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Title: Merely Mary Ann
Author: Zangwill, Israel, 1864-1926
Language: English
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First Impression, September, 1904

New Impressions, September, 1904 (twice).


  The wrapper design is reproduced, by special
  permission, from a painting by Mr. Louis Loeb
  of Miss Eleanor Robson, the original "Mary Ann."



Sometimes Lancelot's bell rang up Mrs. Leadbatter herself, but far more
often merely Mary Ann.

The first time Lancelot saw Mary Ann she was cleaning the steps.  He
avoided treading upon her, being kind to animals.  For the moment she was
merely a quadruped, whose head was never lifted to the stars.  Her faded
print dress showed like the quivering hide of some crouching animal.
There were strange irregular splashes of pink in the hide, standing out
in bright contrast with the neutral background.  These were scraps of the
original material neatly patched in.

The cold, damp steps gave Lancelot a shudder, for the air was raw.  He
passed by the prostrate figure as quickly as he could, and hastened to
throw himself into the easy-chair before the red fire.

There was a lamp-post before the door, so he knew the house from its
neighbours.  Baker's Terrace as a whole was a defeated aspiration after
gentility.  The more auspicious houses were marked by white stones, the
steps being scrubbed and hearthstoned almost daily; the gloomier
doorsteps were black, except on Sundays.  Thus variety was achieved by
houses otherwise as monotonous and prosaic as a batch of fourpenny
loaves.  This was not the reason why the little South London side-street
was called Baker's Terrace, though it might well seem so; for Baker was
the name of the builder, a worthy gentleman whose years and virtues may
still be deciphered on a doddering, round-shouldered stone in a deceased
cemetery not far from the scene of his triumphs.

The second time Lancelot saw Mary Ann he did not remember having seen her
before.  This time she was a biped, and wore a white cap.  Besides, he
hardly glanced at her.  He was in a bad temper, and Beethoven was barking
terribly at the intruder who stood quaking in the doorway, so that the
crockery clattered on the tea-tray she bore.  With a smothered oath
Lancelot caught up the fiery little spaniel and rammed him into the
pocket of his dressing-gown, where he quivered into silence like a struck
gong.  While the girl was laying his breakfast, Lancelot, who was looking
moodily at the pattern of the carpet as if anxious to improve upon it,
was vaguely conscious of relief in being spared his landlady's
conversation.  For Mrs. Leadbatter was a garrulous body, who suffered
from the delusion that small-talk is a form of politeness, and that her
conversation was a part of the "all inclusive" her lodgers stipulated
for.  The disease was hereditary, her father having been a barber, and
remarkable for the coolness with which, even as a small boy whose
function was lathering and nothing more, he exchanged views about the
weather with his victims.

The third time Lancelot saw Mary Ann he noticed that she was rather
pretty.  She had a slight, well-built figure, not far from tall, small
shapely features, and something of a complexion.  This did not displease
him: she was a little aesthetic touch amid the depressing furniture.

"Don't be afraid, Polly," he said, more kindly.  "The little devil won't
bite.  He's all bark.  Call him Beethoven and throw him a bit of sugar."

The girl threw Beethoven the piece of sugar, but did not venture on the
name.  It seemed to her a long name for such a little dog.  As she
timidly took the sugar from the basin by the aid of the tongs, Lancelot
saw how coarse and red her hand was.  It gave him the same sense of
repugnance and refrigescence as the cold, damp steps.  Something he was
about to say froze on his lips.  He did not look at Mary Ann for some
days; by which time Beethoven had conquered his distrust of her, though
she was still distrustful of Beethoven, drawing her skirts tightly about
her as if he were a rat.  What forced Mary Ann again upon Lancelot's
morose consciousness was a glint of winter sunshine that settled on her
light brown hair.  He said: "By the way, Susan, tell your mistress--or is
it your mother?"

Mary Ann shook her head but did not speak.

"Oh: you are not Miss Leadbatter?"

"No; Mary Ann."

She spoke humbly; her eyes were shy and would not meet his.  He winced as
he heard the name, though her voice was not unmusical.

"Ah, Mary Ann! and I've been calling you Jane all along.  Mary Ann what?"

She seemed confused and flushed a little.

"Mary Ann!" she murmured.

"Merely Mary Ann?"


He smiled.  "Seems a sort of white Topsy," he was thinking.

She stood still, holding in her hand the tablecloth she had just folded.
Her eyes were downcast, and the glint of sunshine had leapt upon the long

"Well, Mary Ann, tell your mistress there is a piano coming.  It will
stand over there--you'll have to move the sideboard somewhere else."

"A piano!"  Mary Ann opened her eyes, and Lancelot saw that they were
large and pathetic.  He could not see the colour for the glint of
sunshine that touched them with false fire.

"Yes; I suppose it will have to come up through the window, these
staircases are so beastly narrow.  Do you never have a stout person in
the house, I wonder?"

"Oh yes, sir.  We had a lodger here last year as was quite a fat man."

"And did he come up through the window by a pulley?"

He smiled at the image, and expected to see Mary Ann smile in response.
He was disappointed when she did not; it was not only that her stolidity
made his humour seem feeble--he half wanted to see how she looked when
she smiled.

"Oh dear no," said Mary Ann; "he lived on the ground floor!"

"Oh!" murmured Lancelot, feeling the last sparkle taken from his humour.
He was damped to the skin by Mary Ann's platitudinarian style of
conversation.  Despite its prettiness, her face was dulness incarnate.

"Anyhow, remember to take in the piano if I'm out," he said tartly.  "I
suppose you've seen a piano--you'll know it from a kangaroo?"

"Yessir," breathed Mary Ann.

"Oh, come, that's something.  There is some civilisation in Baker's
Terrace after all.  But are you quite sure?" he went on, the teasing
instinct getting the better of him.  "Because, you know, you've never
seen a kangaroo."

Mary Ann's face lit up a little.  "Oh, yes I have, sir; it came to the
village fair when I was a girl."

"Oh, indeed!" said Lancelot, a little staggered; "what did it come there
for--to buy a new pouch?"

"No, sir; in a circus."

"Ah, in a circus.  Then, perhaps, you can _play_ the piano, too."

Mary Ann got very red.  "No, sir; missus never showed me how to do that."

Lancelot surrendered himself to a roar of laughter.  "This is a real
original," he said to himself, just a touch of pity blending with his

"I suppose, though, you'd be willing to lend a hand occasionally?" he
could not resist saying.

"Missus says I must do anything I'm asked," she said, in distress, the
tears welling to her eyes.  And a merciless bell mercifully sounding from
an upper room, she hurried out.

How much Mary Ann did, Lancelot never rightly knew, any more than he knew
the number of lodgers in the house, or who cooked his chops in the
mysterious regions below stairs.  Sometimes he trod on the toes of boots
outside doors and vaguely connected them with human beings, peremptory
and exacting as himself.  To Mary Ann each of those pairs of boots was a
personality, with individual hours of rising and retiring, breakfasting
and supping, going out and coming in, and special idiosyncrasies of diet
and disposition.  The population of 5 Baker's Terrace was nine, mostly
bell-ringers.  Life was one ceaseless round of multifarious duties; with
six hours of blessed unconsciousness, if sleep were punctual.  All the
week long Mary Ann was toiling up and down the stairs or sweeping them,
making beds or puddings, polishing boots or fire-irons.  Holidays were
not in Mary Ann's calendar; and if Sunday ever found her on her knees, it
was only when she was scrubbing out the kitchen.  All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy; it had not, apparently, made Mary Ann a bright

The piano duly came in through the window like a burglar.  It was a good
instrument, but hired.  Under Lancelot's fingers it sang like a bird and
growled like a beast.  When the piano was done growling Lancelot usually
started.  He paced up and down the room, swearing audibly.  Then he would
sit down at the table and cover ruled paper with hieroglyphics for hours
together.  His movements were erratic to the verge of mystery.  He had no
fixed hours for anything; to Mary Ann he was hopeless.  At any given
moment he might be playing on the piano, or writing on the curiously
ruled paper, or stamping about the room, or sitting limp with despair in
the one easy-chair, or drinking whisky and water, or smoking a black
meerschaum, or reading a book, or lying in bed, or driving away in a
hansom, or walking about Heaven alone knew where or why.  Even Mrs.
Leadbatter, whose experience of life was wider than Mary Ann's,
considered his vagaries almost unchristian, though to the highest degree
gentlemanly.  Sometimes, too, he sported the swallow-tail and the
starched breast-plate, which was a wonder to Mary Ann, who knew that
waiters were connected only with the most stylish establishments.
Baker's Terrace did not wear evening dress.

Mary Ann liked him best in black and white.  She thought he looked like
the pictures in the young ladies' novelettes, which sometimes caught her
eye as she passed newsvendors' shops on errands.  Not that she was read
in this literature--she had no time for reading.  But, even when clothed
in rough tweeds, Lancelot had for Mary Ann an aristocratic halo; in his
dressing-gown he savoured of the grand Turk.  His hands were masterful:
the fingers tapering, the nails pedantically polished.  He had fair hair,
with moustache to match; his brow was high and white, and his grey eyes
could flash fire.  When he drew himself up to his full height, he
threatened the gas globes.  Never had No. 5 Baker's Terrace boasted of
such a tenant.  Altogether, Lancelot loomed large to Mary Ann; she
dazzled him with his own boots in humble response, and went about sad
after a reprimand for putting his papers in order.  Her whole theory of
life oscillated in the presence of a being whose views could so run
counter to her strongest instincts.  And yet, though the universe seemed
tumbling about her ears when he told her she must not move a scrap of
manuscript, howsoever wildly it lay about the floor or under the bed, she
did not for a moment question his sanity.  She obeyed him like a dog;
uncomprehending, but trustful.  But, after all, this was only of a piece
with the rest of her life.  There was nothing she questioned.  Life stood
at her bedside every morning in the cold dawn, bearing a day heaped high
with duties; and she jumped cheerfully out of her warm bed and took them
up one by one, without question or murmur.  They _were_ life.  Life had
no other meaning any more than it has for the omnibus hack, which cannot
conceive existence outside shafts, and devoid of the intermittent flick
of a whip point.  The comparison is somewhat unjust; for Mary Ann did not
fare nearly so well as the omnibus hack, having to make her meals off
such scraps as even the lodgers sent back.  Mrs. Leadbatter was extremely
economical, as much so with the provisions in her charge as with those
she bought for herself.  She sedulously sent up remainders till they were
expressly countermanded.  Less economical by nature, and hungrier by
habit, Mary Ann had much trouble in restraining herself from
surreptitious pickings.  Her conscience was rarely worsted; still there
was a taint of dishonesty in her soul, else had the stairs been less of
an ethical battleground for her.  Lancelot's advent only made her
hungrier; somehow the thought of nibbling at _his_ provisions was too
sacrilegious to be entertained.  And yet--so queerly are we and life
compounded--she was probably less unhappy at this period than Lancelot,
who would come home in the vilest of tempers, and tramp the room with
thunder on his white brow.  Sometimes he and the piano and Beethoven
would all be growling together, at other times they would all three be
mute; Lancelot crouching in the twilight with his head in his hands; and
Beethoven moping in the corner, and the closed piano looming in the
background like a coffin of dead music.

One February evening--an evening of sleet and mist--Lancelot, who had
gone out in evening dress, returned unexpectedly, bringing with him for
the first time a visitor.  He was so perturbed that he forgot to use his
latchkey, and Mary Ann, who opened the door, heard him say angrily,
"Well, I can't slam the door in your face, but I will tell you in your
face I don't think it at all gentlemanly of you to force yourself upon me
like this."

"My dear Lancelot, when did I ever set up to be a gentleman?  You know
that was always your part of the contract."  And a swarthy, thick-set
young man with a big nose lowered the dripping umbrella he had been
holding over Lancelot, and stepped from the gloom of the street into the
fuscous cheerfulness of the ill-lit passage.

By this time Beethoven, who had been left at home, was in full ebullition
upstairs, and darted at the intruder the moment his calves appeared.
Beethoven barked with short, sharp snaps, as became a bilious
liver-coloured Blenheim spaniel.

"Like master like dog," said the swarthy young man, defending himself at
the point of the umbrella.  "Really your animal is more intelligent than
the overrated common or garden dog, which makes no distinction between
people calling in the small hours and people calling in broad daylight
under the obvious patronage of its own master.  This beast of yours is
evidently more in sympathy with its liege lord.  Down, Fido, down!  I
wonder they allow you to keep such noisy creatures--but stay!  I was
forgetting you keep a piano.  After that, I suppose, nothing matters."

Lancelot made no reply, but surprised Beethoven into silence by kicking
him out of the way.  He lit the gas with a neatly written sheet of music
which he rammed into the fire Mary Ann had been keeping up, then as
silently he indicated the easy-chair.

"Thank you," said the swarthy young man, taking it.  "I would rather see
you in it, but as there's only one, I know you wouldn't be feeling a
gentleman; and that would make us both uncomfortable."

"'Pon my word, Peter," Lancelot burst forth, "you're enough to provoke a

"'Pon my word, Lancelot," replied Peter imperturbably, "you're more than
enough to provoke a sinner.  Why, what have you to be ashamed of?  You've
got one of the cosiest dens in London and one of the comfortablest
chairs.  Why, it's twice as jolly as the garret we shared at Leipsic--up
the ninety stairs."

"We're not in Germany now.  I don't want to receive visitors," answered
Lancelot sulkily.

"A visitor! you call me a visitor!  Lancelot, it's plain you were not
telling the truth when you said just now you had forgiven me."

"I had forgiven--and forgotten you."

"Come, that's unkind.  It's scarcely three years since I threw up my
career as a genius, and you know why I left you, old man.  When the first
fever of youthful revolt was over, I woke to see things in their true
light.  I saw how mean it was of me to help to eat up your wretched
thousand pounds.  Neither of us saw the situation nakedly at first--it
was sicklied o'er with Quixotic foolishness.  You see, you had the
advantage of me.  Your governor was a gentleman.  He says, 'Very well, if
you won't go to Cambridge, if you refuse to enter the Church as the
younger son of a blue-blooded but impecunious baronet should, and to step
into the living which is fattening for you, then I must refuse to take
any further responsibility for your future.  Here is a thousand pounds;
it is the money I had set aside for your college course.  Use it for your
musical tomfoolery if you insist, and then--get what living you can.'
Which was severe but dignified, unpaternal yet patrician.  But what does
my governor do?  That cantankerous, pig-headed old Philistine--God bless
him!--he's got no sense of the respect a father owes to his offspring.
Not an atom.  You're simply a branch to be run on the lines of the old
business, or be shut up altogether.  And, by the way, Lancelot, he hasn't
altered a jot since those days when--as you remember--the City or
starvation was his pleasant alternative.  Of course, I preferred
starvation--one usually does at nineteen; especially if one knows there's
a scion of aristocracy waiting outside to elope with him to Leipsic."

"But you told me you were going back to your dad, because you found you
had mistaken your vocation."

"Gospel truth also!  My heavens, shall I ever forget the blank horror
that grew upon me when I came to understand that music was a science more
barbarous than the mathematics that floored me at school, that the life
of a musical student, instead of being a delicious whirl of waltz tunes,
was 'one dem'd grind,' that seemed to grind out all the soul of the
divine art and leave nothing but horrid technicalities about consecutive
fifths and suspensions on the dominant?  I dare say most people still
think of the musician as a being who lives in an enchanted world of
sound, rather than as a person greatly occupied with tedious feats of
penmanship; just as I myself still think of a _prima ballerina_ not as a
hard-working gymnast, but as a fairy, whose existence is all bouquets and

"But you had a pretty talent for the piano," said Lancelot in milder
accents.  "No one forced you to learn composition.  You could have learnt
anything for the paltry fifteen pounds exacted by the Conservatoire--from
the German flute to the grand organ; from singing to scoring band parts."

"No, thank you.  _Aut Caesar aut nihil_.  You remember what I always used
to say: 'Either Beethoven----' (The spaniel pricked up his ears.) --or
bust.'  If I could not be a great musician it was hardly worth while
enduring the privations of one, especially at another man's expense.  So
I did the Prodigal Son dodge, as you know, and out of the proceeds sent
you my year's exes in that cheque you with your damnable pride sent me
back again.  And now, old fellow, that I have you face to face at last,
can you offer the faintest scintilla of a shadow of a reason for refusing
to take that cheque?  No, you can't!  Nothing but simple beastly
stuckuppishness.  I saw through you at once; all your heroics were a
fraud.  I was not your friend, but your protégé--something to practise
your chivalry on.  You dropped your cloak, and I saw your feet of clay.
Well, I tell you straight, I made up my mind at once to be bad friends
with you for life; only when I saw your fiery old phiz at Brahmson's I
felt a sort of something tugging inside my greatcoat like a thief after
my pocket-book, and I kinder knew, as the Americans say, that in half an
hour I should be sitting beneath your hospitable roof."

"I beg your pardon--you will have some whisky."  He rang the bell

"Don't be a fool--you know I didn't mean that.  Well, don't let us
quarrel.  I have forgiven you for your youthful bounty, and you have
forgiven me for chucking it up; and now we are going to drink to the
_Vaterland_," he added, as Mary Ann appeared with a suspicious alacrity.

"Do you know," he went on, when they had taken the first sip of renewed
amity dissolved in whisky, "I think I showed more musical soul than you
in refusing to trammel my inspiration with the dull rules invented by
fools.  I suppose you have mastered them all, eh?"  He picked up some
sheets of manuscript.  "Great Scot!  How you must have schooled yourself
to scribble all this--you, with your restless nature--full scores, too!
I hope you don't offer this sort of thing to Brahmson."

"I certainly went there with that intention," admitted Lancelot.  "I
thought I'd catch Brahmson himself in the evening--he's never in when I
call in the morning."

Peter groaned.

"Quixotic as ever!  You can't have been long in London then?"

"A year."

"I suppose you'd jump down my throat if I were to ask you how much is
left of that----" he hesitated, then turned the sentence facetiously--"of
those twenty thousand shillings you were cut off with?"

"Let this vile den answer."

"Don't disparage the den; it's not so bad."

"You are right--I may come to worse.  I've been an awful ass.  You know
how lucky I was while at the Conservatoire--no, you don't.  How should
you?  Well, I carried off some distinctions and a lot of conceit, and
came over here thinking Europe would be at my feet in a month.  I was
only sorry my father died before I could twit him with my triumph.
That's candid, isn't it?"

"Yes; you're not such a prig after all," mused Peter; "I saw the old
man's death in the paper--your brother Lionel became the bart."

"Yes, poor beggar, I don't hate him half so much as I did.  He reminds me
of a man invited to dinner which is nothing but flowers and serviettes
and silver plate."

"I'd pawn the plate, anyhow," said Peter, with a little laugh.

"He can't touch anything, I tell you; everything's tied up."

"Ah well, he'll get tied up, too.  He'll marry an American heiress."

"Confound him!  I'd rather see the house extinct first."

"Hoity, toity!  She'll be quite as good as any of you."

