The High Place: A Comedy of Disenchantment

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Title: The High Place: A Comedy of Disenchantment
Author: Cabell, James Branch
Language: English
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_The
High
Place_

BOOKS _by_ MR. CABELL

_Biography_:

BEYOND LIFE
FIGURES OF EARTH
DOMNEI
CHIVALRY
JURGEN
THE LINE OF LOVE
THE HIGH PLACE
GALLANTRY
THE CERTAIN HOUR
THE CORDS OF VANITY
FROM THE HIDDEN WAY
THE RIVET IN GRANDFATHER’S NECK
THE EAGLE’S SHADOW
THE CREAM OF THE JEST

_Scholia_:

THE LINEAGE OF LICHFIELD
TABOO
JOSEPH HERGESHEIMER
THE JEWEL MERCHANTS

* * * * *

JURGEN AND THE LAW
(_Edited by Guy Holt_)

[Illustration: Image followed by;
Caption surrounded by a garland: FLORIAN felt himself to be in not
quite the company suited to a
nobleman of his rank.
_See page 147_]

THE HIGH PLACE:

A COMEDY OF DISENCHANTMENT
BY JAMES BRANCH CABELL
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS AND DECORATIONS BY
FRANK C. PAPÉ

“_Build on high place for Chemosh, the abomination
of Moab, and for horned Ashtoreth, the
abomination of Zidon, and for Moloch, the
abomination of the children of Ammon._”

[Illustration: Figure and shadow.]

ROBERT M. McBRIDE & COMPANY
NEW YORK: 1923

_Printed in the
United States of America_

_This First Edition of THE
HIGH PLACE is limited to
two thousand numbered copies,
of which this is_

_Copy Number_ 1825

Published, 1923

ROBERT GAMBLE CABELL III

_this book, where so much more is due_.

_Contents_

PART ONE

THE END OF LONG WANTING

CHAPTER PAGE

I THE CHILD ERRANT 3

II SAYINGS ABOUT PUYSANGE 10

III WIDOWERS SEEK CONSOLATION 24

IV ECONOMICS OF AN OLD RACE 36

V FRIENDLY ADVICE OF JANICOT 42

VI PHILOSOPHY OF THE LOWER CLASS 53

VII ADJUSTMENTS OF THE RESURRECTED 64

VIII AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD 74

IX MISGIVINGS OF A BEGINNING SAINT 80

X WHO FEASTED AT BRUNBELOIS 89

PART TWO

THE END OF LIGHT WINNING

XI PROBLEMS OF BEAUTY 97

XII NICETIES OF FRATRICIDE 114

XIII DÉBONNAIRE 123

XIV GODS IN DECREPITUDE 141

XV DUBIETIES OF THE MASTER 148

XVI SOME VICTIMS OF FLAMBERGE 159

XVII THE ARMORY OF ANTAN 166

XVIII PROBLEMS OF HOLINESS 178

XIX LOCKED GATES 189

XX SMOKE REVEALS FIRE 204

PART THREE

THE END OF LEAN WISDOM

XXI OF MELIOR MARRIED 219

XXII THE WIVES OF FLORIAN 225

XXIII THE COLLYN IN THE POT 237

XXIV MARIE-CLAIRE 246

XXV THE GANDER THAT SANG 256

XXVI HUSBAND AND WIFE 263

XXVII THE FORETHOUGHT OF HOPRIG 275

XXVIII HIGHLY AMBIGUOUS 282

XXIX THE WONDER WORDS 292

XXX THE ERRANT CHILD 304

_Illustrations_

Florian felt himself to be in not quite the company
suited to a nobleman of his rank _Frontispiece_

FACING
PAGE

She waited—there was the miracle—for Florian
de Puysange 44

He did not move, but lay quite still, staring upward 82

Florian’s plump face was transfigured, as he knelt
before his Melior 120

Now Florian came forward 162

Presently the Collyn of Puysange had opened her
yellow eyes and was licking daintily her
lips 198

He closed upon Florian, straightforwardly, without
any miracle-working 250

“—And this is the last cloud going west” 286

PART ONE

_THE END OF LONG WANTING_

“_Lever un tel obstacle est à moy peu de chose.
Le Ciel défend, de vray, certains contentemens;
Mais on trouve avec luy des accommodemens._”

_1._

_The Child Errant_

Probably Florian would never have gone into the Forest of Acaire had
he not been told, over and over again, to keep out of it. Obedience
to those divinely set in authority was in 1698 still modish: none the
less, such orders, so insistently repeated to any normal boy of ten,
even to a boy not born of the restless house of Puysange, must make the
venture at one time or another obligatory.

Moreover, this October afternoon was of the sun-steeped lazy sort which
shows the world as over-satisfied with the done year’s achievements,
of the sort which, when you think about it so long, arouses a dim
dissent from such unambitious aims. It was not that the young Prince
de Lisuarte—to give Florian his proper title,—was in any one point
dissatisfied with the familiar Poictesme immediately about him: he
liked it well enough. It was only that he preferred another place,
which probably existed somewhere, and which was not familiar or even
known to him. It was only that you might—here one approximates to
Florian’s vague thinking, as he lay yawning under the little tree from
the East,—that you might find more excitement in some place which
strove toward larger upshots than the ripening of grains and fruits, in
a world which did not every autumn go to sleep as if the providing of
food-stuffs and the fodder for people’s cattle were enough.

To-day, with October’s temperate sunlight everywhere, the sleek country
of Poictesme was inexpressibly asleep, wrapped in a mellowing haze. The
thronged trees of Acaire, as Florian now saw them just beyond that low
red wall, seemed to have golden powder scattered over them, a powder
which they stayed too motionless to shake off. Yet logic told him
these still trees most certainly veiled wild excitements of some sort,
for otherwise people would not be at you, over and over again, with
exhortations to keep out of that forest.

Nobody was watching. There was nothing in especial to do, for Florian
had now read all the stories in this curious new book, by old Monsieur
Perrault of the Academy, which Florian’s father had last month
fetched back from Paris: and, besides, nobody at Storisende had, for
as much as a week, absolutely told Florian not to leave the gardens.
So he adventured: and with the achievement of the adventure came a
strengthening of Florian’s growing conviction that his elders were in
their notions, as a rule, illogical.

For in Acaire, even when you went as far as Brunbelois, the boy found
nothing hurtful. It was true that, had he not at the beginning of
his wandering met with the small bright-haired woman who guided him
thereafter, he might have made mistakes: and mistakes, as Mélusine
acknowledged, might have turned out awkwardly in approaching the
high place, since monsters have to be handled in just the right
way. She explained to Florian, on that warm long October afternoon,
that sympathy is the main requisite, because the main trouble with
such monsters as the bleps and the strycophanês and the calcar (she
meant only the gray one, of course) is that each is unique, and in
consequence lonely.

The hatred men feel for every ravening monster that wears fangs and
scales, she pointed out, is due to its apparel being not quite
the sort of thing to which men are accustomed: whereas people were
wholly used to having soldiers and prelates and statesmen ramping
about in droves, and so viewed these without any particular wonder or
disapproval. All that was needed, then, was to extend to the bleps
and the strycophanês a little of the confidence and admiration which
men everywhere else accorded to the destroyers of mankind; and you
would soon see that these glittering creatures—as well as the tawny
eale, and the leucrocotta, with its golden mane and whiskers, and the
opal-colored tarandus,—were a great deal nicer to look at than the most
courted and run-after people, and much less apt to destroy anybody
outside of their meal hours.

In any event, it was Mélusine who had laid an enchantment upon the high
place in the midst of the wood, and who had set the catoblepas here
and the mantichora yonder to prevent the lifting of her spell, so that
Florian could not possibly have found a better guide than Mélusine. She
was kindly, you saw, but not very happy: and from the first, Florian
liked and, in some sort, pitied her. So he rode with her confidingly,
upon the back of the queerest steed that any boy of ten had ever been
privileged to look at, not to speak of riding on it: and the two talked
lazily and friendlily as they went up and up, and always upward, along
the windings of the green way which long ago had been a road.

As they went, the body of this sweet-smelling Mélusine was warm and
soft against his body, for Mélusine was not imprisoned in hard-feeling
clothes such as were worn by your governesses and aunts. The monsters
stationed along the way drew back as Mélusine passed; and some purred
ingratiatingly, like gigantic kettles, and others made obeisances: and
you met no other living creatures except three sheep that lay in the
roadway asleep and very dingy with the dust of several hundred years.
No self-respecting monster would have touched them. Thus Florian and
Mélusine came through the forest without any hindrance or trouble, to
the cleft in the mountain tops where the castle stood beside a lake:
and Florian liked the stillness of all things in this high place, where
the waters of the lake were without a ripple, and the tall grass and so
many mist-white flowers were motionless.

He liked it even more when Mélusine led him through such rooms in
the castle as took his fancy. He was glad that Mélusine did not
mind when Florian confessed the sleeping princess—in the room hung
everywhere with curtains upon which people hunted a tremendous boar,
and stuck spears through one another, and burst forth into peculiarly
solid-looking yellow flames,—seemed to him even more lovely than was
Mélusine. They were very much alike, though, the boy said: and Mélusine
told him that was not unnatural, since Melior was her sister. And
then, when Florian asked questions, Mélusine told him also of the old
unhappiness that had been in this place, and of the reasons which had
led her to put an enduring peacefulness upon her parents and her sister
and all the other persons who slept here enchanted.

Florian had before to-day heard century-old tales about Mélusine’s
father, Helmas the Deep-Minded. So it was very nice actually to see
him here in bed, with his scarlet and ermine robes neatly folded on
the armchair, and his crown, with a long feather in it, hung on a
peg in the wall, just as the King had left everything when he went
to sleep several hundred years ago. The child found it all extremely
interesting, quite like a fairy tale such as those which he had lately
been reading in the book by old Monsieur Perrault of the Academy.

But what Florian always remembered most clearly, afterward, was the
face of the sleeping princess, Melior, as he saw it above the coverlet
of violet-colored wool; and she seemed to him so lovely that Florian
was never wholly willing, afterward, to admit she was but part of a
dream which had come to him in his sleeping, on that quiet haze-wrapped
afternoon, in the gardens of his own home. Certainly his father
had found him asleep, by the bench under the little tree from the
East, and Florian could not clearly recollect how he had got back to
Storisende: but he remembered Brunbelois and his journeying to the
high place and the people seen there and, above all, the Princess
Melior, with a clarity not like his memories of other dreams. Nor did
the memory of her loveliness quite depart as Florian became older, and
neither manhood nor marriage put out of his mind the beauty that he in
childhood had, however briefly, seen.

_2._

_Sayings about Puysange_

When Florian awakened he was lying upon the ground, with the fairy
tales of Monsieur Perrault serving for Florian’s pillow, in the gardens
of Storisende, just by the little tree raised from the slip which his
great-uncle, the Admiral, had brought from the other side of the world.
Nobody knew the right name of this tree: it was called simply the tree
from the East. Caterpillars had invaded it that autumn, and had eaten
every leaf from the boughs, and then had gone away: but after their
going the little tree had optimistically put forth again, in the mild
October weather, so that the end of each bare branch was now tipped
with a small futile budding of green.

It was upon the bench beneath this tree that Florian’s father was
sitting. Monsieur de Puysange had laid aside his plumed three-cornered
hat, and as he sat there, all a subdued magnificence of dark blue and
gold, he was looking down smilingly at the young lazibones whom the
Duke’s foot was gently prodding into wakefulness. The Duke was wearing
blue stockings with gold clocks, as Florian was to remember....

Not until manhood did Florian appreciate his father, and come properly
to admire the exactness with which the third Duke of Puysange had
kept touch with his times. Under the Sun King’s first mistress Gaston
de Puysange had cultivated sentiment, under the second, warfare, and
under the third, religion: he had thus stayed always in the sunshine.
It was Florian’s lot to know his father only during the last period,
so the boy’s youth as spent dividedly at the Duke’s two châteaux, at
Storisende and at Bellegarde, lacked for no edifying influence. The
long summer days at Storisende were diversified with all appropriate
religious instruction. In winter the atmosphere of Versailles
itself—where the long day of Louis Quatorze seemed now to be ending
in a twilight of stately serenity through which the old King went
deathward, handsomely sustained by his consciousness of a well-spent
life and by the reverent homage of all his bastards,—was not more pious
than was that of Bellegarde.

Let none suppose that Monsieur de Puysange affected superhuman
austerities. Rather, he exercised tact. If he did not keep all
fast-days, he never failed to secure the proper dispensations, nor to
see that his dependants fasted scrupulously: and if he sometimes, even
now, was drawn into argument, Monsieur de Puysange was not ever known
after any lethal duel to omit the ordering of a mass, at the local
Church of Holy Hoprig, for his adversary’s soul. “There are amenities,”
he would declare, “imperative among well-bred Christians.”

Then too, when left a widower at the birth of his second legitimate
son, the Duke did not so far yield to the temptings of the flesh as
to take another wife; for he confessed to scruples if marriage, which
the Scriptures assert to be unknown in heaven, could anywhere be a
quite laudable estate: but he saw to it that his boys were tended by
a succession of good-looking and amiable governesses. His priests
also were kept sleek, and his confessor unshocked, by the Duke’s
tireless generosity to the Church; and were all of unquestioned
piety, which they did not carry to excess. In fine, with youth and
sentiment, and the discomforts of warfare also, put well behind him,
the good gentleman had elected to live discreetly, among reputable but
sympathetic companions....

When Florian told his father now about Florian’s delightful adventure
in Acaire, the Duke smiled: and he said that, in this dream begotten
by Florian’s late reading of the fairy tales of Monsieur Perrault,
Florian had been peculiarly privileged.

“For Madame Mélusine is not often encountered nowadays, my son. She was
once well known in this part of Poictesme. But it was a long while ago
she quarreled with her father, the wise King Helmas, and imprisoned
him with all his court in the high place that ought not to be. Yet
Mélusine, let me tell you, was properly punished for her unfilial
conduct; since upon every Sunday after that, her legs were turned to
fishes’ tails, and they stayed thus until Monday. This put the poor
lady to great inconvenience: and when she eventually married, it led
to a rather famous misunderstanding with her husband. And so he died
unhappily; but she did not die, because she was of the Léshy, born of a
people who are not immortal but are more than human—”

“Of course I know she did not die, monsieur my father. Why, it was only
this afternoon I talked with her. I liked her very much. But she is not
so pretty as Melior.”

It seemed to Florian that the dark curls of his father’s superb peruke
now framed a smiling which was almost sad. “Perhaps there will never
be in your eyes anybody so pretty as Melior. I am sure that you have
dreamed all this, jumbling together in your dreaming old Monsieur
Perrault’s fine story of the sleeping princess—La Belle au Bois
Dormant,—with our far older legends of Poictesme—”

“I do not think that it was just a dream, monsieur my father—”

“But I, unluckily, am sure it was, my son. And I suspect, too, that
it is the dream which comes in varying forms to us of Puysange, the
dream which we do not ever quite put out of mind. We stay, to the
last, romantics. So Melior, it may be, will remain to you always that
unattainable beauty toward which we of Puysange must always yearn,—just
as your patron St. Hoprig will always afford to you, in his glorious
life and deeds, an example which you will admire and, I trust, emulate.
I admit that such emulation,” the Duke added, more drily, “has not
always been inescapable by us of Puysange.”

“I cannot hope to be so good as was Monseigneur St. Hoprig,” Florian
replied, “but I shall endeavor to merit his approval.”

“Indeed, you should have dreamed of the blessed Hoprig also, while you
were about it, Florian. For he was a close friend of your Melior’s
father, you may remember, and performed many miracles at the court of
King Helmas.”

“That is true,” said Florian. “Oxen brought him there in a stone
trough: and I am sure that Monseigneur St. Hoprig must have loved
Melior very much.”

And he did not say any more about what his father seemed bent upon
regarding as Florian’s dream. At ten a boy has learned to humor the
notions of his elders. Florian slipped down from the bench, and tucked
his book under his arm, and agreed with his father that it was near
time for supper.

None the less, though, as the boy stood waiting for that magnificent
father of his to arise from the bench, Florian reflected how queer it
was that, before the falling of the Nis magic, this beautiful Melior
must have known and talked with Florian’s heavenly patron, St. Hoprig
of Gol. It was to Holy Hoprig that Florian’s mother had commended the
boy with her last breath, and it was to Holy Hoprig that Florian’s
father had taught the boy to pray in all time of doubt or peccadillo,
because this saint was always to be the boy’s protector and advocate.
And this made heaven seem very near and real, the knowledge that always
in celestial courts this bright friend was watching, and, Florian
hoped, was upon occasion tactfully suggesting to the good God that
one must not be too severe with growing boys. Melior—Florian thought
now,—was remotely and half timidly to be worshipped: Hoprig, the friend
and intercessor,—a being even more kindly and splendid than was your
superb father,—you loved....

Florian had by heart all the legends about Holy Hoprig. Particularly
did Florian rejoice in the tale of the saint’s birth, in such untoward
circumstances as caused the baby to be placed in a barrel, and cast
into the sea, to be carried whither wind and tide directed. Florian
knew that for ten years the barrel floated, tossing up and down in all
parts of the ocean, while regularly an angel passed the necessary food
to young Hoprig through the bung-hole. Finally, at Heaven’s chosen
time, the barrel rolled ashore near Manneville, on the low sands of
Fomor Beach. A fisherman, thinking that he had found a cask of wine,
was about to tap it with a gimlet; then from within, for the first
time, St. Hoprig speaks to man: “Do not injure the cask. Go at once to
the abbot of the monastery to which this land belongs, and bid him come
to baptize me.”

It seemed to Florian that was a glorious start in life for a boy of
ten, a boy of just the same age as Florian. All the later miracles and
prodigies appeared, in comparison with that soul-contenting moment, to
be compact of paler splendors. Nobody, though, could hear unenviously
of the long voyage to the Red Islands and the realm of Hlif, and to
Pohjola, and even to the gold-paved Strembölgings, where every woman
contains a serpent so placed as to discourage love-making,—of that
pre-eminently delightful voyage made by St. Hoprig and St. Hork in the
stone trough, which, after its landing upon the coasts of Poictesme,
at mid-winter, during a miraculous shower of apple-blossoms, white
oxen drew through the country hillward, with the two saints by turns
preaching and converting people all the way to Perdigon. For that,
Florian remembered, was the imposing fashion in which Holy Hoprig had
come to the court of Melior’s father,—and had wrought miracles there
also, to the discomfiture of the abominable Horrig. But more important,
now, was the reflection that St. Hoprig had in this manner come to
Melior and to the unimaginable beauty which, in the high place, a
coverlet of violet stuff just half concealed....

Certainly Monseigneur St. Hoprig must have loved Melior very much, and
these two must have been very marvelous when they went about a more
heroic and more splendid world than Florian could hope ever to inhabit.
It was of their beauty and holiness that the boy thought, with a dumb
yearning to be not in all unworthy of these bright, dear beings. That
was the longing—to be worthy,—which possessed Florian as he stood
waiting for his father to rise from the bench beneath the little tree
from the East. There, the Duke also seemed to meditate, about something
rather pleasant.

“You said just now, monsieur my father,” Florian stated, a trifle
worried, “that we of Puysange have not always imitated the good
examples of St. Hoprig. Have we been very bad?”

Monsieur de Puysange had put on his plumed hat, but he stayed seated.
He appeared now, as grown people so often do, amused for no logical or
conceivable reason: though, indeed, the Duke seemed to find most living
creatures involuntarily amusing.

He said: “We have displayed some hereditary foibles. For it is the
boast of the house of Puysange that we trace in the direct male line
from Poictesme’s old Jurgen. That ancient wanderer, says our legend,
somehow strayed into the bed-chamber of Madame Félise de Puysange; and
the result of his errancy was the vicomte who flourished under the last
Capets.”

Young Florian, in accord with the quaint custom of the day, had been
reared without misinformation as to how or whence children came into
the world. So he said only, if a little proudly, “Yes,—he was another
Florian, I remember, like me.”

“There were queer tales about this first Florian, also, who is reputed
to have vanished the moment he was married, and to have re-appeared
here, at Storisende, some thirty years later, with his youth
unimpaired. He declared himself to have slept out the intervening
while,—an excuse for remissness in his marital duties which sceptics
have considered both hackneyed and improbable.”

“Well,” Florian largely considered, “but then there is Sir Ogier still
asleep in Avalon until France has need of him; and John the Divine is
still sleeping at Ephesus until it is time to bear his witness against
Antichrist; and there is Merlin in Broceliande, and there is St. Joseph
of Arimathæa in the white city of Sarras—and really, monsieur my
father, there is Melior, and all the rest of King Helmas’ people up at
Brunbelois.”

“Are you still dreaming of your Melior, tenacious child! Certainly you
are logical, you cite good precedents for your namesake, and to adhere
to logic and precedent is always safe. I hope you will remember that.”

“I shall remember that, monsieur my father.”

“Certainly, too, this story of persons who sleep for a miraculous
while is common to all parts of the world. This Florian de Puysange,
in any event, married a granddaughter of the great Dom Manuel; so that
we descend from the two most famous of the heroes of Poictesme: but,
I fancy, it is from Jurgen that our family has inherited the larger
number of its traits.”

“Anyhow, we have risen from just being vicomtes—”

Florian’s father had leaned back, he had put off his provisional plan
of going in to supper. You could not say that the good gentleman
exactly took pride in his ancestry: rather, he found his lineage worthy
of him, and therefore he benevolently approved of it.

So he said now, complacently enough: “Yes, our house has prospered.
Steadily our fortunes have been erected, and in dignity too we have
been erected. Luck seems to favor us, however, most heartily when a
woman rules France, and it is to exalted ladies that we owe most of
our erections. Thus Queen Ysabeau the Bavarian notably advanced the
Puysange of her time, very much as Anne of Beaujeu and Catherine de
Medici did afterward. Many persons have noted the coincidence. Indeed,
it was only sixty years ago that Marion de Lorme spoke privately to
the Great Cardinal, with such eloquence that the Puysange of the
day—another Florian, and a notably religious person,—had presently been
made a duke, with an appropriate estate in the south—”

“I know,” said Florian, not a bit humble about his erudition. “That is
how we came to be here in Poictesme. Mademoiselle de Lorme was a very
kind lady, was she not, monsieur my father?”

“She was so famed, my son, for all manner of generosity that when my
grandfather remodeled Bellegarde, and erected the Hugonet wing of
the present château, he sealed up in the cornerstone, just as people
sometimes place there the relics of a saint, both of Mademoiselle de
Lorme’s garters. Probably there was some salutary story connected with
his acquiring of them; for my pious grandfather cared nothing for such
vanities as jeweled garters, his mind being wholly set upon higher
things.”

“I wish we knew that story,” said Florian.

“But nobody does. My grandfather was discreet. So he thrived. And his
son, who was my honored father, also thrived under the regency of Anne
of Austria. He thrived rather unaccountably in the teeth of Mazarin’s
open dislike. There was some story—I do not know what,—about a nightcap
found under the Queen’s pillow, and considered by his eminence to need
some explaining. My honored father was never good at explaining things.
But he was discreet, and he thrived. And I too, my son, was lucky in
Madame de Montespan’s time.”

Now Madame de Montespan’s time antedated Florian’s thinking: but about
the King’s last mistress,—and morganatic wife, some said,—Florian was
better informed.

“Madame de Maintenon also is very fond of you, monsieur my father, is
she not?”

The Duke slightly waved his hand, as one who disclaims unmerited
tribute. “It was my privilege to know that incomparable lady during
her first husband’s life. He was a penniless cripple who had lost
the use of all his members, and in that time of many wants I was so
lucky as to comfort Madame Scarron now and then. Madame de Maintenon
remembers these alleviations of her unfortunate youth, and notes with
approval that I have forgotten them utterly. So Madame is very kind.
In short,—or, rather, to sum up the tale,—the lords of Puysange are
rumored, by superstitious persons, to have a talisman which enables
them to go farther than may most men in their dealings with ladies.”

“You mean, like a magic lamp or a wishing cap?” said Florian, “or like
a wizard’s wand?”

“Yes, something in that shape,” the Duke answered, “and they tell how
through its proper employment, always under the great law of living,
our house has got much pleasure and prosperity. And it is certain the
Collyn aids us at need—”

“What is the Collyn?”

“Nothing suitable for a boy of ten to know about. When you are a man I
shall have to tell you, Florian. That will be soon enough.”

“And what, monsieur my father, is this great law of living?”

The Duke looked for a while at his son rather queerly. “Thou shalt not
offend,” the Duke replied, “against the notions of thy neighbor.”

With that he was silent: and, rising at last from the bench, he walked
across the lawn, and ascended the broad curving marble stairway which
led to the south terrace of Storisende. And Florian, following, was for
an instant quiet, and a little puzzled.

“Yes, monseigneur my father, but I do not see—”

The Duke turned, an opulent figure in dark blue and gold. He was
standing by one of the tall vases elaborately carved with garlands, the
vases that in summer overflowed with bright red and yellow flowers:
these vases were now empty, and the gardeners had replaced the carved
lids.

“Youth never sees the reason of that law, my son. I am wholly
unprepared to say whether or not this is a lucky circumstance.” The
Duke again paused, looking thoughtfully across the terrace, toward the
battlemented walls and the four towers of the southern façade. His
gazing seemed to go well beyond the fountain and the radiating low
hedges and gravelled walkways of the terrace, to go beyond, for that
matter, the darkening castle. Twilight was rising: you saw a light in
one window. “At all events, we are home again, young dreamer. I too was
once a dreamer. And at all events, there is Little Brother waiting for
us.”

_3._

_Widowers Seek Consolation_

Little brother was indeed waiting for them, at the arched doorway,
impatient of his governess’ restraint. At sight of them he began
telling, coincidently, of how hungry he was, and of how he had helped
old Margot to milk a cow that afternoon, and of how a courier was
waiting for Monsieur my Father in great long boots, up to here. The
trifold tale was confusing, for at eight little Raoul could not yet
speak plainly. His sleeve was torn, and he had a marvelously dirty face.

Behind him stood pallid pretty Mademoiselle Berthe, the governess who a
trifle later, during the next winter, killed herself. She had already
begun bewailing her condition to the Duke, even while she obstinately
would have none of the various husbands whom her kindly patron
recommended, from among his dependants, as ready to make that condition
respectable. There seemed no pleasing the girl, and Florian could see
that his father, for all his uniform benevolence, regarded her as a
nuisance.

But the Duke now gazed down, at the pale frightened-looking creature,
with that fine condescending smile which he accorded almost everybody.
“Mademoiselle, children are a grave responsibility. I have just found
Florian asleep in the mud yonder, whereas you have evidently just
plucked this other small pest from the pig-sty. It is lucky that we
have no more brats to contend with, Mademoiselle, for the present, is
it not?”

Florian wondered, long afterward, how Mademoiselle had looked, and
what she replied. He could not recollect. But he did remember that at
this instant Little Brother ran from her and hugged first one of his
father’s superb legs and then Florian. Little Brother was warm and
tough-feeling and astonishingly strong, and he smelled of clean earth.

Florian loved him very much, and indeed the affection between the two
brothers endured until the end of their intercourse. Florian was always
consciously the elder and wiser, and felt himself the stronger long
after Raoul had become taller than Florian. Even after Raoul was well
on in his thirties, and both the boys had boys of their own, Florian
still thought of the Chevalier de Puysange as a little brother with a
dirty face and a smell of clean earth, whom you loved and patronized,
and from whom you had one secret only. For of course you never told
Raoul about Melior.

You spoke to nobody about Melior. You found it wiser and more delicious
to retain all knowledge of her loveliness for entirely private
consideration, and thus not be bothered with people’s illogical notion
that Melior was only a dream.

For the memory of the Princess Melior’s loveliness did not depart as
Florian became older, and neither manhood nor marriage could put quite
out of mind the beauty that he had in childhood, however briefly, seen.
Other women came and in due season went. His wives indeed seemed to die
with a sort of uniform prematureness in which the considerate found
something of fatality: nor did the social conventions of the day permit
a Puysange to shirk amusing himself with yet other women. Florian
amused himself so liberally, once his father was dead, and the former
Prince de Lisuarte had succeeded to the major title and to his part of
the estates, that they of Bellegarde were grieved when it was known
that the fourth Duke of Puysange now planned to marry for the fifth
time.

At Florian’s château of Bellegarde, affairs had sped very pleasantly
since the death of his last wife, and the packing off of his son to
Storisende. Storisende, by the old Duke’s will, had fallen to Raoul.
Affairs had sped so pleasantly, they said at Bellegarde, that it
seemed a deplorable risk for monseigneur to be marrying a woman who
might, conceivably, be forthwith trying to reclaim him from all
fashionable customs. Besides, he was upon this occasion marrying a
daughter of the house of Nérac, just as his brother the Chevalier had
done. And this was a ruiningly virtuous family, a positively dowdy
family who hardly seemed to comprehend—they said at Bellegarde,—that
we were now living in the modern world of 1723, and that fashions had
altered since the old King’s death.

“For how long, little monster, will this new toy amuse you?” asked
Mademoiselle Cécile. It appears unfair here to record that at nine
o’clock in the morning they were not yet up and about the day’s duties,
without recording also, in palliation of such seeming laziness, that
there was no especial need to hurry, for all of mademoiselle’s trunks
had been packed overnight, and she was not to leave Bellegarde until
noon.

“Parbleu, one never knows,” Florian replied, as he lay smiling lazily
at the smiling cupids who held up the bed-canopies. “It is a very
beautiful feature of my character that at thirty-five I am still the
optimist. When I marry I always believe the ceremony to begin a new and
permanent era.”

“Oh, very naturally, since everywhere that frame of mind is considered
appropriate to a bridegroom.” The girl had turned her sleek brown head
a little, resting it more comfortably upon the pillow, and she regarded
Florian with appraising eyes. “My friend, in this, as in much else, I
find your subserviency to convention almost excessive. It becomes a
notorious mania with you to do nothing whatever without the backing of
logic and good precedent—”

“My father, mademoiselle, impressed upon me a great while ago the
philosophy of these virtues.”

“Yes, all that is very fine. Yet I at times suspect your logic and
your precedents to be in reality patched-up excuses for following the
moment’s whim: or else I seem to see you adjusting them, like colored
spectacles, to improve in your eyes the appearance of that which you
have in hand.”

“Now you misjudge me, mademoiselle, with the ruthlessness of intimate
personal acquaintance—”

“But indeed, indeed, those precedents which you educe are often rather
far-fetched. You are much too ready to refer us to the customs of the
Visigoths, or to cite the table-talk of Aristotle, or to appeal to the
rulings of Quintilian. It sounds well: I concede that. Yet these, and
the similar sonorous pedantries with which you are so glib to justify
your pranks, do not, my friend, let me assure you, seem always wholly
relevant to the conditions of modern life—”

“My race descends from a most notable scholar, mademoiselle, and it
well may be the great Jurgen has bequeathed to me some flavor of his
unique erudition. For that I certainly need not apologize—”

“No, you should rather apologize because that ancient hero appears
also to have bequeathed to you a sad tendency to self-indulgence in
matrimony. Now to get married has always seemed to me an indelicate
advertising of one’s intentions: and I assuredly cannot condone in
anybody a selfish habit which to-day leads to my being turned out of
doors—”

“A pest! you talk as if I too did not sincerely regret those social
conventions which make necessary your departure—”

“Yet it is you who evoke those silly conventions by marrying again.”

“—But in a grave matter like matrimony one must not be obstinate
and illiberal. Raoul assures me, you conceive, that his little
sister-in-law is a delightful creature. He thinks that as a co-heiress
of Nérac, without any meddlesome male relatives, she is the person
logically suited to be my wife. And I like to indulge the dear fellow’s
wishes.”

“Behold a fine sample of your indulgence of others, by marrying a
great fortune! After all, though,” Cécile reflected, philosophically,
“I would not change shoes with her. For it is not wholesome, my
friend, to be your wife. But it has been eminently pleasant to be your
playfellow.”

Florian smiled. And Florian somewhat altered his position.

“_Bels dous amicx_,” sang Florian, softly, “_fassam un joc novel—!_”

“I must ask for some explanation of, at least,” Cécile stated, with
that light, half-muffled laugh which Florian found adorable, “your
words.”

“I was about to sing, mademoiselle, a very ancient aubade. I was
beginning a morning-song such as each lover in the days of troubadours
was used, here in Poictesme, to sing to his mistress at arising.”

“So that, now you are, as I perceive, arising, you plan to honor the
old custom? That is well enough for you, who are a Duke of Puysange,
and who have so much respect for precedent and logic. But I am not
logical, I am, as you can see, a woman. Moreover, I am modern in all,
I abhor antiquity. I find it particularly misplaced in a bedroom. And
so, my friend, I must entreat you, whatever you do, not to sing any of
those old songs, which may, for anything I know, have some improper
significance.”

Florian humored this young lady’s rather strict notions of propriety,
and they for a while stopped talking. Then they parted with a friendly
kiss, and they dressed each for travelling: and Mademoiselle
Cécile rode south upon a tentative visit to Cardinal Borgia, whose
proffered benefactions had thus far been phrased with magniloquence
and vagueness. This fair girl had the religious temperament, and she
delighted in submitting herself to her spiritual fathers, but she
required some daily comforts also.

Florian next sent for the boy Gian Paolo, who had now for seven months
been Florian’s guest. “I am marrying,” said Florian. “We must part,
Gian Paolo.”

“Do you think so?” the boy said. “Ah, but you would regret me!”

“Regretting would become a lost art if people did not sometimes do
their duty. Now that I am about to take a wife, you comprehend, I
shall for the while be more or less pre-empted by my bride. It is
unlikely that I shall be able, at all events during the first ardors
of the honeymoon, to entertain my friends with any adequacy. Let us
be logical, dear Gian Paolo! I find no fault in you, beloved boy, I
concede you to be fit friend for an emperor. It is merely that the
advent of my new duchess now compels me to ensure the privacy of our
honeymoon by parting, however regretfully, with Mademoiselle Cécile and
with you also.”

“Your decision does not surprise me, Florian, for they say that you
have parted with many persons who loved you, and who left you—”

“Yes?” said Florian.

“—Very suddenly—”

“Yes?” Florian said, again.

“—And yet without their departure surprising you at all, dear Florian.”

“Oh, it is merely that in moments of extreme anguish I attempt to
control my emotions, and to give them no undignified display,” said
Florian. “Doubtless, I was as surprised as anybody. Well, but this
foolish gossip of this very censorious neighborhood does not concern
us, Gian Paolo: and, now that you too are about to go, I can assure you
that all your needs”—here for an instant Florian hesitated,—“have been
provided for.”

“Indeed, I see that you have wine set ready. Is it”—and the boy smiled
subtly, for he was confident of his power over Florian,—“is it my
stirrup-cup, dear Florian?”

Florian now looked full upon him. “Yes,” Florian said, rather sadly.
Then they drank, but not of the same wine, to the new Duchess of
Puysange. And the boy Gian Paolo died without pain.

“It is better so,” said Florian. “Time would have spoiled your beauty.
Time would have spoiled your joy in life, Gian Paolo, and would have
shaken your fond belief that I was your slave in everything. Time lay
in wait to travesty this velvet chin with a harsh beard, to waken harsh
doubtings in the merry heart, and to abate your lovely perversities
with harsh repentance. For time ruins all, but you escape him, dear
Gian Paolo, unmarred.”

Now Florian was smiling wistfully, for he found heartache in this
thinking of the evanescence of beauty everywhere, and heartache too in
thinking of the fate of that charming old lady, La Tophania, who had
been so kind to him in Naples. For Florian could rarely make use of
her recipes without recollecting how cruelly the mob had dealt with
his venerable instructress: that was, he knew, a sentimental side to
his nature, which he could never quite restrain. So he now thought
sadly of this stately old-world gentlewoman, so impiously dragged from
a convent and strangled, now four years ago, because of her charity
toward those who were afflicted by the longevity of others. Yes, life
was wasteful, sparing nobody, not even one who was so wise and amiable
as La Tophania, nor so lovable as Gian Paolo. The thought depressed
him: such wastefulness was illogical: and it seemed to Florian, too,
that this putting of his household into fit order for the reception of
his bride was not wholly a merry business.

Then Florian, stroking the dead hand which was as yet soft and warm,
said gently: “And though I have slain you, dear Gian Paolo, rather
than see you depart from me to become the friend of another, and
perhaps to talk with him indiscreetly after having learned more about
me than was wise, I have at worst not offended against convention,
nor have I run counter to the fine precedents of the old time. Just
so did the great Alexander deal with his Clitus, and Hadrian with
his Antinous; nor did divine Apollo give any other parting gift to
Hyacinthos, his most dear friend. Now the examples afforded us by
ancient monarchs and by the heathen gods should not, perhaps, be
followed blindly. Indeed, we should in logic remember always that all
these were pagans, unsustained by the promptings of true faith, and
therefore liable to err. None the less, they at least establish an
arguable precedent, they afford people of condition something to go by:
and to have that is a firm comfort.”

He kissed the dead lips fondly; and he bade his lackeys summon Father
Joseph to bury Gian Paolo, with due ceremony, in the Chapel, next to
Florian’s wives.

“We obey. Yet, it will leave room for no more graves,” one told him,
“in the alcove wherein monseigneur’s wives are interred.”

“That is true. You are an admirable servant, Pierre, you think
logically of all things. Do you bury the poor lad in the south
transept.”

Then Florian took wine and wafers into the secret chamber which nobody
else cared to enter, and he made sure that everything there was in
order. All these events happened on the feast day of St. Swithin of
Winchester, which falls upon the fifteenth of July: and on that same
day Florian left Bellegarde, going to meet his new wife, and traveling
alone, toward Storisende.

_4._

_Economics of an Old Race_

Florian rode alone, spruce and staid in a traveling suit of
bottle-green and silver, riding upon a tall white horse, riding toward
Storisende, where his betrothed awaited him, and where the wedding
supper was already in preparation. He went by the longer route, so
that he might put up a prayer, for the success of his new venture into
matrimony, at the church of Holy Hoprig. Nobody was better known nor
more welcome at this venerable shrine than was Florian, for the Duke of
Puysange had spared nothing to evince his respect for the fame and the
favorable opinion of his patron saint. Whether in the shape of candles
or a handsome window, or a new chapel or an acre or two of meadow
land, Florian was always giving for the greater glory of that bright
intercessor who in heaven, Florian assumed, was tactfully suggesting
that such generosity should not be overlooked. So it was that Florian
kept his accounts balanced, his future of a guaranteeable pleasantness,
and his conscience clear.

Having prayed for the success of this new marriage and for the
soul of Gian Paolo, and having confessed to all the last month’s
irregularities, Florian went eastward. He passed Amneran and a spur of
the great forest, now that he went to ford the Duardenez. As he neared
Acaire he thought, idly, and with small shrugs, of a boy’s adventuring
to the sleeping princess in the midst of these woods, and of the beauty
which he had not ever forgotten utterly: and his heart was troubled
with that worshipful and hopeless longing which any thinking about this
Melior would always evoke in Florian, because he knew that his “dream,”
as people would call it, was a far more true and vital thing than
Florian’s daily living.

