Home
  By Author [ A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z |  Other Symbols ]
  By Title [ A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z |  Other Symbols ]
  By Language
all Classics books content using ISYS

Download this book: [ ASCII | HTML | PDF ]

Look for this book on Amazon


We have new books nearly every day.
If you would like a news letter once a week or once a month
fill out this form and we will give you a summary of the books for that week or month by email.

Title: Blister Jones
Author: Foote, John Taintor, 1881-1950
Language: English
As this book started as an ASCII text book there are no pictures available.
Copyright Status: Not copyrighted in the United States. If you live elsewhere check the laws of your country before downloading this ebook. See comments about copyright issues at end of book.

*** Start of this Doctrine Publishing Corporation Digital Book "Blister Jones" ***

This book is indexed by ISYS Web Indexing system to allow the reader find any word or number within the document.



[Frontispiece: "Micky's standin' in the track leanin' against
Hamilton."]



BLISTER JONES


By

JOHN TAINTOR FOOTE



ILLUSTRATED BY

JAY HAMBIDGE



INDIANAPOLIS

THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY

PUBLISHERS



COPYRIGHT 1913

THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY



I dedicate this, my first book, with awe and the deepest affection, to
Mulvaney--Mowgil--Kim, and all the wonderful rest of them.

J. T. F.



A certain magazine, that shall be nameless, I read every month.  Not
because its pale contents, largely furnished by worthy ladies, contain
many red corpuscles, but because as a child I saw its numbers lying
upon the table in the "library," as much a part of that table as the
big vase lamp that glowed above it.

My father and mother read the magazine with much enjoyment, for,
doubtless, when its editor was young, the precious prose and poetry of
Araminta Perkins and her ilk satisfied him not at all.

Therefore, in memory of days that will never come again, I read this
old favorite; sometimes--I must confess it--with pain.

It chanced that a story about horses--aye, race horses--was approved
and sanctified by the august editor.

This story, when I found it sandwiched between _Jane Somebody's
Impressions Upon Seeing an Italian Hedge_, and three verses entitled
_Resurgam_, or something like that, I straightway bore to "Blister"
Jones, horse-trainer by profession and gentleman by instinct.

"What that guy don't know about a hoss would fill a book," was his
comment after I had read him the story.

I rather agreed with this opinion and so--here is the book.



  THE THOROUGHBRED

  Lead him away!--his day is done,
    His satin coat and velvet eye
  Are dimmed as moonlight in the sun
    Is lost upon the sky.

  Lead him away!--his rival stands
    A calf of shiny gold;
  His masters kneel with lifted hands
    To this base thing and bold.

  Lead him away!--far down the past,
    Where sentiment has fled;
  But, gentlemen, just at the last,
    Drink deep!--_the thoroughbred_!



CONTENTS


    I  Blister
   II  Two Ringers
  III  Wanted--a Rainbow
   IV  Salvation
    V  A Tip in Time
   VI  Très Jolie
  VII  Ole Man Sanford
 VIII  Class
   IX  Exit Butsy
    X  The Big Train



ILLUSTRATIONS


"Micky's standin' in the track leanin' against
  Hamilton" . . . . . . _Frontispiece_

"Très Jolie!" he shrieked.

"I see the Elefant stamp him."



BLISTER JONES


BLISTER

How my old-young friend "Blister" Jones acquired his remarkable
nickname, I learned one cloudless morning late in June.

Our chairs were tipped against number 84 in the curving line of
box-stalls at Latonia.  Down the sweep of whitewashed stalls the upper
doors were yawning wide, and from many of these openings, velvet black
in the sunlight, sleek snaky heads protruded.

My head rested in the center of the lower door of 84.  From time to
time a warm moist breath, accompanied by a gigantic sigh, would play
against the back of my neck; or my hat would be pushed a bit farther
over my eyes by a wrinkling muzzle--for Tambourine, gazing out into the
green of the center-field, felt a vague longing and wished to tell me
about it.

The track, a broad tawny ribbon with a lace-work edging of white fence,
was before us; the "upper-turn" with its striped five-eighths pole, not
fifty feet away.  Some men came and set up the starting device at this
red and white pole, and I asked Blister to explain to me just what it
meant.

"Goin' to school two-year-olds at the barrier," he explained.  And
presently--mincing, sidling, making futile leaps to get away, the boys
on their backs standing clear above them in the short stirrups--a band
of deer-like young thoroughbreds assembled, thirty feet or so from the
barrier.

Then there was trouble.  Those sweet young things performed, with the
rapidity of thought, every lawless act known to the equine brain.  They
reared.  They plunged.  They bucked.  They spun.  They surged together.
They scattered like startled quail.  I heard squeals, and saw vicious
shiny hoofs lash out in every direction; and the dust spun a yellow
haze over it all.

"Those jockeys will be killed!"  I gasped.

"Jockeys!" exclaimed Blister contemptuously.  "Them ain't
jockeys--they're exercise-boys.  Do you think a jock would school a
two-year-old?"

A man, who Blister said was a trainer, stood on the fence and acted as
starter.  Language came from this person in volcanic blasts, and the
seething mass, where infant education was brewing, boiled and boiled
again.

"That bay filly's a nice-lookin' trick, Four Eyes!" said Blister,
pointing out a two-year-old standing somewhat apart from the rest.
"She's by Hamilton 'n' her dam's Alberta, by Seminole."

The bay filly, I soon observed, had more than beauty--she was so
obviously the outcome of a splendid and selected ancestry.  Even her
manners were aristocratic.  She faced the barrier with quiet dignity
and took no part in the whirling riot except to move disdainfully aside
when it threatened to engulf her.  I turned to Blister and found him
gazing at the filly with a far-away look in his eyes.

"Ole Alberta was a grand mare," he said presently.  "I see her get away
last in the Crescent City Derby 'n' be ten len'ths back at the quarter.
But she come from nowhere, collared ole Stonebrook in the stretch,
looked him in the eye the last eighth 'n' outgamed him at the wire.
She has a hundred 'n' thirty pounds up at that.

"Ole Alberta dies when she has this filly," he went on after a pause.
"Judge Dillon, over near Lexington, owned her, 'n' Mrs. Dillon brings
the filly up on the bottle.  See how nice that filly stands?  Handled
every day since she was foaled, 'n' never had a cross word.  Sugar
every mawnin' from Mrs. Dillon.  That's way to learn a colt somethin'."

At last the colts were formed into a disorderly line.

"Now, boys, you've got a chance--come on with 'em!" bellowed the
starter.  "Not too fast . . ." he cautioned.  "Awl-r-r-right . . . let
'em go-o-!"

They were off like rockets as the barrier shot up, and the bay filly
flashed into the lead.  Her slender legs seemed to bear her as though
on the breast of the wind.  She did not run--she floated--yet the gap
between herself and her struggling schoolmates grew ever wider.

"Oh, you Alberta!" breathed Blister.  Then his tone changed.  "Most of
these wise Ikes talk about the sire of a colt, but I'll take a good dam
all the time for mine!"

Standing on my chair, I watched the colts finish their run, the filly
well in front.

"She's a wonder!" I exclaimed, resuming my seat.

"She acts like she'll deliver the goods," Blister conceded.  "She's got
a lot of step, but it takes more'n that to make a race hoss.  We'll
know about _her_ when she goes the route, carryin' weight against
class."

The colts were now being led to their quarters by stable-boys.  When
the boy leading the winner passed, he threw us a triumphant smile.

"I guess she's bad!" he opined.

"Some baby," Blister admitted.  Then with disgust: "They've hung a
fierce name on her though."

"Ain't it the truth!" agreed the boy.

"What _is_ her name?" I asked, when the pair had gone by.

"They call her Trez Jolly," said Blister.  "Now, ain't that a hell of a
name?  I like a name you can kind-a warble."  He had pronounced the
French phrase exactly as it is written, with an effort at the "J"
following the sibilant.

"Très Jolie--it's French," I explained, and gave him the meaning and
proper pronunciation.

"Traysyolee!" he repeated after me.  "Say, I'm a rube right.
Tra-aysyole-e in the stretch byano-o-se!" he intoned with gusto.  "You
can warble that!" he exclaimed.

"I don't think much of Blister--for beauty," I said.  "Of course, that
isn't your real name."

"No; I had another once," he replied evasively.  "But I never hears it
much.  The old woman calls me 'thatdambrat,' 'n' the old man the same,
only more so.  I gets Blister handed to me by the bunch one winter at
the New Awlin' meetin'."

"How?" I inquired.

"Wait till I get the makin's 'n' I'll tell you," he said, as he got up
and entered a stall.

"One winter I'm swipin' fur Jameson," he began, when he returned with
tobacco and papers.  "We ships to New Awlins early that fall.  We have
twelve dogs--half of 'em hop-heads 'n' the other half dinks.

"In them days I ain't much bigger 'n a peanut, but I sure thinks I'm a
clever guy.  I figger they ain't a gazabo on the track can hand it to
me.

"One mawnin' there's a bunch of us ginnies settin' on the fence at the
wire, watchin' the work-outs.  Some trainers 'n' owners is standin' on
the track rag-chewin'.

"A bird owned by Cal Davis is finishin' a mile-'n'-a-quarter, under
wraps, in scan'lous fast time.  Cal is standin' at the finish with his
clock in his hand lookin' real contented.  All of a sudden the bird
makes a stagger, goes to his knees 'n' chucks the boy over his head.
His swipe runs out 'n' grabs the bird 'n' leads him in a-limpin'.

"Say!  That bird's right-front tendon is bowed like a barrel stave!

"This Cal Davis is a big owner.  He's got all kinds of kale--'n' he
don't fool with dinks.  He gives one look at the bowed tendon.

"'Anybody that'll lead this hoss off the track, gets him 'n' a month's
feed,' he says.

"Before you could spit I has that bird by the head.  His swipe ain't
goin' to let go of him, but Cal says: 'Turn him loose, boy!'  'N' I'm
on my way with the bird.

"That's the first one I ever owns.  Jameson loans me a stall fur him.
That night a ginnie comes over from Cal's barn with two bags of oats in
a wheelbarrow.

"A newspaper guy finds out about the deal, 'n' writes it up so
everybody is hep to me playin' owner.  One day I see the starter point
me out to Colonel King, who's the main squeeze in the judge's stand,
'n' they both laugh.

"I've got all winter before we has to ship, 'n' believe me I sweat some
over this bird.  I done everythin' to that tendon, except make a new
one.  In a month I has it in such shape he don't limp, 'n' I begins to
stick mile gallops 'n' short breezers into him.  He has to wear a stiff
bandage on the dinky leg, 'n' I puts one on the left-fore, too--it
looks better.

"It ain't so long till I has this bird cherry ripe.  He'll take a-holt
awful strong right at the end of a stiff mile.  One day I turns him
loose, fur three-eighths, 'n' he runs it so fast he makes me dizzy.

"I know he's good, but I wants to know _how_ good, before I pays
entrance on him.  I don't want the clockers to get wise to him, neither!

"Joe Nickel's the star jock that year.  I've seen many a good boy on a
hoss, but I think Joe's the best judge of pace I ever see.  One day
he's comin' from the weighin'-room, still in his silks.  His valet's
with him carryin' the saddle.  I steps up 'n' says:

"'Kin I see you private a minute, Joe?'

"'Sure thing, kid,' he says.  'N' the valet skidoos.

"'Joe,' I says, 'I've got a bird that's right.  I don't know just how
good he is, but he's awful good.  I want to get wise to him before I
crowds my dough on to the 'Sociation.  Will you give him a work?'

"It takes an awful nerve to ask a jock like Nickel to work a hoss out,
but he's the only one can judge pace good enough to put me wise, 'n'
I'm desperate.

"'It's that Davis cripple, ain't it?' he asks.

"'That's him,' I says.

"He studies a minute, lookin' steady at me.

"'I'm your huckleberry,' he says at last.  'When do you want me?'

"'Just as she gets light to-morrow mawnin',' I says quick, fur I hasn't
believed he'd come through, 'n' I wants to stick the gaff into him
'fore he changes his mind.

"He give a sigh.  I knowed he was no early riser.

"'All right,' he says.  'Where'll you be?'

"'At the half-mile post,' I says.  'I'll have him warmed up fur you.'

"'All right,' he says again--'n' that night I don't sleep none.

"When it begins to get a little gray next mawnin' I takes the bird out
'n' gallops him a slow mile with a stiff breezer at the end.  But
durin' the night I gives up thinkin' Joe'll be there, 'n' I nearly
falls off when I comes past the half-mile post, 'n' he's standin' by
the fence in a classy overcoat 'n' kid gloves.

"He takes off his overcoat, 'n' comes up when I gets down,'n' gives a
look at the saddle.

"'I can't ride nothin' on that thing,' he says.  'Slip over to the
jocks' room 'n' get mine.  It's on number three peg--here's the key.'

"It's gettin' light fast 'n' I'm afraid of the clockers.

"'The sharp-shooters'll be out in a minute,' I says.

"'I can't help it,' says Joe.  'I wouldn't ride a bull on that saddle!'

"I see there's no use to argue, so I beats it across the center-field,
cops the saddle 'n' comes back.  I run all the way, but it's gettin'
awful light.

"'Send him a mile in forty-five 'n' see what he's got left,' I says, as
I throws Joe up.

"'Right in the notch--if he's got the step,' he says.

"I click Jameson's clock on them, as they went away--Joe whisperin' in
the bird's ear.  The back-stretch was the stretch, startin' from the
half.  I seen the bird's mouth wide open as they come home, 'n' Joe has
double wraps on him.  'He won't beat fifty under that pull!' I says to
myself.  But when I stops the clock at the finish it was at
forty-four-'n'-three-quarters.  Joe ain't got a clock to go by
neither--that's judgin' pace!--take it from me!

"'He's diseased with speed,' says Joe, when he gets down.  'He can do
thirty-eight sure--just look at my hands!'

"I does a dance a-bowin' to the bird, 'n' Joe stands there laughin' at
me, squeezin' the blood back into his mitts.

"We leads the hoss to the gate, 'n' there's a booky's clocker named
Izzy Goldberg.

"'You an exercise-boy now?' he asks Joe.

"'Not yet,' says Joe.  'Mu cousin here owns this trick, 'n' I'm givin'
him a work.'

"'Up kind-a early, ain't you?  Say!  He's good, ain't he, Joe?' says
Izzy; 'n' looks at the bird close.

"'Naw, he's a mutt,' says Joe.

"'What's he doin' with his mouth open at the end of that mile?' Izzy
says, 'n' laughs.

"'He only runs it in fifty,' says Joe, careless.  'I takes hold of him
'cause he's bad in front, 'n' he's likely to do a flop when he gets
tired.  So long, Bud!' Joe says to me, 'n' I takes the bird to the barn.

"I'm not thinkin' Izzy ain't wise.  It's a cinch Joe don't stall him.
Every booky would hear about that work-out by noon.  Sure enough the
_Item's_ pink sheet has this among the tips the next day:

"'Count Noble'--that was the bird's name--'a mile in forty-four.
Pulled to a walk at the end.  Bet the works on him; his first time out,
boys!'

"That was on a Saturday.  On Monday I enters the bird among a bunch of
dogs to start in a five furlong sprint Thursday.  I'm savin' every
soomarkee I gets my hands on 'n' I pays the entrance to the secretary
like it's a mere bag of shells.  Joe Nickel can't ride fur me--he's
under contract.  I meets him the day before my race.

"'You're levelin' with your hoss, ain't you?' he says.  'I'll send my
valet in with you, 'n' after you get yours on, he'll bet two hundred
fur me.'

"'Nothin' doin', Joe!' I says.  'Stay away from it.  I'll tell you when
I gets ready to level.  You can't bet them bookies nothin'--they're
wise to him.'

"'Look-a-here, Bud!' says Joe.  'That bird'll cake-walk among them
crabs.  No jock can make him lose, 'n' not get ruled off.'

"'Leave that to me,' I says.

"Just as I figgers--my hoss opens up eight-to-five in the books.

"I gives him all the water he'll drink afore he goes to the post, 'n' I
has bandages on every leg.  The paddock judge looks at them bandages,
but he knows the bird's a cripple, 'n' he don't feel 'em.

"'Them's to hold his legs on, ain't they?' he says, 'n' grins.

"'Surest thing you know,' I says.  But I feels some easier when he's on
his way--_there's seven pounds of lead in each of them bandages_.

"I don't want the bird whipped when he ain't got a chance.

"'This hoss backs up if you use the bat on him,' I says to the jock, as
he's tyin' his reins.

"'He backs up anyway, I guess,' he says, as the parade starts.

"The bird gets away good, but I'd overdone the lead in his socks.  He
finished a nasty last--thirty len'ths back.

"'Roll over, kid!' says the jock, when I go up to slip him his fee.
'Not fur ridin' that hippo.  It 'ud be buglary--he couldn't beat a
piano!'

"I meets Colonel King comin' out of the judge's stand that evenin'.

"'An owner's life has its trials and tribulations--eh, my boy?' he says.

"'Yes, sir!' I says.  That's the first time Colonel King ever speaks to
me, 'n' I swells up like a toad.  'I'm gettin' to be all the gravy
'round here,' I says to myself.

"Two days after this they puts an overnight mile run fur maidens on the
card, 'n' I slips the bird into it.  I knowed it was takin' a chance so
soon after his bad race, but it looks so soft I can't stay 'way from
it.  I goes to Cal Davis, 'n' tells him to put a bet down.

"'Oh, ho!' he says.  'Lendin' me a helpin' hand, are you?'  Then I
tells him about Nickel.

"'Did Joe Nickel work him out for you?' he says.  'The best is good
enough fur you, ain't it?  I'll see Joe, 'n' if it looks good to him
I'll take a shot at it.  Much obliged to you.'

"'Don't never mention it,' I says.

"'How do you mean that?' he says, grinnin'.

"'Both ways,' says I.

"The mawnin' of the race, I'm givin' the bird's bad leg a steamin',
when a black swipe named Duckfoot Johnson tells me I'm wanted on the
phone over to the secretary's office, 'n' I gets Duckfoot to go on
steamin' the leg while I'm gone.

"It's a feed man on the phone, wantin' to know when he gets sixteen
bucks I owe him.

"'The bird'll bring home your coin at four o'clock this afternoon,' I
tells him.

"'Well, that's lucky,' he says.  'I thought it was throwed to the
birds, 'n' I didn't figure they'd bring it home again.'

"When I gets back there's a crap game goin' on in front of the stall,
'n' Duckfoot's shootin'.  There's a hot towel on the bird's leg, 'n'
it's been there too long.  I takes it off 'n' feel where small blisters
has begun to raise under the hair--a little more 'n' it 'ud been clear
to the bone.  I cusses Duckfoot good, 'n' rubs vaseline into the leg."

I interrupted Blister long enough to inquire:

"Don't they blister horses sometimes to cure them of lameness?"

"Sure," he replied.  "But a hoss don't work none fur quite a spell
afterwards.  A blister, to do any good, fixes him so he can't hardly
raise his leg fur two weeks.

"Well," he went on, "the race fur maidens was the last thing on the
card.  I'm in the betting-ring when they chalks up the first odds, 'n'
my hoss opens at twenty-five-to-one.  The two entrance moneys have
about cleaned me.  I'm only twenty green men strong.  I peels off ten
of 'em 'n' shoved up to a booky.

"'On the nose fur that one,' I says, pointin' to the bird's name.

"'Quit your kiddin',' he says.  'What 'ud you do with all that money?
This fur yours.'  'N' he rubs to twelve-to-one.

"'Ain't you the liberal gink?' I says, as he hands me the ticket.

"'I starts fur the next book, but say!--the odds is just meltin' away.
Joe's 'n' Cal's dough is comin' down the line, 'n' the gazabos,
thinkin' it's wise money, trails.  By post-time the bird's a
one-to-three shot.

"I've give the mount to Sweeney, 'n' like a nut I puts him hep to the
bird, 'n' he tells his valet to bet a hundred fur him.  The bird has on
socks again, but this time they're empty, 'n' the race was a joke.  He
breaks fifth at the get-away, but he just mows them dogs down.  Sweeney
keeps thinkin' about that hundred, I guess, 'cause he rode the bird all
the way, 'n' finished a million len'ths in front.

"I cashes my ticket, 'n' starts fur the barn to sleep with that bird,
when here comes Joe Nickel.

"'He run a nice race,' he says, grinnin', 'n' hands me six hundred
bucks.

"What's this fur?' I says.  'You better be careful . . . I got a weak
heart.'

"'I win twelve hundred to the race,' he says.  ''N' we splits it two
ways.'

"'Nothin' doin',' I says, 'n' tries to hand him back the wad.

"'Go awn!' he says, 'I'll give you a soak in the ear.  I bet that money
fur you, kiddo.'

"I looks at the roll 'n' gets wobbly in the knees.  I never see so much
kale before--not at one time.  Just then we hears the announcer sing
out through a megaphone:

"'The o-o-owner of Count Nobul-l-l-l is wanted in the judge's stand!'

"'Oy, oy!' says Joe.  'You'll need that kale--you're goin' to lose your
happy home.  It's Katy bar the door fur yours, Bud!'

"'Don't worry--watch me tell it to 'em,' I says to Joe, as I stuffs the
roll 'n' starts fur the stand.  I was feelin' purty good.

"'Wait a minute,' says Joe, runnin' after me.  'You can't tell them
people nothin'.  You ain't wise to that bunch yet.  Bud--why, they'll
kid you silly before they hand it to you, 'n' then change the subject
to somethin' interestin', like where to get pompono cooked to suit 'em.
I've been up against it,' he says, ''n' I'm tellin' you right.  Just
keep stallin' around when you get in the stand, 'n' act like you don't
know the war's over.'

"'Furget it,' I says.  'I'll show those big stiffs where to head in.
I'll hypnotize the old owls.  I'll give 'em a song 'n' dance that's
right!'

"As I goes up the steps I see the judges settin' in their chairs, 'n' I
takes off my hat.  Colonel King ain't settin', he's standin' up with
his hands in his pockets.  Somehow, when I sees _him_ I begins to
wilt--he looks so clean.  He's got a white mustache, 'n' his face is
kind-a brown 'n' pink.  He looks at me a minute out of them blue eyes
of his.

"'Are you the owner of Count Noble, Mr.--er--?'

"'Jones, sir,' I says.

"'Jones?' says the colonel.

"'Yes, sir,' I says.

"'Mr. Jones,' says the colonel, 'how do you account for the fact that
on Thursday Count Noble performs disgracefully, and on Saturday runs
like a stake horse?  Have the days of the week anything to do with it?'

"I never says nothin'.  I just stands there lookin' at him, foolin'
with my hat.

"'This is hell," I thinks.

"'The judges are interested in this phenomenon, Mr. Jones, and we have
sent for you, thinking perhaps you can throw a little light on the
matter,' says the colonel, 'n' waits fur me again.

"'Come on . . . get busy!' I says to myself.  'You can kid along with a
bunch of bums, 'n' it sounds good--don't get cold feet the first time
some class opens his bazoo at you!'  But I can't make a noise like a
word, on a bet.

"'The judges, upon looking over the betting sheets of the two races in
which your horse appeared, find them quite interesting,' says the
colonel.  'The odds were short in the race he did _not_ win; they
remained unchanged--in fact, rose--since only a small amount was
wagered on his chances.  On the other hand, these facts are reversed in
to-day's race, which he _won_.  It seems possible that you and your
friends who were pessimists on Thursday became optimists today, and
benefited by the change.  Have you done so?'

"I see I has to get some sort-a language out of me.

"'He was a better hoss to-day--that's all I knows about it,' I says.

"'The _first_ part of your statement seems well within the facts,' says
the colonel.  'He was, apparently, a much better horse to-day.  But
these gentlemen and myself, having the welfare of the American
thoroughbred at heart, would be glad to learn by what method he was so
greatly improved.'

"I don't know why I ever does it, but it comes to me how Duckfoot
leaves the towel on the bird's leg, 'n' I don't stop to think.

"'I blistered him,' I says.

"'You--_what_?' says the colonel.  I'd have give up the roll quick,
sooner'n spit it out again, but I'm up against it.

"'I blisters him', I says.

"The colonel's face gets red.  His eyes bung out 'n' he turns 'round
'n' starts to cough 'n' make noises.  The rest of them judges does the
same.  They holds on to each other 'n' does it.  I know they're givin'
me the laugh fur that fierce break I makes.

"'You're outclassed, kid!' I says to myself.  'They'll tie a can to
you, sure.  The gate fur yours!'

"Just then Colonel King turns round, 'n' I see I can't look at him no
more.  I looks at my hat, waitin' fur him to say I'm ruled off.  I've
got a lump in my throat, 'n' I think it's a bunch of bright
conversation stuck there.  But just then a chunk of water rolls out of
my eye, 'n' hits my hat--pow!  It looks bigger'n Lake Erie, 'n' 'fore I
kin jerk the hat away--pow!--comes another one.  I knows the colonel
sees 'em, 'n' I hopes I croak.

"'Ahem--', he says.

"'Now I get mine!' I says to myself.

"'Mr. Jones,' says the colonel, 'n' his voice is kind-a cheerful.  'The
judges will accept your explanation.  You may go if you wish.'"

Just as I'm goin' down the steps the colonel stops me.

"'I have a piece of advice for you, Mr. Jones,' he says.  His voice
ain't cheerful neither.  It goes right into my gizzard.  I turns and
looks at him.  '_Keep that horse blistered from now on_!' says the
colonel.

"Some ginnies is in the weighin'-room under the stand, 'n' hears it
all.  That's how I gets my name."



TWO RINGERS

"Hello, ole Four Eyes!" was the semi-affectionate greeting of Blister
Jones.  "I ain't seed you lately."

I had found him in the blacksmith shop at Latonia, lazily observing the
smith's efforts to unite Fan Tan and a set of new-made, blue-black
racing-plates.  I explained how a city editor had bowed my shoulders
with the labors of Hercules during the last week, and began to acquire
knowledge of the uncertainties connected with shoeing a young
thoroughbred.

A colored stable-boy stood at Fan Tan's wicked-looking head and
addressed in varied tone and temper a pair of flattened ears.

"Whoa!  Baby-doll!  Dat's ma honey--dat's ma petty chile-- . . .  Whoa!
Yuh no-'coun' houn', yuh!"  The first of the speech had been delivered
soothingly, as the smith succeeded in getting a reluctant hind leg into
his lap; the last was snorted out as the leg straightened suddenly and
catapulted him into a corner of the shop, where he sat down heavily
among some discarded horseshoes.

The smith arose, sweat and curses dripping from him.

"Chris!" said Blister, "it's a shame the way you treat that pore filly.
She comes into yer dirty joint like a little lady, fur to get a new
pair of shoes, 'n' you grabs her by the leg 'n' then cusses her when
she won't stand fur it."

Part of the curses were now directed at Blister.

"Come on, Four Eyes," he said.  "This ain't no place fur a minister's
son."

"I'd like to stay and see the shoeing!" I protested, as he rose to go.

"What shoeing?" he asked incredulously.  "You ain't meanin' a big
strong guy like Chris manhandlin' a pore little filly?  Come awn--I
can't stand to see him abusin' her no more."

We wandered down to the big brown oval, and Blister, perching himself
on the top rail of the fence, took out his stop-watch, although there
were no horses on the track.

"What are you going to do with that?" I asked.

"Got to do it," he grinned.  "If I was to set on a track fence without
ma clock in my mitt, I'd get so nur-r-vous!  Purty soon I'd be as
fidgity as that filly back there.  Feelin' this ole click-click kind-a
soothes my fevered brow."

In a silence that followed I watched a whipped-cream cloud adrift on
the deepest of deep blue skies.

"Hi, hum!" said Blister presently, and extending his arms in a pretense
of stretching, he shoved me off the fence.  "You're welcome," he said
to my protests, and added: "There's a nice matched pair."

A boy, leading a horse, was emerging from the mouth of a stall.

The contrast between them was startling--never had I seen a horse with
so much elegant apparel; rarely had I seen a boy with so little.  The
boy, followed by the horse, began to walk a slow circle not far from
where we sat.  Suddenly the boy addressed Blister.

"Say, loan me the makin's, will you, pal?" he drawled.

From his hip pocket Blister produced some tobacco in a stained muslin
bag and a wad of crumpled cigarette papers.  These he tossed toward the
boy.

"Yours trooly," muttered that worthy, as he picked up the "makin's".
"Heard the news about Hicky Rogers?" he asked, while he rolled a
cigarette.

"Nothin', except he's a crooked little snipe," Blister answered.

"Huh! that ain't news," said the boy.  "They've ruled him off--that's
what I mean."

"That don't surprise me none," Blister stated.  "He's been gettin' too
smart around here fur quite a while.  It'll be a good riddance."

"Were you ever ruled off the track?" I asked Blister, as the boy,
exhaling clouds of cigarette smoke, returned to the slow walking of his
horse.  He studied in silence a moment.

"Yep--once," he replied.  "I got mine at New Awlins fur ringin' a hoss.
That little ole town has got my goat."

"When was this?" I asked.'

"The year I first starts conditionin' hosses," he answered.

I had noticed that dates totally eluded Blister.  A past occurrence as
far as its relation to time was concerned, he always established by a
contemporary event of the turf.  Pressed as to when a thing had taken
place he would say, "The year Salvation cops all the colt stakes," or
"The fall Whisk-broom wins the Brooklyn Handicap."  This had interested
me and I now tried to get something more definite from him.  He
answered my questions vaguely.

"Say, if you're lookin' fur that kind of info," he said at last, "get
the almanac or the byciclopedia.  These year things slide by so easy I
don't get a good pike at one, 'fore another is not more'n a len'th
back, 'n' comin' fast."

I saw it was useless.

"Well, never mind just when it happened," I said.  "Tell me about it."

"All right," said Blister.  "Like I've just said it happens one winter
at New Awlins, the year after I starts conditionin' hosses.

"Things break bad fur me that winter.  Whenever a piker can't win a bet
he comes 'round, slaps me on the wrist, 'n' separates me from some of
my kale.  I'm so easy I squeezes my roll if I meets a child on the
street.  The cops had ought to patrol me, 'cause larceny'll sure be
committed every time a live guy speaks to me.

"I've only got three dogs in my string.  One of 'em's a mornin'-glory.
He'll bust away as if he's out to make Salvator look like a truck-hoss,
but he'll lay down 'n' holler fur some one to come 'n' carry him when
he hits the stretch.  One's a hop-head 'n' I has to shoot enough dope
into him to make him think he's Napoleon Bonyparte 'fore he'll switch a
fly off hisself.  Then when he sees how far away the wire is he thinks
about the battle of Waterloo 'n' says, 'Take me to Elby.'

"I've got one purty fair sort of a hoss.  He's just about ready to
spill the beans, fur some odds-on, when he gets cast in the stall 'n'
throws his stifle out.  The vet. gets his stifle back in place.

"'This hoss must have a year's complete rest,' he says.

"'Yes, Doc,' I says.  ''N' when he gets so he can stand it, how'd a
trip to Europe do fur him?'

"Things go along like this till I'm busted right.  No, I ain't
busted--I'm past that.  I owes the woman where I eats, I owes the feed
man, I owes the plater, 'n' I owes every gink that'll stand fur a touch.

"One day a messenger boy comes 'n' leans against the stall door 'n'
pokes a yellow envelope at me.

"'Well, Pierpont,' I says, 'what's the good word?'

"'Sign here.  Two bits,' he says, yawnin'.

"I sees where it says 'charges paid,' 'n' I takes him by the back of
the neck 'n' he gets away to a flyin' start fur the gate.  The message
is from Buck Harms.

"'Am at the St Charles, meet me nine a. m. to-morrow,' it says.

"This Harms duck is named right, 'cause that's what he does to every
guy he meets.  He's so crooked he can sleep on a corkscrew.  When there
ain't nobody else around he'll take money out of one pocket 'n' put it
in another.  He's been ruled off twict 'n' there's no chance fur him to
get back.  I wouldn't stand fur him only I'm in so bad I has to do
somethin'.

"'If he takes any coin from me he'll have to be Hermann,' I says to
myself, 'n' I shows up at the hotel the next mawnin'.

"Harms is settin' in the lobby readin' the dope-sheet.  I pipes him off
'n' he don't look good to me fur a minute, but I goes over 'n' shakes
his mitt.

"'Well, Blister, old scout, how're they breakin'?' he says.

"'So, so,' I says.

"'That right?' he says.  'I hears different.  Fishhead Peters tells me
they've got you on the ropes.'