"I can't discuss this with you, Peter," said Lancelot, gently but firmly.
"If there is a word I hate more than the word heiress, it is the word

"But why?  They're both very good words and better things."

"They both smack of the most vulgar thing in the world--money," said
Lancelot, walking hotly about the room.  "In America there's no other
standard.  To make your pile, to strike ile--oh, how I shudder to hear
these idioms!  And can any one hear the word heiress without immediately
thinking of matrimony?  Phaugh?  It's a prostitution."

"What is?  You're not very coherent, my friend."

"Very well, I am incoherent.  If a great old family can only bolster up
its greatness by alliances with the daughters of oil-strikers, then let
the family perish with honour."

"But the daughters of oil-strikers are sometimes very charming creatures.
They are polished with their fathers' oil."

"You are right.  They reek of it.  Pah!  I pray to Heaven Lionel will
either wed a lady or die a bachelor."

"Yes; but what do you call a lady?" persisted Peter.

Lancelot uttered an impatient snarl, and rang the bell violently.  Peter
stared in silence.  Mary Ann appeared.

"How often am I to tell you to leave my matches on the mantel-shelf?"
snapped Lancelot.  "You seem to delight to hide them away, as if I had
time to play parlour games with you."

Mary Ann silently went to the mantel-piece, handed him the matches, and
left the room without a word.

"I, say, Lancelot, adversity doesn't seem to have agreed with you," said
Peter severely.  "That poor girl's eyes were quite wet when she went out.
Why didn't you speak?  I could have given you heaps of lights, and you
might even have sacrificed another scrap of that precious manuscript."

"Well, she has got a knack of hiding my matches all the same," said
Lancelot somewhat shamefacedly.  "Besides, I hate her for being called
Mary Ann.  It's the last terror of cheap apartments.  If she only had
another name like a human being, I'd gladly call her Miss something.  I
went so far as to ask her, and she stared at me in a dazed, stupid, silly
way, as if I'd asked her to marry me.  I suppose the fact is, she's been
called Mary Ann so long and so often that she's forgotten her father's
name--if she ever had any.  I must do her the justice, though, to say she
answers to the name of Mary Ann in every sense of the phrase."

"She didn't seem at all bad-looking, any way," said Peter.

"Every man to his taste!" growled Lancelot.  "She's as _platt_ and
uninteresting as a wooden sabot."

"There's many a pretty foot in a sabot," retorted Peter, with an air of

"You think that's clever, but it's simply silly.  How does that fact
affect this particular sabot?"

"I've put my foot in it," groaned Peter comically.

"Besides, she might be a houri from heaven," said Lancelot; "but a houri
in a patched print-frock----"  He shuddered, and struck a match.

"I don't know exactly what houris from heaven are, but I have a kind of
feeling any sort of frock would be out of harmony----!"

Lancelot lit his pipe.

"If you begin to say that sort of thing, we must smoke," he said,
laughing between the puffs.  "I can offer you lots of tobacco--I'm sorry
I've got no cigars.  Wait till you see Mrs. Leadbatter--my landlady--then
you'll talk about houris.  Poverty may not be a crime, but it seems to
make people awful bores.  Wonder if it'll have that effect on me?  _Ach
Himmel_! how that woman bores me.  No, there's no denying it--there's my
pouch, old man--I hate the poor; their virtues are only a shade more
vulgar than their vices.  This Leadbatter creature is honest after her
lights--she sends me up the most ridiculous leavings--and I only hate her
the more for it."

"I suppose she works Mary Ann's fingers to the bone from the same
mistaken sense of duty," said Peter acutely.  "Thanks; think I'll try one
of my cigars.  I filled my case, I fancy, before I came out.  Yes, here
it is; won't _you_ try one?"

"No, thanks, I prefer my pipe."

"It's the same old meerschaum, I see," said Peter.

"The same old meerschaum," repeated Lancelot, with a little sigh.

Peter lit a cigar, and they sat and puffed in silence.

"Dear me!" said Peter suddenly; "I can almost fancy we're back in our
German garret, up the ninety stairs, can't you?"

"No," said Lancelot sadly, looking round as if in search of something; "I
miss the dreams."

"And I," said Peter, striving to speak cheerfully, "I see a dog too much."

"Yes," said Lancelot, with a melancholy laugh.  "When you funked becoming
a Beethoven, I got a dog and called him after you."

"What? you called him Peter?"

"No, Beethoven!"

"Beethoven!  Really?"

"Really.  Here, Beethoven!"

The spaniel shook himself, and perked his wee nose up wistfully towards
Lancelot's face.

Peter laughed, with a little catch in his voice.  He didn't know whether
he was pleased, or touched, or angry.

"You started to tell me about those twenty thousand shillings," he said.

"Didn't I tell you?  On the expectations of my triumph, I lived
extravagantly, like a fool, joined a club, and took up my quarters there.
When I began to realise the struggle that lay before me, I took chambers;
then I took rooms; now I'm in lodgings.  The more I realised it, the less
rent I paid.  I only go to the club for my letters now.  I won't have
them come here.  I'm living incognito."

"That's taking fame by the forelock, indeed!  Then by what name must I
ask for you next time?  For I'm not to be shaken off."


"Lancelot what?"

"Only Lancelot!  Mr. Lancelot."

"Why, that's like your Mary Ann!"

"So it is!" he laughed, more bitterly than cordially; "it never struck me
before.  Yes, we are a pair."

"How did you stumble on this place?"

"I didn't stumble.  Deliberate, intelligent selection.  You see, it's the
next best thing to Piccadilly.  You just cross Waterloo Bridge, and there
you are at the centre, five minutes from all the clubs.  The natives have
not yet risen to the idea."

"You mean the rent," laughed Peter.  "You're as canny and careful as a
Scotch professor.  I think it's simply grand the way you've beaten out
those shillings, in defiance of your natural instincts.  I should have
melted them years ago.  I believe you _have_ got some musical genius,
after all."

"You overrate my abilities," said Lancelot, with the whimsical expression
that sometimes flashed across his face even in his most unamiable
moments.  "You must deduct the Thalers I made in exhibitions.  As for
living in cheap lodgings, I am not at all certain it's an economy, for
every now and again it occurs to you that you are saving an awful lot,
and you take a hansom on the strength of it."

"Well, I haven't torn up that cheque yet----"

"Peter!" said Lancelot, his flash of gaiety dying away, "I tell you these
things as a friend, not as a beggar.  If you look upon me as the second,
I cease to be the first."

"But, man, I owe you the money; and if it will enable you to hold out a
little longer--why, in heaven's name, shouldn't you----?"

"You don't owe me the money at all; I made no bargain with you; I am not
a money-lender."

"_Pack dich zum Henker_!" growled Peter, with a comical grimace.  "_Was
für_ a casuist!  What a swindler you'd make!  I wonder you have the face
to deny the debt.  Well, and how did you leave Frau Sauer-Kraut?" he
said, deeming it prudent to sheer off the subject.

"Fat as a Christmas turkey."

"Of a German sausage.  The extraordinary things that woman stuffed
herself with.  Chunks of fat, stewed apples, Kartoffel salad--all mixed
up in one plate, as in a dustbin."

"Don't!  You make my gorge rise.  _Ach Himmel_! to think that this nation
should be musical!  O Music, heavenly maid, how much garlic I have
endured for thy sake!"

"Ha! ha! ha!" laughed Peter, putting down his whisky that he might throw
himself freely back in the easy-chair and roar.

"Oh that garlic!" he said, panting.  "No wonder they smoked so much in
Leipsic.  Even so they couldn't keep the reek out of the staircases.
Still, it's a great country is Germany.  Our house does a tremendous
business in German patents."

"A great country?  A land of barbarians rather.  How can a people be
civilised that eats jam with its meat?"

"Bravo, Lancelot!  You're in lovely form to-night.  You seem to go a
hundred miles out of your way to come the truly British.  First it was
oil--now it's jam.  There was that aristocratic flash in your eye, too,
that look of supreme disdain which brings on riots in Trafalgar Square.
Behind the patriotic, the national note: 'How can a people be civilised
that eats jam with its meat?'  I heard the deeper, the oligarchic accent:
'How can a people be enfranchised that eats meat with its fingers?'  Ah,
you are right!  How you do hate the poor!  What bores they are!  You
aristocrats--the products of centuries of culture, comfort, and
cocksureness--will never rid yourselves of your conviction that you are
the backbone of England--no, not though that backbone were picked clean
of every scrap of flesh by the rats of Radicalism."

"What in the devil are you talking about now?" demanded Lancelot.  "You
seem to me to go a hundred miles out of _your_ way to twit me with my
poverty and my breeding.  One would almost think you were anxious to
convince me of the poverty of _your_ breeding."

"Oh, a thousand pardons!" ejaculated Peter, blushing violently.  "But,
good heavens, old chap!  There's your hot temper again.  You surely
wouldn't suspect _me_, of all people in the world, of meaning anything
personal?  I'm talking of you as a class.  Contempt is in your blood--and
quite right!  We're such snobs, we deserve it.  Why d'ye think I ever
took to you as a boy at school?  Was it because you scribbled inaccurate
sonatas and I had myself a talent for knocking tunes off the piano?  Not
a bit of it.  I thought it was, perhaps, but that was only one of my many
youthful errors.  No, I liked you because your father was an old English
baronet, and mine was a merchant who trafficked mainly in things
Teutonic.  And that's why I like you still.  'Pon my soul it is.  You
gratify my historic sense--like an old building.  You are picturesque.
You stand to me for all the good old ideals, including the pride which we
are beginning to see is deuced unchristian.  Mind you, it's a curious
kind of pride when one looks into it.  Apparently it's based on the fact
that your family has lived on the nation for generations.  And yet you
won't take my cheque, which is your own.  Now don't swear--I know one
mustn't analyse things, or the world would come to pieces, so I always
vote Tory."

"Then I shall have to turn Radical," grumbled Lancelot.

"Certainly you will, when you have had a little more experience of
poverty," retorted Peter.  "There, there, old man! forgive me.  I only do
it to annoy you.  Fact is, your outbursts of temper attract me.  They are
pleasant to look back upon when the storm is over.  Yes, my dear
Lancelot, you are like the king you look--you can do no wrong.  You are
picturesque.  Pass the whisky."

Lancelot smiled, his handsome brow serene once more.  He murmured, "Don't
talk rot," but inwardly he was not displeased at Peter's allegiance, half
mocking though he knew it.

"Therefore, my dear chap," resumed Peter, sipping his whisky and water,
"to return to our lambs, I bow to your patrician prejudices in favour of
forks.  But your patriotic prejudices are on a different level.  There, I
am on the same ground as you, and I vow I see nothing inherently superior
in the British combination of beef and beetroot, to the German amalgam of
lamb and jam."

"Damn lamb and jam," burst forth Lancelot, adding, with his whimsical
look: "There's rhyme, as well as reason.  How on earth did we get on this

"I don't know," said Peter, smiling.  "We were talking about Frau
Sauer-Kraut, I think.  And did you board with her all the time?"

"Yes, and I was always hungry.  Till the last, I never learnt to stomach
her mixtures.  But it was really too much trouble to go down the ninety
stairs to a restaurant.  It was much easier to be hungry."

"And did you ever get a reform in the hours of washing the floor?"

"Ha! ha! ha!  No, they always waited till I was going to bed.  I suppose
they thought I liked damp.  They never got over my morning tub, you know.
And that, too, sprang a leak after you left, and helped spontaneously to
wash the floor."

"Shows the fallacy of cleanliness," said Peter, "and the inferiority of
British ideals.  They never bathed in their lives, yet they looked the
pink of health."

"Yes--their complexion was high--like the fish."

"Ha! ha!  Yes, the fish!  That was a great luxury, I remember.  About
once a month."

"Of course, the town is so inland," said Lancelot.

"I see--it took such a long time coming.  Ha! ha! ha!  And the Herr
Professor--is he still a bachelor?"

As the Herr Professor was a septuagenarian and a misogamist, even in
Peter's time, his question tickled Lancelot.  Altogether the two young
men grew quite jolly, recalling a hundred oddities, and reknitting their
friendship at the expense of the Fatherland.

"But was there ever a more madcap expedition than ours?" exclaimed Peter.
"Most boys start out to be pirates----"

"And some do become music-publishers," Lancelot finished grimly, suddenly
reminded of a grievance.

"Ha! ha! ha!  Poor fellow'" laughed Peter.  "Then you _have_ found them
out already."

"Does anyone ever find them in?" flashed Lancelot.  "I suppose they do
exist and are occasionally seen of mortal eyes.  I suppose wives and
friends and mothers gaze on them with no sense of special privilege,
unconscious of their invisibility to the profane eyes of mere musicians."

"My dear fellow, the mere musicians are as plentiful as niggers on the
sea-shore.  A publisher might spend his whole day receiving regiments of
unappreciated geniuses.  Bond Street would be impassable.  You look at
the publisher too much from your own standpoint."

"I tell you I don't look at him from any standpoint.  That's what I
complain of.  He's encircled with a prickly hedge of clerks.  'You will
hear from us.'  'It shall have our best consideration.'  'We have no
knowledge of the MS. in question.'  Yes, Peter, two valuable quartets
have I lost, messing about with these villains."

"I tell you what.  I'll give you an introduction to Brahmson.  I know

"No, thank you, Peter."

"Why not?"

"Because you know him."

"I couldn't give you an introduction if I didn't.  This is silly of you,

"If Brahmson can't see any merits in my music, I don't want you to open
his eyes.  I'll stand on my own bottom.  And what's more, Peter, I tell
you once for all"--his voice was low and menacing--"if you try any
anonymous _deus ex machinâ_ tricks on me in some sly, roundabout fashion,
don't you flatter yourself I shan't recognise your hand.  I shall, and,
by God, it shall never grasp mine again."

"I suppose you think that's very noble and sublime," said Peter coolly.
"You don't suppose if I could do you a turn I'd hesitate for fear of
excommunication?  I know you're like Beethoven there--your bark is worse
than your bite."

"Very well; try.  You'll find my teeth nastier than you bargain for."

"I'm not going to try.  If you want to go to the dogs--go.  Why should I
put out a hand to stop you?"

These amenities having re-established them in their mutual esteem, they
chatted lazily and spasmodically till past midnight, with more smoke than
fire in their conversation.

At last Peter began to go, and in course of time actually did take up his
umbrella.  Not long after, Lancelot conducted him softly down the dark,
silent stairs, holding his bedroom candlestick in his hand, for Mrs.
Leadbatter always turned out the hall lamp on her way to bed.  The old
phrases came to the young men's lips as their hands met in a last hearty

"_Lebt wohl_!" said Lancelot.

"_Auf Wiedersehen_!" replied Peter threateningly.

Lancelot stood at the hall door looking for a moment after his
friend--the friend he had tried to cast out of his heart as a recreant.
The mist had cleared--the stars glittered countless in the frosty heaven;
a golden crescent moon hung low; the lights and shadows lay almost
poetically upon the little street.  A rush of tender thoughts whelmed the
musician's soul.  He saw again the dear old garret, up the ninety stairs,
in the Hotel Cologne, where he had lived with his dreams; he heard the
pianos and violins going in every room in happy incongruity, publishing
to all the prowess of the players; dirty, picturesque old Leipsic rose
before him; he was walking again in the _Hainstrasse_, in the shadow of
the quaint, tall houses.  Yes, life was sweet after all; he was a coward
to lose heart so soon; fame would yet be his; fame and love--the love of
a noble woman that fame earns; some gracious creature breathing sweet
refinements, cradled in an ancient home, such as he had left for ever.

The sentimentality of the Fatherland seemed to have crept into his soul;
a divinely sweet, sad melody was throbbing in his brain.  How glad he was
he had met Peter again!

From a neighbouring steeple came a harsh, resonant clang, "One."

It roused him from his dream.  He shivered a little, closed the door,
bolted it and put up the chain, and turned, half sighing, to take up his
bedroom candle again.  Then his heart stood still for a moment.  A
figure--a girl's figure--was coming towards him from the kitchen stairs.
As she came into the dim light he saw that it was merely Mary Ann.

She looked half drowsed.  Her cap was off, her hair tangled loosely over
her forehead.  In her disarray she looked prettier than he had ever
remembered her.  There was something provoking about the large dreamy
eyes, the red lips that parted at the unexpected sight of him.

"Good heavens!" he cried.  "Not gone to bed yet?"

"No, sir.  I had to stay up to wash up a lot of crockery.  The
second-floor front had some friends to supper late.  Missus says she
won't stand it again."

"Poor thing!"  He patted her soft cheek--it grew hot and rosy under his
fingers, but was not withdrawn.  Mary Ann made no sign of resentment.  In
his mood of tenderness to all creation his rough words to her recurred to

"You mustn't mind what I said about the matches," he murmured.  "When I
am in a bad temper I say anything.  Remember now for the future, will


Her face--its blushes flickered over strangely by the
candle-light--seemed to look up at him invitingly.

"That's a good girl."  And bending down he kissed her on the lips.

"Good night," he murmured.

Mary Ann made some startled, gurgling sound in reply.

Five minutes afterwards Lancelot was in bed, denouncing himself as a
vulgar beast.

"I must have drunk too much whisky," he said to himself angrily.  "Good
heavens.  Fancy sinking to Mary Ann.  If Peter had only seen----  There
was infinitely more poetry in that red-cheeked _Mädchen_, and yet I
never----  It is true--there is something sordid about the atmosphere
that subtly permeates you, that drags you down to it!  Mary Ann!  A
transpontine drudge! whose lips are fresh from the coalman's and the
butcher's.  Phaugh!"

The fancy seized hold of his imagination.  He could not shake it off, he
could not sleep till he had got out of bed and sponged his lips

Meanwhile Mary Ann was lying on her bed, dressed, doing her best to keep
her meaningless, half-hysterical sobs from her mistress's keen ear.


It was a long time before Mary Ann came so prominently into the centre
of Lancelot's consciousness again.  She remained somewhere in the outer
periphery of his thought--nowhere near the bull's-eye, so to speak--as
a vague automaton that worked when he pulled a bell-rope.  Infinitely
more important things were troubling him; the visit of Peter had
somehow put a keener edge on his blunted self-confidence; he had
started a grand opera, and worked at it furiously in all the intervals
left him by his engrossing pursuit after a publisher.  Sometimes he
would look up from his hieroglyphics and see Mary Ann at his side
surveying him curiously, and then he would start, and remember he had
rung her up, and try to remember what for.  And Mary Ann would turn
red, as if the fault was hers.

But the publisher was the one thing that was never out of Lancelot's
mind, though he drove Lancelot himself nearly out of it.  He was like
an arrow stuck in the aforesaid bull's-eye, and, the target being
conscious, he rankled sorely.  Lancelot discovered that the publisher
kept a "musical adviser," whose advice appeared to consist of the
famous monosyllable, "Don't."  The publisher generally published all
the musical adviser's own works, his advice having apparently been
neglected when it was most worth taking; at least so Lancelot thought,
when he had skimmed through a set of Lancers by one of these worthies.

