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Title: The Caxtons — Complete
Author: Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron, 1803-1873
Language: English
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By Edward Bulwer Lytton

(Lord Lytton)


If it be the good fortune of this work to possess any interest for the
Novel reader, that interest, perhaps, will be but little derived from the
customary elements of fiction. The plot is extremely slight, the
incidents are few, and with the exception of those which involve the fate
of Vivian, such as may be found in the records of ordinary life.

Regarded as a Novel, this attempt is an experiment somewhat apart from
the previous works of the author. It is the first of his writings in
which Humor has been employed, less for the purpose of satire than in
illustration of amiable characters; it is the first, too, in which man
has been viewed, less in his active relations with the world, than in his
repose at his own hearth,--in a word, the greater part of the canvas has
been devoted to the completion of a simple Family Picture. And thus, in
any appeal to the sympathies of the human heart, the common household
affections occupy the place of those livelier or larger passions which
usually (and not unjustly) arrogate the foreground in Romantic

In the Hero whose autobiography connects the different characters and
events of the work, it has been the Author's intention to imply the
influences of Home upon the conduct and career of youth; and in the
ambition which estranges Pisistratus for a time from the sedentary
occupations in which the man of civilized life must usually serve his
apprenticeship to Fortune or to Fame, it is not designed to describe the
fever of Genius conscious of superior powers and aspiring to high
destinies, but the natural tendencies of a fresh and buoyant mind, rather
vigorous than contemplative, and in which the desire of action is but the
symptom of health.

Pisistratus in this respect (as he himself feels and implies) becomes the
specimen or type of a class the numbers of which are daily increasing in
the inevitable progress of modern civilization. He is one too many in the
midst of the crowd; he is the representative of the exuberant energies of
youth, turning, as with the instinct of nature for space and development,
from the Old World to the New. That which may be called the interior
meaning of the whole is sought to be completed by the inference that,
whatever our wanderings, our happiness will always be found within a
narrow compass, and amidst the objects more immediately within our reach,
but that we are seldom sensible of this truth (hackneyed though it be in
the Schools of all Philosophies) till our researches have spread over a
wider area. To insure the blessing of repose, we require a brisker
excitement than a few turns up and down our room. Content is like that
humor in the crystal, on which Claudian has lavished the wonder of a
child and the fancies of a Poet,--

           "Vivis gemma tumescit aquis."

                         E. B. L.

October, 1849.




"Sir--sir, it is a boy!"

"A boy," said my father, looking up from his book, and evidently much
puzzled: "what is a boy?"

Now my father did not mean by that interrogatory to challenge
philosophical inquiry, nor to demand of the honest but unenlightened
woman who had just rushed into his study, a solution of that mystery,
physiological and psychological, which has puzzled so many curious sages,
and lies still involved in the question, "What is man?" For as we need
not look further than Dr. Johnson's Dictionary to know that a boy is "a
male child,"--i.e., the male young of man,--so he who would go to the
depth of things, and know scientifically what is a boy, must be able to
ascertain "what is a man." But for aught I know, my father may have been
satisfied with Buffon on that score, or he may have sided with Monboddo.
He may have agreed with Bishop Berkeley; he may have contented himself
with Professor Combe; he may have regarded the genus spiritually, like
Zeno, or materially, like Epicurus. Grant that boy is the male young of
man, and he would have had plenty of definitions to choose from. He might
have said, "Man is a stomach,--ergo, boy a male young stomach. Man is a
brain,--boy a male young brain. Man is a bundle of habits,--boy a male
young bundle of habits. Man is a machine,--boy a male young machine. Man
is a tail-less monkey,--boy a male young tail-less monkey. Man is a
combination of gases,--boy a male young combination of gases. Man is an
appearance,--boy a male young appearance," etc., etc., and etcetera, ad
infinitum! And if none of these definitions had entirely satisfied my
father, I am perfectly persuaded that he would never have come to Mrs.
Primmins for a new one.

But it so happened that my father was at that moment engaged in the
important consideration whether the Iliad was written by one Homer, or
was rather a collection of sundry ballads, done into Greek by divers
hands, and finally selected, compiled, and reduced into a whole by a
Committee of Taste, under that elegant old tyrant Pisistratus; and the
sudden affirmation, "It is a boy," did not seem to him pertinent to the
thread of the discussion. Therefore he asked, "What is a boy?" vaguely,
and, as it were, taken by surprise.

"Lord, sir!" said Mrs. Primmins, "what is a boy? Why, the baby!"

"The baby!" repeated my father, rising. "What, you don't mean to say that
Mrs. Caxton is--eh?"

"Yes, I do," said Mrs. Primmins, dropping a courtesy; "and as fine a
little rogue as ever I set eyes upon."

"Poor dear woman," said my father, with great compassion. "So soon,
too--so rapidly," he resumed, in a tone of musing surprise. "Why, it is
but the other day we were married!"

"Bless my heart, sir," said Mrs. Primmins, much scandalized, "it is ten
months and more."

"Ten months!" said my father with a sigh. "Ten months! and I have not
finished fifty pages of my refutation of Wolfe's monstrous theory! In ten
months a child! and I'll be bound complete,--hands, feet, eyes, ears, and
nose!--and not like this poor Infant of Mind," and my father pathetically
placed his hand on the treatise, "of which nothing is formed and shaped,
not even the first joint of the little finger! Why, my wife is a precious
woman! Well, keep her quiet. Heaven preserve her, and send me
strength--to support this blessing!"

"But your honor will look at the baby? Come, sir!" and Mrs. Primmins laid
hold of my father's sleeve coaxingly.

"Look at it,--to be sure," said my father, kindly; "look at it,
certainly: it is but fair to poor Mrs. Caxton, after taking so much
trouble, dear soul!"

Therewith my father, drawing his dressing-robe round him in more stately
folds, followed Mrs. Primmins upstairs into a room very carefully

"How are you, my dear?" said my father, with compassionate tenderness, as
he groped his way to the bed.

A faint voice muttered: "Better now, and so happy!" And at the same
moment Mrs. Primmins pulled my father away, lifted a coverlid from a
small cradle, and holding a candle within an inch of an undeveloped nose,
cried emphatically, "There--bless it!"

"Of course, ma'am, I bless it," said my father, rather peevishly. "It is
my duty to bless it--Bless It! And this, then, is the way we come into
the world!--red, very red,--blushing for all the follies we are destined
to commit."

My father sat down on the nurse's chair, the women grouped round him. He
continued to gaze on the contents of the cradle, and at length said,
musingly, "And Homer was once like this!"

At this moment--and no wonder, considering the propinquity of the candle
to his visual organs--Homer's infant likeness commenced the first
untutored melodies of nature.

"Homer improved greatly in singing as he grew older," observed Mr.
Squills, the accoucheur, who was engaged in some mysteries in a corner of
the room.

My father stopped his ears. "Little things can make a great noise," said
he, philosophically; "and the smaller the thing; the greater noise it can

So saying, he crept on tiptoe to the bed, and clasping the pale hand held
out to him, whispered some words that no doubt charmed and soothed the
ear that heard them, for that pale hand was suddenly drawn from his own
and thrown tenderly round his neck. The sound of a gentle kiss was heard
through the stillness.

"Mr. Caxton, sir," cried Mr. Squills, in rebuke, "you agitate my patient;
you must retire."

My father raised his mild face, looked round apologetically, brushed his
eyes with the back of his hand, stole to the door, and vanished.

"I think," said a kind gossip seated at the other side of my mother's
bed, "I think, my dear, that Mr. Caxton might have shown more joy,--more
natural feeling, I may say,--at the sight of the baby: and Such a baby!
But all men are just the same, my dear,--brutes,--all brutes, depend upon

"Poor Austin!" sighed my mother, feebly; "how little you understand him!"

"And now I shall clear the room," said Mr. Squills. "Go to sleep, Mrs.

"Mr. Squills," exclaimed my mother, and the bed-curtains trembled, "pray
see that Mr. Caxton does not set himself on fire. And, Mr. Squills, tell
him not to be vexed and miss me,--I shall be down very soon,--sha' n't

"If you keep yourself easy, you will, ma'am."

"Pray, say so. And, Primmins--"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Every one, I fear, is neglecting your master. Be sure," and my mother's
lips approached close to Mrs. Primmins' ear, "be sure that you--air his
nightcap yourself."

"Tender creatures those women," soliloquized Mr. Squills as, after
clearing the room of all present save Mrs. Primmins and the nurse, he
took his way towards my father's study. Encountering the footman in the
passage, "John," said he, "take supper into your master's room, and make
us some punch, will you,--stiffish!"


"Mr. Caxton, how on earth did you ever come to marry?" asked Mr. Squills,
abruptly, with his feet on the hob, while stirring up his punch.

That was a home question, which many men might reasonably resent; but my
father scarcely knew what resentment was.

"Squills," said he, turning round from his books, and laying one finger
on the surgeon's arm confidentially,--"Squills," said he, "I myself
should be glad to know how I came to be married."

Mr. Squills was a jovial, good-hearted man,--stout, fat, and with fine
teeth, that made his laugh pleasant to look at as well as to hear. Mr.
Squills, moreover, was a bit of a philosopher in his way,--studied human
nature in curing its diseases; and was accustomed to say that Mr. Caxton
was a better book in himself than all he had in his library. Mr. Squills
laughed, and rubbed his hands.

My father resumed thoughtfully, and in the tone of one who moralizes:--

"There are three great events in life, sir,--birth, marriage, and death.
None know how they are born, few know how they die; but I suspect that
many can account for the intermediate phenomenon--I cannot."

"It was not for money, it must have been for love," observed Mr. Squills;
"and your young wife is as pretty as she is good."

"Ha!" said my father, "I remember."

"Do you, sir?" exclaimed Squills, highly amused. "How was it?"

My father, as was often the case with him, protracted his reply, and then
seemed rather to commune with himself than to answer Mr. Squills.

"The kindest, the best of men," he murmured,--"Abyssus Eruditionis. And
to think that he bestowed on me the only fortune he had to leave, instead
of to his own flesh and blood, Jack and Kitty,--all, at least, that I
could grasp, deficiente manu, of his Latin, his Greek, his Orientals.
What do I not owe to him?"

"To whom?" asked Squills. "Good Lord! what's the man talking about?"

"Yes, sir," said my father, rousing himself, "such was Giles Tibbets, M.
A., Sol Scientiarum, tutor to the humble scholar you address, and father
to poor Kitty. He left me his Elzevirs; he left me also his orphan

"Oh! as a wife--"

"No, as a ward. So she came to live in my house. I am sure there was no
harm in it. But my neighbors said there was, and the widow Weltraum told
me the girl's character would suffer. What could I do?--Oh, yes, I
recollect all now! I married her, that my old friend's child might have a
roof to her head, and come to no harm. You see I was forced to do her
that injury; for, after all, poor young creature, it was a sad lot for
her. A dull bookworm like me,--cochlea vitam agens, Mr. Squills,--leading
the life of a snail! But my shell was all I could offer to my poor
friend's orphan."

"Mr. Caxton, I honor you," said Squills, emphatically, jumping up, and
spilling half a tumblerful of scalding punch over my father's legs. "You
have a heart, sir; and I understand why your wife loves you. You seem a
cold man, but you have tears in your eyes at this moment."

"I dare say I have," said my father, rubbing his shins; "it was boiling!"

"And your son will be a comfort to you both," said Mr. Squills, reseating
himself, and, in his friendly emotion, wholly abstracted from all
consciousness of the suffering he had inflicted; "he will be a dove of
peace to your ark."

"I don't doubt it," said my father, ruefully; "only those doves, when
they are small, are a very noisy sort of birds--non talium avium cantos
somnum reducent. However, it might have been worse. Leda had twins."

"So had Mrs. Barnabas last week," rejoined the accoucheur. "Who knows
what may be in store for you yet? Here's a health to Master Caxton, and
lots of brothers and sisters to him."

"Brothers and sisters! I am sure Mrs. Caxton will never think of such a
thing, sir," said my father, almost indignantly; "she's much too good a
wife to behave so. Once in a way it is all very well; but twice--and as
it is, not a paper in its place, nor a pen mended the last three days: I,
too, who can only write cuspide duriuscula,--and the baker coming twice
to me for his bill, too! The Ilithyiae, are troublesome deities, Mr.

"Who are the Ilithyiae?" asked the accoucheur.

"You ought to know," answered my father, smiling,--"the female daemons
who presided over the Neogilos, or New-born. They take the name from
Juno. See Homer, Book XI. By the by, will my Neogilos be brought up like
Hector, or Astyanax--videlicet, nourished by its mother, or by a nurse?"

"Which do you prefer, Mr. Caxton?" asked Mr. Squills, breaking the sugar
in his tumbler. "In this I always deem it my duty to consult the wishes
of the gentleman."

"A nurse by all means, then," said my father. "And let her carry him upo
kolpo, next to her bosom. I know all that has been said about mothers
nursing their own infants, Mr. Squills; but poor Kitty is so sensitive
that I think a stout, healthy peasant woman will be the best for the
boy's future nerves, and his mother's nerves, present and future too.
Heigh-ho! I shall miss the dear woman very much. When will she be up, Mr.

"Oh, in less than a fortnight!"

"And then the Neogilos shall go to school,--upo kolpo,--the nurse with
him, and all will be right again," said my father, with a look of sly,
mysterious humor which was peculiar to him.

"School! when he's just born?"

"Can't begin too soon," said my father, positively; "that's Helvetius'
opinion, and it is mine too!"


That I was a very wonderful child, I take for granted; but nevertheless
it was not of my own knowledge that I came into possession of the
circumstances set down in my former chapters. But my father's conduct on
the occasion of my birth made a notable impression upon all who witnessed
it; and Mr. Squills and Mrs. Primmins have related the facts to me
sufficiently often to make me as well acquainted with them as those
worthy witnesses themselves. I fancy I see my father before me, in his
dark-gray dressing-gown, and with his odd, half-sly, half-innocent twitch
of the mouth, and peculiar puzzling look, from two quiet, abstracted,
indolently handsome eyes, at the moment he agreed with Helvetius on the
propriety of sending me to school as soon as I was born. Nobody knew
exactly what to make of my father,--his wife excepted. The people of
Abdera sent for Hippocrates to cure the supposed insanity of Democritus,
"who at that time," saith Hippocrates, dryly, "was seriously engaged in
philosophy." That same people of Abdera would certainly have found very
alarming symptoms of madness in my poor father; for, like Democritus, "he
esteemed as nothing the things, great or small, in which the rest of the
world were employed." Accordingly, some set him down as a sage, some as a
fool. The neighboring clergy respected him as a scholar, "breathing
libraries;" the ladies despised him as an absent pedant who had no more
gallantry than a stock or a stone. The poor loved him for his charities,
but laughed at him as a weak sort of man, easily taken in. Yet the
squires and farmers found that, in their own matters of rural business,
he had always a fund of curious information to impart; and whoever, young
or old, gentle or simple, learned or ignorant, asked his advice, it was
given with not more humility than wisdom. In the common affairs of life
he seemed incapable of acting for himself; he left all to my mother; or,
if taken unawares, was pretty sure to be the dupe. But in those very
affairs, if another consulted him, his eye brightened, his brow cleared,
the desire of serving made him a new being,--cautious, profound,
practical. Too lazy or too languid where only his own interests were at
stake, touch his benevolence, and all the wheels of the clock-work felt
the impetus of the master-spring. No wonder that, to others, the nut of
such a character was hard to crack! But in the eyes of my poor mother,
Augustine (familiarly Austin) Caxton was the best and the greatest of
human beings; and she ought to have known him well, for she studied him
with her whole heart, knew every trick of his face, and, nine times out
of ten, divined what he was going to say before he opened his lips. Yet
certainly there were deeps in his nature which the plummet of her tender
woman's wit had never sounded; and certainly it sometimes happened that,
even in his most domestic colloquialisms, my mother was in doubt whether
he was the simple, straightforward person he was mostly taken for. There
was, indeed, a kind of suppressed, subtle irony about him, too
unsubstantial to be popularly called humor, but dimly implying some sort
of jest, which he kept all to himself; and this was only noticeable when
he said something that sounded very grave, or appeared to the grave very
silly and irrational.

That I did not go to school--at least to what Mr. Squills understood by
the word "school"--quite so soon as intended, I need scarcely observe. In
fact, my mother managed so well--my nursery, by means of double doors,
was so placed out of hearing--that my father, for the most part, was
privileged, if he pleased, to forget my existence. He was once vaguely
recalled to it on the occasion of my christening. Now, my father was a
shy man, and he particularly hated all ceremonies and public spectacles.
He became uneasily aware that a great ceremony, in which he might be
called upon to play a prominent part, was at hand. Abstracted as he was,
and conveniently deaf at times, he had heard such significant whispers
about "taking advantage of the bishop's being in the neighborhood," and
"twelve new jelly-glasses being absolutely wanted," as to assure him that
some deadly festivity was in the wind. And when the question of godmother
and godfather was fairly put to hire, coupled with the remark that this
was a fine opportunity to return the civilities of the neighborhood, he
felt that a strong effort at escape was the only thing left. Accordingly,
having, seemingly without listening, heard the clay fixed and seen, as
they thought, without observing, the chintz chairs in the best
drawing-room uncovered (my dear mother was the tidiest woman in the
world), my father suddenly discovered that there was to be a great
book-sale, twenty miles off, which would last four days, and attend it he
must. My mother sighed; but she never contradicted my father, even when
he was wrong, as he certainly was in this case. She only dropped a timid
intimation that she feared "it would look odd, and the world might
misconstrue my father's absence,--had not she better put off the

"My dear," answered my father, "it will be my duty, by and by, to
christen the boy,--a duty not done in a day. At present, I have no doubt
that the bishop will do very well without me. Let the day stand, or if
you put it off, upon my word and honor I believe that the wicked
auctioneer will put off the book-sale also. Of one thing I am quite sure,
that the sale and the christening will take place at the same time."
There was no getting over this; but I am certain my dear mother had much
less heart than before in uncovering the chintz chairs in the best
drawing-room. Five years later this would not have happened. My mother
would have kissed my father and said, "Stay," and he would have stayed.
But she was then very young and timid; and he, wild man, not of the
woods, but the cloisters, not yet civilized into the tractabilities of
home. In short, the post-chaise was ordered and the carpetbag packed.

"My love," said my mother, the night before this Hegira, looking up from
her work, "my love, there is one thing you have quite forgot to
settle,--I beg pardon for disturbing you, but it is important!--baby's
name: sha' n't we call him Augustine?"

"Augustine," said my father, dreamily,--"why that name's mine."

"And you would like your boy's to be the same?"

"No," said my father, rousing himself. "Nobody would know which was
which. I should catch myself learning the Latin accidence, or playing at
marbles. I should never know my own identity, and Mrs. Primmins would be
giving me pap."

My mother smiled; and putting her hand, which was a very pretty one, on
my father's shoulder, and looking at him tenderly, she said: "There's no
fear of mistaking you for any other, even your son, dearest. Still, if
you prefer another name, what shall it be?"

"Samuel," said my father. "Dr. Parr's name is Samuel."

"La, my love! Samuel is the ugliest name--"

My father did not hear the exclamation; he was again deep in his books.
Presently he started up: "Barnes says Homer is Solomon. Read Omeros
backward, in the Hebrew manner--"

"Yes, my love," interrupted my mother. "But baby's Christian name?"


"Solomo,--shocking!" said my mother.

"Shocking indeed," echoed my father; "an outrage to common-sense." Then,
after glancing again over his books, he broke out musingly: "But, after
all, it is nonsense to suppose that Homer was not settled till his time."

"Whose?" asked my mother, mechanically. My father lifted up his finger.

My mother continued, after a short pause., "Arthur is a pretty name. Then
there 's William--Henry--Charles Robert. What shall it be, love?"

"Pisistratus!" said my father (who had hung fire till then), in a tone of
contempt,--"Pisistratus, indeed!"

"Pisistratus! a very fine name," said my mother, joyfully,--"Pisistratus
Caxton. Thank you, my love: Pisistratus it shall be."

"Do you contradict me? Do you side with Wolfe and Heyne and that
pragmatical fellow Vico? Do you mean to say that the Rhapsodists--"

"No, indeed," interrupted my mother. "My dear, you frighten me."

My father sighed, and threw himself back in his chair. My mother took
courage and resumed.

"Pisistratus is a long name too! Still, one could call him Sisty."

"Siste, Viator," muttered my father; "that's trite!"

"No, Sisty by itself--short. Thank you, my dear."

Four days afterwards, on his return from the book-sale, to my father's
inexpressible bewilderment, he was informed that Pisistratus was "growing
the very image of him."

When at length the good man was made thoroughly aware of the fact that
his son and heir boasted a name so memorable in history as that borne by
the enslaver of Athens and the disputed arranger of Homer,--and it was
asserted to be a name that he himself had suggested,--he was as angry as
so mild a man could be. "But it is infamous!" he exclaimed. "Pisistratus
christened! Pisistratus, who lived six hundred years before Christ was
born! Good heavens, madam! you have made me the father of an

My mother burst into tears. But the evil was irremediable. An anachronism
I was, and an anachronism I must continue to the end of the chapter.


"Of course, sir, you will begin soon to educate your son yourself?" said
Mr. Squills.

"Of course, sir," said my father, "you have read Martinus Scriblerus?"

"I don't understand you, Mr. Caxton."

"Then you have not read Aiartinus Scriblerus, Mr. Squills!"

"Consider that I have read it; and what then?"

"Why, then, Squills," said my father, familiarly, "you son would know
that though a scholar is often a fool, he is never a fool so supreme, so
superlative, as when he is defacing the first unsullied page of the human
history by entering into it the commonplaces of his own pedantry. A
scholar, sir,--at least one like me,--is of all persons the most unfit to
teach young children. A mother, sir,--a simple, natural, loving
mother,--is the infant's true guide to knowledge."

"Egad! Mr. Caxton,--in spite of Helvetius, whom you quoted the night the
boy was born,--egad! I believe you are right."

"I am sure of it," said my father,--"at least as sure as a poor mortal
can be of anything. I agree with Helvetius, the child should be educated
from its birth; but how? There is the rub: send him to school forthwith!
Certainly, he is at school already with the two great teachers,--Nature
and Love. Observe, that childhood and genius have the same master-organ
in common,--inquisitiveness. Let childhood have its way, and as it began
where genius begins, it may find what genius finds. A certain Greek
writer tells us of some man who, in order to save his bees a troublesome
flight to Hymettus, cut their wings, and placed before them the finest
flowers he could select. The poor bees made no honey. Now, sir, if I were
to teach my boy, I should be cutting his wings and giving him the flowers
he should find himself. Let us leave Nature alone for the present, and
Nature's loving proxy, the watchful mother."

Therewith my father pointed to his heir sprawling on the grass and
plucking daisies on the lawn, while the young mother's voice rose
merrily, laughing at the child's glee.

"I shall make but a poor bill out of your nursery, I see," said Mr.

Agreeably to these doctrines, strange in so learned a father, I thrived
and flourished, and learned to spell, and make pot-hooks, under the joint
care of my mother and Dame Primmins. This last was one of an old race
fast dying away,--the race of old, faithful servants; the race of old,
tale-telling nurses. She had reared my mother before me; but her
affection put out new flowers for the new generation. She was a
Devonshire woman; and Devonshire women, especially those who have passed
their youth near the sea-coast, are generally superstitious. She had a
wonderful budget of fables. Before I was six years old, I was erudite in
that primitive literature in which the legends of all nations are traced
to a common fountain,--Puss in Boots, Tom Thumb, Fortunio, Fortunatus,
Jack the Giant-Killer; tales, like proverbs, equally familiar, under
different versions, to the infant worshippers of Budh and the hardier
children of Thor. I may say, without vanity, that in an examination in
those venerable classics I could have taken honors!

My dear mother had some little misgivings as to the solid benefit to be
derived from such fantastic erudition, and timidly consulted my father

"My love," answered my father, in that tone of voice which always puzzled
even my mother to be sure whether he was in jest or earnest, "in all
these fables certain philosophers could easily discover symbolic
significations of the highest morality. I have myself written a treatise
to prove that Puss in Boots is an allegory upon the progress of the human
understanding, having its origin in the mystical schools of the Egyptian
priests, and evidently an illustration of the worship rendered at Thebes
and Memphis to those feline quadrupeds of which they make both religious
symbols and elaborate mummies."

"My dear Austin," said my mother, opening her blue eyes, "you don't think
that Sisty will discover all those fine things in Puss in Boots!"

"My dear Kitty," answered my father, "you don't think, when you were good
enough to take up with me, that you found in me all the fine things I
have learned from books. You knew me only as a harmless creature who was
happy enough to please your fancy. By and by you discovered that I was no
worse for all the quartos that have transmigrated into ideas within
me,--ideas that are mysteries even to myself. If Sisty, as you call the
child (plague on that unlucky anachronism! which you do well to
abbreviate into a dissyllable),--if Sisty can't discover all the wisdom
of Egypt in Puss in Boots, what then? Puss in Boots is harmless, and it
pleases his fancy. All that wakes curiosity is wisdom, if innocent; all
that pleases the fancy now, turns hereafter to love or to knowledge. And
so, my dear, go back to the nursery."

But I should wrong thee, O best of fathers! if I suffered the reader to
suppose that because thou didst seem so indifferent to my birth, and so
careless as to my early teaching, therefore thou wert, at heart,
indifferent to thy troublesome Neogilos. As I grew older, I became more
sensibly aware that a father's eye was upon me. I distinctly remember one
incident, that seems to me, in looking back, a crisis in my infant life,
as the first tangible link between my own heart and that calm great soul.

My father was seated on the lawn before the house, his straw hat over his
eyes (it was summer), and his book on his lap. Suddenly a beautiful delf
blue-and-white flower-pot, which had been set on the window-sill of an
upper story, fell to the ground with a crash, and the fragments
spluttered up round my father's legs. Sublime in his studies as
Archimedes in the siege, he continued to read,--Impavidum ferient ruince!

"Dear, dear!" cried my mother, who was at work in the porch, "my poor
flower-pot that I prized so much! Who could have done this? Primmins,

Mrs. Primmins popped her head out of the fatal window, nodded to the
summons, and came down in a trice, pale and breathless.

"Oh!" said my mother, Mournfully, "I would rather have lost all the
plants in the greenhouse in the great blight last May,--I would rather
the best tea-set were broken! The poor geranium I reared myself, and the
dear, dear flower-pot which Mr. Caxton bought for me my last birthday!
That naughty child must have done this!"

Mrs. Primmins was dreadfully afraid of my father,--why, I know not,
except that very talkative social persons are usually afraid of very
silent shy ones. She cast a hasty glance at her master, who was beginning
to evince signs of attention, and cried promptly, "No, ma'am, it was not
the dear boy, bless his flesh, it was I!"

"You? How could you be so careless? and you knew how I prized them both.
Oh, Primmins!" Primmins began to sob.

"Don't tell fibs, nursey," said a small, shrill voice; and Master Sisty,
coming out of the house as bold as brass, continued rapidly--"don't scold
Primmins, mamma: it was I who pushed out the flower-pot."

"Hush!" said nurse, more frightened than ever, and looking aghast towards
my father, who had very deliberately taken off his hat, and was regarding
the scene with serious eyes wide awake. "Hush! And if he did break it,
ma'am, it was quite an accident; he was standing so, and he never meant
it. Did you, Master Sisty? Speak!" this in a whisper, "or Pa will be so

"Well," said my mother, "I suppose it was an accident; take care in
future, my child. You are sorry, I see, to have grieved me. There's a
kiss; don't fret."

"No, mamma, you must not kiss me; I don't deserve it. I pushed out the
flower-pot on purpose."

"Ha! and why?" said my father, walking up.

Mrs. Primmins trembled like a leaf.

"For fun!" said I, hanging my head,--"just to see how you'd look, papa;
and that's the truth of it. Now beat me, do beat me!"

My father threw his book fifty yards off, stooped down, and caught me to
his breast. "Boy," he said, "you have done wrong: you shall repair it by
remembering all your life that your father blessed God for giving him a
son who spoke truth in spite of fear! Oh! Mrs. Primmins, the next fable
of this kind you try to teach him, and we part forever!"

From that time I first date the hour when I felt that I loved my father,
and knew that he loved me; from that time, too, he began to converse with
me. He would no longer, if he met me in the garden, pass by with a smile
and nod; he would stop, put his book in his pocket, and though his talk
was often above my comprehension, still somehow I felt happier and
better, and less of an infant, when I thought over it, and tried to
puzzle out the meaning; for he had away of suggesting, not teaching,
putting things into my head, and then leaving them to work out their own
problems. I remember a special instance with respect to that same
flower-pot and geranium. Mr. Squills, who was a bachelor, and well-to-do
in the world, often made me little presents. Not long after the event I
have narrated, he gave me one far exceeding in value those usually
bestowed on children,--it was a beautiful large domino-box in cut ivory,
painted and gilt. This domino-box was my delight. I was never weary of
playing, at dominos with Mrs. Primmins, and I slept with the box under my

"Ah!" said my father one day, when he found me ranging the ivory
parallelograms in the parlor, "ah! you like that better than all your
playthings, eh?"

"Oh, yes, papa!"

"You would be very sorry if your mamma were to throw that box out of the
window and break it for fun." I looked beseechingly at my father, and
made no answer.

"But perhaps you would be very glad," he resumed, "if suddenly one of
those good fairies you read of could change the domino-box into a
beautiful geranium in a beautiful blue-and-white flower-pot, and you
could have the pleasure of putting it on your mamma's window-sill."

"Indeed I would!" said I, half-crying.

"My dear boy, I believe you; but good wishes don't mend bad actions: good
actions mend bad actions."

So saying, he shut the door and went out. I cannot tell you how puzzled I
was to make out what my father meant by his aphorism. But I know that I
played at dominos no more that day. The next morning my father found me
seated by myself under a tree in the garden; he paused, and looked at me
with his grave bright eyes very steadily.

"My boy," said he, "I am going to walk to ----," a town about two miles
off: "will you come? And, by the by, fetch your domino-box. I should
like to show it to a person there." I ran in for the box, and, not a
little proud of walking with my father upon the high-road, we set out.

"Papa," said I by the way, "there are no fairies now."

"What then, my child?"

"Why, how then can my domino-box be changed into a geranium and a
blue-and-white flower-pot?"

"My dear," said my father, leaning his hand on my shoulder, "everybody
who is in earnest to be good, carries two fairies about with him,--one
here," and he touched my heart, "and one here," and he touched my

"I don't understand, papa."

"I can wait till you do, Pisistratus. What a name!"

My father stopped at a nursery gardener's, and after looking over the
flowers, paused before a large double geranium. "Ah! this is finer than
that which your mamma was so fond of. What is the cost, sir?"

"Only 7s. 6d.," said the gardener.

My father buttoned up his pocket. "I can't afford it to-day," said he,
gently, and we walked out.

On entering the town, we stopped again at a china warehouse. "Have you a
flower-pot like that I bought some months ago? Ah! here is one, marked
3s. 6d. Yes, that is the price. Well; when your mamma's birthday comes
again, we must buy her another. That is some months to wait. And we can
wait, Master Sisty. For truth, that blooms all the year round, is better
than a poor geranium; and a word that is never broken, is better than a
piece of delf."

My head, which had drooped before, rose again; but the rush of joy at my
heart almost stifled me.

"I have called to pay your little bill," said my father, entering the
shop of one of those fancy stationers common in country towns, and who
sell all kinds of pretty toys and knick-knacks. "And by the way," he
added, as the smiling shopman looked over his books for the entry, "I
think my little boy here can show you a much handsomer specimen of French
workmanship than that work-box which you enticed Mrs. Caxton into
raffling for, last winter. Show your domino-box, my dear."

I produced my treasure, and the shopman was liberal in his commendations.
"It is always well, my boy, to know what a thing is worth, in case one
wishes to part with it. If my young gentleman gets tired of his
plaything, what will you give him for it?"

"Why, sir," said the shopman, "I fear we could not afford to give more
than eighteen shillings for it, unless the young gentleman took some of
these pretty things in exchange."

"Eighteen shillings!" said my father; "you would give that sum! Well, my
boy, whenever you do grow tired of your box, you have my leave to sell

My father paid his bill and went out. I lingered behind a few moments,
and joined him at the end of the street.

"Papa, papa," I cried, clapping my hands, "we can buy the geranium; we
can buy the flower-pot." And I pulled a handful of silver from my

"Did I not say right?" said my father, passing his handkerchief over his
eyes. "You have found the two fairies!"

Oh! how proud, how overjoyed I was when, after placing vase and flower on
the window-sill, I plucked my mother by the gown and made her follow me
to the spot.

"It is his doing and his money!" said my father; "good actions have
mended the bad."

"What!" cried my mother, when she had learned all; "and your poor
domino-box that you were so fond of! We will go back to-morrow and buy it
back, if it costs us double."

"Shall we buy it back, Pisistratus?" asked my father.

"Oh, no--no--no! It would spoil all," I cried, burying my face on my
father's breast.

"My wife," said my father, solemnly, "this is my first lesson to our
child,--the sanctity and the happiness of self-sacrifice; undo not what
it should teach to his dying day."


When I was between my seventh and my eighth year, a change came over me,
which may perhaps be familiar to the notice of those parents who boast
the anxious blessing of an only child. The ordinary vivacity of childhood
forsook me; I became quiet, sedate, and thoughtful. The absence of
play-fellows of my own age, the companionship of mature minds, alternated
only by complete solitude, gave something precocious, whether to my
imagination or my reason. The wild fables muttered to me by the old nurse
in the summer twilight or over the winter's hearth,--the effort made by
my struggling intellect to comprehend the grave, sweet wisdom of my
father's suggested lessons,--tended to feed a passion for revery, in
which all my faculties strained and struggled, as in the dreams that come
when sleep is nearest waking. I had learned to read with ease, and to
write with some fluency, and I already began to imitate, to reproduce.
Strange tales akin to those I had gleaned from fairy-land, rude songs
modelled from such verse-books as fell into my hands, began to mar the
contents of marble-covered pages designed for the less ambitious purposes
of round text and multiplication. My mind was yet more disturbed by the
intensity of my home affections. My love for both my parents had in it
something morbid and painful. I often wept to think how little I could do
for those I loved so well. My fondest fancies built up imaginary
difficulties for them, which my arm was to smooth. These feelings, thus
cherished, made my nerves over-susceptible and acute. Nature began to
affect me powerfully; and, from that affection rose a restless curiosity
to analyze the charms that so mysteriously moved me to joy or awe, to
smiles or tears. I got my father to explain to me the elements of
astronomy; I extracted from Squills, who was an ardent botanist, some of
the mysteries in the life of flowers. But music became my darling
passion. My mother (though the daughter of a great scholar,--a scholar at
whose name my father raised his hat if it happened to be on his head)
possessed, I must own it fairly, less book-learning than many a humble
tradesman's daughter can boast in this more enlightened generation; but
she had some natural gifts which had ripened, Heaven knows how! into
womanly accomplishments. She drew with some elegance, and painted flowers
to exquisite perfection. She played on more than one instrument with more
than boarding-school skill; and though she sang in no language but her
own, few could hear her sweet voice without being deeply touched. Her
music, her songs, had a wondrous effect on me. Thus, altogether, a kind
of dreamy yet delightful melancholy seized upon my whole being; and this
was the more remarkable because contrary to my early temperament, which
was bold, active, and hilarious. The change in my character began to act
upon my form. From a robust and vigorous infant, I grew into a pale and
slender boy. I began to ail and mope. Mr. Squills was called in.

"Tonics!" said Mr. Squills; "and don't let him sit over his book. Send
him out in the air; make him play. Come here, my boy: these organs are
growing too large;" and Mr. Squills, who was a phrenologist, placed his
hand on my forehead. "Gad, sir, here's an ideality for you; and, bless my
soul, what a constructiveness!"

My father pushed aside his papers, and walked to and fro the room with
his hands behind him; but he did not say a word till Mr. Squills was

"My dear," then said he to my mother, on whose breast I was leaning my
aching ideality--"my dear, Pisistratus must go to school in good

"Bless me, Austin!--at his age?"

"He is nearly eight years old."

"But he is so forward."

"It is for that reason he must go to school."

"I don't quite understand you, my love. I know he is getting past me; but
you who are so clever--"

My father took my mother's hand: "We can teach him nothing now, Kitty. We
send him to school to be taught--"

"By some schoolmaster who knows much less than you do--"

"By little schoolboys, who will make him a boy again," said my father,
almost sadly. "My dear, you remember that when our Kentish gardener
planted those filbert-trees, and when they were in their third year, and
you began to calculate on what they would bring in, you went out one
morning, and found he had cut them down to the ground. You were vexed,
and asked why. What did the gardener say? 'To prevent their bearing too
soon.' There is no want of fruitfulness here: put back the hour of
produce, that the plant may last."

"Let me go to school," said I, lifting my languid head and smiling on my
father. I understood him at once, and it was as if the voice of my life
itself answered him.


A year after the resolution thus come to, I was at home for the holidays.

"I hope," said my mother, "that they are doing Sisty justice. I do think
he is not nearly so quick a child as he was before he went to school. I
wish you would examine him, Austin."

"I have examined him, my dear. It is just as I expected; and I am quite

"What! you really think he has come on?" said my mother, joyfully.

"He does not care a button for botany now," said Mr. Squills.

"And he used to be so fond of music, dear boy!" observed my mother, with
a sigh. "Good gracious, what noise is that?"

"Your son's pop-gun against the window," said my father. "It is lucky it
is only the window; it would have made a less deafening noise, though, if
it had been Mr. Squills's head, as it was yesterday morning."

"The left ear," observed Squills; "and a very sharp blow it was too. Yet
you are satisfied, Mr. Caxton?"

"Yes; I think the boy is now as great a blockhead as most boys of his age
are," observed my father with great complacency.

"Dear me, Austin,--a great blockhead?"

"What else did he go to school for?" asked my father.

And observing a certain dismay in the face of his female audience, and a
certain surprise in that of his male, he rose and stood on the hearth,
with one hand in his waistcoat, as was his wont when about to
philosophize in more detail than was usual to him.

"Mr. Squills," said he, "you have had great experience in families."

"As good a practice as any in the county," said Mr. Squills, proudly;
"more than I can manage. I shall advertise for a partner."

"And," resumed my father, "you must have observed almost invariably that
in every family there is what father, mother, uncle, and aunt pronounce
to be one wonderful child."

"One at least," said Mr. Squills, smiling.

"It is easy," continued my father, "to say this is parental partiality;
but it is not so. Examine that child as a stranger, and it will startle
yourself. You stand amazed at its eager curiosity, its quick
comprehension, its ready wit, its delicate perception. Often, too, you
will find some faculty strikingly developed. The child will have a turn
for mechanics, perhaps, and make you a model of a steamboat; or it will
have an ear tuned to verse, and will write you a poem like that it has
got by heart from 'The Speaker;' or it will take to botany (like
Pisistratus), with the old maid its aunt; or it will play a march on its
sister's pianoforte. In short, even you, Squills, will declare that it is
really a wonderful child."

"Upon my word," said Mr. Squills, thoughtfully, "there's a great deal of
truth in what you say. Little Tom Dobbs is a wonderful child; so is Frank
Stepington--and as for Johnny Styles, I must bring him here for you to
hear him prattle on Natural History, and see how well he handles his
pretty little microscope."

"Heaven forbid!" said my father. "And now let me proceed. These thaumata,
or wonders, last till when, Mr. Squills?--last till the boy goes to
school; and then, somehow or other, the thaumata vanish into thin air,
like ghosts at the cockcrow. A year after the prodigy has been at the
academy, father and mother, uncle and aunt, plague you no more with his
doings and sayings: the extraordinary infant has become a very ordinary
little boy. Is it not so, Mr. Squills?"

"Indeed you are right, sir. How did you come to be so observant? You
never seem to--"

"Hush!" interrupted my father; and then, looking fondly at my mother's
anxious face, he said soothingly: "Be comforted; this is wisely ordained,
and it is for the best."

"It must be the fault of the school," said my mother, shaking her head.

"It is the necessity of the school, and its virtue, my Kate. Let any one
of these wonderful children--wonderful as you thought Sisty himself--stay
at home, and you will see its head grow bigger and bigger, and its body
thinner and thinner--eh, Mr. Squills?--till the mind take all nourishment
from the frame, and the frame, in turn, stint or make sickly the mind.
You see that noble oak from the window. If the Chinese had brought it up,
it would have been a tree in miniature at five years old, and at a
hundred, you would have set it in a flowerpot on your table, no bigger
than it was at five,--a curiosity for its maturity at one age; a show for
its diminutiveness at the other. No! the ordeal for talent is school;
restore the stunted mannikin to the growing child, and then let the
child, if it can, healthily, hardily, naturally, work its slow way up
into greatness. If greatness be denied it, it will at least be a man; and
that is better than to be a little Johnny Styles all its life,--an oak in
a pill-box."

At that moment I rushed into the room, glowing and panting, health on my
cheek, vigor in my limbs, all childhood at my heart. "Oh, mamma, I have
got up the kite--so high Come and see. Do come, papa!"

"Certainly," said my father; "only don't cry so loud,--kites make no
noise in rising; yet, you see how they soar above the world. Come, Kate.
Where is my hat? Ah!--thank you, my boy."

"Kitty," said my father, looking at the kite, which, attached by its
string to the peg I had stuck into the ground, rested calm in the sky,
"never fear but what our kite shall fly as high; only, the human soul has
stronger instincts to mount upward than a few sheets of paper on a
framework of lath. But observe that to prevent its being lost in the
freedom of space,--we must attach it lightly to earth; and observe again,
my dear, that the higher it soars, the more string we must give it."



When I had reached the age of twelve, I had got to the head of the
preparatory school to which I had been sent. And having thus exhausted
all the oxygen of learning in that little receiver, my parents looked out
for a wider range for my inspirations. During the last two years in which
I had been at school, my love for study had returned; but it was a
vigorous, wakeful, undreamy love, stimulated by competition, and animated
by the practical desire to excel.

My father no longer sought to curb my intellectual aspirings. He had too
great a reverence for scholarship not to wish me to become a scholar if
possible; though he more than once said to me somewhat sadly, "Master
books, but do not let them master you. Read to live, not live to read.
One slave of the lamp is enough for a household; my servitude must not be
a hereditary bondage."

My father looked round for a suitable academy; and the fame of Dr.
Herman's "Philhellenic Institute" came to his ears.

Now, this Dr. Herman was the son of a German music-master who had settled
in England. He had completed his own education at the University of Bonn;
but finding learning too common a drug in that market to bring the high
price at which he valued his own, and having some theories as to
political freedom which attached him to England, he resolved upon setting
up a school, which he designed as an "Era in the History of the Human
Mind." Dr. Herman was one of the earliest of those new-fashioned
authorities in education who have, more lately, spread pretty numerously
amongst us, and would have given, perhaps, a dangerous shake to the
foundations of our great classical seminaries, if those last had not very
wisely, though very cautiously, borrowed some of the more sensible
principles which lay mixed and adulterated amongst the crotchets and
chimeras of their innovating rivals and assailants.

Dr. Herman had written a great many learned works against every
pre-existing method of instruction; that which had made the greatest
noise was upon the infamous fiction of Spelling-Books: "A more lying,
roundabout, puzzle-headed delusion than that by which we Confuse the
clear instincts of truth in our accursed systems of spelling, was never
concocted by the father of falsehood." Such was the exordium of this
famous treatise. For instance, take the monosyllable Cat. What a brazen
forehead you must have when you say to an infant, c, a, t,--spell Cat:
that is, three sounds, forming a totally opposite compound,--opposite in
every detail, opposite in the whole,--compose a poor little monosyllable
which, if you would but say the simple truth, the child will learn to
spell merely by looking at it! How can three sounds, which run thus to
the ear, see-eh-tee, compose the sound cat? Don't they rather compose the
sound see-eh-te, or ceaty? How can a system of education flourish that
begins by so monstrous a falsehood, which the sense of hearing suffices
to contradict? No wonder that the horn-book is the despair of mothers!
From this instance the reader will perceive that Dr. Herman, in his
theory of education, began at the beginning,--he took the bull fairly by
the horns. As for the rest, upon a broad principle of eclecticism, he had
combined together every new patent invention for youthful idea-shooting.
He had taken his trigger from Hofwyl; he had bought his wadding from
Hamilton; he had got his copper-caps from Bell and Lancaster. The
youthful idea,--he had rammed it tight! he had rammed it loose! he had
rammed it with pictorial illustrations! he had rammed it with the
monitorial system! he had rammed it in every conceivable way, and with
every imaginable ramrod! but I have mournful doubts whether he shot the
youthful idea an inch farther than it did under the old mechanism of
flint and steel! Nevertheless, as Dr. Herman really did teach a great
many things too much neglected at schools; as, besides Latin and Greek,
he taught a vast variety in that vague infinite nowadays called "useful
knowledge;" as he engaged lecturers on chemistry, engineering, and
natural history; as arithmetic and the elements of physical science were
enforced with zeal and care; as all sorts of gymnastics were intermingled
with the sports of the playground,--so the youthful idea, if it did not
go farther, spread its shots in a wider direction, and a boy could not
stay there five years without learning something: which is more than can
be said of all schools! He learned at least to use his eyes and his ears
and his limbs; order, cleanliness, exercise, grew into habits; and the
school pleased the ladies and satisfied the gentlemen,--in a word, it
thrived; and Dr. Herman, at the time I speak of, numbered more than one
hundred pupils. Now, when the worthy man first commenced the task of
tuition, he had proclaimed the humanest abhorrence to the barbarous
system of corporal punishment. But alas! as his school increased in
numbers, he had proportionately recanted these honorable and anti-birchen
ideas. He had--reluctantly, perhaps, honestly, no doubt; but with full
determination--come to the conclusion that there are secret springs which
can only be detected by the twigs of the divining-rod; and having
discovered with what comparative ease the whole mechanism of his little
government could be carried on by the admission of the birch-regulator,
so, as he grew richer and lazier and fatter, the Philhellenic Institute
spun along as glibly as a top kept in vivacious movement by the perpetual
application of the lash.

I believe that the school did not suffer in reputation from this sad
apostasy on the part of the head-master; on the contrary, it seemed more
natural and English,--less outlandish and heretical. And it was at the
zenith of its renown when, one bright morning, with all my clothes nicely
mended, and a large plum-cake in my box, I was deposited at its
hospitable gates.

Amongst Dr. Herman's various whimsicalities there was one to which he had
adhered with more fidelity than to the anti-corporal punishment articles
of his creed; and, in fact, it was upon this that he had caused those
imposing words, "Philhellenic Institute," to blaze in gilt capitals in
front of his academy. He belonged to that illustrious class of scholars
who are now waging war on our popular mythologies, and upsetting all the
associations which the Etonians and Harrovians connect with the household
names of ancient history. In a word, he sought to restore to scholastic
purity the mutilated orthography of Greek appellatives. He was extremely
indignant that little boys should be brought up to confound Zeus with
Jupiter, Ares with Mars, Artemis with Diana,--the Greek deities with the
Roman; and so rigidly did he inculcate the doctrine that these two sets
of personages were to be kept constantly contradistinguished from each
other, that his cross-examinations kept us in eternal confusion.

"Vat," he would exclaim to some new boy fresh from some grammar-school on
the Etonian system--"Vat do you mean by dranslating Zeus Jupiter? Is dat
amatory, irascible, cloud-compelling god of Olympus, vid his eagle and
his aegis, in the smallest degree resembling de grave, formal, moral
Jupiter Optimus Maximus of the Roman Capitol?--a god, Master Simpkins,
who would have been perfectly shocked at the idea of running after
innocent Fraulein dressed up as a swan or a bull! I put dat question to
you vonce for all, Master Simpkins." Master Simpkins took care to agree
with the Doctor. "And how could you," resumed Dr. Herman majestically,
turning to some other criminal alumnus,--"how could you presume to
dranslate de Ares of Homer, sir, by the audacious vulgarism Mars?--Ares,
Master Jones, who roared as loud as ten thousand men when he was hurt; or
as you vill roar if I catch you calling him Mars again?--Ares, who
covered seven plectra of ground? Confound Ares, the manslayer, with the
Mars or Mavors whom de Romans stole from de Sabines!--Mars, de solemn and
calm protector of Rome! Master Jones, Master Jones, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself!" And then waxing enthusiastic, and warming more and
more into German gutturals and pronunciation, the good Doctor would lift
up his hands, with two great rings on his thumbs, and exclaim: "Und Du!
and dou, Aphrodite,--dou, whose bert de seasons vel-coined! dou, who
didst put Atonis into a coffer, and den tid durn him into an anemone! dou
to be called Venus by dat snivel-nosed little Master Budderfield!--Venus,
who presided over Baumgartens and funerals and nasty tinking
sewers!--Venus Cloacina, O mein Gott! Come here, Master Budderfield: I
must flog you for dat; I must indeed, liddle boy!" As our Philhellenic
preceptor carried his archaeological purism into all Greek proper names,
it was not likely that my unhappy baptismal would escape. The first time
I signed my exercise I wrote "Pisistratus Caxton" in my best round-hand.
"And dey call your baba a scholar!" said the Doctor, contemptuously.
"Your name, sir, is Greek; and, as Greek, you vill be dood enough to
write it, vith vat you call an e and an o,--P,e,i,s,i,s,t,r,a,t,o,s. Vat
can you expect for to come to, Master Caxton, if you don't pay de care
dat is proper to your own dood name,--de e, and de o? Ach? let me see no
more of your vile corruptions! Mein Gott! Pi! ven de name is Pei!"

The next time I wrote home to my father, modestly implying that I was
short of cash, that a trap-bat would be acceptable, and that the favorite
goddess amongst the boys (whether Greek or Roman was very immaterial) was
Diva Moneta, I felt a glow of classical pride in signing myself "your
affectionate Peisistratos." The next post brought a sad damper to my
scholastic exultation. The letter ran thus:--

   My Dear Son,--I prefer my old acquaintances Thucydides and
   Pisistratus to Thoukudides and Peisistratos. Horace is familiar to
   me, but Horatius is only known to me as Cocles. Pisistratus can
   play at trap-ball; but I find no authority in pure Greek to allow
   me to suppose that that game was known to Peisistratos. I should
   be too happy to send you a drachma or so, but I have no coins in my
   possession current at Athens at the time when Pisistratus was spelt
   Peisistratos.--Your affectionate father,
                         A. CAXTON.

Verily, here indeed was the first practical embarrassment produced by
that melancholy anachronism which my father had so prophetically
deplored. However, nothing like experience to prove the value of
compromise in this world. Peisistratos continued to write exercises, and
a second letter from Pisistratus was followed by the trap-bat.


I was somewhere about sixteen when, on going home for the holidays, I
found my mother's brother settled among the household Lares. Uncle Jack,
as he was familiarly called, was a light-hearted, plausible,
enthusiastic, talkative fellow, who had spent three small fortunes in
trying to make a large one.

Uncle Jack was a great speculator; but in all his speculations he never
affected to think of himself,--it was always the good of his
fellow-creatures that he had at heart, and in this ungrateful world
fellow-creatures are not to be relied upon! On coming of age, he
inherited L6,000, from his maternal grandfather. It seemed to him then
that his fellow-creatures were sadly imposed upon by their tailors. Those
ninth parts of humanity notoriously eked out their fractional existence
by asking nine times too much for the clothing which civilization, and
perhaps a change of climate, render more necessary to us than to our
predecessors, the Picts. Out of pure philanthropy, Uncle Jack started a
"Grand National Benevolent Clothing Company," which undertook to supply
the public with inexpressibles of the best Saxon cloth at 7s. 6d. a pair;
coats, superfine, L1 18s.; and waistcoats at so much per dozen,--they
were all to be worked off by steam. Thus the rascally tailors were to be
put down, humanity clad, and the philanthropists rewarded (but that was a
secondary consideration) with a clear return of thirty per cent. In spite
of the evident charitableness of this Christian design, and the
irrefragable calculations upon which it was based, this company died a
victim to the ignorance and unthankfulness of our fellow-creatures; and
all that remained of Jack's L6,000, was a fifty-fourth share in a small
steam-engine, a large assortment of ready-made pantaloons, and the
liabilities of the directors.

Uncle Jack disappeared, and went on his travels. The same spirit of
philanthropy which characterized the speculations of his purse attended
the risks of his person. Uncle Jack had a natural leaning towards all
distressed communities: if any tribe, race, or nation was down in the
world, Uncle Jack threw himself plump into the scale to redress the
balance. Poles, Greeks (the last were then fighting the Turks), Mexicans,
Spaniards,--Uncle Jack thrust his nose into all their squabbles! Heaven
forbid I should mock thee, poor Uncle Jack! for those generous
predilections towards the unfortunate; only, whenever a nation is in a
misfortune, there is always a job going on! The Polish cause, the Greek
cause, the Alexican cause, and the Spanish cause are necessarily mixed up
with loans and subscriptions. These Continental patriots, when they take
up the sword with one hand, generally contrive to thrust their other hand
deep into their neighbor's breeches' pockets. Uncle Jack went to Greece,
thence he went to Spain, thence to Mexico. No doubt he was of great
service to those afflicted populations, for he came back with
unanswerable proof of their gratitude in the shape of L3,000. Shortly
after this appeared a prospectus of the "New, Grand, National, Benevolent
Insurance Company, for the Industrial Classes." This invaluable document,
after setting forth the immense benefits to society arising from habits
of providence and the introduction of insurance companies,--proving the
infamous rate of premiums exacted by the existent offices, and their
inapplicability to the wants of the honest artisan, and declaring that
nothing but the purest intentions of benefiting their fellow-creatures,
and raising the moral tone of society, had led the directors to institute
a new society, founded on the noblest principles and the most moderate
calculations,--proceeded to demonstrate that twenty-four and a half per
cent was the smallest possible return the shareholders could anticipate.
The company began under the fairest auspices; an archbishop was caught as
president, on the condition always that he should give nothing but his
name to the society. Uncle Jack--more euphoniously designated as "the
celebrated philanthropist, John Jones Tibbets, Esquire"--was honorary
secretary, and the capital stated at two millions. But such was the
obtuseness of the industrial classes, so little did they perceive the
benefits of subscribing one-and-ninepence a-week from the age of
twenty-one to fifty, in order to secure at the latter age the annuity of
L18, that the company dissolved into thin air, and with it dissolved also
Uncle Jack's L3,000. Nothing more was then seen or heard of him for three
years. So obscure was his existence that on the death of an aunt, who
left him a small farm in Cornwall, it was necessary to advertise that "If
John Jones Tibbets, Esq., would apply to Messrs. Blunt & Tin, Lothbury,
between the hours of ten and four, he would hear of something to his
advantage." But even as a conjurer declares that he will call the ace of
spades, and the ace of spades, that you thought you had safely under your
foot, turns up on the table,--so with this advertisement suddenly turned
up Uncle Jack. With inconceivable satisfaction did the new landowner
settle himself in his comfortable homestead. The farm, which was about
two hundred acres, was in the best possible condition, and saving one or
two chemical preparations, which cost Uncle Jack, upon the most
scientific principles, thirty acres of buckwheat, the ears of which came
up, poor things, all spotted and speckled as if they had been inoculated
with the small-pox, Uncle Jack for the first two years was a thriving
man. Unluckily, however, one day Uncle Jack discovered a coal-mine in a
beautiful field of Swedish turnips; in another week the house was full of
engineers and naturalists, and in another month appeared; in my uncle's
best style, much improved by practice, a prospectus of the "Grand
National Anti-Monopoly Coal Company, instituted on behalf of the poor
householders of London, and against the Monster Monopoly of the London
Coal Wharves.

"A vein of the finest coal has been discovered on the estates of the
celebrated philanthropist, John Jones Tibbets, Esq. This new mine, the
Molly Wheel, having been satisfactorily tested by that eminent engineer,
Giles Compass, Esq., promises an inexhaustible field to the energies of
the benevolent and the wealth of the capitalist. It is calculated that
the best coals may be delivered, screened, at the mouth of the Thames for
18s. per load, yielding a profit of not less than forty-eight per cent to
the shareholders. Shares L50, to be paid in five instalments. Capital to
be subscribed, one million. For shares, early application must be made to
Messrs. Blunt & Tin, solicitors, Lothbury."

Here, then, was something tangible for fellow-creatures to go on: there
was land, there was a mine, there was coal, and there actually came
shareholders and capital. Uncle Jack was so persuaded that his fortune
was now to be made, and had, moreover, so great a desire to share the
glory of ruining the monster monopoly of the London wharves, that he
refused a very large offer to dispose of the property altogether,
remained chief shareholder, and removed to London, where he set up his
carriage and gave dinners to his fellow-directors. For no less than three
years did this company flourish, having submitted the entire direction
and working of the mines to that eminent engineer, Giles Compass. Twenty
per cent was paid regularly by that gentleman to the shareholders, and
the shares were at more than cent per cent, when one bright morning Giles
Compass, Esq., unexpectedly removed himself to that wider field for
genius like his, the United States; and it was discovered that the mine
had for more than a year run itself into a great pit of water, and that
Mr. Compass had been paying the shareholders out of their own capital. My
uncle had the satisfaction this time of being ruined in very good
company; three doctors of divinity, two county members, a Scotch lord,
and an East India director were all in the same boat,--that boat which
went down with the coal-mine into the great water-pit!

It was just after this event that Uncle Jack, sanguine and light-hearted
as ever, suddenly recollected his sister, Mrs. Caxton, and not knowing
where else to dine, thought he would repose his limbs under my father's
trabes citrea, which the ingenious W. S. Landor opines should be
translated "mahogany." You never saw a more charming man than Uncle Jack.

All plump people are more popular than thin people. There is something
jovial and pleasant in the sight of a round face! What conspiracy could
succeed when its head was a lean and hungry-looking fellow, like Cassius?
If the Roman patriots had had Uncle Jack amongst them, perhaps they would
never have furnished a tragedy to Shakspeare. Uncle Jack was as plump as
a partridge,--not unwieldy, not corpulent, not obese, not vastus, which
Cicero objects to in an orator, but every crevice comfortably filled up.
Like the ocean, "time wrote no wrinkles on his glassy [or brassy] brow."
His natural lines were all upward curves, his smile most ingratiating,
his eye so frank, even his trick of rubbing his clean, well-feel,
English-looking hands, had something about it coaxing and debonnaire,
something that actually decoyed you into trusting your money into hands
so prepossessing. Indeed, to him might be fully applied the
expression--Sedem animce in extremis digitis habet,--"He had his soul's
seat in his finger-ends." The critics observe that few men have ever
united in equal perfection the imaginative with the scientific faculties.
"Happy he," exclaims Schiller, "who combines the enthusiast's warmth with
the worldly man's light:" light and warmth, Uncle Jack had them both. He
was a perfect symphony of bewitching enthusiasm and convincing
calculation. Dicaeopolis in the "Aeharnenses," in presenting a gentleman
called Nicharchus to the audience, observes: "He is small, I confess,
but, there is nothing lost in him: all is knave that is not fool."
Parodying the equivocal compliment, I may say that though Uncle Jack was
no giant, there was nothing lost in him. Whatever was not philanthropy
was arithmetic, and whatever was not arithmetic was philanthropy. He
would have been equally dear to Howard and to Cocker. Uncle Jack was
comely too,--clear-skinned and florid, had a little mouth, with good
teeth, wore no whiskers, shaved his beard as close as if it were one of
his grand national companies; his hair, once somewhat sandy, was now
rather grayish, which increased the respectability of his appearance; and
he wore it flat at the sides and raised in a peak at the top; his organs
of constructiveness and ideality were pronounced by Mr. Squills to be
prodigious, and those freely developed bumps gave great breadth to his
forehead. Well-shaped, too, was Uncle Jack, about five feet eight,--the
proper height for an active man of business. He wore a black coat; but to
make the nap look the fresher, he had given it the relief of gilt
buttons, on--which were wrought a small crown and anchor; at a distance
this button looked like the king's button, and gave him the air of one
who has a place about Court. He always wore a white neckcloth without
starch, a frill, and a diamond pin, which last furnished him with
observations upon certain mines of Mexico, which he had a great, but
hitherto unsatisfied, desire of seeing worked by a grand National United
Britons Company. His waistcoat of a morning was pale buff--of an evening,
embroidered velvet; wherewith were connected sundry schemes of an
"association for the improvement of native manufactures." His trousers,
matutinally, were of the color vulgarly called "blotting-paper;" and he
never wore boots,--which, he said, unfitted a man for exercise,--but
short drab gaiters and square-toed shoes. His watch-chain was garnished
with a vast number of seals; each seal, indeed, represented the device of
some defunct company, and they might be said to resemble the scalps of
the slain worn by the aboriginal Iroquois,--concerning whom, indeed, he
had once entertained philanthropic designs, compounded of conversion to
Christianity on the principles of the English Episcopal Church, and of an
advantageous exchange of beaver-skins for Bibles, brandy, and gunpowder.

That Uncle Jack should win my heart was no wonder; my mother's he had
always won, from her earliest recollection of his having persuaded her to
let her great doll (a present from her godmother) be put up to a raffle
for the benefit of the chimney-sweepers. "So like him,--so good!" she
would often say pensively. "They paid sixpence apiece for the
raffle,--twenty tickets,--and the doll cost L2. Nobody was taken in, and
the doll, poor thing (it had such blue eyes!) went for a quarter of its
value. But Jack said nobody could guess what good the ten shillings did
to the chimney-sweepers." Naturally enough, I say, my mother liked Uncle
Jack; but my father liked him quite as well,--and that was a strong proof
of my uncle's powers of captivation. However, it is noticeable that when
some retired scholar is once interested in an active man of the world, he
is more inclined to admire him than others are. Sympathy with such a
companion gratifies at once his curiosity and his indolence; he can
travel with him, scheme with him, fight with him, go with him through all
the adventures of which his own books speak so eloquently, and all the
time never stir from his easy-chair. My father said "that it was like
listening to Ulysses to hear Uncle Jack!" Uncle Jack, too, had been in
Greece and Asia Minor, gone over the site of the siege of Troy, eaten
figs at Marathon, shot hares in the Peloponnesus, and drunk three pints
of brown stout at the top of the Great Pyramid.

Therefore, Uncle Jack was like a book of reference to my father. Verily
at times he looked on him as a book, and took him down after dinner as he
would a volume of Dodwell or Pausanias. In fact, I believe that scholars
who never move from their cells are not the less an eminently curious,
bustling, active race, rightly understood. Even as old Burton saith of
himself--"Though I live a collegiate student, and lead a monastic life,
sequestered from those tumults and troubles of the world, I hear and see
what is done abroad, how others run, ride, turmoil, and macerate
themselves in town and country,"--which citation sufficeth to show that
scholars are naturally the most active men of the world; only that while
their heads plot with Augustus, fight with Julius, sail with Columbus,
and change the face of the globe with Alexander, Attila, or Mahomet,
there is a certain mysterious attraction, which our improved knowledge of
mesmerism will doubtless soon explain to the satisfaction of science,
between that extremer and antipodal part of the human frame, called in
the vulgate "the seat of honor," and the stuffed leather of an armed
chair. Learning somehow or other sinks down to that part into which it
was first driven, and produces therein a leaden heaviness and weight,
which counteract those lively emotions of the brain that might otherwise
render students too mercurial and agile for the safety of established
order. I leave this conjecture to the consideration of experimentalists
in the physics.

I was still more delighted than my father with Uncle Jack. He was full of
amusing tricks, could conjure wonderfully, make a bunch of keys dance a
hornpipe, and if ever you gave him half-a-crown, he was sure to turn it
into a halfpenny.

He was only unsuccessful in turning my halfpennies into half-crowns.

We took long walks together, and in the midst of his most diverting
conversation my uncle was always an observer. He would stop to examine
the nature of the soil, fill my pockets (not his own) with great lumps of
clay, stones, and rubbish, to analyze when he got home, by the help of
some chemical apparatus he had borrowed from Mr. Squills. He would stand
an hour at a cottage door, admiring the little girls who were
straw-platting, and then walk into the nearest farmhouses, to suggest the
feasibility of "a national straw-plat association." All this fertility of
intellect was, alas! wasted in that ingrata terra into which Uncle Jack
had fallen. No squire could be persuaded into the belief that his
mother-stone was pregnant with minerals; no farmer talked into weaving
straw-plat into a proprietary association. So, even as an ogre, having
devastated the surrounding country, begins to cast a hungry eye on his
own little ones, Uncle Jack's mouth, long defrauded of juicier and more
legitimate morsels, began to water for a bite of my innocent father.


At this time we were living in what may be called a very respectable
style for people who made no pretence to ostentation. On the skirts of a
large village stood a square red-brick house, about the date of Queen
Anne. Upon the top of the house was a balustrade,--why, Heaven knows, for
nobody, except our great tom-cat, Ralph, ever walked upon the leads; but
so it was, and so it often is in houses from the time of Elizabeth, yea,
even to that of Victoria. This balustrade was divided by low piers, on
each of which was placed a round ball. The centre of the house was
distinguishable by an architrave in the shape of a triangle, under which
was a niche,--probably meant for a figure; but the figure was not
forthcoming. Below this was the window (encased with carved pilasters) of
my dear mother's little sitting-room; and lower still, raised on a flight
of six steps, was a very handsome-looking door, with a projecting porch.
All the windows, with smallish panes and largish frames, were relieved
with stone copings; so that the house had an air of solidity and
well-to-do-ness about it,--nothing tricky on the one hand, nothing
decayed on the other. The house stood a little back from the garden
gates, which were large, and set between two piers surmounted with vases.
Many might object that in wet weather you had to walk some way to your
carriage; but we obviated that objection by not keeping a carriage. To
the right of the house the enclosure contained a little lawn, a laurel
hermitage, a square pond, a modest greenhouse, and half-a-dozen plots of
mignonette, heliotrope, roses, pinks, sweet-William, etc. To the left
spread the kitchen-garden, lying screened by espaliers yielding the
finest apples in the neighborhood, and divided by three winding
gravel-walks, of which the extremest was backed by a wall, whereon, as it
lay full south, peaches, pears, and nectarines sunned themselves early
into well-remembered flavor. This walk was appropriated to my father.
Book in hand, he would, on fine days, pace to and fro, often stopping,
dear man, to jot down a pencil-note, gesticulate, or soliloquize. And
there, when not in his study, my mother would be sure to find him. In
these deambulations, as he called them, he had generally a companion so
extraordinary that I expect to be met with a hillalu of incredulous
contempt when I specify it. Nevertheless I vow and protest that it is
strictly true, and no invention of an exaggerating romancer. It happened
one day that my mother had coaxed Mr. Caxton to walk with her to market.
By the way they passed a sward of green, on which sundry little boys were
engaged upon the lapidation of a lame duck. It seemed that the duck was
to have been taken to market, when it was discovered not only to be lame,
but dyspeptic,--perhaps some weed had disagreed with its ganglionic
apparatus, poor thing. However that be, the good-wife had declared that
the duck was good for nothing; and upon the petition of her children, it
had been consigned to them for a little innocent amusement, and to keep
them out of harm's way. My mother declared that she never before saw her
lord and master roused to such animation. He dispersed the urchins,
released the duck, carried it home, kept it in a basket by the fire, fed
it and physicked it till it recovered; and then it was consigned to the
square pond. But lo! the duck knew its benefactor; and whenever my father
appeared outside his door, it would catch sight of him, flap from the
pond, gain the lawn, and hobble after him (for it never quite recovered
the use of its left leg) till it reached the walk by the peaches; and
there sometimes it would sit, gravely watching its master's
deambulations, sometimes stroll by his side, and, at all events, never
leave him till, at his return home, he fed it with his own hands; and,
quacking her peaceful adieus, the nymph then retired to her natural

With the exception of my mother's favorite morning-room, the principal
sitting-rooms--that is, the study, the diningroom, and what was
emphatically called "the best drawing-room," which was only occupied on
great occasions--looked south. Tall beeches, firs, poplars, and a few
oaks backed the house, and indeed surrounded it on all sides but the
south; so that it was well sheltered from the winter cold and the summer
heat. Our principal domestic, in dignity and station, was Mrs. Primmins,
who was waiting gentlewoman, housekeeper, and tyrannical dictatrix of the
whole establishment. Two other maids, a gardener, and a footman, composed
the rest of the serving household. Save a few pasture-fields, which he
let, my father was not troubled with land. His income was derived from
the interest of about L15,000, partly in the Three per Cents, partly on
mortgage; and what with my mother and Mrs. Primmins, this income always
yielded enough to satisfy my father's single hobby for books, pay for my
education, and entertain our neighbors, rarely indeed at dinner, but very
often at tea. My dear mother boasted that our society was very select. It
consisted chiefly of the clergyman and his family; two old maids who gave
themselves great airs; a gentleman who had been in the East India
service, and who lived in a large white house at the top of the hill;
some half-a-dozen squires and their wives and children; Mr. Squills,
still a bachelor; and once a year cards were exchanged--and dinners
too--with certain aristocrats who inspired my mother with a great deal of
unnecessary awe, since she declared they were the most good-natured, easy
people in the world, and always stuck their cards in the most conspicuous
part of the looking-glass frame over the chimney-piece of the best
drawing-room. Thus you perceive that our natural position was one highly
creditable to us, proving the soundness of our finances and the gentility
of our pedigree,--of which last more hereafter. At present I content
myself with saying on that head that even the proudest of the neighboring
squirearchs always spoke of us as a very ancient family. But all my
father ever said, to evince pride of ancestry, was in honor of William
Caxton, citizen and printer in the reign of Edward IV.,--Clarum et
venerabile nomen! an ancestor a man of letters might be justly vain of.

"Heus," said my father, stopping short, and lifting his eyes from the
Colloquies of Erasmus, "salve multum, jucundissime."

Uncle Jack was not much of a scholar, but he knew enough Latin to answer,
"Salve tantundem, mi frater."

My father smiled approvingly. "I see you comprehend true urbanity, or
politeness, as we phrase it. There is an elegance in addressing the
husband of your sister as brother. Erasmus commends it in his opening
chapter, under the head of Salutandi formuloe. And indeed," added my
father, thoughtfully, "there is no great difference between politeness
and affection. My author here observes that it is polite to express
salutation in certain minor distresses of nature. One should salute a
gentleman in yawning, salute him in hiccuping, salute him in sneezing,
salute him in coughing,--and that evidently because of your interest in
his health; for he may dislocate his jaw in yawning, and the hiccup is
often a symptom of grave disorder, and sneezing is perilous to the small
blood-vessels of the head, and coughing is either a tracheal, bronchial,
pulmonary, or ganglionic affection."

"Very true. The Turks always salute in sneezing, and they are a
remarkably polite people," said Uncle Jack. "But, my dear brother, I was
just looking with admiration at these apple-trees of yours. I never saw
finer. I am a great judge of apples. I find, in talking with my sister,
that you make very little profit by them. That's a pity. One might
establish a cider orchard in this county. You can take your own fields in
hand; you can hire more, so as to make the whole, say a hundred acres.
You can plant a very extensive apple-orchard on a grand scale. I have
just run through the calculations; they are quite startling. Take 40
trees per acre--that's the proper average--at 1s. 6d. per tree; 4,000
trees for 100 acres, L300; labor of digging, trenching, say L10 an
acre,--total for 100 acres, L1,000. Pave the bottoms of the holes to
prevent the tap-root striking down into the bad soil,--oh! I am very
close and careful you see, in all minutiae; always was,--pave 'em with
rubbish and stones, 6d. a hole; that for 4,000 trees the 100 acres is
L100. Add the rent of the land, at 30s. an acre,--L150. And how stands
the total?" Here Uncle Jack proceeded rapidly ticking off the items with
his fingers:--

       "Trees ...........   300
        Labor ........... 1,000
        Paving holes ....   100
        Rent ............   150
          Total .......  L1,550

"That's your expense. Mark! Now to the profit. Orchards in Kent realize
L100 an acre, some even L150; but let's be moderate, say only L50 an
acre, and your gross profit per year, from a capital of L1,550, will be
L5,000,--L5,000 a-year. Think of that, brother Caxton! Deduct 10 per
cent, or L500 a-year, for gardeners' wages, manure, etc., and the net
product is L4,500. Your fortune's made, man,--it is made; I wish you
joy!" And Uncle Jack rubbed his hands.

"Bless me, father," said eagerly the young Pisistratus, who had swallowed
with ravished ears every syllable and figure of this inviting
calculation, "why, we should be as rich as Squire Rollick; and then, you
know, sir, you could keep a pack of fox-hounds."

"And buy a large library," added Uncle Jack, with more subtle knowledge
of human nature as to its appropriate temptations. "There's my friend the
archbishop's collection to be sold."

Slowly recovering his breath, my father gently turned his eyes from one
to the other; and then, laying his left hand on my head, while with the
right he held up Erasmus rebukingly to Uncle Jack, said,--

"See how easily you can sow covetousness and avidity in the youthful
mind. Ah, brother!"

"You are too severe, sir. See how the dear boy hangs his head! Fie!
natural enthusiasm of his years,--'gay hope by fancy fed,' as the poet
says. Why, for that fine boy's sake you ought not to lose so certain an
occasion of wealth, I may say, untold. For observe, you will form a
nursery of crabs; each year you go on grafting and enlarging your
plantation, renting,--nay, why not buying, more land? Gad, sir! in twenty
years you might cover half the county; but say you stop short at 2,000
acres, why the net profit is L90,000 a-year. A duke's income,--a duke's;
and going a-begging, as I may say."

"But stop," said I, modestly; "the trees don't grow in a year. I know
when our last apple-tree was planted--it is five years ago--it was then
three years old, and it only bore one half-bushel last autumn."

"What an intelligent lad it is! Good head there. Oh, he'll do credit to
his great fortune, brother," said Uncle Jack, approvingly. "True, my boy.
But in the mean while we could fill the ground, as they do in Kent, with
gooseberries and currants, or onions and cabbages. Nevertheless,
considering we are not great capitalists, I am afraid we must give up a
share of our profits to diminish our outlay. So harkye, Pisistratus--look
at him, brother, simple as he stands there, I think he is born with a
silver spoon in his mouth--harkye, now to the mysteries of speculation.
Your father shall quietly buy the land, and then, presto! we will issue a
prospectus and start a company. Associations can wait five years for a
return. Every year, meanwhile, increases the value of the shares. Your
father takes, we say, fifty shares at L50 each, paying only an instalment
of L2 a share. He sells 35 shares at cent per cent. He keeps the
remaining 15, and his fortune's made all the same; only it is not quite
so large as if he had kept the whole concern in his own hands. What say
you now, brother Caxton? Visne edere pomum? as we used to say at school."

"I don't want a shilling more than I have got," said my father,
resolutely. "My wife would not love me better; my food would not nourish
me more; my boy would not, in all probability, be half so hardy, or a
tenth part so industrious; and--"

"But," interrupted Uncle Jack, pertinaciously, and reserving his grand
argument for the last, "the good you would confer on the community; the
progress given to the natural productions of your country; the wholesome
beverage of cider brought within cheap reach of the laboring classes. If
it was only for your sake, should I have urged this question? Should I
now? Is it in my character? But for the sake of the public! mankind! of
our fellow-creatures! Why, sir, England could not get on if gentlemen
like you had not a little philanthropy and speculation."

"Papoe!" exclaimed my father; "to think that England can't get on without
turning Austin Caxton into an apple-merchant! My dear Jack, listen. You
remind me of a colloquy in this book,--wait a bit, here it is, 'Pamphagus
and Cocles.' Cocles recognizes his friend, who had been absent for many
years, by his eminent and remarkable nose. Pamphagus says, rather
irritably, that he is not ashamed of his nose. 'Ashamed of it! no,
indeed,' says Cocles; 'I never saw a nose that could be put to so many
uses!' 'Ha!' says Pamphagus (whose curiosity is aroused), 'uses! what
uses?' Whereon (lepidissime frater!) Cocles, with eloquence as rapid as
yours, runs on with a countless list of the uses to which so vast a
development of the organ can be applied. 'If the cellar was deep, it
could sniff up the wine like an elephant's trunk; if the bellows were
missing, it could blow the fire; if the lamp was too glaring, it could
suffice for a shade; it would serve as a speaking-trumpet to a herald; it
could sound a signal of battle in the field; it would do for a wedge in
wood-cutting, a spade for digging, a scythe for mowing, an anchor in
sailing,'--till Painphagus cries out, 'Lucky dog that I am! and I never
knew before what a useful piece of furniture I carried about with me.'"
My father paused and strove to whistle; but that effort of harmony failed
him, and he added, smiling, "So much for my apple-trees, brother John.
Leave them to their natural destination of filling tarts and dumplings."

Uncle Jack looked a little discomposed for a moment; but he then laughed
with his usual heartiness, and saw that he had not yet got to my father's
blind side. I confess that my revered parent rose in my estimation after
that conference; and I began to see that a man may not be quite without
common sense, though he is a scholar. Indeed, whether it was that Uncle
Jack's visit acted as a gentle stimulant to his relaxed faculties, or
that I, now grown older and wiser, began to see his character more
clearly, I date from those summer holidays the commencement of that
familiar and endearing intimacy which ever after existed between my
father and myself. Often I deserted the more extensive rambles of Uncle
Jack, or the greater allurements of a cricket-match in the village, or a
day's fishing in Squire Rollick's preserves, for a quiet stroll with my
father by the old peach wall,--sometimes silent, indeed, and already
musing over the future, while he was busy with the past, but amply
rewarded when, suspending his lecture, he would pour forth hoards of
varied learning, rendered amusing by his quaint comments, and that
Socratic satire which only fell short of wit because it never passed into
malice. At some moments, indeed, the vein ran into eloquence; and with
some fine heroic sentiment in his old books, his stooping form rose
erect, his eye flashed, and you saw that he had not been originally
formed and wholly meant for the obscure seclusion in which his harmless
days now wore contentedly away.


"Egad, sir, the county is going to the dogs! Our sentiments are not
represented in parliament or out of it. The 'County Mercury' has ratted,
and be hanged to it! and now we have not one newspaper in the whole shire
to express the sentiments of the respectable part of the community!"

This speech was made on the occasion of one of the rare dinners given by
Mr. and Mrs. Caxton to the grandees of the neighborhood, and uttered by
no less a person than Squire Rollick, of Rollick Hall, chairman of the

I confess that I (for I was permitted on that first occasion not only to
dine with the guests, but to outstay the ladies, in virtue of my growing
years and my promise to abstain from the decanters),--I confess, I say,
that I, poor innocent, was puzzled to conjecture what sudden interest in
the county newspaper could cause Uncle Jack to prick up his ears like a
warhorse at the sound of the drum and rush so incontinently across the
interval between Squire Rollick and himself. But the mind of that deep
and truly knowing man was not to be plumbed by a chit of my age. You
could not fish for the shy salmon in that pool with a crooked pin and a
bobbin, as you would for minnows; or, to indulge in a more worthy
illustration, you could not say of him, as Saint Gregory saith of the
streams of Jordan, "A lamb could wade easily through that ford."

"Not a county newspaper to advocate the rights of--" here my uncle
stopped, as if at a loss, and whispered in my ear; "What are his
politics?" "Don't know," answered I. Uncle Jack intuitively took down
from his memory the phrase most readily at hand, and added, with a nasal
intonation, "the rights of our distressed fellow-creatures!"

My father scratched his eyebrow with his fore-finger, as he was apt to do
when doubtful; the rest of the company--a silent set-looked up.

"Fellow-creatures!" said Mr. Rollick,--"fellow-fiddlesticks!"

Uncle Jack was clearly in the wrong box. He drew out of it
cautiously,--"I mean," said he, "our respectable fellow-creatures;" and
then suddenly it occurred to him that a "County Mercury" would naturally
represent the agricultural interest, and that if Mr. Rollick said that
the "'County Mercury' ought to be hanged," he was one of those
politicians who had already begun to call the agricultural interest "a
Vampire." Flushed with that fancied discovery, Uncle Jack rushed on,
intending to bear along with the stream, thus fortunately directed, all
the "rubbish" (1) subsequently shot into Covent Garden and Hall of

"Yes, respectable fellow-creatures, men of capital and enterprise! For
what are these country squires compared to our wealthy merchants? What is
this agricultural interest that professes to be the prop of the land?"

"Professes!" cried Squire Rollick,--"it is the prop of the land; and as
for those manufacturing fellows who have bought up the 'Mercury'--"

"Bought up the 'Mercury,' have they, the villains?" cried Uncle Jack,
interrupting the Squire, and now bursting into full scent. "Depend upon
it, sir, it is a part of a diabolical system of buying up,--which must be
exposed manfully. Yes, as I was saying, what is that agricultural
interest which they desire to ruin; which they declare to be so bloated;
which they call 'a Vampire!'--they the true blood-suckers, the venomous
millocrats? Fellow-creatures, Sir! I may well call distressed
fellow-creatures the members of that much-suffering class of which you
yourself are an ornament. What can be more deserving of our best efforts
for relief than a country gentleman like yourself, we'll say,--of a
nominal L5,000 a-year,--compelled to keep up an establishment, pay for
his fox-hounds, support the whole population by contributions to the
poor-rates, support the whole church by tithes; all justice, jails, and
prosecutions of the county-rates; all thoroughfares by the highway-rates;
ground down by mortgages, Jews, or jointures; having to provide for
younger children; enormous expenses for cutting his woods, manuring his
model farm, and fattening huge oxen till every pound of flesh costs him
five pounds sterling in oil-cake; and then the lawsuits necessary to
protect his rights,--plundered on all hands by poachers, sheep-stealers,
dog-stealers, churchwardens, overseers, gardeners, gamekeepers, and that
necessary rascal, his steward. If ever there was a distressed
fellow-creature in the world, it is a country gentleman with a great

My father evidently thought this an exquisite piece of banter, for by the
corner of his mouth I saw that he chuckled inly.

Squire Rollick, who had interrupted the speech by sundry approving
exclamations, particularly at the mention of poor-rates, tithes,
county-rates, mortgages, and poachers, here pushed the bottle to Uncle
Jack, and said, civilly: "There's a great deal of truth in what you say,
Mr. Tibbets. The agricultural interest is going to ruin; and when it
does, I would not give that for Old England!" and Mr. Rollick snapped his
finger and thumb. "But what is to be done,--done for the county? There's
the rub."

"I was just coming to that," quoth Uncle Jack. "You say that you have not
a county paper that upholds your cause and denounces your enemies."

"Not since the Whigs bought the '--shire Mercury.'"

"Why, good heavens! Mr. Rollick, how can you suppose that you will have
justice done you if at this time of day you neglect the Press? The Press,
sir--there it is--air we breathe! What you want is a great national--no,
not a national--A Provincial proprietary weekly journal, supported
liberally and steadily by that mighty party whose very existence is at
stake. Without such a paper you are gone, you are dead,--extinct,
defunct, buried alive; with such a paper,--well conducted, well edited by
a man of the world, of education, of practical experience in agriculture
and human nature, mines, corn, manure, insurances, Acts of Parliament,
cattle-shows, the state of parties, and the best interests of
society,--with such a man and such a paper, you will carry all before
you. But it must be done by subscription, by association, by
co-operation,--by a Grand Provincial Benevolent Agricultural
Anti-innovating Society."

"Egad, sir, you are right!" said Mr. Rollick, slapping his thigh; "and
I'll ride over to our Lord-Lieutenant to-morrow. His eldest son ought to
carry the county."

"And he will, if you encourage the Press and set up a journal," said
Uncle Jack, rubbing his hands, and then gently stretching them out and
drawing them gradually together, as if he were already enclosing in that
airy circle the unsuspecting guineas of the unborn association.

All happiness dwells more in the hope than the possession; and at that
moment I dare be sworn that Uncle Jack felt a livelier rapture circum
proecordia, warming his entrails, and diffusing throughout his whole
frame of five feet eight the prophetic glow of the Magna Diva Moneta,
than if he had enjoyed for ten years the actual possession of King
Croesus's privy purse.

"I thought Uncle Jack was not a Tory," said I to my father the next day.

My father, who cared nothing for politics, opened his eyes. "Are you a
Tory or a Whig, papa?"

"Um!" said my father, "there's a great deal to be said on both sides of
the question. You see, my boy, that Mrs. Primmins has a great many moulds
for our butter-pats: sometimes they come up with a crown on them,
sometimes with the more popular impress of a cow. It is all very well for
those who dish up the butter to print it according to their taste or in
proof of their abilities; it is enough for us to butter our bread, say
grace, and pay for the dairy. Do you understand?"

"Not a bit, sir."

"Your namesake Pisistratus was wiser than you, then," said my father.
"And now let us feed the duck. Where's your uncle?"

"He has borrowed Mr. Squills's mare, sir, and gone with Squire Rollick to
the great lord they were talking of."

"Oho!" said my father; "brother Jack is going to print his butter!"

And indeed Uncle Jack played his cards so well on this occasion, and set
before the Lord-Lieutenant, with whom he had a personal interview, so
fine a prospectus and so nice a calculation that before my holidays were
over, he was installed in a very handsome office in the county town, with
private apartments over it, and a salary of L500 a-year, for advocating
the cause of his distressed fellow-creatures, including noblemen,
squires, yeomanry, farmers, and all yearly subscribers in the New
Proprietary Agricultural Anti-Innovating-Shire Weekly Gazette. At the
head of his newspaper Uncle Jack caused to be engraved a crown, supported
by a flail and a crook, with the motto, "Pro rege et grege." And that was
the way in which Uncle Jack printed his pats of butter.

(1) "We talked sad rubbish when we first began," says Mr. Cobden, in one
of his speeches.


I seemed to myself to have made a leap in life when I returned to school.
I no longer felt as a boy. Uncle Jack, out of his own purse, had
presented me with my first pair of Wellington boots; my mother had been
coaxed into allowing me a small tail to jackets hitherto tail-less; my
collars, which had been wont, spaniel-like, to flap and fall about my
neck, now, terrier-wise, stood erect and rampant, encompassed with a
circumvallation of whalebone, buckram, and black silk. I was, in truth,
nearly seventeen, and I gave myself the airs of a man. Now, be it
observed that that crisis in adolescent existence wherein we first pass
from Master Sisty into Mr. Pisistratus, or Pisistratus Caxton, Esq.;
wherein we arrogate, and with tacit concession from our elders, the
long-envied title of young man,--always seems a sudden and imprompt
upshooting and elevation. We do not mark the gradual preparations
thereto; we remember only one distinct period, in which all the signs and
symptoms burst and effloresced together,--Wellington boots, coat-tail,
cravat, down on the upper lip, thoughts on razors, reveries on young
ladies, and a new kind of sense of poetry.

I began now to read steadily, to understand what I did read, and to cast
some anxious looks towards the future, with vague notions that I had a
place to win in the world, and that nothing is to be won without
perseverance and labor; and so I went on till I was seventeen and at the
head of the school, when I received the two letters I subjoin.


   My Dear Son,--I have informed Dr. Herman that you will not return
   to him after the approaching holidays. You are old enough now to
   look forward to the embraces of our beloved Alma Mater, and I think
   studious enough to hope for the honors she bestows on her worthier
   sons. You are already entered at Trinity,--and in fancy I see my
   youth return to me in your image. I see you wandering where the
   Cam steals its way through those noble gardens; and, confusing you
   with myself, I recall the old dreams that haunted me when the
   chiming bells swung over the placid waters. Verum secretumque
   Mouseion, quam multa dictatis, quam multa invenitis! There at that
   illustrious college, unless the race has indeed degenerated, you
   will measure yourself with young giants. You will see those who,
   in the Law, the Church, the State, or the still cloisters of
   Learning, are destined to become the eminent leaders of your age.
   To rank amongst them you are not forbidden to aspire; he who in
   youth "can scorn delights, and love laborious days," should pitch
   high his ambition.

   Your Uncle Jack says he has done wonders with his newspaper; though
   Mr. Rollick grumbles, and declares that it is full of theories, and
   that it puzzles the farmers. Uncle Jack, in reply, contends that
   he creates an audience, not addresses one, and sighs that his
   genius is thrown away in a provincial town. In fact, he really is
   a very clever man, and might do much in London, I dare say. He
   often comes over to dine and sleep, returning the next morning.
   His energy is wonderful--and contagious. Can you imagine that he
   has actually stirred up the flame of my vanity, by constantly
   poking at the bars? Metaphor apart, I find myself collecting all
   my notes and commonplaces, and wondering to see how easily they
   fall into method, and take shape in chapters and books. I cannot
   help smiling when I add, that I fancy I am going to become an
   author; and smiling more when I think that your Uncle Jack should
   have provoked me into so egregious an ambition. However, I have
   read some passages of my book to your mother, and she says, "it is
   vastly fine," which is encouraging. Your mother has great good
   sense, though I don't mean to say that she has much learning,--
   which is a wonder, considering that Pic de la Mirandola was nothing
   to her father. Yet he died, dear great man, and never printed a
   line; while I--positively I blush to think of my temerity! Adieu,
   my son; make the best of the time that remains with you at the
   Philhellenic. A full mind is the true Pantheism, plena Jovis. It
   is only in some corner of the brain which we leave empty that Vice
   can obtain a lodging. When she knocks at your door, my son, be
   able to say, "No room for your ladyship; pass on." Your
   affectionate father,
                  A. CAXTON.


   My Dearest Sisty,--You are coming home! My heart is so full of
   that thought that it seems to me as if I could not write anything
   else. Dear child, you are coming home; you have done with school,
   you have done with strangers,--you are our own, all our own son
   again! You are mine again, as you were in the cradle, the nursery,
   and the garden, Sisty, when we used to throw daisies at each other!
   You will laugh at me so when I tell you that as soon as I heard you
   were coming home for good, I crept away from the room, and went to
   my drawer where I keep, you know, all my treasures. There was your
   little cap that I worked myself, and your poor little nankeen
   jacket that you were so proud to throw off--oh! and many other
   relies of you when you were little Sisty, and I was not the cold,
   formal "Mother" you call me now, but dear "Mamma." I kissed them,
   Sisty, and said, "My little child is coming back to me again!" So
   foolish was I, I forgot all the long years that have passed, and
   fancied I could carry you again in my arms, and that I should again
   coax you to say "God bless papa." Well, well! I write now between
   laughing and crying. You cannot be what you were, but you are
   still my own dear son,--your father's son; dearer to me than all
   the world,--except that father.

   I am so glad, too, that you will come so soon,--come while your
   father is really warm with his book, and while you can encourage
   and keep him to it. For why should he not be great and famous?
   Why should not all admire him as we do? You know how proud of him
   I always was; but I do so long to let the world know why I was so
   proud. And yet, after all, it is not only because he is so wise
   and learned, but because he is so good, and has such a large, noble
   heart. But the heart must appear in the book too, as well as the
   learning. For though it is full of things I don't understand,
   every now and then there is something I do understand,--that seems
   as if that heart spoke out to all the world.

   Your uncle has undertaken to get it published, and your father is
   going up to town with him about it, as soon as the first volume is

   All are quite well except poor Mrs. Jones, who has the ague very
   bad indeed; Primmins has made her wear a charm for it, and Mrs.
   Jones actually declares she is already much better. One can't deny
   that there may be a great deal in such things, though it seems
   quite against the reason. Indeed your father says, "Why not? A
   charm must be accompanied by a strong wish on the part of the
   charmer that it may succeed,--and what is magnetism but a wish?" I
   don't quite comprehend this; but, like all your father says, it has
   more than meets the eye, I am quite sure.

   Only three weeks to the holidays, and then no more school, Sisty,--
   no more school! I shall have your room all done, freshly, and made
   so pretty; they are coming about it to-morrow.

   The duck is quite well, and I really don't think it is quite as
   lame as it was.

   God bless you, dear, dear child. Your affectionate happy mother.

The interval between these letters and the morning on which I was to
return home seemed to me like one of those long, restless, yet
half-dreamy days which in some infant malady I had passed in a sick-bed.
I went through my task-work mechanically, composed a Greek ode in
farewell to the Philhellenic, which Dr. Herman pronounced a chef
d'oeuvre, and my father, to whom I sent it in triumph, returned a letter
of false English with it, that parodied all my Hellenic barbarisms by
imitating them in my mother-tongue. However, I swallowed the leek, and
consoled myself with the pleasing recollection that, after spending six
years in learning to write bad Greek, I should never have any further
occasion to avail myself of so precious an accomplishment.

And so came the last day. Then alone, and in a kind of delighted
melancholy, I revisited each of the old haunts,--the robbers' cave we had
dug one winter, and maintained, six of us, against all the police of the
little kingdom; the place near the pales where I had fought my first
battle; the old beech-stump on which I sat to read letters from home!
With my knife, rich in six blades (besides a cork-screw, a pen-picker,
and a button-hook), I carved my name in large capitals over my desk. Then
night came, and the bell rang, and we went to our rooms. And I opened the
window and looked out. I saw all the stars, and wondered which was
mine,--which should light to fame and fortune the manhood about to
commence. Hope and Ambition were high within me; and yet, behind them
stood Melancholy. Ah! who amongst you, readers, can now summon back all
those thoughts, sweet and sad,--all that untold, half-conscious regret
for the past,--all those vague longings for the future, which made a poet
of the dullest on the last night before leaving boyhood and school



It was a beautiful summer afternoon when the coach set me down at my
father's gate. Mrs. Primmins herself ran out to welcome me; and I had
scarcely escaped from the warm clasp of her friendly hand before I was in
the arms of my mother.

As soon as that tenderest of parents was convinced that I was not
famished, seeing that I had dined two hours ago at Dr. Herman's, she led
me gently across the garden towards the arbor. "You will find your father
so cheerful," said she, wiping away a tear. "His brother is with him."

I stopped. His brother! Will the reader believe it? I had never heard
that he had a brother, so little were family affairs ever discussed in my

"His brother!" said I. "Have I then an Uncle Caxton as well as an Uncle

"Yes, my love," said my mother. And then she added, "Your father and he
were not such good friends as they ought to have been, and the Captain
has been abroad. However, thank Heaven! they are now quite reconciled."

We had time for no more,--we were in the arbor. There, a table was spread
with wine and fruit,--the gentlemen were at their dessert; and those
gentlemen were my father, Uncle Jack, Mr. Squills, and--tall, lean,
buttoned-to-the-chin--an erect, martial, majestic, and imposing
personage, who seemed worthy of a place in my great ancestor's "Boke of

All rose as I entered; but my poor father, who was always slow in his
movements, had the last of me. Uncle Jack had left the very powerful
impression of his great seal-ring on my fingers; Mr. Squills had patted
me on the shoulder and pronounced me "wonderfully grown;" my new-found
relative had with great dignity said, "Nephew, your hand, sir,--I am
Captain de Caxton;" and even the tame duck had taken her beak from her
wing and rubbed it gently between my legs, which was her usual mode of
salutation, before my father placed his pale hand on my forehead, and
looking at me for a moment with unutterable sweetness, said, "More and
more like your mother,--God bless you!"

A chair had been kept vacant for me between my father and his brother. I
sat down in haste, and with a tingling color on my cheeks and a rising at
my throat, so much had the unusual kindness of my father's greeting
affected me; and then there came over me a sense of my new position. I
was no longer a schoolboy at home for his brief holiday: I had returned
to the shelter of the roof-tree to become myself one of its supports. I
was at last a man, privileged to aid or solace those dear ones who had
ministered, as yet without return, to me. That is a very strange crisis
in our life when we come home for good. Home seems a different thing;
before, one has been but a sort of guest after all, only welcomed and
indulged, and little festivities held in honor of the released and happy
child. But to come home for good,--to have done with school and
boyhood,--is to be a guest, a child no more. It is to share the everyday
life of cares and duties; it is to enter into the confidences of home. Is
it not so? I could have buried my face in my hands and wept!

My father, with all his abstraction and all his simplicity, had a knack
now and then of penetrating at once to the heart. I verily believe he
read all that was passing in mine as easily as if it had been Greek. He
stole his arm gently round my waist and whispered, "Hush!" Then, lifting
his voice, he cried aloud, "Brother Roland, you must not let Jack have
the best of the argument."

"Brother Austin," replied the Captain, very formally, "Mr. Jack, if I may
take the liberty so to call him--"

"You may indeed," cried Uncle Jack.

"Sir," said the Captain, bowing, "it is a familiarity that does me honor.
I was about to say that Mr. Jack has retired from the field."

"Far from it," said Squills, dropping an effervescing powder into a
chemical mixture which he had been preparing with great attention,
composed of sherry and lemon-juice--"far from it. Mr. Tibbets--whose
organ of combativeness is finely developed, by the by--was saying--"

"That it is a rank sin and shame in the nineteenth century," quoth Uncle
Jack, "that a man like my friend Captain Caxton--"

"De Caxton, sir--Mr. Jack."

"De Caxton,--of the highest military talents, of the most illustrious
descent,--a hero sprung from heroes,--should have served so many years,
and with such distinction, in his Majesty's service, and should now be
only a captain on half-pay. This, I say, comes of the infamous system of
purchase, which sets up the highest honors for sale, as they did in the
Roman empire--"

My father pricked up his ears; but Uncle jack pushed on before my father
could get ready the forces of his meditated interruption.

"A system which a little effort, a little union, can so easily terminate.
Yes, sir," and Uncle Jack thumped the table, and two cherries bobbed up
and smote Captain de Caxton on the nose, "yes, sir, I will undertake to
say that I could put the army upon a very different footing. If the
poorer and more meritorious gentlemen, like Captain de Caxton, would, as
I was just observing, but unite in a grand anti-aristocratic association,
each paying a small sum quarterly, we could realize a capital sufficient
to out-purchase all these undeserving individuals, and every man of merit
should have his fair chance of promotion."

"Egad! sir," said Squills, "there is something grand in that, eh,

"No, sir," replied the Captain, quite seriously; "there is in monarchies
but one fountain of honor. It would be an interference with a soldier's
first duty,--his respect for his sovereign."

"On the contrary," said Mr. Squills, "it would still be to the sovereigns
that one would owe the promotion."

"Honor," pursued the Captain, coloring up, and unheeding this witty
interruption, "is the reward of a soldier. What do I care that a young
jackanapes buys his colonelcy over my head? Sir, he does not buy from me
my wounds and my services. Sir, he does not buy from me the medal I won
at Waterloo. He is a rich man, and I am a poor man; he is
called--colonel, because he paid money for the name. That pleases him;
well and good. It would not please me; I had rather remain a captain, and
feel my dignity, not in my title, but in the services by which it has
been won. A beggarly, rascally association of stock-brokers, for aught I
know, buy me a company! I don't want to be uncivil, or I would say damn

A sort of thrill ran through the Captain's audience; even Uncle Jack
seemed touched, for he stared very hard at the grim veteran, and said
nothing. The pause was awkward; Mr. Squills broke it. "I should like,"
quoth he, "to see your Waterloo medal,--you have it not about you?"

"Mr. Squills," answered the Captain, "it lies next to my heart while I
live. It shall be buried in my coffin, and I shall rise with it, at the
word of command, on the day of the Grand Review!" So saying, the Captain
leisurely unbuttoned his coat, and detaching from a piece of striped
ribbon as ugly a specimen of the art of the silversmith (begging its
pardon) as ever rewarded merit at the expense of taste, placed the medal
on the table.

The medal passed round, without a word, from hand to hand.

"It is strange," at last said my father, "how such trifles can be made of
such value,--how in one age a man sells his life for what in the next age
he would not give a button! A Greek esteemed beyond price a few leaves of
olive twisted into a circular shape and set upon his head,--a very
ridiculous head-gear we should now call it. An American Indian prefers a
decoration of human scalps, which, I apprehend, we should all agree (save
and except Mr. Squills, who is accustomed to such things) to be a very
disgusting addition to one's personal attractions; and my brother values
this piece of silver, which may be worth about five shillings, more than
Jack does a gold mine, or I do the library of the London Museum. A time
will come when people will think that as idle a decoration as leaves and

"Brother," said the Captain, "there is nothing strange in the matter. It
is as plain as a pike-staff to a man who understands the principles of

"Possibly," said my father, mildly. "I should like to hear what you have
to say upon honor. I am sure it would very much edify us all."


"Gentlemen," began the Captain, at the distinct appeal thus made to
him,--"Gentlemen, God made the earth, but man made the garden. God made
man, but man re-creates himself."

"True, by knowledge," said my father.

"By industry," said Uncle Jack.

"By the physical conditions of his body," said Mr. Squills.  "He could not
have made himself other than he was at first in the woods and wilds if he
had fins like a fish, or could only chatter gibberish like a monkey.
Hands and a tongue, sir,--these are the instruments of progress."

"Mr. Squills," said my father, nodding, "Anaxagoras said very much the
same thing before you, touching the hands."

"I cannot help that," answered Mr. Squills; "one could not open one's
lips, if one were bound to say what nobody else had said. But after all,
our superiority is less in our hands than the greatness, of our thumbs."

"Albinus, 'De Sceleto,' and our own learned William Lawrence, have made a
similar remark," again put in my father. "Hang it, sir!" exclaimed
Squills, "what business have you to know everything?"

"Everything! No; but thumbs furnish subjects of investigation to the
simplest understanding," said my father, modestly.

"Gentlemen," re-commenced my Uncle Roland, "thumbs and hands are given to
an Esquimaux, as well as to scholars and surgeons,--and what the deuce
are they the wiser for them? Sirs, you cannot reduce us thus into
mechanism. Look within. Man, I say, re-creates himself. How? By The
Principle Of Honor. His first desire is to excel some one else; his first
impulse is distinction above his fellows. Heaven places in his soul, as
if it were a compass, a needle that always points to one end; namely, to
honor in that which those around him consider honorable. Therefore, as
man at first is exposed to all dangers from wild beasts, and from men as
savage as himself, Courage becomes the first quality mankind must honor:
therefore the savage is courageous; therefore he covets the praise for
courage; therefore he decorates himself with the skins of the beasts he
has subdued, or the the scalps of the foes he has slain. Sirs, don't tell
me that the skins and the scalps are only hide and leather: they are
trophies of honor. Don't tell me that they are ridiculous and disgusting:
they become glorious as proofs that the savage has emerged out of the
first brute-like egotism, and attached price to the praise which men
never give except for works that secure or advance their welfare. By and
by, sirs, our savages discover that they cannot live in safety amongst
themselves unless they agree to speak the truth to each other: therefore
Truth becomes valued, and grows into a principle of honor; so brother
Austin will tell us that in the primitive times truth was always the
attribute of a hero."

"Right," said my father; "Homer emphatically assigns it to Achilles."

"Out of truth comes the necessity for some kind of rude justice and law.
Therefore men, after courage in the warrior, and truth in all, begin to
attach honor to the elder, whom they intrust with preserving justice
amongst them. So, sirs, Law is born--"

"But the first lawgivers were priests," quoth my father.

"Sirs, I am coming to that. Whence arises the desire of honor, but from
man's necessity of excelling,--in other words, of improving his faculties
for the benefit of others; though, unconscious of that consequence, man
only strives for their praise? But that desire for honor is
unextinguishable, and man is naturally anxious to carry its rewards
beyond the grave. Therefore he who has slain most lions or enemies, is
naturally prone to believe that he shall have the best hunting fields in
the country beyond, and take the best place at the banquet. Nature, in
all its operations, impresses man with the idea of an invisible Power;
and the principle of honor that is, the desire of praise and reward--snakes
him anxious for the approval which that Power can bestow. Thence comes
the first rude idea of Religion; and in the death-hymn at the stake, the
savage chants songs prophetic of the distinctions he is about to receive.
Society goes on; hamlets are built; property is established. He who has
more than another has more power than another. Power is honored. Alan
covets the honor attached to the power which is attached to possession.
Thus the soil is cultivated; thus the rafts are constructed; thus tribe
trades with tribe; thus Commerce is founded, and Civilization commenced.
Sirs, all that seems least connected with honor, as we approach the
vulgar days of the present, has its origin in honor, and is but an abuse
of its principles. If men nowadays are hucksters and traders, if even
military honors are purchased, and a rogue buys his way to a peerage,
still all arises from the desire for honor, which society, as it grows
old, gives to the outward signs of titles and gold, instead of, as once,
to its inward essentials,--courage, truth, justice, enterprise. Therefore
I say, sirs, that honor is the foundation of all improvement in mankind."

"You have argued like a schoolman, brother," said Mr. Caxton,
admiringly; "but still, as to this round piece of silver, don't we go
back to the most barbarous ages in estimating so highly such things as
have no real value in themselves,--as could not give us one opportunity
for instructing our minds?"

"Could not pay for a pair of boots," added Uncle Jack.

"Or," said Mr. Squills, "save you one twinge of the cursed rheumatism you
have got for life from that night's bivouac in the Portuguese
marshes,--to say nothing of the bullet in your cranium, and that
cork-leg, which must much diminish the salutary effects of your
constitutional walk."

"Gentlemen," resumed the Captain, nothing abashed, "in going back to
those barbarous ages, I go back to the true principles of honor. It is
precisely because this round piece of silver has no value in the market
that it is priceless, for thus it is only a proof of desert. Where would
be the sense of service in this medal, if it could buy back my leg, or if
I could bargain it away for forty thousand a year? No, sirs, its value is
this,--that when I wear it on my breast, men shall say, 'That formal old
fellow is not so useless as he seems. He was one of those who saved
England and freed Europe.' And even when I conceal it here," and,
devoutly kissing the medal, Uncle Roland restored it to its ribbon and
its resting-place, "and no eye sees it, its value is yet greater in the
thought that my country has not degraded the old and true principles of
honor, by paying the soldier who fought for her in the same coin as that
in which you, Mr. Jack, sir, pay your bootmaker's bill. No, no,
gentlemen. As courage was the first virtue that honor called forth, the
first virtue from which all safety and civilization proceed, so we do
right to keep that one virtue at least clear and unsullied from all the
money-making, mercenary, pay-me-in-cash abominations which are the vices,
not the virtues, of the civilization it has produced."

My Uncle Roland here came to a full stop; and, filling his glass, rose
and said solemnly: "A last bumper, gentlemen,--'To the dead who died for


"Indeed, my dear, you must take it. You certainly have caught cold; you
sneezed three times together."

"Yes, ma'am, because I would take a pinch of Uncle Roland's snuff, just
to say that I had taken a pinch out of his box,--the honor of the thing,
you know."

"Ah, my dear! what was that very clever remark you made at the same time,
which so pleased your father,--something about Jews and the college?"