"'What th' hell does that gassy Fishhead know about me?' I says.

"'Cut out the stallin',' he says.  'It don't go between friends.  Would
you like to git a-holt of a new roll?'

"'I don't mind tellin' you that sooner 'n have my clothes tore I lets
somebody crowd a bundle of kale on to me,' I says.

"'That sounds better,' he says.  'Come on--we'll take a cab ride.'

"'Where we goin'?' I asks him, as we gets into a cab.

"'Goin' to look at a hoss,' he says.

"'What fur?' I says.

"'Wait till we git there 'n' I'll tell you,' he says.

"We rides fur about a hour 'n' pulls up at a barn out in the edge of
town.  We goes inside 'n' there's a big sorrel geldin', with a blaize
face, in a box-stall.

"'Look him over,' says Harms.  I gets one pike at the hoss--

"'Why! it's ole Friendless!' I says.

"'Look close,' he says.  'Wait till I get him outside.'

"I looks the hoss over careful when he's outside in the light, 'n' I
don't know what to think.  First I think it's Friendless 'n' then I
think maybe it ain't.

"'If it ain't Friendless, it's his double!' I says at last.  'But I
think Friendless has a white forefoot.'

"'Well, it ain't Friendless,' says Harms as he leads the hoss into the
barn.  'And you're right about the white foot.'

"Now, Friendless is a bird that ain't started fur a year.  Harms or
some of his gang used to own him, 'n' _believe me_, he can _ramble
some_ if everythin' 's done to suit him.  He's a funny hoss, 'n' has
notions.  If a jock'll set still 'n' not make a move on him, Friendless
runs a grand race.  But if a boy takes holt of him or hits him with the
bat, ole Friendless says, 'Nothin' doin' to-day!' 'n' sulks all the
way.  He'd have made a great stake hoss only he's dead wise to how much
weight he's packin'.  He'll romp with anythin' up to a hundred 'n' ten,
but not a pound over that can you slip him.  Looks like he says to
hisself, 'They must think I'm a movin' van,' 'n' he lays his ole ears
back, 'n' dynamite won't make him finish better'n fourth.  This little
habit of his'n spoils him 'cause he's too good, 'n' the best he gets
from a handicapper is a hundred 'n' eighteen--that kind of weight lets
him out.

"Goin' back in the cab Harms tells me why he sends fur me.  This dog
he's just showed me 's named Alcyfras.  He's been runnin' out on the
coast 'n' he's a mutt--he can't beat a fat man.  Harms sees him one day
at Oakland, 'n' has a guy buy him.

"Harms brings this pup back East.  He has his papers 'n' description
all regular.  The guy that buys him ain't wise--he's just a boob Harms
is stallin' with.  What he wants me to do is to take the hoss in my
string, get him identified 'n' start him a couple of times; then when
the odds is real juicy I'm to start Friendless under the dog's name 'n'
Harms 'n' his gang'll bet him to a whisper at the poolrooms in Chicago
'n' New York.

"'Where's Friendless now?' I asks him.

"'They're gettin' him ready on a bull-ring up in Illinois,' says Harms.
'He's in good shape 'n' 'll be dead ripe time we get ready to ship him
down here.  I figure we'll put this gag across about Christmas.'

"'What does the boy wonder get fur swappin' mules with the
Association?' I says.  'I'm just dyin' to know what Santa Claus'll
bring little Alfred.'

"'You get all expenses, twenty-five bucks a week, 'n' a nice slice of
the velvet when we cleans up,' says Harms.

"'Nix, on that noise!' says I.  'If you or some other benevolent gink
don't crowd five hundred iron dollars on G. Percival the day before the
bird flies, he won't leave the perch.'

"'Don't you trust me?' says Harms.

"'Sure,' I says, 'better'n Cassie Chadwick.'

"He argues, but it don't get him nothin' so he says he'll come across
the day before Friendless brings home the bacon, 'n' I make him cough
enough to pay what I owes.  The next day a swipe leads Alcyfras out to
the track.

"'What's the name of that dog?' Peewee Simpson yells, as I'm
cross-tyin' the hoss at the stall door.

"'Alcyfras,' I says, as I pulls the blanket off.  Peewee comes over 'n'
looks at the hoss a minute.

"'Alcy nothin'!' he says.  'If that ain't Friendless, I never sees him.'

"I digs up the roll Harms give me.

"I'll gamble this pinch of spinach his name is Alcyfras,' I says.

"'You kin name what you like far as I'm concerned, 'n' change it every
mawnin' before breakfast,' says Peewee.  'But if you starts him as
anythin' but Friendless we don't see your freckled face 'round here no
more.'

"By this time a bunch has gathered 'n' soon there's a swell argument
on.  One guy'll say it's Friendless 'n' another 'll say it ain't.
Finally somebody says to send fur Duckfoot Johnson, who swiped
Friendless fur two years.  They send for him.

"When Duckfoot comes he busts through the crowd like he's the paddock
judge.

"'Lemme look at dis hoss,' he says.

"Everybody draws back 'n' Duckfoot looks the hoss over 'n' then runs
his hand under his barrel close to the front legs.

"'No, sah, dis ain' Frien'less,' he says.  'Frien'less has a white foot
on de off front laig and besides dat he has a rough-feeling scab on de
belly whar he done rip hisself somehow befo' I gits him.  Dis dawg am
smooth as a possum.'

"That settles all arguments.  You can't fool a swipe 'bout a hoss he's
taken care of.  He knows every hair on him.

"One day I'm clockin' this Alcyfras while a exercise-boy sends him
seven-eights.  When I looks at my clock I thinks they ought to lay a
thousand-to-one against the mutt, after he starts a couple of times.
Just then somethin' comes 'n' stands in front of me 'n' begins to make
little squeaky noises.

"'Are you Mr. Blister?' it says.

"I bats my eyes 'n' nods.

"'I've got 'em again,' I thinks.

"'Oh, what a relief!' it squeaks.  'I just thought I'd never find you.
I've been looking all over the race course for you!'

"'Gracious!  Ferdy, you've had a awful time, ain't you?' I says.  'If
you want to stay out of trouble, read your _Ladies' Home Journal_ more
careful.'

"'My name is Alcibides Tuttle,' says pink toes, drawin' hisself up.
'And I am the owner of the horse called Alcyfras.  I purchased this
animal upon the advice of my friend, Mr. Harms, whom I met in San
Francisco.'

"Say!  I've worked fur some nutty owners, but this yap's the limit.

"'Well, Alci, here comes Alcy now,' I says, as the boy comes up with
the dog, 'n' my new boss stretches his number three neck out of his
number nine collar 'n' blinks at the hoss.

"Alcibides comes back to the stall with me 'n' from then on he sticks
to me tighter 'n a woodtick.  He's out to the track every mawnin' by
nine 'n' he don't leave till after the races.  He asks me eighty-seven
squeaky questions a minute all the time we're together.  I calls him
'n' his hoss both Alcy fur a while, but I changes him to Elsy--that was
less confusin' 'n' it suits him better.

"The next week I starts Alcyfras among a bunch of crabs in a seven
furlong sellin' race, 'n' the judges hold up his entrance till I can
identify him.  I hands them his papers 'n' they looks up the
description of Friendless in the stud-book, where it shows he's got one
white foot.  Then they wire to the breeder of Alcyfras 'n' to the
tracks in California where the dog has started.  The answers come back
all proper 'n' to cinch it I produce Elsy as owner.  They look Elsy
over while he tells 'em he's bought the hoss.

"'Gentlemen,' says Colonel King to the other judges, 'the mere sight of
Mr. Tuttle has inspired me with full confidence in his entry and
himself.'  He bows to Elsy 'n' Elsy bows to him.  The rest of the
judges turn 'round 'n' look at somethin' over across the center-field.

"I tells Elsy his hoss is all to the merry, but we don't want him to
win till the odds get right.  He's standin' beside me at the race, 'n'
Alcyfras runs next to last.

"'Of course, I realize you are more familiar with horse racing than
myself,' he says; 'but I think you should have allowed him to do a
little better.  What method did you employ to make him remain so far in
the rear?'

"'I tells the jock to pull him,' I says.  The boy was usin' the bat
half the trip, but Elsy never tumbles.

"'What do you say to a jockey when you desire him to lose?' Elsy asks
me.

"'I just say--"Grab this one,"' I says.

"'What do you say when you require him to win?' he squeaks.

"'I don't say nothin'.  I hands him a ticket on the hoss 'n' the jock
wins if he has to get down 'n' carry the dog home,' I says.

"Not long after this, Friendless gets in from Illinois.  I look him
over in the car 'n' I see he's not ready.  He's not near ready.

"'What kind of shoemakers give this hoss his prep.?' I asks Harms.

"'What's wrong with him?' he says.  'He looks good to me.'

"'He ain't ready,' I says.  'Look at him 'n' feel him!  He'll need ten
days more work 'n' a race under his belt 'fore he's safe to bet real
money on.'

"Harms buys some stuff at a drug store, 'n' gets busy with the white
fore-foot.

"'Only God A'mighty can make as good a sorrel as that!' he says when
he's through.  'Here's the can of dope.  Don't let her fade.'

"'What are you goin' to do about this Elsy person?' I says.  'While I
ain't sayin' it's pure joy to have him around, I ain't got the heart to
hand it to him.  I don't mind trimmin' boobs--that's what they're
for--but this Elsy thing is too soft.  He must be in quite a wad on
this bum hoss of his'n.'

"'Who's Elsy?' says Harms.

"I tells him, 'n' he laughs.

"'Is that what you call him?' he says.  'What's bitin' you--ain't
Friendless goin' to win a nice purse for him?'

"About ten o'clock that night Alcyfras goes out one gate 'n' Friendless
comes in another.  I keeps the foot stained good, 'n' shuts the stall
door whenever Duckfoot shows up.  In ten days the hoss is right on edge
'n' one race'll put the finish on him, so I enter him, in a bunch of
skates, as Alcyfras.  I gives the mount to Lou Smith--he ain't much of
a jock, but he'll ride to orders.  Just before the race I has a heart
to heart talk with Lou.

"'Fur this hoss to win you don't make a move on him,' I says.  'If you
hand him the bat or take hold of him at the get-away he sulks.'

"'All right, I lets him alone,' says Lou.

"'When I'm ready fur you to let him alone I slips you a nice ticket on
this bird.  You ain't got a ticket to-day, have you?' I says.

"'Not so's you could notice,' says Lou.

"'Are you hep?' I says.

"'I got-cha, Bo,' says Lou.

"I see Lou's arm rise 'n' fall a couple of times at the start 'n' ole
Friendless finished fifth, his ears laid back, sulkier 'n a grass widow
at a married men's picnic.

"'You let him do better to-day,' says Elsy.  'Isn't it time to allow
him to win?'

"'He wins his next out,' I says.

"I tell Harms we're ready fur the big show 'n' I looks fur a nice race
to drop the good thing into.  But it starts to rain 'n' it keeps it up
a week.  Friendless ain't a mudder 'n' we has to have a fast track fur
our little act of separating the green stuff from the poolrooms.  I'm
afraid the bird stales off if I don't get a race into him, so I enters
him among a pretty fair bunch of platers, to keep him on edge.

"Three days before the race the weather gets good 'n' the track begins
to dry out fast.  I see it's goin' to be right fur my race 'n' I meets
Harms 'n' tells him to wire his bunch to bet their heads off.

"'I don't like this race,' he says, when he looks at the entries.
'There's two or three live ones in here.  This Black-jack ain't such a
bad pup, 'n' this here Pandora runs a bang-up race her last out.  Let's
wait fur somethin' easier.'

"'Well, if you ain't a sure-thing better, I never gets my lamps on
one!' I says.  'Don't you want me to saw the legs off the rest of them
dogs to earn my five hundred?  You must have forgot ole Friendless.
He's only got ninety-six pounds up!  He'll tin can sure!  He kin fall
down 'n' roll home faster than them kind of hosses.'

"But Harms won't take a chance, so I goes back to the track 'n' I was
sore.

"'That guy's a hot sport, not!' I thinks.

"I hates to tell Elsy the hoss he thinks is his won't win--he'd set his
little heart on it so.  I don't tell him till the day before the race,
'n' he gets right sassy about it.  I never see him so spunky.

"'As owner, I insist that you allow Alcyfras to win this race,' he
says, 'n' goes away in a pet when I tells him nix.

"The day of the race I don't see Elsy at all.

"'You ain't got a ticket to-day, 'n' you know the answer,' I says to
Lou Smith as the parade starts.  He don't say nothin' but nods, so I
think he's fixed.

"When I come through the bettin' ring I can't believe my eyes.  There's
Alcyfras at four-to-one all down the line.  He opened at fifty, so
somebody has bet their clothes on him.

"'Where does all this play on Alcyfras come from?' I says to a booky.

"'A lost shrimp wanders in here and starts it,' says the booky.

"'What does he look like?' I says.

"'Like a maiden's prayer,' says the booky, 'n' I beats it out to the
stand.

"Elsy is at the top of the steps lookin' kind of haughty, 'n'
say!--he's got a bundle of tickets a foot thick in his hand.

"'What dead one's name is on all them soovenirs?' I says, pointin' to
the tickets.

"'Mr. Blister,' he says, 'after our conversation yesterday I made
inquiry concerning the rights of a trainer.  I was informed that a
trainer, as a paid employee, is under the direction of the owner--his
employer.  You refused to allow my horse to win, contrary to my wishes.
You had no right to do so.  I intend that he _shall_ win, and have
wagered accordingly--these tickets are on Alcyfras.'  He's nervous 'n'
fidgity, 'n' his voice is squeakier 'n ever.

"'Well, Mr. Belmont,' I says, 'did you happen to give instructions to
any more of your employees, your jockey, fur instance?'

"'I have adopted the method you informed me was the correct one,' he
says, swellin' up.  'I gave a ticket at fifty-to-one calling for one
hundred and two dollars to Mr. Smith, and explained to him that I was
the owner.'

"Before Elsy gets through I'm dopey.  I looks over his tickets 'n' he
figures to win eight thousand to the race.  I have two iron men in my
jeans--I don't even go down 'n' bet it.

"'What's the use?' I says to myself.

"I can't hardly see the race, I'm so groggy from the jolt Elsy hands
me.  Friendless breaks in front and stays there all the way.  Lou Smith
just sets still 'n' lets the hoss rate hisself.  That ole hound comes
down the stretch a-rompin', his ears flick-flackin' 'n' a smile on his
face.  He wins by five len'ths 'n' busts the track record fur the
distance a quarter of a second.

"Then it begins to get brisk around there.  I figger to have Alcyfras
all warmed up outside the fence the day Friendless wins.  After the
race I'd put _him_ in the stall 'n' send Friendless out the gate.
Elsy, practisin' the owner act, has gummed the game--Alcyfras is over
in the other end of town.

"Ole Friendless bustin' the track record is the final blow.  I don't
hardly get to the stall 'fore here comes the paddock judge 'n' his
assistant.

"'We want this hoss and you, too, over at the paddock,' he says.
'What's the owner's name?'

"'Alcibides Tuttle,' I says.

"'Is that all?' says the paddock judge.  'Go get him, Billy!' he says
to his assistant.  'You'll likely find him cashin' tickets.'

"When we gets to the paddock, there's Colonel King and the rest of the
judges.

"'Take his blanket off,' says the colonel, when we leads in the hoss.

"'He's red-hot, Colonel,' I says.

"'So am I,' says the colonel.  'Who was caretaker for the horse
Friendless when he was racing?' he asks some of the ginnies.

"'Duckfoot Johnson,' says the whole bunch at once.

"'Send for him,' says the colonel.

"'I's hyar, boss,' says Duckfoot, from the back of the crowd.

"'Come and look this horse over,' says the colonel.

"'I done looked him over befo', boss,' says Duckfoot, when he gets to
the colonel.

"'When?' says the colonel.  'When did you see him?'

"''Bout a month ago,' says Duckfoot.

"'Did you recognize him?' says the colonel.

"'Yes, sah,' says Duckfoot, 'I done recnomize him thoully fum his haid
to his tail, but I ain' never seed him befo'.'

"'Recnomize him again,' the colonel tells him.

"'Boss,' says Duckfoot, 'some folks 'low dis hoss am Frien'less, but
hit ain'.  Ef hits Frien'less, an' yo' puts yo' han' hyar on his belly
dey is a rough-feelin' scab.  Dis hoss am puffeckly smo-o--' then he
stops 'n' begins to get ashy 'round the mouth.

"'Well?' says the colonel.  'What's the matter?'

"'Lawd Gawd, boss!  _Dis am Frien'less . . .  Hyar's de scah_!' says
Duckfoot, his eyes a-rollin'.  Then he goes 'round 'n' looks at the
hoss in front.  'Whar his white foot at?' he asks the colonel.

"'That's what we are about to ascertain,' says the colonel.  'Boy,' he
says to a ginny, 'run out to the drug store with this dollar and bring
me back a pint of benzine and a tooth-brush.'

"The ginny beats it.

"'You may blanket this horse now,' the colonel says to me.

"When the ginny gets back, Colonel King pours the benzine on the
tooth-brush 'n' goes to work on the off-forefoot.  It ain't long till
it's nice 'n' white again.

"'That is most remarkable!' says Elsy, who's watchin' the colonel.

"'In my opinion, Mr. Tuttle,' says the colonel, 'the only remarkable
feature of this affair is yourself.  I can't get you properly placed.
The Association will take charge of this horse until the judges rule.'

"The next day the judges send fur me 'n' Elsy.  It don't take Colonel
King thirty seconds to rule me off--I don't get back fur two years,
neither!  Then the colonel looks at Elsy.

"'Mr. Tuttle,' he says, 'if your connection with this business is as
innocent as it seems, you should be protected against a further
appearance on the turf.  On the other hand, if you have acted a part in
this little drama, the turf should be protected against you.  In either
case the judges desire to bring your career as an owner to a close; and
we hereby bar you and your entries from all tracks of the Association.
This is final and irrevocable.'

"Three years after that I'm at Hot Springs, 'n' I drops into McGlade's
place one night to watch 'em gamble.  There's a slim guy dealin' faro
fur the house, 'n' he's got a green eye-shade on.  All of a sudden he
looks up at me.

"'Blister,' he says, 'do you ever tumble there's two ringers in the New
Awlins deal?  Me 'n' Buck Harms has quite a time puttin' it
over--without slippin' you five hundred.'

"It's Elsy!  'N' say!--_his voice ain't any squeakier 'n mine_!"



WANTED--A RAINBOW

At our last meeting Blister had told me of a "ringing" in years gone by
that had ended disastrously for him.  And now as we idled in the big
empty grand-stand a full hour before it would be electrified by the
leaping phrase, "They're off!" I desired further reminiscences.

"Ringing a horse must be a risky business?" I ventured.

"Humph!" grunted Blister, evidently declining to comment on the obvious.
Then he glanced at me with a dry whimsical smile.  "I see that little ole
pad stickin' out of your pocket," he said.  "Ain't she full of race-hoss
talk yet?"

"Always room for one more," I replied, frankly producing the note-book.

"Well, I guess I'm the goat," he said resignedly.  "I _had_ figured to
sick you on to Peewee Simpson to-day, but he ain't around, so I'll spill
some chatter about ringin' a hoss among the society bunch one time, 'n'
then I'll buy a bucket of suds."

"_I'll_ buy the beer," I stated with emphasis.

"All right--just so we get it--I'll be dryer'n a covered bridge," said
Blister.

"This ringin' I mentions," he went on, "happens while I'm ruled off.

"At the get-away I've got a job with a Chicago buyer, who used to live in
New York.  This guy has a big ratty barn.  He deals mostly in broken-down
skates that he sells to pedlers 'n' cabmen.  Once in a while he takes a
flier in high-grade stuff, 'n' one day he buys a team of French coach
hosses from a breedin' farm owned by a millionaire.

"Believe me they was a grand pair--seal brown, sixteen hands 'n' haired
like babies.  They fans their noses with their knees, when get's the
word, 'n' after I sits behind 'em 'n' watches their hock-action fur a
while I feels like apologizin' to 'em fur makin' 'em haul a bum like me.

"These dolls go East,' says the guy I works fur.  'They don't pull no
pig-sticker in this burg.  They'll be at the Garden so much they'll head
fur Madison Square whenever they're taken out.'

"He ships the pair East 'n' sends me with 'em as caretaker.  I deliver
'em to a swell sales company up-town in New York.

"This concern has some joint--take it from me--every floor is just
bulgin' with hosses that's so classy they sends 'em to a manicure parlor
'stead of a blacksmith's shop.

"There's a big show-ring, with a balcony all 'round it, on the top floor.
They take my pair up there 'n' hook 'em to a hot wagon painted yellow,
'n' the company's main squeeze, named Brown, comes up to see 'em act.
I'm facin' the door just as a guy starts to lead a hoss into the
show-ring.  The pair swings by, this hoss shies back sudden 'n' I see him
make a queer move with his off rear leg.  Brown don't see it--he's got
his back to the door.

"The guy leads the hoss up to us.

"'Here's that hunter I phoned you about, Mr. Brown,' he says.  The hoss
is a toppy trick--bright bay, short backed, good coupled 'n' 'll weigh
eleven hundred strong.  But he's got a knot on his near-fore that shows
plain.

"'I thought you told me he was sound?' says Brown, lookin' at the knot.

"'What's the matter with you, Mr. Brown?' says the guy.  'That little
thing don't bother him.  Any eight-year-old hunter that knows the game is
bound to be blemished in front.'

"'Can you tell an unsound one when you look at him?' Brown asks me.

"'I can smell a dink a mile off,' I says.

"'Here's an outside party,' says Brown; 'let's hear what he has to say.
Feel that bump, young man!' he says to me.

"I runs my hand over the knot.

"'That don't hurt him,' I says.  'It's on the shin 'n' part of it's thick
skin.'

"'There!' says the guy.  'Your own man's against you.'

"'He's not my man,' says Brown, lookin' at me disgusted.

"'This ain't my funeral,' I says to Brown.  ''N' I ain't had a call to
butt in.  If you tells me to butt--I butts.'

"'Go to it,' says Brown.

"'Do you throw a crutch in with this one?' I says to the guy.

"'What does he need a crutch for?' he says, givin' me a sour look.

"I takes the hoss by the head, backs him real sudden, 'n' he lifts the
off-rear high 'n' stiff.

"'He's a stringer,' I says.

"Brown gives the guy the laugh.

"'You might get thirty dollars from a Jew pedler for him,' he says.
'He'll make a high-class hunter--for paper, rags and old iron.'

"'How did you know that horse was string-halted so quick?' says Brown to
me when the guy has gone.

"'I told you I can smell a dink,' I says.  But I don't tell him what I
sees at the door.

"'I think we could use you and your nose around here,' he says.  'Are you
stuck on Chicago?'

"'Me fur this joint,' I says, lookin' 'round.  'Do I have to get my hair
waved more 'n' twict a week?'

"'We'll waive that in your case,' he says, laughin' at his bum joke.

"'Don't do that again,' I says.  'I've a notion to quit right here.'

"'I'd hate to lose an old employee like you--I'll have to be more
careful,' he says--'n' I'm workin' fur Mr. Brown.

"About a week after this, I'm bringin' a hackney up to the showroom fur
Brown to look at, when a young chap dressed like a shoffer stops me.

"'I wish to see Mr. Brown, my man,' he says.  'Can you tell me where he
is?'

"No shofe can spring this 'my man' stuff on _me_, 'n' get away with it.
But a blind kitten can see this guy's all the gravy.   There's somethin'
about him makes you think the best ain't near as good as he wants.  I
tells him to come along with me, 'n' when we gets up to the showroom he
sticks a card at Brown.

"'Yes, indeed--Mr. Van Voast!' says Brown, when he squints at the card.
'You're almost the only member of your family I have been unable to
serve.  I believe I have read that you are devoted to the motor game.'

"'That's an indiscretion I hope to rectify--I want a hunter,' says the
young chap.

"'Take that horse down and bring up Sally Waters,' says Brown to me.

"This Sally Waters is a chestnut mare that's kep' in a big stall where
she gets the best light 'n' air in the buildin'.  A lot of guys have
looked at her, but the price is so fierce nobody takes her.

"'Is that the best you have?' says the young chap, when I gets back with
her.

"'Yes, Mr. Van Voast,' says Brown.  'And she's as good as ever stood on
four legs!  She'll carry your weight nicely, too.'

"'Is she fast?' says the young chap.

"'After racing at ninety miles an hour, anything in horse-flesh would
seem slow to you, I presume,' says Brown.  'But she is an extremely fast
hunter, and very thorough at a fence.'

"'Do you know Ferguson's Macbeth?' says the young chap.

"'I ought to,' says Brown.  'We imported Macbeth and Mr. Ferguson bought
him from me.'

"The young chap studies a minute.

"'I might as well tell you that I want a hunter to beat Macbeth for the
Melford Cup,' he says at last.

"'Oh, oh!' says Brown.  'That's too large an order, Mr. Van Voast--I
can't fill it.'

"'You don't think this mare can beat Macbeth?' says the young chap.

"'No, sir, I do not,' says Brown.  'Nor any other hunter I ever saw.
There might be something in England that would be up to it, but I don't
know what it would be--and money wouldn't buy it if I knew.'

"The young chap won't look at the mare no more, 'n' Brown tells me to put
her up.  I hustles her back to the stall, 'n' goes down to the street
door 'n' waits.  There's a big gray automobile at the curb, with six guns
stickin' out of her side in front--she looks like a battle-ship.  Pretty
soon the young chap comes out 'n' starts to board her 'n' I braces him.

"'I think I know where you can get the hoss you're lookin' fur,' I says.

"He stares at me kind-a puzzled fur a minute.

"'Oh, yes, you are the man who brought the mare up-stairs,' he says.
'What leads you to believe you can find a hunter good enough to beat
Macbeth?'

"'I ain't said nothin' about a hunter,' I says.  'Would you stand fur a
ringer?'

"'I think I get your inference,' he says.  'Be a little more specific,
please.'

"'If I puts you hep to a hoss that ain't no more a hunter than that
automobile,' I says, 'but can run like the buzz-wagon 'n' jump like a
hunter--could you use him in your business?'

"'What sort of a horse would that be?' he says.

"'A thoroughbred,' I says.  'A bang-tail.'

"'Oh--a runner,' he says.  'Do you know anything about the runners?'

"'A few,' I says.  'I'm on the track nine years.'

"'What are you doing here?' he says.

"'Ruled off,' I says.

"'Hm-m!' he says.  'What for?'

"'Ringin',' I says.

"'You seem to run to that sort of thing,' he says.  'What's your name?'
he asks.

"'Blister Jones,' I says.

"'Delightful!' he says.  'I'm glad I met you.  Who has this remarkable
horse?'

"'Peewee Simpson,' I says.

"'Equally delightful!  I'd like to meet him, too,' he says.

"'He's in Loueyville,' I says.

"'Regrettable,' he says.  'What's the name of his horse?'

"'Rainbow,' I says.

"'And I thought this was to be a dull day,' he says.  'Jump in here and
take a ride.  I don't know that I care to go rainbow-chasing assisted by
Blisters, and Peewees--but nefarious undertakings have always appealed to
me, and I desire to cultivate your acquaintance.'

"We goes fur a long ride in the battle-ship.  He don't say much--just
asks questions 'n' listens to my guff.  At last I opens up on the Rainbow
deal, 'n' I tries all I know to get him goin'--I sure slips him some warm
conversation.

"'You heard what Brown said of Macbeth!' he says.  'Why are you so
certain this Rainbow can beat him in a steeplechase?'

"'Why, listen, man!' I says.  'This Rainbow is the best ever.  He can
beat any brush-topper now racin' if the handicapper don't overload him.
_He's_ been coppin' where they race your eyeballs off.  _He's_ been
makin' good against the real thing.  _He's a thoroughbred_!  If _he_
turns in one of these here parlor races fur gents, with a bunch of
hunters, _they won't know which way he went_!'

"'The runners I have seen are all neck and legs.  They don't look like
hunters at all,' he says.

"'You're thinkin' about these here flat-shouldered sprinters,' I says.
'This Rainbow is a brush-topper.  He's got a pair of shoulders on _him_
'n' he's the jumpin'est thoroughbred ever I saw.  Course he's rangier 'n
most huntin'-bred hosses, but with a curb to put some bow in his neck,
he'll pass fur a hunter anywhere!'

"'There is one sad thing I haven't told you,' he says.  'I must ride the
horse myself.'

"'What's sad about that?' I says.  'You ain't much over a hundred 'n'
forty, at a guess.'

"'The trouble is not with my weight--it's my disposition,' he says.  'I
have not ridden for ten years.  In fact I never rode much.  To tell you
the truth--I'm afraid of a horse.'

"Say--I'd liked that young chap fine till then!  I think he's handin' me
a josh at first.

"'You're kiddin' me, ain't you?' I says.

"'No,' he says.  'I'm not kidding you.  I've fought my fear of horses
since I was old enough to think.  Lately it has become necessary for me
to ride, and I'm going to do it--it it kills me!'

"We were back to my joint by this time 'n' he looks at me 'n' laughs.

"'Cheer up!' he says.  'I'll think over what you told me and let you
know.  I go over to Philadelphia to-morrow to race in a "buzz-wagon," as
you call it.  I don't want you to think me entirely chicken-hearted--and
I'll take you with me, if Brown can spare you.'

"The next day he shows up in the battle-ship.

"'Blister,' he says, 'I don't know just how far I'll be willing to go in
the affair, but if you can get Rainbow, I'll buy him.'

"'Now you've said somethin',' I says.  'Head fur the nearest telegraph
office 'n' I'll wire Peewee.'

"'They're likely to ask a stiff price fur this hoss,' I says when we gets
to the telegraph office.

"'Buy him,' he says.

"'_Do you mean the sky's the limit_?' I says, 'n' he nods.

"We cross on the ferry after sendin' the wire.  He has the battle-ship
under wraps till we hit the open country, 'n' then he lets her step.  We
gets to goin' faster 'n' faster.  I can't see, 'n' I think my eyebrows
have blowed off.  I'm so scared I feel like my stumick has crawled up in
my chest, but I hopes this is the limit, 'n' I grits my teeth to keep
from yelpin'.  Just then we hits a long straight road, 'n' what we'd been
doin' before seemed like backin' up.  I can't breathe 'n' I can't stand
no more of it.

"'Holy cats!' I yells.  'Cut it!'

"'What's the matter?' he says, when he's slowed down.

"'Holy cats!' I says again.  'Is that what racin' in these things is
like?'

"'Oh, no,' he says.  'My mechanic took my racing car over yesterday.
This is only a roadster.'

"'Only a--what?' I says.

"'Only a roadster--a pleasure car,' he says.

"'Oh--a pleasure car,' I says.  'It's lucky you told me.'

"'It's all in getting accustomed to it,' he says.

"I spends the night at a hotel in Philadelphia with a guy named Ben,
who's the mechanic, 'n' the next mawnin' I sees the race.  Say!
Prize-fightin', or war, or any of them little games is like button-button
to this automobile racin'!  They kills two guys that day 'n' why they
ain't all killed is by me.  The young chap finishes second to some
Eyetalian--but that Dago sure knowed he'd been in a race.

"''N' he's the guy that's afraid of a hoss!' I says to myself.  'Now,
wouldn't that scald you?'

"When he leaves me at my joint in New York the young chap writes on a
card 'n' hands it to me.

"'Here's my name and present address,' he says.  'Let me know when you
hear from our friend Peewee.'

"Printed on the card is 'Mr. William Dumont Van Voast,' 'n' in pencil,
'Union Club, New York City.'

"The next day I gets a wire from Peewee in answer to mine.

"'Sound as a dollar.  Eighteen hundred bones buys him.  P. W. Simpson,'
it says.

"I phones Mr. Van, 'n' he says to go to it--so I wires Peewee.

"'Check on delivery if sound.  You know me.  Ship with swipe first
express.  Blister Jones.'

"In two days Duckfoot Johnson leads ole Rainbow into the joint, 'n' I
tells Brown it's a hoss fur Mr. Van.  I looks him over good 'n' he's O.
K.  I gets Mr. Van on the phone 'n' he comes up 'n' writes a check fur
eighteen hundred, payable to Peewee.  He gives this to Duckfoot, slips
him twenty-five bucks fur hisself, 'n' hands him the fare back to
Loueyville besides.

"'What next?' says Mr. Van to me.  'Do we need a burglar's kit, and some
nitroglycerin, or does that class of crime come later?'