"I shall give up being a musician," he said to himself grimly.  "I
shall become a musical adviser."

Once, half by accident, he actually saw a publisher.  "My dear sir,"
said the great man, "what is the use of bringing quartets and full
scores to me?  You should have taken them to Brahmson; he's the man you
want.  You know his address, of course--just down the street."

Lancelot did not like to say that it was Brahmson's clerks that had
recommended him here; so he replied, "But you publish operas,
oratorios, cantatas!"

"Ah yes!--h'm--things that have been played at the big
Festivals--composers of prestige--quite a different thing, sir, quite a
different thing.  There's no sale for these things--none at all,
sir--public never heard of you.  Now, if you were to write some
songs--nice catchy tunes--high class, you know, with pretty words----"

Now Lancelot by this time was aware of the publisher's wily ways; he
could almost have constructed an Ollendorffian dialogue, entitled
"Between a Music-Publisher and a Composer."  So he opened his portfolio
again and said, "I have brought some."

"Well, send--send them in," stammered the publisher, almost
disconcerted.  "They shall have our best consideration."

"Oh, but you might just as well look over them at once," said Lancelot
firmly, uncoiling them.  "It won't take you five minutes--just let me
play one to you.  The tunes are rather more original than the average,
I can promise you; and yet I think they have a lilt that----"

"I really can't spare the time now.  If you leave them, we will do our

"Listen to this bit!" said Lancelot desperately.  And dashing at a
piano that stood handy, he played a couple of bars.  "That's quite a
new modulation."

"That's all very well," said the publisher; "but how do you suppose I'm
going to sell a thing with an accompaniment like that?  Look here, and
here!  Why it's all accidentals."

"That's the best part of the song," explained Lancelot; "a sort of
undercurrent of emotion that brings out the full pathos of the words.
Note the elegant and novel harmonies."  He played another bar or two,
singing the words softly.

"Yes; but if you think you'll get young ladies to play that, you've got
a good deal to learn," said the publisher gruffly.  "This is the sort
of accompaniment that goes down," and seating himself at the piano for
a moment (somewhat to Lancelot's astonishment, for he had gradually
formed a theory that music-publishers did not really know the staff
from a five-barred gate), he rattled off the melody with his right
hand, pounding away monotonously with his left at a few elementary

Lancelot looked dismayed.

"That's the kind of thing you'll have to produce, young man," said the
publisher, feeling that he had at last resumed his natural supremacy,
"if you want to get your songs published.  Elegant harmonies are all
very well, but who's to play them?"

"And do you mean to say that a musician in this God-forsaken country
must have no chords but tonics and dominants?" ejaculated Lancelot

"The less he has of any other the better," said the great man drily.
"I haven't said a word about the melody itself, which is quite out of
the ordinary compass, and makes demands upon the singer's vocalisation
which are not likely to make a demand for the song.  What you have to
remember, my dear sir, if you wish to achieve success, is that music,
if it is to sell, must appeal to the average amateur young person.  The
average amateur young person is the main prop of music in this country."

Lancelot snatched up his song and tied the strings of his portfolio
very tightly, as if he were clenching his lips.

"If I stay here any longer I shall swear," he said: "Good afternoon."

He went out with a fire at his heart that made him insensitive to the
frost without.  He walked a mile out of his way mechanically, then,
perceiving his stupidity, avenged it by jumping into a hansom.  He
dared not think how low his funds were running.  When he got home he
forgot to have his tea, crouching in dumb misery in his easy-chair,
while the coals in the grate faded like the sunset from red to grey,
and the dusk of twilight deepened into the gloom of night, relieved
only by a gleam from the street-lamp.

The noise of the door opening made him look up.

"Beg pardon, sir, I didn't yer ye come in."

It was Mary Ann's timid accents.  Lancelot's head drooped again on his
breast.  He did not answer.

"You've bin and let your fire go out, sir."

"Don't bother!" he grumbled.  He felt a morbid satisfaction in this
aggravation of discomfort, almost symbolic as it was of his sunk

"Oh, but it'll freeze 'ard to-night, sir.  Let me make it up."  Taking
his sullen silence for consent, she ran downstairs and reappeared with
some sticks.  Soon there were signs of life, which Mary Ann assiduously
encouraged by blowing at the embers with her mouth.  Lancelot looked on
in dull apathy, but as the fire rekindled and the little flames leapt
up and made Mary Ann's flushed face the one spot of colour and warmth
in the cold, dark room, Lancelot's torpidity vanished suddenly.  The
sensuous fascination seized him afresh, and ere he was aware of it he
was lifting the pretty face by the chin.

"I'm so sorry to be so troublesome, Mary Ann.  There, you shall give me
a kiss to show you bear no malice."

The warm lips obediently met his, and for a moment Lancelot forgot his
worries while he held her soft cheek against his.

This time the shock of returning recollection was not so violent as
before.  He sat up in his chair, but his right arm still twined
negligently round her neck, the fingers patting the warm face.  "A
fellow must have something to divert his mind," he thought, "or he'd go
mad.  And there's no harm done--the poor thing takes it as a kindness,
I'm sure.  I suppose _her_ life's dull enough.  We're a pair."  He felt
her shoulders heaving a little, as if she were gulping down something.
At last she said, "You ain't troublesome.  I ought to ha' yerd ye come

He released her suddenly.  Her words broke the spell.  The vulgar
accent gave him a shudder.

"Don't you _hear_ a bell ringing?" he said, with dual significance.

"Nosir," said Mary Ann ingenuously.  "I'd yer it in a moment if there
was.  I yer it in my dreams, I'm so used to it.  One night I dreamt the
missus was boxin' my yers and askin' me if I was deaf and I said to

"Can't you say 'her'?" cried Lancelot, cutting her short impatiently.

"Her," said Mary Ann.

"Then why do you say ''er'?"

"Missus told me to.  She said my own way was all wrong."

"Oh, indeed!" said Lancelot.  "It's missus that has corrupted you, is
it?  And pray what used you to say?"

"She," said Mary Ann.

Lancelot was taken aback.  "She!" he repeated.

"Yessir," said Mary Ann, with a dawning suspicion that her own
vocabulary was going to be vindicated; "whenever I said 'she' she made
me say ''er,' and whenever I said 'her' she made me say 'she.'  When I
said 'her and me' she made me say 'me and she,' and when I said 'I got
it from she,' she made me say 'I got it from 'er.'"

"Bravo!  A very lucid exposition," said Lancelot, laughing.  "Did she
set you right in any other particulars?"

"Eessir--I mean yessir," replied Mary Ann, the forbidden words flying
to her lips like prisoned skylarks suddenly set free.  "I used to say,
'Gie I thek there broom, oo't?'  'Arten thee goin' to?'  'Her did say
to I.'  'I be goin' on to bed.'  'Look at----'"

"Enough!  Enough!  What a memory you've got!  Now I understand.  You're
a country girl."

"Eessir," said Mary Ann, her face lighting up.  "I mean yessir."

"Well, that redeems you a little," thought Lancelot, with his whimsical
look.  "So it's missus, is it, who's taught you Cockneyese?  My
instinct was not so unsound, after all.  I dare say you'll turn out
something nobler than a Cockney drudge."  He finished aloud, "I hope
you went a-milking."

"Eessir, sometimes; and I drove back the milk-trunk in the cart, and I
rode down on a pony to the second pasture to count the sheep and the

"Then you are a farmer's daughter?"

"Eessir.  But my feyther--I mean my father--had only two little fields
when he was alive, but we had a nice garden, with plum trees, and rose
bushes and gillyflowers----"

"Better and better," murmured Lancelot, smiling.  And, indeed, the
image of Mary Ann skimming the meads on a pony in the sunshine was more
pleasant to contemplate than that of Mary Ann whitening the wintry
steps.  "What a complexion you must have had to start with!" he cried
aloud, surveying the not unenviable remains of it.  "Well, and what
else did you do?"

Mary Ann opened her lips.  It was delightful to see how the dull veil,
as of London fog, had been lifted from her face; her eyes sparkled.

Then, "Oh, there's the ground-floor bell," she cried, moving
instinctively towards the door.

"Nonsense: I hear no bell," said Lancelot.

"I told you I always _hear_ it," said Mary Ann, hesitating and blushing
delicately before the critical word.

"Oh well, run along then.  Stop a moment--I must give you another kiss
for talking so nicely.  There!  And--stop a moment--bring me up some
coffee, please, when the ground floor is satisfied."

"Eessir--I mean yessir.  What must I say?" she added, pausing troubled
on the threshold.

"Say, 'Yes, Lancelot,'" he answered recklessly.

"Yessir," and Mary Ann disappeared.

It was ten endless minutes before she reappeared with the coffee.  The
whole of the second five minutes Lancelot paced his room feverishly,
cursing the ground floor, and stamping as if to bring down its ceiling.
He was curious to know more of Mary Ann's history.

But it proved meagre enough.  Her mother died when Mary Ann was a
child; her father when she was still a mere girl.  His affairs were
found in hopeless confusion, and Mary Ann was considered lucky to be
taken into the house of the well-to-do Mrs. Leadbatter, of London, the
eldest sister of a young woman who had nursed the vicar's wife.  Mrs.
Leadbatter had promised the vicar to train up the girl in the way a
domestic should go.

"And when I am old enough she is going to pay me wages as well,"
concluded Mary Ann, with an air of importance.

"Indeed--how old were you when you left the village?"


"And how old are you now?"

Mary Ann looked confused.  "I don't quite know," she murmured.

"O come," said Lancelot laughingly; "is this your country simplicity?
You're quite young enough to tell how old you are."

The tears came into Mary Ann's eyes.

"I can't, Mr. Lancelot," she protested earnestly; "I forgot to
count--I'll ask missus."

"And whatever she tells you, you'll be," he said, amused at her
unshakable loyalty.

"Yessir," said Mary Ann.

"And so you are quite alone in the world?"

"Yessir--but I've got my canary.  They sold everything when my father
died, but the vicar's wife she bought my canary back for me because I
cried so.  And I brought it to London and it hangs in my bedroom.  And
the vicar, he was so kind to me, he did give me a lot of advice, and
Mrs. Amersham, who kept the chandler's shop, she did give me ninepence,
all in three-penny bits."

"And you never had any brothers or sisters?"

"There was our Sally, but she died before mother."

"Nobody else?"

"There's my big brother Tom--but I mustn't tell you about him."

"Mustn't tell me about him?  Why not?"

"He's so wicked."

The answer was so unexpected that Lancelot, could not help laughing,
and Mary Ann flushed to the roots of her hair.

"Why, what has he done?" said Lancelot, composing his mouth to gravity.

"I don't know; I was only six.  Father told me it was something very
dreadful, and Tom had to run away to America, and I mustn't mention him
any more.  And mother was crying, and I cried because Tom used to give
me tickey-backs and go blackberrying with me and our little Sally; and
everybody else in the village they seemed glad, because they had said
so all along, because Tom would never go to church, even when a little

"I suppose then _you_ went to church regularly?"

"Yessir.  When I was at home, I mean."

"Every Sunday?"

Mary Ann hung her head.  "Once I went meechin'," she said in low tones.
"Some boys and girls they wanted me to go nutting, and I wanted to go
too, but I didn't know how to get away, and they told me to cough very
loud when the sermon began, so I did, and coughed on and on till at
last the vicar glowed at father, and father had to send me out of

Lancelot laughed heartily.  "Then you didn't like the sermon."

"It wasn't that, sir.  The sun was shining that beautiful outside, and
I never minded the sermon, only I did get tired of sitting still.  But
I never done it again--our little Sally, she died soon after."

Lancelot checked his laughter.  "Poor little fool!" he thought.  Then
to brighten her up again he asked cheerily, "And what else did you do
on the farm?"

"Oh, please sir, missus will be wanting me now."

"Bother missus.  I want some more milk," he said, emptying the milk-jug
into the slop-basin.  "Run down and get some."

Mary Ann was startled by the splendour of the deed.  She took the jug
silently and disappeared.

When she returned he said: "Well, you haven't told me half yet.  I
suppose you kept bees?"

"Oh yes, and I fed the pigs."

"Hang the pigs!  Let's hear something more romantic."

"There was the calves to suckle sometimes, when the mother died or was

"Calves!  H'm!  H'm!  Well, but how could you do that?"

"Dipped my fingers in milk, and let the calves suck 'em.  The silly
creatures thought it was their mothers' teats.  Like this."

With a happy inspiration she put her fingers into the slop-basin, and
held them up dripping.

Lancelot groaned.  It was not only that his improved Mary Ann was again
sinking to earth, unable to soar in the romantic aether where he would
fain have seen her volant; it was not only that the coarseness of her
nature had power to drag her down, it was the coarseness of her red,
chapped hands that was thrust once again and violently upon his
reluctant consciousness.

Then, like Mary Ann, he had an inspiration.

"How would you like a pair of gloves, Mary Ann?"

He had struck the latent feminine.  Her eyes gleamed.  "Oh, sir!" was
all she could say.  Then a swift shade of disappointment darkened the
eager little face.

"But I never goes out," she cried.

"I never _go_ out," he corrected, shuddering.

"I never _go_ out," said Mary Ann, her lip twitching.

"That doesn't matter.  I want you to wear them indoors."

"But there's nobody to see 'em indoors!"

"I shall see them," he reminded her.

"But they'll get dirty."

"No they won't.  You shall only wear them when you come to me.  If I
buy you a nice pair of gloves, will you promise to put them on every
time I ring for you?"

"But what'll missus say?"

"Missus won't see them.  The moment you come in, you'll put them on,
and just before going out--you'll take them off!  See!"

"Yessir.  Then nobody'll see me looking so grand but you."

"That's it.  And wouldn't you rather look grand for me than for anybody

"Of course I would, sir," said Mary Ann, earnestly, with a grateful
little sigh.

So Lancelot measured her wrist, feeling her pulse beat madly.  She
really had a very little hand, though to his sensitive vision the
roughness of the skin seemed to swell it to a size demanding a
boxing-glove.  He bought her six pairs of tan kid, in a beautiful
cardboard box.  He could ill afford the gift, and made one of his
whimsical grimaces when he got the bill.  The young lady who served him
looked infinitely more genteel than Mary Ann.  He wondered what she
would think if she knew for whom he was buying these dainty articles.
Perhaps her feelings would be so outraged she would refuse to
participate in the transaction.  But the young lady was happily
unconscious; she had her best smile for the handsome, aristocratic
young gentleman, and mentioned his moustache later to her bosom-friend
in the next department.

And thus Mary Ann and Lancelot became the joint owners of a secret, and
co-players in a little comedy.  When Mary Ann came into the room, she
would put whatever she was carrying on a chair, gravely extract her
gloves from her pocket, and draw them on, Lancelot pretending not to
know she was in the room, though he had just said, "Come in."  After
allowing her a minute he would look up.  In the course of a week this
became mechanical, so that he lost the semi-ludicrous sense of secrecy
which he felt at first, as well as the little pathetic emotion inspired
by her absolute unconsciousness that the performance was not intended
for her own gratification.  Nevertheless, though he could now endure to
see Mary Ann handling the sugar-tongs, he remained cold to her for some
weeks.  He had kissed her again in the flush of her joy at the sight of
the gloves, but after that there was a reaction.  He rarely went to the
club now (there was no one with whom he was in correspondence except
music-publishers, and they didn't reply), but he dropped in there once
soon after the glove episode, looked over the papers in the
smoking-room, and chatted with a popular composer and one or two men he
knew.  It was while the waiter was holding out the coffee-tray to him
that Mary Ann flashed upon his consciousness.  The thought of her
seemed so incongruous with the sober magnificence, the massive
respectability that surrounded him, the cheerful, marble hearth
reddened with leaping flame, the luxurious lounges, the well-groomed
old gentlemen smoking eighteenpenny cheroots, the suave, noiseless
satellites, that Lancelot felt a sudden pang of bewildered shame.  Why,
the very waiter who stood bent before him would disdain her.  He took
his coffee hastily, with a sense of personal unworthiness.  This
feeling soon evaporated, but it left lees of resentment against Mary
Ann which made him inexplicable to her.  Fortunately, her habit of
acceptance saved her some tears, though she shed others.  And there
remained always the gloves.  When she was putting them on she always
felt she was slipping her hands in his.

And then there was yet a further consolation.  For the gloves had also
a subtle effect on Lancelot.  They gave him a sense of responsibility.
Vaguely resentful as he felt against Mary Ann (in the intervals of his
more definite resentment against publishers), he also felt that he
could not stop at the gloves.  He had started refining her, and he must
go on till she was, so to speak, all gloves.  He must cover up her
coarse speech, as he had covered up her coarse hands.  He owed that to
the gloves; it was the least he could do for them.  So, whenever Mary
Ann made a mistake, Lancelot corrected her.  He found these grammatical
dialogues not uninteresting, and a vent for his ill-humour against
publishers to boot.  Very often his verbal corrections sounded
astonishingly like reprimands.  Here, again, Mary Ann was forearmed by
her feeling that she deserved them.  She would have been proud had she
known how much Mr. Lancelot was satisfied with her aspirates, which
came quite natural.  She had only dropped her "h's" temporarily, as one
drops country friends in coming to London.  Curiously enough, Mary Ann
did not regard the new locutions and pronunciations as superseding the
old.  They were a new language; she knew two others, her mother-tongue
and her missus's tongue.  She would as little have thought of using her
new linguistic acquirements in the kitchen as of wearing her gloves
there.  They were for Lancelot's ears only, as her gloves were for his

All this time Lancelot was displaying prodigious musical activity, so
much so that the cost of ruled paper became a consideration.  There was
no form of composition he did not essay, none by which he made a
shilling.  Once he felt himself the prey of a splendid inspiration, and
sat up all night writing at fever pitch, surrounded with celestial
harmonies, audible to him alone; the little room resounded with the
thunder of a mighty orchestra, in which every instrument sang to him
individually--the piccolo, the flute, the oboes, the clarionets,
filling the air with a silver spray of notes; the drums throbbing, the
trumpets shrilling, the four horns pealing with long, stately notes,
the trombones and bassoons vibrating, the violins and violas sobbing in
linked sweetness, the 'cello and the contra-bass moaning their
under-chant.  And then, in the morning, when the first rough sketch was
written, the glory faded.  He threw down his pen, and called himself an
ass for wasting his time on what nobody would ever look at.  Then he
laid his head on the table, overwrought, full of an infinite pity for
himself.  A sudden longing seized him for some one to love him, to
caress his hair, to smooth his hot forehead.  This mood passed too; he
smoothed the slumbering Beethoven instead.  After a while he went into
his bedroom, and sluiced his face and hands in ice-cold water, and rang
the bell for breakfast.

There was a knock at the door in response.

"Come in!" he said gently--his emotions had left him tired to the point
of tenderness.  And then he waited a minute while Mary Ann was drawing
on her gloves.

"Did you ring, sir?" said a wheezy voice at last.  Mrs. Leadbatter had
got tired of waiting.