"Jews and--oh! pulverem Olympicum collegisse juvat, my dear
mother,--which means that it is a pleasure to take a pinch out of a brave
man's snuff-box. I say, mother, put down the posset. Yes, I'll take it; I
will, indeed. Now, then, sit here,--that's right,--and tell me all you
know about this famous old Captain. Imprimis, he is older than my

"To be sure!" exclaimed my mother, indignantly. "He looks twenty years
older; but there is only five years' real difference. Your father must
always look young."

"And why does Uncle Roland put that absurd French de before his name; and
why were my father and he not good friends; and is he married; and has he
any children?"

Scene of this conference: my own little room, new papered on purpose for
my return for good,--trellis-work paper, flowers and birds, all so fresh
and so new and so clean and so gay, with my books ranged in neat shelves,
and a writing-table by the window; and, without the window, shines the
still summer moon. The window is a little open: you scent the flowers and
the new-mown hay. Past eleven; and the boy and his dear mother are all

"My dear, my dear, you ask so many questions at once!"

"Don't answer them, then. Begin at the beginning, as Nurse Primmins does
with her fairy tales, 'Once on a time.'

"Once on a time, then," said my mother, kissing me between the
eyes,--"once on a time, my love, there was a certain clergyman in
Cumberland who had two sons; he had but a small living, and the boys were
to make their own way in the world. But close to the parsonage, on the
brow of a hill, rose an old ruin with one tower left, and this, with half
the country round it, had once belonged to the clergyman's family; but
all had been sold,--all gone piece by piece, you see, my dear, except the
presentation to the living (what they call the advowson was sold too),
which had been secured to the last of the family. The elder of these sons
was your Uncle Roland; the younger was your father. Now I believe the
first quarrel arose from the absurdist thing possible, as your father
says; but Roland was exceedingly touchy on all things connected with his
ancestors. He was always poring over the old pedigree, or wandering
amongst the ruins, or reading books of knight-errantry. Well, where this
pedigree began, I know not, but it seems that King Henry II. gave some
lands in Cumberland to one Sir Adam de Caxton; and from that time, you
see, the pedigree went regularly from father to son till Henry V. Then,
apparently from the disorders produced, as your father says, by the Wars
of the Roses, there was a sad blank left,--only one or two names, without
dates or marriages, till the time of Henry VIL, except that in the reign
of Edward IV. there was one insertion of a William Caxton (named in a
deed). Now in the village church there was a beautiful brass monument to
one Sir William de Caxton, who had been killed at the battle of Bosworth,
fighting for that wicked king Richard III. And about the same time there
lived, as you know, the great printer, William Caxton. Well, your father,
happening to be in town on a visit to his aunt, took great trouble in
hunting up all the old papers he could find at the Heralds' College; and,
sure enough, he was overjoyed to satisfy himself that he was descended,
not from that poor Sir William who had been killed in so bad a cause, but
from the great printer, who was from a younger branch of the same family,
and to whose descendants the estate came in the reign of Henry VIII. It
was upon this that your Uncle Roland quarrelled with him,--and, indeed, I
tremble to think that they may touch on that matter again."

"Then, my dear mother, I must say my uncle was wrong there so far as
common-sense is concerned; but still, somehow or other, I can understand
it. Surely, this was not the only cause of estrangement?"

My mother looked down, and moved one hand gently over the other, which
was her way when embarrassed. "What was it, my own mother?" said I,

"I believe--that is, I--I think that they were both attached to the same
young lady."

"How! you don't mean to say that my father was ever in love with any one
but you?"

"Yes, Sisty,--yes, and deeply! And," added my mother, after a slight
pause, and with a very low sigh, "he never was in love with me; and what
is more, he had the frankness to tell me so!"

"And yet you--"

"Married him--yes!" said my mother, raising the softest and purest eyes
that ever lover could have wished to read his fate in; "yes, for the old
love was hopeless. I knew that I could make him happy. I knew that he
would love me at last, and he does so! My son, your father loves me!"

As she spoke, there came a blush, as innocent as virgin ever knew, to my
mother's smooth cheek; and she looked so fair, so good, and still so
young all the while that you would have said that either Dusius, the
Teuton fiend, or Nock, the Scandinavian sea-imp, from whom the learned
assure us we derive our modern Daimones, "The Deuce," and Old Nick, had
possessed my father, if he had not learned to love such a creature.

I pressed her hand to my lips; but my heart was too full tot speak for a
moment or so, and then I partially changed the subject.

"Well, and this rivalry estranged them more? And who was the lady?"

"Your father never told me, and I never asked," said my mother, simply.
"But she was very different from me, I know. Very accomplished, very
beautiful, very highborn."

"For all that, my father was a lucky man to escape her. Pass on. What did
the Captain do?"

"Why, about that time your grandfather died; and shortly after an aunt,
on the mother's side, who was rich and saving, died, and unexpectedly
left each sixteen thousand pounds. Your uncle, with his share, bought
back, at an enormous price, the old castle and some land round it, which
they say does not bring him in three hundred a year. With the little that
remained, he purchased a commission in the army; and the brothers met no
more till last week, when Roland suddenly arrived."

"He did not marry this accomplished young lady?"

"No! but he married another, and is a widower."

"Why, he was as inconstant as my father, and I am sure without so good an
excuse. How was that?"

"I don't know. He says nothing about it."

"Has he any children?"

"Two, a son--By the by, you must never speak about him. Your uncle
briefly said, when I asked him what was his family, 'A girl, ma'am. I had
a son, but--'

"'He is dead,' cried your father, in his kind, pitying voice."

"'Dead to me, brother; and you will never mention his name!' You should
have seen how stern your uncle looked. I was terrified."

"But the girl,--why did not he bring her here?"

"She is still in France, but he talks of going over for her; and we have
half promised to visit them both in Cumberland. But, bless me! is that
twelve? and the posset quite cold!"

"One word more, dearest mother,--one word. My father's book,--is he still
going on with it?"

"Oh yes, indeed!" cried my mother, clasping her hands; "and he must read
it to you, as he does to me,--you will understand it so well. I have
always been so anxious that the world should know him, and be proud of
him as we are,--so--so anxious! For perhaps, Sisty, if he had married
that great lady, he would have roused himself, been more ambitious,--and
I could only make him happy, I could not make him great!"

"So he has listened to you at last?"

"To me?" said my mother, shaking her head and smiling gently. "No, rather
to your Uncle Jack, who, I am happy to say, has at length got a proper
hold over him."

"A proper hold, my dear mother! Pray beware of Uncle Jack, or we shall
all be swept into a coal-mine, or explode with a grand national company
for making gunpowder out of tea-leaves!"

"Wicked child!" said my mother, laughing; and then, as she took up her
candle and lingered a moment while I wound my watch, she said, musingly:
"Yet Jack is very, very clever; and if for your sake we could make a
fortune, Sisty!"

"You frighten me out of my wits, mother! You are not in earnest?"

"And if my brother could be the means of raising him in the world--"

"Your brother would be enough to sink all the ships in the Channel,
ma'am," said I, quite irreverently. I was shocked before the words were
well out of my mouth; and throwing my arms round my mother's neck, I
kissed away the pain I had inflicted.

When I was left alone and in my own little crib, in which my slumber had
ever been so soft and easy, I might as well have been lying upon cut
straw. I tossed to and fro; I could not sleep. I rose, threw on my
dressing-gown, lighted my candle, and sat down by the table near the
window. First I thought of the unfinished outline of my father's youth,
so suddenly sketched before me. I filled up the missing colors, and
fancied the picture explained all that had often perplexed my
conjectures. I comprehended, I suppose by some secret sympathy in my own
nature (for experience in mankind could have taught me little enough),
how an ardent, serious, inquiring mind, struggling into passion under the
load of knowledge, had, with that stimulus sadly and abruptly withdrawn,
sunk into the quiet of passive, aimless study. I comprehended how, in the
indolence of a happy but unimpassioned marriage, with a companion so
gentle, so provident and watchful, yet so little formed to rouse and task
and fire an intellect naturally calm and meditative, years upon years had
crept away in the learned idleness of a solitary scholar. I comprehended,
too, how gradually and slowly, as my father entered that stage of middle
life when all men are most prone to ambition, the long-silenced whispers
were heard again, and the mind, at last escaping from the listless weight
which a baffled and disappointed heart had laid upon it, saw once more,
fair as in youth, the only true mistress of Genius,--Fame.

Oh! how I sympathized, too, in my mother's gentle triumph. Looking over
the past, I could see, year after year, how she had stolen more and more
into my father's heart of hearts; how what had been kindness had grown
into love; how custom and habit, and the countless links in the sweet
charities of home, had supplied that sympathy with the genial man which
had been missed at first by the lonely scholar.

Next I thought of the gray, eagle-eyed old soldier, with his ruined tower
and barren acres, and saw before me his proud, prejudiced, chivalrous
boyhood, gliding through the ruins or poring over the mouldy pedigree.
And this son, so disowned,--for what dark offence? An awe crept over me.
And this girl,--his ewe-lamb, his all,--was she fair? had she blue eyes
like my mother, or a high Roman nose and beetle brows like Captain
Roland? I mused and mused and mused; and the candle went out, and the
moonlight grew broader and stiller; till at last I was sailing in a
balloon with Uncle Jack, and had just tumbled into the Red Sea, when the
well-known voice of Nurse Primmins restored me to life with a "God bless
my heart! the boy has not been in bed all this 'varsal night!"


As soon as I was dressed I hastened downstairs, for I longed to revisit
my old haunts,--the little plot of garden I had sown with anemones and
tresses; the walk by the peach wall; the pond wherein I had angled for
roach and perch.

Entering the hall, I discovered my Uncle Roland in a great state of
embarrassment. The maid-servant was scrubbing the stones at the
hall-door; she was naturally plump,--and it is astonishing how much more
plump a female becomes when she is on all-fours! The maid-servant, then,
was scrubbing the stones, her face turned from the Captain; and the
Captain, evidently meditating a sortie, stood ruefully gazing at the
obstacle before him and hemming aloud. Alas, the maidservant was deaf! I
stopped, curious to see how Uncle Roland would extricate himself from the

Finding that his hems were in vain, my uncle made himself as small as he
could, and glided close to the left of the wall; at that instant the maid
turned abruptly round towards the right, and completely obstructed, by
this manoeuvre, the slight crevice through which hope had dawned on her
captive. My uncle stood stock-still,--and, to say the truth, he could not
have stirred an inch without coming into personal contact with the
rounded charms which blockaded his movements. My uncle took off his hat
and scratched his forehead in great perplexity. Presently, by a slight
turn of the flanks, the opposing party, while leaving him an opportunity
of return, entirely precluded all chance of egress in that quarter. My
uncle retreated in haste, and now presented himself to the right wing of
the enemy. He had scarcely done so, when, without looking behind her, the
blockading party shoved aside the pail that crippled the range of her
operations, and so placed it that it formed a formidable barricade, which
my uncle's cork leg had no chance of surmounting. Therewith Captain
Roland lifted his eyes appealingly to Heaven, and I heard him distinctly

"Would to Heaven she were a creature in breeches!"

But happily at this moment the maid-servant turned her head sharply
round, and seeing the Captain, rose in an instant, moved away the pail,
and dropped a frightened courtesy.

My uncle Roland touched his hat. "I beg you a thousand pardons, my good
girl," said he; and, with a half bow, he slid into the open air.

"You have a soldier's politeness, uncle," said I, tucking my arm into
Captain Roland's.

"Tush, my boy," said he, smiling seriously, and coloring up to the
temples; "tush, say a gentleman's! To us, sir, every woman is a lady, in
right of her sex."

Now, I had often occasion later to recall that aphorism of my uncle's;
and it served to explain to me how a man, so prejudiced on the score of
family pride, never seemed to consider it an offence in my father to have
married a woman whose pedigree was as brief as my dear mother's. Had she
been a Montmorenci, my uncle could not have been more respectful and
gallant than he was to that meek descendant of the Tibbetses. He held,
indeed, which I never knew any other man, vain of family, approve or
support,--a doctrine deduced from the following syllogisms: First, that
birth was not valuable in itself, but as a transmission of certain
qualities which descent from a race of warriors should perpetuate;
namely, truth, courage, honor; secondly, that whereas from the woman's
side we derive our more intellectual faculties, from the man's we derive
our moral: a clever and witty man generally has a clever and witty
mother; a brave and honorable man, a brave and honorable father.
Therefore all the qualities which attention to race should perpetuate are
the manly qualities, traceable only from the father's side. Again, he
held that while the aristocracy have higher and more chivalrous notions,
the people generally have shrewder and livelier ideas. Therefore, to
prevent gentlemen from degenerating into complete dunderheads, an
admixture with the people, provided always it was on the female side, was
not only excusable, but expedient; and, finally, my uncle held that
whereas a man is a rude, coarse, sensual animal, and requires all manner
of associations to dignify and refine him, women are so naturally
susceptible of everything beautiful in sentiment and generous in purpose
that she who is a true woman is a fit peer for a king. Odd and
preposterous notions, no doubt, and capable of much controversy, so far
as the doctrine of race (if that be any way tenable) is concerned; but
then the plain fact is that my Uncle Roland was as eccentric and
contradictory a gentleman--as--as--why, as you and I are, if we once
venture to think for ourselves.

"Well, sir, and what profession are you meant for?" asked my uncle. "Not
the army, I fear?"

"I have never thought of the subject, uncle."

"Thank Heaven," said Captain Roland, "we have never yet had a lawyer in
the family, nor a stockbroker, nor a tradesman--ahem!"

I saw that my great ancestor the printer suddenly rose up in that hem.

"Why, uncle, there are honorable men in all callings."

"Certainly, sir. But in all callings honor is not the first principle of

"But it may be, sir, if a man of honor pursue it! There are some soldiers
who have been great rascals!"

My uncle looked posed, and his black brows met thoughtfully. "You are
right, boy, I dare say," he answered, somewhat mildly. "But do you think
that it ought to give me as much pleasure to look on my old ruined tower
if I knew it had been bought by some herring-dealer, like the first
ancestor of the Poles, as I do now, when I know it was given to a knight
and gentleman (who traced his descent from an Anglo-Dane in the time of
King Alfred) for services done in Aquitaine and Gascony, by Henry the
Plantagenet? And do you mean to tell me that I should have been the same
man if I had not from a boy associated that old tower with all ideas of
what its owners were, and should be, as knights and gentlemen? Sir, you
would have made a different being of me if at the head of my pedigree you
had clapped a herring-dealer,--though, I dare say, the herring-dealer
might have been as good a man as ever the Anglo-Dane was, God rest him!"

"And for the same reason I suppose, sir, that you think my father never
would have been quite the same being he is if he had not made that
notable discovery touching our descent from the great William Caxton, the

My uncle bounded as if he had been shot,--bounded so incautiously,
considering the materials of which one leg was composed, that he would
have fallen into a strawberry-bed if I had not caught him by the arm.

"Why, you--you--you young jackanapes!" cried the Captain, shaking me off
as soon as he had regained his equilibrium. "You do not mean to inherit
that infamous crotchet my brother has got into his head? You do not mean
to exchange Sir William de Caxton, who fought and fell at Bosworth, for
the mechanic who sold black-letter pamphlets in the Sanctuary at

"That depends on the evidence, uncle!"

"No, sir; like all noble truths, it depends upon faith. Men, nowadays,"
continued my uncle, with a look of ineffable disgust, "actually require
that truths should be proved."

"It is a sad conceit on their part, no doubt, my dear uncle; but till a
truth is proved, how can we know that it is a truth?"

I thought that in that very sagacious question I had effectually caught
my uncle. Not I. He slipped through it like an eel.

"Sir," said he, "whatever in Truth makes a man's heart warmer and his
soul purer, is a belief, not a knowledge. Proof, sir, is a handcuff;
belief is a wing! Want proof as to an ancestor in the reign of King
Richard? Sir, you cannot even prove to the satisfaction of a logician
that you are the son of your own father. Sir, a religious man does not
want to reason about his religion; religion is not mathematics. Religion
is to be felt, not proved. There are a great many things in the religion
of a good man which are not in the catechism. Proof!" continued my uncle,
growing violent--"Proof, sir, is a low, vulgar, levelling, rascally
Jacobin; Belief is a loyal, generous, chivalrous gentleman! No, no; prove
what you please, you shall never rob me of one belief that has made me--"

"The finest-hearted creature that ever talked nonsense," said my father,
who came up, like Horace's deity, at the right moment. "What is it you
must believe in, brother, no matter what the proof against you?"

My uncle was silent, and with great energy dug the point of his cane into
the gravel.

"He will not believe in our great ancestor the printer," said I,

My father's calm brow was overcast in a moment. "Brother," said the
Captain, loftily, "you have a right to your own ideas; but you should
take care how they contaminate your child."

"Contaminate!" said my father, and for the first time I saw an angry
sparkle flash from his eyes; but he checked himself on the instant.
"Change the word, my dear brother."

"No, sir, I will not change it! To belie the records of the family!"

"Records! A brass plate in a village church against all the books of the
College of Arms!"

"To renounce your ancestor, a knight who died in the field!"

"For the worst cause that man ever fought for!"

"On behalf of his king!"

"Who had murdered his nephews!"

"A knight! with our crest on his helmet."

"And no brains underneath it, or he would never have had them knocked out
for so bloody a villain!"

"A rascally, drudging, money-making printer!"

"The wise and glorious introducer of the art that has enlightened a
world. Prefer for an ancestor, to one whom scholar and sage never name
but in homage, a worthless, obscure, jolter-headed booby in mail, whose
only record to men is a brass plate in a church in a village!"

My uncle turned round perfectly livid. "Enough, sir! enough! I am
insulted sufficiently. I ought to have expected it. I wish you and your
son a very good day."

My father stood aghast. The Captain was hobbling off to the iron gate; in
another moment he would have been out of our precincts. I ran up and hung
upon him. "Uncle, it is all my fault. Between you and me, I am quite of
your side; pray forgive us both. What could I have been thinking of, to
vex you so? And my father, whom your visit has made so happy!" My uncle
paused, feeling for the latch of the gate. My father had now come up, and
caught his hand. "What are all the printers that ever lived, and all the
books they ever printed, to one wrong to thy fine heart, brother Roland?
Shame on me! A bookman's weak point, you know! It is very true, I should
never have taught the boy one thing to give you pain, brother
Roland,--though I don't remember," continued my father, with a perplexed
look, "that I ever did teach it him, either! Pisistratus, as you value my
blessing, respect as your ancestor Sir William de Caxton, the hero of
Bosworth. Come, come, brother!"

"I am an old fool," said Uncle Roland, "whichever way we look at it. Ah,
you young dog, you are laughing at us both!"

"I have ordered breakfast on the lawn," said my mother, coming out from
the porch, with her cheerful smile on her lips; "and I think the devil
will be done to your liking to-day, brother Roland."

"We have had enough of the devil already, my love," said my father,
wiping his forehead.

So, while the birds sang overhead or hopped familiarly across the sward
for the crumbs thrown forth to them, while the sun was still cool in the
east, and the leaves yet rustled with the sweet air of morning, we all
sat down to our table, with hearts as reconciled to each other, and as
peaceably disposed to thank God for the fair world around us, as if the
river had never run red through the field of Bosworth, and that excellent
Mr. Caxton had never set all mankind by the ears with an irritating
invention a thousand times more provocative of our combative tendencies
than the blast of the trumpet and the gleam of the banner!


"Brother," said Mr. Caxton, "will walk with you to the Roman encampment."

The Captain felt that this proposal was meant as the greatest
peace-offering my father could think of; for, first, it was a very long
walk, and my father detested long walks; secondly, it was the sacrifice
of a whole day's labor at the Great Work. And yet, with that quick
sensibility which only the generous possess, Uncle Roland accepted at
once the proposal. If he had not done so, my father would have had a
heavier heart for a month to come. And how could the Great Work have got
on while the author was every now and then disturbed by a twinge of

Half an hour after breakfast, the brothers set off arm-inarm; and I
followed, a little apart, admiring how sturdily the old soldier got over
the ground, in spite of the cork leg. It was pleasant enough to listen to
their conversation, and notice the contrasts between these two eccentric
stamps from Dame Nature's ever-variable mould,--Nature, who casts nothing
in stereotype; for I do believe that not even two fleas can be found
identically the same.

My father was not a quick or minute observer of rural beauties. He had so
little of the organ of locality that I suspect he could have lost his way
in his own garden. But the Captain was exquisitely alive to external
impressions,--not a feature in the landscape escaped him. At every
fantastic gnarled pollard he halted to gaze; his eye followed the lark
soaring up from his feet; when a fresher air came from the hill-top his
nostrils dilated, as if voluptuously to inhale its delight. My father,
with all his learning, and though his study had been in the stores of all
language, was very rarely eloquent. The Captain had a glow and a passion
in his words which, what with his deep, tremulous voice and animated
gestures, gave something poetic to half of what he uttered. In every
sentence of Roland's, in every tone of his voice and every play of his
face, there was some outbreak of pride; but unless you set him on his
hobby of that great ancestor the printer, my father had not as much pride
as a homeopathist could have put into a globule. He was not proud even
of not being proud. Chafe all his feathers, and still you could rouse but
the dove. My father was slow and mild, my uncle quick and fiery; my
father reasoned, my uncle imagined; my father was very seldom wrong, my
uncle never quite in the right; but, as my father once said of him,
"Roland beats about the bush till he sends out the very bird that we went
to search for. He is never in the wrong without suggesting to us what is
the right." All in my uncle was stern, rough, and angular; all in my
father was sweet, polished, and rounded into a natural grace. My uncle's
character cast out a multiplicity of shadows, like a Gothic pile in a
northern sky. My father stood serene in the light, like a Greek temple at
mid-day in a southern clime. Their persons corresponded with their
natures. My uncle's high, aquiline features, bronzed hue, rapid fire of
eye, and upper lip that always quivered, were a notable contrast to my
father's delicate profile, quiet, abstracted gaze, and the steady
sweetness that rested on his musing smile. Roland's forehead was
singularly high, and rose to a peak in the summit where phrenologists
place the organ of veneration; but it was narrow, and deeply furrowed.
Augustine's might be as high, but then soft, silky hair waved carelessly
over it, concealing its height, but not its vast breadth, on which not a
wrinkle was visible. And yet, withal, there was a great family likeness
between the two brothers. When some softer sentiment subdued him, Roland
caught the very look of Augustine; when some high emotion animated my
father, you might have taken him for Roland. I have often thought since,
in the greater experience of mankind which life has afforded me, that if,
in early years, their destinies had been exchanged,--if Roland had taken
to literature, and my father had been forced into action,--each would
have had greater worldly success. For Roland's passion and energy would
have given immediate and forcible effect to study; he might have been a
historian or a poet. It is not study alone that produces a writer, it is
intensity. In the mind, as in yonder chimney, to make the fire burn hot
and quick, you must narrow the draught. Whereas, had my father been
forced into the practical world, his calm depth of comprehension, his
clearness of reason, his general accuracy in such notions as he once
entertained and pondered over, joined to a temper that crosses and losses
could never ruffle, and utter freedom from vanity and self-love, from
prejudice and passion, might have made him a very wise and enlightened
counsellor in the great affairs of life,--a lawyer, a diplomatist, a
statesman, for what I know, even a great general, if his tender humanity
had not stood in the way of his military mathematics.

But as it was,--with his slow pulse never stimulated by action, and too
little stirred by even scholarly ambition,--my father's mind went on
widening and widening till the circle was lost in the great ocean of
contemplation; and Roland's passionate energy, fretted into fever by
every let and hindrance in the struggle with his kind, and narrowed more
and more as it was curbed within the channels of active discipline and
duty, missed its due career altogether, and what might have been the
poet, contracted into the humorist.

Yet who that had ever known ye, could have wished you other than ye were,
ye guileless, affectionate, honest, simple creatures?--simple both, in
spite of all the learning of the one, all the prejudices, whims,
irritabilities, and crotchets of the other. There you are, seated on the
height of the old Roman camp, with a volume of the Stratagems of
Polyaenus (or is it Frontinus?) open on my father's lap; the sheep
grazing in the furrows of the circumvallations; the curious steer gazing
at you where it halts in the space whence the Roman cohorts glittered
forth; and your boy-biographer standing behind you with folded arms,
and--as the scholar read, or the soldier pointed his cane to each fancied
post in the war--filling up the pastoral landscape with the eagles of
Agricola and the scythed cars of Boadicea!


"It is never the same two hours together in this country," said my Uncle
Roland, as, after dinner, or rather after dessert, we joined my mother in
the drawing-room.

Indeed, a cold, drizzling rain had come on within the last two hours, and
though it was July, it was as chilly as if it had been October. My mother
whispered to me, and I went out; in ten minutes more, the logs (for we
live in a wooded country) blazed merrily in the grate. Why could not my
mother have rung the bell and ordered the servant to light a fire? My
dear reader, Captain Roland was poor, and he made a capital virtue of

The two brothers drew their chairs near to the hearth, my father at the
left, my uncle at the right; and I and my mother sat down to "Fox and

Coffee came in,--one cup for the Captain, for the rest of the party
avoided that exciting beverage. And on that cup was a picture of--His
Grace the Duke of Wellington!

During our visit to the Roman camp my mother had borrowed Mr. Squills's
chaise and driven over to our market-town, for the express purpose of
greeting the Captain's eyes with the face of his old chief.

My uncle changed color, rose, lifted my mother's hand to his lips, and
sat himself down again in silence.

"I have heard," said the Captain after a pause, "that the Marquis of
Hastings, who is every inch a soldier and a gentleman,--and that is
saying not a little, for he measures seventy-five inches from the crown to
the sole,--when he received Louis XVIII. (then an exile) at Donnington,
fitted up his apartments exactly like those his Majesty had occupied at
the Tuileries. It was a kingly attention (my Lord Hastings, you know, is
sprung from the Plantagenets),--a kingly attention to a king. It cost
some money and made some noise. A woman can show the same royal delicacy
of heart in this bit of porcelain, and so quietly that we men all think
it a matter of course, brother Austin."

"You are such a worshipper of women, Roland, that it is melancholy to see
you single. You must marry again!"

My uncle first smiled, then frowned, and lastly sighed somewhat heavily.

"Your time will pass slowly in your old tower, poor brother," continued
my father, "with only your little girl for a companion."

"And the past!" said my uncle; "the past, that mighty world--"

"Do you still read your old books of chivalry,--Froissart and the
Chronicles, Palmerin of England, and Amadis of Gaul?"

"Why," said my uncle, reddening, "I have tried to improve myself with
studies a little more substantial. And," he added with a sly smile,
"there will be your great book for many a long winter to come."

"Um!" said my father, bashfully.

"Do you know," quoth my uncle, "that Dame Primmins is a very intelligent
woman,--full of fancy, and a capital story-teller?"

"Is not she, uncle?" cried I, leaving my fox in the corner. "Oh, if you
could hear her tell the tale of King Arthur and the Enchanted Lake, or
the Grim White Woman!"

"I have already heard her tell both," said my uncle.

"The deuce you have, brother! My dear, we must look to this. These
captains are dangerous gentlemen in an orderly household. Pray, where
could you have had the opportunity of such private communications with
Mrs. Primmins?"

"Once," said my uncle, readily, "when I went into her room, while she
mended my stock; and once--" He stopped short, and looked down.

"Once when? Out with it."

"When she was warming my bed," said my uncle, in a half-whisper.

"Dear!" said my mother, innocently, "that's how the sheets came by that
bad hole in the middle. I thought it was the warming-pan."

"I am quite shocked!" faltered my uncle.

"You well may be," said my father. "A woman who has been heretofore above
all suspicion! But come," he said, seeing that my uncle looked sad, and
was no doubt casting up the probable price of twice six yards of holland,
"but come, you were always a famous rhapsodist or tale-teller yourself.
Come, Roland, let us have some story of your own,--something which your
experience has left strong in your impressions."

"Let us first have the candles," said my mother.

The candles were brought, the curtains let down; we all drew our chairs
to the hearth. But in the interval my uncle had sunk into a gloomy
revery; and when we called upon him to begin, he seemed to shake off with
effort some recollections of pain.

"You ask me," he said, "to tell you some tale which my own experience has
left deeply marked in my impressions,--I will tell you one, apart from my
own life, but which has often haunted me. It is sad and strange, ma'am."

"Ma'am, brother?" said my mother, reproachfully, letting her small hand
drop upon that which, large and sunburnt, the Captain waved towards her
as he spoke.

"Austin, you have married an angel!" said my uncle; and he was, I
believe, the only brother-in-law who ever made so hazardous an assertion.


"It was in Spain--no matter where or how--that it was my fortune to take
prisoner a French officer of the same rank that I then held,--a
lieutenant; and there was so much similarity in our sentiments that we
became intimate friends,--the most intimate friend I ever had, sister,
out of this dear circle. He was a rough soldier, whom the world had not
well treated; but he never railed at the world, and maintained that he
had had his deserts. Honor was his idol, and the sense of honor paid him
for the loss of all else.

"We were both at that time volunteers in a foreign service,--in that
worst of service, civil war,--he on one side, I the other, both, perhaps,
disappointed in the cause we had severally espoused. There was something
similar, too, in our domestic relationships. He had a son--a boy--who was
all in life to him, next to his country and his duty. I too had then such
a son, though of fewer years." (The Captain paused an instant; we
exchanged glances, and a stifling sensation of pain and suspense was felt
by all his listeners.) "We were accustomed, brother, to talk of these
children, to picture their future, to compare our hopes and dreams. We
hoped and dreamed alike. A short time sufficed to establish this
confidence. My prisoner was sent to head-quarters, and soon afterwards

"We met no more till last year. Being then at Paris, I inquired for my
old friend, and learned that he was living at R--, a few miles from the
capital. I went to visit him. I found his house empty and deserted. That
very day he had been led to prison, charged with a terrible crime. I saw
him in that prison, and from his own lips learned his story. His son had
been brought up, as he fondly believed, in the habits and principles of
honorable men, and having finished his education, came to reside with him
at R--. The young man was accustomed to go frequently to Paris. A young
Frenchman loves pleasure, sister; and pleasure is found at Paris. The
father thought it natural, and stripped his age of some comforts to
supply luxuries to the son's youth.

"Shortly after the young man's arrival, my friend perceived that he was
robbed. Moneys kept in his bureau were abstracted, he knew not how, nor
could guess by whom. It must be done in the night. He concealed himself
and watched. He saw a stealthy figure glide in, he saw a false key
applied to the lock; he started forward, seized the felon, and recognized
his son. What should the father have done? I do not ask you, sister! I
ask these men: son and father, I ask you."

"Expelled him the house," cried I.

"Done his duty, and reformed the unhappy wretch," said my father. "Nemo
repente turpissinus semper fait,--No man is wholly bad all at once."

"The father did as you would have advised, brother. He kept the youth; he
remonstrated with him: he did more,--he gave him the key of the bureau.
'Take what I have to give,' said he; 'I would rather be a beggar than
know my son a thief.'"

"Right! And the youth repented, and became a good man?" exclaimed my

Captain Roland shook his head. "The youth promised amendment, and seemed
penitent. He spoke of the temptations of Paris, the gaming-table, and
what not. He gave up his daily visits to the capital. He seemed to apply
to study. Shortly after this, the neighborhood was alarmed by reports of
night robberies on the road. Men, masked and armed, plundered travellers,
and even broke into houses.

"The police were on the alert. One night an old brother officer knocked
at my friend's door. It was late; the veteran (he was a cripple, by the
way, like myself,--strange coincidence!) was in bed. He came down in
haste, when his servant woke, and told him that his old friend, wounded
and bleeding, sought an asylum under his roof. The wound, however, was
slight. The guest had been attacked and robbed on the road. The next
morning the proper authority of the town was sent for. The plundered man
described his loss,--some billets of five hundred francs in a pocketbook,
on which was embroidered his name and coronet (he was a vicomte). The
guest stayed to dinner. Late in the forenoon, the son looked in. The
guest started to see him; my friend noticed his paleness. Shortly after,
on pretence of faintness, the guest retired to his room, and sent for his
host. 'My friend,' said he, 'can you do me a favor? Go to the magistrate
and recall the evidence I have given.'

"'Impossible,' said the host. 'What crotchet is this?'

"The guest shuddered. 'Peste!' said he, 'I do not wish in my old age to
be hard on others. Who knows how the robber may have been tempted, and
who knows what relations he may have,--honest men, whom his crime would
degrade forever! Good heavens! if detected, it is the galleys, the

"And what then? The robber knew what he braved. 'But did his father know
it?' cried the guest.

"A light broke upon my unhappy comrade in arms; he caught his friend by
the hand: 'You turned pale at my son's sight,--where did you ever see him
before? Speak!'

"'Last night on the road to Paris. The mask slipped aside. Call back my

"'You are mistaken,' said my friend, calmly. 'I saw my son in his bed,
and blessed him, before I went to my own.'

"'I will believe you,' said the guest; 'and never shall my hasty
suspicion pass my lips,--but call back the evidence.'

"The guest returned to Paris before dusk. The father conversed with his
son on the subject of his studies; he followed him to his room, waited
till he was in bed, and was then about to retire, when the youth said,
'Father, you have forgotten your blessing.'

"The father went back, laid his hand on the boy's head and prayed. He was
credulous--fathers are so! He was persuaded that his friend had been
deceived. He retired to rest, and fell asleep. He woke suddenly in the
middle of the night, and felt (I here quote his words)--'I felt,' said
he, 'as if a voice had awakened me,--a voice that said, "Rise and
search." I rose at once, struck a light, and went to my son's room. The
door was locked. I knocked once, twice, thrice no answer. I dared not
call aloud, lest I should rouse the servants. I went down the stairs, I
opened the back-door, I passed to the stables. My own horse was there,
not my son's. My horse neighed; it was old, like myself,--my old charger
at Mont St. Jean. I stole back, I crept into the shadow of the wall by my
son's door, and extinguished my light. I felt as if I were a thief

"Brother," interrupted my mother, under her breath; "speak in your own
words, not in this wretched father's. I know not why, but it would shock
me less."

The Captain nodded.

"Before daybreak, my friend heard the back-door open gently; a foot
ascended the stair, a key grated in the door of the room close at hand:
the father glided through the dark into that chamber behind his unseen

"He heard the clink of the tinder-box; a light was struck; it spread over
the room, but he had time to place himself behind the window-curtain
which was close at hand. The figure before him stood a moment or so
motionless, and seemed to listen, for it turned to the right, to the
left, its visage covered with the black, hideous mask which is worn in
carnivals. Slowly the mask was removed. Could that be his son's
face,--the son of a brave man? It was pale and ghastly with scoundrel
fears; the base drops stood on the brow; the eye was haggard and
bloodshot. He looked as a coward looks when death stands before him.

"The youth walked, or rather skulked, to the secretaire, unlocked it,
opened a secret drawer, placed within it the contents of his pockets and
his frightful mask; the father approached softly, looked over his
shoulder, and saw in the drawer the pocketbook embroidered with his
friend's name. Meanwhile, the son took out his pistols, uncocked them
cautiously, and was about also to secrete them, when his father arrested
his arm. 'Robber, the use of these is yet to come!'

"The son's knees knocked together, an exclamation for mercy burst from
his lips; but when, recovering the mere shock of his dastard nerves, he
perceived it was not the gripe of some hireling of the law, but a
father's hand that had clutched his arm, the vile audacity which knows
fear only from a bodily cause, none from the awe of shame, returned to

"Tush, sir!' he said, 'waste not time in reproaches, for, I fear, the
gendarmes are on my track. It is well that you are here; you can swear
that I have spent the night at home. Unhand me, old man; I have these
witnesses still to secrete,' and he pointed to the garments wet and
dabbled with the mud of the roads. He had scarcely spoken when the walls
shook; there was the heavy clatter of hoofs on the ringing pavement

"'They come!' cried the son. 'Off, dotard! save your son from the

"'The galleys, the galleys!' said the father, staggering back; 'it is
true; he said--"the galleys!"'

"There was a loud knocking at the gate. The gendarmes surrounded the
house. 'Open, in the name of the law!' No answer came, no door was
opened. Some of the gendarmes rode to the rear of the house, in which was
placed the stable yard. From the window of the son's room the father saw
the sudden blaze of torches, the shadowy forms of the men-hunters. He
heard the clatter of arms as they swung themselves from their horses. He
heard a voice cry, 'Yes, this is the robber's gray horse,--see, it still
reeks with sweat!' And behind and in front, at either door, again came
the knocking, and again the shout, 'Open, in the name of the law!'

"Then lights began to gleam from the casements of the neighboring houses;
then the space filled rapidly with curious wonderers startled from their
sleep: the world was astir, and the crowd came round to know what crime
or what shame had entered the old soldier's home.

"Suddenly, within, there was heard the report of a fire-arm; and a minute
or so afterwards the front door was opened, and the soldier appeared.

"'Enter,' he said to the gendarmes: 'what would you?'

"'We seek a robber who is within your walls.'

"I know it; mount and find him: I will lead the way.'

"He ascended the stairs; he threw open his son's room: the officers of
justice poured in, and on the floor lay the robber's corpse.

"They looked at each other in amazement. 'Take what is left you,' said
the father. 'Take the dead man rescued from the galleys; take the living
man on whose hands rests the dead man's blood!'

"I was present at my friend's trial. The facts had become known
beforehand. He stood there with his gray hair, and his mutilated limbs,
and the deep scar on his visage, and the Cross of the Legion of Honor on
his breast; and when he had told his tale, he ended with these words: 'I
have saved the son whom I reared for France from a doom that would have
spared the life to brand it with disgrace. Is this a crime? I give you my
life in exchange for my son's disgrace. Does my country need a victim? I
have lived for my country's glory, and I can die contented to satisfy its
laws, sure that, if you blame me, you will not despise; sure that the
hands that give me to the headsman will scatter flowers over my grave.
Thus I confess all. I, a soldier, look round amongst a nation of
soldiers; and in the name of the star which glitters on my breast I dare
the fathers of France to condemn me!'

"They acquitted the soldier,--at least they gave a verdict answering to
what in our courts is called 'justifiable homicide.' A shout rose in the
court which no ceremonial voice could still; the crowd would have borne
him in triumph to his house, but his look repelled such vanities. To his
house he returned indeed; and the day afterwards they found him dead,
beside the cradle in which his first prayer had been breathed over his
sinless child. Now, father and son, I ask you, do you condemn that man?"


My father took three strides up and down the room, and then, halting on
his hearth, and facing his brother, he thus spoke: "I condemn his deed,
Roland! At best he was but a haughty egotist. I understand why Brutus
should slay his sons. By that sacrifice he saved his country! What did
this poor dupe of an exaggeration save? Nothing but his own name. He
could not lift the crime from his son's soul, nor the dishonor from his
son's memory. He could but gratify his own vain pride; and insensibly to
himself, his act was whispered to him by the fiend that ever whispers to
the heart of man, 'Dread men's opinions more than God's law!' Oh, my dear
brother! what minds like yours should guard against the most is not the
meanness of evil,--it is the evil that takes false nobility, by garbing
itself in the royal magnificence of good." My uncle walked to the window,
opened it, looked out a moment, as if to draw in fresh air, closed it
gently, and came back again to his seat; but during the short time the
window had been left open, a moth flew in.

"Tales like these," renewed my father, pityingly,--"whether told by some
great tragedian, or in thy simple style, my brother,--tales like these
have their uses: they penetrate the heart to make it wiser; but all
wisdom is meek, my Roland. They invite us to put the question to
ourselves that thou hast asked, 'Can we condemn this man?' and reason
answers as I have answered, 'We pity the man, we condemn the deed.'
We--take care, my love! that moth will be in the candle. We--whisk!
whisk!" and my father stopped to drive away the moth. My uncle turned,
and taking his handkerchief from the lower part of his face, of which he
had wished to conceal the workings, he flapped away the moth from the
flame. My mother moved the candles from the moth.

I tried to catch the moth in my father's straw-hat. The deuce was in the
moth! it baffled us all, now circling against the ceiling, now sweeping
down at the fatal lights. As if by a simultaneous impulse, my father
approached one candle, my uncle approached the other; and just as the
moth was wheeling round and round, irresolute which to choose for its
funeral pyre, both candles were put out. The fire had burned down low in
the grate, and in the sudden dimness my father's soft, sweet voice came
forth, as if from an invisible being: "We leave ourselves in the dark to
save a moth from the flame, brother! Shall we do less for our fellow-men?
Extinguish, oh! humanely extinguish, the light of our reason when the
darkness more favors our mercy." Before the lights were relit, my uncle
had left the room; his brother followed him. My mother and I drew near to
each other and talked in whispers.



I was always an early riser. Happy the man who is! Every morning, day
comes to him with a virgin's love, full of bloom and purity and
freshness. The youth of Nature is contagious, like the gladness of a
happy child. I doubt if any man can be called "old" so long as he is an
early riser and an early walker. And oh, youth!--take my word of
it--youth in dressing-gown and slippers, dawdling over breakfast at noon,
is a very decrepit, ghastly image of that youth which sees the sun blush
over the mountains, and the dews sparkle upon blossoming hedgerows.

Passing by my father's study, I was surprised to see the windows
unclosed; surprised more, on looking in, to see him bending over his
books,--for I had never before known him study till after the morning
meal. Students are not usually early risers, for students, alas! whatever
their age, are rarely young. Yes, the Great Book must be getting on in
serious earnest. It was no longer dalliance with learning; this was work.

I passed through the gates into the road. A few of the cottages were
giving signs of returning life, but it was not yet the hour for labor,
and no "Good morning, sir," greeted me on the road. Suddenly at a turn,
which an over-hanging beech-tree had before concealed, I came full upon
my Uncle Roland.

"What! you, sir? So early? Hark, the clock is striking five!"

"Not later! I have walked well for a lame man. It must be more than four
miles to--and back."

"You have been to--? Not on business? No soul would be up."

"Yes, at inns there is always some one up. Hostlers never sleep! I have
been to order my humble chaise and pair. I leave you today, nephew."

"Ah, uncle, we have offended you! It was my folly, that cursed print--"

"Pooh!" said my uncle, quickly. "Offended me, boy? I defy you!" and he
pressed my hand roughly.

"Yet this sudden determination! It was but yesterday, at the Roman Camp,
that you planned an excursion with my father, to C------ Castle."

"Never depend upon a whimsical man. I must be in London tonight."

"And return to-morrow?"

"I know not when," said my uncle, gloomily; and he was silent for some
moments. At length, leaning less lightly on my arm, he continued: "Young
man, you have pleased me. I love that open, saucy brow of yours, on which
Nature has written 'Trust me.' I love those clear eyes, that look one
manfully in the face. I must know more of you--much of you. You must come
and see me some day or other in your ancestors' ruined keep."

"Come! that I will. And you shall show me the old tower--"

"And the traces of the outworks!" cried my uncle, flourishing his stick.

"And the pedigree--"

"Ay, and your great-great-grandfather's armor, which he wore at Marston

"Yes, and the brass plate in the church, uncle."

"The deuce is in the boy! Come here, come here: I've three minds to break
your head, sir!"

"It is a pity somebody had not broken the rascally printer's, before he
had the impudence to disgrace us by having a family, uncle."

Captain Roland tried hard to frown, but he could not. "Pshaw!" said he,
stopping, and taking snuff. "The world of the dead is wide; why should
the ghosts jostle us?"

"We can never escape the ghosts, uncle. They haunt us always. We cannot
think or act, but the soul of some man, who has lived before, points the
way. The dead never die, especially since--"

"Since what, boy? You speak well."

"Since our great ancestor introduced printing," said I, majestically.

My uncle whistled "Malbrouk s'en va-t-en guerre."

I had not the heart to plague him further.

"Peace!" said I, creeping cautiously within the circle of the stick.

"No! I forewarn you--"

"Peace! and describe to me my little cousin, your pretty daughter,--for
pretty I am sure she is."

"Peace," said my uncle, smiling. "But you must come and judge for


Uncle Roland was gone. Before he went, he was closeted for an hour with
my father, who then accompanied him to the gate; and we all crowded round
him as he stepped into his chaise. When the Captain was gone, I tried to
sound my father as to the cause of so sudden a departure. But my father
was impenetrable in all that related to his brother's secrets. Whether or
not the Captain had ever confided to him the cause of his displeasure
with his son,--a mystery which much haunted me,--my father was mute on
that score both to my mother and myself. For two or three days, however,
Mr. Caxton was evidently unsettled. He did not even take to his Great
Work, but walked much alone, or accompanied only by the duck, and without
even a book in his hand. But by degrees the scholarly habits returned to
him; my mother mended his pens, and the work went on.

For my part, left much to myself, especially in the mornings, I began to
muse restlessly over the future. Ungrateful that I was, the happiness of
home ceased to content me. I heard afar the roar of the great world, and
roved impatient by the shore.

At length, one evening, my father, with some modest hums and ha's, and an
unaffected blush on his fair forehead, gratified a prayer frequently
urged on him, and read me some portions of the Great Work. I cannot
express the feelings this lecture created,--they were something akin to
awe. For the design of this book was so immense, and towards its
execution a learning so vast and various had administered, that it seemed
to me as if a spirit had opened to me a new world, which had always been
before my feet, but which my own human blindness had hitherto concealed
from me. The unspeakable patience with which all these materials had been
collected, year after year; the ease with which now, by the calm power of
genius, they seemed of themselves to fall into harmony and system; the
unconscious humility with which the scholar exposed the stores of a
laborious life,--all combined to rebuke my own restlessness and
ambition, while they filled me with a pride in my father which saved my
wounded egotism from a pang. Here, indeed, was one of those books which
embrace an existence; like the Dictionary of Bayle, or the History of
Gibbon, or the "Fasti Hellenici" of Clinton, it was a book to which
thousands of books had contributed, only to make the originality of the
single mind more bold and clear. Into the furnace all vessels of gold, of
all ages, had been cast; but from the mould came the new coin, with its
single stamp. And, happily, the subject of the work did not forbid to the
writer the indulgence of his naive, peculiar irony of humor, so quiet,
yet so profound. My father's book was the "History of Human Error." It
was, therefore, the moral history of mankind, told with truth and
earnestness, yet with an arch, unmalignant smile. Sometimes, indeed, the
smile drew tears. But in all true humor lies its germ, pathos. Oh! by the
goddess Moria, or Folly, but he was at home in his theme. He viewed man
first in the savage state, preferring in this the positive accounts of
voyagers and travellers to the vague myths of antiquity and the dreams of
speculators on our pristine state. From Australia and Abyssinia he drew
pictures of mortality unadorned, as lively as if he had lived amongst
Bushmen and savages all his life. Then he crossed over the Atlantic, and
brought before you the American Indian, with his noble nature, struggling
into the dawn of civilization, when Friend Penn cheated him out of his
birthright, and the Anglo-Saxon drove him back into darkness. He showed
both analogy and contrast between this specimen of our kind and others
equally apart from the extremes of the savage state and the
cultured,--the Arab in his tent, the Teuton in his forests, the
Greenlander in his boat, the Finn in his reindeer car. Up sprang the rude
gods of the North and the resuscitated Druidism, passing from its
earliest templeless belief into the later corruptions of crommell and
idol. Up sprang, by their side, the Saturn of the Phoenicians, the mystic
Budh of India, the elementary deities of the Pelasgian, the Naith and
Serapis of Egypt, the Ormuzd of Persia, the Bel of Babylon, the winged
genii of the graceful Etruria. How nature and life shaped the religion;
how the religion shaped the manners; how, and by what influences, some
tribes were formed for progress; how others were destined to remain
stationary, or be swallowed up in war and slavery by their brethren,--was
told with a precision clear and strong as the voice of Fate. Not only an
antiquarian and philologist, but an anatomist and philosopher, my father
brought to bear on all these grave points the various speculations
involved in the distinction of races. He showed how race in perfection is
produced, up to a certain point, by admixture; how all mixed races have
been the most intelligent; how, in proportion as local circumstance and
religious faith permitted the early fusion of different tribes, races
improved and quickened into the refinements of civilization. He tracked
the progress and dispersion of the Hellenes from their mythical cradle in
Thessaly, and showed how those who settled near the sea-shores, and were
compelled into commerce and intercourse with strangers, gave to Greece
her marvellous accomplishments in arts and letters,--the flowers of the
ancient world. How others, like the Spartans; dwelling evermore in a
camp, on guard against their neighbors, and rigidly preserving their
Dorian purity of extraction, contributed neither artists, nor poets, nor
philosophers to the golden treasure-house of mind. He took the old race
of the Celts, Cimry, or Cimmerians. He compared the Celt who, as in
Wales, the Scotch Highlands, in Bretagne, and in uncomprehended Ireland,
retains his old characteristics and purity of breed, with the Celt whose
blood, mixed by a thousand channels, dictates from Paris the manners and
revolutions of the world. He compared the Norman, in his ancient
Scandinavian home, with that wonder of intelligence and chivalry into
which he grew, fused imperceptibly with the Frank, the Goth, and the
Anglo-Saxon. He compared the Saxon, stationary in the land of Horsa, with
the colonist and civilizes of the globe as he becomes when he knows not
through what channels--French, Flemish, Danish, Welsh, Scotch, and
Irish--he draws his sanguine blood. And out from all these speculations,
to which I do such hurried and scanty justice, he drew the blessed truth,
that carries hope to the land of the Caffre, the but of the
Bushman,--that there is nothing in the flattened skull and the ebon
aspect that rejects God's law, improvement; that by the same principle
which raises the dog, the lowest of the animals in its savage state, to
the highest after man--viz., admixture of race--you can elevate into
nations of majesty and power the outcasts of humanity, now your
compassion or your scorn. But when my father got into the marrow of his
theme; when, quitting these preliminary discussions, he fell pounce
amongst the would-be wisdom of the wise; when he dealt with civilization
itself, its schools, and porticos, and academies; when he bared the
absurdities couched beneath the colleges of the Egyptians and the
Symposia of the Greeks; when he showed that, even in their own favorite
pursuit of metaphysics, the Greeks were children, and in their own more
practical region of politics, the Romans were visionaries and bunglers;
when, following the stream of error through the Middle Ages, he quoted
the puerilities of Agrippa, the crudities of Cardan, and passed, with his
calin smile, into the salons of the chattering wits of Paris in the
eighteenth century,--oh! then his irony was that of Lucian, sweetened by
the gentle spirit of Erasmus. For not even here was my father's satire of
the cheerless and Mephistophelian school. From this record of error he
drew forth the grandeurs of truth. He showed how earnest men never think
in vain, though their thoughts may be errors. He proved how, in vast
cycles, age after age, the human mind marches on, like the ocean,
receding here, but there advancing; how from the speculations of the
Greek sprang all true philosophy; how from the institutions of the Roman
rose all durable systems of government; how from the robust follies of
the North came the glory of chivalry, and the modern delicacies of honor,
and the sweet, harmonizing influences of woman. He tracked the ancestry
of our Sidneys and Bayards from the Hengists, Genserics, and Attilas.
Full of all curious and quaint anecdote, of original illustration, of
those niceties of learning which spring from a taste cultivated to the
last exquisite polish, the book amused and allured and charmed; and
erudition lost its pedantry, now in the simplicity of Montaigne, now in
the penetration of La Bruyere. He lived in each time of which he wrote,
and the time lived again in him. Ah! what a writer of romances he would
have been if--if what? If he had had as sad an experience of men's
passions as he had the happy intuition into their humors. But he who
would see the mirror of the shore must look where it is cast on the
river, not the ocean. The narrow stream reflects the gnarled tree and the
pausing herd and the village spire and the romance of the landscape. But
the sea reflects only the vast outline of the headland and the lights of
the eternal heaven.


"It is Lombard Street to a China orange," quoth Uncle Jack.

"Are the odds in favor of fame against failure so great? You do not
speak, I fear, from experience, brother Jack," answered my father, as he
stooped down to tickle the duck under the left ear.

"But Jack Tibbets is not Augustine Caxton. Jack Tibbets is not a scholar,
a genius, a wond--"

"Stop!" cried my father.

"After all," said Mr. Squills, "though I am no flatterer, Mr. Tibbets is
not so far out. That part of your book which compares the crania or
skulls of the different races is superb. Lawrence or Dr. Prichard could
not have done the thing more neatly. Such a book must not be lost to the
world; and I agree with Mr. Tibbets that you should publish as soon as

"It is one thing to write, and another to publish," said my father,
irresolutely. "When one considers all the great men who have published;
when one thinks one is going to intrude one's self audaciously into the
company of Aristotle and Bacon, of Locke, of Herder, of all the grave
philosophers who bend over Nature with brows weighty with thought,--one
may well pause and-"

"Pooh!" interrupted Uncle Jack, "science is not a club, it is an ocean;
it is open to the cock-boat as the frigate. One man carries across it a
freightage of ingots, another may fish there for herrings. Who can
exhaust the sea, who say to Intellect, 'The deeps of philosophy are

"Admirable!" cried Squills.

"So it is really your advice, my friends," said my father, who seemed
struck by Uncle Jack's eloquent illustrations, "that I should desert my
household gods, remove to London, since my own library ceases to supply
my wants, take lodgings near the British Museum, and finish off one
volume, at least, incontinently."

"It is a duty you owe to your country," said Uncle Jack, solemnly.

"And to yourself," urged Squills. "One must attend to the natural
evacuations of the brain. Ah! you may smile, sir, but I have observed
that if a man has much in his head, he must give it vent, or it oppresses
him; the whole system goes wrong. From being abstracted, he grows
stupefied. The weight of the pressure affects the nerves. I would not
even guarantee you from a stroke of paralysis."

"Oh, Austin!" cried my mother tenderly, and throwing her arms round my
father's neck.

"Come, sir, you are conquered," said I.

"And what is to become of you, Sisty?" asked my father. "Do you go with
us, and unsettle your mind for the university?"

"My uncle has invited me to his castle; and in the mean while I will stay
here, fag hard, and take care of the duck."

"All alone?" said my mother.

"No. All alone! Why, Uncle Jack will come here as often as ever, I hope."

Uncle Jack shook his head.

"No, my boy, I must go to town with your father. You don't understand
these things. I shall see the booksellers for him. I know how these
gentlemen are to be dealt with. I shall prepare the literary circles for
the appearance of the book. In short, it is a sacrifice of interest, I
know; my Journal will suffer. But friendship and my country's good before
all things."

"Dear Jack!" said my mother, affectionately.

"I cannot suffer it," cried my father. "You are making a good income. You
are doing well where you are, and as to seeing the booksellers,--why,
when the work is ready, you can come to town for a week, and settle that

"Poor dear Austin," said Uncle Jack, with an air of superiority and
compassion. "A week! Sir, the advent of a book that is to succeed
requires the preparation of months. Pshaw! I am no genius, but I am a
practical man. I know what's what. Leave me alone."

But my father continued obstinate, and Uncle Jack at last ceased to urge
the matter. The journey to fame and London was now settled, but my father
would not hear of my staying behind.

No, Pisistratus must needs go also to town and see the world; the duck
would take care of itself.


We had taken the precaution to send, the day before, to secure our due
complement of places--four in all, including one for Mrs. Primmins--in,
or upon, the fast family coach called the "Sun," which had lately been
set up for the special convenience of the neighborhood.

This luminary, rising in a town about seven miles distant from us,
described at first a very erratic orbit amidst the contiguous villages
before it finally struck into the high-road of enlightenment, and thence
performed its journey, in the full eyes of man, at the majestic pace of
six miles and a half an hour. My father with his pockets full of books,
and a quarto of "Gebelin on the Primitive World," for light reading,
under his arm; my mother with a little basket containing sandwiches, and
biscuits of her own baking; Mrs. Primmins, with a new umbrella purchased
for the occasion, and a bird-cage containing a canary endeared to her not
more by song than age and a severe pip through which she had successfully
nursed it; and I myself,--waited at the gates to welcome the celestial
visitor. The gardener, with a wheel-barrow full of boxes and
portmanteaus, stood a little in the van; and the footman, who was to
follow when lodgings had been found,  had gone to a rising eminence to
watch the dawning of the expected "Sun," and apprise us of its approach
by the concerted signal of a handkerchief fixed to a stick.

The quaint old house looked at us mournfully from all its deserted
windows. The litter before its threshold and in its open hall; wisps of
straw or hay that had been used for packing; baskets and boxes that had
been examined and rejected; others, corded and piled, reserved to follow
with the footman; and the two heated and hurried serving-women left
behind, standing halfway between house and garden-gate, whispering to
each other, and looking as if they had not slept for weeks,--gave to a
scene, usually so trim and orderly, an aspect of pathetic abandonment and
desolation. The Genius of the place seemed to reproach us. I felt the
omens were against us, and turned my earnest gaze from the haunts behind
with a sigh, as the coach now drew up with all its grandeur. An important
personage, who, despite the heat of the day, was enveloped in a vast
superfluity of belcher, in the midst of which galloped a gilt fox, and
who rejoiced in the name of "guard," descended to inform us politely that
only three places, two inside and one out, were at our disposal, the rest
having been pre-engaged a fortnight before our orders were received.

Now, as I knew that Mrs. Primmins was indispensable to the comforts of my
honored parents (the more so as she had once lived in London, and knew
all its ways), I suggested that she should take the outside seat, and
that I should perform the journey on foot,--a primitive mode of transport
which has its charms to a young man with stout limbs and gay spirits. The
guard's outstretched arm left my mother little time to oppose this
proposition, to which my father assented with a silent squeeze of the
hand. And having promised to join them at a family hotel near the Strand,
to which Mr. Squills had recommended them as peculiarly genteel and
quiet, and waved my last farewell to my poor mother, who continued to
stretch her meek face out of the window till the coach was whirled off in
a cloud like one of the Homeric heroes, I turned within, to put up a few
necessary articles in a small knapsack which I remembered to have seen in
the lumber-room, and which had appertained to my maternal grandfather;
and with that on my shoulder, and a strong staff in my hand, I set off
towards the great city at as brisk a pace as if I were only bound to the
next village. Accordingly, about noon I was both tired and hungry; and
seeing by the wayside one of those pretty inns yet peculiar to England,
but which, thanks to the railways, will soon be amongst the things before
the Flood, I sat down at a table under some clipped limes, unbuckled my
knapsack, and ordered my simple fare with the dignity of one who, for the
first time in his life, bespeaks his own dinner and pays for it out of
his own pocket.

While engaged on a rasher of bacon and a tankard of what the landlord
called "No mistake," two pedestrians, passing the same road which I had
traversed, paused, cast a simultaneous look at my occupation, and induced
no doubt by its allurements, seated themselves under the same lime-trees,
though at the farther end of the table. I surveyed the new-comers with
the curiosity natural to my years.

The elder of the two might have attained the age of thirty, though sundry
deep lines, and hues formerly florid and now faded, speaking of fatigue,
care, or dissipation, might have made him look somewhat older than he
was. There was nothing very prepossessing in his appearance. He was
dressed with a pretension ill suited to the costume appropriate to a
foot-traveller. His coat was pinched and padded; two enormous pins,
connected by a chain, decorated a very stiff stock of blue satin dotted
with yellow stars; his hands were cased in very dingy gloves which had
once been straw-colored, and the said hands played with a whalebone cane
surmounted by a formidable knob, which gave it the appearance of a
"life-pre server." As he took off a white napless hat, which he wiped
with great care and affection with the sleeve of his right arm, a
profusion of stiff curls instantly betrayed the art of man. Like my
landlord's ale, in that wig there was "no mistake;" it was brought (after
the fashion of the wigs we see in the popular effigies of George IV. in
his youth), low over his fore-head, and was raised at the top. The wig
had been oiled, and the oil had imbibed no small quantity of dust; oil
and dust had alike left their impression on the forehead and cheeks of
the wig's proprietor. For the rest, the expression of his face was
somewhat impudent and reckless, but not without a certain drollery in the
corners of his eyes.

The younger man was apparently about my own age,--a year or two older,
perhaps, judging rather from his set and sinewy frame than his boyish
countenance. And this last, boyish as it was, could not fail to command
the attention even of the most careless observer. It had not only the
darkness, but the character of the gipsy face, with large, brilliant
eyes, raven hair, long and wavy, but not curling; the features were
aquiline, but delicate, and when he spoke he showed teeth dazzling as
pearls. It was impossible not to admire the singular beauty of the
countenance; and yet it had that expression, at once stealthy and fierce,
which war with society has stamped upon the lineaments of the race of
which it reminded me. But, withal, there was somewhat of the air of a
gentleman in this young wayfarer. His dress consisted of a black
velveteen shooting-jacket, or rather short frock, with a broad leathern
strap at the waist, loose white trousers, and a foraging cap, which he
threw carelessly on the table as he wiped his brow. Turning round
impatiently, and with some haughtiness, from his companion, he surveyed
me with a quick, observant flash of his piercing eyes, and then stretched
himself at length on the bench, and appeared either to dose or muse,
till, in obedience to his companion's orders, the board was spread with
all the cold meats the larder could supply.

"Beef!" said his companion, screwing a pinchbeck glass into his right
eye. "Beef,--mottled, covey; humph! Lamb,--oldish, ravish, muttony;
humph! Pie,--stalish. Veal?--no, pork. Ah! what will you have?"

"Help yourself," replied the young man peevishly, as he sat up, looked
disdainfully at the viands, and, after a long pause, tasted first one,
then the other, with many shrugs of the shoulders and muttered
exclamations of discontent. Suddenly he looked up, and called for brandy;
and to my surprise, and I fear admiration, he drank nearly half a
tumblerful of that poison undiluted, with a composure that spoke of
habitual use.

"Wrong!" said his companion, drawing the bottle to himself, and mixing
the alcohol in careful proportions with water. "Wrong! coats of stomach
soon wear out with that kind of clothes-brush. Better stick to the
'yeasty foam,' as sweet Will says. That young gentleman sets you a good
example," and therewith the speaker nodded at me familiarly.
Inexperienced as I was, I surmised at once that it was his intention to
make acquaintance with the neighbor thus saluted. I was not deceived.
"Anything to tempt you, sir?" asked this social personage after a short
pause, and describing a semicircle with the point of his knife.

"I thank you, sir, but I have dined."

"What then? 'Break out into a second course of mischief,' as the Swan
recommends,--Swan of Avon, sir! No? 'Well, then, I charge you with this
cup of sack.' Are you going far, if I may take the liberty to ask?"

"To London."

"Oh!" said the traveller, while his young companion lifted his eyes; and
I was again struck with their remarkable penetration and brilliancy.

"London is the best place in the world for a lad of spirit. See life
there,--'glass of fashion and mould of form.' Fond of the play, sir?"

"I never saw one."

"Possible!" cried the gentleman, dropping the handle of his knife, and
bringing up the point horizontally; "then, young man," he added solemnly,
"you have,--but I won't say what you have to see. I won't say,--no, not
if you could cover this table with golden guineas, and exclaim, with the
generous ardor so engaging in youth, 'Mr. Peacock, these are yours if you
will only say what I have to see!'"

I laughed outright. May I be forgiven for the boast, but I had the
reputation at school of a pleasant laugh. The young man's face grew dark
at the sound; he pushed back his plate and sighed.

"Why," continued his friend, "my companion here, who, I suppose, is about
your own age, he could tell you what a play is,--he could tell you what
life is. He has viewed the mantiers of the town; 'perused the traders,'
as the Swan poetically remarks. Have you not, my lad, eh?"

Thus directly appealed to, the boy looked up with a smile of scorn on his

"Yes, I know what life is, and I say that life, like poverty, has strange
bed-fellows. Ask me what life is now, and I say a melodrama; ask me what
it is twenty years hence, and I shall say--"

"A farce?" put in his comrade.

"No, a tragedy,--or comedy as Moliere wrote it."

"And how is that?" I asked, interested and somewhat surprised at the tone
of my contemporary.

"Where the play ends in the triumph of the wittiest rogue. My friend here
has no chance!"

"'Praise from Sir Hubert Stanley,' hem--yes, Hal Peacock may be witty,
but he is no rogue."

"This was not exactly my meaning," said the boy, dryly.

"'A fico for your meaning,' as the Swan says.--Hallo, you sir! Bully
Host, clear the table--fresh tumblers--hot water--sugar--lemon--and--The
bottle's out! Smoke, sir?" and Mr. Peacock offered me a cigar.

Upon my refusal, he carefully twirled round a very uninviting specimen of
some fabulous havanna, moistened it all over, as a boa-constrictor may do
the ox he prepares for deglutition, bit off one end, and lighting the
other from a little machine for that purpose which he drew from his
pocket, he was soon absorbed in a vigorous effort (which the damp
inherent in the weed long resisted) to poison the surrounding atmosphere.
Therewith the young gentleman, either from emulation or in self-defence,
extracted from his own pouch a cigar-case of notable elegance,--being of
velvet, embroidered apparently by some fair hand, for "From Juliet" was
very legibly worked thereon,--selected a cigar of better appearance than
that in favor with his comrade, and seemed quite as familiar with the
tobacco as he had been with the brandy.

"Fast, sir, fast lad that," quoth Mr. Peacock, in the short gasps which
his resolute struggle with his uninviting victim alone permitted;
"nothing but [puff, puff] your true [suck, suck] syl--syl--sylva--does
for him. Out, by the Lord! the jaws of darkness have devoured it up;'"
and again Mr. Peacock applied to his phosphoric machine. This time
patience and perseverance succeeded, and the heart of the cigar responded
by a dull red spark (leaving the sides wholly untouched) to the
indefatigable ardor of its wooer.

This feat accomplished, Mr. Peacock exclaimed triumphantly: "And now,
what say you, my lads, to a game at cards? Three of us,--whist and a
dummy; nothing better, eh?" As he spoke, he produced from his coat-pocket
a red silk handkerchief, a bunch of keys, a nightcap, a tooth-brush, a
piece of shaving-soap, four lumps of sugar, the remains of a bun, a
razor, and a pack of cards. Selecting the last, and returning its motley
accompaniments to the abyss whence they had emerged, he turned up, with a
jerk of his thumb and finger, the knave of clubs, and placing it on the
top of the rest, slapped the cards emphatically on the table.

"You are very good, but I don't know whist," said I.

"Not know whist--not been to a play--not smoke! Then pray tell me, young
man," said he majestically, and with a frown, "what on earth you do

Much consternated by this direct appeal, and greatly ashamed of my
ignorance of the cardinal points of erudition in Mr. Peacock's
estimation, I hung my head and looked down.

"That is right," renewed Mr. Peacock, more benignly; "you have the
ingenuous shame of youth. It is promising, sir; 'lowliness is young
ambition's ladder,' as the Swan says. Mount the first step, and learn
whist,--sixpenny points to begin with."

Notwithstanding any newness in actual life, I had had the good fortune to
learn a little of the way before me, by those much-slandered guides
called novels,--works which are often to the inner world what maps are to
the outer; and sundry recollections of "Gil Blas" and the "Vicar of
Wakefield" came athwart me. I had no wish to emulate the worthy Moses,
and felt that I might not have even the shagreen spectacles to boast of
in my negotiations with this new Mr. Jenkinson. Accordingly, shaking my
head, I called for my bill. As I took out my purse,--knit by my
mother,--with one gold piece in one corner, and sundry silver ones in the
other, I saw that the eyes of Mr. Peacock twinkled.

"Poor spirit, sir! poor spirit, young man! 'This avarice sticks deep,' as
the Swan beautifully observes. 'Nothing venture, nothing have.'"

"Nothing have, nothing venture," I returned, plucking up spirit.

"Nothing have! Young sir, do you doubt my solidity--my capital--my
'golden joys'?"

"Sir, I spoke of myself. I am not rich enough to gamble."

"Gamble!" exclaimed Mr. Peacock, in virtuous indignation--"gamble! what
do you mean, sir? You insult me!" and he rose threateningly, and slapped
his white hat on his wig. "Pshaw! let him alone, Hal," said the boy,
contemptuously. "Sir, if he is impertinent, thrash him." (This was to
me.) "Impertinent! thrash!" exclaimed Mr. Peacock, waxing very red; but
catching the sneer on his companion's lip, he sat down, and subsided into
sullen silence.

Meanwhile I paid my bill. This duty--rarely a cheerful one--performed, I
looked round for my knapsack, and perceived that it was in the boy's
hands. He was very coolly reading the address, which, in case of
accidents, I prudently placed on it: "Pisistratus Caxton,
Esq.,--Hotel,--Street, Strand."

I took my knapsack from him, more surprised at such a breach of good
manners in a young gentleman who knew life so well, than I should have
been at a similar error on the part of Mr. Peacock. He made no apology,
but nodded farewell, and stretched himself at full length on the bench.
Mr. Peacock, now absorbed in a game of patience, vouchsafed no return to
my parting salutation, and in another moment I was alone on the
high-road. My thoughts turned long upon the young man I had left; mixed
with a sort of instinctive compassionate foreboding of an ill future for
one with such habits and in such companionship, I felt an involuntary
admiration, less even for his good looks than his ease, audacity, and the
careless superiority he assumed over a comrade so much older than

The day twas far gone when I saw the spires of a town at which I intended
to rest for the night. The horn of a coach behind made me turn my head,
and as the vehicle passed me, I saw on the outside Mr. Peacock, still
struggling with a cigar,--it could scarcely be the same,--and his young
friend stretched on the roof amongst the luggage, leaning his handsome
head on his hand, and apparently unobservant both of me and every one


I am apt--judging egotistically, perhaps, from my own experience-to
measure a young man's chance of what is termed practical success in life
by what may seem at first two very vulgar qualities; viz., his
inquisitiveness and his animal vivacity. A curiosity which springs
forward to examine everything new to his information; a nervous activity,
approaching to restlessness, which rarely allows bodily fatigue to
interfere with some object in view,--constitute, in my mind, very
profitable stock-in-hand to begin the world with.

Tired as I was, after I had performed my ablutions and refreshed myself
in the little coffee-room of the inn at which I put up, with the
pedestrian's best beverage, familiar and oft calumniated tea, I could not
resist the temptation of the broad, bustling street, which, lighted with
gas, shone on me through the dim windows of the coffee-room. I had never
before seen a large town, and the contrast of lamp-lit, busy night in the
streets, with sober, deserted night in the lanes and fields, struck me

I sauntered out, therefore, jostling and jostled, now gazing at the
windows, now hurried along the tide of life, till I found myself before a
cookshop, round which clustered a small knot of housewives, citizens, and
hungry-looking children. While contemplating this group, and marvelling
how it comes to pass that the staple business of earth's majority is how,
when, and where to eat, my ear was struck with "'In Troy there lies the
scene,' as the illustrious Will remarks."

Looking round, I perceived Mr. Peacock pointing his stick towards an open
doorway next to the cookshop, the hall beyond which was lighted with gas,
while painted in black letters on a pane of glass over the door was the
word "Billiards."

Suiting the action to the word, the speaker plunged at once into the
aperture, and vanished. The boy-companion was following more slowly, when
his eye caught mine. A slight blush came over his dark cheek; he stopped,
and leaning against the door-jambs, gazed on me hard and long before he
said: "Well met again, sir! You find it hard to amuse yourself in this
dull place; the nights are long out of London."

"Oh!" said I, ingenuously, "everything here amuses me,--the lights, the
shops, the crowd; but, then, to me everything is new."

The youth came from his lounging-place and moved on, as if inviting me to
walk; while he answered, rather with bitter sullenness than the
melancholy his words expressed,--

"One thing, at least, cannot be new to you,--it is an old truth with us
before we leave the nursery: 'Whatever is worth having must be bought;'
ergo, he who cannot buy, has nothing worth having."

"I don't think," said I, wisely, "that the things best worth having can
be bought at all. You see that poor dropsical jeweller standing before
his shop-door: his shop is the finest in the street, and I dare say he
would be very glad to give it to you or me in return for our good health
and strong legs. Oh, no! I think with my father: 'All that are worth
having are given to all,'--that is, Nature and labor."

"Your father says that; and you go by what your father says? Of course,
all fathers have preached that, and many other good doctrines, since Adam
preached to Cain; but I don't see that the fathers have found their sons
very credulous listeners."

"So much the worse for the sons," said I, bluntly. "Nature," continued my
new acquaintance, without attending to my ejaculation,--"Nature indeed
does give us much, and Nature also orders each of us how to use her
gifts. If Nature give you the propensity to drudge, you will drudge; if
she give me the ambition to rise, and the contempt for work, I may
rise,--but I certainly shall not work."

"Oh," said I, "you agree with Squills, I suppose, and fancy we are all
guided by the bumps on our foreheads?"

"And the blood in our veins, and our mothers' milk. We inherit other
things besides gout and consumption. So you always do as your father
tells you! Good boy!"

I was piqued. Why we should be ashamed of being taunted for goodness, I
never could understand; but certainly I felt humbled. However, I answered
sturdily: "If you had as good a father as I have, you would not think it
so very extraordinary to do as he tells you."

"Ah! so he is a very good father, is he? He must have a great trust in
your sobriety and steadiness to let you wander about the world as he

"I am going to join him in London."

"In London! Oh, does he live there?"

"He is going to live there for some time."

"Then perhaps we may meet. I too am going to town."

"Oh, we shall be sure to meet there!" said I, with frank gladness; for my
interest in the young man was not diminished by his conversation, however
much I disliked the sentiments it expressed.

The lad laughed, and his laugh was peculiar,--it was low, musical, but
hollow and artificial.

"Sure to meet! London is a large place: where shall you be found?"

I gave him, without scruple, the address of the hotel at which I expected
to find my father, although his deliberate inspection of my knapsack must
already have apprised him of that address. He listened attentively, and
repeated it twice over, as if to impress it on his memory; and we both
walked on in silence, till, turning up a small passage, we suddenly found
ourselves in a large churchyard,--a flagged path stretched diagonally
across it towards the market-place, on which it bordered. In this
churchyard, upon a gravestone, sat a young Savoyard; his hurdy-gurdy, or
whatever else his instrument might be called, was on his lap; and he was
gnawing his crust and feeding some poor little white mice (standing on
their hind legs on the hurdy-gurdy) as merrily as if he had chosen the
gayest resting-place in the world.

We both stopped. The Savoyard, seeing us, put his arch head on one side,
showed all his white teeth in that happy smile so peculiar to his race,
and in which poverty seems to beg so blithely, and gave the handle of his
instrument a turn. "Poor child!" said I.

"Aha, you pity him! but why? According to your rule, Mr. Caxton, he is
not so much to be pitied; the dropsical jeweller would give him as much
for his limbs and health as for ours! How is it--answer me, son of so
wise a father--that no one pities the dropsical jeweller, and all pity
the healthy Savoyard? It is, sir, because there is a stern truth which is
stronger than all Spartan lessons,--Poverty is the master-ill of the
world. Look round. Does poverty leave its signs over the graves? Look at
that large tomb fenced round; read that long inscription: 'Virtue'--'best
of husbands'--'affectionate father'--'inconsolable grief'-'sleeps in the
joyful hope,' etc. Do you suppose these stoneless mounds hide no dust of
what were men just as good? But no epitaph tells their virtues, bespeaks
their wifes' grief, or promises joyful hope to them!"

"Does it matter? Does God care for the epitaph and tombstone?"

"Datemi qualche cosa!" said the Savoyard, in his touching patois, still
smiling, and holding out his little hand; therein I dropped a small coin.
The boy evinced his gratitude by a new turn of the hurdy-gurdy.

"That is not labor," said my companion; "and had you found him at work,
you had given him nothing. I, too, have my instrument to play upon, and
my mice to see after. Adieu!"

He waved his hand, and strode irreverently over the graves back in the
direction we had come.

I stood before the fine tomb with its fine epitaph: the Savoyard looked
at me wistfully.


The Savoyard looked at me wistfully. I wished to enter into conversation
with him. That was not easy. However, I began.

Pisistratus.--"You must be often hungry enough, my poor boy. Do the mice
feed you?"

Savoyard puts his head on one side, shakes it, and strokes his mice.

Pisistratus.-"You are very fond of the mice; they are your only friends,
I fear."

Savoyard evidently understanding Pisistratus, rubs his face gently
against the mice, then puts them softly down on a grave, and gives a turn
to the hurdy-gurdy. The mice play unconcernedly over the grave.

Pisistratus, pointing first to the beasts, then to the
instrument.--"Which do you like best, the mice or the hurdygurdy?"

Savoyard shows his teeth--considers--stretches himself on the grass-plays
with the mice--and answers volubly. Pisistratus, by the help of Latin
comprehending that the Savoyard says that the mice are alive, and the
hurdy-gurdy is not.--"Yes, a live friend is better than a dead one.
Mortua est hurdy-gurda!"

Savoyard shakes his head vehemently.--"No--no, Eccellenza, non e morta!"
and strikes up a lively air on the slandered instrument. The Savoyard's
face brightens-he looks happy; the mice run from the grave into his
bosom. Pisistratus, affected, and putting the question in Latin.--"Have
you a father?"

Savoyard with his face overcast.--"No, Eccellenza!" then pausing a
little, he says briskly, "Si, si!" and plays a solemn air on the
hurdy-gurdy--stops--rests one hand on the instrument, and raises the
other to heaven.

Pisistratus understands: the father is like the hurdygurdy, at once dead
and living. The mere form is a dead thing, but the music lives.
Pisistratus drops another small piece of silver on the ground, and turns

God help and God bless thee, Savoyard! Thou hast done Pisistratus all the
good in the world. Thou hast corrected the hard wisdom of the young
gentleman in the velveteen jacket; Pisistratus is a better lad for having
stopped to listen to thee.

I regained the entrance to the churchyard, I looked back; there sat the
Savoyard still amidst men's graves, but under God's sky. He was still
looking at me wistfully; and when he caught my eye, he pressed his hand
to his heart and smiled. God help and God bless thee, young Savoyard!



In setting off the next morning, the Boots, whose heart I had won by an
extra sixpence for calling me betimes, good-naturedly informed me that I
might save a mile of the journey, and have a very pleasant walk into the
bargain, if I took the footpath through a gentleman's park, the lodge of
which I should see about seven miles from the town.

"And the grounds are showed too," said the Boots, "if so be you has a
mind to stay and see 'em. But don't you go to the gardener,--he'll want
half a crown; there's an old 'Oman at the lodge who will show you all
that's worth seeing--the walks and the big cascade--for a tizzy. You may
make use of my name," he added proudly,--"Bob, boots at the 'Lion.' She
be a haunt o' mine, and she minds them that come from me perticklerly."

Not doubting that the purest philanthropy actuated these counsels, I
thanked my shock-headed friend, and asked carelessly to whom the park

"To Muster Trevanion, the great parliament man," answered the Boots. "You
has heard o' him, I guess, sir?"

I shook my head, surprised every hour more and more to find how very
little there was in it.

"They takes in the 'Moderate Man's Journal' at the 'Lamb:' and they say
in the tap there that he's one of the cleverest chaps in the House o'
Commons," continued the Boots, in a confidential whisper. "But we takes
in the 'People's Thunderbolt' at the 'Lion,' and we knows better this
Muster Trevanion: he is but a trimmer,--milk and water,--no horator,--not
the right sort; you understand?" Perfectly satisfied that I understood
nothing about it, I smiled, and said, "Oh, yes!" and slipping on my
knapsack, commenced my adventures, the Boots bawling after me, "Mind,
sir, you tells haunt I sent you!"

The town was only languidly putting forth symptoms of returning life as I
strode through the streets; a pale, sickly, unwholesome look on the face
of the slothful Phoebus had succeeded the feverish hectic of the past
night; the artisans whom I met glided by me haggard and dejected; a few
early shops were alone open; one or two drunken men, emerging from the
lanes, sallied homeward with broken pipes in their mouths; bills, with
large capitals, calling attention to "Best family teas at 4s. a pound;"
"The arrival of Mr. Sloinan's caravan of wild beasts;" and Dr. Do'em's
"Paracelsian Pills of Immortality," stared out dull and uncheering from
the walls of tenantless, dilapidated houses in that chill sunrise which
favors no illusion. I was glad when I had left the town behind me, and
saw the reapers in the corn-fields, and heard the chirp of the birds. I
arrived at the lodge of which the Boots had spoken,--a pretty rustic
building half-concealed by a belt of plantations, with two large iron
gates for the owner's friends, and a small turn-stile for the public,
who, by some strange neglect on his part, or sad want of interest with
the neighboring magistrates, had still preserved a right to cross the
rich man's domains and look on his grandeur, limited to compliance with a
reasonable request, mildly stated on the notice-board, "to keep to the
paths." As it was not yet eight o'clock, I had plenty of time before me
to see the grounds; and profiting by the economical hint of the Boots, I
entered the lodge and inquired for the old lady who was haunt to Mr. Bob.
A young woman, who was busied in preparing breakfast, nodded with great
civility to this request, and hastening to a bundle of clothes which I
then perceived in the corner, she cried, "Grandmother, here's a gentleman
to see the cascade."

The bundle of clothes then turned round and exhibited a human
countenance, which lighted up with great intelligence as the
granddaughter, turning to me, said with simplicity. "She's old, honest
cretur, but she still likes to earn a sixpence, sir;" and taking a
crutch-staff in her hand, while her granddaughter put a neat bonnet on
her head, this industrious gentlewoman sallied out at a pace which
surprised me.

I attempted to enter into conversation with my guide; but she did not
seem much inclined to be sociable, and the beauty of the glades and
groves which now spread before my eyes reconciled me to silence.

I have seen many fine places since then, but I do not remember to have
seen a landscape more beautiful in its peculiar English character than
that which I now gazed on. It had none of the feudal characteristics of
ancient parks, with giant oaks, fantastic pollards, glens covered with
fern, and deer grouped upon the slopes; on the contrary, in spite of some
fine trees, chiefly beech, the impression conveyed was, that it was a new
place,--a made place. You might see ridges on the lawns which showed
where hedges had been removed; the pastures were parcelled out in
divisions by new wire fences; young plantations, planned with exquisite
taste, but without the venerable formality of avenues and quin-cunxes, by
which you know the parks that date from Elizabeth and James, diversified
the rich extent of verdure; instead of deer, were short-horned cattle of
the finest breed, sheep that would have won the prize at an agricultural
show. Everywhere there was the evidence of improvement, energy, capital,
but capital clearly not employed for the mere purpose of return. The
ornamental was too conspicuously predominant amidst the lucrative not to
say eloquently: "The owner is willing to make the most of his land, but
not the most of his money."

But the old woman's eagerness to earn sixpence had impressed me
unfavorably as to the character of the master. "Here," thought I, "are
all the signs of riches; and yet this poor old woman, living on the very
threshold of opulence, is in want of a sixpence."

These surmises, in the indulgence of which I piqued myself on my
penetration, were strengthened into convictions by the few sentences
which I succeeded at last in eliciting from the old woman.

"Mr. Trevanion must be a rich man?" said I. "Oh, ay, rich eno'!" grumbled
my guide.

"And," said I, surveying the extent of shrubbery or dressed ground
through which our way wound, now emerging into lawns and glades, now
belted by rare garden-trees, now (as every inequality of the ground was
turned to advantage in the landscape) sinking into the dell, now climbing
up the slopes, and now confining the view to some object of graceful art
or enchanting Nature,--"and," said I, "he must employ many hands here:
plenty of work, eh?"

"Ay, ay! I don't say that he don't find work for those who want it. But
it ain't the same place it wor in my day."

"You remember it in other hands, then?"

"Ay, ay! When the Hogtons had it, honest folk! My good man was the
gardener,--none of those set-Lip fine gentlemen who can't put hand to a

Poor faithful old woman!

I began to hate the unknown proprietor. Here clearly was some mushroom
usurper who had bought out the old simple, hospitable family, neglected
its ancient servants, left them to earn tizzies by showing waterfalls,
and insulted their eyes by his selfish wealth.

"There's the water all spilt,--it warn't so in my day," said the guide.

A rivulet, whose murmur I had long heard, now stole suddenly into view,
and gave to the scene the crowning charm. As, relapsing into silence, we
tracked its sylvan course, under dripping chestnuts and shady limes, the
house itself emerged on the opposite side,--a modern building of white
stone, with the noblest Corinthian portico I ever saw in this country.

"A fine house indeed," said I. "Is Mr. Trevanion here much?"

"Ay, ay! I don't mean to say that he goes away altogether, but it ain't
as it wor in my day, when the Hogtons lived here all the year round in
their warm house,--not that one."

Good old woman, and these poor banished Hogtons, thought I,--hateful
parvenu! I was pleased when a curve in the shrubberies shut out the house
from view, though in reality bringing us nearer to it. And the boasted
cascade, whose roar I had heard for some moments, came in sight.

Amidst the Alps, such a waterfall would have been insignificant, but
contrasting ground highly dressed, with no other bold features, its
effect was striking, and even grand. The banks were here narrowed and
compressed; rocks, partly natural, partly no doubt artificial, gave a
rough aspect to the margin; and the cascade fell from a considerable
height into rapid waters, which my guide mumbled out were "mortal deep."

"There wor a madman leapt over where you be standing," said the old
woman, "two years ago last June."

"A madman! why," said I, observing, with an eye practised in the
gymnasium of the Hellenic Institute, the narrow space of the banks over
the gulf,--"why, my good lady, it need not be a madman to perform that

And so saying, with one of those sudden impulses which it would be wrong
to ascribe to the noble quality of courage, I drew back a few steps, and
cleared the abyss. But when from the other side I looked back at what I
had done, and saw that failure had been death, a sickness came over me,
and I felt as if I would not have releapt the gulf to become lord of the

"And how am I to get back?" said I, in a forlorn voice to the old woman,
who stood staring at me on the other side. "Ah! I see there is a bridge

"But you can't go over the bridge, there's a gate on it; master keeps the
key himself. You are in the private grounds now. Dear, dear! the squire
would be so angry if he knew. You must go back; and they'll see you from
the house! Dear me! dear, dear! What shall I do? Can't you leap back

Moved by these piteous exclamations, and not wishing to subject the poor
old lady to the wrath of a master evidently an unfeeling tyrant, I
resolved to pluck up courage and releap the dangerous abyss.

"Oh, yes, never fear," said I, therefore. "What's been done once ought to
be done twice, if needful. Just get out of my way, will you?"

And I receded several paces over a ground much too rough to favor my run
for a spring. But my heart knocked against my ribs. I felt that impulse
can do wonders where preparation fails.

"You had best be quick, then," said the old woman.

Horrid old woman! I began to esteem her less. I set my teeth, and was
about to rush on, when a voice close beside me said,--

"Stay, young man; I will let you through the gate."

I turned round sharply, and saw close by my side, in great wonder that I
had not seen him before, a man, whose homely (but not working) dress
seemed to intimate his station as that of the head-gardener, of whom my
guide had spoken. He was seated on a stone under a chestnut-tree, with an
ugly cur at his feet, who snarled at me as I turned.

"Thank you, my man," said I, joyfully. "I confess frankly that I was very
much afraid of that leap."

"Ho! Yet you said, what can be done once can be done twice."

"I did not say it could be done, but ought to be done."

"Humph! That's better put."

Here the man rose; the dog came and smelt my legs, and then, as if
satisfied with my respectability, wagged the stump of his tail.

I looked across the waterfall for the old woman, and to my surprise saw
her hobbling back as fast as she could. "Ah!" said I, laughing, "the poor
old thing is afraid you'll tell her master,--for you're the head
gardener, I suppose? But I am the only person to blame. Pray say that, if
you mention the circumstance at all!" and I drew out half a crown, which
I proffered to my new conductor.

He put back the money with a low "Humph! not amiss." Then, in a louder
voice, "No occasion to bribe me, young man; I saw it all."

"I fear your master is rather hard to the poor Hogtons' old servants."

"Is he? Oh! humph! my master. Mr. Trevanion you mean?"


"Well, I dare say people say so. This is the way." And he led me down a
little glen away from the fall. Everybody must have observed that after
he has incurred or escaped a great danger, his spirits rise wonderfully;
he is in a state of pleasing excitement. So it was with me. I talked to
the gardener a coeur ouvert, as the French say; and I did not observe
that his short monosyllables in rejoinder all served to draw out my
little history,--my journey, its destination, my schooling under Dr.
Herman, and my father's Great Book. I was only made somewhat suddenly
aware of the familiarity that had sprung up between us when, just as,
having performed a circuitous meander, we regained the stream and stood
before an iron gate set in an arch of rock-work, my companion said
simply: "And your name, young gentleman? What's your name?"

I hesitated a moment; but having heard that such communications were
usually made by the visitors of show places, I answered: "Oh! a very
venerable one, if your master is what they call a bibliomaniac--Caxton."

"Caxton!" cried the gardener, with some vivacity; "there is a Cumberland
family of that name--"

"That's mine; and my Uncle Roland is the head of that family."

"And you are the son of Augustine Caxton?"

"I am. You have heard of my dear father, then?"

"We will not pass by the gate now. Follow me,--this way;" and my guide,
turning abruptly round, strode up a narrow path, and the house stood a
hundred yards before me ere I recovered my surprise.

"Pardon me," said I, "but where are we going, my good friend?"

"Good friend, good friend! Well said, sir. You are going amongst good
friends. I was at college with your father; I loved him well. I knew a
little of your uncle too. My name is Trevanion."

Blind young fool that I was! The moment my guide told his name, I was
struck with amazement at my unaccountable mistake. The small,
insignificant figure took instant dignity; the homely dress, of rough
dark broadcloth, was the natural and becoming dishabille of a country
gentleman in his own demesnes. Even the ugly cur became a Scotch terrier
of the rarest breed.

My guide smiled good-naturedly at my stupor; and patting me on the
shoulder, said,--

"It is the gardener you must apologize to, not me. He is a very handsome
fellow, six feet high."

I had not found my tongue before we had ascended a broad flight of stairs
under the portico, passed a spacious hall adorned with statues and
fragrant with large orange-trees, and, entering a small room hung with
pictures, in which were arranged all the appliances for breakfast, my
companion said to a lady, who rose from behind the tea-urn: "My dear
Ellinor, I introduce to you the son of our old friend Augustine Caxton.
Make him stay with us as long as he can. Young gentleman, in Lady Ellinor
Trevanion think that you see one whom you ought to know well; family
friendships should descend."

My host said these last words in an imposing tone, and then pounced on a
letter-bag on the table, drew forth an immense heap of letters and
newspapers, threw himself into an armchair, and seemed perfectly
forgetful of my existence.

The lady stood a moment in mute surprise, and I saw that she changed
color from pale to red, and red to pale, before she came forward with the
enchanting grace of unaffected kindness, took me by the hand, drew me to
a seat next to her own, and asked so cordially after my father, my uncle,
my whole family, that in five minutes I felt myself at home. Lady Ellinor
listened with a smile (though with moistened eyes, which she wiped every
now and then) to my artless details. At length she said,--

"Have you never heard your father speak of me,--I mean of us; of the

"Never," said I, bluntly; "and that would puzzle me, only my dear father,
you know, is not a great talker."

"Indeed! he was very animated when I knew him," said Lady Ellinor; and
she turned her head and sighed.

At this moment there entered a young lady so fresh, so blooming, so
lovely that every other thought vanished out of my head at once. She came
in singing, as gay as a bird, and seeming to my adoring sight quite as
native to the skies.

"Fanny," said Lady Ellinor, "shake hands with Mr. Caxton, the son of one
whom I have not seen since I was little older than you, but whom I
remember as if it were but yesterday."

Miss Fanny blushed and smiled, and held out her hand with an easy
frankness which I in vain endeavored to imitate. During breakfast, Mr.
Trevanion continued to read his letters and glance over the papers, with
an occasional ejaculation of "Pish!" "Stuff!" between the intervals in
which he mechanically swallowed his tea, or some small morsels of dry
toast. Then rising with a suddenness which characterized his movements,
he stood on his hearth for a few moments buried in thought; and now that
a large-brimmed hat was removed from his brow, and the abruptness of his
first movement, with the sedateness of his after pause, arrested my
curious attention, I was more than ever ashamed of my mistake. It was a
careworn, eager, and yet musing countenance, hollow-eyed and with deep
lines; but it was one of those faces which take dignity and refinement
from that mental cultivation which distinguishes the true aristocrat,
namely, the highly educated, acutely intelligent man. Very handsome might
that face have been in youth, for the features, though small, were
exquisitely defined; the brow, partially bald, was noble and massive, and
there was almost feminine delicacy in the curve of the lip. The whole
expression of the face was commanding, but sad. Often, as my experience
of life increased, have I thought to trace upon that expressive visage
the history of energetic ambition curbed by a fastidious philosophy and a
scrupulous conscience; but then all that I could see was a vague,
dissatisfied melancholy, which dejected me I knew not why.

Presently Trevanion returned to the table, collected his letters, moved
slowly towards the door, and vanished.

His wife's eyes followed him tenderly. Those eyes reminded me of my
mother's, as I verily believe did all eyes that expressed affection. I
crept nearer to her, and longed to press the white hand that lay so
listless before me.

"Will you walk out with us?" said Miss Trevanion, turning to me. I bowed,
and in a few minutes I found myself alone. While the ladies left me, for
their shawls and bonnets, I took up the newspapers which Mr. Trevanion
had thrown on the table, by way of something to do. My eye was caught by
his own name; it occurred often, and in all the papers. There was
contemptuous abuse in one, high eulogy in another; but one passage in a
journal that seemed to aim at impartiality, struck me so much as to
remain in my memory; and I am sure that I can still quote the sense,
though not the exact words. The paragraph ran somewhat thus:--

"In the present state of parties, our contemporaries have not unnaturally
devoted much space to the claims or demerits of Mr. Trevanion. It is a
name that stands unquestionably high in the House of Commons; but, as
unquestionably, it commands little sympathy in the country. Mr. Trevanion
is essentially and emphatically a member of parliament. He is a close and
ready debater; he is an admirable chairman in committees. Though never in
office, his long experience of public life, his gratuitous attention to
public business, have ranked him high among those practical politicians
from whom ministers are selected. A man of spotless character and
excellent intentions, no doubt, he must be considered; and in him any
cabinet would gain an honest and a useful member. There ends all we can
say in his praise. As a speaker, he wants the fire and enthusiasm which
engage the popular sympathies. He has the ear of the House, not the heart
of the country. An oracle on subjects of mere business, in the great
questions of policy he is comparatively a failure. He never embraces any
party heartily; he never espouses any question as if wholly in earnest.
The moderation on which he is said to pique himself often exhibits itself
in fastidious crotchets and an attempt at philosophical originality of
candor which has long obtained him, with his enemies, the reputation of a
trimmer. Such a man circumstances may throw into temporary power; but can
he command lasting influence? No. Let Mr. Trevanion remain in what Nature
and position assign as his proper post,--that of an upright, independent,
able member of parliament; conciliating sensible men on both sides, when
party runs into extremes. He is undone as a cabinet minister. His
scruples would break up any government; and his want of decision--when,
as in all human affairs, some errors must be conceded to obtain a great
good--would shipwreck his own fame."

I had just got to the end of this paragraph when the ladies returned.

My hostess observed the newspaper in my hand, and said, with a
constrained smile, "Some attack on Mr. Trevanion, I suppose?"

"No," said I, awkwardly; for perhaps the paragraph that appeared to me so
impartial, was the most galling attack of all,--"No, not exactly."

"I never read the papers now,--at least what are called the leading
articles; it is too painful. And once they gave me so much
pleasure,--that was when the career began, and before the fame was made."

Here Lady Ellinor opened the window which admitted on the lawn, and in a
few moments we were in that part of the pleasure-grounds which the family
reserved from the public curiosity. We passed by rare shrubs and strange
flowers, long ranges of conservatories, in which bloomed and lived all
the marvellous vegetation of Africa and the Indies.

"Mr. Trevanion is fond of flowers?" said I.

The fair Fanny laughed. "I don't think he knows one from another."

"Nor I either," said I,--"that is, when I fairly lose sight of a rose or
a hollyhock."

"The farm will interest you more," said Lady Ellinor.

We came to farm buildings recently erected, and no doubt on the most
improved principle. Lady Ellinor pointed out to me machines and
contrivances of the newest fashion for abridging labor and perfecting the
mechanical operations of agriculture.

"Ah! then Mr. Trevanion is fond of farming?" The pretty Fanny laughed

"My father is one of the great oracles in agriculture, one of the great
patrons of all its improvements; but as for being fond of farming, I
doubt if he knows his own fields when he rides through them."

We returned to the house; and Miss Trevanion, whose frank kindness had
already made too deep an impression upon the youthful heart of
Pisistratus the Second, offered to show me the picture-gallery. The
collection was confined to the works of English artists; and Miss
Trevanion pointed out to me the main attractions of the gallery.

"Well, at least Mr. Trevanion is fond of pictures?"

"Wrong again," said Fanny, shaking her arched head. "My father is said to
be an admirable judge; but he only buys pictures from a sense of
duty,--to encourage our own painters. A picture once bought, I am not
sure that he ever looks at it again."

"What does he then--" I stopped short, for I felt my meditated question
was ill-bred.

"What does he like then? you were about to say. Why, I have known him, of
course, since I could know anything; but I have never yet discovered what
my father does like. No,--not even politics; though he lives for politics
alone. You look puzzled; you will know him better some day, I hope; but
you will never solve the mystery--what Mr. Trevanion likes."

"You are wrong," said Lady Ellinor, who had followed us into the room,
unheard by us. "I can tell you what your father does more than
like,--what he loves and serves every hour of his noble life,--justice,
beneficence, honor, and his country. A man who loves these may be excused
for indifference to the last geranium or the newest plough, or even
(though that offends you more, Fanny) the freshest masterpiece by
Lanseer, or the latest fashion honored by Miss Trevanion."

"Mamma!" said Fanny, and the tears sprang to her eyes. But Lady Ellinor
looked to me sublime as she spoke, her eyes kindled, her breast heaved.
The wife taking the husband's part against the child, and comprehending
so well what the child felt not, despite its experience of every day, and
what the world would never know, despite all the vigilance of its praise
and its blame, was a picture, to my taste, finer than any in the

Her face softened as she saw the tears in Fanny's bright hazel eyes; she
held out her hand, which her child kissed tenderly; and whispering, "'T
is not the giddy word you must go by, mamma, or there will be something
to forgive every minute," Miss Trevanion glided from the room.

"Have you a sister?" asked Lady Ellinor.


"And Trevanion has no son," she said, mournfully. The blood rushed to my
cheeks. Oh, young fool again! We were both silent, when the door opened,
and Mr. Trevanion entered. "Humph!" said he, smiling as he saw me,--and
his smile was charming, though rare. "Humph, young sir, I came to seek
for you,--I have been rude, I fear; pardon it. That thought has only just
occurred to me, so I left my Blue Books, and my amanuensis hard at work
on them, to ask you to come out for half an hour,--just half an hour, it
is all I can give you: a deputation at one! You dine and sleep here, of

"Ah, sir, my mother will be so uneasy if I am not in town to-night!"

"Pooh!" said the member; "I'll send an express."

"Oh, no indeed; thank you."

"Why not?"

I hesitated. "You see, sir, that my father and mother are both new to
London; and though I am new too, yet they may want me,--I may be of use."
Lady Ellinor put her hand on my head and sleeked down my hair as I spoke.

"Right, young man, right; you will do in the world, wrong as that is. I
don't mean that you'll succeed, as the rogues say,--that's another
question; but if you don't rise, you'll not fall. Now put on your hat and
come with me; we'll walk to the lodge,--you will be in time for a coach."

I took my leave of Lady Ellinor, and longed to say something about
"compliments to Miss Fanny;" but the words stuck in my throat, and my
host seemed impatient.

"We must see you soon again," said Lady Ellinor, kindly, as she followed
us to the door.

Mr. Trevanion walked on briskly and in silence, one hand in his bosom,
the other swinging carelessly a thick walkingstick.

"But I must go round by the bridge," said I, "for I forgot my knapsack. I
threw it off when I made my leap, and the old lady certainly never took
charge of it."

"Come, then, this way. How old are you?"

"Seventeen and a half."

"You know Latin and Greek as they know them at schools, I suppose?"

"I think I know them pretty well, sir."

"Does your father say so?"

"Why, my father is fastidious; however, he owns that he is satisfied on
the whole."

"So am I, then. Mathematics?"

"A little."


Here the conversation dropped for some time. I had found and restrapped
the knapsack, and we were near the lodge, when Mr. Trevanion said
abruptly, "Talk, my young friend, talk; I like to hear you talk,--it
refreshes me. Nobody has talked naturally to me these last ten years."

The request was a complete damper to my ingenuous eloquence; I could not
have talked naturally now for the life of me.

"I made a mistake, I see," said my companion, good-humoredly, noticing my
embarrassment. "Here we are at the lodge. The coach will be by in five
minutes: you can spend that time in hearing the old woman praise the
Hogtons and abuse me. And hark you, sir, never care three straws for
praise or blame,--leather and prunella! Praise and blame are here!" and
he struck his hand upon his breast with almost passionate emphasis. "Take
a specimen. These Hogtons were the bane of the place,--uneducated and
miserly; their land a wilderness, their village a pig-sty. I come, with
capital and intelligence; I redeem the soil, I banish pauperism, I
civilize all around me: no merit in me, I am but a type of capital guided
by education,--a machine. And yet the old woman is not the only one who
will hint to you that the Hogtons were angels, and myself the usual
antithesis to angels. And what is more, sir, because that old woman, who
has ten shillings a week from me, sets her heart upon earning her
sixpences,--and I give her that privileged luxury,--every visitor she
talks to goes away with the idea that I, the rich Mr. Trevanion, let her
starve on what she can pick up from the sightseers. Now, does that
signify a jot? Good-by! Tell your father his old friend must see
him,--profit by his calm wisdom; his old friend is a fool sometimes, and
sad at heart. When you are settled, send me a line to St. James's Square,
to say where you are. Humph! that's enough."

Mr. Trevanion wrung my hand, and strode off.

I did not wait for the coach, but proceeded towards the turn-stile, where
the old woman (who had either seen, or scented from a distance that tizzy
of which I was the impersonation),--

   "Hushed in grim repose, did wait her morning prey."

My opinions as to her sufferings and the virtues of the departed Ho-tons
somewhat modified, I contented myself with dropping into her open palm
the exact sum virtually agreed on. But that palm still remained open, and
the fingers of the other clawed hold of me as I stood, impounded in the
curve of the turn-stile, like a cork in a patent corkscrew.

"And threepence for nephy Bob," said the old lady.

"Threepence for nephew Bob, and why?"

"It is his parquisites when he recommends a gentleman. You would not have
me pay out of my own earnings; for he will have it, or he'll ruin my
bizziness. Poor folk must be paid for their trouble."

Obdurate to this appeal, and mentally consigning Bob to a master whose
feet would be all the handsomer for boots, I threaded the stile and

Towards evening I reached London. Who ever saw London for the first time
and was not disappointed? Those long suburbs melting indefinably away
into the capital forbid all surprise. The gradual is a great
disenchanter. I thought it prudent to take a hackney-coach, and so jolted
my way to the Hotel, the door of which was in a small street out of the
Strand, though the greater part of the building faced that noisy
thoroughfare. I found my father in a state of great discomfort in a
little room, which he paced up and down like a lion new caught in his
cage. My poor mother was full of complaints: for the first time in her
life, I found her indisputably crossish. It was an ill time to relate my

I had enough to do to listen. They had all day been hunting for lodgings
in vain. My father's pocket had been picked of a new India handkerchief.
Primmins, who ought to know London so well, knew nothing about it, and
declared it was turned topsy-turvy, and all the streets had changed
names. The new silk umbrella, left for five minutes unguarded in the
hall, had been exchanged for an old gingham with three holes in it.

It was not till my mother remembered that if she did not see herself that
my bed was well aired I should certainly lose the use of my limbs, and
therefore disappeared with Primmins and a pert chambermaid, who seemed to
think we gave more trouble than we were worth, that I told my father of
my new acquaintance with Mr. Trevanion.

He did not seem to listen to me till I got to the name "Trevanion." He
then became very pale, and sat down quietly. "Go on," said he, observing
I stopped to look at him.

When I had told all, and given him the kind messages with which I had
been charged by husband and wife, he smiled faintly; and then, shading
his face with his hand, he seemed to muse, not cheerfully, perhaps, for I
heard him sigh once or twice.

"And Ellinor," said he at last, without looking up,--"Lady Ellinor, I
mean; she is very--very--"

"Very what, sir?"

"Very handsome still?"

"Handsome! Yes, handsome, certainly; but I thought more of her manner
than her face. And then Fanny, Miss Fanny, is so young!"

"Ah!" said my father, murmuring in Greek the celebrated lines of which
Pope's translation is familiar to all,--

   "'Like leaves on trees, the race of man is found, Now green   in
   youth, now withering on the ground.'

"Well, so they wish to see me. Did Ellinor--Lady Ellinor--say that, or
her--her husband?"

"Her husband, certainly; Lady Ellinor rather implied than said it."

"We shall see," said my father. "Open the window; this room is stifling."

I opened the window, which looked on the Strand. The noise, the voices,
the trampling feet, the rolling wheels, became loudly audible. My father
leaned out for some moments, and I stood by his side. He turned to me
with a serene face. "Every ant on the hill," said he, "carries its load,
and its home is but made by the burden that it bears. How happy am I! how
I should bless God! How light my burden! how secure my home!"

My mother came in as he ceased. He went up to her, put his arm round her
waist and kissed her. Such caresses with him had not lost their tender
charm by custom: my mother's brow, before somewhat ruffled, grew smooth
on the instant. Yet she lifted her eyes to his in soft surprise.

"I was but thinking," said my father, apologetically, "how much I owed
you, and how much I love you!"


And now behold us, three days after my arrival, settled in all the state
and grandeur of our own house in Russell Street, Bloomsbury, the library
of the Museum close at hand. My father spends his mornings in those lata
silentia, as Virgil calls the world beyond the grave. And a world beyond
the grave we may well call that land of the ghosts,--a book collection.

"Pisistratus," said my father one evening, as he arranged his notes
before him and rubbed his spectacles, "Pisistratus, a great library is an
awful place! There, are interred all the remains of men since the Flood."

"It is a burial-place!" quoth my Uncle Roland, who had that day found us

"Please, not such hard words," said the Captain, shaking his head.

"Heraclea was the city of necromancers, in which they raised the dead. Do
want to speak to Cicero?--I invoke him. Do I want to chat in the
Athenian market-place, and hear news two thousand years old?--I write
down my charm on a slip of paper, and a grave magician calls me up
Aristophanes. And we owe all this to our ancest--"

"Ancestors who wrote books; thank you."

Here Roland offered his snuff-box to my father, who, abhorring snuff,
benignly imbibed a pinch, and sneezed five times in consequence,--an
excuse for Uncle Roland to say, which he did five times, with great
unction, "God bless you, brother Austin!"

