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Title: Officer 666
Author: Currie, Barton Wood, 1878-, McHugh, Augustin, 1877-1928
Language: English
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Copyright, 1912, By The H. K. Fly Company


        I. A Grapefruit Prelude.                                     9
       II. Mr. Hogg Enters the Lists.                               15
      III. Whitney Barnes Under Fire.                               21
       IV. Smiles and Tears.                                        28
        V. Whitney Barnes Telephones to the Ritz.                   33
       VI. Officer 666 on Patrol.                                   38
      VII. The Little Brown Jap.                                    44
     VIII. Art, Mystery and Love.                                   50
       IX. The Curse of Millions.                                   56
        X. The Heartbeats of Mr. Hogg.                              61
       XI. Gainsborough "Blue Boy."                                 65
      XII. Approaching a World of Mystery.                          73
     VIII. Travers Gladwin Gets a Thrill.                           77
      XIV. Thrill Begets Thrill.                                    83
       XV. Heroism, Love and Something Else.                        90
      XVI. The Torment of Officer 666.                              96
     XVII. Travers Gladwin Is Considerably Jarred.                 100
    XVIII. Sadie Becomes a Conspirator.                            106
      XIX. Helen Leaves an Important Message.                      112
       XX. Michael Phelan to the Rescue.                           118
      XXI. Travers Gladwin Goes in Search of Himself.              127
     XXII. A Millionaire Policeman on Patrol.                      133
    XXIII. Old Grim Barnes Gets a Thrill.                          142
     XXIV. Auntie Takes the Trail.                                 148
      XXV. Phelan Meets His Uniform Again.                         159
     XXVI. Gladwin Meets Himself.                                  168
    XXVII. Misadventures of Whitney Barnes.                        179
   XXVIII. An Instance of Epic Nerve.                              187
     XXIX. In Which the Hero Is Kept on the Hop.                   192
      XXX. Gladwin Comes out of His Shell.                         202
     XXXI. A Visit to the Exiled Phelan.                           207
    XXXII. In Which Bluff Is Trumps.                               214
   XXXIII. Bateato Summons Big Much Police.                        222
    XXXIV. Phelan Loses His Bribe.                                 228
     XXXV. Bateato Keeps His Promise.                              236
    XXXVI. Repartee and a Revolver Muzzle.                         247
   XXXVII. Handcuffs and Love.                                     254
  XXXVIII. Kearney Meets His Match.                                262
    XXXIX. Piling on Phelan's Agony.                               269
       XL. Striking While the Iron Is Hot.                         278
      XLI. The Escape.                                             285
     XLII. Michael Phelan's Predicament.                           291
    XLIII. The Circumvention of Auntie.                            298
     XLIV. Miss Featherington's Shattered Dream.                   304


  His gaze had wandered to the great chest, the lid of
      which was distinctly rising.                        Frontispiece
  "Now here's a cunning little line", he pursued. "That
      shows something too."                                        110
  "Give me me uniform an' let me git out of here."                 164
  "He's almost as madly in love with her as I am."                 282

  The Publishers wish to acknowledge, with thanks, the permission to
  use some sketches of the H. C. MINER LITHOGRAPHING COMPANY in
  illustrating this book.




Splash! The grapefruit hit her in the eye!

Splash! His psychic wave was dashed to smithereens!

"Oh! Oh!" the two girls screamed in unison.

"D----!" the young man sitting near ejaculated.

For ten minutes there in the Oak Room of the Ritz-Carlton he had been
hurling across the narrow intervening space this mental command to the
girl facing him:

"Look here! Look at me! Let me see your eyes! Look here!"

For half that time she had been conscious of his insistent gaze and
his message. But with as much will power as he himself displayed she
bent her head over her plate and sent back along his telepathic
transmission this reply:

"I won't! I won't!"

But she was weakening.

"Sadie," she said to her companion, "I do awfully want to look up. I
want to see who is looking at me so fiercely. I can just feel it all
through me. Of course it wouldn't be proper, would it?"

"Well, that all depends on who is looking at you, dear, doesn't it? If
it were some horrid old man"--

"No, it doesn't feel a bit like that, Sadie. I don't know just how to
explain it--really it isn't unpleasant at all."

"Why, Helen! And you engaged and going to elo"----

"Hush, Sadie, you mustn't say that in here. Somebody might--but I
positively cannot keep my eyes down another moment. I'm"----

Then splash!

A vicious little jab of the spoon and there followed a disastrous
geyser--a grapefruit geyser.

With a smothered little cry of pain Helen's eyes shut tight and she
groped for her napkin. And to make a good job of it the Fates dragged
in at that moment Helen's guardian aunt, the tall and statuesque Mrs.
Elvira Burton of Omaha, Neb.

The young man who had failed so signally in what was perhaps his
maiden effort at hypnotism viciously seized all the change the waiter
proffered on the little silver tray, flung it back with a snarl, got
up and stamped out of the room.

He was a mighty good looking chap, smartly attired, and if you care
for details, he wore a heliotrope scarf in which there gleamed a
superb black pearl for which he had paid a superb price.

"Can you beat it!" he muttered as he climbed the stairs to the lobby
and mingled with the throng that stood about in stiff groups, idly
chattering and looking as if they bored one another to the verge of

"Can you beat it!" he exclaimed again, fairly biting off the words.

So vehemently occupied was he with his chagrin and annoyance that he
stamped heavily upon the pet corn of a retired rear admiral, rudely
bumped a Roumanian duchess, kicked the pink poodle of a famous prima
donna and brought up with a thud against the heroic brawn and muscle
of the house detective, who stood as solidly in the middle of the
lobby as if he had taken root somewhere down in the foundations.

"Can I beat what?" asked the house detective frigidly.

My, but he was an angry young man, and he fairly snarled at the
magnificent individual he had collided with:

"Beat a drum, beat an egg, beat around the bush--go as far as you
like--beat your grandmother if you prefer!"

The granite faced house detective was not used to that sort of
treatment; furthermore it distinctly galled him to be asked to beat
his grandmother, whom he recalled as an estimable old lady who made an
odd noise when she ate soup, owing to an absence of teeth.

"What's that you said about my grandmother?" he said, bridling.

"Bother your grandmother," shot back the insolent retort, whereat the
lordly house detective plucked the young man by the arm.

"Staggerin' an' loony talk don't go in the Ritz," he said under his
breath. "You've been havin' too much."

"Preposterous!" exclaimed the young man, vainly endeavoring to shake
his arm free.

"Are you a guest of the house?" demanded the immaculately garbed
minion of the Ritz.

"I am, so kindly remove the pair of pincers you are crushing my arm

"What's your name?"

"I don't know--that is, I've forgotten."

"Now I know you need lookin' after. Come over here to the desk."

The house detective had manifested no more outward passion than a
block of ice, and so adroit was he in marching the young man to the
desk that not an eye in the lobby was attracted to the little scene.

The young man was at first inclined to make a fuss about it and demand
an abject apology for this untoward treatment. The absurdity of his
predicament, however, stirred his sense of humor and he was meekly
docile when his captor arraigned him at the desk and addressed one of
the clerks:

"Do you know this young man, Mr. Horton?"

"Why, yes, Reagan--this is Mr. Smith--why"--

"That's it--Smith!" cried the young man. "How could I ever forget that
name? Thomas Smith, isn't it, Mr. Horton, or is it James?"

"Thomas, of course; at least that's the way you registered, Mr.
Smith--Thomas Smith and valet." The clerk's eyebrows started straight
up his head.

"Thomas Smith, exactly. Now are you satisfied, Mr. House Detective, or
do you want to go up and examine my luggage? Having convinced you that
I am a registered guest, how would you like to have me walk a chalk
line and convince you that I am sober?"

The house detective froze up tighter than ever, pivoted on his heel
and walked majestically away.

"What is the trouble, Mr. Smith?" asked the clerk deferentially, for
he was a better student of exteriors than John Reagan, twenty years a
precinct detective and retired to take up the haughtier rôle of
plain-clothes man in this most fastidious of metropolitan hostelries.

"No trouble at all, old chap," laughed the young man. "I lost my
little _capri_, and then by accident I discovered a stray member of
the herd belonging to yonder Ajax. Some day he's going to turn
into solid marble from the dome down, when you will have a most
extraordinary piece of statuary on your hands. By the way, have there
been any telephone messages for me? I am expecting a very important

"I will see, Mr. Smith," said the clerk briskly, and began searching
through the pigeonholes. "Yes, Mr. Whitney Barnes called up--left word
he would call up again at 2 sharp. Will you be in your room, sir?"

"Do you think I'll be safe in my room?" asked the young man solemnly.

"Safe!" exclaimed the clerk. "Why, what do you mean, sir?"

"Oh, nothing, only Sir Ivory Ajax seems suspicious of me and might
take it into his head to come up and see if I hadn't murdered my
valet. That's all. I'm going to my room now to wait for Mr. Barnes's
telephone call. Kindly be sure that he is connected with my room."

"There _is_ something strange about that young fellow," murmured the
clerk as he watched the object of suspicion vanish into the lift.
"Though if he is a friend of Whitney Barnes," the clerk added after a
pause, "he ought to be all right. I think I'll look him up in the
Social Register."

Which he did--without enlightenment.



Having arrived in the grill room of the Ritz coincident with a
devastating eruption of grapefruit, Mrs. Elvira Burton set out
forthwith to demonstrate that her unexpected advent was likewise
somewhat in the nature of a lemon. Even her smile was acid as she
spread out her rich sable furs and sat down at the table with her two
pretty nieces.

"I have just received a letter from Mr. Hogg, Helen," she began with a
rush, regardless of the anguish that was still evident in Helen's
lovely grapefruit bespattered eyes.

A twinge of something more than mere physical pain twisted the young
girl's features at the mention of the name--Hogg.

"Oh, auntie," she almost sobbed, "can't you leave Mr. Hogg out of my
luncheon. We had him last night for dinner and again this morning for

"Helen!" exclaimed Mrs. Burton in accents of bitter reproach.

"I just won't have him for luncheon, and with all this grapefruit in
my eye," insisted Helen, hotly.

"It must hurt terribly," sympathized Mrs. Burton's other pretty
charge, then twisted her head and looked behind her.

"What are you looking at, Sadie?" demanded Mrs. Burton, suspiciously.

Sadie turned with a start and blushed furiously. She started to
stammer a reply when the less timid cousin came to her rescue.

"Some ridiculous man was trying to flirt with us and we were both
awfully nervous. I suppose Sadie looked to see if _you_ had frightened
him off."

The blushing Sadie was amazed at her cousin's resourcefulness, and
stole a glance from under the curling fuzz of her golden bang to note
the effect produced upon her august guardian and aunt. Mrs. Burton
groped in her mind for some subtlety that might have been contained in
her niece's remark, failed at any plausible solution and then almost
vindictively returned to her original line of attack.

"Helen Burton, I must insist that you listen to me. I have broken an
engagement for the matinée with my friend, Mrs. Hobbs-Smathers of
Chicago, for the express purpose of communicating to you the contents
of Mr. Hogg's letter. He informs me, Helen, that you are treating him
scandalously; that you do not pay the slightest attention to his
letters or even answer his telegrams."

"Did he say he was getting thin--that would be charming," teased the
incorrigible Helen.

Mrs. Burton gasped and the color surged into her cheeks in two flaming
danger signals. The glance she turned upon the mischievously laughing
eyes of her niece was intended to annihilate every vestige of
frivolity. Her ample bosom struggled in its purple velvet casement.
Sadie Burton actually shook in her tiny boots as she pictured her aunt
in one of her hysterical outbursts right there in the midst of a host
of strangers who seemed to the unsophisticated miss from Omaha to
represent the very cream of New York society.

Even Helen was sobered by the gathering storm warnings. The smile left
her curving red lips and the dimples vanished. All that lingered of
her playful humor showed in the impish lights that danced in her
expressive eyes.

But she was spared the storm. A tiny page, resplendant with myriad
buttons, appeared in the entrance to the Oak Room and lisped the

"Mith Helen Burthon."

He bore in his arms a bouquet of magnificent orchids. Every eye in the
room focussed upon the tiny flower bearer, among them the wrathful
pair of Mrs. Elvira Burton.

"Mith Helen Burthon."

The rage of the older woman had somewhat cooled. She managed to
nod her head haughtily to the boy. He came forward briskly with
his precious burden of blooms and laid them on the table, then
right-about-faced with military precision and marched away.

Now it was Helen Burton's turn to blush and her agitation was as
pretty to see as anything those who continued to stare in her
direction had ever witnessed. Her dimples were positive hollows from
which her blushes seemed to fountain. She did not reach for the
bouquet, though, because her hand trembled so and there was actual
fear in her eyes as she shrank back in her seat and regarded her

Mrs. Burton was not loath to seize upon any leverage that might
give her sway over her rebellious niece. With a smile that was
unequivocally malicious she slowly raised the bunch of orchids and
turned them over. The bouquet was tied with a delicate mauve satin
ribbon that perfectly matched the gown worn by her niece.

Mrs. Burton looked at the ribbon and then at Helen's dress. There was
accusation in the glance. Her eyes studied the orchids. They were of a
peculiar rich golden brown, matching the splendor of Miss Burton's
hair. There was conviction in the second glance. She turned the
bouquet over several times, looking for a card.

There was none.

Now, here was a mystery! Could Miss Helen explain? Mrs. Burton inhaled
a deep breath, then said with exaggerated sweetness:

"Helen, dear, who could have sent you these beautiful flowers? They
are positively superb. He must certainly be an artist."

Great as was her first panic, the young girl quickly rallied to her
own defense. She had only waited to be sure there was no card, no
incriminating mark of identification. She leaned forward on her
elbows, sighed rapturously and exclaimed:

"Aren't they exquisite, Aunt El!"

"I asked you, Helen dear, who could have sent them?" There was
something distinctly feline in the purring tones as the question was

"Why, isn't there any card, Aunt El?" fenced the girl.

"Come, come, my dear, why keep me in suspense? You can see there is no
card. Can it be one of the young men we met at the Grangers last
night? I hardly think so, for it is execrably bad form to send flowers
to a public dining room by a page in buttons."

Helen shook her head and assumed an air of great perplexity. She stole
a glance across the table at Sadie, but that shy little cousin seemed
on the verge of tears. Mrs. Burton intercepted the wireless appeal and
shifted her cross-questioning to Sadie. She was determined to unravel
the mystery. She read Sadie's panic as a symptom of guilty knowledge.

But Sadie was loyal to the cousin and chum she adored and proved
surprisingly game under fire. Indeed, she succeeded in breaking down
her aunt's cross-examination and bringing the inquest to ruins by
suddenly clapping her hands and blurting:

"Maybe Mr. Hogg sent them by telegraph."

The outrageous absurdity of the statement gave it cataclysmic force.
Helen embraced Sadie with her eyes and then added her own broadside:

"That really was splendid of him, Auntie El? Now you can tell me all
about his letter."

"I will reserve that until later," said Mrs. Burton, icily. "If you
have finished your luncheon, Helen, please pay the check and we shall



Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim
Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and
pinioned him:

"Why don't you get married?"

"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist
down upon the mahogany table. "It's time you did."

Another bang lifted the red-headed office boy in the next room clear
out of Deep Blood Gulch just as Derringer Dick was rescuing the
beautiful damsel from the Apaches. Even Miss Featherington dropped
"The Mystery of the Purple Room" on the floor and made a wild
onslaught on the keys of her typewriter.

Whitney Barnes smiled benevolently upon his parent and nonchalantly
lighted a cigarette.

"As I've said before," he parried easily between the puffing of smoke
rings, "I haven't found the girl."

"Dod rot the girl," started Joshua Barnes, then stopped.

"Now, you know, my dear father, that I couldn't treat my wife like
that. The trouble with you, pater, is that you reason from false

"Nothing of the sort," choked out Barnes senior. "You know well enough
what I mean, young man. You have any number of--of--well, eligible
young ladies, to choose from. You go everywhere and meet everybody.
And you spend my money like water."

"Somebody has got to spend it," spoke up the sole heir to the mustard
millions, cheerfully. "I'll tell you what I'll do, pater--you stop
making it and I'll stop spending it. That's a bargain. It'll be a
great lark for us both. It keeps me awake nights figuring out how I'm
going to spend it and it keeps you awake nights puzzling over how you
can make it--or, that is, make more of it."

"_Stop_!" thundered Joshua Barnes. "For once in my life, Whitney
Barnes, I am going to have a serious talk with you. If your poor
mother had only lived all this wouldn't have been necessary. She'd
have had you married off and there'd be a houseful of grand-children
by this time, and"----

"Just a moment, pater--did triplets or that sort of thing ever run in
our family?"

"Certainly not! What are you driving at?"

"Nothing; nothing, my father. Only I was just wondering. We have a
pretty big house, you know."

For a moment Joshua Barnes seemed on the verge of apoplexy, but he
came around quickly, and moreover with a twinkle in his eye. Even a
life devoted to mustard has its brighter side and Old Grim Barnes was
not entirely devoid of a sense of humor. He was his grim old self
again, however, when he resumed:

"Again I insist that you be serious. I intend that you shall be
married within a year. Otherwise I will put you to work on a salary of
ten dollars a week and compel you to live on it. If you persist in
refusing to interest yourself in my business, the business that my
grandfather founded and that my father and I built up, you can at
least settle down and lead a respectable married life.

"To be candid with you, Whitney," and Joshua Barnes's big voice
suddenly softened, "I want to see some little grand-children round me
before I die. I have some pride of blood, my boy, and I want to see
our name perpetuated. You have frivolled enough, Whitney. You are
twenty-four. I can honestly thank God that you've been nothing more
than a fool. You are not vicious."

"Thanks, awfully, pater. Being nothing more than a fool I suppose it
is up to me to get married. Very well, then, I will. Give me your
hand, dad; it's a bargain."

Whitney Barnes tossed away his cigarette and grasped his father's hand
in both of his. He had become intensely serious. There was a depth of
affection in that handclasp that neither father nor son permitted to
show above the surface. Yet both felt it keenly within. Picking up his
hat and stick, the tall, slim, graceful young man said:

"You have no further commands on the subject, dad? Do you want to pick
the girl, or will you leave it to the taste and sometimes good
judgment of a fool?"

"Haven't you any one in mind, son?" asked Joshua Barnes, anxiously.

"Absolutely not one, pater. You see, the trouble is that I can't ever
seem to get real chummy with a girl but what her mother has to come
and camp on my trail and scare me into fits. You haven't the least
idea what a catch your son is, Joshua Barnes. Why, a mother-in-law
looks to me like something in petticoats that comes creeping up with a
catlike tread, carrying in one hand a net and in the other a
bale-hook. I can't sit out two dances with a debutante before this
nightmare is looking over my shoulder, grinning like a gargoyle and
counting up the number of millions you are going to leave me."

"Oh, bosh!" ejaculated Joshua Barnes. "It's all in your fool
imagination. Grow up and be a man, Whitney. You have given me your
word and I expect you to make good. And by the way, son, there is my
old friend Charley Calker's girl, just out of college. I hear she's a

"Mary Calker is a stunner, dad, and then a trifle. But I regret to say
that she is too fresh from the cloistered halls of learning. You see I
have been out of college three years and have managed to forget such a
jolly lot that I really couldn't talk to her. She'd want me to make
love in Latin and correspond in Greek. Worse than that, she
understands Browning. No, poor Mary will have to marry a prescription
clerk, or a florist or something else out of the classics. But, don't
lose heart, pater, I may be engaged before night. By-by."

It was a vastly more solemn Whitney Barnes who strolled out of the
office of the mustard magnate and dragged his feet through the
anteroom where sat Marietta Featherington and Teddie O'Toole. The
comely Miss Featherington could scarcely believe what she saw from
under her jutting puffs.

This good looking, dandified young man, with his perpetual smile and
sparkling gray eyes had long been her conception of all that was noble
and cultured and aristocratic. He was her Viscount Reginald Vere de
Vere, speaking to her as from between yellow paper covers. He was her
prince incognito who fell in love with Lily, the Lovely Laundress. He
had threaded the mazes of more than one of her palpitating dreams, and
in her innermost heart of hearts she had cherished the fond belief
that one day their orbs would meet and their souls would rush together
in such a head-on collision as is sometimes referred to as love at
first sight. But in Miss Featherington's hero worship gloom had no
part. Her ideals never ceased to smile, whether they slew or caressed,
and perpetually they carried themselves with a jaunty swing or a
dashing stride.

The fact that there had been storm mutterings within the awful cave of
Old Grim Barnes had never before had a depressing effect upon her
hero. He had always sallied forth with airy tread, humming a tune or
laughing with his eyes. What could have happened at this fateful
meeting? Perhaps he had been disinherited. Rapture of raptures, he had
confessed his love for some howling beauty of humble station, had been
cut off with the inevitable shilling and was now going forth to earn
his bread.

Marietta Featherington's heart came up and throbbed in her throat as
Whitney Barnes suddenly wheeled and confronted her. Leaning back upon
his cane, he looked at her--very, very solemnly.

"Miss Featherington," he pronounced slowly, "I wish to ask you a
question. May I?"

Marietta was sure that her puffs were on fire, so fierce was the heat
that blazed under her fair skin. She concentrated all her mental
forces in an effort to summon an elegant reply. But all she could get
out was a stifled:

"Sure thing."

"Thank you, Miss Featherington," said the young man. "My question is
this: Do you believe in soul mates? That is, do you, judging from what
you have observed and any experience you may have had, believe that
true love is controlled by the hand of Fate or that you yourself can
take hold and guide your own footsteps in affairs of the heart?"

Teddie O'Toole had crammed "Deep Blood Gulch" into his hip pocket and
was grinning from ear to ear.

Miss Featherington was positive that her puffs were all ablaze. She
could almost smell them burning. She looked down and she looked up and
she drew a long, desperate sigh.

"I believe in Fate!" she said with emotion that would have done honor
to Sarah Bernhardt.

"Thank you, Miss Featherington," said Whitney Barnes, with profound
respect, then turned on his heel and went out into the corridor of the
great office building.

Unconsciously he had dealt a ruthless blow and there is not a
scintilla of doubt but that he was responsible for the box on the ears
that made Teddie O'Toole's head ring for the remainder of the day and
thereby took all the flavor from the thrills he had found in "Deep
Blood Gulch."



"Now there is no use in your arguing, Sadie--I love him and I have
given him my promise."

The two cousins were alone again speeding up Fifth avenue in an
automobile, a long-bodied foreign car that had been put at the
disposal of Mrs. Burton by the New York agent of Mr. Hogg. The Omaha
suitor for the hand of the fair Helen had also thrown in a red-headed
French chauffeur, which is travelling a bit in the matter of
chauffeurs. But as he understood only automobile English it was a
delightful arrangement for Helen and Sadie, and permitted them
absolute freedom of speech while riding behind him.

"If I had only known him longer, or had been introduced to him
differently," sighed Sadie.

"But haven't I known all about him for years?" protested Helen Burton.
"Of course, we were only school girls when he made that wonderful
rescue at Narragansett Pier. Don't you remember how we rushed down to
the beach to see him, but got there just too late? He had gone out to
his yacht or something. Oh, it was just splendid, Sadie. And he is so
wonderfully modest about it. Why, when I reminded him of his heroism
he pretended to have forgotten all about it. Just imagine Mr. Hogg
forgetting a thing like that! Do you know what Jabez Hogg would do
under similar circumstances, Sadie Burton? Well, I'll tell you--he'd
hire the biggest hall in Omaha and reproduce the whole thing with
moving pictures as an advertisement for his beef canneries."

The young girl had worked herself into a passion and was making savage
little gestures with her clenched fists.

"But what I can't understand, Helen dear, is why a man like Travers
Gladwin should make such a mystery of himself and try to avoid
introducing you to his friends. I am sure," persisted Sadie, despite
the gathering anger in her companion's eyes, "that Aunt Elvira would
not object to him. You know she is just crazy to break into the swim
here in New York, and the Gladwins are the very best of people. I
think it wouldn't take much to urge her even to throw over Mr. Hogg
for Gladwin, if you'd only let her take charge of the wedding."

"Nothing of the sort," denied Helen hotly. "Aunt Elvira is bound on
her solemn word of honor to Mr. Hogg. She will fight for him to the
last ditch, though she knows I hate him."

"Don't you think, Helen," said the younger girl, more soberly, "that
you are simply trying to make yourself look at it that way? I know Mr.
Hogg isn't a pretty man and he has an awful name, but"----

"There is no but about it, Sadie Burton. I have given my word to
Travers Gladwin and I am going to elope with him to-night. I packed my
trunk this morning and gave the porter $10 to take it secretly to the
Grand Central Station. Travers told me just how to arrange it. Oh,
there's his house now, Sadie; the big white one on the corner. It just
thrills me to go by it. On our way back from Riverside Drive we must
stop there. I must leave word that auntie insists on our going to the
opera and that I won't be able to get to him at the time we agreed."

"Oh, I _do_ wish something would turn up and prevent it," cried Sadie,
almost in tears.

"You horrid little thing!" retorted Helen. "It is dreadful of you to
talk like that when you know how much I care for him."

"It isn't that I don't think you care for him," returned Sadie with
trembling lip. "It's something inside of me that warns me. All this
secrecy frightens me. I can't understand why a man of Travers
Gladwin's wealth and social position would want to do such a thing."

"But we both have tried to tell you," insisted Helen, "that there is
an important business reason for it."

"He didn't tell what that reason was," persisted the tearfully
stubborn cousin. "You admitted he didn't give you any definite reason
at all."

Helen Burton stamped her foot and bit her lip. By this time the big
touring car was gliding through the East Drive of Central Park with
the swift, noiseless motion that denotes the highest development of
the modern motor vehicle. Fully a mile of the curving roadway had slid
under the wheels of the car before Helen resumed the conversation with
the sudden outburst:

"You don't doubt for an instant, Sadie, that he is a gentleman!"

Sadie made no reply.

"His knowledge of painting and art is simply wonderful. At that art
sale, where we met, he knew every painting at a glance. He didn't even
have to look for the signatures. You know, if it hadn't been for him I
would have bought that awful imitation Fragonard and just thrown away
two months of my allowance. Sadie Burton, he is the cleverest man I
ever met. He has travelled everywhere and knows everything, and I love
him, I love him, I love him!" In proof of which the charming young
woman burst into tears and took refuge in her vast muff.

This sentimental explosion was too much for tender-hearted Sadie. She
gave way completely and swore not to breathe another word in
opposition to the elopement. And as she felt her beloved cousin's body
shaken with sobs, she forced herself to go into ecstasies over Travers
Gladwin's manly beauty and god-like intellect. In her haste to soothe
she went to extravagant lengths and cried:

"And he must have looked heavenly in his bathing suit when he made
that wonderful rescue."

Down fell Helen's muff with as much of a crash as a muff could make
and she turned upon her companion the most profoundly shocked
expression of a bride-about-to-be.

"Sadie," she reproved stiffly, "you have gone far enough."

Whereupon it was Sadie's turn to seek the sanctuary of tears.



Glancing up into the solemn face of an unusually good-looking young
man who wore his silk hat at a jaunty angle and whose every detail of
attire suggested that he was of that singularly blessed class who toil
not neither do they spin, Miss Mamie McCorkle, public telephone
operator in the tallest-but-one skyscraper below the Fulton street
dead line, expected to be asked to look up some number in the
telephone book and be generously rewarded for the trifling exertion.
It wasn't any wonder, then, that she broke the connections of two
captains of industry and one get-rich-quick millionaire when this was
what she got:

"Suppose, my dear young lady, that you had a premonition--a hunch, I
might say--that you were destined this current day of the calendar
week to meet your Kismet in petticoats, wouldn't it make you feel a
bit hollow inside and justify you in taking your first drink before
your customary hour for absorbing the same?"

Usually a live wire at repartee, Mamie McCorkle was stumped. With a
captain of industry swearing in each ear and the get-rich-quick
millionaire trying to break in with his more artistic specialties in
profanity, she was for a moment frozen into silence. When she did come
to the surface, she set the captains of industry down where they
belonged, retorted upon the get-rich-quick millionaire that he was no
gentleman and she hoped he would inform the manager she said so and
then raised her eyebrows at the interrogator who leaned against her

"If that's an invitation to lunch, _No_! I'm already dated," she said.
"If you're trying to kid me, ring off, the line is busy."

"All of which," said the young man, in the same slow, sober voice, "is
sage counsel for the frivolous. I am not. As you look like a very
sensible young woman, I put a sensible question to you. Perhaps my
language was vague. What I meant to convey was: do you think I would
be justified in taking a drink at this early hour of the day to brace
me for the ordeal of falling in love with an unknown affinity?"

"If your language is personal," replied Miss McCorkle, with a
sarcastic laugh, "my advice is to take six drinks. I'm in love with a

"Good," said the young man, brightly, "and may I ask if it was a
sudden or a swift affair?"

"Swift," snapped Miss McCorkle. "He ran over my stepmother, then
brought her home. I let him in. We were engaged next day. Here's the
ring, one and one-half carats, white!--now, what number do you want?"

"A thousand thanks--get me the Ritz-Carlton, please, and don't break
this ten-dollar bill. I hate change, it spoils the set of one's

As Whitney Barnes squeezed himself into the booth, Miss McCorkle
squinted one eye at the crisp bill he had laid before her and smiled.

"There's more than one way," she thought, "of being asked not to
listen to dove talk, and I like this method best."

The shrewd hello girl, however, had erred in the case of Whitney
Barnes, for this is the way his end of the conversation in booth No. 7

--This the Ritz? Yes. Kindly connect me with Mr. Smith.

--What Smith? Newest one you got. Forget the first name. Thomas Smith,
you say. Well, give me Tom.

--Hello, there, Trav--that is, Tom, or do you prefer Thomas?

--What's that? Came in by way of Boston on a Cunarder? What's all the
row? Read you were in Egypt, doing the pyramids.

--Can't explain over the wire, eh. Hope it isn't a divorce case;
they're beastly.

--Ought to know you better than that. Say, what's the matter with your
little angora?

--Be serious; it's no joking matter. Well, if it wasn't serious how
could I joke about it? You can't joke about a joke.

--I'm a fool! I wonder where I heard that before. Oh, yes--a few
minutes ago. My paternal parent said the same thing.

--Can I meet you at your house? Where is it? I ought to know? I don't
see why, you keep building it over all the time and then go way and
leave it for two years at a stretch. Then when you do come home you go
and live under the----

--Cut that out! My glory, but there is a mystery here.

--Certainly, I don't want to spoil everything.

--Have I an engagement? I should say I have. Just you call up Joshua
Barnes and ask for the dope on it--a whole flock of engagements
bunched into one large contract, the biggest I ever tackled.

--No, I guess it won't prevent me from meeting you. Not unless I
happen to see her on the way uptown.

--Blessed if I know her any more than you. Wish I did, but whoever she
is she's got to be pretty awful horrible nice.

--Have I been drinking? No; but you better have one ready for me. Seen
any of the chaps at the club? What's that? You gave it a wide berth.
This is beginning to sound like a detective novel or a breach of
promise case.

--You don't tell me. Really, I'd never looked at myself in that light
before. Sure, I'm stuck on myself. Head over heels in love with
myself. I'm a classy little party, I am, and you better make the best
of me while I'm here. Where am I going? Nowhere in particular. Just
going to merge my individuality, bite a chunk out of an apple and get
kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

--Now you're sure I'm piffled. No such luck. Trav--that is, Mr.
Smith--Mr. Thomas Smith! Shall I ask for Smith when I drop up at that
little marble palace of yours? No. Oh, Bateato will be there if you
happen to be delayed. How is the little son of Nippon? Oh, that's
good. Five sharp. Tata, Smitty, old chap. By Jove, he's rung off with
a curse----



Michael Phelan had been two years on the force and considered himself
a very fly young man. He had lost something of his romantic outline
during the six months he pounded the Third avenue pave past two
breweries and four saloons to a block, and it was at his own request,
made through his mother's second cousin, District Leader McNaught,
that he had been provided with a saloonless beat on Fifth avenue.

A certain blue-eyed, raven-haired nursemaid, who fed a tiny
millionaire with a solid gold spoon and trundled an imported
perambulator along the east walk of Central Park, may have had
something to do with Patrolman Phelan's choice of beat, but he failed
to mention the fact to his mother. He laid it all on the breweries and
the temptations they offered.

Humble as was Michael Phelan's station on the force, he was already
famous from the wooded wastes of Staten Island to the wilds of the
Bronx. Even the graven-featured chief inspector permitted himself to
smile when the name of Michael Phelan was mentioned.

He was a fresh, rosy-cheeked, greener-than-grass probationary cop when
fame came to him all in one clap and awoke a thunderous roll of
laughter throughout the city.

It was his first detail on the lower east side in the precinct
commanded from the Eldridge street station. The time was July and the
day was a broiler. He was sitting in the reserve room playing dominoes
with the doorman and mopping his forehead with a green bandana when
the captain sent for him.

"Phelan," said the captain shortly, "there's a lady dead without a
doctor at 311 Essex street, three flights up, rear. They've told the
Coroner's Office, but all the Coroners are busy. The corpse is a lone
widow lady with no kin, so you go up and take charge and wait for the

Officer 666 tipped his cap with military salute and set out. Turning
the corner into Essex street, he met plain-clothes man Tim Feeney, who
stopped him and asked him where he was bound. Michael Phelan explained
and then said:

"Tim, if you don't mind, will you give me a tip? What do I do when I
get up to that flat, and how long will I have to wait?"

"You'll have to wait, Mike," replied Tim Feeney, "till the Coroner
gets good and ready to come. When you get to the flat don't knock;
walk right in. Then sit down by the bed and wait. Be sure you keep the
door shut and let no soul in till the Coroner arrives."

"It'll be powerful hot and I'm perishing o' thirst now," said Mike.

"Take off your coat," said Tim, "and send a kid for a can of beer.
When you hear the Coroner comin' slip the can under the bed."

Tim Feeney went on his way with his hand over his mouth.

Patrolman Phelan had missed the twinkle in Tim Feeney's eye and a few
minutes later found him sitting beside a bed with his coat off and a
foaming can on the floor by his chair. On his way up the steep, narrow
staircases he had met a boy and sent him for the liquid refreshment.
He had instructed the lad where to deliver the beer and had gone
quietly in to his unpleasant vigil.

The door he opened led directly into the bedroom. He had glanced once
at the bed and then looked away with a shudder. Perspiration fairly
cascaded down his flaming cheeks as he tiptoed to a chair and placed
it beside the bed. He placed his chair at a slight angle away from the
bed and then fixed his eyes on the opposite wall. When he heard the
tread of the boy in the hall he made a pussy-footed dash for the door,
took in the growler, shut the boy out and buried his face in the
froth. He was in better heart, but still mighty uneasy when he wiped
his mouth on the back of his fist.

Somewhere in the flat a clock ticked dismally. Through two small open
windows puffed superheated gusts of air. The muffled clamor of many
voices in strange tongues sifted through the windows and walls, but
served only to increase the awful stillness in the room. Despite his
efforts to the contrary, Phelan stole a glance at the bed, then looked
away while his heart stopped beating. There was a naked foot where he
had seen only a sheet before.

"Mebbe the wind blew it off," he tried to tell himself, but something
inside him rejected the explanation and he felt an icy finger drawn up
and down his spine. Again he plunged his head into the capacious can
and succeeded in reviving his heart action.

More minutes of dreadful suspense passed. A leaden silence had filled
the sweltering room. Even the voices of the tenements had died away to
a funereal murmur. Battle as he did with all his will, Phelan's eyes
were again drawn from their fixed gaze upon the wall, and what he saw
this time induced a strangling sensation.

Three toes had distinctly wiggled.

He withdrew his eyes on the instant and his shaking hand reached down
for the can. His fingers had barely touched it when an awful shriek
rent the air. The shriek came from the bed, and it was followed by a
second yell and then by a third.

Michael Phelan did not open the door as he passed out. It was not a
very strong door and it went down like cardboard before the impact.
The third shriek awoke the echoes just as Officer 666 was coasting
down the stairs on the seat of his departmental trousers. His
departmental coat and his departmental hat were in no way connected
with his precipitate transit. A raging Polish woman brought these
details of Michael's uniform to the Eldridge street station a little
later. Likewise she prefered charges against Phelan that come under
the heading of "conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman."

It was a tremendous trial, in the course of which the Deputy Police
Commissioner who sat in judgment barely missed having a serious
stroke. It was adduced in evidence that Officer 666 had entered the
wrong flat, the Coroner's case being one flight up.

But while the whole town rocked with laughter Michael Phelan failed to
see the joke, and his hatred of Precinct Detective Tim Feeney never
cooled. That he got off with a light sentence of one day's fine did
not in the least improve his humor. He knew he was a marked man from
that day, and it was all his mother could do to urge him to stay on
the force.

In the course of time, however, the sting had worn off and the young
patrolman learned to smile again. His hollow cheeks had filled out
amazingly during the period of the brewery beat and on that late
autumn day when he stepped into the pages of this narrative he looked
mighty good, not only to the raven-haired Rosalind O'Neill but to a
host of other pretty nursemaids who were wheeling their aristocratic
little charges up and down The Avenue.

Nor was Michael Phelan at all unconscious of this as he sauntered
along the broad pavement and gracefully twirled his baton. His chest
jutted out like the breast of a pouter pigeon and he wore the solemnly
self-conscious expression of a peacock on parade.

When he came to the great white square mansion of Travers Gladwin, he
paused and studied it shrewdly with his eye. It was one of the most
important functions of his patrol to study the fronts of all
unoccupied dwellings and see that every window was down and every door
was closed. First he looked into the areaway of the Gladwin home and
then his eye travelled up the wide balustraded stoop to the ornamental
bronze doors.

"What's this!" he gasped in astonishment. "Sure, I read in the papers
on'y this morning that Travers Gladwin was in Agypt. 'Tis a bold thafe
who'll go in the front door in broad day, so here's where Mary
Phelan's son makes the grand pinch he's been dreamin' on this six
months back and gets his picture in the papers."



Patrolman Phelan wrapped his sinewy fist about the handle of his club
with a vicious grip as he proceeded cautiously up the steps. The heavy
bronze door had been left ajar, and he squeezed through without
opening it further, then paused in the vestibule and listened. What he
heard seemed no more than the tread of a spider, and the thought
rushed into his head:

"'Tis one of that felt-soled kind. 'Tis tip-toes for Phelan."

He had noted that even the inside door was open, and he swiftly
divined from this that the thief had left it open for his own
convenience or for some other purpose connected with the mysteries of
burglar alarms. Inch by inch the policeman moved across the vestibule
and wriggled through the door into the richly carpeted hallway.