Then on a sudden he reined up his horse, and Florian waited there,
looking down upon the dark woman who had come out of this not
over-wholesome forest. Florian did not speak for some while, but he
smiled, and he shook his head in a sort of humorous disapprobation.

This woman was his half-sister, whom Florian’s father had begotten,
with the co-operation of the bailiff of Ranec’s daughter, some while
before middle age and the coming into extreme fashion of continence
had made such escapades criticizable. Marie-Claire Cazaio was thus
of an age with Florian, being his senior by only three months. In
their shared youth these two had not been strangers, for the old Duke
had handsomely recognized his responsibility for this daughter, and
had kept Marie-Claire about his household until the girl had outraged
propriety by bearing an illegitimate child. After this the Duke had no
choice except to turn her out of doors. She had since then taken up
with companions whose repute was not even dubious: and her manner of
living was esteemed intemperate by the most broad-minded persons in
Poictesme, where sorcery was treated with all reasonable indulgence.

“My dear,” said Florian, at last, still shaking his head, “I must tell
you, however little good it does, that there was another deputation of
peasants and declamatory grocers at me, only last week, to have you
seized and burned. You are too careless, Marie-Claire, about offending
against the notions of your neighbors. You should persuade your
unearthly lovers to curb their ardors until after dark. You should at
least induce them not to pass over Amneran in such shapes as frighten
your neighbors in the twilight, and so provoke their very natural
desire to burn you at broad noon.”

“These little peasants will not burn me yet,” she answered. “My term
is not yet run out—” You saw that Marie-Claire was thinking of quite
other matters. She said, “So, they tell me, you are to marry again?”

She had lifted to him now that half-pensive, half-blind staring which
he uneasily recognized. Florian had always under this woman’s gaze
the illogical feeling that, where he was, Marie-Claire saw some one
else, or, to be exact, saw some one a slight distance behind him. Her
eyes could not be black. Florian knew that nobody’s eyes were really
black. But this woman’s small eyes were very dark, they had such
extraordinarily thick lashes upon both upper and lower lids, that these
little eyes most certainly seemed blobs of infernal ink. There was in
his sister’s eyes a discomfortable knowingness. Puysange looked at
Puysange.

He answered, quietly, “Yes, Mademoiselle de Nérac is now about to make
me the happiest of men.”

“Unhappy child! for she too is flesh and blood.”

“And what does that anatomical truism signify when it is so cryptically
uttered, Marie-Claire?”

“It means that you and I are not enamored of flesh and blood.”

Florian did not reply to this in words. But he smiled at his
half-sister, for he was really fond of her, even now, and they
understood each other excellently.

So he stayed silent, still looking at her. By and by he said: “You come
out of a wood that is not often visited by abbots and cherubim, and you
carry a sieve and shears. Who is yonder?”

Marie-Claire replied, “How should I know the real name of the adversary
of all the gods of men?”

“Pardieu!” said Florian, “so it is company of such sinister grandeur
that you entertain nowadays. You progress, my sister, toward a truly
notable damnation.”

“In these parts, to be sure, they call him Janicot—”

“Yes, I know,” said Florian, “and, certainly, his local name does not
matter in the least.” Florian smiled benevolently, and said, “Good luck
to you, my dear!”

Then he rode on, into the pathway from which Marie-Claire had just
emerged. He was interested, for it might well be rather amusing to
overtake this whispered-about Janicot in the midst of his sombre work:
but, even so, the thoughts of Florian were not wholly given over to
Janicot, or to Marie-Claire either. Instead, he was still thinking of
the sleeping woman’s face which he had not ever forgotten utterly: and
this dark sullen sister of his—who had once been so pretty too, he
recollected,—and all her injudicious traffic seemed, somehow, rather
futile.

No, he reflected, Marie-Claire was not pretty now. Her neck remained
wonderful: it was still the only woman’s neck familiar to Florian that
really justified comparison with a swan’s neck by its unusual length
and roundness and flexibility. But her head was too small for that
superb neck: she had taken on the dusky pallor of a Puysange: she was,
in fine, thirty-five, and looked rather older. It showed you what
irregular and sorcerous living might lead to. Florian at thirty-five
looked—at most, he estimated,—twenty-eight. Yes: it was much more
sensible to adhere to precedent, and to keep all one’s accounts in
order, through St. Hoprig’s loving care, and to retain overhead a
thrifty balance in one’s favor.

_5._

_Friendly Advice of Janicot_

When he had entered a little way into Acaire, Florian came to an open
place, where seven trees had been hewn down. A brown horse was tethered
here, and here seven lilies bloomed with a surprising splendor of
white and gold. These stood waist-high about a sedate looking burgess,
unostentatiously but very neatly dressed in some brown stuff, which
was just the color of his skin. At his feet was a shrub covered with
crimson flowers: no sun shone here, the sky was clouded and cast down a
coppery glow.

Such was Janicot. Florian saluted him, quite civilly, but with
appropriate reserve.

“Come,” Janicot said, smiling, “and is this the rapturous countenance
of a bridegroom? I am not pleased with you, Monsieur the Duke, I must
have happy faces among my friends.”

“So you also have heard of my approaching marriage! Well, I am content
enough, and for me to marry the co-heiress of Nérac seems logical:
but in logic, too, I cannot ignore that I ride toward a disappointing
business. There is magic in the curiously clothed woman who is
mistress of herself, the hour and you: but the prostrate, sweating and
submissive meat in a tangle of bed-clothing—!” Florian shrugged.

“In fact,” said Janicot, as if pensively, “I have observed you. You
do not enter wholly into the pleasures suitable for men and women:
you do not avoid these agreeabilities, but your sampling of them is
without self-surrender, and there is something else which you hold more
desirable.”

“That is true.” Florian for an instant meditated. Florian shrugged.
Then Florian dismounted from his white horse, and tethered it. Here was
the one being in whom you might confide logically. Florian told Janicot
the story of how, in childhood, Florian had ascended to the high place,
and had seen the Princess Melior, whom always since that time his heart
had desired.

And Janicot heard him through, with some marks of interest. Janicot
nodded.

“Yes, yes,” said Janicot. “I do not frequent high places. But I have
heard of this Melior, from men a long while dead, and they said that
she was beautiful.”

“Then they spoke foolishly,” replied Florian, “because they spoke
with pitiable inadequacy. Now I do not say that she is beautiful. I do
not speak any praise whatever of Melior, because her worth is beyond
all praising. I am silent as to the unforgotten beauty of Melior,
lest I cry out against that which I love. When I was but a child her
loveliness was revealed to me, and never since then have I been able to
forget the beauty of which all dreams go envious. I jest with women who
are lovable and nicely colored; they have soft voices, and their hearts
are kind: but presently I yawn and say they are not as Melior.”

“Ah, but in fact,” said Janicot, “in fact, you do—without caring to
commit yourself formally,—believe that this Melior is beautiful?”

Now Florian’s plump face was altered, and his voice shook a little. He
said:

“Her beauty is that beauty which women had in the world’s youth, and
whose components the old world forgets in this gray age. It may be that
Queen Helen possessed such beauty, she for whom the long warring was.
It may be that Cleopatra of Egypt, who had for her playmates emperors
and a gleaming snake, and for her lovers all poets that have ever
lived, or it may be that some other royal lady of the old time, in
the world’s youth, wore flesh that was the peer of Melior’s flesh in
loveliness. But such women, if there indeed was ever Melior’s peer,
are now vague echoes and blown dust. I cry the names that once were
magic. I cry to Semiramis and to Erigonê and to Guenevere, and there is
none to answer. Their beauty has gone down into the cold grave, it has
nourished grasses, and cattle chew the cud which was their loveliness.
Therefore I cry again, I cry the name of Melior: and though none
answers, I know that I cry upon the unflawed and living beauty which my
own eyes have seen.”

[Illustration:
Caption surrounded by a garland:
She waited—there was the miracle—
for FLORIAN DE PUYSANGE.
_See page 75_
The image]

Janicot sat on a tree-stump, stroking his chin with thumb and
fore-finger. He was entirely brown, with white and gold about him, and
the flowering at his neatly shod feet was more red than blood. He said:

“In that seeing, denied to all other living persons,—in that, at least,
you have been blessed.”

“In that,” said Florian, bitterly, “I was accursed. Because of this
beauty which I may not put out of mind, the tinsel prettiness of other
women becomes grotesque and pitiable and hateful. I strive to mate with
them, and I lie lonely in their arms. I seek for a mate, and I find
only meat and much talking. Then I regard the tedious stranger in whose
arms I discover myself, and I wonder what I am doing in this place. I
remember Melior, and I must rid myself of the fond foolish creature who
is not as Melior.”

“Ah, ah!” said Janicot then, “so that is how it is. I perceive you
are a romantic. The disorder is difficult to cure. Yet we must have
you losing no more wives: there must be an end to the ill luck which
follows your matrimonial adventures and causes hypercritical persons
to whisper. Yes, since you are a romantic, since all other women upset
your equanimity and lead you into bereavements which people, let me
tell you, are festooning with ugly surmises, you certainly must have
this Melior.”

“No,” Florian said, wistfully, “there is an etiquette in these matters.
Even if I cared to dabble in sorcery, it would not be quite courteous
for me to interfere with the magic which Madame Mélusine has laid upon
the high place and her blood relations. It would be meddling in her
family affairs, it would be an incivility without precedent, to her who
was so kind to me in my childhood.”

“You think too much about precedent, Monsieur the Duke. In any event,
Mélusine has half forgotten the matter. So much has happened to her, in
the last several hundred years, that her mind has quite gone. She cares
only to wail upon battlements and to pass through dusky corridors at
twilight, predicting the deaths of her various descendants. You can see
for yourself that these are not the recreations of a logical person.
No, Florian, you are considerate, and it does you great credit, but
you would not annoy Madame Mélusine by releasing Brunbelois.”

Said Florian, gently: “My intimates, to be sure, address me as Florian.
But our acquaintance, Monsieur Janicot, however delightful, remains as
yet of such brevity that, really, whether you be human or divine—”

“Oh, but, Monsieur the Duke,” replied the other, “but indeed I entreat
your pardon for my inadvertence.”

And Florian too bowed. “It is merely a social convention, of course.
Yet it is necessary to respect the best precedents even in trifles.
Well, now, and as to your suggestion, I confess you tempt me—”

“Only, you could not free Brunbelois unaided, nor could any living
sorcerer. For Mélusine’s was the Old Magic that is stronger than the
thin thaumaturgy of these days. Yet I desire to have happy faces about
me, so I will give you this Melior for a while.”

“And at what price?”

“I who am the Prince of this World am not a merchant to buy and sell.
I will release the castle, and you may have the girl as a free gift. I
warn you, though, that, since she is of the Léshy, at the year’s end
she will vanish.”

Florian shook his head, smilingly. He knew of course that marriage
with one of the Léshy could not be permanent. But this fiend must
believe him very simple indeed, if Janicot thought Florian so
uninformed as not to know that whoever accepts a gift from hell is
thereby condemned to burn eternally: and to perceive this amused
Florian.

“Ah, Monsieur Janicot, but a Puysange cannot take alms from anybody.
No, let us be logical! There must be a price set and paid, so that I
may remain under no distasteful and incendiary debts.”

Janicot hid excellently the disappointment he must have felt. “Then
suppose we fix it that she is yours until you have had a child by her?
And that then she will vanish, and that then the child is to be given
me, as my honorarium, by”—Janicot explained,—“the old ritual.”

“Well,” Florian replied, “I may logically take this to be a case of
desperate necessity, since all my happiness depends upon it. Now in
such cases Paracelsus admits the lawfulness of seeking aid from—if
you will pardon the technical term, Monsieur Janicot,—from unclean
spirits. He is supported in this, as I remember it, by Peter Ærodius,
by Bartolus of Sassoferato, by Salecitus, and by other divines and
schoolmen. So I have honorable precedents, I do not offend against
convention. Yes, I accept the offer; and the child, whatever my
paternal pangs, shall be given, as your honorarium, by the old ritual.”

“Of course,” said Janicot, reflectively, “if there should be no child—”

“Monsieur, I am Puysange. There will be a child.”

“Why, then, it is settled. Now I think of it, you will need the sword
Flamberge with which to perform this rite, since Melior is of the
Léshy, and that sword alone of all swords may spill their blood—”

“But where is Flamberge nowadays?”

“There is one at home, in an earthen pot, who could inform you.”

“Let us not speak of that,” said Florian, hastily, “but do you tell me
where is this sword.”

“I have no notion as to the present whereabouts of Flamberge. Nor,
since you stickle for etiquette, is it etiquette for me to aid you in
finding this sword until you have made me a sacrifice.”

“Why, but you offered Melior as a free gift!” said Florian, smiling to
see how obvious were the traps this Janicot set for him. “Is a princess
of smaller importance than a sword?”

“A princess is easier to get, because a princess is easier to make.
A sword, far less a magic sword like Flamberge, cannot be fashioned
without long training and preparation and special knowledge. But no
man needs more than privacy and a queen’s goodwill to make a princess.”

“I confess, Monsieur Janicot, that your logic is indisputable. Well,
when at the winter solstice you hold your Festival of the Wheel, I
shall not sacrifice to you. That would be to relapse into the old
evil ways of heathenry, a relapse for which is appointed an agonizing
reproof, administered in realms unnecessary to mention, but doubtless
familiar to you. However, I shall be glad to tender you a suitable
Christmas present, since that sacred season falls at the same time.”

“You may call it whatever you prefer. But it must be a worthy gift that
one offers me at my Yule Feast.”

“You shall have—not as a sacrifice, you understand, but as a Christmas
present,—the greatest man living in France. You shall have no less a
gift than the life of that weasel-faced prime-minister who now rules
France, the all-powerful Cardinal Dubois. For the rest, your bargain
is reasonable: it contains none of those rash mortgagings of the
soul, about which—if you will pardon my habitual frankness, Monsieur
Janicot,—one has to be careful in all business dealings with your
people. So let us subscribe this bond.”

Janicot laughed: his traffic was not in souls, he said; and he said
also that Florian, for a nobleman, was deplorably the man of business.
None the less, Janicot now produced from his pocket a paper upon which
the terms of their bargain happened, rather unaccountably, to be neatly
written out: and they both signed this paper, with the pens and ink
which Florian had not previously noticed to be laid there so close at
hand, upon one of the tree-stumps.

Then Janicot put up the paper, and remarked: “A thing done has an end.
For the rest, these fellows will escort you to Brunbelois.”

“And of what fellows do you speak?” asked Florian.

“Why, those servants of mine just behind you,” replied Janicot.

And Florian, turning, saw in the roadway two very hairy persons in an
oxcart, drawn by two brown goats which were as large as oxen; and yet
Florian was certain no one of these things had been in that place an
instant before. This Janicot, however easy to see through had been his
traps for Florian, was beyond doubt efficient.

Florian said: “The liveries of your retainers tend somewhat to the
capillary. None the less, I shall be deeply honored, monsieur, to be
attended by any servants of your household.”

Janicot replied: “Madame Mélusine has ordained against men and the
living of mankind eternal banishment from the high place. Very well!”

He drew his sword, and without any apparent effort he struck off the
head of his brown horse. He set this head upon a stake, and he thrust
the other end of the stake into the ground, so that the stake stood
upright.

“I here set up,” said Janicot, “a nithing post. I turn the post. I turn
the eternal banishment against Madame Mélusine.”

He waited for a moment. He was entirely brown: about him lilies
bloomed, with a surprising splendor of white and gold: and the
flowering at his feet was more red than blood.

He moved the stake so that the horse’s head now faced the east, and
Janicot said: “Also I turn this post against the protecting monsters
of the high place, in order that they may all become as witless as now
is this slain horse. I send a witlessness upon them from the nithing
post, which makes witless and takes away the strength of the rulers and
of the controlling gods of whatever land this nithing post be turned
against. I, who am what I am, have turned the post. I have sent forth
the Seeing of All, the Seeing that makes witless. A thing done has an
end.”

_6._

_Philosophy of the Lower Class_

Florian parted from brown Janicot for that while, and mounted his
white horse, and rode upward toward the castle of Brunbelois, without
further thought of the girl at Storisende whom logic had picked out
to be his wife. Florian was followed by the oxcart which Janicot had
provided. Florian found all the monsters lying in a witless stupor.
So he fearlessly set upon and killed the black bleps and the crested
strycophanês and the gray calcar.

He passed on upward, presently to decapitate the eale, which writhed
its movable horns very remarkably in dying. Florian went on intrepidly,
and despatched the golden-maned and-whiskered leucrocotta. The
tarandus, farther up the road, proved more troublesome: this monster
had, after its sly habit, taken on the coloring of the spot in which it
lay concealed, so that it was hard to find; and, when found, its hide
was so tough as to resist for some while the edge of Florian’s sword.
The thin and flabby neck of the catoblepas was in contrast gratifyingly
easy to sever. Indeed, this was in all respects a contemptible monster,
dingily colored, and in no way formidable now that its eyes were shut.

Florian’s heroic butchery was well-nigh over: so he passed on cheerily
to the next turn in the road; and in that place a moment later the
bright red mantichora was impotently thrusting out its sting in the
death agony, a sudden wind came up from the west, and the posture of
the sun was changed.

Having dauntlessly performed these unmatched feats, the champion paused
to reward himself with a pinch of snuff. The lid of his snuff-box bore
the portrait of his dear friend and patron, Philippe d’Orléans, and
it seemed odd to be regarding familiar features in these mischancy
uplands. Then Florian, refreshed, looked about him. Three incredibly
weather-beaten sheep were grazing to his right: to the left he saw,
framed by the foliage upon each side of and overhanging the green
roadway, the castle of Brunbelois.

Thus one by one did Florian cut off the heads of the seven wardens,
with real regret—excepting only when he killed the catoblepas,—that his
needs compelled him to destroy such colorful and charming monsters.
The two remarkably hairy persons, without ever speaking, lifted each
enormous head, one by one, into the cart. The party mounted within
eyeshot of Brunbelois thus triumphantly. And at Brunbelois, where the
old time yet lingered, the hour was not afternoon but early morning:
and at the instant Florian slew the mantichora all the persons within
the castle had awakened from what they thought was one night’s resting.

Now the first of the awakened Peohtes whom Florian encountered was a
milkmaid coming down from Brunbelois with five cows. What Florian could
see of her was pleasurably shaped and tinted. He looked long at her.

“To pause now for any frivolous reason,” reflected Florian, “or to
disfigure in any way the moment in which I approach my life’s desire,
is of course unthinkable—”

Meanwhile the milkmaid looked at Florian. She smiled, and her naturally
high coloring was heightened.

“—So I do not pause for frivolous reasons. I pause because one must be
logical. For, now that I think of it, to rescue people from enchantment
is a logical proceeding only when one is certain that this rescuing
involves some positive gain to the world. Do you drive on a little
way, and wait for me,” said Florian, aloud, to his hirsute attendants,
“while I discover from this enticing creature what sort of persons we
have resurrected.”

The hairy servants of Janicot obeyed. Florian, very spruce in
bottle-green and silver, dismounted from his white horse, and in the
ancient roadway now overgrown with grass, held amicable discourse with
this age-old milkmaid. She proved at bottom not wholly unsophisticated.
And when they parted, each had been agreeably convinced that the
persons of one era are much like those of another.

Florian thus came to the gates of Brunbelois logically reassured
that he had done well in reviving such persons, even at the cost of
destroying charming monsters and of the labor involved in removing so
many heads. He counted smilingly on his finger-tips, but such was his
pleased abstraction that he miscalculated, and made the total eight.

He found that, now the enchantment was lifted, Brunbelois showed in
every respect as a fine old castle of the architecture indigenous
to fairy tales. Flags were flying from the turrets; sentinels,
delightfully shiny in the early morning sunlight, were pacing the
walls, on the look-out for enemies that had died many hundred years
ago; and at the gate was a night-porter, not yet off duty. This porter
wore red garments worked with yellow thistles, and he seemed dejected
but philosophic.

“Whence come you, in those queer dusty clothes?” inquired the porter,
“and what is your business here?”

“Announce to King Helmas,” said Florian, as he brushed the dust from
his bottle-green knees, and saw with regret that nothing could be done
about the grass-stains, which, possibly, had got there when he knelt to
cut off the tarandus’ head,—“announce to King Helmas that the lord of
Puysange is at hand.”

“You are talking, sir,” the porter answered, resignedly, “most
regrettable nonsense. For the knife is in the collops, the mead is in
the drinking-horn, the eggs are upon the toast, the minstrels are in
the gallery, and King Helmas is having breakfast.”

“None the less, I have important business with him—”

“Equally none the less, nobody may enter at this hour unless he is
the son of a king of a privileged country or a craftsman bringing his
craft.”

“Parbleu, but that is it, precisely. For I bring in that wagon very
fine samples of my craft.”

The porter left his small grilled lodge. He looked at the piled heads
of the monsters, he poked them with his finger, and he said mildly,
“Why, but did you ever!” Then he returned to the gate.

“Now, my friend,” said Florian, with the appropriate stateliness, “I
charge you, by all the color and ugliness of these samples of my craft,
to announce to your king that the lord of Puysange is at the gate with
tidings, and with proof, that the enchantment is happily lifted from
this castle.”

“So there has been an enchantment. I suspected something of the sort
when I came to, after nodding a bit like in the night, and noticed the
remarkably thick forest that had grown up everywhere around us.”

Florian observed, to this degraded underling who seemed not capable of
appreciating Florian’s fine exploits, “Well, certainly you take all
marvels very calmly.”

The sad porter replied that, with a reigning family so given to high
temper and sorcery, the retainers of Brunbelois were not easily
astounded. Something in the shape of an enchantment had been predicted
in the kitchen last night, he continued, after the notable quarrel
between Madame Mélusine and her father.

“My friend,” said Florian, “that was not last night. You speak of a
disastrous family jar in which the milk of human kindness curdled
several centuries ago. Since then there has been an enchantment laid
upon Brunbelois: and the spell was lifted only to-day.”

“Do you mean, sir, that I am actually several hundred and fifty-two
years old?”

“Somewhere in that November neighborhood,” said Florian. And he steeled
himself against the other’s outburst of horror and amazement.

“To think of that now!” said the porter. “I certainly never imagined it
would come to that. However, it is always a great comfort to reflect it
hardly matters what happens to us, is it not, sir?”

You could not but find, in this stubborn unwillingness to face the
magnitude of Florian’s exploits, something horribly prosaic and
callous. Yet, none the less, Florian civilly asked the man’s meaning.
And the dejected porter replied:

“It is just a sort of fancying, sir, that one wanders into after
watching the stars, as I do in the way of business, night after night.
One gets to reading them and to a sort of glancing over of the story
that is written in their courses. Yes, sir, one does fall into the
habit, injudiciously perhaps, but then there is nothing else much
to do. And one does not find there quite, as you might put it, the
excitement over the famousness of kings and the ruining of empires
that one might reasonably look for. And one does not find anything at
all there about porters, I can assure you, sir, because they are not
important enough to figure in that story. There is no more writing in
the stars about night-porters than there is about bumble-bees; and that
is always a great comfort, sir, when one feels low-spirited. Because
I would not care to be in that story, myself, for it is not light
pleasant reading.”

“A pest! so you inform me, with somewhat the gay levity of an oyster,
that you can read the stars!”

The porter admitted dolefully, “One does come to it, sir, in my way of
business.”

“And how many chapters, I wonder, are written in the heavens about me?”

The porter looked at Florian for some while. The porter said, now even
more dolefully: “I would not be surprised if there was a line somewhere
about you, sir. For your planet is Venus, and her people do get written
about in an excessive way, there is no denying it. And I would not care
to be one of them, myself, but of course there is no accounting for
tastes, even if anybody anywhere had any say in the matter.”

“Parbleu, you may be right about my planet,” said Florian, smiling for
reasons of his own. “Yet, as an artless veteran of the first and second
Pubic Wars, I do not see how you can be certain.”

“Because of your corporature, sir,” replied the porter. “He that is
born under this planet is of fair but not tall stature, his complexion
being white but tending a little to darkness. He has fine black hair,
the brows arched, the face pretty fleshy, a cherry lip, a rolling
wandering eye. He has a love-dimple in his cheek, and shows in all
as one desirous of trimming and making himself neat and complete in
clothes and body. Now these things I see in your corporature and in the
fretfulness with which you look at the grass-stains on your knees. So
your planet is evident.”

“That is possible, your speech has a fine ring of logic, and logic
is less common than hens’ teeth. Upon what sort of persons does this
honorable planet attend?”

“If you could call it attending, sir—For I must tell you that these
planets have a sad loose way of not devoting their really undivided
attention to looking after the affairs of any one particular gentleman,
not even when they see him most magnificent in bottle-green and silver.”

“They are as remiss, then, as you are precise. So do you choose your
own verb, and tell me—”

“Sir,” replied the porter, “I regret to inform you that the person whom
Venus governs is riotous, expensive, wholly given to dissipation and
lewd companies of women and boys. He is nimble in entering unlawful
beds, he is incestuous, he is an adulterer, he is a mere skip-jack,
spending all his means among scandalous loose people: and he is in
nothing careful of the things of this life or of anything religious.”

Florian brightened. “That also sounds quite logical,—in the main,—for
you describe the ways of the best-thought-of persons since the old
King’s death. And one of course endeavors not to offend against the
notions of one’s neighbors by seeming a despiser of accepted modes.
But I must protest to you, my friend, you are utterly wrong in the
article of religion—”

“Oh, if you come hither to dispute about religion,” said the porter,
“the priests of Llaw Gyffes will attend to you. They love converting
people from religious errors, bless you, with their wild horses and
their red-hot irons. But, for one, I never argue about religion. You
conceive, sir, there is an entire chapter devoted to the subject, in
the writing we were just talking over: and I have read that chapter. So
I say nothing about religion. I like a bit of fun, myself: but when you
find it there, of all places, and on that scale—” Again the dejected
porter sighed. “However, I shall say no more. Instead, with your
permission, Messire de Puysange, I shall just step in, and send up your
news about the enchantment.”

This much the porter did, and Florian was left alone to amuse himself
by looking about. Through the gateway he saw into a court paved with
cobble-stones. Upon each side of the gate was an octagonal granite
tower with iron-barred windows: each tower was three stories in height,
and the battlements were coped with some sort of bright red stone.

Then Florian, for lack of other diversion, turned and looked idly down
the valley, toward Poictesme. There he saw something rather odd. A
mile-long bridge was flung across the west, and over it passed figures.
First came the appearance of a bear waddling upon his hind legs,
followed by an ape, and then by a huddled creature with long legs.
Florian saw also an unclothed woman, who danced as she went: over her
head fluttered a bird, and by means of a chain she haled after her a
sedentarily disposed pig. An incredibly old man followed, dressed in
faded blue, and he carried upon his arm an open basket. Last came a
shaggy dog, barking, it seemed, at all.

These figures were like clouds in their station and in their
indeterminable coloring and vague outline, but their moving was not
like the drifting of clouds: it was the walking of living creatures.
Florian for an instant wondered as to the nature and the business
of these beings that were passing over and away from Poictesme.
He shrugged. He believed the matter to be no concern of one whose
interests overhead were all in the efficient hands of Holy Hoprig.

_7._

_Adjustments of the Resurrected_

They brought Florian to Helmas the Deep-Minded, where the King sat
on a daīs with his Queen Pressina. The King was stately in scarlet
and ermine: his nose too was red, and to his crown was affixed the
Zhar-Ptitza’s silvery feather. Florian found his appearance far more
companionable than was that of the fat Queen (one of the water folk),
whose skin was faintly blue, and whose hair was undeniably green, and
whose little mouth seemed lost and discontented in her broad face.

Beside them, but not upon the dark red daīs, sat the high-priest of
Llaw Gyffes, a fine looking and benevolent prelate, in white robes
edged with a purple pattern of quaint intricacies: he wore a wreath of
mistletoe about his broad forehead; and around and above this played a
pulsing radiancy.

To these persons Florian told what had happened. When he had ended,
the Queen said she had never heard of such a thing in her life, that
it was precisely what she had predicted time and again, and that now
Helmas could see for himself what came of spoiling Mélusine, and
letting her have her own way about everything. The wise King answered
nothing whatever.

But the high-priest of Llaw Gyffes asked, “And how did you lift this
strong enchantment?”

“Monsieur, I removed it by the logical method of killing the seven
monsters who were its strength and symbol. That they are all quite
dead you can see for yourself,—if I may make so bold as to employ her
Majesty’s striking phrase,—by counting the assortment of heads which I
fetched hither with me.”

“Yes, to be sure,” the priest admitted. “Seven is seven the world
over: everywhere it is a number of mystic potency. It follows that
seven severed heads must predicate seven corpses; and such proofs are
indisputable, as far as they go—”

Still, he seemed troubled in his mind.

Then Helmas, the wise King, said, “It is my opinion that the one way to
encounter the unalterable is to do nothing about it.”

“Yes,” answered his wife, “and much that will help matters!”

“Nothing, my dear,” said the wise King, “helps matters. All matters are
controlled by fate and chance, and these help themselves to what they
have need of. These two it is that have taken from me a lordship that
had not its like in the known world, and have made the palaces that
we used to be feasting in, it still seems only yesterday, just little
piles of rubbish, and have puffed out my famousness the way that when
any man gets impudent a widow does a lamp. These two it is that leave
me nothing but this castle and this crevice in the hills where the old
time yet lingers. And I accept their sending, because there is no armor
against it, but I shall keep up my dignity by not letting even fate and
chance upset me with their playfulness. Here the old time shall be as
it has always been, and here I shall continue to do what was expected
of me yesterday. And about other matters I shall not bother, but I
shall leave everything, excepting only my self-respect, to fate and
chance. And I think that Hoprig will agree with me it is the way a wise
man ought to be acting.”

“Hoprig!” reflected Florian, looking at the halo. “But what the devil
is my patron saint doing here disguised as the high-priest of Llaw
Gyffes?”

“I am thinking over some other matters,” replied Hoprig, to the King,
“and it is in my thinking that nobody could manage to kill so many
monsters, and to release us from our long sleeping, unless he was a
sorcerer. So Messire de Puysange must be a sorcerer, and that is very
awkward, with our torture-chamber all out of repair—”

“Ah, monsieur,” said Florian, reproachfully, “and are these quite
charitable notions for a saint to be fostering? And, oh, monsieur, is
it quite fair for you to have been sleeping here this unconscionable
while, when you were supposed to be in heaven attending to the
remission of people’s sins?”

Hoprig replied: “What choice had I or anybody else except to sleep
under the Nis magic? For the rest, I do not presume to say what a saint
might or might not think of the affair, because in our worship of Llaw
Gyffes of the Steady Hand—”

“But I, monsieur, was referring to a very famous saint of the Christian
church, which has for some while counted the Dukes of Puysange among
its communicants, and is now our best-thought-of form of worship.”

“Oh, the Christians! Yes, I have heard of them. Indeed I now remember
very well how Ork and Horrig came into these parts preaching everywhere
the remarkable fancies of that sect until I discouraged them in the way
which seemed most salutary.”

Florian could make nothing of this. He said, “But how could you, of all
persons, have discouraged the spreading of Christianity?”

“I discouraged them with axes,” the saint replied, “and with
thumbscrews, and with burning them at the stake. For it really does
not pay to be subtle in dealing with people of that class: and you
have to base your appeal to their better nature upon quite obvious
arguments.”

“My faith, then, how it came about I cannot say, Monsieur Hoprig; but
for hundreds upon hundreds of years you have been a Christian saint.”

“Dear me!” observed the saint, “so that must be the explanation of
this halo. I noticed it of course. Still, our minds have been rather
pre-empted since we woke up—But, dear me, now, I am astounded,
and I know not what to say. I do say, though, that this is quite
extraordinary news for you to be bringing a well-thought-of high-priest
of Llaw Gyffes.”

“Nevertheless, monsieur, for all that you have never been anything but
a high-priest of the heathen, and a persecutor of the true faith, I can
assure you that you have, somehow, been canonized. And I am afraid that
during the long while you have been asleep your actions must have been
woefully misrepresented. Monsieur,” said Florian, hopefully, “at least,
though, was it not true about your being in the barrel?”

“Why, but how could ever you,” the saint marveled, “have heard about
that rain-barrel? The incident, in any case, has been made far
too much of. You conceive, it was merely that the man came home
most unexpectedly; and since all husbands are at times and in some
circumstances so unreasonable—”

“Ah, monsieur,” said Florian, shaking his head, “I am afraid you do not
speak of quite the barrel which is in your legend.”

“So I have a legend! Why, how delightful! But come,” said the saint,
abeam with honest pleasure, and with his halo twinkling merrily, “come,
be communicative; be copious, and tell me all about myself.”

Then Florian told Hoprig of how, after Hoprig’s supposed death,
miracles had been worked at Hoprig’s putative tomb, near Gol, and this
legend and that legend had grown up around his memory, and how these
things had led to Hoprig’s being canonized. And Florian alluded also,
with perfect tact but a little ruefully, to those fine donations he
had been giving, year in and year out, to the Church of Holy Hoprig,
under the impression that all the while the saint had been, instead of
snoring at Brunbelois, looking out for Florian’s interests in heaven.
And Hoprig now seemed rather pensive, and he inquired particularly
about his tomb.

“I shall take this,” the saint said, at last, “to be the fit reward
of my tender-heartedness. The tomb near Gol of which you tell me is
the tomb in which I buried that Horrig about whom I was just talking,
after we had settled our difference of opinion as to some points of
theology. Ork was so widely scattered that any formal interment was
quite out of the question. My priests are dear, well-meaning fellows.
Still, you conceive, they are conscientious, and they enter with such
zeal into the performance of any manifest if painful duty—”

Florian said: “They exhibited the archetypal zeal becoming to the
ministers of an established church in the defence of their vested
rights. They were, with primitive inadequacy, groping toward the
methods of our Holy Inquisition and of civilized prelates everywhere—”

“—So they were quite tired out when we passed on to Horrig’s case. I
do not deny that I was perhaps unduly lenient about Horrig. It was the
general opinion that, tired as we were, this blasphemer against the
religious principles of our fathers ought to be burned at the stake,
and have his ashes scattered to the winds. But I was merciful. I had
eaten an extremely light breakfast. So I merely had him broken on the
wheel and decapitated, and we got through our morning’s work, after
all, in good time for dinner: and I gave him a very nice tomb indeed,
with his name on it in capital letters. Dear me!” observed Holy Hoprig,
with a marked increase of his benevolent smile, “but how drolly things
fall out! If the name had not been in capital letters, now, I would
probably never have been wearing this halo which surprised me so this
morning when I went to brush my hair—”

“But what has happened?” said the Queen.

“Why, madame,” replied the saint, “I take it that, with the passage
of years, the tail of the first R in the poor dear fellow’s name was
somewhat worn away. So when such miracles began to occur at his tomb
as customarily emanate from the tombs of martyrs to any faith which
later is taken up by really nice people, here were tangible and exact
proofs, to the letter, of the holiness of Hoprig. In consequence, this
Christian church has naturally canonized me.”

“That was quite civil of them of course, if this is considered the
best-thought-of church. But, still,” the Queen said, doubtfully, “the
miracles must have meant that Horrig was right, and you were wrong.”

“Certainly, madame, it would seem so, as a matter of purely academic
interest. For now that his church is so well-thought-of everywhere
and has canonized me, I must turn Christian, if only to show my
appreciation of the compliment. So there is no possible harm done.”

“But in that case, it was Horrig that ought to have been made a saint
of.”

“Now I, madame, for one, cherish humility too much to dare assert any
such thing. For the ways of Providence are proverbially inscrutable:
and it well may be that the abrasion of the tail of that R was also,
in its quiet way, a direct intervention of Heaven to reward my
mercifulness in according Horrig a comparatively pleasant martyrdom.”

“Yes, but it was he, after all, who had to put up with that martyrdom,
on a dreadfully depressing rainy morning, too, I remember, whereas you
get sainthood out of the affair without putting up with anything.”

“Do I not have to put up with this halo? How can I now hope to go
anywhere after dark without being observed? Ah, no, madame, I greatly
fear this canonization will cost me a host of friends by adorning
my visits with such conspicuous publicity. Nevertheless, I do not
complain. Instead, I philosophically recognize that well-bred women
must avoid all ostentation, and that the ways of Providence are
inscrutable.”

“That is quite true,” observed King Helmas, at this point, “and I think
that nothing is to be gained by you two discussing these ways any more.
The poets and the philosophers in every place have for a long while
now had a heaviness in their minds about Providence, and the friendly
advice they have been giving is not yet all acted upon. So let us leave
Providence to look out for itself, the way we would if Providence
had wisdom teeth. And let us turn to other matters, and to hearing
what reward is asked by the champion who has rescued us from our long
sleeping.”

“I too,” replied Florian, “if I may make so bold as to borrow the
phrase used by your Majesty just now—that phrase by which I was
immeasurably impressed, that phrase which still remains to me a
vocalisation of supreme wisdom in terms so apt and striking—”

“Wisdom,” said the King, “was miraculously bestowed upon me a great
while ago as a free gift, which I had done nothing to earn and deserve
no credit for not having been able to avoid. And my way of talking, and
using similes and syntax,—along with phraseology and monostiches and
aposiopesis and such-like things,—is another gift, also, which I employ
without really noticing the astonishment and admiration of my hearers.
So do you not talk so much, but come to the point.”

“I too, then, in your Majesty’s transcendent phrase, shall do what was
expected of me yesterday. I ask the hand of the King’s daughter in
marriage.”

“That is customary,” wise Helmas said, with approval, “and you show a
very fine sense of courtesy in adhering to our perhaps old-fashioned
ways. Let the lord of Puysange be taken to his betrothed.”

_8._

_At the Top of the World_

“You will find her,” they had said, “yonder,”—and, pointing westerly,
had left him. So Florian went unaccompanied through the long pergola
overgrown with grape-vines, toward the lone figure at the end of this
tunnel of rustling greenness and sweet odors. A woman waited there, in
an eight-sided summer-house, builded of widely-spaced lattice-work that
was hidden by vines. Through these vines you could see on every side
the fluttering bright gardens of Brunbelois, but no living creature.
This woman and Florian were alone in what was not unlike a lovely cage
of vines. Florian seemed troubled. It was apparent that he knew this
woman.

“I am flesh and blood,” the woman said,—“as you may remember.”

“Indeed, I have been singularly fortunate—But upon reflection, I
retract the adverb. I have been marvelously fortunate; and I have no
desire to forget it.”

“She also, the girl yonder, is flesh and blood. You will be knowing
that before long.”

Florian looked at this woman for some while. “Perhaps that is true.
I think it is not true. I have faith in the love which has endured
since I was but a child. If that fails me, I must die. And I shall die
willingly.”

