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´╗┐Title: My Lady Caprice
Author: Farnol, Jeffery, 1878-1952
Language: English
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My Lady Caprice


Jeffrey Farnol





I sat fishing.  I had not caught anything, of course--I rarely do, nor
am I fond of fishing in the very smallest degree, but I fished
assiduously all the same, because circumstances demanded it.

It had all come about through Lady Warburton, Lisbeth's maternal aunt.
Who Lisbeth is you will learn if you trouble to read these veracious
narratives--suffice it for the present that she has been an orphan from
her youth up, with no living relative save her married sister Julia and
her Aunt (with a capital A)--the Lady Warburton aforesaid.

Lady Warburton is small and somewhat bony, with a sharp chin and a
sharper nose, and invariably uses lorgnette; also, she is possessed of
much worldly goods.

Precisely a week ago Lady Warburton had requested me to call upon
her--had regarded me with a curious exactitude through her lorgnette,
and gently though firmly (Lady Warburton is always firm) had suggested
that Elizabeth, though a dear child, was young and inclined to be a
little self-willed.  That she (Lady Warburton) was of opinion that
Elizabeth had mistaken the friendship which  had existed between us so
long for something stronger.  That although she (Lady Warburton) quite
appreciated the fact that one who wrote books, and occasionally a play,
was not necessarily immoral-- Still I was, of course, a terrible
Bohemian, and the air of Bohemia was not calculated to conduce to that
degree of matrimonial harmony which she (Lady Warburton) as Elizabeth's
Aunt, standing to her in place of a mother, could wish for.  That,
therefore, under these circumstances my attentions were--etc., etc.

Here I would say in justice to myself that despite the torrent of her
eloquence I had at first made some attempt at resistance; but who could
hope to contend successfully against a woman possessed of such an
indomitable nose and chin, and one, moreover, who could level a pair of
lorgnette with such deadly precision?  Still, had Lisbeth been beside
me things might have been different even then; but she had gone away
into the country--so Lady Warburton had informed me.  Thus alone and at
her mercy, she had succeeded in wringing from me a half promise that I
would cease my attentions for the space of six months, "just to give
dear Elizabeth time to learn her own heart in regard to the matter."

This was last Monday.  On the Wednesday following, as I wandered
aimlessly along Piccadilly, at odds with Fortune and myself, but
especially with myself, my eye encountered the Duchess of Chelsea.

The Duchess is familiarly known as the "Conversational Brook" from the
fact that when once she begins she goes on forever.  Hence, being in my
then frame of mind, it was with a feeling of rebellion that I obeyed
the summons of her parasol and crossed over to the brougham.

"So she's gone away?" was her greeting as I raised my hat--"Lisbeth,"
she nodded, "I happened to hear something about her, you know."

It is strange, perhaps, but the Duchess generally does "happen to hear"
something about everything.  "And you actually allowed yourself to be
bullied into making that promise--Dick! Dick! I'm ashamed of you."

"How was I to help myself?" I began.  "You see--"

"Poor boy!" said the Duchess, patting me affectionately with the handle
of her parasol, "it wasn't to be expected, of course.  You see, I know
her--many, many years ago I was at school with Agatha Warburton."

"But she probably didn't use lorgnettes then, and--"

"Her nose was just as sharp though--'peaky' I used to call it," nodded
the Duchess.  "And she has actually sent Lisbeth away--dear child--and
to such a horrid, quiet little place, too, where she'll have nobody to
talk to but that young Selwyn.

"I beg pardon, Duchess, but--"

"Horace Selwyn, of Selwyn Park--cousin to Lord Selwyn, of Brankesmere.
Agatha has been scheming for it a long time, under the rose, you know.
Of course, it would be a good match, in a way--wealthy, and all
that--but I must say he bores me horribly--so very serious and precise!"

"Really!" I exclaimed, "do you mean to say--"

"I expect she will have them married before they know it--Agatha's
dreadfully determined.  Her character lies in her nose and chin."

"But Lisbeth is not a child--she has a will of her own, and--"

"True," nodded the Duchess, "but is it a match for Agatha's chin? And
then, too, it is rather more than possible that you are become the
object of her bitterest scorn by now.

"But, my dear Duchess--"

"Oh, Agatha is a born diplomat.  Of course she has written before this,
and without actually saying it has managed to convey the fact that you
are a monster of perfidy; and Lisbeth, poor child, is probably crying
her eyes out, or imagining she hates you, is ready to accept the first
proposal she receives out of pure pique."

"Great heavens!" I exclaimed, "what on earth can I do?"

"You might go fishing," the Duchess suggested thoughtfully.

"Fishing!" I repeated, "--er, to be sure, but--"

"Riverdale is a very pretty place they tell me," pursued the Duchess in
the same thoughtful tone; "there is a house there, a fine old place
called Fane Court.  It stands facing the river, and adjoins Selwyn
Park, I believe."

"Duchess," I exclaimed, as I jotted down the address upon my cuff, "I
owe you a debt of gratitude that I can never--"

"Tut, tut!" said her Grace.

"I think I'll start to-day, and--"

"You really couldn't do better," nodded the duchess.

      *           *           *           *           *

And so it befell that on this August afternoon I sat in the shade of
the alders fishing, with the smoke of my pipe floating up into the

By adroit questioning I had elicited from mine host of the Three Jolly
Anglers the precise whereabouts of Fane Court, the abode of Lisbeth's
sister, and guided by his directions, had chosen this sequestered spot,
where by simply turning my head I could catch a glimpse of its tall
chimneys above the swaying green of the treetops.

It is a fair thing upon a summer's hot afternoon within some shady
bower to lie upon one's back and stare up through a network of branches
into the limitless blue beyond, while the air is full of the stir of
leaves, and the murmur of water among the reeds.  Or propped on lazy
elbow, to watch perspiring wretches, short of breath and purple of
visage, urge boats upstream or down, each deluding himself into the
belief that he is enjoying it.  Life under such conditions may seem
very fair, as I say; yet I was not happy.  The words of the Duchess
seemed everywhere about me.

"You are become the object of her bitterest scorn by now," sobbed the

"You are become," etc., etc., moaned the river.  It was therefore with
no little trepidation that I looked forward to my meeting with Lisbeth.

It was this moment that the bushes parted and a boy appeared.  He was a
somewhat diminutive boy, clad in a velvet suit with a lace collar, both
of which were plentifully bespattered with mud.  He carried his shoes
and stockings beneath one arm, and in the other hand swung a hazel
branch.  He stood with his little brown legs well apart, regarding me
with a critical eye; but when at length he spoke his attitude was
decidedly friendly.

"Hallo, man!"

"Hallo," I returned; "and whom may you be?"

"Well, my real name is Reginald Augustus, but they call me 'The Imp.'"

"I can well believe it," I said, eyeing his muddy person.

"If you please, what is an imp?"

"An imp is a sort of an--angel."

"But," he demurred, after a moment's thought, "I haven't got wings an'
things--or a trumpet."

"Your kind never do have wings and trumpets."

"Oh, I see," he said; and sitting down began to wipe the mud from his
legs with his stockings.

"Rather muddy, aren't you?" I hinted.  The boy cast a furtive glance at
his draggled person.

"'Fraid I'm a teeny bit wet, too," he said hesitatingly.  "You see,
I've been playing at 'Romans' an' I had to wade, you know, because I
was the standard bearer who jumped into the sea waving his sword an'
crying, 'Follow me!'  You remember him, don't you?--he's in the history

"To be sure," I nodded; "a truly heroic character.  But if you were the
Romans, where were the ancient Britons?"

"Oh, they were the reeds, you know; you ought to have seen me slay
them.  It was fine; they went down like--like--"

"Corn before a sickle," I suggested.

"Yes, just!" he cried; "the battle raged for hours."

"You must be rather tired."

"'Course not," he answered, with an indignant look.  "I'm not a
girl--and I'm nearly nine, too."

"I gather from your tone that you are not partial to the sex--you don't
like girls, eh, Imp?"

"Should think not," he returned; "silly things, girls are.  There's
Dorothy, you know; we were playing at executions the other day--she was
Mary Queen of Scots an' I was the headsman.  I made a lovely axe with
wood and silver paper, you know; and when I cut her head off she cried
awfully, and I only gave her the weeniest little tap--an' they sent me
to bed at six o'clock for it.  I believe she cried on purpose--awfully
caddish, wasn't it?"

"My dear Imp," said I, "the older you grow, the more the depravity of
the sex will become apparent to you."

"Do you know, I like you," he said, regarding me thoughtfully, "I think
you are fine."

"Now that's very nice of you, Imp; in common with my kind I have a
weakness for flattery-please go on."

"I mean, I think you are jolly."

"As to that," I said, shaking my head and sighing, "appearances are
often very deceptive; at the heart of many a fair blossom there is a
canker worm."

"I'm awfull' fond of worms, too," said the Imp.


"Yes.  I got a pocketful yesterday, only Aunty found out an' made me
let them all go again."

"Ah-yes," I said sympathetically; "that was the woman of it."

"I've only got one left now," continued the Imp; and thrusting a hand
into the pocket of his knickerbockers he drew forth six inches or so of
slimy worm and held it out to me upon his small, grimy palm.

"He's nice and fat!" I said.

"Yes," nodded the Imp; "I caught him under the gooseberry bushes;" and
dropping it back into his pocket he proceeded to don his shoes and

"Fraid I'm a bit muddy," he said suddenly.

"Oh, you might be worse," I answered reassuringly.

"Do you think they'll notice it?" he inquired, contorting himself
horribly in order to view the small of his back.

"Well," I hesitated, "it all depends, you know."

"I don't mind Dorothy, or Betty the cook, or the governess--it's Auntie
Lisbeth I'm thinking about."

"Auntie--who?" I exclaimed, regardless of grammar.

"Auntie Lisbeth," repeated the Imp.

"What is she like?"

"Oh, she's grown up big, only she's nice.  She came to take care of
Dorothy an' me while mother goes away to get nice an strong--oh Auntie
Lisbeth's jolly, you know."

"With black hair and blue eyes?"

The Imp nodded.

"And a dimple at the corner of her mouth?" I went on dreamily--"a
dimple that would lead a man to the--Old Gentleman himself."

"What old gentleman?"

"Oh, a rather disreputable old gentleman," I answered evasively.

"An' do you know my Auntie Lisbeth?"

"I think it extremely probable--in fact, I'm sure of it."

"Then you might end me your handkerchief, please; I tied mine to a bush
for a flag, you know, an' it blew away."

"You'd better come here and I'll give you a rub-down my Imp."  He
obeyed, with many profuse expressions of gratitude.

"Have you got any Aunties?" he inquired, as I laboured upon his miry

"No," I answered, shaking my head; "unfortunately mine are all Aunts
and that is vastly different."

"Oh," said the Imp, regarding me with a puzzled expression; "are they
nice--I mean do they ever read to out of the history book, and help you
to sail boats, an' paddle?"

"Paddle?" I repeated

"Yes.  My Auntie Lisbeth does.  The other day we got up awfull' early
an' went for a walk an' we came to the river, so we took off our shoes
an' stockings an' we paddled; it was ever so jolly, you know.  An' when
Auntie wasn't looking I found a frog an' put it in her stocking."

"Highly strategic, my Imp!  Well?"

"It was awful funny," he said, smiling dreamily.  "When she went to put
it on she gave a little high-up scream like Dorothy does when I pinch
her a bit--an' then she throwed them both away, 'cause she was afraid
there was frogs in both of them.  Then she put on her shoes without any
stockings at all, so I hid them."

"Where?" I cried eagerly.

"Reggie!" called a voice some distance away--a voice I recognised with
a thrill.  "Reggie!"

"Imp, would you like half a crown?"

"'Course I would; but you might clean my back, please," and he began
rubbing himself feverishly with his cap, after the fashion of a
scrubbing brush.

"Look here," I said, pulling out the coin, "tell me where you hid
them--quick--and I'll give you this."  The Imp held out his hand, but
even as he did so the bushes parted and Lisbeth stood before us.  She
gave a little, low cry of surprise at sight of me, and then frowned.

"You?" she exclaimed.

"Yes," I answered, raising my cap. And there I stopped, trying
frantically to remember the speech I had so carefully prepared--the
greeting which was to have explained my conduct and disarmed her
resentment at the very outset.  But rack my brain as I would, I could
think of nothing but the reproach in her eyes--her disdainful mouth and
chin--and that one haunting phrase:

"'I suppose I am become the object of your bitterest scorn by now?'" I
found myself saying.

"My aunt informed me of--of everything, and naturally--"

"Let me explain," I began.

"Really, it is not at all necessary."

"But, Lisbeth, I must--I insist--"

"Reginald," she said, turning toward the Imp, who was still busy with
his cap, "it's nearly tea-time, and--why, whatever have you been doing
to yourself?"

"For the last half hour," I interposed, "we have been exchanging our
opinions on the sex."

"An' talking 'bout worms," added the Imp.  "This man is fond of worms,
too, Auntie Lisbeth--I like him."

"Thanks," I said; "but let me beg of you to drop your very distant mode
of address, Call me Uncle Dick."

"But you're not my Uncle Dick, you know," he demurred.

"Not yet, perhaps; but there's no knowing what may happen some day if
your Auntie thinks us worthy--so take time by the forelock, my Imp, and
call me Uncle Dick."

Whatever Lisbeth might or might not have said was checked by the patter
of footsteps, and a little girl tripped into view, with a small, fluffy
kitten cuddled in her arms.

"Oh, Auntie Lisbeth," she began, but stopped to stare at me over the
back of the fluffy kitten.

"Hallo, Dorothy!" cried the imp; "this is Uncle Dick.  You can come an'
shake hands with him if you like."

"I didn't know I had an Uncle Dick," said Dorothy, hesitating.

"Oh, yes; it's all right," answered the Imp reassuringly.  "I found
him, you know, an' he likes worms, too!"

"How do you do, Uncle Dick?" she said in a quaint, old-fashioned way.
"Reginald is always finding things, you know, an' he likes worms, too!"
Dorothy gave me her hand demurely.

From somewhere near by there came the silvery chime of a bell.

"Why, there's the tea-bell!" exclaimed Lisbeth; "and, Reginald, you
have to change those muddy clothes.  Say good-bye to Mr. Brent,
children, and come along."

"Imp," I whispered as the others turned away, "where did you hide those
stockings?"  And I slipped the half crown into his ready palm.

"Along the river there's a tree--very big an' awfull' fat, you know,
with a lot of stickie-out branches, an' a hole in its stomach--they're
in there."

"Reginald!" called Lisbeth.

"Up stream or down?"

"That way," he answered, pointing vaguely down stream; and with a nod
that brought the yellow curls over his eyes he scampered off.

"Along the river," I repeated, "in a big, fat tree with a lot of
stickie-out branches!"  It sounded a trifle indefinite, I
thought--still I could but try.  So having packed up my rod I set out
upon the search.

It was strange, perhaps, but nearly every tree I saw seemed to be
either "big" or "fat"--and all of them had "stickie-out" branches.

Thus the sun was already low in the west, and I was lighting my fifth
pipe when I at length observed the tree in question.

A great pollard oak it was, standing upon the very edge of the stream,
easily distinguishable by its unusual size and the fact that at some
time or another it had been riven by lightning.  After all, the Imp's
description had been in the main correct; it was "fat," immensely fat:
and I hurried joyfully forward.

I was still some way off when I saw the distant flutter of a white
skirt, and--yes, sure enough, there was Lisbeth, walking quickly too,
and she was a great deal nearer the tree than I.

Prompted by a sudden conviction, I dropped my rod and began to run.
Immediately Lisbeth began running, too.  I threw away my creel and
sprinted for all I was worth.  I had earned some small fame at this
sort of thing in my university days, yet I arrived at the tree with
only a very few yards to spare.  Throwing myself upon my knees, I
commenced a feverish search, and presently--more by good fortune than
any thing else--my random fingers encountered a soft, silken bundle.
When Lisbeth came up, flushed and panting, I held them in my hands.

"Give them to me!" she cried.

"I'm sorry--"

"Please," she begged.

"I'm very sorry--"

"Mr. Brent." said Lisbeth, drawing her self up, "I'll trouble you for

"Pardon me, Lisbeth," I answered, "but if I remember anything of the
law of 'treasure-trove' one of these should go to the Crown, and one
belongs to me."

Lisbeth grew quite angry--one of her few bad traits.

"You will give them up at once--immediately?

"On the contrary,"  I said very gently, "seeing the Crown can have no
use for one, I shall keep them both to dream over when the nights are
long and lonely."

Lisbeth actually stamped her foot at me, and I tucked "them" into my

"How did you know they--they were here?" she inquired after a pause.

"I was directed to a tree with 'stickie-out' branches," I answered.

"Oh, that Imp!" she exclaimed, and stamped her foot again.

"Do you know, I've grown quite attached to that nephew of mine
already?" I said.

"He's not a nephew of yours," cried Lisbeth quite hotly.

"Not legally, perhaps; that is where you might be of such assistance to
us Lisbeth.  A boy with only an aunt here and there is unbalanced, so
to speak; he requires the stronger influence of an uncle.  Not," I
continued hastily, "that I would depreciate aunts--by the way, he has
but one, I believe?" Lisbeth nodded coldly.

"Of course," I nodded; "and very lucky in that one--extremely
fortunate.  Now, years ago, when I was a boy, I had three, and all of
them blanks, so to speak.  I mean none of them ever read to me out of
the history book, or helped me to sail boats, or paddled and lost
their--No, mine used to lecture me about my hair and nails, I remember,
and glare at me over the big tea urn until I choked into my teacup.  A
truly desolate childhood mine.  I had no big-fisted uncle to thump me
persuasively when I needed it; had fortune granted me one I might have
been a very different man, Lisbeth.  You behold in me a horrible
example of what one may become whose boyhood has been denuded of

"If you will be so very obliging as to return my--my property."

"My dear Lisbeth," I sighed, "be reasonable; suppose we talk of
something else;" and I attempted, though quite vainly, to direct her
attention to the glories of the sunset.

A fallen tree lay near by, upon which Lisbeth seated herself with a
certain determined set of her little, round chin that I knew well.

"And how long do you intend keeping me here?" she asked in a resigned

"Always, if I had my way."

"Really?" she said, and whole volumes could never describe all the
scorn she managed to put into that single word.  "You see," she
continued, "after what Aunt Agatha wrote and told me--"

"Lisbeth," I broke in, "if you'll only--"

"I naturally supposed--"

"If you'll only let me explain--"

"That you would abide by the promise you made her and wait--"

"Until you knew your own heart," I put in.  "The question is, how long
will it take you?  Probably, if you would allow me to teach you--"

"Your presence here now stamps you as--as horribly deceitful!"

"Undoubtedly," I nodded; "but you see when I was foolish enough to give
that promise your very excellent Aunt made no reference to her
intentions regarding a certain Mr. Selwyn."

"Oh!" exclaimed Lisbeth.  And feeling that I had made a point, I
continued with redoubled ardour:

"She gave me to understand that she merely wished you to have time to
know your own heart in the matter.  Now, as I said before, how long
will it take you to find out, Lisbeth?"

She sat chin in hand staring straight before her, and her black brows
were still drawn together in a frown.  But I watched her mouth--just
where the scarlet underlip curved up to meet its fellow.

Lisbeth's mouth is a trifle wide, perhaps, and rather full-lipped, and
somewhere at one corner--I can never be quite certain of its exact
location, because its appearance is, as a rule, so very meteoric--but
somewhere there is a dimple.  Now, if ever there was an arrant traitor
in this world it is that dimple; for let her expression be ever so
guileless, let her wistful eyes be raised with a look of tears in their
blue depths, despite herself that dimple will spring into life and undo
it all in a moment.  So it was now, even as I watched it quivered round
her lips, and feeling herself betrayed, the frown vanished altogether
and she smiled.  "And now, Dick, suppose you give me my--my--"

"Conditionally," I said, sitting down beside her.

The sun had set, and from somewhere among the purple shadows of the
wood the rich, deep notes of a blackbird came to us, with pauses now
and then, filled in with the rustle of leaves and the distant lowing of

"Not far from the village of Down in Kent," I began dreamily, "there
stands an old house with quaint, high-gabled roofs and twisted Tudor
chimneys!  Many years ago it was the home of fair ladies and gallant
gentlemen, but its glory is long past.  And yet, Lisbeth, when I think
of it at such an hour as this, and with you beside me, I begin to
wonder if we could not manage between us to bring back the old order of

Lisbeth was silent.

"It has a wonderful old-fashioned rose garden, and you are fond of
roses, Lisbeth."

"Yes," she murmured; "I'm very fond of roses."

"They would be in full bloom now," I suggested.

There was another pause, during which the blackbird performed three or
four difficult arias with astonishing ease and precision.

"Aunt Agatha is fond of roses, too!" said Lisbeth at last very gravely.
"Poor, dear Aunt, I wonder what she would say if she could see us now?"

"Such things are better left to the imagination," I answered.

"I ought to write and tell her," murmured Lisbeth.

"But you won't do that, of course?"

"No, I won't do that if--"


"If you will give me--them."

"One," I demurred.


"On one condition then--just once, Lisbeth?"

Her lips were very near, her lashes drooped, and for one delicious
moment she hesitated.  Then I felt a little tug at my coat pocket and
springing to her feet she was away with "them" clutched in her hand.

"Trickery!"  I cried, and started in pursuit.

There is a path through the woods leading to the Shrubbery at Pane
Court.  Down this she fled, and her laughter came to me on the wind. I
was close upon her when she reached the gate, and darting through,
turned, flushed but triumphant.

"I've won!"   she mocked, nodding her head at me.

"Who can cope with the duplicity of a woman?" I retorted!  "But,
Lisbeth, you will give me one--just one?"

"It would spoil the pair."

"Oh, very well," I sighed, "good night, Lisbeth," and lifting my cap I
turned away.

There came a ripple of laughter be hind me, something struck me softly
upon the cheek, and stooping, I picked up that which lay half unrolled
at my feet, but when I looked round Lisbeth was gone.

So presently I thrust "them" into my pocket and walked back slowly
along the river path toward the hospitable shelter of the Three Jolly



To sit beside a river on a golden afternoon listening to its whispered
melody, while the air about one is fragrant with summer, and heavy with
the drone of unseen wings!--What ordinary mortal could wish for more?
And yet, though conscious of this fair world about me, I was still
uncontent, for my world was incomplete--nay, lacked its most essential
charm, and I sat with my ears on the stretch, waiting for Lisbeth's
chance footstep on the path and the soft whisper of her skirts.

The French are indeed a great people, for among many other things they
alone have caught that magic sound a woman's garments make as she
walks, and given it to the world in the one word "frou-frou."

O wondrous word! O word sublime!  How full art thou of delicate
suggestion!  Truly, there can be no sweeter sound to ears masculine
upon a golden summer afternoon--or any other time, for that
matter--than the soft "frou-frou" that tells him SHE is coming.

At this point my thoughts were interrupted by something which hurtled
through the air and splashed into the water at my feet.  Glancing at
this object, I recognised the loud-toned cricket cap affected by the
Imp, and reaching for it, I fished it out on the end of my rod. It was
a hideous thing of red, white, blue, and green--a really horrible
affair, and therefore much prized by its owner, as I knew.

Behind me the bank rose some four or five feet, crowned with willows
and underbrush, from the other side of which there now came a
prodigious rustling and panting.  Rising to my feet therefore, I parted
the leaves with extreme care, and beheld the Imp himself.

He was armed to the teeth--that is to say, a wooden sword swung at his
thigh, a tin bugle depended from his belt, and he carried a bow and
arrow.  Opposite him was another boy, particularly ragged at knee and
elbow, who stood with hands thrust into his pockets and grinned.

"Base caitiff, hold!"  cried the Imp, fitting an arrow to the string:
"stand an' deliver!  Give me my cap, thou varlet, thou!" The boy's grin

"Give me my cap, base slave, or I'll shoot you--by my troth!"  As he
spoke the Imp aimed his arrow, whereupon the boy ducked promptly.

"I ain't got yer cap," he grinned from the shelter of his arm.  "It's
been an' gone an' throwed itself into the river!"  The Imp let fly his
arrow, which was answered by a yell from the Base Varlet.

"Yah!" he cried derisively as the Imp drew his sword with a
melodramatic flourish.  "Yah! put down that stick an' I'll fight yer."

The Imp indignantly repudiated his trusty weapon being called "a
stick"--"an' I don't think," he went on, "that Robin Hood ever fought
without his sword.  Let's see what the book says," and he drew a very
crumpled paper-covered volume from his pocket, which he consulted with
knitted brows, while the Base Varlet watched him, open-mouthed.

"Oh, yes," nodded the Imp; "it's all right.  Listen to this!" and he
read as follows in a stern, deep voice:

"'Then Robin tossed aside his trusty blade, an' laying bare his knotted
arm, approached the dastardly ruffian with many a merry quip and jest,
prepared for the fierce death-grip.'"

Hereupon the Imp laid aside his book and weapons and proceeded to roll
up his sleeve, having done which to his satisfaction, he faced round
upon the Base Varlet.

"Have at ye, dastardly ruffian!"  he cried, and therewith ensued a
battle, fierce and fell.

