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Title: Anthony Lyveden
Author: Yates, Dornford, 1885-1960
Language: English
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  whose high walls, if they could talk,
  would tell so many pretty tales.






Major Anthony Lyveden, D.S.O., was waiting.

For the second time in three minutes he glanced anxiously at his wrist
and then thrust his hand impatiently into a pocket.  When you have worn
a wristwatch constantly for nearly six years, Time alone can accustom
you to its absence.  And at the present moment Major Lyveden's watch
was being fitted with a new strap.  The pawnbroker to whom he had sold
it that morning for twenty-two shillings was no fool.

The ex-officer walked slowly on, glancing into the windows of shops.
He wanted to know the time badly.  Amid the shifting press of
foot-passengers a little white dog stuck to his heels resolutely.  The
sudden sight of a clock-maker's on the opposite side of the
thoroughfare proved magnetic.  Pausing on the kerb to pick up the
Sealyham, Lyveden crossed the street without more ado....

Twenty-one minutes past three.

Slowly he put down the terrier and turned eastward.  It was clear that
he was expecting something or somebody.

It was a hot June day, and out of the welter of din and rumble the cool
plash of falling water came to his straining ears refreshingly.  At
once he considered the dog and, thankful for the distraction, stepped
beneath the portico of a provision store and indicated the marble basin
with a gesture of invitation.

"Have a drink, old chap," he said kindly.  "Look.  Nice cool water for
Patch."  And, with that, he stooped and dabbled his fingers in the pool.

Thus encouraged the little white dog advanced and lapped gratefully....

"Derby Result!  Derby Result!"

The hoarse cry rang out above the metallic roar of the traffic.

Lyveden caught his breath sharply and then stepped out of the shelter
of the portico on to the crowded pavement.  He was able to buy a paper
almost immediately.

Eagerly he turned it about, to read the blurred words....

For a moment he stood staring, oblivious of all the world.  Then he
folded the sheet carefully, whistled to Patch, and strode off westward
with the step of a man who has a certain objective.  At any rate, the
suspense was over.

A later edition of an evening paper showed Major Anthony Lyveden that
the horse which was carrying all that he had in the world had lost his
race by a head.

      *      *      *      *      *

By rights Anthony should have been born about the seventh of March.  A
hunting accident to his father, however, ushered him into the middle of
the coldest January ever remembered, and that with such scant ceremony
that his lady mother only survived her husband by six and a half hours.
When debts, funeral and testamentary expenses had been deducted from
his father's bank balance, the sum of twenty-three pounds nine
shillings was all that was left, and this, with the threat of royalties
from one or two books, represented the baby's fortune.  Jonathan Roach,
bachelor, had risen to the occasion and taken his sister's child.

Beyond remembering that he did handsomely by his nephew, bred him as
became his family, sent him to Harrow and Oxford, and procured him a
commission in the Royal Regiment of Artillery before most of the boy's
compeers had posted their applications to the War Office, with the
living Jonathan Roach we are no further concerned.

The old gentleman's will shall speak for itself and the man who made it.

_THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of me, Jonathan Roach, of 75
Princes Gardens, in the County of London, Esquire.  I give, devise, and
bequeath all my real and personal estate of every description unto my
nephew Anthony Lyveden absolutely, provided that and so soon as my said
nephew shall receive the honour of Knighthood or some higher

Anthony received the news while the guns, which he was temporarily
commanding, were hammering at the gates of Gaza.  He read the letter
carefully twice.  Then he stuffed it into a cross-pocket and
straightway burst into song.  That the air he selected was a music-hall
ditty was typical of the man.

Curiously enough, it was the same number that he was whistling under
his breath as he strode into Hyde Park this June afternoon.

Patch, who had never been out of London, thought the world of the
Parks.  After the barren pavements, for him the great greenswards made
up a Land of Promise more than fulfilled.  The magic carpet of the
grass, stuffed with a million scents, was his Elysium.  A bookworm made
free of the Bodleian could not have been more exultant.  The many
trees, too, were more accessible, and there were other dogs to frolic
with, and traffic, apparently, was not allowed.

When he had walked well into the Park, Lyveden made for a solitary
chair and sat himself down in the sun.  For a while he remained wrapped
in meditation, abstractedly watching the terrier stray to and fro,
nosing the adjacent turf with the assiduity of a fond connoisseur.

For nine long months the ex-officer had sought employment, indoor or
outdoor, congenial or uncongenial.  The quest was vain.  Once he had
broached the matter haltingly to an influential acquaintance.  The
latter's reception of his distress had been so startlingly obnoxious
that he would have died rather than repeat the venture.  Then Smith of
Dale's, Old Bond Street--Smith, who had cut his hair since he was a
boy, and was his fast friend--had told him of Blue Moon.

There is more racing chatter to be heard at the great hairdressers'
than almost anywhere else outside a race-course.  Some of it is worth
hearing, most of it is valueless.  The difficulty, as elsewhere, is to
sift the wheat from the chaff.

According to Smith, Blue Moon was being kept extremely quiet.
Certainly the horse was little mentioned.  Lyveden had never heard his
name.  And thirty-three to one was a long price....

Lyveden pricked up his ears, and Smith became frightened.  He was
genuinely attached to his young customer, and knew that he was in low
water.  He begged him not to be rash....

After some careful calculations, which he made upon a sheet of club
note-paper, Lyveden came to the conclusion that thirty-three birds in
the bush were better than one in the hand.  Reckoning a bird at one
hundred pounds and Lyveden's available assets at the same number of
guineas, who is to say he was wrong?

At twenty minutes to five on the eve of the Derby, Lyveden handed a
protesting Smith one hundred and one pounds, to be invested on Blue
Moon--"to win only."  The odd note was to bring Smith his reward.

A big bookmaker whom Smith was shaving as usual, at a quarter-past six,
accepted the commission, pocketed the notes with a sigh, and gave the
master-barber forty to one.

Four thousand pounds--in the bush.

That his thirty-three nebulous birds had become forty before they took
flight, Anthony never knew.  A man whose sole assets are a Sealyham, a
very few clothes, and twenty-two shillings and sixpence, does not, as a
rule, go to Dale's.

"Young fellow, come here."

Patch came gaily, and Lyveden set him upon his knee.

"Listen," he said.  "Once upon a time there was a fool, who came back
from the War.  It was extremely foolish, but then, you see, Patch, he
was a fool.  Well, after a while he began to feel very lonely.  He'd no
relations, and what friends he'd had in the old days had disappeared.
So he got him a dog--this fool, a little white scrap of a dog with a
black patch."  The terrier recognized his name and made a dab at the
firm chin.  "Steady!  Well, yes--you're right.  It was a great move.
For the little white dog was really a fairy prince in disguise--such a
pretty disguise--and straightway led the fool into Paradise.  Indeed,
they were so happy together, the fool and the dog, that, though no work
came along, nothing mattered.  You see, it was a fool's paradise.  That
was natural.  The result was that one day the fool lifted up his eyes,
and there was a great big finger-post, pointing the way they were
going.  And it said WAY OUT.  The dog couldn't read, so it didn't worry
him; but the fool could, and fear smote upon his heart.  In fact, he
got desperate, poor fool.  Of course, if he'd had any sense, he'd 've
walked slower than ever or even tried to turn round.  Instead of that,
he ran.  Think of it, Patch.  _Ran_."  The emotion of his speech was
infectious, and the terrier began to pant.  "Was there ever quite such
a fool?  And before they knew where they were, the two were without the
gates.  And there"--the voice became strained, and Lyveden
hesitated--"there were ... two paths ... going different ways.  And by
each path was a notice-board.  And one said NO DOGS ALLOWED.  And the
other said NO FOOLS ALLOWED.  And there were only the two paths.  Patch
... going different ways...."

The approach of a peripatetic tax-collector brought the allegory to an

Anthony paid for his occupation of the chair in silence, and the
collector plodded off at a tangent in the direction of his next quarry.
This appearing to be an old lady, he presently altered his course.
With a caution bred of experience, he would approach her from behind.

A convenient clock struck four, and Lyveden rose to his feet....

Two hours later he descended the area steps of a mansion in Lancaster

The change in his appearance was quite remarkable.  The grey suit, soft
hat, golf collar and brown shoes, which he had worn in the afternoon,
had been put off.  In their stead Lyveden was wearing a bowler hat,
black boots, a single collar, which stood up uncomfortably all the way
round his neck, and a dark blue suit.  The latter was clean and had
been carefully brushed, but it was manifestly old.  Besides, it was
obvious that the man who made them had meant the trousers to be worn
turned up.  Their owner's present disregard of such intention argued
his humble respectability.

Arrived at the foot of the steps, Anthony thrust a relieving finger
between his throat and the collar for the last time, raised his eyes to
heaven, and rang the bell.

After a moment or two the door was opened by a fair-haired girl in a
print dress.  Her sleeves were rolled up, and her hands and arms

"Afternoon, miss," said Lyveden.  He was determined to do the thing
properly.  "Your lady still wanting a footman?"

The girl stared at him.  Then--

"I dunno," she said.  "Better come in, an' I'll see."

Anthony thanked her and entered.  She shut the door and flung down the
passage and out of sight.  A second later a momentary burst of chatter
suggested that she had opened the door of the servants' hall.

For a minute or two nothing happened, and Lyveden stood in the passage
with his hat in his hand, wondering whether his engagement was to rest
with the butler.  Then a door opened and closed, and a girl dressed as
a parlour-maid appeared upon the scene.  She was walking slowly, and
seemed to be endeavouring to extricate something from the depths of her

"Come in answer to the ad.?" she queried.

"That's right," said Lyveden.

"Oh."  She leaned against the wall and regarded a wet forefinger.  "Got
a bone in me gum," she added abstractedly.

Anthony wondered whether he was expected to offer assistance, but,
deciding to risk a breach of etiquette, assumed a look of anxiety

"How rotten!" he murmured.

The girl looked at him curiously.  Then--

"'Addock, too," she said.  "An' that's easy, reelly, as fish goes.  But
there, I ain't got much use for any fish, 'cept salmon.  Shall I say
you're 'ere?"

"Yes, please, miss.  I've no appointment."

"You're the firs', any way," was the comforting reply.

She left him standing.

The inspection to which during her absence Lyveden was subjected was
only less trying than the open secrecy with which it was conducted.
Heads were thrust into the passage to be withdrawn amid a paroxysm of
giggling.  Somebody was pushed into full view to retire precipitately
amid an explosion of mirth.  Preceded by stifled expressions of
encouragement, a pert-looking lady's maid strolled leisurely past the
newcomer, opened the back door, closed it, and returned as haughtily as
she had gone.  She was applauded ridiculously....

Anthony swore under his breath.

At last the parlour-maid reappeared, finger in mouth.

"Somethin' crool, this bone is," she vouchsafed.  "Come on."

Anthony followed her gratefully upstairs and presently into a small
withdrawing room upon the first floor.

From an expensively hideous couch Mrs. Slumper regarded the fruit of
her advertisement.

She was a large vulgar-looking woman of about fifty summers.
Whosesoever the hair of her head, it was most elaborately dressed and
contained five combs.  Anthony counted them.  She was enclosed in a
dress which was at once highly fashionable and painfully unbecoming,
and the pearls which rose and fell upon her tremendous bosom were
almost too good to be true.  From beneath the short skirt a pair of
ponderous legs terminated in all the anguish of patent-leather shoes.
Anthony bowed.

"'Oo 'ave you bin with?" said Mrs. Slumper.

"If you take me, madam, this will be my first place."

Mrs. Slumper choked with emotion.

"Firs' place!" she cried.  "Want ter try yer 'and on me?"  She looked
round savagely.  "Where's me lorenets?" she added furiously.

Much as a victim-to-be might hand his dispatcher the knife, Anthony
plucked the eye-glasses from beneath a cushion and put them into her

His action took the wind out of her sails.  Anthony saw this, and
hastened to press his advantage.

"I know it's unusual, madam, but I'm quite willing to leave at the end
of a week without wages, if you're not satisfied."

Mrs. Slumper grunted with astonishment.

"Wot wages joo ask?"

"Seventy-two pounds a year, madam, and--er--all found.  And one
afternoon a week," he added boldly.

Mrs. Slumper blinked at him curiously.

"You don' look ser bad," she said grudgingly.  "An' I'm sick an' tired
of tryin' for a footman, or I'd see yer further.  'Owever...."  She
looked up sharply.  "Will yer put that in writin' abaout the week?"

"Certainly, madam."  And, with that, Lyveden stepped to a bureau and
wrote his undertaking upon a sheet of note-paper.  He was about to
affix his signature, when it occurred to him that footmen do not write
at their mistresses' bureaus except privily or by invitation.  He
flushed furiously.  There was, however, no help for it now.  The thing
was done.  Desperately he signed his name.  He handed the paper to the
lady humbly enough.

Mrs. Slumper sighed.

"In course," she said, "we 'ave things very well done.  The butler's
aout naow, or I'd 'ave 'im up.  But you'll 'ave ter wait, an' open the
door, an' clean the boots, an' come aout on the car.  I've got some noo
livery--never bin worn yet--did ought ter fit you a treat.  An'--'ow
soon kin yer come?" she demanded suddenly.

"To-morrow evening, madam."


Anthony bowed himself out.

If the parlour-maid had not been on the landing, he would have leaned
against the wall and covered his face.

The girl glanced at the door he had just closed.

"Ain't she a little dream?"

Anthony grinned.

"Might be worse," he ventured, endeavouring to steer between the
respective sandbanks of disloyalty and odium.  "I've got the place," he
added ingenuously.

The girl stared at him.

That Anthony did not appreciate why she had remained upon the landing
was to her incredible.

"I 'eard," she said loftily.

Anthony felt crushed.

At his suggestion she let him out of the front door.

"See yer to-morrow," she cried.

"That's right, miss."

Anthony passed down the steps and walked quickly away.  Before he had
covered a hundred paces, he stopped and turned up his trousers.  The
sartorial forfeit to respectability had served its turn.

When Mr. Hopkins, the butler, returned a little unsteadily at a quarter
to ten to learn that his mistress had engaged a "proper toff" as his
footman, he was profoundly moved.

      *      *      *      *      *

A visit to the West End offices of _Dogs' Country Homes, Ltd._, which
he made the next morning, satisfied Anthony that, by putting Patch in
their charge, he was doing the best he could.  There was a vacancy at
the Hertfordshire branch, less than forty minutes from town, and he
arranged to lodge the terrier there the same afternoon.  For the sum of
a guinea a week the little dog would be fed and housed and exercised.
A veterinary surgeon was attached to the staff, which was carefully
supervised.  Patch would be groomed every day and bathed weekly.
Visitors were welcomed, and owners often called to see their dogs and
take them out for a walk.  It was quite customary.

Lyveden emerged from the office a little comforted.

He spent a busy morning.

Deliberately he went to his club.  There he wrote to the secretary,
resigning his membership.  When he had sealed the letter, he looked
about him.  The comfort--the luxury of it all was very tasty, very
appealing.  He regretted that he had not used it more often.  There was
a time when he had thought the place dull.  Blasphemy!  In his hungry
eyes the house became a temple--its members, votaries, sworn to go
sleepily about their offices--its rooms, upholstered shrines, chapels
of ease....

The door opened and a footman came in.

The silver dream shivered into a million flinders.

After the generous atmosphere of Pall Mall, the reek of the "old
clothes" shop was more offensive than usual.  The six pounds ten,
however, was worth fighting for.  Then some cheap hosiery had to be
purchased--more collars of the bearing-rein type, some stiff shirts,
made-up white ties, pinchbeck studs and cufflinks.  As he emerged from
the shop, Anthony found himself wondering whether he need have been so
harsh with himself about the collars.  After all, it was an age of
Socialism.  Why should a footman be choked?  He was as good as Mrs.
Slumper--easily.  And she wasn't choked.  She was squeezed, though, and

He lodged his baggage--suit-case and hold-all--at the cloakroom, and
took Patch to lunch.

It was by no means the first time that the Sealyham's lunch had been
the more expensive of the two.  Often and often he had fed well to the
embarrassment of his master's stomach.  To-day he was to have
liver--his favourite dish.  Upon this Lyveden was resolved.

The pair visited five restaurants and two public-houses in quest of
liver.  At the eighth venture they were successful.  At the sign of
_The Crooked Billet_ liver and bacon was the dish of the day.  So much
a blurred menu was proclaiming from its enormous brass frame.  Before
the two were half-way upstairs, the terrier's excitement confirmed its

Of the two portions, Patch consumed the liver and Anthony the bacon.
This was rather salt, but the zest with which the Sealyham ate
furnished a relish which no money could buy.

Then came a ghastly train journey.  Mercifully Patch could not

A mile and a half from the station, the Dogs' Home stood in a pleasant
place under the lee of a wood.  Fair meadows ringed it about, and in
the bright sunshine the red-brick house and out-buildings looked
cheerful and promising.

Slowly the two passed up the well-kept drive.

With his little white dog in his arms, Anthony Lyveden was shown
everything.  A jolly fair-haired girl--the superintendent--conducted
him everywhere.  The dogs--all sizes and shapes--welcomed her coming.
Of Patch she made a great deal.

"You must be very proud of him," she said to Anthony.

"I am.  And--we're great friends.  I hope he won't fret much."

"A little at first, probably.  You'll be coming to see him?"

"Once a week, always," said Lyveden.  "Oftener if I can."

Presently they returned to the office, where Anthony paid four guineas
and received a receipt.  Patch was entered in a big book, together with
his age and description.  Another column received his owner's name and
address.  The girl hesitated.

"We like," she said, "to have the telephone number, in case of

"I'll send it to you to-night."

The entry was blotted, and the girl rose.  The formalities were at an

Lyveden picked up his hat.

Patch greeted the familiar signal joyously.  Clearly the call was over.
It had been a good visit--the best they had ever paid.  No other place
they had been to was full of dogs.  Yet to be out and about with his
master was better still.  He leapt up and down, rejoicing.

Anthony caught him from one of his bounds, held the white scrap very
close and let him lick his nose.  Then he bade him be a good dog and
handed him to the girl.  She received him tenderly.

"I'm very much obliged to you," he said.  "Good day.  I'll let myself
out.  It--it'll be better."

One more caress, and he passed out into the hall--blindly.  There had
been a look in the bright brown eyes that tore his heart.

For a moment Patch fought desperately.  Then he heard a door opened and
listened intently.  A draught swept, and the door closed heavily.  With
a sudden wrench he was out of the girl's arms and across the shadowy
hall.  For a moment he stood sniffing, his nose clapped to the sill of
the front door.  Then he lifted up his voice and wept bitterly.

      *      *      *      *      *

In the long mirror, half-way up the front staircase, Major Anthony
Lyveden, D.S.O., surveyed himself stealthily.

"Not much the matter with the kit," he said grudgingly.

That was largely because there was nothing the matter with the man.

Six feet one in his socks, deep-chested and admirably proportioned,
Lyveden cut a fine figure.  His thick dark hair was short and carefully
brushed, and his lean face was brown with the play of wind and rain and
sun.  Such features as his broad forehead, aquiline nose, and strong
well-shaped mouth, would have distinguished any countenance.  Yet the
whole of it was shapely and clean-cut, and there was a quiet
fearlessness about the keen grey eyes that set you thinking.  As a
footman he looked magnificent.  But he would have killed any master
stone dead.  Royalty itself could not have borne such a comparison.

As we have seen, the strain of the last fortnight, culminating in Blue
Moon's failure and his parting with Patch, had played the deuce with
his temperament.  The man had gone all to pieces.  That, now that a
week had gone by, he was himself again, the following letter will show.
It will serve also as a record, and so, gentlemen, spare both of us.


_Before you sailed you were urgent upon me that I should constantly
report progress.  Nine months have gone by, and I have not written
once.  Still, my conscience is clear.  Hitherto I have had no progress
to report._

_Now, however, I have news for you._

_You are friends with a footman, Toby.  You need not deny it, because I
know better.  You see, I have been in service for one week to-day._

_My mistress is indescribable--a very mammoth among women.  Except
during prohibited hours, her replica may be seen behind the saloon-bar
of any public-house in, say, Bethnal Green.  Below stairs she is known
as "the dream-child."  My master appears to have married, not so much
beneath him as beyond him.  He is "something in the City."  This is as
well, for he is nothing in Lancaster Gate.  I like him rather._

_You would get on with the butler, who is addicted to drink.  The
ladies of the servants' hall are rather trying, but mean well.  The
chauffeur is a most superior man.  In fact, except that he has been
twice convicted of felony and continually boasts of his successful
desertion from the Army in 1917, there is nothing against him.  My work
would be comparatively light if the unfortunate resemblance, to which I
have alluded above, were less pronounced.  In a word, the butler's
working day finishes at 2 p.m., and on two occasions I have had to
repair to "The Blue Goat" as late as seven-thirty to hale him out of
the tap-room in time for dinner.  His carriage in the dining-room, when
he can hardly see, is one of the wonders of the world._

_Of course I go out with the car--usually to a wedding.  The
solemnization of matrimony, especially if one of the parties is of
noble birth, draws the dream-child as a magnet the steel.  Need I say
that she is an uninvited guest?  Yesterday, at the wedding of a young
Marquess, she was stopped at the doors.  "Lef me card at 'ome," was her
majestic reply.  Before they had recovered she was in the aisle.
Having regard to her appearance, I am of opinion that such conduct is

_On Monday she gave what she calls a "Serciety Crush."  This was well
attended, chiefly by aliens, many of whom wore miniature decorations,
to which, I fear, they were not entitled.  These were, I fancy, hired
with the dress-coats to which they were fastened.  That they enjoyed
the viands is emphasized by the fact that, prior to their departure,
several of the guests concealed about their persons such delicacies as
the flight of time alone had prevented them from consuming.  But for
the indisposition of the butler, I should have spent a most amusing

_Little altercations between my master and mistress are of frequent
occurrence.  Occasionally they appeal to me to settle the dispute.
Once I actually took the liberty of separating them.  Indeed, as
recently as yesterday evening the dream-child, who had been keeping up
her reading, observed that "the rilewise was thinkin' of givin' up the
narrer gorge."_

_"Gage, me dear--gage," says Mr. Slumper._

_"That's right," says his wife with hideous irony.  "Put yer betters to
rights, Schooly.  Ugh, I wonder yer dare!  An' wot do you know about
it, you hugly worm?"_

_Stung to the quick by the painful accuracy of this appellative, her
husband was understood to mutter that he had rather be an ill-favoured
worm than an overdressed parrot with a swollen head._

_Only waiting to throw a glass of water in his direction, the
dream-child demanded my ruling in a voice shaking with indignation._

_I immediately declared in favour of "gouge"--a decision for which Mr.
Slumper, to whom victory is even more terrible than defeat, will thank
me yet._

_Of such is my life.  Either Saturday or Sunday afternoon I go off
duty.  Then I dive into the country and visit my dog, who is well cared
for.  We spend a hilarious few hours, and Lancaster Gate is never
mentioned.  In the servants' hall, by the way, I am credited with a
delicate wife--an impression which I have taken care not to correct,
for where there are gathered together eight single ladies,_ les
avantages de manage _cannot be over-estimated._

_And now I must take up the tea._

_If ever you receive this letter, find time to reply.  I know I have
spoken ill of your hand-writing, but I take it all back._

Bien à toi, vieux sot,

Anthony, then, was surveying himself, if you remember, in a long
mirror.  He had just taken up the tea.  He was taking a second look at
what he could see of his back, when the front-door bell rang.  Even at
this elevation there was no mistaking its deep peremptory note.
Lyveden descended the stairs.

He opened the door faultlessly to find himself face to face with a man
who had been his first servant when his battery had been in France.

For a moment the two footmen stared at one another.  Then--

"Glad to see you, Walters," said Lyveden heartily.

"Same to you, sir," said Walters, touching his hat.  "An', beggin' your
pardon, sir, is Lady 'Elen at 'ome?"

"There's no Lady Helen here," said Lyveden.  "This is Mrs. Slumper's

"Oh, very good, sir," said Walters jerkily.  "Sorry to 'ave troubled
you, sir."  He touched his hat and turned away nervously....

Anthony continued to hold the door open till the car should have passed

Walters was making his report.  It appeared that this was
unsatisfactory, for a moment later he was again at the door.

"Excuse me, sir, but would you speak to my lady?"

Lyveden descended the steps.

From the luxury of a smart landaulette a dame of some consequence
regarded him shrewdly.  She had, of course, witnessed the comedy upon
the steps.

"Who lives here?" she demanded haughtily.

Lyveden drew himself up.

"Mrs. Slumper, madam."

His statement was received with an irrational suspicion.

"Indeed!  I didn't know that Lady Helen Amiens had let her house."

"Neither, madam, did I."

The great lady stared at Anthony, who looked straight ahead.  Then--

"I--I beg your pardon," she murmured.

Anthony bowed and turned on his heel.  As he passed Walters, who was
standing wide-eyed, the latter touched his hat faithfully.

When the car had passed on, Anthony closed the door thoughtfully.  It
had not occurred to him that the house had been hired as it stood.
Certainly the Slumpers had given no hint of such a state of affairs.
Probably they felt it to be beneath their dignity.  It being no affair
of his, Lyveden decided to keep his own counsel.

      *      *      *      *      *

Two days later Anthony visited Patch for the second time.

The same relentless train that had rushed the two down to Hertfordshire
that dreadful Thursday had become an easy-going friend.  By pocketing
his lunch, Lyveden could catch it with anything under five minutes to
spare.  This gave the two another three-quarters of an hour.

Their second meeting was a replica of the first.

Anthony was admitted, announced his desire, and sat down in the dim
hall.  Presently a brisk familiar step made itself heard--firm little
paws meeting the tough linoleum squarely--and Anthony rose to his feet.
Out of a passage came Patch readily, the fair-haired girl behind him
bidding him go ahead.  For a moment he looked about him.  Then he saw
Lyveden, stiffened and stood stock still.  The next second, with his
body clapped to the floor, he had darted sharply across and, laying his
head sideways, crouched at his idol's feet--an adoring suppliant,
craving to be raised.

"Why, Patch----"

The white scrap quivered and flung up a panting visage.  Lyveden
stooped and gathered him in his arms.  The terrier licked his face
frantically.  Then he squirmed like a mad thing till he was down, tore
to a basket of logs, and of his strength brought a billet gripped in
his big mouth and laid it at Anthony's feet.

The girl laughed merrily.

"What did I tell you?" said Lyveden.  "It's just the way of his heart.
I must always have a present when I have been away."

Lord and squire went for a wonderful walk.  The woodland and meadows of
Hertfordshire fairly beggared the Parks....

Tea at a tiny inn sunk in a dell through which a sleepy lane trickled
between high banks--tea in the pocket garden under sweet-smelling
limes, where stocks stood orderly and honeysuckle sprawled over the
brick-nogging, brought back old days of happy fellowship, just to
outshine their memory.

From the cool of the house came on a sudden the click of metal and the
swift whirr of wheels.  Somewhere a clock was in labour--an old, old
timepiece, to whom the telling of the hours was a grave matter.  A
moment later a thin old voice piped out the birth of a new period.

Five o'clock.

Peacefully Lyveden expelled a cloud of smoke.  He need not be moving
for another quarter of an hour.  Upon the warm red bricks at his feet
Patch lay dozing after his dish of weak tea.

"Could you give it me in the garden?"

The fresh clear voice floated out of the doorway just in front of my
lady herself.  Arrived there, she stood for a moment looking pleasedly
round.  It is doubtful whether the old woodwork had ever before framed
such a picture.

There was nothing remarkable about the dress, except her wearing of it.
There is a grace of carriage that will make purple of sackcloth.
Still, the gown was well cut of fawn-coloured stuff, which her
stockings and shoes matched.  Her face was generous--proud, too, yet
tender and very beautiful.  The soft rose of her cheeks, the misty blue
of her eyes stood there for gentleness, the curve of the red lips for
pride.  Wisdom sat in her temples under the thick dark hair.  Strength
herself had moulded the exquisite chin.  And a rogue of a dimple was
there to mock the lot of them--the print of the delicate finger of
Laughter herself, set in a baby's cheek twenty-five years before.  A
tiny watch upon a silk strap served to enhance the slenderness of a
white wrist.  Against the dark cloud of hair, which they were setting
straight, the pointed fingers stood out like living statuary.  Lifted
elbows gave you the graceful line of her figure: the short skirt,
ankles to match the wrists....

Looking upon her, Lyveden forgot the world.  He may be forgiven, for
she was a sight for sore eyes.

Having set her hair to her liking she put on her hat, pulling it down
with a fine careless confidence such as no manner of mirror could give.

She had not seen Lyveden when Patch, counting her Irish terrier an
intruder, took him suddenly by the throat....

In an instant the place was Bedlam.

My lady hovered about the combatants, one hand to her breast, the other
snatching frantically at her favourite's tail: Lyveden leapt to his
feet and, cramming his pipe into a pocket, flung himself forward: the
mistress of the inn and her maid crowded each other in the doorway,
emitting cries of distress: and the now ravening flurry of brown and
white raged snarling and whirling upon the brick pavement with all the
finished frightfulness of the _haute école_.

Arrived at close quarters, Anthony cast a look round.  Then he picked
up the pair anyhow and swung them into the water-butt two paces away.

For a moment the contents boiled, seething as if possessed.  Then, with
a fearful convulsion, the waves parted and the water gave up its prey.
Two choking, gasping, spluttering heads appeared simultaneously: with
one accord four striving paws clawed desperately at the rim of the
butt.  The fight was off.

Intelligently the girl stepped up on to a convenient bench, and Anthony
lifted the Irish terrier out of his watery peril.  As was to be
expected, he shook himself inconsiderately, and Anthony, who was not on
the bench, was generously bedewed.  Then Patch was hauled out by the
scruff of his neck....  So far as could be seen, neither of the dogs
was one penny the worse.  There had been much cry, but little wool.

Lyveden turned to my lady and raised his hat.

"I'm awfully sorry," he said.  "My dog was entirely to blame."

"D'you mind controlling him now?" she said coldly.

Lyveden called Patch, and the Sealyham trotted up, shaking the water
out of his ears as he came.  Wet as he was, the man picked him up and
put him under his arm.

"I hope your dog isn't hurt," he said quietly.  "I'm very sorry."

The girl did not deign to answer, but, stepping down from her perch,
summoned her terrier and strolled down the little greensward with her
chin in the air.

Anthony bit his lip.  Then he turned on his heel and, clapping his hat
on his head, tramped into the inn.  A moment later he had paid his
reckoning and was out on the road.  After all, he reflected, Patch
wasn't to blame.  He had acted according to his lights.

When he was out of sight of the inn, Anthony sat down by the wayside
and dried his terrier's ears with his pocket-handkerchief and the
utmost care.

      *      *      *      *      *

The rain was coming down in sheets, and, in spite of the mackintosh
which he was wearing above his livery, drops were beginning to make
their unpleasant way down Anthony's neck.  His feet had been wet for
hours.  The violence of the language employed by the press of grooms
and footmen huddled about him at the doors of the Opera House suggested
that their plight was no less evil.

It was a big night, and of "the distinguished audience" Mr. and Mrs.
Slumper were making two.  They were inexpressibly bored, but that was
beside the point.  By occupying two stalls, Mrs. Slumper was sure they
were doing the right thing.  A box would have been better, of course,
but there had been some difficulty, and Slumper, being a weak-kneed
fool, had been bluffed into taking the stalls.  Mrs. Slumper would like
to see the clerk who could bluff her.  By dint of concentrating upon
her grievance, she had worked herself into a passion by the end of the
second act....

It continued to rain copiously.

At last flunkeys appeared and set the inner swing-doors wide open.  A
blasphemous murmur of relief went up from the company of servants.

"Bet yer my gint's fust," squeaked a little bow-legged Cockney.  "'E's
a fair winner, 'e is."  A pompous prelate appeared in the lobby,
walking with an air of having just consecrated the building free of
charge, and followed by a nervous-lipped lady and a deacon who looked
like a startled owl.  "There y'are!  Wot 'd I s'y?" he added, turning
to scuttle off to his car.

"Ser long, 'Arry!" cried somebody.  "See yer at Giro's."

There was an explosion of mirth.

The rain, the discomfort, the waiting--three familiar malefactors--all
in a moment discomfited by a sudden guffaw, reminded Lyveden vividly of
his service in France.  His thoughts ramped back to the old days, when
there was work and to spare--work of a kind.  Of course, the
competition was not so keen....

People were coming fast now, and the entrances to the lobby were
getting choked.  Attendants were bellowing big names, innumerable
engines were running, the police were shouting orders, gears were being

"Number a nundred and one!" thundered a voice.

"Right!" cried Anthony, elbowing his way out of the crush.

He made his way quickly to where he had left the car.

The information that his employers were awaiting his services was
received by the chauffeur with a volley of invective, which dealt more
particularly with Mrs. Slumper's pedigree, but touched lightly upon a
whole variety of subjects, including the ultimate destination of all
composers and the uses of rain.

It was full five minutes before the limousine was able to be brought
close enough to the entrance for Anthony to leave the running-board and
advise his master.  When it was next in order but two, he stepped on to
the pavement and struggled towards the entrance.  As he was about to
tell an attendant to summon "101," a car slid into position, and the
fellow set his hand on the door.

"Forty-six waiting!" he bawled.

A glance at the steps showed the approach of quality--all cloaks and
soft hair and slim silk stockings--the attendant threw open the door
and Lyveden stood still.

The taller of the two women was the second to enter the car.  As she
stood waiting, she glanced round quickly.  Her eyes met Anthony's,
rested a moment of time, and then swept on without a flicker....  A
second later the door had slammed upon her high heels.

Lyveden was left to feel the blood come flaming into his face, to
wonder whether my lady had known him again, and to stuff the breath of
an exquisite perfume into the same reliquary as held the picture of a
tall dark figure setting her hair to rights in the mouth of an inn.

      *      *      *      *      *

Upon the next Saturday a particularly smart wedding was to take place.
Anthony, who had seen the announcements, was prepared for the worst.
Sure enough, on Friday afternoon as he was clearing the table of tea--

"I shall want yer to-morrow," said Mrs. Slumper.  "I 'ave to go to the
weddin' o' that there Finnigan boy.  I'm sure I'm sick o' crushes, but
'er ladyship would never fergive me if I diddun show up."

Anthony hesitated with the tray in his hands.

"Mr. Hopkins is taking Sunday, madam, so I can't go out then."

"I can't 'elp that," was the testy reply.

"I don't wish to inconvenience you, madam, but, as it was arranged that
I should always have----"

"Subjec' to _my_ convenience," snapped Mrs. Slumper.  "That's wot I
said."  She had said nothing of the sort.  "An' am I to go pushin' orf
to a dandy crush without a servant?  Hopenin' me own dores, an'
fetchin' me own car, an' wot not, jus' like a common beggar in a 'ired
fly?  Look 'ere, young man, I didn't ought to 'ave took you at all,
reelly.  Wot with no refs an' no experience, yer might 'ave walked the
soles orf of yer perishin' boots before yer got into a 'ouse like this.
But I gave you a chance, I did.  An' if you think ter try an' turn me
own words agains' me an' talk 'igh about contrax, yer kin jus' shove
orf."   She regarded him furiously.  "Ugh!  I'm fed up with the bunch
of yer.  Nasty, ungrateful swabs!  I serpose yer kin 'ave Monday, can't

"I will take Monday, madam."

The malevolent pig's eyes followed him in silence till he was out of
the room....

It was on Monday, then, that Lyveden called for his dog.

His decision to revisit the scene of his encounter with my lady was not
fully formed until it was time to act upon it.  He had deliberately
walked in the direction of the inn, so that, when the hour came, he
could, if he chose, indulge the inclination of which he was wholly
ashamed.  Honestly, he reflected, he had not a good word to say for the
girl.  (Observe, please, that the fact that the pleasaunce was to his
liking did not weigh with him.  The little inn and its curtilage had
become but environs.)  She had been unreasonable and worse than
churlish.  There was no getting away from it--she had been aggressively
rude, administering a rebuff though he had made no advance.  To pile
Ossa upon Pelion, she now knew him for what he was--a flunkey, acting
the gentleman and sporting a dog.  And was not that a dainty dish for
him to digest, sitting under the lime-trees in full view of that garden
doorway which nine days ago had been so honoured?  That, of course, was
the trouble.  Anthony had seen a picture which he could not forget.
The girl had done her best to efface it, but had only succeeded in
clouding a sunny memory.

With something of the _mauvaise honte_ with which a player of
"Patience" corrects a mistake he has made by restoring some cards,
Anthony took Ossa off Pelion, said to himself, "I don't believe she
recognized me," and, walking into the inn, desired the mistress to
bring him some tea.

By the time he had finished his meal he had sunk so low in his own
eyes--lost so much self-respect, that the rest did not seem worth
keeping, and he inquired whether anything had been seen of the lady
whose dog his had fought, in much the same spirit of recklessness as
moves a bravo to toss his last piece to a beggar.

"She had tea here the day before yesterday, sir," replied his hostess.
"All alone, with her little dog.  I don't think he's none the worse,
sir.  Thank you.  Good day, sir."

Anthony left the house like a man in a dream....

Why had she come?

To this question the answer which his heart vouchsafed was vain and a
vanity.  His head, however, gave innumerable replies--all of them
obvious and none of them flattering.  A hundred times Reason drove Hope
headlong, but always the baggage returned....

By way of relieving his feelings, Anthony cursed Mrs. Slumper with
earnest bitterness.  He began to feel that there was much in what the
chauffeur had said about her forbears.  At the time he had secretly
deplored his epithets, but now....  Certainly he had misjudged the
fellow.  He was quite right.

As for Patch, he had never been paid so little attention.  Not that he
cared.  The country was full of scents....

By a quarter past seven Lyveden was back at Lancaster Gate.

The first thing he saw below stairs was the library silver, which he
had cleaned that morning and the parlour-maid should have restored to
its place.  Without waiting to change, he picked up the tray and
carried it upstairs, intending, if the room was unoccupied, to replace
it at once.

As he gained the hall, the twitch of an inserted latchkey came to his
ears.  Then pressure was put upon the front door.  This, however,
remained fast shut.  The key was withdrawn violently, reinserted, and
wrenched.  The pressure upon the door being maintained, the lock was
jammed.  Whosoever was there had lost his temper and was kicking
against the pricks.  This was unlike Mr. Slumper, but it could be
nobody else.  Lyveden set down his tray and stepped to the door....

His master came in with a rush, stumbling.  Anthony caught him, and he
recovered his balance.  There was running sweat upon his face, which
was all grey, and he was shaking fearfully.  Holding on to the
furniture as he went, he tottered as far as the library, clawed at the
switch by the door, missed it, and swayed out of sight into the black
of the room.

Anthony stood spellbound.  The spectacle of a bunch of keys dangling
idly from the keyhole of the door, which he was still holding open,
brought him to his senses, and, drawing the key from the lock, he
closed the door swiftly and ran for brandy....

Mr. Slumper was sitting in the dark, with his head plunged between his
knees.  At Anthony's coming he started up and would have gone back, but
the seat of his chair catching him under the hocks, he subsided again
almost immediately.  Anthony went to his side and held the glass to his
lips.  As he drank, his teeth chattered upon the rim of the tumbler,
and some of the spirit ran over his chin.  Twice he made a gesture for
more.  After the third dose he had swallowed more than a tumblerful....
Presently he began to look less grey, and the trembling abated.  In
three or four minutes he was quite calm.  Anthony was about to ask if
he should help him upstairs, when he spoke suddenly.

"Shut t' door."

Anthony did his bidding.  When he came back, his master had a
letter-case in his hand.

"What are your wages?" he said.

"Seventy-two pounds a year, sir."

Mr. Slumper put a hand to his brow and knitted this wearily, as if the
effort of calculation was more than he could bear.  Then he took out
two five-pound notes and two one-pound notes.

"There's twelve pound," he said slowly.  "One month's wages, and
another's in lieu of notice."

Anthony stared at the money.

"I haven't been here a month yet, sir."

His master waved aside the objection.

"Only honest servant I've ever had," he said shortly.  "Gentleman,
aren't you?  Never mind.  Couldn't let you down.  Others can go to
hell, but not you.  And now--better clear out.  Right away.  Get your
box and go.  Don't let the others see you.  Give 'em the slip."

"But--but won't you be dining, sir?" said Anthony desperately.  He was
trying instinctively to grapple with a situation which had put him upon
his back.

At the mention of dinner Mr. Slumper laughed hideously.  The brandy was
getting into its stride now, and colour was beginning to climb into his

"Dining?" he croaked.  "Dining?"

In a deliberate, imperturbable tone a clock upon the mantelpiece chimed
the half-hour, and the laugh snapped off short.  The next moment the
man had Lyveden's arm in a grip of iron.

"Listen," he breathed.  "I'm broke ... ruined ... got to run for it.
Couldn't stand gaol at my age.  It ain't pretty, I know, but I'm
fifty-nine, Lyveden, fifty-nine."  The tense utterance broke into a
whimper.  "An'--an' that's too old for prison, Lyveden, an' they
wouldn't give me a chance.  The lawyers 'd make it out bad.  You can
gamble with others' money as long as you win, Lyveden, but you mustn't
lose ... mustn't ever lose.  There's a law against that."

All the soldier in Anthony came to his aid.

"Are you going now, sir?"  The other nodded, "Shall I get you a taxi?"

"Yes."  Mr. Slumper jerked a contemptuous head at the ceiling.  "She'll
have to go with me," he added thickly.  "Can't leave the old fool."

"I'll keep your keys, sir," said Anthony, "to let myself in."

With that he was gone.

Mrs. Slumper was in the midst of a very delicate operation, to wit, the
obliteration of her natural complexion--obsequies which not even her
maid was permitted to attend.  Consequently she was anything but
pleased when her husband entered the room.  Such procedure was out of
all order and convenience.  That he came in suddenly and without first
knocking upon the door was insufferable.  She turned herself round on
her seat, bristling....

There was no time for a scene, and, when Mrs. Slumper hurled herself
against Necessity, she fell back bruised and broken.

When she would have screamed, a hand was clapped over her mouth,
breaking her false teeth, and all her stifled shrieks, queries and
expostulations were literally cuffed into a whimper.  Five minutes
later, toothless, half-dressed and trembling, she thrust a few things
into a dressing-case, struggled into a fur coat, and passed with
sagging knees downstairs, clinging to the arm of a bully whom she had
known as a worm.

Lyveden was waiting in the hall, beside him his case and hold-all--what
belongings he had thrust into them anyhow.  He was intending to see the
couple into the cab and then go quietly away, for he was determined to
avoid the loathsome saturnalia with which his colleagues were certain
to signalize the _débâcle_.  When the two appeared, he started
involuntarily.  He had been prepared for violence, he had expected
tears....  The vision of a blubbering idiot, that mowed and mumbled,
its wig awry, its dreadful face blotched, like a clown's, with paint,
swaddled from head to toe in gorgeous furs, leaning desperately upon
the very reed it had broken--this was unearthly, hellish.  He found
himself praying that it might not visit him in his dreams....

It is to his credit that Anthony, having helped Mr. Slumper into his
hat and overcoat and Mr. and Mrs. Slumper into the taxi, flung his own
kit upon the canopy and accompanied the fugitives to Charing Cross.

The horror of that drive revisited him for months.  The awful pregnant
silence, broken only by the sound of rapid irregular respiration, gave
to the cab the air of a death-chamber.

Arrived at the station, by his advice the two remained in the taxi
whilst he procured tickets which would take them to the coast by the
first available train.  At the booking-office he learned, to his
inexpressible relief, that they had but ten minutes to spare.  He
bought the tickets feverishly....

As his master emerged from the cab, Lyveden perceived with a shock that
his nervousness had begun to return.  Terror was riding behind, coming
up, overhauling him fast.  The blood which had flooded his face had
begun to recede.  The hand that received the tickets and change was
trembling.  In a fever of anxiety the ex-officer hustled his charges
towards the platform....

People turned and stared as they passed.  One woman screamed....

At the sudden cry Mr. Slumper started violently.  His face was very
pale now, and there were tiny beads of sweat upon the side of his nose.
His mouth was working painfully.  It was a question whether they could
board the train before he collapsed.  The idiot upon his arm could have
shambled another mile.

They came to the barrier.

Anthony had no ticket and could not pass, but he put them into the
queue and steered them up to the gate.

The passenger behind Mr. Slumper turned suddenly and brushed against
him.  At the touch on his shoulder the poor devil started frightfully
and drew in his breath with a hoarse whoop.  The face that he turned to
the offender was a wet grey....

In front of them there were only two, now--one.  They were in the jaws
of the barrier....  Mr. Slumper had not the power to present his
tickets, and the inspector took the pasteboard out of his shaking hand.
He clipped it and handed it back, staring.  Mr. Slumper fumbled, and
the tickets fell to the ground.  He stooped drunkenly, and the
inspector put a hand under his arm.

"Gent ill 'ere, Joe," he threw over his shoulder, apparently addressing
a colleague, whom Anthony could not see.  "Give 'im a 'and up the

Anthony heaved a sigh of relief.

The next moment he saw a burly station-constable--presumably
"Joe"--step into view and put a broad arm tenderly about his master's

Mr. Slumper stiffened and stood quivering with the peculiar vibration
of a wire that is taut.  The ridiculous figure attached to him stood
still also, rolling its head foolishly.

"Come along, sir," urged the official in a kindly tone.

Mr. Slumper stopped shaking, took out his handkerchief, and wiped his
face.  Then he turned to the speaker.

"It's all right," he said.  "_I'll go quietly._"

Anthony turned on his heel and walked out of the station.

There was no more to be done.



A footman looked out of an attic in Eaton Square with his pen in his
mouth.  After a moment's reflection he returned to his letter, added a
sentence or two, and signed his name.  Then he restored its cork to his
bottle of ink, blotted the lines he had written, and, gathering the
flimsy pages into his hand, leaned back in his loose-limbed chair with
the consideration which that exacting skeleton required of its patrons,
and proceeded to read.

This, then, is our chance; and, since Lyveden will be none the wiser,
let us forget our manners and look over his shoulder.


_By extracting a promise that I would write to you you did me a good
turn, for, while my first report was rendered, from a sense of duty, I
am making this one with a sense of relief--a somewhat scandalous
admission.  Of course a really good footman would keep his mouth shut.
But then I am but an indifferent lackey._

_To say that I left my first place would be untrue.  In fact, the place
left me--rather tragically, as it happened: which reminds me that I
must withdraw anything which I have written to you in disparagement of
my late master.  The poor man had worries I did not know of, and
behaved to me very handsomely at the last, remembering that I might
have troubles, when he could not think straight, so sore were his own._

_For a week, then, I became a country gentleman, living with my dog at
a little inn where no ways met.  By the end of that time I had got me
another place._

_Yes, sir, I am in the service of the Marquess of Banff, sir.  There
are times when I go powdered.  I have even hobnobbed with the scarlet
livery of Royalty.  I am, I assure you, a very deuce of a fellow._

_With the Marquess, who resembles an irritable baboon, I have little to
do.  The marchioness--a strong woman is also, mercifully, too much
engaged upon works of supererogation, which, in a rich bass, she styles
"her manifold duties," to observe my existence.  Lord Pomfret Fresne,
however, a gilded youth with three thousand a year, finds me extremely
useful.  I bet for him, I make appointments for him to have his hair
trimmed, I retain stalls for him, and occasionally I admit him to the
house at an unlawful hour.  In fact, he is a confounded nuisance.  He
is impertinent, grossly ignorant, and a niggard.  Moreover, Toby, he
hath an eye whose like I have seen before--once.  Then it was set in
the head of a remount which, after it had broken a shoeing-smith's leg,
was cast for vice at Kantara in 1917._

_"Lyveden," says he one day, "you're a gentleman, aren't you?"_

_It seemed easiest to say "Yes."_

_"Why?" says his lordship._

_"It's a family failing," said I._

_"How beastly!  You mean, like drink?"_

_"Exactly, my lord.  We never mention it."_

_"No, don't," says he.  "My mother's very hot on that sort of thing.
Hullo!"  He peers into a gold cigarette-case.  "I had four pounds in
here.  I'll swear I had."_

_Considering that I had found the case in the library, and had restored
it to him five minutes before, his ejaculation was not in the best of
taste.  His lordship, however, must whet his point upon the grindstone
of insult._

_"You're not hard up, are you?" says he._

_"I can pay my way, my lord."_

_"Well, I know there was four pounds there, because----  No.  Wait a
minute.  It's all right.  I remember I put it in my coat.  Which
reminds me--I want a couple of stalls at Daly's.  You might ring up and
get them.  How much is the pit?"_

_"I'm not quite sure, my lord.  It used to be half-a-crown."_

_"Half-a-crown!" cries he.  "I thought it was a shilling."_

_"That's the gallery, my lord."_

_"Oh, yes.  Well, I can't afford the pit, Lyveden, but you can go to
the gallery if you like," and he produces a shilling._

_I shake my head._

_"I'm much obliged to your lordship, but I seldom go out."_

_"Right-o," he says, with ill-concealed relief.  "Don't forget those

_It is pathetic, Toby, but it is true.  And when I was at Harrow, his
eldest brother, who is one of the best, was my fag._

_When I say that, compared with the butler, Respectability itself seems
raffish, you will understand.  He is a monument, massive, meaningless,
and about as useful as a fan in a cyclone.  Yet the household revolves
about him.  He came in, I fancy, with the spittoon...._

_And now I will show you that the cassock of the confessor has indeed
fallen upon you._

_Listen.  I have been disdained--given the cold shoulder.  Such a
beautiful shoulder, Toby.  Such a shoulder as Artemis presented to
Actaeon.  But there was good reason for that.  It fell on this wise.  I
sat in a garden and mufti and looked at an aged doorway, thinking how
fair a frame it would make.  And when next I looked, lo! there was the
picture, all warm and smiling, her little white hands about her dark,
dark hair.  I was overwhelmed.  I would have slain dragons, levelled
castles, broken the backs of knights for her sake.  But before I was
given the chance, I was given the shoulder.  Now mark how a malicious
Fate maketh a mock of me.  But three days later I run full tilt into my
lady, I, the same Anthony Lyveden--but with my livery on.  In case that
should not be enough, I presently return to the inn, to learn that I
have missed her by forty-eight hours._  Veux-tu m'en croire?

_Beneath the unfair strain my poor vocabulary broke down.  Indeed, I
soon had no alternative but to repeat myself, thus violating what I
know to be one of your most sacred rules._

Assez, j'en finis.

_You are so distant and it will be so long before this letter reaches
you, that it requires an effort steadily to regard you as a confidant.
Already that impression of you is fainter than it was when I picked up
my pen.  A reply from you, Toby, would do much to revive it--would, in
fact, turn into substance the shadow with which I am, rather
desperately, cheating my common-sense._

  A toi, mon beau,

Having addressed this letter to Australia, Lyveden made the best of an
enamelled basin and a mirror, which was not quite so good as one which,
once upon a time, his servant had purchased in Port Said for five
piastres.  Then he put on his very expensive plum-coloured coat and
descended twelve flights of stairs.

Five minutes later he opened the front door, confessed to an irreverent
gentleman in blue and yellow that "Ole Flat-Feet" was at home, and,
after conducting them to the first floor, ushered "The Honourable Mrs.
George Wrangle, Miss Wrangle, Miss Sarah Wrangle" into the presence
itself.  With a contempt for tradition, the Marchioness not only
extended to each of the ladies her large right hand, but withheld no
one of its fingers.

The identity of the guests was then communicated to the butler, whose
supervision of the service of tea depended upon the visitor's position
in the table of precedence.  That of Mrs. Wrangle, apparently, fell
dismally short of the standard which the great man imposed, for, upon
hearing her name, he stared indignantly upon a cat which was cleaning
itself upon the hearth of his parlour, and then resumed the perusal of
the _Morning Advertiser_ in contemptuous silence.

Without more ado, Anthony repaired to the pantry.  Five minutes later
he and the second footman took up the tea.

"Is Lord Pomfret in?" said the Marchioness.

"I will see, my lady," said Lyveden.

"Desire him to come in to tea."

"Very good, my lady."

Lord Pomfret had just returned from a luncheon-party, and was preparing
to attend a _thé dansant_.  His mother's command was abusively
received.  At length--

"Tell her I'm out, Lyveden."

Anthony hesitated.

"Her ladyship was very definite, my lord."

"D'you hear what I say?"

"Very good, my lord."

The scepticism with which his mistress received Anthony's report was
distressingly obvious.  Also the faces of Mrs. and Miss Wrangle fell
noticeably.  Indeed, the bell which summoned Lyveden to speed their
departure rang but a few minutes later.

As they descended the stairs, Lord Pomfret emerged from the library,
cramming cigarettes into his case with the dishevelling manipulation of
the belated swain.

The encounter was not a success.

Reason suggested to Mrs. Wrangle that the episode could be far more
effectively dealt with if and when the offender became her son-in-law.
Impulse, however, clamoured for immediate and appropriate action.
Between the two stools her display of emotion fell flat.  As for
Pomfret, the knowledge that he had just induced the lady's footman to
go for a taxi did not contribute to his peace of mind, and his manners
became conspicuously devoid of that easy grace which should have gone
with his title.

After the mechanical issue and acknowledgment of a few ghastly
pleasantries, Lord Pomfret muttered something about "hearing his mother
calling" and fled with precipitate irrelevance in the direction of the
back stairs, leaving Mrs. Wrangle speechless with indignation and
bitterly repenting her recent indecision.  She swept past Anthony as if
she were leaving a charnel-house.  Her daughters, who took after their
father, walked as though they were being expelled....

When their mother found herself confronted with the choice of leaving
without her footman or awaiting that gentleman's successful return from
the mission upon which he had been dispatched, it required their united
diplomacy to deter her from there and then returning to lay the
outrageous facts before Lady Banff.

Mrs. Wrangle's complaint, however, was posted that evening.