He bowed low to this woman, and he passed on, through the summer-house,
and out into the open air. He came thus to a wall, only breast high,
and opened the gate which was there, and so went on in full sunlight,
ascending a steepish incline that was overgrown with coarse grass and
with much white clover. Thus Florian came to the unforgotten princess
and to the beauty which he had in childhood, however briefly, seen.
There was in this bright and windy place, which smelled so pleasantly
of warm grass, nothing except a low marble bench without back or
carving. No trees nor any bushes grew here: nothing veiled this place
from the sun. Upon this sunlit mountain-top was only the bench, and
upon the bench sat Melior, waiting.

She waited—there was the miracle,—for Florian de Puysange.

Behind and somewhat below Florian were the turrets and banners of
Brunbelois, a place now disenchanted, but a fair place wherein the
old time yet lingered. Before him the bare hillside sank sheer and
unbroken, to the far-off tree-tops of Acaire: and beyond leagues of
foliage you could even see, not a great number of miles away, but quite
two miles below you, the open country of Poictesme, which you saw not
as anything real and tangible but as a hazed blending of purples and
of all the shades that green may have in heaven. Florian seemed to
stand at the top of the world: and with him, high as his heart, stood
Melior....

And it was a queer thing that he, who always noticed people’s clothes,
and who tended to be very critical about apparel, could never
afterward, in thinking about this extraordinary morning, recollect one
color which Melior wore. He remembered only a sense of many interwoven
brilliancies, as if the brightness of the summer sea and of the clouds
of sunset and of all the stars were blended here to veil this woman’s
body. She went appareled with the splendor of a queen of the old days,
she who was the most beautiful of women that have lived in any day.
For, if so far as went her body, one could think dazedly of analogues,
nowhere was there anything so bright and lovely as was this woman’s
countenance. And it was to the end that he might see the face of Melior
raised now to him, he knew, that Florian was born. All living had been
the prologue to this instant: God had made the world in order that
Florian might stand here, with Melior, at the top of the world.

And it seemed to Florian that his indiscretions in the way of removing
people from this dear world, and of excursions into strange beds, and
of failures to attend mass regularly, had become alienate to the man
who waited before Melior. All that was over and done with: he had
climbed past all that in his ascent to this bright and windy place.
Here, in this inconceivably high place, was the loveliness seen once
and never forgotten utterly, the loveliness which had made seem very
cheap and futile the things that other men wanted. Now this loveliness
was, for the asking, his: and Florian found his composure almost
shaken, he suspected that the bearing suitable to a Duke of Puysange
was touched with unbecoming ardors. He feared that logic could not
climb so high as he had climbed.

Besides, it might be, he had climbed too near to heaven. For nothing
veiled this unimaginably high place: God, seeing him thus plainly,
would be envious. That was the thought which Florian put hastily out of
mind....

He parted his lips once or twice. This was, he joyously reflected,
quite ridiculous. A woman waited: and Florian de Puysange could not
speak. Then words came, with a sort of sobbing.

“My princess, there was a child who viewed you once in your long
sleeping. The child’s heart moved with desires which did not know their
aim. It is not that child who comes to you.”

“No, but a very gallant champion,” she replied, “to whom we all owe our
lives.”

He had raised a deprecating hand. It was trembling. And her face seemed
only a blurred shining, for in his eyes were tears. It must be, Florian
reflected, because of the wind: but he did not believe this, nor need
we.

“Princess, will you entrust to me, such as I am, the life I have
repurchased for you? I dare make no large promises, in the teeth of a
disastrously tenacious memory. Yet, there is no part in me but worships
you, I have no desire in life save toward you. There has never been in
all my life any real desire save that which strove toward you.”

“Oh, but, Messire Florian,” the girl replied, “of course I will be your
wife if you desire it.”

He raised now both his hands a little toward her. She had not drawn
back. He did not know whether this was joy or terror which possessed
him: but it possessed him utterly. His heart was shaking in him, with
an insane and ruthless pounding. He thought his head kept time to this
pounding, and was joggling like the head of a palsied old man. He knew
his finger-tips to be visited by tiny and inexplicable vibrations.

“If I could die now—!” was in his mind. “Now, at this instant! And what
a thought for me to be having now!”

Instead, he now touched his disenchanted princess. Yet their two bodies
seemed not to touch, and not to have moved as flesh that is pulled by
muscles. They seemed to have merged, effortlessly and without volition,
into one body.

In fine, he kissed her. So was the affair concluded.

_9._

_Misgivings of a Beginning Saint_

What Florian remembered, afterward, about Brunbelois seemed rather
inconsequential. It was, to begin with, a high place, a remarkably high
place. In the heart of the Forest of Acaire, arose a mountain with
three peaks, of which the middle and lowest was cleared ground. Here
stood the castle of Brunbelois, beside a lake, a lake that was fed by
springs from the bottom, and had no tributaries and no outlet. Forests
thus rose about you everywhere except in the west, where you looked
down and yet further down, over the descending tree-tops of Acaire, and
could see beyond these the open country of Poictesme.

Now in this exalted and cleared space wherein stood Brunbelois, there
was nothing between you and the sky. You were continually noting such a
hackneyed matter as the sky. You saw it no longer as dome-shaped, but
as, quite obviously now, an interminable reach of space. You saw the
huge clouds passing in this hollowness, each inconceivably detached and
separate as one cloud would pass tranquilly above and behind the other,
sometimes at right angles, sometimes travelling in just the opposite
direction. It troubled you to have nothing between you and a space
that afforded room for all those currents of air to move about in, so
freely, so utterly without any obstruction. It made a Puysange seem
small. And at night the stars also no longer appeared tidily affixed to
the sky, as they appeared to be when viewed from Bellegarde or Paris:
the stars seemed larger here, more meltingly luminous, and they glowed
each in visible isolation, with all that space behind them. It had not
ever before occurred to Florian that the sky could be terrible: and he
began somewhat to understand the notions of the gray-haired porter who
had watched this sky from Brunbelois, night after night, alone.

And Florian remembered Brunbelois as being a silvery and rustling
place. A continuous wind seemed to come up from the west. The forests
rising about you everywhere except in the west were never still, you
saw all day the gray under side of the leaves twinkling restlessly, and
you heard always their varying but incessant murmur. And small clouds
too were always passing, borne by this incessant wind, very close to
you, drifting through the porches of the castle, trailing pallidly
over the grass, and veiling your feet sometimes, so that you stood
knee-deep in a cloud: and the sunlight was silvery rather than golden.
And under this gentle but perpetual wind the broad lake glittered
ceaselessly with silver sparklings.

Moreover, the grass here was thick with large white blossoms, which
grew singly upon short stalks without any leaves, and these white
flowers nodded in an unending conference. They loaned the very
ground here an unstable silveriness, for these flowers were not ever
motionless. Sometimes they seemed to nod in sleepy mutual assent,
sometimes the wind, in strengthening, would provoke them to the
appearance of expressing diminutively vigorous indignation. And
humming-birds were continually flashing about: these were too small
for you to perceive their coloring, they went merely as gleams. And
white butterflies fluttered everywhither as if in an abstracted light
reconnoitering for what they could not find. And you were always seeing
large birds high in the air, drifting and wheeling, as it seemed, in an
endless searching for what they never found.

[Illustration:
Caption surrounded by a garland: He did not move, but lay quite still,
staring upward.
_See page 136_
The image.]

So Florian remembered, afterward, in the main, the highness and the
silveriness and the instability of the place that he now went about
exultingly with nothing left to wish for. He hardly remembered,
afterward, what he and Melior did or talked of, during the days wherein
Brunbelois prepared for their wedding: time and events, and people too,
seemed to pass like bright shining vapors; all living swam in a haze of
happiness. Florian now thought little of logic, he thought nothing of
precedent; he thrust aside the implications of his depressing discovery
as to his patron saint: he stayed in everything light-headedly
bewildered through hourly contemplation of that unflawed loveliness
which he had for a quarter of a century desired. He was contented now;
he went unutterably contented by that beauty which he in childhood
had, however briefly, seen, and which nothing had since then availed
ever quite to put out of his mind. He could not, really, think about
anything else. He cared about nothing else.

Still, even now, he kept some habit of circumspection: no man should
look to be utterly naīf about his fifth wife. So when St. Hoprig
contrived to talk in private with Melior, down by the lake’s border,
Florian, for profoundly logical reasons, had followed Hoprig. Florian,
for the same reasons, stood behind the hedge and listened.

“It is right that you should marry the champion who rescued us all,”
said the voice of Hoprig, “for rules ought to be respected. But I
am still of the opinion that nobody could have disposed of so many
monsters without being an adept at sorcery.”

“Why, then, it seems to me that we ought to be very grateful for the
sorcery by which we profit,” said the sweet voice of Melior. “For, as I
so often think—”

“As goes the past, perhaps. The future is another matter. It is most
widely another matter, for us two in particular.”

“You mean that as his wife I must counsel my husband to avoid all evil
courses—”

“Yes, of course, I mean that. Your duty is plain enough, since a wife’s
functions are terrestrial. But I, madame! I am, it appears, this young
man’s patron saint, and upon his behavior depends my heavenly credit.
You will readily conceive I thus have especial reason to worry over
the possibility that Messire de Puysange may be addicted to diabolic
practises.”

“Is it certain, my poor Hoprig, that you are actually a Christian
saint? For, really, when one comes to think—!”

“There seems no doubt of it. I have tried a few miracles in private,
and they come off as easily as old sandals. It appears that, now I am a
saint, I enjoy, by approved precedents, all thaumaturgic powers, with
especial proficiency in blasting, cursing and smiting my opponents with
terrible afflictions; and have moreover the gift of tongues, of vision
and of prophecy, and the power of expelling demons, of healing the
sick, and of raising the dead. The situation is extraordinary, and I
know not what to do with so many talents. Nor can anybody tell me here.
In consequence, I must go down into this modern world of which Messire
de Puysange brings such remarkable reports, and there I can instruct
myself as to the requirements of my new dignity.”

“So you will leave Brunbelois with us, I suppose, and then we shall
all—”

“I do not say that: I do not promise you my company. Probably I shall
establish a hermitage somewhere, once I have seen something of this
later world, and shall live in that hermitage as becomes a Christian
saint. Here, you conceive, everyone knows me too well. Quite apart from
the conduct of my private affairs,—in which I could not anticipate
that sanctity might be looked for,—people would be remembering how I
preached against these Christian doctrines, exposed them by every rule
of logic, and exterminated their upholders. There would be a depressing
atmosphere of merriment. But down yonder, I daresay, I might manage
tolerably well.”

“I hope you will let depraved women alone,” said the voice of Melior,
“because, as you ought with proper shame to remember—”

“My princess, let us not over-rashly sneer at depraved women. They
very often have good hearts, they have attested their philanthropy in
repeated instances, and I have noticed that the deeper our research
into their private affairs, the more amiable we are apt to find their
conduct. In any case, as touches myself, a saint is above all carnal
stains and, I believe, diseases also. But it was about other matters
I wished to speak with you. I am, I repeat, suspicious of this future
husband of yours. Sorcerers have an ill way with their wives, and
deplorable habits with their children; and your condition, in view of
your fine health and youth, may soon be delicate. I shall ask for a
revelation upon these points. Whatever impends, though, I shall be at
hand to watch over you both.”

“So you will establish your hermitage at Bellegarde? For in that event—”

“Again, madame, you go too fast. I do not know about that either. In
the environs of Bellegarde, they tell me, is a church devoted to my
worship, and Messire de Puysange considers—inexplicably, I think,—that
it might unsettle the faith of my postulants to have me appear among
them. It seems more to the point that this Bellegarde is a retired
place in the provinces, with no gaming parlors, and, Messire de
Puysange assures me, but one respectable brothel—”

“Then Bellegarde would not suit you—” “No, of course not: for I would
find ampler opportunities to put down the wicked, and to implant good
seed, in large cities, which are proverbially the haunts of vice. In
any case, do you take this ring. It was presented to me as a token of
not unearned esteem and admiration, by a lady who had hitherto found
men contemptible: and at my request—tendered somewhat hastily, but
to the proper authorities,—this ring has been endowed with salutary
virtues. The one trait of the holy ring which concerns us just now
is its recently acquired habit of giving due warning whenever danger
threatens its wearer. Dear me, now, how complete would have been my
relaxation if only in my pagan days I had possessed such a talisman
to put on whenever I undressed for bed! In any case, should the ring
change, then do you invoke me.”

“And you will come with your miracles and your blightings and your
blastings! My poor Hoprig, I think you do Messire de Puysange a great
wrong, but I will keep the ring, for all that. Because, while you may
be utterly mistaken, and no doubt hope you are as much as I do, still,
the ring is very handsome: and, besides, as I so often think—”

“Do not be telling me your thoughts just now,” replied the voice of the
saint, “for I can hear the bugle calling us to supper. There is another
precaution I would recommend, a precaution that I will explain to you
this evening, after we have eaten and drunk,” said Hoprig, as they went
away together.

Florian, after waiting a discreet while, came from behind the hedge.
Florian looked rather thoughtful as he too walked toward the castle.

Sunset was approaching. The entire heavens, not merely the west, had
taken on a rose-colored glare. Unbelievably white clouds were passing
very rapidly, overhead but not far-off, like scurrying trails of swans’
down and blown powder puffs. The air was remarkably cool, with rain
in it. The diffused radiancy of this surprising sunset loaned the
gravelled walkway before him a pink hue: the lawns about him, where the
grass was everywhere intermingled with white blossoms, had, in this
roseate glowing which flooded all, assumed a coldly livid tinge. To
Florian’s left hand, piled clouds were peering over the mountain like
monstrous judges, in tall powdered wigs, appraising the case against
someone in Florian’s neighborhood.

He shrugged, but his look of thoughtfulness remained. It was distinctly
upsetting to have one’s patron saint, in place of contriving absolution
for the past,—a function which that recreant Hoprig had never, after
all, attended to,—now absolutely planning mischief for the future.

_10._

_Who Feasted at Brunbelois_

Florian had been married so often that he had some claim to be
considered a connoisseur of weddings: and never, he protested, had
assembled to see him married a more delightful company than the
revellers who came from every part of Acaire now that the magic was
lifted from these woods.

Acaire was old, it had been a forest since there was a forest anywhere:
and all its denizens came now to do honor to the champion who had
released them from their long sleeping. The elves came, in their blue
low-crowned hats; the gnomes, in red woolen clothes; and the kobolds,
in brown coats that were covered with chips and sawdust. The dryads and
other tree spirits of course went verdantly appareled: and after these
came fauns with pointed furry ears, and the nixies with green teeth and
very beautiful flaxen hair, and the duergar, whose loosely swinging
arms touched the ground when they walked, and the queer little rakhna,
who were white and semi-transparent like jelly, and the Bush Gods that
were in Acaire the oldest of living creatures and had quite outlived
their divinity. From all times and all mythologies they came, and they
made a tremendous to-do over Florian and the might which had rescued
them from their centuries of sleeping under Mélusine’s enchantment.

He bore his honors very modestly. But Florian delighted to talk with
these guests, who came of such famous old families: and they told him
strange tales of yesterday and of the days before yesterday, and it
seemed to him that many of these stories were not quite logical. Few
probabilities thrived at Brunbelois. Meanwhile the Elm Dwarfs danced
for him, pouring libations from the dew pools; the Strömkarl left its
waterfall in the forest, to play very sweetly for Florian upon the
golden harp whose earlier music had been more dangerous to hear; and
the Korrid brought him tribute in the form of a purse containing hair
and a pair of scissors. And it was all profoundly delightful.

“I approve of the high place,” said Florian, upon the morning of his
marriage: “for here I seem to go about a more heroic and more splendid
world than I had hoped ever to inhabit.”

“Then, why,” asked Helmas, “do you not remain at Brunbelois, instead
of carrying off my daughter to live in that low sort of place down
yonder? Why do you two not stay at Brunbelois, and be the King and
Queen here after I am gone?”

Florian looked down from the porch where they were waiting the while
that Queen Pressina finished dressing. From this porch Florian could
see a part of the modern world, very far beneath them. He saw the
forests lying like dark flung-by scarves upon the paler green of
cleared fields; he saw the rivers as narrow shinings. In one place,
very far beneath them, a thunderstorm was passing like—of all things,
on this blissful day,—a drifting bride’s-veil. Florian saw it twinkle
with a yellow glow, then it was again a floating small white veil. And
everywhere the lands beneath him bathed in graduations of vaporous
indistinction. Poictesme seemed woven of blue smokes and of green
mists. It afforded no sharp outline anywhere as his gazing passed
outward toward the horizon. And there all melted bafflingly into a
pearl-colored sky: the eye might not judge where, earth ending, heaven
began in that bright and placid radiancy.

It was droll to see this familiar, everyday, quite commonplace
Poictesme in that guise, to see it as so lovely, when one knew what
sort of men and women were strutting and floundering through what sort
of living down there. It would be pleasant to remain here at high
Brunbelois, and to be a king of the exalted old time that lingered here
and nowhere else in all the world. But Florian remembered his bargain
with brown Janicot, and he knew that in this high place it could
not be performed: and it was as if with the brightness of Florian’s
day-dreaming already mingled the shining of the sword with which
Florian was to carry out his part of the bargain. Flamberge awaited him
somewhere in those prosaic lowlands of 1723, down yonder.

Therefore, as became a man of honor, Florian said, resolutely: “No,
your majesty, my kingdom may not be of this world. For my duty lies
yonder in that other world, wherein I at least shall yet have many
months of happiness before that happens which must happen.”

“So you are counting upon many months of happiness,” the King observed.
“Your frame of mind, my son-in-law, is so thoroughly what it should be
that to me it is rather touching.”

“A pest! and may one ask just what, exactly, moves your majesty toward
sadness?”

“The reflection that there is no girl anywhere but has in her much of
her mother,” the King answered, darkly. “But my dear wife is already
dressed, I perceive, and is waiting for us, after having detained us
hardly two hours. So let us be getting to the temple.”

“Very willingly!” said Florian. He wondered a little at the blindness
of fathers, but he was unutterably content. And straightway he and
Melior were married, in the queer underground temple of the Peohtes,
according to the marriage rites of Llaw Gyffes.

Melior wore that day upon her lovely head a wreath of thistles, and
about her middle a remarkable garment of burnished steel fastened with
a small padlock: in her hand she carried a distaff, flax and a spindle.
And the marriage ceremony of the Peohtes, while new to Florian, proved
delightfully simple.

First Melior and Florian were given an egg and a quince pear: he handed
her the fruit, which she ate, and the seeds of which she spat out; he
took from her the egg and broke it. Holy Hoprig, who had tendered his
resignation as the high-priest of Llaw Gyffes, but whose successor had
not yet been appointed, then asked the bridegroom a whispered question.

Florian was astonished, and showed it. But he answered, without
comment, “Well, let us say, nine times.”

Hoprig divided a cake into nine slices, and placed these upon the
altar. Afterward Hoprig cut the throat of a white hen, and put a little
of its blood upon the feet of Melior and Florian. The trumpets sounded
then, as King Helmas came forward, and gave Florian a small key.

PART TWO

_THE END OF LIGHT WINNING_

“_En femme, comme en tout, je veux suivre ma mode....
Et j’ay beny le Ciel d’avoir trouvé mon faict,
Pour me faire une femme au gré de mon souhait_.”

_11._

_Problems of Beauty_

It was conceded even by the younger and most charming ladies of the
neighborhood that the new Duchess of Puysange was quite good looking.
The gentlemen of Poictesme appeared, literally, to be dazzled by any
prolonged consideration of Melior’s loveliness: otherwise, as Florian
soon noted, there was no logical accounting for the discrepancy in
their encomia. Enraptured pæeans upon her eyes, for example, he found
to differ amazingly and utterly in regard to such an important factor
as the color of these eyes. This was, at mildest, a circumstance
provocative of curiosity.

Florian therefore listened more attentively to what people said of
his wife; and he discovered that his fellows’ ecstasies over Melior’s
hair and shape and complexion were not a whit less inconsistent. These
envious babblers were at one in acclaiming as flawless the beauty which
he had intrepidly fetched down from the high place: but in speaking
of any constituent of this loveliness they seemed not to be talking of
the same woman. Either her perfection actually did dazzle men so that
they were bewilderedly aware of much such a beguiling and intoxicating
brightness as Florian, on looking back, suspected Melior to have been
in his own eyes before he married her, or else the appearance of this
daughter of the Léshy was not to all persons the same. Well, this was
queer: but it was not important. Florian at least was in no doubt of
his wife’s appearance nor of his right to glory in it.

So Florian tended to let this riddle pass unchallenged, and to quarrel
with nothing, for Florian was very happy.

He could not have said when or why awoke the teasing question if,
after all, this happiness was greater than or different from that
which he had got of Aurélie or Hortense or Marianne or Carola? Being
married to a comparative stranger was, as always, pleasant; it was,
in fact, delightful: but you had expected, none the less, of the
love which had miraculously triumphed over time and all natural laws
some sharper tang of bliss than ordinarily flavored your honeymoons.
Still, at thirty-five, you were logical about the usual turning-out
of expectations. And you were content: and Melior was beautiful; and
among the local nobility this new Duchess of Puysange had made friends
everywhere, and she was everywhere admired, however puzzlingly men
seemed to word their praise of her loveliness.

The newly married pair had journeyed uneventfully from Brunbelois to
Florian’s home. The mute hairy persons brought Melior’s trunks in their
cart; and St. Hoprig too came with them through Acaire, but no further.
Florian had at last persuaded him of how untactful it would be for
Hoprig to disrupt a simple and high-hearted faith that had thrived for
so many hundred years, by appearing at Bellegarde in person. Florian
had pointed out the attendant awkwardnesses, for the fetich no less
than for the devotees. And Hoprig, upon reflection, had conceded that
for a saint in the prime of life there were advantages in travelling
incognito.

So the holy man left them at the edge of the forest. “We shall meet
again, my children,” the saint had said, with a smile, just as he
vanished like a breaking bubble. It seemed to Florian that his heavenly
patron had become a little ostentatious with miracles, but Florian
voiced no criticism. Still, he considered the evanishment of the two
hairy persons and their monstrous goats, an evanishment quite privately
conducted in the stable to which they had withdrawn after uncarting
Melior’s trunks, to be in much better taste.

But Florian picked no open fault with Hoprig nor with anyone, for
Florian was content enough just now. He began to see that his notions
about Melior had been a trifle extravagant, that the strange loveliness
which he had been adoring since boyhood was worn by a creature whose
brilliance was of the body rather than of the intellect: however, he
had not married her in order to discuss philosophy; and, with practise,
it was easy enough to pretend to listen without really hearing her.

All this was less worrying, less imminent, than the trouble he seemed
in every likelihood about to have with his brother, on account of
Raoul’s damnable wife. For Madame Marguerite de Puysange, as Florian
now heard, was infuriated by his failure to appear at Storisende upon
the twentieth of July, the day upon which he had been due to marry
her sister: nor by learning that he had married somebody else was the
unconscionable virago soothed. She considered a monstrous affront
had been put upon them all, a deduction which Florian granted to be
truly drawn, if that mattered. What certainly mattered was that the
lean woman had no living adult male relatives. She would be at her
husband to avenge this affront by killing Florian: and dear, plastic,
good-natured Raoul so hated to deny anybody anything that the result
of her coaxing and tears and nagging would probably be a decided
nuisance....

“That ring with the three diamonds in it,” Florian had said, “is
deplorably old-fashioned—”

“Yes, I suppose it is, sweetheart: but it was given me by a dear
friend, and you know the sort of things they pick out, and, besides, I
like to have it keeping me in mind of how ridiculously the best-meaning
people may be sometimes,” his Melior had answered,—very happily, and
nuzzling a very wonderfully soft cheek against his cheek.

So he had let the matter stand....

It was a nuisance, too, this news which Florian had received as to the
great Cardinal Dubois, whom Florian had promised—as he regretted now to
remember, in carelessly loose terms,—to offer as a Christmas present
to Janicot. It appeared that during Florian’s stay at Brunbelois the
over-gallant cardinal had been compelled to submit to an operation
which deprived him of two cherished possessions and shortly afterward
of his life. His death was a real grief to Florian, not as in itself
any loss, but because, with Dubois interred at St. Roch, the greatest
man living in France when Christmas came would be the Duc d’Orléans.

Florian had long been fond of Philippe d’Orléans, and Florian loathed
the thought of making a present of his friend’s life to a comparatively
slight and ambiguous acquaintance like Janicot. There seemed no way
out of it, however, for Florian had in this matter given his word.
But he regretted deeply that he had thus recklessly promised the
greatest man in the kingdom instead of specifically confining himself
to that selfish Dubois, who could without real self-denial have lived
until December, and who could so easily have furthered everybody’s
well-being by restricting his amours to ladies of such known piety and
wholesomeness and social position as made them appropriate playfellows
for a high prince of the Church.

But all this was spilt milk. What it came to in the upshot was that
Florian, through his infatuation for Melior, was already in a fair way
to lose his most intimate and powerful friend and his only legitimate
brother. It was a nuisance, for Florian disliked annoying either one of
them, and thus to be burdened with the need of bereaving yourself of
both appeared a positive imposition. But we cannot have all things as
we desire them in this world, his common-sense assured him: and, in the
main, as has been said, the incidental disappointments, now that he had
attained his life’s desire, were tepid and not really very deep.

For Melior was beautiful; after months of intimacy and fond research
he could find no flaw in her beauty: and in other respects she proved
to be as acceptable a wife as any of his own marrying that he had
ever had. If she was not always reasonable, if sometimes indeed she
seemed obtuse, and if she nagged a little now and then, it was, after
all, what past experience had led him to expect alike in marriage and
in liaisons. The rapture which he had known at first sight of her, the
rapture of the mountain-top, was not, he assured himself, a delusion of
which he had ever expected permanence....

“But this remarkably carved staff, my darling—?”

“Oh, it was one of my sister Mélusine’s old things. I would not be in
the least surprised if it were magical—And while we are speaking about
sisters, Florian, I do wish that black-faced one of yours would not
look at me so hard and then shrug, because she has done it twice, in
quite a personal way—”

“Marie-Claire is a strange woman, my pet.”

But that fretted him. He knew so well why Marie-Claire had shrugged....

No, he had never, really, expected the rapture of the mountain-top to
be permanent. Besides, he need not expect permanency of Melior. It was
sad, of course, that when she had borne him a child, the child must be
disposed of, and the mother must vanish, in accordance with Florian’s
agreement with Janicot. But there was always some such condition
attached to marriage between a mortal and any of the Léshy, or some
abstention set like a trap whereinto the unwary mortal was sure to
flounder, and so lose the more than mortal helpmate. The union must
always, in one way or another, prove transitory, as was shown by the
sad history of the matrimonial ventures of Melior’s own sister, and of
the knight Helias, and by many other honorable old precedents.

And Florian now began to see that if the Melior whom he had adored
since boyhood were thus lost to him in the fulltide of their love
and happiness,—for these were still at fulltide, he here assured
himself,—then he would retain only pleasant and heart-breaking and
highly desirable memories. A great love such as his for his present
wife ought, by all the dictates of good taste, to end tragically: to
have it dwindle out into the mutual toleration of what people called
a happy marriage would be anti-climax, it would be as if one were to
botch a sublime and mellifluous sonnet with a sestet in prose.

Melior, so long as she stayed unattainable, had provided him with
an ideal: and Melior, once lost to him, once he could never hear
another word of that continuous half-witted jabbering,—or, rather, he
emended, of this bright light creature’s very diverting chat,—then
his high misery would afford him even surer ground for a superior
dissatisfaction with the simple catering of nature. So the company
of his disenchanted princess, her company just for the present, could
be endured with a composure not wholly saddened by that dreadful and
permanent bereavement which impended.

He reasoned thus, and was in everything considerate and loving. His
devotion was so ardent and unremittent, indeed, that, when Florian
left Bellegarde, Melior was forehandedly stitching and trimming
baby-clothes. This was at the opening of December, and he was going to
court in answer to a summons from the great Duke of Orléans.

“It is rather odd,” observed Florian, “that it is at Philippe’s
expressed desire I go to him. Eh, but one knows that shrewd old saying
as to the gods’ preliminary treatment of those whom they wish to
destroy.”

“Still, if you ask me,” observed his wife,—not looking at him, but at
her sewing,—“I think it is much better not to talk about the gods any
more than is necessary, and certainly not in that exact tone of voice—”
The break in speech was for the purpose of biting a thread.

You saw, as she bent over this thread, the top of her frilly little
lace cap efflorescent with tiny pink ribbons. You saw, as she looked
up, that Melior was especially lovely to-day in this flowing pink robe
à la Watteau over a white petticoat and a corsage of white ribbons
arranged in a sort of ladder-work. There was now about her nothing
whatever of the mediæval or the outré: from the boudoir cap upon her
head to the pink satin mules upon her feet, this Melior belonged to the
modern world of 1723: and the whiteness and the pinkness of her made
you think of desserts and confectionery.

“But what exact tone of voice,” asked Florian, smiling with lenient
pride in his really very pretty duchess, “does my darling find
injudicious?”

“Why, I mean, as if you were looking at something a great way off, and
smelled something you were not quite certain you liked. To be sure,
now that we are both good Christians, we know that the other gods
are either devils or else illusions that never existed at all—Father
Joseph has the nicest possible manners, and just the smile and the way
of talking that very often reminds me of Hoprig, and qualifies him to
teach any religion in the world, even without stroking both your hands
all the time, but in spite of that, as I told him only last Saturday,
he will not ever speak out quite plainly about them—”

“About your lovely hands, madame?”

“Now, monsieur my husband, what foolish questions you ask! I mean,
about whether they are devils or illusions. Because, as I told him
frankly—”

“Ah, now I comprehend. Yet, surely, these abstruse questions of
theology—”

She was looking at him in astonishment. “Why, but not in the least!
I am not interested in theology, I merely say that a thing is either
one way or the other: and, as I so often think, nothing whatever is to
be gained by beating about the bush instead of being our own candid
natural selves, and confessing to our ignorance, even if we happen to
be priests, where ignorance is no disgrace—”

“Doubtless, my dearest, you intend to convey to me—”

“Oh, no, not for one instant!” And this bewitching seamstress was
virtually giggling, quite as if there were some logical cause for
amusement. “Anybody who called that dear old soft-soaper stupid would
be much more mistaken, monsieur my husband, than you suspect. I merely
mean that is one side of the question, a side which is perfectly
plain. The other is that, as I have told him over and over again, it
is not as if I had ever for a moment denied that Father and Mother are
conservative, but quite the contrary—”

Florian said: “Dearest of my life, I conjecture you are still referring
to your confessor, the good Father Joseph. Otherwise, I must admit
that, somehow, I have not followed the theme of your argument with an
exactness which might, perhaps, have enabled me to form some faint
notion as to what you are talking about.”

And again the loveliest face in the world was marveling beneath that
very pleasing disorder of little pink ribbons. “Why, I was talking
about Father Joseph, of course, and about my wanting to know how
my parents at their time of life could be expected to take up with
new ideas. Oh, and I kept at him, too: because, even if they are
worshipping devils up at Brunbelois, and doing something actually
wicked when they sacrifice to Llaw Gyffes a few serfs that are past
their work and are of no use to anybody, and no real pleasure to
themselves,—which is a side you have to look at,—it would be a sort
of comfort to be certain of the worst. Whereas, as for them, the poor
dears, as I so often say, what you do not know about does not worry
you—”

“I take it, that you mean—”

“Exactly!” Melior stated, with the most sagacious of nods. “Though,
for my part, I feel it is only justice to say that such devils as my
sister Mélusine used to have in now and again, in the way of sorcery,
were quite civil and obliging. So far as looks go, it is best to
remember in such cases that handsome is as handsome does, and I am sure
they did things for her that the servants would never have so much as
considered—”

“But, still—”

“Oh, yes, of course, we all know what a problem that is, at every turn,
with your kindness and your consideration absolutely wasted: and in
fact, as I so often think, if I could just have two rooms somewhere,
and do my own cooking—” Another thread was bitten through by the
loveliest teeth in the world.

“You aspire to such simple pleasures, my wife, as are denied to a
Duchess of Puysange. No, one must be logical. We have the duties of our
estate. And among these duties, as I was just saying, I now discover
the deplorable need of absenting myself from the delights of your
society and conversation—”

“I shall miss you, monsieur my husband,” replied Melior, abstractedly
holding up a very small undershirt, and looking at it as if with the
very weightiest of doubts, “of course. But still, it is not as if I
cared to be travelling now, and, besides, there really is a great deal
of sewing to be done for months to come. And with everything in this
upset condition, I do hope that—if by any chance you are sitting on
that other pair of scissors? I thought they must be there. Yes, I do
hope that you will be most careful in this affair, because I already
have enough to contend with. You ought to send the lace at once,
though: and I suppose we might as well have pink yarn and ribbons,
since the chances are equal in any event—”

“But in what affair, delight of my existence, are you requesting me to
be careful?”

“Why, how should I know?” And Melior, he perceived, had still the air
of one who is dealing patiently with an irrational person. “It is
probably a very good thing that I do not, since you are plainly up to
something with your friend Orléans which you want nobody to find out
about. All men are like that: and, for my part, I have no curiosity
whatever, because, as I so often think, if everybody would just attend
to their own affairs—”

He bowed and, murmuring “Your pardon, madame!” he left her contentedly
sewing. It seemed to Florian a real pity that a creature in every way
so agreeable to his eye should steadily betray and tease his ear.
He did not find that, as wives average, his Melior was especially
loquacious: it was, rather, that when she discoursed at any length,
with her bewildering air of commingled self-satisfaction and
shrewdness, he could never make out quite clearly what she was talking
about: and as went intelligence, his disenchanted princess seemed to
him to rank somewhere between a magpie and a turnip.

This, upon the whole, adorable idiocy might have made it appear, to
some persons, surprising that Melior should divine, as she had so
obviously divined, that Florian, in going to Philippe d’Orléans, was
prompted by motives which discretion preferred to screen. But Florian
had learned by experience that your wives very often astound you by
striking the target of your inmost thinking, fair and full, with just
such seemingly irrational shots of surmise. You might call it intuition
or whatever else you preferred: no husband of any at all lengthy
standing would be quick to call it accident. Rather, he would admit
this to be a faculty which every married woman manifested now and then:
and he would rejoice that, for the health of the world’s peace, such
clairvoyancy was intermittent. Florian esteemed it to be just one of
the inevitable drawbacks of matrimony that the most painstaking person
must sometimes encounter discomfortable moments when his wife appears
to be looking over his secret thoughts somewhat as one glances over
the pages of a not particularly interesting book. So the experienced
husband would shrug and would await this awkward moment’s passing, and
the return of his wife’s normal gullibility and charm.

Melior, too, then, had her instants of approach to wifely, if not
precisely human, intelligence. And Melior was beautiful. There was
no flaw anywhere in her beauty. This Florian repeated, over and over
again, as he prepared for travel. Here, too, one must be logical.
That ideal beauty which he had hopelessly worshipped, and had without
hope hungered for, ever since his childhood, was now attained: and
the goddess of his long adoration was now enshrined in, to be exact,
the next room but one, already hemming diapers for their anticipated
baby. Nobody could possibly have won nearer to his heart’s desire than
Florian had come; he had got all and more than his highest dreaming had
aspired to: and so, if he was now sighing over the reflection, it must
be, he perceived, a sigh of content.

Then he kissed his wife, and he rode away from Bellegarde, toward
the vexatious duties which awaited him at court. Florian stopped, of
course, to put up a prayer, for the success of his nearing venture into
homicide, at the Church of Holy Hoprig. That ceremonial Florian could
not well have omitted without provoking more or less speculation as to
why the Duke of Puysange should be defaulting in a pious custom of long
standing; nor, for that matter, without troubling his conscience with
doubts if he was affording the country-side quite the good example due
from one of his rank.

Through just such mingled considerations of expediency and duty had
Florian, since his return from Brunbelois, continued his giving to
this church with all the old liberality, if with somewhat less comfort
to himself. It was a nuisance to reflect that so many irregularities
which Florian had believed compounded, to everybody’s satisfaction,
had never been attended to at all by his patron saint. It was annoying
to know that the church had got, and was continuing to get, from the
estate of Puysange so many pious offerings virtually for nothing. Even
so, replied logic, what was to be gained by arousing criticism or by
neglecting your religious duties in a manner that was noticeable? Let
us adhere to precedent, and then, if we can no longer count assuredly
on bliss in the next world, we may at least hope for tranquillity in
this one.

So Florian, for the preservation of the local standards, now put up
a fervent prayer to his patron saint in heaven; and reflected that,
after all, the actual whereabouts, and the receptivity to petitions,
of Holy Hoprig was none of Florian’s affair. A little wonder, however,
about just where the saint might be doing what, was, Florian hoped,
permissible, since he had found such wondering not to be avoided.

_12._

_Niceties of Fratricide_

Now that Florian came out of the provinces, he wished to take matters
in order. Not merely a snobbish pride of race led him to give his
family affairs precedence to those of the Bourbons. It was, rather,
that Florian yet had a day to wait before the coming of the winter
solstice. He was unwilling to waste these twenty-four hours, because
Florian looked with some uneasiness toward the inevitable encounter
with his wife-ridden brother, and Florian was desirous to get this
worry off his mind. For, a thing done, as Janicot had mentioned, has an
end....

Florian therefore made inquiries as to where Raoul was passing that
evening; and the two brothers thus met, as if by chance, at the home of
the Duc de Brancas. The circle of Monsieur de Brancas was not gallant
toward women, and his guests were gentlemen in middle age, the most of
whom came each with a boy of seventeen or thereabouts.

Florian was grieved when, as he approached the group clustered about
the big fireplace, he saw with what ceremony Raoul bowed. Raoul had
fattened, he seemed taller, he was to-night superb in this crimson
coat, with huge turned-back cuffs,—that must be the very latest
mode,—and in this loose gold-laced white waistcoat, descending to the
knees, and unfastened at the bottom. Raoul had the grand air of their
father: a tall man was always so much more impressive. For the rest, it
was fully apparent that the dear fellow’s abominable wife had been at
her mischief-making.

“Monsieur the Duke,” Raoul began, “this encounter is indeed fortunate.”

“To encounter Monsieur the Chevalier,” replied Florian, with quite as
sweet a stateliness, but feeling rather like a bantam cock beside this
big Raoul, “is always a privilege.”

People everywhere were listening now: this gambit hardly seemed
fraternal. The well-bred elderly friends of Monsieur de Brancas, to
be sure, made a considerate pretence at going on with their talk, but
most of the scented and painted boys had betrayed their lower social
degree by gaping openly: and Florian knew he was in for an unpleasant
business.

“—For I am wondering if you have heard, monsieur,” the Chevalier went
on, “that the Comte d’Arnaye has spread the report that at Madame
de Nesle’s last ball I appeared with two buttons missing from my
waistcoat?”

“I really cannot answer for the truth of such gossip, monsieur,”—thus
Florian, with high civility,—“since I have not seen my uncle for some
time.”

“Ah, ah! so the Comte d’Arnaye is your uncle!” Raoul seemed gravely
pleased. “That is excellent, for, inasmuch as I cannot readily obtain
satisfaction for this calumny from your uncle, who has retired into the
provinces for the winter, I can apply to you.”