If his antagonist had it in height, the Imp made up for it in
weight--he is a particularly solid Imp--and thus the struggle lasted
for some five minutes without any appreciable advantage to either,
when, in eluding one of the enemy's desperate rushes, the Imp stumbled,
lost his balance, and next moment I had caught him in my arms.  For a
space "the enemy" remained panting on the bank above, and then with
another yell turned and darted off among the bushes.

"Hallo, Imp!"  I said.

"Hallo, Uncle Dick!"  he returned.

"Hurt?" I inquired.

"Wounded a bit in the nose, you know," he answered, mopping that organ
with his handkerchief; "but did you see me punch 'yon varlet' in the

"Did you, Imp?"

"I think so, Uncle Dick; only I do wish I'd made him surrender. The
book says that Robin Hood always made his enemies 'surrender an' beg
their life on trembling knee!'  Oh, it must be fine to see your enemies
on their knee!"

"Especially if they tremble," I added.

"Do you s'pose that boy--I mean 'yon base varlet' would have

"Not a doubt of it--if he hadn't happened to push you over the bank

"Oh!" murmured the Imp rather dubiously.

"By the way," I said as I filled my pipe, "where is your Auntie

"Well, I chased her up the big apple-tree with my bow an' arrow."

"Of course," I nodded.  "Very right and proper!"

"You see," he explained, "I wanted her to be a wild elephant an' she

"Extremely disobliging of her!"

"Yes, wasn't it?  So when she was right up I took away the ladder an'
hid it."

"Highly strategic, my Imp."

"So then I turned into Robin Hood.  I hung my cap on a bush to shoot
at, you know, an' 'the Base Varlet' came up an' ran off with it."

"And there it is," I said, pointing to where it lay.  The Imp received
it with profuse thanks, and having wrung out the water, clapped it upon
his curls and sat down beside me.

"I found another man who wants to be me uncle," he began.

"Oh, indeed?"

"Yes; but I don't want any more, you know."

"Of course not.  One like me suffices for your every-day needs--eh, my

The Imp nodded.  "It was yesterday," he continued.  "He came to see
Auntie Lisbeth, an' I found them in the summer-house in the orchard.
An' I heard him say, 'Miss Elizbeth, you're prettier than ever!"

"Did he though, confound him!"

"Yes, an then Auntie Lisbeth looked silly, an' then he saw me behind a
tree an' he looked silly, too, Then he said, 'Come here, little man!'
An' I went, you know, though I do hate to be called 'little man.'  Then
he said he'd give me a shilling if I'd call him Uncle Frank."

"And what did you answer?"

"'Fraid I'm awfull' wicked," sighed the Imp, shaking his head, "'cause
I told him a great big lie."

"Did you, Imp?"

"Yes.  I said I didn't want his shilling, an' I do, you know, most
awfully, to buy a spring pistol with."

"Oh, well, we'll see what can be done about the spring pistol," I
answered.  "And so you don't like him, eh?"

"Should think not," returned the Imp promptly.  "He's always so--so
awfull' clean, an' wears a little moustache with teeny sharp points on

"Any one who does that deserves all he gets," I said, shaking my head.
"And what is his name?"

"The Honourable Frank Selwyn, an' he lives at Selwyn Park--the next
house to ours."

"Oho!"   I exclaimed, and whistled.

"Uncle Dick," said the Imp, breaking in upon a somewhat unpleasant train
of thought conjured up by this intelligence, "will you come an' be
'Little-John under the merry greenwood tree?  Do?"

"Why what do you know about 'the merry greenwood,' Imp?"

"Oh lots!" he answered, hastily pulling out the tattered book. "This is
all about Robin Hood an' Little-John.  Ben, the gardener's boy, lent it
to me.  Robin Hood was a fine chap an' so was Little-John an' they used
to set ambushes an' capture the Sheriff of Nottingham an' all sorts of
caddish barons, an' tie them to trees.

"My Imp," I said, shaking my head, "the times are sadly changed. One
cannot tie barons--caddish or otherwise--to trees in these degenerate

"No, I s'pose not," sighed the Imp dolefully; "but I do wish you would
be Little-John, Uncle Dick."

"Oh, certainly, Imp, if it will make you any happier; though of a
truth, bold Robin," I continued after the manner of the story books,
"Little-John hath a mind to bide awhile and commune with himself here;
yet give but one blast upon thy bugle horn and thou shalt find my arm
and quarter-staff ready and willing enough, I'll warrant you!"

"That sounds awfull' fine, Uncle Dick, only--you haven't got a
quarter-staff, you know."

"Yea, 'tis here!" I answered, and detached the lower joint of my
fishing rod.  The Imp rose, and folding his arms, surveyed me as Robin
Hood himself might have done--that is to say, with an 'eye of fire.'

"So be it, my faithful Little-John," quoth he; "meet me at the Blasted
Oak at midnight.  An' if I shout for help--I mean blow my bugle--you'll
come an' rescue me, won't you, Uncle Dick?"

"Ay; trust me for that," I answered, all unsuspecting.

"'Tis well!" nodded the Imp; and with a wave of his hand he turned and
scrambling up the bank disappeared.  Of the existence of Mr. Selwyn I
was already aware, having been notified in this particular by the
Duchess, as I have told in the foregoing narrative.  Now, a rival in
air--in the abstract, so to speak--is one thing, but a rival who was on
a sufficiently intimate footing to deal in personal compliments, and
above all, one who was already approved of and encouraged by the powers
that be, in the person of Lady Warburton--Lisbeth's formidable
aunt--was another consideration altogether.

"Miss Elizabeth, you're prettier than ever!"

Somehow the expression rankled.  What right had he to tell her such
things?--and in a summer-house, too;--the insufferable audacity of the

A pipe being indispensable to the occasion, I took out my matchbox,
only to find that it contained but a solitary vesta.

The afternoon had been hot and still hitherto, with never so much as a
breath of wind stirring; but no sooner did I prepare to strike that
match than from somewhere--Heaven knows where--there came a sudden flaw
of wind that ruffled the glassy waters of the river and set every leaf
whispering.  Waiting until what I took to be a favourable opportunity,
with infinite precaution I struck a light. It flickered in a sickly
fashion for a moment between my sheltering palms, and immediately

This is but one example of that "Spirit of the Perverse" pervading all
things mundane, which we poor mortals are called upon to bear as best
we may.  Therefore I tossed aside the charred match, and having
searched fruitlessly through my pockets for another, waited
philosophically for some "good Samaritan" to come along.  The bank I
have mentioned sloped away gently on my left, thus affording an
uninterrupted view of the path.

Now as my eyes followed this winding path I beheld an individual some
distance away who crawled upon his hands and knees, evidently searching
for something.  As I watched, he succeeded in raking a Panama hat from
beneath a bush, and having dusted it carefully with his handkerchief,
replaced it upon his head and continued his advance.

With some faint hope that there might be a loose match hiding away in
some corner of my pockets, I went through them again more carefully,
but alas! with no better success; whereupon I gave it up and turned to
glance at the approaching figure.  My astonishment may be readily
imagined when I beheld him in precisely the same attitude as
before--that is to say, upon his hands and knees.

I was yet puzzling over this phenomenon when he again raked out the
Panama on the end of the hunting-crop he carried, dusted it as before,
looking about him the while with a bewildered air, and setting it
firmly upon his head, came down the path.  He was a tall young fellow,
scrupulously neat and well groomed from the polish of his brown riding
boots to his small, sleek moustache, which was parted with elaborate
care and twisted into two fine points.  There was about his whole
person an indefinable air of self-complacent satisfaction, but he
carried his personality in his moustache, so to speak, which, though
small, as I say, and precise to a hair, yet obtruded itself upon one in
a vaguely unpleasant way.  Noticing all this, I thought I might make a
very good guess as to his identity if need were.

All at once, as I watched him--like a bird rising from her nest--the
devoted Panama rose in the air, turned over once or twice and fluttered
(I use the word figuratively) into a bramble bush. Bad language was
writ large in every line of his body as he stood looking about him, the
hunting-crop quivering in his grasp.

It was at this precise juncture that his eye encountered me, and
pausing only to recover his unfortunate headgear, he strode toward
where I sat, "Do you know anything about this?" he inquired in a
somewhat aggressive manner, holding up a length of black thread.

"A piece of ordinary pack-thread," I answered, affecting to examine it
with a critical eye.

"Do you know anything about it?" he said again, evidently in a very bad

"Sir," I answered, "I do not."

"Because if I thought you did--"

"Sir." I broke in, "you'll excuse me, but that seems a very remarkable
hat of yours.

"I repeat if I thought you did--"

"Of course," I went on, "each to his taste, but personally I prefer one
with less 'gymnastic' and more 'stay-at-home, qualities."

The hunting-crop was raised threateningly.

"Mr. Selwyn?"  I inquired in a conversational tone.

The hunting-crop hesitated and was lowered.

"Well, sir?"

"Ah, I thought so," I said, bowing; "permit me to trespass upon your
generosity to the extent of a match--or, say, a couple."

Mr. Selwyn remained staring down at me for a moment, and I saw the
points of his moustache positively curling with indignation.  Then,
without deigning a reply, he turned on his heel and strode away. He had
not gone more than thirty or forty paces, however, when I heard him
stop and swear savagely--I did not need to look to learn the reason--I
admit I chuckled.  But my merriment was short-lived, for a moment later
came the feeble squeak of a horn followed by a shout and the Imp's
voice upraised in dire distress.

"Little-John! Little-John! to the rescue!" it called.

I hesitated, for I will freely confess that when I had made that
promise to the Imp it was with small expectation that I should be
called upon to fulfil it.  Still, a promise is a promise: so I sighed,
and picking up the joint of my fishing rod, clambered up the bank.
Glancing in the direction of the cries, I beheld Robin Hood struggling
in the foe's indignant grasp.

Now, there were but two methods of procedure open to me as I could
see--the serious or the frankly grotesque.  Naturally I chose the
latter, and quarter-staff on shoulder, I swaggered down the path with
an air that Little-John himself might well have envied.

"Beshrew me!" I cried, confronting the amazed Mr. Selwyn, "who dares
lay hands on bold Robin Hood?--away, base rogue, hie thee hence or I am
like to fetch thee a dour ding on that pate o' thine!"

Mr. Selwyn loosed the Imp and stared at me in speechless astonishment,
as well he might.

"Look ye, master," I continued, entering into the spirit of the thing,
"no man lays hand on Robin Hood whiles Little-John can twirl a staff or
draw a bow-string--no, by St. Cuthbert!"

The Imp, retired to a safe distance, stood hearkening in a transport
till, bethinking him of his part, he fished out the tattered book and
began surreptitiously turning over the pages; as for Mr. Selwyn, he
only fumbled at his moustache and stared.

"Aye, but I know thee," I went on again, "by thy sly and crafty look,
by thy scallopped cape and chain of office, I know thee for that same
Sheriff of Nottingham that hath sworn to our undoing. Go to! didst'
think to take Robin--in the greenwood?  Out upon thee! Thy years should
have taught thee better wisdom. Out upon thee!"

"Now will I feed"--began the Imp, with the book carefully held behind
him, "now will I feed fat mine vengeance--to thy knees for a scurvy

"Aye, by St. Benedict!" I nodded, "twere well he should do penance on
his marrow-bones from hither to Nottingham Town; but as thou art
strong--be merciful, Robin."

Mr. Selwyn still curled the point of his moustache.

"Are you mad," he inquired, "or only drunk?"

"As to that, good master Sheriff, it doth concern thee nothing--but
mark you! 'tis an ill thing to venture within the greenwood whiles
Robin Hood and Little-John he abroad."

Mr. Selwyn shrugged his shoulders and turned to the Imp.

"I am on my way to see your Aunt Elizabeth, and shall make it my
particular care to inform her of your conduct, and to see that you are
properly punished.  As for you, sir," he continued, addressing me, "I
shall inform the police that there is a madman at large."

At this double-barrelled threat the Imp was plainly much dismayed, and
coming up beside me, slipped his hand into mine, and I promptly
pocketed it.

"Sweet master Sheriff," I said, sweeping off my cap in true outlaw
fashion, "the way is long and something lonely; methinks--we will
therefore e'en accompany you, and may perchance lighten the tedium with
quip and quirk and a merry stave or so."

Seeing the angry rejoinder upon Mr. Selwyn's lips, I burst forth
incontinent into the following ditty, the words extemporised to the
tune of "Bonnie Dundee":

  There lived a sheriff in Nottinghamshire,
  With a hey derry down and a down;
  He was fond of good beef, but was fonder of beer,
  With a hey derry down and a down

By the time we reached the Shrubbery gate the imp was in an ecstasy and
Mr. Selwyn once more reduced to speechless indignation and
astonishment.  Here our ways diverged, Mr. Selwyn turning toward the
house, while the Imp and I made our way to the orchard at the rear.

"Uncle Dick," he said, halting suddenly, "do you think he will

"My dear Imp," I answered, "a man who wears points on his moustache is
capable of anything."

"Then I shall be sent to bed for it, I know I shall!"

"To run into a thread tied across the path must have been very
annoying," I said, shaking my head thoughtfully, "especially with a
brand-new hat!"

"They were only 'ambushes,' you know, Uncle Dick."

"To be sure," I nodded.  "Now, observe, my Imp, here is a shilling; go
and buy that spring-pistol you were speaking of, and take your time
about it; I'll see what can be done in the meanwhile."

The Imp was reduced to incoherent thanks.

"That's all right." I said, "but you'd better hurry off."

He obeyed with alacrity, disappearing in the direction of the village,
while I went on toward the orchard to find Lisbeth.  And presently,
sure enough, I did find her--that is to say, part of her, for the
foliage of that particular tree happened to be very thick and I could
see nothing of her but a foot.

A positively delicious foot it was, too, small and shapely, that swung
audaciously to and fro; a foot in a ridiculously out-of-place little
patent-leather shoe, with a sheen of slender silken ankle above.

I approached softly, with the soul of me in my eyes, so to speak, yet,
despite my caution, she seemed to become aware of my presence in some
way--the foot faltered in its swing and vanished as the leaves were
parted and Lisbeth looked down at me.

"Oh, it's you?" she said, and I fancied she seemed quite pleased.
"You'll find a step-ladder somewhere about--it can't be very far."

"Thanks," I answered, "but I don't want one."

"No; but I do; I want to get down.  That little wretched Imp hid the
ladder, and I've been here all the afternoon," she wailed.

"But then you refused to be an elephant, you know," I reminded her.

"He shall go to bed for it--directly after tea!" she said.

"Lisbeth," I returned, "I firmly believe your nature to be altogether
too sweet and forgiving--"

"I want to come down!"

"Certainly," I said; "put your left foot in my right hand, take firm
hold of the branch above and let yourself sink gently into my arms."

"Oh!" she exclaimed suddenly, "here's Mr. Selwyn coming," and following
her glance, I saw a distant Panama approaching.

"Lisbeth," said I, "are you anxious to see him?"

"In this ridiculous situation--of course not!"

"Very well then, hide--just sit there and leave matters to me and--"

"Hush," she whispered, and at that moment Selwyn emerged into full
view.  Catching sight of me he stopped in evident surprise.

"I was told I should find Miss Elizabeth here," he said stiffly.

"It would almost appear that you had been misinformed," I answered. For
a moment he seemed undecided what to do.  Would he go away?  I
wondered.  Evidently not, for after glancing about him he sat himself
down upon a rustic seat near-by with a certain resolute air that I did
not like.  I must get rid of him at all hazards.

"Sir," said I, "can I trespass on your generosity to the extent of a
match or say a couple?"  After a brief hesitation he drew out a very
neat silver match-box, which he handed to me.

"A fine day, sir?" I said, puffing at my pipe.

Mr. Selwyn made no reply.

"I hear that the crops are looking particularly healthy this year," I
went on.

Mr. Selwyn appeared to be utterly lost in the contemplation of an
adjacent tree.

"To my mind an old apple tree is singularly picturesque," I began
again, "nice nobbly branches, don't you know."

Mr. Selwyn began to fidget.

"And then," I pursued, "they tell me that apples are so good for the

Mr. Selwyn shifted his gaze to the toe of his riding boot, and for a
space there was silence, so much so, indeed, that an inquisitive rabbit
crept up and sat down to watch us with much interest, until--evidently
remembering some pressing engagement--he disappeared with a flash of
his white tail.

"Talking of rabbits," said I, "they are quite a pest in Australia, I
believe, and are exterminated by the thousand; I have often wondered if
a syndicate could not be formed to acquire the skins--this idea, so far
as I know, is original, but you are quite welcome to it if--"

Mr. Selwyn rose abruptly to his feet.

"I once in my boyhood possessed a rabbit--of the lop-eared variety," I
continued, "which overate itself and died.  I remember I attempted to
skin it with dire results--"

"Sir." said Mr. Selwyn.  "I beg to inform you that I am not interested
in rabbits, lop-eared or otherwise, nor do I propose to become so;

But at this moment of my triumph, even as he turned to depart,
something small and white fluttered down from the branches above, and
the next moment Selwyn had stooped and picked up a lace handkerchief.
Then, while he stared at it and I at him, there came a ripple of
laughter and Lisbeth peered down at us through the leaves.

"My handkerchief-thank you," she said, as Selwyn stood somewhat taken
aback by her sudden appearance.

"The trees hereabouts certainly bear very remarkable, not to say
delightful fruit," he said.

"And as you will remember, I was always particularly fond of apple
trees," I interpolated.

"Mr. Selwyn," smiled Lisbeth, "let me introduce you to Mr. Brent."

"Sir," said I, "I am delighted to make your acquaintance; have heard
Her Grace of Chelsea speak of you--her friends are mine, I trust?"

Mr.  Selwyn's bow was rather more than distant.

"I have already had the pleasure of meeting this--this very original
gentleman before, and under rather peculiar circumstances, Miss
Elizabeth," he said, and forthwith plunged into an account of the whole
affair of the "ambushes," while Lisbeth, perched upon her lofty throne,
surveyed us with an ever-growing astonishment.

"Whatever does it all mean?" she inquired as Mr. Selwyn made an end.

"You must know, then," I explained, leaning upon my quarter-staff, "the
Imp took it into his head to become Robin Hood; I was Little-John, and
Mr.  Selwyn here was so very obliging as to enact the role of Sheriff
of Nottingham--"

"I beg your pardon," exclaimed Mr.  Selwyn indignantly, turning upon me
with a fiery eye.

"Every one recollects the immortal exploits of Robin and his 'merrie
men,'" I continued, "and you will, of course, remember that they had a
habit of capturing the sheriff and tying him up to trees and things.
Naturally the Imp did not proceed to that extreme.  He contented
himself with merely capturing the Sheriff's hat--I think that you will
agree that those 'ambushes' worked line a charm, Mr. Selwyn?"

"Miss Elizabeth," he said, disdaining any reply, "I am aware of the
af--affection you lavish upon your nephew; I hope that you will take
measures to restrain him from such pranks--such very disgraceful
pranks--in the future.  I myself should suggest a change of
companionship [here he glanced at me] as the most salutary method.
Good-afternoon, Miss Elizabeth." So saying, Mr. Selwyn raised his hat,
bowed stiffly to me, and turning upon an indignant heel, strode
haughtily away.

"Well!" exclaimed Lisbeth, with a look of very real concern.

"Very well, indeed!" I nodded; "we are alone at last."

"Oh, Dick! but to have offended him like this!"

"A highly estimable young gentleman," I said, "though deplorably
lacking in that saving sense of humour which--"

"Aunt Agatha seems to think a great deal of him."

"So I understand," I nodded.

"Only this morning I received a letter from her, in which, among other
things, she pointed out what a very excellent match he would be."

"And what do you think?"

"Oh, I agree with her, of course; his family dates back ages and ages
before the Conqueror, and he has two or three estates besides Selwyn
Park, and one in Scotland."

"Do you know, Lisbeth, that reminds me of another house--not at all big
or splendid, but of great age; a house which stands not far from the
village of Down, in Kent; a house which is going to rack and ruin for
want of a mistress.  Sometimes, just as evening comes on, I think it
must dream of the light feet and gentle hands it has known so many
years ago, and feels its loneliness more than ever."

"Poor old house!" said Lisbeth softly.

"Yes, a house is very human, Lisbeth, especially an old one, and feels
the need of that loving care which only a woman can bestow, just as we
do ourselves."

"Dear old house!" said Lisbeth, more softly than before.

"How much longer must it wait--when will you come and care for it,

She started, and I thought her cheeks seemed a trifle pinker than usual
as her eyes met mine.

"Dick," she said wistfully, "I do wish you would get the ladder; it's
horribly uncomfortable to sit in a tree for hours and--"

"First of all, Lisbeth, you will forgive the Imp--full and freely,
won't you?"

"He shall go to bed without any tea whatever."

"That will be rank cruelty, Lisbeth; remember he is a growing boy."

"And I have been perched up here--between heaven and earth--all the

"Then why not come down?" I inquired.

"If you will only get the ladder--"

"If you will just put your right foot in my--"

"I won't!" said Lisbeth.

"As you please," I nodded, and sitting down, mechanically took out my
pipe and began to fill it, while she opened her book, frowning. And
after she had read very studiously for perhaps two minutes, she drew
out and consulted her watch.  I did the same.

"A quarter to five!" I said.

Lisbeth glanced down at me with the air of one who is deliberating upon
two courses of action, and when at length she spoke, every trace of
irritation had vanished completely.

"Dick, I'm awfully hungry."

"So am I," I nodded.

"It would be nice to have tea here under the trees, wouldn't it?"

"It would be positively idyllic!" I said.

"Then if you will please find that ladder--"

"If you will promise to forgive the Imp--"

"Certainly not!" she retorted.

"So be it!" I sighed, and sat down again.  As I did so she launched her
book at me.

"Beast!" she exclaimed.

"Which means that you are ready to descend?" I inquired, rising and
depositing the maltreated volume side by side with my pipe on a rustic
table near-by; "very good.  Place your right foot in--"

"Oh, all right," she said quite pettishly, and next moment I had her in
my arms.

"Dick! put me down-at once!"

"One moment, Lisbeth; that boy is a growing boy--"

"And shall go to bed without any tea!" she broke in.

"Very well, then," I said, and reading the purpose in my eyes, she
attempted, quite vainly, to turn her head aside.

"You will find it quite useless to struggle, Lisbeth," I warned. "Your
only course is to remember that he is a growing boy."

"And you are a brute!" she cried.

"Undoubtedly," I answered, bending my head nearer her petulant lips.

"But think of the Imp in bed, lying there, sleepless, tealess, and
growing all the while as fast as he can."

Lisbeth surrendered, of course, but my triumph was greatly tempered
with disappointment.

"You will then forgive him for the 'ambushes' and cherish him with much
tea?" I stipulated, winking away a tress of hair that tickled most

"Yes," said Lisbeth.

"And no bed until the usual hour?"

"No," she answered, quite subdued; "and now please do put me down." So
I sighed and perforce obeyed.

She stood for a moment patting her rebellious hair into order with
deft, white fingers, looking up at me meanwhile with a laugh in her
eyes that seemed almost a challenge.  I took a hasty step toward her,
but as I did so the Imp hove into view, and the opportunity was lost.

"Hallo, Auntie Lisbeth!" he exclaimed, eyeing her wonderingly; then his
glance wandered round as if in quest of something.

"How did she do it, Uncle Dick?" he inquired.

"Do what, my Imp?"

"Why, get out of the tree?"  I smiled and looked at Lisbeth.

"Did she climb down?"

"No," said I, shaking my head.

"Did she--jump down?"

"No, she didn't jump down, my Imp."

"Well, did she--did she fly down?"

"No, nor fly down--she just came down."

"Yes, but how did she--"

"Reginald," said Lisbeth, "run and tell the maids to bring tea out
here--for three."

"Three?" echoed the Imp.  "But Dorothy has gone out to tea, you
know--is Uncle Dick going to--"

"To be sure, Imp," I nodded.

"Oh, that is fine--hurrah, Little-John!" he cried, and darted off to
ward the house.

"And you, Lisbeth?" I said, imprisoning her hands, "are you glad also?"

Lisbeth did not speak, yet I was satisfied nevertheless.



Fane Court stands bowered in trees, with a wide stretch of the greenest
of green lawns sloping down to the river stairs.

They are quaint old stairs, with a marble rail and carved balusters,
worn and crumbling, yet whose decay is half hid by the kindly green of
lichens and mosses; stairs indeed for an idle fellow to dream over on a
hot summer's afternoon--and they were, moreover, a favourite haunt of
Lisbeth.  It was here that I had moored my boat, therefore and now lay
back, pipe in mouth and with a cushion beneath my head, in that
blissful state between Sleeping and waking.

Now, as I lay, from the blue wreaths of my pipe I wove me fair fancies:

And lo!  the stairs were no longer deserted; there were fine gentlemen,
patched and powdered, in silks and satins, with shoe-buckles that
flashed in the sun; there were dainty ladies in quilted petticoats and
flowered gowns, with most wonderful coiffures; and there was Lisbeth,
fairer and daintier than them all, and there, too, was I.  And behold
how demurely she courtesied and smiled behind her ivory fan!  With what
a grace I took a pinch of snuff!  With what an air I ogled and bowed
with hand on heart!  Then, somehow, it seemed we were alone, she on the
top stair, I on the lower.  And standing thus I raised my arms to her
with an appealing gesture.  Her eyes looked down into mine, the patch
quivered at the corner of her scarlet mouth, and there beside it was
the dimple.  Beneath her petticoat I saw her foot in a little pink
satin shoe come slowly toward me and stop again.  I watched scarce
breathing, for it seemed my fate hung in the balance.  Would she come
down to Love and me, or--

"Ship ahoy!" cried a voice, and in that moment my dream vanished. I
sighed, and looking round, beheld a head peering eat me over the
balustrade; a head bound up in a bandanna handkerchief of large pattern
and vivid colouring.

