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´╗┐Title: Merry-Garden and Other Stories
Author: Quiller-Couch, Arthur Thomas, Sir, 1863-1944
Language: English
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MERRY-GARDEN AND OTHER STORIES.

by

ARTHUR THOMAS QUILLER-COUCH.

1907

This e-text was prepared from a version published in 1907.



CONTENTS.

   MERRY-GARDEN.

   THE BEND OF THE ROAD.

   HI-SPY-HI.

   HIS EXCELLENCY'S PRIZE-FIGHT.

   THE _BLACK JOKE_.

   WHERE THE TREASURE IS.

   A JEST OF AMBIALET.



MERRY GARDEN.


I.


PROLOGUE.

Beside a winding creek of the Lynher River, and not far from the Cornish
borough of Saltash, you may find a roofless building so closely backed
with cherry-orchards that the trees seem by their slow pressure to be
thrusting the mud-walls down to the river's brink, there to topple and
fall into the tide.  The old trees, though sheeted with white blossom in
the spring, bear little fruit, and that of so poor a flavour as to be
scarcely worth picking.  They have, in fact, almost reverted to savagery,
even as the cottage itself is crumbling back to the earth out of which it
was built.  On the slope above the cherry-orchards, if you moor your boat
at the tumble-down quay and climb by half-obliterated pathways, you will
come to a hedge of brambles, and to a broken gate with a well beside it;
and beyond the gate to an orchard of apple-trees, planted in times when,
regularly as Christmas Eve came round, Aunt Barbree Furnace, her maid
Susannah, and the boy Nandy, would mount by this same path with a bowl of
cider, and anoint the stems one by one, reciting--

    _Here's to thee, good apple-tree--
     Pockets full, hats full, great bushel-bags full!
        Amen, an' vire off the gun!_

--Whereupon Nandy, always after a caution to be extry-careful, would shut
his eyes, pull the trigger of his blunderbuss, and wake all the echoes of
the creek in an uproar which, as Susannah never failed to remark, was fit
to frighten every war-ship down in Hamoaze.  The trees, grey with lichen,
sprawl as they have fallen under the weight of past crops.  They go on
blossoming, year after year; even those that lie almost horizontally
remember their due season and burst into blowth, pouring (as it were) in
rosy-white cascades down the slope and through the rank grasses.
But as often as not the tenant neglects to gather the fruit.  Nor is it
worth his while to grub up the old roots; for you cannot plant a new
orchard where an old one has decayed.  One of these days (he tells me) he
means to do something with the wisht old place: meanwhile I doubt if he
sets foot in it once a year.

For me, I find it worth visiting at least twice a year: in spring when the
Poet's Narcissus flowers in great clumps under the north hedge, and the
columbines grow breast-high--pink, blue, and blood-red; and again in
autumn, for the sake of an apple which we call the gillyflower--small and
shy, but of incomparable flavour--and for a gentle melancholy which haunts
the spot like--yes, like a human face, and with faint companionable smiles
and murmurs of dead-and-gone laughter.

The tenant was right: it was a wisht old place, and the more wisht because
it lies so near to a world that has forgotten it.  Above, if you row past
the bend of the creek, you will come upon trim villas with well-kept
gardens; below, and beyond the entrance to the creek, you look down a
broad river to the Hamoaze, crowded with torpedo-boats, powder-hulks,
training-ships, and great vessels of war.  Around and behind
Merry-Garden--for that is its name--stretches a parish given up to the
cultivation of fruit and flowers; and across the creek another parish
'clothed'--I quote the local historian--'in flowers like a bride'; and
both parishes learned their prosperity from Merry-Garden the now deserted.
In mazzard time ('mazzards' are sweet black cherries) the sound of young
laughter floats across Merry-Garden; but the girls and boys who make the
laughter seldom, wander that way.  No longer to its quay come boats with
holiday-parties from the Fleet and the Garrison at Plymouth, as they came
by scores a hundred years ago.

In those days Merry-Garden was a cherry-garden.  The cottage was faced
with a verandah overlooking the tide.  In the wide stone chimney-place,
where now, standing knee-deep in nettles, you may look up and see blue sky
beyond the starlings' nests, as many as twenty milk-pans have stood
together over the fire, that the visitors might have clotted cream to eat
with their strawberries and raspberries.  In the orchards, from under
masses of traveller's joy, you may pull away rotten pieces of timber that
once made arbours and summer-houses.

The present tenant will sub-let you the whole of Merry-Garden, if you
wish, for two pounds ten shillings per annum.  He is an old man, with an
amazing memory and about as much sentiment as my boot.  From him I learned
the following story: and, with your leave, I will repeat it in his words.


I.


Aunt Barbree Furnace was a widow woman, and held Merry-Garden upon a
tenancy of a kind you don't often come across nowadays--and good riddance
to it!--though common enough when I was a boy.  The whole lease was but
for three pounds a year for the term of three lives--her husband, William
John Furnace; her husband's younger sister Tryphena, that had married a
man called Jewell and buried him within six months; and Tryphena's only
child Ferdinando, otherwise known as Nandy.  When the lease was drawn, all
three lives seemed good enough for another fifty years.  The Furnaces came
of a long-lived stock, and William John with any ordinary care might hope
to reach eighty.  His sister had been specially put into the lease on the
strength of her constitution; and six months of married life had given her
a distaste for it, which made things all the safer.  As for Nandy, there's
always a risk, of course, with very young lives, 'specially with boys:
but if he did happen to pull through, 'twas like as not he might lengthen
out the lease for another thirty years.

At any rate Mr. and Mrs. Furnace took the risk with a cheerful mind.
The woman came from Saltash, where she and her mother had driven a
thriving trade in cockles and other shellfish, particularly with the Royal
Marines; and being a busy spirit and childless, she hit on the notion of
turning her old trade to account.  Her husband, William John, had tilled
Merry-Garden and stocked it with fruits and sallets with no eye but to the
sale of them in Saltash market.  But the house was handy for
pleasure-takers by water, and by and by the board she put up--
_Mrs. Barbree Furnace.  Cockles and Cream in Season.  Water Boiled and Tea
if You Wish_--attracted the picnickers by scores; and the picnickers began
to ask for fruit with their teas, till William John, at his wife's advice,
planted half an acre of strawberries, and laid out another half-acre in
currant and raspberry bushes.  By this time, too, the cherry-trees were
beginning to yield.  So by little and little, feeling sure of their lease,
they extended the business.  William John, one winter, put up a brand-new
chimney, and bought three cows which he pastured up along in the meadow
behind the woods; and next spring the pair hung out a fresh board and
painted on it--_Furnace's Merry-Garden Tea-House.  Patronised by the Naval
and Military.  Teas, with Fruit and Cream, Sixpence per head_: and another
board which they hoisted in the mazzard-season, saying--_Sixpence at the
Gate, and eat so Much as you Mind to.  All are Welcome_.  With all this,
Aunt Barbree (as she came to be called) didn't neglect the cockles, which
were her native trade.  In busy times she could afford to hire over one of
the Saltash fish-women--the Johnses or the Glanvilles; you'll have heard
of them, maybe?--to lend her a hand: but in anything like a slack season
she'd be down at low water, with her petticoat trussed over her knees,
raking cockles with her own hands.  Yes, yes, a powerful, a remarkable
woman! and a pity it was (I've heard my mother say) to see such a healthy,
strong couple prospering in all they touched, and hauling in money
hand-over-fist, with neither chick nor child to leave it to.

Prosper they did, at any rate; and terrible popular the place became with
the Fleet and the Army, till by the year eighteen-nought-five--the same in
which Admiral Nelson fought the Battle of Trafalgar--there wasn't an
officer in either service that had ever found himself at Plymouth, but
could tell something of Merry-Garden and its teas, with their cockles and
cream and strawberries in June and mazzards in July month.  By this time
the Furnaces had built a new landing-quay--the same to which your boat is
moored at this moment--and rigged up arbours and come-sit-by-me's in every
corner of the garden and under every plum-tree and laylock-bush: for
William John was extending his season by degrees, and had gone so far as
to set up a board in May-time by Admiral's Hard, down at Devonport, and on
it '_Officers of the United Services will Kindly take Notice that the Lay
locks in Merry-Garden are in Bloom.  Cockles Warranted, and Cream from
best Channel Island Cows.  Patronised also by the Nobility and Gentry of
Plymouth, Plymouth Dock, Saltash, and East Cornwall_.'

You may wonder that the Furnaces' success didn't encourage others to set
up in opposition?  But a cherry-garden isn't grown in a day.  Mrs. Furnace
had dropped into it (so to speak) when the trees that William John had
planted were already on the way to yield good profit.  Also she was a
woman who knew how to keep a pleasure-garden decent, however near it might
lie to a great town and a naval port.  Simple woman though she seemed, she
understood scandal.

But in the midst of life we are in death.  One day, at the height of his
prosperity, William John drove over to Menheniot Churchtown (where his
sister Tryphena resided with her boy Nandy and kept a general shop) to
fetch them over to Merry-Garden for a visit.  Aunt Barbree loved children,
you understand: besides which, Tryphena's husband had left her poor, and
'twas the first week in August after a good season, and the mazzards
wanted eating if they weren't to perish for want of it. . . . So William
John, who by this time was rich enough to set up a tax-cart, but
inexperienced to manage it, drove over to Menheniot and fetched his sister
and the boy: and on the way home the horse bolted and scattered the lot,
with the result that William John was flung against a milestone and sister
Tryphena across a hedge.  The pair succumbed to their injuries: but the
boy Nandy (aged fourteen) was picked up with no worse than a stunning, and
a bump at the back of his head which hardened so that he was ever
afterwards able to crack nuts with it, and even Brazil nuts, by hammering
with his skull against a door or any other suitable object.  Of course,
when they picked him up he hadn't a notion he possessed any such gift.

Well here, as you might say, was a pretty kettle of fish for Aunt Barbree.
Here not only was a loving husband killed, and a sister-in-law, but at one
stroke two out of the three healthy lives on which the whole lease of
Merry-Garden depended.  She mourned William John for his own sake,
because, as husbands go, she had reason to regret him; and Tryphena
Jewell, for a poor relation, had never been pushing.  Tryphena's fault
rather had been that she gave herself airs.  Having no money to speak of,
she stood up against Aunt Barbree's riches by flaunting herself as a
mother: "though," as Aunt Barbree would complain to her husband, "I can't
see what she finds uncommon in the child, unless 'tis the number of his
pimples: and I've a mind, the next time, to recommend Wessel's
Antiscorbutic Drops.  The boy looks unhealthy: and, come to think of it,
with his life in the lease, 'tis only due to ourselves to advise the
woman."  She only said this to ease her feelings: but the truth was (and
William John knew it) she yearned for a child of her own, even to the
extent sometimes of wanting to adopt one.

Well, this terrible accident not only widowed the poor soul, but brought
all her little jealousies, as you might say, home to roost.  She couldn't
abide Nandy, and Nandy had reached an age when boys aren't at their best.
But adopt him she had to; and, what tried her worse, she was forced to
look after his health with more than a mother's care.  For, outside of a
stockingful of guineas, all her capital was sunk in Merry-Garden, and all
Merry-Garden hung now on the boy's life.

The worst trial of all was that, somehow or other, Nandy got to know his
value and the reason of it, and from that day he gave Aunt Barbree no
peace.  He wouldn't go to school; study gave him a headache.  His mother
had taught him to read and write, but under Aunt Barbree's roof he learned
no more than he was minded to, and among the things he taught himself was
a tolerable imitation of a hacking cough.  With this and the help of a
hollow tooth he could spit blood whenever he wanted a shilling.
He played this game for about six months, until the poor woman--who was
losing flesh with lying awake at night and wondering what would happen to
her when cast out in the cold world--fixed up her courage to know the
worst, and carried him off to a Plymouth doctor.  The doctor advised her
to take the boy home and give him the strap.

Aunt Barbree applied this treatment for a time, but dropped it in the end.
The boy was growing too tall for it.  The visit to the doctor, however,
worked like a miracle in one way.

"Auntie," said the penitent one day, "I'm feeling a different boy
altogether, this last week or two."

"I reckoned you would," said Aunt Barbree.

"My appetite's improving.  Have you noticed my appetite?"

"Heaven is my witness!" said Aunt Barbree.  The cherry season was
beginning.  She had consulted with a friend of hers in Saltash, the wife
of a confectioner.  It seems that apprentices in the confectionery trade
are allowed to eat pastry and lollypops without let or hindrance, until
they take a surfeit and are cured for ever after.  Aunt Barbree was
beginning to wonder why the cure worked so slow in the case of fresh
fruit.  "Heaven is my witness, I _have!_" said Aunt Barbree.

"There's a complete change coming over my constitution," said Nandy,
pensive-like.  "I feel it hardening every day: and as for my skull, why--
talk about Brazil nuts!--I believe I could crack cherry-stones with it."

"I beg you won't try," pleaded Aunt Barbree, for this trick of Nandy's
always gave her the shivers.

"A head like mine was meant for something worthier than civil life.
I've been turnin' it over--"

"Turnin' _what_ over?"

"Things in general," said Nandy; "and the upshot is, I've a great mind to
'list for a sojer."

"The good Lord forbid!" cried Aunt Barbree.

"The Frenchies might shoot me, to be sure," Nandy allowed.  "That's one
way of looking at it.  But King George would take the risk o' that, and
give me a shilling down for it."

"O Nandy, Nandy--here's a shillin' for 'ee, if that's what you want!
But be a good boy, and don't talk so irreligious!"

Well, sir, the lad knew he had the whip-hand of the poor woman, and the
taller he grew the more the lazy good-for-nothing used it.  Enlistment was
his trump card, and he went to the length of buying a drill-book and
practising the motions in odd corners of the garden, but always so that
his aunt should catch him at it.  If she was slow in catching him, the
young villain would draw attention by calling out words from the manual in
a hollow voice, mixed up with desperate ones of his own composing--
"_At the word of command the rear rank steps back one pace, the whole
facing to the left, the left files then taking a side step to the left and
a pace to the rear.  Ready, p'sent!  Ha, what do I see afore me?  Is't the
hated foeman?_"--and so on, and so on.  Aunt Barbree, with tears in her
eyes, would purse out sums varying from sixpence to half a crown, coaxing
him to dismiss such murderous thoughts from his mind; and thereupon he'd
take another turn and mope, saying that it ill became a lad of his inches,
let alone his tremenjous spirit, to idle out his days while others were
dying for their country; to oblige his aunt he would stand it as long as
he could, but nobody need be surprised if he ended by drowning himself,
And this frightened Aunt Barbree almost worse than did his talk of
enlisting, and drove her one day, when Nandy had just turned seventeen,
to take a walk up the valley to consult Dr. Clatworthy.



II.


Dr. Clatworthy was a man in many respects uncommon.  To begin with, he had
plenty of money; and next, he was as full of crazes as of learning.
One of these crazes was astronomy, and another was mud-baths, and another
was open windows and long walks in the open air, and another was
skin-diseases and nervous disorders, and another was the Lost Tribes, and
another was Woman's Education; with the Second Advent and Vegetable Diet
to fill up the spaces.  Some of these he had picked up at Oxford, and
others in his travels abroad, especially in Moravia: but the sum total was
that you'd call him a crank.  Coming by chance into Cornwall, he had taken
an uncommon fancy to our climate and its 'humidity'--that was the word.
There was nothing like it (he said) for the skin--leastways, if taken
along with mud-baths.  He had bought half a dozen acres of land at the
head of the creek, a mile above Merry-Garden, and built a whacking great
house upon it, full of bathrooms and adorned upon the outside with statues
in baked earth to represent Trigonometry and the other heathen gods.
He had given the contract to an up-country builder, and brought the
material (which was mainly brick and Bath-stone) from the Lord knows
where; but it was delivered up the creek by barges.  There were days, in
the year before William John's death, when these barges used to sail up
past Merry-Garden at high springs in procession without end.  But now the
house had been standing furnished for three good years, with fruit-gardens
planted on the slopes below it, and basins full of gold-fish: and there
Dr. Clatworthy lived with half a score of male patients as mad as himself.
For, though rich, he didn't spend his money in enjoyment only, but charged
his guests six guineas a week, while he taught 'em the secret of perfect
health.

Well, you may laugh at the man, but I've heard my mother (who remembers
him) say that, with all his faults, he had the complexion of a baby.
She would describe him as an unmarried man, of the age of fifty,--he had a
prejudice against marrying under fifty,--dressed in nankeen for all
weathers, with no other protection than a whalebone umbrella, and likewise
remarkable for a fine Roman nose.  'Twas this Clatworthy, by the way, that
a discharged gardener advised to go down to Merry-Garden and make a second
fortune by picking cherries, "for," said he, "having such a nose as yours
you can hook on to a bough with it and pick with both hands."  I don't
myself believe that he came to visit Merry-Garden on any such
recommendation; but visit it he did, and often, while his own trees were
growing; and there his noble deportment and his lordly way with money made
an impression on Aunt Barbree, who had already heard talk of his
capabilities.

So--as I was saying--one day, being near upon driven to her wits' end,
Aunt Barbree marched the boy up to Hi-jeen Villa (as the new great house
was called), and begged for Dr. Clatworthy's advice; "for I do believe,"
she wound up, "the boy is sinking into a very low state of despondency."

"And so should I be despondent," said the doctor, eyeing Nandy, "if I had
that number of pimples and didn't know a sure way to cure them."

"Fresh fruit don't seem to do no good," said Aunt Barbree, "though I've
heard it confidently recommended."

The doctor made Nandy take off his shirt.  "Why," said he,
enthusiastic-like, "the boy's a perfect treasure!"

"You think so?" said Aunt Barbree, a bit dubious, not quite catching his
drift.

"A case, ma'am, like this wouldn't yield to fresh fruit, not in ten years.
It's throwing away your time.  Mud is the cure, ma'am--mud-bathing and
constant doses of sulphur-water, varied with a plenty of exercise to open
the pores of the skin."

"Sulphur-water?"  Aunt Barbree had used it now and then upon her
fruit-trees, to keep away mildew.  She doubted Nandy's taking kindly to
it.  "He's easier led, sir, than driven," she said.

"My good woman," said the doctor, "you leave him to me.  I'll take up this
case for nothing but the honour and glory of it.  He shall board and lodge
here and live like a fighting-cock, and not a penny-piece to pay.
As for curing him--if it'll give you any confidence, look at my
complexion, ma'am.  What d'ye think of it?"

"Handsome, sure 'nough," said Aunt Barbree.

"Satin, ma'am--complete satin!" said the doctor.  "And I'm like that all
over."

"Well to be sure, if Nandy don't object--" said Aunt Barbree,
hurried-like.

Nandy thought that to live for a while in a fine house and be fed like a
fighting-cock would be a pleasant change; and so the bargain was struck.

Poor lad, he repented it before the first week was out.  He couldn't abide
the mud-baths, which he took in the garden, planted up to the chin in a
ring with a dozen old gentlemen, stuck out there like cabbages, and with
Clatworthy planted in the middle and haranguing by the hour, sometimes on
politics and Napoleon Bonaparte, sometimes on education, but oftenest on
his system and the good they ought to be deriving from it.  Moreover,
though they fed him well enough, according to promise, the sulphur-water
acted on his stomach in a way that prevented any lasting satisfaction with
his vittles.  In short, before the week was out he wanted to run away
home; and only one thing hindered him--that he'd fallen in love.

This was the way it happened.  Dr. Clatworthy, having notions of his own
upon matrimony, and money to carry them out, had picked out a pretty child
and adopted her, and set her to school with a Miss St. Maur of Saltash, to
be trained up in his principles, till of an age to make him 'a perfect
helpmeet,' as he called it.

The poor child--she was called Jessica Venning to begin with, but the
doctor had rechristened her Sophia--was grown by this time into a young
lady of seventeen, pretty and graceful.  She could play upon the harp and
paint in water-colours, and her needlework was a picture, but not half so
pretty a picture as her face.  She came from Devonshire, from the edge of
the moors behind Newton Abbot, where the folks have complexions all
cream-and-roses.  She'd a figure like a wand for grace, and an eye
half-melting, half-roguish.  People might call Clatworthy a crank, or
whatever word answered to it in those days: but he had made no mistake in
choosing the material to make him a bride--or only this, that the poor
girl couldn't bear the look or the thought of him.  Well, the time was
drawing on when Clatworthy, according to his plans, was to marry her, and
to prepare her for it he had taken to writing her a letter every day,
full of duty and mental improvement.  Part of Nandy's business was to walk
over with these letters to Saltash.  The doctor explained to him that it
would open the pores of his skin, and he must wait for an answer.
And so it came about that Nandy saw Miss Sophia, and fell over head and
ears in love with her.

But towards the end of the second week he felt that he could stand life at
Hi-jeen Villa no longer--no, not even for the sake of seeing Miss Sophia
daily.

"It's no use, miss," he told her very dolefully, as he delivered Friday's
letter; "I've a-got to run for it, and I'm going to run for it to-morrow."
He heaved a great sigh.

"But how foolish of you, Nandy!" said Miss Sophia, glancing up from the
letter.  "When you know it's doing you so much good!"

"Good?" said Nandy, savage-like.  "How would _you_  like it?  There now--
I'm sorry, Miss Sophia.  I forgot--and now I've made you cry!"

"I--I sh--shan't like it at all," quavered Miss Sophia, blinking away her
tears.  "And--and it's not at all the same thing."

"No," agreed Nandy; "no, o' course not: you ha'n't got no pimples.
Oh, Miss Sophia," he went on, speaking very earnest, "would you really
like me better if I weren't so speckity?"

"Ever so much better, Nandy.  You can't think what an improvement it would
be."

"'Tis only skin-deep," said Nandy.  "At the bottom of my heart, miss,
I'd die for you. . . . But I can't stand it no longer.  To-morrow I've
made up my mind to run home to Merry-Garden: and there, if it gives you
any pleasure, I can go on taking mud-baths on my own account."

"Merry-Garden?" said Miss Sophia.  "Why, that's where Dr. Clatworthy wants
us to take tea with him to-morrow!  He writes that he is inviting Miss St
Maur to bring all the girls in the top class, and he will meet us there.
 . . . See, here's the letter enclosed."

"That settles it," said Nandy.

He walked home that afternoon with two letters--a hypocritical little note
from Sophia, a high polite one from Miss St. Maur.  Miss St. Maur
accepted, on behalf of her senior young ladies, Dr. Clatworthy's truly
delightful invitation to take tea with him on the morrow.  She herself--
she regretted to say--would be detained until late in the afternoon by
some troublesome tradesmen who were fixing new window-sashes in the
schoolroom.  She could not trust them to do the work correctly except
under her supervision, and to defer it would entail a week's delay, the
schoolroom being vacant only on Saturday afternoons.  The young ladies
should arrive, however, punctually at 3.30 p.m., in charge of Miss de la
Porcheraie, her excellent French instructress: she herself would follow at
5 o'clock or thereabouts, and meanwhile she would leave her charges,
in perfect confidence, to Dr. Clatworthy's polished hospitality. . . .
Those were the words.  My mother--who was fond of telling the story--had
'em by heart.


III.


Nandy kept his word.

Breakfast next morning was no sooner over than he made a bolt across the
pleasure-grounds, crept through the hedge at the bottom, and went singing
down the woods towards Merry-Garden, with his heart half-lovesick and
half-gleeful, and with two thick sandwiches of bread-and-butter in his
pocket to provide against accidents.  But he didn't feel altogether easy
at the thought of facing Aunt Barbree: and by and by, drawing near to the
house and catching sight of his aunt's sun-bonnet up among the
raspberry-canes, he decided (as they say) to play for safety.
So, creeping down to the front door, he slipped under it a letter which he
had spent a solid hour last night in composing; and made his way to the
foreshore, to loaf and smoke a pipe of stolen tobacco and, generally
speaking, make the most of his holiday.   The note said--

    "Dear Aunt,--Do not weep for me.  The sulphur-water made me sick and I
     could stand it no longer.  So am gone for a Soger.  Letters and
     remittances will doubtless find me if addressed to the Citadel,
     Plymouth.  A loving heart is what I hunger for--Your affect, nephew,
                                      Ferdinando Jewell."

    "P.S.--On 2nd thoughts I may be able to come back this evening to say
     farewell for ever."
    "P.S.--Don't sit up."

Now a boy may be a lazy good-for-nothing, and yet (if you'll understand
me) be missed from a garden where there are ladders to fix and mazzard
cherries to pick; and likewise, though liable to be grumbled at, a boy has
his uses in the gathering of cockles.  Though she knew him to be an
anointed young humbug, there's no denying that Aunt Barbree had missed
Nandy and his help.  She was getting past fifty, and somehow the last ten
days had reminded her of it. . . . The long and short of it was that,
after a couple of hours fruit-picking--and it took her no less to get
together the supply she'd reckoned on for her afternoon customers--she
entered the house with a feeling of stiffness in her back and a feeling
that answered to it elsewhere, that maybe Nandy was a better boy than
she'd given him credit for.  Upon top of this feeling she pushed open the
door and spied his letter lying on the mat.

The reading of it turned her hot and cold.  She marched straight to the
dairy, where Susannah was busy with the cream-pans, and says she,
loosening her bonnet-strings as she dropped upon a bench, "He was but an
orphan, after all, Susannah: and now we've driven 'en to desperation!"

"Who's been driven to desperation?" asked Susannah.

"Why, Nandy," answered Aunt Barbree, tears brimming her eyes.  "Who elst?"

"Piggywig's tail!" said Susannah.  "What new yarn has the cheeld been
tellin'?"

"He's my own nephew, and a Furnace upon his mother's side," said Aunt
Barbree; "and I'll trouble you to speak more respectful of your employer's
kin.  And he hasn't been tellin' it; he've _written_ it, here in pen and
ink.  He've cut and run to take the King's shilling and be a sojer: and if
I can't overtake him before he gets to Plymouth Citadel the deed will he
done, and the Frenchies will knock him upon the head and I shall be
without a roof to cover me.  Get me my shawl and bonnet."

"You baint goin' to tell me," said Susannah, "that you act'lly mean to
take and trapse to Plymouth in all this heat?"

"I do," said Barbree.  "Get me my shawl and bonnet."

"What, on a Saturday afternoon!  And me left single-handed to tend the
customers!"

"Drat the customers!" said Aunt Barbree.  "And drat everything, includin'
the boy, if you like!  But fetch to Plymouth I must and will.  So, for the
third time of askin', get me my shawl and bonnet."

It cost a mort of coaxing even to persuade her to a bite of dinner before
setting forth.  By half-past noon she was dressed and ready, and took the
road toward Saltash Ferry.  Nandy didn't see her start.  He was lying
stretched, just then, under the cliff by the foreshore, getting rid of the
effects of his pipe of tobacco.

It left him so exhausted that, when the worst was over, he rolled on his
stomach on the warm stones of the foreshore and fell into a doze; by
consequence of which he knew nothing more till the tide crept up and
wetted his ankles; and with that he heard voices--uproarious voices on the
water--and sat up to see a boatload of people pass by him and draw to the
landing-stage under Merry-Garden.

Nandy rubbed his eyes, studied the visitors--that is, as well as he could
at fifty yards' distance--and chuckled.  He knew that his aunt was a
respectable woman, and particular about the folks she admitted to her
gardens.  But it was too late to interfere--even if he'd wanted to
interfere, which he didn't.  So he watched the visitors draw to land and
disembark; and sat and waited, still chuckling.


IV.


Susannah, having fitted forth Aunt Barbree and watched her from the gate
as she took the road to Saltash, had returned to the house in an
unpleasant temper.  She was a good servant and would stand any amount of
ordering about, but she hated responsibility.  To be left alone on a
Saturday afternoon in the height of the mazzard season to cope with
Heaven-knew-how-many-customers--to lay the tables in the arbours, boil the
water, take orders and, worst of all, give change (Susannah had never
learnt arithmetic)--was an outlook that fairly daunted her spirit.
Her temper, too, for a week past had not been at its best.  She, like her
mistress, had missed Nandy.  In spite of his faults he was a help: and,
as for faults, who in this wicked world is without 'em?  It's by means of
their faults that you grow accustomed to folks.

The early afternoon was hot and thundery, and the hum of the bees
(Aunt Barbree was famous for her honey) came lazy-like through the open
window.  Susannah prayed to the Lord that this quiet might last--until
four o'clock, at any rate.  Short of an earthquake in Plymouth  (which,
being pious, she didn't dare to pray for) nothing would ward off visitors
beyond that hour, but, with luck, Aunt Barbree might be expected back soon
after five, when the giving of change would begin.  Susannah looked at the
clock.  The time was close upon half-past two.  She might, with any luck,
count on another hour.

But it wasn't to be.

She had scarcely turned from studying the clock to open the sliding door
of the china-cupboard and set out her stock of plates and cups and
saucers, before her ear caught the sound of voices--of loud voices too--on
the steps above the landing-quay: and almost before she could catch her
breath there came a knock on the door fit to wake the dead.  Susannah
whipped up her best apron off the chair where she had laid it ready to
hand, and hurried out, pinning it about her.

The first sight she saw when she opened the door was a sailorman standing
there under the verandah, and smiling at her with a shiny, good-natured
face.  He was rigged out in best shore-going clothes--tarpaulin hat, blue
coat and waistcoat, and duck trousers, with a broad waist-belt of leather.
Behind him stood another sailorman, older and more gloomy looking; and
behind the pair of them Susannah's eye ranged over half a dozen seedy
tide-waiters and longshoremen, all very bashful-looking, and crowded among
a bevy of damsels of the sort that you might best describe as painted
hussies.

"Good afternoon, ma'am," said the sailorman, with a pacifying sort of
smile.

"Good afternoon," said Susannah, catching her breath.  "But, all the same,
this isn't Babylon."

"You serve teas here, ma'am?"

"No, we don't," answers Susannah, very sturdy.

"Then the board hav' made a mistake," said the sailor, scratching the back
of his head and pushing his tarpaulin hat forward and sideways over his
eyebrows.  "It _said_ that you was patronised by the naval and military,
and that teas was provided."

"But we're a respectable house," said Susannah.

The sailorman gazed at her, long and earnest, and turned to his mate.
"Good Lord, Bill!" said he, "what a dreadful mistake!"

"Ho!" said one of the ladies, tossing her chin.  "Ho, I see what it is!
The likes of us ain't good enough for the likes of her!"

"Not by a long chalk, ma'am," agreed Susannah, her temper rising.

"It's this way, ma'am," put in the sailorman very peaceable-like.
"My name's Ben Jope, of the _Vesuvius_ bomb, and this here's my mate Bill
Adams.  We was paid off this morning at half-past nine, and picked up a
few hasty friends ashore for a Feet-Sham-Peter.  But o' course if this
here is a respectable house there's no more to be said--except that maybe
you'll be good enough to recommend us to one that isn't."

The poor fellow meant it well, but somehow or other his words so annoyed
Susannah that she bounced in and slammed the door in his face.  He stood
for a while staring at it, and then turned and led the way down the steps
again to the quay, walking like a man in a dream, and not seeming to hear
the ladies--though one or two were telling him that he hadn't the pluck of
a louse: and down at the quay the company came upon Master Nandy,
dandering towards them with his hands in his pockets.

"Hullo!" said Nandy.

"Hullo to _you!_" said Mr. Jope.

"Turned you out?" asked Nandy.

Mr. Jope glanced back at the roof of Merry-Garden, which from the quay
could be seen just overtopping the laylocks.  "She's a sperrited woman,"
he said; and after that there was a pause until Nandy asked him who he
thought he was staring at.  "I dunno," said Mr. Jope.  "You puts me in
mind of a boy I knew, one time.  I stood godfather to him, and he grew up
to be afflicted in much the same manner."

"I've been unwell," said Nandy, "and I haven't got over the effects of
it."

"No, by George, you haven't," agreed Mr. Jope.  "I've heard tar-water
recommended."

"Is it worse tasted than sulphur-water?" asked Nandy, and with that a
wicked thought came into his mind, for he still nursed a spite against all
that he had suffered under Dr. Clatworthy's care.  "If you can't get taken
in at Merry-Garden," said he, "why don't you try Hi-jeen Villa, up the
creek?"

"What's that?"

"It's--it's another establishment," said Nandy.

"Respectable?  You'll excuse my askin'--"

"Tisn' for me to judge," said Nandy; "but they sit about the garden in
their nightshirts, with a footman carryin' round the drinks."

V.

Well, sir, half an hour later Dr. Clatworthy and his patients were
enjoying their mud-baths in the garden, up at Hi-jeen Villa, and the
doctor had just begun to think about getting his water-douche and dressing
himself to keep his appointment with Miss Sophia and the rest of the young
ladies, when the back-door opened and what should he see entering the
garden but Mr. Jope, with all his bedizened company!

"Hi, you there!" shouted the doctor from his bath.  "Get out of this
garden at once!  Who are you? and what do you mean by walking into private
premises?"

For a moment Mr. Jope stared about him, wondering where in the world the
voice came from.  But when he traced it to the garden-beds, and there, in
the midst of the flowers, spied a dozen human heads all a-blowing and
a-growing with the stocks and carnations, his face turned white and red,
and his eyes grew round, and he turned and stared at Bill Adams, and Bill
Adams stared at Mr. Jope.

"Bill," said Mr. Jope, "is it--is it an earthquake?"

"Tis a Visitation o' some kind," said Bill.  "I've heard o' such things in
Ireland."

"Oh, Bill! an' to think that in another minute, if we hadn' arrived--"
Mr. Jope caught hold of his mate's arm and hurried him forward to the
rescue.

"Go away!  Get out of this, I tell you!" yelled Clatworthy.

"Not me, sir! Not a British sailor!" hurrahed back Mr. Jope.  "Bill! Bill!
Cast your eyes around and see if you can find a bit of rope anywheres in
this blessed garden--and you, behind there, stop the women's screeching!"
--for 'tis a fact that by this time two or three were falling about in the
hysterics--"What!  Not a loose end o' rope anywheres?  Lord, how these
landsmen do live unprovided!  But never you mind, sir!--reach out a hand
to me an' don't struggle--that is, if you're touching bottom.
Strugglin' only makes it worse--"

"You silly fool!" shouted Clatworthy.  "We're in no danger, I tell you!
Begone, and take the women away with you.  These grounds are private, once
more!"

"Hey?" Mr. Jope by this time had one foot planted, very gingerly, on a
flower-bed, and was reaching forth a hand to Clatworthy; and Clatworthy,
squatting up to his chin in the warm mud, was lifting two naked arms to
beat him off.  "Private, hey?" says Mr. Jope, looking around and seeing
the rest of the patients bobbing up and down in their baths between the
rage of it and shame to show themselves too far.  "Private?  Then it
oughtn't to be--that's all I say.  But what in thunder are ye doing it
for?"

"Oh, get you gone, man!" groaned Clatworthy.  "I've an appointment to
keep!"

"Not in that state, sure-ly?"

"No, sir!  But how am I to get out of this and dress, till you lead off
the women?  And your cursed intrusion has made me fill my hair with mud,
and to cleanse and dress it again will cost me half an hour at least.
Man, man, for pity's sake get out of this and take your women with you!
Sir, when I tell you that in less than twenty minutes I am due to be at
Merry-Garden--if you know where that is--"

"_To_ be sure," put in Mr. Jope.