It was with a distinct sense of relief that he felt his heavy boots
sink noiselessly into the deep ply of a precious Daghestan rug. One of
Phelan's boots had a bad creak in it, and he knew that the master
crook who would attempt such a robbery as this would have an acute
sense of hearing.

It was dark as a pocket down the stretch of the heavily curtained
foyer, save for a meagre shaft of light that came through a slightly
parted pair of portières to the left and not a dozen feet from where
he stood. He strained his ear toward this shaft of light until there
came an unmistakable swish of sound, whereupon he moved forward in
short, gliding steps.

When he reached the break in the portières and looked in he was
astonished to see a short little man with shiny black hair deftly
removing the linen covers from chairs and tables and statuary. The
little man had his back to Phelan as the policeman stepped inside, but
he turned in a flash and confronted the intruder with the peculiar
glazed grimness of the Japanese.

"Well, what matter?" ripped out the little Jap, without moving a

"That's what I come to find out," retorted Phelan, with accusing
severity of tone.

"How you get in here?" retorted the Jap in the same sharp, emotionless

"I saw ye snakin' in an' ye didn't latch the door after yez," blurted
Phelan, taking a step nearer the Jap and still watching him with
profound suspicion.

"What you want?" asked the Jap with a slight tremor of apprehension.

"Information!" cried Phelan. "What are yez doin' in here?" Phelan's
eye swept the room for some evidence of an attempt to despoil. Though
he saw none he did not relinquish his attitude of suspicion. The Jap
seemed about to speak and then stopped. As Phelan continued to glower
at him, he snapped out:

"I no can tell."

Triumph blazed in Phelan's eyes. Now he was sure he had a thief and he
determined to handle the situation with all the majesty of his
official person.

"So yez can't tell what yez're doin' in this house," he said with fine

The Jap shook his head emphatically and returned a positive, "No

Phelan balanced his club for a moment and strode toward the Jap.

"Yez better come with me," he said through compressed lips.

The Jap started back with a frightened exclamation.

"You no take me to jail?" he uttered, while his yellow features
twitched with fear.

"In a minute," replied the elated officer, "if yez don't tell me what
yez're doin' here. I've been lookin' out for this place while Mr.
Gladwin was in foreign parts, and"----

"You know Mr. Gladwin?" broke in the Jap, excitedly.

"No, I ain't never seen him," said Phelan, "but I know this is his
house an' I been keepin' my eye on it fer him."

"Mr. Gladwin--he my boss!" and the Jap grinned from ear to ear.

This solution of the mystery never entered the policeman's head and he
resented the surprise.

"Do yez mean yez're his valley?" he asked vindictively, refusing to
relinquish his suspicion.

"Ees!" and again the Jap grinned.

Phelan read the grin as a distinct insult to his intelligence and he
pounced upon the little brown man in an even more caustic tone:

"If yez're are Mr. Gladwin's valley, what are ye doin' here an' him
thousands o' miles away across the ocean in Agypt an' Jerusalem an'
the like?"

Now it was Phelan's turn to grin as he saw the Jap shrink and turn
upon him a pair of wildly alarmed eyes.

"Come! Come! I'm waitin' fer an answer," The cat had his mouse backed
into a corner and mentally licked his chops.

"I no can tell," stammered the Jap, desperately.

"That's enough!" ripped out Officer 666, grabbing the Jap by the
shoulder and yanking him toward the doorway.

"No--no--wait!" gasped the struggling prisoner. "You no say if I tell
you, plees?"

"Tell me first," grunted Phelan, releasing his grip.

The Jap ducked his head in every direction as if fearful that the
walls had ears, then said in an impressive whisper:

"My boss--Mr. Gladwin--home!"

"Misther Gladwin home! Here in New York!" There was both incredulity
and amazement in Phelan's voice.

"Ees!" bleated the Jap and his grin returned.

"Well, why didn't you say so before?" said Phelan angrily, at which
the fidgety little brown son of Nippon hastened to explain:

"No one should know. He come all in much secret. He go boat to Boston.
No use name. No one know he Mr. Gladwin. He say, 'Bateato'--me
Bateato--'Bateato,' he say, 'no tell I come home--sure,' he say, and
Bateato he no tell."

Officer Phelan yielded to the grip of the mystery and his attitude
toward the Jap changed.

"What did he want to snake home that away fer?"

"I no know," nodded Bateato.

"Yez no know, eh? Well, is he comin' here?--do yez no know that?"

"He tell me--come here and wait--feex thees room--he come here or

The straightforward manner of the little Jap had almost completely
disarmed the policeman's suspicion, but he surrendered reluctantly.

"Did he give yez a key to get in here?" Phelan fired as his last

"Ees--he give me all bunch keys--look!" and Bateato produced a gold
key ring with a gold tag and a number of keys attached. Phelan
examined it and read aloud the name Travers Gladwin engraved on the
tag. Handing them back to the Jap, he addressed him impressively,
gesturing his emphasis with his baton:

"I guess yez're all right, but I'll have me eye on yez from the
outside, mind that--and if yez're foolin' me or tryin' to get away
with anythin'"----

Phelan snapped his lips together and with a mighty lunge plucked an
imaginary prisoner out of the atmosphere and shook it ferociously.
Then stepping back to the doorway he shut one eye with a fierce wink
and jerked out:

"Are yez wise?"

The profound pantomime was too much for Bateato, who stared after the
vanishing officer in open-mouthed amazement.



The little Jap was still posed in an attitude of bewilderment as the
two outside doors slammed and Officer 666 went down the front steps to
resume the tread of his beat and the breaking of fragile hearts.

When he did emerge from his trance he returned to the task of getting
the great room in order with the same snappy energy he had displayed
when the uniformed minion of the law broke in upon him. He had removed
the covers from the chairs and was dusting off a great carved chest
that stood against the wall to the right of the doorway when the door
bell rang. Bateato jumped and then waited for a second ring. Stepping
warily out into the hallway, he looked to see if it was the grim
official in blue and buttons.

"Ha!" he exclaimed. "No more police," and he shot to the door and
opened it for that debonnair young gentleman who was one day to
inherit the mustard millions of Old Grim Barnes.

"Hello there, Bateato," Whitney Barnes greeted the little Jap
cordially. "Did your master show up yet?"

"He no come," grinned Bateato, shutting the door and leading the way
into the room he had been preparing for his master's arrival. As
Whitney Barnes stepped into the room the Jap asked:

"'Scuse me, Mr. Barnes--you see Mr. Gladwin?"

"No, nor his double, Thomas Smith of the Ritz; but he asked me to meet
him here at 5 o'clock, Bateato."

"Ees sair!" lisped the Jap, with a bob of the head; then dived back to
his occupation of making the long deserted room look presentable.

As Bateato followed his master's friend into the room he switched on
the full glare of electric lights that depended from the ceiling or
blazed through the shades of many lamps. Whitney Barnes blinked for a
moment, and then started as his gaze was directed to the walls hung
with masterpieces.

The work of Rubens, Rembrandt, Coret, Meissonier, Lely, Cazzin, Vegas,
Fragonard, Reynolds and a score others of the world's greatest masters
leaped across his vision as he turned from wall to wall, revolving on
his heel.

"Whew!" he ejaculated. "I didn't know that Travers went in for this
sort of thing. He certainly is the secretive little oyster when he
wants to be."

Still studying the portraits and landscapes and allegorical groups, he
voiced to Bateato a sudden thought.

"By the way, Bateato, do you know what it was that brought your master
back in this strange fashion and the reason for all this secrecy?"

"No, sair," responded the Jap.

"Well, it's damned peculiar!" muttered the young man to himself, and
proceeded on a tour about the room to examine more closely its wealth
of art treasure. He had been engaged in this way about five minutes
when the door bell rang and Bateato cried:

"Here Mr. Gladwin now."

"How do you know that Bateato?" quizzed the young man absently, his
attention being gripped by a stunning aphrodite rising from the sea in
a glory of nudity and rainbows.

The Jap paused a second on his way to the door, and replied:

"'Cause no one know he home but Mr. Barnes. Thees house close up much
long time and Mr. Gladwin make papers say he in Egypt."

In the same breath in which he maximed this volley of words the little
Jap projectiled himself from the room.

"His deductions are marvellous," said Whitney Barnes, solemnly
addressing a bronze bust of Philip of Macedon. He turned in time to
meet the brisk entrance of Travers Gladwin, alias Thomas Smith of the

The two shook hands warmly and looked into each other's faces with
quizzical smiles. They were about of an age, both unusually good
looking and bearing themselves with that breezy, confident manner that
is characteristic of young men who have been coddled in swan's-down
all their lives.

"Well, well, well, Travers!"

"Hello, Whitney, old boy!"

The greeting sprang from their lips simultaneously, and after he had
tossed his hat and cane to his valet Travers Gladwin continued:

"Didn't expect to see me so soon, did you, old scout?"

"I should say I didn't. Why, when I got that telegram of yours to call
up Thomas Smith at the Ritz it certainly was some jar to my delicate
nervous system."

Travers Gladwin laughed and rubbed his hands.

"Did it, though?" he cried. "Gave you a real thrill, eh?"

"Exact and specific--a real thrill."

"Well, you're lucky--a surprise and a thrill. I'd give anything for a
real surprise--I've hunted this little planet's four corners for one
and failed to connect."

"If you can't achieve 'em you seem to be in the business of
manufacturing 'em. Come along now, what's all this thundering mystery.
I'm shot to pieces with curiosity. What's happened to make you come
home like this?"

"Watkins!" replied Travers Gladwin curtly.

"Watkins! What Watkins? Who's Watkins?"

"Watkins is my man--I mean, Watkins was my man before I found out that
he was systematically robbing me."

"Oh, I remember now. A jolly good servant, though. So he robbed you,
did he? But they all do."

"Yes, but they don't always get found out--caught with the goods, as
the police say. I caught Watkins with the goods and sacked him."

"But you don't mean to tell me that you came kiting home from the
pyramids and the lovely Sahara desert just because this chap Watkins
was dishonest?" said Whitney Barnes, in tones of incredulity.

"No, Whitney," replied Gladwin, dropping into a chair and puckering
his forehead with a frown. "Watkins was only the start of it. I got
rid of him six months ago. But while I was on my way to Egypt I
learned that Watkins and my lawyer had been in some sort of a secret
correspondence before I gave Watkins the bounce."

"What lawyer? Not 'Old Reliable' Forbes? Why, I thought he wore a
certified halo."

"So did I, but I've got news to the contrary, and you know he has
charge of everything for me--keeps all my securities--has a power of
attorney--signs checks and all that."

"That sounds bad," said Whitney Barnes, sympathetically. "The old
saint could come pretty close to ruining you."

"Now you've hit it," assented Gladwin. "So I've come home to
investigate--sleuthing expedition, you might say. Didn't want him to
hear I was coming and climb out. Now you've got the answer to the
gumshoe riddle. My plan is to lie low and have you look him up.
Nothing else on foot, Whitney? Haven't gone into mustard or Wall
street, have you?"

It was Whitney Barnes's turn to construct a frown and take on an air
of intense seriousness, while his friend smiled at him, thinking it
was one of his humorous moods.

"Can't say I have anything definite on foot," said Barnes slowly, "but
the pater has given me a rather important commission to fulfil, though
not exactly in mustard."

"Well, then," said Travers Gladwin with a trace of annoyance, "I'd
better call on somebody else. I"--

"Nothing of the sort," broke in Whitney Barnes. "It may fit right in
with my plans. It'll keep me circulating round a lot and that's just
what I want--that and what Bateato is bringing," as the little brown
man entered the room on the run, bearing a silver tray, decanter and



As Travers Gladwin's valet filled the tall, slim glasses with the
fizzing amber-colored fluid which constitutes the great American
highball, the two friends stretched their legs and lost themselves for
a few moments in aimless reverie. Bateato looked from one to the
other, puzzled by their seriousness. He clinked the glasses to rouse
them and glided from the room. Whitney Barnes was the first to look up
and shake himself free of the sober spell that gripped him.

"What the deuce made you skip abroad in such a hurry, Travers?" he
asked, reaching for his glass.

Travers Gladwin sat up with a start, pulled a lugubrious smile and

"Bored to death--nothing interested me--living the most commonplace,
humdrum, unromantic existence imaginable. Teas and dances, dances and
teas, clubs and theatres, theatres and clubs, motors and yachts,
yachts and motors. It was horrible, and I can't help thinking it was
all my dear old governor's fault. He had no consideration for me."

"He left you a tidy lot of millions," drawled Whitney Barnes.

Young Gladwin drained his glass, jumped to his feet and began to pace
the room, hands deep in his trousers pockets.

"That was just it!" he flung out. "If he'd left me nothing but a
shilling or two there'd be some joy in living. I'd have had to buckle
down. There's variety, interest, pleasure in having to make your own
way in the world."

Whitney Barnes laughed mockingly.

"Go out and tell that to the toiling masses," he chuckled, "and listen
to them give you the ha-ha. You're in a bad way, old chap--better see
a brain specialist."

"I know I'm in a bad way," Gladwin ran on fiercely, "but doctors can't
do me any good. It was all right while I was a frolicking lamb, but
after I got over the age of thinking myself a devil of a fellow things
began to grow tame. I was romantic, sentimental--wanted to fall in

"Now you interest me," Whitney Barnes interjected, stiffening to

"Yes, I wanted to fall in love, Whitney, but I couldn't get it out of
my head that every girl I met had her eye on my fortune and not on me.
And if it wasn't the girl it was her mother, and mothers, that is
mothers-in-law-to-be or mothers-that-want-to-be-in-law or--what the
deuce do I mean?"

"I get you, Steve--they're awful. Go on."

"Well, I gave it up--the hunt for the right girl."

"The dickens you say! I wish you hadn't told me that."

"And I went in for art," Gladwin raced on, carried breathlessly on the
tide of his emotions and ignoring his friend's observations. "I went
in for these things on the walls, statuary, ceramics, rugs, and

"You've got a mighty fine collection," struck in Barnes.

"Yes, but I soon got tired of art--I still hungered for romance. I
went abroad to find it. I said to myself, 'If there's a real thrill
anywhere on this earth for a poor millionaire, I'll try and find
it--make a thorough search. It wasn't any use. Every country I went to
was the same. All I could find were things my money could buy and all
those things have long ceased to interest me. There was only once in
all the years I've been craving a romance"----

"Hold up there, Travers Gladwin, you're talking like Methusaleh.
You've been of age only a few years."

"Seems centuries, but as I started to say--there was only once. Two
years ago in a trolley car, right here in the midst of this heartless
city. Seated opposite me was a girl--a blonde--most beautiful hair you
ever saw. No use my trying to describe her eyes, clearest, bluest and
keep right on piling up the superlatives--peaches and cream complexion
with a transparent down on it, dimples and all that sort of thing. You
know the kind--a goddess every inch of her. Her clothes were poor and
I knew by that she was honest."

The young man paused and gazed rapturously into space.

"Go on; go on," urged Barnes. "Poor but honest."

"I caught her eye once and my heart thumped--could feel it beating
against my cigarette case."

"That's the real soul-mate stuff; go on!" cried Barnes.

"Well, she got off at one of the big shops. I followed. She went in
one of the employees' entrances. She worked there--I could see that."

"And did you wait for her to go out to lunch?"

"No, I had an engagement. Next day I caught that same car, but she was
not on it. I kept on trying and the fourth day she was on the car,
looking lovelier than ever. When she got off the car I got off. I
stepped up and raised my hat.

"'Forgive me for approaching you in this impertinent manner,' I said,
'but I would like to introduce myself,' and I handed her my card."

The youthful head of the house of Gladwin stopped abruptly and slid
listlessly into a chair.

"I demand to hear what she replied," insisted Barnes.

"It wasn't just what she said," mused Gladwin, "though that was bad
enough, but it was the way she said it. These were her exact words,
'Go on, yer fresh slob, an' sneak yer biscuits!' How does that suit
you for exploding a romance?"

"Blown to powder and bits," murmured Whitney Barnes, sombrely. "Sorry
you told me this--never mind why--but there's one thing I've been
wanting to ask you for a long time: How about that girl you rescued
from drowning four years ago? I remember it made you quite famous at
the time. According to all standards of romance, you should have
married her."

Travers Gladwin looked up with a wry smile.

"Did you ever see the lady?" he asked sharply.

"No. Wasn't she pretty?"

"She was a brunette."

"You don't fancy brunettes?"

"She was a dark brunette."


"Yes, from Africa."

"That was tough luck!" exclaimed Barnes without cracking a smile.



In a magnificently furnished apartment on Madison avenue, which Mrs.
Elvira Burton had rented for New York's winter season, that augustly
beautiful or beautifully august lady sat writing. I may say that she
was writing grimly and that there was Jovian determination stamped
upon her high, broad forehead and indented at the corners of her tense

She had just returned from a consultation with two matrons of the same
stern fibre as herself. No group of gray-bearded physicians had ever
weighed the fate of a patient with more attention to pathological
detail than had Mrs. Burton and her two friends weighed the fate of
Helen Burton, but whereas it rarely happens that pork is prescribed in
a delicate case, the result of that petticoated conclave was that Hogg
was prescribed for the flower-like ward of the leader of Omaha's
socially elect.

While Mrs. Burton had done most of the talking, her two friends who
had broken into New York's next-to-the-top layer of society by means
of the hyphens with which they coupled the names of their first and
second husbands; her two friends, I say, had managed to wedge in a
word or two--all in favor of Jabez Hogg.

The guardian of the two prettiest girls who had ever debutanted in the
Nebraska metropolis emerged from that conference on fire with resolve.
She would marry Helen to Mr. Hogg, thus link together the Hogg and
Burton millions and thereby create an alliance that would take its
place beside any in the country in the matter of bank account.

So confident was she of the power of her will that she did not even
remove her wraps before she sat down to answer Jabez Hogg's letter.
Nor did she bother to ask her maid if Helen and Sadie had returned
from their ride. She did not care to discuss the matter with them. She
had decided. It remained only for weaker wills to yield.

Beginning with a regal flourish of the pen, she wrote:

  "MY DEAR MR. HOGG: I received this morning your courteous note,
  begging me to persuade Helen to give you a final answer. It pains
  me deeply that you should suffer so from her neglect--after all
  your kindness. I trust that you will forgive it on the score of
  her youth. She is very young and her head has been turned with too
  much flattery. She shall be yours--that I can promise you. When
  you come on for your annual slaughter-house directors' meeting you
  may bring the ring. I have already given the order for the
  engraving of the engagement announcements, and I will arrange to
  give a reception and dance for Helen at the Plaza. I do not know
  how to thank you for putting your French car at our disposal. It
  has saved us a great deal of annoyance and bother. Helen has
  spoken often of your thoughtfulness"----

Mrs. Burton stayed her flying pen and grimly read the last sentence
aloud. It was not the strict truth, as she was writing it. Helen had
spoken frequently of the convenience of the car, but she had added
that she could never ride in it without feeling that she was going to
run over a pig and hear it squeal.

Mrs. Burton did not waver for more than an instant, however. In a way
of speaking she gripped her conscience by the neck, strangled it, and
threw it into the discard. Then she continued with her letter:

  "I have been looking at houses on the avenue and would suggest
  that you try and negotiate for the Gladwin mansion. The owner
  lives abroad, and while it is not in the market I am advised that
  the young man would be glad to get rid of it. He is said to be
  living a fast life in Paris, and while he was left a great fortune
  he would probably be glad to get the ready money. I know of no
  finer home in New York for you to settle down in after your

  "Thanking you again for your constant thoughtfulness and hoping
  that you will now banish every doubt from your mind, I remain,

                                          "Faithfully yours,
                                                  "ELVIRA BURTON."

The smile with which Mrs. Burton sealed this letter and delivered it
to her maid was more than a smile of triumph. It was a positively
fiendish smile of victory.



Having discounted the romantic element of his thrilling rescue at
Narragansett Pier, Travers Gladwin fell into a moody silence. The more
volatile Barnes felt the influence and strove to fight it off. While
he, too, had been set upon the trail of romance at the behest of his
father, he felt it was too early to indulge in pessimistic reveries,
so he groped for another subject with which to revive the interest of
his friend.

"I say, Travers," he led off, rising from his chair and indicating the
walls with a sweep of his hand, "as I remarked before, you've got a
wonderful collection here."

"Yes," assented the young millionaire without animation, "but, as _I_
said before, I soon got tired of it. The pastime of collecting
pictures became a burden, and I was glad to get abroad and forget

"Well," said Barnes, "I guess the only thing for you to do is to go to
work at something."

"I know it," grumbled Gladwin, "but what's the incentive? I don't want
any more money--what I have now is the biggest sort of a nuisance.
Just see the trouble I'm in for with my lawyer and that man Watkins,
though to tell you the truth I am beginning to enjoy the novelty of

The young man got up and assumed a more lively expression.

"Do you know, Whitney," he ran on, "this travelling incognito isn't
half bad. They are really getting suspicious of me at the Ritz."

"But surely some one there ought to know you."

"Not a soul! It was opened while I was abroad. You know I registered
as Thomas Smith and I even took a chance and went down into the grill
room for lunch. And there, Whitney," cried Gladwin with an explosive
burst of enthusiasm, "I nearly got a thrill--another one like that on
the trolley car. The last place you'd expect it, too, in the midst of
stiff formality and waiters so cold and haughty they might have risen
from the dead."

"I suppose this was the ravishing girl at the cigar counter?" said
Barnes, ironically.

"Nothing of the sort--never smoked a cigar in her life--I mean, that
is, well, something entirely different. But she was a beauty! Golden
bronze hair--Titian never painted anything like it; the bluest eyes
behind the most wonderful dark lashes, creamy white skin"----

"And you followed her to a cloak factory, where you found"----

"Please wait till I finish, Whitney. I followed her nowhere, though
she interested me tremendously. I wish you could have seen her eat."


"Particularly the grapefruit. By Jove, Barnes, that girl certainly
loves grapefruit! It was fascinating. I couldn't keep my eyes off of

"And did she notice you?" quizzed Barnes, raising his eyebrows.

"She was too busy," came the gloomy rejoinder. "I watched her
steadily, fairly bored her with my eyes--tried to will her to look at
me. They say you can do that, you know--mental telepathy, projecting
thought waves or something of the sort."

"Oh, rot!" cried Barnes, impatiently. "I tried that on a dog once and
I've got the scar yet."

"But I tell you, Whitney, it almost worked. After a time her eyelids
began to flutter and the roses in her cheeks bloomed darker. But just
as I felt sure she would look up and see me--splash! the grapefruit
hit her in the eye!"

"What!" ejaculated Whitney Barnes, wheeling open-mouthed and facing
his friend.

"The juice, I mean," Gladwin laughed ruefully, "and, of course, the
spell was broken. She never looked again. Dash it all, there's some
sort of a lemon in all my romances!"

"You certainly do play in tough luck," sympathized Barnes. "I can see
that you need bucking up, and I think I've got the right kind of
remedy for you. Wait, I'll call Bateato."

Whitney Barnes stepped briskly across the room and pressed a button.
In a twinkling the little Jap appeared.

"Bateato," said Barnes, "has your master any hunting clothes at the

"Ees, sair!" responded the Jap. "Plenty hotel--plenty house. We no
time pack all clothes--go sail too quick."

"Plenty here--splendid!" enthused Barnes. "Pack a bag for him,
Bateato, this instant--enough things to last a couple of weeks."

"What's all this?" cut in Gladwin. "What are you going to do?"

"Never you mind," retorted Barnes, importantly; "you do as I say,
Bateato--I'm going to show your master some excitement. He'll never
get it here in town."

"Ees, sair! I pack him queeck," and Bateato vanished noiselessly,
seemingly to shoot through the doorway and up the broad staircase as
if sucked up a flue.

"But see here"----objected Travers Gladwin.

"Not a word now," his friend choked him off. "If you don't like it you
don't have to stay, but I'm going to take you in hand and show you a
time you're not used to."

"But I don't"----

"Don't let's argue about it," said Barnes, lightly. "You called me in
here to take charge of things and I'm taking charge. Just to change
the subject, tell me something about your paintings. This one, for
instance--who is that haughty looking old chap?"

Whitney Barnes had planted himself with legs spread wide apart in
front of one of the largest portraits in the room, a life-size
painting of an aristocratic looking old man who seemed on the point of
strangling in his stock.

Travers Gladwin turned to the painting and said with an unmistakable
note of pride:

"The original Gladwin, my great-grandfather. Painted more than a
hundred years ago by Gilbert Stuart."

"I guess you beat me, Travers--the original Barnes hadn't discovered
mustard a hundred years ago. But I say, here's a Gainsborough, 'The
Blue Boy.' By George! that's a stunner! Worth a small fortune, I

Whitney Barnes had crossed the room and stood before the most striking
looking portrait in the collection, a tall, handsome boy in a vividly
blue costume of the Gainsborough period.

The owner of "The Blue Boy" turned around, cast a fleeting glimpse at
the portrait and turned away with a peculiar grimace.

"You suppose wrong, Whitney," he said, shortly. "That

"What! A big painting like that, by a chap famous enough to have a hat
named after him."

"That was just about the way it struck me at first," answered
Gladwin, "so I begged two old gentlemen in London to let me have it.
Persuaded them to part with it for a mere five hundred pounds, on
condition--close attention, Whitney--that I keep the matter a
secret. I was delighted with my bargain--until I saw _the original_."

"The original?"

"Ah ha! the original. It was quite a shock for me to come face to face
with that and realize that my 'Blue Boy' had a streak of yellow in

"That sounds exciting," cried Barnes. "What did you do? Put the case
in the hands of the police?"

"Not much," denied Gladwin emphatically. "That would have given the
public a fine laugh. It deceived me, so I hung it up there to deceive
others. It got you, you see. But you are the only one I've let into
the secret--don't repeat it, will you?"

"Never!" promised Barnes. "It'll be too much of a lark to hear others
rave over it."

"Thank you," acknowledged the bitten collector, curtly.

Barnes wandered from "The Blue Boy" and signalled out another

"Who painted this?" he asked.

"That's a Veber--but do you know, Whitney, the more I think of
it--there's something about that grapefruit girl, something gripping

"I like these two," commented Barnes.

"There's something different about her--something"----

"Who is this by?" inquired Barnes, lost in admiration of a Meissonier.

"A blonde"----


"And very young, and I know her smile"----

"Look here, Travers, what are these two worth?"

Gladwin volplaned to earth, climbed out of his sky chariot and was
back in the midst of his art treasures again.

"I beg your pardon," he said hastily. "Which two?"

Barnes pointed to two of the smaller pictures.

"Guess," suggested his host.

"Five thousand."

"Multiply it by ten--then add something."

"No, really."

"Yes, really! That one on the left is a Rembrandt! and the other is a

"My word; they're corkers, eh!"

"Yes, when you know who painted them, and if you happen to have the
eye of a connoisseur."

"And what in creation is this?" exclaimed Barnes, as he stumbled
against the great ornamental chest which stood against the wall just
beneath the Rembrandt and Corot.

"Oh, let's get the exhibition over," said Gladwin, peevishly. "That's
a treasure chest. Cost me a barrel--picked it up in Egypt."

"You never picked it up in your life," retorted Barnes, grasping the
great metal bound chest and striving vainly to lift it. "Anything in
it?" he asked, lifting the lid and answering himself in the negative.

"What's the whole collection worth?" asked Barnes, as he returned to
where his friend was standing, gazing ruefully at "The Blue Boy."

"Oh, half a million or more. I really never kept track."

"Half a million! And you go abroad and leave all these things
unguarded? You certainly are fond of taking chances. It's a marvel
they haven't been stolen before now."

"Nonsense," said Gladwin. "I have a burglar alarm set here, and I'll
wager there aren't half a dozen persons who know the Gladwin
collection is hung in this house."

"Just the same--but I say, Travers, there's the door bell. Were you
expecting anybody else."

Gladwin glanced about him nervously.

"No," he said sharply. "On the contrary, I didn't wish--what the deuce
does it mean?"

"It means some one is at the door."



Gaston Brielle, the strawberry blonde French chauffeur who piloted the
big, luxurious motor car Jabez Hogg of Omaha had placed at the service
of Mrs. Elvira Burton and her two charming young nieces, did not have
his mind entirely concentrated upon manipulating the wheel and
throttle of the car as he swung around Grant's Tomb and sped southward
down the Drive. While his knowledge of English was confined to a few
expletives of a profane nature and the mystic jargon of the garage, he
was nevertheless thrilled by the belief that the two mademoiselles
behind him were plotting some mysterious enterprise.

From time to time they had unconsciously dropped their voices to the
low tones commonly used by conspirators, or at least that was the way
Gaston had sensed it. Along the silent roads of Central Park and
Riverside Drive, where even the taxis seemed to employ their mufflers
and to resort less frequently to the warning racket of their exhausts,
the Frenchman had been straining his ears to listen.

He had heard on two occasions what he divined as a manifest sob, first
when the emotional Sadie gave way to tears and again when Helen was
aggravated to a petulant outburst of grief.

Later when he heard bright laughter and gay exclamations he could
hardly believe his ears. He was profoundly troubled and completely
bewildered--a dangerous state of mind for a man who has the power of
seventy horses under the pressure of his thumb.

Nor was his mental turmoil in the least alleviated when, having turned
south and being on the point of coasting down a precipitous hill he
felt a touch on his shoulder and heard the elder of his two pretty
passengers command him in worse French than his own poor English to go
slow when he turned into Fifth avenue again and be prepared to stop.

Gaston knew that this was in direct violation of his orders from Mrs.
Burton, but when he saw a yellow-backed bill flutter down over his
shoulder his quick intelligence blazed with understanding. His first
groping suspicions had been justified. There was romance in the wind.
Steering easily with one hand, Gaston deftly seized the bill and
caused it to vanish somewhere in his great fur coat.

Sadie Burton had been horror-stricken at this bold proffer of a bribe.
Likewise she was alarmed that Helen should put so much trust in
Gaston, who seemed to be in mortal terror of her aunt and to quake all
through his body when he listened to her commands.

As Helen sank back beside her, after letting fall the bribe, the
agitated Sadie whispered tremulously:

"Are you sure you can trust him, Helen? If he should tell Auntie El
she would surely make you a prisoner. You will never get a chance to
leave her side at the opera to-night."

"Gaston is a Frenchman, my dear," laughed Helen, confidently, "and
most Frenchmen--even chauffeurs, I am sure--would cut their hearts out
before they would oppose a barrier to the course of true love."

But Helen's gayety did not communicate itself to Sadie. That shy miss
trembled apprehensively as she sought to picture herself in Helen's
place--on the verge of an elopement. Not that such a prospect did not
have its alluring thrill even to such a shrinking maiden as the
violet-eyed Sadie, but her fear of her aunt seemed to crush and
obliterate these titillating sensations. As the car shot through
Seventy-second street and headed for the entrance to the West Drive of
Central Park, she ventured another word of caution.

"Wouldn't it be better to send a messenger to Mr. Gladwin's house,
Helen? Suppose we should run into somebody there who knew auntie?"

"You ridiculously little fraid-cat," Helen caught her up. "Of course
there'll be nobody there but Travers, or perhaps his man or some of
the other servants. He has good reason for keeping very quiet now and
sees absolutely nobody, not even--not even--not even his grandmother,
if he has one."

"And didn't he tell you whether or not he had a grandmother, Helen?"
gasped Sadie.

But Helen disdained to reply, her heart suddenly filling with rapture
at the prospect of an immediate meeting with her betrothed.



A ring at the door bell should suggest to the ordinary mind that some
person or persons clamored for admission, but Whitney Barnes's
announcement seemed to have difficulty in hammering its way into
Travers Gladwin's gray matter and thence downward into the white
matter of his brain cells.

"What is some one at the door for?" he asked vacuously.

"To see you, of course," snapped Barnes.

"Nonsense!" exclaimed the other with annoyance. "The house has been
closed for ages and you are the only one who knows I am home. Why

Bateato skimmed in, grinning like a full moon.

"Well, what is it?" his master asked, shortly,

"Two ladies, sair!"

"Two--that's good!" chimed in Barnes. "They must have got a wireless
that I was here."

"What do they want?" Gladwin addressed Bateato.

"You, sair," replied the Jap. "They say you come to door one minute."

"Two ladies to see me? Are you sure?" Travers Gladwin was both
bewildered and embarrassed.

"Ees, sair!" Bateato assured him.

"Did you tell them that I was here?"

"They no ask. They say, 'Please, Mr. Gladwin come to door!'"

"Well, you tell them Mr. Gladwin is not at home--that I'm out,
away--in Egypt."

"Ees, sair," and Bateato was about to skim out into the hallway again
when Barnes stopped him.

"Wait a minute, Bateato--what do they look like?"

"Look nice, sair," and Bateato's moon-like grin returned in full

"You're sure?" asked Barnes, gravely.

"Oh, fine," uttered the Jap, enthusiastically.

"Young?" inquired Barnes.

"Ees, sair--much young--come in autbile. I tell them you no home?"
turning to Gladwin.

"No, wait," responded Gladwin, his curiosity taking fire. "You tell
them to come in."

"They say you come door."

"Very well," but Whitney Barnes stopped him.

"Better see them in here, Travers. If they really want to see you
they'll come in. Ask them to come in, Bateato."

The little Jap was gone with the speed and noiselessness of a mouse.

"Who in heaven's name can it be?" whispered Travers Gladwin as Bateato
could be heard lisping in the vestibule. Before Whitney Barnes managed
to frame a reply a swift, muffled step was audible and Helen Burton
stood framed in the narrow space between the portières. Her timid
cousin stopped behind her, staring timidly over her shoulder. She was
manifestly surprised and startled as she paused and regarded the two
young men.

In point of startled surprise, however, Travers Gladwin's emotion
matched hers. He stared at her almost rudely in his amazement and
involuntarily he turned to Whitney Barnes and said under his breath:

"The grapefruit girl!"

Whitney Barnes's lips merely framed: "No! You don't mean it!"

He was going to add something more, when the two girls came on into
the room diffidently and stood by the great carved table, close
together, as if prepared to cling to one another in case something
extraordinary happened. Travers Gladwin was the first of the two young
men to come to their rescue.

"Pardon me! Did you wish to see me?" he said with his best bow.

"No," replied Helen Burton quickly, her lips trembling; "we want to
see Mr. Gladwin, please."

The young man did not recover instantly from this staggering jolt, and
a clock somewhere in the great hall nearby ticked a dozen strokes
before he managed to mumble:

"Well--er--I am"--

"Isn't he here?" broke in the brown-haired beauty, breathlessly. "His
man just asked us to come into this room to see him."

"What Mr. Gladwin did you want?" asked that young man incoherently.

"Why, Mr. Travers Gladwin!" exclaimed the girl indignantly, the color
mantling to her forehead. "Is there more than one?"

"Well--er--that is," the young man turned desperately to his friend,
"do you know Mr. Gladwin?"

"Do I know him?" cried Helen Burton, and then, with a hysterical
little laugh as she turned to her cousin, "I should think I did know
him. I know him very, very well."

Sadie Burton appeared both distressed and frightened and slipped
limply down into one of the great chairs beside her. As Travers
Gladwin's features passed through a series of vacant and bewildered
expressions and as the attention of Whitney Barnes seemed to be
focussed with strange intensity upon the prettiness of the shy and
silent Sadie, anger flashed in Helen's expressive eyes as she again
addressed the young man, who felt as if some mysterious force had just
robbed him of his identity.

"You don't suppose," she said, drawing herself to the full height of
her graceful figure, "that I would come here to see Travers Gladwin if
I didn't know him, do you?"

"No, no, no--of course not!" sputtered the young man. "It was stupid
of me to ask such a question. Please forgive me. I--er"--

Helen turned from him as if to speak to Sadie, who sat with erect
primness suffering from what she sensed as a strange and overpowering
stroke. She had permitted herself to look straight into the eyes of
Whitney Barnes and hold the look for a long, palpitating second.

While Sadie was groping in her mind for some explanation of the
strange thrill, Whitney Barnes had flung himself headlong into a new
sensation and was determined to make the most of it, so when Travers
Gladwin turned to him and asked:

"I rather think Gladwin's gone out, don't you?" Barnes nodded and
answered positively:

"He was here only a few minutes ago."

This reply drew Helen's attention immediately to Barnes and taking a
step forward she said eagerly:

"Oh, I hope he's here. You see, it's awfully important--what I want to
see him about."

Whitney Barnes nodded with extraordinary animation and turning to
Gladwin impaled that young man with the query:

"Why don't you find out if he's in?"

While Gladwin had come up for air he was still partially drowned.
Turning to Helen Burton, he forced an agreeable smile and said

"Yes, if you'll excuse me a moment I'll see, but may I give him your

It was Helen's turn to recoil and stepping to where Sadie had at last
got upon her feet, she whispered:

"Shall I tell him? They both act so strangely."

"Oh, no, Helen, dear," fluttered Sadie. "It may be some awful trap or

While this whispered conclave was going on Travers Gladwin made a
frantic signal to Whitney Barnes behind his back and mumbled:

"Try and find out what it's all about?"

"I will--leave that to me," said Barnes confidently.

Leaving her cousin's side, Helen again confronted the two young men
and said tremulously:

"I'd rather not give my name. I know that sounds odd, but for certain

"Oh, of course, if you'd rather not," answered Gladwin.

"If you will just say," Helen ran on breathlessly, "that I had to come
early to tell him something--something about to-night--he'll
understand and know who I am."

"Certainly, certainly," said the baffled young millionaire. "Say
that you want to see him about something that's going to happen

"Yes, if you'll be so kind," and Helen gave the young man a smile that
furnished him the thrill he had hunted for all over the globe, with a
margin to boot.

"I'll be right back," he gasped, spun on his heel and passed dizzily
out into the hallway.



Gladwin's exit from the room served as a signal for the agile-witted
Barnes to strike while the iron was hot. His friend had hardly
vanished through the portières when he turned to Helen with an air of
easy confidence, looking frankly into her eyes, and said:

"It's singular that my friend doesn't know what you referred to--the
object of your call," and he nodded his head with a knowing smile.

"Why, do you?" asked Helen eagerly, coming toward him.

Whitney's knowing smile increased in its quality of knowingness and he
spoke with an inflection that was quite baffling.

"Well," he said, in a confiding whisper, "I have an idea; but
he"--jerking his thumb over his shoulder where Travers Gladwin was
last seen departing from view--"is Travers Gladwin's most intimate

The astonishing character of this information served only further to
confuse the beautiful Miss Burton's already obfuscated reasoning
faculties and hypnotize her into that receptive condition where she
was capable of believing any solemnly expressed statement.

