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Title: Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift - Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734
Author: Daly, J. Bowles (John Bowles), Swift, Jonathan, 1667-1745
Language: English
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(_Irish Tracts, 1720 To 1734._)



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  INTRODUCTION                                                 1

  THE DRAPIER'S LETTERS                                       25

  THE ADDRESS TO THE JURY                                    131

  SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA                              137

  ANSWER TO A PAPER                                          142

  MAXIMS CONTROLLED                                          151

  A SHORT VIEW OF THE STATE OF IRELAND, 1727                 162

  THE STORY OF THE INJURED LADY                              174

  THE ANSWER TO THE INJURED LADY                             184

  WEAVERS                                                    187

  OF IRELAND                                                 198


  MANUFACTURES." 1720                                        227

  A MODEST PROPOSAL. 1729                                    240

  LEGION CLUB, 1736                                          254

  ON DOING GOOD                                              264



The shifting combinations of party, from the settlement of the
constitution at the Revolution to a later period, is an attractive study
to any who wish to find the origin of abuses which have long vexed the
political life of England. Besides, it is wholesome and instructive to be
carried away from the modern difficulty to the broader issues which have
gradually led to the present complication.

William III. was a Whig, and his successor a Tory, but except for short
periods no Tory party was able in either reign to carry on the government
upon Tory principles. William made no complete change of ministry during
his reign, only modifying its composition according to what appeared the
prevailing sentiment of the parliament or the nation. It was composed of
both parties; the Whigs predominated till the close of the reign, when
their opponents acquired ascendency. Anne's first ministry was Tory, but a
change was soon wrought by a favourite of the court who happened to be a
Whig and who soon turned the scale. Some knowledge of the character of the
monarch is indispensable to a clear understanding of the times. In 1702,
Anne ascended the throne. The queen's notions of government were those of
her family--narrow and despotic. She would have been as arbitrary in her
conduct as Elizabeth, but that her actions were restrained by the
imbecility of her mind. The queen was the constant slave of favourites
who, in their turn, were the tools of intriguing politicians. Events of
the greatest importance were crowded into the short space of the twelve
years which covered her reign, and the most distinguished intellects
adorned the period.

It was because the queen was fascinated by the Duchess of Marlborough that
her reign was adorned by the glories of Ramillies and Blenheim: it was
because Mrs. Abigail Masham artfully supplanted her benefactress in royal
favour, that a stop was put to the war which ravaged the Continent, while
by a chambermaid's intrigue Bolingbroke triumphed over his rival, the Earl
of Oxford.

During the first part of Anne's reign, Marlborough was paramount in the
Houses of Parliament and his wife in the closet. The Tories came into
power on the queen's accession, with Marlborough and Godolphin as leaders.
They substantially maintained the policy of King William in prosecuting
the war with France, which resulted in making England illustrious in

Whig principles soon acquired a decided majority in the House, when an act
of national importance took place, the effect of which thrilled the
empire. The queen and the duchess quarrelled, and the intriguing
waiting-maid stepped into the latter's place. Besides the queen's whims
she had a superstitious reverence for the Church; and had been taught to
regard the Whigs as Republicans and Dissenters, who wished to subvert the
monarchy. Harley traded on this weakness through the instrumentality of
Mrs. Masham. This lady was used by him to oust Marlborough and Godolphin,
and she continued the tool of Harley and St. John, who now became the
chiefs of the new ministry. A jealousy between these two ministers
afterwards sprang up, which finally resulted in a quarrel and separation.
St. John, created Viscount Bolingbroke, plotted with Mrs. Masham to
procure the crown for the Pretender, but the cabal oozed out and alarmed
the Tories. The last night of the queen's life was spent in listening to
an open quarrel between the waiting-maid and the minister. At two o'clock
in the morning she went out of the room to die; she had strength, however,
to defeat the schemers by consigning the staff of state to Lord
Shrewsbury. "Take it," she said, "for the good of my country." They were
the last, perhaps the most pathetic words of her life. When Bolingbroke
was defeated, the Whigs came into power and continued in office till the
reign of George III.

It was during the reign of William III. that Swift began his political
career as a Whig. His patron, Sir William Temple, introduced him to the
king, who was so impressed with his talents that he offered to make him a
captain of dragoons. Had he accepted this offer, he might have become a
second Cromwell. As this distinction was declined, the king promised to
see to his future interest. On the death of Temple, Swift edited the works
of his patron, dedicated them to the sovereign, and reminded him of his
promise. Neither the dedication nor the memorial was noticed. Swift had to
fall back on the post of chaplain and private secretary to the Earl of
Berkeley, one of the Lords Justices of Ireland. He became a political
writer on the side of the Whigs, and associated with Addison, Steele, and
Halifax. From the party leaders he received scores of promises and in the
end was neglected. The cup of preferment was twice dashed from his hand;
on the first occasion when Lord Berkeley would have given him a bishopric,
his name was vetoed by the Primate on the grounds of his youth, and on the
second when he was named for a vacant canonry, but at the last moment the
prize was given to another.

During Anne's reign Swift paid frequent visits to England, and became
closely connected with the leading Tories. In 1710 he broke with the Whigs
and united with Harley and the Tory administration. The five last years of
Anne's government found him playing a prominent part in English politics
as the leading political writer of the Tories. He was on terms of the
closest intimacy with Oxford (Harley) and Bolingbroke, and attempted to
heal the breach between the rival statesmen. He helped the Tories in a
paper called the _Examiner_, upholding the policy of the ministers and
supplying his party with the arguments they would have used if they had
had the brains to think of them. This series of articles culminated in the
"Conduct of the Allies," a pamphlet which brought about the disgrace of
Marlborough and made the peace popular. In it the author denounced the war
as the plot of a ring of Whig stock-jobbers and monied men. These weekly
papers in the _Examiner_ produced a great effect upon the public mind and
called forth a multitude of opponents. Swift gave the Press the wonderful
position it holds now. He almost created the "leading article;" and though
his contributions will not bear comparison with the light style of our own
day, they suited his times. They were written in a plain, homely style,
for Swift had a thorough contempt for abstract thought and abstract
politics; indeed, his low estimate of men convinced him that they were
about as good for flying as for thinking. Mr. Leslie Stephen aptly states
that Swift's pamphlets were rather "blows than words;" he had serious
political effects to produce, and what he had to prove it was necessary to
say in plain words, for honest Tory squires of the country party to
understand and obey.

The _Examiner_, the _Medley_, the _Tattler_, and the pamphlets of that day
bear no analogy to the modern newspaper; their influence did not penetrate
to the lower classes of the community, who were still without education.

Swift is condemned by many who are not conversant with his character, his
writings, or the times in which he lived. In detached views, no man was
more liable to be misunderstood; his individual acts must be compared
with his entire conduct, in order to give him his proper place in the
gallery of historical characters. The charge of deserting his party is
answered by Dr. Johnson, whose evidence is of greater value as he never
professed to be his friend. "Swift, by early education, had been
associated with the Whigs; but he deserted them when they deserted their
principles, yet he never ran into the opposite extreme; for he continued
throughout his life to retain the disposition which he assigned to the
Church of England man, of thinking commonly with the Whigs of the State
and with the Tories of the Church."

"Swift," say his opponents, "rails at the whole human race;" so he does,
and so do we all, at particular times and seasons; when long experience
has shown us the selfishness of some, the hollowness of others, and the
base ingratitude of the world. Not having lifted his voice in protestation
against the terrible penal laws inflicted on his Catholic brethren, and
enacted before his door, is, perhaps, the heaviest indictment brought
against his name, and the one which, on examination, will prove the most
futile. He was the last man who, from his connection with a discarded Tory
party, could have taken action with any effect; for if he had made the
attempt, and if complaints had originated from it, they would have been
interpreted into murmurs of rebellion. One revolt had been put down in
Scotland, in which it was supposed that every Catholic in Ireland was
implicated, and another which was hatching in the country, broke out in
1745; consequently, any interference of Swift on behalf of the Roman
Catholics would have drawn upon him the total displeasure of the
government and have caused him to be voted an enemy to his country, as was
done in the case of Lucas, twenty years after. His words on another
occasion show that he was not wanting in sympathy towards the native
Irish. "The English should be ashamed of the reproaches they cast on their
ignorance, dullness, and want of courage; defects arising only from the
poverty and slavery they suffer from their inhuman neighbours, and the
base, corrupt spirit of too many of the gentry. By such treatment as this
the very Grecians are grown slavish, ignorant, and superstitious. I do
assert that from several experiments I have made in travelling in both
England and Ireland, I have found the poor cottagers in the latter
kingdom, who could speak our language, to have a much better natural taste
for good sense, humour, and raillery than ever I observed among people of
the sort in England. But the million of oppressions the national Irish lie
under, the tyranny of their landlords, the ridiculous zeal of their
priests and the general misery of the whole nation, have been enough to
damp the best spirits under the sun."

When Swift's friends were out of power, Oxford no longer at Court and
Bolingbroke in exile, he returned to Ireland, and after visiting several
parts of the country, and making himself acquainted with the exact
condition of the people, he took up the cause of Ireland with a vigour
rarely exhibited by any patriot. The last twenty-five years of his sane
life were given to his country, during which time he devoted almost all
his energy to Irish concerns. His stern sense of justice prompted him to
lay bare the wrongs of his native land with the cool calculation of a
banker examining accounts, or that of a surgeon cutting open a tumour. His
letters, pamphlets, and sermons are full of allusions to the miseries and
disabilities of the Irish. In writing to Pope, he disclaims the title of
Patriot, and gives us exactly his motive. "What I do," he says, "is owing
to perfect rage and resentment, and the mortifying sight of slavery,
folly, and baseness about me, among which I am forced to live." It is said
that he was a disappointed, mortified man. I allow he was. Swift was
ill-used as well as his country. Was he therefore not to resent the
injuries offered her because wrongs were heaped on himself, or, after
remaining quiet under the disappointments of years, are we to suppose
that at the end of that period his own private grievances ceased to be
intolerable, and that the public provocations which became urgent had no
effect upon him?

About 1720, a narrow, exclusive clique governed Ireland in avowed contempt
of all phases of Irish opinion. The need of reform had occupied the
attention only of an insignificant handful. None had yet succeeded in
rousing a national spirit to resist the people's wrongs, an
over-insistence of which wrongs was looked upon as veiled Jacobitism. No
doubt Swift's first motive was opposition to Walpole and his party. He
looked back with bitterness to the fall of his friends. He disliked the
cant of the Whigs and their travesty of liberty; from that moment his real
interest in Ireland began. Swift scorned Jacobitism, and had a righteous
contempt for "divine right and absolute prerogative." He justified the
Revolution; was opposed to a Popish successor; had a mortal antipathy to a
standing army in time of peace; desired that parliaments should be annual;
disliked the monied interest in opposition to the territorial; feared the
growth of the national debt; and dreaded further encroachments on the
liberty of the subject. He believed the Whig government of Ireland to be
founded on corruption. All these opinions went to swell the current of
his indignation against Irish wrongs, and it was in consequence of them
that he lashed the government with his scorpion pen.

The papers written by Swift during the years 1720 to 1734 are now little
studied by the people or their representatives; nevertheless, if carefully
examined, they will be found useful in throwing light upon the unsolved
problem. They deal with everything connected with the country: with banks,
currency, agriculture, fisheries, grazing, beggars, planting,
bog-reclaiming and road-making; and all in a style peculiarly his own, a
style seldom equalled and never surpassed. His pictures of the state of
the country present curious parallels to what we find to-day. There are,
of course, references to grievances which have long ceased to exist; such
as the penal laws, and the restriction on trade, but there are many
long-standing evils which are not much better now than they were in
Swift's day. The rack-renting, absentee landlords are more numerous in
1887 than they were in 1730, while the improvements effected by the
tenants were as much a dead loss of capital in the time of Swift, as in
the days of Gladstone.

The secret of Swift's forcible utterances is that he infused himself into
everything he wrote; and his writings, in consequence, exhibit, not merely
his intellectual power, but also his moral nature, his principles, his
prejudices, even his temper. Swift possessed the most masculine intellect
of his age, and was the most earnest thinker of his times. He wrote like a
man of the world, and a gentleman; scorning the conceits of rhetorical
flourish, and never stooping to _ad misericordiam_ appeals for sympathy.

Of all writers of the English language, his style most approximates to
that of the old orators of Greece in force, rapidity, directness,
dexterity, luminous statement, and honest homeliness. The reader is
impelled with his vigour, as a soldier by the blast of a trumpet; while
his feelings are captivated by his author's manifest sincerity; his
outburst of derisive scorn and withering invective, alternately heat and
chill the blood. Perhaps his merit is most revealed in the profound
sagacity of his political observations, infusing into his country that
spirit which enabled her to demand those rights she at last established.
Swift's character rose in Ireland with his defence of it in 1724; for, by
his conduct then, he acquired an esteem and influence which can never be
forgotten. The question of consideration at that day was not whether
Wood's halfpence were good or bad:--the question was, whether an
enterprising manufacturer of copper should prevail against Ireland. An
insulting patent, obtained in the most insidious way, was issued by the
British Cabinet without consulting the legitimate rulers of the country.
Against it the grand juries protested, the corporations protested, the
Irish parliament protested. All failed. At last there stood forth a
private clergyman, whose party was proscribed and himself persecuted, and
he carried the country at his back and forced the British minister to
retire within his trenches. Ireland, trampled on by a British minister, by
a British and Irish parliament; Ireland that had lost her trade, her
judicature, her parliament; sunk with the weight of oppression, prevails
under the direction of a solitary priest, who not only inspired but
instructed his countrymen in a magnificent vindication of their liberty
and the most noble repudiation of dependence ever taught a nation; telling
them, "that by the law of God, of nature, of nations, and of their country
they are and ought to be as free a people as their brethren in England."

The patriot rose above the divine. He taught his country to protest
against her grievances, and gave her a spirit by which she redressed them.
Besides, he created a public opinion in "a nation of slaves" and used it
as a political force against a vicious system of government. "For my own
part," says Swift, referring to the imposition of the copper coinage, "who
am but a man of obscure condition, I do solemnly declare in the presence
of Almighty God that I will suffer the most ignominious torturing death,
rather than submit to receive this accursed coin, or any other that shall
be liable to these objections, until they shall be forced upon me by a law
of my own country, and if that shall ever happen, I will transport myself
into some foreign land, and eat the bread of poverty among a free people."

And who was this man who touched with fire the hearts of a nation and
played on their feelings as a skilful musician runs his fingers over the
keys of an instrument? A simple journalist, of obscure origin, without
rank or station, with nothing but a beggarly Irish living to fall back
upon, yet endowed with heaven-born genius and the pride of an insulted
god. He treated art like man: with the same sovereign pride scribbling his
articles in haste, scorning the wretched necessity for reading them over,
putting his name to nothing he wrote; letting every piece make its way on
its own merits, recommended by none. Swift had the soul of a dictator and
the heart of a woman.

This self-devouring heart could not understand the callousness and
indifference of the world. He asked: "Do not the corruptions and
villainies of men eat your flesh and consume your spirits?" Swift, like
his great Master, was moved by compassion for the multitude. He knew what
poverty and scorn were, even at an age when the mind expands and the path
of life is sown with generous hopes. At that time, his career was crushed
with the iron ring of poverty; maintained by the alms of his family;
secretary to a flattered, gouty courtier, at the magnificent salary of
20_l._ a year, and a seat at the servants' table: obliged to submit to the
whims of my lord and the fancies of an acidulous virgin, my lord's sister;
lured with false hopes; and forced, after an attempt at independence, to
resume the livery which scorched his soul. When writing his directions to
servants, he was relating with bitterness what he himself had suffered;
his proud heart bursting at the memory of indignities received while his
lips were locked. Under an outward calm, a tempest of wrath and desire
lashed his soul. Twenty years of insult and humiliation, the inner tempest
raging, as all his brilliant dreams faded from hope deferred;--such was
the man who moved his country to its centre and won her eternal gratitude.

In discussing the burning topics of the day, Swift had against him the
king, his parliament, and all the people of England, together with the
Irish government and the Irish judges. The Irish parliament, whose cause
he defended, could not have saved him: that sycophant assembly could not
save itself, and was besides so lowered and debased by the over-ruling
power of England, that it was more likely to become his prosecutor than
his protector. Swift stood like Atlas, unmoved, and so laid the foundation
of his country's liberty.

"Swift was honoured," says Johnson, "by the populace of Ireland as their
champion, patron, and instructor, and gained such power as, considered
both in its extent and duration, scarce any man has ever enjoyed without
greater wealth or higher station. The benefit was indeed great. He had
rescued Ireland from a very oppressive and predatory invasion: and the
popularity which he had gained he was very diligent to keep, by appearing
forward and zealous on every occasion when the public interest was
supposed to be involved. He showed clearly that wit, confederated with
truth, had such fire as authority was not able to resist. He said truly of
himself that Ireland was his debtor. It was from this time, when he first
began to patronize the Irish, that they may date their riches and
prosperity. He taught them first to know their own interest, their weight
and their strength; and gave them spirit to assert that equality with
their fellow-subjects, to which they have ever since been making vigorous
advances, and to claim those rights which they have at last established.
Nor can they be charged with ingratitude to their benefactor, for they
reverenced him as a guardian and obeyed him as a dictator."

The birth of political and patriotic spirit in Ireland may be traced to
the "Drapier's Letters." No agitation that has since taken place in the
country has been so immediately and completely successful. The whole power
of the English government was found ineffectual to cope with the
opposition that had been roused, and marshalled by one man. The Letters
brought Swift fame and influence, and from the date of their publication,
he became the most powerful and popular man in Ireland. The Irish obeyed
his words as if they were the fiat of an oracle.

Swift was no hack writer, lending his pen to any administration that paid
for his services; his individuality placed him above the herd of writers,
and he scorned to be used in this way. When Harley sent him a 50_l._
cheque for his first articles in the _Examiner_, he returned it, and
haughtily demanded an apology, which was promptly given. He warned the
ministers that he acted with them on terms of equality, and that he would
not tolerate even coldness on their part; "for it is what I would hardly
bear from a crowned head; no subject's favour was worth it." He
afterwards explained, "If we let these great ministers pretend too much,
there will be no governing them."

After the publication of the fourth Drapier's Letter, the government
offered a reward for the apprehension of the printer; Swift was so enraged
at this proceeding that he suddenly entered the reception-room, elbowed
his way up to the Lord-Lieutenant, and, with indignation on his
countenance and thunder in his voice, said: "So, my Lord, this is a
glorious exploit you performed yesterday in suffering a proclamation
against a poor shop-keeper, whose only crime is an honest endeavour to
save his country from ruin;" and then added, with a bitter laugh, "I
suppose your lordship will expect a statue in copper for your services to
Mr. Wood."

The accession of George I. exiled Swift to Ireland, at that time the most
impoverished country on the face of the globe. Swift regarded Dublin as a
"good enough place to die in." No wonder, when he showed that there were
not found in it five gentlemen who could give a dinner at which a scholar
and gentleman could find congenial companionship. Ireland then was in a
state of national ruin and semi-barbarism; one of the most palpable evils
of Irish life was absenteeism. It was the habit of the English officials
elected to remunerative offices, to employ a deputy to perform the duty on
the tenth of the salary--to come over in batches, landing at Ringsend on
Saturday night, receiving the sacrament at the nearest church on Sunday
morning, taking the oaths on Monday in the Courts, and setting sail for
England in the afternoon, leaving no trace of their existence in Ireland,
save their names on the civil list as recipients of a salary.

Out of a total rental of 1,800,000_l._ about 600,000_l._ was spent in
England. There was nothing to encourage a landlord to live in the country;
no political career was open to him; all the offices in his country went
to strangers. He was without education or any intellectual interest;
nothing was left him but lavish displays of brutal luxury, endless
carouses, and barbaric hospitality. The Irish landlords were despised for
their rude manners by the fresh importations from England; they repaid
this contempt on their tenants.

The vast majority of the Catholics were without the protection of the law;
absolutely ignorant and sunk in an abyss of poverty. The poor peasant, as
soon as the potatoes were planted, shut up his damp, smoky hut, and
started soliciting alms through the country: idle and lazy, he wandered
from house to house. Begging became a recognized profession. Adepts were
hired to complete the family group, and these shared the spoils of the
season; girls were debauched, in order that they might, as fictitious
widows, move compassion and earn alms. In winter they camped together in
companies; the length and breadth of the country was cursed with a brood
of hedgers, born of adultery and incest, herding together in troops, when
the ties of relationship were as completely lost as in a herd of cattle.

The English clique at the Castle were too much occupied in checking
fancied disaffection and dispensing patronage to secure the support of
hungry partisans, to care for the welfare of the masses. The local gentry,
despised by the governing clique, allowed matters to drift from bad to
worse. The better part of the population left the country in disgust. Such
was the condition of Ireland when Swift stood out as its defender. The
wrongs of Ireland cried to heaven for adjustment.

Since the days of Charles II. the Irish had been forbidden to seek a
market in England for their cattle. Since the last years of William III.
harsh laws crushed out the woollen trade, restricting it to a precarious
market formed by a contraband trade with France, every year getting worse.
Misery wanted only a voice to utter its lamentation. Swift assumed this
function in his "Proposal for the universal use of manufactures,"
published in 1720. Comments on the pamphlets are needless.