"--To meet a company of ladies--"

"Avast there!  Why, 'tis less than a half-hour ago they turned _me_ out o'
that very place.  _You_--and in _that_ state!  Oh, be ashamed o'
yourself!"

But just then a patient behind Clatworthy set up a yell so full of terror
that even the doctor slewed round his head and splashed more mud over his
hair, all combed as it was in full pigeon-wing style.

"Bill!" said Mr. Jope, sharp-like.  "Bill Adams!  What are you doin' with
that there water-pot?"

"Helpin'," said Bill.  "Helpin' 'em to grow!"


VI.


'Tis time, though, that we went back to Merry-Garden.

The rising tide--and I ought to have told you that the tides that day were
close upon the top of the springs, with high-water at five o'clock or
thereabouts--the rising tide had barely carried Mr. Jope and his party
from Nandy's sight, round the bend, before another boatload of
pleasure-seekers hove in sight at the mouth of the creek.  They were
twelve in all, and the boat a twenty-foot galley belonging to one of the
war-ships in the Hamoaze.  She had been borrowed for the afternoon by the
ship's second lieutenant, a Mr. Hardcastle, and with him he had brought
the third lieutenant, besides a score of young officers belonging to the
garrison--a captain and two cornets of the 4th Dragoons, a couple of
gunners--officers, that is, of the Artillery--an elderly major and an
ensign of the Marines, and the rest belonging to the Thirty-second
Regiment of Foot (one of 'em, if I recollect, the Doctor).  The last of
the party was a slip of an officer of the French Navy--Raynold by name--
that had been taken prisoner by Mr. Hardcastle's ship, and bore no malice
for it: a cheerful, good-natured lad, and (now that he hadn't an excuse
for fighting 'em) as merry with these young Britons as they were glad to
have him of their party.

Nandy, of course, knew no more about them than what his eyes told him,
that they were a party of officers from Plymouth come to enjoy themselves
at Merry-Garden.  But the sight of them as they brought their boat to the
quay and landed--the first customers of the afternoon--put him in mind
that the time was drawing near for Miss Sophia to arrive with her
class-mates, and that Dr. Clatworthy would soon be turning up to squire
them around the orchard and entertain them at tea.  He wickedly hoped that
the doctor hadn't left home before Mr. Jope reached Hi-jeen Villa.
But the thought of Mr. Jope reminded him of what Mr. Jope had said
concerning his pimples; and this again reminded him of what his beloved
Miss Sophia had said on the same subject.  He had promised her to continue
taking mud-baths on his own account, even after he had cut his lucky (as
he put it) from Hi-jeen Villa. . . . To be sure, one bath wouldn't produce
any immediate result.  _That_ wasn't to be expected.  But it would be a
guarantee of good faith, as they say in the newspapers: and though he
hadn't time to dig a pit after the fashion of the baths in the doctor's
garden, still there was plenty of mud along the lower foreshore to give
him a nice soft roll; and a plenty of water for a swim, to wash himself
clean: and lastly (as he reckoned, having no watch) a plenty of time to do
this and be dressed again before the dear creature arrived.  So Nandy,
with a stomach full of virtue, turned his back on the quay and started to
walk down the creek along the foreshore, to a corner where he might reckon
on being free from observation.

Meantime the young officers, that had landed and strolled up to the
cottage, were being received by Susannah, and in a twitter, poor soul!
"Her mistress was out--called away upon sudden business.  Still, if they
would take the ups with the downs, she would do her best to have tea ready
in half an hour's time: and meanwhile they might roam the orchards and eat
as many cherries as they had a mind to, and all for sixpence a head.
Thirteen sixpences came--yes, surely--to six-and-sixpence.  She would
rather they paid when Aunt Barbree returned.  Or, if they preferred it,
there was a skittle-alley at the end of the garden, with a small
bowling-green . . ."

They preferred the bowling-green.  Susannah conducted them to it, unlocked
the box of bowls, and was returning to the house in a fluster, when, in
the verandah before the front door, she came plump upon a bevy of young
ladies, all as pretty as you please in muslin frocks and great summer hats
to shield their complexions: whereof one, a little older than the rest
(but pretty, notwithstanding), stepped forward and inquired, in a
foreign-speaking voice, for Dr. Clatworthy.

"But he is in retard then!" this lady cried, when Susannah answered that,
although she knew Dr. Clatworthy well, not a fur or feather of him had she
seen that day (which was her way of putting it).  "Ah, but how vexing!
And Miss St. Maur was positive he would be beforehand!"

"Lor' bless you, my pretty!" said Susannah, "If the doctor promised to be
here, you may be sure he will be here."

She went on to explain, as she had explained to the officers, that she was
alone on the premises--her mistress had been called away upon sudden
business--but if they would take the ups with the downs. . . . Then, her
curiosity overcoming her--for, of course, she had heard gossip of the
doctor's intentions--"And which of you," she asked, "is he going to marry,
making so bold?"

"If Dr. Clatworthy is so ungallant--" began Miss Sophia, jabbing with the
point of her parasol at a crevice in the flagstones of the verandah.

"Fie, dear!" cried Ma'amselle Julie, interrupting.

"Well, at any rate, the mazzards are ripe," said Miss Sophia, "and I see
no fun in waiting."

"So _that's_ the maid," said Susannah to herself, and pitied her--having
herself no great admiration for Dr. Clatworthy, in spite of his riches:
but she assured them that the doctor--the most punctual of men--would
certainly arrive within a few minutes.  And the mazzards were crying out
to be eaten.  If the young ladies would make free of the orchards while
she fit and boiled the kettle . . .


"The fun of it is," said Miss Sophia to Ma'amselle Julie ten minutes
later, as they were staining their pretty lips with the juice of the black
mazzards, "that if Dr. Clatworthy doesn't appear--"

"But he will, dear."

"The fun of it is that we haven't, I believe, eighteenpence between us
all."

"Miss St. Maur was positive that he would be punctual," said Ma'amselle
Julie.

"But he isn't, you see: and--oh, my dear, is it so wicked?--you can't
think how I wish he would never come--never, never, never!"

"Sophia!"

"Even," went on Miss Sophia, nodding her head, "if I've eaten all these
cherries under false pretences, and have to go to prison for it!"

Well, somehow, in all this the young ladies had been drawing nearer and
nearer to the bowling-green, where the young officers were skylarking and
trundling the bowls at the fat major at three shots a penny, and the pool
going to the player who caught him on the ankles.  When they were tired of
this they came strolling forth in a body, the most of them with arms
linked, just as Susannah appeared at the end of the path carrying a tray
piled with tea-things.

"Hallo! Petticoats, begad!" said the youngest ensign among them; and
Ma'amselle Julie, linking an arm in Miss Sophia's, was turning away with a
proper show of ignorance that any such thing as a party of young men
existed in the world, when a voice cried out--

"Julie!"

"Eh?" the lady turned, all white in the face.  "Eh?  What--Edoo-ard?
My cousin Edoo-ard?"

"Dear Julie!"  It was the young French officer, and he ran and caught her
by both hands and kissed them.  "To think of meeting you, here in England!
But let me introduce my friends--my friends the enemy."  And here he
rattled off their names in a hurry.

"Really, one would suppose that Dr. Clatworthy was lost!" said Miss Sophia
with a cold-seeming bow and a glance along the path.

"You have ordered tea here?" asked the young naval lieutenant,
Mr. Hardcastle.

"There _was_ to have been tea."

"I do hope, miss," said he, "that we are not ousting you from your table?"

"To tell the truth," said Miss Sophia, "I know nothing about the
arrangements.  A gentleman was to have been here to receive us--indeed we
have come at his invitation; but he is in no hurry, it seems."

"Indeed, miss," put in Susannah, "and I'm sure I don't know what to do!
The gentlemen, here, have engaged the big summer-house, which holds forty
at a pinch, and there's no other place that'll seat more than half a
dozen.  Of course," said she, "the two parties could sit at the long
table, one at each end--"

But here young Mr. Hardcastle, after a glance at Miss Julie and her young
Frenchman--that were already deep in talk together--cut Susannah short
with a sly wink.  He was a lad of great presence of mind, and rose in
later life to be an Admiral.

"Ladies," said he, "I feel sure that if we leave the arrangements entirely
to this good woman, your worthy squire--whenever he chooses to put in an
appearance--will find nothing to complain of."

Well, well . . . I can't tell you just how it happened: but happen it did,
and I daresay you've seen enough of the ways of young folk to understand
it.  While Susannah bustled back to the house to fetch the relays, the two
parties fell to talking of the weather and the pretty flowers, and from
that to strolling little by little along the pathway; in a body at first;
but afterwards, as one young lady stopped to smell at a carnation, and
another to admire the splashes of colour on Aunt Barbree's York and
Lancaster roses, the company got separated into twos and fours, and the
fours broke up into twos, and the distance between pair and pair kept
getting wider and wider.  Ma'amselle Julie ought to have hindered it,
overcome though she was with joy at meeting her kinsman.  But she wasn't
to blame for what followed, and for my part I've a kind of notion that Mr.
Hardcastle must have found an opportunity and slipped half a crown into
Susannah's hand. . . . At any rate when Susannah rang a bell along the
lower path to announce that tea was ready, they came strolling back (and
from the variousest corners of the garden) to find that the silly woman
had gone and laid the tables, not in the big summer-house at all, but all
along in a line of little arbours.

Then, Of course, began the prettiest confusion, Ma'amselle Julie
protesting that she couldn't think of allowing such a thing, and Mr.
Hardcastle pointing out what a shame it would be to overwork poor Susannah
by making her lay the tables over again; and the young ladies in a flutter
between laughing and making believe to be angry, and one or two couples
agreeing that the dispute was all about nothing, and that they might as
well find a quiet arbour and wait till it was over.

Yes, yes . . . you understand? . . . And in the midst of it all, and just
as Mr. Hardcastle had carried his point and Ma'amselle Julie gave way,
declaring that never in this world would she be able to look Miss St. Maur
in the face again, who should come hurrying past the verandah but Dr.
Clatworthy himself!

In the babel of talking and laughing no one had heard his footstep; and he
came to a halt by a laylock-bush at the end of the verandah and stood
staring: and while he stared his face went red, and then white, and he
reeled back behind the bush and put both hands to his head.

What had he seen?  His bride--his chosen Sophia--disappearing into an
arbour with a young man!  And her youthful companions--pupils of an
establishment he had chosen with such care--making merry with a group of
uniformed officers--of soldiers--well known to be the most profligate of
men!

Oh, monstrous!

But what was to be done?  Could he stalk into the midst of the party and
raise a scene?  The young men might laugh at him. . . . Even supposing he
put them to rout, what next was he to do?  He would find himself with
those abandoned girls left on his hands.  A pleasant tea-party, that!
And Miss St.  Maur might not be arriving for another hour.  Could he spend
all that time in lecturing them?  Could he even trust himself to speak to
Sophia?  Dr. Clatworthy, still with his hands to his head, staggered down
the steps and forth from the garden.

He had done with Sophia for ever!  His first demand of a woman worthy to
be his wife was that she should never have looked upon another man to make
eyes at him, and he had distinctly seen (Oh, monstrous, monstrous, to be
sure!). . . . He would go straight home and write Miss St. Maur a letter
the like of which that lady had never received in her life.

With these terrible thoughts working in his head, the poor man had crossed
a couple of fields on his way home when he looked up and saw Miss St. Maur
herself coming towards him along the footpath over the knap of the hill.

"Dr. Clatworthy!" cried Miss St. Maur.

"Ma'am," said Dr. Clatworthy.

"Why--why, wherever have you left dear Sophia and the rest of my charges?"

"At Merry-Garden, ma'am--and in various summer-houses, ma'am--and making
free, ma'am, with a vicious soldiery!"

"But it is impossible!" cried Miss St. Maur when he had told his tale of
horror.  "I refuse to believe it.  Indeed, sir, I can only think you have
taken leave of your senses!"

"Come and see for yourself, ma'am," said the doctor, cold as ice to look
at, but with an inside like a furnace.

He was forced almost to a run to keep pace with Miss St. Maur: but at the
steps leading up to the garden he made her promise him to go quiet, and
the pair tiptoed up and through the verandah and peered around the
laylock-bush.

"There!" cried Miss St. Maur, turning to him and pointing up the path with
her parasol.

To and fro along the path a party of young ladies was strolling
disconsolate.  They walked in pairs, to be sure: and the hum of their
voices reached to the laylock-bush as they bent and discussed the flowers
in Aunt Barbree's border.  Not a uniform, not a man, was in sight.

"There!" said Miss St. Maur.  "There, sir! What did I tell you?"


VII.


The cause of it all was Nandy.  Nandy had found a nice out-of-the-way
corner of the foreshore, with a patch of mud above the water's edge, and,
after a good roll in it (it was a trifle smellier than the baths at
Hi-jeen Villa, but nothing amiss), had waded out into the tide for a
thorough wash.  He was standing in water up to his armpits and rinsing the
mud out of his hair, when, happening to glance shorewards, he caught a
glimpse of scarlet, and rubbed his eyes to see a red-coated soldier
standing on the beach and overhauling his clothes, which he had left there
in a heap.

"Hi!" sang out Nandy.  "You leave those clothes alone: they're mine!"

The soldier put up a hand and seemed to be beckoning, cautious-like.

Nandy waded nearer.  "Looky-here, lobster--none of your tricks!" he said.
"They-there clothes belong to me."

"I ain't goin' to be a lobster, as you put it, much longer," said the
soldier.  "I'm a-goin' to cast my shell."  And with that he begins to
unbutton his tunic.  "If you try to interfere, young man, I'll wring your
neck; and if you cry out, I carry a pistol upon me--" and sure enough he
pulled a pistol from his pocket and laid it on the stones between his
feet.  "I'm a desperate man," he said.

"Hullo!" said Nandy, beginning to understand.  "Desertin', eh?"

The soldier nodded as he flung the tunic down on the beach--and Nandy took
note of the figures 32 in brass on the collar.  "It's all along of a
woman," said he.

"Ah!" said Nandy, sympathetic.  "There's lots of us in the world taken
that way."

"Looky-here," said the soldier, "if you try any sauce with me, you'll be
sorry for it; and, what's more, you won't get this pretty suit o' scarlet
clothes I was minded to leave you for a present."

"Thank you," said Nandy.

"They won't fit so badly if you turn up the bottoms o' the pantaloons: and
you can't look worse than you do in a state o' nature."

"All right," said Nandy; "only make haste about it; for 'tis cold standin'
here in the water."

To tell the truth a rare notion had crept into his head.  This scarlet
uniform--for scarlet it was, with white and yellow facings--had come as a
godsend.  He would walk home in it, and if it didn't frighten twenty
shillings out of Aunt Barbree he must have lost the knack of lying.

"You can't be in more of a hurry than I am," answered the soldier,
stripping to the very buff--for everything he wore, down to his shirt,
carried the regimental mark.  The only part of Nandy's wardrobe he spared
were the boots, which wouldn't fit him at all.

"So long!" said the soldier, having lit his pipe: and with that he gave a
shake to settle himself down in Nandy's clothes, picked up his pistol and
scrambled up through the bushes.  In thirty seconds he was over the cliff
and out of sight, and Nandy left to stare at his new uniform.

He picked up the articles gingerly and slipped them on, one by one.
There was a coarse flannel shirt with a leather stock, a pair of woollen
socks, black pantaloons with a line of red piping, spatterdashes, a tunic
such as I've described--with pipe-clayed belt and crossbelt--and last of
all a great japanned shako mounted with a brass plate and chin-strap and a
scarlet-and-white cockade like a shaving-brush.  When his toilet was
finished, Nandy stepped down to the edge of the tide to take a look at his
own reflection.  It seemed to him that he cut a fine figure; but somehow
he couldn't fetch up stomach to wear that rory-tory shako, but took his
way towards Merry-Garden carrying it a-dangle by the chin-strap.
However, by the time he reached the gate he had begun to feel more
accustomed to his grandeur, and likewise that in for a penny was in for a
pound: so, clapping the blessed thing tight on his head and pulling down
the strap, he marched up the steps with a bold face.

The verandah was empty, and he strode along it and past the laylock-bush
where--scarce ten minutes before--Dr. Clatworthy had received such a
desperate shock.  A little way beyond it was a path leading round to the
back door, and Nandy was making for this when his ears caught the sound of
laughing and the jingling of teacups from the line of arbours, and he
spied Susannah coming towards the house with a teapot in one hand and an
empty cream-dish in the other.  For the moment she didn't recognise him.

"Attention!  Stand at ease!" said Nandy, drawing himself up to the salute.

"The Lord deliver us!" screamed Susannah, dropping teapot and cream-dish
together: and at the sound of it a dozen gentlemen in regimentals came
rushing out from their arbours.  Before Nandy knew whether he stood on his
heels or his head one of these gentlemen had gripped him by the collar,
and was requiring him to say instanter what the devil he meant by it.

"Why, damme," shouted someone, "if 'tisn't the uniform of the
Thirty-second!  Here!  Shilston!  Appleshaw!"

"What's wrong?"

"The fellow belongs to yours."

"The deuce he does!  Slew him round and show his face."

"Oh, Nandy, Nandy!"--this was Miss Sophia's voice--"Have you really been
and gone and enlisted!"

"No, miss, I ha'n't,"--by this time Nandy was blubbering for very fright.
He tore himself loose and fell at Miss Sophia's feet.  "But I was takin' a
bath, miss--for my skin's sake, as advised by you--and a sojer came and
took my clothes by main force,"--here Nandy sobbed aloud--"I--I think,
miss, he must ha' meant to desert!"

"Hey!" One of the officers took him again by the collar.  "What's that
you're saying?  A deserter . . . left you these clothes and bolted? . . .
Oh, stop your whining and answer!  When?  Where?"

Nandy checked his tears--but not his sobs--and pointed.  "Down by the
foreshore, sir . . . not a quarter of an hour since . . . he took the way
up the Lynher, towards St. Germans . . ."

"Here, Appleshaw, this is serious!  Trehane, Drury--you'll help us?
A man of ours, deserted. . . . You'll excuse us, ladies--we'll bring the
fellow back to you if we catch him.  Show us the way, youngster--down by
the creek, did you say?  Tallyho, boys!  One and all!  Yoicks forra'd!
Go-one away!"--and, dragging Nandy with them, the pack pelted out of the
garden.


VIII.


Now you understand how it was that Dr. Clatworthy and Miss St. Maur,
entering the garden ten minutes later, saw but a bevy of disconsolate
maidens strolling the paths, and no uniform nor sign of one.

"There!" said Miss St. Maur, pointing with her parasol.  "There, sir! What
did I tell you?"

Dr. Clatworthy stared about him and mopped the crown of his head.
"But when I assure you, madam--"

"Oh, cruel, cruel!" Miss St. Maur burst into tears.

"Madam!" Dr. Clatworthy looked about him again.  The young ladies had
turned and were withdrawing slowly to the far end of the walk.  By this
time, you must know, the light had fallen dim, but with the moon rising
and the sun not gone altogether.  "Madam!  Dear madam!" said Dr.
Clatworthy, and was pressing her, polite as a lamb, towards the nearest
arbour to seat her there and persuade her.  But before he could pilot her
past the laylock-bush, forth from that very arbour stepped a couple,
and from the next arbour another couple, and both couples took the garden
path, and in each couple the heads were closer together than necessary for
ordinary talk, and the eyes of them seemingly too well occupied to notice
the doctor and Miss St. Maur by the laylock-bush.

You see, Mr. Hardcastle, who belonged to the Navy, hadn't felt the need to
trouble himself about a deserter from the sister service; and Mounseer
Raynold had found a cousin, and naturally felt no concern in chasing a man
to strengthen the British army.

"My dear madam!" said Dr. Clatworthy, and led Miss St. Maur towards the
arbour.  For certain he had recognised Miss Sophia; but maybe he let her
go then and there from his thoughts.  And Miss St. Maur by his side was
weeping bitterly.

Dr. Clatworthy wasn't used to a woman in tears.  He took Miss St. Maur's
hand, and by and by, finding her sobs didn't stop, he pressed it,
and . . .

Well, that's all the story.  I've heard my mother tell it a score of
times, and always when she came to this point, she'd laugh and tell me to
marry for choice before I came to fifty, or else trust to luck and buy a
handkerchief.



THE BEND OF THE ROAD.


I.


Just outside the small country station of M---- in Cornwall, a viaduct
carries the Great Western Railway line across a coombe, or narrow valley,
through which a tributary trout-stream runs southward to meet the tides of
the L---- River.   From the carriage-window as you pass you look down the
coombe for half a mile perhaps, and also down a road which, leading out
from M---- Station a few yards below the viaduct, descends the left-hand
slope at a sharp incline to the stream; but whether to cross it or run
close beside it down the valley bottom you cannot tell, since, before they
meet, an eastward curve of the coombe shuts off the view.

Both slopes are pleasantly wooded, and tall beeches, interset here and
there with pines--a pretty contrast in the spring--spread their boughs
over the road; which is cut cornice-wise, with a low parapet hedge to
protect it along the outer side, where the ground falls steeply to the
water-meadows, that wind like a narrow green riband edged by the stream
with twinkling silver.

For the rest, there appears nothing remarkable in the valley: and
certainly Mr. Molesworth, who crossed and recrossed it regularly on
Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, on his way to and from his banking
business in Plymouth, would have been puzzled to explain why, three times
out of four, as his train rattled over the viaduct, he laid down his
newspaper, took the cigar from his mouth, and gazed down from the window
of his first-class smoking carriage upon the green water-meadows and the
curving road.  The Great Western line for thirty miles or so on the far
side of Plymouth runs through scenery singularly beautiful, and its many
viaducts carry it over at least a dozen coombes more strikingly
picturesque than this particular one which alone engaged his curiosity.
The secret, perhaps, lay with the road.  Mr. Molesworth, who had never set
foot on it, sometimes wondered whither it led and into what country it
disappeared around the base of the slope to which at times his eyes
travelled always wistfully.  He had passed his forty-fifth year, and
forgotten that he was an imaginative man.  Nevertheless, and quite
unconsciously, he let his imagination play for a few moments every
morning--in the evening, jaded with business, he forgot as often as not to
look--along this country road.  Somehow it had come to wear a friendly
smile, inviting him: and he on his part regarded it with quite a friendly
interest.  Once or twice, half-amused by the fancy, he had promised
himself to take a holiday and explore it.

Years had gone by, and the promise remained unredeemed, nor appeared
likely to be redeemed; yet at the back of his mind he was always aware of
it.  Daily, as the train slowed down and stopped at M---- Station, he
spared a look for the folks on the platform.  They had come by the road;
and others, alighting, were about to take the road.

They were few enough, as a rule: apple-cheeked farmers and country-wives
with their baskets, bound for Plymouth market; on summer mornings, as
likely as not, an angler or two, thick-booted, carrying rods and creels,
their hats wreathed with March-browns or palmers on silvery lines of gut;
in the autumn, now and then, a sportsman with his gun; on Monday mornings
half a dozen Navy lads returning from furlough, with stains of native
earth on their shoes and the edges of their wide trousers. . . . The faces
of all these people wore an innocent friendliness: to Mr. Molesworth,
a childless man, they seemed a childlike race, and mysterious as children,
carrying with them like an aura the preoccupations of the valley from
which they emerged.  He decided that the country below the road must be
worth exploring; that spring or early summer must be the proper season,
and angling his pretext.  He had been an accomplished fly-fisher in his
youth, and wondered how much of the art would return to his hand when,
after many years, it balanced the rod again.

Together with his fly-fishing, Mr. Molesworth had forgotten most of the
propensities of his youth.  He had been born an only son of rich parents,
who shrank from exposing him to the rigours and temptations of a public
school.  Consequently, when the time came for him to go up to Oxford,
he had found no friends there and had made few, being sensitive, shy,
entirely unskilled in games, and but moderately interested in learning.
His vacations, which he spent at home, were as dull as he had always found
them under a succession of well-meaning, middle-aged tutors--until, one
August day, as he played a twelve-pound salmon, he glanced up at the
farther bank and into a pair of brown eyes which were watching him with
unconcealed interest.

The eyes belonged to a yeoman-farmer's daughter: and young Molesworth lost
his fish, but returned next day, and again day after day, to try for him.
At the end of three weeks or so, his parents--he was a poor hand at
dissimulation--discovered what was happening, and interfered with
promptness and resolution.  He had not learnt the art of disobedience, and
while he considered how to begin (having, indeed, taken his passion with a
thoroughness that did him credit), Miss Margaret, sorely weeping, was
packed off on a visit to her mother's relations near Exeter, where, three
months later, she married a young farmer-cousin and emigrated to Canada.

In this way Mr. Molesworth's love-making and his fly-fishing had come to
an end together.  Like Gibbon, he had sighed as a lover, and (Miss
Margaret's faithlessness assisting) obeyed as a son.  Nevertheless, the
sequel did not quite fulfil the hopes of his parents, who, having acted
with decision in a situation which took them unawares, were willing enough
to make amends by providing him with quite a large choice of suitable
partners.  To their dismay it appeared that he had done with all thoughts
of matrimony: and I am not sure that, as the years went on, their dismay
did not deepen into regret.  To the end he made them an admirable son, but
they went down to their graves and left him unmarried.

In all other respects he followed irreproachably the line of life they had
marked out for him.  He succeeded to the directorate of the Bank in which
the family had made its money, and to those unpaid offices of local
distinction which his father had adorned.  As a banker he was eminently
'sound'--that is to say, cautious, but not obstinately conservative; as a
Justice of the Peace, scrupulous, fair, inclined to mercy, exact in the
performance of all his duties.  As High Sheriff he filled his term of
office and discharged it adequately, but without ostentation.
Respecting wealth, but not greatly caring for it--as why should he?--every
year without effort he put aside a thousand or two.  Men liked him, in
spite of his shyness: his good manners hiding a certain fastidiousness of
which he was aware without being at all proud of it.  No one had ever
treated him with familiarity.  One or two at the most called him friend,
and these probably enjoyed a deeper friendship than they knew.
Everyone felt him to be, behind his reserve, a good fellow.

Regularly thrice a week he drove down in his phaeton to the small country
station at the foot of his park, and caught the 10.27 up-train: regularly
as the train started he lit the cigar which, carefully smoked, was
regularly three-parts consumed by the time he crossed the M---- viaduct;
and regularly, as he lit it, he was conscious of a faint feeling of
resentment at the presence of Sir John Crang.

Nine mornings out of ten, Sir John Crang (who lived two stations down the
line) would be his fellow-traveller; and, three times out of five, his
only companion.  Sir John was an ex-Civil Servant, knighted for what were
known vaguely as 'services in Burmah,' and, now retired upon a derelict
country seat in Cornwall, was making a bold push for local importance,
and dividing his leisure between the cultivation of roses (in which he
excelled) and the directorship of a large soap-factory near the Plymouth
docks.  Mr. Molesworth did not like him, and might have accounted for his
dislike by a variety of reasons.  He himself, for example, grew roses in a
small way as an amateur, and had been used to achieve successes at the
local flower-shows until Sir John arrived and in one season beat him out
of the field.  This, as an essentially generous man, he might have
forgiven; but not the loud dogmatic air of patronage with which, on
venturing to congratulate his rival and discuss some question of culture,
he had been bullied and set right, and generally treated as an ignorant
junior.  Moreover, he seemed to observe--but he may have been mistaken--
that, whatever rose he selected for his buttonhole, Sir John would take
note of it and trump next day with a finer bloom.

But these were trifles.  Putting them aside, Mr. Molesworth felt that he
could never like the man who--to be short--was less of a gentleman than a
highly coloured and somewhat aggressive imitation of one.  Most of all,
perhaps, he abhorred Sir John's bulging glassy eyeballs, of a hard white
by contrast with his coppery skin--surest sign of the cold sensualist.
But in fact he took no pains to analyse his aversion, which extended even
to the smell of Sir John's excellent but Burmese cigars.  The two men
nodded when they met, and usually exchanged a remark or two on the
weather.  Beyond this they rarely conversed, even upon politics, although
both were Conservatives and voters in the same electoral division.

The day of which this story tells was a Saturday in the month of May
188--, a warm and cloudless morning, which seemed to mark the real
beginning of summer after an unusually cold spring.  The year, indeed,
had reached that exact point when for a week or so the young leaves are as
fragrant as flowers, and the rush of the train swept a thousand delicious
scents in at the open windows.  Mr. Molesworth had donned a white
waistcoat in honour of the weather, and wore a bud of a Capucine rose in
his buttonhole.  Sir John had adorned himself with an enormous glowing
Senateur Vaisse.  (Why not a Paul Neyron while he was about it? wondered
Mr. Molesworth, as he surveyed the globular bloom.)

    "Now in the breast a door flings wide--"

It may have been the weather that disposed Sir John to talk to-day.
After commending it, and adding a word or two in general in praise of the
West-country climate, he paused and watched Mr. Molesworth lighting his
cigar.

"You're a man of regular habits?" he observed unexpectedly, with a shade
of interrogation in his voice.

Mr. Molesworth frowned and tossed his match out of window.

"I believe in regular habits myself."  Sir John, bent on affability,
laid down his newspaper on his knee.  "There's one danger about them,
though: they're deadening.  They save a man the bother of thinking, and
persuade him he's doing right, when all the reason is that he's done the
same thing a hundred times before.  I came across that in a book once, and
it seemed to me dashed sound sense.  Now here's something I'd like to ask
you--have you any theory at all about dreams?"

"Dreams?" echoed Mr. Molesworth, taken aback by the inconsequent question.

"There's a Society--isn't there?--that makes a study of 'em and collects
evidence.  Man wakes up, having dreamt that friend whom he knows to be
abroad is standing by his bed; lights his candle or turns on the
electric-light and looks at his watch; goes to sleep again, tells his
family all about it at breakfast, and a week or two later learns that his
friend died at such-and-such an hour, and the very minute his watch
pointed to.  That's the sort of thing."

"You mean the Psychical Society?"

"That's the name.  Well, I'm a case for 'em.  Anyway, I can knock the
inside out of one of their theories, that dreams are a sort of
memory-game, made up of scenes and scraps and suchlike out of your waking
consciousness--isn't that the lingo?  Now, I've never had but one dream in
my life; but I've dreamt it two or three score of times, and I dreamt it
last night."

"Indeed?"  Mr. Molesworth was getting mildly interested.

"And I'm not what you'd call a fanciful sort of person," went on Sir John,
with obvious veracity.  "Regular habits--rise early and to bed early;
never a day's trouble with my digestion; off to sleep as soon as my head
touches the pillow.  You can't call my dream a nightmare, and yet it's
unpleasant, somehow."

"But what is it?"

"Well,"--Sir John seemed to hesitate--"you might call it a scene.
Yes, that's it--a scene.  There's a piece of water and a church beside
it--just an ordinary-looking little parish church, with a tower but no
pinnacles.  Outside the porch there's a tallish stone cross--you can just
see it between the elms from the churchyard gate; and going through the
gate you step over a sort of grid--half a dozen granite stones laid
parallel, with spaces between."

"Then it must be a Cornish church.  You never see that contrivance outside
the Duchy: though it's worth copying.   It keeps out sheep and cattle,
while even a child can step across it easily."

"But, my dear sir, I never saw Cornwall--and certainly never saw or heard
of this contrivance--until I came and settled here, eight years ago:
whereas I've been dreaming this, off and on, ever since I was fifteen."

"And you never actually saw the rest of the scene? the church itself, for
instance?"

"Neither stick nor stone of it: I'll take my oath.  Mind you, it isn't
_like_ a church made up of different scraps of memory.  It's just that
particular church, and I know it by heart, down to a scaffold-hole, partly
hidden with grass, close under the lowest string-course of the tower,
facing the gate."

"And inside?"

"I don't know.  I've never been inside.  But stop a moment--you haven't
heard the half of it yet!  There's a road comes downhill to the shore,
between the churchyard wall--there's a heap of greyish silvery-looking
stuff, by the way, growing on the coping--something like lavender, with
yellow blossoms--Where was I?  Oh yes, and on the other side of the road
there's a tall hedge with elms above it.  It breaks off where the road
takes a bend around and in front of the churchyard gate, with a yard or
two of turf on the side towards the water, and from the turf a clean drop
of three feet, or a little less, on to the foreshore.  The foreshore is
all grey stones, round and flat, the sort you'd choose to play what's
called ducks-and-drakes.  It goes curving along, and the road with it,
until the beach ends with a spit of rock, and over the rock a kind of
cottage (only bigger, but thatched and whitewashed just like a cottage)
with a garden, and in the garden a laburnum in flower, leaning slantwise,"
--Sir John raised his open hand and bent his forefinger to indicate the
angle--"and behind the cottage a reddish cliff with a few clumps of furze
overhanging it, and the turf on it stretching up to a larch plantation
. . . ."

Sir John paused and rubbed his forehead meditatively.

"At least," he resumed, "I _think_ it's a larch plantation; but the scene
gets confused above a certain height.  It's the foreshore, and the church
and the cottage that I always see clearest.  Yes, and I forgot to tell
you--I'm a poor hand at description--that there's a splash of whitewash on
the spit of rock, and an iron ring fixed there, for warping-in a vessel,
maybe: and sometimes there's a boat, out on the water. . . ."

"You describe it vividly enough," said Mr. Molesworth as Sir John paused
and, apparently on the point of resuming his story, checked himself,
tossed his cigar out of the window, and chose a fresh one from his
pocket-case.  "Well, and what happens in your dream?"

Sir John struck a match, puffed his fresh cigar alight, deliberately
examined the ignited end, and flung the match away.  "Nothing happens.
I told you it was just a scene, didn't I?"

"You said that somehow the dream was an unpleasant one."

"So I did.  So it is.  It makes me damnably uncomfortable every time I
dream it; though for the life of me I can't tell you why."

"The picture as you draw it seems to me quite a pleasant one."

"So it is, again."

"And you say nothing happens?"

"Well--" Sir John took the cigar from his mouth and looked at it--
"nothing ever happens in it, definitely: nothing at all.  But always in the
dream there's a smell of lemon verbena--it comes from the garden--and a
curious hissing noise--and a sense of a black man's being somehow mixed up
in it all. . . ."

"A black man?"

"Black or brown . . . in the dream I don't think I've ever actually seen
him.  The hissing sound--it's like the hiss of a snake, only ten times
louder--may have come into the dream of late years.  As to that I won't
swear.  But I'm dead certain there was always a black man mixed up in it,
or what I may call a sense of one: and that, as you will say, is the most
curious part of the whole business."

Sir John flipped away the ash of his cigar and leant forward impressively.

"If I wasn't, as I say, dead sure of his having been in it from the
first," he went on, "I could tell you the exact date when he took a hand
in the game: because," he resumed after another pause, "I once actually
saw what I'm telling you."

"But you told me," objected Mr. Molesworth, "that you had never actually
seen it."

