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´╗┐Title: Peace
Author: Aristophanes, 446? BC-385? BC
Language: English
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By Aristophanes

Original Transcriber's Note:
Translator uncredited. Footnotes have been retained because they
provide the meanings of Greek names, terms and ceremonies and explain
puns and references otherwise lost in translation. Occasional Greek
words in the footnotes have not been included. Footnote numbers,
in brackets, start anew at (1) for each piece of dialogue, and each
footnote follows immediately the dialogue to which it refers, labeled
thus: f(1).


The 'Peace' was brought out four years after 'The Acharnians' (422
B.C.), when the War had already lasted ten years. The leading motive is
the same as in the former play--the intense desire of the less excitable
and more moderate-minded citizens for relief from the miseries of war.

Trygaeus, a rustic patriot, finding no help in men, resolves to ascend
to heaven to expostulate personally with Zeus for allowing this wretched
state of things to continue. With this object he has fed and trained a
gigantic dung-beetle, which he mounts, and is carried, like Bellerophon
on Pegasus, on an aerial journey. Eventually he reaches Olympus, only to
find that the gods have gone elsewhere, and that the heavenly abode is
occupied solely by the demon of War, who is busy pounding up the Greek
States in a huge mortar. However, his benevolent purpose is not in vain;
for learning from Hermes that the goddess Peace has been cast into a
pit, where she is kept a fast prisoner, he calls upon the different
peoples of Hellas to make a united effort and rescue her, and with their
help drags her out and brings her back in triumph to earth. The play
concludes with the restoration of the goddess to her ancient honours,
the festivities of the rustic population and the nuptials of Trygaeus
with Opora (Harvest), handmaiden of Peace, represented as a pretty

Such references as there are to Cleon in this play are noteworthy. The
great Demagogue was now dead, having fallen in the same action as the
rival Spartan general, the renowned Brasidas, before Amphipolis, and
whatever Aristophanes says here of his old enemy is conceived in the
spirit of 'de mortuis nil nisi bonum.' In one scene Hermes is descanting
on the evils which had nearly ruined Athens and declares that 'The
Tanner' was the cause of them all. But Trygaeus interrupts him with the

"Hold-say not so, good master Hermes; Let the man rest in peace where
now he lies. He is no longer of our world, but yours."

Here surely we have a trait of magnanimity on the author's part as
admirable in its way as the wit and boldness of his former attacks had
been in theirs.


     HIEROCLES, a Soothsayer

SCENE: A farmyard, two slaves busy beside a dungheap; afterwards, in

FIRST SERVANT Quick, quick, bring the dung-beetle his cake.

SECOND SERVANT Coming, coming.

FIRST SERVANT Give it to him, and may it kill him!

SECOND SERVANT May he never eat a better.

FIRST SERVANT Now give him this other one kneaded up with ass's dung.

SECOND SERVANT There! I've done that too.

FIRST SERVANT And where's what you gave him just now; surely he can't
have devoured it yet!

SECOND SERVANT Indeed he has; he snatched it, rolled it between his feet
and bolted it.

FIRST SERVANT Come, hurry up, knead up a lot and knead them stiffly.

SECOND SERVANT Oh, scavengers, help me in the name of the gods, if you
do not wish to see me fall down choked.

FIRST SERVANT Come, come, another made from the stool of a young
scapegrace catamite. 'Twill be to the beetle's taste; he likes it well

SECOND SERVANT There! I am free at least from suspicion; none will
accuse me of tasting what I mix.

FIRST SERVANT Faugh! come, now another! keep on mixing with all your

SECOND SERVANT I' faith, no. I can stand this awful cesspool stench no
longer, so I bring you the whole ill-smelling gear.

FIRST SERVANT Pitch it down the sewer sooner, and yourself with it.

SECOND SERVANT Maybe, one of you can tell me where I can buy a
stopped-up nose, for there is no work more disgusting than to mix food
for a beetle and to carry it to him. A pig or a dog will at least pounce
upon our excrement without more ado, but this foul wretch affects the
disdainful, the spoilt mistress, and won't eat unless I offer him a cake
that has been kneaded for an entire day.... But let us open the door
a bit ajar without his seeing it. Has he done eating? Come, pluck up
courage, cram yourself till you burst! The cursed creature! It wallows
in its food! It grips it between its claws like a wrestler clutching
his opponent, and with head and feet together rolls up its paste like
a rope-maker twisting a hawser. What an indecent, stinking, gluttonous
beast! I know not what angry god let this monster loose upon us, but of
a certainty it was neither Aphrodite nor the Graces.

FIRST SERVANT Who was it then?

SECOND SERVANT No doubt the Thunderer, Zeus.

FIRST SERVANT But perhaps some spectator, some beardless youth, who
thinks himself a sage, will say, "What is this? What does the beetle
mean?" And then an Ionian,(1) sitting next him, will add, "I think
'tis an allusion to Cleon, who so shamelessly feeds on filth all by
himself."--But now I'm going indoors to fetch the beetle a drink.

     f(1) 'Peace' was no doubt produced at the festival of the
     Apaturia, which was kept at the end of October, a period
     when strangers were numerous in Athens.

SECOND SERVANT As for me, I will explain the matter to you all,
children, youths, grownups and old men, aye, even to the decrepit
dotards. My master is mad, not as you are, but with another sort of
madness, quite a new kind. The livelong day he looks open-mouthed
towards heaven and never stops addressing Zeus. "Ah! Zeus," he cries,
"what are thy intentions? Lay aside thy besom; do not sweep Greece

TRYGAEUS Ah! ah! ah!

SECOND SERVANT Hush, hush! Mehinks I hear his voice!

TRYGAEUS Oh! Zeus, what art thou going to do for our people? Dost thou
not see this, that our cities will soon be but empty husks?

SECOND SERVANT As I told you, that is his form of madness. There you
have a sample of his follies. When his trouble first began to seize him,
he said to himself, "By what means could I go straight to Zeus?" Then
he made himself very slender little ladders and so clambered up towards
heaven; but he soon came hurtling down again and broke his head.
Yesterday, to our misfortune, he went out and brought us back this
thoroughbred, but from where I know not, this great beetle, whose groom
he has forced me to become. He himself caresses it as though it were
a horse, saying, "Oh! my little Pegasus,(1) my noble aerial steed, may
your wings soon bear me straight to Zeus!" But what is my master doing?
I must stoop down to look through this hole. Oh! great gods! Here!
neighbours, run here quick! here is my master flying off mounted on his
beetle as if on horseback.

     f(1) The winged steed of Perseus--an allusion to a lost
     tragedy of Euripides, in which Bellerophon was introduced
     riding on Pegasus.

TRYGAEUS Gently, gently, go easy, beetle; don't start off so proudly, or
trust at first too greatly to your powers; wait till you have sweated,
till the beating of your wings shall make your limb joints supple. Above
all things, don't let off some foul smell, I adjure you; else I would
rather have you stop in the stable altogether.

SECOND SERVANT Poor master! Is he crazy?

TRYGAEUS Silence! silence!

SECOND SERVANT (TO TRYGAEUS) But why start up into the air on chance?

TRYGAEUS 'Tis for the weal of all the Greeks; I am attempting a daring
and novel feat.

SECOND SERVANT But what is your purpose? What useless folly!

TRYGAEUS No words of ill omen! Give vent to joy and command all men to
keep silence, to close down their drains and privies with new tiles and
to stop up their own vent-holes.(1)

     f(1) Fearing that if it caught a whiff from earth to its
     liking, the beetle might descend from the highest heaven to
     satisfy itself.

FIRST SERVANT No, I shall not be silent, unless you tell me where you
are going.

TRYGAEUS Why, where am I likely to be going across the sky, if it be not
to visit Zeus?

FIRST SERVANT For what purpose?

TRYGAEUS I want to ask him what he reckons to do for all the Greeks.

SECOND SERVANT And if he doesn't tell you?

TRYGAEUS I shall pursue him at law as a traitor who sells Greece to the

     f(1) The Persians and the Spartans were not then allied as
     the scholiast states, since a treaty between them was only
     concluded in 412 B.C., i.e. eight years after the production
     of 'Peace'; the great king, however, was trying to derive
     advantages out of the dissensions in Greece.

SECOND SERVANT Death seize me, if I let you go.

TRYGAEUS It is absolutely necessary.

SECOND SERVANT Alas! alas! dear little girls, your father is deserting
you secretly to go to heaven. Ah! poor orphans, entreat him, beseech

LITTLE DAUGHTER Father! father! what is this I hear? Is it true? What!
you would leave me, you would vanish into the sky, you would go to the
crows?(1) 'Tis impossible! Answer, father, an you love me.

     f(1) "Go to the crows," a proverbial expression equivalent
     to our "Go to the devil."

TRYGAEUS Yes, I am going. You hurt me too sorely, my daughters, when you
ask me for bread, calling me your daddy, and there is not the ghost
of an obolus in the house; if I succeed and come back, you will have a
barley loaf every morning--and a punch in the eye for sauce!

LITTLE DAUGHTER But how will you make the journey? 'Tis not a ship that
will carry you thither.

TRYGAEUS No, but this winged steed will.

LITTLE DAUGHTER But what an idea, daddy, to harness a beetle, on which
to fly to the gods.

TRYGAEUS We see from Aesop's fables that they alone can fly to the abode
of the Immortals.(1)

     f(1) Aesop tells us that the eagle and the beetle were at
     war; the eagle devoured the beetle's young and the latter
     got into its nest and tumbled out its eggs.  On this the
     eagle complained to Zeus, who advised it to lay its eggs in
     his bosom; but the beetle flew up to the abode of Zeus, who,
     forgetful of the eagle's eggs, at once rose to chase off the
     objectionable insect.  The eggs fell to earth and were
     smashed to bits.

LITTLE DAUGHTER Father, father, 'tis a tale nobody can believe! that
such a stinking creature can have gone to the gods.

TRYGAEUS It went to have vengeance on the eagle and break its eggs.

LITTLE DAUGHTER Why not saddle Pegasus? you would have a more TRAGIC(1)
appearance in the eyes of the gods.

     f(1) Pegasus is introduced by Euripides both in his
     'Andromeda' and his 'Bellerophon.'

TRYGAEUS Eh! don't you see, little fool, that then twice the food would
be wanted? Whereas my beetle devours again as filth what I have eaten

LITTLE DAUGHTER And if it fell into the watery depths of the sea, could
it escape with its wings?

TRYGAEUS (EXPOSING HIMSELF) I am fitted with a rudder in case of need,
and my Naxos beetle will serve me as a boat.(1)

     f(1) Boats, called 'beetles,' doubtless because in form they
     resembled these insects, were built at Naxos.