As soon as my father had recovered himself, he proceeded, with tears in
his eyes, but calm as before the interruption--for he was of the
philosophy of the Stoics,--

"But it is not that which is awful. It is the presuming to vie with these
`spirits elect;' to say to them, 'Make way,--I too claim place with the
chosen. I too would confer with the living, centuries after the death
that consumes my dust. I too--' Ah, Pisistratus! I wish Uncle Jack had
been at Jericho before he had brought me up to London and placed me in
the midst of those rulers of the world!"

I was busy, while my father spoke, in making some pendent shelves for
these "spirits elect;" for my mother, always provident where my father's
comforts were concerned, had foreseen the necessity of some such
accommodation in a hired lodging-house, and had not only carefully
brought up to town my little box of tools, but gone out herself that
morning to buy the raw materials. Checking the plane in its progress over
the smooth deal, "My dear father," said I, "if at the Philhellenic
Institute I had looked with as much awe as you do on the big fellows that
had gone before me, I should have stayed, to all eternity, the lag of the
Infant Division."

"Pisistratus, you are as great an agitator as your namesake," cried my
father, smiling. "And so, a fig for the big fellows!"

And now my mother entered in her pretty evening cap, all smiles and good
humor, having just arranged a room for Uncle Roland, concluded
advantageous negotiations with the laundress, held high council with Mrs.
Primmins on the best mode of defeating the extortions of London
tradesmen, and, pleased with herself and all the world, she kissed my
father's forehead as it bent over his notes, and came to the tea-table,
which only waited its presiding deity. My Uncle Roland, with his usual
gallantry, started up, kettle in hand (our own urn--for we had one--not
being yet unpacked), and having performed with soldier-like method the
chivalrous office thus volunteered, he joined me at my employment, and

"There is a better steel for the hands of a well-born lad than a
carpenter's plane."

"Aha! Uncle--that depends--"

"Depends! What on?"

"On the use one makes of it. Peter the Great was better employed in
making ships than Charles XII. in cutting throats."

"Poor Charles XII.!" said my uncle, sighing pathetically; "a very brave

"Pity he did not like the ladies a little better!"

"No man is perfect!" said my uncle, sententiously. "But, seriously, you
are now the male hope of the family; you are now-" My uncle stopped, and
his face darkened. I saw that he thought of his son,--that mysterious
son! And looking at him tenderly, I observed that his deep lines had
grown deeper, his iron-gray hair more gray. There was the trace of recent
suffering on his face; and though he had not spoken to us a word of the
business on which he had left us, it required no penetration to perceive
that it had come to no successful issue.

My uncle resumed: "Time out of mind, every generation of our house has
given one soldier to his country. I look round now: only one branch is
budding yet on the old tree; and--"

"Ah! uncle. But what would they say? Do you think I should not like to be
a soldier? Don't tempt me!"

My uncle had recourse to his snuff-box; and at that
moment--unfortunately, perhaps, for the laurels that might otherwise have
wreathed the brows of Pisistratus of England--private conversation was
stopped by the sudden and noisy entrance of Uncle Jack. No apparition
could have been more unexpected.

"Here I am, my dear friends. How d'ye do; how are you all? Captain de
Caxton, yours heartily. Yes, I am released, thank Heaven! I have given up
the drudgery of that pitiful provincial paper. I was not made for it. An
ocean in a tea cup! I was indeed! Little, sordid, narrow interests; and
I, whose heart embraces all humanity,--you might as well turn a circle
into an isolated triangle."

"Isosceles!" said my father, sighing as he pushed aside his notes, and
very slowly becoming aware of the eloquence that destroyed all chance of
further progress that night in the Great Book. "'Isosceles' triangle,
Jack Tibbets, not 'isolated."'

"'Isosceles' or 'isolated,' it is all one," said Uncle Jack, as he
rapidly performed three evolutions, by no means consistent with his
favorite theory of "the greatest happiness of the greatest
number,"--first, he emptied into the cup which he took from my mother's
hands half the thrifty contents of a London cream-jug; secondly, he
reduced the circle of a muffin, by the abstraction of three triangles, to
as nearly an isosceles as possible; and thirdly, striding towards the
fire, lighted in consideration of Captain de Caxton, and hooking his
coat-tails under his arms while he sipped his tea, he permitted another
circle peculiar to humanity wholly to eclipse the luminary it approached.

"'Isolated' or 'isosceles,' it is all the same thing. Alan is made for
his fellow-creatures. I had long been disgusted with the interference of
those selfish Squirearchs. Your departure decided me. I have concluded
negotiations with a London firm of spirit and capital and extended views
of philanthropy. On Saturday last I retired from the service of the

"I am now in my true capacity of protector of the million. My prospectus
is printed,--here it is in my pocket. Another cup of tea, sister; a
little more cream, and another muffin. Shall I ring?" Having
disembarrassed himself of his cup and saucer, Uncle Jack then drew forth
from his pocket a damp sheet of printed paper. In large capitals stood
out "The Anti-Monopoly Gazette; or Popular Champion." He waved it
triumphantly before my father's eyes.

"Pisistratus," said my father, "look here. This is the way your Uncle
Jack now prints his pats of butter,--a cap of liberty growing out of an
open book! Good, Jack! good! good!"

"It is Jacobinical!" exclaimed the Captain.

"Very likely," said my father; "but knowledge and freedom are the best
devices in the world to print upon pats of butter intended for the

"Pats of butter! I don't understand," said Uncle Jack. "The less you
understand, the better will the butter sell, Jack," said my father,
settling back to his notes.


Uncle Jack had made up his mind to lodge with us, and my mother found
some difficulty in inducing him to comprehend that there was no bed to

"That's unlucky," said he. "I had no sooner arrived in town than I was
pestered with invitations; but I refused them all, and kept myself for

"So kind in you, so like you!" said my mother; "but you see--"

"Well, then, I must be off and find a room. Don't fret; you know I can
breakfast and dine with you all the same,--that is, when my other friends
will let me. I shall be dreadfully persecuted." So saying, Uncle Jack
repocketed his prospectus and wished us good-night.

The clock had struck eleven, my mother had retired, when my father looked
up from his books and returned his spectacles to their case. I had
finished my work, and was seated over the fire, thinking now of Fanny
Trevanion's hazel eyes, now, with a heart that beat as high at the
thought, of campaigns, battle-fields, laurels, and glory; while, with his
arms folded on his breast and his head drooping, Uncle Roland gazed into
the low clear embers. My father cast his eyes round the room, and after
surveying his brother for some moments he said, almost in a whisper,--

"My son has seen the Trevanions. They remember us, Roland."

The Captain sprang to his feet and began whistling,--a habit with him
when he was much disturbed.

"And Trevanion wishes to see us. Pisistratus promised to give him our
address: shall he do so, Roland?"

"If you like it," answered the Captain, in a military attitude, and
drawing himself up till he looked seven feet high.

"I should like it," said my father, mildly. "Twenty years since we met."

"More than twenty," said my uncle, with a stern smile; "and the season
was--the fall of the leaf!"

"Man renews the fibre and material of his body every seven years," said
my father; "in three times seven years he has time to renew the inner
man. Can two passengers in yonder street be more unlike each other than
the soul is to the soul after an interval of twenty years? Brother, the
plough does not pass over the soil in vain, nor care over the human
heart. New crops change the character of the land; and the plough must go
deep indeed before it stirs up the mother stone."

"Let us see Trevanion," cried my uncle; then, turning to me, he said
abruptly, "What family has he?"

"One daughter."

"No son?"


"That must vex the poor, foolish, ambitious man. Oho! you admire this Mr.
Trevanion much, eh? Yes, that fire of manner, his fine words, and bold
thoughts, were made to dazzle youth."

"Fine words, my dear uncle,--fire! I should have said, in hearing Mr.
Trevanion, that his style of conversation was so homely you would wonder
how he could have won such fame as a public speaker."


"The plough has passed there," said my father.

"But not the plough of care: rich, famous, Ellinor his wife, and no son!"

"It is because his heart is sometimes sad that he would see us."

Roland stared first at my father, next at me. "Then," quoth my uncle,
heartily, "in God's name, let him come. I can shake him by the hand, as I
would a brother soldier. Poor Trevanion! Write to him at once, Sisty."

I sat down and obeyed. When I had sealed my letter, I looked up, and saw
that Roland was lighting his bed-candle at my father's table; and my
father, taking his hand, said something to him in a low voice. I guessed
it related to his son, for he shook his head, and answered in a stern,
hollow voice, "Renew grief if you please; not shame. On that


Left to myself in the earlier part of the day, I wandered, wistful and
lonely, through the vast wilderness of London. By degrees I familiarized
myself with that populous solitude; I ceased to pine for the green
fields. That active energy all around, at first saddening, became soon
exhilarating, and at last contagious. To an industrious mind, nothing is
so catching as industry. I began to grow weary of my golden holiday of
unlaborious childhood, to sigh for toil, to look around me for a career.
The University, which I had before anticipated with pleasure, seemed now
to fade into a dull monastic prospect; after having trod the streets of
London, to wander through cloisters was to go back in life. Day by day,
my mind grew sensibly within me; it came out from the rosy twilight of
boyhood,--it felt the doom of Cain under the broad sun of man.

Uncle Jack soon became absorbed in his new speculation for the good of
the human race, and, except at meals (whereat, to do him justice, he was
punctual enough, though he did not keep us in ignorance of the sacrifices
he made, and the invitations he refused, for our sake), we seldom saw
him. The Captain, too, generally vanished after breakfast, seldom dined
with us, and it was often late before he returned. He had the latch-key
of the house, and let himself in when he pleased. Sometimes (for his
chamber was next to mine) his step on the stairs awoke me; and sometimes
I heard him pace his room with perturbed strides, or fancied that I
caught a low groan. He became every day more care-worn in appearance, and
every day the hair seemed more gray. Yet he talked to us all easily and
cheerfully; and I thought that I was the only one in the house who
perceived the gnawing pangs over which the stout old Spartan drew the
decorous cloak.

Pity, blended with admiration, made me curious to learn how these absent
days, that brought night so disturbed, were consumed. I felt that, if I
could master the Captain's secret, I might win the right both to comfort
and to aid.

I resolved at length, after many conscientious scruples, to endeavor to
satisfy a curiosity excused by its motives.

Accordingly, one morning, after watching him from the house, I stole in
his track, and followed him at a distance.

And this was the outline of his day: he set off at first with a firm
stride, despite his lameness, his gaunt figure erect, the soldierly chest
well thrown out from the threadbare but speckless coat. First he took his
way towards the purlieus of Leicester Square; several times, to and fro,
did he pace the isthmus that leads from Piccadilly into that reservoir of
foreigners, and the lanes and courts that start thence towards St.
Martin's. After an hour or two so passed, the step became more slow; and
often the sleek, napless hat was lifted up, and the brow wiped. At length
he bent his way towards the two great theatres, paused before the
play-bills, as if deliberating seriously on the chances of entertainment
they severally proffered, wandered slowly through the small streets that
surround those temples of the Muse, and finally emerged into the Strand.
There he rested himself for an hour at a small cook-shop; and as I passed
the window and glanced within, I could see him seated before the simple
dinner, which he scarcely touched, and poring over the advertisement
columns of the "Times." The "Times" finished, and a few morsels
distastefully swallowed, the Captain put down his shilling in silence,
receiving his pence in exchange, and I had just time to slip aside as he
reappeared at the threshold. He looked round as he lingered,--but I took
care he should not detect me,--and then struck off towards the more
fashionable quarters of the town. It was now the afternoon, and, though
not yet the season, the streets swarmed with life. As he came into
Waterloo Place, a slight but muscular figure buttoned up across the
breast like his own cantered by on a handsome bay horse; every eye was on
that figure. Uncle Roland stopped short, and lifted his hand to his hat;
the rider touched his own with his forefinger, and cantered on; Uncle
Roland turned round and gazed.

"Who," I asked of a shop-boy just before me, also staring with all his
eyes, "who is that gentleman on horseback?"

"Why, the Duke to be sure," said the boy, contemptuously.

"The Duke?"

"Wellington, stu-pid!"

"Thank you," said I, meekly. Uncle Roland had moved on into Regent
Street, but with a brisker step: the sight of the old chief had done the
old soldier good. Here again he paced to and fro; till I, watching him
from the other side of the way, was ready to drop with fatigue, stout
walker though I was. But the Captain's day was not half done. He took out
his watch, put it to his ear, and then, replacing it, passed into Bond
Street, and thence into Hyde Park. There, evidently wearied out, he
leaned against the rails, near the bronze statue, in an attitude that
spoke despondency. I seated myself on the grass near the statue, and
gazed at him: the park was empty compared with the streets, but still
there were some equestrian idlers, and many foot-loungers. My uncle's eye
turned wistfully on each: once or twice, some gentleman of a military
aspect (which I had already learned to detect) stopped, looked at him,
approached, and spoke; but the Captain seemed as if ashamed of such
greetings. He answered shortly, and turned again.

The day waned,--evening came on; the Captain again looked at his watch,
shook his head, and made his way to a bench, where he sat perfectly
motionless, his hat over his brows, his arms folded, till up rose the
moon. I had tasted nothing since breakfast, I was famished; but I still
kept my post like an old Roman sentinel.

At length the Captain rose, and re-entered Piccadilly; but how different
his mien and bearing!--languid, stooping; his chest sunk, his head
inclined; his limbs dragging one after the other; his lameness painfully
perceptible. What a contrast in the broken invalid at night from the
stalwart veteran of the morning!

How I longed to spring forward to offer my arm! but I did not dare.

The Captain stopped near a cab-stand. He put his hand in his pocket, he
drew out his purse, he passed his fingers over the net-work; the purse
slipped again into the pocket, and as if with a heroic effort, my uncle
drew up his head and walked on sturdily.

"Where next?" thought I. "Surely home! No, he is pitiless!"

The Captain stopped not till he arrived at one of the small theatres in
the Strand; then he read the bill, and asked if half price was begun.
"Just begun," was the answer, and the Captain entered. I also took a
ticket and followed. Passing by the open doors of a refreshment-room, I
fortified myself with some biscuits and soda-water; and in another
minute, for the first time in my life, I beheld a play. But the play did
not fascinate me. It was the middle of some jocular after piece; roars of
laughter resounded round me. I could detect nothing to laugh at, and
sending my keen eyes into every corner, I perceived at last, in the
uppermost tier, one face as saturnine as my own.--Eureka! It was the
Captain's! "Why should he go to a play if he enjoys it so little?"
thought I; "better have spent a shilling on a cab, poor old fellow!"

But soon came smart-looking men, and still smarter-looking ladies, around
the solitary corner of the poor Captain. He grew fidgety--he rose--he
vanished. I left my place, and stood without the box to watch for him.
Downstairs he stumped,--I recoiled into the shade; and after standing a
moment or two, as in doubt, he entered boldly the refreshment-room or

Now, since I had left that saloon it had become crowded, and I slipped in
unobserved. Strange was it, grotesque yet pathetic, to mark the old
soldier in the midst of that gay swarm. He towered above all like a
Homeric hero, a head taller than the tallest; and his appearance was so
remarkable that it invited the instant attention of the fair. I, in my
simplicity, thought it was the natural tenderness of that amiable and
penetrating sex, ever quick to detect trouble and anxious to relieve it,
which induced three ladies in silk attire--one having a hat and plume,
the other two with a profusion of ringlets--to leave a little knot of
gentlemen--with whom they were conversing, and to plant themselves before
my uncle. I advanced through the press to hear what passed.

"You are looking for some one, I'm sure," quoth one familiarly, tapping
his arm with her fan.

The Captain started. "Ma'am, you are not wrong," said he.

"Can I do as well?" said one of those compassionate angels, with heavenly

"You are very kind, I thank you; no, no, ma'am," said the Captain with
his best bow.

"Do take a glass of negus," said another, as her friend gave way to her.
"You seem tired, and so am I. Here, this way;" and she took hold of his
arm to lead him to the table. The Captain shook his head mournfully; and
then, as if suddenly aware of the nature of the attentions so lavished on
him, he looked down upon these fair Armidas with a look of such mild
reproach, such sweet compassion,--not shaking off the hand, in his
chivalrous devotion to the sex, which extended even to all its
outcasts,--that each bold eye felt abashed. The hand was timidly and
involuntarily withdrawn from the arm, and my uncle passed his way.

He threaded the crowd, passed out at the farther door, and I, guessing
his intention, was in waiting for his steps in the street.

"Now home at last, thank Heaven!" thought I. Mistaken still! My uncle
went first towards that popular haunt which I have since discovered is
called "the Shades;" but he soon re-emerged, and finally he knocked at
the door of a private house in one of the streets out of St. James's. It
was opened jealously, and closed as he entered, leaving me without. What
could this house be? As I stood and watched, some other men approached:
again the low single knock, again the jealous opening and the stealthy

A policeman passed and re-passed me. "Don't be tempted, young man," said
he, looking hard at me: "take my advice, and go home."

"What is that house, then?" said I, with a sort of shudder at this
ominous warning.

"Oh! you know."

"Not I. I am new to London."

"It is a hell," said the policeman, satisfied, by my frank manner, that I
spoke the truth.

"God bless me,--a what? I could not have heard you rightly!"

"A hell,--a gambling-house!"

"Oh!" and I moved on. Could Captain Roland, the rigid, the thrifty, the
penurious, be a gambler? The light broke on me at once: the unhappy
father sought his son! I leaned against the post, and tried hard not to

By and by, I heard the door open; the Captain came out and took the way
homeward. I ran on before, and got in first, to the inexpressible relief
both of father and mother, who had not seen me since breakfast, and who
were in equal consternation at my absence. I submitted to be scolded with
a good grace. "I had been sight-seeing, and lost my way;" begged for some
supper, and slunk to bed; and five minutes afterwards the Captain's jaded
step came wearily up the stairs.



"I don't know that," said my father.

What is it my father does not know? My father does not know that
"happiness is our being's end and aim."

And pertinent to what does my father reply, by words so sceptical, to an
assertion so seldom disputed?

Reader, Mr. Trevanion has been half an hour seated in our little
drawing-room. He has received two cups of tea from my mother's fair hand;
he has made himself at home. With Mr. Trevanion has come another friend
of my father's, whom he has not seen since he left college,--Sir Sedley

Now, you must understand that it is a warm night, a little after nine
o'clock,--a night between departing summer and approaching autumn. The
windows are open; we have a balcony, which my mother has taken care to
fill with flowers; the air, though we are in London, is sweet and fresh;
the street quiet, except that an occasional carriage or hackney cabriolet
rolls rapidly by; a few stealthy passengers pass to and fro noiselessly
on their way homeward. We are on classic ground,--near that old and
venerable Museum, the dark monastic pile which the taste of the age had
spared then,--and the quiet of the temple seems to hallow the precincts.
Captain Roland is seated by the fire-place, and though there is no fire,
he is shading his face with a hand-screen; my father and Mr. Trevanion
have drawn their chairs close to each other in the middle of the room;
Sir Sedley Beaudesert leans against the wall near the window, and behind
my mother, who looks prettier and more pleased than usual since her
Austin has his old friends about him; and I, leaning my elbow on the
table and my chin upon my hand, am gazing with great admiration on Sir
Sedley Beaudesert.

Oh, rare specimen of a race fast decaying,--specimen of the true fine
gentleman, ere the word "dandy" was known, and before "exquisite" became
a noun substantive,--let me here pause to describe thee! Sir Sedley
Beaudesert was the contemporary of Trevanion and my father; but without
affecting to be young, he still seemed so. Dress, tone, look,
manner,--all were young; yet all had a certain dignity which does not
belong to youth. At the age of five and twenty he had won what would have
been fame to a French marquis of the old regime; namely, the reputation
of being "the most charming man of his day,"--the most popular of our
sex, the most favored, my dear lady-reader, by yours. It is a mistake, I
believe, to suppose that it does not require talent to become the
fashion,--at all events, Sir Sedley was the fashion, and he had talent.

He had travelled much, he had read much,--especially in memoirs, history,
and belles-lettres,--he made verses with grace and a certain originality
of easy wit and courtly sentiment, he conversed delightfully, he was
polished and urbane in manner, he was brave and honorable in conduct; in
words he could flatter, in deeds he was sincere.

Sir Sedley Beaudesert had never married. Whatever his years, he was still
young enough in looks to be married for love. He was high-born, he was
rich, he was, as I have said, popular; yet on his fair features there was
an expression of melancholy, and on that forehead--pure from the lines of
ambition, and free from the weight of study--there was the shadow of
unmistakable regret.

"I don't know that," said my father; "I have never yet found in life one
man who made happiness his end and aim. One wants to gain a fortune,
another to spend it; one to get a place, another to build a name: but
they all know very well that it is not happiness they search for. No
Utilitarian was ever actuated by self-interest, poor man, when he sat
down to scribble his unpopular crotchets to prove self-interest
universal. And as to that notable distinction between self-interest
vulgar and self-interest enlightened, the more the self-interest is
enlightened, the less we are influenced by it. If you tell the young man
who has just written a fine book or made a fine speech that he will not
be any happier if he attain to the fame of Milton or the power of Pitt,
and that, for the sake of his own happiness, he had much better cultivate
a farm, live in the country, and postpone to the last the days of
dyspepsia and gout, he will answer you fairly, 'I am quite as sensible of
that as you are. But I am not thinking whether or not I shall be happy. I
have made up my mind to be, if I can, a great author or a prime
minister.' So it is with all the active sons of the world. To push on is
the law of Nature. And you can no more say to men and to nations than to
children: 'Sit still, and don't wear out your shoes!'"

"Then," said Trevanion, "if I tell you I am not happy, your only answer
is that I obey an inevitable law."

"No, I don't say that it is an inevitable law that man should not be
happy; but it is an inevitable law that a man, in spite of himself,
should live for something higher than his own happiness. He cannot live
in himself or for himself, however egotistical he may try to be. Every
desire he has links him with others. Man is not a machine,--he is a part
of one."

"True, brother, he is a soldier, not an army," said Captain Roland.

"Life is a drama, not a monologue," pursued my father. "'Drama' is
derived from a Greek verb signifying 'to do.' Every actor in the drama
has something to do, which helps on the progress of the whole: that is
the object for which the author created him. Do your part, and let the
Great Play get on."

"Ah!" said Trevanion, briskly, "but to do the part is the difficulty.
Every actor helps to the catastrophe, and yet must do his part without
knowing how all is to end. Shall he help the curtain to fall on a tragedy
or a comedy? Come, I will tell you the one secret of my public life, that
which explains all its failure (for, in spite of my position, I have
failed) and its regrets,--I want Conviction!"

"Exactly," said my father; "because to every question there are two
sides, and you look at them both."

"You have said it," answered Trevanion, smiling also. "For public life a
man should be one-sided: he must act with a party; and a party insists
that the shield is silver, when, if it will take the trouble to turn the
corner, it will see that the reverse of the shield is gold. Woe to the
man who makes that discovery alone, while his party are still swearing
the shield is silver, and that not once in his life, but every night!

"You have said quite enough to convince me that you ought not to belong
to a party, but not enough to convince me why you should not be happy,"
said my father.

"Do you remember," said Sir Sedley Beaudesert, "an anecdote of the first
Duke of Portland? He had a gallery in the great stable of his villa in
Holland, where a concert was given once a week, to cheer and amuse his
horses! I have no doubt the horses thrived all the better for it. What
Trevanion wants is a concert once a week. With him it is always saddle
and spur. Yet, after all, who would not envy him? If life be a drama, his
name stands high in the play-bill, and is printed in capitals on the

"Envy me!" said Trevanion,--"Me! No, you are the enviable man,--you, who
have only one grief in the world, and that so absurd a one that I will
make you blush by disclosing it. Hear, O sage Austin! O sturdy Roland!
Olivares was haunted by a spectre, and Sedley Beaudesert by the dread of
old age!"

"Well," said my mother, seriously, "I do think it requires a great sense
of religion, or at all events children' of one's own, in whom one is
young again, to reconcile oneself to becoming old."

"My dear ma'am," said Sir Sedley, who had slightly colored at Trevanion's
charge, but had now recovered his easy self-possession, "you have spoken
so admirably that you give me courage to confess my weakness. I do dread
to be old. All the joys of my life have been the joys of youth. I have
had so exquisite a pleasure in the mere sense of living that old age, as
it comes near, terrifies me by its dull eyes and gray hairs. I have lived
the life of a butterfly. Summer is over, and I see my flowers withering;
and my wings are chilled by the first airs of winter. Yes, I envy
Trevanion; for in public life no man is ever young, and while he can work
he is never old."

"My dear Beaudesert," said my father, "when Saint Amable, patron saint of
Riom, in Auvergne, went to Rome, the sun waited upon him as a servant,
carried his cloak and gloves for him in the heat, and kept off the rain,
if the weather changed, like an umbrella. You want to put the sun to the
same use you are quite right; but then, you see, you must first be a
saint before you can be sure of the sun as a servant."

Sir Sedley smiled charmingly; but the smile changed to a sigh as he
added, "I don't think I should much mind being a saint, if the sun would
be my sentinel instead of my courier. I want nothing of him but to stand
still. You see he moved even for Saint Amable. My dear madam, you and I
understand each other; and it is a very hard thing to grow old, do what
one will to keep young."

"What say you, Roland, of these two malcontents?" asked my father. The
Captain turned uneasily in his chair, for the rheumatism was gnawing his
shoulder, and sharp pains were shooting through his mutilated limb.

"I say," answered Roland, "that these men are wearied with marching from
Brentford to Windsor,--that they have never known the bivouac and the

Both the grumblers turned their eyes to the veteran: the eyes rested
first on the furrowed, care-worn lines in his eagle face; then they fell
on the stiff outstretched cork limb; and then they turned away.

Meanwhile my mother had softly risen, and under pretence of looking for
her work on the table near him, bent over the old soldier and pressed his

"Gentlemen," said my father, "I don't think my brother ever heard of
Nichocorus, the Greek comic writer; yet he has illustrated him very ably.
Saith Nichocorus, 'The best cure for drunkenness is a sudden calamity.'
For chronic drunkenness, a continued course of real misfortune must be
very salutary!"

No answer came from the two complainants; and my father took up a great


"Mr friends," said my father, looking up from his book, and addressing
himself to his two visitors, "know of one thing, milder than calamity,
that would do you both a great deal of good."

"What is that?" asked Sir Sedley.

"A saffron bag, worn at the pit of the stomach!"

"Austin, my dear," said my mother, reprovingly.

My father did not heed the interruption, but continued gravely: "Nothing
is better for the spirits! Roland is in no want of saffron, because he is
a warrior; and the desire of fighting and the hope of victory infuse such
a heat into the spirits as is profitable for long life, and keeps up the

"Tut!" said Trevanion.

"But gentlemen in your predicament must have recourse to artificial
means. Nitre in broth, for instance,--about three grains to ten (cattle
fed upon nitre grow fat); or earthy odors,--such as exist in cucumbers
and cabbage. A certain great lord had a clod of fresh earth, laid in a
napkin, put under his nose every morning after sleep. Light anointing of
the head with oil, mixed with roses and salt, is not bade but, upon the
whole, I prescribe the saffron bag at the--"

"Sisty, my dear, will you look for my scissors?" said my mother.

"What nonsense are you talking! Question! question!" cried Mr. Trevanion.

"Nonsense!" exclaimed my father, opening his eyes: "I am giving you the
advice of Lord Bacon. You want conviction: conviction comes from passion;
passion from the spirits; spirits from a saffron bag. You, Beaudesert, on
the other hand, want to keep youth. He keeps youth longest, who lives
longest. Nothing more conduces to longevity than a saffron bag, provided
always it is worn at the--"

"Sisty, my thimble!" said my mother.

"You laugh at us justly," said Beaudesert, smiling; "and the same remedy,
I dare say, would cure us both."

"Yes," said my father, "there is no doubt of that. In the pit of the
stomach is that great central web of nerves called the ganglions; thence
they affect the head and the heart. Mr. Squills proved that to us,

"Yes," said I; "but I never heard Mr. Squills talk of a saffron bag."

"Oh, foolish boy! it is not the saffron bag, it is the belief in the
saffron bag. Apply Belief to the centre of the nerves, and all will go
well," said my father.


"But it is a devil of a thing to have too nice a conscience!" quoth the
member of parliament.

"And it is not an angel of a thing to lose one's front teeth!" sighed the
fine gentleman.

Therewith my father rose, and putting his hand into his waistcoat, more
suo, delivered his famous Sermon Upon The Connection Between Faith And

Famous it was in our domestic circle, but as yet it has not gone beyond;
and since the reader, I am sure, does not turn to the Caxton Memoirs with
the expectation of finding sermons, so to that circle let its fame be
circumscribed. All I shall say about it is that it was a very fine
sermon, and that it proved indisputably--to me at least--the salubrious
effects of a saffron bag applied to the great centre of the nervous
system. But the wise Ali saith that "a fool doth not know what maketh him
look little, neither will he hearken to him that adviseth him." I cannot
assert that my father's friends were fools, but they certainly came under
this definition of Folly.


For therewith arose, not conviction, but discussion; Trevanion was
logical, Beaudesert sentimental. My father held firm to the saffron bag.
When James the First dedicated to the Duke of Buckingham his meditation
on the Lord's Prayer, he gave a very sensible reason for selecting his
Grace for that honor; "For," saith the king, "it is made upon a very
short and plain prayer, and, therefore, the fitter for a courtier, for
courtiers are for the most part thought neither to have lust nor leisure
to say long prayers, liking best courte messe et long disner." I suppose
it was for a similar reason that my father persisted in dedicating to the
member of parliament and the fine gentleman "this short and plaine"
morality of his,--to wit, the saffron bag. He was evidently persuaded, if
he could once get them to apply that, it was all that was needful; that
they had neither lust nor leisure for longer instructions. And this
saffron bag,--it came down with such a whack, at every round in the
argument! You would have thought my father one of the old plebeian
combatants in the popular ordeal, who, forbidden to use sword and lance,
fought with a sand-bag tied to a flail: a very stunning weapon it was
when filled only with sand; but a bag filled with saffron, it was
irresistible! Though my father had two to one against him, they could not
stand such a deuce of a weapon. And after tats and pishes innumerable
from Mr. Trevanion, and sundry bland grimaces from Sir Sedley Beaudesert,
they fairly gave in, though they would not own they were beaten.

"Enough," said the member, "I see that you don't comprehend me; I must
continue to move by my own impulse."

My father's pet book was the Colloquies of Erasmus; he was wont to say
that those Colloquies furnished life with illustrations in every page.
Out of the Colloquies of Erasmus he now answered the member.

"Rabirius, wanting his servant Syrus to get up," quoth my father, "cried
out to him to move. 'I do move,' said Syrus. 'I see you move,' replied
Rabirius, 'but you move nothing.' To return to the saffron bag--"

"Confound the saffron bag!" cried Trevanion, in a rage; and then
softening his look as he drew on his gloves, he turned to my mother and
said, with more politeness than was natural to, or at least customary
with, him,--

"By the way, my dear Mrs. Caxton, I should tell you that Lady Ellinor
comes to town to-morrow on purpose to call on you. We shall be here some
little time, Austin; and though London is so empty, there are still some
persons of note to whom I should like to introduce you and yours--"

"Nay," said my father; "your world and my world are not the same. Books
for me, and men for you. Neither Kitty nor I can change our habits, even
for friendship: she has a great piece of work to finish, and so have I.
Mountains cannot stir, especially when in labor; but Mahomet can come to
the mountain as often as he likes."

Mr. Trevanion insisted, and Sir Sedley Beaudesert mildly put in his own
claims; both boasted acquaintance with literary men whom my father would,
at all events, be pleased to meet. My father doubted whether he could
meet any literary men more eloquent than Cicero, or more amusing than
Aristophanes; and observed that if such did exist, he would rather meet
them in their books than in a drawing-room. In fine, he--was immovable;
and so also, with less argument, was Captain Roland.

Then Mr. Trevanion turned to me.

"Your son, at all events, should see something of the world."

My mother's soft eye sparkled.

"My dear friend, I thank you," said my father, touched; "and Pisistratus
and I will talk it over."

Our guests had departed. All four of us gathered to the open window, and
enjoyed in silence the cool air and the moonlight.

"Austin," said my mother at last, "I fear it is for my sake that you
refuse going amongst your old friends: you knew I should be frightened by
such fine people, and--"

"And we have been happy for more than eighteen years without them, Kitty!
My poor friends are not happy, and we are. To leave well alone is a
golden rule worth all in Pythagoras. The ladies of Bubastis, my dear,--a
place in Egypt where the cat was worshipped,--always kept rigidly aloof
from the gentlemen in Athribis, who adored the shrew-mice. Cats are
domestic animals, your shrew-mice are sad gadabouts: you can't find a
better model, any Kitty, than the ladies of Bubastis!"

"How Trevanion is altered!" said Roland, musingly,--"he who was so lively
and ardent!"

"He ran too fast up-hill at first, and has been out of breath ever
since," said my father.

"And Lady Ellinor," said Roland, hesitatingly, "shall you see her

"Yes!" said my father, calmly.

As Captain Roland spoke, something in the tone of his question seemed to
flash a conviction on my mother's heart, the woman there was quick; she
drew back, turning pale even in the moonlight, and fixed her eyes on my
father, while I felt her hand, which had clasped mine, tremble

I understood her. Yes, this Lady Ellinor was the early rival whose name
till then she had not known. She fixed her eyes on my father; and at his
tranquil tone and quiet look she breathed more freely, and, sliding her
hand from mine, rested it fondly on his shoulder. A few moments
afterwards, I and Captain Roland found ourselves standing alone by the

"You are young, nephew," said the Captain, "and you have the name of a
fallen family to raise. Your father does well not to reject for you that
opening into the great world which Trevanion offers. As for me, my
business in London seems over: I cannot find what I came to seek. I have
sent for my daughter; when she arrives I shall return to my old tower,
and the man and the ruin will crumble away together."

"Tush, uncle! I must work hard and get money; and then we will repair the
old tower and buy back the old estate. My father shall sell the red brick
house; we will fit him up a library in the keep; and we will all live
united, in peace, and in state, as grand as our ancestors before us."

While I thus spoke, my uncle's eyes were fixed upon a corner of the
street, where a figure, half in shade, half in moonlight, stood
motionless. "Ah!" said I, following his eye, "I have observed that man
two or three times pass up and down the street on the other side of the
way and turn his head towards our window. Our guests were with us then,
and my father in full discourse, or I should have--"

Before I could finish the sentence my uncle, stifling an exclamation,
broke away, hurried out of the room, stumped down the stairs, and was in
the street, while I was yet rooted to the spot with surprise. I remained
at the window, and my eye rested on the figure. I saw the Captain, with
his bare head and his gray hair, cross the street; the figure started,
turned the corner, and fled.

Then I followed my uncle, and arrived in time to save him from falling;
he leant his head on my breast, and I heard him murmur: "It is he--it is
he! He has watched us!--he repents!"


The next day Lady Ellinor called; but, to my great disappointment,
without Fanny.

Whether or not some joy at the incident of the previous night had served
to rejuvenate my uncle, I know not, but he looked to me ten years younger
when Lady Ellinor entered. How carefully the buttoned-up coat was
brushed; how new and glossy was the black stock! The poor Captain was
restored to his pride, and mighty proud he looked! with a glow on his
cheek and a fire in his eye, his head thrown back, and his whole air
composed, severe, Mavortian, and majestic, as if awaiting the charge of
the French cuirassiers at the head of his detachment.

My father, on the contrary, was as usual (till dinner, when he always
dressed punctiliously, out of respect to his Kitty), in his easy
morning-gown and slippers; and nothing but a certain compression in his
lips, which had lasted all the morning, evinced his anticipation of the
visit, or the emotion it caused him.

Lady Ellinor behaved beautifully. She could not conceal a certain nervous
trepidation when she first took the hand my father extended; and in
touching rebuke of the Captain's stately bow, she held out to him the
hand left disengaged, with a look which brought Roland at once to her
side. It was a desertion of his colors to which nothing, short of Ney's
shameful conduct at Napoleon's return from Elba, affords a parallel in
history. Then, without waiting for introduction, and before a word indeed
was said, Lady Ellinor came to my mother so cordially, so caressingly;
she threw into her smile, voice, manner, such winning sweetness,--that I,
intimately learned in my poor mother's simple, loving heart, wondered how
she refrained from throwing her arms round Lady Ellinor's neck and
kissing her outright. It must have been a great conquest over herself not
to do it! My turn came next; and talking to me and about me soon set all
parties at their ease,--at least apparently.

What was said, I cannot remember; I do not think one of us could. But an
hour slipped away, and there was no gap in the conversation.

With curious interest, and a survey I strove to make impartial, I
compared Lady Ellinor with my mother; and I comprehended the fascination
which the high-born lady must, in their earlier youth, have exercised
over both brothers, so dis-similar to each other. For charm was the
characteristic of Lady Ellinor,--a charm indefinable. It was not the mere
grace of refined breeding, though that went a great way, it was a charm
that seemed to spring from natural sympathy. Whomsoever she addressed,
that person appeared for the moment to engage all her attention, to
interest her whole mind. She had a gift of conversation very peculiar.
She made what she said like a continuation of what was said to her. She
seemed as if she had entered into your thoughts, and talked them aloud.
Her mind was evidently cultivated with great care, but she was perfectly
void of pedantry. A hint, an allusion, sufficed to show how much she
knew, to one well instructed, without mortifying or perplexing the
ignorant. Yes, there probably was the only woman my father had ever met
who could be the companion to his mind, walk through the garden of
knowledge by his side, and trim the flowers while he cleared the vistas.
On the other hand, there was an inborn nobility in Lady Ellinor's
sentiments that must have struck the most susceptible chord in Roland's
nature, and the sentiments took eloquence from the look, the mien, the
sweet dignity of the very turn of the head. Yes, she must have been a
fitting Oriana to a young Amadis. It was not hard to see that Lady
Ellinor was ambitious, that she had a love of fame for fame itself, that
she was proud, that she set value (and that morbidly) on the world's
opinion. This was perceptible when she spoke of her husband, even of her
daughter. It seemed to me as if she valued the intellect of the one, the
beauty of the other, by the gauge of the social distinction it conferred.
She took measure of the gift as I was taught at Dr. Herman's to take
measure of the height of a tower,--by the length of the shadow it cast
upon the ground.

My dear father, with such a wife you would never have lived eighteen
years shivering on the edge of a Great Book!

My dear uncle, with such a wife you would never have been contented with
a cork leg and a Waterloo medal!

And I understand why Mr. Trevanion, "eager and ardent," as ye say he was
in youth, with a heart bent on the practical success of life, won the
hand of the heiress. Well, you see Mr. Trevanion has contrived not to be
happy! By the side of my listening, admiring mother, with her blue eyes
moist and her coral lips apart, Lady Ellinor looks faded. Was she ever as
pretty as my mother is now? Never. But she was much handsomer. What
delicacy in the outline, and yet how decided, in spite of the delicacy!
The eyebrow so defined; the profile slightly aquiline, so clearly cut,
with the curved nostril, which, if physiognomists are right, shows
sensibility so keen; and the classic lip that, but for the neighboring
dimple, would be so haughty. But wear and tear are in that face. The
nervous, excitable temper has helped the fret and cark of ambitious life.
My dear uncle, I know not yet your private life; but 'as for my father, I
am sure that though he might have done more on earth, he would have been
less fit for heaven, if he had married Lady Ellinor.

At last this visit--dreaded, I am sure, by three of the party--was over,
but not before I had promised to dine at the Trevanions' that day.

When we were again alone, my father threw off a long breath, and looking
round him cheerfully, said, "Since Pisistratus deserts us, let us console
ourselves for his absence; send for brother Jack, and all four go down to
Richmond to drink tea."

"Thank you, Austin," said Roland; "but I don't want it, I assure you."

"Upon your honor?" said my father, in a half whisper.

"Upon my honor."

"Nor I either. So, my dear Kitty, Roland and I will take a walk, and be
back in time to see if that young Anachronism looks as handsome as his
new London-made clothes will allow him. Properly speaking, he ought to go
with an apple in his hand, and a dove in his bosom. But now I think of
it, that was luckily not the fashion with the Athenians till the time of


You may judge of the effect that my dinner at Mr. Trevanion's, with a
long conversation after it with Lady Ellinor, made upon my mind when, on
my return home, after having satisfied all questions of parental
curiosity, I said nervously, and looking down: "My dear father, I should
like very much, if you have no objection--to--to--"

"What, my dear?" asked my father, kindly.

"Accept an offer Lady Ellinor has made me on the part of Mr. Trevanion.
He wants a secretary. He is kind enough to excuse my inexperience, and
declares I shall do very well, and can soon get into his ways. Lady
Ellinor says," I continued with dignity, "that it will be a great opening
in public life for me; and at all events, my dear father, I shall see
much of the world, and learn what I really think will be more useful to
me than anything they will teach him at college."

My mother looked anxiously at my father. "It will indeed be a great thing
for Sisty," said she, timidly; and then, taking courage, she added--"and
that is just the sort of life he is formed for."

"Hem!" said my uncle.

My father rubbed his spectacles thoughtfully, and replied, after a long

"You may be right, Kitty: I don't think Pisistratus is meant for study;
action will suit him better. But what does this office lead to?"

"Public employment, sir," said I, boldly; "the service of my country."

"If that be the case," quoth Roland, "have not a word to say. But I
should have thought that for a lad of spirit, a descendant of the old De
Caxtons, the army would have--"

"The army!" exclaimed my mother, clasping her hands, and looking
involuntarily at my uncle's cork leg.

"The army!" repeated my father, peevishly. "Bless my soul, Roland, you
seem to think man is made for nothing else but to be shot at! You would
not like the army, Pisistratus?"

"Why, sir, not if it pained you and my dear mother; otherwise, indeed--"

"Papoe!" said my father, interrupting me. "This all comes of your giving
the boy that ambitious, uncomfortable name, Mrs. Caxton; what could a
Pisistratus be but the plague of one's life? That idea of serving his
country is Pisistratus ipsissimus all over. If ever I have another son
(Dii metiora!) he has only got to be called Eratostratus, and then he
will be burning down St. Paul's,--which I believe was, by the way, first
made out of the stones of a temple to Diana. Of the two, certainly, you
had better serve your country with a goose-quill than by poking a bayonet
into the ribs of some unfortunate Indian; I don't think there are any
other people whom the service of one's country makes it necessary to kill
just at present, eh, Roland?"

"It is a very fine field, India," said my uncle, sententiously; "it is
the nursery of captains."

"Is it? Those plants take up a good deal of ground, then, that might be
more profitably cultivated. And, indeed, considering that the tallest
captains in the world will be ultimately set into a box not above seven
feet at the longest, it is astonishing what a quantity of room that
species of arbor mortis takes in the growing! However, Pisistratus, to
return to your request, I will think it over, and talk to Trevanion."

"Or rather to Lady Ellinor," said I, imprudently: my mother slightly
shivered, and took her hand from mine. I felt cut to the heart by the
slip of my own tongue.

"That, I think, your mother could do best," said my father, dryly, "if
she wants to be quite convinced that somebody will see that your shirts
are aired. For I suppose they mean you to lodge at Trevanion's."

"Oh, no!" cried my mother; "he might as well go to college then. I
thought he was to stay with us,--only go in the morning, but, of course,
sleep here."

"If I know anything of Trevanion," said my father, "his secretary will be
expected to do without sleep. Poor boy! you don't know what it is you
desire. And yet, at your age, I--" my father stopped short. "No!" he
renewed abruptly, after a long silence, and as if soliloquizing,--"no;
man is never wrong while he lives for others. The philosopher who
contemplates from the rock is a less noble image than the sailor who
struggles with the storm. Why should there be two of us? And could he be
an alter ego, even if I wished it? Impossible!" My father turned on his
chair, and laying the left leg on the right knee, said smilingly, as he
bent down to look me full in the face: "But, Pisistratus, will you
promise me always to wear the saffron bag?"


I now make a long stride in my narrative. I am domesticated with the
Trevanions. A very short conversation with the statesman sufficed to
decide my father; and the pith of it lay in this single sentence uttered
by Trevanion: "I promise you one thing,--he shall never be idle!"

Looking back, I am convinced that my father was right, and that he
understood my character, and the temptations to which I was most prone,
when he consented to let me resign college and enter thus prematurely on
the world of men. I was naturally so joyous that I should have made
college life a holiday, and then, in repentance, worked myself into a

And my father, too, was right that though I could study, I was not meant
for a student.

After all, the thing was an experiment. I had time to spare; if the
experiment failed, a year's delay would not necessarily be a year's loss.

I am ensconced, then, at Mr. Trevanion's; I have been there some months.
It is late in the winter; Parliament and the season have commenced. I
work hard,--Heaven knows, harder than I should have worked at college.
Take a day for sample.

Trevanion gets up at eight o'clock, and in all--weathers rides an hour
before breakfast; at nine he takes that meal in his wife's dressing-room;
at half-past nine he comes into his study. By that time he expects to
find done by his secretary the work I am about to describe.

On coming home,--or rather before going to bed, which is usually after
three o'clock,--it is Mr. Trevanion's habit to leave on the table of the
said study a list of directions for the secretary. The following, which I
take at random from many I have preserved, may show their multifarious

   1. Look out in the Reports (Committee, House of Lords) for the last
   seven years all that is said about the growth of flax; mark the
   passages for me.

   2. Do, do. "Irish Emigration."

   3. Hunt out second volume of Kames's "History of Man," passage
   containing Reid's Logic,--don't know where the book is!

   4. How does the line beginning Lumina conjurent, inter something,
   end? Is it in Grey? See.

   5. Fracastorius writes: Quantum hoe infecit vitium, quot adiverit
   urbes. Query, ought it not, in strict grammar, to be injecerit,
   instead of infecit? If you don't know, write to father.

   6. Write the four letters in full from the notes I leave; i. e.,
   about the Ecclesiastical Courts.

   7. Look out Population Returns: strike average of last five years
   (between mortality and births) in Devonshire and Lancashire.

   8. Answer these six begging letters "No,"--civilly.

   9. The other six, to constituents, "that I have no interest with

   10. See, if you have time, whether any of the new books on the
   round table are not trash.

   11. I want to know All about Indian corn.

   12. Longinus says something, somewhere, in regret for uncongenial
   pursuits (public life, I suppose): what is it? N. B. Longinus is
   not in my London catalogue, but is here, I know,--I think in a box
   in the lumber-room.

   13. Set right the calculation I leave on the poor-rates. I have
   made a blunder somewhere, etc.

Certainly my father knew Mr. Trevanion; he never expected a secretary to
sleep! To get through the work required of me by half-past nine, I get up
by candle-light. At half-past nine I am still hunting for Longinus, when
Mr. Trevanion comes in with a bundle of letters.

Answers to half the said letters fall to my share. Directions verbal,--in
a species of short-hand talk. While I write, Mr. Trevanion reads the
newspapers, examines what I have done, makes notes therefrom,--some for
Parliament, some for conversation, some for correspondence,--skims over
the Parliamentary papers of the morning, and jots down directions for
extracting, abridging, and comparing them with others, perhaps twenty
years old. At eleven he walks down to a Committee of the House of
Commons,--leaving me plenty to do,--till half-past three, when he
returns. At four, Fanny puts her head into the room--and I lose mine.
Four days in the week Mr. Trevanion then disappears for the rest of the
day; dines at Bellamy's or a club; expects me at the House at eight
o'clock, in case he thinks of something, wants a fact or a quotation. He
then releases me,--generally with a fresh list of instructions. But I
have my holidays, nevertheless. On Wednesdays and Saturdays Mr. Trevanion
gives dinners, and I meet the most eminent men of the day, on both sides;
for Trevanion is on both sides himself,--or no side at all, which comes
to the same thing. On Tuesdays Lady Ellinor gives me a ticket for the
Opera, and I get there at least in time for the ballet. I have already
invitations enough to balls and soirees, for I am regarded as an only son
of great expectations. I am treated as becomes a Caxton who has the
right, if he pleases, to put a De before his name. I have grown very
smart. I have taken a passion for dress,--natural to eighteen. I like
everything I do, and every one about me. I am over head and ears in love
with Fanny Trevanion, who breaks my heart, nevertheless; for she flirts
with two peers, a life-guardsman, three old members of Parliament, Sir
Sedley Beaudesert, one ambassador and all his attaches and positively
(the audacious minx!) with a bishop, in full wig and apron, who, people
say, means to marry again.

Pisistratus has lost color and flesh. His mother says he is very much
improved,--that he takes to be the natural effect produced by Stultz and
Hoby. Uncle Jack says he is "fined down." His father looks at him and
writes to Trevanion,--

   "Dear T.--I refused a salary for my son. Give him a horse, and two
   hours a day to ride it. Yours, A. C."

The next day I am master of a pretty bay mare, and riding by the side of
Fanny Trevanion. Alas! alas!


I have not mentioned my Uncle Roland. He is gone--abroad--to fetch his
daughter. He has stayed longer than was expected. Does he seek his son
still,--there as here? My father has finished the first portion of his
work, in two great volumes. Uncle Jack, who for some time has been
looking melancholy, and who now seldom stirs out, except on Sundays (on
which clays we all meet at my father's and dine together),--Uncle Jack, I
say, has undertaken to sell it.

"Don't be over-sanguine," says Uncle Jack, as he locks up the MS. in two
red boxes with a slit in the lids, which belonged to one of the defunct
companies. "Don't be over-sanguine as to the price. These publishers
never venture much on a first experiment. They must be talked even into
looking at the book."

"Oh!" said my father, "if they will publish it at all, and at their own
risk, I should not stand out for any other terms. 'Nothing great,' said
Dryden, 'ever came from a venal pen!'"

"An uncommonly foolish observation of Dryden's," returned Uncle Jack; "he
ought to have known better."

"So he did," said I, "for he used his pen to fill his pockets, poor man!"

"But the pen was not venal, Master Anachronism," said my father. "A baker
is not to be called venal if he sells his loaves, he is venal if he sells
himself; Dryden only sold his loaves."

"And we must sell yours," said Uncle Jack, emphatically. "A thousand
pounds a volume will be about the mark, eh?"

"A thousand pounds a volume!" cried my father. "Gibbon, I fancy, did not
receive more."

"Very likely; Gibbon had not an Uncle Jack to look after his interests,"
said Mr. Tibbets, laughing, and rubbing those smooth hands of his. "No!
two thousand pounds the two volumes,--a sacrifice, but still I recommend

"I should be happy indeed if the book brought in anything," said my
father, evidently fascinated; "for that young gentleman is rather
expensive. And you, my dear Jack,--perhaps half the sum may be of use to

"To me! my dear brother," cried Uncle Jack "to me! Why when my new
speculation has succeeded, I shall be a millionnaire!"

"Have you a new speculation, uncle?" said I, anxiously. "What is it?"

"Mum!" said my uncle, putting his finger to his lip, and looking all
round the room; "Mum! Mum!"

Pisistratus.--"A Grand National Company for blowing up both Houses of

Mr. Caxton.--"Upon my life, I hope something newer than that; for they,
to judge by the newspapers, don't want brother Jack's assistance to blow
up each other!"

Uncle Jack (mysteriously).--"Newspapers! you don't often read a
newspaper, Austin Caxton!"

Mr. Caxton.--"Granted, John Tibbets!"

Uncle Jack.--"But if my speculation make you read a newspaper every day?"

Mr. Caxton (astounded).--"Make me read a newspaper every day!"

Uncle Jack (warming, and expanding his hands to the fire).--"As big as
the 'Times'!"

Mr. Caxton (uneasily).--"Jack, you alarm me!"

Uncle Jack.--"And make you write in it too,--a leader!"

Mr. Caxton, pushing back his chair, seizes the only weapon at his
command, and hurls at Uncle Jack a great sentence of Greek,--". . . a
quotation in Greek . . ." (1)

Uncle Jack (nothing daunted).--"Ay, and put as much Greek as you like
into it!"

Mr. Caxton (relieved and softening). "My dear Jack, you are a great man;
let us hear you!"

Then Uncle Jack began. Now, perhaps my readers may have remarked that
this illustrious speculator was really fortunate in his ideas. His
speculations in themselves always had something sound in the kernel,
considering how barren they were in the fruit; and this it was that made
him so dangerous. The idea Uncle Jack had now got hold of will, I am
convinced, make a man's fortune one of these days; and I relate it with a
sigh, in thinking how much has gone out of the family. Know, then, it was
nothing less than setting up a daily paper, on the plan of the "Times,"
but devoted entirely to Art, Literature, and Science,--Mental Progress,
in short; I say on the plan of the "Times," for it was to imitate the
mighty machinery of that diurnal illuminator. It was to be the Literary
Salmoneus of the Political Jupiter, and rattle its thunder over the
bridge of knowledge. It was to have correspondents in all parts of the
globe; everything that related to the chronicle of the mind, from the
labor of the missionary in the South Sea Islands, or the research of a
traveller in pursuit of that mirage called Timbuctoo, to the last new
novel at Paris, or the last great emendation of a Greek particle at a
German university, was to find a place in this focus of light. It was to
amuse, to instruct, to interest,--there was nothing it was not to do. Not
a man in the whole reading public, not only of the three kingdoms, not
only of the British empire, but under the cope of heaven, that it was not
to touch somewhere, in head, in heart, or in pocket. The most crotchety
member of the intellectual community might find his own hobby in those

"Think," cried Uncle Jack,--"think of the march of mind; think of the
passion for cheap knowledge; think how little quarterly, monthly, weekly
journals can keep pace with the main wants of the age! As well have a
weekly journal on politics as a weekly journal on all the matters still
more interesting than politics to the mass of the public. My 'Literary
Times' once started, people will wonder how they had ever lived without
it! Sir, they have not lived without it,--they have vegetated; they have
lived in holes and caves, like the Troggledikes."

"Troglodytes," said my father, mildly,--"from trogle, `a cave,' and dumi,
'to go under.' They lived in Ethiopia, and had their wives in common."

"As to the last point, I don't say that the public, poor creatures, are
as bad as that," said Uncle Jack, candidly; "but no simile holds good in
all its points. And the public are no less Troggledummies, or whatever
you call them, compared with what they will be when living under the full
light of my 'Literary Times.' Sir, it will be a revolution in the world.
It will bring literature out of the clouds into the parlor, the cottage,
the kitchen. The idlest dandy, the finest fine lady, will find something
to her taste; the busiest man of the mart and counter will find some
acquisition to his practical knowledge. The practical man will see the
progress of divinity, medicine, nay, even law. Sir, the Indian will read
me under the banyan; I shall be in the seraglios of the East; and over my
sheets the American Indian will smoke the calumet of peace. We shall
reduce politics to its proper level in the affairs of life; raise
literature to its due place in the thoughts and business of men. It is a
grand thought, and my heart swells with pride while I contemplate it!"

"My dear Jack," said my father, seriously, and rising with emotion, "it
is a grand thought, and I honor you for it. You are quite right,--it
would be a revolution! It would educate mankind insensibly. Upon my life,
I should be proud to write a leader, or a paragraph. Jack, you will
immortalize yourself!"

"I believe I shall," said Uncle Jack, modestly; "but I have not said a
word yet on the greatest attraction of all."

"Ah! and that?"

"The Advertisements!" cried my uncle, spreading his hands, with all the
fingers at angles, like the threads of a spider's wed. "The
advertisements--oh, think of them!--a perfect El Dorado. The
advertisements, sir, on the most moderate calculation, will bring us in
L50,000 a year. My dear Pisistratus, I shall never marry; you are my
heir. Embrace me!"

So saying, my Uncle Jack threw himself upon me, and squeezed out of
breath the prudential demur that was rising to my lips.

My poor mother, between laughing and sobbing, faltered out:

"And it is my brother who will pay back to his son all--all he gave up
for me!"

While my father walked to and fro the room, more excited than ever I saw
him before, muttering, "A sad, useless dog I have been hitherto! I should
like to serve the world! I should indeed!"

Uncle Jack had fairly done it this time. He had found out the only bait
in the world to catch so shy a carp as my father,--haaret letalis arundo.
I saw that the deadly hook was within an inch of my father's nose, and
that he was gazing at it with a fixed determination to swallow.

But if it amused my father? Boy that I was, I saw no further. I must own
I myself was dazzled, and, perhaps with childlike malice, delighted at
the perturbation of my betters. The young carp was pleased to see the
waters so playfully in movement when the old carp waved his tail and
swayed himself on his fins.

"Mum!" said Uncle Jack, releasing me; "not a word to Mr. Trevanion, to
any one."

"But why?"

"Why? God bless my soul. Why? If my scheme gets wind, do you suppose some
one will not clap on sail to be before me? You frighten me out of my
senses. Promise me faithfully to be silent as the grave."

"I should like to hear Trevanion's opinion too."

"As well hear the town-crier! Sir, I have trusted to your honor. Sir, at
the domestic hearth all secrets are sacred. Sir, I--"

"My dear Uncle Jack, you have said quite enough. Not a word will I

"I'm sure you may trust him, Jack," said my mother.

"And I do trust him,--with wealth untold," replied my uncle. "May I ask
you for a little water--with a trifle of brandy in it--and a biscuit, or
indeed a sandwich. This talking makes me quite hungry."

My eye fell upon Uncle Jack as he spoke. Poor Uncle Jack, he had grown

(1) "Some were so barbarous as to eat their own species." The sentence
refers to the Scythians, and is in Strabo. I mention the authority, for
Strabo is not an author that any man engaged on a less work than the
"History of Human Error" is expected to have by heart.



Saith Dr. Luther, "When I saw Dr. Gode begin to tell his puddings hanging
in the chimney, I told him he would not live long!"

I wish I had copied that passage from "The Table Talk" in large round
hand, and set it before my father at breakfast, the morn preceding that
fatal eve in which Uncle Jack persuaded him to tell his puddings.

Yet, now I think of it, Uncle Jack hung the puddings in the chimney, but
he did not persuade my father to tell them.

Beyond a vague surmise that half the suspended "tomacula" would furnish a
breakfast to Uncle Jack, and that the youthful appetite of Pisistratus
would despatch the rest, my father did not give a thought to the
nutritious properties of the puddings,--in other words, to the two
thousand pounds which, thanks to Mr. Tibbets, dangled down the chimney.
So far as the Great Work was concerned, my father only cared for its
publication, not its profits. I will not say that he might not hunger for
praise, but I am quite sure that he did not care a button for pudding.
Nevertheless, it was an infaust and sinister augury for Austin Caxton,
the very appearance, the very suspension and danglement of any puddings
whatsoever, right over his ingle-nook, when those puddings were made by
the sleek hands of Uncle Jack! None of the puddings which he, poor man,
had all his life been stringing, whether from his own chimneys or the
chimneys of other people, had turned out to be real puddings,--they had
always been the eidola, the erscheinungen, the phantoms and semblances of

I question if Uncle Jack knew much about Democritus of Abdera. But he was
certainly tainted with the philosophy of that fanciful sage. He peopled
the air with images of colossal stature which impressed all his dreams
and divinations, and from whose influences came his very sensations and
thoughts. His whole being, asleep or waking, was thus but the reflection
of great phantom puddings!

As soon as Mr. Tibbets had possessed himself of the two volumes of the
"History of Human Error," he had necessarily established that hold upon
my father which hitherto those lubricate hands of his had failed to
effect. He had found what he had so long sighed for in vain,--his point
d'appui, wherein to fix the Archimedean screw. He fixed it tight in the
"History of Human Error," and moved the Caxtonian world.

A day or two after the conversation recorded in my last chapter, I saw
Uncle Jack coming out of the mahogany doors of my father's banker; and
from that time there seemed no reason why Mr. Tibbets should not visit
his relations on weekdays as well as Sundays. Not a day, indeed, passed
but what he held long conversations with my father. He had much to report
of his interviews with the publishers. In these conversations he
naturally recurred to that grand idea of the "Literary Times," which had
so dazzled my poor father's imagination; and, having heated the iron,
Uncle Jack was too knowing a man not to strike while it was hot.

When I think of the simplicity my wise father exhibited in this crisis of
his life, I must own that I am less moved by pity than admiration for
that poor great-hearted student. We have seen that out of the learned
indolence of twenty years, the ambition which is the instinct of a man of
genius had emerged; the serious preparation of the Great Book for the
perusal of the world had insensibly restored the claims of that noisy
world on the silent individual. And therewith came a noble remorse that
he had hitherto done so little for his species. Was it enough to write
quartos upon the past history of Human Error? Was it not his duty, when
the occasion was fairly presented, to enter upon that present, daily,
hourly war with Error, which is the sworn chivalry of Knowledge? Saint
George did not dissect dead dragons, he fought the live one. And London,
with that magnetic atmosphere which in great capitals fills the breath of
life with stimulating particles, had its share in quickening the slow
pulse of the student. In the country he read but his old authors, and
lived with them through the gone ages. In the city, my father, during the
intervals of repose from the Great Book, and still more now that the
Great Book had come to a pause, inspected the literature of his own time.
It had a prodigious effect upon him. He was unlike the ordinary run of
scholars, and, indeed, of readers, for that matter, who, in their
superstitious homage to the dead, are always willing enough to sacrifice
the living. He did justice to the marvellous fertility of intellect which
characterizes the authorship of the present age. By the present age, I do
not only mean the present day, I commence with the century. "What," said
my father one day in dispute with Trevanion, "what characterizes the
literature of our time is its human interest. It is true that we do not
see scholars addressing scholars, but men addressing men,--not that
scholars are fewer, but that the reading public is more large. Authors in
all ages address themselves to what interests their readers; the same
things do not interest a vast community which interested half a score of
monks or book-worms. The literary polls was once an oligarchy, it is now
a republic. It is the general brilliancy of the atmosphere which prevents
your noticing the size of any particular star. Do you not see that with
the cultivation of the masses has awakened the Literature of the
affections? Every sentiment finds an expositor, every feeling an oracle.
Like Epimenides, I have been sleeping in a cave; and, waking, I see those
whom I left children are bearded men, and towns have sprung up in the
landscapes which I left as solitary wastes."

Thence the reader may perceive the causes of the change which had come
over my father. As Robert Hall says, I think of Dr. Kippis. "He had laid
so many books at the top of his head that the brains could not move." But
the electricity had now penetrated the heart, and the quickened vigor of
that noble organ enabled the brain to stir. Meanwhile, I leave my father
to these influences, and to the continuous conversations of Uncle Jack,
and proceed with the thread of my own egotism.

Thanks to Mr. Trevanion, my habits were not those which favor friendships
with the idle, but I formed some acquaintances amongst young men a few
years older than myself, who held subordinate situations in the public
offices, or were keeping their terms for the Bar. There was no want of
ability amongst these gentlemen, but they had not yet settled into the
stern prose of life. Their busy hours only made them more disposed to
enjoy the hours of relaxation. And when we got together, a very gay,
light-hearted set we were! We had neither money enough to be very
extravagant, nor leisure enough to be very dissipated; but we amused
ourselves notwithstanding. My new friends were wonderfully erudite in all
matters connected with the theatres. From an opera to a ballet, from
"Hamlet" to the last farce from the French, they had the literature of
the stage at the finger-ends of their straw-colored gloves. They had a
pretty large acquaintance with actors and actresses, and were perfect
Walpoladi in the minor scandals of the day. To do them justice, however,
they were not indifferent to the more masculine knowledge necessary in
"this wrong world." They talked as familiarly of the real actors of life
as of the sham ones. They could adjust to a hair the rival pretensions of
contending statesmen. They did not profess to be deep in the mysteries of
foreign cabinets (with the exception of one young gentleman connected
with the Foreign Office, who prided himself on knowing exactly what the
Russians meant to do with India--when they got it); but, to make amends,
the majority of them had penetrated the closest secrets of our own. It is
true that, according to a proper subdivision of labor, each took some
particular member of the government for his special observation; just as
the most skilful surgeons, however profoundly versed in the general
structure of our frame, rest their anatomical fame on the light they
throw on particular parts of it,--one man taking the brain, another the
duodenum, a third the spinal cord, while a fourth, perhaps, is a master
of all the symptoms indicated by a pensile finger. Accordingly, one of my
friends appropriated to himself the Home Department; another the
Colonies; and a third, whom we all regarded as a future Talleyrand (or a
De Retz at least), had devoted himself to the special study of Sir Robert
Peel, and knew, by the way in which that profound and inscrutable
statesman threw open his coat, every thought that was passing in his
breast! Whether lawyers or officials, they all had a great idea of
themselves,--high notions of what they were to be, rather than what they
were to do, some day. As the king of modern fine gentlemen said to
himself, in paraphrase of Voltaire, "They had letters in their pockets
addressed to Posterity,--which the chances were, however, that they might
forget to deliver." Somewhat "priggish" most of them might be; but, on
the whole, they were far more interesting than mere idle men of pleasure.
There was about them, as features of a general family likeness, a
redundant activity of life, a gay exuberance of ambition, a light-hearted
earnestness when at work, a schoolboy's enjoyment of the hours of play.

A great contrast to these young men was Sir Sedley Beaudesert, who was
pointedly kind to me, and whose bachelor's house was always open to me
after noon: Sir Sedley was visible to no one but his valet before that
hour. A perfect bachelor's house it was, too, with its windows opening on
the Park, and sofas nicked into the windows, on which you might loll at
your ease, like the philosopher in Lucretius,--

   "Despicere unde queas alios, passimque videre Errare,"--

and see the gay crowds ride to and fro Rotten Row, without the fatigue of
joining them, especially if the wind was in the east.

There was no affectation of costliness about the rooms, but a wonderful
accumulation of comfort. Every patent chair that proffered a variety in
the art of lounging found its place there; and near every chair a little
table, on which you might deposit your book or your coffee-cup, without
the trouble of moving more than your hand. In winter, nothing warmer than
the quilted curtains and Axminster carpets can be conceived; in summer,
nothing airier and cooler than the muslin draperies and the Indian
mattings. And I defy a man to know to what perfection dinner may be
brought, unless he had dined with Sir Sedley Beaudesert. Certainly, if
that distinguished personage had but been an egotist, he had been the
happiest of men. But, unfortunately for him, he was singularly amiable
and kind-hearted. He had the bonne digestion, but not the other requisite
for worldly felicity,--the mauvais cceur. He felt a sincere pity for
every one else who lived in rooms without patent chairs and little
coffee-tables, whose windows did not look on the Park, with sofas niched
into their recesses. As Henry IV. wished every man to have his pot au
feu, so Sir Sedley Beaudesert, if he could have had his way, would have
every man served with an early cucumber for his fish, and a caraffe of
iced water by the side of his bread and cheese. He thus evinced on
politics a naive simplicity which delightfully contrasted his acuteness
on matters of taste. I remember his saying, in a discussion on the Beer
Bill, "The poor ought not to be allowed to drink beer, it is so
particularly rheumatic! The best drink in hard work is dry
champagne,--not vtousseux; I found that out when I used to shoot on the

Indolent as Sir Sedley was, he had contrived to open an extraordinary
number of drains on his wealth.

First, as a landed proprietor there was no end to applications from
distressed farmers, aged poor, benefit societies, and poachers he had
thrown out of employment by giving up his preserves to please his

Next, as a man of pleasure the whole race of womankind had legitimate
demands on him. From a distressed duchess whose picture lay perdu under a
secret spring of his snuff-box, to a decayed laundress to whom he might
have paid a compliment on the perfect involutions of a frill, it was
quite sufficient to be a daughter of Eve to establish a just claim on Sir
Sedley's inheritance from Adam.

Again, as an amateur of art and a respectful servant of every muse, all
whom the public had failed to patronize,--painter, actor, poet,
musician,--turned, like dying sunflowers to the sun, towards the pitying
smile of Sir Sedley Beaudesert. Add to these the general miscellaneous
multitude who "had heard of Sir Sedley's high character for benevolence,"
and one may well suppose what a very costly reputation he had set up. In
fact, though Sir Sedley could not spend on what might fairly be called
"himself" a fifth part of his very handsome income, I have no doubt that
he found it difficult to make both ends meet at the close of the year.
That he did so, he owed perhaps to two rules which his philosophy had
peremptorily adopted. He never made debts, and he never gambled. For both
these admirable aberrations from the ordinary routine of fine gentlemen I
believe he was indebted to the softness of his disposition. He had a
great compassion for a wretch who was dunned. "Poor fellow!" he would
say, "it must be so painful to him to pass his life in saying 'No.'" So
little did he know about that class of promisers,--as if a man dunned
ever said 'No'! As Beau Brummell, when asked if he was fond of
vegetables, owned that he had once eat a pea, so Sir Sedley Beaudesert
owned that he had once played high at piquet. "I was so unlucky as to
win," said he, referring to that indiscretion, "and I shall never forget
the anguish on the face of the man who paid me. Unless I could always
lose, it would be a perfect purgatory to play."

Now nothing could be more different in their kinds of benevolence than
Sir Sedley and Mr. Trevanion. Mr. Trevanion had a great contempt for
individual charity. He rarely put his hand into his purse,--he drew a
great check on his bankers. Was a congregation without a church, or a
village without a school, or a river without a bridge, Mr. Trevanion set
to work on calculations, found out the exact sum required by an algebraic
x--y, and paid it as he would have paid his butcher. It must be owned
that the distress of a man whom he allowed to be deserving, did not
appeal to him in vain. But it is astonishing how little he spent in that
way; for it was hard indeed to convince Mr. Trevanion that a deserving
man ever was in such distress as to want charity.

That Trevanion, nevertheless, did infinitely more real good than Sir
Sedley, I believe; but he did it as a mental operation,--by no means as
an impulse from the heart. I am sorry to say that the main difference was
this,--distress always seemed to accumulate round Sir Sedley, and vanish
from the presence of Trevanion. Where the last came, with his busy,
active, searching mind, energy woke, improvement sprang up. Where the
first came, with his warm, kind heart, a kind of torpor spread under its
rays; people lay down and basked in the liberal sunshine. Nature in one
broke forth like a brisk, sturdy winter; in the other like a lazy Italian
summer. Winter is an excellent invigorator, no doubt, but we all love
summer better.

Now, it is a proof how lovable Sir Sedley was, that I loved him, and yet
was jealous of him. Of all the satellites round my fair Cynthia, Fanny
Trevanion, I dreaded most this amiable luminary. It was in vain for me to
say, with the insolence of youth, that Sir Sedley Beaudesert was of the
same age as Fanny's father; to see them together, he might have passed
for Trevanion's son. No one amongst the younger generation was half so
handsome as Sedley Beaudesert. He might be eclipsed at first sight by the
showy effect of more redundant locks and more brilliant bloom; but he had
but to speak, to smile, in order to throw a whole cohort of dandies into
the shade. It was the expression of his countenance that was so
bewitching; there was something so kindly in its easy candor, its benign
good-nature. And he understood women so well! He flattered their foibles
so insensibly; he commanded their affection with so gracious a dignity.
Above all, what with his accomplishments, his peculiar reputation, his
long celibacy, and the soft melancholy of his sentiments, he always
contrived to interest them. There was not a charming woman by whom this
charming man did not seem just on the point of being caught! It was like
the sight of a splendid trout in a transparent stream, sailing pensively
to and fro your fly, in a willand-a-won't sort of a way. Such a trout! it
would be a thousand pities to leave him, when evidently so well disposed!
That trout, fair maid or gentle widow, would have kept you whipping the
stream and dragging the fly--from morning to dewy eve. Certainly I don't
wish worse to my bitterest foe of five and twenty than such a rival as
Sedley Beaudesert at seven and forty.

Fanny, indeed, perplexed me horribly. Sometimes I fancied she liked me;
but the fancy scarce thrilled me with delight before it vanished in the
frost of a careless look or the cold beam of a sarcastic laugh. Spoiled
darling of the world as she was, she seemed so innocent in her exuberant
happiness that one forgot all her faults in that atmosphere of joy which
she diffused around her. And despite her pretty insolence, she had so
kind a woman's heart below the surface! When she once saw that she had
pained you, she was so soft, so winning, so humble, till she had healed
the wound. But then, if she saw she had pleased you too much, the little
witch was never easy till she had plagued you again. As heiress to so
rich a father, or rather perhaps mother (for the fortune came from Lady
Ellinor), she was naturally surrounded with admirers not wholly
disinterested. She did right to plague them; but Me! Poor boy that I was,
why should I seem more disinterested than others; how should she perceive
all that lay hid in my young deep heart? Was I not in all--worldly
pretensions the least worthy of her admirers, and might I not seem,
therefore, the most mercenary,--I, who never thought of her fortune, or
if that thought did come across me, it was to make me start and turn
pale? And then it vanished at her first glance, as a ghost from the dawn.
How hard it is to convince youth, that sees all the world of the future
before it, and covers that future with golden palaces, of the
inequalities of life! In my fantastic and sublime romance I looked out
into that Great Beyond, saw myself orator, statesman, minister,
ambassador,--Heaven knows what,--laying laurels, which I mistook for
rent-rolls, at Fanny's feet.

Whatever Fanny might have discovered as to the state of my heart, it
seemed an abyss not worth prying into by either Trevanion or Lady
Ellinor. The first, indeed, as may be supposed, was too busy to think of
such trifles. And Lady Ellinor treated me as a mere boy,--almost like a
boy of her own, she was so kind to me. But she did not notice much the
things that lay immediately around her. In brilliant conversation with
poets, wits, and statesmen, in sympathy with the toils of her husband or
proud schemes for his aggrandizement, Lady Ellinor lived a life of
excitement. Those large, eager, shining eyes of hers, bright with some
feverish discontent, looked far abroad, as if for new worlds to conquer;
the world at her feet escaped from her vision. She loved her daughter,
she was proud of her, trusted in her with a superb repose; she did not
watch over her. Lady Ellinor stood alone on a mountain and amidst a


One day the Trevanions had all gone into the country on a visit to a
retired minister distantly related to Lady Ellinor, and who was one of
the few persons Trevanion himself condescended to consult. I had almost a
holiday. I went to call on Sir Sedley Beaudesert. I had always longed to
sound him on one subject, and had never dared. This time I resolved to
pluck up courage.

"Ah, my young friend!" said he, rising from the contemplation of a
villanous picture by a young artist, which he had just benevolently
purchased, "I was thinking of you this morning.--Wait a moment, Summers
[this to the valet]. Be so good as to take this picture; let it be packed
up and go down into the country. It is a sort of picture," he added,
turning to me, "that requires a large house. I have an old gallery with
little casements that let in no light. It is astonishing how convenient I
have found it!" As soon as the picture was gone, Sir Sedley drew a long
breath, as if relieved, and resumed more gayly,--

"Yes, I was thinking of you; and if you will forgive any interference in
your affairs,--from your father's old friend,--I should be greatly
honored by your permission to ask Trevanion what he supposes is to be the
ultimate benefit of the horrible labor he inflicts upon you."

"But, my dear Sir Sedley, I like the labors; I am perfectly contented."

"Not to remain always secretary to one who, if there were no business to
be done among men, would set about teaching the ants to build hills upon
better architectural principles! My dear sir, Trevanion is an awful man,
a stupendous man, one catches fatigue if one is in the same room with him
three minutes! At your age,--an age that ought to be so
happy,"--continued Sir Sedley, with a compassion perfectly angelically
"it is sad to see so little enjoyment!"

"But, Sir Sedley, I assure you that you are mistaken, I thoroughly enjoy
myself; and have I not heard even you confess that one may be idle and
not happy?"

"I did not confess that till I was on the wrong side of forty!" said Sir
Sedley, with a slight shade on his brow. "Nobody would ever think you
were on the wrong side of forty!" said I, with artful flattery, winding
into my subject. "Miss Trevanion, for instance?"

I paused. Sir Sedley looked hard at me, from his bright dark-blue eyes.
"Well, Miss Trevanion for instance?"

"Miss Trevanion, who has all the best-looking fellows in London round
her, evidently prefers you to any of them."

I said this with a great gulp. I was obstinately bent on plumbing the
depth of my own fears.

Sir Sedley rose; he laid his hand kindly on mine, and said, "Do not let
Fanny Trevanion torment you even more than her father does!"

"I don't understand you, Sir Sedley."

"But if I understand you, that is more to the purpose. A girl like Miss
Trevanion is cruel till she discovers she has a heart. It is not safe to
risk one's own with any woman till she has ceased to be a coquette. My
dear young friend, if you took life less in earnest, I should spare you
the pain of these hints. Some men sow flowers, some plant trees: you are
planting a tree under which you will soon find that no flower will grow.
Well and good, if the tree could last to bear fruit and give shade; but
beware lest you have to tear it up one day or other; for then--What then?
Why, you will find your whole life plucked away with its roots!"

Sir Sedley said these last words with so serious an emphasis that I was
startled from the confusion I had felt at the former part of his address.
He paused long, tapped his snuff-box, inhaled a pinch slowly, and
continued, with his more accustomed sprightliness,--

"Go as much as you can into the world. Again I say, 'Enjoy yourself.' And
again I ask, what is all this labor to do for you? On some men, far less
eminent than Trevanion, it would impose a duty to aid you in a practical
career, to secure you a public employment; not so on him. He would not
mortgage an inch of his independence by asking a favor from a minister.
He so thinks occupation the delight of life that he occupies you out of
pure affection. He does not trouble his head about your future. He
supposes your father will provide for that, and does not consider that
meanwhile your work leads to nothing! Think over all this. I have now
bored you enough."

I was bewildered; I was dumb. These practical men of the world, how they
take us by surprise! Here had I come to sound Sir Sedley, and here was I
plumbed, gauged, measured, turned inside out, without having got an inch
beyond the sur face of that smiling, debonnaire, unruffled ease. Yet,
with his invariable delicacy, in spite of all this horrible frankness,
Sir Sedley had not said a word to wound what he might think the more
sensitive part of my amour propre,--not a word as to the inadequacy of my
pretensions to think seriously of Fanny Trevanion. Had we been the
Celadon and Chloe of a country village, he could not have regarded us as
more equal, so far as the world went. And for the rest, he rather
insinuated that poor Fanny, the great heiress, was not worthy of me, than
that I was not worthy of Fanny.

I felt that there was no wisdom in stammering and blushing out denials
and equivocations; so I stretched my hand to Sir Sedley, took up my hat,
and went. Instinctively I bent my way to my father's house. I had not
been there for many days. Not only had I had a great deal to do in the
way of business, but I am ashamed to say that pleasure itself had so
entangled my leisure hours, and Miss Trevanion especially so absorbed
them, that, without even uneasy foreboding, I had left my father
fluttering his wings more feebly and feebly in the web of Uncle Jack.
When I arrived in Russell Street I found the fly and the spider
cheek-by-jowl together. Uncle Jack sprang up at my entrance and cried,
"Congratulate your father. Congratulate him!--no; congratulate the

"What, uncle!" said I, with a dismal effort at sympathizing liveliness,
"is the 'Literary Times' launched at last?"

"Oh! that is all settled,--settled long since. Here's a specimen of the
type we have chosen for the leaders." And Uncle Jack, whose pocket was
never without a wet sheet of some kind or other, drew forth a steaming
papyral monster, which in point of size was to the political "Times" as a
mammoth may be to an elephant. "That is all settled. We are only
preparing our contributors, and shall put out our programme next week or
the week after. No, Pisistratus, I mean the Great Work."

"My dear father, I am so glad. What! it is really sold, then?"

"Hum!" said my father.

"Sold!" burst forth Uncle Jack. "Sold,--no, sir, we would not sell it!
No; if all the booksellers fell down on their knees to us, as they will
some day, that book should not be sold! Sir, that book is a revolution;
it is an era; it is the emancipator of genius from mercenary
thraldom,--That Book!"

I looked inquiringly from uncle to father, and mentally retracted my
congratulations. Then Mr. Caxton, slightly blushing, and shyly rubbing
his spectacles, said, "You see, Pisistratus, that though poor Jack has
devoted uncommon pains to induce the publishers to recognize the merit he
has discovered in the 'History of Human Error,' he has failed to do so."

"Not a bit of it; they all acknowledge its miraculous learning, its--"

"Very true; but they don't think it will sell, and therefore most
selfishly refuse to buy it. One bookseller, indeed, offered to treat for
it if I would leave out all about the Hottentots and Caffres, the Greek
philosophers and Egyptian priests, and confining myself solely to polite
society, entitle the work 'Anecdotes of the Courts of Europe, Ancient and

"The--wretch!" groaned Uncle Jack.

"Another thought it might be cut up into little essays, leaving out the
quotations, entitled 'Men and Manners.' A third was kind enough to
observe that though this kind of work was quite unsalable, yet, as I
appeared to have some historical information, he should be happy to
undertake an historical romance from my graphic pen,'--that was the
phrase, was it not, Jack?"

Jack was too full to speak.

"Provided I would introduce a proper love-plot, and make it into three
volumes post octavo, twenty-three lines in a page, neither more nor less.
One honest fellow at last was found who seemed to me a very respectable
and indeed enterprising person. And after going through a list of
calculations, which showed that no possible profit could arise, he
generously offered to give me half of those no-profits, provided I would
guarantee half the very visible expenses. I was just meditating the
prudence of accepting this proposal, when your uncle was seized with a
sublime idea, which has whisked up my book in a whirlwind of

"And that idea?" said I, despondently.

"That idea," quoth Uncle Jack, recovering himself, "is simply and shortly
this. From time immemorial, authors have been the prey of the publishers.
Sir, authors have lived in garrets, nay, have been choked in the street
by an unexpected crumb of bread, like the man who wrote the play, poor

"Otway," said my father. "The story is not true,--no matter."

"Milton, sir, as everybody knows, sold 'Paradise Lost' for ten
pounds,--ten pounds, Sir! In short, instances of a like nature are too
numerous to quote.--But the booksellers, sir, they are leviathans; they
roll in seas of gold; they subsist upon authors as vampires upon little
children. But at last endurance has reached its limit; the fiat has gone
forth; the tocsin of liberty has resounded: authors have burst their
fetters. And we have just inaugurated the institution of 'The Grand
Anti-Publisher Confederate Authors' Society,' by which, Pisistratus, by
which, mark you, every author is to be his own publisher; that is, every
author who joins the society. No more submission of immortal works to
mercenary calculators, to sordid tastes; no more hard bargains and broken
hearts; no more crumbs of bread choking great tragic poets in the
streets; no more Paradises Lost sold at L10 a-piece! The author brings
his book to a select committee appointed for the purpose,--men of
delicacy, education, and refinement, authors themselves; they read it,
the society publish; and after a modest deduction, which goes towards the
funds of the society, the treasurer hands over the profits to the

"So that, in fact, uncle, every author who can't find a publisher
anywhere else will of course come to the society. The fraternity will be

"It will indeed."

"And the speculation--ruinous."

"Ruinous, why?"

"Because in all mercantile negotiations it is ruinous to invest capital
in supplies which fail of demand. You undertake to publish books that
booksellers will not publish: why? Because booksellers can't sell them.
It's just probable that you'll not sell them any better than the
booksellers. Ergo, the more your business, the larger your deficit; and
the more numerous your society, the more disastrous your condition. Q. E.

"Pooh! The select committee will decide what books are to be published."

"Then where the deuce is the advantage to the authors? I would as lief
submit; my work to a publisher as I would to a select committee of
authors. At all events, the publisher is not my rival; and I suspect he
is the best judge, after all, of a book,--as an accoucheur ought to be of
a baby."

"Upon my word, nephew, you pay a bad compliment to your father's Great
Work, which the booksellers will have nothing to do with."

That was artfully said, and I was posed; when Mr. Caxton observed, with
an apologetic smile,--

"The fact is, my dear Pisistratus, that I want my book published without
diminishing the little fortune I keep for you some day. Uncle Jack starts
a society so to publish it. Health and long life to Uncle Jack's society!
One can't look a gift horse in the mouth."

Here my mother entered, rosy from a shopping expedition with Mrs.
Primmins; and in her joy at hearing that I could stay to dinner, all else
was forgotten. By a wonder, which I did not regret, Uncle Jack really was
engaged to dine out. He had other irons in the fire besides the "Literary
Times" and the "Confederate Authors' Society;" he was deep in a scheme
for making house-tops of felt (which, under other hands, has, I believe,
since succeeded); and he had found a rich man (I suppose a hatter) who
seemed well inclined to the project, and had actually asked him to dine
and expound his views.


Here we three are seated round the open window--after dinner--familiar as
in the old happy time--and my mother is talking low, that she may not
disturb my father, who seems in thought--

Cr-cr-crrr-cr-cr! I feel it--I have it. Where! What! Where!
Knock it down; brush it off! For Heaven's sake, see to it!
Crrrr-crrrrr--there--here--in my hair--in my sleeve--in my ear--cr-cr.

I say solemnly, and on the word of a Christian, that as I sat down to
begin this chapter, being somewhat in a brown study, the pen insensibly
slipped from my hand, and leaning back in my chair, I fell to gazing in
the fire. It is the end of June, and a remarkably cold evening, even for
that time of year. And while I was so gazing I felt something crawling
just by the nape of the neck, ma'am. Instinctively and mechanically, and
still musing, I put my hand there, and drew forth What? That what it is
which perplexes me. It was a thing--a dark thing--a much bigger thing
than I had expected. And the sight took me so by surprise that I gave my
hand a violent shake, and the thing went--where I know not. The what and
the where are the knotty points in the whole question! No sooner had it
gone than I was seized with repentance not to have examined it more
closely; not to have ascertained what the creature was. It might have
been an earwig,--a very large, motherly earwig; an earwig far gone in
that way in which earwigs wish to be who love their lords. I have a
profound horror of earwigs; I firmly believe that they do get into the
ear. That is a subject on which it is useless to argue with me upon
philosophical grounds. I have a vivid recollection of a story told me by
Mrs. Primmins,--how a lady for many years suffered under the most
excruciating headaches; how, as the tombstones say, "physicians were in
vain;" how she died; and how her head was opened, and how such a nest of
earwigs, ma'am, such a nest! Earwigs are the prolifickest things, and so
fond of their offspring! They sit on their eggs like hens, and the young,
as soon as they are born, creep under them for protection,--quite
touchingly! Imagine such an establishment domesticated at one's tympanum!

But the creature was certainly larger than an earwig. It might
have been one of that genus in the family of Forficulidce called
Labidoura,--monsters whose antennae have thirty joints! There is a
species of this creature in England--but to the great grief of
naturalists, and to the great honor of Providence, very rarely
found--infinitely larger than the common earwig, or Forfaculida
auriculana. Could it have been an early hornet? It had certainly a black
head and great feelers. I have a greater horror of hornets, if possible,
than I have of earwigs. Two hornets will kill a man, and three a
carriage-horse sixteen hands high. However, the creature was gone. Yes,
but where? Where had I so rashly thrown it? It might have got into a fold
of my dressing-gown or into my slippers, or, in short, anywhere, in the
various recesses for earwigs and hornets which a gentleman's habiliments
afford. I satisfy myself at last as far as I can, seeing that I am not
alone in the room, that it is not upon me. I look upon the carpet, the
rug, the chair under the fender. It is non inventus. I barbarously hope
it is frizzing behind that great black coal in the grate. I pluck up
courage; I prudently remove to the other end of the room. I take up my
pen, I begin my chapter,--very nicely, too, I think upon the whole. I am
just getting into my subject, when--cr-cr-er-cr-er--crawl--crawl--crawl
creep--creep--creep. Exactly, my dear ma'am, in the same place it was
before! Oh, by the Powers! I forgot all my scientific regrets at not
having scrutinized its genus before, whether Forfaculida or Labidoura. I
made a desperate lunge with both hands,--something between thrust and
cut, ma'am. The beast is gone. Yes, but, again, where? I say that where
is a very horrible question. Having come twice, in spite of all my
precautions--and exactly on the same spot, too--it shows a confirmed
disposition to habituate itself to its quarters, to effect a parochial
settlement upon me; there is something awful and preternatural in it. I
assure you that there is not a part of me that has not gone
cr-cr-cr!--that has not crept, crawled, and forficulated ever since; and
I put it to you what sort of a chapter I can make after such a--My good
little girl, will you just take the candle and look carefully under the
table? that's a dear! Yes, my love, very black indeed, with two horns,
and inclined to be corpulent. Gentlemen and ladies who have cultivated
an acquaintance with the Phoenician language are aware that Beelzebub,
examined etymologically and entomologically, is nothing more nor less
than Baalzebub, "the Jupiter-fly," an emblem of the Destroying
Attribute, which attribute, indeed, is found in all the insect tribes
more or less. Wherefore, as--Mr. Payne Knight, in his "Inquiry into
Symbolical Languages," hath observed, the Egyptian priests shaved their
whole bodies, even to their eyebrows, lest unaware they should harbor
any of the minor Zebubs of the great Baal. If I were the least bit more
persuaded that that black cr-cr were about me still, and that the
sacrifice of my eyebrows would deprive him of shelter, by the souls of
the Ptolemies I would,--and I will too! Icing the bell, my little dear!
John, my--my cigar-box! There is not a cr in the world that can abide
the fumes of the havana! Pshaw! sir, I am not the only man who lets his
first thoughts upon cold steel end, like this chapter, in--Pff--pff


Everything in this world is of use, even a black thing crawling over the
nape of one's neck! Grim unknown, I shall make of thee--a simile!

I think, ma'am, you will allow that if an incident such as I have
described had befallen yourself, and you had a proper and lady-like
horror of earwigs (however motherly and fond of their offspring), and
also of early hornets,--and indeed of all unknown things of the insect
tribe with black heads and two great horns, or feelers, or forceps, just
by your ear,--I think, ma'am, you will allow that you would find it
difficult to settle back to your former placidity of mood and innocent
stitch-work. You would feel a something that grated on your nerves and
cr'd-cr'd "all over you like," as the children say. And the worst is,
that you would be ashamed to say it. You would feel obliged to look
pleased and join in the conversation, and not fidget too much, nor always
be shaking your flounces and looking into a dark corner of your apron.
Thus it is with many other things in life besides black insects. One has
a secret care, an abstraction, a something between the memory and the
feeling, of a dark crawling cr which one has never dared to analyze. So I
sat by my another, trying to smile and talk as in the old time, but
longing to move about, and look around, and escape to my own solitude,
and take the clothes off my mind, and see what it was that had so
troubled and terrified me; for trouble and terror were upon me. And my
mother, who was always (Heaven bless her!) inquisitive enough in all that
concerned her darling Anachronism, was especially inquisitive that
evening. She made me say where I had been, and what I had done, and how I
had spent my time; and Fanny Trevanion (whom she had seen, by the way,
three or four times, and whom she thought the prettiest person in the
world), oh, she must know exactly what I thought of Fanny Trevanion!

And all this while my father seemed in thought; and so, with my arm over
my mother's chair, and my hand in hers, I answered my mother's questions,
sometimes by a stammer, sometimes by a violent effort at volubility; when
at some interrogatory that went tingling right to my heart I turned
uneasily, and there were my father's eyes fixed on mine, fixed as they
had been when, and none knew why, I pined and languished, and my father
said, "He must go to school;" fixed with quiet, watchful tenderness. Ah,
no! his thoughts had not been on the Great Work; he had been deep in the
pages of that less worthy one for which he had yet more an author's
paternal care. I met those eyes and yearned to throw myself on his heart
and tell him all. Tell him what? Ma'am, I no more knew what to tell him
than I know what that black thing was which has so worried me all this
blessed evening!

"Pisistratus," said my father, softly, "I fear you have forgotten the
saffron bag."

"No, indeed, sir," said I, smiling.

"He," resumed my father, "he who wears the saffron bag has more cheerful,
settled spirits than you seem to have, my poor boy."

"My dear Austin, his spirits are very good, I think," said my mother,

My father shook his head; then he took two or three turns about the room.

"Shall I ring for candles, sir? It is getting dark; you will wish to

"No, Pisistratus, it is you who shall read; and this hour of twilight
best suits the book I am about to open to you."

So saying, he drew a chair between me and my mother and seated himself
gravely, looking down a long time in silence, then turning his eyes to
each of us alternately.

"My dear wife," said he, at length, almost solemnly, "I am going to speak
of myself as I was before I knew you."

Even in the twilight I saw that my mother's countenance changed.

"You have respected my secrets, Katherine, tenderly, honestly. Now the
time is come when I can tell them to you and to our son."


"I lost my mother early; my father--a good man, but who was so indolent
that he rarely stirred from his chair, and who often passed whole days
without speaking, like an Indian dervish--left Roland and myself to
educate ourselves much according to our own tastes. Roland shot and
hunted and fished, read all the poetry and books of chivalry to be found
in my father's collection, which was rich in such matters, and made a
great many copies of the old pedigree,--the only thing in which my father
ever evinced much vital interest. Early in life I conceived a passion for
graver studios, and by good luck I found a tutor in Mr. Tibbets, who, but
for his modesty, Kitty, would have rivalled Porson. He was a second
Budaeus for industry,--and, by the way, he said exactly the same thing
that Budmus did, namely, 'That the only lost day in his life was that in
which he was married; for on that day he had only had six hours for
reading'! Under such a master I could not fail to be a scholar. I came
from the university with such distinction as led me to look sanguinely on
my career in the world.

"I returned to my father's quiet rectory to pause and consider what path
I should take to faire. The rectory was just at the foot of the hill, on
the brow of which were the ruins of the castle Roland has since
purchased. And though I did not feel for the ruins the same romantic
veneration as my dear brother (for my day-dreams were more colored by
classic than feudal recollections), I yet loved to climb the hill, book
in hand, and built my castles in the air midst the wrecks of that which
time had shattered on the earth.

"One day, entering the old weed-grown court, I saw a lady seated on my
favorite spot, sketching the ruins. The lady was young, more beautiful
than any woman I had yet seen,--at least to my eyes. In a word, I was
fascinated, and as the trite phrase goes, 'spell-bound.' I seated myself
at a little distance, and contemplated her without desiring to speak. By
and by, from another part of the ruins, which were then uninhabited, came
a tall, imposing elderly gentleman with a benignant aspect, and a little
dog. The dog ran up to me barking. This drew the attention of both lady
and gentleman to me. The gentleman approached, called off the dog, and
apologized with much politeness. Surveying me somewhat curiously, he then
began to ask questions about the old place and the family it had belonged
to, with the name and antecedents of which he was well acquainted. By
degrees it came out that I was the descendant of that family, and the
younger son of the humble rector who was now its representative. The
gentleman then introduced himself to me as the Earl of Rainsforth, the
principal proprietor in the neighborhood, but who had so rarely visited
the country during my childhood and earlier youth that I had never before
seen him. His only son, however, a young man of great promise, had been
at the same college with me in my first year at the University. The young
lord was a reading man and a scholar, and we had become slightly
acquainted when he left for his travels.

"Now, on hearing my name Lord Rainsforth took my hand cordially, and
leading me to his daughter, said, 'Think, Ellinor, how fortunate!--this
is the Mr. Caxton whom your brother so often spoke of.'

"In short, my dear Pisistratus, the ice was broken, the acquaintance
made; and Lord Rainsforth, saying he was come to atone for his long
absence from the county, and to reside at Compton the greater part of the
year, pressed me to visit him. I did so. Lord Raipsforth's liking to me
increased; I went there often."

My father paused, and seeing my mother had fixed her eyes upon him with a
sort of mournful earnestness, and had pressed her hands very tightly
together, he bent down and kissed her forehead.

"There is no cause, my child!" said he. It was the only time I ever heard
him address my mother so parentally. But then I never heard him before so
grave and solemn,--not a quotation, too; it was incredible: it was not my
father speaking, it was another man. "Yes, I went there often. Lord
Rainsforth was a remarkable person. Shyness that was wholly without pride
(which is rare), and a love for quiet literary pursuits, had prevented
his taking that personal part in public life for which he was richly
qualified; but his reputation for sense and honor, and his personal
popularity, had given him no inconsiderable influence even, I believe, in
the formation of cabinets, and he had once been prevailed upon to fill a
high diplomatic situation abroad, in which I have no doubt that he was as
miserable as a good man can be under any infliction. He was now pleased
to retire from the world, and look at it through the loopholes of
retreat. Lord Rainsforth had a great respect for talent, and a warm
interest in such of the young as seemed to him to possess it. By talent,
indeed, his family had risen, and were strikingly characterized. His
ancestor, the first peer, had been a distinguished lawyer; his father had
been celebrated for scientific attainments; his children, Ellinor and
Lord Pendarvis, were highly accomplished. Thus the family identified
themselves with the aristocracy of intellect, and seemed unconscious of
their claims to the lower aristocracy of rank. You must bear this in mind
throughout my story.

"Lady Ellinor shared her father's tastes and habits of thought (she was
not then an heiress). Lord Rainsforth talked to me of my career. It was a
time when the French Revolution had made statesmen look round with some
anxiety to strengthen the existing order of things, by alliance with all
in the rising generation who evinced such ability as might influence
their contemporaries.

"University distinction is, or was formerly, among the popular passports
to public life. By degrees, Lord Rainsforth liked me so well as to
suggest to me a seat in the House of Commons. A member of Parliament
might rise to anything, and Lord Rainsforth had sufficient influence to
effect my return. Dazzling prospect this to a young scholar fresh from
Thucydides, and with Demosthenes fresh at his tongue's end! My dear boy,
I was not then, you see, quite what I am now: in a word, I loved Ellinor
Compton, and therefore I was ambitious. You know how ambitious she is
still. But I could not mould my ambition to hers. I could not contemplate
entering the senate of my country as a dependent on a party or a
patron,--as a man who must make his fortune there; as a man who, in every
vote, must consider how much nearer he advanced himself to emolument. I
was not even certain that Lord Rainsforth's views on politics were the
same as mine would be. How could the politics of an experienced man of
the world be those of an ardent young student? But had they been
identical, I felt that I could not so creep into equality with a patron's
daughter. No! I was ready to abandon my own more scholastic
predilections, to strain every energy at the Bar, to carve or force my
own way to fortune; and if I arrived at independence, then,--what then?
Why, the right to speak of love and aim at power. This was not the view
of Ellinor Compton. The law seemed to her a tedious, needless drudgery;
there was nothing in it to captivate her imagination. She listened to me
with that charm which she yet retains, and by which she seems to identify
herself with those who speak to her. She would turn to me with a pleading
look when her father 'dilated on the brilliant prospects of a
parliamentary success; for he (not having gained it, yet having lived
with those who had) overvalued it, and seemed ever to wish to enjoy it
through some other. But when I, in turn, spoke of independence, of the
Bar, Ellinor's face grew overcast. The world,--the world was with her,
and the ambition of the world, which is always for power or effect! A
part of the house lay exposed to the east wind. 'Plant half-way down the
hill,' said I one day. 'Plant!' cried Lady Ellinor,--`it will be twenty
years before the trees grow up. No, my dear father, build a wall and
cover it with creepers!' That was an illustration of her whole character.
She could not wait till trees had time to grow; a dead wall would be so
much more quickly thrown up, and parasite creepers would give it a
prettier effect. Nevertheless, she was a grand and noble creature. And
I--in love! Not so discouraged as you may suppose; for Lord Rainsforth
often hinted encouragement which even I could scarcely misconstrue. Not
caring for rank, and not wishing for fortune beyond competence for his
daughter, he saw in me all he required,--a gentleman of ancient birth,
and one in whom his own active mind could prosecute that kind of mental
ambition which overflowed in him, and yet had never had its vent. And
Ellinor!--Heaven forbid I should say she loved me, but something made me
think she could do so. Under these notions, suppressing all my hopes, I
made a bold effort to master the influences round me and to adopt that
career I thought worthiest of us all. I went to London to read for the

"The Bar! is it possible?" cried I. My father smiled sadly.

"Everything seemed possible to me then. I read some months. I began to
see my way even in that short time,--began to comprehend what would be
the difficulties before me, and to feel there was that within me which
could master them. I took a holiday and returned to Cumberland. I found
Roland there on my return. Always of a roving, adventurous temper, though
he had not then entered the army, he had, for more than two years, been
wandering over Great Britain and Ireland on foot. It was a young
knight-errant whom I embraced, and who overwhelmed me with reproaches
that I should be reading for the law. There had never been a lawyer in
the family! It was about that time, I think, that I petrified him with
the discovery of the printer! I knew not exactly wherefore, whether from
jealousy, fear, foreboding, but it certainly was a pain that seized me
when I learned from Roland that he had become intimate at Compton Hall.
Roland and Lord Rainsforth had met at the house of a neighboring
gentleman, and Lord Rainsforth had welcomed his acquaintance, at first,
perhaps, for my sake, afterwards for his own.

"I could not for the life of me," continued my father, "ask Roland if he
admired Ellinor; but when I found that he did not put that question to
me, I trembled!

"We went to Compton together, speaking little by the way. We stayed there
some days."

My father here thrust his hand into his waistcoat. All men have their
little ways, which denote much; and when my father thrust his hand into
his waistcoat, it was always a sign of some mental effort,--he was going
to prove or to argue, to moralize or to preach. Therefore, though I was
listening before with all my ears, I believe I had, speaking magnetically
and mesmerically, an extra pair of ears, a new sense supplied to me, when
my father put his hand into his waistcoat.


"There is not a mystical creation, type, symbol, or poetical invention
for meanings abtruse, recondite, and incomprehensible which is not
represented by the female gender," said my father, having his hand quite
buried in his waistcoat. "For instance, the Sphinx and Isis, whose veil
no man had ever lifted, were both ladies, Kitty! And so was Persephone,
who must be always either in heaven or hell; and Hecate, who was one
thing by night and another by day. The Sibyls were females, and so were
the Gorgons, the Harpies, the Furies, the Fates, and the Teutonic
Valkyrs, Nornies, and Hela herself; in short, all representations of
ideas obscure, inscrutable, and portentous, are nouns feminine."

Heaven bless my father! Augustine Caxton was himself again! I began to
fear that the story had slipped away from him, lost in that labyrinth of
learning. But luckily, as he paused for breath, his look fell on those
limpid blue eyes of my mother, and that honest open brow of hers, which
had certainly nothing in common with Sphinxes, Fates, Furies, or Valkyrs;
and whether his heart smote him, or his reason made him own that he had
fallen into a very disingenuous and unsound train of assertion, I know
not, but his front relaxed, and with a smile he resumed: "Ellinor was the
last person in the world to deceive any one willingly. Did she deceive me
and Roland, that we both, though not conceited men, fancied that, if we
had dared to speak openly of love, we had not so dared in vain; or do you
think, Kitty, that a woman really can love (not much, perhaps, but
somewhat) two or three, or half a dozen, at a time?"

"Impossible!" cried my mother. "And as for this Lady Ellinor, I am
shocked at her--I don't know what to call it!"

"Nor I either, my dear," said my father, slowly taking his hand from his
waistcoat, as if the effort were too much for him, and the problem were
insoluble. "But this, begging your pardon, I do think, that before a
young woman does really, truly, and cordially centre her affections on
one object, she suffers fancy, imagination, the desire of power,
curiosity, or Heaven knows what, to stimulate, even to her own mind, pale
reflections of the luminary not yet risen,--parhelia that precede the
sun. Don't judge of Roland as you see him now, Pisistratus,--grim, and
gray, and formal: imagine a nature soaring high amongst daring thoughts,
or exuberant with the nameless poetry of youthful life, with a frame
matchless for bounding elasticity, an eye bright with haughty fire, a
heart from which noble sentiments sprang like sparks from an anvil. Lady
Ellinor had an ardent, inquisitive imagination. This bold, fiery nature
must have moved her interest. On the other hand, she had an instructed,
full, and eager mind. Am I vain if I say, now after the lapse of so many
years, that in my mind her intellect felt companionship? When a woman
loves and marries and settles, why then she becomes a one whole, a
completed being. But a girl like Ellinor has in her many women. Various
herself, all varieties please her. I do believe that if either of us had
spoken the word boldly, Lady Ellinor would have shrunk back to her own
heart, examined it, tasked it, and given a frank and generous answer; and
he who had spoken first might have had the better chance not to receive a
'No.' But neither of us spoke. And perhaps she was rather curious to know
if she had made an impression, than anxious to create it. It was not that
she willingly deceived us, but her whole atmosphere was delusion. Mists
come before the sunrise. However this be, Roland and I were not long in
detecting each other. And hence arose, first coldness, then jealousy,
then quarrel."

"Oh, my father, your love must have been indeed powerful to have made a
breach between the hearts of two such brothers!"

"Yes," said my father, "it was amidst the old ruins of the castle, there
where I had first seen Ellinor, that, winding my arm round Roland's neck
as I found--him seated amongst the weeds and stones, his face buried in
his hands,--it was there that I said, 'Brother, we both love this woman!
My nature is the calmer of the two, I shall feel the loss less. Brother,
shake hands! and God speed you, for I go!'"

"Austin!" murmured my mother, sinking her head on my father's breast.

"And therewith we quarrelled. For it was Roland who insisted, while the
tears rolled down his eyes and he stamped his foot on the ground, that he
was the intruder, the interloper; that he had no hope; that he had been a
fool and a madman; and that it was for him to go! Now, while we were
disputing, and words began to run high, my father's old servant entered
the desolate place with a note from Lady Ellinor to me, asking for the
loan of some book I had praised. Roland saw the handwriting, and while I
turned the note over and over irresolutely, before I broke the seal, he

"He did not return to my father's house. We did not know what had become
of him. But I, thinking over that impulsive, volcanic nature, took quick
alarm. And I went in search of him; came on his track at last; and after
many days found him in a miserable cottage amongst the most dreary of the
dreary wastes which form so large a part of Cumberland. He was so altered
I scarcely knew him. To be brief, we came at last to a compromise. We
would go back to Compton. This suspense was intolerable. One of us at
least should take courage and learn his fate. But who should speak first?
We drew lots, and the lot fell on me.

"And now that I was really to pass the Rubicon, now that I was to impart
that secret hope which had animated me so long, been to me a new life,
what were my sensations? My dear boy, depend on it that that age is the
happiest when such feelings as I felt then can agitate us no more; they
are mistakes in the serene order of that majestic life which Heaven meant
for thoughtful man. Our souls should be as stars on earth, not as meteors
and tortured comets. What could I offer to Ellinor, to her father? What
but a future of patient labor? And in either answer what alternative of
misery,--my own existence shattered, or Roland's noble heart!