By the time it arrived, Lord Pomfret had prepared his defence.  This he
conducted so skilfully that the Marchioness, who believed in red
justice, sent for Lyveden and told him two things.  The first was that
in future, when she sent him for anyone, he would be good enough to
look for them before returning to say they were out.  The second was
that when he was told to fetch a cab, he would be good enough to do so,
instead of persuading other people's servants to do his work.  Lord
Pomfret, who was present at the arraignment, supported his mother
dutifully.  Anthony said nothing at all.  Four and a half years in the
Army had left their mark.

      *      *      *      *      *

If Lyveden was a Conservative, so was his dog.  For the two there was
only one walk in all Hertfordshire, and that, after six fair miles,
brought them thirsty or wet, as the weather might order, to the shade
or shelter of _The Leather Bottel_.  This was, in fact, Anthony's
country house.  Here for one glorious week the two had shared the same
bed.  Heaven only knew when such a prolonged visit would be repeated.
It had cost two whole pounds, and, do what he would, Anthony could save
very little out of his wages.  Of his six pounds a month the Dogs' Home
took four precious guineas.  Then there were railway fares at three
shillings a time--twelve shillings a month.  Teas, clothes, and a
little--a very little--tobacco had to be paid for.  It was a tight fit.

With his back to a beech tree, Lyveden thought upon these things.  The
weather, perhaps, invited Melancholy.

Without the wood a sudden shower was falling down from heaven,
drenching anew wet pastures, thinning the mud upon brown lanes,
poppling upon the washed highway.  Dainty scale-armour of a million
leaves protected Anthony.  Ere this was penetrated, the fusillade would
have stopped.

It was more than a month now since he had seen the lady.  At the moment
he supposed gloomily that she had gone out of his life.  Considering
what his life was, it was just as well.  (Melancholy smiled to herself,
sighed sympathetically, and laid her dark head upon Anthony's
shoulder.)  His thoughts flew over the blowing country to Eaton Square.
The squalor of his bedroom rose up before him.  The walls were peeling,
and upon one there was a vast brown stain.  The floor was bare.  The
cracked American cloth upon the chest of drawers made this a washstand.
The fact that the ensemble had lost a foot made it unsteady.  True,
some one had placed a Bradshaw under the bereaved corner, but the piece
listed heavily.  The Bradshaw, by the way, was out of date.  In fact,
its value as a guide to intending passengers had expired on the
thirty-first of October, 1902.  That looked as if the chest were an
antique.  Three of the china knobs, however, which served as handles
were unhappily missing.  Then there was a flap beneath the window
which, when raised, arrested the progress of such smuts as failed to
clear it in their descent to the boards.  (Melancholy smothered a laugh
and laid a wet cheek against her victim's.)  The smuts were
devilish--the terror by night, the arrow that flieth by day.  Anthony
believed in fresh air.  Also he believed in cleanliness.  His twofold
faith cost his convenience dear.  He had begged a dust-sheet from the
housekeeper with which to cover his bed during the day, and regularly,
before retiring, shook an ounce of soot out of his window.  The bed, by
the way, was overhung by the wall, which, for some reason best known to
those who built it, deserted the perpendicular for an angle of
forty-five, three inches from Anthony's nose.  The candlestick had seen
merrier days: that there might be no doubt about the matter, it said as
much, announcing in so many words that it was "A Present from Margate."

Scaramouche Melancholy fairly squirmed with delight.  Then she turned
upon Anthony eyes swimming with tenderness, put up consoling lips....
The entrance of Polichinelle, however, cudgel and all, in the shape of
a little white dog, dragging a bough with him, spoiled her game.
Harlequin Sun, too, flashed out of hiding--before his cue, really, for
the shower was not spent.

Scaramouche fled with a snarl.

At Polichinelle's obvious request, Anthony seized the spare end of the
bough, and the two tugged with a will--an agreeable tourney, which was
always eventually settled in the lists of Frolic itself.  And, whiles
they strove, Harlequin danced in and out the trees, with magic touch of
bat making the mizzle shimmer and the meadows gleam, and finally, with
rare exuberance, breaking his precious colours overhead, to say the
masque was over and bid the racing winds hustle away the fretful
scenery and clear the stage of sky for his possession.

Master and dog made their way to the inn jubilantly enough.

As he devoured his tea, Lyveden thought again of the girl--more
cheerfully.  Indeed, he made bold to decide that she was interested in
him.  That such interest sprang from the loins of Curiosity he admitted
readily.  Its origin did not matter; the trouble was to keep it alive.

It is obvious that he himself was more than interested.  He was, I
suppose, in love.  At the moment when he had looked upon her for the
first time his heart had leaped.  Instantly the man knew that he had
seen his maid.  He had no doubt of it at all, but was quite positive.
If a million Archangels had appeared and with one voice told him that
he was wrong, he would have shaken his head with a smile.  His heart
had leaped, and there was an end of it.  He just knew.  In view of the
prospective failure of so many Archangels, it is not surprising that my
lady herself, whatever she did, would not be able to erase this
impression.  Consequently though she had behaved to his face with a
manner which it was a Quixotic courtesy to style "disdain," Anthony
never wavered.  For a second of time he had seen beyond the veil--at
least, his heart had--and, now that he knew what it hid, all
reinforcement of that veil was out of date.  My lady might line it with
oak, with brass, with masonry miles thick--and all her labour would be
in vain.  All the same, Anthony hoped devoutly that she would do
nothing of the kind....

With a sigh he drank to their next meeting.

Then he called the terrier and set him upon his knee.

"My fellow," said he, "listen.  In these very precincts you committed
an aggravated assault upon an Irish terrier.  I don't blame you.  He
probably deserved it.  But--he belongs to the lady--my lady, Patch, the
only lady in the world.  And she didn't like it, my boy.  She didn't
like it at all.  So remember, if ever we meet her again, you mustn't
fight.  I don't want to be hard on you, but you mustn't.  Of course, if
you could show him a little courtesy--indicate a scent which will repay
investigation, or something--I should be exalted.  But I don't press
that.  A strictly non-committal attitude will serve.  But
aggression--no.  Patch, I trust you.  I know it's difficult for you to
understand, but you'll be a good dog and try, won't you?  For my sake,

Whether the Sealyham in fact appreciated the nature and gravity of the
request is a matter which cannot be decided upon this side of the
grave.  The fact remains that when, upon entering the grounds of the
Dogs' Home some thirty-five minutes later, he encountered that very
Irish terrier, looking rather sorry for himself and attached to the end
of a long lead, he walked straight up to him and bestowed upon him as
generous a greeting as his nostrils and tail could convey.

Anthony could hardly believe his eyes....

At the other end of the lead was a kennelman, who spoke quickly and to
the point.

"Beggin' your pardon, sir, but I wouldn't let 'im talk to 'im.  'E's
not very grand--this little dog ain't.  I think it's only a chill, but
we've hisolated 'im, in case..."

Patch was summoned peremptorily, to come running wide-eyed.  Happily in
his sight his master could do no wrong; otherwise it is possible that
he might have thought himself hardly used and love's labour lost indeed.

Anthony passed into the hall, thinking furiously.  With Patch under his
arm, he spoke to the fair-haired girl in charge of the office.

"I've seen a dog out there that I recognize--an Irish terrier.  He's
not very well, your man said.  May I know whose he is?"

"Oh, yes.  He belongs to Miss French--Miss Valerie French.  He's a nice
little dog, isn't he?"

If Anthony Lyveden had reflected, it would have occurred to him that
his informant had been, as they say, "very quick in the uptake."  The
truth was that less than a week ago Miss Valerie French had recognized
Patch and had asked the same girl for the name of his owner.

"He's a beauty," said Anthony.  "Does she keep him here all the time?"

"When she's in London," said the girl.  "I expect you've seen her.
She's very often down."

Anthony nodded.

"I think I must have," he said.

Then he made much of Patch and handed him over.

"See you next week, little Patch.  Next Saturday.  Only a week from
to-day.  Good-bye, little fellow."

He ruffled the tousled head with a last caress, smiled at the puzzled
brown eyes, and turned away....

There was no sweet sorrow about these partings.  They were purely

At the very hour that Lyveden walked heavily down the wet lanes on his
way to the station, Valerie French, who was to dine early and go to the
play, was sitting before her dressing-table in an apricot kimono.

The evening sun stared into her bedroom mercilessly and found no fault
in it.  It was a broad low room, full of soft colours and the warm glow
of highly polished wood.  Walls, curtains, and carpet were all of
powder-blue; an old rose fabric covered what seats there were; an
apple-green coverlet filled up the symphony.  That taper elegance which
modern craftsmanship can give mahogany was most apparent, lending the
usual suite unusual comeliness.  A great pier-glass flashed in a
corner, upon a little table beside a deep chair a bowl of roses
sweetened the London air, above the well-found bed dangled an ivory

If the chamber was fair, so was my lady.

Looking upon her beauty, as she sat at the glass, Valerie French might
have felt very proud.  But, if we pry into her mind, it will be seen
that her thoughts were otherwise occupied.  Indeed, the fixing of her
hair--usually so simple a matter--was making her knit her brow.  The
fact that the soft dark tresses had been washed that morning made them
unruly.  In vain the pointed fingers strove to secure and order them to
their mistress's liking....

At length, with a sigh, she brought her hands to her lap.

Then she made a mouth at the reflection of her labours.

"I look like his Sealyham," she said.

      *      *      *      *      *

It was on Monday morning that Lord Pomfret suggested to Lyveden the
propriety of putting a pound each way on Slip Along.

"I don't suppose the swine's any good," said his lordship moodily.
"But he'll probably start at twenty, so I may as well have a dart.  I
forget who told me about him."

"Very good, my lord," said Anthony.

To receive this commission, he had been summoned from the drawing-room,
whose floor he was engaged in leathering to the requisite degree of
lustre.  He had had to remove an apron, turn down his sleeves, and put
on his plum-coloured coat.  So soon as his lordship, who was yet at
breakfast, released him, he would reverse the procedure and return to
his floor.

Lord Pomfret peered muttering into his cigarette case.  Then he plucked
out a ten-shilling note and flicked it across the tablecloth.

"That's all I appear to have," he said sulkily.  "I'll have to owe you
the thirty shillings."

Anthony braced himself.

"I'm afraid I haven't any money at all, my lord."

The other looked up sharply.

"What? ...  Oh, nonsense, Lyveden."

Anthony said nothing.  He was not anxious to repeat the lie, but he was
determined not to lend to Lord Pomfret.  That the loan would lose
itself was much too probable, and the construction of his slender
resources would not stand such a strain.

"Of course you've got thirty shillings.  But you don't like parting."
Lord Pomfret laughed rather nastily.  "I'll pay you back, man, if
that's your trouble."

"I haven't the money, my lord."

The youth stared at Anthony furiously.  Then--

"Oh, go to hell!" he said thickly.

Anthony picked up the note and placed it beside his lordship.  Then he
left the room and returned to his work.

Lord Pomfret was exceedingly wrath.  In fact, he brooded over the
incident.  This augured ill for Anthony.  The cold fact that in due
season--to be precise, at eleven minutes to four that same
afternoon--Slip Along won his race easily did not improve matters.
That he started at thirty-three to one was still less digestible....

When his lordship read the news at half-past five, he broke into a cold
sweat.  Then he bit savagely at the nail of his favourite thumb.
Considering that, so recently as that morning, he had reluctantly
decided that that toothsome _entremet_ must be allowed to go unmolested
for at least a week, his action was indicative of an emotion which knew
no rules.  That he made no mention of the matter to Anthony, was the
ugliest omen of all.

Two days later the second footman called Anthony, who was crossing the

It was a fine July morning, and the famous square was full of sunlight
and clear-cut shadows and the soft swish of leaves.  All this could be
marked from the hall, for the front door stood wide open, and a fresh
cool breeze came floating into the mansion, to flirt with the high and
mighty curtains upon the landing, jostle the stately palms, and ruffle
up the pompous atmosphere with gay irreverence.  The air itself would
have told you the hour.  The intermittent knocks of a retreating
postman declared the time even more accurately.

"'Ere's a letter fer you, mate," said the second footman.  "'A.
Lyveden, Esquire,' it says, all bald-like.  No C.M.G., no B.F., no
nothin'.  I should 'ave a raow abaout this."

Anthony came grinning.

"P'r'aps their _Who's Who's_ out of date," he said.

The other shook his head.

"It's the deecay of menners, mate," he said sorrowfully, turning to
resume the sorting operation upon which he was engaged.

The letter bore the postmark of a village in Hertfordshire, and proved
to be a communication from the Dogs' Home at which Patch was lodged.


_I am sorry to inform you that your Sealyham has contracted distemper.
There is at present no reason to think that he will be seriously ill,
and, the veterinary surgeon is quite satisfied with his condition._

  _Yours faithfully,_
    _N. DAWES,_

Anthony stared at the sheet as it had been a death-warrant.  It must be
remembered that Patch was all that he had in the world.

The second footman, who had been perusing a postcard addressed to the
Marchioness, placed the missive upon the top of his mistress's letters
and fell to whistling softly between his teeth.  When he glanced round
to see Anthony so still, he stopped his fluting in the midst of a bar.

"Wot's up, mate?" he said eagerly.  "'Ad some bad noos?"

Anthony folded the sheet and put a hand to his head.

"My little dog's ill," he said.  "He's down in the country, and--it's
rather worrying."

The other looked at him curiously.  Then--

"That's the worst o' dawgs," he said sagely.  "Yer goes an' gets fon'
of 'em, an' then they gets run over, or dies, or somethin'.  Cats is
the same.  My sister's little gurl 'ad a kitten with one eye.  Thort
the world o' that cat, she did.  'Adn't got no use fer dolls nor
nothin'.  'Moses,' she called it.  One day a bull-terrier does it in."
He paused dramatically, raising his eyes to heaven with an air of
reminiscent resignation which spoke volumes.  "Me sister thort the
kid'd go aout of 'er mine.  In the en' they 'ad to send 'er away."

Anthony listened to the anecdote with what politeness he could, hoping
desperately that time would prove its irrelevance.

"Poor little girl," he said quietly.

"But she got over it orright, mate.  Same as wot you will.  You see.
'Sides," he added, with the gesture of one who adduces a still stronger
argument, "'e ain't dead yet.  Don't you meet trouble 'alf-way, mate.
It ain't good enough."

For this philosophy there was much to be said, and Anthony did his best
to practise it.  When he had sent a telegram, asking to be informed
daily of his dog's progress, and advised by wire or telephone if there
was any danger, he felt more comfortable.  The day, however, dragged

Happily Lord Pomfret made few demands upon his patience.  For all that,
his lordship had formed a new habit, which Anthony--partly because he
was preoccupied, partly because he had but two eyes--failed to observe.
This was a pity, for while it was not a pretty habit, it happened to
concern Anthony pretty closely.  The trick was this.  So often as he
and Lyveden were in the same room, his lordship's watery eyes would
follow the footman wheresoever he moved.

It may be urged that a cat may look at a king.  True.

But if a cat were detected in the act of looking at a king as Lord
Pomfret Fresne had come to look at Anthony Lyveden, it is safe to
predict not only that the animal would be afforded no further
opportunity of inspecting his majesty, but that in about two minutes he
would, like poor Moses, be put to sleep with his fathers.

      *      *      *      *      *

By the same post which so discomfited Anthony, came to Miss Valerie
French two letters, one at least of which must be set out.

_c/o Joseph Bumble, Esq.,
  The Shrubbery,


_Send your pal along.  The Bumbles will jump at him.  As for us, if our
present colleague wasn't under notice to leave, we should be.  Of
course he can have his dog here.  Haven't I got José?  And if a
parlour-maid can keep one, d'autant plus a footman.  Pending the
dismissal of the colleague referred to, Anne and I have to do more than
we should, and are a little bored with Life.  George has the best time
with the car, but we make him help in the house.  When are you coming
to Bell Hammer?  George and I were there on Sunday, and it looks

  _Love from us all,

The other dispatch was from Printing House Square.  Its envelope, being
opened, was found to contain three other envelopes, each bearing the
same superscription, viz., "Box Y779, c/o _The Times_."

Valerie opened them eagerly.

They were, all three, applications for the post of a gentleman-footman.

After satisfying herself that no one of these was signed by Lyveden,
Valerie tossed them aside unread.  Then she propped herself on her
elbow and poured out a cup of tea.

That Fate buffets her favourites is sometimes true.  Here we catch the
baggage red-handed.  With one cold relentless palm she threatens to
take from Anthony, who hath not, even that which he hath: with the
other she is strewing blossoms upon what is to be his path.  With her
right hand she robs the beggar, with the left she prepares for him a
bed of roses.

The lady of Anthony's heart loved him.  It is no good beating about the
bush.  Pity may be akin to Love, but Interest is the boy's first
cousin.  Whether her heart had leaped, when she saw him, is not for me
to say.  She looked upon him, saw that he was good, made up her
mind--and that was settled.  The fact that she immediately turned her
back upon him has nothing to do with the question, but may, if you
please, be construed as confirming her plight.

Had the round world been ten thousand years younger, when she and
Anthony looked the one upon the other in the garden of _The Leather
Bottel_, he would have put his arms about her, and she would have
suffered him, and there in the shadow of the little inn this tale would
have come to an end.  That it did not so end then and there is the
fault partly of a crop of conventions, which have in so many years
increased out of all belief and now stand bristling between Impulse and
Action, and partly of the contrariness of women, which is, we know,
very ancient, but not so old as all that.  It is these two marplots,
which you must bless or curse, gentlemen, as the fancy takes you.

Valerie French, then, was trying to bring Lyveden into smooth water.
She had already earmarked a congenial billet at The Shrubbery,
Hawthorne.  The difficulty was to make Anthony apply for the post.
Since Mrs. Bumble could hardly be advised to ask a footman to quit the
service of the Marquess of Banff, Valerie, who was determined to remain
incognito, had recourse to the Press.  Her advertisement for a
gentleman-footman appeared daily.

When my lady had drunk her tea, she turned to the telephone.  After a
little delay, she was connected to the Dogs' Home in Hertfordshire.
Presently the superintendent spoke....

'Miss French's Irish terrier was not too grand.  He was coughing a
little.  There was no real cause for anxiety, but he was not out of the

"I'll be down this afternoon," said Valerie.

She was as good as her word.

And since, to her grief, the little brown dog was nothing bettered, but
rather grew worse, she visited him the next day also and the day after

And so it happened that she was at the Home on Friday, when Patch's
condition gave rise to such uneasiness as presently decided the
superintendent to telephone to his master.  Indeed, the fair-haired
girl had discussed with Valerie the advisability of so doing.

"Mr. Lyveden's a busy man, I fancy, and we hate worrying people.  But
he's simply devoted to the dog, and he's pretty bad."

"I think," said Valerie slowly, "I think he ought to be told."

"Perhaps you're right, Miss French," said the girl.  "I'll go and ring

She slipped out of the hospital, through the garden, and presently into
her office.

It was perhaps ten minutes before she could speak with London.  Then--

"Is that Lord Banff's house?" she inquired.

"Yes.  Who are you?" said an unpleasant voice.

"Oh, can I speak to Mr. Lyveden?"


"Mr. Lyveden."

An exclamation of surprise came to her ears....  Then an oath....  Then
a smothered laugh....

The girl frowned with impatience.  At length--

"Hullo," said the voice.

"Can I speak to Mr. Lyveden?" she repeated.

"No, you can't.  He's--he's out."

"Oh!  Well, it's rather important.  Could you give him a message?"

"Try me," said the voice.

"Will you tell him that his dog is not so well?"

"What dog?"

"_His_ dog.  His Sealyham.  Mr. Lyveden will understand."

"Oh, will he?" said the voice.  "And where do I come in, Mabel?"

For a moment the fair-haired girl stared at the instrument.  Then she
flushed angrily and rang off....

At the other end of the line Lord Pomfret replaced his receiver with a
hideous leer.

The superintendent returned to the hospital.

"Did you speak to him?" said Valerie.

"No, Miss French.  He was out.  I had to leave a message."

Valerie rose to her feet.

Observing her movement, the Irish terrier rose also and got shakily
upon his legs.  The effort set him coughing again, poor fellow, and he
had to submit to the paroxysm before he could wag his tail.  How
stiffly this moved, his mistress, whose eyes were full of tears, did
not remark.  Nor did she notice the suggestion of impotence about his
hindquarters.  With her practised eye, the fair-haired girl noticed
both symptoms and bit her lip.

Valerie caressed her favourite and turned to a grey-headed kennel-man
who had just entered the room.

"Are you going to wash his face?"

"Yes, ma'am."

The Irish terrier was plainly pleased to see his old nurse.

"How is the little Sealyham?"

"'Tis a sick dog, ma'am."

Valerie turned away.

The superintendent escorted her back to the house.

"I'll be down to-morrow morning," she said.

"Very well, Miss French."

As she walked down the drive, Valerie wondered miserably whether she
was treading it for almost the last time.

      *      *      *      *      *

When upon Saturday morning Anthony received no bulletin from
Hertfordshire, he did not know what to think.  In the ordinary way he
would have telegraphed, but telegrams cost money, which he really could
not afford, and he was, in any event, to visit the Dogs' Home that
afternoon....  He decided to do nothing.  All the same, he was far from
easy, for Friday morning's report had said that his terrier was not so

He went about his work abstractedly, glancing at the faces of the
clocks times without number.

At five-and-twenty minutes past two, just as he was going to change,
Lord Pomfret sent for him.  Anthony ground his teeth.  The man was his
evil genius.

Mercifully the interview was a short one.

His lordship produced two pounds and curtly instructed the footman to
expend the money upon the purchase of roses.

"They've got to be good ones, and you ought to be able to get stacks
for two quid.  I shan't want them till to-morrow morning, so they've
got to be fresh.  You'd better get them as late as you can, and put
them in water directly you get in.  That's all."

"Very good, my lord."

Lord Pomfret returned to the perusal of _La Vie_, and Anthony stepped
to the door.  As he was passing out--

"Lyveden," said his lordship sharply.

"Yes, my lord."

"I shall want to see the bill."

Anthony hesitated, inwardly raging.  Then--

"Very good, my lord," he said huskily.

Ten minutes later he was out of the house.

Along the road of Life goes bowling the coach of Destiny, and we poor
passengers inside know neither whither we are being borne nor how long
shall be our journey.  Now and again the horses are pulled up, the door
is opened, that grim guard Fate calls out a name, and one of us climbs
pitifully forth, to pass with faltering steps into a sable hostelry.
We that are left behind peer after him curiously....  Then the door is
slammed, with a lurch the coach is off again on its eternal wayfaring,
and we poor passengers inside sit betwixt hope and fear, wondering
vainly what the next mile of road will bring to each of us.

Climb up upon the box-seat, gentlemen, if you will see what is to
become of Anthony: so I am with you, you will not be sent packing.

Look how he is being borne unwitting over the Bridge of Care, into the
Valley of Love, by Thicket Perilous, clean through the Waters of Anger
to where the white road curls over that grey upland, and we can see it
no more.  As well for Anthony that he has not our knowledge.  The next
league or so will play the deuce with his emotions....

One last look, gentlemen.  Can you see that cypress there, tall by the
wayside, down in the Valley of Love?  We will descend there, by your
leave, for the driver will pull up his horses and the coach will stop.
A dog has to be set down--a little dog, gentlemen, with rough hair and
as soft brown eyes as ever you saw....

Anthony covered the distance between the station and the Dogs' Home at
a good round pace.  In fact, he was somewhat out of breath when a maid
admitted him to the house and, leaving him in the hall, went in search
of the superintendent.

As the fair-haired girl made her appearance, his heart began to beat

"How's my little dog?" he said jerkily.

The girl looked grave.

"I'm afraid he's pretty bad, Mr. Lyveden.  He's naturally very strong,
and we hope that'll pull him through.  We ought to know one way or the
other within twelve hours."

"I see," said Anthony dully.  "When I didn't hear, I hoped----"

"Didn't you get my telephone message?"

Anthony shook his head.

"When did you ring up?"

"Yesterday.  I spoke to somebody--a man, and asked him to tell you.  I
don't know who it was."

Anthony went very white.

"I fancy I do," he said grimly, and drew in a quick breath.  "And now
may I see my dog?"

The fair-haired girl led the way to the hospital.

The building, which stood by itself, was as fresh and cool as a dairy,
and a faint clean smell of sanitary fluid rose from its tiled floor.
In the hall were a table and a watchman's chair.  Half a dozen rooms
led out of the hall.  The girl went straight to the door of one of
these, turned the handle gently, and the next moment they were in the
little chamber.  This was full of light and air, for the French
windows, which gave on to a broad veranda, were wide open.  Upon the
garden beyond the sun was shining gloriously.

By the side of the great square basket set in a corner Anthony fell on
his knees.

"Why, Patch ..."

The little scrap tried gamely to leap for his master, but his strength
failed him, and he fell sideways on to the pine shavings.  Lyveden
gathered him gently into his arms and let him lick his face.

"Did you think I was never coming, Patch?  Did you think I'd forgotten
my little dog?  My poor little fellow ... my little boy...."

The laboured breathing slipped into a cough, and Lyveden laid the
terrier back on the shavings.  There he got to his feet and coughed
desperately.  The exertion seemed to exhaust him, for, when the fit was
over, he lay down where he stood, keeping his eyes upon Anthony and now
and again moving his little tail.

The fair-haired girl, who had gone, reappeared, followed by the
grey-headed kennel-man bearing a deck-chair.

"I expect you'll like to stay with him for a bit," she said pleasantly.

Anthony thanked her, and she left him alone.

For Patch's sake, Anthony sat very still.

Considering that he had been afoot since half-past five, it is not
surprising that after a little space he fell asleep.

Queer idiotic fancies bestrode his dreams: what was impossible came
naturally to pass: earth became wonderland, and no one wondered.  Patch
and Miss French lay in sick beds upon respective mantelpieces: Lord
Pomfret had come to mend the telephone, and his tool-bag was full of
roses--the scent of them filled the room.  Anthony himself was forging
a two-pound note upon a page of Bradshaw, and was terribly afraid that
it would not pass muster: something weighty depended on this, and all
the time the scent of the roses was hindering his efforts: it came
between him and the paper, so that he could not see: he brushed it away
angrily, but it came back....

He awoke suddenly, for no reason.

Patch was lying very still, breathing more easily.  His eye met
Anthony's, and the tip of a red tongue came into view.

The faintest suggestion of perfume was in the air.  This was so slight
and fleeting that Anthony, after a little, charged it to his
imagination and thought no more of it.

Presently he rose and, setting his hat on the chair, where Patch could
see it and so expect his return, strolled out on to the veranda.

From the depths of an easy-chair Valerie French lifted her eyes from
_The Times_ and smiled very charmingly.

"I'm glad you've come out," she said.  "I think it's a mistake to sit
there too long at a time."

That Lyveden felt perfectly at ease with her, and neither started nor
spoke constrainedly, is worthy of note.  It is, in fact, the best
possible evidence that his belief in their affinity was well founded.

"You're quite right," he said.  "After all, the great thing is to be on
the spot.  I'm afraid this means that your dog is ill."

Valerie looked away.

"He's worse than Patch," she said slowly.

"I'm awfully sorry."

As he spoke, Anthony remembered how the dogs had met in the drive a
week ago.  That, then, was how Patch had come by the sickness.  Her dog
had infected him.

Valerie looked up suddenly.

"I'm afraid I was awfully rude at the inn that day," she said quietly.
"It was rotten of me."

"No, it wasn't," said Lyveden quickly.  "You were startled and upset

"I've said all that to myself--several times.  But it won't wash.  It
was just rotten, and I'm very sorry."

Had she been other than my lady, Anthony would have felt like a beggar
whose feet a queen was washing.  As it was, he felt like a king.

"I knew you never meant it," he said.


"Because it wasn't like you."

"How could you know that?" said Valerie.

"I don't know.  I suppose I guessed.  I suppose..."  Anthony hesitated,
and the colour came into his cheeks.  "I think I know you too well."

Valerie French nodded, as if she had received a reply which she knew to
be correct.

"You're very fond of your dog," she said.

"He's all I've got."

"All?  Haven't you a single friend?"

"Not one," said Anthony.

A little cough came to her vigilant ears, and Valerie rose to her feet.
As she came to the window, she stopped and looked at Anthony with a
quiet smile.

"I don't think you ought to say that," she said gently.  "Not since you
know me so well."

Long after she had passed in, Lyveden stood gazing at the threshold
from which she had spoken....

The veterinary surgeon was with Patch.

After a tender examination, he rose to his feet, and Anthony introduced

"He's a fine little dog," said the other.  "And he makes a good
patient, but I'm afraid he's in for a bad time."  He turned to the
kennel-man.  "Have you warned Williams and Minter?"

"I have, sir."

"That's right.  From now on, he mustn't be left."

"Will he have some brandy, sir?"

"Not yet."

In answer to Anthony's questions, the surgeon spoke plainly.

"He's getting steadily worse.  That will go on for anything from six to
twelve hours.  Then one of two things will become apparent--either that
he will recover, or that he can't."

"What about my being with him?"

"If you like to be near, sir, yes.  As to being in the room--he's a
highly-strung little fellow, and in the circumstances I don't advise
it.  Of course, if there was any sudden change ..."

"I'm in your hands," said Anthony.  "I'll leave my hat here.  Then
he'll know that I'm at hand."

"You couldn't do better, sir."

The surgeon was patently glad of an owner who would do as he said.

Anthony stooped to touch the damp muzzle....

Then he stole gently away.

Out on the verandah he made his plans.  Not for fifty Marquesses would
he leave ere the change had come.  He decided to telegraph to the
butler.  Perhaps they would understand.  Any way, it could not be
helped.  If he were to be dismissed, he would try again.  Only the fear
of unemployment had kept him in Eaton Square.  The very thought of Lord
Pomfret made his blood boil.  Perhaps, even if they said nothing, it
would be better to leave.

He picked up my lady's _Times_....

The trouble was that the demand for men-servants seemed rather small.
Married couples, apparently, were all the rage.  Of course he was
getting good wages.  The substance might not be toothsome, but it was
better than shadow.  At least, you could get your teeth into it.

_WANTED.--A gentleman-footman: country: good wages: would be allowed to
keep dog.  BOX Y779, c/o The Times, E.C.4._

Anthony stared at the lines as if they were unreal....

Then came the flutter of a frock and herself stepped on to the veranda.
Mechanically Anthony set down the paper as if it had been contagious.

Valerie did not speak of her terrier, nor did she ask after Patch.

"If we went up to the house," she said gravely, "I think they would
give us some tea."  Together they left the veranda and passed through
the pleasant grounds.  "I've got a room in the village," she added,
"and I've sent for some things for the night.  Will--will you have to

"No.  I shall stay.  I can make shift."  He smiled.  "The Army's a good

"Do you wish you were back?" said Valerie.

"I don't think so.  A school has its drawbacks.  If I were back in the
Army, I couldn't be staying tonight."

Without thinking--

"You like to be your own master?" said the girl, and could have bitten
her tongue in sunder.

Anthony winced.  Then--

"Yes," he said slowly, "I do."

Valerie thought frantically.  Then--

"That's the best of being a man," she said.  "Take our two cases.  You
have your own establishment--at least, I suppose you have---your own
chambers, your own servant.  I live with an aunt.  If I broke away and
set up a separate menage, I should be talked about.  To be her own
mistress and excite no remark, a girl must be in penury."

Anthony's heart seemed to have stopped beating.  The murder was out.
From my lady's words it was plain that she did not know his calling.
She had not recognized him, then, that night with his livery on.  Fool!
He might have known that she would not--could not hobnob with a lackey.

Instead of combating her statement, he made some knock-kneed reply....

For setting wheels within wheels, you cannot match Fortune.  After all,
she has made trochilics her hobby through all the ages.  Look at her
handiwork here.  Jill knows Jack for a flunkey and seeks to dissemble
her knowledge, for fear of bruising his heart.  As for Jack, when Jill
stumbles upon his secret, he curses his luck: now that he believes it
inviolate, he is in despair.

Tea was served to them in a quiet parlour.  It being their first meal
together, their friendship should have grown fat.  Instead, it lost
weight steadily.  They were ill at ease--both of them.  To make things
worse, Anthony began to feel that he was an impostor.

He walked with her to the village and sent his telegram.  Later they
dined together.  They dared not go far away, and the landlord of a
neighbouring inn was persuaded to serve eggs and bacon.  This he did
with an ill grace, and, that there might be no mistake about his
annoyance, charged for it in the bill.  Anthony paid the amount as if
it were nothing, and Valerie French writhed....

Afterwards they strolled in the garden and sat upon the veranda.  The
hours which should have been so wonderful went by lack-lustre.  Between
the two a phantom barrier had been set up.

As ten o'clock was striking, Valerie was fetched.

When the summons came, they were in the garden, and she left Anthony
without a word.  Desperately sorry for her, miserably fearful for
himself, he followed as far as the steps of the veranda....

Twenty-five minutes passed, perhaps half an hour.  Then there was
movement in the chamber.  A door was opened.  The lights, which had
been low, were turned up.

A moment later Valerie appeared at the window, putting on her gloves.

As she came to the steps, Anthony rose out of the shadows.

"May I see you back to the village?" he said.

She just inclined her head.

They passed in silence out of the starlit garden on to a pale grey
road.  The hedgerows on either side loomed up out of the darkness,
blacker than night.  A lane led down to the village, leaving the road
on the left.  It was the shortest path.  As Lyveden started to turn,
Valerie laid a hand on his arm.

"Not that way," she said unsteadily.  "It was our last walk
together--Joe's and mine."

Then she burst into tears.

In a flash the barrier that had stood between them was done away.

Anthony put his arm about her instinctively.  She caught at his shabby
lapel and clung to it, sobbing piteously.  They must have stood so for
five minutes or more.

When she was better, they walked on slowly, Anthony talking as
naturally as if she had been his sister.  All his constraint was gone.

"Don't I know how you feel?  Oh, my dear, I'm so grieved for you.  I
know, I know....  Everything you do, every way you turn, calls up some
piteous memory.  But it'll pass, dear, very soon....  Time's very

They came to the sleeping village and the door of the house where she
was to pass the night.

"Sleep well," said Anthony, and put her hand to his lips.

Valerie dared not speak.  For a second she hesitated, inarticulate.
Then she leaned over and set her cheek against his.

The next instant she was gone.

      *      *      *      *      *

Patch turned the corner of danger just before cock crow.

With his heart singing, Lyveden went for a walk.  He chose the old
way--the way he had trod so often with Patch by his side and Valerie in
his heart.  My lady had filled his cup.  The knowledge that Patch would
live had set it brimming.  He saw the dawn up and felt jubilant.  He
found new beauties of Nature at every step.  His sympathy with my lady
was a thing detached.  It could not cloud his happiness.  Eaton Square
was forgotten.  There were only she and he and Patch in all the

He came to _The Leather Bottel_, borrowed a razor of an old groom, and
presently took a bath under a pump.  Later he sat long over a joyous

When he came back to the Home, there was Valerie.  She just ran to meet

"I'm so glad, I'm so glad," she said.  Then her lip quivered, and she
turned away.

Anthony's heart smote him for his late selfishness.  For as good cause
to congratulate her, he would have given anything.

They went up to Town together by the same train.

The feverish haste with which she climbed into "a third" was almost

Arrived at the terminus, Lyveden handed her out.  Since it was Sunday
morning, the station was quiet.  Indeed, except for a crowd of

Anthony remembered the roses which Lord Pomfret had told him to
purchase with an unpleasant shock.

As if a switch had been turned, all the uncertainty of his future rose
up in a cold black wave.  The hopelessness of their friendship stood
out brutally.  The thought that he was an impostor came pelting back,
to set his ears burning and--the barrier that had stood between them
crashed again into place.

Mechanically he saw her into a cab and told the driver to go to a house
in Mayfair.  Then he took off his hat.

"I hope," he said lamely, "I hope you'll get home all right."

Valerie looked at him curiously.  Then she put out her hand.

"I shall never forget your kindness," she said gently.

When Anthony, some fifty minutes later, opened the front door to admit
Lord Pomfret into his father's house, he saw that his hour was come.

For a moment the youth glared at him with the eyes of a snake.  Then--

"Oh, you're back, are you?" he snarled.

He entered the house, and Anthony closed the door.

"I'm very sorry, my lord, about the roses."  He held out the two pound
notes.  "I entirely forgot them."

Lord Pomfret snatched the notes out of his hand.

Anthony turned to go.

"Here!" Anthony stopped in his stride, hesitated, and then turned back.
"What d'you mean, 'you forgot'?  It's a lie.  This is the second time
you've let me down, you wash-out.  And if you think----"

"My lord, I tell you----"

"Don't dare to answer me," raved the other.  "I won't have it.  Listen
to me.  My mother doesn't approve of servants who stay out all
night--even if they are gentlemen.  I'll bet you're ready to pitch a
hell of a tale, but it's no good, Lyveden.  D'you hear?  It's no good.
You see, I answered the telephone on Friday, when your lady-friend rang
up about the dog....  I know that dog, Lyveden, I've had one myself.
And, what's more, I happened to be at Marylebone this morning....  Yes.
That was a bit of bad luck, wasn't it?  So next time you want a

Anthony hit him full on the mouth.

The other reeled backward, tripped over a rug, and fell heavily.  He
was up in an instant, and came at Anthony, bellowing like a madman.

Anthony, who was now quite cool, hit him between the eyes.

For the second time Lord Pomfret went down.

Again he got up, to hurl himself at his assailant, mouthing obscenity.

Anthony side-stepped and hit him under the jaw as hard as he could.

Lord Pomfret fell flat on his back and lay perfectly still....

The silence was broken by the sound of a dry laugh.

Anthony swung on his heel, to see the Marquess of Banff in the library

"He's got a lot to learn yet," observed that nobleman, glancing at his
recumbent offspring.  "A deuce of a lot."  He put up his eyeglasses and
stared at Anthony.  "If I'd known you could box, you should have given
him a hour a day.  Too late now.  You'll have to go, of course.  What
are your wages?"

"Six pounds a month, my lord," stammered Anthony.

The Marquess took out a note-case and extracted six notes.

"Does he owe you anything?" he said, peering.

"No, my lord."

In silence the money passed.

"Better get out at once," said the Marquess shortly.

"I'm--I'm very sorry, my lord, that this should have happened."

"Tck!  I heard what he said.  I don't blame you.  If you want a
reference, you can give my name.  That'll do."

Anthony bowed and left him.  The sprawling figure was showing signs of
life.  He passed through the hall quickly.

Half an hour later, his baggage in hand, he descended the kitchen

At the foot of these he encountered the second footman.

"'Elp!" said the latter.  "Don' say you've got the bird, mate?"

"Got it in one," said Anthony.

"But 'oo----"

"The Marquess."

The fellow exploded.

"It's a perishin' shame!" he cried.  "It's a----"

Anthony stopped him.

"No.  He treated me handsomely.  I--I bought it."

"You didn't never sauce 'im, mate?"--incredulously.

"Not exactly.  You'll see."  He put out his hand.  "So long."

The other stared at the fingers before accepting them.  Then--

"So long, mate," he said dazedly.

Anthony let himself out.

The second footman's inability to comprehend the matter continued until
a quarter-past one.  It was at that hour that he did as he had been
told, and carried Lord Pomfret's luncheon up to his room....

The condition of his lordship's countenance was most illuminating.



Sitting in the garden of the little Hertfordshire inn, Anthony drafted
his application with the utmost care.  All the time he tried to keep a
tight hand upon his hopes--unruly and mettlesome fellows, which more
than once had carried him into the meadow of Expectation before he knew
where he was.  There the going was splendid--till you came to the sunk

His letter, when finally settled, was comprehensive enough.

  _c/o "The Leather Bottel."
    Nr. Malory,


_I beg to offer myself for the situation advertised in yesterday's
issue of "The Times."_

_I am twenty-nine, unmarried, a little over six feet in height, healthy
and very strong.  I have no physical defects._

_I have just quitted the service of the Marquess of Banff.  My
departure was directly due to my inability to give such satisfaction as
one member of his lordship's household required of me, but the
Marquess, who is familiar with the facts, was so good as to say that,
if and when I needed a "character," he would himself speak for me._

_I left the service of my previous employer because that gentleman was
going abroad, and so had no further need of a footman.  That was my
first situation._

_I am accustomed to wait at table, answer the door, go out with the
car, take care of silver, clean boots and knives, and carry coals: and
I am ready to do anything that may be required of a man-servant.  I
have no objection to wearing powder._

_I have been receiving seventy-two pounds per annum, but since, if I
come to you, I may bring my dog with me, I shall be content with a much
lower wage._

_The dog in question--a Sealyham--is now recovering from distemper, and
will not be fit to travel for another week, by which time I shall be
ready to enter your service._

_Should you desire to see me, I will come for an interview at your

_I enclose a stamped addressed envelope, and shall be very grateful if
you will inform me without delay if you are already suited._

  _I am, Sir (or Madam),
    Yours obediently,
      A. LYVEDEN._

  _Sunday, July 25th._

That he was an ex-officer, Lyveden deliberately omitted to mention;
that he was a gentleman, he trusted that his style and handwriting
would suggest.  Had it been possible, he would have applied in person,
not of self-confidence, but because he could have made plain one point,
at any rate, upon which in a letter he feared to insist.  This was that
to have his dog with him he was willing to do his work for a shilling a

It was not until after his tea that Anthony fair-copied his letter.
When it was signed and sealed, he slid it into a pocket and, telling
the mistress of the inn that he would like his supper at eight, took up
his hat from the settle and strolled out into the sweet-scented lanes.

Half a mile distant a pillar of lichened bricks stood by itself at a
corner where two ways met.  Here was enshrined a miniature once-red
door--a toy of a door, to gladden a child's heart and set his fancies
whirling, and be remembered, with another half-dozen of trifles, so
long as he lived.  A slot in the door received His Majesty's mails.
Anthony, who had used the box before, strolled leisurely in its
direction, and, as he went, contemplated, first, the sweetness of
emancipation, and, secondly, the drawbacks of having but four pounds
seven shillings and a penny between himself and thraldom.

A painstaking adder of figures, I have audited the gentleman's accounts
and found them correct to the farthing.  He must pay for his terrier's
sickness and have four guineas in hand against the dog's board and
lodging, in case, after all, he was to stay at the Dogs' Home.  For a
shilling he gave to a beggar, because he was poorer than himself, I can
find no receipt, but hope it is filed in heaven.  An eight-shilling
meal stands out, among eightpenny teas, as a rare extravagance....

Lyveden was about to commit his dispatch to the posting-box--in fact,
his hand was outstretched--when, to the amazement of a cock-robin who
frequented the pillar for company's sake, and had seen more letters
posted than there were feathers upon his back, he hesitated, exclaimed,
stared at the letter with knitted brow, and then thrust it back into
his pocket.

The truth was that Lyveden had thought of the lady.

He strolled no farther, but walked--and that furiously.  There were
times when he strode.  By the time he had covered eight miles and was
on his way back, he was tramping wearily.  He visited the Home and
learned that his dog was mending.  For fear of exciting the patient, he
would not go in, but promised to come the next day.  Then he passed on,
hardly noticing whither he went, but turning mechanically, when he had
covered five miles, wrestling with arguments, grappling with
circumstances, and finally setting himself by the ears for a lovesick
fool and a varlet in coat-armour.

Her dog, housed at the Dogs' Home, had brought her to Hertfordshire.
Now that the poor little fellow was dead, Anthony flattered himself
that he (Lyveden) might possibly bring her so far.  And if he were to
take this situation in the country--Heaven only knew where--she would
come to seek him in vain, and would go empty away.  That even if he
stayed and she found him, and came to care for him, she would
eventually go still more empty away, was a still uglier reflection....
Anthony was honourable, and there was the rub of rubs.  That the shoe
which Fate had tossed him was a misfit was nothing: that his sense of
honour was chafed was intolerable.

"Now, Naaman ... was a great man with his master and honourable ... but
he was a leper."

After some consideration, Anthony decided grudgingly that, on the
whole, leprosy was worse than footmanhood, though less degrading.
After further consideration, he decided that, until he could be rid of
his uncleanness, he was in honour bound to see my lady no more.

That it took him seven miles to work out this simple problem may seem
ridiculous.  Possibly it is.  In any case it is highly illuminating,
for it shows that the love which he bore Miss Valerie French was worth

When he posted his letter at a quarter to eight, the cock-robin, who
had been brooding over his late transilience, was greatly relieved.

      *      *      *      *      *

Upon the second day of August the one-fifteen from Waterloo, or what
was left of it, rumbled in the wake of three other coaches--country
cousins, these, that had never seen London--up the long blue-brown
valley at the end of which lay the station of Mockery Dale.  It was
tremendously hot, for the afternoon sun was raking the valley from stem
to stern, and since what little breeze there was blew from the
south-east, the fitful puffs passed over the dip in the moorland and
left it windless.  This suited the butterflies admirably.  Indeed, from
all the insects an unmistakable hum of approval of the atmosphere rose
steadily.  Anthony could not hear it, any more than he could hear the
lark which was singing merrily at a vast height above the shining
rails, for the rumble of the composite train, but he saw and marked the
sleepy smile of the valley, noted with satisfaction its comfortable air
of contentment to be no part or parcel of a frantic world, and held his
terrier Patch to the dusty window, that he might witness the antics of
a couple of forest ponies, which were galloping away from the train and
kicking up contemptuous heels at the interloper in an ecstasy of idle
menaces, clown-like in their absurdity.

Patch saw the impudent frolic and, panting with excitement, evinced an
immediate desire to leave the carriage and deal summarily with the
irreverence, but a second later the sudden demands of a French
bull-dog, sitting pert in a dog-cart which at a level-crossing was
awaiting the passage of the train, superseded the ponies' claim upon
his displeasure.  The alien was scolded explosively.

A moment later the train had pulled into the station, and Lyveden and
Patch got out.  They were, it appeared, the only passengers to descend.

The only vehicle outside the station was a Ford car, rather the worse
for wear.  Sitting as drowsily at the wheel as the exigencies of the
driver's seat would permit was a man of some thirty summers.  From his
appearance he might have been a member of the club to which, till
recently, Anthony had belonged.  His soft felt hat was cocked
extravagantly over one eye to keep the sun at bay, and his country suit
was, fortunately, of a cloth which age cannot wither nor custom stale,
but whose like has not been woven since the ill-favoured and
lean-fleshed kine came up out of the river of War.

As Lyveden appeared, carrying his luggage and preceded by Patch--

"No need to ask if you're for The Shrubbery," said the driver of the
Ford lazily.  "Shove your things in the back, will you?"

Anthony set down his suit-case and touched his hat.  "Very good, sir,"
he said.

"Here," came the airy reply, "you mustn't 'sir' me.  I'm the comic
chauffeur--your fellow-bondsman, to wit.  Name of Alison."  He extended
a firm brown hand.  "Not to put too fine a point upon it, I'm
overwhelmed to meet you.  With the slightest encouragement, I shall
fall upon your neck.  The last footman was poor company, and took two
baths in three months.  My wife didn't try to like him.  She's the

Anthony took the other's hand like a man in a dream.

"I can't believe it," he said simply.  "Is this a leg-pull?"

"No blinkin' fear," said Alison.  "We're all in the same boat.  What a
topping dog!"

Anthony felt inclined to fling his hat upon the ground and yell with
delight.  Instead, he thrust his baggage into the car and, stepping in
front of the bonnet, took hold of the starting-handle.

"Is it safe?" he said, straddling.  "Or will she go round with my hand?"

"Well, we do usually get some one to stand on the step," said Alison,
"but, if you like to risk it ..."

A moment later they were hurtling along a white-brown ribbon of road
that sloped sideways out of the valley and on to the top of the moor.

Alison chattered away light-heartedly.

"You see in me," he said, "the complete chauffeur.  With my livery on
and two thousand five hundred pounds' worth of Rolls-Royce all round
me, I'm simply it.  My only fear is that, when you turn out beside me,
the whole perishin' concern will be caught up to heaven.  However, I
really think you'll be happy."

"I believe you," said Lyveden.

"Of course, I don't do much indoors, but Betty says the housework's
nothing.  Anne agrees.  She combines the duties of housemaid and my
sister.  Oh, we're all in it, I warn you.  Of course, we do old Bumble
and Mrs. Bumble proud.  They deserve it.  They're very kindly and
easy-going, and we always try and give them just a shade more than they
have a right to expect.  He's a retired grocer and proud of it.  Plenty
of money, no children.  Very little entertaining.  We have more
visitors in the servants' hall than they do in the drawing-room...."

The lazy voice purled on contentedly till the car leapt into a village
gathered about the road.

"Hawthorne, I take it," said Lyveden.

"Brother," said Alison, "I will not deceive you.  This is indeed that
bourn from which no commercial traveller returns, for the most potent
reason that none ever comes here.  Thank Heaven, it's off their beat.
The Shrubbery's half a mile on."

Two minutes later they swept up a shady drive, past the creepered front
of a well-built house, and into a small courtyard.

As the emotions of the car subsided, a Cocker spaniel made her
appearance, squirming with affection and good-will, and offering up
short barks of thanksgiving by way of welcome.

"Hush, José, hush!" cried a pleasant voice, and the next moment Mrs.
Alison appeared in a doorway, wearing the traditional habiliments of a
smart maid-servant with a perfectly natural air.

When her sister-in-law, similarly attired, followed her into the yard,
Anthony felt as if he had been pushed on to a stage in the middle of a
musical comedy....

Not until his introduction was over, Mrs. Alison had shown him his
room--a simple sweet-smelling apartment, all pale green and white and
as fresh as a daisy--and they were all four seated in a cool parlour
about a hearty tea, did the feeling of unreality begin to wear off.

"There'll be just us four," said the housemaid.  "The cook's a
villager, and doesn't sleep in.  She and her daughter, the kitchenmaid,
feed together in the kitchen.  They're a very nice pair, and seem to
think more of us than they do of the Bumbles.  It's really as good as a
play.  We pay the girl a shilling a week on the top of her wages, and
for that she lays our table and serves our meals.  I expect George has
told you about the Bumbles.  They're really two of the best."

"By the way," said Anthony, "oughtn't I to be reporting for duty?"

"Plenty of time," said Mrs. Alison.  "I'll ask when I clear away tea.
They'll want to see you, just to say they hope you'll be happy more
than anything else.  And now do ask some questions.  I'm sure there
must be hundreds of things you're simply pining to know."

Anthony laughed.

"To be absolutely frank," he replied, "I'm still a little bit dizzy.
I've been on my beam ends so long that to suddenly fall on my feet,
like this, is disconcerting.  I've sort of lost my balance."

"Of course you have," said Alison, lighting a pipe.  "Bound to.  I feel
rather overwrought myself.  Let's go and cry in the garage."

"Don't take any notice of the fool," said his wife.  "By the way,
there's one thing I ought to tell you, and that is that Christian names
are the order of the day.  Off duty it's natural; on parade, since we
three glory in the same surname, it's unavoidable.  I'm known as Betty,
my sister-in-law's Anne, and that with the pipe is George."

"And I," said Lyveden, "am Anthony--at your service.  This with the
hungry look"--he picked up the Sealyham--"is Patch.  As the latter is
convalescent, all his days lately have been red-letter, and celebrated
by the addition to his rations of a small dish of tea.  Whether such a
scandalous practice is to be followed this afternoon must rest with his

"I think," said Betty, "as he's a _bonafide_ traveller..."

José, the soft-eyed spaniel, profited by the Sealyham's privilege.  It
was impossible that she should not receive equal consideration.

"You must forgive my staring," said George Alison, gazing upon Anthony,
"but you just fascinate me.  To think that you're not going to suck
wind when drinking, or clean your nails with a fork, is too wonderful.
Your predecessor's habits at table were purely Johnsonian."

Betty shuddered at the allusion.

"If he'd been decent," said Anne, "I could have borne it.  But he was
just odious.  The idea that we'd come down in the world fairly
intoxicated him."

"It's true," said George.  "And when Val wrote and----"

A vicious kick upon his ankle silenced him abruptly.

"I beg your pardon," said Anthony, who had been busy with Patch.

"I was saying that--er--if you value your dog, and he's only just over
distemper, I shouldn't let him run loose just yet.  José's a terrible
huntress, and she's sure to lead him astray.  Stays out all night

"Right oh!" said Anthony cheerfully.

It was manifest that Patch was going to have the time of his life.

When Betty returned from ushering their new footman into the presence
of Mr. and Mrs. Bumble, she reviled her husband as he deserved.

"I forgot," he pleaded.

"Forgot!"--indignantly.  "Well, if you forget and mention her name
again, I'll--I'll prick your tires."

"Any way," said George, "my withdrawal was little short of brilliant.
You'll admit that?  Incidentally, her _protégé's_ an improvement on
little Halbert, isn't he?  I think we ought to have an appropriate
supper to-night in his honour.  What about killing the padded calf?"

Betty kissed him behind the left ear.

      *      *      *      *      *

Long before Anthony had received his livery from the tailor at Brooch,
he had settled down to his nice new life with heartfelt gratitude.  The
old zest of living had returned to him to stay.  It was no longer
necessary to make the best of things.  From labouring in the trough of
oppression he had been swept into waters more smooth than any he had
dreamed of riding--a veritable lagoon of security and content.

At first, so long had he been mishandled by Fortune, that, like a cur
that has been accustomed to ill-treatment, he viewed her present bounty
with suspicion.  Had she poured for him the wine of comfort to dash the
cup from his lips ere it was empty?  That would be just like the jade.
He scanned the sky anxiously for a sign of the coming storm, and,
finding it cloudless, saw in this calm some new miracle of treachery,
and feared the worst.  He was afraid, selfishly, for Mr. Bumble's
health.  The man was pink and well nourished.  Anthony thought of
apoplexy, and, had a medical book been available, would have sought a
description of that malady's favourite prey.  Mrs. Bumble was also well
covered.  Anthony hoped that her heart was sound.  On these two lives
hung all his happiness.  He reflected that motoring was not unattended
by peril, and the idea stayed with him for half a day.  Had he not been
ashamed, he would have laid the facts before George and besought him to
drive carefully....