"Really!" she said with a little start of surprise.

"Oh, yes," ran on the glib Barnes, "they are lifelong chums--love each
other like brothers; one of those Castor and Pollox affairs, you
know--only more so. Never have any secrets from each other and all
that sort of thing."

Helen dropped back into her chair and her brow wrinkled with

"That's curious," she said. "I don't think Travers ever spoke to me
about that kind of a friend."

The idea was just burgeoning in her mind to ask for the friend's name
when Barnes hastened on:

"Well, now that is singular. Are you sure that"--

The sudden brisk return of Travers Gladwin saved Barnes from an
immediate excruciating tax upon his ingenuity.

"I'm awfully sorry," said Gladwin, going to Helen and shaking his head
regretfully, "but I couldn't find him."

"Oh, dear! That's very provoking!" cried Helen. "He didn't say he was
going out, did he?"

"No; I could have sworn he was here a few minutes ago," spoke up
Barnes, turning his head away for fear his smile would suddenly get
out of control.

"Well, is his man here?" demanded the girl.

"Why, he let you in," blurted Gladwin.

"I don't mean the Japanese."

"You mean the butler, perhaps," Gladwin corrected.

"Yes," Helen answered mechanically.

Travers Gladwin felt it was time for Barnes to take a hand again, as
his mental airship was bucking badly in the invisible air currents.

"Is Gladwin's butler here?" he inquired sharply, frowning at Barnes.

"No," said Barnes promptly.

"I am sorry, but he is not here," Gladwin communicated to Helen.

"Well, where is he?" cried the exasperated Helen.

"Where is he?" Gladwin asked Barnes.

Whitney Barnes went down for the count of one but bobbed up serenely.

"Where is he?" he said with a nonchalant gesture. "Oh, he's giving a
lecture on butling."

The bewildered Miss Burton did not catch the text of this explanation.
In her increasing agitation she wrung her hands in her muff and almost

"I'm sure I don't know what to do. I simply must get word to him
somehow. It's awfully important."

Whitney Barnes saw the trembling lip and the dampening eye and strove
to avert a catastrophe that would probably double the difficulty of
probing into the mystery. Turning to Gladwin, but half directing his
remarks to Helen, he said:

"I've just been telling the ladies that you and Travers are bosom

Travers Gladwin flashed one look of amazement and then caught on.

"Oh, yes," he cried, "we are very close to each other--I couldn't
begin to tell you how close."

"And I have also hinted," pursued Barnes, "that you never have any
secrets from each other, and that I felt sure that you knew all
about--all about--a--a er--to-night."

"Oh, of course," assented Gladwin, beginning to warm up to his part
and feel the rich thrill of the mystery involved. "Yes, yes--of
course--he's told me all about to-night."

"Has he?" gasped Helen, looking into the young man's brown eyes for
confirmation, feeling that she liked the eyes, but uncertain that she
read the confirmation.

"Yes, everything," lied Gladwin, now glowing with enthusiasm.

All this while the shy and silent Sadie had remained demurely in her
chair looking from one to the other and vainly endeavoring to catch
the drift of the conversation.

Sadie was too dainty a little soul to be possessed of real reasoning
faculties. The one thought that had been uppermost in her mind all day
was that Helen was taking a desperate step, probably embarking upon
some terrible tragedy. She had hungered for an opportunity to compare
notes with some sturdier will than her own and the instant she heard
Travers Gladwin admit that he "knew all about to-night" she rose from
her chair and asked, breathlessly, turning up her big, appealing eyes
to Travers Gladwin:

"Then won't you--oh, please, won't you--tell her what you think of

There was something so naïve and innocent in Sadie's attitude and
expression that Whitney Barnes was charmed. It also tickled his soul
to see how thoroughly his friend was stumped. So to add to Travers's
confusion he chimed in:

"Oh, yes, go on and tell her what you think of it."

"I'd rather not," said Gladwin ponderously, trying to escape from the
appealing eyes.

"But really you ought to, old chap," reproved Barnes. "It's your duty

"Oh, yes, please do!" implored Sadie.

The victim was caught three ways. Both young ladies regarded him
earnestly and with looks that hung upon his words, while Barnes stood
to one side with a solemn long face, elbow in one hand and chin
gripped tightly in the other, manifestly for the moment withdrawn from
rescue duty. There was nothing for the badgered young man to do but
mentally roll up his sleeves and plunge in.

"Well, then," with exaggerated sobriety, "if you must know--I
think--that is, when I was thinking of it--or I mean, what I had
thought of it, when I was thinking of it--turning it over in my mind,
you know--why, it didn't seem to me--I am afraid"--turning squarely on
Helen--"what I am going to say will offend you."

"On the contrary," cried Helen, flushing to her tiny pink ears, "if
you are Travers's best friend, I should like to know just what you
think of it."

"Well, then," said Travers Gladwin desperately, "if you must know the
truth, I don't like it."

"There!" breathed Sadie, overjoyed, and dropped back in her chair.

But Helen Burton was far from pleased.

"You don't like what?" she demanded.

"Why--this thing to-night," he groped.

"You wouldn't say that if you knew Mr. Hogg," the indignant girl flung

"There, Gladwin--that's a clincher--you don't know Hogg."

Whitney Barnes was up to his ears in clover.

"How do you know I don't know him?" asked Gladwin, a little wildly.

"Why, how could you?" said Helen, accusingly.

"How could I know Mr. Hogg?"


"Why, just go out to his pen, introduce yourself and shake his tail."

Helen failed to see the humor of this sally and again the tears
struggled for an outlet.

"Now you're making fun of me," she said, turning away. "I think it's
very unkind."

Travers Gladwin felt a sharp pang of remorse and hated himself for his
break. In his eagerness to repair the wound, he stepped to the young
girl's side and said with great seriousness:

"I wouldn't hurt you in any way for the world."

Helen looked up at him and read the soul of sincerity and sympathy in
his eyes. She was both reassured and embarrassed by the intensity of
his look.

"Really?" she managed to murmur, backing away and sitting down again.

The mention of Mr. Hogg had inflamed Whitney Barnes's curiosity, and
he desired to know more of that unknown.

"Well, I don't see what Mr. Hogg has to do with it," he spoke up.

"Why, Auntie insists upon my marrying him."

Helen blurted this out involuntarily

"That's dreadful!" exclaimed Whitney Barnes, and Helen rewarded him
with a smile of gratitude.



The embarrassment of both the girls had begun to wear off. The two
strange young men, notwithstanding the unaccounted-for absence of the
object of Helen's quest, began to appear less strange. Both possessed
potent attractions and undeniable magnetism.

The shy and shrinking Sadie was sure she liked that tall and slender
young man with the easy drawl and bright, humorous eyes immensely. The
boldness of his glances made her heart beat pleasantly. To her he
seemed to possess the master will and wit of the pair, and she felt
she could repose perfect confidence in him.

For her part Helen was uncertain just how to sense the situation. One
side of her will urged her to leave a message for her betrothed and
hurry away. Another strain of consciousness held her fast.

Travers Gladwin's psychic waves that had so utterly failed in the
grill room of the Ritz may or may not have had something to do with
this. He felt inspired with a desire to prolong the interview
indefinitely. He could not recall ever having been so attracted by the
charming personality of any girl as he was by this distressed maiden
who was so eager to see her Travers Gladwin.

He was flattered, even by the compliment of having the same name as
the unknown. As a further expression of sympathy with Helen in the
matter of Mr. Hogg he said earnestly:

"Do you mean to tell me that your aunt insists upon you marrying

"Yes," replied Helen, passionately. "And he's awful, and I hate him,
and I won't--I just won't."

"I think you're absolutely right," Gladwin agreed with her.

"Oh, you do?" cried the delighted Helen. Then, turning triumphantly
upon her cousin she exclaimed:


But Sadie's one idea did not include Mr. Hogg. She considered the
elopement as a separate matter in which Mr. Hogg was in no way
involved, wherefore she said:

"But you've only known Mr. Gladwin two weeks."

"I know," retorted Helen, "but I've loved him for four years."

"You've loved Travers Gladwin four years," said that young man in a
voice hollow with wonder.

"And only known him two weeks," cut in Whitney Barnes. "By Jove, he
must be one of those retroactive soul-mates."

"I've loved him four years," said Helen stiffly.

"You've loved him four years in two weeks," said Barnes in the tone of
one trying to do a sum. "I give up. I can't do it."

Helen faced the heretic Barnes and announced impressively:

"Ever since the time he so bravely risked his own life to save that
girl. It was splendid, noble!"

Travers Gladwin decided it was time to call a halt on the borrowing
proclivities of the unknown double. It was bad enough for some one to
appropriate his name, but also to take unto his bogus self the glory
of the real one's heroism was too much.

"You mean that time at Narragansett?" he opened.

"Yes," said Helen. "Four years ago when he dashed into the roaring

"Yes, and fished out a cross-eyed colored lady," said Gladwin hotly.

"That's just it," returned Helen with flashing eyes and heaving bosom.
"If she had been beautiful or some one dear to him, it wouldn't have
been half so noble. Oh, it was fine of him!"

"And he told you about that?" asked Gladwin, numbed for the moment.

"No, he didn't. He's much too modest. I knew of it the day it
happened, and he has been my ideal ever since. But would you believe
it, when I first spoke to him about it he could hardly remember it.
Imagine doing such a brave thing, and then forgetting all about it."

"Oh, I've forgotten lots of such things," said the unrecognized hero.

Helen's lips curled with scorn.

"Yes," the young man was stung to go on, "and what Travers Gladwin did
wasn't brave at all."

"What!" Helen gasped.

"She was so fat she couldn't sink," derided Gladwin, "so I swam out to

"Yes," bubbled over the young man, overjoyed at the opportunity of
discounting his own heroism, "I swam out to her. I told her to lie on
her back and float. Well, she did, and I"----


"Why, yes--er--you see, I was with him. He pushed her to shore.
Simplest thing in the world."

Helen rose angrily. There was both indignation and reproach in her

"It's shameful to try and belittle his courage, and you say you're his
dearest friend." She paused for a moment, then went closer to the
young man and said in a different tone:

"Oh, I understand you now--you're saying that to try and make me
change my mind. But I shan't--not for anybody."

Helen crossed the room to her cousin and gave Sadie the benefit of the
look of defiance with which she had confronted Travers Gladwin.

"Oh, please, please don't say that, Helen," cried Sadie, all
a-flutter. "I know he will agree to a postponement."

"But I don't want any postponement," protested Helen. "I told you what
I intended doing and I'm going to do it."

"Go on, tell her again--we'd all like to hear it," broke in Gladwin.

Helen swung around and said dramatically:

"I'm going to marry Travers Gladwin to-night."

Travers Gladwin reeled a little where he stood, met and turned from
the beaming stare of Whitney Barnes. As he did so Helen came very
close to him, laid her hand on his arm and said tremulously:

"You are his best friend. Tell me honestly, don't you think I'm right
in wanting to marry him?"

This was a poser, but when he did summon an answer it came right out
from the heart, his eyes devouring the beautiful girl before him as he

"Nothing on earth would please me so much as to have you marry Travers
Gladwin, and I promise you now that I am going to do everything in my
power to persuade you to do it."

"Oh, I am so glad!" Helen thanked him. A moment later she added with a
perplexed smile: "But why did you talk about his bravery as you did?"

"Well, you see"--the young man stopped.

"I suppose," Helen suggested brightly, "being so very fond of him, you
hated the idea of his marrying. Was that it?"

"Yes, but that was before I saw you. I hope you are going to like his
best friend just a little."

There was no mistaking the ardent emphasis on the last sentence and
Helen studied the young man's face curiously. She turned away with a
blush and walked across the room.



Meantime Officer 666, on his aristocratic beat, four blocks up and
four blocks down the Fifth avenue pave, was sticking to the east side
of the street and vainly trying to keep his eyes to the front.

It was excruciating duty, with the raven-haired Rose wheeling her
perambulator along the opposite way and keeping, by way of feminine
perversity, on a latitudinal line with the patrolling of Michael

There she was just opposite, always, never twisting her head an inch
to give him so much as a glance or a smile. It made him wild that she
should discipline her eyes in that fashion, while his would wander
hither and yon, especially yon when Rose was in that direction.

The daintiness of Rose in cap and apron with a big white fichu at her
throat, with one red cheek and the corner of the most kissable mouth
on the avenue maddeningly visible, soon drove all memory of the
Gladwin mansion and the suspicious antics of the "rat-faced little
heathen" out of his mind. His one thought was that Rose would have to
cross over the way at the fall of dusk and trundle her millionaire
infant charge home for its prophylactic pap. There would be a bare
chance for about seven or ten words with Rose. But what was he going
to say?

For one hundred and nine days' running, his days off inclusive,
Michael Phelan had intercepted Rose at that particular corner and
begged her to name the day. The best he ever got was a smile and a
flash of two laughing eyes, followed by the sally:

"Show me $500 in the bank, Michael Phelan, and I'll talk business."

And why didn't Michael Phelan save up $500 out of the more than $100 a
month the city paid him for his services? Rose didn't get a quarter of
that, and she had already saved $300, besides which she sent a
one-pound note home to Ireland every month.

The reason was this--Michael Phelan turned in his wages each month to
his mother, and out of what she allowed him to spend he couldn't have
saved $500 in five hundred years, at least not to his way of thinking.
The trouble was that Rose had more than an inkling of this, and it
galled her to think that her gallant brass-buttoned cop should permit
himself to be still harnessed to his mother's apron strings.

Yes, down in the invisible depths of Rose's heart she was very fond of
the faithful and long-suffering Michael, but even so she couldn't
bring herself to marry a milksop who was likely to make her play
second fiddle to his mother. And when Rose once made up her mind, she
was as grimly determined as she was pretty.

The sun had swung down behind the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the
trees that bordered the Park wall had begun to trace their shadows on
the marble fronts of the mansions across the way when Rose suddenly
wheeled the gig containing Master Croesus and walked demurely toward
Officer 666.

Michael Phelan blushed till he could feel his back hair singeing, but
he stopped stock still and waited. Rose gave no sign until she was
within half a dozen feet of him. Then she looked up pertly and

"Why, if it ain't Michael Phelan!"

"It is, Rose, an' with the same question pantin' on his lips," broke
out the young man, his bosom surging and his heart rapping under his

"And what is that same question, Mr. Phelan?" asked the tantalizing

Officer 666 choked with emotion.

"Will ye name the day, d-d-d-ar"----

He stopped and looked round about him fearfully, for Sergeant McGinnis
was due on his rounds and Sergeant McGinnis, though married, had an
eye like a hawk for a pretty girl and a tongue like an adder for a
patrolman caught sparking.

Rose's eyes flashed and her lips drew taut. She started forward, but
turned her head to face Phelan as she walked away.

"I'll give you an answer, Michael," she said in parting, "when ye may
set up your own home for your own"----

That was all Phelan heard and possibly all that the young woman
uttered, for just then Master Croesus set up a bawl that was most
common and vulgar in its utter lack of restraint. There could be no
more to the interview that day with young Master Croesus in such
vociferous mood, so Officer 666 turned away with a heaving sigh and
plodded dolefully along on his beat.



Taking time out to sense the bruised condition of your heart isn't a
whole lot different from taking time out to recover from a jolt
received in the prize ring. Having released that impassioned sentence,
"I hope you are going to like his best friend just a little!" young
Mr. Gladwin felt a trifle groggy.

Until he had spoken he hadn't realized just how badly his cardiac
equipment was being shot to pieces by the naked god's ruthless

The fact that the case should have appeared hopeless only fanned the
flame of his ardor. He had looked into the depths of two vividly blue
eyes and there read his destiny. So he told himself fiercely;
whereupon, in the Rooseveltian phrase, he cast his hat into the ring.

He cared no more for obstacles than a runaway horse. His very boredom
of the past few years had stored up vast reserves of energy within
him, waiting only for that psychological thrill to light the fuse.

As Helen Burton turned from him with the uncomfortable feeling of one
who has received a vague danger signal he paused only a moment before
he again strode to her side. He was about to speak when she took the
lead from him and, looking up at one of the masterpieces on the wall,

"Oh, this is his wonderful collection of paintings! He told me all
about them."

It was what the gentlemen pugilists would call a cross-counter
impinging upon the supersensitive maxillary muscles. It certainly
jarred the owner of that wonderful collection and caused him to turn
with an expression of astonishment to Whitney Barnes.

But that young man was intensely occupied in a vain endeavor to draw
more than a monosyllable from the shrinking Sadie Burton. He missed
the look and went doggedly ahead with his own task. Helen Burton
repeated her remark that he had told her all about his paintings.

"Oh, has he?" responded Gladwin, dully.

"Yes, and they are worth a fortune!" cried the girl. "He simply adores

"Yes, doesn't he, though?" assented the young man in the same vacuous

"And we are going to take the most valuable away with us to-night!"

Here was information to jar Jove on high Olympus. Travers Gladwin came
stark awake with a new and vital interest. There was glowing life in
his voice as he said:

"So you are going to take the pictures with you on your honeymoon?"

"Yes, indeed, we are."

"Won't that be nice?" was the best Gladwin could do, for he was trying
to think along a dozen different lines at the same time.

"We will be gone for ever so long, you know," volunteered Helen.

"Are you going to take his collection of miniatures?" the young man
asked in unconscious admiration of the colossal nerve of the gentleman
who had so nonchalantly appropriated his name.

"Miniatures?" asked Helen, wonderingly.

"Yes, of course," ran on Gladwin; "and the china and the family
plate--nearly two hundred years old."

"Why, I don't think he ever mentioned the miniatures, or, or"----

"That is singular," broke in Gladwin, striving to conceal the sarcasm
that crept into his voice. "Strange he overlooked the china, plate and
miniatures. I don't understand it, do you?" and he turned to Barnes,
who had caught the last of the dialogue and shifted his immediate
mental interest from the shy Sadie.

"No, I really don't, old man," said Barnes.

"Do let me show you the miniatures," Gladwin addressed Helen upon a
sudden inspiration.

"That will be splendid," cried Helen. "I adore miniatures."

"They are just in the next room," said Gladwin, leading the way to a
door to the left of the great onyx fireplace.

As she followed, Helen called to her cousin:

"Come along, Sadie, this will be a treat!"

But the next moment she was alone with Travers Gladwin in the long,
narrow room, two windows of which, protected by steel lattice work on
the inside, looked out on a side street.

The girl did not notice that as the young man preceded her he reached
his hand under the screening portière and touched a spring that
noiselessly swung open the heavy mahogany door and switched on half a
dozen clusters of lights. Neither did she notice that Sadie had failed
to follow her as her eyes fairly popped with wonder at the treasures
presented to her gaze.

On one side of the room there was a long row of tables and cabinets,
and almost at every step there was an antique chest. On the tables
there were huddled in artistic disorder scores upon scores of gold and
silver vessels and utensils of every conceivable design and
workmanship. Each cabinet contained a collection of exquisite china or
rare ceramics. On the walls above was the most notable collection of
miniatures in America.

Travers Gladwin waited for the young girl to have finished her first
outburst of admiration. Then he said softly:

"I suppose you know that five generations of Gladwins have been
collecting these few trinkets?"

"He never even mentioned them!" gasped the girl. "Why the paintings
are nothing to these!"

"I wouldn't say that," chuckled Gladwin. "It would take a deal of this
gold and silver junk to buy a Rembrandt or a Corot. There are a couple
of Cellini medallions, though, just below that miniature of Madame de
Pompadour that a good many collectors would sell their souls to

"Perhaps he was preserving all this as a surprise for me," whispered
the awed Miss Burton. "It is just like him. I am afraid he will be
awfully disappointed now that you have shown them to me."

"Or mayhap he has forgotten all about them," said Gladwin, in a tone
that caused his companion to start and color with quick anger.

"You know that is not true," she said warmly. "You know that Travers
Gladwin is just mad about art. How can you say such a thing, and in
such a sarcastic tone of voice?"

"Well," the young man defended himself, inwardly chuckling, "you
know how his memory lapsed in regard to that heroic affair at

Helen Burton turned and faced him with flashing eyes.

"That was entirely different. It simply showed that he was not a
braggart; that he was different from other men!"

The words were meant to lash and sting, but the passion with which
they were said served so to vivify the loveliness of the young girl
that Travers Gladwin could only gaze at her in speechless admiration.

When her glance fell before the homage of his regard he took hold of
himself and apologized on the ground that he had been joking.

Then he made the rounds of the treasure room, pointing out and giving
the history of each precious family heirloom or art object with an
encyclopedic knowledge that should have caused his companion to wonder
how he knew so much. Several times he slipped in the pronoun I, hoping
that this might have some effect in waking Helen from the obsession
that any other than he could be the real Travers Gladwin.

But alas! for his subtle efforts, the hints and innuendoes fell on
deaf ears. She accepted his fund of information as a second-hand
version, exclaiming once:

"What a splendid memory you have!"

Then he gave it up as a hopeless case and led the way back into the
other room.



"Ah! Be careful! Don't go out there!" was the warning that had stopped
Sadie Burton in full flight for the treasure room into which her
cousin and Travers Gladwin had vanished.

She was more than half way to the door in obedience to Helen's command
when Whitney Barnes spoke. He was sitting on the arm of one of the
great upholstered chairs in a gracefully negligent attitude twirling
his gold key chain about his finger. He spoke softly but with a
mysterious emphasis that took hold and held the retreating miss fast
in her tracks. She turned with a frightened:


"Because I would be all alone," he said solemnly. Then as Sadie took
another hurried step forward: "Oh, no, you wouldn't desert me--you
wouldn't be so cruel! How would you like to have some one desert

This mystic remark caused Sadie to turn around and take a step toward
him. She said timidly:

"I don't understand."

"Then I'll tell you," he said, getting on his feet and going toward

"No, no!" objected Sadie, and began to back away.

The young man stopped and said in his most reassuring tones:

"Fear not--I am quite harmless, I assure you. Now, I can see that you
are in trouble--is that not so?"

"Oh, yes!" Sadie admitted, delighted at this new turn in his attitude.
Her first disturbing suspicion had been that he wanted to flirt.

"You see, I'm right," he pursued. "I would like to help you."

"Would you?" she breathed, with increasing confidence.

"Of course I would," he said, earnestly, whereat Sadie lost all fear.

"Then we must hurry if we are to stop it," she said in a dramatic

"Stop it--stop what?" The heir of Old Grim Barnes had launched the
belief that he was about to start something. There wasn't any stop in
the vocabulary of his thoughts at that minute.

"Why, the elopement!" ejaculated Sadie, exploding a little bomb that
brought Whitney Barnes down out of the clouds.

"Yes, of course--to be sure--the elopement--I'd forgotten," he raced
on. "Let me look at you. No, you must not turn away. I must look at
you--that's the only way I can help you."

If he had to take a hand in the business of preventing an elopement he
was going to combine that business with pleasure.

"You are sure you want me to help you?" he asked.

"Yes, so awfully much!" she cried.

"Then I must look at you--look at you very closely," he said, with the
utmost seriousness.

"I don't understand," murmured Sadie, both pleased and frightened by
his intense scrutiny.

"I'll show you," said Barnes. "Stand very still, with your arms at
your side--there! (my, but she's a picture!) I've found out the first
thing--I read it in your eyes."

"What!" in a stifled whisper.

"You don't approve of this elopement."

"Oh, no!" Sadie had yielded her eyes as if hypnotized.

"There, I told you so!" exulted Barnes. "You want to stop the
elopement, but you don't know how to do it."

"Yes, that's perfectly true," confessed the spellbound Sadie.

"Shall I tell you how to stop it?"

"Yes, please do."

"Then sit down."

He motioned to a chair three feet from where he stood. The victim of
this, his first excursion into the fields of mesmerism, tripped with
bird-like steps to the chair and sat down. Barnes went easily toward
her and sat down on the arm. He was as solemn about it as if his every
move were part of a ritual.

"Now, please take off your glove--the left one," he commanded softly.
Sadie obeyed mechanically. Barnes went on:

"Before deciding upon what you should do, I'd like to know definitely
about you--if you don't mind."

"What do you want me to tell you?" asked Sadie, with a brave effort to
keep her voice from running off into little tremors.

"Nothing!" replied the seer-faced Barnes. "What I want to discover you
may not even know yourself. Allow me to look at your hand, please."

Sadie yielded her hand with shy reluctance, allowing the young man to
hold only the tips of her fingers. Whitney Barnes bent his frowning
eyes over the fluttering little hand, studied the palm for a long
second, then exclaimed suddenly:

"By Jove! This is extraordinary!"

Sadie started, but her curiosity was greater than her fear.

"What?" she asked, excitedly.

"Really wonderful!" Barnes kept it up.

"What?" Sadie repeated, in the same little gasp.

"See that line?"

He had taken possession of the whole hand now and pointed with a long,
ominous forefinger to the centre of the palm.

"Which line?" inquired Sadie, eagerly, getting her head very close to
his as she pried into the plump, practically lineless palm.

"That one," said Barnes, impressively.


"Don't you see that it starts almost at your wrist?"

"Now I see. Yes. What of it?"

"Why it runs 'way round the bump, or, that is--the bump of Venus."

"What does that mean?" asked Sadie innocently.

"Oh, a lot. You are very affectionate--and extremely shy."

"Wonderful!" exclaimed Sadie, amazed at the young man's stupendous

"Now here's a cunning little line," he pursued. "That shows something

"Does it show how to stop the elopement?" asked Sadie, ingenuously,
but making no effort to withdraw her hand.

"Yes, and it shows that you and your friend are"---- He paused to
allow Sadie to fill the gap, and she did.

"Cousins--and we live with Auntie--and we've been in New York a

"And your cousin hasn't known Gladwin long?"

"Only two weeks." Sadie was really awed.

"That's right--two weeks; and she met him at the"----

He said to himself that here was a little game that beat any other
known sport to flinders.


"At a sale of old pictures and art objects," said Sadie, supremely
confident that he was reading her mind.

"A sale of pictures, of course," Barnes led her on.

"Yes, she was bidding on a picture and he whispered to her that it was
a copy--a fraud, and not to buy it. That was the way they got
acquainted. But he wouldn't let her tell auntie anything about him."

"Just a moment," cried Barnes. "Here's a bit of good luck. I'd almost
overlooked that line."

Sadie was on fire with curiosity and looked eagerly into his eyes.

"You meet a dark man--and he prevents the elopement."

"Perhaps that's you!" exclaimed the delighted girl, withdrawing her
hand and jumping to her feet.

"I'm sure it is," said Barnes, nodding his head.

"Oh, I'm so glad."

"But wait," said Barnes, going very close to her. "Please pay
attention to every word I say. _Do all you can to get your cousin to
change her mind; then, if she won't, tell your aunt. But don't tell
her until the last minute, and--but here's your cousin._"



Helen Burton and Travers Gladwin were almost at the door leading from
the treasure room when the young man stopped and confronted the girl,
whose eyes were still bright with the anger he had kindled in them. He
smiled rather sheepishly as he said:

"Suppose I were to tell you that I am Travers Gladwin and that the
other Travers Gladwin with whom you think you are in love is not
Travers Gladwin at all?"

Her lip curled and she regarded him scornfully. But she said nothing.

He went on into the other room, holding back the portière for her to

"Why don't you answer my question?" he insisted as she passed him.

"It is much too silly," she said sharply. Then in a different tone to
her cousin, who still stood by Whitney Barnes, with her color coming
and going by turns:

"Oh, Sadie, why didn't you come with us? Travers has the most
wonderful things."

"Then you are not going to answer my question?" Travers Gladwin asked

"I said it was much too silly," the girl returned with increasing
vehemence. Gladwin came forward and explained to Barnes and Sadie:

"I have been asking Miss--er--I've been asking how she'd take to the
idea of my being Travers Gladwin."

Helen was now thoroughly aroused as she turned:

"Why do you persist in asking such a question?"

"I was wondering," he said quickly, "whether you were in love with the
man or the name."

"Have I given you the impression"----she began, haughtily, scarcely
able to control her anger.

"Yes, you have," he said warmly, and with all the dramatic emphasis he
could command. "I am afraid you were thinking more of that rescue at
Narragansett and your desire to be free of poor Mr. Hogg than you were
of--of my poor friend."

This insult was more than she could endure. She turned her back to
address Whitney Barnes.

"Shall you be here when Travers returns?" she said imperiously.

"I am sure to see him before I leave," responded the young man.

"And would you be kind enough to give him a message for me?"

She had gathered up her fur piece and muff and was moving toward the

"Delighted," said Barnes, with a deferential bow.

"Thank you so much. I want you to tell him that I cannot avoid the
opera to-night--that I have simply got to go, but that I'll get away
as soon as I can and come to him directly from there."

"But you can't do that," interposed Sadie in a voice that thrilled
with alarm.

"But I am going to do that," cried Helen, her face aflame and her head
held high. "And now we must go--I'd no idea we'd stayed so long.
Good-by and thank you."

She had taken a step toward the entrance to the hallway when Gladwin
strode forward.

"You didn't say good-by to me," he said in an injured tone. Then with
a sudden vehemence: "But I am glad you didn't, for we are going to
meet again."

"I suppose we shall if you are here when I return," she said coldly
and without looking at him.

"When you return?" he said, in quick surprise.

"Yes, when I come back here to-night," in the same disdainful,
snubbing tones.

"You're going to meet Travers here to-night?" he queried, in palpable

"Yes, I am. He wanted me to meet him at the station, but I insisted on
coming here."

"And what time was it Travers wanted you to meet him here? I'd almost

"At half-past ten," answered Helen, taken off her guard and submitting
unconsciously to his cross-examination.

"Oh, yes, at half-past ten," he repeated. "That's right."

"But you," pointedly addressing Barnes, "must tell him I may be

"I will," acquiesced Barnes, a trifle bewildered.

"I hope you will be very late," cut in Gladwin.

"What do you mean?" she caught him up.

"I mean you have no idea what a mad thing you are going to do."

"Please"----she began icily.

"Don't be angry," he pleaded. "I'm saying this for your good."

"I don't care to hear it."

"But you've got to hear it," he cried. "To leave your aunt and run off
with a man you hardly know--why you must be mad even to think of it."

"How dare you speak to me in this way?"

If ever a young lady's fur was up, as the saying is, such was the case
with the enraged Helen Burton. If her eyes had been weapons to slay,
Travers Gladwin would have been annihilated at a glance. But he stuck
doggedly to his guns.

"Well, somebody ought to speak to you," he ran on. "Can't you
understand that this man is no good--that he must be a scoundrel to
ask you to do such a thing, that"----

"Stop! I forbid you to say any more--to say such horrible, cowardly
things about him behind his back. You, who claimed to be his dearest

Her anger was suddenly checked by a thought that flashed in her mind.

"Only a few minutes ago you said you were glad I was going to marry
Mr. Gladwin, and that you would do everything in your power to help."

"And I jolly well meant it," he acquiesced, with a low bow.

"You meant it! Then how could you--oh," and she started suddenly from
him, "why didn't I see it before? _You've been drinking._ Come,

Barnes turned away with an uncontrollable snicker. Gladwin was
stunned. As he saw her leaving him he made a last desperate effort:

"But just a moment. Please allow me to explain. I said I wanted you to
marry Travers Gladwin, because I am"----

"I don't care why you said it," she flung at him, "because I don't
think you know what you are saying."

She fairly sailed through the portières, leaving the young man staring
after her in a state of utter mental collapse.

The little cousin had listened to this impassioned dialogue in the
attitude of a frightened bird, standing first on one foot and then on
the other, struggling with all her small nervous force to hold back
the tears. As Helen disappeared, a sob escaped her and she ran
forward. Barnes started after her.

"Oh, Miss Sadie--just one word!"

"Oh, don't--please don't!" she wailed over her shoulder.

"But won't you let me call on you--just once?" he pleaded, in real

Sadie stopped, gave him one frightened glance, smiled through her
tears and burst out:

"I shall be delighted."

Then she was gone and a moment later the door slammed.



The slamming of the front door of the Gladwin mansion struck upon the
two young men as a numbing shock. They stood looking at each other
with eyes that saw not and with expressions of idiotic vacancy.

Within the span of a brief half hour they had been swept along on a
rushing tide of emotions. They had been thrilled and mystified,
mystified and thrilled. Nor was there any relief in the reaction.
There was more mystery and more thrill ahead that demanded immediate

Naturally the bulk of the thrill was heaped upon Travers Gladwin. He
was not only fiercely convinced that he had fallen desperately in
love, but the unknown beauty who had kindled this passion had revealed
that she was coming that night to his home to meet and elope with a
villain and an impostor.

Here was a situation to scatter the wits of a Napoleon! It was no
wonder that for a few moments his thoughts flattened themselves
against an impassable barrier. Whitney Barnes was the first to revive
and speak.

"Now what do you think of that?" he drew out with a long breath.

"I haven't begun to think yet," Gladwin managed to stammer. "I'm in no
condition to think. I'm stunned."

"And you've travelled all over the universe in search of a thrill, eh?
Now you've got one you don't know what to do with it."

While Gladwin was groping for a reply to this thrust Bateato breezed
in with a swift sidelong rush, carrying a bulging portmanteau.

"Bag all packed, sair," announced the little Jap, standing at

"Take it back. I'm not going now," said Gladwin, gruffly. Bateato's
entrance had nipped another idea in the bud.

"You no go?" said the Jap, in surprise.

"No go--take back--unpack."

"Ees, sair; 'scuse me," and Bateato started off with his usual
noiseless rush.

"Hold on," Gladwin checked him. "Wait a minute. Don't unpack it. Leave
it in the hall. I may want it at a minute's notice."

"Ees, sair," and the wondering valet steamed out into the hallway and

"What are you going to do now?" asked Barnes, lighting a cigarette and
offering one to his friend.

Gladwin took a turn about the room, puffing nervously at the
cigarette. Coming to a sudden stop he faced Barnes and reeled off in a
quick volley:

"I'm going to marry that girl! I've been all over the world, seen all
kinds of 'em, and right here in my own house I find the one--the only
one, on the verge of eloping with a bogus me. But I'm going to expose
that man whoever he is--I'm going to rescue her from him."

"For yourself?"

"Yes, for myself, and I'm going to put him where he can never annoy
her any more."

"How the deuce are you going to do all this?" asked Barnes, planking
himself down into a chair.

"I don't know," said the other, "but I'm going to move the whole
Western Hemisphere to do it, if necessary."

"Rather a large contract," drawled Barnes. "But I say, Travers, if
that fellow is going to steal your pictures it sort of sizes up as a
case for the police."

"Of course," agreed Gladwin. "I was just thinking of that. Where's
that man of mine? Bateato! Bateato!"

Bateato responded with the swift obedience of a jinn rising from a
miraculous bottle.

"Ees, sair," and the little son of Nippon stood stiffly at attention.
"Ladies run off in autbile," he volunteered as his master hesitated.

"Never mind that--I want you to find a policeman," commanded Gladwin.

"Pleesman--where I find him?" asked Bateato in alarm, recalling his
uncomfortable experience with Officer 666.

"Try a saloon," said Gladwin. "And when you've found him, bring him
here quick!"

"Ladies steal something?" ventured the Jap, starting for the door.
"Autbile go fast like winds."

"Some one is going to try and steal something," replied the young man.
"We must see that they don't. Hurry, now!"

"Ees, sair. 'Scuse me," and Bateato vanished.

"That's the way to do it," Barnes enthused, rubbing his hands. "Get a
policeman in here, and when the other Mr. Gladwin shows up nab him.
Then this marriage can't come off without the aid of a prison

The excitement that for an instant had transfigured Travers Gladwin
suddenly left him. A look of dismay spread over his features.

"By Jove, Barnes!" he cried. "We can't do this!"

"Why not?" asked Barnes.

"Why? Because it would make a tremendous scandal. I'm not going to
have my future wife mixed up in any public hoorah for the newspapers.
Think of it--her name in the papers coupled with the name of a crook!
Her picture on one side and a Rogues' Gallery photograph on the other.
Impossible! The police must know nothing about it."

"I don't follow you," said Barnes. "What are you going to do--kill him
and stuff him in that chest? He probably deserves it, but it would he
an awfully unpleasant thing to have around the house."

"Shut up! Let me think," cut in Gladwin.

Then he added with swift inspiration: "Now I've got it. I'll wait
outside for her to come and warn her of her danger. You stay in here
and be on the lookout for the man."

Whitney Barnes threw up his hands and ejaculated:

"Good night!" He made as if to start for the door.

"No, no, Whitney," cried Gladwin, "we must see this thing through
together. You wouldn't want this sweet, young, innocent girl connected
with a sensational robbery, would you?"

"No," Barnes agreed soberly; "neither would I want any robber's
bullets connected with me."

"You're a coward!" blurted Gladwin, hotly.

"You bet I am," acquiesced Barnes, "and I'm alive to tell it. Likewise
I may have some marriage plans of my own. But keep your hair on,
Travers. Let us do some real thinking, unaccustomed as we are to it,
and see if we cannot devise some safer plan."

"What plan is there?" groaned Gladwin.

"Let us think--concentrate," suggested Barnes, posing himself with his
elbow on one hand and his forehead supported on the fingers of the
other. Gladwin unconsciously fell into the same pose, and so they
stood, side by side, with their backs to the hallway.

"Thought of anything?" Barnes broke the silence.

"Not a ---- thing," retorted Gladwin, peevishly. A broken-legged
minute had crawled by when Barnes spoke again:

"I've got it."

"What?" Gladwin asked, uninspired.

"Simplest thing in the world. Why didn't I think of it before?"

"Somehow I don't think it's going to be any good," muttered Gladwin,
without relinquishing his thoughtful pose.

"Listen," said Barnes, impressively. "Go straight to the aunt and tell
her the whole thing."

Gladwin whirled around and gripped his friend's hand.

"By Jove, you're right, Whitney! We can make a lot of excuses for her,
youth and innocence, and all that. I didn't think you had it in you.
Come on, we'll go together!"

Barnes's face fell and he stammered:

"But where does she live?"

"Where does she live? Don't you know?"


It was Gladwin's turn to throw up his hands.

"And don't you even know her name?"


"Then how in blazes were you going to call on that girl?"

"By thunder! I forgot all about getting her address," admitted the
crestfallen Barnes.

Gladwin uttered a mirthless laugh and said with sarcastic scorn:

"Oh, yes, you had a fine plan! I might have suspected as much."

"Pile it on; pile it on," growled Barnes. "I guess the pater has me
sized up about right."

"But we must do something the police will know nothing about," urged
Gladwin. "Let's concentrate again. Maybe a real idea will break out."