"Why, Imp!" I exclaimed.  But my surprise abated when he emerged into
full view.

About his waist was a broad-buckled belt, which supported a wooden
cutlass, two or three murderous wooden daggers and a brace of toy
pistols; while upon his legs were a pair of top-boots many sizes too
large for him, so that walking required no little care.  Yet on the
whole his appearance was decidedly effective.  There could be no
mistake--he was a bloodthirsty pirate!

The imp is an artist to his grimy finger tips.

"Avast, shipmate!" I cried.  "How's the wind?"

"Oh," he exclaimed, failing over his boots with eagerness, "do take me
in your boat, an' let's be pirates, will you, Uncle Dick?"

"Well, that depends.  Where is your Auntie Lisbeth?"

"Mr. Selwyn is going to row her and Dorothy up the river."

"The deuce he is!"

"Yes, an' they won't take me."

"Why not, my Imp?"

"'Cause they're 'fraid I should upset the boat.  So I thought I'd come
ask you to be a pirate, you know.  I'll lend you my best dagger an' one
of my pistols.  Will you, Uncle Dick?"

"Come aboard, shipmate, if you are for Hispaniola, the Tortugas, and
the Spanish Main," said I, whereupon he scrambled in, losing a boot
overboard in his baste, which necessitated much intricate angling with
the boat-hook ere it was recovered.

"They're Peter's, you know," he explained as he emptied out the water.

"I took them out of the harness-room; a pirate must have boots, you
know, but I'm afraid Peter'll swear."

"Not a doubt of it when he sees them," I said as we pushed off.

"I wish," he began, looking round thoughtfully after a minute or so, "I
wish we could get a plank or a yardarm from somewhere."

"What for, my Imp?"

"Why, don't you remember, pirates always had a plank for people to
'walk,' you know, an' used to 'swing them up to the yard-arm.'

"You seem to know all about it," I said as I pulled slowly down stream.

"Oh, yes, I read it all in Scarlet Sam, the Scourge of the South Seas.
Scarlet Sam was fine.  He used to stride up and down the quarterdeck
an' flourish his cutlass, an' his eyes would roll, an' he'd foam at the
mouth, an--"

"Knock everybody into 'the lee scuppers,'" I put in.

"Yes," cried the Imp in a tone of unfeigned surprise.  "How did you
know that, Uncle Dick?"

"Once upon a time," I said, as I swung lazily at the sculls, "I was a
boy myself, and read a lot about a gentleman named 'Beetle-browed Ben.'
I tell you.  Imp, he was a terror for foaming and stamping, if you
like, and used to kill three or four people every morning, just to get
an appetite for breakfast."  The Imp regarded me with round eyes.

"How fine!" he breathed, hugging himself in an ecstasy.

"It was," I nodded: "and then he was a very wonderful man in other
ways.  You see, he was always getting himself shot through the head, or
run through the body, but it never  hurt Beetle-browed Ben--not a bit
of it."

"An' did he 'swing people at the yard-arm--with a bitter smile'?"

"Lots of 'em!" I answered.

"An' make them 'walk the plank--with a horrid laugh'?"

"By the hundred!"

"An' 'maroon them on a desolate island--with a low chuckle'?"

"Many a time," I answered; "and generally with chuckle."

"Oh.  I should like to read about him!" said the Imp with a deep sigh;
"will you lend me your book about him, Uncle Dick?"

I shook my head.  "Unfortunately, that, together with many other valued
possessions, has been ravaged from me by the ruthless maw of Time," I
replied sadly.

The Imp sat plunged in deep thought, trailing his fingers pensively in
the water.

"And so your Auntie Lisbeth is going for a row with Mr. Selwyn, is
she?" I said.

"Yes, an' I told her she could come an' be a pirate with me if she
liked--but she wouldn't."

"Strange!" I murmured.

"Uncle Dick, do you think Auntie Lisbeth is in love with Mr. Selwyn?"

"What?" I exclaimed, and stopped rowing.

"I mean, do you think Mr. Selwyn is in love with Auntie Lisbeth?"

"My Imp.  I'm afraid he is.  Why?"

"Cause cook says he is, an' so does Jane, an' they know all about love,
you know.  I've heard them read it out of a book lots an' lots of
times.  But I think love is awfull' silly, don't you, Uncle Dick?"

"Occasionally I greatly fear so," I sighed.

"You wouldn't go loving anybody, would you, Uncle Dick?"

"Not if I could help it," I answered, shaking my head; "but I do love
some one, and that's the worst of it."

"Oh!" exclaimed the Imp, but in a tone more of sorrow than anger.

"Don't be too hard on me, Imp," I said; "your turn may come when you
are older; you may love somebody one of these days."

The Imp frowned and shook his head.  "No," he answered sternly; "when I
grow up big I shall keep ferrets.  Ben, the gardener's boy, has one
with the littlest, teeniest pink nose you ever saw."

"Certainly a ferret has its advantages," I mused.  "A ferret will not
frown upon one one minute and flash a dimple at one the next.  And
then, again, a ferret cannot be reasonably supposed to possess an aunt.
There is something to be said for your idea after all, Imp."

"Why, then, let's be pirates, Uncle Dick," he said with an air of
finality.  "I think I'll be Scarlet Sam, 'cause I know all about him,
an' you can be Timothy Bone, the boatswain."

"Aye, aye, sir," I responded promptly; "only I say, Imp, don't roll
your eyes so frightfully or you may roll yourself overboard."

Scorning reply, he drew his cutlass, and setting it between his teeth
in most approved pirate fashion, sat, pistol in hand, frowning
terrifically at creation in general.

"Starboard your helm--starboard!" he cried, removing his weapon for the

"Starboard it is!" I answered.

"Clear away for action!" growled the Imp.  "Double-shot the cannonades,
and bo'sun, pipe all hands to quarters."

Whereupon I executed a lively imitation of a boatswain's whistle. Most
children are blessed with imagination, but the Imp in this respect is
gifted beyond his years.  For him there is no such thing as "pretence";
he has but to close his eyes a moment to open them upon a new and a
very real world of his own--the golden world of Romance, wherein so few
of us are privileged to walk in these cold days of common-sense.  And
yet it is a very fair world peopled with giants and fairies; where
castles lift their grim, embattled towers; where magic woods and
forests cast their shade, full of strange beasts; where knights ride
forth with lance in rest and their armour shining in the sun.  And
right well we know them.  There is Roland, Sir William Wallace, and
Hereward the Wake; Ivanhoe, the Black Knight, and bold Robin Hood.
There is Amyas Leigh, old Salvation Yeo, and that lovely rascal Long
John Silver.  And there, too, is King Arthur, with his Knights of the
Round Table--but the throng is very great, and who could name them all?

So the Imp and I sailed away into this wonderful world of romance
aboard our gallant vessel, which, like any other pirate ship that ever
existed--in books or out of them--"luffed, and filling upon another
tack, stood away in pursuit of the Spanish treasure galleon in the

What pen could justly describe the fight which followed--how guns
roared and pistols flashed, while the air was full of shouts and cries
and the thundering din of battle; how Scarlet Sam foamed and stamped
and flourished his cutlass; how Timothy Bone piped his whistle as a
bo'sun should?  We had already sunk five great galleons and were hard
at work with a sixth, which was evidently in a bad way, when Scarlet
Sam ceased foaming and pointed over my shoulder with his dripping blade.

"Sail ho!" he cried.

"Where away?" I called back.

"Three points on the weather bow."  As he spoke came the sound of oars,
and turning my head, I saw a skiff approaching, sculled by a man in
irreproachable flannels and straw hat.

"Why, it's--it's him!" cried the Imp suddenly.  "Heave to, there!" he
bellowed in the voice of Scarlet Sam.  "Heave to, or I'll sink you with
a 'murderous broadside!'"  Almost with the words, and before I could
prevent him, he gave a sharp tug to the rudder lines; there was an
angry exclamation behind me, a shock, a splintering of wood, and I
found myself face to face with Mr. Selwyn, flushed and hatless.

"Damn!" said Mr. Selwyn, and proceeded to fish for his hat with the
shaft of his broken oar.

The Imp sat for a moment half frightened at his handiwork, then rose to
his feet, cutlass in hand, but I punted him gently back into his seat
with my foot.

"Really," I began, "I'm awfully sorry, you know--er--"

"May I inquire," said Mr. Selwyn cuttingly, as he surveyed his dripping
hat--"may I inquire how it all happened?"

"A most deplorable accident, I assure you.  If I can tow you back I
shall be delighted, and as for the damage--"

"The damage is trifling, thanks," he returned icily; "it is the delay
that I find annoying."

"You have my very humblest apologies," I said meekly.  "If I can be of
any service--"  Mr. Selwyn stopped me with a wave of his hand.

"Thank you, I think I can manage," he said; "but I should rather like
to know how it happened.  You are unused to rowing, I presume?"

"Sir," I answered, "it was chiefly owing to the hot-headedness of
Scarlet Sam, the Scourge of the South Seas."

"I beg your pardon?" said Mr. Selwyn with raised brows.

"Sir," I went on, "at this moment you probably believe yourself to be
Mr. Selwyn of Selwyn Park.  Allow me to dispel that illusion; you are,
on the contrary, Don Pedro Vasquez da Silva, commanding the Esmeralda
galleasse, bound out of Santa Crux.  In us you behold Scarlet Sam and
Timothy Bone, of the good ship Black Death, with the 'skull and
cross-bones' fluttering at our peak.  If you don't see it, that is not
our fault."

Mr. Selwyn stared at me in wide-eyed astonishment, then shrugging his
shoulders, turned his back upon me and paddled away as best he might.
"Well, Imp," I said, "you've done it this time!"

"'Fraid I have," he returned; "but oh!  wasn't it grand--and all that
about Don Pedro an' the treasure galleon!  I do wish I knew as much as
you do, Uncle Dick.  I'd be a real pirate then."

"Heaven forfend!" I exclaimed.  So I presently turned and rowed back
upstream, not a little perturbed in my mind as to the outcome of the

"Not a word, mind!" I cautioned as I caught sight of a certain dainty
figure watching our approach from the shade of her parasol. The Imp
nodded, sighed, and sheathed his cutlass.

"Well!" said Lisbeth as we glided up to the water-stairs; "I wonder
what mischief you have been after together?"

"We have been floating upon a river of dreams," I answered, rising and
lifting my hat; "we have likewise discoursed of many things. In the
words of the immortal Carroll:

"'Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, and cabbages, and--'"

"Pirates!" burst out the Imp.

"This dream river of ours," I went on, quelling him with a glance, "has
carried us to you, which is very right and proper.  Dream rivers always
should, more especially when you sit ''Mid sunshine throned, and all

"But I'm not all alone, Dick."

"No; I'm here," said a voice, and Dorothy appeared with her small and
fluffy kitten under her arm as usual.  "We are waiting for Mr. Selwyn,
you know.  We've waited, oh! a long, long time, but he hasn't come, and
Auntie says he's a beast, and--"

"Dorothy!" exclaimed Lisbeth, frowning.

"Yes, you did, Auntie," sad Dorothy, nodding her head.  "I heard you
when Louise ran up a tree and I had to coax her back; and I have a
clean frock on, too, and Louise will be oh so disappointed!" Here she
kissed the fluffy kitten on the nose.  "So he is a beast; don't you
think so, Uncle Dick?"

"Such delay is highly reprehensible," I nodded.

"I'm glad you've come, Uncle Dick, and so is Auntie.  She was hoping--"

"That will do, Dorothy!" Lisbeth interrupted.

"I wonder what she was hoping?" I sighed.

"If you say another word, Dorothy, I won't tell you any more about the
Fairy Prince," said Lisbeth.

"Why, then," I continued, seeing the threat had the desired effect,
"since Mr. Selwyn hasn't turned up, perhaps you would care to--"

"Be a pirate?" put in the Imp.  "To come for a row with us?" I

"Aboard the good ship Black Death," he went on, "'with the skull an'
cross-bones at our peak."

"Thanks," said Lisbeth, "but really, I don't think I should.  What a
horrible name!"

"What's in a name? a boat by any other--" I misquoted.  "If you like,
we'll call it the Joyful Hope, bound for the Land of Heart's Delight."

Lisbeth shook her head, but I fancied the dimple peeped at me for a

"It would be a pity to disappoint Louise," I said, reaching up to
stroke the fluffy kitten.

"Yes," cried Dorothy, "do let's go, Auntie."

"For the sake of Louise," I urged, and held out my arms to her. Lisbeth
was standing on the top stair and I on the lower, in exactly the same
attitudes as I had beheld in my vision.  I saw her foot come slowly
toward me and stop again; her red lips quivered into a smile, and lo,
there was the dimple!  Dorothy saw it, too--children are wonderfully
quick in such matters--and next moment was ensconced in the boat,
Louise in her lap, and there was nothing left for Lisbeth but to follow.

The Imp went forward to keep a "lookout," and finding a length of
fishing line, announced his intention of "heaving the lead."

I have upon several occasions ridden with Lisbeth--she is a good
horsewoman--frequently danced with her, but never before had I been
with her in a boat.  The novelty of it was therefore decidedly
pleasing, the more so as she sat so close that by furtively reaching
out a foot I could just touch the hem of her dress.

"Uncle Dick," said Dorothy, looking up at me with her big grey eyes,
"where is the Land of Heart's Delight?"

"It lies beyond the River of Dreams," I answered.

"Is it far away?"

"I afraid it is, Dorothy."

"Oh!--and hard to get to?"

"Yes though it depends altogether upon who is at the helm."

Lisbeth very slowly began to tie a knot in the rudder-line.

"Well, Auntie's steering now.  Could she get us there?"

"Yes, she could get us there, if she would."

"Oh!" cried Dorothy, "do--do steer for the Land of Heart's Delight,
Auntie Lisbeth; it sounds so pretty, and I'm sure Louise would like it
ever so much."

But Lisbeth only laughed, and tied another knot in the rudder-line.

"The Land of Heart's Delight!" repeated Dorothy.  "It sounds rather
like Auntie's tale of the Fairy Prince.  His name was Trueheart."

"And what was Prince Trueheart like?" I inquired.

"Fine!" broke in the Imp.  "He used to fight dragons, you know."

"And he lived in a palace of crystal," continued Dorothy, "and he was
so good and kind that the birds used to make friends with him!"

"An' he wore gold armour, an' a big feather in his helmet!"
supplemented the Imp.

"And of course he loved the beautiful princess," I ended.

"Yes," nodded Dorothy; "but how did you know there was a beautiful

"Uncle Dick knows everything, of course," returned the Imp

"Do you think the beautiful princess loved the prince, Dorothy?" I
asked, glancing at Lisbeth's averted face.

"Well," answered Dorothy, pursing her mouth thoughtfully, "I don't
know, Uncle Dick; you see, Auntie hasn't got to that yet, but everybody
loves somebody sometime, you know.  Betty--she's our cook, you
know--Betty says all nice tales end up in marrying and living happy
ever after."

"Not a doubt of it," said I, resting on my oars.  "What do you think,
Lisbeth?"  She leaned back and regarded me demurely beneath her long
lashes for a moment.

"I think," she answered, "that it would be much nicer if you would go
on rowing."

"One more question," I said.  "Tell me, has this Prince Trueheart got a

"Like Mr. Selwyn?" cried the Imp; "should think not.  The prince was a
fine chap, an' used to kill dragons, you know."

"Ah!  I'm glad of that," I murmured, passing my fingers across my
shaven upper lip; "very glad indeed."  Lisbeth laughed, but I saw her
colour deepen and she looked away.

"Oh, it must be lovely to kill a dragon!" sighed the Imp.

Now, as he spoke, chancing to look round, I saw in the distance a man
in a boat, who rowed most lustily--and the man wore a Panama.

Hereupon, taking a fresh grip upon my long sculls, I began to row--to
row, indeed, as I had not done for many a year, with a long, steady
stroke that made the skiff fairly leap.  Who does not know that feeling
of exhilaration as the blades grip the water and the gentle lapping at
the bow swells into a gurgling song?

The memorable time when I had "stroked" Cambridge to victory was
nothing to this.  Then it was but empty glory that hung in the balance,
while now I settled my feet more firmly, and lengthening my stroke,
pulled with a will.  Lisbeth sat up, and I saw her fingers tighten upon
the rudder-lines.

"You asked me to row, you know," I said in response to her look.

"Yo ho!" roared Scarlet Sam in the gruffest of nautical tones. "By the
deep nine, an' the wind's a-lee, so heave, my mariners all--O!"

At first we began to gain considerably upon our pursuer, but presently
I saw him turn his head, saw the Panama tossed aside as Mr. Selwyn
settled down to real business--and the struggle began.

Very soon, probably owing to the fixedness of my gaze, or my
unremitting exertion, or both, Lisbeth seemed to become aware of the
situation, and turned to look over her shoulder.  I set my teeth as I
waited to meet her indignant look, for I had determined to continue the
struggle, come what might.  But when at last she did confront me her
eyes were shining, her cheeks were flushed and there actually was--the

"Sit still, children," she said, and that was all; but for one moment
her eyes looked into mine.

The old river has witnessed many a hard-fought race in its time, but
never was there one more hotly contested than this.  Never was the song
of the water more pleasant to my ear, never was the spring and bend of
the long sculls more grateful, as the banks swept by faster and faster.
No pirate straining every inch of canvas to escape well-merited
capture, no smuggler fleeing for some sheltered cove, with the revenue
cutter close astern, ever experienced a keener excitement than did we.

The Imp was in a perfect ecstasy of delight; even Dorothy forgot her
beloved Louise for the time, while Lisbeth leaner toward me, the
tiller-lines over her shoulders, her lips parted and a light in her
eyes I had never seen there before.  And yet Selwyn hung fast in our
rear.  If he was deficient in a sense of humour, he could certainly row.

"He was an Oxford Blue," said Lisbeth, speaking almost in a whisper,
"and he has an empty boat!"

I longed to kiss the point of her little tan shoe or the hem of her
dress for those impulsive words, and tried to tell her so with my
eyes--breath was too precious just then.  Whether she understood or not
I won't be sure, but I fancy she did from the way her lashes drooped.

"Oh, my eyes!" bellowed Scarlet Sam; "keep her to it, quartermaster,
an' take a turn at the mizzen-shrouds!"

When I again glanced at our pursuer I saw that he was gaining.  Yes,
there could be no mistake; slowly but surely, try as I would, the
distance between us lessened and lessened, until he was so near that I
could discern the very parting of his back hair.  So, perforce, bowing
to the inevitable, I ceased my exertions, contenting myself with a
long, easy stroke.  Thus by the time he was alongside I had in some
measure recovered my breath.

"Miss--Eliz--beth," he panted, very hot of face and moist of brow,
"must beg--the--favour--of few words with you."

"With pleasure, Mr. Selwyn," answered Lisbeth, radiant with smiles; "as
many as you wish."  Forthwith Mr. Selwyn panted out his indictment
against the desperadoes of the Black Death, while the Imp glanced
apprehensively from him to Lisbeth and stole his hand furtively into

"I should not have troubled you with this, Miss Elizabeth," Selwyn
ended, "but that I would not have you think me neglectful of an
appointment, especially with you."

"Indeed, Mr. Selwyn, I am very grateful to you for opening my eyes to
such a--a--"

"Very deplorable accident," I put in.

"I--I was perfectly certain," she continued, without so much as
glancing in my direction, "that you would never have kept me waiting
without sufficient reason.  And now, Mr. Brent, if you will be so
obliging as to take us to the bank, Mr. Selwyn shall row us back--if he

"Delighted!" he murmured.

"I ordered tea served in the orchard at five o'clock," smiled Lizbeth,
"and it is only jest four, so--"

"Which bank would you prefer," I inquired--"The right or the left?"

"The nearest," said Lisbeth.

"Which should you think was the nearest, Mr. Selwyn?" I queried.
Disdaining any reply, Selwyn ran his skiff ashore, and I obediently
followed.  Without waiting for my assistance, Lisbeth deftly made the
exchange from one boat to the other, followed more slowly by Dorothy.

"Come, Reginald," she said, as Selwyn made ready to push off; "we're
waiting for you!"  The Imp squatted closer to me.

"Reginald Augustus!" said Lisbeth.  The Imp shuffled uneasily.  "Are
you coming?" inquired Lisbeth.

"I--I'd rather be a pirate with Uncle Dick, please, Auntie Lisbeth," he
said at last.

"Very well," nodded Lisbeth with an air of finality; "then of course I
must punish you."  But her tone was strangely gentle, and as she turned
away I'll swear I saw the ghost of that dimple--yes, I'll swear it.  So
we sat very lonely and dejected, the Imp and I, desperadoes though we
were, as we watched Selwyn's boat grow smaller and smaller until it was
lost round a bend in the river.

"'Spect I shall get sent to bed for this," said the Imp after a long

"I think it more than probable, my Imp."

"But then, it was a very fine race--oh, beautiful!" he sighed; "an' I
couldn't desert my ship an' Timothy Bone, an' leave you here all by
your self--now could I, Uncle Dick?"

"Of course not, Imp."

"What are you thinking about, Uncle Dick?" he inquired as I stared,
chin in hand, at nothing in particular.

"I was wondering, Imp, where the River of Dreams was going to lead me,
after all."

"To the Land of Heart's Delight, of course," he answered promptly; "you
said so, you know, an' you never tell lies, Uncle Dick--never."



The Three Jolly Anglers is an inn of a distinctly jovial aspect, with
its toppling gables, its creaking sign, and its bright lattices, which,
like merry little twinkling eyes, look down upon the eternal river
to-day with the same half-waggish, half-kindly air as they have done
for generations.

Upon its battered sign, if you look closely enough, you may still see
the Three Anglers themselves, somewhat worn and dim with time and
stress of weather, yet preserving their jollity through it all with an
heroic fortitude--as they doubtless will do until they fade away

It is an inn with raftered ceilings, and narrow, winding passageways;
an inn with long, low chambers full of unexpected nooks and corners,
with great four-post beds built for tired giants it would seem, and
wide, deep chimneys reminiscent of Gargantuan rounds of beef; an inn
whose very walls seem to exude comfort, as it were--the solid
comfortable comfort of a bygone age.

Of all the many rooms here to be found I love best that which is called
the Sanded Parlour.  Never were wainscoted walls of a mellower tone,
never was pewter more gleaming, never were things more bright and
speckless, from the worn, quaint andirons on the hearth to the
brass-bound blunderbuss, with the two ancient fishing-rods above. At
one end of the room was a long, low casement, and here I leaned,
watching the river near-by, and listening to its never-ceasing murmur.
I had dined an hour ago; the beef had been excellent--it always is at
the Three Jolly Anglers--and the ale beyond all criticism; also my pipe
seemed to have an added flavour.

Yet despite all this I did not enjoy that supreme content--that
philosophical calm which such beef and such ale surely warranted. But
then, who ever heard of Love and Philosophy going together?

Away over the uplands a round, harvest moon was beginning to rise,
flecking the shadowy waters with patches of silver, and, borne to my
ears upon the warm, still air, came the throb of distant violins. This
served only to deepen my melancholy, reminding me that somebody or
other was giving a ball to-night; and Lisbeth was there, and Mr. Selwyn
was there, of course, and I--I was here--alone with the brass-bound
blunderbuss, the ancient fishing-rods and the antique andirons on the
hearth; with none to talk to save the moon, and the jasmine that had
crept in at the open casement.  And noting the splendour of the night,
I experienced towards Lisbeth a feeling of pained surprise, that she
should prefer the heat and garish glitter of a ball-room to walking
beneath such a moon with me.

Indeed, it was a wondrous night! one of those warm still nights which
seem full of vague and untold possibilities!  A night with magic in the
air, when elves and fairies dance within their grassy rings, or biding
amid the shade of trees, peep out at one between the leaves; or again,
some gallant knight on mighty steed may come pacing slowly from the
forest shadows, with the moonlight bright upon his armour.

Yes, surely there was magic in the air to-right!  I half wished that
some enchanter might, by a stroke of his fairy wand, roll back the
years and leave me in the brutal, virile, Good Old Times, when men
wooed and won their loves by might and strength of arm, and not by
gold, as is so often the case in these days of ours.  To be mounted
upon my fiery steed, lance in hand and sword on thigh, riding down the
leafy alleys of the woods yonder, led by the throbbing, sighing melody.
To burst upon the astonished dancers like a thunder-clap; to swing her
up to my saddle-bow, and clasped in each other's arms, to plunge into
the green mystery of forest.

My fancies had carried me thus far when I became aware of a small,
furtive figure, dodging from one patch of shadow to another.  Leaning
from the window, I made out the form of a somewhat disreputable urchin,
who, dropping upon hands and knees, proceeded to crawl towards me over
the grass with a show of the most elaborate caution.

"Hallo!" I exclaimed, "halt and give the counter-sign!"  The urchin sat
up on his heels and stared at me with a pair of very round, bright eyes.

"Please, are you Mr. Uncle Dick?" he inquired.

"Oh," I said, "you come from the Imp, I presume."  The boy nodded a
round head, at the same time fumbling with something in his pocket.