As the days, however, went placidly by and brought no evil, the smoking
flax of his faith began to kindle, and his suspicions to wilt.  His
mind shook off its sickness and began to mend rapidly.  Very soon it
was as sound as a bell.

His temporary lapse from grace, above related, was so innocuous that it
need not be counted to his discredit.  His was the case of the pugilist
who slipped on a piece of peel and felt unable to rise: had the place
been a ring, instead of a pavement, he would have been up and dancing
within ten seconds.  So with Anthony--had Fortune frowned, he would
have laughed in her face.  It was her smile that made him cower.  And,
so long as she smiled, what mattered it if he cowered?  Had Homer never
nodded, gentlemen, till it was past his bed-time, neither you nor I
would ever have heard of it.

If Betty had indeed affirmed that the housework to be done at The
Shrubbery was nothing, she was guilty of hyperbole.  All the same, the
house was an easy one, and such labour as its upkeep entailed melted,
beneath the perfectly organized attention of herself, Anne, and
Lyveden, as snow beneath the midday sun.  The three had more legitimate
leisure than any three servants in England, and no residence in Europe
was better kept.  Mr. and Mrs. Bumble, of course, were in clover.  It
followed that Anthony Lyveden had much time to himself.  Naturally
companionable, he spent most of this with his colleagues; nevertheless,
there were days when he liked to change his clothes, call Patch, and
walk off into the forest with only the little dog for company.  It was
then that he could think of my lady....

He always associated her with the open air.  Never once did he picture
her cribbed in a room.  For him she was a creature of the country-side,
sun-kissed, folded in the arms of the wind, with the pure red wine of
Nature singing through her delicate veins....  Thinking of veins, he
recalled the faint exquisite blue of those which lay pencilled upon the
back of her cold little hand.  He remembered the line of them perfectly.

The vein, then, gave him the hand; the hand, the arm; the arm, the
shoulder.  He reconstructed her piecemeal with a rare faithfulness,
till by the time he was on the moorland overlooking the smiling valley,
where the railroad went shining away into the old world, there stood
his lady beside him, complete, glorious, the freshening breeze behind
her moulding her soft raiment to the shape of her beautiful limbs, her
eyes shining, her lips parted, one little hand touching her dark
hair--just Valerie.

So for a brief second she stood by his side.  Once she swayed towards
him before the mirror of Imagination shivered, but only once.  Mostly
it flew to flinders almost before she was come.

Anthony hungered for a sight of the girl desperately.  Had this been
offered him upon the understanding that he appeared to her in livery,
he would still have jumped at the chance.  From this may be gauged the
degree of his hunger.  He was, in fact, starving.

Consequently, when one ripe September morning--all dew and mellow
sunshine and the lowing of cows--Betty tapped a letter with a
significant forefinger and announced that it contained an invitation to
a quiet little dance, Anthony, amid the general enthusiasm, displayed
no more interest than politeness demanded and no curiosity at all.

Betty addressed herself to him.

"It's from Lady Touchstone.  I was at school with her niece.  They live
at Bell Hammer, a beautiful place about five miles from here.  You're
included, of course.  I saw her last week, so she knows all about you.
It's because of her niece's birthday.  Only about eight couples, she
says, and no strangers."

"Except me," said Anthony.

"You won't feel strange long," said George.  "Berry and Co. are sure to
be there, for one thing, and they'll wrap their arms about you in about
two minutes.  They live at White Ladies.  Some of them came to tea here
the day you went over to Brooch."

"I don't think I'd better go," said Anthony.  "It's very kind of Lady
Touchstone, but I'm not much of a dancer, and----"

His protest was overruled uproariously.

"And he can't say he hasn't any clothes," said George, "because I've
seen them."

This was true.  Out of the spoliation of his wardrobe Lyveden had clung
to a dress-suit, much as the orphan who lugs her carpet to the pawnshop
clings pitifully to an old miniature, remembering happier days.

Anthony coloured at the allusion, and Betty came flying to his

"What a shame!" she cried.  "Why should he go if he doesn't want to?
And, for all we know, none of us may be able to accept.  We've got to
get leave first, and then we've got to ask if we can have the Ford."
She paused to glance at the time.  "Ten to eight, and you haven't
washed the yard yet.  Don't sit there, George.  Get a move on.  You
chauffeurs!"  She fairly drove him about his business.

All the same, before the day was over she had wheedled a promise from
Anthony that, master and mistress permitting, he would go to the dance.

The Bumbles were duly approached, and consented readily to the
projected exodus, asking solicitously if a quarter to ten would be
early enough for the four to leave The Shrubbery, and offering the use
of the Ford before this was sought.  Considering that they were not
upon the visiting list of Lady Touchstone, or, for that matter, upon
that of any other of their domestics' friends, their readiness to
facilitate the excursion must be accounted to them for righteousness of
a calibre rare indeed.

The night of the dance came, and the stars with it.  All the company of
heaven twinkled and flashed out of a windless sky.  No solitary breath
of air rustled the silence of the woods.  Summer was dying hard.  Yet
in the bottoms there lay--sure sign of Autumn--little hoary pools of
mist, just deep enough to swathe the Ford and its complement of
would-be revellers in a wet rush of frozen smoke, and make the girls
thrust their pink fingers beneath the rug, and Anthony his hands into
his coat-pockets.

For all that, for Lyveden the five miles to Bell Hammer were covered
too soon.  He liked to feel the rush of the wings of Night upon his
temples, to mark the untroubled slumber of the country-side, gaze at
the velvet dome fretted with silver.  Moreover, he was almost dreading
the dance.  Had he not given his word a week ago, he would--speaking
vulgarly--have stuck his toes in and seen his companions to the edge of
the pit before he followed them into the mansion.

For a mansion it was.

Though the night was moonless, Anthony could see that.  That it was a
beautiful specimen of a "Queen Anne" residence he could not perceive.
Indeed, almost before the car had been berthed close to the shadowy
elegance of a tremendous cedar, the front door was opened, and a great
shaft of light streamed out into the darkness.

The guests passed in.

The monstrous deference of the footman who received Anthony's coat and
hat gave a disconcerting fillip to the latter's uneasiness.  As a
respectful butler preceded the party upstairs, he felt as if he were
being conducted to a scaffold.

"Captain and Mrs. Alison, Miss Alison, Major Lyveden."

Anthony braced himself.

The next moment--

"How d'ye do?" said Valerie, with a quiet smile.  "I'm so glad you
could come.  How's Patch?"

With a whirling brain, Anthony tried to say that Patch was very well.

"Let me introduce you to my aunt," said Valerie, turning to a lady whom
Anthony seemed to have seen before.  "Aunt Harriet, this is Major
Lyveden--Lady Touchstone."

Anthony bowed dazedly.

"You were very good to Valerie," said the lady, "a little while ago.
I've heard about it.  And how do you like service?  I always said that,
if my father had put his money into railways instead of ships, I should
have become a cook-housekeeper."

"It all depends," said Anthony, "on whose service you're in.  I like
yours very much."

Lady Touchstone laughed.

"You'd make a good equerry," she said.  Then she turned to glance down
the gallery.  "You must meet Mrs. Pleydell," she added.  "Ah, there she
is.  Come."  They stepped to the side of a tall dark girl with a most
attractive smile.  "Daphne, my dear, this is Major Lyveden--from The
Shrubbery.  Amuse him, and he'll flatter you.  You see."  The tall fair
man who had been sitting with Mrs. Pleydell offered Lady Touchstone his
arm.  She put it aside with a frown.  "I'm not so old as all that,
Jonah," she said.  "You may take me to the hearth, if you please, but
not like a grandmother."

With a crash an alcove belched music, and in a moment all the winking
length of the gallery was throbbing with ragtime.

Mrs. Pleydell and Anthony trod the measure with a will.

When it was over, she led him to a tall window with a deep-cushioned

"You were out," she said, "when I came the other day.  To make up for
it, you must come to White Ladies.  It's a pretty walk, and we'll take
you back in the car."

"You're very kind," said Anthony.

"If you talk like that," said Daphne, "I shall invite you for the
week-end.  And now would you like to talk shop, or shall I tell you
about my new dress?"

Anthony hesitated, and the girl laughed merrily.

"I'm a past-mistress of blackmail," she said.  "My husband taught me."

Anthony joined in her merriment before clearing his throat.

"My first place," he said, "was in Lancaster Gate."

"I know," said Daphne eagerly.  "North of the Park.  Go on."

Before they parted, they had danced two more dances together.

Then he spent a quarter of an hour with Betty and another like period
with Anne.  After that, before he could get to Valerie, he was handed
to a little fair damsel, all big grey eyes and masses of golden hair.

"Major Lyveden--Miss Mansel."

"Isn't Daphne nice?" said that lady.  "I saw you dancing with her.
She's my cousin."

"I envy you both," said Anthony.

Jill Mansel stared at him gravely.

"That's very nice of you.  Yes, I'd love to dance this.  Look.  There's
Adele.  Isn't she lovely?  I think she's like a flower.  She's going to
marry my cousin.  She's an American without an accent.  You are tall,
aren't you?  You're all tall here to-night, except me.  It makes me
feel a dwarf."

"And us, ogres," said Anthony.

Jill laughed delightedly.

"You are nice," she said.  "Valerie said you were.  Look at Berry
dancing with Daphne, and pretending he's bored stiff.  When are you
coming to White Ladies?"

She prattled on contentedly, asking questions innumerable, but
requiring no answers.

Lyveden enjoyed himself.

After they had sat out a little, Valerie came towards them with the man
called Jonah.

"Since you won't ask me," she said to Anthony, "I must throw myself at
your head."  She turned, smiling, to Jill.  "Jonah is bored with me,
dear, so I'm going to heap coals of fire on his head and restore him to
his little sister."  She returned to Anthony.  "Now, then."  Thus
addressed, he offered her his arm soberly enough.  "There's some
supper, I know, downstairs, because I ordered it myself."

They made for the great doors, Anthony tongue-tied, and she hailing
others to follow them.

As they passed down the broad staircase, he remembered the reason of
the party, and begged to congratulate her.  My lady thanked him with a
quiet smile.

"We've got a lot to talk about," she said.  "You and I.  And there'll
be too much noise at supper, so it must wait.  Afterwards I'll send for
a coat, and we'll walk in the garden.  That's the best of a birthday.
I can do as I please."

Her promise of his peaceful possession after supper made the meal, so
far as Lyveden was concerned, an Olympian banquet.  The assemblage,
indeed, was remarkable, and the hostess--a very Demeter--must have been
the oldest present by some twenty years.  The sprightliness of Hermes
alone, in the guise of the man called Berry, kept a lively table in
roars of laughter.

Yet, full as his cup was, for Anthony the old Falernian was to come....

As good as her word, when the others were straying back to the gallery
in response to the lure of a lullaby valse, Valerie led Lyveden to a
lobby and let him help her into a chamois-leather coat.  A cloak of
Irish frieze was hanging there, and she bade him put it about his
shoulders against the night air.  Anthony protested, but she just
stamped her foot.

"It's my birthday," she flashed.

Anthony donned the garment, and she opened a garden-door.  A moment
later they were walking upon a wide terrace at the back of the house.

"Well?" said Valerie.

"It is my bounden duty," said Anthony, "to remind you that I am a
footman.  Now that you know, it's very easy to tell you."

"And what if you are?"

"Well, if we happened to visit the same house, I should go in by the
tradesmen's entrance."

Valerie tossed her head.

"You might go in by the back, but if you weren't shown out of the front
door, _I_ shouldn't visit that house again."

Anthony sighed.

"Then your visiting-list would shrink," he said, "out of all knowledge.
How did you know my calling?"

"Did you think I didn't recognize you that night?"

"At first I was uncertain.  That I thought you must have.  Then you
misled me, and made me think you hadn't.  Why did you do that?"

"I don't know," said Valerie.  She could not tell him the truth.  "It
seemed easier.  How did you come to The Shrubbery?"

"I wasn't happy where I was, and I saw the Bumbles' advertisement.  It
seemed meant for me."

That it was meant for him, and that she and not the Bumbles had paid
for its insertion, Valerie thought it unnecessary to state.

"We're fated to be brought together," she said.

"How did you know I was at The Shrubbery?"

Valerie raised her eyebrows.

"Betty's my oldest friend," she replied.

Lyveden swallowed the _suggestio falsi_ without a thought.  Indeed, so
soon as she had spoken, his mind sped back, bee-like, to suck the honey
of her previous words: "We're fated to be brought together."  Fated....

The moon was up now, and he lifted his eyes and gazed at its clear-cut
beauty.  A power, then, greater than he had ruled against his resolve.
Why?  To what end?  It was very kind of the power--at least, he
supposed it was--but what was to come of it?

He had wandered straight into her arms.  Very good.  But--he and she
could not stroll upon this terrace for ever.  The relentless rubric of
Life insisted that he must move--whither he chose, of course, but
somewhither.  The truth was, he did not know which way to turn.  His
heart pointed a path, certainly--a very precious path, paved all with
silk, hung with the scent of flowers, shadowed by whispering
plumage....  His head, however, beyond denouncing his heart as a guide,
pointed no way at all.

Anthony wanted desperately to do the right thing.  Fortune, it seemed,
was at her old tricks.  Here she was handing a palace to a beggar who
had not enough money to maintain a hovel.  It would not have been so
hopeless if he had possessed "prospects."  With these in his pack, he
might have essayed the way his heart showed him.  They were, however,
no part of a footman's equipment....

Anthony began to wonder what became of old footmen.  One or two,
perhaps, became butlers.  As for the rest...

Valerie, too, was in some perplexity.  She was wondering, now that she
had her man here, how best to deal with him.  Pride and honour make up
a ground which must be trodden delicately.  One false step on her part
might cost them both extremely dear.  Her instinct was to take the bull
by the horns, Anthony by the arm, and Time by the forelock.  The last
of these was slipping away--slipping away.  She was actually
twenty-six.  In a short fourteen years she would be actually forty.
Forty!  For a moment she was upon the very edge of exercising the
privilege of a sovereign lady who has fallen in love.  All things
considered, she would, I think, have been justified.  Something,
however, restrained her.  It was not modesty, for modesty had nothing
to do with the matter.  It was not the fear of rejection, for she was
sure of her ground.  It was probably a threefold influence--a rope, as
it were, of three stout strands.  The first was consideration for
Anthony's pride; the second, an anxiety lest she should beggar him of
that which he prized above rubies, namely, his self-respect; the third,
an innate conviction that while the path of Love may look easy, it is
really slippery and steep out of all conscience.

Thus absorbed in the delicacy of their relationship, they stepped the
length of the terrace in silence.  Then--

"I don't know what you're thinking about," said Valerie, "but I should
like to."

Anthony shook his head.

"I'll tell you a story instead," he said.  "If you like, that is."


She turned and leaned her arms upon the stone balustrade, overlooking
dim lawns and, beyond, the pale ghost of a great park that seemed to
stretch and roll unlimited into the depths of a distance which Night
had bewitched.

"There was once," said Anthony, "a frog.  He wasn't much of a frog, as
frogs go.  In fact, with the exception that he had no home and no
friends, he was a very ordinary frog indeed.  One day when he was sick
and tired of being alone, he went out and bought a tame minnow.
Considering how poor he was, it was very reckless, because it meant
that there were now two mouths to feed instead of one, but the minnow
and the frog became such great friends that that didn't seem to matter.
At last, sure enough, the day of reckoning arrived.  The larder was
empty, the minnow's appetite was as healthy as ever, and the frog was
down to his last penny.  So, after a lot of thought, he left the minnow
playing in a quiet pool, and went out to earn some flies.  By dint of
toiling very hard all day, he managed to earn enough to keep the minnow
and himself, but it meant that the two had very little time together,
and that was a shame.

"Well, one day the frog got back to the pool a little earlier than
usual, and, chancing to lift up his eyes, there seated upon the bank he
saw a real live Princess.  What the frog thought, when he saw her, may
be imagined.  What he felt doesn't matter.  Enough that he was
profoundly moved.  So moved that he almost forgot to give the minnow
his flies.  And long after the Princess had risen and gone away, the
frog kept thinking of her, and thinking, and thinking....  And then,
all of a sudden, he began to wish, as he had never wished before, that
he wasn't a frog.

"Now, vain desires are the most persistent of all.

"The frog wished and wished, and cursed himself for a fool, and wished
again....  At last he could bear it no longer, so he went to a
water-rat who was so old that he was said to be wise, and sought his

"The water-rat was painfully outspoken.  'Once a frog, always a frog,'
he said.


"'Always.  Unless you can find a Princess and persuade her to kiss
you.'  And, being an old rat, he chuckled at his own joke.

"But the frog didn't see anything to laugh at.  He just became so
excited that he could hardly float, and then he turned round and
started to swim back to the pool as hard as ever he could....

"By the next morning his excitement had somewhat abated.  Of course he
was tremendously lucky to have found a Princess.  (Being an optimist,
you see, he assumed that she would reappear.)  But it was quite another
matter to persuade her to kiss him.  Still, he didn't give up hope, and
every day he raced and tore after the flies, so as to get back early to
the pool.

"Then one day the impossible thing happened.

"There was the Princess again on the bank of the pool, and when the
frog put up his nose and fixed her with a bulging and glassy eye, she
smiled at him.  Very haltingly the frog swam to land and crouched at
her feet, and, before he knew where he was, she had stooped and kissed

"The frog just shut his eyes in ecstasy and gloated upon the fulfilment
of his desire.  It had happened.  His wish had been gratified.  The
change had come.  He was no longer a frog.  For the first time he began
to wonder what he was.  Probably a Prince.  Oh, undoubtedly a Prince.
All clad in gold and silver, with a little fair moustache.  He hoped
very much that he had a fair moustache.  But he wouldn't put up his
hand and feel, for fear of spoiling it.  He wanted to look at himself
gradually, beginning with his feet and working upwards.  He began to
wonder what sort of boots he had on.  He decided that he was wearing
soft gold boots, with silver laces....

"Cautiously he opened one eye and glanced at his right foot.  He was
quite wrong.  It wasn't a gold boot at all.  It was a queer-looking
boot, all smooth and shiny and shaped--well, rather like--like a frog's
foot.  In fact, if he hadn't known that he was no longer a frog, he
would have said----  A frightful thought came to him, and he opened
both eyes, staring frantically....  Then he sprang to the edge of the
pool and looked himself in the face....  He stood gazing so long that
the minnow, who had been watching him, thought he was ill, and leaped
out of the water to attract his attention.  At last the frog pulled
himself together and flopped back into the pool anyhow....

"And, after many days, during all of which the minnow was a great
comfort, he came to realize that frogs should know better than to lift
up their eyes, and should busy themselves with fly-earning, and be
thankful for the air and the sun and the mud at the bottom of pools,
and, last of all, look forward to that sun-bathed marsh where the flies
are fat and plenteous, and there is no winter, and whither, at the end
of their lives, all good frogs go."

There was a long silence.  Then--

"Poor frog," said Valerie, standing upright and turning.

"It's very nice of you to say so," said Anthony, falling into step.
"But he richly deserved it."

"And what happened to the Princess?"

"Oh, she went the way Princesses go, and enriched the memories of all
who saw her, and in due season she married a Prince."

"Didn't she ever think any more of the frog?"

"No," said Anthony.

"Then why did she kiss him?"

They had come to the garden door by now, and, as she spoke, Valerie set
a hand on the latch.

"Out of pity," said Anthony.  "She had a sweet, kind heart, and she was
sorry for him because he was a frog."

"I don't believe it was out of pity at all," said Valerie.  "I'm--I'm
sure it wasn't."

"It must have been," said Anthony.  "Why on earth else should a

"Because it pleased her to kiss him," said Valerie, with the air of a

Anthony looked at her with undisguised admiration.

"You're a real Princess," he said, "any way."

Valerie let go the door-handle and laid her hand on his shoulder.

"Why did she kiss him?" she demanded.

"Out of--because it pleased her."

The hand touched his cheek, and Anthony caught it and put it to his
lips.  As he let it go, the slight fingers caught his and, before he
could stop her, Valerie had stooped and kissed them.

The next instant the door was open, and she was inside.

      *      *      *      *      *

Mr. Albert Morgan was working feverishly.

Time was getting on, and the plate-chest had proved unexpectedly
stubborn.  To know where it was had been a great help, of course, but
during his service at The Shrubbery it had been kept unlocked.
Somewhat unfairly, he cursed the parlourmaid, who, he assumed, was
doing his work, for "a suspicious ----."

Curiously enough he had no idea that his late colleagues were not in
the house.  He believed them to be sleeping peacefully in the servants'
quarters.  For considerately placing the pantry distant from these, it
might have been thought that the architect of the house would receive
Mr. Morgan's commendation.  On the contrary, of his zeal appropriately
to execrate the former's memory, the ex-footman employed most
regrettable language, and this for the simple reason that the stone
sill of the pantry window projected rather farther from the wall than
Mr. Morgan, when in the act of lifting his knee, had believed to be the

With the exception of this painful incident, his ingress had been
effected with the acme of ease.  This was due to the foresight,
patience, and unremitting care with which he had severed the bars and
removed the spring of the window-catch during his last fortnight in Mr.
Bumble's employ.

After the refractory plate-chest had been made to disgorge, Mr. Morgan
had visited the drawing-room.  By the time he had garnered what
precious metal was there, his two capacious bags had become extremely
heavy.  So much so, that he almost regretted that he had not brought a
friend.  The reflection, however, that to present a coadjutor with half
the proceeds of a robbery which his brain alone had conceived and made
possible, would undoubtedly have shortened his life, made him feel
better.  Cautiously he made for the stairs and, guiding himself with
his torch, began to ascend.

There were some snuff-boxes in a cabinet which stood on the landing.
It was unthinkable that he should go without these.  The piece was kept
locked, but he had often gazed at them through the glass.  One of them
was of silver-gilt--possibly of gold.  Mr. Morgan licked his thick lips.

It was upon the door of this cabinet, then, that, torch in mouth, he
was working feverishly.  Time was getting on....

As if in answer to the subdued crack with which the door at length
yielded came the noise of the insertion of a key into the lock of the
front door.  Mr. Morgan started violently, thrust his torch into a
pocket, and stood extremely still.

The door opened and the admitted moonlight showed him the entrance of
one--two feminine apparitions, followed by that of a man.  For a moment
they stood in the hall, speaking with one another in an undertone.
What they said Mr. Morgan could not hear--their voices, too, were too
low to be recognized--but he had no doubt at all regarding their
identity.  Seven weeks of their fellowship had blessed (or cursed) him
with a familiarity with their style and proportions such as no manner
of wraps and tricksy half-lights could subvert.  With a full heart and
twitching lips, Mr. Morgan dwelt blasphemously upon the several
destinies for which, to his mind, their untimely appearance had
qualified them.

"What are you going to do about the door?" whispered Betty.  "We can't
leave it open."

"Well, we can't shut it," said George, "can we?"

"Put it to," Anne suggested.  "He won't be more than a minute or two,
and when he comes he can just push it open."

The truth of the matter was that José and Patch, who had gone
a-hunting, had not returned when the party had left for Bell Hammer.
It was possible that, during their absence, the dogs had come back, and
Anthony did not like to think that truant Patch might be wandering
around the house, seeking admission in vain.  Consequently, after the
car had been noiselessly bestowed--out of consideration for their
employers' rest, the four had alighted before they left the road and
had man-handled a silent Ford up the drive and into the garage--Lyveden
had bidden the others go on, and had started off upon a visiting
patrol, the objectives of which were the several entrances to the
residence.  If Patch was anywhere, he would be crouched upon one of the

Anne's suggestion seeming reasonable, her brother secured the Yale lock
so that its tongue was engaged, and, quietly closing the door, followed
his wife and sister a-tiptoe through the hall and past the baize door
which led to the servants' quarters.

As they passed the foot of the stairs, Betty remarked the shaft of
moonlight shining upon the landing, and Mr. Morgan's black heart stood
still.  When her husband reminded her that in less than four hours it
would be her privilege to prepare Mrs. Bumble's tea, and added that, if
she felt lyrical, he felt tired and footsore, Mr. Morgan, had his
emotions included gratitude, would have thanked his stars.

Such devotion, however, would have been premature.

Though he did not know it, his stars in their courses were fighting
against him.

The moment the baize door had closed behind his late colleagues, he
made silently for the stairs.  Of the snuff-boxes he thought no more.
The man was rattled.  His one idea was to pick up his traps and be
gone.  He was even afraid any more to employ his torch.  Besides, the
moonlight, to which Betty had drawn his attention, was asserting itself

Step by step he descended the staircase, trying frantically to remember
which of the treads would creak under his weight.  Faithfully to
ascertain which of them possessed this important peculiarity had been
one of the last things he did before quitting Mr. Bumble's service.
Was it the fifth or sixth?  He hesitated, then avoided the fifth
gingerly, and hoped for the best....  Beneath the increased pressure
the sixth stair fairly shrieked.  Mr. Morgan skipped on to the seventh
and broke into a cold sweat.  Again he was confronted with the choice
of the eighth or ninth.  After a moment of agonized indecision, he
decided to miss them both....  Man but proposes.  In his anxiety he
missed the tenth also and slithered incontinently into the hall....

More than a minute passed before the knave dared to pick himself up.
The last five stairs had been rough with his hinder parts, but his
physical pain was nothing to the paroxysm of mental torment which the
noise of his fall had induced.

Trembling with apprehension, he groped his way to his bags.  Of these,
one had to be strapped, for the catch of its lock was broken.  He knelt
down with his back to the door, fumbling....

A sudden step upon the gravel immediately outside the front door almost
congealed his blood.  That peril could blow from that quarter he had
never imagined.  Once again he remained where he was, as still as
death.  Unless the new-comer was there because his suspicions were
aroused, there was a chance that Mr. Morgan might yet escape notice.
Who the new-comer might be, he had no time to speculate, for, without
being unlocked, the door was pushed open.  Mr. Morgan marked the
phenomenon, and his hair rose.  Then a man stepped inside and stood

Mr. Morgan held his breath until his lungs were bursting and his head
swam, but the man never moved.

The fact was that Anthony was staring at the same shaft of light which
had attracted Betty's attention.  This, however, was no longer
appearing upon the landing, but in the hall, which, with the exception
of that corner which contained the crouching ex-footman, it was doing
much to illuminate.  From this it would appear that the arresting beam,
so far from emanating from the moon, was none other than Mr. Morgan's
evil genius, following him about wherever he went.  It was, in fact,
his torch, which in his confusion he had thrust glowing into his pocket
_the wrong way up_.  That one end must protrude, he knew, for the brand
was longer than the pocket was deep.  He had, of course, no idea at all
that it was advertising his presence and slightest movement so very

It became impossible for Mr. Morgan any longer to restrain his breath.
He therefore expelled it as gently as he possibly could, inhaling a
fresh supply with the same caution, and wondering dully whether it was
to be his last.  The suspense was unbearable.

Anthony, of course, was perfectly satisfied that the light was thrown
by a torch.  The source of the latter, however, was shrouded, not only
in mystery, but in a darkness which the very light of the beam served
to intensify.  He continued to stand still.

There never was such a case.

Anthony, who knew the value of waiting, was prepared to stay still
indefinitely.  Mr. Morgan was afraid to do anything else.  Clearly, if
they were not to remain where they were until dawn, there was need of a
_deus ex machina_.

He arrived then and there in the shape of a little white dog with a
black patch.  He was extremely wet, and there were burrs in his coat
and mud upon his beard.  His tail was up, however, and his gait as
sprightly as ever.

As if it was upon his account that the door had been set open at this
unlawful hour, he entered boldly, passed by Anthony in the gloom, and
then stood still like his master, staring at the mysterious beam.  But
not for long.  For Patch, curiosity was made to be satisfied.  Stepping
warily, he moved forward to investigate....

When first Mr. Morgan realized that something was smelling him from
behind, he made ready to die.  Then, so tenacious is the hold we
mortals have upon life, he gave an unearthly shriek and sprang from his
bended knees for the drawing-room doorway....

When Mr. Bumble and his chauffeur, the one in his night attire and the
other in a vest and a pair of dress trousers, appeared upon the scene,
Anthony was kneeling upon Mr. Morgan, who was lying face downwards upon
the drawing-hearth and dealing as fluently as a sheep-skin rug would
permit with Anthony's birth, life, death and future existence.  As for
Patch, his services no longer required, he was rolling upon the sofa in
an absurd endeavour to remove the burrs from his coat.

All of which, gentlemen, must undeniably go to show that the master who
suffers his servants to go a-junketing will have his reward; that a
woman knows better than a man what course he should shape; and that
there is much virtue in hunting, even though it keep the hunter afoot
till four of the morning.



With Monseigneur Forest, other than in his capacity of uncle and
counsellor to Miss Valerie French, we are not concerned.  It is
necessary, however, to record that the dignitary was no fool.  He was,
in fact, a very wise man, able to understand most men and women better
than they understood themselves.  With such understanding, naturally
enough, went a rare kindness of heart; the addition to these things of
a fine sense of humour argued a certain favouritism on the part of a
Providence which bestows upon ninety-and-nine mortals but one virtue
apiece, and to the hundredth but two.  Monseigneur Forest was, I
suppose, a man in a million.

A letter of some importance, which his niece had sent him, reached him
in Rome ere October was old.


_I want to see and talk to you very badly, but I can't leave England
just now.  I suppose you guess what is coming.  I can see you smile.
You're quite right.  I've fallen in love._

_Listen.  I was out with poor little Joe in the country, and went to an
inn for tea.  And there was a man in the garden.  I didn't know he was
there till his dog and Joe started scrapping, and then he ran up to
separate them.  The moment I saw him--I don't know how to tell you.  I
just felt floored....  Then--instinctively, I suppose, for I hardly
knew what I was doing--I tried to cover up this feeling.  I was furious
with him for knocking me out.  Can you ever understand?  And I was
pretty rude.  He took it wonderfully and just apologized--Heaven knows
what for--and cleared out.  The moment he was gone, I could have torn
my hair.  I actually went again to the inn, to try and find him, though
what I should have done if I had I don't know...._

_Then I saw him again--not to speak to--as I was coming away from the
Opera.  Now hold on to something--tight!  He was in livery--a footman's

_Yes.  It made me jump, mentally, for the moment.  Of course, I'd never
dreamed of that.  And then I realized that he must be down on his luck,
and I felt so sorry for him I could have cried.  As a matter of fact, I
did cry.  And then, all of a sudden, I knew that I loved him._

_We met properly a week or two later by accident--on his part.  You
must forgive me.  If you knew him, you would.  And now we know one
another properly, and he's in service quite close to Bell Hammer, with
George and Betty Alison--didn't you meet them at Christmas?  Lost all
their money, and went out as chauffeur and parlourmaid.  Anne, George's
sister, is there, too.  And he came to dinner the other night, and Aunt
Harriet likes him, and we're--well, great friends._

_And I don't know what to do.  You see, he's terribly proud and
honourable, and, to him, being a footman matters very much indeed.  Of
course it doesn't really matter in the least, but he would never look
at it that way.  And all my money, instead of making everything
possible, as it might, only makes things worse._

_What is to be done?_

_I can't blame him.  Indeed, I'd hate him to feel any other way, and
yet....  If only the positions were reversed.  Then it would be too
easy.  As things are, it's a deadlock.  And I love him so, Uncle John.
I suppose you couldn't possibly come.  I have a feeling that you would
straighten things out._

  _Your loving niece,

_P.S.--I'm so terribly afraid he'll disappear or something.  He's like

Monseigneur Forest read the letter with a grave smile.  Then he read it
again very carefully, looking to see if there was anything unwritten
between the lines.  Only once did he raise his eyes from the
note-paper.  This he did meditatively.  Before returning to the letter,
he went farther and raised his eyebrows....

The cause of this elevation is worthy of note.  It was, in fact, none
other than the reference to Anne--and yet not so much the reference
itself as the manner in which this was made.  The prelate, you will
remember, was no fool.

For that matter, he was not a god, either.  Consequently, the counsel
which he presently offered his niece had to be communicated by the
material channel of the "common or garden" post, and was, in fact,
nearing Modane when Valerie rounded the edge of a belt of Scotch firs
in Hampshire to come upon Anthony Lyveden regarding an old finger-post
in some perplexity.

As my lady came up, Lyveden uncovered and pointed to a weather-beaten
arm, upon which the words FRANCE 4 MILES were still discernible.

"Can you help me?" he said.

Valerie smiled.

"I think so.  This is a very old post--over a hundred years old.  You
know Hawthorne?"

"I ought to."

"Well, once upon a time the village was called France.  But during the
Napoleonic wars the name was changed.  For obvious reasons."

"And they forgot to alter this?" said Anthony, nodding at the cracked
grey wood.

Valerie shook her head.

"No one would do the work.  You know they used to bury suicides at the
cross-roads?  Well, one was buried here.  That was when--when the post
was set up...."

A little shiver accompanied her words.

"I see," said Anthony.  "The body was staked, wasn't it?  What a
barbarous old world it was!  I don't wonder they were afraid of the

"It's supposed to have been an old usurer who came from these parts and
had ruined all sorts of people in his time."

"And why did he kill himself?" said Anthony.

"I forget.  There was some mystery about it.  I remember an old, old
shepherd telling me some of the tale, when I was a little girl, and my
nurse came up in the middle and scolded him and snatched me away."

"Quite right, too," said Anthony.  "And if she was here now, History
would probably repeat itself."  With a sweep of his arm he indicated
the country-side.  "Was this your nursery?"

Valerie nodded.

"In the summer."  She hesitated.  "I'll show you my window, if you
like.  It's the best part of a mile, though."

Anthony laughed and turned to summon his terrier.

"Patch and I," he said, "have at least one afternoon a week.  As long
as I'm back in time to lay the table...."

A moment later he was stepping along by her side.

It had not occurred to him to ask what "her window" might be.  If she
had offered to show him the mouth of hell, he would have assented as
blindly.  Whither he went and what he saw did not matter at all, so he
was to be in her company.  All the same, his instinct pulled him by the
sleeve.  Hazily he reflected that to retrace such steps as you have
taken along the path of Love is a bad business, and that the farther
you have elected to venture, so much the more distressing must be your
return.  And he would have to return.  In the absence of a miracle,
that journey could not be avoided.  For an instant the spectre of
Reckoning leaned out of the future....  Then Patch flushed a stray pig,
and Valerie laughed joyously, and--the shadow was gone.  Cost what it
might, Anthony determined to pluck the promise of the afternoon with an
unsparing hand.

He had walked in the direction of Bell Hammer for the same reason that
had caused Valerie French to bend her young steps towards Hawthorne.
Each drew the other magnetically.  It was not at all strange,
therefore, that they should have met.  Neither, since the attraction
was mutual, is it surprising that the effect of each other's company
was exhilarating to a degree.  Together, they were at the very top of
their bent.  If the man trod upon air, the maid was glowing.  His
lady's breath sweetened the smell of autumn; the brush of her lord's
jacket made the blood pelt through her veins.  Grey eyes shone with the
light that blue eyes kindled.  Each found the other's voice full of
rare melody--music to which their pulses danced in a fierce harmony.
The world was all glorious....

Here was no making of love, but something finer--nothing less, indeed,
than the jewel natural, uncut, unworked, unpolished, blazing out of a
twofold crown that sat, yoke-like, upon their heads for all to see.
Since, however, they met no one, the diadem was unobserved....

So Jack and Jill passed with full hearts by yellow lanes into the
red-gold woods, and presently along a bridle-path that curled
mysteriously into a great sunlit shoulder of forest, where the driven
leaves fussed over their footsteps, and the miniature roar of a toy
waterfall strove to make itself heard above the swish and crackle of
the carpet the trees had laid.

"I'll tell you one thing I've learned," said Lyveden.

"What?" said Valerie.

"That what you do doesn't matter half as much as who you do it with.  I
found that out in the Army.  The work didn't matter.  The discomfort,
the food, didn't count--comparatively.  It was the company you had to
keep that made the difference."

"'Better is a dinner of herbs,'" quoted Valerie.

"Exactly.  And it's the same now.  I don't say I'd pick out a footman's
job, but there's nothing the matter with the work.  Everything depends
on the other servants.  My first two places nearly broke my heart: with
the Alison crowd----"

He hesitated, and Valerie completed the sentence.

"Everything in the garden is lovely," she said slowly.

"Comparatively--yes.  Of course, it's--it's only a back garden."

"Is it?"

Anthony nodded.

"Entered by the back door and approached by the back stairs.  You can't
get away from it."

"I can," said Valerie.  "Speak for yourself.  It's you who can't--won't
get away from it.  They say that in Russia there are noblemen sweeping
the streets.  If one of them was a friend of yours, would you turn him
down because he carried a broom?  Of course you wouldn't."

"No, but----"

"But what?"

"The first duty of a servant," said Anthony, "is to know his place."

Valerie stood still and looked at him.

"I wonder you don't call me 'miss,'" she said, shaking her head gravely.

"Very good, miss," said Lyveden.

"That's better," said Miss French contentedly, slipping an arm through
his.  "And now, if we leave the path and bear to the right, in about
two minutes we shall come to my window."

The two had been climbing steadily, but another fifty paces in the
direction Miss French had indicated brought them to the foot of a
steeper ascent than ever.  This was, in fact, a broad natural bank,
some thirty feet high.  The careful negotiation of a tiny path,
followed by a plunge into a thicket, where the stubborn protests of
boughs had to be overruled, landed them in a dwarf clearing, which the
density of the surrounding bocage rendered a fastness.

Valerie stepped to the far side and parted the branches.

"Look," she said.

They were upon the lip of a heather-edged bluff which fell sheer for
perhaps two hundred feet into a pinewood.  Beyond, by mammoth terraces,
the glory of the forest sank step by colossal step into the purple
distance, from which distant in turn a thread of silver argued the
ocean.  There never was such a staircase.  The grandeur of its
proportions diminished the rolling world.  The splendour of its
covering made colour pale.

Anthony gazed spellbound.  At length--

"I didn't know there was such a view in all England," he said.

Miss French smiled.  Then she moved cautiously forward, till she was
clear of the bushes, there to sit down upon a billowing cushion of
heather which grew conveniently about as close to the edge of the bluff
as it was prudent to venture.  Abstractedly Anthony followed her and,
after a glance about him, took his seat by her side upon a patch of

"I'm in your debt," he said simply.  "Deeper than I was before."

Valerie nodded at the wonder of landscape.

"I'll make you a present of this," she said.  "What else do you owe me

Anthony spread out his hands.

"Your society," he said.

"You've paid for that--with your own."

"Your pity, then."

"I've never pitied you," said Valerie.

"You've stooped," said Anthony.

"I've not stooped," was the fierce reply.

"We won't argue it," said Anthony.  "I owe you for your--your interest,
at any rate.  You've been good enough to interest yourself in my----"

"Aren't--you--interested?" said Valerie, staring into the distance and
seeing nothing.

For a long minute the man sat motionless, not seeming to breathe.

"Yes," he said slowly, "I am.  And that's the devil of it."  With a
sudden jerk he was on one knee beside her and had caught her hand.
"Oh, lady, don't you see?  That's what kills everything.  Am I
interested?  Good God, I'm--I'm crazy!  I can think of nothing else.
You blot out everything in the world.  Whatever I do, or say, or think,
you're always there.  There's nothing but you, you, you!  And you ask
if I'm interested!"

A wandering puff of salt air swooped out of the windless sky, ruffled
his thick dark hair, and was gone, panting.  A gull sailed close to
them, circled, dipped and sped seaward with a smooth rush.  The
league-long shadow of a cloud swept stately over the gleaming woods,
driving the sunlight before it, itself driven before the twin of its
prey....  The silver wire of silence became more and more tense.  Each
second gave another turn to the screw.  Valerie began to tremble....

"And that," said Lyveden at last, "that's why we can't be friends.  I
can't be your friend because I love you; and I mustn't love you


"Because it's out of the question," he flashed.  "Don't tempt me,
Valerie.  You know it is.  I'm crying for something that's utterly,
hopelessly, laughably out of my reach.  I haven't the right to the
moonlight, and I want--the moon."

He stopped suddenly and dropped his head, ashamed that he had let his
passion ride him so recklessly, limp after his outburst, sick at heart
for the truth of his words.

Valerie sat very still, exultation and anxiety fighting for a grip on
her heart.  Anthony had told his love, raved of her, called her by
name.  (Anxiety's claw-like fingers began to yield.)  The very
intensity of his utterance declared his conviction that he must give
her up.  The exceeding bitterness of his tone rang too true to be
ill-founded.  (Exultation's clutch weakened, and Anxiety took a fresh
hold.)  Of a sudden Valerie felt persuaded that Time could win her
battle, could she but gain his aid.  As if to establish this
persuasion, the reflection that the old fellow had straightened more
crookedness than any other minister of love came to her hotfoot, and
then and there she made up her mind to court him.  She yearned to put
her arms about her man's neck, but felt that somehow that way lay ruin.
Anthony being what he was, it was all-important that she should not
show him her hand.  He had seen--should see a card or two, certainly.
That the rest were the same, card for card, as those he had just flung
down, in his present mood he must on no account realize.  Such
knowledge were fatal.  He would, presumably, kiss her, and then call
Patch and walk out of her life for ever.  So long, however, as he did
not believe her lovesick, he would--well, he would not disappear, at
any rate.  There are who lay hold on hopelessness rather faster than
they lay hold on life....

"Anthony, dear," said Valerie, "let's--please don't let go of my
hand--let's look for a way out.  You know, I think----"

What she would have said should not matter to us.  We have peered into
her brain-pan.  The sentence, however, was never completed, and that
for a reason which shall pass muster.

On perceiving that Valerie and he were moving, Anthony for a moment of
time suspected an earthquake.  Almost instantaneously he appreciated
that, while it affected him pretty closely, it was a much smaller
matter--nothing more, in fact, than the giving way of that portion of
the cliff upon which the two were disposed.  It was typical of the man
that he neither swore nor cried out, and of the soldier that he thought
and acted simultaneously....  By the mercy of Heaven, he was, as you
know, upon one knee.  Had he been sitting, like his companion, they
must have gone with the avalanche.  As it was, they were able, after a
painful silence, to hear this crash evilly with a dull roar into the

The echoes rumbled curiously into the distance, and a startled medley
of cries rose from all manner of birds, which soared out of their
shelter, dismayed and whirling.  One bird was fairly gibbering.  Miss
French and Lyveden both noticed it.  Valerie found herself wondering
whether it had lost its wits.

For the perfection to which their senses focussed these and other very
ordinary things, their plight was responsible.  It has been said that
the faculty of observation is never so pronounced as when the observer
is face to face with Death.  Anthony and the lady were looking him in
the eyes.  The pair of them was, in fact, hanging in space, dangling
two hundred feet up, with an inch and a half of ash-plant between them
and Eternity.

With his right hand Lyveden was grasping the slender trunk of a sapling
which grew three feet to an inch from the new edge of the bluff.  As he
was, arm and all, at full length, it follows that from the breast-bone
downwards the whole of him was over the cliff.  Valerie was altogether
in mid-air.  She was directly suspended, with her back flat against
Anthony, by the latter's left arm, which if he had released she would
have fallen plumb into the pinewood....

In a quiet voice Lyveden was speaking.

"Try and free your right arm."

Providentially, the girl's elbow was on a level with the edge, and at
the expense of a torn sleeve she was able to work the arm free and on
to the heather.  This, when pulled, came away in her hand.  Her fingers
scratched upon the gravel frantically.  No handfast was there.  After a
moment they abandoned the search.

"Now the other arm."

This was pinioned by her supporter's.  By dint, however, of almost
dislocating her shoulder, she managed to disengage it.

Again she waited for instructions.

None came, however, for Anthony could not think what to do.  She could
not turn, and he could not turn her.  Neither could he haul them both
up.  He had not the strength.  As it was, the strain upon his two arms
was frightful--too frightful to last....  If she could have held
herself for five seconds, he could have dragged himself up and the girl
after him; but she could get no shadow of hold upon the ground.  And
all the time his arms were tiring--both of them--tiring rapidly....

The muscles under his arm-pits were aching unbearably, and there was a
queer tingling in his right wrist.

As he looked at this, he saw how it was quivering.  His left arm was
quivering, too.  He could feel it.  He realized with a shock that this
was a movement over which he had no control.  Nature, apparently, was
rebelling against his will....  And his fingers, crooked about the
trunk of the sapling, were getting hot--making the bark greasy....

Convulsively he sought foothold for the thirtieth time, but, except for
tweaking the agony in his chest, the effort was vain.  Desperately he
blinked the sweat out of his eyes....

Patch appeared upon the scene, snuffing the ground casually enough.
His surprise to see his master in so strange an attitude was
unmistakable.  After a moment's reflection he decided that the position
was that required by the rules of a new game in which he was intended
to participate.  He therefore made ready to play, and, lowering his
head to his paws, put up his nose and barked joyously.

"Come here, Patch," said Anthony.

The tone was not that of the playground, and the terrier obeyed
mechanically--circumspectly, too, though, for he disliked heights.

Anthony addressed his companion.

"When he's near enough, take hold of his collar.  Hang on like grim
death.  Listen!  My arm's giving out.  I'm going to let you go while I
pull myself up.  It's the only chance.  You're light, and he'll stick
his toes in.  Put a strain on him now, so that he's ready."

"I shall pull him over," said Valerie.

"No, you won't, dear.  Do as I say.  Quick!"

He almost screamed the last word.

The moment he felt the strain, the terrier resisted wildly.  Planting
his forefeet against the heather-roots, he refused with all the
instinctive terror of the dumb animal, straining every muscle of his
little thick-set frame to avoid a closer acquaintance with that
horrible brink....

Very gently Anthony lowered his companion till her arm was resting upon
the turf and the edge of the cliff was in her arm-pit.  Then--

"Only a second, sweet," he said quietly, and let her go....

With a frightful heave he was on his stomach ... on his thighs ... his
knees ... feet.  He turned, staggering.

His back hunched like a cat's, Patch was sliding forward.

In a flash Lyveden had stooped, caught Valerie's arm with both hands,
dug in his heels and flung himself backward....

The three landed in a heap anyhow.

The moment he was at length detached from Valerie, Patch retired a good
score of paces from the edge of the bluff.  He had had enough of cliffs
for the rest of his life.  His master's interpretation of games was
usually brilliant.  This last was an exception.  He could see nothing
in it.

      *      *      *      *      *

Betty Alison laid her hand orderly upon the green baize, with the
complacent air of the player who is presenting his or her partner with
all the essential factors of Grand Slam.

After staring fixedly at the display, her husband put his cards face
downwards upon the table and covered his eyes.

"I suppose," he said brokenly, "I suppose you had a reason for
overbidding me.  I confess I can't see it, but I expect that's because
it's too subtle."

"What d'you mean?" was the indignant reply.  "Look at those"--and Betty
pointed proudly to a queen-high flush of six diamonds.

"But you called hearts!"

Betty started.  Then--

"So I did," she said guiltily.  "I meant diamonds."

"I see," said her husband grimly.  "After all, they're both red, aren't

Here the laughter which Anne and Anthony had been endeavouring to
restrain broke out tempestuously.  Betty's procedure and bearing at the
Bridge table would have unhinged an enthusiast, but since the four
domestics played for amusement and a penny a hundred her short-comings
hurt nobody and were highly diverting.

With a sorrowful look at his opponents, George proceeded laboriously to
amass three tricks.

With the game went the rubber, and by mutual consent the party broke
up.  It was half-past nine, and all had duties to do.  Anne went
singing to fill Mrs. Bumble's hot-water bottle, and Betty to heat the
milk which it was her mistress's practice to consume at bed-time.  Mr.
Bumble, as became his sex, favoured something more substantial, and
light refreshment in the shape of a ham sandwich and a bottle of beer
before retiring suited him admirably.  In Anthony he had a
conscientious victualler.  The sandwich was invariably fresh, the
bottle of beer untasted, the glass clean.  Mr. Bumble had marked these
qualities and hugged himself.

This night, when Anthony entered the dressing-room, his master was
sitting coatless upon a chair.

"I beg your pardon, sir," said Lyveden, "I hope you've not been

"No, no," was the cheery reply.  "Not your fault, me boy.  I'm early.
There now!  Maria!"  Mrs. Bumble appeared in her doorway in a red
dressing-gown.  "Look at that there tray, me dear.  Ain't it a treat?"

"Deluscious!" said Mrs. Bumble.

"The very look," continued Mr. Bumble, "o' that sanwidge makes me that
'ungry you wouldden believe."

"May I cut you another one, sir?" said Anthony.

"'Ark at the boy," said his employer.  "Wants ter kill me with
kindness.  Why, I could eat sixty, I could.  But one's too many,
reelly, at my time o' life."

"Joo drink beer, Tony?" inquired Mrs. Bumble.

"Yes, madam."

"Then go an' 'ave a nice bottle," she said, beaming.

"Thank you very much, madam."

"Yes, an' give George one," said Mr. Bumble, not to be outdone in

"Thank you, sir."

"Don't mention it," was the agreeable reply.

Anthony bade them "Good night" and left them breathing good-will.

As he descended the stairs, the particular verity of the adage which
Valerie had quoted upon a memorable afternoon nearly three weeks ago
appealed to him forcibly.  "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is."
Certainly he was leading the humble life.  Born and educated to
administer, if not to rule, here was he fetching and carrying, a hewer
of ham and a drawer of corks.  He wondered if there were any other
footmen who were also Companions of the Distinguished Service Order.
That there were no other footmen who were so comfortably housed, he was
sure.  And Patch was in clover.  Anthony reflected that he had much to
be thankful for.  A dinner of herbs was infinitely better than none at
all.  He was, you observe, unconsciously converting the proverb to his
own use.  Stalled oxen, with or without hatred, were not nowadays in
his line.  He had quite forgotten what they were like, and cared as
little.  Indeed, but for Valerie, his Ambition would have been dead.
Even now it lay very sick.  High stomachs are easily upset.  But a
nodding acquaintance with Hunger will make Ambition turn her face to
the wall.

The duty of George Alison at nine-thirty was to take the dogs for a
run.  When he returned this evening to find Anthony in the act of
setting two bottles of beer upon the table, he lifted up his voice and
thanked Heaven that he had at least one friend.

"Thirteen perishing months," he concluded, "have I been in this house,
and this is the first time I've ever had an extra rum ration.  And that
with my own flesh and blood, to say nothing of a lawful wife, running
round the Bumbles from morning till night.  I admit that on two several
occasions your predecessor produced to me my master's liquor, but his
ribald reception of my inquiry whether such production was authorized
left me no alternative but to refuse to consume it."

"What's that?" said Betty, bustling into the room.  "I recognized the
tone of abuse, but I couldn't hear the words."

"My love," said George, "I was but remarking that beer is thicker than
water.  And now will you take my boots off before you clean them?  Or
clean them first and take them off afterwards?"

Betty Alison seated herself upon the table and raised her husband's
glass to her lips.

"I looks," she said, "towards you."

When she set it down, the glass was half empty.

After a moment's silence--

"You've--you've left some," said her husband in a shaking voice.

"I know," she said.  "That's because I can't drink any more.  I hate
beer."  She slipped off the table with a yawn.  "And now I'm going to
bed.  Don't let him sit up, Anthony.  The car's ordered for nine, and
he's got to get a new tire on."

"Where are we going?" said Lyveden.

"First meet of the season," said George.  "I forgot to tell you.
Buck's Folly, the Bumbles think, but they're not certain.  Deuce of a
job for me, I tell you.  Everybody drives anywhere and anyhow.  You're
backed into, you're always being called on to stop your engine, you're
expected to be able to turn in a six-foot lane and to manoeuvre on a
marsh as if it was wood pavement.  To do any good, you want something
between a gyroscope and a Tank.  A car's useless."

"Stacks of people, obviously," said Anthony.

"Unfortunately, yes.  Hardened as I am, I'm not looking forward to that
side.  I suppose you hunted--in the old days."

Anthony nodded.

"At Oxford, and sometimes with the Blackmore Vale.  My uncle had a
house in Dorset."

"Ah!  We used to do a bit with the Pytchley before--before the War."

For a moment nobody spoke.

One and all they had stumbled into the closet of Memory.  Pictures of
dead days stared at them--days when they had come and gone as they
pleased, before there had been a new earth and, seemingly, a new
heaven.  Old sounds rang in their wistful ears, forgotten scents came
floating out of the darkness....  The closet grew into a gallery....

"Good night," said Betty quietly.  "Don't sit up late."

She slipped out of the room.

It was a tired face that George Alison raised to Anthony.

"Thank your stars," he said jerkily, "that you aren't married.  I don't
matter.  I don't mean I like service, but I'm well enough off.  But
Bet--poor Bet.  Think what her life should be, and then look at what it
is.  And her father's worth half a million.  He cut her off when she
married me.  I had enough for two then, so it didn't much matter.  But
now....  She's wonderful--perfectly marvellous, but--it's hard to see
her hands getting rough, man.  Very hard.  Her hands...."

Anthony crossed the room and touched him upon the shoulder.

"If I were married," he said, "I should feel just the same.  And then
there'd be two fools instead of one.  My dear fellow, if Betty
regretted her bargain, then she'd need your sympathy.  As it is, so
long as she's got you, d'you think she cares whether she wears sables
or an apron?"

"But you saw how she dried up just now."

"Shall I tell you why?" said Anthony.


"Because to-morrow morning you're going to a meet in blue, and she's
sorry it can't be pink."

The two finished their beer, and George retired somewhat comforted.