Again the two young men wrinkled their brows in profound absorption.

They succeeded so well in their effort at concentration that neither
was aware of the precipitate entry of Bateato and Michael Phelan, both
of whom had sprinted a distance of two blocks. Phelan was puffing like
a tugboat and stopped at the threshold of the room to catch his
breath. He had prepared his mind for all manner of excitement and had
burst in upon a tomb-like silence to be greeted by two inscrutable

"What's this," he panted. "Eden Musee or a prayer-meetin'?"

Barnes glanced over his shoulder and frowned.

"Keep quiet," he said. "We're thinking."

Gladwin strove to invent an excuse for getting rid of the policeman.

"What do you want?" he bluffed, as if amazed at the sudden invasion.

"What do I want?" shrilled Officer 666. "I come to find out what
_youse_ want."

"I don't want anything," said the young man with exaggerated
politeness. "Thank you very much, but I don't want anything. Good

"Good evening!" echoed Barnes, with another glance over his shoulder.

Michael Phelan turned purple. He hadn't indulged in the most
exhausting sprint in six months to be made sport of.

"Which one of youse sent for me?" he rasped out.

The two young men pointed to each other, which only served to fan the
flame of Phelan's wrath.

"Is one of youse Mr. Gladwin?" he gurgled.

They repeated the pantomime until Gladwin caught the fire in Phelan's
eye and decided that it would be better to temporize.

"I am Mr. Gladwin," he bowed.

Phelan measured him from the ground up as he filled his lungs for
another outburst.

"Why did yez send for me?" he demanded savagely. "This here little
Japanaze come runnin' wild-eyed down me beat an' says there's two
women been robbin' the house. What's all this monkey business?"

"Bateato is mistaken," said Gladwin, forcing a laugh.

"No, sir!" cried the Jap excitedly. "Ladies run off quick in big

"Now wait--that's enough," Gladwin stopped him.

"You tell me find plece," persisted the Jap, who saw the terrible
wrath of Michael Phelan about to flash upon him.

"That's enough," Gladwin sought to shut him up.

"You say they steal--I go saloon"----

"Don't talk any more! Don't speak again! Go back to the hotel and wait
for me. I'll send for you when I want you. Stop! Not another word."

Bateato gripped his mouth with his fingers and stumbled out of the

Avoiding the still glowering eye of Officer 666, Travers Gladwin
turned to Barnes and attempted to say casually:

"When Bateato gets an idea into his head there is no use arguing with
him. There is only one thing to do--don't let him speak."

The young man started to hum a tune and strolled toward the heavily
curtained window that looked out on Fifth avenue.



Policeman Michael Phelan was at first undecided whether to pursue the
departing Bateato and arrest him as a suspicious person or to remain
on the scene of mystery and get to the bottom of what was going

He chose the latter plan upon the inspiration that if he arrested a
millionaire he would get his name in the paper and Rose might read of
it and come to some realization of the immensity of his official

He was further urged to this course by the insolent nonchalance of the
two young men. They weren't paying any more attention to him than they
were to the inanimate sticks of furniture in the room.

"Well, what did yez send fer me fer?" he broke out again, hurling the
words at Travers Gladwin's back.

"I thought you might like a drink," replied that young man, turning
slowly and smiling upon the enraged bluecoat.

"I never touch it," shot back Phelan, "an' that's no answer to me

Gladwin stared at Phelan steadily a moment, his smile vanishing. As he
measured the officer's height and build an idea came to him. His face
lighted as he exclaimed:

"I've got a great idea! Officer, I want you to do me a little favor.
How would you like to make five hundred dollars?"

If he had said four hundred dollars, or even four hundred and fifty,
the effect would not have been half so great upon Michael Phelan. The
mention of an even five hundred dollars, though, was the open sesame
to the very depths of his emotions. Five hundred dollars represented
the talisman that would lead him safe through Purgatory into the land
of sweet enchantments. The fires of his wrath were instantly cooled
and he said feebly:

"Are yez tryin' to bribe me?"

"Not at all, sergeant," said the young man gravely.

"I ain't no sergeant," Phelan retorted.

"All right, lieutenant," laughed Gladwin, his good humor increasing as
his sudden idea took shape in his mind.

"Don't call me lieutenant," said Phelan, with a return of temper.

"Well, it's this way, captain."

"Nix on the promotion stuff," shot back Phelan, the consciousness
returning that he was being kidded. "I'm patrolman and me name is
Michael Phelan, and I'm onto me job--mind that!"

"No offense, officer," Gladwin hurried on. "I'm sure you're onto your
job. No one could look at you and doubt that--but I'll give you five
hundred dollars if you'll lend me your uniform for awhile."

"Fi--fi--uni--say, what kind of a game are youse up to?"

Two big events in Phelan's life had blazed their films upon his memory
in a blinding flash. First there was Rose, and then there was that
nightmare of a Coroner's case, when he had fled hatless and coatless
down the stairs of a reeking east side tenement, pursued by the yells
of a shrieking "corpse."

"It's no game--it's a joke," replied Gladwin.

Whitney Barnes, who had been listening eagerly and had sensed
Gladwin's inspiration, chimed in:

"Yes, officer; it's a joke."

"Yez are offering me five hundred dollars for a joke?" said the
flabbergasted Phelan.

"That's it," returned Gladwin. "I want to take your place; I want
to become"--stepping forward to read the number on Phelan's
shield--"Officer 666 for a little while."

Phelan couldn't believe his ears. Stepping to one side he said behind
his hand to Barnes:

"This feller's off his dip. Don't he know that if I lent him me
uniform it'd be me finish."

"That's all right," spoke up Gladwin. "I'll guarantee to protect you.
No one will ever know about it. You'll never make five hundred so easy

"S-s-say," stammered Phelan, "what's this all about?"

"Well, I've found out that a thief is going to break in here

"A thief!" gasped the policeman.

"Yes, just for a joke, you know."

"A thief going to break in here for a joke!" yelled Phelan. "Now I
know you're batty."

"Not a regular thief," the young man corrected hastily. "He's a friend
of mine--and I want to be waiting in your uniform when he comes. I
want to nab him. The joke will be on him, then, you know."

"All very simple, you see," added Barnes.

"Simple as--no, I don't see," snarled Phelan. "The two of yez is

"But you will see," went on Gladwin, "if you'll let me explain. In
order to be a policeman I've got to have a uniform, haven't I?"

"Of course he has," urged Barnes.

"And yez are offering me five hundred dollars for a joke?"

Phelan dropped his arms limply at his side and permitted his eyes to
bulge _ad lib_.

"That's it," cried Gladwin. "I assure you it is nothing serious or
criminal. I just want your uniform long enough to catch my friend and
I'll give you five hundred dollars for lending it to me."

"It's too big a risk," panted Phelan, producing an elaborate bandana
and mopping his brow. "I won't do it."

It was manifest that Officer 666 was sorely tempted. To goad him
further Travers Gladwin produced a little roll of yellow-backed bills
from his pocket. Fluttering the bills deftly he stripped off one
engraved with an "M" in one corner and "500" in the other. He turned
it about several ways so that Phelan could study it from all angles.
Then he fluttered it before Whitney Barnes and said:

"Say, Barnes, there's something really handsome about these
yellow-backs, isn't there? Notice how that five and those two naughts
are engraved? And it's amazing how much a slip of paper like this will

This was too much for Phelan. He reached for the bill and grabbed it,
stuffed it into his trousers pocket and began unbuttoning his coat.
Suddenly he stopped.

"Say," he sputtered. "S'pose there should be a robbery on my beat?"

"That would be fine," said Gladwin. "I'd be a credit to you."

"Or a murder?"

"Better still."

"Oh, the risk is awful," groaned Phelan. He started to button up his
coat again when Rose's taunt came back to him. This time the tempter
delivered a vital blow and he tore off his uniform coat and passed it
to the young man. Gladwin slipped it on over his other clothes. It
fitted snugly. It just happened that the suit he wore was dark blue
and his trousers matched accurately.

"Now the bonnet," he said, reaching for the uniform cap and removing
it from Phelan's head.

"And now officer, your sword." He grasped the proffered belt and
buckled it on with a flourish, making as natty a figure of a cub
policeman as one would want to meet.

Phelan stood looking on dumbly, his face a study in conflicting
emotions. Barnes's admiration of his friend's nerve was beyond power
of words. When Gladwin started for the doorway, however, he called
after him:

"Hey there, Travers, where are you going?"

"On duty," he responded cheerily. "And by the way, Whitney, give Mr.
Phelan that tray and decanter and see that he goes down into the
kitchen and stays there until my return. You remain on guard up here.
I'll look after the outside. So long, mates."

"Hold on," Phelan called out feebly. "I'd like to know what the divvil
it all means. I'm fair hypnotized."

"It means," said Gladwin, pausing and turning his head, "that I'm
going outside to wait for myself--and if I find myself, I'll arrest
myself--if both myself and I have to go to jail for it. Now, do you
get me?"

"No, I'll be damned if I do!" gurgled Phelan, but the words had
scarcely passed his lips when the departmental guise of Officer 666
vanished from sight and the front door slammed with a bang.



Travers Gladwin went bounding down the steps of his own pretentious
marble dwelling with an airy buoyancy that would have caused Sergt.
McGinnis to turn mental back handsprings had he happened to be going
by on his rounds. But, fortunately, McGinnis had passed on his
inspection tour shortly before Michael Phelan had been summoned by
Bateato. For three hours at least Officer 666 would be supreme on his

While the McGinnis contingency had never entered young Gladwin's mind
it did suddenly occur to him as he strolled jauntily along that he had
neglected to ask Phelan to define the circumscribed limits of his
post. What if he should happen to butt into another patrolman? Certain
exposure and all his plans would go flui! Then there was the danger of
being recognized by some of his neighbors and friends. Ah! it came to
him in a twinkling. A disguise!

"Here goes," he said aloud. "I'll jump a taxi and see if I can hunt up
a hair store!"

The time was 7 P. M., with the inky darkness of night blanketing the
city so far as inky darkness can blanket a metropolis.

The thoroughfare on which the young man stood was a long lane of
dazzle, wherefore the nocturnal shadows offered no concealment. He
cast his eyes up and down the avenue in search of a tramp motor-hack
cruising in search of a fare. He had only a moment or two to wait
before one of the bright yellow variety came racketing along. He stuck
up his hand and waved his baton at the driver. There was a crunching
of brakes and the taxi hove to and warped into the curb. The chauffeur
had the countenance of a pirate, but his grin was rather reassuring.

"Say, me friend," began the young man, in an effort to assume Michael
Phelan's brogue, "do you know the way to a hair store?"

"A what?" the chauffeur shot back, while his grin went inside.

"A hair store--I want a bit of a disguise fer my features--whiskers,
false hair or the like."

"Did ye stop me to kid me?" snarled the chauffeur. "Ye don't need to
think 'cause you got on a bull's uniform ye can hurl the harpoon into
me. Or if it's a drink ye're wantin' reach in under the seat an'
there's a flask. If ye meant hair oil why didn't ye say it?"

"Thanks, but 'tis no drink I'm afther," said the young man. "'Tis a
ride to a hair store, an' here's a tin-spot fer yer trouble."

It was the way Travers Gladwin handled the skirts of his coat in
getting at his money that convinced the wise chauffeur that he had no
real policeman to deal with. His grin came back and looped up behind
at either ear.

"I getcher, Steve," he broke out, reaching for the bill. "If it's
disguises ye're after hop inside an' I'll tool youse over to Mme.
Flynn's on Avenue A."

To demonstrate to his uniformed fare that speed laws in the greater
city of New York fail to impose any manner of hamper upon the
charioteering of the motor-driven hack, the chauffeur of this
canary-colored taxi scampered across town at a forty-mile-an-hour
clip, during which Patrolman Gladwin failed to familiarize himself
with the quality of the cab's cushions. But it was not a long ride and
there was some breath left in him when the cab came to a crashing

The young man was on the point of opening the door when a voice
stopped him.

"Kape inside, ye boob, an' pull the blinds down. There's coppers on
every corner. Now, what is it ye want in the way o' whiskers or hair?
Ye can slip me the change through the crack."

"What's the prevailin' style?" asked Gladwin, with a laugh. "Are they
wearin' brown beards?"

"They are not," mumbled the chauffeur. "I guess a wee bit mustache an'
a black wig will do ye, an' if ye want I'll get ye a pair of furry

"Fine," cried the young man, poking a $20 bill out through the crack
in the door, "and don't be long." The door slammed and a great
stillness clapped down, broken only by the running of the taximeter,
which seemed to be equipped with a motor of its own.

The millionaire cop sat back luxuriously and inhaled a deep breath.

"Gad!" he exclaimed to himself, "I'm really beginning to live. Nothing
but thrills for four hours and more and larger ones coming."

Presently the chauffeur returned, opened the door a few inches and
shoved in a small package.

"Ye'll have to paste 'em on in the dark," he said. "Or ye can light a
match. Ye'll find a wee mirror in the bundle. Now where'll I drive

"Back to me fixed post," said Gladwin, "only take it easy while I put
me face on straight."

"If ye don't git it on straighter nor your brogue," chuckled the
chauffeur, "it'll not decave a blind man."

In another instant the return journey was under way at reduced speed.

Travers Gladwin first tried on the wig. It was three sizes too large
and he had to discard it. Next he had some trouble in deciding which
was the mustache and which the eyebrows. He had burned his fingers
pretty badly before he made the selection and likewise he had singed
one of the eyebrows.

But he managed to plaster them all on before the cab stopped and after
one glance in the little mirror he was confident the disguise would

When he stepped out of the taxi, at almost the very spot where he had
boarded it, he felt that a big weight had been lifted from his

"How do you like me?" he asked the chauffeur, gayly. "Is it an

"I wouldn't say yis nor no to that," said the chauffeur, "but 'tiz a
disguise, an' that's what ye were wantin'. Thim eyebrows is grand."

"Thanks," laughed Officer 666, "an' here's a wan hundred dollar bill
which asks ye to forget me uniform, me number an' me face."

"'Tiz done," agreed the chauffeur, tucking away the bill, "on'y take a
tip from a wise gink an' keep deep in the shadders. An' whin ye pinch
your frind don't let him holler too loud."

The yellow taxi was gone with a rush, leaving Gladwin to wonder at the
amazingly shrewd guess of its pilot.

"When I pinch me frind," he murmured. "'Twas just what I said to
Phelan. Why"----

He was gazing after the taxicab when from the opposite direction there
suddenly rolled into view a vast touring car with a familiar figure at
the wheel, and alongside the familiar figure a very pretty girl.

The car was barely rolling along, while its two occupants were talking
earnestly, their heads as close together as was possible under the

"Johnny Parkinson, as I'm alive!" uttered Travers Gladwin. "Me old
college chum, and as per usual--making love. Yis, me grinning
chauffeur frind, here's where we make a pinch an' test Mme. Flynn's
eyebrows. Officer, do your duty!"

Out he stepped into the roadway and raised his nightstick.

The big car came to a sudden stop and the two occupants stared angrily
at the cause of the interruption.

"I arrest yez in the name o' the law," cried Patrolman Gladwin,
scowling so fiercely that one of the eyebrows was in danger.

"What's that?" snorted the young aristocrat.

"You're me pris'ner," said Gladwin, easily. "I arrest ye fer breaking
the speed laws--racin' on the aven-oo."

"It's an outrage!" cried the pretty passenger. "We were scarcely
crawling, Johnny."

"You must be joking, officer," said Johnny Parkinson, not very
belligerently, for he had a bad record for speeding and wasn't sure
that some earlier offense was not involved.

"I'm not jokin'," replied Gladwin, walking to the door of the tonneau
and opening it, "and ye'll oblige me by drivin' to the police
station." He got in and lolled back cozily in the cushions.

Johnny Parkinson let in the clutch and rolled northward. This was the
strangest "pinch" of his experience and he didn't know just what to
make of it. After he had gone a few blocks he turned on his
captor-passenger and said:

"Which station shall I drive to?--I'm sure there must be some

"There's no mistake," responded Gladwin, fairly screaming with joy
inside at the bewildered and frightened look of his friend. "As for
police stations, take your pick. I ain't particular. Drive round the
block a couple o' times an' make up your mind."

Johnny Parkinson turned the first corner and then turned again into
Madison avenue. Gladwin could hear the couple on the front seat
whispering excitedly, the girl almost in hysterics.

"You've simply got to do something, Johnny," she was saying. "You know
if we get our names in the paper father will be furious. Remember what
he said about the last time you were arrested for speeding."

Running along Madison avenue, Johnny Parkinson slowed down, turned
again to the uniform in the back seat and said tremulously:

"Can't we compromise this, Officer? I"----

"Not on the aven-oo, Mr. Parkinson. You've got too bad a record. But
if ye'll run the machine over into Central Park where there ain't so
many sergeants roamin' round we might effict a sittlemint."

A smile of great gladness illuminated the features of Johnny
Parkinson. He let in the clutch with a bang and it was only a matter
of seconds before the ninety horsepower car glided in through the
Seventy-second street entrance to Central Park and swung into the dark
reaches of the East Drive. Slowing down again the young man at the
wheel turned and said anxiously:

"The smallest I've got is a century and I really need some of that."

"That's aisy," rejoined Gladwin. "Sure'n I change hundred dollar bills
ivry day. Slip me the paper an' here's a fifty, which is lettin' ye
off aisy, seein' ye're an ould offinder."

The transfer of bills was made swiftly, whereupon Gladwin commanded:

"Now run me back to me peg post an' drop me off, on'y take it slow an'
gradual or I might have to pinch yez again."

A few minutes later Gladwin heard the young girl say passionately:

"Oh, Johnny, how could you give him the money? He's no better than a
thief. I hope you've taken his number."

"It wouldn't do any good, dearest," said Johnny, sadly. "They're all
in together and I'd only get the worst of it. But did you notice,
Phyllis, that he looks a lot like Travers Gladwin?"

"Impossible!" retorted the girl. "Travers Gladwin is good looking, and
this man's nothing but an Irish monster."

The girl was about to speak again when she was sure she heard muffled
laughter behind her. Then the car sped on into the avenue and just
missed colliding with a Fifth avenue motor 'bus. Officer 666 was put
down a block from his own home and resumed the patrolling of the
immediate precincts of the Gladwin mansion. His only parting salute
from Johnny Parkinson's car was a flashing glance of contempt from the
girl, whose identity he strove in vain to place.



The precipitate departure of Travers Gladwin left Whitney Barnes and
the shirt-sleeved Michael Phelan staring blankly at each other. The
unfrocked policeman was anything but an imposing figure and the
contortions of distress in his rubicund countenance were grotesque
enough to kindle the sense of humor in a far less volatile mind than
that of Whitney Barnes. His smile came to the surface and spread out
in full blossom. But it failed to find reflection in the features of
Mrs. Phelan's son.

"What the divvil are ye grinnin' at?" snarled Phelan. "Ye wouldn't
see no fun in it if it mint your job an' your pension an' your
silf-respect. Now, what is it all about?"

"There you have me, officer," responded the young man, lightly. "The
riddle is dark on all four sides. You and I are in the same
boat--guardians of the castle against the mysterious foe. While you
guard the moat from the kitchen I will operate the portcullis."

"Talk sinse, will yez?" hissed Phelan. "What in blazes has moats an'
portcollars to do with it?"

"Only in a way of speaking," laughed Barnes. "But calm yourself, Mr.
Phelan, my friend is both wise and discreet. He will do no dishonor to
your cloth, and together we will see that you suffer no material
damage in this life. I am unable to explain further without uttering
more confusion, so kindly take yonder tray down into the kitchen. That
little door on the extreme right I believe opens the way to the lower
regions. I am sure Bateato left the lights on."

"May the blessed saints presairve ye if it's a trap ye're riggin' fer
Michael Phelan," breathed that gentleman, shaking his head dubiously.
"'Tis not a step I'll go down into that kitchen till yez lead me the
way, and if there's any more ravin' maniacs down in them quarters I
warn ye it's shootin' I'll be after doin'."

And Phelan patted the bulge in his hip pocket as he swung around.

Barnes led the way through the long, narrow corridor to the rear of
the house, while Phelan followed, muttering and grumbling every inch
of the way. There was no further conversation between them while they
investigated the elaborate quarters below stairs, and at last Phelan
ceased his mutterings and accepted from Barnes an armful of cook books
with which to regale himself until he was summoned to resume his

Returning to the big silent rooms above, Whitney Barnes was utterly at
a loss how to occupy himself. The thundering stillness got on his
nerves and he found himself thinking of a dozen different things at
once. But as idea pursued idea the image of the shy and winsome Sadie
persisted in intervening.

So he dropped Travers Gladwin, or rather the two Travers Gladwins,
Helen, Phelan and all the others from his mind and gave himself up to
the beatific contemplation of the picture that was most soothing to
his spirits.

For a while he lolled back in one of the great chairs, shut his eyes
and revolved pleasant visions. Suddenly he thought of his father and
sprang to his feet.

"By Jove! I'll break the news to the pater," he cried. "There's a
telephone somewhere in this house, and I'll call him up at his club."

He fairly danced out into the hallway, switching on lights wherever he
could find a button to press. Presently he located the phone in a
secluded alcove and slumped down on a divan with the instrument in his

As a matter of fixed routine, it happened that this particular hour
found Joshua Barnes, mustard magnate, settled down to his cigar and
coffee, in which he found immense comfort after a hearty meal. To be
disturbed at this most luxurious moment of the day was, to a man of
his temperament, about as pleasant a sensation as being stung by a

He sent the club attendant back to the phone with a savage growl and
the message to his son to call him up in an hour or to come to the
club in person. The attendant crept back with the report that Barnes
junior insisted that there could be no delay--that he had a vastly
important matter to report on.

Old Grim Barnes flung down his cigar, gulped his coffee till he choked
and stamped off to the telephone booth.

"Well?" he bellowed.

--That you, pater--sorry to disturb you, but--

--Of course it's important and no damn nonsense about it, I----

--No, I haven't been arrested and am not in a police station.

--Then what the devil----

--No devil, nothing of the sort. On the contrary, quite the opposite!
I've called you up to report progress----

--You know better than that, dad. I've only had two drinks.

--I'd better take four more and sober up? Now, Father Barnes, will you
oblige me by cooling off for an instant? You recall that this
afternoon you gave me a year within which to find a wife. Well, I've
found one already.

--Now you know I'm intoxicated? Was my voice ever soberer--now

--You won't listen? But you must. This is all up to you. You
commanded. I obeyed. Say, dad, she's an angel. I'm madly in love with

--Who is she? Well, er, I really don't know--that is, her first name
is Sadie. I----

--Sadie what? Sadie Omaha--I mean she lives in Omaha.

--What is her last name and who are her people? To tell you the truth
I haven't found that out yet. I----

--I'm an ass?--a blankety, blank ass? Just wait till you see her! I
met her up at Travers Gladwin's, and----

--Travers is in Egypt! No, yes, of course he is, but----

The final outburst of paternal expletive fairly hurled Whitney Barnes
from the phone.

"There, by thunder! He's rung off in a rage."

"There's the ungrateful parent for you!" he muttered as he made his
way back to Gladwin's drawing room. "Here I've gone and broken my neck
to fall in love for him and that's all the thanks I get for it. Well,
I'll marry her in spite of him, if he doesn't leave me a dollar. I
could starve in a garret with her, and if I got too dreadfully hungry
I could eat her. Hi, ho! but, say, Mr. Whitney Barnes, you had better
switch off some of these lights. This house isn't supposed to be

He left just one heavily shaded bronze lamp abeam. Then he carefully
drew all the curtains across the windows and tiptoed about the room
with the air of a sinister conspirator. He stopped in front of the
great, mysterious-looking chest to one side of the entrance to the
hallway, lifted the heavy lid and looked in.

"Here's where we will put our dead," he said, with a lugubrious grin,
let down the lid softly and crossed abruptly to the roomiest and
coziest chair beside the curtained window. After another sweeping
glance about the room he stretched his arms and yawned.

"Reckon I better sleep off that jag the pater presented me over the
wire," he chuckled, and down he slid into the soft upholstery, raising
his long legs upon another chair and sighing with deep contentment.
His eyes roved about the room for a moment, when he smiled suddenly
and quoted:

             Why, let the stricken deer go weep;
               The hart ungalled play,
             For some must watch, while some must sleep:
               So runs the world away.

And upon the suggestion of the immortal bard he chose the sleeper's
end of it and passed away.



"Mix a tablespoonful of corn starch with a quarter of a cupful of
water. Stir this into a cupful of boiling water, and boil for two
minutes; then add the juice and rind of a lemon and a cupful of sugar,
and cook three minutes longer. Beat an egg very light, and pour the
boiling mixture over it. Return to the fire and cook a minute longer,
stirring all the while--a most tasty lemon sauce"----

"T' 'ell wit' these limon sauces!" exploded Michael Phelan, hurling
the book across the room and bounding from his chair. "Sure 'n I'll
niver be able to look a limon in the face agin. Limon, limon,
limon--these blame books are filled wit' 'em. 'Tis a limon I am mesilf
an' all fer a limon colored bill. But I'll not stand it a minute
longer, shut down into this tomb wit' nothin' but mice fer comp'ny.
Wurra! Wurra! Rose O'Neil, but your blue eyes an' your black hair an'
your divilish smiles have spelled me finish."

Phelan wrung his hands and took a turn around the room. Now and again
he stopped and shook his fist at the ceiling, and at last, beside
himself, he made a rush for the door that led to the stairway. Opening
a crack, he listened. Nothing but heavy silence beat down on him from
above and he shivered. He looked back into the kitchen and his eye
fell on the pile of cookbooks. With a muttered oath he flung himself
through the doorway and crept upstairs.

He had to feel his way through the narrow slit of a corridor above,
and it was with an immense sigh of relief that he opened the door and
stepped into the great drawing room he had left. In the dim light of
the one glowing lamp he made out Whitney Barnes deep in the embrace of
a great chair and sonorously asleep.

"So that's the way he's kapin' watch!" hissed Phelan through his
teeth, as he fairly pounced across the room. First he seized the young
man's feet and threw them from their resting place to the floor,
exclaiming as he did so:

"Here you--wake up!"

"Yes, dear," mumbled the young man in his sleep, "I could abide with
you always."

"Don't yez be afther dearin' me," snarled Phelan. "Wake up!"

Barnes opened his eyes and asked thickly:

"Wassa masser."

"What are yez doin' there?" cried Phelan.

"What am I doing here," rejoined Barnes, now wide-awake and getting on
his feet. "Why, I'm keeping watch at the window--on guard as it

"On guard, is it?" snorted Phelan. "On guard an' snorin' like a bazoo.
'Tis a fine night watchman ye'd make. But, say, hain't ye seen nothin'
o' Mr. Gladwin since?"

"Now, I told you, Officer," returned Barnes severely, "that I would
let you know just as soon as he returned. I have been keeping guard
here, and no one could enter the house without my knowing it. You will
kindly return to the kitchen and wait."

"An' you got no word from him?" asked Phelan, in manifest distress.

"No," with emphasis.

"Oh, my! oh, my!" complained Phelan bitterly. "Sure this is the worst
muddle I ever got mesilf into! The sergeant will find him in that
uniform, sure. It'll cost me me job, that's what it will! How late is
it now?"

Barnes consulted his watch.

"Five minutes past ten."

"Howly Moses! If I ever get out of this scrape I pity the mon that
offers me money fer the lind o' me uniform agin. I'll grab him by

A sharp ring at the doorbell cut him short and wrote another chapter
of tragedy in his countenance.

"Hello! there's some one at the door," spoke up Barnes. "You'd better
go and see who it is, Officer."

"Me!" gurgled Phelan. "Me! an' walk into the arms o' Sergeant
McGinnis. Let 'em stay out, whoever it is, or yez go yersilf."

"All right," said Barnes, "and in case it should be your friend
McGinnis you better go and hide in the kitchen, like a brave officer.
I'll let you know when it's time to come out."

Phelan did not budge as Barnes left the room, but stood muttering to
himself: "How the divvil did I iver let mesilf in fer this thing--I
dunno! That's what love does to yez--a plague on all women! If"----

"Helen, Helen, where are you?" cried a shrill feminine voice that
seemed to clutch the very heart of Michael Phelan with a grip of ice.

"Howly murther! What's that?" he breathed, backing away from the

"Help! Murder! Police!" was borne in on him in even more agonized
tones, and before he could move another step Mrs. Elvira Burton burst
into the room--flushed and wild-eyed--in the throes of one of her
famous fits of hysterics.

Phelan took a backward leap as she came toward him, and she yelled:

"Stop! stop! Where's my niece?"

With his eyes almost out on his cheeks Phelan managed to articulate:

"What, ma'am?"

"You know what I mean--don't deny it!" Mrs. Burton shrilled.

"I don't know what yez're talkin' about," protested Phelan, backing
toward the doorway that led to the kitchen.

The hysterical woman stopped, struggling for breath. When she could
speak again she said fiercely:

"Who are you?"

"I--I"---- Phelan began.

"Tell me who you are or I'll have you arrested--I'll call the

"Oh, for the love of hiven, don't call the police!" begged Phelan,
still backing toward the door.

"Then tell me what you are doing here."

"I'll answer no questions," cried Phelan. With a desperate backward
leap he gained the narrow doorway behind and vanished. He pulled the
door shut and clung to the knob, hearing the muffled demand hurled at

"Here! Come back here! Helen! Helen! I want my niece! Oh, Helen, come
to auntie!"

Then Barnes and the other pretty ward of the distraught Mrs. Burton
entered the room. The young man had stopped Sadie in the hallway to
ask a few questions and endeavored to soothe the frightened girl. He
had taken possession of her hand again and still held it as he led her
to the door of the drawing room.

They did not attempt to enter until after the precipitate disappearance
of Michael Phelan. As Mrs. Burton stood looking helplessly at the closed
door, her ample bosom heaving and her breath coming in short
hysterical gasps, Barnes was whispering to Sadie:

"Ah, Miss Sadie, I can't tell you how overjoyed I am at seeing you
again. And so that's your auntie--fancy that chap refusing to meet
her! Why"----

That was as far as he got. Auntie suddenly wheeled round and caught
sight of him.

"Ah! Gladwin!" she screamed and made a rush for him.

With all his characteristic aplomb and insouciance Whitney Barnes was
unable to face such a rush with any degree of calmness.

"No! no! a mistake!" he retorted and sought to sidestep.

Mrs. Burton was too quick for him and seized his arm in an iron grip.

"Where is Helen? What have you done with her?" she demanded in the
same wild tones.

"I-I-I d-d-don't know," stammered Barnes.

"You have hidden her somewhere and you must give her up," stormed the
woman. "You're a scoundrel--you're a kidnapper--you're a wretch."

She flung Barnes from her with all her strength and he slammed against
the wall. She was about to charge upon him again when Sadie rushed
between them.

"Oh, auntie," she cried. "This is not Mr. Gladwin."

"Of course he isn't," chimed in Barnes, trying to shake himself
together again. "He isn't Mr. Gladwin at all."

"Then who are you?" cried Mrs. Burton.

"Oh, he's some one else," Sadie assured her.

"Yes, you bet I am," continued Barnes, striving his best to appear his
usual jaunty self. "I'm some one else entirely different--I-I'm not
Gladwin in the least."

"What are you doing here?" shot out Mrs. Burton.

"Ah, that's it," he responded. "I'm on guard--keeping watch!"

"I knew it! I knew it!" and the shrill voice rose to a plangent pitch
again. "You have hidden her away. Helen! Helen!"

"Now, now, now--my dear lady," broke in Barnes, soothingly.

"I'm not your dear lady," she flashed on him.

"My dear auntie"--Mrs. Burton's hysteria was becoming contagious--"I
beg your pardon," he added hastily, "your niece, Miss Helen, is not
here. I've been watching for hours, and she's not here--no one is

"That shirt-sleeved man is here--and you're here!"

"But, auntie, he's a friend of Mr. Gladwin's," interposed Sadie.

"Ah, ha! I knew it!" screamed Mrs. Burton. "He's in the plot." And
again she plunged for him, crying, "You're his friend--you're helping
him to steal my niece. But you shan't--I'll prevent it--I'll search
the house. Come, Sadie!"

Barnes dodged skilfully and permitted Mrs. Burton to pass out into the
hallway. Sadie was about to follow when the young man stopped her.

"But I must go with auntie," Sadie objected.

"Never mind auntie now. I want to tell you about your cousin."

"Then you've seen her?"


"But you know where she is?"


"Then what can you tell me about her?"

"Everything! Sit down, please. Remember you asked me to help you and I
promised to do so."

Mrs. Burton had managed to switch on the lights in the big reception
room back of the hallway and was searching behind curtains, under
books, behind pictures and in innumerable other places, after the
manner of hysterical women.

"I said I would help you, you know," ran on Barnes.

"Yes," and Sadie looked up into his eyes confidently.

"Do you know why I promised?"

"No. Why did you?"

Barnes bent down toward her and said with all the ardor he could

"Because from the moment I saw you I became your slave. When I saw how
distressed you were about your cousin this evening my heart went out
to you--the instant you left I decided to act and I've been acting
ever since."

"Oh, how kind--what have you done?"

"I've watched."


"Yes, watched. You don't understand that, but it's a very serious
matter. If you only knew how serious this whole thing is you'd realize
how I am trying to help you, and the risk I am taking."

"Oh, how noble of you! How brave you are!" and if Mrs. Burton had
waited another moment before returning to the room she would have had
another case for hysterics on her hands entirely separate and
independent of Helen's elopement.

"I can't find her--I don't believe she's in the house," wailed Mrs.

Barnes regarded her dumbly for a moment and then said slowly and

"My dear lady, I assure you that she is not in the house. If you'll
only listen a moment"----

"I won't listen," Mrs. Burton snapped him up.

Sadie jumped to her feet and rallied to Barnes's defense:

"But, auntie, this gentleman has been doing everything he can to help
us--everything. He's been watching."

"Watching? Watching what?" demanded auntie, suspiciously.

"Ah, that's it! What? What haven't I been watching--for hours?" cried

"But what have you been watching for?" Mrs. Burton shrilled.

"For hours"----


"I mean for yours--and Miss Sadie's sake, and now if you'll wait here
and watch with me"----

"Now I see it all," stormed Mrs. Burton, shaking her hand at Barnes
wrathfully. "You want to keep us here. Helen and that scoundrel have
gone and you want to prevent our following them."

"No, auntie, he's trying to help us," sobbed Sadie.

"He's lying to you, child," said Mrs. Burton, shooting vindictive
glances at Barnes. "Don't you know he's a friend of that wretch
Gladwin? But they can't hoodwink me. I know what to do now! Helen is
not of age--I'll swear out a warrant--I'll have him arrested for
abduction, a State prison offense."

"No, no, no," implored Barnes, in real alarm, "you must not do that.
That will make the whole thing public, and that is just what Gladwin
is trying to avoid."

"Don't you suppose I know that," sneered Mrs. Burton. "He's probably a
bigamist. He may have a dozen wives living--the beast!"

"But won't you understand," insisted Barnes. "He's trying to save her,

"Now, what are you talking about?"

Mrs. Burton regarded him as if she had suddenly realized he was a
raving maniac. And by way of justifying her inspiration he stumbled on

"I don't know--you see, it's this way. Gladwin and I only found it out
this afternoon--quite by accident. And we decided to save her."

"That's enough--stop!" cried Mrs. Burton. "You're talking all this
nonsense to detain us. But I won't stay a minute longer. Come, Sadie,
we will go to the police station. I'll never rest until I have that
monster in jail."

And with another dagger glance at Barnes she swept her niece and
herself out of the room and out of the house to the waiting

Barnes gripped his forehead in both hands to steady his reeling

"Isn't that just like a woman," he complained. "After explaining
explicitly she's going to have him arrested. But, by Jove! I must find
Travers and warn him that the police are on his track."

Seizing his hat and stick he rushed out into the night, just in time
to see Mrs. Burton's--or rather Jabez Hogg's--big car glide away from
the curb and shoot down the avenue like a vast projectile.



About the time the Gladwin mansion was ringing with the shrill
staccato outbursts of Mrs. Elvira Burton, the owner of that luxurious
dwelling was leaning against the Central Park wall a few blocks away
engaged in earnest conversation with a small boy.

"You ought to be in bed," the young man was saying, severely, looking
down at the lad and noting how thinly he was clad and yet how little
he appeared to suffer from the sting of the chill night air.

"Bed nuttin'," responded the boy, curtly. "I'm lookin' fer me dog. Did
yez seen him go by--he's a t'oroughbred an' lost one ear battlin' with
a bull."

"Oh, so you're her brother, then," laughed Gladwin.

"Who's brudder?" asked the boy, suspiciously.

"May's," said Gladwin, "or I should say the brother of Miss May

"Hully gee!" ejaculated the boy. "Did dat kid skin out too after me
an' the old man tellin' her to stay in bed an' shut up her bellerin?"

"Yes," said Gladwin, "and the young lady, with my aid, found the
valuable animal you are searching for--a black dog with a white spot
over the right eye and no tail."

"Hully gee!" cried the boy, ecstatically. "She found him, eh? Well,
who'd a-t'ought it, an' me lookin' fer him tree hours. Where did she
find him, officer? His name's Mike--named after me old man's boss what
bites nails."

"We found him in the park in company with a disreputable friend," said

"A yaller mut?" asked the boy, with a contemptuous emphasis on the
_mut_. "Dat's the janitor's dog an' he's nottin' but a tramp. I wisht
he'd fall in de river an' get et by a catfish."

"I wouldn't wish him all that hard luck," laughed Gladwin, "for he had
a large bone he was sharing with Mike. I was watching them over the
park wall when May came along. I sent them all, and the bone, home in
a taxicab."

"In a which?" ejaculated the boy, while his eyes popped.

"In a taxi," said Gladwin, lightly.

"Aw, say," and the little chap's jaw fell, "now I know you're kiddin'.
Where'd May git the price of a taxi, an'"----

"Oh, I arranged all that," the uniformed mystery explained reassuringly,
"and if you'd like I'll call one for you. You look pretty tired. I guess
you've walked a good many miles on the trail of Mike."

The youngster tried to speak, but could not. The very thought of a
ride in a taxicab froze his brain. Gladwin took him by the hand and
led him to the curb.

"Now, would you prefer a yellow or a red one?" he asked. "There's all
kinds going by."

"Yaller," cried the boy. "I likes them best."

They had only a moment to wait, when one of the mystic yellow hue
cruised round a corner and came toward them. Gladwin hailed it and the
chauffeur stopped with a wondering look at the pair.