The evil of absenteeism was of ancient date and the efforts to eradicate
it still older. By a statute of Richard II., two-thirds of the estate of
an absentee were forfeited to the Crown. The Lancastrian kings pursued the
same policy. Henry VIII. made a strong effort to correct the abuse, by
resuming whole Irish estates of some English nobles who were habitual
absentees. Under the early Stuarts the same course was pursued, but the
evil continues to our own day without any abatement. In Swift's time,
residence had not been encouraged; statutes to enforce it remained on the
statute-book, but they were a dead letter. The landlord drew the rent from
Ireland, without helping to pay the taxes. He spent it in England and
frequently more than the amount, leaving the estates encumbered with
mortgages in the hands of English mortgagees. The holder of an Irish
office thought only of its emoluments, and was indignant at any suggestion
of living in the country burdened with his support, and nominally entitled
to his services. The land was reduced to a state of bankruptcy and
desolation; famine swept through it, and the people were perishing in
thousands. It was at this terrible juncture that Swift put forth in
despair his "Modest Proposal," one of the last efforts of his marvellous
genius, and it shamed the government into taking some steps to redress the
suffering which prevailed.

"Swift's pieces relating to Ireland," says Edmund Burke, "are those of a
public nature, in which the Dean appears, as usual, in the best light,
because they do honour to his heart as well as his head, furnishing some
additional proofs, that though he was very free in his abuse of the
inhabitants of that country, as well natives as foreigners, he had their
interest sincerely at heart, and perfectly understood it. His sermon on
doing good, though peculiarly adapted to Ireland, and Wood's design upon
it, contains perhaps the best motives to Patriotism that was ever
delivered within so small a compass."

There is no need to refer here to the other works of genius that came from
his pen; they are well known. The object of the present writer is to deal
exclusively with what has reference to Ireland, and while exhibiting Swift
as a patriot, no attempt is made to exclude his faults or deny his
imperfections; those faults were redeemed by devoted friendship and noble

His friendship with Addison continued till the day of his death, and so
strong was the bond between them, that when the two met for an evening,
they never wished for a third person to support or enliven the
conversation. Of him, Pope said:--"Nothing of you can die; nothing of you
can decay; nothing of you can suffer; nothing of you can be obscured or
locked up from esteem and admiration, except what is at the Deanery. May
the rest of you be as happy hereafter as honest men may expect and need
not doubt, while they know that their Maker is merciful." One can imagine
how dear he was to those friends, when Bolingbroke writes:--"I love you
for a thousand things, for none more than for the just esteem and love
which you have for all the sons of Adam." No one esteemed Swift more than
Lord Carteret, who, when hearing of his illness, wrote:--"That you may
enjoy the continuation of all happiness is my wish. As to futurity I know
your name will be remembered, when the names of Kings, Lord-Lieutenants,
Archbishops, and Parliamentary politicians will be forgotten. At last you
yourself must fall into oblivion, which may be less than one thousand
years, though the term may be uncertain and will depend on the progress
that barbarity and ignorance may make, notwithstanding the sedulous
endeavours of the great Prelates in this and succeeding ages."

The account of Swift thus coming from men of the greatest genius of their
age, carries with it incontestable evidence in his favour, and completely
pulverizes the slanderous accusations heaped on him by his enemies. The
manly tone of his writing penetrated the character of the whole English
colony and bore fruit, long after the proud heart was laid at rest in the
great Irish cathedral. The place is marked by an inscription written by
himself, and touchingly refers to a time when the heart can no longer be
tortured with fierce indignation born from the contemplation of licensed
injustice. The character of Swift has long been vindicated, for animosity
perishes, but humanity is eternal.


There was a lack of copper coin in Ireland, which hampered the small
transactions of the poor, and rendered the payment of weekly or daily
wages a matter of difficulty. This want was reported to the English
Cabinet; it was taken up, not as a grievance to be met with redress, but
as a new opportunity for a job. A patent to make a copper coinage was
granted to William Wood, a gentleman whose antecedents were not
creditable. According to the habits of the day, the patent had to pass
through various officials, each of whom had doubtless to be paid: a sort
of black-mail on the transaction. The amount of the coinage had to be
large to enable Wood to recoup himself and make his own profit. It was
fixed at 108,000_l._, a sum vastly in excess of its need. The greatest
share of the plunder was to fall to the king's mistress. The Duchess of
Kendal was to receive 10,000_l._ from Wood, to whom she farmed the patent.
It was from the bottom to the top a scandalous job, and to add to its
depravity, it was passed without consulting the responsible governors of
the country. It was only when all efforts to defeat its passage were
concluded, that Swift stepped in. The indignation of the country had
risen to boiling-point; he gave it a voice. In describing the patent,
Swift exaggerated its consequences. It is absurd to suppose that what he
said of it was absolutely true, or that Swift thought it to be true. His
object was to put a scandalous transaction in the grossest aspect
possible. Swift adopted the ordinary recognized methods of political
controversy. Apart from exaggeration, there was enough of injustice in the
matter to justify any language which would tend to remove it.


_To the Tradesmen, Shopkeepers, Farmers, and Country-people in general, of
the Kingdom of Ireland_,

Concerning the brass halfpence coined by one William Wood, Hardwareman,
with a design to have them pass in this kingdom!

Wherein is shewn the power of his Patent, the value of his Halfpence, and
how far every person may be obliged to take the same in payments, and how
to behave himself, in case such an attempt should be made by Wood, or any
other person.


By M. B., DRAPIER, 1724.


What I intend now to say to you, is, next to your duty to God, and the
care of your salvation, of the greatest concern to yourselves and your
children; your bread and clothing, and every common necessary of life,
depend entirely upon it. Therefore I do most earnestly exhort you as men,
as Christians, as parents, and as lovers of your country, to read this
paper with the utmost attention, or get it read to you by others; which,
that you may do at the less expense, I have ordered the printer to sell it
at the lowest rate.

It is a great fault among you, that when a person writes with no other
intention than to do you good, you will not be at the pains to read his
advices. One copy of this paper may serve a dozen of you, which will be
less than a farthing apiece. It is your folly, that you have no common or
general interest in your view, not even the wisest among you; neither do
you know, or inquire, or care, who are your friends, or who are your

About four years ago, a little book was written to advise all people to
wear the manufactures of this our own dear country.[1] It had no other
design, said nothing against the King or Parliament, or any persons
whatever; yet the poor printer was prosecuted two years with the utmost
violence, and even some weavers themselves (for whose sake it was
written), being upon the JURY, found him guilty. This would be enough to
discourage any man from endeavouring to do you good, when you will either
neglect him, or fly in his face for his pains, and when he must expect
only danger to himself, and to be fined and imprisoned, perhaps to his

However, I cannot but warn you once more of the manifest destruction
before your eyes, if you do not behave yourself, as you ought.

I will therefore first tell you the plain story of the fact, and then I
will lay before you how you ought to act, in common prudence according to
the laws of your country.

The fact is this: It having been many years since COPPER HALFPENCE OR
FARTHINGS were last coined in this kingdom, they have been for some time
very scarce, and many counterfeits passed about under the name of _raps_,
several applications were made to England that we might have liberty to
coin new ones, as in former times we did; but they did not succeed. At
last, one Mr. Wood, a mean ordinary man, a hardware dealer, procured a
patent under his Majesty's broad seal to coin 108,000_l._[2] in copper for
this kingdom; which patent, however, did not oblige any one here to take
them, unless they pleased. Now you must know, that the halfpence and
farthings in England pass for very little more than they are worth; and if
you should beat them to pieces, and sell them to the brazier, you would
not lose much above a penny in a shilling. But Mr. Wood made his halfpence
of such base metal, and so much smaller than the English ones, that the
brazier would not give you above a penny of good money for a shilling of
his; so that this sum of 108,000_l._ in good gold and silver, must be
given for trash, that will not be worth eight or nine thousand pounds real
value. But this is not the worst; for Mr. Wood, when he pleases, may, by
stealth, send over another 108,000_l._, and buy all our goods for eleven
parts in twelve under the value. For example, if a hatter sells a dozen of
hats for five shillings apiece, which amounts to three pounds, and
receives the payment in Wood's coin, he really receives only the value of
five shillings.

Perhaps you will wonder how such an ordinary fellow as this Mr. Wood could
have so much interest as to get his Majesty's broad seal for so great a
sum of bad money to be sent to this poor country; and that all the
nobility and gentry here could not obtain the same favour, and let us make
our own halfpence, as we used to do. Now I will make that matter very
plain: We are at a great distance from the King's court, and have nobody
there to solicit for us, although a great number of lords and 'squires,
whose estates are here, and are our countrymen, spend all their lives and
fortunes there; but this same Mr. Wood was able to attend constantly for
his own interest; he is an Englishman, and had great friends; and, it
seems, knew very well where to give money to those that would speak to
others, that could speak to the King, and would tell a fair story. And his
Majesty, and perhaps the great lord or lords who advise him, might think
it was for our country's good; and so, as the lawyers express it, "The
King was deceived in his grant," which often happens in all reigns. And I
am sure if his Majesty knew that such a patent, if it should take effect
according to the desire of Mr. Wood, would utterly ruin this kingdom,
which has given such great proofs of its loyalty, he would immediately
recall it, and perhaps show his displeasure to somebody or other; but a
word to the wise is enough. Most of you must have heard with what anger
our honourable House of Commons received an account of this Wood's patent.
There were several fine speeches made upon it, and plain proofs that it
was all a wicked cheat from the bottom to the top; and several smart votes
were printed, which that same Wood had the assurance to answer likewise in
print; and in so confident a way, as if he were a better man than our
whole Parliament put together.

This Wood, as soon as his patent was passed, or soon after, sends over a
great many barrels of those halfpence to Cork, and other seaport towns;
and to get them off, offered a hundred pounds in his coin, for seventy or
eighty in silver; but the collectors of the King's customs very honestly
refused to take them, and so did almost everybody else. And since the
Parliament has condemned them, and desired the King that they might be
stopped, all the kingdom do abominate them.

But Wood is still working underhand to force his halfpence upon us; and if
he can, by the help of his friends in England, prevail so far as to get an
order, that the commissioners and collectors of the King's money shall
receive them, and that the army is to be paid with them, then he thinks
his work shall be done. And this is the difficulty you will be under in
such a case: for the common soldier, when he goes to the market, or
alehouse, will offer this money; and if it be refused, perhaps he will
swagger and hector, and threaten to beat the butcher or ale-wife, or take
the goods by force, and throw them the bad halfpence. In this and the like
cases, the shopkeeper or victualler, or any other tradesman, has no more
to do, than to demand ten times the price of his goods, if it is to be
paid in Wood's money; for example, twenty pence of that money for a quart
of ale and so in all things else, and not part with his goods till he gets
the money.

For, suppose you go to an ale-house with that base money, and the landlord
gives you a quart for four of those halfpence, what must the victualler
do? his brewer will not be paid in that coin; or, if the brewer should be
such a fool, the farmers will not take it from them for their bere,[3]
because they are bound, by their leases, to pay their rent in good and
lawful money of England; which this is not, nor of Ireland neither; and
the 'squire, their landlord, will never be so bewitched to take such trash
for his land; so that it must certainly stop somewhere or other; and
wherever it stops, it is the same thing, and we are all undone.

The common weight of these halfpence is between four and five to an
ounce--suppose five, then three shillings and four pence will weigh a
pound, and consequently twenty shillings will weigh six pounds butter
weight. Now there are many hundred farmers, who pay two hundred pounds a
year rent; therefore, when one of these farmers comes with his half-year's
rent, which is one hundred pounds, it will be at least six hundred
pounds' weight, which is three horses' load.

If a 'squire has a mind to come to town to buy clothes and wine, and
spices for himself and family, or perhaps to pass the winter here, he must
bring with him five or six horses well loaden with sacks, as the farmers
bring their corn; and when his lady comes in her coach to our shops, it
must be followed by a car loaded with Mr. Wood's money. And I hope we
shall have the grace to take it for no more than it is worth.

They say 'Squire Conolly[4] has sixteen thousand pounds a-year; now, if he
sends for his rent to town, as it is likely he does, he must have two
hundred and fifty horses to bring up his half-year's rent, and two or
three great cellars in his house for stowage. But what the bankers will do
I cannot tell; for I am assured, that some great bankers keep by them
forty thousand pounds in ready cash, to answer all payments; which sum, in
Mr. Wood's money, would require twelve hundred horses to carry it.

For my own part, I am already resolved what to do; I have a pretty good
shop of Irish stuffs and silks; and instead of taking Mr. Wood's bad
copper, I intend to truck with my neighbours, the butchers, and bakers,
and brewers, and the rest, goods for goods; and the little gold and
silver I have, I will keep by me, like my heart's blood, till better
times, or until I am just ready to starve; and then I will buy Mr. Wood's
money, as my father did the brass money in King James's time,[5] who could
buy ten pounds of it with a guinea; and I hope to get as much for a
pistole, and so purchase bread from those who will be such fools as to
sell it me. These halfpence, if they once pass, will soon be
counterfeited, because it may be cheaply done, the stuff is so base. The
Dutch, likewise, will probably do the same thing, and send them over to us
to pay for our goods; and Mr. Wood will never be at rest, but coin on: so
that in some years we shall have at least five times 108,000_l._ of this
lumber. Now the current money of this kingdom is not reckoned to be above
four hundred thousand pounds in all; and while there is a silver sixpence
left, these bloodsuckers will never be quiet. When once the kingdom is
reduced to such a condition, I will tell you what must be the end: the
gentlemen of estates will all turn off their tenants for want of payments,
because, as I told you before, the tenants are obliged by their leases to
pay sterling, which is lawful current money of England; then they will
turn their own farmers, as too many of them do already, run all into
sheep, where they can, keeping only such other cattle as are necessary;
then they will be their own merchants, and send their wool, and butter,
and hides, and linen beyond sea, for ready money, and wine, and spices,
and silks. They will keep only a few miserable cottagers; the farmers must
rob, or beg, or leave their country; the shopkeepers in this, and every
other town, must break and starve; for it is the landed man that maintains
the merchant, and shopkeeper, and handicraftsman.

But when the 'squire turns farmer and merchant himself, all the good money
he gets from abroad he will hoard up to send for England, and keep some
poor tailor or weaver and the like in his own house, who will be glad to
get bread at any rate.

I should never have done, if I were to tell you all the miseries that we
shall undergo, if we be so foolish and wicked as to take this cursed coin.
It would be very hard if all Ireland should be put into one scale, and
this sorry fellow, Wood, into the other; that Mr. Wood should weigh down
this whole kingdom, by which England gets above a million of good money
every year clear into their pockets; and that is more than the English do
by all the world besides.

But your great comfort is, that as his Majesty's patent does not oblige
you to take this money, so the laws have not given the crown a power of
forcing the subject to take what money the King pleases; for then, by the
same reason, we might be bound to take pebble-stones, or cockle-shells, or
stamped leather, for current coin, if ever we should happen to live under
an ill prince; who might likewise, by the same power, make a guinea pass
for ten pounds, a shilling for twenty shillings, and so on; by which he
would, in a short time, get all the silver and gold of the kingdom into
his own hands, and leave us nothing but brass or leather, or what he
pleased. Neither is anything reckoned more cruel and oppressive in the
French government than their common practice of calling in all their
money, after they have sunk it very low, and then coining it anew at a
much higher value; which, however, is not the thousandth part so wicked as
this abominable project of Mr. Wood. For the French give their subjects
silver for silver, and gold for gold; but this fellow will not so much as
give us good brass or copper for our gold and silver, nor even a twelfth
part of their worth. Having said thus much, I will now go on to tell you
the judgment of some great lawyers in this matter, whom I fee'd on purpose
for your sakes, and got their opinions under their hands, that I might be
sure I went upon good grounds.... I will now, my dear friends, to save you
the trouble, set before you, in short, what the law obliges you to do, and
what it does not oblige you to.

First, you are obliged to take all money in payments which is coined by
the King, and is of the English standard or weight, provided it be of gold
or silver.

Secondly, you are not obliged to take any money which is not of gold or
silver; not only the halfpence or farthings of England, but of any other
country. And it is merely for convenience or ease, that you are content to
take them; because the custom of coining silver halfpence and farthings
has long been left off; I suppose on account of their being subject to be

Thirdly, much less are you obliged to take those vile halfpence of the
same Wood, by which you must lose almost eleven pence in every shilling.
Therefore, my friends, stand to it one and all; refuse this filthy trash.
It is no treason to rebel against Mr. Wood. His Majesty in his patent,
obliges nobody to take these halfpence, our gracious prince has no such
ill-advisers about him; or, if he had, yet you see the laws have not left
it in the King's power to force us to take any coin but what is lawful, of
right standard, gold and silver. Therefore you have nothing to fear.

And let me in the next place apply myself particularly to you who are the
poorer sort of tradesmen. Perhaps you may think you will not be so great
losers as the rich, if these halfpence should pass; because you seldom see
any silver, and your customers come to your shops or stalls with nothing
but brass, which you likewise find hard to be got. But you may take my
word, whenever this money gains footing among you, you will be utterly
undone. If you carry these halfpence to a shop for tobacco or brandy, or
any other thing that you want, the shopkeeper will advance his goods
accordingly, or else he must break, and leave the key under the door. "Do
you think I will sell you a yard of tenpenny stuff for twenty of Mr.
Wood's halfpence? No, not under two hundred at least; neither will I be at
the trouble of counting, but weigh them in a lump." I will tell you one
thing farther, that if Mr. Wood's project should take, it would ruin even
our beggars; for when I give a beggar a halfpenny, it will quench his
thirst, or go a good way to fill his belly; but the twelfth part of a
halfpenny will do him no more service than if I should give him three pins
out of my sleeve.

In short, these halfpence are like "the accursed thing, which," as the
Scripture tells us, "the children of Israel were forbidden to touch." They
will run about like the plague, and destroy every one who lays his hand
upon them. I have heard scholars talk of a man who told the King, that he
had invented a way to torment people, by putting them into a bull of brass
with fire under it; but the prince put the projector first into it, to
make the experiment. This very much resembles the project of Mr. Wood; and
the like of this may probably be Mr. Wood's fate; that the brass he
contrived to torment this kingdom with, may prove his own torment, and his
destruction at last.

N.B. The author of this paper is informed by persons, who have made it
their business to be exact in their observations on the true value of
these halfpence, that any person may expect to get a quart of twopenny ale
for thirty-six of them.

I desire that all families may keep this paper carefully by them, to
refresh their memories whenever they shall have farther notice of Mr.
Wood's halfpence, or any other the like imposture.


Walpole recommended his Majesty to compromise the grave issue which had
risen. An order was issued restricting the importation of Wood's copper
coin to the sum of 40,000_l._ instead of 108,000_l._, to be current only
amongst those who should be willing to accept them. But the dispute had
risen too high to admit of accommodation. The real grievance of this
measure lay rather in its principle than its immediate effects. The merits
and details of the question are now laid aside. Even Wood is almost
forgotten in the vehemence of rage, that a nation should be exposed to the
menaces or mercies of such an adventurer.


_To Mr. Harding, the Printer_,

On occasion of a paragraph in his newspaper of August 1, 1724, relating to
Mr. Wood's halfpence.

_August 4, 1724._

In your Newsletter of the first instant, there is a paragraph, dated from
London, July 25, relating to Wood's halfpence; whereby it is plain, what I
foretold in my letter to the shopkeepers, &c., that this vile fellow would
never be at rest; and that the danger of our ruin approaches nearer; and
therefore the kingdom requires new and fresh warning. However, I take this
paragraph to be, in a great measure, an imposition upon the public; at
least I hope so, because I am informed that Mr. Wood is generally his own
newswriter. I cannot but observe from that paragraph, that this public
enemy of ours, not satisfied to ruin us with his trash, takes every
occasion to treat this kingdom with the utmost contempt. He represents
several of our merchants and traders, upon examination before a committee
of council, agreeing, that there was the utmost necessity of copper money
here, before his patent; so that several gentlemen have been forced to
tally with their workmen, and give them bits of cards sealed and
subscribed with their names. What then? If a physician prescribe to a
patient a dram of physic, shall a rascal apothecary cram him with a pound,
and mix it up with poison? And is not a landlord's hand and seal to his
own labourers a better security for five or ten shillings, than Wood's
brass, ten times below the real value, can be to the kingdom for a hundred
and eight thousand pounds?

Who are these merchants and traders of Ireland that made this report of
the utmost necessity we are under for copper money? They are only a few
betrayers of their country, confederates with Wood, from whom they are to
purchase a great quantity of coin, perhaps at half the price that we are
to take it, and vend it among us to the ruin of the public, and their own
private advantages. Are not these excellent witnesses, upon whose
integrity the fate of the kingdom must depend, evidences in their own
cause, and sharers in this work of iniquity?

If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves as we
formerly did--and why we have it not is everybody's wonder as well as
mine--ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of only
one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock of
halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient. But Wood, by his
emissaries--enemies to God and this kingdom--has taken care to buy up as
many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present want of
change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would be to cure a
scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But, supposing there were
not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will maintain that
five-and-twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully sufficient to answer
all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable shopkeeper in this town. I have
discoursed with several of my own and other trades, with many gentlemen
both of city and country, and also with great numbers of farmers,
cottagers, and labourers, who all agree that two shillings in change for
every family would be more than necessary in all dealings. Now, by the
largest computation--even before that grievous discouragement of
agriculture, which has so much lessened our numbers--the souls in this
kingdom are computed to be one million and a half; which allowing six to a
family, makes two hundred and fifty thousand families, and, consequently,
two shillings to each family will amount only to five-and-twenty thousand
pounds; whereas this honest, liberal hardwareman, Wood, would impose upon
us above four times that sum. Your paragraph relates further, that Sir
Isaac Newton reported an assay taken at the Tower of Wood's metal, by
which it appears, that Wood had in all respects performed his contract.
His contract!--With whom? Was it with the Parliament or people of Ireland?
Are not they to be the purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it,
as corrupt, fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows
angry, goes to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.