LITTLE DAUGHTER And what harbour will you put in at?

TRYGAEUS Why is there not the harbour of Cantharos at the Piraeus?(1)

     f(1) Nature had divided the Piraeus into three basins--
     Cantharos, Aphrodisium and Zea.  (Cantharos) is Greek for

LITTLE DAUGHTER Take care not to knock against anything and so fall off
into space; once a cripple, you would be a fit subject for Euripides,
who would put you into a tragedy.(1)

     f(1) In allusion to Euripides' fondness for introducing lame
     heroes in his plays.

TRYGAEUS I'll see to it. Good-bye! (TO THE ATHENIANS.) You, for love of
whom I brave these dangers, do ye neither let wind nor go to stool
for the space of three days, for, if, while cleaving the air, my steed
should scent anything, he would fling me head foremost from the summit
of my hopes. Now come, my Pegasus, get a-going with up-pricked ears and
make your golden bridle resound gaily. Eh! what are you doing? What are
you up to? Do you turn your nose towards the cesspools? Come, pluck up
a spirit; rush upwards from the earth, stretch out your speedy wings and
make straight for the palace of Zeus; for once give up foraging in your
daily food.--Hi! you down there, what are you after now? Oh! my god!
'tis a man emptying his belly in the Piraeus, close to the house where
the bad girls are. But is it my death you seek then, my death? Will
you not bury that right away and pile a great heap of earth upon it and
plant wild thyme therein and pour perfumes on it? If I were to fall from
up here and misfortune happened to me, the town of Chios(1) would owe a
fine of five talents for my death, all along of your cursed rump. Alas!
how frightened I am! oh! I have no heart for jests. Ah! machinist, take
great care of me. There is already a wind whirling round my navel; take
great care or, from sheer fright, I shall form food for my beetle....
But I think I am no longer far from the gods; aye, that is the dwelling
of Zeus, I perceive. Hullo! Hi! where is the doorkeeper? Will no one

     f(1) An allusion to the proverbial nickname applied to the
     Chians (in Greek)--'crapping Chian.' There is a further
     joke, of course, in connection with the hundred and one
     frivolous pretexts which the Athenians invented for exacting
     contributions from the maritime allies.


BEETLE.) Why, what plague is this?

TRYGAEUS A horse-beetle.

HERMES Oh! impudent, shameless rascal! oh! scoundrel! triple scoundrel!
the greatest scoundrel in the world! how did you come here? Oh!
scoundrel of all scoundrels! your name? Reply.

TRYGAEUS Triple scoundrel.

HERMES Your country?

TRYGAEUS Triple scoundrel.

HERMES Your father?

TRYGAEUS My father? Triple scoundrel.

HERMES By the Earth, you shall die, unless you tell me your name.

TRYGAEUS I am Trygaeus of the Athmonian deme, a good vine-dresser,
little addicted to quibbling and not at all an informer.

HERMES Why do you come?

TRYGAEUS I come to bring you this meat.

HERMES Ah! my good friend, did you have a good journey?

TRYGAEUS Glutton, be off! I no longer seem a triple scoundrel to you.
Come, call Zeus.

HERMES Ah! ah! you are a long way yet from reaching the gods, for they
moved yesterday.

TRYGAEUS To what part of the earth?

HERMES Eh! of the earth, did you say?

TRYGAEUS In short, where are they then?

HERMES Very far, very far, right at the furthest end of the dome of

TRYGAEUS But why have they left you all alone here?

HERMES I am watching what remains of the furniture, the little pots and
pans, the bits of chairs and tables, and odd wine-jars.

TRYGAEUS And why have the gods moved away?

HERMES Because of their wrath against the Greeks. They have located War
in the house they occupied themselves and have given him full power to
do with you exactly as he pleases; then they went as high up as ever
they could, so as to see no more of your fights and to hear no more of
your prayers.

TRYGAEUS What reason have they for treating us so?

HERMES Because they have afforded you an opportunity for peace more than
once, but you have always preferred war. If the Laconians got the very
slightest advantage, they would exclaim, "By the Twin Brethren! the
Athenians shall smart for this." If, on the contrary, the latter
triumphed and the Laconians came with peace proposals, you would say,
"By Demeter, they want to deceive us. No, by Zeus, we will not hear a
word; they will always be coming as long as we hold Pylos."(1)

     f(1) Masters of Pylos and Sphacteria, the Athenians had
     brought home the three hundred prisoners taken in the latter
     place in 425 B.C.; the Spartans had several times sent
     envoys to offer peace and to demand back both Pylos and the
     prisoners, but the Athenian pride had caused these proposals
     to be long refused.  Finally the prisoners had been given up
     in 423 B.C., but the War was continued nevertheless.

TRYGAEUS Yes, that is quite the style our folk do talk in.

HERMES So that I don't know whether you will ever see Peace again.

TRYGAEUS Why, where has she gone to then?

HERMES War has cast her into a deep pit.


HERMES Down there, at the very bottom. And you see what heaps of stones
he has piled over the top, so that you should never pull her out again.

TRYGAEUS Tell me, what is War preparing against us?

HERMES All I know is that last evening he brought along a huge mortar.

TRYGAEUS And what is he going to do with his mortar?

HERMES He wants to pound up all the cities of Greece in it.... But I
must say good-bye, for I think he is coming out; what an uproar he is

TRYGAEUS Ah! great gods! let us seek safety; meseems I already hear the
noise of this fearful war mortar.

WAR (ENTERS, CARRYING A HUGE MORTAR) Oh! mortals, mortals, wretched
mortals, how your jaws will snap!

TRYGAEUS Oh! divine Apollo! what a prodigious big mortar! Oh, what
misery the very sight of War causes me! This then is the foe from whom I
fly, who is so cruel, so formidable, so stalwart, so solid on his legs!

WAR Oh! Prasiae!(1) thrice wretched, five times, aye, a thousand times
wretched! for thou shalt be destroyed this day.

     f(1) An important town in Eastern Laconia on the Argolic
     gulf, celebrated for a temple where a festival was held
     annually in honour of Achilles. It had been taken and
     pillaged by the Athenians in the second year of the
     Peloponnesian War, 430 B.C.  As he utters this imprecation,
     War throws some leeks, the root-word of the name Praisae,
     into his mortar.

TRYGAEUS This does not concern us over much; 'tis only so much the worse
for the Laconians.

WAR Oh! Megara! Megara! how utterly are you going to be ground up! what
fine mincemeat(1) are you to be made into!

     f(1) War throws some garlic into his mortar as emblematical
     of the city of Megara, where it was grown in abundance.

TRYGAEUS Alas! alas! what bitter tears there will be among the

     f(1) Because the smell of bruised garlic causes the eyes to

WAR Oh, Sicily! you too must perish! Your wretched towns shall be
grated like this cheese.(1) Now let us pour some Attic honey(2) into the

     f(1) He throws cheese into the mortar as emblematical of
     Sicily, on account of its rich pastures.

     f(2) Emblematical of Athens.  They honey of Mount Hymettus
     was famous.

TRYGAEUS Oh! I beseech you! use some other honey; this kind is worth
four obols; be careful, oh! be careful of our Attic honey.

WAR Hi! Tumult, you slave there!

TUMULT What do you want?

WAR Out upon you! Standing there with folded arms! Take this cuff o' the
head for your pains.

TUMULT Oh! how it stings! Master, have you got garlic in your fist, I

WAR Run and fetch me a pestle.

TUMULT But we haven't got one; 'twas only yesterday we moved.

WAR Go and fetch me one from Athens, and hurry, hurry!

TUMULT Aye, I hasten there; if I return without one, I shall have no
cause for laughing. (EXIT.)

TRYGAEUS Ah! what is to become of us, wretched mortals that we are? See
the danger that threatens if he returns with the pestle, for War will
quietly amuse himself with pounding all the towns of Hellas to pieces.
Ah! Bacchus! cause this herald of evil to perish on his road!

WAR Well?


WAR You have brought back nothing?

TUMULT Alas! the Athenians have lost their pestle--the tanner, who
ground Greece to powder.(1)

     f(1) Cleon, who had lately fallen before Amphipolis, in 422

TRYGAEUS Oh! Athene, venerable mistress! 'tis well for our city he is
dead, and before he could serve us with this hash.

WAR Then go and seek one at Sparta and have done with it!

TUMULT Aye, aye, master!

WAR Be back as quick as ever you can.

TRYGAEUS (TO THE AUDIENCE) What is going to happen, friends? 'Tis the
critical hour. Ah! if there is some initiate of Samothrace(1) among you,
'tis surely the moment to wish this messenger some accident--some sprain
or strain.

     f(1) An island in the Aegean Sea, on the coast of Thrace and
     opposite the mouth of the Hebrus; the Mysteries are said to
     have found their first home in this island, where the
     Cabirian gods were worshipped; this cult, shrouded in deep
     mystery to even the initiates themselves, has remained an
     almost insoluble problem for the modern critic.  It was said
     that the wishes of the initiates were always granted, and
     they were feared as to-day the 'jettatori' (spell-throwers,
     casters of the evil eye) in Sicily are feared.

TUMULT (WHO RETURNS) Alas! alas! thrice again, alas!

WAR What is it? Again you come back without it?

TUMULT The Spartans too have lost their pestle.

WAR How, varlet?

TUMULT They had lent it to their allies in Thrace,(1) who have lost it
for them.

     f(1) Brasidas perished in Thrace in the same battle as Cleon
     at Amphipolis, 422 B.C.

TRYGAEUS Long life to you, Thracians! My hopes revive, pluck up courage,

WAR Take all this stuff away; I am going in to make a pestle for myself.

TRYGAEUS 'Tis now the time to sing as Datis did, as he abused himself
at high noon, "Oh pleasure! oh enjoyment! oh delights!" 'Tis now, oh
Greeks! the moment when freed of quarrels and fighting, we should rescue
sweet Peace and draw her out of this pit, before some other pestle
prevents us. Come, labourers, merchants, workmen, artisans, strangers,
whether you be domiciled or not, islanders, come here, Greeks of all
countries, come hurrying here with picks and levers and ropes! 'Tis the
moment to drain a cup in honour of the Good Genius.

CHORUS Come hither all! quick, hasten to the rescue! All peoples of
Greece, now is the time or never, for you to help each other. You see
yourselves freed from battles and all their horrors of bloodshed. The
day, hateful to Lamachus(1), has come. Come then, what must be done?
Give your orders, direct us, for I swear to work this day without
ceasing, until with the help of our levers and our engines we have drawn
back into light the greatest of all goddesses, her to whom the olive is
so dear.

     f(1) An Athenian general as ambitious as he was brave.  In
     423 B.C. he had failed in an enterprise against Heracles, a
     storm having destroyed his fleet.  Since then he had
     distingued himself in several actions, and was destined,
     some years later, to share the command of the expedition to
     Sicily with Alcibiades and Nicias.