As he had predicted, their attendance of the meet the next morning was
only effected at the expense of more patience than Alison possessed.
He was forced, in fact, to borrow from Anthony.  Indeed, he afterwards
confessed that, but for the latter's presence, he should undoubtedly
have committed an aggravated assault.

The vicinity of Buck's Folly proved to be suspiciously vacant, and upon
arrival at the standpoint itself if was instantly and painfully clear
that the Bumbles had been mistaken.  A passing butcher, when
interrogated, grinningly vouchsafed the information that the meet was
at Saddle Tree Cross, a spot of which all the occupants of the car had
heard, but the way to which no one of them could tell.

Swelling with importance, Mr. Bumble produced a map, and George's face
fell.  He had seen that map before--from a distance.  So had others.
No one but Mr. Bumble had ever seen it at close quarters.  Unhappily
for all concerned, the latter's accomplishments did not include
map-reading, an omission distressingly obvious to every one but
himself.  To follow his directions was fatal.  Failure to appreciate
his directions was at once easier and more disastrous.  What was still
more unfavourable was that, in possessing himself of the map, Mr.
Bumble became possessed of a devil.  There was no doubt about it.  From
being the most kindly of masters he became a snarling absurdity, whose
endeavours simultaneously to study the canvas, observe the
configuration of the country-side, and rave into the speaking-tube were
consistently vain.  George raised his eyes to heaven and prepared for
the worst....

This came almost immediately.

After having obediently turned the car round, George was peremptorily
advised that, after all, he had been facing the right way.  Mr. Bumble
rather unfairly added that in his opinion the fool who had made the map
ought to be prosecuted.  The warmth with which he committed this belief
to the speaking-tube rendered it not so much inaudible as incoherent,
and George, who believed it to be a further direction, had to ask him
to repeat the remark.  By the time Mr. Bumble had realized that he was
being addressed and had placed his ear to the tube, George had
concluded his inquiry and was patiently listening at the opposite

With such a beginning, the rest was easy.  The wheels of wrath were
greased.  Thereafter it was no longer a question of revolution, but of
speed.  At times the velocity attained was appalling.

Seven hideous miles slunk staggering by.

Mrs. Bumble, of course, had been in tears from the outset.  Anthony, as
we know, was busily engaged in administering comfort, temporal and
spiritual.  The difficulty was to get George to take the nourishment.

"The fool's like a drowning man," he protested, "with his arms round
your neck.  Your only chance is to hit him under the jaw.  Get out and
do it."

Mr. Bumble had just formed and blasphemously announced the horrifying
resolve to return to Buck's Folly and start all over again, when
Anthony heard a horse whinny.  In a flash he was on the running-board
and touching his hat.

"I think we're just there, sir," he ventured.

Mr. Bumble hesitated, George set his foot upon the accelerator, and a
moment later they swept round a bend to see the familiar medley of cars
and dog-carts, bicycles and phaetons, saddle-horses and governess-cars,
writhing below them upon a high-road into which the lane they were
using almost immediately debouched.

With a sigh of relief, Mr. Bumble dropped the map and proceeded to mop
his face....

Comparatively, the chauffeur's troubles were over.  After such a
drubbing, the nuisance of the congestion to which they were soon
contributing was like a flick on the collar, and ten minutes later the
car was berthed safely with two or three others upon an apron of turf.

Mr. and Mrs. Bumble alighted, and George and Anthony were left to

Then another car squirmed out of the ruck of vehicles and came rolling
on to the sward.  The gentleman ensconced upon its back seat was for
the saddle, and plainly glad of it.  His careless, handsome face was
radiant, his manner full of an easy, inoffensive confidence, his
gaiety--to judge from his companions' laughter--infectious.  His
turn-out was simple, but faultless.  Despite the fact that he was
sitting between Lady Touchstone and Valerie, Anthony liked the look of

Since their experience upon the edge of the cliff, Lyveden had not till
now set eyes upon the lady.  Unwilling to visit her home, he had
inquired by letter how she was doing.  After receiving two little
notes, each of which assured him that she was not one penny the worse,
he wrote no more.  Letters and notes were sober and to the point.  Any
one might have read them.  The truth is, the two were love-shy.

Give to a dog a finer and meatier bone than he has ever dreamed of, and
mark his reception of your favour.  Ten to one he will be afraid of it.
He will walk about the fragment delicately; possibly he will touch it
with the tip of an envious tongue; presently he will lie down at a
respectful distance, watching it with big eyes.  The thing is too vast
for him.  He must have time to become familiar with his stupendous luck.

So with Miss French and Lyveden.  The gods had tossed the two
title-deeds of a dream so wonderful that they were frightened.  The
gift was too precious to be handled at once.  Like the poor dog they
must have time....

You will understand, gentlemen, that this was no ordinary affair of
love.  Convenience had had no hand in it.  My tale had been shorter if
she had thrust but the tip of a finger into the pie.  Pity,
Selfishness, Gratitude--none of the stock emotions went to the making
of the foundations of this fabric.  It was not founded at all.  Neither
had it grown out of friendship.  It had no infancy.  Had the two never
met, it is probable that--circumstances permitting--each would some day
have fallen in love with somebody else.  And that would have been a
regular business.  Convenience, Friendship, and other hard-working
matchmakers would all have put shoulders to the wheel and clapped one
another on the back when the banns were published.  The fact that the
two had met saved, in a way, infinite trouble.

Valerie had many swains, and more than a few women had looked twice at
Anthony.  Such hearts, however, as had bleated for their sympathy had
either bleated altogether in vain, or, finding the sympathy vouchsafed
not at all what they wanted, bleated more fiercely than before.  All
the same, the two were not seraphim.  They were mortal enough, and, if
more than ordinarily attractive, revealed upon close examination a very
ordinary collection of failings.  The wonder was not in themselves.
The fact that their natures were in just accord, was, at the most,
curious.  It was true, nevertheless.  Each wanted precisely what the
other was ready to give.  Their personalities agreed like two
indentures--proved themselves mutual elixirs.  The wonder began and
ended when they encountered one another.  It was then that the seed of
love flashed into bloom.  Miracles alone beget miracles.  Parallel
lines had met.

The sight of Valerie gladdened Anthony's eyes.  He sat very still in
his seat, staring under the wind screen and wondering whether she would
recognize his back.  He hoped that it was not because of her mishap
that she was not in a habit.  He could hardly be expected to divine the
true reason.  This was, shortly, that the lady, who had expected to see
him, could not enjoy a pastime from participation in which footmen are
for a variety of reasons so rigorously debarred.  Incidentally, she had
seen Anthony before he had seen her, and the smile with which he had
credited her companion's bonhomie was due to his presence alone.  Had
this been explained to the young sportsman, as one of Valerie's swains
it would have spoiled his day.  As it was, he emerged from the car with
the genial air of one who is in high favour, and, after a word with a
groom who had come up bustling, mounted a good-looking grey and, waving
his hat to the ladies, proceeded to join his fellows with his eyes
sparkling and his chin on his shoulder.

"Mason," said Lady Touchstone.

The chauffeur, who had descended, sprang to the door.

"Open the door."  The man did so, and her ladyship alighted.  "I'm
going to look at the hounds.  You'd better come with me."

"Very good, my lady."

The pair moved off in single file.

Though the office was new to him, the dignity of Mason's demeanour was
irreproachable.  It was clear that the blood of flunkeys was in his
veins.  As a matter of fact, one hundred years before, his grandfather
had done much escort duty, with a band on his hat and a cane in his
hand.  Though Mason did not know it, the manner had been bred in his

"'Ere's a lady wants yer."

This was quite true.  Miss French had not put it so bluntly, but it was
not her fault that the messenger she had selected knew a footman when
he saw one.

Major Anthony Lyveden thanked his informant with a smile.  Had it been
Caliban himself that had growled the message, the smile would have been
as ready.  Such a summons lost nothing in the telling.

George received the intimation that his colleague would be back in a
minute apathetically.  He was yet in some dudgeon.  Beyond heaving a
sigh charged with the resignation of a martyr who remembers that he has
left his gloves in the torture-chamber, he evinced no interest at all.

Anthony crossed the turf to where Miss French sat smiling in a brown
laudaulette, and touched his hat.  Appearances had to be kept up.
Valerie inclined her head gravely enough, but the look with which she
honoured his action was not of this world.  Anthony felt astoundingly

"How are you?" he asked anxiously.

"Perfectly all right."


Valerie nodded, smiling.

"I wasn't even tired the next day," she said.  "Were your arms very

"Only for a day or two."

"And Patch?"

"As right as rain."

"Will you be free on Sunday?" said Valerie.

"From two o'clock on."

"Will you come to Bell Hammer?"

"I will," said Anthony.

"I'll come to meet you with the two-seater.  To-morrow I'm going away.
Aunt Harriet has to go to London.  Have--have you been back ... since?"

"To your window?"

"To our window," said Valerie.

Anthony nodded.

"Yes," he said quietly.  "I--I can't keep away."

It was true.  The place fascinated him.  Tremendous happenings had made
it a shrine.  Already worshipful as Valerie's bower, the ledge was
freshly consecrate to two most excellent saints--Love Confessed and
Life Triumphant.

"I thought you had," said Valerie.  "I saw your footsteps.  And--oh,
please don't go so close to the edge, Anthony.  Promise me you won't.
It--it frightens me so."

Love lent the words an earnestness which there was no mistaking.  My
lady leaned forward, with her hand gripping the woodwork.  There was a
strained, pleading look upon the beautiful face, the proud lips
humbling themselves, the glorious eyes beggars--Royalty upon its knees.

Quite naturally, Anthony's heart answered her.

"I promise, sweet," he said.

The vocative transfigured the lady.  Anthony found himself mirrored in
two dew-burning stars.  To deck her favourite, Nature had robbed the
firmament.  To see such larceny, it is not surprising that the round
world stood still....

With a supreme effort Anthony pulled himself together.

"Patch is too funny," he said.  "He'll come as far as the bank--you
know, below the thicket--and not a step farther.  He just stands there
and wags his tail apologetically.  And there at the foot of the bank he
waits until I return."

Valerie laughed merrily.

"Poor little dog," she said.  "It was enough to----"

"I say, Val, did I leave my flask in the car?"

The two had been too much absorbed to observe the return of the
fresh-faced youngster, and the latter's words cut their communion
short, much as the sudden rasp of curtain-rings scatters the rear of
slumber.  It was providential that the world was moving again.  The
suspension of perpetual motion would have been bound to excite remark.
As it was, the new-comer was upon the very edge of staring, when--

"Let me introduce Mr. Every--Major Lyveden," said Valerie.  The two men
nodded mechanically and murmured politeness.  "Yes, you did, Peter.
Here you are."  She plucked the lost property from the bowels of the
seat and rose to restore it.  "By the way," she added adroitly, "now's
your chance.  Major Lyveden'll tell you whether you ought to wash a
horse's legs."

Thus appealed to--

"Unless," said Anthony, "you've got a groom in a million, I shouldn't
advise it.  It means mud-fever."

"There you are," said Valerie, doubly triumphant.

The youth's face was a study.  Respect was fairly bundling Astonishment
out of the way.  Anthony had spoken as one having authority, and Every
was visibly impressed.

"You really think so, sir?"

With one accord Valerie and Anthony smiled.  The employment of the
title was at once so irregular and so appropriate.  Instinct had shown
herself to be above raiment.  Surely no manner of man ever was paid so
exquisite a compliment.

A motor-horn coughed, and Anthony glanced over his shoulder.  Then--

"I must go," he said quietly.  "Good-bye."

He touched his cap with a smile and left them.  Every gazed after him
with his hat in his hand.  Then he looked at Valerie with wide eyes.

"But--but he's a footman," he said stupidly.

      *      *      *      *      *

When upon the following day Anthony admitted that he had never seen the
view from The Beacon, the Alisons, all three, cried out upon the
omission with no uncertain voice.

The four were breakfasting.

"But," declared Anne, "you simply must see it.  It's the most wonderful
view in the world."

Anthony doubted this.  He did not say so, of course, but he would have
staked a month's wages that he could have shown them a finer.  As it
was, he expressed politely enthusiastic astonishment.

"It is, really," said Betty.  "And the tints at this time of year--why,
even George raves about it!"

"That's right," said her husband.  "Never lose an opportunity of
insult.  Why 'even George'?  Can't a chauffeur have a soul?"

"Who went to sleep at the Russian Ballet?" said Betty.

"Go on," said George.  "Rake over the muck-heap.  And what if I did?
The music suggested slumber.  I merely adopted the suggestion."

"Did it also suggest that you should snore?" said his wife.  "Or was
that your own idea?"

George touched Anthony on the arm and nodded towards the speaker.

"Look at the scorn in that eye," he said.  "See?  The one that's
looking our way."

With an air of unutterable contempt, Betty lighted a cigarette and then
hurled the matchbox at her unsuspecting spouse.  The missile ricocheted
off his chin and fell noisily into the cup of tea which was halfway to
his lips....

When order had been restored--

"He must see it at once," said Betty.  "Before the leaves fall."

"The view, or the ballet?" said George.

"Idiot!" She turned to Anne.  "Why don't you take him this afternoon?
It's his day out, and you know you can always go."

"Yes, please do," said Anthony.

He could not very well have said anything else.  Besides, Anne was all
right.  He liked her.  There was, of course, but one woman in the
world.  Still Anne was a good sort, and he would not have hurt her
feelings for anything.

The matter was arranged then and there.

Seven hours later the two, with Patch, were tramping over a rising moor
towards a dense promise of woodland which rose in a steep slope, jagged
and tossing.  This day the ragamuffin winds were out--a plaguy,
blustering crew, driving hither and thither in a frolic that knew no
law, buffeting either cheek, hustling bewildered vanes, cuffing the
patient trees into a dull roar of protest that rose and fell, a sullen
harmony, joyless and menacing.  The skies were comfortless, and there
was a sinister look about the cold grey pall that spoke of winter and
the pitiless rain and the scream of the wind in tree-tops, and even
remembered the existence of snow.

"I wish it was a better day," said Anne.  "It's always worth seeing;
but you won't see so far to-day, and there's no sun."

Anthony glanced at the sky.

"Unless," he said, "it's worth seeing when the trees are bare, it's
just as well we're going there to-day.  That sky means mischief.  Are
you sure you're warm enough?"

Anne laughed.

"Supposing I said I wasn't," she said, "what would you do about it?
Give me your coat?"

Anthony stood still.

"I should take you home--quick," he said gravely.

Honestly he hoped that she would waver.  He had never wanted to come.
Left to himself, he and Patch would have walked--elsewhither.  Had he
not known that Valerie was away, he would have excused himself at
breakfast.  Not for anything in the world would he have forfeited a
chance of meeting her.  Poor Anne's feelings would have had to rough it.

"I'm as warm as toast," said Miss Alison cheerfully.  "And I know you
don't want to come," she added, bubbling, "but you've just got to.
You'll thank me afterwards."

Fiercely as he protested his innocence, Anthony felt extremely guilty.
He had, it seemed, committed a breach of good taste, which must be
repaired forthwith.  He determined to be very nice to Anne.  This
should not have been difficult, for she was full of good points.

Fate had not been kind, but Anne found no fault with her heritage.
Indeed, her temper was infectiously healthy.  For years now Fortune had
never piped to her, but that did not keep her from dancing.  In the
circumstances, that she should have been so good to look upon seemed
almost hard....

The two passed on.

It was a way Anthony had never gone, and, once in the thick of the
woods, he could not have told where he was.  Anne, apparently, knew her
line backwards, for she climbed steadily, chattering all the time and
taking odd paths and random grass-grown tracks with an unconscious
confidence which was almost uncanny.  More than once she turned to
strike across some ground no foot had charted, each time unerringly to
find the track upon the far side waiting to point them
upward--sometimes gently, and sometimes with a sharp rise, but always

For all that, the pace his companion set was almost punishing, and
Anthony was on the point of pleading a respite, when--

"Almost there now," panted Miss Alison.  "Round to the right here,

The rest of the sentence was lost upon Anthony, and is of no
consequence to us.

As he was rounding the corner, he had turned to whistle for Patch.  For
two very excellent reasons the whistle was never delivered.  The first
was that the Sealyham was only five paces in rear.  The second was that
he was standing quite still in the middle of the path, wagging his tail

For a moment Anthony stared at him.  Then he swung round, to find
himself face to face with a broad natural bank, some thirty feet high.

      *      *      *      *      *

When Valerie French, who had come by way of the finger-post, saw Patch
dormant at the foot of the broad bank, she could have jumped for joy.

At the last minute rheumatism had laid its irreverent hand upon the
patrician muscles of Lady Touchstone's back, and the visit to Town had
been summarily postponed.  Valerie, who should have been sorry, was
undeniably glad.  She could not communicate with Anthony, but there was
a bare chance that she might do better than that.  What afternoons he
had free she did not know.  How he employed such as he had, he had told
her in plain terms.  She was, of course, to see him on Sunday, but that
was four days away.  Besides, she wanted to meet him upon that gravel
cliff--that window-sill whose freehold they shared.  High matters were
on the edge of settlement.  It was appropriate that they should there
be settled where, in a mad moment, Fate had staked upon one cast all
the kingdoms of the earth and their glory--staked them and lost them.
That it was now but a question of taking possession of their
inheritance, Valerie never doubted.  In this she was right.  The
crooked way of Love had been made straight: only the treading of it
remained--a simple business.  That he had saved her life did not weigh
with Anthony at all.  That Death had summoned them, looked in their
eyes, and let them go--together, made all the difference.  It was as
though a hand had written upon the wall....

The sight, then, of the terrier verified hopes which she had been
afraid to harbour.  She had wanted so much, and it had all come to
pass.  She had wanted to meet her man, to see him ere he knew she was
there, to find him there at the window, to come delicately behind him,
to have him turn and see her, to mark the sudden gladdening of his dear
grey eyes....

Tremulously she ascended the tiny path and passed a-tiptoe into the

You would have sworn it an elf that stole across the clearing beyond....

As she glided into cover--

"Rain," said Anthony.  "Now we're for it.  No coats, no umbrella, no
nothing.  Anne, you're in for a wetting."

"Won't be the first time," said Anne cheerfully.

"Well, come on, any way," said Anthony.  "The woods'll shelter us for a
while, and then----"

"I shall have a bath," said Anne.  "A nice hot bath directly I get in.
You know, all steaming and----"

"Will you come on?" said Anthony, laughing.

The two thrust through the screen and across the clearing.  A moment
later the thicket had swallowed them up.

As in a dream, Valerie heard their voices getting fainter and

Presently they died altogether, and she was left alone with the rain.
This fairly pelted upon her, but she never moved.  The truth is, she
never noticed it.

A sudden rush of wind whipped a strand of her dark hair loose and flung
it across her lips, but she never moved.

After a little while the wind died too, and for the second time she was
left alone with the rain.



Here is a note, gentlemen, on its way to a lady, I have set it out now,
that you may be wiser than she--by some twenty-four hours.  Such as it
is, I like my lookers-on to see the best of the game.

    14th November._


_I observe from your letter that you have lost faith in the man you
love.  Now, although I know him not, I trust him implicitly.  I do not
care what has happened.  Shall I tell you why?  Because I know that you
would never have put your trust in him had he been unworthy._

_Love plays such queer tricks with its victims, making the fearless
timorous, the proud lowly, the trusting doubtful.  Who was it coined
that mischievous phrase, "Too good to be true"?  He has much to answer
for.  Nothing is too good to be true.  Not even the love of a man for a
maid, Valerie.  You found it so good that you were thoroughly prepared
to find it false.  And the moment you saw the clouds, you believed the
sun to be dead.  That is heathenish and the way of the people who
imagine a vain thing._

_His explanation will shame you, of course; but take the lesson to

  _Your affectionate uncle,

      *      *      *      *      *

The Assize Court was crowded.  Even upon the Bench there was little
room to spare; and when the High Sheriff disappeared to return a moment
later with two ladies, the Judge's clerk eyed the new-comers with
something of that impotent indignation with which a first-class
passenger regards the violation of his state by belated individuals
whose possession of first-class tickets is highly dubious.

The calendar contained no case of unusual interest, but the Red Judge
comes to Brooch but three times a year, and the old market-town makes
the most of its gaol deliveries.

At the moment of the ladies' entering, Mr. Albert Morgan was in charge
of the jury, and the twelve gentlemen were in course of hearkening to
evidence which suggested with painful clarity that the prisoner's sins
of commission included that of felony.  That Mr. Morgan had been caught
red-handed had not prevented the rogue from pleading "Not guilty."  He
had stood in docks before now.  Besides, enough money had been found to
instruct a member of the Bar--if not a solicitor--to argue his impudent

"Anthony Lyveden," said counsel for the Crown.

"Anthony Lyveden!" cried the constable-usher.

"Anthony Lyveden!" bawled his colleague, opening the door of the Court.

Anthony, who was pacing the hall, came quickly.  A moment later he had
entered the box.

His footman's overcoat accentuated at once his height and his breeding.
It suited the figure admirably, but not the man.  The handsome,
clean-cut face, the excellence of his speech--above all, the
personality of the witness--gave the lie to his garb.  Moreover, he
displayed a quiet dignity of manner which was as different from that of
the most exquisite lackey as is sable from civet.  From resting upon
him the eyes of the Court began to stare...

Lest their owners be thought unmannerly, it is fair to record that the
last witness, whilst swearing that he was a chauffeur, had resembled
one of the landed gentry of the Edwardian Age, and that the last but
one--to wit, the chauffeur's employer--had sworn that he was a retired
grocer, and looked exactly like one.

Anthony took the oath and glanced about him.

From the dock Mr. Morgan was regarding him with a malevolent glare.
Farther back sat George Alison, upon his face an expression of profound
resignation, which was plainly intended to indicate to his colleague
the unpleasant nature of his late ordeal.  And there, between the High
Sheriff and Lady Touchstone, sat Miss Valerie French....

With narrowed eyes and a face impassive as a mask she met the footman's
look.  By her side her aunt was smiling recognition, but Anthony never
saw that.  Gazing upon the beauty of that face which he had once
transfigured, he found it frozen.  That proud red bow of a mouth, that
had been his for the taking, might have been graven of precious stone.
Here was no vestige of Love.  Tenderness was clean gone.  Even as he
looked, the blue eyes shifted casually to wander around the Court....
The cold wind of Indifference made Anthony's heart shiver within him.

Small wonder that he replied to counsel's questions mechanically, like
a man in a dream.

He had, of course, known that he was out of favour.

One perfect Wednesday she had worshipped him to his face: upon the
following Sabbath he had been turned away from her doors.  For this
mysterious fall from grace no reason had been vouchsafed.  Moreover, so
high was the favour, so eminent the grace, that Anthony had been
desperately bruised.  For a little he had been stunned.  More than
once, as he had walked dazedly home, he had tripped and stumbled.  And,
on reaching the house, he had done what he had never thought to
do--surreptitiously poured and swallowed a glass of his master's
brandy.  As the days marched by, he had in some sort recovered--slowly,
if for no other reason because Grief should have air and not be clapped
under hatches.  And now--here was the lady, pointing in person the
unpleasant truth that she had no further use for him....

Had they but told their love before his downfall, his course would have
been simple.  In that case, to ask an explanation of his dismissal
would have been lawful enough.  But things had not gone so far.  It was
while they were yet upon the threshold of harmony that the end had
come.  Of his honesty Anthony felt that he had no right to question
her.  The lady had not engaged herself: she was still free to do as she
pleased.  His cursed footmanhood was an additional embarrassment.  To
speak vulgarly, it put the lid on.  And now--why was she here?

Thus throughout his examination-in-chief the imps of Recollection and
Speculation spun and whirled in his brain-pan.

Why on earth was she there?

It is doubtful whether Miss French herself could have answered that

You will please believe, gentlemen, that her heart had brought her.  It
is the plain truth.  Though Anthony did not know it, he had taken her
faith in his hands and torn it across and across.  For all that, she
loved him still.  She had a strange, pathetic longing to see him once
more, and the case of "The King against Morgan" had offered her the
chance.  She had heard of the matter, and knew he must come to court to
give his evidence.  In such a place she would be able to study him
undisturbed, and, most important of all, any speech between them would
be safely impossible.  A note to the High Sheriff had arranged her
admission....  Incidentally, a burst tire on the way from Bell Hammer
had almost spoiled everything.  As we have seen, however, the ladies
were just in time....

"Yes," purred counsel for the Crown.  "And then?"

"Then the prisoner gave a cry and rushed into the drawing-room."

"What did you do?"

"I followed him and seized him.  When assistance arrived, he was
secured, and in the morning he was handed over to the police."

With a nod, counsel resumed his seat.

Mr. Morgan's representative got upon his feet with a truculent air.  As
he did so, somebody touched him upon the shoulder, and he turned to see
his client leaning out of the dock.  With an apologetic smirk at his
lordship, the lawyer left his seat....

"What is it?  What is it?" he whispered testily.

Mr. Morgan breathed into his ear.

"This is the swine," he said evilly.  "Put it acrost 'im.  Arsk 'im----"

"You shut yer face," said his adviser.  "An' don' try an' teach me my
job, or I'll 'ave you in the box."

Before this threat Mr. Morgan subsided, muttering.

Impatiently counsel for the defence returned to his place.  Once there,
he adjusted his gown, consulted a blank sheet of paper with some
acerbity, and then addressed himself to the witness.

"Why did you leave your last place?"

Anthony hesitated.  Then--

"I was unable to get on with one member of the household," he said.

"Were you dismissed?"

"I was."


"As the result of a difference I had."

"Come, come, sir.  That's no answer."

"The son of the house insulted me, and I knocked him down."

Such a sensational reply fairly took the wind out of counsel's sails.
Amid a stifled murmur of excitement he strove to collect himself.

"You--er--assaulted him?"

"I did."

"Rather hasty, aren't you?"

"I don't think so."

"We shall see.  Now, upon the night in question--the night of the
burglary with which my client is charged--where had you been?"

"To a private house."

"From which you, a footman, return at four in the morning?"

"Yes," said Anthony.

"Did you have any drinks at the--er, private house?"

"I drank some wine."

"How many hours were you there?"

"About five."

"You can drink a good deal in five hours?"

"You can," said Anthony.

"How many drinks did you have?"

"I drank two or three glasses of wine."

"What sort of wine?"


"In fact, you had a good evening?"

"I enjoyed myself very much."

"Exactly.  And you returned--shall we say, 'happy'?"

"If you are suggesting that I was under the influence of drink----"

"Answer my question, sir."

The Judge interfered.

"Either, Mr. Blink, you are suggesting that the witness was under the
influence of drink, or I fail to see the point of your questions."

Hurriedly counsel agreed, announced magnanimously that he would not
pursue the matter, and plunged into a series of causeless and empty
inquiries in the hope of stumbling upon an answer with which he might
first of all hammer the witness and then erect a defence.  His efforts
went unrewarded, and behind him in the dock Mr. Morgan ground his teeth
with vexation.  That he was not getting his friends' money's worth was
obvious.  He did not expect to get off, but if he could have seen
Lyveden discredited he would have taken his gruel with a grin.
Venomously he gnawed his fingers....

For the twentieth time counsel drew a bow at a venture.

"You're not under notice to leave your present place?"

"Yes," said Anthony, "I am."

Despite herself, Valerie French started, and the chauffeur at the back
of the court stared at the witness wide-eyed.  The court, which had
almost lost interest, pricked up its ears.  Hardly disguising his
relief, counsel proceeded to develop the impression in his own
time-honoured way.  Turning his back upon the witness, he elevated his
eyebrows and then smiled very pleasantly upon a ventilator immediately
above the jury-box.

"Really?" he said.  "This is most interesting.  Under notice, are you?
Dear me....  Why?"

"I have given notice myself."

"Oh, indeed.  Why?"

"For private reasons."

Counsel appeared to find this answer so highly diverting that after a
moment's hesitation the jury joined in his merriment.  As the titter

"I'm afraid," said Mr. Blink apologetically, "I'm afraid I can't take

Anthony paled.

"I wish," he said, "to leave the neighbourhood."


Anthony hesitated, and the Judge laid down his pen.

"Mr. Blink, I don't wish in any way to embarrass you, but can this
affect your case?"

An expert in impudence, Mr. Blink was well aware of the amazing
possibilities of consummate audacity.

"My lord," he said solemnly, "my suggestion is that the witness knows
considerably more about this burglary than he is willing to admit."

The improvised shaft went home.

For a moment there was dead silence.  Then some one gasped audibly, a
breeze of emotion rustled over the court, and the jury leaned
forward....  Only the Judge, before him a list of the prisoner's
previous convictions, sat like an image.

With a spiteful gleam in his eyes, Mr. Morgan moistened his lips.  This
was more like it.

Counsel, now in his element, addressed the witness.

"Whence," he demanded dramatically, "whence this sudden desire to make
yourself scarce?"

Breathlessly the reply was awaited....

None came, however, and counsel took up the running with a dry laugh.

"Very good," he said.  "I take your answer."

Anthony stepped down and joined the chauffeur without a word.

Ten minutes later Mr. Blink was fanning the flame of mistrust into a
conflagration.  What, he asked, did the jury think?  They were men of
the world.  Candidly, had they ever seen such a chauffeur and footman
before?  Did they look like servants?  Of course they had Mr.
Bumble's--their master's--confidence.  _But had they the jury's?_  He
did not wish to usurp the functions of the cinema or the stage, but it
was his duty to remind them that sometimes Truth was stranger than
Fiction....  Here were two servants, who were obviously not servants at
all, giving such overwhelming satisfaction that they were allowed
unheard-of liberty--liberty which afforded unrivalled opportunities....
"Out till four in the morning, gentlemen.  A latch-key to let them in.
A motor-car at their disposal.  And now--leaving this comfortable--this
perfect situation.  Why?  No answer.  _Is it because the game is up,
gentlemen?_ ..."

His lordship, who in his time had seen many juries befooled, summed up
rather wearily, and at twenty-five minutes to one Mr. Morgan was found
"Not guilty."

That the latter should greet the verdict with a gesture of derision
verged, all things considered, upon indecency.  It is good to think
that the warder who hustled him from the dock, and played full-back for
the prison, made this as clear as daylight.

      *      *      *      *      *

Valerie left the court in some annoyance.  She was annoyed that Anthony
had been lessened, and she was annoyed to find that she cared whether
he had been lessened or not.  She would also have liked to know the
reason for his proposed departure.  Undoubtedly it had to do with Anne
Alison.  His very reticence proved it.  Perhaps she was going, too....
Anne Alison....  At the very thought of the girl, Valerie's resentment
welled up anew.  Jealousy knows no law.  The reflection that it was at
her instance that Anthony had gone as footman to the house where Anne
was housemaid rode her with a harsh and merciless hand.  Often enough,
sunk in most bitter contemplation of this fact, she got no further.

That she got no further to-day was due to a timely
interruption--nothing less, in fact, than a snort of an intensity too
clamorous to be ignored.

Valerie looked up.

"At last," said Lady Touchstone with some asperity.  "That's the

"The fourth what?" said Valerie.

"The fourth snort," said her aunt.  "I don't know what's the matter
with you nowadays.  To snort at all, I must be profoundly moved.  You
know that as well as I do."

"What's the matter?" said Valerie.

Lady Touchstone stared at her.

"My dear," she said, "what you want is a change.  You have just
witnessed what I hope is the most flagrant miscarriage of justice of
recent years, you have seen twelve fools bamboozled by a knave, you
have heard a friend of yours grossly insulted, and you ask me what's
the matter."  The car swung round a corner, and Lady Touchstone, who
was unready, heeled over with a cry.  "I wish Mason wouldn't do that,"
she added testily, dabbing at her _toque_.  "So subversive of dignity.
What was I saying?  Oh yes.  A change.  We'd better go to Nice."

Before Miss French could reply, a deafening report from beneath them
announced the dissolution of another tire.

Mason brought the car to the side of the road.  Then he applied the
hand-brake and alighted heavily to inspect the damage.

With a resigned air, Lady Touchstone sat awaiting his report.

Valerie began to laugh.

"Shall I tell you what he's doing?" she said.

Her aunt regarded her.

"I presume he's staring at the wheel," she said shortly.  "Though of
what interest a deflated tire can be to anybody passes my

"Not at all," said her niece.  "Mason is trying to make up his mind to
tell you that we shall have to walk home.  He only brought one spare
cover, and we've used that."

Lady Touchstone glanced at her watch.

"And the Billows," she said grimly, "are coming to lunch in twenty
minutes."  She raised her voice.  "All right, Mason.  Miss Valerie's
broken it to me.  Stop the first vehicle that approaches and ask them
to give us a lift."

"Very good, my lady."

"Supposing," said Valerie, "it's a milk-float."

"So much the better," replied her aunt.  "I've always wanted to ride in
a milk-float.  It's the survival of the Roman chariot."  Placidly she
settled herself in her corner and closed her eyes.  "Dear me.  What a
relief it is not to be moving!  If only the Billows weren't coming...."

Neither she nor Valerie heard the approach of the Rolls.  Indeed, it
was not until George Alison, in response to Mason's signals, was
bringing the great blue car actually alongside that the ladies realized
that help was at hand.

The sight of Anthony Lyveden alighting to take his master's orders
chilled Valerie as the breath of a crypt.  Her aunt, on the contrary,
was plainly as pleased as Punch at the encounter....

So soon as Mr. Bumble appreciated that it was the quality of Bell
Hammer who sought his assistance, he took appropriate action.  Hat in
hand, he descended into the road and, speaking with grave civility, put
his car at the ladies' disposal.  This being accepted, he handed them
out of their own and ushered them into the Rolls.  Then he bowed very
pleasantly and closed the door.

Valerie started to her feet.

"But, Mr. Bumble," she cried, "of course you're coming.  Aunt Harriet,
we can't...."

"Of course we can't," said Lady Touchstone.  "Mr. Bumble, get in at

Humbly their host shook his head.

"Bell 'Ammer is no distance, me lady, an' the car can come back.  I
shouldden dream o' takin' advantage of an acciden', me lady."

Regretting very much that she had never noticed the ex-grocer before,
Lady Touchstone sought desperately to pull the position round.

"Mr. Bumble," she said, "we cannot use your car without you.  That we
do not know one another is my fault.  Please get in.  I want to tell
you how very sorry we are about your case."

Again Mr. Bumble bowed.

"Your ladyship is most kind.  If Mrs. Bumble was 'ere, it'd be
different....  But we're both of us proud, me lady, fer you to 'ave the
car.  An'--an' please don' put yerself out, m'm.  I'm in no 'urry."

The quiet determination of his tone was unmistakable.  The little man
was clearly stoutly resolved not to improve an acquaintance which his
wife did not share.  Wealth had not clouded his memory nor corrupted
his simple heart.

Lady Touchstone hauled down her flag.

"You're one of the old school, Mr. Bumble," she said, "so we won't
argue.  Will you tell Mrs. Bumble that, if Thursday's quite convenient,
we shall call at The Shrubbery and ask her to give us some tea?"

And Valerie put out her hand.

"Good-bye for the present," she said.  "Thank you so very much."

The next moment they were gone.

Hat still in hand, the ex-grocer looked after the car.

"Lady by name an' lady by nature," he said softly.  Then he put on his
hat and turned to Mason.  "'Ave a cigar, boy.  I 'ate smokin' alone."

As they swept out of sight, Lady Touchstone picked up the speaking tube.

"George Alison!" she cried.  Up went the chauffeur's head.  "Stop the
car, please.  Valerie and Major Lyveden will change places.  We want to
discuss the trial."

George slowed up with a grin.

Jack opened the door for Jill, who descended with an airy nod of
greeting which hurt him more than the stoniest disregard.  With her
head high, she stepped to the seat he had left.  As he was closing the
high side door upon her, her fur coat intervened, and Jack set it
gently aside.  Jill felt the touch, turned, glanced down and twitched
the garment away....

Anthony's eyes blazed.  A short six inches away, Valerie's blazed

On the opposite side of the car George and Lady Touchstone were hanging
out of their seats, raving concurrent invective against the Laws of

For a moment eyes searched eyes steadily.  Then, with a faint smile,
Anthony leaned forward and kissed the proud red lips.  Then he shut the
door with infinite care....

Had Miss French's fur coat been less voluminous, the gulf which Error
had set between the lovers might have been bridged within the week.
But it was a fine wrap, and ample.  In an instant the gulf had become a
sea of troubles, with the house that Jack had built upon one side, and
the castle which Jill had raised upon the other.  And, as for a bridge,
their labour now was lost that sought to build one.  It had become a
case for a causeway.

As the car slid forward--

"And why," said Lady Touchstone, "are you going away?"

Anthony laughed jerkily.

"Have a heart, Lady Touchstone," he cried.  "I've already risked
imprisonment to save my secret."

Her ladyship looked about her.

"This," she said, "appears to be the interior of an expensive limousine
landaulette.  Very different from a court-house.  The seats are softer,
for one thing.  Besides, from his adviser the client should conceal

"Are you my adviser?"

"That," said Lady Touchstone, "is my role."

"But am I your client?"

"I advise you to be."

For a long moment Lyveden stared straight ahead.  Upon the front seat
Miss French was chattering to George Alison with an unwonted
liveliness, punctuated with little bursts of merriment.  All the while
she kept her head so turned that Anthony might miss not a jot of her

"I'm sorry," said Lyveden quietly.  "You're very kind, Lady Touchstone,
and I'm properly grateful.  But I can't tell you."

He was, of course, perfectly right.  Intervention was not to be thought
of, much less encouraged.  For one thing, to mutter that Valerie and he
were estranged would be to proclaim a previous intimacy.  For another,
it was an affair, not of hearts only, but of deeps calling.  Each
lifting up the other's heart, the twain had distilled a music that is
not of this world: it was unthinkable that an outsider should be shown
a single note of the score.  Finally, Anthony wanted no peace-making.
What had he to do with peace?

The silver cord was loosed, but he had not loosed it.  The golden bowl
was broken, but not at his hand.  It was she--Valerie French--that had
wrought the havoc.  That cord and bowl were the property as much of
Anthony as of her had not weighed with the lady.  As if this were not
enough, he was to be used like a leper....  What had he to do with

The thought that he had been able to pick up the glove she had thrown
down with such a flourish elated him strangely.  To kiss My Lady
Disdain upon the mouth--that was an answer.  That would teach her to
draw upon an unarmed man.  For she had thought him weaponless.  What
footman carries a sword?  And then, in the nick of time, Fate had
thrust a rapier into the flunkey's hand....

Lady Touchstone was speaking....

"Well, well," she said gently, "perhaps you're right.  I'm sorry, you
know.  I saw two lives smashed once by a clerical error on the part of
a florist's assistant.  I knew them both, too, but neither would speak.
When it was just too late, Eleanor opened her mouth....  Unknown to
her, I went to the florist's shop and looked at their order-book.  Sure
enough, there was the trouble.  I never told her, of course.  But it's
haunted me ever since.  Two lives ... smashed....  And they say that
silence is golden....  When you do go, will you let me have your

"I can imagine nothing more worthless," said Anthony.  "But I think
I've been rude enough.  I promise to send it you."

For no apparent reason he laughed bitterly.  His companion shuddered.

"Don't laugh like that, Major Lyveden.  It's bad for my heart.  Oh,
dear.  How fast George is driving!  We shall be at Bell Hammer before
we know where we are."  Suddenly she leaned forward and caught at the
footman's sleeve.  "Anthony Lyveden, I've shown you my hand.  As you
love my niece, what is the trouble?"

Anthony set his teeth.

"Can't be done," he said, "Lady Touchstone.  We've got to work it out
for ourselves."

"Curse your pride," said that lady.  "There.  Now I've sworn at you.
But it's your own fault.  And how are you two goats going to work it
out for yourselves?  With one of you bleating at Nice, and the
other--Heaven knows where--in England?  D'you go to church, Anthony

"I used to."

"Then go again.  Get to your knees and pray.  Pray to be delivered from
blindness of heart, Anthony Lyveden.  D'you hear?  Blindness of heart.
From pride, vainglory and hypocrisy.  Not that you're hypocritical, but
they go together, and it'll do no harm.  And I shall make Valerie go,
and--and I shall pray for you both."

Anthony slid off his hat and put her hand to his lips....

As he did so, the car sped past a red lodge and into a curling drive.

Lady Touchstone sought for a pocket-handkerchief.

"There's a tear on my nose," she explained.  "I can feel it.  It's a
real compliment, Anthony Lyveden.  You're the very first man that's
ever made Harriet Touchstone cry."

The car swept to the steps.

Anthony was down in a flash.  Tenderly he handed her out....

By the time her aunt had alighted, Valerie was at the top of the steps.
Anthony walked up to her steadily.  Then he took off his hat.

"I humbly apologize," he said.  "It was unpardonable."

"You're right," said Valerie quietly.  "That's just what it was."

As she spoke, a servant opened the door.

Valerie turned on her heel and walked into the house.

That same evening, when the others had gone to bed, Anthony called his
terrier and set him upon his knee.

"Patch," he said, "I've come back to the fold."  As was his habit when
mystified, the terrier swallowed apologetically.  "Is that too hard for
you, my fellow?  Let me put it like this.  Once there were just you and
I, weren't there?  A fool and his dog.  Caring for nobody, nobody
caring for them, but to each other--just everything."  The Sealyham
licked his face.  "Then one day she came ...  She.  A wonderful,
peerless creature, to dazzle the poor fool's eyes.  And the fool just
fell down and worshipped her.  He didn't forget his little dog, Patch.
He never did that.  But--well, it wasn't the same.  Of course not.  You
must have felt it sometimes....  But you're a good little chap.  And I
couldn't help it, Patch.  She--seemed--so--very--sweet....  I risked
your life for her once.  I did, really."  He paused to stare into the
fire.  Then he took a deep breath.  "By Jove, if you'd gone...  I
should have been left now, shouldn't I?  Properly carted.  Well, well,
old fellow, it's over now.  Never again, Patch.  The fool's learned his
lesson.  You'd never let me down, would you?  No.  But she has.  They
say it's a way women have.  And I'm going to wash her right out of my
life, Patch.  Right out.  Now."

He set the dog down, stretched out his arms wearily, and got upon his
feet.  The terrier leaped up and down as if he had been promised a walk.

Anthony laughed.

"So?  You're pleased, are you?  Ah, well..."

He turned out the gas, and the two passed upstairs.

Anthony was as good as his word.

You cannot kill Memory, but you can send the jade packing.  That he did
faithfully.  By sheer force of will he thrust all thoughts of Valerie
out of his head.  They returned ceaselessly, to be as ceaselessly
rejected.  Their rejection took the form of displacement.  They were,
so to speak, crowded out.  All day long he was for ever forcing his
attention upon some matter or other to the exclusion of the lady.  A
thousand times she came tripping--always he fobbed her off.
Considering how much of late he had been content to drift with the
stream, the way in which his mind bent to the oars was amazing.  His
output of mental energy was extraordinary.  Will rode Brain with a
bloody spur.  When night came, the man was worn out....

In the circumstances it was hard, though not surprising, that he should
have dreamed so persistently of the tall, dark girl.  It suggests that
Nature is an unscrupulous opponent.  Be that as it may, night after
night, while the man slept, the tares were sown.  Sleep, whom he had
counted his ally, proved herself neutral.  She was content to knit up
the sleeve of care.  That her handmaidens as fast unravelled it was
none of her business.  After a week of this devilry, Anthony groaned.
Then he set his teeth, and, pleading insomnia, obtained permission to
walk abroad after supper.  With Patch at his heels, he covered mile
after mile.  So, though the mental strain was prolonged, he became
physically played out.  His determination had its reward.  He came to
sleep like the dead.

With a sigh for his simplicity, Nature plucked another iron out of the

Anthony began to lose weight.

      *      *      *      *      *

Thursday afternoon came and went, and with it Lady Touchstone and
Valerie.  The Bumbles were duly overwhelmed, treating their visitors
with an embarrassing deference which nothing could induce them to
discard: out of pure courtesy Lady Touchstone ate enough for a
schoolboy; thereby doing much to atone for Valerie, who ate nothing at
all: the Alisons respectfully observed the saturnalia and solemnly
reduced Mason to a state of nervous disorder by entertaining him in the
servants' hall: Anthony kept out of the way.

Not so Patch, however, who must, of course, put his small foot into it
with a splash.

The visitors were in the act of emerging from the front door, Mrs.
Bumble was dropping the second of three tremulous curtsies, and Mr.
Bumble was offering the stirrup-cup of humble duty, when the terrier
emerged from some laurels and, recognizing Valerie, rushed delightedly
to her side.  Before she was aware of his presence, he was leaping to
lick her face....

To disregard such unaffected benevolence would have been worse than
churlish, and Valerie stooped to the Sealyham and gave him her cheek.
Patch lay down on his back and put his legs in the air.  His tail was
going, and there was a shy invitation in the bright brown eyes which
was irresistible.  Valerie hesitated.  Then, on a sudden impulse, she
picked up the little white dog and held him close.

"Good-bye, Patch," she whispered.  "Good-bye."

She kissed the rough white head and put him down tenderly.  Then she
stepped into the car with a quivering lip.

It was as the car was turning out of the drive that she burst into

Such consolation as Lady Touchstone sought to administer was gently but
firmly declined: and, since her niece would have none of it, neither,
gentlemen, shall you.

It was a few hours later--to be exact, at a quarter before ten
o'clock--that a gentleman of some distinction laid down _The Times_.

For a moment or two he sat still, looking into the fire.  Then he
picked up a pile of depositions and drew a pencil-case from his pocket.
For a while the occasional flick of a page argued his awful attention
to the recital of crime: then the keen grey eyes slid back to the
glowing coals, and the longhand went by the board.  It was evident that
there was some extraneous matter soliciting his lordship's regard, and
in some sort gaining the same because of its importunity.

Mr. Justice Molehill was all alone.  He had sent his marshal to the
cinema, "lest the boy should grow dull," and, except for the servants,
somewhere below stairs, the great gaunt mansion used as the Judge's
Lodging, lodged for the nonce no other inmate.

The room in which the Judge sat was enormous.  Indeed, the shaded lamp,
set upon a table close to his shoulder, did little more than insist
upon the depths of the chamber, which to illumine effectively you would
have needed a score of lamps slung from the ceiling.  For all its size,
however, the room was sparsely furnished.  At the far end a huge carved
writing-table loomed out of the shadows; six high-backed chairs reared
themselves here and there against the walls; between prodigious windows
a gigantic press lifted its massive head.  Reckoning the little table
bearing the lamp, and a pair of easy-chairs, that is a ready inventory.
A heavy carpet and curtains of the same dull red certainly excluded the
draughts.  For all that, it was not a chamber in which to sit apart
from the fire.  The marshal hated the place openly, and, on being
rallied by the Judge, had confessed that it "got on his nerves."  He
had even suggested that it was haunted.  Mr. Justice Molehill had
laughed him to scorn.

His lordship, then, was gazing upon the fire.  After, perhaps, about
two minutes of time, he crossed his knees suddenly and flung up his
hand in a little gesture of impatience.

"Anthony Lyveden," he muttered.  "Where on earth have I heard that

The expression upon his face was that of a man absorbed in searching
his memory.  He was, indeed, so much engrossed in this occupation that
the keen grey eyes went straying whither they listed.

Let us follow those eyes.

From the light of the fire in its cage to the toe of his lordship's
pump, up to the chiselled mantel and the cigarette-box--the
marshal's--perched on the narrow ledge, down to the heavy bell-pull by
the side of the hearth, on to a high-backed chair against the wall,
down again to the floor--all black here, for the light is too distant
to show the carpet's hue--on into the shadows, where something--the
table, of course--shows like a grim bas-relief hewn out of the
darkness, on to its ponderous top, where the candles...

It was upon the top of the table that the keen grey eyes came to
rest--idly.  The next moment his lordship's frame stiffened with a

The radiance of two wax candles was illuminating the bitterness of
death upon a man's face.  It was an old face, long, gaunt,
clean-shaven, and the ill-fitting wig that gaped about the shrunken
temples gave it the queer pinched look which tells of a starved belly.
Eyes red-rimmed and staring, a long thin nose, and an unearthly pallor
made it displeasing: the dropped jaw, showing the toothless gums, made
it repulsive.

The hair upon Mr. Justice Molehill's head began to rise.

For a moment the face stayed motionless.  Then the grey lids flickered,
and a trembling hand stole up out of the darkness to twitch at the
lower lip.  A paper upon the table appeared to claim the attention of
those horrible eyes....  But not for long.  Indeed, they had subjected
the document to the very barest perusal, when, with a convulsive
movement, the creature clawed at the paper, tore it with ravening hands
and, clapping the fragments to its distorted mouth, bit and savaged it
like a demoniac....

Hardened as he was to the spectacle of Rage dominant his lordship paled
before this paroxysm of unearthly passion.  All the agony of
disappointed avarice, all the torment of mortification in defeat, all
the frenzy of impotent fury, blazed in one hideous blend out of that
frightful countenance.  Could he have moved, the Judge would have
crossed himself.

Then suddenly came a change.  The passion ebbed out of the face, the
paper fluttered out of the loosened fingers, the red-rimmed eyes took
on another look.  Snail-slow the trembling hand was travelling across
the table....

Immediately between the silver candle-sticks lay a horse-pistol.  As
the fingers approached it, their trembling increased.  Twice they
hesitated, craven flesh rebelling against a recreant will.  They shook
so frightfully upon encountering the butt that it seemed as if to grasp
it were beyond their power.  Once they had seized it, however, the
trembling left them and passed into the hand....

With the approach of the weapon, the horror upon the face became
unspeakable.  The eyes were starting, the mouth working painfully.
Resolved to be rid of life, yet terrified to die, the wretch was
writhing.  There never was seen so loathsome a paradox.  Cowardice was
gone crusading.

The Judge's tongue clove to the roof of his mouth.

With the assistance of the other hand, the pistol had been turned
about, but head and hands were all shaking so violently that the
introduction of the muzzle into the gaping mouth was hardly
accomplished.  Twice cup missed lip, and the steel went jabbing against
the ashen cheek.  The next moment gums drummed on the metal with a
hideous vibration.

With a shock his lordship recognized the sound as one which he and the
marshal had heard more than once at this hour, and, after discussion,
had attributed to an idiosyncrasy of water under the influence of heat.

That the supreme moment had arrived would have been patent from the
eyes alone.  Riveted upon the trigger-finger, squinting until the
pupils were almost lost to view, they were the orbs of a fiend.  Even
as the Judge gazed, the light of Insanity took flaming possession.
Hell, grown impatient, had sent a sheriff for the usurer's soul....

With a dull crash the fire fell in, and the Judge started to his feet
with an oath.

The candles were gone.

The first thing which Mr. Justice Molehill did was to wipe the sweat
from his face, and the second, to mix himself and consume the strongest
whisky and soda he had swallowed for years.  Then, being a man of stout
heart, he picked up the lamp and walked to the writing-table at the end
of the room.  Here all was in order, and the closest scrutiny failed to
reveal any trace of the vision.  The chair was there, certainly, but
its seat was dusty, and upon the table itself there was nothing at all.
The curtain behind the chair, when disarranged, disclosed a window,
heavily shuttered as usual, but nothing more.

Now, his lordship disliked defeat as much as anybody, but if there was
one thing which he detested more than another, it was an inability to
prove an excellent case.  Looking at it from his point of view, he had
here a personal experience at once as interesting and incredible as a
man could fairly be expected to relate.  The reflection was most
provoking.  So much so, indeed, that, after a moment's hesitation, the
Judge picked up the chair and placed it upon the table.  Then he bent
down and, thrusting his hands beneath the edge of the carpet, lifted
this up from the floor.  The fabric was heavy, but he hauled with a
will, and a moment later he was standing upon the boards he had
uncovered.  Thereafter, at the cost of a good deal of exertion, he
managed to roll it back from the window as far as the table itself.
Holding it in place with his knee, his lordship reached for the lamp....

It was his intention to discover whether the boards did not afford some
real evidence of the crime, and it is a matter for regret that, upon
perceiving that the floor had been diligently stained all over with
some coffee-coloured preparation, for the second time in the evening
his lordship swore.  He was, in fact, in some dudgeon about to replace
the lamp, when the torn edge of paper, showing between two boards,
caught his observant eye....

The fine handwriting was faded, but still quite legible.

  _10th Jan., 1789._


_Your letter leaves me no hope but that you have been most grossly
betrayed.  Should you so desire, I will render you indisputable proofs
that the Marquess of Bedlington hath no need of funds, much less hath
delivered in any's favour a bond for the vast sum declared in your
letter.  In a word, though the name subscribed to the bond be that of
Bedlington, it was not the Marquess' hand that set it there.  Who hath
done you this injury, I know not, but Time hath shown that his
lordship's twin brother, Lord Stephen Rome, lately decd., with whom the
Marquess was justly at variance, more than once scrupled not to assume
his brother's person and title to compass his own ends...._

At the mention of the twin brother, Mr. Justice Molehill raised his
keen grey eyes to stare at the lamp.

"Rome," he said softly.  "Rome.  That's right.  It was at the _Grand
Hotel_.  And Anthony Lyveden was the name of the sole legatee.  I knew
I'd heard it before."

      *      *      *      *      *

Mrs. Bumble's parlourmaid was counting upon her pink fingers.

"Sunday twenty-eight, Monday twenty-nine, to-day thirty....  Yes.
To-morrow's the first of December."

George Alison regarded his wife.

"Let us hope," he said gloomily, "that it's a better month.  In the
course of the last four weeks I've had seventeen punctures, I've
endured a miscarriage of justice which has undoubtedly shortened my
life, and I've lost as good a pal as ever I struck."

"To hear you speak," said Betty, "any one would think that Anne and I
had enjoyed ourselves.  It's been just as bad for us."

The chauffeur shook his head.

"You rave," he said shortly.  "In the first place, what have you to do
with tires?"

"If we haven't had the punctures," was the reply, "we've heard enough
about them."

"Yes," said Anne.  "It's been almost as bad as golf.  'What I did at
the fourteenth hole.'"