Gladwin had a bill ready in his hand and passed it up to the

"Take this boy over to No. 287 East Eightieth street," commanded
Gladwin, "and whatever you've got left out of the tenspot above what
the meter registers, split the change with the boy. And as for you
son, patting the urchin on the head, you keep your eye peeled on the

"Gee! Will I?" responded the boy, and as Gladwin opened the door he
hopped in and took up a perch where he could best observe the
fascinating operations of the register.

The chauffeur, a bullet-headed, cross-eyed individual, squinted at the
bill half a dozen times before he stowed it away in his pocket and set
the meter. Then he made a swift, fierce scrutiny of Travers Gladwin's
face, shook his head, swallowed a mouthful of oaths, threw in the
clutch and spurted diagonally for the cross street.

As he vanished, the uniformed similitude of Officer 666 consulted his
watch, made out that it was almost 10.30 and strode rapidly in the
direction of his home. He wore a smile that was fairly refulgent.

"Wouldn't have missed this night patrol for a hundred thousand," he
said inwardly--"and they say that the life of a patrolman is a
monotonous drudgery."

Arriving at the stoop of his home he reconnoitered the avenue in both
directions and then looked up at the black windows of the house. A
sudden lull had come upon the neighborhood and there seemed not a soul
stirring. He sped lightly up the stoop and let himself in. He was
surprised to find the lights burning brilliantly in the drawing-room
and no sign of Barnes. The heavy curtains, he saw, were carefully
arranged to prevent the merest ray of light from showing outside. He
took the further precaution, however, of turning off all but the
single globe in one lamp.

He speculated on the disappearance of Barnes until he heard a stealthy
step approaching through the corridor that led to the kitchen. Without
noise he glided to the window and concealed himself behind the

He had scarcely hidden himself when the hinged panel that answered for
a door opened slowly and the countenance of Michael Phelan protruded
itself into the room. The Phelan shoulders and embonpoint, still in
negligee, followed. Taking a cautious step forward he uttered behind
his hand:

"Pst! Pst! Hey, youse there!"

There was no answer, and Phelan worked his head round like a wary
weazel, muttering:

"Who was that woman, I wonder? She must have took that Slim Jim away
with her. Musha! Musha! If they should call the police. Bad cess to
that feller an' his five hundred dollar bill. Murther! Murther! I'm
done fer!"

Travers Gladwin had stepped out of the folds of the curtain.

"Hey, there!" he blurted. "What are youse up to?"

"Howly Saint Pathrick! I'm gone now, sure!" groaned Phelan, and
trembled where he stood.

"Come, come, Officer 666," laughed Gladwin, "I'm only your ghost."

Phelan exhaled a tremendous sigh of relief.

"The Lord be praised if it ain't yez!" he exclaimed, delightedly. "But
where did ye get that disguise?"

"At a hair store--Madam Flynn's on Avenue A--do you like it?" laughed
the young man. "I didn't want any of my friends or neighbors to
recognize me, you know."

"But fer the love o' heaven where have yez been all the time?" asked
Phelan, sinking into a chair and breathing hard.

"Patrolling my beat--I mean your beat," returned the young man, "and
keeping my eye out for my friend the burglar. Oh, I've had quite a
party. When I got hungry I sent to the Plaza for lunch and sat on the
park wall and ate it. And, by the way, I saw a friend of mine coming
along in an automobile and I arrested him for speeding."

"What!" Phelan exploded, jumping to his feet and turning white as his
boiled shirt.

"Yes, nabbed him for breaking the speed limit," Gladwin nodded,
leaning back against a table and lighting a cigarette.

"Fer, fer, fer breakin' the speed limit; fer, fer--yez made an

"Exactly! He was going so slow he deserved to be arrested, and what's
more, he was making love to a pretty girl without shame. I got in and
told him to drive me to the station."

Phelan threw up his hands with a groan.

"An' did yez take him to the station?"

"How could I?" chuckled Gladwin. "I didn't know where it was--that is,
your station--so I told him most any would do. We rode about a bit and
as he didn't seem anxious to be locked up, I compromised for fifty
dollars. It was really quite simple, Phelan, and if I'd only had more
time I might have got back that five hundred."


"You've lost me me job--that's what you've done!" moaned Phelan, while
his brain reeled with pictures of police headquarters, trial rooms and
ruthless commissioners. "Come, give me me uniform," he cried, with a
sudden accession of passion.

"What's that?" asked the young man, quickly, his grin vanishing.

"Me uniform!" rasped Phelan, with a rush toward the young man. "Give
me me uniform an' let me git out of here."

Gladwin dodged around the table, protesting:

"No, no--not yet. The burglar--that is, my friend--will be here any

"Your friend?" Phelan stopped, again a prey to bewilderment.

"Yes, yes--I explained all that before. The one I'm playing the joke
on. You don't suppose I'm going to take it off now, do you?"

"Yez can bet your life, yez are," roared Phelan, with another savage
rush round the table. "I've had enough of this, an' too much!"

"Now, just a minute," pleaded Gladwin. "I assure you everything is all
right, and I'm not going to leave the house again. If anything happens
so you need your uniform I'll be right here where you can get it. I'm
not going to leave the house. Tell me, where's Barnes?"

"Who?" said Phelan, more calmly, and pausing in his pursuit.

"My friend--the one I left here."

"I dunno--there was a ring at the bell here a while ago and in come a
wild woman and"----

"Great Scott! I hope my friend wasn't scared off! If that fellow was
to meet her here at 10.30--why, it's after that now!"

"Here! Phelan, quick--help me put these covers on the chairs and
things. Over there in the corner, back of the chest. He mustn't know
that anybody's been here. Hurry, man; hurry! we haven't a second to

Phelan submitted to the breathless commands as if he were hypnotized,
puffing and blowing like a porpoise as he struggled to slip the linen
covers over the chairs. Gladwin worked at top speed, too; and just as
he was covering the great chest he gave a start and held up his hand.

"Sh!" he whispered. "There's a motor stopping outside. You go down
into the kitchen and be ready to come up if you hear me whistle."

"But ye'll promise yez won't leave the house with them clothes,"
gasped Phelan.

"No, no--certainly not. Be quick now--I'll switch off this light and
step out on the balcony. Close that door tight after you and be sure
you switch out the lights in the back hall."

Gladwin only waited for the disappearance of Phelan and the soft
closing of the door when he plunged the room into darkness. He could
hear the click of a key in the front door lock as he groped his way to
the window curtains and pressed back into the semi-circular recess
that led out onto a window balcony. As he did so he unlatched the
heavily grilled balcony window, drew out his penknife and slit a
peephole in the curtain.



Standing as stiff and immovable as if he had been turned to stone,
Travers Gladwin peered with one eye through the narrow aperture he had
slashed in the heavy brocade portière. Still gazing into inky darkness
he could hear the cautious tread of two persons. His senses told him
that one of the visitors was a heavy, sure-footed man and that the
other was of lighter build and nervously wary. His deductions ceased
instantly as a flash of light crossed his vision.

For a moment the concealed watcher saw nothing save the incisive ray
of light that cut like a knife thrust through the darkness; then as he
followed the shaft of light to its source he made out the silhouette
of a man in evening dress--a white shirt front, square shoulders that
branched off into the nothingness of the cloaking shadows and a
handsome, sharp profile that lost itself in the gloom of a silk hat.

He also made out a cane from which the flashlight beamed. It was a new
device to the experience of Travers Gladwin, and he watched it with
the same fascination that a man is wont to manifest in the gleam of a
revolver muzzle that suddenly protrudes itself from the mysterious
depths of night.

The wielder of this smart burglar's implement did not move as he
gashed the darkness with the ray of light, and to Gladwin he seemed
inordinately calm. His companion was somewhere behind him, groping,
and did not come into the picture until suddenly he found the push
button in the wall and switched on the full glare of the electroliers
suspended from the ceiling.

Gladwin saw and recognized. He drew in a deep breath of surprise.

It was Watkins, the thieving butler he had discharged in London. His
attention did not linger on this familiar soft-shuffling tool of the
master thief, however, but snapped back to the big, good looking young
man with the branching shoulders and erect, confident carriage.

Used as he was to immaculate exteriors, Travers Gladwin had never seen
a better groomed man. He had never seen a man with a quicker eye and
more unconscious grace of movement.

It was no wonder that bitter envy gnawed his heart for a little while
as there rose again before him the picture of that bewilderingly
pretty girl and her passionate insistence that she would elope with
"Travers Gladwin" in spite of any and all obstacles.

That underneath all these splendid sheathings the man had the mean
spirit of a deceiver and a robber never entered the young man's head.

But presently things began to happen with such avalanching rapidity of
action that there was not even a second to spare for speculation upon
the vast gap between their social positions.

The lights had hardly been switched on before the big fellow put the
sharp query to his companion:

"Watkins, is this room just as you left it when you went away with Mr.

"I don't know, sir," replied Watkins, with characteristic deference of
tone. "Bateato, the Jap, closed the house."

"H'm," said the other, laying his cane and hat on a table and drawing
from the pocket of his light overcoat a blue print diagram of the
house. Casting his eyes about the room, he unfolded the diagram and
pointed to it, nodding his head behind him for Watkins to come and

"We're in this room now," he said, easily.

"Yes, sir."

"Out that way is the corridor to the kitchen."

He pointed to the panel-like door which a few minutes before had
swallowed the very much undressed Officer 666.

"Yes, sir."

"And there's no other way out save through the front door or by way of
this balcony behind those curtains?"

"No, sir."

"And," still running his finger over the diagram, "on the floor above
are Gladwin's apartments."

"Yes, sir, at the head of the stairs--first door to the left."

"H'm, very good," slipping the diagram back into his pocket and
lifting his eyes to the great portrait of the ancestral Gladwin.

"Ah!" he exclaimed suddenly and with palpable relish, "that's a
Stuart! Is that the great-grandfather, Watkins?"

"Yes, sir," responded Watkins, without any of his companion's

"H'm," with the same grim emphasis, and off came the overcoat to be
carelessly tossed across his hat and stick. His eye fell upon the
great antique chest by the wall.

He lifted the lid to inspect its void interior. Glancing up above it,
he motioned to Watkins and said:

"Here, help me get this out of the way."

Watkins glided to one end of the chest and together they hauled it
clear of the wall. This done, he addressed Watkins as if he were but a
creature to command:

"I can manage alone in here, but I want to be ready to leave by the
time Miss Burton arrives. You go outside and wait in the car--and keep
a sharp lookout."

Watkins bowed himself out with his stereotyped, "Yes, sir," and the
door clicked gently after him.

The now lone invader returned to his interested survey of the
paintings that covered the walls, turning easily on his heel until his
line of vision embraced "The Blue Boy."

From his difficult peephole Travers Gladwin could see the sharp, stern
features wrinkle with smiles before the intruder laughed lightly and
breathed with seeming great enjoyment:

"Ha! The Blue Boy."

The smile went out as swiftly as it had come and was replaced by an
utterly different expression as he swung about and visualized the
Rembrandt on the wall above where the great empty chest had stood.

There was reverence and quick admiration in every feature as he bowed
and exclaimed with a long sigh:

"Rembrandt! Rembrandt! God!--to paint like that!"

The emotions of this remarkable young man came and went with the
quickness of his eye.

While still in the act of outpouring his admiration he whipped from
the tail of his dress coat a flat fold of a dozen or more sheets of
wrapping paper, shook them out and laid them on the lid of the chest.

With another swift gesture he produced a knife, sprang the thin
gleaming blade and walked up to the Rembrandt.

He raised the knife to the canvas with the ease of a practiced hand,
when he heard a movement behind him, and turned his head.

Travers Gladwin had stepped from the sheltering screen of portières
and stopped abruptly.

Whatever shock this sudden apparition of a uniformed policeman was to
the man caught in the act of cutting a priceless canvas from its frame
he managed to conceal by taking tight grip of every muscle in his

His eyes revealed nothing. There was no rush of color to or from his
face. His first change of expression was to smile.

Dropping the arm that poised the knife, he let himself down easily
from tiptoe and turned squarely to Gladwin.

"Good evening, Officer," he said without a tremor, showing his teeth
in as engaging a smile as Travers Gladwin had ever looked upon.

"Evenin'!" said Gladwin, shortly, with an admirable affectation of
Phelan's brogue.

"Do you find something on the balcony that interests you?" said the
other slowly, still holding his smile and his amazingly confident

"You climbed up there to enjoy the moonlight, perhaps?" he added, even
more softly, gaining reassurance from the wooden expression that
Gladwin had forced upon his features.

"No, not the moonlight," responded the uniformed similitude of Officer
666, "the other light. I seen 'em go on. This house has been closed
for months."

"Oh, yes, to be sure," the other shrugged. "You're most alert,
Officer--right on the job, as they say. I congratulate you."

"I've been watching this house ever since Mr. Gladwin went away," said
Gladwin slowly, unable to make up his mind whether to call Phelan or
to continue the intensely interesting dialogue.

His visitor decided the situation for him by coolly lighting a cigar,
taking a few deliberate puffs and turning it over in his fingers to
inspect it as if it were the only object worth attention in the room.

Gladwin read this elaborate by-play for what it was worth--an effort
to decide just how best to play his part--and was pleasantly thrilled
with the realization that he himself was so well disguised in the
uniform of Officer 666.

So he clung to his own rôle and forgot Michael Phelan.

"H'm," said the invader, reflectively. "That's very good of you,
Officer. Let me offer you this as a slight token of my appreciation."

His left hand slid into his trousers pocket and brought up a roll of
bills. His nonchalance was a perfect mask as he stripped off one of
the bills and held it out carelessly to Gladwin.

On his part, Gladwin's expression was superbly blank as he reached for
the bill, pocketed it and said with his purring brogue:

"Thank ye, sorr! And might I ask who ye are?"

"H'm, that's good," chuckled the other, now thoroughly master of
himself and utterly confident.

"Now, who do you suppose, Officer, would come to the front door--unlock
it--walk in and turn up the lights?--a thief?"

"They do sometimes," said Gladwin, cocking his head to one side with
an air of owlish wisdom.

The other raised his eyebrows to express surprise.

"Do they really?" he drawled. "You amaze me, Officer. I've always
supposed they broke in somehow and used dark lanterns."

"Not always," said Gladwin, obstinately.

The big man shrugged his shoulders contemptuously, puffed his cigar
for a moment and said indulgently:

"Well, I'm sorry, Officer, to deprive you of the pleasure you would
evidently derive in catching a thief and making an arrest. Now," with
a light laugh, "who might you imagine I was?"

"Well, if I wasn't sure Mr. Gladwin was across the Atlantic I'd
imagine that yez were Mr. Gladwin himself."

This was said with such laborious canniness that the thief made haste
to discover just how the land lay.

"Oh, so you're sure Mr. Gladwin is abroad, eh?"

"Well, I see be the papers."

A real hearty laugh escaped this time, and he added brightly:

"Well, Mr. Policeman, I'll tell you something to help you make a good
shrewd guess--_Mr. Gladwin is not abroad_!"

"Then yez are Mr. Gladwin, sorr!" cried the young man eagerly, as if
delighted at the discovery.

The other leaned back against the table, crossed one foot over the
other and said musingly:

"You found me out, Officer--I must admit it. Permit me to thank you
again for looking out for my house, and if you don't mind I'll double
this little reward."

Again the roll of bills came out and another $20 gold certificate was
gathered in by Officer 666, who grinned as he took it.

"Thank ye, sorr!"

The gesture with which this second benefaction was bestowed was a
gesture of dismissal and the bestower set off on an easy saunter about
the room, humming a tune.

Officer 666 did not move, and after a moment the other casually

"You don't seem to be in any hurry to get back to your post,

"No, sorr--I ain't in no hurry."

"Have a cigar, then," and one was offered with the same assumption of
good-natured indifference that had accompanied the tender of the
bribes. Gladwin accepted the cigar, took off his cap, dropped it in
and returned the cap to his head.

The thief was puzzled for a moment, until it occurred to him that it
would suit his purpose best to have this thick-skulled copper in his
company rather than have him go outside and discuss the matter with a
more shrewd superior. Therefore he said quickly:

"Oh, officer, could you be spared off your rounds for, say, an hour?"

"Why, yes, sorr; I think so."

"Well, I want you to do me a favor. I'll pay you well for it."

"What is it?"

"You look to me like a chap who could keep a secret?"

"That's part o' me trade."

"Good! Well, then, I'm expecting a call from a lady."

"Oh, I see, sorr," and Gladwin forced another fatuous grin.

"No, you don't see," said the other, impressively. "This lady is my

"Well, that's your business, sorr."

Gladwin was beginning to enjoy the battle hugely.

"You don't understand," explained the thief. "I'm about to be

"Oh, yez are about to be married!" with a slight wince.

"Yes, I'm going to be married to-night--secretly."

"Is that so? Well, I can't help yez about that, can I?"

"Oh, yes, you can, because I want it kept quiet on the lady's

"Well, I'll help you keep it quiet _on the lady's account_!" with an
emphasis that got away from him, but was misinterpreted.

"Good!" and out came the roll of bills again and another yellow boy
was slipped into the greedy palm of Officer 666.

"Thank you, sorr. But what can I do, sorr?"

"I'll show you later on. In the mean time help me take the covers off
this furniture and make the place look habitable. Hurry now, for I
haven't much time. That's the idea--brisk. Switch on the hall
lights--you can find the button. Then go upstairs and straighten my

Gladwin stopped in his activities as if he had run against a wall.

"Your room, sorr?"

"Yes, at the head of the stairs, first door to the left. Then come
back here and help me pack."



Just as it had not occurred to Travers Gladwin to ask Michael Phelan
to define the limits of his beat along Fifth avenue so it happened
that Whitney Barnes went forth in search of his friend without even
the vaguest notion of where he might be found.

It is doubtful if young Mr. Barnes knew what a policeman's beat was.
Certainly he did not conceive of it as a restricted territory.

He had gone about six blocks at his best stride, eagerly scanning both
sides of the avenue before the thought came into his mind that he
might be going in the wrong direction and that he might keep on
indefinitely to the Staten Island ferry and obtain never a glimpse of
the borrowed uniform of Officer 666.

"But I must warn the chap," he thought fiercely, "or there will be the
very deuce and all to pay."

Whitney slowed down, came to a full stop and was meditatively chewing
the head of his cane when an automobile halted at the curb. A head
thrust itself out of a window of the limousine and a musical voice

"Why, Mr. Barnes, what are you doing here?"

Whitney Barnes guiltily jumped and barely missed swallowing his cane.

Volplaning to earth, he looked for the source of this dismaying
interruption. He recognized with a start one of the past season's
débutantes whose mamma had spread a maze of traps and labyrinths for
him--Miss Sybil Hawker-Sponge of New York, Newport, Tuxedo and Lenox.

Before he could even stutter a reply a motor footman had leaped down
from the box and opened the door of the limousine. Miss Hawker-Sponge
fluttered out, contrived her most winning smile and repeated:

"Why, Mr. Barnes, what are you doing here?"

Her big doll eyes rolled a double circuit of coquetry and slanted off
with a suggestive glance at the massive doorway of the Hawker-Sponge
mansion, one of the most aristocratically mortgaged dwellings in

"It is rather late for a call," she gushed suddenly, "but I know

"Impossible!" cried Barnes. "That is--I beg your pardon--I should be
charmed, but the fact is I was looking for a friend--I mean a
policeman. Er--you haven't seen a good looking policeman going by,
have you, Miss Sybil?"

All the coquetry in Miss Hawker-Sponge's eyes went into stony

"You are looking for a policeman friend, Mr. Barnes?" she said icily,
gathering up her skirts and beginning to back away. "I hope you find

She gave him her back with the abruptness of a slap in the face.

In another moment he was again a lone wayfarer in the bleak night
wilderness of out-of-doors Fifth avenue.

Indubitably he had committed a hideous breach of good manners and
could never expect forgiveness from Miss Hawker-Sponge. She had really
invited him into her home and he had preferred to hunt for a
"policeman friend." Yet the tragedy of it was so grotesquely funny
that Whitney Barnes laughed, and in laughing dismissed Miss
Hawker-Sponge from his mind.

He must find Travers Gladwin, and off he went at another burst of

He covered about three blocks without pause.

A second and far more sensational interruption came from a side
street, and again of the feminine gender.

It was a tall, weird looking figure wound in a black shawl and it
bumped squarely into Whitney Barnes and brought him up sharply,
spinning on one foot.

Before he stopped spinning he felt himself seized by the arm.

Without warning a bundle was thrust into his arms and he had to clutch
it. In another instant the weird figure had fled up the avenue, turned
a corner and vanished.

Instantly the bundle that Whitney Barnes held awkwardly and painfully,
as if it were a firebrand, emitted an anguished wail.

If that wasn't a pretty pickle for Whitney Barnes! His cane had
clattered to the pavement and he did not dare stoop to pick it up. The
anguish from the bundle he held increased terrifically in volume. He
could feel beads of perspiration running down his face.

What in desperation was he going to do with that awful bundle? He knew
intuitively that the tall, shawled figure would never return.

"My God!" he cried, "I'll be arrested as the father of it, and what
will Sadie say to that?"

It was no wonder that the son and heir of Old Grim Barnes sweated. It
wasn't perspiration. One doesn't perspire in such awful straits--one
sweats, like a navvy.

It seemed ages before he could form the impulse to move in any
direction for any definite purpose. He was on the point of making up
his mind to lay the bundle on the doorstep when he sensed a heavy step
from behind and was paralyzed by the gruff ejaculation:

"Well, I'll be damned!"

Barnes twisted his head and beheld a big, deep-chested policeman--a
haughty domineering policeman--who showed in every inch of him that
the gods had anointed him above the mere ranks of mortal patrolmen.

"Take it! take it!" cried Barnes, extending the bundle toward the
uniformed presence. "It's not mine," he almost shrieked. "A woman gave
it to me--and I have a very important engagement and must hurry."

Sergeant McGinnis--for 'twas none other--drew back and waved the
bundle from him.

"Just a minute, my young friend," he spoke through one side of his
large mouth. "You'll hold that infant till its mother comes or you'll
go with me to the police station and tell your story to the captain."

"But I can't wait," wailed Barnes. "I've got to find a policeman."

"A policeman, eh? Well, here's one for you, and a sergeant at that."

"I mean a friend. It's horribly important. I'll give you anything you
ask if you'll only take this howling bundle."

"None o' that, young feller," McGinnis snapped him up. "You'll give me
nothing and you'll come sharp and straight to the station. Now I know
there's something back o' this."

"But I haven't time," Barnes objected. "It's most horribly important
that I should find"----

"Chop it! Chop it! You'll come with me, and you'll lug that infant. If
you won't come quiet I'll slip the nippers on you."

Barnes realized the hopelessness of the situation and looked about him

"Stop that taxicab, officer," he urged, as he saw one of the vehicles
approaching. "I can't walk like this. I'll pay the fare--I'll pay

McGinnis consented to this arrangement. The taxicab stopped. A few
minutes later it bore the sergeant, his prisoner and the still howling
infant to the threshold of the East Eighty-eighth street police

McGinnis consented to carry the infant as they got out and once inside
the station lost no time in turning it over to the matron.

"Hello, McGinnis," said Lieut. Einstein from the desk; "what's all

McGinnis explained in a few crisp sentences.

"Is the captain in, Lieutenant?" he asked. "This young fellow is after
trying to bribe me."

Barnes protested that such a thought had never entered his head.

"I simply told him," he declared hotly, "that I had an important

"Looking for a policeman, he says."

"For a friend. I may have said policeman--I may have said anything in
such a beastly situation. I am sure that when the captain hears me he
will understand immediately."

"That may be true, sir," said the lieutenant politely, "but the
captain is out at present and won't be back till after midnight. If
you want to, you can sit in the back room and wait for him."

Further protestations were unavailing. With a sigh of despair Barnes
permitted himself to be led to the back room, where he dropped down on
a chair and looked savagely about him.

The room was empty and there was nothing to gaze at save four blank
walls and a black cat sitting in a corner idly washing its paws. Now
and then a door opened, a face peered in and the door shut again.
Somewhere a clock ticked dolefully.

An hour passed while the young man sought in vain to enchain his
incoherent thoughts. He could think of nothing vividly. He could
recall nothing at all.

Whenever the wail of that infant the matron was caring for reached him
he writhed and ground his teeth.

In this sad plight he remained until a door near him opened and a man
in plain clothes came stealthily in. He walked straight to Barnes,
bent down and whispered:

"If you've got a hundred-dollar bill about you drop it onto the floor
and walk out. The lieutenant won't see you."

The individual turned on his heel and went out the way he had come.
He did not shut the door tightly behind him. Barnes felt that an eye
was watching through the slit, so he lost no time in jumping to
his feet, getting his money out of his wallet and dropping two
one-hundred-dollar bills on the floor.

This done, he jammed the wallet back in his pocket, picked up his cane
and gloves and opened the door through which he had entered the room.
He started warily forward with his eyes straight ahead. He could feel
that the lieutenant who sat behind the high-railed-off desk was the
only person in the room and he could hear the scratch of his busy

Gaining the street entrance, he drew an immense sigh of relief, opened
it eagerly and fairly leaped outside to the steps. As the door shut
behind him he thought he heard a sudden explosive laugh, but it meant
nothing to him as he hurried along blindly, increasing his pace at
every stride.

At the corner of Third avenue he stopped and consulted his watch. It
was midnight!



Travers Gladwin scaled the great staircase three steps at a time.
Stumbling against a divan he threw himself across it and lay for a few
moments stretched on his back with every muscle relaxed. He felt as if
he had been buffeted by mighty tempests and overwhelmed by cataclysms.
His head throbbed with fever and he felt a sickening emptiness

How was he going to avert the catastrophe of an elopement and at the
same time save himself and that charming young girl from a shrieking
scandal? There didn't seem any coherent solution. If Whitney Barnes
had only remained with him--at least to lend him moral courage!

Where had the confounded ass gone? Why didn't he return? A fine friend
in need was he!

There was no time to unravel his perplexities and lay any definite
plan. He must act, taking his cue as it was presented to him by the
racing events of the moment.

He got up from the divan and rushed downstairs. He cleared the last
landing, with a momentum that slid him across the polished floor of
the hallway after the manner of small boys who slide on ice. He fairly
coasted into the room, but his precipitate intrusion did not in the
least disturb his visitor.

During Gladwin's brief absence that supernaturally composed individual
had cut the Rembrandt from the frame and laid it on one of the sheets
of wrapping paper he had spread out on the chest. He had also cut out
a Manet, a Corot and a Vegas--all small canvases--and hung them over
the back of a chair.

As the owner of these masterpieces skidded into the room the thief was
taking down a Meissonier, frame and all, fondling it tenderly and
feasting his eyes on the superb wealth of detail and the rich crimson
and scarlet pigments in the tiny oblong within the heavy gilt

"Ah, Officer, you are back," he said easily, as Gladwin staggered
against a table and gripped it for support. The methodical despoiler
did not so much as turn his head as he placed the Meissonier on the
chest and deftly cut out the canvas. His back was still squared to the
flabbergasted young man as he continued:

"Come, get busy, Officer, if you are going to help me. Take down that
picture over there on the right."

He pointed, and went on wrapping up the immensely valuable plunder.

Gladwin got up on a chair and reached for one of the least noteworthy
of his collection.

"No, no--not that one," said the thief, sharply,--"the one above," an
old Dutch painting that had cost a round $10,000.

The young man took it down gingerly, biting his lips and cursing

"That's it," he was rewarded, "bring it here."

Gladwin managed to cross the room with an appearance of stolid
indifference and as he handed the picture to the "collector" he said

"I take it these pictures is worth a lot of money, sorr."

"You're right, I take it," said the other with a laugh, beginning at
once to slash out the canvas.

"Yes, sorr, I mean, _you take it_!" said Gladwin viciously. The
wrathful emphasis missed its mark. The "collector" was humming to
himself and working with masterful deftness.

"Now that woman's head to the left," he commanded as soon as he had
disposed of the Dutch masterpiece. "And be quick about it. You move as
if you were in a trance."

Gladwin saw that he was to take down his only Rubens, wherefore he
deliberately reached for another painting, "The Blue Boy."

"No, not that thing!" exclaimed the "collector."

"Why, what's the matter with this one, sorr," snapped back Gladwin.

"It's a fake," said the other, contemptuously. "I paid two old frauds
five hundred pounds for that thing in London a couple of years
ago--it's absolutely worthless from the standpoint of art."

Gladwin looked at him in open-mouthed amazement and slid from the
chair to the floor.

How had this astounding person come by the secret of "The Blue Boy?"

There was a positive awe in Gladwin's gaze as he sized up the big
man--again from his shining patent leather shoes to his piercing eyes
and broad, intellectual forehead. He fairly jumped when the command
was repeated to take down the Rubens and hand it to him. As he handed
it over he stammered:

"I don't think much of this one, sorr."

"You don't?" said the other, in pitying disgust. "Well, it's a
Rubens--worth $40,000 if it's worth a cent."

"Yez don't tell me," Gladwin managed to articulate.

Indicating the full length portrait of the ancestral Gladwin, he
added, "Who is that old fellow over there, sorr?"

"Kindly don't refer to the subject of that portrait as fellow," the
other caught him up. "That is my great-grandfather, painted by Gilbert
Charles Stuart more than a century ago."

"You monumental liar," was on Gladwin's lips. He managed to stifle the
outburst and ask:

"Are yez goin' to take all these pictures away with yez to-night?"

"Oh, no, not all of them," was the careless reply. "Only the best

"How unspeakably kind of him!" thought the unregarded victim.

"If yez wanted the others," he said with fine sarcasm, "I could pack
'em up afther ye're gone an' sind thim to yez."

"That might be a good idea, Officer--I'll think it over," the pilferer
thanked him.

Then he went on with his task of taking the back out of the mounting
of the Rubens, showing that he did not trust his knife with such an
ancient and priceless canvas.

Gladwin was thinking up another ironic opening when the door bell
rang. He jumped and cried:

"If that's the lady, sorr, I'll go and let her in."

"No, you wait here," the other objected. "She might be frightened at
the sight of a policeman--you stay here. I'll let her in myself," and
he strode swiftly out into the hallway.



Travers Gladwin watched the big handsome mis-presentiment of himself
disappear into the hallway with every nerve at full strain.

As he heard the door open, then a delighted feminine cry and the
unmistakable subtle sound of an embrace, he ground his finger nails
into his palms and bit his lips. Every fibre of him burned with
jealous hatred of this impostor.

If there had been only more of the brute left in the Gladwin strain
undoubtedly there would have been a sensational clash between the two
men for the benefit of the beautiful young girl who, Gladwin strove to
acknowledge, was the helpless pawn of circumstances. But the
refinements of blood rob the physical man of his savage resources and
impose a serious hamper upon his primordial impulses.

Helen came into the room with the thief's arm about her waist while
Gladwin stood dumbly at attention, his features hardened and

At sight of his uniform and failing to recognize him in his disguise
the girl turned pale and uttered a frightened exclamation.

"Don't be alarmed, dear," the man at her side reassured her, smiling
down upon her, "this is only officer--" He looked up with a laughing
expression of inquiry.

"Murphy, sorr," responded Gladwin, through tightly compressed lips.

"Yes," the pretender nodded quickly. "Murphy, Officer Murphy, my
dear--looks after my house when I'm away. He is one of the city's best
little watchmen and he is going to see that everything is made safe
and secure after we have gone."

Helen breathed an exclamation of relief, but the fright in her eyes
lingered as the unconscious feeling struck in that the attitude of the
policeman seemed more than a trifle strained.

She carried a little grip in one hand, which the bogus Gladwin took
from her and handed to the real Gladwin, nodding significantly for him
to leave the room. Turning to Helen, he said:

"But why did you bring the bag, dear? My man told me he found your
trunk at the Grand Central Station."

"Yes," Helen answered, "but auntie insisted that I go to the opera, so
I had to pack my travelling dress. I slipped out of the opera during
the entre act, and went home to change my gown. I was so frightened
and in such a dreadful state of nerves that I couldn't."

A shudder ran through her and she seemed on the point of breaking down
when the man with whom she had chosen to elope drew her to him and
said with what had every expression of genuine tenderness:

"There, there, dear! Calm yourself. Why, you're trembling like a leaf.
There is nothing to be frightened about now."

She yielded to his embrace and he bent down his head to kiss her on
the lips.

Whatever he projected in the nature of an enduring osculation was
spoiled as Gladwin dropped the bag to the floor with a crash.

The man looked up angrily and the girl gave a frightened cry.

"What's the matter with you, officer?" the thief shot at him.

"Excuse me, sorr," said Gladwin, with mock humility, turning away his
head to hide his emotions.

As the girl shrank from his arms the thief switched his attention from
Officer 666 and led her to a chair, resuming his gentle tones. He
pressed her to sit down, saying:

"I am just packing up some pictures. I shan't keep you waiting long.
Now, that's good; you're getting calmer. You're all right now, aren't

"Ye-es, Travers dear," she responded with an effort, looking into his
face. "I shan't break down," she went on, with a nervous laugh. "I'm
stronger than I look. I've made my mind up to it. The trouble is that
my heart won't behave. It's beating terribly--just feel it."

He was about to place his hand on her heart when Gladwin was seized
with a paroxysm of coughing. The thief straightened up and turned
scowlingly upon the young man.

"Say, what's the matter with you, McCarthy?"

"Murphy, sorr," Gladwin retorted. "Me throat tickled me."

"Well," returned the other sharply, "if you would move around as I
told you, your throat wouldn't tickle you. Get something to pack these
paintings in. There isn't anything in this room--go upstairs and get a

"I don't know where there is none, sorr," Gladwin objected.

"Well, look around for one--a small empty trunk, and be quick about
it." He spoke with crackling emphasis.

Stung to the quick by the overbearing insolence of this command, it
required a prodigious effort for the young man to control his voice.
He said with difficulty:

"I was thinking, sorr--suppose--the--trunk--is--full?"

The thief squared his broad shoulders and walked threateningly toward
Gladwin. He stopped directly in front of the young man and said
through his teeth, slowly and deliberately and without raising his

"If the trunks are full--now listen carefully, because I want you to
understand this--if the trunks are full, then empty one. Do you get my
meaning? Take the fullness out of it, and after you have done that and
there is nothing more left in it, then bring it down here. Now do you
think you get my idea clearly?"

"Yes, sorr," said Gladwin, dully, feeling that there was no way out of
the situation for the moment save to obey. Strive as he might he could
not wholly shake off the influence of this splendid big animal's
dominating will power.

And if it affected him that way he didn't wonder at the spell the man
had cast upon the impressionable and sentimental Helen.

He left the room with a sudden spurt and swiftly mounted the stairs,
the chief object of his haste being to prevent an extended interview
in his absence and a resumption of tender dialogue.

He had scarcely gone when the spurious Gladwin turned again to the
girl with his most engaging smile and softest tones:

"You see, dear," with a sweeping gesture that included his work of
spoilation, "I am taking your advice--packing only the most valuable

"I am afraid, Travers," said Helen, rising from her chair and coming
toward him with all her impulsive love and confidence restored, "that
I am giving you a lot of trouble."

"Trouble!" he cried, with the gushing effusiveness of a matinée idol.
"You're bringing a great joy into my life."

He took her hand and caressed it, adding with the true lover's frown
of perplexity, "But are you going to be happy, dear? That's what you
must think of now--before it is too late."

It was a magnificent bluff and carried with deadly aim. The girl
stopped him passionately:

"We must not stop to talk about that now--there isn't time. We must
hurry, dear, and get away before auntie finds out and comes after

"Do you think she'll come here?" he asked slowly, while his forehead

"I am afraid Sadie will tell her!"

"Sadie--your cousin? H'm."

He made no effort to conceal that he was thinking rapidly.

"Perhaps you'd rather postpone it after all, Travers?" she said
quickly, while the color rushed to her cheeks and her lips trembled.
"If you only thought it best I'd like to tell auntie what I'm going to

"No"; he retorted. "We can't do that--we've gone over all this before.
It must be this way, or not at all. Which is it to be?"

"I've given you my word, you know," she said under her breath.

"That's my brave little girl!" he cried with a burst of feeling,
reaching out his arm to embrace her.

Crash! Bang! Biff! Slam! Bam!

There burst into the room Officer 666, entangled in the lid and straps
of an empty trunk. It was a steamer trunk and not very heavy, but
Travers Gladwin was far from adept in baggage smashing.

He had wasted so much time in hunting for the trunk that he had sought
to make up for the delay by executing what resembled an aëroplane

At the final twist of the staircase the trunk had mastered him and
charged with him into the room. As he lay sprawled on the floor with a
foolish grin on his face, the discomfited lover turned on him with a
voice of fury.

"Officer, what the deuce is the matter with you?"

The intense savagery of his tone made the girl shrink away from him
and turn pale. He managed to cover his break so quickly with a forced
laugh and an effort to assist Gladwin to his feet that her fear was
only momentary.

In the last stage of his downward flight Gladwin glimpsed that he had
dropped in barely in time to spoil another touching scene. With a grin
of sheer delight, he asked:

"Where'll I put the trunk, sorr?"

"Put it there."

The self-styled Gladwin pointed to the right of the chest and set to
work to gather up his few hundred thousand dollars' worth of pelf. He
was about to place the flat packages in the trunk when he turned to
Helen and asked:

"Do you see any others that you'd like me to take, dear?"

"Oh, you know best," she replied. "Only I should think that you would
take some of the miniatures."

"The miniatures?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Yes," said the girl. "They are the loveliest I've ever seen and
they'll hardly take up any room at all. If we are going to be away
such a long time I think it would be safer to take them."

It was palpable to Travers Gladwin that the big chap had received a
psychic jolt, for his hand trembled a little as he laid down the
canvases on the top of the chest and addressed the girl:

"I didn't know you'd seen the miniatures."

"Oh, yes, when I was here this afternoon."

He took this between the eyes without flinching. His voice was
marvellously steady as he said:

"I didn't know you were here this afternoon."

"You didn't?" she asked in a puzzled tone. "How funny! You'd just gone
out when I called, but two of your friends were here and one of them
showed me the miniatures, and china, and plate and lots of things.
Why, I left a message for you about the opera--didn't they tell you?"

The girl stood with her back to Gladwin and the man she addressed
slowly turned his head and glanced over her head with a keen, flashing
look of inquiry. Gladwin lifted his chin a little and met the look
without change of expression.

"Didn't they tell you, Travers?" the girl repeated.

"Yes, yes; they told me," he said hastily, still maintaining his fixed
gaze upon Gladwin. There was barely an instant's pause before he

"Officer, kindly go up to my room and see if you can find a bag and
pack enough things to last a week or two."