TRYGAEUS Silence! if War should hear your shouts of joy he would bound
forth from his retreat in fury.

CHORUS Such a decree overwhelms us with joy; how different to the edict,
which bade us muster with provisions for three days.(1)

     f(1) Meaning, to start a military expedition.

TRYGAEUS Let us beware lest the cursed Cerberus(1) prevent us even from
the nethermost hell from delivering the goddess by his furious howling,
just as he did when on earth.

     f(1) Cleon.

CHORUS Once we have hold of her, none in the world will be able to take
her from us. Huzza! huzza!(1)

     f(1) The Chorus insist on the conventional choric dance.

TRYGAEUS You will work my death if you don't subdue your shouts. War
will come running out and trample everything beneath his feet.

CHORUS Well then! LET him confound, let him trample, let him overturn
everything! We cannot help giving vent to our joy.

TRYGAEUS Oh! cruel fate! My friends! in the name of the gods,
what possesses you? Your dancing will wreck the success of a fine

CHORUS 'Tis not I who want to dance; 'tis my legs that bound with

TRYGAEUS Enough, an you love me, cease your gambols.

CHORUS There! 'Tis over.

TRYGAEUS You say so, and nevertheless you go on.

CHORUS Yet one more figure and 'tis done.

TRYGAEUS Well, just this one; then you must dance no more.

CHORUS No, no more dancing, if we can help you.

TRYGAEUS But look, you are not stopping even now.

CHORUS By Zeus, I am only throwing up my right leg, that's all.

TRYGAEUS Come, I grant you that, but pray, annoy me no further.

CHORUS Ah! the left leg too will have its fling; well, 'tis but its
right. I am so happy, so delighted at not having to carry my buckler
any more. I sing and I laugh more than if I had cast my old age, as a
serpent does its skin.

TRYGAEUS No, 'tis not time for joy yet, for you are not sure of success.
But when you have got the goddess, then rejoice, shout and laugh;
thenceforward you will be able to sail or stay at home, to make love or
sleep, to attend festivals and processions, to play at cottabos,(1) live
like true Sybarites and to shout, Io, io!

     f(1) One of the most favourite games with the Greeks.  A
     stick was set upright in the ground and to this the beam of
     a balance was attached by its centre.  Two vessels were hung
     from the extremities of the beam so as to balance; beneath
     these two other and larger dishes were placed and filled
     with water, and in the middle of each a brazen figure,
     called Manes, was stood.  The game consisted in throwing
     drops of wine from an agreed distance into one or the other
     vessel, so that, dragged downwards by the weight of the
     liquor, it bumped against Manes.

CHORUS Ah! God grant we may see the blessed day. I have suffered so
much; have so oft slept with Phormio(1) on hard beds. You will no longer
find me an acid, angry, hard judge as heretofore, but will find me
turned indulgent and grown younger by twenty years through happiness. We
have been killing ourselves long enough, tiring ourselves out with going
to the Lyceum(2) and returning laden with spear and buckler.--But what
can we do to please you? Come, speak; for 'tis a good Fate that has
named you our leader.

     f(1) A general of austere habits; he disposed of all his
     property to pay the cost of a naval expedition, in which he
     beat the fleet of the foe off the promontory of Rhium in 429

     f(2) The Lyceum was a portico ornamented with paintings and
     surrounded with gardens, in which military exercises took

TRYGAEUS How shall we set about removing these stones?

HERMES Rash reprobate, what do you propose doing?

TRYGAEUS Nothing bad, as Cillicon said.(1)

     f(1) A citizen of Miletus, who betrayed his country to the
     people of Pirene. When asked what he purposed, he replied,
     "Nothing bad," which expression had therefore passed into a

HERMES You are undone, you wretch.

TRYGAEUS Yes, if the lot had to decide my life, for Hermes would know
how to turn the chance.(1)

     f(1) Hermes was the god of chance.

HERMES You are lost, you are dead.

TRYGAEUS On what day?

HERMES This instant.

TRYGAEUS But I have not provided myself with flour and cheese yet(1) to
start for death.

     f(1) As the soldiers had to do when starting on an

HERMES You ARE kneaded and ground already, I tell you.(1)

     f(1) That is, you are predicated.

TRYGAEUS Hah! I have not yet tasted that gentle pleasure.

HERMES Don't you know that Zeus has decreed death for him who is
surprised exhuming Peace?

TRYGAEUS What! must I really and truly die?

HERMES You must.

TRYGAEUS Well then, lend me three drachmae to buy a young pig; I wish to
have myself initiated before I die.(1)

     f(1) The initiated were thought to enjoy greater happiness
     after death.

HERMES Oh! Zeus, the Thunderer!(1)

     f(1) He summons Zeus to reveal Trygaeus' conspiracy.

TRYGAEUS I adjure you in the name of the gods, master, don't denounce

HERMES I may not, I cannot keep silent.

TRYGAEUS In the name of the meats which I brought you so good-naturedly.

HERMES Why, wretched man, Zeus will annihilate me, if I do not shout out
at the top of my voice, to inform him what you are plotting.

TRYGAEUS Oh, no! don't shout, I beg you, dear little Hermes.... And what
are you doing, comrades? You stand there as though you were stocks and
stones. Wretched men, speak, entreat him at once; otherwise he will be

CHORUS Oh! mighty Hermes! don't do it; no, don't do it! If ever you have
eaten some young pig, sacrificed by us on your altars, with pleasure,
may this offering not be without value in your sight to-day.

TRYGAEUS Do you not hear them wheedling you, mighty god?

CHORUS Be not pitiless toward our prayers; permit us to deliver
the goddess. Oh! the most human, the most generous of the gods, be
favourable toward us, if it be true that you detest the haughty crests
and proud brows of Pisander;(1) we shall never cease, oh master,
offering you sacred victims and solemn prayers.

     f(1) An Athenian captain who later had the recall of
     Alcibiades decreed by the Athenian people; in 'The Birds'
     Aristophanes represents him as a cowardly beggar.  He was
     the reactionary leader who established the Oligarchical
     Government of the Four Hundred, 411 B.C., after the failure
     of the Syracusan expedition.

TRYGAEUS Have mercy, mercy, let yourself be touched by their words;
never was your worship so dear to them as to-day.

HERMES I' truth, never have you been greater thieves.(1)

     f(1) Among other attributes, Hermes was the god of thieves.

TRYGAEUS I will reveal a great, a terrible conspiracy against the gods
to you.

HERMES Hah! speak and perchance I shall let myself be softened.

TRYGAEUS Know then, that the Moon and that infamous Sun are plotting
against you, and want to deliver Greece into the hands of the

HERMES What for?

TRYGAEUS Because it is to you that we sacrifice, whereas the barbarians
worship them; hence they would like to see you destroyed, that they
alone might receive the offerings.

HERMES 'Tis then for this reason that these untrustworthy charioteers
have for so long been defrauding us, one of them robbing us of daylight
and the other nibbling away at the other's disk.(1)

     f(1) Alluding to the eclipses of the sun and the moon.

TRYGAEUS Yes, certainly. So therefore, Hermes, my friend, help us with
your whole heart to find and deliver the captive and we will celebrate
the great Panathenaea(1) in your honour as well as all the festivals
of the other gods; for Hermes shall be the Mysteries, the Dipolia, the
Adonia; everywhere the towns, freed from their miseries, will sacrifice
to Hermes the Liberator; you will be loaded with benefits of every kind,
and to start with, I offer you this cup for libations as your first

     f(1) The Panathenaea were dedicated to Athene, the Mysteries
     to Demeter, the Dipolia to Zeus, the Adonia to Aphrodite and
     Adonis. Trygaeus promises Hermes that he shall be worshipped
     in the place of the other gods.

HERMES Ah! how golden cups do influence me! Come, friends, get to work.
To the pit quickly, pick in hand, and drag away the stones.

CHORUS We go, but you, cleverest of all the gods, supervise our labours;
tell us, good workman as you are, what we must do; we shall obey your
orders with alacrity.

TRYGAEUS Quick, reach me your cup, and let us preface our work by
addressing prayers to the gods.

HERMES Oh! sacred, sacred libations! Keep silence, oh! ye people! keep

TRYGAEUS Let us offer our libations and our prayers, so that this day
may begin an era of unalloyed happiness for Greece and that he who has
bravely pulled at the rope with us may never resume his buckler.

CHORUS Aye, may we pass our lives in peace, caressing our mistresses and
poking the fire.

TRYGAEUS May he who would prefer the war, oh Dionysus, be ever drawing
barbed arrows out of his elbows.

HERMES If there be a citizen, greedy for military rank and honours who
refuses, oh, divine Peace! to restore you to daylight, may he behave as
cowardly as Cleonymus on the battlefield.

TRYGAEUS If a lance-maker or a dealer in shields desires war for the
sake of better trade, may he be taken by pirates and eat nothing but

CHORUS If some ambitious man does not help us, because he wants to
become a General, or if a slave is plotting to pass over to the enemy,
let his limbs be broken on the wheel, may he be beaten to death with
rods! As for us, may Fortune favour us! Io! Paean, Io!

TRYGAEUS Don't say Paean,(1) but simply, Io.

     f(1) The pun here cannot be kept.  The word (in Greek),
     Paean, resembles (that for) to strike; hence the word, as
     recalling the blows and wounds of the war, seems of ill omen
     to Trygaeus.

HERMES Very well, then! Io! Io! I'll simply say, Io!

TRYGAEUS To Hermes, the Graces, Hora, Aphrodite, Eros!

CHORUS But not to Ares?


CHORUS Nor doubtless to Enyalius?


CHORUS Come, all strain at the ropes to tear away the stones. Pull!

HERMES Heave away, heave, heave, oh!

CHORUS Come, pull harder, harder.

HERMES Heave away, heave, heave, oh!

CHORUS Still harder, harder still.

HERMES Heave away, heave! Heave away, heave, heave, oh!

TRYGAEUS Come, come, there is no working together. Come! all pull at the
same instant! you Boeotians are only pretending. Beware!

HERMES Come, heave away, heave!

CHORUS Hi! you two pull as well.

TRYGAEUS Why, I am pulling, I am hanging on to the rope and straining
till I am almost off my feet; I am working with all my might.

CHORUS Why does not the work advance then?

TRYGAEUS Lamachus, this is too bad! You are in the way, sitting there.
We have no use for your Medusa's head, friend.(1)

     f(1) The device on his shield was a Gorgon's head.  (See
     'The Acharnians.')