"In the second place," said George, "women adore irregularity.  I can
conceive nothing more delectable to the feminine appetite than the
spectacle of Justice derailed.  The apotheosis of our esteemed friend
and late colleague, Mr. Albert Morgan, has afforded you two more
indirect gratification than anything I can remember."

"Gratification?" almost screamed the two girls.

"Gratification," said George.  "If I'd come home and said he'd pleaded
guilty and been sent down for five years, you'd have been all
depressed.  In the third place----"

"Monstrous," said Betty.  "Don't laugh, Anne.  As if the very thought
of that man walking about free didn't make my blood boil."

"It made it run cold last time," observed her husband.  "Same principle
as a geyser, I suppose....  Well, as I was saying, in the third place,
what was Anthony to you?"

"One of the best," said Betty stoutly.  "That's what he was."

Her husband wrinkled his nose.

"My point is that he was a man's pal.  He was nice to you because he'd
been properly brought up, but..."

Mournfully he passed his cup to be refilled.

"Go on," said Betty silkily.  "I wouldn't miss this for anything."

Suspiciously George regarded her.

"Well," he said defiantly, "he hadn't much use for women."

Mrs. Alison turned to her sister-in-law and nodded scornfully at her

"Our wiseacre," she said.

"All right," said the chauffeur.  "Don't you believe me.  He as good as
told me so the day before he left, but I suppose that doesn't count."

Gurgling with merriment, his sister rose from the table and, coming
behind the speaker, set her hands on his shoulders.

"And I suppose that's why he 'wished to leave the neighbourhood,'" she
said, laying her cheek against his.  "Betty and I were too much for
him.  Which reminds me, Bet, you and I ought to go to Bell Hammer and
take those books back."

Her brother screwed his head round and looked at her.

"You're not suggesting that Valerie----"

"Sent him away?" said Anne.  "Heaven knows.  But he's just crazy about
her, isn't he, Bet?"

The parlourmaid nodded.

"And she?" queried Alison.

"Loves him to distraction," said Anne.

"Which is why she lets him push off?" said George.  "I see.  And I
suppose, if they'd hated one another like poison, they'd have been
married by now.  You know, this is too easy."

"Ah," said Betty, with a dazzling smile, "but then, you see, women
adore irregularity."

Her husband, who was in the act of drinking, choked with emotion.

That the household was once more without a footman was a hard fact.
Major Anthony Lyveden, D.S.O., was gone.  His period of service at The
Shrubbery had come to an abrupt end upon the previous day.  His notice
had not expired, but when he received an offer which was conditional
upon his immediate departure from Hawthorne, he had laid the facts
before Mr. Bumble and left two days later.  All efforts to persuade him
to leave an address were unavailing.  This was a pity, for, ten minutes
after he and Patch had left for the station, there had arrived for him
a letter from a firm of solicitors that numbered many distinguished
clients, and The Honourable Mr. Justice Molehill among them.

Since Anthony will never read that letter, neither will we.  We will
leave it where it is now, where it will lie, I dare say, until the
crack of doom--behind the overmantel in the servants' parlour,
gentlemen, with its back to the wall.

Anthony, then, was gone, and Patch with him.  The Judge had been gone
some time.  Mr. Morgan also had left the neighbourhood, and was earning
good money in the West End by the simple expedient of wearing the Mons
medal, to which, never having seen "service," he was not entitled, and
perambulating the gutters of South Kensington with a child in his arms.
The child was heavy and cost him sixpence a day, but, as an incentive
to charity, it left the rendering of "Abide with Me," upon which Mr.
Morgan had previously relied, simply nowhere.

Lady Touchstone and Valerie were still at Bell Hammer.  More than once
the latter had revived her suggestion of a visit to the South of
France.  Each time Valerie had applauded the idea and then promptly
switched the conversation on to another topic....  Women understand
women, and with a sigh her aunt resigned herself to the prospect of a
winter in Hampshire.  Return to Town she would not.  London was not
what it had been, and the vanities of the metropolis fell dismally
short of the old pre-War standard.  You were robbed, too, openly,
wherever you went.  With tears in their eyes, shopkeepers offered you
stones instead of bread, and charged you for fishes.  Besides,
unemployment was booming, routs were frequent, rioting was in the
air....  Lady Touchstone decided that, if she was not to snuff the
zephyrs of Nice, the smell of the woods of Bell Hammer was good enough
for her nostrils.

If Lyveden had lost weight, Miss French had gained none.  The blow that
had fallen all but a month ago had hit her as hard as him.  Yet, of the
two, her plight was less evil.  Each of them had dropped in their
tracks, which is to say that, while Lyveden had fallen upon the rough
ground of bare existence.  Miss French had fallen into the lap of

I am prepared to be told that this should have made no difference--that
creature comforts cannot minister to a broken heart.  But, sirs, the
flesh and the spirit are thicker than that.  The iron must have entered
uncommon deep into the soul for the body no longer to care whether the
bath-water run hot or cold.

For all that, the girl was desperately unhappy.  That she should have
been bracketed with Anne was bad enough; that they should have been
wooed in the same nest, to say the least, smacked more of business than
of love: that it was her nest, of which, of her love, she had made the
man free, was infamous.  It was such treatment as she would not have
expected at the hands of a counter-jumper--a deserter--a satyr.
Possibly a satyr in a weak moment might have fallen so low.  But
Anthony was not a satyr.  And deserters are not, as a rule, recommended
for the D.S.O.  To suggest that he was a counter-jumper was equally
ridiculous.  He was a most attractive gallant gentleman.  This made his
behaviour infinitely more discreditable.  It was a sordid, demoralizing

And that, gentlemen, is what a hot bath will do.

Now look on this picture.

Valerie lay as she had flung herself, face downward upon the bed.  Save
that one satin slipper had fallen off, she was fully dressed.  One bare
white arm pillowed her brow, covering her eyes--mercifully.  Let us
touch that gleaming shoulder.  See?  It is cold as ice.  That little
slipperless foot....  Cold as any stone.  But then it is the month of
December, and she has lain so for two hours.  Two hours of agony.  She
can remember every look those steady grey eyes of Lyveden's have ever
given her, and in the last two hours she has remembered them all.  Inch
by inch she has gone over the playground of their hearts: word by word
she has recited their conversations: she has gathered great posies of
dead blossoms, because they once smelled so sweet: she has trodden the
lanes of Memory to her most grievous wounding, because they are still
so dear....

Then there were other times, when Pride had her in a strait-jacket, and
the very thought of Anthony made her eyes blaze.

She had been walking herself out of one of these moods, and was
tramping rather wearily through the twilight and up the long drive,
when the cough of a motor-horn behind her made her start to one side.
The next moment a car flashed past....

It was the local doctor's Renault.

Valerie's heart stood still.

The next moment she was running like a deer....

The car beat her all ends up, and by the time she had reached the
steps, the front door was shut.  She pealed the bell frantically....

To the footman who answered it--

"What's the matter?" she panted.  "Who's ill?"

"Miss Alison, miss.  I think it's a broken leg.  She an' Mrs. Alison
'ad been to tea with 'er ladyship, an', as she was leavin', she----"

"Don't keep saying 'she,'" snapped Valerie.  "Say 'Miss Alison.'
And--and bring me some fresh tea.  In the library."

She swept past the bewildered servant and disappeared.

The mills of God were off.

      *      *      *      *      *

Twenty-four hours had gone by.

All this time the mills had been grinding steadily, and the grain,
which had been awaiting their pleasure for exactly one calendar month,
was beginning to disappear.  After a while Valerie had come to realize
that her pride was to be reduced to powder, and that there was nothing
for it but to submit to the process with the best grace she could.  Not
every woman would have reasoned so wisely: few would have given to
their decision such faithful effect.  You will please remember that any
reduction of her pride seemed to Valerie extraordinarily unjust.  That
there was stuff other than pride in the grist never occurred to her.

It was the evening, then, of the day after the accident, and the two
girls were alone in the pleasant bedroom whither Anne had been carried
the day before, and where she was like to spend the next six weeks of
her existence.  The patient was wearing one of Valerie's night-gowns
and looking very nice in it.  She was also smoking one of Valerie's
cigarettes, and, so resilient is youth, chattering merrily between the

"Lady Touchstone was wonderful.  She knew my leg was broken before I
did.  Almost before I knew where I was, she had my head in her lap and
was telling me to lie quite still and hang on to her hand for all I was
worth.  'You'll find it a great help,' she said.  'I know I did.  And
if you know any bad words, say them.'  For all the pain, I couldn't
help laughing.  And then she told me how she'd broken her leg in the
hunting field, and the vicar was the first to get to her, and how she
hung on to him and made him feed her with bad language till help
arrived.  And, when I tried to say I was sorry, she said the butler
deserved six months for not having the steps sanded, and asked me, if
you and she tried to make me comfortable while I was your guest, if I'd
try to forgive you...."

"That's the only possible way to look at it," said Valerie.  "It's all
our servants' fault, and we're only too thankful to be able----"

"You're very sweet," said Anne wistfully.  "But to be saddled with me
for six weeks----"

"Hush!" said Valerie, with a grave smile.  "You promised not to talk
like that."

Anne Alison sighed.

"It is unfortunate, though," she said.  "I can't think what they'll do
at The Shrubbery.  If only Anthony hadn't just left....  You knew he'd
gone, didn't you?"

Valerie shook her head.

"I knew he was going," she said.

"He left on Monday," said Anne.  "We're all heart-broken.  He was
wonderful to work with, and nobody could help liking him.  George is
desperate about it.  Being a man, you see....  Besides, they were a lot
together.  On the car, I mean.  Off duty we never saw much of him.  He
liked being alone.  I think I'm the only one he went for a walk with
all the time he was there.  And then Betty sent him.  He'd never seen
the view from The Beacon, so I took him.  He was bored stiff, and we
got soaked coming home, but he was very nice and polite about it.  He
always was.  And now, I suppose----"

"The Beacon?" said Valerie faintly.  "Where--where's The Beacon?"

"I don't know what its real name is," said Anne.  "We always call it
'The Beacon.' You must know it.  That very high place in Red King Walk,
where the cliff goes sheer down...."

Valerie tried to speak, but no words would come.  Something seemed to
be gripping her by the throat.  The walls of the room, too, were
closing in, and there was a strange, roaring noise--like that of mills

With a terrific effort she fought unconsciousness away....

_Her--their nest then, was, after all, inviolate.  He had never taken
Anne there.  Betty had sent him.  And--he had--been bored--stiff...._

It was as if a mine had been sprung beneath the spot upon which had
been dumped her emotions of the last two months, blowing some to atoms,
bringing to light others that had lain buried.  Out of the wrack, joy,
shame, fear fell at her feet--and a sentence out of a letter was
staring her in the face.

"_His explanation will shame you, of course, but take the lesson to

"I wonder," she said shakily, "if you could give me Major Lyveden's

"I would, like a shot," said Anne heartily, "but he wouldn't leave one."

Again the rumble of those labouring mills came swelling out of the
silence into a roar that was thunderous, brain-shaking....  For a
moment of time they pounded the understanding mercilessly....  Then,
all of a sudden, the machinery stopped.

The corn was ground.



Anthony was healthily tired.  So much so, in fact, that he was sorely
tempted to retire to bed without more ado.  On reflecting, however,
that at least twenty minutes must elapse before his faithful digestion
could also rest from its labours, he lighted a pipe slowly and
then--afraid to sit down, lest he should fall asleep--leaned his tired
back against a side of the enormous fireplace and folded his arms.

It is probable that the chamber which his eyes surveyed was more than
four hundred years old.  That it was at once his hall, kitchen, and
parlour, is undeniable.  One small stout wall contained the front door
and the window, a third part of which could be induced to open, but was
to-night fast shut.  Another hoisted the breakneck staircase which led
to the room above.  A third stood blank, while the fourth was just wide
enough to frame the tremendous fireplace, which, with its two
chimney-corners, made up a bay nearly one half the size of the little
room it served.  The ceiling, itself none too high, was heavy with
punishing beams, so that a tall man must pick and choose his station if
he would stand upright; and the floor was of soft red brick, a little
sunken in places, but, on the whole, well and truly laid.

A cupboard under the stairs served as a larder and store-room; a flap
beneath the window made a firm table; in spite of their age, a Windsor
and a basket chair, when called upon, satisfactorily discharged the
duties for which they were contrived.  A battered foot-bath did more.
In a word, it received platters and knives and forks which needed
cleansing, and in due season delivered them cleansed; of a Sunday
morning it became a terrier's tub; and upon one afternoon in the week a
vessel in which clothes were washed.

Since this was all the furniture, the place looked bare.  As a
living-room it left much to be desired; but, since Major Anthony
Lyveden did not live in it, that did not trouble him.  He used the
room, certainly--he was using it now; nightly he slept above it--but he
lived in the open air.

This was patent from the look of him.

Wind, rain, and sun set upon their favourites a mark which there is no
mistaking.  Under the treatment of these three bluff specialists the
handsome face had in a short month become a picture.  In all his life
the ex-officer had never looked so well.

It was when he had given his late master notice and had twenty-one
pounds in the world that Lyveden had seen the advertisement--

_A solitary existence, hard work, long hours, £3 a week, fuel, a
bachelor's unfurnished lodging, and an open-air life is offered to an
ex-officer: the job has been considered and abusively rejected by five
ex-other ranks on the score that it is "not good enough"; as an
ex-officer myself, I disagree with them; incidentally, I can pay no
more; sorry to have to add that applicants must be physically fit.
Write, Box 1078, c/o "The Times," E.C.4._

Immediately he had applied by telegram, paying for a reply....

Three days later he and Patch had emerged from the London train into
the keen night air of Chipping Norton.

There on the platform to meet him had stood his new employer--a
tremendous figure of a man, with the eyes of an explorer and the
physique of an Atlas, and, after a little delay, Lyveden had found
himself seated in a high dog-cart, which, in the wake of an impatient
roan, was bowling along over the cold white roads, listening to the
steady deep voice foretelling his fate.

"We're going to Girdle.  I've taken a room at the inn there for you
to-night.  Your cottage is two miles from there.  I'll show you the way
and meet you there in the morning--at half-past eight, please.  It's
water-tight--I had the thatch tended this year--and it's got its own
well--good water.  It's in the park, by the side of the London road, so
you won't be too lonely.  Now, your work.  Woodman, road-maker, joiner,
keeper, forester, gardener--that's what I want."  Anthony's brain
reeled.  "That's what I am myself.  Listen.  I've inherited this
estate, which has been let go for over a hundred years.  There isn't a
foot of fencing that isn't rotten, a road that you can walk on, a
bridge that is safe.  The woods--it's all woodland--have gone to
blazes.  I want to pull it round....  Fifty R.E.'s and a Labour
Battalion is what it wants, but that's a dream.  I've tried the obvious
way.  I asked for tenders for mending a twelve-foot bridge.  The lowest
was seventy pounds.  I did it myself, single-handed, in seven days....
I've saved my stamps since then.  Well, I've got a small staff."
Anthony heaved a sigh of relief.  "Two old carters, two carpenters,
three magnificent sailors--all deaf, poor chaps--and a little lame
engineer.  But I haven't an understudy....  I hope you'll like it, and
stay.  It's a man's life."

"I like the sound of it," said Lyveden.  "What are you on now?"

"Road-making at the moment.  The fence is the most important, but the
roads are so bad we can't get the timber through.  It's all sawn
ready--we've got a toy saw-mill--but we can't carry it.  You see..."

The speaker's enthusiasm had been infectious.  Lyveden had found
himself violently interested in his new life before he had entered upon

The next day he had accepted the tiny cabin as his future home, and had
had a fire roaring upon the hearth before nine o'clock.  Colonel
Winchester, who had expected to lodge him at Girdle for the best part
of a week, had abetted his determination to take immediate possession
with a grateful heart, presenting his new tenant with some blankets and
an excellent camp-bed, and putting a waggon at his disposal for the
rest of the day.  Seven o'clock that evening had found Anthony and his
dog fairly installed in their new quarters.

And now a month had gone by--to be exact, some thirty-four days, the
biggest ones, perhaps, in all Lyveden's life.  In that short space of
time the man whose faith had frozen had become a zealot.

Five thousand acres of woodland and the fine frenzy of an Homeric
Quixote had wrought the miracle.  Of course the soil was good, and had
been ruthlessly harrowed and ploughed into the very pink of condition
to receive such seed.  For months Lyveden's enterprise had been
stifled: for months Necessity had kept his intellect chained to a
pantry-sink: such ambition as he had had was famished.  To crown it
all, Love had lugged him into the very porch of Paradise, to slam the
gates in his face....  Mind and body alike were craving for some
immense distraction.  In return for board and lodging for his terrier
and himself, the man would have picked oakum--furiously: but not in
Hampshire.  That was the county of Paradise--Paradise Lost.

As we have seen, the bare idea of the employment had found favour in
Lyveden's eyes, and, before they had been together for half an hour,
the personality of Winchester had taken him by the arm.  When, two days
later, master and man strode through the splendid havoc of the woods,
where the dead lay where they had fallen, and the quick were wrestling
for life, where the bastard was bullying the true-born, and kings were
mobbed by an unruly rabble--dogs with their paws upon the table, eating
the children's bread--where avenues and glades were choked with
thickets, where clearings had become brakes, and vistas and prospects
were screened by aged upstarts that knew no law; when they followed the
broken roads, where fallen banks sprawled on the fairway, and the
laborious rain had worn ruts into straggling ditches, where culverts
had given way and the dammed streams had spread the track with wasting
pools, where sometimes time-honoured weeds blotted the very memory of
the trail into oblivion; when they stood before an old grey mansion,
with what had once been lawns about it and the ruin of a great cedar
hard by its side, its many windows surveying with a grave stare the
wreck and riot of the court it kept--then for the first time Anthony
Lyveden heard the sound of the trumpets.

The physical attraction, no doubt, of the work to be done was crooking
a beckoning finger.  To pass his time among these glorious woods, to
have a healthy occupation which would never be gone, to enjoy and
provide for his dog a peaceful possession of the necessities of life,
was an alluring prospect.

Yet this was not the call the trumpets had wound.  That distant silvery
flourish was not of the flesh.  It was the same fanfare that has sent
men to lessen the mysteries of the unknown world, travel the trackless
earth, sail on uncharted seas, trudge on eternal snows, to sweat and
shiver under strange heavens, grapple with Nature upon the Dame's own
ground and try a fall with the Amazon--with none to see fair play--for
the tale of her secrets.

Anthony's imagination pricked up its flattened ears....

Gazing upon the crookedness about him, he saw it straightened: looking
upon the rough places, he saw them made plain.  He saw the desolation
banished, the wilderness made glad.  He saw the woods ordered, the
broken roads mended, the bridges rebuilt, streams back in their beds,
vistas unshuttered, avenues cleared....  He saw himself striving, one
of a little company sworn to redeem the stolen property.  Man had won
it by the sweat of his brow--his seal was on it yet--that great
receiver Nature must give it up.  It was not the repair of an estate
that they would compass; it was the restoration of the kingdom of man.

Marking the light in his employee's eyes, Colonel Winchester could have
flung up his cap.  Opening his heart, he spoke with a rough eloquence
of the great days the place had seen, of lords and ladies who had slept
at the house, of coaches that had rumbled over that broken bridge, of a
troop ambushed at the bend of the avenue, of a duel fought upon that
sometime sward....

"The world 'd think me mad.  In the clubs I used to belong to they'd
remember that I was always a bit of a crank.  To the Press I should be
a curio worth three lines and a photograph of the 'Brigadier Breaks
Stones' order.  But there's a zest to the job you won't find in Pall
Mall.  There's an encouragement to go ahead that you seldom strike in
this world.  There's a gratitude the old place'll hand you that no
reporter could ever understand...."

It was true.

As the short days went tearing by, the spirit of the place entered into
Anthony's soul.  He laboured thirstily, yet not so much laboured as
laid his labour as a thank-offering at his goddess's feet.  He counted
himself happy, plumed himself on his selection for the office, thanked
God nightly.  But that he needed the pay, he would not have touched it.
As it was, a third of it went into his tool-bag.  The appalling
magnitude of the task never worried him--nor, for the matter of that,
his fellow-workers.  Master and men went toiling from dawn to dusk
under a spell, busy, tireless as gnomes, faithful as knights to their
trust.  Their zeal was quick with the devotion to a cause that went out
with coat-armour.  Rough weather might chill one iron, but another was
plucked from the fire ere the first was cold.  There never was seen
such energy.  Place and purpose together held them in thrall.  Had
encouragement been needed, the death of every day showed some material
gain.  Foot by foot the kingdom was being restored.

Whether the goddess of the estate had charmed Patch also, it is not for
me to say.  He was certainly a happy fellow.  Life had apparently
developed into one long, glorious ramble, which nothing but nightfall
could curtail.  To his delight, too, Anthony and the other men showed
an unexpected and eventful interest in stones and boughs and ditches
and drains, and sometimes they even dragged trees along the ground for
him to bark at.  It is to be hoped that he also expressed his gratitude
of nights......

If he has not done so this night, it is too late now, for he is
stretched upon the warm bricks in a slumber which will allow of no
orisons this side of to-morrow.

Let us take his tip, gentlemen.  The night is young, I know, but
Anthony has been abroad since cock-crow.  Besides, I have led you a
pretty dance.  You have, in fact, tramped for miles--'tis two and an
odd furlong to the old grey house alone--and the going is ill, as you
know, and the night, if young, is evil.  A whole gale is coming, and
the woods are beside themselves.  The thrash of a million branches, the
hoarse booming of the wind, lend to the tiny chamber an air of comfort
such as no carpets nor arras could induce.  The rain, too, is hastening
to add its insolence to the stew.  That stutter upon the pane is its

Did you hear that dull crash, gentlemen?  Or are your ears not
practised enough to pluck it out of the welter of rugged harmony?  It
was an elm, sirs, an old fellow, full of years, gone to his long home.
For the last time the squirrels have swung from his boughs: for the
last time the rooks have sailed and cawed about his proud old head.
To-morrow there will be another empty stall in that majestic quire
which it has taken Time six hundred years to fill....

The distant crash brought Lyveden out of a sleep-ridden reverie.  For a
second he listened intently, as if he hoped that he had been mistaken,
and that the sound he had heard had been but a trick of the wind.  Then
he gave a short sigh and knocked out his pipe.

      *      *      *      *      *

"And you've had no answer?" said the Judge, snapping a wafer betwixt
his fingers and thumb.

His guest shook his head.  Then he hastened to enlighten the
wine-waiter, who had been about to refill his glass with port and had
construed the gesture as a declension of the nectar.

"Never a line," he said shortly.  "Of course the letter may never have
reached him.  But, if it did, he may not have thought it worth while
...  I mean, I wrote very guardedly."

"Naturally," said the Judge, "naturally.  Still, I should have

The two men sat facing each other across a small mahogany table from
which the cloth had been drawn.  The surface thus exposed gave back
such light as fell upon it enriched and mellowed.  In this it was
typical of the room, which turned the common air into an odour of

Servants, perfectly trained, faultlessly groomed, stepped noiselessly
to and fro, handing dishes, replenishing glasses, anticipating desires.
A tremendous fire glowed in its massive cage; a crimson carpet and
curtains of almost barbaric gravity contributed to the admirable
temperature and deadened unruly noise.  A brace of shaded candles to
each small table made up nine several nebulae, whose common radiance
provoked an atmosphere of sober mystery, dim and convenient.  Light so
subdued subdued in turn the tones of the company of hosts and visitors.
Conversation became an exchange of confidences; laughter was soft and
low; the murmurous blend of talk flowed unremarked, yet comforted the
ear.  The flash of silver, the sparkle of glass, the snow of napery,
gladdened the eye.  No single circumstance of expediency was
unobserved, no detail of propriety was overlooked.  Pomp lay in a
litter which he had borrowed of Ease.

"Shall I write again?" said the solicitor.

Mr. Justice Molehill stared at his port.  After a moment--

"No," he said slowly.  "Not at present, at any rate.  I don't want to
push the matter, because I've got so very little to go on.  In moving
at all, I'm laying myself open to the very deuce of a snub."

"I shall get the snub," said his guest.  "But that's what I'm paid for.
Besides, I'm fairly hardened."

That he evinced not the slightest curiosity regarding his mysterious
instructions argued a distinction between the individual and the
adviser, firmly drawn and religiously observed.  For a Justice of the
King's Bench suddenly to be consumed by a desire to know the names of
the uncles of somebody else's footman smacked of collaboration by
Gilbert and Chardenal.  Once, however, the solicitor knew his client,
he asked no questions.  Reticence and confidence were in his eyes
equally venerable.  Usually he had his reward.  He had it now.

"In the spring," said his companion, "of 1914 I went to Sicily.  On my
way back I stopped for one night at Rome.  The day I left, while I was
resting after luncheon, the manager of the hotel brought a priest to my
room--a Catholic priest of some position, I fancy--an Englishman.  I
can't remember his name.  He spoke very civilly, and begged my instant

"An old Englishman, it seemed, lay dying upon the first floor.  He was
all alone--no relations--no servant.  He could speak no Italian.
Realizing that he was dying, he was frantic to make a will.  His
frenzied attempts to convey this desire to the attendant doctor had
resulted in the latter dashing into the street and stopping and
returning with the first priest he encountered.  This happened to be my
friend.  Upon beholding him, the patient, who had hoped for a lawyer,
had turned his face to the wall.  Then, to his relief, he found that,
though a priest, yet he was English, and begged him to fetch an
attorney.  The priest hurried to the manager, and the manager brought
him to me....

"You know how much I know about wills.  All the same, argument was not
to be thought of.  To the laity, solicitor, lawyer, barrister, and
attorney are synonymous terms.  Moreover, they are all will-wrights.  A
judge is a sort of shop-steward....

"Well, I drew one.  To tell you the truth, I don't think it was so bad.
I attended the poor man.  I took his instructions.  And there and then
in the sickroom I drew the will upon a sheet of notepaper.  He signed
it in my presence and that of the priest.  The latter then took charge
of it, with a view to getting it stamped next morning at the British
Consulate.  We both had some hazy idea that that was desirable.

"I left Rome the same night.

"Gradually--we've all had a lot to think about in the last seven
years--I forgot the whole incident.  Then, some two months ago, when I
was at Brooch, a fellow gives evidence before me in a burglary case.  A
footman called Anthony Lyveden.  For a long time I couldn't imagine
where I'd heard the names before.  Then something--I'll tell you what
in the smoking-room--brought it all back.  Anthony Lyveden was the
nephew of the man whose will I made, and he was named as the sole

"In a way it's no affair of mine, and yet I feel concerned.  I'll tell
you why.  That footman was a gentleman born.  Moreover, he was down on
his luck.  He didn't look like a fellow who'd run through money, and I
think the old testator was pretty rich.  He gave that impression.  And
for a will made in such circumstances to go astray it would be easy
enough--obviously.  The devil of it is, except for the name of Lyveden,
I can remember nothing else."

The solicitor sipped his port.  Then--

"A search at Somerset House," he said slowly, "should give us the
maiden surname of Anthony Lyveden's mother.  If she had a brother...."

Sir Giles Molehill raised his eyes and sighed.

"And it never occurred to me," he said.  "It's high time I went to the
Court of Appeal."

Two days later his lordship received a letter informing him that a
search at Somerset House had revealed the fact that a son named Anthony
had been born upon the fourteenth of January, 1891, to a Mrs. Katharine
Lyveden, formerly _Roach_.

As he read it, the Judge exclaimed audibly.

The note which he wrote there and then shall speak for itself.


_Roach was the surname of the testator.  Please go on.  When you can
submit a Christian name to my memory, please do so.  I am not sure that
it will respond, but we can try._

  _Yours sincerely,

      *      *      *      *      *

When Anthony Lyveden had been for a week at Gramarye, he had
reluctantly posted a letter containing his new address.  This he had
done because he had promised to do it.  As the letter had fallen into
the box, he had prayed fervently, but without the faintest hope, that
it might never be delivered.  A galley-slave who has broken ship and
won sanctuary does not advertise his whereabouts with a light heart.
He may be beyond pursuit, yet--he and the galley are both of this
world; things temporal only keep them apart, and if the master came
pricking, with a whip in his belt....  You must remember that Anthony
had been used very ill.  At first, bound to the oar of Love, he had
pulled vigorously and found the sea silken, his chains baubles.  Then a
storm had arisen.  In his hands the docile oar had become a raging
termagant, and, when he would have been rid of it, the baubles had
opposed his will.  He had been dragged and battered unspeakably.  Over
all, the lash had been laid upon his bare shoulders; and that with a
nicety of judgment which should have been foreign to so white a wrist
and to eyes that could look so tender.  Now that he had escaped out of
hell, it was not surprising that he was loth to discover his refuge.
Still, a promise must be respected....

For that matter, supplications do not always go empty away.  The answer
to Anthony's came in the shape of a fire which attacked the last coach
but one upon a London train and partially destroyed two mailbags before
its flames were subdued.  It follows that, though he did not know it,
such friends as the ex-officer had knew no more where he was than did
the man in the moon.

It is here convenient, believe me, to go imagining.

We have looked into Anthony's mind at the hour when he posted his
letter.  Had he posted it this nineteenth day of January, instead of
six weeks ago, and we, as before, peered into his brain-pan, we should
have found his supplication that the missive might go astray even more
urgent.  We should have noted that, while he was just as fearful to be
reminded of the galley and the tall dark ganger with the red, red mouth
and the merciless thong, he also viewed with alarm the possibility of
any distraction from his work.  The galley-slave was become a votary.

Let us be quite clear about it.

Anthony had come to Gramarye to try to forget.  In this he was steadily
unsuccessful.  At the end of a month he had not advanced one inch.  His
love for Valerie was as breathless, haunting, wistful as it had ever
been.  The whole of the kingdom of his heart was hers alone, and, so
far as he could see, like to remain hers only for the rest of his life.
Since, therefore, he could not dispatch Memory, he sought to immure
her.  Since Valerie's sovereignty was so fast stablished that it could
not be moved, he sought to rule his heart out of his system.  Had it
been possible, he would, like Aesop's Beaver, have ripped the member
from him and gone heartless ever after.  The Fabulous Age being dead,
Anthony made the best shift he could, and strove to bury kingdom and
queen together so deep within him that their existence should not
trouble his life.  If he could not put out the light, he would hide it
under a bushel.  It occurred to him that his mind, appropriately
occupied, should make an excellent bushel--appropriately occupied....
He resolved that Gramarye should have his mind.  Of this he would make
a kingdom, mightier and more material than that of his heart.  The
trouble was, his mind, though more tractable, liked Valerie's
occupation, found it desirable, and clung to its present tenant for all
it was worth.  By no means dismayed, Anthony, as before, had recourse
to ejection by crowding out....  Two things, however, made this attempt
more formidable.  First, he did not have to be for ever scouring the
highways and hedges for a new tenantry; Gramarye was always at hand.
Secondly, though Anthony did not know it, _there was no need for
Gramarye to be compelled to come in_.  He was pressing an invitation
upon one who had invited herself.  The hooded personality of the place
had stolen up to the door: already its pale fingers were lifting the
latch....  Before he had been in the Cotswolds for seven weeks, she had
thrust and been thrust into the doorway.

It was the thin end of the wedge.

Each passing day fell upon the wedge like the stroke of a hammer.
Sometimes they drove it: oftener the wedge stayed still where it was.
But it never slipped back.  When it was stubbornest, and the days
seemed to lose their weight, when Valerie's hold seemed indefeasible,
when the woods were quick with memory, when Anthony heard an old faint
sigh in the wind, and the laughter of a brook fluted the note of a soft
familiar voice, then more than once that strange, cool, silvery call
had stolen out of the distance, to melt upon the air as soon as uttered
and leave its echoes at play upon the edge of earshot....  Before the
echoes had died, the wedge would have moved.

For a master at once so tireless and so devotedly served, Colonel
Winchester handled his team with a prudence which must have chafed his
infatuation to the bone.  Of every week, five and a half days did they
labour and not an hour more.  No matter how loudly a chore called for
completion, no matter how blackly wind and weather were threatening the
half-done work, upon Wednesday afternoon and Sunday not an axe was
lifted, not a cord hitched, not a nail driven.  It was a wise rule and
fruitful.  The Sabbath rest leavened the labour of the week.  As for
the midweek breathing space, the men were not monks; however zealous
their studies of the lilies of the field, the provision of meat and
raiment must have some crumbs of consideration...

It was, indeed, these two commodities which had taken Lyveden to Girdle
this January day.  The milkman, the baker, the grocer, had all to be
interviewed and paid.  A kindly farmer's wife, who baked fresh meat for
him and sent it thrice a week to his cottage in the shape of a cold
pasty, had to be visited and made to accept payment for a slab of sweet
fresh butter he had not asked for.  A little linen had to be picked

By half-past three Anthony's errands were run.  He had dealt with them
quickly, for there was work waiting at the cottage; a load of fuel had
to be stacked, and Patch had been bogged that morning and was,
consequently, fit neither to be seen nor smelt.  Besides, there was a
book about forestry which Winchester had lent him....  Anthony bent his
steps homeward eagerly enough.

As he left the village, a horsewoman overtook him, shot him a sharp
glance, and passed ahead.  Her habit was mired, and it was evident that
she had had a fall hunting.  That Anthony did not remark this was
because he was regarding her horse.  There was nothing unusual about
the animal, but of the two beings it alone touched his attention.  If
Valerie was like to be buried, at least she had killed all other women
stone dead.

It was consequently in some annoyance that, upon rounding the second
bend of the infamous Gallowstree Hill, he saw the lady before him with
her mount across the road, placidly regarding a hunting-crop which lay
upon the highway.  As he came up--

"Would you be so good?" said the girl.

"With pleasure."

Anthony picked up the crop and offered it.  As he did so, the horse
became restive, and there was quite a substantial bickering before his
mistress could accept the whip.  Anthony, if he thought about it at
all, attributed the scene to caprice.  In this he was right, yet wrong.
Caprice was the indirect reason.  The direct cause was the heel of a
little hunting-boot adroitly applied to a somewhat sensitive flank.
There is no doubt at all that Anthony had a lot to learn.

Out of the broil stepped Conversation lightly enough.

"You must forgive us both," said the lady, turning her mount towards
Gramarye.  "We've had a bad day.  Quite early on we took the deuce of a
toss, and I lost him.  A labourer caught him, and then let him go
again.  By the time I'd got him, the hounds were miles away.  I'd never
've believed it was possible to go so fast or so far as I did and never
hear of them.  After two solid hours I gave it up."

Anthony was walking by her side, listening gravely.

"What a shame!" he said.  Then: "I hope you weren't hurt."

"Shoulder's a bit stiff.  I fell on the point.  But a hot bath'll put
that right.  D'you live here?"

"About a mile on.  At Gramarye."

The girl stared at him.


"Not at the house," said Anthony.  "I live in the cottage at the
south-west end of the park."

"Oh, I know.  D'you work there, then?"

Anthony nodded.

"That's my job."

"So you're Major Lyveden?" said the girl.

Anthony looked up.

"How did you know?" he said.

A pair of large brown eyes regarded him steadily.  Then the red lips
parted, and André Strongi'th'arm flung back her handsome head and
laughed merrily.

"Did you think," she said, panting, "did you really think that you
could come to dwell in the parish of Girdle, and the fact escape the
notice of the other parishioners?"  She hesitated, and a suggestion of
mockery crept into her voice.  "Or are you too wrapped up in the estate
to think about anything else?"

"I believe I am," said Anthony.

"I beg your pardon," said Miss Strongi'th'arm with an elaborate
courtesy.  "Thank you very much for enduring me for three minutes.  If

Her hunter broke into a trot.

"No, no," cried Anthony, running beside her.  "Please walk again."  She
pulled the horse up.  "I didn't mean to be rude.  I meant----"

"I should leave it alone," said André.  "You'll only make it worse.
You're much too honest.  Besides, I love the country, and I--I think,"
she added dreamily, "I can understand."

"Can you?"

The eagerness in Anthony's voice was arrestingly pathetic, and André
started at the effect of her idle words.

"I--I think so.  I've given water to a thirsty plant....  I suppose the
gratitude of a landscape..."

"That's it," said Lyveden excitedly.  "You've got it in one.  The place
is so pathetically grateful for every stock and stone you set straight,
that you just can't hold your hand.  And all the time the work's so
fascinating that you don't deserve any thanks.  You seem to get deeper
in debt every day.  You're credited with every cheque you draw.  If I
stopped, it'd haunt me."

"It is plain," said André, "that, when you die, 'Gramarye' will be
graven upon your heart.  All the same, are you sure you were meant for
this?  Aren't there things in life besides the straightening of stocks
and stones?"

"The War's over," said Lyveden.

"I know.  But there was a world before 1914.  I think your occupation's
wonderful, but isn't it a little unnatural--unfair to yourself and
others--to give it the whole of your life?  As estates go, I fancy the
possibilities of Eden were even more amazing than those of Gramarye--I
daresay you won't admit that, but then you're biassed--and yet the
introduction of Eve was considered advisable."

"With the result that ..."

Miss Strongi'th'arm laughed.

"With the result that you and I are alive this glorious day, with our
destinies in our pockets and the great round world at our feet.  I
wonder whether I ought to go into a nunnery."

"I've tried kicking the world," said Anthony, "and I'm still lame from
it.  And Fate picked my pocket months and months ago."

"So Faint Heart turned into the first monastery he came to," said
André, leaning forward and caressing her hunter's neck.  "What d'you
think of that, Joshua?"

As if by way of comment, the horse snorted, and Anthony found himself
joining in Miss Strongi'th'arm's mirth.

"There's hope for you yet," gurgled that lady.  "Your sense of humour
is still kicking.  And that under the mud appears to be a scrap of a
dog.  When you take your final vows, will you give him to me?"

"In my monastery," said Lyveden, "monks are allowed to keep dogs.
There is also no rule against laughter."

"Isn't there, now?" flashed André.  "I wonder why?  There's no rule
against idleness either, is there?"  She laughed bitterly.  "Rules are
made to cope with inclinations.  Where there's no inclination----"  She
broke off suddenly and checked her horse.  Setting her hand upon
Lyveden's shoulder, she looked into his eyes.  "You laughed just now,
didn't you?  When did you last laugh before that?"

Anthony stared back.  The girl's intuition was uncanny.  Now that he
came to think of it, Winchester and his little band never laughed over
their work--never.  There was--she was perfectly right--there was no
inclination.  Eagerness, presumably, left no room for Merriment.  Or
else the matter was too high, too thoughtful.  Not that they laboured
sadly--far from it.  Indeed, their daily round was one long festival.
But Laughter was not at the board.  Neither forbidden, nor bidden to
the feast, she just stayed away.  Yet Mirth was no hang-back....
Anthony found himself marvelling.

"Who are you?" he said suddenly,

For a second the brown eyes danced; then their lids hid them.  With
flushed cheeks the girl sat up on her horse.

"Who am I?  I'm a daughter of Eve, Major Lyveden.  Eve, who cost Adam
his Gramarye.  So you be careful.  Bar your door of nights.  Frame
rules against laughter and idleness--just to be on the safe side.  And
next time a girl drops her crop----"

"I hope," said Anthony gravely, "I hope I shall be behind her to pick
it up and have the honour of her company to turn a mile into a furlong."

"O-o-oh, blasphemy!" cried André, pretending to stop her ears.
"Whatever would Gramarye say?  Come on, Joshua."

The next moment she was cantering up the broad white way....

As she rounded a bend, she flung up an arm and waved her crop cheerily.

Anthony waved back.

      *      *      *      *      *

Miss Valerie French sat in her library at Bell Hammer, with her elbows
propped on the writing-table and her head in her hands.  She had been
free of the great room ever since she could remember.  Long before her
father's death she had been accustomed to sit curled in its great
chairs, to lie upon the huge tiger-skin before the hearth, or gravely
to face her father across that very table and draw houses and flights
of steps and stiff-legged men and women with flat feet upon his
notepaper, while Mr. French dealt with his correspondence.  Always,
when the picture was completed, it would be passed to him for his
approval and acceptance; and he would smile and thank her and audibly
identify the objects portrayed; and, if he were not too busy, they
would remind him of a tale, the better to follow which she must leave
her chair and climb on to his knee....

Then he had died--ten years after her birth, nine years after her
mother's death.  There were who said he had died of a broken heart--a
heart broken nine years before.  It may have been true.  Valerie loved
the room more than ever....

When she was come of age, she made it her boudoir.  Flowers and silks
and silver lit up its stateliness.  Beneath the influence of a grand
piano and the soft-toned cretonnes upon the leather chairs, the
solemnity of the chamber melted into peace.  The walls of literature,
once so severe, became a kindly background, wearing a wise, grave smile.

Such comfort, however, as the room extended was to-day lost upon
Valerie.  Beyond the fact that it was neither noisome nor full of
uproar, Miss French derived no consolation from an atmosphere to which
she had confidently carried her troubles for at least twenty years.
The truth is, she was sick at heart.  There was no health in her.  She
had been given a talent and had cast it into the sea.  She had stumbled
upon a jewel, more lustrous than any she had dreamed this earth could
render, and of her folly she had flung it into the draught.  She had
suspected him who was above suspicion, treated her king like a cur,
unwarrantably whipped from her doors the very finest gentleman in all
the world.  What was a thousand times worse, he had completely
vanished.  Had she known where he was, she would have gone straight to
him and, kneeling upon her knees, begged his forgiveness.  Her pride
was already in tatters, her vanity in rags: could she have found him,
she would have stripped the two mother-naked.  In a word, she would
have done anything which it is in the power of a mortal to do to win
back that wonder of happiness which they had together built up.  It
must be remembered that Valerie was no fool.  She realized wholly that
without Anthony Lyveden Life meant nothing at all.  She had very grave
doubts whether it would, without him, ever mean anything again.  And
so, to recover her loss, she was quite prepared to pay to the uttermost
farthing.  The trouble, was, the wares were no longer for sale; at any
rate, they were not exposed to her eyes.  The reflection that, after a
little, they might be offered elsewhere and somebody else secure them,
sent Valerie almost out of her mind.  And it might happen any
day--easily.  The wares were so very attractive....  Moreover, if their
recovery was to beggar her, by a hideous paradox, failure to repurchase
the wares meant ruin absolute....

When Valerie French had discovered that her jealousy of her lover was
utterly baseless, she had had the sense to make no bones about it, but
to strike her colours at once.  That Anthony was not there to witness
her capitulation did not affect her decision.  If she was to have their
intelligent assistance, the sooner others saw it and appreciated her
plight, so much the better for her.  Only her aunt and the Alisons
could possibly help at all; to those four she spoke plainly, telling
the cold facts and feeling the warmth of well-doing in tearing her
pride to tatters.  Then she rent her vanity and begged their services
to find and, if necessary, plead for her with the ex-officer.  The
Alisons had promised readily, but there was no confidence in their
eyes.  Lady Touchstone, however, had sent her niece's hopes soaring.
She had reason, it seemed, to expect a letter.  Major Lyveden had
promised to let her have his address.  And, he being a man of his word,
it was bound to come--bound to come....

For more than a month Valerie hung upon every incoming post.  Then she
knew that the letter had gone astray.

For the hundredth time Miss French read through the three letters which
lay before her upon the table, written in the firm, clear hand of
Anthony Lyveden.  Except she drew upon the store of Memory, she had
nothing else at all that spoke of him.  Hence the common envelopes
became three reliquaries, the cheap thin notepaper relics above all
price, piteously hallowed by the translation of the scribe.

The letters affording no comfort, Valerie rose and moved to a great
window which looked on to the terrace and thence into the park.
Instantly the memory of one sweet September night rose up before her--a
night when he and she had paced those flags together, while music had
floated out of the gallery, and the stars had leaped in the heavens,
and the darkness had quivered at the breath of the cool night air; when
he had wrapped his love in a fairy tale and she had listened with a
hammering heart ... when he at last had put her hand to his lips, and
she had given back the homage before he could draw away....

The terrace was worse than the letters, and Valerie turned to the
books.  Idly she moved along the wall, reading the names upon the calf
bindings and not knowing whether she read them or no.  A sudden desire
to look at the topmost shelves made her cross to the great step-ladder
and climb to its balustered pulpit.  Before she was half-way there the
desire had faded, but she went listlessly on.  Come to the top, she
turned to let her eye wander over the nearest shelf.  Old, little-read
volumes only met her gaze--Hoole's works, Jessey, John Sadler,
Manley....  Of the ten small volumes containing Miss Manley's
outpourings, the seventh was out of place, and Valerie stretched out a
hand to straighten it.  As she did so, she saw the title--_The Lost
Lover_.  For a moment she stared at it.  Then she turned and,
descending one step of the ladder, sat down on the edge of the pulpit
and buried her face in her hands.

We will leave her there with her beauty, her shapely head bowed, her
exquisite figure hunched with despair, her cold, white, pointed fingers
pressed tight upon those glorious temples, her little palms hiding the
misery of that striking face, her knees convulsively closed, that
shining foot tucked beneath the other in the contortion of grief.  We
will leave her there on the ladder, learning that sorry lesson which
Great Love only will set its favourites when they have gone a-whoring
after false gods in whom is no faith.

      *      *      *      *      *

At half-past six upon the following Monday evening Lyveden returned to
his cottage with Patch at his heels.  In spite of the hard frost, the
work had gone well.  A bridge had been finished which should laugh to
scorn the elements for a long century; a sore-needed staff had been set
beneath the arm-pit of a patriarch oak; a truant stream had been tucked
into its rightful bed.  It had been a good day.

Arrived at his door, Anthony turned and looked upward.  The cold white
brilliance of the stars stared winking back; the frozen silence of the
firmament hung like a magic cloak upon the shoulders of darkness; the
pool of Night lay in a breathless trance, ice-cold and fathomless.
Anthony opened the door and passed in.

Within three minutes the lamp and lantern were lighted and a fire was
crackling upon the hearth; within ten, fuel had been fetched and water
drawn from the well; within twenty, the few odd jobs on whose
performance the comfort of regularity depended, had been disposed of;
and by seven o'clock the Sealyham had had his dinner, and his master,
washed and groomed, was free to sit down to a substantial meal.

At the first glance, the latter's dress was highly reminiscent of the
warfare so lately dead.  The shade and stuff of the stout breeches, the
heavy ankle boots, the grey shirt-cuff emerging from the sleeve of the
coarse cardigan, were old familiar friends.  The fact that Lyveden had
laid aside his collar heightened the comparison.  Only his gaiters
struck a discordant note.  These were of good box-cloth and buttoned
from knee to ankle.  Tight-fitting about the calf, but not shaped to
the leg, they fell well over the tops of the heavy boots, resting,
indeed, upon the insteps.  They suited Anthony, for whom they might
have been made, admirably.  They were, moreover, a wholly redeeming
feature, and turned his garb from that of a thousand corporals into the
homely attire of a gentleman farmer.  So soon as you saw them, you
forgot the War.  The style of them was most effective.  It beat the
spear into a pruning hook.  With this to leaven them, the rough
habiliments were most becoming.  In a word, they supplied the very
setting which manhood should have; and since Anthony, sitting there at
his meat, was the personification of virility, they served, as all true
settings should, by self-effacement to magnify their treasure.  The
ex-officer might have stepped out of Virgil's _Eclogues_.

He had finished his meal, cleared away the remains, set the table for
breakfast, and was in the act of filling his pipe, when the Sealyham
growled.  Anthony, whose ears were becoming sharper every day, listened
intently.  The next moment came a sharp tapping upon the door.  In an
instant Patch was across the room, barking furiously....

Laying down his pipe and tobacco, Anthony followed the terrier and,
picking him up in his arms, threw open the door.

"So you didn't bar it, after all," said a mocking voice.  "Well, my
conscience is clear.  I warned you.  And since you are at home and the
door is open, will you extend your hospitality to a benighted Eve?"

Anthony stepped to one side.

"I'm all alone," he said hesitatingly.

"So am I," said André, entering.  "Oh, what a lovely fire!  I'm just
perished," she added, crossing to spread her hands to the blaze.  "It's
not a night to be motoring."

Anthony shut the door and put the terrier down.  The latter ran to the
lady and sniffed the hem of her garments.  After a careful scrutiny he
turned away....

"It's not a night," said Anthony, "to be walking the countryside in
evening dress.  Have you had a breakdown?"

"Not that I know of," replied Miss Strongi'th'arm.  "Don't be so
modest.  I happened to be passing and I happened to see your light, so
I thought I'd come and see how Adam was getting on.  Is it against the

"I'm all alone," said Lyveden steadily.

"Is that an order to quit?"

"I'm only thinking of you," said Anthony.  "I know I've dropped out of
things lately, and the world goes pretty fast, but I'd hate people to
talk about you."  He felt himself flushing, and went on jerkily: "I
mean, I don't honestly know what's done nowadays and what isn't.  If
you're quite easy ... you see, I'm older than you," he added

There was a little silence.  Then--

"Don't stop," said André, with a mischievous smile.  "I've never been
lectured by a monk before.  Besides, I collect points of view."

"Is mine extraordinary?"

"An exceptionally rare specimen.  I shall always treasure it."  She
produced a cigarette case.  "May I smoke a cigarette?  Or is that also
against the rules?"

Without a word Anthony struck a match....

"Thanks," said the lady.  She unbuttoned her coat.  "It's nice and warm
in here," she added comfortably.  "Oh, please don't look so
reproachful!  I just can't bear it.  I'm not doing anything wrong, and
it makes me feel awful.  Of course, if you don't want me..."

"You know it isn't that," he protested.  "I only thought possibly--I
mean..."  He broke off helplessly and touched the back of a chair.
"Wouldn't you like to sit down?"

"Shall you sit down if I do?"  Anthony shook his head.  "Then I shan't
either.  I'd much rather stand."  And, with that, my lady set her back
against the side of the fireplace and crossed her shapely ankles.

It must be confessed that she made an arresting picture.  Mean as the
light was, it woke the luminous beauty of her auburn hair; a sprinkling
of freckles gave to her exquisite complexion a jolly look; the bright
brown eyes and the merry mouth were those of a Bacchante.  Above her
plain black frock her throat and chest showed dazzling white; below,
the black silk stockings shone with a lustre which was not that of silk
alone; over all, the voluminous mink coat framed her from head to toe
with a rich luxury.

"And how," said André, "is Gramarye?  Have you finished the bridge?"

Anthony stared at her.

"How did you know?" he said.

Miss Strongi'th'arm shrugged her fair shoulders.

"What does it matter?" she said.  "Let's talk about something else--if
you can.  Have you thought over what I said?  No.  I can see you
haven't.  Well, well....  Have you laughed since we met?"

"I--I don't think I have."

"Ah....  Why not?"

"There's been nothing to laugh at.  The work's big--serious."

"Wasn't the War serious?"

Anthony crossed to the hearth and kicked a log into flame.

"I suppose so," he said reluctantly.

"Yet you laughed every day."

"Yes, but----"

"But what?"

"The War was different.  You can't compare the two.  Then you laughed
because it was better than crying.  Now there's no reason for it.
There's no time on your hands.  The work's too urgent--too solemn.
It's like restoring a cathedral.  You don't feel you want to laugh."
He swung round and faced her.  "There's a religion in the atmosphere;
Gramarye's a sort of temple; when you're in the woods, instinctively
you lower your voice; there's something sacred about the place;

Miss Strongi'th'arm dropped her cigarette and caught her _vis-à-vis_ by
the shoulders.

"Don't!" she cried.  "Don't!  It's all wrong!  The place isn't sacred.
It's absurd.  You're infatuated.  Gramarye's getting into your blood.
Soon you won't be able to think of anything else.  And gradually it'll
eat up your life--your splendid, glorious life.  I know what I'm
talking about.  D'you hear?  I say I _know_!  I've seen one man go
under, and now you're going--_you!_"  The flame died out of her voice
leaving it tender and passionate.  "And you're too wonderful a thing,
lad; you're too perfect a specimen; you're too strong and gentle ...
too honest....  Ah"--her hands slipped from his shoulders and her eyes
dropped--"you needn't look so reproachful.  I know I'm a rotter.  I
dropped my crop on purpose the other day, because I wanted to talk to
you; and I lied to my mother and said I was dining out to-night, and
then came here, because..."  Anthony put out an appealing hand.  The
girl laughed bitterly.  "All right.  I won't say it."  She started
feverishly to fasten her coat.  "It's about time I was going, isn't it?
About time...."

In silence Anthony passed with her to the door.

There was simply nothing to say.

Together they walked to her car, a well-found coupé standing dark and
silent upon the wasted track, facing the London road.  André opened its
door, thrust in a groping hand....  For a moment her fingers hunted.
Then two shafts of light leaped from the head-lamps.  A second later
the near side-lamp showed Anthony how pale was her face....

The lights in the car went up, and André picked up her gloves.
Standing with her back to Lyveden, she pulled them on fiercely, but her
hands were shaking, and the fastening of the straps was a difficult

Patch, who had come with them and was facing the opposite way, put his
head on one side and stared up the line of the track.  Then he trotted
off into the darkness....

The straps fastened, André turned about.

Anthony put out his hand.

"Good-bye," he said gently.

For a moment the girl looked at him.  Then she gave a little sob, and,
putting her arms about his neck, drew down his head and kissed him
frantically.  A moment later she was leaning wearily against the car,
with the sleeve of her right arm across her eyes.  As she let it fall,
Winchester stepped out of the darkness with Patch at his heels.

"André?" he said.  And then again, "André?"  Anthony swung on his heel
and faced the speaker.  The latter stared at him with smouldering eyes.

"Lyveden?" he said hoarsely.

There was an electric silence.

Then Anthony turned to Miss Strongi'th'arm.

"I most humbly apologize," he said.  "My feelings got the better of me.
I pray that you will try to forgive me."  He turned to Winchester.
"This lady needed some water for her radiator, and came to my door----"

"You blackguard!" said Winchester.  "You----"

"It's a lie!" flamed André.

