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_The Stag Cook Book_

_C. MAC SHERIDAN_

THE STAG COOK BOOK

_WRITTEN FOR MEN BY MEN_

COLLECTED AND EDITED

_by_

C. MAC SHERIDAN

_With an Introduction by_
ROBERT H. DAVIS

[Illustration]

NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

THE STAG COOK BOOK, II

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

_Dedicated To_—

THAT GREAT HOST OF BACHELORS AND BENEDICTS ALIKE

who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”;
and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire
of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what,
under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a
chef-d’œuvre.

_“They may live without houses and live without books,”
So the saying has gone through the ages,
“But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—”
It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!
For when left by himself in a small kitchenette,
With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle,
A man can make things that you’ll never forget—
That will put any cook on her mettle._

_Where camp fires glow through the still of the night,
Where grills are electric and shiny,
Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white,
Where stoves are exceedingly tiny,
Where people are hungry—no matter the place—
A man can produce in a minute
A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face,
With art—and real food value—in it!_

_At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still,
A man is undoubtedly master;
His cooking is done with an air and a skill,
He’s sure as a woman—and faster!
He may break the dishes and clutter the floor,
And if he is praised—he deserves it—
He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....
But, Boy, what he serves—when he serves it!_

INTRODUCTION

By ROBERT H. DAVIS

Cooking is a gift, not an art. Eating is an art, not a gift. In
combination a grace is developed. No great culinary triumph was ever
perfected by accident.

Charles Lamb’s essay on roast pig was responsible for a tidal wave
of burnt pork that swept over England in the nineteenth century.
Mr. Lamb led a hungry empire to the belief that only through an
act of incendiarism could a suckling porker be converted into a
delicacy; whereas, as a matter of fact, the perfection of roast pork,
golden-brown and unseared by fire, were possible only in the oven.

Lucullus, the good Roman gourmet, had his meals cooked in a mint.
He required that his masterpieces be served on gold and silver and
crystal, and spread on a table of lapis lazuli. The sauces compiled for
him were worth more than the food upon which they were poured. He was
the high priest of extravagance and luxury. A single meal stood him a
fortune. He had more regard for the cost than for the cooking. It is
said that his death was hastened by dyspepsia.

* * * * *

In the early seventies a French nobleman, living in the neighborhood
of Barbizon, was found seated at the table with his face in a plate
of soup. Because of the fact that a butcher knife had been inserted
via the back between his fourth and fifth rib on the left side, he was
quite dead. Clues led nowhere. It became one of the mysteries.

Long afterward an old man tottered into the office of the Prefect and
announced that he wished to make a confession.

“Proceed,” said the official.

“’Twas I,” responded the ancient, “who delivered the death stroke to
the Duke de la —— thirty-five years ago.”

“What inspired you to make this confession?”

“Pride.”

“I do not comprehend. The details, if you please.”

“By profession I was a chef,” said the self-accused. “The Duke, at a
fabulous price, enticed me into his service. His first request was that
I make for him a perfect consomme. _Voilà!_ For three days I prepared
this perfection. With my own hand I placed before him the soup tureen.
With my own hand I ladled it out. He inhaled its divine essence; and
then, Your Honor, _he reached for the salt_. _Mon Dieu!_ I destroy him!”

The Prefect embraced the artist and took him out to lunch. Thus art
was vindicated and the incident closed. In the chemistry of cooking,
“enough is too much.”

* * * * *

The immortals who have contributed recipes to this volume were born
with a silver spoon not in their mouths, but in their hands. The cap
and apron, not the cap and bells, is the garb in which they perform.
Secrets handed down through generations are thrown with a wanton hand
on the pages that comprise this volume. Sauces from the south, chowders
from New England, barbecued masterpieces from the west, grilled
classics from field and stream, ragouts, stews, desserts, dressings
are hung within reach of all, like garlic clusters from the rafters of
opportunity. Reach up and help yourself.

Be not disturbed by occasional jocund phrases in this symposium. Behind
them is probably concealed a savory or a flavor. A long paragraph
may conclude with full particulars concerning the architecture of a
gastronomic dream. Turn the pages slowly lest you be overwhelmed by the
richness of the menu.

* * * * *

The late King Edward, upon bidding the later Carlos of Portugal
God-speed back to his native shores, inquired: “By what were you most
impressed during your visit to the British Isles?”

“Roast beef,” said Carlos, expanding in ecstasy.

“And what else?” inquired Edward.

“Well,” said Carlos, “the boiled beef wasn’t so damned bad.”

* * * * *

It is one thing to cook food, and another to consume it. This inspired
tome is the product of cooks who are not afraid to take their own
medicine. The names of many of the dishes catalogued herein lies on the
tongues of the mob, but the delicacies themselves do not. This book
brings within the reach of all opportunities that up to now have been
denied them. Given a first class stove, a few simple ingredients and a
copy of this book, hunger can be abolished wherever English is read.

* * * * *

Rossini, the musician, also a chef, after writing the score of _The
Barber of Seville_, was informed by the director that a prelude
was required immediately. Rossini repaired to his kitchen, cooked
himself a perfect dinner, consumed it alone, and went to bed where
in a reclining position with score sheets all about him, he wrote a
brilliant introduction to his brilliant opera. Suddenly a gust of wind
entered unbidden at the window and scattered the precious sheets about
the room. Several disappeared through the lattice. Rossini, heavy
with the consequences of his culinary genius, re-wrote a fresher and
better prelude, tucked it under his corpulent person and rolled over
for a final nap, after which he hastened to the opera house with his
masterpiece. His best work was done on a full stomach.

* * * * *

Brillat-Savarin, author of “Gastronomy as a Fine Art,” rather
whimsically names “Gasteria” the tenth and fairest of the Muses. The
writers of this book name her as the first.

R. H. D.

CONTENTS

_PART ONE: CONTRIBUTORS_

PAGE
I _Meredith Nicholson_ 31
WABASH VALLEY STEAK

II _Rex Beach_ 34
ONION CLAM CHOWDER

III _Hudson Maxim_ 35
SPAGHETTI

IV _Warren G. Harding_ 36
WAFFLES

V _Ellis Parker Butler_ 31
BOUILLABAISSE JOE TILDEN

VI _Jules J. Jusserand_ 38
RADISH SALAD

VII _Bruce Barton_ 39
RICE PUDDING

VIII _Richard Bennett_ 40
LIEDERKRANZ Á LA HOOSIER

IX _Walt Louderback_ 41
CORN CHOWDER

X _Captain Robert A. Bartlett, U.S.A._ 42
COD FISH

XI _George F. Worts_ 43
SWEET POTATO PONE

XII _Gelett Burgess_ 45
PANDOWDY

XIII _William Allen White_ 46
VEGETABLE SALAD

XIV _Irvin S. Cobb_ 48
HOG JOWL AND TURNIP GREENS (PADUCAH STYLE)

XV _Richard Walton Tully_ 49
HAWAIIAN CROQUETTES Á LA “THE BIRD OF PARADISE”

XVI _William Johnston_ 51
OYSTERS PECHEUR

XVII _Dr. Charles M. Sheldon_ 52
LIKES BREAD AND MILK

XVIII _James Montgomery Flagg_ 53
“JAMES MONTGOMERY SUDS”

XIX _Roy L. McCardell_ 54
“EGGS MUSHROOMETTE”

XX _Judge Ben B. Lindsey_ 56
BRAN MUFFINS

XXI _Otis Skinner_ 57
ARTICHOKES, MISTER ANTONIO

XXII _Dan Beard_ 58
A BURGOO

XXIII _De Wolf Hopper_ 60
RASPBERRY SHORTCAKE

XXIV _Chick Evans_ 61
TOMATO SOUP

XXV _Joshua A. Hatfield_ 63
EGGPLANT SAUTÉ Á L’ALEXANDER
POTATO STICKS ALEXANDER
COLD SAUCE ALEXANDER
SUPRÊME OF CHICKEN Á L’ALEXANDER
GARNITURE
FONDU AU FROMAGE Á L’ALEXANDER
POACHED EGGS EN CROUSTADE Á L’ALEXANDER
ROMAINE SALAD Á L’ALEXANDER
ROGNONS DE VEAU Á L’ALEXANDER
STRAWBERRY TARTLETS ALEXANDER
BAKED OYSTERS ALEXANDER
ÉMINCE OF CHICKEN Á L’ALEXANDER

XXVI _Stewart Edward White_ 69
MULLIGAN

XXVII _Oliver Herford_ 70
FRIED ELDERBERRY BLOSSOMS

XXVIII _Reed Smoot_ 71
PEACH COBBLER

XXIX _Ray Long_ 72
SHAD ROE
DESSERT

XXX _Kenneth C. Beaton_ 73
LOBSTER

XXXI _John Harvey Kellogg, M. D._ 75
MACARONI WITH CHEESE
SAVORY POTATOES

XXXII _Clare Briggs_ 77
WAFFLES

XXXIII _Edward W. Bok_ 78
ASPARAGUS

XXXIV _Charles Hanson Towne_ 80
CORN PUDDING

XXXV _Jerome D. Kern_ 81
TERRAPIN

XXXVI _Daniel Willard_ 82
COTTAGE PUDDING
STRAWBERRY SAUCE

XXXVII _Houdini_ 83
SCALLOPED MUSHROOMS AND DEVILED EGGS
THE MUSHROOM DISH
THE EGGS

XXXVIII _Charles P. Steinmetz_ 84
MEAT LOAF

XXXIX _Charlie Chaplin_ 86
STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE

XL _Dr. Frank Crane_ 87
ROUND STEAK

XLI _Robert H. Davis_ 89
CREAM SAUCE Á LA WORCESTERSHIRE

XLII _John A. Dix_ 90
FRIED TROUT

XLIII _Guy Bates Post_ 91
LAMB CURRY Á LA “OMAR, THE TENTMAKER”

XLIV _Dr. Don Rafael H. Elizalde_ 93
SANCOCHO
YAPINGACHO

XLV _Bide Dudley_ 95
TOMATO SOP

XLVI _William Hale Thompson_ 96
ROAST BEEF

XLVII _Booth Tarkington_ 97
CORN FLAKES

XLVIII _T. A. Dorgan_ 98
CHILÏ CON CARNE

XLIX _William de Leftwich Dodge_ 99
RAGOUT DE MOUTON

L _Montague Glass_ 100
BOUILLABAISSE

LI _John Philip Sousa_ 103
PELOTAS Á LA PORTUGUESE
SPAGHETTI

LII _Will Hays_ 105
CHICKEN PILAU

LIII _Frank Ward O’Malley_ 106
RUM-TUM-TIDDY

LIV _Charles Evans Hughes_ 108
CORN BREAD

LV _Walter Prichard Eaton_ 109
MINCE PIE
THE FILLING

LVI _W. T. Benda_ 113
POLISH SPECIALTIES
BARSHCK WITH USHKA
USHKA
BURACHKI

LVII _Captain Edward A. Salisbury_ 118
SAUCE FOR SPAGHETTI
EGGS Á LA SALISBURY
FISH Á LA COMMODORE
TO COOK TROUT
VENISON STEAK
GOOSE
A MAYONNAISE AND A SALAD DRESSING
DUCKS AND LARGE FOWL
TEAL, PARTRIDGE AND SMALL FOWL
BEANS
ITALIAN RICE
STEAK SAUCE

LVIII _Thomas H. Ince_ 126
CHICKEN HALIBUT
ONION SOUP AU GRATIN
RICE Á LA MANHATTAN

LIX _George Ade_ 128
“SCOLLOPED” OYSTERS

LX _Lyman Abbott_ 130
DEEP APPLE PIE

LXI _Terry Ramsaye_ 131
LETTUCE (Á LA RED CREEK)

LXII _R. L. (Rube) Goldberg_ 133
HASH

LXIII _Channing Pollock_ 134
CORN BREAD

LXIV _Hussein Kahn Alai_ 135
CHIRIN POLOW

LXV _William J. Bryan_ 138
FRENCH-FRIED ONIONS

LXVI _Will Irwin_ 139
HAM AND EGGS

LXVII _Douglas Fairbanks_ 140
BREAD TART

LXVIII _Julian Street_ 141
SOLE Á LA MARGUERY AND DUCK WITH ORANGES
SOLE Á LA MARGUERY
DUCK BIGARADE

LXIX _S. S. McClure_ 143
OMELETTE—AND PIE

LXX _Basil King_ 145
LOBSTER Á LA KING

LXXI _John A. Moroso_ 146
SPAGHETTI-FOR-THE-GANG

LXXII _F. X. Leyendecker_ 148
VEAU SAUTÉ MARENGO
VOL AU VENT FINANCIÉRE

LXXIII _Eddie Cantor_ 150
BOILED BEEF AND HORSERADISH SAUCE

LXXIV _Frazier Hunt_ 151
STUFFED CELERY

LXXV _Wm. Slavins McNutt_ 152
ORANGE COMPOTE

LXXVI _Stephen Vincent Benet_ 154
ZITELLI’S MACARONI STEW

LXXVII _James R. Quirk_ 155
TOMATO WIGGLE

LXXVIII _Charles W. Eliot_ 156
A FAVORITE MENU

LXXIX _H. S. Cumming_ 158
VIRGINIA EGG BREAD

LXXX _Joseph Santley_ 159
COCOA CREAM CAKE

LXXXI _A. Hamilton Gibbs_ 160
SQUAB EN CASSEROLE

LXXXII _Richard Barthelmess_ 161
SPICED GRAPES

LXXXIII _Don Juan R. y Gayangos_ 162
EGG PLANT AU GRATIN

LXXXIV _Samuel G. Blythe_ 163
TRIPE Á LA MODE DE CAEN Á LA ROY CARRUTHERS

LXXXV _Charles H. Taylor_ 165
CLAM CHOWDER

LXXXVI _Cyrus H. K. Curtis_ 167
BAKED BEANS

LXXXVII _Frederic Arnold Kummer_ 169
SPAGHETTI DIABOLIQUE

LXXXVIII _Albert D. Lasker_ 170
CHICKEN PAPRIKA

LXXXIX _Henry Van Dyke_ 171
FISH CHOWDER

XC _Macklyn Arbuckle_ 172
SOUTHERN GUMBO Á LA “COUNTY CHAIRMAN”

XCI _John Taintor Foote_ 174
MORELS SAUTÉ

XCII _Maurice Francis Egan_ 176
A DIPLOMATIST’S RECEIPT FOR WELSH RABBIT

XCIII _Livingston Farrand_ 178
SAUSAGE AND GRIDDLE CAKES

XCIV _F. Ziegfeld, Jr._ 179
LITTLE CHICKEN TARTS

XCV _Harold Lloyd_ 181
LEMON LAYER CAKE

XCVI _Luther Burbank_ 183
TURKEY Á LA BURBANK

XCVII _Raymond McKee_ 185
TO COOK RABBITS

XCVIII _Will Deming_ 187
VIRGINIA HAM
LEMON PIE
A DRESSING

XCIX _Charles W. Chessar_ 189
TIPS ON STEAKS

C _Arthur T. Vance_ 191
SALADE Á LA TURC
PANDORA FRENCH DRESSING
WELSH RABBIT Á LA MORGAN ROBERTSON

CI _Baron de Cartier_ 195
WATERZOIE DE VOLAILLE

CII _Dean Cornwell_ 197
SPAGHETTI-MY-STYLE

PART TWO: RECIPES

BREADS—MUFFINS—WAFFLES—ETC.
BRAN MUFFINS 56
BREAD AND MILK 52
CORN BREAD 108, 134
CORNFLAKES 97
GRIDDLE CAKES 178
SWEET POTATO PONE 43
VIRGINIA EGG BREAD 158
WAFFLES 36, 77

EGG DISHES
DEVILED EGGS 83
EGGS Á LA SALISBURY 119
EGGS “MUSHROOMETTE” 54
EGGS USED WITH ASPARAGUS 79
HAM AND EGGS 139
OMELETTE 143
POACHED EGGS EN CROUSTADE A L’ALEXANDER 65

SOUPS—MULLIGANS—BOUILLABAISSE
BARSHCK 113
BARSHCK WITH USHKA 113
BEAN SOUP 124
BURGOO, A 58
BOUILLABAISSE JOE TILDEN 37
BOUILLABAISSE 100
CORN CHOWDER 41
CLAM CHOWDER 165
FISH CHOWDER 171
MULLIGAN 69
ONION CLAM CHOWDER 34
ONION SOUP AU GRATIN 126
SANCOCHO 93
TOMATO SOUP 61
WATERZOIE DE VOLAILLE 195

FISH—OYSTERS—LOBSTER—ROE—ETC.
BAKED OYSTERS ALEXANDER 67
CHICKEN HALIBUT 126
COD FISH 42
COLD SAUCE ALEXANDER (FOR COLD SALMON) 64
FISH Á LA COMMODORE 119
FRIED TROUT 90
HAWAIIAN CROQUETTES Á LA BIRD OF PARADISE 49
LOBSTER Á LA KING 145
LOBSTER (K C B) 73
OYSTERS PECHEUR 51
“SCOLLOPED” OYSTERS 128
SHAD ROE 72
SOLE Á LA MARGUERY 141
STEAMED CLAMS 97
TROUT, TO COOK 120

FOWL (DOMESTIC AND WILD)
CHICKEN PAPRIKA 170
CHICKEN PILAU 105
CHIRIN POLOW (PERSIAN) 135
DUCK BIGARADE 142
DUCKS AND LARGE FOWL 122
ÉMINCE OF CHICKEN Á L’ALEXANDER 68
GOOSE, THE BEST WAY TO COOK 121
LITTLE CHICKEN TARTS 179
SOUTHERN GUMBO Á LA “COUNTY CHAIRMAN” 172
SQUAB EN CASSEROLE 160
SUPRÊME OF CHICKEN Á L’ALEXANDER 64
SUPRÊME OF CHICKEN Á L’ALEXANDER GARNITURE 65
TEAL, PARTRIDGE AND SMALL FOWL 123
TURKEY Á LA BURBANK 183

MEATS—MEAT DISHES AND SAUCES

CHILI CON CARNE 98
CREAM SAUCE Á LA WORCESTERSHIRE 89
HASH—A NEW METHOD 133
HAM AND EGGS 139
HOG JOWL AND TURNIP GREENS 48
HORSERADISH SAUCE 150
LAMB CURRY Á LA “OMAR THE TENT MAKER” 91
MEAT LOAF 84
PELOTAS Á LA PORTUGUESE 103
RABBIT, TO COOK 185
RAGOUT DE MOUTON 99
ROAST BEEF, TIPS ON COOKING 96
ROGNONS DE VEAU Á L’ALEXANDER 66
ROUND STEAK—REALLY DELICIOUS 87
SANCOCHO (FROM ECUADOR) 93
SPICED GRAPES 161
STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE 86
STEAK SAUCE 125
STEAK, TIPS ON 189
TERRAPIN 81
TRIPE Á LA MODE DE CAEN 163
USHKA (POLISH) 114
VEAU SAUTÉ MARENGO 148
VOL AU VENT FINANCIÈRE 149
VENISON STEAK 120
VIRGINIA HAM 31
WABASH VALLEY STEAK 187

VEGETABLES AND THE LIKE

ARTICHOKES MISTER ANTONIO 57
ASPARAGUS 78
BEANS (VARIOUS STYLES) 123, 167
BURACHKI (POLISH) 117
EGGPLANT AU GRATIN 162
EGGPLANT SAUTÉ Á L’ALEXANDER 63
FRENCH FRIED ONIONS 138
ITALIAN RICE 124
MORELS SAUTÉ 174
POTATO STICKS ALEXANDER 63
RICE Á LA MANHATTAN 127
SAVORY POTATOES 75
“SCOLLOPED” MUSHROOMS 83
TOMATO SOP 95
TURNIP GREENS 48
YAPINGACHO (FROM ECUADOR) 94

SPAGHETTI—MACARONI—ETC.
MACARONI STEW, ZITELLI’S 154
MACARONI WITH CHEESE 75
SPAGHETTI 35
SPAGHETTI DIABOLIQUE 169
SPAGHETTI FOR-THE-GANG 146
SPAGHETTI-MY-STYLE 197
SPAGHETTI SAUCES 118, 146, 154
SPAGHETTI WITH PELOTAS 103

SALADS AND SALAD DRESSINGS
DRESSING (FOR STUFFED TOMATOES, COLD MEAT, POTATO SALAD) 188
LETTUCE Á LA RED CREEK 131
A MAYONNAISE AND A SALAD DRESSING 122
PANDORA FRENCH DRESSING 192
RADISH SALAD 38
ROMAINE SALAD Á L’ALEXANDER 66
SALADE Á LA TURC 191
VEGETABLE SALAD 46

DESSERTS—CAKES—PIES—PUDDINGS

BREAD TARTS 140
COCOA CREAM CAKE 159
CORN PUDDING 80
COTTAGE PUDDING WITH STRAWBERRY SAUCE 82
DEEP APPLE PIE 130
DESSERT, A 72
FRIED ELDERBERRY BLOSSOMS 70
INDIAN PUDDING 156
JAMES MONTGOMERY SUDS 53
LEMON LAYER CAKE 181
LEMON PIE 187
MINCE-PIE 109
ORANGE COMPOTE 152
PEACH COBBLER 71
PANDOWDY 45
PIE 143
PIE CRUST 111, 144
RASPBERRY SHORTCAKE 60
RICE PUDDING 39
STRAWBERRY TARTLETS ALEXANDER 67

CHEESE AND CHEESE DISHES
CELERY STUFFED WITH CHEESE 151
FONDU AU FROMAGE Á L’ALEXANDER 65
LIEDERKRANZ Á LA HOOSIER 40
RUM-TUM-TIDDY 106
TOMATO WIGGLE 155
WELSH RABBIT (A DIPLOMATIST’S RECIPE) 176
WELSH RABBIT Á LA MORGAN ROBERTSON 193

THE STAG COOK BOOK

“This dish of meat is too good for
any but anglers, or very honest men.”
IZAAK WALTON.