"Well, we went to Compton. In our former visits we had been almost the
only guests. Lord Rainsforth did not much affect the intercourse of
country squires, less educated then than now; and in excuse for Ellinor
and for us, we were almost the only men of our own age she had seen in
that large dull house. But now the London season had broken up, the house
was filled; there was no longer that familiar and constant approach to
the mistress of the Hall which had made us like one family. Great ladies,
fine people were round her; a look, a smile, a passing word were as much
as I had a right to expect. And the talk, too, how different! Before I
could speak on books,--I was at home there! Roland could pour forth his
dreams, his chivalrous love for the past, his bold defiance of the
unknown future. And Ellinor, cultivated and fanciful, could sympathize
with both. And her father, scholar and gentleman, could sympathize too.
But now--"


"It is no use in the world," said my father, "to know all the languages
expounded in grammars and splintered up into lexicons, if we don't learn
the language of the world. It is a talk apart, Kitty," cried my father,
warming up. "It is an Anaglyph,--a spoken anaglyph, my dear! If all the
hieroglyphs of the Egyptians had been A B C to you, still, if you did not
know the anaglyph, you would know nothing of the true mysteries of the
priests. (1)

"Neither Roland nor I knew one symbol letter of the anaglyph. Talk, talk,
talk on persons we never heard of, things we never cared for. All we
thought of importance, puerile or pedantic trifles; all we thought so
trite and childish, the grand momentous business of life! If you found a
little schoolboy on his half-holiday fishing for minnows with a crooked
pin, and you began to tell him of all the wonders of the deep, the laws
of the tides, and the antediluvian relies of iguanodon and ichthyosaurus;
nay, if you spoke but of pearl fisheries and coral-banks, or
water-kelpies and naiads,--would not the little boy cry out peevishly,
'Don't tease me with all that nonsense; let me fish in peace for my
minnows!' I think the little boy is right after his own way: it was to
fish for minnows that he came out, poor child, not to hear about
iguanodons and water-kelpies.

"So the company fished for minnows, and not a word could we say about our
pearl-fisheries and coral-banks! And as for fishing for minnows
ourselves, my dear boy, we should have been less bewildered if you had
asked us to fish for a mermaid! Do you see, now, one reason why I have
let you go thus early into the world? Well, but amongst these
minnow-fishers there was one who fished with an air that made the minnows
look larger than salmons.

"Trevanion had been at Cambridge with me. We were even intimate. He was a
young man like myself, with his way to make in the world. Poor as I, of a
family upon a par with mine, old enough, but decayed. There was, however,
this difference between us: he had connections in the great world; I had
none. Like me, his chief pecuniary resource was a college fellowship.
Now, Trevanion had established a high reputation at the University; but
less as a scholar, though a pretty fair one, than as a man to rise in
life. Every faculty he had was an energy. He aimed at everything: lost
some things, gained others. He was a great speaker in a debating society,
a member of some politico-economical club. He was an eternal
talker,--brilliant, various, paradoxical, florid; different from what he
is now, for, dreading fancy, his career since has been one effort to curb
it. But all his mind attached itself to something that we Englishmen call
solid; it was a large mind,--not, my dear Kitty, like a fine whale
sailing through knowledge from the pleasure of sailing, but like a
polypus, that puts forth all its feelers for the purpose of catching hold
of something. Trevanion had gone at once to London from the University;
his reputation and his talk dazzled his connections, not unjustly. They
made an effort, they got him into Parliament; he had spoken, he had
succeeded. He came to Compton in the flush of his virgin fame. I cannot
convey to you who know him now--with his careworn face and abrupt, dry
manner, reduced by perpetual gladiatorship to the skin and bone of his
former self--what that man was when he first stepped into the arena of

"You see, my listeners, that you have to recollect that we middle-aged
folks were young then; that is to say, we were as different from what we
are now as the green bough of summer is from the dry wood out of which we
make a ship or a gatepost. Neither man nor wood comes to the uses of life
till the green leaves are stripped and the sap gone. And then the uses of
life transform us into strange things with other names: the tree is a
tree no more, it is a gate or a ship; the youth is a youth no more, but a
one-legged soldier, a hollow-eyed statesman, a scholar spectacled and
slippered! When Micyllus"--here the hand slides into the waistcoat
again--"when Micyllus," said my father, "asked the cock that had once
been Pythagoras(2) if the affair of Troy was really as Homer told it, the
cock replied scornfully, 'How could Homer know anything about it? At that
time he was a camel in Bactria.' Pisistratus, according to the doctrine
of metempsychosis you might have been a Bactrian camel when that which to
my life was the siege of Troy saw Roland and Trevanion before the walls.

"Handsome you can see that Trevanion has been: but the beauty of his
countenance then was in its perpetual play, its intellectual eagerness;
and his conversation was so discursive, so various, so animated, and
above all so full of the things of the day! If he had been a priest of
Serapis for fifty years he could not have known the anaglyph better.
Therefore he filled up every crevice and pore of that hollow society with
his broken, inquisitive, petulant light; therefore he was admired, talked
of, listened to, and everybody said, 'Trevanion is a rising man.'

"Yet I did not do him then the justice I have done since; for we students
and abstract thinkers are apt too much, in our first youth, to look to
the depth, of a man's mind or knowledge, and not enough to the surface it
may cover. There may be more water in a flowing stream only four feet
deep, and certainly more force and more health, than in a sullen pool
thirty yards to the bottom. I did not do Trevanion justice; I did not see
how naturally he realized Lady Ellinor's ideal. I have said that she was
like many women in one. Trevanion was a thousand men in one. He had
learning to please her mind, eloquence to dazzle her fancy, beauty to
please her eye, reputation precisely of the kind to allure her vanity,
honor and conscientious purpose to satisfy her judgment; and, above all,
he was ambitious,--ambitious not as I, not as Roland was, but ambitious
as Ellinor was; ambitious, not to realize some grand ideal in the silent
heart, but to grasp the practical, positive substances that lay without.

"Ellinor was a child of the great world, and so was he.

"I saw not all this, nor did Roland; and Trevanion seemed to pay no
particular court to Ellinor.

"But the time approached when I ought to speak. The house began to thin.
Lord Rainsforth had leisure to resume his easy conferences with me; and
one day, walking in his garden, he gave me the opportunity,--for I need
not say, Pisistratus," said my father, looking at me earnestly, "that
before any man of honor, if of inferior worldly pretensions, will open
his heart seriously to the daughter, it is his duty to speak first to the
parent, whose confidence has imposed that trust." I bowed my head and

"I know not how it was," continued my father, "but Lord Rainsforth turned
the conversation on Ellinor. After speaking of his expectations in his
son, who was returning home, he said, 'But he will of course enter public
life,--will, I trust, soon marry, have a separate establishment, and I
shall see but little of him. My Ellinor! I cannot bear the thought of
parting wholly with her. And that, to say the selfish truth, is one
reason why I have never wished her to marry a rich man, and so leave me
forever. I could hope that she will give herself to one who may be
contented to reside at least great part of the year with me, who may
bless me with another son, not steal from me a daughter. I do not mean
that he should waste his life in the country; his occupations would
probably lead him to London. I care not where my house is,--all I want is
to keep my home. You know,' he added, with a smile that I thought
meaning, 'how often I have implied to you that I have no vulgar ambition
for Ellinor. Her portion must be very small, for my estate is strictly
entailed, and I have lived too much up to my income all my life to hope
to save much now. But her tastes do not require expense, and while I
live, at least, there need be no change. She can only prefer a man whose
talents, congenial to hers, will win their own career, and ere I die that
career may be made.' Lord Rainsforth paused; and then--how, in what words
I know not, but out all burst!--my long-suppressed, timid, anxious,
doubtful, fearful love. The strange energy it had given to a nature till
then so retiring and calm! My recent devotion to the law; my confidence
that, with such a prize, I could succeed,--it was but a transfer of labor
from one study to another. Labor could conquer all things, and custom
sweeten them in the conquest. The Bar was a less brilliant career than
the senate. But the first aim of the poor man should be independence. In
short, Pisistratus, wretched egotist that I was, I forgot Roland in that
moment; and I spoke as one who felt his life was in his words.

"Lord Rainsforth looked at me, when I had done, with a countenance full
of affection, but it was not cheerful.

"'My dear Caxton,' said he, tremulously, 'I own that I once wished
this,--wished it from the hour I knew you; but why did you so long--I
never suspected that--nor, I am sure, did Ellinor.' He stopped short, and
added quickly: 'However, go and speak, as you have spoken to me, to
Ellinor. Go; it may not yet be too late. And yet--but go.'

"'Too late!'--what meant those words? Lord Rainsforth had turned hastily
down another walk, and left me alone, to ponder over an answer which
concealed a riddle. Slowly I took my way towards the house and sought
Lady Ellinor, half hoping, half dreading to find her alone. There was a
little room communicating with a conservatory, where she usually sat in
the morning. Thither I took my course. That room,--I see it still!--the
walls covered with pictures from her own hand, many were sketches of the
haunts we had visited together; the simple ornaments, womanly but not
effeminate; the very books on the table, that had been made familiar by
dear associations. Yes, there the Tasso, in which we had read together
the episode of Clorinda; there the Aeschylus in which I translated to her
the 'Prometheus.' Pedantries these might seem to some, pedantries,
perhaps, they were; but they were proofs of that congeniality which had
knit the man of books to the daughter of the world. That room, it was the
home of my heart.

"Such, in my vanity of spirit, methought would be the air round a home to
come. I looked about me, troubled and confused, and, halting timidly, I
saw Ellinor before me, leaning her face on her hand, her cheek more
flushed than usual, and tears in her eyes. I approached in silence, and
as I drew my chair to the table, my eye fell on a glove on the floor. It
was a man's glove. Do you know," said my father, "that once, when I was
very young, I saw a Dutch picture called 'The Glove,' and the subject was
of murder? There was a weed-grown, marshy pool, a desolate, dismal
landscape, that of itself inspired thoughts of ill deeds and terror. And
two men, as if walking by chance, came to this pool; the finger of one
pointed to a blood-stained glove, and the eyes of both were fixed on each
other, as if there were no need of words. That glove told its tale. The
picture had long haunted me in my boyhood, but it never gave me so uneasy
and fearful a feeling as did that real glove upon the floor. Why? My dear
Pisistratus, the theory of forebodings involves one of those questions on
which we may ask 'why' forever. More chilled than I had been in speaking
to her father, I took heart at last, and spoke to Ellinor."

My father stopped short; the moon had risen, and was shining full into
the room and on his face. And by that light the face was changed; young
emotions had brought back youth,--my father looked a young man. But what
pain was there! If the memory alone could raise what, after all, was but
the ghost of suffering, what had been its living reality! Involuntarily I
seized his hand; my father pressed it convulsively, and said with a deep
breath: "It was too late; Trevanion was Lady Ellinor's accepted,
plighted, happy lover. My dear Katherine, I do not envy him now; look up,
sweet wife, look up!"

(1). The anaglyph was peculiar to the Egyptian priests; the hieroglyph
generally known to the well educated.

(2). Lucian, The Dream of Micyllus.


"Ellinor (let me do her justice) was shocked at my silent emotion. No
human lip could utter more tender sympathy, more noble self-reproach; but
that was no balm to my wound. So I left the house; so I never returned to
the law; so all impetus, all motive for exertion, seemed taken from my
being; so I went back into books. And so a moping, despondent, worthless
mourner might I have been to the end of my days, but that Heaven, in its
mercy, sent thy mother, Pisistratus, across my path; and day and night I
bless God and her, for I have been, and am--oh, indeed, I am a happy

My mother threw herself on my father's breast, sobbing violently, and
then turned from the room without a word; my father's eye, swimming in
tears, followed her; and then, after pacing the room for some moments in
silence, he came up to me, and leaning his arm on my shoulder, whispered,
"Can you guess why I have now told you all this, my son?"

"Yes, partly: thank you, father," I faltered, and sat down, for I felt

"Some sons," said my father, seating himself beside me, "would find in
their father's follies and errors an excuse for their own; not so will
you, Pisistratus."

"I see no folly, no error, sir; only nature and sorrow."

"Pause ere you thus think," said my father. "Great was the folly and
great the error of indulging imagination that has no basis, of linking
the whole usefulness of my life to the will of a human creature like
myself. Heaven did not design the passion of love to be this tyrant; nor
is it so with the mass and multitude of human life. We dreamers, solitary
students like me, or half-poets like poor Roland, make our own disease.
How many years, even after I had regained serenity, as your mother gave
me a home long not appreciated, have I wasted! The mainstring of my
existence was snapped; I took no note of time. And therefore now, you
see, late in life, Nemesis wakes. I look back with regret at powers
neglected, opportunities gone. Galvanically I brace up energies
half-palsied by disuse; and you see me, rather than rest quiet and good
for nothing, talked into what, I dare say, are sad follies, by an Uncle
Jack! And now I behold Ellinor again; and I say in wonder: 'All this--all
this--all this agony, all this torpor, for that, haggard face, that
worldly spirit!' So is it ever in life: mortal things fade; immortal
things spring more freshly with every step to the tomb.

"Ah!" continued my father, with a sigh, "it would not have been so if at
your age I had found out the secret of the saffron bag!"


"And Roland, sir," said I, "how did he take it?"

"With all the indignation of a proud, unreasonable man; more indignant,
poor fellow, for me than himself. And so did he wound and gall me by what
he said of Ellinor, and so did he rage against me because I would not
share his rage, that again we quarrelled. We parted, and did not meet for
many years. We came into sudden possession of our little fortunes. His he
devoted (as you may know) to the purchase of the old ruins and the
commission in the army, which had always been his dream; and so went his
way, wrathful. My share gave me an excuse for indolence,--it satisfied
all my wants; and when my old tutor died, and his young child became my
ward, and, somehow or other, from my ward my wife, it allowed me to
resign my fellowship and live amongst my books, still as a book myself.
One comfort, somewhat before my marriage, I had conceived; and that, too,
Roland has since said was comfort to him,--Ellinor became an heiress. Her
poor brother died, and all of the estate that did not pass in the male
line devolved on her. That fortune made a gulf between us almost as wide
as her marriage. For Ellinor poor and portionless, in spite of her rank,
I could have worked, striven, slaved; but Ellinor Rich! it would have
crushed me. This was a comfort. But still, still the past,--that
perpetual aching sense of something that had seemed the essential of life
withdrawn from life evermore, evermore! What was left was not sorrow,--it
was a void. Had I lived more with men, and less with dreams and books, I
should have made my nature large enough to bear the loss of a single
passion. But in solitude we shrink up. No plant so much as man needs the
sun and the air. I comprehend now why most of our best and wisest men
have lived in capitals; and therefore again I say, that one scholar in a
family is enough. Confiding in your sound heart and strong honor, I turn
you thus betimes on the world. Have I done wrong? Prove that I have not,
my child. Do you know what a very good man has said? Listen and follow my
precept, not example.

"The state of the world is such, and so much depends on action, that
everything seems to say aloud to every man, 'Do something--do it--do

I was profoundly touched, and I rose refreshed and hopeful, when suddenly
the door opened, and who or what in the world should come in--But
certainly he, she, it, or they shall not come into this chapter! On that
point I am resolved. No, my dear young lady, I am extremely flattered, I
feel for your curiosity; but really not a peep,--not one! And yet--Well,
then, if you will have it, and look so coaxingly--Who or what, I say,
should come in abrupt, unexpected--taking away one's breath, not giving
one time to say, "By your leave, or with your leave," but making one's
mouth stand open with surprise, and one's eyes fix in a big round stupid



There entered, in the front drawing-room of my father's house in Russell
Street, an Elf! clad in white,--small, delicate, with curls of jet over
her shoulders; with eyes so large and so lustrous that they shone through
the room as no eyes merely human could possibly shine. The Elf
approached, and stood facing us. The sight was so unexpected and the
apparition so strange that we remained for some moments in startled
silence. At length my father, as the bolder and wiser man of the two, and
the more fitted to deal with the eerie things of another world, had the
audacity to step close up to the little creature, and, bending down to
examine its face, said, "What do you want, my pretty child?"

Pretty child! Was it only a pretty child after all? Alas! it would be
well if all we mistake for fairies at the first glance could resolve
themselves only into pretty children.

"Come," answered the child, with a foreign accent, and taking my father
by the lappet of his coat, "come, poor papa is so ill! I am frightened!
come, and save him."

"Certainly," exclaimed my father, quickly. "Where's my hat, Sisty?
Certainly, my child; we will go and save papa."

"But who is papa?" asked Pisistratus,--a question that would never have
occurred to my father. He never asked who or what the sick papas of poor
children were when the children pulled him by the lappet of his coat.
"Who is papa?"

The child looked hard at me, and the big tears rolled from those large,
luminous eyes, but quite silently. At this moment a full-grown figure
filled up the threshold, and emerging from the shadow, presented to us
the aspect of a stout, well-favored young woman. She dropped a courtesy,
and then said, mincingly,--

"Oh, miss, you ought to have waited for me, and not alarmed the
gentlefolks by running upstairs in that way! If you please, sir, I was
settling with the cabman, and he was so imperent,--them low fellows
always are, when they have only us poor women to deal with, sir, and--"

"But what is the matter?" cried I, for my father had taken the child in
his arms soothingly, and she was now weeping on his breast.

"Why, you see, sir [another courtesy], the gent only arrived last night
at our hotel, sir,--the Lamb, close by Lunnun Bridge,--and he was taken
ill, and he's not quite in his right mind like; so we sent for the
doctor, and the doctor looked at the brass plate on the gent's
carpet-bag, sir, and then he looked into the 'Court Guide,' and he said,
'There is a Mr. Caxton in Great Russell Street,--is he any relation?' and
this young lady said, 'That's my papa's brother, and we were going
there.' And so, sir, as the Boots was out, I got into a cab, and miss
would come with me, and--"

"Roland--Roland ill! Quick, quick, quick!" cried my father, and with the
child still in his arms he ran down the stairs. I followed with his hat,
which of course he had forgotten. A cab, by good luck, was passing our
very door; but the chambermaid would not let us enter it till she had
satisfied herself that it was not the same she had dismissed. This
preliminary investigation completed, we entered and drove to the Lamb.

The chambermaid, who sat opposite, passed the time in ineffectual
overtures to relieve my father of the little girl,--who still clung
nestling to his breast,--in a long epic, much broken into episodes, of
the causes which had led to her dismissal of the late cabman, who, to
swell his fare, had thought proper to take a "circumbendibus!"--and with
occasional tugs at her cap, and smoothings down of her gown, and
apologies for being such a figure, especially when her eyes rested on my
satin cravat, or drooped on my shining boots.

Arrived at the Lamb, the chambermaid, with conscious dignity, led us up a
large staircase, which seemed interminable. As she mounted the region
above the third story, she paused to take breath and inform us,
apologetically, that the house was full, but that if the "gent" stayed
over Friday, he would be moved into No. 54, "with a look-out and a
chimbly." My little cousin now slipped from my father's arms, and,
running up the stairs, beckoned to us to follow. We did so, and were led
to a door, at which the child stopped and listened; then, taking off her
shoes, she stole in on tiptoe. We entered after her.

By the light of a single candle we saw my poor uncle's face; it was
flushed with fever, and the eyes had that bright, vacant stare which it
is so terrible to meet. Less terrible is it to find the body wasted, the
features sharp with the great life-struggle, than to look on the face
from which the mind is gone,--the eyes in which there is no recognition.
Such a sight is a startling shock to that unconscious habitual
materialism with which we are apt familiarly to regard those we love; for
in thus missing the mind, the heart, the affection that sprang to ours,
we are suddenly made aware that it was the something within the form, and
not the form itself, that was so dear to us. The form itself is still,
perhaps, little altered; but that lip which smiles no welcome, that eye
which wanders over us as strangers, that ear which distinguishes no more
our voices,--the friend we sought is not there! Even our own love is
chilled back; grows a kind of vague, superstitious terror. Yes, it was
not the matter, still present to us, which had conciliated all those
subtle, nameless sentiments which are classed and fused in the word
"affection;" it was the airy, intangible, electric something, the absence
of which now appals us.

I stood speechless; my father crept on, and took the hand that returned
no pressure. The child only did not seem to share our emotions, but,
clambering on the bed, laid her cheek on the breast, and was still.

"Pisistratus," whispered my father at last, and I stole near, hushing my
breath,--"Pisistratus, if your mother were here!"

I nodded; the same thought had struck us both. His deep wisdom, my active
youth, both felt their nothingness then and there. In the sick chamber
both turned helplessly to miss the woman.

So I stole out, descended the stairs, and stood in the open air in a sort
of stunned amaze. Then the tramp of feet, and the roll of wheels, and the
great London roar, revived me. That contagion of practical life which
lulls the heart and stimulates the brain,--what an intellectual mystery
there is in its common atmosphere! In another moment I had singled out,
like an inspiration, from a long file of those ministrants of our Trivia,
the cab of the lightest shape and with the strongest horse, and was on my
way, not to my mother's, but to Dr. M--H--, Manchester Square, whom I
knew as the medical adviser to the Trevanions. Fortunately, that kind and
able physician was at home, and he promised to be with the sufferer
before I myself could join him. I then drove to Russell Street, and broke
to my mother, as cautiously as I could, the intelligence with which I was

When we arrived at the Lamb, we found the doctor already writing his
prescription and injunctions: the activity of the treatment announced the
clanger. I flew for the surgeon who had been before called in. Happy
those who are strange to that indescribable silent bustle which the
sick-room at times presents,--that conflict which seems almost hand to
hand between life and death,--when all the poor, unresisting, unconscious
frame is given up to the war against its terrible enemy the dark blood
flowing, flowing; the hand on the pulse, the hushed suspense, every look
on the physician's bended brow; then the sinapisms to the feet, and the
ice to the head; and now and then, through the lull of the low whispers,
the incoherent voice of the sufferer,--babbling, perhaps, of green fields
and fairyland, while your hearts are breaking! Then, at length, the
sleep,--in that sleep, perhaps, the crisis,--the breathless watch, the
slow waking, the first sane words, the old smile again, only fainter,
your gushing tears, your low "Thank God thank God!"

Picture all this! It is past; Roland has spoken, his sense has returned;
my mother is leaning over him; his child's small hands are clasped round
his neck; the surgeon, who has been there six hours, has taken up his
hat, and smiles gayly as he nods farewell; and my father is leaning
against the wall, his face covered with his hands.


All this had been so sudden that, to use the trite phrase,--for no other
is so expressive,--it was like a dream. I felt an absolute, an imperious
want of solitude, of the open air. The swell of gratitude almost stifled
me; the room did not seem large enough for my big heart. In early youth,
if we find it difficult to control our feelings, so we find it difficult
to vent them in the presence of others. On the spring side of twenty, if
anything affects us, we rush to lock ourselves up in our room, or get
away into the streets or the fields; in our earlier years we are still
the savages of Nature, and we do as the poor brute does: the wounded stag
leaves the herd, and if there is anything on a dog's faithful heart, he
slinks away into a corner.

Accordingly, I stole out of the hotel and wandered through the streets,
which were quite deserted. It was about the first hour of dawn,--the most
comfortless hour there is, especially in London! But I only felt
freshness in the raw air, and soothing in the desolate stillness. The
love my uncle inspired was very remarkable in its nature; it was not like
that quiet affection with which those advanced in life must usually
content themselves, but connected with the more vivid interest that youth
awakens. There was in him still so much of viva, city and fire, in his
errors and crotchets so much of the self-delusion of youth, that one
could scarce fancy him other than young. Those Quixotic, exaggerated
notions of honor, that romance of sentiment which no hardship, care,
grief, disappointment, could wear away (singular in a period when, at two
and twenty, young men declare themselves blases!), seemed to leave him
all the charm of boyhood. A season in London had made me more a man of
the world, older in heart than he was. Then, the sorrow that gnawed him
with such silent sternness. No, Captain Roland was one of those men who
seize hold of your thoughts, who mix themselves up with your lives. The
idea that Roland should die,--die with the load at his heart
unlightened,--was one that seemed to take a spring out of the wheels of
nature, all object out of the aims of life,--of my life at least. For I
had made it one of the ends of my existence to bring back the son to the
father, and restore the smile, that must have been gay once, to the
downward curve of that iron lip. But Roland was now out of danger; and
yet, like one who has escaped shipwreck, I trembled to look back on the
danger past: the voice of the devouring deep still boomed in my ears.
While rapt in my reveries, I stopped mechanically to hear a clock
strike--four; and, looking round, I perceived that I had wandered from
the heart of the City, and was in one of the streets that lead out of the
Strand. Immediately before me, on the doorsteps of a large shop whose
closed shutters were as obstinate a stillness as if they had guarded the
secrets of seventeen centuries in a street in Pompeii, reclined a form
fast asleep, the arm propped on the hard stone supporting the head, and
the limbs uneasily strewn over the stairs. The dress of the slumberer was
travel-stained, tattered, yet with the remains of a certain pretence; an
air of faded, shabby, penniless gentility made poverty more painful,
because it seemed to indicate unfitness to grapple with it. The face of
this person was hollow and pale, but its expression, even in sleep, was
fierce and hard. I drew near and nearer; I recognized the countenance,
the regular features, the raven hair, even a peculiar gracefulness of
posture: the young man whom I had met at the inn by the way-side, and who
had left me alone with the Savoyard and his mice in the churchyard, was
before me. I remained behind the shadow of one of the columns of the
porch, leaning against the area rails, and irresolute whether or not so
slight an acquaintance justified me in waking the sleeper, when a
policeman, suddenly emerging from an angle in the street, terminated my
deliberations with the decision of his practical profession; for he laid
hold of the young man's arm and shook it roughly: "You must not lie here;
get up and go home!" The sleeper woke with a quick start, rubbed his
eyes, looked round, and fixed them upon the policeman so haughtily that
that discriminating functionary probably thought that it was not from
sheer necessity that so improper a couch had been selected, and with an
air of greater respect he said, "You have been drinking, young man,--can
you find your way home?"

"Yes," said the youth, resettling himself, "you see I have found it!"

"By the Lord Harry!" muttered the policeman, "if he ben't going to sleep
again. Come, come, walk on; or I must walk you off."

My old acquaintance turned round. "Policeman," said he, with a strange
sort of smile, "what do you think this lodging is worth,--I don't say for
the night, for you see that is over, but for the next two hours? The
lodging is primitive, but it suits me; I should think a shilling would be
a fair price for it, eh?"

"You love your joke, sir," said the policeman, with a brow much relaxed,
and opening his hand mechanically.

"Say a shilling, then; it is a bargain! I hire it of you upon credit.
Good night, and call me at six o'clock."

With that the young man settled himself so resolutely, and the
policeman's face exhibited such bewilderment, that I burst out laughing,
and came from my hiding-place.

The policeman looked at me. "Do you know this--this--"

"This gentleman?" said I, gravely. "Yes, you may leave him to me;" and I
slipped the price of the lodging into the policeman's hand. He looked at
the shilling, he looked at me, he looked up the street and down the
street, shook his head, and walked off. I then approached the youth,
touched him, and said: "Can you remember me, sir; and what have you done
with Mr. Peacock?"

Stranger (after a pause).--"I remember you; your name is Caxton."

Pisistratus.--"And yours?"

Stranger.--"Poor devil, if you ask my pockets,--pockets, which are the
symbols of man; Dare-devil, if you ask my heart. [Surveying me from head
to foot.] The world seems to have smiled on you, Mr. Caxton! Are you not
ashamed to speak to a wretch lying on the stones? but, to be sure, no one
sees you."

Pisistratus (sententiously).--"Had I lived in the last century, I might
have found Samuel Johnson lying on the stones."

Stranger (rising).--"You have spoilt my sleep: you had a right, since you
paid for the lodging. Let me walk with you a few paces; you need not
fear, I do not pick pockets--yet!"

Pisistratus.--"You say the world has smiled on me; I fear it has frowned
on you. I don't say 'courage,' for you seem to have enough of that; but I
say 'patience,' which is the rarer quality of the two."

Stranger.--"Hem! [again looking at me keenly.] Why is it that you stop to
speak to me,--one of whom you know nothing, or worse than nothing?"

Pisistratus.--"Because I have often thought of you; because you interest
me; because--pardon me--I would help you if I can,--that is, if you want

Stranger.--"Want? I am one want! I want sleep, I want food; I want the
patience you recommend,--patience to starve and rot. I have travelled
from Paris to Boulogne on foot, with twelve sous in my pocket. Out of
those twelve sous in my pocket I saved four; with the four I went to a
billiard-room at Boulogne: I won just enough to pay my passage and buy
three rolls. You see I only require capital in order to make a fortune.
If with four sous I can win ten francs in a night, what could I win with
a capital of four sovereigns, and in the course of a year? That is an
application of the Rule of Three which my head aches too much to
calculate just at present. Well, those three rolls have lasted me three
days; the last crumb went for supper last night. Therefore, take care how
you offer me money (for that is what men mean by help). You see I have no
option but to take it. But I warn you, don't expect gratitude; I have
none in me!"

Pisistratus.--"You are not so bad as you paint yourself. I would do
something more for you, if I can, than lend you the little I have to
offer. Will you be frank with me?"

Stranger.--"That depends; I have been frank enough hitherto, I think."

Pisistratus.--"True; so I proceed without scruple. Don't tell me your
name or your condition, if you object to such confidence; but tell me if
you have relations to whom you can apply? You shake your head. Well,
then, are you willing to work for yourself, or is it only at the
billiard-table--pardon me--that you can try to make four sous produce ten

Stranger (musing).--"I understand you. I have never worked yet,--I abhor
work. But I have no objection to try if it is in me."

Pisistratus.--"It is in you. A man who can walk from Paris to Boulogne
with twelve sous in his pocket and save four for a purpose; who can stake
those four on the cool confidence in his own skill, even at billiards;
who can subsist for three days on three rolls; and who, on the fourth
day, can wake from the stones of a capital with an eye and a spirit as
proud as yours,--has in him all the requisites to subdue fortune."

Stranger.--"Do you work--you?"

Pisistratus.--"Yes--and hard."

Stranger.--"I am ready to work, then."

Pisistratus.--"Good. Now, what can you do?"

Stranger (with his odd smile).--"Many things useful. I can split a bullet
on a penknife; I know the secret tierce of Coulon, the fencing-master; I
can speak two languages (besides English) like a native, even to their
slang; I know every game in the cards; I can act comedy, tragedy, farce;
I can drink down Bacchus himself; I can make any woman I please in love
with me,--that is, any woman good for nothing. Can I earn a handsome
livelihood out of all this,--wear kid gloves and set up a cabriolet? You
see my wishes are modest!"

Pisistratus.--"You speak two languages, you say, like a native,--French,
I suppose, is one of them?"


Pisistratus.--"Will you teach it?"

Stranger (haughtily). "No. Je suis gentilhomme, which means more or less
than a gentleman. Gentilhomme means well born, because free born;
teachers are slaves!"

Pisistratus (unconsciously imitating Mr. Trevanion).--"Stuff!"

Stranger (looks angry, and then laughs).--"Very true; stilts don't suit
shoes like these! But I cannot teach. Heaven help those I should teach!
Anything else?"

Pisistratus.--"Anything else!--you leave me a wide margin. You know
French thoroughly,--to write as well as speak? That is much. Give me some
address where I can find you,--or will you call on me?"

Stranger.--"No! Any evening at dusk I will meet you. I have no address to
give, and I cannot show these rags at another man's door."

Pisistratus.--"At nine in the evening, then, and here in the Strand, on
Thursday next. I may then have found some thing that will suit you.
Meanwhile--" slides his purse into the Stranger's hand. N. B.--Purse not
very full.

Stranger, with the air of one conferring a favor, pockets the purse; and
there is something so striking in the very absence of all emotion at so
accidental a rescue from starvation that Pisistratus exclaims,--

"I don't know why I should have taken this fancy to you, Mr. Dare-devil,
if that be the name that pleases you best. The wood you are made of seems
cross-grained, and full of knots; and yet, in the hands of a skilful
carver, I think it would be worth much."

Stranger (startled).--"Do you? Do you? None, I believe, ever thought that
before. But the same wood, I suppose, that makes the gibbet could make
the mast of a man-of-war. I tell you, however, why you have taken this
fancy to me,--the strong sympathize with the strong. You, too, could
subdue fortune!"

Pisistratus.--"Stop! If so, if there is congeniality between us, then
liking should be reciprocal. Come, say that; for half my chance of
helping you is in my power to touch your heart."

Stranger (evidently softened).--"If I were as great a rogue as I ought to
be, my answer would be easy enough. As it is, I delay it. Adieu.--On

Stranger vanishes in the labyrinth of alleys round Leicester Square.


On my return to the Lamb, I found that my uncle was in a soft sleep; and
after a morning visit from the surgeon, and his assurance that the fever
was fast subsiding, and all cause for alarm was gone, I thought it
necessary to go back to Trevanion's house and explain the reason for my
night's absence. But the family had not returned from the country.
Trevanion himself came up for a few hours in the afternoon, and seemed to
feel much for my poor uncle's illness. Though, as usual, very busy, he
accompanied me to the Lamb to see my father and cheer him up. Roland
still continued to mend, as the surgeon phrased it; and as we went back
to St. James's Square, Trevanion had the consideration to release me from
my oar in his galley for the next few days. My mind, relieved from my
anxiety for Roland, now turned to my new friend. It had not been without
an object that I had questioned the young man as to his knowledge of
French. Trevanion had a large correspondence in foreign countries which
was carried on in that language; and here I could be but of little help
to him. He himself, though he spoke and wrote French with fluency and
grammatical correctness, wanted that intimate knowledge of the most
delicate and diplomatic of all languages to satisfy his classical purism.

For Trevanion was a terrible word-weigher. His taste was the plague of my
life and his own. His prepared speeches (or rather perorations) were the
most finished pieces of cold diction that could be conceived under the
marble portico of the Stoics,--so filed and turned, trimmed and tamed,
that they never admitted a sentence that could warm the heart, or one
that could offend the ear. He had so great a horror of a vulgarism that,
like Canning, he would have made a periphrasis of a couple of lines to
avoid using the word "cat." It was only in extempore speaking that a ray
of his real genius could indiscreetly betray itself. One may judge what
labor such a super-refinement of taste would inflict upon a man writing
in a language not his own to some distinguished statesman or some
literary institution,--knowing that language just well enough to
recognize all the native elegances he failed to attain. Trevanion at that
very moment was employed upon a statistical document intended as a
communication to a Society at Copenhagen of which he was all honorary
member. It had been for three weeks the torment of the whole house,
especially of poor Fanny (whose French was the best at our joint
disposal). But Trevanion had found her phraseology too mincing, too
effeminate, too much that of the boudoir. Here, then, was an opportunity
to introduce my new friend and test the capacities that I fancied he
possessed. I therefore, though with some hesitation, led the subject to
"Remarks on the Mineral Treasures of Great Britain and Ireland" (such was
the title of the work intended to enlighten the savants of Denmark); and
by certain ingenious circumlocutions, known to all able applicants, I
introduced my acquaintance with a young gentleman who possessed the most
familiar and intimate knowledge of French, and who might be of use in
revising the manuscript. I knew enough of Trevanion to feel that I could
not reveal the circumstances under which I had formed that acquaintance,
for he was much too practical a man not to have been frightened out of
his wits at the idea of submitting so classical a performance to so
disreputable a scapegrace. As it was, however, Trevanion, whose mind at
that moment was full of a thousand other things, caught at my suggestion,
with very little cross-questioning on the subject, and before he left
London consigned the manuscript to my charge.

"My friend is poor," said I, timidly.

"Oh! as to that," cried Trevanion, hastily, "if it be a matter of
charity, I put my purse in your hands; but don't put my manuscript in
his! If it be a matter of business, it is another affair; and I must
judge of his work before I can say how much it is worth,--perhaps

So ungracious was this excellent man in his very virtues!

"Nay," said I, "it is a matter of business, and so we will consider it."

"In that case," said Trevanion, concluding the matter and buttoning his
pockets, "if I dislike his work,--nothing; if I like it,--twenty guineas.
Where are the evening papers?" and in another moment the member of
Parliament had forgotten the statist, and was pishing and tutting over
the "Globe" or the "Sun."

On Thursday my uncle was well enough to be moved into our house; and on
the same evening I went forth to keep my appointment with the stranger.
The clock struck nine as we met. The palm of punctuality might be divided
between us. He had profited by the interval, since our last meeting, to
repair the more obvious deficiencies of his wardrobe; and though there
was something still wild, dissolute, outlandish, about his whole
appearance, yet in the elastic energy of his step and the resolute
assurance of his bearing there was that which Nature gives to her own
aristocracy: for, as far as my observation goes, what has been called the
"grand air" (and which is wholly distinct from the polish of manner or
the urbane grace of high breeding) is always accompanied, and perhaps
produced, by two qualities,--courage, and the desire of command. It is
more common to a half-savage nature than to one wholly civilized. The
Arab has it, so has the American Indian; and I suspect that it was more
frequent among the knights and barons of the Middle Ages than it is among
the polished gentlemen of the modern drawing-room.

We shook hands, and walked on a few moments in silence; at length thus
commenced the Stranger,--

"You have found it more difficult, I fear, than you imagined, to make the
empty sack stand upright. Considering that at least one third of those
born to work cannot find it, why should I?"

Pisistratus.--"I am hard-hearted enough to believe that work never fails
to those who seek it in good earnest. It was said of some man, famous for
keeping his word, that 'if he had promised you an acorn, and all the oaks
in England failed to produce one, he would have sent to Norway for an
acorn.' If I wanted work, and there was none to be had in the Old World,
I would find my way to the New. But to the point: I have found something
for you, which I do not think your taste will oppose, and which may open
to you the means of an honorable independence. But I cannot well explain
it in the streets: where shall we go?"

Stranger (after some hesitation).--"I have a lodging near here which I
need not blush to take you to,--I mean, that it is not among rogues and

Pisistratus (much pleased, and taking the stranger's arm).--"Come, then."

Pisistratus and the stranger pass over Waterloo Bridge and pause before a
small house of respectable appearance. Stranger admits them both with a
latch-key, leads the way to the third story, strikes a light, and does
the honors to a small chamber, clean and orderly. Pisistratus explains
the task to be done, and opens the manuscript. The stranger draws his
chair deliberately towards the light and runs his eye rapidly over the
pages. Pisistratus trembles to see him pause before a long array of
figures and calculations. Certainly it does not look inviting; but,
pshaw! it is scarcely a part of the task, which limits itself to the mere
correction of words.

Stranger (briefly).--"There must be a mistake here--stay!--I see--" (He
turns back a few pages and corrects with rapid precision an error in a
somewhat complicated and abstruse calculation.)

Pisistratus (surprised).--"You seem a notable arithmetician."

Stranger.--"Did I not tell you that I was skilful in all games of mingled
skill and chance? It requires an arithmetical head for that: a first-rate
card-player is a financier spoilt. I am certain that you never could find
a man fortunate on the turf or at the gaining-table who had not an
excellent head for figures. Well, this French is good enough, apparently;
there are but a few idioms, here and there, that, strictly speaking, are
more English than French. But the whole is a work scarce worth paying

Pisistratus.--"The work of the head fetches a price not proportioned to
the quantity, but the quality. When shall I call for this?"

Stranger.--"To-morrow." (And he puts the manuscript away in a drawer.)

We then conversed on various matters for nearly an hour; and my
impression of this young man's natural ability was confirmed and
heightened. But it was an ability as wrong and perverse in its directions
or instincts as a French novelist's. He seemed to have, to a high degree,
the harder portion of the reasoning faculty, but to be almost wholly
without that arch beautifier of character, that sweet purifier of mere
intellect,--the imagination; for though we are too much taught to be on
our guard against imagination, I hold it, with Captain Roland, to be the
divinest kind of reason we possess, and the one that leads us the least
astray. In youth, indeed, it occasions errors, but they are not of a
sordid or debasing nature. Newton says that one final effect of the
comets is to recruit the seas and the planets by a condensation of the
vapors and exhalations therein; and so even the erratic flashes of an
imagination really healthful and vigorous deepen our knowledge and
brighten our lights; they recruit our seas and our stars. Of such flashes
my new friend was as innocent as the sternest matter-of-fact person could
desire. Fancies he had in profusion, and very bad ones; but of
imagination not a scintilla! His mind was one of those which live in a
prison of logic, and cannot, or will not, see beyond the bars such a
nature is at once positive and sceptical. This boy had thought proper to
decide at once on the numberless complexities of the social world from
his own harsh experience.

With him the whole system was a war and a cheat. If the universe were
entirely composed of knaves, he would be sure to have made his way. Now
this bias of mind, alike shrewd and unamiable, might be safe enough if
accompanied by a lethargic temper; but it threatened to become terrible
and dangerous in one who, in default of imagination, possessed abundance
of passion: and this was the case with the young outcast. Passion, in
him, comprehended many of the worst emotions which militate against human
happiness. You could not contradict him but you raised quick choler; you
could not speak of wealth, but the cheek paled with gnawing envy. The
astonishing natural advantages of this poor boy his beauty, his
readiness, the daring spirit that breathed around him like a fiery
atmosphere--had raised his constitutional self-confidence into an
arrogance that turned his very claims to admiration into prejudices
against him. Irascible, envious, arrogant,--bad enough, but not the
worst, for these salient angles were all varnished over with a cold,
repellent cynicism,--his passions vented themselves in sneers. There
seemed in him no moral susceptibility, and, what was more remarkable in a
proud nature, little or nothing of the true point of honor. He had, to a
morbid excess, that desire to rise which is vulgarly called "ambition,"
but no apparent wish for fame or esteem or the love of his species; only
the hard wish to succeed, not shine, not serve,--succeed, that he might
have the right to despise a world which galled his self-conceit, and
enjoy the pleasures which the redundant nervous life in him seemed to
crave. Such were the more patent attributes of a character that, ominous
as it was, yet interested me, and yet appeared to me to be
redeemable,--nay, to have in it the rude elements of a certain greatness.
Ought we not to make something great out of a youth, under twenty, who
has, in the highest degree, quickness to conceive and courage to execute?
On the other hand, all faculties that can make greatness, contain those
that can attain goodness. In the savage Scandinavian or the ruthless
Frank lay the germs of a Sidney or a Bayard. What would the best of us be
if he were suddenly placed at war with the whole world? And this fierce
spirit was at war with the whole world,--a war self-sought, perhaps, but
it was war not the less. You must surround the savage with peace, if you
want the virtues of peace.

I cannot say that it was in a single interview and conference that I came
to these convictions; but I am rather summing up the impressions which I
received as I saw more of this person, whose destiny I presumed to take
under my charge.

In going away, I said, "But at all events you have a name in your
lodgings: whom am I to ask for when I call tomorrow?"

"Oh! you may know my name now," said he smiling, "it is Vivian,--Francis


I remember one morning, when a boy, loitering by an old wall to watch the
operations of a garden spider whose web seemed to be in great request.
When I first stopped, she was engaged very quietly with a fly of the
domestic species, whom she managed with ease and dignity. But just when
she was most interested in that absorbing employment came a couple of
May-flies, and then a gnat, and then a blue-bottle,--all at different
angles of the web. Never was a poor spider so distracted by her good
fortune! She evidently did not know which godsend to take first. The
aboriginal victim being released, she slid half-way towards the
May-flies; then one of her eight eyes caught sight of the blue-bottle,
and she shot off in that direction,--when the hum of the gnat again
diverted her; and in the middle of this perplexity, pounce came a young
wasp in a violent passion! Then the spider evidently lost her presence of
mind; she became clean demented; and after standing, stupid and
stock-still, in the middle of her meshes for a minute or two, she ran off
to her hole as fast as she could run, and left her guests to shift for
themselves. I confess that I am somewhat in the dilemma of the attractive
and amiable insect I have just described. I got on well enough while I
had only my domestic fly to see after. But now that there is something
fluttering at every end of my net (and especially since the advent of
that passionate young wasp, who is fuming and buzzing in the nearest
corner), I am fairly at a loss which I should first grapple with; and
alas! unlike the spider, I have no hole where I can hide myself, and let
the web do the weaver's work. But I will imitate the spider as far as I
can; and while the rest hum and struggle away their impatient, unnoticed
hour, I will retreat into the inner labyrinth of my own life.

The illness of my uncle and my renewed acquaintance with Vivian had
naturally sufficed to draw my thoughts from the rash and unpropitious
love I had conceived for Fanny Trevanion. During the absence of the
family from London (and they stayed some time longer than had been
expected), I had leisure, however, to recall my father's touching
history, and the moral it had so obviously preached to me; and I formed
so many good resolutions that it was with an untrembling hand that I
welcomed Miss Trevanion at last to London, and with a firm heart that I
avoided, as much as possible, the fatal charm of her society. The slow
convalescence of my uncle gave me a just excuse to discontinue our rides.
What time Trevanion spared me, it was natural that I should spend with my
family. I went to no balls nor parties; I even absented myself from
Trevanion's periodical dinners. Miss Trevanion at first rallied me on my
seclusion, with her usual lively malice. But I continued worthily to
complete my martyrdom. I took care that no reproachful look at the gayety
that wrung my soul should betray my secret. Then Fanny seemed either hurt
or disdainful, and avoided altogether entering her father's study; all at
once, she changed her tactics, and was seized with a strange desire for
knowledge, which brought her into the room to look for a book, or ask a
question, ten times a day. I was proof to all. But, to speak truth, I was
profoundly wretched. Looking back now, I am dismayed at the remembrance
of my own sufferings: my health became seriously affected; I dreaded
alike the trial of the day and the anguish of the night. My only
distractions were in my visits to Vivian and my escape to the dear circle
of home. And that home was my safeguard and preservative in that crisis
of my life; its atmosphere of unpretended honor and serene virtue
strengthened all my resolutions; it braced me for my struggles against
the strongest passion which youth admits, and counteracted the evil
vapors of that air in which Vivian's envenomed spirit breathed and moved.
Without the influence of such a home, if I had succeeded in the conduct
that probity enjoined towards those in whose house I was a trusted guest,
I do not think I could have resisted the contagion of that malign and
morbid bitterness against fate and the world which love, thwarted by
fortune, is too inclined of itself to conceive, and in the expression of
which Vivian was not without the eloquence that belongs to earnestness,
whether in truth or falsehood. But, somehow or other, I never left the
little room that contained the grand suffering in the face of the veteran
soldier, whose lip, often quivering with anguish, was never heard to
murmur, and the tranquil wisdom which had succeeded my father's early
trials (trials like my own), and the loving smile on my mother's tender
face, and the innocent childhood of Blanche (by which name the Elf had
familiarized herself to us), whom I already loved as a sister,--without
feeling that those four walls contained enough to sweeten the world, had
it been filled to its capacious brim with gall and hyssop.

Trevanion had been more than satisfied with Vivian's performance, he had
been struck with it; for though the corrections in the mere phraseology
had been very limited, they went beyond verbal amendments,--they
suggested such words as improved the thoughts; and besides that notable
correction of an arithmetical error which Trevanion's mind was formed to
over-appreciate, one or two brief annotations on the margin were boldly
hazarded, prompting some stronger link in a chain of reasoning, or
indicating the necessity for some further evidence in the assertion of a
statement. And all this from the mere natural and naked logic of an acute
mind, unaided by the smallest knowledge of the subject treated of!
Trevanion threw quite enough work into Vivian's hands, and at a
remuneration sufficiently liberal to realize my promise of an
independence. And more than once he asked me to introduce to him my
friend. But this I continued to elude,--Heaven knows, not from jealousy,
but simply because I feared that Vivian's manner and way of talk would
singularly displease one who detested presumption, and understood no
eccentricities but his own.

Still, Vivian, whose industry was of a strong wing, but only for short
flights, had not enough to employ more than a few hours of the day, and I
dreaded lest he should, from very idleness, fall back into old habits and
re-seek old friendships. His cynical candor allowed that both were
sufficiently disreputable to justify grave apprehensions of such a
result; accordingly, I contrived to find leisure in my evenings to lessen
his ennui, by accompanying him in rambles through the gas-lit streets, or
occasionally, for an hour or so, to one of the theatres.

Vivian's first care, on finding himself rich enough, had been bestowed on
his person; and those two faculties of observation and imitation which
minds so ready always eminently possess, had enabled him to achieve that
graceful neatness of costume peculiar to the English gentleman. For the
first few days of his metamorphosis traces indeed of a constitutional
love of show or vulgar companionship were noticeable; but one by one they
disappeared. First went a gaudy neckcloth, with collars turned down; then
a pair of spurs vanished; and lastly a diabolical instrument that he
called a cane--but which, by means of a running bullet, could serve as a
bludgeon at one end, and concealed a dagger in the other--subsided into
the ordinary walking-stick adapted to our peaceable metropolis. A similar
change, though in a less degree, gradually took place in his manner and
his conversation. He grew less abrupt in the one, and more calm, perhaps
more cheerful, in the other. It was evident that he was not insensible to
the elevated pleasure of providing for himself by praiseworthy exertion,
of feeling for the first time that his intellect was of use to him

A new world, though still dim--seen through mist and fog--began to dawn
upon him.

Such is the vanity of us poor mortals that my interest in Vivian was
probably increased, and my aversion to much in him materially softened,
by observing that I had gained a sort of ascendancy over his savage
nature. When we had first suet by the roadside, and afterwards conversed
in the churchyard, the ascendancy was certainly not on my side. But I now
came from a larger sphere of society than that in which he had yet moved.
I had seen and listened to the first men in England. What had then
dazzled me only, now moved my pity. On the other hand, his active mind
could not but observe the change in me; and whether from envy or a better
feeling, he was willing to learn from me how to eclipse me and resume his
earlier superiority,--not to be superior chafed him. Thus he listened to
me with docility when I pointed out the books which connected themselves
with the various subjects incidental to the miscellaneous matters on
which he was employed. Though he had less of the literary turn of mind
than any one equally clever I had ever met, and had read little,
considering the quantity of thought he had acquired and the show he made
of the few works with which he had voluntarily made himself familiar, he
yet resolutely sat himself down to study; and though it was clearly
against the grain, I augured the more favorably from tokens of a
determination to do what was at the present irksome for a purpose in the
future. Yet whether I should have approved the purpose had I thoroughly
understood it, is another question. There were abysses, both in his past
life and in his character, which I could not penetrate. There was in him
both a reckless frankness and a vigilant reserve: his frankness was
apparent in his talk on all matters immediately before us, in the utter
absence of all effort to make himself seem better than he was. His
reserve was equally shown in the ingenious evasion of every species of
confidence that could admit me into such secrets of his life as he chose
to conceal where he had been born, reared, and educated; how he came to
be thrown on his own resources; how he had contrived, how he had
subsisted, were all matters on which he had seemed to take an oath to
Harpocrates, the god of silence. And yet he was full of anecdotes of what
he had seen, of strange companions whom he never named, but with whom he
had been thrown. And, to do him justice, I remarked that though his
precocious experience seemed to have been gathered from the holes and
corners, the sewers and drains of life, and though he seemed wholly
without dislike to dishonesty, and to regard virtue or vice with as
serene an indifference as some grand poet who views them both merely as
ministrants to his art, yet he never betrayed any positive breach of
honesty in himself. He could laugh over the story of some ingenious fraud
that he had witnessed, and seem insensible to its turpitude; but he spoke
of it in the tone of an approving witness, not of an actual accomplice.
As we grew more intimate, he felt gradually, however, that pudor, or
instinctive shame, which the contact with minds habituated to the
distinctions between wrong and right unconsciously produces, and such
stories ceased. He never but once mentioned his family, and that was in
the following odd and abrupt manner:--

"Ah!" cried he one day, stopping suddenly before a print-shop, "how that
reminds me of my dear, dear mother."

"Which?" said I, eagerly, puzzled between an engraving of Raffaelle's
"Madonna" and another of "The Brigand's Wife."

Vivian did not satisfy my curiosity, but drew me on in spite of my

"You loved your mother, then?" said I, after a pause. "Yes, as a whelp
may a tigress."

"That's a strange comparison."

"Or a bull-dog may the prize-fighter, his master! Do you like that

"Not much; is it a comparison your mother would like?"

"Like? She is dead!" said he, rather falteringly.

I pressed his arm closer to mine.

"I understand you," said he, with his cynic, repellent smile. "But you do
wrong to feel for my loss. I feel for it; but no one who cares for me
should sympathize with my grief."


"Because my mother was not what the world would call a good woman. I did
not love her the less for that. And now let us change the subject."

"Nay; since you have said so much, Vivian, let me coax you to say on. Is
not your father living?"

"Is not the Monument standing?"

"I suppose so; what of that?"

"Why, it matters very little to either of us; and my question answers

I could not get on after this, and I never did get on a step further. I
must own that if Vivian did not impart his confidence liberally, neither
did he seek confidence inquisitively from me. He listened with interest
if I spoke of Trevanion (for I told him frankly of my connection with
that personage, though you may be sure that I said nothing of Fanny), and
of the brilliant world that my residence with one so distinguished opened
to me. But if ever, in the fulness of my heart, I began to speak of my
parents, of my home, he evinced either so impertinent an ennui or assumed
so chilling a sneer that I usually hurried away from him, as well as the
subject, in indignant disgust. Once especially, when I asked him to let
me introduce him to my father,--a point on which I was really anxious,
for I thought it impossible but that the devil within him would be
softened by that contact,--he said, with his low, scornful laugh,--

"My dear Caxton, when I was a child I was so bored with 'Telemachus'
that, in order to endure it, I turned it into travesty."


"Are you not afraid that the same wicked disposition might make a
caricature of your Ulysses?"

I did not see Mr. Vivian for three days after that speech; and I should
not have seen him then, only we met, by accident, under the Colonnade of
the Opera-House. Vivian was leaning against one of the columns, and
watching the long procession which swept to the only temple in vogue that
Art has retained in the English Babel. Coaches and chariots blazoned with
arms and coronets, cabriolets (the brougham had not then replaced them)
of sober hue but exquisite appointment, with gigantic horses and pigmy
"tigers," dashed on, and rolled off before him. Fair women and gay
dresses, stars and ribbons, the rank and the beauty of the patrician
world,--passed him by. And I could not resist the compassion with which
this lonely, friendless, eager, discontented spirit inspired me, gazing
on that gorgeous existence in which it fancied itself formed to shine,
with the ardor of desire and the despair of exclusion. By one glimpse of
that dark countenance, I read what was passing within the yet darker
heart. The emotion might not be amiable, nor the thoughts wise, yet were
they unnatural? I had experienced something of them,--not at the sight of
gay-dressed people, of wealth and idleness, pleasure and fashion, but
when, at the doors of Parliament, men who have won noble names, and whose
word had weight on the destinies of glorious England, brushed heedlessly
by to their grand arena; or when, amidst the holiday crowd of ignoble
pomp, I had heard the murmur of fame buzz and gather round some lordly
laborer in art or letters: that contrast between glory so near and yet so
far, and one's own obscurity, of course I had felt it,--who has not?
Alas! many a youth not fated to be a Themistocles will yet feel that the
trophies of a Miltiades will not suffer him to sleep! So I went up to
Vivian and laid my hand on his shoulder.

"Ah!" said he, more gently than usual, "I am glad to see you, and to
apologize,--I offended you the other day. But you would not get very
gracious answers from souls in purgatory if you talked to them of the
happiness of heaven. Never speak to me about homes and fathers! Enough! I
see you forgive me. Why are you not going to the opera? You can."

"And you too, if you so please. A ticket is shamefully dear, to be sure;
still, if you are fond of music, it is a luxury you can afford."

"Oh! you flatter me if you fancy the prudence of saving withholds me. I
did go the other night, but I shall not go again. Music!--when you go to
the opera, is it for the music?"

"Only partially, I own; the lights, the scene, the pageant, attract me
quite as much. But I do not think the opera a very profitable pleasure
for either of us. For rich idle people, I dare say, it may be as innocent
an amusement as any other, but I find it a sad enervator."

"And I just the reverse,--a horrible stimulant! Caxton, do you know that,
ungracious as it will sound to you, I am growing impatient of this
`honorable independence'? What does it lead to? Board, clothes, and
lodging,--can it ever bring me anything more?"

"At first, Vivian, you limited your aspirations to kid gloves and a
cabriolet: it has brought the kid gloves already; by and by it will bring
the cabriolet!"

"Our wishes grow by what they feed on. You live in the great world, you
can have excitement if you please it; I want excitement, I want the
world, I want room for my mind, man! Do you understand me?"

"Perfectly, and sympathize with you, my poor Vivian; but it will all
come. Patience! as I preached to you while dawn rose so comfortless over
the streets of London. You are not losing time. Fill your mind; read,
study, fit yourself for ambition. Why wish to fly till you have got your
wings? Live in books now; after all, they are splendid palaces, and open
to us all, rich and poor."

"Books, books! Ah! you are the son of a book-man. It is not by books that
men get on in the world, and enjoy life in the mean while."

"I don't know that; but, my good fellow, you want to do both,--get on in
the world as fast as labor can, and enjoy life as pleasantly as indolence
may. You want to live like the butterfly, and yet have all the honey of
the bee; and, what is the very deuce of the whole, even as the butterfly,
you ask every flower to grow up in a moment; and, as a bee, the whole
hive must be stored in a quarter of an hour! Patience, patience,

Vivian sighed a fierce sigh. "I suppose," said he, after an unquiet
pause, "that the vagrant and the outlaw are strong in me, for I long to
run back to my old existence, which was all action, and therefore allowed
no thought."

While he thus said, we had wandered round the Colonnade, and were in that
narrow passage in which is situated the more private entrance to the
opera: close by the doors of that entrance, two or three young men were
lounging. As Vivian ceased, the voice of one of these loungers came
laughingly to our ears.

"Oh!" it said, apparently in answer to some question, "I have a much
quicker way to fortune than that: I mean to marry an heiress!"

Vivian started, and looked at the speaker. He was a very good-looking
fellow. Vivian continued to look at him, and deliberately, from head to
foot; he then turned away with a satisfied and thoughtful smile.

"Certainly," said I, gravely (construing the smile), "you are right
there: you are even better--looking than that heiress-hunter!"

Vivian colored; but before he could answer, one of the loungers, as the
group recovered from the gay laugh which their companion's easy coxcombry
had excited, said,--

"Then, by the way, if you want an heiress, here comes one of the greatest
in England; but instead of being a younger son, with three good lives
between you and an Irish peerage, one ought to be an earl at least to
aspire to Fanny Trevanion!"

The name thrilled through me, I felt myself tremble; and looking up, I
saw Lady Ellinor and Miss Trevanion, as they hurried from their carriage
towards the entrance of the opera. They both recognized me, and Fanny

"You here! How fortunate! You must see us into the box, even if you run
away the moment after."

"But I am not dressed for the opera," said I, embarrassed.

"And why not?" asked Miss Trevanion; then, dropping her voice, she added,
"why do you desert us so wilfully?" and, leaning her hand on my arm, I
was drawn irresistibly into the lobby. The young loungers at the door
made way for us, and eyed me, no doubt, with envy.

"Nay!" said I, affecting to laugh, as I saw Miss Trevanion waited for my
reply. "You forget how little time I have for such amusements now, and my

"Oh, but mamma and I have been to see your uncle to-day, and he is nearly
well,--is he not, mamma? I cannot tell you how I like and admire him. He
is just what I fancy a Douglas of the old day. But mamma is impatient.
Well, you must dine with us to-morrow, promise! Not adieu, but au
revoir," and Fanny glided to her mother's arm. Lady Ellinor, always kind
and courteous to me, had good-naturedly lingered till this dialogue, or
rather monologue, was over.

On returning to the passage, I found Vivian walking to and fro; he had
lighted his cigar, and was smoking energetically. "So this great
heiress," said he, smiling, "who, as far as I could see,--under her
hood,--seems no less fair than rich, is the daughter, I presume, of the
Mr. Trevanion, whose effusions you so kindly submit to me. He is very
rich, then! You never said so, yet I ought to have known it; but you see
I know nothing of your beau monde,--not even that Miss Trevanion is one
of the greatest heiresses in England."

"Yes, Mr. Trevanion is rich," said I, repressing a sigh,--very rich."

"And you are his secretary! My dear friend, you may well offer me
patience, for a large stock of yours will, I hope, be superfluous to

"I don't understand you."

"Yet you heard that young gentleman, as well as myself and you are in the
same house as the heiress."


"Well, what have I said so monstrous?"

"Pooh! since you refer to that young gentleman, you heard, too, what his
companion told him, 'one ought to be an earl, at least, to aspire to
Fanny Trevanion!'"

"Tut! as well say that one ought to be a millionnaire to aspire to a
million! Yet I believe those who make millions generally begin with

"That belief should be a comfort and encouragement to you, Vivian. And
now, good-night; I have much to do."

"Good-night, then," said Vivian, and we parted.

I made my way to Mr. Trevanion's house and to the study. There was a
formidable arrear of business waiting for me, and I sat down to it at
first resolutely; but by degrees I found my thoughts wandering from the
eternal blue-books, and the pen slipped from my hand in the midst of an
extract from a Report on Sierra Leone. My pulse beat loud and quick; I
was in that state of nervous fever which only emotion can occasion. The
sweet voice of Fanny rang in my ears; her eyes, as I had last met them,
unusually gentle, almost beseeching, gazed upon me wherever I turned; and
then, as in mockery, I heard again those words,--"One ought to be an earl
at least to aspire to-" Oh! did I aspire? Was I vain fool so frantic,
household traitor so consummate? No, no! Then what did I under the same
roof? Why stay to imbibe this sweet poison that was corroding the very
springs of my life? At that self-question, which, had I been but a year
or two older, I should have asked long before, a mortal terror seized me;
the blood rushed from my heart and left me cold, icy cold. To leave the
house, leave Fanny! Never again to see those eyes, never to hear that
voice! Better die of the sweet poison than of the desolate exile! I rose,
I opened the windows; I walked to and fro the room; I could decide
nothing, think of nothing; all my mind was in an uproar. With a violent
effort at self-mastery, I approached the table again. I resolved to force
myself to my task, if it were only to re-collect my faculties and enable
them to bear my own torture. I turned over the books impatiently, when
lo! buried amongst them, what met my eye? Archly, yet reproachfully,--the
face of Fanny herself! Her miniature was there. It had been, I knew,
taken a few days before by a young artist whom Trevanion patronized. I
suppose he had carried it into his study to examine it, and so left it
there carelessly. The painter had seized her peculiar expression, her
ineffable smile,--so charming, so malicious; even her favorite
posture,--the small head turned over the rounded Hebe-like shoulder; the
eye glancing up from under the hair. I know not what change in my madness
came over me; but I sank on my knees, and, kissing the miniature again
and again, burst into tears. Such tears! I did not hear the door open, I
did not see the shadow steal ever the floor; a light hand rested on my
shoulder, trembling as it rested--I started. Fanny herself was bending
over me!

"What is the matter?" she asked tenderly. "What has happened? Your
uncle--your family--all well? Why are you weeping?"

I could not answer; but I kept my hands clasped over the miniature, that
she might not see what they contained.

"Will you not answer? Am I not your friend,--almost your sister? Come,
shall I call mamma?"

"Yes--yes; go--go."

"No, I will not go yet. What have you there? What are you hiding?"

And innocently, and sister-like, those hands took mine; and so--and
so--the picture became visible! There was a dead silence. I looked up
through my tears. Fanny had recoiled some steps, and her cheek was very
flushed, her eyes downcast. I felt as if I had committed a crime, as if
dishonor clung to me; and yet I repressed--yes, thank Heaven! I repressed
the cry that swelled from my heart and rushed to my lips: "Pity me, for I
love you!" I repressed it, and only a groan escaped me,--the wail of my
lost happiness! Then, rising, I laid the miniature on the table, and
said, in a voice that I believe was firm,--

"Miss Trevanion, you have been as kind as a sister to me, and therefore I
was bidding a brother's farewell to your likeness; it is so like

"Farewell!" echoed Fanny, still not looking up.

"Farewell--sister! There, I have boldly said the word; for--for--" I
hurried to the door, and, there turning, added, with what I meant to be a
smile,--"for they say at home that I--I am not well; too much for me
this; you know, mothers will be foolish; and--and--I am to speak to your
father to-morrow; and-good-night! God bless you, Miss Trevanion!"



And my father pushed aside his books.

O young reader, whoever thou art,--or reader at least who hast been
young,--canst thou not remember some time when, with thy wild troubles
and sorrows as yet borne in secret, thou hast come back from that hard,
stern world which opens on thee when thou puttest thy foot out of the
threshold of home,--come back to the four quiet walls wherein thine
elders sit in peace,--and seen, with a sort of sad amaze, how calm and
undisturbed all is there? That generation which has gone before thee in
the path of the passions,--the generation of thy parents (not so many
years, perchance, remote from thine own),--how immovably far off, in its
still repose, it seems from thy turbulent youth! It has in it a stillness
as of a classic age, antique as the statues of the Greeks. That tranquil
monotony of routine into which those lives that preceded thee have
merged; the occupations that they have found sufficing for their
happiness, by the fireside, in the arm-chair and corner appropriated to
each,--how strangely they contrast thine own feverish excitement! And
they make room for thee, and bid thee welcome, and then resettle to their
hushed pursuits as if nothing had happened! Nothing had happened! while
in thy heart, perhaps, the whole world seems to have shot from its axis,
all the elements to be at war! And you sit down, crushed by that quiet
happiness which you can share no more, and smile mechanically, and look
into the fire; and, ten to one, you say nothing till the time comes for
bed, and you take up your candle and creep miserably to your lonely room.

Now, it in a stage-coach in the depth of winter, when three passengers
are warm and snug, a fourth, all besnowed and frozen, descends from the
outside and takes place amongst them, straightway all the three
passengers shift their places, uneasily pull up their cloak collars,
re-arrange their "comforters," feel indignantly a sensible loss of
caloric: the intruder has at least made a sensation. But if you had all
the snows of the Grampians in your heart, you might enter unnoticed; take
care not to tread on the toes of your opposite neighbor, and not a soul
is disturbed, not a "comforter" stirs an inch. I had not slept a wink, I
had not even lain down all that night,--the night in which I had said
farewell to Fanny Trevanion; and the next morning, when the sun rose, I
wandered out,--where I know not: I have a dim recollection of long, gray,
solitary streets; of the river, that seemed flowing in dull, sullen
silence, away, far away, into some invisible eternity; trees and turf,
and the gay voices of children. I must have gone from one end of the
great Babel to the other; for my memory only became clear and distinct
when I knocked, somewhere before noon, at the door of my father's house,
and, passing heavily up the stairs, came into the drawing-room, which was
the rendezvous of the little family; for since we had been in London, my
father had ceased to have his study apart, and contented himself with
what he called "a corner,"--a corner wide enough to contain two tables
and a dumb-waiter, with chairs a discretion all littered with books. On
the opposite side of this capacious corner sat my uncle, now nearly
convalescent, and he was jotting down, in his stiff, military hand,
certain figures in a little red account-book; for you know already that
my Uncle Roland was, in his expenses, the most methodical of men.

My father's face was more benign than usual, for before him lay a
proof,--the first proof of his first work--his one work--the Great Book!
Yes! it had positively found a press. And the first proof of your first
work--ask any author what that is! My mother was out, with the faithful
Mrs. Primmins, shopping or marketing, no doubt; so, while the brothers
were thus engaged, it was natural that my entrance should not make as
much noise as if it had been a bomb, or a singer, or a clap of thunder,
or the last "great novel of the season," or anything else that made a
noise in those days. For what makes a noise now,--now, when the most
astonishing thing of all is our easy familiarity with things astounding;
when we say, listlessly, "Another revolution at Paris," or, "By the by,
there is the deuce to do at Vienna!" when De Joinville is catching fish
in the ponds at Claremont, and you hardly turn back to look at Metternich
on the pier at Brighton!

My uncle nodded and growled indistinctly; my father put aside his
books,--"you have told us that already."

Sir, you are very much mistaken; it was not then that he put aside his
books, for he was not then engaged in them,--he was reading his proof.
And he smiled, and pointed to it (the proof I mean) pathetically, and
with a kind of humor, as much as to say: "What can you expect,
Pisistratus? My new baby in short clothes--or long primer, which is all
the same thing!"

I took a chair between the two, and looked first at one, then at the
other. Heaven forgive me!--I felt a rebellious, ungrateful spite against
both. The bitterness of my soul must have been deep indeed to have
overflowed in that direction, but it did. The grief of youth is an
abominable egotist, and that is the truth. I got up from my chair and
walked towards the window; it was open, and outside the window was Mrs.
Primmins's canary, in its cage. London air had agreed with it, and it was
singing lustily. Now, when the canary saw me standing opposite to its
cage, and regarding it seriously, and, I have no doubt, with a very
sombre aspect, the creature stopped short, and hung its head on one side,
looking at me obliquely and suspiciously. Finding that I did it no harm,
it began to hazard a few broken notes, timidly and interrogatively, as it
were, pausing between each; and at length, as I made no reply, it
evidently thought it had solved the doubt, and ascertained that I was
more to be pitied than feared,--for it stole gradually into so soft and
silvery a strain that, I verily believe, it did it on purpose to comfort
me!--me, its old friend, whom it had unjustly suspected. Never did any
music touch me so home as did that long, plaintive cadence. And when the
bird ceased, it perched itself close to the bars of the cage, and looked
at me steadily with its bright, intelligent eyes. I felt mine water, and
I turned back and stood in the centre of the room, irresolute what to do,
where to go. My father had done with the proof, and was deep in his
folios. Roland had clasped his red account-book, restored it to his
pocket, wiped his pen carefully, and now watched me from under his great
beetle-brows. Suddenly he rose, and stamping on the hearth with his cork
leg, exclaimed, "Look up from those cursed books, brother Austin! What is
there in your son's face? Construe that, if you can!"


And my father pushed aside his books and rose hastily. He took off his
spectacles and rubbed them mechanically, but he said nothing, and my
uncle, staring at him for a moment, in surprise at his silence, burst

"Oh! I see; he has been getting into some scrape, and you are angry. Fie!
young blood will have its way, Austin, it will. I don't blame that; it is
only when--Come here, Sisty. Zounds! man, come here."

My father gently brushed off the Captain's hand, and advancing towards
me, opened his arms. The next moment I was sobbing on his breast.

"But what is the matter?" cried Captain Roland. "Will nobody say what is
the matter? Money, I suppose, money, you confounded extravagant young
dog. Luckily you have got an uncle who has more than he knows what to do
with. How much? Fifty?--a hundred?--two hundred? How can I write the
check if you'll not speak?"

"Hush, brother! it is no money you can give that will set this right. My
poor boy! Have I guessed truly? Did I guess truly the other evening

"Yes, sir, yes! I have been so wretched. But I am better now,--I can tell
you all."

My uncle moved slowly towards the door; his fine sense of delicacy made
him think that even he was out of place in the confidence between son and

"No, uncle," I said, holding out my hand to him, "stay. You too can
advise me,--strengthen me. I have kept my honor yet; help me to keep it

At the sound of the word "honor," Captain Roland stood mute, and raised
his head quickly.

So I told all,--incoherently enough at first, but clearly and manfully as
I went on. Now I know that it is not the custom of lovers to confide in
fathers and uncles. Judging by those mirrors of life, plays and novels,
they choose better,--valets and chambermaids, and friends whom they have
picked up in the street, as I had picked up poor Francis Vivian: to these
they make clean breasts of their troubles. But fathers and uncles,--to
them they are close, impregnable, "buttoned to the chin." The Caxtons
were an eccentric family, and never did anything like other people. When
I had ended, I lifted up my eyes and said pleadingly, "Now tell me, is
there no hope--none?"

"Why should there be none?" cried Captain Roland, hastily--"the De
Caxtons are as good a family as the Trevanions; and as for yourself, all
I will say is, that the young lady might choose worse for her own

I wrung my uncle's hand, and turned to my father in anxious fear, for I
knew that, in spite of his secluded habits, few men ever formed a sounder
judgment on worldly matters, when he was fairly drawn to look at them. A
thing wonderful is that plain wisdom which scholars and poets often have
for others, though they rarely deign to use it for themselves. And how on
earth do they get at it? I looked at my father, and the vague hope Roland
had excited fell as I looked.

"Brother," said he, slowly, and shaking his head, "the world, which gives
codes and laws to those who live in it, does not care much for a
pedigree, unless it goes with a title-deed to estates."

"Trevanion was not richer than Pisistratus when he married Lady Ellinor,"
said my uncle.

"True, but Lady Ellinor was not then an heiress; and her father viewed
these matters as no other peer in England perhaps would. As for Trevanion
himself, I dare say he has no prejudices about station, but he is strong
in common-sense. He values himself on being a practical man. It would be
folly to talk to him of love, and the affections of youth. He would see
in the son of Austin Caxton, living on the interest of some fifteen or
sixteen thousand pounds, such a match for his daughter as no prudent man
in his position could approve. And as for Lady Ellinor--"

"She owes us much, Austin!" exclaimed Roland, his face darkening.

"Lady Ellinor is now what, if we had known her better, she promised
always to be,--the ambitious, brilliant, scheming woman of the world. Is
it not so, Pisistratus?"

I said nothing,--I felt too much.

"And does the girl like you? But I think it is clear she does!" exclaimed
Roland. "Fate, fate; it has been a fatal family to us! Zounds! Austin, it
was your fault. Why did you let him go there?"

"My son is now a man,--at least in heart, if not in years can man be shut
from danger and trial? They found me in the old parsonage, brother!" said
my father, mildly.

My uncle walked, or rather stumped, three times up and down the room; and
he then stopped short, folded his arms, and came to a decision,--

"If the girl likes you, your duty is doubly clear: you can't take
advantage of it. You have done right to leave the house, for the
temptation might be too strong."

"But what excuse shall I make to Mr. Trevanion?" said I, feebly; "what
story can I invent? So careless as he is while he trusts, so penetrating
if he once suspects, he will see through all my subterfuges, and--and--"

"It is as plain as a pikestaff," said my uncle, abruptly, "and there need
be no subterfuge in the matter. 'I must leave you, Mr. Trevanion.' 'Why?'
says he. 'Don't ask me.' He insists. 'Well then, sir, if you must know, I
love your daughter. I have nothing, she is a great heiress. You will not
approve of that love, and therefore I leave you!' That is the course that
becomes an English gentleman. Eh, Austin?"

"You are never wrong when your instincts speak, Roland," said my father.
"Can you say this, Pisistratus, or shall I say it for you?"

"Let him say it himself," said Roland, "and let him judge himself of the
answer. He is young, he is clever, he may make a figure in the world.
Trevanion may answer, 'Win the lady after you have won the laurel, like
the knights of old.' At all events you will hear the worst."

"I will go," said I, firmly; and I took my hat and left the room. As I
was passing the landing-place, a light step stole down the upper flight
of stairs, and a little hand seized my own. I turned quickly, and met the
full, dark, seriously sweet eyes of my cousin Blanche.

"Don't go away yet, Sisty," said she, coaxingly. "I have been waiting for
you, for I heard your voice, and did not like to come in and disturb

"And why did you wait for me, my little Blanche?"

"Why! only to see you. But your eyes are red. Oh, cousin!" and before I
was aware of her childish impulse, she had sprung to my neck and kissed
me. Now Blanche was not like most children, and was very sparing of her
caresses. So it was out of the deeps of a kind heart that that kiss came.
I returned it without a word; and putting her down gently, descended the
stairs, and was in the streets. But I had not got far before I heard my
father's voice; and he came up, and hooking his arm into mine, said, "Are
there not two of us that suffer? Let us be together!" I pressed his arm,
and we walked on in silence. But when we were near Trevanion's house, I
said hesitatingly, "Would it not be better, sir, that I went in alone? If
there is to be an explanation between Mr. Trevanion and myself, would it
not seem as if your presence implied either a request to him that would
lower us both, or a doubt of me that--"

"You will go in alone, of course; I will wait for you--"

"Not in the streets--oh, no! father," cried I, touched inexpressibly. For
all this was so unlike my father's habits that I felt remorse to have so
communicated my young griefs to the calm dignity of his serene life.

"My son, you do not know how I love you; I have only known it myself
lately. Look you, I am living in you now, my first-born; not in my other
son,--the Great Book: I must have my way. Go in; that is the door, is it

I pressed my father's hand, and I felt then, that while that hand could
reply to mine, even the loss of Fanny Trevanion could not leave the world
a blank. How much we have before us in life, while we retain our parents!
How much to strive and to hope for! what a motive in the conquest of our
sorrow, that they may not sorrow with us!


I entered Trevanion's study. It was an hour in which he was rarely at
home, but I had not thought of that; and I saw without surprise that,
contrary to his custom, he was in his arm-chair, reading one of his
favorite classic authors, instead of being in some committee-room of the
House of Commons.

"A pretty fellow you are," said he, looking up, "to leave me
all the morning, without rhyme or reason! And my committee is
postponed,--chairman ill. People who get ill should not go into the House
of Commons. So here I am looking into Propertius: Parr is right; not so
elegant a writer as Tibullus. But what the deuce are you about?--why
don't you sit down? Humph! you look grave; you have something to
say,--say it!"

And, putting down Propertius, the acute, sharp face of Trevanion
instantly became earnest and attentive.

"My dear Mr. Trevanion," said I, with as much steadiness as I could
assume, "you have been most kind to me; and out of my own family there is
no man I love and respect more."

Trevanion.--"Humph! What's all this? [In an undertone]--Am I going to be
taken in?"

Pisistratus.--"Do not think me ungrateful, then, when I say I come to
resign my office,--to leave the house where I have been so happy."

Trevanion.--"Leave the house! Pooh! I have over-tasked you. I will be
more merciful in future. You must forgive a political economist; it is
the fault of my sect to look upon men as machines."

Pisistratus (smiling faintly).--"No, indeed; that is not it! I have
nothing to complain of, nothing I could wish altered; could I stay."

Trevanion (examining me thoughtfully).--"And does your father approve of
your leaving me thus?"

Pisistratus.--"Yes, fully."

Trevanion (musing a moment).--"I see, he would send you to the
University, make you a book-worm like himself. Pooh! that will not do;
you will never become wholly a man of books,--it is not in you. Young
man, though I may seem careless, I read characters, when I please it,
pretty quickly. You do wrong to leave me; you are made for the great
world,--I can open to you a high career. I wish to do so! Lady Ellinor
wishes it,--nay, insists on it,--for your father's sake as well as yours.
I never ask a favor from ministers, and I never will. But" (here
Trevanion rose suddenly, and with an erect mien and a quick gesture of
his arm he added)--"but a minister can dispose as he pleases of his
patronage. Look you, it is a secret yet, and I trust to your honor. But
before the year is out, I must be in the Cabinet. Stay with me; I
guarantee your fortunes,--three months ago I would not have said that. By
and by I will open Parliament for you,--you are not of age yet; work till
then. And now sit down and write my letters,--a sad arrear!"

"My dear, dear Mr. Trevanion!" said I, so affected that I could scarcely
speak, and seizing his hand, which I pressed between both mine, "I dare
not thank you,--I cannot! But you don't know my heart: it is not
ambition. No! if I could but stay here on the same terms forever--here,"
looking ruefully on that spot where Fanny had stood the night before.
"But it is impossible! If you knew all, you would be the first to bid me

"You are in debt," said the man of the world, coldly. "Bad, very

"No, sir; no! worse."

"Hardly possible to be worse, young man--hardly! But, just as you--will;
you leave me, and will not say why. Goodby. Why do you linger? Shake
hands, and go!"

"I cannot leave you thus; I--I--sir, the truth shall out. I am rash and
mad enough not to see Miss Trevanion without forgetting that I am poor,

"Ha!" interrupted Trevanion, softly, and growing pale, "this is a
misfortune, indeed! And I, who talked of reading characters! Truly,
truly, we would-be practical men are fools--fools! And you have made love
to my daughter!"

"Sir? Mr. Trevanion!--no--never, never so base! In your house, trusted by
you,--how could you think it? I dared, it, may be, to love,--at all
events, to feel that I could not be insensible to a temptation too strong
for me. But to say it to your heiress,--to ask love in return: I would as
soon have broken open your desk! Frankly I tell you my folly: it is a
folly, not a disgrace."

Trevanion came up to me abruptly as I leaned against the bookcase, and,
grasping my hand with a cordial kindness, said, "Pardon me! You have
behaved as your father's son should I envy him such a son! Now, listen to
me: I cannot give you my daughter--"

"Believe me, sir; I never--"

"Tut, listen! I cannot give you my daughter. I say nothing of
inequality,--all gentlemen are equal; and if not, any impertinent
affectation of superiority, in such a case, would come ill from one who
owes his own fortune to his wife! But, as it is, I have a stake in the
world, won not by fortune only, but the labor of a life, the suppression
of half my nature,--the drudging, squaring, taming down all that made the
glory and joy of my youth,--to be that hard, matter-of-fact thing which
the English world expect in a statesman! This station has gradually
opened into its natural result,--power! I tell you I shall soon have high
office in the administration; I hope to render great services to
England,--for we English politicians, whatever the mob and the Press say
of us, are not selfish place-hunters. I refused office, as high as I look
for now, ten years ago. We believe in our opinions, and we hail the power
that may carry them into effect. In this cabinet I shall have enemies.
Oh, don't think we leave jealousy behind us, at the doors of Downing
Street! I shall be one of a minority. I know well what must happen: like
all men in power, I must strengthen myself by other heads and hands than
my own. My daughter shall bring to me the alliance of that house in
England which is most necessary to me. My life falls to the ground, like
a child's pyramid of cards, if I waste--I do not say on you, but on men
of ten times your fortune (whatever that be)--the means of strength which
are at my disposal in the hand of Fanny Trevanion. To this end I have
looked, but to this end her mother has schemed; for these household
matters are within a man's hopes, but belong to a woman's policy. So much
for us. But to you, my dear and frank and high-souled young friend; to
you, if I were not Fanny's father, if I were your nearest relation, and
Fanny could be had for the asking, with all her princely dower (for it is
princely),--to you I should say, fly from a load upon the heart, on the
genius, the energy, the pride, and the spirit, which not one man in ten
thousand can bear; fly from the curse of owing everything to a wife! It
is a reversal of all natural position, it is a blow to all the manhood
within us. You know not what it is; I do! My wife's fortune came not till
after marriage,--so far, so well; it saved my reputation from the charge
of fortune-hunting. But, I tell you fairly, that if it had never come at
all, I should be a prouder and a greater and a happier man than I have
ever been, or ever can be, with all its advantages: it has been a
millstone round my neck. And yet Ellinor has never breathed a word that
could wound my pride. Would her daughter be as forbearing? Much as I love
Fanny, I doubt if she has the great heart of her mother. You look
incredulous,--naturally. Oh, you think I shall sacrifice my child's
happiness to a politician's ambition. Folly of youth! Fanny would be
wretched with you. She might not think so now; she would five years
hence! Fanny will make an admirable duchess, countess, great lady; but
wife to a man who owes all to her! No, no; don't dream it! I shall not
sacrifice her happiness, depend on it. I speak plainly, as man to
man,--man of the world to a man just entering it,--but still man to man!
What say you?"

"I will think over all you tell me. I know that you are speaking to me
most generously,--as a father would. Now let me go, and may God keep you
and yours!"

"Go,--I return your blessing; go! I don't insult you now with offers of
service; but remember, you have a right to command them,--in all ways, in
all times. Stop! take this comfort away with you,--a sorry comfort now, a
great one hereafter. In a position that might have moved anger, scorn,
pity, you have made a barren-hearted man honor and admire you. You, a
boy, have made me, with my gray hairs, think better of the whole world;
tell your father that."

I closed the door and stole out softly, softly. But when I got into the
hall, Fanny suddenly opened the door of the breakfast parlor, and seemed,
by her look, her gesture, to invite me in. Her face was very pale, and
there were traces of tears on the heavy lids.

I stood still a moment, and my heart beat violently. I then muttered
something inarticulately, and, bowing low, hastened to the door.

I thought, but my ears might deceive me, that I heard my name pronounced;
but fortunately the tall porter started from his newspaper and his
leathern chair, and the entrance stood open. I joined my father.

"It's all over," said I, with a resolute smile. "And now, my dear father,
I feel how grateful I should be for all that your lessons--your
life--have taught me; for, believe me, I am not unhappy."


We came back to my father's house, and on the stairs we met my mother,
whom Roland's grave looks and her Austin's strange absence had alarmed.
My father quietly led the way to a little room which my mother had
appropriated to Blanche and herself, and then, placing my hand in that
which had helped his own steps from the stony path down the quiet vales
of life, he said to me: "Nature gives you here the soother;" and so
saying, he left the room.

And it was true, O my mother! that in thy simple, loving breast nature
did place the deep wells of comfort! We come to men for philosophy,--to
women for consolation. And the thousand weaknesses and regrets, the sharp
sands of the minutiae that make up sorrow,--all these, which I could have
betrayed to no man (not even to him, the dearest and tenderest of all
men), I showed without shame to thee! And thy tears, that fell on my
cheek, had the balm of Araby; and my heart at length lay lulled and
soothed under thy moist, gentle eyes.

I made an effort, and joined the little circle at dinner; and I felt
grateful that no violent attempt was made to raise my spirits,--nothing
but affection, more subdued and soft and tranquil. Even little Blanche,
as if by the intuition of sympathy, ceased her babble, and seemed to hush
her footstep as she crept to my side. But after dinner, when we had
reassembled in the drawing-room, and the lights shone bright, and the
curtains were let down, and only the quick roll of some passing wheels
reminded us that there was a world without, my father began to talk. He
had laid aside all his work, the younger but less perishable child was
forgotten, and my father began to talk.

"It is," said he, musingly, "a well-known thing that particular drugs or
herbs suit the body according to its particular diseases. When we are
ill, we don't open our medicine-chest at random, and take out any powder
or phial that comes to hand. The skilful doctor is he who adjusts the
dose to the malady."

"Of that there can be no doubt," quoth Captain Roland. "I remember a
notable instance of the justice of what you say. When I was in Spain,
both my horse and I fell ill at the same time: a dose was sent for each;
and by some infernal mistake, I swallowed the horse's physic, and the
horse, poor thing, swallowed mine!"

"And what was the result?" asked my father.

"The horse died!" answered Roland, mournfully, "a valuable beast, bright
bay, with a star!"

"And you?"

"Why, the doctor said it ought to have killed me; but it took a great
deal more than a paltry bottle of physic to kill a man in my regiment."

"Nevertheless, we arrive at the same conclusion," pursued my father,--
"I with my theory, you with your experience,--that the physic we take
must not be chosen haphazard, and that a mistake in the bottle may kill
a horse. But when we come to the medicine for the mind, how little do we
think of the golden rule which common-sense applies to the body!"

"Anan," said the Captain, "what medicine is there for the mind?
Shakspeare has said something on that subject, which, if I recollect
right, implies that there is no ministering to a mind diseased."

"I think not, brother; he only said physic (meaning boluses and black
draughts) would not do it. And Shakspeare was the last man to find fault
with his own art; for, verily, he has been a great physician to the

"Ah! I take you now, brother,--books again! So you think when a man
breaks his heart or loses his fortune or his daughter (Blanche, child,
come here), that you have only to clap a plaster of print on the sore
place, and all is well. I wish you would find me such a cure."

"Will you try it?"

"If it is not Greek," said my uncle.


My Father's Crotchet On The Hygienic Chemistry Of Books.

"If," said my father,--and here his hand was deep in his waistcoat,--"if
we accept the authority of Diodorus as to the inscription on the great
Egyptian library--and I don't see why Diodorus should not be as near the
mark as any one else?" added my father interrogatively, turning round.

My mother thought herself the person addressed, and nodded her gracious
assent to the authority of Diodorus. His opinion thus fortified, my
father continued,--"If, I say, we accept the authority of Diodorus, the
inscription on the Egyptian library was: 'The Medicine of the Mind.' Now,
that phrase has become notoriously trite and hackneyed, and people repeat
vaguely that books are the medicine of the mind. Yes; but to apply the
medicine is the thing!"

"So you have told us at least twice before, brother," quoth the Captain,
bluffly. "And what Diodorus has to do with it, I know no more than the
man of the moon."

"I shall never get on at this rate," said my father, in a tone between
reproach and entreaty.

"Be good children, Roland and Blanche both," said my mother, stopping
from her work and holding up her needle threateningly,--and indeed
inflicting a slight puncture upon the Captain's shoulder.

"'Rem acu tetigisti,' my dear," said my father, borrowing Cicero's pun on
the occasion. (1) "And now we shall go upon velvet. I say, then, that
books, taken indiscriminately, are no cure to the diseases and
afflictions of the mind. There is a world of science necessary in the
taking them. I have known some people in great sorrow fly to a novel, or
the last light book in fashion. One might as well take a rose-draught for
the plague! Light reading does not do when the heart is really heavy. I
am told that Goethe, when he lost his son, took to study a science that
was new to him. Ah! Goethe was a physician who knew what he was about. In
a great grief like that you cannot tickle and divert the mind, you must
wrench it away, abstract, absorb,--bury it in an abyss, hurry it into a
labyrinth. Therefore, for the irremediable sorrows of middle life and old
age I recommend a strict chronic course of science and hard
reasoning,--counter-irritation. Bring the brain to act upon the heart! If
science is too much against the grain (for we have not all got
mathematical heads), something in the reach of the humblest
understanding, but sufficiently searching to the highest,--a new
language, Greek, Arabic, Scandinavian, Chinese, or Welsh! For the loss of
fortune, the dose should be applied less directly to the
understanding,--I would administer something elegant and cordial. For as
the heart is crushed and lacerated by a loss in the affections, so it is
rather the head that aches and suffers by the loss of money. Here we find
the higher class of poets a very valuable remedy. For observe that poets
of the grander and more comprehensive kind of genius have in them two
separate men, quite distinct from each other,--the imaginative man, and
the practical, circumstantial man; and it is the happy mixture of these
that suits diseases of the mind, half imaginative and half practical.
There is Homer, now lost with the gods, now at home with the homeliest,
the very 'poet of circumstance,' as Gray has finely called him; and yet
with imagination enough to seduce and coax the dullest into forgetting,
for a while, that little spot on his desk which his banker's book can
cover. There is Virgil, far below him, indeed,--`Virgil the wise, Whose
verse walks highest, but not flies,' as Cowley expresses it. But Virgil
still has genius enough to be two men,--to lead you into the fields, not
only to listen to the pastoral reed and to hear the bees hum, but to note
how you can make the most of the glebe and the vineyard. There is Horace,
charming man of the world, who will condole with you feelingly on the
loss of your fortune, and by no means undervalue the good things of this
life, but who will yet show you that a man may be happy with a vile
modicum or parva rura. There is Shakspeare, who, above all poets, is the
mysterious dual of hard sense and empyreal fancy,--and a great many more,
whom I need not name, but who, if you take to them gently and quietly,
will not, like your mere philosopher, your unreasonable Stoic, tell you
that you have lost nothing, but who will insensibly steal you out of this
world, with its losses and crosses, and slip you into another world
before you know where you are!--a world where you are just as welcome,
though you carry no more earth of your lost acres with you than covers
the sole of your shoe. Then, for hypochondria and satiety, what is better
than a brisk alterative course of travels,--especially early,
out-of-the-way, marvellous, legendary travels! How they freshen up the
spirits! How they take you out of the humdrum yawning state you are in.
See, with Herodotus, young Greece spring up into life, or note with him
how already the wondrous old Orient world is crumbling into giant decay;
or go with Carpini and Rubruquis to Tartary, meet 'the carts of Zagathai
laden with houses, and think that a great city is travelling towards
you.' (2) 'Gaze on that vast wild empire of the Tartar, where the
descendants of Jenghis 'multiply and disperse over the immense waste
desert, which is as boundless as the ocean.' Sail with the early Northern
discoverers, and penetrate to the heart of winter, among sea-serpents and
bears and tusked morses with the faces of men. Then, what think you of
Columbus, and the stern soul of Cortes, and the kingdom of Mexico, and
the strange gold city of the Peruvians, with that audacious brute
Pizarro; and the Polynesians, just for all the world like the Ancient
Britons; and the American Indians and the South-sea Islanders? How
petulant and young and adventurous and frisky your hypochondriac must get
upon a regimen like that! Then, for that vice of the mind which I call
sectarianism,--not in the religious sense of the word, but little, narrow
prejudices, that make you hate your next-door neighbor because he has his
eggs roasted when you have yours boiled; and gossipping and prying into
people's affairs, and backbiting, and thinking heaven and earth are
coming together if some broom touch a cobweb that you have let grow over
the window-sill of your brains what like a large and generous, mildly
aperient (I beg your pardon, my dear) course of history! How it clears
away all the fumes of the head,--better than the hellebore with which the
old leeches of the Middle Ages purged the cerebellum! There, amidst all
that great whirl and sturmbad (storm-bath), as the Germans say, of
kingdoms and empires, and races and ages, how your mind enlarges beyond
that little feverish animosity to John Styles, or that unfortunate
prepossession of yours that all the world is interested in your
grievances against Tom Stokes and his wife!

"I can only touch, you see, on a few ingredients in this magnificent
pharmacy; its resources are boundless, but require the nicest discretion.
I remember to have cured a disconsolate widower, who obstinately refused
every other medicament, by a strict course of geology. I dipped him deep
into gneiss and mica schist. Amidst the first strata I suffered the
watery action to expend itself upon cooling, crystallized masses; and by
the time I had got him into the tertiary period, amongst the transition
chalks of Maestricht and the conchiferous marls of Gosau, he was ready
for a new wife. Kitty, my dear, it is no laughing matter! I made no less
notable a cure of a young scholar at Cambridge who was meant for the
church, when he suddenly caught a cold fit of freethinking, with great
shiverings, from wading out of his depth in Spinoza. None of the divines,
whom I first tried, did him the least good in that state; so I turned
over a new leaf, and doctored him gently upon the chapters of faith in
Abraham Tucker's book (you should read it, Sisty); then I threw in strong
doses of Fichte; after that I put him on the Scotch inetaphy sicians,
with plunge-baths into certain German transcendentalists; and having
convinced him that faith is not an unphilosophical state of mind, and
that he might believe without compromising his understanding,--for he was
mightily conceited on that score,--I threw in my divines, which he was
now fit to digest; and his theological constitution, since then, has
become so robust that he has eaten up two livings and a deanery! In fact,
I have a plan for a library that, instead of heading its compartments,
'Philology, Natural Science, Poetry,' etc., one shall head them according
to the diseases for which they are severally good, bodily and mental,--up
from a dire calamity or the pangs of the gout, down to a fit of the
spleen or a slight catarrh; for which last your light reading comes in
with a whey-posset and barley-water. But," continued my father, more
gravely, "when some one sorrow, that is yet reparable, gets hold of your
mind like a monomania; when you think because Heaven has denied you this
or that on which you had set your heart that all your life must be a
blank,--oh! then diet yourself well on biography, the biography of good
and great men. See how little a space one sorrow really makes in life.
See scarce a page, perhaps, given to some grief similar to your own; and
how triumphantly the life sails on beyond it! You thought the wing was
broken! Tut, tut, it was but a bruised feather! See what life leaves
behind it when all is done!--a summary of positive facts far out of the
region of sorrow and suffering, linking themselves with the being of the
world. Yes, biography is the medicine here! Roland, you said you would
try my prescription,--here it is;" and my father took up a book and
reached it to the Captain.

My uncle looked over it,--"Life of the Reverend Robert Hall."

"Brother, he was a Dissenter; and, thank Heaven! I am a Church-and-State
man to the backbone!"

"Robert Hall was a brave man and a true soldier under the Great
Commander," said my father, artfully.

The Captain mechanically carried his forefinger to his forehead in
military fashion, and saluted the book respectfully.

"I have another copy for you, Pisistratus,--that is mine which I have
lent Roland. This, which I bought for you to-day, you will keep."

"Thank you, sir," said I listlessly, not seeing what great good the "Life
of Robert Hall" could do me, or why the same medicine should suit the old
weather-beaten uncle and the nephew yet in his teens.

"I have said nothing," resumed my father, slightly bowing his broad
temples, "of the Book of books, for that is the lignum vitm, the cardinal
medicine for all. These are but the subsidiaries; for as you may
remember, my dear Kitty, that I have said before,--we can never keep the
system quite right unless we place just in the centre of the great
ganglionic system, whence the nerves carry its influence gently and
smoothly through the whole frame, The Saffron Bag!"

(1) Cicero's joke on a senator who was the son of a tailor: "Thou hast
touched the thing sharply" (or with a needle, acu).

(2) Rubruquis, sect. xii.


After breakfast the next morning I took my hat to go out when my father,
looking at me, and seeing by my countenance that I had not slept, said

"My dear Pisistratus, you have not tried my medicine yet."

"What medicine, sir?"

"Robert Hall."

"No, indeed, not yet," said I, smiling.

"Do so, my son, before you go out; depend on it you will enjoy your walk

I confess that it was with some reluctance I obeyed. I went back to my
own room and sat resolutely down to my task. Are there any of you, my
readers, who have not read the "Life of Robert Hall?" If so, in the words
of the great Captain Cuttle, "When found, make a note of it." Never mind
what your theological opinion is,--Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Baptist,
Paedobaptist, Independent, Quaker, Unitarian, Philosopher,
Freethinker,--send for Robert Hall! Yea, if there exists yet on earth
descendants of the arch-heretics which made such a noise in their
day,--men who believe, with Saturninus, that the world was made by seven
angels; or with Basilides, that there are as many heavens as there are
days in the year; or with the Nicolaitanes, that men ought to have their
wives in common (plenty of that sect still, especially in the Red
Republic); or with their successors, the Gnostics, who believed in
Jaldaboath; or with the Carpacratians, that the world was made by the
devil; or with the Cerinthians and Ebionites and Nazarites (which last
discovered that the name of Noah's wife was Ouria, and that she set the
ark on fire); or with the Valentinians, who taught that there were thirty
AEones, ages or worlds, born out of Profundity (Bathos), male, and
Silence, female; or with the Marcites, Colarbasii, and Heracleonites (who
still kept up that bother about AEones, Mr. Profundity and Mrs. Silence);
or with the Ophites, who are said to have worshipped the serpent; or the
Cainites, who ingeniously found out a reason for honoring Judas, because
he foresaw what good would come to men by betraying our Saviour; or with
the Sethites, who made Seth a part of the divine substance; or with the
Archonticks, Ascothyctae, Cerdonians, Marcionites, the disciples of
Apelles, and Severus (the last was a teetotaller, and said wine was begot
by Satan!), or of Tatian, who thought all the descendants of Adam were
irretrievably damned except themselves (some of those Tatiani are
certainly extant!), or the Cataphrygians, who were also called
Tascodragitae, because they thrust their forefingers up their nostrils to
show their devotion; or the Pepuzians, Quintilians, and Artotyrites;
or--But no matter. If I go through all the follies of men in search of
the truth, I shall never get to the end of my chapter or back to Robert
Hall; whatever, then, thou art, orthodox or heterodox, send for the "Life
of Robert Hall." It is the life of a man that it does good to manhood
itself to contemplate.

I had finished the biography, which is not long, and was musing over it,
when I heard the Captain's cork-leg upon the stairs. I opened the door
for him, and he entered, book in hand, as I also, book in hand, stood
ready to receive him.

"Well, sir," said Roland, seating himself, "has the prescription done you
any good?"

"Yes, uncle,--great."

"And me too. By Jupiter, Sisty, that same Hall was a fine fellow! I wonder
if the medicine has gone through the same channels in both? Tell me,
first, how it has affected you."

"Imprimis, then, my dear uncle, I fancy that a book like this must do
good to all who live in the world in the ordinary manner, by admitting us
into a circle of life of which I suspect we think but little. Here is a
man connecting himself directly with a heavenly purpose, and cultivating
considerable faculties to that one end; seeking to accomplish his soul as
far as he can, that he may do most good on earth, and take a higher
existence up to heaven; a man intent upon a sublime and spiritual duty:
in short, living as it were in it, and so filled with the consciousness
of immortality, and so strong in the link between God and man, that,
without any affected stoicism, without being insensible to pain,--rather,
perhaps, from a nervous temperament, acutely feeling it,--he yet has a
happiness wholly independent of it. It is impossible not to be thrilled
with an admiration that elevates while it awes you, in reading that
solemn 'Dedication of himself to God.' This offering of 'soul and body,
time, health, reputation, talents,' to the divine and invisible Principle
of Good, calls us suddenly to contemplate the selfishness of our own
views and hopes, and awakens us from the egotism that exacts all and
resigns nothing.

"But this book has mostly struck upon the chord in my own heart in that
characteristic which my father indicated as belonging to all biography.
Here is a life of remarkable fulness, great study, great thought, and
great action; and yet," said I, coloring, "how small a place those
feelings which have tyrannized over me and made all else seem blank and
void, hold in that life! It is not as if the man were a cold and hard
ascetic it is easy to see in him, not only remarkable tenderness and warm
affections, but strong self-will, and the passion of all vigorous
natures. Yes; I understand better now what existence in a true man should

"All that is very well said," quoth the Captain, "but it did not strike
me. What I have seen in this book is courage. Here is a poor creature
rolling on the carpet with agony; from childhood to death tortured by a
mysterious incurable malady,--a malady that is described as 'an internal
apparatus of torture;' and who does, by his heroism, more than bear
it,--he puts it out of power to affect him; and though (here is the
passage) 'his appointment by day and by night was incessant pain, yet
high enjoyment was, notwithstanding, the law of his existence.' Robert
Hall reads me a lesson,--me, an old soldier, who thought myself above
taking lessons,--in courage, at least. And as I came to that passage
when, in the sharp paroxysms before death, he says, 'I have not
complained, have I, sir? And I won't complain!'--when I came to that
passage I started up and cried, 'Roland de Caxton, thou hast been a
coward! and an thou hadst had thy deserts, thou hadst been cashiered,
broken, and drummed out of the regiment long ago!'"

"After all, then, my father was not so wrong,--he placed his guns right,
and fired a good shot."

"He must have been from six to nine degrees above the crest of the
parapet," said my uncle, thoughtfully,--"which, I take it, is the best
elevation, both for shot and shells in enfilading a work."

"What say you then, Captain,--up with our knapsacks, and on with the

"Right about--face!" cried my uncle, as erect as a column.

"No looking back, if we can help it."

"Full in the front of the enemy. 'Up, Guards, and at 'em!'"

"'England expects every man to do his duty!'"

"Cypress or laurel!" cried my uncle, waving the book over his head.


I went out, and to see Francis Vivian; for on leaving Mr. Trevanion I was
not without anxiety for my new friend's future provision. But Vivian was
from home, and I strolled from his lodgings into the suburbs on the other
side of the river, and began to meditate seriously on the best course now
to pursue. In quitting my present occupations I resigned prospects far
more brilliant and fortunes far more rapid than I could ever hope to
realize in any other entrance into life. But I felt the necessity, if I
desired to keep steadfast to that more healthful frame of mind I had
obtained, of some manly and continuous labor, some earnest employment. My
thoughts flew back to the university; and the quiet of its
cloisters--which, until I had been blinded by the glare of the London
world, and grief had somewhat dulled the edge of my quick desires and
hopes, had seemed to me cheerless and unfaltering--took an inviting
aspect. It presented what I needed most,--a new scene, a new arena, a
partial return into boyhood; repose for passions prematurely raised;
activity for the reasoning powers in fresh directions. I had not lost my
time in London: I had kept up, if not studies purely classical, at least
the habits of application; I had sharpened my general comprehension and
augmented my resources. Accordingly, when I returned home, I resolved to
speak to my father. But I found he had forestalled me; and on entering,
my mother drew me upstairs into, her room, with a smile kindled by my
smile, and told me that she and her Austin had been thinking that it was
best that I should leave London as soon as possible; that my father found
he could now dispense with the library of the Museum for some months;
that the time for which they had taken their lodgings would be up in a
few days: that the summer was far advanced, town odious, the country
beautiful,--in a word, we were to go home. There I could prepare myself
for Cambridge till the long vacation was over; and, my mother added
hesitatingly, and with a prefatory caution to spare my health, that my
father, whose income could ill afford the requisite allowance to me,
counted on my soon lightening his burden by getting a scholarship. I felt
how much provident kindness there was in all this,--even in that hint of
a scholarship, which was meant to rouse my faculties and spur me, by
affectionate incentives, to a new ambition. I was not less delighted than

"But poor Roland," said I, "and little Blanche,--will they come with us?"

"I fear not," said my mother; "for Roland is anxious to get back to his
tower, and in a day or two he will be well enough to move."

"Do you not think, my dear mother, that, somehow or other, this lost son
of his had something to do with Roland's illness,--that the illness was
as much mental as physical?"

"I have no doubt of it, Sisty. What a sad, bad heart that young man must

"My uncle seems to have abandoned all hope of finding him in London;
otherwise, ill as he has been, I am sure we could not have kept him at
home. So he goes back to the old tower. Poor man, he must be dull enough
there! We must contrive to pay him a visit. Does Blanche ever speak of
her brother?"

"No; for it seems they were not brought up much together,--at all events,
she does not remember him. How lovely she is! Her mother must surely have
been very handsome."

"She is a pretty child, certainly, though in a strange style of
beauty,--such immense eyes!--and affectionate, and loves Roland as she

And here the conversation dropped.

Our plans being thus decided, it was necessary that I should lose no time
in seeing Vivian and making some arrangement for the future. His manner
had lost so much of its abruptness that I thought I could venture to
recommend him personally to Trevanion; and I knew, after what had passed,
that Trevanion would make a point to oblige me. I resolved to consult my
father about it. As yet I had either never found or never made the
opportunity to talk to my father on the subject, he had been so occupied;
and if he had proposed to see my new friend, what answer could I have
made, in the teeth of Vivian's cynic objections? However, as we were now
going away, that last consideration ceased to be of importance; and, for
the first, the student had not yet entirely settled back to his books. I
therefore watched the time when my father walked down to the Museum, and,
slipping my arm in his, I told him, briefly and rapidly, as we went
along, how I had formed this strange acquaintance, and how I was now
situated. The story did not interest my father quite so much as I
expected, and he did not understand all the complexities of Vivian's
character,--how could he?--for he answered briefly, "I should think that,
for a young man apparently without a sixpence, and whose education seems
so imperfect, any resource in Trevanion must be most temporary and
uncertain. Speak to your Uncle Jack: he can find him some place, I have
no doubt,--perhaps a readership in a printer's office, or a reporter's
place on some journal, if he is fit for it. But if you want to steady
him, let it be something regular."

Therewith my father dismissed the matter and vanished through the gates
of the Museum. Readership to a printer, reportership on a journal, for a
young gentleman with the high notions and arrogant vanity of Francis
Vivian,--his ambition already soaring far beyond kid gloves and a
cabriolet! The idea was hopeless; and, perplexed and doubtful, I took my
way to Vivian's lodgings. I found him at home and unemployed, standing by
his window with folded arms, and in a state of such revery that he was
not aware of my entrance till I had touched him on the shoulder.