"I was wrong then.  I saw it once, in a Burmese boy's hand at Maulmain.
The old Eastern trick, you know: palmful of ink and the rest of it.
There was nothing particular about the boy except an ugly scar on his
cheek (caused, I believe, by his mother having put him down to sleep in
the fireplace while the clay floor of it was nearly red-hot under the
ashes).  His master called himself his grandfather--a holy-looking man
with a white beard down to his loins: and the pair of them used to come up
every year from Mergui or some such part, at the Full Moon of Taboung,
which happens at the end of March and is the big feast in Maulmain.
The pair of them stood close by the great entrance of the Shway Dagone,
where the three roads meet, and just below the long flights of steps
leading up to the pagoda.  The second day of the feast I was making for
the entrance with a couple of naval officers I had picked up at the Club,
and my man, Moung Gway, following as close as he could keep in the crowd.
Just as we were going up the steps, the old impostor challenged me, and,
partly to show my friends what the game was like--for they were new to the
country--I stopped and found a coin for him.  He poured the usual dollop
of ink into the boy's hand, and, by George, sir, next minute I was staring
at the very thing I'd seen a score of times in my dreams but never out of
them.  I tell you, there's more in that Eastern hanky-panky than meets the
eye; beyond that I'll offer no opinion.  Outside the magic I believe the
whole business was a put-up job, to catch my attention and take me
unawares.  For when I stepped back, pretty well startled, and blinking
from the strain of keeping my attention fixed on the boy's palm, a man
jumped forward from the crowd and precious nearly knifed me.  If it hadn't
been for Moung Gway, who tripped him up and knocked him sideways, I should
have been a dead man in two twos--for my friends were taken aback by the
suddenness of it.  But in less than a minute we had him down and the
handcuffs on him; and the end was, he got five years' hard, which means
hefting chain-shot from one end to another of the prison square and then
hefting it back again.  There was a rather neat little Burmese girl, you
see--a sort of niece of Moung Gway's--who had taken a fancy to me; and
this turned out to be a disappointed lover, just turned up from a voyage
to Cagayan in a paddy-boat.  I believed he had fixed it up with the
venerable one to hold me with the magic until he got in his stroke.
Venomous beggars, those Burmans, if you cross 'em in the wrong way!
The fellow got his release a week before I left Maulmain for good, and the
very next day Moung Gway was found, down by the quays, dead as a haddock,
with a wound between the shoulder-blades as neat as if he'd been measured
for it.  Oh, I could tell you a story or two about those fellows!"

"It's easily explained, at any rate," Mr. Molesworth suggested, "why you
see a dark-skinned man in your dream."

"But I tell you, my dear sir, he has been a part of the dream from the
beginning . . . before I went to Wren's, and long before ever I thought of
Burmah.  He's as old as the church itself, and the foreshore and the
cottage--the whole scene, in fact--though I can't say he's half as
distinct.  I can't tell you in the least, for instance, what his features
are like.  I've said that the upper part of the dream is vague to me;
at the end of the foreshore, that is, where the cottage stands; the church
tower I can see plainly enough to the very top.  But over by the cottage--
above the porch, as you may say--everything seems to swim in a mist:
and it's up in that mist the fellow's head and shoulders appear and
vanish.  Sometimes I think he's looking out of the window at me, and draws
back into the room as if he didn't want to be seen; and the mist itself
gathers and floats away with the hissing sound I told you about. . . ."

Sir John's voice paused abruptly.  The train was drawing near the M----
viaduct, and Mr. Molesworth from force of habit had turned his eyes to the
window, to gaze down the green valley.  He withdrew them suddenly, and
looked around at his companion.

"Ah, to be sure," he said vaguely; "I had forgotten the hissing sound."

It was curious, but as he spoke he himself became aware of a loud hissing
sound filling his ears.  The train lurched and jolted heavily.

"Hullo!" exclaimed Sir John, half rising in his seat, "something's wrong."
He was staring past Mr. Molesworth and out of the window.  "Nasty place
for an accident, too," he added in a slow, strained voice.

The two men looked at each other for a moment.  Sir John's face wore a
tense expression--a kind of galvanised smile.  Mr.  Molesworth closed his
eyes, instinctively concealing his sudden sickening terror of what an
accident just there must mean: and for a second or so he actually had a
sensation of dropping into space.  He remembered having felt something
like it in dreams three or four times in his life: and at the same instant
he remembered a country superstition gravely imparted to him in childhood
by his old nurse, that if you dreamt of falling and didn't wake up before
reaching the bottom, you would surely die.  The absurdity of it chased
away his terror, and he opened his eyes and looked about him with a short
laugh. . . .

The train still jolted heavily, but had begun to slow down, and Mr.
Molesworth drew a long breath as a glance told him that they were past the
viaduct.  Sir John had risen, and was leaning out of the farther window.
Something had gone amiss, then.  But what?

He put the question aloud.  Sir John, his head and shoulders well outside
the carriage-window, did not answer.  Probably he did not hear.

As the train ran into M---- Station and came to a standstill, Mr.
Molesworth caught a glimpse of the station-master, in his gold-braided
cap, by the door of the booking-office.  He wore a grave, almost a scared
look. The three or four country-people on the sunny platform seemed to
have their gaze drawn by the engine, and somebody ahead there was
shouting. Sir John Crang, without a backward look, flung the door open
and stepped out.  Mr. Molesworth was preparing to follow--and by the
cramped feeling in his fingers was aware at the same instant that he had
been gripping the arm-rest almost desperately--when the guard of the
train came running by and paused to thrust his head in at the open
doorway to explain.

"Engine's broken her coupling-rod, sir--just before we came to the
viaduct.  Mercy for us she didn't leave the rails."

"Mercy indeed, as you say," Mr. Molesworth assented.  "I suppose we shall
be hung up here until they send a relief down?"

The guard--Mr. Molesworth knew him as 'George' by name, and by habit
constantly polite--turned and waved his flag hurriedly, in acknowledgment
of the shouting ahead, before answering--

"You may count on half an hour's delay, sir.  Lucky it's no worse.
You'll excuse me--they're calling for me down yonder."

He ran on, and Mr. Molesworth stepped out upon the platform, of which this
end was already deserted, all the passengers having alighted and hurried
forward to inspect the damaged engine.  A few paces beyond the door he met
the station-master racing back to despatch a telegram.

"It seems that we've had a narrow escape," said Mr. Molesworth.

The station-master touched his hat and plunged into his office.
Mr. Molesworth, instead of joining the crowd around the engine, halted
before a small pile of luggage on a bench outside the waiting-room and
absent-mindedly scanned the labels.

Among the parcels lay a fishing-rod in a canvas case and a wicker creel,
the pair of them labelled and bearing the name of an acquaintance of his--
a certain Sir Warwick Moyle, baronet and county magistrate, beside whom he
habitually sat at Quarter Sessions.

"I had no idea," Mr. Molesworth mused, "that Moyle was an angler.
It would be a fair joke, anyway, to borrow his rod and fill up the time.--
How long before the relief comes down?" he asked, intercepting the
station-master as he came rushing out from his office and slammed the door
behind him.

"Maybe an hour, sir, before we get you started again.  I can't honestly
promise you less than forty minutes."

"Very well, then: I'm going to borrow Sir Warwick's rod, there, and fill
up the time," said Mr. Molesworth, pointing at it.

The station-master apparently did not hear; at any rate he passed on
without remonstrance.  Mr. Molesworth slung the creel over his shoulder,
picked up the rod, and stepped out beyond the station gateway upon the
road.


II.

The road ran through a cutting, sunless, cooled by many small springs of
water trickling down the rock-face, green with draperies of the
hart's-tongue and common polypody ferns; and emerged again into warmth
upon a curve of the hillside facing southward down the coombe, and almost
close under the second span of the viaduct, where the tall trestles
plunged down among the tree-tops like gigantic stilts, and the railway
left earth and spun itself across the chasm like a line of gossamer, its
criss-crossed timbers so delicately pencilled against the blue that the
whole structure seemed to swing there in the morning breeze.  Above it, in
heights yet more giddy, the larks were chiming; and Mr. Molesworth's heart
went up to those clear heights with a sudden lift.

In all the many times he had crossed the viaduct he had never once
guessed--he could not have imagined--how beautiful it looked from below.
He stood and gazed, and drew a long breath.  Was it the escape from
dreadful peril, with its blessed revulsion of feeling, that so quickened
all his senses dulled by years of habit?  He could not tell.  He gave
himself up to the strange and innocent excitement.

Why had he never till now--and now only by accident--obeyed the impulse to
descend this road and explore?  He was rich: he had not even the excuse of
children to be provided for: the Bank might surely have waited for one
day.  He did not want much money.  His tastes were simple--Was not the
happiness at this moment thrilling him a proof that his tastes were simple
as a child's?  Lo, too, his eyes were looking on the world as freshly as a
child's!  Why had he so long denied them a holiday?  Why do men chain
themselves in prisons of their own making?

What had the station-master said?  It might be an hour--certainly not less
than forty minutes--before the train could be restarted.  Mr. Molesworth
looked at his watch.  Forty minutes to explore the road: forty minutes'
holiday!  He laughed, pocketed the watch again, and took the road briskly,
humming a song.

Suppose he missed his train?  Why, then, the Bank must do without him
to-day, as it would have to do without him, one of these days, when he was
dead.  He thought of his fellow-directors' faces, and laughed again.
He felt morally certain of missing that train.  What kind of world would
it be if money grew in birds' nests, or if leaves were currency and
withered in autumn?  Would it include truant-schools for bankers? . . .

    "He that is down needs fear no fall,
        He that is low, no pride;
     He that is humble ever shall
        Have God to be his guide."

    "Fulness to such a burden is
        That go on pilgrimage--"

Mr. Molesworth did not actually sing these words.  The tune he hummed was
a wordless one, and, for that matter, not even much of a tune.  But he
afterwards declared very positively that he sang the sense of them,
being challenged by the birds calling in contention louder and louder as
the road dipped towards the stream, and by the music of lapsing water
which now began to possess his ear.  For some five or six furlongs the
road descended under beech-boughs, between slopes carpeted with last
year's leaves: but by and by the beeches gave place to an oak coppice with
a matted undergrowth of the whortleberry; and where these in turn broke
off, and a plantation of green young larches climbed the hill, the wild
hyacinths ran down to the stream in sheet upon sheet of blue.

Mr. Molesworth rested his creel on the low hedge above one of these sheets
of blue, and with the music of the stream in his ears began to unpack Sir
Warwick Moyle's fishing-rod.  For a moment he paused, bethinking himself,
with another short laugh, that, without flies, neither rod nor line would
catch him a fish.  But decidedly fortune was kind to him to-day: for,
opening the creel, he found Sir Warwick's fly-book within it, bulging with
hooks and flies by the score--nay, by the hundred.  He unbuckled the strap
and was turning the leaves to make his choice, when his ear caught the
sound of footsteps, and he lifted his eyes to see Sir John Crang coming
down the road.

"Hullo!" hailed Sir John.  "I saw you slip out of the station and took a
fancy that I'd follow.  Pretty little out-of-the-way spot, this.  Eh?
Why, where on earth did you pick up those angling traps?"

"I stole them," answered Mr. Molesworth deliberately, choosing a fly.
He did not in the least desire Sir John's company, but somehow found
himself too full of good-nature to resent it actively.

"Stole 'em?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, they belong to a friend of mine.  They were
lying ready to hand in the station, and I borrowed them without leave.
He won't mind."

"You're a cool one, I must say."  It may be that the recent agitation of
his feelings had shaken Sir John's native vulgarity to the surface.
Certainly he spoke now with a commonness of idiom and accent he was
usually at pains to conceal.  "You must have a fair nerve altogether,
for all you're such a quiet-looking chap.  Hadn't even the curiosity--had
you?--to find out what had gone wrong; but just picked up a handy
fishing-rod and strolled off to fill up the time till damages were
repaired.  Look here.  Do you know, or don't you, that 'twasn't by more
than a hair's-breadth we missed going over that viaduct?"

"I knew we must have had a narrow escape."

"And you can be tying the fly there on to that gut as steady as a doctor
picking up an artery!  Well, I envy you.  Look at _that!_" Sir John held
out a brown, hairy, shaking hand.  "And I don't reckon myself a coward,
either."

Mr. Molesworth knew that the man's record had established at any rate his
reputation for courage.  He had, in fact, been a famous hunter-out of
Dacoity.

"I didn't know you went in for that sort of thing," pursued Sir John,
watching Mr. Molesworth, who, with a penknife, was trimming the ends of
gut.  "Don't mind my watching your first cast or two, I hope?  I won't
talk.  Anglers don't like being interrupted, I know."

"I shall be glad of your company: and please talk as much as you choose.
To tell the truth, I haven't handled a rod for years, and I'm making this
little experiment to see if I've quite lost the knack, rather than with
any hope of catching fish."

It appeared, however, that he had not lost the knack, and after the first
cast or two, in the pleasure of recovered skill, his senses abandoned
themselves entirely to the sport.  Sir John had lit a cigar and seated
himself amid the bracken a short distance back from the brink, to watch:
but whether he conversed or not Mr. Molesworth could not tell.
He remembered afterwards that at the end of twenty minutes or so--probably
when his cigar was finished--Sir John rose and announced his intention of
strolling some way farther down the valley--"to soothe his nerves a bit,"
as he said, adding, "So long!  I see you're going to miss that train, to a
certainty."

Yes, it was certain enough that Mr. Molesworth would miss his train.
He fished down the stream slowly, the song and dazzle of the water filling
his ears, his vision; his whole being soothed and lulled less by the
actual scene than by a hundred memories it awakened or set stirring.
He was young again--a youth of twenty with romance in his heart.
The plants and grasses he trod were the asphodels, sundew, water-mint his
feet had crushed--crushed into fragrance--five-and-twenty years ago. . . .

So deeply preoccupied was he that, coming to a bend where the coombe
suddenly widened, and the stream without warning cast its green fringe of
alders like a slough and slipped down a beach of flat pebbles to the head
waters of a tidal creek, Mr.  Molesworth rubbed his eyes with a start.
Had the stream been a Naiad she could not have given him the go-by more
coquettishly.

He rubbed his eyes, and then with a short gasp of wonder--almost of
terror--involuntarily looked around for Sir John.  Here before him was a
shore, with a church beside it, and at the far end a whitewashed cottage--
surely the very shore, church, cottage, of Sir John's dream!  Yes, there
was the stone cross before the porch; and here the grid-fashioned church
stile; and yonder under the string-course the scaffold-hole with the grass
growing out of it!

If Mr. Molesworth's hands had been steady when he tied on his May-fly,
they trembled enough now as he hurriedly put up his tackle and disjointed
his rod: and still, and again while he hastened across to the cottage
above the rocky spit--the cottage with the larch plantation above and in
the garden a laburnum aslant and in bloom--his eyes sought the beach for
Sir John.

The cottage was a large one, as Sir John had described.  It was, in fact,
a waterside inn, with its name, The Saracen's Head, painted in black
letters along its whitewashed front and under a swinging signboard.
Looking up at the board Mr. Molesworth discerned, beneath its dark
varnish, the shoulders, scimitar, and grinning face of a turbaned Saracen,
and laughed aloud between incredulity and a sense of terror absurdly
relieved.  This, then, was Sir John's black man!

But almost at the same moment another face looked over the low hedge--the
face of a young girl in a blue sun-bonnet: and Mr. Molesworth put out a
hand to the gate to steady himself.

The girl--she had heard his laugh, perhaps--gazed down at him with a frank
curiosity.  Her eyes were honest, clear, untroubled: they were also
extremely beautiful eyes: and they were more.  As Mr. Molesworth to his
last day was prepared to take oath, here were the very eyes, as here was
the very face and here the very form, of the Margaret whom he had suffered
for, and suffered to be lost to him, twenty-five years ago.  It was
Margaret, and she had not aged one day.

In Margaret's voice, too, seeing that he made no motion to enter, she
spoke down to him across the hedge.

"Are you a friend, sir, of the gentleman that was here just now?"

"Sir John Crang?"  Mr. Molesworth just managed to command his voice.

"I don't know his name, sir.  But he left his cigar-case behind.  I found
it on the settle five minutes after he had gone, and ran out to search for
him. . . ."

Mr. Molesworth opened the gate and held out a hand for the case.  Yes: he
recognised it.  It bore Sir John's monogram in silver.

"I will give it to him," he said.  Without exactly knowing why, he
followed her into the inn-kitchen.  Yes, he would take a pint of her ale.
"The home-brewed?"  Yes, certainly, the home-brewed.

She brought it in a pewter tankard, exquisitely polished.  The polish of
it caught and cast back the sunlight in prismatic circles on the scoured
deal table.  The girl--Margaret--stood for a moment in the fuller sunlight
by the window, lingering there to pick a dead leaf from a geranium on the
ledge.

"Which way did Sir John go?"

"I _thought_ he took the turning along the shore; but I didn't notice
particularly which way he went.  He said he had come down the valley, and
I took it for granted he would be going on."

Mr. Molesworth drank his beer and stood up.  "There are only two ways,
then, out of this valley?"

"Thank you, sir--"  As he paid her she dropped a small curtsey--"Yes, only
two ways--up the valley or along the shore.  The road up the valley leads
to the railway station."

"By the way, there was an accident at the station this morning?"

"Indeed, sir?"  Her beautiful eyes grew round.  "Nothing serious, I hope?"

"It might have been a very nasty one indeed," said Mr. Molesworth, and
paused.  "I think I'll take a look along the shore before returning.
I don't want to miss my friend, if I can help it."

"You can see right along it from the rock beyond the garden," said the
girl, and Mr. Molesworth went out.

As he reached the spit of rock, the sunlight playing down the waters of
the creek dazzled him for a moment.  Rubbing his eyes, he saw, about two
hundred yards along the foreshore, a boat grounded, and two figures beside
it on the beach: and either his sight was playing him a trick or these two
were struggling together.

He ran towards them.   Almost as he started, in one of the figures he
recognised Sir John.  The other had him by the shoulders, and seemed to be
dragging him by main force towards the boat.  Mr. Molesworth shouted as he
rushed up to the fray.  The assailant turned--turned with a loud hissing
sound--and, releasing Sir John, swung up a hand with something in it that
flashed in the sun as he struck at the newcomer: and as Mr.  Molesworth
fell, he saw a fierce brown face and a cage of white, gleaming teeth bared
in a savage grin. . . .

He picked himself up, the blood running warm over his eyes, and, as he
stood erect for a moment, down over his white waistcoat.  But the dusky
face of his antagonist had vanished, and, with it, the whole scene.
In place of the foreshore with its flat grey stones, his eye travelled
down a steep green slope.  The hissing sound continued in his ears, louder
than ever, but it came with violent jets of steam from a locomotive,
grotesquely overturned some twenty yards below him.  Fainting, he saw and
sank across the body of Sir John Crang, which lay with face upturned among
the June grasses, staring at the sky.


III.


STATEMENT BY W. PITT FERGUSON, M.D., OF LOCKYER STREET, PLYMOUTH.

The foregoing narrative has been submitted to me by the writer, who was
well acquainted with the late Mr. Molesworth.  In my opinion it conveys a
correct impression of that gentleman's temperament and character: and I
can testify that in the details of his psychical adventures on the valley
road leading to St. A--'s Church it adheres strictly to the account given
me by Mr. Molesworth himself shortly after the accident on the M----
viaduct, and repeated by him several times with insistence during the
illness which terminated mortally some four months later.  The manner in
which the narrative is presented may be open to criticism: but of this, as
one who has for some years eschewed the reading of fiction, I am not a
fair judge.  It adds, at any rate, nothing in the way of 'sensation' to the
story as Mr. Molesworth told it: and of its improbability I should be the
last to complain, who am to add, of my own positive observation, some
evidence which will make it appear yet more startling, if not wholly
incredible.

The accident was actually witnessed by two men, cattle-jobbers, who were
driving down the valley road in a light cart or 'trap,' and were within
two hundred yards of the viaduct when they saw the train crash through the
parapet over the second span (counting from the west), and strike and
plunge down the slope.  In their evidence at the inquest, and again at the
Board of Trade inquiry, these men agree that it took them from five to
eight minutes only to alight, run down and across the valley (fording the
stream on their way), and scramble up to the scene of the disaster: and
they further agree that one of the first sad objects on which their eyes
fell was the dead body of Sir John Crang with Mr. Molesworth, alive but
sadly injured and bleeding, stretched across it.  Apparently they had
managed to crawl from the wreck of the carriage before Sir John succumbed,
or Mr. Molesworth had managed to drag his companion out--whether dead or
alive cannot be told--before himself fainting from loss of blood.

The toll of the disaster, as is generally known, amounted to twelve killed
and seventeen more or less seriously injured.  Help having been summoned
from M---- Station, the injured--or as many of them as could be removed--
were conveyed in an ambulance train to Plymouth.  Among them was Mr.
Molesworth, whose apparent injuries were a broken hip, a laceration of the
thigh, and an ugly, jagged scalp-wound.  Of all these he made, in time, a
fair recovery: but what brought him under my care was the nervous shock
from which his brain, even while his body healed, never made any promising
attempt to rally.  For some time after the surgeon had pronounced him
cured he lingered on, a visibly dying man, and died in the end of utter
nervous collapse.

Yet even within a few days of the end his brain kept an astonishing
clearness: and to me, as well as to the friends who visited him in
hospital and afterwards in his Plymouth lodgings--for he never returned
home again, being unable to face another railway journey--he would
maintain, and with astonishing vigour and lucidity of description, that he
had actually in very truth travelled down the valley in company with Sir
John Crang, and seen with his own eyes everything related in the foregoing
paper.  Now, as a record of what did undeniably pass through the brain of
a cultivated man in some catastrophic moments, I found these recollections
of his exceedingly interesting.  As no evidence is harder to collect, so
almost none can be of higher importance, than that of man's sensations at
the exact moment when he passes, naturally or violently, out of this
present life into whatever may be beyond.  Partly because Mr. Molesworth's
story, which he persisted in, had this scientific value; partly in the
hope of diverting his mind from the lethargy into which I perceived it to
be sinking; I once begged him to write the whole story down.  To this,
however, he was unequal.  His will betrayed him as soon as he took pen and
paper.

The entire veracity of his recollection he none the less affirmed again
and again, and with something like passion, although aware that his
friends were but humouring him while they listened and made pretence to
believe.  The strong card--if I may so term it--in his evidence was
undoubtedly Sir John Crang's cigar-case.  It was found in Mr. Molesworth's
breast-pocket when they undressed him at the hospital, and how it came
there I confess I cannot explain.  It may be that it had dropped on the
grass from Sir John's pocket, and that Mr. Molesworth, under the
hallucination which undoubtedly possessed him, picked it up, and pocketed
it before the two cattle-drovers found him.  It is an unlikely hypothesis,
but I cannot suggest a likelier.

A fortnight before his death he sent for a lawyer and made his will, the
sanity of which no one can challenge.  At the end he directed that his
body should be interred in the parish churchyard of St. A--, 'as close as
may be to the cross by the church porch.'  As a last challenge to
scepticism this surely was defiant enough.

It was my duty to attend the funeral.  The coffin, conveyed by train to
M---- Station, was there transferred to a hearse, and the procession
followed the valley road.  I forget at what point it began to be impressed
upon me, who had never travelled the road before, that Mr. Molesworth's
'recollections' of it had been so exact that they compelled a choice
between the impossibility of accepting his story and the impossibility of
doubting the assurance of so entirely honourable a man that he had never
travelled the road in his life.  At first I tried to believe that his
recollections of it--detailed as they were--might one by one have been
suggested by the view from the viaduct.  But, honestly, I was soon obliged
to give this up: and when we arrived at the creek's head and the small
churchyard beside it, I confessed myself confounded.  Point by point, and
at every point, the actual scene reproduced Mr. Molesworth's description.

I prefer to make no comment on my last discovery.  After the funeral,
being curious to satisfy myself in every particular, I walked across the
track to the inn--The Saracen's Head--which again answered Mr.
Molesworth's description to the last detail.  The house was kept by a
widow and her daughter: and the girl--an extremely good-looking young
person--made me welcome.  I concluded she must be the original of Mr.
Molesworth's illusion--perhaps the strangest of all his illusions--and
took occasion to ask her (I confess not without a touch of trepidation) if
she remembered the day of the accident.  She answered that she remembered
it well.  I asked if she remembered any visitor, or visitors, coming to
the inn on that day.  She answered, None: but that now I happened to speak
of it, somebody must have come that day while she was absent on an errand
to the Vicarage (which lies some way along the shore to the westward): for
on returning she found a fishing-rod and creel on the settle of the
inn-kitchen.

The creel had a luggage-label tied to it, and on the label was written
'Sir W. Moyle.'  She had written to Sir Warwick about it more than a
month ago, but had not heard from him in answer.  [It turned out that Sir
Warwick had left England, three days after the accident, on a yachting
excursion to Norway.]

"And a cigar-case?" I asked.  "You don't remember seeing a cigar-case?"

She shook her head, evidently puzzled.  "I know nothing about a
cigar-case," she said.  "But you shall see the rod and fishing-basket."

She ran at once and fetched them.  Now that rod and that creel (and the
fly-book within it) have since been restored to Sir Warwick Moyle.  He had
left them in care of the station-master at M----, whence they had been
missing since the day of the accident.  It was suspected that they had
been stolen, in the confusion that day prevailing at the little station,
by some ganger on the relief-train.

The girl, I am convinced, was honest, and had no notion how they found
their way to the kitchen of The Saracen's Head: nor--to be equally
honest--have I.



HI-SPY-HI!


AN EPISODE IN THE HISTORY OF THE LOOE DIE-HARDS.

Maybe you have never heard of the East and West Looe Volunteer Artillery--
the famous Looe Die-hards?  "The iniquity of oblivion," says Sir Thomas
Browne, "blindly scattereth her poppy, and deals with the memory of men
without distinction to merit of perpetuity."

"Time," writes Dr. Isaac Watts--

    "Time, like an ever-rolling stream,
        Bears all its sons away!"

And this fine hymn was a favourite with Captain AEneas Pond, the
commanding-officer of the Die-hards.  Yet am I sure that while singing it
Captain Pond in his heart excepted his own renowned corps.  For were not
the Die-hards an exception to every rule?

In the spring of the year 1803, when King George had to tell his faithful
subjects that the Treaty of Amiens was no better than waste-paper, and
Bonaparte began to assemble his troops and flat-bottomed boats in the camp
and off the coast by Boulogne with intent to invade us, public excitement
in the twin towns of East and West Looe rose to a very painful pitch.
Of this excitement was begotten the East and West Looe Volunteer
Artillery, which the Government kept in pay for six years and then
reluctantly disbanded.  The company on an average numbered sixty or
seventy men, commanded by a Captain and two Lieutenants of their own
choosing.  They learned the exercise of the great guns and of small arms;
they wore a uniform consisting of blue coat and pantaloons, with scarlet
facings and yellow wings and tassels, and a white waistcoat; and the
ladies of Looe embroidered two flags for them, with an inscription on
each--'_Death or Victory_' on the one--on the other, '_We Choose the
Latter._'

They meant it, too.  If the course of events between 1803 and 1809 denied
them the chance of achieving victory, 'tis at least remarkable how they
avoided the alternative.  Indeed it was their tenacity in keeping death at
arm's length which won for them their famous sobriquet.

The Doctor invented it.  (He was surgeon to the corps as well as to its
senior Lieutenant.)  The Doctor made the great discovery, and imparted it
to Captain Pond on a memorable evening in the late summer of 1808 as the
two strolled homeward from parade--the Captain moodily, as became a
soldier who for five years had carried a sword engraved with the motto,
'_My Life's Blood for the Two Looes,_' and as yet had been granted no
opportunity to flesh it.

"But look here, Pond," said the Doctor.  "Has it ever occurred to you to
reflect that in all these five years since you first enlisted your
company, not a single man of it has died?"

"Why the devil should he?" asked Captain Pond.

"Why?  Why, by every law of probability!" answered the Doctor.
"Take any collection of seventy men the sum of whose ages divided by
seventy gives an average age of thirty-four--which is the mean age of our
corps, for I've worked it out: then by the most favourable rates of
mortality three at least should die every year."

"War is a fearful thing!" commented Captain Pond.

"But, dammit, I'm putting the argument on a _civilian_ basis! I say that
even in time of peace, if you take any seventy men the sum of whose ages
divided by seventy gives thirty-four, you ought in five years to average a
loss of fifteen men."

"Then," murmured Captain Pond, "all I can say is that peace is a fearful
thing too."

"Yes, yes, Pond!  But my point is that in all these five years _we_ have
not yet lost a single man."

"Good Lord!" exclaimed Captain Pond, after a moment's thought.  "How do
you account for it?"

Professionally the Doctor was the most modest of men.  "I do not seek to
account for it," said he.  "I only know that you, my old friend, well
deserve the distinction which you have characteristically overlooked--that
of commanding the most remarkable company in the Duchy; nay, I will
venture to say, in the whole of England."

They had reached the brow of the hill overlooking the town.  Captain Pond
halted and gazed for a moment on the veil of smoke above the peaceful
chimneys, then into the sunset fading far down the Channel.  A sudden
moisture clouded his gaze, but in the moisture quivered a new-born light
of pride.

Yes, it was true.  He--he in five years' command--had never lost a man!

The discovery elated and yet humbled him.  His was a simple soul, and took
its responsibilities seriously.  He sought not to inquire for what high
purpose Providence had so signally intervened to stave off from the East
and West Looe Artillery the doom of common men.  He only prayed to be
equal to it.  The Doctor's statistics had, in fact, scared him a little.
I am positive that he never boasted.

And yet--I will say this for the credit of us Cornishmen, that we rejoice
one in another's good fortune.  Captain Pond might walk humbly and
'touch wood' to avert Nemesis: he could not prevent the whisper spreading,
nor, as it spread, could he silence the congratulations of his
fellow-townsmen.  'One and All'  is our motto, and Looe quickly made
Captain Pond's singular distinction its own--

    _There's Horse, there's Foot, there's Artiller-y,
        Yet none comes up with Looe;
     For the rest of the Army never says die,
        But our chaps never_ do!

You may realise something of the public enthusiasm when I tell you that it
gave an entirely new trend to the small-talk on the Town Quay.
Hitherto, the male population which resorted there had admitted but four
subjects as worthy of sensible men's discussion--the weather, the shipping
intelligence, religion, and politics: but in a few days the health of the
'Die-hards' took precedence of all these, and even threatened to
monopolise public gossip.  Captain Pond, as the first reward of notoriety,
found himself severely criticised for having at the outset enlisted a
dozen gunners of ripe age, although he had chosen them for no worse reason
than that they had served in his Majesty's Navy and were by consequence
the best marksmen in the two towns.  Not even this excuse, however, could
be pleaded on behalf of Gunner Israel Spettigew (commonly known as Uncle
Issy), a septuagenarian who owed his inclusion entirely to the jokes he
cracked.  They had been greatly relished on parade: as indeed they had
made him for forty years past the one indispensable man at
Mayor-choosings, Church-feasts, Carol-practices, Guise-dancings, and all
public occasions; and because they varied little with the years, no one
had taken the trouble to remark until now that Uncle Issy himself was
ageing.  But now the poor old fellow found himself the object of a
solicitude which (as he grumbled) made the Town Quay as melancholy as a
house in a warren.

The change in the public attitude came on him with a sudden shock.
"Good-mornin', Uncle," said Sergeant Pengelly of the Sloop Inn, as the
veteran joined the usual group on the Quay for the usual 'crack' after
breakfast.  "There was a touch o' frost in the air this mornin'.  I hope
it didn't affect you."

"What?" said Uncle Issy.

"We're in for a hard winter this season," went on Sergeant Pengelly
lugubriously.  "A touch o' frost so early in October you may take as one
o' Natur's warnings."

"Ay," chimed in Gunner Tripconey, shaking his head.  "What is man, when
all's said an' done?  One moment he's gallivantin' about in beauty and
majesty, an' the next--_phut!_ as you might say."

Uncle Issy stared at him with neighbourly interest.  "Been eatin' anything
to disagree with you, Tripconey?" he asked.

"I have not," Mr. Tripconey answered; "and what's more, though born so
recent as the very year his Majesty came to the throne, I've ordained to
be extry careful over my diet this winter an' go slow over such delicacies
as fried 'taties for breakfast.  If these things happen in the green tree,
Mr. Spettigew, what shall be done in the dry?"

Mr. Spettigew cheerfully ignored the hint.  "Talkin' of frost and
'taties," he said, "have you ever tried storin' them in hard weather under
your bed-tie?  'Tis a bit nubbly till the sleeper gets used to it, but it
benefits the man if he's anyway given to lumbago, an' for the 'taties
themselves 'tis salvation.  I tried it through the hard winter of the year
'five by the advice o' Parson Buller, and a better Christian never missed
the point of a joke.  'Well, Israel,' says he that January, 'how be the
potatoes getting along?'  'Your honour,' says I, 'like the Apostles
themselves, thirteen to the dozen; and likewise of whom it was said that
many are cold but few are frozen'--hee-hee!"

Nobody smiled.  "If you go strainin' yourself over little witticisms like
that," observed young Gunner Oke gloomily, "one of these days you'll be
heving the Dead March played over you before you know what's happenin':
and then, perhaps, you'll laugh on t'other side of your mouth."

Uncle Issy gazed around upon the company.  They were eyeing him, one and
all, in deadly earnest, and he crept away.  Until that moment he had
carried his years without feeling the burden.  He went home, raked
together the embers of the fire over which he had cooked his breakfast,
drew his chair close to the hearth, and sat down to warm himself.
Yes: Sergeant Pengelly had spoken the truth.  There _was_ an unnatural
touch of frost in the air this morning.

By and by, when William Henry Phippin's son, Archelaus, bugler to the
corps (aged fifteen), took the whooping-cough, public opinion blamed
Captain Pond no less severely for having enlisted a recruit who was still
an undergraduate in such infantile disorders: and although the poor child
took it in the mildest form, his father (not hitherto remarkable for
parental tenderness) ostentatiously practised the favourite local cure and
conveyed him to and fro for three days and all day long in the ferry-boat
which plied under Captain Pond's windows.  The demonstration, which was
conducted in mufti, could not be construed as mutiny; but the spirit which
prompted it, and the public feeling it evoked, galled the worthy Captain
more than he cared to confess.

Still, and when all was said and done, the sweets of notoriety
outflavoured the sours.  The Troy Artillery, down the coast, had betrayed
its envy in a spiteful epigram; and this neighbourly acid, infused upon
the pride of Looe, had crystallised it, so to speak, into the name now
openly and defiantly given to the corps.  They were the Die-hards
henceforth, jealous of the title and of all that it implied.  The ladies
of Looe, with whom Captain Pond (an unmarried man) had ever been a
favourite, used during the next few weeks far severer language towards
their neighbours of Troy than they had ever found for the distant but
imminent Gaul and his lascivious advances.

All this was well enough; but Looe had a Thersites in its camp.

His name was Scantlebury; he kept a small general shop in the rear of the
Town Quay, and he bore Captain Pond a grudge of five years' standing for
having declined to enlist him on the pretext of his legs being so
malformed that the children of the town drove their hoops between them.