"And whom may you be?" I inquired, conversationally.

"I'm Ben, I am."

"The gardener's boy?" Again the round head nodded acquiescence, as with
much writhing and twisting he succeeded in drawing a heterogeneous
collection of articles from his pocket, whence he selected a very dirty
and crumpled piece of paper.

"He wants a ladder so's he can git out, but it's too big fer me to
lift, so he told me to give you this here so's you would come an'
rescue him--please, Mr. Uncle Dick."  With which lucid explanation Ben
handed me the crumpled note.

Spreading it out upon the windowsill, I managed to make out as follows:

DEAR UNKEL DICK: I'm riting this with my hart's blood bekors I'm a
prisner in a gloomie dungun.  It isn't really my hart's blood it's only
red ink, so don't worry.  Aunty lisbath cent me to bed just after tea
bekors she said I'm norty, and when she'd gone Nurse locked me in so i
can't get out and I'm tired of being a prisner, so please i want you to
get the ladda and let me eskape, please unkel dick, will you.

yours till deth,

Auntie was reading Ivanhoe to us and I've been the Black Knight and you
can be Gurth the swine-herd if you like.

"So that's the way of it?" I said.

"Well! well! such an appeal shall not go unanswered, at least.  Wait
there, my trusty Benjamin, and I'll be with you anon."  Pausing only to
refill my tobacco-pouch and get my cap, I sallied out into the fragrant
night, and set off along the river, the faithful Benjamin trotting at
my heels.

Very soon we were skirting blooming flower-beds, and crossing trim
lawns, until at length we reached a certain wing of the house from a
window of which a pillow-case was dangling by means of a string.

"That's for provisions!" volunteered Ben; "we pertended he was
starving, so he lets it down an' I fill it with onions out of the
vegetable garden."  At this moment the curly head of the Imp appeared
at the window, followed by the major portion of his person.

"Oh, Uncle Dick!" he cried in a loud stage-whisper, "I think you had
better be the Black Knight, 'cause you're so big, you know."

"Imp," I said, "get in at once, do  you want to break your neck?"

The Imp obediently wriggled into safety.

"The ladder's in the tool-house, Uncle Dick--Ben'll show you. Will you
get it, please?" he pleaded in a wheedling tone.

"First of all, my Imp, why did your Auntie Lisbeth send you to bed--had
you been a very naughty boy?"

"No-o!" he answered, after a moment's pause, "I don't think I was so
very naughty--I only painted Dorothy like an Indian chief--green, with
red spots, an' she looked fine, you know."

"Green, with red spots!" I repeated.

"Yes; only auntie didn't seem to like it."

"I fear your Auntie Lisbeth lacks an eye for colour."

"Yes, 'fraid so; she sent me to bed for it, you know."

"Still, Imp, under the circumstances I think it would be best if you
got undressed and went to sleep."

"Oh, but I can't, Uncle Dick!"

"Why not, my Imp?"

"'Cause the moon's so very bright, an' everything looks so fine down
there, an' I'm sure there's fairies about--Moon-fairies, you know, and
I'm 'miserable."

"Miserable, Imp?"

"Yes, Auntie Lisbeth never came to kiss me good-night, an' so I can't
go to sleep, Uncle Dick!"

"Why that alters the case, certainly."

"Yes, an' the ladder's in the tool-house."

"Imp," I said, as I turned to follow Benjamin, "oh, you Imp!"

There are few things in this world more difficult to manage than a
common or garden ladder; among other peculiarities it has a most
unpleasant knack of kicking out suddenly just as everything appears to
be going smoothly, which is apt to prove disconcerting to the novice.
However, after sundry mishaps of the kind, I eventually got it reared
up to the window, and a moment afterwards the Imp had climbed down and
stood beside me, drawing the breath of freedom.

As a precautionary measure we proceeded to hide the ladder in a clump
of rhododendrons hard by, and had but just done so when Benjamin
uttered a cry of warning and took to his heels, while the Imp and I
sought shelter behind a friendly tree.  And not a whit too soon, for,
scarcely had we done so, when two figures came round a corner of the
house--two figures who walked very slowly and very close together.

"Why it's Betty-the cook, you know-an' Peter!" whispered the Imp.

Almost opposite our hiding-place Betty paused to sigh heavily and stare
up at the moon.

"Oh, Peter!" she murmured, "look at that there orb!"

"Ar!" said Peter, gazing obediently upward.

"Peter, ain't it 'eavenly; don't it stir your very soul?"

"Ar!" said Peter.

"Peter, are you sure you loves me more than that Susan thing at the
doctor's?"  A corduroy coat-sleeve crept slowly about Betty's plump
waist, and there came the unmistakable sound of a kiss.

"Really and truly, Peter?"

"Ar!" said Peter, "so 'elp me Sam!"  The kissing sound was repeated,
and they walked on once more, only closer than ever now on account of
the corduroy coat-sleeve.

"Those two are in love, you know," nodded the Imp.  "Peter says the
cheese-cakes she makes are enough to drive any man into marrying her,
whether he wants to or not, an' I heard Betty telling Jane that she
adored Peter, 'cause he had so much soul!  Why is it," he inquired,
thoughtfully, as he watched the two out of sight, "why is it, Uncle
Dick, that people in love always look so silly?"

"Do you think so?" I asked, as I paused to light my pipe.

"'Course I do!" returned the Imp; "what's any one got to put their arm
round girls for, just as if they wanted holding up--I think it's
awfull' silly!"

"Of course it is, Imp--your wisdom is unassailable--still, do you know,
I can understand a man being foolish enough to do it--occasionally."

"But you never would, Uncle Dick?"

"Alas, Imp!" I said, shaking my head, "Fortune seems to preclude all
chances of it."

"'Course you wouldn't," he exclaimed; "an' Ivanhoe wouldn't--"

"Ah, but he did!" I put in; "have you forgotten Rowena?"

"Oh!" cried the Imp dolefully, "do you really think he ever put his arm
round her?"

"Sure of it," I nodded.  The Imp seemed much cast down, and even

"But there was the Black Knight," he said, brightening
suddenly--"Richard of the Lion Heart, you know--he never did!"

"Not while he was fighting, of course, but afterwards, if history is to
be believed, he very frequently did; and we are all alike,
Imp--everybody does sooner or later."

"But why? Why should any one want to put their arm round a girl, Uncle

"For the simple reason that the girl is there to put it round, I
suppose.  And now, Imp, let us talk of fish."

Instinctively we had wandered towards the river, and now we stood to
watch the broad, silver path made by the moon across the mystery of its

"I love to see the shine upon the river like that," said the Imp,
dreamily; "Auntie Lisbeth says it's the path that the Moon-fairies come
down by to bring you nice dreams when you've been good.  I've got out
of bed lots of times an' watched an' watched, but I've never seen them
come.  Do you think there are fairies in the moon, Uncle Dick?"

"Undoubtedly," I answered; "how else does it keep so bright?  I used to
wonder once how they managed to make it shine so."

"It must need lots of rubbing!" said the Imp; "I wonder if they ever
get tired?"

"Of course they do, Imp, and disheartened, too, sometimes, like the
rest of us, and then everything is black, and people wonder where the
moon is.  But they are very brave, these Moon-fairies, and they never
quite lose hope, you know; so they presently go back to their rubbing
and polishing, always starting at one edge.  And in a little while we
see it begin to shine again, very small and thin at first, like a--"


"Yes, just like a thumb-nail; and so they go on working and working at
it until it gets as big and round and bright as it is to-night."

Thus we walked together through a fairy world, the Imp and I, while
above the murmur of the waters, above the sighing of the trees, came
the soft, tremulous melody of the violins.

"I do wish I had lived when there were knights like Ivanhoe," burst out
the Imp suddenly; "it must have been fine to knock a man off his horse
with your lance."

"Always supposing he didn't knock you off first, Imp."

"Oh! I should have been the sort of knight that nobody could knock off,
you know.  An' I'd have wandered about on my faithful charger, fighting
all sorts of caddish barons, and caitiffs, an' slaying giants; an' I'd
have rescued lovely ladies from castles grim--though I wouldn't have
put my arm round them, of course!"

"Perish the thought, my Imp!"

"Uncle Dick!" he said, insinuatingly, "I do wish you'd be the Black
Knight, an' let me be Ivanhoe."

"But there are no caitiffs and things left for us to fight, Imp, and no
lovely ladies to rescue from castles grim, alas!"

Now we had been walking on, drawn almost imperceptibly by the magic
thread of the melody, which had led us, by devious paths, to a low
stone wall, beyond which we could see the gleam of lighted windows and
the twinkle of fairy-lamps among the trees.  And over there, amid the
music and laughter, was Lisbeth in all the glory of her beauty, happy,
of course, and light-hearted; and here, beneath the moon, was I.

"We could pretend this was a castle grim, you know, Uncle Dick, full of
dungeons an' turrets, an' that we were going to rescue Auntie Lisbeth."

"Imp," I said, "that's really a great idea."

"I wish I'd brought my trusty sword," he sighed, searching about for
something to supply its place; "I left it under my pillow, you know."

Very soon, however, he had procured two sticks, somewhat thin and
wobbly, yet which, by the magic of imagination, became transformed into
formidable, two-edged swords, with one of which he armed me, the other
he flourished above his head.

"Forward, gallant knights!" he cried; "the breach! the breach! On! on!
St.  George, for Merrie England!"  With the words he clambered upon the
wall and disappeared upon the other side.

For a moment I hesitated, and then, inspired by the music and the
thought of Lisbeth, I followed suit.  It was all very mad, of course,
but who cared for sanity on such a night--certainly not I.

"Careful now, Imp!" I cautioned; "if any one should see us they'll take
us for thieves, or lunatics, beyond a doubt."

We found ourselves in an enclosed garden with a walk which led between
rows of fruit trees.  Following this, it brought us out upon a broad
stretch of lawn, with here and there a great tree, and beyond, the
gleaming windows of the house.  Filled with the spirit of adventure, we
approached, keeping in the shadow as much as possible, until we could
see figures that strolled to and fro upon the terrace or promenaded the
walks below.

The excitement of dodging our way among so many people was intense;
time and again we were only saved from detection by more than one
wandering couple, owing to the fact that all their attention was
centred in themselves.  For instance, we were skirmishing round a clump
of laurels, to gain the shadow of the terrace, when we almost ran into
the arms of a pair; but they didn't see us for the very good reason
that she was staring at the moon, and he at her.

"So sweet of you, Archibald!" she was saying.

"What did she call him 'bald for, Uncle Dick?" inquired the Imp in a
loud stage-whisper, as I dragged him down behind the laurels. "He's not
a bit bald, you know!  An' I say, Uncle Dick, did you see his arm, it
was round--"

"Yes--yes!" I nodded.

"Just like Peter's, you know."

"Yes--yes, I saw."

"I wonder why she called him--"

"Hush!" I broke in, "his name is Archibald, I suppose."

"Well, I hope when I grow up nobody will ever call me--"

"Hush!" I said again, "not a word--there's your Auntie Lisbeth! She
was, indeed, standing upon the terrace, within a yard of our
hiding-place, and beside her was Mr. Selwyn.

"Uncle Dick," whispered the irrepressible Imp, "do you think if we
watch long enough that Mr. Selwyn will put his arm round--"

"Shut up!" I whispered savagely.  Lisbeth was clad in a long, trailing
gown of dove-coloured silk--one of those close-fitting garments that
make the uninitiated, such as myself, wonder how they are ever got on.
Also, she wore a shawl, which I was sorry for, because I have always
been an admirer of beautiful things, and Lisbeth's neck and shoulders
are glorious.  Mr. Selwyn stood beside her with a plate of ice cream in
his hand, which he handed to her, and they sat down.  As I watched her
and noticed her weary, bored air, and how wistfully she gazed up at the
silver disc of the moon, I experienced a feeling of decided

"Yes," said Lisbeth, toying absently with the ice cream, "he painted
Dorothy's face with stripes of red and green enamel, and goodness only
knows how we can ever get it all off!"

Mr. Selwyn was duly shocked and murmured something about 'the efficacy
of turpentine' in such an emergency.

"Of course, I had to punish him," continued Lisbeth, "so I sent him to
bed immediately after tea, and never went to say good-night, or tuck
him up as I usually do, and it has been worrying me all the evening."

Mr. Selwyn was sure that he was all right, and positively certain that
at this moment he was wrapped in balmy slumber.  Despite my warning
grasp, the Imp chuckled, but we were saved by the band striking up.
Mr. Selwyn rose, giving his arm to Lisbeth, and they re-entered the
ball-room.  One by one the other couples followed suit until the long
terrace was deserted.  Now, upon Lisbeth's deserted chair, showing
wonderfully pink in the soft glow of the Chinese lanterns, was the ice

"Uncle Dick," said the Imp in his thoughtful way, "I think I'll be a
bandit for a bit."

"Anything you like," I answered rashly, "so long as we get away while
we can."

"All right," he whispered, "I won't be a minute," and before I could
stop him he had scrambled down the steps and fallen to upon the ice

The wonderful celerity with which the Imp wolfed down that ice cream
was positively awe-inspiring.  In less time almost than it takes to
tell the plate was empty.  Yet scarcely had he swallowed the last
mouthful when he heard Mr. Selwyn's voice close by.  In his haste the
Imp dropped his cap, a glaring affair of red and white, and before he
could recover it Lisbeth reappeared, followed by Mr. Selwyn.

--"It certainly is more pleasant out here!" he was saying.

Lisbeth came straight towards the cap-it was a moral impossibility that
she could fail to see it--yet she sank into her chair without word or
sign.  Mr. Selwyn, on the contrary, stood with the empty ice plate in
his hand, staring at it in wide-eyed astonishment.

"It's gone!" he exclaimed.

"Oh!" said Lisbeth.

"Most extraordinary!" Said Mr. Selwyn, fixing his monocle and staring
harder than ever; "I wonder where it can have got to?"

"Perhaps it melted!" Lisbeth suggested, "and I should so have loved an
ice!" she sighed.

"Then, of course, I'll get you another, with pleasure," he said and
hurried off, eyeing the plate dubiously as he went.

No sooner was Lisbeth alone than she kicked aside the train of her
dress and picked up the tell-tale cap.

"Imp!" she whispered, rising to her feet, "Imp, come here at once,
sir!"  There was a moment's breathless pause, and then the Imp squirmed
himself into view.

"Hallo, Auntie Lisbeth!" he said, with a cheerfulness wholly assumed.

"Oh!" she cried, distressfully, "whatever does this mean; what are you
doing here?  Oh, you naughty boy!"

"Lisbeth," I said, as I rose in my turn and confronted her, "Do not
blame the child--the fault is mine--let me explain; by means of a

"Not here," she whispered, glancing nervously towards the ball-room.

"Then come where I can."


"Not at all; you have only to descend these steps and we can talk

"Ridiculous!" she said, stooping to replace the Imp's cap; but being
thus temptingly within reach, she was next moment beside us in the

"Dick, how could you, how dared you?"

"You see, I had to explain," I answered very humbly; "I really couldn't
allow this poor child to bear the blame of my fault--"

"I'm not a 'poor child,' Uncle Dick," expostulated the Imp; "I'm a
gallant knight and--"

"--The blame of my fault, Lisbeth," I continued, "I alone must face
your just resentment, for--"

"Hush!" she whispered, glancing hastily about.

"--For, by means of a ladder, Lisbeth, a common or garden ladder--"

"Oh, do be quiet!" she said, and laid her hand upon my lips, which I
immediately imprisoned there, but for a moment only; the next it was
snatched away as there came the unmistakable sound of some one

"Come along, Auntie Lisbeth," whispered the Imp, "fear not, we'll
rescue you."

Oh! surely there was magic in the air to-night; for, with a swift,
dexterous movement, Lisbeth had swept her long train across her arm,
and we were running hand in hand, all three of us, running across lawns
and down winding paths between yew hedges, sometimes so close together
that I could feel a tress of her fragrant hair brushing my face with a
touch almost like a caress.  Surely, surely, there was magic in the air

Suddenly Lisbeth stopped, flushed and panting.

"Well!" she exclaimed, staring from me to the Imp, and back again, "was
ever anything so mad!"

"Everything is mad to-night," I said; "it's the moon!"

"To think of my running away like this with two--two--"

"Interlopers," I suggested.

"I really ought to be very, very angry with you--both of you, she said,
trying to frown.

"No, don't be angry with us, Auntie Lisbeth," pleaded the Imp, "'cause
you are a lovely lady in a castle grim, an' we are two gallant knights,
so we had to come an' rescue you; an' you never came to kiss me
good-night, an' I'm awfull' sorry 'bout painting Dorothy's

"Imp," cried Lisbeth, falling on her knees regardless of her silks and
laces, "Imp, come and kiss me."  The Imp drew out a decidedly grubby
handkerchief, and, having rubbed his lips with it, obeyed.

"Now, Uncle Dick!" he said, and offered me the grubby handkerchief.
Lisbeth actually blushed.

"Reginald!" she exclaimed, "whatever put such an idea into your head?"

"Oh! everybody's always kissing somebody you know," he nodded; "an'
it's Uncle Dick's turn now."

Lisbeth rose from her knees and began to pat her rebellious hair into
order.  Now, as she raised her arms, her shawl very naturally slipped
to the ground; and standing there, with her eyes laughing up at me
beneath their dark lashes, with the moonlight in her hair, and gleaming
upon the snow of her neck and shoulders, she had never seemed quite so
bewilderingly, temptingly beautiful before.

"Dick," she said, "I must go back at once--before they miss me."

"Go back!" I repeated, "never--that is, not yet."

"But suppose any one saw us!" she said, with a hairpin in her mouth.

"They shan't," I answered; "you will see to that, won't you, Imp?"

"'Course I will, Uncle Dick!"

"Then go you, Sir Knight, and keep faithful ward behind yon apple tree,
and let no base varlet hither come; that is, if you see any one, be
sure to tell me."  The Imp saluted and promptly disappeared behind the
apple tree in question, while I stood watching Lisbeth's dexterous
fingers and striving to remember a line from Keats descriptive of a
beautiful woman in the moonlight.  Before I could call it to mind,
however, Lisbeth interrupted me.

"Don't you think you might pick up my shawl instead of staring at me as
if I was--"

"The most beautiful woman in the world!" I put in.

"Who is catching her death of cold," she laughed, yet for all her light
tone her eyes drooped before mine as I obediently wrapped the shawl
about her, in the doing of which, my arm being round her, very
naturally stayed there, and--wonder of wonders, was not repulsed. And
at this very moment, from the shadowy trees behind us, came the rich,
clear song of a nightingale.

Oh! most certainly the air was full of magic to-night!

"Dick," said Lisbeth very softly as the trilling notes died away, "I
thought one could only dream such a night as this is."

"And yet life might hold many such for you and me, if you would only
let it, Lisbeth," I reminded her.  She did not answer.

"Not far from the village of Down, in Kent," I began.

"There stands a house," she put in, staring up at the moon with dreamy

"A very old house, with twisted Tudor chimneys and pointed gables--you
see I have it all by heart, Dick--a house with wide stairways and long
pannelled chambers--"

"Very empty and desolate at present," I added.  "And amongst other
things, there is a rose-garden--they call it My Lady's Garden, Lisbeth,
though no lady has trod its winding paths for years and years.  But I
have dreamed, many and many a time, that we stood among the roses, she
and I, upon just such another night as this is.  So I keep the old
house ready and the gardens freshly trimmed, ready for my lady's
coming; must I wait much longer, Lisbeth?"  As I ended the nightingale
took up the story, pleading my cause for me, filling the air with a
melody now appealing, now commanding, until it gradually died away in
one long note of passionate entreaty.

Lisbeth sighed and turned towards me, but as she did so I felt a tug at
my coat, and, looking round, beheld the Imp.

"Uncle Dick," he said, his eyes studiously averted, doubtless on
account of the position of my arm, "here's Mr. Selwyn!"

With a sudden exclamation Lisbeth started from me and gathered up her
skirts to run.

"Whereaway, my Imp?"

"Coming across the lawn."

"Reginald," I said, solemnly, "listen to me; you must sally out upon
him with lance in rest, tell him you are a Knight-errant, wishful to
uphold the glory of that faire ladye, your Auntie Lisbeth, and whatever
happens you must manage to keep him away from here, do you understand?"

"Yes, only I do wish I'd brought my trusty sword, you know," he sighed.

"Never mind that now, Imp."

"Will Auntie Lisbeth be quite--"

"She will be all right."

"I suppose if you put your arm--"

"Never mind my arm, Imp, go!"

"Then fare thee well!" said he, and with a melodramatic flourish of his
lance, trotted off.

"What did he mean about your arm, Dick?"

"Probably this!" I answered, slipping it around her again.

"But you must get away at once," whispered Lisbeth; "if Mr. Selwyn
should see you--"

"I intend that he shall.  Oh, it will be quite simple; while he is
talking to me you can get back to the--"

"Hush!" she whispered, laying her fingers on my lips; "listen!"

"Hallo, Mr. Selwyn!" came in the Imp's familiar tones.

"Why, good Heavens!" exclaimed another voice, much too near to be
pleasant, "what on earth are you doing here--and at this time of night?"

"Looking for base varlets!"

"Don't you know that all little boys--all nice little boys--should have
been in bed hours ago?"

"But I'm not a nice little boy; I'm a Knight-errant; would you like to
get a lance, Mr. Selwyn, an' break it with me to the glory of my Auntie

"The question is, what has become of her?" said Mr. Selwyn.  We waited
almost breathlessly for the answer.

"Oh! I 'specks she's somewhere looking at the moon; everybody looks at
the moon, you know; Betty does, an' the lady with the man with a funny
name 'bout being bald, an'-"

"I think you had better come up to the house," said Mr. Selwyn.

"Do you think you could get me an ice cream if I did?" asked the Imp,
persuasively; "nice an' pink, you know, with--"

"An ice!" repeated Mr. Selwyn; "I wonder how many you have had already

The time for action was come.  "Lisbeth," I said, "we must go; such
happiness as this could not last; how should it?  I think it is given
us to dream over in less happy days.  For me it will be a memory to
treasure always, and yet there might be one thing more--a little thing
Lisbeth--can you guess?"  She did not speak, but I saw the dimple come
and go at the corner of her mouth, so I stooped and kissed her.  For a
moment, all too brief, we stood thus, with the glory of the moonlight
about us; then I was hurrying across the lawn after Selwyn and the Imp.

"Ah, Mr. Selwyn!" I said as I overtook them, "so you have found him,
have you?"  Mr. Selwyn turned to regard me, surprise writ large upon
him, from the points of his immaculate, patent-leather shoes, to the
parting of his no less immaculate hair.

"So very good of you," I continued; "you see he is such a difficult
object to recover when once he gets mislaid; really, I'm awfully
obliged."  Mr. Selwyn's attitude was politely formal.  He bowed.

"What is it to-night," he inquired, "pirates?"

"Hardly so bad as that," I returned; "to-night the air is full of the
clash of armour and the ring of steel; if you do not hear it that is
not our fault."

"An' the woods are full of caddish barons and caitiff knaves, you know,
aren't they, Uncle Dick?"

"Certainly," I nodded, "with lance and spear-point twinkling through
the gloom, but in the silver glory of the moon, Mr. Selwyn, walk errant
damozels and ladyes faire, and again, if you don't see them, the loss
is yours."  As I spoke, away upon the terrace a grey shadow paused a
moment ere it was swallowed in the brilliance of the ball-room; seeing
which I did not mind the slightly superior smile that curved Mr.
Selwyn's very precise moustache; after all, my rhapsody had not been
altogether thrown away.  As I ended, the opening bars of a waltz
floated out to us.  Mr. Selwyn glanced back over his shoulder.

"Ah! I suppose you can find your way out?"  he inquired.

"Oh, yes, thanks."

"Then if you will excuse me, I think I'll leave you to--ah--to do it;
the next dance is beginning, and--ah--"

"Certainly," I said, "of course--good-night, and much obliged--really!"
Mr. Selwyn bowed, and, turning away, left us to our own resources.

"I should have liked another ice, Uncle Dick," sighed the Imp,

"Knights never ate ice cream!" I said, as we set off along the nearest

"Uncle Dick," said the Imp suddenly, "do you 'spose Mr. Selwyn wants to
put his arm round Auntie Lis--"


"An' do you 'spose that Auntie Lisbeth wants Mr. Selwyn to--"

"I don't know--of course not--er--kindly shut up, will you, Imp?"

"I only wanted to know, you know," he murmured.

Therewith we walked on in silence and I fell to dreaming of Lisbeth
again, of how she had sighed, of the look in her eyes as she turned to
me with her answer trembling on her lips--the answer which the Imp had
inadvertently cut short.  In this frame of mind I drew near to that
corner of the garden where she had stood with me, that quiet, shady
corner, which henceforth would remain enshrined within my memory for
her sake which--

I stopped suddenly short at the sight of two figures--one in the cap
and apron of a waiting maid and the other in the gorgeous plush and
cold braid of a footman; and they were standing upon the very spot
where Lisbeth and I had stood, and in almost the exact attitude--it was
desecration.  I stood stock still despite the Imp's frantic tugs at my
coat all other feelings swallowed up in one of half-amused resentment.
Thus the resplendent footman happened to turn his head, presently
espied me, and removing his plush-clad arm from the waist of the trim
maid-servant, and doubling his fists, strode towards us with a truly
terrible mien.