Lancelot started violently--Mrs. Leadbatter had latterly left him
entirely to Mary Ann.  "It's my hastmer," she had explained to him
apologetically, meeting him casually in the passage.  "I can't trollop
up and down stairs as I used to when I fust took this house
five-an'-twenty year ago, and pore Mr. Leadbatter----" and here
followed reminiscences long since in their hundredth edition.

"Yes; let me have some coffee--very hot--please," said Lancelot less
gently.  The woman's voice jarred upon him; and her features were not

"Lawd, sir, I 'ope that gas 'asn't been burnin' all night, sir," she
said as she was going out.

"It has," he said shortly.

"You'll hexcoose me, sir, but I didn't bargen for that.  I'm only a
pore, honest, 'ard-workin' widder, and I noticed the last gas bill was
'eavier than hever since that black winter that took pore Mr.
Leadbatter to 'is grave.  Fair is fair, and I shall 'ave to reckon it a
hextry, with the rate gone up sevenpence a thousand, and my Rosie
leavin' a fine nursemaid's place in Bayswater at the end of the month
to come 'ome and 'elp 'er mother, 'cos my hastmer----"

"Will you please shut the door after you?" interrupted Lancelot, biting
his lip with irritation.  And Mrs. Leadbatter, who was standing in the
aperture with no immediate intention of departing, could find no
repartee beyond slamming the door as hard as she could.

This little passage of arms strangely softened Lancelot to Mary Ann.
It made him realise faintly what her life must be.

"I should go mad and smash all the crockery!" he cried aloud.  He felt
quite tender again towards the uncomplaining girl.

Presently there was another knock.  Lancelot growled, half prepared to
renew the battle, and to give Mrs. Leadbatter a piece of his mind on
the subject.  But it was merely Mary Ann.

Shaken in his routine, he looked on steadily while Mary Ann drew on her
gloves; and this in turn confused Mary Ann.  Her hand trembled.

"Let me help you," he said.

And there was Lancelot buttoning Mary Ann's glove just as if her name
were Guinevere!  And neither saw the absurdity of wasting time upon an
operation which would have to be undone in two minutes.  Then Mary Ann,
her eyes full of soft light, went to the sideboard and took out the
prosaic elements of breakfast.

When she returned, to put them back, Lancelot was astonished to see her
carrying a cage--a plain square cage, made of white tin wire.

"What's that?" he gasped.

"Please, Mr. Lancelot, I want to ask you to do me a favour."  She
dropped her eyelashes timidly.

"Yes, Mary Ann," he said briskly.  "But what have you got there?"

"It's only my canary, sir.  Would you--please, sir, would you
mind?"--then desperately: "I want to hang it up here, sir!"

"Here?" he repeated in frank astonishment.


"Please, sir, I--I--it's sunnier here, sir, and I--I think it must be
pining away.  It hardly ever sings in my bedroom."

"Well, but," he began--then seeing the tears gathering on her eyelids,
he finished with laughing good-nature--"as long as Mrs. Leadbatter
doesn't reckon it an extra."

"Oh no, sir," said Mary Ann seriously.  "I'll tell her.  Besides, she
will be glad, because she don't like the canary--she says its singing
disturbs her.  Her room is next to mine, you know, Mr. Lancelot."

"But you said it doesn't sing much."

"Please, sir, I--I mean in summer," exclaimed Mary Ann in rosy
confusion; "and--and--it'll soon be summer, sir."

"Sw--e-ê-t!" burst forth the canary suddenly, as if encouraged by Mary
Ann's opinion.  It was a pretty little bird--one golden yellow from
beak to tail, as though it had been dipped in sunshine.

"You see, sir," she cried eagerly, "it's beginning already."

"Yes," said Lancelot grimly; "but so is Beethoven."

"I'll hang it high up--in the window," said Mary Ann, "where the dog
can't get at it."

"Well, I won't take any responsibilities," murmured Lancelot resignedly.

"No, sir, I'll attend to that," said Mary Ann vaguely.

After the installation of the canary Lancelot found himself slipping
more and more into a continuous matter-of-course flirtation; more and
more forgetting the slavey in the candid young creature who had, at
moments, strange dancing lights in her awakened eyes, strange flashes
of witchery in her ingenuous expression.  And yet he made a desultory
struggle against what a secret voice was always whispering was a
degradation.  He knew she had no real place in his life; he scarce
thought of her save when she came bodily before his eyes with her
pretty face and her trustful glance.

He felt no temptation to write sonatas on her eyebrow--to borrow
Peter's variation, for the use of musicians, of Shakespeare's "write
sonnets on his mistress's eyebrow"--and, indeed, he knew she could be
no fit mistress for him--this starveling drudge, with passive passions,
meek, accepting, with well-nigh every spark of spontaneity choked out
of her.  The women of his dreams were quite other--beautiful,
voluptuous, full of the joy of life, tremulous with poetry and lofty
thought, with dark, amorous orbs that flashed responsive to his magic
melodies.  They hovered about him as he wrote and played--Venuses
rising from the seas of his music.  And then--with his eyes full of the
divine tears of youth, with his brain a hive of winged dreams--he would
turn and kiss merely Mary Ann!  Such is the pitiful breed of mortals.

And after every such fall he thought more contemptuously of Mary Ann.
Idealise her as he might, see all that was best in her as he tried to
do, she remained common and commonplace enough.  Her ingenuousness,
while from one point of view it was charming, from another was but a
pleasant synonym for silliness.  And it might not be ingenuousness--or
silliness--after all!  For was Mary Ann as innocent as she looked?  The
guilelessness of the dove might very well cover the wisdom of the
serpent.  The instinct--the repugnance that made him sponge off her
first kiss from his lips--was probably a true instinct.  How was it
possible a girl of that class should escape the sordid attentions of
street swains?  Even when she was in the country she was well-nigh of
woo-able age, the likely cynosure of neighbouring ploughboys' eyes.
And what of the other lodgers?

A finer instinct--that of a gentleman--kept him from putting any
questions to Mary Ann.  Indeed, his own delicacy repudiated the images
that strove to find entry in his brain, even as his fastidiousness
shrank from realising the unlovely details of Mary Ann's daily
duties--these things disgusted him more with himself than with her.
And yet he found himself acquiring a new and illogical interest in the
boots he met outside doors.  Early one morning he went half-way up the
second flight of stairs--a strange region where his own boots had never
before trod--but came down ashamed and with fluttering heart as if he
had gone up to steal boots instead of to survey them.  He might have
asked Mary Ann or her "missus" who the other tenants were, but he
shrank from the topic.  Their hours were not his, and he only once
chanced on a fellow-man in the passage, and then he was not sure it was
not the tax-collector.  Besides, he was not really interested--it was
only a flicker of idle curiosity as to the actual psychology of Mary
Ann.  That he did not really care he proved to himself by kissing her
next time.  He accepted her as she was--because she was there.  She
brightened his troubled life a little, and he was quite sure he
brightened hers.  So he drifted on, not worrying himself to mean any
definite harm to her.  He had quite enough worry with those

The financial outlook was, indeed, becoming terrifying.  He was glad
there was nobody to question him, for he did not care to face the
facts.  Peter's threat of becoming a regular visitor had been nullified
by his father despatching him to Germany to buy up some more Teutonic
patents.  "Wonderful are the ways of Providence!" he had written to
Lancelot.  "If I had not flown in the old man's face and picked up a
little German here years ago, I should not be half so useful to him
now. . . .  I shall pay a flying visit to Leipsic--not on business."

But at last Peter returned, Mrs. Leadbatter panting to the door to let
him in one afternoon without troubling to ask Lancelot if he was "at
home."  He burst upon the musician, and found him in the most
undisguisable dumps.

"Why didn't you answer my letter, you impolite old bear?" Peter asked,
warding off Beethoven with his umbrella.

"I was busy," Lancelot replied pettishly.

"Busy writing rubbish.  Haven't you got 'Ops.' enough?  I bet you
haven't had anything published yet."

"I'm working at a grand opera," he said in dry, mechanical tones.  "I
have hopes of getting it put on.  Gasco, the _impresario_, is a member
of my club, and he thinks of running a season in the autumn.  I had a
talk with him yesterday."

"I hope I shall live to see it," said Peter sceptically.

"I hope you will," said Lancelot sharply.

"None of my family ever lived beyond ninety," said Peter, shaking his
head dolefully; "and then, my heart is not so good as it might be."

"It certainly isn't!" cried poor Lancelot.  "But everybody hits a chap
when he's down."

He turned his head away, striving to swallow the lump that would rise
to his throat.  He had a sense of infinite wretchedness and loneliness.

"Oh, poor old chap; is it so bad as all that?"  Peter's somewhat
strident voice had grown tender as a woman's.  He laid his hand
affectionately on Lancelot's tumbled hair.  "You know I believe in you
with all my soul.  I never doubted your genius for a moment.  Don't I
know too well that's what keeps you back?  Come, come, old fellow.
Can't I persuade you to write rot?  One must keep the pot boiling, you
know.  You turn out a dozen popular ballads, and the coin'll follow
your music as the rats did the pied piper's.  Then, if you have any
ambition left, you kick away the ladder by which you mounted, and stand
on the heights of art."

"Never!" cried Lancelot.  "It would degrade me in my own eyes.  I'd
rather starve; and you can't shake them off--the first impression is
everything; they would always be remembered against me," he added,
after a pause.

"Motives mixed," reflected Peter.  "That's a good sign."  Aloud he
said, "Well, you think it over.  This is a practical world, old man; it
wasn't made for dreamers.  And one of the first dreams that you've got
to wake from is the dream that anybody connected with the stage can be
relied on from one day to the next.  They gas for the sake of gassing,
or they tell you pleasant lies out of mere goodwill, just as they call
for your drinks.  Their promises are beautiful bubbles, on a basis of
soft soap and made to 'bust.'"

"You grow quite eloquent," said Lancelot, with a wan smile.

"Eloquent!  There's more in me than you've yet found out.  Now, then!
Give us your hand that you'll chuck art, and we'll drink to your
popular ballad--hundredth thousand edition, no drawing-room should be
without it."

Lancelot flushed.  "I was just going to have some tea.  I think it's
five o'clock," he murmured.

"The very thing I'm dying for," cried Peter energetically; "I'm as
parched as a pea."  Inwardly he was shocked to find the stream of
whisky run dry.

So Lancelot rang the bell, and Mary Ann came up with the tea-tray in
the twilight.

"We'll have a light," cried Peter, and struck one of his own with a
shadowy underthought of saving Mary Ann from a possible scolding, in
case Lancelot's matches should be again unapparent.  Then he uttered a
comic exclamation of astonishment.  Mary Ann was putting on a pair of
gloves!  In his surprise he dropped the match.

Mary Ann was equally startled by the unexpected sight of a stranger,
but when he struck the second match her hands were bare and red.

"What in heaven's name were you putting on gloves for, my girl?" said
Peter, amused.

Lancelot stared fixedly at the fire, trying to keep the blood from
flooding his cheeks.  He wondered that the ridiculousness of the whole
thing had never struck him in its full force before.  Was it possible
he could have made such an ass of himself?

"Please, sir, I've got to go out, and I'm in a hurry," said Mary Ann.

Lancelot felt intense relief.  An instant after his brow wrinkled
itself.  "Oho!" he thought.  "So this is Miss Simpleton, is it?"

"Then why did you take them off again?" retorted Peter.

Mary Ann's repartee was to burst into tears and leave the room.

"Now I've offended her," said Peter.  "Did you see how she tossed her
pretty head?"

"Ingenious minx," thought Lancelot.

"She's left the tray on a chair by the door," went on Peter.  "What an
odd girl!  Does she always carry on like this?"

"She's got such a lot to do.  I suppose she sometimes gets a bit queer
in her head," said Lancelot, conceiving he was somehow safe-guarding
Mary Ann's honour by the explanation.

"I don't think that," answered Peter.  "She did seem dull and stupid
when I was here last.  But I had a good stare at her just now, and she
seems rather bright.  Why, her accent is quite refined--she must have
picked it up from you."

"Nonsense, nonsense!" exclaimed Lancelot testily.

The little danger--or rather the great danger of being made to appear
ridiculous--which he had just passed through, contributed to rouse him
from his torpor.  He exerted himself to turn the conversation, and was
quite lively over tea.

"Sw--eêt!  Sw--w--w--w--eêt!" suddenly broke into the conversation.

"More mysteries!" cried Peter.  "What's that?"

"Only a canary."

"What, another musical instrument!  Isn't Beethoven jealous?  I wonder
he doesn't consume his rival in his wrath.  But I never knew you liked

"I don't particularly.  It isn't mine."

"Whose is it?"

Lancelot answered briskly, "Mary Ann's.  She asked to be allowed to
keep it here.  It seems it won't sing in her attic; it pines away."

"And do you believe that?"

"Why not?  It doesn't sing much even here."

"Let me look at it--ah, it's a plain Norwich yellow.  If you wanted a
singing canary you should have come to me, I'd have given you one 'made
in Germany'--one of our patents--they train them to sing tunes, and
that puts up the price."

"Thank you, but this one disturbs me sufficiently."

"Then why do you put up with it?"

"Why do I put up with that Christmas number supplement over the
mantel-piece?  It's part of the furniture.  I was asked to let it be
here, and I couldn't be rude."

"No, it's not in your nature.  What a bore it must be to feed it!  Let
me see, I suppose you give it canary seed biscuits--I hope you don't
give it butter."

"Don't be an ass!" roared Lancelot.  "You don't imagine I bother my
head whether it eats butter or--or marmalade."

"Who feeds it then?"

"Mary Ann, of course."

"She comes in and feeds it?"


"Several times a day?"

"I suppose so."

"Lancelot," said Peter solemnly, "Mary Ann's mashed on you."

Lancelot shrank before Peter's remark as a burglar from a policeman's
bull's-eye.  The bull's-eye seemed to cast a new light on Mary Ann,
too, but he felt too unpleasantly dazzled to consider that for the
moment; his whole thought was to get out of the line of light.

"Nonsense!" he answered; "why I'm hardly ever in when she feeds it, and
I believe it eats all day long--gets supplied in the morning like a
coal-scuttle.  Besides, she comes in to dust and all that when she
pleases.  And I do wish you wouldn't use that word 'mashed.'  I loathe

Indeed, he writhed under the thought of being coupled with Mary Ann.
The thing sounded so ugly--so squalid.  In the actual, it was not so
unpleasant, but looked at from the outside--unsympathetically--it was
hopelessly vulgar, incurably plebeian.  He shuddered.

"I don't know," said Peter.  "It's a very expressive word, is 'mashed.'
But I will make allowance for your poetical feelings and give up the
word--except in its literal sense, of course.  I'm sure you wouldn't
object to mashing a music-publisher!"

Lancelot laughed with false heartiness.  "Oh, but if I'm to write those
popular ballads, you say he'll become my best friend."

"Of course he will," cried Peter, eagerly sniffing at the red herring
Lancelot had thrown across the track.  "You stand out for a royalty on
every copy, so that if you strike ile--oh, I beg your pardon, that's
another of the phrases you object to, isn't it?"

"Don't be a fool," said Lancelot, laughing on.  "You know I only object
to that in connection with English peers marrying the daughters of men
who have done it."

"Oh, is that it?  I wish you'd publish an expurgated dictionary with
most of the words left out, and exact definitions of the conditions
under which one may use the remainder.  But I've got on a siding.  What
was I talking about?"

"Royalty," muttered Lancelot languidly.

"Royalty?  No.  You mentioned the aristocracy, I think."  Then he burst
into a hearty laugh.  "Oh yes--on that ballad.  Now, look here!  I've
brought a ballad with me just to show you--a thing that is going like

"'Not _Good-night and good-bye_, I hope," laughed Lancelot.

"Yes--the very one!" cried Peter, astonished.

"_Himmel_!" groaned Lancelot in comic despair.

"You know it already?" inquired Peter eagerly.

"No; only I can't open a paper without seeing the advertisement and the
sickly-sentimental refrain."

"You see how famous it is, anyway," said Peter.  "And if you want to
strike--er--to make a hit you'll just take that song and do a
deliberate imitation of it."

"Wha-a-a-t!" gasped Lancelot.

"My dear chap, they all do it.  When the public cotton to a thing they
can't have enough of it."

"But I can write my own rot, surely."

"In the face of all this litter of 'Ops.'  I daren't dispute that for a
moment.  But it isn't enough to write rot--the public want a particular
kind of rot.  Now just play that over--oblige me."  He laid both hands
on Lancelot's shoulders in amicable appeal.

Lancelot shrugged them, but seated himself at the piano, played the
introductory chords, and commenced singing the words in his pleasant

Suddenly Beethoven ran towards the door, howling.

Lancelot ceased playing and looked approvingly at the animal.

"By Jove!  He wants to go out.  What an ear for music that animal's

Peter smiled grimly.  "It's long enough.  I suppose that's why you call
him Beethoven."

"Not at all.  Beethoven had no ear--at least not in his latest
period--he was deaf.  Lucky devil!  That is, if this sort of thing was
brought round on barrel-organs."

"Never mind, old man!  Finish the thing."

"But consider Beethoven's feelings!"

"Hang Beethoven!"

"Poor Beethoven.  Come here, my poor maligned musical critic!  Would
they give you a bad name and hang you?  Now you must be very quiet.
Put your paws into those lovely long ears of yours if it gets too
horrible.  You have been used to high-class music, I know, but this is
the sort of thing that England expects every man to do, so the sooner
you get used to it the better."  He ran his fingers along the keys.
"There, Peter, he's growling already.  I'm sure he'll start again, the
moment I strike the theme."

"Let him!  We'll take it as a spaniel obligato."

"Oh, but his accompaniments are too staccato.  He has no sense of time."

"Why don't you teach him, then, to wag his tail like the pendulum of a
metronome?  He'd be more use to you that way than setting up to be a
musician, which Nature never meant him for--his hair's not long enough.
But go ahead, old man, Beethoven's behaving himself now."

Indeed, as if he were satisfied with his protest, the little beast
remained quiet, while his lord and master went through the piece.  He
did not even interrupt at the refrain.

  "Kiss me, good-night, dear love,
    Dream of the old delight;
  My spirit is summoned above,
    Kiss me, dear love, good-night."

"I must say it's not so awful as I expected," said Lancelot candidly;
"it's not at all bad--for a waltz."

"There, you see!" said Peter eagerly; "the public are not such fools
after all."

"Still, the words are the most maudlin twaddle!" said Lancelot, as if
he found some consolation in the fact.

"Yes, but I didn't write _them_!" replied Peter quickly.  Then he grew
red and laughed an embarrassed laugh.  "I didn't mean to tell you, old
man.  But there--the cat's out.  That's what took me to Brahmson's that
afternoon we met!  And I harmonised it myself, mind you, every
crotchet.  I picked up enough at the Conservatoire for that.  You know
lots of fellows only do the tune--they give out all the other work."