HERMES But hold, the Argives have not pulled the least bit; they have
done nothing but laugh at us for our pains while they were getting gain
with both hands.(1)

     f(1) Both Sparta and Athens had sought the alliance of the
     Argives; they had kept themselves strictly neutral and had
     received pay from both sides. But, the year after the
     production of 'The Wasps,' they openly joined Athens, had
     attacked Epidaurus and got cut to pieces by the Spartans.

TRYGAEUS Ah! my dear sir, the Laconians at all events pull with vigour.

CHORUS But look! only those among them who generally hold the
plough-tail show any zeal,(1) while the armourers impede them in their

     f(1) These are the Spartan prisoners from Sphacteria, who
     were lying in goal at Athens.  They were chained fast to
     large beams of wood.

HERMES And the Megarians too are doing nothing, yet look how they are
pulling and showing their teeth like famished curs; The poor wretches
are dying of hunger!(1)

     f(1) 'Twas want of force, not want of will.  They had
     suffered more than any other people from the war.  (See 'The

TRYGAEUS This won't do, friends. Come! all together! Everyone to the
work and with a good heart for the business.

HERMES Heave away, heave!


HERMES Heave away, heave!

TRYGAEUS Come on then, by heaven.

HERMES Heave away, heave! Heave away, heave!

CHORUS This will never do.

TRYGAEUS Is it not a shame? some pull one way and others another. You,
Argives there, beware of a thrashing!

HERMES Come, put your strength into it.

TRYGAEUS Heave away, heave!

CHORUS There are many ill-disposed folk among us.

TRYGAEUS Do you at least, who long for peace, pull heartily.

CHORUS But there are some who prevent us.

HERMES Off to the Devil with you, Megarians! The goddess hates you. She
recollects that you were the first to rub her the wrong way. Athenians,
you are not well placed for pulling. There you are too busy with
law-suits; if you really want to free the goddess, get down a little
towards the sea.(1)

     f(1) Meaning, look chiefly to your fleet.  This was the
     counsel that Themistocles frequently gave the Athenians.

CHORUS Come, friends, none but husbandmen on the rope.

HERMES Ah! that will do ever so much better.

CHORUS He says the thing is going well. Come, all of you, together and
with a will.

TRYGAEUS 'Tis the husbandmen who are doing all the work.

CHORUS Come then, come, and all together! Hah! hah! at last there is
some unanimity in the work. Don't let us give up, let us redouble our
efforts. There! now we have it! Come then, all together! Heave away,
heave! Heave away, heave! Heave away, heave! Heave away, heave! Heave
away, heave! All together! (PEACE IS DRAWN OUT OF THE PIT.)

TRYGAEUS Oh! venerated goddess, who givest us our grapes, where am I to
find the ten-thousand-gallon words(1) wherewith to greet thee? I have
none such at home. Oh! hail to thee, Opora,(2) and thee, Theoria!(3) How
beautiful is thy face! How sweet thy breath! What gentle fragrance comes
from thy bosom, gentle as freedom from military duty, as the most dainty

     f(1) A metaphor referring to the abundant vintages that
     peace would assure.

     f(2) The goddess of fruits.

     f(3) Aristophanes personifies under this name the sacred
     ceremonies in general which peace would allow to be
     celebrated with due pomp. Opora and Theoria come on the
     stage in the wake of Peace, clothed and decked out as

HERMES Is it then a smell like a soldier's knapsack?

TRYGAEUS Oh! hateful soldier! your hideous satchel makes me sick! it
stinks like the belching of onions, whereas this lovable deity has the
odour of sweet fruits, of festivals, of the Dionysia, of the harmony of
flutes, of the comic poets, of the verses of Sophocles, of the phrases
of Euripides...

HERMES That's a foul calumny, you wretch! She detests that framer of
subtleties and quibbles.

TRYGAEUS ...of ivy, of straining-bags for wine, of bleating ewes, of
provision-laden women hastening to the kitchen, of the tipsy servant
wench, of the upturned wine-jar, and of a whole heap of other good

HERMES Then look how the reconciled towns chat pleasantly together, how
they laugh; and yet they are all cruelly mishandled; their wounds are
bleeding still.

TRYGAEUS But let us also scan the mien of the spectators; we shall thus
find out the trade of each.

HERMES Ah! good gods! Look at that poor crest-maker, tearing at his
hair,(1) and at that pike-maker, who has just broken wind in yon
sword-cutler's face.

     f(1) Aristophanes has already shown us the husbandmen and
     workers in peaceful trades pulling at the rope the extricate
     Peace, while the armourers hindered them by pulling the
     other way.

TRYGAEUS And do you see with what pleasure this sickle-maker is making
long noses at the spear-maker?

HERMES Now ask the husbandmen to be off.

TRYGAEUS Listen, good folk! Let the husbandmen take their farming tools
and return to their fields as quick as possible, but without either
sword, spear or javelin. All is as quiet as if Peace had been reigning
for a century. Come, let everyone go till the earth, singing the Paean.

CHORUS Oh, thou, whom men of standing desired and who art good to
husbandmen, I have gazed upon thee with delight; and now I go to greet
my vines, to caress after so long an absence the fig trees I planted in
my youth.

TRYGAEUS Friends, let us first adore the goddess, who has delivered us
from crests and Gorgons;(1) then let us hurry to our farms, having first
bought a nice little piece of salt fish to eat in the fields.

     f(1) An allusion to Lamachus' shield.

HERMES By Posidon! what a fine crew they make and dense as the crust of
a cake; they are as nimble as guests on their way to a feast.

TRYGAEUS See, how their iron spades glitter and how beautifully their
three-pronged mattocks glisten in the sun! How regularly they align the
plants! I also burn myself to go into the country and to turn over the
earth I have so long neglected.--Friends, do you remember the happy life
that Peace afforded us formerly; can you recall the splendid baskets
of figs, both fresh and dried, the myrtles, the sweet wine, the violets
blooming near the spring, and the olives, for which we have wept so
much? Worship, adore the goddess for restoring you so many blessings.

CHORUS Hail! hail! thou beloved divinity! thy return overwhelms us with
joy. When far from thee, my ardent wish to see my fields again made me
pine with regret. From thee came all blessings. Oh! much desired Peace!
thou art the sole support of those who spend their lives tilling the
earth. Under thy rule we had a thousand delicious enjoyments at our
beck; thou wert the husbandman's wheaten cake and his safeguard. So that
our vineyards, our young fig-tree woods and all our plantations hail
thee with delight and smile at thy coming. But where was she then,
I wonder, all the long time she spent away from us? Hermes, thou
benevolent god, tell us!

HERMES Wise husbandmen, hearken to my words, if you want to know why
she was lost to you. The start of our misfortunes was the exile of
Phidias;(1) Pericles feared he might share his ill-luck, he mistrusted
your peevish nature and, to prevent all danger to himself, he threw out
that little spark, the Megarian decree,(2) set the city aflame, and blew
up the conflagration with a hurricane of war, so that the smoke drew
tears from all Greeks both here and over there. At the very outset of
this fire our vines were a-crackle, our casks knocked together;(3)
it was beyond the power of any man to stop the disaster, and Peace

     f(1) Having been commissioned to execute a statue of Athene,
     Phidias was accused of having stolen part of the gold given
     him out of the public treasury for its decoration.  Rewarded
     for his work by calumny and banishment, he resolved to make
     a finer statue than his Athene, and executed one for the
     temple of Elis, that of the Olympian Zeus, which was
     considered one of the wonders of the world.

     f(2) He had issued a decree, which forbade the admission of
     any Megarian on Attic soil, and also all trade with that
     people.  The Megarians, who obtained all their provisions
     from Athens, were thus almost reduced to starvation.

     f(3) That is, the vineyards were ravaged from the very
     outset of the war, and this increased the animosity.

TRYGAEUS That, by Apollo! is what no one ever told me; I could not think
what connection there could be between Phidias and Peace.

CHORUS Nor I; I know it now. This accounts for her beauty, if she is
related to him. There are so many things that escape us.

HERMES Then, when the towns subject to you saw that you were angered one
against the other and were showing each other your teeth like dogs, they
hatched a thousand plots to pay you no more dues and gained over
the chief citizens of Sparta at the price of gold. They, being as
shamelessly greedy as they were faithless in diplomacy, chased off Peace
with ignominy to let loose War. Though this was profitable to them,
'twas the ruin of the husbandmen, who were innocent of all blame; for,
in revenge, your galleys went out to devour their figs.

TRYGAEUS And 'twas with justice too; did they not break down my black
fig tree, which I had planted and dunged with my own hands?

CHORUS Yes, by Zeus! yes, 'twas well done; the wretches broke a chest
for me with stones, which held six medimni of corn.

HERMES Then the rural labourers flocked into the city(1) and let
themselves be bought over like the others. Not having even a grape-stone
to munch and longing after their figs, they looked towards the
orators.(2) These well knew that the poor were driven to extremity and
lacked even bread; but they nevertheless drove away the Goddess, each
time she reappeared in answer to the wish of the country, with their
loud shrieks that were as sharp as pitchforks; furthermore, they
attacked the well-filled purses of the richest among our allies on the
pretence that they belonged to Brasidas' party.(3) And then you would
tear the poor accused wretch to pieces with your teeth; for the city,
all pale with hunger and cowed with terror, gladly snapped up any
calumny that was thrown it to devour. So the strangers, seeing what
terrible blows the informers dealt, sealed their lips with gold. They
grew rich, while you, alas! you could only see that Greece was going to
ruin. 'Twas the tanner who was the author of all this woe.(4)

     f(1) Driven in from the country parts by the Lacedaemonian

     f(2) The demagogues, who distributed the slender dole given
     to the poor, and by that means exercised undue power over

     f(3) Meaning, the side of the Spartans.

     f(4) Cleon.

TRYGAEUS Enough said, Hermes, leave that man in Hades, whither he has
gone; he no longer belongs to us, but rather to yourself.(1) That he
was a cheat, a braggart, a calumniator when alive, why, nothing could be
truer; but anything you might say now would be an insult to one of your
own folk. Oh! venerated Goddess! why art thou silent?

     f(1) It was Hermes who conducted the souls of the dead down
     to the lower regions.

HERMES And how could she speak to the spectators? She is too angry at
all that they have made her suffer.

TRYGAEUS At least let her speak a little to you, Hermes.