Florian said, with careful patience: “I am delighted, monsieur, to
act as his representative. In that capacity I can assure you whoever
asserted Monsieur d’Arnaye declared the waistcoat in which you attended
the last ball of Madame de Nesle to be deficient in two buttons, or in
one button, or in a half-stitch of thread, has told a lie.”

Raoul de Puysange frowned. “Diantre! it was my own cousin, the Count’s
youngest son, who was my informant; and since my cousin, monsieur, as
you are well aware, is little more than a child—”

“You should have the less trouble, then,” said Florian, vexed by his
brother’s pertinacity, “in horsewhipping the brat for his silly
falsehood.”

“Come, Monsieur the Duke, but I cannot have my cousin called a liar,
far less listen to this talk of horsewhipping one who is of my blood. I
must ask satisfaction for these affronts, and I will send a friend to
wait upon you.”

Florian looked sadly at his brother. But the Duc de Puysange shrugged
before a meddlesome and quite unimportant person.

Florian answered: “I am well content, Monsieur the Chevalier. Only, to
save time, I would suggest that your friend go direct to the Vicomte de
Lautrec, since he is here to-night, and since I have promised him that
he should second me in my next affair.”

The two brothers bowed and parted decorously, having thus arranged a
public quarrel in which Mademoiselle de Nérac was in no way involved.
The instant’s tension was over, and the guests of Monsieur de Brancas
thronged hastily through the corridor,—which was rather chilly, because
all the outer side of this corridor was builded of stained glass,—and
went into the little private theatre, where the fiddles were already
tuning for the overture of a new and tuneful burletta that dealt with
The Fall of Sodom. The curtain by and by rose on the civic revels, and
the rest of the evening passed merrily.

After the first act, while the scenery was being shifted so as to
represent Lot’s cave in the mountains, all details of the fraternal
duel were arranged by Messieurs de Lautrec and de Soyecourt. Tall lean
Monsieur de Soyecourt had, as a cousin, been prompt to insist upon
his right to act for Raoul in an encounter so sure to be discussed
everywhere. Shortly after midnight,—at which hour the other guests
of Monsieur de Brancas went into the Salon des Flagellants to amuse
themselves at a then very fashionable game which you played with little
whips,—the two brothers left the hôtel with their seconds. A surgeon
had been sent for, and he accompanied them and the five girls, whom
the Vicomte de Lautrec had caused to be fetched from La Fillon’s, to a
house near the Port Maillot, where all indulged in various pleasantries
until morning.

The wine here proved so good, the girls were so amiable and
accomplished, that by daylight Florian had mellowed into an
all-embracing benevolence, and he proposed to compound the affair. The
suggestion roused an almost angry buzz of protest.

Lautrec was demanding, of the company at large, would you have me,
who was married only last week, staying out all night, with no better
excuse than that I was drunk with these charming girls? Why, I was
committed to three rendezvous last night, and if there be no duel I
shall have trouble with a trio of ladies of the highest fashion.
Nor is it, put in the Marquis de Soyecourt,—whose speaking was
always somewhat indistinct, because of the loss of all his upper
front-teeth,—nor is it kind of you, my dear, to wish to deprive us of
taking part in a business which will make so much noise in the world:
brothers do not fight every day, this affair will be talked about. I
quite agree with Lautrec that your whim is foolish and inconsiderate.
Besides, Raoul was saying reprovingly, the honor of our house is
involved. To have a Puysange cry off from a duel would be a reflection
upon our blood that I could not endure—

“What is honor,” replied Florian, “to the love which has been between
us?”

The Chevalier looked half-shocked at this sort of talk: but he only
answered that Hannibal and Agamemnon had been very pretty fellows in
their day while it lasted; so too the boys who had loved each other at
Storisende and Bellegarde. Let the dead rest. No, to go back now was
impossible, without creating a deal of adverse comment, in view of the
publicity of their quarrel.

Florian sighed, half wearied, half vexed, by the remote sound of his
brother’s talking, and he replied: “That is true. One must be logical.
You three are better advised than I, and we dare not offend against the
notions of our neighbors.”

The gentlemen went into the park. They walked toward the old Château
de Madrid. There had been a very light fall of snow. It felt like sand
underfoot as you walked. Florian reflected it was droll that oak-trees
should retain so many bronze leaves thus late in winter. They quite
overshadowed this place, and made the snow look bluish.

The gentlemen prepared for their duel, each of the four being armed
with two pistols and a sword. When all was ready, Raoul fired at once,
and wounded Florian in the left arm. It hurt. The little brother whose
face was always grimy would never have hurt you.

At Florian’s side Lautrec had fallen, dead. The bullet of the Marquis
de Soyecourt had by an incredible chance struck the Vicomte full in the
right eye, piercing the brain.

“Name of a name!” observed the Marquis, who was unwounded, “but here is
another widow to be consoled,—when I had aimed too at his ear! That is
the devil of this carousing all night, and then coming to one’s duels
with shaken nerves. But how fare our sons of Œdipus?”

The Marquis turned, and what he saw was sufficiently curious.

[Illustration:
Caption surrounded by a garland: FLORIAN’S plump face was transfigured,
as he knelt before his MELIOR.
_See page 222_
The image.]

Florian had winced when hit, thus for an instant spoiling his aim,
but he at once lowered his pistol, and he shot this tall man who had
nothing to do with his little brother, neatly through the breast. Raoul
de Puysange fired wildly with his second pistol, and drew his sword as
if to rush upon Florian, who merely shifted the yet loaded pistol to
his uncrippled right hand, and waited. But Raoul had not advanced two
paces when Raoul fell.

Florian dropped the undischarged pistol, and went to his brother. This
thin snow underfoot was like scattered sand, and your treading in it
was audible.

“You have done for me, my dear,” declared the Chevalier.

And Florian was perturbed. He wished, for all that his arm was hurting
him confoundedly, to reply whatever in the circumstances was the
correct thing, but he could think of no exact precedent. So he put
aside the wild fancy of responding, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” and
to this stranger at his feet he said, with a quite admirable tremor
wherein anguish blended nicely with a manly self-restraint: “Raoul, you
are the happier of us two. Do you forgive me?”

“Yes,” replied the other, “I forgive you.” Raoul gazed up fondly at his
brother. Raoul said, with that genius for the obviously appropriate
which Florian always envied, “I feel for you as I know you do for me.”

Thus speaking, Raoul de Puysange looked of a sudden oddly surprised.
His nostrils dilated, he shivered a little, and so died.

Florian turned sadly to the gaunt Marquis de Soyecourt. “You spoke of
the sons of Œdipus, Antoine. But many other eminent persons have been
fratricides. There was Romulus, and Absalom in Holy Writ, and Sir Balen
of Northumberland, and several of the Capets and the Valois. King Henry
the First of England, a very wise prince, also put his brother out of
the way, as did Constantius Chlorus, a most noble patron of the Church.
Whereas all Turkish emperors—”

“Oh, have done with your looking for precedents!” said the Marquis.
“What we should look for now, my dear, is horses to get us away from
this sad affair. For one, I am retiring into the provinces, to spend
Christmas at my venerable father’s chateau at Beaujolais, where I shall
be more comfortable than in the King’s prison of the Bastile. And I
most strongly advise you to imitate me.”

“No,” Florian said, gently, “these are but the first fruits of the
attainment of my desire. For, as you remind me, Antoine, Christmas
approaches, and I have still unfinished business at court.”

_13._

_Débonnaire_

Thereafter Florian went to the Duke of Orléans, with two motives. One
was the obvious necessity of obtaining a pardon for having killed
the Chevalier: Florian’s other motive was the promise given to brown
Janicot that he should have for his Christmas present, upon this day of
the winter solstice, the life of the greatest man in the kingdom. The
greatest man in the kingdom, undoubtedly, was Philippe of Orléans, the
former Regent, now prime minister, and the next heir to the throne. The
King was nobody in comparison: besides, the King was not a man but a
child of thirteen. One must be logical. Florian regretted the loss of
his friend, for he was unfeignedly fond of Orléans, but a promise once
given by a Puysange was not to be evaded.

He must get the pardon first. Florian foresaw that the granting
of a pardon out of hand for his disastrous duel would seem to the
Duke of Orléans an action liable to involve the prime minister in
difficulties. Florian thought otherwise, in the light of his firm
belief that to-morrow Orléans would be oblivious of all earthly
affairs, but this was not an argument which Florian could tactfully
employ. Rather, he counted upon the happy fact that Florian’s services
in the past were not benefits which any reflective statesman would
care to ignore. Yes, the pardon would certainly be forthcoming,
Florian assured himself, this afternoon, as he rode forth in his great
gilded coach, for his last chat, as he rather vexedly reflected, with
all-powerful Philippe of Orléans, whom people called Philippe the
Débonnaire.

“So!” said the minister, when they had embraced, “so, they tell me that
you have married again, and that you killed your brother this morning.
I am not pleased with you, Florian. These escapades will come to no
good end.”

“Ah, monseigneur, but I like to take a wife occasionally, whereas you
prefer always to borrow one. It is merely a question of taste, about
which we need not quarrel. As to this duel, I lamented the necessity,
your highness, as much as anybody. But these meddling women—”

“Yes, yes, I know,” replied Orléans, “your sister-in-law talks too
much. In fact, as I recall it, she talks even in her sleep.”

“Monseigneur, and will you never learn discretion?”

“I am discreet enough, in any event, to look upon fratricide rather
seriously. So I am sending you to the Bastile for a while, Florian, and
indeed the lettre de cachet ordering your imprisonment was made out an
hour ago.”

Florian at this had out the small gold box upon whose lid was painted
a younger and far more amiable looking Orléans than frowned here in
the flesh,—in a superfluity of flesh,—and Florian took snuff. It was
always a good way of gaining time for reflection. Wine and cakes were
set ready upon the little table. Philippe was probably expecting some
woman. There had been no lackeys in the corridor which led to this
part of the château. Philippe always sent them away when any of his
women were to come in the day-time. Yes, one was quite alone with this
corpulent, black-browed and purple-faced Philippe, in this quiet room,
which was like a great gilded shell of elaborately carved woodwork,
and which had bright panels everywhere, upon the walls and the
ceiling, representing, very explicitly indeed, The Triumphs of Love.
Such solitude was uncommonly convenient; and one might speak without
reticence.

Florian put up his snuff-box, dusted his finger-tips, and said: “I
regret to oppose you in anything, monseigneur, but for me to go to
prison would be inconvenient just now. I have important business at the
Feast of the Wheel to-morrow night.”

Since Philippe had lost the sight of his left eye he cocked his
head like a huge bird whenever he looked at you intently. “You had
best avoid these sorceries, Florian. I have not yet forgotten that
fiend whom your accursed lieutenant evoked for us in the quarries of
Vaugirard—” Orléans paused. He said in a while, “Before that night and
that vision of my uncle’s death-bed, I was less ambitious, Florian, and
more happy.”

“Ah, yes, poor old Mirepoix!” said Florian, smiling. “What a
preposterous fraud he was, with his absurd ventriloquism and stuffed
crocodiles and magic lanterns! However, he foretold very precisely
indeed the extraordinary series of events which would leave you the
master of this kingdom: and I had not the heart to see the faithful
fellow exposed as an ignoramus who talked nonsense. So I was at some
pains to help his prophesying come true, and to make you actually the
only surviving male relative at the old King’s death-bed.”

“Let us speak,” said Orléans, with a vexed frown, “of cheerier matters.
Now, in regard to your imprisonment—”

“I was coming to your notion of a merry topic. This visit to the
Feast of the Wheel is about a family matter, your highness, and is
imperative. So I must keep my freedom for the while: and I must ask, in
place of a lettre de cachet, a pardon in full.”

“Instead, Florian, let us have fewer ‘musts’ and more friendliness in
this affair.” Orléans now put his arm about Florian. “Come, I will put
off your arrest until the day after to-morrow; you shall spend the
night here, my handsome pouting Florian; and you shall be liberated at
the end of one little week in the Bastile.”

Florian released himself, rather petulantly. “Pardieu! but I entreat
you to reserve these endearments for your bed-chamber! No, you must
find some other playfellow for to-night. And I really cannot consent to
be arrested, for it would quite spoil my Christmas.”

Orléans, rebuffed, said only, “But if I continue to ignore your
misbehaviors, people will talk.”

“That is possible, your highness. It is certain that, under arrest, I
also would become garrulous.”

“Ah! and of what would you discourse?”

Florian looked for a while at his red-faced friend beyond the
red-topped writing-table.

Florian said: “I would talk of the late Dauphin’s death, monseigneur;
of the death of the Duc de Bourgogne; of the death of the little Duc
de Bretagne; and of the death of the Duc de Berri. I would talk of
those inexplicable fatal illnesses among your kinsmen which of a sudden
made you, who were nobody of much consequence, the master of France and
the next heir to the throne.”

Orléans said nothing for a time. Speaking, his voice was quiet, but
a little hoarse. “It is perhaps as well for you, my friend, that my
people have been dismissed. Yes, I am expecting Madame de Phalaris,
who is as yet amusingly shame-faced about her adulteries. So there is
nobody about, and we may speak frankly. With frankness, then, I warn
you that it is not wholesome to threaten a prince of the blood, and
that if you continue in this tone you may not long be permitted to talk
anywhere, not even in one of the many prisons at my disposal.”

“Ah, your highness, let us not speak of my death, for it is a death
which you would deplore.”

“Would I deplore your death?” Orléans’ head was now cocked until it
almost lay upon his left shoulder. “It is a fact of which I am not
wholly persuaded.”

“Monseigneur, mere self-respect demands that one’s death should rouse
some grief among one’s friends. So I have made certain that your grief
would be inevitable and deep. For I am impatient of truisms—”

“And what have truisms to do with our affair?”

“The statement that dead men tell no tales, your highness, is a truism.”

“Yes, and to be candid, Florian, it is that particular truism of which
I was just thinking.”

“Well, it is this particular truism I have elected to deride. My
will is made, the disposing of my estate is foreordered, and every
legacy enumerated. One of these legacies is in the form of a written
narrative: it is not a romance, it is an entirely veracious chronicle,
dealing with the last hours of four of your kinsmen; and it is
bequeathed to a fifth kinsman, to your cousin, the Duc de Bourbon.
Should I die in one of your prisons, monseigneur,—a calamity which I
perceive to be already fore-shadowed in your mind,—that paper would go
to him.”

The Duke of Orléans considered this. There had been much whispering;
mobs in the street had shouted, “Burn the poisoner!” when Orléans
passed: but this was different. Once Bourbon had half the information
which Florian de Puysange was able to give, there would be of course
no question of burning Orléans, since one does not treat a prince of
the blood like fuel: but there would be no doubt, either, of his swift
downfall nor of his subsequent death by means of the more honorable ax.

Orléans knew all this. Orléans also knew Florian. In consequence
Orléans asked, “Is what you tell me the truth?”

“Faith of a gentleman, monseigneur!”

Orléans sighed. “It is a pity. By contriving this conditional
post-mortem sort of confession to the devil-work you prompted, you
have contrived an equally devilish safeguard. Yes, if you are telling
the truth, for me to have you put out of the way would be injudicious.
And you do tell the truth, confound you! Broad-minded as you are in
many ways, Florian, you are a romantic, and I have never known you to
break your given word or to voice any purely utilitarian lie. You are
positively queer about that.”

“I confess it,” said Florian, frankly. “Puysange lies only for
pleasure, never for profit. But what do my foibles matter? Let us
be logical about this! What does anything matter except the plain
fact that we are useful to each other? I do not boast, but I think
you have found me efficient. You needed only a precipitating of the
inevitable, a little hastening here and there of natural processes,
to give you your desires. Well, four of these accelerations have been
brought about through the recipes of a dear old friend of mine, through
invaluable recipes which have made you the master of this kingdom. It
is now always within your power, without any real trouble, to remove
the scrofulous boy whose living keeps you from being even in title
King of France. Yes, I think I have helped you. Some persons would in
my position be exigent. But all I ask is your name written upon a bit
of paper. I will even promise you that your mercifulness shall create
no adverse comment, and that to-morrow people shall be talking of
something quite different.”

And Florian smiled ingratiatingly, the while that he fingered what
was in his waistcoat pocket, and reflected that all France would very
certainly have more than enough to talk about to-morrow.

“This dapper imp, in his eternal bottle-green and silver, will be the
ruin of me,” Orléans observed. But he had already drawn a paper from
the top drawer: and he filled it in, and signed it, and he pushed it
across the red-topped writing-table, toward Florian.

“I thank you, monseigneur, for this favor,” said Florian, then, “and I
long to repay it by making you King of France. Let us drink to Philippe
the Seventh!”

“No,” said Orleans,—“let us drink if you will, but i have no thirst for
kingship. I play with the idea, of course. To be a king sounds well,
and I once thought—But it would give me no more than I already have of
endless nuisances to endure. As matters stand, I can make shift with
the discomforts of being a great personage, because I know that I can,
whenever I like, lay aside my greatness. I can at will become again a
private person, and I can find a host of fools eager to fill my place.
But from the throne there is no exit save into the vaults of St. Denis.
So I procrastinate, I play with the idea of putting the boy out of the
way, but I do nothing definite until to-morrow.”

“There are many adages that speak harshly of procrastination,” said
Florian, as he poured and, with his back to Orléans, flavored the wine
which was set ready. “Logic is a fine thing, monseigneur: and logic
informs me that no man is sure of living until to-morrow.”

“But it is no fun being a great personage,” Orléans lamented, as he
took the tall, darkly glowing glass. “I have had my bellyful of it: and
I find greatness rather thin fare. I am master of France, indeed I may
with some show of reason claim to be master of Europe. I used to think
it would be pleasant to rule kingdoms; but you may take my word for
it, Florian, the game is not worth the candle. There are times,” said
Orléans, as lazily he sipped the wine which Florian had just seasoned,
“there are times when I wish I were dead and done with it all.”

“That, your highness, will come soon enough.”

“Yes, but do you judge what I have to contend with.” Orléans launched
into a bewailing of his political difficulties. Florian kept a polite
pose of attention, without exactly listening to these complaints about
Parliament’s obstinacy, about Alberoni’s and Villeroy’s plottings in
their exile, about the sly underminings of Fréjus, about what the
legitimated princes were planning now, about Bourbon, about Noailles,
about the pig-headedness of the English Pretender, about the empty
Treasury—Of these things Philippe was talking, in a jumble of words
without apparent end or meaning. But Florian thought of a circumstance
unrelated to any of these matters, with a sort of awed amusement.

“All this to make a maniac of me,” the minister went on, “and with
what to balance it? Anything I choose to ask for, of course. But
then, Florian, what the deuce is there in life for one to ask for at
forty-nine? I was once a joyous glutton: now I have to be careful
of my digestion. I used to stay drunk for weeks: now one night of
virtually puritanic debauchery leaves me a wreck to be patched up by
physicians who can talk about nothing but apoplexy. Women no longer
rouse any curiosity. I know so well what their bodies are like that
an investigation is tautology: and half the time I go to bed with
no inclination to do anything but sleep. Not even my daughters,
magnificent women that you might think them—”

“I know,” said Florian, with a reminiscent smile.

“—Not even they are able to amuse me any more. No, my friend, I
candidly voice my opinion that there is nothing in life which
possession does not discover to be inadequate: we are cursed with
a tyrannous need for what life does not afford: and we strive for
various prizes, saying ‘Happiness is there,’ when in point of fact it
is nowhere. They who fail in their endeavors have still in them the
animus of desire: but the man who attains his will cohabits with an
assassin, for, having it, he perceives that he does not want it; and
desire is dead in him, and the man too is dead. No, Florian, be advised
by me; and do you avoid greatness as you should—and by every seeming do
not,—the devil!”

So Philippe d’Orléans also, thought Florian, had got what he wanted,
only to find it a damnable nuisance. Probably all life was like that.
Over-high and over-earnest desires were inadvisable. It was a sort of
comfort to reflect that poor Philippe at least would soon be through
with his worries.

A bell rang; and Florian, rising, said: “I shall heed your advice,
monseigneur—But that bell perhaps announces an arrival about which I
should remain in polite ignorance?”

“Yes, it is Madame de Phalaris. We are to try what Aretino and Romano
can suggest for our amusement, before I go up to my hour’s work with
the King. So be off with you through the private way, for it is a very
modest little bitch.”

Florian passed through the indicated door, but he did not quite close
it. Instead, he waited there, and he saw the entrance of charming tiny
Madame de Phalaris, whom Orléans greeted with tolerable ardor.

“So you have come at last, you delicious rogue, to end my expounding of
moral sentiments. And with what fairy tale, bright-eyed Sapphira, will
you explain your lateness?”

“Indeed, your highness,” said the lady, who had learned that in these
encounters the Duke liked to be heartened with some gambit of free
talk, “indeed, your question reminds me that only last night I heard
the most diverting fairy tale. But it is somewhat—”

“Yes?” said the Duke.

“I mean, that it is rather—”

“But I adore that especial sort of fairy story,” he announced. “So of
course we must have it, and equally of course we must spare our mutual
blushes.”

Thus speaking, Orléans sat at her feet, and leaned back his head
between her knees, so that neither could see the face of the other.
Her lithe white fingers stroked his cheeks, caressing those great
pendulous red jaws: and her sea-green skirts, flowered with a pattern
of slender vines, were spread like billows to each side of him.

“There was once,” the lady began, “a king and a queen—”

“I know the tale,” Orléans said,—“they had three sons. And the two
elder failed in preposterous quests, but the third prince succeeded in
everything, and he was damnably bored by everything. I know the tale
only too well—”

He desisted from speaking. But he was making remarkable noises.

“Highness—!” cried Madame de Phalaris.

She had risen in alarm; and as she rose, the Duke’s head fell to the
crimson-covered footstool at her feet. He did not move, but lay quite
still, staring upward, and his foreshortened face, as Florian saw it,
was of a remarkable shade of purple among the elaborate dark curls of
Orléans’ peruke.

There was for a moment utter silence. You heard only the gilded clock
upon the red chimney-piece. Then Madame de Phalaris screamed.

Nobody replied. She rang wildly at the bell-cord beside the
writing-table. You could hear a remote tinkling, but nothing else. The
shaking woman lifted fat Orléans, and propped him against the chair in
which she had just been sitting. Philippe of Orléans sprawled thus,
more drunken looking than Florian had ever seen him in life: the
corpse was wholly undignified. The head of him whom people had called
Philippe the Débonnaire had fallen sideways, so that his black peruke
was pushed around and hid a third of his face. The left eye, the eye
with which Philippe had for years seen nothing, yet leered at the woman
before him. She began again to scream. She ran from the room, and
Florian could now just hear her as she ran, still screaming, about the
corridors in which she could find nobody. It sounded like the squeaking
of a frightened rat.

Florian came forward without hurry, for there was no pressing need of
haste. Florian quite understood that Orléans had dismissed all his
attendants, so that Madame de Phalaris might come to him unobserved:
her husband was a notionary man. After a little amorous diversion with
the lady, Orléans had meant to go up that narrow staircase yonder, for
an hour’s work with the young King. It was odd to reflect that poor
Philippe would never go to the King nor to any woman’s bed, not ever
any more; odd, too, that anyone could be thus private in this enormous
château wherein lived several thousand persons. At all events, this
privacy was uncommonly convenient.

So Florian reflected for an instant, after his usual fashion of fond
lingering upon what life afforded of the quaint. It was certainly very
quaint that history should be so plastic. He had, with no especial
effort or discomfort, with no real straining of his powers, changed the
history of all Europe when he transferred this famous kingdom of France
and the future of France from the keeping of Philippe to guardians
more staid. Probably Monsieur de Bourbon would be the next minister.
But whoever might be minister in name, the Bishop of Fréjus, the young
King’s preceptor, would now be the actual master of everything. Well,
to have taken France from a debauchee like this poor staring gaping
Philippe here,—Florian abstractedly straightened the thing’s peruke,—to
give control of France to such an admirable prelate as André de Fleury
was in all a praiseworthy action. It was a logical action.

Then Florian performed unhurriedly the rite which was necessary, and
there was a sign that Janicot accepted his Christmas present. It was
not a pleasant sign to witness, nor did they who served Janicot appear
to be squeamish. After this came two hairy persons, not unfamiliar
to Florian, and these two removed as much as their master desired of
Philippe d’Orléans. They answered, too, in a fashion no whit less
impressive because of their not speaking, the questions which Florian
put as to the proper manner of his coming to Janicot and the Feast
of the Wheel. Then they were not in this room: and Florian, somewhat
shaken, also went from this room, not as they had gone but by way of
the little private door.

It was a full half-hour, Florian learned afterward, before Madame de
Phalaris returned with a cortége of lackeys and physicians. These last
attempted to bleed Duke Philippe, but found their endeavors wasted:
La Tophania’s recipes were reliable, and to all appearance he had for
some while been dead of apoplexy. The obscene toy discovered, hanging
about his neck, when they went to undress him, surprised nobody: the
Duke had affected these oddities. When the physicians made yet other
discoveries, a trifle later, they flutteringly agreed this death must,
without any further discussion, be reported to have arisen from natural
causes. “Monsieur d’Orléans,” said one of them, jesting with rather
gray lips, “has died assisted by his usual confessor.”

Florian had of course not needed to amass good precedents for putting
out of life anybody who was to all intents a reigning monarch. As
he glanced back at history, this seemed to him almost the favorite
avocation of estimable persons. So, as Florian rode leisurely away
in his great gilded coach, leaving behind him the second fruits of
the attainment of his desire, if he lazily afforded a sidethought
to Marcus Brutus and Jacques Clément and Aristogeiton and Ehud the
Benjaminite, and to a few other admirable assassins of high potentates,
it was through force of habit rather than any really serious
consideration. For the important thing to be considered now was how to
come by the sword Flamberge, for which Florian had, that day, paid.

_14._

_Gods in Decrepitude_

Not one of the ambiguous guardians of the place in any way molested
Florian in that journey through which he hoped to win the sword
Flamberge. His bearing, which combined abstraction with a touch of
boredom, discouraged any advances from phantoms, and made fiends
uneasily suspect this little fellow in bottle-green and silver to be
one of those terrible magicians who attend Sabbats only when they are
planning to kidnap with strong conjurations some luckless fiend to
slave for them at unconscionable tasks. That sort of person a shrewd
fiend gives a wide berth: and certainly nobody who was not an adept
at magic would have dared venture hereabouts, upon this night of all
nights in the year, the guardians reasoned, without considering that
this traveler might be a Puysange. So Florian passed to the top of the
hill, without any molestation, in good time for the beginning of the
Feast of the Wheel.

When Florian came quietly through the painted gate, the Master was
already upon the asherah stone receiving homage. The place was well
lighted with torches which flared bluishly as they were carried about
by creatures that had the appearance of huge dark-colored goats:
each of these goats bore two torches, the first being fixed between
its horns, and the second inserted in another place. Florian stood
aside, and watched these venerable rites of unflinching osculation
and widdershins movings and all the rest of the ritual. One respected
of course the motives which took visible form in these religious
ceremonies, but the formulæ seemed to Florian rather primitive.

So he sat upon a secluded grassbank, beyond the light of the blue
torches, and waited. It was quaint, and pathetic too in a way, now that
the communicants were reporting upon their unimaginative doings since
the last Sabbat. The Master listened and advised upon each case. To
Florian it appeared a rather ridiculous pother over nothing, all this
to-do about the drying up of a cow or the unfitting of a bridegroom
for his privileges or the sapping away of someone’s health. Florian
inclined to romanticism even in magic, whose proper functions he did
not consider to be utilitarian or imitative of real life. It seemed to
him mere childish petulancy thus to cast laborious spells to hasten
events which would in time have happened anyhow, through nature’s
unprompted blunderings, when the obvious end of magic should be to
bring about chances which could not possibly happen. But the Master had
an air of taking it all quite seriously.

Nor were the initiations much more diverting, however dreadfully
painful they must be to the virgin novitiates. Florian could not but
think that some more natural paraphernalia would be preferable, would
be more logical, than that horrible, cold and scaly apparatus. It was
interesting, though, to note what disposition was made of the relics
of Philippe d’Orléans: and in the giving of four infants also, by the
old ritual, Florian took a sort of personal concern, and he watched
closely, so as to see just how it was done. He was relieved to find
it a simple enough matter, hardly more difficult than the gutting of
a rabbit, once you had by heart the words of the invocation. Florian
assumed that Janicot would in due course supply the woman whose body
must serve as the altar, and Florian put the matter out of mind.

Besides, to one with his respect for ancient custom and precedent, the
fertility rites now in full course were interesting: he imagined that
to a professed and not prudish antiquary they would be of absorbing
interest, coming down, as these ceremonies did unaltered, from the
dwarf races that preceded mankind proper. Still, as a whole, the
Feast of the Wheel was rather tedious, Florian declared to his large
neighbor. Florian had just noticed that others sat on this secluded
grassbank, to both sides of him, in a twilight so vague that he could
only see these other watchers of the feast were of huge stature and had
unblinking shining eyes.

Yes, this dim person assented, these modern ways lacked fervor and
impressiveness: and matters had been infinitely better conducted,
he said, in the good old days when the Sabbat was held in blasphemy
against him.

Florian, really interested at last, asked questions. It developed
that this shadowy watcher was called Marduk. He had once been rather
widely esteemed, by he had no notion how many millions of men, as the
over-lord of heaven and all living creatures, in whose hands were
the decrees of fate, and as the bright helper and healer from whom
were hid no secrets. Apsu yonder had in those fine days conducted his
blasphemies, Marduk repeated, with considerably more splendor and
display. Yes, the times worsened, the thing was now done meagrely. Apsu
had never been really the same, said Marduk,—with a dry chuckle, like
the stirring of a dead leaf,—since Apsu lost his wife. She was called
Tiamat: and, say what you might about her—

“I quite agree with you. He was a far more dashing rogue,” put in
another half-seen shape, “in the good times when I was the eternal
source of light, the upholder of the universe, all-powerful and
all-knowing, and when nobody anywhere except that rascal Anra-Mainyu
was bold enough to talk back to Ahura-Madza. Yes, the times worsen in
every way: and even his effrontery flags, if that is any comfort.”

“Oh, for that matter,” said a third, “this Vukub-Kakix was at hand
with his impudence when the Old Ones covered with Green Feathers first
came out of the waters and tried to make men virtuous. He was then
a splendid rogue. I found him annoying, of course, but wonderfully
amusing. Now the times worsen: and the adversary of all the gods of men
no longer has such opponents as used to keep him on his mettle.”

“Each one of you,” marvelled Florian, “gives the Master a new and
harder christening! And what, monsieur,” asked Florian, of the last
speaker, “may be your name?”

The third dim creature answered, “Xpiyacoc.”

“Ah, now I understand why you should be the most generous to the Master
in the matter of cacophony! I take it that you also have retired from a
high position in the church. And I am wondering if all you veteran gods
are assembled upon half-pay”—here Florian discreetly jerked a thumb
skyward,—“to conspire?”

“No,” said a fourth,—who, like that poor Philippe, had only one
eye,—“it is true we look to see put down the gods who just now have
men’s worship. But we do not conspire. We are too feeble now, and the
years have taken away from us even anger and malevolence. It was not
so in the merry days when the little children came to me upon spear
points. Now the times worsen: and they can but make the best of very
poor times up yonder, as we do here.” He seemed to listen to the
thing in the appearance of a raven perched on his shoulder, and then
said: “Besides, wise Huginn tells me that the reign of any god is an
ephemeral matter hardly worth fretting over. I fell. They will fall.
But neither fact is very important, says wise Huginn.”

And about the Master these dim watchers preferred not to talk any
more. He had denied them, they said, when they were kings of heaven
and of man’s worship and terror: and the Master had always maintained
his cult against whatever god was for the moment supreme. He had
never been formidable, he had never shown any desire toward usurping
important powers. He had remained content to assert himself Prince of
this World, whoever held the heavens and large stars: and while he had
never meddled with the doings of any god in other planets, here upon
earth he had displayed such pertinacity that in the end most rulers
of the universe let him alone. And now their omnipotence had passed,
but the Master’s little power—somehow—endured. The old gods found it
inexplicable; but they were under no bonds to explain it; and it was
not worth bothering about: nor was anything else worth bothering about,
said they, whom time had freed of grave responsibilities.

And Florian mildly pitied their come-down in life, and their descent
into this forlorn condition, but felt himself, none the less, to be
sitting among ne’er-do-wells, and to be in not quite the company suited
to a nobleman of his rank. So it was really a relief when the Master’s
religious services were over, and when, with the coming of red dawn,
his servants departed, trooping this way and that way, but without ever
ascending far above earth as they passed like sombre birds. The Master
now stood unattended upon the asherah stone.

Florian then nodded civilly to the fallen gods, and left them. Florian
came forward and, removing his silver-laced green hat with a fine
stately sweep, he gave Janicot that ceremonious bow which Florian
reserved for persons whose worldly estate entitled them to be treated
as equals by a Duke of Puysange.

_15._

_Dubieties of the Master_

“Come,” said Janicot, yawning in the dawn of Christmas Day, “but here
is our romantic lordling of Puysange, to whom love is divine, and the
desired woman a goddess.”

Florian did not at once reply. He had for the instant forgotten his
need of the sword Flamberge. For on account of the requirements of the
various ceremonies, Janicot, except for a strip of dappled fawn-skin
across his chest, was not wearing any clothes, not even any shoes.
Florian had just noticed Janicot’s feet. But Florian was too courteous
to comment upon personal peculiarities: for this only is the secret
of all good-breeding, he reflected, not ever to wound the feelings of
anybody, in any circumstances, without premeditation. So his upsetment
was but momentary, and was not shown perceptibly, he felt sure, by the
gasp which politeness had turned into a sigh.

“But what the deuce,” said Janicot then, “is this a proper groan, is
this the appropriate countenance, for one whose love has overridden the
by-laws of time and nature and even of necromancy?”

“Ah, Monsieur Janicot,” answered Florian, “gravity everywhere goes
arm-in-arm with wisdom, and I am somewhat wiser than I was when we last
talked together. For I have been to the high place, and my desires have
been gratified.”

“That is an affair of course, since all my friends have all their
desires in this world. What cannot be with equal readiness taken for
granted is the fact that you appear on that account to be none the
happier.”

“Merriment,” replied Florian, “is a febrile passion. But content is
quiet.”

“So, then, you are content, my little duke?”

“The word ‘little,’ Monsieur Janicot, has in its ordinary uses no
uncivil connotations. Yet, when applied to a person—”

“I entreat your pardon, Monsieur the Duke, for the ill-chosen
adjective, and I hastily withdraw it.”

“Which pardon, I need hardly say, I grant with even more haste. I am
content, then, Monsieur Janicot. I have achieved my heart’s desire,
and I find it”—Florian coughed,—-“beyond anything I ever imagined. But
now, alas! the great love between my wife and me draws toward its sweet
fruition, and one must be logical. So I comprehend—with not unnatural
regret,—that my adored wife will presently be leaving me forever.”

“Ah, to be sure! Then you have already, in this brief period, passed
from the pleasures of courtship to the joys of matrimony—?”

“Monsieur, I am a Puysange. We are ardent.”

“—And she is already—?”

“Monsieur, I can but repeat my remark.”

“Eh,” replied Janicot, “you have certainly spared no zeal, you have not
slept, in upholding the repute of your race: and this punctilious and
loving adherence to the fine old forthright customs of your fathers
affects me. There remains, to be sure, our bargain. Yet I am honestly
affected, and since this parting grieves you so much, Florian, some
composition must be reached—”

“It is undeniable,” said Florian, with a reflective frown, “that my
most near acquaintances address me—”

“I accept the reproof, I withdraw the vocative noun, and again I
entreat your pardon, Monsieur the Duke.”

“I did not so much voice a reproof, Monsieur Janicot, as a sincere
lament that I have never enjoyed the privilege of your close
friendship.” And Florian too bowed. “I was about to observe, then,
that a gentleman adheres in all to all his bargains. So I can in logic
consider no alteration of our terms, though you comprehend, I trust,
how bitter I find their fulfilment.”

“Yes,” Janicot responded, “it is precisely the amount of your grief
which I begin to comprehend. Its severity has even brought on a
bronchial irritation which prevents your speaking freely: and indeed,
one might have foreseen this.”

“—So I have come to inquire how I am to get the sword Flamberge, which,
as you may remember, must figure in the ceremony of—your pardon, but
I really do appear to have contracted a quite obstinate cough in the
night air,—of giving you your honorarium, by the old ritual.”

Janicot for a moment reflected. “You have sacrificed—”

“Monsieur, pray let us be logical! I have offered you no sacrifice. I
have participated in no such inadvisable custom of heathenry. I must
remind you that this is Christmas; and that I, naturally, elect to
follow our Christian custom of exchanging appropriate gifts at this
season of the year.”

“I again apologize, I withdraw the verb. You have made me a Christmas
present, then, of the life of a person of some note and mightiness, as
your race averages. So it is your right to demand my aid. Yet there
is one at your home, in an earthen pot, who could have procured for
you the information, and very probably the sword too, without your
stirring from your fireside and adored wife. It appears to me odd that,
with so few months of happiness remaining, you should absent yourself
from the sources of your only joy.”

Florian’s hand had risen in polite protest. “Ah, but, Monsieur Janicot,
but in mere self-respect, one would not employ the power of which
you speak, unless there were some absolute need. Now, for my part,
I have always found it simple enough to get what I wanted without
needing to thank anyone for help except myself. And Flamberge too is a
prize that I prefer to win unaided, at the trivial price of a slight
token of esteem at Christmas. I prefer, you conceive,” said Florian,
as smilingly he reflected upon the incessant carefulness one had to
exercise in dealing with these fiends, “to settle the affair without
incurring humiliating and possibly pyrotechnic obligations to anybody.”

Janicot replied: “Doubtless, such independent sentiments are admirable.
And it shall be as you like—”

“Still, Monsieur Janicot,” said Florian, with just the proper amount of
heartbreak in his voice, “is it not regrettable that this cruel price
should be exacted of me?”

“Old customs must be honored, and mine are oldish. Besides, as I recall
it, you suggested the bargain, not I.”

“Yes, because I know that gifts from you are dangerous. Why, but let
us be logical! Would you have me purchase an ephemeral pleasure at
the price of my own ruin, when I could get it at the cost of somewhat
inconveniencing others?”

“You say that my gifts are dangerous. Yet, what do you really know
about me, Florian? Again I entreat your pardon, Monsieur the Duke, but,
after all, our acquaintance progresses.”

“I know nothing about you personally, Monsieur Janicot, beyond the
handsomeness of your generosity. I only know the danger of accepting a
free gift from any fiend; and you I take to be, in cosmic politics, a
leader of the party in opposition.”

Janicot looked grave for a moment. He said:

“No, I am not a fiend, Monsieur the Duke; nor, for that matter, does
your current theology afford me any niche.”

“Well, then,” asked Florian, with his customary fine frankness, “if you
are not the devil, what the devil are you?”

Janicot answered: “I am all that has been and that is to be. Never has
any man been able to imagine what I am.”