"And w'ot might your game be?" he inquired, with that supercilious air
inseparable to plush and gold braid; "oh, I know your kind, I do--I
know yer!"

"Then, fellow," quoth I, "I know not thee, by Thor, I swear it and Og
the Terrible, King of Bashan!"

"'Ogs is it?"  said he indignantly, "don't get trying to come over me
with yer 'ogs; no nor yet yer fellers!  The question is, wo't are you
'anging round 'ere for?"  Now, possibly deceived by my pacific
attitude, or inspired by the bright eyes of the trim maid-servant, he
seized me, none too gently, by the collar, to the horrified dismay of
the Imp.

"Nay, but I will, give thee moneys--"

"You are a-going to come up to the 'ouse with me, and no blooming
nonsense either; d'ye 'ear?"

"Then must I needs smite thee for a barbarous dog--hence--base
slave--begone!"  Wherewith I delivered what is technically known in
"sporting" circles as a "right hook in the ear," followed by a "left
swing to the chin," and my assailant immediately disappeared behind a
bush, with a flash of pink silk calves and buckled shoes.  Then, while
the trim maidservant filled the air with her lamentations, the imp and
I ran hot-foot for the wall, over which I bundled him neck and crop,
and we set off pell-mell along the river-path.

"Oh, Uncle Dick," he panted, "how--how fine you are! you knocked yon
footman--I mean varlet--from his saddle like--like anything. Oh, I do
wish you would play like this every night!"

"Heaven forbid!" I exclaimed fervently.

Coming at last to the shrubbery gate, we paused awhile to regain our

"Uncle Dick," said the Imp, regarding me with a thoughtful eye, "did
you see his arm--I mean before you smote him 'hip and thigh'?"

"I did."

"It was round her waist."

"Imp, it was."

"Just like Peter's?"


"An' the man with the funny name?"

"Archibald's, yes,"


"And mine," I put in, seeing he paused.

"Uncle Dick--why?"

"Ah! who knows, Imp--perhaps it was the Moon-magic.  And now by my
troth!  'tis full time all good knights were snoring, so hey for bed
and the Slumber-world!"

The ladder was dragged from its hiding place, and the Imp, having
mounted, watched me from his window as I returned it to the laurels for
very obvious reasons.

"We didn't see any fairies, did we, Uncle Dick?"

"Well, I think I did, Imp, just for a moment; I may have been mistaken,
of course, but anyhow, it has been a very wonderful night all the same.
And so--God rest you, fair Knight!"



The sun blazed down, as any truly self-respecting sun should, on a fine
August afternoon; yet its heat was tempered by a soft, cool breeze that
just stirred the leaves above my head.  The river was busy whispering
many things to the reeds, things which, had I been wise enough to
understand, might have helped me to write many wonderful books, for, as
it is so very old, and has both seen and heard so much, it is naturally
very wise.  But alas!  being ignorant of the language of rivers, I had
to content myself with my own dreams, and the large, speckled frog,
that sat beside me, watching the flow of the river with his big,
gold-rimmed eyes.

He was happy enough I was sure.  There was a complacent satisfaction in
every line of his fat, mottled body.  And as I watched him my mind very
naturally reverted to the "Pickwick Papers," and I repeated Mrs.
Lyon-Hunter's deathless ode, beginning:

  Can I see thee panting, dying,
  On a log,
  Expiring frog!

The big, green frog beside me listened with polite attention, but, on
the whole, seemed strangely unmoved.  Remembering the book in my
pocket, I took it out; an old book, with battered leathern covers,
which has passed through many hands since it was first published, more
than two hundred years ago.

Indeed it is a wonderful, a most delightful book, known to the world as
"The Compleat Angler," in which, to be sure, one may read something of
fish and fishing, but more about old Izaac's lovable self, his sunny
streams and shady pools, his buxom milkmaids, and sequestered inns, and
his kindly animadversions upon men and things in general.  Yet, as I
say, he does occasionally speak of fish and fishing, and amongst other
matters, concerning live frogs as bait, after describing the properest
method of impaling one upon the hook, he ends with this injunction:

Treat it as though you loved it, that it may live the longer!

Up till now the frog had preserved his polite attentiveness in a manner
highly creditable to his upbringing, but this proved too much; his
over-charged feelings burst from him in a hoarse croak, and he
disappeared into the river with a splash.

"Good-afternoon, Uncle Dick!" said a voice at my elbow, and looking
round, I beheld Dorothy.  Beneath one arm she carried the fluffy
kitten, and in the other hand a scrap of paper.

"I promised Reginald to give you this," she continued, "and--oh yes--I
was to say 'Hist!' first."

"Really!  And why were you to say 'Hist'?"

"Oh, because all Indians always say 'Hist!' you know."

"To be sure they do," I answered; "but am I to understand that you are
an Indian?"

"Not ta-day," replied Dorothy, shaking her head.  "Last time Reginald
painted me Auntie was awfull' angry--it took her and nurse ages to get
it all off--the war-paint, I mean--so I'm afraid I can't be an Indian

"That's very unfortunate!" I said.

"Yes, isn't it; but nobody can be an Indian chief without any
war-paint, can they?"

"Certainly not," I answered.  "You seem to know a great deal about it."

"Oh, yes," nodded Dorothy.  "Reginald has a book all about Indians and
full of pictures--and here's the letter," she ended, and slipped it
into my hand.

Smoothing out its many folds and creases, I read as follows:

To my pail-face brother:

Ere another moon, Spotted Snaik will be upon the war-path, and red goar
shall flo in buckkit-fulls.

"It sounds dreadful, doesn't it?" said Dorothy, hugging her kitten.

"Horrible!" I returned.

"He got it out of the book, you know," she went on, "but I put in the
part about the buckets--a bucket holds such an awful lot, don't you
think?  But there's some more on the other page."  Obediently I turned,
and read:

'ere another moon, scalps shall dangel at belt of Spotted Snaik, for in
his futsteps lurk deth, and distruksion.  But fear not pail-face, thou
art my brother--fairwell.


"There was lots more, but we couldn't get it in," said Dorothy.
Squeezed up into a corner I found this postscript:

If you will come and be an Indian Cheef unkel dick, I will make you a
spear, and you can be Blood-in-the-Eye.  He was a fine chap and nobody
could beat him except Spotted Snaik, will you Unkel dick?

"He wants you to write an answer, and I'm to take it to him," said

"Blood-in-the-Eye!" I repeated; "no, I'm afraid not.  I shouldn't
object so much to becoming a red-skin--for a time--but Blood-in-the-Eye!
Really, Dorothy, I'm afraid I couldn't manage that."

"He was very brave," returned Dorothy, "and awfull' strong, and
could--could 'throw his lance with such unerring aim, as to pin his foe
to the nearest tree--in the twinkle of an eye.' That's in the book, you

"There certainly must be a great deal of satisfaction in pinning one's
foe to a tree," I nodded.

"Y-e-e-s, I suppose so," said Dorothy rather dubiously.

"And where is Spotted Snake--I mean, what is he doing?"

"Oh, he's down by the river with his bow and arrow, scouting for
canoes.  It was great fun!  He shot at a man in a boat--and nearly hit
him, and the man got very angry indeed, so we had to hide among the
bushes, just like real Indians.  Oh, it was fine!"

"But your Auntie Lisbeth said you weren't to play near the river, you
know," I said.

"That's what I told him," returned Dorothy, "but he said that Indians
didn't have any aunts, and then I didn't know what to say. What do you
think about it, Uncle Dick?"

"Well," I answered, "now I come to consider, I can't remember ever
having heard of an Indian's aunt."

"Poor things!" said Dorothy, giving the fluffy kitten a kiss between
the ears.

"Yes, it's hard on them, perhaps, and yet," I added thoughtfully, "an
aunt is sometimes rather a mixed blessing.  Still, whether an Indian
possesses an aunt or not, the fact remains that water has an unpleasant
habit of wetting one, and on the whole, I think I'll go and see what
Spotted Snake is up to."

"Then I think I'll come with you a little way," said Dorothy, as I
rose.  "You see, I have to get Louise her afternoon's milk."

"And how is Louise?" I inquired, pulling the fluffy kitten's nearest

"Very well, thank you," answered Dorothy demurely; "but oh dear me!
kittens 'are such a constant source of worry and anxiety!' Auntie
Lisbeth sometimes says that about Reginald and me.  I wonder what she
would say if we were kittens!"

"Bye the bye, where is your Auntie Lisbeth?" I asked in a strictly
conversational tone.

"Well, she's lying in the old boat."

"In the old boat!" I repeated.

"Yes," nodded Dorothy; "when it's nice and warm and sleepy, like
to-day, she takes a book, and a pillow, and a sunshade, and she goes
and lies in the old boat under the Water-stairs.  There, just look at
this naughty Louise!" she broke off, as the kitten scrambled up to her
shoulder and stood there, balancing itself very dextrously with curious
angular movements of its tail; "that's because she thinks I've
forgotten her milk, you know; she's dreadfully impatient, but I suppose
I must humour her this once.  Good-afternoon!"  And, having given me
her hand in her demure, old-fashioned way, Dorothy hurried off, the
kitten still perched upon her shoulder, its tail jerking spasmodically
with her every step.

In a little while I came in view of the Water-stairs, yet although I
paused more than once to look about me, I saw no sign of the Imp.
Thinking he was most probably 'in ambush' somewhere, I continued my
way, whistling an air out of "The Geisha" to attract his notice. Ten
minutes or more elapsed, however, without any sign of him, and I was
already close to the stairs, when I stopped whistling all at once, and
holding my breath, crept forward on tiptoe.

There before me was the old boat, and in it--her cheek upon a crimson
cushion and the sun making a glory of her tumbled hair--was

Being come as near as I dared for fear of waking her, I sat down, and
lighting my pipe, fell to watching her--the up-curving shadow of her
lashes, the gleam of teeth between the scarlet of her parted lips, and
the soft undulation of her bosom.  And from the heavy braids of her
hair my glance wandered down to the little tan shoe peeping at me
beneath her skirt, and I called to mind how Goethe has said:

'A pretty foot is not only a continual joy, but it is the one element
of beauty that defies the assaults of Time.'

Sometimes a butterfly hovered past, a bee filled the air with his
drone, or a bird settled for a moment upon the stairs near-by to preen
a ruffled feather, while soft and drowsy with distance came the
ceaseless roar of the weir.

I do not know how long I had sat thus, supremely content, when I was
suddenly aroused by a rustling close at hand.


I looked up sharply, and beheld a head, a head adorned with sundry
feathers, and a face hideously streaked with red and green paint; but
there was no mistaking those golden curls--it was the Imp!

"Hist!" he repeated, bringing out the word with a prolonged hiss, and
then--before I could even guess at his intention--there was the swift
gleam of a knife, a splash of the severed painter, and caught by the
tide the old boat swung out, and was adrift.

The Imp stood gazing on his handiwork with wide eyes, and then as I
leaped to my feet something in my look seemed to frighten him, for
without a word he turned and fled.  But all my attention was centred in
the boat, which was drifting slowly into mid-stream with Lisbeth still
fast asleep.  And as I watched its sluggish progress, with a sudden
chill I remembered the weir, which foamed and roared only a short
half-mile away.  If the boat once got drawn into that--!

Now, I am quite aware that under these circumstances the right and
proper thing for me to have done, would have been to throw aside my
coat, tear off my boots, etc., and "boldly breast the foamy flood." But
I did neither, for the simple reason that once within the 'foamy flood'
aforesaid, there would have been very little chance of my ever getting
out again, for--let me confess the fact with the blush of shame--I am
no swimmer.

Yet I was not idle, far otherwise.  Having judged the distance between
the drifting boat and the bank, I began running along, seeking the
thing I wanted.  And presently, sure enough, I found it--a great
pollard oak, growing upon the edge of the water, that identical tree
with the 'stickie-out' branches which has already figured in these
narratives as the hiding-place of a certain pair of silk stockings.

Hastily swinging myself up, I got astride the lowest branch, which
projected out over the water.  I had distanced the boat by some hundred
yards, and as I sat there I watched its drift, one minute full of hope,
and the next as miserably uncertain.  My obvious intention was to crawl
out upon the branch until it bent with my weight, and so let myself
into, or as near the boat as possible. It was close now, so close that
I could see the gleam of Lisbeth's hair and the point of the little tan
shoe.  With my eyes on this, I writhed my way along the bough, which
bent more and more as I neared the end.  Here I hung, swaying up and
down and to and fro in a highly unpleasant manner, while I waited the
crucial moment.

Never upon this whole round earth did anything creep as that boat did.
There was a majestic deliberation in its progress that positively
maddened me.  I remember to have once read an article somewhere upon
the "Sensibility of Material Things," or something of the sort, which I
had forgotten long since, but as I hung there suspended between heaven
and earth, it came back to me with a rush, and I was perfectly certain
that, recognising my precarious position, that time-worn, ancient boat
checked its speed out of "pure cussedness."

But all things have an end, and so, little by little the blunt bow
crept nearer until it was in the very shade of my tree.  Grasping the
branch, I let myself swing at arm's length; and then I found that I was
at least a foot too near the bank.  Edging my way, therefore, still
further along the branch, I kicked out in a desperate endeavour to
reach the boat, and, the bough swaying with me, caught my toe inside
the gunwale, drew it under me, and loosing my grasp, was sprawling upon
my hands and knees, but safe aboard.

To pick myself up was the work of a moment, yet scarcely had I done so,
when Lisbeth opened her eyes, and sitting up, stared about her.

"Why--where am I?" she exclaimed.

"On the river," I answered cheerfully.  "Glorious afternoon, Lisbeth,
isn't it?"

"How-in-the-world did you get here?" she inquired.

"Well," I answered, "I might say I dropped in as it were." Lisbeth
brushed the hair from her temples, and turned to me with an imperious

"Then please take me back at once," she said.

"I would with pleasure," I returned, "only that you forgot to bring the

"Why, then, we are adrift!" she said, staring at me with frightened
eyes, and clasping her hands nervously.

"We are," I nodded; "but, then, it's perfect weather for boating,
Lisbeth!"  And I began to look about for something that might serve as
a paddle.  But the stretchers had disappeared long since--the old tub
was a sheer hulk, so to speak.  An attempt to tear up a floor board
resulted only in a broken nail and bleeding fingers; so I presently
desisted, and rolling up my sleeves endeavoured to paddle with my
hands.  But finding this equally futile, I resumed my coat, and took
out pipe and tobacco.

"Oh, Dick!  is there nothing you can do?" she asked, with a brave
attempt to steady the quiver in her voice.

"With your permission, I'll smoke, Lisbeth."

"But the weir!" she cried; "have you forgotten the weir?"

"No," I answered, shaking my head; "it has a way of obtruding itself on
one's notice--"

"Oh, it sounds hateful--hateful!" she said with a shiver.

"Like a strong wind among trees!" I nodded, as I filled my pipe. We
were approaching a part of the river where it makes a sharp bend to the
right; and well I knew what lay beyond--the row of posts, painted
white, with the foam and bubble of seething water below.  We should
round that bend in about ten minutes, I judged; long before then we
might see a boat, to be sure; if not--well, if the worst happened, I
could but do my best; in the meantime I would smoke a pipe; but I will
admit my fingers trembled as I struck a match.

"It sounds horribly close!" said Lisbeth.

"Sound is very deceptive, you know," I answered.

"Only last month a boat went over, and the man was drowned!" shuddered

"Poor chap!" I said.  "Of course it's different at night--the river is
awfully deserted then, you know, and--"

"But it happened in broad day light!" said Lisbeth, almost in a
whisper.  She was sitting half turned from me, her gaze fixed on the
bend of the river, and by chance her restless hand had found and begun
to fumble with the severed painter.

So we drifted on, watching the gliding banks, while every moment the
roar of the weir grew louder and more threatening.

"Dick," she said suddenly, "we can never pass that awful place without
oars!" and she began to tie knots in, the rope with fingers that shook

"Oh, I don't know!" I returned, with an assumption of ease I was very
far from feeling; "and then, of course, we are bound to meet a boat or

"But suppose we don't?"

"Oh, well, we aren't there yet--and er--let's talk of fish."

"Ah, Dick," she cried, "how can you treat the matter so lightly when we
may be tossing down there in that awful water so very soon!  We can
never pass that weir without oars, and you know it, and--and--oh, Dick,
why did you do it--how could you have been so mad?"

"Do what?" I inquired, staring.

With a sudden gesture she rose to her knees and fronted me.

"This!" she cried, and held up the severed painter.  "It has been cut!
Oh, Dick!  Dick!  how could you be so mad."

"Lisbeth!" I exclaimed, "do you mean to say that you think--"

"I know!" she broke in, and turning away, hid her face in her hands. We
were not so very far from the bend now, and seeing this, a sudden
inspiration came upon me, by means of which I might prove her mind
towards me once and for all; and as she kneeled before me with averted
face, I leaned forward and took her hands in mine.

"Lisbeth," I said, "supposing I did cut the boat adrift like a--a
fool--endangering your life for a mad, thoughtless whim--could you
forgive me?"

For a long moment she remained without answering, then very slowly she
raised her head:

"Oh, Dick!" was all she said, but in her eyes I read the wonder of

"But, Lisbeth," I stammered, "could you still love me--even--even if,
through my folly, the worst should happen and we--we--"

"I don't think I shall be so very much afraid, Dick, if you will hold
me close like this," she whispered.

The voice of the weir had swelled into a roar by now, yet I paid little
heed; for me all fear was swallowed up in a great wondering happiness.

"Dick," she whispered, "you will hold me tight, you will not let me go

"Never,"  I answered; "nothing could ever take you from me now." As I
spoke I raised my eyes, and glancing about beheld something which
altered the whole aspect of affairs--something which changed tragedy
into comedy all in a moment--a boat was coming slowly round the bend.

"Lisbeth, look up!"  With a sigh she obeyed, her clasp tightening on
mine, and a dreadful expectation in her eyes.  Then all at once it was
gone, her pale cheeks grew suddenly scarlet, and she slipped from my
arms; and thereafter I noticed how very carefully her eyes avoided mine.

The boat came slowly into view, impelled by one who rowed with exactly
that amount of splashing which speaks the true-born Cockney. By dint of
much exertion and more splashing, he presently ranged alongside in
answer to my hail.

"Wo't--a haccident then?" he inquired.

"Something of the sort," I nodded.  "Will you be so kind as to tow us
to the bank yonder?"

"Hanythink to hoblige!" he grinned, and having made fast the painter,
proceeded to splash us to terra-firma.  Which done, he grinned again,
waved his hat, and splashed upon his way.  I made the boat secure and
turned to Lisbeth.  She was staring away towards the weir.

"Lisbeth," I began.

"I thought just now that--that it was the end!" she said, and shivered.

"And at such times," I added, "one sometimes says things one would not
have said under ordinary circumstances.  My dear, I quite
understand-quite, and I'll try to forget--you needn't fear."

"Do you think you can?" she asked, turning to look at me.

"I can but try," I answered.  Now as I spoke I wasn't sure, but I
thought I saw the pale ghost of the dimple by her mouth.

We walked back side by side along the river-path, very silently, for
the most part, yet more than once I caught her regarding me covertly
and with a puzzled air.

"Well?" I said at last, tentatively.

"I was wondering why you did it, Dick? Oh, it was mean!  cruel! wicked!
How could you?"

"Oh, well"--and I shrugged my shoulders, anathematising the Imp mentally
the while.

"If I hadn't noticed that the rope was freshly cut, I should have
thought it an accident," she went on.

"Naturally!" I said.

"And then, again, how came you in the boat?"

"To be sure!" I nodded.

"Still, I can scarcely believe that you would willfully jeopardise both
our lives--my life!"

"A man who would do such a thing," I exclaimed, carried away by the
heat of the moment, "would be a--a--"

"Yes," said Lisbeth quickly, "he would."

"--And utterly beyond the pale of all forgiveness!"

"Yes," said Lisbeth, "of course."

"And," I was beginning again, but meeting her searching glance,
stopped.  "And you forgave me, Lisbeth," I ended.

"Did I?" she said, with raised brows.

"Didn't you?"

"Not that I remember."

"In the boat?"

"I never said so?"

"Not in words, perhaps, but you implied as much." Lisbeth had the grace
to blush.

"Do I understand that I am not forgiven after all?"

"Not until I know why you did such a mad, thoughtless trick," she
answered, with that determined set of her chin which I knew so well.

That I should thus shoulder the responsibility for the Imp's misdeeds
was ridiculous, and wrong as it was unjust, for if ever boy deserved
punishment that boy was the Imp.  And yet, probably because he was the
Imp, or because of that school-boy honour which forbids "sneaking," and
which I carried with me still, I held my peace; seeing which, Lisbeth
turned and left me.

I stood where I was, with head bent in an attitude suggestive of
innocence, broken hopes, and gentle resignation, but in vain; she never
once looked back.  Still, martyr though I was, the knowledge that I had
immolated myself upon the altar of friendship filled me with a sense of
conscious virtue that I found not ill-pleasing. Howbeit, seeing I am
but human after all, I sat down and re-filling my pipe, fell once more
anathematising the Imp.


A small shape flittered from behind an adjacent tree, and lo!  the
subject of my thoughts stood before me.

Imp' I said "come here."  He obeyed readily.  "When you cut that rope
and set your Auntie Lisbeth adrift, you didn't remember the man who was
drowned in the weir last month, did you?"

"No!" he answered, staring.

"Of course not," I nodded; "but all the same it is not your fault that
your Auntie Lisbeth is not drowned--just as he was."

"Oh!" exclaimed the Imp, and his beloved bow slipped from his nerveless

"Imp," I went on, "it was a wicked thing to cut that rope, a mean,
cruel trick, Don't you think so?"

"I 'specks it was, Uncle Dick."

"Don't you think you ought to be punished?"  He nodded.  "Very well," I
answered, "I'll punish you myself.  Go and cut me a nice, straight
switch," and I handed him my open penknife.  Round-eyed, the Imp
obeyed, and for a space there was a prodigious cracking and snapping of
sticks.  In a little while he returned with three, also the blade of my
knife was broken, for which he was profusely apologetic.

"Now," I said as I selected the weapon fittest for the purpose, "I am
going to strike you hard on either hand with this stick that is, if you
think you deserve it."

"Was Aunt Lisbeth nearly drowned--really?" he inquired.

"Very nearly, and was only saved by a chance."

"All right, Uncle Dick, hit me," he said, and held out his hand. The
stick whizzed and fell--once--twice.  I saw his face grow scarlet and
the tears leap to his eyes, but he uttered no sound.

"Did it hurt very much, my Imp?" I inquired, as I tossed the stick
aside.  He nodded, not trusting himself to speak, while I turned to
light my pipe, wasting three matches quite fruitlessly.

"Uncle Dick," he burst out at last, struggling manfully against his
sobs, "I--I'm awfull'--sorry--"

"Oh, ifs all right now, Imp.  Shake hands!"  Joyfully the little, grimy
fingers clasped mine, and from that moment I think there grew up
between us a new understanding.

"Why, Imp, my darling, you're crying!" exclaimed a voice, and with a
rustle of skirts Lisbeth was down before him on her knees.

"I know I am--'cause I'm awfull' sorry--an' Uncle Dick's whipped my
hands--an' I'm glad!"

"Whipped your hands?" cried Lisbeth, clasping him closer, and glaring
at me, "Whipped your hands--how dare he!  What for?"

"'Cause I cut the rope an' let the boat go away with you, an' you might
have been drowned dead in the weir, an' I'm awfull' glad Uncle Dick
whipped me."

"O-h-h!" exclaimed Lisbeth, and it was a very long drawn "oh!" indeed.

"I don't know what made me do it," continued the imp.  "I 'specks it
was my new knife--it was so nice an sharp, you know."

"Well, it's all right now, my Imp," I said, fumbling for a match in a
singularly clumsy manner.  "If you ask me, I think we are all better
friends than ever--or should be.  I know I should be fonder of your
Auntie Lisbeth even than before, and take greater care of her, if I
were you.  And--and now take her in to tea, my Imp, and--and see that
she has plenty to eat," and lifting my hat I turned away.  But Lisbeth
was beside me, and her hand was on my arm before I had gone a yard.

"We are having tea in the same old place--under the trees.  If you
would care to--to--would you?"

"Yes, do--oh do, Uncle Dick!" cried the Imp.  "I'll go and tell Jane to
set a place for you," and he bounded off.

"I didn't hit him very hard," I said, breaking a somewhat awkward
silence; "but you see there are some things a gentleman cannot do. I
think he understands now."

"Oh, Dick!" she said very softly; "and to think I could imagine you had
done such a thing--you; and to think that you should let me think you
had done such a thing--and all to shield that Imp?  Oh, Dick! no wonder
he is so fond of you.  He never talks of any one but you--I grow quite
jealous sometimes.  But, Dick, how did you get into that boat?"

"By means of a tree with 'stickie-out' branches."

"Do you mean to say--"

"That, as I told you before, I dropped in, as it were."

"But supposing you had slipped?"

"But I didn't."

"And you can't swim a stroke!"

"Not that I know of."

"Oh, Dick! can you ever forgive me?"

"On three conditions."


"First, that you let me remember everything you said to me while we
were drifting down to the river."

"That depends, Dick.  And the second?"