But your newsletter says, that an assay was made of the coin. How impudent
and insupportable is this! Wood takes care to coin a dozen or two
halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower, and they are approved;
and these must answer all that he has already coined, or shall coin for
the future. It is true, indeed, that a gentleman often sends to my shop
for a pattern of stuff; I cut it fairly off, and, if he likes it, he
comes, or sends, and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and
probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy a hundred sheep, and
the grazier should bring me one single wether, fat and well-fleeced, by
way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole hundred,
without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving me good
security to restore my money for those that were lean, or shorn, or
scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who had a
mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in his
pocket, which he showed as a pattern to encourage purchasers; and this is
directly the case in point with Mr. Wood's assay.

The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals for
preventing any further objections or apprehensions.

His first proposal is, "That whereas he has already coined seventeen
thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand
pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the EXIGENCIES OF TRADE
REQUIRE IT, although his patent empowers him to coin a far greater

To which if I were to answer, it should be thus:--"Let Mr. Wood, and his
crew of founders and tinkers coin on, till there is not an old kettle
left in the kingdom,--let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay, or the
dirt in the street, and call their trumpery by what name they please, from
a guinea to a farthing,--we are not under concern to know how he and his
tribe of accomplices think fit to employ themselves. But I hope and trust,
that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to do with him
or his ware."

The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but has not obliged us
to take them; and I have already shown, in my letter to the shopkeepers,
&c., that the law has not left it in the power of the prerogative to
compel the subject to take any money besides gold and silver, of the right
sterling and standard.

Wood further proposes, if I understand him right--for his expressions are
dubious--that he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless the
exigencies of trade require it.

First, I observe, that this sum of forty thousand pounds is almost double
to what I proved to be sufficient for the whole kingdom, although we had
not one of our old halfpence left.

Again, I ask, who is to be judge when the exigencies of trade require it?
Without doubt he means himself; for as to us of this poor kingdom, who
must be utterly ruined if this project should succeed, we were never once
consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of our exigencies by
his own. Neither will these ever be at an end till he and his accomplices
think they have enough; and it now appears, that he will not be content
with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy up our goods and
manufactures with the same coin.... His last proposal, being of a peculiar
strain and nature, deserves to be very particularly considered, both on
account of the matter and the style. It is as follows:--

"Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in
Ireland, that Mr. Wood will, by such coinage, drain them of their gold and
silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no
person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one

First, observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule the
direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom, priding himself as the cause of
them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever attempted, how
far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass coin. And he has
reason to insult; for sure there was never an example in history of a
great kingdom kept in awe for above a year, in daily dread of utter
destruction--not by a powerful invader, at the head of twenty thousand
men--not by a plague or a famine--not by a tyrannical prince (for we never
had one more gracious), or a corrupt administration--but by one single,
diminutive, insignificant mechanic.... His proposals conclude with perfect
high treason. He promises, that no person shall be obliged to receive more
than fivepence halfpenny of his coin in one payment. By which it is plain,
that he pretends to oblige every subject in this kingdom to take so much
in every payment if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor
can the prerogative, by law, claim such a power, as I have often observed;
so that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an
absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.

Good God! who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,
abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will oblige me to take
fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment; and I will shoot Mr.
Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or housebreakers,
if they dare to force one farthing of their coin on me in the payment of a
hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit it to the lion; but who,
with the figure of a man, can think with patience of being devoured alive
by a rat? He has laid a tax upon the people of Ireland of seventeen
shillings, at least, in the pound; a tax, I say, not only upon lands, but
interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of handicraftsmen,
labourers, and servants.

Shopkeepers, look to yourselves!--Wood will oblige and force you to take
fivepence halfpenny of his trash in every payment, and many of you receive
twenty, thirty, forty payments in one day, or else you can hardly find
bread. And, pray, consider how much that will amount to in a year. Twenty
times fivepence halfpenny is nine shillings and twopence, which is above a
hundred and sixty pounds a year; wherein you will be losers of at least
one hundred and forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any
of you be content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions, you may; but,
for my own particular, let his money perish with him! If the famous Mr.
Hampden rather chose to go to prison than pay a few shillings to King
Charles I. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be
hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the
pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.

The paragraph concludes thus:--"N.B." that is to say, _nota bene_, or
_mark well_, "No evidence appeared from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove
the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed, in the
execution of the said grant."

The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First, the
House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the
kingdom, and, secondly, the Privy-council, addressed his Majesty against
these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense of
the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom were entirely
against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it? Must a committee of
the whole House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council, go over to argue
_pro_ and _con_ with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King give his patent
for coining halfpence for Ireland? Was it not because it was represented
to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be of advantage to the
good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here? It is to the
patentee's peril if this representation be false, and the execution of his
patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and foolish to think,
that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a half of people, that
he might be a gainer of three or four score thousand pounds to himself?
Before he was at the charge of passing a patent, much more of raking up
so much filthy dross, and stamping it with his Majesty's image and
superscription, should he not first, in common sense, in common equity,
and common manners, have consulted the principal party concerned,--that is
to say, the people of the kingdom, the House of Lords, or Commons, or the
Privy-council? If any foreigner should ask us, whose image and
superscription there is on Wood's coin? we should be ashamed to tell him
it was Cæsar's. In that great want of copper halfpence which he alleges we
were, our city set up our Cæsar's statue[6] in excellent copper, at an
expense that is equal to thirty thousand pounds of his coin, and we will
not receive his image in worse metal.

I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.
"It is true," say they, "we are all undone if Wood's halfpence must pass;
but what shall we do if his Majesty puts out a proclamation, commanding us
to take them?" This has often been dinned in my ears; but I desire my
countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never
issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He will
not issue out a proclamation against law; or, if such a thing should
happen by a mistake, we are no more obliged to obey it, than to run our
heads into the fire.

Besides, his Majesty will never command us by a proclamation, what he does
not offer to command us in the patent itself.

There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction must be
entirely owing to ourselves; therefore, let no man be afraid of a
proclamation which will never be granted, and if it should, yet, upon this
occasion, will be of no force.

The King's revenues here are near four hundred thousand pounds a-year. Can
you think his ministers will advise him to take them in Wood's brass,
which will reduce the value to fifty thousand pounds? England gets a
million sterling by this nation; which, if this project goes on, will be
almost reduced to nothing. And do you think those who live in England upon
Irish estates, will be content to take an eight or tenth part by being
paid in Wood's dross?

If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they
never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a
spirit has been raised against him, and he only watches till it begin to
flag: he goes about watching when to devour us. He hopes we shall be weary
of contending with him; and at last, out of ignorance or fear, or of
being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to yield; and
therefore, I confess, it is my chief endeavour to keep up your spirits and
resentments. If I tell you, "there is a precipice under you, and that if
you go forward you will certainly break your necks;" if I point to it
before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it every morning?
Are our people's hearts waxed gross? Are their ears dull of hearing? And
have they closed their eyes? I fear there are some few vipers among us,
who for ten or twenty pounds' gain would sell all their souls and their
country; although at last it should end in their own ruin, as well as
ours. Be not like "the deaf adder, who refuseth to hear the voice of the
charmer, charm he never so wisely."

Although my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for
all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair, but what is common
to the public. I can live better than many others; I have some gold and
silver by me, and a shop well furnished; and shall be able to make a shift
when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the coldness
and indifference of many people with whom I discourse. Some are afraid of
a proclamation; others shrug up their shoulders, and cry, "What would you
have us to do?" Some give out there is no danger at all; others are
comforted, that it will be a common calamity, and they shall fare no worse
than their neighbours. Will a man who hears midnight robbers at his door,
get out of bed, and raise his whole family for a common defence; and shall
a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood comes, at the head of
his confederates, to rob them of all they have, to ruin us and our
posterity for ever? If a highwayman meets you on the road, you give him
your money to save your life; but, God be thanked, Mr. Wood cannot touch a
hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God and man on your side;
when he or his accomplices offer you his dross, it is but saying no, and
you are safe. If a madman should come into my shop with a handful of dirt
raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment for ten yards of stuff, I
would pity or laugh at him; or, if his behaviour deserved it, kick him out
of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes to demand my gold and silver, or
commodities for which I have paid my gold and silver, in exchange for his
trash, can he deserve or expect better treatment?

When the evil day is come (if it must come), let us mark and observe those
who persevere to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names and
trades, and places of abode, be made public, that every one may be aware
of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr. Wood.
Let them be watched at markets and fairs; and let the first honest
discoverer give the word about that Mr. Wood's halfpence have been
offered, and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.

Perhaps I have been too tedious, but there would never be an end if I
attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will
conclude with humbly offering one proposal; which, if it were put into
practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some
skilful, judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following

"Whereas one William Wood, hardwareman, now or lately sojourning in the
city of London, has, by many misrepresentations, procured a patent for
coining a hundred and eight thousand pounds in copper halfpence for this
kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our occasions require: And
whereas it is notorious, that the said Wood has coined his halfpence of
such base metal and false weight, that they are at least six parts in
seven below the real value: And whereas we have reason to apprehend, that
the said Wood may at any time hereafter clandestinely coin as many more
halfpence as he pleases: And whereas the said patent neither does, nor
can, oblige his Majesty's subjects to receive the said halfpence in any
payment, but leaves it to their voluntary choice; because by law the
subject cannot be obliged to take any money, except gold or silver: And
whereas, contrary to the letter and meaning of the said patent, the said
Wood has declared that every person shall be obliged to take fivepence
halfpenny of his coin in every payment: And whereas the House of Commons
and Privy-council have severally addressed his most sacred Majesty,
representing the ill consequences which the said coinage would have upon
this kingdom: And lastly, whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole
nation to a man (except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost
apprehensions of the ruinous consequences that must follow from the said
coinage; Therefore, we, whose names are underwritten, being persons of
considerable estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously
resolve and declare, that we will never receive one farthing or halfpenny
of the said Wood's coining; and that we will direct all our tenants to
refuse the said coin from any person whatsoever; of which, that they may
not be ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be
read to them by our stewards, receivers," &c.

I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and signed
by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom; and printed
copies thereof sent to their several tenants. I am deceived if anything
could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.
This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their guard;
this would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager.

"How long, O Lord, righteous and true," &c.

I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.
Several hundred persons have inquired at your house for my "Letter to the
Shopkeepers," &c., and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself
provided with that letter and with this; you have got very well by the
former; but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.
Pray advertise both in every newspaper; and let it not be your fault or
mine, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you likewise to
sell them as cheap as you can.

  I am your servant,
  M. B.


The object of this Letter is no longer to argue against a scheme which is
universally condemned. The independence of Ireland is what he insists on:
and the duty of her leading men is to assert that independence. In this he
assumed a freedom of spirit which did not really exist. The sketch was
skilfully drawn, so as to prepare men for a new appeal, and was far from
being the last word. Two months after the fourth and greatest Letter


_Some observations on a paper, called, The report of the committee of the
most honourable the Privy-council in England, relating to Wood's


_August 25th, 1724._

Having already written two letters to the people of my own level and
condition, and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third, I
thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and

The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th instant,
entitled, "A Report of the Committee of the Lords of his Majesty's Most
Honourable Privy-council in England, relating to Mr. Wood's Halfpence and

There is no mention made where the paper was printed, but I suppose it to
have been in Dublin; and I have been told, that the copy did not come over
in the _Gazette_, but in the _London Journal_, or some other print of no
authority or consequence. And, for anything that legally appears to the
contrary, it may be a contrivance to fright us; or a project of some
printer, who has a mind to make a penny by publishing something upon a
subject which now employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood, in
publishing this paper, would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee
had a greater concern for his credit, and private emolument, than for the
honour of the Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for
the quiet and welfare of this whole kingdom; for it seems intended as a
vindication of Mr. Wood, not without several severe reflections on the
Houses of Lords and Commons of Ireland. The whole is indeed written with
the turn and air of a pamphlet; as if it were a dispute between William
Wood on the one part, and the Lords Justices, Privy-council, and both
Houses of Parliament, on the other; the design of it being to clear
William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and
groundless aspersions upon him.

But, if it be really what the title imputes, Mr. Wood has treated the
Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so
unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated
to the Government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee
advised that it should be transmitted.

But, with all deference be it spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a
Committee of the Council in England is hitherto a law in either kingdom;
and, until any point is determined to be a law, it remains disputable by
every subject. This, may it please your lords and worships, may seem a
strange way of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured
(although without the help of books) to improve that small portion of
reason God has been pleased to give me; and when reason plainly appears
before me, I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus, for instance, if any
lawyer should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross
palpable absurdities must follow, I could not believe him. If Sir Edward
Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but the direct
contrary) "that a limited prince could, by his prerogative, oblige his
subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his image, for twenty
shillings in gold," I should swear he was deceived, or a deceiver; because
a power like that would leave the whole lives and fortunes of the people
entirely at the mercy of the monarch; yet this in effect is what Wood has
advanced in some of his papers, and what suspicious people may possibly
apprehend from some passages in what is called the Report.

That paper mentions such persons to have been examined, who were desirous
and willing to be heard upon this subject. I am told they were four in
all--Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more, whose name I know
not. The first of these was tried for robbing the Treasury in Ireland;
and, though he was acquited for want of legal proof, yet every person in
the Court believed him to be guilty.

The second stands recorded in the votes of the House of Commons, for
endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the life of John
Bingham, Esq.

But, since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be
some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour to
have a whole kingdom at his mercy for almost two years together. I find he
is in the patent entitled _esquire_, although he were understood to be
only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former
letters; however a _'squire_ he is, not only by virtue of his patent, but
by having been a collector in Shropshire; where, pretending to have been
robbed, and suing the county, he was cast, and, for the infamy of the
fact, lost his employment. I have heard another story of this 'Squire
Wood, from a very honourable lady, that one Hamilton told her. Hamilton
was sent for, six years ago, by Sir Isaac Newton, to try the coinage of
four men, who then solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland;
their names were Wood, Costor, Eliston, and Parker. Parker made the
fairest offer, and Wood the worst; for his coin was three halfpence in a
pound weight less value than the other. By which it is plain, with what
intentions he solicited his patent; but not so plain how he obtained it.

It is alleged in the said paper, called the Report, "that upon repeated
orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and
witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made
against the patent by both Houses of Parliament, the Lord-Lieutenant
represented the great difficulty he found himself in, to comply with these
orders: that none of the principal members of both Houses, who were in the
King's service or council, would take upon them to advise, how any
material, person, or papers, might be sent over on this occasion," &c. And
this is often repeated, and represented as a proceeding that seems very
extraordinary; and that in a matter which had raised so great a clamour
in Ireland, no person could be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland in
support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in Ireland;
especially, that the chief difficulty should arise from a general
apprehension of a miscarriage, in an inquiry before his Majesty, or in a
proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both Houses of Parliament
had declared themselves so fully convinced, and satisfied upon evidence
and examinations taken in the most solemn manner.

How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be able
to answer so weighty an objection? I will try what can be done by plain
reason, unassisted by art, cunning, or eloquence.

In my humble opinion, the Committee of Council has already prejudged the
whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in
Ireland "a universal clamour." Here the addresses of the Lords and Commons
of Ireland, against a ruinous destructive project of an obscure single
undertaker, is called "a clamour." I desire to know, how such a style
would be resented in England from a Committee of Council there to a
Parliament; and how many impeachments would follow upon it? But supposing
the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a wise minister who
despised the universal clamour of a people; and if that clamour can be
quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of a single person, the
purchase is not exorbitant.

But, in answer to this objection; first, it is manifest, that if this
coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly
specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or
even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no
inconveniences could have happened which might not have been immediately

Put the case that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and the
Privy-council there should address his Majesty to recall a patent, from
whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole kingdom;
and to make it stronger, if possible, that the whole nation almost to a
man, should thereupon discover "the most dismal apprehensions," as Mr.
Wood styles them; would his Majesty debate half an hour what he had to do?

Would any minister dare to advise him against recalling such a patent? Or
would the matter be referred to the Privy-council, or to Westminster Hall;
the two Houses of Parliament plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And
is there even the smallest difference between the two cases? Were not the
people of Ireland born as free as those of England? How have they
forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a representative
of the people as that of England? And has not their Privy-council as
great, or a greater share in the administration of public affairs? Are not
they subjects of the same King? Does not the same sun shine upon them? And
have they not the same God for their protector? Am I a freeman in England,
and do I become a slave in six hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder,
then, if the boldest persons were cautious to interpose in a matter
already determined by the whole voice of the nation, or to presume to
represent the representatives of the kingdom; and were justly apprehensive
of meeting such a treatment as they would deserve at the next session. It
would seem very extraordinary, if any inferior court in England should
take a great matter out of the hands of the high court of Parliament
during a prorogation, and decide it against the opinion of both Houses. It
happens so, however, that although no persons were so bold as to go over
as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against this
patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections stand
good, notwithstanding the answers made by Mr. Wood and his counsel.

The Report says, "That upon an assay made of the fineness, weight, and
value of this copper, it exceeded in every article." This is possible
enough in the pieces on which the assay was made, but Wood must have
failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to
provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial,
which he was able to do, although they were taken out of several parcels,
since it is now plain that the bias of favour has been wholly on his

As to what is alleged, that these halfpence far exceed the like coinage
for Ireland in the reigns of his Majesty's predecessors, there cannot well
be a more exceptional way of arguing, although the fact were true; which,
however, is altogether mistaken, not by any fault in the Committee, but by
the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly produced the worst
patterns he could find; such as were coined in small numbers by
permissions to private men, as butchers' halfpence, black dogs, and others
the like; or perhaps the small St. Patrick's coin which passes now for a
farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind. For I
have now by me halfpence coined in the year 1680, by virtue of the patent
granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and they are
heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and of much better metal, and
the great St. Patrick's halfpence are yet larger than either.

But what is all this to the present debate?

If, under the various exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and
insurrections, the Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their
armies here with mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of
turbulent times should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and

In the patent above-mentioned, granted to Lord Dartmouth in the reign of
King Charles II., and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the
exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every
demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniences, and the
copper was coined in our own kingdom; so that we were in no danger to
purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to
another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing
of any abuse....

Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to show how advantageous it
is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature: "That
the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, to pay eight hundred
pounds a year to the Crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the
comptroller." I have heard, indeed, that the King's council do always
consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to
the Crown; but I have likewise heard, that it is at the same time
considered whether passing of it may be injurious to any other persons or
bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor be servants
to the King, and therefore bound to consult his Majesty's interest, yet I
am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year to the Crown would
be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be far better for us to
have paid eight thousand pounds a-year into his Majesty's coffers, in the
midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion, are greater in this kingdom
than ever they were in England, even during the war), than purchase such
an addition to the revenue at the price of our utter undoing. But here it
is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by Wood, only as a
small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his patent. What were his
other visible costs I know not, and what were his latent is variously
conjectured, but he must surely be a man of some wonderful merit. Has he
saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to give him a title of
reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Has he discovered the
longitude or the universal medicine? No; but he has found the
philosopher's stone after a new manner, by debasing copper, and resolving
to force it upon us for gold.

When the two Houses represented to his Majesty that the patent to Wood was
obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not think the
Parliament would insinuate, that it had not passed in the common forms,
and run through every office where fees and perquisites were due. They
knew very well, that persons in places were no enemies to grants; and that
the officers of the Crown could not be kept in the dark. But the late
Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland[7] affirmed it was a secret to him; and who
will doubt his veracity, especially when he swore to a person of quality,
from whom I had it, "that Ireland should never be troubled with these
halfpence"? It was a secret to the people of Ireland, who were to be the
only sufferers; and those who but knew the state of the kingdom, and were
most able to advise in such an affair, were wholly strangers to it.

It is allowed by the Report, that this patent was passed without the
knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there
elaborately shown, that former patents have passed in the same manner, and
are good in law. I shall not dispute legality of patents, but am ready to
suppose it in his Majesty's power to grant a patent for stamping round
bits of copper to every subject he has.

Therefore, to lay aside the point of law, I would only put the question,
whether, in reason and justice, it would not have been proper, in an
affair upon which the welfare of this depends, that the said King should
have received timely notice; and the matter not be carried on between the
patentee, and the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers
by it....

But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this
whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to his
terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones at a
penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any real
evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many sorts of
small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England; such as the
French threepences, fourpence-halfpennies, and eightpence-farthings, the
Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their twenty-pences and
three-and-four-pences, by which we are able to make change to a halfpenny
of almost any piece of gold and silver; and if we are driven to the
expedient of a sealed card, with the little gold and silver still
remaining, it will, I suppose, be somewhat better, than to have nothing
left, but Wood's adulterated copper, which he is neither obliged by his
patent, nor HITHERTO able by his estate, to make good....