_Meredith Nicholson_

WABASH VALLEY STEAK

No man can be a hero in his own kitchen. No man with the slightest
regard for domestic peace will ever permit his wife to see him cook
without having outsiders present. The psychology of this is obvious.
Impatient though a woman may be of her husband’s attempts to show that
he is a real sport and skilled in all the arts of social entertaining,
before guests she is likely to manifest a modest degree of pride in his
performances. Or even if slightly contemptuous she is moved to assume a
chaffing attitude that adds to the general good feeling. I beg not to
be confused with the type of bachelor club man who is a perfect wizard
with the chafing dish. I have always viewed those birds with suspicion.
Their tricks are few and easy of accomplishment—stunts with mushrooms,
or chicken à la king done nonchalantly in a dinner coat. I sing my
fiercest hymn of hate of those persons.

My own method is to assume full charge of an orderly kitchen, removing
coat and waistcoat, donning an apron and attacking the job without
apology or simper or the silly pretense that I’m not sure of the
result. Not sure! Except in the case of colored women cooks, who trust
to inspiration and achieve miracles without, seemingly, knowing how
they do ’em—except, I say, in such instances, cookery is an exact
science. If you follow a good rule and know how to regulate the range
and have a true eye and acute nose, failure is obliterated from the
lexicon.

And now for my scenario, which I stole from a lady, who in turn
stole it, I dare say, from some cook book. I might pretend that I
invented it, but I didn’t. All I claim is that it offers an Olympian
feast—particularly if you can accompany it with hot biscuits, which I
admit are beyond my powers.

_The Recipe_

Take a round steak cut two inches thick; and beat a cup of flour into
it. Heat a large skillet till it is piping hot with lard covering the
bottom about one inch. Put in the steak, cover immediately, and allow
it to cook about five minutes, turning once.

Then cover it with a sauce composed in this wise:

Four large tomatoes
Four onions
Four green mango peppers
Four ripe pimentoes

Put through a grinder or better still chop thoroughly with a chopper in
a wooden bowl. Don’t skimp on this labor; the chopping must be done
conscientiously. Season with salt and pour over the steak; cook slowly
for two hours. When done turn into a large platter and serve piping
hot.

_Rex Beach_

ONION CLAM CHOWDER

To each 10 oz. can of Pioneer Brand Minced Clams use 1 pound of sliced
Spanish or white onion.

For a good sized chowder take six large onions (white), and cut in
lengths one inch long. Pour the juice from the clams into saucepan, add
onions and a little water and boil thoroughly until onions are well
cooked and soft. Then add clams which have been taken out of the can
and put into a dish, and stew five minutes before onions are done. Next
place in a stew pan about a pint of cream or half cream and half milk
and let come to a boil. After the clams have been in with the onions
for about three minutes pour on the hot milk and season to taste with
salt and pepper. If serving in a soup plate, a little chopped parsley
adds to the attractiveness of the dish. Then EAT it.

(You can substitute for fresh milk or cream—Carnation Canned Milk
diluted—⅔ milk to ⅓ water. The soup should be thick and not too watery.
This can be regulated by amount of milk added.)

III

_Hudson Maxim_

SPAGHETTI

Take one package of vermicelli or spaghetti, and put it into a
saucepan, crushing it in the hand, then put in hot water, and salt a
little more than will suit the taste, and boil for an hour.

While the vermicelli or spaghetti is cooking, take a quart of milk
and heat three-quarters—or 24 ounces—of it until it boils. Then
stir into the eight ounces of cold milk a level cupful of flour, or
two tablespoonfuls of flour, pretty well heaped, and then stir the
thickened milk into the boiling milk and cook slowly for ten minutes.

Then add three-quarters of a pound of good, ripe, old American
cheese, and about half a pound of butter. Then drain the water off
the vermicelli or spaghetti and put in from one and one half pints
to a quart of canned tomatoes. Heat the vermicelli or spaghetti to
the boiling point; and while the mixture of cheese, butter, milk and
flour is still hot, stir the two together, then keep hot and serve
hot. Do not boil any more, because further boiling would tend to cause
the tomatoes to coagulate the milk in the mixture. I prefer to use a
mixture of spaghetti and vermicelli instead of all spaghetti or all
vermicelli.

_Warren G. Harding_

WAFFLES

2 eggs
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons butter
1 teaspoon salt
1 pint milk
flour to make thin batter
2 large teaspoons of baking powder

Beat yolks of eggs, add sugar and salt, melt butter, add milk and
flour; last just before ready to bake add beaten whites of eggs and
baking powder.

Bake on hot waffle iron.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—There is a great deal of argument about the
proper dressing for waffles. Various gravies are used by
one school of waffle eaters; while honey, maple syrup, and
various specially flavored sugar powders are preferred by
another.

President Harding is a staunch upholder of the gravy school
and likes his in the form of creamed chipped beef.

_Ellis Parker Butler_

BOUILLABAISSE JOE TILDEN

In a soup kettle put four tablespoonsful of genuine olive oil. When hot
enough fry in it two large onions, sliced, and two cloves of garlic
chopped. Cut two pounds of any sort of firm white-textured fish into
small pieces and put in the kettle, just covering the mixture with warm
water.

Now have the Eighteenth Amendment repealed and add to the mixture
one cup of White Wine, the juice of half a lemon, two large tomatoes
(peeled and cut up), pepper, salt and one or two bay leaves.

Cook this briskly for twelve minutes, by which time the liquor should
be one third evaporated. Now add a tablespoonful of chopped parsley.
Joe Tilden added a pinch of saffron, but I don’t care for it. Cook two
minutes longer and serve ladled on slices of French bread.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Moquin’s have made a luncheon specialty of
Bouillabaisse for many years. They add lobster and eel.
Here is a wonderful dish to experiment with—great fun and
delicious results if you try it once or twice. It’s a
habit-forming dish, so beware!

_Jules J. Jusserand_

(Ambassador to the United States from France)

RADISH SALAD

The French ambassador presents his compliments and begs to state that
he does not believe that any dish, or food, is more palatable than a
salad of radishes, the radishes to be cut in very thin slices and to be
seasoned with the usual salad dressing.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—This salad will be at its best if the
foundation, upon which the thin slices of radish are
placed, is made of small crisp leaves of romaine. The usual
dressing—french, of course—is prepared in this way:

To one tablespoonful of lemon or vinegar add three
tablespoonsful of the best olive oil, a dash of black
pepper, and a half teaspoonful of salt. Beat well with a
silver fork, and add enough paprika to give it a ruddy
color, and a rich flavor. If the salad dish is rubbed with
garlic it will do no great harm to the mixture!

VII

_Bruce Barton_

RICE PUDDING

I am president of the S. R. R. R. P.—the Society for Restoration of
Raisins to Rice Pudding.

I have made a list of New York hotels and clubs and rated them
according to the number of raisins they put in a portion of rice
pudding as follows:

Class D—no raisins
Class C—1 raisin
Class B—3 or more raisins
Class A—plenty of raisins

To my mind, rice pudding without raisins is like Hamlet without the
eggs.

1 cup rice
4 cups milk
3 eggs
½ cup sugar
1 teaspoonful salt
1 package seedless raisins
1 teaspoon of vanilla

Bake one hour in a hot oven. Set the pan inside of another containing
hot water.

Serve with whipped cream and garnish with Dromedary dates.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Cook the rice twenty-three minutes.

VIII

_Richard Bennett_

LIEDERKRANZ Á LA HOOSIER

Run around and find a real nice Liederkranz cheese and treat it as
follows to get a serving for four people:

Mix the cheese with about a quarter of a pound of butter and work
into a fine paste, adding salt, pepper, French mustard, paprika and
Worcestershire sauce as you go along. Just add them to taste.

When the paste is smooth put in one finely chopped small green pepper;
one small onion, or chives.

Mix well!

And serve on rye bread—spread thick. To be thoroughly technical, I
suppose I should have said: spread to taste!

EDITOR’S NOTE:—You can have a wonderful time and make quite
a reputation for yourself by inventing cheese combinations.
Ordinary cream cheese makes a splendid base for original
mixtures. Try combinations of finely minced pimento, celery,
olives, chives and peppers (green and red). And anything
else that promises well.

_Walt Louderback_

CORN CHOWDER

_I believe my favorite recipe is Corn Chowder._

The appetite for this dish must be approached from the windy side of a
promontory in early spring with a sixty pound pack between the shoulder
blades, aforementioned pack to contain for a couple of congenial souls
a pound of bacon, a pound of dry onions, two cans of corn and one large
tin of condensed milk.

Cut the bacon up into small half inch squares and start it frying.
Simultaneously slice the onions and give them the heat. If, after the
aroma from these two begins to permeate the air, you feel like risking
their falling into the fire, start boiling the corn and milk. Before
the onions are too thoroughly cooked stir them into the bacon, at which
time the battle for the supremacy of the appetizing odors is occupying
most of your attention.

Now throw the bacon and onions into the corn pot and wait as long as
you are able so that the ingredients become thoroughly familiar with
one another.

Write me as soon as you get home if you don’t remember that day until
you are an old man.

To make this sound extremely professional I suppose I should add,
“Season to taste,” but do not mind if a few ashes get mixed in by
mistake.

_Captain Robert A. Bartlett, U.S.A._

COD FISH

Here is my favorite dish. Viz.:—Fresh Labrador Codfish caught during
the Caplin school. The fish is at this time in splendid condition.

Here is the recipe:

Place a small bake pot upon a wood fire; then take a few strips of fat
pork, cut up into small pieces and put into the bake pot. When the pork
fat has melted you cut the fish into several small pieces and place in
the pot. In about twenty minutes the fish is cooked. The fish must be
eaten from the pot with a wooden spoon.

_George F. Worts_

SWEET POTATO PONE

There are two sure ways of identifying a true southerner. One of them
is to play “Dixie.” Unlike your northerner, or counterfeit southerner
who springs to his feet and looks exalted and proud when the band
strikes up that swinging anthem, your true, or southern southerner
rarely springs. Generally he just sets and waggles one boot, and looks
happy or sentimental, according to his nature. That is one way of
detecting your true southerner. The second and surer way is to announce
in a tremulous voice: “Gemmen, dat potato pone am done set.”

The sweet potato pone is strictly a southern dish. It is served south
of the Mason and Dixon line hot and smoking. You don’t need much
experience as a cook, although the old rule which also places “perfect”
after “practice” of course holds good. Your ninth potato pone will be
better than your third. Here is the how:

Grind up raw sweet potatoes in a meat chopper until you have one quart.
Mix the grindings thoroughly in a bowl with molasses—enough molasses so
the mass is soft and sticky, or spongy.

Mix in a heaping tablespoonful of lard.

Add a teaspoonful of allspice.

Put the mixture in a cake tin and place in a slow oven. Stir constantly
until a rich brown hue is attained, then smooth over with a knife or
spoon and allow to bake slowly until a mellow brown crust is formed.

Remove from oven, allow to cool slightly, cut in slices and serve.
General Robert E. Lee would walk ten miles for a slice of it.

XII

_Gelett Burgess_

PANDOWDY

In a quart pudding dish arrange alternate layers of sliced apples and
bits of bread; place on each layer dots of butter, a little sugar, and
a pinch each of ground cinnamon, cloves and allspice.

When the dish is filled, pour over it half a cupful each of molasses
and water, mixed well; cover the top with bread crumbs.

Place the dish in a pan containing hot water, and bake for
three-quarters of an hour, or until the apples are soft.

Serve hot, with cream or any light pudding sauce.

Raisins or chopped almonds are sometimes added.

XIII

_William Allen White_

VEGETABLE SALAD

My idea of good food is a vegetable salad. Any kind of a vegetable
salad is good; some are better than others. Here is a recipe for a
French dressing on a lettuce salad which you should try on your meat
grinder, or your potato masher, or your rolling pin or whatever kitchen
utensil you can play.

Get a crisp head of lettuce, discard the outer green leaves, using
the inner yellow and white. Wash it thoroughly, and after pulling it
apart dry each leaf with a tea towel. Put it in a big bowl—a big mixing
bowl, six inches deep anyway. Then set that to one side, and get about
as much onion as the end of your first finger would make, if it was
chopped off at the second joint. Mince that. Put it in the bottom of a
bowl. Take a large tablespoon; put in salt and paprika to taste, and
don’t be afraid of making it salty, then add oil and vinegar, about
three or four to one, mixing them in the spoon until it slops over
into the onion, and then stir the salt and paprika and oil and vinegar
down into the bowl of minced onion, taking a salad fork and jabbing it
around in the mixture until the onion has been fairly well crushed and
the onion flavor permeates the mixed oil and vinegar, and the salt and
paprika have become for the moment a part of the mass. Don’t let it
stand a second, but pour it quickly into the bowl of dry lettuce, and
then stir like the devil. Keep on stirring; stir some more, and serve
as quickly as possible.

Cheese may be mashed into the onion before putting on the oil and
vinegar and paprika and salt. If one wants to add tomatoes, wait until
the last three jabs of the stirring fork into the lettuce, and then
quarter the tomatoes and turn them in just before you turn the lettuce
over the last two or three times. This is done so that the watery juice
of the tomatoes won’t get smeared over the oil on the lettuce leaves.
If you stir the tomatoes in early, you get a runny, watery, gooey mess.
Cucumbers may be added, and they should be stirred in rather earlier
than the tomatoes in the business of mixing the lettuce leaves and the
dressing. Green peppers may be added if they are cut into strings, but
too much outside fixings spoils the salad for me. The tomatoes are
about as far as one can go wisely.

XIV

_Irvin S. Cobb_

HOG JOWL AND TURNIP GREENS

_Paducah Style_

For a person who has written so copiously about food and the pleasures
of eating it, I probably know less of the art of preparing it than any
living creature. I cannot give my favorite recipe because I have none;
but I am glad to give the names of my two favorite dishes, to wit, as
follows:

1st—Hog jowl and turnip greens—Paducah style
2nd—Another helping of the same.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Hog Jowl, Paducah Style, may be prepared like
this:

Get the jowl. Some prefer it cooked and served with the
bone; others remove the bone before serving. Boil it in well
salted water for thirty minutes, then add the turnip greens
and boil at least thirty minutes longer. Serve with plenty
of butter for dressing; a dash of vinegar and a semi-colon
of mustard are used by some folks who are hard to please.

Beet greens could be used but they are not considered au
fait, and to use spinach is an absolute faux pas.

_Richard Walton Tully_

HAWAIIAN CROQUETTES Á LA “THE BIRD OF PARADISE”

It was about fifteen years ago that I first visited the Hawaiian
Islands in search of material for my play, “The Bird of Paradise,” and
during the course of my sojourn I made many friends among the natives,
often living weeks at a time with them in out-of-the-way villages.
Although their food was radically different from ours in many of its
contents and modes of making, it was always palatable, and often
strikingly delicious. However, most of the native dishes contained
ingredients which we cannot obtain here, but I did learn how to make
what some of my friends have nick-named Hawaiian Croquettes à la “Bird
of Paradise,” the materials for which are easily procured. And it is a
dish so wonderfully appetizing that I constantly prepare it for guests
of epicurean tastes.

First grate the meat of half a cocoanut, and add to it a cup of
(cow’s) milk, mixing thoroughly, and straining through cloth. Melt
two tablespoonsful of butter over a low flame, rubbing into it with
the back of a spoon five tablespoonsful of flour, stirring until very
smooth. Then add slowly the strained cocoanut and milk liquid, stirring
constantly until very thick. Season meanwhile with one and a half
teaspoonsful of salt; one of paprika, and one of grated onion. Finally
add two cups of cold, boiled, shredded mullet, or any other firm white
fish, and two cups of cold, boiled, chopped lobster, and after stirring
allow to cool.

Shape into croquettes, or balls, allowing a rounded tablespoonful to
each ball; roll in fine cracker crumbs; dip into an egg which has been
slightly beaten and to which one-quarter of a cup of water has been
added; again roll in cracker crumbs.

Have a deep pan of fat, hot enough to fry a piece of bread a golden
brown while you count forty, and cook the croquettes therein for about
a minute; then drain on paper, and serve with olives.

XVI

_William Johnston_

OYSTERS PECHEUR

One keg of freshly dredged oysters put on the deck of the schooner not
later than eight p. m.

One hundred pounds of ice put on top of the oysters.

Shell and eat at 5 a. m. on the way to the fishing grounds with salt to
taste, and occasional draughts of hot coffee.

XVII

_Dr. Charles M. Sheldon_

LIKES BREAD AND MILK

A recipe of my favorite dish is very simple—bread and milk with
American cheese broken into it. I eat this dish once a day every day
and find it wholesome and nourishing. It does not require any skillful
putting together, simply a good appetite and a taste for that sort of
provender. If there is an apple pie anywhere around to top it off with,
I do not despise that.

I find as a rule that the simpler and more elementary the food, the
better so far as the body is concerned. And take it the year around a
bowl of milk with fresh bread and rich American cheese, finishing up
with “good apple pie like mother used to make,” is all the midday meal
I need. I can work on that all the afternoon and feel better than if I
had had a seven course dinner.

XVIII

_James Montgomery Flagg_

“JAMES MONTGOMERY SUDS”

This is a dessert. When a Swedish cook is put on her mettle to suggest
a dessert—something different—she stands a while in uffish thought,
then breaks out into a smile of satisfaction and says “Snow Pudding”!
It’s Swede law. The Swedes _must_ suggest Snow Pudding when asked for
an original thought in the dessert line.

So this dessert of mine was a protest.

There is one very difficult ingredient—wine jelly! The jelly is easy
enough, but where in Jell do you get the wine?

If you don’t have wine jelly—it’s all off—no use beginning. If you
can get the wine then you put some cut-up oranges in wine jelly with
an inch layer of beaten whites of eggs on top and lightly brown this.
A loose custard is poured on each helping. It sounds rather punk and
ladieshomejournalish but is a perfectly good dessert.