"The second lies in the fact that not far from the village of Down, in
Kent, there stands an old house--a quaint old place that is badly in
want of some one to live in it--an old house that is lonely for a
woman's sweet presence and gentle, busy hands, Lisbeth!"

"And the third?" she asked very softly.

"Surely you can guess that?"

"No, I can't, and, besides, there's Dorothy coming--and--oh, Dick!"

"Why, Auntie," exclaimed Dorothy, as she came up, "how red you are! I
knew you'd get sunburned, lying in that old boat without a parasol!
But, then, she will do it, Uncle Dick--oh, she will do it!"



Everybody knew old Jasper Trent, the Crimean Veteran who had helped to
beat the "Roosians and the Proosians," and who, so it was rumored, had
more wounds upon his worn, bent body than there were months in the year.

The whole village was proud of old Jasper, proud of his age, proud of
his wounds, and proud of the medals that shone resplendent upon his
shrunken breast.

Any day he might have been seen hobbling along by the river, or
pottering among the flowers in his little garden, but oftener still
sitting on the bench in the sunshine beside the door of the "Three
Jolly Anglers."

Indeed, they made a fitting pair, the worn old soldier and the ancient
inn, alike both long behind the times, dreaming of the past, rather
than the future; which seemed to me like an invisible bond between
them.  Thus, when old Jasper fell ill and taking to his bed had it
moved opposite the window where he could lie with his eyes upon the
battered gables of the inn--I for one could understand the reason.

The Three Jolly Anglers is indeed ancient, its early records long since
lost beneath the dust of centuries; yet the years have but served to
mellow it.  Men have lived and died, nations have waxed and waned,
still it stands, all unchanged beside the river, watching the Great
Tragedy which we call "Life" with that same look of supreme wisdom,
that half-waggish, half-kindly air, which I have already mentioned once

I think such inns as this must extend some subtle influence upon those
who meet regularly within their walls--these Sons of the Soil,
horny-handed, and for the most part grey of head and bent with over
much following of the plough.  Quiet of voice are they, and profoundly
sedate of gesture, while upon their wrinkled brows there sits that
spirit of calm content which it is given so few of us to know.

Chief among these, and held in much respect, was old Jasper Trent.
Within their circle he had been wont to sit ensconced in his
elbow-chair beside the hearth, his by long use and custom, and not to
be usurped; and while the smoke rose slowly from their pipe-bowls, and
the ale foamed in tankards at their elbows, he would recount some tale
of battle and sudden death--now in the freezing trenches before
Sebastopol, now upon the blood-stained heights of Inkermann. Yet, and I
noticed it was always towards the end of his second tankard, the old
man would lose the thread of his story, whatever it might be, and take
up the topic of "The Bye Jarge."

I was at first naturally perplexed as to whom he could mean, until Mr.
Amos Baggett, the landlord, informed me on the quiet that the "bye
Jarge" was none other than old Jasper's only son--a man now some forty
years of age--who, though promising well in his youth; had "gone
wrong"--and was at that moment serving a long term of imprisonment for
burglary; further, that upon the day of his son's conviction old Jasper
had had a "stroke," and was never quite the same after, all
recollection of the event being completely blotted from his mind, so
that he persisted in thinking and speaking of his son as still a boy.

"That bye were a wonder!" he would say, looking round with a kindling
eye; "went away to make 'is fortun' 'e did--oh! 'e were a gen'us were
that bye Jarge!  You, Amos Baggett, were 'e a gen'us or were 'e not."

"'E were!" Mr. Baggett would answer, with a slow nod.

"Look'ee, sir, do'ee see that theer clock?"--and he would point with a
bony, tremulous finger--"stopped it were--got sum'mat wrong wi' its
inn'ards--wouldn't stir a finger--dead it were!  But that bye Jarge 'e
see it 'e did--give it a look over 'e did, an' wi' nout but 'is two
'ands set it a-goin' good as ever: You, Silas Madden, you remember as
'e done it wi' 'is two 'ands?"

"'Is two 'ands!" Silas would repeat solemnly.

"An' it's gone ever since!" old Jasper would croak triumphantly.  "Oh!
'e were a gen'us were my bye Jarge.  'Ell come a-marchin' back to 'is
old feyther, some day, wi' 'is pockets stuffed full o' money an'
bank-notes--I knaw--I knaw, old Jasper bean't a fule."

And herewith, lifting up his old, cracked voice, he would strike up
"The British Grenadiers," in which the rest would presently join full
lustily, waving their long-stemmed pipes in unison.

So the old fellow would sit, singing the praises of his scapegrace son,
while his hearers would nod solemn heads, fostering old Jasper's
innocent delusion for the sake of his white hairs and the medals upon
his breast.

But now, he was down with "the rheumatics," and from what Lisbeth told
me when I met her on her way to and from his cottage, it was rather
more than likely that the high-backed elbow-chair would know him no
more.  Upon the old fellow's illness, Lisbeth had promptly set herself
to see that he was made comfortable, for Jasper was a lonely old
man--had installed a competent nurse beside him, and made it a custom
morning and evening to go and see that all was well.  It was for this
reason that I sat upon the Shrubbery gate towards nine o'clock of a
certain evening, swinging my legs and listening for the sound of her
step along the path.  In the fulness of time she came, and getting off
my perch, I took the heavy basket from her arm, as was usual.

"Dick," she said as we walked on side by side, "really I'm getting
quite worried about that Imp."

"What has he been up to this time?" I inquired.

"I'm afraid he must be ill."

"He looked anything but ill yesterday," I answered reassuringly.

"Yes, I know he looks healthy enough," said Lisbeth, wrinkling her
brows; "but lately he has developed such an enormous appetite.  Oh,
Dick, it's awful!"

"My poor girl," I retorted, shaking my head, "the genus 'Boy' is
distinguished by the two attributes, dirt and appetite.  You should
know that by this time.  I myself have harrowing recollections of huge
piles of bread and butter, of vast slabs of cake--damp and 'soggy,' and
of mysterious hue--of glutinous mixtures purporting to be 'stick-jaw,'
one inch of which was warranted to render coherent speech impossible
for ten minutes at least.  And then the joy of bolting things fiercely
in the shade of the pantry, with one's ears on the stretch for foes!  I
sometimes find myself sighing over the remembrance, even in these days.
Don't worry about the Imp's appetite; believe me, it is quite

"Oh, but I can't help it," said Lisbeth; "it seems somehow so--so
weird.  For instance, this morning for breakfast he had first his usual
porridge, then five pieces of bread and butter, and after that a large
slice of ham--quite a big piece, Dick!  And he ate it all so quickly.
I turned away to ask Jane for the toast, and when I looked at his plate
again it was empty, he had eaten every bit, and even asked for more.
Of course I refused, so he tried to get Dorothy to give him hers in
exchange for a broken pocket-knife.  It was just the same at dinner.
He ate the whole leg of a chicken, and after that a wing, and then some
of the breast, and would have gone on until he had finished everything,
I'm sure, if I hadn't stopped him, though I let him eat as long as I
dared.  Then at tea he had six slices of bread and butter, one after
the other, not counting toast and cake.  He has been like this for the
last two days--and--oh, yes, cook told me to-night that she found him
actually eating dry bread just before he went up to bed.  Dry
bread-think of it!  Oh, Dick, what can be the matter with him?"

"It certainly sounds mysterious," I answered, "especially as regards
the dry bread; but that of itself suggests a theory, which, as the
detective says in the story, 'I will not divulge just yet;' only don't
worry, Lisbeth, the Imp is all right."

Being now come to old Jasper's cottage, which stands a little apart
from the village in a by-lane, Lisbeth paused and held out her hand for
the basket.

"Don't wait for me to-night," she said, "I ordered Peter to fetch me in
the dog-cart; you see, I may be late."

"Is the old chap so very ill?"

"Very, very ill, Dick."

"Poor old Jasper!" I exclaimed.

"Poor old Jasper!" she sighed, and her eyes were brimful of tenderness.

"He is very old and feeble," I said, drawing her close, under pretence
of handing her the basket; "and yet with your gentle hand to smooth my
pillow, and your eyes to look into mine, I could almost wish--"

"Hush, Dick!"

"Peter or no Peter, I think I'll wait--unless you really wish me to say
'good-night' now?"  But with a dexterous turn she eluded me, and waving
her hand hurried up the rose-bordered path.

An hour, or even two, does not seem so very long when one's mind is so
full of happy thoughts as mine was.  Thus, I was filling my pipe and
looking philosophically about for a likely spot in which to keep my
vigil, when I was aware of a rustling close by, and as I watched a
small figure stepped from the shadow of the hedge out into the

"Hallo, Uncle Dick!" said a voice.

"Imp!" I exclaimed, "what does this mean? You ought to have been in bed
over an hour ago!"

"So I was," he answered with his guileless smile; "only I got up again,
you know."

"So it seems!" I nodded.

"An' I followed you an' Auntie Lisbeth all the way, too."

"Did you, though; by George!"

"Yes, an' I dropped one of the parcels an' lost a sausage, but you
never heard."

"Lost a sausage!" I repeated, staring.

"Oh, it's all right, you know," he hastened to assure me; "I found it
again, an' it wasn't hurt a bit."

"Imp," I said sternly, "come here, I want to talk to you."

"Just a minute, Uncle Dick, while I get my parcels.  I want you to help
me to carry them, please," and with the words he dived under the hedge
to emerge a moment later with his arms full of unwieldy packages, which
he laid at my feet in a row.

"Why, what on earth have you got there, Imp?"

"This," he said, pointing to the first, "is jam an' ham an' a piece of
bread; this next one is cakes an' sardines, an' this one is
bread-an'-butter that I saved from my tea."

"Quite a collection!" I nodded.  "Suppose you tell me what you mean to
do with them."

"Well, they're for my outlaw.  You remember the other day I wanted to
play at being outlaws?  Well, two days ago, as I was tracking a base
caitiff through the woods with my trusty bow and arrow, I found a real
outlaw in the old boat-house."

"Ah! and what is he like?" I inquired.

"Oh, just like an outlaw--only funny, you know, an' most awfull'
hungry.  Are all outlaws always so very hungry, Uncle Dick?"

"I believe they generally are, Imp.  And he looks 'funny,' you say?"

"Yes; I mean his clothes are funny--all over marks like little crosses,
only they aren't crosses."

"Like this?" I inquired; and picking up a piece of stick I drew a
broad-arrow upon the path.

"Yes, just like that!" cried the Imp in a tone of amazement "How did
you know?  You're awfull' clever, Uncle Dick!"

"And he is in the old boat-house, is he?" I said, as I picked up an
armful of packages.  "'Lead on, MacDuff!'"

"Mind that parcel, please, Uncle Dick; it's the one I dropped an' lost
the sausage out of--there one trying to escape now!"

Having reduced the recalcitrant sausage to a due sense of law and
order, we proceeded toward the old boat-house--a dismal, dismantled
affair, some half mile or so downstream.

"And what sort of a fellow is your outlaw, Imp?"

"Well, I spected he'd be awfull' fierce an' want to hold me for ransom,
but he didn't; he's quite quiet, for an outlaw, with grey hair and big
eyes, an' eats an awful lot."

"So you saved him your breakfast and dinner, did you?"

"Oh, yes; an' my tea, too.  Auntie Lisbeth got awfull' angry 'cause she
said I ate too fast; an' Dorothy was frightened an' wouldn't sit by me
'cause she was 'fraid I'd burst--so frightfully silly of her!"

"By the way, you didn't tell me what you have there," I said, pointing
to a huge, misshapen, newspaper parcel that he carried beneath one arm.

"Oh, it's a shirt, an' a coat, an' a pair of trousers of Peter's."

"Did Peter give them to you?"

"'Course not; I took them.  You see, my outlaw got tired of being an
outlaw, so he asked me to get him some 'togs,' meaning clothes, you
know, so I went an' looked in the stable an' found these."

"You don't mean to say that you stole them, Imp?"

"'Course not!" he answered reproachfully.  "I left Peter sixpence an' a
note to say I would pay him for them when I got my pocket-money, so
help me, Sam!"

"Ah, to be sure!" I nodded.  We were close to the old boat-house now,
and upon the Imp's earnest solicitations I handed over my bundles and
hid behind a tree, because, as he pointed out, "his outlaw might not
like me to see him just at first."

Having opened each package with great care and laid out their contents
upon a log near by, the Imp approached the ruined building with signs
of the most elaborate caution, and gave three loud, double knocks.  Now
casting my eyes about, I espied a short, heavy stick, and picking it
up, poised it in my hand ready in the event of possible contingencies.

The situation was decidedly unpleasant, I confess, for I expected
nothing less then to be engaged in a desperate hand-to-hand struggle
within the next few minutes; therefore, I waited in some suspense,
straining my eyes to wards the shadows with my fingers clasped tight
upon my bludgeon.

Then all at once I saw a shape, ghostly and undefined, flit swiftly
from the gloom of the boat-house, and next moment a convict was
standing beside the Imp, gaunt and tall and wild-looking in the
moonlight.  His hideous clothes, stained with mud and the green slime
of his hiding-places, hung upon him in tatters, and his eyes,
deep-sunken in his pallid face, gleamed with an unnatural brightness as
he glanced swiftly about him--a miserable, hunted creature, worn by
fatigue, and pinched with want and suffering.

"Did ye get 'em, sonny?" he inquired, in a hoarse, rasping voice.

"Aye, aye, comrade," returned the Imp; "all's well!"

"Bless ye for that, sonny!" he exclaimed, and with the words he fell to
upon the food devouring each morsel as it was handed to him with a
frightful voracity, while his burning, restless eyes glared about him,
never still for a moment.

Now as I noticed his wasted form and shaking limbs, I knew that I could
master him with one hand.  My weapon slipped from my slackened grasp,
but at the sound, slight though it was, he turned and began to run.  He
had not gone five yards, however, when he tripped and fell, and before
he could rise I was standing over him.  He lay there at my feet,
perfectly still, blinking up at me with red-rimmed eyes.

"All right, master," he said at last; "you've got me!"  But with the
words he suddenly rolled himself towards the river, yet as he struggled
to his knees I pinned him down again.

"Oh, sir! you won't go for to give me up to them?" he panted. "I've
never done you no wrong. For God's sake don't send me back to it again,

"'Course not," cried the Imp, laying his hand upon my arm; "this is
only Uncle Dick.  He won't hurt you, will you, Uncle Dick?"

"That depends," I answered, keeping tight hold of the tattered coat
collar. "Tell me, what brings you hanging round here?"

"Used to live up in these parts once, master."

"Who are you?"

"Convict 49, as broke jail over a week ago an' would ha' died but for
the little 'un there," and he nodded towards the Imp.

The convict, as I say, was a tall, thin fellow, with a cadaverous face
lined with suffering, while the hair at his temples was prematurely
white.  And as I looked at him, it occurred to me that the suffering
which had set its mark so deeply upon him was not altogether the
grosser anguish of the body.  Now for our criminal who can still feel
morally there is surely hope.  I think so, anyhow!  For a long moment
there was silence, while I stared into the haggard face below, and the
Imp looked from one to the other of us, utterly at a loss.

"I wonder if you ever heard tell of 'the bye Jarge,'" I said suddenly.

The convict started so violently that the jacket tore in my grasp.

"How--how did ye know--?" he gasped, and stared at me with dropped jaw.

"I think I know your father."

"My feyther," he muttered; "old Jasper--'e ain't dead, then?"

"Not yet," I answered; "come, get up and I'll tell you more while you
eat."  Mechanically he obeyed, sitting with his glowing eyes fixed upon
my face the while I told him of old Jasper's lapse of memory and
present illness.

"Then 'e don't remember as I'm a thief an' convict 49, master?"

"No; he thinks and speaks of you always as a boy and a pattern son."

The man uttered a strange cry, and flinging himself upon his knees
buried his face in his hands.

"Come," I said, tapping him on the shoulder; "take off those things,"
and nodding to the Imp, he immediately began unwrapping Peter's

"What, master," cried the convict, starting up, "are you goin' to let
me see 'im afore you give me up?"

"Yes," I nodded; "only be quick."  In less than live minutes the
tattered prison dress was lying in the bed of the river, and we were
making our way along the path towards old Jasper's cottage.

The convict spoke but once, and that as we reached the cottage gate:
"is he very ill, sir?"

"Very ill," I said.  He stood for a moment, inhaling the fragrance of
the roses in great breaths, and staring about him; then with an abrupt
gesture he opened the little gate, and gliding up the path with his
furtive, stealthy footstep knocked at the door.  For some half hour the
Imp and I strolled to and fro in the moonlight, during which he related
to me much about his outlaw and the many "ruses he had employed to get
him provision."  How upon one occasion, to escape the watchful eyes of
Auntie Lisbeth, he had been compelled to hide a slice of jam-tart in
the trousers-pockets, to the detriment of each; how Dorothy had watched
him everywhere in the momentary expectation of "something happening;"
how Jane and Peter and cook would stand and stare and shake their heads
at him because he ate such a lot, "an' the worst of it was I was aw
full' hungry all the time, you know, Uncle Dick!"  This and much more
he told me as we waited there in the moonlight.

At last the cottage door opened and the convict came out. He did not
join us at once, but remained staring away towards the river, though I
saw him jerk his sleeve across his eyes more than once in his furtive,
stealthy fashion; but when at last he came up to us his face was firm
and resolute.

"Did you see old Jasper?" I asked.

"Yes, sir; I saw him."

"Is he any better?"

"Much better--he died in my arms, sir.  An' now I'm ready to go back,
there's a police-station in the village."  He stopped suddenly and
turned to stare back at the lighted windows of the cottage, and when he
spoke again his voice sounded hoarser than ever.

"Thought I'd come back from furrin parts, 'e did, wi' my pockets
stuffed full o' gold an' bank-notes.  Called me 'is bye Jarge, 'e did!"
and again he brushed his cuff across his eyes.

"Masters I don't know who ye may be, but I'm grateful to ye an' more
than grateful, sir.  An' now I'm ready to go back an' finish my time."

"How much longer is that?"

"Three years, sir."

"And when you come out, what shall you do then?"

"Start all over again, sir; try to get some honest work an' live

"Do you think you can?"

"I know I can, sir.  Ye see, he died in my arms, called me 'is bye
Jarge, said 'e were proud of me, 'e did!  A man can begin again an'
live straight an' square wi' a memory the like o' that to 'elp 'im."

"Then why not begin to-night?"

He passed a tremulous hand through his silver hair, and stared at me
with incredulous eyes.

"Begin-to-night!" he half whispered.

"I have an old house among the Kentish hop-gardens," I went on; "no one
lives there at present except a care-taker, but it is within the bounds
of probability that I may go to stay there--some day. Now the gardens
need trimming, and I'm very fond of flowers; do you suppose you could
make the place look decent in--say, a month?"

"Sir," he said in a strange, broken voice, "you ain't jokin' with me,
are you?"

"I could pay you a pound a week; what do you say?"

He tried to speak, but his lips quivered, and he turned his back upon
us very suddenly. I tore a page from my pocket-book and scrawled a
hasty note to my care-taker.

"Here is the address," I said, tapping him on the shoulder. "You will
find no difficulty.  I will write again to-night.  You must of course
have money to get there and may need to buy a few necessaries besides;
here is your first week's wages in advance," and I thrust a sovereign
into his hand.  He stared down at it with blinking eyes, shuffling
awkwardly with his feet, and at that moment his face seemed very worn,
and lined, and his hair very grey, yet I had a feeling that I should
not regret my quixotic action in the end.

"Sir," he faltered, "sir, do ye mean--?" and stopped.

"I mean that to-night 'the bye Jarge' has a chance to make a new
beginning, a chance to become the man his father always thought he
would be.  Of course I may be a fool to trust you.  That only time will
show; but you see I had a great respect for old Jasper. And now that
you have the address you'd better go; stay, though, you must have a
hat; folks might wonder--take this," and I handed him my cap.

"Sir, I can't thank ye now, I never can. It--it won't come; but--" with
a nervous, awkward gesture he caught my hand suddenly pressed it to his
lips, and was gone down the lane.

Thus it was that old Jasper's "bye Jarge" went out to make a trial of
life a second time, and as I watched him striding through the
moonlight, his head erect, very different to the shambling creature he
had been, it seemed to me that the felon was already ousted by the man.

"I 'specks he forgot all 'bout me!" said the Imp disconsolately.

"No," I answered, shaking my head; "I don't think he will ever forget
you, my Imp."

"I 'spose he's awfull' fond of you, Uncle Dick?"

"Not that I know of,"

"Then why did he kiss your hand?"

"Oh, well--er--perhaps it is a way he has."

"He didn't kiss mine," said the Imp.

A door opened and closed very softly, and Lisbeth came towards us down
the path, whereupon the Imp immediately "took cover" in the ditch.

"He is dead, Dick!" she said as I opened the gate.   "He died in his
son's arms--the George he was always talking about.   And oh, Dick, he
died trying to sing 'The British Grenadiers."

"Poor old Jasper!" I said.

"His son was a convict once, wasn't he?"


"It was strange that he should come back as he did--just in time; it
almost seems like the hand of Providence, doesn't it, Dick?"

"Yes."  Lisbeth was standing with her elbows upon the gate and her chin
in her hands, staring up at the moon, and I saw that her eyes were wet
with tears.

"Why, where is your cap?" she exclaimed when at last she condescended
to look at me.

"On the head of an escaped convict,"

I answered.

"Do you mean--"

"The 'bye Jarge,'" I nodded.

"Oh, Dick!"

"Yes, Lisbeth; it was a ridiculous piece of sentiment I admit.  Your
law abiding, level-headed citizen would doubtless be highly shocked,
not to say scandalised; likewise the Law might get up on its hind legs
and kick--quite unpleasantly; but all the same, I did it."

"You were never what one might call--very 'level-headed,' were you,

"No, I'm afraid not."

"And, do you know, I think that is the very reason why I--good
gracious!--what is that?"  She pointed toward the shadow of the hedge.

"Merely the Imp," I answered; "but never mind that--tell me what you
were going to say--'the very reason why you'--what?"

"Reginald!" said Lisbeth, unheeding my question, "come here, sir!" Very
sheepishly the Imp crept forth from the ditch, and coming up beside me,
stole his hand into mine, and I put it in my pocket.

"Reginald?" she repeated, looking from one to the other of us with that
expression which always renews within me the memory of my boyish
misdeeds, "why are you not asleep in bed?"

"'Cause I had to go an' feed my outlaw, Auntie Lisbeth."

"And," I put in to create a diversion, "incidentally I've discovered
the secret of his 'enormous appetite.'  It is explained in three words,
to wit, 'the bye Jarge."

"Do you mean to say--" began Lisbeth.

"Fed him regularly twice a day," I went on, "and nearly famished
himself in the doing of it--you remember the dry-bread incident?"

"Imp!" cried Lisbeth; "Imp!"  And she had him next moment in her arms.

"But Uncle Dick gave him a whole sovereign, you know," he began; "an'--"

"I sent him to a certain house, Lisbeth," I said, as her eyes met mine;
"an old house that stands not far from the village of Down, in Kent, to
prune the roses and things.  I should like it to be looking its best
when we get there; and--"

"An' my outlaw kissed Uncle Dick's hand," pursued the Imp.  "Don't you
think he must love him an awful lot?"

"I gave him a month to do it in," I went on; "but a month seems much
too long when one comes to consider--what do you think, Lisbeth?"

"I think that I hear the wheels of the dog-cart!" she cried.  Sure
enough, a moment later Peter hove in view, and great was his
astonishment at sight of "Master Reginald."

"Peter," I said, "Miss Elizabeth has changed her mind, and will walk
back with us; and--er--by the way, I understand that Master Reginald
purchased a coat, a shirt, and a pair of trousers of you, for which he
has already paid a deposit of sixpence.  Now, if you will let me know
their value--"

"That's hall right, Mr. Brent, sir.  Betwixt you and me, sir, they
wasn't up to much, nohow, the coat being tightish, sir--tightish--and
the trousis uncommon short in the leg for a man o' my hinches, sir."

"Nevertheless," said I, "a coat's a coat, and a pair of trousers are
indubitably a pair of trousers, and nothing can alter the fact; so if
you will send me in a bill some time I shall be glad."

"Very good, Mr.  Brent, sir."  Saying which Peter touched his hat and
turning, drove away.

"Now," I said as I rejoined Lisbeth and the Imp, "I shall be glad if
you will tell me how long it should take for my garden to look fair
enough to welcome you?"

"Oh, well, it depends upon the gardener, and the weather, and--and
heaps of things," she answered, flashing her dimple at me.

"On the contrary," I retorted, shaking my head, "it depends altogether
upon the whim of the most beautiful, tempting--"

"Supposing," sighed Lisbeth, "supposing we talk of fish!"

"You haven't been fishing lately, Uncle Dick," put in the Imp.

"I've had no cause to," I answered; "you see, I am guilty of such
things only when life assumes a grey monotony of hue and everything is
a flat, dreary desolation.  Do you understand, Imp?"

"Not 'zackly--but it sounds fine!  Auntie Lisbeth," he said suddenly,
as we paused at the Shrubbery gate, "don't you think my outlaw must be
very, very fond of Uncle Dick to kiss his hand?"

"Why, of course he must," nodded Lisbeth.

"If," he went on thoughtfully, "if you loved somebody--very much--would
you kiss their hand, Auntie Lisbeth?"

"I don't know--of course not!"