In his nasty spite this Scantlebury sat down and indited a letter,
addressed--

    "To the Right Honble Person as looks after the artillery.
                                  Horse Guards,
                                   London."

    "Honble SIR,--This comes hoping to find you well as it leaves me at
     present and I beg leave to tell you there be some dam funny
     goings-on, down here to Looe.  The E. & W. Looe Volunteer Artllry
     have took to calling themselves the Die-hards and the way they coddle
     is a public scandal, when I tell you that for six weeks there has
     been no drill in the fresh air and 16s 8d public money has been paid
     to T. Tripconey carpenter (a member of the corps) for fastening up
     the windows of the Town Hall against draughts.  Likewise a number of
     sandbags have been taken from the upper battery and moved down to the
     said room (which they use for a drill hall) to stop out the wind from
     coming under the door.  Likewise also to my knowledge for three
     months the company have not been allowed to move at the double
     because Gunner Spettigew (who owns to seventy-three) cant manage a
     step of thirty-six inches without his heart being effected.

    "I wish you could see the place where they have been and moved the
     said upper Battery.  It would make you laugh.  They have put it round
     the corner to the eastward where it would have to blow away seven or
     eight hundred ton of Squire Trelawny's cliff before it could get a
     clear shot at a vessel entering the haven.  Trusting you will excuse
     the length of this letter and come down and have a look for yourself,
     I remain yours truly.  A Well-Wisher."

The clerk in Whitehall who opened this unconventional letter passed it up
to his chief, who in turn passed it on to the Adjutant-General, who thrust
it into a pigeon-hole reserved for such curiosities.  Now, as it happened,
a week later the Adjutant-General received a visit from a certain Colonel
Taubmann of the Royal Artillery, who was just leaving London for Plymouth,
to make a tour of inspection through the West, and report on the state of
the coast-defences; and during the interview, as the Adjutant-General
glanced down the Colonel's list of batteries, his eye fell on the name
'Looe'; whereby being reminded of the letter, he pulled it out and read it
for his visitor's amusement.

You may say then that Colonel Taubmann had fair warning.  Yet it was far
from preparing him for the welcome he received, three weeks later, when he
drove down to Plymouth to hold his inspection, due notice of which had
been received by Captain Pond ten days before.

"What the devil's the meaning of this?" demanded Colonel Taubmann as his
post-boy reined up on the knap of the hill above the town.  By 'this' he
meant a triumphal arch, packed with evergreens, and adorned with the motto
'_Death to the Invader_' in white letters on a scarlet ground.

He repeated the question to Captain Pond, who appeared a minute later in
full regimentals advancing up the hill with his Die-hards behind him and a
large and excited crowd in the rear.

"Good-morning, sir!" Captain Pond halted beneath the archway and saluted,
beaming with pride and satisfaction and hospitable goodwill.  "I am
addressing Colonel Taubmann, I believe?  Permit me to bid you welcome to
Looe, Colonel, and to congratulate you upon this perfect weather.
Nature, as one might say, has endued her gayest garb.  You have enjoyed a
pleasant drive, I hope?"

"What the devil is the meaning of this, sir?" repeated the Colonel.

Captain Pond looked up at the motto and smiled.  "The reference is to
Bonaparte.  Dear me, I trust--I sincerely trust--you did not even for a
moment mistake the application?  You must pardon us, Colonel.  We are
awkward perhaps in our country way--awkward no doubt; but hearty, I assure
you."

The Colonel, though choleric, was a good-natured man, and too much of a
gentleman to let his temper loose, though sorely tried, when at the bottom
of the hill the Die-hards halted his carriage that he might receive not
only an address from the Doctor as Mayor, but a large bouquet from the
hands of the Doctor's four-year-old daughter, little Miss Sophronia, whom
her mother led forward amid the plaudits of the crowd.  (The Doctor, I
should explain, was a married man of but five years' standing, and his
wife and he doted on one another and on little Miss Sophronia, their only
child.)  This item of the programme, carefully rehearsed beforehand, and
executed pat on the moment with the prettiest air of impromptu, took
Colonel Taubmann so fairly aback that he found himself stammering thanks
before he well knew what had happened: and from that moment he was at the
town's mercy.  Before he could drop back in the chaise, and almost before
the Mayor, casting off his robe and throwing it upon the arm of the
town-crier, had exchanged his civic for his military role, the horses were
unharnessed and a dozen able-bodied men tugging at the traces: and so,
desperately gripping a stout bunch of scarlet geraniums, Colonel Taubmann
was rattled off amid a whirl of cheering through the narrow streets, over
the cobbles, beneath arches and strings of flags and flag-bedecked
windows, from which the women leaned and showered rice upon him, with a
band playing ahead and a rabble shouting astern, up the hill to the
battery, where willing hands had wreathed Looe's four eighteen-pounders
with trusses of laurel.  The very mark moored off for a target had been
decorated with an enormous bunch of holly and a motto--decipherable, as
Captain Pond, offering his field-glass, pointed out--

    _Our compliments to Bonyparty:
     He'll find us well and likewise hearty!_

The moment for resistance, for effective protest, had passed.  There was
really nothing for the Colonel to do but accept the situation with the
best face he could muster.  As the chaise drew up alongside the battery,
he did indeed cast one wild look around and behind him, but only to catch
a bewitching smile from the Mayoress--a young and extremely good-looking
woman, with that soft brilliance of complexion which sometimes marks the
early days of motherhood.  And Captain Pond, with the Doctor and Second
Lieutenant Clogg at his elbow, was standing hat in hand by the
carriage-step; and the weather was perfect, and every face in the crowd
and along the line of the Die-hards so unaffectedly happy, that--to be
brief--the Colonel lost his head for the moment and walked through the
inspection as in a dream, accepting--or at least seeming to accept--it in
the genial holiday spirit in which it was so honestly presented.
Bang-Bang! went the eighteen-pounders, and through the smoke Colonel
Taubmann saw the pretty Mayoress put up both hands to her ears.

"Damme!" said Gunner Spettigew that evening, "the practice, if a man can
speak professionally, was a disgrace.  Oke, there, at Number Two gun, must
ha' lost his head altogether; for I marked the shot strike the water, and
'twas a good hundred yards short if an inch.  'Hullo!' says I, and glances
toward the chap to apologise.  If you'll believe me, I'd fairly opened my
mouth to tell 'en that nine times out of ten you weren't such a blamed
fool as you looked, when a glance at his eye told me he hadn' noticed.
The man looked so pleased with everythin', I felt like nudgin' him under
the ribs with a rammer: but I dessay 'twas as well I thought better of it.
The regular forces be terrible on their dignity at times."

Colonel Taubmann had, however, made a note of the Die-hards' marksmanship,
and attempted to tackle Captain Pond on the subject later in the
afternoon--albeit gently--over a cup of tea provided by the Mayoress.

"There is a spirit about your men, Captain--" he began.

"You take sugar?" interposed Captain Pond.

"Thank you: three lumps."

"You find it agrees with you?  Now in the Duchy, sir, you'll find it the
rarest exception for anyone to take sugar."

"As I was saying, there is certainly a spirit about your men--"

"Health and spirits, sir!  In my experience the two go together.
Health and spirits--the first requisites for success in the military
calling, and both alike indispensable! If a soldier enjoy bad health,
how can he march?  If his liver be out of order, if his hand tremble, if
he see black spots before his eyes, with what accuracy will he shoot?
Rheumatism, stone, gout in the system--"

Colonel Taubmann stared.  Could he believe his eyes, or had he not, less
than an hour ago, seen the Looe Artillery plumping shot into the barren
sea a good fifty yards short of their target?  Could he trust his ears, or
was it in a dream he had listened, just now, to Captain Pond's reasons for
marching his men home at a pace reserved, in other regiments, for
funerals?--"In my judgment, sir, a step of twenty-four to thirty inches is
as much as any man over sixty years of age can indulge in without risk of
overstrain, and even so I should prescribe forty-eight steps a minute as
the maximum.  Some criticism has been levelled at me--not perhaps without
excuse--for having enlisted men of that age.  It is easy to be wise after
the event, but at the time other considerations weighed with me--as for
instance that the men were sober and steady-going, and that I knew their
ways, which is a great help in commanding a company."

Colonel Taubmann stared and gasped, but held his tongue.  There was indeed
a breadth of simplicity about Captain Pond--a seriousness, innocent and
absolute, which positively forbade retort.

"Nay!" went on the worthy man.  "Carry the argument out to its logical
conclusion.  If a soldier's efficiency be reduced by ill-health, what
shall we say of him when he is dead?  A dead soldier--unless it be by the
memory of his example--avails nothing.  The active list knows him no more.
He is gone, were he Alexander the Great and the late Marquis of Granby
rolled into one.  No energy of his repels the invader; no flash of his eye
reassures the trembling virgin or the perhaps equally apprehensive matron.
He lies in his place, and the mailed heel of Bellona--to borrow an
expression of our Vicar's--passes over him without a protest.  I need not
labour this point.  The mere mention of it bears out my theory, and
justifies the line I have taken in practice; that in these critical times,
when Great Britain calls upon her sons to consolidate their ranks in the
face of the Invader, it is of the first importance to keep as many as
possible of them alive and in health."

"Captain Pond has mounted his hobby, I see," said the pretty Mayoress,
coming forward at the conclusion of this harangue.  "But you should hear
my husband, sir, on the health-giving properties of Looe's climate."

Colonel Taubmann bowed gallantly.  "Madam, I have no need.  Your own
cheeks bear a more eloquent testimony to it, I warrant, than any he could
compose."


"Well, and so they do, my love," said the Doctor that evening, when she
repeated this pretty speech to him.  "But I don't understand why you
should add that anyone could tell he belonged to the regular service."

"They _have_ a way with them," said the lady musingly, gazing out of
window.

"Why, my dear, have I not paid you before now a score of compliments as
neat?"

"Now don't be huffed, darling!--of course you have.  But, you see, it came
as pat with him as if he had known me all my life: and I'll engage that he
has another as pat for the next woman he meets."

"I don't doubt it," agreed her spouse: "and if that's what you admire,
perhaps you would like me to compliment and even kiss every pretty girl in
the place.  There's no saying what I can't do if I try."

"_Please_ don't be a goose, dear!  I never said a Volunteer wasn't more
comfortable _to live with_.  Those professionals are here to-day and gone
tomorrow--sometimes even sooner."

"Not to mention," added the Doctor, more than half-seriously, "that life
with them is dreadfully insecure."

"Oh! I would never _seriously_ advise a friend of mine to marry a regular
soldier.  Hector dear, to be left a widow must be terrible! . . . But you
_did_ deserve to be teased, for never saying a word about my tea-party.
How do you think it went off?  And haven't you a syllable of praise for
the way I had polished the best urn?  Why, you might have seen your face
in it!"

"So I might, my love, no doubt: but my eyes were occupied in following
_you_."


Yes, the day had been a wonderful success, as Captain Pond remarked after
waving good-bye to his visitor and watching his chaise out of sight upon
the Plymouth road.  The Colonel's manner had been so affable, his
appreciation of Looe and its scenery and objects of interest so
whole-hearted, he had played his part in the day's entertainment with so
unmistakable a zest!

"We are lucky," said Captain Pond.  "Suppose, now, he had turned out to be
some cross-grained martinet . . . the type is not unknown in the regular
forces."

"He was intelligent, too," chimed in the Doctor,--"unlike some soldiers I
have met whose horizon has been bounded by the walls of their
barrack-square.  Did you observe the interest he took in my account of our
Giant's Hedge?  He fully agreed with me that it must be pre-Roman, and
allowed there was much to be said for the theory which ascribes it to the
Druids."

Alas for these premature congratulations!  They were to be rudely
shattered within forty-eight hours, and by a letter addressed to Captain
Pond in Colonel Taubmann's handwriting:--

    "Dear Sir,--The warmth of my reception on Tuesday and the hospitality
     of the good people of Looe--a hospitality which, pray be assured, I
     shall number amongst my most pleasant recollections--constrain me to
     write these few friendly words covering the official letter you will
     receive by this or the next post.  In the hurry of leave-taking I had
     no time to discuss with you certain shortcomings which I was
     compelled to note in the gunnery of the E. and W. Looe Volunteer
     Artillery, or to suggest a means of remedy.  But, to be brief, I
     think a fortnight's or three weeks' continuous practice _away from
     all local distractions_, and in a battery better situated than your
     own for the requirements of effective coast-defence, will give your
     company that experience for which mere enthusiasm, however admirable
     in itself, can never be an entirely satisfactory substitute.

    "On the 2nd of next month the company (No.  17) of the R.A. at present
     stationed at Pendennis Castle, Falmouth, will be sailing for
     Gibraltar on active service.  Their successors, the 22nd Company, now
     at Chatham, will not be due to replace them until the New Year.
     And I have advised that your company be ordered down to the Castle to
     fill up the interval with a few weeks of active training.

    "May I say that I was deeply impressed by the concern you show in the
     health of your men?  I agreed with well-nigh everything you said to
     me on this subject, and am confident you will in turn agree with me
     that nothing conduces more to the physical well-being of a body of
     troops, large or small, than an occasional change of air.

    "With kind regards and a request that you will remember me to the
     ladies who contributed so much to the amenities of my visit.--
     Believe me, dear sir, your obedient servant,

                      "H. R. Taubmann (Lieut.-Colonel R.A.)."

I will dare to say that Colonel Taubmann never fired a shot in his life--
round-shot, bomb or grenade, grape or canister--with a tithe of the effect
wrought by this letter.  For a whole day Looe was stunned, dismayed,
desolated.

"And in Christmas week, of all holy seasons!" commented Gunner Spettigew.
"And the very first Christmas the Die-hards have started a goose club!"

"And this," said Sergeant Pengelly, with bitter intonation, "is Peace on
Earth and Good-will toward men, or what passes for such in the regulars.
Wi' the carol-practisin' begun too, an' nobody left behind to take the
bass!"

"Tis the Army all over!" announced William Henry Phippin, who had served
as bo'sun's mate under Lord Howe.  "I always was in two minds about
belongin' to that branch o' the Service: for, put it how you will, 'tis a
come-down for a fellow that has once known the satisfaction to march ahead
of 'em.  There was a sayin' we had aboard the old _Queen Charlotte_--
'A messmate afore a shipmate,' we said, 'an' a shipmate afore a dog, an' a
dog, though he be a yellow dog, afore a sojer.'  But what vexes me is the
triumphant arches we wasted on such a chap."

"My love," said the Doctor to his spouse, "I congratulate you on your
fancy for _professional_ soldiers.  You are married to one, anyway."

"Dearest!"

"It comes to that, or very nearly."  He groaned.  "To be separated for
three weeks from my Araminta!  And at this time of all others!"--for the
lady was again expecting to become a mother: as in due course (I am happy
to say) she did, and presented him with a bouncing boy and was in turn
presented with a silver cradle.  But this, though the great event of the
Doctor's mayoralty, will not excuse a longer digression.

Captain Pond kept his head, although upon his first perusal of the letter
he had come near to fainting, and for a week after walked the streets with
a tragic face.  There was no appeal.  Official instructions had followed
the Colonel's informal warning.  The die was cast.  The Die-hards must
march, must for three weeks be immured in Pendennis Castle, that infernal
fortress.

To his lasting credit he pretermitted no effort to prepare his men and
steel them against the ordeal, no single care for their creature-comforts.
Short though the notice was, he interviewed the Mayoress and easily
persuaded her to organise a working-party of ladies, who knitted socks,
comforters, woollen gloves, etc., for the departing heroes, and on the eve
of the march-out aired these articles singly and separately that they
might harbour no moisture from the feminine tears which had too often
bedewed the knitting.  He raised a house-to-house levy of borrowed
feather-beds.  Geese for the men's Christmas dinner might be purchased at
Falmouth, and joints of beef, and even turkeys (or so he was credibly
informed).  But on the fatal morning he rode out of Looe with six pounds
of sausages and three large Christmas puddings swinging in bags at his
saddle-bow.

What had sustained him was indignation, mingled with professional pride.
He had been outraged, hurt in the very seat of local patriotism: but he
would show these regulars what a Volunteer company could do.  Yes, and
(Heaven helping him) he would bring his men home unscathed, in health,
with not a unit missing or sick or sorry.  Out of this valley of
humiliation every man should return--ay, and with laurels!

Forbear, my Muse, to linger over the scene of that departure!  Captain
Pond (I say) rode with six pounds of sausages and three puddings dangling
at his saddle-bow.  The Doctor rode in an ambulance-waggon crammed to the
tilt with materials ranging from a stomach-pump to a backgammon-board;
appliances not a few to restore the sick to health, appliances in far
larger numbers to preserve health in the already healthy.  Mr. Clogg, the
second lieutenant, walked with a terrier and carried a bag of rats by way
of provision against the dull winter evenings.  Gunner Oke had strapped an
accordion on top of his knapsack.  Gunner Polwarne staggered under a
barrel of marinated pilchards.  Gunner Spettigew travelled light with a
pack of cards, for fortune-telling and Pope Joan.  He carried a Dream-Book
and Wesley's Hymns in either hip-pocket (and very useful they both
proved).  Uncle Issy had lived long enough to know that intellectual
comforts are more lasting than material ones, and cheaper, and that in the
end folks are glad enough to give material comforts in payment for them.

It was in the dusk of the December evening--the day, to be precise, was
Saturday, and the hour 5 p.m.--that our Die-hards, footsore and
dispirited, arrived in Falmouth, and tramped through the long streets to
Pendennis.  The weather (providentially) was mild; but much rain had
fallen, and the roads were heavy.  Uncle Issy had ridden the last ten
miles in the ambulance, and the print of a single-Glo'ster cheese adhered
thereafter to the seat of his regimentals until the day when he handed
them in and the East and West Looe Volunteer Artillery passed out of this
transitory life to endure in memory.

They found the Castle in charge of a cross-grained, superannuated sergeant
and his wife; of whom the one was partially deaf and the other totally.
Also the regulars had marched out but three days before, and the
apartments--the dormitories especially--were not in a condition to
propitiate the squeamish.  Also No. 17 Company of the Royal Artillery had
included a notable proportion of absent-minded gunners who, in the words
of a latter-day bard, had left a lot of little things behind them.
Lieutenant Clogg, on being introduced to his quarters, openly and with
excuse bewailed the trouble he had taken in carrying a bag of rats many
weary miles.  A second terrier would have been a wiser and less
superfluous investment.  As for the commissariat, nothing had been
provided.  The superannuated sergeant alleged that he had received no
orders, and added cheerlessly that the shops in Falmouth had closed an
hour ago.  He wound up by saying incisively that he, for his part, had no
experience of Volunteers nor of what they expected: and (to pass over this
harrowing part of the business as lightly as may be) the Die-hards
breakfasted next morning on hastily-cooked Christmas puddings.

The garrison clock had struck eleven before, dog-tired as they were,
they had reduced the two dormitories to conditions of cleanliness in which
it was possible for self-respecting men to lie down and take their sleep.
And so they laid themselves down and slept, in their dreams remembering
Looe and their families and rooms that, albeit small, were cosy, and beds
that smelt of lavender.  Captain Pond had apportioned to each man three
fingers of rum, and in cases of suspected catarrh had infused a dose of
quinine.

It was midnight before he lay down in his quarters, on bedding he had
previously aired before a sullen fire.  He closed his eyes--but only to
sleep by fits and starts.  How could his men endure three weeks of this?
He must keep them occupied, amused. . . . He thought of amateur
theatricals. . . . Good God! how unsatisfying a supper was biscuit,
after a long day's ride!  Was _this_ how the regular army habitually
lived? . . . What a pig's-sty of a barracks! . . . Well, it would rest
upon Government, if he buried his men in this inhospitable hole.
He raised himself on his pillow and stared at the fire.  Strange, to think
that only a few hours ago he had slept in Looe, and let the hours strike
unheeded on his own parish clock!  Strange!  And his men must be feeling
it no less, and he was responsible for them, for three weeks of _this_--
and for their good behaviour!

Early next morning (Sunday) he was astir, and having shaved and dressed
himself by lantern light, stepped down to the gate and roused up the
superannuated sergeant with a demand to be conducted round the
fortifications.

The sergeant--who answered to the incredible name of Topase--wanted to
know what was the sense of worriting about the fortifications at this hour
of the day: and, if his language verged on insubordination, his wife's was
frankly mutinous.  Captain Pond heard her from her bed exhorting her
husband to close the window and not let in the draught upon her for the
sake of any little Volunteer whipper-snapper in creation.  "What next?"
she should like to know, and "Tell the pestering man there's a bed of
spring bulbs planted close under the wall, an' if he goes stampin' upon my
li'l crocuges I'll have the law of him."

Captain Pond's authority, however, was not to be disobeyed, and a quarter
of an hour later he found himself, with Sergeant Topase beside him, on the
platform of the eighteen-pounder battery, watching the first rosy streaks
of dawn as they spread and travelled across the misty sea at his feet.
The hour was chilly, but it held the promise of a fine day; and in another
twenty minutes, when the golden sunlight touched the walls of the old
fortress and ran up the flagstaff above it in a needle of flame, he gazed
around him on his temporary home, on the magnificent harbour, on the town
of Falmouth climbing tier upon tier above the waterside, on the
scintillating swell of the Channel without, and felt his chest expand with
legitimate pride.

By this time the Doctor and Lieutenant Clogg had joined him, and their
faces too wore a hopefuller, more contented look.  Life at Pendennis might
not prove so irksome after all, with plenty of professional occupation to
relieve it.  Captain Pond slipped an arm within the Doctor's, and together
the three officers made a slow tour of the outer walls, plying Sergeant
Topase with questions and disregarding his sulky hints that he, for his
part, would be thankful to get a bite of breakfast.

"But what have we here?" asked Captain Pond suddenly, coming to a halt.

Their circuit had brought them round to the landward side of the fortress,
to a point bearing south by east of the town, when through a breach--yes,
a clean breach!--in the wall they gazed out across the fosse and along a
high turfy ridge that roughly followed the curve of the cliffs and of the
seabeach below.  Within the wall, and backed by it,--save where the gap
had been broken,--stood a group of roofless and half-dismantled
outbuildings which our three officers studied in sheer amazement.

"What on earth is the meaning of this?"

"Married quarters," answered Sergeant Topase curtly.  "You won't want
'em."

"Married quarters?"

"Leastways, that's what they was until three days ago.  The workmen be
pullin' 'em down to put up new ones."

"And in pulling them down they have actually pulled down twelve feet of
the wall protecting the fortress?"

"Certainly: a bit of old wall and as rotten as touch.  Never you fret: the
Frenchies won't be comin' along whilst _you're_ here!"--thus Sergeant
Topase in tones of fine sarcasm.

"By whose orders has this breach been made?" Captain Pond demanded
sternly.

"Nobody's.  I believe, if you ask me, 'twas just a little notion of the
contractor's, for convenience of getting in his material and carting away
the rubbish.  He'll fix up the wall again as soon as the job's over, and
the place will be stronger than ever."

"Monstrous!" exclaimed Captain Pond.  "Monstrous!  And you tell us he has
done this without orders and no one has interfered!"

"I don't see what there is to fret about, savin' your presence," the old
sergeant persisted.  "And, any way, 'twon't take the man three days at the
outside to cart off the old buildings.  Allow another four for getting in
the new material--"

"Seven days! seven days!  And Great Britain engaged at this moment in the
greatest war of its history!  Oh, Doctor, Doctor--these professionals!"

Sergeant Topase shrugged his shoulders, and, concluding that his duties as
a cicerone were at an end, edged away to the gatehouse for his breakfast.

"Oh, these professionals!" ingeminated Captain Pond again, eyeing the
breach and the dismantled married quarters.  "A whole seven days!  And for
that period we are to rest exposed not only to direct attack, but to the
gaze of the curious public--nay, perchance even (who knows?) to the paid
spies of the Corsican!  Doctor, we must post a guard here at once!
Incredible that even this precaution should have been neglected! Nay,"--
with a sudden happy inspiration he clapped the Doctor on the shoulder,--
"did he say 'twould take three days to level this sorry heap?"

"He did."

"It shall not take us an hour!  By George, sir, before daylight to-morrow
we'll run up a nine-pounder, and have this rubbish down in five minutes!
Yes, yes--and I'd do it to-day, if it weren't the Sabbath."

"I don't see that the Sabbath ought to count against what we may fairly
call the dictates of national urgency," said the Doctor.  "_ Salus patriae
suprema lex_."

"What's that?"

"Latin.  It means that when the State is endangered all lesser
considerations should properly go to the wall.  To me your proposal seems
a brilliant one; just the happy inspiration that would never occur to the
hidebound professional mind in a month of Sundays.  And in your place I
wouldn't allow the Sabbath or anything else--"

A yell interrupted him--a yell, followed by the sound of a scuffle and,
after a moment's interval, by a shout of triumph.  These noises came from
the roofless married quarters, and the voice of triumph was Lieutenant
Clogg's, who had stepped inside the building while his seniors stood
conversing, and now emerged dragging a little man by the collar, while
with his disengaged hand he flourished a paper excitedly.

"A spy!  A spy!" he panted.

"Hey?"

"I caught him in the act!"  Mr. Clogg thrust the paper into his Captain's
hands and, turning upon his captive, shook him first as one shakes a
fractious child, and then planted him vigorously on his feet and demanded
what he had to say for himself.

The captive could achieve no more than a stutter.  He was an extremely
little man, dressed in the Sunday garb of a civilian--fustian breeches,
moleskin waistcoat, and a frock of blue broadcloth, very shiny at the
seams.  His hat had fallen off in the struggle, and his eyes, timorous as
a hare's, seemed to plead for mercy while he stammered for speech.

"Good Lord!" cried Captain Pond, gazing at the paper.  "Look, Doctor--a
plan!"

"A sketch plan!"

"A plan of our defences!"

"Damme, a plan of the whole Castle, and drawn to scale!  Search him,
Clogg; search the villain!"

"Wha-wha-_what_," stuttered the little man, "WHAT'S the m-m-meaning of
this?  S-some-body shall p-pay, as sure as I--I--I--"

"Pay, sir?" thundered Captain Pond as Mr. Clogg dragged forth yet another
bundle of plans from the poor creature's pocket.  "You have seen the last
penny you'll ever draw in your vile trade."

"Wha-_what_ have I--I--I DONE?"

"Heaven knows, sir--Heaven, which has interposed at this hour to thwart
this treacherous design--alone can draw the full indictment against your
past.  Clogg, march him off to the guard-room: and you, Doctor, tell
Pengelly to post a guard outside the door.  In an hour's time I may feel
myself sufficiently composed to examine him, and we will hold a full
inquiry to-morrow.  Good Lord!"--Captain Pond removed his hat and wiped
his brow.  "Good Lord! what an escape!"


"I'll--I'll have the l-l-law on you for t-th-this!" stammered the prisoner
sulkily an hour later when Captain Pond entered his cell.

No other answer would he give to the Captain's closest interrogatory.
Only he demanded that a constable should be fetched.  He was told that in
England a constable had no power of interference with military justice.

"Y-you are a s-s-silly fool!" answered the prisoner, and turned away to
his bench.

Captain Fond, emerging from the cell, gave orders to supply him with a
loaf of bread and a pitcher of water.  Down in Falmouth the bells were
ringing for church.  In the Castle a Sabbath stillness reigned.
Sergeant Topase, napping and reading his Bible by turns before the
gatehouse fire, remarked to his wife that on the whole these silly
amachoors were giving less trouble than he had expected.


At 7.45 next morning Gunner Israel Spettigew, having relieved guard with
Gunner Oke at the breach, and advised him to exhibit a dose of
black-currant wine before turning in (as a specific against a chill in the
extremities), was proceeding leisurably to cut himself a quid of tobacco
when he became aware of two workmen--carpenters they appeared to be in the
dim light--approaching the entry.

"Who goes there?" he challenged.  "'Tis no use my asking you for the
countersign, because I've forgotten it myself: but there's No Admittance
except on Business."

"That's what we've come upon," said one of the workmen.  "By the looks of
'ee you must be one of the new Artillerymen from Looe that can't die
however hard they want to.  But didn' Jackson tell you to look out for
us?"

"Who's Jackson?"

"Why, our Clerk of the Works.  He's somewhere inside surely? He usually
turns up half an hour ahead of anyone else, his heart's so set on this
job."

"I haven't seen 'en go by, to my knowledge," said Uncle Issy.

The two men looked at one another.  "Not turned up?  Then there must be
something the matter with 'en this morning: taken poorly with over-work,
I reckon.  Oh, you can't miss Jackson when once you've set eyes on him--a
little chap with a face like a rabbit and a 'pediment in his speech."

"Hey?" said Uncle Issy sharply.  "What?  A stammerin' little slip of a
chap in a moleskin waistcoat?"

"That's the man.  Leastways I never see'd him wear a moleskin waistcoat,
'xcept on Sundays."

"But it _was_ Sunday!"

"Hey?"

"Oh, tell me--tell me, that's dear souls!  Makes a whistly noise in his
speech--do he?--like a slit bellows?"

"That's Jackson, to a hair.  But--but--then you _hev_ seen 'en?"

"Seen 'en?" cried Uncle Issy.  "A nice miss I ha'n't helped to bury 'en,
by this time!  Oh yes . . . if you want Jackson he's inside: an' what's
more, he's a long way inside.  But you can't want him half so much as
he'll be wantin' you."



HIS EXCELLENCY'S PRIZE-FIGHT.


My grand-uncle pushed the decanter of brown sherry: a stout old-fashioned
decanter, with shoulders almost as square as his own, and a silver chain
about them bearing a silver label--not unlike the badge and collar which
he himself wore on full ceremonial occasions.

"Three times round the world," he said, "and as yet only twice around the
table.  You must do it justice, gentlemen."

"A great wine, Admiral!" said the Rector, filling and sipping, with
half-closed eyes.  "They have a brown sherry at Christ Church which may
challenge it, perhaps . . . The steward remembers my weakness when I go up
to preach my afternoon sermon at St. Mary's.  There was talk in
Congregation, the other day, of abolishing afternoon sermons, on the
ground that nobody attended them; but this, as one speaker feelingly
observed, would deprive the country clergy of a dear privilege. . . ."
The Rector took another sip.  "An heroic contest, between two such wines!"

"Talking of heroic contests, mine came to me by means of a prize-fight,"
said my grand-uncle, with a glance down the table at us two youngsters who
were sipping and looking wise, as became connoisseurs fresh from the small
beer of a public school.  At the word 'prize-fight,' Dick and I pricked up
our ears.  To us the Admiral was at once a prodigiously fine fellow and a
prodigiously old one--though he dated after Nelson's day, to us he reached
well back to it, and in fact he had been a midshipman in the last two
years of the Great War.  Certainly he belonged to the old school rather
than to the new.  He had fought under Codrington at Navarino.  He had
talked with mighty men of the ring--Tom Cribb, Jem Mace, Belcher, Sayers.

"What is more," said he, "though paid late, the wine you're drinking is
the first prize-money I ever took; in my first ship, lads, and within
forty-eight hours of joining her. . . . Youth, youth!"--as the decanter
came around to him he refilled his glass.--"And to think that I was a good
two years younger than either of you!"

"A prize-fight?  You'll tell us about it, sir?" ventured Dick eagerly.

"The Rector has heard the yarn before, I doubt?" said the old man, with a
glance which told that he only needed pressing.

"That objection," the Rector answered tactfully, "has been lodged against
certain of my sermons.  I never let it deter me."

"There's a moral in it, too," said my grand-uncle, visibly reassured.

Well, as for the moral, I cannot say that I have ever found it, to swear
by.  But here is my grand-uncle's story.



If you want a seaman, they say, you must catch him young, and I will add
that the first hour for him is the best.  Eh?  Young men have talked to me
of the day when they first entered Oxford or Cambridge--of the moment,
we'll say, when the London coach topped the Shotover rise in the early
morning, and they saw all the towers and spires at their feet.
 I am willing to believe it good.  And the first kiss,--when you and she
are young fools and over head and ears in love,--you'll know what I mean,
you boys, when you grow to it, and I am not denying that it brings heaven
down to earth and knocks their heads together.   But for bliss--sheer
undiluted bliss--match me the day when a boy runs upstairs and sees his
midshipman's outfit laid out on the bed--blue jacket, brass buttons, dirk,
yes, and in my sea time a kind of top-hat that fined away towards the top,
with a cockade.   I tell you I spent an hour looking at myself in my poor
mother's cheval-glass, and then walked out across the common to show
myself to my aunts,--rest their souls!--who inhabited a cottage about a
mile from ours, and had been used hitherto, when entertaining me, to ask
one another in French if the offer of a glass of beer would, considering
my age, be permissible.  I drank sherry with them that afternoon, and left
them (I make no doubt) with a kind of tacit assurance that, come what
might, they were henceforward secure of protection.

The next day--though it blew a short squall of tears when I took leave of
my mother and climbed aboard the coach--was scarcely less glorious.
I wore my uniform, and nursed my toasting-fork proudly across my knees;
and the passengers one and all made much of me, in a manner which I never
allowed to derogate into coddling.  At The Swan with Two Necks, Cheapside,
when the coach set me down, I behaved as a man should; ordered supper and
a bed; and over my supper discussed the prospects of peace with an
affable, middle-aged bagman who shared my box.  He thought well of the
prospects of peace.  For me, I knitted my brows and gave him to understand
that circumstances might alter cases.

From The Swan with Two Necks I took coach next morning--proceeding from
the bar to the door between two lines of smiling domestics--and travelled
down to the Blue Posts, the famous Blue Posts, at Portsmouth.  In the Blue
Posts there was a smoking-room, and across the end of it ran a sofa on
which (tradition said) you might count on finding a midshipman asleep.
I was not then aware of the tradition; but sure enough a midshipman
reclined there when I entered the room.  He was not asleep, but engaged in
perusing something which he promptly, even hastily, stowed away in the
breast of his tunic--a locket, I make no doubt.  He sat up and regarded
me; and I stared back at him, how long I will not say, but long enough for
me to perceive that his jacket buttons were as glossy as my own.
I noted this; but it conveyed little to me, for my imagination clothed in
equal splendour everyone in his Majesty's service.

He appeared to be young, even delicately youthful; but I felt it necessary
to assert my manhood before him, and rang for the waiter.

"A glass of beer, if you please," said I.

The waiter lifted his eyebrows and looked from me to the sofa.

"_One_ glass of beer, sir?" he asked.

"I hardly like to offer--" I began lamely, following his glance.

"It is more usual, sir.  _In_ the Service.  Between two young gentlemen
as, by the addresses on their chestes, is both for the _Melpomeny_: and
newly joined."

"Hulloa!" said I, turning round to the sofa, "are you in the same fix as
myself?"

Reading in his face that it was so, I corrected my order, and waved the
waiter to the door with creditable self-possession.  As soon as he had
withdrawn, "My name's Rodd," said I.  "What's yours?"

"Hartnoll," he said; "from Norfolk."