HERMES Tell me, my dear, what are your feelings with regard to them?
Come, you relentless foe of all bucklers, speak; I am listening to you.
(PEACE WHISPERS INTO HERMES' EAR.) Is that your grievance against them?
Yes, yes, I understand. Hearken, you folk, this is her complaint. She
says, that after the affair of Pylos(1) she came to you unbidden to
bring you a basket full of truces and that you thrice repulsed her by
your votes in the assembly.

     f(1) The Spartans had thrice offered to make peace after the
     Pylos disaster.

TRYGAEUS Yes, we did wrong, but forgive us, for our mind was then
entirely absorbed in leather.(1)

     f(1) i.e. dominated by Cleon.

HERMES Listen again to what she has just asked me. Who was her greatest
foe here? and furthermore, had she a friend who exerted himself to put
an end to the fighting?

TRYGAEUS Her most devoted friend was Cleonymus; it is undisputed.

HERMES How then did Cleonymus behave in fights?

TRYGAEUS Oh! the bravest of warriors! Only he was not born of the father
he claims; he showed it quick enough in the army by throwing away his

     f(1) There is a pun here that cannot be rendered between
     (the Greek for) 'one who throws away his weapons' and 'a
     supposititious child.'

HERMES There is yet another question she has just put to me. Who rules
now in the rostrum?

TRYGAEUS 'Tis Hyperbolus, who now holds empire on the Pnyx. (TO PEACE)
What now? you turn away your head!

HERMES She is vexed, that the people should give themselves a wretch of
that kind for their chief.

TRYGAEUS Oh! we shall not employ him again; but the people, seeing
themselves without a leader, took him haphazard, just as a man, who is
naked, springs upon the first cloak he sees.

HERMES She asks, what will be the result of such a choice of the city?

TRYGAEUS We shall be more far-seeing in consequence.

HERMES And why?

TRYGAEUS Because he is a lamp-maker. Formerly we only directed our
business by groping in the dark; now we shall only deliberate by

HERMES Oh! oh! what questions she does order me to put to you!

TRYGAEUS What are they?

HERMES She wants to have news of a whole heap of old-fashioned things
she left here. First of all, how is Sophocles?

TRYGAEUS Very well, but something very strange has happened to him.

HERMES What then?

TRYGAEUS He has turned from Sophocles into Simonides.(1)

     f(1) Simonides was very avaricious, and sold his pen to the
     highest bidder. It seems that Sophocles had also started
     writing for gain.

HERMES Into Simonides? How so?

TRYGAEUS Because, though old and broken-down as he is, he would put to
sea on a hurdle to gain an obolus.(1)

     f(1) i.e. he would recoil from no risk to turn an honest

HERMES And wise Cratinus,(1) is he still alive?

     f(1) A comic poet as well known for his love of wine as for
     his writings; he died in 431 B.C., the first year of the
     war, at the age of ninety-seven.

TRYGAEUS He died about the time of the Laconian invasion.


TRYGAEUS Of a swoon. He could not bear the shock of seeing one of his
casks full of wine broken. Ah! what a number of other misfortunes our
city has suffered! So, dearest mistress, nothing can now separate us
from thee.

HERMES If that be so, receive Opora here for a wife; take her to the
country, live with her, and grow fine grapes together.(1)

     f(1) Opora was the goddess of fruits.

TRYGAEUS Come, my dear friend, come and accept my kisses. Tell me,
Hermes, my master, do you think it would hurt me to love her a little,
after so long an abstinence?

HERMES No, not if you swallow a potion of penny-royal afterwards.(1) But
hasten to lead Theoria(2) to the Senate; 'twas there she lodged before.

     f(1) The scholiast says fruit may be eaten with impunity in
     great quantities if care is taken to drink a decoction of
     this herb afterwards.

     f(2) Theoria is confided to the care of the Senate, because
     it was this body who named the deputies appointed to go and
     consult the oracles beyond the Attic borders to be present
     at feats and games.

TRYGAEUS Oh! fortunate Senate! Thanks to Theoria, what soups you will
swallow for the space of three days!(1) how you will devour meats and
cooked tripe! Come, farewell, friend Hermes!

     f(1) The great festivals, e.g. the Dionysia, lasted three
     days.  Those in honour of the return of Peace, which was so
     much desired, could not last a shorter time.

HERMES And to you also, my dear sir, may you have much happiness, and
don't forget me.

TRYGAEUS Come, beetle, home, home, and let us fly on a swift wing.

HERMES Oh! he is no longer here.

TRYGAEUS Where has he gone to then?

HERMES He is harnessed to the chariot of Zeus and bears the thunder

TRYGAEUS But where will the poor wretch get his food?

HERMES He will eat Ganymede's ambrosia.

TRYGAEUS Very well then, but how am I going to descend?

HERMES Oh! never fear, there is nothing simpler; place yourself beside
the goddess.

TRYGAEUS Come, my pretty maidens, follow me quickly; there are plenty of
folk awaiting you with ready weapons.

CHORUS Farewell and good luck be yours! Let us begin by handing over all
this gear to the care of our servants, for no place is less safe than a
theatre; there is always a crowd of thieves prowling around it, seeking
to find some mischief to do. Come, keep a good watch over all this.
As for ourselves, let us explain to the spectators what we have in our
minds, the purpose of our play.

Undoubtedly the comic poet who mounted the stage to praise himself
in the parabasis would deserve to be handed over to the sticks of the
beadles. Nevertheless, oh Muse, if it be right to esteem the most honest
and illustrious of our comic writers at his proper value, permit our
poet to say that he thinks he has deserved a glorious renown. First of
all, 'tis he who has compelled his rivals no longer to scoff at rags
or to war with lice; and as for those Heracles, always chewing and ever
hungry, those poltroons and cheats who allow themselves to be beaten
at will, he was the first to cover them with ridicule and to chase them
from the stage;(1) he has also dismissed that slave, whom one never
failed to set a-weeping before you, so that his comrade might have
the chance of jeering at his stripes and might ask, "Wretch, what has
happened to your hide? Has the lash rained an army of its thongs on
you and laid your back waste?" After having delivered us from all these
wearisome ineptitudes and these low buffooneries, he has built up for
us a great art, like a palace with high towers, constructed of fine
phrases, great thoughts and of jokes not common on the streets.
Moreover 'tis not obscure private persons or women that he stages in his
comedies; but, bold as Heracles, 'tis the very greatest whom he attacks,
undeterred by the fetid stink of leather or the threats of hearts of
mud. He has the right to say, "I am the first ever dared to go straight
for that beast with the sharp teeth and the terrible eyes that flashed
lambent fire like those of Cynna,(2) surrounded by a hundred lewd
flatterers, who spittle-licked him to his heart's content; it had a
voice like a roaring torrent, the stench of a seal, a foul Lamia's
testicles and the rump of a camel."(3)

I did not recoil in horror at the sight of such a monster, but fought
him relentlessly to win your deliverance and that of the Islanders. Such
are the services which should be graven in your recollection and entitle
me to your thanks. Yet I have not been seen frequenting the wrestling
school intoxicated with success and trying to tamper with young boys;(4)
but I took all my theatrical gear(5) and returned straight home. I
pained folk but little and caused them much amusement; my conscience
rebuked me for nothing. Hence both grown men and youths should be on my
side and I likewise invite the bald(6) to give me their votes; for, if I
triumph, everyone will say, both at table and at festivals, "Carry this
to the bald man, give these cakes to the bald one, do not grudge the
poet whose talent shines as bright as his own bare skull the share he

Oh, Muse! drive the War far from our city and come to preside over our
dances, if you love me; come and celebrate the nuptials of the gods, the
banquets of us mortals and the festivals of the fortunate; these are the
themes that inspire thy most poetic songs. And should Carcinus come to
beg thee for admission with his sons to thy chorus, refuse all traffic
with them; remember they are but gelded birds, stork-necked dancers,
mannikins about as tall as a pat of goat dung, in fact machine-made
poets.(7) Contrary to all expectation, the father has at last managed
to finish a piece, but he owns himself that a cat strangled it one fine

Such are the songs(9) with which the Muse with the glorious hair
inspires the able poet and which enchant the assembled populace, when
the spring swallow twitters beneath the foliage;(10) but the god spare
us from the chorus of Morsimus and that of Melanthius!(11) Oh! what a
bitter discordancy grated upon my ears that day when the tragic
chorus was directed by this same Melanthius and his brother, these two
Gorgons,(12) these two harpies, the plague of the seas, whose gluttonous
bellies devour the entire race of fishes, these followers of old women,
these goats with their stinking arm-pits. Oh! Muse, spit upon them
abundantly and keep the feast gaily with me.

     f(1) In spite of what he says, Aristophanes has not always
     disdained this sort of low comedy--for instance, his
     Heracles in 'The Birds.'

     f(2) A celebrated Athenian courtesan of Aristophanes' day.

     f(3) Cleon.  These four verses are here repeated from the
     parabasis of 'The Wasps,' produced 423 B.C., the year before
     this play.

     f(4) Shafts aimed at certain poets, who used their renown as
     a means of seducing young men to grant them pederastic

     f(5) The poet supplied everything needful for the production
     of his piece--vases, dresses, masks, etc.

     f(6) Aristophanes was bald himself, it would seem.

     f(7) Carcinus and his three sons were both poets and
     dancers.  (See the closing scene of 'The Wasps.') Perhaps
     relying little on the literary value of their work, it seems
     that they sought to please the people by the magnificence of
     its staging.

     f(8) He had written a piece called 'The Mice,' which he
     succeeded with great difficulty in getting played, but it
     met with no success.

     f(9) This passage really follows on the invocation, "Oh,
     Muse! drive the War," etc., from which indeed it is only
     divided by the interpolated criticism aimed at Carcinus.

     f(10) The scholiast informs us that these verses are
     borrowed from a poet of the sixth century B.C.

     f(11) Sons of Philocles, of the family of Aeschylus, tragic
     writers, derided by Aristophanes as bad poets and notorious

     f(12) The Gorgons were represented with great teeth, and
     therefore the same name was given to gluttons.  The Harpies,
     to whom the two voracious poets are also compared, were
     monsters with the face of a woman, the body of a vulture and
     hooked beak and claws.

TRYGAEUS Ah! 'tis a rough job getting to the gods! my legs are as good
as broken through it. How small you were, to be sure, when seen from
heaven! you had all the appearance too of being great rascals; but seen
close, you look even worse.

SERVANT Is that you, master?

TRYGAEUS So I've been told.

SERVANT What has happened to you?

TRYGAEUS My legs pain me; it is such a plaguey long journey.

SERVANT Oh! tell me...


SERVANT Did you see any other man besides yourself strolling about in

TRYGAEUS No, only the souls of two or three dithyrambic poets.

SERVANT What were they doing up there?