The cold steel of her tone fairly whistled.  Instinctively both men

"It's a lie, Richard.  He's the cleanest, straightest man that ever
breathed.  He'd no idea who I was.  He hasn't now.  He never knew my
name till you said it.  I forced myself upon him the other day.  I
forced myself upon him to-night.  And he's--he's just turned me
down....  He said what he did just now to try and shield me.  But he's
blameless.  It was I who--made the running.  And I'm glad you saw it.
_Glad!_"  She tore off her left glove.  "Because it's your own fault.
It's eighteen months since I promised to be your wife.  Eighteen solid
months.  And I'm tired--sick of waiting--fed up.  First it was Russia:
then the North of France: then--Gramarye.  _Gramarye!_"  She flung back
her head and laughed wildly.  Then she snatched a ring from her finger
and hurled it on to the ground.  "There's the ring you gave me.  God
knows why I didn't give it you back yesterday--months ago.  I'd reason
enough.  I suppose I still hoped....  But now you've killed it.  I
don't even care what happens to you.  You've messed up my life, you've
messed up your own, and, what's a million times worse, you're doing
your level best to mess up his."

Upon the last words her voice broke piteously, and André covered her
eyes.  So she stood for a moment, white-faced, her lips trembling....
Then she whipped into the car and slammed the door.  A moment later the
engine was running.  She let in the clutch, and the car moved

As she turned on to the London road, she changed into second speed ...
into third ... top....

The two men stood as she had left them, motionless, the little white
dog eyeing them curiously.

The steady purr of the engine grew fainter and fainter.

When it had quite died, Anthony turned and touched the other upon the

"There's always Gramarye," he said.

For a moment the giant peered at him.  Then he straightened his bowed
shoulders and threw up his head.

"Yes," he shouted, "yes.  There's always Gramarye!"



"It is only right, Lyveden," said Colonel Winchester, "that you should
know that I am losing my mind."

The steady, measured tone of the speaker invested this bald statement
with a significance which paralyzed.  Anthony stood as if rooted to the

"Yes," said the other, "it was bound to shake you up.  But I want you
to realize it.  Sit down for a minute and think what it means."

Anthony did as he was bid--dazedly.  His employer turned his back and
stared into the fire.

The silence which ensued was painful.  So much so, that Mr. Samuel
Plowman, Solicitor and Commissioner for Oaths, whose nerves were less
subordinate than those of the two ex-officers, was hard put to it not
to scream.

It must be confessed that in the last twenty-five minutes the poor
gentleman had encountered a whole pack of things, none of which had
been dreamt of in his philosophy.  Little had he imagined, when he was
desired to attend professionally at Gramarye "precisely at half-past
ten on Sunday morning," what that attendance would bring forth.
Colonel Winchester had certainly a reputation for eccentricity.  His
letter was undoubtedly--well, peculiar.  Mr. Plowman had smiled upon
his finger-nails--a sapient, indulgent smile.  He had dealt with
eccentricity before.  Witness Miss Sinister of Mallwood, who had
summoned him in just such a way, but more peremptorily.  Then he had
been desired to superintend the cremation of a favourite cat.  That was
nine years ago.  For the last eight years he had superintended
Mallwood.  Mr. Plowman had smiled more than ever....

At twenty-six minutes past ten that February morning he had ascended
the broken steps of the old grey mansion, a little curious, perhaps,
but, as he would have told you, "ready for anything."  There being no
bell, he had raised and let fall the great knocker, and then stood
still in the sunshine looking placidly about him.  The desolation of
the park left him unmoved.  Money, judiciously expended, could rectify
that.  And the house seemed sound enough.  They knew how to build in
the old days.  Colonel Winchester was probably using only one wing for
the present.  In time to come, possibly ...  Mr. Plowman had
straightened his tie.

Then the door had opened.

Clad like a husbandman, his shirt open at the neck, his sleeves rolled
to his elbows, the biggest man Mr. Plowman had ever seen had stood
regarding him.  The cold majesty of a lion had looked out of those
terrible eyes; neck, chest, and arms proclaimed the strength of a
Hercules; the pose was that of a demi-god at bay.  The carelessly
brushed fair hair, the broad forehead, the unusual distance between
those steel-grey eyes, the fine colour of the cheeks, the fair,
close-cut beard, contributed to make the fellow unearthly handsome.
But there was something behind it all--a dominating irresistible force,
which rose up in a great wave, monstrous and menacing.

Mr. Plowman, who knew little of personality, felt as if he had been
suddenly disembowelled....

Thereafter he had been led stumbling through the semi-darkness of a
stark hall, by gaunt mouldering passages to the servants' quarters.  A
fair-sized parlour, looking upon a courtyard, carpetless, curtainless,
and something suggestive of an "Orderly Room," had presently received

There a deep bass voice had bade him be seated, and he had been told
quite dispassionately that he was present to assist the speaker to
prepare for insanity.

All things considered, it is to Mr. Plowman's credit that he was able
to appreciate and answer coherently quite a number of questions which
his client had put to him upon matters of law.  The strain, however,
was severe, and he was unutterably relieved when he was directed to
move to a table, where paper and ink were waiting, and take down the
explicit instructions which the voice would dictate.  He had obeyed

The dictation was hardly over when Lyveden had appeared at the window
and, at a nod from Winchester, walked to a side-door and entered the
room a moment later....

What immediately followed his entrance, gentlemen, we have already
seen.  Your time being precious, I have but made use of the silence
which poor Mr. Plowman found so distressful.

The great figure before the fire turned slowly about and, folding its
mighty arms, leaned against the mantelpiece.

"When it will happen," said the deep voice, "I have no idea.  Sometimes
it seems very near; at others, as if it may never come.  Yet I know it
will.  So I must be prepared....  Mr. Plowman is here to assist me in
this preparation.

"I've tried to tell him, Lyveden, about the estate.  I've tried to
explain what it means to me.  I feel that I've failed."  Mr. Plowman
was physically unable to utter the deprecative ejaculation which he
knew should have been here inserted.  His lips framed it, but it was
never expressed.  "I have, however, explained that I am engaged upon
its restoration, and that you are my second-in-command.  I have told
him that when I--when my call comes, I wish the work to go on.  This is
where you come in.  I have given him certain instructions, all of which
depend upon you."  The speaker unfolded his arms and stood upright.
"_When I'm gone, are you willing to carry on?_"

Before Anthony could answer, the other had lifted his hand.

"Wait.  Don't answer till you know where you are.

"You'll have a Power of Attorney and absolute control.  The moment I'm
certified, you'll stand in my shoes.  Some of my income must be set
aside--I shall have to be looked after, you know--the rest you will
administer as if you were me.  You'll be the master of the other men.
Your word will be law.  The future of Gramarye will be in your hands.
You can follow the line I've taken, or you can strike off on your own.
You'll have absolute power.  I'm ready to give it you, if you're ready
to take it.  But you must wash sentiment out.  The question of my
helplessness mustn't weigh with you.  You mustn't consider anything
except yourself.  If Gramarye means enough to you----"

"It does," said Lyveden.

"Are you sure?"

"There's nothing else in my life."


His keen grey eyes glowing with the light of a visionary, Winchester
stepped forward, and Lyveden got upon his feet.  For a moment the two
men looked one another in the face.  Then Winchester shivered suddenly,
put a hand to his head, and turned away....

The pathos of the gesture loosened Anthony's tongue.

"You know best, sir, and it isn't my place to try to dissuade you.  Let
the business go through.  Once for all, whatever happens to you, I'll
carry on.  I'll do everything exactly as if you were there.  You can
rest easy.  But----  Oh, how can you think such a thing?  I never in
all my life saw any one less likely to go under.  You're not the type,
sir.  It's--it's laughable."  The words came tumbling out of an honest
heart.  "I saw men go mad in France, but they were hardly your sort.
Perhaps you're too much alone.  Will you let me live with you?  Or, if
it's insomnia----"

"It isn't insomnia," said the giant.  "It's insanity."

Mr. Plowman, who was picking up the pen which for the second time had
escaped the play of his trembling fingers, started violently and struck
his head against the table.  The absurd action attracting annoyed
attention, he broke into a cold sweat.

"But you can't know that!" cried Anthony.  "Only a doctor can----"

"What doctor would tell me the truth?"

"You needn't ask him.  You can ask to be told the symptoms, and then
compare them with yours.  If they tally----"

"You speak as a child," said Winchester.  "Insanity's not like
chicken-pox.  There's no book of the rules."

"I don't care.  You can't possibly know.  On a matter like this your
own opinion's worthless.  It's the one thing no man can say of himself:
You can't judge your own judgment."  Staring into the fire, Winchester
began to tap the floor with his toe.  "I've said I'll carry on, and you
can put my name in, but I'm sorry I was so quick."


"Because I oughtn't to subscribe to this belief.  It's all wrong.  I'm
admitting a possibility which doesn't exist.  I'm humouring a dangerous
whim.  For over two months I've spent ten hours a day in your
company--I've sat at your feet--I've marvelled at your wisdom--I've
envied your instinct--I've been dazed by your amazing efficiency--and
now I'm to put on record----"

With a stifled roar, Winchester threw back his head and beat with his
fists upon his temples.

"You fool!" he raved.  "Out of your own mouth....  The very wisdom you
marvel at has shown me what you can't see.  That instinct you say you
envy has opened my eyes.  I tell you I'm going mad.  Time and again
I've seen the writing upon the wall.  I walk with Insanity of nights.
Three months ago I chucked my revolver into the lake, or I shouldn't be
here to-day.  You babble of madness; I tell you I know the jade.  Why,
there are nights when the stars slip and the world lies on her side,
and only the woods of Gramarye keep me from falling off.  I climb from
tree to tree, man.  They're like the rungs of a ladder, with their tops
swaying in the wind over eternity and their roots stuck fast in a
gigantic wall--that's the earth ... on her side ...  They're sticking
straight out like pegs.  And sometimes I hear a roar coming, and the
trees are bent like reeds, and the wind screams to glory, and the whole
world turns turtle--swings right over and round.  Think of it, man.
Twelve thousand miles in a second of time.  And there are the stars on
my right, and I'm climbing the wrong way up....  But Gramarye holds me
fast.  As long as I'm in the woods----  But the roads are the devil.
They make such a gap.  You have to climb them to get to the other side.
The trees are child's play--they help you.  But the roads ...  I shall
meet it on one of those roads ... one day ... one day...."

The deep sonorous voice faded, and with a whimper Mr. Plowman slid on
to the floor.

It was Anthony who picked him up and carried the unconscious lawyer
into the open air.  As he was helping him to his feet, Winchester
appeared with brandy.

"I was so engrossed," he said quietly, "that I never saw you go down.
Was the room too hot?"

Mr. Plowman gulped down some spirit before replying.  Then--

"Yes," he said jerkily.  "I--I think perhaps it was.  I must apologize,

Winchester inclined his head.

"You have your instructions," he said.  "And you have seen Major
Lyveden, and heard him consent to act.  Prepare the necessary papers
immediately and send them to me for signature.  If any question arises,
lay it before me by letter.  If you must see me"--the unfortunate
attorney blenched--"write and say so.  I need hardly add that, with
regard to what has passed between us, I expect your observation of the
strictest confidence."

"M-most certainly, sir."

"One thing more."  An envelope passed.  "There is a cheque on account.
If on reflection you wish to take counsel's opinion, and that is not
enough, write and say so."  He put out his hand.  "Good-bye.  I'm much
obliged to you for coming.  I hope you'll be none the worse."

With starting eyes Mr. Plowman touched the great palm.  Then his client
turned, and, clapping a hat on his head, strode off into the wilderness.

As the sound of his footsteps died--

"There's a paper--in there--on the table," said Mr. Plowman.  "And my
hat and coat--and bag..."

"I'll get them," said Anthony.

"It's--it's very good of you."

When he returned, the lawyer had fastened his collar and was nervously
bullying his tie into place.

"Have you a conveyance?" said Anthony.

"N-no, sir.  I sent the fly away.  I had thought I would walk back," he
added miserably.

Clearly the chance of encountering Winchester was not at all to his

"You'd better come with me," said Lyveden.  "It's the quickest way to
Girdle.  I live in the cottage close to the London road."

Mr. Plowman felt inclined to put his arms round Anthony's neck....

Three-quarters of an hour later the little attorney stepped, with a
sigh of relief, on to the King's highway.  Going and pace had tried him
pretty hard, and he was simply streaming with sweat.  He pushed back
his hat and blew out his cheeks comically.  Then he set down his bag
and started to mop his face.

"By Jove!" he said, panting.  "By Jove, I'm glad to be----"  His eyes
resting upon Anthony, he broke off and fell a-staring.  "Why," he
cried, "you haven't turned a hair!"

Anthony smiled.

"I take a lot of hard exercise," he explained.

"By Jove!" said Mr. Plowman, wide-eyed.  "Well, I'm awfully obliged to

"You've nothing to thank me for."  Lyveden pointed to the cottage.
"That's where I live."  He put out his hand.  "Are you all right now?"

"Splendid, thanks.  Can't think how I came to faint like that.  Of

He took the outstretched hand meditatively.

"The room was unusually hot," said Anthony.

The other stared at him.

"Yes," he said slowly.  "By Jove, yes...."  With a sudden movement he
picked up his bag.  "Good-bye."

The next moment he was plodding down the broad white road.

Anthony watched him till he could see him no more.  Then he turned on
his heel and whistled to his dog.

As he did so, the purr of an engine rose out of the distance, and he
turned to see a large touring-car sailing towards him from the
direction of Town.

"Come on, Patch!" he cried quickly.

The approach of the car made him anxious.  The terrier, he knew, had
crossed the road, and there was something about this particular reach
of metalling that tempted motorists to pass at the deuce of a pace.

The car sailed on.

It was fifty paces away, when Anthony heard Patch flouncing through the
undergrowth in response to his call.  In another second the terrier
would take his customary flying leap from the bank on to the road--on
the same side as the car....

In a flash, Anthony was full in its path, spreading out signalling arms.

The tires were tearing at the macadam as Patch leaped into the road
and, missing his footing, stumbled on to his nose twenty-five paces

Anthony ran up to the car, hat in hand.

"I'm awfully sorry," he said.  "My dog was coming, and I couldn't stop
him.  I'd called him before I saw you.  I was afraid he'd be run over."

The fresh-faced youth at the wheel stared at him.

"That's all right, sir," he grinned.  "How are you?  You don't remember
me, Every.  Met you at Saddle Tree Cross--huntin'.  Valerie French
introduced us."

"Of course," said Anthony.  "I remember you perfectly.  Are you all

"Goin' strong, thanks."  He turned to a girl at his side.  "Joan, let
me introduce Major Lyveden--my sister."  Anthony bowed.  "We're goin'
down to Evesham to see some spaniel pups.  Are you livin' down here,

Anthony indicated his cabin with a smile.

"That's my house," he said.  "I've turned forester, and I'm working on
this estate."

"But how priceless," said Joan.  "If I were a man, that's just what

"Yes," said her brother.  "I can see you gettin' up at dawn an' hewin'
down trees an' things with a bead-bag on your wrist an'----"

"I said 'if I was a man,'" protested Joan.  "I said..."

The argument waxed, and Anthony began to laugh.  So soon as he could
get a word in--

"I mustn't keep you," he said.

Peter Every glanced at his watch.

"Twenty-past twelve!" he cried.  "George, no!  I'll have to put her
along.  I suppose you won't come on and lunch with us, sir?  We'd love
it, and we can drop you here on the way back."

"Yes, do," urged Joan.

Anthony shook his head.

"You're very kind," he said, smiling, "but I've any amount to do.  When
you live alone, and you've only one day a week..."

"I'm sorry," said Every.  "Still, if you won't..."

He let in the clutch.

"Good-bye," said Anthony.

"Good-bye," cried the others.

The car slid forward.

A moment later, arrived at the top of the hill, it dropped over the
crest and sank out of sight.

      *      *      *      *      *

It was twelve days later that Mr. Peter Every found his cake to be

Taking advantage of a general invitation, issued when he was six years
old, he had asked himself to Bell Hammer ostensibly to enjoy a day's
hunting, but in reality with the express intention of inviting Miss
Valerie French to become his lady-wife.

All things considered, it was rather hard that before he had been in
the house for an hour and a half he should himself have pulled his airy
castle incontinently about his ears.

This was the way of it.

It was that soft insidious hour which begins when it is time to dress
for dinner and ends in horrified exclamation and a rush for the bath.
Valerie, seated at the piano, was playing Massenet's _Elégie_, and
Every was lolling in a deep chair before the fire, studying a map of
the county and thinking upon the morrow's hunt.  In such circumstances
it is not surprising that the printed appearance of Saddle Tree Cross
should have remembered Lyveden.

"By the way, Val," he said, raising his voice to override the music, "I
met a pal of yours the other day."

Valerie raised her eyebrows and continued to play.

"Did you?" she said, without turning.  "Who was that?"

"Major Lyveden."

The _Elégie_ died a sudden discordant death, and Valerie started to her


The flame of the inquiry scorched Peter Every's ears.

Dropping the map and getting uncertainly upon his feet, he demanded
aggrievedly to be told what on earth was the matter....

On trying subsequently coherently to recall what had happened in the
next five minutes, he found his memory pardonably confused.

Valerie had taken him by the shoulders and shaken him like a rat: she
had hurled at his head an unending stream of questions--all about
Lyveden, and, when he had hesitated, had shaken him again; when he had
tried to protest, she had put her hand over his mouth; when she had
clearly exhausted his memory, she had announced that they would go up
to Town the next day, and that on Sunday morning, sun, rain, or snow,
he would motor her down to where Lyveden dwelt; then she had said she
was sorry she'd shaken him, smiled him a maddening smile, told him,
with a rare blush, that Anthony Lyveden was "the most wonderful man in
the world," kissed him between the eyes, and then darted out of the
room, calling for Lady Touchstone....

Sitting that night upon the edge of his bed, with his hands in his
pockets and a pipe in his mouth, staring moodily upon the carpet, Peter
had thought ruefully upon his shattered fortune.

"Blinkin' fine week-end," he muttered, "I don't think.  I roll up for a
hunt an' a dart at the most priceless girl that ever was foaled, an' I
lose the one an' am roped in to help the other to another cove."  He
laughed bitterly.  "'Minds me of a drama-play.  S'pose I'm cast for the
perishin' strong man wot 'ides 'is bleedin' 'eart."  He flung out a
dramatic arm.  "'Reenunciation, 'Erbert, 'ath its reeward.'  (Loud and
prolonged cheers.)  Well, well...."  He rose to his feet and stretched
luxuriously.  "It's all the same in a hundred years, and so long as
she's happy..."  And with that little candle of truly handsome
philosophy Mr. Peter Every lighted himself to bed.

Upon the following Sunday, at a quarter before midday, he set Miss
French down upon the London road at the spot at which he and Joan had
met Lyveden a fortnight before.

"I'll wait till you've seen if he's in," he said, nodding towards the
cottage.  "If he is, I'll come back in an hour.  That do?"

Valerie smiled and nodded.  She was just twittering.  Then she flung
her veil back over her shoulder and stepped off the road on to the
wasted track....

It was a beautiful day--a handful of sweet-smelling hours filched by
Winter out of the wallet of Spring.  The wet earth seemed drenched with
perfume; the winds kept holy-day; the sun, like a giant surprisedly
refreshed, beamed with benevolence.

Her knocking upon the door of the cottage evoking no answer, Miss
French decided to try the back.

The venture was fruitful.

There upon the red-brick pavement stood a small snow-white dog, whom
Major Anthony Lyveden, seated upon a soap-box, was towelling vigorously.

Between the fuss of the operation and the amicable wrangle which it
induced, neither of the parties heard the lady's approach.  For a
moment she stood spellbound.  Then she turned and waved her arm to
Every, sitting still in the car fifty odd paces away.  Intelligently
the latter waved back....

As Valerie turned, there was a scrabble of paws.  Followed a sharp
exclamation, and the next moment Patch was leaping frantically to lick
her face, while Anthony Lyveden, who had risen to his feet, was staring
at her and recoiling, towel in hand, as if he had perceived an

For the two, who had shared big moments, it was the most tremendous of
all.  Upon a sudden impulse that black king Fate had flung his warder
up.  Instantly the barriers of Time and Distance had been swept away,
and Love, Shame, Fear, and a whole host of Emotions had come swarming
pell-mell back into the lists--a surging, leaderless mob, thirsty to
flesh their swords, quarrelling amongst themselves....

Sit you there by the king, sirs, if you will watch the tourney.  Climb
up into his pavilion; make his grim equerries give place.  I will
answer for their black looks.  And the king will laugh at their
discomfiture.  His jester for the length of my tale, I can twist the
tyrant about my little finger.

See, then, the wrangling press take order of battle.  Observe the
clamorous throng split into two rival companies, each of them captained
by Love, with Hope and Shame on one side, and Fear and Mistrust upon
the other.  These six are the most notable; the rest you shall discover
for yourselves, when issue is joined.  One other knight only I beg you
will remark--him in the cold grey harness, knee to knee with Mistrust,
whose device is a broken bough, sirs, whom there is none to counter
upon the opposite side....  That is no one of the Emotions, but
something less honest--a free-lance, gentlemen, that has ridden unasked
to the jousting and cares for neither cause, but, because he will grind
his own axe, ranged against Valerie.  There is a fell influence behind
that vizor that will play a big part this February day.

When Valerie French looked upon her lost lover, she could have wept for
joy.  The sight of him, indeed, rendered her inarticulate, and, before
she had found her voice, came Shyness to tie up her tongue.  This is
important, because her sudden inability to speak upset everything.

For a month after she had known the man faithful and herself for a
fool.  Miss French had constantly rehearsed this meeting.  Then, when
she had almost lost hope that it would ever take place, the rehearsals
had lost their savour....  Forty hours ago they had been revived and
conducted feverishly by day and night.  She had a score of entrances,
and humble opening lines to suit them all.  Before Anthony could speak,
she would have disarmed him by kneeling in the dust.  The most
submissive sentences her love could utter were to be laid at his
feet--calls which, if his love were yet alive, must wake some echoes.
Too honest, however, to make a play-actress, Valerie had reckoned
without stage-fright....

Lyveden was the first to recover.

"Why, Miss--Valerie," he said, "where have you sprung from?"  He came
to her smiling and put out his hand.  "I can see by your face that I'm
forgiven.  I'm so glad.  I hate to be at variance."  Mechanically
Valerie laid her hand in his.  "I've got such a wonderful job here," he
went on easily.  "Are you just passing?  Or have I time to tell you
about it?"

"I'd--I'd love to hear," stammered the girl.

Things were going all wrong.  There had been nothing like this in any
of her scenes.

"I'm restoring an estate," said Anthony.  "When you knew me, I was a
footman.  Now I'm something between a forester, a landscape-gardener,
and a roadman.  This"--he lifted an indicating arm--"this belongs to a
Colonel Winchester.  It's been let go for over a hundred years, and he
and I and a few others are working to pull it round.  It's just

Valerie nodded.

"I'm glad you're happy," she said, and wondered whether that was the
moment to speak her unspoken lines.  Surely a better opening would
present itself.  Now that they could not come first, it seemed so
awkward to thrust them in without any introduction.  While she
hesitated, the chance passed.

"I'm sure you are.  Would you care to see something of the park?  I'd
like you to.  It'll make it easier for you to understand what we're up
against and what an amazing attraction there is in the work."  Together
they left the cottage and made for the track.  "If we go down here for
a bit, you'll get an idea of the condition of things, and then I'll
show you some of the work we've done.  Of course it goes slow.  Five
thousand acres aren't reclaimed in a day.  You see...."

The steady, even tone flowed with a surprising ease.  Anthony could
hardly believe his ears.  How on earth he was able to talk so naturally
he could not divine.  He was, of course, putting up a tremendous fight.
The sudden appearance of Valerie had fairly staggered him.  Then
instinctively he had pulled himself together, and, with his head still
singing from the blow, striven dazedly to ward her off.  The great
thing, he felt, was to keep talking....

Ever since his dismissal he had fought unceasingly to thrust the lady
out of his mind: latterly his efforts had met with a halting success.
Now, not only was all this labour utterly lost, but he was faced with a
peril more terrifying than death.  The prospect of being haled once
more unto Pisgah, the hell of viewing once again that exquisite land of
promise unfulfilled, loomed big with torment.  He simply could not
suffer it all again.  The path, no doubt, would be made more specious
than ever.  Oh, indubitably.  And the whips which were waiting at the
end of it would have become scorpions....  Anthony had braced himself
for an immense resistance.

The devil of it was, he loved the girl so desperately that resistance
pure and simple would be of no avail.  He knew he could never hope to
parry the thrusts those beautiful eyes, that gentle voice, were there
to offer him.  Once before he had tried, and failed signally.  It was
plain that his only chance of safety lay in attack.  He must press her
tirelessly.  The great thing was to keep talking....

Thank God, there was a subject to hand.  Gramarye made a wonderful
topic, inviting, inexhaustible.  Her blessed woods and streams, her
poor blurred avenues, her crumbling roads, the piteous havoc of the
proud estate stood him in splendid stead.  Anthony found himself not
only talking, but waxing enthusiastic.  The queer conceit that Gramarye
had responded to his cry for help filled him with exultation.  Out of
his grateful mouth her praise came bubbling....

Settling himself in his saddle with a slow smile, the Knight of the
Broken Bough laid on more lustily than before.

It was Patch who unwittingly put a spoke in the latter's wheel.

Miss French's reappearance had affected the dog powerfully.  One
October day he had known her for Anthony's darling, and as such had
become her vassal.  He had since seen no reason to withdraw his fealty.
As we have seen, at her coming he had leaped for joy.  Occasion and
personage, however, deserved more honour than that.  Ever since the
three had begun their ramble, he had been scouring the undergrowth for
an offering meet to be laid at the lady's shining feet.  It was the way
of his heart.

Not until Miss French and Lyveden were standing beside a tottering
bridge, and the latter was pointing the traces of a vista which once
had gladdened all eyes with its sweetness, but was now itself blind,
did the little squire happen upon a treasure worthy in his sight to be
bestowed.  At this juncture, however, a particularly unsavoury smell
attracted his straining nostrils....  A moment later what was, despite
the ravages of decomposition, still recognizable as the corpse of a
large black bird was deposited with every circumstance of cheerful
devotion immediately at Valerie's feet.

To ignore such a gift was impossible.  Its nature and condition saw to
that.  To accept it was equally out of the question.  But tacitly to
reject such a love-token needed a harder heart than Valerie's or, for
the matter of that, than Anthony's, either.

Miss French gave a queer little cry of mingled distaste and
appreciation, and Anthony hesitated, lost the thread of his discourse,
and stopped.

"How very sweet of you, Patch!  No, I mustn't touch it because I'm not
allowed dead birds.  But I do thank you."  She patted the panting head.
"Look.  Here's a stone I'll throw for you--down into the brook.  I'm
sure it'll be good for you to wash your mouth."  She flung the pebble,
and the dog went flying.  Valerie turned to Lyveden with a glowing
face.  "Don't think I'm fishing for another dead bird, but I wish I
could feel you'd forgiven me as truly as Patch.  Oh, Anthony, I just
can't tell you how deadly ashamed I feel, how----"

"My dear girl, you mustn't talk like this.  I knew there was some
misunderstanding--I didn't know what--and I----"

"I thought you cared for Anne Alison."

"Oh, Valerie...."  The wistful reproach of his tone, the sad-faced
ghost of a protesting smile hovering about his lips, brought tears to
Valerie's eyes.  "Well, well....  I'm so glad I'm cleared in your eyes.
I'd 've hated you to go through life thinking that I--was like
that...."  Suddenly he caught at her arm and pointed to the ramshackle
bridge.  "There's another instance of the rot we're out to stop.
Another winter, and that bridge 'd be in the stream, damming it at the
deepest and narrowest point.  Result, the water's diverted and spreads
all over the road, trying to find another way into its channel.  No
road can stand that, of course.  Gradually----"

"Tell me more of yourself," said Valerie.

Anthony let go her arm and put a hand to his head.

"Myself?" he said slowly.  "Well, this is my life.  I live in the
cottage, you know--very simply.  It was a wonderful stroke of
luck--getting the job.  I saw it in the Agony Column."

"Before or after you'd given notice?"

"After.  I tell you, I was thankful.  And now--I little dreamed what a
wonderful billet it was.  Living in these beautiful woods, with nothing

"Why did you give notice?" said Valerie.

"Oh, I don't know.  I think I was unsettled.  After all, a footman's

"Was it because of me?"

There was a long silence.  Then--

"Yes," said Anthony.  "But that's ancient history," he added quickly.
"It wasn't your fault if I chose to take that line.  Besides"--he flung
out demonstrative arms--"see what you've brought me, Valerie.  When I
think that less than three months ago I was carrying coals and washing
up glasses and waiting at table----"

"And in love with me," said Valerie.

Lyveden's outstretched arms fell to his side.

The worst had happened.  Valerie was under his guard....

A pitiful hunted look came into the steady grey eyes.  Slowly the brown
right hand stole up to his forehead.

"I never ought to have been," he said dully.  "I ought to have had more
sense.  It was always--out of the question ... utterly.  I think
perhaps if I'd had a job to put my back into, I'd 've----"

He hesitated, at a loss for an expression which would not be ungallant.

Instantly Valerie lunged.

"You'd 've what?"

"Behaved better," he said desperately, turning back the way they had

Head back, eyes closed, lips parted, Valerie stood like a statue.

"Behaved ... better?" she whispered.  "Behaved ... better?"  She
shivered, and, when the blue eyes opened, there was the flash of tears
springing.  "When you talk like that," she said quietly, "you make me
feel like death.  I deserve it, I know.  I deserve anything.  But, if
you knew how it hurt, I think you'd spare me."  Staring into the
distance, Anthony dug his nails into his palms.  "I came here to-day to
pray your forgiveness.  Since I--found I was wrong, I've been more
utterly wretched than I thought a woman could be.  I didn't know there
was such agony in this world.  Aunt Harriet'll bear me out, and so will
the Alisons.  I told them the truth.  And when, after all these weeks,
I found where you were, I just thanked God....  You and I know what we
were to each other.  Try and put yourself in my place.  Supposing you'd
turned me down--because you were rotten...."  Anthony winced.  "Yes,
rotten.  There's no other word.  And then you'd found out your mistake.
How would you feel?"

"I'm sure you had cause," blurted Lyveden.  "It was a mistake, of
course.  But you couldn't know that.  And I--I've nothing to forgive,
dear.  I've never thought ill of you--never once.  I can't pretend I
wasn't shaken, but I always knew there was some mix-up."

"You were--shaken?" said Valerie.

Anthony nodded.

"You see," he explained, "I was terribly----"

"Have you got over it?" said Valerie.

With the point at his throat, Anthony did the only possible thing, and
threw down his arms.

"No," he said steadily, "I haven't, and I don't think I ever shall."

There was a long, long silence, which the suck and gurgle of water
fretting a crazy sluice-gate had to themselves.  Then--

"What d'you mean?" breathed Valerie.

"I think," said Lyveden, "that I shall love you as long as I live."

Valerie just sighed very happily.

"I think," she said, standing a-tiptoe, "I'm the luckiest woman of all
the ages."

Then she slid an arm through Anthony's, and they started back....

Anthony's brain was whirling.  He did not know what to think.  What was
worse, he did not know what to do.  Did she think he had called back
Time?  That he had asked her to marry him?  Had he?  Were his words
tantamount to that?  Was he prepared to marry her--this wonderful,
glorious creature stepping so joyously beside him--this peerless queen,
who had wronged him, yet in his eyes could do no wrong?  As once
before, that touch upon his arm sent the blood singing through his
veins.  His pulses leaped and danced.  An old strange joy came
welling....  It was as if a fountain within him had begun to play--an
old forgotten fountain, long dry--and the sun was turning its delicate
spray to a flourish of sprinkled silver.  Against his better judgment
he turned and looked at her.  My lady felt his gaze, and turned to meet
it with a swift smile.  All the beauty of youth, all the tenderness of
love, all the shyness of maidenhood hung in that glowing countenance.
As once before, twin stars had come to light the gentle gravity of
those dark blue eyes.  The mouth he had kissed in anger was a red

The memory of that kiss came back to him with a rush.  He had forgotten
it, somehow.  He was forgiven, of course.  Still, it was only right to
speak of it--she had confessed her trespasses so very handsomely.

Standing still, he took hold of her hand.

"Valerie, I quite forgot.  The kiss I gave you that day was the kiss of
a bully.  I've never----"

A small cool hand covered his lips.

"Hush, lad.  You mustn't say it.  I know you were angry, or you'd never
have done it.  But that was my fault.  You know it was.  And"--she
hesitated, and a blush came stealing to paint the wild rose red--"it's
the only kiss you've ever given me, and--since then--I've been very
glad of it."

For a moment Anthony stood trembling.  Then he put his arm about
Valerie and held her close.  There was the whisper of a tremulous sigh
in his ears, the warm fragrance of quick-coming breath beat upon his
nostrils, the radiance of love-lit beauty flooded his eyes.  Slowly he
bent his head....

A wandering breeze swept out of the distance, brushed past the leafless
woods, set the curtain of silence swaying, and--was gone.

Anthony started violently and threw up his head, listening....

Imagination lent him her ears.

The faintest silvery ripple, the liquid echo of a cool clear call went
floating out of audience....

In an instant the man was transfigured.

"The trumpets!" he cried hoarsely.  "The trumpets!  Didn't you hear
them?"  The light in his eyes was fanatic.  Instinctively Valerie
shrank away.  Regardless, he let her go.  "I forgot.  Gramarye--I'm
pledged to her.  It's too late, Valerie.  Oh, why did you come?"  He
buried his face in his hands.  "You'll never understand," he muttered.
"I know you never will.  It's no good--no good...."  Suddenly he stood
upright and took off his hat.  Then he smiled very tenderly and shook
his head.  "It's too late, Valerie--my sweet--my darling....  Too

He turned and strode down the track towards the tottering bridge.

For a moment Patch stood looking from him to the girl, uncertain and
puzzled.  Then he went scampering in Anthony's wake.

      *      *      *      *      *

"As soon as you've finished, Lyveden, we'll have that fir down.  It's
the only way.  With that list on her, she may go any day.  And, when
she does, as like as not she'll push half the bank into the road."

Anthony, who was munching bread and meat, nodded agreement.  His
employer got up and strolled in the direction from which the crunch of
wheels upon a rough road argued the approach of a supply of posts and

The fence about the estate was going up.

It was indeed high time.  What was left of the old paling was in evil
case.  Worm and rot had corrupted with a free hand.  There was hardly a
chain, all told, that merited repair.  So Gramarye was to have a new
girdle.  For the last week Winchester and his little band had been
working at nothing else.  A spell of fine weather favouring them, the
work flew.  Master and men worked feverishly, but for once in a way,
without relish.  The industry of the gnome was still there, but it had
become nervous.

The reason for this must be made clear.

Always, till now, the little company had laboured in secret.  The
thick, dark, lonely woods of Gramarye had sheltered all they did.  No
strange, unsympathetic eyes had ever peered at their zeal, curious and
hostile.  This was as well.  They had--all ten of them--a freemasonry
which the World would not understand.  They were observing rites which
it was not seemly that the World should watch.  Hitherto they had
toiled in a harbour at which the World did not touch.  Knowing naught
else, they had come to take their privacy for granted.  Now suddenly
this precious postulate had been withdrawn.  Since wellnigh the whole
of the estate was edged by road, the erection of the fence at once cost
them seclusion and showed them how dear they valued it.

All day long the World and his Wife passed by, kindly, mocking, or
silent--but always curious.  The little fellowship became resentfully
self-conscious....  Old wounds reopened; forgotten infirmities lifted
up their heads.  The three great sailors remembered that they were
deaf.  The little engineer noticed his trailing leg.  The lean,
grey-headed joiner thought of the wife who had left him: his fellow
recalled the cries of a dying child.  Anthony minded Miss French.  Only
the two old carters were spared the ordeal, their labour keeping them
busy under the cover of the woods.  Winchester himself felt the unusual
exposure most of all.  But that the fence was to give them the
fee-simple of privacy, he would have abandoned the enterprise.  It was
not that he was ashamed, but, as an atelier, he had no use for a
house-top.  "Working in a shop-window," he styled it.  If he detested
publicity, his resentment of idle curiosity was painfully apparent.
Once or twice, indeed, he had broken out and, in a voice of thunder,
bade loiterers begone.  Happily they had always obeyed....

Anthony finished his lunch, gave a few pieces to Patch, quenched his
thirst with a draught of well-water out of an old beer-bottle, and got
upon his feet.  Winchester had not reappeared, so he strolled across to
the fir-tree which had been marked for destruction.  As usual, his
employer was perfectly right.  It would be idle to carry the paling
along this piece of bank and leave the tree standing to menace fence
and foundation.  The sooner it was out of the way, the better.

He crossed to where the sailors were crowded about the engineer, who
was drawing a rough diagram upon the sawn face of timber to illustrate
some argument.  Hard by, upon a log, the joiners were smoking and
conversing in a low tone.

"Where are the axes, Blake?  The Colonel and I are going to fell that

The grey-headed joiner rose and stepped to a rough litter covered by a
tarpaulin.  The latter, being turned back, displayed a travelling
armoury of tools.  As he lifted two axes out of their slots, Winchester
came thrusting out of the undergrowth.

"Ready, Lyveden?" he queried.  "Right."

Anthony flung off his coat, made Patch fast to a convenient bush--you
could not be too careful when trees were falling--and took an axe out
of the carpenter's hand.  The sailors had disappeared in the direction
of the waggon.  A moment later the two ex-officers were felling the

It was Winchester's whim to use an axe where he could.  He delighted in
the pastime, and his tremendous physique enabled him to make such play
with the tool as could few men who were not experts.  Under his
guidance, Anthony had proved an apt pupil, and the two, working
together, could send a soft-wood tree toppling in no time.  So engaged;
they made a wonderful picture.  Had any passed by at this moment, they
might have been pardoned for staring.

At his fourth stroke Anthony misjudged the angle, and his axe stuck.
As he leaned forward to lever it out of the wood, there was the whirr
of steel falling, and he flung himself back with a cry.  The other had
struck without waiting for him to get clear.

As an error of judgment, the thing was inexplicable.  A child of six
would have known better.  And an axe was no pop-gun.

For a moment he stared at Winchester like a man in a dream.

His employer blinked back....

Then his eyes narrowed.

"_You're_ getting curious, are you?" he said thickly.

In spite of himself, Anthony started.

Loosely nursing his implement, the other took a step to one side.
There was not much in the movement, but it placed him between Lyveden
and the road.

Anthony kept his eyes riveted upon the powerful hands playing with the
haft of the axe....

Twenty paces away a saw was going.  Raised above the din could be heard
the engineer's voice calling for the return of his pencil.  A distant
clatter of timber told that the waggon was being unloaded.

Anthony moistened his lips.

For another pair of eyes he would have given anything.  Any moment now
he would have to jump--one way or the other.  It did not matter which.
The going was equally bad.  But if he met an obstruction--caught his
foot in a root--fell among briers at the outset, he knew he was doomed.
The impulse to glance to one side was terrible.  Yet he dared not take
his eyes from those terrible itching fingers.  If only one of the

The noise of the saw stopped, and a piece of wood fell with a thud.
Blake's voice was heard asking the whereabouts of his rule.  The answer
was inaudible, but the next moment somebody started to move in the
direction of the fir.  As they passed Patch, they chirruped.

In an instant the axe leapt to Winchester's shoulder, and Anthony

A moment later Blake parted the bushes, to see his employer wrench free
an axe which had bitten into the ground, and hurl himself after
Lyveden, who was on his feet again and running steadily about six paces

For a second the fellow stared stupidly.  Then he let out a yell and
started in pursuit.

The two ex-officers were evenly matched.  If Anthony was the lighter
and younger, Winchester had run for Oxford.  Moreover, the latter knew
the woods like the back of his hand.  Anthony, who did not, ran
blindly.  This was not a moment to pick and choose.  All the time he
was desperately afraid of mire....

Briers tore at his legs, saplings whipped him across the face, a bough
stabbed at his eyes and, as he turned, scored his brow savagely; a
rabbit-hole trapped his foot and sent him flying, but he caught at a
friendly trunk and swung round to find his balance and a new line
before him.  So quick was the turn, that the giant behind him lost the
yard he had gained.  Down through a grey beechwood, over a teeming
brook, into a sodden drift of leaves, up through a welter of bracken,
on to the silence of pine-needles, over the top of the ridge into the
cursed undergrowth again, panting, straining, sobbing for breath, his
temples bursting, his hands and arms bleeding, unutterable agony in his
side, Lyveden tore like a madman.  The pace was too awful to last.
Always the terror behind clung to his heels.

They were flying downhill now, and the giant's weight was telling.  On
the opposite side of the valley was another pinewood.  If he could only
reach that, between the good going and the up-gradient Anthony felt
that there was a bare chance.  The thing behind, however, was coming up.

The slope grew steeper ... precipitous ...  With a shock, Lyveden
realized that the giant must be almost above him, that he had only to
drop....  With a frightful effort he swerved.  A tangle of matted thorn
bushes opposed him.  Frantically he smashed his way through, kicking
desperately at the suckers, plunging to find a footing--a
holding--anything.  For a moment he trod the air.  Then he fell
heavily, head first, into a ditch....

Only the sight of the road before him and the firm brown carpet beyond
could have got him upon his feet.  Dazed and winded, he staggered
across into the pinewood and started to struggle up the slope....

A sudden thought came to him, and he glanced over his shoulder.  The
next moment he was leaning against a tree-trunk, gazing down into the

Winchester was flat upon his face, spread-eagled, scrabbling with his
nails upon the roadway and cursing horribly.  He seemed to be
endeavouring to haul himself across.  Had the road been a wall, you
would have said he was trying to scale it....

He had made no progress by the time the others arrived, and was easily
secured.  Then ropes were sent for, and two of his magnificent sailors
lashed his arms to his sides.

      *      *      *      *      *

The end of a conversation held this same evening in the hall of Bell
Hammer may be recorded.

"He's not himself, Aunt Harriet.  There's something wrong.  Nobody
could have been more gentle--or handsome.  He was just wonderful.  And
then..."  Valerie broke off and shrugged her shoulders helplessly.
"His work and the place itself--Gramarye, he calls it--seem to have got
into his blood.  You never saw such enthusiasm.  It was unnatural."

"Anthony Lyveden," said Lady Touchstone, "is not the man to go mad."

"I know.  But he ought to see somebody--a doctor.  There was the
queerest light in his eyes....  And he spoke strangely, as if he heard
things.  Who's the great man for--for brain trouble?"

"Sperm," said Lady Touchstone placidly.  "But you're racking my brains
for nothing.  Anthony Lyveden's not----"

"I know he isn't!" cried Valerie.  "That's what makes me certain
there's something wrong.  He's doing something, or taking something, or
being given something, that's affecting his mind.  It's not internal;
it's some outside influence.  If he didn't care, it'd be different.
But he does.  He said so.  But he didn't seem to have room for me and
the estate at the same time.  It had to be one or the other.  It was
like a bad dream--past dispute, but illogical."

"I should write to John Forest," said her aunt.  "Ask him to come and
stay.  He's a wise man.  I don't feel equal to telling you what to do.
I don't know what to tell you.  If you'd come back and said that he
wouldn't see you, I was going to Chorley Wood----"

"Chipping Norton," corrected Valerie.

"Well, Chipping Norton--myself.  I was going to kneel down in the mud
and refuse to get up.  I was going to wear that blue face-cloth that we
both hate.  I'd got it all worked out.  But, from what you tell me,
there's apparently nothing for me to kneel for."

"Nothing whatever," said her niece.  "He's given me everything,
and--I've come empty away," she added miserably.

Lady Touchstone rose and stooped to kiss the girl tenderly.

"Take my advice," she said, "and write to John Forest to-night.  And
now don't fret.  You're a thousand times better off than you were four
days ago.  For one thing, you know where he is.  What's more, he's
content to let bygones be bygones.  My darling, you've much to be
thankful for.  And now go and take a hot bath, and try and get a nap
before dinner.  Poor child, you must be dead tired."

With a sudden movement Valerie threw her arms about her aunt's neck.

"I don't know why you're so good to me," she said.

Then she kissed her swiftly and, getting upon her feet, passed up the
broad stairs.

For a moment Lady Touchstone stood looking after her niece.  Then she
put a hand to her head and sank into a chair.  She was profoundly
worried.  If any girl other than Valerie had come to her with such an
account, she would have been less troubled.  But Valerie was so very
clear-headed.  True, her love had got away with her, and she had had
the very deuce of a fall.  But she was up again now, and nothing like
that would ever happen again.  Her judgment was back in its seat as
firm as ever.  And when she said that something was wrong with Anthony,
that he seemed to hear things, that there was "the queerest light in
his eyes," Lady Touchstone knew that it was perfectly true.  What was
worse, she was entirely satisfied that these things meant brain
trouble.  For three months after his wife had died, Valerie's own
father had been under surveillance for precisely similar symptoms.  She
remembered them fearfully.  And this Major Lyveden was so reminiscent
of poor Oliver.  His voice, his manner, the very way his hair grew
about his temples, reminded her strangely of her dead brother.  It was
not surprising that she attributed Anthony's condition to a somewhat
similar cause.  What troubled her most was her conscience.  She had set
her heart upon the match, and she was now uncertain whether it was not
her clear duty to try to call it off.

After a little she rose and crossed to a table.  Taking a sheet of
notepaper, she began to write.


_I think it probable that within a few days your secretary will make an
appointment for you to see a Miss Valerie French.  This is my niece.
She does not know we are friends.  When she tells you her tale, you
need make no allowance for hysteria.  Believe every word she says.  She
will not exaggerate.  And please remember this.  It is most desirable
that she should marry the man about whom she will consult you.  But it
is still more desirable that she should not marry a madman._

  _Yours always sincerely,

Then she selected an envelope and addressed it to

  _Sir Willoughby Sperm, Bart.,
    55 Upper Brook Street,

      *      *      *      *      *

After a nightmare three days, work at Gramarye was again in full swing.
Anthony's succession to Winchester had been accepted without a murmur.
If the men displayed any feeling, it was that of relief.  When he had
told them that nothing whatever would be changed, shown them his Power
of Attorney, explained that he was a steward sworn to continue the work
till--till his employer should have recovered, they had stared upon the
ground like schoolboys and stammeringly requested an assurance that
things would go just the same.  Reassured, they had nodded approval and
exchanged gratulatory glances.  Then they had gone about their business.

Anthony's task was less simple.  Apart from his compliance with the
Law--a painful and embarrassing ordeal, which Mr. Plowman fussily
stage-managed, dressing every detail with such importance that the
layman's wonder melted gradually to a profound contempt--there was much
to be learned.  That all was in beautiful order saved the situation.
And a letter, addressed to him in Winchester's bold handwriting, proved
a master-key to the mysteries of income and outgoings.

_... There's three hundred on deposit at the Bank.  That's to cover the
immediate expense of putting me away.  Now look at Sheet 7.  That's
last year's balance-sheet.  That'll show you I was well within my
income.  All the same, expenses will have to be cut--to provide for me.
The wages must stand, and so must the "Horses and Stalling" (Book 2).
Don't part with the roan.  There'll be times when you'll have to go to
Town, as I did, for odd accessories.  "Tools and Materials" (Book 3)
will have to suffer, but we're well set up now, so you ought to pull

There was an invitation, too, to live at the mansion, which Anthony did
not accept.  Twice a week he would visit the office and work there
faithfully, but he could not bring himself to live in the house.

Apart from the manner in which the blow had been dealt him, he felt the
loss of his employer most bitterly.  He found the tragedy even more
piteous than terrible.  That so rude an axe should have been laid so
untimely to the root of so glorious a tree filled him with sorrow.
That the tree should have heard the step of the woodman on his way to
the felling, haunted his memory.

So far, however, as Lyveden's health of mind was concerned, itself
grievously inopportune, the catastrophe could not have happened at a
more opportune moment.  Trading upon the heels of his encounter with
Valerie, it made a terrific counter-irritant to the violent
inflammation which that meeting had set up.  Yet if the back of the
sickness was broken, disorder and corrective, alike so drastic, were
bound seriously to lower the patient's tone.  His splendid physical
condition supported its brother Mind and saw him well of his faintness,
but the two red days left their mark.  Looking back upon them later,
Anthony found them made of the stuff of which dreams are woven--bitter,
monstrous dreams, wherein the impossible must be performed lest a worse
thing befall and a malignant eye peers beneath stones which even Misery
herself would leave unturned.  How he had parted with Valerie he was
uncertain.  He could not remember her going.  Of her coming he knew
nothing at all.  She had appeared and, he supposed, disappeared.  Of
Winchester's attack upon him, and the subsequent chase, his memory was
clearer.  How he had escaped, however, at the foot of the brier-clad
slope, he could not conceive.  He could have sworn that for the last
thirty paces the man was not three feet behind....

He was thankful to get back to work, and plainly immensely relieved to
find that, during his absence, the others had made such progress with
the paling that the scene of his employer's seizure had been left well

A week had elapsed since that cloud-burst, and, as before, Lyveden was
finishing his lunch, when he noticed that Stokes, the second carpenter,
had not returned.  The fellow had gone to his quarters, to fetch some
implement, nearly an hour before.  When another half-hour had gone by,
Anthony, in some impatience, dispatched Blake for the tool.  Twenty
minutes later the latter returned, chisel in hand, but with no news of
his mate.  When it was five o'clock and there was still no sign of
Stokes, Anthony struck work and ordered an organized search.  It seemed
rather hopeless, but, on the whole, the best thing to do.  The man was
missing.  If possible, more zealous than any, it was unthinkable that
he was playing truant.  He could not have been spirited away.  Anthony
supposed gloomily that he had met with a mishap.  There was, indeed, no
other solution.

It was getting quite dark when they found him down in a little dell
upon a patch of greensward.  Considering that he was a joiner, and not
a sexton, he had made remarkable progress with a very creditable grave,
which, he explained, was to receive the dead with which the woods were
distributed.  He added that it was a disgrace to leave so many corpses
lying about, and pointed out that he had removed his boots for fear of
treading upon them.

When they sought to humour him, he became suspicious and violent, and
there was quite a struggle before he was overpowered.



The accident was inevitable.

Everybody present, except the driver of the green taxi, saw that.  And
he was so fearful lest the driver of the red omnibus should lose one
withering participle of the apostrophe he had provoked, that he could
not be bothered with the exigencies of traffic and the Rule of the Road.

Everybody, including Mr. Justice Molehill, shouted impotently; a small
page, on his way to the postoffice, stood agonizedly upon one leg; and
a moment later there was a splintering crash, the blue taxi shed a
cabin-trunk and a suit-case on to the pavement, and then, after a
paralyzing moment of indecision, came heavily to rest against the
panels of its aggressor.

Now, his lordship had no desire to become embroiled in a dispute which
might easily beget a subpoena.  Still, because of his elevation to the
Bench, he had not resigned the fellowship of Man, and, since he was the
nearest individual to the blue taxi, he stepped to it quickly and
opened the door.

A man of about sixty years emerged gratefully.  His cassock and the
purple about his hat argued him a prelate of the Catholic Church.

"Thank you so much ...  No, I'm not hurt at all.  I sat still

"Good heavens!" cried the Judge.  "I know you." The other peered at him
in the half-light.  "My name's Molehill.  We met at Rome--over a
deathbed will."

The prelate started.  Then recollection came twinkling into his gentle

"Of course," he said, putting out his hand.  "I remember perfectly.
Before the War.  How very strange that----"

"It's Fate," said the Judge excitedly.  "Or Providence.  For the last
three months I've been racking my brain for your name, so that I could
get into----".

"Forest," said the other.

Sir Giles Molehill slapped himself upon the thigh.

"That's right!" he cried.  "Forest!  John Forest!"

The presence of a rapidly increasing crowd and four constables at once
discountenanced any further ebullition of glee, and emphasized the
discretion of withdrawal.

The Judge thought rapidly.

"Look here," he continued, "my club's just over there."  He nodded
across the street.  "If you'll wait a moment, I'll fetch the
commissionaire.  He can take charge of your luggage, and then, if
you'll come in and have some tea with me, I shall be delighted."

"You're very good," said the other.

Mr. Justice Molehill hastened away....

Ten minutes later the two men were seated before a comfortable fire,
absorbed in each other's conversation.

"That will," said the Judge, "which you and I witnessed in 1914 has
never been proved."

"That," said his guest, "is, I fear, my fault.  At the present moment
it's lying in a drawer of my writing-table at Rome."

"No?" cried his lordship, twittering.

Monseigneur Forest nodded.

"If you remember," he said, "after you and I had witnessed the old
gentleman's signature, I took charge of it."

"That's right.  You were going to take it to the British Consulate, to
see if----"

"They'd stamp it.  Exactly.  Well, I was too late that day.  I attended
the next morning, and, after a little difficulty, they consented, for
what it was worth, to put a seal on it.  Then I went back to the hotel.
When I asked whether the testator was still alive, they told me he'd

"Gone?" cried the Judge incredulously.  "But the man was dying."

"Dying or not, he'd left for Paris that morning.  To the amazement of
the manager he had quietly walked into the office, asked for his bill,
and ordered a cab to be sent for and his luggage to be brought down.
Apparently the doctor attending him had tried to protest, and had been
sent away with a flea in his ear.  I can only assume that the old
fellow was subject to some violent malady, which comes and goes
suddenly, one of whose attacks he has been warned will prove fatal."

"What an amazing thing!" said his lordship.  "It never occurred to me
that he would survive the night.  However, as it happens, it doesn't
affect the validity of that will.  He's dead now.  He died in 1917.
But the will that was proved and is lying at Somerset House was made in

"You mean to say that the will we witnessed supersedes it?"