"So you are the great Keeley Lesterre, eh?" said Lancelot in amused

"Yes; I have to do it under another name.  I don't want to grieve the
old man.  You see, I promised him to reform, when he took me back to
his heart and business."

"Is that strictly honourable, Peter?" said Lancelot, shaking his head.

"Oh well!  I couldn't give it up altogether, but I do practically stick
to the contract--it's all overtime, you know.  It doesn't interfere a
bit with business.  Besides, as you'd say, it isn't music," he said
slyly.  "And just because I don't want it I make a heap of coin out of
it--that's why I'm so vexed at your keeping me still in your debt."

Lancelot frowned.  "Then you had no difficulty in getting published?"
he asked.

"I don't say that.  It was bribery and corruption so far as my first
song was concerned.  I tipped a professional to go down and tell
Brahmson he was going to take it up.  You know, of course, well-known
singers get half a guinea from the publisher every time they sing a

"No; do they?" said Lancelot.  "How mean of them."

"Business, my boy.  It pays the publisher to give it them.  Look at the

"But suppose a really fine song was published and the publisher refused
to pay this blood-money?"

"Then I suppose they'd sing some other song, and let that moulder on
the foolish publisher's shelves."

"Great heavens!" said Lancelot, jumping up from the piano in wild
excitement.  "Then a musician's reputation is really at the mercy of a
mercenary crew of singers, who respect neither art nor themselves.  Oh
yes, we are indeed a musical people!"

"Easy there!  Several of 'em are pals of mine, and I'll get them to
take up those ballads of yours as soon as you write 'em."

"Let them go to the devil with their ballads!" roared Lancelot, and
with a sweep of his arm whirled _Good-night and good-bye_ into the air.
Peter picked it up and wrote something on it with a stylographic pen
which he produced from his waistcoat pocket.

"There!" he said, "that'll make you remember it's your own
property--and mine--that you are treating so disrespectfully."

"I beg your pardon, old chap," said Lancelot, rebuked and remorseful.

"Don't mention it," replied Peter.  "And whenever you decide to become
rich and famous--there's your model."

"Never! never! never!" cried Lancelot, when Peter went at ten.  "My
poor Beethoven!  What you must have suffered!  Never mind, I'll play
you your Moonlight sonata."

He touched the keys gently, and his sorrows and his temptations faded
from him.  He glided into Bach, and then into Chopin and Mendelssohn,
and at last drifted into dreamy improvisation, his fingers moving
almost of themselves, his eyes, half closed, seeing only inward visions.

And then, all at once, he awoke with a start, for Beethoven was barking
towards the door, with pricked-up ears and rigid tail.

"Sh!  You little beggar," he murmured, becoming conscious that the hour
was late, and that he himself had been noisy at unbeseeming hours.
"What's the matter with you?"  And, with a sudden thought, he threw
open the door.

It was merely Mary Ann.

Her face--flashed so unexpectedly upon him--had the piquancy of a
vision, but its expression was one of confusion and guilt; there were
tears on her cheeks; in her hand was a bed-room candlestick.

She turned quickly, and began to mount the stairs.  Lancelot put his
hand on her shoulder, and turned her face towards him, and said in an
imperious whisper:

"Now then, what's up?  What are you crying about?"

"I ain't--I mean I'm _not_ crying," said Mary Ann, with a sob in her

"Come, come, don't fib.  What's the matter?"

"I'm not crying; it's only the music," she murmured.

"The music," he echoed, bewildered.

"Yessir.  The music always makes me cry--but you can't call it
crying--it feels so nice."

"Oh, then you've been listening!"

"Yessir."  Her eyes drooped in humiliation.

"But you ought to have been in bed," he said.  "You get little enough
sleep as it is."

"It's better than sleep," she answered.

The simple phrase vibrated through him like a beautiful minor chord.
He smoothed her hair tenderly.

"Poor child!" he said.

There was an instant's silence.  It was past midnight, and the house
was painfully still.  They stood upon the dusky landing, across which a
bar of light streamed from his half-open door, and only Beethoven's
eyes were upon them.  But Lancelot felt no impulse to fondle her; only
just to lay his hand on her hair, as in benediction and pity.

"So you liked what I was playing," he said, not without a pang of
personal pleasure.

"Yessir; I never heard you play that before."

"So you often listen!"

"I can hear you, even in the kitchen.  Oh, it's just lovely!  I don't
care what I have to do then, if it's grates or plates or steps.  The
music goes and goes, and I feel back in the country again, and
standing, as I used to love to stand of an evening, by the stile, under
the big elm, and watch how the sunset did redden the white birches, and
fade in the water.  Oh, it was so nice in the springtime, with the
hawthorn that grew on the other bank, and the bluebells----"

The pretty face was full of dreamy tenderness, the eyes lit up
witchingly.  She pulled herself up suddenly, and stole a shy glance at
her auditor.

"Yes, yes, go on," he said; "tell me all you feel about the music."

"And there's one song you sometimes play that makes me feel floating on
and on like a great white swan."

She hummed a few bars of the _Gondel-Lied_--flawlessly.

"Dear me! you have an ear!" he said, pinching it.  "And how did you
like what I was playing just now?" he went on, growing curious to know
how his own improvisations struck her.

"Oh, I liked it so much," she whispered enthusiastically, "because it
reminded me of my favourite one--every moment I did think--I
thought--you were going to come into that."

The whimsical sparkle leapt into his eyes.

"And I thought I was so original," he murmured.

"But what I liked best," she began, then checked herself, as if
suddenly remembering she had never made a spontaneous remark before,
and lacking courage to establish a precedent.

"Yes--what you liked best?" he said encouragingly.

"That song you sang this afternoon," she said shyly.

"What song?  I sang no song," he said, puzzled for a moment.

"Oh yes!  That one about--

  'Kiss me, dear love, good-night.'

I was going upstairs, but it made me stop just here--and cry."

He made his comic grimace.

"So it was you Beethoven was barking at!  And I thought he had an ear!
And I thought you had an ear!  But no!  You're both Philistines, after
all.  Heigho!"

She looked sad.  "Oughtn't I to ha' liked it?" she asked anxiously.

"Oh yes," he said reassuringly, "it's very popular.  No drawing-room is
without it."

She detected the ironic ring in his voice.  "It wasn't so much the
music," she began apologetically.

"Now--now you're going to spoil yourself," he said.  "Be natural."

"But it wasn't," she protested.  "It was the words----"

"That's worse," he murmured below his breath.

"They reminded me of my mother as she laid dying."

"Ah!" said Lancelot.

"Yes, sir, mother was a long time dying--it was when I was a little
girl, and I used to nurse her--I fancy it was our little Sally's death
that killed her; she took to her bed after the funeral, and never left
it till she went to her own," said Mary Ann, with unconscious
flippancy.  "She used to look up to the ceiling and say that she was
going to little Sally, and I remember I was such a silly then, I
brought mother flowers and apples and bits of cake to take to Sally
with my love.  I put them on her pillow, but the flowers faded and the
cake got mouldy--mother was such a long time dying--and at last I ate
the apples myself, I was so tired of waiting.  Wasn't I silly?"  And
Mary Ann laughed a little laugh with tears in it.  Then growing grave
again, she added: "And at last, when mother was really on the point of
death, she forgot all about little Sally, and said she was going to
meet Tom.  And I remember thinking she was going to America.  I didn't
know people talk nonsense before they die."

"They do--a great deal of it, unfortunately," said Lancelot lightly,
trying to disguise from himself that his eyes were moist.  He seemed to
realise now what she was--a child; a child who, simpler than most
children to start with, had grown only in body, whose soul had been
stunted by uncounted years of dull and monotonous drudgery.  The blood
burnt in his veins as he thought of the cruelty of circumstance and the
heartless honesty of her mistress.  He made up his mind for the second
time to give Mrs. Leadbatter a piece of his mind in the morning.

"Well, go to bed now, my poor child," he said, "or you'll get no rest
at all."


She went obediently up a couple of stairs, then turned her head
appealingly towards him.  The tears still glimmered on her eyelashes.
For an instant he thought she was expecting her kiss, but she only
wanted to explain anxiously once again, "That was why I liked that
song, 'Kiss me, good-night, dear love.'  It was what my mother----"

"Yes, yes, I understand," he broke in, half amused, though somehow the
words did not seem so full of maudlin pathos to him now.  "And
there----"--he drew her head towards him--"Kiss _me_, good-night----"

He did not complete the quotation; indeed, her lips were already drawn
too close to his.  But, ere he released her, the long-repressed thought
had found expression.

"You don't kiss anybody but me?" he said half playfully.

"Oh no, sir," said Mary Ann earnestly.

"What!" more lightly still.  "Haven't you got half a dozen young men?"

Mary Ann shook her head, more regretfully than resentfully.  "I told
you I never go out--except for little errands."

She had told him, but his attention had been so concentrated on the
ungrammatical form in which she had conveyed the information, that the
fact itself had made no impression.  Now his anger against Mrs.
Leadbatter dwindled.  After all, she was wise in not giving Mary Ann
the run of the London streets.

"But"--he hesitated.  "How about the--the milkman--and the--the other

"Please, sir," said Mary Ann, "I don't like them."

After that no man could help expressing his sense of her good taste.

"Then you won't kiss anybody but me," he said, as he let her go for the
last time.  He had a Quixotic sub-consciousness that he was saving her
from his kind by making her promise formally.

"How could I, Mr. Lancelot?"  And the brimming eyes shone with soft
light.  "I never shall--never."

It sounded like a troth.

He went back to the room and shut the door, but could not shut out her
image.  The picture she had unwittingly supplied of herself took
possession of his imagination: he saw her almost as a dream-figure--the
virginal figure he knew--standing by the stream in the sunset, amid the
elms and silver birches, with daisies in her hands and bluebells at her
feet, inhaling the delicate scent that wafted from the white hawthorn
bushes, and watching the water glide along till it seemed gradually to
wash away the fading colours of the sunset that glorified it.  And as
he dwelt on the vision he felt harmonies and phrases stirring and
singing in his brain, like a choir of awakened birds.  Quickly he
seized paper and wrote down the theme that flowed out at the point of
his pen--a reverie full of the haunting magic of quiet waters and
woodland sunsets and the gracious innocence of maidenhood.  When it was
done he felt he must give it a distinctive name.  He cast about for
one, pondering and rejecting titles innumerable.  Countless lines of
poetry ran through his head, from which he sought to pick a word or two
as one plucks a violet from a posy.  At last a half-tender,
half-whimsical look came into his face, and picking his pen out of his
hair, he wrote merely--"Marianne."

It was only natural that Mary Ann should be unable to maintain
herself--or be maintained--at this idyllic level.  But her fall was
aggravated by two circumstances, neither of which had any particular
business to occur.  The first was an intimation from the misogamist
German Professor that he had persuaded another of his old pupils to
include a prize symphony by Lancelot in the programme of a Crystal
Palace Concert.  This was of itself sufficient to turn Lancelot's head
away from all but thoughts of Fame, even if Mary Ann had not been
luckless enough to be again discovered cleaning the steps--and without
gloves.  Against such a spectacle the veriest idealist is powerless.
If Mary Ann did not immediately revert to the category of quadrupeds in
which she had started, it was only because of Lancelot's supplementary
knowledge of the creature.  But as he passed her by, solicitous as
before not to tread upon her, he felt as if all the cold water in her
pail were pouring down the back of his neck.

Nevertheless, the effect of both these turns of fortune was transient.
The symphony was duly performed, and dismissed in the papers as
promising, if over-ambitious; the only tangible result was a suggestion
from the popular composer, who was a member of his club, that Lancelot
should collaborate with him in a comic opera, for the production of
which he had facilities.  The composer confessed he had a fluent gift
of tune, but had no liking for the drudgery of orchestration, and as
Lancelot was well up in these tedious technicalities, the two might
strike a partnership to mutual advantage.

Lancelot felt insulted, but retained enough mastery of himself to reply
that he would think it over.  As he gave no signs of life or thought,
the popular composer then wrote to him at length on the subject,
offering him fifty pounds for the job, half of it on account.  Lancelot
was in sore straits when he got the letter, for his stock of money was
dwindling to vanishing point, and he dallied with the temptation
sufficiently to take the letter home with him.  But his spirit was not
yet broken, and the letter, crumpled like a rag, was picked up by Mary
Ann and straightened out, and carefully placed upon the mantel-shelf.

Time did something of a similar service for Mary Ann herself, picking
her up from the crumpled attitude in which Lancelot had detected her on
the doorstep, straightening her out again, and replacing her upon her
semi-poetic pedestal.  But, as with the cream-laid notepaper, the
wrinklings could not be effaced entirely; which was more serious for
Mary Ann.

Not that Mary Ann was conscious of these diverse humours in Lancelot.
Unconscious of changes in herself, she could not conceive herself
related to his variations of mood; still less did she realise the
inward struggle of which she was the cause.  She was vaguely aware that
he had external worries, for all his grandeur, and if he was by turns
brusque, affectionate, indifferent, playful, brutal, charming, callous,
demonstrative, she no more connected herself with these vicissitudes
than with the caprices of the weather.  If her sun smiled once a day it
was enough.  How should she know that his indifference was often a
victory over himself, as his amativeness was a defeat?

If any excuse could be found for Lancelot, it would be that which he
administered to his conscience morning and evening like a soothing
syrup.  His position was grown so desperate that Mary Ann almost stood
between him and suicide.  Continued disappointment made his soul sick;
his proud heart fed on itself.  He would bite his lips till the blood
came, vowing never to give in.  And not only would he not move an inch
from his ideal, he would rather die than gratify Peter by falling back
on him; he would never even accept that cheque which was virtually his

It was wonderful how, in his stoniest moments, the sight of Mary Ann's
candid face, eloquent with dumb devotion, softened and melted him.  He
would take her gloved hand and press it silently.  And Mary Ann never
knew one iota of his inmost thought!  He could not bring himself to
that; indeed, she never for a moment appeared to him in the light of an
intelligent being; at her best she was a sweet, simple, loving child.
And he scarce spoke to her at all now--theirs was a silent
communion--he had no heart to converse with her as he had done.  The
piano, too, was almost silent; the canary sang less and less, though
spring was coming, and glints of sunshine stole between the wires of
its cage; even Beethoven sometimes failed to bark when there was a
knock at the street door.

And at last there came a day when--for the first time in his
life--Lancelot inspected his wardrobe, and hunted together his odds and
ends of jewelry.  From this significant task he was aroused by hearing
Mrs. Leadbatter coughing in his sitting-room.

He went in with an interrogative look.

"Oh, my chest!" said Mrs. Leadbatter, patting it.  "It's no use my
denyin' of it, sir, I'm done up.  It's as much as I can do to crawl up
to the top to bed.  I'm thinkin' I shall have to make up a bed in the
kitchen.  It only shows 'ow right I was to send for my Rosie, though
quite the lady, and where will you find a nattier nursemaid in all

"Nowhere," assented Lancelot automatically.

"Oh, I didn't know you'd noticed her running in to see 'er pore old
mother of a Sunday arternoon," said Mrs. Leadbatter, highly gratified.
"Well, sir, I won't say anything about the hextry gas, though a poor
widder and sevenpence hextry on the thousand, but I'm thinkin' if you
would give my Rosie a lesson once a week on that there pianner, it
would be a kind of set-off, for you know, sir, the policeman tells me
your winder is a landmark to 'im on the foggiest nights."

Lancelot flushed, then wrinkled his brows.  This was a new idea
altogether.  Mrs. Leadbatter stood waiting for his reply, with a
deferential smile tempered by asthmatic contortions.

"But have you got a piano of your own?"

"Oh no, sir," cried Mrs. Leadbatter almost reproachfully.

"Well; but how is your Rosie to practise?  One lesson a week is of very
little use anyway, but unless she practises a good deal it'll only be a
waste of time."

"Ah, you don't know my Rosie," said Mrs. Leadbatter, shaking her head
with sceptical pride.  "You mustn't judge by other gels--the way that
gel picks up things is--well, I'll just tell you what 'er
school-teacher, Miss Whiteman, said.  She says----"

"My good lady," interrupted Lancelot, "I practised six hours a day

"Yes, but it don't come so natural to a man," said Mrs. Leadbatter,
unshaken.  "And it don't look natural neither to see a man playin' the
pianner--it's like seein' him knittin'."

But Lancelot was knitting his brows in a way that was exceedingly
natural.  "I may as well tell you at once that what you propose is
impossible.  First of all, because I am doubtful whether I shall remain
in these rooms; and secondly, because I am giving up the piano
immediately.  I only have it on hire, and I--I----"  He felt himself

"Oh, what a pity!" interrupted Mrs. Leadbatter.  "You might as well let
me go on payin' the hinstalments, instead of lettin' all you've paid go
for nothing.  Rosie ain't got much time, but I could allow 'er a 'our a
day if it was my own pianner."

Lancelot explained "hire" did not mean the "hire system."  But the idea
of acquiring the piano having once fired Mrs. Leadbatter's brain, could
not be extinguished.  The unexpected conclusion arrived at was that she
was to purchase the piano on the hire system, allowing it to stand in
Lancelot's room, and that five shillings a week should be taken off his
rent in return for six lessons of an hour each, one of the hours
counterbalancing the gas grievance.  Reviewing the bargain, when Mrs.
Leadbatter was gone, Lancelot did not think it at all bad for him.
"Use of the piano.  Gas," he murmured, with a pathetic smile, recalling
the advertisements he had read before lighting on Mrs. Leadbatter's.
"And five shillings a week--it's a considerable relief!  There's no
loss of dignity either--for nobody will know.  But I wonder what the
governor would have said!"

The thought shook him with silent laughter; a spectator might have
fancied he was sobbing.

But, after the lessons began, it might almost be said it was only when
a spectator was present that he was not sobbing.  For Rosie, who was an
awkward, ungraceful young person, proved to be the dullest and most
butter-fingered pupil ever invented for the torture of teachers; at
least, so Lancelot thought, but then he had never had any other pupils,
and was not patient.  It must be admitted, though, that Rosie giggled
perpetually, apparently finding endless humour in her own mistakes.
But the climax of the horror was the attendance of Mrs. Leadbatter at
the lessons, for, to Lancelot's consternation, she took it for granted
that her presence was part of the contract.  She marched into the room
in her best cap, and sat, smiling, in the easy-chair, wheezing
complacently and beating time with her foot.  Occasionally she would
supplement Lancelot's critical observations.

"It ain't as I fears to trust 'er with you, sir," she also remarked
about three times a week, "for I knows, sir, you're a gentleman.  But
it's the neighbours; they never can mind their own business.  I told
'em you was going to give my Rosie lessons, and you know, sir, that
they _will_ talk of what don't concern 'em.  And, after all, sir, it's
an hour, and an hour is sixty minutes, ain't it, sir?"

And Lancelot, groaning inwardly, and unable to deny this chronometry,
felt that an ironic Providence was punishing him for his attentions to
Mary Ann.