TRYGAEUS They were seeking to catch some lyric exordia as they flew by
immersed in the billows of the air.

SERVANT Is it true, what they tell us, that men are turned into stars
after death?

TRYGAEUS Quite true.

SERVANT Then who is that star I see over yonder?

TRYGAEUS That is Ion of Chios,(1) the author of an ode beginning
"Morning"; as soon as ever he got to heaven, they called him "the
Morning Star."

     f(1) A tragic and dithyrambic poet, who had written many
     pieces, which had met with great success at Athens.

SERVANT And those stars like sparks, that plough up the air as they dart
across the sky?(1)

     f(1) The shooting stars.

TRYGAEUS They are the rich leaving the feast with a lantern and a light
inside it.--But hurry up, show this young girl into my house, clean out
the bath, heat some water and prepare the nuptial couch for herself and
me. When 'tis done, come back here; meanwhile I am off to present this
one to the Senate.

SERVANT But where then did you get these pretty chattels?

TRYGAEUS Where? why in heaven.

SERVANT I would not give more than an obolus for gods who have got to
keeping brothels like us mere mortals.

TRYGAEUS They are not all so, but there are some up there too who live
by this trade.

SERVANT Come, that's rich! But I bethink me, shall I give her something
to eat?

TRYGAEUS No, for she would neither touch bread nor cake; she is used to
licking ambrosia at the table of the gods.

SERVANT Well, we can give her something to lick down here too.

CHORUS Here is a truly happy old man, as far as I can judge.

TRYGAEUS Ah! but what shall I be, when you see me presently dressed for
the wedding?

CHORUS Made young again by love and scented with perfumes, your lot will
be one we all shall envy.

TRYGAEUS And when I lie beside her and caress her bosoms?

CHORUS Oh! then you will be happier than those spinning-tops who call
Carcinus their father.(1)

     f(1) It has already been mentioned that the sons of Carcinus
     were dancers.

TRYGAEUS And I well deserve it; have I not bestridden a beetle to save
the Greeks, who now, thanks to me, can make love at their ease and sleep
peacefully on their farms?

SERVANT The girl has quitted the bath; she is charming from head to
foot, both belly and buttocks; the cake is baked and they are kneading
the sesame-biscuit;(1) nothing is lacking but the bridegroom's virility.

     f(1) It was customary at weddings, says Menander, to give
     the bride a sesame-caked as an emblem of fruitfulness,
     because sesame is the most fruitful of all seeds.

TRYGAEUS Let us first hasten to lodge Theoria in the hands of the

SERVANT But tell me, who is this woman?

TRYGAEUS Why, 'tis Theoria, with whom we used formerly to go to
Brauron,(1) to get tipsy and frolic. I had the greatest trouble to get
hold of her.

     f(1) An Attic town on the east coast, noted for a
     magnificent temple, in which stood the statue of Artemis,
     which Orestes and Iphigenia had brought from the Tauric
     Chersonese and also for the Brauronia, festivals that were
     celebrated every four years in honour of the goddess. This
     was one of the festivals which the Attic people kept with
     the greatest pomp, and was an occasion for debauchery.

SERVANT Ah! you charmer! what pleasure your pretty bottom will afford me
every four years!

TRYGAEUS Let us see, who of you is steady enough to be trusted by the
Senate with the care of this charming wench? Hi! you, friend! what are
you drawing there?

SERVANT I am drawing the plan of the tent I wish to erect for myself on
the isthmus.(1)

     f(1) Competitors intending to take part in the great
     Olympic, Isthmian and other games took with them a tent,
     wherein to camp in the open.  Further, there is an obscene
     allusion which the actor indicates by a gesture.

TRYGAEUS Come, who wishes to take the charge of her? No one? Come,
Theoria, I am going to lead you into the midst of the spectators and
confide you to their care.

SERVANT Ah! there is one who makes a sign to you.

TRYGAEUS Who is it?

SERVANT 'Tis Ariphrades. He wishes to take her home at once.

TRYGAEUS No, I'm sure he shan't. He would soon have her done for,
absorbing all her life-force. Come, Theoria, put down all this gear.(1)

Senate, Prytanes, look upon Theoria and see what precious blessings
I place in your hands. Hasten to raise its limbs and to immolate the
victim. Admire the fine chimney,(2) it is quite black with smoke, for
'twas here that the Senate did their cooking before the war. Now that
you have found Theoria again, you can start the most charming games from
to-morrow, wrestling with her on the ground, either on your hands and
feet, or you can lay her on her side, or stand before her with bent
knees, or, well rubbed with oil, you can boldly enter the lists, as
in the Pancratium, belabouring your foe with blows from your fist or
otherwise. The next day you will celebrate equestrian games, in which
the riders will ride side by side, or else the chariot teams, thrown one
on top of another, panting and whinnying, will roll and knock against
each other on the ground, while other rivals, thrown out of their
seats, will fall before reaching the goal, utterly exhausted by their
efforts.--Come, Prytanes, take Theoria. Oh! look how graciously yonder
fellow has received her; you would not have been in such a hurry to
introduce her to the Senate, if nothing were coming to you through
it;(3) you would not have failed to plead some holiday as an excuse.

     f(1) Doubtless the vessels and other sacrificial objects and
     implements with which Theoria was laden in her character of
     presiding deity at religious ceremonies.

     f(2) Where the meats were cooked after sacrifice; this also
     marks the secondary obscene sense he means to convey.

     f(3) One of the offices of the Prytanes was to introduce
     those who asked admission to the Senate, but it would seem
     that none could obtain this favour without payment.  Without
     this, a thousand excuses would be made; for instance, it
     would be a public holiday, and consequently the Senate could
     receive no one.  As there was some festival nearly every
     day, he whose purse would not open might have to wait a very
     long while.

CHORUS Such a man as you assures the happiness of all his

TRYGAEUS When you are gathering your vintages you will prize me even

CHORUS E'en from to-day we hail you as the deliverer of mankind.

TRYGAEUS Wait until you have drunk a beaker of new wine, before you
appraise my true merits.

CHORUS Excepting the gods, there is none greater than yourself, and that
will ever be our opinion.

TRYGAEUS Yea, Trygaeus of Athmonia has deserved well of you, he has
freed both husbandman and craftsman from the most cruel ills; he has
vanquished Hyberbolus.

SERVANT Well then, what must be done now?

TRYGAEUS You must offer pots of green-stuff to the goddess to consecrate
her altars.

SERVANT Pots of green-stuff(1) as we do to poor Hermes--and even he
thinks the fare but mean?

     f(1) This was only offered to lesser deities.

TRYGAEUS What will you offer them? A fatted bull?

SERVANT Oh no! I don't want to start bellowing the battle-cry.(1)

     f(1) In the Greek we have a play upon the similarity of the
     words (for) a bull, and to shout the battle-cry.

TRYGAEUS A great fat swine then?



SERVANT We don't want any of the swinishness of Theagenes.(1)

     f(1) Theagenes, of the Piraeus, a hideous, coarse, debauched
     and evil-living character of the day.

TRYGAEUS What other victim do you prefer then?

SERVANT A sheep.



TRYGAEUS But you must give the word the Ionic form.

SERVANT Purposely. So that if anyone in the assembly says, "We must go
to war," all may start bleating in alarm, "Oi, oi."(1)

     f(1) That is the vocative of the Ionic form of the word; in
     Attic Greek it is contracted throughout.

TRYGAEUS A brilliant idea.

SERVANT And we shall all be lambs one toward the other, yea, and milder
still toward the allies.

TRYGAEUS Then go for the sheep and haste to bring it back with you; I
will prepare the altar for the sacrifice.

CHORUS How everything succeeds to our wish, when the gods are willing
and Fortune favours us! how opportunely everything falls out.

TRYGAEUS Nothing could be truer, for look! here stands the altar all
ready at my door.

CHORUS Hurry, hurry, for the winds are fickle; make haste, while the
divine will is set on stopping this cruel war and is showering on us the
most striking benefits.

TRYGAEUS Here is the basket of barley-seed mingled with salt, the
chaplet and the sacred knife; and there is the fire; so we are only
waiting for the sheep.

CHORUS Hasten, hasten, for, if Chaeris sees you, he will come without
bidding, he and his flute; and when you see him puffing and panting and
out of breath, you will have to give him something.

TRYGAEUS Come, seize the basket and take the lustral water and hurry to
circle round the altar to the right.

SERVANT There! 'tis done. What is your next bidding?

TRYGAEUS Hold! I take this fire-brand first and plunge it into the

SERVANT Be quick! be quick! Sprinkle the altar.

TRYGAEUS Give me some barley-seed, purify yourself and hand me the
basin; then scatter the rest of the barley among the audience.

SERVANT 'Tis done.

TRYGAEUS You have thrown it?

SERVANT Yes, by Hermes! and all the spectators have had their share.

TRYGAEUS But not the women?

SERVANT Oh! their husbands will give it them this evening.(1)

     f(1) An obscene jest.

TRYGAEUS Let us pray! Who is here? Are there any good men?(1)

     f(1) Before sacrificing, the officiating person asked, "Who
     is here?" and those present answered, "Many good men."

SERVANT Come, give, so that I may sprinkle these. Faith! they are indeed
good, brave men.

TRYGAEUS You believe so?

SERVANT I am sure, and the proof of it is that we have flooded them with
lustral water and they have not budged an inch.(1)

     f(1) The actors forming the chorus are meant here.

TRYGAEUS Come, then, to prayers; to prayers, quick!--Oh! Peace, mighty
queen, venerated goddess, thou, who presidest over choruses and at
nuptials, deign to accept the sacrifices we offer thee.

SERVANT Receive it, greatly honoured mistress, and behave not like the
coquettes, who half open the door to entice the gallants, draw back when
they are stared at, to return once more if a man passes on. But do not
act like this to us.

TRYGAEUS No, but like an honest woman, show thyself to thy worshippers,
who are worn with regretting thee all these thirteen years. Hush the
noise of battle, be a true Lysimacha to us.(1) Put an end to this
tittle-tattle, to this idle babble, that set us defying one another.
Cause the Greeks once more to taste the pleasant beverage of friendship
and temper all hearts with the gentle feeling of forgiveness. Make
excellent commodities flow to our markets, fine heads of garlic, early
cucumbers, apples, pomegranates and nice little cloaks for the slaves;
make them bring geese, ducks, pigeons and larks from Boeotia and baskets
of eels from Lake Copais; we shall all rush to buy them, disputing their
possession with Morychus, Teleas, Glaucetes and every other glutton.
Melanthius(2) will arrive on the market last of all; 'twill be, "no more
eels, all sold!" and then he'll start a-groaning and exclaiming as in
his monologue of Medea,(3) "I am dying, I am dying! Alas! I have let
those hidden in the beet escape me!"(4) And won't we laugh? These are
the wishes, mighty goddess, which we pray thee to grant.

     f(1) Lysimacha is derived from (the Greek for) put an end
     to, and (the Greek for) fight.

     f(2) A tragic poet, reputed a great gourmand.

     f(3) A tragedy by Melanthius.

     f(4) Eels were cooked with beet.--A parody on some verses in
     the 'Medea' of Melanthius.