XIX

_Roy L. McCardell_

“EGGS MUSHROOMETTE”

This is the queen of breakfast dishes and should be served, of
course, with broiled ham, the king of breakfast dishes, hot
buttered toast, and several cups of fresh-made, fragrant and
just-strong-enough-to-bring-out-full-flavor, percolated coffee!

_Recipe_

Peel and slice a half pound of fresh mushrooms and cook in butter in
old-fashioned frying pan till nearly done. The pan is now good and hot.
Moderate the heat and put in three fresh eggs and fry them very slowly,
constantly basting top of eggs with the hot butter the mushrooms
have been cooking in. Cook well, slowly and thoroughly till all the
mushrooms that attach are nestling in the white of the eggs like plums
in a pudding. Serve, when thoroughly cooked, with the broiled ham,
fresh coffee, and hot buttered toast.

This dish, as here described, is for one person only—as it is too good
to be shared with anybody else.

P. S.—Eggs should never be fried so quickly that the whites are cooked
to isinglass. Cook them slowly, surely, thoroughly and baste with hot
mushroom butter as directed, and you will have Eggs Mushroomette and
have eaten a poem!

_Judge Ben B. Lindsey_

BRAN MUFFINS

Judge Lindsey’s favorite recipe is one for Bran Muffins, as follows:

1 pint milk
1 egg
½ pound wheat flour
¾ pound bran flour
2 tablespoonsful molasses
2 ounces pecan meats (½s or ¼s)
2 ounces sugar
2 ounces butter
¼ ounce salt
2 ounces Sultana raisins
1 ounce baking powder

Sufficient for 18 muffins.

Bake 30 minutes in well-heated oven.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—The addition of Pecan meats with the raisins
produces a muffin that—well, the line might better have
ended thus: _produces a muffin_!

XXI

_Otis Skinner_

ARTICHOKES, MISTER ANTONIO

Force a small opening in the head of the artichoke by giving it a blow
upon the table. Then, into the center pour a dessertspoonful of olive
oil in which a little salt and pepper have been mixed. To this add a
quarter of a clove of garlic.

Place the artichokes in such position that they may not be overturned.
Surround them with cold water, and allow them to boil, covered and
undisturbed, for half an hour.

This is an Italian method, and by following it one may understand why
an artichoke need not taste as flat as boiled hay.

XXII

_Dan Beard_

A BURGOO

Clean and dress the meat of a soft-shelled turtle, a painted turtle, a
poker-dot turtle, or almost any other kind of turtle. Clean and dress a
rabbit, a ruffled grouse, moose meat, elk meat, deer meat, sheep meat,
in fact any sort of game. Cut your meat into pieces about the size of
inch cubes. Save the bones, especially the marrow bones, to put in with
the meat. Add some salt pork cut into cubes, if you have it.

If you have been thoughtful enough to supply your outfit with some
ill-smelling, but palatable dry vegetables, they will add flavor to
your burgoo, put all the material in a kettle, and fill the kettle half
full of water. If you have beans and potatoes do not put them in with
the meat because they will go to the bottom and scorch. While the stuff
you have already put in the kettle is boiling, or simmering, peel your
onions and quarter them, scrape your carrots and slice them, peel your
potatoes, cut them up into pieces—about inch cubes. After your caldron
has commenced to boil dump in the fresh vegetables, they will cool off
the water and kill the boil. Do not let it come to a boil again, but
put it over a slow fire and allow it to simmer. There should always
be enough water to cover the vegetables. A can of tomatoes will add
greatly to the flavor. Use no sweet vegetables like beets or sweet
potatoes. Put the salt and pepper in just before you take it off the
fire. When the burgoo is done, strain it into tin cups. The liquid
out of an olive bottle adds greatly to the flavor if you pour it in
while the stew is cooking. If you have such luxuries in camp as olives
and lemons, a slice of lemon with an olive in each cup over which the
liquid is poured makes a dish too good for any old king that ever lived.

The excellence of a burgoo depends upon two things, the materials
you have of which to make it and the care you take in cooking it. No
two burgoos are alike, and every one I ever tasted was mighty good.
Civilized material such as can be purchased at the butcher shop and
the vegetable store makes a good soup, but the “goo” isn’t there.
Consequently you cannot call it a burgoo.

XXIII

_De Wolf Hopper_

RASPBERRY SHORTCAKE

RASPBERRY SHORTCAKE, with the assistance of a rich and kindly disposed
cow, meaning lacteal fluid on same—that is my chief debauch!

_Recipe_ (_for two people_)

Sift a level teaspoonful of baking powder and a scant half teaspoonful
of salt through a cupful of flour. See that the mixture is thorough.
Take lard or butter (butter is best) and work it well into the flour
until it crumbles under the fingers. Use plenty of finger work. Now
add a very small quantity of milk and work into a dough that is easily
rolled and flattened on a floured board. Roll out and cut in round
cakes to fit cake tins. Have cakes about a half inch thick. Bake in
a moderate oven until light golden in color. In serving have lots of
berries—half of them—crushed. Split the shortcakes and butter them, if
desired. Above all use thick, rich cream in generous doses. The dish is
really best when the cakes are just from the oven—instead of cold.

The same goes for strawberry shortcake and makes the only _real genuine
old-fashioned shortcake_.

XXIV

_Chick Evans_

TOMATO SOUP

I have a fondness for tomato soup and steak without grizzles. Since
almost any one can broil a steak I’ll pass that up and tell you how to
play cream of tomato right around the kitchen course in par.

You can take ripe tomatoes, cut them up, stew them and put them through
a strainer. You can add a bit of soup stock and seasoning and all that,
but the easy way is to take some of Mr. Campbell’s tomato soup and add
milk instead of water—only use more soup, per person, than the can
label calls for.

Don’t boil it—but when the soup is good and hot give it a bit of
informal seasoning and then stir in _a lot_ of stiff whipped cream.
Keep back enough of the whipped cream to put a big spoonful of it in
the center of each plate.

Use the can opener at the first tee and with luck you’ll be on the
dinner table in an easy three. Play out of the soup plate with a good
sized spoon for a par four—and there you are!

You’ll be able to whip the cream without detailed directions. The
important thing is choosing the right egg beater or cream whipper or
whatever you use. The next important thing in whipping cream is stance.
You’ll gradually acquire that, after you’ve spattered the front of
your vest a time or two, and hooked a few long ones to the wall paper.
I believe that there are some safety devices for whipping cream, but
they take all the sport and excitement out of the thing.

XXV

_Joshua A. Hatfield_

EGGPLANT SAUTÉ À L’ALEXANDER

_For About 12 People_

Take two large eggplants, have them peeled and cut into large flakes
of about 1¼ inches in size, season with pepper and salt, pass through
flour and fry in hot fat pan to brown color; chop finely and sauté to
yellow color, six French shallots and two beans of garlic, and add to
the eggplant. Keep stirring on moderate fire for about three minutes,
serve in vegetable dish and spray with chopped parsley.

POTATO STICKS ALEXANDER

Take six nice boiled potatoes, let them drain and pass through sieve,
put in stewing pan on the fire, add four yolks of eggs, one spoonful of
fresh butter, one spoonful of puff paste; one green pepper, one sweet
pepper, two slices of boiled ham and parsley all finely chopped, and
pepper and salt to taste.

Mix while on the fire for about five minutes, then let it cool down.

Of this dough roll sticks of ½ inch in diameter by 1½ inches long,
pass through flour, beaten egg, and white bread crumbs, fry in fat pan
and serve on napkin with fried parsley.

COLD SAUCE ALEXANDER

(_Served at India House with Cold Salmon_)

_For 12 People_

Incorporate into good mayonnaise, chopped chives, parsley, chervil,
two tablespoonsful of French mustard and dash of Worcestershire sauce,
paprika, pepper and salt; stir well.

SUPRÊME OF CHICKEN À L’ALEXANDER

Take the breast of a four-pound roasting chicken (stuff very lightly
with a filling made of chicken, cream and fresh mushrooms mixed with
white of egg) and have it poached in butter and chicken broth. After
being done remove the suprême and have the sauce reduced to one-quarter
of its volume, then incorporate first one tablespoonful of sweet
butter and add six finely chopped French shallots, one-half glass of
white wine, two spoonsful of brown sauce (demi-glacé), season well
with pepper and salt, let it cook for about three minutes, and strain
through fine sieve.

Dish suprême on a fried canape cut to shape and sauce it.

_Garniture_

Fried eggplant cut in Julienne shape
Green peppers sauté in butter
Fresh tomatoes sauté

Arrange the vegetables around the suprême on platter by keeping them
each separately and serve sauce apart.

FONDU AU FROMAGE À L’ALEXANDER

Melt two tablespoonsful of butter and work with three spoonsful of
flour into light brown color; add one pint of milk, let it boil for
five minutes, constantly stirring; incorporate ½ pound of grated Swiss
cheese or domestic Roquefort, a little salt and paprika, and bind with
six yolks of eggs; let cool down.

This preparation cut and roll into sticks of ¾ inches diameter by 1½
inches long, pass through flour, beaten egg and bread crumbs, and fry
crisp in hot fat pan.

Serve in napkin with fried parsley.

POACHED EGGS EN CROUSTADE À L’ALEXANDER

Work into a dough ½ pound of flour, one tablespoonful of butter, two
whole eggs and a little salt; cut this pie-crust dough into tartlette
forms, say 3 inches in diameter, place in molds and bake in moderate
oven.

Melt two tablespoonsful of fresh butter, add 12 finely chopped
shallots, ¼ pound of finely chopped fresh mushrooms, pepper, salt, and
let it simmer, by constantly stirring, until it is thoroughly cooked,
and finish with chopped parsley; mix well into this two tablespoonsful
of demi-glacé. Cover the bottom of tartlettes with a layer of this
preparation, place a freshly poached egg on top, cover with thick cream
sauce, spray with grated Parmesan cheese, a dash of melted butter, and
bake in moderate oven for about five minutes.

Dish up on napkin with crisp fried parsley.

ROMAINE SALAD À L’ALEXANDER

Decorate half a head of Romaine with sliced grapefruit, sliced orange
and white grapes split and seeded, or large black cherries.

Prepare dressing as follows: Incorporate into French dressing finely
chopped chives, French mustard and teaspoonful of red currant jelly;
mix well and use as dressing for above salad.

ROGNONS DE VEAU À L’ALEXANDER

Take six fresh veal kidneys, remove skin and fat, and cut to very small
cubes, adding ½ pound of very fine chopped fresh mushrooms, and put
aside.

Melt two tablespoonsful of butter with twelve finely chopped shallots
and brown to a nice golden color. Add the kidneys and mushrooms and
let it simmer for about eight minutes, taking good care not to let it
cook too much, preventing the kidneys from getting hard; incorporate
into this appareil one pint of demi-glacé, one cup of bread crumbs (for
thickening) chopped parsley, pepper and salt, and let it cool down.

Cut round canapes of bread 3 inches in diameter, and ½ inch thick, and
fry in butter to crusts, and drain; then cover the crusts with this
preparation to a half ball shape, pass through beaten egg, spray with a
mixture of bread crumbs and grated parmesan cheese and dash of melted
butter on top and bake in moderate oven for about ten minutes.

Dish up on napkin with fried parsley, and serve with demi-glacé sauce
separate.

STRAWBERRY TARTLETS ALEXANDER

Work into a dough ½ pound of flour, ¼ pound sugar, 1 tablespoonful of
butter, 2 whole eggs, and a little salt.

Cut the dough to oval or round tartlet forms, have them baked in
moderate oven, and after they are cooled down fill out the bottom of
the tartlets with custard (Crème Patissière). Cover the cream entirely
with a layer of selected fresh whole strawberries, and apply, with a
decorating brush, lightly diluted red currant jelly; spray the top with
finely chopped pistachio nuts.

BAKED OYSTERS ALEXANDER

Open six large oysters, keep in deep half shell, place in roasting pan
and cover with Sauce Alexander as follows:

{ two tablespoonsful of Chili sauce
{ one tablespoonful of horseradish sauce
Mix: { one tablespoonful of French mustard
{ one dash of Worcestershire Sauce
{ finely chopped chives, salt and pepper

Take good care the oysters are entirely covered by the sauce, then
spray with bread crumbs, and have them baked for about eight minutes.

ÉMINCE OF CHICKEN À L’ALEXANDER

Select a choice five-pound fowl, have it boiled, cut into flakes and
put aside.

Brown in saucepan ¼ pound of butter and two tablespoonsful of flour to
a nice yellow color, add to this one quart of chicken broth and let it
boil for a few minutes, keeping on stirring it; beat into this sauce
six yolks of eggs and the juice of two lemons, working it all the time,
but taking good care not to let it boil any more; pass it through a
fine sieve and keep it hot in Bain-Marie.

Cut into flakes and sauté in butter ½ pound of fresh mushrooms, then
take ¼ pound flaked boiled Virginia ham, one bunch of finely chopped
Tarragon and mix this with the chicken flakes in the thoroughly heated
sauce; season with salt, pepper and paprika to taste and serve in
chafing dish; place on freshly made toast or hot buckwheat cakes.

XXVI

_Stewart Edward White_

MULLIGAN

This is a camp dish to be cooked over an open fire. I guarantee nothing
on a stove. I know nothing of stoves, and have a dark suspicion of
them. To make it: Place in a kettle half full of cold water either (a)
fish cut in chunks, (b) a couple of dozen clams, or (c) a half dozen
chunks of venison about the size of a tennis ball, depending on whether
you want a Fish Mulligan, a Clam Mulligan, or a Game Mulligan. Also
depending on what you have. Also a half dozen peeled potatoes and three
large onions. Salt and pepper, bring slowly to a boil. Add a handful
of cubes of salt pork or bacon. Simmer slowly until the potatoes
disintegrate. If you have the remains of a can of corn or a little
residue of cold rice or anything of like nature, drop them in. Next put
in all the stale bread or hard tack the traffic will bear. Dissolve a
tablespoonful of flour in a little warm water, and stir that in for
thickening. Cook slowly until you can’t stand it any longer, and fly to
it.

XXVII

_Oliver Herford_

FRIED ELDERBERRY BLOSSOMS

This sounds like a joke but it is a perfectly serious dish—I made its
acquaintance at the table of a little inn in South Baden, on the shores
of Lake Constance.

First you must wait until the elderberry bushes are in full bloom. Then
you gather a good sized bunch of them—and cut off each blossom just
below the point where the little stems join the main stalk.

These you dip into a light egg batter such as is used to make apple
fritters (lighter, perhaps), taking care to cover both the flower and
as much of the little stalks as possible. They should be served like
fritters as soon as made.

XXVIII

_Reed Smoot_

PEACH COBBLER

One of my favorite dishes is peach cobbler. I am told that it
originated in the south, but its fame has spread far beyond the limits
of the Mason and Dixon line. It is made in this way:

Line a baking dish or pan, about three and one-half inches deep, with
a rich pastry. _There must be no break in the pastry._ Then fill the
dish to the brim with peaches—ripe, luscious ones, that have been pared
and broken—not cut—in half. Sugar generously, and leave in about six or
eight of the peach pits—they give a certain flavor that only peach pits
may impart.

Cover the peaches with an _unbroken_ upper crust of pastry; seal it
tightly along the sides, so that none of the juices or aromas may
escape. Bake in a slow oven until nearly brown—then sprinkle the top
with powdered sugar, that will give a certain professional luster to
the dish. After that finish the browning process.

A cobbler containing a quart of peaches should bake for about one hour.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Senator Smoot is not alone in his partiality
toward peach cobbler. Back in the days before Volstead,
famous cobblers were produced just as above with the
addition of brandy, say a cup to a quart of peaches—but
that, of course, was a long time ago.

XXIX

_Ray Long_

SHAD ROE

Dip the roe well in melted butter or bacon fat, place under hot
broiler flame, cooking for five minutes on each side. Then place in a
greased baking dish, season with salt, tabasco, Worcestershire sauce
and paprika. Dot over with a little more butter, or bacon fat, add a
small quantity of hot water, cover closely and bake in an oven until
tender—about fifteen minutes. This may be garnished with crisp bacon
which should be cooked separately.

_Dessert_

Slice fresh pineapple, cover with sugar, and put on ice for several
hours. Serve with lemon water ice.

XXX

_Kenneth C. Beaton_

(“K. C. B.”)

LOBSTER

Get a couple of lobsters.
Split and cleaned.
And put in a pan.
And dot each piece.
With bits of butter.
And put the pan.
In a very hot oven.
And broil ten minutes.
And after that.
Lift meat from shell.
Onto heated plates.
And serve with sauce.
Made in a bowl.
With a bit of mustard.
Stirred in water.
And a pinch of salt.
And of paprika.
Just a dash.
And a scant teaspoon.
Of Walnut catsup.
And a tablespoon.
Of Worcestershire sauce.
And mix them all.
With half a cup.
Of melted butter.
That’s just been heated.
And not boiled.
And serve it all.
With a mess of potatoes.
Baked or boiled.
And boy, oh, boy!
There is a dish.
Fit for the gods!
I thank you.

XXXI

_John Harvey Kellogg, M. D._

MACARONI WITH CHEESE

1½ cups macaroni
1 cup Cottage Cheese
2 hard boiled eggs
2 tb. butter
2 cups milk or sufficient to cover the macaroni

Boil the macaroni in salt water until tender. Place a layer of macaroni
in the bottom of a baking dish, a layer of cheese (½ C.), sliced hard
boiled eggs, layer of macaroni and the cheese—bits of butter are placed
between the layers and on the top, sprinkle cracker, bread or PEP
crumbs over the top, moisten with cream or bits of butter; sufficient
milk is poured over to just cover the macaroni and bake in rather a
slow oven for about forty-five minutes.

SAVORY POTATOES

1 pint sliced potatoes
½ small onion
1 tb. butter
1 cup water
1½ teaspoon salt

Place the thin sliced potatoes in the bottom of a baking dish, slice
the onion over this and add the remainder of the potatoes; pour hot
water over all with butter and salt. Bake in a slow oven two hours.

XXXII

_Clare Briggs_

WAFFLES

There is a simple but effective recipe for one of the kitchen’s most
wonderful products.

1¾ cups flour
3 teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
Yolks of 2 eggs
Whites of 2 eggs
1 tablespoon melted butter

Mix and sift dry ingredients; gradually add milk, then yolks of eggs,
well beaten. Next the melted butter and last the whites of eggs, beaten
stiff. Cook on a very hot and well-greased waffle iron and serve with
maple syrup.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—President Harding favors creamed chipped beef
as a dressing for waffles while Mr. Briggs is a staunch
supporter of the sweet-tooth school.

For those who like the sweet stuff this variation of plain
maple syrup is worth trying:

Put one half pound of strained honey in a double boiler, or
a small pan placed in water. _Heat very slowly_, adding a
half pint of pure maple syrup with which has been previously
mixed two teaspoons of powdered cinnamon and a dash of
caraway. Heat and stir until thoroughly mixed—but do not
boil. Serve warm.

XXXIII

_Edward W. Bok_

ASPARAGUS

The food I like?

The dishes I really crave?

The things off which I would dine every day of my life?

I never see them. I never have them.

Why?

Because Mrs. Bok says there is not a digestible dish amongst them.

But I often think of them,—wistfully, oh, so wistfully!

Here they are:

Soft-shell crabs, done in hot olive oil; or hard-shell crabs; deviled.
Lobster with mayonnaise.
Filet Mignon; panned in brown butter.
Veal loaf.
Roast pork tenderloin.
Fried eels.
Sausages; never had enough; ditto scrapple!
Currants with a hot roll lightly wound through them.
Hot fresh doughnuts.
French pancakes of a thinness like unto gauze.
Strong black coffee.
Chocolate meringue glacé.

But as I never had the good fortune to know the above foods at first
hand, I cannot well give you the recipes for them.