The sum of the whole is this. The Committee advises the King to send
immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood's coin be suffered
and permitted, without any let, suit, trouble, &c., to pass and be
received as current money, by such as shall be willing to receive the
same. It is probable that the first willing receivers may be those who
must receive it whether they will or not, at least under the penalty of
losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the
shopkeepers, and bulk of the people, I hope and am almost confident, will
never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will sell it
for as much as they can get.

Wood's halfpence will come to be offered for six a penny (yet then he will
be a sufficient gainer), and the necessary receivers will be losers of
two-thirds in their salaries or pay.

I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have
worthily employed a much better pen; but when a house is attempted to be
robbed, it often happens the weakest in the family runs first to the
door. All the assistance I had were some informations from an eminent
person; whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few, by endeavouring to make
them of a piece with my own productions, and the rest I was not able to
manage. I was in the case of David, who could not move in the armour of
Saul; and therefore I chose to attack this uncircumcised Philistine (Wood,
I mean) with a sling and a stone. And I may say, for Wood's honour, as
well as my own, that he resembles Goliah in many circumstances very
applicable to the present purpose; for Goliah had "a helmet of brass upon
his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat
was five thousand shekels of brass; and he had greaves of brass upon his
legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders."

In short, he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass, and he defied the armies
of the living God. Goliah's conditions of combat were likewise the same
with those of Wood's, "If he prevail against us, then shall we be his
servants." But if it happens that I prevail over him, I renounce the other
part of the condition: "He shall never be a servant of mine; for I do not
think him fit to be trusted in any honest man's shop."


Ireland is here summoned to assert her independence in the indignant voice
of a nation that has borne the yoke of slavery far too long. Every line in
this letter is instinct with life, and thrilling with sarcastic force. No
more waste of words. The question is simply one of might against right: as
old as human nature, but never brought into shorter compass. The printer
of this letter was thrown into prison, as if to shame the undoubted author
into surrender. Ireland was now under a new rule, the refined and
cultivated Carteret was appointed Lord-Lieutenant in 1724. Swift used the
privilege of an old friend in writing to him freely on the subject of the
coinage. He was sorry to see his friend used as the tool of the
Government, which occasioned the outburst, "What in God's name do _you_
here? Get you gone, and send us our boobies again."


_To the whole People of Ireland._

_October 23rd, 1724._


Having already written three letters upon so disagreeable a subject as Mr.
Wood and his halfpence, I conceived my task was at an end; but I find
that cordials must be frequently applied to weak constitutions, political
as well as natural. A people long used to hardships lose by degrees the
very notions of liberty. They look upon themselves as creatures at mercy,
and that all impositions, laid on them by a stronger hand, are, in the
phrase of the Report, legal and obligatory. Hence proceed that poverty and
lowness of spirit, to which a kingdom may be subject, as well as a
particular person. And when Esau came fainting from the field at the point
to die, it is no wonder that he sold his birthright for a mess of pottage.
I thought I had sufficiently shown, to all who could want instruction, by
what methods they might safely proceed, wherever this coin should be
offered to them; and, I believe, there has not been, for many ages, an
example of any kingdom so firmly united in a point of great importance, as
this of ours is at present against that detestable fraud. But, however, it
so happens, that some weak people begin to be alarmed anew by rumours
industriously spread. Wood prescribes to the newsmongers in London what
they are to write. In one of their papers, published here by some obscure
printer, and certainly with a bad design, we are told, "That the Papists
in Ireland have entered into an association against his coin," although it
be notoriously known, that they never once offered to stir in the matter;
so that the two Houses of Parliament, the Privy-council, the great number
of corporations, the Lord Mayor and aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries,
and principal gentlemen of several counties, are stigmatized in a lump
under the name of "Papists." This impostor and his crew do likewise give
out, that, by refusing to receive his dross for sterling, we "dispute the
King's prerogative, are grown ripe for rebellion, and ready to shake off
the dependency of Ireland upon the crown of England."

To countenance which reports, he has published a paragraph in another
newspaper, to let us know, that "the Lord-Lieutenant is ordered to come
over immediately to settle his halfpence."

I entreat you, my dear countrymen, not to be under the least concern upon
these and the like rumours, which are no more than the last howls of a dog
dissected alive, as I hope he has sufficiently been. These calumnies are
the only reserve that is left him. For surely our continued and (almost)
unexampled loyalty, will never be called in question, for not suffering
ourselves to be robbed of all that we have by one obscure ironmonger.

As to disputing the King's prerogative, give me leave to explain, to those
who are ignorant, what the meaning of that word _prerogative_ is.

The Kings of these realms enjoy several powers, wherein the laws have not
interposed. So, they can make war and peace without the consent of
Parliament--and this is a very great prerogative; but if the Parliament
does not approve of the war, the King must bear the charge of it out of
his own purse--and this is a great check on the crown.

So, the King has a prerogative to coin money without consent of
Parliament; but he cannot compel the subject to take that money, except it
be sterling gold or silver, because herein he is limited by law. Some
princes have, indeed, extended their prerogative farther than the law
allowed them; wherein, however, the lawyers of succeeding ages, as fond as
they are of precedents, have never dared to justify them. But, to say the
truth, it is only of late times that prerogative has been fixed and
ascertained; for, whoever reads the history of England will find, that
some former Kings, and those none of the worst, have, upon several
occasions, ventured to control the laws, with very little ceremony or
scruple, even later than the days of Queen Elizabeth. In her reign, that
pernicious counsel of sending base money hither, very narrowly failed of
losing the kingdom--being complained of by the lord-deputy, the council,
and the whole body of the English here; so that, soon after her death, it
was recalled by her successor, and lawful money paid in exchange.

Having thus given you some notion of what is meant by "the King's
prerogative," as far as a tradesman can be thought capable of explaining
it, I will only add the opinion of the great Lord Bacon: "That, as God
governs the world by the settled laws of nature, which He has made, and
never transcends those laws but upon high important occasions, so among
earthly princes, those are the wisest and the best, who govern by the
known laws of the country, and seldomest make use of their prerogative."

Now here you may see, that the vile accusation of Wood and his
accomplices, charging us with disputing the King's prerogative by refusing
his brass, can have no place--because compelling the subject to take any
coin which is not sterling, is no part of the King's prerogative, and I am
very confident, if it were so, we should be the last of his people to
dispute it; as well from that inviolable loyalty we have always paid to
his Majesty, as from the treatment we might, in such a case, justly expect
from some, who seem to think we have neither common sense nor common
senses. But, God be thanked, the best of them are only our
fellow-subjects, and not our masters. One great merit I am sure we have,
which those of English birth can have no pretence to--that our ancestors
reduced this kingdom to the obedience of England; for which we have been
rewarded with a worse climate--the privilege of being governed by laws to
which we do not consent--a ruined trade--a House of Peers without
jurisdiction--almost an incapacity for all employments--and the dread of
Wood's halfpence.

But we are so far from disputing the King's prerogative in coining, that
we own he has power to give a patent to any man for selling his royal
image and superscription upon whatever materials he pleases, and liberty
to the patentee to offer them in any country from England to Japan; only
attended with one small limitation--that nobody alive is obliged to take

Let me now say something concerning the other great cause of some people's
fear, as Wood has taught the London newswriter to express it, that his
excellency the Lord-Lieutenant is coming over to settle Wood's halfpence.
We know very well, that the Lord-Lieutenants for several years past, have
not thought this kingdom worthy the honour of their residence longer than
was absolutely necessary for the King's business, which, consequently,
wanted no speed in the despatch. And therefore it naturally fell into
most men's thoughts, that a new governor, coming at an unusual time, must
portend some unusual business to be done; especially if the common report
be true, that the Parliament, prorogued to I know not when, is, by a new
summons, revoking that prorogation, to assemble soon after the arrival;
for which extraordinary proceeding, the lawyers on the other side the
water have, by great good fortune, found two precedents.

All this being granted, it can never enter into my head, that so little a
creature as Wood could find credit enough with the King and his ministers,
to have the Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland sent hither in a hurry upon his

For, let us take the whole matter nakedly as it lies before us, without
the refinements of some people, with which we have nothing to do.

Here is a patent granted under the great seal of England, upon false
suggestions, to one William Wood for coining copper halfpence for Ireland.
The Parliament here, upon apprehensions of the worst consequences from the
said patent, address the King to have it recalled. This is refused; and a
Committee of the Privy-council report to his Majesty, that Wood has
performed the conditions of his patent. He then is left to do the best he
can with his halfpence, no man being obliged to receive them; the people
here, being likewise left to themselves, unite as one man, resolving they
will have nothing to do with his ware.

By this plain account of the fact it is manifest, that the King and his
ministry are wholly out of the case, and the matter is left to be disputed
between him and us. Will any man, therefore, attempt to persuade me, that
a Lord-Lieutenant is to be despatched over in great haste before the
ordinary time, and a Parliament summoned by anticipating a prorogation,
merely to put a hundred thousand pounds into the pocket of a sharper by
the ruin of a most loyal kingdom?

But, supposing all this to be true, by what arguments could a
Lord-Lieutenant prevail on the same Parliament, which addressed with so
much zeal and earnestness against this evil, to pass it into a law? I am
sure their opinion of Wood and his project is not mended since their last
prorogation; and, supposing those methods should be used, which detractors
tell us have been sometimes put in practice for gaining votes, it is well
known, that, in this kingdom, there are few employments to be given; and,
if there were more, it is as well known to whose share they must fall.
But, because great numbers of you are altogether ignorant of the affairs
of your country, I will tell you some reasons why there are so few
employments to be disposed of in this kingdom. All considerable offices
for life are here possessed by those to whom the reversions were granted;
and these have been generally followers of the chief governors, or persons
who had interest in the Court of England. So, the Lord Berkeley of
Stratton holds that great office of Master of the rolls; the Lord
Palmerstown is first remembrancer, worth near 2000_l._ per annum. One
Doddington, secretary to the Earl of Pembroke, begged the reversion of
clerk of the pells, worth 2500_l._ a-year, which he now enjoys by the
death of the Lord Newtown. Mr. Southwell is secretary of State, and the
Earl of Burlington lord high treasurer of Ireland by inheritance. These
are only a few among many others which I have been told of, but cannot
remember. Nay, the reversion of several employments, during pleasure, is
granted the same way. This, among many others, is a circumstance, whereby
the kingdom of Ireland is distinguished from all other nations upon earth;
and makes it so difficult an affair to get into a civil employ, that Mr.
Addison was forced to purchase an old obscure place, called keeper of the
records in Bermingham's Tower, of 10_l._ a year, and to get a salary of
400_l._ annexed to it, though all the records there are not worth
half-a-crown, either for curiosity or use. And we lately saw a favourite
secretary descend to be master of the revels,[8] which, by his credit and
extortion, he has made pretty considerable. I say nothing of the
under-treasurership, worth about 9000_l._ a year, nor of the commissioners
of the revenue, four of whom generally live in England, for I think none
of these are granted in reversion; but the jest is, that I have known,
upon occasion, some of these absent officers as keen against the interest
of Ireland, as if they had never been indebted to her for a single groat.

I confess, I have been sometimes tempted to wish that this project of
Wood's might succeed; because I reflected with some pleasure, what a jolly
crew it would bring over among us of lords and squires, and pensioners of
both sexes, and officers civil and military, where we should live together
as merry and sociable as beggars, only with this one abatement, that we
should neither have meat to feed, nor manufactures to clothe us, unless we
could be content to prance about in coats of mail, or eat brass as
ostriches do iron.

I return from this digression to that which gave me the occasion of making
it. And I believe you are now convinced, that if the Parliament of
Ireland were as temptable as any other assembly within a mile of
Christendom (which God forbid!), yet the managers must of necessity fail
for want of tools to work with. But I will yet go one step farther, by
supposing that a hundred new employments were erected on purpose to
gratify compliers, yet still an insuperable difficulty would remain. For
it happens, I know not how, that money is neither Whig nor Tory--neither
of town nor country party, and it is not improbable that a gentleman would
rather choose to live upon his own estate, which brings him gold and
silver, than with the addition of an employment, when his rents and salary
must both be paid in Wood's brass, at above eighty per cent. discount.

For these, and many other reasons, I am confident you need not be
under the least apprehension from the sudden expectation of the
Lord-Lieutenant,[9] while we continue in our present hearty disposition,
to alter which no suitable temptation can possibly be offered. And if, as
I have often asserted from the best authority, the law has not left a
power in the crown to force any money, except sterling, upon the subject,
much less can the crown devolve such a power upon another....

Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, "That by opposing
him we discover an inclination to throw off our dependence upon the crown
of England." Pray observe how important a person is this same William
Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in his private
interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are Papists; for he
tells us, "That none but Papists are associated against him." Secondly,
"they dispute the King's prerogative." Thirdly, "they are ripe for
rebellion." And, fourthly "they are going to shake off their dependence
upon the crown of England;" that is to say, they are going to choose
another king, for there can be no other meaning in this expression,
however some may pretend to strain it.

And this gives me an opportunity of explaining to those who are ignorant,
another point, which has often swelled in my breast. Those who come over
hither to us from England, and some weak people among ourselves, whenever
in discourse we make mention of liberty and property, shake their heads,
and tell us that Ireland is a depending kingdom; as if they would seem by
this phrase to intend that the people of Ireland are in some state of
slavery or dependence different from those of England; whereas a depending
kingdom is a modern term of art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient
civilians, and writers upon government; and Ireland is, on the contrary,
called in some statutes "an imperial crown," as held only from God, which
is as high a style as any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore, by
this expression, "a depending kingdom," there is no more to be understood
than that, by a statute made here in the thirty-third year of Henry VIII.,
the King and his successors are to be kings imperial of this realm, as
united and knit to the imperial crown of England. I have looked over all
the English and Irish statutes, without finding any law that makes Ireland
depend upon England, any more than England does upon Ireland. We have,
indeed, obliged ourselves to have the same King with them, and
consequently they are obliged to have the same King with us. For the law
was made by our own Parliament, and our ancestors then were not such fools
(whatever they were in the preceding reign) to bring themselves under I
know not what dependence, which is now talked of, without any ground of
law, reason, or common sense. Let whoever thinks otherwise, I, M. B.,
Drapier, desire to be excepted; for I declare, next under God, I depend
only on the King my sovereign, and on the laws of my own country. And I
am so far from depending on the people of England, that if ever they
should rebel against my sovereign (which God forbid!) I would be ready, at
the first command from his Majesty, to take arms against them, as some of
my countrymen did against theirs at Preston. And if such a rebellion
should prove so successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of
England, I would venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose
every drop of my blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.

It is true, indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of
England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws
enacted there;[10] wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as
truth, reason and justice,[11] are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.
Molineux, an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of the
greatest patriots and best Whigs in England; but the love and torrent of
power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both sides were invincible. For,
in reason, all government without the consent of the governed, is the very
definition of slavery; but, in fact, eleven men well armed will certainly
subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have done; for those who have
used to cramp liberty, have gone so far as to resent even the liberty of
complaining; although a man upon the rack was never known to be refused
the liberty of roaring as loud as he thought fit.

And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are too
soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes, according to the nature of
all consumptive bodies like ours. Thus it has been given about, for
several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second somebody,
to write to a third somebody here, to assure us that we should no more be
troubled with these halfpence. And this is reported to have been done by
the same person, who is said to have sworn some months ago, "that he would
ram them down our throats," though I doubt they would stick in our
stomachs; but whichever of these reports be true or false, it is no
concern of ours. For, in this point, we have nothing to do with English
ministers; and I should be sorry to leave it in their power to redress
this grievance, or to enforce it; for the report of the Committee has
given me a surfeit.

The remedy is wholly in your own hands; and therefore I have digressed a
little, in order to refresh and continue that spirit so seasonably raised
among you; and to let you see, that by the laws of GOD, of NATURE, of
NATIONS, and of your COUNTRY, you ARE, and OUGHT to be, as FREE a people
as your brethren in England....


Was addressed to Viscount Molesworth, a distinguished Whig; and the author
of several works written in a patriotic spirit. His agricultural treatise
on Ireland was highly approved by Swift. This closed the series for the
present. The tone of the letter is apologetic. Hitherto he has not shaken
off the impression left by the works of Lord Molesworth himself, of Locke,
of Molyneux and Sidney, who talked of liberty as a common blessing. But
now he will "grow wiser and learn to consider my driver, the road I am in,
and with whom I am yoked."


_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth._


From my shop in St. Francis' Street,

_December 24th, 1724._


When I sent you my former papers, I cannot say I intended you either good
or hurt; and yet you have happened, through my means, to receive both. I
pray God deliver you from any more of the latter, and increase the former.
Your trade, particularly in this kingdom, is, of all others, the most
unfortunately circumstantiated; for as you deal in the most worthless kind
of trash, the penny productions of pennyless scribblers, so you often
venture your liberty, and sometimes your lives, for the purchase of
half-a-crown; and, by your own ignorance, are punished for other men's
actions. I am afraid, you, in particular, think you have reason to
complain of me, for your own and your wife's confinement in prison, to
your great expense as well as hardship, and for a prosecution still
impending. But I will tell you, Mr. Harding, how that matter stands.

Since the press has lain under so strict an inspection, those who have a
mind to inform the world are become so cautious, as to keep themselves, if
possible, out of the way of danger. My custom, therefore, is, to dictate
to a 'prentice,[12] who can write in a feigned hand, and what is written
we send to your house by a blackguard boy. But at the same time I do
assure you, upon my reputation, that I never did send you anything for
which I thought you could possibly be called to an account; and you will
be my witness, that I always desired you, by letter, to take some good
advice, before you ventured to print, because I knew the dexterity of
dealers in the law at finding out something to fasten on, where no evil is
meant. I am told, indeed, that you did accordingly consult several very
able persons, and even some who afterwards appeared against you; to which
I can only answer, that you must either change your advisers, or determine
to print nothing that comes from a Drapier.

I desire you to send the enclosed letter, directed, "To my Lord Viscount
Molesworth, at his house at Brackdenstown, near Swords;" but I would have
it sent printed, for the convenience of his Lordship's reading, because
this counterfeit hand of my apprentice is not very legible. And, if you
think fit to publish it, I would have you first get it read over by some
notable lawyer. I am assured, you will find enough of them who are friends
to the Drapier, and will do it without a fee; which, I am afraid, you can
ill-afford after all your expenses. For although I have taken so much
care, that I think it impossible to find a topic out of the following
papers for sending you again to prison, yet I will not venture to be your

This ensuing letter contains only a short account of myself, and an humble
apology for my former pamphlets, especially the last, with little mention
of Mr. Wood for his halfpence, because I have already said enough upon
that subject, until occasion shall be given for new fears; and, in that
case, you may perhaps hear from me again.

  I am your friend and servant,
  M. B.

P.S.--For want of intercourse between you and me, which I never will
suffer, your people are apt to make very gross errors in the press, which
I desire you will provide against.


_To the Right Honourable the Lord Viscount Molesworth, at his house at
Brackdenstown, near Swords._

From my shop in St. Francis Street,

_December 14th, 1724._


I reflect too late on the maxim of common observers, "that those who
meddle in matters out of their calling will have reason to repent;" which
is now verified in me: for, by engaging in the trade of a writer, I have
drawn upon myself the displeasure of the government, signified by a
proclamation, promising a reward of three hundred pounds to the first
faithful subject who shall be able and inclined to inform against me; to
which I may add the laudable zeal and industry of my Lord Chief Justice
Whitshed, in his endeavours to discover so dangerous a person. Therefore,
whether I repent or not, I have certainly cause to do so; and the common
observation still stands good.

It will sometimes happen, I know not how, in the course of human affairs,
that a man shall be made liable to legal animadversion where he has
nothing to answer for either to God or his country, and condemned at
Westminster Hall for what he will never be charged with at the day of

After strictly examining my own heart, and consulting some divines of
great reputation, I cannot accuse myself of any malice or wickedness
against the public,--of any designs to sow sedition,--of reflecting on the
King and his ministers,--or of endeavouring to alienate the affections of
the people of this kingdom from those of England.[13] All I can charge
myself with is, a weak attempt to serve a nation in danger of destruction
by a most wicked and malicious projector, without waiting until I were
called to its assistance; which attempt, however it may perhaps give me
the title of _pragmatical_ and _overweening_, will never lie a burden upon
my conscience.

God knows, whether I may not, with all my caution, have already run myself
into a second danger by offering thus much in my own vindication; for I
have heard of a judge, who, upon the criminal's appeal to the dreadful day
of judgment, told him he had incurred a _premunire_, for appealing to a
foreign jurisdiction; and of another in Wales, who severely checked the
prisoner for offering the same plea, taxing him with "reflecting on the
Court by such a comparison, because comparisons were odious."

But, in order to make some excuse for being more speculative than others
of my condition, I desire your Lordship's pardon, while I am doing a very
foolish thing; which is, to give you some little account of myself.

I was bred at a free school, where I acquired some little knowledge in the
Latin tongue. I served my apprenticeship in London, and there set up for
myself with good success; until, by the death of some friends, and the
misfortunes of others, I returned into this kingdom, and began to employ
my thoughts in cultivating the woollen manufacture through all its
branches, wherein I met with great discouragement and powerful opposers,
whose objections appeared to me very strange and singular. They argued,
"that the people of England would be offended if our manufactures were
brought to equal theirs;" and even some of the weaving trade were my
enemies, which I could not but look upon as absurd and unnatural. I
remember your lordship, at that time, did me the honour to come into my
shop, where I showed you a piece of black and white stuff just sent from
the dyer,[14] which you were pleased to approve of, and be my customer

However, I was so mortified, that I resolved, for the future, to sit
quietly in my shop, and deal in common goods, like the rest of my
brethren; until it happened, some months ago, considering with myself that
the lower and poorer sort of people wanted a plain, strong, coarse stuff,
to defend them against cold easterly winds, which then blew very fierce
and blasting for a long time together, I contrived one[15] on purpose,
which sold very well all over the kingdom, and preserved many thousands
from agues. I then made a second and a third kind of stuffs[16] for the
gentry with the same success; insomuch, that an ague has hardly been heard
of for some time.