“Ah, monsieur, that sounds well, and, quite possibly, it means
something. Of that I know no more than a frog does about toothache, but
I do know they call you the adversary of all the gods of men—”

“Yes,” Janicot admitted, rather sadly, “I have been hoping, now for a
great while, that men would find some god with whom a rational person
might make terms, but that seems never to happen.”

“Monsieur, monsieur!” cried Florian, “pray let us have no scepticism—!”

“Scepticism also is a comfort denied to me. Men have that refuge always
open. But I have in my time dealt at close grips with too many gods to
have any doubt about them. No, I believe, and I shudder with distaste.”

“Come, now, Monsieur Janicot, religion and somewhere to go on Sundays
are quite necessary amenities—”

Janicot was surprised. “Why, but, Monsieur the Duke, can it be true
that you, as a person of refinement, approve of worshipping goats
and crocodiles and hawks and cats and hippopotami after the Egyptian
custom?”

“Parbleu, not in the least! I, to the contrary—”

“Oh, you admire, then, the monkeys and tigers, in whose honor the men
of India build temples?”

“Not at all. You misinterpret me—”

“Ah, I perceive. You approve, instead, of those gods of Greece and
Rome, who went about earth as bulls and cock cuckoos and as sprinklings
of doubloons and five franc pieces, when they were particularly
desirous of winning affection?”

“Now, Monsieur Janicot, you very foolishly affect to misunderstand me.
One should be logical in these grave matters. One should know, as the
whole world knows, that the Dukes of Puysange care nothing for the
silly fables of paganism, and that for five centuries we of Puysange
have been notable and loyal Christians.”

Janicot said: “For five whole centuries! Jahveh also, being so young a
god, must think that a long while; and doubtless he feels honored by
these five centuries of patronage.”

“Well, of course,” said Florian, modestly, “as one of the oldest
families hereabouts, we find that our example is apt to be followed.
But we ourselves think little of our long lineage, we have grown used
to it, we think that logically it is only the man himself who matters:
and I confess, Monsieur Janicot, that it seems almost droll to see you
impressed by our antiquity.”

“I!” said Janicot. Then he said: “For all that, I am impressed. Yes,
men are really wonderful. However, let that pass. So it is Jahveh of
whom you approve. You confess it. Why, then, I ask you, as one logical
person addressing another—”

“A pest! logic is a fine thing, but let us not put these matters
altogether upon the ground of logic,” said Florian, recoiling just
perceptibly, as a large tumble-bug climbed on the rock, and sat beside
Janicot.

“—I ask you,” Janicot continued, “as one person of good taste
addressing another—”

“It is not wholly an affair of connoisseurs. Let us talk about
something else.”

“—For you have this Jahveh’s own history of his exploits all
written down at his own dictation. I allow him candor, nor, for one
so young, does he write badly. For the rest, do these cruelties,
these double-dealings, these self-confessed divine blunders and
miscalculations, these subornings of murders and thefts and adulteries,
these punishments of the innocent, not sparing even his own family—”

Florian yawned delicately, but without removing his eyes from the
tumble-bug. “My dear Monsieur Janicot, that sort of talk is really
rather naïve: it is, if you will pardon my frankness, quite out of date
now that we have reached the eighteenth century.”

“Yes, but—”

“No, Monsieur Janicot, I can consent to hear no more of these
sophomoric blasphemies. I must tell you I have learned that in these
matters, as in all matters, it is better taste to recognize some
drastic regeneration may be necessary without doing anything about it,
and certainly without aligning ourselves with the foul anarchistic
mockers of everything in our social chaos which is making for beauty
and righteousness—”

“Why, but, Monsieur the Duke,” said Janicot, “but what—!”

“I must tell you I perceive, in honest sorrow, that with a desire for
fescennine expression you combine a vulgar atheism and an iconoclastic
desire to befoul the sacred ideas of the average man or woman,
collectively scorned as the bourgeoisie—”

“Yes, doubtless, this is excellent talking. Still, what—?”

“I must tell you also that I very gravely suspect you to be one of
those half-baked intellectuals who confuse cheap atheism, and the
defiling of other men’s altars, with deep thinking; one of those
moral and spiritual hooligans who resent all forms of order as an
encroachment upon their diminutive, unkempt and unsavory egos; one of
the kind of people who relish nasty books about sacred persons and
guffaw over the amours of the angels.”

“Yes, I concede the sonority of your periods; but what does all this
talking mean?”

“Why, monsieur,” said Florian, doubtfully, “I do not imagine
that it means anything. These are merely the customary noises of
well-thought-of persons in reply to the raising of any topic which
they prefer not to pursue. It is but an especially dignified manner of
saying that I do not care to follow the line of thought you suggest,
because logic here might lead to uncomfortable conclusions and to
deductions without honorable precedents.”

“Ah, now I understand you,” said Janicot, smiling. He looked down, and
stroked the tumble-bug, which under his touch shrank and vanished. “I
should have noticed the odor before; and as it is, I confess that, in
this frank adhesion to your folly without pretending it is anything
else, I recognize a minim of wisdom. So let us say no more about it.
Let us return to the question of that sword with which the loyal
servant of him who also came not to bring peace, but a sword, has need
to sever his family ties. Those persons just behind you were very
pretty swordsmen in their day: and I imagine that they can give you all
the necessary information as to the sword Flamberge.”

_16._

_Some Victims of Flamberge_

It was really no affair of Florian’s, how these five vaguely-hued and
quaintly appareled persons happened to be standing just behind him.
They had not been there a moment ago: but Janicot seemed partial to
these small wonder-workings, and such foibles, while in dubious taste,
did not greatly matter.

So Florian was off again with his silver-laced hat, and Florian saluted
these strangers with extreme civility. And Florian inquired of the gray
and great-thewed champion if he knew of the whereabouts of Flamberge;
and this tall man answered:

“No. It was a fine sword, and I wore it once when I had mortal life and
was very young. But I surrendered this sword to a woman, in exchange
for that which I most desired. So I got no good of Flamberge, nor did
anyone else so far as I could ever hear, for there is a curse upon this
sword.”

“A curse, indeed!” said Florian, somewhat astonished. “Why, but I
have always been told, monsieur, that the wearer of Flamberge is
unconquerable.”

“That I believe to be true. Thus the wearer of Flamberge can get all
his desires, and he usually does so: and, having them, he understands
that the sword is accursed.”

“And did you too get your desire in this world, monsieur, and perceive
the worth of it?”

“My boy, there is a decency in these matters, and an indecency. I got
my desire. And having it, I did not complain. Let that suffice.”

With that, the speaker picked up his shield, upon which was blazoned a
rampant and bridled stallion, and this tall gray squinting soldier was
there no longer.

Then came a broad and surly man, in garments of faded scarlet, and with
gems dangling from his ears, and he said: “From him, who was in his
day a Redeemer, the sword came to my mother, and from her to me, and
with it I slew my father, as was foreordained. And the sword made me
unconquerable, and I went fearing nobody, and I ruled over much land,
and I was dreaded upon the wide sea. And the sword won for me the body
of that woman whom I desired, and the sword won for me long misery and
sudden ruin.”

“A pest!” said Florian. “So you also, monsieur, were the victim of your
own triumph!”

“Not wholly,” the other answered. “For I learned to envy and to admire
that which I could not understand. That is something far better worth
learning than you, poor shallow-hearted little posturer, are ever
likely to suspect.”

And now came a third champion, who said: “From him, who was in his day
a most abominable pagan and a very gallant gentleman as well, the sword
came to me. And I cast it into the deep sea, because I meant to gain
my desire unaided by sorcery and with clean hands. And I did get my
desire.”

“And did you also live unhappily ever afterward?”

“Our marriage was as happy as most marriages. My love defied Time and
Fate. Because of my love I suffered unexampled chances and ignominies,
and I performed deeds that are still rhymed about; and in the end,
through my unswerving love, I got me a wife who was as good as most
wives. So I made no complaint.”

And Florian nodded. “I take your meaning. There was once a king and
a queen. They had three sons. And the third prince succeeded in
everything—Your faces and your lives are strange to me. But it is
plain all four of us have ventured into the high place, that dreadful
place wherein a man attains to his desires.”

Then said another person: “That comes of meddling with Flamberge. Now
my weapon was, at least upon some occasions, called Caliburn. And I
ventured into a great many places, but I was careful of my behavior in
all of them.”

“And did you never attain to your desire, monsieur?”

“Never, my lad, although I had some narrow shaves. Why, once there
was only a violet coverlet between me and destruction, but I was poet
enough to save myself.”

“Parbleu, now that is rather odd! For I first saw my wife—I mean, my
present duchess,—asleep beneath a violet coverlet.”

“Ah,” said the other, drily, “so that is where you sought a woman to
be, of all things, your wife! Then you are braver than I: but you are
certainly not a monstrous clever fellow.”

“Well, well!” said Florian, “so the refrain of this obsolescent quartet
is a jingle-jangle of shallow and cheap pessimism: and the upshot of
the matter is that Flamberge is lost somewhere in the old time, and
that I know not how to come to it.”

[Illustration:
Caption, surrounded by garland. Now FLORIAN came forward.
_See page 234_
The image.]

“That is easy,” said the fifth person, the only one who now remained.
“You must adventure as they once adventured, who were your forefathers,
and you must go with me, who am called Horvendile, into Antan.”

“Were those evaporating gentlemen my forefathers?” asked Florian. “And
how does one go into Antan?”

“They were,” answered Horvendile. “And one goes in this way.” He
explained the way, and the need for traveling on it.

And Florian looked rather dubious and took snuff. He saw that Janicot
had vanished from the asherah stone, with that ostentatious simplicity
the brown creature seemed to affect. Then Florian shrugged, and said he
would go wherever Horvendile dared go, since this appeared now the only
chance of coming by the sword Flamberge.

“And as for those who were my forefathers, and begot me, I would of
course have said something civil to express my appreciation of their
exertions, if I had known. But between ourselves, Monsieur Horvendile,
I would have preferred to meet some of the more imposing progenitors
of Puysange,—say, heroic old Dom Manuel or the great Jurgen,—instead
of these commonplace people. It is depressing to find any of one’s own
ancestors just ordinary persons, persons too who seem quite down in the
mouth, and with so little life in them—”

“To be quite ordinary persons,” replied Horvendile, “is a failing
woefully common to all men and to the daughters of all men, nor does
that foible shock anybody who is not a romantic. As for having very
little life in them, what more do you expect of phantoms? The life
that was once in these persons to-day endures in you. For it is a
truism—preached to I do not, unluckily, know how many generations,—that
the life which informed your ancestor, tall Manuel the Redeemer, did
not perish when Manuel passed beyond the sunset, but remained here upon
earth to animate the bodies of his children and of their children after
them.”

“But by this time Manuel must have the progeny of a sultan or of a town
bull—”

“Yes,” Horvendile conceded, “in a great many bodies, and in countless
estates, that life has known a largish number of fruitless emotions. At
least, they appear to me to have been rather fruitless. And to-day that
life wears you, Monsieur de Puysange, as its temporary garment or, it
may be, as a mask: to-morrow you also will have been put by. For that
is always the ending of the comedy.”

“Well, so that the comedy wherein I figure be merry enough—”

“It is not ever a merry comedy,” replied Horvendile, “though, for one,
I find it amusing. For I forewarn you that the comedy does not vary.
The first act is the imagining of the place where contentment exists
and may be come to; and the second act reveals the striving toward,
and the third act the falling short of, that shining goal,—or else the
attaining of it to discover that happiness, after all, abides a thought
farther down the bogged, rocky, clogged, befogged heart-breaking road.”

“Ah, but,” said Florian, “these reflections are doubtless edifying,
since they combine gloom with verbosity and no exact meaning. Still,
it is not happiness I am looking for, but a sword to which all this
philosophizing brings us no step nearer. No, it is not happiness I
seek. For through that sword, when I have got it, will come such
misery as I cannot bear to think of, since its sharp edge must sever
me irrevocably from that perfect beauty which I have adored since
boyhood. None the less, I have given my word; and these old phantoms
have unanimously reassured me that it is better to have love end
at fulltide. So let us be logical, and let us go forward, Monsieur
Horvendile, as merrily as may be possible.”

_17._

_The Armory of Antan_

The way to Antan was made difficult by darkness and obstacles and
illusions, and the three that guarded the cedar-shadowed way were
called Glam of the Haunting Eyes and Ten-jo of the Long Nose and
Maya of the Fair Breasts. But these warders did not greatly bother
Horvendile, who passed them by the appointed methods and through means
which Florian found remarkable if not actually indelicate. In no other
way than through these cedar-groves and the local customs might you
win to Freydis, whom love brought out of Audela to suffer as a mortal
woman, and whom the druids and satirists had brought, through Sesphra’s
wicked aid, to Antan. Thus had she come to reign in Antan, and to
attest, with many dreadful instances, her ardor to do harm and work
great mischief.

Now this Antan was a queer place, all cloudiness and grayness, but
full of gleamings which reminded you of sparks that linger insecurely
among ashes: and there were no real noises, not even when you talked.
And when Horvendile had departed, you asked this gray and dimly golden
woman if the sword Flamberge was to be come by anywhere in madame’s
most charming and tasteful residence? She replied, a shadow speaking
with the shadow of a voice, that it was very probably somewhere in her
armory: and she led the way into a misty place wherein were the famous
swords whereby came many deaths and a little fame.

Very curious it was to see them coldly shining in the mistiness, and
to handle them. Here was long Durandal, with which Sir Roland split
a cleft in the Pyrenees; and beside it hung no less redoubtable
Haulte-Claire, with which Sir Oliver had held his own against Durandal
and Durandal’s fierce master, in that great battling which differed
from other military encounters by resulting in something memorable
and permanent, in the form of a proverb. Here was Lancelot’s sword
Aroundight, here was Ogier’s Courtain, and Siegfried’s Balmung. One saw
in this dim place the Cid’s Colada, Sir Bevis’s Morglay, the Crocea
Mors of Cæsar, and the Joyeuse of Charlemagne. Nor need one look in
vain for Curtana and Quernbiter, those once notable guardians of
England and Norway, nor for Mistelstein, nor Tizona, nor Greysteel, nor
Angurvadel, nor any other charmed sword of antiquity. All were here:
and beside Joyeuse was hung Flamberge; for Galas made both of them.

Well, you estimated, Flamberge was by no means the handsomest of the
lot: but it would serve your turn, you did not desire to seem grasping.
And since madame appeared somewhat oversupplied with cutlery—

Indeed that was the truth, as Freydis could not deny, in the thin tones
which people’s voices had in Antan, since not only these patrician
murderers harbored here. Here too were death’s plebeian tools in
every form. Here were Italian stilettoes heaped with Malay krisses,
the hooked Turkish scimitar with the Venetian schiavona; curved Arab
yataghans, sabres that Yoshimitzu had tempered, the Albanian cutlass,
and the notched blades of Zanzibar; the two-handed claymores of
Scotland, the espada of the Spanish matador, the scalping-knives of
the Red Indians and the ponderous glaives of executioners: swords from
all cities and all kingdoms of the world, from Ferrara and Toledo and
Damascus, from Dacia and Peru and Muscovy and Babylon.

To which you replied that, while you had never greatly cared for
the cataloguing method in literature, you allowed its merits in
conversation. These crisp little résumés indicated a really firm grasp
of the subject. For the rest, it was most interesting to note what
ingenuity people had displayed in contriving how to kill one another.

Freydis assented as to men’s whole-heartedness in malignity, but
was disposed to view without optimism the support it got from human
ingenuity. She considered these swords in any event to be outmoded
lumber, as concerned the needs of anybody who really desired to do harm
and work any actually great mischief.

Still, you, whose speaking seemed even to you a whisper in the
grayness, declined to be grasping: and Flamberge would serve your turn.
Therefore it was vexatious that, instead of gracefully presenting you
with the sword, the Queen of Antan went through a gray vague corridor,
wherein upon a table lay a handful of rusty iron nails and a spear, and
then into another twilit place.

Here, as you hastily observed, were madame’s pistols, cannons,
culverins, grenades, musketoons, harquebusses, bombs, petronels,
siege-guns, falconets, carbines, and jingals, and swivels. Yes, it was
most interesting.

Freydis looked at you somewhat queerly: and it was, again, as outmoded
lumber that she appraised this arsenal. Then Freydis almost proudly
showed the weapons she had in store for men’s needs when men should go
to war to-morrow, and such assistants would further every patriot’s
desire to do harm and work great mischief. And you felt rather
uncomfortable to see the sleek efficiency of these gleaming things in
this ambiguous place.

Yes, they were very interesting, and beside them, Flamberge certainly
seemed inadequate. Still, you admitted, you had never been grasping:
and Flamberge would serve your turn.

It was really maddening how the woman kept turning to irrelevant
matters. These engines of destruction, although ingenious and
devastating toys within their limits, should not be regarded
overseriously. A million or so of persons, or at most a few nations,
could be removed with these things, but that was all. So speaking, she
passed into a room wherein were books,—but not many books,—and four
figures modelled in clay, as she told you, by old Dom Manuel very long
ago. It was more important, her thin talking went on, that as occasion
served she was sending into the world these figures, to follow their
six predecessors, to all whom she had given a life empoisoned with
dreams, with dreams that were immortal and contagious; and so would
infect others and yet others eternally, and would make living as
unhappy and detestable a business as dying. What were these dreams? she
was asked: and she in turn asked, Why should I tell you? Your dream is
different, nor may you escape it. This must suffice: that these dreams
are the most subtle and destructive of poisons, and do harm and work
great mischief, in that they enable men to see that life and all which
life can afford is inadequate to men’s desires.

This seemed rather morbid talk. To evade it tactfully, the four
changelings as yet unborn were examined, with civil comments: and
indeed there was about one little hook-nosed figure a something which
quite took the fancy. He reminds me of a parrot, was your smilingly
tendered verdict: and Freydis, with her habitual tired shrugging,
replied that others, later, would detect, without much reticence, a
resemblance to that piratical and repetitious bird.

Now then, all this was very interesting, most interesting, and
you really regretted having to return to the topic of the sword
Flamberge—Freydis had not made up her mind: she might or might not give
the sword, and her deciding must pivot upon what harm you meant to do
with it. Her visitor from the more cheery world of daylight was thus
forced to make a clean breast of why he needed Flamberge, the only
sword that may spill the blood of the Léshy, so that he might give, by
the old ritual, his unborn child, and rid himself of his wife.

Whereon Queen Freydis expressed frank indignation, because the child
would by this plan be rescued from all, and the woman from much,
sorrow. Could even a small madman in bottle-green and silver suppose
that the Queen of Antan, after centuries of thriving malevolence, was
thus to be beguiled into flagrant philanthropy?

But it was not, in the long run, philanthropy, you insisted. It was
depressing to have to argue about anything in this gray, vague,
gleaming, endless place, wherein you seemed only to whisper: and you
were, privately, a little taken aback by the unaccustomed need to
prove an action, not amply precedented and for the general good, but
the precise contrary. Aloud,—though not actually aloud, but in the
dim speech one uses in Antan,—you contended that when a man thus rid
himself of his wife he did harm and worked great mischief, because
the spectacle made all beholders unhappy. Women of course had obvious
reasons for uneasiness lest the example be followed generally: and men
were roused to veritable frenzies of pious reprovings when they saw the
thing they had so often thought of doing accomplished by somebody else.

Did married men, then, at heart always desire to murder their wives?
was what Freydis wondered. No, you did not say that: not always;
some wives let weeks go by without provoking that desire. And to
appearances, most men became in the end more or less reconciled to
having their wives about. Still, let us not go wholly by appearances.
Let us be logical! Whom does any man most dislike?

Freydis had settled down, with faint golden shimmerings, upon a couch
that was covered with gray cushions, and she meditated. What person
does any man most dislike? Why, Freydis estimated, the person who most
frequently annoys him, the person with whom he finds himself embroiled
in the most bitter quarrels, the person whose imperfections are to him
most glaringly apparent, and, in fine, the person who most often and
most poignantly makes him uncomfortable.

Just so, you assented: and in the life of any possible married man,
who was that person? The question was rhetorical. You did not have
to answer it, any more than did most husbands. None the less, you
esteemed it a question which no married man had failed to consider, if
gingerly and as if from afar, with the mere tail of his mental eye, in
unacknowledged reveries. It was perhaps the memory of these cloistered
considerations which made married men acutely uncomfortable when any
other man disposed of his wife without all this half-hearted paltering
with the just half-pleasant notion that some day she would go so far as
to make justifiable—A gesture showed what, as plainly as one could show
anything in this vague endlessness of grays and gleamings. No, madame
might depend upon it, to assist any gentleman in permanently disposing
of his wife was not, in the long run, philanthropy. It really did make
the majority of other husbands uncomfortable, whether through envy or
though a conscience-stricken recalling of unacknowledged reveries, you
did not pretend to say.

All that might be true enough, Freydis admitted, from her dim nook
among the gray cushions, without alluring her into the charitable act
of preventing a child’s enduring the sorrows and fatigues of living.

Ah, but here again, madame must not reason so carelessly, nor be misled
by specious first appearances. Let us, instead, be logical! The child,
knowing nothing, would not know what it was escaping: and it would not
be grateful, it would derive no æsthetic pleasure from the impressive
ceremony of giving by the old ritual, it would even resent the moment’s
physical pain. But the beholders of the deed, and all that heard of it,
would be acutely uncomfortable, since the father that secured for his
child immunity from trouble and annoyance, did harm and worked great
mischief by setting an example which aroused people to those frenzies
evocable by no other prodigy than a display of common-sense.

For people would turn from this proof of paternal affection, to the
world from which the child was being removed: and people would
be unhappy, because, with all their natural human propensity for
fault-finding tugging them toward denunciation, nobody would be able
to deny the common-sense of rescuing a child from discomforts and
calamities. What professional perjurer anywhere, madame, whether in
prison or politics or the pulpit, could muster the effrontery to
declare life other than a long series of discomforts diversified
only by disasters? What dignity was possible in an arena we entered
in the manner of urine and left in the shape of ordure? What father
endowed with any real religious faith could, after the most cursory
glancing over of the sufferings he had got gratis in this life and
had laboriously earned in the next,—could then appraise without
conscience-stricken remorse the dilemma in which he had placed his
offspring?

Well, to see thus revealed the one sure way of rescuing the child from
this disastrous position, and to know himself too much a poltroon to
follow the example of which his judgment and all his better instincts
approved, was a situation that, madame, must make every considerate
parent actually and deeply miserable, through self-contempt. In one
manner alone might every man be made really miserable,—by preventing
him from admiring himself any longer.

For people would look, too, toward the nearest police officer and
toward the cowardice in their own hearts: and these commingled
considerations would prevent many fathers from doing their plain
duty. They would send many and it might be the hapless majority of
fathers to bed that night with clean hands, with the pallid hands of
self-convicted dastards: and self-contempt would make these fathers
always unhappy. No, here again, madame might depend upon it that to
assist a gentleman in this giving, by the old ritual, of his offspring
was not, in the long run, and whatever the deed might seem to a first
glance, philanthropy. It did some good: one could not deny that: but,
after all, the child was absolutely the only person who profited,
and through the benefits conferred upon the child was furthered the
greatest ill and discomfort for the greatest number, who, here as in
every other case, replied to any display of common-sense with frenzies
that did harm and everywhither splutteringly worked mischief.

And you spoke with such earnestness, and so much logic, that in the
end the vaguely golden Queen of Antan smiled through the gray mist,
and said that you reminded her of her own children. You were enamored
of words, you delighted in any nonsense which was sonorous. You were
like all her children, she told you, the children whom, in spite of
herself, she pitied. Here Freydis sighed.

Pity has kindred, you stated. Freydis leaned back among the gray
cushions of her couch, so as to listen in perfect ease, and bade you
explain that saying.

And as you sat down beside her, Puysange arose to the occasion.
Here was familiar ground at last, the ground on which Puysange
thrust forward with most firmness. And you reflected that it would
be inappropriate to lament, just now, that not even in Antan did a
rigidity of logic seem to get for anyone the victory which you foresaw
to be secured by your other gifts....

When Florian left Antan, the needed sword swung at his thigh.

_18._

_Problems of Holiness_

Thus it was not until Handsel Monday that Florian took the serious step
which led from the realm in which Queen Freydis ruled, to the world of
every day: and Florian found there, standing on the asherah stone upon
which Janicot had received homage, no other person than Holy Hoprig.

“So I catch you creeping out of Antan,” observed the saint, and his
halo glittered rather sternly. “I shall not pry into your actions
there, because Antan is not a part of this world, and it is only your
doings in this world which more or less involve my heavenly credit.
Upon account of that annoying tie I now admonish you. For now we
enter a new year, and this is the appropriate season for making good
resolutions. It would be wise for you to make a great many of them, my
son, for I warn you that I am a resolute spiritual father, and do not
intend to put up with any wickedness now that you return to the world
of men.”

This was to Florian a depressing moment. He had been to a deal of
trouble to get the sword Flamberge, upon whose powers depended his
whole future. And the instant he had it, here in his path was a far
stronger power, with notions which bid fair to play the very devil with
Florian’s plans. Now one could only try what might be done with logic
and politeness.

“Your interest in my career, Monsieur Hoprig, affects me more deeply
than I can well express; and I shall treasure your words. Still,
Monsieur Hoprig, in view of your own past, and in view of all your
abominable misdeeds as a priest of heathenry, one might anticipate a
little broad-mindedness—”

“My past is quite good enough for any saint in eternity, and so, my
son, ought not to be sneered at by any whippersnapper of a sorcerer—”

“Putting aside your delusion as to my necromantic accomplishments,
I had always supposed, monsieur, that the living of a saint would
be distinguished by meritorious actions, by actions worthy of our
emulation. And so—!”

Hoprig sat down, sitting where Janicot had sat, and Hoprig made himself
comfortable. “That is as it may be. People get canonized in various
ways, and people, if you have ever noticed it, are human—”

“Still, for all that, monsieur—”

“—With human frailties. Now my confrères, I find since the extension of
my acquaintance in heavenly circles, are no exception to this rule. St.
Afra, the patroness of Augsburg, was for many years a courtesan in that
city, conducting a brothel in which three other saints, the blessed
Digna, Eunomia and Eutropia, exerted themselves with equal vigor and
viciousness. St. Aglae and St. Boniface for a long while maintained
an illicit carnal connection. St. Andrea of Corsini conducted himself
in every respect abominably until his mother dreamed that she had
given birth to a wolf, and so, of course, converted him. As for
St. Augustine, I can but blush, my dear son, and refer you to his
Confessions—”

“Still, monsieur, I think—”

“You are quite wrong. St. Benedict led for fifteen years a sinful life,
precisely as St. Bavon was a profligate for fifty. St. Bernard Ptolemei
was a highly successful lawyer, than which I need say no more—”

“Yet, monsieur, if I be not mistaken—”

“You are mistaken,” replied Hoprig. “The Saints Constantine and
Charlemagne committed every sort of atrocity and abomination, excepting
only that of parsimony to the Church. St. Christopher made a pact with
Satan, and St. Cyprian of Antioch was, like you, my poor child, a most
iniquitous sorcerer until he was converted through his lust for the
very holy Justina—”

“Let us go no further in the alphabet, for there are twenty-six
letters, of which, I perceive, you have reached only the third. I was
merely about to observe,” said Florian, at a venture, “that you, after
living dishonestly—”

“Now, if you come to that, St. George of Cappadocia was an embezzler,
St. Guthlac of Croydon was by profession a cut-throat and a thief—”

“—After,” continued Florian, where guessing seemed to thrive, “I know
not how many escapades with women—”

“Whom I at worst accompanied in just the physical experiments through
which were graduated into eternal grace St. Margaret of Cortona, St.
Mary the Egyptian, St. Mary the Penitent, St. Mary Magdalene, and I
cannot estimate how many other ladies now canonized.”

“—And, worst of all, after your persecuting and murdering of real
Christians—”

“St. Paul stoned Stephen the Protomartyr, St. Vitalis of Ravenna and
St. Torpet of Pisa both served under Nero, that arch-persecutor of the
faithful, and St. Longinus conducted the Crucifixion. No, Florian: no,
I admit that at first I was a trifle uncertain. For I did remember some
incidents that were capable of misconstruction and exaggeration, and
people talk too much upon this side of the grave for burial quite to
cure them of the habit. But since moving more widely among the elect,
it has been extremely gratifying to find my past as blameless as that
of most other holy persons.”

“—You, after all these enormities, I say, have been canonized by the
lost tail of an R, and through mistake have been fitted out with a
legend in which there is no word of truth—”

“The histories of many of my more immaculate confrères have that same
little defect. St. Hippolytus, who never heard of Christianity, since
he lived, if at all, several hundred years before the Christian era,
was canonized by a mistake. St. Filomena’s legend rests upon nothing
save the dreams of a priest and an artist, who were thus favored with
unluckily quite incompatible revelations. The name of St. Viar was
presented for beatification because of a time-disfigured tombstone,
like mine, a stone upon which remained only part of the Latin word
_viarum_: and two syllables of a road-inspector’s vocation were thus
esteemed worthy of being canonized. The record of St. Undecimilla was
misread as relating to eleven thousand virgins, and so swelled the
Calendar with that many saints who were later discovered never to have
existed. No, Florian, mistakes seem to occur everywhere, in awarding
the prizes of celestial as well as earthly life: but not even those of
the elect who have without any provocation been thrust into the highest
places of heaven ought to complain, for one never really gains anything
by being hypercritical.”

“Why, then, monsieur, I say that all these legends—”

“You are quite wrong. They are excellent legends. I know that, for
one, I have been moved to tears and to the most exalted emotions of
every kind through considering my own history. What boy had ever a more
edifying start in life than that ten years of meditation in a barrel?
It was not a beer barrel either, I am sure, for stale beer has a vile
odor. No, Florian, you may depend upon it, that barrel had been made
aromatic by a generous and full-bodied wine, by a rather sweetish wine,
I think—”

“Yes, but, monsieur—”

Still Hoprig’s rolling voice went on, unhurriedly and very nobly, and
with something of the stateliness of an organ’s music: and in the
saint’s face you saw unlimited benevolence, and magnanimity, and such
deep and awe-begetting wisdom as seemed more than human.

And Hoprig said: “Wonder awakens in me when I consider my travels, and
stout admiration when I regard the magnificence of my deeds. Why,
but, my son, I defied two emperors to their pagan faces, I sailed in
a stone trough beyond the sunset, I killed five dragons, I forget
how many barbarous tribes I converted, and I intrepidly went down
into Pohjola and into the fearful land of Xibalba, among big tigers
and blood-sucking bats, to the rescue of my poor friend Hork! Now I
consider these things with a pride which is not selfish, but with pride
in the race and in the religion which produces such heroism: and I
consider these things with tears also, when I think of my steadfastness
under heathen persecution. Do you but recall, my dear child, what
torments I endured! I was bound to a wheel set with knives, I was given
poison to drink, I was made to run in red-hot iron shoes, I was cast
into quicklime—But I abridge the list of my sufferings, for it is too
harrowing. I merely point out that the legend is excellent.”

“But, monsieur, this legend is not true.”

“The truth, my son,” replied the saint, “is that which a person, for
one reason or another, believes. Now if I had really been put to the
horrible inconvenience of doing all these splendid things, and they had
been quite accurately reported, my legend would to-day be precisely
what it is: it would be no more or less than the fine legend which
piety has begotten upon imagination. You will grant that, I hope?”

“Nobody denies that. It is only—”

“Then how can it to-day matter a pennyworth whether or not I did these
things?” asked the saint, reasonably.

“Well, truly now, Monsieur Hoprig, the way you put it—”

“I put it, my son, in the one rational way. We must zealously preserve
those invigorating stories of the heroic and virtuous persons who
lived here before our time so gloriously, because people have need of
these excellent examples. It would be a terrible misfortune if these
stories were not known everywhere, and were not always at hand to
hearten everybody in hours of despondency by showing what virtuous
men can rise to at need. These examples comfort the discouraged with
a sentiment of their importance as moral beings and of the greatness
of their destinies. So, since the actual living of men has at no time,
unluckily, afforded quite the necessary examples, the philanthropic
historian selects, he prunes, he colors, he endeavors, like any other
artist, to make something admirable out of his raw material. The
miracles which the painter performs with evil-smelling greases, the
sculptor with mud, and the musician with the intestines of a cat, the
historian emulates through the even more unpromising medium of human
action. And that is as it should be: for life is a continuous battle
between the forces of good and evil, and news from the front ought to
be delivered in the form best suited to maintain our morale. Yes, it is
quite as it should be, for fine beliefs do everybody good.”

“Parbleu, monsieur, I cannot presume to argue with you; but this sort
of logic is unsettling. It is also unsettling to reflect that all the
magnificent gifts I have been offering to your church were sheer waste,
since you have not been at your post attending to the forgiveness of my
irregularities. You conceive, monsieur, I had kept very exact accounts,
with an equitable and even generous assessment for every form of
offence; and to find that all this painstaking has gone for nothing has
upset my conscience.”

“That is probable. Still, I suspect that famous conscience of yours is
as much good to you upset as in any other position.”

“Well, but, monsieur, now that my other troubles seem in every
likelihood to approach a settlement,” said Florian, caressing the
pommel of Flamberge, “what would you have me do about rectifying my
unfortunate religious status?”

The saint looked now at Florian for a long while. In the great shining
pale blue eyes of Hoprig was much of knowledge and of pity. “You must
repent, my son. What are good works without repentance?”

“A pest! if that is all which is needful, I shall put my mind to it
at once,” said Florian, brightening. “And doubtless, I shall find
something to repent of.”

“I think that more than probable. What is certain is that I have no
more time to be wasting on you. I have given you my fair warning,
in the most delicate possible terms, without even once alluding to
my enjoyment of thaumaturgic powers and my especial proficiency in
blasting, cursing and smiting people with terrible afflictions. I
prefer, my dear child, to keep matters on a pleasant footing as long,”
the saint said meaningly, “as may prove possible. So I have not in
any way alluded to these little personal gifts. I have merely warned
you quite affably that, for the sake of my celestial credit, I intend
to put up with no wickedness from you; and I have duly called you to
repentance. With these duties rid of, I can be off to Morven. After
having seen, during the last five months, as much of this modern
world as particularly appeals to a saint in the prime of life, I am
establishing a hermitage upon Morven.”

“And for what purpose, may one ask?” Florian was reflecting that Morven
stood uncomfortably near to Bellegarde.

The saint regarded Florian with some astonishment. “One may ask, to be
sure, my son: but why should one answer?”

“Well, but, monsieur, Morven is a place of horrible fame, a place which
is reputed still to be given over to sorcery—”

“I would feel some unavoidable compassion for any sorcerer that I
caught near my hermitage: but, none the less, I would do my duty as a
Christian saint with especial proficiency—”

“—And, monsieur, you would be terribly lonely upon Morven.”

It appeared to Florian that the saint’s smile was distinctly peculiar.
“One need never be lonely,” St. Hoprig stated, “when one is able to
work miracles.”

With that he slightly smacked his lips and vanished.

And Florian remained alone with many and firm grounds for depression,
and with forebodings which caused him to look somewhat forlornly at the
sword Flamberge. For there seemed troubles ahead with which Flamberge
could hardly cope.

_19._

_Locked Gates_

Florian did not at once set forth for Bellegarde, to make the utmost of
the four months of happiness he might yet hope to share with Melior.
Instead, he despatched a very loving letter to his wife, lamenting that
business matters would prevent his returning before February.

Meanwhile he had gone to the Hôtel de Puysange. Along with Clermont,
Simiane, the two Belle-Isles, and all the rest of Orléans’ fraternity
of roués, Florian found himself evicted from Versailles. His rooms
there had already been assigned to the de Pries, by the new minister,
Monsieur de Bourbon, whom Florian esteemed to have acted with
unbecoming promptness and ingratitude.

Florian, in any event, went to the Hôtel de Puysange, where he lived
rather retiredly for a month. He did not utterly neglect his social
duties between supper-and breakfast-time. But during the day he
excused himself from participation in any debauchery, and save for
three trivial affairs of honor,—in which Florian took part only as a
second, and killed only one of his opponents, an uninteresting looking
young Angevin gentleman, whose name he did not catch,—with these
exceptions, Florian throughout that month lived diurnally like an
anchorite.

Nobody could speak certainly of what went on in the day-time within the
now inhospitable gates of the Hôtel de Puysange, but the rumors as to
Florian’s doings were on that account none the less numerous.

It was public, in any event, that he had retained Albert Aluys, the
most accomplished sorcerer then practising in the city. What these
two were actually about at this time, behind the locked gates of the
Hôtel de Puysange, remains uncertain, for Florian never discussed the
matter. Aluys, when questioned,—though the value of his evidence is
somewhat tempered by his known proficiency and ardor at lying,—reported
that Monsieur the Duke made use of his services only to evoke the most
famous and beautiful women of bygone times. That was reasonable enough:
but, what the deuce! once these marvelous creatures were materialized
and ready for all appropriate employment, monseigneur asked nothing of
the loveliest queens and empresses except to talk with him. It was not
as if he got any pleasure from it, either: for after ten minutes of
the prettiest woman’s talking about how historians had misunderstood
her with a fatuity equalled only by that of her husband and his
relatives, and about what had been the true facts in her earthly
life,—after ten minutes of these friendly confidences, monseigneur
would shake his head, and would sometimes groan outright, before he
requested that the lady be returned to her last home.

Monseigneur, in point of fact, seemed put out by the circumstance that
these ladies manifested so little intelligence. As if, a shrugging
Aluys demanded of Heaven’s common-sense, it were not for the benefit
of humanity at large that all beautiful women were created a trifle
stupid. The ladies whom one most naturally desired to seduce were thus
made the most apt to listen to the seducer: for the good God planned
the greatest good for the greatest number.

When February had come, and Florian might hope to share with Melior
only three more months of happiness, Florian sent a letter to his
wife to bewail the necessity of his remaining away from home until
March. The rumors as to his doings were now less colorful but equally
incredible. Yet nothing certainly was known of his pursuits, beyond the
fact that Aluys reported they were evoking the dead persons who had
been most famed for holiness and other admirable virtues. And with
these also Monsieur de Puysange seemed unaccountably disappointed.

For he seemed, Aluys lamented, really not to have comprehended that
when men perform high actions or voice impressive sentiments, this
is by ordinary the affair of a few moments in a life of which the
remainder is much like the living of all other persons. Monsieur de
Puysange appeared to have believed that famous captains won seven
battles every week, that authentic poets conversed in hexameters, and
that profound sages did not think far less frequently about philosophy
than their family affairs. As if too, Aluys cried out, it were not
very pleasant to know the littlenesses of the great and the frailties
of the most admirable! Æschylus had confessed to habitual drunkenness,
the prophet Moses stuttered, and Charlemagne told how terribly he had
suffered with bunions. Monsieur de Puysange ought to be elated by
securing these valuable bits of historical information, but, to the
contrary, they seemed to depress him. He regretted, one judged, that
his colloquies with the renowned dead revealed that human history had
been shaped and guided by human beings. A romantic! was Aluys’ verdict:
and you cannot cure that. The gentleman will have an unhappy life.