Perhaps you might like to know my favorite way of serving asparagus
in my home, Dutch fashion, as I remember it in my native land of The
Netherlands.

The asparagus bunches are placed in a double boiler upright, the tips
being above the water, and thus cooked by steam. Passed at table,
with the asparagus, is hard-boiled egg, put through a ricer, a small
quantity of finely ground nutmeg and a dish of hot, melted butter. It
always has to be explained to guests, but once the introduction is over
the convert is made!

XXXIV

_Charles Hanson Towne_

CORN PUDDING

There is no dish I like better than a Corn Pudding made just like this:

2 cups of grated corn
½ cup of milk
½ cup of cream
1 tablespoonful of flour
½ tablespoonful of salt
1 teaspoonful of sugar
1 tablespoonful of butter
A pinch of baking powder

Cook for a half hour and serve immediately. It is brown on the top, and
in a deep dish it is the most succulent course a man could wish for.
I want others to share it with me. I wish I could give a party every
night with this as the _pièce-de-résistance_!

EDITOR’S NOTE:—In speaking of the origin of this dish Mr.
Towne says that it was “first made by my wonderful colored
housekeeper, Hattie Jefferson.”

XXXV

_Jerome D. Kern_

TERRAPIN

My favorite dish is Stewed Terrapin and my recipe follows:

Cut the boiled calves’ liver into moderate sized pieces and put into
stew pan with sufficient fresh butter to stew it well.

In another pan make a sauce of pre-Prohibition Sherry or Madeira,
flavored with the beaten yolk of one egg, powdered nutmeg and mace, a
pinch of Cayenne pepper, salt to taste, enlivened with large lump of
butter.

If pre-Prohibition Sherry is not available, names and addresses of
seventy-one bootleggers can be supplied.

Stir sauce well, and just before it comes to a boil, take it off the
fire.

Use three or four hard-boiled hens’ eggs to pinch hit for turtle’s eggs
and send to the table piping hot in chafing dish.

IMPORTANT: Serve the sauce separately. The terrapin is frequently
ignored by those who prefer the flavor of the sherry. I am one of them.

XXXVI

_Daniel Willard_

COTTAGE PUDDING

One tablespoon butter
One cup sugar
Two eggs
Half cup milk
One large teaspoon baking powder
One and a half cups flour

Bake in a square tin and serve with strawberry sauce.

STRAWBERRY SAUCE

One large tablespoon of butter beaten to a cream. Add gradually one and
a half cups powdered sugar and the beaten white of one egg. Beat till
very light and just before serving add one pint of strawberries which
have been cut in small pieces.

XXXVII

_Houdini_

SCALLOPED MUSHROOMS AND DEVILED EGGS

_The Mushroom Dish_

Choose for this purpose fine firm ones. Pick, wash, wipe and peel—then
lay them in a deep pudding dish well buttered. Season them with pepper
and salt, and add a little onion. Sprinkle each layer with rolled bread
crumbs, dot with small pieces of butter and proceed in this way until
dish is full, having the top layer of bread crumbs. Bake in a moderate
oven.

_The Eggs_

Boil the eggs hard. Remove shells and cut eggs in half, slicing a bit
off the ends to make them stand upright. Extract yolks and rub them to
a smooth paste with melted butter, cayenne pepper, a touch of mustard
and a dash of vinegar. Fill the hollowed whites with this and send
to table upon a bed of chopped lettuce or water cress, seasoned with
pepper, salt, vinegar and a little sugar.

XXXVIII

_Charles P. Steinmetz_

MEAT LOAF

I have been consulted about very many things, but this is the first
time I have been consulted on gastronomical matters. But I give
herewith, from my camping experience, the following favorite dish of
mine:

Beef, veal, and pork (sirloin steak and chops), ½ pound each. Cut
off the bones and the fat from the beef and veal, leaving the fat
on the pork. Then pass all three through the meat grinder, chopping
fairly fine. Add two complete raw eggs and some finely sliced bacon
(Beechnut bacon, cut in pieces about 1 inch square) and mix everything
together thoroughly, adding the proper amount of salt and pepper and if
available some celery salt. Form into the shape of a round loaf.

In a cast iron or cast aluminum frying pan (that is a pan of
sufficiently heavy metal to well distribute the heat and guard against
local burning) melt some butter, then put the loaf in the melted
butter and cover the pan. Heat on a very low fire, turning over after
some time, and continue for a long time, until very thoroughly cooked
through. Add butter once or twice when absorbed. Then uncover and
greatly raise the fire, turning over after a little while so as to
brown both sides.

Then take out the loaf and put it on a warm platter or plate. Now pour
a cup of cream or rich milk into the pan, stir until the sediment in
the pan is dissolved, and heat until you get a good brown gravy. Pour
this over the loaf and serve with boiled mealy potatoes. What is left
over can be eaten cold, sliced and served on buttered toast.

XXXIX

_Charlie Chaplin_

STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE

This is how I do it:

Get 2 pounds lean steak
1 beef kidney
1 small onion.

Cut the steak and kidney into two inch pieces. Flour them. Add pepper
and salt to taste. Line a deep pie dish with rich pie crust after
having buttered dish. Put inverted egg cup in center. Fill with meat
and finely chopped onion. Add water almost to top of dish. Roll pastry
half inch thick and cover all. Make several small holes in pastry to
permit steam to escape. Bake three hours in moderate oven. EAT.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Steak and kidney pie is a favorite with many
beside the great film comedian. Interesting variations of
Mr. Chaplin’s recipe are:

_Lamb kidney instead of the beef kidney._

_Top crust only._

_Fry the meat chunks before putting them into the pie._

_Dr. Frank Crane_

ROUND STEAK

Somebody named Johnson, a name with most excellent vibrations, writes
me and says that in spite of rumors he has heard, to the effect that I
have a hired hand or two to write my stuff, he believes that I honestly
wrote all by myself an article which appeared some time ago over my
name, in which I stated I could cook round steak so that it would taste
as good as fried chicken and be as tender.

“If you are not bluffing,” he says, “you could do a world of good
to many housekeepers and stag clubs if you would print your recipe.
The writer has worn the outer coat of enamel off his teeth in a vain
attempt to make himself believe that round steak is as tender as
chicken. Give us a hand, pal.”

Hence, being called, I lay my cards down, face up, on the table, to
wit, namely and as follows:

Have the butcher cut you a round steak thin. A little thicker than a
lead pencil. He will insist on cutting it thicker, saying it will be
juicier and so on. Draw your revolver and compel him to obey you. Don’t
have the steak too thick.

After cutting the steak from the piece, have him separate it into
portions, each about the size of your hand. Don’t try to cook the steak
all in one piece. It must be in small sections, just as fried chicken
is best when each joint is cooked separately.

Have the butcher then take his sharp knife (which is much better for
the purpose than any knife you have at home, because he knows the art
of sharpening and you don’t), and criss-cross each piece, on both
sides, don’t forget. So that each piece will be in tatters, almost
ready to fall apart.

Put in the frying pan plenty of good sweet lard. Don’t use butter. It
will burn. Don’t fry in deep fat, as with doughnuts, but plenty of fat,
as with fried chicken.

Rub each portion of the raw steak in flour. Rub it in good. Drop into
the hot skillet. Cover it with lid. Keep covered. This cooks it through
and makes it tender.

Fry till a golden brown, turning once in a while. You notice the
process is exactly as with fried chicken, Southern style.

After you lift out the meat, put in the flour, let it scorch a bit,
then pour water and milk mixed into the hot grease and meat particles
left in the skillet. Just how much, you will have to find out by
experiment. Let it boil up and boil down, keep stirring, until you have
gravy of the right consistency. Flavor according to taste, with salt
and pepper, before cooking. If the result is not good it is because you
have not followed directions.

Round steak not only is cheap, but it is all good meat, with the
minimum of waste, and properly cooked it TASTES better than any part of
the beef.

XLI

_Robert H. Davis_

CREAM SAUCE Á LA WORCESTERSHIRE

This incomparable concoction is to be united in the bonds of holy
wedlock with a piece of fried ham, the ceremony to be solemnized on a
hot rasher, hooded.

Select a thick slice of mild cured ham, fry it in its own fat in a hot
skillet until both sides show a golden brown. Place in a large cooking
spoon one spoonful of Worcestershire sauce, and one heaping tablespoon
of rich cream. Set the cooking spoon in frying pan beside ham until
Worcestershire and cream become warm, adding a few drops of ham fat
while the sauce is heating. Complete the perfect union on the rasher by
pouring the sauce over the ham.

Put a Mendelssohn Wedding March disc on your phonograph and conclude
the honeymoon at the table.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—This sauce was created by Mr. Davis at a
breakfast given at the Wyandanch Club, Long Island, by Mr.
Charles R. Flint to Admiral Guy Gaunt of the British Navy
and Irvin S. Cobb of the United States of America in 1915.

XLII

_John A. Dix_

FRIED TROUT

For my favorite dish—unhesitatingly—baked beans and pork, country style.

As to my favorite recipe, that requires many condiments, among others
a mountain trout stream; the inspiration of the odor of the woods; the
vigor of early morning and the pursuit. The requirements, just enough
trout plus a few. From the pack basket take a piece of pork or bacon,
fry well in a skillet over a carefully laid fire. Prepare the fish and
roll well in fine bread crumbs seasoned with salt and pepper. When the
fish are done a golden brown remove from the skillet and partake in the
aboriginal manner, eating from the fingers. Kings could do no more.

XLIII

_Guy Bates Post_

LAMB CURRY Á LA “OMAR, THE TENTMAKER”

1 onion (diced)
1 cup of stock
½ cup of rice water
1 cup of potatoes, which have been previously boiled and diced
2 cups of lamb, cold roast preferred, and cut into the size of dominoes
2 tablespoons of Curry Powder (Cross and Blackwells, or other
imported—_never domestic_)
Zest of one lemon
Salt to taste

Give me the above ingredients, and I will make you the meat dish
which, above all others, is, to my way of thinking, the most savory
and delicious. Eight years ago, when I was first playing “Omar, the
Tentmaker,” I became acquainted with various members of the Persian
Embassy, who were especially interested in the play because of its
Persian locale, and it was while dining in the home of one of these
gentlemen that I first became initiated to lamb curry—that is, lamb
curry as it really should be cooked! Begging the recipe from my host,
it has ever since been the favorite pièce-de-résistance in my home.

First of all you brown the onion in olive oil in a deep pan; then add
the stock, rice-water, salt and curry powder; the latter having been
mixed with a little of the rice-water to insure a smooth sauce. Simmer
slowly till the oil and curry float in dark blobs, add the lamb, and
continue simmering and stirring until just before serving, when the
lemon juice should be dripped in.

Lamb curry should always be served with hot rice, taking on your fork
equal portions of both, increasing the amount of rice in case you find
the curry too hot. Never drink water with curry, as it intensifies the
burning sensation. The amount of curry powder used in the above recipe
can be increased or decreased according to the individual taste. Cold
cooked shrimps, lobster, veal or chicken may be used in place of lamb;
but never beef. Personally I find that lamb produces the finest curry
dish.

XLIV

_Dr. Don Rafael H. Elizalde_

(Minister from Ecuador)

SANCOCHO

Four pounds of loin beef cut into two-inch squares.

Eight good-sized potatoes.

Five or six ears of green corn, broken in lengths of two inches.

Water sufficient to make the amount of soup required.

Boil until the beef is tender, with the potatoes, then add the corn and
cook until done.

_Onions_—

Slice thin three large onions—boil for half an hour, drain and cool.
Then pour olive oil over them.

_Banana Paste_—

One quart of milk in a double boiler; add two heaping tablespoonsful of
banana flour mixed in a little milk to a smooth paste, and cook from
half hour to an hour.

_How to Serve_—

Strain the soup through a colander and serve in a tureen, placing meat,
potatoes, corn, onions and banana paste in separate, individual dishes
from which each person may help themselves.

(In South America the yucca and plantains are used in this dish.)

YAPINGACHO

Make potato cakes by the ordinary recipe, but before shaping them place
a piece of cream cheese the size of a walnut in the center of each;
then fry brown in very little fat.

_Sauce_—

One quart of milk and one half pound of peanuts ground fine; boil until
thick, seasoning with salt, paprika and butter.

Serve the potato cakes with fried eggs and pour the sauce over both.

XLV

_Bide Dudley_

TOMATO SOP

Slice firm, ripe tomatoes; roll in flour and fry in equal parts of
lard and butter until brown on both sides. Remove several slices to a
platter, stir those remaining with flour and small lumps of butter:
then thicken with milk and season to taste.

Sop with bread or toast.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—This is good. But in the interest of the
culinary art it should be stated that the flour, and not the
milk, is the thickening agent.

Try it—you’ll thank the author of “tomato sop.”

XLVI

_William Hale Thompson_

(Mayor of Chicago)

ROAST BEEF

My favorite food is Roast Beef, rare, or a good American sirloin steak,
which, I take it, are so simple to prepare that they need no recipe.

_Suggestions_:

1. Stand your roast on two or three thin slices of bacon—not too fat.

2. On the top of the roast lay three or four thin slices of
lemon—particularly if you like the “outside cut.”

3. If your steak looks a bit fresh rub with lemon juice (both sides)
and allow to stand several hours before broiling or frying. Don’t be
frightened if it turns a bit black—be glad.

4. Pan may be rubbed with garlic.

5. Steaks should be _thick_, particularly if you broil.

XLVII

_Booth Tarkington_

CORN FLAKES

My favorite dish is corn flakes. They should be placed in a saucer or
hollow dish, then lifted in both hands and rolled for a moment, then
dropped back into the dish. After that an indefinite quantity of cream
should be poured upon them. They should be eaten with a spoon. I don’t
know how to prepare anything else for the table. I think the best
Kennebunkport manner of steaming clams is as follows:

A bushel of clams
4 dozen lobsters
4 dozen ears of sweet corn
4 dozen sweet potatoes
4 dozen eggs

A cartload of seaweed, a bonfire burning for six hours on rocks, then
swept away; the lobsters, clams, etc., placed in the seaweed, and the
seaweed on the hot rocks and covered with BBB canvas. Allow to steam
until screams of distress issue from the seaweed; then be careful what
you eat!

XLVIII

_T. A. Dorgan_

CHILI CON CARNE

_Comes through with a natural_

What is my favorite filler for the feed bag? Well, I’ll be on the
square with my answer.... It’s Chili con Carne.

I might have said Terrapin Maryland, or some other Ritzy dish, but
thought I’d better come with a natural.

I’ll play Chili con Carne and tamales as they are served in California
(where I was born) against any dish I’ve ever forked over.

_Recipe_

Cut, say, two pounds of good beef in small pieces the size of the first
finger joint. Add some of the chopped fat, mix and salt.

Put two tablespoonsful of lard in a deep pot and heat. To this add a
chopped onion. When the onion is about half cooked add the meat. Stir
well until the meat has boiled down in its juice. When it starts to
fry add about one and a half pints of hot water, three tablespoonsful
of Gebhardt’s Eagle Chili Powder and a few buttons of chopped garlic.
Simmer and stir well until the meat is tender.

XLIX

_William De Leftwich Dodge_

RAGOUT DE MOUTON

I think my favorite dish is “Ragout de Mouton,” or, I would say, the
one I cook the best.

The way it’s done is this:

Cut up lamb in small pieces and fry it in a frying pan. Slice three or
four carrots and onions and fry them with it. When these are nicely
browned, put into a pot, cover with water, and let boil slowly for an
hour. Then put in a few potatoes and turnips (cut up in small pieces),
and boil until done. Season as you see fit.

_Montague Glass_

BOUILLEBAISSE

Bouillebaisse is my favorite dish. I make it according to the recipe
of Valentine Blanc, our cook in Nice, where we lived some years ago.
Valentine could neither read nor write, nor could a story tell, but her
Bouillebaisse was ever so much better than that they make in Marseilles
(and I venture to say in Thackeray’s old restaurant either).

Melt about a half pound of butter in a sauce pan. I’m aware that in
Marseilles they use oil, but Valentine used butter. Don’t let the
butter burn. Have ready two large chopped onions—i. e.—onions chopped
fine, and two “dents” of garlic also chopped fine.

Cook these in the butter until tender and without burning. Have ready
three perch and one haddock. That is to say: cut off the heads and
tails. Some people use eels instead of haddock. I detest eels. Cut into
a large saucepan the heads and tails of the fish with about a quart of
water and let simmer until well cooked, say about half an hour. Strain
out the heads and tails and give them to the cat.

Add the cooked onions and garlic,—butter and all—to the strained
bouillion from the heads and tails and allow to simmer for half an
hour more, after seasoning to taste with salt and white pepper. Add
about a gill of dry white wine of any variety,—Chablis, Cotes du Rhone
or what not,—the cheaper the wine the better. Now take two smallish
lobsters, alive, and if you have the heart, cut them into segments and
take off the claws and cut _them_ into segments. Cook the massacred
lobster for about a quarter of an hour in the liquid or liquor or
bouillon above described and add a saltspoonful of dried Spanish
saffron, while the whole is cooking together. If you can get mussels,
cook also with the entire mess, a dozen or so,—in their shells if the
shells be well scrubbed in advance. Somewhere in this process add about
a tablespoonful of chopped parsley. Last of all, add the fish cut into
convenient slices rather small, and let cook until done, but not long
enough so that the fish becomes disintegrated. Remember there ought to
be no violent boiling.

Before serving strain off most of the liquor and serve it first as soup
with a slice of toast in the bottom of the plate. If the toast has been
fried in advance in good butter, so much the better, but this is not
necessary. Then eat all the solid part except the shells and sop up all
the remaining gravy with bread, using your fingers to do the job and
not a fork. Don’t leave a bit of it.

There ought to be enough of this stew for four people, but I can
usually manage the whole thing myself with only the slightest
assistance from my wife. Wine ought to be drunk with the meal, a good
Burgundy Beaune or Chambertin. Later one should eat an artichoke cold
vinaigrette, then some fruit and cheese and two small cups of well made
black coffee. After this it is necessary to smoke a Corona Corona not
too mild, and drink a small glass of Cointreau Sec. The bread ought to
be _Pain Riche_ in flutes. The fruit may be fresh apricots, a few green
almonds and perhaps some green gages.

The coffee ought to be drunk and the cigar smoked in the garden which
must be in the vicinity of Mount Boron on the Grande Corniche or it may
be in the Parc Imperial. God ought to be thanked either during or after
the meal, and when it becomes a little too cold in the garden a fire
should be built in the small living room and one should read Somerville
& Ross’ _Recollections of an Irish R. M._, or Neil Lyon’s _Simple
Simon_, or Belloc’s _Path to Rome_, or Richard Ford’s _Gatherings from
Spain_ until bedtime.

Repeat the whole process on the following Friday.

God! How hungry I am.

_John Philip Sousa_

PELOTAS Á LA PORTUGUESE

“_This serves from six to eight people and is my
favorite dish._”

One quart can of tomatoes. Put in kettle on top of stove, simmer or let
boil slowly for one and a half hours. Add pepper, salt, two onions cut
in fine slices, four allspice and four cloves. The cloves and allspice
to be added after it starts to boil. After two and a half hours add:

Two pounds chopped beef; add one onion, chopped fine, two cups bread
crumbs, a little parsley, salt and pepper. Make into meat balls about
the size of a plum. Put into sauce and boil one and one-half hours
slowly. This makes fully three hours’ slow boiling for the sauce.

SPAGHETTI

Use a package or a pound of spaghetti; not macaroni. Have a large
pot of boiling water with about one tablespoonful of salt. Slide the
spaghetti into the water. Do not break it. Boil exactly twenty minutes.
Must be tender, not tough nor doughy.

To sauce, add three bay leaves one hour before taking off the stove.

Serve spaghetti on large platter, pouring tomato sauce over it. Serve
pelotas on smaller platter, allowing a small quantity of sauce to
remain on them.