This incited me so far, that I ventured upon a fourth piece,[17] made of
the best Irish wool I could get; and I thought it grave and rich enough to
be worn by the best lord or judge of the land. But of late some great
folks complain, as I hear, "that, when they had it on, they felt a
shuddering in their limbs,"--and have thrown it off in a rage, cursing to
hell the poor Drapier who invented it; so that I am determined never to
work for persons of quality again, except for your lordship, and a very
few more.

I assure your lordship, upon the word of an honest citizen, that I am not
richer, by the value of one of Mr. Wood's halfpence, with the sale of all
the several stuffs I have contrived, for I give the whole profit to the
dyers and pressers;[18] and, therefore, I hope you will please to believe,
that no other motive, beside the love of my country, could engage me to
busy my head and hands, to the loss of my time, and the gain of nothing
but vexation and ill-will.

I have now in hand one piece of stuff, to be woven on purpose for your
lordship; although I might be ashamed to offer it to you after I have
confessed, that it will be made only from the shreds and remnants of the
wool employed in the former. However, I shall work it up as well as I can;
and, at worst, you need only give it among your tenants....

I am told that the two points in my last letter, from which an occasion of
offence has been taken, are where I mention his Majesty's answer to the
address of the House of Lords upon Mr. Wood's patent; and where I
discourse upon Ireland's being a dependent kingdom. As to the former, I
can only say that I have treated it with the utmost respect and caution;
and I thought it necessary to show where Wood's patent differed, in many
essential parts, from all others that ever had been granted; because the
contrary had, for want of due information, been so strongly and so largely
asserted. As to the other, of Ireland's dependency, I confess to have
often heard it mentioned, but was never able to understand what it meant.
This gave me the curiosity to inquire among several eminent lawyers, who
professed they knew nothing of the matter. I then turned over all the
statutes of both kingdoms, without the least information, farther than an
Irish act, that I quoted, of the 33rd of Henry VIII., uniting Ireland to
England under one King. I cannot say I was sorry to be disappointed in my
search, because it is certain I could be contented to depend only upon God
and my prince, and the laws of my own country, after the manner of other
nations. But since my betters are of a different opinion, and desire
farther dependencies, I shall outwardly submit; yet still insisting in my
own heart, upon the exception I made of M. B., Drapier.... All I desire
is, that the cause of my country against Mr. Wood, may not suffer by any
inadvertency of mine. Whether Ireland depends upon England or only upon
God, the King, and the law, I hope no man will assert that it depends upon
Mr. Wood. I should be heartily sorry that this commendable spirit against
me should accidentally (and what, I hope, was never intended) strike a
damp upon that spirit in all ranks and corporations of men against the
desperate and ruinous design of Mr. Wood. Let my countrymen blot out those
parts in my last letter which they dislike; and let no rust remain on my
sword, to cure the wounds I have given to our most mortal enemy. When Sir
Charles Sedley was taking the oaths, where several things were to be
renounced, he said, "he loved renouncing;" asked, "if any more were to be
renounced; for he was ready to renounce as much as they pleased." Although
I am not so thorough a renouncer, yet let me have but good city-security
against this pestilent coinage, and I shall be ready not only to renounce
every syllable in all my four letters, but to deliver them cheerfully with
my own hands into those of the common hangman, to be burnt with no better
company than the coiner's effigies, if any part of it has escaped out of
the secular hands of my faithful friends, the common people. But, whatever
the sentiments of some people may be, I think it is agreed that many of
those who subscribed against me, are on the side of a vast majority in the
kingdom who opposed Mr. Wood; and it was with great satisfaction that I
observed some right honourable names very amicably joined with my own, at
the bottom of a strong declaration against him and his coin. But if the
admission of it among us be already determined, the worthy person who is
to betray me ought in prudence to do it with all convenient speed; or else
it may be difficult to find three hundred pounds sterling for the
discharge of his hire, when the public shall have lost five hundred
thousand, if there be so much in the nation; besides four-fifths of its
annual income for ever. I am told by lawyers, that in quarrels between man
and man, it is of much weight which of them gave the first provocation, or
struck the first blow. It is manifest that Mr. Wood has done both, and
therefore I should humbly propose to have him first hanged, and his dross
thrown into the sea; after which the Drapier will be ready to stand his
trial. "It must needs be that offences come, but woe unto him by whom the
offence comes." If Mr. Wood had held his hand, everybody else would have
held their tongues; and then there would have been little need of
pamphlets, juries, or proclamations, upon this occasion. The provocation
must needs have been very great, which could stir up an obscure, indolent
Drapier, to become an author. One would almost think, the very stones in
the street would rise up in such a cause; and I am not sure they will not
do so against Mr. Wood, if ever he comes within their reach. It is a known
story of the dumb boy, whose tongue forced a passage for speech by the
horror of seeing a dagger at his father's throat. This may lessen the
wonder, that a tradesman, hid in privacy and silence should cry out when
the life and being of his political mother are attempted before his face,
and by so infamous a wretch.

I am now resolved to follow (after the usual proceeding of mankind,
because it is too late) the advice given, me by a certain Dean.[19] He
showed the mistake I was in of trusting to the general good-will of the
people; "that I had succeeded hitherto better than could be expected; but
that some unfortunate circumstantial lapse would bring me within the reach
of power; that my good intentions would be no security against those who
watched every motion of my pen in the bitterness of my soul." He produced
an instance of "a writer as innocent, as disinterested, and as
well-meaning as myself; who had written a very seasonable and inoffensive
treatise, exhorting the people of this kingdom to wear their own
manufactures;[20] for which, however, the printer, was prosecuted with the
utmost virulence; the jury sent back nine times; and the man given up to
the mercy of the Court." The Dean farther observed, "that I was in a
manner left alone to stand the battle; while others, who had ten thousand
times better talents than a Drapier, were so prudent as to lie still; and
perhaps thought it no unpleasant amusement to look on with safety, while
another was giving them diversion at the hazard of his liberty and
fortune; and thought they made a sufficient recompense by a little
applause." Whereupon he concluded with a short story of a Jew at Madrid,
who, being condemned to the fire on account of his religion, a crowd of
schoolboys following him to the stake, and apprehending they might lose
their sport if he should happen to recant, would often clap him on the
back, and cry, "_Sta firme, Moyse_: Moses, continue steadfast."

I allow this gentleman's advice to have been very good, and his
observations just; and in one respect my condition is worse than that of
the Jew; for no recantation will save me. However, it should seem, by some
late proceedings, that my state is not altogether deplorable. This I can
impute to nothing but the steadiness of two impartial grand juries; which
has confirmed in me an opinion I have long entertained; that, as
philosophers say, virtue is seated in the middle; so, in another sense,
the little virtue left in the world, is chiefly to be found among the
middle rank of mankind, who are neither allured out of her paths by
ambition, nor driven by poverty....

But, to confess the truth, my lord, I begin to grow weary of my office as
a writer, and could heartily wish it were devolved upon my brethren, the
makers of songs and ballads, who perhaps are the best qualified at present
to gather up the gleanings of this controversy. As to myself, it has been
my misfortune to begin and pursue it upon a wrong foundation. For, having
detected the frauds and falsehoods of this vile impostor Wood in every
part, I foolishly disdained to have recourse to whining, lamenting, and
crying for mercy; but rather chose to appeal to law and liberty, and the
common rights of mankind, without considering the climate I was in. Since
your last residence in Ireland, I frequently have taken my nag to ride
about your grounds, where I fancied myself to feel an air of freedom
breathing around me; and I am glad the low condition of a tradesman did
not qualify me to wait on you at your house; for then I am afraid my
writings would not have escaped severer censures. But I have lately sold
my nag, and honestly told his greatest fault, which was that of snuffing
up the air about Brackdenstown; whereby he became such a lover of liberty,
that I could scarce hold him in. I have likewise buried, at the bottom of
a strong chest, your lordship's writings, under a heap of others that
treat of liberty, and spread over a layer or two of Hobbes, Filmer, Bodin,
and many more authors of that stamp, to be readiest at hand whenever I
shall be disposed to take up a new set of principles in government. In the
meantime, I design quietly to look to my shop, and keep as far out of your
lordship's influence as possible; and if you ever see any more of my
writings on this subject, I promise you shall find them as innocent, as
insipid, and without a sting, as what I have now offered you. But, if your
lordship will please to give me an easy lease of some part of your estate
in Yorkshire, thither will I carry my chest, and, turning it upside down,
resume my political reading where I left off, feed on plain homely fare,
and live and die a free, honest English farmer; but not without regret for
leaving my countrymen under the dread of the brazen talons of Mr.
Wood;--my most loyal and innocent countrymen, to whom I owe so much for
their good opinion of me, and my poor endeavours to serve them.

  I am, with the greatest respect,
  My Lord,
  Your Lordship's most obedient, and most humble servant,
  M. B.


Was written a little after the proclamation against the Drapier's fourth
Letter. It is delivered with much caution, because the Author confesses
himself to be the Dean of St. Patrick's.


_To the Lord Chancellor Middleton._

Deanery-house, _October, 1724_.


I desire you will consider me as a member who comes in at the latter end
of a debate; or as a lawyer who speaks to a cause when the matter has been
almost exhausted by those who spoke before.

I remember, some months ago, I was at your house upon a commission, where
I am one of the governors; but I went thither, not so much on account of
the commission, as to ask you some questions concerning Mr. Wood's patent
to coin halfpence for Ireland; where you very freely told me, in a mixed
company, how much you had always been against that wicked project;[21]
which raised in me an esteem for you so far that I went in a few days to
make you a visit, after many years' intermission. I am likewise told that
your son wrote two letters from London (one of which I have seen),
empowering those to whom they were directed to assure his friends, that
whereas there was a malicious report spread of his engaging himself to Mr.
Walpole for forty thousand pounds of Wood's coin to be received in
Ireland, the said report was false and groundless; and he had never
discoursed with that minister on this subject, nor would ever give his
consent to have one farthing of the said coin current here. And although
it be a long time since I have given myself the trouble of conversing with
people of titles or stations, yet I have been told by those who can take
up with such amusements, that there is not a considerable person of the
kingdom scrupulous in any sort to declare his opinion. But all this is
needless to allege, when we consider, that the ruinous consequences of
Wood's patent have been so strongly represented by both Houses of
Parliament, by the Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and Aldermen of Dublin;
by so many corporations; and the concurrence of the principal gentlemen in
most counties at their quarter-sessions, without any regard to party,
religion, or nation.

I conclude from hence, that the currency of these halfpence would, in the
universal opinion of our people, be utterly destructive to this kingdom;
and, consequently, that it is every man's duty, not only to refuse this
coin himself, but, as far as in him lies, to persuade others to do the
like; and whether this be done in private or in print, is all a case; as
no layman is forbidden to write or to discourse upon religious or moral
subjects, although he may not do it in a pulpit, at least in our Church.
Neither is this an affair of State, until authority shall think fit to
declare it so, or, if you should understand it in that sense, yet you will
please to consider, that I am not now preaching.

Therefore, I do think it my duty, since the Drapier will probably be no
more heard of, so far to supply his place, as not to incur his fortune;
for I have learned from old experience that there are times wherein a man
ought to be cautious as well as innocent. I therefore hope that,
preserving both those characters, I may be allowed, by offering new
arguments or enforcing old ones, to refresh the memory of my
fellow-subjects, and keep up that good spirit raised among them, to
preserve themselves from utter ruin by lawful means, and such as are
permitted by his Majesty.

I believe you will please to allow me two propositions: First, that we
are a most loyal people; and, secondly, that we are a free people, in the
common acceptation of that word, applied to a subject under a limited
monarch. I know very well that you and I did, many years ago, in discourse
differ much in the presence of Lord Wharton about the meaning of that word
_liberty_, with relation to Ireland. But, if you will not allow us to be a
free people, there is only another appellation left, which I doubt my Lord
Chief Justice Whitshed would call me to account for, if I venture to
bestow: for I observed (and I shall never forget upon what occasion) the
device upon his coach to be, _Libertas et natale solum_, at the very point
of time when he was sitting in his court, and perjuring himself to betray

I am heartily sorry that any writer should, in a cause so generally
approved, give occasion to the government and council to charge him with
paragraphs "highly reflecting upon his Majesty and his ministers; tending
to alienate the affections of his good subjects in England and Ireland
from each other, and to promote sedition among the people." I must confess
that, with many others, I thought he meant well, although he might have
the failing of better writers, not to be always fortunate in the manner of
expressing himself.

However, since the Drapier is but one man, I shall think I do a public
service by asserting that the rest of my countrymen are wholly free from
learning, out of his pamphlets to reflect on the King or his ministers,
and to breed sedition. I solemnly declare, that I never once heard the
least reflection cast upon the King on the subject of Mr. Wood's coin: for
in many discourses on this matter, I do not remember his Majesty's name to
be so much as mentioned. As to the ministry in England, the only two
persons hinted at were the Duke of Grafton and Mr. Walpole; the former, as
I have heard you and a hundred others affirm, declared, "that he never saw
the patent in favour of Mr. Wood before it was passed," although he was
then Lord-Lieutenant; and therefore, I suppose, everybody believes that
his Grace has been wholly unconcerned in it ever since. Mr. Walpole was
indeed supposed to be understood by the letter W. in several newspapers,
where it is said that some expressions fell from him not very favourable
to the people of Ireland, for the truth of which the kingdom is not to
answer, any more than for the discretion of the publishers. You observe,
the Drapier wholly clears Mr. Walpole of this charge by very strong
arguments, and speaks of him with civility.

I cannot deny myself to have been often present where the company gave
their opinion that Mr. Walpole favoured Mr. Wood's projects, which I
always contradicted, and for my own part never once opened my lips against
that minister, either in mixed or particular meetings; and my reason for
this reservedness was, because it pleased him in the Queen's time (I mean
Queen Anne, of ever-blessed memory) to make a speech directly against me
by name in the House of Commons, as I was told a very few minutes after,
in the Court of Requests, by more than fifty members....

But whatever unpleasing opinion some people might conceive of Mr. Walpole,
on account of those halfpence, I dare boldly affirm it was entirely owing
to Mr. Wood. Many persons of credit come from England, have affirmed to me
and others, that they have seen letters under his hand, full of arrogance
and insolence towards Ireland, and boasting of his favour with Mr.
Walpole; which is highly probable; because he reasonably thought it for
his interest to spread such a report, and because it is the known talent
of low and little spirits, to have a great man's name perpetually in their
mouths. Thus I have sufficiently justified the people of Ireland from
learning any bad lesson out of the Drapier's pamphlets, with regard to his
Majesty and his ministers; and therefore, if those papers were intended to
sow sedition among us, God be thanked the seeds have fallen upon a very
improper soil.

As to alienating the affections of the people of England and Ireland from
each other, I believe the Drapier, whatever his intentions were, has left
that matter just as he found it. I have lived long in both kingdoms, as
well in country as in town; and therefore take myself to be as well
informed as most men, in the dispositions of each people toward the other.
By the people, I understand here only the bulk of the common people: and I
desire no lawyer may distort or extend my meaning. There is a vein of
industry and parsimony, that runs through the whole people of England,
which, added to the easiness of their rents, makes them rich and sturdy.

As to Ireland, they know little more of it than they do of Mexico: farther
than that it is a country subject to the King of England, full of bogs,
inhabited by wild Irish Papists, who are kept in awe by mercenary troops
sent from thence: and their general opinion is, that it were better for
England if this whole island were sunk into the sea; for they have a
tradition, that every forty years there must be a rebellion in Ireland.

I have seen the grossest suppositions passed upon them: "That the wild
Irish were taken in toils; but that in some time they would grow so tame
as to eat out of your hands." I have been asked by hundreds, and
particularly by my neighbours, your tenants at Pepper-harrow, "whether I
had come from Ireland by sea?" and, upon the arrival of an Irishman to a
country town, I have known crowds coming about him, and wondering to see
him look so much better than themselves.

A gentleman, now in Dublin, affirms, "that, passing some months ago
through Northampton, and finding the whole town in a flurry, with bells,
bonfires, and illuminations; upon asking the cause, he was told that it
was for joy that the Irish had submitted to receive Wood's halfpence."
This, I think, plainly shows what sentiments that large town has of us;
and how little they made it their own case; although they lie directly in
our way to London, and therefore cannot but be frequently convinced that
we have human shapes.

As to the people of this kingdom, they consist either of Irish Papists,
who are as inconsiderable in point of power as the women and children; or
of English Protestants, who love their brethren of that kingdom, although
they may possibly sometimes complain when they think they are hardly used.
However, I confess I do not see that it is of any great consequence, how
the personal affections stand to each other, while the sea divides them
and while they continue in their loyalty to the same prince. And yet I
will appeal to you, whether those from England have reason to complain
when they come hither in pursuit of their fortunes? or, whether the people
of Ireland have reason to boast, when they go to England upon the same
design? My second proposition was, that we of Ireland are a free people;
this, I suppose, you will allow, at least with certain limitations
remaining in your own breast. However, I am sure it is not criminal to
affirm it; because the words liberty and property, as applied to the
subject, are often mentioned in both Houses of Parliament, as well as in
yours and other courts below; whence it must follow, that the people of
Ireland do or ought to enjoy all the benefits of the common and statute
law: such as to be tried by juries, to pay no money without their own
consent as represented in Parliament, and the like. If this be so, and if
it be universally agreed that a free people cannot by law be compelled to
take any money in payment except gold and silver, I do not see why any man
should be hindered from cautioning his countrymen against this coin of
William Wood, who is endeavouring by fraud to rob us of that property
which the laws have secured....

Before I conclude, I cannot but observe that for several months past
there have more papers been written in this town, such as they are, all
upon the best public principle, the love of our country, than perhaps has
been known in any other nation in so short a time. I speak in general,
from the Drapier down to the maker of ballads; and all without any regard
to the common motives of writers, which are profit, favour, and
reputation. As to profit, I am assured by persons of credit, that the best
ballad upon Mr. Wood will not yield above a groat to the author; and the
unfortunate adventurer Harding[22] declares he never made the Drapier any
present, except one pair of scissors. As to favour, whoever thinks to make
his court by opposing Mr. Wood, is not very deep in politics; and as to
reputation, certainly no man of worth and learning would employ his pen
upon so transitory a subject, and in so obscure a corner of the world, to
distinguish himself as an author, so that I look upon myself, the Drapier,
and my numerous brethren, to be all true patriots in our several degrees.

All that the public can expect for the future is, only to be sometimes
warned to beware of Mr. Wood's halfpence, and to be referred for
conviction to the Drapier's reasons. For a man of the most superior
understanding will find it impossible to make the best use of it while he
writes in constraint, perpetually softening, correcting, or blotting out
expressions for fear of bringing his printer, or himself, under a
prosecution from my Lord Chief Justice Whitshed. It calls to my
remembrance the madman in "Don Quixote," who being soundly beaten by a
weaver for letting a stone (which he always carried on his shoulder), fall
upon a spaniel, apprehended that every cur he met was of the same species.

For these reasons I am convinced, that what I have now written will appear
low and insipid; but if it contributes in the least to preserve that union
among us for opposing this fatal project of Mr. Wood, my pains will not be
altogether lost.

I sent these papers to an eminent lawyer (and yet a man of virtue and
learning into the bargain), who, after many alterations, returned them
back, with assuring me that they are perfectly innocent; without the least
mixture of treason, rebellion, sedition, malice, disaffection, reflection,
or wicked insinuation whatsoever.

If the bellman of each parish, as he goes his circuit, would cry out every
night "Past twelve o'clock; Beware of Wood's halfpence," it would probably
cut off the occasion for publishing any more pamphlets; provided that in
country towns it were done upon market-days. For my own part, as soon as
it shall be determined that it is not against law, I will begin the
experiment in the liberty of St. Patrick's; and hope my example may be
followed in the whole city. But if authority shall think fit to forbid all
writings or discourses upon this subject, except such as are in favour of
Mr. Wood, I will obey, as it becomes me; only, when I am in danger of
bursting, I will go and whisper among the reeds, not any reflection upon
the wisdom of my countrymen, but only these few words, BEWARE OF WOOD'S

  I am, with due respect,
  Your most obedient, humble servant,
  J. S.


Did not appear till 1735. It appears to have been written during the first
session in Lord Carteret's government. It is much more a start on a new
course, than a continuation of the past struggle.