“His wives die quickly,” was hazarded.

“They would,” Aluys returned: “and it makes for the benefit of all
parties.”

Upon the first day of March, when Florian could hope at most to share
only two more months of happiness with Melior, Florian sent a letter to
his wife announcing the postponement until April of his homecoming. And
throughout this month too he lived in equal mystery, except that toward
the end of March he entertained a party of young persons at a supper
followed by the debauch just then most fashionable, a fête d’Adam.

“Let us not be epigrammatic,” Florian had said, at outset. “Love
differs from marriage; and men are different from women; and a
restatement of either of these facts is cleverness. It is understood
that we are all capable of such revamping. So let us, upon this my
birthnight, talk logically.”

They discussed, in consequence, the new world and the new era that was
upon them. For Europe was just then tidying up the ruin into which the
insane ambition of one man, discredited Louis Quatorze, had plunged
civilization. All the conventions of society had given way under the
strain of war, so that the younger generation was left without any
illusions. Those older people, who had so boggled matters, had been
thrust aside in favor of more youthful and more vigorous exponents of
quite new fallacies, and everyone knew that he was privileged to live
at a period in the world’s history hitherto unparalleled. So they had
a great deal to talk over at supper, with the errors of human society
at last triumphantly exposed, and with the younger generation at last
permitted utter freedom in self expression, and with recipes for all
the needful social regeneration obtainable everywhere.

“We live,” it was confidently stated, “in a new world, which can never
again become the world we used to know.”

Thus it was not until the coming of spring that Florian rode away
from the Hôtel de Puysange, wherein he had just passed the first
actually unhappy period of Florian’s life. For this man had long and
fervently cherished his exalted ideals: and since his boyhood the
beauty of Melior and the holiness of Hoprig had been at once the
criteria and the assurance of human perfectibility. To think of these
two had preserved him in faith and in wholesome optimism: for here was
perfect beauty and perfect holiness attained once by mankind, and in
consequence not unattainable. To dream of these two had kept Florian
prodigally supplied with lofty thoughts of human excellence. And these
two had thus enriched the living of Florian with unfailing streams of
soothing and ennobling poesy, of exactly the kind which, in Hoprig’s
fine phrase, was best suited to impress him with a sentiment of his
importance as a moral being and of the greatness of man’s destiny.

Now all was changed. Now in the saint he found, somehow, a sort of
ambiguity; not anything toward which one could plump a corporeal
fore-finger, but, rather, a nuance of some indescribable inadequacy.
Florian could not but, very respectfully and with profound
unwillingness, suspect that any daily living, hour in and hour
out, with Holy Hoprig—in that so awkwardly situated hermitage upon
Morven,—would bear as fruitage discoveries woefully parallel to the
results of such intimacy with Melior.

And of Melior her husband thought with even more unwillingness. At
Bellegarde he had found her, to the very last, endurable. But now that
Florian was again at court, the exigencies of his social obligations
had drawn him into many boudoirs. One could not be uncivil, nobody
would willingly foster a reputation for being an eccentric with a
mania for spending every night in the same bed. In fact, a husband
who had lost four wives in a gossip-loving world had obvious need to
avoid the imputation of being a misogynist. So Florian followed the
best-thought-of customs; and in divers bedrooms had, unavoidably and
logically, drawn comparisons.

For at this time Florian was brought into quite intimate contact with
many delightful and very various ladies: with Madame de Polignac,
just then in the highest fashion on account of her victory in the
pistol duel she had fought with Madame de Nesle; with La Fillon,
most brilliant of blondes,—though, to be sure, she was no longer
in her first youth,—who was not less than six feet in height; with
Madame du Maine (in her Cardinal’s absence), who was the tiniest and
most fairy-like creature imaginable; with La Tencin, the former nun,
and with Emilie and La Souris, those most charming actresses; with
Madame de Modena and the Abbess de Chelles, both of whom were poor
Philippe’s daughters; with dashing Madame de Prie, who now ruled
everything through her official lover, Monsieur de Bourbon, and who in
the apartments from which Florian had been evicted accorded him such
hospitality as soon removed all hard feeling; and with some seven or
eight other ladies of the very finest breeding and wit. These ladies
now were Florian’s companions night after night: it was as companions
that he compared them with Melior: and his deductions were unavoidable.

He found in no tête-à-tête, and through no personal investigation, any
beauty at all comparable to the beauty of Melior. This much seemed
certain: she was the most lovely animal in existence. But one must be
logical. She was also an insufferable idiot: she was, to actually
considerate eyes, a garrulous blasphemer who profaned the shrine
of beauty by living in it: and Florian was tired of her, with an
all-possessing weariness that troubled him with the incessancy of a
physical aching.

Time and again, in the soft arms of countesses and abbesses of the
very highest fashion, even there would Florian groan to think how many
months must elapse before he could with any pretence of decency get
rid of that dreadful woman at Bellegarde. For the methods formerly
available would not serve here: his pact with brown Janicot afforded to
a man of honor no choice except to wait for the birth of the child that
was to be Janicot’s honorarium, of the dear child, already beloved with
more than the ordinary paternal fondness, whose coming was to ransom
its father from so much discomfort. No, it was tempting, of course, to
have here, actually in hand, the requisite and unique means for killing
any of the Léshy. But to return to Bellegarde now, and to replace that
maddening idiotic chatter by the fine taciturnity of death, would be
a reprehensible action in that it would impugn the good faith of a
Puysange. For to do this would be to swindle Janicot, and to evade an
explicit bargain. One had no choice except to wait for the child’s
birth.

So Florian stood resolutely, if rather miserably, upon his point of
honor. He must—since a Puysange could not break faith, not even with
a fiend,—carry out his bargain with Janicot, so far as went the reach
of Florian’s ability. He could foresee a chance of opposition. Melior
might perhaps have other views as to the proper disposal of the child:
and Melior certainly had the charmed ring which might, if she behaved
foolishly with it, overspice the affair with a tincture of Hoprig’s
officiousness. And this at worst might result in some devastating
miracle that would destroy Florian; and at best could not but harrow
his conscience with the spectacle of a Duke of Puysange embroiled in
unprecedented conflict with his patron saint.

His conscience, to be sure, was already in a sad way. Ever since
the awakening of Hoprig, Florian had stayed quite profoundly
conscience-stricken by the discovery that all the irregularities of
his past remained unforgiven. That was from every aspect a depressing
discovery. It had not merely a personal application: it revealed that
in this world the most painstaking piety might sometimes count for
nothing. It was a discovery which troubled your conscience, which
darkened your outlook deplorably, and which fostered actual pessimism.

[Illustration:
Caption surrounded by garland: Presently the COLLYN of PUYSANGE
had opened her yellow eyes and was
licking daintily her lips.
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For what was he to do now? “Repent!” the saint had answered: it was
the sort of saying one expected of a saint, and indeed, from Hoprig,
who was secure against eternity, such repartees were natural enough.
The serene physician had prescribed, but who would compound, the
remedy? Florian himself was ready to do anything at all reasonable
about those irregularities which had remained unforgiven through, as
he must respectfully point out to inquirers, no remissness of his;
he quite sincerely wanted to spare Heaven the discomfort of having a
Duke of Puysange in irrevocable opposition: but he did not clearly see
how repentance was possible. The great majority of such offences as
antedated, say, the last two years had, after putative atonements, gone
out of his mind, just as one puts aside and forgets about receipted
bills: he could not rationally be expected to repent for misdemeanors
without remembering them. That was the deuce of having placed unbounded
faith in this—somehow—ambiguous Hoprig and in Hoprig’s celestial
attorneyship.

Even such irregularities as Florian recalled seemed unprolific of
actual repentance. Florian now comprehended that he—perhaps through a
too careful avoidance of low company, perhaps, he granted, through a
tinge of pharisaism,—had never needed to incite the funerals of any
but estimable and honorable persons who were upon the most excellent
footing with the Church. He could not, with his rigid upbringing, for
one instant doubt that all these had passed from this unsatisfactory
world to eternal bliss. He could not question that he had actually been
the benefactor of these persons. The only thing he could be asked to
repent of here was a benevolent action, and to do that was, to anyone
of his natural kindliness, out of all thinking.

His irregularities in the way of personal friendship, too, appeared,
upon the whole, to have resulted beneficially. Girls and boys that he
had raised from sometimes the most squalid surroundings, even rescuing
them in some cases from houses of notorious ill fame, had passed from
him to other friends, and had prospered. Louison had now her duke,
Henri his prince, and little Sapho her princess of the blood royal,—and
so it went. All were now living contentedly, in opulence, and they all
entertained the liveliest gratitude for their discoverer. You could not
repent of having given the ambitious and capable young a good start in
life. Among Florian’s married friends of higher condition, among a host
of marquises and duchesses and countesses, his passing had tinged the
quiet round of matrimony with romance, had left a plenitude of pleasant
memories, and not infrequently had improved the quality of that
household’s progeny. Here too he had in logic to admit he had scattered
benefactions, of which no kindly-hearted person could repent.

He had never, he rather wistfully reflected, either coveted or stolen
anything worth speaking of: he might have had some such abominable
action to repent of, if only he had not always possessed a plenty of
money to purchase whatever he fancied. That over-well filled purse had
also kept him from laboring upon the Sabbath, or any day. And it had,
by ill luck, never even occurred to him to worship a graven image.

Nor had it ever occurred to him to break his given word. Philippe, he
remembered, had referred to that as being rather queer, but it did
not seem queer to Florian: this was simply a thing that Puysange did
not do. The word of honor of a Puysange, once given, could not in any
circumstances be broken: to Florian that was an axiom sufficiently
obvious.

He had told many falsehoods, of course. For an instant the reflection
brightened him: but he found dejectedly, on looking back, that all
these falsehoods appeared to have been told either to some woman who
was chaste or to some husband who was suspicious, entirely with the
view of curing these failings and making matters more pleasant for
everybody. A Puysange did not lie with the flat-footed design of
getting something for himself, because such deviations from exactness,
somehow, made you uncomfortable; nor through fear, because a Puysange,
quite candidly, did not understand what people meant when they talked
about fear.

No, one must be logical. Florian found that his sins—to name for once
the quaint term with which so many quaint people would, he knew, label
the majority of his actions,—seemed untiringly to have labored toward
beneficence. Florian was not prepared to assert that this established
any general rule: for some persons, it well might be that the practise
of these technical irregularities produced actual unhappiness: but
Florian was here concerned just with his own case. And it did not,
whatever a benevolent saint advised,—and ought, of course, in his
exalted position to advise,—it did not afford the material for any
rational sort of repentance. And to prevaricate about this deficiency,
or to patch up with Heaven through mutual indulgence some not quite
candid compromise, was not a proceeding in which Florian cared to
have part, or could justify with honorable precedents. Say what you
might, even though you spoke from behind the locked gates of paradise,
Puysange remained Puysange, and wholly selfish and utilitarian lying
made Puysange uncomfortable.

In fine, Florian earnestly wanted to repent, where repentance was
so plainly a matter of common-sense, and seemed his one chance for
an inexcruciate future: but the more he reflected upon such of his
irregularities as he could for the life of him recollect, the less
material they afforded him for repentance. No, one must be logical.
And logic forced him to see that under the present divine régime there
was slender hope for him. So his conscience was in these days in a
most perturbed state: he seemed to be deriving no profit whatever from
a wasted lifetime of pious devotion: and the more widely he and Aluys
had conducted their investigations, the less remunerative did Florian
everywhere find the pursuit of beauty and holiness.

_20._

_Smoke Reveals Fire_

Thus it was not until the coming in of spring that Florian rode away
from the Hôtel de Puysange, riding toward Bellegarde and the business
which must be discharged. Florian went by way of Storisende, the home
of his dead brother, for Florian’s son still lived there, and Florian
now felt by no means certain he would ever see the boy again, now that
Holy Hoprig roosted over the Bellegarde to which Florian returned.

Florian came to Storisende unannounced, as was his usage. Madame
Marguerite de Puysange and Raoul’s children kept her chamber, with a
refusal to see Florian which the steward, to all appearance, had in
transmission considerably censored. Florian thought that this poor
fellow faced somewhat inadequately the problem of the proper demeanor
toward a great peer who had very recently killed your master; and that
too much fidgeting marred his endeavor to combine the politeness
appropriate to a duke with the abhorrence many persons feel to be
demanded by fratricide.

Meanwhile the father wished to know of his son’s whereabouts. Monsieur
the Prince de Lisuarte had left the house not long after breakfast, it
was reported, and might not return until evening. Florian shrugged,
dined alone, and went out upon the south terrace, walking downward,
into gardens now very ill tended. Raoul had let the gardens fall from
their old, well remembered, sleek estate....

So much of Florian’s youth had been passed here that with Florian went
many memories. He had made love to a host of charming girls in this
place, in these gardens which were now tenantless and half ruined: and
none of these girls had he been able to love utterly, because of his
mad notions about Melior. He comprehended now of how much he had been
swindled by this lunacy. His dislike of Melior—of that insufferable
bright-colored imbecile,—rose hot and strong.

So many women had been to him only the vis-à-vis in a pleasurable
coupling, when he might have got from them the complete and high
insanity which other lads got out of loving! He remembered, for
example, another April afternoon in this place, the April before his
first marriage.... Yes, it had happened just yonder.

Florian turned to the right, passing the little tree from the East,
which seemed no bigger now than he remembered it in boyhood; and then
trampled through a thick undergrowth which hid what he remembered
as a trim lawn. Raoul had really let the gardens fall into a quite
abominable state. A person who had taken no better care of Storisende
had not deserved to inherit such a fine property: and Florian
remembered now with some compunction how easily, when he disposed of
their father, he could also have disposed of their father’s foolish
will. But Florian too, as he admitted, had always spoiled Raoul.

Florian came to a boulder some four feet in height, before which stood
a smaller rock that was flat-topped and made a natural seat. Both
were overgrown with patches of gray-green lichen. He looked downward.
Against the boulder, partly hidden by old withered leaves, lay two flat
stones which were each near a foot in length and about an inch thick,
two valueless unextraordinary stones which he remembered.

He lifted these stones. Where they had lain, the ground showed dark
and wet, and was perforated with small holes. The raising of the first
stone disclosed a bloodless yellow centipede, which flustered and
wavered into hiding among the close-matted dead leaves. Under the other
stone, a great many ants were hastily carrying their small white eggs
into those holes in the ground. Some twenty gray winged ants remained
clustering together futilely. There was adhering to the under side of
this second stone a clotted web. Florian saw the evicted spider, large
and clumsy looking but very quick of movement, trundling away from
molestation much as the centipede had fled.

It seemed to him that no life ought to be in this place; not even the
life of insects should survive in this ruined haunt of memories. He set
the two rocks at right angles to the boulder, just as he and a girl,
who no longer existed anywhere, had placed them eighteen years ago.
Moss had grown upon the boulder, so that the rocks did not fit against
it so snugly as they had done once, but they stood upright now a foot
apart. Florian gathered five fallen twigs, broke them, and piled the
fragments in this space. From his pocket he took a letter, from the
Abbess de Chelles, which he crumpled and thrust under the twigs. He
took out flint and steel, and struck a spark, which fell neatly into
the crevice between his left thumb and the thumbnail. The pensive
gravity of his face was altered as he said “Damn!” and sucked at his
thumb. Then he tried again, and soon had there just such a tiny fire as
he and that dark-haired girl had once kindled in this place.

He sat there, feeding the small blaze with twigs and yet more twigs:
and through his thinking flitted thoughts not wholly seized. But this
fire was to him a poem. So went youth, and by and by, life. Brief heat
and bluster and brilliancy, a little noise, then smoke and ashes: then
youth was gone, with all its sparkle and splutter. You were thirty-six:
you still got love-letters from abbesses of the blood royal, but your
heart was a skuttle of cold cinders. And all that which had been, in
these gardens and in so many other places, did not matter to you. It
probably did not matter to anybody, and never had mattered. Yes, like
this tiny blazing here, so went youth, and by and by, life....

“Why, what the devil, my friend—!”

Someone was speaking very close at hand. Florian looked up, strangely
haggard, looked into the face of his son Gaston. The young Prince de
Lisuarte was not alone, for a little behind him stood a dark-haired
staring peasant girl. She was rather pretty, in a fresh and wholesome
way that acquitted her of rational intelligence; and her bodice,
Florian noted, had been torn open at the neck. Well, after all, Gaston
was sixteen.

“My father!” the boy said now. But Florian observed with approval
that the embarrassment was momentary. “This is in truth a delightful
surprise, monsieur,” Gaston continued. “We saw the smoke, and could
not imagine what caused it here in the park—”

“So that,” said Florian, “you very naturally investigated—”

He was reflecting that, after all, he was not answerable, and owed no
explanation, to his son for making a small fire in the spring woods.
That was lucky, for the boy would not understand the poetry of it.
Florian saw too with approval that the young woman had disappeared. For
her to have remained would have been wholly tactless, since it would
have committed him to some expression of elevated disapproval. As it
was, he needed only to rise and shake hands with this tall son of his,
and then sit down again.

Gaston was rather picturesquely ugly: he indeed most inconsiderately
aspersed his grandmother’s memory by this injudicious resemblance to
the late King of England whom rumor had credited with the begetting of
Gaston’s mother. Carola, though, had been quite pretty. Florian thought
for a while of his first wife with less dislike than he had entertained
toward her for years. Still, he perceived, he did not actually like
this tall boy who waited before him, all in black. That would be for
Raoul....

“My son,” said Florian, slowly, “I am on my way homeward to dispose of
an awkward business in which there is an appreciable likelihood of my
getting my death. So the whim took me to see you, it may be, for the
last time.”

“But, monsieur, if there is danger you should remember that I count as
a man now that I am seventeen next month. I have already two duels to
my credit, I must tell you, in which I killed nobody, to be sure, but
gave very handsome wounds. So may I not aid in this adventure?”

“Would you fight then in my defence, Gaston?”

“Assuredly, monsieur.”

“But why the devil should you? Let us be logical, Gaston! You loved
that handsome hulking uncle of yours, not me, as people are customarily
supposed to love their fathers: and I have recently killed him. Your
damned aunt, I know, has been telling you that I ill-treated and
murdered your mother also. To cap all, you have a great deal to gain by
my death, for you are my heir. And I am too modest to believe that my
engaging qualities have ever ensnared you into any personal affection.”

The boy reflected. “No, there has been no love between us. And they say
you are wicked. But I would fight for you. I do not know why.”

Florian smiled. He nodded his head, in a sort of unwilling approval.
“We come of a queer race, my son. That is the reason you would fight in
my cause. It is also a reason why we may speak candidly.”

“Is candor, monsieur, quite possible between father and son?”

Florian liked that too, and showed as much. He said: “All
eccentricities are possible to our race. There are many quaint
chronicles to attest this, for there has always been a Puysange
somewhere or another fluttering the world. To-day I am Puysange.
To-morrow you will be Puysange. So I sit here with my little blaze
of spluttering twigs already half gray ashes. And you stand there,
awaiting my leisure, I will not ask how patiently.”

“I regard you, monsieur, with every appropriate filial sentiment. But
you can remember, I am afraid, just what that comes to.”

“I remember most clearly. In these matters we are logical. So it is the
defect of our race not ever to love anybody quite whole-heartedly; and
certainly we are not so ill-advised as to squander adoration upon one
another. Rather, we must restively seek everywhither for our desire,
even though we never discover precisely what is this desire. That also,
Gaston, is logic: for we of Puysange know, incommunicably but very
surely, that this unapprehended desire ought to be gratified. It is
this lean knowledge which permits us no rest, no complacent living in
the usual drowsiness....”

“They tell me, monsieur, that we derive this trait from that old Jurgen
who was our ancestor, and from tall Manuel too, whose life endures in
us of Puysange.”

“I do not know. I talked lately with a Monsieur Horvendile, who had
extreme notions about an Author who compiles an endless Biography, of
the life that uses us as masks and temporary garments. But I do not
know. I only know that this life was given me by my father, without any
knowledge as to what use I should preferably make of the unsought gift.
I only know that I have handed on this life to you, on the same terms.
Do with the life I gave you whatever you may elect. Now that I see you
for the last time, my premonitions tell me, I proffer no advice. I
shall not even asperse the effects of vice and evil-doing by protesting
that I in person illustrate them. No, I am conscious of a little
compassion for you, but that is all: I do not really care what becomes
of you. So I proffer no advice.”

“Therein, monsieur, at least, you do not deal with me as is the custom
of fathers.”

“No,” Florian replied. “No, I find you at sixteen already fighting
duels and tumbling wenches in the spring woods: and I spare you every
appropriate paternal comment. For one thing, I myself had at your age
indulged in these amusements; in fact, at your age, with my wild oats
sown, I was preparing to settle down to quiet domesticity with your
mother: and for another thing, I cannot see that your escapades matter.
It is only too clear to me as I sit here, with my little blaze of
spluttering twigs already half gray ashes, that in a while you and your
ardors and your adversaries and your plump wenches will be picked bones
and dust about which nobody will be worrying. These woods will then be
as young as ever: and nobody anywhere will be thinking about you nor
your iniquities nor your good actions, or about mine either; but in
this place every April will still be anemones.”

“Meanwhile I have my day, monsieur—”

“Yes,” Florian agreed,—“the bustling, restless and dissatisfying day of
a Puysange. That is your right, it is your logical inheritance. Well,
there has always been a Puysange, since Jurgen also made the most of
day and night,—a Puysange to keep his part of the world atwitter until
he had been taught, with bruises and hard knocks, to respect the great
law of living. Yes, there has always been a Puysange at that schooling,
and each in turn has mastered the lesson: and I cannot see how, in the
end, this, either, has mattered.”

“But what, monsieur, is this great law of living?”

Florian for a moment stayed silent. He could see yonder the little tree
from the East, already budding in the spring. He was remembering how,
a quarter of a century ago, another boy had asked just this question
just here. And living seemed to Florian a quite futile business. Men’s
trials and flounderings got them nowhither. A wheel turned, that was
all. Too large to be thought about, a wheel turned, without haste and
irresistibly. Men clung a while, like insects, to that wheel. The wheel
had come full circle. Now it was not Florian but Florian’s son who
was asking of his father, “What is this great law of living?” And no
response was possible except the old, evasive and cowardly answer. So
Florian gave it. One must be logical, and voice what logic taught.

“Thou shalt not offend against the notions of thy neighbor,” Florian
replied,—“or not, at least, too often or too openly. I do not say, mark
you, my son, but that in private, and with the exercise of discretion,
one may cultivate one’s faculties.”

“Yes, but, monsieur, I do not see—”

“No,” Florian conceded, with a smiling toward his tall son which was
friendly but a little sad, “no, naturally you do not. How should you,
infamous seducer of the peasantry, when this is a law which no young
person anywhere is able to believe? Yet it is certain, dear child, that
if you openly offend against these notions you will be crushed: and it
is certain that if you honor them,—with, I am presupposing, a suitable
appreciation of the charms of privacy and sympathetic companions,—then
all things are permitted, and nobody will really bother about your
discreet pursuing of your desires. A wise man will avoid, though, for
his comfort’s health, all over-high and over-earnest desires.... This
is the knowledge, Gaston, which every father longs to communicate to
his son, without caring to confess that his own life has been such as
to permit the acquiring of this knowledge.”

And the boy shook his head. “I understand your words. But your meaning,
monsieur, I do not see....”

PART THREE

_THE END OF LEAN WISDOM_

_“Ne point aller chercher ce qu’on fait dans la lune,
Et vous mesler un peu de ce qu’on fait chez vous,
Où nous voyons aller tout sans-dessus-dessous.”_

_21._

_Of Melior Married_

Now Florian returned to Bellegarde to face the disillusion appointed
for every husband in passing from infatuation to paternity. His
disenchanted princess now was hardly recognizable. Her face was like
dough, her nose seemed oddly swollen; under and about the blood-shot
eyes were repulsive yellow splotches. As for the bloated body, he could
not bear to look at it. He was shaken with hot and sick disgust when he
saw this really perfectly dreadful looking creature.

Perhaps, though, Florian reflected, he saw her through emotions which
exaggerated every blemish unfairly. He knew all other pregnant women
had seemed to him unattractive rather than actually loathsome. But
here, here was the prize he had so long and fervently desired, the
prize to gain which he had sacrificed those dearest to him in this
world, and had parted with the comforting assurances of religion....
For, Melior, then, had flawless and unequalled beauty. So he had
bought, at an exceedingly stiff price, this shining superficies,
to learn almost immediately thereafter that she possessed not one
other desirable quality. And now Melior had not even the thin mask
of loveliness. Worse still, the beauty which he had worshipped since
boyhood now existed nowhere. To purchase an hour or two of really not
very remarkable entertainment, he had himself destroyed this beauty....

“My love,” said Florian, “now if only I were a conceited person, I
would dare to hope that the long months since I last saw you have
passed as drearily with you as with me.”

He kissed her tenderly. Even the woman’s breath was now unpleasant. It
seemed to Florian that nothing was being spared him.

“Yes, that sort of talk is all very well,” replied Melior, fretfully.
“But I do think that at a time when I have every right to expect
particular attention and care, you might at least have made an effort
to get home sooner, and not leave everything upon my shoulders,
especially with all the neighbors everywhere pretending, whenever I
come into the room, that they were not talking about your having killed
your brother—”

“Yes, yes, a most regrettable affair! But what, sweetheart, has been
going amiss at Bellegarde?”

“That is a pretty question for you to ask, with me in my condition,
with all these other worries on top of it, about your friend Orléans.
Because, knowing you as well as I do, Florian, and not being able to
feel as you do that a prime minister is no more than a house fly or
a flea,—and seeing quite well, too, how little you consider what my
feelings naturally would be if they cut off your head—”

“Ah, but let us take one thing at a time, and for the present leave my
head where it is. Do you mean that you have been unwell, my pet?”

“Have you no eyes in the head you keep talking about just to keep me
upset! But I do not wonder you prefer not to look at me, now I am such
a fright, and that is you men all over. Still, you might at least have
the decency to remember who is responsible for it, and that much I must
say.”

“But, dearest, I have both the eyes about which you inquire, and in
those doubtless partial orbs you happen not to look a fright. So I
cannot quite follow you. No, let us be logical! There is a slight
pallor, to be sure—But, no! No, dear Melior, upon the whole, I never
saw you looking lovelier, and I wonder of what you are talking.”

“I mean, you fool, that I am sick and miserable because now almost any
day I am going to have a baby.”

Florian was honestly shocked. He could remember no precedent among
his mistresses of anybody’s having put this news so bluntly: and
when he recalled the behavior of his first wife in precisely these
circumstances, he could not but feel that women were deteriorating.
A wife endowed with proper sensibility would have hidden her face
upon his shoulder, just as Carola had done, and would in this posture
have whispered her awed surmise that Heaven was shortly to consign
them a little cherub. But this big-bellied vixen appeared to have
no sensibilities. “You fool, now almost any day I am going to have
a baby!” was neither a loving nor a dignified way of announcing the
nearness of his freedom.

But Florian’s plump face was transfigured, as he knelt before his
Melior, and very reverently lifted to his lips her hand. He slipped a
cushion under his knee, made himself comfortable, and, kneeling still,
went on to speak of his bliss and of his love for her and of how sacred
in his eyes appeared the marks of her condition. She listened: he
could see that Melior was pleased; and he in consequence continued his
gallant romanticizing.

For Florian really wanted to be pleasant to the woman; and was resolved
politely to ignore even this last disillusionment, and to condone as
far as was humanly possible, the lack of consideration through which
this dreadful creature had now added to stupidity and garrulity even
physical ugliness.

But while Florian was talking he could see, too, that the central
diamond in the charmed ring that Melior wore was to-day quite black,
like an onyx, so that he took care to keep it covered with his hand all
the while he was talking about his adoration. Here was an appalling
omen, a portent, virtually, of open conflict between Florian and his
patron saint. The central stone of this ring had become as black and
as bright and as inimical looking as though, he reflected, one of the
small eyes of Marie-Claire Cazaio stared thence. This was a depressing
sight: and it seemed to Florian quite vexingly illogical that the ring
should change in this fashion when, after all, he was planning no harm
against Melior.

When she had borne her child, he meant of course to carry out his
bargain with brown Janicot,—a bargain that Florian considered an
entirely private matter, and an affair with which Hoprig could
not meddle without exhibiting absolute ill breeding. Then Melior
would disappear, Florian did not know whither, to be sure, but her
destination would be none of his selecting or responsibility. A really
logical ring would not call that contriving any harm against Melior.
Even Holy Hoprig must be reasonable enough to see that much. So Florian
for the while put aside his foreboding, and assured himself that, with
anything like fair luck, he was on the point of getting rid of this
dreadful woman forever. The reflection spurred him to eloquence and to
the kindliness which Florian had always felt to be due his wives in
their last hours.

_22._

_The Wives of Florian_

Florian watched his Melior with a not unnatural care. She remained, to
the eye, unperturbed, and was her usual maddening self throughout the
evening: it seemed to him she must inevitably have noticed the changing
of her ring; and in that event, he granted the woman’s duplicity at
least to be rather magnificent.

For Melior talked, on and on and on,—with that quite insupportable
air of commingled self-satisfaction and shrewdness,—about Monsieur du
Belloc’s new liveries, which were the exact color, my dear, of Madame
des Roches’ old wig, the one she was wearing that day she drove in
here in all that rain; and about how that reminded Melior of what a
thunderstorm had come up only last Thursday without the least warning;
and about how Marie-Claire had been looking at Melior again in that
peculiar way and ought not to be permitted to raise storms and cast
spells that dried up people’s cows.

Even so, Melior continued, milk was fattening and was not really good
for you in large quantities, and, for one, she meant to give it up,
though if you were intended to be fat you had in the end simply to put
up with it, just as some persons got bald sooner than others, and no
hair-dresser could help you, not even if he was as airy and as pleased
with himself as that high-and-mighty François over at Manneville. Oh,
yes, but Florian must certainly remember! He was the very skinny one
whom she had in two or three times last autumn, and who had turned out
to be a Huguenot or a Jansenist or something of that sort, so that,
people did say, the dear old Bishop was going to take the proper steps
the very instant he was out again. That was the trouble, though, with
colds at his age, you never knew what they might lead to at the moment
you were least expecting it—

So her talking went, on and on and on, while Florian looked at the
woman,—who was repulsive now even to the eye,—and he reflected: “And it
was for this that I intrepidly assailed the high place, and slaughtered
all those charming monsters! It was for this that I have sacrificed
poor Philippe and my dear Raoul!”

Bed-time alone released him from listening to her; but not from prudent
watchfulness.

That night he roused as Melior slipped from their bed. Through
discreetly half-closed eyelids Florian saw her take from the closet
that queer carved staff which had once belonged to her sister Mélusine.
Now Melior for a while regarded this staff dubiously. She replaced it
in the closet. She took up the night-light from the green-covered table
beside the bed, and she passed out of the room.

He lay still for a moment, then put on his dressing-gown and slippers,
and followed her. Melior turned, with her lamp, at the second corridor,
and went out into the enclosed Thoignet Court-yard, skirted the well,
and so disappeared through the small porch into the Chapel. Florian
followed, quite noiselessly. The paved court was chilly underfoot: as
he went into the porch a spray of ivy brushed his cheek in the dark.

Inside the Chapel three hanging lamps burned before the altar, like
red stars, but they gave virtually no illumination. Florian saw that
Melior had carried her yellow lamp into the alcove where his earlier
wives were buried. She knelt there. She was praying, no doubt, for the
intercession of that meddlesome Hoprig. Florian was rather interested.
Then his interest was redoubled, for of a sudden the place was flooded
with a wan throbbing bluish luminousness. The effigies upon the tombs
of Florian’s wives were changed; and the recumbent marble figures
yawned and stretched themselves. Thus, then, began the unimaginative
working of Hoprig’s holy ring, with a revamping of the affliction put
upon Komorre the Cursed in the old nursery tale, Florian decided; and
these retributory resurrections were rather naïve. He drew close his
dressing-gown, and got well into the shadow of his great-grandfather’s
tomb, the while that his four earlier wives sat erect and looked
compassionately at Melior.

“Beware, poor lovely child,” said the likeness of Aurélie, “for it is
apparent that Florian intends to murder you also.”

“I was beginning to think he had some such notion,” Melior replied,
“for otherwise, of course, he would hardly be fetching home the sword
Flamberge.”

She had arisen from her knees, and there was in the composure with
which she now sat sociably beside the ghost of Carola, on top of
Carola’s tomb, something that Florian found rather admirable. And he
recalled too with admiration the innocence and the unconcern with which
Melior had commented upon his having acquired such a delightfully
quaint and old-fashioned looking sword....

“Yes, for, my dear,” said Carola, “you have permitted him to get tired
of you. It was for that oversight he murdered all of us.”

“But I have no time to put up with the man’s foolishness just now,
when I am going to have a baby,” said Melior, with unconcealed vexation.

“Go seek protection of St. Hoprig,” advised Hortense.

“And how may she escape,” asked Marianne, “when Florian’s lackeys are
everywhere, and Florian’s great wolfhounds guard the outer courts?”

“She can give them the sweet-scented poison which destroyed me,” said
Carola. “But all the gates of Bellegarde are locked fast; and how could
anyone climb down the unscalable high walls of the outer fortress?”

“By means of the strong silken cord which strangled me,” answered
Marianne.

“But who would guide her through the dark to sorcerous Morven?”

“The molten lead which was poured into my ear,” replied Aurélie, “will
go before her glowing like a will-o’-the-wisp.”

“And how can she, in her condition, make so long a journey?”

“Let her take the fine ebony cane which broke my skull,” rejoined
Hortense. “For now the cup of Florian’s iniquity runs over, and all the
implements of his wickedness revolt against him.”

“Come now,” said Melior, “there has been a great deal of nonsense
talked. But you have at last, poor ghost, suggested something really
practical, and something that had occurred to me also. Yes, you are
entirely right, and your suggestion is most sensible, though, to be
sure, it can hardly be ebony: for now that I am quite certain about
Florian I simply owe it to my self-respect to leave him before he
murders me too, and the easiest way to do that of course is to use
my unfortunate and misguided sister’s staff. But ebony, you know, is
perfectly black—”

“Now of what staff can you be talking?”

“Why, but, my dear! As anybody at Brunbelois, even the veriest tidbits
of children, could tell you, it was presented to Mélusine by one of
the most fearful and ruthless demons resident in the Red Sea. It was
the staff the poor darling always rode on. I do not, of course, mean
him: in fact, I only saw him once, on a Saturday, when I was the merest
child. And with all those scales, he could hardly expect anybody to
call him a darling, even if you overlooked his having a head like a
cat. Only much more so, of course, on account of his being larger. No,
I meant that Mélusine rode on it—”

Now Florian was reflecting, “With what a lovely air of innocence she
lied to me about that staff!” And Aurélie was saying, ineffectively,
“Yes, but—”

“—Not as a steady thing, of course, but when she was about some
particularly important enchantment, and wanted to make an impression.
Mélusine was accomplished, and all that, and nobody denies it, but,
if you ask me about being vain, then I can only say that, sister or
not, I believe in being truthful. And as for leaving her things about
helter-skelter, even the crown jewels—for Mélusine was the oldest of us
girls, and Father always spoiled her quite terribly, and Mother never
cared especially for dressing up,—why, we all know what clever people
are in that way: and I need only say that I found this very staff stuck
away in a cupboard, like an old worn-out broom—”

Said Marianne, “Yes, but—”

“—When I was getting my things together to leave Brunbelois. And,
much as I hate to contradict anybody, it has a distinctly red tinge,
so that it could not possibly be ebony. So, what with all the talk,
and Hoprig’s suspicions about Florian, it simply occurred to me that
this staff was not the sort of thing my dear father would care to be
stirring up unpleasant old memories with, by seeing it, after all his
trouble with Mélusine. For, even if Hoprig had been quite wrong, still,
marriage, as I so often think, is really just a lottery—”

“Yes, but,” said Hortense, “but, but, but! one needs to know the charm
that controls the staff—”

“My dear creature! But you are Hortense, are you not? Yes, I remember
Florian told me all about you: and after the manner in which he has
behaved to me, I am perfectly willing to believe that he misrepresented
you in every way. Even if you used to make it a regular habit of flying
at people’s throats like that, I know how many perfectly well meaning
women simply do not realize what an annoyance it is for any one person
to want to do all the talking—”

“I think so too, but—”

“Oh, I am not in the least offended, my dear. It is merely that,
as I was telling you, Hortense, my sister Mélusine was one of the
most potent sorceresses in the known world, and so utterly devoted
to her art that hardly a day passed without at any rate a little
parlor conjuring. And I used often to be playing in the corner with
my building blocks and my dolls when she was at her practising. If I
were to tell you half the things I have witnessed with my own eyes,
you simply would not believe a word of it. Yes, Mélusine was quite
accomplished, there is no denying that. And as I was saying, you know
how children are, and how often they surprise you when you had no
notion they were paying the least attention. Yes, as I often think, it
is the littlest pitchers that have the largest ears—”

“If you know how the cantraps run, then, to be sure—”

“Why, but,” said Melior, now with her air of one who is dealing
patiently with an irrational person, “but everybody knows if it is
not the _Eman hetan_ charm, it has to be either the _Thout tout a
tout_ or the _Horse and hattock_ one. And so, I do hope, you see my
feeling in the matter. Because, of course, appreciating as I do the
perfectly well-meant suggestions of every one of you, still nobody in
my delicate condition exactly likes to go about sliding down ropes and
poisoning the servants, not to speak of the dogs, who, after all, are
not responsible for their master’s doings, and walking nobody knows
how many miles in the dark. So I shall go to Hoprig more carefully,
and quickly too, upon the demon’s staff, vexatious as it is not to
be remembering his name. I distinctly remember there was a Z in it,
because there always seemed to me something romantic about a Z, and
that he had talons like an eagle; but it was not Bembo, or Celerri, or
El-Gabal—No, it has quite gone out of my mind, but, in any event, I am
much obliged to all of you. And no doubt it will come back to me the
moment I stop trying to remember—”

Thus speaking, Melior arose from the tomb, and left the Chapel
reflectively. A brief silence followed, a silence that was broken by
Marianne. She said, “Poor Florian!”

“He had his faults of course,” assented Hortense, “but really, to a
person of any sensibility—Do peep, my love, and tell me if my skirts
are down properly—”

Now Florian came forward, as statelily as anybody can walk in bedroom
slippers, just as his wives were settling back upon their various tombs.

“Dear ladies,” said he, “I perceive with real regret that not even
death is potent enough to allay your propensities for mischief making.”

“Oh, oh!” they cried, each sitting very erect, “here is the foul
murderer!”

“Parbleu, my pets, what grievance, after all, have you against me? Are
you not happier in your present existence than when you lived with me?”

“I should think so, indeed!” replied Carola, indignantly. “Why,
wherever do you suppose we went to?”