The prelate covered his eyes.

"Dear me," he said.  "Dear me.  I blame myself very much.  I should
have sent the document after him, of course.  His address was there.  I
quite intended to.  But I had to leave for Vienna very suddenly upon
the next day.  Instead of the days I had expected, I was away for
months.  I only returned upon the eve of the explosion----"

"And, naturally, you forgot all about it.  So did I.  The merest
accident brought the whole thing to my mind."

"Accidents all the way," said the priest.

The Judge smiled.

"It looks like it," he agreed.  "To be short, I came across the man in
whose favour our will was made.  Such a nice-looking fellow--obviously
without a penny.  Earning his living as a servant.  Lyveden, his name
was--Anthony Lyveden.  Don't let me raise your hopes.  I've lost him
again--utterly.  But everything's happening in the right order.  It was
no good finding him just to make his mouth water."

"But the other will," said his guest.  "What about that?  Haven't its
provisions been given effect to?"

"That," said Sir Giles, tapping him on the shoulder, "is the beauty of
it.  We're upsetting nobody.  The other will leaves Lyveden every
penny, _provided he becomes a Knight_."

"What an infamous condition!"

"There you have the story.  Upon what he believes to be his deathbed,
the old fellow repents his harshness.  Recovered, our Pharaoh hardens
his heart and lets the old will stand.  'The Devil was sick, the Devil
a monk would be.'"

"_De mortuis_," said the prelate.  "Besides, now we're going to
canonize him, willy nilly."

"With any luck," smiled the Judge.  "Can you send for the document?"

Ruefully Monseigneur Forest shook his head.

"I must go for it," he said.  "I must return at once.  It's the least I
can do.  'Without a penny,' you said?  Poor fellow.  I was going into
the country to-morrow, to stay with my niece.  But that must wait."

"We haven't found him yet," said his lordship.

"That may be the deuce of a business.  Of course, now our hands are
free.  With the will located, we can advertise.  I think, perhaps,
though, we'd better wait till we've produced it to the solicitors."

The priest agreed heartily.  Then he counted upon his fingers.  After a
moment's calculation--

"I'm not as young as I was," he said, "but, if all goes well, I'll meet
you here a week from to-day with the will in my pocket."

Tea and the comparison of notes upon matters of moment, other than the
fortunes of Anthony, occupied another half-hour, when, after exchanging
addresses, the two men parted, pledged to meet again in seven days'

The Judge walked home thoughtfully.

The queer little play was almost over.  The strange human document
which it had pleased him to piece together was almost whole.  He found
himself wondering why he had shown such solicitude.  After all, who was
this Anthony Lyveden?  Why had he been at such pains to set this beggar
upon horseback?  Perhaps Fate had meant him to walk....  If she had,
she was playing a curious game.  Thanks to her efforts, the fellow's
toe was practically in the stirrup.  And he himself--Lyveden--had no
idea of it....

Mr. Justice Molehill smiled.

It was really an entertaining little play.  Until it was time for his
entrance, the leading character would not even know that he was taking
part.  There he was----

The smile died suddenly, as the reflection lost its savour.

Where?  Where was the leading character?  Supposing, when the time
came, he could not be found....  Into what a dismal fiasco the play
would turn.  All his interest would have been thrown away.  His
solicitors would have been investigating a lost cause.  Forest would
have been sent packing back to Rome upon a fool's errand....

Mr. Justice Molehill gnawed at his lower lip.

There was no doubt about it.  For some reason which, for all his
prudence, he could not perceive, this Hecuba was a great deal to him.

His bewilderment may be excused.  The reason was out of his ken.  The
truth is, there was a ghost to be laid, and Fate had chosen him for the
job.  Judge or corner-boy, the man himself did not matter.  The lot
falling upon him, he had become in this adventure the particular agent
of Fate.

King or herdsman, jester or sage, croupier or harridan--lend her what
personality you please--Fate hath the reins and so the laugh of the
universe.  Ever at its rump, her pricks are insensible alike to kicks
or kisses.  Folly, sceptre or rake in hand, she stands or sprawls upon
Eternity, bending the ages to her whim.  And we, poor things, at once
her instruments and butts, stumble about her business, thinking it
ours, setting each other up, bringing each other low, spoking each
other's wheels and all the time, wise in our own conceit, basking in
the sunshine of our fine free-will, like lack-brains toasting their
shanks before an empty cage.

A Napoleon is still-born; a Medici never survives his
swaddling-clothes.  Into the tiny graves are huddled a million
destinies.  The sexton's shovel smothers up a Renaissance; soon the
daisies will blow above History.  Those eyebrows are lifted, that lip
curls, and two fair homes go down in sorrow.  This man misses a train,
to travel with Fortune in the one that follows.  A horse is beaten on
the post, and the frantic clerk who has backed it goes for five years
to gaol.  Five years....  What are five years to Fate?  A
cable-operator nods over the Wheatstone, and a king loses his crown.  A
witness hesitates, and an estate passes to the bastard and to his heirs
for ever....

And so the game goes on.

The living grains of sand go slipping and sliding into place in that
gigantic hour-glass, striving and fretting in their vanity, but always
impotently falling towards that thin neck, where days are numbered and
the punctilious turnstile ushers to those mysterious marches where
there is no more Time.

Look at them here.

Judge and maiden jostling a prelate--one upon either side--each of them
in a toss about the same Anthony Lyveden, yet neither aware of the
other's existence, and all four falling, while they fret, first into
place and presently, one by one, towards that thin neck where days are

What?  Have I whipped up a puppet without advising you?  Bear with me,
sirs.  'Tis but the rustle of a gown--a silk knee against satin--upon
the staircase.  In another moment I shall have opened the door.

The more Monseigneur Forest thought upon the matter, so suddenly thrust
smoking before him, the more uneasy he became.  The kindest of men, he
found the picture of the poor legatee fighting for existence when, but
for another's remissness, he would have had a goodly heritage,
inexpressibly distressing.  Indeed, could he have started for Rome that
night he would have done so.  But for the knowledge that he was about
to do all in his power to rectify the wrong, he could not have slept.
As it was, the reflection that Anthony Lyveden had yet to be found
worried him greatly.  It was, of course, most unfortunate that the
business had not cropped up before.  Here he was on his way to
Hampshire, in response to a cry so instant that he had set everything
on one side, and now, however sore her need of him, his niece, Miss
Valerie French, would have to wait.  Blood might be thicker than water,
but the poor pinched ghost that had been knocking so long upon his door
took vaulting precedence of any flesh and blood.  In the good man's
eyes this stranger, Anthony Lyveden, had earned and must be accorded
the privileges of the dead.

Directly he reached his hotel he sat down at his bed-room table and
indited a letter.

_1st March, 1921._


_I am, as you see, in London._

_Till an hour ago I was on my way to you.  Now I must leave again for
Rome to-morrow morning._

_By accident there has come to me the knowledge of a grievous wrong,
for which I am largely responsible.  This, mercifully, it may be in my
power to repair.  To attempt to do so, however, necessitates my
immediate return in quest of a paper which none but I can procure._

_You can guess, my dear, how very much distressed I am that I must keep
you waiting, but, if I told you the case, you would be the first to
hale me to the station._

_I shall return straightway to England--that is, so soon as my years
permit--and, all being well, I shall be here again one week from
to-day, and with you at Bell Hammer one week from to-morrow._

_You did not tell me the nature of your trouble, so that I can offer no
counsel; if, as I suspect, it concerns the man of whom you have already
written to me, remember, for what it is worth, that my faith in him has
never wavered from the moment you told me that he had won your love._

  _Your affectionate uncle,

To the prelate, who framed it, that letter was the best he could do: to
Miss Valerie French, who received it, it was a great disappointment:
and to an eminent brain-specialist, who had never heard of it, it was
worth exactly three guineas.

      *      *      *      *      *

"I should have come to you before," said Valerie, "but I was expecting
my uncle, and wanted to ask his advice before I took such a step.  But
now he's delayed, and I can't wait any longer."

Sir Willoughby Sperm leaned forward and picked up a pen.

"One moment," he said, taking a sheet from a drawer.  "Now then.  What
is the patient's name?"

"Major Anthony Lyveden, D.S.O.," said Valerie.  "L-Y-V-E-D-E-N."

The name was entered.

"Yes.  Address?"

Valerie hesitated.  Then--

"Gramarye, Chipping Norton," she said.

The address went down.


"I think about thirty."


"Not that I know of."

"When did you see him last?"

"Eleven days ago."

"And before that?"

"Not for three months."

"And his demeanour had changed in the interval?"


"Are you engaged to him?"


"Were you engaged to him?"


"And it was broken off?"

"I broke it off."


"I suspected him of inconstancy."

"Did you tell him so?"


"And he?"

"He left the neighbourhood."

"That was three months ago?"


"Was your meeting eleven days ago accidental or by arrangement?"

"I visited him unexpectedly."

"In the hope of reconciliation?"


"How did he take it?"

"Most handsomely."

"The reconciliation was effected?"


"But his demeanour has changed?"


"In what way?"

"He seems infatuated with his work."

"To the exclusion of you?"

"Exactly.  It's as if in the interval he'd become a priest, and,
although he still loved me, he was no longer free."

"What is his work?"

"Restoring an estate--the place he lives at--Gramarye.  It's a very
large estate--nearly all woods--and it's been entirely neglected for a
number of years.  He and some others, including the owner, are working
to get it straight--re-making roads, building bridges, cutting down
trees.  It sounds Quixotic, but I can see the fascination.  Besides, he
took the work of necessity.  He's very poor."

"He seemed to consider himself devoted to the service of the estate?"


"Did he exhibit any one particular mental symptom?"

"He heard things which I could not hear."

"Did he say what they were?"


"Anything else?"

"When he heard them, his eyes..."

Valerie hesitated.


"--were the eyes of a fanatic."

There was a long silence, while the pen was busy upon the broad sheet.

"He should be seen," said Sir Willoughby, "by a specialist without his
knowing it.  I can't go down.  Later, I may be of use.  I hope you
won't need me.  The obvious thing to do is to get him away.  But, if
you can't do that, no one can--peaceably.  D'you think you could try

"I feel it would be waste of time," said Valerie.  "You say some one
should see him.  Can you tell me who to go to?"

"D'you know Dr. Heron?"  Valerie shook her head.  "He assists me a lot.
If he can go, I know of no one better.  Would you like me to speak to

"I should be very grateful."

Sir Willoughby pressed a bell.  To his secretary, who answered the

"I want to speak to Dr. Heron," he said.

In silence the girl withdrew.

Whilst the two were waiting, the physician spoke very kindly.

"I'm not going to express any opinion, because it would be valueless.
It's clear that there's something wrong, but I've seen so many

"Which you have brought about," smiled Valerie.

"I can never do more than contribute.  I can only advise.  It is the
executive that works the cure.  That's why I'm so hopeful about Major

"The executive?"

"Such as the devotion of relatives."

"He has no relatives."

"Or, better still," said the doctor, "the love of a great-hearted
lady."  The muffled bell of a telephone interrupted.  "Excuse me."  He
picked up the receiver.  "Is that you, Heron? ...  Can you see a friend
of mine this afternoon? ...  At four-thirty?"  Sir Willoughby looked at
Valerie with raised eyebrows.  She nodded quickly.  "Yes.  That'll do
...  Miss French.  Miss Valerie French ...  A case in the country ...
Urgent ...  She wants your report.  I won't say any more.  She'll tell
you better than I.  Ring me up, if you like, before you go.  Good-bye."
He pushed the instrument away and turned to Valerie.  "I'll have
another word with him when you've told him your tale."

"Thank you so very much."

Having laid three guineas upon the table under the decent cover of a
photograph frame, Valerie rose to her feet.  Sir Willoughby rose also
and passed to the door.  As he held it open, he put out his hand.

Valerie took it and held it.

"Nobody could have been kinder," she said.

The physician smiled.

"Try not to worry," he said.  "I haven't seen Gramarye, but I don't
think she'll stay the course.  Not if you set the pace...."

      *      *      *      *      *

It was the following Sunday morning that, after considerable
hesitation, Lyveden issued an order which he could well have spared.
The instruction was addressed to the younger of his two carters, and
was touching the man and the dog-cart and a seven-mile drive.  In a
word, it had become expedient that Major Anthony Lyveden should go up
to Town.

His employer had warned him that periodical visits to London would be
found indispensable.  For all his dislike of the world, Winchester had
had to pay them from time to time.  Now that the latter was gone from
Gramarye, and Anthony reigned in his stead, the duty, when it arose,
fell to his lot.  Never relishing the idea, he would not have believed
that it could become so odious.  Ere it had taken shape, it loomed
vexatious.  Looking it in the face, he found it repulsive.  No recluse
could have been more reluctant to leave his hermitage.  Major Anthony
Lyveden felt positively nervous.

Since he had been in charge the man had altered.

He, who in the old days had shouldered with a smile responsibilities
which would have set his elders sweating with apprehension, found the
light weight of Gramarye a fardel to make him stagger.  This was out of
all order.  Had he lain sick for a month, the work would have gone as
steadily.  The truth is, he was investing the conduct of a waggoner's
team with the nicety requisite to the control of a tandem of
thoroughbreds.  That Lyveden of all men in the world should make such a
costly mistake showed that his nerves were hagridden.

For all his dread of it, however, the visit to London could not
conveniently be postponed.  The need of some of the items upon his
little list of accessories had become urgent, imperilling the work upon
the estate.  A few hours in the Metropolis would be enough.  He knew
where to go.  Two addresses in the City and another in Drury Lane would
see the whole of his pilgrimage....

With a sigh, the ex-officer had locked up the safe and, leaving the
cold grey parlour, whence he administered, passed out of the echoing
mansion into the careless frolic of a fine March morning.

As he had expected, the younger of the two carters was in the stables,
and Anthony gave his order without more ado.  Then he whistled to his
Sealyham and started for home.

After a wild night the unrepentant winds were full of mischief.  A
monstrous dignity of fleecy clouds scudded undignified across the blue.
The precious park became a tossing waste of woodland, teased into
flurried liveliness, full of false starts and misdirection, instantly
buffeted for every blunder and bellowing good-natured protests at every
cuff.  Respectable brown leaves chased one another down the tracks;
dark sober pools slapped their confining banks; the steady flow of
brooks faltered irresolute.

Nature herself being so roughly used, be sure that man and beast were
plagued unconscionably.  Anthony's hat was sent whirling, and his
terrier's ears were flicked inside out at the first corner.  Not that
they cared--either of them--for the sunlight leapt with a joy that took
the sting out of the horseplay and turned the edge of the devilment.
The day was as good as a tonic.  By the time they had sighted their
cabin the two were revelling.

Not until he was on the point of entering the cottage did Anthony
notice the artist.  Seated upon the traditional camp-stool, the latter
was sketching busily some twenty-five paces away.  Apparently absorbed
in his work, he never so much as threw the newcomers a glance, and
Lyveden was more than half minded to let him be.  Patch, however,
thought differently.  Even as his master turned to the door, there was
a low growl, and a moment later the Sealyham was baying the intruder as
if he had been a convict.

Calling the dog sharply, Lyveden advanced to apologize.

The lazy brown eyes hardly looked at him, and the slender fingers never
left their work for an instant; but a pleasant smile leapt into the
stranger's face, and, ere the apology was voiced, he spoke with the
utmost good humour.

"Please don't scold him.  He's perfectly right.  I'm a trespasser and a
vagabond.  I have no visible means of subsistence, and, if these things
are crimes, I'm an habitual criminal.  If you really don't want me to
draw your cottage, I'll stop.  But you must say so right out.  And it
isn't the cottage so much as the background I'm after.  To be frank,
this looks a promising place.  I'm out for woodland--something that's
not too tidy."

Anthony smiled grimly.

"Orderliness," he said, "is hardly our forte at present.  The park's
been Nature's playground for over a century, and she's made the most of
her time."

"You sound," said the other, "as if you had authority.  Am I free of
the place, or not?"

For a second Anthony hesitated.  Strangers were not to his taste.
There was, however, a quiet careless indifference about the fellow's
manner which was reassuring.  Moreover, he liked the look of him, there
was nothing monstrous about his attire--he might have stepped off a
golf-course--and there was a kindly expression upon the intellectual
face.  Somehow the droop of a fair moustache subscribed to the
suggestion of laziness which the eyes had put forward.  Indeed, his
whole demeanour argued the simple creed "Live, and let live."

Lyveden had just decided to give the required encouragement when the
other knocked out his pipe.

"That's all right," he said lightly.  "I never take offence.  And I'm a
rare believer in privacy.  If I had a place in the country I should
have a ten-foot wall about it and a guard-room at every lodge.  It's
not that I'm a misanthrope, but to my mind there's not much point in
ownership if you don't----"

"I expect you'd issue some passports," said Anthony.  "Any way, please
don't go.  And, if Gramarye's what you want, you're free to come and
work whenever you like.  Nobody'll say anything to you; but if they
did--I'm going to Town to-morrow--my name's Lyveden, and I'm the--the
agent here."

"You're very good," said the artist; and with that he filled his pipe
and set to work again.

Anthony went about his business.

By the time he had washed Patch, the stranger was gone.

Dusk was falling ere Lyveden saw him again--a tall, thin figure
striding up the track from the depths of Gramarye.  As he passed the
cottage, the ex-officer hailed him, offering to house his paraphernalia
for the night.  After a moment's hesitation, the other accepted....
With the interior of the cabin he was plainly delighted, pointing his
host a score of engaging features which only an antiquary would have
recognized.  Anthony gave him some tea, and the two sat smoking for the
inside of an hour.

At length the artist rose.

"I must get back to Girdle," he said.  "About two miles, isn't it?"

"About that.  I won't say 'Good-bye.'  If Gramarye suits you, perhaps I
shall see you again."

"Thanks to your _laisser passer_, you may.  I want to get on to
Woodstock, really; but your woods are worth a day or two.  Good night."

He swung off into the darkness, and a minute later Anthony heard his
steps upon the metalling of the London road.

It was upon the following afternoon that Lyveden swore under his
breath.  At the time in question he was standing in a large
efficient-looking shop which smelt strongly of cordage and was situate
in Drury Lane.

The manager was nervously apologetic.

"They've bin on order a week now, sir, but I can't honestly say as I
expects them under three.  You know what labour is now.  In the ole
days it was a matter o' 'phonin', an' hanythin' you liked 'd be 'ere by
special messenger in 'alf an hour.  But now...."

He threw up his hands helplessly.

"Where else can I try?" said Lyveden.

The man mentioned two or three stores--each of them in the City.

"But I don' think you'll get 'em, sir.  You might get an hodd one, but
'alf a dozen o' 'Lightnin'' mattocks at the moment is worth their

With a sigh Anthony bowed to the inevitable.

"There's my address," he said, handing the man a slip of paper.  "Send
me a card the moment they come in."

"I'll set six aside for you, sir."

"All right."

He paid for the goods he had purchased, had them placed in a taxi, and
drove to Paddington.

He was so ridiculously glad to see the station again that the
ordinarily provoking discovery that he had lost the return half of his
ticket but twitched the hem of his temper.  With a rueful smile he
determined to deduct the price of his carelessness from his next week's

The fact that he had broken no bread since breakfast never occurred to
him.  His one idea was to get back to Gramarye.  Not that the dreaded
visit had proved exacting.  Indeed, as was to be expected, London had
roared as gently as any sucking dove.  It was with no true sense of
relief that he watched the bustling platforms recede.  Them and their
fellows, the streets, he bore no grudge.  Hideously crowded as they
were, he felt almost kindly disposed towards them.  He could afford to
be magnanimous.  He was on his way back.  An hour or so, and he would
stand once more under the grateful shadow of his sanctuary....

He had no newspaper, nor any need of one.  The flitting landscape, the
regular pounding of the wheels were declaring tidings precious beyond
price.  A hundred times he wished the compartment empty save for
himself, that he might have exulted openly.  As it was, he was reduced
to hugging himself surreptitiously, to staring upon the window and
winking at his elusive reflection, which he could dimly focus in the
stout pane.  After a while he became pitiful of his fellow-travellers.
As like as not, poor devils, they thought they were well off.  And here
beside them sat one who was bound for Gramarye.  Anthony hugged himself
anew.  Then another station flashed by, before his feverish eyes could
read the name, to set him twittering with speculation....

By the time the train steamed into Chipping Norton, the ex-officer was
trembling all over.

To Patch, who had spent the day in the wood-shed, his master's return
to the cottage was the signal for an undisguised explosion of ecstasy.
Herein, as the noise of the roan's hoofs died away, he was unexpectedly
joined by Anthony, and for a long two minutes the two wallowed in a
pure paroxysm of glee.

It is to be noted, however, that while the terrier presently dispatched
a generous supper with every indication of relish, his master left his
untasted.  Of the cold well-water the latter was undeniably glad,
drinking great draughts and presently drawing more and washing
luxuriously.  Then he drew more and drank again, but he could touch no
food.  Neither, tired as he was, could he sit still before the fire....

Two hours later he stumbled across his threshold like a drunken man.
Another draught of water revived him somewhat, and, after resting a
little in the Windsor chair, he mounted the tiny staircase and went
shakily to bed.

      *      *      *      *      *

Eight days later the artist with the lazy eyes rose from his
leather-topped table to greet Miss Valerie French.

Handing her to a chair, he resumed his seat, and, after a word or two
upon the weather, turned straight to the point.

"I saw Major Lyveden for the first time last Sunday week.  We met in
the morning, and he gave me tea the same afternoon.  The next day he
went up to London--on business of some sort--but I saw him on Tuesday
and again on Friday and Saturday.

"I don't propose to trouble you with technical terms.  All the same,
it's not always possible for a medical man to render his language
literally into the King's English.  Now and again I shall give you
rather a free translation, so you mustn't hold me too tight to anything
I may say.  I tell you this, because I'm going to state facts and not
hand you mere expressions of opinion."

Valerie nodded intelligently, and the speaker cleared his throat.

"Now, Miss French, one thing is manifest.  If Major Lyveden remains at
Gramarye, he will lose his reason."  The doctor paused, and for the
first time Valerie noticed the sober, methodical tick of a
grandfather's clock.  This, so far from spoiling, served to enrich the
silence investing the latter with an air of _couchant_ dignity which
was most compelling.  "He is at present the prey of certain malignant
forces--the more immediate of them natural; some, I believe,
unnatural--and nothing short of his removal from where he is now can
set him free.  I'm not certain that even removal will be entirely
effective.  But it's obviously the first step.  If a man is down with
malaria, the first thing to do is to get him out of the swamp."

Valerie was very pale, but her voice did not tremble.

"And supposing he won't leave...?"

"He must be taken away--forcibly.  Listen.  At the village inn I picked
up a lot of news.  All sorts of rumours are current--all touching
Gramarye.  Most of them are nonsense, and I won't repeat them.  Others
are founded on hard fact.  Have you heard of a Colonel Winchester?"

Valerie nodded.

"Major Lyveden spoke of him as his employer."

"That's right.  He owns the estate, and was the working manager of this
restoration business."

"_Was?_" breathed the girl.

"Was.  Three weeks ago he went mad."  Valerie started violently.  "It's
said that he tried to kill Lyveden.  That I can't answer for, but he's
in a private asylum for dangerous lunatics."

There was a painful silence.  Then--

"Is--is it the place?" said Valerie faintly.

The specialist rose to his feet and started to pace the room.

"As a doctor, I ought to say 'No'; as a man who has spent the inside of
a week there, I'm moved to say 'Yes.'  Surroundings can depress or
elevate, of course.  That's common knowledge.  But there's something
more than that here.  In the village they told me the place was
accursed.  Nonsense, of course.  Yet----  Honestly, Miss French, I
don't know how to tell you...  There's--there's a dreadful sinister
attraction about the park: there's an unearthly magnetism about the
woods--a queer, wistful fascination about the wilderness.  At Girdle
they swore it was birdless.  It may be.  There are such places.  I
certainly saw neither bird nor beast while I was there.  And that's not
natural.  But it's not what you see and hear: it's what you feel.  It's
terribly hard to explain, but the place appeals most powerfully to the
emotions.  You feel an irresistible impulse to go to _Something's_
assistance.  Of course my eyes were skinned, so I saw the treachery.
But I felt the appeal."  He halted and threw out a hand.  "Imagine a
serpent disguised as a beautiful woman in distress--_that's_ Gramarye.
And if I'd been there a month, instead of a week----"  He stopped
suddenly, like a man whose tongue has run away and made a fool of its
governor.  "And now please forget what I've said.  It doesn't affect
the case.  I went down to see whether there was reason to fear for
Major Lyveden's sanity.  I've found that there is.  And I advise that
he be taken away forthwith."

"To a home?"

"A private house would be better.  If it became necessary, he could be
moved.  But he shouldn't be allowed to have an inkling that his mind is
in danger."

"I'd be thankful to have him at Bell Hammer."

"Your home?"

"Yes," said Valerie.  "In Hampshire."

The doctor resumed his seat and crossed his legs.

"You're prepared to undertake it?" he said.  "I mean, it may be a very
trying responsibility."

"Dr. Heron, I hope to become Major Lyveden's wife."

The specialist nodded.

"Good.  Do you wish me to arrange his removal?"

"Oh, please."

"Very well.  Have you a closed car?"


"Any brothers?"

Valerie shook her head.

"Why, doctor?"

"Because," said Heron, "he will resist.  It doesn't matter."

"I've two friends who will help me."

"Young strong men?"

Valerie shivered.


"Can you trust your chauffeur?"


"Good.  Now let's see."  He turned the page of a diary and then
returned it.  "To-morrow's Tuesday.  I don't want to waste any time,
but we can't rush things.  Please have a room at Bell Hammer ready on
Friday.  I'll arrange for two nurses to go to you that afternoon.  I
shall go back to Girdle to-morrow evening.  I hope I shall want your
two friends and the chauffeur with the car during the week-end, but I
may have to wait.  In any event, I shall wire to you at Bell Hammer,
giving them twenty-four hours' notice and telling them where to come.
Please tell the chauffeur to have enough petrol and spares to go from
Girdle to Hampshire without a break."

"Is that everything?" said Valerie.

"Almost.  There's just this.  We ought to arrive by night; but I want
you to leave all instructions and go to bed."

"I can't do that, doctor.  I'll promise not to appear, until you send
for me, but----"

"That'll do.  That's what I want.  Don't think I'm being professional.
Remember, I've taken Sperm at his word, and spoken more frankly to you
than ever I've done in my life."

"I'm more than content," said Valerie.  "You and Sir Willoughby have
been just wonderful."

"That's the epithet he and I keep for you, Miss French."  They rose and
shook hands.  "And since of your amazing self-control you've asked no
questions, I'll make you a present of an answer.  In my opinion, he
will recover completely."

Valerie caught her breath sharply, began to tremble violently, and then
burst into tears.

      *      *      *      *      *

Order means much to me, gentlemen.  Indeed, I believe in the dame.  To
fall foul of her ruling does not like me at all.  Unless, however, I am
to play the diarist, there are times when I have no choice but to
retrace my steps.  This is one of them.  Four windy days must be
clapped back on to the hasty calendar--four days, sirs, of which three
do not matter, while the fourth, or first--whichever way you look at
it--concerns us mightily.  In a word, it was upon the eleventh day of
March that poor Mr. Slumper was also among the prophets.

  _66 Bedford Row,
    London, W.C.
      11th March, 1921._

_Dear Sir,_

Anthony Lyveden, Esq.

_We understand that this gentleman was recently in your service._

_We have to make to him a communication of the utmost importance, and
one which it will be to his great advantage to receive._

_Since, however, we have already addressed to him one letter c/o
yourself, to which we have had no reply, and since we have reason to
believe that he has quitted your service, we shall be much obliged if
you will be so good as to inform us where he may now be found, or,
failing that, the address to which he proceeded on leaving your house.
If you should be unable to give us this information, we shall be
grateful for any suggestion you may be in a position to make as to the
probability of his present whereabouts._

  _We are, dear sir,
    Yours faithfully,
      BULRUSH & Co._

  _Joseph Bumble, Esq.,
    The Shrubbery,

Mr. Slumper was in the act of preparing to fold the letter before
inserting it in the envelope which he had carefully addressed, when he
saw the words "Anthony Lyveden."

For a moment he stared at them.  Then, glancing furtively round, for it
was no business of his to read the letters for whose dispatch he was
responsible, he subjected the sheet to a hurried perusal.

What he read excited him.  There was no doubt about that.  In a moment
his nerves were at leapfrog.  Fingers and lips and eyelids all
flickered and fidgeted in a manner painful to see.  Twice he half rose
from his chair, only to sink back upon the edge, twittering....  Here
was an intention with no drive behind it.  The truth is, the back of
Mr. Slumper's will was broken in twain.

The exact moment at which the fracture had occurred cannot be stated
with any certainty.  A sentence of three months' imprisonment in the
second division was not responsible.  The smash was before that.
Probably it came with the realization that he stood beneath the shadow
of the Criminal Law.  Be that as it may, the ex-financier emerged from
prison a broken man.  But for the interest of Mr. Blithe, the senior
partner of Bulrush & Co., who had had him met at the gates and
straightway sent him for a month to the seaside, poor Mr. Slumper must
have sunk like a stone.  When he was fit to follow an occupation, he
was encouraged to accept a living wage, the work of an office-boy, and
a tiny room to himself....

Here, then, it was that Mr. Slumper was doing battle.  How much it cost
the poor sinner to pick up the letter, emerge from his closet, and make
his way upstairs to Mr. Blithe's ante-chamber will never be known.
That it reduced his overdraft in Heaven goes without saying.  Curiously
enough, the penetration of the barrier erected upon the obnoxious
personality of a managing clerk proved a less formidable business than
Mr. Slumper had expected.  The very truculence of the fellow stung the
derelict to a sudden defiance.  This was but a flash in the pan--yet
enough for a bully....  After a moment's delay, Mr. Slumper was
admitted into the senior partner's room.

Blithe looked up with a kindly smile.

"Yes, Mr. Slumper?  You want to see me?"

All his nervousness returned with such a rush as to make the
ex-financier break into a sweat.  But he found his voice somehow, and
fell a-wondering who it was that was speaking his thoughts.

"If you please, sir.  It's--it's about this letter."

He laid the sheet upon his employer's table.  "I was--thanks to your
goodness--addressing the envelope.  I take a great interest in the
work, sir: and I don't, of course, read the letters, except to obtain
the addresses.  But the heading of this one, sir, happened to catch my
eye.  The name being familiar, I took the liberty of reading the text.
And--and--I'm very loth to step out of my place, sir, but, if you are
seeking the whereabouts of a footman called Lyveden, sir, Anthony
Lyveden, I hardly think there can be two of that name.  I mean ..."

The solicitor smiled encouragingly.

"Go on, Mr. Slumper," he said.

Mr. Slumper moistened his lips.

"It will seem strange to you, sir, but he--if it is he--was in my
service last summer."  He passed a trembling hand across his mouth.
"He left me right at the last.  He was very good to--to us....  And I
used to wonder sometimes what had become of him--he was a gentleman,
you know.  And then I saw him again...."

Blithe leaned forward.


"Last Monday, sir.  At Paddington Station.  I had the pleasure of
fetching a bag for you, sir, from the cloakroom that afternoon."  (It
may be mentioned that this particular commission should have been
executed by the commissionaire attached to the office.  As, however, it
was raining at the time, that gentleman and the managing clerk
aforesaid had seen no good reason why "old Slumper" should not
satisfactorily perform the duty and save his betters a wetting.  Both
paid for their blindness in due season.  The principal was dismissed,
with the result that, after a heated argument, the accessory before the
fact was hit first upon the nose and then upon the left eye with all
the principal's might.)  "He was having some luggage labelled to go
with him by train.  There seemed to be some question of over-weight.  I
was quite close to him.  Indeed, it was hearing a voice I knew that
made me look at him.  I heard him say, 'I'm going to Chipping Norton
and on to Girdle.'  I very nearly spoke to him, but----"

"You're quite sure it was he, Mr. Slumper?"

"Oh, yes, sir.  I've no doubt at all."

"Splendid," said Blithe.  "I'm extremely obliged to you.  I shall write
to Girdle at once.  If, as I verily believe, you've found us our man,
we shan't forget it.  Of course I'll let you know as soon as I hear."
The speaker rose to his feet.  "So you're getting on all right, are
you?  I'm so glad.  And keeping fairly well?  That's right.  Come out
this way."  He opened a private door.  "Good morning, and thank you so

With a full heart Mr. Slumper passed humbly down the stairs....

Within the hour another letter came to his desk for direction.  This he
read without any hesitation.  Indeed, the pleasurable glow of
achievement which it induced ushered a gleam into the dull brown eyes
such as they had not known for many a day.


    _66 Bedford Row,
      London, W.C.,
        11th March, 1921._

_Dear Sir,_

_We have reason to believe that a gentleman of the name of "Anthony
Lyveden" is residing in your neighbourhood.  We are anxious to obtain
his address in order that we may make to him a communication of the
highest importance, and one which it will be to his great financial
advantage to receive._

_If you can furnish us with his address by return of post we shall be
greatly obliged; but, if you are unable to do so, kindly cause
immediate inquiries to be instituted with a view to locating him, and
advise us accordingly._

_Our information is that Mr. Lyveden left London for Chipping Norton en
route for Girdle on Monday last, the 7th inst._

  _Yours faithfully,
    BULRUSH & Co._

    _S. Plowman, Esq.,

If to be told that the Probate Divorce and Admiralty Division of the
High Court of Justice will be prepared to award you a mansion in Town,
an estate in Dorsetshire--each of them, as they say, ready to walk
into--and nearly three-quarters of a million of money, is to receive a
communication to your great financial advantage, then Bulrush & Co. had
not overstated their case.

There was no doubt about it, Anthony's ship was signalled.  The pilot
was going aboard.  Very soon the galleon would be in the stream.

If the double journey had proved too much for John Forest, so that the
prelate was compelled to rest before returning to England, at least he
had sent the will by registered post.  This in due season had been
produced to the testator's solicitor, a benevolent gentleman of the Old
School, who, after an interview with Sir Giles Molehill and Blithe at
the Royal Courts of Justice, was entirely satisfied regarding its
validity.  Indeed, his anxiety to wash his hands of the usurper was
almost voluble.

"And I may say, my lord, that I more than once spoke very warmly to my
client about that iniquitous proviso which he made me insert.  But, as
your lordship knows, a testator has always been permitted to indulge
his utmost eccentricity, and my words fell upon deaf ears.  He was a
difficult man, sir, was Jonathan Roach.  But when the time came, and I
had to break the news to young Lyveden, it was a sorry business.  I'm
heartily thankful it's going to be put right."

"I hope it is, Mr. Orphan," had replied the Judge.  "But we've still
got to find our protégé.  That I must leave to you and Blithe to pull
off.  I've done my part.  But you must keep me informed, for I'm
determined to be in at the death."

The two attorneys had promised faithfully, and left the Judge smiling.
Benevolence and shrewdness seldom go hand-in-hand, and his lordship's
words had contained a subtle instruction to Blithe to shepherd his
elderly brother and not to retire from the case.  The flick of an
eyelid had disclosed Blithe's reception of the hint.

With what result, we know.

And that is the sum of my arrears, gentlemen.  Henceforth, if you
please, you shall find the street of narrative straight as a French
highway, with hill and dale certainly, but none of your hairpin corners
to send you doubling upon your tracks.

      *      *      *      *      *

It was eleven o'clock of a Sunday morning.

Never was an hour more melodiously announced.  The diverse tongues of
Oxford insisted upon its arrival for fully five minutes.  Indeed, the
harmonious argument, which had begun as his lordship's car was nearing
Magdalen Bridge, was still in progress when the great grey limousine
swung out of St. Giles's and on to the Woodstock road.

All three of its occupants were in a holiday humour.  The Judge was
radiant; Orphan proved splendid company; while Blithe, a brilliant
talker, kept the two bubbling with merriment upon a fire of delicate
wit.  The miles fairly melted beneath their gaiety.  Indeed, it was not
until the Judge's eye caught the message of an odd finger-post that any
one of the three realized that they had passed Blenheim.

"CHIPPING NORTON 8!" cried his lordship.  "Gad, gentlemen, we're nearly
there.  Blithe, you're a stage-manager in a million.  The thing's going
to pan out like a well-written play.  What time did you tell Plowman to
expect us?"

"At twelve o'clock," said Blithe.  "With any luck we shall just do it

"Good!" said the Judge.  Then: "I think we'd better pick up Plowman and
take him with us, don't you, Orphan?"

"I think so.  For one thing, he knows Lyveden and can introduce us."

"Quite so."  His lordship consulted his watch.  "We ought to have
landed our fish by a quarter to one.  We'd better mark down an hotel
and carry him off to lunch.  You'd better speak to him first and just
make sure he's our man."

"Certainly," said Orphan.  "I think if I ask him his mother's maiden
name, where he was born, his age, and the name of his uncle's butler,
that ought to do."

"Why the name of the butler?" said Blithe.  "Is that a catch?"

"Quite right," said Orphan.  "Just to make doubly sure.  Old Jonathan
Roach never would have a man-servant in the house.  It was a whim of
his.  If I get the right answer, I shall be easy for ever.  But I don't
want to take any risks with the best part of a million at stake."

"I agree," said Sir Giles.  "Have you got some cash for him?"

The other nodded and touched his coat.

"One hundred in notes and a cheque-book.  I'll take his specimen
signature, and put a thousand to his credit to-morrow."

"Good!" said the Judge.  "That's the style.  I wish poor Forest was
here.  He'd 've enjoyed it thoroughly.  Such a pathetic letter he wrote
me when he sent the will.  Blames himself out of all reason for keeping
the document so long.  I sent him a line on Friday to say that we'd
found our man.  I admit it was rather precipitate, but, all things
considered, I think I was justified.  By the time the letter reaches
him it will be a _fait accompli_--and I wanted to ease his mind."

"If you ask me," said Blithe, "it's all over but the shouting.  The
talk I had with Plowman over the telephone settled it.  In fact, that
was when the shouting began.  Which reminds me that the trunk line from
London to Girdle requires attention.  It was not a conversation at all.
It was a joint rhapsody."

"Personally," said the Judge, "I detest the telephone.  It's a pomp and
a vanity of a wicked world.  You can never be sure who you're talking
to, nor how many people are listening; there's no record of what you've
said and no evidence that you've even said it.  The invention is a
convenient nuisance, conducive to blasphemy, and should be abated."

The car rolled on.

Presently, though none of them knew it, they slipped past Anthony's
cottage and so down Gallowstree Hill to the village they sought.

To say that Mr. Samuel Plowman was ready and waiting in no way
describes his condition.  The little lawyer was wellnigh beside himself
with expectation.  The prospect of meeting a Justice of the King's
Bench intoxicated.  The possibility of entertaining such a one in the
flesh and the dining-room of The Nook, Girdle, made tales of Paradise
seem tame.  A burning discussion with Mrs. Plowman had resulted in a
decision not to offer his lordship lunch.  That would be attempting too
much.  Cakes and ale, however, flanked by a dish of sandwiches and a
tantalus, made a collation at once independent of service and adaptable
to every appetite.  Furniture was moved, rugs were transferred, the
first floor was spoiled to turn the spare bedroom into Mr. Plowman's
conception of a Judge's lavatory.  It had been mutually agreed that
Mrs. Plowman's presence would be intrusive, but, in the circumstances,
to go soberly to church was more than the good lady could stomach.  An
O. P. was therefore established in the bathroom beside the geyser, to
which point of vantage Mrs. Plowman undertook to repair the moment the
car was heard....

The Nook standing close to a corner of the London road, seven times was
the O. P. occupied and evacuated between half-past eleven and twelve,
and three times did Mr. Plowman actually throw open his door and
advance, nervous but beaming, into the drive, only to hear the
deceitful engine once more gathering speed.  The fourth time, however,
the purr of the engine fell to a steady mutter, which was maintained.
The car was not at the gate, but it was not moving.  Possibly its
occupants were inquiring for The Nook....  Mr. Plowman tried not to run
down the drive.  With her heart in her mouth, Mrs. Plowman peered past
the geyser to where the branches of a monkey-puzzler maddeningly
obstructed her view of the front gate....

Two minutes later the little solicitor reappeared, walking most
delicately and attending a tall, distinguished-looking man with every
circumstance of veneration.  Behind them came two other strangers, who
might have been equerries.  That, for all his ecstasy, Mr. Plowman
remembered to throw a smile up to the bathroom window, literally
reduced Mrs. Plowman to tears of joy.

It was no desire for refreshment, but pure kindness of heart that moved
Sir Giles Molehill to accept the attorney's invitation.  And, as was
his way in life, he did the thing handsomely.  Did he see beer?
Splendid.  He would have a bottle of beer.  Yes, and a sandwich.
Excellent.  Just the thing after an eighty-mile run.  What excellent
roads they kept in Oxfordshire!  He never remembered better.  And the
Cotswold air was magnificent.  Really, one had to spend one's days in a
stuffy Court in Town to appreciate the country as it deserved.

"Yet we thrive on the atmosphere, bad as it is.  Look at the time we
live, Mr. Plowman.  Who ever heard of a Judge dying?  Yes.  I really
must have another sandwich.  They're so excellent.  And now we want you
to come with us in the car and take us to Mr. Lyveden ...  _Major_
Lyveden, is he?  Right ...  D.S.O.?  Good fellow.  Wonder what he got
that for.  And then you'll come on to lunch...."

By the time they were back in the car, Mr. Plowman was upon the edge of
praying for an occasion of saving his lordship's life at the expense of
his own....

At the south-west corner of Gramarye the guide gave the signal, and the
car was stopped.  Then Plowman and Orphan alighted and passed up the
wasted track.  Except for a wreath of smoke curling from the chimney,
the cottage might have been deserted....

"I rather expect," said Plowman, "he'll be having his dinner...."

A second later he was tapping upon the door.

For a moment there was a dead silence.  Then a stealthy movement made
itself heard....

The two men listened intently.

From the London road the Judge and Blithe were watching them closely.

The door remaining fast shut, Mr. Plowman knocked again.

Instantly the movement ceased.  After perhaps twenty seconds it was
renewed, but with a difference.  The stealth had become hasty.

The two men stared at one another.  Then--

"Better go in," said Orphan, with his hand on the latch.

This yielded to pressure, and the next moment the door was open.

The atmosphere prevailing in the little chamber was uninviting.  There
was a fire glowing upon the hearth, and the room was unpleasantly hot.
From the reek of a pungent tobacco emerged an unsavoury smell of
something which was not fuel, burning.  Scattered about the red-brick
floor were black feathers without number, and here and there amid the
plumage appeared the muddy print of feet.  Perched upon the logs was a
pot bubbling, and by the side of the hearth an old pair of boots
emitted wisps of steam.  Lyveden himself was nowhere to be seen.

Plowman looked round wide-eyed, and Orphan blew disgustedly through his

The former raised his voice.

"Major Lyveden," he called, smiling, "may I come in?"

There was no answer.

The two conferred in a whisper.  Then Plowman cleared his throat.

"Major Lyveden!" he called.  "It's Plowman speaking--Plowman, of
Girdle.  Can you spare me a moment?"

Still no reply was vouchsafed.

Followed by the other, Orphan advanced into the room and looked behind
the door.  There was no one there.

He stepped to the foot of the flight of stairs and spoke upward.

"Is Major Lyveden there?"

For a moment it seemed as if he, too, was to go unanswered.  Then--

"Nao," said a voice thickly, "'e ain't.  'E's gorn aout, 'e 'as.  An'
won' be beck till ter-morrer."

Orphan looked sharply at Plowman.  The latter shook his head, frowning,
as if in denial, and lifted his voice.

"Who's that?" he snapped.

Somebody was heard to swallow.  Then--

"I tell yer 'e ain't 'ere," said the voice.  "'E's--'e's gorn aout."

"Who has?" said Orphan.

"Majer"--the speaker hesitated--"Major Dibdin."

The hesitancy alone would have proclaimed the impostor, and, while
Plowman ran for the others, Orphan told the occupant of the bedroom,
first that he was an infernal liar, secondly that he was being
addressed by a magistrate, and thirdly that, unless he desired to be
given into custody for stealing poultry and housebreaking, he had
better descend forthwith and tell the whole truth.

As the Judge and Blithe came up, with Plowman behind them, Orphan
stepped backwards out of the doorway.

"Come on," he said roughly.  "Out in the air."

Barefoot, of his trepidation still grasping the carcass of what had
been a black Orpington, there emerged from the cottage a filthy and
evil-smelling tramp.  A week's sandy stubble bristled upon his chin,
the pendulous lips were twitching, the crafty eyes shifted uneasily
from side to side.

The four lawyers stared upon the beastly apparition in disgusted dismay.

The sickly smile of guilty embarrassment upon their _vis-à-vis'_ face
had begun to swell into the cringing leer familiarly precedent to an
appeal for leniency, when the fellow leaned forward, stared fearfully
at the Judge, and, dropping the pullet with a screech, recoiled against
the wall.

"I ain't done no 'arm," he cried, whimpering.  "I ain't done no 'arm.
I never stole that there 'en.  She were dead in the way, me lord.
Runned over by a cyar, she were.  I only come aout last Toosday, me
lord, an' tryin' ter run strite an' git a good job o' work, like wot
you said, sir.  It's gauze trewth I never stole that there bird.  She
was layin'..."

Out of a bad business the queer recognition stood solitarily opportune.
Rhadamanthus' own promise of clemency in return for the truth could not
have been more effective.  The plain facts, however, were wofully
bitter to hear.

The tramp had taken undisputed possession at eight o'clock that
morning.  The cottage was then empty.  The fire was out and the bed in
order.  Upon the floor of the living-room lay the fragments of a
pitcher, with the water, which this had held, settled in a pool upon
the bricks.  A Windsor chair was fallen, Dagon-like, upon its face,
with its legs in the air.  What no one could understand was the fact
that the lamp, which hung from the ceiling, was still burning.

      *      *      *      *      *

More or less recovered, but profoundly depressed, Monseigneur Forest
reached Hampshire upon the following Thursday.  He had visited the
Judge in London, and learned from his mouth first the news and then the
details of the unpleasant truth.  His lordship's contention that Fate
was opposed to their endeavours, he found it difficult to dispute.
Believing that he was on his way to a triumph, he had come breathless
to participate in a rout.  For three days he had dandled a new-born
joy, to find it stark upon the fourth....

Valerie was not at the station, but Mason was there with the car, and
the poor man was glad to be alone.  He was mourning a stolen
opportunity to repair a great wrong, and would not be comforted.  The
lost legatee haunted him more tragically than ever.

As the car swept to the house he noticed two girls upon the steps.

They were interrogating the butler.

Observing his arrival they cut their inquiries short.  The prelate
emerged, however, in time to hear the servant's concluding words.

"No, madam.  Only that the improvement was maintained.  Thank you,

"Who's ill?" cried Forest sharply.

The butler inclined his head.

"Major Lyveden, sir--a friend of Miss Valerie's.  He----"


For all his training the servant jumped.

"Major Lyveden, sir.  Major Anthony Lyveden."

Monseigneur Forest looked round helplessly.  Then he put a hand to his
head and sat down on the steps.



In a quiet, even tone Lyveden was talking.

The pleasant voice went steadily on, now reciting, now commenting, now
lending argument, a cool dispassionate gravity that forced the ear.
Facts were so clearly stated, conclusions so reasonably drawn, points
so firmly made--all without a trace of emotion, yet seriously offered
in the most conspicuous good faith--that it was almost impossible to
realize that the speaker was insensible.  But that is the way of

The voice faltered and stopped.

Fervently Miss French prayed that it and the frantic brain might rest
from their labours.  She wanted desperately to think--to be mistress of
her thoughts--but, so long as the voice prevailed, the impression that
she was being addressed prevented her, first because it was so vivid,
and then because of its importunity.

It was half an hour since Sir Willoughby Sperm's car had rolled down
the curling avenue and slipped past the tall lodge-gates.  If all went
well, another fortnight would elapse before the great specialist saw
the patient again.

The silence continuing, Valerie fell to wondering what the two weeks
would bring forth.  That the fever would presently abate, and the
ex-officer be spared his life, seemed highly probable.  In fact,
Valerie steadily refused to consider that he might weaken and die.
What she was eternally asking was what would happen when the engine of
the brain, at present running free, was once more engaged with the
system it was used to control.  Would the coupling break suddenly, and
her man go an idiot for life?  That she could not believe.  Or would
the old balance be restored, perfect as ever?  There was doubt in the
doctor's eyes.  Was he, then, to wake stumbling upon that No Man's Land
which lies between sense and idiocy?  And, if so, how were his
trembling steps to be guided aright?  Carefully she started to weigh
Sir Willoughby's words....

"What concerns me most is how to deal with his condition of mind when
the fever has run its course.  From what I've seen, and from what Heron
has told me, I'm satisfied that it is vital that Gramarye should never
again enter into his life.  That park, or estate, or whatever it is,
had taken such an unhealthy hold upon his imagination, that he was
half-way to insanity.  If Gramarye is permitted again to take the
helm....  Well, the ship is half-way across--half-way across those
narrow straits which divide reason from lunacy.  We've got to take the
helm and put it over just as hard as ever we can.  You understand?  In
a word, if, for instance, Major Lyveden were to revisit Gramarye, I
think the game would be up.  That, of course, can't happen.  But it is,
in my opinion, of the highest importance, not only that no reference to
the place should be made before him, but that we should do our utmost
to direct his attention to other matters.  We can't expunge the last
four months from his memory--I wish we could.  Half the asylums in
England would be empty if we could do that.  But we can avert our eyes
from the record, and we can try to avert his."

'Try to avert his.'  How?  Anthony was not an infant, to be beguiled
with a rattle when he cried for a blade.  And if Gramarye was proposing
'again to take the helm,' who was to stop her?  Had Miss French put
that question to Sir Willoughby, he would have replied, "Yourself."
For that reason she had not asked him.  Again and again he had insisted
that, if the mischief was to be mended at all, it would be at her

There were times when the thought terrified her, when the panic fear of
the condemned sat in her eyes.  For Valerie knew it was just.  It was
she who had brought a gallant gentleman to this pass--she who had
smashed the exquisite wonder of melody their hearts had danced to--she
who had hacked asunder the silken bridge of love and sent her lover
into the arms of Gramarye.


Her solitary visit to the park stood out of the girl's memory like a
snow-covered peak, vivid and frozen.  There was no mercy there.  What
was far worse, there was an unearthly appeal.  Flesh and blood were one
thing, but a wild mystery of woodland, the desolate grandeur of a
ruined park, the majestic havoc of a proud estate--these were another
matter.  Looking upon her rival's face, she found it notable....
Valerie set her white teeth.  That its beauty was a mask hiding some
dreadful influence, made her heart faint within her....

Yet, if this fainted, it always revived.  Valerie French was
well-plucked.  If it was ordained that she should fight with Black
Magic, with Black Magic she would fight.  It was her own fault....  It
was typical of the girl that the fact that she had already paid very
heavily never once occurred to her.  She had called the tune without
asking how much it would cost.  That the piper's bill was so long was
due to her recklessness.  She did not dispute the account.

For the hundredth time she wondered what line Gramarye would take....

It seemed, mercifully, that the fell influence of the estate was not to
have things all its own way.  While the sick man in his delirium talked
much of Gramarye, he spoke of Valerie too--frequently.  For hours
together, sometimes, he dwelt upon their love.  As a rule, he debated
with himself whether it was fair to her to let her see him again.
(Listening to these heart-searchings, Valerie's heart burned within
her.)  Then he would call his Sealyham and speak to him of the lady,
asking if she were not wonderful and a sight for sore eyes.  "When she
calls you, Patch, aren't you proud of your name?  And she took your
head in her hands to-day.  I saw her.  Such sweet, pretty hands....
And you looked in her eyes, Patch, and then you licked her nose--very
gently, like a good little dog...."  Then, again, Anthony's life as a
footman was often remembered.  Mr. and Mrs. Bumble were gratefully
discussed.  The Alisons--George especially--figured constantly.  Even
his life in the Army was sometimes mentioned, and other older days,
hard to identify....  Gramarye held a good hand--undoubtedly: but there
were other cards in the pack.

The door opened noiselessly, and a fresh-faced nurse stole into the
darkened room.  Valerie and she exchanged whispers, and, after another
glance at the silent figure upon the bed, the lady of Bell Hammer gave
place to the professional and made her way slowly downstairs.

      *      *      *      *      *

It was past three o'clock of a sullen March afternoon when Mr. Peter
Every dismissed his parade.

The men turned away listlessly, hollow-eyed.

Only the little lame engineer said anything at all, and that was an
inaudible communication to the three great sailors, whose hearing was
gone.  Gloomily the latter watched his fingers stumble over their rude
translation of Every's last words....

"So there you are.  Colonel Winchester's gone.  Major Lyveden's too ill
to ever come back.  Without the authority of one of these two, not
another penny can be spent on this estate.  Obviously the work's got to
stop.  I know you don't want wages, but you've got to live....  And
I've come, as Major Lyveden's friend, to tell you this before the Law
steps in--as it will--and does it more bluntly.

"I know it's rough on you, and I'm devilish sorry, but it's got to be
faced....  And, as I say, I'm commissioned to offer you all your
passage to Canada and fifty pounds apiece to tide you over there till
you can get going.

"You chaps think it over.

"I'm staying at _The Rose_ at Girdle, and those who want to accept,
report to me there to-morrow morning at ten o'clock.  Then I'll tell
you the details and fix everything up.  Right."

Leaning against the trunk of a fallen beech, Every watched his little
audience wade through the weathered fringe of bracken and turn on to
the rough brown road that dipped and curled into the heart of Gramarye.