Serve grated Parmesan cheese on side. Use a piece of cheese to grate,
not bottled cheese.

LII

_Will Hays_

CHICKEN PILAU

_“Get a fat hen—the fatter the better.”_

Because this recipe comes from a Southern cook, there are no accurate
measurements.

Sam would always recommend a “fat hen”—“the fatter the better,” and
“’nough rice and plenty of pepper.”

This I know: The chicken is cut up and boiled in the water until
tender. Should be cooked in a good sized flat bottom kettle. When the
chicken is tender there should be enough of the stock to come up well
around it, but not to cover it. Then put in with the chicken about a
scant pint of well washed rice. This should be stirred ONCE, Sam says,
and allowed to steam slowly an hour. Use plenty of pepper to season and
salt to taste. Each grain of rice should be fat and juicy. Successfully
made it is delicious.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—The Chicken Pilau recommended by Mr. Hays is
delicious. A variation perhaps equally good, may be had by
substituting broken spaghetti, or vermicelli for the rice.

LIII

_Frank Ward O’Malley_

RUM-TUM-TIDDY

“——_has the best Welsh rabbit backed off the stove._”

Take one country home in New Jersey. One dependable apple-jack
bootlegger. One cook who threatens to leave unless she can begin her
nightly visits to her daughter in the village as early as seven-thirty
o’clock.

Take three or four acquaintances who drop in for apple-jack cocktails
just as your cook is about to put the steak on to broil. Then have
your guests linger near the cocktail shaker until you, your wife and
especially your delayed cook are approaching hysteria.

“Why not stay,” you now announce to your guests in desperation, “and
we’ll all make a rum-tum-tiddy?”

You now tell your grateful cook not to bother preparing a meal. You
next take one flivver and hurriedly drive her to her daughter’s in
the village. Then you buy in the village one and one-half pounds of
American cheese, one can of Campbell’s Tomato Soup and a dozen bottles
of beer—real beer, if you can get it, Volstead beer if you can’t.

_NOW_:—

Pry your guests away from the cocktail shaker and shoo them into the
kitchen. Everybody from this on who is not occupied in mincing the
green pepper in a chopping bowl is busy cutting the American cheese
into cubes about an inch square. Everybody else beats two fresh
eggs—whites and yolks together.

Drop a lump of butter into a saucepan to prevent “sticking.” Begin to
melt the pound and one half of diced cheese in the saucepan, stirring
the lumps to prevent burning. When the cheese is fairly well melted,
pour into it the can of tomato soup and the two beaten eggs. Stir into
the mixture about one-third of a bottle of beer. Pour in also the
finely chopped green pepper and continue stirring until smooth.

Have hot dinner plates ready, each plate containing a large slice of
hot, unbuttered toast. Place at least one bottle of beer—two if it’s
real—beside each plate.

Holler “Ready, people!” and pour on each piece of toast enough of the
contents of the saucepan to form a pinkish overflow of rum-tum-tiddy on
the plate.

That’s all—except to shake ’em up a semi-final cocktail and then start
right back to the village in the flivver for another pound and one half
of cheese, another pepper and more beer to make another immediately
when the first rum-tum-tiddy is gone. One calls for two, often three.

Serve preferably in the kitchen. Serve in any room far from the kitchen
if you want leg work exercise. Eat until gorged.

LIV

_Charles Evans Hughes_

CORN BREAD

“_My favorite dish is corn bread and honey._”

And here is a recipe for corn bread:

2 cups of flour
3 cups of cornmeal
4 heaping teaspoonsful of baking powder
2 eggs well beaten
1 teaspoonful salt
1 tablespoonful sugar
1 pint of milk
2 tablespoonsful of melted butter

Mix the meal and flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Beat the eggs
until they are light, then add the eggs and milk to the meal. Beat to a
light smooth consistency and add the melted butter. Bake in a shallow
pan (greased) for about twenty-five minutes.

Eat while hot and use plenty of fresh butter and honey.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—There is a white meal and a yellow. Expert
appraisers of corn bread have said that the white meal is
preferable. Still the golden hue of a pan of hot corn bread
is not to be passed up lightly.

_Walter Prichard Eaton_

MINCE-PIE

“_Made any other way it’s not mince-pie._”

My favorite dish, and the best food in the world, is King Canute
Pudding, but I shall not tell anybody how to make it, because that is
a family secret. I am descended from Canute, and this was the pudding
he ate and which made him feel so good that he went out and bade the
tide to cease rising. The recipe is handed down in each generation of
my tribe. It was my paternal grandmother who had it to pass on. She
lived to be ninety-nine, thanks to her own wonderful cooking and a
cantankerous disposition. Her mince-pie was a thing to write sonnets
about. It was the second best food in the world. For ten years after I
went to New York I lived on the memory of that pie and shuddered at the
horrendous messes masquerading under the same name which were offered
to me.

Then I moved back to New England and achieved a cook who, by the grace
of God and the right bringing up could make a pie like it. For six
years I knew happiness again. Then we lost Kate, the incomparable. My
only hope was my wife and that was a feeble hope, indeed. She was born
not in the pie belt, but in New York. She had never cooked. She was an
Episcopalian. I approached the next Thanksgiving breakfast with gloomy
forebodings.

But lo, a miracle. It was an orthodox mince-pie. It was Katie’s
mince-pie. It was grandmother’s mince-pie—in short, it was mince-pie.
Here is the way to make it. Made any other way it’s not mince-pie.

_The Filling_

Affix the grinder firmly to the edge of the table. What the palette is
to the artist so is the grinder to the creator of mince meat. Then pass
the following ingredients through the grinder, and from thence into a
large kettle and let the latter and its glorious contents simmer on the
stove for the best part of a morning, stirring them frequently so that
no portion shall be neglected and fail to come into close union with
the soothing heat that mellows all into one fragrant whole. Take from
the stove and store in stone crocks or glass jars in the dark, and keep
tightly covered. When about to fashion a pie take out as much of the
meat as you desire, wet it with boiled cider and with fresh cider, too,
if possible, so that it is not stiff, and bake between the crusts whose
ingredients are given below. Eat hot with soft dairy cheese and coffee.

The meat should be thoroughly boiled the day before the mince meat is
made, and the cider should be boiled down at home—not bought—until it
is the consistency of molasses. Boil enough to last all winter and put
in glass jars. Now, alas, that no liquors may be had, it is well to
bottle fresh cider and put it away where it is cool, so that with luck
it may still be fresh when in March you scrape the last jar for the
last pie. Only use care when it is opened, or perchance it will be the
ceiling rather than the pie which will be wet down.

5 cups cooked beef; after grinding
2½ cups suet
7½ cups apples
3 cups cider
½ cup vinegar
1 cup molasses
5 cups sugar
¾ pound citron
2½ pounds raisins
1½ pounds small raisins (not to be put through grinder)
salt to taste
juice and rind of 2 lemons
juice and rind of 2 oranges
1 tablespoon mace and nutmeg (or 2 nutmegs grated)
2 tablespoons each of cinnamon, cloves and allspice
2 tablespoons lemon extract
1 teaspoon almond extract
3 cups liquor in which beef was cooked

If you have wine or brandy put in a cupful after taking from the fire.

_The Crust_

2 cups pastry flour sifted with teaspoon salt.
½ cup (generous) of lard mixed in with fingertips till
the combination is fine and powdery.

Wet with cold water, mixing with knife, and cutting, till
you can take the dough from the bowl without sticking to
it. Divide in half, pat gently on floured marble slab, and
roll out thin. Lift lower crust carefully, place in tin and
trim off edges. Roll out from trimmings a strip half an inch
wide and place on top of lower crust, around edge, first
wetting edge slightly with cold water. Put in filling, place
upper crust on top, first wetting edge of rim slightly with
cold water, press together with tines of fork and trim off
overhanging of upper crust. Prick a large T. M. on the top
crust and bake in hot oven till brown.

(The T. M. stands for “’Tis Mince” to distinguish it from the pies
labeled T. M. for “’Tain’t Mince.”)

LVI

_W. T. Benda_

POLISH SPECIALTIES

In following my Polish recipes you will find a practical use for the
geometry of your school days. If you have forgotten the axioms of
Euclid, take a correspondence course before attempting “Ushka.”

It is simple when you finally master it—and marvelously good. Don’t
forget the line B D. Everything hinges on that.

BARSHCK WITH USHKA

_Barshck. (Or Polish Beet Soup)_

If you are brave, put three large beets, peeled and quartered into a
glass jar and pour on them a quart of water, add a teaspoonful of salt
and a slice of rye bread. Keep this in a warm place for about five
days. There will form a sour red-wine-like juice with a whitish mold
skin on the top. Don’t lose your courage, take this skin off and pour
off the juice.

Then prepare a quart of beef, pork and vegetable stock and while it
is hot add to it all your beet juice and a bottle of cream which you
previously have beaten with a teaspoonful of flour. Heat and stir it
all just to boiling point, but do not let it boil, and serve with or
without “Ushka” which are fully described in the next paragraph.

_Ushka_

Barshck is really not complete without “Ushka,” and as they are a very
simple dish to prepare you should never omit them.

To make “Ushka” prepare first a fine hash of half a pound of boiled
pork and beef with one small onion, a tablespoonful of flour, salt and
pepper.

[Illustration: Fig. 1]

Make white sauce of butter and flour and a little water, mix this with
your hash, let it stew for a while, then add one raw egg and stir it
madly.

Now mix a dough, using half a quart of flour, one egg, two
tablespoonfuls of water, half a teaspoonful of salt, and butter of the
size of a walnut. Knead this vigorously for half an hour, or until it
is quite smooth.

[Illustration: Fig. 2]

[Illustration: Fig. 3]

[Illustration: One-third size of beets]

Roll the dough out into a sheet 1/8 of an inch thick and cut it into
2½ inch squares. Put on each dough square a teaspoonful of your hash;
fold them diagonally along the line BD (Fig. 1) and press the edges
together, thus joining the edge AB unto the edge CB and AD unto CD.
You will thus obtain the right angle triangle ABD (Fig. 2) with the
hash inside. Now curve this triangle along the hypotenuse BD until the
45 degree corner D meets the 45 degree corner B. Let these two corners
overlap a little and press them together until they stick. The shape
resulting from this operation resembles a pig’s ear, as depicted in
Figure 3.

Now put these _pig’s ears_ or _Ushka_ into boiling water; they will
sink, but that should not distress you. Leave them there until they
come to the surface. Put the Ushka on a platter and pour on them brown
butter with crumbs and serve them as a side dish with _barshck_.

BURACHKI

(_Beets à la Polonaise_)

Boil eight little beets, skin them and chop them (not too fine).

Take one level tablespoonful of butter, and one tablespoonful of flour.
Brown it until it is of a golden hue. Stir into this half a cupful of
vinegar, two tablespoonsful of sugar, half a teaspoonful of salt and a
little pepper. Bring it to boiling, then mix this with your beets.

LVII

_Captain Edward A. Salisbury_

SAUCE FOR SPAGHETTI

This sauce for spaghetti is a real Italian mixture—and wonderful. This
is how I learned to make it in Italy:

Place in a cup or bowl a half teacup full of _dried_ mushrooms. Pour
boiling water over them and just let them stand until thoroughly
softened, say—about a half hour.

In the meantime cover the bottom of your frying pan or skillet with
butter or olive oil (I prefer the butter). Chop one big onion and cook
slowly, stirring frequently. In another pan or kettle place two cans of
tomatoes. Stew them for half an hour. Then make three small cakes of
Hamburg steak or chopped beef and put them in to cook, with the onions.
Cook thoroughly. Add at the same time the mushrooms which have been
softened and chopped into fine particles.

When the meat is cooked through mash the cakes up with a fork—mixing
well with onions and mushrooms.

Now add the stewed tomatoes and, in doing this, press them through a
sieve or colander. Stir well.

Place on back of stove and let steep for one hour after adding two
teaspoons of Eagle Chili Powder (if available) or two teaspoons of Lea
& Perrins sauce with five dissolved cubes of beef or chicken bouillon.

To cook the spaghetti, place it, unbroken, in well salted boiling
water. Put it in end first. Boil exactly twenty-three minutes. Drain.
Hold under cold water tap for a second or two and drain again. Keep
warm on stove until served. This cold water treatment is important. It
removes all gumminess and leaves the spaghetti in perfect condition.
Use the imported spaghetti if available.

EGGS À LA SALISBURY

Here is a dish that is easy to make and delicious.

I poach the desired number of eggs until they are just solid. Then I
place them on hot, crisp toast, covering the eggs with beautifully done
bacon.

Over the lot, I pour hot cream until the eggs are floating.

Salt, pepper and paprika to taste.

Try this for breakfast.

FISH À LA COMMODORE

Say you are cooking a six pound bass or some similar fish—do it this
way for a change:

Rub the fish well with salt and pepper. Don’t be afraid to rub. Then
open the flesh in three places and insert in each opening a clove of
garlic.

Next slice six large onions—six small green peppers—and six large
tomatoes. Now take your Dutch oven or baking pan and cover the bottom
with Mazola oil or olive oil—add a tablespoon of butter.

When this is _hot_ put in your fish and cover the fish with the sliced
vegetables. Salt and pepper the vegetables.

Cook until the vegetables are done or about one hour. Baste frequently
to avoid scorching the vegetables. To the basting add two teaspoons of
Lea & Perrins sauce and one-half wine glass of cooking Sherry when half
done.

When serving put plenty of juice and sauce on each portion and make
them come back for more. This recipe can be used for many kinds of
large fish.

TO COOK TROUT

Dip trout in beaten egg, salt and pepper. Roll in flour and drop into
very hot and very deep Mazola oil. Remove when golden brown. The trout
will be perfectly free from oil and every bit of the delicate trout
flavor will be sealed up inside. Try it!

VENISON STEAK

Venison steak is fairly poor steak at best. But there is one way to
cook it that makes you forget all past experiences with venison. And
remember this is really the only way to cook it that’s worth a damn.

Take the venison and strip out _all of the white sinews_ that lay
between the muscles or lean parts. Strip and cut this white part all
away. Then cut your venison into small strips about the thickness of
a finger. Now you are on your way. Beat up an egg or two and beat in
a bit of salt and pepper. Dip your strips of venison in the egg, then
roll them in flour. Fry in butter and serve immediately.

Every hunter or guide who has tried this sticks to it. It’s the one way
to cook venison.

GOOSE

There is only one way for a man, or any one else, to cook a goose.
Listen: Never pick a goose! Just pull the skin right off—every inch of
it.

Then take a sharp knife and follow down the breast bone on both sides.
Strip the breast meat clear away from both sides. Split each side of
breast into two thin steaks (if large goose).

Dip these steaks in beaten egg, salt and pepper. Roll in flour and fry
over a medium fire. That’s new to most folks for goose and it’s going
to give you a new idea about geese when you try it.

A MAYONNAISE AND A SALAD DRESSING

Take yolks of two eggs, beat well and add slowly (drop at a time) olive
oil. If your mixture is too thick lighten with dash of lemon or vinegar.

Now into a half pint of this mayonnaise put three tablespoons of Chili
sauce; three tablespoons of Blue Label Ketchup; one tablespoon of
finely chopped pimento; one tablespoon of finely chopped blanched sweet
peppers.

To this add one-half teaspoon of salt—pepper and Hungarian paprika to
taste.

Then add, slowly, Tarragon vinegar to taste—say about one and one-half
tablespoons.

Serve this on shrimps, lobster, lettuce or tomato salad.

DUCKS AND LARGE FOWL

Ducks, such as Mallard, Canvasback and Redhead, should be baked. If you
once learn how to bake in a Dutch Oven you have found the secret of
successful camp cookery.

Take a Mallard, for instance. Rub it with salt and pepper (I might add
here: pick ’em dry and keep ’em dry—no water near a duck!), then put an
onion well up in the body cavity. Fill the remaining space with celery,
wild or domestic.

Get your oven, or Dutch oven, very hot before the duck goes in. Use no
grease and no water—just your dry pan or oven. A big Mallard will cook
perfectly in twenty minutes. Do not open oven or take lid from Dutch
oven after starting to cook. Serve with currant jelly.

TEAL, PARTRIDGE AND SMALL FOWL

Pick, without breaking the skin. Cut open the back and break out flat
for grilling or broiling. Broil bone side to the fire for _eight_
minutes. Souse frequently with melted butter.

Turn and broil, flesh side to the fire, for _four_ minutes, using more
butter. Salt and pepper thoroughly at time of turning.

Serve with currant jelly.

BEANS

Get a deep pot for beans. A heavy iron one is mighty good.

Take a half pound of salt pork and cut it into very small pieces. Fry
them until brown.

Clean your beans and soak them for at least two hours—or more. Then
boil the beans for two hours, after which add the pork and one can of
Mexican Chili Sauce. If this is not available, make your own by frying
with the salt pork: four tomatoes, three onions, two bell peppers and
one red pepper, all chopped.

Now you’ve got your mixture and after it’s all together put in six
beef bouillon cubes; salt and pepper to taste.

It’s a good idea to have enough water in the pot so that when the
beans are done a fine soup may be enjoyed before the beans are eaten.
Altogether three to four hours of cooking is necessary for the best
results with beans.

ITALIAN RICE

First, a word about cooking rice. Buy the best head rice. Wash it
thoroughly,—six waters. Drop rice slowly into well salted, boiling
water, and boil for twenty-three minutes. Drain off three-quarters of
water and hold rice under cold water faucet for a moment; this will
leave each grain firm and perfect. Drain thoroughly.

Now the sauce. Place in your skillet olive oil to cover the bottom;
also tablespoon of butter. Chop one large Spanish onion. Place it in
the skillet and cook slowly. Stir often.

After ten or fifteen minutes, a piece of white fish (sole preferred)
about the size of your four fingers, from the palm down—see? When the
onions are a golden color add one finely chopped clove of garlic. When
fish is thoroughly cooked, mash it up with a fork and stir well. Now
add one or two cans of tomatoes which have been stewing slowly for half
an hour or more. Add them through a sieve and push with a spoon so as
to get the thick part through. Mix well.

Place this on the back of the stove where it will simmer for one hour.
Add a pinch of saffron or thyme—salt and pepper to taste.

This sauce can be used for only one meal, as it sours after a few
hours. Sauce should be applied by each person as desired until it’s all
gone.

STEAK SAUCE

Have a large platter very, very hot—really hot!

Then the minute the steak is done, put it on the platter and work fast.
Over the steak sprinkle a very little bit of dry English mustard. Then
a squeeze or two of lemon. Now several thin slices of butter, a little
Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper and paprika. Rub all this in with a
broad knife. Turn steak and repeat the operation. Now tip platter on
edge and quickly whip the sauce into a froth, using a fork. Serve two
or three tablespoons of sauce with each piece of steak.

LVIII

_Thomas H. Ince_

CHICKEN HALIBUT

(_Baked and with Parmesan_)

Boil some slices of halibut in court bouillon, lay in baking dish a
border of potato croquette—either hard or shaped with hand. Have layer
of bechamel on bottom of dish—then one of shredded fish, another layer
of bechamel and one more of fish, finishing with the bechamel; sprinkle
with bread crumbs and grated Parmesan. Pour over a little butter and
brown in the oven.

_With Parmesan._ Prepare same and make solid paste by mixing together
butter and Parmesan cheese with pinch paprika. Work well and roll out
one-eighth inch thick. Cover last layer bechamel with this and brown in
hot oven.

_Bechamel Sauce._ Prepare roux of butter and flour, let cook few
minutes while stirring—not allow to color—remove to slower fire and
leave it to cook 15 minutes. Then dilute gradually with half boiled
milk.