"'We want a vet. right now,' I says.  'This bird has got to lose some
tail feathers.'

"'Well, you are the chief buccaneer!' says Mr. Van.  'I'll serve as one
of the pirate crew at present.  When you have the good ship Rainbow
shortened at the stem and ready to carry the jolly Roger over the high
seas--I should say, fences--let me know.  In the meantime,' he says,
slippin' me five twenties, 'here are some pieces-of-eight with which to
buy cutlasses, hand grenades and other things we may need.'

"I has the vet. dock Rainbow's tail, 'n' as soon as it heals I lets Mr.
Van know.  He tells me to bring the hoss to Morrisville, New Jersey, on
the three o'clock train next day.

"When I unloads from the express car at Morrisville, there's Mr. Van and
a shoffer in the battle-ship.

"'Just follow along behind, Blister!' says Mr. Van, 'n' drives off slow
down the street.

"We go through town 'n' out to a big white house, with pillars down the
front.  Mr. Van stops the battle-ship at the gates.

"'Take the car to the Williamson place--Mr. Williamson understands,' he
says to the shofe.

"I wonders why he stops out here--it's a quarter of a mile to the house.
When we gets to the house there's an old gent, with gray hair, settin' on
the porch.  He gets up when he sees us, 'n' limps down the steps with a
cane.

"'Don't disturb yourself, Governor!' says Mr. Van.  'Anybody here?'

"'No, I'm alone,' says the old gent.  'Your sister is with the
Dandridges.  Your man came this morning, so I was expecting you.'  Then
he looks at Rainbow.  'What's that?' he says.

"'A horse I've bought,' says Mr. Van.  'I'm thinking of going in for
hunting.'

"'Oh!  _She's_ brought you to it, has she?' says the old gent.  '_I_
never could.  Why do you bring the horse here?'

"Mr. Van flushes up.

"'You know what a duffer I am on a horse, Governor,' he says.  'Well, I
want to try for the Melford Cup.  I'd like to build a course on the
place, and school myself under your direction.'

"'Ah, ha!' says the old gent.  'And then the conquering hero will descend
on Melford, to capture the place in general, and one of its fair
daughters in particular!'

"'Something like that,' says Mr. Van.

"'I'll be glad to help you all I can,' says the old gent, 'just so long
as you don't bring one of those stinking things you usually inhabit on
these premises!'

"'It's a bargain.  I've already sent the one I came in to Ralph
Williamson,' says Mr. Van, 'n' we takes Rainbow to the stables.

"I liked Mr. Van's old man right away, 'n' when he finds out I knows as
much about a hoss as he does, he treats me like a brother.

"He gets busy quick, 'n' has the men fix up a mile course on the place
with eight fences in it--some of 'em fierce.

"'Twice around, and you have the Melford course to a dot,' he says.
'Now, young man,' he says to me, 'you get the horse ready and I'll go to
work on the rider.'  'N' believe me, he does it.

"His bum leg won't let him ride no more, but he puts Mr. Van on a good
steady jumper, 'n' drives besides the course in a cart, tellin' him what
to do.  He keeps Mr. Van goin' till I think he'll put him out of
business--'n' say!--but he cusses wicked when things don't go to suit him!

"'Stick your knees in and keep your backbone limber!  Hold his head up
now at this jump--_don't drag at his mouth that way_!  Why! damn it
all! . . . you haven't as good hands as a cab-driver,' is the kind of
stuff he keeps yellin' at poor Mr. Van.

"I'm workin' Rainbow each day, 'n' in three weeks I take him twice around
the course at a good clip.

"'The hoss'll do in another week,' I says to the old gent.

"'I'll be ready fur you,' he says, shuttin' his mouth, 'n' that was the
worst week of all for Mr. Van.  But he improved wonderful, 'n' one
mawnin' he takes Rainbow over the course at speed.

"'Not half bad!' says the old gent when they come back.  'He's not up to
his horse yet,' he says to me.  'But between 'em they'll worry that
Melford crowd some, or I miss my guess!'

"A day or so after that we starts for Melford.  The old gent says good-by
to me, 'n' then he sticks out his mitt at Mr. Van.

"'God bless you, boy!' he says.  'I wish you luck both in the race
and--elsewhere.'

"Say, this Melford is the horsiest burg ever I saw!  They don't do
nothin' but ride 'em 'n' drive 'em 'n' chew the rag about 'em--men 'n'
women the same.  Even the kids has toppy little ponies and has hoss shows
fur their stuff.

"They has what they call a Hunt Club, 'n' everybody hangs out there.
This club gives the cup Mr. Van wants to win.  The race fur it is pulled
off once a year, 'n' only club members can enter.

"The Ferguson guy has won the race twice with the Macbeth hoss 'n' if he
wins it again he keeps the cup.  The race is due in two weeks, but there
ain't much talk about it--everybody knows Ferguson'll win sure.

"This Ferguson has all the kale in the world.  He lives in a house so big
it looks like the Waldorf.  But from what I hear, the bloods ain't so
awful strong fur him--except his ridin', they all take their hats off to
that.

"There's a girl named Livingston 's the best rider among the dames, 'n',
believe me, she's a swell doll--she's the niftiest filly I ever gets my
lamps on--she's all to the peaches 'n' cream.

"It don't take me long to see that Mr. Van is nutty, right, about this
one, but it looks like Ferguson has the bulge on him, 'cause her 'n'
Ferguson is always out in front when they chase the hounds, 'n' they ride
together a lot.  We're at Mr. Van's brother's place, 'n' when we first
get there Mr. Van puts me wise.

"'Blister,' he says, 'you must now assume the disguise of a groom.  While
you and I know we are partners in crime, custom requires an outward
change in our heretofore delightful relationship--keep your eyes open and
act accordingly.'

"I'm dead hep to what he means, 'n' when I'm rigged up like all the rest
of the swipes around there, I touches my hat to him whenever he tells me
anythin'.

"Everybody joshes Mr. Van about his ridin', but they get over that
sudden--the first time he chases hounds with 'em ole Rainbow 'n' him
stays right at the head of the procession.  I'm waitin' at the club to
take the hoss home after the run.  When Mr. Van is turnin' him over to me
Miss Livingston comes up.

"'I'm so _proud_ of you!' she says to him.  'It was splendid . . . I told
you you could do anything you tried!'

"'Rainbow's the chap who deserves your approval,' says Mr. Van, pointin'
to the hoss.

"'Indeed, he does--the old precious!' she says, 'n' rubs her face against
Rainbow's nose.  Just then Ferguson rides up with a English gink who's a
friend of Mr. Van's, 'n' the dame beats it into the club-house.  This
Englishman is a lord or a duke or somethin', 'n' he's visitin' Mr. Van's
brother.  Ferguson ain't on Macbeth.  He's rode a bay mare that day, 'n'
Rainbow has outrun 'n' out-jumped her.

"'That's quite a horse you have there, Van,' Ferguson says.  'A bit
leggy--isn't he?'

"'Perhaps he is,' says Mr. Van.  'But I like something that can get over
the country.'

"'Going to enter him for the cup?' says Ferguson.

"'I don't know yet,' says Mr. Van, careless.  'I must see the committee,
and tell them his antecedents--this horse rather outclasses most hunters.'

"'He doesn't outclass mine, over the cup course, for five thousand!' says
Ferguson, gettin' red.

"'Done!' says Mr. Van, quiet-like.  'If the committee says I'm eligible
we'll settle it in the cup race.  If not, we can run a match.'

"'Entirely satisfactory,' says Ferguson, 'n' starts to go.  But he comes
back, 'n' looks at Mr. Van wicked.  'By the way,' he says, 'money doesn't
interest either of us at present.  Suppose we raise the stake this
way--the loser will take a trip abroad, for a year, and in the meantime
we both agree to let matters rest--in a certain quarter.'

"'Done!' says Mr. Van again.  He looks at the other guy colder 'n ice
when he says it.

"Ferguson nods to him 'n' rides off.

"The English gink has heard the bet, 'n' when Ferguson beats it he shakes
his head.

"'Aw, old chap!' he says.  'That's a bit raw--don't you think?  I'm sorry
you let him draw you.  It's a beastly mess.'

"'I'm not afraid of him and his horse!' says Mr. Van.  But I can see he
ain't feelin' joyous.

"'Damn him and his hawss--and you too!' says the English gink.  'Aw, it's
the young girl you've dragged into it, Billy!'

"'It's a confidential matter, and no names were mentioned,' says Mr. Van.

"'Don't quibble, old chap!' says the English gink.  'The name's nothing.
And as for its being confidential--Ferguson is sure to tell
that--aw--French puppy he's so thick with, and the viscawnt'll
be--aw--tea-tabling it about by five o'clock!'

"'You're right, of course,' says Mr. Van, slow.  'It was a low thing to
do--a cad's trick.  No wonder you English are so rotten superior.  You
don't need brains--the right thing's bred into your bones.  Your tempers
never show you up.  We revert to the gutter at the pinch.'

"'Oh, I say!  That's bally nonsense!' says the English gink.  'I would
have done the same thing.'

"'Not unless the fifteen hundred years it's taken to make you were wiped
off the slate,' says Mr. Van.  'However, I'll have to see it through now.'

"The guys that run the club say Rainbow can start in the cup race.  Mr.
Van tells me, 'n' the next week I watch him while he sends the hoss over
the course.  We're comin' up towards the club-house, after the work-out,
'n' we run into Miss Livingston.  She hands Mr. Van the icy stare 'n' he
starts to say something but she breaks in.

"'I wonder you care to waste any words on a mere racing wager,' she says.

"'Please let me try to explain . . .' says Mr. Van.

"'There can be no explanation.  What you did was the act of a boor--and a
fool,' says the dame, 'n' walks on by.

"I think over what she says.  'She's more sore cause she thinks he'll
lose than anythin' else,' I says to myself.  'He ain't in so bad, after
all.'  But Mr. Van don't tumble.  He's awful glum from then on.

"There's a fierce mob of swells at the course the day of the race, classy
rigs as far as you can see.  The last thing I says to Mr. Van is:

"'You've got the step of them any place in the route, but you're on a
thoroughbred, 'n' he'll run hisself into the ground if you let him.  You
don't know how to rate him right--so stay close to the Macbeth hoss till
you come to the last fence, then turn Rainbow loose, 'n' he'll make his
stretch-run alone.'

"There's six entries, but the race is between Rainbow and Macbeth from
the get-away.  Macbeth is a black hoss, 'n' I never believed till then a
hunter could romp that fast.  He was three len'ths ahead of the field at
the first fence, with Rainbow right at his necktie.  They gets so far
ahead, nobody sees the other starters from the second fence on.  Mr. Van
rides just like I tells him, 'n' lets the black hoss make the pace.
Man!--that hunter did run!  Towards the end both hosses begin to tire,
but the clip was easier fur the thoroughbred, 'n' I see Rainbow's got the
most left.

"Before they come to the last fence Mr. Van turns his hoss loose like I
tells him, 'n' he starts to come away from Macbeth.  My! but those swells
did holler!  They never thought Rainbow has a chance.  At the last fence
he's a len'th in front, 'n' right there it happens Mr. Van don't take
hold of him enough to keep his head up, 'n' he blunders at the fence 'n'
comes down hard on his knees.  Mr. Van slides clear to the hoss's ears,
'n' the crowd gives a groan as Macbeth comes over 'n' goes by.

"'He's gone!' I says to myself, 'n' I can't believe it when he gets back
in the saddle somehow 'n' starts to ride.  But the black hoss has a good
six len'ths 'n' now two hundred yards to go.

"'He'll never reach . . .' I says out loud.  'He'll never reach . . .'

"Then Rainbow begins his stretch-run with the blood comin' out of his
knees, 'n' while he's a tired hoss, a gamer one never looks through a
bridle.  I ain't knockin' that hunter--there was no canary in him, but I
think a game thoroughbred's the gamest hoss that lives!

"Ole Rainbow is a straight line from his nose to his tail.  His ears is
flat 'n' his mouth's half open fur air.  Every jump he takes looks thirty
feet long 'n' he's gettin' to the black hoss fast.  I'm watchin' the
distance to go 'n' all of a sudden I furgets where I am--.

"'He wins sure as hell!' I hollers.

"'Oh, will he?' says a voice.  I looks up 'n' there's Miss Livingston
sittin' on her hoss, her fists doubled up 'n' her face whiter'n chalk.

"About ten len'ths from the finish Rainbow gets to the black 'n' they
look each other in the eye.  But them long jumps of the thoroughbred
breaks the hunter's heart, 'n' Rainbow comes away, 'n' wins by a
len'th. . . .

"After I've cooled Rainbow out, 'n' bandaged his knees at the club
stables, I starts fur home with him.

"I'm just leavin' the main road, to take the short cut, when Miss
Livingston gallops by, with a groom trailin'.  She looks up the
cross-road, sees me 'n' the hoss, 'n' reins in.  She says somethin' to
the groom 'n' he goes on.

"Miss Livingston comes up the crossroad alone, 'n' stops when she gets to
us.

"'Is that Rainbow?' she says.

"'Yes'm,' I says.

"'Help me down, please,' she says.  I tries to do it, but I don't make a
good job of it.

"'You're not a lady's groom?' she says, smilin'.

"'No'm,' I says.

"'I should like to pat the winner;' she says.  'May I?'

"'Go as far as you like,' I says.

"'I beg pardon?' she says, lookin' at me funny.

"'Yes'm, you can pat him,' I says.

"She takes Rainbow by the head, 'n' sort of hugs it, 'n' rubs the tips of
her fingers over his eyelids.  Then she whispers to him, but I hears it.

"'Old precious!' she says.  'I've always loved Rainbows!  Do you bring a
fair day, too?'

"Just then a black auto sneaks around the bend of the main road, 'n' Mr.
Van's drivin' it.  He sees us, stops, 'n' comes up the side road to where
we are.  She don't hear him till he's right close.  Then she backs away
from Rainbow.

"'I thought you might become tired of your sudden interest in hunting,
Mr. Van Voast,' she says.  'And I should like to own this horse--I was
just looking at him,' she tries to say it haughty, but it don't seem to
scare him none.  He looks at her steady.

"'If I give you a rainbow, will you give me its equivalent?' he says.

"'A pot of gold?  Yes--  How much will you take?' she says, but she don't
look at him no more.

"'A pot of gold is at the end,' he says.  'This is the beginning,
dear. . . .  I want a promise.'

"'That would be a fair exchange, would it not?' she says, 'n' looks up at
him.  I never see eyes look like that before.  They puts me in mind of
when the band's playin' as the hosses go to the post fur the Kentucky
Derby.

"'Blister,' says Mr. Van, 'show the horses the view over the hill;
they'll enjoy it.'

"I'm on my way in a hurry, but hears her say:

"'Oh, Billy, not here!'

"They don't come along fur half an hour.  When they does, Mr. Van says to
me:

"'Lead Rainbow to the Livingston stables, Blister.  He has a new owner.'

"'Does you get a good price fur him?' I says, like I don't tumble to
nothin'.

"'What a remarkable groom!' says Miss Livingston.

"'Isn't he?' says Mr. Van.  Then he comes 'n' grabs me by the mitt.
'Don't worry about the price, old boy,' he says.  'No horse ever brought
so much before!'"



SALVATION

At the invitation of Blister Jones I had come from the city's heat to
witness the morning "work-outs".  For two hours horse after horse had
shot by, leaving a golden dust-cloud to hang and drift and slowly
settle.

It was fairly cool under the big tree by the track fence, and the click
of Blister's stop-watch, with his varied comments on what those clicks
recorded, drifted out of my consciousness much as had the dust-clouds.
Even the thr-rump, thr-rump, thr-rump of flying hoofs--crescendo,
fortissimo, diminuendo--finally became meaningless.

"Here's one bred to suit you!" rasped a nasal voice, and I sat up, half
awake, to observe a tall man lead a thorough-bred on to the track and
dexterously "throw" a boy into the tiny saddle.

"Why?" Blister questioned.

"He's by Salvation," explained the tall man.  "Likely-lookin' colt,
ain't he?  Think he favors the old hoss any?"

"'Bout the head he does," Blister answered.  "He won't girt as big as
the old hoss did at the same age."

"Well, if he's half as good as his daddy he's some hoss at that," the
tall man stated, as he started up the track, watch in hand.

Blister followed the colt with his eyes.

"Ever hear of Salvation?" he finally asked.

"Oh, yes," I replied.

"Well, I brings out Salvation as a three-year-old, 'n' what happens is
quite a bunch of chatter--want to hear it?"

"You know it," I said, dropping into Blister's vernacular.

"That's pretty good for you," he said, grinning at my slang.  "Well, to
begin with, I'm in Loueyville.  It's in the fall, 'n' I'm just back
from Sheepshead.  One way 'n' another I've had a good year.  I'm down
on two or three live ones when the odds are right, 'n' I've grabbed off
a bundle I ain't ashamed to flash in any kind of company.

"My string's been shipped South, 'n' I thinks I'll knock around
Kentucky fur a couple of weeks, 'n' see if I can't pick up some hosses
to train.

"One mawnin' I'm in the Gait House, lookin' fur a hossman that's
stoppin' there, 'n' I see Peewee Simpson settin' in the lobby like he'd
just bought the hotel.

"'Who left the door open?' I says to him.

"'It's still open, I see,' says Peewee, lookin' at me.

"We exchanges a few more remarks, 'n' then Peewee tells me he's come to
Loueyville to buy some yearlin's fur ole man Harris.

"'There's a dispersal sale to-morrow at the Goodloe farm,' says Peewee.
''N' I hear there's some real nice stuff going under the hammer.
General Goodloe croaked this spring.  They cleaned him in a cotton deal
last year 'n' now their goin' to sell the whole works--studs, brood
mares, colts--everything; plows, too--you want a plow?  All you need is
a plow 'n' a mule to put you where you belong.'

"'Where's this farm at?' I says.

"'Over in Franklin County,' says Peewee.  'I'm goin' over--want to go
'long?'

"'You're on,' I says.  'I'm not particular who travels with me any
more.'

"We gets off the train next mawnin' at a little burg called Goodloe,
'n' there's three or four niggers with three or four ratty-lookin' ole
rigs to drive hossmen out to the sale.  It's a fierce drive, 'n' the
springs is busted on our rig.  I thinks we'll never get there, 'n' I
begins to cuss Peewee fur bringin' me.

"'What you got to kick at?' says Peewee.  'Ain't you gettin' a free
ride?  Cheer up--think of all the nice plows you're goin' to see.'

"'You take them plows to hell 'n' make furrows in the cinders with
'em,' I says, wonderin' if I can get a train back to Loueyville anyways
soon.

"But when we gets to the farm I'm glad I come.  Man, that was some
farm!  Miles of level blue-grass pasture, with white fences cuttin' it
up into squares, barns 'n' paddocks 'n' sheds, all painted white, just
scattered around by the dozen.  There's a track to work hosses on, too,
but it's pretty much growed up with weeds.  The main house is back in
some big trees.  It's brick 'n' has two porches, one on top of the
other, all the way around it.

"The sale is just startin' when we get there.  The auctioneer is in the
judge's stand at the track 'n' the hosses is showed in the stretch.

"The first thing to sell is brood mares, 'n' they're as good a lot as I
ever looks over.  I loses Peewee in the crowd, 'n' climbs on to a shed
roof to see better.

"Pretty soon here comes a real ole nigger leadin' a mare that looks to
be about as old as the nigger.  At that she showed class.  Her head's
still fine, 'n' her legs ain't got so much as a pimple on 'em.

"'Number eleven in your catalogues, gentlemen!' says the auctioneer.
'Mary Goodloe by Victory, first dam Dainty Maid by--what's the use of
tellin' you _her_ breedin', you _all_ know _her_!  Gentlemen,' he says,
'how many of you can say you ever owned a Kentucky Derby winner?  Well,
here's your chance to own one!  This mare won the derby in--er--

"'Eighty-three, suh--I saw her do it,' says a man with a white mustache.

"'Eighty-three, thank you, Colonel.  You have a fine memory,' says the
auctioneer.  'I saw her do it, too.  Now, gentlemen,' he says, 'what am
I offered for this grand old mare?  She's the dam of six winners--three
of 'em stake hosses.  Kindly start the bidding.'

"'Twenty dollahs!' says the ole nigger who has hold of the mare.

"'Fifty!' says some one else.

"'Hole on dah,' sings out the ole nigger.  'I'se just 'bliged to tell
you folks I'se pu'chasin' dis hyar mare fo' Miss Sally Goodloe!'

"The auctioneer looks at the guy who bids fifty.

"'I withdraw that bid,' says the guy.

"'Sold to you for twenty dollars, Uncle Jake,' says the auctioneer.
'Bring on number twelve!'

"'Hyah's yo' twenty dollahs,' says the ole nigger, fishin' out a roll
of raggedy bills and passin' 'em up to the stand.

"'Thank you, Uncle Jake.  Come to the clerk for your bill of sale this
evenin',' says the auctioneer.

"I watches the sale a while longer, 'n' then mooches into the big barn
where the yearlin's 'n' two-year-olds is waitin' to be sold.  They're a
nice lot of colts, but I ain't interested in this young stuff--colts is
too much of a gamble fur me.  Only about one in fifty'll make good.
Somebody else can spend their money on 'em at that kind of odds.

"I goes out of the colt barn 'n' begins to ramble around, lampin'
things in general.  I comes to a shed full of plows, 'n' I has to laugh
when I sees 'em.  I'm standin' there with a grin on my face when a
nigger comes 'round the shed 'n' sees me lookin' at them plows.

"'Fine plows, sah, an' vehy cheap,' he says.

"'Do I look like I needs a plow?' I says to him.

"'No, sah,' says the nigger, lookin' me over.  'I cyant rightly say you
favohs plowin', but howkum you ain' tendin' de sale?'

"'I don't see nothin' over there that suits me,' I says.

"The nigger is sore in a minute.

"'You is suttanly hahd to please, white man,' he says.  'Ain' no finah
colts in Kaintucky dan dem.'

"'That may be so, but how about Tennessee?' I says, just to get him
goin'.

"'Tennessee!  Tennessee!' he says.  'What you talkin' 'bout?  Why, _we_
does de fahm wuck wid likelier colts dan _dey_ sends to de races.'

"'I've seed some nifty babies down there,' I says.

"'Look-a-hyar, man!' he says, 'you want to see a colt what am a colt?'

"'How far?' I says.

"'No ways at all, jus' over yondah,' says the nigger.

"'Lead me to it,' I say to him, 'n' he takes me over to a long lane
with paddocks down each side of it.  All the paddocks is empty but two.
In the first one is the ole mare, Mary Goodloe; 'n' next to her is a
slashin' big chestnut colt.

"'Cast yo' eyes on dat one!' says the nigger.

"I don't say nothin' fur five minutes.  I just looks at that colt.  I
never sees one like him before, nor since.  There's some dead leaves
blowin' around the paddock 'n' he's jumpin' on 'em with his front feet
like a setter pup playin'.  Two jumps 'n' he's clear across the
paddock!  His shoulders 'n' quarters 'n' legs is made to order.  His
head 'n' throat-latch is clean as a razor, 'n' he's the proudest thing
that ever stood on four legs.  He looks to be comin' three, but he's
muscled like a five-year-old.

"'How 'bout him, boss?' says the nigger after a while.

"'Well,' I says, 'they broke the mold when they made that one!'

"'Dar's de mold,' he says, pointin' to the ole mare in the next
paddock.  'She's his mammy.  Dat's Mahey Goodloe, named fo' ole Miss
Goodloe what's dade.  Dat mare win de derby.  Dis hyar colt's by
impo'ted Calabash.'

"'When does this colt sell?' I asks him.

"'He ain' fo' sale,' says the nigger.  'De estate doan own him.  De
General done gib him to Miss Sally when de colt's bohn.'

"'Where's she at now?' I says to the nigger.  I had to own that colt if
my roll could reach him--I knowed that 'fore I'd looked at him a minute.

"'Up to de house, mos' likely,' says the nigger.  'You'd better save
yo' shoe leather, boss.  She ain' gwine to sell dat colt no matter what
happens.'

"I beats it up to the big house, but when I gets there I see nobody's
livin' in it.  The windows has boards across 'em.  I looks in between
the cracks 'n' sees a whale of a room.  Hangin' from the ceilin' is two
things fur lights all covered with glass dingles.  They ain't nothin'
else in the room but a tall mirror, made of gold, that goes clear to
the ceilin'.  I walks clean around the house, but it's sure empty, so I
oozes back to the barns 'n' collars the sales clerk.

"'I'm a-lookin' fur Miss Goodloe,' I tells him.  'A nigger says she's
at the house, but I've just been up there 'n' they ain't even furniture
in it.'

"'No,' says the clerk; 'the furniture was sold to a New York collector
two weeks ago.  Miss Goodloe is livin' in the head trainer's house
across the road yonder.  She won't have that long, I don't reckon,
though I did hear she's fixin' to buy it when the farm sells, with some
money ole Mrs. Goodloe left her.'

"I goes over to the little house the clerk points out, 'n' knocks.  A
right fat nigger woman, with her sleeves rolled up, comes to the door.

"'What you want?' she says.

"'I want to see Miss Goodloe,' I says.

"'You cyant see her.  She ain' seein' nobody,' says the nigger woman,
'n' starts to shut the door.

"'Wait a minute, aunty," I says.  'I got to see her--it's business,
sure-enough business.'

"'Doan you aunty me!' says she.  'Now, you take yo' bisniss with you
an' ramble!  Bisniss has done sole off eve'y stick an' stone we got!  I
doan want to hyar no mo' 'bout bisniss long as I live'--'n' bang goes
the door.

"I waits a minute 'n' then knocks again--nothin' doin'.  I knocks fur
five minutes steady.  Pretty soon here she comes, but this time she's
got a big brass-handled poker with her.

"'Ef I has to clout you ovah de haid wid dis pokah you ain' gwine to
transack no mo' bisniss fo' a tollable long time!' she says.  She's mad
all right, 'n' she hollers this at me pretty loud.

"'Fore I can say anythin' a dame steps out in the hall 'n' looks at me
'n' the nigger woman 'n' the poker.

"'What's the matter, Liza?' she says to the nigger woman, 'n' her voice
is good to listen at.  You don't care what she says, just so she keeps
a-sayin' it.  She's got on a white dress with black fixin's on it, 'n'
she just suits her dress, 'cause her hair is dark 'n' her face is
white, 'n' she has great big eyes that put me in mind of--I don't know
what!  She ain't very tall, but she makes me feel littler'n her when
she looks at me.  She's twenty-four or five, mebby, but I'm a bum
guesser at a dame's age.

"'Dis pusson boun' he gwine to see you an' I boun' he ain', Miss
Sally,' says the nigger woman.  The little dame comes out on the porch.

"'I am Miss Goodloe,' she says to me.  'What do you wish?'

"'I want to buy a hoss from you, ma'am,' I says to her.

"'The horses are being sold across the way at that biggest barn,' she
says.

"'Yes'm,' I says, 'I've just come from there.  I--'

"'Have you been watching the sale?' she says, breakin' in.

"'Yes'm--some,' I says.

"'Liza, you may go to your kitchen now,' she says.  'Can you tell me if
they have sold the mare, Mary Goodloe, yet?' she says to me when the
nigger woman's gone.

"'Yes'm, she was sold,' I says.

"She flinches like I'd hit her 'n' I see her chin begin to quiver, but
she bites her lip 'n' I looks off down the road to give her a chance.
Pretty soon she's back fur more.  I'm feelin' like a hound.

"'Do you know who bought her?' she says.

"'A nigger man they call Uncle Jake buys her,' I says.

"'Uncle Jake!' she says.  'Are you sure?  Was he an old man with poor
eyesight?'

"'He was old all right,' I says.  'But I don't notice about his eyes.
He give twenty dollars fur her.'

"'Is that all she brought?' she says.

"'Well, she brings more,' I says, 'only the ole man makes a speech 'n'
tells 'em he's buying her fur you.  Everybody quit biddin' then.'  She
stands there a minute, her eyes gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.  I never see
eyes so big 'n' soft 'n' dark.

"'Would you do me a favor?' she says at last.

"'Fifty of 'em,' I says.  She gives me a little smile.

"'One's all that's necessary, thank you,' she says.  'Will you find
Uncle Jake for me and tell him I wish to see him?'

"'You bet I will,' I says, 'n' I beats it over to the barns. . .  I
finds Uncle Jake, 'n' he's got weak eyes all right--he can't hardly
see.  He's got rheumatism, too--he's all crippled up with it.  When I
gets back with him, Miss Goodloe's still standin' on the porch.

"'I want to find out who bought old Mary, Uncle Jake,' she says.  'Do
you know?'

"'I was jus' fixin' to come over hyar an' tell you de good news, Miss
Sally,' says Uncle Jake.  'When dey puts ole Mahey up to' sale, she
look pow'ful ole an' feeble.  De autioneer jes 'seeches 'em fo' to make
some sawt o' bid, but hit ain' no use.  Dey doan' nobody want her.  Hit
look lak de auctioneer in a bad hole--he doan' know what to do zakly.
Hit's gittin' mighty 'bahassin' fo' him, so I say to him: "Mr.
Auctioneer, I ain' promisin' nothin', but Miss Sally Goodloe mought be
willin' to keep dis hyar ole mare fo' 'membrance sake."  De auctioneer
am mighty tickled, an' he say, "Uncle Jake, ef Miss Sally will 'soom de
'sponsibility ob dis ole mare, hit would 'blige me greatly."  Dat's
howkum ole Mahey back safe in de paddock, an' dey ain' _nobody_ gwine
to take her away fum you, honey!'

"'Uncle Jake,' says Miss Goodloe, 'where is your twenty dollars you got
for that tobacco you raised?'

"'Ain' I tole you 'bout dat, Miss Sally?  Dat mis'able money done skip
out an' leave thoo a hole in ma pocket,' says Uncle Jake, 'n' pulls one
of his pants pockets inside out.  Sure enough, there's a big hole in it.

"'Didn't I give you a safety-pin to pin that money in your inside coat
pocket?' says Miss Goodloe.

"'Yess'm, dat's right,' he says.  'But I'se countin' de money one day
an' a span ob mules broke loose an' stahts lickety-brindle fo' de bahn,
an' aimin' to ketch de mules, I pokes de money in de pocket wid de
hole.  I ain' neber see dat no-'coun' money sence.'

"Miss Goodloe looks at the ole nigger fur a minute.

"'Uncle Jake . . . oh, Uncle Jake . . .' she says.  '_These_ are the
things I just _can't_ stand!' Her eyes fill up, 'n' while she bites her
lip agin, it ain't no use.  Two big tears roll down her cheeks.  'I'll
see you in a moment,' she says to me, 'n' goes inside.

"'Bad times!  Bad times, pow'ful bad times!' says Uncle Jake, 'n'
hobbles away a-mutterin' to hisself.

"It's begun to get under my skin right.  I'm feelin' queer, 'n' I gets
to thinkin' I'd better beat it.  'Don't be a damn fool!' I says to
myself.  'You ain't had nothin' to do with the cussed business 'n' you
can't help it none.  If you don't buy this colt somebody else will.'
So I sets on the edge of the porch 'n' waits.  It ain't so long till
Miss Goodloe comes out again.  I gets up 'n' takes off my hat.

"'What horse do you wish to buy?' she says.

"'A big chestnut colt by Calabash, dam Mary Goodloe,' I says.  'They
tell me you own him.'

"'Oh, I _can't_ sell _him_!' she says, backin' towards the door.  'No
one has ever ridden him but me.'

"'Is he fast?' I asks her.

"'Of course,' she says.

"'Is he mannered?' I asks.

"'Perfectly,' she says.

"'He ain't never seen a barrier, I suppose?' I says.

"'He's broken to the barrier,' she says then.

"'Who schools him?' I says.  'You tells me nobody's been on him but
you--'

"'I schooled him at the barrier with the other two-year-olds,' she says.

"'Whee!' I says.  'You must be able to ride some.'

"'I'd be ashamed of myself if I couldn't,' she says.

"'Are you sure you won't sell him?' I asks her.

"'Positive,' she says, 'n' I see she means it.

"'What you goin' to do with him?' I says.  'Don't you know it's wicked
not to give that colt a chance to show what he can do?'

"'I know it is,' she says.  'But I have no money for training expenses.'