"I come from the West--Devonshire," said I, and with an air of being proud
of it; but added, on an afterthought, "Norfolk must be a fine county,
though I've never seen it.  Nelson came from there, didn't he?"

"His place is only six miles from ours," said Hartnoll.  "I've seen it
scores of times."

And with that he stuck his hands suddenly in his pockets, turned away from
me, and stared very resolutely out of the dirty bow-window.

When the waiter had brought the drinks and retired again, Hartnoll
confessed to me that he had never tasted beer.  "You'll come to it in
time," said I encouragingly: but I fancy that the tap at the Blue Posts
was of a quality to discourage a first experiment.  He tasted his, made a
face, and suggested that I might deal with both glasses.  I had, to begin
with, ordered the beer out of bravado, and one gulp warned me that bravado
might be carried too far.  I managed, indeed--being on my mettle--to drain
my own glass, and even achieved a noise which, with Hartnoll, might pass
for a smacking of the lips: but we decided to empty his out of window, for
fear of the waiter's scorn.  We heaved up the lower sash--the effort it
cost went some way to explaining the fustiness of the room--and Hartnoll
tossed out the beer.

There was an exclamation below.

While we craned out to see what had happened, the waiter's voice smote on
our ears from the doorway behind us, saying that young gentlemen would be
young gentlemen all the world over, but a new beaver hat couldn't be
bought for ten shillings.  Everything must have a beginning, of course,
but the gentleman below was annoyed, and threatened to come upstairs.
It wasn't perhaps exactly the thing to come to the Port Admiral's ears:
but if we left it to _him_ (the waiter) he had a notion that ten
shillings, with a little tact, might clear it, and no bones broken.

Hartnoll, somewhat white in the face, tendered the sum, and very pluckily
declined to let me bear my share.  "You'll excuse me, Rodd," said he
politely, "but I must make it a point of honour."  Pale though he was, I
believe he would have offered to fight me had I insisted.

Our instructions, it turned out, were identical.  We were to be called for
at the Blue Posts, and a boat would fetch us off to the _Melpomene_
frigate.  Her captain, it appeared, was a kind of second cousin of
Hartnoll's: for me, I had been recommended to him by a cousin of my
father's, a member of the Board of Admiralty.  Captain the Hon. John
Suckling treated us, nearly or remotely as we might be connected with him,
with impartiality that night.  No boat came off for us.  We learned that
the _Melpomene_ was lying at Spithead, waiting (so the waiter told us) to
carry out a new Governor with his suite to Barbados; which possibly
accounted for her captain's neglect of such small fry as two midshipmen.
The waiter, however, advised us not to trouble ourselves.  He would make
it all right in the morning.

So Hartnoll and I supped together in the empty coffee-room; compared
notes; drank a pint of port apiece; and under its influence became
boastful.  Insensibly the adventure of the beaver hat came to wear the
aspect of a dashing practical joke.  It encouraged us to exchange
confidences of earlier deeds of derring-do, of bird-nesting, of
rook-shooting, of angling for trout, of encounters with poachers.
I remember crossing my knees, holding up my glass to the light, and
remarking sagely that some poachers were not at all bad fellows.
Hartnoll agreed that it depended how you took 'em.  We lauded Norfolk and
Devon as sporting counties, and somehow it was understood that they
respectively owed much of their reputation to the families of Hartnoll and
Rodd.  Hartnoll even hinted at a love-affair:  but here I discouraged him
with a frown, which implied that as seamen we saw that weakness in its
proper light.  I have wondered, since then, to what extent we imposed upon
one another: in fact, I daresay, very little; but in spirit we gave and
took fire.  We were two ardent boys, and we meant well.

"Here's to the Service!" said I, holding up my glass.

"To the Service!" echoed Hartnoll; drained his, set it down, and looked
across at me with a flushed face.

"With quick promotion and a plenty of prize-money!" said a voice in the
doorway.  It was that diabolical waiter again, entering to remove the
cloth: and for a moment I felt my ears redden.  Recovering myself, I told
him pretty strongly not to intrude again upon the conversation of
gentlemen; but added that since he had presumed to take part in the toast,
he might fetch himself a tankard of beer and drink to it.  Whereupon he
thanked me, begged my pardon for having taken the liberty, and immediately
took another, telling me that anyone having _his_ experience of young
gentlemen could see with half an eye that I was born to command.

"Tell you what," said I to Hartnoll when the waiter had left us,
"that fellow has given me a notion, with his talk about prize-money.
I don't half like owing you my share of that ten shillings, you know."

"I thought we were agreed not to mention it again," said Hartnoll, firing
up.

Said I, "But there's my view of it to be considered.  Suppose now we put
it on to our first prize-money--whoever makes the first haul to pay the
whole ten shillings, and if we make it together, then each to pay five?"

"That won't do," said Hartnoll.  "My head don't seem able to follow you
very clearly, but if we make our first haul together, the matter remains
where it is."

"Very well,"  I yielded.   "Then I must get ahead of you, to get quits."

"You won't, though," said Hartnoll, pushing back his chair, and so
dismissing the subject.

Now the evening being young, I proposed that we should sally forth
together and view the town--in other words (though I avoided them) that we
should flaunt our uniforms in the streets of Portsmouth.  Hartnoll
demurred: the boat (said he) might arrive in our absence.  I rang for the
waiter again, and took counsel with him.  The waiter began by answering
that the Blue Posts, though open day and night, would take it as a favour
if gentlemen patronising the house would make it convenient to knock-in
before midnight, and, if possible, retire to their rooms before that hour.
He understood our desire to see the town; "it was, in fact, the usual
thing, under the circumstances."  If I would not take it as what he might
call (and did) call a libbaty, there was a good many bad characters
knocking about Portsmouth, pickpockets included, and especially at
fair-time.

"Fair-time?" I asked.

"At the back of the town--Kingston way--you will find it," said he, with a
jerk of the thumb.

"But," said I, "the frigate might send off a boat for us."

"Not a chance of it to-night, sir," said the waiter.  "The southerly
breeze has been bringing up a fog these two hours past, and the inside of
the harbour is thick as soup.  More by token, I've already sent word to
the chambermaid to fill a couple of warming-pans.  You're booked with us,
gentlemen, till to-morrow morning."

Sure enough, descending to the street, we found it full of fog; and either
the fog was of remarkable density, or Portsmouth furnished with the worst
street-lamps in the world, for we had not walked five hundred yards before
it dawned on me that to find our hostelry again might not be an entirely
simple matter.  Maybe the port wine had induced a haze of its own upon my
sense of locality.  I fancied, too, that the fresh air was affecting
Hartnoll, unless his gait feigned a sea-roll to match his uniform.
I felt a delicacy in asking him about it.

Another thing that surprised me was the emptiness of the streets.  I had
always imagined Portsmouth to be a populous town . . . but possibly its
inhabitants were congregated around the fair, towards which we set
ourselves to steer, guided by the tunding of distant drums.  It mattered
little If we lost our bearings, since everybody in Portsmouth must know
the Blue Posts.

"Tell you what it is, Rodd," said Hartnoll, pulling up in a by-street and
picking his words deliberately,--"tell you what accounts for it,"--he waved
a hand at the emptiness surrounding us.  "It's the press.  Very night for
it; and the men all hiding within doors."

"Nonsense," said I.  "It's a deal likelier to be the Fat Woman or the
Two-headed Calf."

"It's the press," insisted Hartnoll: and for the moment, when we emerged
out of a side lane upon a square filled with flaring lights, the crashing
of drums and cymbals, and the voices of showmen yelling in front of their
booths, I had a suspicion that he was right.  One or two women, catching
sight of our uniforms, edged away swiftly, and, as they went, peered back
into the darkness of the lane behind us.  A few minutes later, as we
dodged around the circumference of the crowd in search of an opening,
we ran up against one of the women with her man in tow.  She was arguing
with him in a low, eager sort of voice, and he followed sulkily.  At sight
of us again she fetched up with a gasp of breath, almost with a squeal.
The man drew himself up defiantly and began to curse us, but she quickly
interrupted him, thrusting her open hand over his mouth, and drew him away
down a dark courtyard.

After this we found ourselves in the glare immediately under the platform
of a booth; and two minutes later were mounting the rickety steps, less of
our own choice than by pressure of the crowd behind.  The treat promised
us within was the Siege of Copenhagen with real fireworks, which as an
entertainment would do as well as another.  On the way up Hartnoll
whispered to me to keep my hands in my breeches pockets, if I carried my
money there; and almost on the same instant cried out that someone had
stolen his dirk.  He stood lamenting, pointing to the empty sheath, while
a stout woman at a table took our entrance-money with an impassive face.
The Siege of Copenhagen was what you youngsters nowadays would call a
'fizzle,' I believe: or maybe Hartnoll's face of woe and groanings over
his lost dirk damped the fireworks for me.  But these were followed by a
performing pony, which, after some tricks, being invited by his master to
indicate among the audience a gentleman addicted to kissing the ladies and
running away, thrust its muzzle affectionately into my waistcoat; whereat
Hartnoll recovered his spirits at a bound, and treacherously laughed
louder than any of the audience.  I thought it infernally bad taste, and
told him so.  But, as it happened, I had a very short while to wait for
revenge: for in the very next booth, being invited to pinch the biceps of
the Fat Woman, my gentleman-of-the-world blushed to the eyes, cast a wild
look around for escape, and turned, to fall into the arms of a couple of
saucy girls who pushed him forward to hold him to his bargain.  His eyes
were red--he was positively crying with shame and anger--when we found
ourselves outside under the torchlights that made flaming haloes in the
fog.

"Hang it, Rodd! I've had enough of this fair.  Let's get back to the
Posts."

"What's the time?" said I, and felt for my watch.

My watch had disappeared.

It had been my mother's parting gift, and somehow the loss of it made me
feel, with a shock, utterly alone in the world.  Why on earth had I not
clung to the respectable shelter of the Blue Posts?  What a hollow mockery
were these brazen cymbals, these hoarse inviting voices, these coarse
show-cloths, these lights!

Curiously enough, and as if in instant sympathy with my dejection, the
cymbals ceased to clash.  The showmen began to extinguish their torches.
I had lost my watch; Hartnoll did not own one.  But we agreed that, at
latest, the hour could not be much more than ten.  Yet the shows were
closing, the populace was melting away into the fog.

"I've had enough of this.  Let's get back to the Posts," Hartnoll
repeated.  His eyes told me that up to two days ago, when he left home,
nine o'clock or thereabouts had been his regular bedtime.  It had been
mine also.

One of the two saucy girls, happening to pass an instant before the booth
above us extinguished its lights, spied us in dejected colloquy, and came
forward.  Hartnoll turned from her, but I made bold to ask her the nearest
way to the Blue Posts.

I will give you her exact answer.  She said--"Turn up on your right hand
at the next turning, but, at the next turning of all, on your left; marry,
at the very next turning, turn of no hand, but turn down indirectly to the
Blue Postesses."

I have it by heart, because years after I found it in Shakespeare's
_Merchant of Venice_, where you may find it for yourselves, if you look,
with the answer I might have made to her.  She did not wait for one,
however, but stood looking around in the fog as if for a guide.
"Poor lads!" she went on, "you'll certainly never reach it without help,
though everyone in Portsmouth knows the Blue Posts: and I'd go with you
myself if I weren't due at the theatre in ten minutes' time.  I have to
call on the manager as soon as the house empties to-night; and if I miss
it will mean losing an engagement."  She puckered her brow thoughtfully,
and her face in spite of the paint on it struck me as a lovely one, saucy
no longer but almost angelically kind.  I have never seen her again from
that day to this, and I was a boy of fourteen, but I'll wager that girl
had a good heart.  "Your best plan," she decided, "is to step along with
me, and at the stage door, or inside the theatre at any rate, we'll soon
find somebody to put you in the way."

But here a small figure stepped out against us from the shadow of the
platform, and a small shrillish voice piped up--

"For a copper, miss--or a copper apiece if they'll trust me.  Find the
Blue Postesses?  W'y, I'd walk there on my head with my eyes bound!"

We stared down at her--for it was a small girl, a girl so diminutive that
Hartnoll and I, who were not Anaks by any means, topped her by head and
shoulders.  She wore no shoes, no stockings, no covering for her head.
Her hair, wet with the fog, draggled down, half-hiding her face, which was
old for its age (as they say), and chiefly by reason of her sharp,
gipsy-coloured eyes.

"For a copper apiece, miss, and honour bright!" said the waif.

The young actress turned to us with a laugh.  "Why not?" she asked.
"That is, if you're not above being beholden to the child?  But I warn you
not to pay her till you get to the Blue Posts."

I answered that any port was good in a storm, and the child should have
sixpence if she proved as good as her word.

"So long, then, my pair of seventy-fours.  I'm late for the theatre
already.  Good-night! and when you tuck yourselves in to bye-low don't
forget to dream of your mammies."  Bending quickly, she kissed Hartnoll on
the cheek, and was in the act to offer me a like salute when I dodged
aside, angered by her last words.  She broke into a laugh like a chime of
bells, made a pretty pout at me with her lips and disappeared into the
darkness.  Then it struck me that I need not have lost my temper; but I
was none the more inclined to let Hartnoll down easily.

"I call that pretty meek," said I, as we walked off together, the child
pattering, barefoot, beside us.

"What's the matter?" asked Hartnoll.

"Why, to let that girl kiss you--like a baby!"

"Sure you're not thinking of sour grapes?"

"I take you to witness," said I, "that she tried it on and I wouldn't let
her."

"The more fool you!" retorted Hartnoll, edging away from me in dudgeon--
but I knew he was more than half ashamed.  Just at that moment to my
astonishment I felt the child at my side reach up and touch my hand.

"Ugh!" said I, drawing it away quickly.  "Paws off, please! Eh?--what's
this?"  For she was trying to thrust something into it and to close my
fingers upon it.

"Hush!" she whispered.  "It's your watch."

I gave a whistle.  "My watch?  How the deuce did _you_ come by my watch?"

"Prigged it," said the child in a business-like voice.  "Don't know why I
gave it back: seemed that I wanted to.  That's why I offered to come with
you: and now I'm glad.  Don't care if I _do_ get a hiding."

For the moment, while she plodded alongside, I could only feel the watch
over in my hand, making sure that it was really mine.

"But," said I, after a long pause of wonder, "you don't suppose that _I_
want to give you a hiding, eh?--and you a girl, too!"

"No."

"Then who's going to beat you?"

"Mother."  After a moment she added reassuringly, "But I've got another
inside o' my bodice."

I whistled again, and called up Hartnoll, who had been lagging behind
sulkily.  But he lost his sulks when I showed him the watch: and he too
whistled, and we stood stock-still gazing at the child, who had halted
with one bare foot on the edge of the gutter.

"She has another about her," said I.  "She confessed it."

"Good Lord!"  As the child made a motion to spring away, Hartnoll stepped
out across the gutter and intercepted her.  "I--I say," he stammered,
"you don't by any chance happen to have my dirk?"

She fell to whimpering.  "Lemme go . . . I took pity on yer an' done yer a
kindness . . . put myself out o' the way, I did, and this is what I get
for it.  Thought you was kind-hearted, I did, and--if you don't lemme go,
I'll leave you to find your way, and before mornin' the crimps'll get
you."  She threatened us, trembling with passion, shaking her finger at
the ugly darkness.

"Look here," said I, "if you said anything about another watch, understand
that I didn't hear.  You don't suppose I want to take it from you?
I'm only too glad to have my own again, and thank you."

"I thought _'e_ might,"  she said, only half-reassured, jerking a nod
towards Hartnoll.  "As for his dirk, I never took it, but I know the boy
as did.  He lives the way we're going, and close down by the water; and if
you spring a couple o' tanners maybe I'll make him give it up."

"I'd give all I possess to get back that dirk," said Hartnoll, and I
believe he meant it.

"Come along, then,"--and we plunged yet deeper into the dark bowels of
Portsmouth.  The child had quite recovered her confidence, and as we went
she explained to us quite frankly why her mother would be angry.
The night--if I may translate out of her own language, which I forget--
was an ideal one for pocket-picking, what with the crowd at the fair, and
the fog, and (best of all, it seemed) the constables almost to a man drawn
off to watch the roads around Fareham.

"But what," I asked, "is the matter with Fareham?"

My ignorance staggered her.  "What?  Hadn't we heard of the great
Prize-fight?"  We had not.  "Not the great fight coming off between Jem
Clark and the Dustman?"  We were unfamiliar even with the heroes' names.

She found this hard--very hard--to believe.  Why, Portsmouth was full of
it, word having come down from London the date was to-morrow, and that
Fareham, or one of the villages near Fareham, the field of battle.
The constabulary, too, had word of it--worse luck--and were on their
mettle to break up the meeting, as the sportsmen of Portsmouth and its
neighbourhood were all on their mettle to attend it.  This, explained the
child in her thin clear voice,--I can hear it now discoursing its sad,
its infinitely weary wisdom to us two Johnny Newcomes,--this was the
reason why the fair had closed early.  The show-folk were all waiting, so
to speak, for a nod.  The tip given, they would all troop out northward,
on each other's heels, greedy for the aftermath of the fight.
Rumour filled the air, and every rumour chased after the movements of the
two principals and their trainers, of whom nothing was known for certain
save that they had left London, and (it was said) had successfully dodged
a line of runners posted for some leagues along the Bath and Portsmouth
roads.  For an hour, soon after sunset, the town had been stunned by a
report that Brighton, after all, would be the venue:  a second report said
Newbury, or at any rate a point south-west of Reading.  Fire drives out
fire: a third report swore positively that Clark and the Dustman were in
Portsmouth, in hiding, and would run the cordon in the small hours of the
morning.

So much--and also that her own name was Meliar-Ann and her mother kept a
sailor's lodging-house--the small creature told us, still trotting by our
side, until we found ourselves walking alongside a low wall over which we
inhaled strong odours of the sea and of longshore sewage, and spied the
riding-lights of the harbour looming through the fog.  At the end of this
we came to the high walls of a row of houses, all very quiet and black to
the eye, except that here and there a chink of light showed through a
window-shutter or the sill of a street-door.  Throughout that long walk I
had an uncanny sensation as of being led through a town bewitched, hushed,
but wakeful and expectant of something. . . . I can get no nearer to
explaining.  We must have passed a score of taverns at least; of that I
have assured myself by many a later exploration of Portsmouth: and in
those days a Portsmouth tavern never closed day or night, save for the
death of a landlord, nor always for that.  But to-night a murmur at most
distinguished it from the other houses in the street.

Meliar-Ann solved the puzzle for us, with a wise nod of the head--

"There's a press out; or elst they're expecting one," she said.

I heard a distant clock chiming for midnight as we followed her along this
row of houses.  Ahead of us a door opened, throwing a thin line of light
upon the roadway, and was closed again softly, after the person within had
stood listening (as it seemed to me) for five seconds or so.

Meliar-Ann started suddenly in front of us, spreading her arms out, then
slowly backwards, and so motioning us to halt under the shadow of the
wall.  Obeying, we saw her tiptoe forwards, till, coming to the door which
had just been closed, she crept close and tapped on it softly, yet in a
way that struck me as being deliberate.  Afterwards, thinking it over, I
felt pretty sure that the child knocked by code.

At all events the door opened again, almost at once and as noiselessly as
before.  Hartnoll and I squeezed our bodies back in the foggy shadow, and
I heard a voice ask, "Is that Smithers?"  To this Meliar-Ann made some
response which I could not catch, but its effect was to make the voice--a
woman's--break out in a string of querulous cursings.  "Drat the child!"
it said (or rather, it said something much stronger which I won't repeat
before the Rector.  Eh, Rector--what's that you say?  _Maxima debetur
pueris_--oh, make yourself easy: I won't corrupt their morals).
"Drat the child!" it said, then, or words to that effect.  "Bothering here
at this time of night, when Bill's been a-bed this hour and a half, and
time you was the same."  To this Meliar-Ann made, and audibly, the
briefest possible answer.  She said, "You lie."  "Strike me dead!"
replied the woman's voice in the doorway.  "You lie," repeated the child;
"and you'd best belay to that.  Bill's been stealin' and got himself into
trouble . . . a midshipman's dirk, it was, and he was seen taking it.
I've run all this way to warn him. . . ."  The two voices fell to
muttering.  "You can slip inside if you like and tell him quietly," said
the woman after a while.  "He's upstairs and asleep too, for all I know.
If he brought any such thing home with him _I_ never saw it, and to that
I'll take my oath."

But here another and still angrier voice--a virago's--broke in from the
passage behind, demanding to know if the door was being kept open to
invite the whole town.  The child stood her ground on the doorstep.
An instant later a hand reached out, clutched her--it seemed by the hair--
and dragged her inside.  Then followed a strangling sob and the thud of
heavy blows--

"Rodd, I can't stand this," whispered Hartnoll.

I answered, "Nor I;" and together we made a spring for it and hurled into
the passage, bearing back the woman who tried to hold the door against us.

At the rush of our footsteps the virago dropped Meliar-Ann and fled down
the passage towards a doorway, through which she burst, screaming.
The child, borne forward by our combined weight, tottered and fell almost
across the threshold of this room, where a flight of stairs, lit by a
dingy lamp, led up into obscure darkness.  On the third stair under the
lamp I caught a momentary vision of a dirty, half-naked boy standing with
a drawn dirk in his hand, and with that, my foot catching against
Meliar-Ann's body, I pitched past, head foremost, into the lighted room.

As I fell I heard, or seemed to hear, a scuffle of feet, followed by a
shout from Hartnoll behind us--"My dirk!  You dirty young villain!"--and
another stampede, this time upon the stairway.  Then, all of a sudden, the
room was quiet, and I picked myself up and fell back against the
door-post, face to face with half a dozen women.

They were assuredly the strangest set of females I had ever set eyes on,
and the tallest-grown: nor did it relieve my astonishment to note that
they wore bonnets and shawls, as if for a journey, and that two or three
were smoking long clay pipes.  The room, in fact, was thick with
tobacco-smoke, through the reek of which my eyes travelled to a disorderly
table crowded with glasses and bottles of strong waters, in the midst of
which two tallow dips illuminated the fog; and beyond the table to the
figure of a man stooping over a couple of half-packed valises; an
enormously stout man swathed in greatcoats--a red-faced, clean-shaven man,
with small piggish eyes which twinkled at me wickedly as I picked myself
up, and he, too, stood erect to regard me.

"Press-gang be d--d!" he growled, answering the virago's call of warning.
"More likely a spree ashore.  And where might _you_ come from, young
gentleman?  And what might be _your_ business to-night, breakin' into a
private house?"

I cast a wild look over the bevy of forbidding females and temporised,
backing a little until my shoulder felt the door-post behind me.

"I was trying to find my way to the Blue Posts," said I.

"Then," said the stout man with obvious truth, "you ain't found it yet."

"No, sir," said I.

"And that bein' the case, you'll march out and close the door behind you.
Not,"--he went on more kindly--"that I'd be inhospitable to his Majesty's
uniform, 'specially when borne by a man of your inches; and to prove it
I'll offer you a drink before parting."

He reached out a hand towards one of the black bottles.  I was about to
thank him and decline, withdrawing my eyes from a black-bonneted female
with (unless the shadow of her bonnet played me false) a stiff two-days'
beard on her massive chin, when a noise of feet moving over the boards
above, and of a scuffle, followed by loud whimpering, reminded me of
Hartnoll.

"I don't go without my mate," I answered defiantly enough.

"And what the '--' have I to do with your mate?" demanded the stout man.
"I tell you," said he, losing his temper and striding to the stairway, as
the sounds of a struggle recommenced overhead, "if your mate don't hold
the noise he's kicking up this instant, bringing trouble on respectable
folks, I'll cut his liver out and fling it arter you into the street."

He would have threatened more, though he could hardly have threatened
worse, but at this moment a door opened in the back of the room and a
bullet-head thrust itself forward, followed by a pair of shoulders naked
and magnificently shaped.

"Time to start, is it?" demanded the apparition.  "Or elst what in
thunder's the meanin' o' this racket, when I was just a-gettin' of my
beauty sleep?"

The stout man let out a murderous oath, and, rushing back, thrust the door
close upon the vision; but not before I had caught a glimpse of a woman's
skirt enwrapping it from the waist down.  The next moment one of the
females had caught me up: I was propelled down the passage at a speed and
with a force that made the blood sing in my ears, and shot forth into the
darkness; where, as I picked myself up, half-stunned, I heard the
house-door slammed behind me.

I take no credit for what I did next.  No doubt I remembered that Hartnoll
was still inside; but for aught I know it was mere shame and rage, and the
thought of my insulted uniform, that made me rush back at the door and
batter it with fists and feet.  I battered until windows went up in the
houses to right and left.  Voices from them called to me; still I
battered: and still I was battering blindly when a rush of footsteps came
down the street and a hand, gripping me by the collar, swung me round into
the blinding ray of a dark lantern.

"Hands off!" I gasped, half-choked, but fighting to break away.

"All right, my game-cock!"  A man's knuckles pressed themselves firmly
into the nape of my neck.  "Hullo! By gosh, sir, if it ain't a
midshipman!"

"A midshipman?" said a voice of command.  "Slew him round here. . . .
So it is, by George! . . . and a nice time of night!  Hold him up,
bo'sun--you needn't be choking the lad.  Now then, boy, what's your name
and ship?"

"Rodd, sir--of the  _Melpomene_--and there's another inside--" I began.

"The _Melpomene!_"

"Yes, sir: and there's my friend inside, and for all I know they're
murdering him. . . . A lot of men dressed up as women. . . . His name's
Hartnoll--"  I struggled to make away for another rush at the door, and
had my heel against it, when it gave way and Hartnoll came flying out into
the night.  The officer, springing past me, very cleverly thrust in a foot
before it could be closed again.

"Men dressed as women, you say?"

"It's an old trick, sir," panted the bo'sun, pushing forward.
"I've knowed it played ever since I served on a press.  If you'll let the
boys draw covert, sir . . . they've had a blank night, an' their
tempers'll be the better for it."

He planted his shoulder against the door, begging for the signal, and the
crew closed up around the step with a growl.

"My dirk!" pleaded Hartnoll.  "I was getting it away, but one of 'em
half-broke my arm and I dropped it again in the passage."

"Hey?  Stolen your dirk--have they?  That's excuse enough. . . . Right you
are, men, and in you go!"

He waved his cocked hat to them as a huntsman lays on his hounds.  In went
the door with a crash, and in two twos I was swept up and across the
threshold and surging with them down the passage.  By reason of my inches
I could see nothing of what was happening ahead.  I heard a struggle, and
in the midst of it a hand went up and smashed the lamp over the stairway,
plunging us all in total darkness.  But the lieutenant had his lantern
ready, and by the rays of it the sailors burst open the locked door at the
end and flung themselves upon the Amazons before the candles could be
extinguished.  At the same moment the lieutenant called back an order over
my head to his whippers-in, to find their way around and take the house in
the rear.

The women, though overmatched, fought like cats--or like bull-dogs rather.
They were borne down to the floor, but even here for a while the struggle
heaved and swayed this way and that, and I had barely time to snatch up
one of the candles before table, bottles, glasses, went over in a general
ruin.  Above the clatter of it and the cursing, as I turned to stick the
candle upright in a bottle on the dresser, I heard a cheer raised from
somewhere in the back premises, and two men came rushing from the inner
room--two men in feminine skirts, the one naked to the waist, the other
clad about his chest and neck with a loose flannel shirt and a knotted
Belcher handkerchief.

They paused for just about the time it would take you to count five;
paused while they drew themselves up for the charge; and the lieutenant,
reading the battle in their faces--and no ordinary battle either--shouted
to close the door.  He shouted none too soon.  In a flash the pair were
upon us, and at the first blow two sailors went down like skittles.
There must have been at least twenty sailors in the room, and all of them
willing, yet in that superb charge the pair drove them like sheep, and the
naked man had even time to drag the dresser from the clamps fastening it
to the wall and hurl it down between himself and three seamen running to
take him in flank.  The candle went down with it: but the lieutenant,
skipping back to the closed door, very pluckily held up his lantern and
called on his men, in the same breath forbidding them to use their
cutlasses yet.  In the circumstances this was generous, and I verily
believe he would have been killed for it--the pair being close upon him
and their fists going like hammers--had not one of the seamen whipped out
a piece of rope and, ducking low, dived under the naked man's guard and
lassoed him by the ankles.  Two others, who had been stretched on the
floor, simultaneously grabbed his companion by the skirts and wound their
arms about his knees: and so in a trice both heroes were brought to
ground.  Even so they fought on until quieted by two judicious taps with
the hilt of the boatswain's cutlass.  I honestly thought he had killed
them, but was assured they were merely stunned for the time.
The boatswain, it appeared, was an expert, and had already administered
the same soothing medicine to two or three of the more violent among the
ladies; though loath to do so (he explained), because it sometimes gave
the crowd a wrong impression when the bodies in this temporary state of
inanition were carried out.

The small crowd in the street, however, seemed in no mind to hinder us.
Possibly experience had taught them composure.  At any rate they were
apathetic, though curious enough to follow us down to the quay and stand
watching whilst we embarked our unconscious burdens.  A lamp burned
foggily at the head of the steps by which we descended to the waterside,
and looking up I saw the child who had called herself Meliar-Ann standing
in the circle of it, and gazing down upon the embarkation with dark
unemotional eyes.  Hartnoll spied her too, and waved his recovered dirk
triumphantly.  She paid him no heed at all.

"But look here," said the lieutenant, turning on me, "we can't take you on
board to-night--and without your chests.  Oh yes--I have your names; Rodd
and Hartnoll . . . and a deuced lucky thing for you we tumbled upon you as
we did.  But Captain Suckling's orders were--and I heard him give 'em,
with my own ears--to fetch you off to-morrow morning.  From the Blue
Posts, eh?  Well, just you run back, or Blue Billy,"--by this irreverent
name, as I learned later, the executive officers of his Majesty's Navy had
agreed to know Mr. Benjamin Sheppard, proprietor of the Blue Posts: a
solid man, who died worth sixty thousand pounds--"or Blue Billy will be
sending round the crier."

"But, sir, we don't know where to find the Blue Posts!"

He stared at me, turning with his foot on the boat's gunwale.  "Why, God
bless the boy! you've only to turn to your left and follow your innocent
nose for a hundred and fifty yards, and you'll run your heads against the
doorway."

We watched the boat as it pushed off.  A few of the crowd still lingered
on the quay's edge, and it has since occurred to me to wonder that, as
Hartnoll and I turned and ascended the steps, no violence was offered to
us.  We had come out to flaunt our small selves in his Majesty's uniform.
Here, if ever, was proof of the respect it commanded; and we failed to
notice it.  Meliar-Ann had disappeared.  The loungers on the quay-head let
us pass unmolested, and, following the lieutenant's directions, sure
enough within five minutes we found ourselves under the lamp of the Blue
Posts!

The night-porter eyed us suspiciously before admitting us.  "A man might
say that you've made a pretty fair beginning," he ventured; but I had
warned Hartnoll to keep his chin up, and we passed in with a fine show of
haughty indifference.

At eight o'clock next morning Hartnoll and I were eating our breakfast
when the waiter brought a visitor to our box--a tallish midshipman about
three years our senior, with a face of the colour of brickdust and a frame
that had outgrown his uniform.

"Good-morning, gentlemen," said he; "and I daresay you guess my business.
I'm to take you on board as soon as you can have your boxes ready."

We asked him if he would do us the honour to share our breakfast:
whereupon he nodded.

"To tell you the truth, I was about to suggest it myself.  Eh?  What have
we? Grilled kidneys?  Good."

I called to the waiter to fetch another dish of kidneys.

"_And_ a spatchcock," added our guest.  "They're famous, here, for
spatchcock.  _And_, yes, I think we'll say an anchovy toast.  Tea?  Well,
perhaps, at this time of the morning--with a poker in it."

This allusion to a poker we did not understand; but fortunately the waiter
did, and brought a glassful of rum, which Mr. Strangways--for so he had
made himself known to us--tipped into his tea, assuring us that the great
Nelson had ever been wont to refer to this--his favourite mixture--as
"the pride of the morning."

"By the way," he went on, with his mouth full of kidney, "the second
lieutenant tells me you were in luck's way last night."

To this we modestly agreed, and hoped that the prisoners had arrived
safely on board.

He grinned.  "You may lay to that.  We had to club half a dozen of them as
soon as they were lifted aboard.  When I say 'we' I ought to add that I
was in my hammock and never heard a word of it, being a heavy sleeper.
_That,_" said Mr. Strangways pensively, "is my one fault."

We attempted to convey by our silence that Mr. Strangways' single fault
was a trifling, a venial one.

"It'll hinder my prospects, all the same."  He nodded.  "You mark my
words."  He nodded again, and helped himself to a round of buttered toast.
"But I'm told," he went on, "there was an unholy racket.  They couldn't
do much, having the jollies on both pair of paws; but a party in
mother-o'-pearl buttons made a speech about the liberty of the subject, in
a voice that carried pretty nearly to Gosport: and the first lieutenant,
being an old woman, and afraid of the ship's losing reputation while he
was in charge, told them all to be good boys and he would speak to the
Captain when he came aboard; and served them out three fingers of rum
apiece, which the bo'sun took upon himself to hocus.  By latest accounts,
they're sleeping it off and--I say, waiter, you might tell the cook to
devil those kidneys."

"But hasn't Captain Suckling returned yet?" I ventured to ask.

"He hasn't," said Mr. Strangways.  "The deuce knows where he is, and the
first lieutenant, not being in the deuce's confidence, is working himself
into the deuce of a sweat.  What's worse, His Excellency hasn't turned up
yet, nor His Excellency's suite: though a boat waited for 'em five solid
hours yesterday.  All that arrived was His Excellency's valet and about a
score of valises, and word that the great man would follow in a
shore-boat.  Which he hasn't."

From this light gossip Mr. Strangways turned and addressed himself to the
devilled kidneys, remarking that in his Britannic Majesty's service a man
was hungry as a matter of course; which I afterwards and experimentally
found to be true.

Well--not to protract the tale--an hour later we took boat with our
belongings, under Mr. Strangways' escort, and were pulled on a swift tide
down to the ship.  It so happened that the first and second lieutenants
were standing together in converse on the break of the poop when we
climbed on board and were led aft to report ourselves.  The second
lieutenant, Mr. Fraser (in whom we recognised our friend of the night
before) stepped to the gangway and shook hands with a jolly smile.
His superior offered us no such cheerful welcome, but stuck his hands
behind him and scowled.

"H'm," said he, "are these your two infants?  They look as if they had
been making a night of it."

I could have answered (but did not) that we must be looking pasty-faced
indeed if his gills had the advantage of us: for the man was plainly
fretting himself to fiddle-strings with anxiety.  He turned his back upon
us and called forward for one of the master's mates, to whom he gave
orders to show us our hammocks.  We saluted and took leave of him, and on
our way below fell in with Strangways again, who haled us off to introduce
us to the gun-room.

Of the gun-room and its horrors you'll have formed--if lads still read
their Marryat nowadays--your own conception; and I will only say that it
probably bears the same relation to the _Melpomene's_ gun-room as chalk to
cheese.  The _Melpomene's_ gun-room was low--so low that Strangways seldom
entered it but he contused himself--and it was also dark as the inside of
a hat, and undeniably stuffy.