"But why not--s'posing their hand was nice an' clean?"

"Oh, well--really I don't know.  Imp, run along to bed; do."

"You know now that I wasn't such a pig as to eat all that food, don't
you?"  Lisbeth kissed him.

"Now be off to bed with you."

"You'll come an' tuck me up, an' kiss me good-night, won't you?"

"To be sure I will," nodded Lisbeth.

"Why, then, I'll go," said the Imp; and with a wave of the hand to me
he went.

"Dick," said Lisbeth, staring up at the moon, "it was very unwise of
you, to say the least of it, to set a desperate criminal at large."

"I'm afraid it was, Lisbeth; but then I saw there was good in the
fellow, you know, and--er--"

"Dick," she said again, and then laughed suddenly, with the dimple in
full evidence; "you foolish old Dick--you know you would have done it
anyway for the sake of that dying old soldier."

"Poor old Jasper!" I said; "I'm really afraid I should."  Then a
wonderful thing happened; for as I reached out my hand to her, she
caught it suddenly in hers, and before I knew had pressed her lips upon
it--and so was gone.



I had quarrelled with Lisbeth; had quarrelled beyond all hope of
redemption and forgiveness, desperately, irrevocably, and it had all
come about through a handkerchief--Mr. Selwyn's handkerchief.

At a casual glance this may appear all very absurd, not to say petty;
but then I have frequently noticed that insignificant things very often
serve for the foundation of great; and incidentally quite a surprising
number of lives have been ruined by a handkerchief.

The circumstances were briefly these: In the first place, I had
received the following letter from the Duchess, which had perturbed me
not a little:

MY DEAR DICK: I hear that that Agatha Warburton creature has written
threatening to cut off our dear Lisbeth with the proverbial shilling
unless she complies with her wish and marries Mr. Selwyn within the
year.  Did you ever know of anything so disgusting?

If I were Lisbeth, and possessed such a "creature" for an aunt, I'd see
her in Timbuctoo first--I would!  But then I forget the poor child has
nothing in the world, and you little more, and "love in a cottage" is
all very well, Dick, up to a certain time.  Of course, it is all right
in novels but you are neither of you in a novel, and that is the worst
of it.  If Providence had seen fit to make me Lisbeth's aunt, now,
things might have been very different; but alas! it was not to be.
Under the circumstances, the best thing you can do, for her sake and
your own, is to turn your back upon Arcadia and try to forget it all as
soon as possible in the swirl of London and everyday life.


P.S.  Of course, Romance is dead ages and ages ago; still, it really
would be nice if you could manage to run off with her some fine night!

Thus the fiat had gone forth, the time of waiting was accomplished;
to-day Lisbeth must choose between Selwyn and myself.

This thought was in my mind as I strode along the river path, filling
me with that strange exhilaration which comes, I suppose, to most of us
when we face some climax in our lives.

But now the great question, How would she decide? leaped up and began
to haunt me.  Because a woman smiles upon a man, he is surely a most
prodigious fool to flatter himself that she loves him, therefore.  How
would she decide?   Nay, indeed; what choice had she between affluence
and penury?  Selwyn was wealthy and favoured by her aunt, Lady
Warburton, while as for me, my case was altogether the reverse.  And
now I called to mind how Lisbeth had always avoided coming to any
understanding with me, putting me off on one pretence or another, but
always with infinite tact.  So Fear came to me, and Doubt began to rear
its head; my step grew slower and slower, till, reaching the Shrubbery
gate, I leaned there in doubt whether to proceed or not.  Summoning up
my resolution, however, I went on, turning in the direction of the
orchard, where I knew she often sat of a morning to read or make a
pretence of sewing.

I had gone but a little way when I caught sight of two distant figures
walking slowly across the lawn, and recognised Lisbeth and Mr. Selwyn.
The sight of him here and at such a time was decidedly unpleasant, and
I hurried on, wondering what could have brought him so early.

Beneath Lisbeth's favourite tree, an ancient apple-tree so gnarled and
rugged that it seemed to have spent all its days tying itself into all
manner of impossible knots--in the shade of this tree, I say, there was
a rustic seat and table, upon which was a work-basket, a book, and a
handkerchief.  It was a large, decidedly masculine handkerchief, and as
my eyes encountered it, by some unfortunate chance I noticed a monogram
embroidered in one corner--an extremely neat, precise monogram, with
the letters F. S.  I recognised it at once as the property of Mr.

Ordinarily I should have thought nothing of it, but to-day it was
different; for there are times in one's life when the most foolish
things become pregnant of infinite possibilities; when the veriest
trifles assume overwhelming proportions, filling and blotting out the

So it was now, and as I stared down at the handkerchief, the Doubt
within me grow suddenly into Certainty.  I was pacing restlessly up and
down when I saw Lisbeth approaching; her cheeks seemed more flushed
than usual, and her hand trembled as she gave it to me.

"Why, whatever is the matter with you?" she said; "you look so--so
strange, Dick."

"I received a letter from the Duchess this morning."

"Did you?"

"Yes; in which she tells me your aunt has threatened to--"

"Cut me off with a shilling," nodded Lisbeth, crossing over to the

"Yes," I said again.



"Oh, for goodness' sake, Dick, stop tramping up and down like a--a
caged bear, and sit down--do!"

I obeyed; yet as I did so I saw her with the tail of my eye whip up the
handkerchief and tuck it beneath the laces at her bosom.

"Lisbeth," said I, without turning my head, "why hide it--there?"

Her face flushed painfully, her lips quivered, and for a moment she
could find no answer; then she tried to laugh it off.

"Because I--I wanted to, I suppose!"

"Obviously!" I retorted; and rising, bowed and turned to go.

"Stay a moment, Dick.  I have something to tell you."

"Thank you, but I think I can guess."

"Can you?"

"Oh, yes."

"Aren't you just a little bit theatrical, Dick?"  Now, as she spoke she
drew out Selwyn's handkerchief and began to tie and untie knots in it.
"Dick," she went on--and now she was tracing out Selwyn's monogram with
her finger--"you tell me you know that Aunt Agatha has threatened to
disinherit me; can you realise what that would mean to me, I wonder?"

"Only in some small part," I answered bitterly; "but it would be awful
for you, of course--good-bye to society and all the rest of it--no more
ball gowns or hats and things from Paris, and--"

"And bearing all this in mind," she put in, "and knowing me as you do,
perhaps you can make another guess and tell me what I am likely to do
under these circumstances?"

Now, had I been anything but a preposterous ass, my answer would have
been different; but then I was not myself, and I could not help
noticing how tenderly her finger traced out those two letters F. S., so
I laughed rather brutally and answered:

"Follow the instinct of your sex and stick to the Paris hats and

I heard her breath catch, and turning away, she began to flutter the
pages of the book upon the table.

"And you were always so clever at guessing, weren't you?" she said
after a moment, keeping her face averted.

"At least it has saved your explaining the situation, and you should be
thankful for that."

The book slipped suddenly to the ground and lay, all unheeded, and she
began to laugh in a strange, high key.  Wondering, I took a step toward
her; but as I did so she fled from me, running toward the house, never
stopping or slackening speed, until I had lost sight of her altogether.

Thus the whole miserable business had befallen, dazing me by its very
suddenness like a "bolt from the blue."  I had returned to the 'Three
Jolly Anglers,' determined to follow the advice of the Duchess and
return to London by the next train.  Yet, after passing a sleepless
night, here I was sitting in my old place beneath the alders pretending
to fish.

The river was laughing among the reeds just as merrily as ever, bees
hummed and butterflies wheeled and hovered--life and the world were
very fair.  Yet for once I was blind to it all; moreover, my pipe
refused to "draw"--pieces of grass, twigs, and my penknife were alike

So I sat there, brooding upon the fickleness of womankind, as many
another has done before me, and many will doubtless do after, alack!

And the sum of my thoughts was this: Lisbeth had deceived me; the hour
of trial had found her weak; my idol was only common clay, after all.
And yet she had but preferred wealth to comparative poverty, which
surely, according to all the rules of common sense, had shown her
possessed of a wisdom beyond her years.  And who was I to sit and
grieve over it?  Under the same circumstances ninety-nine women out of
a hundred would have chosen precisely the same course; but then to me
Lisbeth had always seemed the one exempt--the hundredth woman;
moreover, there be times when love, unreasoning and illogical, is
infinitely more beautiful than this much-vaunted common sense.

This and much more was in my mind as I sat fumbling with my useless
pipe and staring with unseeing eyes at the flow of the river.  My
thoughts, however, were presently interrupted by something soft rubbing
against me, and looking down, I beheld Dorothy's fluffy kitten Louise.
Upon my attempting to pick her up, she bounded from me in that
remarkable sideways fashion peculiar to her kind, and stood regarding
me from a distance, her tail straight up in the air and her mouth
opening and shutting without a sound.   At length having given vent to
a very feeble attempt at a mew, she zig-zagged to me, and climbing upon
my knee, immediately fell into a purring slumber.

"Hallo, Uncle Dick!--I mean, what ho, Little John!" cried a voice, and
looking over my shoulder, carefully so as nor to disturb the balance of
"Louise," I beheld the Imp.  It needed but a glance at the bow in his
hand, the three arrows in his belt, and the feather in his cap to tell
me who he was for the time being.

"How now, Robin?" I inquired.

"I'm a bitter, disappointed man, Uncle Dick!" he answered, putting up a
hand to feel if his feather was in place.

"Are you?"

"Yes the book says that Robin Hood was 'bitter an' disappointed' an' so
am I."

"Why, how's that?"

The Imp folded his arms and regarded me with a terrific frown.  "It's
all the fault of my Auntie Lisbeth'!" he said in a tragic voice.

"Sit down, my Imp, and tell me all about it."

"Well," he began laying aside his 'trusty sword,' and seating himself
at my elbow, "she got awfull' angry with me yesterday, awfull' angry,
indeed, an' she wouldn't play with me or anything; an' when I tried to
be friends with her an' asked her to pretend she was a hippopotamus,
'cause I was a mighty hunter, you know, she just said, 'Reginald, go
away an' don't bother me!'

"You surprise me, Imp!"

"But that's not the worst of it," he continued, shaking his head
gloomily; "she didn't come to 'tuck me up' an' kiss me good-night like
she always does.  I lay awake hours an' hours waiting for her, you
know; but she never came, an' so I've left her!"

"Left her!" I repeated.

"For ever an' ever!" he said, nodding a stern brow.  "I 'specks she'll
be awfull' sorry some day!"

"But where shall you go to?"

"I'm thinking of Persia!" he said darkly.


"It's nice an' far, you know, an' I might meet Aladdin with the
wonderful lamp."

"Alas, Imp, I fear not," I answered, shaking my head; "and besides, it
will take a long, long time to get there, and where shall you sleep at

The Imp frowned harder than ever, staring straight before him as one
who wrestles with some mighty problem, then his brow cleared and he
spoke in this wise:

"Henceforth, Uncle Dick, my roof shall be the broad expanse of heaven,
an--an--wait a minute!" he broke off, and lugging something from his
pocket, disclosed a tattered, paper-covered volume (the Imp's books are
always tattered), and hastily turning the pages, paused at a certain
paragraph and read as follows:

"'Henceforth my roof shall be the broad expanse of heaven, an' all
tyrants shall learn to tremble at my name!'  Doesn't that sound fine,
Uncle Dick?  I tried to get Ben, you know, the gardener's boy--to come
an' live in the 'greenwood' with me a bit an' help to make 'tyrants'
tremble, but he said he was 'fraid his mother might find him some day,
an' he wouldn't, so I'm going to make them tremble all by myself,
unless you will come an' be Little John, like you were once before--oh,

Before I could answer, hearing footsteps, I looked round, and my heart
leaped, for there was Lisbeth coming down the path.

Her head was drooping and she walked with a listless air.  Now, as I
watched I forgot everything but that she looked sad, and troubled, and
more beautiful than ever, and that I loved her.  Instinctively I rose,
lifting my cap.  She started, and for the fraction of a second her eyes
looked into mine, then she passed serenely on her way.  I might have
been a stick or stone for all the further notice she bestowed.

Side by side, the Imp and I watched her go, until the last gleam of her
white skirt had vanished amid the green.  Then he folded his arms and
turned to me.

"So be it!" he said, with an air of stern finality; "an' now, what is a
'blasted oak,' please?"

"A blasted oak!" I repeated.

"If you please, Uncle Dick."

"'Well, it's an oak-tree that has been struck by lightning."

"Like the one with the 'stickie-out' branches, where I once hid Auntie
Lis--Her stockings?"

I nodded, and sitting down, began to pack up my fishing rod and things.

"I'm glad of that," pursued the Imp thoughtfully.  "Robin Hood was
always saying to somebody, 'Hie thee to the blasted oak at midnight!'
an' it's nice to have one handy, you know."

I thought that under certain circumstances, and with a piece of rope,
it would be very much so, "blasted" or otherwise, but I only said,
"Yes" and sighed.

"'Whence that doleful visage,' Uncle Dick--I mean Little John? Is
Auntie angry with you, too?"

"Yes," I answered, and sighed again.

"Oh!" said the Imp, staring, "an' do you feel like--like--wait a
minute"--and once more he drew out and consulted the tattered
volume--"'do you feel like hanging yourself in your sword-belt to the
arm of yonder tree?'" he asked eagerly, with his finger upon a certain

"Very like it, my Imp."

"Or--or 'hurling yourself from the topmost pinnacle of yon lofty crag?'"

"Yes, Imp; the 'loftier' the better!"

"Then you must be in love, like Alan-a-Dale; he was going to hang
himself, an' 'hurl himself oft the topmost pinnacle,' you know, only
Robin Hood said, 'Whence that doleful visage,' an' stopped him--you

"To be sure," I nodded.

"An' so you are really in love with my Auntie Lisbeth, are you?"


"Is that why she's angry with you?"


The Imp was silent, apparently plunged once more in a profound

"'Fraid there's something wrong with her," he said at last, shaking his
head; "she's always getting angry with everybody 'bout something--you
an' me an' Mr. Selwyn."

"Mr. Selwyn!" I exclaimed.  "Imp, what do you mean?"

"'Well, she got cross with me first--an' over such a little thing, too!
We were in the orchard, an' I spilt some lemonade on her gown--only
about half a glass, you know, an' when she went to wipe it off she
hadn't a handkerchief, an' 'course I had none.  So she told me to fetch
one, an' I was just going when Mr. Selwyn came, so I said, 'Would he
lend Auntie Lisbeth his handkerchief, 'cause she wanted one to wipe her
dress?' an' he said, 'Delighted!'  Then auntie frowned at me an' shook
her head when he wasn't looking.  But Mr. Selwyn took out his
handkerchief, an' got down on his knees, an' began to wipe off the
lemonade, telling her something 'bout his 'heart,' an' wishing he could
'kneel at her feet forever!'  Auntie got awfull' red, an' told him to
stand up, but he wouldn't; an' then she looked at me so awfull' cross
that I thought I'd better leave, so while she was saying, 'Rise, Mr.
Selwyn-do!'  I ran away, only I could tell she was awfull' angry with
Mr. Selwyn--an' that's all!"

I rose to my knees and caught the Imp by the shoulders.

"Imp," I cried, "are you sure--quite sure that she was angry with Mr.
Selwyn yesterday morning?"

"'Course I am.  I always know when Auntie Lisbeth's angry.  An' now
let's go an' play at 'Blasted Oaks.'"

"Anything you like, Imp, so long as we find her."

"You're forgetting your fishing rod an'--"

"Fishing rod be--blowed!" I exclaimed, and set oft hurriedly in the
direction Lisbeth had taken.

The Imp trotted beside me, stumbling frequently over his "trusty sword"
and issuing numberless commands in a hoarse, fierce voice to an
imaginary "band of outlaws."  As for me, I strode on unheeding, for my
mind was filled with a fast-growing suspicion that I had judged Lisbeth
like a hasty fool.

In this manner we scoured the neighbourhood very thoroughly, but with
no success.  However, we continued our search with unabated
ardour--along the river path to the water stairs and from thence by way
of the gardens to the orchard; but not a sign of Lisbeth.  The
shrubbery and paddock yielded a like result, and having interrogated
Peter in the harness-room, he informed us that "Miss Helezabeth was
hout along with Miss Dorothy."  At last, after more than an hour of
this sort of thing, even the Imp grew discouraged and suggested
"turning pirates."

Our wanderings had led by devious paths, and now, as luck would have
it, we found ourselves beneath "the blasted oak."

We sat down very solemnly side by side, and for a long time there was

"It's fine to make 'tyrants tremble,' isn't it Uncle Dick?" said the
Imp at last.

"Assuredly." I nodded.

"But I should have liked to kiss Auntie Lisbeth good-bye first, an'
Dorothy, an' Louise--"

"What do you mean, my Imp?"

"Oh, you know, Uncle Dick!  'My roof henceforth shall be the broad
expanse.'  I'm going to fight giants an'--an' all sorts of cads, you
know.  An' then, if ever I get to Persia an' do find the wonderful
lamp, I can wish everything all right again, an' we should all be
'happy ever after'--you an' Auntie Lisbeth an' Dorothy an' me; an' we
could live in a palace with slaves.  Oh, it would be fine!"

"Yes, it's an excellent idea, Imp, but on the whole slightly risky,
because it's just possible that you might never find the lamp; besides,
you'll have to stop here, after all, because, you see, I'm going away

"Then let's go away together, Uncle Dick, do!"

"Impossible, my Imp; who will look after your Auntie Lisbeth and
Dorothy and Louise?"

"I forgot that," he answered ruefully.

"And they need a deal of taking care of," I added.

"'Fraid they do," he nodded; "but there's Peter," he suggested,

"Peter certainly knows how to look after horses, but that is not quite
the same.  Lend me your trusty sword."

He rose, and drawing it from his belt handed it to me with a flourish.

"You remember in the old times, Imp, when knights rode out to battle,
it was customary for them when they made a solemn promise to kiss the
cross-hilt of their swords, just to show they meant to keep it.  So now
I ask you to go back to your Auntie Lisbeth, to take care of her, to
shield and guard her from all things evil, and never to forget that you
are her loyal and true knight; and now kiss your sword in token, will
you?" and I passed back the weapon.

"Yes," he answered, with glistening eyes, "I will, on my honour, so
help me Sam!" and he kissed the sword.

"Good!" I exclaimed; "thank you, Imp."

"But are you really going away?" he inquired, looking at me with a
troubled face.


"Must you go?"


"Will you promise to come back some day--soon?"

"Yes, I promise."

"On your honour?"

"On my honour!" I repeated, and in my turn I obediently kissed his
extended sword-hilt.

"Are you going to-night, Uncle Dick?"

"I start very early in the morning, so you see we had better say
'good-bye' now, my Imp."

"Oh!" he said, and stared away down the river.  Now, in the button-hole
of my coat there hung a fading rosebud which Lisbeth had given me two
days ago, and acting on impulse, I took it out.

"Imp," I said, "when you get back, I want you to give this to your
Auntie Lisbeth and say--er--never mind, just give it to her, will you?"

"Yes, Uncle Dick," he said, taking it from me, but keeping his face
turned away.

"And now good-bye, Imp!"

"Good-bye!" he answered, still without looking at me.

"Won't you shake hands?"

He thrust out a grimy little palm, and as I clasped it I saw a big tear
roll down his cheek.

"You'll come back soon--very soon--Uncle Dick?"

"Yes, I'll come back, my Imp."

"So--help you--Sam?"

"So help me Sam!"

And thus it was we parted, the Imp and I, beneath the "blasted oak,"
and I know my heart was strangely heavy as I turned away and left him.

After I had gone some distance I paused to look back.  He still stood
where I had left him, but his face was hidden in his arms as he leaned
sobbing against the twisted trunk of the great tree.

All the way to the 'Three Jolly Anglers' and during the rest of the
evening the thought of the little desolate figure haunted me, so much
so that, having sent away my dinner untasted, I took pen and ink and
wrote him a letter, enclosing with it my penknife, which I had often
seen him regard with "the eye of desire," despite the blade he had
broken upon a certain memorable occasion.  This done, I became
possessed of a determination to send some message to Lisbeth also--just
a few brief words which should yet reveal to her something of the
thoughts I bore her ere I passed ut of her life forever.

For over an hour I sat there, chewing the stem of my useless pipe and
racking my bran, but the "few brief words" obstinately refused to come.
Nine o'clock chimed mournfully from the Norman tower of the church hard
by, yet still my pen was idle and the paper before me blank; also I
became conscious of a tapping somewhere close at hand, now stopping,
now beginning again, whose wearisome iteration so irritated my
fractious nerves that I flung down my pen and rose.

The noise seemed to come from the vicinity of the window.  Crossing to
it, therefore, I flung the casement suddenly open, and found myself
staring into a round face, in which were set two very round eyes and a
button of a nose, the whole surmounted by a shock of red hair.

"'Allo, Mr. Uncle Dick!"

It needed but this and a second glance at the round face to assure me
that it pertained to Ben, the gardener's boy.

"What, my noble Benjamin?" I exclaimed.

"No, it's me!" answered the redoubtable Ben.  "'E said I was to give
you this an' tell you, 'Life an' death!'"  As he spoke he held out a
roll of paper tied about the middle with a boot lace; which done, the
round head grinned, nodded, and disappeared from my ken. Unwinding the
boot lace, I spread out the paper and read the following words,
scrawled in pencil:

Hi the to the Blasted Oke and all will be forgiven.  Come back to your
luving frends and bigones shall be bigones.  Look to the hole in the
trunk there of.

  ROBIN, Outlaw and Knight.

P.S. I mean where i hid her stockings--you no.

I stood for some time with this truly mysterious document in my hand,
in two minds what to do about it; if I went, the chances were that I
should run against the Imp, and there would be a second leave-taking,
which in my present mood I had small taste for.  On the other hand,
there was a possibility that something might have transpired which I
should do well to know.

And yet what more could transpire?  Lisbeth had made her choice, my
dream was over, to-morrow I should return to London--and there was an
end of it all; still--

In this pitiful state of vacillation I remained for some time, but in
the end curiosity and a fugitive hope gained the day, and taking my
cap, I sallied forth.

It was, as Stevenson would say, "a wonderful night of stars," and the
air was full of their soft, quivering light, for the moon was late and
had not risen as yet.  As I stepped from the inn door, somebody in the
tap-room struck up "Tom Bowling" in a rough but not unmusical voice;
and the plaintive melody seemed somehow to become part of the night.

Truly, my feet trod a path of "faerie," carpeted with soft mosses, a
path winding along beside a river of shadows on whose dark tide stars
were floating.  I walked slowly, breathing the fragrance of the night
and watching the great, silver moon creeping slowly up the spangled
sky.  So I presently came to the "blasted oak."  The hole in the trunk
needed little searching for.  I remembered it well enough, and
thrusting in my hand, drew out a folded paper. Holding this close to my
eyes, I managed with no little difficulty to decipher this message:

Don't go unkel dick bekors Auntie lisbeth wants you and i want you to.
I heard her say so to herself in the libree and she was crying to, and
didn't see me there but i was.  And she said O Dick i want you so, out
loud bekors she didn't no I was there.  And i no she was crying bekors
i saw the tiers.  And this is true on my onner so help me sam.

  Yore true frend and Knight,

A revulsion of feeling swept over me as I read.  Ah!  if only I could
believe she had said such words--my beautiful, proud Lisbeth.

Alas!  dear Imp, how was it possible to believe you?  And because I
knew it could not possibly be true, and because I would have given my
life to know that it was true, I began to read the note all over again.

Suddenly I started and looked round; surely that was a sob!  But the
moon's level rays served only to show the utter loneliness about me. It
was imagination, of course, and yet it had sounded very real.

And she said, "O Dick, I want you so!"

The river lapped softly against the bank, and somewhere above my head
the leaves rustled dismally.

"Dear little Imp, if it were only true!"

Once again the sound came to me, low and restrained, but a sob

On the other side of the giant tree I beheld a figure half sitting,
half lying.  The shadow was deep here, but as I stooped the kindly moon
sent down a shaft of silver light, and I saw a lovely, startled face,
with great, tear-dimmed eyes.

"Lisbeth!" I exclaimed; then, prompted by a sudden thought, I glanced
hastily around.

"I am alone," she said, interpreting my thought aright.

"But--here--and--and at such an hour!" I stammered foolishly. She
seemed to be upon her feet in one movement, fronting me with flashing

"I came to look for the Imp.  I found this on his pillow.  Perhaps you
will explain?" and she handed me a crumpled paper.


Unkel dick is going away bekors he is in luv with you and you are angry
with the Blasted oke, where I hid yore stokkings if you want to kiss me
and be kind to me again, come to me bekors I want someboddie to be nice
to me now he is gone.

yore luving sorry IMP.

P.S.  He said he would like to hang himself in his sword-belt to the
arm of yonder tree and hurl himself from yon topmost pinnakel, so I no
he is in luv with you.

"Oh, blessed Imp!"

"And now where is he?" she demanded.

"Lisbeth, I don't know."

"You don't know!  Then why are you here?"

For answer I held out the letter I had found, and watched while she
read the words I could not believe.

Her hat was off, and the moon made wonderful lights in the coils of her
black hair.  She was wearing an indoor gown of some thin material that
clung, boldly revealing the gracious lines of her supple figure, and in
the magic of the moon she seemed some young goddess of the woods--tall
and fair and strong, yet infinitely womanly.