"Yes, sorr." Gladwin flung out of the room.

He started noisily up the stairs until he saw that the thief had
turned his back to him, whereat he vaulted the banister and dropped
lightly upon a divan in a recessed niche that could not be seen from
the room he left.

The moment Gladwin vanished the thief turned to Helen and asked

"What time did you see my friends here?"

"A little after five," replied the girl, recoiling slightly with a
look of dismay, for there was a new raw edge to the sharpness of his

"Did you tell them about the elopement?" he said less harshly, but
with a scarcely veiled eagerness.

"Why, they knew all about it," Helen hastened to reply, searching his
face apprehensively.

"Knew about it?" he mused, fairly grinding his brows together under
the pressure of his agitated thoughts.

"What did you tell them?" he queried steadily, measuring her fresh,
young beauty and vowing to himself that whatever struggle impended he
was going through with it to the limit of his resources.

"That we were to meet here," she answered with increasing fear.

"That we were to meet _here_?" he repeated.

"Yes, at half-past ten--oh, was it something I shouldn't have told
them?" she cried, coming toward him.

Once more Officer 666 snapped the tension. He had wriggled around the
staircase and found the suitcase Bateato had packed and left for him.
Hating to play the rôle of an eavesdropper any longer than necessary
he made a flying start and burst into the room.



"What the"----

The spurious aristocrat and art collector suppressed his torrid
exclamation. The impulse moved him to seize the uniformed butter-in
and pitch him through the nearest window. He was big and powerful
enough to do it, too.

In the furious glance he got, Travers Gladwin read a warning that in
an earlier stage of his career would have made him feel mighty
uncomfortable. Now he liked the smell of danger and met the message of
wrath without a flicker.

"What's that you've got there?" the thief, having mastered himself,
asked, pointing to the grip.

"'Tis the bag you asked for, sorr," drawled Gladwin.

"I told you to pack it," said the other, sharply.

"All packed, sorr. Hunting clothes, shirts, ties, socks"----

He looked up with a boyish grin and the big chap was stumped for a
moment. The thief said slowly:

"Now take it up to my room and unpack it." It was his turn to grin.

"What, sorr?" asked the dismayed Gladwin.

"I shan't want these things after all," came the velvety rejoinder.
"Unpack it carefully and bring it back here. And kindly be more
careful of the stairs when you come down--one step at a time,
_please_! Now, what are you waiting for?"

Gladwin withdrew reluctantly, stealing a glance at Helen as he sidled
through the curtained doorway. Her eyes never left the face of the man
she thought she loved, but whose character was being swiftly revealed
to her in a new light.

That resourceful individual waited only for the blue uniform to pass
through the portières, when he sprang forward and reached out on both
sides for the heavy mahogany folding doors. He brought them together
swiftly and softly, then ripped down the portières from the pole,
flinging one to the left of the door and the other across the chest.

"Now listen, Helen," he cried, seizing her roughly by the shoulder.
"It may be that we will have to get out of here in a hurry."

"W-w-w-hy, what's the matter?" she stammered, wincing at the crushing
grip of his hand.

He replied with a swift rush of words that fairly stunned her:

"Your aunt may find it out and try to stop us. Now I shall be on the
lookout, but I want you to do everything I tell you--I'll see if the
coast is clear in case we have to go out the back way. In the meantime
I want you to wrap these pictures for me. I wouldn't ask you, dear,
only we haven't a minute to wait."

He darted across the room and opened the narrow door that led into the
backstairs corridor. Helen stared stupidly after him until he
disappeared and then turned toward the chest and went to work wrapping
up the precious canvases like one in a trance. She had scarcely
started when the folding doors opened noiselessly and Bateato stuck in
his head.

Fearing that some harm had come to his master the little Jap had left
the Ritz and sprinted all the way to the Gladwin mansion. He was
breathless and wild-eyed, yet he had entered the house as silently as
a breath of air.

Peeking into the room Bateato noted the ripped-down portières and
devastated picture frames. His Oriental mind told him but one
thing--robbery. Seized with a violent spasm of loyalty to his master
he brushed into the room and exclaimed:

"Whatz thees? Oh, hell--damn!"

Helen was in too good training by this time to swoon, though she
wanted to. She started back in alarm and exclaimed:

"Oh, how you startled me!"

Bateato circled round her like an enraged rat.

"You no fool me--I know you tief--you steal picture--I get pleece--much
pleece--whole big lot pleece, quick."

He headed for the door.

Helen pursued him, crying: "See here! Wait a minute! You don't
understand! Mr. Gladwin!"

The Jap was gone and the hall door slammed after him before she had
reached the folding doors. In another instant Travers Gladwin, who had
been making a vain hunt for a revolver in the upper part of the house
came flying down the stairs and assailed the frightened girl with
another overwhelming shock.

Seeing she was alone he threw himself into the breach headlong:

"Miss Helen, just a moment. I've been waiting for a chance to speak to
you. You must get away from here at once. Do you understand--at once!
Don't waste time talking--go quick while you have a chance. You
mustn't be mixed up in what's coming."

The girl felt that her heart would burst with its palpitations of
fear, but she was incapable of flight. Her limbs seemed like leaden
weights. Some force working without the zone of her mental control
made her stammer:

"W-w-ho are you?"

"Listen," the young man raced on, "and you must believe what I
say--this man you came here to meet and elope with is not Travers
Gladwin at all."

She expressed her horrified disbelief in a frozen stare.

"It's true," he pursued passionately. "He's an imposter! The real
Travers Gladwin you met here this afternoon. He was I; that is, I was
he. I mean I am Travers Gladwin--only I've got this uniform on now. It
is only on your account that I have not caused his arrest and a
sensation. I can't have you mixed up in a nasty scandal. I want to
save you--don't you see I do?--but I can't wait much longer."

"I don't believe what you are saying! I can't believe it! Oh, it's too
horrible!" sobbed Helen, clinging to a fragment of her shattered idol
as a drowning man clings to a straw.

Gladwin was on the point of resuming his appeal when he sensed a heavy
tread. He had divined that the picture thief had left the room to
reconnoitre emergency exits or to learn whether or not the house was
surrounded. He had hoped that he might run into Michael Phelan, but
did not stop to puzzle out why this had not happened. Backing to the
door, he whispered:

"He's coming--question him. That's all I ask. I'll be waiting to see
that you get out in safety--trust me!"

He wriggled backward and disappeared through the folding doors.



But where, oh, where was the exiled Phelan when the bogus Gladwin went
on his backstairs investigation? Puzzled as he was by the fast moving
events of the night, stripped of the uniform of his authority, still
his police instincts should have warned him of this new character in
his dream.

Michael Phelan, however, was busy--busy in a way one little would

As the gentlemanly outlaw entered the kitchen, Phelan was standing on
the tubs of the adjoining laundry, his face almost glued to the
window-pane and his eyes uplifted to the fourth story rear window of a
house diagonally opposite, through which he could observe a pantomime
that thrilled him.

It was late, well past bedtime even for the aristocratic precincts of
New York. Yet there was going on behind that brilliantly lighted
window a one-man drama strangely and grotesquely wide-awake.

A first casual glance had conveyed the impression to Phelan that a
tragedy was being enacted before his eyes--that murder was being done
with fiendish brutality, and he--Phelan--powerless to intervene.

The seeming murderer was a man of amazing obesity, a red-faced man
with a bull neck and enormous shoulders, clad in pink striped pajamas
and a tasselled nightcap of flaming red.

Back and forth the rotund giant swayed with something in his arms,
something which he crushed in his fists and brutally shook, something
which he held off at arm's length and hammered with ruthless blows.

"The murtherin' baste!" ejaculated Phelan as he switched off the one
light he had been reading by and darted into the next room to get a
better view from the summit of the kitchen tubs.

Suddenly the mountain of flesh and the debile victim that he was
ruthlessly manhandling disappeared from view. For several long
thundering seconds the petrified Phelan could see nothing save a
dancing crimson tassel, the tassel attached to the nightcap. Surely a
mighty struggle was going on on the floor!

Phelan did not hear the light step upon the kitchen stair or the
stealthy tread of the big man in evening dress as he pussy-footed his
way to the kitchen door leading out into the back yard and found that
it was easily opened.

Every sentient nerve in Michael Phelan's being was concentrated in his
eyes at that moment and it is highly doubtful if he would have heard a
fife and drum corps in full blare enter the kitchen. He heard nothing
and saw nothing below that upward focal angle.

The man Phelan should have heard flashed the light in his cane only at
infrequent intervals. He did not aim its bright revealing beam into
the half open door of the adjoining laundry and he was as unconscious
of the proximity of Phelan as that unfrocked or de-uniformed officer
was of the invader. He returned to Miss Helen Burton in complete
ignorance of the fact that the lower regions of the dwelling were
otherwise than empty.

But the second he re-entered the room he saw the girl was strangely
agitated and that she feared to look at him. Laying down his cane he
crossed the room to her side and said in his softest tones:

"Well, you haven't got on very fast in your packing, have you, dear?"

Helen was leaning against the back of a chair, feeling she was surely
going to topple over in a swoon. Summoning all her reserve of nerve
power, she strove to reply naturally:

"No. I--I didn't quite understand how to pack."

He was at her side now and seized both her hands.

"Why, Helen, what's the matter? Your hands are cold as ice."

He spoke warmly and tenderly, while at the same time his eyes were
everywhere about the room and he was listening with the wary alertness
of a rodent.

There was more than a little of the rat in the soul inclosed in this
splendid envelope.

"It's nothing--only I'm faint," she said tremulously.

"That policeman has been talking to you--hasn't he?" he said quietly.

"Yes, he has," she blurted, with a catch in her throat.

"Did he tell you who he was?"

He measured out each word and conveyed the sense. "Did he tell you who
he pretended to be?"

"Yes," the girl responded, scarcely above a whisper.

He took her by the shoulders and turned her squarely toward him,
looking down into her face with frowning eyes.

"Now, Helen, I want you to tell me the truth--the truth, you
understand? I shall know it even if you don't. Who did he say he

A feeling of repugnance took possession of the girl and she shook
herself free and stood back. Her body had warmed into life again and
she looked steadily into his eyes as she answered:

"Travers Gladwin!"

He needed all his great bulk of flesh and steel-fibred nerve to fend
off this shock. Not the remotest fancy had crossed his mind that
Travers Gladwin might be in New York. It was with a palpably forced
laugh that he ejaculated:

"Travers Gladwin! Oh, he did, eh?"

The girl had read more than he imagined the sudden contraction of his
features and dilation of his eyes had revealed.

"I want you to tell me the truth--you must!" she said passionately.
"_Who are you?_"

"A man who loves you," he let go impulsively. The desire to possess
her had sprung uppermost in his mind again.

"But are you the man you pretended to be--are you Travers Gladwin?"
she insisted, compelled against her convictions to grope for a forlorn

"And if I were not?" he cried, with all the dramatic intensity he
could bring to voice. "If instead of being the son of a millionaire, a
pampered molly-coddle who never earned a dollar in his life--suppose I
were a man who had to fight every inch of the way"----

He stopped. His alert ear had caught a sound in the hallway. He sped
noiselessly to the folding door and forced one back, revealing Officer

"Come in," he said threateningly, and Gladwin came in a little way.

"Where's that bag?" said the thief, with a glare and a suggestive
movement with his hands.

"What bag, sorr?" said Gladwin, feeling that for the moment discretion
was the better part of valor.

"The one you brought in here."

"You told me to unpack it, sorr. It's upstairs, sorr."

"Go and get it. Go now--and don't waste time."

Gladwin went, determined this time that he must arm himself with some
weapon, even if it were one of the rusted old bowie knives of his
grandfather that ornamented the wall of his den. He estimated
accurately that he would prove a poor weak reed in the hands of that
Hercules in evening dress, and while the thought of a knife sickened
him, he was impelled to seek one.

As he mounted the stairs the thief strode to the table near the window
and gathered up Helen's opera cloak and handed it to her.

"Now, go quickly," he urged; "my car is just across the street. There
is no time to argue your absurd suspicions."

"No, I shan't go," retorted Helen, accepting the cloak and backing

"So you believe that man?" he asked reproachfully.

"I am afraid I do," she said firmly.

"Then I'll show you mighty quick you're wrong," he cried, as a
crowning bluff. "He's probably some spy sent by your aunt. I'll get my
man in here and will have him arrested after you and I have gone. Wait
here--I shan't be a moment."

As the door slammed after him Helen ran to the window and then back
to the door. She was now terribly alarmed on another score. She
feared to go out and she feared to remain in the house. She feared
physically--feared violence.

Travers Gladwin had found the bowie knife and slipped it into his
trousers pocket. Then he had gone down the stairs on the run. As he
entered the room and saw that the man had gone he said:

"Is he running away--and without his pictures or his hat and coat.
What's his game, I wonder."

"He's coming back--he says my aunt sent you here," said Helen, but
less afraid at his return to the room.

"Never mind what he says," Gladwin returned, gesturing excitedly. "You
must go home--now. To-morrow you can learn the truth."

"But if I go out he'll be sure to see me," she protested.

Gladwin looked about him and thought a moment.

"Do you see that little alcove back of the stairs," he said quickly,
pointing. Helen crossed the room and nodded.

"Well, hide in there," he commanded. "The curtains will conceal you.
If he and his man come back I'll get them in this room--then I'll
press this button, see?"

He indicated a button and added: "That rings a buzzer; you can hear it
from the alcove, and then slip out the front door."

The girl paused but an instant, then fled to the place of shelter.



Having disposed of the girl for the moment, Travers Gladwin decided it
was time to call Michael Phelan to his assistance. There was no
telling what this amazing crook might do now. He was too much for him.
That a thief and impostor could possess such superhuman nerve had
never occurred to his untutored mind. He was a perfect dub to have let
the situation reach such a stage of complexity, though the one thought
uppermost in his mind was to save Helen from public ridicule and

He had reasoned it out that just the uniform of Officer 666 would
serve him almost as a magician's wand. He had almost counted on the
thief taking one craven look at his constabulary disguise and then
leaping through the window--fleeing like a wolf in the night--he,
Travers Gladwin, remaining a veritable hero of romance to sooth and
console Helen and gently break the news to her that she had been the
dupe of an unscrupulous criminal. Instead of which--he ground his
teeth, went to the little panel door and shouted Phelan's name.

Mrs. Phelan's son came a-running.

He had been on his way. The vast girthed individual in the pink
striped pajamas and tasselled nightcap had accomplished his awful
purpose, but the climax had been anti-climax and Phelan had ground his
teeth in rage.

He had been on the point of bursting through the window and somehow
scrambling aloft to the rescue of that helpless being who was being
ground and wrenched and pounded by that porcine monster, when the
monster suddenly rose to view again with a dumb-bell in each hand.

The jaw of Officer 666 slowly dropped as he watched the manipulation
of the dumb-bells. There was no passion in the stodgy movements of the
great paddy arms. Even so far away as he was Phelan could see that the
man puffed and blew and that his vigor was slowly waning. Then
suddenly the huge man stooped and held up in plain view a dangling
wrestling dummy.

The lone watcher swallowed a savage oath.

"Sure 'twas exercisin' an' not murther he was doin'," Phelan hissed
through his teeth.

His anger was white hot. Again he had been the victim of delusion and
had wasted heroic emotions on a stuffed dummy that served merely as an
inanimate instrument in a course of anti-fat calisthenics.

Every nerve in Phelan's body was fairly a-bristle as he made his way
upstairs and burst into the great drawing-room and picture gallery.

"Fer the love o' hivin," he cried, "give me me uniform and let me out
o' here."

"Here's your uniform; I've had enough of it," replied Gladwin,
throwing him the coat and cap, "and get into it quick. There's work
for you right in this house."

"There is not, nor play neither," snapped Phelan. "I've got to go out
and chase up a drunk or throw a faint or git run over or somethin'
desperate to square mesilf with the captain. I'm an hour overdue at
the station."

"You'll square yourself with the captain all right if you just do what
I tell you," said Gladwin eagerly, helping him on with his coat and
pushing him toward the window recess. "You go right in there behind
those curtains and wait till I call you."

Phelan took one look at the young man's face and muttered as he
obeyed. "This must be a hell of a joke."

And just then the thief breezed in again, jerking back on his heels as
he caught sight of Gladwin _sans_ uniform, _sans_ moustache and _sans_
eyebrows. But a glance at that young man meant volumes and there was
no limit to his spontaneous resources. He summoned a laugh and jerked

"Oh, so you've resigned from the force?"

"Yes," retorted Gladwin, "and let me tell you that this little
excursion of yours has gone far enough. I'll give you one chance--get
away from here as quickly as you can."

The big fellow curled one corner of his lip in a contemptuous smile,
then glanced about him quickly and asked:

"Where's the young lady?"

"Never mind the young lady," Gladwin flung back at him. "It was only
on her account that I let you go as far as this. Now get out and keep
away from that young lady--and drop my name."

The sneering smile returned and balancing himself easily as he looked
down on Gladwin, he said:

"Easy, son--easy. I don't like to have little boys talk to me like
that," and turning to the doorway behind him he beckoned. The obedient
Watkins sidled in and stopped with head averted from Gladwin, who
started with surprise at seeing him.

Stepping forward and making sure there could be no mistake, Gladwin
turned to the thief and exclaimed:

"Oh, now I understand how you knew all about my house. This is what I
get for not sending this man to jail where he belonged."

"Don't bother with him, Watkins," snarled the big fellow, as he noted
his companion's complexion run through three shades of yellow.

"There's no time to bother with him," he went on, and reaching out he
caught Travers Gladwin by the shoulder and whirled him half way across
the room.

The young man spun half a dozen times as he reeled across the carpet
and he had to use both hands to stop himself against a big onyx table.
As he pulled himself up standing he saw that Watkins had lifted the
trunk on his shoulders and was headed for the hallway.

"Phelan!" he gasped out. "Here, quick!"

Officer 666 came out with the snort and rush of a bull.

"Stop that man," cried the thief, pointing to Watkins, "he's trying to
get out of here with a trunkful of pictures."

The man's hair-trigger mind had thought this out before Phelan was
half way round the table. One lightning glance at the thickness of the
patrolman's neck and the general contour of his rubicund countenance
had translated to him the sort of man he had to deal with.

"Here--here--put down that trunk," spluttered Phelan, brandishing his
club at Watkins. Watkins dropped the trunk and at a signal from his
companion was gone. Swiftly and silently as he vanished, he could not
have been half way to the door before the thief urged Phelan:

"Quick--go after that man--he's a thief!"

"Stop Phelan!" cried Gladwin, who had begun to see through the
pantomime. "They're both thieves!"

Phelan tried to run four ways at once.

"W-w-what?" he gurgled.

"It's a trick to get you out of the house," said Gladwin with his eyes
on the big man, who was calmly smiling and who had fully made up his
mind on a magnificent game of bluff.

"What the blazes kind of a joke is this?" blurted Phelan, looking from
one to the other in utter bewilderment.

"You'll find it's no joke, officer," said the bogus Gladwin
sharply--"not if he gets away."

"You'll find it's not so funny yourself," cut in the real Gladwin.
Then to Phelan, "Arrest this man, Phelan."

"Do you mean it?" asked the astonished Phelan, sizing up the thief as
the highest example of aristocratic elegance he had ever seen in the

"Of course I mean it," Gladwin shot back. "Look out for him--there he
goes for the window."

The thief had started in that direction, but his purpose was not
escape. The idea had flashed upon him that Helen might be concealed
there. Phelan headed him off, whereupon the thief said severely, in a
tone that was far more convincing that Gladwin's most passionate

"Now be careful, officer, or you'll get yourself into a lot of

"Don't let him bluff you, Phelan," cautioned Gladwin.

"You bet your life I won't," Phelan answered, though he was already
bluffed. "I'll stick close to yez," he faltered, inching uncertainly
toward the thief.

He had come close enough for that astute individual to make out that
he wore the same uniform young Gladwin had been masquerading in and he
made capital of this on the instant.

"How do you think it is going to look," he said, impressively, "if I
prove that you've tried to help a band of thieves rob this house?"

"A band of thieves?" Phelan's jaw dropped wide open.

"He's lying to you," cried Gladwin.

"I said a band of thieves," insisted the thief. "Why he's got his pals
hidden all over the house."

"I tell you he's lying to you," Gladwin cut in frantically, seeing
that Phelan was falling under the spell of the big man's superb bluff,
and at the same time remembering Helen and pressing the button in the
wall to warn her that the time had come for her to flee.

"We're the only ones in this house," Gladwin pursued, as Phelan gave
him the benefit of his pop-eyes before he yielded them again to the
stronger will.

"Then they've all escaped," said the thief, easily, thrusting his
hands in his pockets to help out his appearance of imperturbability.

"You let one go out, Phelan, and there were two others beside this

The buttons on Phelan's coat were fairly undulating with the emotions
that stirred within him. In his seething gray matter there stirred the
remembrance that Bateato had told him that women were robbing the

"You mean the women," he said, ignoring Gladwin and addressing the
thief. "I remember--when the little Japanaze called me oft me beat, he
said there was women crooks here, too."

"He's lying to you, Phelan," persisted Gladwin, though with less
vehemence, a great feeling of relief having visited him in the belief
that Helen had made her escape. "You can have the whole place searched
just as soon as you've got this man where he can't get away. There are
no women here."

This last declaration had scarcely passed his lips when a woman's
voice raised in hysterical protest was audible in the hallway.



A vitagraph film of Bateato's journey to and from the police station
would consist of a series of dark brown blurs. If you have ever
noticed a mouse in full flight you will have some idea of how that Jap
ran. He knew where the police station was, too, for he had been there
once when his brother, Itchi Comia, was arrested for assaulting a
Russian peddler.

If the little Jap had only coursed through another street things might
have gone somewhat differently in the Gladwin household, for he would
have encountered Whitney Barnes hurrying in the opposite direction,
and that young man would very likely have prevented him from going to
the station.

But there was absolutely no obstacle in Bateato's way until he reached
the station house, and the only obstacle he encountered there was a
serious impediment in his speech.

Police Captain Stone had returned to barracks a few minutes after the
departure of Barnes and a few minutes before the arrival of Bateato.
He was standing beside the lieutenant's chair when the Jap sped in,
and he seemed almost interested (for a police captain) at the
extraordinary manifestations of emotion in Bateato's countenance.

"All pleece--quick--robbers--thieves--ladies!" began Bateato, then
paused and made wild jabs above his head with his hands.

"Crazy as a nut," said the lieutenant in an undertone to the captain,
and the captain nodded.

"All pictures--thieves--steal ladies!" was Bateato's second
instalment, and the captain and lieutenant looked at each other and
shook their heads.

"Big much pleece!" shrieked Bateato, made some more motions with his
hands and rushed out into the street.

"It's Jap whiskey," said the captain, musingly, utterly unimpressed.
"He isn't crazy. That Jap whiskey's awful stuff. They licked the
Russian army on it. He'll run it off. If you ever see a Jap runnin'
you'll know what's the matter."

Bateato ran a block and then stopped.

"Hell damn!" he exploded. "I no tell where house."

He ran back to the station and burst in again with even more

"I no tell house," he rattled off. "Mr. Gladwin--Travers Gladwin.
Big lot white house--Fifth avenue--eighty, eighty, eighty.
Quick--thieves--ladies!" and he was gone again before Captain Stone
could remove his cigar from his face.

The captain looked at the lieutenant and the lieutenant looked at the

"Maybe he ain't drunk, Captain," ventured the lieutenant. "There's
that Gladwin house on the books. It's marked closed and there's a note
about a million-dollar collection of paintings."

The captain thought a moment and then burst into action:

"Call the reserves and get the patrol wagon," he shouted. "I remember
that Jap. I guess there's something doing. I'll go myself."

As the reserves were all asleep and the horses had to be hitched to
the patrol wagon Bateato had a big start of his big much pleece.

Notwithstanding the breathless condition in which he had arrived at
the station house, his return journey was accomplished at his dizziest
speed. Also he arrived back at the house way in advance of Whitney
Barnes. There was a reason.

Wearing a frock coat and a silk hat and carrying a cane (of course he
called it _stick_) one is hardly equipped for marathoning. And if you
must know more, Whitney's small clothes were too fashionably tight to
permit of more than a swift heel and toe action. At this he was doing
admirably in his passionate haste to return and warn his friend
Gladwin when another woman came into his life and appealed for

Three in one evening, when he was perfectly satisfied to stop at
one--the bewitching Sadie.

No. 3 was of an entirely different type from No. 1 and No. 2, and,
happily for Whitney, there was no yowling bundle this time--merely a
cat, and a silent cat at that.

She was a plump little woman and rather comely and she was intensely
excited, for the cat in the case was hers and the cat was up the only
tree on that street east of Central Park. At the foot of the tree sat
a large bulldog gazing fixedly up at the cat.

Whitney Barnes was so occupied with his heel and toe pace that he did
not descry the woman or the dog or the tree or the cat until the woman
seized him by the arm and cried:

"You must save my darling Zaza from that dog."

Then she tailed off into hysterical sobs, but did not release her

"Madam, I'm in great haste," retorted Barnes, striving to wriggle free
from her grip. "I would advise you to call a policeman."

"There is no policeman," sobbed the distressed mistress of Zaza. "Oh,
you m-m-m-must s-s-s-save my Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-aza. Oo-oo!"

Then Barnes glimpsed the dog and its fang-filled grin as it stared up
at the cat.

"You don't expect me to tackle that dog?" he asked, backing away and
making another effort to free himself.

"Shoot him! do anything to him!" insisted the distressed female.
"Oo-oo-oo! he kills cats. Do something quick or I must scream."

Whitney Barnes would have welcomed an open manhole to vanish into. If
that woman screamed and held fast to him till the police came it would
be just as bad as the baby case. But if he tackled the dog he would
probably go to the hospital and be afflicted with hydrophobia and all
sorts of things.

"Calm yourself my dear woman," he said frantically. "The dog cannot
climb the tree and your cat is perfectly safe."

"Are y-y-y-you s-s-s-sure?" she moaned. Then grabbing him tighter.
"But you must not leave me. In case the dog should go up that tree you
must attack it with your cane."

"I promise," panted Barnes, "if you will only release your grip on my
arm. Your finger nails are tearing the flesh."

"I w-w-w-will not hold you so tight," she consented, "but I must hold
on to you till somebody comes. Oh, look at that brute. He is biting
the tree. He----"

But the sudden clangor of a patrol wagon and the hammering of
steel-shod hoofs on the cobbles caused the owner of Zaza both to cease
her shrill lamentations and let go of Whitney Barnes's arm.

The patrol wagon was rolling down behind them at a furious pace while
its gong rent the stillness of the night as a warning to all crooks
and criminals to beware and to scurry to shelter. It is the New York
brass band method of thief hunting and if that patrol wagon gong
hadn't broken before the vehicle had crossed Madison avenue the
destinies of several prominent personages might have been seriously
hampered in their headlong fling.

That gong kept blaring its clang of warning long enough to frighten
off the dog and restore Whitney Barnes to freedom, and once released
from the bruising grip of that distraught little woman he turned his
back upon Zaza's fate and ran--he ran so long as he considered it
feasible to maintain the integrity of his trousers. That is, he ran
not quite a block, then dropped back to his heel and toe exercise and
swiftly ate up the distance that separated him from Travers Gladwin's



It was merely a coincidence that Bateato should drag Helen back into
the room just as Gladwin had gone on record with the declaration,
"There are no women here," but it was a sufficiently dramatic
coincidence to jar from Officer No. 666 the exclamation:

"Where the divil are they all springin' from?"

Bateato had come up with Helen as she was descending the stoop, had
seized her by the wrist and almost swung her off her feet as he swept
her back into the house and rounded her up before the three men, dumb
with fright and barely able to stand. Still gripping her wrist,
Bateato let go the Maxim volley:

"You tief! She try get away, but Bateato catch fast--she tief--I see
steal all pictures--she"----

"Bateato, you idiot!" his master hurled at him with a menacing gesture
that caused the little Jap to drop the girl's hand and jump back.

"Didn't I tell you to stay at the hotel?" continued Gladwin, fiercely,
for the moment ignoring both Phelan and the thief.

"Yes, but I 'fraid--much late you no come. Bateato come back see girl
steal all pictures!"

The little Jap had fallen into Phelan's state of blind bewilderment.

"Shut up!" his master snapped him up, walking up to him with an
eat-'em-alive expression. "And now listen--I don't want you to say
anything more, understand? Not a word to anybody about anything. Not a

"I no spick," bleated the Jap.

"See that you don't--not a single word--if you do I'll skin you!"

Never in the three years he had served the young man had Bateato seen
him in anything like this savage state of mind.

"I spick no more for noting not nobody quick!" he promised, and his
hand clasped over his mouth like a vise.

Having corked Bateato in this wise, Gladwin turned to Helen, who stood
as if rooted to the floor, staring straight ahead of her.

"Don't be frightened," he said gently. "Everything is all right." He
took her arm to reassure her and then spoke to Phelan, who had been
making a vain effort to solve the mix-up and didn't feel quite sure
that he wasn't bewitched.

"Now, Phelan," said Gladwin, "I'll explain the thing."

"I wish to God ye would!" said Phelan from the bottom of his heart.

"This lady's being here is all right--and she isn't connected with
this affair in any way. I'll prove that to you readily enough."

"Well, go ahead." And Phelan crossed his eyes in an effort to include
in the focus both Gladwin and the thief de luxe, whose splendidly
groomed appearance impressed him the more.

On his part the thief was leaning carelessly against a cabinet looking
on with the expression of one both amused and bored. What he had
noticed most was that Helen kept her eyes averted from him as if she
feared to look at him and that she had palpably transferred her
allegiance to Gladwin. When she had recovered some of her self-control
she followed that young man's words eagerly and obeyed his slightest

"I will explain to you, Phelan, as soon as I see this young lady
started for home," Gladwin ran on, and proceeded with Helen toward the
entrance to the hallway.

"Hold on! Yez'll not leave this room," Phelan stopped them, his
suspicions again in a state of conflagration.

"But I only want----"

"I don't care what yez want," Phelan snorted, blocking the way.
"Yez'll stay here."

"Oh, well--just as you say," returned the young man desperately, "but
I will have to ask my man to escort this lady out and put her in a
taxicab. Bateato"----

"Bad Pertaters 'll stay where he is."

Phelan was visibly swelling with the majesty of the law.

"You're very disagreeable," Gladwin charged him; then to Helen, "I'm
awfully sorry I cannot go with you, but I think you can find the way
yourself. Just go out through the hall, and"----

"She'll stay right here with the rest o' yez," was Phelan's ultimatum,
as he squared himself in the doorway with the heroic bearing of a
bridge-defending Horatius.

The only member of that tense little tableau who really had anything
to fear from the spectre of the law embodied in the person of Officer
666 had waited for Gladwin to play his poor hand and, conceiving that
this was the psychological moment, sauntered across the room and said
with easy assurance:

"Officer, if there's anything further you want of me, you'll have to
be quick."

"Yez'll wait here, too, till I can communicate with headquarters,"
Phelan gave him back, not liking the tone of command.

"Then hurry up, because it won't go well with you if I am detained."

"Now, don't yez threaten me!" exploded Phelan. "I'm doin' me duty by
the book."

"Threaten you! Why, I can show you that you have been helping to rob
my house."

This was a new current of thought--a sudden inspiration--but this peer
of bluffers managed to crowd a volume of accusation in the slow
emphasis with which he said it.

"Your house!" gasped Phelan, rocked clear off the firm base he had
scarcely planted himself on. "What do ye mean--who are yez?"

"Who do you suppose I am? Travers Gladwin, of course."

Even the fear-numbed Helen Burton was startled into animation by this
amazingly nervy declaration and half rose from the chair she had been
guided to and forced into by Gladwin when she seemed on the verge of
swooning at Phelan's refusal to permit her to depart.

Phelan expressed wonder and alarm in every feature and his arms
flopped limply at his side as he muttered:

"Travers Gladwin--youse!"

"Don't listen to him, Phelan," cried Gladwin.

"Shut up!" Phelan turned on him.

"When I came home to-night," the thief pressed his advantage, "this
man was here--robbing my house, dressed in your uniform--yes, and you
yourself were helping him."

"But I didn't know," whined the distressed Phelan, yielding himself
utterly to the toils of the master prevaricator.

"I don't think you did it intentionally--but why did you do it?" the
thief let him down with a little less severity of emphasis.

"He said he wanted to play a joke. He--he----"

"Oh, don't be an idiot, Phelan," interposed Gladwin, putting his foot
in it at the wrong time and receiving as his reward from the policeman
a savage, "Close your face!"

"Oh, playing a joke, was he?" said the thief, smiling. "And did he
offer you money. Now, no evasion--you had better tell me."

"Yes, sir," gulped Phelan, with murder in one eye for the real Gladwin
and craven apology in the other for the impostor.

"And you took it?" sharply.

"Yes, sir."

"Oh, officer! Shame! Shame!" in tones of shocked reproach. "Let me see
what he gave you--come now, it's your only chance."

Phelan hesitated, gulped some more, and at last produced the bill.

The thief took it from his trembling but unresisting hand, unfurled
it, turned it over, held it up close to his eyes and suddenly

"Well, you certainly are easy--_counterfeit_!"

"What!" roared Phelan, and Travers Gladwin joined him in the

"Will you swear that man gave you this bill?" cut in the thief,
sharply, snatching out a pencil and marking the gold certificate
across the corner.

"I will, sorr!" shouted Phelan. "I will, an'----"

"Very well! Now you see this mark in the corner--will you be able to
identify it?"

"Yes, sorr." Phelan was fairly grovelling.

"Good," said the thief, and nonchalantly shoved the bill into his
waistcoat pocket.

"See here, Phelan," protested Gladwin.

"Kape your mouth shut--I'd just like to take wan punch at yez."

Phelan meant it and took a step toward Gladwin when the thief stopped
him and asked:

"Now, officer, is there anything I can do for you?"

"Thank you, Mr. Gladwin--I got to get the patrol wagon here some

If Bateato had entered into an inflexible contract with himself not to
utter another syllable before the break of day at least he might have
eased Phelan's mind on that score and informed him that something
ominously like a patrol wagon was rounding the corner at that moment.
And if the art collector had not been so keenly amused at his facile
conquest of the gullible bluecoat his alert ears might have warned him
to say something entirely different from this:

"I'd call the wagon for you, officer, only I'm afraid these people
might overpower you and get away with that trunk of pictures. You see
what a nice mess they've been making of my picture gallery. Why, if I
hadn't happened in to-night they would have walked off with half a
million dollars' worth of paintings."

"You call the wagon, Mr. Gladwin," returned Phelan, grimly. "I kin
handle the lot of o' them an' ten more like them."

"All right, officer, but be very careful--I shan't be long."

And turning with a mocking bow to Travers Gladwin, he sauntered out
into the hallway and walked into the arms of Police Captain Stone and
ten reserves.



Although the escaping thief was brushed back into the room rather
rudely and Travers Gladwin cried out as he caught sight of the
uniformed officer and his men, "By Jove, captain, I'm glad you've
come," the consummate bluffer did not bat an eyelash or manifest the
merest symptom of fear, stepping easily to one side and watching for
the coming of his cue with feline alertness.

For a moment Captain Stone devoted himself only to the distribution of
his men, posting them at all the windows and doors. When he was
satisfied that every avenue of escape was covered he turned to Phelan
with the sharp query:

"What's all this, Phelan?"

"I caught them trying to get away with Mr. Gladwin's"----

"Yes, it was by the luckiest chance," broke in Travers Gladwin.

"Is this Mr. Gladwin?" the captain stopped him, curtly.

"No, the other one, captain," replied Phelan, indicating the thief;
whereupon that gentleman bowed.

"Why, captain, I'm--" the real Gladwin started again.

"You've done well here, Phelan," the captain complimented him,
ignoring the young millionaire.

"Thank ye, sorr," blushed Phelan.

"I should say he has done well." The thief came forward, with an
approving nod toward the now ecstatic Officer 666.

"If it hadn't been for him," pursued the thief, "these thieves would
have carried off my pictures. I would suggest, captain, that he be
properly rewarded."

"Thank ye, sorr." Phelan's voice shook with gratitude.

"I'll see that he gets full credit in my report," said Captain Stone
stiffly. "Now, Phelan, you go to the station for the patrol wagon. I
sent it back, as one of the horses threw a shoe and got a bad fall.
Tell the driver to get another horse at Murphy's stable and hurry

"Yes sorr."

Phelan went out, walking on air and humming to himself, "Sergt.
Michael Phelan, no less," utterly forgetful of the sorry plight he was
in not a half hour before.

Travers Gladwin was almost beside himself with chagrin. Again he made
an impassioned plea to be heard.

"Now see here, Captain, _I_ am Travers Gladwin"----

"Oh, you are, eh?" sneered the captain, scarcely deigning to look at
him. "Well, we'll see about that. Where is the little Jap who notified
me of this?"

Bateato had concealed himself behind a heavy piece of furniture and
was yanked out into the open by a burly policeman.

"Here you," growled the captain, shaking his hand at the Jap, "you're
Mr. Gladwin's servant, you said--which one of these men is your

Bateato locked his teeth together and refused even to smile.

"Which is your master? Answer me!" demanded Captain Stone.

"The poor little devil is frightened to death," interposed the thief
with a commiserating nod toward the Jap. He was playing his bluff to
the limit.

"What scared him like that?" asked the captain.

"Oh, this gang here--some of the others got away--threatened to kill

"Now look here, Captain--" broke in Gladwin, making furious, yet vain,
gestures at Bateato.

"Silence!" Captain Stone cut him off again.

"I admire this chap's nerve, Captain," laughed the thief. "It's
monumental. He very nearly succeeded in bluffing Officer Phelan, but I
guess you can take care of him all right--I must hurry off and get an
expert to repair the damage done to these valuable paintings. Of
course, you'll leave a man or two on guard."

Once more he gathered up his stick and overcoat and once more his exit
was blocked--this time by Whitney Barnes.

It was only natural for that young man to misread the situation and
conceive that Mrs. Elvira Burton had succeeded in her object of
arresting his friend. So he blurted breathlessly:

"By Jove, Travers, I see I'm too late. I've been all over the city
trying to warn you--I knew the police were on your track."

"Who the devil are you?" Captain Stone cut in on him.

"Another of the gang," responded the thief promptly. "He's got some
story trumped up that he thinks will get him off."

"Well, we'll let him tell it then, and you"--indicating the
thief--"had better wait and hear it."

There was something in the thief's manner that had fired a spark of
suspicion in the officer's mind.