Yet to me, in my first flush of enthusiasm, it appeared eminently cosy:
and the six midshipmen of the _Melpomene_--Walters, de Havilland,
Strangways, Pole, Bateman, Countisford--six as good fellows as a man could
wish to sail with.  Youth, youth!  They had their faults: but they were
all my friends till the yellow fever carried off two at Port Royal;
and two are alive yet and my friends to-day.  I tell their six names over
to-day like a string of beads, and (if the Lord will forgive a good
Protestant) with a prayer for each.

Our next business was to become acquainted with the two marines who had
carried our chests below, and who (as we proudly understood) were to be
our body-servants.  We were on deck again, and luckily out of hearing of
our fellow-midshipmen, when these two menials came up to report
themselves: and Hartnoll and I had just arrived at an amicable choice
between them.

"Here, Bill," said the foremost, advancing and pointing at me with a
forefinger, "which'll it be?  If you _don't_ mind, I'll take the
red-headed one, to put me in mind o' my gal."

So on the whole we settled ourselves down very comfortably aboard the
_Melpomene_: but the ship was not easy that day as a society, nor could
be, with her commanding officer pacing to and fro like a bear in a cage.
You will have seen the black bear at the Zoo, and noticed the swing of his
head as he turns before ever reaching the end of his cage?  Well just so--
or very like it--the _Melpomene's_ first lieutenant kept swinging and
chafing on the quarter-deck all that afternoon--or, to be precise, until
six o'clock, when Captain Suckling came aboard in a shore-boat, and in his
shore-going clothes.

He was a pleasant-faced man; clean-shaven, rosy-complexioned, grey-haired,
with something of the air and carriage of a country squire; a
pleasant-tempered man too, although he appeared to be in a pet of some
sort, and fairly fired up when the first lieutenant (a little
sarcastically, I thought) ventured to hope that he had been enjoying
himself.

"Nothing of the sort, sir!  It's the first--"  Captain Suckling checked
himself.  "I was going to say," he resumed more quietly, "that it's the
first prize-fight I have ever attended and will be the last.  But in point
of fact there has been no fight."

"Indeed, sir?"  I heard the first lieutenant murmur compassionately.

"The men did not turn up; neither they nor their trainers.  The whole
meeting, in fact, was what is vulgarly called a bilk.  But where is Sir
John?"

"I beg your pardon, sir?"

"His Excellency--you have made him comfortable?"

"His Excellency, sir, has not turned up.  In fact," said the first
lieutenant prettily, "I fancy that His Excellency, too, must have done
what is--er--vulgarly termed a bilk."

Captain Suckling stared from his lieutenant to the shore, and from the
shore to the horizon.

"The boat waited no less than five hours for him yesterday, and in the
end brought off his valet with some luggage.  He gave us to understand
that Sir John and his Secretary would follow in a shore-boat.  This was
twenty-four hours ago, and they have not appeared."

"Extraordinary!"

"I have to report also," said the first lieutenant, "that at seven
o'clock, in accordance with orders, Mr. Fraser took a party ashore.
The press has been active of late, and at first they found the whole town
shy: in fact, sir, they met with no success at all until midnight, when,
just as they were on the point of returning, they raided a house and
brought off eight able-bodied fellows--as fine a lot, sir, physically, as
you could wish to see.  For their seamanship I am unable to answer, having
had no opportunity to question them.  To judge from his report Mr. Fraser
handled the affair well, and brought them off expeditiously; and I am
relieved to tell you that, so far, we have had no trouble from shore--not
so much as an inquiry sent."

"That is luck, indeed," said Captain Suckling approvingly; "and a comfort
to hear at the end of a day when everything has gone wrong.  Fetch them
up--that is, if they are sufficiently recovered; fetch them up, and when
I've shifted these clothes I'll have a look at them while daylight
serves."

The Captain went below: and five minutes later I saw the first of the
prisoners haled up through the hatchway.  It was the man in the double
overcoat; but he had lost his colour, and he no sooner reached the deck
than he lurched and sat down with a thud.  Since no one helped him to
rise, he remained seated, and gazed about him with a drugged and vacuous
stare, while the light of the approaching sunset shimmered over his
mother-of-pearl buttons.

The next to emerge was my friend of the splendid torso, handcuffed and
fettered.  When he, too, lurched and fell, I became aware for the first
time that the frigate was rocking on a gentle south-westerly swell, and I
turned to the bulwarks for a glance overside at the water which, up to an
hour ago, had been smooth as a pond.  I had scarcely reached the bulwarks
when a voice forward sang out that a boat was approaching and hailing us.

Sure enough, a boat there was: and in the stern-sheets, with a couple of
watermen pulling, sat two men of whom the portliss was promptly and
confidently proclaimed by the midshipmen gathered around me to be no other
than His Excellency.

The boat approached and fell alongside the ladder suspended a few yards
aft of the ship's waist.  The first lieutenant, having sent word to the
Captain, hurried forward to receive our distinguished guest, who climbed
heavily on his Secretary's arm.  Arriving thus at the sally-way, he nodded
graciously in answer to the first lieutenant's salute, pulled out a
handkerchief to mop his brow, and in the act of mopping it cast a glance
across the deck.

"Captain Suckling has asked me to present his excuses to your
Excellency--" began the first lieutenant in his best tone of ceremony;
and, with that, took a step backward as His Excellency flung out a rigid
arm.

"The Dustman! for a fiver!"

"I--I beg your Excellency's pardon--your Excellency was pleased to
observe--"

"The Dustman, for a hundred pounds!  Jem Clark, too!  Oh, catch me,
Winyates!" and His Excellency staggered back, clutching at a man-rope with
one hand, pointing with the other.  His gaze wavered from the prisoners
amidships to the first lieutenant, and from the first lieutenant to the
poop-ladder, at the head of which Captain Suckling at this instant
appeared, hastily buttoning his uniform coat as he came.

"A thousand pardons, your Excellency!"

"A thousand pounds, sir!"

"Hey?"

"If that's not the very pair of scoundrels I've been hunting the length
and breadth of Hampshire.  Fareham was the venue, Captain Suckling--if I
am addressing Captain Suckling--"

"You are, sir.  I--I think you said Fareham--"

"I did, sir.  I don't mind confessing to you--here on the point of
departing from England--that I admire the noble art, sir: so much so that
I have wasted a whole day in the neighbourhood of Fareham, hunting for a
prize-fight which never came off."

"But--but I don't mind confessing to your Excellency," gasped Captain
Suckling, "that _I_ too have been at Fareham and have--er--met with the
same disappointment."

"Disappointment, sir!  When you have kidnapped the scoundrels--when you
have them on board at this moment!"  Sir John pointing a shaking
forefinger again at the pressed men.

Captain Suckling stared in the direction where the finger pointed.
"You don't mean to tell me--" he began weakly, addressing the first
lieutenant.

"Mr. Fraser brought them aboard, sir," said the first lieutenant.

"And we'll have the law of you for it," promised the man in the pearl
buttons from amidships, but in a weakening voice.

Captain Suckling was what they call an officer and a gentleman.  He drew
himself up at once.

"In my absence my officers appear to have made a small mistake.  But I
hope your Excellency may not be disappointed after all.  I have never set
eyes on either of these men before, but if that naked man be the Dustman I
will put up a hundred pounds upon him, here and now; or on the other if
that runs counter to your Excellency's fancy--"

"Jem Clark's my man," said Sir John.  "I'll match your stake, sir."

"--And liberty for all if they show a decent fight, and a boat to set them
ashore," went on Captain Suckling.  "Is that a fair offer, my men?"

The man in the pearl buttons raised his head to answer for the two
pugilists, who by this time were totally incapable of answering for
themselves.  He showed pluck, too; for his face shone with the colour of
pale marble.

"A hundred pounds!  Oh, go to blazes with your hundred pounds!  When I
tell you the Prince Regent himself had five hundred on it. . . . Oh! prop
'em up, somebody! and let the fools see what they've done to poor Jem,
that I'd a-trained to a hair.  And the money of half the fancy depending
on his condition. . . ."

"Prop 'em up, some of you!" echoed Captain Suckling.  "Eh?  God bless my
soul--"

He paused, staring from the yellow faces of the pugilists to the battered
and contused features of his own seamen.

"God bless my soul!" repeated Captain Suckling.  "Mr. Fraser!"

"Sir!"  The second lieutenant stepped forward.

"You mean to tell me that--that these two men--inflicted--er--_all this?_"

"They did, sir.  If I might explain the unfortunate mistake--"

"You describe it accurately, sir.  I could say to you, as Sir Isaac Newton
said to his dog Diamond, 'Oh, Mr. Fraser, Mr. Fraser, you little know what
you have done!'"

"Indeed, sir, I fear we acted hastily.  The fact is we found the two new
midshipmen, Rodd and Hartnoll, in something of a scrape with these people.
 . . ."  The second lieutenant told how he had found me battering at the
door, and how he had effected an entrance: but the Captain listened
inattentively.

"Your Excellency," he said, interrupting the narrative and turning on the
Governor, "I really think these men will give us little sport here."

"They are going to be extremely ill," said His Excellency, "and that
presently."

"I had better send them ashore."

"Decidedly; and before they recover.  Also, if I might advise, I would not
be too hasty in knocking off their handcuffs."

"We are short-handed," mused Captain Suckling; "but really the situation
will be a delicate one unless we weigh anchor at once."

"You will be the laughing-stock of all the ships inside the Wight, and the
object of some indignation ashore."

"There is nothing to detain us, for doubtless I can pick up a few recruits
at Falmouth. . . . But what to do with these men?"

"May I suggest that I have not yet dismissed my shore-boat?"

"The very thing!"  Captain Suckling gazed overside, and then southward
towards the Wight, whence a light sea-fog was drifting up again to envelop
us.

"I never thought," he murmured, "to be thankful for thick weather to weigh
anchor in!"

He turned and stared pensively at the line of prisoners who had staggered
one by one to the bulwarks, and leaned there limply, their resentment lost
for the time in the convulsions of nature.

"It seems like taking advantage of their weakness," said he pensively.

"It does," agreed His Excellency; "but I strongly advise it."

A moment, and a moment only, Captain Suckling hesitated before giving the
order. . . . Then in miserable procession the strong men were led past us
to the ladder, each supported by two seamen.  The gangway was crowded, and
my inches did not allow me to look over the bulwarks: but I heard the
boatswain knocking off their irons in the boat below, and the objurgating
voice of the man in the pearl buttons.

"Give way!" shouted someone.  I edged towards the gangway and stooped; and
then, peering between the legs of my superior officers, I saw the boat
glide away from the frigate's side.  Our friends lay piled on the
bottom-boards and under the thwarts like a catch of fish.  One or two
lifted clenched fists: and the boatmen, eyeing them nervously, fell to
their oars for dear life.

As the fog swallowed them, someone took me by the ear.

"Hullo, young gentlemen," said His Excellency, pinching me and reaching
out a hand for Hartnoll, who evaded him, "it seems to me you deserve a
thrashing apiece for yesterday and a guinea apiece for to-day.  Will you
take both, or shall we call it quits?"

Well, we called it quits for the time.  But twenty years later, happening
upon me at Buckingham Palace at one of King William's last levees, he
shook hands and informed me that the balance sheet at the time had been
wrongly struck: for I had provided him with a story which had served him
faithfully through half his distinguished career.  A week later a dray
rumbled up to the door of my lodgings in Jermyn Street, and two stout men
delivered from it a hogshead of the sherry you are now drinking.
He had inquired for Hartnoll's address, but Hartnoll, poor lad, had lain
for fifteen years in the British burial-ground at Port Royal.



THE BLACK JOKE.


A REPORTED TALE OF TWO SMUGGLERS.

I.

My mother's grandfather, Dan'l Leggo, was the piousest man that ever went
smuggling, and one of the peaceablest, and scrupulous to an extent you
wouldn't believe.  He learnt his business among the Cove boys at
Porthleah--or Prussia Cove as it came to be called, after John Carter, the
head of the gang, that was nicknamed the King o' Prussia.  Dan'l was John
Carter's own sister's son, trained under his eye; and when the Carters
retired he took over the business in partnership with young Phoby Geen,
a nephew by marriage to Bessie Bussow that still kept the Kiddlywink at
Porthleah, and had laid by a stockingful of money.

These two, Dan'l Leggo and Phoby Geen (which was short for Deiphobus),
lived together and worked the business for five years in boundless
harmony; until, as such things happen, they both fell in love with one
maid, which brought out the differences in their natures to a surprising
degree, converting Dan'l into an Early Christian for all to behold, while
Phoby turned to envy and spite, and to a disgraceful meanness of spirit.
The reason of this to some extent was that the girl--Amelia Sanders by
name--couldn't abide him because of the colour of his hair and his splay
feet: yet I believe she would have married him (her father being a
boat-builder in a small way at Porthleven, and beholden to the Cove for
most of his custom) if Dan'l hadn't come along first and cast eyes on her;
whereby she clave to Dan'l and liked him better and better as time brought
out the beautiful little odds-and-ends of his character; and when Phoby
made up, she took and told him, in all the boldness of affection, to make
himself scarce, for she wouldn't have him--no, not if he was the last man
in the world and she the last woman.  I daresay she overstated the case,
as women will.  But what appeared marvellous to all observers was that the
girl had no particular good looks that wouldn't have passed anywhere in a
crowd, and yet these two had singled her out for their addresses.

Dan'l (that had been the first in the field) pointed this out to his
partner in a very reasonable spirit; but somehow it didn't take effect.
"If she's as plain-featured as you allow," said Phoby, "why the dickens
can't _you_ stand aside?"

"Because of her affectionate natur'," answered Dan'l, "and likewise for
her religious disposition, for the latter o' which you've got no more use
than a toad for side-pockets."

"We'll see about that," grumbled Phoby; and Dan'l, taking it for a threat,
lost no time in putting up the banns.

Apart from this he went on his way peaceably never doubting at all that,
when the knot was tied, Phoby would let be bygones and pick up with
another maid; whereby he made the mistake of judging other folks'
dispositions by his own.  The smuggling, too, was going on more
comfortably than ever it had in John Carter's time, by reason that a new
Collector had come to Penzance--a Mr. Pennefather, a nice little,
pleasant-spoken, round-bellied man that asked no better than to live and
let live.  Fifteen years this Pennefather held the collectorship, with
five-and-twenty men under him, besides a call on the military whenever he
wanted 'em; and in all that time he never made an enemy.  Every night of
his life he stepped over from his lodgings in Market Jew Street for a game
of cards with old Dr. Chegwidden, who lived whereabouts they've built the
Esplanade since then, on the Newlyn side of Morrab Gardens; and after
their cards--at which one would lose and t'other win half a crown, maybe--
the doctor would out with a decanter of pineapple rum, and the pair would
drink together and have a crack upon Natural History, which was a hobby
with both.  Being both unmarried, they had no one to call bedtime; but the
Collector was always back at his lodgings before the stroke of twelve.

With such a Collector, as you may suppose, the free trade in Mount's Bay
found itself in easy circumstances; and the Covers (as they were called)
took care in return to give Mr. Pennefather very little trouble.
In particular, Dan'l had invented a contrivance which saved no end of
worry and suspicion, and was worked in this way:--Of their two principal
boats Dan'l as a rule commanded the _Black Joke_, a Porthleven-built
lugger of about forty tons, as we measure nowadays (but upon the old plan
she would work out nearer a hundred and forty); and Phoby a St. Ives
ketch, the _Nonesuch_, of about the same size.  But which was the _Black
Joke_ and which the _Nonesuch_ you never could be sure, for the lugger
carried fids, topmast, crosstrees, and a spare suit of sails to turn her
into a ketch at twenty minutes' notice; and likewise the ketch could ship
topmast, shift her rigging, and hoist a spare suit of lug-sails in no
longer time.  The pair of them, too, had false quarter-pieces to ship and
unship for disguise, and each was provided with movable boards painted
with the other's name, to cover up her own.  The tale went that once when
the pair happened to be lying together in New Grimsby Sound in the
Scillies, during an eclipse of the sun, Dan'l and Phoby took it into their
heads to change rigs in the darkness, just for fun; and that the Revenue
Officer, that had gone over to the island of Bryher to get a better view
of the eclipse, happening to lower his telescope on the vessels as the
light began to grow again, took fright, waded across to Tresco for his
life (the tide being low), and implored the Lord Proprietor's agent to
lock him up; "for," said he, "either the world or my head has turned round
in the last twenty minutes, and whichever 'tis, I want to be put in a cool
place out of temptation."  But the usual plan was, of course, for the two
to change rigs at night-time when on a trip, and by agreement, and for the
one to slock off suspicion while the other ran the cargo.  Yes, yes; Dan'l
Leggo and Phoby Geen were both very ingenious young men, though by
disposition so different: and when John Carter in his retirement heard of
the trick, he slapped his leg and said in his large-hearted way that dammy
he couldn't have invented a neater; and at the same time fined himself
sixpence for swearing, which had been his rule when he was Cove-master.
I once saw a bill of his made out in form, and this was how it ran:--

     John CARTER in account with ROGER TRISCOTT otherwise CLICKPAW.

     To I weeks arnins                            ten shillin

     Item share on 40 ankers at sixpence
     per anker                                    one pound
     less two dams at 6d.  and a worse word
     at (say) 1s.  but more if it hapn again.     two shillin

     Balance due to R.T.                          One pound eight or value
                                                  recd, as per margin.


But the mildest of men will have their whimsies; and for some reason or
other this same trick of the two boats--though designed, as you might
argue, to save him trouble--made Pennefather as mad as a sheep.
He couldn't hear tell of the _Black Joke_ or the _Nonesuch_ but the blood
rushed into his head.  He swore to old Dr. Chegwidden that the Covers, by
making him an object of derision, were breaking all bounds of neighbourly
understanding: and at last one day, getting information that Dan'l Leggo
was at Roscoff and loading-up to run a cargo into St. Austell Bay on the
east side of the Blackhead, he so far let his temper get the better of him
as to sit down and warn the Collector at Fowey, telling him the when and
how of the randivoo, and bidding him look out as per description for that
notorious lugger the _Black Joke_.

The letter was scarcely sent before the good soul began to repent.  He had
an honest liking for Dan'l Leggo, and would be sorry (even in the way of
duty) to see him in Bodmin Gaol.  He believed in Mount's Bay keeping its
troubles to itself; and in short, knowing the Collector at Fowey to be a
pushing fellow, he had passed two days in a proper sweat of remorse, when
to his great relief he ran up against Phoby Geen, that was walking the
pavement with a scowl on his face and both hands deep in his trousers,
he having been told that very morning by Amelia Sanders, and for the
twentieth time of asking, that sooner than marry him she would break
stones on the road.

'Tis a good job, I reckon, that folks in a street can't read one another's
inside.  Old Pennefather pulled up in a twitter, tapping his stick on the
pavement.  What he wanted to say was, "Your partner, Dan'l Leggo, has a
cargo for St. Austell Bay.  He'll get into trouble there, and I'm
responsible for it; but I want you to warn him before 'tis too late."
What he did was to put on a frown, and, said he, "Looky here, Mr. Geen,
I've been wanting to see you or Leggo for some days, to give you fair
notice.  I happen to have lost sight of the _Nonesuch_ for some days;
though I conclude, from meeting you, that she's back at Porthleah at her
moorings.  But I know the movements of the _Black Joke_, and I've the best
reason to warn you that she had best give up her latest game, or she must
look out for squalls."

Well, this was a plain hint, and in an ordinary way Phoby Geen would have
taken it.  But the devil stirred him up to remember the insult he'd
received from Amelia Sanders that very day; and by and by, as he walked
home to Porthleah, there came into his mind a far wickeder thought.
Partners though he and Dan'l were, each owned the boat he commanded,
or all but a few shares in her.  The shares in the _Black Joke_ stood in
Dan'l's name, and if anything went wrong with her the main loss would be
Dan'l's.  All the way home he kept thinking what a faithful partner he'd
been to Dan'l in the past, and this was Dan'l's gratitude, to cut him out
with Amelia Sanders and egg the girl on to laugh at the colour of his
hair.  She would laugh to another tune if he chose to hold his tongue on
Mr. Pennefather's warning, and let Dan'l run his head into the trap.  The
Fowey Collector was a smart man, capable of using his information.
(Phoby, who could see a hole through a ladder as quick as most men,
guessed at once that Pennefather had laid the trap, and then repented and
spoken to him in hope to undo the mischief.) Like as not, St. Austell Bay
would be patrolled by half a dozen man-of-war's boats in addition to the
water-guard: and this meant Dan'l's losing the lugger, losing his life
too, maybe, or at the least being made prisoner.  Well, and why not?
Wasn't one man master enough for Porthleah Cove?  And hadn't Dan'l and the
girl deserved it?

I believe the miserable creature wrestled against his temptation: and I
believe that when he weighed next morning and hoisted sail in the
_Nonesuch_  for Guernsey, where the  _Black Joke_ was to meet him in case
of accident, he had two minds to play fair after all.  'Twas told
afterwards that, pretty well all the way, he locked himself in
his cabin, and for hours the crew heard him groaning there.  But it seems
that Satan was too strong for him; for instead of bearing straight up for
Guernsey, where he well knew the _Black Joke_  would be waiting, he stood
over towards the French coast, and there dodged forth and back, under
pretence of picking her up as she came out of Roscoff.  His crew took it
for granted he was following out the plan agreed upon.  All they did was
to obey orders, and of course they knew naught of Mr. Pennefather's
warning.

To be short, Dan'l Leggo, after waiting the best part of two days at St.
Peter's Port and getting no news to the contrary, judged that the coast
must be clear, and stood across with a light sou'-westerly breeze, timing
it so as to make his landfall a little before sunset: which he did, and
speaking the crew of a Mevagissey boat some miles off the Deadman, was
told he might take the lugger in and bring her up to anchor without fear
of interruption.  (But whether or no they had been bribed to give this
information he never discovered.) They told him, too, that his clients--a
St. Austell company--had the boats ready at Rope Hauen under the
Blackhead, and would be out as soon as ever he dropped anchor.
So he crept in under darkness and brought up under the loom of the shore--
having shifted his large lug for a trysail and leaving that set, with his
jib and mizzen--and gave orders at once to cast off the hatches.
While this was doing, sure enough he heard the boats putting off from the
beach a cable's length away, and was just congratulating himself on having
to deal with such business-like people, when his mate, Billy Tregaskis,
caught hold of him by the elbow.

"Hark to them oars, sir!" he whispered.

"I hear 'em," said Dan'l.

"You never heard that stroke pulled by fishermen," said Billy, straining
to look into the darkness.  "They're man-o'-war's boats, sir, or you may
call me a Dutchman!"

"Cut the cable!" ordered Dan'l, sharp and prompt.

Billy whipped out his knife, ran forward, and cut loose in a jiffy; but
before the _Black Joke_ could gather headway the two boats had run up
close under her stern.  The bow-man of the first sheared through the
mizzen-sheet with his cutlass, and boarding over the stern with three or
four others, made a rush upon Dan'l as he let go the helm and turned to
face them; while the second boat's crew opened with a dozen musket-shots,
firing high at the sails and rigging.  In this they succeeded: for the
second or third shot cut through the trysail tack and brought the sail
down with a run; and almost at the same moment the boarders overpowered
Dan'l and bore him down on deck, where they beat him silly with the flat
of their cutlasses and so passed on to drive the rest of the lugger's
crew, that were running below in a panic.

The struggle had carried Dan'l forward, so that when he dropped 'twas
across the fallen trysail.  This served him an ill turn: for one of the
cutlasses, catching in a fold of it, turned aslant and cut him cruelly
over the bridge of the nose.  But the sail being tanned, and therefore
almost black in the darkness, it served him a good turn too; for after his
enemies had passed on and were busy making prisoners of the rest of the
crew, he lay there unperceived for a great while, listening to the racket,
but faint and stunned, so that he could make neither head nor tail of it.
At length a couple of men came aft and began handling the sail; and
"Hullo!" says one of them, discovering him, "here's one as dead as a
haddock!"

"Put him below," says the other.

"What's the use?" asks the other, pulling Dan'l out by the legs and
examining him; "the poor devil's head is all jelly."  Just then a cry was
raised that one of the boats had gone adrift, the boarders having
forgotten to make her fast in their hurry, and someone called out an order
to man the other and pull in search of her.  The two fellows that had been
handling Dan'l dropped him and ran aft, and Dan'l--all sick and giddy as
he was--crawled into the scuppers and, pulling himself up till his eyes
were level with the bulwarks, tried to measure the distance between him
and shore.  Now the lugger (you'll remember) was adrift when the Navymen
first boarded her, through Billy Tregaskis having cut the cable; and with
the set of the tide she must been carried close in-shore during the
scrimmage before they brought her up: for, to Dan'l's amazement, she lay
head-to-beach, and so close you could toss a biscuit ashore.  There the
shingle spread, a-glimmering under his nose, as you might say; and he put
up a thanksgiving when he remembered that a minute ago his only hope had
been to swim ashore--a thing impossible in his weak state; but now, if he
could only drop overside without being observed, he verily believed he
could wade for it--that is, after the first few yards--for the
_Black Joke_ drew from five to six feet of water, and since she lay afloat
'twas certain the water right under him must be beyond his depth.
Having made up his mind to the risk--for anything was better than Bodmin
prison--he heaved a leg across the bulwarks, and so very cautious-like
rolled over and dropped.  His toes--for he went down pretty plump--touched
bottom for a moment: but when he came to strike out he found he'd
over-calculated his strength, and gave himself up for lost.  He swallowed
some water, too, and was on the point of crying out to be taken aboard
again and not left to drown, when the set of the tide swept him forward,
so that he fetched up with his breast against a shore-line that someone
had carried out from the bows: and hauling on this he dragged himself
along till the water reached no higher than his knees.  Twice he tried to
run, and twice he fell through weakness, but he came ashore at last at a
place where the beach ended in a low ridge of rock covered with ore-weed.
Between the rocks ran stretches of whity-grey shingle, and he lay still
for a while and panted, considering how on earth he could cross these
without being spied by the Navymen, that had recovered their boat by this
time and were pulling back with her to the lugger.  While he lay there
flat on his stomach, thinking as hard as his bruised head would let him,
a voice spoke out of the darkness close by his ear, and said the voice,
"You belong aboard the lugger, if I'm not mistook?"--which so terrified
Dan'l that he made no answer, but lifted himself and stared, with all his
teeth chattering.  "You stay still where you are," the voice went on,
"till the coast is a bit clearer, as 'twill be in a minute or two.
There's a two-three friends up the beach, that were hired for this
business; but the Preventive men have bested us this time.  Hows'ever,
you've had luck to get ashore--'tis better be lucky than rich, they say.
Hutted, are 'ee?"  The boats being gone by this time, the man that owned
the voice stepped out of the darkness, lifted him--big-boned man though he
was--and hefted him over the rocks.  A little higher up the foreshore he
was joined by two others, and the three between 'em took hold of Dan'l and
helped him up the cliff and through a furze-drake till they brought him to
a cottage, where, in a kitchen full of people, he found half a dozen of
the Cove-boys that had dropped overboard at the first alarm and swam for
shore--the lot gathered about a young doctor from St. Austell that was
binding up a man whose shoulder had been ripped open by a musket-ball.

Poor Dan'l's injury being more serious, and his face a clot of blood from
the cutlass-wound over his nose, the doctor turned to him at once and
plastered him up for dear life; after which his friends, well knowing that
a price would be set on him as skipper of the _Black Joke_, carried him
off to St. Austell in a cart that had been brought for the tubs; and at
St. Austell hired a chaise to carry him home to Marazion, taking the
precaution to wrap his head round with bandages, so that the post-boys
might not be able to swear to his looks.  A Cover called Tummels drove
with him, bandaged also; and stopping the chaise a mile outside Marazion,
lifted Dan'l out, managed to hire a cart from a farm handy-by the road,
and so brought him, more dead than alive, home to Porthleah.

But though more dead than alive, Dan'l had not lost his wits.  Except for
the faithful Tummels and Bessie Bussow at the Kiddlywink, the Cove was all
deserted--the _Nonesuch_ and her crew being yet on the high seas.
The very next day he sent Tummels over to Porthleven to tell Amelia
Sanders of his mishap, and that he was going into hiding for a time,
but would send her word of his movements; and on Tummels' return the pair
sat down and cast about where the hiding had best be, Dan'l being greatly
uplifted by Tummels' report that the girl had showed herself as plucky as
ginger, in spite of the loss of the lugger, declaring that, come what
might, she would rather have Dan'l with all his Christian virtues than a
fellow like Phoby Geen with all his riches and splay feet.  Moreover--and
such is the wondrous insight of woman--she maintained that Phoby Geen must
be at the bottom of the whole mischief.

Dan'l didn't pay much heed to this, but set it down to woman's prejudice.
After talking the matter well out, he and Tummels decided on a very pretty
hiding-place and a fairly comfortable one.  This was a tenantless house on
the coast near St. Ives.  A Bristol merchant had built it, meaning to
retire there as soon as he'd made his fortune: but either the cost had
outrun his plans or the fortune didn't come quite so soon as he expected.
At any rate, neither he nor his family had ever taken up abode there.
A fine house it was, too, and went in the neighbourhood by the name of
Stack's Folly.  It stood in the middle of a small farm of about a hundred
and fifty acres, besides moor and waste; and, as luck would have it, a
brother-in-law of Tummels, by name William Sleep, rented the farm and kept
the keys of the house, being supposed to look after it in the family's
absence.

Across to Stack's Folly, then, Dan'l was driven in a cart, under a great
pile of ore-weed; and William Sleep not only gave over the keys and helped
to rig up a bed of straw for him--for the house hadn't a stick of
furniture--but undertook to keep watch against surprise and get a supply
of food carried up to him daily from the farmhouse, which stood in the
valley below, three-quarters of a mile away.  So far so good: yet now a
new trouble arose owing to Dan'l's wounds showing signs of inflammation
and threatening to set up wildfire.  Tummels and Sleep put their heads
together, and determined that a doctor must be fetched.

Now Dr. Chegwidden, who was getting up in years, had engaged an assistant
to take over the St. Ives part of his practice; a young fellow called
Martyn, a little on the right side of thirty, clever in his profession,
and very well spoken of by all.  (Indeed, Dr. Chegwidden, that had taken a
fancy to him first-along for his knowledge of Natural History, in due time
promoted him to be partner, so that when the old man died, five or six
years later, Dr. Martyn stepped into the whole practice.) William Sleep at
first was for fetching this young doctor boldly; but Tummels argued that
he was a new-comer from the east part of the Duchy, if not from across
Tamar, and they didn't know enough of him to warrant the risk.  So in the
end, after many _pros_ and _cons_, they decided to trust themselves first
to Dr. Chegwidden.

That same night, as the old doctor, after his game of cards with Mr.
Pennefather, sat finishing his second glass of rum and thinking of bed,
there came a ring at the night-bell, which of all sounds on earth was the
one he most abominated.  He went to the front door and opened it in a
pretty bad temper, when in walked Tummels and William Sleep together and
told their business.  "A man--no need to give names--was lying hurt and in
danger--no matter where.  They had a horse and trap waiting, a little
above Chyandour, and, if the doctor would come and ask no questions, the
same horse and trap should bring him home before morning."

The old doctor asked no questions at all, but fetched his greatcoat,
tobacco-pouch, tinder-box, and case of instruments, and walked with them
to the hill over Chyandour, where he found the trap waiting, with a boy at
the horse's head.  Tummels dismissed the boy, and in they all climbed; but
before they had driven half a mile the doctor was asked very politely if
he'd object to have his eyes blindfolded.

He chuckled for a moment.  "Of course I object," said he; "for--you may
believe it or not--if a man can't _see_ that his pipe's alight he loses
half the enjoyment of it.  But two is stronger than one," said he; "and if
you insist I shall submit."  So they blindfolded him.

In this way they brought him to Stack's Folly, helped him down from the
cart, and led him into the bare room where Dan'l lay in the straw; and
there by lantern-light the old man did his job very composedly.

"You're not altogether a pair of fools," said he, speaking for the first
time as he tied the last bandage.  "If you hadn't fetched someone, this
man would have been dead in three days from now.  But you're fools enough
if you think I'm going to take this jaunt every night for a week and
more--as someone must, if Dan'l's to recover; and you're bigger fools if
you imagine I don't know the inside of Stack's Folly.  My advice is that
in future you save yourselves trouble and call up my assistant from St.
Ives; and further, that you don't try his temper with any silly
blindfolding, but trust him for the gentleman and good sportsman I know
him to be.  If 'tis any help to you, he'll be stepping over to Penzance
to-day on business, and I'll take the opportunity to drop him a hint of
warning."

They thanked him, of course.  "And sorry we are, doctor," said Tummels,
"to have put you to this inconvenience.  But there's no friend like an old
friend."

"Talking of friends," answered Dr. Chegwidden, "I think it well to set you
on your guard."  He pulled out a handbill from his pocket.  "I had this
from Mr. Pennefather to-night," said he; "and by to-morrow it will be
posted all over the country: an offer for the apprehension of Daniel
Leggo; the reward, two hundred and fifty pounds."

"Two hundred and fifty pounds!"  Weak as he was, Dan'l sat upright in the
straw, and the other two stared at the doctor with their jaws dropping--
which Dan'l's jaw couldn't, by reason of the bandages.

"And you ask us to trust this young furriner, with two hundred and fifty
pounds for his hand to close on!" groaned Tummels.

"I do," said the doctor.  "The man I would warn you against is a man you'd
be ten times apter to trust; and that is your partner, Deiphobus Geen.
I understand he's away from home just now; but--reward or no reward--when
he returns I advise you to watch that fellow closer than any of the
Preventive men:  for to my certain knowledge he had ample warning of what
was to happen, and I leave you to judge if 'twas by accident he let his
friend Dan'l, here, run into the trap."

Tummels made a motion to draw out a musket from under the straw where
Dan'l lay.  "If I thought that," he growled, "I'd walk straight over to
Porthleah, wait for him, and blow his scheming brains out."

"You'd be a bigger fool, then, than I take ye for," answered the doctor
quietly, "and I know you've but wits enough for one thing at a time.
Your business now is to keep Dan'l hidden till you can smuggle him out of
the country: and if Dr. Martyn or I can help, you may count on us, for I
hate such foul play as Deiphobus Geen's, and so, I believe, does my
assistant."

With that the doctor took his leave of Dan'l and was driven home by
Tummels, William Sleep remaining to stand guard: and next day, according
to promise, Dr. Martyn was told the secret and trusted with the case.


II.

Sure enough, Dr. Martyn turned out to be most clever and considerate;
a man that Dan'l took to and trusted from the first.  His one fault was
that when Dan'l began to converse with him on religious matters, he showed
himself a terrible free-thinker.  The man was not content to be a doctor:
night after night he'd sit up and tend Dan'l like a nurse, and would talk
by the hour together when the patient lay wakeful.  But his opinions were
enough to cut a religious man to the heart.