ONION SOUP AU GRATIN

Cut into small 1/8 inch squares two medium onions, fry them in butter
and add two dessert spoons flour and moisten with two quarts of broth,
adding bunch of parsley garnished with chervil, bay leaf and clove and
garlic. Season with a little salt, pepper and some meat extract, boil
for 20 minutes—then remove the bouquet—pour the soup over very thin
slices of bread placed in a metal soup tureen in intervening layers of
bread and cheese—Parmesan—finishing with the Parmesan and sprinkle a
little over the top of the soup. Bake in hot oven or boil ten minutes
and thicken with raw yolks of two eggs diluted in cream.

RICE Á LA MANHATTAN

Chop two onions—fry in butter, add a pound of rice and beat together.
When very hot, add enough broth to triple quantity—let boil and cook in
slack oven for 20 minutes. Add when done, six ounces grated Parmesan.
Pour ⅔ of this into casserole, make hole in center and fill with
shrimps and minced mushrooms; around sides lay fillet of sole, pour
over lean Spanish sauce—reduced with essence of mushrooms—mix well and
cover whole with remainder of rice—put in hot oven for fifteen minutes
and serve.

Sauce:—1 quart of stock—melt ¼ pound of butter—stir in same amount of
flour—making clear paste—add stock—brown slowly.

LIX

_George Ade_

“SCOLLOPED” OYSTERS

If I must make a decision, I think I shall have to vote in favor of
escalloped oysters. Back home we call them “scolloped.” The restaurant
and hotel article is not the real thing. The portions are stingy and
the oysters are heated just enough to render them helpless and they lie
embedded in some dry packing, evidently meant to be an article of food.
Escalloped oysters, as prepared at home, came in a deep pan which had
been subjected to great heat. The oysters were used with the greatest
prodigality. They were cooked in cracker crumbs or corn meal and they
were cooked until the delicious flavor of the bivalve had permeated all
parts of the dish. Milk or cream and real country butter had been used
unsparingly, so that the whole compound was moist and the seasoning
had been well distributed, and the whole result was, in my opinion, a
triumph. For some reason, the real “scolloped” oysters attain their
perfection only when prepared by women past thirty years of age.

I am not undertaking to give the recipe. Probably it is something
secret—beyond the reach or comprehension of any man, but the dish
itself is worthy of all the complimentary adjectives.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Here is the way to do it—first butter the
bottom and sides of a pan (deep) or baking dish, then
cover the bottom with those little, round, old-fashioned
oyster crackers, all crisp and salty. Next place a layer of
oysters, fresh or cove. If you don’t know what cove oysters
are ask some one who was raised in the Middle West. Now a
layer of crackers crushed; then more oysters and so on until
the pan is full. Season each layer of oysters with salt
and pepper. Put little bits of butter all over the cracker
layers. Now fill the pan with milk and cream to which has
been added a bit of the oyster liquor. Cover the top well
with crushed crackers. Put a cover on the dish or pan and
slip it into the oven. Some folks add a teaspoonful of
Worcestershire sauce to the milk and cream. Bake until the
juices bubble up. Don’t let too much of the moisture bake
away. At the last minute take the cover off the dish and
brown the top.

The richer the cream and butter the better the result.

The dish is even better than Mr. Ade would lead you to
believe, and it _can be made_ by an amateur male cook—that’s
why Mr. Ade’s contribution is printed in spite of the rank
heresy to which he professes.

_Lyman Abbott_

DEEP APPLE PIE

Dr. Lyman Abbott’s favorite dish is a Deep Apple Pie, which is made
like the deep fruit tarts so plentiful in England.

Here is a thoroughly satisfactory way to make Dr. Abbott’s specialty:
Line a deep pie tin with a rich crust, fill with tart, juicy apples
sliced very thin. Sprinkle sugar and a little cinnamon over them.
Scatter bits of butter over the apples, about a tablespoonful in
all. Also sprinkle with a tablespoonful of water. Use four or five
tablespoonsful of sugar. Cover with top crust and bake slowly for a
half, or perhaps three-quarters of an hour.

For the real _deep dish_ pie put the apples, sugar and butter (above
proportions) in the individual deep dish and cover with top crust. Bake
the same. The spices may be varied to taste.

LXI

_Terry Ramsaye_

LETTUCE (à la Red Creek)

In behalf of my favorite fodder, the tender leafling lettuce that’s
newly sprung in June, I am pleased to present a method of introducing
it to the human system with a maximum effectiveness.

WILTED LETTUCE:—It is said that this dish comes to us from the
Hessians. If this be treason let us make the most of it.

Having obtained the lettuce, young and tender and fresh from the patch,
plucked before it is yet headstrong, toss it into a bucket of cold
water to crisp it.

Repairing to the kitchen, place on the hot stove a skillet and heave
into it a good sized cupful of chopped bacon. Let it fry thoroughly.
Add a dessert spoonful of salt, a pinch of mustard, a couple of
tablespoonsful of granulated sugar and good cider vinegar in quantity
slightly in excess of the bacon fat. Let it simmer smartly until well
blended. Meanwhile lay out the lettuce in noble heaps on the plates on
which it is to be served. Chop up a handful of green onions, a bit of
the tops will do no harm, and at the last moment stir them into the
concoction in the skillet.

While the whole is sizzling and boiling vigorously, pour the mixture
over the lettuce, using a spoon to apportion the nifty bits of bacon
about, and serve forthwith.

By this method one can take aboard amazing quantities of lettuce, which
is most desirable in view of the fact that this gentle herb contributes
strongly to the summer languor when taken in adequate quantities.

LXII

_R. L. (Rube) Goldberg_

HASH

All joking aside, my favorite dish is hash.

I have never actually been in the kitchen to see hash pass through the
various stages of its epicurean development, but I imagine hash is
manufactured something like this:

First the father must eat a big lunch, the mother must fill herself up
on cake in the afternoon and the children must have spoiled stomachs.
This condition of affairs ruins the evening meal completely and there
is plenty of meat left over for hash the next day.

The cook takes the beef or veal or whatever it is and throws it into
the electric fan. The flying bits of meat are caught on ping pong
rackets by experts and knocked back into a pot that contains a large
quantity of mashed potatoes. Then the fire is lighted and the cook can
go out to an afternoon movie.

The beauty of hash is that, no matter how it tastes, you think it is
all right. There is no standard flavor for hash. Hash is fundamentally
accidental, so it has no traditions to live up to.

LXIII

_Channing Pollock_

CORN BREAD

When I was young and sometimes went camping my favorite dish was corn
bread. In those days, we always began proceedings by building a mud
oven. Now I believe portable ovens are convenient and cheap. In any
event, following is my recipe:

2 cups of flour
3 cups of cornmeal
4 heaping teaspoonsful of baking powder
2 eggs well beaten
1 teaspoonful of salt
1 tablespoonful of granulated sugar
1 generous pint of milk
2 tablespoonsful of melted crisco or lard
Do not scald the cornmeal.

Mix the meal with flour, baking powder, salt and sugar, beat the eggs
until they are light, add the milk and eggs to the other ingredients.
Beat the whole until it is smooth and light—about one minute. Finally
adding the melted crisco or lard; pack into shallow, greased pan and
bake in a hot oven for twenty-five minutes.

LXIV

_Hussein Kahn Alai_

(Minister to the United States from Persia)

CHIRIN POLOW

Necessary materials: One pound of rice (Carolina rice is most
suitable); one spring chicken; the peel of four oranges; four ounces of
sugar; half a pound of salt; two grams of Spanish saffron; two ounces
of almonds; half a pound of butter.

Method of cooking the rice: If the dish is required for a luncheon at
one o’clock, it will be necessary, the night before, to rinse the rice
three times in water, rubbing it each time with the palms of the hands.
Change the water each time.

Next soak the rice in tepid water, letting the water stand three inches
over the rice. Pour the half pound of salt on the rice and let it stand
until 11 a. m. of the next day.

Into a two gallon caldron pour six quarts of water and let it boil.
As soon as it boils pour out slowly and with care the water in which
the rice has been soaking since the night before. Empty the rice into
the boiling water. Cover the caldron and increase the heat. As soon as
the caldron containing the rice begins to boil remove the cover and
stir the rice gently with a flat spoon. Then replace the lid and let
the contents of the caldron boil again. Repeat the stirring process
three times. Next drain the rice in a sieve, shaking it to remove
all adherents of salt and starch. Now melt a quarter of a pound of
butter in a large cup of water. Pour half of the melted butter into a
one-gallon caldron and gently empty the rice into the caldron in such
a way that it will spread uniformly without sticking together in rice
balls. Place the caldron in a hot oven. Close the oven and after five
or six minutes see if the caldron is hot; if it is, bring it out gently
and pour the remainder of the melted butter over the rice and replace
in the oven. Now reduce the heat until the caldron gives a hollow sound
when rapped with the fingers; this will indicate that the rice is
sufficiently cooked.

Preparation of the almonds: Boil the almonds for a few minutes until
the skins fall off and the almonds become white. Cut the almonds into
four quarters perpendicularly.

Preparation of the orange peel: Remove the white part of the peel to
such an extent that both sides of the peel are of the same color. When
this has been done cut the peel into long thin strings. These should be
boiled in two waters so as to remove all bitterness. Then strain.

Combining the almonds and the orange peel: Mix the almonds and the
orange peel and boil them in a syrup of sugar for ten minutes. Strain
and keep in a warm place until needed.

Cooking the chicken: Begin boiling the chicken very slowly at eight
o’clock in the morning. Boil to such a point that the skin and bones
detach themselves from the flesh.

Preparation of the saffron: Warm the saffron to remove all dampness
and pound it to a powder in a mortar; after which dissolve it in three
tablespoonsful of cold water.

Dishing the Polow: One half of the rice should be taken from the
caldron and mixed in a bowl with the orange peel and almonds. Over this
sprinkle three tablespoonsful of saffron water to color well. Now pour
over it about two tablespoonsful of melted butter.

Next remove the remainder of the rice from the caldron and dish it up
ready for the table. Place the chicken from which the skin and bones
have been removed on top of the rice. Crown the whole with the rice,
which has already been mixed with the almonds and orange peel and
colored with the saffron.

This will make a delightful and pleasantly flavored dish—Chirin Polow,
which means “sweet Polow.”

LXV

_William J. Bryan_

FRENCH-FRIED ONIONS

Onions are on my permitted list of foods and they are prepared for the
table in many ways. The best way that I know of has been given the name
of French-fried onions. I first ate onions in this form at the famous
Grove Park Inn, Asheville, North Carolina, and have since introduced
the dish on dining cars and into many private homes.

Take a Bermuda onion—any other large onion would do—cut it into slices
through the rings so that each slice will be made up of a large number
of whole rings. Then break the slices up into separate rings, drop
these into a thin batter and fry them as you fry French-fried potatoes.
Each ring looks like a little doughnut. I find that the dish is
universally praised.

May I add a word in regard to radishes, of which I am very fond. The
long White Icicle radish is, in my judgment, the best variety and I
have found that butter added to the salt makes the radish a little more
palatable.

LXVI

_Will Irwin_

HAM AND EGGS

Take a frying pan and some ham. Cook the ham in its own fat in the
frying pan—cook until the ham is well dappled with golden brown, or
until it is cooked enough. Then break some eggs. Take out the ham and
put it on a hot platter, then put in the eggs. Baste them a bit with
the hot ham fat. Put a cover on the pan and let the eggs cook in the
hot pan with no fire. A minute or two will do—then serve the eggs with
the ham and—oh, boy!

For the very best results use the best ham you can get and plenty of
day old eggs.

LXVII

_Douglas Fairbanks_

BREAD TART

1 cup fresh bread crumbs
1 cup sugar
1 cup chopped nut meats
1½ teaspoons baking powder
5 eggs
2 tablespoons grape juice
1 lemon

_Filling_

1 egg
½ cup chopped walnut meats
½ cup sugar
½ cup lemon

Soak bread crumbs with grape juice and the strained lemon juice. Beat
egg yolks and sugar together until light; then add nut meats, baking
powder, bread crumbs and the beaten whites of the eggs. Divide into
buttered and floured layer tins and bake in a moderate oven for twenty
minutes. Put together with filling. Beat up egg, add sugar, lemon juice
and walnuts. This tart may be covered with frosting if liked.

LXVIII

_Julian Street_

SOLE Á LA MARGUERY AND DUCK WITH ORANGES

I have two favorite dishes: both being examples of the French cuisine
at its highest.

One is “Sole à la Marguery” (which can be made with flounder, also) and
was originated by old Monsieur Marguery at his famous restaurant in
Paris. It has a sauce which has a wine base and which contains shrimps
and small oysters.

_Sole à la Marguery_

Lay your sole in a buttered platter, add about a glassful of
white wine, season and poach:

I. E. Let boil for about fifteen minutes and then take
the juice out, mix with it a yolk of a raw egg, about two
ounces of sweet butter. Beat slowly so as to get it thick,
something like a hollandaise; add a few shrimps, oysters,
mussels, and a few heads of mushrooms, cook the sole with
it, glaze in a salamande two or three minutes and serve.

Another is duck cooked with oranges. I know how to ask for it at the
St. Regis and the Brevoort, but am not sure of the spelling. It sounds
like Duck “Bigarade.” They do it well at the Brevoort. If potatoes
are served with either of these dishes they should be potatoes
gaufrettes—on a separate plate.

_Duck Bigarade_

To Roast: Select a young and very tender duck, prepare and
truss it for roasting. It should be roasted on the spit or
in the oven for fifteen to twenty-five minutes, according to
its size and the heat of the fire.

A domestic duck ought to be served quite rare, and should be
killed without bleeding. Dish it after untrussing and pour
over it a little of its gravy.

Sauce Bigarade: Peel an orange without touching the white
parts, cut the peel up into small, fine julienne. Plunge
it into boiling water, and cook until it is tender. Drain
and enclose it in a covered saucepan with four gills of
espagnole or brown sauce. Just when ready to serve finish
the sauce with a dash of cayenne pepper, meat glaze, the
orange juice and the juice of a lemon, strain through a
tamis, adding two ounces of fine butter.

LXIX

_S. S. McClure_

OMELETTE—AND PIE

I can give you a tip on how to prepare, in the very best fashion, two
articles of food.

The first is omelette: The frying pan should be held at a slant, with
the lower part immediately over a moderate heat, and continually the
volume of eggs that becomes cooked should be scraped back and the
liquid part allowed to flow over the pan thus emptied, and then when
the omelette is, I should say, about two-thirds cooked, it should be
removed from the fire and dished.

It is impossible to make an omelette of the utmost symmetry and
firmness and have it good at the same time. If it is stiff enough to
maintain a certain symmetry, then it is too stiff to be good. I have
made an omelette in this fashion containing as many as eighteen eggs. I
learned how to make omelette from Madame Poulard of Mont St. Michel in
Normandy, one of the most famous omelette makers in Europe.

I am also particularly successful in making pies. On one occasion I
made pies for one hundred and eighty-five officers on the troop-ship
_Leviathan_. To make pies, one must have the best quality of butter and
the best quality of flour. Use a pound of butter to every two pounds
of flour. The butter must be rather firm and must be mixed with the
flour with your hands. Then when you have a sort of a mass of dough on
the table, make a little hollow in the middle, pour in a little cold
water, mix it to such a consistency that it can be made into a roll
perhaps as thick as your wrist. It will require about two inches to be
rolled out thin for the crusts. Dust a little flour in the dish that it
is to be baked in and put into the oven at such a temperature as would
require one half an hour to bake. There’s a considerable secret in the
choice of fruits. The top crust should have little apertures in it so
as to permit the steam to escape. It is easier to make perfect pies
than any other dish.

LXX

_Basil King_

LOBSTER Á LA KING

Boil medium sized lobsters. Let grow cold and remove meat. Put large
piece of butter and one and one-half tablespoons of flour into double
boiler. Stir until creamy. Add one pint of milk and cook about five
minutes. Add lobster cut in small pieces and cook about fifteen
minutes. Just before serving; add three tablespoons cream and one-half
tumbler sherry or brandy.

_Note_: Unless brandy or sherry can be added it is useless to attempt
this dish.

LXXI

_John A. Moroso_

SPAGHETTI-FOR-THE-GANG

Many a time as a very small boy I watched my distinguished Piedmontese
grandfather grandly direct the cook. This is the way our spaghetti
sauce was prepared. Buy about three or four pounds of solid meat from
the round, cut thick. Ask for the “eye of the beef.” It is inexpensive.
Cut little pockets in it and insert bits of fat bacon in some. In
others stuff sage, thyme, parsley and bay leaf with salt and pepper
to taste. Sometimes I spread thinly with mustard, the prepared sort;
covering the top. A clove of garlic tucked in with the seasoning goes
well, if you have Wop ancestry. Pale people use onions. But surely one
or the other.

Grease well a deep iron skillet with iron top, the pot-roast utensil.
When the gravy begins to drip add a little water, but not much. The
steam makes the meat tender and brings out all the flavors in the
little pockets. Baste from time to time just to get the aroma of the
simmering mess and sharpen your appetite. Take a little wire and jab it
in the roast after about an hour and twenty minutes and you’ll find out
whether it is tender and juicy enough.

Put the big pot on and get your water boiling fast. Add a good sized
kitchen spoon of salt. Better salt the water to taste. Throw in a
pound of Italian made spaghetti ... the Farina spaghetti. It requires a
certain kind of wheat to make good macaroni. Boil for twenty minutes.
Drain off water.

To the rich gravy you will find the roast swimming in add a small
can of tomato paste, stirring in slowly. As this is poured over the
spaghetti add grated Roman cheese. You will get it all properly dressed
by using two forks, lifting and dropping the strands. Serve piping hot
with an automatic revolver at hand so that the man who cuts his can be
disposed of promptly. Some twine the spaghetti about the fork. Others
just lead a mass of it to the face and bite off what they want at that
particular mastication.

A good salad and Italian bread, to be secured at any small dealer’s
where the boss sings _Santa Lucia_ in a thin high voice as he slices
the salami, goes well with the roast. This layout will last an old
bachelor or a deserted husband two or three days. It’s grand when it’s
warmed up in a boiler.

LXXII

_F. X. Leyendecker_

VEAU SAUTÉ MARENGO

During my Paris days (school days) I became very fond of two dishes and
they still remain my favorites:

No. 1—Veau Sauté Marengo—nothing epicurean about this, but real tasty;
a ragout of veal which must be served in a brown pot. It is flavored
with tiny onions and mushrooms, olives and a delicious sauce. I have
never found it quite so well prepared as in Paris.

Fry some small pieces of veal in oil, add one chopped onion,
one head of crushed garlic and when it is well brown strain
it, add one glass of white wine and reduce. Moisten it with
one quart of brown sauce. Add two pounds fresh tomatoes and
some fine herbs. Cook slowly for an hour and a half.

Put the meat in another pan, add few small onions cooked in
butter, some small mushrooms already cooked.

Dress and serve on toast fried in butter.

No. 2—Vol au Vent Financière—a pastry form filled with mushrooms, cubes
of chicken, something else, and a good sauce. This also seems not quite
the same outside of Paris.

VOL AU VENT FINANCIÉRE

Put four ounces of butter in a saucepan, add four ounces
of cooked sweetbread cut in three-sixteenth inch squares,
small bits of the white of chicken, some truffles, olives,
mushrooms, kidney and cock’s combs.

Moisten with one pint of Madeira sauce, let boil and
despumate; when the sauce is done strain it through a tamis,
fill your pastry crust and serve.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—The recipes are French, and properly prepared
and served, they will prove the real thing in Keokuk as well
as in the Quartier Latin.

LXXIII

_Eddie Cantor_

BOILED BEEF AND HORSERADISH SAUCE

I love boiled beef and horseradish sauce—I love it better than any
other dish in the world!

Anybody knows how to boil beef. And a good horseradish sauce is made in
this fashion.