"Not a word about the girl," Travers managed to whisper to Barnes in
the moment Captain Stone had turned to address the thief.

"I won't"--Barnes was replying when the Captain flung round on him.

"Stop that whispering, and come over here where I can get a good look
at you. Which one of these men is the real Gladwin?"

"He is, of course!" Barnes nodded toward his friend. The truth of the
situation had at last dawned upon him.

The thief smiled at Captain Stone and shook his head as if in
compliment of the nerve of some criminals.

"H'm," said the captain, turning to Barnes again. "And when did you
find out that there was some one else who claimed to be Travers

"Why," replied Barnes briskly, "when Gladwin and I were here together
this afternoon. The doorbell rang and two"----

His friend shook a vigorous warning. Barnes stopped.

"Yes, and two what?"

"Well, you see, the doorbell rang"----

"Yes, you said that!" snapped Captain Stone. "The doorbell rang and

"Yes, and two minutes after that it rang again--rang in an extraordinary
kind of way, you know, as if whoever was ringing it--was ringing it
because--because they wanted to come in--come in in a hurry, you see.
Well, I went to the door"----

"Why did _you_ go to the door?" demanded Captain Stone.

"Well, you see, the bell rang"----

"Don't go back to that again! Why did you go to the door?"

"Well, I can't at this minute remember exactly, but I'm under the
impression I went to--to find out who was ringing the bell, just like
that, as it were."

"That's enough of you," snorted Captain Stone. "Ryan (to one of his
men) take this one and slip the nippers on him."

"See here, Captain, I can explain this."--Travers Gladwin essayed
again, as he saw his friend struggling in the grip of a blue-coated
giant and spluttering his protests against being handcuffed.

"You can't explain anything to me," was the best he got from Captain

During this spirited dialogue the thief had gone to the side of Helen
Burton, who had remained motionless where she had risen from her
chair, playing the part of a helpless victim in the seemingly hopeless

"Now then, Helen," he said to her in his old tone of endearment, "we
can go. You see where this impostor stands."

"With you--no!"

There was no mistaking the uncompromising emphasis of her denial.

Captain Stone set out to distribute his prisoners, motioning to one
policeman to take care of Gladwin and to another to look after the
Jap, who would be needed as a witness.

He came last to Helen just as she had repulsed the man she was to have
eloped with that night. Captain Stone had had experience enough with
women to be able to distinguish between types. He was on the point of
ordering another of his men to take charge of Helen when he paused and
studied her more closely. His men were starting for the door with
their prisoners when he signalled them to stop.

"Wait," he said, "I wish to question this lady."

He turned to Helen, when there came swiftly into the room Lieutenant
Detective Kearney of the Central Office.

Kearney was every inch a Central Office man, and had been long enough
at Headquarters to lose the heavy bovine set of the man who pounds the
pavement. A strapping big fellow, with graying hair and a pair of
round bullet eyes that searched you with needle points, his very
appearance was sufficient corroboration of all the thrilling stories
the newspapers printed of his skill and courage.

"Hello, Kearney! What do you want?" Captain Stone addressed him as he
stopped in the doorway and surveyed the remarkable scene before him.

"I'm looking for Travers Gladwin," replied the detective shortly.

"I'm Travers Gladwin," spoke up the thief, easily, but holding his
head so that Kearney could see only the profile.

"That's my name!" exclaimed Travers Gladwin in the same breath with
the impostor.

Kearney looked from one to the other, fairly pistolling his scrutiny.

"Oh, both of you named Travers Gladwin?" he asked with a puzzled

"That one's a fake," interposed Captain Stone, pointing to the real
Gladwin. "This"--nodding toward the impostor--"is the real Travers

Kearney's face showed no more expression than if it had been cut for a
cameo, but when the thief asked him with perfect self-command: "What
can I do for you?" he came on into the room and stopped directly in
front of him.

"I have a warrant for your arrest," he said, abruptly, and stuck his
hand in his pocket for the document.

"My arrest! For what?" said the thief with a beautifully feigned
amazement and a little laugh of incredulity.

"Cradle snatching--abduction," jerked out Kearney, unfolding the

"That is rich!" laughed the thief.

"I got the warrant from"--Kearney stopped and his little bullet eyes
went to work on the thief from the ground up. He was measuring every
inch of the man with an eye that had been trained for years to keep
tabs on a multitude of marked and measured men.

"Would you mind coming over here--a step or two closer, Mr.--Gladwin?"
he said tensely.

The thief stepped toward him and directly under the electrolier, while
the others in the room stood like statues, looking on.

As Kearney continued his searching examination of the unflinching and
still smiling man, whose head was on a level with his and whose body
was every inch as big and well set up, Captain Stone broke in

"What is it, Kearney?"

"I think there's some mistake, sir," said the detective, grimly. "Are
you sure this man is Travers Gladwin?"

"You seem to be in some doubt about it," said the thief, dropping his
thumbs in the pockets of his waistcoat and raising his chin a little.
Whatever was going on inside him, his eyes were twinkling with

"I am," Kearney retorted; then to Captain Stone, "What is this case

"Picture robbery."

"Picture robbery! I was sure of it! You've made a mistake, Captain. I
know this man!"

The sentences came out like a succession of pistol shots, while his
eyes never left the face of the thief.

"I know you," he attacked the smile again. It was a bullet-proof smile
and never wavered.

"Well, who is he?" interrupted the real Travers Gladwin, eagerly.

"He's the greatest picture _expert_ in--the world!"

"You flatter me," said the thief with a bow, and a side glance at
Helen Burton, who was gazing at him as if both fascinated and

"You admit it then," said Kearney roughly, unable to disguise the
triumph he felt at this identification of a man he had never seen

"I am not so egotistical," the other bowed, "but I will go along with
you with pleasure and see what you are able to prove."

"Are you sure about this, Kearney?" asked Captain Stone, still
doubting and hating to admit he had been led into an egregious

"Certain," retorted the detective. "He's been fooling them on the
other side for several years, but they nearly got him in Scotland Yard
two months ago. I got a full report on him from his straight eyebrows
and gray eyes down to the cut of his vest, with picture and
measurement attached. His real name is Alf Wilson--there were a
hundred men on his trail, but he made a getaway."

"I don't suppose there's any use trying to deny all this now," said
Wilson, without the slightest change of tone, shoving his hands into
his trousers pockets and lifting his head in contemplation of the
pictures on the wall.

"Not the slightest," returned the detective, snatching a pair of
handcuffs from his coat pocket.

"Wait just a moment, officer," interrupted Travers Gladwin. "I'd like
to ask this man one question."

"Delighted," cried the picture expert, turning and showing all his
teeth in a mocking smile.

Travers Gladwin pointed to the portrait of "The Blue Boy."

"How did you know I bought that picture in London upon certain

"I was the man behind the gun--think it over."

He swung round to face the spurious Gainsborough. As he did so
something caught his eye and he moved toward the portrait. Gladwin
followed and inquired:

"But you not only knew it was a fake, but when I bought it and what I
paid for it."

"I knew about it," came the jaunty reply, "because _I_ painted it."

He moved another step nearer the painting as Gladwin gasped.

"Yes," he went on lightly, running his hand along the bottom of the
frame, "according to this gentleman," and he nodded over his shoulder
to Kearney, who had kept pace with him, backing to cover the doorway,
"your 'Blue Boy' was painted by the greatest picture expert in the

As the last word came laughingly from his lips the room was plunged in



The inky blackness fell upon the room with palpable suddenness--like a
blinding flash, numbing for a moment the senses of all who had been
taken by surprise. The reflex of the shock was manifested in a very
babel of incoherent shouts, jostlings and stumblings and sharp
collisions with the furniture.

"Turn up the lights," shouted Captain Stone, amid the tumult.

Travers Gladwin made a blind dive toward the wall and stumbled
headlong over the great antique chest which stood to one side of where
he and the thief had stood contemplating "The Blue Boy." In stumbling
against the chest he felt something that was a revelation to him by
the time he found the switch button and brought back a flood of

"Quick, men, cover the doors--don't let any one get out," yelled
Captain Stone, pivoting on his heel as his eyes vainly sought the
picture expert.

"He's gone!" cried Kearney.

"Yes, up the stairs--I hear him," yelled Gladwin. "There are two back
stairways and the roof. There are two basement exits--post your men
out there, and down through that hallway on the left--the panel
door--that leads to the kitchen. Barnes, you and Bateato take the
young lady up to my study--quick!--I'll look after this room."

The most remarkable thing about it was that every command the young
man shouted was obeyed. Even Kearney was fooled and rushed headlong up
the stairs, followed by two policemen and Barnes, who was yelling:
"Hey! come back here and unlock me! How can I hunt that chap with
these handcuffs on?"

He might as well have appealed to the moon.

Bateato fairly dragged Helen up the stairs after him and guided her to
the magnificently furnished study and den to the right of the
staircase, when he switched on the lights and became furiously active
in the interest of the young girl's comfort.

Captain Stone had rushed out into the street and posted men on the
stoop and at the basement exits; then, followed by the last lone
patrolman of his squad, he darted through the alley at the side of the
mansion which led to the rear yard.

The emptying of the room was accomplished in a few seconds, whereupon
Gladwin hastened to the doorway, reached for the folding doors and
hauled them to, fastening the latch. Next he shut the door to the
kitchen hallway and fastened that, when, with a sigh of relief, he
walked to the long carved oak table that flanked the window, hoisted
himself on it, produced his gold cigarette case, took out a cigarette,
set fire to it, snapped the case and returned it to his pocket.

While he inhaled a deep breath of stimulating smoke his eyes were
fixed upon the great chest directly in front of him.

He was sitting easily on the table, kicking his legs, and he continued
just in that attitude when the lid of the chest lifted a few inches
and a small brilliantly nickelled revolver came out and covered him.

"I'm waiting for yez, Misther Gladwin," chuckled the young man.

By some strange psychologic freak he was not in the least dismayed by
the ominous menace of that shining muzzle, which gradually came
further out as the arm and head of the picture expert followed it.

Once the thief had glimpsed the young man and made out that they had
the room to themselves he came out of the chest as lightly and
noiselessly as he had enveloped himself in it. But his smile was gone
now and in its place there was the wariness of the hunted animal.
Still covering Gladwin and surveying the room he said in low, level

"If you move it'll be the last act of your life, McGinty."

"Murphy, sorr," purred Gladwin, his face abeam.

"I like your nerve, young un."

"I've been taking lessons from the man who invented nerve."

"Well, you don't seem anxious to give the alarm," said Wilson, toying
with the little automatic and turning it over in the expanse of his

"No, I'm afraid it might make you nervous."

"Might make me so nervous that this gun would go off, eh?"

A shadow of the old smile came back as he went stealthily to the door
and listened.

"You seem to enjoy smoking," said the peer of art collectors, turning
his back to Gladwin.

"Don't you?"


"Have you time to smoke a cigar?"

"Is it a good one?"

"I don't know--it's the one you gave me while I was Officer 666."

Gladwin tossed the cigar to the thief, who caught it deftly and
inserted it between his lips. "And here's some more of your
possessions," added the young man, drawing out the bribe money he had
accepted while he masqueraded in the officer's uniform.

"Thanks," said Wilson, as he caught the money, "and here's your little
yellow boy, though I wish that intellectual giant of a cop were here
so I could hire his uniform for a bit."

"You amaze me by your generosity," murmured Gladwin as he pocketed the
$500 bill.

"Oh," said the other easily, while he again listened at the door. "I'm
not a regular crook--I'm in the picture business."

"Still, if you kept that bill it might help you get better accommodations
when you reach Sing Sing."

"If I don't need it till then I won't need it for a long, long time."

"You mean you think you're going to escape?"

Gladwin slid down from the table and leaned against it, making no
effort to conceal the admiration he experienced for this man's
superhuman aplomb.

"And with guards all around the house and policemen tearing thirty
rooms apart upstairs and camping on the roof scuttle--yes, and more
coming, maybe."

"I venture to hope so," chuckled the other. "I admit it's close enough
to be interesting."

"Well, I'll say one thing for you," the young millionaire said
earnestly, "you're the coolest chap I ever hope to meet. You're a

"Built to order to work in story books, eh? Well, to be candid with
you, McGinty, there are times when I'm not so cool as I look. I'm
almost human."

"Those cops will finish their work soon--then they'll come in here,"
Gladwin warned him.

"I'm listening for them," said Wilson softly, putting his ear to the
door again.

"Just because your pistol prevents me from calling them now, don't

"This gun isn't stopping you," came the short reply. "If you wanted to
call them you'd take a chance--I've found that out in the last hundred
seconds or so."

"Thank you for the compliment, but I"----

"Well, I'll prove it," the thief intervened, and tossed the gun to
Gladwin, who caught it as if it were something hot. "Go ahead and call

"How do you know I wouldn't call them?" the young man asked, examining
the automatic and finding it empty.

"Don't be a child," shrugged the other. "You closed these doors, and
you butted in about the 'Blue Boy' just as that Central Office owl
produced his jewelry. Yes, and you stumbled against the chest and knew
that I was in it."

"But I say," asked Gladwin, abruptly. "How did you come to use my

"It wasn't safe to use mine, and when I met Miss----that girl--your
name was in my mind--I borrowed it."

"That's the thing I can't forgive you for," said Gladwin, regretfully--"to
deceive her as you did. That was rotten."

"I don't care for your opinion on that," said the picture expert,
warmly. "How can a man like you understand a man like me? It can't be
done. We're further apart than the poles."

"But you must see, Wilson--that's the name, isn't it?"

"It will do for the nonce, kind sir."

"But you must see that the game is up. If you take my advice you won't
even try to escape."

"Then I won't take your advice," said Wilson, softly.

"But all these policemen know you're a big prize. If they find you and
you break for it, they'll shoot--and shoot to kill if necessary."

The thief flung round on him and his face was suddenly drawn and

"Death, my dear Gladwin, is the very least of my troubles, if it will
only come like that."

"By Jove! I like you--and I hope you escape!"

"I know you do," said Wilson, shaking his head, "but not altogether on
my account. You're thinking of her--the girl. You don't want it to be
known that she was going to marry me."

"To be frank, yes. They're coming now. Quick! Do something!"

The thief seized from the floor one of the portières he had torn down
to wrap the canvases in, wound it about him and darted behind the
curtains that screened the window. As he vanished Gladwin went to the
door and heard the voice of his friend, Whitney Barnes, demanding



Helen Burton could not have found a cozier place to faint in than that
ultra-luxurious den of Travers Gladwin. Every chair and divan in the
place invited one to swoon within its folds.

The young man had ordered his decorator to provide him with a chamber
wherein stiffness and formality would be impossible unless one stood
erect. The decorator had spent money with a lavish hand upon Spanish
leathers and silken stuffs from the near East and the Orient and he
had laid these trappings over the softest of swan's down. Once you
sank upon them you could not help a sensation of utter peace and

That final and irrevocable blasting of her ideal was a shock upon many
shocks that the young girl had experienced within the course of a few
hours and that she reached the den on her feet was due more to
Bateato's strength and agility than to any nervous or physical force
within her slender body.

The little Jap had fairly flown up the stairs with her in such fashion
that she had no distinct recollection of her feet touching any stable
surface. Then he had turned a sharp corner while she seemed to stream
behind him like a fluttering pennant, and next she had felt herself
sink into a soft, delicious embrace, when her senses left her and she
seemed to drop pleasantly through fathomless space.

It was a great crimson chair embroidered with yellow poppies
into which Bateato had dropped his burden, then switched on a
myriad of tiny lamps suspended from the ceiling by slim chains of
different lengths or gleaming from dark niches and embrasures in
the tapestry-hung walls.

All these subdued and colored lights mingled to produce a wonderfully
soft and reposeful effect, and when at last Helen opened her eyes--and
her swoon had been of only a few minutes' duration--she was sure that
the setting was a dream and half expected some impossible creature of
phantasmagoria to rise from the floor and address her.

Then she felt an intermittent draught upon her cheek and looked up to
see Whitney Barnes fanning her with an elaborate contrivance of
peacock feathers that was alleged to have once done duty in the harem
of Abdul Hamid, one-time Sultan of Turkey.

She was not sure at first that this strange looking being who fanned
her in such an amazing fashion was the young friend of the real
Travers Gladwin who had appeared on the scene from time to time during
that fateful afternoon, for his features were far from being in
repose. Positive torture was written on his clean-cut boyish face as
he wielded that fast fan in his handcuffed hands as if it were a task
imposed upon him by some evil spirit.

Certainly there was no grace in the savage gestures of his arms as his
wrists twisted and writhed in their shackles, but he stuck to his task
desperately, now and then hissing over his shoulder at Bateato to
learn why in thunder he didn't find smelling salts or whiskey or
brandy or something with which to restore the young lady to

And on his part, Bateato was racing about like a scared mouse, diving
into mysterious chests and cabinets or under divans or climbing up the
walls to explore recessed shelves. His activities were confined to
that one chamber, for a big, implacable policeman stood at the
entrance, with orders to keep his eye on the young woman and the Jap
and see that they did not escape or attempt to assist the vanished
picture expert in concealing himself or getting away.

As Helen's dazed faculties gradually resumed their normal activities
and she realized that Whitney Barnes was a reality, the humor of the
situation suddenly struck her fancy and she smiled. She was smiling
with eyes and lips when young Barnes turned back his head from another
reproach of Bateato and looked to see how she was coming on.

"Thank heaven!" he exclaimed. "I thought you were dead. I wanted to go
out for a doctor, but these confounded policemen wouldn't let me--yes,
and they wouldn't unlock me. Have I fanned enough? I'm pretty well
tuckered out, and these feathers get in one's nose so. Then this is an
extraordinary kind of a fan--they use them in harems or something of
the sort, and I've never fanned in harems."

"Please stop, then," laughed Helen, "and I'm a thousand times obliged
to you. If I could only have a glass of water I think I would be
myself again."

Bateato had at last pried into a cabinet that contained a decanter of
brandy and strange looking Moorish goblets, and from some curtained
enclosure he obtained cold water from a faucet. A sip of the potent
brandy and draught of water brought the color back to the girl's
cheeks and the light to her eyes. The change was so reassuring that
Whitney Barnes actually beamed and for a few moments dropped all
thought of his handcuffs.

"My, but you are beautiful!" he said impulsively. "I don't blame
Travers for going daffy in the Ritz, and do you know your eyes are
exactly like your cousin's!"

Helen laughed in spite of herself at the young man's headlong gush of
words, then became suddenly serious.

"We haven't time to talk about eyes now," she said soberly. "You must
assist me in telling these policemen how I brought this terrible
embarrassment upon Mr. Gladwin."

"Nothing of the sort," retorted Barnes. "He wouldn't hear of it. He'd
cut off both his arms before he'd allow your name to be dragged into
such a sensation. And I'd add mine, too, willingly, with these
bracelets on them."

"But that detective said he had a warrant for Mr. Gladwin for eloping
with me," cried Helen, blushing scarlet. "And, you know"----

"Yes, I know you're going to weep or faint or something else. Tell me
about your cousin--she's not m-m-married?"

"Sadie married!" ejaculated Helen. "Why, she's deathly afraid of men.
She's the most timid little thing in the world."

"Good!" cried Barnes, enthusiastically. "These handcuffs are not half
bad, now you tell me that."

"Why, what do you mean?" asked Helen, her eyes twinkling.

"Oh, nothing," said Barnes, trying to look unconcerned. "She's very
young?" he added quickly.

"A year younger than I am," said Helen, mischievously. There was
something positively fascinating about the intense seriousness that
had fallen upon the nervous features of Whitney Barnes.

"She's not too young to marry?" was his next query.

"N-no," Helen hesitated, "though I suppose you'd have to ask Auntie."

"Well, you didn't have to do that," he said in alarm. "Oh, I beg your
pardon," he added quickly, "please forgive me."

"You are forgiven," said Helen, with a catch in her breath; then
resolutely, "but that is all over with. It wasn't really real--only a
bad dream."

"Of course, it wasn't real," sympathized Barnes. "That fellow just
hypnotized you--and my eye, but he's a wonderful looking chap--sort of
a Hercules and Adonis all thrown into one. But to get back to
Sadie--I'm going to marry her."

"You are!" Helen half started from her chair.

"Be calm; be calm," and he waved her down with his shackled hands.
"When I say I'm going to marry her I merely state a fond belief I have
been cherishing since, m'm--well since a very long time ago to-day or
yesterday, for to-day is to-morrow by this time, you know. Now don't
stop me--I say I am going to marry your cousin because I believe in
Destiny with a big D. Do you?"

"I did," said Helen grimly, "but now I don't."

"Oh, yes, you do," Barnes breezed on. "You may not think that you
believe you do, but you really do, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised
if the destiny you thought out--as far as the name goes--Travers
Gladwin, I mean--comes true after all. But to come back to Sadie
and my Destiny. I have really got to marry her--orders from

"Orders from headquarters!" gasped Helen.

"Exactly! My governor--that is, my dad--that is, the pater--wrung a
promise from me, issued a command, a ukase, an ultimatum--said:
'Whitney Barnes, you go right out and get married and bring home a lot
of grand-children.' No; that wasn't it exactly--now let me think a
moment. Yes, I've got it--he said: 'You've simply got to marry and
settle down or I'll turn you out into the street.'"

"Wasn't that enough to take the wind out of you, when you'd never
given the idea of marriage a thought. Simply bowled me over. At first
I refused point blank, but when I saw how cut up the poor old dad was
about it I shook his hand and said: 'Pater, done--I'll go right out
and find a wife.' And I did."

"What!" said Helen faintly. "You went right out and got married?"

"No, no, no, my dear cousin. I simply found Sadie."

"And have you asked her? Not surely while we were here this

"Oh, I saw her later--when she came to-night with your aunt, while
your aunt was searching all over the place for you. Not that I really
asked her then, but we looked at each other, you know, and I think we
liked each other--and that's a big start. I just know we'll get
married--we're soul-mates! There isn't any doubt of it."

"Well, it strikes me," said Helen severely, "that you're a trifle

"Indeed I am," was his startling response. "You've got to be, in love.
If you don't think you're pretty fine how are you going to convince
anybody else that you are? But you'll have to excuse me for a
moment--these bracelets are cutting my wrists to pieces. I must find
that man who locked me up. You must stay here till I come back--I
won't be a minute," and the young man darted out of the room with a
ludicrous diving motion of his arms as he parted the heavy crimson
silk hangings at the doorway and caromed against the big policeman on



There was no turning Whitney Barnes away with a soft answer. His
appeals for admission were rising to a strident pitch when his friend
opened the door and yanked him in.

"Have you seen him?" demanded Barnes, looking about wildly.

"No," Gladwin returned. "I think he escaped."

"Oh, I don't mean the robber Johnny," complained Barnes, shaking out
his handcuffed wrists. "I mean the damned idiot who locked these
things on me."

"He's searching the house," said Gladwin, smiling at his friend's
tragic earnestness.

Detective Kearney came into the room alert as a race horse.

"We've been through the house from cellar to roof," he spat out while
his eyes searched every corner of the room.

"I say--look here," said Barnes, "can you unlock me?"

"No!" Kearney would not even look at him.

"Confound it, somebody ought to unlock me!" exclaimed the frantic
Barnes. "This is the most annoying position I was ever in in my life.
My valet even couldn't undress me with these things on."

"What's out that way?" asked Kearney, pointing to the panel door that
opened upon the backstairs hallway.

"Kitchen," said Gladwin, going to the door and opening it.

"Oh, yes," said Kearney, "the captain's back there?"

"But look here, detective," cried Barnes again, "who was that
inordinate ass who locked me up?"

"Ryan!" said Kearney, freezing a smile as it formed on his lips.

"Where is he?"

"On the roof."

"What the deuce is he doing on the roof?"

"Searching it."

"Well," stormed Barnes, "I'll go up there and if he don't unlock me
I'll push him off."

He dashed out of the room and up the stairs.

"Funny thing where that man got to, Mr. Gladwin," mused the Central
Office man, with a keen glance from under his heavy eyebrows.

"Yes, those chaps are clever, aren't they?" returned the young man
with affected unconcern. "I suppose he's miles away by this time."

"I don't think he's gone very far," rejoined Kearney, his voice
bristling with suspicion. "He couldn't have got away without the men
outside seeing him. We've got the block surrounded now. He's here in
this house, Mr. Gladwin--I guess you know that."

"I don't know anything of the kind," Gladwin denied, with a trifle too
much emphasis. A policeman appeared in the doorway and Kearney called
to him, "Ryan, I thought you were on the roof."

"Sergeant Burke sent me down," responded Ryan. "We've got the roofs
covered both way."

"Did you see the man you put the bracelets on?" asked Kearney.

"No," replied Ryan, "but I heard a lot of noise going up one of the
back stairways."

"You better go and find him," urged Travers Gladwin. "He's in an awful

"No," countermanded Kearney, "never mind him now."

"But you're wasting time here," persisted Gladwin. "I can look after
this room."

"_Oh, no, you can't!_" Kearney flashed back.

"Why not?"

"Because you're under arrest. I was after you when I happened to find
the other fellow. I haven't any idea you'll try and escape, Mr.
Gladwin, but a warrant is a warrant and duty's duty."

"But that warrant wasn't meant for me."


Kearney's eyes widened with surprise. "Was the girl running off with
that crook?" he asked quickly.

"No," Gladwin corrected, realizing his break.

"Then you better go along with Ryan. Ryan, you take him upstairs and
sit by him till I send for you."

"See here," the young man began to splutter as the giant Ryan seized
him and walked him on air out of the room and up the stairs.

Kearney went to the folding doors and shut them.

"He's in this room somewhere," muttered the detective, going to the
portières that curtained the window leading out to the balcony.

He was almost touching Wilson when the latter suddenly enveloped him
in the portière he had wrapped around himself and hurled the big
detective to the floor. As Kearney was untangling himself Wilson
darted between the portières, glanced out the window and saw that a
leap from the balcony would land him in the arms of three patrolmen.
He shook open the window and then shrank back into the far corner of
the embrasure.

Kearney was on his feet again and sprang out to the balcony.

"He came out this way," he yelled to the men below. "Did he jump

Kearney darted back into the room, looked everywhere, ran to the
folding doors and flung them open. Then he looked back at the panel
door, noticed that it was ajar and dived for it.

"He's hiding somewhere in this black alley," he said with an oath, and

A moment later Wilson peeked out and re-entered the room. He had
scarcely left his place of concealment when Officer No. 666 burst in.

"Oh, there ye are, Mr. Gladwin!" said Phelan, with a lovely grin.

"Yes, I'm here," nodded Wilson.

"I just come back with another bunch of cops," said Phelan, "but I
hear the crook got away. He's a smooth snake fer ye."

"No, I think he's still in the house," laughed Wilson, "and I'd like
to have you get the credit of catching him, Phelan. You go outside and
report to the captain, then come back here. Maybe I can help you find

"Thank ye, sorr," said Phelan, obeying the suggestion.

"Here comes another one," breathed the thief, hearing a heavy tread
and crossing the room to the big ornamental fireplace which had never
known a spark or speck of soot. There was a mammoth opening in the
chimney and Wilson vanished up it as Kearney plunged back into the

As the detective entered through the panel door, Watkins in full
chauffeur regalia appeared from the hallway.

"Well, who sent you?" Kearney pounced on him.

"I don't know," Watkins returned. "Some man--Gladwin, I think, is the
name. I was sent here for a lady."

"Well, you sit out in the hall and wait," snapped Kearney, who again
proceeded to explore the room, muttering and cursing.

The voice of Travers Gladwin in heated argument upstairs with Officer
Ryan became audible.

"I'll settle that fresh kid!" Kearney ejaculated, and made a break for
the stairs.

His departure was Wilson's cue to let himself down from the chimney.
He signalled Watkins, who was sitting in the hall. Watkins glided in.

"By George!" exclaimed Wilson, "we are going it some in here. You
certainly are taking big chances butting in. I didn't think you had
the nerve. It's a hundred to one against me, but I've beaten bigger
odds than that. You get up that chimney and I'll plant myself in the
chest. Quick, they're coming down again."

Watkins went up the chimney with the sinuous speed of a snake, and the
picture expert went into the chest with the agility of a wolf spider
ducking into its trap.

They were coming from all directions this time--Gladwin down the
stairs, about fourteen jumps ahead of Kearney, proclaiming that he
would telephone his lawyer and that he could put up $5,000,000 in
bonds for bail if need be. Phelan was coming through the front door
and Captain Stone through the hallway from the kitchen.

Glimpsing Gladwin, Phelan made a flying dive for him, yelling, "I got
him! I got him!"

They rolled on the floor in a heap.

"Have you got him, Phelan?" cried Captain Stone, rushing through the
room and into the hallway.

"I have, sorr," responded Phelan, proudly, getting to his feet and
pulling up his captive.

"What the devil's this," bawled Captain Stone, recognizing Gladwin.

"The thief, sorr," responded Phelan.

"The thief, hell! That's Mr. Gladwin!"

"W-w-w-what?" stuttered Phelan. Once again he entered into a condition
of complete mental paralysis.

"Has he hurt you, sir?" asked the captain, solicitously, noticing that
Gladwin's face was writhing.

"Nothing mortal," winced the young man.

"What's the matter with you, Phelan," the captain jumped on him. "Have
you been drunk to-day?"

"No, sorr," gurgled Phelan, "I"----

"Don't try to stop me, officer, I've come for my niece," crashed the
shrill voice of Mrs. Elvira Burton. She had seized a dramatic moment
for her re-entry.



Mrs. Burton would have arrived much earlier into the midst of the
maelstrom of events at the Gladwin mansion had not Fate in the shape
of a tire-blowout intervened.

She had set out from Police Headquarters with Detective Kearney as a
passenger and she had urged her red-headed chauffeur to pay not the
slightest heed to speed laws or any other laws. He had obeyed with
such enthusiasm that the blowout had occurred at the intersection of
Fifth avenue and Forty-second street.

Late as the hour was there was a large crowd gathered to hear the
society leader of Omaha deliver a lecture in strange French and
caustic English.

Kearney had transshipped to a taxicab, which accounted for his earlier

"Who's in charge here?" cried Mrs. Burton, sweeping into the room with
all sails set and drawing to the storm.

"I am," replied Captain Stone, none too pleasantly as the gold
lorgnettes were waved under his nose.

"Well, I came for my niece--produce her at once," insisted the panting

"You'll have to wait a few minutes," answered Captain Stone, grimly.
"We're otherwise engaged at present."

"But I have a warrant--I've ordered Mr. Gladwin's arrest!" she

"We'll attend to that later," snapped the captain. "We're looking for
a thief who broke in here to-night."

"A thief!" exclaimed Mrs. Burton. "Well, I saw him."

"What?" asked the amazed officer.

"Yes, when I was here before, and there he is now, only he's got a
policeman's uniform on."

Mrs. Burton pointed an accusing finger at Michael Phelan, who
proceeded to turn livid.

"You saw that man here before?" asked the wondering captain.

"Yes. He was in his shirt sleeves and when he saw me he ran away to

"Are you sure about this?" asked Captain Stone slowly, turning and
scowling at the condemned Phelan.

"I should say I am," declared the relentless Mrs. Burton. "How could I
ever forget that face?"

"C-c-c-captain, I-I-I w-w-want to explain"--chattered Phelan.

"There'll be time enough for that," the captain checked him. "For the
present you camp right here in this room. Don't you budge an inch from
it. That thief is somewhere in this house and we've got to find him."

"Give me my niece first," cried Mrs. Burton.

Captain Stone ignored the request and shouted to Kearney and the three
men who had followed him into the room:

"Come, we are wasting time. This house must be searched again and
searched thoroughly. I don't believe you have half done it. Lead the
way, Kearney, we'll begin on the next floor."

As they went out Sadie Burton timidly approached Whitney Barnes, who
was still making the rounds of every policeman in the house and
pleading to be unlocked.

"How do you do--what is the matter?" she said timidly, looking up into
Barnes's distressed face.

"I don't do at all," replied Barnes, tragically, folding his arms in
an effort to conceal the handcuffs.

"Why, you seem to have a chill," Sadie sympathized, with real concern
in her voice.

"I should say I have," gasped Barnes, "a most awful chill. But it may
pass off. Excuse me, here's a new policeman I haven't asked yet." The
young man crossed the room to Phelan.

"Have you got a key to these infernal shackles?" he asked, while Sadie
looked wonderingly after him.

"I've got a key to nothin'," growled Phelan. "Don't talk to me--I'd
like to kill some of yez."

Barnes retreated, backing into Mrs. Burton, who turned and seized

"Do you know where my niece is?" she demanded.

"Oh, yes, she's here, only you're breaking my arm."

"Where is she and where is that fiend Gladwin?"

"Oh, _the fiend Gladwin_ just went upstairs to her. She's upstairs


"Oh, I don't know--go up and find her, that is--I beg your pardon--I'll
lead the way--come, Miss Sadie."

The handcuffed youth led the procession up the stairs, leaving Officer
666 as solitary sentinel in the great drawing room and picture

"Well, I guess I'm dished fer fair," groaned Phelan as he mournfully
surveyed the deserted room and allowed his eyes to rest on the
portrait of a woman who looked out at him from mischievous blue eyes.

"An' all fer a pair o' them eyes," he added, wistfully. "'Tis tough."

He might have gone on at some length with this doleful soliloquy had
not a hand suddenly closed over his mouth with the grip of a steel

Alf Wilson had come out of the chest as noiselessly as he had
originally entered it and good fortune favored him to the extent of
placing Phelan with his back to him while his troubled mind was
steeped in a mixture of love and despair.

As the thief pounced upon the ill-fated Officer 666 he uttered, "Pst!
Pst! Watkins!"

That sinuous individual writhed out of the fireplace and came to his

"Get his elbows and put your knee in his back," instructed the thief,
"while I reach for my ether-gun. Thank God! Here it is in my pocket."

Phelan struggled in a fruitless effort to tear himself free, but
Wilson's grip was the grip of unyielding withes of steel and the slim
and wiry Watkins was just as muscular for his weight.

It was the task of a moment for the picture expert to bring round the
little silver device he called his ether-gun. Phelan was gasping for
breath through his nostrils, and Wilson had only to press the bulb
once or twice before the policeman's muscles relaxed and he fell
limply into Watkins's arms.

"That'll hold him for ten minutes at least," breathed Wilson. "That's
right, Watkins, prop him up while I get his belt and coat off--then
into the chest."

Phelan was completely insensible, but his weight and the squareness of
his bulk made it a strenuous task to support him and at the same time
remove his coat. Only a man of Wilson's size and prodigious strength
could have accomplished the feat in anything like the time required,
and both he and Watkins were purple and breathless when they lowered
the again unfrocked Officer 666 into the chest and piled portières and
a small Persian rug on top of him.

While Watkins held up the lid the thief tore off his claw-hammer coat
and stuffed that down into the chest. In another instant he had forced
his shoulders into the uniform coat, donned the cap and buckled on the

"Now break for it, Watkins," he gasped, fighting the buttons into the
buttonholes. "Take it easy out the front door. I'll go out on the
balcony and call down to the men in the street that it's all right.
Start the engine in the car and keep it going till I can make my
getaway. Now!"

Watkins vanished out the door at the psychological moment. Captain
Stone and Kearney were coming down the stairs engaged in earnest
conversation. So engrossed were they when they entered the room that
they failed to notice the absence of Officer 666, whose uniform was
strutting on the balcony while he himself lay anæsthetized in the

"How could he have been hiding in those portières, Kearney?" Captain
Stone was saying. "I looked through them before I left the room."

"I don't know how, Captain," replied Kearney, "but he was and Gladwin
knew it."

"You're sure of that?"


"I say, captain, do you know where Mr. Ryan is?" intervened the roving
Barnes, who seemed to have bobbed up from nowhere in particular with
Sadie in his train.

"He may be in the cellar and he may be on the roof," snapped the
captain. "Don't bother me now!"

"But I must bother you, by Jove," persisted the frantic Barnes. "I
demand that you send that man to unlock me. I'm not a prisoner or that
sort of thing."

Captain Stone ignored him, addressing Kearney:

"Well, if he isn't out now--he can't get out without an airship. Still
we had better search some more below stairs. Where's that man Phelan
gone? Look out on the balcony, Kearney."

Kearney stepped to the curtains, pulled them back, dropped them, and
nodded, "He's out there."

"Very well, let's go down into the cellar and work up. There isn't a
room in the house now that isn't guarded."

"But, dammit, Captain," exploded Barnes again, rattling his

"Don't annoy me--can't you see I'm busy," was all the satisfaction he
got as the captain and the Central Office man left the room.

Sadie came forward shyly as the policemen left.

"Did you find out where he is?" she asked anxiously.

"In the cellar or on the roof. When I get to the roof he is in the
cellar, and when I reach the cellar he is on the roof. He's more
elusive than a ghost."

"Whoever are you talking about?" cried Sadie.

"Mr. Ryan, of course."

"But I don't mean Mr. Ryan--I mean the chauffeur who came for Helen. I
heard Mr. Kearney speaking about him upstairs."

"Oh, there's a chauffeur after her, too?" said Barnes, enigmatically.

"Yes, and wasn't it fortunate that the police arrived just in time to
save her."

"The police!" sniffed Barnes in disgust. "A lot they had to do with
saving her."

"Didn't they really?"

"They did not. They bungled the whole thing up horribly. Why they'd
have brought in a parson to marry them if it hadn't been"--Barnes
managed to blush.

"Then who did prevent the elopement?" asked Sadie, eagerly. "I can't
get a word out of Helen on account of Auntie El."

"Can't you guess?" said Barnes, mysteriously, looking down upon her
with a sudden return of ardor.

"Oh, did you do it?" and Sadie looked up at him from under her

"Didn't I tell you I'd do it?" swelled Barnes.

Sadie thanked him with her wonderfully expressive eyes.

"Oh, it was nothing," shrugged Barnes.

"You're the nicest man I ever met," blurted Sadie, with astounding

"Do you mean that?" cried Barnes, rapturously.

"Indeed I mean it," admitted Sadie, timidly, backing away from his
burning glances.

"Then you won't mind my saying," said Barnes fervently, "that you're
the nicest ma'--I mean girl--I ever met. Why, would you believe
it--confound it, here's that man Gladwin again. Please come upstairs
and I'll finish, handcuffs or no handcuffs."



As Travers Gladwin skimmed up the stairs to warn Helen of the arrival
of her aunt, he was thinking on four sides of his brain at the same
time and revolving together so many lightning plans, that the result
was a good deal of a jumble. In consequence, he was wild-eyed, out of
breath and more than a trifle incoherent when he parted the crimson
curtains of the den and precipitately entered.