"I studies a minute, 'n' all of a sudden it comes to me.  'You were
just achin' to help this little dame a while ago,' I says to myself.
'Here's a chance . . . be a sport!'  The colt _might_ make good, 'n'
she could use a thousand or so awful easy.

"'Miss Goodloe,' I says out loud, 'I might as well tell you I'm in love
with that colt.'  She gives me a real sweet smile.

"'Isn't he a darling?' she says, her face lightin' up.

"'That isn't the way I'd put it,' I says, 'but I guess we mean the
same.  Now, I'm a race-hoss trainer.  You read these letters from
people I'm workin' fur, 'n' then I'll tell you what I want to do.'  I
fishes out a bunch of letters from my pocket 'n' she sets down on the
steps 'n' begins to read 'em solemn as owls.

"'Why do they call you Blister?' she asks, lookin' up from a letter.

"'That's a nickname,' I says.

"'Oh,' she says, 'n' goes on readin'.  When she gets through she hands
the letters to me.  'They seem to have a lot of confidence in you,
Blis--Mr. Jones,' she says.

"'Stick to Blister,' I says, ''n' I'll always come when I'm called.'

"'Very well, Blister,' she says.  'Now, why did you wish me to read
those letters?'

"'I asks you to read them letters, because I got a hunch that colt's a
winner, 'n' I want to take a chance on him,' I says.  'I got a string
of hosses at New Awlins--now, you let me ship that colt down there 'n'
I'll get him ready.  I'll charge you seventy-five a month to be paid
out his winnings.  If he don't win--no charge.  Is it a go?'  She don't
say nothin' fur quite a while.  'I sees a dozen hossmen I knows over at
the sale,' I says.  'If you want recommends I can get any of 'em to
come over 'n' speak to you about me.'

"'No, I feel that you are trustworthy,' she says, 'n' goes to studyin'
some more.  'What I should like to know,' she says after while, 'is
this: Do trainers make a practise of taking horses at the same terms
you have just offered me?'

"'Sure they do,' I lies, lookin' her in the eye.  'Any trainer'll take
a chance on a promisin' colt.'

"'Are you certain?' she asks me, earnest.

"'Yes'm, dead certain,' I says.  She don't say nothin' fur maybe five
minutes, then she gets up 'n' looks at me steady.

"'You may take him,' she says, 'n' walks into the house.

"I finds Uncle Jake 'n' eases him two bucks.  It sure helps his
rheumatism.  He gets as spry as a two-year-old.  He tells me there's a
train at nine that evenin'.  I sends him to the depot to fix it so I
can take the colt to Loueyville in the express car, 'n' he says he'll
get back quick as he can.  I hunts up Peewee, but he's goin' to stay
all night, 'cause the yearlin's won't sell till next day. . . .

"The sun's goin' down when we starts fur the depot, Uncle Jake drivin',
'n' me settin' behind, leadin' the colt.  The sunlight's red, 'n' when
it hits that chestnut colt he shines like copper.  Say, but he was some
proud peacock!

"I sends word to Miss Goodloe we're comin', 'n' she's waitin' at the
gate.  The colt nickers when he sees her, 'n' she comes 'n' takes the
lead strap from me.  Then she holds up her finger at the colt.

"'Now, Boy-baby!' she says.  'Everything depends on you--you're all
mammy has in the world . . . will you do your best for her sake?'  The
colt paws 'n' arches his neck.  'See, he says he will!' she says to me.

"'What's his name?' I asks her.

"'Oh, dear, he hasn't any!' she says.  'I've always called him
Boy-baby.'

"'He can't race under that,' I says.

"'Between now and the time he starts I'll think of a name for him,' she
says.  'Do you really believe he can win?'

"'They tell me his dam wins twenty thousand the first year she raced,'
I says.

"'He'd be our salvation if he did that,' she says.

"'There's a name,' I says.  'Call him Salvation!'  She says over it two
or three times.

"'That's not a bad racing name, is it?' she asks me.

"'No'm,' I says.  'That's a good name.'

"'Very well, Boy-baby,' she says to the colt.  'I christen thee
_Salvation_, with this lump of sugar.  That's a fine name!  Always bear
it bravely.'  She puts her arms around the colt's neck 'n' kisses him
on the nose.  Then she hands me the lead strap 'n' steps aside.
'Good-by, and good luck!' she says.

"When we turns the bend, way down the road, she's still standin' there
watchin' us . . .

"I sends the colt down with a swipe, 'n' he's been at the track a week
when I gets to New Awlins.  The boys have begun to talk 'bout him
already, he's such a grand looker.  He don't give me no trouble at all.
He's quiet 'n' kind 'n' trustin'.  Nothin' gets him excited, 'n' I
begins to be afraid he'll be a sluggard.  It don't take me long to see
he won't do fur the sprints--distance is what he likes.  He's got a big
swingin' gallop that sure fools me at first.  He never seems to be
tryin' a lick.  When he's had two months prep. I has my exercise-boy
let him down fur a full mile.  Man! he _just gallops_ in _forty flat_!
Then I know I've got somethin'!

"His first race I'm as nervous as a dame.  I don't bet a dollar on him
fur fear I'll queer it.  Anyway, he ain't a good price--you can't keep
him under cover, he's too flashy-lookin'.

"Well, he comes home alone, just playin' along, the jock lookin' back
at the bunch.

"'How much has he got left?' I says to the jock after the race.

"'Him!' says the jock.  'Enough to beat anybody's hoss!'

"I starts him the next week, 'n' he repeats, but it ain't till his
_third_ race that I know fur sure he's a great hoss, with a racin'
heart.

"Sweeney has the mount, 'n' he don't get him away good--the colt's
layin' a bad seventh at the quarter.  Banjo's out in front, away
off--'n' she's a real good mare.  That pin-head Sweeney don't make a
move till the stretch, then he tries to come from seventh all at
once . . . 'n' by God, he does it!  That colt comes from nowhere to the
Banjo mare while they're goin' an eighth!  The boy on Banjo goes to the
bat, but the colt just gallops on by 'n' breezes in home.

"'You bum!' I says to Sweeney.  'What kind of a trip do you call that?
Did you get off 'n' shoot a butsy at the stretch bend?'

"'If I has a match I would,' says Sweeney.  'I kin smoke it easy, 'n'
then _back_ in ahead of them turtles.'

"I know then the colt's good enough fur the stakes, 'n' I writes Miss
Goodloe to see if I can use the fourteen hundred he's won to make the
first payments.  She's game as a pebble, 'n' says to stake him the
limit.  So I enters him from New Awlins to Pimlico.

"I've had all kinds of offers fur the colt, but I always tell 'em
nothin' doin'.  One day a lawyer named Jack Dillon, who owns a big
stock farm near Lexington, comes to me 'n' says he wants to buy him.

"'He ain't fur sale,' I tells him.

"'Everything's for sale at a price,' he says.  'Now I want that colt
worse than I do five thousand.  What do you say?'

"'I ain't sayin' nothin',' I says.

"'How does eight thousand look to you?' he says.

"'Big,' I says.  'But you'll have to see Miss Goodloe at Goodloe,
Kentucky, if you want this colt.'

"Oh, General Goodloe's daughter,' he says.  'Does she own him?  When I
go back next week I'll drop over and see her.'

"Well, Salvation starts in the Crescent City Derby, 'n' when he comes
under the wire Miss Goodloe's five thousand bucks better off.  He wins
another stake, 'n' then I ship him with the rest of my string to
Nashville.  The second night we're there, here comes Jack Dillon to the
stall with a paper bag in his hand.

"'You didn't get the colt?' I says to him.

"'No,' he says.  'I didn't get anything . . . I lost something.'

"'What?' I says.

"'Never mind what,' he says.  'Here, put this bag of sugar where I can
get at it.  She told me to feed him two lumps a day.'

"After that he comes every evenin' 'n' gives the colt sugar, but he's
poor company.  He just stands lookin' at the colt.  Half the time he
don't hear what I say to him.

"The colt wins the Nashville Derby, 'n' then I ships him to Loueyville
for the Kentucky.  We want him to win _that_ more'n all the rest, but
as luck goes, he ketches cold shippin', 'n' he can't start.

"Miss Goodloe comes over to Loueyville one mawnin' to see him.  She
gets through huggin' him after while, 'n' sets down in a chair by the
stall door.

"'Now, start at the beginning and tell me everything,' she says.

"So I tells her every move the colt makes since I has him.

"'How did he happen to catch cold?' she asks.

"'Constitution undermined,' I says.

"'Oh!  How dreadful!' she says.  'What caused it?'

"'Sugar,' I says, never crackin' a smile.

"She flushes up, 'n' I see she knows what I mean, but she don't ask no
more questions.  Before she leaves, Miss Goodloe tells me she'll come
to Cincinnati if the colt's well enough to start in the Latonia Derby.

"I ships to Cincinnati.  About noon derby day I'm watchin' the swipes
workin' on the colt.  He's favorite fur the Latonia 'n' there's mebby a
hundred boobs in front of the stall rubberin' at him.

"'Please let dis lady pass,' I hears some one say, 'n' here comes Liza
helpin' Miss Goodloe through the crowd.  When Liza sees me I ducks 'n'
holds up my arm like I'm dodgin' somethin'.  She grins till her mouth
looks like a tombstone factory.

"'I clean fohgot to bring dat pokah wid me,' she says.  'Hyar you is,
Miss Sally.'

"I don't hardly know Miss Goodloe.  There's nothin' like race day to
get a dame goin'.  Her eyes are shinin' 'n' her cheeks are pink, 'n'
she don't look more'n sixteen.

"'Why, Boy-baby,' she says to the colt, 'you've grown to be such a
wonderful person I can't believe it's you!'  The colt knows it's race
day 'n' he don't pay much attention to her.  'Oh, Boy-baby!' says Miss
Goodloe, 'I'm afraid you've had your head turned . . . you don't even
notice your own mammy!'

"'His head ain't turned, it's full of race,' I says to her.  He'll come
down to earth after he gets that mile-'n'-a-quarter under his belt.'

"When the bugle blows, Miss Goodloe asks me to stay in her box with her
while the derby's run.  There's twenty thousand people there 'n' I
guess the whole bunch has bet on the colt, from the way it sounds when
the hosses parade past.  You can't hear nothin' but '_Salva-a-tion!
Oh, you Salva-a-tion_!'

"They get a nice break all in a line, but when they come by the stand
the first time, the colt's layin' at the rail a len'th in front,
fightin' fur his head.

"'_Salva-a-tion_!' goes up from the stands in one big yell.

"'_There he goes_!' hollers some swipe across the track, 'n' then
everything is quiet.

"Miss Goodloe's got her fingers stuck into my arm till it hurts.  But
that don't bother me.

"'Isn't it wonderful?' she says, but the pink's gone out of her cheeks.
She's real pale . . .

"They never get near the colt. . . .  He comes home alone with that big
easy, swingin' gallop of his, 'n' goes under the wire still fightin'
fur his head.

"Then that crowd goes plumb crazy!  Men throws their hats away, 'n'
dances around, yellin' till they can't whisper!  Miss Goodloe is
shakin' so I has to hold her up.

"'Isn't he _grand_?  How would you like to own him?' a woman in the
next box says to her.

"'I'd love it,' says Miss Goodloe, 'n' busts out cryin'.  'You'll think
I'm an awful baby!' she says to me.

"'I don't mind them kind of tears,' I says.

"'Neither do I,' she says, laughin', 'n' dabbin' at her face with a
dinky little hankerchiff.

"I wait till they lead the colt out in front of the stand, 'n' put the
floral horseshoe round his neck, then I takes Miss Goodloe down to
shake hands with the jock.

"'How do you like him?' she says to the jock.

"'Well, ma'am,' he says, 'I've ridden all the good ones, but he's the
best hoss I ever has under me!'

"'What's the record fur this race?' I yells across the track to the
timer.  He points down at the time hung up.

"'That's it!' he hollers back.

"'Didn't he do it easy?' says the jock to me.

"There's no use to tell you what Salvation done to them Eastern hosses;
everybody knows about that.  It got so the ginnies would line up in a
bunch, every time he starts, 'n' holler: '_They're off--there he
goes_!'  They does it regular, 'n' pretty soon the crowds get next 'n'
then everybody does it.  He begins to stale off at Pimlico, so I ships
him to Miss Goodloe, 'n' writes her to turn him out fur three or four
months.

"It ain't a year from the time we leaves Miss Goodloe standin' in the
road till then.  Salvation wins his every start.  He's copped off forty
thousand bucks.  I guess that's goin' some!

"When the season closes I goes through Kentucky on my way South, 'n' I
takes a jump over from Loueyville to see the colt.  Miss Goodloe's
bought a hundred acres around her little house, 'n' the colt's turned
out in a nice bluegrass field.  We're standin' watchin' him, when she
puts somethin' in my pocket.  I fishes it out 'n' it's a check fur five
thousand bucks.

"'I've been paid what's comin' to me,' I says.  'Nothin' like this
goes.'

"'Oh, yes, it does!' she says.  'I have investigated since you told me
that _story_.  Trainers do _not_ pay expenses on other people's horses.
Now, put that back in your pocket or I will be mortally offended.'

"'I don't need it,' I says.

"'Neither do I,' she says.  'I haven't told you--guess what I've been
offered for Salvation?'

"'I give it up,' I says.

"'Fifty thousand dollars,' she says.  'What do you think of that?'

"'Are you goin' to sell?' I asks her.

"'Certainly not,' she says.

"'He'll earn twice that in the stud,' I says.  'Who makes you the
offer--Mr. Dillon?'

"'No, a New York man,' she says.  'I guess Mr. Dillon has lost interest
in him.'

"I guess he hasn't,' I says.  'I seen him at Pimlico, 'n' he was worse
'n ever.'

"'Did--did he still feed him sugar?' she says, but she don't look at me
while she's gettin' it out.

"'You bet he did,' I says.

"'Shall you see him again?' she asks me.

"'Yes'm, I'll see him at New Awlins,' I says.

"'You may tell him,' she says, her face gettin' pink, 'that as far as
my horse is concerned I haven't changed my mind.'

"On the way back to the house I gets to thinkin'.

"'I'm goin' round to the kitchen 'n' say hello to Aunt Liza,' I says to
Miss Goodloe.

"Liza's glad to see me this time--mighty glad.

"'Hyah's a nice hot fried cake fo' you, honey,' she says.

"'This ain't no fried cake,' I says.  'This is a doughnut.'

"'You ain' tryin' to tell _me_ what a fried cake is, is you?' she says.

"'Aunt Liza,' I says to her while I'm eatin' the doughnut, 'I sees Mr.
Jack Dillon after he's been here, 'n' he acts like he'd had a bad time.
Did you take a poker to him, too?'

"'No, sah,' she says.  'Miss Sally tended to his case.'

"'It's too bad she don't like him,' I says.

"'Who say she doan' like him?' says Liza.  'He come a sto'min' round
hyah like he gwine to pull de whole place up by de roots an' transport
hit ovah Lexington way.  Fust he's boun' fo' to take dat hoss what's
done win all dem good dollahs.  Den his min' flit f'om dat to Miss
Sally, an' he's aimin' to cyar her off like she was a 'lasses bar'l or
a yahd ob calico.  Who is dem Dillons, anyway?  De Goodloes owned big
lan' right hyar in Franklin County when de Dillons ain' nothin' but
Yankee trash back in Maine or some other outlan'ish place!  Co'se we
sends him 'bout his bisniss--him an' his money!  Ef he comes roun'
hyar, now we's rich again, an' sings small fo' a while.  Miss Sally
mighty likely to listen to what he got to say--she so kindly dat a-way.'

"At the depot in Goodloe that night I writes a wire to Jack Dillon.
'If you still want Salvation better come to Goodloe,' is what the wire
says.  I signs it 'n' sends it 'n' takes the train fur New Awlins.

"The colt ruptures a tendon not long after that, so he never races no
more, 'n' I ain't never been to Goodloe since."

Blister yawned, lay back on the grass and pulled his hat over his face.

"Is Salvation alive now?' I asked.

"Sure he's alive!"  The words come muffled from beneath the hat.  "He's
at the head of Judge Dillon's stock farm over near Lexington."

"I'm surprised Miss Goodloe sold him," I said.

"She don't . . . sell him," Blister muttered drowsily.  "Mrs.
Dillon . . . still . . . owns him."



A TIP IN TIME

Blister was silent as we left the theater.  I had chosen the play
because I had fancied it would particularly appeal to him.  The name
part--a characterization of a race-horse tout--had been acceptably done
by a competent young actor.  The author had hewn as close to realism as
his too clever lines would permit.  There had been a wealth of
Blister's own vernacular used on the stage during the evening, and I
had rather enjoyed it all.  But Blister, it was now evident, had been
disappointed.

"You didn't like it?" I said tentatively, as I steered him toward the
blazing word "Rathskeller," a block down the street.

"Oh, I've seed worse shows," was the unenthusiastic reply.  "I can get
an earful of that kind of chatter dead easy without pryin' myself loose
from any kale," he added.

I saw where the trouble lay.  The terse expressive jargon of the race
track, its dry humor just beneath its hard surface, might delight the
unsophisticated, but not Blister.  To him it lacked in novelty.

"I ain't been in one of these here rats ketchers fur quite a while,"
said Blister, as we descended the steps beneath the flambuoyant sign.
"Do you go to shows much?" he asked, when two steins were between us on
the flemish oak board.

"Not a great deal," I replied.  "I did dramatics--wrote up shows--for
two years and that rather destroyed my enjoyment of the theater."

"I got you," said Blister.  "Seein' so much of it spoils you fur it.
That's me, too.  I won't cross the street to see a show when I'm on the
stage."

Had he suddenly announced himself king of the Cannibal Islands I would
have looked and felt about as then.  I gazed at him with dropping jaw.

"No, I ain't bugs!" he grinned, as he saw my expression.  "I'm on the
stage quite a while.  Ain't I never told you?"

"You certainly have not," I said emphatically.

"I goes on the stage just because I starts to cuss a dog I owns one
day," said Blister.  "It's the year they pull off one of these here
panic things, and believe me the kale just fades from view!  It you
borrow a rub-rag, three ginnies come along to bring it back when you're
through.  If you happens to mention you ain't got your makin's with
you, the nearest guy to you'll call the police.  They wouldn't have a
hoss trained that could run a mile in nothin'.

"A dog out on grass don't cost but two bucks a month.  It seems like
the men I'm workin' fur all remembers this at once.  When I'm through
followin' shippin' instructions I'm down to one mutt, 'n' I owns him
myself.  He's some hoss--I don't think.  He's got a splint big as a
turkey egg that keeps him ouchy in front half the time, 'n' his heart
ain't in the right place.  I've filled his old hide so full of hop you
could knock his eyes off with a club, tryin' to make him cop, but he
won't come through--third is the best he'll do.

"One day about noon I'm standin' lookin' in the stall door, watchin'
him mince over his oats.  They ain't nothin' good about this dog--not
even his appetite.  I ain't had a real feed myself fur three days, 'n'
when I sees this ole counterfeit mussin' over his grub I opens up on
him.

"'Why, you last year's bird's nest!' I says to him.  'What th' hell
right have you got to be fussy with your eats?  They ain't a oat in
that box but what out-classes you--they've all growed faster'n you can
run!  The only thing worse'n you is a ticket on you to win.  If I pulls
your shoes off 'n' has my choice between you 'n' them--I takes the
shoes.  If I wouldn't be pinched fur it I gives you to the first nut
they lets out of the bughouse--you sour-bellied-mallet-headed-yellow
pup!  You cross between a canary 'n' a mud-turtle!'

"That gets me sort-a warmed up, 'n' then I begins to really tell this
dog what the sad sea waves is sayin'.  When I can't think of nothin'
more to call him, I stops.

"'Outside of that he's all right, ain't he?' says some one behind me.

"'No,' I says, 'he has other faults besides.'

"I turns round 'n' there's a fat guy with a cigar in his face.  He's
been standin' there listenin'.  He's got a chunk of ice stuck in his
chest that you have to look at through smoked glasses.  He's got
another one just as big on his south hook.  Take him all 'n' all he
looks like the real persimmon.

"'Do you own him?' says the fat guy.

"'You've had no call to insult a stranger,' I says.  'But it's on me--I
owns him.'

"'I'm sorry you've got such a bad opinion of him,' he says.  'I was
thinkin' of buyin' him.'

"I looks around fur this guy's keeper--they ain't nobody in sight.

"'This ain't such a bad hoss,' I says.  'Them remarks you hears don't
mean nothin'.  They're my regular pet names fur him.'

"'I'd like to be around once when you talk to a bad one,' says the guy.
'Now look a-here,' he says.  'I'll buy this horse, but get over all
thoughts of makin' a sucker out of me.  What do you want for him?  If
you try to stick me up--I'm gone.  The woods is full of this kind.
Let's hear from you!'

"'Fur a hundred I throws in a halter,' I says.

"'You've sold one,' says the guy, 'n' peels off five yellow men from a
big roll.

"When I've got the kale safe in my clothes, I gets curious.

"'What do you want with this hoss?' I says.

"'He's to run on rollers in a racing scene,' he says.

"'Well,' I says, 'some skates has rollers on 'em, maybe they'll help
this one.  God knows he ain't any good with just legs!'

"'He's plenty good enough for his act,' says the guy.  'And say, I want
another one like him, and a man to go on the road with 'em.  Can you
put me wise?'

"'How much would be crowded towards the party you want, Saturday
nights?' I says.

"'Twenty dollars and expenses,' says he.

"'Make it thirty,' I says.  'Travelin's hard on them that loves their
home.'

"'We'll split it,' he says.  'Twenty-five's the word.'

"'My time's yours,' I says.

"'How about the other horse?' says the fat guy.

"'You'll own him in eight minutes,' I says.  'Stay here with Edwin
Booth till I get back.'

"I hustles down the line 'n' finds Peewee Simpson washin' out
bandages--that's what he'd come to.

"'You still got that sorrel hound?' I says to him.

"'Nope,' says Peewee.  'He's got me.  I'm takin' in washin' to support
him.'

"'Brace yourself fur a shock,' I says.  'I'll give you real money fur
him.'

"Peewee looks at me fur a minute like you done a while ago.

"'Don't wake me up!' he says.  'I must--' then he stops 'n' takes
another slant at me.  'Say!' he says, 'I'll bet you've got next!  I
ain't told you yet--who put you hep?'

"'Hep to what?' I says.

"'Why, this hoss works a mile in forty yesterday,' says Peewee.  'I'm
goin' to cop with him next week.'

"'Your work's coarse,' I says.  'The only way that dog goes a mile in
forty is in the baggage coach ahead.  I'm in a hurry!  Here's a hundred
fur the pup.  Don't break a leg gettin' him out of the stall.'

"I don't stop to answer Peewee's questions, but leads the hoss back to
the fat guy.

"'Here's Salvini,' I says.  'He cost you a hundred.'

"'S. R. O. for you,' says he, 'n' slips me the hundred.  'Now, take him
and Edwin Booth to the livery-stable round the corner from the Alhambra
Theater.  Come to the Gilsey House at six o'clock and ask for me.  My
name is Banks.'

"'There's class to that name,' I says.  'It sure sounds good to me.'

"'Keep on your toes like you've done so far and it'll be as good as it
sounds,' says he.

"That evenin' Banks tells me the dogs he's bought is fur a show called
_A Blue Grass Belle_.  A dame is to ride one of 'em in the show, 'n'
I'm to ride the other.

"'I've arranged to have the apparatus set up back of the
livery-stable,' says Banks, 'so you can rehearse the horses for their
act.  When they know their parts I'll bring Pixley around and you can
work the act together.  She was a rube before she hit the big town and
she says she can ride.'

"Say, this dingus fur the hosses to run on is there like a duck.  The
guy that thinks it up has a grand bean!  You leads a hoss on to it 'n'
when it's ready you gives him the word.  He starts to walk off, nothin'
doin', he ain't goin' nowhere.  You fans him with the bat.  'I'll be on
my way,' he says.  But he ain't got a chance--the faster he romps the
faster the dingus rolls out from under him.  He can run a forty shot,
'n' he don't go no further 'n I can throw a piano!

"After I've worked both dogs on the dingus fur a week or so, I tells
Banks they know the game--'n' believe me, they did!  Why, them ole
hounds got so they begins to prance when they see the machine.  They'd
lay down 'n' ramble till they dropped if I lets 'em.  They liked it
fine!

"'I'll send Pixley around to-morrow,' says Banks.  'I want you to teach
her the jockey's crouch when she's on her horse.'

"Next mawnin' I'm oilin' up the dingus when a chicken pokes her little
head out the back door of the livery-stable.

"'Hello, kid,' she says to me.

"'Hello, girlie,' I says back.

"'_Miss Pixley_, if you _please_,' she says.

"'All right,' I says.  ''N' while we're at it Mr. Jones'll suit me.'

"'Fade away,' she says, 'n' I see she's got a couple of dimples.  'Mr.
Jones don't suit you.'

"'Make it Blister, then,' I says.

"'You're on,' she says.  'And you can stick to girlie.'

"Say, she was a great little dame; she makes a hit with me the first
dash out of the box.  When it comes to ridin' she's game as a wasp.
She has on a long coat, 'n' I don't see what's underneath.

"'Banks tells me you ride like a jock in the show,' I says.  'You can't
cut the mustard with that rig on.'

"'Sure not, Simple Simon!' she says.  'Do you think this grows on me?'
She sheds the coat, 'n' I see she's got on leggins 'n' a pair of puffy
pants.

"I throws her on to Salvini 'n' he begins to prance around, me holdin'
him by the head.

"'Whoa, you big bum!' I says to him.

"'Quit knocking my horse,' she says.  'Let go of him and see if I care.'

"I turns him loose 'n' she lets him jump a few times 'n' then rides him
on to the machine.  I see she knows her business so I stands beside her
'n' makes her sit him like she ought.  It don't take her no time to get
wise.  Pretty soon she's clear over with a hand on each side of his
withers, 'n' him goin' like a stake hoss.

"'That's the dope!' I hollers.  I has to yell 'cause the ole hound is
makin' a fierce racket on the machine.

"'I feel like a monkey on a stick,' she hollers back, but she don't
look like one.  Her hair's shook loose, her eyes is shinin', 'n' them
dimples of her's is the life of the party.

"'So long, professor,' she says to me when she's goin'.  'Much obliged
for the lesson.  Our act will be a scream.'

"Not long after that they moves the dingus over to the theater, 'n'
Banks tells me to bring the hosses over at three o'clock the next day.
I'm there to the minute, but nobody shows up 'n' I stands out in front
with the dogs fur what seems like a week.  All of a sudden a tall pale
guy, who ain't got no coat on, comes bustin' out of the entrance.

"'Where in hell and damnation have you been with these skates?' he
says.  His hair is stickin' up on end 'n' he's got a wild look in his
eye.

"'Batty as a barn,' I says to myself, 'n' gets behind Edwin Booth.

"'Speak up!' says the pale guy.  'Before I do murder!'  I looks up 'n'
down the street--not a cop in sight.

"'I'm a gone fawn skin,' I says to myself, but I thinks I'll try to
soothe him till help comes.

"'That's all right, pal, that's all right,' I says to him.  'These
pretty hosses are in a show.  Did you ever see a show?  I seen a show
once that--'

"'My poor boy,' he says, breakin' in.  'I didn't know!  What got into
Banks?' he says, sort-a to hisself.  'Try and remember,' he says to me,
'weren't you told to bring these pretty horses here at three o'clock?'

"That puts me jerry, 'n' I sure am sore when I thinks how he gets my
goat.

"'Why, you big stiff!' I says.  'Ain't I been standin' here with these
plugs fur a week?  If you wants 'em, why don't you come 'n' tell me to
lead 'em in?  Do you think I'm a mind-reader?'

"His voice gets wild again.

"'Lead 'em in where?' he says.  'Through the lobby?  Do you want to buy
'em tickets at the box-office?  Will you have orchestra chairs for 'em
or will front-row balcony do?  Now beat it up that alley to the stage
entrance, you doddering idiot!' he says.  'You've held up this
rehearsal two hours!'

"Say, I've made some fierce breaks in my time, but that was the limit.
It goes to show what a sucker anybody is at a new game.  But at that, a
child would have knowed those dogs didn't go in the front way.

"When I gets on to the stage with the hosses, there's guys 'n' dames
standin' around all over it.  The chicken comes 'n' shakes my mitt.

"'Say, kid,' she says, 'you'll hit the street for this sure.  Where
_have_ you been?'

"Before I can tell her, here comes the pale guy down the aisle.

"'Everybody off stage!' he hollers.  The bunch beats it to the sides.
'Now,' says the pale guy.  'We'll start the third act.  Pixley,' he
says to the chicken, 'I'll read your lines.  You explain to Daniel
Webster his cue, lines and business for your scene.  Charlie, hold
those horses.'

"The chicken starts to wise me up like he tells her.  I'm a jock in the
play, 'n' I has one line to say.  'He'll win, sir, never fear,' is the
line.  What another guy says to me before I says it she calls a cue,
'n' I learns that, too.  I don't remember much what goes on that first
day.  I gets through my stunt O. K., except what I has to say--somehow,
I can't get it off my chest louder'n a he-mouse can squeak.

"'If any one told me a horse would win, in that tone of voice,' says
the pale guy to me, 'I'd go bet against him!'  He keeps me sayin' it
over 'n' over till pretty soon you can hear me nearly three feet away.
'That'll have to do for today,' says the pale guy.  'Everybody here at
two o'clock to-morrow.  I'll have the lobby swept out for your
entrance, Daniel Webster,' he says to me.

"I tries the back door fur a change next day and they rehearse all
afternoon.  I'm here to say that pale guy is some dispenser of remarks.
At plain 'n' fancy cussin' he's a bear.

"He's got the whole bunch buffaloed, except the chicken.  She hands it
back to him when it comes too strong.

"'Pixley,' he says to her once, 'your directions call for a quick exit.
The audience will be able to stand it if you get off stage inside of
ten minutes.  Try and remember you are not stalling a Johnny with a
fond farewell in this scene.'

"'That's a real cute crack,' says the chicken.  'But you've got your
dates mixed.  I can shoo a Johnny, even if he's in the profession,' she
says, lookin' at him, 'quicker than a bum stage manager can fire a
little chorus girl.'

"The pale guy's name is De Mott.  He looks at her hard fur a minute,
then he swallers the dose.

"'Proceed with the act,' he says.

"The show goes great the first night, far as I can see, but De Mott
ain't satisfied.

"'It's dragging!  It's dragging!' he keeps sayin' to everybody.

"A minute before I has to walk out on the stage, leadin' Edwin Booth, I
can't think of nothin' but what I has to say.  I gets one look at all
them blurry faces, 'n' I goes into a trance.

"'More than life depends on this race!' I hears a voice say, about a
mile off.  That's my cue, but all I can remember is to tell him it's a
cinch, 'n' say it loud.

"'The dog cops sure as hell!' I hollers.

"After the act De Mott rushes over tearin' at his collar like it's
chokin' him.

"'Don't you even know the difference between a horse and a dog?' he
yells at me.

"'If you sees this hound cough it up in the stretch often as I have,
you calls him a dog yourself,' I says.

"I don't furget again after that, 'n' things go along smooth as silk
from then on.

"The show runs along fur a week, but it don't make good.

"'The waving corn for this outfit!' says the chicken to me, Saturday
night.  'The citizens of Peoria, Illinois, will have a chance to lamp
my art before long.'

"She's got it doped right.  We hit the road in jig-time.  Banks makes a
speech before we leaves.

"'Ladies and gentlemen,' he says, 'I thank you for your good work.  Mr.
De Mott will represent me on the road.  I hope you will be a happy
family, and I wish you success.'

"Outside of the chicken, I'm not stuck on the bunch.  They're as cheap
a gang as I'm ever up against.  This De Mott guy is a cheese right, but
he sure thinks he's the original bell-wether.  He's strong fur the
chicken, 'n' this makes the others sore at her.  They don't have much
to do with me neither, 'n' she don't fall fur De Mott, so her 'n' me
sees each other a lot.

"She's a bug over hosses 'n' the track.  She wants me to tell her all
about trainin' a hoss 'n' startin' a hoss 'n' fifty other things
besides.

"'I always lose,' she says.  'But then, I'm a rummy.  Can you tell
which horse is going to win, Blister?'

"'Sometimes,' I says.

"'When you go back to the track will you put me wise so I can win?' she
says.

"'You bet I will, girlie!' I says.  'Any time I cut loose a good thing
you gets the info right from the feed-box.'