Now as she finished reading she turned suddenly away, yet not before I
had seen the tell-tale colour glowing in her cheeks--a slow wave which
surged over her from brow to chin, and chin to the round, white column
of her throat.

And she said, "O Dick, I want you so!" I read aloud.

"Oh," Lisbeth murmured.

"Lisbeth, is it true?"

She stood with her face averted, twisting the letter in her fingers.

"Lisbeth!" I said, and took a step nearer.  Still she did not speak,
but her hands came out to me with a swift, passionate gesture, and her
eyes looked into mine; and surely none were ever more sweet, with the
new shyness in their depths and the tears glistening on their lashes.

And in that moment Doubt and Fear were swallowed up in a great joy, and
I forgot all things save that Lisbeth was before me and that I loved
her.  The moon, risen now, had made a broad path of silver across the
shadowy river to our very feet, and I remembered how the Imp had once
told me that it was there for the moon fairies to come down by when
they bring us happy dreams.  Surely, the air was full of moon fairies

"O Imp, thrice blessed Imp!"

"But--but Selwyn?" I groaned at last.


"If you love him--"

"But I don't!"

"But if you are to marry him--"

"But I'm not!  I was going to tell you so in the orchard yesterday, but
you gave me no chance; you preferred to guess, and, of course, guessed
wrong altogether.  I knew it made you wretched, and I was glad of it
and meant to keep you so a long, long time; but when I looked up and
saw you standing there so very, very miserable, Dick, I couldn't keep
it up any longer, because I was so dreadfully wretched myself, you

"Can you ever forgive me?"

"That depends, Dick."

"On what?"

Lisbeth stooped, and picking up her hat, began to put it on.

"Depends on what?" I repeated.

Her hat was on now, but for a while she did not answer, her eyes upon
the "fairy path."  When at last she spoke her voice was very low and

"'Not far from the village of Down, in Kent, there is a house,'" she
began, "'a very old house, with pointed gables and pannelled chambers,
but empty to-night and desolate.'  You see I remember it all," she
broke off.

"Yes, you remember it all," I repeated, wondering.

"Dick--I--I want you to--take me there.  I've thought of it all so
often.  Take me there, Dick."

"Lisbeth, do you mean it?"

"It has been the dream of my life for a long time now--to work for you
there, to take care of you, Dick--you need such a deal, such a great
deal of taking care of--to walk with you in the old rose garden; but
I'm a beggar now, you know, though I sha'n't mind a bit if--if you want
me, Dick."

"Want you!" I cried, and with the words I drew her close and kissed
her.  Now, from somewhere in the tree above came a sudden crack and
mighty snapping of twigs.

"All right, Uncle Dick!" cried a voice; "it's only the branch. Don't

"Imp!" I exclaimed.

"I'm coming, Uncle Dick," he answered, and with much exertion and heavy
breathing he presently emerged into view and squirmed himself safely to
earth.  For a moment he stood looking from one to the other of us, then
he turned to Lisbeth.

"Won't you forgive me, too, Auntie Lisbeth, please?" he said.

"Forgive you!" she cried, and falling on her knees, gathered him in her

"I'm glad I didn't go to Persia, after all, Uncle Dick," he said over
her shoulder.

"Persia!" repeated Lisbeth, wonderingly.

"Oh, yes; you were so angry with Uncle Dick an' me--so frightfull'
angry, you know, that I was going to try to find the 'wonderful lamp'
so I could wish everything all right again an' all of us 'live happy
ever after'; but the blasted oak did just as well, an' was nicer,
somehow, wasn't it?"

"Infinitely nicer," I answered.

"An' you will never be angry with Uncle Dick or me any more, will you,
auntie--that is, not frightfull' angry, you know?"

"Never any more, dear."

"On your honour?"

"On my honour!"

"So help you Sam?"

"So help me Sam!" she repeated, smiling, but there were tears in her

Very gravely the Imp drew his "trusty sword," which she, following his
instructions, obediently kissed.

"And now," cried he, "we are all happy again, aren't we?"

"More happy than I ever hoped or dreamed to be," answered Lisbeth,
still upon her knees; "and oh, Imp--dear little Imp, come and kiss me."



Surely there never was and never could be such another morning as this!
Ever since the first peep of dawn a blackbird had been singing to me
from the fragrant syringa-bush that blossomed just beneath my window.
Each morning I had wakened to the joyous melody of his golden song.
But to-day the order was reversed.  I had sat there at my open
casement, breathing the sweet purity of the morning, watching the
eastern sky turn slowly from pearl-grey to saffron and from saffron to
deepest crimson, until at last the new-risen sun had filled all the
world with his glory.  And then this blackbird of mine had begun--very
hoarse at first, trying a note now and then in a tentative sort of
fashion, as though still drowsy and not quite sure of himself, but
little by little his notes had grown longer, richer, mellower, until
here he was pouring out his soul in an ecstasy.

Ah! surely there never was, there never could be, such another morning
as this!

Out of the green twilight of the woods a gentle wind was blowing, laden
with the scent of earth and hidden flowers.  Dewdrops twinkled in the
grass and hung glistening from every leaf and twig, and beyond all was
the sheen of the murmurous river.

The blackbird was in full song now, and by degrees others joined
in--thrush, and lark, and linnet, with the humbler voices of the
farmyard--until the sunny air was vibrant with the chorus.

Presently a man in a sleeved waistcoat crossed the paddock, whistling
lustily, and from somewhere below there rose a merry clatter of plates
and dishes; and thus the old inn, which had seen so many mornings, woke
up to yet another.  But there never was, there never could be, just
such another morning as this was!

And in a little while, having dressed with more than usual care, I went
downstairs to find my breakfast awaiting me in the "Sanded Parlour,"
having ordered it for this early hour the night previously--ham and
eggs and fragrant coffee, what mortal could wish for more?

And while I ate, waited on by the rosy-cheeked chambermaid, in came
Master Amos Baggett, mine host, to pass the time of day, and likewise
to assure me that my baggage should catch the early train; who when I
rose, my meal at an end, paused to wipe his honest hand quite
needlessly upon his snowy apron ere he wished me "Good-bye."

So having duly remembered the aforesaid rosy-cheeked chambermaid, the
obsequious "Boots" and the grinning ostler, I sallied forth into the
sunshine, and crossing the green, where stood the battered sign-post, I
came to a flight of rough steps, at the foot of which my boat was
moored.  In I stepped, cast loose the painter, and shipping the sculls,
shot out into the stream.

No, there never was, there never could be, just such another morning as
this, for to-day I was to marry Lisbeth, and every stroke of the oar
carried me nearer to her and happiness.  Gaily the alders bent and
nodded to me; joyfully the birds piped and sang; merrily the water
laughed and chattered against my prow as I rowed through the golden

Long before the hour appointed I reached the water-stairs at Fane
Court, and tying my skiff, lighted my pipe and watched the smoke rise
slowly into the still air while I tried "to possess my soul in
patience."  Sitting thus, I dreamed many a fair dream of the new life
that was to be, and made many resolutions, as a man should upon his
wedding morn.

And at last came Lisbeth herself, swiftly, lightly, as fair and sweet
and fresh as the morning, who yet paused a while to lean upon the
balustrade and look down at me beneath the brim of her hat.  Up I rose
and stretched out my hands to her, but she still stood there, and I saw
her cheeks were flushed and her eyes shy and tender.  So once more we
stood upon the old water-stairs, she on the top stair, I on the lower;
and again I saw the little foot beneath her skirt come slowly towards
me and hesitate.

"Dick," she said, "you know that Aunt Agatha has cut me
off--disinherited me altogether--you have had time to think it all


"And you are quite--quite sure?"

"Quite! I think I have been so all my life."

"I'm penniless now, Dick, a beggar, with nothing in the world but the
clothes I wear."

"Yes," I said, catching her hands in mine, "my beggar-maid; the
loveliest, noblest, sweetest that ever stooped to bestow her love on

"Dick, how glorious everything is this morning--the earth, the sky, and
the river!"

"It is our wedding morning!" said I.

"Our wedding day," she repeated in a whisper.

"And there never was just such a morning as this," said I.

"But, Dick, all days cannot be as this--there must come clouds and
storm sometimes, and--and--O Dick! are you sure that you will never,
never regret--"

"I love you, Lisbeth, in the shadow as well as the sunshine--love you
ever and always."  And so, the little foot hesitating no longer,
Lisbeth came down to me.

Oh, never again could there be such another morning as this!


I looked round with a start, and there, his cap cocked rakishly over
one eye, his "murderous cutlass" at his hip and his arms folded across
his chest, stood "Scarlet Sam, the Terror of the South Seas."

"Imp!" cried Lisbeth.

"Avast!" cried he in lusty tones; "whereaway?"

I glanced helplessly at Lisbeth and she at me.

"Whereaway, shipmate?" he bellowed in nautical fashion, but before I
could find a suitable answer Dorothy made her appearance with the
fluffy kitten "Louise" cuddled under her arm as usual.

"How do you do?" she said demurely; "it's awfully nice to get up so
early, isn't it?  We heard auntie creeping about on tippity-toes, you
know, so we came, too.  Reginald said she was pretending to be
burglars, but I think she's going 'paddling.'  Are you, auntie?"

"No, dear; not this morning," answered Lisbeth, shaking her head.

"Then you are going for a row in Uncle Dick's boat.  How fine!"

"An' you'll take us with you, won't you, Uncle Dick?" cried the Imp
eagerly.  "We'll be pirates.  I'll be 'Scarlet Sam,' an' you can be
'Timothy Bone, the bo'sun,' like you were last time.

"Impossible, my Imp," I said firmly.  He looked at me incredulously for
a moment, then, seeing I meant it, his lip began to quiver.

"I didn't think 'T-Timothy B-Bone' would ever desert me," he said, and
turned away.

"Oh, auntie!" exclaimed Dorothy, "won't you take us?"

"Dear--not this morning."

"Are you going far, then, Uncle Dick?"

"Yes, very far," I answered, glancing uneasily from the Imp's drooping
figure to Lisbeth.

"I wonder where?"

"Oh--well--er--down the rivers," I stammered, quite at a loss.

"Y-e-s, but where?" persisted Dorothy.

"Well, to--er--to--"

"To the 'Land of Heart's Delight,'" Lisbeth put in, "and you may come
with us, after all, if Uncle Dick will take you."

"To be sure he will, if your auntie wishes it," I cried, "so step
aboard, my hearties, and lively!"  In a moment the Imp's hand was in
mine, and he was smiling up at me with wet lashes.

"I knew 'Timothy Bone' could never be a--a 'mutinous rogue,'" he said,
and turned to aid Dorothy aboard with the air of an admiral on his

And now, all being ready, he unhitched the painter, or, as he said,
"slipped our cable," and we glided out into midstream.

"A ship," he said thoughtfully, "always has a name.  What shall we call
this one?  Last time we were 'pirates' and she was the Black Death--"

"Never mind last time, Imp," I broke in; "to-day she is the Joyful

"That doesn't sound very 'pirate-y,' somehow," he responded with a
disparaging shake of the head, "but I s'pose it will have to do."

And so, upon that summer morning, the good ship Joyful Hope set sail
for the "Land of the Heart's Delight," and surely no vessel of her size
ever carried quite such a cargo of happiness before or since.

And once again "Scarlet Sam" stamped upon the "quarter-deck" and roared
orders anent "lee shrouds" and "weather braces," with divers
injunctions concerning the "helm," while his eyes rolled and he
flourished his "murderous cutlass" as he had done upon a certain other
memorable occasion.  Never, never again could there be just such
another morning as this--for two of us at least.

On we went, past rush and sedge and weeping willow, by roaring weir and
cavernous lock, into the shadow of grim stone bridges and out again
into the sunshine, past shady woods and green uplands until at length
we "cast anchor" before a flight of steps leading up to a particularly
worn stone gateway surmounted by a crumbling stone cross.

"Why," exclaimed the Imp, staring, "this is a church!"

"Imp," I nodded, "I believe it is?"

"But to-day isn't Sunday, you know," he remonstrated, seeing it was our
intention to land.

"Never mind that, Imp; 'the better the deed, the better the day, you

On we went, Dorothy with the fluffy Louise beneath her arm and the Imp
with cutlass swinging at his belt, while Lisbeth and I brought up the
rear, and as we went she slipped her hand into mine.  In the porch we
came upon an aged woman busy with a broom and a very large duster, who,
catching sight of Dorothy's kitten and the Imp's "murderous weapon,"
dropped first the duster and then the broom, and stood staring in
open-mouthed astonishment.

And there in the dim old church, with the morning sun making a glory of
the window above our heads, and with the birds for our choristers, the
vows were exchanged and the blessing pronounced that gave Lisbeth and
her future into my keeping; yet I think we were both conscious of those
two small figures in the gloom of the great pew behind, who stared in
round-eyed wonderment.

The register duly signed and all formalities over and done, we go out
into the sunshine; and once more the aged woman, richer now by half a
crown, is reduced to mute astonishment, so that speech is beyond her,
when the Imp, lifting his feathered cap, politely wishes her

Being come aboard the Joyful Hope, there ensued an awkward pause,
during which Lisbeth looked at the children and I at her.

"We must take them back home," she said at last.

"We shall miss our train, Lisbeth."

"But," and here she blushed most delightfully, "there is really no
hurry; we can take a--a later one."

"So be it," I said, and laid our course accordingly.

For a time there was silence, during which the Imp, as if in momentary
expectation of an attack by bloodthirsty foes, scowled about him,
pistol in hand, keeping, as he said, "his weather eye lifting," while
Dorothy glanced from Lisbeth to me and back again with puzzled brows.

"I do believe you have been marrying each other!" she said suddenly.
The Imp forgot all about his "weather eye" and stared aghast.

"'Course not!" he cried at last. "Uncle Dick wouldn't do such a thing,
would you, Uncle Dick?"

"Imp I have--I do confess it."

"Oh!" he exclaimed in a tone of deepest tragedy.  "And you let him go
and do it, Auntie Lisbeth?"

"He was so very, very persistent, Imp," she sad, actually turning
crimson beneath his reproachful eye.

"Don't be too hard on us, Imp," I pleaded.

"I s'pose it can't be helped now," he said, a little mollified, but
frowning sternly, nevertheless.

"No," I answered, with my eyes upon Lisbeth's lovely, blushing face,
"it certainly can't be helped now."

"And you'll never do it again?"

"Never again, Imp."

"Then I forgive you, only why--why did you do it?"

"Well, you see, my Imp, I have an old house in the country, a very cosy
old place, but it's lonely, horribly lonely, to live by one's self.
I've wanted somebody to help me to live in it for a long time, but
nobody would you know, Imp.  At last our Auntie Lisbeth has promised to
take care of the house and me, to fill the desolate rooms with her
voice and sweet presence and my empty life with her life. You can't
quite understand how much this means to me now, Imp, but you will some
day, perhaps."

"But are you going to take our Auntie Lisbeth away from us?" cried

"Yes, dear," I answered, "but--"

"Oh, I don't like that one bit!" exclaimed the Imp.

"But you shall come there and stay with us as often as you wish," said

"That would be perfectly beautiful!" cried Dorothy.

"Yes, but when?" inquired the Imp gloomily.

"Soon," I answered.

"Very soon!" said Lisbeth.

"Will you promise to be 'Timothy Bone, the bo'sun,' an' the 'Black
Knight,' an' 'Little-John' whenever I want you to--so help you Sam,
Uncle Dick?"

"I will, Imp."

"An' make me a long sword with a--a 'deadly point'?"

"Yes," I nodded, "and show you some real ones, too."

"Real ones?" he cried.

"Oh, yes, and armour as well; there's lots of it in the old house, you

"Let's go now!" he cried, nearly upsetting the boat in his eagerness.

"Oh! O Dick!" cried Lisbeth at this moment, "Dick--there's Aunt!"

"Aunt?" I repeated.

"Aunt Agatha, and she sees us; look!"

Turning my head, I beheld a most unexpected sight.  Advancing directly
upon us was the old boat, that identical, weather-beaten tub of a boat
which Lisbeth and I had come so near ending our lives together, the
which has already been told in these Chronicles.  On the rowing-thwart
sat Peter, the coachman, and in the stern-sheets, very grim and stiff
in the back, her lorgnettes at her eyes, was Lady Warburton.

Escape was quite out of the question, and in half a dozen strokes of
the oar we were alongside and close under the battery of the lorgnettes.

"Elizabeth," she began in her most ponderous manner, ignoring my
presence altogether, "Elizabeth, child, I blush for you."

"Then, Aunt, please don't," cried Lisbeth; "I can do quite enough of
that for myself.  I'm always blushing lately," and as if to prove her
words she immediately proceeded to do so.

"Elizabeth," proceeded Lady Warburton, making great play with her
lorgnettes, "your very shameless, ungrateful letter I received last
night.  This morning I arose at an objectionably early hour, travelled
down in a draughty train, and here I am out on a damp and nasty river
in a leaky boat, with my feet horribly wet, but determined to save you
from an act which you may repent all your days."

"Excuse me," I said, bowing deeply, "but such heroic devotion cannot be
sufficiently appreciated and admired.  In Lisbeth's name I beg to thank
you; nevertheless."

"Mr. Brent, I believe?" she said in a tone of faint surprise, as though
noticing my presence for the first time.

"At your service, madam!" I answered with another bow.

"Then I must ask you to convey my ward back to Fane Court immediately;
she and the children will accompany me to London at once."

"My dear Lady Warburton," I said, fronting the lorgnettes with really
admirable fortitude, "it grieves me to deny you this request, but
believe me, it is impossible!"

"Impossible!" she repeated.

"Quite!" I answered.  "You here behold the good ship Joyful Hope, bound
for the 'Land of Heart's Delight,' and we aboard are all determined on
our course."

"'An' the wind blows fair, an' our helm's a-lee, so it's heave, my
mariners, all--O!'" cried the Imp in his nautical voice.

"Dear me!" ejaculated Lady Warburton, staring.  "Elizabeth, be so
obliging as to tell me what it all means.  Why have you dragged these
children from their beds to come philandering upon a horrid river at
such an hour?"

"Excuse me, Aunt, but she didn't drag us," protested the Imp, bowing
exactly as I had done a moment before.

"Oh, no, we came," nodded Dorothy.

"An' we've been getting married, you know," said the Imp.

"And it was all very, very beautiful," added Dorothy; "even Louise
enjoyed it ever so much!" and she kissed the fluffy kitten.

"Married!" cried Lady Warburton in a tone of horror; "married!"

"They would do it, you know," sighed the Imp.

"And quite right, too," said Dorothy; "everybody always marries
somebody, some time; it's very fashionable at present.  Mamma did and
so shall I when I grow up, I suppose."

"Goodness gracious, child!" exclaimed Lady Warburton.

"I s'pose you're angry 'bout it, Aunt," pursued the Imp.  "I was at
first--just a weeny bit; but you see Uncle Dick has a wonderful house
with swords an' armour, but empty, an' he wanted to keep somebody in it
to see that everything was nice, I s'pose, an' sing, you know, an' take
care of his life.  Auntie Lisbeth can sing, an' she wanted to go, so I
forgave them."

"Oh, indeed, Reginald?" said Lady Warburton in a rather queer voice,
and I saw the corners of her high, thin nose quiver strangely.

"Beggin' your pardon, ma' am," said Peter at this moment, touching his
cap, "I don't know much about boats, my line bein' 'osses, but I do
think as this 'ere boat is a-goin' to sink."

"Then row for the shore instantly," said Lady Warburton firmly, "and
should I never reach it alive"--here she brought her lorgnette to bear
on Lisbeth--"I say if I do meet a watery grave this day, my epitaph
shall be, 'Drowned by the Ingratitude of a Niece.'"

However, this gloomy tragedy being happily averted, and Lady Warburton
safely landed, I, at a nod from Lisbeth, rowed to the bank likewise and
we all disembarked together.

Now, as kind Fortune would have it, and Fortune was very kind that
morning, the place where we stood was within a stone's throw of The
Three Jolly Anglers, and wafted to us on the warm, still air there came
a wondrous fragrance, far sweeter and more alluring than the breath of
roses or honeysuckle--the delightful aroma of frying bacon.

Lady Warburton faced us, her parasol tucked beneath her arm, looking
very much like a military officer on parade.

"Dorothy and Reginald," she said in a short, sharp voice of command,
"bid good-bye to your Auntie Lisbeth and accompany me home at once."

"No, no," cried Lisbeth, with hands stretched out appealingly, "you
will not leave us like this, Aunt--for the sake of the love I shall
always bear you, and--and--"

"Elizabeth, I cared for you from your babyhood up.  Ingratitude is my
return.  I watched you grow from child to woman.  I planned out a
future for you; you broke those plans.  I might tell you that I am a
lonely, disappointed old woman, who loved you much more than she
thought, but I won't!"

"Dear, dear Aunt Agatha, did you love me so much, and I never guessed;
you wouldn't let me, you see.  Ah! do not think me ungrateful, but when
a woman comes to marry she must choose for herself as I have done; and
I am happy, dear, and proud of my choice--proud to have won the true
love of a true man; only do not think I am ungrateful.  And if this
must be good-bye, do not let us part like this--for my sake and your
sake and the sake of my--husband."

Lady Warburton had turned away, and there ensued a somewhat
embarrassing pause.

"Elizabeth," she said suddenly, "if I don't mistake, somebody is frying
bacon somewhere, and I'm ravenously hungry."

"So am I," cried the Imp.

"And so am I," Dorothy chimed in.

"Then suppose we have breakfast," I suggested, and in almost less time
than it takes to tell I was leading the way across the green with Lady
Warburton on my arm--actually leaning on my arm.  It all happened so
quickly that Heaven and Lisbeth alone know how she got there.

And now who so surprised to see us as honest Amos Baggett, ushering us
with many bows and smiles into the Sanded Parlour, where breakfast was
soon ready; and who so quick and dexterous in attending to our wants as
the rosy-cheeked chambermaid?

And what a breakfast that was!  Never had the antique andirons on the
hearth, the pewter plates and dishes upon the walls, the brass-bound
blunderbuss above the mantel seemed so bright and polished before, and
surely never had they gleamed upon a merrier company.  To be sure, the
Imp's remarks were somewhat few and far between, but that was simply on
account of the blackberry jam.

"I suppose you are both ridiculously happy," said Lady Warburton,
eyeing us over her coffee cup.

"Most absurdly!" answered Lisbeth, blushing all in a moment.

"Preposterously!" I nodded.

"Of course!" said Lady Warburton, and setting down her cup, she sighed,
while I wondered what memories her narrow life could hold.

"Uncle Dick," said the Imp suddenly, "do you s'pose Scarlet Sam ever
ate blackberry jam?"

"Undoubtedly, my Imp, when he could get it."  This appeared to greatly
relieve his mind; for he took another helping.

But all things must have an end, alas!-even such a breakfast as this,
and presently we were out in the sunshine again, standing beneath the
weather-beaten sign whereon three faded fishermen fished with faded
rods in a faded stream; while away down the road we could see Peter
already approaching with the carriage.

"And now I suppose you are going?" said Lady Warburton.

"There is a train at half-past ten," I answered.

"An' we are going, too!" said Dorothy.

"Yes, we're quite ready, Uncle Dick," cried the Imp, thrusting his
pistols into his belt.

"But you wouldn't leave me all alone, would you, children?" asked Lady
Warburton, and there was a certain wistfulness in her sharp face that
seemed new to it.

"'Course not," sighed the Imp, "only--"

"We must stay and take care of her, Reginald," nodded Dorothy

"Yes, I'll take care of you, Aunt, with lance, battle-axe, an' sword,
by day an' night," said the Imp, "only--I should have liked to see
Uncle Dick's wonderful house, with the real swords an' armour, in the
Land of Heart's Delight--some day, you know."

"And so you shall," cried Lady Warburton, and she actually stooped to
kiss him, and then Dorothy, rather 'pecky' kisses, perhaps, but very
genuine kisses notwithstanding.

"Richard," she said, giving me her hand, "we shall come down to your
wonderful house--all three of us next week, so be prepared--now be
off--both of you."

"Then you forgive me, Aunt?" asked Lisbeth, hesitating.

"Well, I don't quite know yet, Lisbeth; but, my dear, I'll tell you
something I have never mentioned to a living soul but you; if I had
acted forty years ago as you did to-day, I should have been a very
different creature to the cross-grained old woman you think me.
There--there's a kiss, but as for forgiving you--that is quite another
matter; I must have time to think it all over.  Good-bye, my dear; and,
Richard, fill her life with happiness, to make up for mine, if you can.
Children, bid good-bye to your Auntie--and Uncle Dick!"

"You won't forget the sword with the 'deadly point,' will you, Uncle

"I won't forget, my Imp!"  Hereupon he tried to smile, but his
trembling lips refused, and snatching his band from mine he turned
away; as for Dorothy, she was sobbing into the fur of the fluffy kitten.

Then I helped Lisbeth aboard The Joyful Hope, loving her the more for
the tears that gleamed beneath her long lashes, and 'casting loose,' we
glided out into the stream.

There they stood, the two children, with the white-haired figure
between them, Dorothy holding up the round-eyed "Louise" for a parting
glimpse, and the Imp flourishing his cutlass, until a bend of the river
hid them from view.

So Lisbeth and I sailed on together through the golden morning to "The
Land of Heart's Delight."

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