"Your aunt," he began as he checked his momentum and stopped against a
table beside which Miss Burton was seated, "but don't get up--and
don't be frightened. She need never know. I'll take the blame for
everything. I am the Travers Gladwin you were going to elope with, and
I'll go to jail if necessary."

He paused for breath, while Helen rose from her chair and protested.

"Impossible, Mr. Gladwin. I"----

"Nothing of the sort," the young man stopped her. "It is perfectly
possible, and I only wish that I were the man you had chosen to elope
with. I'd elope with you now--in a minute--aunt or no aunt."

"You must not talk that way," cried the young girl, her face aflame.
"You are only saying this out of politeness, a sense of chivalry, and
while I appreciate all you are doing for me I could not accept any
such sacrifice."

"Sacrifice!" he retorted, with increasing ardor. "Call it blessing;
call it heavenly boon; call it the pinnacle of my desire, the apogee
of my hopes--call it anything in the world but sacrifice."

"Oh, you must not talk to me this way!" exclaimed the girl, sinking
back into her chair and covering her face with her hands.

"But I certainly must," the young man reeled on. "It is the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. It has come upon me like a
stroke of lightning--it may not seem reasonable--it may not seem sane.
I can't help that. It is here--inside of me"----

"Stop," Helen interposed again, her voice faint and tremulous. "You
are taking advantage of my helpless situation. Why, you hardly know
me!" she added, with a swift change of tone as if she had made a
sudden discovery. Taking her hands from her face she looked up at him
through widening eyes misty with tears.

The young man bit his lip and turned his head away.

"Pardon me," he said bitterly, after a moment's pause. "I had not
thought of it in that light. It does seem as if I were taking
advantage of you." He looked at her steadily a moment until she
dropped her eyes.

"Can you think I am that sort of a man?" he asked abruptly and the
tenseness of his voice made her glance up at him again.

Helen made another remarkable discovery--that he had fine eyes and a
splendid mouth and nose.

"Can you think I am that sort of a man?" he repeated slowly, forcing
her to continue to yield her eyes to his earnest regard.

"No, no," Helen returned hastily. "I did not mean it that way--only I
cannot quite understand it. You never saw me till a few hours ago, and
then--and then I was engaged"----

She paused and shuddered.

"But that was a case of hypnotism," burst out the young man, letting
himself go again. "He is a marvelous man. I wish I had half of his
strength of will and--and good looks. It is past belief that he is
what he is, with all his talents, his appearance and his magnificent
courage. If it is in my power the police shall not reach him.

"At first my only object was to save you from the dreadful position of
becoming the wife of such a man, and also from the scandal that must
have followed if your elopement were discovered and he were arrested.
But now I must confess that the man compels my admiration, and that I
want to see him free for his own sake."

"And he is still in the house?" said Helen, anxiously.

"Yes, yes, and here comes your aunt. Now, I pray you, let me take the
brunt of this storm. I will ask nothing more of you. I am Travers
Gladwin and we were to have eloped--do you promise? For here she is."

"Yes," Helen whispered, and then the storm burst.

"So here you are at last, Helen Burton," came the first roll of
thunder from the doorway.

It was not as terrifying a rumble as it might have been had not the
statuesque and tightly laced Mrs. Burton lost a good deal of breath in
coming up the stairs. She came on into the room with tragic step,
followed by Whitney Barnes and Sadie, the latter keeping very close to
Barnes as if she feared that her cousin would cover her with
reproaches for having revealed the secret of the projected elopement.

"Calm yourself, madam; calm yourself," began Travers Gladwin, as he
stepped between her and her niece.

"And who are you, pray?" asked the majestic woman, haughtily.

"I am to blame for it all," he cried. "I am Travers Gladwin."

"What! You are Travers Gladwin! You are the wretch who sought to steal
off in the dead of night with my niece and ward. You! You!"

Mrs. Burton looked unutterable threats and maledictions. Travers
Gladwin could not resist a smile, which he hid by bowing low and

"I must humbly confess to being myself and plead guilty of the crime
of falling passionately in love with your niece. I"----

Helen rose quickly to her feet and confronted her aunt. There was fire
in the young girl's eye as she said:

"Aunt Ella, it is all a mistake, this"----

"Now, Helen," Gladwin turned and took the young girl's hand, "please
let me explain. You promised."

"She promised what?" flared Mrs. Burton.

"She foolishly promised to elope with me," said Gladwin sweetly, "but
when she got here and thought of the shock and grief that her dear
aunt might suffer she suddenly changed her mind. I had everything
arranged--car waiting, parson waiting, marriage license in my pocket,
everything! You see madam, I am the only guilty party. Your niece was
the innocent victim of my wiles."

Mrs. Burton looked from one to the other in complete bewilderment.
Helen could only blush and look confused. The immensity of Gladwin's
lie struck her dumb. Sadie was staring at him in open-mouthed
amazement. Even Whitney Barnes blinked his eyes and forgot his

Travers Gladwin met Mrs. Burton's frowning and perplexed stare with a
fatuous smile. At last she turned to Whitney Barnes and asked:

"Is he telling the truth?"


"Oh, yes," said Barnes, readily, "and if it hadn't been for me he
might have kidnapped her. He's almost as madly in love with her as I
am--you will have to excuse me a moment, I think I see that man

The shackled young man suddenly darted out of the room, followed by
Sadie, who seemed irresistibly drawn in his wake.

Mrs. Burton looked after them helplessly. A suspicion suddenly flashed
in her brain and she turned back to Gladwin.

"I feel sure that you are deceiving me," she charged him, "and that
that other young man is Travers Gladwin. You can't tell me that his
wrists were not handcuffed, for I just saw them."

"You are entirely mistaken," Gladwin returned soberly. "If you will
kindly step out into the music room I will show you a modest portrait
of myself that was painted three years ago by an eminent American
artist. Helen you will pardon us for just a moment," and he turned
with a broad smile that won him a smile in return, for the humor of
the situation had gradually beaten down whatever other emotions
stirred in the girl's breast.

Like one reluctantly led in a dream, Mrs. Burton allowed Gladwin to
escort her into the music room outside and conduct her to a painting
that hung in an obscure corner of the room.

"Do you think it flatters me?" he asked, as she regarded it dumbly.

She looked at him curiously and then back at the portrait, then shook
her head and muttered:

"There's a mystery here somewhere. You are all banded together in a
conspiracy. I do not know whom to believe. But it has gone far enough.
We will go back to Omaha to-morrow. I had no idea New York was such a
terrible place. Why are all these policemen running about?"

"Mainly in your interest," responded Gladwin quickly, "but if you will
consent not to send me to jail I will get them out of the house and
keep the unhappy termination of my romance out of the newspapers."

"Of course, it must not get in the newspapers," cried the horrified
Mrs. Burton.

"Then, madam, if you will go back to Helen and promise not to be too
hard with her I will attend to it."

"Was your father's name Edwin Gladwin?" asked Mrs. Burton, looking at
him with a swift change of expression as he led her back to the room
he called his den.

"Yes," said the young man, "but if you will excuse me I will endeavor
to get rid of all these policemen."

He suddenly darted from her and descended the stairs.



While he had not the slightest notion where the picture expert had
managed to conceal himself during his own enforced absence from the
scene of the chase, Travers Gladwin was confident that the man was
capable of outwitting an army of the sort of man-hunters who were
swarming within and without the aristocratic premises.

When he caught sight of Whitney Barnes and Sadie in a tender confab
that was just about to frond out into the full foliage of a romantic
climax, it was on his tongue to bid them carry their hearts upstairs
and string them together in a more secluded spot. They beat him to his
own suggestion, and were gone before he could utter a syllable.

He had the great drawing room and picture gallery to himself and was
scanning every corner of it when a voice punctuated the silence.

"Ah, Mr. Gladwin!"

The young man turned quickly and saw what he at first mistook for a
uniformed constable emerge from the portières that screened the

"Well, if it isn't"--he began in gaping surprise.

"Murphy, sorr, only a tighter fit." Wilson stepped through the
curtains twirling his club.

"So you are 666 now, eh?" Gladwin blurted. "And Phelan"----

"The gentleman who belongs in this tight-fitting frock? Oh, he's still

"And you managed to bribe him?"

"Not exactly that, Mr. Gladwin--say I persuaded him."

"My hat is off to you again," exclaimed the young man, "but don't
waste any time. You can get away easily in that uniform--quick, and
good luck."

"I never hurry in these cases," returned the thief, with an air of
calm indifference. "You see, I have an idea that the Captain and
Kearney are waiting for me at the front door, for they made a loud
declaration that they were going to search the cellar. I have had
similar experiences, my young friend."

"But they won't leave the front door, and they may burst in here at
any moment," protested Gladwin.

"But they will leave the front door when I want them to," said the
other, softly.

"By jove, you're a wonderful chap!"

"I've got to be to keep out of jail."

"It's a shame that you misdirect your energies and genius," said the
young man, earnestly.

"But you must acknowledge that I work hard for what I get."

"Yes, I do."

"And I really love pictures."

"For themselves?"

"H'm, yes--for themselves."

Travers Gladwin stood frowning at the floor for a moment, then looked
up quickly.

"See here, then--you've worked mighty hard for my pictures and I'm
going to give you a few of the best of them. Here!" And Gladwin
stepped over to the corner of the room where the trunk had been
dropped and picked up a bundle of canvases.

The picture expert wore a broad grin as the young man came toward him.
He waved aside the proffered bundle and said:

"Those are not the best of them. Just a minute."

He reached behind him and pulled down from under his belted coat a
similar carefully rolled bundle.

"These are the gems of your collection," he said grimly, offering the
slim roll of canvases. "I can't keep them now--you've been too white
about this whole thing. I couldn't even accept 'The Blue Boy.'"

Gladwin refused to accept the paintings and the thief laid them down
on the table. Stepping closer to the young man, he bent down and said
low and earnestly:

"When a man goes wrong, Gladwin, and the going leans against the lines
of least resistance, it's easier to keep on going than to stop and
switch off into the hard and narrow path. He is always hoping that
something will take hold of him and set him right, and that hope
usually involves a woman.

"I've been dreaming lately that I wanted something to set me going in
the right direction, but it seems that you have beaten me to that, or
are on the fair road to do it. The trouble is that I have forgotten
how to go about a clean thing cleanly."

"I'm mighty sorry, but"----Gladwin started.

"But you're also mighty glad."

"I shall always remember you, Wilson, and here's my hand on it that I
shall always be willing to help you up and out of the--the"----

"The muck!" supplied the thief, accepting Gladwin's hand and gripping

"However, we are wasting time and keeping the ladies up till an
unconscionable hour. If you will get your little Jap down here without
making a noise about it, I can use him and bid you good-night."

Gladwin went warily out into the hallway, reconnoitered the front door
and vestibule, then went to the stairway and uttered a short, sharp
whistle. Bateato came down as if on winged feet and halted as if
turned to stone between the big man in the uniform of Officer 666 and
his master.

"Come here," said Wilson, and plucked the Jap by the arm.

Bateato trembled with apprehension.

"Would you like to catch the thief?" the picture expert asked him.

"Ees, sair."

Bateato looked at his master, who nodded reassuringly.

"Well, the thief is in your master's room," said Wilson, impressively.
"Go up there and bang on the door--take that poker out of the
fireplace and make all the noise you can. Do you understand me?"

"Ees, sair," and Bateato's long lost grin returned. "I make bang,

"Yes, and yell, 'Police--quick, quick, quick--catch thief.'"

"Ees, sair, big much pleece come and tief run. Bateato run too and
pleece find all empty."

"Good--hurry!" and Wilson gave the Jap an unnecessary push toward the
fireplace, for the little Oriental fairly flew on his errand.

A moment later there burst upon the stillness of the mansion a
frightful uproar. The noise was distinctly audible in the street, as
Wilson had slipped to the door and opened it, then concealed himself
behind a curtain.

It was only a matter of seconds before Captain Stone, Kearney and the
entire outside patrol rushed in and piled up the stairs.

Travers Gladwin had not stirred from where he stood in the drawing-room
when Bateato got his instructions. He was intensely excited and feared
that some slip might spoil this inspired plan.

"Good-by," came a muffled hail from the hallway. Then there was
silence both within and without.

"Gad, I hope he makes it!" cried the young man and rushed to the
window. He had hardly reached there when the stillness was punctured
by a crash of shifting gears and the racket of a sixty horsepower
engine thrown into sudden, furious action.

"He's gone!" Gladwin breathed, as he saw a touring car hurl itself
athwart his vision. He recognized his former servant, Watkins, at the



It was as if a great burden had been removed from his shoulders.
Leaving the window and stepping back into the room, Travers Gladwin
stretched his arms above his head and exhaled a long breath of

"Now I can sit down and await developments," he said to himself,
slipping into a chair and stretching out his legs, "and it will only
remain for Michael Phelan to turn up or to fail to turn up and the
mystery of the escape is explained. Poor Phelan, he must be a terrific
simpleton, and I suppose I am partly to bla"----

His gaze had wandered to the great chest, the lid of which was
distinctly rising.

Before Gladwin could jump to his feet the lid was thrown back and
there sat the subject of his soliloquy in his shirt sleeves, jerking
his head about like a jack-in-the-box.

"Where in blazes am I?" he groaned as his eyes made out Travers

"You seem to be in the chest," replied the young man, covering his
mouth with his hand.

"Howly murther! me uniform is gone again!" exploded Phelan, struggling
to his feet and examining his shirt sleeves as if he feared he were
the victim of witchcraft.

He climbed out of the chest and turned a vindictive glance upon
Gladwin, who composed his features and said:

"Not guilty this time, Officer."

Phelan stared at him stupidly for a second and then let his arms and
shoulders go limp. He was a lugubriously pathetic figure as he turned
up his eyes and muttered:

"Now, I remember--they took it off me and drugged me an' rammed me
into the chest. Wurra! Wurra! I'm a goner now for shure."

Gladwin was about to speak when there was a run of feet on the stairs
and in burst Captain Stone and Detective Kearney. At the sight of
Phelan, the captain recoiled and his jaw dropped. Kearney likewise
regarded him in blank astonishment.

"Where's your uniform, Phelan?" roared Captain Stone when he could get
his breath.

"They took it off me--drugged me an' half murthered me--eight of 'em,"
whined Phelan.

"Eight of 'em!" yelled the captain. "There was only one of them, you

"I hope to croak if there wasn't two of 'em with the stren'th of
eight," rejoined Phelan, wiping his dripping forehead and rolling his
eyes. "An' they chloroformed me an' stuffed me into the chest. You can
ask Mr. Gladwin."

"If you let that thief escape in your uniform, Mike Phelan," stormed
the infuriated captain, "I'll break you to-morrow. And as for you, Mr.
Gladwin, if you had a hand in this"----

"Calm yourself, captain," returned the young man, "I am unable to
claim the honor. I just happened in here as Mr. Phelan was coming out
of the chest."

"Why did that Jap make such a thundering racket upstairs?" broke in
Kearney. "The whole thing looks to me like a frame-up."

Travers Gladwin shrugged his shoulders and said easily:

"Considering the number of policemen on the job, does it not also take
on the aspect of a slip-up? It would make rather amusing reading in
the newspapers, but if you prefer, gentlemen, we can let the matter
drop right here."

Captain Stone and Kearney looked at each other and found no comfort in
each other's countenances.

"Even though he got away with one hundred thousand dollars' worth of
my paintings, slipping out from under your very noses," Gladwin
pressed his advantage, "I may, for the sake of avoiding notoriety,
decide that it is best to keep the thing quiet. Of course, it is in
your power to compel publicity."

"Not against your wishes, sir," said Captain Stone, meekly.

"And you, Mr. Kearney," smiled the young man, looking up into the
frowning visage of the much advertised Central Office man.

"Captain Stone is my superior officer," said Kearney shortly, through
compressed lips.

"Very well, then, Captain," Gladwin ran on, "we will just drop the
incident from our minds. You will oblige me by calling off your men at

Captain Stone bowed and left the room, followed by Kearney.

"Well, Phelan," said Gladwin, turning to that distressed individual,
"the evening's entertainment seems at an end."

"'Tis a divvil of an intertainment fer me--I'll be broke to-morrer."

"Oh, no, Phelan," and the young man walked over and patted him on the
shoulder, "not broke--you'll resign."

"A swell chance I've got to resign--with no shield to turn in. It'll
break the heart of me poor ould mother."

There were tears in Michael Phelan's voice and his woe-begone
expression was pitiable. Young Gladwin hastened to cheer him up.

"I will take it upon myself to see that you are honorably discharged,
Phelan. I can almost swear that a little note to Captain Stone with an
inclosure of say four figures will put through your resignation."

"But I'll be out of a job, won't I?" flared Phelan.

"Not for a minute. I am going to give you a job for life."


"Yes, and at twice the salary you were getting. I'm going to appoint
you my private watchman to guard my picture gallery."

"Sure, an' this ain't one o' your jokes?" Phelan asked, with a dismal
effort to summon a grin.

"Indeed, it is not, and here is that five hundred dollar bill you so
foolishly surrendered to my friend the picture expert. Now, as all
your fellow officers seem to have departed you can begin your duties
by going upstairs and telling the ladies that the blockade has been

By the time Michael Phelan got the crisp saffron bill tucked away in
his jeans he was in full and glorious grin and made for the stairway
with an agility that was a distinct revelation of hidden resources. A
few minutes later Mrs. Burton entered the room, followed by her two

As her now calmer eye took in the room and the empty picture frames,
Mrs. Burton exclaimed:

"Whatever have you been doing here?"

"Some of my canvases need cleaning," was the ready response, with a
wink at Whitney Barnes, who was hovering about Sadie, "so I took the
most valuable ones out of the frames to send them to the cleaners."

Mrs. Burton swallowed the fib and began a tour of inspection of the

"Your father collected some of these, didn't he?" she said after a
pause. "Your father and my father were very good friends. I remember
not so long ago hearing him tell of that portrait of your ancestor,"
indicating the Stuart.

"Now I like this one--a Gainsborough, isn't it?" She had stopped in
front of "The Blue Boy."

"Do you like that one?" cried the young man.

"It's charming," gushed Mrs. Burton.

"It's yours."

"Mine! Why, I couldn't think of it."

"Please do me the honor of accepting it."

"After what has occurred to-night? Why, I"----Mrs. Burton couldn't
take her eyes from the picture, and seemed thrilled with an ecstasy of

"I will have it packed and shipped to you to-morrow."

Mrs. Burton wheeled upon him with an expression that fairly took him
to her arms.

"You dear, generous boy," she cried; "if Helen had only confided in
me--here is my card; come to me to-morrow and we will have a family
conference. I"----

"Auntie," interposed Helen in alarm.

"I will take charge of all the wedding arrangements," ran on Auntie,
fairly bubbling over. "Come early in the afternoon, Mr. Gladwin. I
must get my girls to bed. Good night--come, girls."

Mrs. Burton started for the door and Helen lingered behind.

"Oh, whatever shall I do?" she whispered to Gladwin.

"Whatever your heart dictates," he whispered in reply.

"And did he escape?" came the frightened query, as she dropped her
eyes and blushed.

"Yes, and they will never get him."

"Thank you!" She gave him her hand for a moment and was gone.



Sadie sat up with a start and rubbed her eyes.

"All right, Nanette," she said sleepily. "I'm awake."

The trim, rosy-cheeked maid smiled and swiftly left the room.

She had deposited one armful of fluffy things on a chair beside
Sadie's bed and another armful of fluffy things on a chair beside
Helen's bed. She had also performed other mysterious little offices
noiselessly before going to the side of Sadie's bed.

"And sleeping like an innocent babe," said the comely Nanette to
herself with a depth of affection in her tone. Then she bent down and
called in Sadie's ear:

"Ten o'clock, Miss Sadie."

She had to repeat the whispered call several times before Sadie's
eyelids fluttered and she stirred into life. The maid had vanished by
the time the younger of the two sleeping beauties had removed the
cobwebs from her eyes.

The twin rosewood beds lay side by side enveloped by the transparent
silken hangings of a single canopy. The room was exquisitely done in
pink and everywhere were evidences that the two lucky mortals who
slumbered therein were coddled and pampered to the limit of modern

Sadie's robe de nuit, as the fashion magazines put it, was a creation
of laces and ribbons and mighty becoming. She had admitted this to
herself as she surveyed her reflection in the tall oval mirror only
five hours before. She admitted it again as she hopped out of bed and
confronted herself in the same mirror. Then she turned and ran quickly
to the side of Helen's bed.

She bent down and kissed her cousin.

"Get up, Helen," Sadie urged, as the blue eyes reluctantly opened.
"Get up and dress, dear--we haven't much time."

"Much time for what?" asked Helen, sitting up and going through the
ceremony of rubbing her eyes.

"Much time before Auntie wakes."

A roseate blush spread up from the ribbons at Sadie's throat to the
roots of her fair hair.

Helen's eyes were wide open now and she looked at her cousin in
frowning puzzlement.

"And Mr. Hogg is expected," said Sadie, with swift inspiration.

"Whatever are you driving at?" asked Helen.

"Are you anxious to greet Mr. Hogg?" pouted Sadie.

"No," was the vehement response.

"Then we must be out when he comes--and I have an important engagement
at eleven."

Helen shot two little pink feet out of the covers and planked them
down on the velvety rug.

"Whom have you an engagement with, Sadie Burton?" she asked, with
breathless eagerness.

"I have an engagement to elope!"

This time Sadie turned her head to hide her blushes.

Helen seemed actually paralyzed. There was an intense pause before
Sadie wheeled round, flung her head defiantly and said with more fire
than she had ever in her life displayed:

"With Mr. Whitney Barnes--and you are going to assist me--you and Mr.

"You--cannot--be--serious, Sadie?" said the older cousin, slowly.

"I am, though!" was the passionate rejoinder. "Nanette and I packed my
steamer trunk after you and Auntie went to bed. Hurry now, Helen,
dear, for we must be at the Little Church Around the Corner at eleven
o'clock. I am going to wear my gray travelling dress and you your

"Why, you dreadful little minx, you!" cried Helen. "If you are poking
fun at me I will never forgive you."

"I am not poking fun," retorted Sadie with the same ardor and almost
in tears. "It is all planned and arranged. Whitney promised to have
everything ready at the church, including Travers Gladwin. He said he
couldn't wait another minute after eleven o'clock--that the suspense
would kill him--and he was so terribly in earnest about it that I
believe him."

"You goose!" exclaimed Helen, but now she was smiling and there was a
happy light in her eyes.

"Do you mean to tell me, Sadie Burton," she added, "that you fell in
love with that young man in a few hours--_you_, the man-hater!"

"Y-y-yes," admitted Sadie, her cheeks again on fire.

"And a man you don't know anything about--a perfect stranger!"

This brought the fire into the timid miss's eyes and she returned

"I know everything about him, Helen Burton--his whole family history,
and he is only obeying orders in rushing the ceremony."

"Obeying orders?"

"Yes, his father commanded him to marry me at once--and if he doesn't
obey he will be disinherited and have to become a plumber or something
to make a living. His father is Joshua Barnes, the mustard king--you
must have heard of him. When I told Auntie who he was she almost
collapsed and said something about Joshua Barnes buying and selling
twenty hogs--I suppose she meant Jabez Hogg."

"Why, I never heard of such a thing, Sadie. Mr. Barnes could not have
been serious. His father never saw you in his life."

"Oh, but he telephoned his father all about it before he proposed to
me. He was sure I would say yes. He is a wonderful mind-reader and
believes in mysteries and Fate. He said the minute he saw me he knew I
was his Fate."

Once more the modest Sadie was in a state bordering on conflagration.
Helen's eye sobered as she looked at and beyond Sadie.

"That was the very thing Travers Gladwin--I mean the real one--said to
me," she mused.

"He did!"

"Yes, and the way things have turned out it would seem"----

Helen stopped and covered her face with her hands. Sadie ran to her
and put her arms about her.

"You are going to help us, aren't you, Helen dear?" said Sadie,
tremulously. "I would tell Auntie about it only she would want a
tremendous wedding and all that. Whitney and I both hate big weddings.
I am too timid and he is too nervous--says he might swallow the ring
and choke to death. You will now, Helen darling?"

There was a little sob in Sadie's voice and Helen surrendered.

"You are doing a very rash thing, Sadie," Helen lectured, striving
to draw her brows into an expression of impressive solemnity. "My
own terrible experience should have been a lesson to you--a

"But it was Whitney Barnes who saved you, Helen!" cried Sadie,
exultantly. "You owe it all to him and that is why I began to love

"Nonsense!" retorted Helen sharply. "Mr. Barnes had nothing whatever
to do with it. All he did was to get himself handcuffed and run about
absurdly trying to be unlocked."

"But he was on watch and planned and planned," Sadie defended her

"Sadie Burton, I say that Whitney Barnes had nothing whatever to do
with it. He was merely an instrument. Travers Gladwin did it all. I
owe everything to him--_everything_! He would have gone to jail for
me, sacrificed all his wonderful paintings--oh, Sadie, it was
wonderful of him!"

It was Sadie who was thunderstruck now by the ardor in her cousin's
voice. Her amazement soon gave way to a beaming smile, and she mumbled
as she turned to her dressing table, "I do believe she is in love with



Marietta Featherington couldn't seem to concentrate her mind upon that
thirteenth chapter of "Lily the Lovely Laundress." The handsome
rat-catcher had just beaten the aristocratic villain to a pulp and
would have finished the job neatly and thoroughly had not Lily raised
her lovely fair hand and cried with the imperiousness of an empress:

"Pause, Giovanni! Pause! He may have a mother!"

Ordinarily Miss Featherington would have raced through the pages
hungrily, avidly. Not so on this fair November afternoon. Whether it
was the mince pie and melted cheese she had partaken of a bare hour
before, or whether it was the even-more-so-than-usual grumpy mood of
her employer, Joshua Barnes, she could not tell. Perhaps it was
neither. She refused to analyze it. Whatever the cause, she felt heavy
and wistful and sad.

From time to time the emotional Miss Featherington allowed Whitney
Barnes to flit through the corridors of her imagination. He had walked
heavily through her dreams the night before. His strange words of
yesterday had strangely moved her. Desperately she had striven to
solve the mystery. Were they words of love? If so, how would Old Grim
Barnes accept the declaration from his son's lips that he loved the
humble though, yes, though beautiful stenographer lady of the Barnes
Mustard Company, Limited?

Miss Featherington had half expected to walk into Joshua Barnes's
presence that morning and meet with a torrent of abuse. She had
rehearsed a cold and haughty retort. But her employer had greeted her
with a gruff, "Good-morning," and an expression that was equivalent to
a smile.

Alas! the prince had not spoken.

Marietta pounded out forty-two letters containing references to as
many different kinds of assorted and selected mustard before she
succeeded in dismissing the heir to the mustard millions from her
romantic thoughts and creating a new hero in his stead. The new hero
some way fell down and she picked up "Lily the Lovely Laundress." But
even the "Lovely Lily" failed to thrill and she laid the book aside.

A long sigh was escaping from the depressed maiden's bosom when the
door of the anteroom opened and who should enter but Whitney Barnes.
Marietta swallowed her sigh and clasped her hand over her palpitating

The young man was not alone, however, and he did not deign Miss
Featherington a glance as he held the door open and cried:

"Come in, children!"

The children were none other than Helen and Sadie and Travers Gladwin.
Nor did they deign Miss Featherington a glance as they assembled in a
little group, talking in hushed tones and punctuating their talk with
suppressed laughter.

By the time Whitney Barnes did turn to Marietta that young lady's nose
was elevated to an excruciating angle--so much so that she was unable
to fulfill her desire to sniff. There was cold hauteur in her stare as
she met the smile of Whitney Barnes and replied to his query:

"Yes, Mr. Barnes, your father is in and alone."

"Thank you, Miss Featherington," cried the young man, gaily, and an
instant later the little party of four had vanished behind a mahogany

Joshua Barnes was bent over his desk writing, as the door opened
noiselessly and the four young people entered. When he looked up his
son, Travers Gladwin and Helen were lined up beside his chair, the two
young men smiling sheepishly and the girls blushing crimson and
looking down at the floor.

"Hello, Pater," opened Whitney Barnes, "you remember Travers Gladwin.
This is Mrs. Gladwin, a bride of sixty-seven minutes!"

Old Grim Barnes was on his feet in an instant with a gallant bow to
Helen and a hearty handshake for the bridegroom.

For a second or two he failed to descry Sadie, who, as per rehearsal,
was hidden behind the two young men. As, with a look of surprise, he
spied her, Helen drew Sadie to her and managed to stammer:

"And this is my cousin Sadie, Mr. Barnes."

Sadie dropped a timid courtesy, her face on fire.

"How do you do, Miss--er"----

Joshua Barnes was feasting his eyes on Sadie's shy beauty and smiling

"I didn't catch the name," he added, turning to Helen.

"B-b-b," she began, when Whitney Barnes came to her rescue.

"Barnes, pater--Mrs. Sadie; that is, Mrs. Whitney Barnes--a bride of
seventy-seven minutes."

Whitney Barnes beamed upon his father and put his arm about the old
gentleman's shoulders to support him.

"How do you like my choice, dad?--isn't she a darling? Why don't you
ask to kiss the bride?"

Joshua Barnes breathed with difficulty for a moment and his eyes
blinked. Slowly he looked for confirmation in the faces of the
newlywed Gladwins, and when they both nodded and smiled, he returned
his glance to Sadie, who had turned very pale and was beginning to

The mustard king shook off his son's arm and gathered Sadie to him
with a bear hug.

He kissed her ten times in succession and then let her down in his
chair and patted her shoulder. Joshua Barnes was so happy that tears
glistened in his eyes. He continued to look at Sadie for a long moment
before he turned to his son and gulped:

"Whitney Barnes, you scoundrel--have you been keeping this from me?"

"Why no, dad," came the laughing answer. "I telephoned you about it
last night, and you called me"----

"For the first time in my life I made a mistake, Whitney Barnes,"
his father checked him, "and you both have my blessing a
thousandfold--provided you will take me in as a boarder."

"Done!" exclaimed Whitney Barnes.


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Max...................................Katherine Cecil Thurston
Mediator The........................................Roy Norton
Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes......................A. Conan Doyle
Missioner, The...........................E. Phillips Oppenheim
Miss Gibbie Gault..........................Kate Langley Bosher
Miss Philura's Wedding Gown............Florence Morse Kingsley
Miss Selina Lue.........................Maria Thompson Daviess
Mollie's Prince..................................Rosa N. Carey
Molly McDonald.................................Randall Parrish
Money Moon, The.................................Jeffery Farnol
Motor Maid, The.....................C. N. and A. M. Williamson
Moth, The..................................William Dana Orcutt
Mountain Girl, The...............................Payne Erskine
Mr. Pratt....................................Joseph C. Lincoln
Mr. Pratt's Patients.........................Joseph C. Lincoln
Mrs. Red Pepper..............................Grace S. Richmond
My Friend the Chauffeur.............C. N. and A. M. Williamson
My Lady Caprice.................................Jeffery Farnol
My Lady of Doubt...............................Randall Parrish
My Lady of the North...........................Randall Parrish
My Lady of the South...........................Randall Parrish
Mystery Tales..................................Edgar Allen Poe
Mystery of the Boule Cabinet, The..........Burton E. Stevenson
Nancy Stair..............................Elinor Macartney Lane
Ne'er-Do-Well, The...................................Rex Beach
Net, The.............................................Rex Beach
Night Riders, The..............................Ridgwell Cullum
No Friend Like a Sister..........................Rosa N. Carey
Officer 666...............Barton W. Currie and Augustin McHugh
Once Upon a Time.........................Richard Harding Davis
One Braver Thing.................................Richard Dehan
One Way Trail, The.............................Ridgwell Cullum
Orphan, The................................Clarence E. Mulford
Out of the Primitive........................Robert Ames Bennet
Pam.........................................Bettina Von Hutten
Pam Decides.................................Bettina Von Hutten
Pardners.............................................Rex Beach
Parrot & Co.....................................Harold McGrath
Partners of the Tide.........................Joseph C. Lincoln
Passage Perilous, The............................Rosa N. Carey
Passionate Friends, The............................H. G. Wells
Paul Anthony, Christian..........................Hiram W. Hays
Peter Ruff...............................E. Phillips Oppenheim
Phillip Steele............................James Oliver Curwood
Phra the Phoenician........................Edwin Lester Arnold
Pidgin Island..................................Harold MacGrath
Place of Honeymoons, The.......................Harold MacGrath
Pleasures and Palaces...................Juliet Wilbor Tompkins
Plunderer, The......................................Roy Norton
Pole Baker......................................Will N. Harben
Pool of Flame, The..........................Louis Joseph Vance
Polly of the Circus..............................Margaret Mayo
Poppy.........................................Cynthia Stockley
Port of Adventure, The..............C. N. and A. M. Williamson
Postmaster, The..............................Joseph C. Lincoln
Power and the Glory, The ..................Grace McGowan Cooke
Price of the Prairie, The...............Margaret Hill McCarter
Prince of Sinners, A.....................E. Phillips Oppenheim
Prince or Chauffeur.............................Lawrence Perry
Princess Passes, The................C. N. and A. M. Williamson
Princess Virginia, The..............C. N. and A. M. Williamson
Prisoners of Chance............................Randall Parrish
Prodigal Son, The...................................Hall Caine
Purple Parasol, The.....................George Barr McCutcheon
R.J.'s Mother..................................Margaret Deland
Ranching for Sylvia............................Harold Bindloss
Reason Why, The....................................Elinor Glyn
Redemption of Kenneth Galt, The.................Will N. Harben
Red Cross Girl, The......................Richard Harding Davis
Red Lane, The.......................................Holman Day
Red Pepper Burns.............................Grace S. Richmond
Red Republic, The...........................Robert W. Chambers
Refugees, The...................................A. Conan Doyle
Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary, The.....................Anne Warner
Rise of Roscoe Paine, The....................Joseph C. Lincoln
Road to Providence, The.................Maria Thompson Daviess
Robinetta..................................Kate Douglas Wiggin
Rose in the Ring, The...................George Barr McCutcheon
Rose of the World.....................Agnes and Egerton Castle
Rose of Old Harpeth, The................Maria Thompson Daviess
Round the Corner in Gay Street...............Grace S. Richmond
Routledge Rides Alone...................Will Levington Comfort
Rue: With a Difference...........................Rosa N. Carey
St. Elmo (Illustrated Edition)................Augusta J. Evans
Seats of the Mighty, The........................Gilbert Parker
Second Violin, The...........................Grace S. Richmond
Self-Raised (Illustrated)..........Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth
Septimus......................................William J. Locke
Set in Silver.......................C. N. and A. M. Williamson
Sharrow.....................................Bettina Von Hutten
Shepherd of the Hills, The..................Harold Bell Wright
Sheriff of Dyke Hole, The......................Ridgwell Cullum
Ship's Company....................................W. W. Jacobs
Sidney Carteret, Rancher.......................Harold Bindloss
Sign at Six, The..........................Stewart Edward White
Silver Horde, The....................................Rex Beach
Simon the Jester..............................William J. Locke
Sir Nigel.......................................A. Conan Doyle
Sir Richard Calmady................................Lucas Malet
Sixty-First Second, The...........................Owen Johnson
Slim Princess, The..................................George Ade
Speckled Bird, A..........................Augusta Evans Wilson
Spirit in Prison, A.............................Robert Hichens
Spirit of the Border, The............................Zane Grey
Spoilers, The........................................Rex Beach
Strawberry Acres.............................Grace S. Richmond
Strawberry Handkerchief, The....................Amelia E. Barr
Streets of Ascalon, The.....................Robert W. Chambers
Sunnyside of the Hill, The.......................Rosa N. Carey
Sunset Trail, The...........................Alfred Henry Lewis
Susan Clegg and Her Friend Mrs. Lathrop............Anne Warner
Sword of the Old Frontier, A...................Randall Parrish
Tales of Sherlock Holmes........................A. Conan Doyle
Tarzan of the Apes........................Edgar Rice Burroughs
Taste of Apples, The..............................Jennette Lee
Tennessee Shad, The...............................Owen Johnson
Tess of the D'Urbervilles.........................Thomas Hardy
Texican, The.....................................Dane Coolidge
That Affair Next Door.....................Anna Katharine Green
That Printer of Udell's.....................Harold Bell Wright
Their Yesterdays............................Harold Bell Wright
Throwback, The..............................Alfred Henry Lewis
Thurston of Orchard Valley.....................Harold Bindloss
To M. L. G.; Or, He Who Passed.......................Anonymous
To Him That Hath...................................Leroy Scott
Torn Sails.........................................Allen Raine
Trail of the Axe, The..........................Ridgwell Cullum
Trail to Yesterday, The..................Charles Alden Seltzer
Treasure of Heaven, The..........................Marie Corelli
Truth Dexter.....................................Sidney McCall
T. Tembarom............................Frances Hodgson Burnett
Turnstile, The..................................A. E. W. Mason
Two-Gun Man, The.........................Charles Alden Seltzer
Uncle William.....................................Jennette Lee
Under the Red Robe...........................Stanley J. Weyman
Up From Slavery...........................Booker T. Washington
Valiants of Virginia, The.................Hallie Erminie Rives
Vanity Box, The...............................C. N. Williamson
Vane of the Timberlands........................Harold Bindloss
Varmint, The......................................Owen Johnson
Vashti....................................Augusta Evans Wilson
Wall of Men, A..........................Margaret Hill McCarter
Watchers of the Plains, The....................Ridgwell Cullum
Way Home, The.......................................Basil King
Way of An Eagle, The................................E. M. Dell
Weavers, The....................................Gilbert Parker
West Wind, The............................Cyrus Townsend Brady
Wheel of Life, The...............................Ellen Glasgow
When Wilderness Was King.......................Randall Parrish
Where the Trail Divides.......................Will Lillibridge
Where There's A Will.....................Mary Roberts Rinehart
White Sister, The..............................Marion Crawford
Wind Before the Dawn, The.......................Dell H. Munger
Window at the White Cat, The.............Mary Roberts Rinehart
Winning of Barbara Worth, The...............Harold Bell Wright
With Juliet in England.......................Grace S. Richmond
With the Best Intentions.........................Bruno Lessing
Woman in the Alcove, The .................Anna Katharine Green
Woman Haters, The............................Joseph C. Lincoln
Woodcarver of 'Lympus, The......................Mary E. Waller
Woodfire in No. 3, The......................F. Hopkinson Smith
Wrecker, The............................Robert Louis Stevenson
Younger Set, The............................Robert W. Chambers
You Never Know Your Luck........................Gilbert Parker

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