"De Mott keeps noticin' us stickin' together.  He's talkin' to her once
when I'm passin' by.

"'He's on the square,' she says pretty loud.  'And that's more than you
can say about a lot of people I know.'

"'That big ham was trying to knock you,' she says to me afterwards.

"We makes a bunch of towns.  Nothin' very big--burgs like Erie 'n'
Grand Rapids 'n' Dayton.  Finally we hits St. Louis fur a two weeks'
stand.  This suits me.  I'm sure tired of shippin' the dogs every few
days.

"One night the chicken stops me as I'm takin' the pups to their kennel.

"'Come back for me, Blister,' she says, 'when you get your horses put
up.  There's a Johnny in this town that's pestering the life out of me.
He wants me to go to 'Frisco with him.'

"When I gets back to the theater I sees a green buzz-wagon at the stage
door with a guy 'n' a shofe in it.

"The chicken has hold of my arm comin' out of the door, but she lets go
of it 'n' then steps up straight to the buzz-wagon.

"'I can't keep my engagement with you this evening,' she says.  'My
brother's in town and I'm going to be with him.'

"'Bring your brother along,' says the guy, 'n' I know by that he's got
it bad.

"'I can't very well,' she says.  'We have some family matters to talk
over.  I'll see you some other evening.'

"The very next night a bunch of scenery tumbles over.  The race is
goin' on, 'n' Edwin Booth is layin' down to it right.  A piece of
scenery either falls under his feet or else jims the machine, I never
knows which, anyhow, all of a sudden the hoss gets real footin'.
Bingo!  We're on our way like we're shot out of a gun.  We go through
all the scenery on that side 'n' Edwin Booth does a flop when he hits
the brick wall at the end of the stage.  The ole hound ain't even
scratched.  I ain't hurt neither.

"The curtain rings down 'n' De Mott comes a-lopin' to where I'm gettin'
a painted grand-stand off of Edwin Booth's front legs.

"'In heaven's name what were you trying to do?' he says.

"'I was just practisin' one of them quick exits you're always talkin'
about,' I says.

"'All right,' he says.  'Keep on practising till you come to that door!
Follow on down the street till you reach the river and then jump in!'

"'I guess I'm fired--is that it?' I says.

"'You're a good guesser,' says De Mott.

"The chicken has come over by this time.

"'Are you hurt, Blister?' she says.

"'Not a bit, girlie,' I says, 'n' starts to go change my clothes.

"'Wait till I give you an order on the box-office for your money,' says
De Mott.

"'Well, get busy,' I says to him.  'I've stood it around where you are
about as long as is healthy.'

"'What's that?' says the chicken to De Mott.  'You don't mean to tell
me you fired him!'

"'I don't mean to tell you _anything_ that's none of your business,'
says De Mott.  'Go dress for the next act!'

"'Not on your life!' she says.  'You can't fire him; it wasn't _his_
fault!  I'll write Banks a _lot_ I know about you!'

"De Mott pulls out his watch.

"'I'll give you just _one minute_ to start for your dressing-room,' he
says to her.

"The chicken knocks the watch out of his hand.

"'_That_ for your old turnip and you, too!' she says.

"'You're fired!' yells De Mott.

"'Oh, no, I ain't!' says the chicken.  'That's my way of breaking a
contract and a watch at the same time.  You needn't write an order for
me,' she says.  'I'm overdrawn a week now.'

"When we're leavin', after we gets our street clothes on, De Mott stops
us.

"'There's a way you can both get back,' he says to the chicken.

"'When I sell out,' says she, 'it'll be to a real man for real money,
not to a cheap ham-fat for a forty-dollar job.'

"The chicken won't stay at the hotel where the bunch is that night, so
we both moves over to another.  When we pays our bill I have seven
bucks left 'n' she has six.

"'We'll decide what to do in the morning, Blister,' she says.  'I've
got a headache, so I think I'll hit the hay.'

"She goes to her room 'n' I sets 'n' studies how this is goin' to wind
up, till three o'clock.

"We has breakfast together the next mawnin' about noon.

"'Well,' says the chicken, 'I've been up against it before, but this is
tougher than usual.  Everybody I know is broke or badly bent.'

"'Same here,' I says.

"'You poor kid!' she says.  'What'll you do?'

"'Don't worry none about me,' I says.  'I can get to New Awlins
somehow--they're racin' down there.  But what about you?'

"'If I could get back East,' she says, 'I know a floor-walker at Macy's
who'll stake me to a job till I can get placed.'

"'You stick around here,' I says, when we're through eatin'.  'I'll go
out 'n' give the burg a lookin' over.'

"'I've got that Johnny's phone number,' she says.  'I wonder if he'd
stand for a touch without getting too fresh?'

"I goes to the desk 'n' wigwags the clerk.  He's a fair-haired boy with
a alabaster dome.

"'Are they runnin' poolrooms in the village?' I says.

"'Yes, sir,' he says.  'Pool and billiard room just across the street.'

"'Much obliged,' I says.  I see the tomtit ain't got a man's size chirp
in him, so I goes outside 'n' hunts up a bull.

"'Can you wise me up to a pony bazaar in this neck of the woods?' I
says to him.

"'Go chase yourself,' he says.  'What do you think I am--a capper?'

"'Be a sport,' I says.  'Come through with the info--I ain't a live
one.  I'm a chalker, 'n' I'm flat.  I'm lookin' fur a job.'

"He sizes me up fur quite a while.

"'Well,' he says at last, 'I guess if they trim you they'll earn it.
Go down two blocks, then half a block to your right and take a squint
at the saloon with the buffalo head over the bar.'

"I finds the saloon easy enough.

"'Make it a tall one,' I says to the barkeep.

"While I'm lappin' up the drink, a guy walks in 'n' goes through a door
at the other end of the booze parlor.

"'Where does that door go to?' I says to the barkeep.

"'It's nothin' but an exit,' he says.

"'That's right in my line,' I says.  'I'll take a chance at it.'

"When I opens the door I hears a telegraph machine goin'.

"'Just like mother used to make,' I says out loud, 'n' follows down a
dark hall to the poolroom.

"I watches the New Awlins entries chalked up 'n' I sees a hoss called
Tea Kettle in the third race.  Now this Tea Kettle ain't a bad pup.
He's owned by a couple of wise Ikes who never let him win till the odds
are right.  Eddie Murphy has this hoss 'n' Duckfoot Johnson's swipin'
him.'

"'I wish I knew what they're doin' with that Tea Kettle to-day,' I says
to myself, when I've looked 'em all over.

"I've been settin' there fur quite a while when a nigger comes in.  I
don't pay no attention to him at first, but I happen to see him fish a
telegram out of his pocket 'n' look at it.

"'That ole nigger's got some dope,' I says to myself.  'I'll amble over
'n' try to kid it out of him.'

"I mosies over to where he's settin'.  He puts the wire in his pocket
when he sees me comin'.  I sets down beside him 'n' goes to readin' the
paper.  Pretty soon I folds up the paper 'n' looks at the board.

"'That Tea Kettle might come through,' I says to the ole nigger.

"'Dat ain' likely,' he says.  'He ain' won fo' a coon's aige.'

"'I talks to his swipe not very long ago,' I says, ''n' he tells me
he's good.'

"The ole nigger looks at me hard.

"'Whar does you hol' dis convahsation at?' he says.

"'Sheepshead,' I says.

"'Does you reccomember de name ob de swipe?' says the ole nigger.

"'Sure!' I says, 'I've knowed _him_ all my life!  His name is Duckfoot
Johnson.'

"'Yes, suh!' he says.  'Yes, suh--an' what mought yo' name be?'

"'Blister Jones,' I says.

"'Why, man!' he says, 'I've heard ob you frequen'ly.  Ma name am
Johnson.  Duckfoot is ma boy; hyars a tellegam fum him!'

"He pulls out the wire.  'T. K. in the third,' it says.  I looks up at
the board--Tea Kettle's twelve-to-one.

"I goes out of that poolroom on the jump 'n' runs all the way to the
hotel.  The chicken ain't in her room.  I falls down-stairs 'n' looks
all around--nothin' doin'.  All of a sudden I sees her in the telephone
booth.

"'Gimme that six bones quick!' I says when I've got the glass door
open.  She puts her hand over the phone.

"'Here, it's in my bag,' she says.

"I grabs the bag 'n' beats it.  I gets the change out on my way back to
the poolroom.  The third race is still open, 'n' I gets ten bucks
straight 'n' two to show on Tea Kettle.  Then I goes over where ole man
Johnson's settin'.

"'Whar does you go so quick like?' he says.

"'I'm after some coin,' I says, tryin' to ketch my breath.  'I've took
a shot at the Tea Kettle hoss.'

"'I has bet on him,' he says, 'to ma fullest reso'ses.'

"'How much you got on?' I says.

"'Foh dollahs,' says ole man Johnson.

"Just then the telegraph begins to click.

"'They're off at New Orle-e-e-ns!' sings the operator.  'King Ja-a-ames
first!  Eldorado-o-o second!  Anvil-l-l third!'

"The telegraph keeps a stutterin' 'n' a stutterin'.

"'Eldorado-o-o at the quarter a length!  Anvil-l-l second a length!
King Ja-a-ames third!' sings the operator.

"I looks at ole man Johnson.  He looks at me.

"'Eldorado-o-o at the half by three lengths!  Anvil-l-l second by two
lengths!  King Ja-a-ames third!' sings the operator.

"I looks at ole man Johnson.  He don't look at me.  He looks up at the
ceilin' 'n' his lips is goin' like he's prayin'.  Me?  I'm wipin' the
sweat off my face.

"'Eldorado-o-o in the stretch a half a length!' sings the operator.
'Anvil-l-l second a nose!  Te-e-a Kettle third and coming fast!'

"If I gets a shock from that telegraph wire I don't jump any higher.

"'Howdy, howdy!  _He's boilin now_,' yells ole man Johnson loud enough
to bust your ear.

"Then that cussed telegraph stops right off.

"'Wire trouble at New Orleans,' says the operator.

"I sure hopes I never spends no more half-hours like I does then
waitin' fur the New Awlins message.   I thinks every minute ole man
Johnson's goin' to croak if it don't come soon.  In about ten years the
telegraph begins to work again.

"'The result at New Orle-e-ens!' sings the operator.  'Te-e-ea Kettle
wins by five lengths!  Eldo--'

"But ole man Johnson lets out such a whoop I don't hear who finishes
second 'n' third.

"I hustles up to the chicken's room when I'm back to the hotel.  The
transom's open when I gets to the door 'n' I hears a guy talkin'.

"'Don't misunderstand me,' he's savin'.  'You know perfectly the
money's nothing to me, but why should I cut my own throat?  If you'll
go West instead of East, everything I have is yours!'

"'I don't misunderstand you,' says the chicken's voice.  'I have you
sized up to a dot.  I've met hundreds like _you_!'

"I knocks on the door.

"'Come,' says the chicken, 'n' I walks in.  She's standin' with the
table between her 'n' a swell-lookin' guy.

"'Mr. Chandler,' she says.  'Let me introduce you to my brother.'

"'How do you do?' says the swell guy.  'You have a charming sister.'

"'She's a great kid,' I says.

"'You don't look much alike,' says the swell guy.

"'She's not my full sister,' I says.  'Our mothers weren't the same.'

"The chicken coughs a couple of times.

"'That explains it,' says the swell guy.

"'Now,' I says to him, 'I hate to tie a can to one of sis's friend, but
she's goin' East at six o'clock, 'n' she's got to pack her duds.'

"'Oh, Blister, _am_ I?' says the chicken.

"'Yep, I hears from auntie,' I says, pullin' out the roll 'n' lay in'
it on the table.

"The chicken gives a shriek, 'n' starts to hug me right in front of the
swell guy.

"'I seem to be dee tro,' says he, 'n' backs out the door.

"'Where did you get the money?' says the chicken, countin' the roll.
'Why!  There's _over a hundred here_!'

"I takes fifty bucks fur myself, 'n' hands her the rest.

"'I cops it at a poolroom,' I says.  'A ten-to-one shot comes through
fur me.  Now get busy.  I'll send fur your trunk in ten minutes.'

"The chicken won't hear of ridin' in a street-car, so we takes a cab
like a couple of Trust maggots.

"'I'll buy your ticket 'n' check your trunk fur you,' I says, when we
get to the station.  'Where do you want to go?  New York?'

"'Anywhere you say,' she says. . .

"I'm standin' there lookin' at her, lettin' this sink into my bean, 'n'
she begins to get red.

"'Don't stand there gawking at me!' she says, stampin' her foot.  'Say
something!'

"'How about this St. Louis guy?' I says.  'With all his--'

"'Oh, he was only a Johnny,' she says.

"'How about De Mott?' I says.

"'Ugh!' she says, makin' a face.

"I don't say nothin' after that till I has it all thought out.  The
start looks awful good, but I begins to weaken when I thinks of the
finish.

"'You act just suffocated with pleasure,' says the chicken.  But I
don't pay no attention.

"'You'll be lucky if you gets a job swipin' fur your eats when you hit
New Awlins,' I says to myself.  'Wouldn't you look immense with a doll
on your staff?'

"'Now, listen,' I says to her, 'how long is this here panic goin' to
last?'

"'You can search me,' she says.

"'Well, how long is this hundred goin' to last?' I says.

"'Not long,' she says.

"'That's the answer,' I says.  'Now, you hop a deep sea goin' rattler
fur New York while the hoppin' 's good.'

"'But, Blister,' she says, 'at New Orleans you could win lots of
money--think how much you've made already--and I could go to the races
every day!'

"'Furget it,' I says.  'You think you're a wise girl.  Why, you ain't
nothin' but a child!  A break like I has to-day don't come but seldom.
If I cops the coin easy, like you figgers, why am I chambermaid to two
dogs in a bum show at twenty-five per?  Now slip me the price of a
ticket to New York,' I says, 'or I goes 'n' buys it out of my own roll,
'n' then I ain't got enough left to get to New Awlins.'

"She don't say nothin' more, but hands me the dough.  I buys her ticket
'n' checks her trunk fur her.  She keeps real quiet till her rattler's
ready.  I kisses her good-by when they calls the train fur New York,
'n' still she don't say nothin'.

"'What's on your mind, girlie?' I says.

"'Nothing much,' she says.  'Only I'm letter perfect in the
turnin'-down act, but when it's the other way--I ain't up in my
lines.'" . . .

Blister waved to a waiter and I saw there was to be no more.

"Did you ever see her again?" I inquired.

"Now you're askin' questions," said Blister.



TRÈS JOLIE

The hot inky odors of a newspaper plant took me by the throat during my
progress in the whiny elevator to the third floor.

Before attacking the day's editorial I tried to decide whether it was
the nerve flicking clash of the linotypes, the pecking chatter of the
typewriters, or the jarring rumble of the big cylinder presses that was
taking the life out of my work.  I was impartial in this, but gave it
up.

And then a letter was dropped on the desk before me, and I recognized
in the penciled address upon the envelope the unformed hand of Blister
Jones.


"Dear Friend," the letter began, and somehow the ache behind my eyes
died out as I read.  'I guess you are thinking me dead by this time on
account of not hearing from me sooner in answer to yours.  Well, this
is to show you I am alive and kicking.  I guess you have read how good
the mare is doing.  She is a good mare, as good as her dam.  I had some
mean luck with her at Nashville by her going lame for me, so she could
not start in the big stake, but she is O. K. now.  I note what you said
about being sick.  That is tough.  Why don't you come to Louisville and
see the mare run in the derby.  If you would only bet, I can give you a
steer that would put you right and pay all your expenses.  Well, this
is all for the present.

"Resp.

"Blister Jones.

"P. S. Now, be sure to come as I want you to see the mare.  She is sure
a good mare."


I laid the letter down with a sigh.  The mare referred to was the now
mighty Très Jolie favorite for the Kentucky Derby.  I had seen her once
when a two-year-old, and I remembered Blister's pride as he told me she
was to be placed in his hands by Judge Dillon.

Yes, I would be glad to see "the mare," and I longed for the free
sunlit world of which she was a part, as for a tonic.  But this was, of
course, impossible.  So long as hard undiscerning materialism demanded
editorials--editorials I must furnish.

"Damn such a pen!" I said aloud, at its first scratch.

"Quite right!" boomed a deep voice.  A big gentle hand fell on my
shoulder and spun me away from the desk.  "See here," the voice went on
gruffly, "you're back too soon.  We can't afford to take chances with
_you_.  Get out of this.  The cashier'll fix you up.  Don't let me see
you around here again till--we have better pens," and he was gone
before thanks were possible.

"I'm going to Churchill Downs to cover the derby for a Sunday special!"
I sang to the sporting editor as I passed his door.

"The _Review of Reviews_ might use it!" followed me down the hall, and
I chuckled as I headed for the cashier's desk.


"Well, well, well!" was Blister's greeting.  "Look who's here!  I seen
your ole specs shinin' in the sun clear down the line!"

I sniffed luxuriously.

"It smells just the same," I said.  "Horses, leather and liniment!
Where's Très Jolie?"

"In the second stall," said Blister, pointing.  "Wait a minute--I'll
have a swipe lead her out.  Chick!"--this to a boy dozing on a rickety
stool--"if your time ain't too much took up holdin' down that chair,
this gentleman 'ud like to take a pike at the derby entry."

Like a polished red-bronze sword leaping from a black velvet scabbard
the mare came out of her stall into the sunlight, the boy clinging
wildly to the strap.  She snorted, tossed her glorious head, and shot
her hind feet straight for the sky.

"You, Jane, be a lady now!" yelled the boy, trying to stroke the
arching neck.

"Why does he call her Jane?" I asked.

"Stable name," Blister explained.  "Don't get too close--she's right on
edge!"  And after a pause, his eyes shining: "Can you beat her?"

I shook my head, speechless.

"Neither can _they_!" Blister's hand swept the two-mile circle of
stalls that held somewhere within their big curve--the enemy.

The boy at the mare's head laughed joyously.

"They ain't got a chance!" he gloated.

"All right, Chick," said Blister.  "Put her up!  Hold on!" he corrected
suddenly.  "Here's the boss!"  And I became aware of a throbbing motor
behind me.  So likewise did Très Jolie.

"Whoa, Jane!  Whoa, darling; it's mammy!" came in liquid tones from the
motor.

The rearing thoroughbred descended to earth with slim inquiring ears
thrown forward, and I remembered that Blister had described Mrs.
Dillon's voice as "good to listen at."

"Look, Virginia, she knows me!" the velvet voice exclaimed.

Another voice, rather heavy for a woman, but with a fascinating drawl
in it, answered:

"Perhaps she fancies you have a milk bottle with you.  Isn't this the
one you and Uncle Jake raised on a bottle?"

"Yass'm, yass, Miss Vahginia, dat's her!  Dat's ma Honey-bird!" came in
excited tones from an ancient negro, who alighted stiffly from the
motor and peered in our direction.  As they approached, he held Mrs.
Dillon by the sleeve, and I realized that for Uncle Jake the sun would
never shine again.

Judge Dillon, a big-boned silent man, I had met.  And after the shower
of questions poured upon Blister had abated, and the mare had been
gentled, petted and given a lump of sugar with a final hug, he
presented me to his wife.

"My cousin, Miss Goodloe," said Mrs. Dillon, and I sensed a mass of
tawny hair under the motor veil and looked into a pair of blue eyes set
wide apart beneath a broad white brow.  It was no time for details.

It developed that Miss Goodloe was from Tennessee, that she was
visiting the Dillons at Thistle Ridge near Lexington, and that she
liked a small book of verses of which I had been guilty.  It further
developed that Mrs. Dillon had talked me over with an aunt of mine in
Cincinnati, that we were mutually devoted to Blister, and that he had
described me to her as "the most educated guy allowed loose."  This
last I learned as Judge Dillon and Blister discussed the derby some
distance from us.

"I feel awed and diffident in the presence of such learning," said Miss
Goodloe almost sleepily.  "Why did I neglect my opportunities at Dobbs
Ferry!"

"I would give a good deal to observe you when you felt diffident,
Virginia," said Mrs. Dillon, with a laugh like a silver bell.  "Uncle
Jake!" she called, "we are going now."

"I have heard of Uncle Jake," I said, as the old man felt his way
toward us.

"Yes?" said Mrs. Dillon.  "He insisted upon coming to _see_ the derby."
She dwelt ever so lightly upon the verb, and Uncle Jake caught it.

"No, Miss Sally," he explained, "dat ain' 'zackly what I mean.  Hit's
like dis--I just am boun' foh to hyah all de folks shout glory when ma
Honey-bird comes home!"

"What if she ain't in front, Uncle Jake?" said Blister, helping the old
man into the motor.

"Don't you trifle with me, boy!" replied Uncle Jake severely.


Derby day dawned as fair as turquoise sky and radiant sun could make
it.  I had slept badly.  Until late the night before I had absorbed a
haze of cigar smoke and the talk in the hotel lobby.  Despite Blister's
confidence I had become panicky as I listened.  There had been so much
assurance about several grave, soft-spoken horsemen who had felt that
at the weight the favorite could not win.

"Nevah foh a moment, suh," one elderly well-preserved Kentuckian had
said, "will I deny the Dillon mare the right to be the public's choice.
But she has nevah met such a field of hosses as this, suh--and she
lacks the bone to carry top weight against them."

There had been many nods of approval at this statement, and I had gone
to the Dillon party for consolation.  But when I reached their
apartments I had found the judge more silent than ever, and Mrs. Dillon
as nervous as myself.  Only Miss Goodloe appeared as usual.  Her drawl
was soothingly indolent.  She seemed entirely oblivious of any
tenseness in the atmosphere, and I caught myself wondering what was
behind those lazy-lidded blue eyes.

Back in the lobby once more I had found it worse than ever--so many
were against the favorite.  I had about decided that our hopes were
doomed, when a call boy summoned me to the desk with the statement,
"Gentleman to see you, sir."

There I had found Blister and I fairly hugged him as he explained that
he had dropped in on the way to his "joint," as he called his hotel.

"Listenin' to the knockers?" he asked, reading me at once.  "Furget
it--them ole mint juleps is dead 'n' buried.  You'll go dippy if you
fall fur that stuff."

"But the weight!" I gasped.

"Say, they've got you goin' right, ain't they?" Blister exclaimed.
"Now listen!  _She can carry the grand-stand 'n' come home on the bit_!
Get that fixed in your nut, 'n' then hit the hay."

"Thanks, I believe I shall," I said, and I had followed his advice,
though it was long until sleep came to me.

But now as the blue-gray housetops of Louisville sparkled with tiny
points of light, and the window-panes swam with pink-gold flame, I
looked out over the still sleeping city and laughed aloud at my fears
of the night before.

"A perfect day," I thought.  "The favorite will surely win, and Blister
and Uncle Jake and Mrs. Dillon will be made perfectly happy.  A
beautiful day, and a fitting one in which to fix the name of Très Jolie
among the equine stars!"

"We read some of your poetry last night after you had gone," said Mrs.
Dillon, as we waited for the motor to take us to Churchill Downs.  "I
liked it, and I don't care for verse as a rule, except Omar.  I dote on
_The Rubaiyat_; don't you?"

"Yes, indeed," I replied.  "I can't quite swallow his philosophy, but
he puts it all so charmingly.  Some of his pictures are most alluring."

"Do learnéd persons ever long for the _wilderness_, and the _bough_,
and--the other things?" Miss Goodloe asked innocently.

"Quite frequently," I assured her.

She affected a sigh of relief.

"That's such a help," she said.  "It makes them seem more like the rest
of us."

A huge motor-car wheeled from the line at the curb and glided past us.
A man in the tonneau lifted his hat high above his head as he saw Judge
Dillon.

"Oh, you Très Jolie!" he called with a smile.  "The best luck in the
world to you, Judge!"  It was an excessively rich New Yorker, who owned
one of the horses about to run in the derby.

"Oh, you Rob Roy!" called back Judge Dillon, also raising his hat.
"The same to you, Henry!"  And suddenly there was a tug at my nerves,
for I realized that this was the _salut de combat_.

But Uncle Jake, his faith in his "Honey-bird" unshaken as the time drew
near, rode in placid contentment on the front seat as we sped to the
track.  We passed, or were passed by, many motor-cars from which came
joyous good wishes as the Dillons were recognized.  Each packed and
groaning street-car held some one who knew our party, and "Oh, you Très
Jolie!" they howled as we swept by.  The old negro's ears drank all
this in.  It was as wine to his spirit.  He hummed a soft minor
accompaniment to the purring motor, and leaning forward I caught these
words:

  "Curry a mule an' curry a hoss,
  Keep down trubbul wid de stable boss!"


"Luck to her, Judge!" called the man at the gates, as he waved us
through.  "Ah've bet my clothes on her!"

"You'll need a barrel to get home in!" yelled a voice from a buggy.
"The Rob Roy hoss'll beat her and make her like it!"

"You-all are from the East, Ah reckon," we heard the gateman reply.
"Ah've just got twenty left that says we raise 'em gamer in Kentucky
than up your way!"

At the stables we found Blister.

"How is she?" asked Judge Dillon.

"She's ready," was the answer.  "It's all over, but hangin' the posies
on her."

"Lemme feel dis mayah," said Uncle Jake, and Mrs. Dillon guided him
into the stall.

"I'd like to give her one little nip before she goes to the post,
Judge," I heard Blister say in a low voice.

"Not a drop," came the quick reply.  "If she can't win on her own
courage, she'll have to lose."

"Judge Dillon won't stand fur hop--he won't even let you slip a slug of
booze into a hoss," Blister had once told me.  I had not altogether
understood this at the time, but now I looked at the big quiet man with
his splendid sportsmanship, and loved him for it.

A roar came from the grand-stand across the center-field.

"They're off in the first race," said Blister.  "Put the saddle on her,
boys;" and when this was accomplished: "Bring her out--it's time to
warm up."

I had witnessed Très Jolie come forth once before and I drew well back,
but it was Mrs. Dillon who led the thoroughbred from the stall.  She
was breathing wonderful words.  Her voice was like the cooing of a
dove.  Très Jolie appeared to listen.

"She don't handle like that fur us, does she, Chick?" said Blister.

"Nope," said the boy addressed.  "I guess she's hypnotized."

"How do you do it?" I inquired of Mrs. Dillon as she led the mare to
the track, the rest of us following.

"She's my precious lamb, and I'm her own mammy," was the lucid
explanation.

"Now you know," said Blister to me.  "Pete!" he called to a boy,
approaching, "I want this mare galloped a slow mile.  Breeze her the
last eighth.  Don't take hold of her any harder'n you have to.  Try 'n'
_talk_ her back."

"I got you," said the boy, as Blister threw him up.  Mrs. Dillon let go
of the bridle.  Très Jolie stood straight on her hind legs, made three
tremendous bounds, and was gone.  We could see the boy fighting to get
her under control, as she sped like a bullet down the track.

"I guess Pete ain't usin' the right langwige," said the boy called
Chick, with a wide grin.

"Maybe she ain't listenin' good," added another boy.

"Cut out the joshin' 'n' get her blankets ready," said Blister with a
frown.

"I think we'd better start," suggested Judge Dillon.

"Aren't you terribly excited?" I asked Miss Goodloe curiously, as she
walked cool and composed by my side.  My own heart was pounding.

"Of course," she drawled.

"This girl is made of stone," I thought.

The band was playing _Dixie_ as we climbed the steps of the
grand-stand, and the thousands cheered until it was repeated.  Hands
were thrust at the Dillons from every side, and until we found our box,
continued shouts of, "Oh, you Très Jolie!" rose above the crash of the
band.

I had witnessed many races in the past and been a part of many racing
crowds but never one like this.  These people were Kentuckians.  The
thoroughbred was part of their lives and their traditions.  Through him
many made their bread.  Over the fairest of all their fair acres he
ran, and save for their wives and children they loved him best of all.

Once each year for many years they had come from all parts of the
smiling bluegrass country to watch this struggle between the
satin-coated lords of speed that determined which was king.  This
journey was like a pilgrimage, and worship was in their shining eyes,
as tier on tier I scanned their eager faces.

And now three things happened.  A bugle called, and called again.  The
crowd grew deathly still.  And Mrs. Dillon, in a voice that reminded me
of a frightened child, asked:

"Where is Blister?"

"He'll be here," said Judge Dillon, patting her hand.  And even as a
megaphone bellowed: "_We are now ready for the thirty-ninth renewal of
the Kentucky Derby_!" Blister squeezed through the crowd to the door of
the box.

He was a rock upon which we immediately leaned.

"Everything all right?" I asked.

"Fine as silk," he said cheerfully, dropping into a seat.  "You'll see
a race hoss run to-day!  Here they come!  She's in front!"  And held to
a proud sedateness by their tiny riders, the contenders in the derby
filed through the paddock-gate.

At the head of these leashed falcons was a haughty, burnished,
slender-legged beauty--the proudest of them all.  Her neck was curving
to the bit and she seemed to acknowledge with a gracious bow the roar
of acclamation that greeted her.  She bore the number 1 upon her satin
side, and dropping my eyes to my program I read:

1. Très Jolie--b. m. by Hamilton--dam Alberta.  John C. Dillon,
Lexington, Kentucky.  (Manders--blue and gold.)

"What sort of jockey is Manders?" I asked Blister.

"Good heady boy," was the reply.

"Virginia, oh, Virginia, isn't she a lamb?" gasped Mrs. Dillon.

"She's a stuck-up miss," said Miss Goodloe in an even tone, and I
almost hated her.

Number 2 I failed to see as they paraded past.

Number 3 was a gorgeous black, with eyes of fire, powerful in neck and
shoulders, and with a long driving hip.  He was handsome as the devil
and awe-inspiring.  Applause from the stands likewise greeted him,
though it was feeble to the howl that had met the favorite.

"There's the one we've got to beat," Blister stated.

"Good horse," said Judge Dillon quietly.

3. Rob Roy--bl. s. by Tempus Fugit--dam Marigold.  Henry L. Whitley,
New York City.  (Dawson--green and white.)

I read.  I followed him with my eyes and wished him somewhere else.  He
looked so overpowering--he and the millions behind him. . . .

At last, a quarter of a mile away, they halted in a gorgeous shifting
group.  And the taut elastic webbing of the barrier that was to hold
them from their flight a little longer, was stretched before them.

They surged against it like a parti-colored wave, and then receding,
surged again, but always the narrow webbing held them back.  I found
the blue and gold.  It was almost without motion--it did not shift and
whirl with the rest.

"Ain't she the grand actor?" said Blister with delight.  "The best
mannered thing at the barrier ever I saw."

Then for a moment I lost the colors that had held my gaze.  They were
blotted out and crowded back by other colors.  In that instant the wave
conquered.  It grew larger and larger.  It was coming like the wind.
But where was the blue and gold?

I was answered by a heaven-cleaving shout that changed in the same
breath to a despairing groan.  It was as though a giant had been
stricken deep while roaring forth his battle-cry.  The thousands had
seen what I had missed--their hopes in an instant were gone.  In the
stillness that followed, a harsh whisper reached me.

"_She's left_!  _She's left_!"  Then an uncanny laugh.  The rock had
broken.

The wave was greeted by silence.  A red bay thundered in the lead.
Then came a demon, hard held, with open mouth, and number 3 shone from
his raven side.  Followed a flying squadron all packed together, their
hoofs rolling like drums.  And then came aching lengths, and my eyes
filled with tears and something gripped my heart and squeezed it as
Très Jolie, skimming like an eager swallow, fled past undaunted by that
hopeless gap.

"Whar my baby at?" asked Uncle Jake.  He had heard the groan and the
silence, and fear was in his voice.

"Oh--Uncle Jake--" began Mrs. Dillon.  "They--" her voice broke.

"Dey ain' left her at de post?  Doan' tell me dat, Miss Sally!"

Mrs. Dillon nodded as though to eyes that saw.  Uncle Jake seemed to
feel it.

"How fah back?  How fah back?" he demanded.

"She ain't got a chance, Uncle Jake!" said Blister, and dropped his
head on his arm lying along the railing.

"How fah back?" insisted the old negro.

Blister raised his head and gazed.

"Twenty len'ths," he said, and dropped it again.

"Doan' you fret, Miss Sally," Uncle Jake encouraged.  "She'll beat 'em
yet!"

"Not this time, old man," said Judge Dillon very gently.  He was
tearing his program carefully into little pieces, with big shaking
hands. . . .

The horses were around the first turn, and the battle up the back
stretch had begun.  The red bay was still leading.