And yet he only felt more tenderly towards Mary Ann.  Contrasted with
these two vulgar females, whom he came to conceive as her oppressors,
sitting in gauds and finery, and taking lessons which had better
befitted their Cinderella--the figure of Mary Ann definitely reassumed
some of its antediluvian poetry, if we may apply the adjective to that
catastrophic washing of the steps.  And Mary Ann herself had grown
gloomier--once or twice he thought she had been crying, though he was
too numbed and apathetic to ask, and was incapable of suspecting that
Rosie had anything to do with her tears.  He hardly noticed that Rosie
had taken to feeding the canary; the question of how he should feed
himself was becoming every day more and more menacing.  He saw
starvation slowly closing in upon him like the walls of a
torture-chamber.  He had grown quite familiar with the pawnshop now,
though he still slipped in as though his goods were stolen.

And at last there came a moment when Lancelot felt he could bear it no
longer.  And then he suddenly saw daylight.  Why should he teach only
Rosie?  Nay, why should he teach Rosie at all?  If he _was_ reduced to
giving lessons--and after all it was no degradation to do so, no
abandonment of his artistic ideal, rather a solution of the difficulty
so simple that he wondered it had not occurred to him before--why
should he give them at so wretched a price?  He would get another
pupil, other pupils, who would enable him to dispense with the few
shillings he made by Rosie.  He would not ask anybody to recommend him
pupils--there was no need for his acquaintances to know, and if he
asked Peter, Peter would probably play him some philanthropic trick.
No, he would advertise.

After he had spent his last gold breast-pin in advertisements, he
realised that to get piano-forte pupils in London was as easy as to get
songs published.  By the time he had quite realised it, it was May, and
then he sat down to realise his future.

The future was sublimely simple--as simple as his wardrobe had grown.
All his clothes were on his back.  In a week or two he would be on the
streets; for a poor widow could not be expected to lodge, partially
board (with use of the piano, gas), an absolutely penniless young
gentleman, though he combined the blood of twenty county families with
the genius of a pleiad of tone-poets.

There was only one bright spot in the prospect.  Rosie's lessons would
come to an end.

What he would do when he got on the streets was not so clear as the
rest of this prophetic vision.  He might take to a barrel-organ--but
that would be a cruel waste of his artistic touch.  Perhaps he would
die on a doorstep, like the professor of many languages whose
starvation was recorded in that very morning's paper.

Thus, driven by the saturnine necessity that sneers at our puny
resolutions, Lancelot began to meditate surrender.  For surrender of
some sort must be--either of life or ideal.  After so steadfast and
protracted a struggle--oh, it was cruel, it was terrible; how noble,
how high-minded he had been; and this was how the fates dealt with
him--but at that moment----

"Sw--eêt" went the canary, and filled the room with its rapturous
demi-semi-quavers, its throat swelling, its little body throbbing with
joy of the sunshine.  And then Lancelot remembered--not the joy of the
sunshine, not the joy of life--no, merely Mary Ann.

Noble! high-minded!  No, let Peter think that, let posterity think
that.  But he could not cozen himself thus!  He had fallen--horribly,
vulgarly.  How absurd of him to set himself up as a saint, a martyr, an
idealist!  He could not divide himself into two compartments like that
and pretend that only one counted in his character.  Who was he, to
talk of dying for art?  No, he was but an everyday man.  He wanted Mary
Ann--yes, he might as well admit that to himself now.  It was no use
hum-bugging himself any longer.  Why should he give her up?  She was
his discovery, his treasure-trove, his property.

And if he could stoop to her, why should he not stoop to popular work,
to devilling, to anything that would rid him of these sordid cares?
Bah! away with all pretences?

Was not this shamefaced pawning as vulgar, as wounding to the artist's
soul, as the turning out of tawdry melodies?

Yes, he would escape from Mrs. Leadbatter and her Rosie; he would write
to that popular composer--he had noticed his letter lying on the
mantel-piece the other day--and accept the fifty pounds, and whatever
he did he could do anonymously, so that Peter wouldn't know, after all;
he would escape from this wretched den and take a flat far away,
somewhere where nobody knew him, and there he would sit and work, with
Mary Ann for his housekeeper.  Poor Mary Ann!  How glad she would be
when he told her!  The tears came into his eyes as he thought of her
naïve delight.  He would rescue her from this horrid, monotonous
slavery, and--happy thought--he would have her to give lessons to
instead of Rosie.

Yes, he would refine her; prune away all that reminded him of her wild
growth, so that it might no longer humiliate him to think to what a
companion he had sunk.  How happy they would be!  Of course the world
would censure him if it knew, but the world was stupid and prosaic, and
measured all things by its coarse rule of thumb.  It was the best thing
that could happen to Mary Ann--the best thing in the world.  And then
the world _wouldn't_ know.

"Sw--eêt," went the canary.  "Sw--eêt."

This time the joy of the bird penetrated to his own soul--the joy of
life, the joy of the sunshine.  He rang the bell violently, as though
he were sounding a clarion of defiance, the trumpet of youth.

Mary Ann knocked at the door, came in, and began to draw on her gloves.

He was in a mad mood--the incongruity struck him so that he burst out
into a roar of laughter.

Mary Ann paused, flushed, and bit her lip.  The touch of resentment he
had never noted before gave her a novel charm, spicing her simplicity.

He came over to her and took her half-bare hands.  No, they were not so
terrible, after all.  Perhaps she had awakened to her iniquities, and
had been trying to wash them white.  His last hesitation as to her
worthiness to live with him vanished.

"Mary Ann," he said, "I'm going to leave these rooms."

The flush deepened, but the anger faded.  She was a child again--her
big eyes full of tears.  He felt her hands tremble in his.

"Mary Ann," he went on, "how would you like me to take you with me?"

"Do you mean it, sir?" she asked eagerly.

"Yes, dear."  It was the first time he had used the word.  The blood
throbbed madly in her ears.  "If you will come with me--and be my
little housekeeper--we will go away to some nice spot, and be quite
alone together--in the country if you like, amid the foxglove and the
meadowsweet, or by the green waters, where you shall stand in the
sunset and dream; and I will teach you music and the piano"--her eyes
dilated--"and you shall not do any of this wretched nasty work any
more.  What do you say?"

"Sw--eêt, sw--eêt," said the canary in thrilling jubilation.

Her happiness was choking her--she could not speak.

"And we will take the canary, too--unless I say good-bye to you as

"Oh no, you mustn't leave us here!"

"And then," he said slowly, "it will not be good-bye--nor good-night.
Do you understand?"

"Yes, yes," she breathed, and her face shone.

"But think, think, Mary Ann," he said, a sudden pang of compunction
shooting through his breast.  He released her hands.  "_Do_ you

"I understand--I shall be with you, always."

He replied uneasily: "I shall look after you--always."

"Yes, yes," she breathed.  Her bosom heaved.  "Always."

Then his very first impression of her as "a sort of white Topsy"
recurred to him suddenly and flashed into speech.

"Mary Ann, I don't believe you know how you came into the world.  I
dare say you 'specs you growed.'"

"No, sir," said Mary Ann gravely; "God made me."

That shook him strangely for a moment.  But the canary sang on:

"Sw-eêt.  Sw-w-w-w-w-eêt."


And so it was settled.  He wrote the long-delayed answer to the popular
composer, found him still willing to give out his orchestration, and they
met by appointment at the club.

"I've got hold of a splendid book," said the popular composer.  "Awfully
clever; jolly original.  Bound to go--from the French, you know.  Haven't
had time to set to work on it--old engagement to run over to Monte Carlo
for a few days--but I'll leave you the book; you might care to look over
it.  And--I say--if any catchy tunes suggest themselves as you go along,
you might just jot them down, you know.  Not worth while losing an idea;
eh, my boy!  Ha! ha! ha!  Well, good-bye.  See you again when I come
back; don't suppose I shall be away more than a month.  Good-bye!"  And,
having shaken Lancelot's hand with tremendous cordiality, the popular
composer rushed downstairs and into a hansom.

Lancelot walked home with the libretto and the five five-pound notes.  He
asked for Mrs. Leadbatter, and gave her a week's notice.  He wanted to
drop Rosie immediately, on the plea of pressure of work, but her mother
received the suggestion with ill-grace, and said that Rosie should come
up and practise on her own piano all the same, so he yielded to the
complexities of the situation, and found hope a wonderful sweetener of
suffering.  Despite Rosie and her giggling, and Mrs. Leadbatter and her
best cap and her asthma, the week went by almost cheerfully.  He worked
regularly at the comic opera, nearly as happy as the canary which sang
all day long, and, though scarcely a word more passed between him and
Mary Ann, their eyes met ever and anon in the consciousness of a sweet

It was already Friday afternoon.  He gathered together his few personal
belongings--his books, his manuscripts, _opera_ innumerable.  There was
room in his portmanteau for everything--now he had no clothes.  On the
Monday the long nightmare would be over.  He would go down to some
obscure seaside nook and live very quietly for a few weeks, and gain
strength and calm in the soft spring airs, and watch hand-in-hand with
Mary Ann the rippling scarlet trail of the setting sun fade across the
green waters.  Life, no doubt, would be hard enough still.  Struggles and
trials enough were yet before him, but he would not think of that
now--enough that for a month or two there would be bread and cheese and
kisses.  And then, in the midst of a tender reverie, with his hand on the
lid of his portmanteau, he was awakened by ominous sounds of objurgation
from the kitchen.

His heart stood still.  He went down a few stairs and listened.

"Not another stroke of work do you do in my house, Mary Ann!"  Then there
was silence, save for the thumping of his own heart.  What had happened?

He heard Mrs. Leadbatter mounting the kitchen stairs, wheezing and
grumbling: "Well, of all the sly little things!"

Mary Ann had been discovered.  His blood ran cold at the thought.  The
silly creature had been unable to keep the secret.

"Not a word about 'im all this time.  Oh, the sly little thing.  Who
would hever a-believed it?"

And then, in the intervals of Mrs. Leadbatter's groanings, there came to
him the unmistakable sound of Mary Ann sobbing--violently, hysterically.
He turned from cold to hot in a fever of shame and humiliation.  How had
it all come about?  Oh yes, he could guess.  The gloves!  What a fool he
had been!  Mrs. Leadbatter had unearthed the box.  Why did he give her
more than the pair that could always be kept hidden in her pocket?  Yes,
it was the gloves.  And then there was the canary.  Mrs. Leadbatter had
suspected he was leaving her for a reason.  She had put two and two
together, she had questioned Mary Ann, and the ingenuous little idiot had
naïvely told her he was going to take her with him.  It didn't really
matter, of course; he didn't suppose Mrs. Leadbatter could exercise any
control over Mary Ann, but it was horrible to be discussed by her and
Rosie; and then there was that meddlesome vicar, who might step in and
make things nasty.

Mrs. Leadbatter's steps and wheezes and grumblings had arrived in the
passage, and Lancelot hastily stole back into his room, his heart
continuing to flutter painfully.

He heard the complex noises reach his landing, pass by, and move up
higher.  She wasn't coming in to him, then.  He could endure the suspense
no longer; he threw open his door and said, "Is there anything the

Mrs. Leadbatter paused and turned her head.

"His there anything the matter!" she echoed, looking down upon him.  "A
nice thing when a woman's troubled with hastmer, and brought 'ome 'er
daughter to take 'er place, that she should 'ave to start 'untin' afresh!"

"Why, is Rosie going away?" he said, immeasurably relieved.

"My Rosie!  She's the best girl breathing.  It's that there Mary Ann!"

"Wh-a-t!" he stammered.  "Mary Ann leaving you?"

"Well, you don't suppose," replied Mrs. Leadbatter angrily, "as I can
keep a gel in my kitchen as is a-goin' to 'ave 'er own nors-end-kerridge!"

"Her own horse and carriage!" repeated Lancelot, utterly dazed.  "What
ever are you talking about?"

"Well--there's the letter!" exclaimed Mrs. Leadbatter indignantly.  "See
for yourself if you don't believe me.  I don't know how much two and a
'arf million dollars is--but it sounds unkimmonly like a
nors-end-kerridge--and never said a word about 'im the whole time, the
sly little thing!"

The universe seemed oscillating so that he grasped at the letter like a
drunken man.  It was from the vicar.  He wrote:

"I have much pleasure in informing you that our dear Mary Ann is the
fortunate inheritress of two and a half million dollars by the death of
her brother Tom, who, as I learn from the lawyers who have applied to me
for news of the family, has just died in America, leaving his money to
his surviving relatives.  He was rather a wild young man, but it seems he
became the lucky possessor of some petroleum wells, which made him
wealthy in a few months.  I pray God Mary Ann may make a better use of
the money than he would have done, I want you to break the news to her,
please, and to prepare her for my visit.  As I have to preach on Sunday,
I cannot come to town before, but on Monday (D.V.) I shall run up and
shall probably take her back with me, as I desire to help her through the
difficulties that will attend her entry into the new life.  How pleased
you will be to think of the care you took of the dear child during these
last five years.  I hope she is well and happy.  I think you omitted to
write to me last Christmas on the subject.  Please give her my kindest
regards and best wishes, and say I shall be with her (D.V.) on Monday."

The words swam uncertainly before Lancelot's eyes, but he got through
them all at last.  He felt chilled and numbed.  He averted his face as he
handed the letter back to Mary Ann's "missus."

"What a fortunate girl!" he said in a low, stony voice.

"Fortunate ain't the word for it.  The mean, sly little cat.  Fancy never
telling me a word about 'er brother all these years--me as 'as fed her,
and clothed her, and lodged her, and kepper out of all mischief, as if
she'd bin my own daughter, never let her go out Bankhollidayin' in loose
company--as you can bear witness yourself, sir--and eddicated 'er out of
'er country talk and rough ways, and made 'er the smart young woman she
is, fit to wait on the most troublesome of gentlemen.  And now she'll go
away and say I used 'er 'arsh, and overworked 'er, and Lord knows what,
don't tell me.  Oh, my poor chest!"

"I think you may make your mind quite easy," said Lancelot grimly.  "I'm
sure Mary Ann is perfectly satisfied with your treatment."

"But she ain't--there, listen! don't you hear her going on?"  Poor Mary
Ann's sobs were still audible, though exhaustion was making them momently
weaker.  "She's been going on like that ever since I broke the news to
'er and gave her a piece of my mind--the sly little cat!  She wanted to
go on scrubbing the kitchen, and I had to take the brush away by main
force.  A nice thing, indeed!  A gel as can keep a nors-end-kerridge down
on the cold kitchen stones!  'Twasn't likely I could allow that.  'No,
Mary Ann,' says I firmly, 'you're a lady, and if you don't know what's
proper for a lady, you'd best listen to them as does.  You go and buy
yourself a dress and a jacket to be ready for that vicar, who's been a
real good kind friend to you.  He's coming to take you away on Monday, he
is, and how will you look in that dirty print?  Here's a suvrin,' says I,
'out of my 'ard-earned savin's--and get a pair o' boots, too; you can git
a sweet pair for 2s. 11d. at Rackstraw's afore the sale closes,' and with
that I shoves the suvrin into 'er hand instead o' the scrubbin' brush,
and what does she do?  Why, busts out a-cryin', and sits on the damp
stones, and sobs, and sulks, and stares at the suvrin in her hand as if
I'd told her of a funeral instead of a fortune!" concluded Mrs.
Leadbatter alliteratively.

"But you did--her brother's death," said Lancelot.  "That's what she's
crying about."

Mrs. Leadbatter was taken aback by this obverse view of the situation;
but, recovering herself, she shook her head.  "_I_ wouldn't cry for no
brother that lef me to starve when he was rollin' in two and a 'arf
million dollars," she said sceptically.  "And I'm sure my Rosie wouldn't.
But she never 'ad nobody to leave her money, poor dear child, except me,
please Gaud.  It's only the fools as 'as the luck in _this_ world."  And
having thus relieved her bosom, she resumed her panting progress upwards.

The last words rang on in Lancelot's ears long after he had returned to
his room.  In the utter breakdown and confusion of his plans and his
ideas it was the one definite thought he clung to, as a swimmer in a
whirlpool clings to a rock.  His brain refused to concentrate itself on
any other aspect of the situation--he could not, would not, dared not,
think of anything else.  He knew vaguely he ought to rejoice with her
over her wonderful stroke of luck, that savoured of the fairy-story, but
everything was swamped by that one almost resentful reflection.  Oh, the
irony of fate!  Blind fate showering torrents of gold upon this foolish,
babyish household drudge, who was all emotion and animal devotion,
without the intellectual outlook of a Hottentot, and leaving men of
genius to starve, or sell their souls for a handful of it!  How was the
wisdom of the ages justified!  Verily did fortune favour fools.  And
Tom--the wicked--he had flourished as the wicked always do, like the
green bay tree, as the Psalmist discovered ever so many centuries ago.

But gradually the wave of bitterness waned.  He found himself listening
placidly and attentively to the joyous trills and roulades of the canary,
till the light faded and the grey dusk crept into the room and stilled
the tiny winged lover of the sunshine.  Then Beethoven came and rubbed
himself against his master's leg, and Lancelot got up as one wakes from a
dream, and stretched his cramped limbs dazedly, and rang the bell
mechanically for tea.  He was groping on the mantel-piece for the matches
when the knock at the door came, and he did not turn round till he had
found them.  He struck a light, expecting to see Mrs. Leadbatter or
Rosie.  He started to find it was merely Mary Ann.

But she was no longer merely Mary Ann, he remembered with another shock.
She loomed large to him in the match-light--he seemed to see her through
a golden haze.  Tumultuous images of her glorified gilded future rose and
mingled dizzily in his brain.

And yet, was he dreaming?  Surely it was the same Mary Ann, with the same
winsome face and the same large pathetic eyes, ringed though they were
with the shadow of tears.  Mary Ann, in her neat white cap--yes--and in
her tan kid gloves.  He rubbed his eyes.  Was he really awake?  Or--a
thought still more dizzying--had he been dreaming?  Had he fallen asleep
and reinless fancy had played him the fantastic trick, from which,
cramped and dazed, he had just awakened to the old sweet reality.

"Mary Ann," he cried wildly.  The lighted match fell from his fingers and
burnt itself out unheeded on the carpet.


"Is it true"--his emotion choked him--"is it true you've come into two
and a half million dollars?"

"Yessir, and I've brought you some tea."

The room was dark, but darkness seemed to fall on it as she spoke.

"But why are you waiting on me, then?" he said slowly.  "Don't you know
that you--that you----"

"Please, Mr. Lancelot, I wanted to come in and see you."  He felt himself

"But Mrs. Leadbatter told me she wouldn't let you do any more work."

"I told missus that I must; I told her she couldn't get another girl
before Monday, if then, and if she didn't let me I wouldn't buy a new
dress and a pair of boots with her sovereign--it isn't suvrin, is it,

"No," murmured Lancelot, smiling in spite of himself.

"With her sovereign.  And I said I would be all dirty on Monday."

"But what can you get for a sovereign?" he asked irrelevantly.  He felt
his mind wandering away from him.

"Oh, ever such a pretty dress!"