Dan'l had plenty of time to think over them, too.  From daybreak (when the
young doctor took his leave), till between ten and eleven at night (when
he came again) was a terrible lonely while for a man shut in an empty
house and unable to move for pain.  As the days wore on and his wound
bettered, he'd creep to the door and sit watching the fields and the ships
out at sea and William Sleep moving about the slope below.  Sometimes he
would spend an hour in thinking out plans for his escape; but his money
had gone with the lugger, and without money no plan seemed workable.
Sometimes he'd think upon the girl Amelia Sanders.  But that was crueller
pain; for if he could not even escape, how on earth was he to get married?
So he fell back on thoughts of religion and in making up answers to the
doctor's terrible arguments; and these he would muster up at night,
tackling the young man finely, till the two were at it like a pair of
wrestlers.  But when Dan'l began to grow flushed and excited, and
stammered in his speech, the talk would be turned off somehow to
smuggling, or sport, or natural history--in all of which the doctor had a
hundred questions to ask.  I believe these discussions worked the cure
faster than any ointments or lotions: but Dan'l used to say afterwards
that the long days came nigh to driving him mad; and mad they would have
driven him but for a small bird--a wheatear--that perched itself every day
on the wall of the court and chittered to him by the hour together like an
angel.

Tummels, all this while, kept quiet at Porthleah, like a wise man, and sat
watching Phoby Geen like a cat before a mousehole.  Phoby had turned up at
the Cove in the _Nonesuch_ on the fourth day after the lugger was lost,
and at once began crying out, as innocent as you please, upon the mess
that Dan'l had made through his wrongheadedness.  Also the crew of the
_Nonesuch_ couldn't make out where the plan had broken down.  But Tummels,
piecing their information with what Dr. Chegwidden had told him, saw
clearly enough what trick had been played.  Also by pumping old Bessie
Bussow  (who had already been pumped by Phoby) he learned that Phoby knew
of Dan'l's return to the Cove and disappearance into hiding.
Tummels scratched his head.  "The fellow knows that Dan'l is alive," he
reasoned.  "He knows, too, there's a price on his head.  Moreover he knows
my share in hiding the man away.  Then why, if he's playing honest even
now, doesn't he speak to me? . . . But no: he's watching to catch me off
my guard, in the hope that I'll give him the clue to Dan'l's hiding."
Thus Tummels reasoned, and, though it went hard with him to get no news,
he decided that 'twas safer to trust in no news being good news than,
by making the smallest move, to put Phoby Geen on the track.  In this he
did wisely; but he'd have done wiser by not breathing a word to Amelia
Sanders of where he'd stowed her sweetheart.  For what must the lovesick
woman do--after a week's waiting and no news--but pack a basket and set
out for St. Ives, under the pretence of starting for Penzance market?
She carried out the deception very neatly, too; actually went into
Penzance and sold two couple of fowls, besides eggs of her own raising;
and then, having spent the money in a few odds-and-ends her sweetheart
would relish, slipped out of the town and struck away north.

What mischief would have followed but for a slant of luck, there's no
knowing: for Master Phoby had caught sight of her on the Helston Road
(where he kept a watch), pushed after her hot-foot, worked her through the
market like a stoat after a rabbit, and more than half-way to St. Ives
(laughing up his sleeve), when his little design went pop! and all through
the untying of a shoe-lace!

On the road after you pass Halsetown there's a sharp turn; and, a little
way farther, another sharp turn.  For no reason that ever she discovered,
'twas just as she passed the first of these that her shoe-string came
untied, and she sat down by the hedge to tie it; and here in tying it she
broke the lace, and, while mending it, looked up into Phoby Geen's face--
that had come round the corner like the sneak he was and pulled up as
foolish as a sheep.

In my experience a woman may be a fool, but 'tis within limits.
Amelia Sanders, looking Phoby Geen in the face, went on tying her shoe;
and, while she looked, she saw not only how terrible rash she had been,
but also--without a guess at the particulars--that this man had been at
the bottom of the whole mischief and meant to be at the bottom of more.
So, said she, very innocent-like--

"Aw, good-afternoon, Mr. Geen!"

"Good-afternoon!" responded Phoby.  "Who'd ever ha' thought to meet you
here, Miss Sanders?"

"'Tis a tiring way from Porthleah to St. Ives, Mr. Geen."

"Or from Porthleven, for that matter, Miss Sanders."

"Especially when you walk it on tippy-toe, which must be extra-wearisome
to a body on feet shaped like yours, Mr. Geen."

Phoby saw that he was fairly caught.  "Look here," said he roughly,
"you're bound on a randivoo with Dan'l Leggo, and you can't deny it."

"I don't intend to," she answered.  "And you be bound on much the same
errand, though you'd deny it if your face could back up your tongue."

"Dan'l Leggo has a-been my partner in business for five years,
Miss Sanders.  Isn't it nat'ral enough I should want to visit and consult
him?"

"Nothing more natural," answered the girl cheerfully.  "I was just
wonderin' where they'd hidden him: but since you know, my trouble's at an
end.  You can show me the way.  Which is it, Mr. Geen--north, south, east,
or west?"

Phoby understood that she was laughing at him.  "Don't you think, Miss
Sanders," he suggested, "that 'twas pretty rash of you to give folks a
clue as you've a-done to-day, and everybody knowing that you've been asked
in church with Dan'l?"

"I do," said she.  "I've behaved foolish, Mr. Geen, and thank you for
reminding me.  He won't thank a _second_ partner for putting him in a
trap," she went on, speaking at a venture; but her words caught Phoby Geen
like a whip across the face, and, seeing him blanch, she dropped a
curtsey.  "I'll be going home, Mr. Geen," she announced.  "I might ha'
walked farther without finding out so much as you've told me; and you may
walk twenty miles farther without finding out half so much."

He glowered at her and let out a curse; but the girl was his match, though
timmersome enough in an ordinary way.

"Iss, iss," she said scornful-like; "I know the kind of coward you are,
Mr. Phoby Geen.  But I bless this here corner of the road twice over;
first because it has given me a look into your sneaking heart, and next
because 'tis within earshot of Halsetown, where I've a brace of tall
cousins living that would beat you to a jelly if you dared lift a hand
against me.  I'm turning back to ask one of them to see me home; and he'll
not deny me, as he'll not be backward to pound every bone in your
ill-shapen body if he hears what I've to tell."

Phoby Geen glowered at her for half a minute longer, and then snapped his
fingers.

"As it happens," said he, "you're doing me a cruel injustice; but we
needn't talk of that.  A man o' my savings--though you've sneezed at 'em--
doesn't want to be searching the country for two-hundred-and-fifty
pound."

He swung on his heel and walked off towards St. Ives.  Amelia Sanders
watched him round the next bend, and turning, began to run homewards for
dear life, when, just at the corner, she fell into the arms of Tummels.

"A nice dance you've led me," grunted Tummels, as she fought down her
hysterics.  "I've been pulling hot-foot after the man all the way from
Penzance.  I tracked him there; but you and he between you gave me the
slip in the crowd.  'Tis the Lord's mercy you didn' lead him all the way
to Stack's Folly: for if I'd a-caught up with him there I must have
committed murder upon him."

"Oh, take me home!" sobbed Amelia Sanders.

"Take you home?  How the dickens be I to take you home?" Tummels demanded.
"I've got to follow that villain into St. Ives if he goes so far, and
stick to him like a shadow."


So Amelia Sanders trudged it back to Porthleven, calling herself every
name but what she was christened: and Phoby Geen trudged it fore to St.
Ives, cursing his luck, but working out a problem in his wicked little
mind.  At the top of the hill over the town he stood quiet for a minute
and snapped his fingers again.  Since 'twas near St. Ives that Dan'l lay
in hiding, what could the hiding-place be but Stack's Folly!  Tummels had
hidden him: Tummels' brother-in-law rented the farm of Stack's Folly and
kept the keys of the house.  Why, the thing fitted in like a child's
puzzle!  Why hadn't he thought of it before?

None the less he did not turn aside towards the great desolate barrack,
though he eyed it as he went down the slope between it and the sea.
He had not yet begun to think out a plan of action.  He wanted Dan'l
disposed of without showing his hand in the business.  As it was, the girl
(and he cursed her) had guessed him to blame for the loss of the lugger.
Was it more than a guess of hers?  He couldn't say.  He had told her at
parting that he was walking to St. Ives on business.  On a sudden thought
he halted in the main street and turned to walk up towards Tregenna, the
great house overlooking the town.  Its owner, Squire Stephens, was an old
client of his.

Squire Stephens was at home, and Phoby Geen sat closeted with him for an
hour and more.  Nothing was talked of save business, and when the Squire
mentioned Dan'l Leggo and the price on his head, Phoby waved a hand
mute-like, as much as to beg off being questioned.

Twilight was falling as he took the road back to Porthleah; and Tummels,
who had been waiting behind a hedge above the town, dogged him home
through the dusk and through the dark.

Phoby's call on the Squire had begun and ended with business.
The _Nonesuch_ had made another trip to Roscoff, and he had one hundred
and fifty pounds' worth of white cognac to dispose of, all sunk--for Mr.
Pennefather had put on a sudden activity--off Old Lizard Head.  He had
reason to believe that the Preventive men were watching his usual routes
inland.  Since the accident to Dan'l he had felt, in his cunning way,
a new watchfulness in the air.

The day after his journey to St. Ives, the _Nonesuch_ sailed again for
Roscoff.  At the last moment he decided not to command her this trip; but
turned the business over to his mate, Seth Rogers--a very dependable man,
though not clever at all.  So away she went, leaving the Cove empty but
for himself only and Bessie Bussow and Tummels, that lived in a freehold
cottage on his savings and didn't draw a regular wage, but only took a
hand in a run when he chose.  Moreover, Tummels had never sailed for years
past but in the _Black Joke_, and the _Black Joke_ was taken and her crew
in prison or in hiding.

Phoby would lief enough have seen Tummels' back.  For the job he meditated
the man was not only worse than useless, but might even spy on him and
carry warning.   His plan was to get the sunk crop of brandy round to St.
Ives, deliver it to Squire Stephens, and, at the same time, under cover of
the business, make sure of Dan'l's being at Stack's Folly, and treat with
him, under threats, to give up claim upon his sweetheart.  To this end,
one night while Tummels was sleeping, he unmoored the _Fly_ tender--a
twenty-foot open boat carrying two sprit-sails, owned by him and Dan'l in
common, and used for all manner of odd jobs--worked her down to Old Lizard
Head single-handed, and crept up to the sunk crop of brandy.
Back-breaking work it was to heave the kegs on board; but in an hour
before midnight he had stowed the lot and was steering for St. Ives with a
stiffish breeze upon his port quarter.  The weather couldn't have served
him better.  By daylight the _Fly_ was rounding in for St. Ives Quay,
having sunk her crop again off the mouth of a handy cave on the town side
of Treryn Dinas; and Phoby Geen stepped ashore and ordered breakfast at
the George and Dragon before stepping up to talk with Squire Stephens.

In the meantime, Tummels, waking up at four in the morning, as his custom
was, and taking a look out of window, missed the _Fly_ from her moorings,
which caused him to scratch his head and think hard for ten minutes.
Then he washed and titivated himself and walked down to the Kiddlywink.

"Hullo, Tummels!" said Bessie Bussow, hearing his footstep on the pebbles,
and popping her old head out of window, nightcap and all.  "What fetches
you abroad so early?"

"Dress yourself, that's a dear woman!  Dress yourself and come down!"
Tummels waited in a sweat of impatience till the old woman opened her
front door.

"What's the matter with the man?" she asked.  "Thee'rt lookin' like a
thing hurried in mind."

"I wants the loan of your horse and trap, missus," said Tummels.

"Sakes alive, is _that_ all?  Why on the wide earth couldn't you ha' gone
fore to stable an' fetched 'em, without spoilin' my beauty-sleep?" asked
Bessie.

"No, missus.  To be honest with 'ee that's not nearly all."
Tummels rubbed the back of his head.  "Fact is, I'm off in s'arch of your
nephew Phoby Geen, that has taken the _Fly_ round to St. Ives, unless I be
greatly mistaken; and what's more, unless I be greatly mistaken, he means
to lay information against Dan'l."

"If you can prove that to me," says Bessie, "he's no nephew o' mine, and
out he goes from my will as soon as you bring back the trap, and I can
drive into Helston an' see Lawyer Walsh."

"Well, I'm uncommon glad you look at it in that reasonable light," says
Tummels; "for, the man being your own nephew, so to speak, I didn' like to
borry your horse an' trap to use against 'en without lettin' 'ee know the
whole truth."

"I wish," says Bessie, "you wouldn' keep castin' it in my teeth--or what
does dooty for 'em--that the man's my nephew.  You'll see how much of a
nephew he is if you can prove what you charge against 'en.  But family is
family until proved otherwise; and so, Mr. Tummels, you shall harness up
the horse and bring him around, and I'll go with you to St. Ives to get to
the bottom o' this.  On the way you shall tell me what you do know."

She was a well-plucked woman for seventy-five, was Bessie Bussow; and had
a head on her shoulders too.  While Tummels was harnessing, she fit and
boiled a dish o' tea to fortify herself, and after drinking it nipped into
the cart as spry as a two-year-old.  Off they drove, and came within sight
of Stack's Folly just about the time when Phoby Geen was bringing the
_Fly_ into St.  Ives harbour.

They pulled up at the farmhouse under the hill, and out came William Sleep
to welcome them.  He listened to their errand and stood for a minute
considering.

"There's only one thing to be done," he announced; "and that is to fetch
up Dr. Martyn.  We're workin' that young man hard," said he; "for he only
left the patient a couple of hours ago."  He invited Bessie to step inside
and make herself at home; and while Tummels stalled the horse, he posted
down in search of the doctor.

About an hour later the two came walking back together, William Sleep with
news that the _Fly_ was lying alongside St. Ives Quay.  He had seen
nothing of Phoby Geen, and hadn't risked inquiring.  The young doctor,
though grey in the cheeks and worn with nursing, rang cheerful as a bell.

"If you'd told me this a month ago," said he, "I might have pulled a long
face about it; but now the man's strong enough to bear moving.  You, Mr.
Sleep, must lend me a suit of clothes, with that old wideawake of yours.
There's not the fellow to it in this parish.  After that, all you can do
at present is to keep watch here while I get Dan'l down to the sea.
You, Mr. Tummels, by hook or crook, must beg, borrow, or steal a boat in
St. Ives, and one that will keep the sea for three or four days at a
push."

"If the fellow comes sneaking round the Folly here, William Sleep and I
can knock him on the head and tie him up.  And then what's to prevent my
making use of the _Fly_ hersel'?"

"That's not a bad notion, though we'll avoid violence if we can.
The point is, you must bring along a boat, and as soon after nightfall as
may be."

"You may count on it," Tummels promised.  "Next question is, where be I to
take the poor chap aboard? There's good landing, and quiet too, at Cawse
Ogo, a little this side of Treryn Dinas."  Tummels suggested it because he
knew the depths there close in-shore, the spot being a favourite one with
the Cove boys for a straight run of goods.

"Cawse Ogo be it," said the doctor.  "I know the place, and I think the
patient can walk the distance.  Unless I'm mistaken it has a nice handy
cave, too; though I may think twice about using it.  I don't like hiding
with only one bolt-hole."

"You haven't found any part for me in your little plans," put in Bessie
Bussow.  "Now, I'm thinkin' that when he finds himself on the high seas
and wants to speak a foreign-bound ship, this here may come in handy."
She pulled out a bag from her under-pocket and passed it over to Tummels.

"Gold?" said he.  "Gold an' notes? 'Tis you have a head on your shoulders,
missus."

"Thank 'ee," said she.  "There's twenty pound, if you'll count it.
An' 'tis only a first instalment; for the lad shall have the rest in time,
if I live to alter my will."

From the farmhouse Dr. Martyn walked boldly up to Stack's Folly with the
bundle under his arm: and in twenty minutes had Dan'l rigged up in William
Sleep's clothes.  The day was turning bright and clear, and away over the
waste land towards Zennor you could see for miles.  Tis the desolatest
land almost in all Cornwall, and by keeping to the furze-brakes and spying
from one to the next, he steered his patient down for the coast and
brought him safe to the cliffs over Cawse Ogo.  There in a lew place in
the middle of the bracken-fern they seated themselves, and the doctor
pulled out his pocket spyglass and searched the coast to left and right.
By and by he lowered the glass with a start, seemed to consider for a
moment, and looked again.

"See here," said he, passing over the spyglass, "if you can keep
comfortable I've a notion that a bathe would do me good."

Dan'l let him go.  Ten minutes later, without help of the glass--his hand
being too shaky to hold it steady--he saw the doctor in the water below
him, swimming out to sea with a strong breast-stroke.  Three hundred
yards, maybe, he swam out in a straight line, appeared to float and tread
water for a minute or two, and so made back for shore.  In less than half
an hour he was back again at Dan'l's side, and his face changed from its
grey look to the picture of health.

"I want you to answer me a question if you can," said he.  "Does your
friend, Mr. Phoby Geen, wear a peewit's wing-feather in his hat?"

"He does, or did," answered Dan'l; "in one of his hats, at least.  Did you
meet the man down there?"

"No; and I've never set eyes on him in my life," said the doctor.
"I just guessed."  He laughed cheerful-like, enjoying Dan'l's wonder.
"But this guess," he went on, "changes the campaign a little; and I'll
have to ask you to lie here alone for some while longer--maybe an hour and
more."

He nodded and walked off, cautious at first, but with great strides as
soon as he struck into the cliff-path.  When he came in sight of the Folly
he spied a man's figure on the slope there among the furze, and the man
was working up towards the Folly on the side of the hill hidden from
William Sleep's farm.

"Lend me a gun," panted the doctor, running into the farmhouse.  "A gun
and a powder-horn, quick!  And a lantern and wads, and a spare flint or
two--never mind the shot-flask--"  He told what he had seen.
"I'll keep the fellow under my eye now, and all you have to do, Mr.
Tummels, is to take out his boat after sunset and bring her down to Cawse
Ogo."

He caught up the gun and ran out of the cottage, clucking under the hedges
until he came round again to the farther side of the hill; and there he
saw Master Phoby Geen come slamming out of the empty Folly and post down
the slope at a swinging pace towards Cawse Ogo.  "And a pretty rage he's
carrying with him I'll wager," said the doctor to himself.  "The Lord send
he doesn't stumble upon Dan'l, or I may have to hurt him, which I don't
want, and lose the fun of this.  I wouldn't miss it now for five pounds."

His heart jumped for joy when, still following, he saw the man turn down
towards the shore by a track a good quarter of a mile to the right of the
spot where Dan'l lay.  He was satisfied now; and creeping back to Dan'l,
he dropped his full length in the bracken and lay and laughed.

"But what's the gun for?" Dan'l demanded.

"You've told me often enough about the seals on this bit of coast.
Well, to-night, my friend, we're going to have some fun with them."

"Doctor, doctor, think of the risk! Besides, I ben't strong enough for
seal-hunting."

"There's no risk," the doctor promised him; "and all the hunting you'll be
called upon to do is to sit still and smile.  Have I been a good friend to
you, or have I not?"

"The best friend in the world," Dan'l answered fervent-like.

"On the strength of that you'll have to trust me a little longer.  I can't
afford you more than a little while longer, for my practice is going to
the dogs already.  I've sent word home by Tummels that if anyone in
St. Ives falls sick to-day he'll have to send over to Penzance."

The greater part of the afternoon Dan'l slept, and the doctor smoked his
pipe and kept watch.  At six o'clock they finished the loaf that had been
packed up with William Sleep's clothes, emptied the doctor's flask,
and fell to discoursing for the last time upon religion.  They talked of
it till the sun went down in their faces, and then, just before darkness
came up over the sea, the doctor rose.

There was just light enough for them to pick their way down over the
cliff, treading softly; and just light enough to show that the beach
beneath them was empty.  On the edge of the sand the doctor chose a
convenient rock and called a halt behind it.  Peering round, he had the
mouth of the cave in full view till the darkness hid it.

"Now's the time!" said he.  He took off his coat and lit the lantern under
it, muffling the light.  "Seals?  Come along, man; I promise you the cave
is just full of sport!"

He crept for the cave, and Dan'l at his heels, the sand deadening all
sound of their footsteps.  Close by the cave's mouth he crouched for a
moment, felt the hammer of his gun, and, uncovering the lantern with a
quick turn of the hand, passed it to Dan'l and marched boldly in.

The soft sand made a floor for the cave for maybe sixty feet within the
entrance.  It ended on the edge of a rock-pool a dozen yards across, and
deep enough to reach above a man's knees.  As the doctor and Dan'l reached
the pool they heard a sudden splashing on the far side of it.

"Hold the lantern high!" sang out the doctor.  Dan'l obeyed, and the light
fell full not only on his face, but on the figure of a man that cowered
down before it on the patch of shingle where the cave ended.

"Seals?" cried the doctor, lifting his gun.  "What did I promise you?"

With a scream, the poor creature flung himself on his knees.

"Don't shoot!  Oh, don't shoot!"  His voice came across the pool to them
in a squeal like a rabbit's.

"Eh? Hullo!" said the doctor, but without lowering his gun.  "Mr.
Deiphobus Geen, I believe?"

"Don't shoot!  Oh, don't shoot me!"

"Be so good as to step across here," the doctor commanded.

"You won't hurt me?  Dan'l, make him promise he won't hurt me!"

"Come!" the doctor commanded again, and Phoby Geen came to them through
the pool with his knees knocking together.  "Put out your hands, please.
Thank you. Dan'l, search, and you'll find a piece of cord in my pocket.
Take it, and tie up his wrists."

"I never meant you no harm," whined Phoby; but he submitted.

"And now,"--the doctor turned to Dan'l--"leave him to me, step outside and
bring word as soon as you hear or glimpse a boat in the offing.
At what time, Mr. Geen, are the carriers coming for the tubs out yonder?
Answer me: and if I find after that you've answered me false, I'll blow
your brains out."

"Two in the morning," answered Phoby.

"And Tummels will be here in an hour," sighed the doctor, relieved in his
mind on the one point he had been forced to leave to chance.
"Step along, Dan'l; and don't you strain yourself in your weak state by
handling the tubs: Tummels can manage them single-handed. You see, Mr.
Geen, plovers don't shed their feathers hereabouts in the summer months;
and a feather floating on a tideway doesn't, as a rule, keep moored to one
place. I took a swim this morning and cleared up those two points for
myself.  Step along, Dan'l, my friend; I seemed to hear Tummels outside,
lowering sail."


Twelve hours later, Dan'l, with a pocketful of money, was shipped on the
high seas aboard a barque bound out of Bristol for Georgia; and there, six
months later, Amelia Sanders followed him out and married him.  Not for
years did they return to Porthleven and live on Aunt Bussow's money, no
man molesting them. The Cove had given up business, and Government let
bygones be bygones, behaving very handsome for once.



WHERE THE TREASURE IS.


I.

In Ardevora, a fishing-town on the Cornish coast not far from the Land's
End, lived a merchant whom everybody called 'Elder' Penno, or
'The Elder'--not because he had any right, or laid any claim, to that
title.  His father and grandfather had worn it as office-bearers in a
local religious sect known as the Advent Saints; and it had survived the
extinction of that sect and passed on to William John Penno, an orthodox
Wesleyan, as a family sobriquet.

He was sixty-three years old, a widower, and childless.
His fellow-townsmen supposed him to be rich because he had so many irons
in the fire and employed, in one way and another, a great deal of labour.
He held a number of shares in coasting vessels, and passed as owner of
half a dozen--all of them too heavily in debt to pay dividends.
He managed (ostensibly as proprietor, but actually in dependence on the
local bank) a shipbuilding-yard to which the fishermen came for their
boats.  He had an interest in the profit of most of these boats when they
were launched, as also in a salt-store, a coal-store, a company for the
curing of pilchards, and an agency for buying and packing of fish for the
London market.  He kept a retail shop and sold almost everything the town
needed, from guernseys and hardware to tea, bacon, and tallow candles.
He advanced money, at varying rates of interest, on anything from a ship
to a frying-pan; and by this means had made himself accurately acquainted
with his neighbours' varying degrees of poverty.  But he was not rich,
although generally reputed so: for Ardevora's population was not one out
of which any man could make his fortune, and of poor folk who borrow or
obtain goods on credit quite a large number do not seriously mean to pay--
a fact often overlooked, and always by the borrowers themselves.

Still, and despite an occasional difficulty in keeping so many balls in
the air at one time, Elder Penno was--as a widower, a childless man, and
in comparison with his neighbours--well-to-do.  Also he filled many small
public offices--district councillor, harbour commissioner, member of the
School Board, and the like.   They had come to him--he could not quite
tell how.  He took pride in them and discharged them conscientiously.
He knew that envious tongues accused him of using them to feather his
nest, but he also knew that they accused him falsely.  He was
thick-skinned, and they might go to the devil.  In person he was stout of
habit, brusque of bearing, with a healthy, sanguine complexion, a double
chin, shrewd grey eyes, and cropped hair which stood up straight as the
bristles on a brush.  He lived abstemiously, rose at six, went to bed at
nine, and might be found, during most of the intervening hours, hard at
work at his desk in the little office behind his shop.  The office had a
round window, and the window overlooked the quay, the small harbour
(dry at low water), and the curve of a sandy bay beyond.

One morning Elder Penno looked up from his desk and saw, beyond the masts
of the fishing-boats lying aslant as the tide had left them, a small
figure--a speck, almost--on the sandy beach, about three furlongs away.

He was engaged at the moment in adding up a column of figures.
Having entered the total, he looked up again, laid down his pen, frowned
with annoyance, and picked up an old pair of field-glasses that stood
ready to hand on the sill of his desk beside the ink-well.  He glanced at
the clock on his chimney-piece before throwing up the window-sash.

The hour was eleven--five minutes after eleven, to be exact; the month
April; the day sunny, with a humming northerly wind; the tide drawing far
out towards low-ebb, and the air so clear that the small figure standing
on the edge of the waves could not be mistaken.

As he threw up the sash Elder Penno caught sight of Tom Hancock, the
school attendance officer, lounging against a post on the quay below.

"You're the very man I want," said the Elder.  "Isn't that Tregenza's
grandchild over yonder?"

"Looks like her," said the A.O., withdrawing a short clay pipe from his
mouth, and spitting.

"Then why isn't she at school at this hour?"

"'Tis a hopeless case, if you ask me."  The A.O. announced this with a
fine air of resignation.  His pay was 2s. 6d. a week, and he never erred
on the side of zeal.

"Better fit you was lookin' up such cases than idlin' here and wastin'
baccy.  That's if you ask _me_," retorted the Elder.

"I've a-talked to the maid, an' I've a-talked to her gran'father, till I'm
tired," said Hancock, and spat again.  "She'll be fourteen next May, an'
then we can wash our hands of her."

"A nice look-out it'd be if the eddication of England was left in your
hands," said the Elder truthfully, if obviously.

"You can't do nothin' with her."  The A.O. was used to censure and wasted
no resentment on it.  "Nothin'.  I give 'ee leave to try."

The Elder stood for a moment watching the small figure across the sands.
Then, with a snort of outraged propriety, he closed the window, reached
down his hat from its peg, marched out of his office--through the shop--
and forth upon the sunny quay.  A flight of stone stairs led down to the
bed of the harbour, now deserted by the tide; and across this, picking his
way among the boats and their moorings, he made for the beach where the
sea broke and glittered on the firm sand in long curves of white.

A tonic northerly breeze was blowing, just strongly enough to lift the
breakers in blue-green hollows against the sunshine and waft a delicate
film of spray about the figure of the child moving forlornly on the edge
of the foam.  She was not playing or running races with the waves, but
walking soberly and anon halting to scan the beach ahead.  Her legs were
bare to the knee, and she had hitched up her short skirt high about her
like a cockle-gatherer's.  In the roar and murmur of the surf she did not
hear the Elder approaching, but faced around with a start as he called to
her.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

For answer she held up a billet of wood, bleached and frayed with long
tossing on the seas, worthless except for firewood, and almost worthless
for that.  The Elder frowned.  "Look here," he said, "you ought to be in
school at this moment instead of minchin[1] idle after a few bits o'
stick, no good to anyone.  A girl of your age, too!  What's your name?"

"Please, sir, Liz," the child stammered, looking down.

"You're Sam Tregenza's grandchild, hey?"

"Please, sir."

"Then do you go home an' tell your grandfather, with my compliments, he
ought to know better than to allow it.  It's robbin' the ratepayers,
that's what it is."

"Yes, sir," she murmured, glancing down dubiously at the piece of wood in
her hand.

"You don't understand me," said the Elder.  "The ratepayers spend money on
a school here that the children of Ardevora mayn't grow up into little
dunces.  Now, if the children go to school as they ought, the Government
up in London gives the ratepayers--me, for instance--some of their money
back: so much money for each child.  If a child minches, the money isn'
paid.  'Tisn' the wood you pick up--that's neither here nor there--but the
money you're takin' out of folks' pockets.   Didn' you know that?"

"No, sir."

"Your grandfather knows it, anyway--not," went on the Elder with sudden
anger in his voice, "that Sam Tregenza cares what folks he robs!"
He pulled himself up, slightly ashamed of this outburst.  The child,
however, did not appear to resent it, but stood thoughtful, as if working
out the logic of his argument.

"It's the money," he insisted.  "As for the wood, why you might come to my
yard and steal as much as you can carry, an' 'twouldn' amount to what you
rob by playin' truant like this; no, nor half of it.  That's one thing for
you to consider; and here's another: There's a truant-school, up to
Plymouth; a sort of place that's half a school and half a prison, where
the magistrates send children that won't take warning.  How would you like
it, if a policeman came, one of these days, and took you off to that kind
of punishment?"

He looked down on the child, and saw her under-lip working.  She held back
her tears bravely, but was shaking from head to foot.

"There now!" said the Elder, in what for him was a soothing voice.
"There's no danger if you behave an' go to school like other children.
You just attend to that, an' we'll say no more about it."

He turned back to his office.  On the quay he paused to tell Tom Hancock
that he reckoned the child would be more careful in future: he had given
her something to think over.


II.

A week later, at nine o'clock, Elder Penno was retiring to rest in his
bedroom, which overlooked his boat-building yard, when a clattering noise
broke on the night without, and so startled him that he all but dropped
his watch in the act of winding it.

The noise suggested an avalanche of falling boxes.  The Elder blew out his
candle, lit a bull's-eye lantern which he kept handy by his bed, and,
throwing up the window, challenged loudly--"Who's there?"

For the moment the ray of the bull's-eye revealed no one.  He turned it
upon the corner of the yard where, as a rule, stood a pile of empty
packing-cases from the shop, 'empties' waiting to be sorted out and
returned, old butter-barrels condemned to be knocked to pieces for
kindling-wood.  Yes: the sound had come from there, for the pile had
toppled over and lay in a long moraine across the entrance gate.
"Must ha' been built up top-heavy," said the Elder to himself: and with
that, running his lantern-ray along the yard wall, he caught sight of a
small bare leg and a few inches of striped skirt for an instant before
they slid into darkness across the coping.  He recognised them.

"This beats Old Harry!" muttered the Elder.  "Bringin' up the child to be
a gaol-bird now--and on my premises!  As if Sam Tregenza hadn' done me
injury enough without that!"

For two years the Elder had been unable to think of Sam Tregenza or to
hear his name mentioned, but a mixture of rage and indignation boiled up
within him.  To be sure, the old man was ruined, had fallen on evil days,
subsisted now with the help of half a crown a week parish relief.
But he had behaved disgracefully, and his fall was a signal vindication of
God's justice.  How else could one account for it?  The man had been a
wise fisherman, as knowledgable as any in Ardevora.  He had been bred to
the fishing, and had followed it all his life, but always--until his
sixtieth year--as a paid hand, with no more than a paid hand's share of
the earnings.  For this his wife had been to blame--an unthrifty woman,
always out at heel and in debt to the shop; but with her death he started
on a new tack, began to hoard, and within five years owned a boat of his
own--the _Pass By_ lugger--bought with his own money, save for a borrowed
seventy-five pounds.  He worked her with his one son Seth, a widow-man of
forty, and Seth's son, young Eli, aged fifteen, Liz's father and brother.
The boat paid well from the first, and the Tregenzas--the three
generations--took a monstrous pride in her.

It was Elder Penno who had advanced the borrowed seventy-five pounds, of
course taking security in the boat and upon an undertaking that Tregenza
kept her insured.  But on the morrow of the black day when she foundered,
drowning Seth and Eli, and leaving only the old man to be picked up by a
chance drifter running for harbour, it was discovered that the Tregenzas
had missed by two months the date of renewing her premium of insurance.
The boat was gone, and with it the Elder's seventy-five pounds.

To think of recovering it upon Tregenza's sticks of furniture was idle.
The Elder threatened it, but the whole lot would not have fetched twenty
pounds, and there were other creditors for small amounts.  The old man,
too, was picked up half crazy.  He had been clinging to a fish-box for
five and twenty minutes in the icy-cold water; but whether his craziness
came of physical exhaustion or the shock of losing boat, son, and
grandchild all in a few minutes, no one could tell.  He never set foot on
board a boat again, but sank straight into pauperism and dotage.

The Elder, for his part, considered such an end no more than the due of
one who had played him so inexcusable a trick over the insurance.
From the first he had suspected this weakening of Tregenza's intellect to
be something less than genuine--a calculated infirmity, to excite public
compassion and escape the blame his dishonest negligence so thoroughly
deserved.

As he closed the window that night and picked up his watch to resume the
winding of it, the Elder felt satisfied that there were depths in
Tregenza's craziness which needed sounding.  He would pay him a visit
to-morrow.  He had not exchanged a word with him for two years.
Indeed, the old scoundrel seldom or never showed his face in the street.

At eleven o'clock next morning he rapped at the door of Tregenza's hovel,
which lay some way up the hill above the harbour, in a nexus of mean
alleys and at the back of a tenement known as Ugnot's.  His knock appeared
to silence a hammering in the rear of the cottage.  By and by the door
opened--but a very little way--and through the chink old Tregenza peered
out at him--gaunt, shaggy, grey of hair and of face, his beard and his
very eyebrows powdered with sawdust.

"Kindly welcome," said Tregenza, blinking against the light.

"You won't say that when I've done wi' you," said the Elder to himself.


III.

"Won't you step inside?" asked Tregenza.

"Yes," said the Elder, "I will.  I've a-got something serious to talk
about."

The sight of Tregenza irritated him more than he had expected, and
irritated him the worse because the old man appeared neither confused with
shame nor contrite.

"I've a-got something serious to talk about," the Elder repeated in the
kitchen; "though, as between you and me, any talk couldn't well be
pleasant.  No, I won't sit down--not in this house.  'Tis only a sense o'
duty brings me to-day, though I daresay you've wondered often enough why I
ha'n't been here before an' told you straight what I think o' you."

"No," said Tregenza simply, as the Elder paused for an answer.
"I ha'n't wondered at all.  I knowed 'ee better."

"What's that you're sayin'?"