_An Humble Address to Both Houses of Parliament._


  "Multa gement plagasque superbi

I have been told, that petitions and addresses, to either King or
Parliament, are the right of every subject, provided they consist with
that respect which is due to princes and great assemblies. Neither do I
remember, that the modest proposals or opinions of private men have been
ill-received, when they have not been delivered in the style of advice;
which is a presumption far from my thoughts. However, if proposals should
be looked upon as too assuming, yet I hope every man may be suffered to
declare his own and the nation's wishes. For instance; I may be allowed to
wish, that some farther laws were enacted for the advancement of trade;
for the improvement of agriculture, now strangely neglected, against the
maxims of all wise nations; for supplying the manifest defects in the acts
concerning the plantation of trees; for setting the poor to work; and many

Upon this principle I may venture to affirm, it is the hearty wish of the
whole nation, very few excepted, that the Parliament, in this session,
would begin by strictly examining into the detestable fraud of one William
Wood, now or late of London, hardwareman; who illegally and clandestinely,
as appears by your own votes and addresses, procured a patent in England
for coining halfpence in that kingdom to be current here. This, I say, is
the wish of the whole nation, very few excepted; and upon account of those
few, is more strongly and justly the wish of the rest; those few
consisting either of Wood's confederates, some obscure tradesmen, or
certain bold UNDERTAKERS,[23] of weak judgment and strong ambition, who
think to find their accounts in the ruin of the nation, by securing or
advancing themselves. And because such men proceed upon a system of
politics, to which I would fain hope you will be always utter strangers, I
shall humbly lay it before you.

Be pleased to suppose me in a station of fifteen hundred pounds a year,
salary and perquisites: and likewise possessed of 800_l._ a-year, real
estate. Then suppose a destructive project to be set on foot; such for
instance, as this of Wood; which, if it succeed in all the consequences
naturally to be expected from it, must sink the rents and wealth of the
kingdom one half, although I am confident it would have done so
five-sixths; suppose, I conceive that the countenancing, or privately
supporting, this project, will please those by whom I expect to be
preserved or higher exalted; nothing then remains, but to compute and
balance my gain and my loss, and sum up the whole. I suppose that I shall
keep my employment ten years, not to mention the fair chance of a better.

This, at 1500_l._ a year, amounts in ten years to 15,000_l._ My estate, by
the success of the said project, sinks 400_l._ a-year; which, at twenty
years' purchase, is but 8000_l._; so that I am a clear gainer of 7000_l._
upon the balance. And during all that period I am possessed of power and
credit, can gratify my favourites, and take vengeance on mine enemies. And
if the project miscarry, my private merit is still entire. This
arithmetic, as horrible as it appears, I knowingly affirm to have been
practised and applied, in conjunctures whereon depended the ruin or safety
of a nation; although probably the charity and virtue of a senate will
hardly be induced to believe, that there can be such monsters among
mankind. And yet the wise Lord Bacon mentions a sort of people (I doubt
the race is not yet extinct) who would "set a house on fire for the
convenience of roasting their own eggs at the flame."

But whoever is old enough to remember, and has turned his thoughts to
observe, the course of public affairs in this kingdom from the time of the
Revolution, must acknowledge, that the highest points of interest and
liberty have often been sacrificed to the avarice and ambition of
particular persons, upon the very principles and arithmetic that I have
supposed. The only wonder is, how these artists were able to prevail upon
numbers, and influence even public assemblies, to become instruments for
effecting their execrable designs.

It is, I think, in all conscience, latitude enough for vice, if a man in
station be allowed to act injustice upon the usual principles of getting a
bribe, wreaking his malice, serving his party, or consulting his
preferment, while his wickedness terminates in the ruin only of particular
persons; but to deliver up our whole country and every living soul who
inhabits it, to certain destruction, has not, as I remember, been
permitted by the most favourable casuists on the side of corruption.

It were far better, that all who have had the misfortune to be born in
this kingdom, should be rendered incapable of holding any employment
whatsoever above the degree of a constable (according to the scheme and
intention of a great minister,[24] _gone to his own place_), than to live
under the daily apprehension of a few false brethren among ourselves;
because, in the former case, we should be wholly free from the danger of
being betrayed, since none could then have impudence enough to pretend any
public good. It is true, that in this desperate affair of the new
halfpence, I have not heard of any man above my own degree of a
shopkeeper, to have been hitherto so bold, as, in direct terms, to
vindicate the fatal project; although I have been told of some very
mollifying expressions which were used, and very gentle expedients
proposed and handed about, when it first came under debate; but since the
eyes of the people have been so far opened, that the most ignorant can
plainly see their own ruin in the success of Wood's attempt, these grand
compounders have been more cautious.... In the small compass of my reading
(which, however, has been more extensive than is usual to men of my
inferior calling,) I have observed, that grievances have always preceded
supplies. And if ever grievances had a title to such pre-eminence, it must
be this of Wood; because it is not only the greatest grievance that any
country could suffer, but a grievance of such a kind, that, if it should
take effect, would make it impossible for us to give any supplies at all,
except in adulterate copper; unless a tax were laid, for paying the civil
and military lists and the large pensions, with real commodities instead
of money. Which, however, might be liable to some few objections, as well
as difficulties; for, although the common soldiers might be content with
beef, and mutton, and wool, and malt, and leather, yet I am in some doubt
as to the generals, the colonels, the numerous pensioners, the civil
officers and others, who all live in England upon Irish pay, as well as
those few who reside among us only because they cannot help it. There is
one particular, which, although I have mentioned more than once in some of
my former papers, yet I cannot forbear to repeat, and a little enlarge
upon it; because I do not remember to have read or heard of the like in
the history of any age or country, neither do I ever reflect upon it
without the utmost astonishment.

After the unanimous addresses to his sacred Majesty, against the patent of
Wood, from both Houses of Parliament, which are the three estates of the
kingdom, and likewise an address from the Privy-council, to whom, under
the chief governors, the whole administration is entrusted, the matter is
referred to a committee of council in London. Wood and his adherents are
heard on one side; and a few volunteers, without any trust or direction
from hence, on the other. The question, as I remember, chiefly turned upon
the want of halfpence in Ireland. Witnesses are called on the behalf of
Wood, of what credit I have formerly shown. Upon the issue, the patent is
found good and legal; all his Majesty's officers here, not excepting the
military, commanded to be aiding and assisting to make it effectual; the
addresses of both Houses of Parliament, of the Privy-council, and of the
city of Dublin, the declarations of most counties and corporations
throughout the kingdom, are altogether laid aside, as of no weight,
consequence, or consideration whatsoever; and the whole kingdom of Ireland
non-suited in default of appearance, as if it were a private case between
John Doe, plaintiff, and William Roe, defendant.

With great respect to those honourable persons, the committee of council
in London, I have not understood them to be our governors, councillors, or
judges. Neither did our case turn at all upon the questions whether
Ireland wanted halfpence or no. For there is no doubt, but we do want both
halfpence, gold, and silver; and we have numberless other wants, and some
that we are not so much as allowed to name, although they are peculiar to
this nation; to which no other is subject, whom God has blessed with
religion and laws, or any degree of soil and sunshine; but for what
demerits on our side, I am altogether in the dark. But I do not remember
that our want of halfpence was either affirmed or denied in any of our
addresses or declarations against those of Wood. We alleged the fraudulent
obtaining and executing of his patent; the baseness of his metal; and the
prodigious sum to be coined, which might be increased by stealth, from
foreign importation and his own counterfeits, as well as those at home;
whereby we must infallibly lose all our little gold and silver, and all
our poor remainder of a very limited and discouraged trade. We urged, that
the patent was passed without the least reference hither; and without
mention of any security given by Wood, to receive his own halfpence upon
demand; both which are contrary to all contrary proceedings in the like

These, and many other arguments, we offered, but still the patent went on;
and at this day our ruin would have been half completed, if God in His
mercy had not raised a universal detestation of these halfpence in the
whole kingdom, with a firm resolution never to receive them; since we are
not under obligations to do so by any law, either human or divine.

But, in the name of God, and of all justice and pity, when the King's
Majesty was pleased that this patent should pass, is it not to be
understood that he conceived, believed, and intended it, as a gracious act
for the good and benefit of his subjects, for the advantage of a great and
fruitful kingdom; of the most loyal kingdom upon earth, where no hand or
voice was ever lifted up against him; a kingdom, where the passage is not
three hours from Britain; and a kingdom where Papists have less power and
less land than in England? Can it be denied or doubted that his Majesty's
ministers understood and proposed the same end, the good of this nation,
when they advised the passing of this patent? Can the person of Wood be
otherwise regarded than as the instrument, the mechanic, the head-workman,
to prepare his furnace, his fuel, his metal, and his stamps? If I employ a
shoe-boy, is it in view to his advantage, or to my own convenience? I
mention the person of William Wood alone, because no other appears; and we
are not to reason upon surmises; neither would it avail, if they had a
real foundation. Allowing therefore (for we cannot do less) that this
patent for the coining of halfpence was wholly intended by a gracious
King, and a wise public-spirited ministry, for the advantage of Ireland;
yet when the whole kingdom to a man, for whose good the patent was
designed, do, upon maturest consideration, universally join in openly
declaring, protesting, addressing, petitioning, against these halfpence,
as the most ruinous project that ever was set on foot to complete the
slavery and destruction of a poor innocent country; is it, was it, can it,
or will it, ever be a question, not, whether such a kingdom, or William
Wood, should be a gainer; but whether such a kingdom should be wholly
undone, destroyed, sunk, depopulated, made a scene of misery and
desolation, for the sake of William Wood? God of His infinite mercy avert
this dreadful judgment! And it is our universal wish, that God would put
it into your hearts to be His instruments for so good a work.

For my own part, who am but one man, of obscure condition, I do solemnly
declare, in the presence of Almighty God, that I will suffer the most
ignominious and torturing death, rather than submit to receive this
accursed coin, or any other that shall be liable to these objections,
until they shall be forced upon me by a law of my own country; and, if
that shall ever happen, I will transport myself into some foreign land,
and eat the bread of poverty among a free people.

Am I legally punishable for these expressions? shall another proclamation
issue against me, because I presume to take my country's part against
William Wood, where her final destruction is intended? But, whenever you
shall please to impose silence upon me, I will submit; because I look upon
your unanimous voice to be the voice of the nation; and this I have been
taught, and do believe, to be in some manner the voice of God....

I have sometimes wondered upon what motives the peerage of England were so
desirous to determine our controversies; because I have been assured, and
partly know, that the frequent appeals from hence have been very irksome
to that illustrious body: and whoever has frequented the Painted Chamber
and Courts of Requests, must have observed, that they are never so nobly
filled as when an Irish appeal is under debate.

The peers of Scotland, who are very numerous, were content to reside in
their castles and houses in that bleak and barren climate; and although
some of them made frequent journeys to London, yet I do not remember any
of their greatest families, till very lately, to have made England their
constant habitation before the Union; or, if they did, I am sure it was
generally to their own advantage, and whatever they got was employed to
cultivate and increase their own estates, and by that means enrich
themselves and their country.

As to the great number of rich absentees under the degree of peers, what
particular ill-effects their absence may have upon this kingdom, besides
those already mentioned, may perhaps be too tender a point to touch. But
whether those who live in another kingdom upon great estates here, and
have lost all regard to their own country, farther than upon account of
the revenues they receive from it; I say, whether such persons may not be
prevailed upon to recommend others to vacant seats, who have no interest
here except a precarious employment, and consequently can have no views
but to preserve what they have got, or to be higher advanced; this, I am
sure, is a very melancholy question, if it be a question at all.

But, besides the prodigious profit which England receives by the
transmittal thither of two-thirds of the revenues of this old kingdom, it
has another mighty advantage, by making our country a receptacle, wherein
to disburden themselves of their supernumerary pretenders to offices;
persons of second-rate merit in their own country, who, like birds of
passage, most of them thrive and fatten here, and fly off when their
credit and employments are at an end. So that Ireland may justly say, what
Luther said of himself, POOR Ireland makes many rich!

If, amid all our difficulties, I should venture to assert that we have one
great advantage, provided we could improve it as we ought, I believe most
of my readers would be long in conjecturing what possible advantage could
ever fall to our share. However, it is certain that all the regular seeds
of party and faction among us are entirely rooted out, and if any new ones
shall spring up, they must be of equivocal generation, without any seed at
all, and will be justly imputed to a degree of stupidity beyond even what
we have been ever charged with upon the score of our birthplace and

The parties in this kingdom (including those of modern date) are, first,
of those who have been charged or suspected to favour the Pretender; and
those who were zealous opposers of him. Secondly, of those who were for
and against a toleration of Dissenters by law. Thirdly, of High and Low
Church, or (to speak in the cant of the times) of Whig and Tory. And,
fourthly, of court and country. If there be any more, they are beyond my
observation or politics; for, as to subaltern or occasional parties, they
have been all derivations from the same originals.

Now it is manifest, that all these incitements to faction, party, and
division, are wholly removed from among us. For, as to the Pretender, his
cause is both desperate and obsolete. There are very few now alive who
were men in his father's time, and in that prince's interest; and in all
others, the obligation of conscience has no place.[25] Even the Papists in
general, of any substance or estates, and their priests almost
universally, are what we call Whigs, in the sense which by that word is
generally understood. They feel the smart, and see the scars of their
former wounds, and very well know, that they must be made a sacrifice to
the least attempts toward a change; although it cannot be doubted that
they would be glad to have their superstition restored, under any prince

Secondly, the Dissenters are now tolerated by law; neither do we observe
any murmurs at present from that quarter, except those reasonable
complaints they make of persecution, because they are excluded from civil
employments; but their number being very small in either House of
Parliament, they are not yet in a situation to erect a party: because,
however indifferent men may be with regard to religion, they are now grown
wise enough to know that if such a latitude were allowed to Dissenters,
the few small employments left us in cities and corporations would find
other hands to lay hold on them.

Thirdly, the dispute between High and Low Church is now at an end;
two-thirds of the bishops having been promoted in this reign, and most of
them from England, who have bestowed all preferments in their gift to
those they could well confide in: the deaneries, all except three, and
many principal church-livings are in the donation of the Crown, so that we
already possess such a body of clergy as will never engage in controversy
upon that antiquated and exploded subject.

Lastly, as to court and country parties, so famous and avowed under most
reigns in English Parliaments; this kingdom has not, for several years
past, been a proper scene whereon to exercise such contentions, and is now
less proper than ever; many great employments for life being in distant
hands, and the reversions diligently watched and secured; the temporary
ones of any inviting value are all bestowed elsewhere as fast as they
drop, and the few remaining are of too low consideration to create
contests about them, except among younger brothers, or tradesmen like
myself. And therefore, to institute a court and country party, without
materials would be a very new system in politics, and what I believe was
never thought on before: nor, unless in a nation of idiots, can ever
succeed; for the most ignorant Irish cottager will not sell his cow for a

Therefore I conclude, that all party and faction, with regard to public
proceedings, are now extinguished in this kingdom; neither does it appear
in view how they can possibly revive, unless some new causes be
administered; which cannot be done without crossing the interests of those
who are the greatest gainers by continuing the same measures. And general
calamities, without hope of redress, are allowed to be the great uniters
of mankind.

However we may dislike the causes, yet this effect of begetting a
universal discord among us, in all national debates, as well as in cities,
corporations, and country neighbourhoods, may keep us at least alive, and
in a condition to eat the little bread allowed us in peace and amity.

I have heard of a quarrel in a tavern, where all were at daggers drawing,
till one of the company cried out, desiring to know the subject of the
quarrel; which, when none of them could tell, they put up their swords,
sat down, and passed the rest of the evening in quiet. The former has been
our case, I hope the latter will be so too; that we shall sit down
amicably together, at least until we have something that may give us a
title to fall out, since nature has instructed even a brood of goslings to
stick together, while the kite is hovering over their heads....


This piece, as its title expresses, was published when the bill against
the printer was to be brought before the grand jury: it warned them of
what was expected from them. Whiteshed, the Chief Justice, again attempted
to browbeat the jury, but in vain. The bill was thrown out: and the Chief
Justice could only show his resentment by dissolving the Grand Jury.
Whiteshed was so ridiculed that the vexation he suffered was thought to
have shortened his life.

_Seasonable Advice to the Grand Jury._

Concerning the bill preparing against the printer of the Drapier's fourth

_November 11th, 1724._

Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury to find against the printer
of the Drapier's last letter, there are several things maturely to be
considered by those gentlemen before they determine upon it.

First, they are to consider, that the author of the said pamphlet did
write three other discourses on the same subject, which, instead of being
censured, were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed
to have raised and continued that spirit among us, which has hitherto kept
out Wood's coin; for all men will grant, that if those pamphlets had not
been written, his coin must have overrun the nation some months ago.

Secondly, it is to be considered, that this pamphlet, against which a
proclamation has been issued, is written by the same author: that nobody
ever doubted the innocence and goodness of his design; that he appears,
through the whole tenour of it, to be a loyal subject to his Majesty, and
devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner
peculiarly zealous against the Pretender. And if such a writer, in four
several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is concerned,
and where it was necessary to speak of England and of liberty, should in
one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent expression, it would
be hard to condemn him, after all the good he has done, especially when we
consider that he could have no possible design in view, either of honour
or profit, but purely the GOOD of his country.

Thirdly, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in the
said pamphlet be really liable to a just exception, much less to be found
"wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon his Majesty and his
ministry," &c.

The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend
chiefly to fix on, are, first, where the author mentions the penner of the
King's answer. First, it is well known his Majesty is not master of the
English tongue; and therefore it is necessary that some other person
should be employed to pen what he has to say or write in that language.
Secondly, his Majesty's answer is not in the first person, but in the
third. It is not said, WE are concerned, or OUR royal predecessors; but
HIS MAJESTY is concerned, and HIS royal predecessors. By which it is
plain, these are properly not the words of his Majesty, but supposed to be
taken from him, and transmitted hither by one of his ministers. Thirdly,
it will be easily seen, that the author of the pamphlet delivers his
sentiments upon this particular with the utmost caution and respect, as
any impartial reader will observe.

The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a motive
to find the bill, is what the author says of Ireland's being a dependent
kingdom; he explains all the dependence he knows of, which is a law made
in Ireland, whereby it is enacted, "that whoever is King of England shall
be King of Ireland." Before this explanation be condemned, and the bill
found upon it, it would be proper that some lawyers should fully inform
the jury what other law there is, either statute or common, for this
dependency; and if there be no law, there is no transgression.

The fourth thing very maturely to be considered by the jury, is, what
influence their finding the bill may have upon the kingdom; the people in
general find no fault in the Drapier's last book, any more than in the
three former; and therefore, when they hear it is condemned by a grand
jury of Dublin, they will conclude it is done in favour of Wood's coin;
they will think we of this town have changed our minds, and intend to take
those halfpence, and therefore it will be in vain for them to stand out:
so that the question comes to this, which will be of the worst
consequence?--to let pass one or two expressions, at the worst only
unwary, in a book written for the public service; or to leave a free, open
passage for Wood's brass to overrun us, by which we shall be undone for
ever. The fifth thing to be considered is, that the members of the grand
jury, being merchants and principal shopkeepers, can have no suitable
temptation offered them as a recompense for the mischief they will do and
suffer by letting-in this coin; nor can be at any loss or danger by
rejecting the bill. They do not expect any employments in the State, to
make up in their own private advantages the destruction of their country;
whereas those who go about to advise, entice, or threaten them to find
that bill, have great employments, which they have a mind to keep, or to
get a greater; as it was likewise the case of all those who signed the
proclamation to have the author prosecuted. And therefore it is known,
that his grace the Lord Archbishop of Dublin, so renowned for his piety
and wisdom, and love of his country, absolutely refused to condemn the
book or the author.

Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding of the bill
may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent. I mean the printer. A lawyer
may pick out expressions, and make them liable to exception, where no
other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed that an ignorant
printer can be such a critic? He knew the author's design was honest and
approved by the whole kingdom: he advised with friends, who told him there
was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself: it was sent him in
an unknown hand; but the same in which he received the three former. He
and his wife have offered to take their oaths that they knew not the
author, and therefore, to find a bill that may bring punishment upon the
innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse. For it will be
impossible to find the author, unless he will please to discover himself;
although I wonder he ever concealed his name; but I suppose what he did at
first out of modesty, he continues to do out of prudence. God protect us
and him!

I will conclude all with a fable ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
when, upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story: Once
upon a time the wolves desired a league with the sheep, upon this
condition, that the cause of the strife might be taken away, which was the
shepherds and mastiffs: this being granted, the wolves, without all fear,
made havoc of the sheep.


The summers of 1724 and 1725 were spent in this country-seat, which his
friend Sheridan built for himself amongst the wildest of the Cavan heaths.
Quilca stood near a little lake surrounded by trees. Here Sheridan tried a
revival of the Roman chariot-races; the slope close by the lake was used
for a theatre; the place is redolent with memories of Swift, who loved the
place, though he perpetuated in verse the memory of its disorders, its
dilapidations, and the general shortcomings, in which it reflected its
owner's character and that of his scolding wife.


_Proposed to contain one-and-twenty volumes in quarto._

Begun April 20, 1724. To be continued weekly, if due encouragement be

But one lock and a half in the whole house.

The key of the garden-door lost.

The empty bottles all uncleanable.

The vessels for drink very few and leaky.

The new house going to ruin before it is finished.

One hinge of the street-door broke off, and the people forced to go out
and come in at the back-door.

The door of the Dean's bed-chamber full of large chinks.

The beaufet letting in so much wind that it almost blows out the candles.

The Dean's bed threatening every night to fall under him.

The little table loose and broken in the joints.

The passages open overhead, by which the cats pass continually into the
cellar, and eat the victuals, for which one was tried, condemned, and
executed by the sword.

The large table in a very tottering condition.

But one chair in the house fit for sitting on, and that in a very ill
state of health.

The kitchen perpetually crowded with savages.