Melt a good sized lump of the best butter—almost as big as an egg,
is good sized. Add to this, first removing from the fire, about two
tablespoonsful of flour. Stir the flour and butter together until the
mixture is absolutely smooth, and then add cold milk—a trifle more
than a half pint, a shade less than a pint. Put over a slow fire in a
sauce pan or, for safety’s sake, a double-boiler. Cook slowly until the
sauce is of the desired consistency, and then add your horseradish.
If you like the sauce very hot add a lot of horseradish. If you like
it moderate, a little horseradish. The best way is to begin with a
teaspoonful and keep adding and tasting until it’s O. K. Salt and
pepper to taste, of course. And, if you like it, a dash of celery salt.

LXXIV

_Frazier Hunt_

STUFFED CELERY

I like food. I like almost any kind of food. I’ve eaten all
varieties—in great cities and in out of the way corners of the world.
And I’ve never found anything that I couldn’t eat, if I were hungry
enough!

But best of all I think that I like stuffed celery. It’s easy to fix,
and it’s slightly out of the ordinary, and it’s possible to consume a
lot of it without being looked down upon by those who are dining with
you. Because everybody eats a lot of stuffed celery.

To a half pound of Roquefort cheese add a quarter of a pound of butter.
Cream them together until they are as smooth as it is possible to make
any mixture containing Roquefort cheese. Then add a dessertspoonful—or
a tablespoonful, if you like—of Worcestershire sauce. A little salt,
and some paprika, enough to slightly color the mixture. And then—

Take stalks of celery—very white and crisp and fresh. And stuff the
hollow side, until it bulges, with the Roquefort mixture. And serve
with your dinner, or after dinner, or with the salad, or all alone. It
doesn’t matter when or where you place it on the menu, for it’s apt to
be the dominant note!

LXXV

_William Slavins McNutt_

ORANGE COMPOTE

Orange Compote is my favorite dish. After my fourth I begin to forget
that I’m a human being. After my sixth I can feel myself drifting into
a blissfully comatose state—with only strength enough left to call for
a seventh.

Orange Compote, at its best, may be obtained in any small Turkish or
Armenian restaurant where the coffee is good and the dishes aren’t too
offensively clean. When made at home it is never quite the same—I don’t
know why. This, however, is the best working substitute that I am able
to concoct.

Take as many oranges as your system is capable of absorbing, and peel
them, removing all of the thin white inside skin, and all of the
film-like tissue that divides an orange into sections. I forgot to
mention that the orange should be large, luscious, juicy and free of
seeds. Place the oranges in individual serving dishes and pour over
them this sauce, while hot:

For about six oranges you will need one middle-sized jar of orange
marmalade and one small can of Hawaiian pineapple. Put the marmalade,
the pineapple—cut into small cubes—and the pineapple juice into a
double boiler and cook, briskly, until the liquid begins to thicken.
Then pour it over the uncooked oranges and allow them—each in its
individual dish—to stand in the ice box until dessert time. Just before
serving, sprinkle with a few pine nuts, or salted almonds. Pine nuts
are best.

LXXVI

_Stephen Vincent Benet_

ZITELLI’S MACARONI STEW

Take one-half pound of real Italian macaroni, boil it in plenty of
water, slightly salted, till soft, say, about twenty minutes; take one
quart of tomatoes, one-half pint of water and two ounces of fat bacon
cut into small pieces. Now one onion and a small bunch of parsley; boil
all these together (apart from the macaroni) for half an hour, then
pass the mixture through a colander; add one tablespoonful of butter
and season with salt and pepper to taste.

Put it on the fire again and let it boil for five minutes. Let the
macaroni and the sauce both be very hot. In a tureen place a layer of
the macaroni covered with grated cheese; then cover with a ladleful of
the sauce and repeat the layers until the entire amount is served. It
should be dished in deep soup plates for individual servings.

LXXVII

_James R. Quirk_

TOMATO WIGGLE

To one pound of diced American cheese, add one can of Campbell’s
Tomato Soup. Heat over a slow fire until a thick, smooth mass has been
obtained. And then—

Add one beaten egg, and follow it quickly with a cup of cream or very
rich milk. Stir in a dessertspoonful of Worcestershire Sauce, and
enough salt to give the proper kick.

Serve on soda crackers that have been heated—large soda crackers.

The name? That’s just to make it difficult.

LXXVIII

_Charles W. Eliot_

A FAVORITE MENU

I can hardly say that I have a “favorite dish.” But a favorite menu for
luncheon or dinner is clam soup, corned beef hash, and baked Indian
pudding.

_Note._—If you want to try Dr. Eliot’s menu why not use Rex
Beach’s clam specialty?

Then for the corned beef hash get plenty of fine lean corned
beef and cut it into one-eighth inch bits.

Chop one small onion into very fine particles. Take cold
boiled potatoes (fairly firm) and cut or chop.

Prepare some drawn butter and add a few drops of
Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. Now mix the meat,
potatoes, onion and drawn butter. Mold and pat into small,
flat, elliptical loaves (individual servings) and fry in
a hot, lightly buttered pan. Turn frequently until well
browned on both sides. Serve sprinkled with minced parsley.

Top off with this baked Indian pudding:

You must have 1 quart of milk, 3 eggs, ½ cup of the
finest seeded raisins, 1 teaspoonful of salt, 2 heaping
tablespoonsful of corn meal, 4 heaping tablespoonsful of
sugar, 1 heaping tablespoonful of butter.

Boil the milk in a double boiler and sprinkle in the corn meal,
stirring all the time. Cook twelve minutes.

Beat the eggs, adding the salt, sugar and a half teaspoonful of ground
ginger. Add this mixture with the butter to milk and meal, then add the
raisins and stir until perfectly mixed. Remove from the double boiler
and bake for one hour.

You will agree with Dr. Eliot.

LXXIX

_H. S. Cumming_

(Surgeon General, U.S.P.H.S.)

VIRGINIA EGG BREAD

I am particularly fond of this dish—it is, I think, my favorite, and
I pass along the recipe with the hope that others will find it as
satisfying and delicious as do those who already list it among their
favorites.

1 cup water ground corn meal (white)
2½ cups boiling water
1 cup sweet milk
3 or 4 eggs
1 teaspoonful salt
2 tablespoonsful butter
2 teaspoonsful sugar

Stir boiling water into the sifted meal; add sweet milk; when cool
break eggs into the mixture and beat thoroughly; add salt, sugar and
butter melted. Bake in well buttered baking dish in hot oven.

LXXX

_Joseph Santley_

COCOA CREAM CAKE

I will admit that it sounds a good deal like “pink sponge cake” to
announce a preference for anything so epicureanly flippant as cocoa
cream cake. But it is the one dish that I prefer above any other, and
in justice to truth and accuracy, I repeat—my favorite is cocoa cream
cake! And my own dear mother will have to stand the responsibility for
whatever shame comes to me by openly declaring it. You see, she makes
it. And it was from her I learned the secret of its concoction.

Here is the recipe:

Four eggs, one cup of sugar, one cup of cocoa, a teaspoonful of
vanilla, and a teaspoonful of baking powder. Cream yolks of eggs and
sugar _well_; add the vanilla. Sift the cocoa and baking powder well,
and add to the eggs and sugar. Last of all stir in the whites of the
eggs, beaten. Bake in two layers, for about ten minutes. When cold
whip a pint of thick cream with a teaspoonful of vanilla and sugar to
taste—placing half between the layers and half on top.

Oh, boy!

LXXXI

_A. Hamilton Gibbs_

SQUAB EN CASSEROLE

In a casserole put generous layer of sliced onion sauté, two sliced
tomatoes sauté, two cups of mushrooms, two cups of potato balls, and a
little fresh parsley also sauté. (All the vegetables should be fried in
butter). On top place, breast up, a squab or a one-pound chicken—one
for each person. On each breast place a slice of crisp fried bacon.
Over all pour some rich well-seasoned brown sauce, filling the
casserole up with the chicken breasts—three-quarters full—preferably
with a cup of sherry added last, if your cellar will still produce it!

Place the casserole in a hot oven, uncovered. When the breasts are
brown, cool oven to a moderate heat, cover the casserole and cook for
two hours. Then remove the casserole and serve from dish.

The result is an epicurean masterpiece.

LXXXII

_Richard Barthelmess_

SPICED GRAPES

This dish is always reminiscent, to me, of low New England farmhouses,
with green blinds. You know the kind—set far back from the road, among
tall trees, with hollyhocks, and rose geraniums and old fashioned pinks
in the garden. When I see such a house—and I can, sometimes, by closing
my eyes—I can always smell the pungent scent of spiced grapes, cooking
away on an immaculate kitchen range.

This is the rule for making spiced grapes. A rule that most New England
families seem to follow.

To seven pounds of grapes there should be added these materials—three
pounds of granulated sugar, one cup of vinegar, two tablespoonsful of
ground cinnamon, and one tablespoonful of ground cloves.

Weigh the grapes, wash and pulp them. Cook the pulp until the seeds are
loosened—then press the mass through a sieve. Cook the skins just as
long as you cook the pulps. Put them on the same stove, but in separate
kettles. Add the strained pulps to the skins, then vinegar, sugar, and
spices. And cook until the mixture thickens.

This, when served with cold meat, changes a commonplace supper of
left-overs into a feast.

LXXXIII

_Don Juan y Gayangos_

(Ambassador to the United States, from Spain)

EGG PLANT AU GRATIN

Peel the egg plant.

Whiten it in salty water, and dry.

Fry, in butter, with salt sprinkled on each piece.

Place in a dish with grated cheese, tomato sauce, and mushrooms, which
have been cut into small pieces and put thickly between the layers of
egg plant.

Bake, until well cooked, in a moderate oven.

LXXXIV

_Samuel G. Blythe_

TRIPE Á LA MODE DE CAEN Á LA ROY CARRUTHERS

Only an artist should attempt to make Tripe à la Mode de Caen because
only an artist can make it. It requires the soul of a poet, the spirit
of a painter, and the exaltation of a violin virtuoso in the maker as
a prerequisite for its concoction. Of course, it may be eaten by the
commonalty, but it is too good for them. It really is a dish for the
intelligentsia.

There are not more than a dozen people in the United States who have
the temperament and the touch required. One of these is Roy Carruthers.
And herewith, as my favorite recipe, I set down the complicated but
necessary, procedure for producing this work of art:

Take four pounds of fresh honeycomb tripe and one pound of fresh
manyplies tripe (the thickest part) and wash thoroughly in many changes
of fresh water. Drain well, and scrape to have all absolutely clean.
Take two calf’s feet and carefully bone each foot and cut into pieces
two inches square. Have a large earthen pot, scrupulously clean, and
line sides and bottom of this pot with very thin slices of larding
pork. Place tripe and cut up feet in pot.

Add two small red carrots, two white onions with two cloves stuck
in each, and half of a sound, seeded pepper. Make a bouquet of two
leeks, two branches of celery, three branches of parsley, and a sprig
of thyme, marjoram, a blade of mace and a bay leaf—only one. Put this
bouquet in the pot and pour in a half pint of white wine, a pint of
cider and a quart of consomme or white broth. Season with a full
teaspoon of salt and half a spoon of black pepper.

Now make a stiff dough with a pound of white flour and two gills of
water, roll out on a table until you have enough to cover the pot, and
cover closely, making sure there can be no evaporation.

Place pot in a very slow oven and cook for fifteen hours.

Then lift up the cover, skim off the fat, and remove the bouquet of
herbs and the vegetables.

Chop together six shallots, or scallions if shallots are not
procurable, the red part of a carrot, a bean of sound garlic, two
ounces of raw ham and an ounce of raw lean pork. Place this hash in a
saucepan with a tablespoon of melted butter, cook gently on the fire
for five minutes, stirring lightly, and then pour in half a gill of
cognac and let it reduce briskly until it is nearly dry.

Put the contents of the pot on the saucepan, add a gill of pure tomato
juice, mix lightly with a wooden spoon, and cook slowly for forty-five
minutes.

Then dress the tripe on a deep hot dish, sprinkle a little freshly
chopped parsley over and send to table very hot with twelve slices of
toasted French bread.

That is real Tripe à la mode de Caen. All others are imitations.

LXXXV

_Charles H. Taylor_

CLAM CHOWDER

Try out salt pork. Take out the scraps. Cut up onions and fry them in
the pork fat until they are a golden brown. Open clams and save all the
clam water. (Most chefs steam the clams first because they are so much
easier to handle, but if you want the real flavor you want to shell the
clams, wash the meat over carefully and let the clam water settle and
dip it out instead of pouring it into your kettle so as to leave out
the sand.)

Add to the onions enough hot water to cover them, put in clam water
and the bellies of the clams. Cook until the bellies of the clams have
practically disappeared (about two hours). Then add whatever more
hot water is necessary, add the rest of your clam meat, after having
first cut off the black end of the head, and run the meat through the
coarsest cutting disk of your meat grinder. Cook until clams are very
nearly done and then add your sliced white potato. Cook again until the
potatoes are done. Then add whatever milk you put in and let it come
to a boil. Put into the chowder what we call Boston cracker. They are
shaped like a water cracker only they are soft. Split them in halves.
These will soften up immediately and you can then serve your chowder.

Do not use any flour for thickening. If the chowder is prepared and the
bellies of the clams cooked as above, this will make the broth thicken
up.

LXXXVI

_Cyrus H. K. Curtis_

BAKED BEANS

(_My Favorite Dish_)

To prepare Mr. Curtis’ favorite food is no difficult task and any
number of methods original and otherwise may be followed.

For the best results have a large covered bean pot and the rest is easy.

Select fine white or navy beans. Wash them thoroughly and let them soak
in clear water for several hours—most folks soak them all night.

Place the beans in the pot with several pieces of salt pork (with fat),
cover with water slightly salted. Put the lid on the pot and bake in a
moderate oven until done. That’s plain baked beans.

Chili sauce or tomato catsup or chopped tomatoes may be added to taste.

Look at the beans occasionally and add water if they seem too dry or in
danger of burning.

Another method which produces wonderful results is to omit the pork
and tomato preparations and add generous lumps of butter and brown
sugar—better still, add genuine sorghum molasses. When you do it this
way be extra careful to see that _just enough water_ is added in small
quantities to prevent burning.

Always remove from the oven while the beans are still whole. If baked
too long they will break up. The time necessary for baking will vary
according to the heat of the oven and the length of time the beans were
soaked.

LXXXVII

_Frederick Arnold Kummer_

SPAGHETTI DIABOLIQUE

Brown one and a half pounds top plate of beef in half a cup of boiling
olive oil for one hour, turning frequently. Mince the shells of four
sweet peppers, one bunch of celery, one bunch of parsley, three large
onions, two sections of clove garlic, add a salt-spoonful of ground
thyme, a teaspoonful of salt, one of black pepper and red pepper to
taste. Add one quart of tomatoes, pour over the beef, cook for an hour,
add a pint of water and cook slowly for two hours more.

To make the spaghetti: Measure a quart of flour, break in yolks of
three eggs, add three half eggshells full of ice water, work to the
proper consistency, roll and cut into thin strips. When dry cook in
boiling salted water for twenty minutes.

Place spaghetti in the center of a dish, pour the sauce and shredded
meat around it, and serve.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—From the several “favorite dishes” of
spaghetti mentioned in this volume it would seem that there
is a decided male preference for this particular article of
diet. Mr. Kummer goes the limit and tells how to make the
spaghetti, itself!

LXXXVIII

_Albert D. Lasker_

CHICKEN PAPRIKA

Say a five pound chicken—do it this way and see how you like it.

Slice four small onions. Put one-sixth pound of butter into pan, add
onions and let cook over fire until soft and a light brown in color.
Add two teaspoonsful of paprika and put in the chicken piece by piece,
fitting into kettle; add 1¼ tablespoonsful of salt, cover tightly
and cook until soft (two hours or more). Remove the chicken, and
into the gravy add 1¼ tablespoonsful of canned tomatoes; shake in a
tablespoonful of flour and stir well; add ¾ pint of sour cream and stir
well over the fire. Strain over the chicken; heat again and serve.

LXXXIX

_Henry van Dyke_

FISH CHOWDER

I will say that I like to cook (and if I have good luck, to eat) a dish
for which the following is the recipe:

First catch your fish with hook and line,—salmon, trout or bass, cod,
haddock or blue-fish. Then obtain a good sized kettle and put into it,
first a layer of sliced potatoes, then a fine sprinkling of fine sliced
onion, then a layer of fat pork cut into small cubes, then a layer
of fish, skinned and sliced, then a layer of crackers or thin pilot
biscuit. Sprinkle salt and pepper on each layer according to taste.
Repeat the layers from three to five times according to the size of
your kettle. Fill the pot moderately full with water and put it on the
fire to cook slowly. If the water gets low replenish it. You can tell
when the dish is done by testing the potatoes or the fish with a fork.
As a rule it should take about an hour to cook. Just before the end put
in two or three cupfuls of milk. If your taste is slightly vitiated
by contact with the world you may add a double spoonful of some spicy
sauce. But for my part I like a chowder best _au naturel_.

_Macklyn Arbuckle_

SOUTHERN GUMBO Á LA “COUNTY CHAIRMAN”

A year-old fowl. Joint it as you would for frying.

Soup kettle ready on the back of the stove with cold water.

Then, the frying pan—

About one-half dozen thin slices of the best bacon. Reserve this for
the kettle later.

Bacon fat in the frying pan—fry the chicken very brown. As soon as each
piece of chicken is brown place it in the kettle—then put the kettle
over the fire. Let it boil.

Add six small onions or three large ones. Sliced and fried in the bacon
grease.

Onions fried golden brown.

Then to the onions add a can of tomatoes or the equivalent of sliced
tomatoes.

Keep stirring from the bottom to prevent burning.

All must cook until it has thickened.

While cooking add chili peppers cut fine, green peppers the same, also
okra.

Add one or two large bay leaves and season to taste with salt and
pepper.

Onions, tomatoes and peppers should be added to the chicken in the
kettle when they have cooked sufficiently.

If fresh okra is not available use the best canned kind.

About ten minutes before the Gumbo is ready add—

One can of Golden Bantam Corn.

To serve with the Gumbo have a dish of perfectly cooked rice. You may
use the same general formula for Crab or Oyster Gumbo. A Combination
Salad is about the only thing worth serving with Gumbo. Although you
might wash it down with a bottle of PRE-WAR IMPORTED CLARET—HELP!!!!

XCI

_John Taintor Foote_

MORELS SAUTÉ

There is a dish—a gastronomical ecstasy—the faintest conception of
which is magnificently beyond the pen. The fork is the one utensil that
can convey to the uninitiated the unique, the utterly sublime flavor of
Morels sauté.

A Morel is—in the vernacular of the countryside—a sponge mushroom. It
is to be found in ancient, unplowed orchards during the pastel phase of
spring when apple trees blossom and bees zoom and bumble and hum in a
languid shower of pink and white petals.

Close to a girthy apple tree, scabrous with age, pock-marked by the
bills of countless woodpeckers, the Morels, now and then—alas, it is
only now and then—poke up through the cold, damp, chocolate-colored
earth and flourish shyly for a fortnight or so.

A full day’s tramping through orchard after orchard may win perhaps
two dozen of these tiny sponges that have absorbed the very essence of
spring. They are almost the exact color of the matted, winter-killed
grass in which they nestle to defy all but the most careful searching.
A full day’s work for each two dozen, but never was a day’s wage more
ample, more exquisitely satisfying.

Take the hard-won double dozen home. Give them in reverent silence to
the cook. She knows—if, by the grace of God, she was with you so long
ago as the previous spring—just what to do. She will plop the Morels
into well salted water, there to remain the night through. In the
morning she will place them in a colander to drain for half an hour.
She will then transfer them to a frying pan of hot butter, where they
will sputter and sizzle for twenty minutes. During that twenty minutes
there will waft into the living room, where you are making a pitiful
pretense of reading the morning paper, an odor straight from the
kitchens of heaven.

You throw down the newspaper and burst with glaring eyes into the
dining room. You seat yourself at the table and fiddle wildly with
knife and fork and spoon.... Years later the waitress appears with a
dish and then—I faint—I swoon—I cannot go on!