"Mandarin in front!" said some one behind us.  "Rob Roy second and
running easy--the rest nowhere!"

"Jes' you wait!" called Uncle Jake.

"You ole fool nigger!" came Blister's muffled voice.

Even at that distance I could have told which one was last.  The same
effortless floating stride I had noticed long ago was hers as Très
Jolie, foot by foot, ate up the gap.  At the far turn she caught the
stragglers and one by one she cut them down.

"Oh, gallant spirit!" I thought.  "If they had given you but half a
chance!"

I lost her among a melee of horses, on the turn, as the leader swung
into the stretch.  It was the same red bay, but now the boy on the
black horse moved his hands forward a little and his mount came easily
to the leader's side.  There was a short struggle between them and the
bay fell back.

"Mandarin's done!" cried the voice behind us.  "Rob Roy on the bit!"

"I might have known it!" I thought bitterly.  "He looked it all along."

Then a gentle buzzing sprang up like a breeze.  It was a whisper that
grew to a muttering, and then became a rumble and at last one delirious
roar.  The giant had recovered, and his mighty cry brought me to my
feet, my heart in my throat--for "_Très Jolie_" he roared . . . and
coming! . . . coming!! . . . coming!!! . . . I saw the blue and gold!

A maniac rose among us and flung his fists above his head.  He called
upon his gods--and then that magic name--"_Très Jolie_," he shrieked:
"_Oh, Baby Doll_!"  It was Blister--and I marveled.

[Illustration: "Très Jolie!" he shrieked.]

I had seen him stand and lose his all without a sign of feeling.  But
now he raved and cursed and prayed and plead with his "Girlie!"--his
"Baby Doll!", and with the last atom of her strength his sweetheart
answered the call.

She reached, heaven alone knows how, the flank of the flying black, and
inch by inch she crept along that flank until they struggled head to
head.

"Oh, you black dog!" howled Blister, wild triumph in his voice.
"You've got to beat a race hoss _now_!"

As though he heard, the black horse flattened to his work.  Almost to
the end he held her there, eye meeting eye.  The task was just beyond
him.  Even as they shot under the wire, he faltered.  But it was very
close, and the shrieking hysterical grand-stand grew still and waited.

I glanced at Blister.  He was leaning forward, almost crouching, his
face ashen, his eyes on the number board.

Then slowly the numbers swung into view, and "_1, 3, 7,_" I read.

There was a roar like the falling of ten thousand forest trees.  These
words flashed through my mind.  "We'll know about _her_ when she goes
the route, carryin' weight against class." . . . .  Yes, we knew about
_her_--now!

I saw Mrs. Dillon's lips move at Uncle Jake's ear.  He raised his
sightless eyes to the sky, his head nodding.  It was as though he
visioned paradise and found it good indeed.

I saw Blister's face turn from gray to red, from red to purple.  The
tenseness went out of his body, and suddenly he was gone, fighting his
way through the crowd toward the steps.

I saw Judge Dillon's big arm gather in his trembling wife, and he held
her close while the heavens rocked.

These things I saw through a blur, and then I felt Miss Goodloe sway at
my side.  She clutched at the railing, missed it and sank slowly into
her seat.  I but glimpsed a white face in which the eyes had changed
from blue to violet, when it was covered by two slender gloved hands.

"Are you ill?" I called, as I bent above her.

She shook her head.

"It was too much," I barely heard.

I stood bewildered, and then my stupid mind cast out a soulless image
that it held and fixed the true one there.

"I rarely make this kind of a fool of myself," she said at last.

"That I can quite believe," I replied, smiling down at her.  She
returned the smile with one that held a fine good comradeship, and we
seemed to have known each other long. . . .


A crowd had packed themselves before the stall.  As we reached it
Blister appeared in the doorway.

"Get back!  Get back!" he ordered, and pointing to the panting mare:
"Don't you think she's earned a right to breath?"

The crowd fell away, except one rather shabby little old man.

"No one living," said he, "appreciates what she has done moh than
myself, suh, but I desiah to lay ma hand on a real race mayah once moh
befoh I die!"

Blister's face softened.

"Come on in, Mr. Sanford," he invited.  "Why _you_ win the derby once,
didn't you?"

"Thank you, suh.  Yes, suh, many yeahs ago," said the little old man,
and removing his battered hat he entered the stall, his white head bare.

Mrs. Dillon's face as she, too, entered the stall was tear-wet and
alight with a great tenderness.

A boy dodged his way to where we stood.  His face and the front of his
blue and gold jacket were encrusted with dirt.

"You shoe-maker!" was Blister's scornful greeting.

"Honest to Gawd it wasn't my fault, Judge," the boy piped, sniffling.
"Honest to Gawd it wasn't!  That sour-headed bay stud of Henderson's
swung his ugly butt under the mare's nose, 'n' just as I'm takin' back
so the dog won't kick a leg off her, that mutt of a starter lets 'em
go!"

"All right, sonny," said the judge.  "You rode a nice race when you did
get away."

"Much obliged, sir.  I just wanted to tell you," said the boy, and he
disappeared in the crowd as Judge Dillon joined those in the stall.

I stayed outside watching the group about Très Jolie, and never had my
heart gone out to people more.  Deeply I wished to keep them in my
life. . .  I wondered if we would ever meet again.  But pshaw!--I was
nothing to them.  Well, I would go back to Cincinnati when they left in
the morning. . . .

"Can't we have you for a week at Thistle Ridge?" Mrs. Dillon stood
looking up at me.

"Why, that's very kind--" I stammered.

"The north pasture is a _wilderness_ this year, the _loaf of bread, the
jug of wine_ and the _bough_ are waiting.  You can, of course, furnish
your own _verses_."

"The picture is almost perfect," I said, and glanced at Miss Goodloe.

"Virginia, dear--" prompted Mrs. Dillon.

"As a _thou_--I always strive to please," drawled that blue-eyed young
person.  Oh, that I had been warned by her words!

Our purring flight to Louisville, when the day was done, became a
triumph that mocked the dead Caesars.  Of this the old negro on the
front seat missed little.  He was singing, softly singing.  And leaning
forward I listened.

  "Curry a mule an' curry a hoss,
  Keep down trubbul wid de stable boss!"

sang Uncle Jake.



OLE MAN SANFORD

"Do you happen to notice a old duck that comes to the stalls at
Loueyville just after the derby?" asked Blister.

"Was his name Sanford, and did he wish to pat the mare?" I asked in
turn.

"That's him," said Blister.  "Ole man Sanford.  It ain't likely you
ever heard of him, but everybody on the track knows him, if they ever
hit the Loueyville meetin'.  They never charge him nothin' to get into
the gates.  He ain't a owner no more, but way back there before I'm
alive he wins the Kentucky Derby with Sweet Alice, 'n' from what I
hears she was a grand mare.  Ole man Sanford breeds Sweet Alice
hisself.  In them days he's got a big place not far from Loueyville.
They tell me his folks get the land original from the govament, when
it's nothin' but timber.  I hears once, but it don't hardly sound
reasonable, that they hands over a half a million acres to the first
ole man Sanford, who was a grandaddy of this ole man Sanford.  If
that's so, Uncle Sam was more of a sport in them days than since.

"I don't know how they pry it all loose from him, but one mawnin' ole
man Sanford wakes up clean as a whistle.  They've copped the whole
works--he ain't got nothin'.  So he goes to keepin' books fur a whisky
house in Loueyville, 'n' he holds the job down steady fur twenty years.
The only time he quits pen-pushin' is when they race at Churchill
Downs.  From the first minute the meetin' opens till get-away day comes
he's bright eyes at the rat hole.  He don't add up no figgers fur
nobody then.  He just putters around the track.  He's doped out as
sort-a harmless by the bunch.

"After the Très Jolie mare wins the derby fur me, ole man Sanford makes
my stalls his hang-out.  I ain't kickin', all he wants to do is to look
at the mare 'n' chew the rag about her.  That satisfies him completely.

"'Of all the hosses, suh, who have been a glory to our state,' he says,
'but one otheh had as game a heart as this superb creature.  I refer to
Sweet Alice, suh--a race mayah of such quality that the world marveled.
Not in a boastful manner, suh, but with propah humility, let me say
that I had the honor to breed and raise Sweet Alice, and that she bore
my colors when she won the tenth renewal of our great classic.'

"He tells this to everybody that comes past the stalls, 'n' it ain't
long till he begins to bring people around to look the mare over.  From
that he gets to watchin' how the swipes take care of her.  Pretty soon
he begins to call 'em if things ain't done to suit him.

"'Boy,' he'll say, 'that bandage is tighter than I like to see it.
Always allow the tendon a little play--do not impaieh the suhculation.'

"The boys eat this stuff up--it tickles 'em.  They treat him respectful
'n' do what he tells 'em.

"'Everything O. K. to-day, sir?' they'll say.

"Ole man Sanford don't tumble they're kiddin' him.

"'Ah have nothing to complain of,' he says.

"It ain't long till he's overseein' my whole string of hosses, just
like he owns 'em.  Man, he sure does enjoy hisself!  He won't trade
places with August Belmont.

"I'm gettin' Trampfast ready fur a nice little killin'.  He's finished
away back in two starts, but he runs both races without a pill.  This
hoss is a dope.  He's been on it fur two seasons.  He won't beat
nothin' without his hop.  But when he gets just the right mixture under
his hide he figgers he can beat any kind of a hoss, 'n' he's about
right at that.  He furgets all about his weak heart with the nutty
stuff in him.  He thinks he's a ragin' lion.  He can't wait to go out
there 'n' eat up them kittens that's goin' to start against him.

"One mawnin' my boy Pete takes the Trampfast hoss out fur a trial.

"'If he'll go six furlongs in about fourteen,' I says to Pete, 'he's
right.  If he tries to loaf on you, shake him up; but if he's doin' his
work nice, let him suit hisself 'n' keep the bat off him.  I want to
see what he'll do on his own.'

"'I think he'll perform to-day,' says Pete.  'He's felt real good to me
fur the last week.'

"Ole man Sanford's standin' there listenin'.  When the work-out starts
he ketches the time with a big gold stop-clock that he fishes out of
his shiny ole vest.  The clock's old, too--it winds with a key--but at
that she's a peach!

"'That's a fine clock,' I says to him.  He don't take his eyes off the
hoss comin' round the bend.

"'He's running with freedom and well within himself,' he says.  'That
quatah was in twenty-foh flat!  Yes, suh, this watch was presented to
me by membahs of the Breedah's Association to commemorate the victory
of Sweet Alice in the tenth renewal of our classic.  You have heard me
speak of Sweet Alice?'

"'Yes, you told me about her, Mr. Sanford,' I says.  'That's sure some
clock.'

"'If he does not faltah in the stretch, suh,' says ole man Sanford, 'I
will presently show you the one minute and fohteen seconds you desiah
upon its face.'

"The ole man's a good judge of pace,--Trampfast comes home bang in the
fourteen notch.

"When Pete gets down at the stalls, ole man Sanford walks up to him.

"'Hyah is a dollah foh you, boy,' he says, 'n' hands Pete a buck.
'That was a well-rated trial.'

"Pete looks at the silver buck 'n' then at ole man Sanford 'n' then at
me.

"'What the hell--' he says.

"'You rough neck!' I says to Pete.  Don't you know how to act when a
gentleman slips you somethin'?'

"'But look a-here,' says Pete.  'He ain't got--'  I gives Pete a poke
in the slats.  'Much obliged, sir,' he says, 'n' puts the bone in his
pocket.

"'You are entirely welcome, mah boy,' says ole man Sanford, wavin' his
hand.

"'Say,' Pete says to me, 'I think this hoss'll cop without shot in the
arm.  He's awful good!'

"'Not fur mine,' I says.  'He can run fur Sweeney when he ain't got no
hop in him.  Just let some sassy hoss look him in the eye fur two jumps
'n' he'll holler, "Please, mister, don't!"  Yea, bo',' I says, 'I know
this pup too well.  When he's carryin' my kale he'll be shoutin'
hallelooyah with a big joy pill under his belt.'

"I furgets all about ole man Sanford bein' there.  You don't talk about
hoppin' one with strangers listening but he's around so much I never
thinks.  All of a sudden he's standin' in front of me lookin' like
there's somethin' hurtin' him.

"'What's the matter, Mr. Sanford?' I says.

"'I gathah from yoh convahsation,' says he, 'that it is yoh practise to
supplement the fine courage that God has given the thoroughbred with
vile stimulants.  Am I correct in this supposition, suh?'

"'Why, yes--' I says, kind-a took back.  'When they need it I sure
gives it to 'em.'

"Ole man Sanford draws hisself up 'n' looks at me like I'm a toad.

"'Suh,' he says, 'the man who does that degrades himself and the
helpless creature that Providence has placed in his keeping!  Not only
that, suh, but he insults the name of the thoroughbred and all it
stands for, still tendahly cherished by some of us.  Ah have heard of
this abhorant practise that has come as a part of this mercenary age,
and, suh, Ah abominate both it and the man who would be guilty of such
an act!'

"'Why, look-a here, Mr. Sanford,' I says.  'They're all doin' it.  If
you're goin' to train hosses you've got to get in the band wagon.  If
_you_ can't give the owner a run fur his money he'll find somebody to
train 'em who can!'

"'Do you mean to tell me, suh, the wonderful courage displayed by that
mayah when the time came, was false?' says ole man Sanford, pointin' at
Très Jolie's stall.  'Ah saw strong men, the backbone of this state,
suh,' he says, 'watch that mayah come home with tears in their eyes.
Were their natures moved to the depths by an insulting counterfeit of
greatness?'

"'Why, sure not!' I says.  'But all hosses ain't like this mare.'

"'They are not, suh!' says ole man Sanford.  'Noh were they intended to
be!  But few of us are ordained foh the heights.  However,' he says,
puttin' his hand on my shoulder, 'Ah should not censure you too
strongly, young man.  In fohcing yoh hawsses to simulate qualities they
do not possess, you are only a part of yoh times.  This is the day of
imitation--I find it between the covahs of yoh books--I hear it in the
music yoh applaud--I see it riding by in motah-cars.  Imitation--all
imitation!'

"I ain't hep to this line of chatter--it's by me.  But I dopes it out
he's sore at automobiles,

"'What's wrong with 'em?' I says to him.

"'Ah don't feel qualified to answer yoh question, suh,' he says.  'Ah
believe the blind pursuit and worship of riches is almost entirely
responsible.  It has bred a shallowness and superficiality in and
towahds the finah things of life.  But the historian will answer yoh
question at a later day.  He can bring a calmness to the task which is
impossible to one surrounded and bewildered by it all.'

"I ain't any wiser'n I was, but I don't say nothin'.  The old man acts
like he's studyin' about somethin'.

"'Who owns the hawss that just trialed three-quahtahs in fohteen?' he
says, after while.

"'Jim Sigsbee up at Cynthiana,' I says.

"'Is Mr. Sigsbee awaheh of the--method you pursue with regahd to
falsely stimulating his hawss?' says ole man Sanford.

"'Well, I guess yes!' I says.  'Jim won't bet a dollar on him unless
he's got the hop in him.'

"'Ah shall write to him,' says ole man Sanford, 'n' beats it down the
track toward the gates.

"I don't see him fur over a week.  I figger he's sore at me fur dopin'
hosses.  It's a funny thing but, I'm a son-of-a-gun if I don't miss the
ole duck.  From the way they talk I see the boys kind-a miss him, too.

"'I wonder where ole Pierpont's at?' I hears Chick say to Skinny.
'Gone East to see one of his hosses prepped fur the Brooklyn, I guess.'

"'Naw,' says Skinny; 'you got that wrong.  He's goin' to send a stable
to Urope, 'n' Todd Sloan's tryin' to get a contrac' from him as
exercise-boy.  Ole Pierpont's watchin' Todd work out a few so he kin
size up his style.'

"I've wrote Jim Sigsbee Trampfast's ready, but I don't enter the hoss
'cause I know Jim wants to come over 'n' bet a piece of money on him.
I don't hear from Jim, 'n' I wonder why.

"One day I'm settin' in front of the stalls 'n' here comes ole man
Sanford down the line.

"'Why, hello, Mr. Sanford!' I says.  'We sort-a figgered you'd quit us.
Things ain't gone right since you left.  The boys need you to keep 'em
on their toes.'

"'Ah have not deserted you intentionally, suh,' he says.  'Since Ah saw
you last an old friend of mine has passed to his rewahd.  The Hono'able
James Tullfohd Fawcett is no moh, suh--a gallant gentleman has left us.'

"'That's too bad,' I says.  'Did he leave a family?'

"'He did not, suh,' says ole man Sanford.  'Ah fell heir to his entiah
estate, only excepting the silvah mug presented to his beloved mothah
at his birth by Andrew Jackson himself, suh.  This he bequeathed to the
public, and it will soon be displayed at the rooms of the Historical
Society named in his last will and testament.'

"'Did you get much out of it?" I says.

"'He had already endowed me with a friendship beyond price, suh,' he
says.  'His estate was not a large one as such things go--some twelve
hundred dollahs, I believe.'

"'That's better'n breakin' a leg,' I says.

"'You will, perhaps, be interested to learn,' he says, 'that Ah have
pu'chased the hawss Trampfast with a po'tion of the money.  Hyah is a
lettah foh you from Mr. Sigsbee relative to the mattah.'  He hands me a
letter, but I can't hardly read it--his buyin' this hop-head gets my
goat.

"'What you goin' to do with him?' I says.  'Race him?'

"'That is ma intention, suh,' he says.  'Ah expect to keep him in yoh
hands.  But, of co'se, suh, the hawss will race on his merits and
without any sawt of stimulant.'

"I ain't stuck on the proposition.  The Trampfast hoss can't beat a
cook stove without the hop.  I hate to see the ole man burn up his
dough on a dead one.

"'Now, Mr. Sanford,' I says, 'times has changed since you raced.  If
you'll let me handle this hoss to suit myself I think I can make a
piece of money fur you.  The game ain't like it was once, 'n' if you
try to pull the stuff that got by thirty years ago, they'll trim you
right down to the suspenders.  They ain't nothin' crooked about
slippin' the hop into a hoss that needs it.'

"'As neahly as I can follow yoh fohm of speech,' says ole man Sanford,
'you intend to convey the impression that the practise of stimulating a
hawss has become entirely propah.  Am I correct, suh?'

"'That's it,' I says.  ''N' you can gamble I'm right.'

"'Is the practise allowed under present day racing rules?' says ole man
Sanford, 'n' I think I've got him goin'.

"'Why, sure not,' I says.  'But how long would a guy last if he never
broke a racin' rule?'

"'Out of yoh own mouth is yoh augument condemned, suh,' says ole man
Sanford.  'Even in this day and generation the rules fohbid it--and let
me say, suh, that should a trainah, a jockey, or any one connected with
a stable of mine, be guilty of wilfully violating a racing rule, Ah
would discharge him at once, suh!'

"'_You goin' to race on the level all the time_?' I says.

"'If by that expression you mean hono'ably and as a gentleman--yes,
suh!'

"'_Good night, nurse_!' I says.  'You'll go broke quick at that game!'

"'Allow me to remind you that that is ma own affaih, suh,' says ole man
Sanford, 'n' the argument's over.  His ideas date back so far they're
mildewed, but I see I can't change 'em.  He don't belong around a race
track no more'n your grandmother!

"'All right, Mr. Sanford!' I says.  'You're the doctor!  We'll handle
him just like you say.'

"Peewee Simpson has come over to chew the rag with me, 'n' he hears
most of this talk.

"'Wait till I call the boys,' he says, when ole man Sanford goes in to
look at the hoss.

"'What fur?' I says.

"'Family prayers,' says Peewee.

"I throws a scraper at him, 'n' he goes on down the line singin',
_Onward, Christian Soldiers_.

"Ole man Sanford orders a set of silks.  He's got to send away fur the
kind he wants 'n' he won't let me start his hoss till they come.
Nobody but big stables pays attention to colors, so I tries to talk him
out of the notion,--nothin' doin'!

"'Ma colors were known and respected in days gone by, suh,' he says.
'Ah owe it to the public who reposed confidence in the puhple and
white, to fly ma old flag when Ah once moh take the field.  Yes, suh.'

"'Purple 'n' white!' I says.  'Them's the colors of the McVay stable!'

"'Ah was breeding stake hawsses, suh,' says ole man Sanford, 'when his
mothah's milk was not yet dry upon the lips of young McVay.'

"When the silks come, I picks out a real soft spot for Trampfast.  It's
a six furlong ramble fur has-beens 'n' there's sure a bunch of kioodles
in it!  Most of 'em ought to be on crutches.  My hoss has showed me the
distance in fourteen, 'n' that's about where this gang'll stagger home.
With the hop in him the Trampfast hoss'll give me two seconds better.
He ought to be a swell bet.  But the hop puts all the heart in him
there is--he ain't got one of his own.  If he runs empty he'll lay down
sure.  I can't hop him, so I won't bet on him with counterfeit money.

"The mawnin' of the race ole man Sanford's at the stalls bright 'n'
early.  He's chipper as a canary.  He watches Chick hand-rub the hoss
fur a while 'n' then he pulls out a roll 'n' eases Chick two bucks.  I
pipes off the roll.  The ole man sees me lookin' at it.

"'Ah intend to wageh moderately today,' he says.  'And Ah have brought
a small sum with me foh the puhpose.'

"'What you goin' to bet on?' I says.

"'Ma own hawss, of co'se, suh,' he says.  'It is ma custom to back only
ma own hawsses or those of ma friends.'

"I don't say nothin'.  I'm wise by this time, he plays the game to suit
hisself, but it sure makes me sick.  I hate as bad to see the ole man
lose his dough as if it's mine.

"I goes over 'n' sets down on the track fence.

"'When you train a hoss fur a guy you do like he says, don't you?' I
says to myself.  'You don't own this hoss, 'n' the owner don't want him
hopped.  They ain't but one answer--don't hop him.'

"'But look-a here,' I says back to myself.  'If you sees a child in
wrong, you tells him to beat it, don't you?  It ain't your child, is
it?  Well, this ole man ain't nothin' but a child.  If he was, he'd let
you hop the hoss, 'n' make a killin' fur him.' I argues with myself
this way, but they can't neither one of us figger it out to suit the
other.

"'I wish the damned ole fool had somebody else a-trainin' his dog!'  I
thinks after I've set there a hour 'n' ain't no further along 'n I was
when I starts.

"When it's gettin' towards post time, ole man Sanford hikes fur the
stand.

"'Skinny,' I says, 'amble over to the bettin' shed 'n' watch what the
ole man does.  As soon as he's got his kale down, beat it back here on
the jump, 'n' tell me how much he gets on 'n' what the odds are.'

"In about ten minutes here comes Skinny at a forty shot.

"'He bets a hundred straight at fifteen-to-one!  What do you know about
that?' he hollers.

"'That settles it!' I says.  'Chick, get them two bottles that's hid
under the rub-rags in the trunk!  Now, ole Holler-enough,' I says to
the Tramp, 'you may be a imitation hoss, but we're goin' to make you
look so much like the real thing your own mother won't know you! . . .'

"When Trampfast starts fur the paddock, his eyes has begun to roll 'n'
he's walkin' proud.

"'He thinks he's the Zar of Rushy,' says Chick.  'He'll be seein' pink
elephants in a minute.'

"I don't find ole man Sanford till they're at the post.  He's standin'
by the fence at the wire.

"The start's bein' held up by the Tramp.  He's sure puttin' on a
show--the hop's got him as wild as a eagle.  It's too far away fur the
ole man to see good, so I don't put him hep it's his hoss that's
cuttin' the didoes.

"Just then Chick comes up.

"'I hear you get a nice bet down on your hoss, Mr. Sanford,' he says.
'I sure hope he cops.'

"'Thank you, ma boy,' says ole man Sanford.  'I only placed a small
wageh, but at vehy liberal odds.  Ah shall profit materially should he
win his race.'

"'If he gets away good he'll roll,' says Chick.  'There's no class to
that bunch, 'n' he's a bear with a shot in him.  But he's a bad actor
when he's hopped--look at the fancy stuff he's pullin' now!'

"'You are mistaken, ma boy,' says ole man Sanford.  'This hawss has had
no stimulant _to-day_.'

"Like a nut I've furgot to tell the boys the ole man ain't on.  I tries
to give Chick the high sign, but he's watchin' the hosses, 'n' before I
can get to him he belches up the glad news.

"'If _he_ ain't hopped one never was!' he says.  'We put a fierce shot
in him.  Look at him act if you don--'

"I kick his shin off right there, but it's too late, ole man Sanford
gets pale as a rag.

"'How dare you--' he says, 'n' stops.  'But Ah shall prevent it!' he
says, 'n' starts fur the judge's stand.  He ain't got a chance--just
then they get away, 'n' he turns back to me when he hears the crowd
holler, 'They're off!'

"'Young man,' he says, pointin' at me, 'n' he's shakin' like he's cold.
'What have Ah evah done to you to merit such treatment at yoh hands?'

"I see there's no use to lie to him, so I gives it to him straight.

"'Mr. Sanford,' I says, 'the hoss can't win without it, 'n' I don't
want to see you lose your money.'

"Ole man Sanford sort-a wilts.  He seems to get smaller.  I've never
noticed how old he is till now.  He stands a-lookin' at me like he
never sees me before.

"The crowd begins to yell as the hosses hit the stretch.  The Tramp is
out in front, 'n' he stays there all the way.

"The ole man never even looks towards the track.

"'He wins easy,' says Chick as they go under the wire, 'n' all you can
hear is 'Trampfast!  Trampfast!' but ole man Sanford still keeps
a-starin' at me.

"'You want to cheer up, Mr. Sanford,' I says.  'You win a nice bet on
him.'

"He pulls the tickets out of his pocket 'n' looks at 'em.  They call
fur sixteen hundred bucks.

"'As Ah have told you once befoh, young man,' he says, a-lookin' at the
tickets.  'Ah can not blame you greatly, because you are paht of yoh
times.  This is the excuse Ah find foh you in thinking Ah would value
money moh than the spohtsmanship of a gentleman.  Yoh times are bad,
young man!' he says.  'They have succeeded in staining the puhple and
white at the vehy end.  Ah would neveh have raced afteh to-day.  It was
a whim of an old man to see his colohs once moh among a field of
hawses.  Ah knew Ah was not of this day.  Ah should have known bettah
than to become a paht of it even foh a little time.  Ah have learned ma
lesson,' he says, lookin' up at me.  'But you have made it vehy bittah.'

"He looks down at the tickets again fur a minute. . .  Then he tears
'em across three ways 'n' drops 'em on the ground."



CLASS

"What do you like in the handicap?" I asked, looking up from the form
sheet.

Blister reached for the paper.

"Indigo's the class," he said, after a glance at the entries.  "If they
run to form, he'll cop."

"There you go again--with your _class_!" I exclaimed.  "You're always
talking about class.  What does class mean?"

"Long as you've been hangin' 'round the track 'n' not know what class
means!" Blister looked at me pityingly.  "There's no _class_ to that,"
he added, with a grin.

"Seriously now," I urged.  "Explain it to me.  Class, as you call it,
is beaten right along.  Just the other day you said Exponent was the
class and should have won, but he didn't."

"He has the most left at that," said Blister.  "He wins in three more
jumps.  You can't beat class.  It'll come back fur more."

"Molly S. beat him," I insisted.

"Yep, she beat him that one race," Blister admitted.  "But how does she
beat him?  Do you notice the boy gets her away wingin' 'n' keeps her
there all the trip? . . .  Why?  Because he knows she can't come from
behind 'n' win.  If the old hoss gets to her any place in the stretch
she lays down to him sure.  She ain't got the class 'n' he has.  She
can win a race now 'n' then when things break right fur her, but the
Exponent hoss'll win anyway--on three legs if he has to.  He's got the
class."

"How can you get horses with class?" I inquired.  "By breeding?"

"If you want it you lay down big coin fur it," Blister answered.  "It
follows blood lines some, but not all the time.  I've seed awful dogs
bred clear to the clouds.  Then again it'll show in a weanlin'.  I've
seed sucklin' colts with class stickin' out all over 'em.  Kids has it,
too.  It shows real young sometimes."

"How can a child show anything like that?" I remonstrated.  "He has no
opportunity.  Class, as I understand it, is deep-seated--part of the
very fiber.  It takes a big situation to bring it out.  Where did you
ever see a child display this quality?"

"I've seed it many a time in little dirty-faced swipes," Blister
stated.  "I've seed exercise-boys so full of class they put the silks
on 'em before they can bridle a hoss, 'n' they bawl like you've took
away their apple when they lose their first race.  You've heard of
Hamilton?"

"I have been told he is the best sire in America," I replied, wondering
where this question led.

"I won't say that," said Blister.  "There's a lot of good hosses at
stud in this land-of-the-free-when-you-pay-fur-it, but he's up there
with the best of 'em.  Did you know I owns him once myself?"

"Not the great Hamilton?" I protested.

"Yep, the great all-the-time, anyhow-'n'-any-place Hamilton," Blister
assured me.  "'N' speakin' of class in kids 'n' colts, lemme tell you
about it."  He reached for his "makin's" and I waited while he rolled a
cigarette, this process being a necessary prelude to a journey into his
past.

"The year Seattle Sam goes down 'n' out," the words came in a cloud of
cigarette smoke, "I'm at Saratoga.  This Seattle is one of the big
plungers, his nod's good with the bookies fur anything he wants to lay,
'n' he sure bets 'em to the sky.  He owns a grand string of hosses, 'n'
when one of 'em's out to win, believe me, he carries the coin!"

"All the same they get him at last 'n' there ain't nothin' else talked
about fur a couple of days when the word goes 'round that he's cleaned.
The bunch acts like somebody's dead.  They whisper when they tell it.
It's got 'em dazed.

"In them days there's a little squirt called Micky that hangs around
the track.  He ain't got a regular job; he just picks up odd mounts on
a work-out now 'n' then.  He don't weigh eighty pounds, but he's
fresher'n a bucket of paint.  His right name's Vincent Mulligan, 'n'
his mother's a widow woman.  I learns that 'cause the old lady sends a
truant officer out to the track after him one day, 'n' the cop puts me
wise after Micky has clumb through a stall window, 'n' give him the
slip.

"'Why, you big truck hoss,' says Micky to the bull as he skidoos
through the window, 'you couldn't catch a cold at the north pole in yer
dirty undershirt!'

"'Why don't you go to school like you'd ought, Vincent?' I says to
Micky, when he shows up the next day.

"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky.  'Say, are you ever goin' to let me
work one of yer dogs out in place of that smoke?' he says, pointin' at
Snowball, my exercise-boy.

"'Who you callin' a smoke?' says Snowball, startin' fur Micky.  'I'll
slap the ugly I'ish mouth off you!'

"Micky picks up a pitchfork.

"'Go awn, you black boob!' he says.  'If I reaches fer yer gizzard with
this tickler, I gets it!'

"Snowball backs up.  I grabs the fork from the little shrimp.

"'Now, you beat it!' I says to him.

"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky.  He lays down on a bail of straw 'n'
pulls his hat over his face.  'If any guy bothers me while I'm gettin'
my rest,' he says, 'call a hearse.  Don't wake me up till some guy
wants a hoss worked out.'

"One day I goes to lay a piker's bet in Ike Rosenberg's book.

"'All across on Tantrum,' I says to Ike.

"'Hello, Blister,' says Ike, when he goes to hand me the ticket.  'I
like that one myself.  Go over 'n' lay me a hundred 'n' fifty the same
way,--here's the change.'

"When I bring Ike his ticket he tells me to wait a minute, 'n' pretty
soon he puts a sheet-writer on the block 'n' steps down.

"'Come over here,' he says, 'n' I trails him out of the bettin' shed.
'I've took a two-year-old for a thousand dollar marker of Seattle's,'
says Ike, swingin' 'round on me.  'You want him?'

"'To train, you mean?' I says, 'Is that it?'

"'Sure,' says Ike.  'You can have him on shares if you want.'

"'Tell me about him,' I says.

"'Well,' says Ike, 'he's a big little hoss made good all over.  He
ain't never started yet, but he's been propped for two months.  He's by
Edgemont.  First dam, Cora, by Musketeer.  Second dam, Débutante, by
Peddler.  Third dam, Daisy Dean, by Salvation.  Fourth dam, Iole, by
Messenger.  He's registered as Hamilton, 'n' that's all I know.'

"'That's sure some breedin',' I says.  'But I never takes a colt on
shares.  I'll handle him fur you as careful as I know how 'n' it'll
cost you fifty a month.  That's the best I can do.'