Not a bit of mutton to be had in the country.

Want of beds, and a mutiny thereupon among the servants, until supplied
from Kells.

An egregious want of all the most common necessary utensils.

Not a bit of turf in this cold weather; and Mrs. Johnson and the Dean in
person, with all their servants, forced to assist at the bog, in gathering
up the wet bottoms of old clumps.

The grate in the ladies' bedchamber broke, and forced to be removed, by
which they were compelled to be without fire, the chimney smoking
intolerably; and the Dean's great-coat was employed to stop the wind from
coming down the chimney, without which expedient they must have been
starved to death.

A messenger sent a mile to borrow an old broken tun-dish.

Bottles stopped with bits of wood and tow, instead of corks.

Not one utensil for a fire, except an old pair of tongs, which travels
through the house, and is likewise employed to take the meat out of the
pot, for want of a flesh-fork.

Every servant an arrant thief as to victuals and drink, and every comer
and goer as arrant a thief of everything he or she can lay their hands on.

The spit blunted with poking into bogs for timber, and tears the meat to

_Bellum atque fæminam_; or a kitchen war between nurse and a nasty crew of
both sexes; she to preserve order and cleanliness, they to destroy both;
and they generally are conquerors.

_April 28._ This morning the great fore-door quite open, dancing backward
and forward with all its weight upon the lower hinge, which must have been
broken if the Dean had not accidentally come and relieved it.

A great hole in the floor of the ladies' chamber, every hour hazarding a
broken leg.

Two iron spikes erect on the Dean's bedstead, by which he is in danger of
a broken shin at rising and going to bed.

The ladies' and Dean's servants growing fast into the manners and
thieveries of the natives; the ladies themselves very much corrupted; the
Dean perpetually storming, and in danger of either losing all his flesh,
or sinking into barbarity for the sake of peace.

Mrs. Dingley full of cares for herself, and blunders and negligence for
her friends. Mrs. Johnson sick and helpless. The Dean deaf and fretting;
the lady's maid awkward and clumsy; Robert lazy and forgetful; William a
pragmatical, ignorant, and conceited puppy; Robin and nurse the two great
and only supports of the family.

_Bellum lactæum_; or the milky battle, fought between the Dean and the
crew of Quilca; the latter insisting on their privilege of not milking
till eleven in the forenoon: whereas Mrs. Johnson wanted milk at eight for
her health. In this battle the Dean got the victory; but the crew of
Quilca begin to rebel again; for it is this day almost ten o'clock, and
Mrs. Johnson has not got her milk.

A proverb on the laziness and lodgings of the servants: "The worse their
sty--the longer they lie."

Two great holes in the wall of the ladies' bedchamber, just at the back of
the bed, and one of them directly behind Mrs. Johnson's pillow, either of
which would blow out a candle in the calmest day.



_A Memorial of the poor Inhabitants, Tradesmen, and Labourers of the
Kingdom of Ireland._[26]

Dublin, _March 25th, 1738_.


I received a paper from you, whoever you are, printed without any name of
author or printer, and sent, I suppose, to me among others, without any
particular distinction. It contains a complaint of the dearness of corn,
and some schemes for making it cheaper which I cannot approve of.

But pray permit me, before I go farther, to give you a short history of
the steps by which we arrived at this hopeful situation.

It was, indeed, the shameful practice of too many Irish farmers, to wear
out their ground with ploughing; while, either through poverty, laziness,
or ignorance, they neither took care to measure it as they ought, nor
gave time to any part of the land to recover itself; and when their leases
were near expiring, being assured that their landlords would not renew,
they ploughed even the meadows, and made such havoc, that their landlords
were considerable sufferers by it.

This gave birth to that abominable race of graziers, who, upon expiration
of the farmers' leases, were ready to engross great quantities of land;
and the gentlemen having been often before ill paid, and their land worn
out of heart, were too easily tempted, when a rich grazier made an offer
to take all their land, and give them security for payment. Thus a vast
tract of land, where twenty or thirty farmers lived, together with their
cottagers and labourers in their several cabins, became all desolate, and
easily managed by one or two herdsmen and their boys; whereby the master
grazier, with little trouble, seized to himself the livelihood of a
hundred people.

It must be confessed, that the farmers were justly punished for their
knavery, brutality, and folly. But neither are the squires and landlords
to be excused; for to them is owing the depopulating of the country, the
vast number of beggars, and the ruin of those few sorry improvements we
had. That farmers should be limited in ploughing is very reasonable, and
practised in England, and might have easily been done here by penal
clauses in their leases; but to deprive them, in a manner, altogether from
tilling their lands, was a most stupid want of thinking.

Had the farmers been confined to plough a certain quantity of land, with a
penalty of ten pounds an acre for whatever they exceeded, and farther
limited for the three or four last years of their leases, all this evil
had been prevented; the nation would have saved a million of money, and
been more populous by above two hundred thousand souls.

For a people, denied the benefit of trade, to manage their lands in such a
manner as to produce nothing but what they are forbidden to trade with, or
only such things as they can neither export nor manufacture to advantage,
is an absurdity that a wild Indian would be ashamed of; especially when we
add, that we are content to purchase this hopeful commerce, by sending to
foreign markets for our daily bread.

The grazier's employment is to feed great flocks of sheep, or
black-cattle, or both. With regard to sheep, as folly is usually
accompanied with perverseness, so it is here. There is something so
monstrous to deal in a commodity (farther than for our own use), which we
are not allowed to export manufactured, nor even unmanufactured, but to
one certain country, and only to some few ports in that country; there is,
I say, something so sottish, that it wants a name in our language to
express it by, and the good of it is, that the more sheep we have, the
fewer human creatures are left to wear the wool, or eat the flesh.

Ajax was mad when he mistook a flock of sheep for his enemies; but we
shall never be sober until we have the same way of thinking.

The other part of the grazier's business is, what we call black-cattle,
producing hides, tallow, and beef for exportation: all which are good and
useful commodities, if rightly managed. But it seems the greatest part of
the hides are sent out raw, for want of bark to tan them; and that want
will daily grow stronger, for I doubt the new project of tanning without
it is at an end.

Our beef, I am afraid, still continues scandalous in foreign markets, for
the old reasons; but our tallow, for anything I know, may be good.
However, to bestow the whole kingdom on beef and mutton, and thereby drive
out half the people who should eat their share, and force the rest to send
sometimes as far as Egypt for bread to eat with it, is a most peculiar and
distinguished piece of public economy, of which I have no comprehension.

I know very well that our ancestors the Scythians, and their posterity,
our kinsmen the Tartars, lived upon the blood, and milk, and raw flesh of
their cattle, without one grain of corn; but I confess myself so
degenerate, that I am not easy without bread to my victuals....

Now, sir, to return more particularly to you and your memorial. A hundred
thousand barrels of wheat, you say, should be imported hither: and ten
thousand pounds, premium to the importers. Have you looked into the purse
of the nation?

I am no Commissioner of the Treasury; but am well assured that the whole
running cash would not supply you with a sum to purchase so much corn,
which, only at twenty shillings a barrel, will be a hundred thousand
pounds; and ten thousand more for the premium. But you will traffic for
your corn with other goods; and where are those goods? if you had them,
they are all engaged to pay the rents of absentees, and other occasions in
London, besides a huge balance of trade this year against us. Will
foreigners take our bankers' paper? I suppose they will value it at little
more than so much a quire. Where are these rich farmers and engrossers of
corn, in so bad a year, and so little sowing. You are in pain for two
shillings premium, and forget the twenty shillings for the price; find me
out the latter, and I will engage for the former.

Your scheme for a tax for raising such a sum is all visionary, and owing
to a great want of knowledge in the miserable state of this nation. Tea,
coffee, sugar, spices, wine, and foreign clothes, are the particulars you
mention upon which this tax should be raised. I will allow the two first;
because they are unwholesome; and the last, because I should be glad if
they were all burned: but I beg you will leave us our wine to make us
awhile forget our misery, or give your tenants leave to plough for barley.
But I will tell you a secret, which I learned many years ago from the
commissioners of the customs in London: they said, when any commodity
appeared to be taxed above a moderate rate, the consequence was, to lessen
that branch of the revenue by one half; and one of those gentlemen
pleasantly told me, that the mistake of parliaments, on such occasions,
was owing to an error of computing two and two to make four, whereas, in
the business of laying impositions, two and two never made more than one;
which happens by lessening the import, and the strong temptation of
running such goods as paid high duties at least in this kingdom....

You are concerned how strange and surprising it would be in foreign parts
to hear that the poor were starving in a RICH country, &c. Are you in
earnest? Is Ireland the rich country you mean? Or are you insulting our
poverty? Were you ever out of Ireland? Or were you ever in it till of
late? You may probably have a good employment, and are saving all you can
to purchase a good estate in England.

But by talking so familiarly of one hundred and ten thousand pounds, by a
tax upon a few commodities, it is plain you are either naturally or
affectedly ignorant of our present condition: or else you would know and
allow, that such a sum is not to be raised here, without a general excise;
since, in proportion to our wealth, we pay already in taxes more than
England ever did in the height of war. And when you have brought over your
corn, who will be the buyers?--most certainly not the poor, who will not
be able to purchase the twentieth part of it.

Sir, upon the whole, your paper is a very crude piece, liable to more
objections than there are lines; but I think your meaning is good, and so
far you are pardonable.

If you will propose a general contribution for supporting the poor in
potatoes and butter-milk till the new corn comes in, perhaps you may
succeed better, because the thing at least is possible; and I think if our
brethren in England would contribute upon this emergency, out of the
million they gain from us every year, they would do a piece of justice as
well as charity. In the meantime, go and preach to your own tenants to
fall to the plough as fast as they can, and prevail with your neighbouring
squires to do the same with theirs; or else die with the guilt of having
driven away half the inhabitants, and starving the rest.

But why all this concern for the poor? We want them not, as the country is
now managed; they may follow thousands of their leaders, and seek their
bread abroad. Where the plough has no work, one family can do the business
of fifty, and you may send away the other forty-nine. An admirable piece
of husbandry, never known or practised by the wisest nations, who
erroneously thought people to be the riches of a country!

If so wretched a state of things would allow it, methinks I could have a
malicious pleasure, after all the warning I have in vain given the public,
at my own peril, for several years past, to see the consequences and
events answering in every particular. I pretend to no sagacity; what I
writ was little more than what I had discoursed to several persons, who
were generally of my opinion, and it was obvious to every common
understanding that such effects must needs follow from such causes--a
fair issue of things begun upon party rage, while some sacrificed the
public to fury, and others to ambition; while a spirit of faction and
oppression reigned in every part of the country, where gentlemen, instead
of consulting the ease of their tenants, or cultivating their lands, were
worrying one another upon points of Whig and Tory, of High Church and Low
Church, which no more concerned them than the long and famous controversy
of strops for razors: while agriculture was wholly discouraged, and
consequently half the farmers and labourers, and poorer tradesmen forced
to beggary or banishment. "Wisdom crieth in the streets: Because I have
called on you; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye
have set at nought all my counsels, and would none of my reproof; I also
will laugh at your calamity, and mock when your fear cometh."

I have now done with your Memorial, and freely excuse your mistakes, since
you appear to write as a stranger, and as of a country which is left at
liberty to enjoy the benefits of nature, and to make the best of those
advantages which God has given it, in soil, climate, and situation.


The heading of this tract would imply that the theories of political
economy have no application to Ireland. Here he shows, one by one, how the
ordinary rules that guide us in regard to other nations are utterly
fallacious when applied to Ireland. What strikes us most in all these
tracts is the deliberate incisiveness of their irony, the despairing
bitterness that gives them finish and completeness.


_The Truth of Maxims in State and Government examined with reference to

Written in 1724.

There are certain maxims of State, founded upon long observation and
experience, drawn from the constant practice of the wisest nations, and
from the very principles of government, nor even controuled by any writer
on politics. Yet all these maxims do necessarily presuppose a kingdom, or
commonwealth, to have the same natural rights common to the rest of
mankind, who have entered into civil society; for if we could conceive a
nation where each of the inhabitants had but one eye, one leg, and one
hand, it is plain, before you could institute them into a republic, that
an allowance must be made for those material defects wherein they differed
from other mortals. Or, imagine a legislature forming a system for the
government of bedlam, and, proceeding upon the maxim that man is a
sociable animal, should draw them out of their cells, and form them into
corporations or general assemblies; the consequence might probably be that
they would fall foul on each other, or burn the house over their own

Of the like nature are innumerable errors committed by crude and short
thinkers, who reason upon general topics, without the least allowance for
the most important circumstances, which quite alter the nature of the

This has been the fate of those small dealers who are every day publishing
their thoughts, either on paper or in their assemblies, for improving the
trade of Ireland, and referring us to the practice and example of England,
Holland, France, or other nations.

I shall, therefore, examine certain maxims of government, which generally
pass for uncontrouled in the world, and consider how far they will suit
with the present condition of this kingdom. First, It is affirmed by wise
men that the dearness of things necessary for life, in a fruitful country,
is a certain sign of wealth and great commerce; for when such necessaries
are dear, it must absolutely follow that money is cheap and plentiful.

But this is manifestly false in Ireland, for the following reason. Some
years ago, the species of money here did probably amount to six or seven
hundred thousand pounds; and I have good cause to believe that our
remittances then did not much exceed the cash brought in to us. But, by
the prodigious discouragements we have since received in every branch of
our trade, by the frequent enforcement and rigorous execution of the
Navigation-act--the tyranny of under custom-house officers--the yearly
addition of absentees--the payments to regiments abroad, to civil and
military officers residing in England--the unexpected sudden demands of
great sums from the treasury--and some other drains of perhaps as great
consequence--we now see ourselves reduced to a state (since we have no
friends) of being pitied by our enemies; at least, if our enemies were of
such a kind as to be capable of any regard towards us except of hatred and

Forty years are now passed since the Revolution, when the contention of
the British Empire was, most unfortunately for us, and altogether against
the usual course of such mighty changes in government, decided in the
least important nation; but with such ravages and ruin executed on both
sides, as to leave the kingdom a desert, which in some sort it still

Neither did the long rebellions in 1641, make half such a destruction of
houses, plantations, and personal wealth, in both kingdoms, as two years'
campaigns did in ours, by fighting England's battles.

By slow degrees, as by the gentle treatment we received under two
auspicious reigns,[27] we grew able to live without running in debt.

Our absentees were but few; we had great indulgence in trade, and a
considerable share in employments of Church and State; and while the short
leases continued, which were let some years after the war ended, tenants
paid their rents with ease and cheerfulness, to the great regret of their
landlords, who had taken up a spirit of opposition that is not easily
removed. And although in these short leases, the rent was gradually to
increase after short periods, yet, as soon as the terms elapsed, the land
was let to the highest bidder, most commonly without the least effectual
clause for building or planting. Yet, by many advantages, which this
island then possessed, and has since utterly lost, the rents of land still
grew higher upon every lease that expired, till they have arrived at the
present exorbitance; when the frog, over-swelling himself, burst at last.

With the price of land, of necessity rose that of corn and cattle, and all
other commodities that farmers deal in; hence likewise, obviously, the
rates of all goods and manufactures among shopkeepers, the wages of
servants, and hire of labourers. But although our miseries came on fast,
with neither trade nor money left; yet neither will the landlord abate in
his rent, nor can the tenant abate in the price of what the rest must be
paid with, nor any shopkeeper, tradesman, or labourer live, at lower
expense for food and clothing, than he did before.

I have been the larger upon this first head, because the same observations
will clear up and strengthen a good deal of what I shall affirm upon the

The second maxim of those who reason upon trade and government, is, to
assert that low interest is a certain sign of great plenty of money in a
nation, for which, as in many other articles, they produce the examples
of Holland and England. But, with relation to Ireland, this maxim is
likewise entirely false.

There are two reasons for the lowness of interest in any country. First,
that which is usually alleged, the great plenty of species; and this is
obvious. The second is, want of trade, which seldom falls under common
observation, although it be equally true, for, where trade is altogether
discouraged, there are few borrowers. In those countries where men can
employ a large stock, the young merchant, whose fortune may be four or
five hundred pounds, will venture to borrow as much more, and can afford a
reasonable interest. Neither is it easy, at this day, to find many of
those, whose business reaches to employ even so inconsiderable a sum,
except among the importers of wine, who, as they have most part of the
present trade in these parts of Ireland in their hands, so they are the
most exorbitant, exacting fraudulent dealers, that ever trafficked in any
nation, and are making all possible speed to ruin both themselves and the

From this defect of gentlemen's not knowing how to dispose of their ready
money, arises the high purchase of land, which in all other countries is
reckoned a sign of wealth. For, the frugal squires, who live below their
incomes, have no other way to dispose of their savings but by mortgage or
purchase, by which the rates of land must naturally increase; and if this
trade continues long, under the uncertainty of rents, the landed men of
ready money will find it more for their advantage to send their cash to
England, and place it in the funds; which I myself am determined to do,
the first considerable sum I shall be master of.

It has likewise been a maxim among politicians, "That the great increase
of buildings in the metropolis, argues a flourishing state." But this, I
confess, has been controuled from the example of London; when, by the long
and annual parliamentary session, such a number of senators with their
families, friends, adherents, and expectants, draw such prodigious numbers
to that city, that the old hospitable custom of lords and gentlemen living
in their ancient seats among their tenants, is almost lost in England; is
laughed out of doors; insomuch that, in the middle of summer, a legal
House of Lords and Commons might be brought in a few hours to London, from
their country villas within twelve miles round.

The case in Ireland is yet somewhat worse: for the absentees of great
estates, who, if they lived at home, would have many rich retainers in
their neighbourhoods, have learned to rack their lands, and shorten their
leases, as much as any residing squire; and the few remaining of those
latter, having some vain hope of employments for themselves, or their
children, and discouraged by the beggarliness and thievery of their own
miserable farmers and cottagers, or seduced by the vanity of their wives,
on pretence of their children's education (whereof the fruits are so
apparent), together with that most wonderful, and yet more unaccountable
zeal, for a seat in their assembly, though at some years' purchase of
their whole, estates: these, and some other motives, have drawn such
concourse to this beggarly city, that the dealers of the several branches
of building have found out all the commodious and inviting places for
erecting new houses; while fifteen hundred of the old ones, which is a
seventh part of the whole city, are said to be left uninhabited, and
falling to ruin. Their method is the same with that which was first
introduced by Dr. Barebone at London, who died a bankrupt. The mason, the
bricklayer, the carpenter, the slater, and the glazier, take a lot of
ground, club to build one or more houses, unite their credit, their stock,
and their money; and when their work is finished sell it to the best
advantage they can. But, as it often happens, and more every day, that
their fund will not answer half their design, they are forced to undersell
it at the first story, and are all reduced to beggary. Insomuch, that I
know a certain fanatic brewer, who is reported to have some hundreds of
houses in this town, is said to have purchased the greatest part of them
at half value from ruined undertakers; has intelligence of all new houses
where the finishing is at a stand, takes advantage of the builders'
distress, and, by the advantage of ready money, gets fifty _per cent._ at
least for his bargain.

It is another undisputed maxim in government, "That people are the riches
of a nation;" which is so universally granted, that it will be hardly
pardonable to bring it into doubt. And I will grant it to be so far true,
even in this island, that if we had the African custom, or privilege, of
selling our useless bodies for slaves to foreigners, it would be the most
useful branch of our trade, by ridding us of a most unsupportable burden,
and bringing us money in the stead. But, in our present situation, at
least five children in six who are born, lie a dead weight upon us, for
want of employment. And a very skilful computer assured me, that above one
half of the souls in this kingdom supported themselves by begging and
thievery; two-thirds whereof would be able to get their bread in any other
country upon earth. Trade is the only incitement to labour; where that
fails, the poorer native must either beg, steal or starve, or be forced to
quit his country. This has made me often wish, for some years past, that
instead of discouraging our people from seeking foreign soil, the public
would rather pay for transporting all our unnecessary mortals, whether
Papists or Protestants, to America; as drawbacks are sometimes allowed for
exporting commodities, where a nation is overstocked. I confess myself to
be touched with very sensible pleasure, when I hear of a mortality in any
country parish or village, where the wretches are forced to pay for a
filthy cabin, and two ridges of potatoes, treble the worth; brought up to
steal or beg, for want of work; to whom death would be the best thing to
be wished for on account both of themselves and the public.

Among all taxes imposed by the legislature, those upon luxury are
universally allowed to be the most equitable, and beneficial to the
subject; and the commonest reasoner on government might fill a volume with
arguments on the subject. Yet here again, by the singular fate of Ireland,
this maxim is utterly false; and the putting of it in practice may have
such a pernicious consequence, as, I certainly believe, the thoughts of
proposers were not able to reach.

The miseries we suffer by our absentees, are of a far more extensive
nature than seems to be commonly understood. I must vindicate myself to
the reader so far, as to declare solemnly, that what I shall say of those
lords and squires, does not arise from the least regard I have for their
understandings, their virtues, or their persons: for, although I have not
the honour of the least acquaintance with any one among them (my ambition
not soaring so high), yet I am too good a witness of the situation they
have been in for thirty years past; the veneration paid them by the
people, the high esteem they are in among the prime nobility and gentry,
the particular marks of favour and distinction they receive from the
Court; the weight and consequence of their interest, added to their great
zeal and application for preventing any hardships their country might
suffer from England, wisely considering that their own fortunes and
honours were embarked in the same bottom.