"Ha!" said he then, with one of his short, quick, impatient sighs, "I
thought you had given me up and forgotten me; but you look pale and
harassed. I could almost think you had grown thinner within the last few

"Oh! never mind me, Vivian; I have come to speak of yourself. I have left
Trevanion; it is settled that I should go to the University, and we all
quit town in a few days."

"In a few days!--all! Who are 'all'?"

"My family,--father, mother, uncle, cousin, and myself. But, my dear
fellow, now let us think seriously what is best to be done for you. I can
present you to Trevanion."


"But Trevanion is a hard, though an excellent man, and, moreover, as he
is always changing the subjects that engross him, in a month or so he may
have nothing to give you. You said you would work,--will you consent not
to complain if the work cannot be done in kid gloves? Young men who
have--risen high in the world have begun, it is well known, as reporters
to the press. It is a situation of respectability, and in request, and
not easy to obtain, I fancy; but still--"

Vivian interrupted me hastily.

"Thank you a thousand times! But what you say confirms a resolution I had
taken before you came. I shall make it up with my family and return

"Oh, I am so really glad. How wise in you!"

Vivian turned away his head abruptly.

"Your pictures of family life and domestic peace, you see," he said,
"seduced me more than you thought. When do you leave town?"

"Why, I believe, early next week."

"So soon," said Vivian, thoughtfully. "Well, perhaps I may ask you yet to
introduce me to Mr. Trevanion; for who knows?--my family and I may fall
out again. But I will consider. I think I have heard you say that this
Trevanion is a very old friend of your father's or uncle's?"

"He, or rather Lady Ellinor, is an old friend of both."

"And therefore would listen to your recommendations of me. But perhaps I
may not need them. So you have left--left of your own accord--a situation
that seemed more enjoyable, I should think, than rooms in a college.
Left, why did you leave?"

And Vivian fixed his bright eyes full and piercingly on mine.

"It was only for a time, for a trial, that I was there," said I,
evasively; "out at nurse, as it were, till the Alma Mater opened her
arms,--alma indeed she ought to be to my father's son."

Vivian looked unsatisfied with my explanation, but did not question me
further. He himself was the first to turn the conversation, and he did
this with more affectionate cordiality than was common to him. He
inquired into our general plans, into the probabilities of our return to
town, and drew from me a description of our rural Tusculum. He was quiet
and subdued; and once or twice I thought there was a moisture in those
luminous eyes. We parted with more of the unreserve and fondness of
youthful friendship--at least on my part, and seemingly on his--than had
yet endeared our singular intimacy; for the cement of cordial attachment
had been wanting to an intercourse in which one party refused all
confidence, and the other mingled distrust and fear with keen interest
and compassionate admiration.

That evening, before lights were brought in, my father, turning to me,
abruptly asked if I had seen my friend, and what he was about to do.

"He thinks of returning to his family," said I.

Roland, who had seemed dozing, winced uneasily.

"Who returns to his family?" asked the Captain.

"Why, you must know," said my father, "that Sisty has fished up a friend
of whom he can give no account that would satisfy a policeman, and whose
fortunes he thinks himself under the necessity of protecting. You are
very lucky that he has not picked your pockets, Sisty; but I dare say he
has. What's his name?"

"Vivian," said I,--"Francis Vivian."

"A good name and a Cornish," said my father. "Some derive it from the
Romans,--Vivianus; others from a Celtic word which means--"

"Vivian!" interrupted Roland. "Vivian!--I wonder if it be the son of
Colonel Vivian."

"He is certainly a gentleman's son," said I; "but he never told me what
his family and connections were."

"Vivian," repeated my uncle,--"poor Colonel Vivian! So the young man is
going to his father. I have no doubt it is the same. Ah!--"

"What do you know of Colonel Vivian or his son?" said I. "Pray, tell me;
I am so interested in this young man."

"I know nothing of either, except by gossip," said my uncle, moodily. "I
did hear that Colonel Vivian, an excellent officer and honorable man, had
been in--in--" (Roland's voice faltered) "in great grief about his son,
whom, a mere boy, he had prevented from some improper marriage, and who
had run away and left him,--it was supposed for America. The story
affected me at the time," added my uncle, trying to speak calmly.

We were all silent, for we felt why Roland was so disturbed, and why
Colonel Vivian's grief should have touched him home. Similarity in
affliction makes us brothers even to the unknown.

"You say he is going home to his family,--I am heartily glad of it!" said
the envying old soldier, gallantly.

The lights came in then, and two minutes after, Uncle Roland and I were
nestled close to each other, side by side; and I was reading over his
shoulder, and his finger was silently resting on that passage that had so
struck him: "I have not complained, have I, sir? And I won't complain!"



My uncle's conjecture as to the parentage of Francis Vivian seemed to me
a positive discovery. Nothing more likely than that this wilful boy had
formed some headstrong attachment which no father would sanction, and so,
thwarted and irritated, thrown himself on the world. Such an explanation
was the more agreeable to me as it cleared up much that had appeared
discreditable in the mystery that surrounded Vivian. I could never bear
to think that he had done anything mean and criminal, however I might
believe he had been rash and faulty. It was natural that the unfriended
wanderer should have been thrown into a society, the equivocal character
of which had failed to revolt the audacity of an inquisitive mind and
adventurous temper; but it was natural also that the habits of gentle
birth, and that silent education which English gentlemen commonly receive
from their very cradle, should have preserved his honor, at least, intact
through all. Certainly the pride, the notions, the very faults of the
well-born had remained in full force,--why not the better qualities,
however smothered for the time? I felt thankful for the thought that
Vivian was returning to an element in which he might repurify his mind,
refit himself for that sphere to which he belonged, thankful that we
might yet meet, and our present half-intimacy mature, perhaps, into
healthful friendship.

It was with such thoughts that I took up my hat the next morning to seek
Vivian, and judge if we had gained the right clew, when we were startled
by what was a rare sound at our door,--the postman's knock. My father was
at the Museum; my mother in high conference, or close preparation for our
approaching departure, with Mrs. Primmins; Roland, I, and Blanche had the
room to ourselves.

"The letter is not for me," said Pisistratus.

"Nor for me, I am sure," said the Captain, when the servant entered and
confuted him,--for the letter was for him. He took it up wonderingly and
suspiciously, as Glumdalclitch took up Gulliver, or as (if naturalists)
we take up an unknown creature that we are not quite sure will not bite
and sting us. Ah! it has stung or bit you, Captain Roland; for you start
and change color,--you suppress a cry as you break the seal; you breathe
hard as you read; and the letter seems short--but it takes time in the
reading, for you go over it again and again. Then you fold it up, crumple
it, thrust it into your breast-pocket, and look round like a man waking
from a dream. Is it a dream of pain, or of pleasure? Verily, I cannot
guess, for nothing is on that eagle face either of pain or pleasure, but
rather of fear, agitation, bewilderment. Yet the eyes are bright, too,
and there is a smile on that iron lip.

My uncle looked round, I say, and called hastily for his cane and his
hat, and then began buttoning his coat across his broad breast, though
the day was hot enough to have unbuttoned every breast in the metropolis.

"You are not going out, uncle?"

"Yes, Yes."

"But are you strong enough yet? Let me go with you."

"No, sir; no. Blanche, come here." He took the child in his arms,
surveyed her wistfully, and kissed her. "You have never given me pain,
Blanche: say,'God bless and prosper you, father!'"

"God bless and prosper my dear, dear papa!" said Blanche, putting her
little hands together, as if in prayer.

"There--that should bring me luck, Blanche," said the Captain, gayly, and
setting her down. Then seizing his cane from the servant, and putting on
his hat with a determined air, he walked stoutly forth; and I saw him,
from the window, march along the streets as cheerfully as if he had been
besieging Badajoz.

"God prosper thee too!" said I, involuntarily.

And Blanche took hold of my hand, and said in her prettiest way (and her
pretty ways were many), "I wish you would come with us, cousin Sisty, and
help me to love papa. Poor papa! he wants us both,--he wants all the love
we can give him."

"That he does, my dear Blanche; and I think it a great mistake that we
don't all live together. Your papa ought not to go to that tower of his
at the world's end, but come to our snug, pretty house, with a garden
full of flowers, for you to be Queen of the May,--from May to November;
to say nothing of a duck that is more sagacious than any creature in the
Fables I gave you the other day."

Blanche laughed and clapped her hands. "Oh, that would be so nice!
But"--and she stopped gravely, and added, "but then, you see, there would
not be the tower to love papa; and I am sure that the tower must love him
very much, for he loves it dearly."

It was my turn to laugh now. "I see how it is, you little witch," said I;
"you would coax us to come and live with you and the owls! With all my
heart, so far as I am concerned."

"Sisty," said Blanche, with an appalling solemnity on her face, "do you
know what I've been thinking?"

"Not I, miss--what? Something very deep, I can see,--very horrible,
indeed, I fear; you look so serious."

"Why, I've been thinking," continued Blanche, not relaxing a muscle, and
without the least bit of a blush--"I've been thinking that I'll be your
little wife; and then, of course, we shall all live together."

Blanche did not blush, but I did. "Ask me that ten years hence, if you
dare, you impudent little thing; and now, run away to Mrs. Primmins and
tell her to keep you out of mischief, for I must say 'Good morning.'"

But Blanche did not run away, and her dignity seemed exceedingly hurt at
my mode of taking her alarming proposition, for she retired into a corner
pouting, and sat down with great majesty. So there I left her, and went
my way to Vivian. He was out; but seeing books on his table, and having
nothing to do, I resolved to wait for his return. I had enough of my
father in me to turn at once to the books for company; and by the side of
some graver works which I had recommended, I found certain novels in
French that Vivian had got from a circulating library. I had a curiosity
to read these; for except the old classic novels of France, this mighty
branch of its popular literature was then new to me. I soon got
interested; but what an interest!--the interest that a nightmare might
excite if one caught it out of one's sleep and set to work to examine it.
By the side of what dazzling shrewdness, what deep knowledge of those
holes and corners in the human system of which Goethe must have spoken
when he said somewhere,--if I recollect right, and don't misquote him,
which I'll not answer for "There is something in every man's heart which,
if we could know, would make us hate him,"--by the side of all this, and
of much more that showed prodigious boldness and energy of intellect,
what strange exaggeration; what mock nobility of sentiment; what
inconceivable perversion of reasoning; what damnable demoralization! The
true artist, whether in Romance or the Drama, will often necessarily
interest us in a vicious or criminal character; but he does not the less
leave clear to our reprobation the vice or the crime. But here I found
myself called upon, not only to feel interest in the villain (which would
be perfectly allowable,--I am very much interested in Macbeth and
Lovelace), but to admire and sympathize with the villany itself. Nor was
it the confusion of all wrong and right in individual character that
shocked me the most, but rather the view of society altogether, painted
in colors so hideous that, if true, instead of a revolution, it would
draw down a deluge. It was the hatred, carefully instilled, of the poor
against the rich; it was the war breathed between class and class; it was
that envy of all superiorities which loves to show itself by allowing
virtue only to a blouse, and asserting; that a man must be a rogue if he
belong to that rank of society in which, from the very gifts of
education, from the necessary associations of circumstance, roguery is
the last thing probable or natural. It was all this, and things a
thousand times worse, that set my head in a whirl, as hour after hour
slipped on, and I still gazed, spell-bound, on these Chimeras and
Typhons,--these symbols of the Destroying Principle. "Poor Vivian!" said
I, as I rose at last; "if thou readest these books with pleasure or from
habit, no wonder that thou seemest to me so obtuse about right and wrong,
and to have a great cavity where thy brain should have the bump of
'conscientiousness' in full salience!"

Nevertheless, to do those demoniacs justice, I had got through time
imperceptibly by their pestilent help; and I was startled to see, by my
watch, how late it was. I had just resolved to leave a line fixing an
appointment for the morrow, and so depart, when I heard Vivian's
knock,--a knock that had great character in it, haughty, impatient,
irregular; not a neat, symmetrical, harmonious, unpretending knock, but a
knock that seemed to set the whole house and street at defiance: it was a
knock bullying--a knock ostentatious--a knock irritating and
offensive--impiger and iracundus.

But the step that came up the stairs did not suit the knock; it was a
step light, yet firm--slow, yet elastic.

The maid-servant who had opened the door had, no doubt, informed Vivian
of my visit, for he did not seem surprised to see me; but he cast that
hurried, suspicious look round the room which a man is apt to cast when
he has left his papers about and finds some idler, on whose
trustworthiness he by no means depends, seated in the midst of the
unguarded secrets. The look was not flattering; but my conscience was so
unreproachful that I laid all the blame upon the general suspiciousness
of Vivian's character.

"Three hours, at least, have I been here!" said I, maliciously.

"Three hours!"--again the look.

"And this is the worst secret I have discovered,"--and I pointed to those
literary Manicheans.

"Oh!" said he, carelessly, "French novels! I don't wonder you stayed so
long. I can't read your English novels,--flat and insipid; there are
truth and life here."

"Truth and life!" cried I, every hair on my head erect with astonishment.
"Then hurrah for falsehood and death!"

"They don't please you,--no accounting for tastes."

"I beg your pardon,--I account for yours, if you really take for truth
and life monsters so nefast and flagitious. For Heaven's sake, my dear
fellow, don't suppose that any man could get on in England,--get anywhere
but to the Old Bailey or Norfolk Island,--if he squared his conduct to
such topsy-turvy notions of the world as I find here."

"How many years are you my senior," asked Vivian, sneeringly, "that you
should play the mentor and correct my ignorance of the world?"

"Vivian, it is not age and experience that speak here, it is something
far wiser than they,--the instinct of a man's heart and a gentleman's

"Well, well," said Vivian, rather discomposed, "let the poor books alone;
you know my creed--that books influence us little one way or the other."

"By the great Egyptian library and the soul of Diodorus! I wish you could
hear my father upon that point. Come," added I, with sublime compassion,
"come, it is not too late, do let me introduce you to my father. I will
consent to read French novels all my life if a single chat with Austin
Caxton does not send you home with a happier face and lighter heart.
Come, let me take you back to dine with us to-day."

"I cannot," said Vivian, with some confusion; "I cannot, for this day I
leave London. Some other time perhaps,--for," he added, but not heartily,
"we may meet again."

"I hope so," said I, wringing his hand, "and that is likely, since, in
spite of yourself, I have guessed your secret,--your birth and

"How!" cried Vivian, turning pale and gnawing his lip. "What do you mean?

"Well, then, are you not the lost, runaway son of Colonel Vivian? Come,
say the truth; let us be confidants."

Vivian threw off a succession of his abrupt sighs; and, then, seating
himself, leaned his face on the table, confused, no doubt, to find
himself discovered.

"You are near the mark," said he, at last, "but do not ask me further
yet. Some day," he cried impetuously, and springing suddenly to his feet,
"some day you shall know all,--yes, some day, if I live, when that name
shall be high in the world; yes, when the world is at my feet!" He
stretched his right hand as if to grasp the space, and his whole face was
lighted with a fierce enthusiasm. The glow died away, and with a slight
return of his scornful smile he said: "Dreams yet; dreams! And now, look
at this paper." And he drew out a memorandum, scrawled over with figures.

"This, I think, is my pecuniary debt to you; in a few days I shall
discharge it. Give me your address."

"Oh!" said I, pained, "can you speak to me of money, Vivian?"

"It is one of those instincts of honor you cite so often," answered he,
coloring. "Pardon me."

"That is my address," said I, stooping to write, in order to conceal my
wounded feelings. "You will avail yourself of it, I hope, often, and tell
me that you are well and happy."

"When I am happy you shall know."

"You do not require any introduction to Trevanion?"

Vivian hesitated. "No, I think not. If ever I do, I will write for it."

I took up my hat, and was about to go,--for I was still chilled and
mortified,--when, as if by an irresistible impulse, Vivian came to me
hastily, flung his arms round my neck, and kissed me as a boy kisses his

"Bear with me!" he cried in a faltering voice; "I did not think to love
any one as you have made me love you, though sadly against the grain. If
you are not my good angel, it is that nature and habit are too strong for
you. Certainly some day we shall meet again. I shall have time, in the
mean while, to see if the world can be indeed 'mine oyster, which I with
sword can open.' I would be aut Caesar aut nullus! Very little other
Latin know I to quote from! If Caesar, men will forgive me all the means
to the end; if nullus, London has a river, and in every street one may
buy a cord!"

"Vivian! Vivian!"

"Now go, my dear friend, while my heart is softened,--go before I shock
you with some return of the native Adam. Go, go!"

And taking me gently by the arm, Francis Vivian drew me from the room,
and re-entering, locked his door.

Ah! if I could have left him Robert Hall, instead of those execrable
Typhons! But would that medicine have suited his case, or must grim
Experience write sterner prescriptions with iron hand?


When I got back, just in time for dinner, Roland had not returned, nor
did he return till late in the evening. All our eyes were directed
towards him, as we rose with one accord to give him welcome; but his face
was like a mask,--it was locked and rigid and unreadable.

Shutting the door carefully after him, he came to the hearth, stood on
it, upright and calm, for a few moments, and then asked,--

"Has Blanche gone to bed?"

"Yes," said my mother, "but not to sleep, I am sure; she made me promise
to tell her when you came back."

Roland's brow relaxed.

"To-morrow, sister," said he, slowly, "will you see that she has the
proper mourning made for her? My son is dead."

"Dead!" we cried with one voice, and surrounded him with one impulse.

"Dead! impossible,--you could not say it so calmly. Dead,--how do you
know? You may be deceived. Who told you? why do you think so?"

"I have seen his remains," said my uncle, with the same gloomy calm. "We
will all mourn for him. Pisistratus, you are heir to my name now, as to
your father's. Good-night; excuse me, all--all you dear and kind ones; I
am worn out." Roland lighted his candle and went away, leaving us
thunderstruck; but he came back again, looked round, took up his book,
open in the favorite passage, nodded again, and again vanished. We looked
at each other as if we had seen a ghost. Then my father rose and went out
of the room, and remained in Roland's till the night was well-nigh gone!
We sat up, my mother and I, till he returned. His benign face looked
profoundly sad.

"How is it, sir? Can you tell us more?" My father shook his head.

"Roland prays that you may preserve the same forbearance you have shown
hitherto, and never mention his son's name to him. Peace be to the
living, as to the dead! Kitty, this changes our plans; we must all go to
Cumberland,--we cannot leave Roland thus!"

"Poor, poor Roland!" said my mother, through her tears. "And to think
that father and son were not reconciled! But Roland forgives him
now,--oh, yes, now!"

"It is not Roland we can censure," said my father, almost fiercely; "it
is--But enough; we must hurry out of town as soon as we can: Roland will
recover in the native air of his old ruins."

We went up to bed mournfully. "And so," thought I, "ends one grand object
of my life! I had hoped to have brought those two together. But, alas,
what peacemaker like the grave!"


My uncle did not leave his room for three days; but he was much closeted
with a lawyer, and my father dropped some words which seemed to imply
that the deceased had incurred debts, and that the poor Captain was
making some charge on his small property. As Roland had said that he had
seen the remains of his son, I took it at first for granted that we
should attend a funeral; but no word of this was said. On the fourth day
Roland, in deep mourning, entered a hackney-coach with the lawyer, and
was absent about two hours. I did not doubt that he had thus quietly
fulfilled the last mournful offices. On his return, he shut himself up
again for the rest of the day, and would not see even my father. But the
next morning he made his appearance as usual, and I even thought that he
seemed more cheerful than I had yet known him,--whether he played a part,
or whether the worst was now over, and the grave was less cruel than
uncertainty. On the following day we all set out for Cumberland.

In the interval, Uncle Jack had been almost constantly at the house, and,
to do him justice, he had seemed unaffectedly shocked at the calamity
that had befallen Roland. There was, indeed, no want of heart in Uncle
Jack, whenever you went straight at it; but it was hard to find if you
took a circuitous route towards it through the pockets. The worthy
speculator had indeed much business to transact with my father before he
left town. The Anti-Publisher Society had been set up, and it was through
the obstetric aid of that fraternity that the Great Book was to be
ushered into the world. The new journal, the "Literary Times," was also
far advanced,--not yet out, but my father was fairly in for it. There
were preparations for its debut on a vast scale, and two or three
gentlemen in black--one of whom looked like a lawyer, and another like a
printer, and a third uncommonly like a Jew--called twice, with papers of
a very formidable aspect. All these preliminaries settled, the last thing
I heard Uncle Jack say, with a slap on my father's back, was, "Fame and
fortune both made now! You may go to sleep in safety, for you leave me
wide awake. Jack Tibbets never sleeps!"

I had thought it strange that, since my abrupt exodus from Trevanion's
house, no notice had been taken of any of us by himself or Lady Ellinor.
But on the very eve of our departure came a kind note from Trevanion to
me, dated from his favorite country seat (accompanied by a present of
some rare books to my father), in which he said, briefly, that there had
been illness in his family which had obliged him to leave town for a
change of air, but that Lady Ellinor expected to call on my mother the
next week. He had found amongst his books some curious works of the
Middle Ages, amongst others a complete set of Cardan, which he knew my
father would like to have, and so sent them. There was no allusion to
what had passed between us. In reply to this note, after due thanks on my
father's part, who seized upon the Cardan (Lyons edition, 1663, ten
volumes folio) as a silk-worm does upon a mulberry-leaf, I expressed our
joint regrets that there was no hope of our seeing Lady Ellinor, as we
were just leaving town. I should have added something on the loss my
uncle had sustained, but my father thought that since Roland shrank from
any mention of his son, even by his nearest kindred, it would be his
obvious wish not to parade his affliction beyond that circle.

And there had been illness in Trevanion's family! On whom had it fallen?
I could not rest satisfied with that general expression, and I took my
answer myself to Trevanion's house, instead of sending it by the post. In
reply to my inquiries, the porter said that all the family were expected
at the end of the week; that he had heard both Lady Ellinor and Miss
Trevanion had been rather poorly, but that they were now better. I left
my note with orders to forward it; and my wounds bled afresh as I came

We had the whole coach to ourselves in our journey, and a silent journey
it was, till we arrived at a little town about eight miles from my
uncle's residence, to which we could only get through a cross-road. My
uncle insisted on preceding us that night; and though he had written
before we started, to announce our coming, he was fidgety lest the poor
tower should not make the best figure it could, so he went alone, and we
took our ease at our inn.

Betimes the next day we hired a fly-coach--for a chaise could never have
held us and my father's books--and jogged through a labyrinth of
villanous lanes which no Marshal Wade had ever reformed from their primal
chaos. But poor Mrs. Primmins and the canary-bird alone seemed sensible
of the jolts; the former, who sat opposite to us wedged amidst a medley
of packages, all marked "Care, to be kept top uppermost" (why I know not,
for they were but books, and whether they lay top or bottom it could not
materially affect their value),--the former, I say, contrived to extend
her arms over those disjecta membra, and griping a window-sill with the
right hand, and a window-sill with the left, kept her seat rampant, like
the split eagle of the Austrian Empire: in fact, it would be well
nowadays if the split eagle were as firm as Mrs. Primmins! As for the
canary, it never failed to respond, by an astonished chirp, to every
"Gracious me!" and "Lord save us!" which the delve into a rut, or the
bump out of it, sent forth from Mrs. Primmins's lips, with all the
emphatic dolor of the "Ai, ai!" in a Greek chorus.

But my father, with his broad hat over his brows, was in deep thought.
The scenes of his youth were rising before him, and his memory went,
smooth as a spirit's wing, over delve and bump. And my mother, who sat
next him, had her arm on his shoulder, and was watching his face
jealously. Did she think that in that thoughtful face there was regret
for the old love? Blanche, who had been very sad, and had wept much and
quietly since they put on her the mourning, and told her that she had no
brother (though she had no remembrance of the lost), began now to evince
infantine curiosity and eagerness to catch the first peep of her father's
beloved tower. And Blanche sat on my knee, and I shared her impatience.
At last there came in view a church-spire, a church, a plain square
building near it, the parsonage (my father's old home), a long,
straggling street of cottages and rude shops, with a better kind of house
here and there, and in the hinder ground a gray, deformed mass of wall
and ruin, placed on one of those eminences on which the Danes loved to
pitch camp or build fort, with one high, rude, Anglo-Norman tower rising
from the midst. Few trees were round it, and those either poplars or
firs, save, as we approached, one mighty oak,--integral and unscathed.
The road now wound behind the parsonage and up a steep ascent. Such a
road,--the whole parish ought to have been flogged for it! If I had sent
up a road like that, even on a map, to Dr. Herman, I should not have sat
down in comfort for a week to come!

The fly-coach came to a full stop.

"Let us get out," cried I, opening the door, and springing to the ground
to set the example.

Blanche followed, and my respected parents came next. But when Mrs.
Primmins was about to heave herself into movement--

"Papce!" said my father. "I think, Mrs. Primmins, you must remain in, to
keep the books steady."

"Lord love you!" cried Mrs. Primmins, aghast.

"The subtraction of such a mass, or moles,--supple and elastic as all
flesh is, and fitting into the hard corners of the inert matter,--such a
subtraction, Mrs. Primmins, would leave a vacuum which no natural system,
certainly no artificial organization, could sustain. There would be a
regular dance of atoms, Mrs. Primmins; my books would fly here, there, on
the floor, out of the window!

   "'Corporis officium est quoniam omnia deorsum.'

"The business of a body like yours, Mrs. Primmins, is to press all things
down, to keep them tight, as you will know one of these days,--that is,
if you will do me the favor to read Lucretius, and master that material
philosophy of which I may say, without flattery, my dear Mrs. Primmins,
that you are a living illustration."

These, the first words my father had spoken since we set out from the
inn, seemed to assure my mother that she need have no apprehension as to
the character of his thoughts, for her brow cleared, and she said,

"Only look at poor Primmins, and then at that hill!"

"You may subtract Primmins, if you will be answerable for the remnant,
Kitty. Only I warn you that it is against all the laws of physics."

So saying, he sprang lightly forward, and, taking hold of my arm, paused
and looked round, and drew the loud free breath with which we draw native

"And yet," said my father, after that grateful and affectionate
inspiration,--"and yet, it must be owned that a more ugly country one
cannot see out of Cambridgeshire." (1)

"Nay," said I, "it is bold and large, it has a beauty of its own. Those
immense, undulating, uncultivated, treeless tracts have surely their
charm of wildness and solitude. And how they suit the character of the
ruin! All is feudal there! I understand Roland better now."

"I hope to Heaven Cardan will come to no harm!" cried my father; "he is
very handsomely bound, and he fitted beautifully just into the fleshiest
part of that fidgety Primmins."

Blanche, meanwhile, had run far before us, and I followed fast. There
were still the remains of that deep trench (surrounding the ruins on
three sides, leaving a ragged hill-top at the fourth) which made the
favorite fortification of all the Teutonic tribes. A causeway, raised on
brick arches, now, however, supplied the place of the drawbridge, and the
outer gate was but a mass of picturesque ruin. Entering into the
courtyard or bailey, the old castle mound, from which justice had been
dispensed, was in full view, rising higher than the broken walls around
it, and partially over grown with brambles. And there stood,
comparatively whole, the Tower or Keep, and from its portals emerged the
veteran owner.

His ancestors might have received us in more state, but certainly they
could not have given us a warmer greeting. In fact, in his own domain
Roland appeared another man. His stiffness, which was a little repulsive
to those who did not understand it, was all gone. He seemed less proud,
precisely because he and his pride, on that ground, were on good terms
with each other. How gallantly he extended,--not his arm, in our modern
Jack-and-Jill sort of fashion, but his right hand to my mother; how
carefully he led her over "brake, bush, and scaur," through the low
vaulted door, where a tall servant, who, it was easy to see, had been a
soldier,--in the precise livery, no doubt, warranted by the heraldic
colors (his stockings were red!),--stood upright as a sentry. And coming
into the hall, it looked absolutely cheerful,--it took us by surprise.
There was a great fireplace, and, though it was still summer, a great
fire! It did not seem a bit too much, for the walls were stone, the lofty
roof open to the rafters, while the windows were small and narrow, and so
high and so deep sunk that one seemed in a vault. Nevertheless, I say the
room looked sociable and cheerful,--thanks principally to the fire, and
partly to a very ingenious medley of old tapestry at one end, and matting
at the other, fastened to the lower part of the walls, seconded by an
arrangement of furniture which did credit to my uncle's taste for the
picturesque. After we had looked about and admired to our heart's
content, Roland took us, not up one of those noble staircases you see in
the later manorial residences, but a little winding stone stair, into the
rooms he had appropriated to his guests. There was first a small chamber,
which he called my father's study,--in truth, it would have done for any
philosopher or saint who wished to shut out the world, and might have
passed for the interior of such a column as the Stylites inhabited; for
you must have climbed a ladder to have looked out of the window, and then
the vision of no short-sighted man could have got over the interval in
the wall made by the narrow casement, which, after all, gave no other
prospect than a Cumberland sky, with an occasional rook in it. But my
father, I think I have said before, did not much care for scenery, and he
looked round with great satisfaction upon the retreat assigned him.

"We can knock up shelves for your books in no time," said my uncle,
rubbing his hands.

"It would be a charity," quoth my father, "for they have been very long
in a recumbent position, and would like to stretch themselves, poor
things. My dear Roland, this room is made for books,--so round and so
deep! I shall sit here, like Truth in a well."

"And there is a room for you, sister, just out of it," said my uncle,
opening a little, low, prison-like door into a charming room, for its
window was low and it had an iron balcony; "and out of that is the
bedroom. For you, Pisistratus, my boy, I am afraid that it is soldier's
quarters, indeed, with which you will have to put up. But never mind; in
a day or two we shall make all worthy a general of your illustrious
name,--for he was a great general, Pisistratus the First, was he not,

"All tyrants are," said my father; "the knack of soldiering is
indispensable to them."

"Oh! you may say what you please here," said Roland, in high good humor,
as he drew me downstairs, still apologizing for my quarters, and so
earnestly that I made up my mind that I was to be put into an oubliette.
Nor were my suspicions much dispelled on seeing that we had to leave the
keep, and pick our way into what seemed to me a mere heap of rubbish on
the dexter side of the court. But I was agreeably surprised to find,
amidst these wrecks, a room with a noble casement, commanding the whole
country, and placed immediately over a plot of ground cultivated as a
garden. The furniture was ample, though homely; the floors and walls well
matted; and, altogether, despite the inconvenience of having to cross the
courtyard to get to the rest of the house, and being wholly without the
modern luxury of a bell, I thought that I could not be better lodged.

"But this is a perfect bower, my dear uncle! Depend on it, it was the
bower-chamber of the Dames de Caxton,--Heaven rest them!"

"No," said my uncle, gravely, "I suspect it must have been the chaplain's
room, for the chapel was to the right of you. An earlier chapel, indeed,
formerly existed in the keep tower; for, indeed, it is scarcely a true
keep without a chapel, well, and hall. I can show you part of the roof of
the first, and the two last are entire; the well is very curious, formed
in the substance of the wall at one angle of the hall. In Charles the
First's time our ancestor lowered his only son down in a bucket, and kept
him there six hours, while a malignant mob was storming the tower. I need
not say that our ancestor himself scorned to hide from such a rabble, for
he was a grown man. The boy lived to be a sad spendthrift, and used the
well for cooling his wine. He drank up a great many good acres."

"I should scratch him out of the pedigree, if I were you. But pray, have
you not discovered the proper chamber of that great Sir William about
whom my father is so shamefully sceptical?"

"To tell you a secret," answered the Captain, giving me a sly poke in the
ribs, "I have put your father into it! There are the initial letters W.
C. let into the cusp of the York rose, and the date, three years before
the battle of Bosworth, over the chimney-piece."

I could not help joining my uncle's grim, low laugh at this
characteristic pleasantry; and after I had complimented him on so
judicious a mode of proving his point, I asked him how he could possibly
have contrived to fit up the ruin so well, especially as he had scarcely
visited it since his purchase.

"Why," said he, "some years ago that poor fellow you now see as my
servant, and who is gardener, bailiff, seneschal, butler, and anything
else you can put him to, was sent out of the army on the invalid list. So
I placed him here; and as he is a capital carpenter, and has had a very
fair education, I told him what I wanted, and put by a small sum every
year for repairs and furnishing. It is astonishing how little it cost me;
for Bolt, poor fellow (that is his name), caught the right spirit of the
thing, and most of the furniture (which you see is ancient and suitable)
he picked up at different cottages and farm-houses in the neighborhood.
As it is, however, we have plenty more rooms here and there,--only, of
late," continued my uncle, slightly changing color, "I had no money to
spare. But come," he resumed with an evident effort, "come and see my
barrack; it is on the other side of the hall, and made out of what no
doubt were the butteries."

We reached the yard, and found the fly-coach had just crawled to the
door. My father's head was buried deep in the vehicle; he was gathering
up his packages and sending out, oracle-like, various muttered
objurgations and anathemas upon Mrs. Primmins and her vacuum, which Mrs.
Primmins, standing by and making a lap with her apron to receive the
packages and anathemas simultaneously, bore with the mildness of an
angel, lifting up her eyes to heaven and murmuring something about "poor
old bones,"--though as for Mrs. Primmins's bones, they had been myths
these twenty years, and you might as soon have found a Plesiosaurus in
the fat lands of Romney Marsh as a bone amidst those layers of flesh in
which my poor father thought he had so carefully cottoned up his Cardan.

Leaving these parties to adjust matters between them, we stepped under
the low doorway and entered Roland's room. Oh! certainly Bolt had caught
the spirit of the thing; certainly he had penetrated down to the pathos
that lay within the deeps of Roland's character. Buffon says, "The style
is the man;" there, the room was the man. That nameless, inexpressible,
soldier--like, methodical neatness which belonged to Roland,--that was
the first thing that struck one; that was the general character of the
whole. Then, in details, there, on stout oak shelves, were the books on
which my father loved to jest his more imaginative brother; there they
were,--Froissart, Barante, Joinville, the Mort d'Arthur, Amadis of Gaul,
Spenser's Faerie Queene, a noble copy of Strutt's Horda, Mallet's
Northern Antiquities, Percy's Reliques, Pope's Homer, books on gunnery,
archery, hawking, fortification; old chivalry and modern war together,

Old chivalry and modern war! Look to that tilting helmet with the tall
Caxton crest, and look to that trophy near it,--a French cuirass--and
that old banner (a knight's pennon) surmounting those crossed bayonets.
And over the chimneypiece there--bright, clean, and, I warrant you,
dusted daily--are Roland's own sword, his holsters and pistols, yea, the
saddle, pierced and lacerated, from which he had reeled when that leg--I
gasped, I felt it all at a glance, and I stole softly to the spot, and,
had Roland not been there, I could have kissed that sword as reverently
as if it had been a Bayard's or a Sidney's.

My uncle was too modest to guess my emotion; he rather thought I had
turned my face to conceal a smile at his vanity, and said, in a
deprecating tone of apology: "It was all Bolt's doing, foolish fellow!"

(1) This certainly cannot be said of Cumberland generally, one of the
most beautiful counties in Great Britain. But the immediate district to
which Mr. Caxton's exclamation refers, if not ugly, is at least savage,
bare, and rude.


Our host regaled us with a hospitality that notably contrasted his
economical thrifty habits in London. To be sure, Bolt had caught the
great pike which headed the feast; and Bolt, no doubt, had helped to rear
those fine chickens ab ovo; Bolt, I have no doubt, made that excellent
Spanish omelette; and, for the rest, the products of the sheepwalk and
the garden came in as volunteer auxiliaries,--very different from the
mercenary recruits by which those metropolitan Condottieri, the butcher
and greengrocer, hasten the ruin of that melancholy commonwealth called
"genteel poverty."

Our evening passed cheerfully; and Roland, contrary to his custom, was
talker in chief. It was eleven o'clock before Bolt appeared with a
lantern to conduct me through the courtyard to my dormitory among the
ruins,--a ceremony which, every night, shine or dark, he insisted upon
punctiliously performing.

It was long before I could sleep; before I could believe that but so few
days had elapsed since Roland heard of his son's death,--that son whose
fate had so long tortured him; and yet, never had Roland appeared so free
from sorrow! Was it natural, was it effort? Several days passed before I
could answer that question, and then not wholly to my satisfaction.
Effort there was, or rather resolute, systematic determination. At
moments Roland's head drooped, his brows met, and the whole man seemed to
sink. Yet these were only moments; he would rouse himself up, like a
dozing charger at the sound of the trumpet, and shake off the creeping
weight. But whether from the vigor of his determination, or from some aid
in other trains of reflection, I could not but perceive that Roland's
sadness really was less grave and bitter than it had been, or than it was
natural to suppose. He seemed to transfer, daily, more and more, his
affections from the dead to those around him, especially to Blanche and
myself. He let it be seen that he looked on me now as his lawful
successor,--as the future supporter of his name; he was fond of confiding
to me all his little plans, and consulting me on them. He would walk with
me around his domains (of which I shall say more hereafter),--point out,
from every eminence we climbed, where the broad lands which his
forefathers had owned stretched away to the horizon: unfold with tender
hand the mouldering pedigree, and rest lingeringly on those of his
ancestors who had held martial post or had died on the field. There was a
crusader who had followed Richard to Ascalon; there was a knight who had
fought at Agincourt: there was a cavalier (whose picture was still
extant), with fair love-locks, who had fallen at Worcester,--no doubt the
same who had cooled his son in that well which the son devoted to more
agreeable associations. But of all these worthies there was none whom my
uncle, perhaps from the spirit of contradiction, valued like that
apocryphal Sir William. And why? Because when the apostate Stanley turned
the fortunes of the field at Bosworth, and when that cry of despair,
"Treason! treason!" burst from the lips of the last Plantagenet, "amongst
the faithless," this true soldier, "faithful found," had fallen in that
lion rush which Richard made at his foe. "Your father tells me that
Richard was a murderer and usurper," quoth my uncle. "Sir, that might be
true or not; but it was not on the field of battle that his followers
were to reason on the character of the master who trusted them,
especially when a legion of foreign hirelings stood opposed to them. I
would not have descended from that turncoat Stanley to be lord of all the
lands the earls of Derby can boast of. Sir, in loyalty, men fight and die
for a grand principle and a lofty passion; and this brave Sir William was
paying back to the last Plantagenet the benefits he had received from the

"And yet it may be doubted," said I, maliciously, "whether William Caxton
the printer did not--"

"Plague, pestilence, and fire seize William Caxton the printer, and his
invention too!" cried my uncle, barbarously.

"When there were only a few books, at least they were good ones; and now
they are so plentiful, all they do is to confound the judgment, unsettle
the reason, drive the good books out of cultivation, and draw a
ploughshare of innovation over every ancient landmark; seduce the women,
womanize the men, upset states, thrones, and churches; rear a race of
chattering, conceited coxcombs who can always find books in plenty to
excuse them from doing their duty; make the poor discontented, the rich
crotchety and whimsical, refine away the stout old virtues into quibbles
and sentiments! All imagination formerly was expended in noble action,
adventure, enterprise, high deeds, and aspirations; now a man can but be
imaginative by feeding on the false excitement of passions he never felt,
dangers he never shared, and he fritters away all there is of life to
spare in him upon the fictitious love--sorrows of Bond Street and St.
James's. Sir, chivalry ceased when the Press rose! And to fasten upon me,
as a forefather, out of all men who ever lived and sinned, the very man
who has most destroyed what I most valued,--who, by the Lord! with his
cursed invention has well-nigh got rid of respect for forefathers
altogether,--is a cruelty of which my brother had never been capable if
that printer's devil had not got hold of him!"

That a man in this blessed nineteenth century should be such a Vandal,
and that my Uncle Roland should talk in a strain that Totila would have
been ashamed of, within so short a time after my father's scientific and
erudite oration on the Hygeiana of Books,--was enough to make one despair
of the progress of intellect and the perfectibility of our species. And I
have no manner of doubt that, all the while, my uncle had a brace of
books in his pockets, Robert Hall one of them! In truth, he had talked
himself into a passion, and did not know what nonsense he was saying. But
this explosion of Captain Roland's has shattered the thread of my matter.
Pouff! I must take breath and begin again.

Yes, in spite of my sauciness, the old soldier evidently took to me more
and more. And besides our critical examination of the property and the
pedigree, he carried me with him on long excursions to distant villages
where some memorial of a defunct Caxton, a coat of arms, or an epitaph on
a tombstone, might be still seen. And he made me pore over topographical
works and county histories (forgetful, Goth that he was, that for those
very authorities he was indebted to the repudiated printer!) to find some
anecdote of his beloved dead! In truth, the county for miles round bore
the vestigia of those old Caxtons; their handwriting was on many a broken
wall. And obscure as they all were, compared to that great operative of
the Sanctuary at Westminster whom my father clung to, still, that the
yesterdays that had lighted them the way to dusty death had cast no glare
on dishonored scutcheons seemed clear, from the popular respect and
traditional affection in which I found that the name was still held in
hamlet and homestead. It was pleasant to see the veneration with which
this small hidalgo of some three hundred a-year was held, and the
patriarchal affection with which he returned it. Roland was a man who
would walk into a cottage, rest his cork leg on the hearth, and talk for
the hour together upon all that lay nearest to the hearts of the owners.
There is a peculiar spirit of aristocracy amongst agricultural peasants:
they like old names and families; they identify themselves with the
honors of a house, as if of its clan. They do not care so much for wealth
as townsfolk and the middle class do; they have a pity, but a respectful
one, for well-born poverty. And then this Roland, too,--who would go and
dine in a cookshop, and receive change for a shilling, and shun the
ruinous luxury of a hack cabriolet,--could be positively extravagant in
his liberalities to those around him. He was altogether another being in
his paternal acres. The shabby-genteel, half-pay captain, lost in the
whirl of London, here luxuriated into a dignified ease of manner that
Chesterfield might have admired. And if to please is the true sign of
politeness, I wish you could have seen the faces that smiled upon Captain
Roland as he walked down the village, nodding from side to side.

One day a frank, hearty old woman, who had known Roland as a boy, seeing
him lean on my arm, stopped us, as she said bluffly, to take a "geud
luik" at me.

Fortunately I was stalwart enough to pass muster, even in the eyes of a
Cumberland matron; and after a compliment at which Roland seemed much
pleased, she said to me, but pointing to the Captain,--

"Hegh, sir, now you ha' the bra' time before you, you maun e'en try and
be as geud as he. And if life last, ye wull too; for there never waur a
bad ane of that stock. Wi' heads kindly stup'd to the least, and lifted
manfu' oop to the heighest,--that ye all war' sin ye came from the Ark.
Blessin's on the ould name! though little pelf goes with it, it sounds on
the peur man's ear like a bit of gould!"

"Do you not see now," said Roland, as we turned away, "what we owe to a
name, and what to our forefathers? Do you not see why the remotest
ancestor has a right to our respect and consideration,--for he was a
parent? 'Honor your parents': the law does not say, 'Honor your
children!' If a child disgrace us, and the dead, and the sanctity of this
great heritage of their virtues,--the name; if he does--" Roland stopped
short, and added fervently, "But you are my heir now,--I have no fear!
What matter one foolish old man's sorrows? The name, that property of
generations, is saved, thank Heaven,--the name!"

Now the riddle was solved, and I understood why, amidst all his natural
grief for a son's loss, that proud father was consoled. For he was less
himself a father than a son,--son to the long dead. From every grave
where a progenitor slept, he had heard a parent's voice. He could bear to
be bereaved, if the forefathers were not dishonored. Roland was more than
half a Roman; the son might still cling to his household affections, but
the Lares were a part of his religion.


But I ought to be hard at work preparing myself for Cambridge. The deuce!
how can I? The point in academical education on which I require most
preparation is Greek composition. I come to my father, who, one might
think, was at home enough in this. But rare indeed it is to find a great
scholar who is a good teacher.

My dear father, if one is content to take you in your own way, there
never was a more admirable instructor for the heart, the head, the
principles, or the taste,--when you have discovered that there is some
one sore to be healed, one defect to be repaired; and you have rubbed
your spectacles, and got your hand fairly into that recess between your
frill and your waistcoat. But to go to you cut and dry, monotonously,
regularly, book and exercise in hand; to see the mournful patience with
which you tear yourself from that great volume of Cardan in the very
honeymoon of possession; and then to note those mild eyebrows gradually
distend themselves into perplexed diagonals over some false quantity or
some barbarous collocation, till there steal forth that horrible Papce!
which means more on your lips than I am sure it ever did when Latin was a
live language, and Papce a natural and unpedantic ejaculation!--no, I
would sooner blunder through the dark by myself a thousand times than
light my rushlight at the lamp of that Phlegethonian Papce!

And then my father would wisely and kindly, but wondrous slowly, erase
three fourths of one's pet verses, and intercalate others that one saw
were exquisite, but could not exactly see why. And then one asked why;
and my father shook his head in despair, and said, "But you ought to feel

In short, scholarship to him was like poetry; he could no more teach it
you than Pindar could have taught you how to make an ode. You breathed
the aroma, but you could no more seize and analyze it than, with the
opening of your naked hand, you could carry off the scent of a rose. I
soon left my father in peace to Cardan and to the Great Book,--which
last, by the way, advanced but slowly; for Uncle Jack had now insisted on
its being published in quarto, with illustrative plates, and those plates
took an immense time, and were to cost an immense sum,--but that cost was
the affair of the Anti-Publisher Society. But how can I settle to work by
myself? No sooner have I got into my room--penitus ab orbe divisus, as I
rashly think--than there is a tap at the door. Now it is my mother, who
is benevolently engaged upon making curtains to all the windows (a
trifling superfluity that Bolt had forgotten or disdained), and who wants
to know how the draperies are fashioned at Mr. Trevanion's,--a pretence
to have me near her, and see with her own eyes that I am not fretting;
the moment she hears I have shut myself up in my room, she is sure that
it is for sorrow. Now it is Bolt, who is making bookshelves for my
father, and desires to consult me at every turn, especially as I have
given him a Gothic design, which pleases him hugely. Now it is Blanche,
whom, in an evil hour, I undertook to teach to draw, and who comes in on
tiptoe, vowing she'll not disturb me, and sits so quiet that she fidgets
me out of all patience. Now, and much more often, it is the Captain, who
wants me to walk, to ride, to fish. And, by St. Hubert (saint of the
chase) bright August comes, and there is moorgame on those barren
wolds; and my uncle has given me the gun he shot with at my
age,--single-barrelled, flint lock; but you would not have laughed at it
if you had seen the strange feats it did in Roland's hands,--while in
mine, I could always lay the blame on the flint lock! Time, in short,
passed rapidly; and if Roland and I had our dark hours, we chased them
away before they could settle,--shot them on the wing as they got up.

Then, too, though the immediate scenery around my uncle's was so bleak
and desolate, the country within a few miles was so full of objects of
interest,--of landscapes so poetically grand or lovely; and occasionally
we coaxed my father from the Cardan, and spent whole days by the margin
of some glorious lake.

Amongst these excursions I made one by myself to that house in which my
father had known the bliss and the pangs of that stern first-love which
still left its scars fresh on my own memory. The house, large and
imposing, was shut up,--the Trevanions had not been there for years,--the
pleasure-grounds had been contracted into the smallest possible space.
There was no positive decay or ruin,--that Trevanion would never have
allowed; but there was the dreary look of absenteeship everywhere. I
penetrated into the house with the help of my card and half-a-crown. I
saw that memorable boudoir,--I could fancy the very spot in which my
father had heard the sentence that had changed the current of his life.
And when I returned home, I looked with new tenderness on my father's
placid brow, and blessed anew that tender helpmate who in her patient
love had chased from it every shadow.

I had received one letter from Vivian a few days after our arrival. It
had been re-directed from my father's house, at which I had given him my
address. It was short, but seemed cheerful. He said that he believed he
had at last hit on the right way, and should keep to it; that he and the
world were better friends than they had been; that the only way to keep
friends with the world was to treat it as a tamed tiger, and have one
hand on a crowbar while one fondled the beast with the other. He enclosed
me a bank-note, which somewhat more than covered his debt to me, and bade
me pay him the surplus when he should claim it as a millionnaire. He gave
me no address in his letter, but it bore the postmark of Godalming. I had
the impertinent curiosity to look into an old topographical work upon
Surrey, and in a supplemental itinerary I found this passage: "To the
left of the beech wood, three miles from Godalming, you catch a glimpse
of the elegant seat of Francis Vivian, Esq." To judge by the date of the
work, the said Francis Vivian might be the grandfather of my friend, his
namesake. There could no longer be any doubt as to the parentage of this
prodigal son.

The long vacation was now nearly over, and all his guests were to leave
the poor Captain. In fact, we had made a considerable trespass on his
hospitality. It was settled that I was to accompany my father and mother
to their long-neglected Penates, and start thence for Cambridge.

Our parting was sorrowful,--even Mrs. Primmins wept as she shook hands
with Bolt. But Bolt, an old soldier, was of course a lady's man. The
brothers did not shake hands only,--they fondly embraced, as brothers of
that time of life rarely do nowadays, except on the stage. And Blanche,
with one arm round my mother's neck and one round mine, sobbed in my ear:
"But I will be your little wife, I will." Finally, the fly-coach once
more received us all,--all but poor Blanche, and we looked round and
missed her.


Alma Mater! Alma Mater! New-fashioned folks, with their large theories of
education, may find fault with thee. But a true Spartan mother thou art:
hard and stern as the old matron who bricked up her son Pausanius,
bringing the first stone to immure him,--hard and stern, I say, to the
worthless, but full of majestic tenderness to the worthy.

For a young man to go up to Cambridge (I say nothing of Oxford, knowing
nothing thereof) merely as routine work, to lounge through three years to
a degree among the (Greek word),--for such an one Oxford Street herself,
whom the immortal Opium-Eater hath so direly apostrophized, is not a more
careless and stony-hearted mother. But for him who will read, who will
work, who will seize the rare advantages proffered, who will select his
friends judiciously,--yea, out of that vast ferment of young idea in its
lusty vigor choose the good and reject the bad,--there is plenty to make
those three years rich with fruit imperishable, three years nobly spent,
even though one must pass over the Ass's Bridge to get into the Temple of

Important changes in the Academical system have been recently announced,
and honors are henceforth to be accorded to the successful disciples in
moral and natural sciences. By the side of the old throne of Mathesis
they have placed two very useful fauteuils a la Voltaire. I have no
objection; but in those three years of life it is not so much the thing
learned as the steady perseverance in learning something that is

It was fortunate, in one respect, for me that I had seen a little of the
real world,--the metropolitan,--before I came to that mimic one,--the
cloistral. For what were called pleasures in the last, and which might
have allured me, had I come fresh from school, had no charm for me now.
Hard drinking and high play, a certain mixture of coarseness and
extravagance, made the fashion among the idle when I was at the
University, console Planco,--when Wordsworth was master of Trinity; it
may be altered now.

But I had already outlived such temptations, and so, naturally, I was
thrown out of the society of the idle, and somewhat into that of the

Still, to speak frankly, I had no longer the old pleasure in books. If my
acquaintance with the great world had destroyed the temptation to puerile
excesses, it had also increased my constitutional tendency to practical
action. And, alas! in spite of all the benefit I had derived from Robert
Hall, there were times when memory was so poignant that I had no choice
but to rush from the lonely room haunted by tempting phantoms too
dangerously fair, and sober Town the fever of the heart by some violent
bodily fatigue. The ardor which belongs to early youth, and which it best
dedicates to knowledge, had been charmed prematurely to shrines less
severely sacred. Therefore, though I labored, it was with that full sense
of labor which (as I found at a much later period of life) the truly
triumphant student never knows. Learning--that marble image--warms into
life, not at the toil of the chisel, but the worship of the sculptor. The
mechanical workman finds but the voiceless stone.

At my uncle's, such a thing as a newspaper rarely made its appearance. At
Cambridge, even among reading men, the newspapers had their due
importance. Politics ran high; and I had not been three days at Cambridge
before I heard Trevanion's name. Newspapers, therefore, had their charms
for me. Trevanion's prophecy about himself seemed about to be fulfilled.
There were rumors of changes in the Cabinet. Trevanion's name was bandied
to and fro, struck from praise to blame, high and low, as a shuttlecock.
Still the changes were not made, and the Cabinet held firm. Not a word in
the "Morning Post," under the head of "fashionable intelligence," as to
rumors that would have agitated me more than the rise and fall of
governments; no hint of "the speedy nuptials of the daughter and sole
heiress of a distinguished and wealthy commoner:" only now and then, in
enumerating the circle of brilliant guests at the house of some party
chief, I gulped back the heart that rushed to my lips when I saw the
names of Lady Ellinor and Miss Trevanion.

But amongst all that prolific progeny of the periodical Press, remote
offspring of my great namesake and ancestor (for I hold the faith of my
father), where was the "Literary Times"? What had so long retarded its
promised blossoms? Not a leaf in the shape of advertisements had yet
emerged from its mother earth. I hoped from my heart that the whole thing
was abandoned, and would not mention it in my letters home, lest I should
revive the mere idea of it. But in default of the "Literary Times" there
did appear a new journal, a daily journal too,--a tall, slender, and
meagre stripling, with a vast head, by way of prospectus, which protruded
itself for three weeks successively at the top of the leading article,
with a fine and subtle body of paragraphs, and the smallest legs, in the
way of advertisements, that any poor newspaper ever stood upon! And yet
this attenuated journal had a plump and plethoric title,--a title that
smacked of turtle and venison; an aldermanic, portly, grandiose,
Falstaflian title: it was called The Capitalist. And all those fine,
subtle paragraphs were larded out with recipes how to make money. There
was an El Dorado in every sentence. To believe that paper, you would
think no man had ever yet found a proper return for his pounds,
shillings, and pence; you would turn up your nose at twenty per cent.
There was a great deal about Ireland,--not her wrongs, thank Heaven! but
her fisheries; a long inquiry what had become of the pearls for which
Britain was once so famous; a learned disquisition upon certain lost gold
mines now happily re-discovered; a very ingenious proposition to turn
London smoke into manure, by a new chemical process; recommendations to
the poor to hatch chickens in ovens like the ancient Egyptians;
agricultural schemes for sowing the waste lands in England with onions,
upon the system adopted near Bedford,--net produce one hundred pounds an
acre. In short, according to that paper, every rood of ground might well
maintain its man, and every shilling be, like Hobson's money-bag, "the
fruitful parent of a hundred more." For three days, at the newspaper room
of the Union Club, men talked of this journal: some pished, some sneered,
some wondered; till an ill-natured mathematician, who had just taken his
degree, and had spare time on his hands, sent a long letter to the
"Morning Chronicle," showing up more blunders, in some article to which
the editor of "The Capitalist" had specially invited attention, than
would have paved the whole island of Laputa. After that time, not a soul
read "The Capitalist." How long it dragged on its existence I know not;
but it certainly did not die of a maladie de langueur.

Little thought I, when I joined in the laugh against "The Capitalist,"
that I ought rather to have followed it to its grave, in black crape and
weepers,--unfeeling wretch that I was! But, like a poet, O "Capitalist"!
thou Overt not discovered and appreciated and prized and mourned till
thou Overt dead and buried, and the bill came in for thy monument.

The first term of my college life was just expiring when I received a
letter from my mother, so agitated, so alarming,--at first reading so
unintelligible,--that I could only see that some great misfortune had
befallen us; and I stopped short and dropped on my knees to pray for the
life and health of those whom that misfortune more specially seemed to
menace; and then, towards the end of the last blurred sentence, read
twice, thrice, over,--I could cry, "Thank Heaven, thank Heaven! it is
only, then, money after all!"



The next day, on the outside of the "Cambridge Telegraph," there was one
passenger who ought to have impressed his fellow-travellers with a very
respectful idea of his lore in the dead languages; for not a single
syllable, in a live one, did he vouchsafe to utter from the moment he
ascended that "bad eminence" to the moment in which he regained his
mother earth. "Sleep," says honest Sancho, "covers a man better than a
cloak." I am ashamed of thee, honest Sancho, thou art a sad plagiarist;
for Tibullus said pretty nearly the same thing before thee,--

     "Te somnus fusco velavit amictu." (1)

But is not silence as good a cloak as sleep; does it not wrap a man round
with as offusc and impervious a fold? Silence, what a world it
covers,--what busy schemes, what bright hopes and dark fears, what
ambition, or what despair! Do you ever see a man in any society sitting
mute for hours, and not feel an uneasy curiosity to penetrate the wall he
thus builds up between others and himself? Does he not interest you far
more than the brilliant talker at your left, the airy wit at your right
whose shafts fall in vain on the sullen barrier of the silent man!
Silence, dark sister of Nox and Erebus, how, layer upon layer, shadow
upon shadow, blackness upon blackness, thou stretchest thyself from hell
to heaven, over thy two chosen haunts,--man's heart and the grave!

So, then, wrapped in my great-coat and my silence, I performed my
journey; and on the evening of the second day I reached the old-fashioned
brick house. How shrill on my ears sounded the bell! How strange and
ominous to my impatience seemed the light gleaming across the windows of
the hall! How my heart beat as I watched the face of the servant who
opened the gate to my summons!

"All well?" cried I.

"All well, sir," answered the servant, cheerfully. "Mr. Squills, indeed,
is with master, but I don't think there is anything the matter."

But now my mother appeared at the threshold, and I was in her arms.

"Sisty, Sisty! my dear, dear son--beggared, perhaps--and my fault--mine."

"Yours! Come into this room, out of hearing,--your fault?"

"Yes, yes! for if I had had no brother, or if I had not been led
away,--if I had, as I ought, entreated poor Austin not to--"

"My dear, dearest mother, you accuse yourself for what, it seems, was my
uncle's misfortune,--I am sure not even his fault! [I made a gulp there.]
No, lay the fault on the right shoulders,--the defunct shoulders of that
horrible progenitor, William Caxton the printer; for though I don't yet
know the particulars of what has happened, I will lay a wager it is
connected with that fatal invention of printing. Come, come! my father is
well, is he not?"

"Yes, thank Heaven!"

"And I too, and Roland, and little Blanche! Why, then, you are right to
thank Heaven, for your true treasures are untouched. But sit down and
explain, pray."

"I cannot explain. I do not understand anything more than that he, my
brother--mine!--has involved Austin in--in--" (a fresh burst of tears.)

I comforted, scolded, laughed, preached, and adjured in a breath; and
then, drawing my another gently on, entered my father's study.

At the table was seated Mr. Squills, pen in hand, and a glass of his
favorite punch by his side. My father was standing on the hearth, a shade
more pale, but with a resolute expression on his countenance which was
new to its indolent, thoughtful mildness. He lifted his eyes as the door
opened, and then, putting his finger to his lips, as he glanced towards
my mother, he said gayly, "No great harm done. Don't believe her! Women
always exaggerate, and make realities of their own bugbears: it is the
vice of their lively imaginations, as Wierus has clearly shown in
accounting for the marks, moles, and hare-lips which they inflict upon
their innocent infants before they are even born. My dear boy," added my
father, as I here kissed him and smiled in his face, "I thank you for
that smile! God bless you!" He wrung my hand and turned a little aside.

"It is a great comfort," renewed my father, after a short pause, "to
know, when a misfortune happens, that it could not be helped. Squills has
just discovered that I have no bump of cautiousness; so that,
craniologically speaking, if I had escaped one imprudence, I should
certainly have run my head against another."

"A man with your development is made to be taken in," said Mr. Squills,

"Do you hear that, my own Kitty? And have you the heart to blame Jack any
longer,--a poor creature cursed with a bump that would take in the Stock
Exchange? And can any one resist his bump, Squills?"

"Impossible!" said the surgeon, authoritatively.

"Sooner or later it must involve him in its airy meshes,--eh,
Squills?--entrap him into its fatal cerebral cell. There his fate waits
him, like the ant-lion in its pit."

"Too true," quoth Squills. "What a phrenological lecturer you would have

"Go then, my love," said my father, "and lay no blame but on this
melancholy cavity of mine, where cautiousness--is not! Go, and let Sisty
have some supper; for Squills says that he has a fine development of the
mathematical organs, and we want his help. We are hard at work on
figures, Pisistratus."

My mother looked broken-hearted, and, obeying submissively, stole to the
door without a word. But as she reached the threshold she turned round
and beckoned to me to follow her.

I whispered my father and went out. My mother was standing in the hall,
and I saw by the lamp that she had dried her tears, and that her face,
though very sad, was more composed.

"Sisty," she said, in a low voice which struggled to be firm, "promise me
that you will tell me all,--the worst, Sisty. They keep it from me, and
that is my hardest punishment; for when I don't know all that he--that
Austin suffers, it seems to me as if I had lost his heart. Oh, Sisty, my
child, my child, don't fear me! I shall be happy whatever befalls us, if
I once get back my privilege,--my privilege, Sisty, to comfort, to share!
Do you understand me?"

"Yes indeed, my mother! And with your good sense and clear woman's wit,
if you will but feel how much we want them, you will be the best
counsellor we could have. So never fear; you and I will have no secrets."

My mother kissed me, and went away with a less heavy step.

As I re-entered, my father came across the room and embraced me.

"My son," he said in a faltering voice, "if your modest prospects in life
are ruined--"

"Father, father, can you think of me at such a moment? Me! Is it possible
to ruin the young and strong and healthy! Ruin me, with these thews and
sinews; ruin me, with the education you have given me,--thews and sinews
of the mind! Oh, no! there, Fortune is harmless! And you forget,
sir,--the saffron bag!"

Squills leaped up, and wiping his eyes with one hand, gave me a sounding
slap on the shoulder with the other.

"I am proud of the care I took of your infancy, Master Caxton. That comes
of strengthening the digestive organs in early childhood. Such sentiments
are a proof of magnificent ganglions in a perfect state of order. When a
man's tongue is as smooth as I am sure yours is, he slips through
misfortune like an eel."

I laughed outright, my father smiled faintly; and, seating myself, I drew
towards me a paper filled with Squills's memoranda, and said, "Now to
find the unknown quantity. What on earth is this? 'Supposed value of
books, L750.' Oh, father! this is impossible. I was prepared for anything
but that. Your books,--they are your life!"

"Nay," said my father; "after all, they are the offending party in this
case, and so ought to be the principal victims. Besides, I believe I know
most of them by heart. But, in truth, we are only entering all our
effects, to be sure [added my father, proudly], that, come what may, we
are not dishonored."

"Humor him," whispered Squills; "we will save the books." Then he added
aloud, as he laid finger and thumb on my pulse, "One, two, three, about
seventy,--capital pulse, soft and full; he can bear the whole: let us
administer it."

My father nodded: "Certainly. But, Pisistratus, we must manage your dear
mother. Why she should think of blaming herself because poor Jack took
wrong ways to enrich us, I cannot understand. But as I have had occasion
before to remark, Sphinx is a noun feminine."

My poor father! that was a vain struggle for thy wonted innocent humor.
The lips quivered.

Then the story came out. It seems that when it was resolved to undertake
the publication of the "Literary Times," a certain number of shareholders
had been got together by the indefatigable energies of Uncle Jack; and in
the deed of association and partnership, my father's name figured
conspicuously as the holder of a fourth of this joint property. If in
this my father had committed some imprudence, he had at least done
nothing that, according to the ordinary calculations of a secluded
student, could become ruinous. But just at the time when we were in the
hurry of leaving town, Jack had represented to my father that it might be
necessary to alter a little the plan of the paper, and in order to allure
a larger circle of readers, touch somewhat on the more vulgar news and
Interests of the day. A change of plan might involve a change of title;
and he suggested to my father the expediency of leaving the smooth hands
of Mr. Tibbets altogether unfettered, as to the technical name and
precise form of the publication. To this my father had unwittingly
assented, on hearing that the other shareholders would do the same. Mr.
Peck, a printer of considerable opulence and highly respectable name, had
been found to advance the sum necessary for the publication of the
earlier numbers, upon the guarantee of the said act of partnership and
the additional security of my father's signature to a document
authorizing Mr. Tibbets to make any change in the form or title of the
periodical that might be judged advisable, concurrent with the consent of
the other shareholders.

Now, it seems that Mr. Peck had, in his previous conferences with Mr.
Tibbets, thrown much cold water on the idea of the "Literary Times," and
had suggested something that should "catch the moneyed public,"--the fact
being, as was afterwards discovered, that the printer, whose spirit of
enterprise was congenial to Uncle Jack's, had shares in three or four
speculations to which he was naturally glad of an opportunity to invite
the attention of the public. In a word, no sooner was my poor father's
back turned than the "Literary Times" was dropped incontinently, and Mr.
Peck and Mr. Tibbets began to concentrate their luminous notions into
that brilliant and comet-like apparition which ultimately blazed forth
under the title of "The Capitalist."

From this change of enterprise the more prudent and responsible of the
original shareholders had altogether withdrawn. A majority, indeed, were
left; but the greater part of those were shareholders of that kind most
amenable to the influences of Uncle Jack, and willing to be shareholders
in anything, since as yet they were possessors of nothing.

Assured of my father's responsibility, the adventurous Peck put plenty of
spirit into the first launch of "The Capitalist." All the walls were
placarded with its announcements; circular advertisements ran from one
end of the kingdom to the other. Agents were engaged, correspondents
levied en masse. The invasion of Xerxes on the Greeks was not more
munificently provided for than that of "The Capitalist" upon the
credulity and avarice of mankind.

But as Providence bestows upon fishes the instrument of fins, whereby
they balance and direct their movements, however rapid and erratic,
through the pathless deeps, so to the cold-blooded creatures of our own
species--that may be classed under the genus Money-Makers--the same
protective power accords the fin-like properties of prudence and caution,
wherewith your true money-getter buoys and guides himself majestically
through the great seas of speculation. In short, the fishes the net was
cast for were all scared from the surface at the first splash. They came
round and smelt at the mesh with their sharp bottle-noses, and then,
plying those invaluable fins, made off as fast as they could, plunging
into the mud, hiding themselves under rocks and coral banks. Metaphor
apart, the capitalists buttoned up their pockets, and would have nothing
to say to their namesake.

Not a word of this change, so abhorrent to all the notions of poor
Augustine Caxton, had been breathed to him by Peck or Tibbets. He ate and
slept and worked at the Great Book, occasionally wondering why he had not
heard of the advent of the "Literary Times," unconscious of all the awful
responsibilities which "The Capitalist" was entailing on him, knowing no
more of "The Capitalist" than he did of the last loan of the Rothschilds.

Difficult was it for all other human nature, save my father's, not to
breathe an indignant anathema on the scheming head of the brother-in-law
who had thus violated the most sacred obligations of trust and kindred,
and so entangled an unsuspecting recluse. But, to give even Jack Tibbets
his due, he had firmly convinced himself that "The Capitalist" would make
my father's fortune; and if he did not announce to him the strange and
anomalous development into which the original sleeping chrysalis of the
"Literary Times" had taken portentous wing, it was purely and wholly in
the knowledge that my father's "prejudices," as he termed them, would
stand in the way of his becoming a Creesus. And, in fact, Uncle Jack had
believed so heartily in his own project that he had put himself
thoroughly into Mr. Peck's power, signed bills, in his own name, to some
fabulous amount, and was actually now in the Fleet, whence his
penitential and despairing confession was dated, arriving simultaneously
with a short letter from Mr. Peck, wherein that respectable printer
apprised my father that he had continued, at his own risk, the
publication of "The Capitalist" as far as a prudent care for his family
would permit; that he need not say that a new daily journal was a very
vast experiment; that the expense of such a paper as "The Capitalist"
was immeasurably greater than that of a mere literary periodical, as
originally suggested; and that now, being constrained to come upon the
shareholders for the sums he had advanced, amounting to several
thousands, he requested my father to settle with him immediately,
--delicately implying that Mr. Caxton himself might settle as he could
with the other shareholders, most of whom, he grieved to add, he had
been misled by Mr. Tibbets into believing to be men of substance, when
in reality they were men of straw!

Nor was this all the evil. The "Great Anti-Bookseller Publishing
Society," which had maintained a struggling existence, evinced by
advertisements of sundry forthcoming works of solid interest and enduring
nature, wherein, out of a long list, amidst a pompous array of "Poems;"
"Dramas not intended for the Stage;" "Essays by Phileutheros,
Philanthropos, Philopolis, Philodemus, and Philalethes," stood
prominently forth "The History of Human Error, Vols. I. and II., quarto,
with illustrations,"--the "Anti-Bookseller Society," I say, that had
hitherto evinced nascent and budding life by these exfoliations from its
slender stem, died of a sudden blight the moment its sun, in the shape of
Uncle Jack, set in the Cimmerian regions of the Fleet; and a polite
letter from another printer (O William Caxton, William Caxton, fatal
progenitor!) informing my father of this event, stated complimentarily
that it was to him, "as the most respectable member of the Association,"
that the said printer would be compelled to look for expenses incurred,
not only in the very costly edition of the "History of Human Error," but
for those incurred in the print and paper devoted to "Poems," "Dramas not
intended for the Stage," "Essays by Phileutheros, Philanthropos,
Philopolis, Philodemus, and Philalethes," with sundry other works, no
doubt of a very valuable nature, but in which a considerable loss, in a
pecuniary point of view, must be necessarily expected.

I own that as soon as I had mastered the above agreeable facts, and
ascertained from Mr. Squills that my father really did seem to have
rendered himself legally liable to these demands, I leaned back in my
chair stunned and bewildered.

"So you see," said my father, "that as yet we are contending with
monsters in the dark,--in the dark all monsters look larger and uglier.
Even Augustus Caesar, though certainly he had never scrupled to make as
many ghosts as suited his convenience, did not like the chance of a visit
from them, and never sat alone in tenebris. What the amount of the sums
claimed from me may be, we know not; what may be gained from the other
shareholders is equally obscure and undefined. But the first thing to do
is to get poor Jack out of prison."

"Uncle Jack out of prison!" exclaimed I. "Surely, sir, that is carrying
forgiveness too far."

"Why, he would not have been in prison if I had not been so blindly
forgetful of his weakness, poor man! I ought to have known better. But my
vanity misled me; I must needs publish a great book, as if [said Mr.
Caxton, looking round the shelves] there were not great books enough in
the world! I must needs, too, think of advancing and circulating
knowledge in the form of a journal,--I, who had not knowledge enough of
the character of my own brother-in-law to keep myself from ruin! Come
what--will, I should think myself the meanest of men to let that poor
creature, whom I ought to have considered as a monomaniac, rot in prison
because I, Austin Caxton, wanted common-sense. And [concluded my father,
resolutely] he is your mother's brother, Pisistratus. I should have gone
to town at once, but hearing that my wife had written to you, I waited
till I could leave her to the companionship of hope and comfort,--two
blessings that smile upon every mother in the face of a son like you.
To-morrow I go."

"Not a bit of it," said Mr. Squills, firmly; "as your medical adviser, I
forbid you to leave the house for the next six days."

(1) Tibullus, iii. 4,55.


"Sir," continued Mr. Squills, biting off the end of a cigar which he
pulled from his pocket, "you concede to me that it is a very important
business on which you propose to go to London."

"Of that there is no doubt," replied my father.

"And the doing of business well or ill entirely depends upon the habit of
body!" cried Mr. Squills, triumphantly. "Do you know, Mr. Caxton, that
while you are looking so calm, and talking so quietly,--just on purpose
to sustain your son and delude your wife,--do you know that your pulse,
which is naturally little more than sixty, is nearly a hundred? Do you
know, sir, that your mucous membranes are in a state of high irritation,
apparent by the papillce at the tip of your tongue? And if, with a pulse
like this and a tongue like that, you think of settling money matters
with a set of sharp-witted tradesmen, all I can say is, that you are a
ruined man."

"But--" began my father.

"Did not Squire Rollick," pursued Mr. Squills,--"Squire Rollick, the
hardest head at a bargain I know of,--did not Squire Rollick sell that
pretty little farm of his, Scranny Holt, for thirty per cent below its
value? And what was the cause, sir? The whole county was in amaze! What
was the cause, but an incipient simmering attack of the yellow jaundice,
which made him take a gloomy view of human life and the agricultural
interest? On the other hand, did not Lawyer Cool, the most prudent man in
the three kingdoms,--Lawyer Cool, who was so methodical that all the
clocks in the county were set by his watch,--plunge one morning head over
heels into a frantic speculation for cultivating the bogs in Ireland?
(His watch did not go right for the next three months, which made our
whole shire an hour in advance of the rest of England!) And what was the
cause of that nobody knew, till I was called in, and found the cerebral
membrane in a state of acute irritation,--probably just in the region of
his acquisitiveness and ideality. No, Mr. Caxton, you will stay at home
and take a soothing preparation I shall send you, of lettuce-leaves and
marshmallows. But I," continued Squills, lighting his cigar and taking
two determined whiffs,--"but I will go up to town and settle the business
for you, and take with me this young gentleman, whose digestive functions
are just in a state to deal safely with those horrible elements of
dyspepsia,--the L. S. D."

As he spoke, Mr. Squills set his foot significantly upon mine.

"But," resumed my father, mildly, "though I thank you very much, Squills,
for your kind offer, I do not recognize the necessity of accepting it. I
am not so bad a philosopher as you seem to imagine; and the blow I have
received has not so deranged my physical organization as to render me
unfit to transact my affairs."

"Hum!" grunted Squills, starting up and seizing my father's pulse;
"ninety-six,--ninety-six if a beat! And the tongue, sir!"

"Pshaw!" quoth my father; "you have not even seen my tongue!"

"No need of that; I know what it is by the state of the eyelids,--tip
scarlet, sides rough as a nutmeg-grater!"

"Pshaw!" again said my father, this time impatiently.

"Well," said Squills, solemnly, "it is my duty to say," (here my mother
entered, to tell me that supper was ready), "and I say it to you, Mrs.
Caxton, and to you, Mr. Pisistratus Caxton, as the parties most nearly
interested, that if you, sir, go to London upon this matter, I'll not
answer for the consequences."

"Oh! Austin, Austin," cried my mother, running up and throwing her arms
round my father's neck; while I, little less alarmed by Squills's serious
tone and aspect, represented strongly the inutility of Mr. Caxton's
personal interference at the present moment. All he could do on arriving
in town would be to put the matter into the hands of a good lawyer, and
that we could do for him; it would be time enough to send for him when
the extent of the mischief done was more clearly ascertained. Meanwhile
Squills griped my father's pulse, and my mother hung on his neck.

"Ninety-six--ninety-seven!" groaned Squills in a hollow voice.

"I don't believe it!" cried my father, almost in a passion,--"never
better nor cooler in my life."

"And the tongue--Look at his tongue, Mrs. Caxton,--a tongue, ma'am, so
bright that you could see to read by it!"

"Oh! Austin, Austin!"

"My dear, it is not my tongue that is in fault, I assure you," said my
father, speaking through his teeth; "and the man knows no more of my
tongue than he does of the Mysteries of Eleusis."

"Put it out then," exclaimed Squills; "and if it be not as I say, you
have my leave to go to London and throw your whole fortune into the two
great pits you have dug for it. Put it out!"

"Mr. Squills!" said my father, coloring,--"Mr. Squills, for shame!"

"Dear, dear, Austin! your hand is so hot; you are feverish, I am sure."

"Not a bit of it."

"But, sir, only just gratify Mr. Squills," said I, coaxingly.

"There, there!" said my father, fairly baited into submission, and shyly
exhibiting for a moment the extremest end of the vanquished organ of

Squills darted forward his lynx-like eyes. "Red as a lobster, and rough
as a gooseberry-bush!" cried Squills, in a tone of savage joy.


How was it possible for one poor tongue, so reviled and persecuted, so
humbled, insulted, and triumphed over, to resist three tongues in league
against it?

Finally, my father yielded, and Squills; in high spirits, declared that
he would go to supper with me, to see that I ate nothing that would tend
to discredit his reliance on my system. Leaving my mother still with her
Austin, the good surgeon then took my arm, and as soon as we were in the
next room, shut the door carefully, wiped his forehead, and said: "I
think we have saved him!"

"Would it really, then, have injured my father so much?"

"So much? Why, you foolish young man, don't you see that with his
ignorance of business where he himself is concerned,--though for any
other one's business, neither Rollick nor Cool has a better
judgment,--and with his d--d Quixotic spirit of honor worked up into a
state of excitement, he would have rushed to Mr. Tibbets and exclaimed,
'How much do we owe you? There it is,' settled in the same way with these
printers, and come back without a sixpence; whereas you and I can look
coolly about us and reduce the inflammation to the minimum!"

"I see, and thank you heartily, Squills."

"Besides," said the surgeon, with more feeling, "your father has really
been making a noble effort over himself. He suffers more than you would
think,--not for himself (for I do believe that if he were alone in the
world, he would be quite contented if he could save fifty pounds a-year
and his books), but for your mother and yourself; and a fresh access of
emotional excitement, all the nervous anxiety of a journey to London on
such a business, might have ended in a paralytic or epileptic affection.
Now we have him here snug; and the worst news we can give him will be
better than what he will make up his mind for. But you don't eat."

"Eat! How can I? My poor father!"

"The effect of grief upon the gastric juices, through the nervous system,
is very remarkable," said Mr. Squills, philosophically, and helping
himself to a broiled bone; "it increases the thirst, while it takes away
hunger. No--don't touch port!--heating! Sherry and water."


The house-door had closed upon Mr. Squills,--that gentleman having
promised to breakfast with me the next morning, so that we might take the
coach from our gate,--and I remained alone, seated by the supper-table,
and revolving all I had heard, when my father walked in.

"Pisistratus," said he gravely, and looking round him, "your
mother!--suppose the worst--your first care, then, must be to try and
secure something for her. You and I are men,--we can never want, while we
have health of mind and body; but a woman--and if anything happens to

My father's lip writhed as it uttered these brief sentences.

"My dear, dear father!" said I, suppressing my tears with difficulty,
"all evils, as you yourself said, look worse by anticipation. It is
impossible that your whole fortune can be involved. The newspaper did not
run many weeks, and only the first volume of your work is printed.
Besides, there must be other shareholders who will pay their quota.
Believe me, I feel sanguine as to the result of my embassy. As for my
poor mother, it is not the loss of fortune that will wound her,--depend
on it, she thinks very little of that,--it is the loss of your

"My confidence!"

"Ah, yes! tell her all your fears, as your hopes. Do not let your
affectionate pity exclude her from one corner of your heart."

"It is that, it is that, Austin,--my husband--my joy--my pride--my
soul--my all!" cried a soft, broken voice.

My mother had crept in, unobserved by us.

My father looked at us both, and the tears which had before stood in his
eyes forced their way. Then opening his arms, into which his Kitty threw
herself joyfully, he lifted those moist eyes upward, and by the movement
of his lips I saw that he thanked God.

I stole out of the room. I felt that those two hearts should be left to
beat and to blend alone. And from that hour I am convinced that Augustine
Caxton acquired a stouter philosophy than that of the Stoics. The
fortitude that concealed pain was no longer needed, for the pain was no
longer felt.


Mr. Squills and I performed our journey without adventure, and as we were
not alone on the coach, with little conversation. We put up at a small
inn in the City, and the next morning I sallied forth to see Trevanion;
for we agreed that he would be the best person to advise us. But on
arriving at St. James's Square I had the disappointment of hearing that
the whole family had gone to Paris three days before, and were not
expected to return till the meeting of Parliament.

This was a sad discouragement, for I had counted much on Trevanion's
clear head and that extraordinary range of accomplishment in all matters
of business--all that related to practical life--which my old patron
pre-eminently possessed. The next thing would be to find Trevanion's
lawyer (for Trevanion was one of those men whose solicitors are sure to
be able and active). But the fact was that he left so little to lawyers
that he had never had occasion to communicate with one since I had known
him, and I was therefore in ignorance of the very name of his solicitor;
nor could the porter, who was left in charge of the house, enlighten me.
Luckily, I bethought myself of Sir Sedley Beaudesert, who could scarcely
fail to give me the information required, and who, at all events, might
recommend to me some other lawyer. So to him I went.

I found Sir Sedley at breakfast with a young gentleman who seemed about
twenty. The good baronet was delighted to see me; but I thought it was
with a little confusion, rare to his cordial ease, that he presented me
to his cousin, Lord Castleton. It was a name familiar to me, though I had
never before met its patrician owner.

The Marquis of Castleton was indeed a subject of envy to young idlers,
and afforded a theme of interest to gray-bearded politicians. Often had I
heard of "that lucky fellow Castleton," who when of age would step into
one of those colossal fortunes which would realize the dreams of
Aladdin,--a fortune that had been out to nurse since his minority. Often
had I heard graver gossips wonder whether Castleton would take any active
part in public life,--whether he would keep up the family influence. His
mother (still alive) was a superior woman, and had devoted herself, from
his childhood, to supply a father's loss and fit him for his great
position. It was said that he was clever, had been educated by a tutor of
great academic distinction, and was reading for a double-first class at
Oxford. This young marquis was indeed the head of one of those few houses
still left in England that retain feudal importance. He was important,
not only from his rank and his vast fortune, but from an immense circle
of powerful connections; from the ability of his two predecessors, who
had been keen politicians and cabinet ministers; from the prestige they
had bequeathed to his name; from the peculiar nature of his property,
which gave him the returning interest in no less than six parliamentary
seats in Great Britain and Ireland; besides the indirect ascendency which
the head of the Castletons had always exercised over many powerful and
noble allies of that princely house. I was not aware that he was related
to Sir Sedley, whose world of action was so remote from politics; and it
was with some surprise that I now heard that announcement, and certainly
with some interest that I, perhaps from the verge of poverty, gazed on
this young heir of fabulous El Dorados.

It was easy to see that Lord Castleton had been brought up with a careful
knowledge of his future greatness, and its serious responsibilities. He
stood immeasurably aloof from all the affectations common to the youth of
minor patricians. He had not been taught to value himself on the cut of a
coat or the shape of a hat. His world was far above St. James's Street
and the clubs. He was dressed plainly, though in a style peculiar to
himself,--a white neck-cloth (which was not at that day quite so uncommon
for morning use as it is now), trousers without straps, thin shoes, and
gaiters. In his manner there was nothing of the supercilious apathy which
characterizes the dandy introduced to some one whom he doubts if he can
nod to from the bow-window at White's,--none of such vulgar coxcombries
had Lord Castleton; and yet a young gentleman more emphatically coxcomb
it was impossible to see. He had been told, no doubt, that as the head of
a house which was almost in itself a party in the state, he should be
bland and civil to all men; and this duty being grafted upon a nature
singularly cold and unsocial, gave to his politeness something so stiff,
yet so condescending that it brought the blood to one's cheek,--though
the momentary anger was counterbalanced by a sense of the almost
ludicrous contrast between this gracious majesty of deportment and the
insignificant figure, with the boyish beardless face, by which it was
assumed. Lord Castleton did not content himself with a mere bow at our
introduction. Much to my wonder how he came by the information he
displayed, he made me a little speech after the manner of Louis XIV. to a
provincial noble, studiously modelled upon that royal maxim of urbane
policy which instructs a king that he should know something of the birth,
parentage, and family of his meanest gentleman. It was a little speech in
which my father's learning and my uncle's services and the amiable
qualities of your humble servant were neatly interwoven, delivered in a
falsetto tone, as if learned by heart, though it must have been
necessarily impromptu; and then, reseating himself, he made a gracious
motion of the head and hand, as if to authorize me to do the same.

Conversation succeeded, by galvanic jerks and spasmodic starts,--a
conversation that Lord Castleton contrived to tug so completely out of
poor Sir Sedleys ordinary course of small and polished small-talk that
that charming personage, accustomed, as he well deserved, to be Coryphxus
at his own table, was completely silenced. With his light reading, his
rich stores of anecdote, his good-humored knowledge of the drawing-room
world, he had scarce a word that would fit into the great, rough, serious
matters which Lord Castleton threw upon the table as he nibbled his
toast. Nothing but the most grave and practical subjects of human
interest seemed to attract this future leader of mankind. The fact is
that Lord Castleton had been taught everything that relates to
property,--a knowledge which embraces a very wide circumference. It had
been said to him, "You will be an immense proprietor: knowledge is
essential to your self-preservation. You will be puzzled, bubbled,
ridiculed, duped every day of your life if you do not make yourself
acquainted with all by which property is assailed or defended,
impoverished or increased. You have a vast stake in the country, you must
learn all the interests of Europe,--nay, of the civilized world; for
those interests react on the country, and the interests of the country
are of the greatest possible consequence to the interests of the Marquis
of Castleton." Thus the state of the Continent; the policy of Metternich;
the condition of the Papacy; the growth of Dissent; the proper mode of
dealing with the general spirit of Democracy, which was the epidemic of
European monarchies; the relative proportions of the agricultural and
manufacturing population; corn-laws, currency, and the laws that regulate
wages; a criticism on the leading speakers of the House of Commons, with
some discursive observations on the importance of fattening cattle; the
introduction of flax into Ireland; emigration; the condition of the poor;
the doctrines of Mr. Owen; the pathology of potatoes; the connection
between potatoes, pauperism, and patriotism,--these and suchlike
stupendous subjects for reflection, all branching more or less
intricately from the single idea of the Castleton property, the young
lord discussed and disposed of in half-a-dozen prim, poised sentences;
evincing, I must say in justice, no inconsiderable information, and a
mighty solemn turn of mind. The oddity was that the subjects so selected
and treated should not come rather from some young barrister, or mature
political economist, than from so gorgeous a lily of the field. Of a man
less elevated in rank one would certainly have said, "Cleverish, but a
prig;" but there really was something so respectable in a personage born
to such fortunes, and having nothing to do but to bask in the sunshine,
voluntarily taking such pains with himself and condescending to identify
his own interests--the interests of the Castleton property--with the
concerns of his lesser fellow-mortals that one felt the young marquis had
in him the stuff to become a very considerable man.

Poor Sir Sedley, to whom all these matters were as unfamiliar as the
theology of the Talmud, after some vain efforts to slide the conversation
into easier grooves, fairly gave in, and with a compassionate smile on
his handsome countenance, took refuge in his easy-chair and the
contemplation of his snuff-box.

At last, to our great relief, the servant announced Lord Castleton's
carriage; and with another speech of overpowering affability to me, and a
cold shake of the hand to Sir Sedley, Lord Castleton went his way.

The breakfast-parlor looked on the street, and I turned mechanically to
the window as Sir Sedley followed his guest out of the room. A travelling
carriage with four post-horses was at the door, and a servant, who looked
like a foreigner, was in waiting with his master's cloak. As I saw Lord
Castleton step into the street, and wrap himself in his costly mantle
lined with sables, I observed, more than I had while he was in the room,
the enervate slightness of his frail form, and the more than paleness of
his thin, joyless face; and then, instead of envy, I felt compassion for
the owner of all this pomp and grandeur,--felt that I would not have
exchanged my hardy health and easy humor and vivid capacities of
enjoyment in things the slightest and most within the reach of all men,
for the wealth and greatness which that poor youth perhaps deserved the
more for putting them so little to the service of pleasure.

"Well," said Sir Sedley, "and what do you think of him?"

"He is just the sort of man Trevanion would like," said I, evasively.

"That is true," answered Sir Sedley, in a serious tone of voice, and
looking at me somewhat earnestly. "Have you heard? But no, you cannot
have heard yet."

"Heard what?"

"My dear young friend," said the kindest and most delicate of all fine
gentlemen, sauntering away, that he might not observe the emotion he
caused, "Lord Castleton is going to Paris to join the Trevanions. The
object Lady Ellinor has had at heart for many a long year is won, and our
pretty Fanny will be Marchioness of Castleton when her betrothed is of
age,--that is, in six months. The two mothers have settled it all between

I made no answer, but continued to look out of the window.

"This alliance," resumed Sir Sedley, "was all that was wanting to assure
Trevanion's position. When Parliament meets, he will have some great
office. Poor man, how I shall pity him! It is extraordinary to me,"
continued Sir Sedley, benevolently going on, that I might have full time
to recover myself, "how contagious that disease called 'business' is in
our foggy England! Not only Trevanion, you see, has the complaint in its
very worst and most complicated form, but that poor dear cousin of mine
who is so young [here Sir Sedley sighed], and might enjoy himself so
much, is worse than you were when Trevanion was fagging you to death.
But, to be sure, a great name and position, like Castleton's, must be a
very heavy affliction to a conscientious mind. You see how the sense of
its responsibilities has aged him already,--positively, two great
wrinkles under his eyes. Well, after all, I admire him and respect his
tutor: a soil naturally very thin, I suspect, has been most carefully
cultivated; and Castleton, with Trevanion's help, will be the first man
in the peerage,--prime minister some day, I dare say. And when I think of
it, how grateful I ought to feel to his father and mother, who produced
him quite in their old age; for if he had not been born, I should have
been the most miserable of men,--yes, positively, that horrible
marquisate would have come to me! I never think over Horace Walpole's
regrets, when he got the earldom of Orford, without the deepest sympathy,
and without a shudder at the thought of what my dear Lady Castleton was
kind enough to save me from,--all owing to the Ems waters, after twenty
years' marriage! Well, my young friend, and how are all at home?"

As when, some notable performer not having yet arrived behind the scenes,
or having to change his dress, or not having yet quite recovered an
unlucky extra tumbler of exciting fluids, and the green curtain has
therefore unduly delayed its ascent, you perceive that the thorough-bass
in the orchestra charitably devotes himself to a prelude of astonishing
prolixity, calling in "Lodoiska" or "Der Freischutz" to beguile the time,
and allow the procrastinating histrio leisure sufficient to draw on his
flesh-colored pantaloons and give himself the proper complexion for a
Coriolanus or Macbeth,--even so had Sir Sedley made that long speech
requiring no rejoinder, till he saw the time had arrived when he could
artfully close, with the flourish of a final interrogative, in order to
give poor Pisistratus Caxton all preparation to compose himself and step
forward. There is certainly something of exquisite kindness and
thoughtful benevolence in that rarest of gifts,--fine breeding; and when
now, re-manned and resolute, I turned round and saw Sir Sedley's soft
blue eye shyly, but benignantly, turned to me, while, with a grace no
other snuff-taker ever had since the days of Pope, he gently proceeded to
refresh himself by a pinch of the celebrated Beaudesert mixture,--I felt
my heart as gratefully moved towards him as if he had conferred on me
some colossal obligation. And this crowning question, "And how are all at
home?" restored me entirely to my self-possession, and for the moment
distracted the bitter current of my thoughts.

I replied by a brief statement of my father's involvement, disguising our
apprehensions as to its extent, speaking of it rather as an annoyance
than a possible cause of ruin, and ended by asking Sir Sedley to give me
the address of Trevanion's lawyer.

The good baronet listened with great attention; and that quick
penetration which belongs to a man of the world enabled him to detect
that I had smoothed over matters more than became a faithful narrator.

He shook his head, and, seating himself on the sofa, motioned me to come
to his side; then, leaning his arm over my shoulder, he said, in his
seductive, wincing way,--

"We two young fellows should understand each other when we talk of money
matters. I can say to you what I could not say to my respectable
senior,--by three years,--your excellent father. Frankly, then, I suspect
this is a bad business. I know little about newspapers, except that I
have to subscribe to one in my county, which costs me a small income; but
I know that a London daily paper might ruin a man in a few weeks. And as
for shareholders, my dear Caxton, I was once teased into being a
shareholder in a canal that ran through my property, and ultimately ran
off with L30,000 of it! The other shareholders were all drowned in the
canal, like Pharaoh and his host in the Red Sea. But your father is a
great scholar, and must not be plagued with such matters. I owe him a
great deal. He was very kind to me at Cambridge, and gave me the taste
for reading to which I owe the pleasantest hours of my life. So, when you
and the lawyers have found out what the extent of the mischief is, you
and I must see how we can best settle it. What the deuce! My young
friend, I have no 'incumbrances,' as the servants, with great want of
politeness, call wives and children. And I am not a miserable great
landed millionnaire, like that poor dear Castleton, who owes so many
duties to society that he can't spend a shilling except in a grand way
and purely to benefit the public. So go, my boy, to Trevanion's
lawyer,--he is mine, too. Clever fellow, sharp as a needle, Mr. Pike, in
Great Ormond Street,--name on a brass plate; and when he has settled the
amount, we young scapegraces will help each other, without a word to the
old folks."

What good it does to a man, throughout life, to meet kindness and
generosity like this in his youth!

I need not say that I was too faithful a representative of my father's
scholarly pride and susceptible independence of spirit to accept this
proposal; and probably Sir Sedley, rich and liberal as he was, did not
dream of the extent to which his proposal might involve him. But I
expressed my gratitude so as to please and move this last relic of the De
Coverleys, and went from his house straight to Mr. Pike's office, with a
little note of introduction from Sir Sedley. I found Mr. Pike exactly the
man I had anticipated from Trevanion's character,--short, quick,
intelligent, in question and answer; imposing and somewhat domineering in
manner; not overcrowded with business, but with enough for experience and
respectability; neither young nor old; neither a pedantic machine of
parchment, nor a jaunty off-hand coxcomb of West End manners.

"It is an ugly affair," said he, "but one that requires management. Leave
it all in my hands for three days. Don't go near Mr. Tibbets nor Mr.
Peck; and on Saturday next, at two o'clock, if you will call here, you
shall know my opinion of the whole matter." With that Mr. Pike glanced at
the clock, and I took up my hat and went.

There is no place more delightful than a great capital if you are
comfortably settled in it, have arranged the methodical disposal of your
time, and know how to take business and pleasure in due proportions. But
a flying visit to a great capital in an unsettled, unsatisfactory way; at
an inn--an inn in the City too--with a great, worrying load of business
on your mind, of which you are to hear no more for three days, and an
aching, jealous, miserable sorrow at the heart such as I had, leaving you
no labor to pursue and no pleasure that you have the heart to share
in,--oh, a great capital then is indeed forlorn, wearisome, and
oppressive! It is the Castle of Indolence, not as Thomson built it, but
as Beckford drew in his Hall of Eblis,--a wandering up and down, to and
fro; a great, awful space, with your hand pressed to your heart; and--oh
for a rush on some half-tamed horse through the measureless green wastes
of Australia! That is the place for a man who has no home in the Babel,
and whose hand is ever pressing to his heart, with its dull, burning

Mr. Squills decoyed me the second evening into one of the small theatres;
and very heartily did Mr. Squills enjoy all he saw and all he heard. And
while, with a convulsive effort of the jaws, I was trying to laugh too,
suddenly in one of the actors, who was performing the worshipful part of
a parish beadle, I recognized a face that I had seen before. Five minutes
afterwards I had disappeared from the side of Squills, and was amidst
that strange world,--Behind The Scenes.

My beadle was much too busy and important to allow me a good opportunity
to accost him till the piece was over. I then seized hold of him as he
was amicably sharing a pot of porter with a gentleman in black shorts and
a laced waistcoat, who was to play the part of a broken-hearted father in
the Domestic Draina in Three Acts that would conclude the amusements of
the evening.

"Excuse me," said I, apologetically; "but as the Swan pertinently
observes, 'Should auld acquaintance be forgot?'"

"The Swan, sir!" cried the beadle, aghast,--"the Swan never demeaned
himself by such d--d broad Scotch as that!"

"The Tweed has its swans as well as the Avon, Mr. Peacock."

"St--st--hush--hush-h--u--sh!" whispered the beadle in great alarm, and
eying me, with savage observation, under his corked eyebrows. Then,
taking me by the arm, he jerked me away. When he had got as far as the
narrow limits of that little stage would allow, Mr. Peacock said,--

"Sir, you have the advantage of me; I don't remember you. Ah! you need
not look--by gad, sir, I am not to be bullied--it was all fair play. If
you will play with gentlemen, sir, you must run the consequences."

I hastened to appease the worthy man.

"Indeed, Mr. Peacock, if you remember, I refused to play with you; and so
far from wishing to offend you, I now come on purpose to compliment you
on your excellent acting, and to inquire if you have heard anything
lately of your young friend Mr. Vivian."

"Vivian? Never heard the name, sir. Vivian! Pooh, you are trying to hoax
me; very good!"

"I assure you, Mr. Peac--"

"St--st--How the deuce did you know that I was once called Peac--, that
is, people called me Peac--. A friendly nickname, no more. Drop it, sir,
or you 'touch me with noble anger'!"

"Well, well; 'the rose by any name will smell as sweet,' as the Swan,
this time at least, judiciously observes. But Mr. Vivian, too, seems to
have other names at his disposal. I mean a young, dark, handsome man--or
rather boy--with whom I met you in company by the roadside, one morning."

"O--h!" said Mr. Peacock, looking much relieved, "I know whom you mean,
though I don't remember to have had the pleasure of seeing you before.
No; I have not heard any thing of the young man lately. I wish I did know
something of him. He was a 'gentleman in my own way.' Sweet Will has hit
him off to a hair!--

   'The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's eye, tongue,  sword.'

"Such a hand with a cue! You should have seen him seek the 'bubble
reputation at the cannon's mouth.' I may say," continued Mr. Peacock,
emphatically, "that he was a regular trump. Trump!" he reiterated with a
start, as if the word had stung him--"trump! he was a Brick!"

Then fixing his eyes on mine, dropping his arms, interlacing his fingers
in the manner recorded of Talma in the celebrated "Qu'en dis-tu!" he
resumed in a hollow voice, slow and distinct--

"When--saw--you--him,--young m--m--a--n--nnn?"

Finding the tables thus turned on myself, and not willing to give Mr.
Peac--any clew to poor Vivian (who thus appeared, to my great
satisfaction, to have finally dropped an acquaintance more versatile than
reputable), I contrived, by a few evasive sentences, to keep Mr. Peac--'s
curiosity at a distance till he was summoned in haste to change his
attire for the domestic drama. And so we parted.


I hate law details as cordially as my readers can, and therefore I shall
content myself with stating that Mr. Pike's management at the end, not of
three days, but of two weeks, was so admirable that Uncle Jack was drawn
out of prison and my father extracted from all his liabilities by a sum
two thirds less than was first startlingly submitted to our indignant
horror,--and that, too, in a manner that would have satisfied the
conscience of the most punctilious formalist whose contribution to the
national fund for an omitted payment to the Income Tax the Chancellor of
the Exchequer ever had the honor to acknowledge. Still, the sum was very
large in proportion to my poor father's income; and what with Jack's
debts, the claims of the Anti-Publisher Society's printer, including the
very expensive plates that had been so lavishly bespoken, and in great
part completed, for the "History of Human Error," and, above all, the
liabilities incurred on "The Capitalist;" what with the plant, as Mr.
Peck technically phrased a great upas-tree of a total, branching out into
types, cases, printing-presses, engines, etc., all now to be resold at a
third of their value; what with advertisements and bills that had covered
all the dead-walls by which rubbish might be shot, throughout the three
kingdoms; what with the dues of reporters, and salaries of writers, who
had been engaged for a year at least to "The Capitalist," and whose
claims survived the wretch they had killed and buried; what, in short,
with all that the combined ingenuity of Uncle Jack and Printer Peck could
supply for the utter ruin of the Caxton family (even after all
deductions, curtailments, and after all that one could extract in the way
of just contribution from the least unsubstantial of those shadows called
the shareholders),--my father's fortune was reduced to a sum of between
seven and eight thousand pounds, which being placed at mortgage at four
per cent, yielded just L372 10s. a year: enough for my father to live
upon, but not enough to afford also his son Pisistratus the advantages of
education at Trinity College, Cambridge. The blow fell rather upon me
than my father, and my young shoulders bore it without much wincing.

This settled to our universal satisfaction, I went to pay my farewell
visit to Sir Sedley Beaudesert. He had made much of me during my stay in
London. I had breakfasted and dined with him pretty often; I had
presented Squills to him, who no sooner set eyes upon that splendid
conformation than he described his character with the nicest accuracy, as
the necessary consequence of such a development for the rosy pleasures of
life. We had never once retouched on the subject of Fanny's marriage, and
both of us tacitly avoided even mentioning the Trevanions. But in this
last visit, though he maintained the same reserve as to Fanny, he
referred without scruple to her father.

"Well, my young Athenian," said he, after congratulating me on the result
of the negotiations, and endeavoring again in vain to bear at least some
share in my father's losses, "well, I see I cannot press this further;
but at least I can press on you any little interest I may have in
obtaining some appointment for yourself in one of the public offices.
Trevanion could of course be more useful; but I can understand that he is
not the kind of man you would like to apply to."

"Shall I own to you, my dear Sir Sedley, that I have no taste for
official employment? I am too fond of my liberty. Since I have been at my
uncle's old Tower, I account for half my character by the Borderer's
blood that is in me. I doubt if I am meant for the life of cities; and I
have odd floating notions in my head that will serve to amuse me when I
get home, and may settle into schemes. And now to change the subject: may
I ask what kind of person has succeeded me as Mr. Trevanion's secretary?"

"Why, he has got a broad-shouldered, stooping fellow, in spectacles and
cotton stockings, who has written upon 'Rent,' I believe,--an imaginative
treatise in his case, I fear, for rent is a thing he could never have
received, and not often been trusted to pay. However, he is one of your
political economists, and wants Trevanion to sell his pictures, as
'unproductive capital.' Less mild than Pope's Narcissa, 'to make a wash,'
he would certainly 'stew a child.' Besides this official secretary,
Trevanion trusts, however, a good deal to a clever, good-looking young
gentleman who is a great favorite with him."

"What is his name?"

"His name? Oh! Gower,--a natural son, I believe, of one of the Gower

Here two of Sir Sedley's fellow fine gentlemen lounged in, and my visit


"I Swear," cried my uncle, "that it shall be so." And with a big frown
and a truculent air he seized the fatal instrument.

"Indeed, brother, it must not," said my father, laying one pale,
scholar-like hand mildly on Captain Roland's brown, bellicose, and bony
fist, and with the other, outstretched, protecting the menaced,
palpitating victim.

Not a word had my uncle heard of our losses until they had been adjusted
and the sum paid; for we all knew that the old Tower would have been
gone--sold to some neighboring squire or jobbing attorney--at the first
impetuous impulse of Uncle Roland's affectionate generosity. Austin
endangered! Austin ruined!--he would never have rested till he came, cash
in hand, to his deliverance. Therefore, I say, not till all was settled
did I write to the Captain and tell him gayly what had chanced. And
however light I made of our misfortunes, the letter brought the Captain
to the red brick house the same evening on which I myself reached it, and
about an hour later. My uncle had not sold the Tower, but he came
prepared to carry us off to it vi et armis. We must live with him and on
him, let or sell the brick house, and put out the remnant of my father's
income to nurse and accumulate. And it was on finding my father's
resistance stubborn, and that hitherto he had made no way, that my uncle,
stepping back into the hall, in which he had left his carpet bag, etc.,
returned with an old oak case, and, touching a spring roller, out flew
the Canton pedigree.

Out it flew, covering all the table, and undulating, Nile-like, till it
had spread over books, papers, my mother's work-box, and the tea-service
(for the table was large and compendious, emblematic of its owner's
mind); and then, flowing on the carpet, dragged its slow length along
till it was stopped by the fender.

"Now," said my uncle, solemnly, "there never have been but two causes of
difference between you and me, Austin. One is over: why should the other
last? Aha! I know why you hang back: you think that we may quarrel about

"About what, Roland?"

"About it, I say; and I'll be d--d if we do!" cried my uncle, reddening.
"And I have been thinking a great deal upon the matter, and I have no
doubt you are right. So I brought the old parchment with me, and you
shall see me fill up the blank just as you would have it. Now, then, you
will come and live with me, and we can never quarrel any more." Thus
saying, Uncle Roland looked round for pen and ink; and having found
them,--not without difficulty, for they had been submerged under the
overflow of the pedigree,--he was about to fill up the lacuna, or hiatus,
which had given rise to such memorable controversy, with the name of
"William Caxton, printer in the Sanctuary," when my father, slowly
recovering his breath, and aware of his brother's purpose, intervened. It
would have done your heart good to hear them, so completely, in the
inconsistency of human nature, had they changed sides upon the
question,--my father now all for Sir William de Caxton, the hero of
Bosworth; my uncle all for the immortal printer. And in this discussion
they grew animated their eyes sparkled, their voices rose,--Roland's
voice deep and thunderous, Austin's sharp and piercing. Mr. Squills
stopped his ears. Thus it arrived at that point, when my uncle doggedly
came to the end of all argumentation,--"I swear that it shall be so;" and
my father, trying the last resource of pathos, looked pleadingly into
Roland's eyes, and said, with a tone soft as mercy, "Indeed, brother, it
must not." Meanwhile the dry parchment crisped, creaked, and trembled in
every pore of its yellow skin.

"But," said I, coming in opportunely, like the Horatian deity, "I don't
see that either of you gentlemen has a right so to dispose of my
ancestry. It is quite clear that a man has no possession in posterity.
Posterity may possess him; but deuce a bit will he ever be the better for
his great great-grandchildren!"

Squills.--"Hear, hear!"

Pisistratus (warming).--"But a man's ancestry is a positive property to
him. How much, not only of acres, but of his constitution, his temper,
his conduct, character, and nature, he may inherit from some progenitor
ten times removed! Nay, without that progenitor would he ever have been
born,--would a Squills ever have introduced him into the world, or a
nurse ever have carried him upo kolpo!"

Squills.--"Hear, hear!"

Pisistratus (with dignified emotion).--"No man, therefore, has a right to
rob another of a forefather, with a stroke of his pen, from any motive,
howsoever amiable. In the present instance you will say, perhaps, that
the ancestor in question is apocryphal,--it may be the printer, it may be
the knight. Granted; but here, where history is in fault, shall a mere
sentiment decide? While both are doubtful, my imagination appropriates
both. At one time I can reverence industry and learning in the printer;
at another, valor and devotion in the knight. This kindly doubt gives me
two great forefathers; and, through them, two trains of idea that
influence my conduct under different circumstances. I will not permit
you, Captain Roland, to rob me of either forefather, either train of
idea. Leave, then, this sacred void unfilled, unprofaned, and accept this
compromise of chivalrous courtesy while my father lives with the Captain,
we will believe in the printer; when away from the Captain, we will stand
firm to the knight."

"Good!" cried Uncle Roland, as I paused, a little out of breath.

"And," said my mother, softly, "I do think, Austin, there is a way of
settling the matter which will please all parties. It is quite sad to
think that poor Roland and dear little Blanche should be all alone in the
Tower; and I am sure that we should be much happier all together."

"There!" cried Roland, triumphantly. "If you are not the most obstinate,
hard-hearted, unfeeling brute in the world,--which I don't take you to
be,--brother Austin, after that really beautiful speech of your wife's,
there is not a word to be said further."

"But we have not yet heard Kitty to the end, Roland."