The droop of their shoulders, the heaviness of their steps, the silence
in which they went, trumpeted misery.  Anything, however, was better
than the dull sightless stares with which the news that their work was
over had been received.  Every, who was no coward, had been prepared
for suspicion, defiance, violence.  Instead, his service of the warrant
had been accepted without a word.  He had no shred of authority, but
not the slightest attempt had been made to call his bluff.  It had
been, in fact, a painful walk-over.  The seven labourers seemed to
expect a death-blow.  When it fell, they met it with the apathy of
despair.  Every felt as though he were sentencing a bunch of forest
ponies to the pits, and the dumb hopelessness of their demeanour
plucked at his young heart-strings....

For two or three minutes after the little group had passed out of sight
the young man stood motionless.  Presently his eyes wandered from the
trail up a rude bank, all starred with primroses, through the dim
breathless magic of a pinewood on to a peering screen of new-born
leaves, pale-faced and trembling.  After a moment's rest, they turned
southward to where the lean brown road went paving a deep corridor,
straight, silent, its black walls towering.  Distance and gloom lent
these a grim symmetry, suggestive of duress; above, a grey ribbon of
sky issued a stony comfort, such as prisoners use....  With a shiver,
Every turned away his head.  To the north the ground fell sharply, and
the cut of the road vouchsafed a glimpse of what it led to--woods,
woods, woods, swelling, rising, tumbling, bolstering one another up,
shouldering one another aside, some with their limbs still bare, others
laced with the pale pinafore of spring, all of them dense and
orderless, composite regiments of timber, where squire and skip-jack
stood back to back, and the whelps of both thrust and quarrelled for a
place in the bulging ranks.

Every became suddenly conscious of a silence more tense and death-like
than he had ever dreamed of....

Then a wind breathed--miles away ... to the north.  He could hear the
breath coming, a mere whimper among the tree-tops.  The whimper became
a whine....  Reaching the pinewood, the note slid into a moan, that
rose slowly to a thin wail as the breath fled up the corridor with the
towering walls.  The wail fell to a sigh....

With straining ears, the man waited for this to fade....

"Mopping up?" said a quiet voice.

Every started violently and turned right about.

Ten paces distant, within the shadow of the beechwood, was a big
upstanding grey, with ears pricked, vigilant.  Square in the saddle sat
a girl, in a habit of dark blue cloth.  So dim was the light that Every
could not distinguish her features, but he marked how the eyes burned
out of a pale face and noted the glint of copper beneath the hard felt

"Mopping up?" she repeated quietly, but this time there was a silkiness
in the tone that put the man on his guard.

"That's one way of puttin' it," he said lightly.  "I'm sort of windin'
up the Company."

"The Garden of Eden Limited," flashed the girl.  "History repeats
itself."  For a moment she hesitated.  Then--"Where's Adam?" she said

"Done a bunk," said Every, with no idea of what she meant.  "Are you a

Miss Strongi'th'arm regarded him.

"Either," she said coldly, "you are a liar or else a fool."

Every stared at her speechless....  After a moment the girl shrugged
her shoulders.  Then a riding-boot flashed, and the grey sprang forward.

As she pulled up beside him--

"By what authority do you dismiss these men?"

Every looked up steadily into the angry eyes.  Then he took off his hat.

"Forgive me," he said quietly, "but by what authority do you ask?"

For a second he thought she would strike him.  The cold fury of the
pale peaked face, the haughty set of the lips, the blaze of the great
brown eyes, heralded violence....

Every never moved.

With a sudden movement André turned her head to stare into the
distance.  At length--

"I've lost all I had in this estate--this venture ... and a lot
that--that wasn't mine," she said slowly.  "Is that good enough?"

Before the weariness of her tone, Every's resentment went down with a

"I'm most awfully sorry," he said gently.  "I'd no idea of this.  I
don't think any one has.  Of course, if I'd known for a moment that you
were--er--interested, I shouldn't have dreamed of moving in the matter
without your consent."  He hesitated.  Then--  "But surely you can
recover something.  I mean, the place can be sold, and I'm sure the
solicitors would see to it that you----"

André gave a dry laugh.

"I hardly think they'd allow my claim," she said shortly.

Every swallowed before replying.

"You could try," he said desperately.

"Fool," said the girl contemptuously.  "It's not a question of money.
It's a question of men."  And with that she fell to whistling under her

Every decided that she was mad.

"I'm afraid I don't understand," he said stiffly.  "What I'm doing, I'm
doing with the approval of Mr. Plowman, solicitor to Colonel
Winchester--he's the owner of this park: and, if you apply----"

"Yes, I know that," said André quietly.  "But for this park, I should
be Mrs. Winchester."

The scales fell from Every's eyes.  The picture of the giant, of whom
Plowman had told him, pacing a madman's cage, rose up before him, and a
great wave of pity for his companion swept into his heart.  It occurred
to him suddenly that, but for the grace of God, Valerie French would
stand by this strange girl's side....

"Think you understand, don't you?" sneered André.  She laughed shortly.
"You've got a lot to learn yet.  First of all, my friend, this isn't a
park.  It's a temple.  The very place you're standing on is holy
ground.  And those clowns you're sacking are priests--sworn to moil and
toil for Gramarye until she's sucked the brains out of their heads.
And you're spoiling her game ...  I should go carefully, if I were you,
my friend.  And if you get safe out of her to-day, I shouldn't come
back--_if you can help it_...  I don't want to be rude, but she's
brought down bigger game than you--far bigger....  And they were her

"I'm not afraid," said Every.

"Of course you aren't.  If you were, you'd be safe.  If Samson had
feared Delilah, he wouldn't have lost his eyes."  She broke off and
shrugged her shoulders.  Then--"And now, if you're satisfied with my
authority to question you, what's yours for dismissing these men?"

"I have none," said Every.  "But the chap who was here--Lyveden----"

"Yes?" breathed André.

"Well, he's too ill to----"

With a moan, the girl dropped the reins, flung back her head, and
clapped her hands to her temples.

"I knew it," she wailed, "I knew it!  First Richard Winchester, and
then Anthony ... my darling ... Anthony Lyveden ..."

Every stood spellbound.  The tragedy had taken a new--a frightful turn.
Valerie--trustful, unsuspecting Valerie--was hideously involved.  He
wondered if Lyveden delirious would babble of this strange girl.  If he
did....  And when he recovered--what then?

Hurriedly he reviewed the position.

Under Dr. Heron's direction, Lyveden had been drugged here, at
Gramarye, and brought to Bell Hammer.  The whole object of his removal
was to smash his infatuation for Gramarye, so that he might feel free
to worship Valerie.  On their joint love the whole thing was founded.
Everything had been arranged on that basis.  And now ... if Lyveden had
been consulted, perhaps he would not have come--not because of
Gramarye, but because of a girl--a girl with auburn hair....

"Where is he?"

The words cut his reflections with a clean slash.


André Strongi'th'arm's eyes narrowed.

"The high priest," she said.

"D'you mean Major Lyveden?"

"I do."

Every paled.  Whatever might be the other's standing, with him Valerie
came first.  It might be rough on the girl, but that could not be
helped, and would eventually, he supposed, be mended.  One thing was
plain.  Not at any price must she go to Bell Hammer.

"I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to tell you."


"If you're thinking of visiting him, I assure you----"

"I wish to know where Major Lyveden is."

Every drew himself up.

"I'm very sorry," he said, "but until I've seen those in charge of him,
and have their permission to tell you----"

"I have a right to know."

Every winced.  Then he looked up boldly.

"As Colonel Winchester's _fiancée_?" he said.

André caught her breath.  Then she bowed her head.

"As a most miserable woman," she said brokenly.  "Somewhere it says,
'From him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.'
...  Well, it's as one of those outcasts ... one of those hopeless
double bankrupts----"

"Stop!" cried Every, aghast.  "Stop!  I don't want to hear....  Listen.
I'll be at Girdle till Friday.  That day I'll leave a note for you at
the inn, with Lyveden's address inside."

He had, I suppose, some vague idea of getting to Hampshire before her.

For a second the girl stared at him with knitted brows.  Then--

"You appear," she said coldly, "to be not only a fool, but a poisonous
fool.  After all, if you won't tell me, I suppose there are other
ways...."  She picked up the reins.  "And so you're a friend of Major
Lyveden's?  To tell you the truth, I shouldn't have thought he'd have
had much use for you."

With her words, the hunter moved forward....  Dazedly Every watched the
two pass at a walk into the gloomy corridor and dwindle slowly to a
mere blur of blue and grey under the shadow of the towering walls.  At
last distance and dusk swallowed them, and he could see them no more.

By the evening of the following Thursday the young man's work was gone,
and by ten o'clock on Friday morning his car had left Girdle and was
flying up Gallowstree Hill.

Provision had been made for the men; the horses in the stables at
Gramarye had been disposed of.  He had only come, with Valerie's
approval, out of sheer pity for helpless men and beasts.  His
unexpected interview with André Strongi'th'arm worried him sorely.  He
was convinced that between her and Anthony there had been a serious
affair.  Himself devoted to Valerie, this made him furious; remembering
her devotion to Lyveden, it scared him.  If, after all that had
happened, Valerie was to find, not only that her cake was dough, but
that it was not even her cake, but another's, Every verily believed the
shock would send her out of her mind.  The mortification alone would be
enough to unhinge any woman....

The sight of Anthony's cottage at the edge of the park reminded him of
his proposal to recover his tobacco-pouch.  He had laid it down on the
tree-trunk whilst he was addressing the men that memorable Monday

Not daring, for fear of thieves, to leave the car upon the highway, he
drove her gently on to the wasted track.  Even then he was not
comfortable, for she could be seen from the road.  After a moment's
hesitation, he decided to risk it.  He could not drive to the spot, for
from here, for a furlong or so, the road was in ribbons.  They seemed
to have been hauling timber.  The only thing to do was to be as quick
as he could and hope for the best.  Going fast, he should be back again
in twenty minutes....

There had blown a gale in the night, and Every was not surprised to
find one of the tall dark pillars of the gigantic corridor fallen
across the lean brown road.  It was his haste in surmounting this
obstacle that was responsible for the simple but painful fracture of
his left leg.  The trunk was slippery, and he had jumped untimely to
save a fall.  Two stout boughs had been waiting, and the rest was

Now, Peter Every was, as we know, no coward; but when, lying there, he
reflected that, thanks to his efforts, the estate was now deserted, he
became extremely uneasy.  And presently, when he remembered Miss
Strongi'th'arm's words, he broke into a cold sweat.

'If you get safe out of her to-day, I shouldn't come back--_if you can
help it_.'

      *      *      *      *      *

"I'm told," said Anthony weakly, "that I'm at Bell Hammer."

Lady Touchstone smiled and nodded.

"That's right," she said gently.  "And Valerie should be here to
welcome you, but she's asleep.  So you must make shift with me."

The truth was, Valerie French had broken down.  The strain of waiting
and watching for the hour for which she longed, yet dreaded, had proved
too much.  Only the day before she had fainted suddenly, and, honestly
glad of an excuse, the local doctor had ordered her to bed forthwith.
Valerie had obeyed dumbly.  She knew that she had come to the end of
her tether, and so to that of her wit; and since, to deal at all
hopefully with Anthony's return to consciousness, her understanding
must be on tiptoe, she knew that she was better away.  If the change
was to come before she was fit for duty, it could not be helped.  In
her present condition she was, she felt, worse than useless.

Two hours later Anthony had tried to sit up, failed, looked dazedly
about him, and when the fresh-faced nurse stole to his side, asked
first for some water and then, shakily, to be told where he was.  He
had promised, in return for the answer, to ask no more questions, but
to go quietly to sleep.  This promise he had immediately broken by
asking anxiously for news of his dog.  Learning that Patch was below,
and well and happy, he had spoken no more.  After eighteen hours he had
awaked, greatly refreshed, to find himself the cynosure of three pairs
of eyes.  These were all kindly and full of cheer.  Two pairs were
contributed respectively by the nurse and Lady Touchstone, while the
third was set in the face of an overgrown cherub, who smelt agreeably
of Harris tweed and was gently furbishing his _pince-nez_ with an
enormous handkerchief.

"This," continued Lady Touchstone, "is Dr. Gilpin."  The cherub grinned
reassuringly.  "He's extremely pleased with you, and, when you're
better, I think you'll return the compliment."

"I've been ill," said the patient stupidly.

The cherub nodded.

"Gave us quite a turn once or twice," he said, smiling.  "But you're
all right now.  And if you'll promise to obey orders, I'll have you out
of bed in a fortnight."

Anthony's face fell.  Then--

"I'm in your hands, sir," he said.  "And I'm very, very grateful for
all you've done."  His eyes turned to Lady Touchstone.  "And you.  I
don't understand anything yet," he added plaintively.

"Good," said the doctor.  "Now we know where we are."  He took out his
watch.  "If you would like it, you and your hostess can have a little
chat--for ten minutes only--just to clear matters up.  Then Nurse Ford
will take over."

"Please," said Anthony.

A moment later the two were alone.

"I don't know how I come to be here," said the patient slowly, "but I'm
afraid it must have been a terrible inconvenience and--and expense.
You know I've no money."

Subduing an inclination to burst into tears--

"On the contrary," said Lady Touchstone, "you're quite respectably off.
Since you've been ill, you've come into money--more than enough to pay
for everything.  So don't let that worry you."

She felt that it was not the moment to tell him that he was virtually a

For a moment the man did not speak.  Then--

"How did I get here?" he said.

"You may well ask," was the reply.  "If I hadn't seen it with my own
eyes, I wouldn't have believed it possible for George Alison to lift a
man of your inches and carry him single-handed right from the front
door.  I know he rowed for Cambridge, but, all the same, it was the act
of a fool.  And I told him so.  Of course, he only grinned.  You know
that inane, irresistible grin of his when he's done something he knows

"George Alison?" said Anthony.  "George Alison?  How on earth----"  He
stopped short and started up on an elbow.  "What month is it?"

"April," said Lady Touchstone.  "And now lie down again, there's a dear
boy....  And why shouldn't Alison have----"

"But if it's April----  _Good God!_" he cried hoarsely, raising a
trembling hand.  "_D'you mean to say I've lain here in this house for
six months?_"

The woman's heart leaped into her mouth.

"And why not?" she said quietly.  "I know a case of a man who lay
unconscious for over two years--the result of a fall hunting.  And when
he came to----"

She stopped to peer at the patient.

Then she rang for the nurse---instantly.

Anthony had fainted.

      *      *      *      *      *

Thus fell that formidable position upon whose delicate reduction all
the science of physic, the love of women, the wisdom of friends, had
been feverishly concentrated by day and night for nearly three weeks.

Chance and a woman's instinct had done the trick.  As by a miracle the
hopeless had come to pass.  The helm had been put hard over, and the
craft had answered as sweetly as any swish-tailed circus nag.  Gramarye
and all her works, if not forgotten, had in the twinkling of an eye
become the fabric of a dream--mere relics of a fantastic age for a sane
mind to marvel at.

For two or three days after the momentous interview Anthony said very
little.  When he had again seen Lady Touchstone, and the two--blind
leading the blind--had satisfactorily fixed the very date of his
collapse, George Alison was sent for.  Carefully schooled, the latter
spent a fruitful five minutes by the sick man's side.  Upon the third
day came Valerie....

The girl was exalted.  Gratitude had set the crown upon the glory of
her array.  No one had ever seen her look so beautiful.  Out of the
furnace the fine gold had come refined, dazzling.

My gross pen cannot picture her.

The dark lustre of her hair, the exquisite curve of her lips, her pride
of carriage, were things for sonnets.  Her small firm hands, the white
column of her neck, the colour springing in her cheeks, made three
sweet wonders.  The style of her was superb.  Tall, straight,
clean-limbed, her figure remembered graces of a younger age.  The
simple flowered-silk dress looked as though all who put it on must go
in elegance.  Silk and satin covered her precious feet.  A nosegay of
violets, brooched to her gown, echoed the hue, but not the magic of her
eyes.  Had the poor flowers been blowing still upon their mother bank,
all wet with dew, and had a star stooped to prove how sweet they
smelled, then, sirs, they should have rendered more faithfully my
lady's eyes.

Anthony had wondered when she would come....

A breath of perfume, a swift whisper, the rustle of silk--and there was
Valerie by his side.

"Oh, Valerie!"

Miss French fell upon her knees.

Very gently Lyveden put her hand to his lips.  Then he turned away his
head and began to cry.

With a bursting heart, Valerie almost gathered him in her arms.

"D'you love me, Anthony?"

By way of answer he just clung to her.  At length--

"I'm--I'm sorry, my sweet....  It's--I think it's just because ...  I
love you so much."  With an effort he mastered his lips.  "And I'm so
very sorry, dear, I kissed you like that--the day I went down.  I
dreamed about it.  I dreamed you came to me, and I apologized."  With
her heart in her mouth, Valerie smoothed his brow.  "And you were--so
very sweet.  You said"--he hesitated--"you spoke so very handsomely."

"I'm so glad, darling."

"And, oh, Valerie,"--he was himself again now--"I've had such a
wonderful dream.  I've been waiting for you, my darling, before I spoke
of it."

"What did you dream, lad?"

"I dreamed that I'd left the Bumbles--I had given notice, you know--and
gone, in answer to an advertisement, to a place in the Cotswolds.  It's
all so real, so vivid, that it's almost impossible to appreciate that
it's all a dream.  I can remember every detail of the journey--I had
Patch with me--down to the faces of my fellow-passengers.  A woman with
a baby got out at Oxford and left a parcel behind.  And I ran after her
with it.  I can see her scared face now, poor soul, when I touched her
on the shoulder...."

The story of the last four months came pelting.  Anthony fairly opened
his heart.  At first, listening to the bare truth told with the
confident naïveté of disbelief, Valerie felt as though she were
cheating the blind.  After a little, this sense of shabbiness was
suddenly supplanted by a perfect torment of apprehension lest Anthony
should detect her hypocrisy.  Presently, before her breathless interest
in the narrative, the girl's uneasiness slipped unremarked away, and,
when the door opened and the gentle nurse appeared to part them, she
was following the ingenuous recital with unaffected eagerness.

Valerie nodded her acquiescence in the unspoken order, and the nurse
withdrew.  As the former rose to her feet--

"Ah, must you go, my lady?"

"Till this evening, dear lad."

Anthony sighed fretfully.

"And I've wasted all our precious time with my old dream.  I've hardly
spoken of you, and there's so much I want to know."

"We've plenty of time, darling.  Think of it.  Once we never knew
when--if, even, we should ever see one another again.  Now ...  Oh,
Anthony, we're very rich."

"I am," said Anthony, smiling.  "And when you say you are--why, then I
feel like a king."

Valerie flung up her head.  An instant, and she was singing....

  "_If I were a queen,
    What would I do?
  I'd make you a king
    And I'd wait upon you--
  If I were a queen._"

Never melody knew such tenderness.  Poor Anthony could not trust
himself to speak....

Valerie stooped and laid a soft cheek against his.  Then she pressed
his hand to her lips.

The next moment she was gone.

      *      *      *      *      *

When Sir Willoughby Sperm learned of his patient's progress, he struck
the words "Major Lyveden" out of his diary.  The action cost him
exactly one hundred guineas, and the secretary by his side bit her lip.
To keep that Saturday free for his visit to Hampshire, she had refused
nine appointments.  But, if he was a bad business man, Sperm was a good
doctor.  Anthony was out of the wood.  Very well.  Considering the
nature of the peril with which the wood had been quick, the less the
fugitive saw of strange doctors, the better for him.  To insist upon
the gravity of his late disorder was most undesirable.  Besides, if at
this juncture a specialist's visit to Bell Hammer could serve any
useful purpose, Heron was the man to pay it.  It was he who had walked
and talked with Lyveden when the latter's brain had been sick.  So he
alone of the doctors could compare Philip drunk with Philip sober.
Happily no such comparison was necessary.  Had it been vital, it could
not have been made.  For the patient to renew the acquaintance of the
artist he had met at Gramarye--and that in the person of a
distinguished brain specialist--would hardly have conduced to his
health of mind.  Indeed, from the moment that Anthony had reached Bell
Hammer in safety, so far as the inmates of that house were concerned,
the very name of Dr. Heron was, by his own advice, religiously
forgotten as though the man had never been.  It was natural, however,
that one who had done so much to arrest the disorder should care to
hear how Anthony was faring.  By a mutual arrangement the cherubic Dr.
Gilpin wrote to the former faithfully three times a week.

Similar, though less frequent, reports were regularly rendered to Mr.
Justice Molehill.

One of these latter I will set out, for it was a wise man that wrote
it, and the matter is to the point.  I would, sirs, that I could show
you the handwriting, so fine and easy to read.

  _Bell Hammer,
    nr. Brooch,
    April 11th, 1921._


_Major Lyveden continues mercifully to make good progress._

_I saw him myself yesterday for the first time, and must make haste to
confess that I am overjoyed.  When I say this, you will understand that
he is not only the stranger whom we are helping to the acquisition of a
great fortune, but the man whom my niece is delighting to honour.
Lyveden is a man of great personal charm and fine character, and I am
sure that he will administer his heritage wisely and faithfully, and
that he will make Valerie a proud and happy woman.  I am glad to say,
too, that your memory of his appearance is as true as your judgment.
In short, he is a splendid specimen of manhood._

_There is, of course, no doubt at all that he is our man, i.e. the only
nephew of the late Jonathan Roach.  Boldly advancing out of my
province, I begged leave to ask him a question or two, to which the
most exacting of opponents could not in decency have objected.  His
replies made me ashamed of the doubts which I never--even

_Of the nature of his brain trouble and of his escape I have already
told you.  Enough that that wondrous bridge which an Omnipotent
Providence threw across the river, while we stood gaping upon the other
bank, stands fixed as any rock.  As often as he will revisit Gramarye,
the patient treads it with a firm, confident step.  I do not
matter--besides, I must soon return to Rome--but, by my advice, Valerie
and those who are and are to be about him are schooling themselves to
use this same strange bridge.  Future safety, I contend, lies in making
it a thoroughfare.  So only approached, Gramarye will indeed become
'such stuff as dreams are made on,' and the four months he spent there
be 'rounded with a sleep,' for ever._

_I have told Major Lyveden the story of the lost will, and of your
close interest, to which alone he owes his fortune.  His great desire
is to thank you personally.  My own remissness he forgave in
undeservedly generous terms._

_I expect to leave for Italy early next week, and while I shall write
again before that, I shall hope, if you are then in London, to visit
you on my way._

  _Believe me,
    Yours very truly,

The prelate was not the man to exaggerate.  Anthony's recovery went on
amain.  His state of independence had, as we know, been broached by
Lady Touchstone: it was becoming that the true extent of his fortune
should be disclosed by Monseigneur Forest himself.

The sick man received the news with some emotion.

He felt as though suddenly a wand had been set in his hand--a wand
beneath whose careless touch the shifting flux of wishes must set and
crystallize.  For more than eighteen months he had "thought in
pennies."  Henceforth it would be unnecessary to think at all.  The
spectre of Ways and Means was laid for ever.  Often, when his purse had
been lightest--when he had been forced to eat sparingly of the cheapest
food--he had been used to remember an old fragment of Virgil that he
had learned as a boy.  _Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit_.  Times
without number he had been glad of the tag.  And now it had served its
turn....  Looking back upon his penury, he could not wish that he had
been spared those lean, ill-favoured days.  And when, because of these,
Monseigneur Forest reviled himself, Lyveden refused to listen,
declaring that the experience had been invaluable, and must surely
stand the camel in good stead when the time came for him to negotiate
the needle's eye.  For a prelate to withstand such a contention was
more than difficult....  Yet if the patient spoke to the point, it was
by accident.  His thoughts were elsewhere.  Childishly excited, he was
wanting to use his wand.  Ridiculously enough, his romping brain could
not furnish a wish to be converted....  Suddenly an idea came to him.
His dog, his little faithful dog, had gone in need of a collar for over
nine months....


Mercifully the terrier was dumb.  Otherwise the prelate's "Bridge of
Providence" must have returned unto the air whence it came.  As it was,
the dog was brought to the sick-room twice every day.  The tenderness
with which he treated Anthony was wonderful to see.  Naturally
boisterous, the efforts with which he mastered the frenzy these
interviews provoked, were manifest.  He knew that Lyveden had been
dangerously ill.  He knew that he was mending.  The twofold
consideration set the flame of his devotion flaring.  Yet, when he
visited his master, the jet must be reduced to a pilot....  The marvel
is the dog did not burst.  Instead, placed within reach, he would set a
quivering foot upon the bed and lick the caressing hand with a touch
that would not have broken a bubble.  Presently, whimpering with
excitement, he would post about the chamber, seeking an object to
present to his lord.  Of such, the choice which the room afforded was
straitly limited, and when for the second time he had selected one of
the knobs of a chest of drawers, endeavouring to detach this by dint of
biting it off, the fresh-faced nurse was advised of his intention, and
a log of wood was procured to be kept in a corner.  Thereafter twice a
day the billet was brought reverently to the-bedside.

Poor Patch!  It was the best his dull wit could devise.

Oh, Patch, could you but see how idle and clumsy is your act, you would
hang your small head.  Could you perceive the vanity of repetition,
your bright brown eyes would fill with tears.  Could you be told whence
comes the gift which you give Anthony, your little tail would be
clapped between your legs....  Yet have I heard tell of a ram caught in
a thicket by his horns; of altar steps worn thin by the observance of
the same offices; of spikenard that might have been sold and given to
the poor....

Sirs, this poor scrap of a dog errs in good company.

The April days slipped by, smiling, or shrill, or tearful, as the mood
took them.

A letter which Valerie had received from Peter Every, written and
posted at Girdle upon the last day of March, had set her mind at rest
about Anthony's stewardship of Gramarye.  Apart from the action of the
Law, that book had been closed as gently and firmly as mortal man could
close it.  By the removal of the steward, neither men nor beasts
engaged there had been left one penny the worse.  The former, indeed,
were well out of a bad business.  Incidentally, they would very soon be
well out of Anthony's way.  Never had money been so advantageously
spent.  Valerie had written to Every a letter of heartfelt thanks.

By the courtesy of the Bumbles, their chauffeur came to Bell Hammer two
or three times a week.  He did not always see his late colleague, but
Alison was no fool, and points were constantly arising upon which
Valerie was glad of his advice.  It was he who went through Anthony's
wardrobe with the utmost care, saying which of the garments he had seen
before and which had been acquired since their owner's departure from
Hawthorne.  The latter were carefully destroyed.  Lyveden's few
personal effects were subjected to a similar scrutiny and partial
destruction.  Nothing was left to chance.  If George was uncertain,
Betty and Anne were sent for.  If no one could be sure, whatever it
was, the article in question went to the furnace.  Never was the
high-road of convalescence more faithfully reconnoitred.

Less actively, Lady Touchstone and Forest contributed according to
their means.  These were substantial.  The electric personality of the
one, the gentle charm of the other, were better than physic.  The one
stimulated; the other composed.  A twinkling hour of Lady Touchstone's
company was like a glass of champagne.  A talk with the Monseigneur
rivalled the quality of old Madeira.  Wisely administered, the wine
built up the wasted tissues of the mind.  The latter's digestion being
sound, Lyveden throve upon the diet.  His brain put on weight daily.

So far as his body was concerned, no one had any anxiety at all.
Anthony's fine constitution and the open-air life which he had led at
Gramarye stood him in splendid stead.  So much so, that when, upon St.
George's Day, Patch came trotting with a red rose in his mouth, he
found the bed empty and his master sitting cheerfully upon a sofa
before the fuss and worry of a bright wood fire.  It was clear that a
new era had begun.  Patch dropped the rose and fairly hurled himself at
a small log lying conveniently in a corner beside an old _prie-Dieu_.

      *      *      *      *      *

A mischievous look came into Valerie's eyes.

"You haven't heard a word," she said, bubbling, "of what I've been
saying.  You know you haven't."

Anthony laughed guiltily.

"Yes, I have," he protested.  "You were saying you'd half a mind to
give up having hydrangeas and--and--er--not have them at all," he
concluded lamely.

Valerie uttered a little crow of triumph.

"Scandalous," she said.  "Simply scandalous.  It's no good pretending.
I know perfectly well what you were thinking about.  You were thinking
of Gramarye.  That old dream of yours ..."

Mark, sirs, how the mighty may fall and how familiarity may breed
contempt.  Gramarye had lost her sting.  Spoiled of her puissance, she
had sunk to the level of "Boney"--fare for the ears of children, food
for a jest.

"No, I wasn't," said Anthony, smiling.  "At least, not directly.  I was
thinking of an argument the Monseigneur put up about my dream."

"What did he say?"

"Well, his contention was this.  You know, if, for instance, a bell
rings when you're asleep and dreaming, as likely as not the noise is
introduced--not necessarily in the same form--into your dream, isn't
it?  Very well.  That shows the senses are working.  The message
arrives distorted, but it arrives.  Well, he said that in his opinion
practically everything that came to pass in my dream was originally
suggested by some outside influence.  Water being poured into a basin
suggests a brook.  A sewing-machine becomes a train.  The hiss of a
burning log escaping steam.  So much for the ears.  Now for the eyes.
A maid helps the nurse to move a sofa--I see timber being hauled.  The
doctor shakes his thermometer, and there's Winchester wielding an
axe....  It's a pretty theory, and the more you study it, the sounder
it seems."  He crossed his legs and started to fill a pipe.  "All the
same, I must have a fertile imagination.  I think I always had.  As a
child I was left alone a great deal, and I fancy that helped."

It was a lazy Sunday morning--the fourth in the month of May.  John
Forest had been gone a month, and Lady Touchstone was properly at
church.  Greenwich would have told you that it was ten o'clock, and the
gorgeous tapestry of Summer was still wrought with the brilliant
embroidery of a heavy dew.  Lawns, flower-borders, and stiff box
charactery sparkled and shone in the hot sunshine.  The sky was
cloudless: a haze kept to itself the distant promise of the park: there
was no wind.  The sleepy hum of insects, a rare contented melody,
tilted the hat of Silence over that watchman's eyes.  The wandering
scent of hawthorns offered the faultless day a precious button-hole.

Sitting easily among the cushions of a teak-wood chair, Anthony let his
eyes ramble luxuriously over the prospect.  In a _chaise longue_ by his
side Valerie was engaged in the desultory composition of a letter to
her uncle in Rome.  Stretched blinking upon the warm flags, Patch
watched the two vigilantly for any sign of movement.

"Did I ever have a red-haired nurse?" said Anthony suddenly.

Valerie shook her head.

"No," she said.  "You had the same two all the time.  Why?"

"I dreamed of a red-haired girl."  Valerie sat very still.  "André, her
name was.  I met her first in the road...  I remember she knew me.
She'd been hunting and looked like a Bacchanal.  She turned up again
later on--one night.  I was just going to bed."  He frowned at the
recollection.  "I wonder I didn't chatter about that.  I was worried to

"That--that's the worst of dreams," said Valerie slowly.  "You're

With a shock she realized that she had written ANDRÉ in capitals in the
middle of her letter, and, below it again, BACCHANAL.  Casually she
scratched out the words till her pen ploughed up the sodden paper.

"It's a wretched feeling," said Anthony.  "I dreamt she--cared for me.
And I--I never got there.  She had to tell me right out....  Oh,
Valerie, it was awful."

Miss French felt as though her heart had stopped beating.  She could
have screamed to Anthony to go on.  Instead--

"Poor old chap," she said gently.

She had her reward.

"When she saw there was nothing doing, she went....  And then
Winchester appeared with Patch, as I was putting her into her car.  I
remember he called her 'André'--that's how I knew her name....  And
then he cursed me, because she was his _fiancée_, and she fairly tore
him up.  Then she chucked down his ring and drove off.  There must have
been a car leaving Bell Hammer just then.  I can hear her changing the
gears now."  He passed a hand over his eyes.  "I can't remember any
more, except that Winchester was shouting...."

For a long moment the two sat very still.  Then Valerie scrambled to
her feet and put her head on one side.  Her eyes were just dancing.

"You and your red-haired sirens," she said reproachfully.  "And now
come along, and I'll pick you a buttonhole."

The cloud poor Peter Every had found so menacing had discharged rain of
pure gold.  Love had emerged from the shower, refreshed, glistening.
The two could not know that, while they passed down the steps into the
sunlit flower-garden, a girl with auburn hair was pushing a frantic
three-year-old through the Scotch mist of Donegal, and wondering at
every bank whether she would have the good fortune to break her neck.

Still, though their rain be golden, clouds beget shadows.  If Lyveden
responded to Valerie's invitation, he did not rise to her mood.  The
throwback to Gramarye had set him thinking....

"Valerie," he said slowly, knitting his brows.

The girl had been upon the point of stopping to pick a rose.  His
serious tone, however, made her look up.  The bloom was spared.


"When I went down--in November--there was something wrong.  I mean, we
were at variance."

With difficulty the girl repressed a shiver.

For a while she had hourly dreaded an allusion to the grim episode.
Then, when the weeks went by and none was made, she began, at first
feebly, to hope that it was buried.  Gradually the hope had swelled
into belief.  Lately she had made sure that upon the first day, when
Anthony had wept in her arms, he and she had been treading upon its
grave.  And now here it was--like a river full in their path, a
swift-flowing treacherous stream which they must ford together.  She
would have given anything for a moment to collect her thoughts, but
Anthony had started across.  Already he was up to his knees....

To be frank, she was in a tight place.  The issues she had to deal with
were clogged.  Her treatment of them was to be governed by ruthless
premises.  Finally, if she made a false step, her fortunes and those of
Anthony would be again in the melting-pot.

For an instant her brain zig-zagged.  The next moment she had it in

"Yes," she said slowly, "we were.  I hoped you'd forgotten.  You see,
I'm very much ashamed.  And, when my eyes were opened, I was just
terrified.  I felt as if I'd committed murder."

As she spoke, her brain fairly flashed through the rules which must
govern this talk.

Everything hinged upon one mighty postulate--that _Anthony had
collapsed precisely at one-fifteen upon the 16th of November_.  He had,
of course, done nothing of the sort.  But that did not matter.

_From that hour, for four months and a half, he had lain in a trance_.
This was the second article, which except Anthony believed, he could
not be saved.

Anthony's memory, however, was a faithful servant--not to be tampered
with.  To reconcile the servant's report with the articles of his
faith, a third tenet became essential.  This was that _what Anthony
remembered was the burthen of a dream_.

There go the governing principles.

Now for the issues.

Her sudden--perhaps excusable--jealousy of Anne Alison, her barbarous
dismissal of Anthony, her quite inexcusable failure to give any reason
for such treatment, her subsequent enlightenment by Anne herself--there
is the skeleton whose dry bones he and she are to pick over--a gruesome
business _which has already been dispatched_ ... upon the twentieth day
of February, gentlemen, up in the Cotswold Hills.  They both remember
it perfectly.  Yet Valerie must forget it, while Anthony must think it
was a dream ... _must_....

Neither by word nor look must Valerie suggest that the highly delicate
ground she knows so well has ever been broken before.

Think, sirs, what a slip on her part will do.

It will plainly knock the three precious articles aforementioned into a
cocked hat.  Thence they will be retrieved to be turned against
her--used to her condemnation by Anthony frantic.  As for their love,
the fragments of this that remain will not be worth taking up....

Anthony passed a hand across his forehead.

"Shall I tell you what I dreamed?"

"Yes," said Valerie.

"I dreamed that you came to me to make it up.  And I was afraid.  I
tried to keep off the subject.  I'd come such an awful cropper that I
didn't want any more falls.  But you would have it out....  And you
said--don't laugh--that you'd turned me down because of Anne Alison."
He stopped still and looked at her.  "What was the real reason?"

Leaning her back against a green box wall, Valerie moistened her lips.

"It's perfectly true," she said quietly.

Anthony stared.

"What's true?"

"Listen.  You remember the meet at Saddle Tree Cross?"


"When we spoke of my 'window,' and you said the spot meant so much to
you that you couldn't keep away?"

Anthony nodded.

"D'you remember I said I was going away the next day?"


"It fell through, and I didn't go.  There wasn't time to tell you, so I
went--to the 'window.'" Anthony started.  "That's right.  I found you
there with Anne Alison."

"But, Valerie----"

"I know, I know.  Anne told me, after you'd gone--_down_."  The slip
she had so nearly made set the girl sweating--literally.  "I was mad,
Anthony, mad," she panted.  "I couldn't think straight.  I nearly
jumped over the cliff.  I think the shock sent me blind.  I'd always
grudged her being so much with you.  I want you to know the truth.  She
was always at the back of my mind.  And when I saw you together--there,
at our window----"  She buried her face in her hands.  "I know it was
vile of me, dear.  You see what I'm like.  And if, now that you know,
you'd like to go to an hotel..."

"But, Valerie, why didn't you give me a chance?"

"I was mad," she wailed, "mad.  I loved you so wildly, Anthony, that I
was stunned.  And, in spite of it all, I loved you just as much.  And
that made me so furious, I could have torn my hair.  I wanted to hurt
you cruelly, and when I did, I bruised my own heart."

"But why----"

"I was too proud.  You'd dared to touch my pride"--she laughed
hysterically--"my precious, sacred pride--my Ark of the Covenant.
D'you remember how Uzzah died because he touched the Ark?  Well, you
had to die....  And now"--she spread out her arms pathetically--"it's
the pride that's dead, Anthony.  Dead ... dried up ... shrivelled....
And I know what I'm worth."

She stopped.

Out of the neighbouring silence floated the comfortable note of a
wood-pigeon.  Clear of the shadow of the green box wall two butterflies
flitted and whirled in the hot sunshine, while a fat bumble-bee hummed
with excitement before the promise of a tall blue flag.

With his face in his hands, Anthony never moved.

"And that's all I've got to say.  When I found I was wrong--well, I
didn't know there was such agony in this world....  I deserved it, I
know.  Don't think I'm complaining.  I deserve anything.  But ... if
tears count, then I've paid--some of the score...."

The man's hands were quivering.

Looking upon him, Valerie could see that he was gazing between his

"I'm afraid to speak," he said uncertainly.  His voice was trembling
with excitement.  "I'm afraid to go on.  Don't think I haven't forgiven
you.  I have, Valerie.  I did--oh, ages ago.  But ... we're skating on
terribly thin ice--terribly thin.  We must go frightfully carefully,
Valerie.  You've no idea how carefully."  The girl stared at him.  This
was uncanny--as if he could read her thoughts.  He went on
breathlessly.  "My dream, dear.  This is what happened in my dream....
You reproached yourself in just the same handsome way.  You used the
same phrases."  Valerie started.  "And then--after all--_something went
wrong_....  What it was, I don't know.  I can't remember.  And that's
the trouble.  I can't remember what happened.  But it's been the same
so far, and then--something went wrong...."

Valerie stood paralyzed.  If Anthony was afraid to continue, she was

With an ungracious buzz the fat bee emerged clumsily from the tall blue
flag and sailed noisily out of earshot.  The sudden snap of jaws
suggested that Patch, who was waiting patiently for the walk to
proceed, forgave the flies no trespasses.

"You can't understand, dear.  But you must take my word for it.  I've
trodden this way before.  And presently--very soon now--there's a
snare--a hole in the road.  And if we go in, Valerie, it's--it's all
up.  I know it.  It happened in my dream....  And I'm afraid to go on."

The tremulous misery of his tone wrung the girl's heart.

Instinctively she stretched out a hand.

Anthony recoiled with a cry.

"Don't!  Don't touch me!  I remember.  You took my arm."  Head back, he
clawed at his temples.  "That's right.  And we started to walk.  We had
been standing.  We started to walk back towards the cottage.  And I
felt absurdly happy--all of a sudden....  That was just before the end.
And then----  Oh, if I could _only_ remember...."

The agony of desire in his tone seared Valerie's brain into action.
With a shock she realized that there she was standing like a dolt,
_quietly watching Lyveden cudgelling his brains for the password back
to Insanity_.  Any second he might stumble upon it.  For once,
mercifully, his memory was sluggish--would not respond.  And there he
was flogging it, to extract that hideous fatal delusion that he was
pledged to Gramarye....

Frantically she sought for a distraction.  Her brain, however, was
away, with the bit in its teeth.  She could do nothing with it.  The
only thing she could think of was that dreadful pass, which Anthony was
straining every nerve to recall.  This rose up vivid.  His reference to
the kiss he had given her--her soft reply--the way he had taken her in
his arms--then that mischievous breeze that had come whispering out of
the silence, remindful, suggestive--the start he had given at its
touch--the hoarse cry--the terrible light in his eyes....

Anthony gave a great shout.

"_I_ know," he panted jubilantly.  "_I_ know....  It's coming back,
darling, it's coming back--bit by bit.  Then I spoke of that kiss.  I
said how sorry I was and asked your forgiveness.  And you said----"  He
stopped suddenly and clapped a hand over his mouth.  After a moment,
"'Sh," he said shakily.  "I mustn't repeat your words.  That'd be
moving.  And we mustn't move, Valerie.  We're just at the edge of the
pit.  We mustn't move an inch till I can see where it is.  Don't be
frightened, dear.  It's all right.  All our happiness depends upon my
remembering, and--it's coming back...."

His voice faded, and in an instant he was deep in thought.

Eyes narrowed, his under-lip caught between his teeth, he stared
fixedly ahead, making a supreme effort--plainly.

Valerie stood spellbound.

A pompous hum argued that the fat bee had decided to revisit the

Far in the distance there was a movement--leaves shaken with the wind.
A breeze was passing.  The timber of the park murmured the news
faintly....  With a sigh the tall elms of the avenue confirmed the
park's report.  A breeze was passing ... coming ... _a little
mischievous breeze_....

For one long moment Valerie's heart stood still.

Then she threw back her head and began to sing.

  "_Where the bee sucks, there suck I;
    In a cowslip's bell I lie...._"

Anthony stared at her open-mouthed.  Her throat felt as though it had
steel bands about it.  She just smiled and sang on.

  "_There I couch when owls do cry,
        When owls do cry,
      When owls do cry...._"

The leaves of the lime-trees beyond the green box wall were
trembling--she could see them--beginning to bob up and down.  The
boughs themselves were beginning to sway elastically.  Valerie sang
like a book.

    "_On a bat's back do I fly,
  After sunset, merrily, merrily,
  After sunset merrily...._"

The lime-trees had stopped trembling.  The breeze had passed....  An
exultant note swept into the melody.

    "_Merrily, merrily, shall I live now,
  Under the blossom that hangs on the bough--
    Merrily, merrily, shall I live now,
  Under the blossom that hangs on the bough--
  Under the blossom that hangs on the bough._"

With a fine, happy smile, Lyveden heard the song out.

Then he stepped to my lady and caught her two hands.

"Exquisite," he said, glowing.  "Exquisite, Valerie.  I never knew you
had such a lovely voice."

As he spoke, the girl's knees sagged, and he was just in time to catch
her before she fell....

Her collapse was momentary.  She was not, I suppose, unconscious for
more than five seconds.  It was, indeed, at her bidding that Anthony
set her down upon a low stone seat.

It was natural that he should be greatly concerned.

"Oh, my sweet, it was my fault.  I frightened you.  I know I did.  Lean
your head back.  That's right.  I was all worked up about that rotten
dream.  I'll never mention it again.  I'm so very sorry, dear.  I
wouldn't have upset you for anything.  And you sang so beautifully....
Why did you sing, Valerie?"

"I--I don't know.  I heard a bee humming, and that made me think of the
song.  It was very silly."

"It was very sweet, lass.  And I just loved it.  And, oh, my lady,
please never think of our misunderstanding again.  I felt I wanted just
to know, but that was all.  D'you feel better now?"  Valerie nodded.
"Are you sure?"


"Shall I get you some water?"

"No, thanks, lad.  I'm all right now."

Kneeling on one knee beside her, Anthony patted her hand.

"I'm so thankful....  I can't get over your singing like that ...  I
felt--carried away.  I shall remember it always."  He sighed happily.
"I've got so many happy memories to take away."

Valerie sat up straight.

"To take away?" she breathed.

"My dear, I've been here nearly six months already.  It's only with an
effort that I can remember that I'm your guest.  I don't want to go.
Drifting along like this is simply perfect, but ... there's such a lot
to be done ... heaps."

"There's plenty of time."

"I know, but--well, look at my clothes, for one thing.  I'm not fit to
be seen."

The girl breathed again.  Then--

"Oh, yes, you are, old chap.  Fitter than you think.  Besides, you
don't have to stay in London because you're going to a tailor."

"I know," said Anthony slowly.  "I know.  But it isn't only that.  You
see, my lady, when I came here to your house, it was as a footman....
And I think I'd better leave it as--well, no more than a friend.
That's a big enough step, in all conscience.  After a little--a very
little--I shall come, again, Valerie...."

His fingers closed about hers.

"You never came here as a footman," said the girl.  "You came as my
beloved.  You went out of the garden of _The Leather Bottel_ that very
first day--my lord.  What does it matter what else you were--are--will
be?  Oh, Anthony, you dear, honourable child...."

With his disengaged hand Lyveden covered his eyes.

"I meant to be so strong," he said humbly.  "God forgive me, I'm very
weak.  You see--I love you so."  His head bowed, he took hold of her
other hand.  "My lady, my beautiful lady, will you marry this lover of
yours--this irresolute child?"

"Yes," said Valerie, "I will."

Anthony fell upon both knees.

"I worship you," he said simply.  "Ever since that first day at the
inn, you've had my heart in your hands.  Sleeping, waking, your voice
has rung in my ears; and my eyes have seen you in the background--a
tall dark girl, with the air of a queen ... always ... always....
You've lighted pantries, you've honoured servants' halls, you've turned
a third-class carriage into a bower....  And, when I came to know you,
the face of the earth was changed.  I didn't know there was such a
being in all the world.  I don't think you ever were born: I think you
stepped out of a fairy tale some midsummer eve."  He stopped to lay his
head reverently upon the blue silk knees.  "And you--are--to be--my
wife....  In a few short weeks' time you're going to take my
name--stand all in white by my side--put off your glorious girlhood for
the last time, and go away--to live with me--for ever...."  The cool
firm fingers laid hold of his.  "Wherever I am, your footfalls will be
about me, your perfume will be in the air, your smile will gladden my
eyes....  Oh, Valerie, my love, my darling, my queen--you've made me a

Slowly Valerie led the strong rough palms up to her throat.

"If I've made you a king, lad," she breathed, "you mustn't kneel to me."

Getting upon his feet, Anthony pressed his lips to the slight fingers.

Valerie rose also.

"If I've made you a king, lad, you mustn't kiss my hand."

Anthony took her in his arms and looked into her eyes.

"I was wrong," he said, smiling.  "You didn't step out of your fairy
tale.  You never left it.  You've just invited me in."

Valerie put up her mouth.

      *      *      *      *      *

Nineteen days had slipped by--careless, halcyon days, the matchless
morning of a golden festival.

Jack and Jill were beyond imagination happy.

Lyveden had been prevailed upon to stay in Hampshire, and when he must
visit London, to return the same night.  I am not certain that these
days were not the best of all.  Valerie saw him off in the morning: the
two had all day to think upon their state; his home-coming at even
delivered a perfect reverie.

The last of these flying visits must be recorded, for it was unlike its
fellows, and, though I cannot answer for Lyveden, Valerie will remember
it always.

There is no doubt at all that Anthony was growing quite accustomed to
the liberal atmosphere of Lincoln's Inn Fields.  As he bent his steps
westward, he found the huge square admirable.  For comfortable dignity,
no other square he could remember compared with it.  This, he decided,
was because its sides were not too high for its area.  London, as a
whole, had grown up.  Had she grown outward instead, perhaps...  He
remembered suddenly that she had grown outward as well--out of all
conscience, since Pepys had taken pleasure in Lincoln's Inn Fields.
With a contented sigh Lyveden reflected that by nine-thirty that
evening he would be back at Bell Hammer.  The sweet smell of the
country, the song of the wind in tree-tops--above all, the abundance of
cool soft air, seemed to have become essential to his life.  For the
present, at any rate, he had no use for Town.  It choked him.  He was
glad, however, that his solicitor's office was in Lincoln's Inn

Some clock announced the hour--a quarter to four.  The ex-officer
quickened his pace.  Savile Row had to be visited, and Pall Mall.  Most
important of all, a coupe had to be proved....  Anthony's heart beat
faster.  The car was for Valerie.

As he left Kingsway behind, the gross belch of an 'Alarum' demanded
passage.  Anthony fell to wondering whether his sweet would not prefer
some other usher.  An 'Alarum' got there, of course; but it was
Rabelaisian.  Perhaps ...

The sound of a collision between two pedestrians disturbed his musing.

It was nothing.  Chin on shoulder, an errand-boy had collided with a
man in a silk hat.  Anthony was so close to the latter he could have
touched him.

The boy muttered an apology, and the man laughed.

"My fault as much as yours," he said lazily, and passed on.

It was Dr. Heron.

Anthony reeled against the wall.

Observing his movement, two typists squeaked with pretended alarm, and
then, giving him a wide berth, lurched on, convulsed with mirth and
clutching one another.

To the poor woman who approached him and asked if he were ill, Anthony
at first said nothing at all.  Then he replied dazedly that he was "all
right," and moved uncertainly away.

Arrived at the corner of Drury Lane, he hesitated, looking round
helplessly, as if he were not sure of his way.  Immediately opposite, a
large efficient-looking ironmonger's shop presented a plain, well-kept,
_familiar_ face....

Anthony stared at it with a dropped jaw.

The errand-boy, who had found his demeanour promising, and had been
loitering in the hope of developments, took up a good position in the
gutter and fairly drank Lyveden in.  Almost at once another of his
species joined him.

After a prolonged stare--

"Wot's 'e doin' of?" said the new-comer.  "Sayin' 'is prares?"

The other sniggered.

The noise aroused Anthony.  With an effort he straightened himself....
Then he walked unsteadily across the street and into the shop.

The manager came forward.

"Have those mattocks come in?"

For a second the man peered at him.  Then--

"Oh, Major Lyveden, isn't it?  Yes, sir.  Six 'Lightnin'' mattocks, it
was.  I sent you a card, sir, three weeks ago.  I've got the six on one
side for you, sir."

"I'll take them now."

"Certainly, sir."  He turned to an assistant and gave directions.
Then: "Excuse me, sir.  Jim!"

A boy came at a run.

"Fetch me that envelope off of the top o' my blottin'-pad.  It's pinned
there."  He turned to Lyveden.  "When you was 'ere last time, sir, you
dropped your ticket.  I kept it by, in case you come in again, thinkin'
you might be glad of it.  It ain't six months yet, sir, since you was
'ere, so it's still good."

A moment later Lyveden was looking fixedly at the return half of a
third-class ticket which had been issued at Chipping Norton.

"Thanks," he said slowly, slipping it into his pocket.  "I'm much

He paid for the goods and waited whilst a taxi was fetched.

Then he followed the mattocks into the cab, and told the surly driver
to go to Paddington....

Five hours later he staggered, rather than walked, along the wasted
track and up to the cottage door.

There had been no man to meet him, and the mattocks had made their
weight felt after the first two miles.  He laid them down thankfully.

For a moment he looked about him.

Behind him--over towards Girdle--the sun had just gone down.  And
Gramarye ...  Gramarye had never looked one half so beautiful....  All
her hard lines were gone.  Every sacred twig of her had put on a
wedding garment.  The wild mystery of the place had been exquisitely
veiled.  The majesty of desolation was in full dress.  Far as the eye
could reach, the toss of the glorious woods had become unspeakably
enriched... maddening....

His eyes glittering, Lyveden hugged himself in a paroxysm of glee.  The
man was just gloating....

Then he strode to the wood-shed.

"Well, Patch," he said cheerily.  "Has Patch been a good little----"

The sentence snapped off short.

For a moment Anthony stared at the empty staple.

Then he turned on his heel.

"Patch!" he cried sharply.  "Patch!"

After listening intently for a moment, he stepped hastily on to the
wasted track and began to whistle....

Presently, trembling with anxiety, he started to stumble along the
trail, whistling frantically....

      *      *      *      *      *

Seated in the hall at Bell Hammer, Valerie looked at the clock.  As she
did so, the faint crunch of wheels upon gravel told that the car was
leaving to meet the down train.  An instant later the clock struck
nine.  Miss French threaded her needle thoughtfully....

Curled by her side upon the sofa, a little white dog with a black patch
breathed stertorously.

A door opened, and a servant appeared with a letter.  This had been
expressed.  Valerie laid down her work, and, after a glance at the
envelope, opened it curiously.


_Do you know anything of Peter?  We only got back from America two days
ago, and when we rang up his club--he was living there while we were
away--they said they hadn't seen him since March.  Of course we're
frightfully worried.  He had the car with him, and we're trying to
trace that.  Oh, Valerie, father's just come in and said that the car's
been found at Carlisle.  In a garage there, and that two men left it to
be seen to a month ago, but the police think he bought it from them and
is afraid.  Please wire if you----_

With a crash the small table by her side upset its complement of
violets on to the parquet, there was a wild scrabble of paws, and Patch
was at the front door, snuffing the sill and whining tremulously....

Valerie got upon her feet.

"What is it, Patch?" she said.  "He isn't here yet."

For a second the terrier listened.

The next moment he was almost beating himself against the woodwork.

Letter in hand, Valerie crossed the hall and opened the door.

The dog rushed out into the drive.

For a moment he stood there, plainly straining his ears.

An instant later he was flying down the avenue....

      *      *      *      *      *

The glow of the sunset faded.  Evening gave way to dusk.  Night stole
into her throne-room....  One by one, men, spent with their labour,
went to their rest.  Pillowed upon the bosom of the country-side,
villages fell asleep.  And through them, while they slept, a little
white dog went pelting breathlessly under the cold moonlight--now
running, now dropping to a fast walk, now hesitating, now plunging on
desperately, sometimes to the east, sometimes to the west, but in the
main northward ...  due north, sirs ...  in the direction of the
Cotswold Hills.


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