XCII

_Maurice Francis Egan_

A DIPLOMATIST’S RECEIPT FOR WELSH RABBIT

I have no hesitation in saying that my recipe for Welsh Rabbit is the
best yet invented. It has an international reputation. It has been
eaten with gusto by Russians, Turks and some Englishmen who, strange
to say, are distinguished _gourmets_. There have been Frenchmen who
were too reserved, perhaps, in their praise of it, but then it must
be remembered that Welsh rabbit is not sympathetic with the Gallic
temperament. The French prefer _timbales de fromage_.

Put a large chafing dish over the hot water pan in which the water
must be boiling. Never let the temperature of the heat change for a
moment; therefore a big alcohol lamp is preferable. Grate ordinary
cheese or cut it into the shape of dice. Drop in a lump of butter
of the size of an English walnut. Pour into the pan a pint of near
beer or near Budweiser. Slightly heat it. In the old days musty ale
was everything. To-day the symbol of beer is almost sufficient. Drop
in a half teaspoonful of strong red pepper and then a tablespoonful
of paprika,—paprika being merely a flavor and not a condiment. Keep
the beer hot; then drop two tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce, a
tablespoon of catsup and a half teaspoon of mustard. When this mixture
boils, put in the cheese and stir in one direction until the mixture
assumes the consistency of cream.

Use the thick plates sold in the department stores especially for Welsh
Rabbit. Have them heated so that the cheese will sizzle when it touches
them. Have ready a sufficient number of pieces of toasted bread, the
crust carefully cut off. When the cheese is sufficiently plastic, dip
a round of toast into it, let it remain for a second, transfer it to
the hot plate and _at once_ ladle the mixture in the pan over the toast
with neatness and dispatch and you will have an unprecedented success,
if no conversation is permitted until the rabbit is eaten. The sound
of a human voice lowers its temperature. Coffee or tea must never
be partaken of until the morsels are disposed of. During the eating
process, Budweiser is a substitute for the real thing—which was musty
ale or the Dog’s Head variety.

XCIII

_Livingston Farrand_

SAUSAGE AND GRIDDLE CAKES

I think I would say that my favorite dish is sausage and griddle cakes
for breakfast on a cold winter morning. I would call attention to the
fact that the sausages should be in cake form and not in skins and
that the griddle cakes should be of wheat flour. I am sure there are
millions of Americans who agree with me.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—Here is the best of a dozen tried recipes for
the cakes.

To one cup of Hecker’s, or any excellent self-raising flour
(not pancake!) add a full half cup of milk and a beaten egg
mixed together. A little cream will help at this point, but
it isn’t absolutely necessary.

Melt, now, a lump of butter the size of a good big walnut
and stir it into the mixture. Beat for a moment and if the
consistency does not seem just right add a shade more of
milk or flour. The mixture or batter should be about as
thick as molasses in the winter time.

For the very perfection in results bake the cakes on a
soapstone griddle and serve with the best maple syrup
obtainable.

This recipe can be safely doubled any number of times and
then some! As above it serves two unless more are desired,
in which case it is easy to duplicate in no time.

XCIV

_F. Ziegfeld, Jr._

LITTLE CHICKEN TARTS

Here is a dish that I am very fond of and it is really very easy to
prepare. The tart molds may be purchased already made, which simplifies
things somewhat if you do not want to bother with the dough, but in
case you cannot get them here is the whole process and I can vouch for
the results.

2 cups of chopped chicken (cooked) or one large can Chicken à la King
½ cup evaporated milk
2 eggs
1 onion
2 cups sifted flour
½ cup shortening
½ cup water
1 teaspoonful salt
Pepper
Parsley
Ice water

Mix salt and flour—cut in the chilled shortening with two knives until
the mixture is as fine as meal. With a broad-bladed knife stir in ice
water slowly until dough clings around knife in a ball, leaving sides
of bowl perfectly clean. Toss dough on floured bread board. Flour the
rolling pin and roll it out very thin. Keep the pin well floured. Rub
the outside of patty pans or jelly molds with a little shortening and
lay dough over these smoothly, bringing it well over the edge. Bake
upside down for about ten minutes in a hot oven. If Chicken à la King
is used for a filling it will not require any special preparation, but
if you really want to cook, and you use the cold chicken, proceed as
follows:

Cut the chicken in small pieces, but do not mince. Mince onion and cook
until slightly brown in a little butter. Stir in a tablespoonful of
flour, add milk and water. When smooth add chicken and season to taste.
When bubbling take from the fire and stir in the slightly beaten eggs.
Let cool, then fill the pastry shells. The remainder of the pastry
dough should have been kept in the ice box. Get it out. Roll it thin
as before. Cut in round pieces to cover the tops of the tarts. Wet the
edges of the tarts with cold water; press on the covers, bringing the
edges well down as they shrink a bit in baking. Slit the tops before
putting on. Press the edges with tines of fork. Garnish with parsley.

XCV

_Harold Lloyd_

LEMON LAYER CAKE

This, when properly gummy, is as good for a comedian to throw as a
custard pie. Only it’s too good for that sort of treatment—which sounds
rather like an Irish bull!

The layer cake doesn’t interest me especially. After all, it’s only an
excuse for the frosting. Any sort of layer cake recipe will answer—and,
according to the best cook I know, my grandmother—there are a hundred
such recipes. It’s the filling that I find important. Here is the rule,
and it sounds too simple to be true!

Take one beaten egg, one cup of sugar, the juice and grated rind of
one lemon. Mix them all together, hit or miss, and place them in a
double boiler over a hot fire. Cook until the mixture begins to get
very thick, stirring constantly. Then take from the stove and beat
until the whole assumes a creamy texture. Spread between the layers
of any cake. This recipe makes enough filling for two thin layers, or
one thick one—which I prefer. It can be doubled, tripled, and so on—ad
infinitum—depending entirely upon the number of layers in the cake.

EDITOR’S NOTE:—This is a good, and unusual, recipe for layer
cake. To two eggs, well beaten, add gradually one cup of
granulated sugar. To one cup of unsifted flour add one
teaspoonful cream of tartar and one half teaspoonful of
soda. Sift. Then add one half cup of boiling milk with one
teaspoonful of melted butter in it, and one teaspoonful of
vanilla. The mixture will be almost like batter, and should
be baked in two layers.

XCVI

_Luther Burbank_

TURKEY Á LA BURBANK

“_The best ever._”[A]

For an ordinary ten-pound turkey _steam_ 2½ hours or until the muscles
of the leg can be readily pierced with a dining fork. Take steamer from
the fire and carefully remove the turkey to the roasting pan.

Meantime, prepare the dressing as follows: One loaf of bread, ordinary
baker’s size, or same amount of other bread, slice and toast slowly
but thoroughly to a light golden color; while hot, spread butter on
each slice just as a hungry boy would like it. Place in a deep dish.
The cooked giblets, which, with the juice of one lemon and three whole
large onions, should be ground all together in a meat grinder with

1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon powdered sage
2 teaspoon summer savory
2 tablespoons sugar

These should be well sifted and then added to the ground vegetables
and giblets, and with the meat juice saved from steaming, thoroughly
mixed with the bread and all cut and mashed to about the consistency of
thick mush. After filling, the turkey should be placed in an oven not
too hot, and _slowly_ roasted an hour or more.

Prepared as above, little or no basting will be necessary, but a
few thin slices of bacon laid over the fowl will add flavor. Add no
oysters, eggs, chestnuts or other abominations.

FOOTNOTES:

[A] Mr. Burbank says so himself. If he said he could make turkey look
and taste like brook trout, he probably could.

XCVII

_Raymond McKee_

TO COOK RABBITS

I do not profess to be a cook of the first rank, or even the fourth or
ninth; but when it comes to cooking rabbits I’ll put on the kitchen
apron with any cook, amateur or professional, in the country—(managers,
please note!). And I’ll abide by the decision of any judge of rabbit
flesh.

Out in California, where I live most of the time on my mountain yacht,
you can get a lot of rabbits by shooting them—if you are good. But it’s
easier to buy them, and they taste the same.

To cook a rabbit right do it this way: First—get the rabbit, clean and
cut into six pieces. Soak the pieces in salt water for several hours—I
usually soak ’em all night and right up to the time for cooking. This
whitens and improves the meat.

When you are ready to cook, dry the pieces; roll them in a beaten egg
and then in cracker crumbs. Put the pieces into a very hot pan with
plenty of butter and fry it to a golden brown. When the color is right
put water into the pan so that the rabbit is about half covered. Cover
the pan with a tight lid and steam slowly until the water is all gone.
Then serve.

Now, if you can substitute an ordinary claret for the salt water
mentioned first, and if you have more claret in which to steam the
fried rabbit you may know the perfect dish!

XCVIII

_Will Deming_

I can vouch for all of these:

VIRGINIA HAM

Cover an eight-pound ham with cold water. Add a pint of cider vinegar;
one-half pound of brown sugar; six sticks of cinnamon and a heaping
tablespoonful of cloves. Let this boil for four hours. Push back on the
stove and let it stay all night. In the morning skin it and put it in a
hot oven for half an hour.

LEMON PIE

The filling: In a cup full of sugar mix thoroughly a heaping
tablespoonful and one-half of flour. Grate the skin of one lemon, and
add the juice. Then add the yolks of two eggs and a cup of water, also
a pinch of salt. Stir this thoroughly, all together. Put into a double
boiler and let it cook until it is thick and smooth. Then pour it into
the cooked pie crust. Add a teaspoonful of water to the whites of the
eggs, and a pinch of salt. Then beat until stiff. Cover your pie with
this mixture and then sprinkle granulated sugar on top of the meringue.
Don’t mix the sugar and the meringue. Put under the broiler to brown.

The crust: Mix two good sized tablespoonfuls of lard with one and a
half cups of flour. Mix this with your fingers thoroughly, until it
feels like corn meal, although much larger. Add ice water until the
mixture holds together; then roll on a floured board. In baking the
crust for a lemon pie, either puncture the crust all over with a fork
or bake it on the outside of your pie tin. This will keep the crust
from creeping.

A DRESSING

(For stuffed tomatoes, cold meat or potato salad.)

Melt a large tablespoonful of butter. Add a saucer of vinegar to
the yolks of two eggs. Then add a teaspoonful of dry mustard and a
teaspoonful of sugar. Stir the mixture—sugar and eggs—into the vinegar;
then add it to the butter which you have on the stove, melting. Keep
stirring this until it gets thick, and remember that it will be much
thicker when it is cold. In case you wish to use this for potato salad,
don’t make it very thick.

XCIX

_Charles W. Chessar_

(“Beefsteak Charlie”)

TIPS ON STEAK

“Why can’t we have steaks like this one when we dine at home?”
Thousands of people have asked me that question during the eight years
that have given a real significance to the sobriquet, “Beefsteak
Charlie.”

And my honest answer to that question has always been: “_You
can’t_—unless your butcher is willing to _hang your beef for four or
five weeks_—and then you probably would not want to buy it because of
its appearance.”

Many people ask me how to cook a steak. There is really no secret about
the way it should be done—but most home cooks put the steak into a cold
broiler and light the fire. That is fatal! And it is just as fatal if
the fire has only been burning a few minutes. The broiler should burn
full tilt for some time—until it is blazing hot. Then introduce your
steak and let the _intense heat_ of the broiler seal it instantly. If
there is a secret, that’s it!

But keep this in mind: the most careful broiling will not help if the
beef is too fresh. Fresh beef simply will not do if you want the real
thing. Buy the choicest cuts of sirloin or porterhouse from beef that
has been hung at least four weeks; broil in the way I have described
and your dinner guests will register many polite hints for another
invitation. I might add that if the beef is right you will not have to
worry about a sauce. Butter, salt, and pepper will properly dress the
finest steak in the world.

_Arthur T. Vance_

SALADE Á LA TURC

I don’t profess to shine much as a cook. I would rather have somebody
do it for me, but there are one or two things that I sometimes like to
fix on my own hook.

Years ago there was some sort of a Centennial Exposition out in
Nashville, Tenn. I don’t remember what they had to celebrate, but
at any rate I had to take it in. I didn’t know a soul and good old
Al Williams, the snake man—who died last year—gave me a letter of
introduction to the Turk who ran the Hoochy-Koochy show on the
midway. It is the only time I ever used a letter of introduction with
efficiency and delectation. This Turk—who, incidentally, was one of
the finest looking chaps I ever saw, and a man of education—welcomed
me with open arms. First of all I had to see the show, and I was so
enthusiastic about the gyrations of the sumptuous beauties that he did
me the great honor of asking me to dine with him, _en famille_. It was
a great experience. All the Hoochy-koochy dancers were there, in their
stage costumes, with ma and pa and mother-in-law, and mother’s great
uncle and a rabble of other folks, large and small. We had a lot of
funny things to eat, but there was one dish that really appealed to me.
They called it “Salada” and I ate of it in such copious portions that
my friend, the Turk, insisted on showing me how it was made. I have
made it many times since for my own pleasure, at least—and most folk
who try it once will try it again.

It is a salad of ripe tomatoes, cucumbers and onions. The main point
is that you must not slice them up but—after you peel your onions,
cucumbers and tomatoes—put them whole into a chopping bowl, and chop
them into chunks with a chopping knife. The chunks should be about as
large as the end of your thumb. After the chopping operation, put the
whole business on the ice until it gets good and cold. Then drain off
the juice.

Add a sharp French dressing, get a big spoon and a plate and go to it.
If it doesn’t taste good, I’ll eat it myself.

PANDORA FRENCH DRESSING

I have discovered that the secret of French dressing, to my way of
thinking, is to use plenty of salt. When I make it at home—say for
five or six people—I take an ordinary salt dish or saucer and cover
the bottom with a lot of salt. Add black pepper and some of that Chili
powder that comes from a place down in Texas. This Chili powder has
a better flavor than paprika, and has a sort of onion taste to it,
but don’t use too much of it. Then I cover this with a good quantity
of olive oil and beat it up with a fork until it gets stiff. It is a
good idea to have the olive oil cold. Then add your vinegar—good,
old-fashioned cider vinegar. There is a lot of it around nowadays
because, while it is easy to turn sweet cider into hard, it is a good
deal easier to turn hard cider into vinegar. You add the vinegar to
suit your taste—and this depends a good deal on the kind of salad you
are going to have. For asparagus I like the dressing a little tart. For
lettuce, not so tart. But this is a matter you can easily adjust to
your own satisfaction.

WELSH RABBIT Á LA MORGAN ROBERTSON

I wonder how many folk who read these pages remember Morgan Robertson.
Poor old Morgan is dead and gone, now, but in his day he wrote some of
the best sea stories ever put into English. He used to keep bachelor
hall in a funny little studio down on 25th Street, off Sixth Avenue,
New York—and when his friends came to call his special delight was a
Welsh Rabbit. He told me how to make it, and I am trying to pass the
recipe on. The beauty of Robertson’s rabbit was that it never got
stringy.

First you put a good-sized lump of butter into a chafing dish and let
it sizzle. Add some Coleman’s mustard and paprika and stir it round
a bit. For six people I would use two pounds of cheese. Real old New
York State full cream cheese—none of this odoriferous imported stuff.
The kind of cheese they used to make down on the farm. Cut it up in
chunks and put it in the pan with a little beer (near beer will do),
or you could use milk. Keep adding a little more beer as the cheese
commences to melt and put in a little Worcestershire sauce, if you
like it. When it is well melted take a heaping tablespoonful of corn
starch, mix it with a little water, and mix it with the mess. Meanwhile
keep stirring it. Let it bubble and when it comes to the consistency
of pancake batter (meanwhile keep stirring it—you can’t stir it too
much!) it is ready to serve. And please serve it on toasted bread. If
there is anything makes me tired, it is to have Welsh Rabbit served
on crackers—it isn’t the same thing. Don’t be afraid the rabbit will
get stringy, because it won’t. Some folks put the corn starch in dry,
instead of mixing it with water. Either way is right. Season it to suit
yourself. But for the love of Mike don’t beat an egg up in it. That’s
another kind of fish entirely.

_Baron de Cartier_

(Ambassador to the United States from Belgium)

WATERZOIE DE VOLAILLE

Without doubt the most popular national dish of Belgium is Waterzoie de
Volaille—a most delectable and satisfying soup of chicken. In Brussels
the dish reaches perfection under the magic of the chef of the famous
restaurant the “Filet de Sole,” known to amateurs of good cooking in
almost every country of Europe.

I am going to tell you how they do it at the “Filet de Sole.” First of
course you will secure a fine young fowl—chicken—and, after it has been
perfectly cleaned and dressed, you will rub it well with a piece of
lemon. Now cut it up as you would for frying.

Next prepare the casserole or vessel in which the soup will be made
by generously buttering the sides and bottom. Over the bottom of the
vessel place a bed of fine julienne composed of one third of fine white
celery (remove all fibers or “strings”) one-third of the white part of
leek and one-third of white onion. To this add a bouquet composed of a
half leaf of laurel, a _soupçon_ of thyme enclosed in a few roots of
parsley, the roots having been well scraped and washed.

Upon this bed place the pieces of chicken and over the whole pour a
little more than a quart of dry white wine and veal broth—one third
broth and two thirds wine. Water may be used instead of the broth but
the latter is preferable. Season with kitchen salt, freshly ground
white pepper and a pinch of clove.

Bring the mixture to the boiling point and allow it to simmer and steam
under a tight cover for at least thirty-five minutes.

Take out the bouquet and pass the roots through a metal strainer. The
extract is to be added to the soup. Now add a large pinch of bread
crumbs.

At this point you will turn the soup into a large tureen and quickly
add the rapidly beaten yolks of four eggs, two wine glasses of extra
thick cream and a few thimblefuls of fine butter.

Complete the liaison by adding the pieces of chicken and, with a final
sprinkle of chopped parsley, the Waterzoie is ready for the table and
for your delectation.

CII

_Dean Cornwell_

SPAGHETTI-MY-STYLE

After thinking over all of the dishes that I like—searching for the
favorite—I come right back to the old standby, Spaghetti, and am forced
to admit that it is my favorite.

You know how to cook the spaghetti itself, I’m sure, so I will just
tell you how to make the sauce that I concocted some years ago and
you’ll like it.

Get a big iron kettle and put into it a lot of fine beef cut into small
squares, some chopped bacon, dried mushrooms (the kind you get at any
little Italian store) a can of tomatoes and some sliced onions. The
dried mushrooms should be soaked for an hour or two before cooking.

Cover the materials with plenty of water and season with salt, brown
sugar, and Mexican chili powder. Cook slowly all day—the longer the
better, I find.

When you are simply famished and cannot wait any longer, ladle the
sauce onto the steaming hot spaghetti and enjoy a real meal. The sauce
is still better, in my opinion, when warmed up the second day.

* * * * *

Transcriber’s Notes:

Obvious punctuation errors repaired.

Á used frequently in place of the expected À for À LA. This is the
case for the entire table of contents and a few of the recipes. It was
retained as printed.

FINANCIÉRE was used twice and FINANCIÈRE once.

Page xi, “achitecture” changed to “architecture” (architecture of a
gastronomic)

Page xv, “SUPREMÊ” changed to “SUPRÊME” (SUPRÊME OF CHICKEN)

Page xv, “A” changed to “Á” to match rest of usage in table of contents
(CROUSTADE Á)

Page xxiii, “COMMADORE” changed to “COMMODORE” (Á LA COMMODORE)

Page xxiv, “EMINCE” changed to “ÉMINCE” (ÉMINCE OF CHICKEN)

Page xxv, “SAUTÈ” changed to “SAUTÉ” (VEAU SAUTÉ)

Page xxvi, “SAUTÈ” changed to “SAUTÉ” twice (EGGPLANT SAUTÉ) (MORELS
SAUTÉ)

Page 100, the more usual “Boullabaise” has been printed as
“Bouillebaisse” more than once. It was retained as printed.

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