"I beg your pardon a thousand times, ma'am--sister," said the Captain,

"Well, I was going to add," said my mother, "that we will go and live
with you, Roland, and club our little fortunes together. Blanche and I
will take care of the house, and we shall be just twice as rich together
as we are separately."

"Pretty sort of hospitality that!" grunted the Captain. "I did not expect
you to throw me over in that way. No, no; you must lay by for the boy
there. What's to become of him?"

"But we shall all lay by for him," said my mother, simply,--"you as well
as Austin. We shall have more to save, if we have more to spend."

"Ah, save!--that is easily said; there would be a pleasure in saving,
then," said the Captain, mournfully.

"And what's to become of me?" cried Squills, very petulantly. "Am I to be
left here in my old age, not a rational soul to speak to, and no other
place in the village where there's a drop of decent punch to be had? 'A
plague on both your houses!' as the chap said at the theatre the other

"There's room for a doctor in our neighborhood, Mr. Squills," said the
Captain. "The gentleman in your profession who does for us, wants, I
know, to sell the business."

"Humph," said Squills,--"a horribly healthy neighborhood, I suspect!"

"Why, it has that misfortune, Mr. Squills; but with your help," said my
uncle, slyly, "a great alteration for the better may be effected in that

Mr. Squills was about to reply when ring--a--ting--ring--ting! there came
such a brisk, impatient, make-one's-self-at home kind of tintinnabular
alarum at the great gate that we all started up and looked at each other
in surprise. Who could it possibly be? We were not kept long in suspense;
for in another moment Uncle Jack's voice, which was always very clear and
distinct, pealed through the hall, and we were still staring at each
other when Mr. Tibbets, with a bran-new muffler round his neck, and a
peculiarly comfortable greatcoat,--best double Saxony, equally
new,--dashed into the room, bringing with him a very considerable
quantity of cold air, which he hastened to thaw, first in my father's
arms, next in my mother's. He then made a rush at the Captain,
who ensconced himself behind the dumb-waiter with a "Hem!
Mr.--sir--Jack--sir--hem, hem!" Failing there, Mr. Tibbets rubbed off the
remaining frost upon his double Saxony against your humble servant,
patted Squills affectionately on the back, and then proceeded to occupy
his favorite position before the fire.

"Took you by surprise, eh?" said Uncle Jack, unpeeling himself by the
hearth-rug. "But no,--not by surprise; you must have known Jack's heart:
you at least, Austin Caxton, who know everything,--you must have seen
that it overflowed with the tenderest and most brotherly emotions; that
once delivered from that cursed Fleet (you have no idea what a place it
is, sir!), I could not rest, night or day, till I had flown here,--here,
to the dear family nest,--poor wounded dove that I am," added Uncle Jack,
pathetically, and taking out his pocket-handkerchief from the double
Saxony, which he had now flung over my father's arm-chair.

Not a word replied to this eloquent address, with its touching
peroration. My mother hung down her pretty head and looked ashamed. My
uncle retreated quite into the corner and drew the dumb-waiter after him,
so as to establish a complete fortification. Mr. Squills seized the pen
that Roland had thrown down, and began mending it furiously,--that is,
cutting it into slivers,--thereby denoting, symbolically, how he would
like to do with Uncle Jack, could he once get him safe and snug under his
manipular operations. I bent over the pedigree, and my father rubbed his

The silence would have been appalling to another man nothing appalled
Uncle Jack.

Uncle Jack turned to the fire, and warmed first one foot, then the other.
This comfortable ceremony performed, he again faced the company, and
resumed, musingly, and as if answering some imaginary observations,--

"Yes, yes, you are right there; and a deuced unlucky speculation it
proved too. But I was overruled by that fellow Peck. Says I to him, says
I, 'Capitalist!--pshaw! no popular interest there; it don't address the
great public! Very confined class the capitalists, better throw ourselves
boldly on the people. Yes,' said I, 'call it the "Anti-Capitalist."' By
Jove! sir, we should have carried all before us! but I was overruled. The
'Anti-Capitalist'!--what an idea! Address the whole reading world, there,
sir: everybody hates the capitalist--everybody would have his neighbor's
money. The 'Anti-Capitalist'!--sir, we should have gone off, in the
manufacturing towns, like wildfire. But what could I do?--"

"John Tibbets," said my father, solemnly, "Capitalist 'or'
Anti-Capitalist,' thou hadst a right to follow thine own bent in
either,--but always provided it had been with thine own money. Thou seest
not the thing, John Tibbets, in the right point of view; and a little
repentance in the face of those thou hast wronged, would not have
misbecome thy father's son and thy sister's brother!"

Never had so severe a rebuke issued from the mild lips of Austin Caxton;
and I raised my eyes with a compassionate thrill, expecting to see John
Tibbets gradually sink and disappear through the carpet.

"Repentance!" cried Uncle Jack, bounding up as if ha had been shot. "And
do you think I have a heart of stone, of pumice-stone? Do you think I
don't repent? I have done nothing but repent; I shall repent to my dying

"Then there is no more to be said, Jack," cried my father, softening, and
holding out his hand.

"Yes!" cried Mr. Tibbets, seizing the hand and pressing it to the heart
he had thus defended from the suspicion of being pumice, "yes,--that I
should have trusted that dunderheaded, rascally curmudgeon Peck; that I
should have let him call it 'The Capitalist,' despite all my convictions,
when the Anti--'"

"Pshaw!" interrupted my father, drawing away his hand.

"John," said my mother, gravely, and with tears in her voice, "you forget
who delivered you from prison; you forget whom you have nearly consigned
to prison yourself; you forg--"

"Hush, hush!" said my father, "this will never do; and it is you who
forget, my dear, the obligations I owe to Jack. He has reduced my fortune
one half, it is true; but I verily think he has made the three hearts, in
which he my real treasures, twice as large as they were before.
Pisistratus, my boy, ring the bell."

"My dear Kitty," cried Jack, whimperingly, and stealing up to my mother,
"don't be so hard on me; I thought to make all your fortunes,--I did

Here the servant entered.

"See that Mr. Tibbets's things are taken up to his room, and that there
is a good fire," said my father.

"And," continued Jack, loftily, "I will, make all your fortunes yet. I
have it here!" and he struck his head.

"Stay a moment!" said my father to the servant, who had got back to the
door. "Stay a moment," said my father, looking extremely
frightened,--"perhaps Mr. Tibbets may prefer the inn!"

"Austin," said Uncle Jack, with emotion, "if I were a dog, with no home
but a dog-kennel, and you came to me for shelter, I would turn out--to
give you the best of the straw!"

My father was thoroughly melted this time.

"Primmins will be sure to see everything is made comfortable for Mr.
Tibbets," said he, waving his hand to the servant. "Something nice for
supper, Kitty, my dear,--and the largest punch-bowl. You like punch,

"Punch, Austin!" said Uncle Jack, putting his handkerchief to his eyes.

The Captain pushed aside the dumb-waiter, strode across the room, and
shook hands with Uncle Jack; my mother buried her face in her apron, and
fairly ran off; and Squills said in my ear, "It all comes of the biliary
secretions. Nobody could account for this who did not know the peculiarly
fine organization of your father's--liver!"



The Hegira is completed,--we have all taken roost in the old Tower. My
father's books have arrived by the wagon, and have settled themselves
quietly in their new abode,--filling up the apartment dedicated to their
owner, including the bed chamber and two lobbies. The duck also has
arrived, under wing of Mrs. Primmins, and has reconciled herself to the
old stewpond, by the side of which my father has found a walk that
compensates for the peach-wall, especially as he has made acquaintance
with sundry respectable carps, who permit him to feed them after he has
fed the duck,--a privilege of which (since, if any one else approaches,
the carps are off in an instant) my father is naturally vain. All
privileges are valuable in proportion to the exclusiveness of their

Now, from the moment the first carp had eaten the bread my father threw
to it, Mr. Caxton had mentally resolved that a race so confiding should
never be sacrificed to Ceres and Primmins. But all the fishes on my
uncle's property were under the special care of that Proteus Bolt; and
Bolt was not a man likely to suffer the carps to earn their bread without
contributing their full share to the wants of the community. But, like
master, like man! Bolt was an aristocrat fit to be hung a la lanterne. He
out-Rolanded Roland in the respect he entertained for sounding names and
old families; and by that bait my father caught him with such skill that
you might see that if Austin Caxton had been an angler of fishes, he
could have filled his basket full any day, shine or rain.

"You observe, Bolt," said my father, beginning artfully, "that those
fishes, dull as you may think them; are creatures capable of a syllogism;
and if they saw that, in proportion to their civility to me, they were
depopulated by you, they would put two and two together, and renounce my

"Is that what you call being silly Jems, sir?" said Bolt. "Faith! there
is many a good Christian not half so wise."

"Man," answered my father, thoughtfully, "is an animal less syllogistical
or more silly-Jemical, than many creatures popularly esteemed his
inferiors. Yes, let but one of those Cyprinidae, with his fine sense of
logic, see that if his fellow-fishes eat bread, they, are suddenly jerked
out of their element and vanish forever, and though you broke a quartern
loaf into crumbs, he would snap his tail at you with enlightened
contempt. If," said my father, soliloquizing, "I had been as syllogistic
as those scaly logicians, I should never have swallowed that hook
which--Hum! there--least said soonest mended. But, Mr. Bolt, to return to
the Cyprinidae."

"What's the hard name you call them 'ere carp, yer honor?" asked Bolt.

"Cyprinidae,--a family of the section Malacoptergii Abdominales," replied
Mr. Caxton; "their teeth are generally confined to the Pharyngeans, and
their branehiostegous rays are but few,--marks of distinction from fishes
vulgar and voracious."

"Sir," said Bolt, glancing to the stewpond, "if I had known they had been
a family of such importance, I am sure I should have treated them with
more respect."

"They are a very old family, Bolt, and have been settled in England since
the fourteenth century. A younger branch of the family has established
itself in a pond in the gardens of Peterhoff (the celebrated palace of
Peter the Great, Bolt,--an emperor highly respected by my brother, for he
killed a great many people very gloriously in battle, besides those whom
he sabred for his own private amusement); and there is an officer or
servant of the Imperial household, whose task it is to summon those
Russian Cyprinidae to dinner, by ringing a bell, shortly after which, you
may see the emperor and empress, with all their waiting ladies and
gentlemen, coming down in their carriages to see the Cyprinidae eat in
state. So you perceive, Bolt, that it would be a republican, Jacobinical
proceeding to stew members of a family so intimately associated with

"Dear me, sir," said Bolt, "I am very glad you told me. I ought to have
known they were genteel fish, they are so mighty shy,--as all your real
quality are."

My father smiled, and rubbed his hands gently,--he had carried his point;
and henceforth the Cyprinidae of the section Malacoptergii Abdominales
were as sacred in Bolt's eyes as cats and ichneumons were in those of a
priest in Thebes.

My poor father, with what true and unostentatious philosophy thou didst
accommodate thyself to the greatest change thy quiet, harmless life had
known since it had passed out of the brief, burning cycle of the
passions! Lost was the home endeared to thee by so many noiseless
victories of the mind, so many mute histories of the heart; for only the
scholar knoweth how deep a charm lies in monotony, in the old
associations, the old ways and habitual clockwork of peaceful time. Yet
the home may be replaced,--thy heart built its home round itself
everywhere,--and the old Tower might supply the loss of the brick house,
and the walk by the stewpond become as dear as the haunts by the sunny
peach-wall. But what shall replace to thee the bright dream of thine
innocent ambition,--that angel-wing which had glittered across thy
manhood, in the hour between its noon and its setting What replace to
thee the Magnum Opus--the Great Book!--fair and broad-spreading tree,
lone amidst the sameness of the landscape, now plucked up by the roots?
The oxygen was subtracted from the air of thy life. For be it known to
you, O my compassionate readers, that with the death of the
Anti-Publisher Society the blood-streams of the Great Book stood still,
its pulse was arrested, its full heart beat no more. Three thousand
copies of the first seven sheets in quarto, with sundry unfinished
plates, anatomical, architectural, and graphic, depicting various
developments of the human skull (that temple of Human Error), from the
Hottentot to the Greek; sketches of ancient buildings, Cyclopean and
Pelasgic; Pyramids and Pur-tors, all signs of races whose handwriting was
on their walls; landscapes to display the influence of Nature upon the
customs, creeds, and philosophy of men,--here showing how the broad
Chaldean wastes led to the contemplation of the stars; and illustrations
of the Zodiac, in elucidation of the mysteries of symbol-worship;
fantastic vagaries of earth fresh from the Deluge, tending to impress on
early superstition the awful sense of the rude powers of Nature; views of
the rocky defiles of Laconia,--Sparta, neighbored by the "silent
Amyclae," explaining, as it were, geographically the iron customs of the
warrior colony (arch-Tories, amidst the shift and roar of Hellenic
democracies), contrasted by the seas and coasts and creeks of Athens and
Ionia, tempting to adventure, commerce, and change. Yea, my father, in
his suggestions to the artist of those few imperfect plates, had thrown
as much light on the infancy of earth and its tribes as by the "shining
words" that flowed from his calm, starry knowledge! Plates and copies,
all rested now in peace and dust, "housed with darkness and with death,"
on the sepulchral shelves of the lobby to which they were
consigned,--rays intercepted, world incompleted. The Prometheus was
bound, and the fire he had stolen from heaven lay imbedded in the flints
of his rock. For so costly was the mould in which Uncle Jack and the
Anti-Publisher Society had contrived to cast this exposition of Human
Error that every bookseller shied at its very sight, as an owl blinks at
daylight, or human error at truth. In vain Squills and I, before we left
London, had carried a gigantic specimen of the Magnum Opus into the back
parlors of firms the most opulent and adventurous. Publisher after
publisher started, as if we had held a blunderbuss to his ear. All
Paternoster Row uttered a "Lord deliver us!" Human Error found no man so
egregiously its victim as to complete those two quartos, with the
prospect of two others, at his own expense. Now, I had earnestly hoped
that my father, for the sake of mankind, would be persuaded to risk some
portion--and that, I own, not a small one--of his remaining capital on
the conclusion of an undertaking so elaborately begun. But there my
father was obdurate. No big words about mankind, and the advantage to
unborn generations, could stir him an inch. "Stuff!" said Mr. Caxton,
peevishly. "A man's duties to mankind and posterity begin with his own
son; and having wasted half your patrimony, I will not take another huge
slice out of the poor remainder to gratify my vanity, for that is the
plain truth of it. Man must atone for sin by expiation. By the book I
have sinned, and the book must expiate it. Pile the sheets up in the
lobby, so that at least one man may be wiser and humbler by the sight of
Human Error every time he walks by so stupendous a monument of it."

Verily, I know not how my father could bear to look at those dumb
fragments of himself,--strata of the Caxtonian conformation lying layer
upon layer, as if packed up and disposed for the inquisitive genius of
some moral Murchison or Mantell. But for my part, I never glanced at
their repose in the dark lobby without thinking, "Courage, Pisistratus!
courage! There's something worth living for; work hard, grow rich, and
the Great Book shall come out at last!"

Meanwhile, I wandered over the country and made acquaintance with the
farmers and with Trevanion's steward,--an able man and a great
agriculturist,--and I learned from them a better notion of the nature of
my uncle's domains. Those domains covered an immense acreage, which, save
a small farm, was of no value at present. But land of the same sort had
been lately redeemed by a simple kind of draining, now well known in
Cumberland; and, with capital, Roland's barren moors might become a noble
property. But capital, where was that to come from? Nature gives us all,
except the means to turn her into marketable account. As old Plautus
saith so wittily, "Day, night, water, sun, and moon, are to be had
gratis; for everything else--down with your dust!"


Nothing has been heard of Uncle Jack. Before we left the brick house the
Captain gave him an invitation to the Tower,--more, I suspect, out of
compliment to my mother than from the unbidden impulse of his own
inclinations. But Mr. Tibbets politely declined it. During his stay at
the brick house he had received and written a vast number of
letters,--some of those he received, indeed, were left at the village
post-office, under the alphabetical addresses of A. B. or X. Y.; for no
misfortune ever paralyzed the energies of Uncle Jack. In the winter of
adversity he vanished, it is true; but even in vanishing, he vegetated
still. He resembled those algae, termed the Prolococcus nivales, which
give a rose-color to the Polar snows that conceal them, and flourish
unsuspected amidst the general dissolution of Nature. Uncle Jack, then,
was as lively and sanguine as ever; though he began to let fall vague
hints of intentions to abandon the general cause of his fellow-creatures,
and to set up business henceforth purely on his own account,--wherewith
my father, to the great shock of my belief in his philanthropy, expressed
himself much pleased. And I strongly suspect that when Uncle Jack wrapped
himself up in his new double Saxony and went off at last, he carried with
him something more than my father's good wishes in aid of his conversion
to egotistical philosophy.

"That man will do yet," said my father, as the last glimpse was caught of
Uncle Jack standing up on the stage-coach box, beside the driver, partly
to wave his hand to us as we stood at the gate, and partly to array
himself more commodiously in a box-coat with six capes, which the
coachman had lent him.

"Do you think so, sir?" said I, doubtfully. "May I ask why?"

Mr. Caxton.--"On the cat principle,--that he tumbles so lightly. You may
throw him down from St. Paul's, and the next time you see him he will be
scrambling atop of the Monument."

Pisistratus.--"But a cat the most vicarious is limited to nine lives; and
Uncle Jack must be now far gone in his eighth."

Ms. Caxton (not heeding that answer, for he has got his hand in his
waistcoat).--"The earth, according to Apuleius, in his 'Treatise on the
Philosophy of Plato,' was produced from right-angled triangles; but fire
and air from the scalene triangle,--the angles of which, I need not say,
are very different from those of a right-angled triangle. Now I think
there are people in the world of whom one can only judge rightly
according to those mathematical principles applied to their original
construction: for if air or fire predominates in our natures, we are
scalene triangles; if earth, right-angled. Now, as air is so notably
manifested in Jack's conformation, he is, nolens volens, produced in
conformity with his preponderating element. He is a scalene triangle, and
must be judged, accordingly, upon irregular, lop-sided principles;
whereas you and I, common-place mortals, are produced, like the earth,
which is our preponderating element, with our triangles all right-angled,
comfortable and complete,--for which blessing let us thank Providence,
and be charitable to those who are necessarily windy and gaseous, from
that unlucky scalene triangle upon which they have had the misfortune to
be constructed, and which, you perceive, is quite at variance with the
mathematical constitution of the earth!"

Pisistratus.--"Sir, I am very happy to hear so simple, easy, and
intelligible an explanation of Uncle Jack's peculiarities; and I only
hope that, for the future, the sides of his scalene triangle may never be
produced to our rectangular conformations."

Mr. Caxton (descending from his stilts with an air as mildly reproachful
as if I had been cavilling at the virtues of Socrates).--"You don't do
your uncle justice, Pisistratus,--he is a very clever man; and I am sure
that, in spite of his scalene misfortune, he would be an honest
one,--that is [added Mr. Caxton, correcting himself], not romantically or
heroically honest, but holiest as men go,--if he could but keep his head
long enough above water; but, you see, when the best man in the world is
engaged in the process of sinking, he catches hold of whatever comes in
his way, and drowns the very friend who is swimming to save him."

Pisistratus.--"Perfectly true, sir; but Uncle Jack makes it his business
to be always sinking!"

Mr. Caxton (with naivete).--"And how could it be otherwise, when he has
been carrying all his fellow-creatures in his breeches' pockets? Now he
has got rid of that dead weight, I should not be surprised if he swam
like a cork."

Pisistratus (who, since the "Capitalist," has become a strong
Anti-Jackian). "But if, sir, you really think Uncle Jack's love for his
fellow-creatures is genuine, that is surely not the worst part of him."

Mr. Caxton.--"O literal ratiocinator, and dull to the true logic of Attic
irony! can't you comprehend that an affection may be genuine as felt by
the man, yet its nature be spurious in relation to others? A man may
generally believe he loves his fellow-creatures when he roasts them like
Torquemada, or guillotines them like St. Just! Happily Jack's scalene
triangle, being more produced from air than from fire, does not give to
his philanthropy the inflammatory character which distinguishes the
benevolence of inquisitors and revolutionists. The philanthropy,
therefore, takes a more flatulent and innocent form, and expends its
strength in mounting paper balloons, out of which Jack pitches himself,
with all the fellow-creatures he can coax into sailing with him. No doubt
Uncle Jack's philanthropy is sincere when he cuts the string and soars up
out of sight; but the sincerity will not much mend their bruises when
himself and fellow-creatures come tumbling down neck and heels. It must
be a very wide heart that can take in all mankind,--and of a very strong
fibre to bear so much stretching. Such hearts there are, Heaven be
thanked! and all praise to them. Jack's is not of that quality. He is a
scalene triangle. He is not a circle! And yet, if he would but let it
rest, it is a good heart,--a very good heart [continued my father,
warming into a tenderness quite infantine, all things considered]. Poor
Jack! that was prettily said of him--'That if he were a dog, and he had
no home but a dog kennel, he would turn out to give me the best of the
straw!' Poor brother Jack!"

So the discussion was dropped; and in the mean while, Uncle Jack, like
the short-faced gentleman in the "Spectator," "distinguished himself by a
profound silence."


Blanche has contrived to associate herself, if not with my more active
diversions,--in running over the country and making friends with the
farmers,--still in all my more leisurely and domestic pursuits. There is
about her a silent charm that it is very hard to define; but it seems to
arise from a kind of innate sympathy with the moods and humors of those
she loves. If one is gay, there is a cheerful ring in her silver laugh
that seems gladness itself; if one is sad, and creeps away into a corner
to bury one's head in one's hand and muse, by and by, and just at the
right moment, when one has mused one's fill, and the heart wants
something to refresh and restore it, one feels two innocent arms round
one's neck, looks up, and lo! Blanche's soft eyes, full of wistful,
compassionate kindness, though she has the tact not to question; it is
enough for her to sorrow with your sorrow,--she cares not to know more. A
strange child,--fearless, and yet seemingly fond of things that inspire
children with fear; fond of tales of fay, sprite, and ghost, which Mrs.
Primmins draws fresh and new from her memory as a conjurer draws pancakes
hot and hot from a hat. And yet so sure is Blanche of her own innocence
that they never trouble her dreams in her lone little room, full of
caliginous corners and nooks, with the winds moaning round the desolate
ruins, and the casements rattling hoarse in the dungeon-like wall. She
would have no dread to walk through the ghostly keep in the dark, or
cross the church-yard what time,--

   "By the moon's doubtful and malignant light,"--

the gravestones look so spectral, and the shade from the yew-trees lies
so still on the sward. When the brows of Roland are gloomiest, and the
compression of his lips makes sorrow look sternest, be sure that Blanche
is couched at his feet, waiting the moment when, with some heavy sigh,
the muscles relax, and she is sure of the smile if she climbs to his
knee. It is pretty to chance on her gliding up broken turret-stairs, or
standing hushed in the recess of shattered casements; and you wonder what
thoughts of vague awe and solemn pleasure can be at work under that
still, little brow.

She has a quick comprehension of all that is taught to her; she already
tasks to the full my mother's educational arts. My father has had to
rummage his library for books to feed (or extinguish) her desire for
"further information," and has promised lessons in French and Italian--at
some golden time in the shadowy "By and by"--which are received so
gratefully that one might think Blanche mistook "Telema que" and "Novelle
Morali" for baby-houses and dolls. Heaven send her through French and
Italian with better success than attended Mr. Caxton's lessons in Greek
to Pisistratus! She has an ear for music which my mother, who is no bad
judge, declares to be exquisite. Luckily there is an old Italian, settled
in a town ten miles off, who is said to be an excellent music-master, and
who comes the round of the neighboring squirearchy twice a week. I have
taught her to draw,--an accomplishment in which I am not without
skill,--and she has already taken a sketch from nature, which, barring
the perspective, is not so amiss; indeed, she has caught the notion of
"idealizing" (which promises future originality) from her own natural
instincts, and given to the old witch-elm, that hangs over the stream,
just the bough that it wanted to dip into the water and soften off the
hard lines. My only fear is that Blanche should become too dreamy and

Poor child, she has no one to play with! So I look out, and get her a
dog, frisky and young, who abhors sedentary occupations,--a spaniel,
small, and coal-black, with ears sweeping the ground. I baptize him
"Juba," in honor of Addison's "Cato," and in consideration of his sable
curls and Mauritanian complexion. Blanche does not seem so eerie and
elf-like while gliding through the ruins when Juba barks by her side and
scares the birds from the ivy.

One day I had been pacing to and fro the hall, which was deserted; and
the sight of the armor and portraits--dumb evidences of the active and
adventurous lives of the old inhabitants, which seemed to reprove my own
inactive obscurity--had set me off on one of those Pegasean hobbies on
which youth mounts to the skies,--delivering maidens on rocks, and
killing Gorgons and monsters,--when Juba bounded in, and Blanche came
after him, her straw hat in her hand.

Blanche. "I thought you were here, Sisty: may I stay?"

Pisistratus.--"Why, my dear child, the day is so fine that instead of
losing it indoors, you ought to be running in the fields with Juba."


Blanche.--"Will you come too? If Sisty stays in, Blanche does not care
for the butterflies!"

Pisistratus, seeing that the thread of his day-dreams is broken, consents
with an air of resignation. Just as they gain the door, Blanche pauses,
and looks as if there were something on her mind.

Pisistratus--"What now, Blanche? Why are you making knots in that ribbon,
and writing invisible characters on the floor with the point of that busy
little foot?"

Blanche (mysteriously).--"I have found a new room, Sisty. Do you think we
may look into it?"

Pisistratus--"Certainly; unless any Bluebeard of your acquaintance told
you not. Where is it?"

Blanche.--"Upstairs, to the left."

Pisistratus.--"That little old door, going down two stone steps, which is
always kept locked?"

Blanche.--"Yes; it is not locked to-day. The door was ajar, and I peeped
in; but I would not do more till I came and asked you if you thought it
would not be wrong."

Pisistratus.--"Very good in you, my discreet little cousin. I have no
doubt it is a ghost-trap; however, with Juba's protection, I think we
might venture together."

Pisistratus, Blanche, and Juba ascend the stairs, and turn off down a
dark passage to the left, away from the rooms in use. We reach the
arch-pointed door of oak planks nailed roughly together, we push it open,
and perceive that a small stair winds down from the room,--it is just
over Roland's chamber.

The room has a damp smell, and has probably been left open to be aired;
for the wind comes through the unbarred casement, and a billet barns on
the Hearth. The place has that attractive, fascinating air which belongs
to a lumber-room,--than which I know nothing that so captivates the
interest and fancy of young people. What treasures, to them, often lie
hid in those quaint odds and ends which the elder generations have
discarded as rubbish! All children are by nature antiquarians and
relic-hunters. Still, there is an order and precision with which the
articles in that room are stowed away that belies the true notion of
lumber,--none of the mildew and dust which give such mournful interest to
things abandoned to decay.

In one corner are piled up cases and military-looking trunks of
outlandish aspect, with R. D. C. in brass nails on their sides. From
these we turn with involuntary respect and call off Juba, who has wedged
himself behind in pursuit of some imaginary mouse. But in the other
corner is what seems to me a child's cradle,--not an English one,
evidently; it is of wood, seemingly Spanish rosewood, with a railwork at
the back, of twisted columns; and I should scarcely have known it to be a
cradle but for the fairy-like quilt and the tiny pillows, which
proclaimed its uses.

On the wall above the cradle were arranged sundry little articles that
had, perhaps, once made the joy of a child's heart,--broken toys with the
paint rubbed off, a tin sword and trumpet, and a few tattered books,
mostly in Spanish; by their shape and look, doubtless children's books.
Near these stood, on the floor, a picture with its face to the wall. Juba
had chased the mouse, that his fancy still insisted on creating, behind
this picture, and as he abruptly drew back, the picture fell into the
hands I stretched forth to receive it. I turned the face to the light,
and was surprised to see merely an old family portrait; it was that of a
gentleman in the flowered vest mid stiff ruff which referred the date of
his existence to the reign of Elizabeth,--a man with a bold and noble
countenance. On the corner was placed a faded coat of arms, beneath which
was inscribed, "Herbert De Caxton, Eq: Aur: AEtat: 35."

On the back of the canvas I observed, as I now replaced the picture
against the wall, a label in Roland's handwriting, though in a younger
and more running hand than he now wrote. The words were these "The best
and bravest of our line, He charged by Sidney's side on the field of
Zutphen; he fought in Drake's ship against the armament of Spain. If ever
I have a--" The rest of the label seemed to have been torn off.

I turned away, and felt a remorseful shame that I had so far gratified my
curiosity,--if by so harsh a name the powerful interest that had absorbed
me must be called. I looked round for Blanche; she had retreated from my
side to the door, and, with her hands before her eyes, was weeping. As I
stole towards her, my glance fell on a book that lay on a chair near the
casement and beside those relics of an infancy once pure and serene. By
the old-fashioned silver clasps I recognized Roland's Bible. I felt as if
I had been almost guilty of profanation in my thoughtless intrusion. I
drew away Blanche, and we descended the stairs noiselessly; and not till
we were on our favorite spot, amidst a heap of ruins on the feudal
justice-hill, did I seek to kiss away her tears and ask the cause.

"My poor brother!" sobbed Blanche, "they must have been his,--and we
shall never, never see him again!--and poor papa's Bible, which he reads
when he is very, very sad! I did not weep enough when my brother died. I
know better what death is now! Poor papa! poor papa! Don't die, too,

There was no running after butterflies that morning; and it was long
before I could soothe Blanche. Indeed, she bore the traces of dejection
in her soft looks for many, many days; and she often asked me, sighingly,
"Don't you think it was very wrong in me to take you there?" Poor little
Blanche, true daughter of Eve, she would not let me bear my due share of
the blame; she would have it all, in Adam's primitive way of
justice,--"The woman tempted me, and I did eat." And since then Blanche
has seemed more fond than ever of Roland, and comparatively deserts me to
nestle close to him, and closer, till he looks up and says, "My child,
you are pale; go and run after the butterflies;" and she says now to him,
not to me, "Come too!" drawing him out into the sunshine with a hand that
will not loose its hold.

Of all Roland's line, this Herbert de Caxton was "the best and bravest!"
yet he had never named that ancestor to me,--never put any forefather in
comparison with the dubious and mythical Sir William. I now remembered
once that, in going over the pedigree, I had been struck by the name of
Herbert,--the only Herbert in the scroll,--and had asked, "What of him,
uncle?" and Roland had muttered something inaudible, and turned away. And
I remembered also that in Roland's room there was the mark on the wall
where a picture of that size had once hung. The picture had been removed
thence before we first came, but must have hung there for years to have
left that mark on the wall,--perhaps suspended by Bolt during Roland's
long Continental absence. "If ever I have a--" What were the missing
words? Alas! did they not relate to the son,--missed forever, evidently
not forgotten still?


My uncle sat on one side the fireplace, my mother on the other; and I, at
a small table between them, prepared to note down the results of their
conference; for they had met in high council, to assess their joint
fortunes,--determine what should be brought into the common stock and set
apart for the Civil List, and what should be laid aside as a Sinking
Fund. Now my mother, true woman as she was, had a womanly love of show in
her own quiet way,--of making "a genteel figure" in the eyes of the
neighborhood; of seeing that sixpence not only went as far as sixpence
ought to go, but that, in the going, it should emit a mild but imposing
splendor,--not, indeed, a gaudy flash, a startling Borealian coruscation,
which is scarcely within the modest and placid idiosyncracies of
sixpence,--but a gleam of gentle and benign light, just to show where a
sixpence had been, and allow you time to say "Behold!" before

   "The jaws of darkness did devour it up."

Thus, as I once before took occasion to apprise the reader, we had always
held a very respectable position in the neighborhood round our square
brick house; been as sociable as my father's habits would permit; given
our little tea-parties, and our occasional dinners, and, without
attempting to vie with our richer associates, there had always been so
exquisite a neatness, so notable a housekeeping, so thoughtful a
disposition, in short, of all the properties indigenous to a well-spent
sixpence, in my mother's management, that there was not an old maid
within seven miles of us who did not pronounce our tea-parties to be
perfect; and the great Mrs. Rollick, who gave forty guineas a year to a
professed cook and housekeeper, used regularly, whenever we dined at
Rollick Hall, to call across the table to my mother (who therewith
blushed up to her ears) to apologize for the strawberry jelly. It is true
that when, on returning home, my mother adverted to that flattering and
delicate compliment, in a tone that revealed the self-conceit of the
human heart, my father--whether to sober his Kitty's vanity into a proper
and Christian mortification of spirit, or from that strange shrewd ness
which belonged to him--would remark that Mrs. Rollick was of a querulous
nature; that the compliment was meant, not to please my mother, but to
spite the professed cook and housekeeper, to whom the butler would be
sure to repeat the invidious apology.

In settling at the Tower, and assuming the head of its establishment, my
mother was naturally anxious that, poor battered invalid though the Tower
was, it should still put its best leg foremost. Sundry cards, despite the
thinness of the neighborhood, had been left at the door; various
invitations, which my uncle had hitherto declined, had greeted his
occupation of the ancestral ruin, and had become more numerous since the
news of our arrival had gone abroad; so that my mother saw before her a
very suitable field for her hospitable accomplishments,--a reasonable
ground for her ambition that the Tower should hold up its head as became
a Tower that held the head of the family.

But not to wrong thee, O dear mother! as thou sittest there, opposite the
grim Captain, so fair and so neat,--with thine apron as white, and thy
hair as trim and as sheen, and thy morning cap, with its ribbons of blue,
as coquettishly arranged as if thou hadst a fear that the least
negligence on thy part might lose thee the heart of thine Austin,--not to
wrong thee by setting down to frivolous motives alone thy feminine
visions of the social amenities of life, I know that thine heart, in its
provident tenderness, was quite as much interested as ever thy vanities
could be, in the hospitable thoughts on which thou wert intent. For,
first and foremost, it was the wish of thy soul that thine Austin might,
as little as possible, be reminded of the change in his fortunes,--might
miss as little as possible those interruptions to his abstracted
scholarly moods at which, it is true, he used to fret and to pshaw and to
cry Papa! but which nevertheless always did him good, and freshened up
the stream of his thoughts. And, next, it was the conviction of thine
understanding that a little society and boon companionship, and the proud
pleasure of showing his ruins and presiding at the hall of his
forefathers, would take Roland out of those gloomy reveries into which he
still fell at times. And, thirdly, for us young people, ought not Blanche
to find companions in children of her own sex and age? Already in those
large black eyes there was something melancholy and brooding, as there is
in the eyes of all children who live only with their elders. And for
Pisistratus, with his altered prospects, and the one great gnawing memory
at his heart,--which he tried to conceal from himself, but which a mother
(and a mother who had loved) saw at a glance,--what could be better than
such union and interchange with the world around us, small though that
world might be, as woman, sweet binder and blender of all social links,
might artfully effect? So that thou didst not go, like the awful

     "Sopra for vanita che par persona,"--

"over thin shadows that mocked the substance of real forms," but rather
it was the real forms that appeared as shadows, or vanita.

What a digression! Can I never tell my story in a plain, straightforward
way? Certainly I was born under Cancer, and all my movements are
circumlocutory, sideways, and crab-like.


"I think, Roland," said my mother, "that the establishment is
settled,--Bolt, who is equal to three men at least; Primmins, cook and
housekeeper; Molly, a good, stirring girl, and willing (though I've had
some difficulty in persuading her to submit not to be called Anna Maria).
Their wages are but a small item, my clear Roland."

"Hem!" said Roland; "since we can't do with fewer servants at less wages,
I suppose we must call it small."

"It is so," said my mother, with mild positiveness. "And indeed, what
with the game and fish, and the garden and poultry-yard, and your own
mutton, our housekeeping will be next to nothing."

"Hem!" again said the thrifty Roland, with a slight inflection of the
beetle brows. "It may be next to nothing, ma'am,--sister,--just as a
butcher's shop may be next to Northumberland House; but there is a vast
deal between nothing and that next neighbor you have given it."

This speech was so like one of my father's--so naive an imitation of that
subtle reasoner's use of the rhetorical figure called Antanaclasis (or
repetition of the same words in a different sense)--that I laughed and my
mother smiled. But she smiled reverently, not thinking of the
Antanaclasis, as, laying her hand on Roland's arm, she replied in the yet
more formidable figure of speech called Epiphonema (or exclamation),
"Yet, with all your economy, you would have had us--"

"Tut!" cried my uncle, parrying the Epiphonema with a masterly
Aposiopesis (or breaking off); "tut! if you had done what I wished, I
should have had more pleasure for my money!"

My poor mother's rhetorical armory supplied no weapon to meet that artful
Aposiopesis; so she dropped the rhetoric altogether, and went on with
that "unadorned eloquence" natural to her, as to other great financial
reformers: "Well, Roland, but I am a good housewife, I assure you,
and--Don't scold; but that you never do;--I mean, don't look as if you
would like to scold. The fact is, that even after setting aside L100 a
year for our little parties--"

"Little parties!--a hundred a year!" cried the Captain, aghast.

My mother pursued her way remorselessly,--"which we can well afford; and
without counting your half-pay, which you must keep for pocket-money and
your wardrobe and Blanche's,--I calculate that we can allow Pisistratus
L150 a year, which, with the scholarship he is to get, will keep him at
Cambridge" (at that, seeing the scholarship was as yet amidst the
Pleasures of Hope, I shook my head doubtfully), "and," continued my
mother, not heeding that sign of dissent, "we shall still have something
to lay by."

The Captain's face assumed a ludicrous expression of compassion and
horror; he evidently thought my mother's misfortunes had turned her head.

His tormentor continued.

"For," said my mother, with a pretty calculating shake of her head, and a
movement of the right forefinger towards the five fingers of the left
hand, "L370,--the interest of Austin's fortune,--and L50 that we may
reckon for the rent of our house, make L420 a year. Add your L330 a year
from the farm, sheep-walk, and cottages that you let, and the total is
L750. Now, with all we get for nothing for our housekeeping, as I said
before, we can do very well with L500 a year, and indeed make a handsome
figure. So, after allowing Sisty L150, we still have L100 to lay by for

"Stop, stop, stop!" cried the Captain in great agitation; "who told you
that I had L330 a year?"

"Why, Bolt,--don't be angry with him."

"Bolt is a blockhead. From L330 a year take L200, and the remainder is
all my income, besides my half-pay."

My mother opened her eyes, and so did I.

"To that L130 add, if you please, L130 of your own. All that you have
over, my dear sister, is yours or Austin's, or your boy's; but not a
shilling can go to give luxuries to a miserly, battered old soldier. Do
you understand me?"

"No, Roland," said my mother; "I don't understand you at all. Does not
your property bring in L330 a year?"

"Yes, but it has a debt of L200 a year on it," said the Captain, gloomily
and reluctantly.

"Oh, Roland!" cried my mother tenderly, and approaching so near that, had
my father been in the room, I am sure she would have been bold enough to
kiss the stern Captain, though I never saw him look sterner and less
kissable. "Oh, Roland!" cried my mother, concluding that famous
Epiphonema which my uncle's Aposiopesis had before nipped in the bud,
"and yet you would have made us, who are twice as rich, rob you of this
little all!"

"Ah!" said Roland, trying to smile, "but I should have had my own way
then, and starved you shockingly. No talk then of 'little parties' and
such like. But you must not now turn the tables against me, nor bring
your L420 a year as a set-off to my L130."

"Why," said my mother generously, "you forget the money's worth that you
contribute,--all that your grounds supply, and all that we save by it. I
am sure that that's worth a yearly L300 at the least."

"Madam,--sister," said the Captain, "I'm sure you don't want to hurt my
feelings. All I have to say is, that if you add to what I bring an equal
sum,--to keep up the poor old ruin,--it is the utmost that I can allow,
and the rest is not more than Pisistratus can spend."

So saying, the Captain rose, bowed, and before either of us could stop
him, hobbled out of the room.

"Dear me, Sisty!" said my mother, wringing her hands; "I have certainly
displeased him. How could I guess he had so large a debt on the

"Did not he pay his son's debts? Is not that the reason that--"

"Ah!" interrupted my mother, almost crying, "and it was that which
ruffled him; and I not to guess it! What shall I do?"

"Set to work at a new calculation, dear mother, and let him have his own

"But then," said my mother, "your uncle will mope himself to death, and
your father will have no relaxation, while you see that he has lost his
former object in his books. And Blanche--and you too. If we were only to
contribute what dear Roland does, I do not see how, with L260 a year, we
could ever bring our neighbors round us! I wonder what Austin would say!
I have half a mind--No, I'll go and look over the week-books with

My mother went her way sorrowfully, and I was left alone.

Then I looked on the stately old hall, grand in its forlorn decay. And
the dreams I had begun to cherish at my heart swept over me, and hurried
me along, far, far away into the golden land whither Hope beckons youth.
To restore my father's fortunes; re-weave the links of that broken
ambition which had knit his genius with the world; rebuild those fallen
walls; cultivate those barren moors; revive the ancient name; glad the
old soldier's age; and be to both the brothers what Roland had lost,--a
son: these were my dreams; and when I woke from them, to! they had left
behind an intense purpose, a resolute object. Dream, O youth! dream
manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets!


Letter From Pisistratus Caxton TO Albert Trevanion, Esq., M.P.

(The confession of a youth who in the Old World finds himself one too

   My Dear Mr. Trevanion,--I thank you cordially, and so we do all,
   for your reply to my letter informing you of the villanous traps
   through which we have passed,--not indeed with whole skins, but
   still whole in life and limb,--which, considering that the traps
   were three, and the teeth sharp, was more than we could reasonably
   expect. We have taken to the wastes, like wise foxes as we are,
   and I do not think a bait can be found that will again snare the
   fox paternal. As for the fox filial it is different, and I am
   about to prove to you that he is burning to redeem the family
   disgrace. Ah! my dear Mr. Trevanion, if you are busy with "blue-
   books" when this letter reaches you, stop here, and put it aside
   for some rare moment of leisure. I am about to open my heart to
   you, and ask you, who know the world so well, to aid me in an
   escape from those flammantia maenia wherewith I find that world
   begirt and enclosed. For look you, sir, you and my father were
   right when you both agreed that the mere book-life was not meant
   for me. And yet what is not book-life, to a young man who would
   make his way through the ordinary and conventional paths to
   fortune? All the professions are so book-lined, book-hemmed, book-
   choked, that wherever these strong hands of mine stretch towards
   action, they find themselves met by octavo ramparts, flanked with
   quarto crenellations. For first, this college life, opening to
   scholarships, and ending, perchance, as you political economists
   would desire, in Malthusian fellowships,--premiums for celibacy,--
   consider what manner of thing it is!

   Three years, book upon book,--a great Dead Sea before one; three
   years long, and all the apples that grow on the shore full of the
   ashes of pica and primer! Those three years ended, the fellowship,
   it may be, won,--still books, books, if the whole world does not
   close at the college gates. Do I, from scholar, effloresce into
   literary man, author by profession? Books, books! Do I go into
   the law? Books, books! Ars longa, vita brevis, which,
   paraphrased, means that it is slow work before one fags one's way
   to a brief! Do I turn doctor? Why, what but books can kill time
   until, at the age of forty, a lucky chance may permit me to kill
   something else? The Church (for which, indeed, I don't profess to
   be good enough),--that is book-life par excellence, whether,
   inglorious and poor, I wander through long lines of divines and
   Fathers; or, ambitious of bishoprics, I amend the corruptions, not
   of the human heart, but of a Greek text, and through defiles of
   scholiasts and commentators win my way to the See. In short,
   barring the noble profession of arms,--which you know, after all,
   is not precisely the road to fortune,--can you tell me any means by
   which one may escape these eternal books, this mental clockwork and
   corporeal lethargy? Where can this passion for life that runs riot
   through my veins find its vent? Where can these stalwart limbs and
   this broad chest grow of value and worth in this hot-bed of
   cerebral inflammation and dyspeptic intellect? I know what is in
   me; I know I have the qualities that should go with stalwart limbs
   and broad chest. I have some plain common-sense, some promptitude
   and keenness, some pleasure in hardy danger, some fortitude in
   bearing pain,--qualities for which I bless Heaven, for they are
   qualities good and useful in private life. But in the forum of
   men, in the market of fortune, are they not flocci, nauci, nihili?

   In a word, dear sir and friend, in this crowded Old World there is
   not the same room that our bold forefathers found for men to walk
   about and jostle their neighbors. No; they must sit down like boys
   at the form, and work out their tasks, with rounded shoulders and
   aching fingers. There has been a pastoral age, and a hunting age,
   and a fighting age; now we have arrived at the age sedentary. Men
   who sit longest carry all before them,--puny, delicate fellows,
   with hands just strong enough to wield a pen, eyes so bleared by
   the midnight lamp that they see no joy in that buxom sun (which
   draws me forth into the fields, as life draws the living), and
   digestive organs worn and macerated by the relentless flagellation
   of the brain. Certainly, if this is to be the Reign of Mind, it is
   idle to repine, and kick against the pricks; but is it true that
   all these qualities of action that are within me are to go for
   nothing? If I were rich and happy in mind and circumstance, well
   and good; I should shoot, hunt, farm, travel, enjoy life, and snap
   my fingers at ambition. If I were so poor and so humbly bred that
   I could turn gamekeeper or whipper in, as pauper gentlemen
   virtually did of old, well and good too; I should exhaust this
   troublesome vitality of mine by nightly battles with poachers, and
   leaps over double dikes and stone walls. If I were so depressed of
   spirit that I could live without remorse on my father's small
   means, and exclaim, with Claudian, "The earth gives me feasts that
   cost nothing," well and good too; it were a life to suit a
   vegetable, or a very minor poet. But as it is,--here I open
   another leaf of my heart to you! To say that, being poor, I want
   to make a fortune, is to say that I am an Englishman. To attach
   ourselves to a thing positive, belongs to our practical race. Even
   in our dreams, if we build castles in the air, they are not Castles
   of Indolence,--indeed they have very little of the castle about
   them, and look much more like Hoare's Bank, on the east side of
   Temple Bar! I desire, then, to make a fortune. But I differ from
   my countrymen, first, by desiring only what you rich men would call
   but a small fortune; secondly, in wishing that I may not spend my
   whole life in that fortune-making. Just see, now, how I am placed.

   Under ordinary circumstances, I must begin by taking from my father
   a large slice of an income that will ill spare paring. According
   to my calculation, my parents and my uncle want all they have got,
   and the subtraction of the yearly sum on which Pisistratus is to
   live till he can live by his own labors, would be so much taken
   from the decent comforts of his kindred. If I return to Cambridge,
   with all economy, I must thus narrow still more the res angusta
   domi; and when Cambridge is over, and I am turned loose upon the
   world,--failing, as is likely enough, of the support of a
   fellowship,--how many years must I work, or rather, alas! not work,
   at the Bar (which, after all, seems my best calling) before I can
   in my turn provide for those who, till then, rob themselves for me;
   till I have arrived at middle life, and they are old and worn out;
   till the chink of the golden bowl sounds but hollow at the ebbing
   well? I would wish that, if I can make money, those I love best
   may enjoy it while enjoyment is yet left to them; that my father
   shall see "The History of Human Error" complete, bound in russia on
   his shelves; that my mother shall have the innocent pleasures that
   content her, before age steals the light from her happy smile; that
   before Roland's hair is snow-white (alas! the snows there thicken
   fast), he shall lean on my arm while we settle together where the
   ruin shall be repaired or where left to the owls, and where the
   dreary bleak waste around shall laugh with the gleam of corn. For
   you know the nature of this Cumberland soil,--you, who possess much
   of it, and have won so many fair acres from the wild; you know that
   my uncle's land, now (save a single farm) scarce worth a shilling
   an acre, needs but capital to become an estate more lucrative than
   ever his ancestors owned. You know that, for you have applied your
   capital to the same kind of land, and in doing so, what blessings--
   which you scarcely think of in your London library--you have
   effected, what mouths you feed, what hands you employ! I have
   calculated that my uncle's moors, which now scarce maintain two or
   three shepherds, could, manured by money, maintain two hundred
   families by their labor. All this is worth trying for; therefore
   Pisistratus wants to make money. Not so much,--he does not require
   millions; a few spare thousand pounds would go a long way, and with
   a modest capital to begin with, Roland should become a true
   squire,--a real landowner, not the mere lord of a desert. Now
   then, dear sir, advise me how I may, with such qualities as I
   possess, arrive at that capital--ay, and before it is too late--so
   that money-making may not last till my grave.

   Turning in despair from this civilized world of ours, I have cast
   my eyes to a world far older,--and yet more to a world in its giant
   childhood. India here, Australia there,--what say you, sir, you
   who will see dispassionately those things that float before my eyes
   through a golden haze, looming large in the distance? Such is my
   confidence in your judgment that you have but to say, "Fool, give
   up thine El Dorados and stay at home; stick to the books and the
   desk; annihilate that redundance of animal life that is in thee;
   grow a mental machine: thy physical gifts are of no avail to thee;
   take thy place among the slaves of the Lamp,"--and I will obey
   without a murmur. But if I am right; if I have in me attributes
   that here find no market; if my repinings are but the instincts of
   nature that, out of this decrepit civilization, desire vent for
   growth in the young stir of some more rude and vigorous social
   system,--then give me, I pray, that advice which may clothe my idea
   in some practical and tangible embodiments. Have I made myself

   We take no newspaper here, but occasionally one finds its way from
   the parsonage; and I have lately rejoiced at a paragraph that spoke
   of your speedy entrance into the Administration as a thing certain.
   I write to you before you are a minister, and you see what I seek
   is not in the way of official patronage. A niche in an office,--
   oh, to me that were worse than all! Yet I did labor hard with you,
   but,--that was different. I write to you thus frankly, knowing
   your warm, noble heart, and as if you were my father. Allow me to
   add my humble but earnest congratulations on Miss Trevanion's
   approaching marriage with one worthy, if not of her, at least of
   her station. I do so as becomes one whom you have allowed to
   retain the right to pray for the happiness of you and yours. My
   dear Mr. Trevanion, this is a long letter, and I dare not even read
   it over, lest, if I do, I should not send it. Take it with all its
   faults, and judge of it with that kindness with which you have
   judged ever,

        Your grateful and devoted servant,

        Pisistratus Caxton.

Letter From Albert Trevanion, Esq., M. P., To Pisistratus Caxton.

   Library of the House of Commons, Tuesday Night.

   My Dear Pisistratus, ------- is up; we are in for it for two mortal
   hours! I take flight to the library, and devote those hours to
   you. Don't be conceited, but that picture of yourself which you
   have placed before me has struck me with all the force of an
   original. The state of mind which you describe so vividly must be
   a very common one in our era of civilization, yet I have never
   before seen it made so prominent and life-like. You have been in
   my thoughts all day. Yes, how many young men must there be like
   you, in this Old World, able, intelligent, active, and persevering
   enough, yet not adapted for success in any of our conventional
   professions,--"mute, inglorious Raleighs." Your letter, young
   artist, is an illustration of the philosophy of colonizing. I
   comprehend better, after reading it, the old Greek colonization,--
   the sending out, not only the paupers, the refuse of an over-
   populated state, but a large proportion of a better class, fellows
   full of pith and sap and exuberant vitality, like yourself,
   blending, in those wise cleruchioe, a certain portion of the
   aristocratic with the more democratic element; not turning a rabble
   loose upon a new soil, but planting in the foreign allotments all
   the rudiments of a harmonious state, analogous to that in the
   mother country; not only getting rid of hungry, craving mouths, but
   furnishing vent for a waste surplus of intelligence and courage,
   which at home is really not needed, and more often comes to ill
   than to good,--here only menaces our artificial embankments, but
   there, carried off in an aqueduct, might give life to a desert.

   For my part, in my ideal of colonization I should like that each
   exportation of human beings had, as of old, its leaders and
   chiefs,--not so appointed from the mere quality of rank (often,
   indeed, taken from the humbler classes), but still men to whom a
   certain degree of education should give promptitude, quickness,
   adaptability; men in whom their followers can confide. The Greeks
   understood that. Nay, as the colony makes progress, as its
   principal town rises into the dignity of a capital,--a polls that
   needs a polity,--I sometimes think it might be wise to go still
   further, and not only transplant to it a high standard of
   civilization, but draw it more closely into connection with the
   parent state, and render the passage of spare intellect, education,
   and civility, to and fro, more facile, by drafting off thither the
   spare scions of royalty itself. I know that many of my more
   "liberal" friends would pooh-pooh this notion; but I am sure that
   the colony altogether, when arrived to a state that would bear the
   importation, would thrive all the better for it. And when the day
   shall come (as to all healthful colonies it must come sooner or
   later) in which the settlement has grown an independent state, we
   may thereby have laid the seeds of a constitution and a
   civilization similar to our own, with self-developed forms of
   monarchy and aristocracy, though of a simpler growth than old
   societies accept, and not left a strange, motley chaos of
   struggling democracy,-an uncouth, livid giant, at which the
   Frankenstein may well tremble, not because it is a giant, but
   because it is a giant half completed. (1) Depend on it, the New
   World will be friendly or hostile to the Old, not in proportion to
   the kinship of race, but in proportion to the similarity of manners
   and institutions,--a mighty truth to which we colonizers have been

   Passing from these more distant speculations to this positive
   present before us, you see already, from what I have said, that I
   sympathize with your aspirations; that I construe them as you would
   have me: looking to your nature and to your objects, I give you my
   advice in a word,--Emigrate!

   My advice is, however, founded on one hypothesis; namely, that you
   are perfectly sincere,--you will be contented with a rough life,
   and with a moderate fortune at the end of your probation. Don't
   dream of emigrating if you want to make a million, or the tenth of
   a million. Don't dream of emigrating unless you can enjoy its
   hardships,--to bear them is not enough!

   Australia is the land for you, as you seem to surmise. Australia
   is the land for two classes of emigrants: first, the man who has
   nothing but his wits, and plenty of them; secondly, the man who has
   a small capital, and who is contented to spend ten years in
   trebling it. I assume that you belong to the latter class. Take
   out L3,000, and before you are thirty years old you may return with
   L10,000 or L12,000. If that satisfies you, think seriously of
   Australia. By coach, tomorrow, I will send you down all the best
   books and reports on the subject; and I will get you what detailed
   information I can from the Colonial Office. Having read these, and
   thought over them dispassionately, spend some months yet among the
   sheep-walks of Cumberland; learn all you can from all the shepherds
   you can find,--from Thyrsis to Menalcas. Do more,--fit yourself in
   every way for a life in the Bush, where the philosophy of the
   division of labor is not yet arrived at. Learn to turn your hand
   to everything. Be something of a smith, something of a carpenter,
   --do the best you can with the fewest tools; make yourself an
   excellent shot; break in all the wild horses and ponies you can
   borrow and beg. Even if you want to do none of these things when
   in your settlement, the having learned to do them will fit you for
   many other things not now foreseen. De-fine-gentlemanize yourself
   from the crown of your head to the sole of your foot, and become
   the greater aristocrat for so doing; for he is more than an
   aristocrat, he is a king, who suffices in all things for himself,--
   who is his own master, because he wants no valetaille. I think
   Seneca has expressed that thought before me; and I would quote the
   passage, but the book, I fear, is not in the library of the House
   of Commons. But now (cheers, by Jove! I suppose ---- is down. Ah!
   it is so; and C--- is up, and that cheer followed a sharp hit at me.
   How I wish I were your age, and going to Australia with you!)--But
   now--to resume my suspended period--but now to the important
   point,--capital. You must take that, unless you go as a shepherd,
   and then good-by to the idea of L10,000 in ten years. So, you see,
   it appears at the first blush that you must still come to your
   father; but, you will say, with this difference, that you borrow
   the capital with every chance of repaying it instead of frittering
   away the income year after year till you are eight and thirty or
   forty at least. Still, Pisistratus, you don't, in this, gain your
   object at a leap; and my dear old friend ought not to lose his son
   and his money too. You say you write to me as to your own father.
   You know I hate, professions; and if you did not mean what you say,
   you have offended me mortally. As a father, then, I take a
   father's rights, and speak plainly. A friend of mine, Mr. Bolding,
   a clergyman, has a son,--a wild fellow, who is likely to get into
   all sorts of scrapes in England, but with plenty of good in him
   notwithstanding, frank, bold, not wanting in talent, but rather in
   prudence, easily tempted and led away into extravagance. He would
   make a capital colonist (no such temptations in the Bush!) if tied
   to a youth like you. Now I propose, with your leave, that his
   father shall advance him L1,500, which shall not, however, be
   placed in his hands, but in yours, as head partner in the firm.
   You, on your side, shall advance the same sum of L1,500, which you
   shall borrow from me for three years without interest. At the end
   of that time interest shall commence; and the capital, with the
   interest on the said first three years, shall be repaid to me, or
   my executors, on your return. After you have been a year or two in
   the Bush, and felt your way, and learned your business, you may
   then safely borrow L1,500 more from your father; and, in the mean
   while, you and your partner will have had together the full sum of
   L3,000 to commence with. You see in this proposal I make you no
   gift, and I run no risk even by your death. If you die insolvent,
   I will promise to come on your father, poor fellow; for small joy
   and small care will he have then in what may be left of his
   fortune. There--I have said all; and I will never forgive you if
   you reject an aid that will serve you so much and cost me so

   I accept your congratulations on Fanny's engagement with Lord
   Castleton. When you return from Australia you will still be a
   young man, she (though about your own years) almost a middle-aged
   woman, with her head full of pomps and vanities. All girls have a
   short period of girlhood in common; but when they enter womanhood,
   the woman becomes the woman of her class. As for me, and the
   office assigned to me by report, you know what I said when we
   parted, and--But here J---- comes, and tells me that "I am expected
   to speak, and answer N----, who is just up, brimful of malice,"--the
   House crowded, and hungering for personalities. So I, the man of
   the Old World, gird up my loins, and leave you, with a sigh, to the
   fresh youth of the New

     "Ne tibi sit duros acuisse in prcelia dentes."

   Yours affectionately,

   Albert Trevanion.


So, reader, thou art now at the secret of my heart.

Wonder not that I, a bookman's son, and at certain periods of my life a
bookman myself, though of lowly grade in that venerable class,--wonder
not that I should thus, in that transition stage between youth and
manhood, have turned impatiently from books. Most students, at one time
or other in their existence, have felt the imperious demand of that
restless principle in man's nature which calls upon each son of Adam to
contribute his share to the vast treasury of human deeds. And though
great scholars are not necessarily, nor usually, men of action, yet the
men of action whom History presents to our survey have rarely been
without a certain degree of scholarly nurture. For the ideas which books
quicken, books cannot always satisfy. And though the royal pupil of
Aristotle slept with Homer under his pillow, it was not that he might
dream of composing epics, but of conquering new Ilions in the East. Many
a man, how little soever resembling Alexander, may still have the
conqueror's aim in an object that action only can achieve, and the book
under his pillow may be the strongest antidote to his repose. And how the
stern Destinies that shall govern the man weave their first delicate
tissues amidst the earliest associations of the child! Those idle tales
with which the old credulous nurse had beguiled my infancy,--tales of
wonder, knight-errantry, and adventure,--had left behind them seeds long
latent, seeds that might never have sprung up above the soil, but that my
boyhood was so early put under the burning-glass, and in the quick
forcing house, of the London world. There, even amidst books and study,
lively observation and petulant ambition broke forth from the lush
foliage of romance,--that fruitless leafiness of poetic youth! And there
passion, which is a revolution in all the elements of individual man, had
called anew state of being, turbulent and eager, out of the old habits
and conventional forms it had buried,--ashes that speak where the fire
has been. Far from me, as from any mind of some manliness, be the attempt
to create interest by dwelling at length on the struggles against a rash
and misplaced attachment, which it was my duty to overcome; but all such
love, as I have before implied, is a terrible unsettler,--

   "Where once such fairies dance, no grass doth ever grow."

To re-enter boyhood, go with meek docility through its disciplined
routine--how hard had I found that return, amidst the cloistered monotony
of college! My love for my father, and my submission to his wish, had
indeed given some animation to objects otherwise distasteful; but now
that my return to the University must be attended with positive privation
to those at home, the idea became utterly hateful and repugnant. Under
pretence that I found myself, on trial, not yet sufficiently prepared to
do credit to my father's name, I had easily obtained leave to lose the
ensuing college term and pursue my studies at home. This gave me time to
prepare my plans and bring round ----. How shall I ever bring round to my
adventurous views those whom I propose to desert? Hard it is to get on in
the world,--very hard; but the most painful step in the way is that which
starts from the threshold of a beloved home.

How--ah, how indeed! "No, Blanche, you cannot join me to-day; I am going
out for many hours. So it will be late before I can be home."

Home,--the word chokes me! Juba slinks back to his young mistress,
disconsolate; Blanche gazes at me ruefully from our favorite hill-top,
and the flowers she has been gathering fall unheeded from her basket. I
hear my mother's voice singing low as she sits at work by her open
casement. How,--ah, how indeed!




Saint Chrysostom, in his work on "The Priesthood," defends deceit, if for
a good purpose, by many Scriptural examples; ends his first book by
asserting that it is often necessary, and that much benefit may arise
from it; and begins his second book by saying that it ought not to be
called "deceit," but "good management." (1)

"Good management," then, let me call the innocent arts by which I now
sought to insinuate my project into favor and assent with my unsuspecting
family. At first I began with Roland. I easily induced him to read some
of the books, full of the charm of Australian life, which Trevanion had
sent me; and so happily did those descriptions suit his own erratic
tastes, and the free, half-savage man that lay rough and large within
that soldierly nature, that he himself, as it were, seemed to suggest my
own ardent desire, sighed, as the careworn Trevanion had done, that "he
was not my age," and blew the flame that consumed me, with his own
willing breath. So that when at last--wandering one day over the wild
moors--I said, knowing his hatred of law and lawyers: "Alas, uncle, that
nothing should be left for me but the Bar!" Captain Roland struck his
cane into the peat and exclaimed, "Zounds, sir! the Bar and lying, with
truth and a world fresh from God before you!"

"Your hand, uncle,--we understand each other. Now help me with those two
quiet hearts at home!"

"Plague on my tongue! what have I done?" said the Captain, looking
aghast. Then, after musing a little time, he turned his dark eye on me
and growled out, "I suspect, young sir, you have been laying a trap for
me; and I have fallen into it, like an old fool as I am."

"Oh, sir, I? you prefer the Bar!--"


"Or, indeed, I might perhaps get a clerkship in a merchant's office?"

"If you do, I will scratch you out of the pedigree!"

"Huzza, then, for Australasia!"

"Well, well, well!" said my uncle,--

   "With a smile on his lip, and a tear in his eye,"--

"the old sea-king's blood will force its way,--a soldier or a rover,
there is no other choice for you. We shall mourn and miss you; but who
can chain the young eagles to the eyrie?"

I had a harder task with my father, who at first seemed to listen to me
as if I had been talking of an excursion to the moon. But I threw in a
dexterous dose of the old Greek Cleruchioe cited by Trevanion, which set
him off full trot on his hobby, till after a short excursion to Euboea
and the Chersonese, he was fairly lost amidst the Ionian colonies of Asia
Minor. I then gradually and artfully decoyed him into his favorite
science of Ethnology; and while he was speculating on the origin of the
American savages, and considering the rival claims of Cimmerians,
Israelites, and Scandinavians, I said quietly: "And you, sir, who think
that all human improvement depends on the mixture of races; you, whose
whole theory is an absolute sermon upon emigration, and the transplanting
and interpolity of our species,--you, sir, should be the last man to
chain your son, your elder son, to the soil, while your younger is the
very missionary of rovers."

"Pisistratus," said my father, "you reason by synecdoche,--ornamental,
but illogical;" and therewith, resolved to hear no more, my father rose
and retreated into his study.

But his observation, now quickened, began from that day to follow my
moods and humors; then he himself grew silent and thoughtful, and finally
he took to long conferences with Roland. The result was that one evening
in spring, as I lay listless amidst the weeds and fern that sprang up
through the melancholy ruins, I felt a hand on my shoulder; and my
father, seating himself beside me on a fragment of stone, said earnestly;
"Pisistratus, let us talk. I had hoped better things from your study of
Robert Hall."

"Nay, dear father, the medicine did me great good: I have not repined
since, and I look steadfastly and cheerfully on life. But Robert Hall
fulfilled his mission, and I would fulfil mine."

"Is there no mission in thy native land, O planeticose and exallotriote
spirit?" (2) asked my father, with compassionate rebuke.

"Alas, yes! But what the impulse of genius is to the great, the instinct
of vocation is to the mediocre. In every man there is a magnet; in that
thing which the man can do best there is a loadstone."

"Papoe!" said my father, opening his eyes; "and are no loadstones to be
found for you nearer than the Great Australasian Bight?"

"Ah,--sir, if you resort to irony I can say no more!" My father looked
down on me tenderly as I hung my head, moody and abashed.

"Son," said he, "do you think that there is any real jest at my heart
when the matter discussed is whether you are to put wide seas and long
years between us?" I pressed nearer to his side, and made no answer.

"But I have noted you of late," continued my father, "and I have observed
that your old studies are grown distasteful to you; and I have talked
with Roland, and I see that your desire is deeper than a boy's mere whim.
And then I have asked myself what prospect I can hold out at home to
induce you to be contented here, and I see none; and therefore I should
say to you, 'Go thy ways, and God shield thee,'--but, Pisistratus, your

"Ah, sir, that is indeed the question; and there indeed I shrink! But,
after all, whatever I were,--whether toiling at the Bar or in some public
office,--I should be still so much from home and her. And then you, sir,
she loves you so entirely that--"

"No," interrupted my father; "you can advance no arguments like these to
touch a mother's heart. There is but one argument that comes home there:
is it for your good to leave her? If so, there will be no need of further
words. But let us not decide that question hastily; let you and I be
together the next two months. Bring your books and sit with me; when you
want to go out, tap me on the shoulder, and say 'Come.' At the end of
those two months I will say to you 'Go' or 'Stay.' And you will trust me;
and if I say the last, you will submit?"

"Oh yes, sir, yes!"

(1) Hohler's translation.

(2) Words coined by Mr. Caxton from (Greek word), "disposed to roaming,"
and (Greek word), "to export, to alienate."


This compact made, my father roused himself from all his studies, devoted
his whole thoughts to me, sought with all his gentle wisdom to wean me
imperceptibly from my one fixed, tyrannical idea, ranged through his wide
pharmacy of books for such medicaments as might alter the system of my
thoughts. And little thought he that his very tenderness and wisdom
worked against him, for at each new instance of either my heart called
aloud, "Is it not that thy tenderness may be repaid, and thy wisdom be
known abroad, that I go from thee into the strange land, O my father?"

And the two months expired, and my father saw that the magnet had turned
unalterably to the loadstone in the Great Australasian Bight; and he said
to me, "Go, and comfort your mother. I have told her your wish, and
authorized it by my consent, for I believe now that it is for your good."

I found my mother in the little room she had appropriated to herself next
my father's study. And in that room there was a pathos which I have no
words to express; for my mother's meek, gentle, womanly soul spoke there,
so that it was the Home of Home. The care with which she had transplanted
from the brick house, and lovingly arranged, all the humble memorials of
old times dear to her affections,--the black silhouette of my father's
profile cut in paper, in the full pomp of academics, cap and gown (how
had he ever consented to sit for it?), framed and glazed in the place of
honor over the little hearth; and boyish sketches of mine at the Hellenic
Institute, first essays in sepia and Indian ink, to animate the walls,
and bring her back, when she sat there in the twilight, musing alone, to
sunny hours, when Sisty and the young mother threw daisies at each other;
and covered with a great glass: shade, and dusted each day with her own
hand, the flower-pot Sisty had bought with the proceeds of the domino-box
on that memorable occasion on which he had learned "how bad deeds are
repaired with good." There, in one corner, stood the little cottage piano
which I remembered all my life,--old-fashioned, and with the jingling
voice of approaching decrepitude, but still associated with such melodies
as, after childhood, we hear never more! And in the modest hanging
shelves, which looked so gay with ribbons and tassels and silken cords,
my mother's own library, saying more to the heart than all the cold wise
poets whose souls my father invoked in his grand Heraclea. The Bible over
which, with eyes yet untaught to read, I had hung in vague awe and love
as it lay open on my mother's lap, while her sweet voice, then only
serious, was made the oracle of its truths. And my first lesson-books
were there, all hoarded. And bound in blue and gold, but elaborately
papered up, Cowper's Poems,--a gift from my father in the days of
courtship: sacred treasure; which not even I had the privilege to touch,
and which my mother took out only in the great crosses and trials of
conjugal life, whenever some words less kind than usual had dropped
unawares from her scholar's absent lips. Ah! all these poor household
gods, all seemed to look on me with mild anger; and from all came a voice
to my soul, "Cruel, dost thou forsake us?" And amongst them sat my
mother, desolate as Rachel, and weeping silently.

"Mother! mother!" I cried, falling on her neck, "forgive me,--it is past;
I cannot leave you!"


"No, no! it is for your good,--Austin says so. Go,--it is but the first

Then to my mother I opened the sluices of that deep I had concealed from
scholar and soldier. To her I poured all the wild, restless thoughts
which wandered through the ruins of love destroyed; to her I confessed
what to myself I had scarcely before avowed. And when the picture of
that, the darker, side of my mind was shown, it was with a prouder face
and less broken voice that I spoke of the manlier hopes and nobler aims
that gleamed across the wrecks and the desert and showed me my escape.

"Did you not once say, mother, that you had felt it like a remorse that
my father's genius passed so noiselessly away,--half accusing the
happiness you gave him for the death of his ambition in the content of
his mind? Did you not feel a new object in life when the ambition revived
at last, and you thought you heard the applause of the world murmuring
round your scholar's cell? Did you not share in the day dreams your
brother conjured up, and exclaim, 'If my brother could be the means of
raising him in the world!' And when you thought we had found the way to
fame and fortune, did you not sob out from your full heart, 'And it is my
brother who will pay back to his son all--all he gave up for me'?"

"I cannot bear this, Sisty! Cease, cease!"

"No; for do you not yet understand me? Will it not be better still if
your son--yours--restore to your Austin all that he lost, no matter how?
If through your son, mother, you do indeed make the world hear of your
husband's genius, restore the spring to his mind, the glory to his
pursuits; if you rebuild even that vaunted ancestral name which is glory
to our poor sonless Roland; if your son can restore the decay of
generations, and reconstruct from the dust the whole house into which you
have entered, its meek, presiding angel,--all, mother! if this can be
done, it will be your work; for unless you can share my ambition, unless
you can dry those eyes, and smile in my face, and bid me go, with a
cheerful voice, all my courage melts from my heart, and again I say, I
cannot leave you!"

Then my mother folded her arms round me, and we both wept, and could not
speak; but we were both happy.


Now the worst was over, and my mother was the most heroic of us all. So I
began to prepare myself in good earnest, and I followed Trevanion's
instructions with a perseverance which I could never, at that young day,
have thrown into the dead life of books. I was in a good school, amongst
our Cumberland sheep-walks, to learn those simple elements of rural art
which belong to the pastoral state. Mr. Sidney, in his admirable
"Australian Hand-Book," recommends young gentlemen who think of becoming
settlers in the Bush to bivouac for three months on Salisbury Plain. That
book was not then written, or I might have taken the advice; meanwhile I
think, with due respect to such authority, that I went through a
preparatory training quite as useful in seasoning the future emigrant. I
associated readily with the kindly peasants and craftsmen, who became my
teachers. With what pride I presented my father with a desk, and my
mother with a work-box, fashioned by my own hands! I made Bolt a lock for
his plate-chest, and (that last was my magnum opus, my great masterpiece)
I repaired and absolutely set going an old turret-clock in the tower that
had stood at 2 p.m. since the memory of man. I loved to think, each time
the hour sounded, that those who heard its deep chime would remember me.
But the flocks were my main care. The sheep that I tended and helped to
shear, and the lamb that I hooked out of the great marsh, and the three
venerable ewes that I nursed through a mysterious sort of murrain which
puzzled all the neighborhood,--are they not written in thy loving
chronicles, O House of Caxton?

And now, since much of the success of my experiment must depend on the
friendly terms I could establish with my intended partner, I wrote to
Trevanion, begging him to get the young gentleman who was to join me, and
whose capital I was to administer, to come and visit us. Trevanion
complied; and there arrived a tall fellow, somewhat more than six feet
high, answering to the name of Guy Bolding, in a cut-away sporting-coat,
with a dog whistle tied to the button-hole, drab shorts and gaiters, and
a waistcoat with all manner of strange furtive pockets. Guy Bolding had
lived a year and a half at Oxford as a "fast man,"--so "fast" had he
lived that there was scarcely a tradesman at Oxford into whose books he
had not contrived to run.

His father was compelled to withdraw him from the University, at which he
had already had the honor of being plucked for "the little-go;" and the
young gentleman, on being asked for what profession he was fit, had
replied, with conscious pride, that he could "tool a coach!" In despair,
the sire, who owed his living to Trevanion, had asked the states man's
advice; and the advice had fixed me with a partner in expatriation.

My first feeling in greeting the "fast" man was certainly that of deep
disappointment and strong repugnance. But I was determined not to be too
fastidious; and, having a lucky knack of suiting myself pretty well to
all tempers (without which a man had better not think of loadstones in
the Great Australasian Bight), I contrived before the first week was out
to establish so many points of connection between us that we became the
best friends in the world. Indeed, it would have been my fault if we had
not; for Guy Bolding, with all his faults, was one of those excellent
creatures who are nobody's enemies but their own. His good-humor was
inexhaustible. Not a hardship or privation came amiss to him. He had a
phrase, "Such fun!" that always rushed laughingly to his lips when
another man would have cursed and groaned. If we lost our way in the
great trackless moors, missed our dinner, and were half-famished, Guy
rubbed hands that would have felled an ox, and chuckled out, "Such fun!"
If we stuck in a bog, if we were caught in a thunder-storm, if we were
pitched head-over-heels by the wild colts we undertook to break in, Guy
Bolding's sole elegy was "Such fun!" That grand shibboleth of philosophy
only forsook him at the sight of an open book. I don't think that at that
time he could have found "fun" even in Don Quixote. This hilarious
temperament had no insensibility; a kinder heart never beat,--but, to be
sure, it beat to a strange, restless, tarantula sort of measure, which
kept it in a perpetual dance. It made him one of those officiously good
fellows who are never quiet themselves, and never let any one else be
quiet if they can help it. But Guy's great fault, in this prudent world,
was his absolute incontinence of money. If you had turned a Euphrates of
gold into his pockets at morning, it would have been as dry as the Great
Sahara by twelve at noon. What he did with the money was a mystery as
much to himself as to every one else. His father said, in a letter to me,
that "he had seen him shying at sparrows with half-crowns!" That such a
young man could come to no good in England, seemed perfectly clear.

Still, it is recorded of many great men, who did not end their days in a
workhouse, that they were equally non-retentive of money. Schiller, when
he had nothing else to give away, gave the clothes from his back, and
Goldsmith the blankets from his bed. Tender hands found it necessary to
pick Beethoven's pockets at home before he walked out. Great heroes, who
have made no scruple of robbing the whole world, have been just as lavish
as poor poets and musicians. Alexander, in parcelling out his spoils,
left himself "hope"! And as for Julius Caesar, he was two millions in
debt when he shied his last half-crown at the sparrows in Gaul.
Encouraged by these illustrious examples, I had hopes of Guy Bolding; and
the more as he was so aware of his own infirmity that he was perfectly
contented with the arrangement which made me treasurer of his capital,
and even besought me, on no account, let him beg ever so hard, to permit
his own money to come in his own way. In fact, I contrived to gain a
great ascendency over his simple, generous, thoughtless nature; and by
artful appeals to his affections,--to all he owed to his father for many
bootless sacrifices, and to the duty of providing a little dower for his
infant sister, whose meditated portion had half gone to pay his college
debts,--I at last succeeded in fixing into his mind an object to save

Three other companions did I select for our Cleruchia. The first was the
son of our old shepherd, who had lately married, but was not yet
encumbered with children,--a good shepherd, and an intelligent, steady
fellow. The second was a very different character. He had been the dread
of the whole squirearchy. A more bold and dexterous poacher did not
exist. Now my acquaintance with this latter person, named Will Peterson,
and more popularly "Will o' the Wisp," had commenced thus: Bolt had
managed to rear, in a small copse about a mile from the house,--and which
was the only bit of ground in my uncle's domains that might by courtesy
be called "a wood,"--a young colony of pheasants, that he dignified by
the title of a "preserve." This colony was audaciously despoiled and
grievously depopulated, in spite of two watchers, who, with Bolt, guarded
for seven nights successively the slumbers of the infant settlement. So
insolent was the assault that bang, bang! went the felonious
gun,--behind, before, within but a few yards of the sentinels,--and the
gunner was off and the prey seized, before they could rush to the spot.
The boldness and skill of the enemy soon proclaimed him, to the
experienced watchers, to be Will o' the Wisp; and so great was their
dread of this fellow's strength and courage, and so complete their
despair of being a match for his swiftness and cunning, that after the
seventh night the watchers refused to go out any longer; and poor Bolt
himself was confined to his bed by an attack of what a doctor would have
called rheumatism, and a moralist, rage. My indignation and sympathy were
greatly excited by this mortifying failure, and my interest romantically
aroused by the anecdotes I had heard of Will o' the Wisp; accordingly,
armed with a thick bludgeon, I stole out at night, and took my way to the
copse. The leaves were not off the trees, and how the poacher contrived
to see his victims I know not; but five shots did he fire, and not in
vain, without allowing me to catch a glimpse of him. I then retreated to
the outskirt of the copse, and waited patiently by an angle which
commanded two sides of the wood. Just as the dawn began to peep, I saw my
roan emerge within twenty yards of me. I held my breath, suffered him to
get a few steps from the wood, crept on so as to intercept his retreat,
and then pounce--such a bound! My hand was on his shoulder,--prr, prr; no
eel was ever more lubricate. He slid from me like a thing immaterial, and
was off over the moors with a swiftness which might well have baffled any
clodhopper,--a race whose calves are generally absorbed in the soles of
their hobnail shoes. But the Hellenic Institute, with its classical
gymnasia, had trained its pupils in all bodily exercises; and though the
Will o' the Wisp was swift for a clodhopper, he was no match at running
for any youth who has spent his boyhood in the discipline of cricket,
prisoner's bar, and hunt-the-hare. I reached him at length, and brought
him to bay.

"Stand back!" said he, panting, and taking aim with his gun: "it is

"Yes," said I; "but though you're a brave poacher, you dare not fire at
your fellow-man. Give up the gun this instant."

My address took him by surprise; he did not fire. I struck up the barrel,
and closed on him. We grappled pretty tightly, and in the wrestle the gun
went off. The man loosened his hold. "Lord ha' mercy! I have not hurt
you?" he said falteringly.

"My good fellow,--no," said I; "and now let us throw aside gun and
bludgeon, and fight it out like Englishmen, or else let us sit down and
talk it over like friends."

The Will o' the Wisp scratched its head and laughed.

"Well, you're a queer one!" quoth it. And the poacher dropped the gun and
sat down.

We did talk it over, and I obtained Peterson's promise to respect the
preserve henceforth; and we thereon grew so cordial that he walked home
with me, and even presented me, shyly and apologetically, with the five
pheasants he had shot. From that time I sought him out. He was a young
fellow not four and twenty, who had taken to poaching from the wild sport
of the thing, and from some confused notions that he had a license from
Nature to poach. I soon found out that he was meant for better things
than to spend six months of the twelve in prison, and finish his life on
the gallows after killing a gamekeeper. That seemed to me his most
probable destiny in the Old World, so I talked him into a burning desire
for the New one; and a most valuable aid in the Bush he proved too.

My third selection was in a personage who could bring little physical
strength to help us, but who had more mind (though with a wrong twist in
it) than both the others put together.

A worthy couple in the village had a son, who, being slight and puny,
compared to the Cumberland breed, was shouldered out of the market of
agricultural labor, and went off, yet a boy, to a manufacturing town. Now
about the age of thirty, this mechanic, disabled for his work by a long
illness, came home to recover; and in a short time we heard of nothing
but the pestilential doctrines with which he was either shocking or
infecting our primitive villagers. According to report, Corcyra itself
never engendered a democrat more awful. The poor man was really very ill,
and his parents very poor; but his unfortunate doctrines dried up all the
streams of charity that usually flowed through our kindly hamlet. The
clergyman (an excellent man, but of the old school) walked by the house
as if it were tabooed. The apothecary said, "Miles Square ought to have
wine;" but he did not send him any. The farmers held his name in
execration, for he had incited all their laborers to strike for another
shilling a week. And but for the old Tower, Miles Square would soon have
found his way to the only republic in which he could obtain that
democratic fraternization for which he sighed; the grave being, I
suspect, the sole commonwealth which attains that dead flat of social
equality that life in its every principle so heartily abhors.

My uncle went to see Miles Square, and came back the color of purple.
Miles Square had preached him a long sermon on the unholiness of war.
"Even in defence of your king and country!" had roared the Captain; and
Miles Square had replied with a remark upon kings in general that the
Captain could not have repeated without expecting to see the old Tower
fall about his ears, and with an observation about the country in
particular, to the effect that "the country would be much better off if
it were conquered!" On hearing the report of these loyal and patriotic
replies, my father said "Papoe!" and roused out of his usual
philosophical indifference, went himself to visit Miles Square. My father
returned as pale as my uncle had been purple. "And to think," said he
mournfully, "that in the town whence this man comes there are, he tells
me, ten thousand other of God's creatures who speed the work of
civilization while execrating its laws!"

But neither father nor uncle made any opposition when, with a basket
laden with wine and arrowroot, and a neat little Bible bound in brown, my
mother took her way to the excommunicated cottage. Her visit was as
signal a failure as those that preceded it. Miles Square refused the
basket,--"he was not going to accept alms and eat the bread of charity;"
and on my mother meekly suggesting that "if Mr. Miles Square would
condescend to look into the Bible, he would see that even charity was no
sin in giver or recipient," Mr. Miles Square had undertaken to prove
"that, according to the Bible, he had as much a right to my mother's
property as she had; that all things should be in common; and when all
things were in common, what became of charity? No, he could not eat my
uncle's arrowroot and drink his wine while my uncle was improperly
withholding from him and his fellow-creatures so many unprofitable acres:
the land belonged to the people." It was now the turn of Pisistratus to
go. He went once, and he went often. Miles Square and Pisistratus
wrangled and argued, argued and wrangled, and ended by taking a fancy to
each other; for this poor Miles Square was not half so bad as his
doctrines. His errors arose from intense sympathy with the sufferings he
had witnessed amidst the misery which accompanies the reign of
millocratism, and from the vague aspirations of a half-taught,
impassioned, earnest nature. By degrees I persuaded him to drink the wine
and eat the arrowroot en attendant that millennium which was to restore
the land to the people. And then my mother came again and softened his
heart, and for the first time in his life let into its cold crotchets the
warm light of human gratitude. I lent him some books, amongst others a
few volumes on Australia. A passage in one of the latter, in which it was
said "that an intelligent mechanic usually made his way in the colony,
even as a shepherd, better than a dull agricultural laborer," caught hold
of his fancy and seduced his aspirations into a healthful direction.
Finally, as he recovered, he entreated me to let him accompany me. And as
I may not have to return to Miles Square, I think it right here to state
that he did go with me to Australia, and did succeed, first as a
shepherd, next as a superintendent, and finally, on saving money, as a
landowner; and that in spite of his opinions of the unholiness of war, he
was no sooner in possession of a comfortable log homestead than he
defended it with uncommon gallantry against an attack of the aborigines,
whose right to the soil was, to say the least of it, as good as his claim
to my uncle's acres; that he commemorated his subsequent acquisition of a
fresh allotment, with the stock on it, by a little pamphlet, published at
Sydney, on the "Sanctity of the Rights of Property;" and that when I left
the colony, having been much pestered by two refractory "helps" that he
had added to his establishment, he had just distinguished himself by a
very anti-levelling lecture upon the duties of servants to their
employers. What would the Old World have done for this man?


I had not been in haste to conclude my arrangements, for, independently
of my wish to render myself acquainted with the small useful crafts that
might be necessary to me in a life that makes the individual man a state
in himself, I naturally desired to habituate my kindred to the idea of
our separation, and to plan and provide for them all such substitutes or
distractions, in compensation for my loss, as my fertile imagination
could suggest. At first, for the sake of Blanche, Roland, and my mother,
I talked the Captain into reluctant sanction of his sister-in-law's
proposal to unite their incomes and share alike, without considering
which party brought the larger proportion into the firm. I represented to
him that unless he made that sacrifice of his pride, my mother would be
wholly without those little notable uses and objects, those small
household pleasures, so dear to woman; that all society in the
neighborhood would be impossible, and that my mother's time would hang so
heavily on her hands that her only resource would be to muse on the
absent one and fret. Nay, if he persisted in so false a pride, I told
him, fairly, that I should urge my father to leave the Tower. These
representations succeeded; and hospitality had commenced in the old hall,
and a knot of gossips had centred round my mother, groups of laughing
children had relaxed the still brow of Blanche, and the Captain himself
was a more cheerful and social man. My next point was to engage my father
in the completion of the Great Book. "Ah! sir," said I, "give me an
inducement to toil,--a reward for my industry. Let me think, in each
tempting pleasure, each costly vice,--No, no; I will save for the Great
Book! And the memory of the father shall still keep the son from error.
Ah, look you, sir! Mr. Trevanion offered me the loan of L1,500 necessary
to commence with; but you generously and at once said 'No; you must not
begin life under the load of debt.' And I knew you were right and
yielded,--yielded the more gratefully that I could not but forfeit
something of the just pride of manhood in incurring such an obligation to
the father of--Miss Trevanion. Therefore I have taken that sum from
you,--a sum that would almost have sufficed to establish your younger and
worthier child in the world forever. To that child let me repay it,
otherwise I will not take it. Let me hold it as a trust for the Great
Book; and promise me that the Great Book shall be ready when your
wanderer returns and accounts for the missing talent."

And my father pished a little, and rubbed off the dew that bad gathered
on his spectacles. But I would not leave him in peace till he had given
me his word that the Great Book should go on a pas de great,--nay, till I
had seen him sit down to it with good heart, and the wheel went round
again in the quiet mechanism of that gentle life.

Finally, and as the culminating acme of my diplomacy, I effected the
purchase of the neighboring apothecary's practice and good-will for
Squills, upon terms which he willingly subscribed to; for the poor man
had pined at the loss of his favorite patients,--though Heaven knows they
did not add much to his income. And as for my father, there was no man
who diverted him more than Squills, though he accused him of being a
materialist, and set his whole spiritual pack of sages to worry and bark
at him, from Plato and Zeno to Reid and Abraham Tucker.

Thus, although I have very loosely intimated the flight of time, more
than a whole year elapsed from the date of our settlement at the Tower
and that fixed for my departure.

In the mean while, despite the rarity amongst us of that phenomenon, a
newspaper, we were not so utterly cut off from the sounds of the
far-booming world beyond, but what the intelligence of a change in the
Administration and the appointment of Mr. Trevanion to one of the great
offices of state reached our ears. I had kept up no correspondence with
Trevanion subsequent to the letter that occasioned Guy Belding's visit; I
wrote now to congratulate him: his reply was short and hurried.

An intelligence that startled me more, and more deeply moved my heart,
was conveyed to me, some three months or so before my departure, by
Trevanion's steward. The ill health of Lord Castleton had deferred his
marriage, intended originally to be celebrated as soon as he arrived of
age. He left the University with the honors of "a double-first class;"
and his constitution appeared to rally from the effects of studies more
severe to him than they might have been to a man of quicker and more
brilliant capacities, when a feverish cold, caught at a county meeting in
which his first public appearance was so creditable as fully to justify
the warmest hopes of his party, produced inflammation of the lungs and
ended fatally. The startling contrast forced on my mind,--here, sudden
death and cold clay; there, youth in its first flower, princely rank,
boundless wealth, the sanguine expectation of an illustrious career, and
the prospect of that happiness which smiled from the eyes of Fanny,--that
contrast impressed me with a strange awe: death seems so near to us when
it strikes those whom life most flatters and caresses. Whence is that
curious sympathy that we all have with the possessors of worldly
greatness when the hour-glass is shaken and the scythe descends? If the
famous meeting between Diogenes and Alexander had taken place, not
before, but after the achievements which gave to Alexander the name of
Great, the Cynic would not, perhaps, have envied the hero his pleasures
nor his splendors,--neither the charms of Statira nor the tiara of the
Mede; but if, the day after, a cry had gone forth, "Alexander the Great
is dead!" verily I believe that Diogenes would have coiled himself up in
his tub and felt that with the shadow of the stately hero something of
glory and of warmth had gone from that sun which it should darken never
more. In the nature of man, the humblest or the hardest, there is a
something that lives in all of the Beautiful or the Fortunate, which hope
and desire have appropriated, even in the vanities of a childish dream.


"Why are you here all alone, cousin? How cold and still it is amongst the

"Sit down beside me, Blanche: it is not colder in the churchyard than on
the village green."

And Blanche sat down beside me, nestled close to me, and leaned her head
upon my shoulder. We were both long silent. It was an evening in the
early spring, clear and serene; the roseate streaks were fading gradually
from the dark gray of long, narrow, fantastic clouds. Tall, leafless
poplars, that stood in orderly level line on the lowland between the
churchyard and the hill, with its crown of ruins, left their sharp
summits distinct against the sky. But the shadows coiled dull and heavy
round the evergreens that skirted the churchyard, so that their outline
was vague and confused; and there was a depth in that lonely stillness,
broken only when the thrush flew out from the lower bushes, and the thick
laurel-leaves stirred reluctantly, and again were rigid in repose. There
is a certain melancholy in the evenings of early spring which is among
those influences of Nature the most universally recognized, the most
difficult to explain. The silent stir of reviving life, which does not
yet betray signs in the bud and blossom, only in a softer clearness in
the air, a more lingering pause in the slowly lengthening day; a more
delicate freshness and balm in the twilight atmosphere; a more lively,
yet still unquiet, note from the birds, settling down into their Coverts;
the vague sense under all that hush, which still outwardly wears the
bleak sterility of winter, of the busy change, hourly, modestly, at work,
renewing the youth of the world, re-clothing with vigorous bloom the
skeletons of things,--all these messages from the heart of Nature to the
heart of Man may well affect and move us. But why with melancholy? No
thought on our part connects and construes the low, gentle voices. It is
not thought that replies and reasons, it is feeling that hears and
dreams. Examine not, O child of man!--examine not that mysterious
melancholy with the hard eyes of thy reason; thou canst not impale it on
the spikes of thy thorny logic, nor describe its enchanted circle by
problems conned from thy schools. Borderer thyself of two worlds,--the
Dead and the Living,--give thine ear to the tones, bow thy soul to the
shadows, that steal, in the Season of Change, from the dim Border Land.

Blanche (in a whisper).--"What are you thinking of? Speak, pray!"

Pisistratus.--"I was not thinking, Blanche,--or, if I were, the thought
is gone at the mere effort to seize or detain it."

Blanche (after a pause).--"I know what you mean. It is the same with me
often,--so often when I am sitting by my self, quite still. It is just
like the story Primmins was telling us the other evening, 'how there was
a woman in her village who saw things and people in a piece of crystal
not bigger than my hand;(1) they passed along as large as life, but they
were only pictures in the crystal.' Since I heard the story, when aunt
asks me what I am thinking of, I long to say, 'I'm not thinking, I'm
seeing pictures in the crystal!'"

Pisistratus.--"Tell my father that,--it will please him; there is more
philosophy in it than you are aware of, Blanche. There are wise men who
have thought the whole world, its 'pride, pomp, and circumstance,' only a
phantom image,--a picture in the crystal."

Blanche.--"And I shall see you,--see us both, as we are sitting here; and
that star which has just risen yonder,--see it all in my crystal, when
you are gone!--gone, cousin!" (And Blanche's head drooped.)

There was something so quiet and deep in the tenderness of this poor
motherless child that it did not affect one superficially, like a child's
loud momentary affection, in which we know that the first toy will
replace us. I kissed my little cousin's pale face and said, "And I too,
Blanche, have my crystal; and when I consult it, I shall be very angry if
I see you sad and fretting, or seated alone. For you must know, Blanche,
that that is all selfishness. God made us, not to indulge only in crystal
pictures, weave idle fancies, pine alone, and mourn over what we cannot
help, but to be alert and active,--givers of happiness. Now, Blanche, see
what a trust I am going to bequeath you. You are to supply my place to
all whom I leave; you are to bring sunshine wherever you glide with that
shy, soft step,--whether to your father when you see his brows knit and
his arms crossed (that, indeed, you always do), or to mine when the
volume drops from his hand, when he walks to and fro the room, restless,
and murmuring to himself, then you are to steal up to him, put your hand
in his, lead him back to his books, and whisper, 'What will Sisty say if
his younger brother, the Great Book, is not grown up when he comes back?'
And my poor mother, Blanche! Ah, how can I counsel you there,--how tell
you where to find comfort for her? Only, Blanche, steal into her heart
and be her daughter. And to fulfil this threefold trust, you must not
content yourself with seeing pictures in the crystal,--do you understand

"Oh, yes!" said Blanche, raising her eyes, while the tears rolled from
them, and folding her arms resolutely on her breast.

"And so," said I, "as we two, sitting in this quiet burial-ground, take
new heart for the duties and cares of life, so see, Blanche, how the
stars come out, one by one, to smile upon us; for they, too, glorious
orbs as they are, perform their appointed tasks. Things seem to
approximate to God in proportion to their vitality and movement. Of all
things, least inert and sullen should be the soul of man. How the grass
grows up over the very graves,--quickly it grows and greenly; but neither
so quick nor so green, my Blanche, as hope and comfort from human

(1) In primitive villages in the West of England the belief that the
absent may be seen in a piece of crystal is, or was not many years ago,
by no means an uncommon superstition. I have seen more than one of these
magic mirrors, which Spenser, by the way, has beautifully described. They
are about the size and shape of a swan's egg. It is not every one,
however, who can be a crystal-seer; like second-sight, it is a special
gift. N. B.--Since the above note (appended to the first edition of this
work) was written, crystals and crystal-seers have become very familiar
to those who interest themselves in speculations upon the disputed
phenomena ascribed to Mesmerical Clairvoyance.



There is a beautiful and singular passage in Dante (which has not perhaps
attracted the attention it deserves), wherein the stern Florentine
defends Fortune from the popular accusations against her. According to
him she is an angelic power appointed by the Supreme Being to direct and
order the course of human splendors; she obeys the will of God; she is
blessed; and hearing not those who blaspheme her, calm and aloft amongst
the other angelic powers, revolves her spheral course and rejoices in her
beatitude. (1)

This is a conception very different from the popular notion which
Aristophanes, in his true instinct of things popular, expresses by the
sullen lips of his Plutus. That deity accounts for his blindness by
saying that "when a boy he had indiscreetly promised to visit only the
good;" and Jupiter was so envious of the good that be blinded the poor
money-god. Whereon Chremylus asks him whether, "if he recovered his
sight, he would frequent the company of the good." "Certainly," quoth
Plutus; "for I have not seen them ever so long." "Nor I either," rejoins
Chremylus, pithily, "for all I can see out of both eyes."

But that misanthropical answer of Chremylus is neither here nor there,
and only diverts us from the real question, and that is, "Whether Fortune
be a heavenly, Christian angel, or a blind, blundering, old heathen
deity?" For my part, I hold with Dante; for which, if I were so pleased,
or if at this period of my memoirs I had half a dozen pages to spare, I
could give many good reasons. One thing, however, is quite clear, that
whether Fortune be more like Plutus or an angel, it is no use abusing
her,--one may as well throw stones at a star. And I think, if one looked
narrowly at her operations, one might perceive that she gives every man a
chance at least once in his life if he take and make the best of it, she
will renew her visits; if not, itur ad astra! And therewith I am reminded
of an incident quaintly narrated by Mariana in his "History of Spain,"
how the army of the Spanish kings got out of a sad hobble among the
mountains at the Pass of Losa by the help of a shepherd who showed them
the way. "But," saith Mariana, parenthetically, "some do say the shepherd
was an angel; for after he had shown the way, he was never seen more."
That is, the angelic nature of the guide was proved by being only once
seen, and after having got the army out of the hobble, leaving it to
fight or run away, as it had most mind to. Now, I look upon that
shepherd, or angel, as a very good type of my fortune at least. The
apparition showed me my way in the rocks to the great "Battle of Life;"
after that--hold fast and strike hard!

Behold me in London with Uncle Roland. My poor parents naturally wished
to accompany me, and take the last glimpse of the adventurer on board
ship; but I, knowing that the parting would seem less dreadful to them by
the hearthstone, and while they could say, "He is with Roland; he is not
yet gone from the land," insisted on their staying behind; and thus the
farewell was spoken. But Roland, the old soldier, had so many practical
instructions to give, could so help me in the choice of the outfit and
the preparations for the voyage, that I could not refuse his
companionship to the last. Guy Bolding, who had gone to take leave of his
father, was to join me in town, as well as my humbler Cumberland

As my uncle and I were both of one mind upon the question of economy, we
took up our quarters at a lodging-house in the City; and there it was
that I first made acquaintance with a part of London of which few of my
politer readers even pretend to be cognizant. I do not mean any sneer at
the City itself, my dear alderman,--that jest is worn out. I am not
alluding to streets, courts, and lanes; what I mean may be seen at the
West-end--not so well as at the East, but still seen very fairly,--I mean
The House-Tops!

(1) Dante here evidently associates Fortune with the planetary influences
of judicial astrology. It is doubtful whether Schiller ever read Dante;
but in one of his most thoughtful poems he undertakes the same defence of
Fortune, making the Fortunate a part of the Beautiful.


The House-Tops! What a soberizing effect that prospect produces on the
mind. But a great many requisites go towards the selection of the right
point of survey. It is not enough to secure a lodging in the attic; you
must not be fobbed off with a front attic that faces the street. First,
your attic must be unequivocally a back attic; secondly, the house in
which it is located must be slightly elevated above its neighbors;
thirdly, the window must not lie slant on the roof, as is common with
attics,--in which case you can only catch a peep of that leaden canopy
which infatuated Londoners call the sky,--but must be a window
perpendicular, and not half blocked up by the parapets of that fosse
called the gutter; and, lastly, the sight must be so humored that you
cannot catch a glimpse of the pavements: if you once see the world
beneath, the whole charm of that world above is destroyed. Taking it for
granted that you have secured these requisites, open your window, lean
your chin on both hands, the elbows propped commodiously on the sill, and
contemplate the extraordinary scene which spreads before you. You find it
difficult to believe life can be so tranquil on high, while it is so
noisy and turbulent below. What astonishing stillness! Eliot Warburton
(seductive enchanter!) recommends you to sail down the Nile if you want
to lull the vexed spirit. It is easier and cheaper to hire an attic in
Holborn! You don't have the crocodiles, but you have animals no less
hallowed in Egypt,--the cats! And how harmoniously the tranquil creatures
blend with the prospect; how noiselessly they glide along at the
distance, pause, peer about, and disappear! It is only from the attic
that you can appreciate the picturesque which belongs to our domesticated
tiger-kin! The goat should be seen on the Alps, and the cat on the

By degrees the curious eye takes the scenery in detail; and first, what
fantastic variety in the heights and shapes of the chimney-pots! Some all
level in a row, uniform and respectable, but quite uninteresting; others,
again, rising out of all proportion, and imperatively tasking the reason
to conjecture why they are so aspiring. Reason answers that it is but a
homely expedient to give freer vent to the smoke; wherewith Imagination
steps in, and represents to you all the fretting and fuming and worry and
care which the owners of that chimney, now the tallest of all, endured
before, by building it higher, they got rid of the vapors. You see the
distress of the cook when the sooty invader rushed down, "like a wolf on
the fold," full spring on the Sunday joint. You hear the exclamations of
the mistress (perhaps a bride,--house newly furnished) when, with white
apron and cap, she ventured into the drawing-room, and was straightway
saluted by a joyous dance of those monads called vulgarly "smuts." You
feel manly indignation at the brute of a bridegroom who rushes out from
the door, with the smuts dancing after him, and swears, "Smoked out
again! By the Arch-smoker himself, I'll go and dine at the club!" All
this might well have been, till the chimney-pot was raised a few feet
nearer heaven; and now perhaps that long-suffering family owns the
happiest home in the Row. Such contrivances to get rid of the smoke! It
is not every one who merely heightens his chimney; others clap on the
hollow tormentor all sorts of odd head-gear and cowls. Here, patent
contrivances act the purpose of weather-cocks, swaying to and fro with
the wind; there, others stand as fixed as if, by a sic jubeo, they had
settled the business.

But of all those houses that in the street one passes by, unsuspicious of
what's the matter within, there is not one in a hundred but what there
has been the devil to do to cure the chimneys of smoking! At that
reflection Philosophy dismisses the subject, and decides that, whether
one lives in a but or a palace, the first thing to do is to look to the
hearth and get rid of the vapors.

New beauties demand us. What endless undulations in the various
declivities and ascents,--here a slant, there a zigzag! With what
majestic disdain yon roof rises up to the left! Doubtless a palace of
Genii, or Gin (which last is the proper Arabic word for those builders of
halls out of nothing, employed by Aladdin). Seeing only the roof of that
palace boldly breaking the sky-line, how serene your contemplations!
Perhaps a star twinkles over it, and you muse on soft eyes far away;
while below at the threshold--No, phantoms! we see you not from our
attic. Note, yonder, that precipitous fall,--how ragged and jagged the
roof-scene descends in a gorge! He who would travel on foot through the
pass of that defile, of which we see but the picturesque summits, stops
his nose, averts his eyes, guards his pockets, and hurries along through
the squalor of the grim London lazzaroni. But seen above, what a noble
break in the sky-line! It would be sacrilege to exchange that fine gorge
for a dead flat of dull rooftops. Look here, how delightful! that
desolate house with no roof at all,--gutted and skinned by the last
London fire! You can see the poor green-and-white paper still clinging to
the walls, and the chasm that once was a cupboard, and the shadows
gathering black on the aperture that once was a hearth! Seen below, how
quickly you would cross over the way! That great crack forebodes an
avalanche; you hold your breath, not to bring it down on your head. But
seen above, what a compassionate, inquisitive charm in the skeleton ruin!
How your fancy runs riot,--re-peopling the chambers, hearing the last
cheerful good-night of that destined Pompeii, creeping on tiptoe with the
mother when she gives her farewell look to the baby. Now all is midnight
and silence; then the red, crawling serpent comes out. Lo! his breath;
hark! his hiss. Now, spire after spire he winds and he coils; now he
soars up erect,--crest superb, and forked tongue,--the beautiful horror!
Then the start from the sleep, and the doubtful awaking, and the run here
and there, and the mother's rush to the cradle; the cry from the window,
and the knock at the door, and the spring of those on high towards the
stair that leads to safety below, and the smoke rushing up like the surge
of a hell! And they run back stifled and blinded, and the floor heaves
beneath them like a bark on the sea. Hark! the grating wheels thundering
low; near and nearer comes the engine. Fix the ladders,--there! there! at
the window, where the mother stands with the babe! Splash and hiss comes
the water; pales, then flares out, the fire! Foe defies foe; element,
element. How sublime is the war! But the ladder, the ladder,--there, at
the window! All else are saved,--the clerk and his books; the lawyer with
that tin box of title-deeds; the landlord, with his policy of insurance;
the miser, with his bank-notes and gold: all are saved,--all but the babe
and the mother. What a crowd in the streets; how the light crimsons over
the gazers, hundreds on hundreds! All those faces seem as one face, with
fear. Not a than mounts the ladder. Yes, there,--gallant fellow! God
inspires, God shall speed thee! How plainly I see him! his eyes are
closed, his teeth set. The serpent leaps up, the forked tongue darts upon
him, and the reek of the breath wraps him round. The crowd has ebbed back
like a sea, and the smoke rushes over them all. Ha! what dim forms are
those on the ladder? Near and nearer,--crash come the roof-tiles! Alas
and alas! no! a cry of joy,--a "Thank Heaven!" and the women force their
way through the men to come round the child and the mother. All is gone
save that skeleton ruin. But the ruin is seen from above. O Art! study
life from the roof-tops!


I was again foiled in seeing Trevanion. It was the Easter recess, and he
was at the house of one of his brother ministers somewhere in the North
of England. But Lady Ellinor was in London, and I was ushered into her
presence. Nothing could be more cordial than her manner, though she was
evidently much depressed in spirits, and looked wan and careworn.

After the kindest inquiries relative to my parents and the Captain, she
entered with much sympathy into my schemes and plans, which she said
Trevanion had confided to her. The sterling kindness that belonged to my
old patron (despite his affected anger at my not accepting his proffered
loan) had not only saved me and my fellow-adventurer all trouble as to
allotment orders, but procured advice as to choice of site and soil, from
the best practical experience, which we found after wards exceedingly
useful. And as Lady Ellinor gave me the little packet of papers, with
Trevanion's shrewd notes on the margin, she said, with a half sigh,
"Albert bids me say that he wishes he were as sanguine of his success in
the Cabinet as of yours in the Bush." She then turned to her husband's
rise and prospects, and her face began to change; her eyes sparkled, the
color came to her cheeks. "But you are one of the few who know him," she
said, interrupting herself suddenly; "you know how he sacrifices all
things,--joy, leisure, health,--to his country. There is not one selfish
thought in his nature. And yet such envy,--such obstacles still! And [her
eyes dropped on her dress, and I perceived that she was in mourning,
though the mourning was not deep], and," she added, "it has pleased
Heaven to withdraw from his side one who would have been worthy his

I felt for the proud woman, though her emotion seemed more that of pride
than sorrow. And perhaps Lord Castleton's highest merit in her eyes had
been that of ministering to her husband's power and her own ambition. I
bowed my head in silence, and thought of Fanny. Did she, too, pine for
the lost rank, or rather mourn the lost lover?

After a time I said, hesitatingly, "I scarcely presume to condole with
you, Lady Ellinor, yet, believe me, few things ever shocked me like the
death you allude to. I trust Miss Trevanion's health has not much
suffered. Shall I not see her before I leave England?"

Lady Ellinor fixed her keen bright eyes searchingly on my countenance,
and perhaps the gaze satisfied her; for she held out her hand to me with
a frankness almost tender, and said "Had I had a son, the dearest wish of
my heart had been to see you wedded to my daughter."