SERVANT Take the knife and slaughter the sheep like a finished cook.

TRYGAEUS No, the goddess does not wish it.(1)

     f(1) As a matter of fact, the Sicyonians, who celebrated the
     festival of Peace on the sixteenth day of the month of
     Hecatombeon (July), spilled no blood upon her altar.

SERVANT And why not?

TRYGAEUS Blood cannot please Peace, so let us spill none upon her altar.
Therefore go and sacrifice the sheep in the house, cut off the legs and
bring them here; thus the carcase will be saved for the choregus.

CHORUS You, who remain here, get chopped wood and everything needed for
the sacrifice ready.

TRYGAEUS Don't I look like a diviner preparing his mystic fire?

CHORUS Undoubtedly. Will anything that it behooves a wise man to
know escape you? Don't you know all that a man should know, who is
distinguished for his wisdom and inventive daring?

TRYGAEUS There! the wood catches. Its smoke blinds poor Stilbides.(1) I
am now going to bring the table and thus be my own slave.

     f(1) A celebrated diviner, who had accompanied the Athenians
     on their expedition to Sicily.  Thus the War was necessary
     to make his calling pay and the smoke of the sacrifice
     offered to Peace must therefore be unpleasant to him.

CHORUS You have braved a thousand dangers to save your sacred town. All
honour to you! your glory will be ever envied.

SERVANT Hold! Here are the legs, place them upon the altar. For myself,
I mean to go back to the entrails and the cakes.

TRYGAEUS I'll see to those; I want you here.

SERVANT Well then, here I am. Do you think I have been long?

TRYGAEUS Just get this roasted. Ah! who is this man, crowned with
laurel, who is coming to me?

SERVANT He has a self-important look; is he some diviner?

TRYGAEUS No, I' faith! 'tis Hierocles.

SERVANT Ah! that oracle-monger from Oreus.(1) What is he going to tell

     f(1) A town in Euboea on the channel which separated that
     island from Thessaly.

TRYGAEUS Evidently he is coming to oppose the peace.

SERVANT No, 'tis the odour of the fat that attracts him.

TRYGAEUS Let us appear not to see him.

SERVANT Very well.

HIEROCLES What sacrifice is this? to what god are you offering it?

TRYGAEUS (TO THE SERVANT) Silence!--(ALOUD.) Look after the roasting and
keep your hands off the meat.

HIEROCLES To whom are you sacrificing? Answer me. Ah! the tail(1) is
showing favourable omens.

     f(1) When sacrificing, the tail was cut off the victim and
     thrown into the fire.  From the way in which it burnt the
     inference was drawn as to whether or not the sacrifice was
     agreeable to the deity.

SERVANT Aye, very favourable, oh, loved and mighty Peace!

HIEROCLES Come, cut off the first offering(1) and make the oblation.

     f(1) This was the part that belonged to the priests and
     diviners.  As one of the latter class, Hierocles is in haste
     to see this piece cut off.

TRYGAEUS 'Tis not roasted enough.

HIEROCLES Yea, truly, 'tis done to a turn.

TRYGAEUS Mind your own business, friend! (TO THE SERVANT.) Cut away.
Where is the table? Bring the libations.

HIEROCLES The tongue is cut separately.

TRYGAEUS We know all that. But just listen to one piece of advice.

HIEROCLES And that is?

TRYGAEUS Don't talk, for 'tis divine Peace to whom we are sacrificing.

HIEROCLES Oh! wretched mortals, oh, you idiots!

TRYGAEUS Keep such ugly terms for yourself.

HIEROCLES What! you are so ignorant you don't understand the will of the
gods and you make a treaty, you, who are men, with apes, who are full of

     f(1) The Spartans.

TRYGAEUS Ha, ha, ha!

HIEROCLES What are you laughing at?

TRYGAEUS Ha, ha! your apes amuse me!

HIEROCLES You simple pigeons, you trust yourselves to foxes, who are all
craft, both in mind and heart.

TRYGAEUS Oh, you trouble-maker! may your lungs get as hot as this meat!

HIEROCLES Nay, nay! if only the Nymphs had not fooled Bacis, and Bacis
mortal men; and if the Nymphs had not tricked Bacis a second time...(1)

     f(1) Emphatic pathos, incomprehensible even to the diviner
     himself; this is a satire on the obscure style of the
     oracles.  Bacis was a famous Boeotian diviner.

TRYGAEUS May the plague seize you, if you don't stop wearying us with
your Bacis!

HIEROCLES ...it would not have been written in the book of Fate that the
bends of Peace must be broken; but first...

TRYGAEUS The meat must be dusted with salt.

HIEROCLES ...it does not please the blessed gods that we should stop the
War until the wolf uniteth with the sheep.

TRYGAEUS How, you cursed animal, could the wolf ever unite with the

HIEROCLES As long as the wood-bug gives off a fetid odour, when it
flies; as long as the noisy bitch is forced by nature to litter blind
pups, so long shall peace be forbidden.

TRYGAEUS Then what should be done? Not to stop War would be to leave
it to the decision of chance which of the two people should suffer the
most, whereas by uniting under a treaty, we share the empire of Greece.

HIEROCLES You will never make the crab walk straight.

TRYGAEUS You shall no longer be fed at the Prytaneum; the war done,
oracles are not wanted.

HIEROCLES You will never smooth the rough spikes of the hedgehog.

TRYGAEUS Will you never stop fooling the Athenians?

HIEROCLES What oracle ordered you to burn these joints of mutton in
honour of the gods?

TRYGAEUS This grand oracle of Homer's: "Thus vanished the dark
war-clouds and we offered a sacrifice to new-born Peace. When the flame
had consumed the thighs of the victim and its inwards had appeased our
hunger, we poured out the libations of wine." 'Twas I who arranged the
sacred rites, but none offered the shining cup to the diviner.(1)

     f(1) Of course this is not a bona fide quotation, but a
     whimsical adaptation of various Homeric verses; the last is
     a coinage of his own, and means, that he is to have no part,
     either in the flesh of the victim or in the wine of the

HIEROCLES I care little for that. 'Tis not the Sibyl who spoke it.(1)

     f(1) Probably the Sibyl of Delphi is meant.

TRYGAEUS Wise Homer has also said: "He who delights in the horrors of
civil war has neither country nor laws nor home." What noble words!

HIEROCLES Beware lest the kite turn your brain and rob...

TRYGAEUS Look out, slave! This oracle threatens our meat. Quick, pour
the libation, and give me some of the inwards.

HIEROCLES I too will help myself to a bit, if you like.

TRYGAEUS The libation! the libation!

HIEROCLES Pour out also for me and give me some of this meat.

TRYGAEUS No, the blessed gods won't allow it yet; let us drink; and as
for you, get you gone, for 'tis their will. Mighty Peace! stay ever in
our midst.

HIEROCLES Bring the tongue hither.

TRYGAEUS Relieve us of your own.

HIEROCLES The libation.

TRYGAEUS Here! and this into the bargain (STRIKES HIM).

HIEROCLES You will not give me any meat?

TRYGAEUS We cannot give you any until the wolf unites with the sheep.

HIEROCLES I will embrace your knees.

TRYGAEUS 'Tis lost labour, good fellow; you will never smooth the rough
spikes of the hedgehog.... Come, spectators, join us in our feast.

HIEROCLES And what am I to do?

TRYGAEUS You? go and eat the Sibyl.

HIEROCLES No, by the Earth! no, you shall not eat without me; if you do
not give, I take; 'tis common property.

TRYGAEUS (TO THE SERVANT) Strike, strike this Bacis, this humbugging

HIEROCLES I take to witness...

TRYGAEUS And I also, that you are a glutton and an impostor. Hold him
tight and beat the impostor with a stick.

SERVANT You look to that; I will snatch the skin from him which he has
stolen from us.(1) Are you going to let go that skin, you priest from
hell! do you hear! Oh! what a fine crow has come from Oreus! Stretch
your wings quickly for Elymnium.(2)

     f(1) The skin of the victim, that is to say.

     f(2) A temple in Euboea, close to Oreus.  The servant means,
     "Return where you came from."

CHORUS Oh! joy, joy! no more helmet, no more cheese nor onions!(1) No, I
have no passion for battles; what I love, is to drink with good comrades
in the corner by the fire when good dry wood, cut in the height of the
summer, is crackling; it is to cook pease on the coals and beechnuts
among the embers, 'tis to kiss our pretty Thracian(2) while my wife is
at the bath. Nothing is more pleasing, when the rain is sprouting our
sowings, than to chat with some friend, saying, "Tell me, Comarchides,
what shall we do? I would willingly drink myself, while the heavens are
watering our fields. Come, wife, cook three measures of beans, adding
to them a little wheat, and give us some figs. Syra! call Manes off the
fields, 'tis impossible to prune the vine or to align the ridges, for
the ground is too wet to-day. Let someone bring me the thrush and those
two chaffinches; there were also some curds and four pieces of hare,
unless the cat stole them last evening, for I know not what the infernal
noise was that I heard in the house. Serve up three of the pieces for
me, slave, and give the fourth to my father. Go and ask Aeschinades for
some myrtle branches with berries on them, and then, for 'tis the same
road, you will invite Charinades to come and drink with me to the honour
of the gods who watch over our crops." When the grasshopper sings his
dulcet tune, I love to see the Lemnian vines beginning to ripen, for
'tis the earliest plant of all. I love likewise to watch the fig filling
out, and when it has reached maturity I eat with appreciation and
exclaim, "Oh! delightful season!" Then too I bruise some thyme and
infuse it in water. Indeed I grow a great deal fatter passing the summer
in this way than in watching a cursed captain with his three plumes
and his military cloak of a startling crimson (he calls it true Sardian
purple), which he takes care to dye himself with Cyzicus saffron in
a battle; then he is the first to run away, shaking his plumes like a
great yellow prancing cock,(3) while I am left to watch the nets.(4)
Once back again in Athens, these brave fellows behave abominably; they
write down these, they scratch through others, and this backwards
and forwards two or three times at random. The departure is set for
to-morrow, and some citizen has brought no provisions, because he didn't
know he had to go; he stops in front of the statue of Pandion,(5) reads
his name, is dumbfounded and starts away at a run, weeping bitter tears.
The townsfolk are less ill-used, but that is how the husbandmen are
treated by these men of war, the hated of the gods and of men, who
know nothing but how to throw away their shield. For this reason, if it
please heaven, I propose to call these rascals to account, for they are
lions in times of peace, but sneaking foxes when it comes to fighting.

     f(1) This was the soldier's usual ration on duty.

     f(2) Slaves often bore the name of the country of their

     f(3) Because of the new colour which fear had lent his

     f(4) Meaning, that he deserts his men in mid-campaign,
     leaving them to look after the enemy.

     f(5) Ancient King of Athens.  This was one of the twelve
     statues, on the pedestals of which the names of the soldiers
     chose for departure on service were written.  The decrees
     were also placarded on them.