“I do not inquire. It is a question raised by no widower of real
discretion: he merely inclines in this, as in most matters, to be
optimistic. Yet come now, let us be logical! Is it quite right for you
four to complain against me, and to harbor actual animosity, on account
of what was in the beginning just the natural result of my rather hasty
disposition, and in the end my quadruple misfortune? Do you, Carola,
for example, honestly believe that, after having been blessed with your
affection, I could ever be actually satisfied with Melior?”

“For one, I certainly see nothing in her. And I really do think,
Florian—”

“Nor I, either,” said Aurélie, “nor could any rational person. And for
your own good, I must tell you quite frankly, Florian—”

“Though, heaven knows,” said Marianne, “it is not as if any of us could
envy the poor idiot for being your wife—”

“It is merely that one cannot help wondering,” said Hortense, “that
even you should have had no more sense or good taste—”

So for an instant the sweet voices were like a choir of birds in
fourfold descant: and they thrilled him with remembered melodies,
vituperative and plaintive and now strangely dear. Then came the
changing. All, Florian saw in that queer bluish light, were pitiably
eager to talk about Melior, and to explain to him exhaustively just
what a fool he had been, and how exactly like him was such behavior.
But the magic of Hoprig’s revivifying ring was spent: and color and
flexibility were going away from the pretty bodies, so that their lips
could but move stiffly and feebly now, without making the least noise.
It was really heart-breaking, Florian thought, to see these lovely
women congeal into stone, and be thus petrified upon the verge of
candors which would have completely freed their minds.

Then that strange throbbing bluish light was gone: and Florian was
alone in the dark Chapel where only three dim lamps were glowing like
red stars. An ordinary person would have estimated that this gloom did
but very inadequately prefigure Florian’s future. But a Puysange knew
perfectly where next to apply for help against any and all saints.

_23._

_The Collyn in the Pot_

Florian went from the Chapel to the secret chamber which nobody else
cared to enter. At this last pinch he was resolved to enlist in his
defence that power which was at least as strong as Hoprig’s power. So
Florian carried with him wine and wafers.

He opened a wicker basket, wherein was an earthen pot. Inside this
pot lay, upon strips of white and black wool, a small, very smooth
dun-colored creature that had the appearance of a cat. Florian with a
green-handled little knife pricked the end of his ring-finger until
he got the necessary blood; and presently the Collyn of Puysange had
opened her yellow eyes and was licking daintily her lips so as to lose
no drop of the offering. Florian fed her also with the wine and wafers.

“Whither,” asked Florian then, “will the staff carry Melior?”

The Collyn answered, in a tiny voice: “To the hut which is between
Amneran and Morven. For that hut is the outpost of romance, and is as
near as the demon’s staff may dare approach to the hermitage of Holy
Hoprig.”

“Where is that hermitage?”

“Upon Morven, upon the highest uplands of Morven, between a thorn-tree
and an ash-tree, and beneath an oak-tree.”

“What is my patron saint doing in this place?”

“Master, I also keep away from these saints. But it is rumored that
this Hoprig is now somewhat recklessly exercising the privileges of
sainthood; that his doings are not very favorably looked down upon; and
that the angels, in particular, are complaining because of his frequent
demands on them.”

“That does not sound at all well,” said Florian, “and certainly there
is no precedent for the wife of a Puysange consorting with people who
annoy the angels.”

The Collyn yawned: and for a while she looked at Florian somewhat as
ordinary cats regard a mouse-hole.

“Master, I would not bother about this last wife. Why should you count
so scrupulously one woman more or less on the long list?”

“It is not the woman I wish to keep. Faith of a gentleman, no! But I
must keep my plighted word.”

“Master,” said the cool and tiny voice, “you are thrusting yourself
into a dangerous business. For this woman is now under Hoprig’s
protection, and the powers of these saints are not to be despised.”

“That is true, but I must hold to my bargain with Monsieur Janicot. The
pious old faith that made my living glad has been taken away from me,
the dreams that I preserved from childhood have been embodied for my
derision. I see my admirations and my desires for what they are, and
this is a spectacle before which crumbles my self-conceit. The past,
wherein because of these empoisoned dreams I stinted living, has become
hateful: and of my hopes for the future, the less said the better. All
crumbles, Collyn: but Puysange remains Puysange.”

“I wonder, now,” the cat asked, innocently, “if that means anything?”

“Yes, Collyn,” Florian answered: “it means that I shall keep my own
probity unstained, keep honor at least, whatever else goes by the
board. One must be logical. My quiet unassuming practise of religion
and my constant love which once derided time and change—and in fact,
the entire code of ideals by which I have lived so comfortably for
all of thirty-six years,—appear to have been founded everywhere upon
delusion and half-knowledge. Yet Helmas, I find, was truly wise. I also
shall keep up my dignity by not letting even fate and chance upset me
with their playfulness, and I shall continue to do what was expected
of me yesterday. For the code by which I have lived contents me, or,
rather, I am subdued to it. So I must go on living by it while living
lasts.”

“Yet if this romantic code of yours be based upon nothing—”

“If I have wholly invented it, without the weaving into its fabric of
one strand of fact,—why, then, all the more reason for me to be proud
of and to cherish what is peculiarly mine. Do my dreams fail me? That
is no reason why I should fail my dreams, which indeed, Collyn, have
erred solely in contriving a more satisfactory world than Heaven seems
able to construct.”

“And does all this, too, mean something?”

“A pest! it seems to mean at least my destruction, since it is an
article of my code that a gentleman may not in any circumstances
break his word. For the rest, I find that abstract questions of right
and wrong are too deep for me, too wholly based upon delusion and
half-knowledge, so I shall meddle with them no more. Good and evil must
settle their own vaporous battles, with which I am no longer concerned.”

“To fling down your cards in a rage profits nobody.”

“But do I indeed rage? Do I speak bitterly? Well, for thirty-six years
I have taken sides, and for thirty-six years I have been the most
zealous of churchmen, only to find at the last that not one of my
irregularities has been charged off. I can assure you, Collyn, that
it is quite vexing to have the business credit of one’s religion thus
shaken by the news that so much piety has ended with more debts than
assets.”

The small predatory beast still waited warily: and never for an instant
did her unwinking tilted yellow eyes leave looking at Florian.

“So many of you I have served! your father, and your grandfather, and
all the others that for a brief while were here. And in the end you all
come to nothing.”

“Ah, Collyn, if the life of a Puysange be of no account,—although that
is an unprecedented contention, let me tell you,—then so much the more
reason for me to shape what remains of that life to my own liking.”

Florian thought for a while. Florian shrugged. That was the deuce
of listening to yourself when you were talking. Florian, who had
come hither to purchase aid from the Collyn, had logically convinced
himself, through this sad trick of heeding his own words, that Puysange
must stand or fall unaided. Yes, vexing as it was, that which he had
spoken with so much earnestness was really true.

“All these years,” said Florian, rather sadly, “you have lain here at
my disposal, prepared to serve me in my need, with no small power. And
I, unlike the others of my race, have bought of you nothing. What I
have wanted I have taken, asking no odds of anyone, whether here or
below. It is true I have made to Heaven some civil tenders, in the
shape of good works and church-windows, just as I have been at pains
to supply you with blessed wine and wafers. It seemed well in logic to
preserve a friendly relation with both sides. For the rest, whatever I
felt my life to lack I have myself fetched into it, even holiness and
beauty, even”—Florian smiled,—“even Melior and Hoprig. It is perhaps
for this self-sufficiency that I am punished in a world wherein people
are expected to live and to act in herds because of their common
distrust of the future and of one another. I do not complain; and I
remain self-sufficient.”

“In fact, with me to aid you, master, you need lack for nothing.”

That was precisely what Florian had been thinking when he came hither.
But Florian had since then been listening to that most insidious of
counsellors, himself. He was utterly convinced; and one must be logical.

So Florian replied languidly:

“My dear creature! but I do not require your aid. Instead, I am come
to declare you free from your long bondage to the house of my fathers.
Yes, you are free, with no claim upon me, alone of all my race, since
now that I renounce good I shall put away evil also. For I am Puysange:
I dare to look into my own heart, and I can find there no least
admiration for Heaven or for Heaven’s adversaries. It may be I am fey:
I speak under correction, since that is not a condition with which I
have had any experience. But it seems to me that gods and devils are
poor creatures when compared to man. They live with knowledge. But man
finds heart to live without any knowledge or surety anywhere, and yet
not to go mad. And I wonder now could any god endure the testing which
all men endure?”

At this sort of talking the Collyn purred.

“Master, you shall evade that testing, for you shall have unbounded
knowledge. Ah, but what secrets and what powers I will give you, my
proud little master, for a compact and a price.”

“No: I have no doubt the powers you offer are very pleasant, very
amusing to exercise, and all that; but I have had quite enough of
compacts.”

“I will give you the master-word of darkness, that single word which
death speaks to life, and which none answers. I will give you the power
of the crucified serpent, and the spell which draws the sun and the
moon to bathe in a silver tub and do your will. There is wealth in
that spell, the wealth which purchases kingdoms. And I will give you,
who have smiled so long, the power to laugh. I will do more, my proud
little master: for I will give you the bravery to weep—”

But Florian answered: “You cannot give me anything worthy of comparison
with that which I once had, and now have lost. I had my dreams of
beauty and of holiness. I had the noblest dreams imaginable. These
dreams I have embodied as no other man has ever done before me: these
dreams I have made vital things, and I have introduced them into my
living, full measure. No, you can give me nothing worthy of comparison
with what I have lost. And you are free. In all these years the one
service I have asked of you, who have been so long the mainstay and the
destroyer of Puysange, is now at the last to reveal to me the shortest
way to my patron saint.”

“From these saints you will get a quick and ugly shrift: from me long
years of ease and wisdom, master,—utter wisdom, and no more restless
doubtings about anything.”

Florian felt of a sudden that this small fawning creature was
loathsome: and just as suddenly, Florian too was weary of all things
that are and of all that was ever to happen anywhere.

“No, Collyn, I repudiate your wicked aid; and I set you free, not
really hating evil or good either. But I honestly prefer to owe
allegiance to nobody except myself. Because of that preference I
shall go undefended to yet another high place in quest of my embodied
dreams,—now for a second time, and now with a somewhat different
intent.”

“You march toward death and toward utter destruction, my proud little
master, when even now my power might save you. There is no other power
that would befriend you now, for you march up against Heaven.”

“Yes, yes! that is regrettable of course, it tends to establish a bad
precedent. But it is my ill luck to be both a gentleman and a poet,—a
poet who, I can assure you,” Florian said, hastily, “has never written
any verses. That, at least, nobody can charge me with. Now to a
gentleman destruction is preferable to dishonor: and to a married poet,
Collyn, there are worse things than death.”

_24._

_Marie-Claire_

Florian left Bellegarde at dawn. For once, he did not travel in his
favorite bottle-green and silver. Good taste suggested that a plain
black suit with his best Mechlin ruffles, was the appropriate wear in
which to court destruction. Thus clad, he girded on Flamberge, and set
out as merrily as might be, afoot: no horse could come to the top of
Morven, where once had stood the grove of Virbius.

Florian journeyed first to Amneran, and went to a very retired cottage
built of oak and plaster upon a stone foundation. Here was his last
hope of aid, and of succour which he might accept without any detriment
to the pride of Puysange, for this was the ill spoken-of home of his
half-sister, Marie-Claire Cazaio. She was alone at her spinning when he
came into the room. He took her hand. He kissed it.

“You told me once, dear Marie-Claire, a long while since, that in
the end I would come to you in an old garden where dead leaves were
falling, and would kiss your hand, and tell you I had loved you all my
life. I wonder, Marie-Claire, if you remember that?”

“I have forgotten,” she said, “nothing.”

“You were wrong as to the garden and as to the dead leaves. But in all
else you were right. This is the end, Marie-Claire. And in the end I
fulfill your prophecy.”

She looked at him, for no brief while, with those small darkened eyes
which seemed to see beyond him. “Yes, you are speaking the truth. I
had thought that when this happened it would matter. And it does not
matter.”

“Only one thing has mattered in all our lives, Marie-Claire. I was at
Storisende last week. I remembered you and our youth.”

“And were you”—she smiled faintly,—“and were you properly remorseful?”

“No. I have regretted many of my doings. But I can find nowhere in
me any of the highly requisite repentance for those of my actions
which people would describe as criminal. I suppose it is because we
of Puysange are so respectful of the notions of others that we do
not commit crimes rashly. We enter into no illegal turpitude until
rather careful reflection has assured us of its expediency. I, in any
event, have sometimes been virtuous with unthinking levity, and with
depressing upshots: but my vices, which my judgment had to endorse
before prudence would venture on them, have resulted well enough. So I
can regret no irregularities, and certainly not the happiness of our
far-off youth.”

Again Marie-Claire was in no hurry to reply. When she spoke, it was
without any apparent conviction either one way or the other. “Our
happiness involved, they say, considerable misdoing.”

This stirred him to mild indignation. “And is love between brother
and sister a misdoing? Come, Marie-Claire, but let us be logical! All
scientists will tell you that endogamy is natural to mankind as long
as men stay uncorrupted by over-civilization. The weight of history
goes wholly one way. The Pharaohs and the Ptolemies afford, I believe,
precedents that are tolerably ancient. Strabo is explicit as to the old
Irish, Herodotus as to the Persians. In heaven also Osiris and Zeus
and I know not how many other supreme gods have, in cherishing extreme
affection for their sisters, set the example followed upon earth by the
Kings of Siam and of Phœnicia, and by the Incas of Peru—”

She shook that small dark head. “But, none the less—”

“—An example followed by the Sinhalese, the Romans of the old
Republic, the Tyrians, the Guanches of the Canary Islands—”

“Let us say no more about it—”

“—An example, in short, of the best standing in all quarters of the
globe. In the Rig-Veda you will find Yami defending with unanswerable
eloquence the union of brother and sister. In Holy Writ we see Heaven’s
highest blessings accorded to the fruit of Abraham’s affection for his
sister Sarah, nor need I allude to the marriage of Azrun with her two
brothers, Abel and Cain. And in the Ynglinga Saga—”

She laid her hand upon his mouth. “Yes, yes, you have your precedents:
and in your eyes, I know, that is the main thing, because of your
dread of being unconventional and offending the neighbors. We were
not wicked, then, whatever our less well-read father thought: we were
merely”—and here she smiled,—“we were merely logical in our youth. In
any event, we wasted our youth.”

“Yes,” Florian admitted, “for I was then logical, but not sufficiently
logical. I could, as easily at that time as later, have cured our
father of his habit of meddling with my affairs. But I turned
unthinkingly away from the contented decades of technical criminality
which we might have shared. For I was in those days enamored of the
beauty that I in childhood had, however briefly, seen: even while my
body rioted, my thoughts remained bewilderedly aware of a beguiling
and intoxicating brightness which stayed unwon to; and I could care
whole-heartedly about nothing else.”

“I know,” she answered. “You were a dear boy. And it does not matter,
now, that you went away from me, and played at being a man about whom I
knew nothing and cared nothing. For old times’ sake my sending followed
you to Brunbelois, and even there for old times’ sake I warned you. But
you would not heed—”

“I cared for nothing then save the beauty of Melior. And now her
beauty,” he said, with a wry smile, “is gone. And that also does not
matter. For months her beauty has been the one thing about her I never
think of.”

“She is flesh and blood,” said Marie-Claire, as if that explained
everything. “It is a combination which does not long detain Puysange.
What is this peril that you go to encounter to-day?”

“I go up upon Morven to keep my word as frankly and as utterly as I
gave it; and thereby to be embroiled, I am afraid, in open conflict
with my patron saint.”

“That is bad. You must keep your word of course, because favoritism to
anybody is wrong. But these saints do not understand this; they build
all upon Heaven’s favoritism: and these holy persons are stronger than
we, precisely because they are immune to such clear seeing as we are
cursed with.”

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Caption, surrounded by garland: He closed upon FLORIAN, straight-
forwardly, without any miracle-
working.
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“But your powers of sending and perverting and blighting and so on,” he
said,—“are none of these to be enlisted in my favor?”

“Not against Hoprig,” she replied, “for the elect have that invincible
unreason and stupidity against which alone our powers are feeble. No,
my dearest, I cannot aid you. For these saints are stronger than we
are: and in the end, whatever grounds they may afford us for contempt
or for laughing at them, they conquer us.”

It was in some sort a relief to know there was not hope anywhere.
Florian spoke now with more animation. “No, Marie-Claire. Even at the
last let us adhere to logic! These saints do not conquer; they destroy
us, that is all. The ruthless power of holiness is strong enough for
that, but it is not strong enough to hold me, not for one instant, in
subjection.”

“Ah, and must you still be playing, dear boy that was, at being a most
tremendous fellow?” she said, still smiling very tenderly. “Heaven will
destroy you, then: and this is the hour of your return, the hour which
I once prophesied, the hour which comes—so unportentously!—to end our
living. So let us not waste that hour in quibbles.”

“You are so practical,” he lamented, “and with all that is lovable
you combine such a dearth of admirable sentiments. In brief, you are
Puysange.”

She said pensively: “You were not lonely in my little time of
happiness. You would not ever have been lonely with me.”

“Have you divined that also, Marie-Claire? Yes, it has been lonely.
I have had many friends and wives and mistresses. Perhaps I have had
everything which life has to give—”

Florian sat looking moodily at two queer drawings done in red and black
upon the plaster of the wall: one represented a serpent swallowing
rods, the other a serpent crucified. Beneath these drawings was a dark
shining stone, and in its gleaming he saw figures move.

Florian turned, and said without any apparent emotion: “But I have
lived quite alone, with no comprehension of anyone, and with so much
distrust of everybody! And now it is too late.”

She considered this: she spread out her hands, smiling without mirth.
“Yes, it is too late, even with me. Nothing is left, where all was
yours once, Florian. I seem a husk. I do not either love or hate
you any longer. Only,”—again that dark blind staring puzzled over
him,—“only, it is not you who wait here in this fine black suit.”

That made him too smile, and shrug a little. “It is what remains of
me, my dear,—all that remains anywhere to-day. Such is the end of every
person’s youth and passion. I sometimes think that we reside in an
ill-managed place. For look, Marie-Claire!” He waved toward the window,
made up of very small panes of leaded glass, through which you saw the
first vaporous green of the low fruit trees and much sunshine. “Look,
Marie-Claire! spring is returning now, on every side. That seems so
tactless.”

But Marie-Claire replied, with more tolerance: “That is Their notion of
humor. I suppose it amuses the poor dears, so let us not complain.”

Then they fell to talking of other matters, and they spoke of shared
small happenings in that spring of eighteen years ago, talking quite at
random as one trifle reminded them of another. The son of Marie-Claire,
young Achille Cazaio, was away from home in the way of business: for
at seventeen he had just set up as a brigand, and he was at this time
only a hopeful apprentice in the trade through which he was to prosper
and to win success and some fame. So they were undisturbed; and Florian
that day saw nothing of the stripling bandit, whom gossip declared
remarkably to resemble his half-uncle.

And Florian stayed for some while in this neat sparsely furnished
room. He was content. At the bottom of his mind had always been the
knowledge that by and by he would return to Marie-Claire. Such
events as had happened since he left her, and the things that people
had said and thought and done because of him, and in particular the
responsibilities with which he had been entrusted,—his dukedom, his
wives, his order of the Holy Ghost, a whole château to do with whatever
he pleased,—were the materials of a joke which he was to share with his
sister some day, when the boy that had left her came back after having
hoodwinked so many persons into regarding him as mature and efficient
and unprincipled and all sorts of other amusing things. Marie-Claire
alone knew that this fourth Duke of Puysange was still the boy who had
loved her; and her blind gazing seemed always to penetrate the disguise.

Well! he had come back to her, to find that both of them were changed.
The fact was sad, because it seemed to him that boy and girl had been
rather wonderful. But it did not matter. Probably nothing mattered.
Meanwhile he was again with Marie-Claire. It was sufficient to be home
again, for the little while which remained before his destruction by
that pig-headed and meddlesome Hoprig. And Florian was content....

Toward mid-day Florian parted with his sister for the last time. He
found it rather appalling that neither she nor he was moved by this
leave-taking. Then he reflected: “But we are dead persons, dead a
great while ago. This is the calm of death.”

He saw that this was true, and got from it the comfort which he always
derived from logic.

Nevertheless, he went back very softly, and he peered through the door
he had left not quite closed. Marie-Claire now knelt before the dark
polished stone in whose gleaming moved figures.

“Lalle, Bachera, Magotte, Baphia—” she had begun.

Florian shrugged as, this time, he really went away from the house of
oak and plaster. He knew whom she invoked. But that did not matter
either. And in fact, for Marie-Claire to pass from him to that other
was profoundly logical.

_25._

_The Gander That Sang_

Florian followed the brook. Florian went hillward, walking upon what
seemed a long-ruined roadway. As he went upstream, the brook was to his
left hand: to his right was the hillside thick with trees. Florian,
whose familiarity with rural affairs was limited, was perforce content
to recognize among these trees the maples, the oaks, the pines and the
chestnuts.

“Only, I should by every precedent, now that I go to inevitable
destruction, be observing everything with unnatural vividness,” he
reflected: “and to have about me so many familiar looking but to me
anonymous trees and bushes makes my impression of the scenery quite
unbecomingly vague.”

Midges danced vexatiously about his face, and now and again he slapped
at them without gaining the least good. So much of the ruined roadway
had collapsed into the brook, in disorderly jumbles of stones and clay
and splintered slate, that what remained was very awkward to walk on:
your right foot was always so much higher up the hill than your left.
All was peculiarly still this afternoon: it startled you, when, as
happened once or twice, a grasshopper sprang out of your way, rising
from between your feet with vicious unexpected whirrings. That did not
seem wholly natural, in April.

Florian came at last to a log hut beside three trees. Here then was
the hermitage of Holy Hoprig, wherein Florian was to encounter the
unpredictable. Florian regarded this hut with disfavor. He had never
thought to be destroyed in such an unimpressive looking building.

He shrugged, he loosened Flamberge in the scabbard, he went forward,
and he pushed open the door. “Now if only,” he reflected, “I had the
height and the imposing appearance of Raoul!” Florian made the most of
every inch; and entered with the bearing becoming to a Duke of Puysange.

The hut was unoccupied, save that in one corner was a cage painted
brown; and inside this sat, upon a red silk cushion, a large gander.

“Do not disturb me,” said this bird, at once, “for I have had quite
enough to upset me already.”

Florian for an instant stayed silent and somewhat confused. For this
evidently was not the saint’s hermitage, and a talking gander seemed
not wholly natural. Then Florian recollected that Morven had always
been the home of sorcery. So Florian replied, with great civility, that
he had not meant to intrude, but merely happened to be passing. And
Florian then talked with this gander, who told of the quite disgusting
scene he had witnessed when a woman, riding upon a magic staff, had
come into the hut, and had there been delivered of a child.

“Children are not usually acquired so,” said the gander, “for as a
rule, a stork brings them, and that is a much nicer method.”

“But where,” said Florian, “is now this honorarium?”

“I do not know what that means,” the bird replied, “but I do know that
if it means anything objectionable it has almost certainly been in here
to-day to annoy me.”

And the bird told of how a dove had come and had carried off in its
beak the ring the woman had given it. He told how presently had come
a fine looking man with a shining about his head, not flying but
luxuriously riding through the air upon a gold cloud, with cherubs’
heads floating about him; and how the woman and the child had gone away
upon this same cloud, surrounded by, the gander thought, extremely
fretful looking cherubs.

“The whole affair has upset me very much,” said the gander, “for I was
composing, and I can never bear to be interrupted.”

And the gander sang to Florian of the proper way in which children
should be born and should live thereafter. About the glory of love and
the felicities of marriage, about patriotism and success in business
and about the high assurances of religion, the gander sang, and about
optimism and philanthropy and about the steady advancing of every kind
of social improvement. And of man that is the child and heir of God,
and of the splendor of man’s works, and of the magnanimity of human
nature, and of the wonder of man’s living upon earth, the gander sang
also.

“Parbleu, but let us be logical about this!” said Florian. “Your art is
very pleasing; but it embellishes a lazar-house with pastels. For human
living is not at all like the song you have made concerning it.”

“So much the worse for human living,” the gander answered. “It does not
bother me here in my cage. Besides, the purpose and the effect of my
singing, like that of all great singing, is to fill my fellows with a
sentiment of their importance as moral beings and of the greatness of
their destinies. So I do not mimic. I create.”

Florian looked at the gander for some while, and Florian sighed. This
creature too had in it nothing of the realist, Florian reflected,
and it preferred to live by its own code; but its æsthetic theories
coincided with Hoprig’s. And the hermitage of that—somehow—ambiguous
Hoprig was still to seek.

Florian left the imprisoned gander singing very gloriously, and Florian
went now across Morven, that place of abominable fame. These uplands
were thickly overgrown with a queer vine that had large oval leaves,
the green of which was mottled with red, somewhat like the skin of
snakes. Here also grew strawberry vines. As he walked this undergrowth
was continually catching in the buckles of Florian’s shoes. Everywhere
were inexplicable soft noises, and about his face danced a small cloud
of midges.

There was no other sign of life except that once five large black and
white birds rose from the ground immediately before him, seeming to
rise from between his feet as the grasshoppers had done. This did not
frighten Florian, exactly, but the suddenness of it, in this lonely
place, gave him a shock not wholly delightful. These birds, he saw,
had been feeding there upon the berries of a small bush, upon purple
berries which were about the size of a wren’s egg, and whose outer
sides had been pecked away by the birds, leaving the seeds exposed. All
this was natural enough until you reflected that in these latitudes no
bush produced berries as early as April.

Now toward twilight Florian came to clumps of big and vividly yellow
toad-stools, which seemed fat and poisonous and very evil. He passed
among these, breaking many of them with his feet, and reflecting
that the tiny screams which appeared to be uttered by these broken,
loathsomely soft things must be the cry of some other sort of queer
bird hidden somewhere near at hand. And he presently saw the appearance
of a man coming toward him, and about the head of this man was a
shining, as Florian perceived from afar, and was so assured that this
was Hoprig.

Florian went forward intrepidly, once he had loosened Flamberge in the
scabbard. But this was not Hoprig. It was, instead, an incredibly old
man in faded blue, who carried upon his arm an open basket filled with
small roots. At his heel came a blue and white dog. The old man looked
once at Florian, with peculiarly bright eyes, like the eyes of those
who had watched the Feast of the Wheel, and he passed without speaking.
The dog paused, and without making any noise, sniffed about Florian’s
legs once or twice, as if this inspection were a matter of duty, and
then followed this old man who had about his head a shining. It was
odd, but the dog made no noise when he sniffed thus close to you;
and neither the man in blue nor the blue and white dog made any least
noise as they passed through the thick and tangled vines underfoot; nor
did their passing at all move these vines which caught at the buckles
of Florian’s shoes so that he was continually tripping. These things
rendered it difficult to believe that the man and the dog could be
wholly natural.

And still those pertinacious midges danced before Florian’s eyes: and
he was tired of slapping at them without ever driving them away. Morven
did not appear a merry place, upon this the last day of April, as
Florian toiled through Morven’s thickening twilight, in search of Holy
Hoprig’s hermitage, wherein was now the child that Florian had need of.

_26._

_Husband and Wife_

Toward evening Florian came into the saint’s hermitage. Inside, it
proved a most comfortable hermitage, having walls builded of logs with
the interstices filled with plaster. It seemed rather luxuriously
furnished, to Florian’s glance, which took exact note of nothing more
specific than the skull upon the lectern and the three silver-gilt
candelabra. These twelve candles, as you came in from the twilight,
made the room quite cosy. Florian did not, however, look at the room’s
equipment with the interest he reserved for his wife.

Melior sat there, alone except for the newborn child in her lap. At the
sound of Florian’s entrance she had drawn the child closer, raising her
blue mantle about it in an involuntary movement of protection: and as
she faced him thus, Florian could see, without any especial interest,
that with motherhood all her lost beauty had returned. It seemed
inexplicable, but Melior was, if anything, more lovely than she had
ever been: it was probably one of Hoprig’s miracles: and Florian found
time to wonder why he should be, so unquestionably and so actively,
irritated by the sight of a person in everything so pleasing.

Neither spoke for a while.

“I thought that you would be here before long: and all I have to say
is that I wonder how you can look me in the face,” observed Melior,
at last. “Still, that you should be so bent upon your own destruction
that you have followed us even here, does, I confess, astonish me. Why,
Florian, have you no sense at all!”

“My dearest, you underestimate the power of paternal affection.”
Florian came to her, and gently uncovered the child’s face. The baby,
having supped, was asleep. Florian looked at it for a moment and
for yet another moment. He shrugged. “No: I am aware of none of the
appropriate emotions. The creature merely seems to me unfinished. Its
head, in particular, has been affixed most unsatisfactorily; and I
lament the general appearance of having been recently boiled. No, I
sacrifice little.”

Melior put the sleeping child into the cradle yonder, a cradle
which Florian supposed that Hoprig must have created extempore and
miraculously when a cradle was needed. It hardly seemed the most
natural appurtenance of an anchorite’s retreat.

Then Melior turned, and she regarded Florian with her maddening air of
dealing very patiently with an irrational person.

“Do you actually think, Florian, that, now, you can harm the little
pet? Florian, that is one fault you have, though I am far from saying
it is the only one. Still, as I so often think, no one of us is
perfect: and perpetual fault-finding never gets you anywhere, does
it? Even so, Florian, there is no denying you do not like to take a
common-sense view of the most self-evident facts when the facts are not
quite what you want them to be, and that much I feel I ought to tell
you frankly. Otherwise, Florian, you would comprehend at once that I
have only to cry out to St. Hoprig, who is back yonder chopping the
wood to cook our supper, after those cherubs were positively rude about
being asked to do it, and then he will blast you with a miracle.”

She had gone back to her outlandish mediæval clothing. He recognized,
now, the dreadful gown she was wearing the morning he first came to her
upon the mountain top,—that glaring, shiny, twinkling affair, which
reminded you of an Opera dancer’s costume in some spectacular ballet.
For a Duchess of Puysange to be thus preposterously attired was
unbecoming, and was in quite abominable taste.

“First, madame,” said Florian, with a vexed, rather tired sigh, “let us
explain matters. I have loved you since my boyhood, Melior, with a love
which no woman, I think, can understand. For I loved you worshipfully,
without hope, without any actual desire: and I loved you, by ill-luck,
with a whole-heartedness which has prevented my ever loving anything
else. It is droll that a little color and glitter and a few plump
curves, seen once and very briefly, should be able to make all other
things not quite worth troubling about. But the farce is old. They used
to call us nympholepts; and they fabled that the beauty which robbed us
of all normal human joys was divine. Well, I have no desire to discuss
the nature of divinity, madame, nor to bore you with any further
talking about what no woman understands. It suffices that I loved you
in this pre-eminently ridiculous fashion; and that a way was offered me
by which I might very incredibly win to you.”

To which Melior replied: “You mean about your bargaining with Janicot,
I suppose, and I am sure I never heard of such nonsense in my life.
Why, Florian, to think that the moment I let you out of my sight, even
if it was a little while before I first actually saw you, because that
does not in the least alter the principle of the thing,—quite apart
from its happening the same morning, anyhow,—that you should be mixing
yourself up with such people! It is positively incredible! But, as for
your supposing that I am going to let you and your Janicots lay one
finger on my precious lamb—!”

“Madame,” he replied, “let us be logical! I can conceive of no
possible reason why you should especially value this child. It may
be no more repulsive looking than other babies: that is a point upon
which I cannot pretend to speak with authority. But it is certainly
not in itself an attractive animal. And your acquaintance with it,
dating only from this morning, is far too brief to have permitted the
forming of any personal attachment. For the rest, this bargain with
Monsieur Janicot is an affair in which I have given my word. I can say
no more. It is in your power, of course, to summon my patron saint,
who, from what I know of him, will probably attempt to coerce me into
rank dishonesty; and in that case the issue remains doubtful. The
most probable outcome—need I say?—in view of his boasted proficiency
in blasting, cursing and smiting, seems my annihilation. Would you,
madame, who are of royal blood and are born of a race that is more than
human,—would you have me, on that account, hold back in an affair in
which my honor is involved?”

“Why, Florian, since you are asking my advice, I think it is not quite
nice to speak of the power of a saint as being at all doubtful. We both
know perfectly well that he would resent any impudence from you with a
palsy or an advanced case of leprosy or perhaps a thunderbolt, and make
things most unpleasant for everybody. And besides, it is just as well
to avoid the subject of doubtfulness, because after talking with your
other wives, I confess, Florian, that I have the very gravest doubts as
to what you are planning to have become of me.”

“You will vanish, madame, after the usual custom of your race. I am
sure I do not know whither the Léshy usually vanish.”

“I decline to vanish. Now that I am a Christian, Florian, I should
think that even you would know I must decline to take any part in any
such silly and irreligious proceedings—”

To which he answered patiently, “But I have given my word, madame.”

And still this obstinate woman clung to her pretence that he was
behaving irrationally. She said, with an effect of being almost sorry
for him:

“My poor Florian! now but let us be perfectly friendly about this. I am
disposed to bear no malice, because, as I so often think, what is the
odds? In the long run, I mean—”

“Madame, it is my misfortune never quite to know what you mean.”

“Why, I mean that we all make mistakes, and that it is to be expected,
and the least said about it, the soonest mended. Besides, as I was
telling you, I do not know of course who it was that first set women
upon a pedestal, and even if I did, I would be willing to overlook his
mistakes too—”

“But you have not been telling me about this over-imaginative unmarried
person! You were talking about malice and vanishing—”

“—Still, I certainly would not thank him, because I have had to pay for
that mistake, even more heavily than women do now. Ah, Florian, as I so
often think, it is always the woman who pays! For, you conceive, in my
first life, back at Brunbelois, I mean, in those perfectly awful days
of chivalry, I used to be worshipped, or at least that was what it came
to in practise, as a symbol of heavenly excellence—”

Florian said, with an attempt at gallantry, “I can well imagine—”

“Oh, it was without any actually personal application, you understand:
it was just that all ladies were regarded in that light. It was
considered that in making women Heaven had revealed the full extent
of Heaven’s powers. So they made us sit upon uncomfortable thrones at
their tournaments—”

“But,” Florian protested, “these honorable and extremely picturesque
customs—”

“My dear, that is all very well! but they used to last for a week
sometimes. And there we would have to sit, from six to seven hours a
day, with canopies but no cushions, and with no toilet conveniences,
and with nothing whatever to do except to watch them sticking and
poking and chopping one another in order to show how they respected
us,—though I could never understand just how that came in, because my
back hurt me too much, apart from my other troubles—”

“But as a symbol—” This horrible woman seemed resolved to leave him no
one last shred of his dream.

“It was not the symbolism I objected to, Florian, but the endless
inconvenience. The tournaments were only a part of it; and of course
even after them you could get liniment, and you soon learned not to
drink anything with your breakfast. But they walked off with your
sleeves and handkerchiefs, with or without your leave: and when you go
to put on your gloves, let me tell you, it is most annoying to find
that the other one is several miles away in somebody’s helmet—”

“Now,” Florian said, yet more and more shocked, “you illogically apply
prosaic standards to the entirely poetic attitude of chivalry—”

“Oh, as for their poetry, telling what marvelous creatures they thought
us, they were all over the place with it. That was trying enough in
the day-time: but when it came to being waked up long before dawn,
and prevented from getting a wink of beauty-sleep at night, by their
aubades and serenas about how wonderful you were, I do assure you, it
was really very tiresome—”

“I can see that.” Logic compelled the admission, however repulsive it
was to find a woman blundering into logic. “But, still, madame—”

“Yes, you can see that, Florian, now, because you now comprehend you
have been as foolishly exaggerative as any of them. Florian, you are a
romantic: and from the first that has been the trouble, because it was
that which made you fall in love with your notion of Melior. That was
just what you did, without even having talked with me—”

“Parbleu, but certainly it was without having heard you talk—”

“And as far as it went, it was quite nice of you, Florian, for you
appear even to have imperilled your soul—which, to be sure, must have
been in a rather dangerous way already,—through your desire to have
me for your wife. Nobody thinks of denying that was a very pretty
compliment, but, if you ask me, it was a mistake—”

This seemed to Florian such a masterpiece in the art of understatement
that he said almost sullenly, “We needs must love the highest—”

“Nonsense, Florian, I am far from being the highest. And so, let me
tell you, is any other woman. After a month or two of sleeping with
and mooning around me,—who, you must do me the justice to admit, never
laughed at you once, though I do not deny that I was tempted, for,
Florian, my dear, it seems only fair to tell you that at times you are
simply—! But then, it is not as if other men were very different—”

“Let us,” said Florian,—who was reflecting that he had never really
detested anybody before he met this woman,—“let us turn to more
profitable topics than masculine romanticism—”

“So you made the appalling discovery that I did not belong upon a
pedestal. That was inevitable, though I must say it was not as if I had
endeavored to hide it from you. And you resented it fiercely. That too,
I suppose, was only you romantic men all over, though it was just as
foolish as the mooning. And from what I can gather, you appear to have
been equally rash and—if you do not mind my saying so, dear,—equally
inconsiderate, in your treatment of your other wives. Though, to be
sure, whatever you could see in those women, even at the first—!”

“I am a Puysange. We are ardent—”

“In any event, it is not as if anything could be done about them now.
So, really, Florian, taking one consideration with another, I do not
see why, now that we have talked it over amicably, and you have more
or less explained yourself,—and, I am willing to believe, are quite
properly sorry,—we should not get on tolerably well. And about men I
say nothing, because one does want to be kind, but I doubt if any woman
anywhere really hopes for more than that when she marries.”

Melior had stopped talking. Not that fact alone had roused Florian to
chill amazement. He said, “You plan, madame—?”

“Why, first of all, I plan for both of us to appeal, in a suitably
religious and polite manner, to your patron saint. That is the plain
duty of a Christian. For if this Janicot has any real claim upon the
little darling, you surely must see how much nicer it would be, in
every way, for Hoprig to be working miracles against him instead of
smiting you with something unpleasant. And besides, I do not see how he
can have any real claim—”

Florian resolutely thrust aside the suspicion that this obstinate and
shiny and gross-minded woman was now planning, among other enormities,
to return to living with him. He said only:

“I am astounded. I am grieved. You would have me meanly crawl out of my
bargain by invoking the high powers of Heaven to help me in a swindle,
very much as one hears of dishonest persons repudiating fair debts
through the chicanery of a death-bed repentance. Pardieu, madame! since
you suggest such infamies, and since you will not hear reason, I can
but leave you, to defy this Hoprig to his ugly nose, and to perish, if
necessary, upon his woodpile with untarnished faith.”

He turned sadly from this woman who appeared to have no sense of
logic or honor, not even any elementary notion of fair-dealing. And
as Florian turned, he saw the door open, and through the doorway
came first an armful of faggots and behind it the flushed but still
benevolent face of Hoprig.

_27._

_The Forethought of Hoprig_

“Come now,” said St. Hoprig, as he laid down the wood, “but here is
that abominable ward of mine! and upon the point of defying me too!”
Whereon he shook hands cordially with Florian.

“Ah, but, monsieur,” said Florian, “be logical! We meet as enemies.”