I started up; the blood rushed to my cheeks, and then left me pale as
death. I looked reproachfully at Lady Ellinor, and the word "cruel!"
faltered on my lips.

"Yes," continued Lady Ellinor, mournfully, "that was my real thought, my
impulse of regret, when I first saw you. But as it is, do not think me
too hard and worldly if I quote the lofty old French proverb, Noblesse
oblige. Listen to me, my young friend: we may never meet again, and I
would not have your father's son think unkindly of me, with all my
faults. From my first childhood I was ambitious,--not, as women usually
are, of mere wealth and rank, but ambitious as noble men are, of power
and fame. A woman can only indulge such ambition by investing it in
another. It was not wealth, it was not rank, that attracted me to Albert
Trevanion: it was the nature that dispenses with the wealth and commands
the rank. Nay," continued Lady Ellinor, in a voice that slightly
trembled, "I may have seen in my youth, before I knew Trevanion, one [she
paused a moment, and went on hurriedly]--one who wanted but ambition to
have realized my ideal. Perhaps even when I married--and it was said for
love--I loved less with my whole heart than with my whole mind. I may say
this now, for now every beat of this pulse is wholly and only true to him
with whom I have schemed and toiled and aspired; with whom I have grown
as one; with whom I have shared the struggle, and now partake the
triumph, realizing the visions of my youth."

Again the light broke from the dark eyes of this grand daughter of the
world, who was so superb a type of that moral contradiction,--an
ambitious woman.

"I cannot tell you," resumed Lady Ellinor, softening, "how pleased I was
when you came to live with us. Your father has perhaps spoken to you of
me and of our first acquaintance!"

Lady Ellinor paused abruptly, and surveyed me as she paused. I was

"Perhaps, too, he has blamed me?" she resumed, with a heightened color.

"He never blamed you, Lady Ellinor!"

"He had a right to do so,--though I doubt if he would have blamed me on
the true ground. Yet no; he never could have done me the wrong that your
uncle did when, long years ago, Mr. de Caxton in a letter--the very
bitterness of which disarmed all anger--accused me of having trifled with
Austin,--nay, with himself! And he, at least, had no right to reproach
me," continued Lady Ellinor warmly, and with a curve of her haughty lip;
"for if I felt interest in his wild thirst for some romantic glory, it
was but in the hope that what made the one brother so restless might at
least wake the other to the ambition that would have become his intellect
and aroused his energies. But these are old tales of follies and
delusions now no more: only this will I say, that I have ever felt, in
thinking of your father, and even of your sterner uncle, as if my
conscience reminded me of a debt which I longed to discharge,--if not to
them, to their children. So when we knew you, believe me that your
interests, your career, instantly became to me an object. But mistaking
you, when I saw your ardent industry bent on serious objects, and
accompanied by a mind so fresh and buoyant, and absorbed as I was in
schemes or projects far beyond a woman's ordinary province of hearth and
home, I never dreamed, while you were our guest,--never dreamed of danger
to you or Fanny. I wound you,--pardon me; but I must vindicate myself. I
repeat that if we had a son to inherit our name, to bear the burden which
the world lays upon those who are born to influence the world's
destinies, there is no one to whom Trevanion and myself would sooner have
intrusted the happiness of a daughter. But my daughter is the sole
representative of the mother's line, of the father's name: it is not her
happiness alone that I have to consult, it is her duty,--duty to her
birthright, to the career of the noblest of England's patriots; duty, I
may say, without exaggeration, to the country for the sake of which that
career is run!"

"Say no more, Lady Ellinor, say no more; I understand you. I have no
hope, I never had hope--it was a madness--it is over. It is but as a
friend that I ask again if I may see Miss Trevanion in your presence
before--before I go alone into this long exile, to leave, perhaps, my
dust in a stranger's soil! Ay, look in my face,--you cannot fear my
resolution, my honor, my truth! But once, Lady Ellinor,--but once more.
Do I ask in vain?"

Lady Ellinor was evidently much moved. I bent down almost in the attitude
of kneeling; and brushing away her tears with one hand, she laid the
other on my head tenderly, and said in a very low voice,--

"I entreat you not to ask me; I entreat you not to see my daughter. You
have shown that you are not selfish,--conquer yourself still. What if
such an interview, however guarded you might be, were but to agitate,
unnerve my child, unsettle her peace, prey upon--"

"Oh! do not speak thus,--she did not share my feelings!"

"Could her mother own it if she did? Come, come; remember how young you
both are. When you return, all these dreams will be forgotten; then we
can meet as before; then I will be your second mother, and again your
career shall be my care: for do not think that we shall leave you so long
in this exile as you seem to forbode. No, no; it is but an absence, an
excursion,--not a search after fortune. Your fortune,--leave that to us
when you return!"

"And I am to see her no more!" I murmured, as I rose, and went silently
towards the window to conceal my face. The great struggles in life are
limited to moments. In the drooping of the head upon the bosom, in the
pressure of the hand upon the brow, we may scarcely consume a second in
our threescore years and ten; but what revolutions of our whole being may
pass within us while that single sand drops noiseless down to the bottom
of the hour-glass!

I came back with firm step to Lady Ellinor, and said calmly: "My reason
tells me that you are right, and I submit; forgive me! And do not think
me ungrateful and overproud if I add that you must leave me still the
object in life that consoles and encourages me through all."

"What object is that?" asked Lady Ellinor, hesitatingly.

"Independence for myself, and ease to those for whom life is still sweet.
This is my twofold object; and the means to effect it must be my own
heart and my own hands. And now, convey all my thanks to your noble
husband, and accept my warm prayers for yourself and her--whom I will not
name. Farewell, Lady Ellinor!"

"No, do not leave me so hastily; I have many things to discuss with
you,--at least to ask of you. Tell me how your father bears his
reverse,--tell me at least if there be aught he will suffer us to do for
him? There are many appointments in Trevanion's range of influence that
would suit even the wilful indolence of a man of letters. Come, be frank
with me!"

I could not resist so much kindness; so I sat down, and as collectedly as
I could, replied to Lady Ellinor's questions, and sought to convince her
that my father only felt his losses so far as they affected me, and that
nothing in Trevanion's power was likely to tempt him from his retreat, or
calculated to compensate for a change in his habits. Turning at last from
my parents, Lady Ellinor inquired for Roland, and on learning that he was
with me in town, expressed a strong desire to see him. I told her I would
communicate her wish, and she then said thoughtfully,--

"He has a son, I think; and I have heard that there is some unhappy
dissension between them."

"Who could have told you that?" I asked in surprise, knowing how closely
Roland had kept the secret of his family afflictions.

"Oh! I heard so from some one who knew Captain Roland,--I forget when and
where I heard it; but is it not the fact?"

"My uncle Roland has no son."


"His son is dead."

"How such a loss must grieve him!"

I did not speak.

"But is he sure that his son is dead? What joy if he were mistaken,--if
the son yet lived!"

"Nay, my uncle has a brave heart, and he is resigned. But, pardon me,
have you heard anything of that son?"

"I!--what should I hear? I would fain learn, however, from your uncle
himself what he might like to tell me of his sorrows--or if, indeed,
there be any chance that--"


"That--that his son still survives."

"I think not," said I; "and I doubt whether you will learn much from my
uncle. Still, there is something in your words that belies their apparent
meaning, and makes me suspect that you know more than you will say."

"Diplomatist!" said Lady Ellinor, half smiling; but then, her face
settling into a seriousness almost severe, she added,--"it is terrible to
think that a father should hate his son!"

"Hate!--Roland hate his son! What calumny is this?"

"He does not do so, then! Assure me of that; I shall be so glad to know
that I have been misinformed."

"I can tell you this, and no more (for no more do I know), that if ever
the soul of a father were wrapped up in a son,--fear, hope, gladness,
sorrow, all reflected back on a father's heart from the shadows on a
son's life,--Roland was that father while the son lived still."

"I cannot disbelieve you!" exclaimed Lady Ellinor, though in a tone of
surprise. "Well, do let me see your uncle."

"I will do my best to induce him to visit you, and learn all that you
evidently conceal from me."

Lady Ellinor evasively replied to this insinuation, and shortly
afterwards I left that house in which I had known the happiness that
brings the folly, and the grief that bequeathes the wisdom.


I had always felt a warm and almost filial affection for Lady Ellinor,
independently of her relationship to Fanny, and of the gratitude with
which her kindness inspired me; for there is an affection very peculiar
in its nature, and very high in its degree, which results from the
blending of two sentiments not often allied,--namely, pity and
admiration. It was impossible not to admire the rare gifts and great
qualities of Lady Ellinor, and not to feel pity for the cares, anxieties,
and sorrows which tormented one who, with all the sensitiveness of woman,
went forth into the rough world of man.

My father's confession had somewhat impaired my esteem for Lady Ellinor,
and had left on my mind the uneasy impression that she had trifled with
his deep and Roland's impetuous heart. The conversation that had just
passed, allowed me to judge her with more justice, allowed me to see that
she had really shared the affection she had inspired in the student, but
that ambition had been stronger than love,--an ambition, it might be,
irregular, and not strictly feminine, but still of no vulgar nor sordid
kind. I gathered, too, from her hints and allusions her true excuse for
Roland's misconception of her apparent interest in himself; she had but
seen, in the wild energies of the elder brother, some agency by which to
arouse the serener faculties of the younger. She had but sought, in the
strange comet that flashed before her, to fix a lever that might move the
star. Nor could I withhold my reverence from the woman who, not being
married precisely from love, had no sooner linked her nature to one
worthy of it, than her whole life became as fondly devoted to her husband
as if he had been the object of her first romance and her earliest
affections. If even her child was so secondary to her husband; if the
fate of that child was but regarded by her as one to be rendered
subservient to the grand destinies of Trevanion,--still it was impossible
to recognize the error of that conjugal devotion without admiring the
wife, though one might condemn the mother. Turning from these
meditations, I felt a lover's thrill of selfish joy, amidst all the
mournful sorrow comprised in the thought that I should see Fanny no more.
Was it true, as Lady Ellinor implied, though delicately, that Fanny still
cherished a remembrance of me which a brief interview, a last farewell,
might reawaken too dangerously for her peace? Well, that was a thought
that it became me not to indulge.

What could Lady Ellinor have heard of Roland and his son? Was it possible
that the lost lived still? Asking myself these questions, I arrived at
our lodgings, and saw the Captain himself before me, busied with the
inspection of sundry specimens of the rude necessaries an Australian
adventurer requires. There stood the old soldier, by the window,
examining narrowly into the temper of hand-saw and tenon-saw, broad-axe
and drawing-knife; and as I came up to him, he looked at me from under
his black brows with gruff compassion, and said peevishly,--

"Fine weapons these for the son of a gentleman! One bit of steel in the
shape of a sword were worth them all."

"Any weapon that conquers fate is noble in the hands of a brave man,

"The boy has an answer for everything," quoth the Captain, smiling, as he
took out his purse and paid the shopman.

When we were alone, I said to him: "Uncle, you must go and see Lady
Ellinor; she desires me to tell you so."


"You will not?"


"Uncle, I think that she has something to say to you with regard
to--to--pardon me!--to my cousin."

"To Blanche?"

"No, no; the cousin I never saw."

Roland turned pale, and sinking down on a chair, faltered out--"To
him,--to my son?"

"Yes; but I do not think it is news that will afflict you. Uncle, are you
sure that my cousin is dead?"

"What!--how dare you!--who doubts it? Dead,--dead to me forever! Boy,
would you have him live to dishonor these gray hairs?"

"Sir, sir, forgive me,--uncle, forgive me. But pray go to see Lady
Ellinor; for whatever she has to say, I repeat that I am sure it will be
nothing to wound you."

"Nothing to wound me, yet relate to him!"

It is impossible to convey to the reader the despair that was in those

"Perhaps," said I, after a long pause and in a low voice, for I was
awe-stricken, "perhaps--if he be dead--he may have repented of all
offence to you before he died."

"Repented--ha, ha!"

"Or if he be not dead--"

"Hush, boy, hush!"

"While there is life, there is hope of repentance."

"Look you, nephew," said the Captain, rising, and folding his arms
resolutely on his breast,--"look you, I desired that that name might
never be breathed. I have not cursed my son yet; could he come to
life--the curse might fall! You do not know what torture your words have
given me just when I had opened my heart to another son, and found that
son in you. With respect to the lost, I have now but one prayer, and you
know it,--the heart-broken prayer that his name never more may come to my

As he closed these words, to which I ventured no reply, the Captain took
long, disordered strides across the room; and suddenly, as if the space
imprisoned, or the air stifled him, he seized his hat and hastened into
the streets. Recovering my surprise and dismay, I ran after him; but he
commanded me to leave him to his own thoughts, in a voice so stern, yet
so sad, that I had no choice but to obey. I knew, by my own experience,
how necessary is solitude in the moments when grief is strongest and
thought most troubled.


Hours elapsed, and the Captain had not returned home. I began to feel
uneasy, and went forth in search of him, though I knew not whither to
direct my steps. I thought it, however, at least probable that he had not
been able to resist visiting Lady Ellinor, so I went first to St. James's
Square. My suspicions were correct; the Captain had been there two hours
before. Lady Ellinor herself had gone out shortly after the Captain left.
While the porter was giving me this information, a carriage stopped at
the door, and a footman, stepping up, gave the porter a note and a small
parcel, seemingly of books, saying simply, "From the Marquis of
Castleton." At the sound of that name I turned hastily, and recognized
Sir Sedley Beaudesert seated in the carriage and looking out of the
window with a dejected, moody expression of countenance, very different
from his ordinary aspect, except when the rare sight of a gray hair or a
twinge of the toothache reminded him that he was no longer twenty-five.
Indeed, the change was so great that I exclaimed dubiously,--"Is that Sir
Sedley Beaudesert?" The footman looked at me, and touching his hat, said,
with a condescending smile, "Yes, sir, now the Marquis of Castleton."

Then, for the first time since the young lord's death, I remembered Sir
Sedley's expressions of gratitude to Lady Castleton and the waters of Ems
for having saved him from "that horrible marquisate." Meanwhile my old
friend had perceived me, exclaiming,--

"What! Mr. Caxton? I am delighted to see you. Open the door, Thomas. Pray
come in, come in."

I obeyed, and the new Lord Castleton made room for me by his side.

"Are you in a hurry?" said he. "If so, shall I take you anywhere? If not,
give me half an hour of your time while I drive to the city."

As I knew not now in what direction more than another to prosecute my
search for the Captain, and as I thought I might as well call at our
lodgings to inquire if he had not returned, I answered that I should be
very happy to accompany his lordship; "Though the City," said I, smiling,
"sounds to me strange upon the lips of Sir Sedley--I beg pardon, I should
say of Lord--"

"Don't say any such thing; let me once more hear the grateful sound of
Sedley Beaudesert. Shut the door, Thomas to Gracechurch Street,--Messrs.
Fudge & Fidget."

The carriage drove on.

"A sad affliction has befallen me," said the marquis, "and none
sympathize with me!"

"Yet all, even unacquainted with the late lord, must have felt shocked at
the death of one so young and so full of promise."

"So fitted in every way to bear the burden of the great Castleton name
and property. And yet you see it killed him! Ah! if he had been but a
simple gentleman, or if he had had a less conscientious desire to do his
duties, he would have lived to a good old age. I know what it is already.
Oh, if you saw the piles of letters on my table! I positively dread the
post. Such colossal improvement on the property which the poor boy had
began, for me to finish. What do you think takes me to Fudge & Fidget's?
Sir, they are the agents for an infernal coal-mine which my cousin had
re-opened in Durham, to plague my life out with another thirty thousand
pounds a year! How am I to spend the money?--how am I to spend it?
There's a cold-blooded head steward who says that charity is the greatest
crime a man in high station can commit,--it demoralizes the poor. Then,
because some half-a-dozen farmers sent me a round-robin to the effect
that their rents were too high, and I wrote them word that the rents
should be lowered, there was such a hullabaloo, you would have thought
heaven and earth were coming together. 'If a man in the position of the
Marquis of Castleton set the example of letting land below its value, how
could the poorer squires in the country exist? Or if they did exist, what
injustice to expose them to the charge that they were grasping landlords,
vampires, and bloodsuckers! Clearly if Lord Castleton lowered his rents
(they were too low already), he struck a mortal blow at the property of
his neighbors if they followed his example, or at their characters if
they did not.' No man can tell how hard it is to do good, unless fortune
gives him a hundred thousand pounds a-year, and says--'Now, do good with
it!' Sedley Beaudesert might follow his whims, and all that would be said
against him was 'good-natured, simple fellow!' But if Lord Castleton
follow his whims, you would think he was a second Catiline,--unsettling
the peace and undermining the prosperity of the entire nation!" Here the
wretched man paused, and sighed heavily; then, as his thoughts wandered
into a new channel of woe, he resumed: "Ah! if you could but see the
forlorn great house I am expected to inhabit, cooped up between dead
walls instead of my pretty rooms with the windows full on the park; and
the balls I am expected to give; and the parliamentary interest I am to
keep up; and the villanous proposal made to me to become a lord-steward
or lord-chamberlain, because it suits my rank to be a sort of a servant.
Oh, Pisistratus, you lucky dog,--not twenty-one, and with, I dare say,
not two hundred pounds a-year in the world!"

Thus bemoaning and bewailing his sad fortunes, the poor marquis ran on,
till at last he exclaimed, in a tone of yet deeper despair,--

"And everybody says I must marry too;--that the Castleton line must not
be extinct! The Beaudeserts are a good old family ono,'--as old, for what
I know, as the Castletons; but the British empire would suffer no loss if
they sank into the tomb of the Capulets. But that the Castleton peerage
should expire is a thought of crime and woe at which all the mothers of
England rise in a phalanx! And so, instead of visiting the sins of the
fathers on the sons, it is the father that is to be sacrificed for the
benefit of the third and fourth generation!"

Despite my causes for seriousness, I could not help laughing; my
companion turned on me a look of reproach.

"At least," said I, composing my countenance, "Lord Castleton has one
comfort in his afflictions,--if he must marry, he may choose as he

"That is precisely what Sedley Beaudesert could, and Lord Castleton
cannot do," said the marquis, gravely. "The rank of Sir Sedley Beaudesert
was a quiet and comfortable rank, he might marry a curate's daughter, or
a duke's, and please his eye or grieve his heart as the caprice took him.
But Lord Castleton must marry, not for a wife, but for a
marchioness,--marry some one who will wear his rank for him; take the
trouble of splendor oft his hands, and allow him to retire into a corner
and dream that he is Sedley Beaudesert once more! Yes, it must be
so,--the crowning sacrifice must be completed at the altar. But a truce
to my complaints. Trevanion informs me you are going to Australia,--can
that be true?"

"Perfectly true."

"They say there is a sad want of ladies there."

"So much the better,--I shall be all the more steady."

"Well, there's something in that. Have you seen Lady Ellinor?"

"Yes,--this morning."

"Poor woman! A great blow to her,--we have tried to console each other.
Fanny, you know, is staying at Oxton, in Surrey, with Lady
Castleton,--the poor lady is so fond of her,--and no one has comforted
her like Fanny."

"I was not aware that Miss Trevanion was out of town."

"Only for a few days, and then she and Lady Ellinor join Trevanion in the
North,--you know he is with Lord N--, settling measures on which--But,
alas! they consult me now on those matters,--force their secrets on me. I
have, Heaven knows how many votes! Poor me! Upon my word, if Lady Ellinor
was a widow, I should certainly make up to her: very clever woman,
nothing bores her." (The marquis yawned,--Sir Sedley Beaudesert never
yawned.) "Trevanion has provided for his Scotch secretary, and is about
to get a place in the Foreign Office for that young fellow Gower, whom,
between you and me, I don't like. But he has bewitched Trevanion!"

"What sort of a person is this Mr. Gower? I remember you said that he was
clever and good-looking."

"He is both; but it is not the cleverness of youth,--he is as hard and
sarcastic as if he had been cheated fifty times, and jilted a hundred!
Neither are his good looks that letter of recommendation which a handsome
face is said to be. He has an expression of countenance very much like
that of Lord Hertford's pet bloodhound when a stranger comes
into the room. Very sleek, handsome dog the bloodhound is
certainly,--well-mannered, and I dare say exceedingly tame; but still you
have but to look at the corner of the eye to know that it is only the
habit of the drawing-room that suppresses the creature's constitutional
tendency to seize you by the throat, instead of giving you a paw. Still,
this Mr. Gower has a very striking head,--something about it Moorish or
Spanish, like a picture by Murillo--I half suspect that he is less a
Gower than a gypsy!"

"What!"--I cried, as I listened with rapt and breathless attention to
this description. "He is then very dark, with high, narrow forehead,
features slightly aquiline, but very delicate, and teeth so dazzling that
the whole face seems to sparkle when he smiles,--though it is only the
lip that smiles, not the eye."

"Exactly as you say; you have seen him, then?"

"Why, I am not sure, since you say his name is Gower."

"He says his name is Gower," returned Lord Castleton, dryly, as he
inhaled the Beaudesert mixture.

"And where is he now,--with Mr. Trevanion?"

"Yes, I believe so. Ah! here we are--Fudge & Fidget! But perhaps," added
Lord Castleton, with a gleam of hope in his blue eye,--"perhaps they are
not at home!"

Alas! that was an illusive "imagining," as the poets of the nineteenth
century unaffectedly express themselves. Messrs. Fudge & Fidget were
never out to such clients as the Marquis of Castleton; with a deep sigh,
and an altered expression of face, the Victim of Fortune slowly descended
the steps of the carriage.

"I can't ask you to wait for me," said he; "Heaven only knows how long I
shall be kept! Take the carriage where you will, and send it back to me."

"A thousand thanks, my dear lord, I would rather walk. But you will let
me call on you before I leave town."

"Let you!--I insist on it. I am still at the old quarters,--under
pretence," said the marquis, with a sly twinkle of the eyelid, "that
Castleton House wants painting!"

"At twelve to-morrow, then?"

"Twelve to-morrow! Alas! that's just the hour at which Mr. Screw, the
agent for the London property (two squares, seven streets, and a lane!)
is to call."

"Perhaps two o'clock will suit you better?"

"Two! just the hour at which Mr. Plausible, one of the Castleton members,
insists upon telling me why his conscience will not let him vote with

"Three o'clock?"

"Three! just the hour at which I am to see the secretary of the Treasury,
who has promised to relieve Mr. Plausible's conscience! But come and dine
with me,--you will meet the executors to the will!"

"Nay, Sir Sedley,--that is, my dear lord,--I will take my chance, and
look in after dinner."

"I do so; my guests are not lively! What a firm step the rogue has! Only
twenty, I think,--twenty! and not an acre of property to plague him!" So
saying, the marquis dolorously shook his head and vanished through the
noiseless mahogany doors behind which Messrs. Fudge & Fidget awaited the
unhappy man,--with the accounts of the great Castleton coal-mine.


On my way towards our lodgings I resolved to look in at a humble tavern,
in the coffee-room of which the Captain and myself habitually dined. It
was now about the usual hour in which we took that meal, and he might be
there waiting for me. I had just gained the steps of this tavern when a
stagecoach came rattling along the pavement and drew up at an inn of more
pretensions than that which we favored, situated within a few doors of
the latter. As the coach stopped, my eye was caught by the Trevanion
livery, which was very peculiar. Thinking I must be deceived, I drew near
to the wearer of the livery, who had just descended from the roof, and
while he paid the coachman, gave his orders to a waiter who emerged from
the inn,--"Half-and-half, cold without!" The tone of the voice struck me
as familiar, and the man now looking up, I beheld the features of Mr.
Peacock. Yes, unquestionably it was he. The whiskers were shaved; there
were traces of powder in the hair or the wig; the livery of the
Trevanions (ay, the very livery,--crest-button and all) upon that portly
figure, which I had last seen in the more august robes of a beadle. But
Mr. Peacock it was,--Peacock travestied, but Peacock still. Before I had
recovered my amaze, a woman got out of a cabriolet that seemed to have
been in waiting for the arrival of the coach, and hurrying up to Mr.
Peacock, said, in the loud, impatient tone common to the fairest of the
fair sex, when in haste, "How late you are!--I was just going. I must get
back to Oxton to-night."

Oxton,--Miss Trevanion was staying at Oxton! I was now close behind the
pair; I listened with my heart in my ear.

"So you shall, my dear,--so you shall; just come in, will you?"

"No, no; I have only ten minutes to catch the coach. Have you any letter
for me from Mr. Gower? How can I be sure, if I don't see it under his own
hand, that--"

"Hush!" said Peacock, sinking his voice so low that I could only catch
the words, "no names. Letter, pooh! I'll tell you." He then drew her
apart and whispered to her for some moments. I watched the woman's face,
which was bent towards her companion's, and it seemed to show quick
intelligence. She nodded her head more than once, as if in impatient
assent to what was said, and after a shaking of hands, hurried off to the
cab; then, as if a thought struck her, she ran back, and said,--

"But in case my lady should not go,--if there's any change of plan?"

"There'll be no change, you may be sure. Positively tomorrow,--not too
early: you understand?"

"Yes, yes; good-by!" and the woman, who was dressed with a quiet neatness
that seemed to stamp her profession as that of an abigail (black cloak
with long cape,--of that peculiar silk which seems spun on purpose for
ladies'-maids,--bonnet to match, with red and black ribbons), hastened
once more away, and in another moment the cab drove off furiously.

What could all this mean? By this time the waiter brought Mr. Peacock the
half-and-half. He despatched it hastily, and then strode on towards a
neighboring stand of cabriolets. I followed him; and just as, after
beckoning one of the vehicles from the stand, he had ensconced himself
therein, I sprang up the steps and placed myself by his side. "Now, Mr.
Peacock," said I, "you will tell me at once how you come to wear that
livery, or I shall order the cabman to drive to Lady Ellinor Trevanion's
and ask her that question myself."

"And who the devil! Ah, you're the young gentleman that came to me behind
the scenes,--I remember."

"Where to, sir?" asked the cabman.

"To--to London Bridge," said Mr. Peacock. The man mounted the box and
drove on.

"Well, Mr. Peacock, I wait your answer. I guess by your face that you are
about to tell me a lie; I advise you to speak the truth."

"I don't know what business you have to question me," said Mr. Peacock,
sullenly; and raising his glance from his own clenched fists, he suffered
it to wander over my form with so vindictive a significance that I
interrupted the survey by saying, "'Will you encounter the house?' as the
Swan interrogatively puts it? Shall I order the cabman to drive to St.
James's Square?"

"Oh, you know my weak point, sir! Any man who can quote Will--sweet
Will--has me on the hip," rejoined Mr. Peacock, smoothing his countenance
and spreading his palms on his knees. "But if a man does fall in the
world, and after keeping servants of his own, is obliged to be himself a

     "'I will not shame To tell you what I am.'"

"The Swan says, 'To tell you what I was,' Mr. Peacock. But enough of this
trifling. Who placed you with Mr. Trevanion?"

Mr. Peacock looked down for a moment, and then fixing his eyes on me,
said, "Well, I'll tell you: you asked me, when we met last, about a young
gentleman,--Mr.--Mr. Vivian."


Peacock.--"I know you don't want to harm him. Besides, 'He hath a
prosperous art,' and one day or other,--mark my words, or rather my
friend Will's,--

     "'He will bestride this narrow world Like a  Colossus.'

"Upon my life he will,--like a Colossus;

     "'And we petty men--'"

Pisistratus (savagely).--"Go on with your story."

Peacock (snappishly).--"I am going on with it! You put me out. Where was
I--oh--ah--yes. I had just been sold up,--not a penny in my pocket; and
if you could have seen my coat,--yet that was better than the small
clothes! Well, it was in Oxford Street,--no, it was in the Strand, near
the Lowther,--

     "'The sun was in the heavens; and the proud day  Attended
     with the pleasures of the world."'

Pisistratus (lowering the glass).--"To St. James's Square?"

Peacock.--"No, no; to London Bridge.

     "'How use doth breed a habit in a man!'

"I will go on,--honor bright. So I met Mr. Vivian, and as he had known me
in better days, and has a good heart of his own, he says,--

     "'Horatio,--or I do forget myself."'

Pisistratus puts his hand on the check-string.

Peacock (correcting himself).--I mean--"Why, Johnson, my good fellow."'

Pisistratus.--"Johnson! Oh, that's your name,--not Peacock."

Peacock.--"Johnson and Peacock both [with dignity]. When you know the
world as I do, sir, you will find that it is ill travelling this 'naughty
world' without a change of names in your portmanteau.

"'Johnson,' says he, 'my good fellow,' and he pulled out his purse.
'Sir,' said I, 'if, "exempt from public haunt," I could get something to
do when this dross is gone. In London there are sermons in stones,
certainly, but not "good in everything,"--an observation I should take
the liberty of making to the Swan if he were not now, alas! "the baseless
fabric of a vision."'"

Pisistratus.--"Take care!"

Peacock (hurriedly).--"Then says Mr. Vivian, 'If you don't mind wearing a
livery till I can provide for you more suitably, my old friend, there's a
vacancy in the establishment of Mr. Trevanion.' Sir, I accepted the
proposal; and that's why I wear this livery."

Pisistratus.--"And pray, what business had you with that young woman,
whom I take to be Miss Trevanion's maid? And why should she come from
Oxton to see you?"

I had expected that these questions would confound Mr. Peacock; but if
there were really anything in them to cause embarrassment, the ci-devant
actor was too practised in his profession to exhibit it. He merely
smiled, and smoothing jauntily a very tumbled shirt front, he said, "Oh,
sir, fie!

     "'Of this matter
      Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made.'

"If you must know my love affairs, that young woman is, as the vulgar
say, my sweetheart."

"Your sweetheart!" I exclaimed, greatly relieved, and acknowledging
at once the probability of the statement. "Yet," I added
suspiciously,--"yet, if so, why should she expect Mr. Gower to write
to her?"

"You're quick of hearing, sir; but though--

     "'All adoration, duty, and observance;
      All humbleness and patience and impatience,'

the young woman won't marry a livery servant,--proud creature!--very
proud! and Mr. Gower, you see, knowing how it was, felt for me, and told
her, if I may take such liberty with the Swan, that she should--

     "'Never lie by Johnson's side
      With an unquiet soul,'

for that he would get me a place in the Stamps! The silly girl said she
would have it in black and white,--as if Mr. Gower would write to her!

"And now, sir," continued Mr. Peacock, with a simpler gravity, "you are
at liberty, of course, to say what you please to my lady; but I hope
you'll not try to take the bread out of my mouth because I wear a livery
and am fool enough to be in love with a waiting-woman,--I, sir, who could
have married ladies who have played the first parts in life--on the
metropolitan stage."

I had nothing to say to these representations, they seemed plausible; and
though at first I had suspected that the man had only resorted to the
buffoonery of his quotations in order to gain time for invention or to
divert my notice from any flaw in his narrative, yet at the close, as the
narrative seemed probable, so I was willing to believe the buffoonery was
merely characteristic. I contented myself, therefore, with asking, "Where
do you come from now?"

"From Mr. Trevanion, in the country, with letters to Lady Ellinor."

"Oh! and so the young woman knew you were coming to town?"

"Yes, sir; Mr. Trevanion told me, some days ago, the day I should have to

"And what do you and the young woman propose doing to-morrow if there is
no change of plan?"

Here I certainly thought there was a slight, scarce perceptible,
alteration in Mr. Peacock's countenance; but he answered readily,
"To-morrow, a little assignation, if we can both get out,--

     "`Woo me, now I am in a holiday humor,
      And like enough to consent'

"Swan again, sir."

"Humph! so then Mr. Gower and Mr. Vivian are the same person?"

Peacock hesitated. "That's not my secret, sir; 'I am combined by a sacred
vow.' You are too much the gentleman to peep through the blanket of the
dark and to ask me, who wear the whips and stripes--I mean the plush
small-clothes and shoulder-knots--the secrets of another gent to whom 'my
services are bound.'"

How a man past thirty foils a man scarcely twenty! What superiority the
mere fact of living-on gives to the dullest dog! I bit my lip and was

"And," pursued Mr. Peacock, "if you knew how the Mr. Vivian you inquired
after loves you! When I told him, incidentally, how a young gentleman had
come behind the scenes to inquire after him, he made me describe you, and
then said, quite mournfully, 'If ever I sin what I hope to become, how
happy I shall be to shake that kind hand once more,'--very words, sir,
honor bright!

     "'I think there's ne'er a man in Christendom
     Can lesser hide his hate or love than he.'"

And if Mr. Vivian has some reason to keep himself concealed still; if his
fortune or ruin depend on your not divulging his secret for a while,--I
can't think you are the man he need fear. 'Pon my life,--

     "'I wish I was as sure of a good dinner,'

as the Swan touchingly exclaims. I dare swear that was a wish often on
the Swan's lips in the privacy of his domestic life!"

My heart was softened, not by the pathos of the much profaned and
desecrated Swan, but by Mr. Peacock's unadorned repetition of Vivian's
words. I turned my face from the sharp eyes of my companion; the cab now
stopped at the foot of London Bridge.

I had no more to ask, yet still there was some uneasy curiosity in my
mind, which I could hardly define to myself, was it not jealousy? Vivian
so handsome and so daring,--he at least might see the great heiress; Lady
Ellinor perhaps thought of no danger there. But--I--I was a lover still,
and--nay, such thoughts were folly indeed!

"My man," said I to the ex-comedian, "I neither wish to harm Mr. Vivian
(if I am so to call him), nor you who imitate him in the variety of your
names. But I tell you fairly that I do not like your being in Mr.
Trevanion's employment, and I advise you to get out of it as soon as
possible. I say nothing more as yet, for I shall take time to consider
well what you have told me."

With that I hastened away, and Mr. Peacock continued his solitary journey
over London Bridge.


Amidst all that lacerated my heart or tormented my thoughts that eventful
day, I felt at least one joyous emotion when, on entering our little
drawing-room, I found my uncle seated there.

The Captain had placed before him on the table a large Bible, borrowed
from the landlady. He never travelled, to be sure, without his own Bible;
but the print of that was small, and the Captain's eyes began to fail him
at night. So this was a Bible with large type, and a candle was placed on
either side of it; and the Captain leaned his elbows on the table, and
both his hands were tightly clasped upon his forehead,--tightly, as if to
shut out the tempter, and force his whole soul upon the page.

He sat the image of iron courage; in every line of that rigid form there
was resolution: "I will not listen to my heart; I will read the Book, and
learn to suffer as becomes a Christian man."

There was such a pathos in the stern sufferer's attitude that it spoke
those words as plainly as if his lips had said them. Old soldier, thou
hast done a soldier's part in many a bloody field; but if I could make
visible to the world thy brave soldier's soul, I would paint thee as I
saw thee then!--Out on this tyro's hand!

At the movement I made, the Captain looked up, and the strife he had gone
through was written upon his face.

"It has done me good," said he simply, and he closed the book.

I drew my chair near to him and hung my arm over his shoulder.

"No cheering news, then?" asked I in a whisper.

Roland shook his head, and gently laid his finger on his lips.


It was impossible for me to intrude upon Roland's thoughts, whatever
their nature, with a detail of those circumstances which had roused in me
a keen and anxious interest in things apart from his sorrow.

Yet as "restless I rolled around my weary bed," and revolved the renewal
of Vivian's connection with a man of character so equivocal as Peacock;
the establishment of an able and unscrupulous tool of his own in the
service of Trevanion; the care with which he had concealed from me his
change of name, and his intimacy at the very house to which I had frankly
offered to present him; the familiarity which his creature had contrived
to effect with Miss Trevanion's maid; the words that had passed between
them,--plausibly accounted for, it is true, yet still suspicious; and,
above all, my painful recollections of Vivian's reckless ambition and
unprincipled sentiments,--nay, the effect that a few random words upon
Fanny's fortune, and the luck of winning an heiress, had sufficed to
produce upon his heated fancy and audacious temper,--when all these
thoughts came upon me, strong and vivid, in the darkness of night, I
longed for some confidant, more experienced in the world than myself, to
advise me as to the course I ought to pursue. Should I warn Lady Ellinor?
But of what? The character of the servant, or the designs of the
fictitious Gower? Against the first I could say, if nothing very
positive, still enough to make it prudent to dismiss him. But of Gower or
Vivian, what could I say without--not indeed betraying his confidence,
for that he had never given me--but without belying the professions of
friendship that I myself had lavishly made to him? Perhaps, after all, he
might have disclosed whatever were his real secrets to Trevanion; and, if
not, I might indeed ruin his prospects by revealing the aliases he
assumed. But wherefore reveal, and wherefore warn? Because of suspicions
that I could not myself analyze,--suspicions founded on circumstances
most of which had already been seemingly explained away. Still, when
morning came, I was irresolute what to do; and after watching Roland's
countenance, and seeing on his brow so great a weight of care that I had
no option but to postpone the confidence I pined to place in Iris strong
understanding and unerring sense of honor, I wandered out, hoping that in
the fresh air I might re-collect my thoughts and solve the problem that
perplexed me. I had enough to do in sundry small orders for my voyage,
and commissions for Bolding, to occupy me some hours. And, this business
done, I found myself moving westward; mechanically, as it were, I had
come to a kind of half-and-half resolution to call upon Lady Ellinor and
question her, carelessly and incidentally, both about Gower and the new
servant admitted to the household.

Thus I found myself in Regent Street, when a carriage, borne by
post-horses, whirled rapidly over the pavement, scattering to the right
and left all humbler equipages, and hurried, as if on an errand of life
and death, up the broad thoroughfare leading into Portland Place. But
rapidly as the wheels dashed by, I had seen distinctly the face of Fanny
Trevanion in the carriage; and that face wore a strange expression, which
seemed to me to speak of anxiety and grief; and by her side--Was not that
the woman I had seen with Peacock? I did not see the face of the woman,
but I thought I recognized the cloak, the bonnet, and peculiar turn of
the head. If I could be mistaken there, I was not mistaken at least as to
the servant on the seat behind. Looking back at a butcher's boy who had
just escaped being run over, and was revenging himself by all the
imprecations the Dirae of London slang could suggest, the face of Mr.
Peacock was exposed in full to my gaze.

My first impulse, on recovering my surprise, was to spring after the
carriage; in the haste of that impulse, I cried "Stop!" But the carriage
was out of sight in a moment, and my word was lost in air. Full of
presentiments of some evil,--I knew not what,--I then altered my course,
and stopped not till I found myself, panting and out of breath, in St.
James's Square--at the door of Trevanion's house--in the hall. The porter
had a newspaper in his hand as he admitted me.

"Where is Lady Ellinor? I must see her instantly."

"No worse news of master, I hope, sir?"

"Worse news of what, of whom? Of Mr. Trevanion?"

"Did you not know he was suddenly taken ill, sir,--that a servant came
express to say so last night? Lady Ellinor went off at ten o'clock to
join him."

"At ten o'clock last night?"

"Yes, sir; the servant's account alarmed her ladyship so much."

"The new servant, who had been recommended by Mr. Gower?"

"Yes, sir,--Henry," answered the porter, staring at me. "Please, sir,
here is an account of master's attack in the paper. I suppose Henry took
it to the office before he came here,--which was very wrong in him; but I
am afraid he's a very foolish fellow."

"Never mind that. Miss Trevanion,--I saw her just now,--she did not go
with her mother: where was she going, then?"

"Why, sir,--but pray step into the parlor."

"No, no; speak!"

"Why, sir, before Lady Ellinor set out she was afraid that there might be
something in the papers to alarm Miss Fanny, and so she sent Henry down
to Lady Castleton's to beg her ladyship to make as light of it as she
could; but it seems that Henry blabbed the worst to Mrs. Mole."

"Who is Mrs. Mole?"

"Miss Trevanion's maid, sir,--a new maid; and Mrs. Mole blabbed to my
young lady, and so she took fright, and insisted on coming to town. And
Lady Castleton, who is ill herself in bed, could not keep her, I
suppose,--especially as Henry said, though he ought to have known better,
'that she would be in time to arrive before my lady set off.' Poor Miss
Trevanion was so disappointed when she found her mamma gone. And then she
would order fresh horses and go on, though Mrs. Bates (the housekeeper,
you know, sir) was very angry with Mrs. Mole, who encouraged Miss; and--"

"Good heavens! Why did not Mrs. Bates go with her?"

"Why, sir, you know how old Mrs. Bates is, and my young lady is always so
kind that she would not hear of it, as she is going to travel night and
day; and Mrs. Mole said she had gone all over the world with her last
lady, and that--"

"I see it all. Where is Mr. Gower?"

"Mr. Gower, sir!"

"Yes! Can't you answer?"

"Why, with Mr. Trevanion, I believe, sir."

"In the North,--what is the address!"

"Lord N--, C--Hall, near W--"

I heard no more.

The conviction of some villanous snare struck me as with the swiftness
and force of lightning. Why, if Trevanion were really ill, had the false
servant concealed it from me? Why suffered me to waste his time, instead
of hastening to Lady Ellinor? How, if Mr. Trevanion's sudden illness had
brought the man to London,--how had he known so long beforehand (as he
himself told me, and his appointment with the waiting-woman proved) the
day he should arrive? Why now, if there were no design of which bliss
Trevanion was the object, why so frustrate the provident foresight of her
mother, and take advantage of the natural yearning of affection, the
quick impulse of youth, to hurry off a girl whose very station forbade
her to take such a journey without suitable protection,--against what
must be the wish, and what clearly were the instructions, of Lady
Ellinor? Alone, worse than alone! Fanny Trevanion was then in the hands
of two servants who were the instruments and confidants of an adventurer
like Vivian; and that conference between those servants, those broken
references to the morrow coupled with the name Vivian had
assumed,--needed the unerring instincts of love more cause for
terror?--terror the darker because the exact shape it should assume was
obscure and indistinct.

I sprang from the house.

I hastened into the Haymarket, summoned a cabriolet, drove home as fast
as I could (for I had no money about me for the journey I meditated),
sent the servant of the lodging to engage a chaise-and-four, rushed into
the room, where Roland fortunately still was, and exclaimed,--"Uncle,
come with me! Take money, plenty of money! Some villany I know, though I
can't explain it, has been practised on the Trevanions. We may defeat it
yet. I will tell you all by the way. Come, come!"

"Certainly. But villany,--and to people of such a station--pooh! collect
yourself. Who is the villain?"

"Oh, the man I had loved as a friend; the man whom I myself helped to
make known to Trevanion,--Vivian, Vivian!"

"Vivian! Ah, the youth I have heard you speak of! But how? Villany to
whom,--to Trevanion?"

"You torture me with your questions. Listen: this Vivian (I know
him),--he has introduced into the house, as a servant, an agent capable
of any trick and fraud; that servant has aided him to win over her
maid,--Fanny's--Miss Trevanion's. Miss Trevanion is an heiress, Vivian an
adventurer. My head swims round; I cannot explain now. Ha! I will write a
line to Lord Castleton,--tell him my fears and suspicions; he will follow
us, I know, or do what is best."

I drew ink and paper towards me and wrote hastily. My uncle came round
and looked over my shoulder.

Suddenly he exclaimed, seizing my arm: "Gower, Gower! What name is this?
You said Vivian."

"Vivian or Gower,--the same person."

My uncle hurried out of the room. It was natural that he should leave me
to make our joint and brief preparations for departure.

I finished my letter, sealed it, and when, five minutes afterwards, the
chaise came to the door, I gave it to the hostler who accompanied the
horses, with injunctions to deliver it forthwith to Lord Castleton

My uncle now descended, and stepped from the threshold with a firm
stride. "Comfort yourself," he said, as he entered the chaise, into which
I had already thrown myself. "We may be mistaken yet."

"Mistaken! You do not know this young man. He has every quality that
could entangle a girl like Fanny, and not, I fear, one sentiment of honor
that would stand in the way of his ambition. I judge him now as by a
revelation--too late--Oh Heavens, if it be too late!"

A groan broke from Roland's lips. I heard in it a proof of his sympathy
with my emotion, and grasped his hand, it was as cold as the hand of the



There would have been nothing in what had chanced to justify the
suspicions that tortured me, but for my impressions as to the character
of Vivian.

Reader, hast thou not, in the easy, careless sociability of youth, formed
acquaintance with some one in whose more engaging or brilliant qualities
thou hast,--not lost that dislike to defects or vices which is natural to
an age when, even while we err, we adore what is good, and glow with
enthusiasts for the ennobling sentiment and the virtuous deed,--no,
happily, not lost dislike to what is bad, nor thy quick sense of it,--but
conceived a keen interest in the struggle between the bad that revolted,
and the good that attracted thee, in thy companion? Then, perhaps, thou
hast lost sight of him for a time; suddenly thou hearest that he has done
something out of the way of ordinary good or commonplace evil; and in
either--the good or the evil--thy mind runs rapidly back over its old
reminiscences, and of either thou sayest, "How natural! Only, So-and-so
could have done this thing!"

Thus I felt respecting Vivian. The most remarkable qualities in his
character were his keen power of calculation and his unhesitating
audacity,--qualities that lead to fame or to infamy, according to the
cultivation of the moral sense and the direction of the passions. Had I
recognized those qualities in some agency apparently of good,--and it
seemed yet doubtful if Vivian were the agent,--I should have cried, "It
is he; and the better angel has triumphed!" With the same (alas! with a
yet more impulsive) quickness, when the agency was of evil, and the agent
equally dubious, I felt that the qualities revealed the man, and that the
demon had prevailed.

Mile after mile, stage after stage, were passed on the dreary,
interminable, high north road. I narrated to my companion, more
intelligibly than I had yet done, my causes for apprehension. The Captain
at first listened eagerly, then checked me on the sudden. "There may be
nothing in all this," he cried. "Sir, we must be men here,--have our
heads cool, our reason clear; stop!" And leaning back in the chaise,
Roland refused further conversation, and as the night advanced, seemed to
sleep. I took pity on his fatigue, and devoured my heart in silence. At
each stage we heard of the party of which we were in pursuit. At the
first stage or two we were less than an hour behind; gradually, as we
advanced, we lost ground, despite the most lavish liberality to the
post-boys. I supposed, at length, that the mere circumstance of changing,
at each relay, the chaise as well as the horses, was the cause of our
comparative slowness; and on saying this to Roland as we were changing
horses, somewhere about midnight, he at once called up the master of the
inn and gave him his own price for permission to retain the chaise till
the journey's end. This was so unlike Roland's ordinary thrift, whether
dealing with my money or his own,--so unjustified by the fortune of
either,--that I could not help muttering something in apology.

"Can you guess why I was a miser?" said Roland, calmly.

"A miser? Anything but that! Only prudent,--military men often are so."

"I was a miser," repeated the Captain, with emphasis. "I began the habit
first when my son was but a child. I thought him high-spirited, and with
a taste for extravagance. 'Well,' said I to myself, 'I will save for him;
boys will be boys.' Then, afterwards, when he was no more a child (at
least he began to have the vices of a man), I said to myself, 'Patience!
he may reform still; if not, I will save money, that I may have power
over his self-interest, since I have none over his heart. I will bribe
him into honor!' And then--and then--God saw that I was very proud, and I
was punished. Tell them to drive faster,--faster; why, this is a snail's

All that night, all the next day, till towards the evening, we pursued
our journey, without pause or other food than a crust of bread and a
glass of wine. But we now picked up the ground we had lost, and gained
upon the carriage. The night had closed in when we arrived at the stage
at which the route to Lord N--'s branched from the direct north road. And
here, making our usual inquiry, my worst suspicions were confirmed. The
carriage we pursued had changed horses an hour before, but had not taken
the way to Lord N--'s, continuing the direct road into Scotland. The
people of the inn had not seen the lady in the carriage, for it was
already dark; but the man-servant (whose livery they described) had
ordered the horses.

The last hope that, in spite of appearances, no treachery had been
designed, here vanished. The Captain at first seemed more dismayed than
myself, but he recovered more quickly. "We will continue the journey on
horseback," he said; and hurried to the stables. All objections vanished
at the sight of his gold. In five minutes we were in the saddle, with a
postilion, also mounted, to accompany us. We did the next stage in little
more than two thirds of the time which we should have occupied in our
former mode of travel,--indeed I found it hard to keep pace with Roland.
We remounted; we were only twenty-five minutes behind the carriage,--we
felt confident that we should overtake it before it could reach the next
town. The moon was up: we could see far before us; we rode at full speed.
Milestone after milestone glided by; the carriage was not visible. We
arrived at the post-town or rather village; it contained but one
posting-house. We were long in knocking up the hostlers: no carriage had
arrived just before us; no carriage had passed the place since noon.

What mystery was this?

"Back, back, boy!" said Roland, with a soldier's quick wit, and spurring
his jaded horse from the yard. "They will have taken a cross-road or
by-lane. We shall track them by the hoofs of the horses or the print of
the wheels."

Our postilion grumbled, and pointed to the panting sides of our horses.
For answer, Roland opened his hand--full of gold. Away we went back
through the dull, sleeping village, back into the broad moonlit
thoroughfare. We came to a cross-road to the right, but the track we
pursued still led us straight on. We had measured back nearly half the
way to the post-town at which we had last changed, when lo! there emerged
from a by-lane two postilions and their horses!

At that sight our companion, shouting loud, pushed on before us and
hailed his fellows. A few words gave us the information we sought. A
wheel had come off the carriage just by the turn of the road, and the
young lady and her servants had taken refuge in a small inn not many
yards down the lane. The man-servant had dismissed the post-boys after
they had baited their horses, saying they were to come again in the
morning and bring a blacksmith to repair the wheel.

"How came the wheel off?" asked Roland, sternly.

"Why, sir, the linch-pin was all rotted away, I suppose, and came out."

"Did the servant get off the dickey after you set out, and before the
accident happened?"

"Why, yes. He said the wheels were catching fire, that they had not the
patent axles, and he had forgot to have them oiled."

"And he looked at the wheels, and shortly afterwards the linch-pin came
out? Eh?"

"Anan, sir!" said the post-boy, staring; "why, and indeed so it was!"

"Come on, Pisistratus, we are in time; but pray God, pray God that--" The
Captain dashed his spurs into the horse's sides, and the rest of his
words were lost to me.

A few yards back from the causeway, a broad patch of green before it,
stood the inn,--a sullen, old-fashioned building of cold gray stone,
looking livid in the moonlight, with black firs at one side throwing over
half of it a dismal shadow. So solitary,--not a house, not a but near it!
If they who kept the inn were such that villany might reckon on their
connivance, and innocence despair of their aid, there was no neighborhood
to alarm, no refuge at hand. The spot was well chosen.

The doors of the inn were closed; there was a light in the room below:
but the outside shutters were drawn over the windows on the first floor.
My uncle paused a moment, and said to the postilion,--

"Do you know the back way to the premises?"

"No, sir; I does n't often come by this way, and they be new folks that
have taken the house,--and I hear it don't prosper over much."

"Knock at the door; we will stand a little aside while you do so. If any
one ask what you want, merely say you would speak to the servant,--that
you have found a purse. Here, hold up mine."

Roland and I had dismounted, and my uncle drew me close to the wall by
the door, observing that my impatience ill submitted to what seemed to me
idle preliminaries.

"Hist!" whispered he. "If there be anything to conceal within, they will
not answer the door till some one has reconnoitred; were they to see us,
they would refuse to open. But seeing only the post-boy, whom they will
suppose at first to be one of those who brought the carriage, they will
have no suspicion. Be ready to rush in the moment the door is unbarred."

My uncle's veteran experience did not deceive him. There was a long
silence before any reply was made to the post-boy's summons; the light
passed to and fro rapidly across the window, as if persons were moving
within. Roland made sign to the post-boy to knock again. He did so twice,
thrice; and at last, from an attic window in the roof, a head obtruded
and a voice cried, "Who are you? What do you want?"

"I'm the post-boy at the Red Lion; I want to see the servant with the
brown carriage: I have found this purse!"

"Oh! that's all; wait a bit."

The head disappeared. We crept along under the projecting eaves of the
house; we heard the bar lifted from the door, the door itself cautiously
opened: one spring, and I stood within, and set my back to the door to
admit Roland.

"Ho, help! thieves! help!" cried a loud voice, and I felt a hand grip at
my throat. I struck at random in the dark, and with effect, for my blow
was followed by a groan and a curse.

Roland, meanwhile, had detected a ray through the chinks of a door in the
hall, and, guided by it, found his way into the room at the window of
which we had seen the light pass and go, while without. As he threw the
door open, I bounded after him and saw, in a kind of parlor, two
females,--the one a stranger, no doubt the hostess; the other the
treacherous abigail. Their faces evinced their terror.

"Woman," I said, seizing the last, "where is Miss Trevanion?" Instead of
replying, the woman set up a loud shriek. Another light now gleamed from
the staircase which immediately faced the door, and I heard a voice, that
I recognized as Peacock's, cry out, "Who's there?--What's the matter?"

I made a rush at the stairs. A burly form (that of the landlord, who had
recovered from my blow) obstructed my way for a moment, to measure its
length on the floor at the next. I was at the top of the stairs; Peacock
recognized me, recoiled, and extinguished the light. Oaths, cries, and
shrieks now resounded through the dark. Amidst them all I suddenly heard
a voice exclaim, "Here, here! help!" It was the voice of Fanny. I made my
way to the right, whence the voice came, and received a violent blow.
Fortunately it fell on the arm which I extended, as men do who feel their
way through the dark. It was not the right arm, and I seized and closed
on my assailant. Roland now came up, a candle in his hand; and at that
sight my antagonist, who was no other than Peacock, slipped from me and
made a rush at the stairs. But the Captain caught him with his grasp of
iron. Fearing nothing for Roland in a contest with any single foe, and
all my thoughts bent on the rescue of her whose voice again broke on my
ear, I had already (before the light of the candle which Roland held went
out in the struggle between himself and Peacock) caught sight of a door
at the end of the passage, and thrown myself against it: it was locked,
but it shook and groaned to my pressure.

"Hold back, whoever you are," cried a voice from the room within, far
different from that wail of distress which had guided my steps. "Hold
back at the peril of your life!"

The voice, the threat, redoubled my strength: the door flew from its
fastenings. I stood in the room. I saw Fanny at my feet, clasping my
hands; then raising herself, she hung on my shoulder and murmured
"Saved!" Opposite to me, his face deformed by passion, his eyes literally
blazing with savage fire, his nostrils distended, his lips apart, stood
the man I have called Francis Vivian.

"Fanny--Miss Trevanion--what outrage, what villany is this? You have not
met this man at your free choice,--oh, speak!" Vivian sprang forward.

"Question no one but me. Unhand that lady,--she is my betrothed; shall be
my wife."

"No, no, no,--don't believe him," cried Fanny; "I have been betrayed by
my own servants,--brought here, I know not how! I heard my father was
ill; I was on my way to him that man met me here and dared to--"

"Miss Trevanion--yes, I dared to say I loved you!"

"Protect me from him! You will protect me from him?"

"No, madam!" said a voice behind me, in a deep tone; "it is I who claim
the right to protect you from that man; it is I who now draw around you
the arm of one sacred, even to him; it is I who, from this spot, launch
upon his head--a father's curse. Violator of the hearth, baffled
ravisher, go thy way to the doom which thou hast chosen for thyself! God
will be merciful to me yet, and give me a grave before thy course find
its close in the hulks or at the gallows!"

A sickness came over me, a terror froze my veins; I reeled back, and
leaned for support against the wall. Roland had passed his arm round
Fanny, and she, frail and trembling, clung to his broad breast, looking
fearfully up to his face. And never in that face, ploughed by deep
emotions and dark with unutterable sorrows, had I seen an expression so
grand in its wrath, so sublime in its despair. Following the direction of
his eye, stern and fixed as the look of one who prophesies a destiny and
denounces a doom, I shivered as I gazed upon the son. His whole frame
seemed collapsed and shrinking, as if already withered by the curse; a
ghastly whiteness overspread the cheek, usually glowing with the dark
bloom of Oriental youth; the knees knocked together; and at last, with a
faint exclamation of pain, like the cry of one who receives a death-blow,
he bowed his face over his clasped hands, and so remained--still, but

Instinctively I advanced, and placed myself between the father and the
son, murmuring, "Spare him; see, his own heart crushes him down." Then
stealing towards the son, I whispered, "Go, go; the crime was not
committed, the curse can be recalled." But my words touched a wrong chord
in that dark and rebellious nature. The young man withdrew his hands
hastily from his face and reared his front in passionate defiance.

Waving me aside, he cried, "Away! I acknowledge no authority over my
actions and my fate; I allow no mediator between this lady and myself!
Sir," he continued, gazing gloomily on his father,--"sir, you forget our
compact. Our ties were severed, your power over me annulled; I resigned
the name you bear: to you I was, and am still, as the dead. I deny your
right to step between me and the object dearer to me than life.

"Oh!"--and here he stretched forth his hands towards Fanny--"Oh, Miss
Trevanion, do not refuse me one prayer, however you condemn me. Let me
see you alone but for one moment; let me but prove to you that, guilty as
I may have been, it was not from the base motives you will hear imputed
to me,--that it was not the heiress I sought to decoy, it was the woman I
sought to win; oh, hear me--"

"No, no," murmured Fanny, clinging closer to Roland, "do not leave me.
If, as it seems, he is your son, I forgive him; but let him go,--I
shudder at his very voice!"

"Would you have me indeed, annihilate the memory of the bond between us?"
said Roland, in a hollow voice; "would you have me see in you only the
vile thief, the lawless felon,--deliver you up to justice, or strike you
to my feet? Let the memory still save you, and begone!"

Again I caught hold of the guilty son, and again he broke from my grasp.

"It is," he said, folding his arms deliberately on his breast, "it is for
me to command in this house; all who are within it must submit to my
orders. You, sir, who hold reputation, name, and honor at so high a
price, how can you fail to see that you would rob them from the lady whom
you would protect from the insult of my affection? How would the world
receive the tale of your rescue of Miss Trevanion; how believe that--Oh!
pardon me, madam--Miss Trevanion--Fanny--pardon me--I am mad. Only hear
me,--alone, alone; and then if you too say, 'Begone!' I submit without a
murmur I allow no arbiter but you."

But Fanny still clung closer and closer still to Roland. At that moment I
heard voices and the trampling of feet below; and supposing that the
accomplices in this villany were mustering courage perhaps to mount to
the assistance of their employer, I lost all the compassion that had
hitherto softened my horror of the young man's crime, and all the awe
with which that confession had been attended. I therefore this time
seized the false Vivian with a grip that he could no longer shake off,
and said sternly, "Beware how you aggravate your offence! If strife
ensues, it will not be between father and son, and--"

Fanny sprang forward. "Do not provoke this bad, dangerous man! I fear him
not. Sir, I will hear you, and alone."

"Never!" cried I and Roland simultaneously.

Vivian turned his look fiercely to me, and with a sullen bitterness to
his father; and then, as if resigning his former prayer, he said: "Well,
then, be it so; even in the presence of those who judge me so severely, I
will speak at least." He paused, and throwing into his voice a passion
that, had the repugnance at his guilt been less, would not have been
without pathos, he continued to address Fanny: "I own that when I first
saw you I might have thought of love as the poor and ambitious think of
the way to wealth and power. Those thoughts vanished, and nothing
remained in my heart but love and madness. I was as a man in a delirium
when I planned this snare. I knew but one object, saw but one heavenly
vision. Oh! mine--mine at least in that vision--are you indeed lost to me

There was that in this man's tone and manner which, whether arising from
accomplished hypocrisy or actual, if perverted, feeling, would, I
thought, find its way at once to the heart of a woman who, however
wronged, had once loved him; and with a cold misgiving, I fixed my eyes
on Miss Trevanion. Her look, as she turned with a visible tremor,
suddenly met mine, and I believe that she discerned my doubt; for after
suffering her eyes to rest on my own with something of mournful reproach,
her lips curved as with the pride, of her mother, and for the first time
in my life I saw anger on her brow.

"It is well, sir, that you have thus spoken to me in the presence of
others, for in their presence I call upon you to say, by that honor which
the son of this gentleman may for a while forget, but cannot wholly
forfeit,--I call upon you to say whether, by deed, word, or sign, I,
Frances Trevanion, ever gave you cause to believe that I returned the
feeling you say you entertained for me, or encouraged you to dare this
attempt to place me in your power."

"No!" cried Vivian, readily, but with a writhing lip, "no; but where I
loved so deeply, perilled all my fortune for one fair and free occasion
to tell you so alone, I would not think that such love could meet only
loathing and disdain. What! has Nature shaped me so unkindly that where I
love no love can reply? What! has the accident of birth shut me out from
the right to woo and mate with the high-born? For the last, at least that
gentleman in justice should tell you since it has been his care to instil
the haughty lesson into me, that my lineage is one that befits lofty
hopes and warrants fearless ambition. My hopes, my ambition--they were
you Oh, Miss Trevanion, it is true that to win you I would have braved
the world's laws, defied every foe save him who now rises before me. Yet,
believe me, believe me, had I won what I dared to aspire to, you would
not have been disgraced by your choice; and the name, for which I thank
not my father, should not have been despised by the woman who pardoned my
presumption, nor by the man who now tramples on my anguish and curses me
in my desolation."

Not by a word had Roland sought to interrupt his son,--nay, by a feverish
excitement which my heart understood in its secret sympathy, he had
seemed eagerly to court every syllable that could extenuate the darkness
of the offence, or even imply some less sordid motive for the baseness of
the means. But as the son now closed with the words of unjust reproach
and the accents of fierce despair,--closed a defence that showed, in its
false pride and its perverted eloquence, so utter a blindness to every
principle of that Honor which had been the father's idol,--Roland placed
his hand before the eyes that he had previously, as if spell-bound, fixed
on the hardened offender, and once more drawing Fanny towards him,

"His breath pollutes the air that innocence and honesty should breathe.
He says all in this house are at his command,--why do we stay? Let us
go." He turned towards the door, and Fanny with him.

Meanwhile the louder sounds below had been silenced for some moments; but
I heard a step in the hall. Vivian started, and placed himself before us.

"No, no; you cannot leave me thus, Miss Trevanion. I resign you,--be it
so; I do not even ask for pardon. But to leave this house thus, without
carriage, without attendants, without explanation! The blame falls on
me,--it shall do so; but at least vouchsafe me the right to repair what I
yet can repair of the wrong, to protect all that is left to me,--your

As he spoke he did not perceive (for he was facing us, and with his back
to the door) that a new actor had noiselessly entered on the scene, and,
pausing by the threshold, heard his last words.

"The name of Miss Trevanion, sir,--and from what?" asked the new comer as
he advanced and surveyed Vivian with a look that, but for its quiet,
would have seemed disdain.

"Lord Castleton!" exclaimed Fanny, lifting up the face she had buried in
her hands.

Vivian recoiled in dismay, and gnashed his teeth.

"Sir," said the marquis, "I await your reply; for not even you, in my
presence, shall imply that one reproach can be attached to the name of
that lady."

"Oh, moderate your tone to me, my Lord Castleton!" cried Vivian; "in you,
at least, there is one man I am not forbidden to brave and defy. It was
to save that lady from the cold ambition of her parents; it was to
prevent the sacrifice of her youth and beauty to one whose sole merits
are his wealth and his titles,--it was this that impelled me to the crime
I have committed; this that hurried me on to risk all for one hour when
youth at least could plead its cause to youth; and this gives me now the
power to say that it does rest with me to protect the name of the lady,
whom your very servility to that world which you have made your idol
forbids you to claim from the heartless ambition that would sacrifice the
daughter to the vanity of the parents. Ha! the future Marchioness of
Castleton on her way to Scotland with a penniless adventurer! Ha! if my
lips are sealed, who but I can seal the lips of those below in my secret?
The secret shall be kept, but on this condition,--you shall not triumph
where I have failed; I may lose what I adored, but I do not resign it to
another. Ha! have I foiled you, my Lord Castleton? Ha, ha!"

"No, Sir; and I almost forgive you the villany you have not effected, for
informing me, for the first time, that had I presumed to address Miss
Trevanion, her parents at least would have pardoned the presumption.
Trouble not yourself as to what your accomplices may say. They have
already confessed their infamy and your own. Out of my path, Sir!"

Then, with the benign look of a father and the lofty grace of a prince,
Lord Castleton advanced to Fanny. Looking round with a shudder, she
hastily placed her hand in his, and by so doing perhaps prevented some
violence on the part of Vivian, whose heaving breast and eye bloodshot,
and still unquailing, showed how little even shame had subdued his
fiercer passions. But he made no offer to detain them, and his tongue
seemed to cleave to his lips. Now, as Fanny moved to the door she passed
Roland, who stood motionless and with vacant looks, like an image of
stone; and with a beautiful tenderness, for which (even at this distant
date, recalling it) I say, "God requite thee, Fanny," she laid her other
hand on Roland's arm and said, "Come, too: your arm still."

But Roland's limbs trembled and refused to stir; his head, relaxing,
drooped on his breast, his eyes closed. Even Lord Castleton was so struck
(though unable to guess the true and terrible cause of his dejection)
that he forgot his desire to hasten from the spot, and cried with all his
kindliness of heart, "You are ill, you faint; give him your arm,

"It is nothing," said Roland, feebly, as he leaned heavily on my arm
while I turned back my head, with all the bitterness of that reproach
which filled my heart speaking in the eyes that sought him whose place
should have been where mine now was. And oh!--thank Heaven, thank
Heaven!--the look was not in vain. In the same moment the son was at the
father's knees.

"Oh, pardon, pardon! Wretch, lost wretch though I be, I bow my head to
the curse. Let it fall,--but on me, and on me only; not on your own heart

Fanny burst into tears, sobbing out, "Forgive him, as I do."

Roland did not heed her.

"He thinks that the heart was not shattered before the curse could come,"
he said, in a voice so weak as to be scarcely audible. Then, raising his
eyes to heaven, his lips moved as if he prayed inly. Pausing, he
stretched his hands over his son's head, and averting his face, said, "I
revoke the curse. Pray to thy God for pardon."

Perhaps not daring to trust himself further, he then made a violent
effort and hurried from the room.

We followed silently. When we gained the end of the passage, the door of
the room we had left closed with a sullen jar.

As the sound smote on my ear, with it came so terrible a sense of the
solitude upon which that door had closed, so keen and quick an
apprehension of some fearful impulse, suggested by passions so fierce to
a condition so forlorn, that instinctively I stopped, and then hurried
back to the chamber. The lock of the door having been previously forced,
there was no barrier to oppose my entrance. I advanced, and beheld a
spectacle of such agony as can only be conceived by those who have looked
on the grief which takes no fortitude from reason, no consolation from
conscience,--the grief which tells us what would be the earth were man
abandoned to his passions, and the Chance of the atheist reigned alone in
the merciless heavens. Pride humbled to the dust; ambition shivered into
fragments; love (or the passion mistaken for it) blasted into ashes;
life, at the first onset, bereaved of its holiest ties, forsaken by its
truest guide; shame that writhed for revenge; and remorse that knew not
prayer,--all, all blended, yet distinct, were in that awful spectacle of
the guilty son.

And I had told but twenty years, and my heart had been mellowed in the
tender sunshine of a happy home, and I had loved this boy as a stranger;
and lo, he was Roland's son! I forgot all else, looking upon that
anguish; and I threw myself on the ground by the form that writhed there,
and folding my arms round the breast which in vain repelled me, I
whispered, "Comfort, comfort: life is long. You shall redeem the past,
you shall efface the stain, and your father shall bless you yet!"


I could not stay long with my unhappy cousin, but still I stayed long
enough to make me think it probable that Lord Castleton's carriage would
have left the inn; and when, as I passed the hall, I saw it standing
before the open door, I was seized with fear for Roland,--his emotions
might have ended in some physical attack. Nor were those fears without
foundation. I found Fanny kneeling beside the old soldier in the parlor
where we had seen the two women, and bathing his temples, while Lord
Castleton was binding his arm; and the marquis's favorite valet, who,
amongst his other gifts, was something of a surgeon, was wiping the blade
of the penknife that had served instead of a lancet. Lord Castleton
nodded to me. "Don't be uneasy,--a little fainting fit; we have bled him.
He is safe now,--see, he is recovering." Roland's eyes, as they opened,
turned to me with an anxious, inquiring look. I smiled upon him as I
kissed his forehead, and could, with a safe conscience, whisper words
which neither father nor Christian could refuse to receive as comfort.

In a few minutes more we had left the house. As Lord Castleton's carriage
only held two, the marquis, having assisted Miss Trevanion and Roland to
enter, quietly mounted the seat behind and made a sign to me to come by
his side, for there was room for both. (His servant had taken one of the
horses that had brought thither Roland and myself, and already gone on
before.) No conversation took place between us then. Lord Castleton
seemed profoundly affected, and I had no words at my command.

When we reached the inn at which Lord Castleton had changed horses, about
six miles distant, the marquis insisted on Fanny's taking some rest for a
few hours; for indeed she was thoroughly worn out.

I attended my uncle to his room; but he only answered my assurances of
his son's repentance with a pressure of the hand, and then, gliding from
me, went into the farthest recess of the room and there knelt down. When
he rose, he was passive and tractable as a child. He suffered me to
assist him to undress; and when he had lain down on the bed, he turned
his face quietly from the light, and after a few heavy sighs, sleep
seemed mercifully to steal upon him. I listened to his breathing till it
grew low and regular, and then descended to the sitting-room in which I
had left Lord Castleton, for he had asked me in a whisper to seek him

I found the marquis seated by the fire, in a thoughtful and dejected

"I am glad you are come," said he, making room for me on the hearth, "for
I assure you I have not felt so mournful for many years; we have much to
explain to each other. Will you begin? They say the sound of the bell
dissipates the thunder-cloud; and there is nothing like the voice of a
frank, honest nature to dispel all the clouds that come upon us when we
think of our own faults and the villany of others. But I beg you a
thousand pardons: that young man your relation,--your brave uncle's son?
Is it possible?"

My explanations to Lord Castleton were necessarily brief and imperfect.
The separation between Roland and his son; my ignorance of its cause; my
belief in the death of the latter; my chance acquaintance with the
supposed Vivian; the interest I took in him; the relief it was to the
fears for his fate with which he inspired me, to think he had returned to
the home I ascribed to him; and the circumstances which had induced my
suspicions, justified by the result,--all this was soon hurried over.

"But I beg your pardon," said the marquis, interrupting me "did you, in
your friendship for one so unlike you, even by your own partial account,
never suspect that you had stumbled upon your lost cousin?"

"Such an idea never could have crossed me."

And here I must observe that though the reader, at the first introduction
of Vivian, would divine the secret, the penetration of a reader is wholly
different from that of the actor in events. That I had chanced on one of
those curious coincidences in the romance of real life which a reader
looks out for and expects in following the course of narrative, was a
supposition forbidden to me by a variety of causes. There was not the
least family resemblance between Vivian and any of his relations; and,
somehow or other, in Roland's son I had pictured to myself a form and a
character wholly different from Vivian's. To me it would have seemed
impossible that my cousin could have been so little curious to hear any
of our joint family affairs; been so unheedful, or even weary, if I spoke
of Roland,--never, by a word or tone, have betrayed a sympathy with his
kindred. And my other conjecture was so probable,--son of the Colonel
Vivian whose name he bore. And that letter, with the post-mark of
"Godalming," and my belief, too, in my cousin's death,--even now I am not
surprised that the idea never occurred to me.

I paused from enumerating these excuses for my dulness, angry with
myself, for I noticed that Lord Castleton's fair brow darkened; and he
exclaimed, "What deceit he must have gone through before he could become
such a master in the art!"

"That is true, and I cannot deny it," said I. "But his punishment now is
awful; let us hope that repentance may follow the chastisement. And
though certainly it must have been his own fault that drove him from his
father's home and guidance, yet, so driven, let us make some allowance
for the influence of evil companionship on one so young,--for the
suspicions that the knowledge of evil produces, and turns into a kind of
false knowledge of the world. And in this last and worst of all his

"Ah, how justify that?"

"Justify it? Good Heavens! Justify it? No. I only say this, strange as it
may seem, that I believe his affection for Miss Trevanion was for
herself,--so he says, from the depth of an anguish in which the most
insincere of men would cease to feign. But no more of this; she is saved,
thank Heaven!"

"And you believe," said Lord Castleton, musingly, "that he spoke the
truth when he thought that I--" The marquis stopped, cowered slightly,
and then went on. "But no; Lady Ellinor and Trevanion, whatever might
have been in their thoughts, would never have so forgot their dignity as
to take him, a youth, almost a stranger,--nay, take any one into their
confidence on such a subject."

"It was but by broken gasps, incoherent, disconnected words, that
Vivian--I mean my cousin--gave me any explanation of this. But Lady N--,
at whose house he was staying, appears to have entertained such a notion,
or at least led my cousin to think so."

"Ah! that is possible," said Lord Castleton, with a look of relief. "Lady
N--and I were boy and girl together; we correspond; she has written to me
suggesting that--Ah! I see,--an indiscreet woman. Hum! this comes of lady

Lord Castleton had recourse to the Beaudesert mixture; and then, as if
eager to change the subject, began his own explanation. On receiving my
letter, he saw even more cause to suspect a snare than I had done, for he
had that morning received a letter from Trevanion, not mentioning a word
about his illness; and on turning to the newspaper, and seeing a
paragraph headed, "Sudden and alarming illness of Mr. Trevanion," the
marquis had suspected some party manoeuvre or unfeeling hoax, since the
mail that had brought the letter must have travelled as quickly as any
messenger who had given the information to the newspaper. He had,
however, immediately sent down to the office of the journal to inquire on
what authority the paragraph had been inserted, while he despatched
another messenger to St. James's Square. The reply from the office was
that the message had been brought by a servant in Mr. Trevanion's livery,
but was not admitted as news until it had been ascertained by inquiries
at the minister's house that Lady Ellinor had received the same
intelligence, and actually left town in consequence.

"I was extremely sorry for poor Lady Ellinor's uneasiness," said Lord
Castleton, "and extremely puzzled; but I still thought there could be no
real ground for alarm until your letter reached me. And when you there
stated your conviction that Mr. Gower was mixed up in this fable, and
that it concealed some snare upon Fanny, I saw the thing at a glance. The
road to Lord N--'s, till within the last stage or two, would be the road
to Scotland. And a hardy and unscrupulous adventurer, with the assistance
of Miss Trevanion's servants, might thus entrap her to Scotland itself,
and there work on her fears, or if he had hope in her affections, entrap
her into consent to a Scotch marriage. You may be sure, therefore, that I
was on the road as soon as possible. But as your messenger came all the
way from the City, and not so quickly perhaps as he might have come; and
then as there was the carriage to see to, and the horses to send for,--I
found myself more than an hour and a half behind you. Fortunately,
however, I made good ground, and should probably have overtaken you
half-way, but that, on passing between a ditch and wagon, the carriage
was upset, and that somewhat delayed me. On arriving at the town where
the road branched off to Lord N--'s, I was rejoiced to learn you had
taken what I was sure would prove the right direction; and finally I
gained the clew to that villanous inn, by the report of the post-boys who
had taken Miss Trevanion's carriage there, and met you on the road. On
reaching the inn I found two fellows conferring outside the door. They
sprang in as we drove up, but not before my servant Summers--a quick
fellow, you know, who has travelled with me from Norway to Nubia--had
quitted his seat and got into the house, into which I followed him with a
step, you dog, as active as your own! Egad! I was twenty-one then! Two
fellows had already knocked down poor Summers, and showed plenty of
fight. Do you know," said the marquis, interrupting himself with an air
of serio-comic humiliation--"do you know that I actually--no, you never
will believe it; mind, 't is a secret--actually broke my cane over one
fellows shoulders? Look!" (and the marquis held up the fragment of the
lamented weapon). "And I half suspect, but I can't say positively, that I
had even the necessity to demean myself by a blow with the naked
hand,--clenched too! Quite Eton again; upon my honor it was! Ha, ha!"

And the marquis--whose magnificent proportions, in the full vigor of
man's strongest, if not his most combative, age, would have made him a
formidable antagonist even to a couple of prize-fighters, supposing he
had retained a little of Eton skill in such encounters--laughed with the
glee of a schoolboy, whether at the thought of his prowess; or his sense
of the contrast between so rude a recourse to primitive warfare, and his
own indolent habits and almost feminine good temper. Composing himself,
however, with the quick recollection how little I could share his
hilarity, he resumed gravely, "It took us some time, I don't say to
defeat our foes, but to bind them, which I thought a necessary
precaution; one fellow, Trevanion's servant, all the while stunning me
with quotations from Shakspeare. I then gently laid hold of a gown, the
bearer of which had been long trying to scratch me, but being, luckily, a
small woman, had not succeeded in reaching to my eyes. But the gown
escaped, and fluttered off to the kitchen. I followed, and there I found
Miss Trevanion's Jezebel of a maid. She was terribly frightened, and
affected to be extremely penitent. I own to you that I don't care what a
man says in the way of slander, but a woman's tongue against another
woman,--especially if that tongue be in the mouth of a lady's lady,--I
think it always worth silencing; I therefore consented to pardon this
woman on condition she would find her way here before morning. No scandal
shall come from her. Thus you see some minutes elapsed before I joined
you; but I minded that the less as I heard you and the Captain were
already in the room with Miss Trevanion. And not, alas! dreaming of your
connection with the culprit, I was wondering what could have delayed you
so long,--afraid, I own it, to find that Miss Trevanion's heart might
have been seduced by that--hem, hem!--handsome--young--hem, hem--There's
no fear of that?" added Lord Castleton, anxiously, as he bent his bright
eyes upon mine.

I felt myself color as I answered firmly, "It is just to Miss Trevanion
to add that the unhappy man owned, in her presence and in shine, that he
had never had the slightest encouragement for his attempt,--never one
cause to believe that she approved the affection which, I try to think,
blinded and maddened himself."

"I believe you; for I think--" Lord Castleton paused uneasily, again
looked at me, rose, and walked about the room with evident agitation;
then, as if he had come to some resolution, he returned to the hearth and
stood facing me.

"My dear young friend," said he, with his irresistible kindly frankness,
"this is an occasion that excuses all things between us, even my
impertinence. Your conduct from first to last has been such that I wish,
from the bottom of my heart, that I had a daughter to offer you, and that
you felt for her as I believe you feel for Miss Trevanion. These are not
mere words; do not look down as if ashamed. All the marquisates in the
world would never give me the pride I should feel if I could see in my
life one steady self-sacrifice to duty and honor equal to that which I
have witnessed in you."

"Oh, my lord! my lord!"

"Hear me out. That you love Fanny Trevanion I know; that she may have
innocently, timidly, half-unconsciously, returned that affection, I think
probable. But--"

"I know what you would say; spare me,--I know it all."

"No! it is a thing impossible; and if Lady Ellinor could consent, there
would be such a life-long regret on her part, such a weight of obligation
on yours, that--No, I repeat, it is impossible! But let us both think of
this poor girl. I know her better than you can,--have known her from a
child; know all her virtues,--they are charming; all her faults,--they
expose her to danger. These parents of hers, with their genius and
ambition, may do very well to rule England and influence the world; but
to guide the fate of that child--no!" Lord Castleton stopped, for he was
affected. I felt my old jealousy return, but it was no longer bitter.

"I say nothing," continued the marquis, "of this position, in which,
without fault of hers, Miss Trevanion is placed: Lady Ellinor's knowledge
of the world, and woman's wit, will see how all that can be best put
right. Still, it is awkward, and demands much consideration. But putting
this aside altogether, if you do firmly believe that Miss Trevanion is
lost to you, can you bear to think that she is to be flung as a mere
cipher into the account of the worldly greatness of an aspiring
politician,--married to some minister too busy to watch over her, or some
duke who looks to pay off his mortgages with her fortune; minister or
duke only regarded as a prop to Trevanion's power against a
counter-cabal, or as giving his section a preponderance in the cabinet?
Be assured such is her most likely destiny, or rather the beginning of a
destiny yet more mournful. Now, I tell you this, that he who marries
Fanny Trevanion should have little other object, for the first few years
of marriage, than to correct her failings and develop her virtues.
Believe one who, alas! has too dearly bought his knowledge of
woman,--hers is a character to be formed. Well, then, if this prize be
lost to you, would it be an irreparable grief to your generous affection
to think that it has fallen to the lot of one who at least knows his
responsibilities, and--who will redeem his own life, hitherto wasted, by
the steadfast endeavor to fulfil them? Can you take this hand still, and
press it, even though it be a rival's?"

"My lord! this from you to me is an honor that--"

"You will not take my hand? Then, believe me, it is not I that will give
that grief to your heart."

Touched, penetrated, melted, by this generosity in a man of such lofty
claims, to one of my age and fortunes, I pressed that noble hand, half
raising it to my lips,--an action of respect that would have misbecome
neither; but he gently withdrew the hand, in the instinct of his natural
modesty. I had then no heart to speak further on such a subject, but
faltering out that I would go and see my uncle, I took up the light and
ascended the stairs. I crept noiselessly into Roland's room, and shading
the light, saw that, though he slept, his face was very troubled. And
then I thought, "What are my young griefs to his?" and sitting beside the
bed, communed with my own heart and was still.


At sunrise I went down into the sitting-room, having resolved to write to
my father to join us; for I felt how much Roland needed his comfort and
his counsel, and it was no great distance from the old Tower. I was
surprised to find Lord Castleton still seated by the fire; he had
evidently not gone to bed.

"That's right," said he; "we must encourage each other to recruit
nature;" and he pointed to the breakfast-things on the table.

I had scarcely tasted food for many hours, but I was only aware of my own
hunger by a sensation of faintness. I ate unconsciously, and was almost
ashamed to feel how much the food restored me.

"I suppose," said I, "that you will soon set off to Lord N--'s?"

"Nay, did I not tell you that I have sent Summers express, with a note to
Lady Ellinor begging her to come here? I did not see, on reflection, how
I could decorously accompany Miss Trevanion alone, without even a female
servant, to a house full of gossiping guests. And even had your uncle
been well enough to go with us, his presence would but have created an
additional cause for wonder; so as soon as we arrived, and while you went
up with the Captain, I wrote my letter and despatched my man. I expect
Lady Ellinor will be here before nine o'clock. Meanwhile I have already
seen that infamous waiting-woman, and taken care to prevent any danger
from her garrulity. And you will be pleased to hear that I have hit upon
a mode of satisfying the curiosity of our friend Mrs. Grundy--that
is,'the World'--without injury to any one. We must suppose that that
footman of Trevanion's was out of his mind,--it is but a charitable, and
your good father would say a philosophical, supposition. All great
knavery is madness! The world could not get on if truth and goodness were
not the natural tendencies of sane minds. Do you understand?"

"Not quite."

"Why, the footman, being out of his mind, invented this mad story of
Trevanion's illness, frightened Lady Ellinor and Miss Trevanion out of
their wits with his own chimera, and hurried them both off, one after the
other. I, having heard from Trevanion, and knowing he could not have been
ill when the servant left him, set off, as was natural in so old a friend
of the family, saved her from the freaks of a maniac,--who, getting more
and more flighty, was beginning to play the Jack o' Lantern, and leading
her, Heaven knows where, over the country,--and then wrote to Lady
Ellinor to come to her. It is but a hearty laugh at our expense, and Mrs.
Grundy is content. If you don't want her to pity or backbite, let her
laugh. She is a she-Cerberus,--she wants to eat you; well stop her mouth
with a cake.

"Yes," continued this better sort of Aristippus, so wise under all his
seeming levities, "the cue thus given, everything favors it. If that
rogue of a lackey quoted Shakspeare as much in the servants' hall as he
did while I was binding him neck and heels in the kitchen, that's enough
for all the household to declare he was moon-stricken; and if we find it
necessary to do anything more, why, we must induce him to go into Bedlam
for a month or two. The disappearance of the waiting-woman is natural;
either I or Lady Ellinor send her about her business for her folly in
being so gulled by the lunatic. If that's unjust, why, injustice to
servants is common enough, public and private; neither minister nor
lackey can be forgiven if he help us into a scrape. One must vent one's
passion on something. Witness my poor cane,--though, indeed, a better
illustration would be the cane that Louis XIV. broke on a footman because
his Majesty was out of humor with the prince, whose shoulders were too
sacred for royal indignation."

"So you see," concluded Lord Castleton, lowering his voice, "that your
uncle, amongst all his other causes of sorrow, may think at least that
his name is spared in his son's. And the young man himself may find
reform easier when freed from that despair of the possibility of
redemption which Mrs. Grundy inflicts upon those who--Courage, then; life
is long!"

"My very words!" I cried; "and so repeated by you, Lord Castleton, they
seem prophetic."

"Take my advice, and don't lose sight of your cousin while his pride is
yet humbled, and his heart perhaps softened. I don't say this only for
his sake. No, it is your poor uncle I think of,--noble old fellow! And
now I think it right to pay Lady Ellinor the respect of repairing, as
well as I can, the havoc three sleepless nights have made on the exterior
of a gentleman who is on the shady side of remorseless forty."

Lord Castleton here left me, and I wrote to my father, begging him to
meet us at the next stage (which was the nearest point from the high road
to the Tower), and I sent off the letter by a messenger on horseback.
That task done, I leaned my head upon my hand, and a profound sadness
settled upon me, despite all my efforts to face the future and think only
of the duties of life--not its sorrows.


Before nine o'clock Lady Ellinor arrived, and went straight into Miss
Trevanion's room; I took refuge in my uncle's. Roland was awake and calm,
but so feeble that he made no effort to rise; and it was his calm,
indeed, that alarmed me the most,--it was like the calm of nature
thoroughly exhausted. He obeyed me mechanically, as a patient takes from
your hand the draught, of which he is almost unconscious, when I pressed
him to take food. He smiled on me faintly when I spoke to him, but made
me a sign that seemed to implore silence. Then he turned his face from me
and buried it in the pillow; and I thought that he slept again, when,
raising himself a little, and feeling for my hand, he said, in a scarcely
audible voice,--

"Where is he?"

"Would you see him, sir?"

"No, no; that would kill me,--and then what would become of him?"

"He has promised me an interview, and in that interview I feel assured he
will obey your wishes, whatever they are." Roland made no answer.

"Lord Castleton has arranged all, so that his name and madness (thus let
us call it) will never be known."

"Pride, pride, pride still!" murmured the old soldier. "The name, the
name,--well, that is much; but the living soul!--I wish Austin were

"I have sent for him, sir."

Roland pressed my hand, and was again silent. Then he began to mutter, as
I thought, incoherently about the Peninsula and obeying orders; and how
some officer woke Lord Wellington at night and said that something or
other (I could not catch what,--the phrase was technical and military)
was impossible; and how Lord Wellington asked, "Where's the order-book?"
and looking into the order-book, said, "Not at all impossible, for it is
in the order-book;" and so Lord Wellington turned round and went to sleep
again. Then suddenly Roland half rose, and said, in a voice clear and
firm, "But Lord Wellington, though a great captain, was a fallible man,
sir, and the order-book was his own mortal handiwork. Get me the Bible!"

Oh, Roland, Roland! and I had feared that thy mind was wandering!

So I went down and borrowed a Bible in large characters, and placed it on
the bed before him, opening the shutters and letting in God's day upon
God's word.

I had just done this when there was a slight knock at the door. I opened
it, and Lord Castleton stood without. He asked me, in a whisper, if he
might see my uncle. I drew him in gently, and pointed to the soldier of
life "learning what was not impossible" from the unerring Order-Book.

Lord Castleton gazed with a changing countenance, and without disturbing
my uncle, stole back. I followed him, and gently closed the door.

"You must save his son," he said in a faltering voice,--"you must; and
tell me how to help you. That sight,--no sermon ever touched me more! Now
come down and receive Lady Ellinor's thanks. We are going. She wants me
to tell my own tale to my old friend Mrs. Grundy; so I go with them.

On entering the sitting-room, Lady Ellinor came up and fairly embraced
me. I need not repeat her thanks, still less the praises, which fell cold
and hollow on my ear. My gaze rested on Fanny where she stood apart,--her
eyes, heavy with fresh tears, bent on the ground. And the sense of all
her charms; the memory of the tender, exquisite kindness she had shown to
the stricken father; the generous pardon she had extended to the criminal
son; the looks she had bent upon me on that memorable night (looks that
had spoken such trust in my presence), the moment in which she had clung
to me for protection, and her breath been warm upon my cheek,--all these
rushed over me, and I felt that the struggle of months was undone, that I
had never loved her as I loved her then, when I saw her but to lose her
evermore! And then there came for the first, and, I now rejoice to think,
for the only time, a bitter, ungrateful accusation against the cruelty of
fortune and the disparities of life. What was it that set our two hearts
eternally apart and made hope impossible? Not nature, but the fortune
that gives a second nature to the world. Ah, could I then think that it
is in that second nature that the soul is ordained to seek its trials,
and that the elements of human virtue find their harmonious place? What I
answered I know not. Neither know I how long I stood there listening to
sounds which seemed to have no meaning, till there came other sounds
which indeed woke my sense and made my blood run cold to hear,--the tramp
of the horses, the grating of the wheels, the voice at the door that said
all was ready.

Then Fanny lifted her eyes, and they met mine; and then involuntarily and
hastily she moved a few steps towards me, and I clasped my right hand to
my heart, as if to still its beating, and remained still. Lord Castleton
had watched us both. I felt that watch upon us, though I had till then
shunned his looks; now, as I turned my eyes from Fanny's, that look came
full upon me,--soft, compassionate, benignant. Suddenly, and with an
unutterable expression of nobleness, the marquis turned to Lady Ellinor
and said: "Pardon me for telling you an old story. A friend of mine--a
man of my own years--had the temerity to hope that he might one day or
other win the affections of a lady young enough to be his daughter, and
whom circumstances and his own heart led him to prefer from all her sex.
My friend had many rivals; and you will not wonder, for you have seen the
lady. Among them was a young gentleman who for months had been an inmate
of the same house (hush, Lady Ellinor! you will hear me out; the interest
of my story is to come), who respected the sanctity of the house he had
entered, and had left it when he felt he loved, for he was poor, and the
lady rich. Some time after, this gentleman saved the lady from a great
danger, and was then on the eve of leaving England (hush! again, hush!).
My friend was present when these two young persons met, before the
probable absence of many years, and so was the mother of the lady to
whose hand he still hoped one day to aspire. He saw that his young rival
wished to say, 'Farewell!' and without a witness; that farewell was all
that his honor and his reason could suffer him to say. My friend saw that
the lady felt the natural gratitude for a great service, and the natural
pity for a generous and unfortunate affection; for so, Lady Ellinor, he
only interpreted the sob that reached his ear! What think you my friend
did? Your high mind at once conjectures. He said to himself: 'If I am
ever to be blest with the heart which, in spite of disparity of years, I
yet hope to win, let me show how entire is the trust that I place in its
integrity and innocence; let the romance of first youth be closed, the
farewell of pure hearts be spoken, unembittered by the idle jealousies of
one mean suspicion.' With that thought, which you, Lady Ellinor, will
never stoop to blame, he placed his hand on that of the noble mother,
drew her gently towards the door, and calmly confident of the result,
left these two young natures to the unwitnessed impulse of maiden honor
and manly duty."

All this was said and done with a grace and earnestness that thrilled the
listeners; word and action suited to each with so inimitable a harmony
that the spell was not broken till the voice ceased and the door closed.

That mournful bliss for which I had so pined was vouchsafed: I was alone
with her to whom, indeed, honor and reason forbade me to say more than
the last farewell.

It was some time before we recovered, before we felt that we were alone.

O ye moments that I can now recall with so little sadness in the mellow
and sweet remembrance, rest ever holy and undisclosed in the solemn
recesses of the heart! Yes, whatever confession of weakness was
interchanged, we were not unworthy of the trust that permitted the
mournful consolation of the parting. No trite love-tale, with vows not to
be fulfilled, and hopes that the future must belie, mocked the realities
of the life that lay before us. Yet on the confines of the dream we saw
the day rising cold upon the world; and if--children as we well-nigh
were--we shrank somewhat from the light, we did not blaspheme the sun and
cry, "There is darkness in the dawn!"

All that we attempted was to comfort and strengthen each other for that
which must be; not seeking to conceal the grief we felt, but promising,
with simple faith, to struggle against the grief. If vow were pledged
between us,--that was the vow: each for the other's sake would strive to
enjoy the blessings Heaven left us still. Well may I say that we were
children! I know not, in the broken words that passed between us, in the
sorrowful hearts which those words revealed, I know not if there were
that which they who own in human passion but the storm and the whirlwind
would call the love of maturer years,--the love that gives fire to the
song, and tragedy to the stage; but I know that there was neither a word
nor a thought which made the sorrow of the children a rebellion to the
Heavenly Father.

And again the door unclosed, and Fanny walked with a firm step to her
mother's side, and pausing there, extended her hand to me and said, as I
bent over it, "Heaven Will be with you!"

A word from Lady Ellinor, a frank smile from him, the rival, one last,
last glance from the soft eyes of Fanny, and then Solitude rushed upon
me,--rushed as something visible, palpable, overpowering. I felt it in
the glare of the sunbeam, I heard it in the breath of the air; like a
ghost it rose there,--where she had filled the space with her presence
but a moment before! A something seemed gone from the universe forever; a
change like that of death passed through my being; and when I woke, to
feel that my being lived again, I knew that it was my youth and its
poet-land that were no more, and that I had passed, with an unconscious
step, which never could retrace its way, into the hard world of laborious



"Please, sir, be this note for you?" asked the waiter.

"For me,--yes; it is my name."

I did not recognize the handwriting, and yet the note was from one whose
writing I had often seen. But formerly the writing was cramped, stiff,
perpendicular (a feigned hand, though I guessed not it was feigned); now
it was hasty, irregular, impatient, scarce a letter formed, scarce a word
that seemed finished, and yet strangely legible withal, as the hand
writing of a bold man almost always is. I opened the note listlessly, and

"I have watched for you all the morning. I saw her go. Well! I did not
throw myself under the hoofs of the horses. I write this in a
public-house, not far. Will you follow the bearer, and see once again the
outcast whom all the rest of the world will shun?"

Though I did not recognize the hand, there could be no doubt who was the

"The boy wants to know if there's an answer," said the waiter.

I nodded, took up my hat, and left the room. A ragged boy was standing in
the yard, and scarcely six words passed between us before I was following
him through a narrow lane that faced the inn and terminated in a
turnstile. Here the boy paused, and making me a sign to go on, went back
his way whistling. I passed the turnstile, and found myself in a green
field, with a row of stunted willows hanging over a narrow rill. I looked
round, and saw Vivian (as I intend still to call him) half kneeling, and
seemingly intent upon some object in the grass.

My eye followed his mechanically. A young unfledged bird that had left
the nest too soon stood, all still and alone, on the bare short sward,
its beak open as for food, its gaze fixed on us with a wistful stare.
Methought there was something in the forlorn bird that softened me more
to the forlorner youth, of whom it seemed a type.

"Now," said Vivian, speaking half to himself, half to me, "did the bird
fall from the nest, or leave the nest at its own wild whim? The parent
does not protect it. Mind, I say not it is the parent's fault,--perhaps
the fault is all with the wanderer. But, look you, though the parent is
not here, the foe is,--yonder, see!"

And the young man pointed to a large brindled cat that, kept back from
its prey by our unwelcome neighborhood, still remained watchful, a few
paces off, stirring its tail gently backwards and forwards, and with that
stealthy look in its round eyes, dulled by the sun,--half fierce, half
frightened,--which belongs to its tribe when man comes between the
devourer and the victim.

"I do see," said I; "but a passing footstep has saved the bird!"

"Stop!" said Vivian, laying my hand on his own, and with his old bitter
smile on his lip,--"stop! Do you think it mercy to save the bird? What
from; and what for? From a natural enemy,--from a short pang and a quick
death? Fie! is not that better than slow starvation,--or, if you take
more heed of it, than the prison-bars of a cage? You cannot restore the
nest, you cannot recall the parent. Be wiser in your mercy,--leave the
bird to its gentlest fate."

I looked hard on Vivian: the lip had lost the bitter smile. He rose and
turned away. I sought to take up the poor bird; but it did not know its
friends, and ran from me, chirping piteously,--ran towards the very jaws
of the grim enemy. I was only just in time to scare away the beast, which
sprang up a tree and glared down through the hanging boughs. Then I
followed the bird, and as I followed, I heard, not knowing at first
whence the sound came, a short, quick, tremulous note. Was it near, was
it far? From the earth, in the sky? Poor parent bird, like parent-love,
it seemed now far and now near; now on earth, now in sky!

And at last, quick and sudden, as if born of the space, lo, the little
wings hovered over me!

The young bird halted, and I also.

"Come," said I, "ye have found each other at last,--settle it between

I went back to the outcast.


Pisistratus.--"How came you to know we had stayed in the town?"

Vivian.--"Do you think I could remain where you left me? I wandered out,
wandered hither. Passing at dawn through yon streets, I saw the hostlers
loitering by the gates of the yard, overheard them talk, and so knew you
were all at the inn,--all!" He sighed heavily.

Pisistratus.--"Your poor father is very ill. Oh, cousin, how could you
fling from you so much love?"

Vivian.--"Love! his! my father's!"

Pisistratus.--"Do you really not believe, then, that your father loved

Vivian.--"If I had believed it, I had never left him. All the gold of the
Indies had never bribed me to leave my mother."

Pisistratus.--"This is indeed a strange misconception of yours. If we can
remove it, all may be well yet. Need there now be any secrets between us?
[persuasively]. Sit down, and tell me all, cousin."

After some hesitation, Vivian complied; and by the clearing of his brow
and the very tone of his voice I felt sure that he was no longer seeking
to disguise the truth. But as I afterwards learned the father's tale as
well as now the son's, so, instead of repeating Vivian's words,
which--not by design, but by the twist of a mind habitually
wrong--distorted the facts, I will state what appears to me the real
case, as between the parties so unhappily opposed. Reader, pardon me if
the recital be tedious; and if thou thinkest that I bear not hard enough
on the erring hero of the story, remember that he who recites, judges as
Austin's son must judge of Roland's.



At The Entrance of Life Sits--The Mother.

It was during the war in Spain that a severe wound, and the fever which
ensued, detained Roland at the house of a Spanish widow. His hostess had
once been rich; but her fortune had been ruined in the general calamities
of the country. She had an only daughter, who assisted to nurse and tend
the wounded Englishman; and when the time approached for Roland's
departure, the frank grief of the young Ramouna betrayed the impression
that the guest had made upon her affections. Much of gratitude, and
something, it might be, of an exquisite sense of honor, aided, in
Roland's breast, the charm naturally produced by the beauty of his young
nurse, and the knightly compassion he felt for her ruined fortunes and
desolate condition.

In one of those hasty impulses common to a generous nature--and which too
often fatally vindicate the rank of Prudence amidst the tutelary Powers
of Life--Roland committed the error of marriage with a girl of whose
connections he knew nothing, and of whose nature little more than its
warm, spontaneous susceptibility. In a few days subsequent to these rash
nuptials, Roland rejoined the march of the army; nor was he able to
return to Spain till after the crowning victory of Waterloo.

Maimed by the loss of a limb, and with the scars of many a noble wound
still fresh, Roland then hastened to a home, the dreams of which had
soothed the bed of pain, and now replaced the earlier visions of renown.
During his absence a son had been born to him,--a son whom he might rear
to take the place he had left in his country's service; to renew, in some
future fields, a career that had failed the romance of his own antique
and chivalrous ambition. As soon as that news had reached him his care
had been to provide an English nurse for the infant, so that with the
first sounds of the mother's endearments, the child might yet hear a
voice from the father's land. A female relation of Bolt had settled in
Spain, and was induced to undertake this duty. Natural as this
appointment was to a man so devotedly English, it displeased his wild and
passionate Ramouna. She had that mother's jealousy, strongest in minds
uneducated; she had also that peculiar pride which belongs to her
country-people of every rank and condition: the jealousy and the pride
were both wounded by the sight of the English nurse at the child's

That Roland on regaining his Spanish hearth should be disappointed in his
expectations of the happiness awaiting him there, was the inevitable
condition of such a marriage, since, not the less for his military
bluntness, Roland had that refinement of feeling, perhaps
over-fastidious, which belongs to all natures essentially poetic; and as
the first illusions of love died away, there could have been little
indeed congenial to his stately temper in one divided from him by an
utter absence of education and by the strong, but nameless, distinctions
of national views and manners. The disappointment probably, however, went
deeper than that which usually attends an ill-assorted union; for instead
of bringing his wife to his old Tower (an expatriation which she would
doubtless have resisted to the utmost), he accepted, maimed as he was,
not very long after his return to Spain, the offer of a military post
under Ferdinand. The Cavalier doctrines and intense loyalty of Roland
attached him, without reflection, to the service of a throne which the
English arms had contributed to establish; while the extreme unpopularity
of the Constitutional Party in Spain, and the stigma of irreligion fixed
to it by the priests, aided to foster Roland's belief that he was
supporting a beloved king against the professors of those revolutionary
and Jacobinical doctrines which to him were the very atheism of politics.
The experience of a few years in the service of a bigot so contemptible
as Ferdinand, whose highest object of patriotism was the restoration of
the Inquisition, added another disappointment to those which had already
embittered the life of a man who had seen in the grand hero of Cervantes
no follies to satirize, but high virtues to imitate. Poor Quixote
himself,--he came mournfully back to his La Mancha with no other reward
for his knight-errantry than a decoration, which he disdained to place
beside his simple Waterloo medal, and a grade for which he would have
blushed to resign his more modest, but more honorable, English dignity.

But still weaving hopes, the sanguine man returned to his Penates. His
child now had grown from infancy into boyhood,--the child would pass
naturally into his care. Delightful occupation! At the thought, home
smiled again.

Now behold the most pernicious circumstance in this ill-omened

The father of Ramouna had been one of that strange and mysterious race
which presents in Spain so many features distinct from the
characteristics of its kindred tribes in more civilized lands. The
Gitano, or gypsy of Spain, is not the mere vagrant we see on our commons
and road-sides. Retaining, indeed, much of his lawless principles and
predatory inclinations, he lives often in towns, exercises various
callings, and not unfrequently becomes rich. A wealthy Gitano had married
a Spanish woman; (1) Roland's wife had been the offspring of this
marriage. The Gitano had died while Ramouna was yet extremely young, and
her childhood had been free from the influences of her paternal kindred.
But though her mother, retaining her own religion, had brought up Ramouna
in the same faith, pure from the godless creed of the Gitano, and at her
husband's death had separated herself wholly from his tribe, still she
had lost caste with her own kin and people. And while struggling to
regain it, the fortune, which made her sole chance of success in that
attempt, was swept away, so that she had remained apart and solitary, and
could bring no friends to cheer the solitude of Ramouna during Roland's
absence. But while my uncle was still in the service of Ferdinand, the
widow died; and then the only relatives who came round Ramouna were her
father's kindred. They had not ventured to claim affinity while her
mother lived, and they did so now by attentions and caresses to her son.
This opened to them at once Ramouna's heart and doors. Meanwhile the
English nurse--who, in spite of all that could render her abode odious to
her, had, from strong love to her charge, stoutly maintained her
post--died, a few weeks after Ramouna's mother; and no healthful
influence remained to counteract those baneful ones to which the heir of
the honest old Caxtons was subject. But Roland returned home in a humor
to be pleased with all things. Joyously he clasped his wife to his
breast, and thought, with self-reproach, that he had forborne too little
and exacted too much,--he would be wiser now. Delightedly he acknowledged
the beauty, the intelligence, and manly bearing of the boy, who played
with his sword-knot and ran off with his pistols as a prize.

The news of the Englishman's arrival at first kept the lawless kinsfolk
from the house; but they were fond of the boy, and the boy of them, and
interviews between him and these wild comrades, if stolen, were not less
frequent. Gradually Roland's eyes became opened. As in habitual
intercourse the boy abandoned the reserve which awe and cunning at first
imposed, Roland was inexpressibly shocked at the bold principles his son
affected, and at his utter incapacity even to comprehend that plain
honesty and that frank honor which to the English soldier, seemed ideas
innate and heaven-planted. Soon afterwards, Roland found that a system of
plunder was carried on in his household, and tracked it to the connivance
of the wife and the agency of his son for the benefit of lazy bravos and
dissolute vagrants. A more patient man than Roland might well have been
exasperated, a more wary man confounded, by this discovery. He took the
natural step,--perhaps insisting on it too summarily; perhaps not
allowing enough for the uncultured mind and lively passions of his
wife,--he ordered her instantly to prepare to accompany him from the
place, and to abandon all communication with her kindred.

A vehement refusal ensued; but Roland was not a man to give up such a
point, and at length a false submission and a feigned repentance soothed
his resentment and obtained his pardon. They moved several miles from the
place; but where they moved, there some at least, and those the worst, of
the baleful brood stealthily followed. Whatever Ramouna's earlier love
for Roland had been, it had evidently long ceased, in the thorough want
of sympathy between them, and in that absence which, if it renews a
strong affection, destroys an affection already weakened. But the mother
and son adored each other with all the strength of their strong, wild
natures. Even under ordinary circumstances the father's influence over a
boy yet in childhood is exerted in vain if the mother lend herself to
baffle it. And in this miserable position, what chance had the blunt,
stern, honest Poland (separated from his son during the most ductile
years of infancy) against the ascendancy of a mother who humored all the
faults and gratified all the wishes of her darling?

In his despair, Roland let fall the threat that if thus thwarted, it
would become his duty to withdraw his son from the mother. This threat
instantly hardened both hearts against him. The wife represented Roland
to the boy as a tyrant, as an enemy, as one who had destroyed all the
happiness they had before enjoyed in each other, as one whose severity
showed that he hated his own child; and the boy believed her. In his own
house a firm union was formed against Roland, and protected by the
cunning which is the force of the weak against the strong.

In spite of all, Roland could never forget the tenderness with which the
young nurse had watched over the wounded man, nor the love--genuine for
the hour, though not drawn from the feelings which withstand the wear and
tear of life--that lips so beautiful had pledged him in the bygone days.
These thoughts must have come perpetually between his feelings and his
judgment, to embitter still more his position, to harass still more his
heart. And if, by the strength of that sense of duty which made the force
of his character, he could have strung himself to the fulfilment of the
threat, humanity, at all events, compelled him to delay it,--his wife
promised to be again a mother. Blanche was born. How could he take the
infant from the mother's breast, or abandon the daughter to the fatal
influences from which only, by so violent an effort, he could free the

No wonder, poor Roland, that those deep furrows contracted thy bold
front, and thy hair grew gray before its time!