The picture of Mary Ann in a pretty dress painted itself upon the
darkness.  How lovely the child would look in some creamy white evening
dress with a rose in her hair.  He wondered that in all his thoughts of
their future he had never dressed her up thus in fancy, to feast his eyes
on the vision.

"And so the vicar will find you in a pretty dress," he said at last.

"No, sir."

"But you promised Mrs. Leadbatter to----"

"I promised to buy a dress with her sovereign.  But I shan't be here when
the vicar comes.  He can't come till the afternoon."

"Why, where will you be?" he said, his heart beginning to beat fast.

"With you," she replied, with a faint accent of surprise.

He steadied himself against the mantel-piece.

"But----" he began, and ended, "is that honest?"

He dimly descried her lips pouting.  "We can always send her another when
we have one," she said.

He stood there, dumb, glad of the darkness.

"I must go down now," she said.  "I mustn't stay long."

"Why?" he articulated.

"Rosie," she replied briefly.

"What about Rosie?"

"She watches me--ever since she came.  Don't you understand?"

This time he was the dullard.  He felt an extra quiver of repugnance for
Rosie, but said nothing, while Mary Ann briskly lit the gas and threw
some coals on the decaying fire.  He was pleased she was going down; he
was suffocating; he did not know what to say to her.  And yet, as she was
disappearing through the doorway, he had a sudden feeling things couldn't
be allowed to remain an instant in this impossible position.

"Mary Ann," he cried.


She turned back--her face wore merely the expectant expression of a
summoned servant.  The childishness of her behaviour confused him,
irritated him.

"Are you foolish?" he cried suddenly; half regretting the phrase the
instant he had uttered it.

Her lip twitched.

"No, Mr. Lancelot!" she faltered.

"But you talk as if you were," he said less roughly.  "You mustn't run
away from the vicar just when he is going to take you to the lawyer's to
certify who you are, and see that you get your money."

"But I don't want to go with the vicar--I want to go with you.  You said
you would take me with you."  She was almost in tears now.

"Yes--but don't you--don't you understand that--that," he stammered;
then, temporising, "But I can wait."

"Can't the vicar wait?" said Mary Ann.  He had never known her show such

He saw that it was hopeless--that the money had made no more dint upon
her consciousness than some vague dream, that her whole being was set
towards the new life with him, and shrank in horror from the menace of
the vicar's withdrawal of her in the opposite direction.  If joy and
redemption had not already lain in the one quarter, the advantages of the
other might have been more palpably alluring.  As it was, her
consciousness was "full up" in the matter, so to speak.  He saw that he
must tell her plain and plump, startle her out of her simple confidence.

"Listen to me, Mary Ann."


"You are a young woman--not a baby.  Strive to grasp what I am going to
tell you."

"Yessir," in a half-sob, that vibrated with the obstinate resentment of a
child that knows it is to be argued out of its instincts by adult
sophistry.  What had become of her passive personality?

"You are now the owner of two and a half million dollars--that is about
five hundred thousand pounds.  Five--hundred thousand--pounds.  Think of
ten sovereigns--ten golden sovereigns like that Mrs. Leadbatter gave you.
Then ten times as much as that, and ten times as much as all that"--he
spread his arms wider and wider--"and ten times as much as all that, and
then"--here his arms were prematurely horizontal, so he concluded hastily
but impressively--"and then FIFTY times as much as all that.  Do you
understand how rich you are?"

"Yessir."  She was fumbling nervously at her gloves, half drawing them

"Now all this money will last for ever.  For you invest it--if only at
three per cent.--never mind what that is--and then you get fifteen
thousand a year--fifteen thousand golden sovereigns to spend every----"

"Please, sir, I must go now.  Rosie!"

"Oh, but you can't go yet.  I have lots more to tell you."

"Yessir; but can't you ring for me again?"

In the gravity of the crisis, the remark tickled him; he laughed with a
strange ring in his laughter.

"All right; run away, you sly little puss."

He smiled on as he poured out his tea; finding a relief in prolonging his
sense of the humour of the suggestion, but his heart was heavy, and his
brain a whirl.  He did not ring again till he had finished tea.

She came in, and took her gloves out of her pocket.

"No! no!" he cried, strangely exasperated: "An end to this farce!  Put
them away.  You don't need gloves any more."

She squeezed them into her pocket nervously, and began to clear away the
things, with abrupt movements, looking askance every now and then at the
overcast handsome face.

At last he nerved himself to the task and said: "Well, as I was saying,
Mary Ann, the first thing for you to think of is to make sure of all this
money--this fifteen thousand pounds a year.  You see you will be able to
live in a fine manor house--such as the squire lived in in your
village--surrounded by a lovely park with a lake in it for swans and

Mary Ann had paused in her work, slop-basin in hand.  The concrete
details were beginning to take hold of her imagination.

"Oh, but I should like a farm better," she said.  "A large farm with
great pastures and ever so many cows and pigs and outhouses, and a--oh,
just like Atkinson's farm.  And meat every day, with pudding on Sundays!
Oh, if father was alive, wouldn't he be glad!"

"Yes, you can have a farm--anything you like."

"Oh, how lovely!  A piano?"

"Yes--six pianos."

"And you will learn me?"

He shuddered and hesitated.

"Well--I can't say, Mary Ann."

"Why not?  Why won't you?  You said you would!  You learn Rosie."

"I may not be there, you see," he said, trying to put a spice of
playfulness into his tones.

"Oh, but you will," she said feverishly.  "You will take me there.  We
will go there instead of where you said--instead of the green waters."
Her eyes were wild and witching.

He groaned inwardly.

"I cannot promise you now," he said slowly.  "Don't you see that
everything is altered?"

"What's altered?  You are here, and here am I."  Her apprehension made
her almost epigrammatic.

"Ah, but you are quite different now, Mary Ann."

"I'm not--I want to be with you just the same."

He shook his head.  "I can't take you with me," he said decisively.

"Why not?"  She caught hold of his arm entreatingly.

"You are not the same Mary Ann--to other people.  You are a somebody.
Before you were a nobody.  Nobody cared or bothered about you--you were
no more than a dead leaf whirling in the street."

"Yes, you cared and bothered about me," she cried, clinging to him.

Her gratitude cut him like a knife.  "The eyes of the world are on you
now," he said.  "People will talk about you if you go away with me now."

"Why will they talk about me?  What harm shall I do them?"

Her phrases puzzled him.

"I don't know that you will harm them," he said slowly, "but you will
harm yourself."

"How will I harm myself?" she persisted.

"Well, one day you will want a--a husband.  With all that money it is
only right and proper you should marry----"

"No, Mr. Lancelot, I don't want a husband.  I don't want to marry.  I
should never want to go away from you."

There was another painful silence.  He sought refuge in a brusque

"I see you understand _I'm_ not going to marry you."


He felt a slight relief.

"Well, then," he said, more playfully still, "suppose I wanted to go away
from _you_, Mary Ann?"

"But you love me," she said, unaffrighted.

He started back perceptibly.

After a moment, he replied, still playfully, "I never said so."

"No, sir; but--but----"--she lowered her eyes; a coquette could not have
done it more artlessly--"but I--know it."

The accusation of loving her set all his suppressed repugnances and
prejudices bristling in contradiction.  He cursed the weakness that had
got him into this soul-racking situation.  The silence clamoured for him
to speak--to do something.

"What--what were you crying about before?" he said abruptly.

"I--I don't know, sir," she faltered.

"Was it Tom's death?"

"No, sir, not much.  I did think of him blackberrying with me and our
little Sally--but then he was so wicked!  It must have been what missus
said; and I was frightened because the vicar was coming to take me
away--away from you; and then--oh, I don't know--I felt--I couldn't tell
you--I felt I must cry and cry, like that night when----"  She paused
suddenly and looked away.

"When----" he said encouragingly.

"I must go--Rosie," she murmured, and took up the tea-tray.

"That night when----" he repeated tenaciously.

"When you first kissed me," she said.

He blushed.  "That--that made you cry!" he stammered.  "Why?"

"Please, sir, I don't know."

"Mary Ann," he said gravely, "don't you see that when I did that I
was--like your brother Tom?"

"No, sir.  Tom didn't kiss me like that."

"I don't mean that, Mary Ann; I mean I was wicked."

Mary Ann stared at him.

"Don't you think so, Mary Ann?"

"Oh no, sir.  You were very good."

"No, no, Mary Ann.  Don't say good."

"Ever since then I have been so happy," she persisted.

"Oh, that was because you were wicked, too," he explained grimly.  "We
have both been very wicked, Mary Ann; and so we had better part now,
before we get more wicked."

She stared at him plaintively, suspecting a lurking irony, but not sure.

"But you didn't mind being wicked before!" she protested.

"I'm not so sure I mind now.  It's for your sake, Mary Ann, believe me,
my dear."  He took her bare hand kindly, and felt it burning.  "You're a
very simple, foolish little thing--yes, you are.  Don't cry.  There's no
harm in being simple.  Why, you told me yourself how silly you were once
when you brought your dying mother cakes and flowers to take to your dead
little sister.  Well, you're just as foolish and childish now, Mary Ann,
though you don't know it any more than you did then.  After all, you're
only nineteen.  I found it out from the vicar's letter.  But a time will
come--yes, I'll warrant in only a few months' time you'll see how wise I
am and how sensible you have been to be guided by me.  I never wished you
any harm, Mary Ann, believe me, my dear, I never did.  And I hope, I do
hope so much that this money will make you happy.  So, you see, you
mustn't go away with me now.  You don't want everybody to talk of you as
they did of your brother Tom, do you, dear?  Think what the vicar would

But Mary Ann had broken down under the touch of his hand and the
gentleness of his tones.

"I was a dead leaf so long, I don't care!" she sobbed passionately.
"Nobody never bothered to call me wicked then.  Why should I bother now?"

Beneath the mingled emotions her words caused him was a sense of surprise
at her recollection of his metaphor.

"Hush!  You're a silly little child," he repeated sternly.  "Hush! or
Mrs. Leadbatter will hear you."  He went to the door and closed it
tightly.  "Listen, Mary Ann!  Let me tell you once for all, that even if
you were fool enough to be willing to go with me, I wouldn't take you
with me.  It would be doing you a terrible wrong."

She interrupted him quietly,

"Why more now than before?"

He dropped her hand as if stung, and turned away.  He knew he could not
answer that to his own satisfaction, much less to hers.

"You're a silly little baby," he repeated resentfully.  "I think you had
better go down now.  Missus will be wondering."

Mary Ann's sobs grew more spasmodic.  "You are going away without me,"
she cried hysterically.

He went to the door again, as if apprehensive of an eavesdropper.  The
scene was becoming terrible.  The passive personality had developed with
a vengeance.

"Hush, hush!" he cried imperatively.

"You are going away without me.  I shall never see you again."

"Be sensible, Mary Ann.  You will be----"

"You won't take me with you."

"How can I take you with me?" he cried brutally, losing every vestige of
tenderness for this distressful vixen.  "Don't you understand that it's
impossible--unless I marry you?" he concluded contemptuously.

Mary Ann's sobs ceased for a moment.

"Can't you marry me, then?" she said plaintively.

"You know it is impossible," he replied curtly.

"Why is it impossible?" she breathed.

"Because----"  He saw her sobs were on the point of breaking out, and had
not the courage to hear them afresh.  He dared not wound her further by
telling her straight out that, with all her money, she was ridiculously
unfit to bear his name--that it was already a condescension for him to
have offered her his companionship on any terms.

He resolved to temporise again.

"Go downstairs now, there's a good girl; and I'll tell you in the
morning.  I'll think it over.  Go to bed early and have a long, nice
sleep--missus will let you--now.  It isn't Monday yet; we have plenty of
time to talk it over."

She looked up at him with large, appealing eyes, uncertain, but calming

"Do, now, there's a dear."  He stroked her wet cheek soothingly.

"Yessir," and almost instinctively she put up her lips for a good-night
kiss.  He brushed them hastily with his.  She went out softly, drying her
eyes.  His own grew moist--he was touched by the pathos of her implicit
trust.  The soft warmth of her lips still thrilled him.  How sweet and
loving she was!  The little dialogue rang in his brain.

"Can't you marry me, then?"

"You know it is impossible."

"Why is it impossible?"


"Because what?" an audacious voice whispered.  Why should he not?  He
stilled the voice, but it refused to be silent--was obdurate, insistent,
like Mary Ann herself.  "Because--oh, because of a hundred things," he
told it.  "Because she is no fit mate for me--because she would degrade
me, make me ridiculous--an unfortunate fortune-hunter, the butt of the
witlings.  How could I take her about as my wife?  How could she receive
my friends?  For a housekeeper--a good, loving housekeeper--she is
perfection, but for a wife--_my_ wife--the companion of my

"Why is it impossible?" repeated the voice, catching up the cue.  And
then, from that point, the dialogue began afresh.

"Because this, and because that, and because the other--in short, because
I am Lancelot and she is merely Mary Ann."

"But she is not merely Mary Ann any longer," urged the voice.

"Yes, for all her money, she is merely Mary Ann.  And am I to sell myself
for her money--I who have stood out so nobly, so high-mindedly, through
all these years of privation and struggle!  And her money is all in
dollars.  Pah!  I smell the oil.  Struck ile!  Of all things in the
world, her brother should just go and strike ile!"  A great shudder
traversed his form.  "Everything seems to have been arranged out of pure
cussedness, just to spite me.  She would have been happier without the
money, poor child--without the money, but with me.  What will she do with
all her riches?  She will only be wretched--like me."

"Then why not be happy together?"


"Why is it impossible?"

"Because her dollars would stick in my throat--the oil would make me
sick.  And what would Peter say, and my brother (not that I care what
_he_ says), and my acquaintances?"

"What does that matter to you?  While you were a dead leaf nobody
bothered to talk about you; they let you starve--you, with your
genius--now you can let them talk--you, with your heiress.  Five hundred
thousand pounds.  More than you will make with all your operas if you
live a century.  Fifteen thousand a year.  Why, you could have all your
works performed at your own expense, and for your own sole pleasure if
you chose, as the King of Bavaria listened to Wagner's operas.  You could
devote your life to the highest art--nay, is it not a duty you owe to the
world?  Would it not be a crime against the future to draggle your wings
with sordid cares, to sink to lower aims by refusing this heaven-sent

The thought clung to him.  He rose and laid out heaps of muddled
manuscript--_opera disjecta_--and turned their pages.

"Yes--yes--give us life!" they seemed to cry to him.  "We are dead drops
of ink, wake us to life and beauty.  How much longer are we to lie here,
dusty in death?  We have waited so patiently--have pity on us, raise us
up from our silent tomb, and we will fly abroad through the whole earth,
chanting your glory; yea, the world shall be filled to eternity with the
echoes of our music and the splendour of your name."

But he shook his head and sighed, and put them back in their niches, and
placed the comic opera he had begun in the centre of the table.

"There lie the only dollars that will ever come my way," he said aloud.
And, humming the opening bars of a lively polka from the manuscript, he
took up his pen and added a few notes.  Then he paused; the polka would
not come--the other voice was louder.

"It would be a degradation," he repeated, to silence it.  "It would be
merely for her money.  I don't love her."

"Are you so sure of that?"

"If I really loved her I shouldn't refuse to marry her."

"Are you so sure of that?"

"What's the use of all this wire-drawing?--the whole thing is impossible."

"Why is it impossible?"

He shrugged his shoulders impatiently, refusing to be drawn back into the
eddy, and completed the bar of the polka.

Then he threw down his pen, rose and paced the room in desperation.

"Was ever any man in such a dilemma?" he cried aloud.

"Did ever any man get such a chance?" retorted his silent tormentor.

"Yes, but I mustn't seize the chance--it would be mean."

"It would be meaner not to.  You're not thinking of that poor girl--only
of yourself.  To leave her now would be more cowardly than to have left
her when she was merely Mary Ann.  She needs you even more now that she
will be surrounded by sharks and adventurers.  Poor, poor Mary Ann.  It
is you who have the right to protect her now; you were kind to her when
the world forgot her.  You owe it to yourself to continue to be good to

"No, no, I won't humbug myself.  If I married her it would only be for
her money."

"No, no, don't humbug yourself.  You like her.  You care for her very
much.  You are thrilling at this very moment with the remembrance of her
lips to-night.  Think of what life will be with her--life full of all
that is sweet and fair--love and riches, and leisure for the highest art,
and fame and the promise of immortality.  You are irritable, sensitive,
delicately organised; these sordid, carking cares, these wretched
struggles, these perpetual abasements of your highest self--a few more
years of them--they will wreck and ruin you, body and soul.  How many men
of genius have married their housekeepers even--good clumsy, homely
bodies, who have kept their husbands' brain calm and his pillow smooth.
And again, a man of genius is the one man who can marry anybody.  The
world expects him to be eccentric.  And Mary Ann is no coarse city weed,
but a sweet country bud.  How splendid will be her blossoming under the
sun!  Do not fear that she will ever shame you; she will look beautiful,
and men will not ask her to talk.  Nor will you want her to talk.  She
will sit silent in the cosy room where you are working, and every now and
again you will glance up from your work at her and draw inspiration from
her sweet presence.  So pull yourself together, man; your troubles are
over, and life henceforth one long blissful dream.  Come, burn me that
tinkling, inglorious comic opera, and let the whole sordid past mingle
with its ashes."

So strong was the impulse--so alluring the picture--that he took up the
comic opera and walked towards the fire, his fingers itching to throw it
in.  But he sat down again after a moment and went on with his work.  It
was imperative he should make progress with it; he could not afford to
waste his time--which was money--because another person--Mary Ann to
wit--had come into a superfluity of both.  In spite of which the comic
opera refused to advance; somehow he did not feel in the mood for gaiety;
he threw down his pen in despair and disgust.  But the idea of not being
able to work rankled in him.  Every hour seemed suddenly precious--now
that he had resolved to make money in earnest--now that for a year or two
he could have no other aim or interest in life.  Perhaps it was that he
wished to overpower the din of contending thoughts.  Then a happy thought
came to him.  He rummaged out Peter's ballad.  He would write a song on
the model of that, as Peter had recommended--something tawdry and
sentimental, with a cheap accompaniment.  He placed the ballad on the
rest and started going through it to get himself in the vein.  But
to-night the air seemed to breathe an ineffable melancholy, the words--no
longer mawkish--had grown infinitely pathetic:

  "Kiss me, good-night, dear love,
    Dream of the old delight;
  My spirit is summoned above,
    Kiss me, dear love, good-night!"

The hot tears ran down his cheeks, as he touched the keys softly and
lingeringly.  He could go no further than the refrain; he leant his
elbows on the keyboard, and dropped his head upon his arms.  The clashing
notes jarred like a hoarse cry, then vibrated slowly away into a silence
that was broken only by his sobs.  He rose late the next day, after a
sleep that was one prolonged nightmare, full of agonised, abortive
striving after something that always eluded him, he knew not what.  And
when he woke--after a momentary breath of relief at the thought of the
unreality of these vague horrors--he woke to the heavier nightmare of
reality.  Oh, those terrible dollars!