"'I'll send him over this evenin',' says Ike.  'Let me know what you
think of him after he works out for you.'

"I like this Hamilton colt the minute I gets my lamps on him.  He ain't
over fifteen hands, but he's all hoss.  He'll weigh right at nine
hundred, 'n' that's quite a chunk of a two-year-old.  He's got a fine
little head on him 'n' his eye has the right look.  A good game hoss'll
look at you like a eagle.  I don't want nothin' to do with a sheep-eyed
pup.  This colt has a eye like a game cock.

"Peewee Simpson is at my stalls when they brings the colt over, 'n'
after we've sized him up I asks Peewee what he thinks of the little
rooster.

"'Him?' says Peewee.  'He's a bear-cat.  I'll bet he entertains you
frequent 'n' at short notice.  I don't figger him related to Mary's
lamb, not any.  You better keep your eye on little Hamilton.  Hammy's
likely to be a naughty boy any time.'

"Peewee's got the correct hunch--the first time Snowball takes him out
Hamilton runs off 'n' the boy don't get him stopped till he romps five
miles.

"'Can't you stop him sooner'n that?' I says to Snowball when he's back.

"Micky's at the stalls that mawnin', 'n' he butts in, as usual.

"'Stop him!' he says.  'That black boob couldn't stop a hoss in a box
stall.  Lemme me have him next work-out!'

"'I'll let you have a slap on the ear,' I says.

"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky.

"Next work-out day Hamilton pulls off the same stunt.  He's feelin'
extra good that mawnin', I guess, 'cause he makes a nine mile trip of
it.  Micky stands there with me, watchin' the colt go round 'n' round
the track.

"'Why don't you can that choc'lit drop,' he says, ''n' put a white man
up?'

"'Meanin' you?' I says.  'You'd holler fur your milk bottle before he
goes a eighth with you.'

"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky.

"I borrows a curb 'n' chain from Eddy Murphy--he's been usin' it on ole
Dandelion.  It's fierce--you can bust a hoss's jaw with it.  I puts it
on Hamilton next work-out.

"'I guess that'll hold little Hammy,' I says, when Snowball's up.  But
it don't.  The colt ain't any more'n felt the curb when he bolts into
the fence 'n' chucks Snowball off.  I starts to catch the hoss, but
Micky gets to him first 'n' grabs him.

"'Lemme give him a whirl,' he says.  'Come on--be a sport fur a change!'

"Snowball rolls away from the colt 'n' picks hisself up.

"'He is shoh welcome to him,' he says.  'I got no moh use foh him.'

"I studies a minute, lookin' at Micky.  He don't come much above
Hamilton's knee.  He's lookin' at me like a pup beggin' fur a bone.

"'Go to it, you ornery little shrimp!' I says at last.  'If a worse
pair ever gets together I've never seed it!'

"Micky gives a yelp like a terrier.

"'Take off this bit 'n' put a straight bar on him,' he says.

"'Why, you couldn't hold one of his ears with a bar bit,' I says.

"'Who's ridin' this hoss?' says Micky.  'Go awn, get the bit!'

"'Get him what he wants,' I says to Snowball.

"We leads the colt on to the track, when the bits is changed, 'n' just
as I throws Micky up I see he's got a bat.

"'What you goin' to do with that?' I says.  'You need a parachute, not
a whip!'

"'_I_ always ride 'em with a bat.  Turn him loose,' says Micky.

"Well, it's the same thing over again, the colt runs off.  All Micky
does is to keep him in the track.  I see he ain't pullin' a pound.
They've gone about six mile 'n' Hamilton begins to slow a little.  Just
then Micky lights into him with the bat.

"'Look at dat!' says Snowball.  'He's los' his min'.'

"'_No, he ain't_!' I says.  '_He's there forty ways_!'  I've just begun
to tumble the kid's wise as owls.  'Oh, you Micky!' I hollers.  'Go to
it, you white boy!'

"I hate to tell you how far that kid works the hoss.  He keeps handin'
him the bat every other jump.  It gets so I can run as fast as they're
movin' 'n' Hamilton's just prayin' fur help.  I'm afraid he'll jim the
colt fur good, so I yells at Micky to cut it out, when he comes by.

"'Come down off of that, you squirt!' I says.  'Do you want to kill the
colt?'

"'Aw, you go to hell!' he says, 'n' 'round they go again.  When
Hamilton ain't got more'n a good stagger left, Micky rides him through
the gate to the stall.

"'Now, pony,' he says to Hamilton, 'don't start nothin' you can't
finish.'

"The trip kills a ordinary hoss, but they ain't nothin' ordinary about
this Hamilton.  I learns _that_ then.  We cools him out good 'n' in
three days he's kickin' the roof off the stall.

"Come work-out day Micky goes up on Hamilton.  Say, the colt eats out
of his hand.  Micky's got him buffaloed right.  He gallops Hamilton a
nice mile 'n' pulls up at the gate.

"'What do you want him to do now?  Stand on his head?' he says.  'Times
is dull.'

"'Shoot him three furlongs,' I says.

"'Shoot is the word,' says Micky.

"Hamilton romps the three furlongs in nothin' flat--I'm tickled sick.

"'He's a bear!' I says to Micky at the stalls.  ''N' as fur you--you're
on the pay-roll.'

"'Why, you're a live one, ain't you?' says Micky.  'Wait till I go
chase the Smoke!'  The next thing I see is Snowball goin' down the line
like a quarter hoss, 'n' Micky's proddin' at him with a pitchfork.

"'He won't be back,' says Micky, when he's puttin' up the fork.

"'Now, look-a here,' I says, 'you got to cut this rough stuff, if you
works fur me.'

"'Aw, you go to hell!' says Micky to me.

"Right then I gets him by the collar, 'n' takes a bat from the rack.  I
works on him till the bat's wore out 'n' then reaches fur another.
Micky ain't opened his face.  I wears that one out 'n' grabs another.
Micky looks up at the rack--there's four more bats left.

"'Nix on number three!' he yells.  'I'm listenin' to you!'

"'All right,' I says, hangin' up the bat.  'Now, listen good.  _Cut out
this rough stuff_--you got me?'

"'I got you,' says Micky.

"I tells Ike he's got a good colt, but only one boy can ride him.  Ike
comes over to the stalls with me to see the boy 'n' Hamilton.

"'Not that kid?' he says, when he takes a slant at Micky.  'A
hobby-hoss lets him out.'

"Micky goes straight up.

"'Why, you fat-headed Kike!' he says.  'The only thing you can tell me
about a hoss is how much the nails cost to hold his shoes on.'

"Ike turns to me.

"'Don't never let that boy throw a leg over a hoss of mine again,' he
says.  'Enter this colt in the two-year-old scramble Friday.  I'll get
Whitman to ride.  I guess _he'll_ hold him.'

"'Now, look at that!' I says to Micky when Ike's gone.  'You _will_
shoot off your face, won't you?  Ain't you _never_ goin' to learn to
keep that loud trap of yours closed?'

"'Aw, you go--' Micky stops there.

"I takes a step towards the whip rack.

"'Come on--' I says, 'let's hear from you!'

"'--to hell with the big Kike!' says Micky.

"'Does that let me in?' I says.

"Micky studies a minute lookin' at me 'n' the bats in the rack.

"'Naw--just the Kike,' he says at last.

"When Whitman's up on Hamilton, before they goes to the post, I tries
to put him wise.

"'You're on a bad actor, Whitty,' I says.  'If you ain't on your toes,
he runs off with you sure.'  This Whitman's a star, 'n' nobody knows it
better'n him.

"'What do _you_ hire a jock fur?' he says.  'Why don't you train 'n'
ride both?'

"'All right,' I says.  'I'm _tellin'_ you now!'

"'If this hoss is ready,' says Whitman, 'you've earned your
money--don't work overtime.'

"I goes through the paddock 'n' out on the lawn.  Before I'm there I
hears the crowd yellin'.  When I can see the track, there's the field
at the post all but Hamilton.  He 'n' Whitty has made a race all to
theirselves.  It turns out to be a six mile ramble with only one entry.

"I goes to the stand 'n' scratches Hamilton while he's still runnin'.
The field waits at the post till they get a clear track.

"'I didn't know this was a distance race,' I says to Whitty when he
gets down.  Whitty's sore as a crab, the bunch'll mention it to him the
rest of the season.

"'You don't want a jock on this thing,' he says.  'A engineer is what
he needs.'

"'Sell him,' is the first words Ike says to me when I sees him.

"'_Sell him_?' I says.  'You must be drunk!  Why, he don't bring a ten
case note.  Everybody's hep he's a bolter.  Now listen!  This is a real
good colt, 'n' I know it; but the bunch don't.  That boy of mine can
ride him.  If you gives the colt another chance with my boy up, he
shows 'em somethin'.  Then you can get a price fur him.'

"'Do what you like with him,' says Ike.  'But I don't pay out another
simoleon on him!  I'm through right now!'

"'Give me half what he wins his next out 'n' _I'll_ take a chance with
him,' I says.

"'You're on,' says Ike.  'But you pay the entrance.'

"'Surest thing you know,' I says, 'n' goes over to the stalls.

"In two weeks there's to be a handicap fur two-year-olds.  It's worth
three thousand to the winner.  It's the best baby race at the meetin'.
Hamilton'll come in awful light 'n' he'll get five pounds apprentice
allowance fur Micky; but it'll put a big crimp in my roll to pay the
entrance.  I studies over it some 'n' I gets cold feet.  It takes three
hundred bones to sit in.  I've about decided it's too rich fur my
blood, when next work-out day comes 'n' Hamilton works four furlongs,
with Micky up, like a cyclone.  That gets my circulation goin' 'n' I
takes a shot at it.

"'Who's burning this up on the ten mile wonder?' says the sec. to me,
when I'm payin' the entrance.  'The work seems a little coarse for my
old friend Ike.'

"'I'm Smiling Faces this load of poles,' I says.

"'Why, Blister,' says the sec.  'I never thought it of you!  But we're
much obliged to you just the same.'

"There's eight starters in the handicap besides Hamilton.  One of 'em's
a big clumsy colt named Hellespont.  The bunch calls him the Elephant,
'n' he's sour as lemons.  I see his eyes a-rollin' in the paddock, 'n'
I know he's hopped.  Just as the parade starts he begins to cut the
mustard.  He rears 'n' tries to come down all spraddled out on the colt
ahead of him in the line, but the jock runs him into a stall 'n' they
take hold of him till the rest is out on the track.

"Micky ain't had no experience at the post.  I've borrowed a pair of
glasses 'n' I'm watchin' the get-a-way pretty anxious.  Hamilton's
actin' fine, but the Elephant is holdin' up the start.  All of a sudden
he rears clear up 'n' comes down across Hamilton.  The colt does a flop
'n' I see the Elephant rear 'n' stamp him a couple a times before the
assistant drives him off with the bull whip."

[Illustration: "I see the Elefant stamp him."]

"'Good-by, three hundred!' I says to myself, I can't see good fur the
dust, but they pulls Micky out from under the colt, 'n' when I gets
another slant, Hamilton's on his feet 'n' the starter's talkin' at
Micky.  I can see Micky shakin' his head.  It ain't long till they puts
him up again.

"'That's the good game kid!' I says out loud.  'Oh, you 'Micky boy!'
also out loud.

"They get off to a nice start.  When they hit the stretch I throws my
hat away.  Hamilton's in front two lengths.  A eighth from home I see
there's somethin' wrong with Micky.  He's got his bat 'n' lines in his
left mitt.  His right hook is kind-a floppin' at his side, but
Hamilton's runnin' true 'n' strong.  The colt looks awful good to the
sixteenth 'n' then his gait goes clear to the bad.  I see he's all shot
to pieces behind, 'n' he's stoppin' fast.  I'm standin' at the inner
rail ten len'ths from the wire, 'n' the Elephant colt gets to Hamilton
right in front of me.

"'I gotcha, jock!' yells the boy on the Elephant.

"'They don't pay off here,' says Micky, 'n' sticks the lines in his
face.  Then he goes to the bat with his south hook 'n' Hamilton lays
back his ears 'n' runs true again. . . .  He out-games the Elephant a
nod at the wire 'n' I'm twelve hundred to the clear.

"When I gets to 'em, Micky's standin' in the track leanin' against
Hamilton.  The colt's shakin' all over 'n' his hind feet's in a big
pool of blood.  I gives a' look 'n' the left rear tendon is tore off
from hock to fetlock.

"'Good God, look at that!' I says to Micky.

"Micky turns 'n' looks.

"'Aw, pony . . .' he says, 'n' busts out cryin'.  He leans up against
the colt again 'n' he's shakin' as bad as Hamilton.

"Just then the boy gets down from the Elephant.

"'I'd a beat that dog in another jump,' he says to Micky.

"'You?' says Micky.  'I'm goin' to _kill you_!'  He starts fur the boy,
but he turns kind-a greeny white 'n' does a flop on the track.

"When I goes to pick him up I see a bone comin' through the flesh just
above the wrist on his right hook.

"We puts him in a blanket 'n' the swipes start to carry him off.

"'What's the matter with the kid?' says Ike comin' up.

"'Arm broke, I guess,' I says."

"Ike sees the blood 'n' walks behind Hamilton.

"'I wish it was his neck,' he says, pointin' at the tendon.  'That's
what you get fur puttin' a pin-headed apprentice on a good hoss!  Get
him so he can hobble, 'n' sell him to a livery if you can.  If not,
have him shot.'

"Hamilton's standin' there a-shakin'.  His eyes has the look you always
sees in a hoss just after he's ruined.

"'What'll you take fur him?' I says to Ike.

"'Take fur him?' he says.  'Whatever he'll bring.  I ain't out nothin'
on him.  I splits three thousand with you to the race.'

"'You owe me a hundred 'n' thirty fur trainin',' I says.  'I calls it
off 'n' keeps the hoss.'

"'You've bought him,' says Ike, 'n' goes back to the bettin' shed.

"They take Micky to the hospital.  The doc says his arm's broke 'n'
he's hurt inside.  He comes to before they puts him in the ambulance.

"'Why didn't you let another boy ride?' says the assistant starter,
who's helpin' the doc.

"'Ride hell!' says Micky.  'He runs off with them other boobs.'

"Me 'n' Peewee Simpson gets Hamilton to the stall.  It takes him just
one hour to do that hundred yards, but I've got a tight bandage above
the hock 'n' he don't bleed so bad.

"'Can you get him so he can walk?' I says to the vet. when he's looked
at the colt.

"'Yes,' he says; 'but that'll be about all for him.  I advise you to
have him destroyed.  What hoss _is_ this?'

"'Hamilton,' I says.  'He just wins the colt race.'

"'So?' he says.  'I didn't see it.  When did _this_ happen?'

"'At the post,' I says.  'Another colt jumped on him.'

"'At the post?' he says.  'I thought you said he won?'

"'He did,' I says.

"'On _that_?' he says, pointin' to the leg.  'What you tryin' to do,
kid me?'

"'I'm tellin' it to you just as she happens,' I says.  'It don't matter
a damn to me whether you believe it or not!'

"'Why, you _ain't_ kiddin', are you?' he says.  'Wait a minute--'

"He goes outside 'n' I see him talkin' to several.

"'It's straight,' he says, when he comes back.  'But it ain't possible!'

"'Who owns this colt?' he says, after he's looked at the leg some more.

"'I do,' I says.  'I just give a hundred 'n' thirty fur him.'

"'What did you ever buy _him_ for?' he says.

"I studies a minute, a-lookin' at Hamilton.

"'I've got softenin' of the brain, I guess,' I says.

"'He's a nice made thing,' says the vet.  'How's he bred?'

"I tells him, 'n' he looks at the leg some more, 'n' then walks 'round
the colt a couple a times.

"'I tell you what I'll do,' he says after while.  'I'll take him off
your hands at just what you paid.  I'm givin' it to you straight--_this
hoss wont never do more than walk_.  But he's bred out a sight 'n' I
like his looks.  There's a chance somebody could use him in the stud.
I'm willin' to get him in some sort-a shape 'n' see if I can't make a
piece of money on him.  What do you say?"

"'Well,' I says, 'you're fixed better to get him in shape'n me.  I just
wanted to give the little hoss a show.  If _you'll_ give it to him,
he's yours.'

"'Here's your money,' says the vet.  'I'll send my wagon for him
to-morrow.  Let me have a lantern till I get this leg so it won't hurt
him so bad to-night.'

"The next day every paper I picks up has a great big write-up in it
about Micky 'n' the colt.  Until the wagon comes fur him there's a
regular procession to the stall to look at Hamilton, 'n' when I goes to
the hospital that night you can't see Micky fur flowers around his bed.

"'Hell!' says Micky.  'Do they think I'm a stiff?'

"'Sh-h-h!' says the sister that's nursin' him.

"I don't see Hamilton fur a month.  One day I goes over to the big
Eastern sale at New York, just to hear ole Pappy Danforth sell 'em.
Pappy's stood on a block all his life.  He knows every hoss-man in the
country.  When _he_ tells you about a hoss, it's right; 'n' everybody
takes his tip.  He just about sells 'em where they ought to go.

"There's a fierce crowd at the sale 'n' some grand stuff goes under the
hammer.  Pappy kids the crowd along 'n' sells 'em so fast it makes you
dizzy.   They don't more'n lead a hoss out till he's gone.

"All of a sudden Pappy climbs clear up on the desk in front of him 'n'
stands there a minute, pushin' back his long white hair.

"'Na-ow, boys!' he says.  'I'm goin' to sell you a three-legged hoss!
An'--listen to the ole man--he's wuth more'n any four-legged hoss,
livin' or dead!'

"I rubbers hard to get a look at a hoss Pappy boosts like that, 'n' I
nearly croaks when they lead Hamilton into the ring.  The colt's a
dink, right.  He's stiff as a poker behind, but he's still got that
game-cock look to his eye.

"'Na-ow, boys!' sings out Pappy, 'there's the biggest little hoss ever
you saw!  Don't look at him--any of you fellahs that wants a yellah
dawg to win a cheap race with!  _He_ ain't in _that_ class.  Step
forwahd, you breeders, an' grasp a golden opportunity!  Send the best
brood mares you've got to this little hoss . . . he's a giant!  _You
hear me--a giant_!  Ed Tumble, I'm talkin' to you!  I'm talkin' to you,
Bill Masters--an' Harry Scott there . . . an' Judge Dillon . . . an'
all you big breeders!  You've _read_ what this little hoss done in the
newspapers.  You can _see_ his breedin' in your catalogues.  You can
_look him over_ as he stands there!  But best of all--_listen to the
old man_! when he tells you he never held a hammer over a better one in
fifty years.  Na-ow, boys!  I'm goin' to sell him for the high dollah,
an' the man who gets him at any price . . . _you hear me--at any
price_! . . . is goin' to have the laugh on the rest of you fellahs!
Aw-l-l right--_what do I hear_?'

"'Five hundred!' says some guy.

"'Why, Frank, five hundred won't buy a hair out of his tail . . . _what
do I hear_?' says Pappy.

"'Two thousand!' yells somebody.

"'Na-ow listen, Tom, if you want the little hoss, cut out this triflin'
an' bid for him,' says Pappy.  '_What do I hear_?'

"'Five thousand!' some guy hollers.

"'That's just a nice little start . . . _what do I hear_?' says Pappy,
'n' I goes into a trance.

"I don't come to till I hears Pappy sing out:

"'So-o-ld to you for sixteen thousand dollahs, Mr. Humphrey, _an' you
never bought a cheaper one_!'

"It's a wonder I ain't run over gettin' to the depot.  I don't know
where I'm at.  I just keeps sayin' 'sixteen thousand--sixteen
thousand--' over 'n' over to myself.  I beats it out to the hospital
when I gets back, to tell Micky.  They're goin' to let him out in a day
or so 'n' Micky's settin' up in a chair with wheels to it.

"'Give a guess what Hamilton brings in the Big Eastern,' I says to him.

"'I dunno,' says he.  'How much?'

"'Sixteen thousand bucks!' I says.  'How does that lay on your
stummick?'

"'Hell!' says Micky.  'That ain't nothin'--look-a-here!'

"He shoves a paper at me he's been holdin' in his mitt.  It's a ridin'
contract fur two years with the Ogden stable at ten thousand a year.

"So you see, just like I tells you," Blister wound up, "they lay down
real money fur _class_."

"The man who bought the horse," I said, "certainly got what he paid
for--everybody knows _now_ that Hamilton has class.  But how about the
boy?"

"Did you ever see Vincent ride?" Blister looked at me inquiringly.

"I saw him ride once in the English Derby," I replied.  "Why?"

"Well," said Blister, "his mother lives in New York in a brownstone
house he bought her, with two Swede girls to do as much work as she'll
let 'em.  When he comes home, she calls him 'Micky.'  Is there class to
him?"

"Yes," I said, "there's class to him."



EXIT BUTSY

"What's all them rubes got ribbons on 'em fur?" asked Blister.

I followed his gaze to a group of variously garbed men and women who
had just rounded the paddock, and who slowly bore down upon us as they
drifted from stall to stall in a haphazard inspection of the great
racing plant at Latonia.  Prominent upon the person of each member of
this party was a bountiful strip of yellow ribbon.  The effect was
decidedly gay.

I had encountered similar ribbons in every nook and cranny of the Queen
City during the last few days, and I knew that each bore in thirty-six
point Gothic condensed, the words, "Ohio State Grange."

"Those are Ohio farmers and their wives who are attending a convention
in Cincinnati," I explained.  "The ribbons are convention badges."

Blister allowed the saddle girth he was mending to lie unnoticed across
his knees as the delegates by twos and threes straggled past.

Each female member of the party carried a round paper fan with a cane
handle, and talked unceasingly.  These streams of conversation were
entirely regardless of one another.  It was as though many brooks
babbled onward side by side, but never joined.  One fragment that
reached us, I preserved.

"An' I sez to the doctor when he come, sez I, 'Doctor, I ain't held a
bite on my stummick these three livelong days!'"  This was delivered by
a buxom dame, fanning vigorously the meanwhile, and was noteworthy
since the lady was closely followed by a little man whose frailty
suggested dissolution, and who bore a large lunch box under one arm and
a heavy child upon the other.

The men appeared somewhat interested in the pampered nervous-looking
thoroughbreds, but made few comments.  As compared to their women folk
they seemed more silent than the very tomb itself.

Long after the grangers had drifted out of our sight, Blister's
thoughts seemed devoted to them.  Several times he chuckled to himself.

"Every time I see a bunch of rubes," he said at last, "it puts me in
mind of Butsy Trimble 'n' the new stalls at Lake Minnehaha Park."

"Lake Minnehaha Park," I repeated.  "I never heard of such a place."

"It's up at Mount Clinton," Blister explained.  "It's Ohio's beauty
spot."

"Get out!" I scoffed.

"Fact!" said Blister.  "It says so right over the gates."

"Tell me about it," I demanded.

"This ain't been so long ago," said Blister.  "The meetin' here at
Latonia is about over.  Ole Whiskers has put the game on the fritz in
New York, so everybody's studyin' where to ship when get-away day
comes, 'n' the whole bunch is sore as bears--you can't get a pleasant
word from nobody.

"All I got in my string is some two-year-olds of Judge Dillon's.  They
go back to the farm when the meetin' closes, so I ain't worried
none--not about where to ship.

"One night me 'n' Peewee Simpson is playin' pitch on a bale of hay with
a lantern.  Butsy Trimble is settin' beside the bale readin' a hoss
paper.

"'Gimme high, jack, game--' says Peewee, after a hand.

"'I'll give you a poke in the nose!' I says.  'What you got fur game?'

"'I s'pose you want to count fur game--don't you?' says Peewee.  'I'll
give it to you sooner'n argue with you.'

"'You're right, you'll give it to me,' I says.

"'Well, I said I'd give it to you, didn't I?' says Peewee.  'You'd
rather argue'n eat, wouldn't you?'

"'All that's wrong with you,' I says, 'is you're sore 'cause you can't
hog game!'

"Peewee lays down his cards.

"'Now, look a here, you freckle-faced shrimp!' he says.  'Get off this
bale of hay--it'll _poison_ a hoss if _you_ set on it much longer!'

"'Whose bale of hay do you think this is?' I says.  'You tryin' to hog
_it_ like you does game?'

"'Gimme my lantern 'n' I'll be on my way,' says Peewee.

"'I puts the oil in that lantern,' I says, ''n' she sets right where
she is till she makes her last flicker.'

"'Cut it!  Cut it!' says Butsy, spreadin' out his hoss paper.  'Act
like you has some sense, 'n' I puts you hep to a hot scheme I gets out
of this paper--us three can pull it off to a finish!'

"'I don't want in on no scheme with that lantern snatcher!' says Peewee
then to me.

"'If you don't age some,' I says to Peewee, 'nursie'll come around
here, 'n' put a nice fresh panty-waist on you!'

"Then Butsy goes ahead 'n' tells us the frame-up.  He shows us an ad in
his paper askin' fur entries to race over the Ohio Short Ship Circuit.
This circuit is a bunch of race meets that's held on the bull rings at
county fairs up through the state.  They're trottin' races mostly, but
they give one runnin' race at a different town each week.

"'Now,' says Butsy, 'I'm born 'n' raised in Mount Clinton, Ohio.  I
sees the race meet there frequent 'n' she's a peach.  You can have a
hoss lay down 'n' go to sleep on the track if you don't want him to win
'n' then tell the judges he's got spring fever.  Everything goes except
murder.  We'll take that black stud of mine 'n' Peewee's bay geldin'
'n' hit this punkin circuit.  We can win a purse each week fur
travelin' expenses, 'n' what we cops on the side is velvet.'

"'What do you want me fur?' I says.

"'Why,' says Butsy, 'at these county fairs there ain't no bookies.
They just bets from hand to hand.  While me 'n' Peewee rides, you
sashay out among the rubes 'n' get the coin down on whichever hoss we
frames to win.'

"We sets there 'n' talks over the proposition most all night.  Butsy
says it's a cinch 'n' it ain't long till me 'n' Peewee figgers he's got
it doped right.

"'Let's go against it, Blister,' Peewee says to me.  'What do you say,
old pal?'

"'I'm there with bells on,' I says, 'n' that settles it.  I ships my
colts to Judge Dillon, 'n' the next week we start.

"These punkin races is all half-mile dashes, best two out of three.
Peewee's geldin' is a distance hoss--he don't get goin' good under a
mile.  In a bull-ring sprint he ain't got a chance with this black stud
of Butsy's.

"Our game is to have Butsy turn his dash-hound loose the first heat.
Then I ambulates out among the rubes 'n' acts like I'm willing to bet
on the bay geldin'.  If I finds a live one, Butsy takes his hoss up in
his lap the last two trips 'n' Peewee comes on 'n' grabs the gravy.

"We figger the rubes'll eat it up after seein' that nice-lookin' black
stud romp away with the first heat.  But right there the dope falls
down--the rubes ain't as dead as they look.

"In the first town we strike I eases up to a tall Jasper after the
black hoss has grabbed the opener on the bit.

"'Say, pardner,' I says, 'do you ever bet a piece of money on a race?'

"This Jasper is just a Adam's apple surrounded by arms 'n' legs.

"'Well, I should say as much,' he says.  'But most ginrally they wan't
nobody bet with me.  Up in Liberty Township the boys call me Lucky
Andy.'

"'It's a crime to do this!' I says to myself.  'I'll make a little bet
with you, pardner,' I says out loud.  'Not much though--you're too
lucky!'

"'How was ye calkewlatin' to bet?' says the Jasper.

"'This black hoss acted kind-a tired to me,' I says.  'I'll just bet
you twenty bucks he don't win the race.'

"'You look like a smart little cuss,' he says.  'What's good enough fer
you is good enough fer me.'  He beats it over to where another rube is
settin' in a buggy.  'Hi, Bill!' says my Jasper, 'I'll just bet ye
fifty cents the black hawse dun't win the race--even if I do lose!'

"That's the way it goes right along--the rubes stay away from it.  Once
in a while I finds a mark but not often.  We win a purse though in
every town 'n' this just about pays expenses.  We ain't makin' nothin'
much, but we ain't losin' nothin' neither.  We're eatin' regular 'n'
enjoyin' ourselves, except Butsy.  _He_ wouldn't enjoy hisself at a dog
fight.

"This Butsy Trimble is a thin solemn gink 'n' he almost never cracks a
smile.  He's got it doped out that everybody's agin him.  Peewee 'n' me
has knocked around together so much we knows each other's ways, but we
ain't never had much to do with this Butsy, so we ain't wise to him at
first.

"It ain't long till Butsy begins to figger we're tryin' to hand it to
him.  He gets sour-balled about everythin' we does.  We try to kid him,
but he ain't hep to a kid 'n' he don't stand fur it like he'd ought.
His favorite stunt is to say he'll take his hoss 'n' quit.  He springs
this right along.

"From the start this trip gets to Peewee's funny bone.  He don't do
nothin' but laugh.  Butsy don't see nothin' funny about it, 'n' he gets
to thinkin' Peewee's laughin' at him.

"Peewee'll lay in the stall at night 'n' laugh 'n' laugh.  Pretty soon
he'll get me goin', 'n' then we'll lay 'n' snort fur a hour.  Butsy
can't go to sleep 'n' he gets wild.

"'What th' hell are you laughin' at?' he says.  'If you don't cut this
out 'n' let me get my rest I'll quit the game tomorrow!'

"It gets so I don't dare look at Peewee fur fear we'll get started 'n'
Butsy'll quit.

"At a burg called Mansfield I finds a good bunch of live ones 'n' we
grabs off three hundred life-savers.  It seems to help Butsy a lot--he
acts more cheerful right away.

"'Cherries are ripe,' he says.  'Our next town's Mount Clinton.  I know
every boob in it.  We'll sift some change out of them Knox County
plow-pushers.'

"We ships over the B. & O. to Mount Clinton.  It's rainin' when we
unloads, 'n' Butsy ain't as cheerful as he was.

"'How far is it to the track?' Peewee says to him.

"'About three miles 'n' all hills,' says Butsy.

"'How do you get out?' says Peewee.

"'We could take the street-car if it wasn't fur the hosses,' says
Butsy.  'As it is we'll have to hoof it through the mud.'

"'Look-a here,' I says to Butsy, 'there's no sense in three of us
gettin' wet.  You know the way 'n' we don't.  You take the hosses 'n'
we'll come out on the street-car.'

"'I thought it 'ud be like that,' says Butsy.  'You two always pick out
the soft stuff fur yourselves 'n' hand me the lemons.  I guess I'll
just put my hoss back in the freight car 'n' be on my way.'

"'Now, Butsy,' I says, 'have some sense!  We ain't slippin' you
nothin'.  I'd take the dogs 'n' leave you 'n' Peewee ride if I knew the
way.  What do you want to make a crack about quittin' fur just as the
game's gettin' good?' I says.  'We cops a neat little bundle at our
last stop, 'n' we'll grab a nice piece of change here.  I feel it in my
bones.'

"'All right,' says Butsy.  'I'll be the goat just once more--but take
it from me this is the last time!'

"'Send a wagon fur the trunk when you get up-town,' I says to Butsy
when he's goin'.

"'Furget it!' he says.  'Put her on the street-car.  The car runs right
into Minnehaha Park 'n' you can unload her in front of the stalls.'

"'You can't take a trunk on a street-car,' I says.

"'Wait till you see this street-car,' says Butsy.

"'Ain't they but one?' says Peewee.

"'That's all,' says Butsy.  'Orphy Shanner runs it.'

"Me and Peewee stands a-waitin' fur the street-car fur thirty minutes,
then I goes into the freight depot office.

"'Is the street-car runnin'?' I says to the old gazink at the desk.

"'Ye can't rightly call it runnin',' he says.  'It ain't been settled
yet.  Some claims she dun't, some claims she do.  Them that claims she
dun't is those who've rid on her.'

"'Well, whatever she does,' I says, 'will she get here this mawnin'?  I
got to get to the race track.'

"'I'll call up Orphy an' see,' says the old gazink.  'Hello, Tessie,'
he says, after he grinds away at the telephone handle fur a while.
'Git a-holt of Orphy Shanner fer me out to th' park--that's a good
girl.'  In about ten minutes somebody begins to talk over the phone.
'Say, Orphy, this is Ed at the B. & O. Freight,' says the old gazink.
'I got a passenger down here fer ye.'  Then he listens at the phone.
'I don't know who he is.  He's a stranger tu me,' he says, 'n' listens
some more.  'All right, I'll tell him,' he says, 'n' hangs up the phone.