TRYGAEUS Oh! oh! what a crowd for the nuptial feast! Here! dust the
tables with this crest, which is good for nothing else now. Halloa!
produce the cakes, the thrushes, plenty of good jugged hare and the
little loaves.

A SICKLE-MAKER Trygaeus, where is Trygaeus?

TRYGAEUS I am cooking the thrushes.

SICKLE-MAKER Trygaeus, my best of friends, what a fine stroke of
business you have done for me by bringing back Peace! Formerly my
sickles would not have sold at an obolus apiece; to-day I am being paid
fifty drachmae for every one. And here is a neighbour who is selling his
casks for the country at three drachmae each. So come, Trygaeus, take as
many sickles and casks as you will for nothing. Accept them for nothing;
'tis because of our handsome profits on our sales that we offer you
these wedding presents.

TRYGAEUS Thanks. Put them all down inside there, and come along quick to
the banquet. Ah! do you see that armourer yonder coming with a wry face?

A CREST-MAKER Alas! alas! Trygaeus, you have ruined me utterly.

TRYGAEUS What! won't the crests go any more, friend?

CREST-MAKER You have killed my business, my livelihood, and that of this
poor lance-maker too.

TRYGAEUS Come, come, what are you asking for these two crests?

CREST-MAKER What do you bid for them?

TRYGAEUS What do I bid? Oh! I am ashamed to say. Still, as the clasp
is of good workmanship, I would give two, even three measures of dried
figs; I could use 'em for dusting the table.

CREST-MAKER All right, tell them to bring me the dried figs; 'tis always
better than nothing.

TRYGAEUS Take them away, be off with your crests and get you gone; they
are moulting, they are losing all their hair; I would not give a single
fig for them.

A BREASTPLATE-MAKER Good gods, what am I going to do with this fine
ten-minae breastplate, which is so splendidly made?

TRYGAEUS Oh, you will lose nothing over it.

BREASTPLATE-MAKER I will sell it to you at cost price.

TRYGAEUS 'Twould be very useful as a night-stool...

BREASTPLATE-MAKER Cease your insults, both to me and my wares.

TRYGAEUS ...if propped on three stones. Look, 'tis admirable.

BREASTPLATE-MAKER But how can you wipe, idiot?

TRYGAEUS I can pass one hand through here, and the other there, and

BREASTPLATE-MAKER What! do you wipe with both hands?

TRYGAEUS Aye, so that I may not be accused of robbing the State, by
blocking up an oar-hole in the galley.(1)

     f(1) The trierarchs stopped up some of the holes made for
     the oars, in order to reduce the number of rowers they had
     to supply for the galleys; they thus saved the wages of the
     rowers they dispensed with.

BREASTPLATE-MAKER So you would pay ten minae(1) for a night-stool?

     f(1) The mina was equivalent to about three pounds, ten

TRYGAEUS Undoubtedly, you rascal. Do you think I would sell my rump for
a thousand drachmae?(1)

     f(1) Which is the same thing, since a mina was worth a
     hundred drachmae.

BREASTPLATE-MAKER Come, have the money paid over to me.

TRYGAEUS No, friend; I find it hurts me to sit on. Take it away, I won't
buy it.

A TRUMPET-MAKER What is to be done with this trumpet, for which I gave
sixty drachmae the other day?

TRYGAEUS Pour lead into the hollow and fit a good, long stick to the
top; and you will have a balanced cottabos.(1)

     f(1) For 'cottabos' see note above.

TRUMPET-MAKER Ha! would you mock me?

TRYGAEUS Well, here's another notion. Pour in lead as I said, add here a
dish hung on strings, and you will have a balance for weighing the figs
which you give your slaves in the fields.

A HELMET-MAKER Cursed fate! I am ruined. Here are helmets, for which I
gave a mina each. What I to do with them? who will buy them?

TRYGAEUS Go and sell them to the Egyptians; they will do for measuring
loosening medicines.(1)

     f(1) Syrmoea, a kind of purgative syrup much used by the
     Egyptians, made of antiscorbutic herbs, such as mustard,
     horse-radish, etc.

A SPEAR-MAKER Ah! poor helmet-maker, things are indeed in a bad way.

TRYGAEUS That man has no cause for complaint.

SPEAR-MAKER But helmets will be no more used.

TRYGAEUS Let him learn to fit a handle to them and he can sell them for
more money.(1)

     f(1) As wine-pots or similar vessels.

SPEAR-MAKER Let us be off, comrade.

TRYGAEUS No, I want to buy these spears.

SPEAR-MAKER What will you give?

TRYGAEUS If they could be split in two, I would take them at a drachma
per hundred to use as vine-props.

SPEAR-MAKER The insolent dog! Let us go, friend.

TRYGAEUS Ah! here come the guests, children from the table to relieve
themselves; I fancy they also want to hum over what they will be singing
presently. Hi! child! what do you reckon to sing? Stand there and give
me the opening line.

THE SON OF LAMACHUS "Glory to the young warriors..."

TRYGAEUS Oh! leave off about your young warriors, you little wretch; we
are at peace and you are an idiot and a rascal.

SON OF LAMACHUS "The skirmish begins, the hollow bucklers clash against
each other."(1)

     f(1) These verses and those which both Trygaeus and the son
     of Lamachus quote afterwards are borrowed from the 'Iliad.'

TRYGAEUS Bucklers! Leave me in peace with your bucklers.

SON OF LAMACHUS "And then there came groanings and shouts of victory."

TRYGAEUS Groanings! ah! by Bacchus! look out for yourself, you cursed
squaller, if you start wearying us again with your groanings and hollow

SON OF LAMACHUS Then what should I sing? Tell me what pleases you.

TRYGAEUS "'Tis thus they feasted on the flesh of oxen," or something
similar, as, for instance, "Everything that could tickle the palate was
placed on the table."

SON OF LAMACHUS "'Tis thus they feasted on the flesh of oxen and, tired
of warfare, unharnessed their foaming steeds."

TRYGAEUS That's splendid; tired of warfare, they seat themselves at
table; sing, sing to us how they still go on eating after they are

SON OF LAMACHUS "The meal over, they girded themselves..."

TRYGAEUS With good wine, no doubt?

SON OF LAMACHUS "...with armour and rushed forth from the towers, and a
terrible shout arose."

TRYGAEUS Get you gone, you little scapegrace, you and your battles! You
sing of nothing but warfare. Who is your father then?


TRYGAEUS Why yes, your father.

SON OF LAMACHUS I am Lamachus' son.

TRYGAEUS Oh! oh! I could indeed have sworn, when I was listening to you,
that you were the son of some warrior who dreams of nothing but wounds
and bruises, of some Boulomachus or Clausimachus;(1) go and sing your
plaguey songs to the spearmen.... Where is the son of Cleonymus? Sing me
something before going back to the feast. I am at least certain he will
not sing of battles, for his father is far too careful a man.

     f(1) Boulomachus is derived from (two Greek words meaning)
     to wish for battle; Clausimachus from (two others), the
     tears that battles cost. The same root (for) 'battle' is
     also contained in the name Lamachus.

SON OF CLEONYMUS "An inhabitant of Sais is parading with the spotless
shield which I regret to say I have thrown into a thicket."(1)

     f(1) A distich borrowed from Archilochus, a celebrated poet
     of the seventh century B.C., born at Paros, and the author
     of odes, satires, epigrams and elegies.  He sang his own
     shame.  'Twas in an expedition against Sais, not the town in
     Egypt as the similarity in name might lead one to believe,
     but in Thrace, that he had cast away his buckler.  "A might
     calamity truly!" he says without shame.  "I shall buy

TRYGAEUS Tell me, you little good-for-nothing, are you singing that for
your father?

SON OF CLEONYMUS "But I saved my life."

TRYGAEUS And dishonoured your family. But let us go in; I am very
certain, that being the son of such a father, you will never forget this
song of the buckler. You, who remain to the feast, 'tis your duty to
devour dish after dish and not to ply empty jaws. Come, put heart into
the work and eat with your mouths full. For, believe me, poor friends,
white teeth are useless furniture, if they chew nothing.

CHORUS Never fear; thanks all the same for your good advice.

TRYGAEUS You, who yesterday were dying of hunger, come, stuff yourselves
with this fine hare-stew; 'tis not every day that we find cakes lying
neglected. Eat, eat, or I predict you will soon regret it.

CHORUS Silence! Keep silence! Here is the bride about to appear! Take
nuptial torches and let all rejoice and join in our songs. Then, when we
have danced, clinked our cups and thrown Hyperbolus through the doorway
we will carry back all our farming tools to the fields and shall pray
the gods to give wealth to the Greeks and to cause us all to gather in
an abundant barley harvest, enjoy a noble vintage, to grant that we may
choke with good figs, that our wives may prove fruitful, that in fact we
may recover all our lost blessings, and that the sparkling fire may be
restored to the hearth.

TRYGAEUS Come, wife, to the fields and seek, my beauty, to brighten and
enliven my nights. Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

CHORUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus! oh! thrice happy man, who so well
deserve your good fortune!

TRYGAEUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

CHORUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

FIRST SEMI-CHORUS What shall we do to her?

SECOND SEMI-CHORUS What shall we do to her?

FIRST SEMI-CHORUS We will gather her kisses.

SECOND SEMI-CHORUS We will gather her kisses.

CHORUS Come, comrades, we who are in the first row, let us pick up
the bridegroom and carry him in triumph. Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus! Oh!
Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

TRYGAEUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

CHORUS You shall have a fine house, no cares and the finest of figs. Oh!
Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

TRYGAEUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

CHORUS The bridegroom's fig is great and thick; the bride's very soft
and tender.

TRYGAEUS While eating and drinking deep draughts of wine, continue to
repeat: Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

CHORUS Oh! Hymen! oh! Hymenaeus!

TRYGAEUS Farewell, farewell, my friends. All who come with me shall have
cakes galore.

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