He drew the blind, and saw with a dull acquiescence that the brightness
of the May had fled.  The wind was high--he heard it fly past, moaning.
In the watery sky, the round sun loomed silver-pale and blurred.  To his
fevered eye it looked like a worn dollar.

He turned away shivering, and began to dress.  He opened the door a
little, and pulled in his lace-up boots, which were polished in the
highest style of art.  But when he tried to put one on, his toes stuck
fast in the opening and refused to advance.  Annoyed, he put his hand in,
and drew out a pair of tan gloves, perfectly new.  Astonished, he
inserted his hand again and drew out another pair, then another.
Reddening uncomfortably, for he divined something of the meaning, he
examined the left boot, and drew out three more pairs of gloves, two new
and one slightly soiled.

He sank down, half dressed, on the bed with his head on his breast,
leaving his boots and Mary Ann's gloves scattered about the floor.  He
was angry, humiliated; he felt like laughing, and he felt like sobbing.

At last he roused himself, finished dressing, and rang for breakfast.
Rosie brought it up.

"Hullo!  Where's Mary Ann?" he said lightly.

"She's above work now," said Rosie, with an unamiable laugh.  "You know
about her fortune."

"Yes; but your mother told me she insisted on going about her work till

"So she said yesterday--silly little thing!  But to-day she says she'll
only help mother in the kitchen--and do all the boots of a morning.  She
won't do any more waiting."

"Ah!" said Lancelot, crumbling his toast.

"I don't believe she knows what she wants," concluded Rosie, turning to

"Then I suppose she's in the kitchen now?" he said, pouring out his
coffee down the side of his cup.

"No, she's gone out now, sir."

"Gone out!"  He put down the coffee-pot--his saucer was full.  "Gone out

"Only to buy things.  You know her vicar is coming to take her away the
day after tomorrow, and mother wanted her to look tidy enough to travel
with the vicar; so she gave her a sovereign."

"Ah yes; your mother said something about it."

"And yet she won't answer the bells," said Rosie, "and mother's asthma is
worse, so I don't know whether I shall be able to take my lesson to-day,
Mr. Lancelot.  I'm so sorry, because it's the last."

Rosie probably did not intend the ambiguity of the phrase.  There was
real regret in her voice.

"Do you like learning, then?" said Lancelot, softened, for the first
time, towards his pupil.  His nerves seemed strangely flaccid to-day.  He
did not at all feel the relief he should have felt at foregoing his daily

"Ever so much, sir.  I know I laugh too much, sometimes; but I don't mean
it, sir.  I suppose I couldn't go on with the lessons after you leave
here?"  She looked at him wistfully.

"Well"--he had crumbled the toast all to little pieces now--"I don't
quite know.  Perhaps I shan't go away after all."

Rosie's face lit up.  "Oh, I'll tell mother," she exclaimed joyously.

"No, don't tell her yet; I haven't quite settled.  But if I stay--of
course the lessons can go on as before."

"Oh, I _do_ hope you'll stay," said Rosie, and went out of the room with
airy steps, evidently bent on disregarding his prohibition, if, indeed,
it had penetrated to her consciousness.

Lancelot made no pretence of eating breakfast; he had it removed, and
then fished out his comic opera.  But nothing would flow from his pen; he
went over to the window, and stood thoughtfully drumming on the panes
with it, and gazing at the little drab-coloured street, with its high
roof of mist, along which the faded dollar continued to spin
imperceptibly.  Suddenly he saw Mary Ann turn the corner, and come along
towards the house, carrying a big parcel and a paper bag in her ungloved
hands.  How buoyantly she walked!  He had never before seen her move in
free space, nor realised how much of the grace of a sylvan childhood
remained with her still.  What a pretty colour there was on her cheeks,

He ran down to the street door and opened it before she could knock.  The
colour on her cheeks deepened at the sight of him, but now that she was
near he saw her eyes were swollen with crying.

"Why do you go out without gloves, Mary Ann?" he inquired sternly.
"Remember you're a lady now."

She started and looked down at his boots, then up at his face.

"Oh yes, I found them, Mary Ann.  A nice graceful way of returning me my
presents, Mary Ann.  You might at least have waited till Christmas, then
I should have thought Santa Claus sent them."

"Please, sir, I thought it was the surest way for me to send them back."

"But what made you send them back at all?"

Mary Ann's lip quivered, her eyes were cast down.  "Oh--Mr. Lancelot--you
know," she faltered.

"But I don't know," he said sharply.

"Please let me go downstairs, Mr. Lancelot.  Missus must have heard me
come in."

"You shan't go downstairs till you've told me what's come over you.  Come
upstairs to my room."


She followed him obediently.  He turned round brusquely, "Here, give me
your parcels."  And almost snatching them from her, he carried them
upstairs and deposited them on his table on top of the comic opera.

"Now, then, sit down.  You can take off your hat and jacket."


He helped her to do so.

"Now, Mary Ann, why did you return me those gloves?"

"Please, sir, I remember in our village when--when"--she felt a
diffidence in putting the situation into words, and wound up
quickly--"something told me I ought to."

"I don't understand you," he grumbled, comprehending only too well.  "But
why couldn't you come in and give them to me instead of behaving in that
ridiculous way?"

"I didn't want to see you again," she faltered.

He saw her eyes were welling over with tears.

"You were crying again last night," he said sharply.


"But what did you have to cry about now?  Aren't you the luckiest girl in
the world?"


As she spoke a flood of sunlight poured suddenly into the room; the sun
had broken through the clouds, the worn dollar had become a dazzling
gold-piece.  The canary stirred in its cage.

"Then what were you crying about?"

"I didn't want to be lucky."

"You silly girl--I have no patience with you.  And why didn't you want to
see me again?"

"Please, Mr. Lancelot, I knew you wouldn't like it."

"What ever put that into your head?"

"I knew it, sir," said Mary Ann firmly.  "It came to me when I was
crying.  I was thinking all sorts of things--of my mother and our Sally,
and the old pig that used to get so savage, and about the way the organ
used to play in church, and then all at once somehow I knew it would be
best for me to do what you told me--to buy my dress and go back with the
vicar, and be a good girl, and not bother you, because you were so good
to me, and it was wrong for me to worry you and make you miserable."

"Tw-oo!  Tw-oo!"  It was the canary starting on a preliminary carol.

"So I thought it best," she concluded tremulously, "not to see you again.
It would only be two days, and after that it would be easier.  I could
always be thinking of you just the same, Mr. Lancelot, always.  That
wouldn't annoy you, sir, would it?  Because you know, sir, you wouldn't
know it."

Lancelot was struggling to find a voice.  "But didn't you forget
something you had to do, Mary Ann?" he said in hoarse accents.

She raised her eyes swiftly a moment, then lowered them again.

"I don't know; I didn't mean to," she said apologetically.

"Didn't you forget that I told you to come to me and get my answer to
your question?"

"No, sir, I didn't forget.  That was what I was thinking of all night."

"About your asking me to marry you?"


"And my saying it was impossible?"

"Yessir; and I said, 'Why is it impossible?' and you said, 'Because----'
and then you left off; but please, Mr. Lancelot, I didn't want to know
the answer this morning."

"But I want to tell you.  Why don't you want to know?"

"Because I found out for myself, Mr. Lancelot.  That's what I found out
when I was crying--but there was nothing to find out, sir.  I knew it all
along.  It was silly of me to ask you--but you know I am silly sometimes,
sir, like I was when my mother was dying.  And that was why I made up my
mind not to bother you any more, Mr. Lancelot, I knew you wouldn't like
to tell me straight out."

"And what was the answer you found out?  Ah, you won't speak.  It looks
as if you don't like to tell me straight out.  Come, come, Mary Ann, tell
me why--why--it is impossible."

She looked up at last and said slowly and simply, "Because I am not good
enough for you, Mr. Lancelot."

He put his hands suddenly to his eyes.  He did not see the flood of
sunlight--he did not hear the mad jubilance of the canary.

"No, Mary Ann," his voice was low and trembling.  "I will tell you why it
is impossible.  I didn't know last night, but I know now.  It is
impossible, because--you are right, I don't like to tell you straight

She opened her eyes wide, and stared at him in puzzled expectation.

"Mary Ann"--he bent his head--"it is impossible--because I am not good
enough for you."

Mary Ann grew scarlet.  Then she broke into a little nervous laugh.  "Oh,
Mr. Lancelot, don't make fun of me."

"Believe me, my dear," he said tenderly, raising his head, "I wouldn't
make fun of you for two million million dollars.  It is the truth--the
bare, miserable, wretched truth.  I am not worthy of you, Mary Ann."

"I don't understand you, sir," she faltered.

"Thank Heaven for that!" he said, with the old whimsical look.  "If you
did you would think meanly of me ever after.  Yes, that is why, Mary Ann.
I am a selfish brute--selfish to the last beat of my heart, to the inmost
essence of my every thought.  Beethoven is worth two of me, aren't you,
Beethoven?"  The spaniel, thinking himself called, trotted over.  "He
never calculates--he just comes and licks my hand--don't look at me as if
I were mad, Mary Ann.  You don't understand me--thank Heaven again.  Come
now!  Does it never strike you that if I were to marry you, now, it would
be only for your two and a half million dollars?"

"No, sir," faltered Mary Ann.

"I thought not," he said triumphantly.  "No, you will always remain a
fool, I am afraid, Mary Ann."

She met his contempt with an audacious glance.

"But I know it wouldn't be for that, Mr. Lancelot."

"No, no, of course it wouldn't be, not now.  But it ought to strike you
just the same.  It doesn't make you less a fool, Mary Ann.  There!
There!  I don't mean to be unkind, and, as I think I told you once
before, it's not so very dreadful to be a fool.  A rogue is a worse
thing, Mary Ann.  All I want to do is to open your eyes.  Two and a half
million dollars are an awful lot of money--a terrible lot of money.  Do
you know how long it will be before I make two million dollars, Mary Ann?"

"No, sir."  She looked at him wonderingly.

"Two million years.  Yes, my child, I can tell you now.  You thought I
was rich and grand, I know, but all the while I was nearly a beggar.
Perhaps you thought I was playing the piano--yes, and teaching Rosie--for
my amusement; perhaps you thought I sat up writing half the night out
of--sleeplessness," he smiled at the phrase, "or a wanton desire to burn
Mrs. Leadbatter's gas.  No, Mary Ann, I have to get my own living by hard
work--by good work if I can, by bad work if I must--but always by hard
work.  While you will have fifteen thousand pounds a year, I shall be
glad, overjoyed, to get fifteen hundred.  And while I shall be grinding
away body and soul for my fifteen hundred, your fifteen thousand will
drop into your pockets, even if you keep your hands there all day.  Don't
look so sad, Mary Ann.  I'm not blaming you.  It's not your fault in the
least.  It's only one of the many jokes of existence.  The only reason I
want to drive this into your head is to put you on your guard.  Though I
don't think myself good enough to marry you, there are lots of men who
will think they are . . . though they don't know you.  It is you, not me,
who are grand and rich, Mary Ann . . . beware of men like me--poor and
selfish.  And when you do marry----"

"Oh, Mr. Lancelot!" cried Mary Ann, bursting into tears at last, "why do
you talk like that?  You know I shall never marry anybody else."

"Hush, hush!  Mary Ann!  I thought you were going to be a good girl and
never cry again.  Dry your eyes now, will you?"


"Here, take my handkerchief."

"Yessir. . . but I won't marry anybody else."

"You make me smile, Mary Ann.  When you brought your mother that cake for
Sally you didn't know a time would come when----"

"Oh, please, sir, I know that.  But you said yesterday I was a young
woman now.  And this is all different to that."

"No, it isn't, Mary Ann.  When they've put you to school, and made you a
ward in Chancery, or something, and taught you airs and graces, and
dressed you up"--a pang traversed his heart, as the picture of her in the
future flashed for a moment upon his inner eye--"why, by that time,
you'll be a different Mary Ann, outside and inside.  Don't shake your
head; I know better than you.  We grow and become different.  Life is
full of chances, and human beings are full of changes, and nothing
remains fixed."

"Then, perhaps"--she flushed up, her eyes sparkled--"perhaps"--she grew
dumb and sad again.

"Perhaps what?"

He waited for her thought.  The rapturous trills of the canary alone
possessed the silence.

"Perhaps you'll change, too."  She flashed a quick deprecatory glance at
him--her eyes were full of soft light.

This time he was dumb.

"Sw--eêt!" trilled the canary, "Sw--eêt!" though Lancelot felt the
throbbings of his heart must be drowning its song.

"Acutely answered," he said at last.  "You're not such a fool after all,
Mary Ann.  But I'm afraid it will never be, dear.  Perhaps if I also made
two million dollars, and if I felt I had grown worthy of you, I might
come to you and say--two and two are four--let us go into partnership.
But then, you see," he went on briskly, "the odds are I may never even
have two thousand.  Perhaps I'm as much a duffer in music as in other
things.  Perhaps you'll be the only person in the world who has ever
heard my music, for no one will print it, Mary Ann.  Perhaps I shall be
that very common thing--a complete failure--and be worse off than even
you ever were, Mary Ann."

"Oh, Mr. Lancelot, I'm so sorry."  And her eyes filled again with tears.

"Oh, don't be sorry for me.  I'm a man.  I dare say I shall pull through.
Just put me out of your mind, dear.  Let all that happened at Baker's
Terrace be only a bad dream--a very bad dream, I am afraid I must call
it.  Forget me, Mary Ann.  Everything will help you to forget me, thank
Heaven; it'll be the best thing for you.  Promise me now."

"Yessir . . . if you will promise me."

"Promise you what?"

"To do me a favour."

"Certainly, dear, if I can."

"You have the money, Mr. Lancelot, instead of me--I don't want it, and
then you could----"

"Now, now, Mary Ann," he interrupted, laughing nervously, "you're getting
foolish again, after talking so sensibly."

"Oh, but why not?" she said plaintively.

"It is impossible," he said curtly.

"Why is it impossible?" she persisted.

"Because----" he began, and then he realised with a start that they had
come back again to that same old mechanical series of questions--if only
in form.

"Because there is only one thing I could ever bring myself to ask you for
in this world," he said slowly.

"Yes; what is that?" she said flutteringly.

He laid his hand tenderly on her hair.

"Merely Mary Ann."

She leapt up: "Oh, Mr. Lancelot, take me, take me!  You do love me!  You
do love me!"

He bit his lip.  "I am a fool," he said roughly.  "Forget me.  I ought
not to have said anything.  I spoke only of what might be--in the dim
future--if the--chances and changes of life bring us together again--as
they never do.  No!  You were right, Mary Ann.  It is best we should not
meet again.  Remember your resolution last night."

"Yessir."  Her submissive formula had a smack of sullenness, but she
regained her calm, swallowing the lump in her throat that made her
breathing difficult.

"Good-bye, then, Mary Ann," he said, taking her hard red hands in his.

"Good-bye, Mr. Lancelot."  The tears she would not shed were in her
voice.  "Please, sir--could you--couldn't you do me a favour?--Nothing
about money, sir."

"Well, if I can," he said kindly.

"Couldn't you just play _Good-night and Good-bye_, for the last time?
You needn't sing it--only play it."

"Why, what an odd girl you are!" he said, with a strange, spasmodic
laugh.  "Why, certainly!  I'll do both, if it will give you any pleasure."

And, releasing her hands, he sat down to the piano, and played the
introduction softly.  He felt a nervous thrill going down his spine as he
plunged into the mawkish words.  And when he came to the refrain, he had
an uneasy sense that Mary Ann was crying--he dared not look at her.  He
sang on bravely:

  "Kiss me, good-night, dear love,
    Dream of the old delight;
  My spirit is summoned above,
    Kiss me, dear love, good-night."

He couldn't go through another verse--he felt himself all a-quiver, every
nerve shattered.  He jumped up.  Yes, his conjecture had been right.
Mary Ann was crying.  He laughed spasmodically again.  The thought had
occurred to him how vain Peter would be if he could know the effect of
his commonplace ballad.

"There, I'll kiss you too, dear!" he said huskily, still smiling.
"That'll be for the last time."

Their lips met, and then Mary Ann seemed to fade out of the room in a
blur of mist.

An instant after there was a knock at the door.

"Forgot her parcels after a last good-bye," thought Lancelot, and
continued to smile at the comicality of the new episode.

He cleared his throat.

"Come in," he cried, and then he saw that the parcels were gone, too, and
it must be Rosie.

But it was merely Mary Ann.

"I forgot to tell you, Mr. Lancelot," she said--her accents were almost
cheerful--"that I'm going to church to-morrow morning."

"To church!" he echoed.

"Yes, I haven't been since I left the village, but missus says I ought to
go in case the vicar asks me what church I've been going to."

"I see," he said, smiling on.

She was closing the door when it opened again, just revealing Mary Ann's

"Well?" he said, amused.

"But I'll do your boots all the same, Mr. Lancelot."  And the door closed
with a bang.

They did not meet again.  On the Monday afternoon the vicar duly came and
took Mary Ann away.  All Baker's Terrace was on the watch, for her story
had now had time to spread.  The weather remained bright.  It was cold,
but the sky was blue.  Mary Ann had borne up wonderfully, but she burst
into tears as she got into the cab.

"Sweet, sensitive little thing!" said Baker's Terrace.

"What a good woman you must be, Mrs. Leadbatter," said the vicar, wiping
his spectacles.

As part of Baker's Terrace, Lancelot witnessed the departure from his
window, for he had not left after all.

Beethoven was barking his short, snappy bark the whole time at the
unwonted noises and the unfamiliar footsteps; he almost extinguished the
canary, though that was clamorous enough.

"Shut up, you noisy little devils!" growled Lancelot.  And taking the
comic opera he threw it on the dull fire.  The thick sheets grew slowly
blacker and blacker, as if with rage; while Lancelot thrust the five
five-pound notes into an envelope addressed to the popular composer, and
scribbled a tiny note:

"DEAR PETER,--If you have not torn up that cheque I shall be glad of it
by return.


"P.S.--I send by this post a Reverie, called 'Marianne,' which is the
best thing I have done, and should be glad if you could induce Brahmson
to look at it."

A big, sudden blaze, like a jubilant bonfire, shot up in the grate and
startled Beethoven into silence.

But the canary took it for an extra flood of sunshine, and trilled and
demi-semi-quavered like mad.

"Sw--eêt!  Sweêt!"

"By Jove!" said Lancelot, starting up, "Mary Ann's left her canary

Then the old whimsical look came over his face.

"I must keep it for her," he murmured.  "What a responsibility!  I
suppose I oughtn't to let Rosie look after it any more.  Let me see, what
did Peter say?  Canary seed biscuits . . . yes, I must be careful not to
give it butter. . . .  Curious I didn't think of her canary when I sent
back all those gloves . . . but I doubt if I could have squeezed it
in--my boots are only sevens after all--to say nothing of the cage."

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