Fortunately, perhaps, for all parties, Roland's wife died while Blanche
was still an infant. She was taken ill of a fever; she died delirious,
clasping her boy to her breast, and praying the saints to protect him
from his cruel father. How often that death-bed haunted the son, and
justified his belief that there was no parent's love in the heart which
was now his sole shelter from the world and the "pelting of its pitiless
rain!" Again I say "poor Roland;" for I know that in that harsh, unloving
disrupture of such solemn ties thy large, generous heart forgot its
wrongs,--again didst thou see tender eyes bending over the wounded
stranger, again hear low murmurs breathe the warm weakness which the
women of the South deem it no shame to own. And now did it all end in
those ravings of hate, and in that glazing gaze of terror?

(1) A Spaniard very rarely indeed marries a Gitana, or female gypsy. But
occasionally (observes Mr. Borrow) a wealthy Gitano marries a Spanish


The Preceptor.

Roland removed to France, and fixed his abode in the environs of Paris.
He placed Blanche at a convent in the immediate neighborhood, going to
see her daily, and gave himself up to the education of his son. The boy
was apt to learn; but to unlearn was here the arduous task,--and for that
task it would have needed either the passionless experience, the
exquisite forbearance, of a practised teacher, or the love and confidence
and yielding heart of a believing pupil. Roland felt that he was not the
man to be the teacher, and that his son's heart remained obstinately
closed to him. He looked round, and found at the other side of Paris what
seemed a suitable preceptor,--a young Frenchman of some distinction in
letters, more especially in science, with all a Frenchman's eloquence of
talk, full of high-sounding sentiments that pleased the romantic
enthusiasm of the Captain; so Roland, with sanguine hopes, confided his
son to this man's care. The boy's natural quickness mastered readily all
that pleased his taste; he learned to speak and write French with rare
felicity and precision. His tenacious memory, and those flexile organs in
which the talent for languages is placed, served, with the help of an
English master, to revive his earlier knowledge of his father's tongue
and to enable him to speak it with fluent correctness,--though there was
always in his accent something which had struck me as strange; but not
suspecting it to be foreign, I had thought it a theatrical affectation.
He did not go far into science,--little further, perhaps, than a
smattering of French mathematics; but he acquired a remarkable facility
and promptitude in calculation. He devoured eagerly the light reading
thrown in his way, and picked up thence that kind of knowledge which
novels and plays afford, for good or evil, according as the novel or the
play elevates the understanding and ennobles the passions, or merely
corrupts the fancy and lowers the standard of human nature. But of all
that Roland desired him to be taught, the son remained as ignorant as
before. Among the other misfortunes of this ominous marriage, Roland's
wife had possessed all the superstitions of a Roman Catholic Spaniard;
and with these the boy had unconsciously intermingled doctrines far more
dreary, imbibed from the dark paganism of the Gitanos.

Roland had sought a Protestant for his son's tutor. The preceptor was
nominally a Protestant,--a biting derider of all superstitions, indeed!
He was such a Protestant as some defender of Voltaire's religion says the
Great Wit would have been had he lived in a Protestant country. The
Frenchman laughed the boy out of his superstitions, to leave behind them
the sneering scepticism of the Encyclopedie, without those redeeming
ethics on which all sects of philosophy are agreed, but which, unhappily,
it requires a philosopher to comprehend.

This preceptor was doubtless not aware of the mischief he was doing; and
for the rest, he taught his pupil after his own system,--a mild and
plausible one, very much like the system we at home are recommended to
adopt: "Teach the understanding,--all else will follow;" "Learn to read
something, and it will all come right;" "Follow the bias of the pupil's
mind,--thus you develop genius, not thwart it." Mind, understanding,
genius,--fine things! But to educate the whole man you must educate
something more than these. Not for want of mind, understanding, genius,
have Borgias and Neros left their names as monuments of horror to
mankind. Where, in all this teaching, was one lesson to warm the heart
and guide the soul?

Oh, mother mine, that the boy had stood by thy knee and heard from thy
lips why life was given us, in what life shall end, and how heaven stands
open to us night and day! Oh, father mine, that thou hadst been his
preceptor, not in book-learning, but the heart's simple wisdom! Oh that
he had learned from thee, in parables closed with practice, the happiness
of self-sacrifice, and how "good deeds should repair the bad"!

It was the misfortune of this boy, with his daring and his beauty, that
there was in his exterior and his manner that which attracted indulgent
interest and a sort of compassionate admiration. The Frenchman liked him,
believed his story, thought him ill-treated by that hard-visaged English
soldier. All English people were so disagreeable, particularly English
soldiers; and the Captain once mortally offended the Frenchman by calling
Vilainton un grand homme, and denying, with brutal indignation, that the
English had poisoned Napoleon! So, instead of teaching the son to love
and revere his father, the Frenchman shrugged his shoulders when the boy
broke into some unfilial complaint, and at most said, "Mais, cher enfant,
ton pere est Anglais,--c'est tout dire." Meanwhile, as the child sprang
rapidly into precocious youth, he was permitted a liberty in his hours of
leisure of which he availed himself with all the zest of his earlier
habits and adventurous temper. He formed acquaintances among the loose
young haunters of cafes and spendthrifts of that capital,--the wits! He
became an excellent swordsman and pistol-shot, adroit in all games in
which skill helps fortune. He learned betimes to furnish himself with
money, by the cards and the billiard-balls.

But delighted with the easy home he had obtained, he took care to school
his features and smooth his manner in his father's visits, to make the
most of what he had learned of less ignoble knowledge, and, with his
characteristic imitativeness, to cite the finest sentiments he had found
in his plays; and novels. What father is not credulous? Roland believed,
and wept tears of joy. And now he thought the time was come to take back
the boy,--to return with a worthy heir to the old Tower. He thanked and
blessed the tutor; he took the son. But under pretence that he had yet
some things to master, whether in book knowledge or manly
accomplishments, the youth begged his father at all events not yet to
return to England,--to let him attend his tutor daily for some months.
Roland consented, moved from his old quarters, and took a lodging for
both in the same suburb as that in which the teacher resided. But soon,
when they were under one roof, the boy's habitual tastes, and his
repugnance to all paternal authority, were betrayed. To do my unhappy
cousin justice (such as that justice is), though he had the cunning for a
short disguise, he had not the hypocrisy to maintain systematic deceit.
He could play a part for a while, from an exulting joy in his own
address; but he could not wear a mask with the patience of cold-blooded
dissimulation. Why enter into painful details, so easily divined by the
intelligent reader? The faults of the son were precisely those to which
Roland would be least indulgent. To the ordinary scrapes of high-spirited
boyhood no father, I am sure, would have been more lenient; but to
anything that seemed low, petty,--that grated on him as a gentleman and
soldier,--there, not for worlds would I have braved the darkness of his
frown, and the woe that spoke like scorn in his voice. And when, after
all warning and prohibition were in vain, Roland found his son in the
middle of the night in a resort of gamblers and sharpers, carrying all
before him with his cue, in the full flush of triumph, and a great heap
of five-franc pieces before him, you may conceive with what wrath the
proud, hasty, passionate man drove out, cane in hand, the obscene
associates, flinging after them the son's ill-gotten gains; and with what
resentful humiliation the son was compelled to follow the father home.
Then Roland took the boy to England, but not to the old Tower; that
hearth of his ancestors was still too sacred for the footsteps of the
vagrant heir!


The Hearts Without Trust, and The World Without a Guide.

And then, vainly grasping at every argument his blunt sense could
suggest, then talked Roland much and grandly of the duties men
owed,--even if they threw off all love to their father, still to their
father's name; and then his pride, always so lively, grew irritable and
harsh, and seemed, no doubt, to the perverted ears of the son, unlovely
and unloving. And that pride, without serving one purpose of good, did
yet more mischief; for the youth caught the disease, but in a wrong way.
And he said to himself,--

"Ho, then, my father is a great man, with all these ancestors and big
words! And he has lands and a castle; and yet how miserably we live, and
how he stints me! But if he has cause for pride in all these dead men,
why, so have I. And are these lodgings, these appurtenances, fit for the
'gentleman' he says I am?"

Even in England the gypsy blood broke out as before, and the youth found
vagrant associates,--Heaven knows how or where; strange-looking forms,
gaudily shabby and disreputably smart, were seen lurking in the corner of
the street, or peering in at the window, slinking off if they saw Roland:
and Roland could not stoop to be a spy. And the son's heart grew harder
and harder against his father, and his father's face now never smiled on
him. Then bills came in, and duns knocked at the door,--bills and duns to
a man who shrank from the thought of a debt as an ermine from a spot on
its fur! And the son's short answer to remonstrance was: "Am I not a
gentleman? These are the things gentlemen require." Then perhaps Roland
remembered the experiment of his French friend, and left his bureau
unlocked, and said, "Ruin me if you will, but no debts. There is money in
those drawers,--they are unlocked." That trust would forever have cured
of extravagance a youth with a high and delicate sense of honor: the
pupil of the Gitanos did not understand the trust; he thought it conveyed
a natural, though ungracious, permission to take out what he wanted,--and
he took! To Roland this seemed a theft; and a theft of the coarsest kind;
but when he so said, the son started indignant, and saw in that which had
been so touching an appeal to his honor but a trap to decoy him into
disgrace. In short, neither could understand the other. Roland forbade
his son to stir from the house; and the young man the same night let
himself out, and stole forth into the wide world, to enjoy or defy it in
his own wild way.

It would be tedious to follow him through his various adventures and
experiments on fortune (even if I knew them all, which I do not). And now
putting altogether aside his right name, which he had voluntarily
abandoned, and not embarrassing the reader with the earlier aliases
assumed, I shall give to my unfortunate kinsman the name by which I first
knew him, and continue to do so until,--Heaven grant the time may
come!--having first redeemed, he may reclaim his own. It was in joining a
set of strolling players that Vivian became acquainted with Peacock; and
that worthy, who had many strings to his bow, soon grew aware of Vivian's
extraordinary skill with the cue, and saw therein a better mode of making
their joint fortunes than the boards of an itinerant Thespis furnished to
either. Vivian listened to him, and it was while their intimacy was most
fresh that I met them on the highroad. That chance meeting produced (if I
may be allowed to believe his assurance) a strong, and for the moment a
salutary, effect upon Vivian. The comparative innocence and freshness of
a boy's mind were new to him; the elastic, healthful spirits with which
those gifts were accompanied startled him, by the contrast to his own
forced gayety and secret gloom. And this boy was his own cousin!

Coming afterwards to London, he adventured inquiry at the hotel in the
Strand at which I had given my address; learned where we were; and
passing one night in the street, saw my uncle at the window,--to
recognize and to fly from him. Having then some money at his disposal, he
broke off abruptly from the set in which he had been thrown. He had
resolved to return to France,--he would try for a more respectable mode
of existence. He had not found happiness in that liberty he had won, nor
room for the ambition that began to gnaw him, in those pursuits from
which his father had vainly warned him. His most reputable friend was his
old tutor; he would go to him. He went; but the tutor was now married,
and was himself a father,--and that made a wonderful alteration in his
practical ethics. It was no longer moral to aid the son in rebellion to
his father. Vivian evinced his usual sarcastic haughtiness at the
reception he met, and was requested civilly to leave the house. Then
again he flung himself on his wits at Paris. But there were plenty of
wits there sharper than his own. He got into some quarrel with the
police,--not, indeed, for any dishonest practices of his own, but from an
unwary acquaintance with others less scrupulous,--and deemed it prudent
to quit France. Thus had I met him again, forlorn and ragged, in the
streets of London.

Meanwhile Roland, after the first vain search, had yielded to the
indignation and disgust that had long rankled within him. His son had
thrown off his authority because it preserved him from dishonor. His
ideas of discipline were stern, and patience had been well-nigh crushed
out of his heart. He thought he could bear to resign his son to his
fate,--to disown him, and to say, "I have no more a son." It was in this
mood that he had first visited our house. But when, on that memorable
night in which he had narrated to his thrilling listeners the dark tale
of a fellow-sufferer's woe and crime,--betraying in the tale, to my
father's quick sympathy, his own sorrow and passion,--it did not need
much of his gentler brother's subtle art to learn or guess the whole, nor
much of Austin's mild persuasion to convince Roland that he had not yet
exhausted all efforts to track the wanderer and reclaim the erring child.
Then he had gone to London; then he had sought every spot which the
outcast would probably haunt; then had he saved and pinched from his own
necessities to have wherewithal to enter theatres and gaming-houses, and
fee the agencies of police; then had he seen the form for which he had
watched and pined, in the street below his window, and cried, in a joyous
delusion, "He repents!" One day a letter reached my uncle, through his
bankers, from the French tutor (who knew of no other means of tracing
Roland but through the house by which his salary had been paid),
informing him of his son's visit. Roland started instantly for Paris.
Arriving there, he could only learn of his son through the police, and
from them only learn that he had been seen in the company of accomplished
swindlers, who were already in the hands of justice, but that the youth
himself, whole there was nothing to criminate, had been suffered to quit
Paris, and had taken, it was supposed, the road to England. Then at last
the poor Captain's stout heart gave way. His son the companion of
swindlers! Could he be sure that he was not their accomplice? If not yet,
how small the step between companionship and participation! He took the
child left him still from the convent, returned to England, and arrived
there to be seized with fever and delirium,--apparently on the same day
or a day before that on which the son had dropped, shelter-less and
penniless, on the stones of London.


The Attempt to Build a Temple to Fortune Out of the Ruins of Home.

"But," said Vivian, pursuing his tale, "but when you came to my aid, not
knowing me; when you relieved me; when from your own lips, for the first
time, I heard words that praised me, and for qualities that implied I
might yet be 'worth much,'--ah!" he added mournfully, "I remember the
very words,--a new light broke upon me, struggling and dim, but light
still. The ambition with which I had sought the truckling Frenchman
revived, and took worthier and more definite form. I would lift myself
above the mire, make a name, rise in life!"

Vivian's head drooped; but he raised it quickly, and laughed his low,
mocking laugh. What follows of this tale may be told succinctly.
Retaining his bitter feelings towards his father, he resolved to continue
his incognito: he gave himself a name likely to mislead conjecture if I
conversed of him to my family, since he knew that Roland was aware that a
Colonel Vivian had been afflicted by a runaway son,--and indeed, the talk
upon that subject had first put the notion of flight into his own head.
He caught at the idea of becoming known to Trevanion; but he saw reasons
to forbid his being indebted to me for the introduction, to forbid my
knowing where he was: sooner or later that knowledge could scarcely fail
to end in the discovery of his real name. Fortunately, as he deemed, for
the plans he began to meditate, we were all leaving London; he should
have the stage to himself. And then boldly he resolved upon what he
regarded as the masterscheme of life; namely, to obtain a small pecuniary
independence and to emancipate himself formally and entirely from his
father's control. Aware of poor Roland's chivalrous reverence for his
name, firmly persuaded that Roland had no love for the son, but only the
dread that the son might disgrace him, he determined to avail himself of
his father's prejudices in order to effect his purpose.

He wrote a short letter to Roland (that letter which had given the poor
man so sanguine a joy),--that letter after reading which he had said to
Blanche, "Pray for me", stating simply that he wished to see his father,
and naming a tavern in the City for the meeting.

The interview took place. And when Roland--love and forgiveness in his
heart, but (who shall blame him?) dignity on his brow and rebuke in his
eye--approached, ready at a word to fling himself on the boy's breast,
Vivian, seeing only the outer signs, and interpreting them by his own
sentiments, recoiled, folded his arms on his bosom, and said, coldly,
"Spare me reproach, sir,--it is unavailing; I seek you only to propose
that you shall save your name and resign your son."

Then, intent perhaps but to gain his object, the unhappy youth declared
his fixed determination never to live with his father, never to acquiesce
in his authority, resolutely to pursue his own career, whatever that
career might be, explaining none of the circumstances that appeared most
in his disfavor,--rather, perhaps, thinking that, the worse his father
judged of him, the more chance he had to achieve his purpose. "All I ask
of you," he said, "is this: Give me the least you can afford to preserve
me from the temptation to rob, or the necessity to starve; and I, in my
turn, promise never to molest you in life, never to degrade you in my
death; whatever my misdeeds, they will never reflect on yourself, for you
shall never recognize the misdoer! The name you prize so highly shall be
spared." Sickened and revolted, Roland attempted no argument; there was
that in the son's cold manner which shut out hope, and against which his
pride rose indignant. A meeker man might have remonstrated, implored, and
wept; that was not in Roland's nature. He had but the choice of three
evils: to say to his son, "Fool, I command thee to follow me!" or say,
"Wretch, since thou wouldst cast me off as a stranger, as a stranger I
say to thee,--Go, starve or rob, as thou wilt!" or lastly, to bow his
proud head, stunned by the blow, and say, "Thou refusest me the obedience
of the son, thou demandest to be as the dead to me. I can control thee
not from vice, I can guide thee not to virtue. Thou wouldst sell me the
name I have inherited stainless, and have as stainless borne. Be it so!
Name thy price!"

And something like this last was the father's choice.

He listened, and was long silent; and then he said slowly, "Pause before
you decide."

"I have paused long; my decision is made! This is the last time we meet.
I see before me now the way to fortune, fairly, honorably; you can aid me
in it only in the way I have said. Reject me now, and the option may
never come again to either!"

And then Roland said to himself, "I have spared and saved for this son:
what care I for aught else than enough to live without debt, creep into a
corner, and await the grave? And the more I can give, why, the better
chance that he will abjure the vile associate and the desperate course."
And so, out of his small income Roland surrendered to the rebel child
more than the half.

Vivian was not aware of his father's fortune,--he did not suppose the sum
of two hundred pounds a year was an allowance so disproportioned to
Roland's means; yet when it was named, even he was struck by the
generosity of one to whom he himself had given the right to say, "I take
thee at thy word: 'Just enough not to starve!'"

But then that hateful cynicism, which, caught from bad men and evil
books, he called "knowledge of the world," made him think, "It is not for
me, it is only for his name;" and he said aloud, "I accept these terms,
sir; here is the address of a solicitor with whom yours can settle them.
Farewell forever."

At those last words Roland started, and stretched out his arms vaguely
like a blind man. But Vivian had already thrown open the window (the room
was on the ground floor) and sprung upon the sill. "Farewell," he
repeated; "tell the world I am dead."

He leaped into the street, and the father drew in the outstretched arms,
smote his heart, and said: "Well, then, my task in the world of man is
over! I will back to the old ruin,--the wreck to the wrecks; and the
sight of tombs I have at least rescued from dishonor shall comfort me for


The Results.--Perverted Ambition.--Selfish Passion.--The Intellect
Distorted by the Crookedness of the Heart.

Vivian's schemes thus prospered. He had an income that permitted him the
outward appearances of a gentleman,--an independence modest, indeed, but
independence still. We were all gone from London. One letter to me with
the postmark of the town near which Colonel Vivian lived, sufficed to
confirm my belief in his parentage and in his return to his friends. He
then presented himself to Trevanion as the young man whose pen I had
employed in the member's service; and knowing that I had never mentioned
his name to Trevanion,--for without Vivian's permission I should not,
considering his apparent trust in me, have deemed myself authorized to do
so,--he took that of Gower, which he selected, haphazard, from an old
Court Guide as having the advantage--in common with most names borne by
the higher nobility of England--of not being confined, as the ancient
names of untitled gentlemen usually are, to the members of a single
family. And when, with his wonted adaptability and suppleness, he had
contrived to lay aside or smooth over whatever in his manners would be
calculated to displease Trevanion, and had succeeded in exciting the
interest which that generous statesman always conceived for ability, he
owned candidly one day, in the presence of Lady Ellinor,--for, his
experience had taught him the comparative ease with which the sympathy of
woman is enlisted in anything that appeals to the imagination, or seems
out of the ordinary beat of life,--that he had reasons for concealing his
connections for the present; that he had cause to believe I suspected
what they were, and, from mistaken regard for his welfare, might acquaint
his relations with his whereabout. He therefore begged Trevanion, if the
latter had occasion to write to me, not to mention him. This promise
Trevanion gave, though reluctantly,--for the confidence volunteered to
him seemed to exact the promise; but as he detested mystery of all kinds,
the avowal might have been fatal to any further acquaintance, and under
auspices so doubtful, there would have been no chance of his obtaining
that intimacy in Trevanion's house which he desired to establish, but for
an accident which at once opened that house to him almost as a home.

Vivian had always treasured a lock of his mother's hair, cut off on her
death-bed; and when he was at his French tutor's, his first pocket-money
had been devoted to the purchase of a locket, on which he had caused to
be inscribed his own name and his mother's. Through all his wanderings he
had worn this relic; and in the direst pangs of want, no hunger had been
keen enough to induce him to part with it. Now, one morning, the ribbon
that suspended the locket gave way, and his eye resting on the names
inscribed on the gold, he thought, in his own vague sense of right,
imperfect as it was, that his compact with his father obliged him to have
the names erased. He took it to a jeweller in Piccadilly for that
purpose, and gave the requisite order, not taking notice of a lady in the
farther part of the shop. The locket was still on the counter after
Vivian had left, when the lady, coming forward, observed it, and saw the
names on the surface. She had been struck by the peculiar tone of the
voice, which she had heard before; and that very day Mr. Gower received a
note from Lady Ellinor Trevanion, requesting to see him. Much wondering,
he went. Presenting him with the locket, she said smiling, "There is only
one gentleman in the world who calls himself De Caxton, unless it be his
son. Ah! I see now why you wished to conceal yourself from my friend
Pisistratus. But how is this? Can you have any difference with your
father? Confide in me, or it is my duty to write to him."

Even Vivian's powers of dissimulation abandoned him, thus taken by
surprise. He saw no alternative but to trust Lady Ellinor with his
secret, and implore her to respect it. And then he spoke bitterly of his
father's dislike to him, and his own resolution to prove the injustice of
that dislike by the position he would himself establish in the world. At
present his father believed him dead, and perhaps was not ill-pleased to
think so. He would not dispel that belief till he could redeem any boyish
errors, and force his family to be proud to acknowledge him.

Though Lady Ellinor was slow to believe that Roland could dislike his
son, she could yet readily believe that he was harsh and choleric, with a
soldier's high notions of discipline; the young man's story moved her,
his determination pleased her own high spirit. Always with a touch of
romance in her, and always sympathizing with each desire of ambition, she
entered into Vivian's aspirations with an alacrity that surprised
himself. She was charmed with the idea of ministering to the son's
fortunes, and ultimately reconciling him to the father,--through her own
agency; it would atone for any fault of which Roland could accuse herself
in the old time.

She undertook to impart the secret to Trevanion, for she would have no
secrets from him, and to secure his acquiescence in its concealment from
all others.

And here I must a little digress from the chronological course of my
explanatory narrative to inform the reader that when Lady Ellinor had her
interview with Roland, she had been repelled by the sternness of his
manner from divulging Vivian's secret. But on her first attempt to sound
or conciliate him, she had begun with some eulogies on Trevanion's new
friend and assistant, Mr. Gower, and had awakened Roland's suspicions of
that person's identity with his son,--suspicions which had given him a
terrible interest in our joint deliverance of bliss Trevanion. But so
heroically had the poor soldier sought to resist his own fears, that on
the way he shrank to put to me the questions that might paralyze the
energies which, whatever the answer, were then so much needed. "For,"
said he to my father, "I felt the blood surging to my temples; and if I
had said to Pisistratus, 'Describe this man,' and by his description I
had recognized my son, and dreaded lest I might be too late to arrest him
from so treacherous a crime, my brain would have given way,--and so I did
not dare!"

I return to the thread of my story. From the time that Vivian confided in
Lady Ellinor, the way was cleared to his most ambitious hopes; and though
his acquisitions were not sufficiently scholastic and various to permit
Trevanion to select him as a secretary, yet, short of sleeping at the
house, he was little less intimate there than I had been.

Among Vivian's schemes of advancement, that of winning the hand and heart
of the great heiress had not been one of the least sanguine. This hope
was annulled when, not long after his intimacy at her father's house, she
became engaged to young Lord Castleton. But he could not see Miss
Trevanion with impunity (alas! who, with a heart yet free, could be
insensible to attractions so winning?). He permitted the love--such love
as his wild, half-educated, half-savage nature acknowledged--to creep
into his soul, to master it; but he felt no hope, cherished no scheme
while the young lord lived. With the death of her betrothed, Fanny was
free; then he began to hope,--not yet to scheme. Accidentally he
encountered Peacock. Partly from the levity that accompanied a false
good-nature that was constitutional with him, partly from a vague idea
that the man might be useful, Vivian established his quondam associate in
the service of Trevanion. Peacock soon gained the secret of Vivian's love
for Fanny, and dazzled by the advantages that a marriage with Miss
Trevanion would confer on his patron, and might reflect on himself, and
delighted at an occasion to exercise his dramatic accomplishments on the
stage of real life, he soon practised the lesson that the theatres had
taught him; namely, to make a sub-intrigue between maid and valet serve
the schemes and insure the success of the lover. If Vivian had some
opportunities to imply his admiration, Miss Trevanion gave him none to
plead his cause. But the softness of her nature, and that graceful
kindness which surrounded her like an atmosphere, emanating unconsciously
from a girl's harmless desire to please, tended to deceive him. His own
personal gifts were so rare, and in his wandering life the effect they
had produced had so increased his reliance on them, that he thought he
wanted but the fair opportunity to woo in order to win. In this state of
mental intoxication, Trevanion, having provided for his Scotch secretary,
took him to Lord N--s. His hostess was one of those middle-aged ladies of
fashion who like to patronize and bring forward young men, accepting
gratitude for condescension as a homage to beauty. She was struck by
Vivian's exterior, and that "picturesque" in look and in manner which
belonged to him. Naturally garrulous and indiscreet, she was unreserved
to a pupil whom she conceived the whim to make "au fait to society." Thus
she talked to him, among other topics in fashion, of Miss Trevanion, and
expressed her belief that the present Lord Castleton had always admired
her; but it was only on his accession to the marquisate that he had made
up his mind to marry, or, from his knowledge of Lady Ellinor's ambition,
thought that the Marquis of Castleton might achieve the prize which would
have been refused to Sir Sedley Beaudesert. Then, to corroborate the
predictions she hazarded, she repeated, perhaps with exaggeration, some
passages from Lord Castleton's replies to her own suggestions on the
subject. Vivian's alarm became fatally excited; unregulated passions
easily obscured a reason so long perverted, and a conscience so
habitually dulled. There is an instinct in all intense affection (whether
it be corrupt or pure) that usually makes its jealousy prophetic. Thus,
from the first, out of all the brilliant idlers round Fanny Trevanion, my
jealousy had pre-eminently fastened on Sir Sedley Beaudesert, though, to
all seeming, without a cause. From the same instinct Vivian had conceived
the same vague jealousy,--a jealousy, in his instance, coupled with a
deep dislike to his supposed rival, who had wounded his self-love. For
the marquis, though to be haughty or ill-bred was impossible to the
blandness of his nature, had never shown to Vivian the genial courtesies
he had lavished upon me, and kept politely aloof from his acquaintance;
while Vivian's personal vanity had been wounded by that drawing-room
effect which the proverbial winner of all hearts produced without an
effort,--an effect that threw into the shade the youth and the beauty
(more striking, but infinitely less prepossessing) of the adventurous
rival. Thus animosity to Lord Castleton conspired with Vivian's passion
for Fanny to rouse all that was worst by nature and by rearing in this
audacious and turbulent spirit.

His confidant Peacock suggested, from his stage experience, the outlines
of a plot, to which Vivian's astuter intellect instantly gave tangibility
and coloring. Peacock had already found Miss Trevanion's waiting-woman
ripe for any measure that might secure himself as her husband and a
provision for life as a reward. Two or three letters between them settled
the preliminary engagements. A friend of the ex-comedian's had lately
taken an inn on the north road, and might be relied upon. At that inn it
was settled that Vivian should meet Miss Trevanion, whom Peacock, by the
aid of the abigail, engaged to lure there. The sole difficulty that then
remained would, to most men, have seemed the greatest; namely, the
consent of Miss Trevanion to a Scotch marriage. But Vivian hoped all
things from his own eloquence, art, and passion; and by an inconsistency,
however strange, still not unnatural in the twists of so crooked an
intellect, he thought that by insisting on the intention of her parents
to sacrifice her youth to the very man of whose attractions he was most
jealous,--by the picture of disparity of years, by the caricature of his
rival's foibles and frivolities, by the commonplaces of "beauty bartered
for ambition," etc.,--he might enlist her fears of the alternative on the
side of the choice urged upon her. The plan proceeded, the time came:
Peacock pretended the excuse of a sick relation to leave Trevanion; and
Vivian a day before, on pretence of visiting the picturesque scenes in
the neighborhood, obtained leave of absence. Thus the plot went on to its

"And I need not ask," said I, trying in vain to conceal my indignation,
"how Miss Trevanion received your monstrous proposition!"

Vivian's pale cheek grew paler, but he made no reply.

"And if we had not arrived, what would you have done? Oh, dare you look
into the gulf of infamy you have escaped!"

"I cannot and I will not bear this!" exclaimed Vivian, starting up. "I
have laid my heart bare before you, and it is ungenerous and unmanly thus
to press upon its wounds. You can moralize, you can speak coldly;
but--I--I loved!"

"And do you think," I burst forth, "do you think that I did not love
too,--love longer than you have done; better than you have done; gone
through sharper struggles, darker days, more sleepless nights than you;
and yet--"

Vivian caught hold of me.

"Hush!" he cried; "is this indeed true? I thought you might have had some
faint and fleeting fancy for Miss Trevanion, but that you curbed and
conquered it at once. Oh, no! It was impossible to have loved really, and
to have surrendered all chance as you did,--have left the house, have
fled from her presence! No, no; that was not love!"

"It was love! And I pray Heaven to grant that, one day, you may know how
little your affection sprang from those feelings which make true love
sublime as honor, and meek as is religion! Oh, cousin, cousin, with those
rare gifts, what you might have been; what, if you will pass through
repentance and cling to atonement, what, I dare hope, you may yet be!
Talk not now of your love; I talk not of mine! Love is a thing gone from
the lives of both. Go back to earlier thoughts, to heavier wrongs,--your
father, that noble heart which you have so wantonly lacerated, which you
have so little comprehended!"

Then, with all the warmth of emotion, I hurried on,--showed him the true
nature of honor and of Roland (for the names were one!); showed him the
watch, the hope, the manly anguish I had witnessed, and wept--I, not his
son to see; showed him the poverty and privation to which the father,
even at the last, had condemned himself, so that the son might have no
excuse for the sins that Want whispers to the weak. This and much more,
and I suppose with the pathos that belongs to all earnestness, I
enforced, sentence after sentence, yielding to no interruption,
overmastering all dissent, driving in the truth, nail after nail, as it
were, into the obdurate heart that I constrained and grappled to. And at
last the dark, bitter, cynical nature gave way, and the young man fell
sobbing at my feet and cried aloud, "Spare me, spare me! I see it all
now, wretch that I have been!"


On leaving Vivian I did not presume to promise him Roland's immediate
pardon. I did not urge him to attempt to see his father. I felt the time
was not come for either pardon or interview. I contented myself with the
victory I had already gained. I judged it right that thought, solitude,
and suffering should imprint more deeply the lesson, and prepare the way
to the steadfast resolution of reform. I left him seated by the stream,
and with the promise to inform him at the small hostelry, where he took
up his lodging, how Roland struggled through his illness.

On returning to the inn I was uneasy to see how long a time had elapsed
since I had left my uncle. But on coming into his room, to my surprise
and relief I found him up and dressed, and with a serene, though
fatigued, expression of countenance. He asked me no questions where I had
been,--perhaps from sympathy with my feelings in parting with Miss
Trevanion; perhaps from conjecture that the indulgence of those feelings
had not wholly engrossed my time.

But he said simply, "I think I understood from you that you had sent for
Austin,--is it so?"

"Yes, sir; but I named--, as the nearest point to the Tower, for the
place of meeting."

"Then let us go hence forthwith,--nay, I shall be better for the change.
And here there must be curiosity, conjecture, torture!" said he, locking
his hands tightly together. "Order the horses at once!"

I left the room accordingly; and while they were getting ready the
horses, I ran to the place where I had left Vivian. He was still there,
in the same attitude, covering his face with his hands, as if to shut out
the sun. I told him hastily of Roland's improvement, of our approaching
departure, and asked him an address in London at which I could find him.
He gave me as his direction the same lodging at which I had so often
visited him. "If there be no vacancy there for me," said he, "I shall
leave word where I am to be found. But I would gladly be where I was
before--" He did not finish the sentence. I pressed his hand, and left


Some days have elapsed: we are in London, my father with us; and Roland
has permitted Austin to tell me his tale, and received through Austin all
that Vivian's narrative to me suggested, whether in extenuation of the
past or in hope of redemption in the future. And Austin has inexpressibly
soothed his brother. And Roland's ordinary roughness has gone, and his
looks are meek and his voice low. But he talks little, and smiles never.
He asks me no questions, does not to me name his son, nor recur to the
voyage to Australia, nor ask why it is put off, nor interest himself, as
before, in preparations for it,--he has no heart for anything.

The voyage is put off till the next vessel sails, and I have seen Vivian
twice or thrice, and the result of the interviews has disappointed and
depressed me. It seems to me that much of the previous effect I had
produced is already obliterated. At the very sight of the great
Babel,--the evidence of the ease, the luxury, the wealth, the pomp; the
strife, the penury, the famine, and the rags, which the focus of
civilization, in the disparities of old societies, inevitably gathers
together,--the fierce, combative disposition seemed to awaken again; the
perverted ambition, the hostility to the world; the wrath, the scorn; the
war with man, and the rebellious murmur against Heaven. There was still
the one redeeming point of repentance for his wrongs to his father,--his
heart was still softened there; and, attendant on that softness, I hailed
a principle more like that of honor than I had yet recognized in Vivian.
He cancelled the agreement which had assured him of a provision at the
cost of his father's comforts. "At least there," he said, "I will injure
him no more!"

But while on this point repentance seemed genuine, it was not so with
regard to his conduct towards Miss Trevanion. His gypsy nurture, his
loose associates, his extravagant French romances, his theatrical anode
of looking upon love intrigues and stage plots, seemed all to rise
between his intelligence and the due sense of the fraud and treachery he
had practised. He seemed to feel more shame at the exposure than at the
guilt, more despair at the failure of success than gratitude at escape
from crime. In a word, the nature of a whole life was not to be
remodelled at once,--at least by an artificer so unskilled as I.

After one of these interviews I stole into the room where Austin sat with
Roland, and watching a seasonable moment when Roland, shaking off a
revery, opened his Bible and sat down to it, with each muscle in his face
set, as I had seen it before, into iron resolution, I beckoned my father
from the room.

Pisistratus.--"I have again seen my cousin. I cannot make the way I
wished. My dear father, you must see him."

Mr. Caxton.--"I? Yes, assuredly, if I can be of any service. But will he
listen to me?"

Pisistratus.--"I think so. A young man will often respect in his elder
what he will resent as a presumption in his contemporary."

Mr. Caxton.--"It may be so. [Then more thoughtfully] But you describe
this strange boy's mind as a wreck! In what part of the mouldering
timbers can I fix the grappling-hook? Here it seems that most of the
supports on which we can best rely, when we would save another, fail
us,--religion, honor, the associations of childhood, the bonds of home,
filial obedience, even the intelligence of self-interest, in the
philosophical sense of the word. And I, too,--a mere bookman! My dear
son, I despair!"

Pisistratus.--"No, you do not despair; no, you must succeed,--for if you
do not, what is to become of Uncle Roland? Do you not see his heart is
fast breaking?"

Mr. Caxton.--"Get me my hat. I will go; I will save this Ishmael,--I will
not leave him till he is saved!"

Pisistratus. (some minutes after, as they are walking towards Vivian's
lodging).--"You ask me what support you are to cling to: a strong and a
good one, sir."

Mr. Caxton. "Ah! what is that?"

Pisistratus.--"Affection! There is a nature capable of strong affection
at the core of this wild heart. He could love his mother,--tears gush to
his eyes at her name; he would have starved rather than part with the
memorial of that love. It was his belief in his father's indifference or
dislike that hardened and imbruted him; it is only when he hears how that
father loved him that I now melt his pride and curb his passions. You
have affection to deal with! Do you despair now?

"My father turned on me those eyes so inexpressibly benign and mild, and
replied softly, 'No!'

"We reached the house; and my father said, as we knocked at the door, 'If
he is at home, leave me. This is a hard study to which you have set me; I
must work at it alone.'

"Vivian was at home, and the door closed on his visitor. My father stayed
some hours.

"On returning home, to my great surprise I found Trevanion with my uncle.
He had found us out,--no easy matter, I should think. But a good impulse
in Trevanion was not of that feeble kind which turns home at the sight of
a difficulty. He had come to London on purpose to see and to thank us.

"I did not think there had been so much of delicacy--of what I may call
the 'beauty of kindness'--in a man whom incessant business had rendered
ordinarily blunt and abrupt. I hardly recognized the impatient Trevanion
in the soothing, tender, subtle respect that rather implied than spoke
gratitude, and sought to insinuate what he owed to the unhappy father,
without touching on his wrongs from the son. But of this kindness--which
showed how Trevanion's high nature of gentleman raised him aloof from
that coarseness of thought which those absorbed wholly in practical
affairs often contract--of this kindness, so noble and so touching,
Roland seemed scarcely aware. He sat by the embers of the neglected fire,
his hands grasping the arms of his elbow-chair, his bead drooping on his
bosom; and only by a deep hectic flush on his dark cheek could you have
seen that he distinguished between an ordinary visitor and the man whose
child he had helped to save. This minister of state, this high member of
the elect, at whose gift are places, peerages, gold-sticks, and ribbons,
has nothing at his command for the bruised spirit of the half-pay
soldier. Before that poverty, that grief, and that pride, the King's
Counsellor was powerless. Only when Trevanion rose to depart, something
like a sense of the soothing intention which the visit implied seemed to
rouse the repose of the old man and to break the ice at its surface; for
he followed Trevanion to the door, took both his hands, pressed them,
then turned away, and resumed his seat. Trevanion beckoned to me, and I
followed him downstairs and into a little parlor which was unoccupied.

"After some remarks upon Roland, full of deep and considerate feeling,
and one quick, hurried reference to the son,--to the effect that his
guilty attempt would never be known by the world,--Trevanion then
addressed himself to me with a warmth and urgency that took me by
surprise. 'After what has passed,' he exclaimed, 'I cannot suffer you to
leave England thus. Let me not feel with you, as with your uncle, that
there is nothing by which I can repay--No, I will not so put it,--stay,
and serve your country at home; it is my prayer, it is Ellinor's. Out of
all at my disposal it will go hard but what I shall find something to
suit you.' And then, hurrying on, Trevanion spoke flatteringly of my
pretensions, in right of birth and capabilities, to honorable employment,
and placed before me a picture of public life, its prizes and
distinctions, which for the moment, at least, made my heart beat loud and
my breath come quick. But still, even then I felt (was it an unreasonable
pride?) that there was something that jarred, something that humbled, in
the thought of holding all my fortunes as a dependency on the father of
the woman I loved, but might not aspire to; something even of personal
degradation in the mere feeling that I was thus to be repaid for a
service, and recompensed for a loss. But these were not reasons I could
advance; and, indeed, so for the time did Trevanion's generosity and
eloquence overpower me that I could only falter out my thanks and my
promise that I would consider and let him know.

"With that promise he was forced to content himself; he told me to direct
to him at his favorite country seat, whither he was going that day, and
so left me. I looked round the humble parlor of the mean lodging-house,
and Trevanion's words came again before me like a flash of golden light.
I stole into the open air and wandered through the crowded streets,
agitated and disturbed."


Several days elapsed, and of each day my father spent a considerable part
at Vivian's lodgings. But he maintained a reserve as to his success,
begged me not to question him, and to refrain also for the present from
visiting my cousin. My uncle guessed or knew his brother's mission; for I
observed that whenever Austin went noiseless away, his eye brightened,
and the color rose in a hectic flush to his cheek. At last my father came
to me one morning, his carpet-bag in his hand, and said, "I am going away
for a week or two. Keep Roland company till I return."

"Going with him?"

"With him."

"That is a good sign."

"I hope so; that is all I can say now."

The week had not quite passed when I received from my father the letter I
am about to place before the reader; and you may judge how earnestly his
soul must have been in the task it had volunteered, if you observe how
little, comparatively speaking, the letter contains of the subtleties and
pedantries (may the last word be pardoned, for it is scarcely a just one)
which ordinarily left my father,--a scholar even in the midst of his
emotions. He seemed here to have abandoned his books, to have put the
human heart before the eyes of his pupil, and said, "Read and un-learn!"

To Pisistratus Caxton.

   My Dear Son,--It were needless to tell you all the earlier
   difficulties I have had to encounter with my charge, nor to repeat
   all the means which, acting on your suggestion (a correct one), I
   have employed to arouse feelings long dormant and confused, and
   allay others long prematurely active and terribly distinct. The
   evil was simply this: here was the intelligence of a man in all
   that is evil, and the ignorance of an infant in all that is good.
   In matters merely worldly, what wonderful acumen; in the plain
   principles of right and wrong, what gross and stolid obtuseness!
   At one time I am straining all my poor wit to grapple in an
   encounter on the knottiest mysteries of social life; at another, I
   am guiding reluctant fingers over the horn-book of the most obvious
   morals. Here hieroglyphics, and there pot-hooks! But as long as
   there is affection in a man, why, there is Nature to begin with!
   To get rid of all the rubbish laid upon her, clear back the way to
   that Nature and start afresh,--that is one's only chance.

   Well, by degrees I won my way, waiting patiently till the bosom,
   pleased with the relief, disgorged itself of all "its perilous
   stuff,"--not chiding, not even remonstrating, seeming almost to
   sympathize, till I got him, Socratically, to disprove himself.
   When I saw that he no longer feared me, that my company had become
   a relief to him, I proposed an excursion, and did not tell him

   Avoiding as much as possible the main north road (for I did not
   wish, as you may suppose, to set fire to a train of associations
   that might blow us up to the dog-star), and where that avoidance
   was not possible, travelling by night, I got him into the
   neighborhood of the old Tower.

   I would not admit him under its roof. But you know the little inn,
   three miles off, near the trout stream? We made our abode there.

   Well, I have taken him into the village, preserving his incognito.
   I have entered with him into cottages, and turned the talk upon
   Roland. You know how your uncle is adored; you know what anecdotes
   of his bold, warm-hearted youth once, and now of his kind and
   charitable age, would spring up from the garrulous lips of
   gratitude! I made him see with his own eyes, hear with his own
   ears, how all who knew Roland loved and honored him,--except his
   son. Then I took him round the ruins (still not suffering him to
   enter the house); for those ruins are the key to Roland's
   character,--seeing them, one sees the pathos in his poor foible of
   family pride. There, you distinguish it from the insolent boasts
   of the prosperous, and feel that it is little more than the pious
   reverence to the dead, "the tender culture of the tomb." We sat
   down on heaps of mouldering stone, and it was there that I
   explained to him what Roland was in youth, and what he had dreamed
   that a son would be to him. I showed him the graves of his
   ancestors, and explained to him why they were sacred in Roland's
   eyes. I had gained a great way when he longed to enter the home
   that should have been his and I could make him pause of his own
   accord and say, "No, I must first be worthy of it." Then you would
   have smiled--sly satirist that you are--to have heard me impressing
   upon this acute, sharp-witted youth all that we plain folk
   understand by the name of Home,--its perfect trust and truth, its
   simple holiness, its exquisite happiness, being to the world what
   conscience is to the human mind. And after that I brought in his
   sister, whom till then he had scarcely named, for whom he scarcely
   seemed to care,--brought her in to aid the father and endear the
   home. "And you know," said I, "that if Roland were to die, it
   would be a brother's duty to supply his place,--to shield her
   innocence, to protect her name! A good name is something, then.
   Your father was not so wrong to prize it. You would like yours to
   be that which your sister would be proud to own!"

   While we were talking, Blanche suddenly came to the spot, and
   rushed to my arms. She looked on him as a stranger, but I saw his
   knees tremble. And then she was about to put her hand in his, but
   I drew her back. Was I cruel? He thought so. But when I
   dismissed her, I replied to his reproach: "Your sister is a part of
   Home. If you think yourself worthy of either, go and claim both; I
   will not object."

   "She has my mother's eyes," said he, and walked away. I left him
   to muse amidst the ruins, while I went in to see your poor mother
   and relieve her fears about Roland and make her understand why I
   could not yet return home.

   This brief sight of his sister has sunk deep into him. But I now
   approach what seems to me the great difficulty of the whole. He is
   fully anxious to redeem his name, to regain his home. So far so
   well. But he cannot yet see ambition, except with hard, worldly
   eyes. He still fancies that all he has to do is to get money and
   power and some of those empty prizes in the Great Lottery which we
   often win more easily by our sins than our virtues. [Here follows
   a long passage from Seneca, omitted as superfluous.] He does not
   yet even understand me--or if he does, he fancies me a mere book-
   worm indeed--when I imply that he might be poor and obscure, at the
   bottom of fortune's wheel, and yet be one we should be proud of.
   He supposes that to redeem his name he has only got to lacker it.
   Don't think me merely the fond father when I add my hope that I
   shall use you to advantage here. I mean to talk to him to-morrow,
   as we return to London, of you and of your ambition; you shall hear
   the result.

   At this moment (it is past midnight) I hear his step in the room
   above me. The window-sash aloft opens, for the third time. Would
   to Heaven he could read the true astrology of the stars! There
   they are,--bright, luminous, benignant. And I seeking to chain
   this wandering comet into the harmonies of heaven! Better task
   than that of astrologers, and astronomers to boot! Who among them
   can "loosen the band of Orion"? But who amongst us may not be
   permitted by God to have sway over the action and orbit of the
   human soul?
             Your ever-affectionate father,

                         A. C.

Two days after the receipt of this letter came the following; and though
I would fain suppress those references to myself which must be ascribed
to a father's partiality, yet it is so needful to retain them in
connection with Vivian that I have no choice but to leave the tender
flatteries to the indulgence of the kind.

   My Dear Son,--I was not too sanguine as to the effect that your
   simple story would produce upon your cousin. Without implying any
   contrast to his own conduct, I described that scene in which you
   threw yourself upon our sympathy, in the struggle between love and
   duty, and asked for our counsel and support; when Roland gave you
   his blunt advice to tell all to Trevanion; and when, amidst such
   sorrow as the heart in youth seems scarcely large enough to hold,
   you caught at truth impulsively, and the truth bore you safe from
   the shipwreck. I recounted your silent and manly struggles, your
   resolution not to suffer the egotism of passion to unfit you for
   the aims and ends of that spiritual probation which we call Life.
   I showed you as you were,--still thoughtful for us, interested in
   our interests, smiling on us, that we might not guess that you wept
   in secret! Oh, my son, my son, do not think that in those times I
   did not feel and pray for you! And while he was melted by my own
   emotion, I turned from your love to your ambition. I made him see
   that you too had known the restlessness which belongs to young,
   ardent natures; that you too had had your dreams of fortune and
   aspirations for success. But I painted that ambition in its true
   colors: it was not the desire of a selfish intellect to be in
   yourself a somebody, a something, raised a step or two in the
   social ladder, for the pleasure of looking down on those at the
   foot, but the warmer yearning of a generous heart; your ambition
   was to repair your father's losses, minister to your father's very
   foible in his idle desire of fame, supply to your uncle what he had
   lost in his natural heir, link your success to useful objects, your
   interests to those of your kind, your reward to the proud and
   grateful smiles of those you loved. That was thine ambition, O my
   tender Anachronism! And when, as I closed the sketch, I said,
   "Pardon me, you know not what delight a father feels when, while
   sending a son away from him into the world, he can speak and think
   thus of him. But this, you see, is not your kind of ambition. Let
   us talk of making money, and driving a coach-and-four through this
   villanous world,"--your cousin sank into a profound revery; and
   when he woke from it, it was like the waking of the earth after a
   night in spring,--the bare trees had put forth buds!

   And, some time after, he startled me by a prayer that I would
   permit him, with his father's consent, to accompany you to
   Australia. The only answer I have given him as yet has been in the
   form of a question: "Ask yourself if I ought? I cannot wish
   Pisistratus to be other than he is; and unless you agree with him
   in all his principles and objects, ought I to incur the risk that
   you should give him your knowledge of the world and inoculate him
   with your ambition?" he was struck, and had the candor to attempt
   no reply.

   Now, Pisistratus, the doubt I expressed to him is the doubt I feel.
   For, indeed, it is only by home-truths, not refining arguments,
   that I can deal with this unscholastic Scythian, who, fresh from
   the Steppes, comes to puzzle me in the Portico.

   On the one hand, what is to become of him in the Old World? At his
   age and with his energies it would be impossible to cage him with
   us in the Cumberland ruins; weariness and discontent would undo all
   we could do. He has no resource in books, and I fear never will
   have! But to send him forth into one of the over-crowded
   professions; to place him amidst all those "disparities of social
   life," on the rough stones of which he is perpetually grinding his
   heart; turn him adrift amongst all the temptations to which he is
   most prone,--this is a trial which, I fear, will be too sharp for a
   conversion so incomplete. In the New World, no doubt, his energies
   would find a safer field, and even the adventurous and desultory
   habits of his childhood might there be put to healthful account.
   Those complaints of the disparities of the civilized world find, I
   suspect, an easier, if a bluffer, reply from the political
   economist than the Stoic philosopher. "You don't like them, you
   find it hard to submit to them," says the political economist; "but
   they are the laws of a civilized state, and you can't alter them.
   Wiser men than you have tried to alter them, and never succeeded,
   though they turned the earth topsy-turvy! Very well; but the world
   is wide,--go into a state that is not so civilized. The
   disparities of the Old World vanish amidst the New! Emigration is
   the reply of Nature to the rebellious cry against Art." Thus would
   say the political economist; and, alas, even in your case, my son,
   I found no reply to the reasonings! I acknowledge, then, that
   Australia might open the best safety-valve to your cousin's
   discontent and desires; but I acknowledge also a counter-truth,
   which is this: "It is not permitted to an honest man to corrupt
   himself for the sake of others." That is almost the only maxim of
   Jean Jacques to which I can cheerfully subscribe! Do you feel
   quite strong enough to resist all the influences which a
   companionship of this kind may subject you to; strong enough to
   bear his burden as well as your own; strong enough, also,--ay, and
   alert and vigilant enough,--to prevent those influences harming the
   others whom you have undertaken to guide, and whose lots are
   confided to you? Pause well and consider maturely, for this must
   not depend upon a generous impulse. I think that your cousin would
   now pass under your charge with a sincere desire for reform; but
   between sincere desire and steadfast performance there is a long
   and dreary interval, even to the best of us. Were it not for
   Roland, and had I one grain less confidence in you, I could not
   entertain the thought of laying on your young shoulders so great a
   responsibility. But every new responsibility to an earnest nature
   is a new prop to virtue; and all I now ask of you is to remember
   that it is a solemn and serious charge, not to be undertaken
   without the most deliberate gauge and measure of the strength with
   which it is to be borne.

   In two days we shall be in London.
        Yours, my Anachronism, anxiously and fondly,
                       A. C.

I was in my own room while I read this letter, and I had just finished it
when, as I looked up, I saw Roland standing opposite to me. "It is from
Austin," said he; then he paused a moment, and added, in a tone that
seemed quite humble, "May I see it,--and dare I?" I placed the letter in
his hands, and retired a few paces, that he might not think I watched his
countenance while he read it. And I was only aware that he had come to
the end by a heavy, anxious, but not disappointed sigh. Then I turned,
and our eyes met; and there was something in Roland's look, inquiring
and, as it were, imploring. I interpreted it at once.

"Oh, yes, uncle!" I said, smiling; "I have reflected, and I have no fear
of the result. Before my father wrote, what he now suggests had become my
secret wish. As for our other companions, their simple natures would defy
all such sophistries as--But he is already half-cured of those. Let him
come with me, and when he returns he shall be worthy of a place in your
heart beside his sister Blanche. I feel, I promise it; do not fear for
me! Such a charge will be a talisman to myself. I will shun every error
that I might otherwise commit, so that he may have no example to entice
him to err."

I know that in youth, and the superstition of first love, we are
credulously inclined to believe that love and the possession of the
beloved are the only happiness. But when my uncle folded me in his arms
and called me the hope of his age and stay of his house,--the music of my
father's praise still ringing on my heart,--I do affirm that I knew a
prouder bliss than if Trevanion had placed Fanny's hand in mine and said,
"She is yours."

And now the die was cast, the decision made. It was with no regret that I
wrote to Trevanion to decline his offers. Nor was the sacrifice so
great--even putting aside the natural pride which had before inclined to
it--as it may seem to some; for restless though I was, I had labored to
constrain myself to other views of life than those which close the vistas
of ambition with images of the terrestrial deities, Power and Rank. Had I
not been behind the scenes, noted all of joy and of peace that the
pursuit of power had cost Trevanion, and seen how little of happiness
rank gave even to one of the polished habits and graceful attributes of
Lord Castleton? Yet each nature seemed fitted so well,--the first for
power, the last for rank! It is marvellous with what liberality
Providence atones for the partial dispensations of Fortune. Independence,
or the vigorous pursuit of it; affection, with its hopes and its rewards;
a life only rendered by Art more susceptible to Nature, in which the
physical enjoyments are pure and healthful, in which the moral faculties
expand harmoniously with the intellectual, and the heart is at peace with
the mind,--is this a mean lot for ambition to desire, and is it so far
out of human reach? "Know thyself," said the old philosophy. "Improve
thyself," saith the new. The great object of the Sojourner in Time is not
to waste all his passions and gifts on the things external that he must
leave behind,--that which he cultivates within is all that he can carry
into the Eternal Progress. We are here but as schoolboys, whose life
begins where school ends; and the battles we fought with our rivals, and
the toys that we shared with our playmates, and the names that we carved,
high or low, on the wall above our desks,--will they so much bestead us
hereafter? As new fates crowd upon us, can they more than pass through
the memory with a smile or a sigh? Look back to thy schooldays and


Two weeks since the date of the preceding chapter have passed; we have
slept our last, for long years to come, on the English soil. It is night,
and Vivian has been admitted to an interview with his father. They have
been together alone an hour and more, and I and my father will not
disturb them. But the clock strikes, the hour is late, the ship sails
to-night; we should be on board. And as we two stand below, the door
opens in the room above, and a heavy step descends the stairs: the father
is leaning on the son's arm. You should see how timidly the son guides
the halting step. And now, as the light gleams on their faces, there are
tears on Vivian's cheek; but the face of Roland seems calm and happy.
Happy, when about to be separated, perhaps forever, from his son? Yes,
happy, because he has found a son for the first time, and is not thinking
of years and absence and the chance of death, but thankful for the Divine
Mercy, and cherishing celestial hope. If ye wonder why Roland is happy in
such an hour, how vainly have I sought to make him breathe and live and
move before you!

We are on board; our luggage all went first. I had had time, with the
help of a carpenter, to knock up cabins for Vivian, Guy Bolding, and
myself in the hold; for thinking we could not too soon lay aside the
pretensions of Europe,--"de-fine-gentlemanize" ourselves, as Trevanion
recommended,--we had engaged steerage passage, to the great humoring of
our finances. We had, too, the luxury to be by ourselves, and our own
Cumberland folks were round us, as our friends and servants both.

We are on board, and have looked our last on those we are to leave, and
we stand on deck leaning on each other. We are on board, and the lights,
near and far, shine from the vast City; and the stars are on high, bright
and clear, as for the first mariners of old. Strange noises, rough
voices, and crackling cords, and here and there the sobs of women,
mingling with the oaths of men. Now the swing and heave of the vessel,
the dreary sense of exile that comes when the ship fairly moves over the
waters. And still we stood and looked and listened, silent, and leaning
on each other.

Night deepened, the City vanished: not a gleam from its myriad lights!
The river widened and widened. How cold comes the wind,--is that a gale
from the sea? The stars grow faint, the moon has sunk. And now, how
desolate seem the waters in the comfortless gray of dawn! Then we
shivered and looked at each other, and muttered something that was not
the thought deepest at our hearts, and crept into our berths, feeling
sure it was not for sleep. And sleep came on us, soft and kind. The ocean
lulled the exiles as on a mother's breast.



The stage-scene has dropped. Settle yourselves, my good audience; chat
each with his neighbor. Dear madam in the boxes, take up your opera-glass
and look about you. Treat Tom and pretty Sal to some of those fine
oranges, O thou happy-looking mother in the two-shilling gallery! Yes,
brave 'prentice-boys in the tier above, the cat-call by all means! And
you, "most potent, grave, and reverend signiors" in the front row of the
pit, practised critics and steady old playgoers, who shake your heads at
new actors and playwrights, and, true to the creed of your youth (for the
which all honor to you!), firmly believe that we are shorter by the head
than those giants our grandfathers,--laugh or scold as you will, while
the drop-scene still shuts out the stage. It is just that you should all
amuse yourselves in your own way, O spectators! for the interval is long.
All the actors have to change their dresses; all the scene-shifters are
at work sliding the "sides" of a new world into their grooves; and in
high disdain of all unity of time, as of place, you will see in the
play-bills that there is a great demand on your belief. You are called
upon to suppose that we are older by five years than when you last saw us
"fret our hour upon the stage." Five years! the author tells us
especially to humor the belief by letting the drop-scene linger longer
than usual between the lamps and the stage.

Play up, O ye fiddles and kettle-drums! the time is elapsed. Stop that
cat-call, young gentleman; heads down in the pit there! Now the flourish
is over, the scene draws up: look before.

A bright, clear, transparent atmosphere,--bright as that of the East, but
vigorous and bracing as the air of the North; a broad and fair river,
rolling through wide grassy plains; yonder, far in the distance, stretch
away vast forests of evergreen, and gentle slopes break the line of the
cloudless horizon. See the pastures, Arcadian with sheep in hundreds and
thousands,--Thyrsis and Menalcas would have had hard labor to count them,
and small time, I fear, for singing songs about Daphne. But, alas!
Daphnes are rare; no nymphs with garlands and crooks trip over those

Turn your eyes to the right, nearer the river; just parted by a low fence
from the thirty acres or so that are farmed for amusement or convenience,
not for profit,--that comes from the sheep,--you catch a glimpse of a
garden. Look not so scornfully at the primitive horticulture: such
gardens are rare in the Bush. I doubt if the stately King of the Peak
ever more rejoiced in the famous conservatory, through which you may
drive in your carriage, than do the sons of the Bush in the herbs and
blossoms which taste and breathe of the old fatherland. Go on, and behold
the palace of the patriarchs,--it is of wood, I grant you; but the house
we build with our own hands is always a palace. Did you ever build one
when you were a boy? And the lords of that palace are lords of the land
almost as far as you can see, and of those numberless flocks; and, better
still, of a health which an antediluvian might have envied, and of nerves
so seasoned with horse-breaking, cattle-driving, fighting with wild
blacks,--chases from them and after them, for life and for death,--that
if any passion vex the breast of those kings of the Bushland, fear at
least is erased from the list.

See here and there through the landscape rude huts like the masters':
wild spirits and fierce dwell within. But they are tamed into order by
plenty and hope; by the hand open but firm, by the eye keen but just.

Now out from those woods, over those green rolling plains, harum-scarum,
helter-skelter, long hair flying wild, and all bearded as a Turk or a
pard, comes a rider you recognize. The rider dismounts, and another old
acquaintance turns from a shepherd, with whom he has been conversing on
matters that never plagued Thyrsis and Menalcas,--whose sheep seem to
have been innocent of foot-rot and scab,--and accosts the horseman.

Pisistratus.--"My dear Guy, where on earth have you been?"

Guy (producing a book from his pocket, with great triumph).--"There! Dr.
Johnson's 'Lives of the Poets.' I could not get the squatter to let me
have 'Kenilworth,' though I offered him three sheep for it. Dull old
fellow, that Dr. Johnson, I suspect,--so much the better, the book will
last all the longer. And here's a Sydney paper, too, only two months
old!" (Guy takes a short pipe, or dudeen, from his hat, in the band of
which it had been stuck, fills and lights it.)

Pisistratus.--"You must have ridden thirty miles at the least. To think
of your turning book-hunter, Guy!"

Guy Bolding (philosophically).--"Ay, one don't know the worth of a thing
till one has lost it. No sneers at me, old fellow; you, too, declared
that you were bothered out of your life by those books till you found how
long the evenings were without them. Then, the first new book we got--an
old volume of the 'Spectator!'--such fun!"

Pisistratus.--"Very true. The brown cow has calved in your absence. Do
you know, Guy, I think we shall have no scab in the fold this year. If
so, there will be a rare sum to lay by! Things look up with us now, Guy."

Guy Bolding.--"Yes. Very different from the first two years. You drew a
long face then. How wise you were, to insist on our learning experience
at another man's station before we hazarded our own capital! But, by
Jove! those sheep at first were enough to plague a man out his wits. What
with the wild dogs, just as the sheep had been washed and ready to shear;
then that cursed scabby sheep of Joe Timmes's, that we caught rubbing his
sides so complacently against our unsuspecting poor ewes. I wonder we did
not run away. But Patientia fit,--what is that line in Horace? Never mind
now. 'It is a long lane that has no turning' does just as well as
anything in Horace, and Virgil to boot. I say, has not Vivian been here?"

Pisistratus.--"No; but he will be sure to come to-day."

Guy Bolding.--"He has much the best berth of it. Horse-breeding and
cattle-feeding: galloping after those wild devils; lost in a forest of
horns; beasts lowing, scampering, goring, tearing off like mad buffaloes;
horses galloping up hill, down hill, over rocks, stones, and timber;
whips cracking, men shouting, your neck all but broken; a great bull
making at you full rush. Such fun! Sheep are dull things to look at after
a bull-hunt and a cattle-feast."

Pisistratus.--"Every man to his taste in the Bush. One may make one's
money more easily and safely, with more adventure and sport, in the
bucolic department; but one makes larger profit and quicker fortune, with
good luck and good care, in the pastoral,--and our object, I take it, is
to get back to England as soon as we can."

Guy Bolding.--"Humph! I should be content to live and die in the
Bush,--nothing like it, if women were not so scarce. To think of the
redundant spinster population at home, and not a spinster here to be seen
within thirty miles,--save Bet Goggins, indeed, and she has only one eye!
But to return to Vivian: why should it be our object, more than his, to
get back to England as soon as we can?"

Pisistratus.--"Not more, certainly. But you saw that an excitement more
stirring than that we find in the sheep had become necessary to him. You
know he was growing dull and dejected; the cattle station was to be sold
a bargain. And then the Durham bulls and the Yorkshire horses which Mr.
Trevanion sent you and me out as presents, were so tempting, I thought we
might fairly add one speculation to another; and since one of us must
superintend the bucolics, and two of us were required for the pastorals,
I think Vivian was the best of us three to entrust with the first,--and
certainly it has succeeded as yet."

Guy.--"Why, yes, Vivian is quite in his element,--always in action, and
always in command. Let him be first in everything, and there is not a
finer fellow, nor a better tempered,--present company excepted. Hark! the
dogs, the crack of the whip; there he is. And now, I suppose, we may go
to dinner."

(Enter Vivian.) His frame has grown more athletic; his eye, more
steadfast and less restless, looks you full in the face. His smile is
more open, but there is a melancholy in his expression almost approaching
to gloom. His dress is the same as that of Pisistratus and Guy,--white
vest and trousers; loose neckcloth, rather gay in color; broad
cabbage-leaf hat; his mustache and beard are trimmed with more care than
ours. He has a large whip in his hand, and a gun slung across his
shoulders. Greetings are exchanged; mutual inquiries as to cattle and
sheep, and the last horses despatched to the Indian market. Guy shows the
"Lives of the Poets," Vivian asks if it is possible to get the Life of
Clive, or Napoleon, or a copy of Plutarch. Guy shakes his head; says if a
Robinson Crusoe will do as well, he has seen one in a very tattered
state, but in too great request to be had a bargain.

The party turn into the hut. Miserable animals are bachelors in all
countries, but most miserable in Bushland. A man does not know what a
helpmate of the soft sex is in the Old World, where women seem a matter
of course. But in the Bush a wife is literally bone of your bone, flesh
of your flesh,--your better half, your ministering angel, your Eve of the
Eden; in short, all that poets have sung, or young orators say at public
dinners when called upon to give the toast of "The Ladies." Alas! we are
three bachelors, but we are better off than bachelors often are in the
Bush; for the wife of the shepherd I took from Cumberland does me and
Bolding the honor to live in our but and make things tidy and
comfortable. She has had a couple of children since we have been in the
Bush; a wing has been added to the but for that increase of family. The
children, I dare say, one might have thought a sad nuisance in England;
but I declare that, surrounded as one is by great bearded men from
sunrise to sunset, there is something humanizing, musical, and
Christian-like in the very squall of the baby. There it goes, bless it!
As for my other companions from Cumberland, Miles Square, the most
aspiring of all, has long left me, and is superintendent to a great
sheep-owner some two hundred miles off. The Will-o'-the-Wisp is consigned
to the cattle station, where he is Vivian's head man, finding time now
and then to indulge his old poaching propensities at the expense of
parrots, black cockatoos, pigeons, and kangaroos. The shepherd remains
with us, and does not seem, honest fellow, to care to better himself; he
has a feeling of clanship which keeps down the ambition common in
Australia. And his wife--such a treasure! I assure you, the sight of her
smooth, smiling woman's face when we return home at nightfall, and the
very flow of her gown as she turns the "dampers" (1) in the ashes and
fills the teapot, have in them something holy and angelical. How lucky
our Cumberland swain is not jealous! Not that there is any cause,
enviable dog though he be; but where Desdemonas are so scarce, if you
could but guess how green-eyed their Othellos generally are! Excellent
husbands, it is true,--none better; but you had better think twice before
you attempt to play the Cassio in Bushland! There, however, she is, dear
creature!--rattling among knives and forks, smoothing the table-cloth,
setting on the salt beef, and that rare luxury of pickles (the last pot
in our store), and the produce of our garden and poultry-yard, which few
Bushmen can boast of, and the dampers, and a pot of tea to each
banqueter,--no wine, beer, nor spirits; those are only for shearing-time.
We have just said grace (a fashion retained from the holy
mother-country), when, bless my soul! what a clatter without, what a
tramping of feet, what a barking of dogs! Some guests have arrived. They
are always welcome in Bushland! Perhaps a cattle-buyer in search of
Vivian; perhaps that cursed squatter whose sheep are always migrating to
ours. Never mind,--a hearty welcome to all, friend or foe. The door
opens; one, two, three strangers. More plates and knives; draw your
stools: just in time. First eat, then--what news?

Just as the strangers sit down a voice is heard at the door,--

"You will take particular care of this horse, young man walk him about a
little; wash his back with salt and water. Just unbuckle the saddle-bags;
give them to me. Oh! safe enough, I dare say, but papers of consequence.
The prosperity of the colony depends on these papers. What would become
of you all if any accident happened to them, I shudder to think."

And here, attired in a twill shooting-jacket budding with gilt buttons
impressed with a well-remembered device; a cabbage-leaf hat shading a
face rarely seen in the Bush; a face smooth as razor could make it; neat,
trim, respectable-looking as ever; his arm full of saddle-bags, and his
nostrils gently distended, inhaling the steam of the banquet,--walks
in--Uncle Jack.

Pisistratus (leaping up).--"Is it possible? You in Australia!--you in the

Uncle Jack, not recognizing Pisistratus in the tall bearded man who is
making a plunge at him, recedes in alarm, exclaiming: "Who are you? Never
saw you before, sir! I suppose you'll say next that I owe you something!"

Pisistratus.--"Uncle Jack!"

Uncle Jack. (dropping his saddle-bags).--"Nephew! Heaven be praised! Come
to my arms!"

They embrace; mutual introductions to the company,--Mr. Vivian, Mr.
Bolding, on the one side; Major MacBlarney, Mr. Bullion, Mr. Emanuel
Speck, on the other. Major MacBlarney is a fine, portly man, with a
slight Dublin brogue, who squeezes your hand as he would a sponge. Mr.
Bullion, reserved and haughty, wears green spectacles, and gives you a
forefinger. Mr. Emanuel Speck--unusually smart for the Bush, with a
blue-satin stock and one of those blouses common in Germany, with
elaborate hems and pockets enough for Briareus to have put all hands into
at once; is, thin, civil, and stoops--bows, smiles, and sits down to
dinner again, with the air of a man accustomed to attend to the main

Uncle Jack (his mouth full of beef).--"Famous beef!--breed it yourself,
eh? Slow work that cattle-feeding! [Empties the rest of the pickle-jar
into his plate.] Must learn to go ahead in the New World,--railway times
these! We can put him up to a thing or to, eh, Bullion? [Whispering me]
Great capitalist that Bullion! Look At Him!"

Mr. Bullion (gravely).--"A thing or two! If he has capital,--you have
said it, Mr. Tibbets." (Looks round for the pickles; the green spectacles
remain fixed upon Uncle Jack's plate.)

Uncle Jack.--"All that this colony wants is a few men like us, with
capital and spirit. Instead of paying paupers to emigrate, they should
pay rich men to come, eh, Speck?"

While Uncle Jack turns to Mr. Speck, Mr. Bullion fixes his fork in a
pickled onion in Jack's plate and transfers it to his own, observing, not
as incidentally to the onion, but to truth in general: "A man, gentlemen,
in this country, has only to keep his eyes on the look-out and seize on
the first advantage! Resources are incalculable!"

Uncle Jack, returning to the plate, and missing the onion, forestalls Mr.
Speck in seizing the last potato; observing also, and in the same
philosophical and generalizing spirit as Mr. Bullion: "The great thing in
this country is to be always beforehand. Discovery and invention,
promptitude and decision,--that's your go! 'Pon my life, one picks up sad
vulgar sayings among the natives here! 'That's your go!'--shocking! What
would your poor father say? How is he,--good Austin? Well? That's right;
and my dear sister? Ah, that damnable Peck! Still harping on the
'Anti-Capitalist,' eh? But I'll make it up to you all now. Gentlemen,
charge your glasses,--a bumper-toast."

Mr. Speck (in an affected tone).--"I respond to the sentiment in a
flowing cup. Glasses are not forthcoming."

Uncle Jack.--"A bumper-toast to the health of the future millionnaire
whom I present to you in my nephew and sole heir,--Pisistratus Caxton,
Esq. Yes, gentlemen, I here publicly announce to you that this gentleman
will be the inheritor of all my wealth,--freehold, leasehold,
agricultural, and mineral; and when I am in the cold grave [takes out his
pocket-handkerchief], and nothing remains of poor John Tibbets, look upon
that gentleman and say, 'John Tibbets lives again!'"

Mr. Speck (chantingly),--

     "'Let the bumper-toast go round.'"

Guy Bolding.--"Hip, hip, hurrah!--three times three! What fun!"

Order is restored; dinner-things are cleared; each gentleman lights his

Vivian.--"What news from England?"

Mr. Bullion.--"As to the Funds, sir?"

Mr. Speck.--"I suppose you mean rather as to the railways. Great fortunes
will be made there, sir; but still I think that our speculations here

Vivian.--"I beg pardon for interrupting you, sir, but I thought, in the
last papers, that there seemed something hostile in the temper of the
French. No chance of a war?"

Major MacBlarney.--"Is it the wars you'd be after, young gentleman? If me
interest at the Horse Guards can avail you, bedad! you'd make a proud man
of Major MacBlarney."

Mr. Bullion (authoritatively).--"No, sir, we won't have a war; the
capitalists of Europe and Australia won't have it. The Rothschilds and a
few others that shall be nameless have only got to do this, sir [Mr.
Bullion buttons up his pockets],--and we'll do it, too; and then what
becomes of your war, Sir?" (Mr. Bullion snaps his pipe in the vehemence
with which he brings his hand on the table, turns round the green
spectacles, and takes up Mr. Speck's pipe, which that gentleman had laid
aside in an unguarded moment.)

Vivian.--"But the campaign in India?"

Major MacBlarney.--"Oh! and if it's the Ingees you'd--"

Mr. Bullion (refilling Speck's pipe from Guy Bolding's exclusive
tobacco-pouch, and interrupting the Major).--"India,--that's another
matter; I don't object to that. War there,--rather good for the money
market than otherwise."

Vivian.--"What news there, then?"

Mr. Bullion.--"Don't know; have n't got India stock."

Mr. Speck.--"Nor I either. The day for India is over, this is our India
now." (Misses his tobacco-pipe; sees it in Bullion's mouth, and stares
aghast. N. B. The pipe is not a clay dudeen, but a small
meerschaum.--irreplaceable in Bushland.)

Pisistratus.--"Well, uncle, but I am at a loss to understand what new
scheme you have in hand. Something benevolent, I am sure; something for
your fellow-creatures,--for philanthropy and mankind?"

Mr. Bullion (starting).--"Why, young man, are you as green as all that?"

Pisistratus.--"I, sir? No; Heaven forbid! But my--" (Uncle Jack holds up
his forefinger imploringly, and spills his tea over the pantaloons of his

Pisistratus, wroth at the effect of the tea, and therefore obdurate to
the sign of the forefinger, continues rapidly, "But my uncle is! Some
Grand National-Imperial-Colonial-Anti-Monopoly--"

Uncle Jack.--"Pooh! pooh! What a droll boy it is!"

Mr. Bullion (solemnly).--"With these notions, which not even in jest
should be fathered on my respectable and intelligent friend here [Uncle
Jack bows], I am afraid you will never get on in the world, Mr. Caxton. I
don't think our speculations will suit you! It is growing late,
gentlemen; we must push on."

Uncle Jack (jumping up).--"And I have so much to say to the dear boy.
Excuse us,--you know the feelings of an uncle." (Takes my arm and leads
me out of the hut.)

Uncle Jack (as soon as we are in the air).--"You'll ruin us--you, me, and
your father and mother. Yes! What do you think I work and slave myself
for but for you and yours? Ruin us all. I say, if you talk in that way
before Bullion! His heart is as hard as the Bank of England's,--and quite
right he is too. Fellow-creatures,--stuff! I have renounced that
delusion,--the generous follies of my youth! I begin at last to live for
myself,--that is, for self and relatives. I shall succeed this time,
you'll see!"

Pisistratus.--"Indeed, uncle, I hope so sincerely; and, to do you
justice, there is always something very clever in your ideas, only they

Uncle Jack (interrupting me with a groan).--"The fortunes that other men
have gained by my ideas,--shocking to think of! What! and shall I be
reproached if I live no longer for such a set of thieving, greedy,
ungrateful knaves? No, no! Number One shall be my maxim; and I'll make
you a Croesus, my boy, I will."

Pisistratus, after grateful acknowledgments for all prospective benefits,
inquires how long Jack has been in Australia; what brought him into the
colony; and what are his present views. Learns, to his astonishment, that
Uncle Jack has been four years in the colony; that he sailed the year
after Pisistratus,--induced, he says, by that illustrious example and by
some mysterious agency or commission, which he will not explain,
emanating either from the Colonial Office or an Emigration Company. Uncle
Jack has been thriving wonderfully since he abandoned his
fellow-creatures. His first speculation, on arriving at the colony, was
in buying some houses in Sydney, which (by those fluctuations in prices
common to the extremes of the colonial mind, which is one while skipping
up the rainbow with Hope, and at another plunging into Acherontian
abysses with Despair) he bought excessively cheap, and sold excessively
dear. But his grand experiment has been in connection with the infant
settlement of Adelaide, of which he considers himself one of the first
founders; and as, in the rush of emigration which poured to that favored
establishment in the earlier years of its existence,--rolling on its tide
all manner of credulous and inexperienced adventurers, vast sums were
lost, so of those sums certain fragments and pickings were easily gripped
and gathered up by a man of Uncle Jack's readiness and dexterity. Uncle
Jack had contrived to procure excellent letters of introduction to the
colonial grandees; he got into close connection with some of the
principal parties seeking to establish a monopoly of land (which has
since been in great measure effected, by raising the price, and excluding
the small fry of petty capitalists); and effectually imposed on them as a
man with a vast knowledge of public business, in the confidence of great
men at home, considerable influence with the English press, etc. And no
discredit to their discernment; for Jack, when he pleased, had a way with
him that was almost irresistible. In this manner he contrived to
associate himself and his earnings with men really of large capital and
long practical experience in the best mode by which that capital might be
employed. He was thus admitted into partnership (so far as his means
went) with Mr. Bullion, who was one of the largest sheep-owners and
land-holders in the colony,--though, having many other nests to feather,
that gentleman resided in state at Sydney, and left his runs and stations
to the care of overseers and superintendents. But land-jobbing was Jack's
special delight; and an ingenious German having lately declared that the
neighborhood of Adelaide betrayed the existence of those mineral
treasures which have since been brought to day, Mr. Tibbets had persuaded
Bullion and the other gentlemen now accompanying him to undertake the
land journey from Sydney to Adelaide, privily and quietly, to ascertain
the truth of the German's report, which was at present very little
believed. If the ground failed of mines, Uncle Jack's account convinced
his associates that mines quite as profitable might be found in the
pockets of the raw adventurers who were ready to buy one year at the
dearest market, and driven to sell the next at the cheapest.

"But," concluded Uncle Jack, with a sly look, and giving me a poke in the
ribs, "I've had to do with mines before now, and know what they are. I'll
let nobody but you into my pet scheme; you shall go shares if you like.
The scheme is as plain as a problem in Euclid: if the German is right,
and there are mines, why, the mines will be worked. Then miners must be
employed; but miners must eat, drink, and spend their money. The thing is
to get that money. Do you take?"

Pisistratus.--"Not at all!"

Uncle Jack (majestically).--"A Great Grog and Store Depot! The miners
want grog and stores; come to your depot; you take their money; Q. E. D.!
Shares,--eh, you dog? Cribs, as we said at school. Put in a paltry
thousand or two, and you shall go halves."

Pisistratus (vehemently).--"Not for all the mines of Potosi."

Uncle Jack (good-humoredly).--"Well, it sha'n't be the worse for you. I
sha'n't alter my will, in spite of your want of confidence. Your young
friend,--that Mr. Vivian, I think you call him: intelligent-looking
fellow; sharper than the other, I guess,--would he like a share?"

Pisistratus.--"In the grog depot? You had better ask him!"

Uncle Jack.--"What! you pretend to be aristocratic in the Bush? Too good.
Ha, ha--they're calling to me; we must be off."

Pisistratus.--"I will ride with you a few miles. What say you, Vivian?
and you, Guy?" (As the whole party now joined us.)

Guy prefers basking in the sun and reading the "Lives of the Poets."
Vivian assents; we accompany the party till sunset. Major MacBlarney
prodigalizes his offers of service in every conceivable department of
life, and winds up with an assurance that if we want anything in those
departments connected with engineering,--such as mining, mapping,
surveying, etc.,--he will serve us, bedad, for nothing, or next to it. We
suspect Major MacBlarney to be a civil engineer suffering under the
innocent hallucination that he has been in the army.

Mr. Speck lets out to me, in a confidential whisper, that Mr. Bullion is
monstrous rich, and has made his fortune from small beginnings, by never
letting a good thing go. I think of Uncle Jack's pickled onion and Mr.
Speck's meerschaum, and perceive, with respectful admiration, that Mr.
Bullion acts uniformly on one grand system. Ten minutes afterwards, Mr.
Bullion observes, in a tone equally confidential, that Mr. Speck, though
so smiling and civil, is as sharp as a needle, and that if I want any
shares in the new speculation, or indeed in any other, I had better come
at once to Bullion, who would not deceive me for my weight in gold.
"Not," added Bullion, "that I have anything to say against Speck. He is
well enough to do in the world,--a warm man, sir; and when a man is
really warm, I am the last person to think of his little faults and turn
on him the cold shoulder."

"Adieu!" said Uncle Jack, pulling out once more his pocket-handkerchief;
"my love to all at home." And sinking his voice into a whisper: "If ever
you think better of the Grog and Store Depot, nephew, you'll find an
uncle's heart in this bosom!"

(1) A damper is a cake of flour baked without yeast, in the ashes


It was night as Vivian and myself rode slowly home. Night in Australia!
How impossible to describe its beauty Heaven seems, in that new world, so
much nearer to earth! Every star stands out so bright and particular as
if fresh from the time when the Maker willed it. And the moon like a
large silvery sun,--the least object on which it shines so distinct and
so still. (1) Now and then a sound breaks the silence, but a sound so
much in harmony with the solitude that it only deepens its charms. Hark!
the low cry of the night-bird from yonder glen amidst the small gray
gleaming rocks. Hark! as night deepens, the bark of the distant
watch-dog, or the low, strange howl of his more savage species, from
which he de fends the fold. Hark! the echo catches the sound, and flings
it sportively from hill to hill,--farther and farther and farther down,
till all again is hushed, and the flowers hang noiseless over your head
as you ride through a grove of the giant gum-trees. Now the air is
literally charged with the odors, and the sense of fragrance grows almost
painful in its pleasure. You quicken your pace, and escape again into the
open plains and the full moonlight, and through the slender tea-trees
catch the gleam of the river, and in the exquisite fineness of the
atmosphere hear the soothing sound of its murmur.

Pisistratus.--"And this land has become the heritage of our people!
Methinks I see, as I gaze around, the scheme of the All-beneficent Father
disentangling itself clear through the troubled history of mankind. How
mysteriously, while Europe rears its populations and fulfils its
civilizing mission, these realms have been concealed from its
eyes,--divulged to us just as civilization needs the solution to its
problems; a vent for feverish energies, baffled in the crowd; offering
bread to the famished, hope to the desperate; in very truth enabling the
'New World to redress the balance of the Old.' Here, what a Latium for
the wandering spirits,--

     "'On various seas by various tempests tossed.'

"Here, the actual AEneid passes before our eyes. From the huts of the
exiles scattered over this hardier Italy, who cannot see in the future

     "'A race from whence new Alban sires shall come,
      And the long glories of a future Rome'?"

Vivian (mournfully).--"Is it from the outcasts of the work-house, the
prison, and the transport-ship that a second Rome is to arise?"

Pisistratus.--"There is something in this new soil--in the labor it calls
forth, in the hope it inspires, in the sense of property, which I take to
be the core of social morals--that expedites the work of redemption with
marvellous rapidity. Take them altogether, whatever their origin, or
whatever brought them hither, they are a fine, manly, frank-hearted race,
these colonists now!--rude, not mean, especially in the Bush; and, I
suspect, will ultimately become as gallant and honest a population as
that now springing up in South Australia, from which convicts are
excluded,--and happily excluded,--for the distinction will sharpen
emulation. As to the rest, and in direct answer to your question, I fancy
even the emancipist part of our population every whit as respectable as
the mongrel robbers under Romulus."

Vivian.--"But were they not soldiers,--I mean the first Romans?"

Pisistratus.--"My dear cousin, we are in advance of those grim outcasts
if we can get lands, houses, and wives (though the last is difficult, and
it is well that we have no white Sabines in the neighborhood) without
that same soldiering which was the necessity of their existence."

Vivian (after a pause).--"I have written to my father, and to yours more
fully,--stating in the one letter my wish, in the other trying to explain
the feelings from which it springs."

Pisistratus.--"Are the letters gone?"


Pisistratus.--"And you would not show them to me!"

Vivian.--"Do not speak so reproachfully. I promised your father to pour
out my whole heart to him, whenever it was troubled and at strife. I
promise you now that I will go by his advice."

Pisistratus (disconsolately).--"What is there in this military life for
which you yearn that can yield you more food for healthful excitement and
stirring adventure than your present pursuits afford?"

Vivian.--"Distinction! You do not see the difference between us. You have
but a fortune to make,--I have a name to redeem; you look calmly on to
the future,--I have a dark blot to erase from the past."

Pisistratus (soothingly).--"It is erased. Five years of no weak
bewailings, but of manly reform, steadfast industry, conduct so blameless
that even Guy (whom I look upon as the incarnation of blunt English
honesty) half doubts whether you are 'cute enough for 'a station;' a
character already so high that I long for the hour when you will again
take your father's spotless name, and give me the pride to own our
kinship to the world,--all this surely redeems the errors arising from an
uneducated childhood and a wandering youth."

Vivian (leaning over his horse, and putting his hand on my
shoulder).--"My dear friend, what do I owe you!" Then recovering his
emotion, and pushing on at a quicker pace, while he continues to speak,
"But can you not see that, just in proportion as my comprehension of
right would become clear and strong, so my conscience would become also
more sensitive and reproachful; and the better I understand my gallant
father, the more I must desire to be as he would have had his son. Do you
think it would content him, could he see me branding cattle and
bargaining with bullock drivers? Was it not the strongest wish of his
heart that I should adopt his own career? Have I not heard you say that
he would have had you too a soldier, but for your mother? I have no
mother! If I made thousands, and tens of thousands, by this ignoble
calling, would they give my father half the pleasure that he would feel
at seeing my name honorably mentioned in a despatch? No, no! You have
banished the gypsy blood, and now the soldier's breaks out! Oh, for one
glorious day in which I may clear my way into fair repute, as our fathers
before us!--when tears of proud joy may flow from those eyes that have
wept such hot drops at my shame; when she, too, in her high station
beside that sleek lord, may say, 'His heart was not so vile, after all!'
Don't argue with me,--it is in vain! Pray, rather, that I may have leave
to work out my own way; for I tell you that if condemned to stay here, I
may not murmur aloud,--I may go through this round of low duties as the
brute turns the wheel of a mill; but my heart will prey on itself, and
you shall soon write on my gravestone the epitaph of the poor poet you
told us of whose true disease was the thirst of glory,--'Here lies one
whose name was writ in water."'

I had no answer; that contagious ambition made my own veins run more
warmly, and my own heart beat with a louder tumult. Amidst the pastoral
scenes, and under the tranquil moonlight of the New, the Old World, even
in me, rude Bushman, claimed for a while its son. But as we rode on, the
air, so inexpressibly buoyant, yet soothing as an anodyne, restored me to
peaceful Nature. Now the flocks, in their snowy clusters, were seen
sleeping under the stars; hark! the welcome of the watch-dogs; see the
light gleaming far from the chink of the door! And, pausing, I said
aloud: "No, there is more glory in laying these rough foundations of a
mighty state, though no trumpets resound with your victory, though no
laurels shall shadow your tomb, than in forcing the onward progress of
your race over burning cities and hecatombs of men!" I looked round for
Vivian's answer; but ere I spoke he had spurred from my side, and I saw
the wild dogs slinking back from the hoofs of his horse as he rode at
speed on the sward through the moonlight.

(1) "I have frequently," says Mr. Wilkinson, in his invaluable work upon
South Australia, at once so graphic and so practical, "been out on a
journey in such a night, and whilst allowing the horse his own time to
walk along the road, have solaced myself by reading in the still


The weeks and the months rolled on, and the replies to Vivian's letters
came at last; I foreboded too well their purport. I knew that my father
could not set himself in opposition to the deliberate and cherished
desire of a man who had now arrived at the full strength of his
understanding, and must be left at liberty to make his own election of
the paths of life. Long after that date I saw Vivian's letter to my
father; and even his conversation had scarcely prepared me for the pathos
of that confession of a mind remarkable alike for its strength and its
weakness. If born in the age, or submitted to the influences, of
religious enthusiasm, here was a nature that, awaking from sin, could not
have been contented with the sober duties of mediocre goodness; that
would have plunged into the fiery depths of monkish fanaticism, wrestled
with the fiend in the hermitage, or marched barefoot on the infidel with
a sackcloth for armor,--the cross for a sword. Now, the impatient desire
for redemption took a more mundane direction, but with something that
seemed almost spiritual in its fervor. And this enthusiasm flowed through
strata of such profound melancholy! Deny it a vent, and it might sicken
into lethargy or fret itself into madness,--give it the vent, and it
might vivify and fertilize as it swept along.

My father's reply to this letter was what might be expected. It gently
reinforced the old lessons in the distinctions between aspirations
towards the perfecting ourselves,--aspirations that are never in
vain,--and the morbid passion for applause from others, which shifts
conscience from our own bosoms to the confused Babel of the crowd and
calls it "fame." But my father in his counsels did not seek to oppose a
mind so obstinately bent upon a single course,--he sought rather to guide
and strengthen it in the way it should go. The seas of human life are
wide. Wisdom may suggest the voyage, but it must first look to the
condition of the ship and the nature of the merchandise to exchange. Not
every vessel that sails from Tarshish can bring back the gold of Ophir;
but shall it therefore rot in the harbor? No; give its sails to the wind!
But I had expected that Roland's letter to his son would have been full
of joy and exultation,--joy there was none in it, yet exultation there
might be, though serious, grave, and subdued. In the proud assent that
the old soldier gave to his son's wish, in his entire comprehension of
motives so akin to his own nature, there was yet a visible sorrow; it
seemed even as if he constrained himself to the assent he gave. Not till
I had read it again and again could I divine Roland's feelings while he
wrote. At this distance of time I comprehend them well. Had he sent from
his side, into noble warfare, some boy fresh to life, new to sin, with an
enthusiasm pure and single-hearted as his own young chivalrous ardor,
then, with all a soldier's joy, he had yielded a cheerful tribute to the
hosts of England. But here he recognized, though perhaps dimly, not the
frank, military fervor, but the stern desire of expiation; and in that
thought he admitted forebodings that would have been otherwise rejected,
so that at the close of the letter it seemed, not the fiery, war-seasoned
Roland that wrote, but rather some timid, anxious mother. Warnings and
entreaties and cautions not to be rash, and assurances that the best
soldiers were ever the most prudent,--were these the counsels of the
fierce veteran who at the head of the forlorn hope had mounted the wall
at--, his sword between his teeth?

But whatever his presentiments, Roland had yielded at once to his son's
prayer, hastened to London at the receipt of his letter, obtained a
commission in a regiment now in active service in India; and that
commission was made out in his son's name. The commission, with an order
to join the regiment as soon as possible, accompanied the letter.

And Vivian, pointing to the name addressed to him, said, "Now indeed I
may resume this name, and next to Heaven will I hold it sacred! It shall
guide me to glory in life, or my father shall read it, without shame, on
my tomb!" I see him before me as he stood then,--his form erect, his dark
eyes solemn in their light, a serenity in his smile, a grandeur on his
brow, that I had never marked till then! Was that the same man I had
recoiled from as the sneering cynic, shuddered at as the audacious
traitor, or wept over as the cowering outcast? How little the nobleness
of aspect depends on symmetry of feature, or the mere proportions of
form! What dignity robes the man who is filled with a lofty thought!


He is gone; he has left a void in my existence. I had grown to love him
so well; I had been so proud when men praised him. My love was a sort of
self-love,--I had looked upon him in part as the work of my own hands. I
am a long time ere I can settle back, with good heart, to my pastoral
life. Before my cousin went, we cast up our gains and settled our shares.
When he resigned the allowance which Roland had made him, his father
secretly gave to me, for his use, a sum equal to that which I and Guy
Bolding brought into the common stock. Roland had raised a sum upon
mortgage; and while the interest was a trivial deduction from his income,
compared to the former allowance, the capital was much more useful to his
son than a mere yearly payment could have been. Thus, between us, we had
a considerable sum for Australian settlers,--L4,500. For the first two
years we made nothing,--indeed, great part of the first year was spent in
learning our art, at the station of an old settler. But at the end of the
third year, our flocks having then become very considerable, we cleared a
return beyond my most sanguine expectations. And when my cousin left,
just in the sixth year of exile, our shares amounted to L4,000 each,
exclusive of the value of the two stations. My cousin had at first wished
that I should forward his share to his father; but he soon saw that
Roland would never take it, and it was finally agreed that it should rest
in my hands, for me to manage for him, send him out an interest at five
per cent, and devote the surplus profits to the increase of his capital.
I had now, therefore, the control of L12,000, and we might consider
ourselves very respectable capitalists. I kept on the cattle station, by
the aid of the Will-o'-the-Wisp, for about two years after Vivian's
departure (we had then had it altogether for five). At the end of that
time, I sold it and the stock to great advantage. And the sheep--for the
"brand" of which I had a high reputation--having wonderfully prospered in
the mean while, I thought we might safely extend our speculations into
new ventures. Glad, too, of a change of scene, I left Bolding in charge
of the flocks and bent my course to Adelaide, for the fame of that new
settlement had already disturbed the peace of the Bush. I found Uncle
Jack residing near Adelaide in a very handsome villa, with all the signs
and appurtenances of colonial opulence; and report, perhaps, did not
exaggerate the gains he had made,--so many strings to his bow, and each
arrow, this time, seemed to have gone straight to the white of the butts.
I now thought I had acquired knowledge and caution sufficient to avail
myself of Uncle Jack's ideas, without ruining myself by following them
out in his company; and I saw a kind of retributive justice in making his
brain minister to the fortunes which his ideality and constructiveness,
according to Squills, had served so notably to impoverish. I must here
gratefully acknowledge that I owed much to this irregular genius. The
investigation of the supposed mines had proved unsatisfactory to Mr.
Bullion, and they were not fairly discovered till a few years after. But
Jack had convinced himself of their existence, and purchased, on his own
account, "for an old song," some barren land which he was persuaded would
prove to him a Golconda, one day or other, under the euphonious title
(which, indeed, it ultimately established) of the "Tibbets' Wheal." The
suspension of the mines, however, fortunately suspended the existence of
the Grog and Store Depot, and Uncle Jack was now assisting in the
foundation of Port Philip. Profiting by his advice, I adventured in that
new settlement some timid and wary purchases, which I resold to
considerable advantage. Meanwhile I must not omit to state briefly what,
since my departure from England, had been the ministerial career of

That refining fastidiousness, that scrupulosity of political conscience,
which had characterized him as an independent member, and often served,
in the opinion both of friend and of foe, to give the attribute of
general impracticability to a mind that, in all details, was so
essentially and laboriously practical, might perhaps have founded
Trevanion's reputation as a minister if he could have been a minister
without colleagues,--if, standing alone, and from the necessary height,
he could have placed, clear and single, before the--world, his exquisite
honesty of purpose and the width of a statesmanship marvellously
accomplished and comprehensive. But Trevanion could not amalgamate with
others, nor subscribe to the discipline of a cabinet in which he was not
the chief, especially in a policy which must have been thoroughly
abhorrent to such a nature,--a policy that, of late years, has
distinguished not one faction alone, but has seemed so forced upon the
more eminent political leaders on either side that they who take the more
charitable view of things may perhaps hold it to arise from the necessity
of the age, fostered by the temper of the public: I mean the policy of
Expediency. Certainly not in this book will I introduce the angry
elements of party politics; and how should I know much about them? All
that I have to say is that, right or wrong, such a policy must have been
at war, every moment, with each principle of Trevanion's statesmanship,
and fretted each fibre of his moral constitution. The aristocratic
combinations which his alliance with the Castleton interest had brought
to his aid served perhaps to fortify his position in the Cabinet; yet
aristocratic combinations were of small avail against what seemed the
atmospherical epidemic of the age. I could see how his situation had
preyed on his mind when I read a paragraph in the newspapers, "that it
was reported, on good authority, that Mr. Trevanion had tendered his
resignation, but had been prevailed upon to withdraw it, as his
retirement at that moment would break up the government." Some months
afterwards came another paragraph, to the effect "that Mr. Trevanion was
taken suddenly ill, and that it was feared his illness was of a nature to
preclude his resuming his official labors." Then Parliament broke up.
Before it met again, Mr. Trevanion was gazetted as Earl of Ulverstone,--a
title that had been once in his family,--and had left the Administration,
unable to encounter the fatigues of office. To an ordinary man the
elevation to an earldom, passing over the lesser honors in the peerage,
would have seemed no mean close to a political career; but I felt what
profound despair of striving against circumstance for utility--what
entanglements with his colleagues, whom he could neither conscientiously
support, nor, according to his high old-fashioned notions of party honor
and etiquette, energetically oppose--had driven him to abandon that
stormy scene in which his existence had been passed. The House of Lords,
to that active intellect, was as the retirement of some warrior of old
into the cloisters of a convent. The gazette that chronicled the earldom
of Ulverstone was the proclamation that Albert Trevanion lived no more
for the world of public men. And, indeed, from that date his career
vanished out of sight. Trevanion died,--the Earl of Ulverstone made no

I had hitherto written but twice to Lady Ellinor during my exile,--once
upon the marriage of Fanny with Lord Castleton, which took place about
six months after I sailed from England, and again when thanking her
husband for some rare animals, equine, pastoral, and bovine, which he had
sent as presents to Bolding and myself. I wrote again after Trevanion's
elevation to the peerage, and received, in due time, a reply confirming
all my impressions; for it was full of bitterness and gall, accusations
of the world, fears for the country,--Richelieu himself could not have
taken a gloomier view of things when his levees were deserted and his
power seemed annihilated before the "Day of Dupes." Only one gleam of
comfort appeared to visit Lady Ulverstone's breast, and thence to settle
prospectively over the future of the world,--a second son had been born
to Lord Castleton; to that son would descend the estates of Ulverstone
and the representation of that line distinguished by Trevanion and
enriched by Trevanion's wife. Never was there a child of such promise!
Not Virgil himself, when he called on the Sicilian Muses to celebrate the
advent of a son to Pollio, ever sounded a loftier strain. Here was one,
now, perchance, engaged on words of two syllables, called:

     "By laboring Nature to sustain
      The nodding frame of heaven and earth and main,
      See to their base restored, earth, sea, and air,
      And joyful ages from behind in crowding ranks   appear!"

Happy dream which Heaven sends to grandparents,--rebaptism of Hope in the
font whose drops sprinkle the grandchild!

Time flies on; affairs continue to prosper. I am just leaving the bank at
Adelaide with a satisfied air when I am stopped in the street by bowing
acquaintances who never shook me by the hand before. They shake me by the
hand now, and cry, "I wish you joy, sir. That brave fellow, your
namesake, is of course your near relation."

"What do you mean?"

"Have you not seen the papers? Here they are."

   "Gallant Conduct of Ensign De Caxton! Promoted to a  Lieutenancy
   on the Field!"

I wipe my eyes, and cry: "Thank Heaven,--it is my cousin!" Then new
hand-shakings, new groups gather round. I feel taller by the head than I
was before! We grumbling English, always quarrelling with each
other,--the world not wide enough to hold us; and yet, when in the far
land some bold deed is done by a countryman, how we feel that we are
brothers; how our hearts warm to each other! What a letter I wrote home,
and how joyously I went back to the Bush! The Will-o'-the-Wisp has
attained to a cattle station of his own. I go fifty miles out of my way
to tell him the news and give him the newspaper; for he knows now that
his old master, Vivian, is a Cumberland man,--a Caxton. Poor
Will-o'-the-Wisp! The tea that night tasted uncommonly like
whiskey-punch! Father Mathew, forgive us; but if you had been a
Cumberland man, and heard the Will-o'-the-Wisp roaring out, "Blue Bonnets
over the Borders," I think your tea, too, would not have come out of


A great change has occurred in our household. Guy's father is dead,--his
latter years cheered by the accounts of his son's steadiness and
prosperity, and by the touching proofs thereof which Guy has exhibited;
for he insisted on repaying to his father the old college debts and the
advance of the L1,500, begging that the money might go towards his
sister's portion. Now, after the old gentleman's death, the sister
resolved to come out and live with her dear brother Guy. Another wing is
built to the hut. Ambitious plans for a new stone house, to be commenced
the following year, are entertained; and Guy has brought back from
Adelaide not only a sister, but, to my utter astonishment, a wife, in the
shape of a fair friend by whom the sister is accompanied.

The young lady did quite right to come to Australia if she wanted to be
married. She was very pretty, and all the beaux in Adelaide were round
her in a moment. Guy was in love the first day, in a rage with thirty
rivals the next, in despair the third, put the question the fourth, and
before the fifteenth was a married man, hastening back with a treasure,
of which he fancied all the world was conspiring to rob him. His sister
was quite as pretty as her friend, and she, too, had offers enough the
moment she landed,--only she was romantic and fastidious; and I fancy Guy
told her that "I was just made for her."

However, charming though she be,--with pretty blue eyes and her brother's
frank smile,--I am not enchanted. I fancy she lost all chance of my heart
by stepping across the yard in a pair of silk shoes. If I were to live in
the Bush, give me a wife as a companion who can ride well, leap over a
ditch, walk beside me when I go forth, gun in hand, for a shot at the
kangaroos. But I dare not go on with the list of a Bush husband's
requisites. This change, however, serves, for various reasons, to quicken
my desire of return. Ten years have now elapsed, and I have already
obtained a much larger fortune than I had calculated to make. Sorely to
Guy's honest grief, I therefore wound up our affairs and dissolved
partnership; for he had decided to pass his life in the colony,--and with
his pretty wife, who has grown very fond of him, I don't wonder at it.
Guy takes my share of the station and stock off my hands; and, all
accounts squared between us, I bid farewell to the Bush. Despite all the
motives that drew my heart homeward, it was not without participation in
the sorrow of my old companions that I took leave of those I might never
see again on this side the grave. The meanest man in my employ had grown
a friend; and when those hard hands grasped mine, and from many a breast
that once had waged fierce war with the world came the soft blessing to
the Homeward-bound,--with a tender thought for the Old England that had
been but a harsh stepmother to them,--I felt a choking sensation which I
suspect is little known to the friendships of Mayfair and St. James's. I
was forced to get off with a few broken words, when I had meant to part
with a long speech,--perhaps the broken words pleased the audience
better. Spurring away, I gained a little eminence and looked back. There
were the poor faithful fellows gathered in a ring, watching me, their
hats off, their hands shading their eyes from the sun. And Guy had thrown
himself on the ground, and I heard his loud sobs distinctly. His wife was
leaning over his shoulder, trying to soothe. Forgive him, fair helpmate;
you will be all the world to him--to-morrow! And the blue-eyed sister,
where was she? Had she no tears for the rough friend who laughed at the
silk shoes, and taught her how to hold the reins and never fear that the
old pony would run away with her? What matter? If the tears were shed,
they were hidden tears. No shame in them, fair Ellen! Since then thou
hast wept happy tears over thy first-born,--those tears have long ago
washed away all bitterness in the innocent memories of a girl's first


Dated From Adelaide.

Imagine my wonder! Uncle Jack has just been with me, and--But hear the

Uncle Jack.--"So you are positively going back to that smoky, fusty Old
England, just when you are on your high road to a plum,--a plum, sir, at
least! They all say there is not a more rising young man in the colony. I
think Bullion would take you into partnership. What are you in such a
hurry for?"

Pisistratus.--"To see my father and mother and Uncle Roland, and--" (was
about to name some one else, but stops). "You see, my dear uncle, I came
out solely with the idea of repairing my father's losses in that
unfortunate speculation of 'The Capitalist'!"

Uncle Jack (coughs and ejaculates).--"That villain Peck!"

Pisistratus.--"And to have a few thousands to invest in poor Roland's
acres. The object is achieved: why should I stay?"

Uncle Jack.--"A few paltry thousands, when in twenty years more, at the
farthest, you would wallow in gold!"

Pisistratus.--"A man learns in the Bush how happy life can be with plenty
of employment and very little money. I shall practise that lesson in

Uncle Jack.--"Your mind's made up?"

Pisistratus.--"And my place in the ship taken."

Uncle Jack.--"Then there's no more to be said." (Hums, haws, and examines
his nails,--filbert-nails, not a speck on them. Then suddenly, and
jerking up his head) "That 'Capitalist'! it has been on my conscience,
nephew, ever since; and, somehow or other, since I have abandoned the
cause of my fellow-creatures, I think I have cared more for my

Pisistratus (smiling as he remembers his father's shrewd predictions
thereon).--"Naturally, my dear uncle; any child who has thrown a stone
into a pond knows that a circle disappears as it widens."

Uncle Jack.--"Very true,--I shall make a note of that, applicable to my
next speech in defence of what they call the 'land monopoly.' Thank
you,--stone, circle! [Jots down notes in his pocket-book.] But to return
to the point: I am well off now, I have neither wife nor child, and I
feel that I ought to bear my share in your father's loss,--it was our
joint speculation. And your father--good, dear Austin!--paid my debts
into the bargain. And how cheering the punch was that night, when your
mother wanted to scold poor Jack! And the L300 Austin lent me when I left
him: nephew, that was the remaking of me,--the acorn of the oak I have
planted. So here they are [added Uncle Jack, with a heroical effort, and
he extracted from the pocket-book bills for a sum between three and four
thousand pounds]. There, it is done; and I shall sleep better for it!"
With that Uncle Jack got up, and bolted out of the room.

Ought I to take the money? Why, I think yes,--it is but fair. Jack must
be really rich, and can well spare the money; besides, if he wants it
again, I know my father will let him have it. And, indeed, Jack caused
the loss of the whole sum lost on "The Capitalist," etc.: and this is not
quite the half of what my father paid away. But is it not fine in Uncle
Jack? Well, my father was quite right in his milder estimate of Jack's
scalene conformation, and it is hard to judge of a man when he is needy
and down in the world. When one grafts one's ideas on one's neighbor's
money, they are certainly not so grand as when they spring from one's

Uncle Jack (popping his head into the room).--"And, you see, you can
double that money if you will just leave it in my hands for a couple of
years,--you have no notion what I shall make of the Tibbets' Wheal! Did I
tell you? The German was quite right; I have been offered already seven
times the sum which I gave for the land. But I am now looking out for a
company: let me put you down for shares to the amount at least of those
trumpery bills. Cent per cent,--I guarantee cent per cent!" And Uncle
Jack stretches out those famous smooth hands of his, with a tremulous
motion of the ten eloquent fingers.

Pisistratus.--"Ah! my dear uncle, if you repent--"

Uncle Jack.--"Repent, when I offer you cent per cent, on my personal

Pisistratus (carefully putting the bills into his breast
coat-pocket).--"Then if you don't repent, my dear uncle, allow me to
shake you by the hand and say that I will not consent to lessen my esteem
and admiration for the high principle which prompts this restitution, by
confounding it with trading associations of loans, interests, and
copper-mines. And, you see, since this sum is paid to my father, I have
no right to invest it without his permission."

Uncle Jack (with emotion). "'Esteem, admiration, high principle!'--these
are pleasant words from you, nephew. [Then, shaking his head, and
smiling] You sly dog! you are quite right; get the bills cashed at once.
And hark ye, sir, just keep out of my way, will you? And don't let me
coax from you a farthing." Uncle Jack slams the door and rushes out.
Pisistratus draws the bills warily from his pocket, half suspecting they
must already have turned into withered leaves, like fairy money; slowly
convinces himself that the bills are good bill