“Frequently,” observed the saint, “that is the speediest way of
reaching a thorough understanding. I suppose that you have come about
your foolish bargain with Janicot.”

“Upon my word,” replied Florian, “but all my business affairs appear to
be well known to everybody upon Morven!”

The saint had turned to Melior, with a wise nod. “So, you perceive,
madame, our precautions were justified. Now, my dear son, do not worry
any more about your contract with the powers of evil, but off with your
things, and have some supper with us. For I have excellent news for
you. You were to sacrifice to Janicot the first child that you and
Madame Melior might have, and she was then to vanish. Your bargain is
void, or, rather, the terms have not yet been fulfilled.”

Florian looked forlornly at his wife, then toward the cradle, and he
said, “I fail to perceive the omission, Monsieur Hoprig.”

“Luckily for human society, my son, a great many persons are similarly
obtuse.”

“Ah,” said Florian, “but let us have no daring coruscations of wit
where plain talking is needed.”

“I must tell you, then,” the saint continued, “that, when my suspicions
were aroused at Brunbelois, I communicated with higher powers, and the
Recording Angel obliged me with a fair copy of your first interview
with Janicot. He objected to giving it: but I stood up for my rights
as a saint, and in the end, after some little unpleasantness, he did
give it. One really has to be firm with these angels, I find, in order
to get the least bit of service. After that, at all events, the way
to foil your wicked scheme was clear enough: in fact, it was the one
possible way to prevent, without open scandal, your begetting of a
child upon your wife for deplorable purposes. I advised the Princess to
follow this way, and to make sure before marrying you that you should
win to her embraces a bit too late to be the father of her child.”

“That seems to be unprecedented advice,” said Florian, sternly, “to
have come from a saint of the Calendar.”

He tried, at least, to speak sternly: but a dreadful thought had
smitten him, and Florian knew that he, who had wondered what people
meant when they talked about fear, had done with wondering.

“It was for your own good and eternal salvation,” observed Melior,
“though, to be sure, all men are like that, and, as I often think, the
more you do for them the less they seem to appreciate your trouble—”

Florian said only, “May I inquire, madame, without appearing unduly
intrusive, who was your collaborator in arranging this infant’s début?”

“Why, but of course she received all the necessary assistance,” replied
St. Hoprig, “from me. I never grudge the efforts necessary to a good
action of this sort: and all night long, my son, I labored cheerfully
for your salvation. For it was my plain duty as your celestial patron
to save you, at any cost, from falling into grave sin: and, besides,
it was a matter hardly to be entrusted to any other gentleman without
considerable possibilities of scandal.”

Florian looked from one to the other. “So it was to prevent scandal
that my wife and my patron saint have put together their heads: and
beauty and holiness—they also!—must combine to avoid offending against
the notions of the neighbors. You will permit the remark that here is
ambiguous logic.”

“Ah, but my dear,” replied Melior, “can you with logic deny that we did
it for your own good? So often, when affairs look wrong, if you will
just regard the spirit of the thing—”

“Madame,” said Florian, without unkindliness, “let us not argue about
that. I am sure you were persuaded as to the spirit of the thing, when
no doubt Monsieur Hoprig went into it at full length—”

Yet Florian spoke perturbedly, for in his heart remained despair and
terror. To find that he had been hoodwinked was not a discovery to
upset a person used to the ways of the world and of more wives than
he had ever married: to be hoodwinked was the métier of husbands.
Moreover, reflection had already suggested that the saint had followed
the honorable old tradition of various nations who deputed exactly the
task which Hoprig had spared Florian to their most holy persons.

Florian took snuff. With his chin well up, he inhaled luxuriously....

Yes, Florian reflected, there were priests everywhere,—the Brahmans of
Malabar, the Piaches of the Arawaks, the Dedes of Lycia, the Chodsas
of the Dersim uplands, and the Ankuts of the Esquimaux,—to all these
priests was formally relegated the performing of this task when a woman
was about to marry. Every part of the world wherein mankind remained
unspoiled by civilization, reflected Florian, afforded an exact and
honorable precedent: and he could advance no ground for complaint.
For one was logical. Certain physical reservations were made much of,
to be sure, in Holy Writ and in the sermons preached in convents to
auditories of schoolgirls. And this theory perhaps did no great harm.
But, after all, there was a grain of folly in this theory that to-day’s
letters still in the post contained of necessity more virtuous matter
than did yesterday’s letters, whose seals had been broken. No, let us
be logical about this theory.

He closed his snuff-box. The lid bore the portrait of poor Philippe.
He regretted Philippe, who had been destroyed with no real gain to
anybody. Florian slipped the box into his waistcoat pocket....

Hoprig’s painstaking forethought, then, gave a philosopher no ground
for wonder or dissatisfaction. But none the less, in the heart of
Florian was despair and terror. The terms of his bargain had not been
fulfilled, and the one course open to a gentleman who held by his word
was to go on living with his disenchanted princess for, at the very
least—he estimated, appalled,—another full year.

Florian extended his right hand, dusting the fingers one against the
other. He liked those long white fingers. But this was simply dreadful:
and he would have to speak now, he would have to say something. They
were both waiting. Negligently he straightened the Mechlin ruffles at
his throat....

Then with a riotous surge of joy, he recollected that the current
conventions of society afforded him a colorable pretext to provoke
the saint into annihilating him. As against continuing to live within
earshot of Melior’s insufferable jabbering,—as against a year of hourly
frettings under a gross-minded idiot’s blasphemies against the bright
and flawless shrine of beauty which she inhabited,—the everywhere
betrayed romantic had still the refuge of bodily destruction in this
world and damnation in the next. And all because of a graceful social
convention! all because of one of those fine notions which, precisely
as he had always contended, made human living among the amenities
of civilization so much more comely and more satisfying than was
the existence of such savages as lived ignobly with no guide except
common-sense. The Piaches and the Brahmans and the Ankuts were all
savages, and their obscene notions were wholly abominable.

“Madame,” said Florian, with his best dignity, “whatever the contrast
between the purity of your intentions and of your conduct, I shall
cling to the old simple faith of my ancestors. I am a Puysange. I do
not care for airdrawn abstractions, I do not palter with such dangerous
subtleties as you suggest. I act with the forthright simplicity which
becomes a gentleman, and I avenge my wounded honor.”

Whereupon, with due respect for the possible incandescence of a halo,
Florian struck Hoprig on the jaw.

“Now, holy Michael aid me!” cried the saint, and he closed upon
Florian, straightforwardly, without any miracle-working.

And as Hoprig spoke, there was a great peal of thunder. The crash, with
its long shuddering reverberations was utterly appalling, but Hoprig
was not appalled. Instead, he had drawn away from Florian, and Hoprig
was now smiling deprecatingly.

“Dear me!” the saint observed, “but I am always forgetting. And now, I
suppose, they will be vexed again.”

_28._

_Highly Ambiguous_

And then as the last shaken note of thunder died away, and as Melior
fell to comforting the awakened baby, a tall warrior entered. He
wore the most resplendent of ancient corselets, and embossed greaves
protected his legs, but no helmet hid his flaxen curls. He now laid
down an eight-sided shield, emblazoned argent with a cross gules, and
he rustled his wings rather indignantly.

“Really, Hoprig,” said the new-comer, “this is carrying matters
entirely too far; and you must not summon the princes of Heaven from
their affairs to take part in your fisticuffs.”

“What more can you expect, good Michael, of misguided efforts to make
saints of my people?”

This was a voice which was not unknown to Florian. And he saw that
Janicot too had come,—not in that unreserved condition in which Florian
had last seen him, but discreetly clothed and showing in everything
as the neat burgess of Florian’s first encounter. And it was evident
that this Janicot was not a stranger to St. Michael, either, when the
archangel answered:

“It is well enough for you to grin, but with us the matter is no joke.
This Hoprig has been duly canonized. When he invokes any of us we are
under formal obligations to minister unto him, for he is entitled to
all the perquisites of a saint: and he puts them to most inappropriate
uses. For I must tell you—”

“Come, Monseigneur St. Michael,” observed Hoprig, waving toward
Melior’s back, where she was comforting the mewing baby without the
least attention to anything else,—“come, let us remember that a lady is
present.”

“And for that matter, upon how many nights since you began going about
earth—But I shall say no more upon a topic so painful. It is sufficient
to state that the entire affair is most unsettling, and has displeased
those high in authority. The Church has canonized you, and we have of
course to stand by the Church, with which our relations have for some
while been, in the main, quite friendly. I do not deny that if anything
could have been done about you, just quietly—But we find the Church has
provided no method whatever for removing saints from the Calendar—”

“You might remove him from earth, however,” Janicot suggested,
helpfully. “A thunderbolt is not expensive.”

“It has been considered. But the effect, we believe, would not upon
the whole be salutary. It would discourage the pious in their efforts
toward sanctity to observe that bolt coming from, of all quarters,
heaven. Besides, as a saint, he must, directly after being killed,
ascend to eternal glory. You ought to understand that we would be the
last persons actually to hurry him.”

“I think I see,” said Janicot. “You are bound to stand by the Church as
faithfully as I do, if not through quite the same motives. Now, I hold
no brief for this saint. He has swindled me,—cleverly enough, but with
that lack of common honesty which as a rule lends ambiguity to pious
actions,—out of Madame Melior’s child. I name only the mother, because,
as I understand—?”

He had turned to Florian, and Janicot’s raised eyebrows were
sententious.

Florian answered them, “Yes, Monsieur Janicot; it appears that I have
acquired an increase of grace through works of supererogation.”

“Ah! and I had thought you were ardent! The child, in any event, is a
detail about which there is no hurry. I am not fond of children myself—”

And Florian marvelled. “Then, why—?”

“It is merely that my servants have a use for them. Yes, my servants
make them quite useful, by adding the juice of water parsnip and soot
and cinquefoil and some other ingredients. And I endeavor to supply my
servants’ needs. However!”—and Janicot waved the matter aside,—“when
I am beaten I acknowledge it. The disenchanted princess remains
yours: and I shall have no claim upon you until”—here Janicot smiled
again,—“until the great love between your wife and you has approached a
somewhat more authentic fruition.”

“Monsieur Janicot,” replied Florian, “you set the noble example of
confessing when one is beaten. I was very careful when we made the
compact which secured me this flawlessly beautiful lady as my wife. I
am no longer careful. I cannot live with her for another year, not for
a month, not for a half-hour! As you perceive, at the bare thought I
grow hysterical. I tell you I cannot face the thought that this is the
woman whom I have worshipped so long! I am a broken man, and I repent
of every crime I committed in order to get her. Therefore let us make a
second compact, my dear Monsieur Janicot, a compact by which she will
be taken away from me! And you may name your own terms.”

“Ah, but you are all alike!” sighed Janicot. “You palter and haggle
about the securing of your desires: but once you have your desires,
no price appears too high to rid you of them. I cannot understand my
people, and my failure quite to comprehend them troubles me: yet I
could have told you, Florian, the first day we met, that it would come
to this. But you were that droll creature the romantic, the man who
cherishes superhuman ideals. And I really cannot put up with ideals—”
Janicot ceased from talking half as if in meditation. He now glanced
from one to another of the company with a sort of friendly petulance.
“However, why is everybody looking so solemn? I like to have happy
faces about me.”

“It is well enough for you to philosophize and grin,” Michael
returned, in lordly indignation. “But grinning settles few religious
difficulties, and philosophy muddles them worse than ever. Yet, if
you ask why I look solemn, it is because this saint here has become a
scandal on earth, a nuisance in heaven, and an impossibility in hell.
And after all our conferences we can find no place for him anywhere
to-day.”

“Yet the affair is really very simple,” replied Janicot. “Let Hoprig
and Melior, and their child too, return to Brunbelois and to the old
time before he was a saint. Let them return to the high place and to
the old time that is overpast now everywhere except at Brunbelois. Thus
earth will be rid of your scandal-breeding saint, and Hoprig of his
halo and Florian of his threatened hysteria. And this Melior and this
Hoprig will no longer be real persons, but will once more blend into an
ancient legend of exceeding beauty and holiness. And nobody anywhere
will be dissatisfied. This I suggest because I like to have happy faces
about me, and happy faces everywhere, even in heaven.”

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Michael said: “You are subtle. That is not our strong point, of course.
Still, I really do wonder why, after so many conferences, we never
thought of such an obvious solution as to antedate him at Brunbelois.”

And Michael looked at Hoprig.

Hoprig smiled, benevolently as always, but not in the least
repentantly, and Hoprig said: “Why, after all, I have seen quite as
much of this modern world as interests a saint in the prime of life;
this halo certainly is, in ways we need not go into, sometimes in
inconvenience; and there is no real pleasure in being ministered unto
by unwilling angels. So that I am ready to leave it to the lady.”

Now Melior arose from beside the cradle, wherein the child was now once
more asleep. And Melior looked at Florian, without saying anything: but
she was smiling rather sadly; and Florian knew that nowhere in this
world, at any time, had there been any person more lovely than was his
disenchanted princess.

And Florian said: “A pest! but, in the name of earth and sky and
sea, in the name of Heaven and all the fiends, let this be done! For
the moment you are again a legend, madame, I shall recapture the dear
misery of my love for you and for that perfect beauty which should be
seen and not heard.”

“Indeed,” she replied, “I daresay that is the truth. So, for all our
sakes, Hoprig and I will go back to the time before I married you: and
then, on account of the baby, I suppose I will have to marry Hoprig,
who at least takes women as he finds them.”

“You speak, I assume, metaphorically,” observed the saint, “but, in any
case, I believe you exhibit good sense. So let us be going.”

Then Florian said farewell to Melior and to Hoprig also. Florian
had put aside his dapper look: he had quite lost his usual air of
tolerating a mixture of vexation and mirth: and for that moment he did
not show in anything as a jaunty little person of the very highest
fashion.

“Now that you two,” said Florian, “become again a legend and a symbol,
I can believe in and love and worship you once more. It is in vain,
it is with pitiable folly, that any man aspires to be bringing beauty
and holiness into his daily living. These things are excellent for
dilettanti to admire from afar. But they are not attainable, in any
quantity that suffices. We needs believe in beauty: and there needs
always flourish the notion that beauty exists in human living, so long
as memory transfigures what is past, and optimism what is to come. And
sometimes one finds beauty even in the hour which is passing, here and
there, at wide intervals: but it is mixed—as inextricably as is mixed
your speaking, bright-colored enemy of all romance,—with what is silly
and commonplace and trivial.”

“It seems so very vexatious,” Melior stated, as if from depths of long
deliberation, “when you can distinctly remember having brought your
hat, to be quite unable—Yes, go on talking, Florian. It is on the peg
by the door, and we are all listening.”

“And I would like to believe,” continued Florian, “that there is
holiness in human living; but I at least have always found this also
mixed with, I do not say hypocrisy, but ambiguity.... Mankind have
their good points, but—to my knowledge,—no firm claim of any sort on
admiration. I have been familiar with no person without finding that
intimacy made some liking inevitable and any real respect preposterous.
I deduce that in no virtue, and in no viciousness, does man excel:
his endowments, either way, are inadequate. So holiness and beauty
must remain to me just notions very pleasant to think about, and quite
harmless to aim at if you like, if only because such aiming makes no
noticeable difference anywhere. But they remain also unattained by
mortal living. I do not know why this should be the law. I merely know
that I overrode the law which says that only mediocrity may thrive in
any place; and that I have been punished, with derision and with too
clear seeing.”

“Yes, but,” said Janicot, “you are punishing everybody else with
verbosity—”

“I also can perceive no reason, my son,” declared St. Hoprig, “for
talking highflown bombast and attempting to drag an apologue from the
snarls of a most annoying affair. It should be sufficient to reflect
that your romantic hankerings have upset heaven, and have given rise—I
gather from the sneers of this brown fiend,—to unfavorable comment even
in hell. And there is simply no telling into what state my temple of
Llaw Gyffes may have got during the months you have held me in this
frivolous modern world.”

“Your temple of Llaw Gyffes!” said Florian, sadly. “But can it be,
monsieur, that, after having been a saint of the Calendar, now that you
return to heathen Brunbelois and the old time—?”

“My son, in any time,” Hoprig replied, “and in any place, my talents
are such as qualify me only for the best-thought-of church. My nature
craves stability and the support of tradition and of really nice
people. New faiths sometimes allure unthinking hot-heads like that
poor dear Horrig, but not ever me: for I find that any religion, when
once it is endowed and made respectable, works out in its effect
upon human living pretty much like any other religion. Meanwhile, of
course, one naturally prefers to retain a solid position in society.
So that really it does seem foolish to quarrel, in any time or place,
with the best-thought-of faith. No, Florian, creeds shift and alter in
everything except in promising salvation through church-work: but the
prelate remains immortal. And I will tell you another thing, Florian,
that you should remember when we are gone: and it is that all men and
all women are human beings, and that nothing can be done about it.” And
Hoprig at this point regarded Florian for some while with a sort of
pity. “In any case,” the saint said then, “do you look out for another
celestial patron, and for a second father in the spirit, now that
sunset approaches, and this is the last cloud going west.”

And Melior took up the still sleeping child, without saying anything,
but smiling very lovelily at Florian: and she and Hoprig entered into
a golden cloud, and these two went away from Florian forever. And they
went as a blurred shining: for Florian was recollecting a child’s
desire to be not in all unworthy of these bright, dear beings; and
Florian somewhat wistfully recalled that brave aspiring, and that glad
ignorance, which nothing now could ever reawaken any more.

_29._

_The Wonder Words_

“But now,” said Florian, “what now is to become of me, who have no
longer any standards of beauty and holiness?” And he looked expectantly
from Janicot to the archangel, and back again, to see when they would
begin their battling for possession of the Duke of Puysange. Both
spirits seemed almost unflatteringly unbellicose.

“I have no instructions about you,” replied Michael. “I did not come
hither in the way of official duty, but only at the summons of that
fellow—It is really a very great comfort to reflect that, now he has
gone back to the old time before he was canonized, he is no longer a
saint! Still, as for you, your ways have been atrocious, and it is
hardly doubtful that your end should be the same.”

Florian at that had out the magic sword Flamberge. “Then, Monseigneur
St. Michael, logic prompts one to make the best of this: and I entreat
that you do me the honor of crossing blades with me, so that I may
perish not ignobly.”

“Come,” Michael said, “so this shrimp challenges an archangel! That is
really a fine gesture.”

“Yes, there is spirit in this romantic,” Janicot declared. “It seems
to take the place of his intelligence. I cannot see it matters what
becomes of the creature, but, after all, old friends will welcome any
excuse to chat together. See, here is excellent wine in the saint’s
cupboard, and over a cup of it let us amicably decide what we should do
with this little Florian.”

“It is well thought of,” Michael estimated, “for I have been working
all day upon the new worlds behind Fomalhaut, with the air full of
comet dust. Yes, that rapscallion Hoprig fetched me a long way, and I
am thirsty.”

So these two sat down at the table to settle the fate of Florian.
Janicot poured for Florian also: and Florian took the proffered cup,
and a chair too, which he modestly placed against the log-and-plaster
wall at some distance from his judges.

Florian’s judges made an odd pair. For resplendent Michael showed in
everything as divine, and in his face was the untroubled magnanimity of
a great prince of Heaven. But Janicot had the appearance of a working
man, all a sober and practical brown, which would show no stains after
the performance of any necessary labor, and his face was the more
shrewd.

“First,” said Janicot, “let us drink. That is the proper beginning of
any dispute, for it makes each think his adversary a splendid fellow,
it promotes confidence and candor alike.”

“Nobody should lack confidence and candor when it comes to dealing with
sin,” replied Michael: and with one heroic draught he emptied his cup.

Florian sipped his more tentatively: for this seemed uncommonly queer
wine.

“Sin,” Janicot said now, as if in meditation, “is a fine and impressive
monosyllable.”

“Sin,” Michael said, with sternness, “is that which is forbidden by the
word of God.”

“But, to be sure!” Florian put in. “Sin is a very grave matter: and
to expiate it requires stained windows and candles and, above all,
repentance—”

“Ah, but a word,” said Janicot, “has no inherent meaning, it has
merely the significance a mutual agreement arbitrarily attaches to
that especial sound. Let me refill your cup, which I perceive to be
empty: and, Monsieur the Duke, do you stop talking to your judges. That
much—to resume,—is true of all words. And the word of your god has been
so variously pronounced, my good Michael, it has been so diversely
interpreted, that, really, men begin to wonder—”

“I did not sit down,” cried Michael, “to hear blasphemies, but to
settle the doom of this sinner. Nor will I chop logic with you. I am a
blunt soldier, and you are subtle. Yes, the world knows you are subtle,
but how far has your subtlety got you? Why, it has got you as far as
from heaven to hell.”

Florian vastly admired that just and pious summing-up as he leaned back
in his chair, and looked toward Janicot. Florian was feeling strangely
complacent, though, for Hoprig’s wine was extraordinarily potent tipple
to have come from the cupboard of a saint.

“Ah, friend,” returned Janicot, smiling, “and do you really put actual
faith in that sensational modern story that I was an angel who rebelled
against your Jahveh?”

“It was before my time, of course,” Michael conceded. “I only know
that my Lord created me with orders to conquer you, who call yourself
the Prince of this World. So I did this, though, to give the devil his
due, it was no easy task. But that is far-off stuff: a soldier bears no
malice when the fighting is over: and I drink to you.”

“Your health, bright adversary! Yet what if I were not conquered, but
merely patient? Why should not I, who have outlived so many gods,
remain as patient under the passing of this tribal god come out of
Israel as I stayed once under Baal and Beltane? Both of these have had
their adorers and tall temples hereabouts: and Mithra and Zeus and
Osiris and I know not how many thousands of other beautiful and holy
deities have had their dole of worship and neglect and oblivion. Now I
have never been omnipotent, I am not worshipped in any shining temple
even to-day; but always I have been served.”

Florian, through half-closed eyelids,—for he felt a trifle drowsy after
that extraordinary wine,—was admiring the curious proud look which
had come into the brown face of Janicot. Florian began complacently
to allow this fiend had his redeeming points. This Janicot was quite
distinguished looking.

“For I,” said Janicot, “am the Prince of this World, not to be ousted:
and I have in my time, good Michael, had need to practise patience.
You think with awed reverence of your Jahveh: and that in your station
is commendable. Yet you should remember, too, that to me, who saw but
yesterday your Jahveh’s start in life as a local storm-god upon Sinai,
he is just the latest of many thousands of adversaries whom I have seen
triumph and pass while I stayed patient under all temporary annoyances.
For in heaven they keep changing dynasties, and every transient ruler
of heaven is bent upon making laws for my little kingdom. Oh, I blame
nobody! The desire is natural in omnipotence: and many of these laws I
have admired, as academic exercises. The trouble seemed to be that they
were drawn up in heaven, where there is nothing quite like the nature
of my people—”

“A very sinful people!” said Michael.

“There, as in so many points, bright adversary, our opinions differ.
You perceive only that they are not what, in accordance with your
master’s theories, they ought to be. I am more practical: I accept them
as they are, and I make no complaint. That which you call their lust
and wantonness, I know to be fertility—” And Janicot spread out both
hands. “But it is an old tale. God after god has set rules to bridle
and to change the nature of my people. Meanwhile I do not meddle with
their natures, I urge them to live in concord with their natures,
and to make the most of my kingdom. To be content and to keep me
well supplied with subjects, is all that any reasonable prince would
require. And as for sin, I have admitted it is a fine word. But the
wages of sin—in any event, very often,” said Janicot, and with a smile
he illuminated the parenthesis,—“is life.”

“To all this,” said Michael, extending his empty cup, “the answer is
simple. You are evil, and you lie.”

“Before your days, before there were men like those of to-day,” said
Janicot, indulgently, as he poured sombre wine, “and when the dwarf
peoples served me in secret places, even they had other official
gods. When your Jahveh is forgotten, men will yet serve me, if but
in secrecy. Creeds pass, my friend, just as that little Hoprig said.
And it is true, too, that the prelate remains always, as my technical
opponent. But the lingham and the yoni do not pass, they do not change,
they keep their strong control of all that lives: and these serve me
alone.”

“If my Lord passes,” Michael answered, very nobly and very simply,
“I pass with Him. We that love Him could then desire no other fate.
Meanwhile I have faith in Him, and in His power and in His wisdom, and
my faith contents me.”

“Faith!” Janicot said, rather wistfully. “Ah, there we encounter
another fine word, a wonder word: and I admit that your anodyne
is potent. But it is not to my taste. However, this wine here is
emphatically to my taste. So let us drink!”

“It is a good wine. But it begets a treacherous softness of heart and
an unsuitable, a quite un-Hebraic tendency to let bygones be bygones. I
mean, unsuitable for one in my service. For, after all, old adversary,
without intending any disrespect, of course, we were originally for
martial law and military strictness, for smiting hip and thigh when
the least thing went wrong: and in spite of our recent coming over to
these new Christian doctrines—And, by the way, that reminds me of this
sinner here. We seem to keep wandering from the point.”

They had looked toward Florian, who discreetly remained lying back in
his chair, watching them between nearly closed lids.

“Indeed, we have so utterly neglected him that he has gone to sleep. So
let us drink, and be at ease,” said Janicot, “now that we are relieved
of his eavesdropping. This little Florian annoys me, rather. For he
makes something too much of logic: so he rebels against your creed of
faith and of set laws to be obeyed, asking Why? Did you never hear
the creature crying out, Let us be logical! in, of all places, this
universe? And he rebels against my creed, which he believes a mere
affair of the lingham and the yoni, saying This is not enough. Such
men as he continue to dream, my friend, and I confess such men are
dangerous: for they obstinately aspire toward a perfectibility that
does not exist, they will be content with nothing else; and when your
master and I do not satisfy the desire which is in their dreams, they
draw their appalling logical conclusions. To that humiliation, such as
it is, I answer Drink! For the Oracle of Bacbuc also—that oracle which
the little curé of Meudon was not alone in misunderstanding,—that
oracle speaks the true wonder word.”

Michael had listened, with one elbow on the table, and with one hand
propping his chin. Michael had listened with a queer mingling, in his
frank face, of admiration and distrust.

The archangel now slightly raised his head, just free of his hand, and
he asked rather scornfully, “But what have we to do with their dreams?”

“A great deal. Men go enslaved by this dream of beauty: but never yet
have they sought to embody it, whether in their wives or in their
equally droll works of art, without imperfect results, without results
that were maddening to the dreamer. Men are resolved to know that
which they may whole-heartedly worship. No, they are not bent upon
emulating what they worship: it is, rather, that holiness also is a
dream which allures mankind resistlessly. But thus far,—by your leave,
good Michael,—they have found nothing to worship which bears logical
inspection much better than does Hoprig. The dangerous part of all this
is that men, none the less, still go on dreaming.”

“They might be worse employed.” Michael himself refilled his cup. “For
I could tell you—”

“Pray spare my blushes! Yes, they obstinately go on dreaming. Your
master is strong, as yet, and I too am strong, but neither of us is
strong enough to control men’s dreams. Now, the dreaming of men—mark
you, I do not say of humankind, for women are rational creatures,—has
an aspiring which is ruthless. It goes beyond decency, it aspires
to more of perfectibility than any god has yet been able to provide
or even to live up to. So this quite insane aspiring first sets up
beautiful and holy gods in heaven, then in the dock; and, judging all
by human logic, decrees this god not to be good enough. Thus their
logic has dealt with Baal and Beltane and Mithra; thus it will deal—”
Janicot very courteously waved a brown and workmanlike hand. “But let
us not dwell upon reflections that you may perhaps find unpleasant. In
the meanwhile, me too this human dreaming thrusts aside, as not good
enough.”

It was plain that Michael distrusted Janicot in all and yet in some
sort admired him most unwillingly. Michael asked, with a reserved
smiling, “What follows, O subtle one?”

“It follows that all gods must pass until—perhaps—a god be found who
satisfies the requirements of this disastrously exigent human dreaming.
It follows that I must perforce go quietly about my kingdom because
of this insane toplofty dreaming.” And Janicot sighed. “Yes, it is
humiliating: but I also have my anodyne, I have my wonder word. And it
is Drink!”

“Of course it would be,” Michael replied, with the most dignified of
hiccoughs, “since drunkenness is a particularly low form of sin.”

“The drinking I advocate is not merely of the grape. No, it is from the
cup of space that I would have all drink, accepting all that is, in one
fearless draught. Some day, it may be, my people here will attain to
my doctrine: and even these fretful little men will see that life and
death, and the nature of their dreams, and of their bodies also, are
but ingredients in a cup from which the wise drink fearlessly.”

Janicot had risen now. He came toward Florian, and stood there, looking
down. And Florian discreetly continued his mimicry of untroubled
slumber.

“Meanwhile he does not drink, he merely dreams, this little Florian. He
dreams of beauty and of holiness fetched back by him to an earth which
everywhere fell short of his wishes, fetched down by him intrepidly
from that imagined high place where men attain to their insane desires.
He dreams of aspiring and joy and color and suffering and unreason, and
of those quaint taboos which you and he call sin, as being separate
things, not seeing how all blends in one vast cup. Nor does he see, as
yet, that this blending is very beautiful when properly regarded, and
very holy when approached without human self-conceit. What would you
have, good Michael? He and his like remain as yet just fretted children
a little rashly hungry for excitement.”

Michael stood now beside Janicot. Michael also was looking at Florian,
not unkindlily.

“Yes,” Michael said. “Yes, that is true. He is yet a child.”

Then the two faces which bent over Florian were somehow blended into
one face, and Florian knew that these two beings had melted into one
person, and that this person was prodding him very gently.

_30._

_The Errant Child_

His father, after all these years, was still wearing the blue stockings
with gold clocks. Florian noted that first, because his father’s foot
was gently prodding Florian into wakefulness, as Florian’s father sat
there under the little tree from the East. Beyond the Duke’s smiling
countenance, beyond the face which was at once the face of Michael and
of Janicot, Florian could now see a criss-crossery of stripped boughs,
each one of which was tipped with a small bud of green.

“Come, lazibones, but you will get your death of cold, sleeping here on
the bare ground, at harvest-time.”

“At harvest-time—I have been dreaming—” Florian sat erect, rubbing at
his eyes with a hand whose smallness he instantly noted with wonder.
The ground, too, seemed surprisingly close to him, the grass blades
looked bigger than was natural. He could feel sinking away from him
such childish notions about God and wickedness, and about being a grown
man, as the little boy—who was he, as he now recollected,—had blended
in his callow dreaming: and Florian sat there blinking innocent and
puzzled eyes. He was safe back again, he reflected, in the seventeenth
century: Louis Quatorze was King once more: and all the virtues were
again modish. And this really must be harvest-time, for the sleek
country of Poictesme appeared inexpressibly asleep, wrapped in a
mellowing haze.

Florian said, “It was a very queer dream, monsieur my father—”

“A pleasant dream, however, I hope, my son. No other sort of dream
is worth inducing by sleeping under what, they used to tell me, is a
charmed tree, and by using for your pillow a book that at least is
charming.”

And the Duke pointed to the book by Monsieur Perrault of the Academy,
in which Florian had that very morning read with approving interest
about the abominable Bluebeard and about the Cat with Boots and about
the Sleeping Beauty and about Cendrillon and about a variety of other
delightful persons.

But Florian just now was not for fairy tales, rather all his thoughts
still clung to his queer dream. And the child said, frowning:

“It was pleasant enough. But it was puzzling. For there were beautiful
ladies that nobody could stand living with, and a saint that was an
out-and-out fraud, and”—Florian slightly hesitated,—“and a wicked man,
as bad almost as Komorre the Cursed, that did everything he wanted to,
without ever being exactly punished, or satisfied either—”

“Behold now,” Monsieur de Puysange lamented, “how appalling are the
advances of this modern pessimism! My own child, at ten, advises
me that beauty and holiness are delusions, and that not even in
untrammeled wickedness is to be found contentment.”

“No: that was not the moral of my dream. That is what bothers me,
monsieur my father. There was not any moral: and nothing seemed to be
leading up to anything else in particular. I seemed to live a long
while, monsieur my father, I had got to be thirty-six and over, without
finding any logic and reasonableness anywhere—”

“Doubtless, at that advanced age, your faculties were blunted, and you
had become senile—”

“—And the people that wanted things did not want them any longer once
they had got them. They seemed rather to dislike them—”

“From your pronominal disorder,” the Duke stated, “I can deduce fancies
which are not a novelty here in Poictesme. Such was the crying, in a
somewhat more poetic and grammatical version, of our reputed begetters,
men say,—of Dom Manuel and of Jurgen also,—in the old days before there
was ever a Puysange.”

“Yes, but that was so long ago! when people were hardly civilised.
And what with all the changes that have been since then—! Well,
but it really seems to me, monsieur my father, that—just taking it
logically,—now that we have almost reached the eighteenth century, and
all the nations have signed that treaty at Ryswick to prevent there
ever being any more wars, and people are riding about peaceably in
sedan chairs, and are living in America, and even some of the peasants
have glass windows in their houses—”

“Undoubtedly,” said the Duke, “we live in an age of invention and of
such material luxury as the world has never known. All wonders of
science have been made our servants. War, yesterday our normal arbiter,
has now become irrational, even to the most unreflective, since one
army simply annihilates the other with these modern cannons that shoot
for hundreds of feet. To cross the trackless Atlantic is now but the
affair of a month or two in our swift sailing ships. And we trap and
slaughter even the huge whale to the end that we, ignoring the sun’s
whims, may loan to nights of feverish dissipation the brilliancy of
afternoon, with our oillamps. We have perhaps exhausted the secrets of
material nature. And in intellectual matters too we have progressed.
Yet all progress, I would have you note, is directed by wise persons
who discreetly observe the great law of living—”

“And what is that law, monsieur my father?”

“Thou shalt not offend,” the Duke replied, “against the notions of
thy neighbor. Now to the honoring of this law the wise person will
bring more of earnestness than he will bring to the weighing of
discrepancies between facts and well-thought-of ideas about these
facts. So, at most, he will laugh, he will perhaps cast an oblique jest
with studied carelessness: and he will then pass on, upon the one way
that is safe—for him,—without ever really considering the gaucherie of
regarding life too seriously. And his less daring fellows will follow
him by and by, upon the road which they were going to take in any
event. That is progress.”

“Thou shalt not offend against the notions of thy neighbor!” Florian
repeated. “Yes, I remember. That was a part of my dream, too.” He was
silent for an instant, glancing eastward beyond the gardens of his
home. The thronged trees of Acaire, as Florian now saw them just beyond
that low red wall, seemed to have golden powder scattered over them, a
powder which they stayed too motionless to shake off. “But—in my dream,
you know,— that had been learned by living wickedly. And you have
always taught Little Brother and me to be very good and religious—”

“My son, my son! and have I reared an errant child, an actual atheist,
who doubts that in the next world also we have—a Neighbor?”

“Do you mean the good God, monsieur my father?”

“Eh,” said the Duke, “I would distinguish, I would avoid
anthropomorphology, I would speak here with exactness. I mean that
in this world we must live always in subjection to notions which a
moment’s thought shows always to be irrational; and that nothing
anywhere attests the designer of this world, however high His place or
whatever His proper title, to be swayed at all by what we describe as
justice and logic.”

“I can see that,” said Florian: “though I have been thinking about
another sort of high place—”

But the Duke was still speaking: and now, to Florian’s ear, his
father’s tone was somewhat of a piece with this sun-steeped and
tranquil and ineffably lazy October afternoon, which seemed to show the
world as over-satisfied with the done year’s achievements.

“So life, my son, must always display, to him who rashly elects to
think about it, just the incoherency and the inconclusiveness of
a child’s dreammaking. No doubt, this is to be explained by our
obtuseness: I design, in any event, no impiety, for to be impious is
unwise. I merely mean that I assume Someone also to be our neighbor,
in His high place, and that I think His notions also should be treated
with respect.”

“I see,” said Florian. But all that was youthful in him seemed to stir
in dim dissent from unambitious aims.

“I mean, in short, that the wise person will conform—with, it may be, a
permissible shrug,—to each and every notion that is affected by those
neighbors whose strength is greater than his. I would also suggest
that, if only for the sake of his own comfort, the wise person will
cultivate a belief that these notions, however incomprehensible, may
none the less be intelligent and well-meaning.”

“I see,” the boy said, yet again. He spoke abstractedly, for he was now
thinking of brown Janicot and of resplendent Monseigneur St. Michael,
in that queer dream. His father appeared in some sort to agree with
both of them.

And as the Duke continued, speaking slowly, and with something of the
languor of this surrounding autumnal world,—which seemed to strive
toward no larger upshots than the ripening of grains and fruits,—it
occurred to Florian, for the first time in Florian’s life, that this
always smiling father of his was, under so many graces, an uneasy and
baffled person.

The Duke said: “To submit is the great lesson. I too was once a
dreamer: and in dreams there are lessons. But to submit, without
dreaming any more, is the great lesson; to submit, without either
understanding or repining, and without demanding of life too much of
beauty or of holiness, and without shirking the fact that this universe
is under no least bond ever to grant us, upon either side of the grave,
our desires. To do that, my son, does not satisfy and probably will not
ever satisfy a Puysange. But to do that is wisdom.”

The boy for some while considered this. He considered, too, the
enigmatic, just half-serious face of his father, the face that was
at once the face of Michael and of Janicot. To accept things as they
were, in this world which was now going to sleep as if the providing
of food-stuffs and the fodder for people’s cattle were enough; and to
have faith without reasoning over-logically about it: all these grown
persons seemed enleagued to proffer him this stupid and unaspiring
advice.

But Florian, at ten, had learned to humor the notions of his elders. So
he said affably, if not quite without visible doubtfulness, “I see....”

EXPLICIT

It is gratifying to relate that, in a world wherein most moral lessons
go to waste, young Florian duly honored the teaching of his dream.
Therefore, as the boy grew toward maturity, he reduplicated in action
all the crimes he had committed in fancy, and was appropriately
grateful for his fore-knowledge that all would turn out well. But,
when he had reached the thirty-sixth year of his living and the fourth
chapter of this history, he then, at the conclusion of his talking
with Marie-Claire Cazaio, decorously crossed himself, and he shrugged.

“Let sleeping ideals lie,” said Florian: “for over-high and
over-earnest desires are inadvisable.”

Thereafter he rode, not into Acaire, but toward the Duardenez. He
forded this river uneventfully; and four days later, at Storisende,
was married, _en cinquièmes noces_, to Mademoiselle Louise de Nérac.

It is likewise pleasant to know that this couple lived together in
an amity sufficient to result in the begetting of three daughters,
and to permit, when the fourth Duke of Puysange most piously and
edifyingly quitted this life, in the November of 1736, the survival
of his widow.... The moral of all which seems to be that no word of
this book, after the fourth chapter, need anybody regard with any
least seriousness, unless you chance to be one of those discomfortable
folk who contend that a fact is something which actually, but only,
happens. A truth—so these will tell you,—does not merely “happen,”
because truth is unfortuitous and immortal. This rather sweeping
statement ought to be denied—outright—by none who believe that
immortals go about our world invisibly.

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