"'Orphy says fer me to tell ye thet he's comin' in to get Mrs. Boone at
the Public Square at eleven o'clock,' he says to me.  'He's goin' to
take her out High Street to a whisk party at Mrs. Pucker's, an' he'll
come down here an' git ye then.'

"'Why, it ain't ten o'clock yet,' I says.

"'Well, you kin set in here out of the rain an' wait,' he says.

"I thinks we better walk 'n' then I remembers that cussed trunk.

"'Much obliged,' I says.  'I'll go out 'n' get my friend.'

"'Be they two of ye?' says he.  'Jeerusalem, I told Orphy they wa'n't
but one.'

"When I gets back with Peewee, the old gazink pushes a couple of chairs
at us.

"'Set right down, boys,' he says, ''n' make yourselves mis'able.'  Then
he puts a chew in his face that would choke a he-elephant 'n' begins to
ask us questions.  The only thing he don't ask us he don't think of.
He'll stop right in the middle of a word 'n' say, 'pit-too-ee,' 'n' hit
a flat box full of sawdust dead center.  I don't see him miss once.'

"After he's got us pumped dry he begins to tell us what _he_ knows, 'n'
believe me he's got a directory beat to a custard.  He hands us some
info about everybody who's alive in Mount Clinton 'n' then starts in on
the cemetery.  He works back till he's talkin' about some 'dead an'
gone these twenty year,' as he says.

"I happens to look at Peewee--Peewee's in a trance.  He can't look
away.  He's noddin' his head 'n' his eyes has got a glassy stare.  I
goes outside quick 'n' lays up against the side of the buildin'.

"When I get back the old gazink is still workin' on Peewee, but all of
a sudden he stops 'n' listens.

"'Pit-too-ee--there's your car, boys!' he says, 'n' then I begins to
hear a groanin' sound.

"Man!  they ain't no way to tell you about that street-car!  She falls
to pieces only they wraps all the upper parts together with wire till
she looks like a birdcage.  A big freckled guy with red hair is runnin'
her 'n' I know just by lookin' at him it's Orphy.

"'Howdy, boys,' he says to us when he gets to where we're standin'.
'Jump aboard!  I'm goin' down far as the pumpin' station an' the brakes
ain't workin' just like they'd ought-a this mornin'.'

"'We've got a trunk,' I says.

"'Oh!' he says, 'n' spins the whirligig.  She keeps right on goin'.
Then he runs back 'n' yanks the trolley off, 'n' she begins to slow
down.  'Git your trunk an' fetch it to where I stop at!' he hollers.
'The cut-off ain't workin' just like it ought-a this mornin'.'

"We lugs the trunk down to the car 'n' puts her on the back platform.

"'That's the way things goes!' says Orphy.  'I hadn't figgered on no
trunk.  Ed never tells me nothin' about it.  You better set on it,' he
says.  'The seats ain't just in first-class shape this mornin'.'  I
looks inside at the seats, 'n' he's got it doped right--some chickens
has spent the night on 'em.

"After we gets to goin' Orphy pokes his head in the door.

"'The company don't allow me to handle the money,' he says.  'But my
friends most gen'ally drop the fare down the right-hand side of the
slot.'

"Me 'n' Peewee goes forward 'n' looks at the money box.  The front of
the car has warped till there's a big crack in the right-hand side of
the box you can see the platform through.  I drops two nickels in on
that side, 'n' bing! they go down the shoot 'n' out the crack.  They
falls on the platform 'n' Orphy picks 'em up 'n' goes south with 'em.

"'That's what I call a live guy!' says Peewee.  'I'm proud to know him.'

"Pretty soon Orphy comes back 'n' jerks the trolley off 'n' we stop on
a big square with a monument in the middle.

"'We got to wait here at the Public Square fer Mrs. Boone,' he says.

"In about twenty minutes here comes a dame across the Square.  She's
sixteen hands high 'n' will girt according.  She belongs in the
heavy-draft class 'n' she's puffin' some.

"'How-dee-do, Orphy,' she says.  'I'm a mite late, but I didn't get
shet of my peach butter as quick as I aimed to.'

"'That's all right, Missus Boone,' says Orphy.  'The company allows me
a liberal schedool.  Set right down on the trunk, Missus Boone.  I
wouldn't resk the seats this mornin' if I was you.'

"'What's wrong with 'em?' says Mrs. Boone, 'n' pokes her head in the
door.  'Land a Liberty!' she says.  'I shall certainly write to the
_Banner_ about this!  I call it disgraceful!'  Then she sets down on
the trunk.

"I'm standin' up, but Peewee's still on it.  She covers the whole
trunk, but a little corner, 'n' Peewee tries to set on that.

"'Why don't you give the lady some room?' I says to Peewee, 'n' he gets
up 'n' leaves her have the trunk.

"'You're a real polite young man,' says Mrs. Boone to me.

"We ain't more'n got started when the dame lets out a holler.

"'Orphy!' she yells, 'Stop!  Wait a minute!  Whoa!'  Orphy comes 'n'
yanks off the trolley.

"'I declare to goodness!' says Mrs. Boone.  'I've furgot my rubbers.
Run up and get them for me, Orphy--they're behind the door in the front
hall.'

"'I'd like to oblige you real well, Mrs. Boone,' says Orphy, 'but the
company don't allow me to leave the car when I'm on duty--'

"'Well, I call lookin' after your customers bein' on duty,' says Mrs.
Boone.  'Now, you skip an' get my rubbers, Orphy Shanner!'

"Orphy beats it fur the rubbers.

"While he's gone Mrs. Boone goes 'n' drops a nickel down the chute, but
she don't put it in the right side 'n' it trickles down into the box.
When Orphy gets the car started after he's back, he turns 'round 'n'
gives a sad look at the nickel in the box.

"'Stung!' says Peewee, 'n' I think he's goin' to fall off the car.

"'What ails that young man?' says Mrs. Boone to me.  'He seems to be
havin' a spell.'

"'It ain't nothin',' I says.  'He'll be all right in a minute.'

"We lets Mrs. Boone off after while 'n' keeps on goin' fur a mile or so
till we come to some gates.  In gold letters over the gates is 'Ohio's
Beauty Spot,' 'n' below that in bigger letters yet is 'Lake Minnehaha
Park.'  We goes through these gates 'n' there's the track.  More'n half
the center-field is took up by a baseball diamond.  In the other half
is a pond with a shoot-the-chutes runnin' down into it.

"'Where's the lake?' Peewee says to Orphy.

"'Right in front of your nose,' says Orphy, pointin' at the pond.

"'She's some body of water,' says Peewee.  'If you ain't careful a big
rough guy'll come along here with a tin cup some dark night 'n' go
south with her.'

"'I guess not,' says Orphy.  'She's four feet deep--in spots.'

"When we come in sight of the stalls, there's Butsy standin' in the
rain with the hosses.  A big bunch of Jaspers is holdin' a meetin' out
in front of a row of bran'-new stalls that's just been put up.  There's
a hot argument goin' on 'n' they don't pay no attention to the rain.

"'You gone dippy?' I says to Butsy.  'What are you standin' out in the
rain with the dogs fur?  Why don't you put 'em up?'

"'No chance,' says Butsy.  'All the stalls is took except these new
ones, 'n' the guy who furnished the lumber fur 'em won't unlock 'em
till he's paid.'

"I looks at the stalls--there's a great big padlock on each door.

"'Why don't they slip him the coin?' I says.

"'You can search me,' says Butsy.  'That's what they're chewin' the rag
about now.'

"Me 'n' Peewee slides over to where the crowd is.

"'I'll have the law on ye sure!' a old Jasper is sayin'.  He's got on a
long-tailed coat 'n' a white string tie.

"'Edge right in!' whispers Peewee to me.  'It ain't goin' to cost you a
cent!'

"'You ain't got no right to lock them stalls, Jim Burns!' says the old
Jasper.  'They belong to the Knox County Agricultural Society!'

"'Not till I'm paid fer the lumber, they don't!' says the guy he calls
Jim Burns.  'Gimme eighty-six dollars, Kurnel, if you want to use them
stalls.'

"'I'll have the law on ye sure as my name's Hunter!' says the old
Jasper.

"'I guess you won't,' says Burns.  'My lawyer tells me to lock them
stalls.'

"'Who's your lawyer?' says the old Jasper.

"Harry Evans," says Burns.

"'Well, why ain't he here?' says the old Jasper.

"'That's right--he'd ought to be here!' says several in the crowd.

"'I told him to come two hours ago,' says Burns.  'Say, Orphy!
Telephone in an' find out why Harry ain't here!'

"Orphy climbs off the car 'n' goes in a shed 'n' we hears the telephone
bell jingle.  Pretty soon he comes back.

"'Missus Evans says Harry's fixin' a clock,' says Orphy.  'He's purty
nigh through, an' he aims to git out here soon as she'll strike right.
He's comin' in his autymobile.'

"The crowd gives a groan.  Burns throws up his hands.

"'He'd a damn sight better walk,' he says.

"The argument sort-a dies down while they're waitin' fur this Harry
Evans.

"'Come on!' Peewee says to me.  'I got to tell Butsy the good news.'

"I see the rain tricklin' off Butsy's nose when we get close to him.

"'Stay with it, Butsy!' says Peewee.  'They got a lawyer comin' in a
auto--'

"'Come 'n' hold these dogs fur a while!' says Butsy.

"'I'd like to,' says Peewee, 'but I can't.  I might miss somethin','
'n' he goes back to where the crowd is.

"We waits fur about a hour.

"'Why don't ye git a lawyer that ain't got no autymobile?' says
somebody to Burns.

"'They've all got 'em,' says Burns.  'I'll give ye a dollar fer every
lawyer in Mount Clinton ye can name who ain't got one of the blame
things!'

"'How about Sam Koons?' says somebody.

"'Got one just the other day,' says Burns.  'It's made up to Bucyrus.
It's called the Speeding Queen.  He give three hundred and twenty
dollars cash fer it.'

"Not long after that I begins to notice a noise.  It ain't like any
other sound I ever hears before.  It gets right into my system.   It's
gettin' closer 'n' pretty soon I think I'll go find a nail 'n' bite on
it.

"'What's that?' says Peewee.

"'It's him,' says Burns.  'It's Harry.  If he don't have no bad luck
he'll be here in twenty minutes.  He ain't over a half a mile away
right now.'

"'I hope they ain't no children on the road,' says Peewee.

"I figgers this Harry Evans is sure ridin' a threshin'-machine with its
insides loose, but when he comes through the gates I gets a shock.
Say,--his machine ain't much bigger'n a good-sized sardine can!  It's
painted red 'n' smoke's comin' out of the front of it.  I can roll
faster'n it's movin', but it keeps a-shakin' so he can't hardly set in
the seat.

"When it's pretty close I see he's a little guy with specs 'n' a yellow
coat on, but he's bein' shook so I can't hardly see what he does look
like.

"'How-dee-do!' he says, when he gets her stopped.  'Er,--it occurs to
me that I may be a little late. . . .  Will any of you gentlemen
indulge in a Cuban Beauty?'  He fishes some long black stogies out of
his pocket, but they don't nobody go against 'em, except him--he lights
one.

"Then the crowd shows him the locked stalls 'n' everybody takes a shot
at tellin' him what ought to be did.

"'Er,--it occurs to me,' says this Harry Evans, 'that there is a simple
way out of the--er--difficulty.'

"'There's class to him,' says Peewee.

"'How's that?' says some one in the crowd.

"'If Colonel Hunter here will tender me--er--eighty-six dollars in
behalf of my client,' says Harry Evans, 'I'll instruct my client to
unlock the stalls.'

"'There you are!' says Peewee.

"The big Jasper lets out a fierce roar.

"'Not by a damn sight!' says he.  'We leased these grounds with the
full use an' privilege of all buildin's an' other fixtures an'
appurtenances fur the purpose of holdin' a fair.  We weren't aimin' to
get skinned out of eighty-six dollars by no lumber concern, 'n' we
ain't a-goin' to neither!'

"'Let's see your lease?' says Harry Evans.

"'It's back in town at my office,' says the old Jasper.

"'Who signed it?' says Harry Evans.

"'Judge Tate signed it,' says the old Jasper.

"'Er,--if that's the case,' says Harry Evans, 'get him out here.  He's
receiver for the Park Company and you can make him pay this claim.'

"The whole bunch says that's a good idea.  So they tell Orphy to go in
'n' get this Judge Tate.

"'I got to go 'n' tell Butsy there's a judge comin'!' says Peewee.

"'Butsy's sore about somethin',' he says when he gets back.

"This Judge Tate unloads hisself from the car when Orphy brings him,
like he's the most important piece of work fur miles around.  He has
little side-whiskers 'n' a bay-window with a big gold chain stretched
across it.  He holds a umbrella over hisself with one hand 'n' wiggles
the watch-chain with the other.

"'Ahem--gentlemen, what can I do for you?' he says.

"'Something doing now!' says Peewee to me.  'This is God-a'mighty's
right-hand man!'

"'Er--Judge,' says Harry Evans, 'we are having a dispute concerning
certain buildings on these premises, and--er--it occurred to me you
could settle the matter.'

"'Settle is the word,' says Peewee to me.

"'As receiver for the Park Company, Judge,' says Harry Evans, 'can you
tell us--er--who the buildings on these premises belong to?'

"'Why--ahem--' says the judge, 'it is my understanding that all the
buildings of every sort and description belong to the Park Company,
irrespective of any improvements that the--ahem--lessees may see fit to
make.'

"'Now yer talkin',' says Burns.  'Just hand me eighty-six dollars due
fer lumber on them new stalls--you claim to own em.

"'A-he-m!' says the judge.  'That's a different matter.  The
Agricultural Society is responsible for those stalls.  The man you
should see about your claim is Alf Dingle.  I happen to know there is a
certain sum of money in the treasury and I kind of think Alf will pay
this claim.  Why don't you try to get him to come out here?'

"They argue a while 'n' then it's thought best to send fur Alf Dingle.
But Orphy has took the street-car 'n' went.

"'That's the way it goes,' says the old Jasper they call colonel.
'He's a-chasin' around town with that car instead of stayin' here
tendin' to his business!'

"'I'll go in and get Alf,' says Harry Evans, startin' fur his machine.

"Nobody says nothin'.

"'I ain't got the heart to tell Butsy,' says Peewee.

"Harry Evans begins to turn the handle on his machine.  He turns it fur
ten minutes.  When he's all in, he straightens up.

"'Somebody'll have to help me crank her,' he says.

"The crowd goes to work.  They all take turns.  But she don't start.

"'Er--it occurs to me there may be something wrong with her,' says
Harry Evans, 'n' starts to lift off the cover where the machinery is.
Peewee gives me a poke in the ribs.

"'I expect he's right,' he says.

"'I'm gettin' all-fired tired of this putterin' around,' says the old
Jasper.  'Tom', he says to a guy in overalls, 'get a crowbar an' knock
them padlocks off.'

"'If you do that I'll put ye in jail!' yells Burns.  'That's a criminal
act!  It's destruction of property with burglarious intent!  Ain't it,
Harry?'

"Harry comes up out of the machinery.  There's grease even on his specs.

"'It's the carbureter,' he says.

"'I'll leave it to the judge!' hollers Burns.  'Ain't that a criminal
act?'

"'A--hem!' says the judge, 'I am not prepared to say you have the right
to those stalls, but I wouldn't advise breaking a lock.  As you say,
it's a criminal act.'

"Just then here comes Orphy rollin' through the gates.

"'You hustle in an' git Alf Dingle!' says the old Jasper to him.  'An'
when you git back, you stay here where you're needed!'

"The crowd has moved 'round back of the stalls to watch Harry Evans
work on his machine.  I stands with 'em fur a while, but Peewee has
left.  All of a sudden I see him poke his head 'round the end of the
new stalls 'n' give me the high sign.

"'What you standin' out in the rain fur?' he says, when I gets near him.

"'What else can I do?' I says.

"'Come on 'n' I'll show you,' says Peewee.

"He leads me round in front of the stalls.  In two of 'em is the hosses
all bedded down nice.  Butsy is settin' in the stall with his stud.  He
makes a puddle wherever he sets.

"'How did you get 'em open?' I says.

"'They ain't locked,' says Peewee.  'None of 'em are.  The padlocks is
closed, _but not locked_.'

"_No_,' I says.

"'It's the truth!' says Peewee, 'n' we rolls in the straw a-holdin' to
each other till I feel like I'd been stepped on by a draft hoss.

"Butsy gets up.

"'Just one more snicker out of either of you,' he says, ''n' I lead my
hoss to the depot!'

"I see he means it 'n' I gets my head down in the straw 'n' holds my
breath.  Butsy stands there a-lookin' at us.

"'Has Alf come yet?' says Peewee, but he don't look at me.

"'Not yet, but he's expected,' I says, 'n' Peewee sticks his head down
in the straw 'n' makes a noise like Harry Evans' machine.  I does the
same.

"As soon as I can see again, there's Butsy leadin' his hoss fur the
gate.

"'Now you've done it,' I says to Peewee.

"Peewee sets up 'n' takes a look.

"'Hi, Butsy!' he yells, 'come on back here!  We weren't laughin' at
you!'

"But Butsy keeps right on a-goin'."



THE BIG TRAIN

The moon had acted as a stimulant to my thoughts, and the contented
munching sound as the "string" of horses consumed their hay was not
sedative enough to calm my utter wide-awake-ness.

"Why have you put bars across the door of that stall?" I asked Blister
Jones, trying to rouse him from his placid mood.  He pulled a straw
from the bale upon which we sat, before replying.

"The Big Train's in there," he said quietly.

"No; is that a fact?" I cried, as I jumped to my feet and walked to the
door across which were the heavy wooden bars that had attracted my
attention.  Peering through these I could see nothing, nor was there
any sound toward which I might have strained my eyes.

"I guess he's not at home," I said.  "I can't see him."

"Stick around that door 'n' you'll see him all right!" Blister assured
me.  Scarcely had he finished when the straw rustled and a huge head
shot forward into the planes of moonlight that slanted between the bars
into the black mystery of the stall.

Never had I seen anything so malevolent as this head.  Its eyes were
green flame, holding the hate of hell in their depths.  The mouth was
open, and the great white teeth closed with a snap on one of the bars
and shook it in its socket.

So this was the noted man-killer, nicknamed because of his size and his
astonishing ability to carry weight--The Big Train!  His fame had been
borne by leaded column beyond the racing, and to the more general
public; for on several occasions he had succeeded in furnishing the
yellow newspapers with gory copy.

He had begun his career as a man-killer in his three-year-old form.  An
unscrupulous owner had directed the jockey to carry an electric battery
during an important race.  Under the current The Big Train had run like
a wild thing, and despite a staggering load placed on him by the
handicapper, had won by many lengths.

After the race the stallion had reached back, and getting the jockey's
leg between his teeth, had torn him from the saddle.  Then before a
screaming, horror-stricken grand-stand he had stamped the boy into a
red waste.

This was his first and last public atrocity.  He had killed men since,
but always when they were alone with him.  No one had seen him at his
murders.  He would have been destroyed when his racing days were over,
but he possessed the ability to transmit a large measure of his stamina
and speed to his offspring, and was greatly in demand as a sire.

I stood before The Big Train's stall, fascinated by his wicked attempts
to get at me until Blister's attention was attracted by the thud of the
stallion's hoofs against the lower door.

"Come on back here 'n' set down 'n' let that hoss get his rest,' he
ordered.  I obeyed.

"Why on earth did you take him?" I asked, when once more seated on the
bale of straw.

"Well, ole Prindle says he'd give fifty bucks a week to the guy who'll
handle him 'n' I needs the money . . . fur certain reasons."

"Fur certain reasons" was added diffidently, I thought.  This was an
altogether new quality in Blister.  And I remembered the pretty,
spoiled-looking, young girl I had seen with him quite often of late.
She was rosy, pouty, slim, enticing and thoroughly aware of how
desirable she appeared.  Blister had told me she was his landlady's
daughter, and I knew she lived but a block from the race track.  I
thought of the head I had seen, and felt certain that fifty _thousand_
a week would not tempt me into an intimate relationship with its owner.

"I can't tell you how sorry I am you've taken him--it's a fearful
risk," I said.

"Get out!" said Blister.  "He won't even muss my hair.  I never go in
to him alone 'n' he don't like company fur his little stunts.  He's a
regular family hoss in a crowd."

Two stable-boys now climbed the track fence and came toward us rather
hastily.

"Been on a vacation?" was Blister's greeting to them.

"Playin' seven-up 'n' tried to finish the game," one of them explained
as they started with buckets for the pump.

"That's good.  It don't matter whether these hosses get watered, just
so you swipes enjoy yourselves," Blister commented.

I watched languidly while the buckets were filled and brought to the
horses, until this process reached the barred stall.  Then I became
interested.  One of the boys approached the stall with a bucket in one
hand and a pitchfork held near the pronged end in the other.  He swung
open the lower door and whacked the fork handle back and forth inside,
yelling harsh commands in the meantime.  He succeeded in getting the
bucket where the horse could drink, but the pitchfork was seized and
twisted and the boy had difficulty in wrenching it away.  It was all he
could do to regain possession of it.

"Little pink toes is feelin' like his ole sweet self again," said
Blister.  "I been worried about him--he's seemed so pie-faced here
lately."

"Don't worry none about him," said the boy who had watered The Big
Train.  "Mama's lamb ain't forgot his cute ways."  Then he addressed
the other boy.  "Say, Chic, you snored somethin' fierce last night!
Why don't you sleep in here with Bright Eyes, so's not to disturb me?"

"Would, only I might thrash around in my sleep 'n' hurt him," promptly
replied the other boy.

Two figures had come from the street, through the gate and strolled
down the line of stalls.  One of them was feminine, and in white, and
as they drew nearer, "Good evening, Mister Jones," floated to us in an
assured though girlish voice.

It was the landlady's daughter, attended by a cavalier in the person of
a stolid young man of German extraction, as I thought at first glance,
and this was confirmed by Blister's, "Let me make you acquainted with
Miss Malloy," and "Shake hands with Mister Shultz."

Then began the by no means unskilful playing of one lover against the
other.  She sat, a queen--the bale of straw a throne--and dispensed
royal favors impartially; a dimple melting to a smile, a frown changed
by feminine magic into a delicious pout.

In the moonlight she was exceedingly lovely.  She seemed
unapproachable, elusive, mysterious, and yet her art touched the
material.  She contrived to bring out how successful Mister Shultz was
in the bakery business, and in the next breath told nonchalantly of the
vast sums acquired by a race-horse trainer.

She appealed to Blister to corroborate this.

"Isn't that so, Mister Jones?  Didn't you tell me you get fifty dollars
a week for training one horse?"

Blister was not above impressing his rival, it seemed.  He nodded to
this deceptive question.  And since he had nine horses in his "string,"
the worthy German's eyes bulged.

At last I rose to go and our little circle broke up.  The girl, with a
coquettish good night to me, moved away from us and stood with her back
to the stalls, her face lifted to the moon.

"Good night, ole Four Eyes!" said Blister, and gave my hand a friendly
pressure, just as a rattling sound attracted my eyes to the barred
stall.

The lower door was swinging open.  A powerful neck had tossed the bars
from their sockets.  This was the rattle I had heard, as Death came out
of that stall, huge and terrible, to rear above the unconscious white
figure in the moonlight.

My look of horror swung Blister about.  I saw him dive headlong, and
the white figure was knocked to safety as the man-killer's forefeet
struck Blister down.

The rest was a dream . . . I found myself beating with futile fists the
giant body that rose and fell as it stamped upon that other body
beneath.  I knew, but dimly, that the night was pierced by shriek on
shriek.  And still I felt the rise and fall of the beast.  How long it
lasted I do not know. . . . . . .

A helmeted figure swept me aside, I saw a gleam in the moonlight--a
flash, and felt that a shot was fired, although I can not remember
hearing it.  The Big Train ceased to rise and fall.  He swayed,
staggered and crumpled to the ground.

"An ambulance--quick!" I said to the heaven-sent policeman; and saw him
start for the gate on a lumbering trot.  Then I stooped to the figure,
lying with its head in what the moonlight had changed to a pool of ink.

Suddenly I felt a woman's soft form beneath my hands.  It was in white
and it covered that other dreadful figure with its own . . . and moaned.

"This won't do," I said to the girl.  "Let me see how badly he's hurt."

She took Blister's head in her arms.

"Go 'way from here!  He's dead," she said.  "He saved me . . . he's
mine!  Go 'way from here!"

A crowd was forming.  I sent a stableboy for a blanket, put it under
Blister's head, despite the girl's protests, and pulled her roughly to
her feet.

"Go over to that bale and sit down!" I ordered, giving her a shake; and
to my surprise she obeyed.  "Sit with her!" I said to the German, and I
heard her repeat, "Go 'way from here!" as he approached. . . .

The ambulance clanged through the gate.  The young surgeon put his ear
to Blister's heart, picked the limp body up unaided and placed it in
the somber-looking vehicle.

"Beat it, Max!" he said to the driver.

"What hospital?" I called after him.

"Saint Luke's!" he shouted, as they gathered speed.

"You had better take her home now," I suggested to Mr. Shultz.  "I am
going to the hospital."

"So am I," said the girl.  "Tell mother," she directed at the German,
as she started for the gate.

"You'd better not go," I remonstrated.  "I'll let you know everything
as soon as I hear."

She paid not the slightest attention.  When we reached the street she
stopped on the wrong corner waiting for a car that would have taken her
away from, instead of toward, the hospital.

"You can't go down-town like this!" I said, making a last effort.
"Look at your dress!" and I pointed to the front of her gown--a bright
crimson under the electric light.

She looked down at herself and shuddered.

"I'll go if it's the last thing I do," she said.  "You can save your
breath."

The car was all but empty.  The girl sat staring, dry-eyed, straight
before her.  A dirty old woman, seeing the set face and blood-stained
dress, leaned eagerly across the aisle.

"Has the young lady been hurt?" she wheezed.

"None of your business," said Miss Malloy.  And the old woman subsided
at this shaft of plain truth.

Our ride was half completed when my companion began to speak, in a
broken monotone.  She addressed no one in particular.  If was as though
conscience spoke through unconscious lips.

"And I've been foolin' with him just like all the rest--I thought it
was smart!  I never knew, for sure, till back there, and now _he'll_
never know . . . he'll not hear me when I tell it to him."  Suddenly
the monotone grew shrill.  "_He'll never hear nothing of what Eve found
out_!"

"Quiet!  Quiet!" I said, and took her hand.  "He's only hurt.  The
doctors will bring him around all right."

"No," she said.  "I've been foolin' with him.  I've been wicked and
mean, and it's been sent to punish me."

A house surgeon and the engulfing odor of iodoform met us at the door
of the emergency ward, whither we were led by a nurse.

"We can't tell anything before tomorrow," answered the surgeon to my
question.  "The pulse is fairly strong, and that means hope."

"I must see him," the girl stated.

"Sorry," said the surgeon, shaking his head.  "No visitors allowed in
this ward at night."

Two eyes, big and dark and beseeching, were raised to his.  They shone
from the white face and plead with him.

"Oh, doctor . . . _please_!" was all she said, but the eyes won her
battle.

The nurse joined forces with the eyes.  She looked past the surgeon.

"Very few in here to-night, Doctor Brandt," she urged.

"I wonder what would become of hospital rules if we left it to you
nurses!" he protested, as he stepped aside and gently drew the girl
within.

Down the dim aisle between the snowy beds we went, until the surgeon
stopped at one, beside which sat a nurse, her fingers on the wrist of
the bandaged occupant.

One bloodless hand picked feebly at the covering.  The girl took this
in both her own and pressed it to her cheek.  Then stooping even lower,
she cooed to the head on the pillow.

"The Big Train's pulled in . . ." muttered a far voice from between the
bandages.

"Railroad man--isn't he?" inquired the surgeon of me.

"No.  A horseman," I replied.

"He talks about trains.  Was it a railroad accident?"

"He was injured by a horse called The Big Train," I explained.

"Oh--that one," he said, enlightened.

"Why don't they shoot him?"

"They did," I said.

"Good!" exclaimed the surgeon.  "That is fine!"

After taking the girl to her home, I sent telegrams to "Mr. Van," as I
had heard Blister call him--one to Morrisville, New Jersey, and one to
the Union Club, New York.  Judge and Mrs. Dillon were abroad.

When I had telephoned to the hospital the next morning, I went to the
office and found a message on my desk.  It read:

"Have everything possible done.  Send all bills to me.  He must come
here to convalesce."


It was headed Morrisville, and was signed, "W. D. Van Voast."

That same day Blister was taken to a big, airy, private room with two
nurses in attendance.

For a time it seemed hopeless.  And then the fates decided to spare
that valiant whimsical spirit and Death drew slowly back.  The stallion
had been unshod, and to this and the semi-darkness Blister owed his
life.

I had met the girl frequently at the hospital and at last they told us
we could see Blister for a moment the next day.  Ten o'clock was the
time set and as we sat in the visitor's room together, waiting, she
seemed worried.

"You should be more cheerful," I said.  "The danger is past, or we
would not be allowed to see him."

"It isn't that," she replied.  "I used to like horses.  Now every horse
I see scares me to death."  Then she hesitated and looked at me timidly.

"Well," I encouraged, "that's natural, what of it?"

"I've been thinking--" she said slowly, "every girl should like what
her husb--" she stopped and blushed till she looked like a rose in
confusion.

"Oh, I see what you mean," I said in a matter-of-fact tone.  "Since you
care for Blister, you feel that you should also be interested in his
profession."

"That's it!  You say things just right!" she exclaimed gratefully.

"You will get over this dread of horses," I assured her.  "Because
there are murderers in the world you do not fear all men.  Occasionally
there are bad horses, just as there are bad people.  You shouldn't
judge all the splendid faithful creatures who spend their lives serving
us, by one vicious brute."

"Oh, I know that!" she said.  "And I'll try as hard as ever I can to
get over it."

"This is quite a little woman . . . she has developed," I thought.

An unknown Blister with strange cavernous eyes, lay in the room to
which we were presently taken.  I stood at the foot of the bed,
directly in his line of vision, but he did not seem to recognize me.
He looked through and beyond me.  At last--

"Hello, Four Eyes!" came feebly from him.  Slowly he became conscious
of the girl's face, looking down into his own.  "You here, too?" he
questioned.

"Yes, dear," she said tremblingly.

The sight of the poor sick face was too much for her and she knelt
hastily to hide the tears.  Then the round curve of her young bosom was
indented by his wasted shoulder as she bent and kissed him on the mouth.

A woeful scar across his cheek reddened against the white skin.  A
flash of the old Blister appeared in the hollow eyes.

"There's class to that!" he said.



THE END





*** End of this Doctrine Publishing Corporation Digital Book "Blister Jones" ***

Doctrine Publishing Corporation provides digitized public domain materials.
Public domain books belong to the public and we are merely their custodians.
This effort is time consuming and expensive, so in order to keep providing
this resource, we have taken steps to prevent abuse by commercial parties,
including placing technical restrictions on automated querying.

We also ask that you:

+ Make non-commercial use of the files We designed Doctrine Publishing
Corporation's ISYS search for use by individuals, and we request that you
use these files for personal, non-commercial purposes.

+ Refrain from automated querying Do not send automated queries of any sort
to Doctrine Publishing's system: If you are conducting research on machine
translation, optical character recognition or other areas where access to a
large amount of text is helpful, please contact us. We encourage the use of
public domain materials for these purposes and may be able to help.

+ Keep it legal -  Whatever your use, remember that you are responsible for
ensuring that what you are doing is legal. Do not assume that just because
we believe a book is in the public domain for users in the United States,
that the work is also in the public domain for users in other countries.
Whether a book is still in copyright varies from country to country, and we
can't offer guidance on whether any specific use of any specific book is
allowed. Please do not assume that a book's appearance in Doctrine Publishing
ISYS search  means it can be used in any manner anywhere in the world.
Copyright infringement liability can be quite severe.

About ISYS® Search Software
Established in 1988, ISYS Search Software is a global supplier of enterprise
search solutions for business and government.  The company's award-winning
software suite offers a broad range of search, navigation and discovery
solutions for desktop search, intranet search, SharePoint search and embedded
search applications.  ISYS has been deployed by thousands of organizations
operating in a variety of industries, including government, legal, law
enforcement, financial services, healthcare and recruitment.



Home