"I knowed 'ee better.  First along--" the old man spoke as if with a
painful effort of memory--"first along, to be sure, I reckined you might
ha' come an' spoke a word o' comfort; not that speakin' comfort could ha'
done any good, an' so I excused 'ee."

"You excused me?  Word of comfort!  Word of comf--"  The Elder gasped for
a moment, his mouth opening and shutting without sound.  "An' what about
my seventy-five pounds?--all lost to me through your not keepin' up the
insurance!"

"Ay,"  assented old Tregenza.  "Ay, to be sure.  Terrible careless, that
was."

For a moment the Elder felt tempted to strike him.  "Look here," he said,
tapping his stick sharply on the floor; "as it happens, I didn' come here
to lose my temper nor to talk about your conduct--leastways, not that part
of it.  'Tis about your granddaughter.  She've been stealin' my wood."

"Liz?"

"Yes; I caught her in my yard at nine o'clock last night.  No mistakin'
what she was after.  There, in the dark--she was stealin' my wood."

"What sort o' wood?"

"Man alive!  Does it matter what sort o' wood, when I tell you the child
was thievin'.  You encourage her to play truant, defyin' the law; an' now
she's doin' what'll bring her to Bodmin Gaol, as sure as fate.  A child
scarce over thirteen--an' you're makin' a gaol-bird o' her! The Lord
knows, Sam Tregenza, I think badly enough of you, but will you stand there
an' tell me 'tis no odds to you that your grandchild's a thief?"

"Liz wouldn' steal your wood, nor nobody's-else's, unless some person had
put her up to it," answered the old man, knitting his brows to which the
sawdust still adhered.  "Come to think, now, the maid told me the other
day that you'd been speakin' to her, sayin' that minchin' from school was
robbin' the public, an' she'd do honester to be stealin' it from you than
pickin' it up along the foreshore durin' school-hours.  You may depend
that's what put it into her head.  She's a very well-meanin' child."

The Elder shook like a ship in stays.  The explanation was monstrous--yet
it was obviously the true one.  What could he say to it?  What could any
sane man say to it?

While he stood and cast about for words, his face growing redder and
redder, a breeze of air from the hill behind the cottage blew open the
upper flap of its back door--which Tregenza had left on the latch--and
passing through the kitchen, slammed-to the door leading into the street.
The noise of it made the Elder jump.  The next moment he was gasping
again, as his gaze travelled out to the back-court.

"Good Lord, what's that?"

"Eh?"--Tregenza followed his gaze--"You mean to tell me you ha'n't heard?
Well, well. . . . You live too much alone, Elder; you take my word.
That's the terrible thing about riches.  They cut you off from your
fellows.  But only to think you never heard tell o' my boat!"

The old man led the way out into the yard; and there, indeed, amid an
indescribable litter of timber--wreckwood in balks and boards, worthless
lengths of deck-planking, knees, and transoms, stem-pieces and
stern-posts, and other odds and ends of bygone craft, condemned spars,
barrel-staves, packing-cases--a boat reposed on the stocks; but such a
boat as might make a sane man doubt his eyesight.  The Elder stared
at her slowly, incapable of speech; stared and pulled out a bandanna
handkerchief and slowly wiped the back of his neck.  She measured, in
fact, nineteen or twenty feet over-all, but to the eye she appeared
considerably longer, having (as the Elder afterwards put it) as many lines
in her as a patchwork quilt.  Her ribs, rising above the unfinished
top-strakes, claimed ancestry in a dozen vessels of varying sizes; and how
the builder had contrived to fix them into one keelson passed all
understanding or guess.  For over their unequal curves he had nailed a
sheath of packing-boards, eked out with patches of sheet-tin.  Here and
there the eye, roaming over the structure, came to rest on a piece of
scarfing or dovetailing which must have cost hours of patient labour and
contrivance, cheek-by-jowl with work which would have disgraced a boy of
ten.  The whole thing, stuck there and filling the small back-court, was a
nightmare of crazy carpentry, a lunacy in the sun's eye.

"Why, bless your heart!" said Tregenza, laying a hand on the boat's
transom with affectionate pride, "you must be the only man in Ardevora
that don't know about her.  Scores of folk comes here, Sunday afternoons,
an' passes me compliments upon her."  He passed a hand caressingly over
her stern board.  "There's a piece o' timber for you!  Inch-an'-a-quarter
teak, _an_' seasoned!  That's where her name's to go--the _Pass By_.
No; I couldn't fancy any other name."

The Elder was dumb.  He understood now, and pitied the man, who
nevertheless (he told himself) deserved his affliction.

"No, I couldn' fancy any other name," went on Tregenza in a musing tone.
"If the Lord has a grievance agen me for settin' too much o' my heart on
the old _Pass By_, He've a-took out o' me all the satisfaction He's likely
to get.  'Tisn' like the man that built a new Jericho an' set up the
foundations thereof 'pon his first-born an' the gates 'pon his youngest.
The cases don't tally; for my son an' gran'son went down together in th'
old boat, an' _I_ got nobody left."

"There's your gran'daughter," the Elder suggested.

"Liz?" Tregenza shook his head.  "I reckon she don't count."

"She'll count enough to get sent to gaol," said the Elder tartly,
"if you encourage her to be a thief.  And look here, Sam Tregenza, it
seems to me you've very loose notions o' what punishment means, an' why
'tis sent.  The Lord takes away the _Pass By_, an' your son an' gran'son
along with her, an' why? (says you).  Because (says you) your heart was
too much set 'pon the boat.  Now to my thinkin' you was a deal likelier
punished because you'd forgot your duty to your neighbour an' neglected to
pay up the insurance."

Tregenza shook his head again, slowly but positively.  "'Tis curious to
me," he said, "how you keep harkin' back to that bit o' money you lost.
But 'tis the same, I've heard, with all you rich fellows.  Money's the
be-all and end-all with 'ee."

The Elder at this point fairly stamped with rage; but before he could
muster up speech the street-door opened and the child Lizzie slipped into
the kitchen.  Slight noise though she made, her grandfather caught the
sound of her footsteps.  A look of greed crept into his face, as he made
hurriedly for the back-doorway.

"Liz!" he called.

"Yes, gran'fer."

"Where've yer been?"

"Been to school."

"Brought any wood?"

"How could I bring any wood when--"  Her voice died away as she caught
sight of the Elder following her grandfather into the kitchen; and in a
flash, glancing from her to Tregenza, the Elder read the truth--that the
child was habitually beaten if she failed to bring home timber for the
boat.

She stood silent, at bay, eyeing him desperately.

"Look here," said the Elder, and caught himself wondering at the sound of
his own voice; "if 'tis wood you want, let her come and ask for it.
I'm not sayin' but she can fetch away an armful now an' then--in reason,
you know."


IV.

The longer Elder Penno thought it over, the more he confessed himself
puzzled, not with Tregenza, but with his own conduct.

Tregenza was mad, and madness would account for anything.

But why should he, Elder Penno, be moved to take a sudden interest,
unnecessary as it was inquisitive, in this mad old man, who had fooled him
out of seventy-five pounds?

Yet so it was.  The Elder came again, two days later, and once again
before the end of the week.  By the end of the second week the visit had
become a daily one.  What is more, day by day he found himself looking
forward to it.

That Tregenza also looked forward to it might be read in the invariable
eagerness of his welcome; and this was even harder to explain, because the
Elder never failed to harp--seldom, indeed, relaxed harping--on old
misdeeds and the lost insurance money.  Nay, perhaps in scorn of his own
weakness, he insisted on this more and more offensively; rehearsing each
day, as he climbed the hill, speeches calculated to offend or hurt.
But in the intervals he would betray--as he could not help feeling--some
curiosity in the boat.

One noonday--a few minutes after the children had been dismissed from
school--he walked out into the yard, in the unconfessed hope of finding
Lizzie there: and there she was, engaged in filling her apron with wood.

"Listen to me," he said--for the two by this time had, without parley,
grown into allies.  "Your grandfather'll get along all right till he've
finished buildin'.  But what's to happen when the boat's ready to launch?
Have you ever thought 'pon that?"

"Often an' often," said Lizzie.

"If 'twould even float--which I doubt--" said the Elder--"the dratted
thing couldn' be got down to the water, without pullin' down seven feet o'
wall an' the butt-end of Ugnot's pigsty."

"We must lengthen out the time," said the practical child.  "Please God,
he'll die afore it's finished."

"You mustn' talk irreligious," said her elderly friend.  "Besides, there's
nothin' amiss with him, settin' aside his foolishness.  I've a-thought
sometimes, now, o' buildin' a boat down here, an', when the time came,
makin' believe to exchange.  Boat-buildin' is slack just now, but I might
trust to tradin' her off on someone--when he'd done with her--which in the
natur' of things can't be long.  I've a model o' the old _Pass By_ hangin'
up somewhere in the passage behind the shop.  We might run her up in two
months, fit to launch, an' finish her at leisure, call her the _Pass By_,
and I daresay the Lord'll send along a purchaser in good time."

Lizzie shook her head.  She would have liked to call Mr. Penno the best
man in the world; but luckily--for it would have been an untruth--she
found herself unequal to it.


V.

Their apprehensions were vain.  The whole town had entered into the fun of
Tregenza's boat, and she was no sooner felt to be within measureable
distance of completion than committees--composed at first of the younger
fishermen (but, by and by, the elders joined shamefacedly), held informal
meetings, and devised a royal launch for her.  What though she could not,
as Mr. Penno had foreseen, be extricated from the yard but at the expense
of seven feet of wall and the butt-end of Ugnot's pigsty?  Half a dozen
young masons undertook to pull the wall down and rebuild it twice as
strong as before; and the landlord of Ugnot's, being interviewed, declared
that he had been exercised in mind for thirty years over the propinquity
of the pigsty and the dwelling-house, and would readily accept thirty
shillings compensation for all damage likely to be done.

Report of these preparations at length reached Elder Penno's ears, and
surprised him considerably.  He sent for the ringleaders and remonstrated
with them.

"I've no cause to be friends with Tregenza, the Lord knows," he said.
"Still, the man's ailin' and weak in his mind.  Such a shock as you're
makin' ready to give 'en, as like as not may land the fellow in his
grave."

"Land 'en in his grave?" they answered.  "Why the old fool knows the whole
programme!  He've a-sent down to the Ship Inn to buy a bottle o' wine for
the christenin' an' looks forward to enjoyin' hisself amazin'."

The Elder went straight to Tregenza, and found this to be no more than the
truth.

"And here have I been lyin' awake thinkin' how to spare your feelin's!" he
protested.

"'Tis a very funny thing," answered Tregenza, "that you, who in the way o'
money make it your business to know every man's affairs in Ardevora,
should be the last to get wind of a little innercent merrymakin'.
That's your riches, again."

After this one must allow that it was handsome of the Elder to summon the
committee again and point out to them the uncertainty of the _Pass By_'s
floating when they got her down to the water.  Had they considered this?
They had not.  So he offered them five hundredweight of lead to ballast
and trim her; more, if it should be needed; and suggested their laying
down moorings for her, well on the outer side of the harbour, where from
his garden the old man would have a good sight of her.  He would, if the
committee approved, provide the moorings gratis.

On the day of the launch Ardevora dressed itself in all its bunting.
A crowd of three hundred assembled in and around Tregenza's backyard and
lined the adjacent walls to witness the ceremony and hear the speeches;
but Elder Penno was neither a speech-maker nor a spectator.  He could not,
for nervousness, leave the quay, where he stood ready beside a cauldron of
bubbling tar and a pile of lead pegs, to pay the ship over before she took
the water, and trim her as soon as ever she floated.  But when, amid
cheers and to the strains of the Temperance Brass Band, she lay moored at
length upon a fairly even keel, with the red ensign drooping from a staff
over her stern, he climbed the hill to find Tregenza contemplating her
with pride through the gap in his ruined wall.

"I missed 'ee at the christ'nin'," said the old man.  "But it went off
very well.  Lev' us go into the house an' touch pipe."

"It surprises me," said the Elder, "to find you so cheerful as you be.
An occupation like this goin' out o' your life--I reckoned you might feel
it, a'most like the loss of a limb."

"A man o' my age ought to wean hisself from things earthly," said the old
man; "an' besides, I've a-got _you_."

"Hey?"

"Henceforth I've a-got you, an' all to yourself."

"Seems a funny thing," mused the Elder; "an' you at this moment owin' me
no less than seventy-five pound!"

Sam Tregenza settled himself down in his chair and nodded as he lit pipe.
"Nothin' like friendship, after all," he said.  "Now you're talkin'
comfortable!"

[1] Playing truant.



A JEST OF AMBIALET.


He who has not seen Ambialet, in the Albigeois, has missed a wonder of the
world.  The village rests in a saddle of crystalline rock between two
rushing streams, which are yet one and the same river; for the Tarn
(as it is called), pouring down from the Cevennes, is met and turned by
this harder ridge, and glances along one flank of Ambialet, to sweep
around a wooded promontory and double back on the other.  So complete is
the loop that, while it measures a good two miles in circuit, across the
neck of it, where the houses cluster, you might fling a pebble over their
roofs from stream to stream.

High on the crupper of this saddle is perched a ruined castle, with a
church below it, and a cross and a graveyard on the cliff's edge; high on
the pommel you climb to another cross, beside a dilapidated house of
religion, the Priory of Notre Dame de l'Oder.

From the town--for Ambialet was once a town, and a flourishing one--you
mount to the Priory by a Via Crucis, zigzagging by clusters of purple
marjoram and golden St. John's wort.  Above these come broom and heather
and bracken, dwarf oaks and junipers, box-trees and stunted
chestnut-trees; and, yet above, on the summit, short turf and thyme, which
the wind keeps close-trimmed about the base of the cross.

The Priory, hard by, houses a number of lads whom Pere Philibert does his
best to train for the religious life; but its church has been closed by
order of the Government, and tall mulleins sprout between the broad steps
leading to the porch.  Pere Philibert will tell you of a time when these
steps were worn by thousands of devout feet, and of the cause which
brought them.

A little below the summit you passed a railed box-tree, with an image of
the Virgin against it.  Here a palmer, travelling homeward from the Holy
Land, planted his staff, which took root and threw out leaves and
flourished; and in time the plant, called _oder_ in the Languedoc, earned
so much veneration that Our Lady of Ambialet changed her title and became
Our Lady of the Oder.

This should be Ambialet's chief pride.  But the monks of the Priory boast
rather of Ambialet's natural marvel--the river looped round their demesne.


"There is nothing like it, not in the whole of France!"

Pere Philibert said it with a wave of the hand.  Brother Marc Antoine's
pig, stretched at ease with her snout in the cool grass, grunted, as who
should say _Bien entendu!_

We were three in the orchard below the Priory; or four, counting the pig--
who is a sow, by the way, and by name Zephirine.  Brother Marc Antoine
looks after her; a gleeful old fellow of eighty, with a twinkling eye, a
scandalously dirty soutane, and a fund of anecdote not always sedate.
The Priory excuses him on the ground that his intellectuals are not
strong--he has spent most of his life in Africa, and there taken a couple
of sunstrokes.  Zephirine follows him about like a dog.  The pair are
mighty hunters of truffles, in the season.

"--Not in the whole of France!" repeated Pere Philibert with conviction,
nodding from the dappled shade of the orchard-boughs towards the river,
where it ran sparkling far below, by grey willows and a margin of
mica-strewn sand; not 'apples of gold in a network of silver,' but a
landscape all silver seen through a frame of green foliage starred with
golden fruit.

The orchard-gate clicked behind us.  Brother Marc Antoine, reclining
beside the sow with his back against an apple-tree bole, slewed himself
round for a look.  Pere Philibert and I, turning together, saw a man and a
woman approaching, with hangdog looks, and a priest between them--the
Cure of Ambialet--who seemed to be exhorting them by turns to keep up
their courage.

"Pouf!" said the Curd, letting out a big sigh as he came to a standstill
and mopped his brow. "Had ever poor man such trouble with his flock?--
and the thermometer at twenty-eight, too!  Advance, my children--you
first, Maman Vacher; and Heaven grant the good father here may compose
your differences!"

Here the Cure--himself a peasant--flung out both hands as if resigning the
case.  Pere Philibert, finger on chin, eyed the two disputants with an air
of grave abstraction, waiting for one or the other to begin.  Brother Marc
Antoine leaned back against the apple-tree, and took snuff.  His eyes
twinkled.  Clearly he expected good sport, and I gathered that this was
not the first of Ambialet's social difficulties to be brought up to the
Priory for solution.

But for the moment both disputants hung back.  The woman--an old crone,
with a face like a carved nutcracker--dropped an obeisance and stood with
her eyes fixed on the ground.  The man shifted his weight from foot to
foot while he glanced furtively from one to the other of us.  I recognised
him for Ambialet's only baker, a black-avised fellow on the youthful side
of forty.  Clearly, the grave dignity of Pere Philibert abashed them.
"_Mais allez, donc!  Allez!_" cried the Curd, much as one starts a team of
horses.

Pere Philibert turned slowly on his heel, and, waving a hand once more
toward the river, continued his discourse as though it had not been
interrupted.

"One might say almost the whole world cannot show its like!  To be sure,
the historian Herodotus tells us that, when Babylon stood in danger of the
Medes, Queen Nitocris applied herself to dig new channels for the
Euphrates to make it run crookedly.  And in one place she made it wind so
that travellers down the river came thrice to the same village on three
successive days."

"_Te-te!_" interrupted Brother Marc Antoine, with a chuckle.  "Wake up,
Zephirine--wake up, old lady, and listen to this."  Zephirine, smitten
affectionately on the ham, answered only with a short squeal like a
bagpipe, and buried her snout deeper in the grass.

"I like that," the old man went on.  "To think of travelling down a river
three days' journey, and putting up each night at the same _auberge!_
_Vieux drole d'Herodote!_  But does he really pitch that yarn, my father?"

"The village, if I remember, was called Arderica, and doubtless its
inhabitants were proud of it.  Yet we of Ambialet have a better right to
be proud, since the wonder that encircles us is not of man's making but a
miracle of God: although,"--and here Pere Philibert swung about and fixed
his eyes on the baker--"our local pride in Ambialet and its history, and
its institutions and its immemorial customs, are of no moment to
M. Champollion, who comes, I think, from Rodez or thereabouts."

In an instant the old woman had seized on this cue.

"_Te!_  Listen, then, to what the good father calls you!" she shrilled,
advancing on the baker and snapping finger and thumb under his nose;
"an interloper, a scoundrel from the Rouergue, where all are scoundrels!
You with your yeast from Germany!  It is such fellows as you that gave the
Prussians our provinces, and now you must settle here, turning our
stomachs upside down--honest stomachs of Ambialet."

"Bah!" exclaimed Champollion defiantly.  "You!--a _sage femme--qui ne
fonctionne pas, d'ailleurs!_"

So the storm broke, and so for ten good minutes it raged.  In the
hurly-burly, from the clash and din of winged words, I disengaged
something of the true quarrel.  Champollion (it seemed) had bought a
business and settled down as baker in Ambialet.  Now, his predecessor had
always bought yeast from the Widow Vacher, next door, who prepared it by
an ancient family recipe; but this new-comer had introduced some new yeast
of commerce--_levure viennoise_--and so deprived her of her small
earnings.  In revenge--so he asserted, and she did not deny it--she had
bribed a travelling artist from Paris to decorate the bakery sign with
certain scurrilities, and the whole village had conned next morning a list
of the virtues of the Champollion yeast and of the things--mostly
unmentionable--it was warranted _a faire sauter_.  There were further
charges and counter-charges--as that the widow's Cochin-China cock had
been found with its neck wrung; and that she, as _sage femme_, and the
only one in Ambialet, had denied her services to Madame Champollion at a
time when humanity should override all private squabbles.  Brother Marc
Antoine rubbed his hands and repeatedly smote Zephirine on the flank.

"The pity of it--the treat you are missing!"--but Zephirine snored on,
contemptuous.

After this had lasted, as I say, some ten minutes, Pere Philibert held up
a hand.

"I was about to tell you," said he, "something of this Ambialet of which
you two are citizens.  It is a true tale; and if you can pierce to the
instruction it holds for you both, you will go away determined to end this
scandal of our town and live in amity.  Shall I proceed?"

Champollion twirled his cap uneasily.  The widow fell back a pace, panting
from her onslaught.  Neither broke the sudden peace that had fallen on the
orchard.

"Very well!  You must know, then, to begin with, that this Ambialet--which
you occupy with your petty broils--was once an important burg with its
charters and liberties, its consul and council of _prud'hommes_ and its
own court of justice.  It had its guilds, too--of midwives for instance,
Maman Vacher, who were bound to obey any reasonable summons--"

"You, there, just listen to that!" put in the baker.

"And of bakers, M. Champollion, who sold bread at a price regulated by
law, with a committee of five _prohomes_ to see that they sold by just
weight."

"Eh?  Eh?  And I warrant the law allowed no yeast from Germany!"--This
from the widow.

"Beyond doubt, my daughter, it would have countenanced no such invention;
for the town held its charter from the Viscounts of Beziers and Albi, and
might consume only such corn and wine as were grown in the Viscounty."

"_Parbleu!_"--the baker shrugged his shoulders--"in the matter of wine we
should fare well nowadays under such a rule!"

"In these times Ambialet grew its own wine, and by the tun.  Had you but
used your eyes on the way hither they might have counted old vine-stocks
by the score; they lie this way and that amid the heather on either side
of the calvary.  Many of the inhabitants yet alive can remember the
phylloxera destroying them."

"Which came, moreover, from the Rouergue!" snapped Maman Vacher.

"Be silent, my daughter.  Yes! these were thriving times for Ambialet
before ever the heresy infected the Albigeois, and when every year brought
the Great Pilgrimage and the Retreat.  For three days before the Retreat,
while yet the inns were filling, the whole town made merry under a
president called the King of Youth--_rex juventutis_--who appointed his
own officers, levied his own fines, and was for three days a greater man
even than the Viscount of Beziers, from whom he derived his power by
charter: '_E volem e auctreiam quo lo Rei del Joven d'Ambilet puesco far
sas fastas, tener ses senescals e sos jutges e sos sirvens_ . . .' h'm,
h'm."  Pere Philibert cast about to continue the quotation, but suddenly
recollected that to his hearers its old French must be as good as Greek.

"--Well, as I was saying, this King of Youth held his merrymaking once in
every year, at the time of the Great Pilgrimage.  And on a certain year
there came to Ambialet among the pilgrims one Tibbald, a merchant of
Cahors, and a man (as you shall see) of unrighteous mind, in that he
snatched at privy gain under cover of his soul's benefit.  This man,
having arrived at Ambialet in the dusk, had no sooner sought out an inn
than he inquired, 'Who regulated this feast?'  The innkeeper directed him
to the place, where he found the King of Youth setting up a maypole by
torchlight; whom he plucked by the sleeve and drew aside for a secret
talk.

"Now the fines and forfeits exacted by the King of Youth during his
festival were always paid in wine--a pail of wine apiece from the newest
married couple in the Viscounty, a pail of wine from anyone proved to have
cut or plucked so much as a leaf from the great elm-tree in the place, a
pail for damaging the Maypole, or stumbling in the dance, or hindering any
of the processions.  'We have granted this favour to our youth,' says the
charter, 'because, having been witness of their merrymaking, we have taken
great pleasure and satisfaction therein.'  You may guess, then, that in
one way and another the King and his seneschals accumulated good store of
wine by the end of the festival, when they shared it among the populace in
a great carouse; nor were they held too strictly to account for the
justice of particular fines by which the whole commonalty profited.

"This Tibbald, then, having drawn the King aside, began cautiously and
anfractuously and _per ambages_  to unfold his plan.  He had brought with
him (said he) on muleback twelve half-hogsheads of right excellent wine
which he had picked up as a bargain in the Rhone Valley.  The same he had
smuggled into Ambialet after dusk, covering his mules' panniers with
cloths and skins of Damas and Alexandria, and it now lay stored in the
stables at the back of his inn.  This excellent wine (which in truth was
an infamous _tisane_ of the last pressings, and had never been nearer the
Rhone than Caylus) he proposed to barter secretly for that collected
during the feast, and to pay the King of Youth, moreover, a bribe of one
livre in money on every hogshead exchanged.  The populace (he promised)
would be too well drunken to discover the trick; or, if they detected any
difference in the wine would commend it as better and stronger than
ordinary.

"The King of Youth, perceiving that he had to deal with a knave, pretended
to agree, but stipulated that he must first taste the wine; whereupon the
merchant gave him to taste some true Rhone wine which he carried in a
leather bottle at his belt.  'If the cask answer to the sample,' said the
King, 'Ambialet is well off.'  'By a good bargain,' said Tibbald.
'Nay, by a godsend,' said the King; and, stepping back into the
torchlight, he called to his officers to arrest the knave and hold him
bound, while the seneschals went off to search the inn stables.

"The seneschals returned by and by, trundling the casks before them; and,
a Court of Youth being then and there empanelled, the wretched merchant
was condemned to be whipped three times around the Maypole, to have his
goods confiscated, and to be driven out of the town _cum ludibrio_.

"Now, the knave was clever.  Though terrified by the sentence, he kept his
wits.  The talk had been a private one without witnesses, and he began to
shout and swear that the King of Youth had either heard amiss or was
maliciously giving false evidence.  He had proposed no bargain, nor hinted
at one; he had come on a pilgrimage for his soul's sake, bringing the wine
as a propitiatory offering to Our Lady of the Oder for the use of her
people.  Here was one man's oath against another's.  Moreover, and even if
his sentence were legal (which he denied), it could be revised and quashed
by the Viscount of Beziers, as feudal lord of Ambialet, and to him he
appealed.  Nevertheless they whipped him; and the casks they broached, and
having tasted the stuff, let it spill about the marketplace.

"But when the whipping was done, the King of Youth stood up and said:
'I have been considering, and I find that this fellow has some right on
his side.  No one overheard our talk, and he sets his oath against mine.
Let him go, therefore, under guard, to the Viscount and lodge his
complaint.  For my part, I have my hands full just now, and after until
the feast, and shall wait until my lord summon me.  But I trust his
judgment, knowing him to be a very Solomon.'  Then, turning to the
culprit, 'You know my lord's chateau, of course?  My guards will take you
there.'  'The devil a furlong know I of this accursed spot,' answered
Tibbald viciously, 'seeing that I arrived here a good hour after dark, and
by a road as heathenish as yourselves.'

"'You shall travel by boat, then,' said the King, 'since the road mislikes
you.  The chateau lies some two miles hence by water.'  This, you see, was
no more than the truth, albeit the chateau stood close at the back of him
while he spoke, on the rock just overhead, but Tibbald could not see it
for the darkness.

"So--the townsfolk smoking the King's jest--two stout servitors led the
merchant down to the landing by the upper ferry, and there, having hoisted
him aboard a boat, thrust off into the stream.  The current soon swept
them past the town; and for a while, as the boat spun downward and the
dark woods slipped past him, and he felt the night-wind cold on his brow,
Master Tibbald sat in a mortal fright.  But by and by, his anger rising on
top of his fear, he began to curse and threaten and promise what vengeance
would fall on Ambialet when the Viscount had heard his story, to all of
which the boatmen answered only that the Viscount was known to be a just
lord, and would doubtless repay all as they deserved.

"And so the boat sped downstream past the woods, and was brought to shore
at last under a cliff, with dim houses above it, and here and there a
light shining.  And this, of course, was Ambialet again; but the King of
Youth had given orders to clear the streets, close the inns, and
extinguish all flambeaux; so that as the guards marched Tibbald on the
cliffway to the chateau, never a suspicion had he that this sleeping town
was the same he had left in uproar.

"Now, the Viscount, who meanwhile had been posted in the affair, sat in
the great hall of the chateau, with a cup of wine beside him and, at his
elbow, a flagon.  He was a great lord, who dearly loved a jest; and,
having given Master Tibbald audience, he listened to all his complaint,
keeping a grave face.

"'In truth,' said he, 'you have suffered scurvy treatment; yet what
affects me is the waste of this wine which you intended for Our Lady of
the Oder.  As lord of Ambialet I am behoven to protect her offerings.'

"'But the stripes, monseigneur!' urged Tibbald.  'The stripes were given
me in her name.  Listen, therefore, I pray you, to my suggestion: Let the
burg pay me fair compensation for my wine.  So she will miss her offering;
her people will bleed in their purses; and I, being quits with both, will
leave Ambialet the way I came.'

"'You call that being quits, Master Tibbald?' said the Viscount, musing.
'Truly, you are not vindictive!'

"'A merchant, my lord, has a merchant's way of looking at such affairs,'
answered Tibbald.

"'So truly I perceive,' said the Viscount, 'and, in faith, it sounds
reasonable enough.  But touching this compensation--my people are poor in
coin.  Shall it be wine for wine, then, or do you insist upon money?'
And here he poured out a cupful from the flagon at his elbow and offered
it to the merchant, who drank and pulled a wry mouth, as well he might,
for it had been saved from the spillings of his own _tisane_.

"'The Viscount eyed him curiously.  'What! Master Tibbald? Is our native
wine so sour as all that?'  He drained his own cup, which held a very
different liquor.

"'Oh, monseigneur,' began Tibbald, 'you will pardon my saying it,
but such stuff ill becomes the palate of one of your lordship's quality.
If, setting our little dispute aside for a moment, your lordship would
entrust an honest merchant with the supply of your lordship's cellar--'
Here he unslung the bottle at his belt, and took leave to replenish the
Viscount's cup.  'Will your lordship degustate, for example, this drop of
the same divine liquor spilt to-night by your lordship's vassals?'

"'Why, this is nectar!' cried the Viscount, having tasted.  'And do you
tell me that those ignorant louts poured six hogsheads of it to waste?'

"'The gutters ran with it, monseigneur!  Rhone wine, that even at four
livres the hogshead could not be sold at a profit.'

"'_Pardieu!_'  The Viscount knitted his brow.  'I am an enemy to waste,
Master Tibbald, and against such destroyers of God's good gifts my justice
does not sleep.  Retire you now; my servants will lead you to a chamber
where you may take some brief repose; and before daybreak we will set
forth together to my Council-house a few miles down the river, where the
councillors will be met early, having to answer some demands of the Holy
See upon our river-tolls conveyed to us through my lord of Leseure.
There I will see your business expedited, the money paid, and receipt made
out.'

"Tibbald thanked the Viscount and repaired to his room, whence, an hour or
two later, the chamberlain summoned him with news that my lord was ready
and desired his company.  The night was dark yet, and down through
Ambialet he was led to the self-same ferry-stage from which he had first
put forth, my lord taking heed to approach it by another stairway.
At the foot lay moored the Viscount's state barge, into which they stepped
and cast off downstream.

"So once more Master Tibbald voyaged around the great loop of the river,
and, arriving yet once again at Ambialet--which he deemed by this time to
be some leagues behind him--was met at the lower stage by a company of
halberdiers, who escorted him, with his protector, to the great lighted
Hall, wherein sat a dozen grave men around a great oaken table, all deep
in business.

"They rose together and made obeisance as the Viscount walked to his
throne at the head of the table; and said he, seating himself--

"'Messieurs, I regret to break in upon your consultations, but an outrage
has been committed in my town of Ambialet, demanding full and instant
punishment.  This merchant came with six hogsheads of excellent Rhone
wine, which the citizens, after afflicting him with stripes, spilt at
large upon the market-place.  What fine shall we decree?'

"Then said the eldest _prud'homme_:--'The answer, saving your lordship's
grace, is simple.  By our laws the payment must equal the market price of
the wine.  As for the stripes--'

"'We need not consider them,' the Viscount interposed.  'Master Tibbald
here will be satisfied with the fine, and engages--that being paid--to
leave Ambialet by the way he came.  Now, the wine, you say'--here he
turned to Tibbald--'was worth four livres the hogshead?'

"But here our merchant, perceiving his case to go so fairly, allowed the
devil of avarice to tempt him.

"'I said four livres to _you_, monseigneur, but the honest market price I
could not set at less than five and a half.'

"'Six times five and a half makes thirty-three.  Very good, then, Master
Tibbald: if you will pay the Council that sum, its secretary shall make
you out a note of quittance.'

"'But, my lord,' stammered poor Tibbald; 'my lord, I do not understand!'

"'It is very simple,' said the Viscount.  'Our law requires that any man
bringing alien wine into the Viscounty shall suffer its confiscation, and
pay a fine equal to its market price.'

"The merchant flung himself upon his knees.

"'My lord, my lord!' he pleaded, 'I am a poor man.  I have not the money.
I brought nothing save this wine to Ambialet.'

"'The day is breaking,' said the Viscount.  'Take him to the window.'

"So to the window they led him.--And I leave you, my children, to guess if
he rubbed his eyes as they looked out upon the market-place of Ambialet,
and upon his own mules standing ready-caparisoned before the door of the
Council-house, and, beyond them, upon the tall Maypole, and the King of
Youth, with his officers, fitting their ribbons upon it in the morning
sunlight.

"'But here is witchcraft!' cried he, spreading out both hands and groping
with them, like a man in a fit.  'Two good leagues at the least have I
travelled downstream from Ambialet--'

"His speech failed.

"'And still art face to face with thy wickedness,' the Viscount concluded
for him.  'Pay us speedily, Master Tibbald, lest Our Lady work more
miracles upon thee.'

"'My lord, I have not the money!' wept Master Tibbald.

"'Thou hast good silks and merchandise, and six good mules.  We will
commute thy fine for these, and even give one mule into the bargain,
but upon conditions.'

"'Nothing I gainsay, so that Our Lady lift this spell from me.'

"'The agreement was to quit Ambialet in the way thou camest.  Now, 'tis
apparent thy coming here has been by two ways--by road and by water.
Take thy choice of return--shall it be by water?'

"'What! From a town that lieth three leagues downstream from itself!
Nay, monseigneur, let it be by road, that at least I may keep my few wits
remaining!'

"'By road, then, it shall be, and on muleback.  But the way thou camest
was with a greedy face set towards Ambialet, and so will we send thee
back.'

"As the Viscount promised so they did, my children; strapping Master
Tibbald with his face to the mule's rump, and with a merry crowd speeding
him from the frontier."


Brother Marc Antoine lay back against his apple-tree, laughing.
Maman Vacher and the baker, seeing that the tale was done, continued to
regard Pere Philibert each with a foolish grin.

Pere Philibert took snuff slowly.

"My children," said he, tapping his box, "in this tale (which, by the way,
is historical) there surely lurks a lesson for you both.  You, Pierre
Champollion, may read in it that he who, with an eye to his private
profit, only runs counter to ancient custom in such a town as our
Ambialet, may chance to knock his head upon stones.  And you, Maman
Vacher--What was the price of that chanticleer of yours?"

"Indeed, reverend father, I could not have asked less than six francs.
A prize-winner, if you remember."

"You valued it at twelve in your threats and outcries, and that after you
had stewed his carcass down for a soup! . . . Tut, tut, my children!
You have your lesson--take it and go in amity."



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Transcriber's note:

   In "A Jest of Ambialet" "either side the calvary" was changed
   to "either side OF the calvary."





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