Here, Swift catalogues in regular order the possible adjuncts and
conditions of prosperity, and shows how the very negative of each is
present in Ireland. "If we flourish, it is against every law of nature and
reason: like the thorn of Glastonbury, which blossoms in the midst of
winter." He draws a fanciful picture of what Ireland might seem to a
stranger, favoured as she is by nature; but breaks from it in despair. All
his tracts have one end and aim: "Be independent." Law cannot help; theory
is futile; English selfishness is great. Whatever you get will be by
self-assertion and by that alone. Swift was acquainted with the current
nostrums, which he despised. He saw the evil lay deeper, and that it could
be cured only by giving to Ireland the motive power of independence. He
kindled her energy by plain bald statements, withering sarcasm, derisive
scorn, and the fiercest indignation. The sarcasm and indignation are for
the English selfishness; the scorn for Irish imbecility and weakness.

_A Short View of the State of Ireland, 1727._

I am assured, that it has for some time been practised as a method of
making men's court, when they are asked about the rate of lands, the
abilities of the tenants, the state of trade and manufacture in this
kingdom, and how their rents are paid; to answer, that in their
neighbourhood all things are in a flourishing condition, the rent and
purchase of land every day increasing. And if a gentleman happen to be a
little more sincere in his representation, besides being looked on as not
well-affected, he is sure to have a dozen contradictors at his elbow. I
think it is no manner of secret, why these questions are so cordially
asked, or so obligingly answered.

But since, with regard to the affairs of this kingdom, I have been using
all endeavours to subdue my indignation, to which indeed I am not provoked
by any personal interest, not being the owner of one spot of ground in the
whole island; I shall only enumerate, by rules generally known, and never
contradicted, what are the true causes of any country's flourishing and
growing rich; and then examine what effects arise from those causes in the
kingdom of Ireland.

The first cause of a kingdom's thriving is, the fruitfulness of the soil
to produce the necessaries and conveniences of life; not only sufficient
for the inhabitants, but for exportation into other countries.

The second is, the industry of the people, in working up all their native
commodities to the last degree of manufacture.

The third is, the conveniency of safe ports and havens, to carry out their
own goods as much manufactured, and bring in those of others as little
manufactured as the nature of mutual commerce will allow.

The fourth is, that the natives should, as much as possible, export and
import their goods in vessels of their own timber, made in their own

The fifth is, the privilege of a free trade in all foreign countries which
will permit them, except those who are in war with their own prince or

The sixth is, by being governed only by laws made with their own consent;
for otherwise they are not a free people. And therefore all appeals for
justice, or applications for favour or preferment, to another country, are
so many grievous impoverishments.

The seventh is, by improvement of land, encouragement of agriculture, and
thereby increasing the number of their people; without which any country,
however blessed by nature, must continue poor.

The eighth is, the residence of the prince, or chief administrator of the
civil power.

The ninth is, the concourse of foreigners, for education, curiosity, or
pleasure, or as to a general mart of trade.

The tenth is, by disposing all offices of honour, profit, or trust, only
to the natives; or at least with very few exceptions, where strangers have
long inhabited the country, and are supposed to understand and regard the
interests of it as their own.

The eleventh is, when the rents of land and profits of employment are
spent in the country which produced them, and not in another; the former
of which will certainly happen where the love of our native country

The twelfth is, by the public revenues being all spent and employed at
home, except on the occasions of a foreign war.

The thirteenth is, where the people are not obliged unless they find it
for their own interest or conveniency, to receive any moneys, except of
their own coinage by a public mint, after the manner of all civilized

The fourteenth is, a disposition of the people of a country to wear their
own manufactures, and import as few incitements to luxury, either in
clothes, furniture, food, or drink, as they can possibly live
conveniently without.

There are many other causes of a nation's thriving, which I at present
cannot recollect; but without advantage from at least some of these, after
turning my thoughts a long time, I am not able to discover whence our
wealth proceeds, and therefore would gladly be better informed. In the
meantime, I will here examine what share falls to Ireland of these causes,
or of the effects and consequences.

It is not my intention to complain, but barely to relate facts; and the
matter is not of small importance. For it is allowed, that a man who lives
in a solitary house, far from help, is not wise in endeavouring to acquire
in the neighbourhood the reputation of being rich; because those who come
for gold, will go off with pewter and brass, rather than return empty: and
in the common practice of the world, those who possess most wealth, make
the least parade; which they leave to others, who have nothing else to
bear them out in showing their faces on the Exchange.

As to the first cause of a nation's riches, being the fertility of the
soil, as well as temperature of the climate, we have no reason to
complain; for, although the quantity of unprofitable land in this kingdom,
reckoning bog and rock and barren mountain, be double in proportion to
what it is in England; yet the native productions, which both kingdoms
deal in, are very near on an equality in point of goodness, and might,
with the same encouragement, be as well manufactured. I except mines and
minerals; in some of which, however, we are only defective in point of
skill and industry. In the second, which is the industry of the people,
our misfortune is not altogether owing to our own fault, but to a million
of discouragements.

The conveniency of ports and havens, which nature has bestowed so
liberally on this kingdom, is of no more use to us than a beautiful
prospect to a man shut up in a dungeon.

As to shipping of its own, Ireland is so utterly unprovided, that of all
the excellent timber cut down within these fifty or sixty years, it can
hardly be said that the nation has received the benefit of one valuable
house to dwell in, or one ship to trade with. Ireland is the only kingdom
I ever heard or read of, either in ancient or modern story, which was
denied the liberty of exporting their native commodities and manufactures
wherever they pleased, except to countries at war with their own prince or
State: yet this privilege, by the superiority of mere power, is refused us
in the most momentous parts of commerce; besides an act of navigation, to
which we never consented, pinned down upon us, and rigorously executed;
and a thousand other unexampled circumstances, as grievous as they are
invidious to mention. To go on to the rest. It is too well known, that we
are forced to obey some laws we never consented to; which is a condition I
must not call by its true uncontroverted name, for fear of Lord Chief
Justice Whitshed's ghost, with his _Libertas et natale solum_ written for
a motto on his coach, as it stood at the door of the court, while he was
perjuring himself to betray both. Thus we are in the condition of
patients, who have physic sent them by doctors at a distance, strangers to
their constitution and the nature of their disease....

As to the improvement of land, those few who attempt that or planting,
through covetousness, or want of skill, generally leave things worse than
they were; neither succeeding in trees nor hedges; and, by running into
the fancy of grazing, after the manner of the Scythians, are every day
depopulating the country.

We are so far from having a king to reside among us, that even the viceroy
is generally absent four-fifths of his time in the government.

No strangers from other countries make this a part of their travels;
where they can expect to see nothing but scenes of misery and desolation.

Those who have the misfortune to be born here, have the least title to any
considerable employment; to which they are seldom preferred, but upon a
political consideration. One-third part of the rents of Ireland is spent
in England; which, with the profit of employments, pensions, appeals,
journeys of pleasure or health, education at the Inns of Court and both
Universities, remittances at pleasure, the pay of all superior officers in
the army, and other incidents, will amount to a full half of the income of
the whole kingdom, all clear profit to England.

We are denied the liberty of coining gold, silver, or even copper. In the
Isle of Man they coin their own silver; every petty prince, vassal to the
Emperor, can coin what money he pleases. And in this, as in most of the
articles already mentioned, we are an exception to all other states and
monarchies that were ever known in the world.

As to the last, or fourteenth article, we take special care to act
diametrically contrary to it in the whole course of our lives. Both sexes,
but especially the women, despise and abhor to wear any of their own
manufactures, even those which are better made than in other countries;
particularly a sort of silk plaid, through which the workmen are forced to
run a kind of gold thread, that it may pass for Indian.

Even ale and potatoes are imported from England, as well as corn; and our
foreign trade is little more than importation of French wine, for which I
am told we pay ready money.

Now, if all this be true (upon which I could easily enlarge), I should be
glad to know, by what secret method it is that we grow a rich and
flourishing people, without liberty, trade, manufactures, inhabitants,
money, or the privilege of coining; without industry, labour, or
improvement of land; and with more than half the rent and profits of the
whole kingdom annually exported, for which we receive not a single
farthing; and to make up all this, nothing worth mentioning, except the
linen of the North, a trade, casual, corrupted, and at mercy; and some
butter from Cork. If we do flourish, it must be against every law of
nature and reason; like the thorn at Glastonbury, that blossoms in the
midst of winter....

There is not one argument used to prove the riches of Ireland, which is
not a logical demonstration of its poverty. The rise of our rents is
squeezed out of the very blood, and vitals, and clothes, and dwellings of
the tenants, who live worse than English beggars. The lowness of interest,
in all other countries a sign of wealth, is in us a proof of misery; there
being no trade to employ any borrower. Hence alone comes the dearness of
land, since the savers have no other way to lay out their money; hence the
dearness of necessaries of life; because the tenants cannot afford to pay
such extravagant rates for land (which they must take, or go a'begging),
without raising the price of cattle and of corn, although themselves
should live upon chaff. Hence our increase of building in this city;
because workmen have nothing to do but to employ one another, and one half
of them are infallibly undone. Hence the daily increase of bankers, who
may be a necessary evil in a trading country, but so ruinous in ours; who,
for their private advantage, have sent away all our silver, and one-third
of our gold; so that within three years past the running cash of the
nation, which was about five hundred thousand pounds, is now less than
two, and must daily diminish, unless we have liberty to coin, as well as
that important kingdom the Isle of Man, and the meanest principality in
the German empire, as I before observed.

I have sometimes thought, that this paradox of the kingdom's growing rich
is chiefly owing to those worthy gentlemen the BANKERS; who, except some
custom-house officers, birds of passage, oppressive thrifty squires, and a
few others who shall be nameless, are the only thriving among us: and I
have often wished that a law were enacted to hang up half a dozen bankers
every year, and thereby interpose at least some short delay to the farther
ruin of Ireland.

Ye are idle! ye are idle! answered Pharaoh to the Israelites, when they
complained to his Majesty that they were forced to make bricks without

England enjoys every one of those advantages for enriching a nation which
I have above enumerated; and, into the bargain, a good million returned to
them every year without labour or hazard, or one farthing value received
on our side; but how long we shall be able to continue the payment, I am
not under the least concern. One thing I know, that, when the hen is
starved to death, there will be no more golden eggs. I think it a little
unhospitable, and others may call it a subtile piece of malice, that
because there may be a dozen families in this town able to entertain their
English friends in a generous manner at their tables, their guests upon
their return to England shall report that we wallow in riches and luxury.

Yet I confess I have known an hospital, where all the household officers
grew rich; while the poor, for whose sake it was built, were almost
starved for want of food and raiment.

To conclude: If Ireland be a rich and flourishing kingdom, its wealth and
prosperity must be owing to certain causes, that are yet concealed from
the whole race of mankind; and the effects are equally invisible. We need
not wonder at strangers, when they deliver such paradoxes; but a native
and inhabitant of this kingdom, who gives the same verdict, must be either
ignorant to stupidity, or a man-pleaser, at the expense of all honour,
conscience, and truth.


_Written by herself, in a letter to her Friend; with his answer._


Being ruined by the inconstancy and unkindness of a lover, I hope a true
and plain relation of my misfortunes may be of use and warning to
credulous maids, never to put too much trust in deceitful men.

A gentleman in the neighbourhood[28] had two mistresses, another and
myself;[29] and he pretended honourable love to us both. Our three houses
stood pretty near one another; his was parted from mine by a river,[30]
and from my rival's by an old broken wall.[31] But before I enter into the
particulars of this gentleman's hard usage of me, I will give a very just
and impartial character of my rival and myself.

As to her person, she is tall and lean, and very ill-shaped; she has bad
features, and a worse complexion. As to her other qualifies, she has no
reputation either for honesty, truth, or manners, and it is no wonder,
considering what her education has been. To sum up all, she is poor and
beggarly, and gets a sorry maintenance by pilfering wherever she comes.

As for this gentleman, who is now so fond of her, she still bears him an
invincible hatred; reviles him to his face, and rails at him in all
companies. Her house is frequented by a company of rogues and thieves, and
pickpockets, whom she encourages to rob his hen-roosts, steal his corn and
cattle, and do him all manner of mischief.[32] She has been known to come
at the head of these rascals, and beat her lover until he was sore from
head to foot, and then force him to pay for the trouble she was at. Once,
attended with a crew of ragamuffins, she broke into his house, turned all
things topsy-turvey, and then set it on fire. At the same time she told so
many lies among his servants that it set them all by the ears, and his
poor steward[33] was knocked on the head; for which I think, and so does
all the country, that she ought to be answerable. To conclude her
character: she is of a different religion, being a Presbyterian of the
most rank and violent kind, and consequently having an inveterate hatred
to the Church; yet I am sure I have been always told, that in marriage
there ought to be a union of minds as well as of persons.

I will now give my own character, and shall do it in few words, and with
modesty and truth. I was reckoned to be as handsome as any in our
neighbourhood, until I became pale and thin with grief and ill-usage. I am
still fair enough, and have, I think, no very ill features about me. They
that see me now will hardly allow me ever to have had any great share of
beauty; for, besides being so much altered, I go always mobbed and in an
undress, as well out of neglect, as indeed for want of clothes to appear
in. I might add to all this, that I was born to a good estate, although it
now turns to little account under the oppressions I endure, and has been
the true cause of all my misfortunes.

Some years ago, this gentleman, taking a fancy either to my person or
fortune, made his addresses to me: which, being then young and foolish, I
too readily admitted. When he had once got possession, he began to play
the usual part of a too fortunate lover, affecting on all occasions to
show his authority, and to act like a conqueror. First, he found fault
with the government of my family, which, I grant was none of the best,
consisting of ignorant, illiterate creatures, for at that time I knew but
little of the world. In compliance to him, therefore, I agreed to fall
into his ways and methods of living; I consented that his steward should
govern my house, and have liberty to employ an understeward,[34] who
should receive his directions. My lover proceeded farther, turned away
several old servants and tenants, and supplying me with others from his
own house. These grew so domineering and unreasonable, that there was no
quiet, and I heard of nothing but perpetual quarrels, which, although I
could not possibly help, yet my lover laid all the blame and punishment
upon me; and upon every falling out still turned away more of my people,
and supplied me in their stead with a number of fellows and dependents of
his own, whom he had no other way to provide for. Overcome by love, and to
avoid noise and contention, I yielded to all his usurpations, and finding
it in vain to resist, I thought it my best policy to make my court to my
new servants, and draw them to my interests; I fed them from my own table
with the best I had, put my new tenants on the choice parts of my land,
and treated them all so kindly that they began to love me as well as their
master. In process of time, all my old servants were gone, and I had not
a creature about me, nor above one or two tenants, but what were of his
choosing; yet I had the good luck, by gentle usage, to bring over the
greatest part of them to my side. When my lover observed this, he began to
alter his language; and to those who inquired about me, he would answer
that I was an old dependent upon his family, whom he had placed on some
concerns of his own; and he began to use me accordingly, neglecting, by
degrees, all common civility in his behaviour. I shall never forget the
speech he made me one morning, which he delivered with all the gravity in
the world. He put me in mind of the vast obligations I lay under to him in
sending me so many of his people for my own good, and to teach me manners:
that it had cost him ten times more than I was worth to maintain me; that
it had been much better for him if I had been burnt, or sunk to the bottom
of the sea; that it was reasonable I should strain myself as far as I was
able to reimburse him some of his charges; that from henceforward he
expected his word should be a law to me in all things; that I must
maintain a parish-watch against thieves and robbers, and give salaries to
an overseer, a constable, and others, all of his own choosing whom he
would send from time to time to be spies upon me; that, to enable me the
better in supporting these expenses, my tenants should be obliged to carry
all their goods across the river to his own town-market, and pay toll on
both sides, and then sell them at half value. But because we were a nasty
sort of people, and that he could not endure to touch anything that we had
a hand in, and, likewise, because he wanted work to employ his own folks,
therefore we must send all our goods to his market just in their
naturals--the milk immediately from the cow, without making into cheese or
butter; the corn in the ear; the grass as it was mowed; the wool as it
comes from the sheep's back; and bring the fruit upon the branch, that he
might not be obliged to eat it after our filthy hands: that if a tenant
carried but a piece of bread and cheese to eat by the way, or an inch of
worsted to mend his stockings, he should forfeit his whole parcel: and
because a parcel of rogues usually plied on the river between us, who
often robbed my tenants of their goods and boats, he ordered a waterman of
his to guard them, whose manner was to be out of the way till the poor
wretches were plundered, then to overtake the thieves, and seize all as
lawful prize to his master and himself. It would be endless to repeat a
hundred other hardships he has put upon me; but it is a general rule, that
whenever he imagines the smallest advantage will redound to one of his
footboys by any new oppression of me and my whole family and estate, he
never disputeth it a moment. All this has rendered me so very
insignificant and contemptible at home, that some servants, to whom I pay
the greatest wages, and many tenants, who have the most beneficial leases,
are gone over to live with him, yet I am bound to continue their wages and
pay their rents; by which means one-third of my income is spent on his
estate, and above another third by his tolls and markets: and my poor
tenants are so sunk and impoverished, that instead of maintaining me
suitably to my quality, they can hardly find me clothes to keep me warm,
or provide the common necessaries of life for themselves.

Matters being in this posture between me and my lover, I received
intelligence that he had been for some time making very pressing overtures
of marriage to my rival, until there happened to be some misunderstandings
between them. She gave him ill words, and threatened to break off all
commerce with him. He, on the other side, having either acquired courage
by his triumphs over me, or supposing her to be as tame a fool as I,
thought at first to carry it with a high hand, but hearing at the same
time that she had thought of making some private proposals to join with me
against him, and doubting, with very good reason, that I would readily
accept them, he seemed very much disconcerted.[35] This, I thought, was a
proper occasion to show some great example of generosity and love; and so,
without farther consideration, I sent him word, that hearing there was
likely to be a quarrel betwixt him and my rival, notwithstanding all that
had passed, and without binding him to any conditions in my own favour, I
would stand by him against her and all the world, while I had a penny in
my purse, or a petticoat to pawn. This message was subscribed by all my
chief tenants, and proved so powerful, that my rival immediately grew more
tractable upon it. The result of which was, that there is now a treaty of
marriage concluded between them,[36] the wedding clothes are bought, and
nothing remains but to perform the ceremony, which is put off for some
days, because they design it to be a public wedding. And to reward my
love, constancy, and generosity, he has bestowed on me the office of being
sempstress to his grooms and footmen, which I am forced to accept or
starve.[37] Yet, in the midst of this my situation, I cannot but have some
pity for this deluded man.

For my part, I think, and so does all the country, too, that the man is
possessed; at least none of us are able to imagine what he can possibly
see in her, unless she has bewitched him, or given him some powder.

I am sure I never sought this alliance, and you can bear me witness that I
might have had other matches; nay if I were lightly disposed, I could
still perhaps have offers, that some, who hold their heads higher, would
be glad to accept. But alas! I never had any such wicked thought; all I
now desire is, only to enjoy a little quiet, to be free from the
persecutions of this unreasonable man, and that he will let me manage my
own little fortune to the best advantage; for which I will undertake to
pay him a considerable pension every year, much more considerable than
what he now gets by his oppressions; for he must needs find himself a
loser at last, when he has drained me and my tenants so dry, that we shall
not have a penny for him or ourselves. There is one imposition of his I
had almost forgot, which I think unsufferable, and will appeal to you, or
any reasonable person, whether it be so or not. I told you before, that by
an old compact we agreed to have the same steward; at which time I
consented likewise to regulate my family and estate by the same method
with him, which he then showed me written down in form, and I approved
of. Now, the turn he thinks fit to give this compact of ours is very
extraordinary; for he pretends, that whatever orders he shall think fit to
prescribe for the future in his family, he may, if he will, compel mine to
observe them without asking my advice, or hearing my reasons.

So that I must not make a lease without his consent, or give any
directions for the well-governing of my family, but what he countermands
whenever he pleases. This leaves me at such confusion and uncertainty,
that my servants know not when to obey me; and my tenants, although many
of them be very well-inclined, seem quite at a loss.

But I am too tedious upon this melancholy subject, which however I hope
you will forgive, since the happiness of my whole life depends upon it. I
desire you will think awhile, and give your best advice what measures I
shall take with prudence, justice, courage, and honour, to protect my
liberty and fortune against the hardships and severities I lie under from
that unkind, inconstant man.



I have received your ladyship's letter, and carefully considered every
part of it, and shall give you my opinion how you ought to proceed for
your own security. But first I must beg leave to tell your ladyship, that
you were guilty of an unpardonable weakness the other day, in making that
offer to your lover of standing by him in any quarrel he might have with
your rival. You know very well, that she began to apprehend he had designs
of using her as he had done you; and common prudence might have directed
you rather to have entered into some measures with her for joining against
him, until he might at least be brought to some reasonable terms; but your
invincible hatred to that lady has carried your resentments so high, as to
be the cause of your ruin; yet if you please to consider, this aversion of
yours began a good while before she became your rival, and was taken up by
you and your family in a sort of compliment to your lover, who formerly
had a great abhorrence of her. It is true, since that time you have
suffered very much by her encroachments upon your estate,[38] but she
never pretended to govern and direct you; and now you have drawn a new
enemy upon yourself; for I think you may count upon all the ill offices
she can possibly do you, by her credit with her husband; whereas, if,
instead of openly declaring against her, without any provocation, you had
but sat still awhile, and said nothing, that gentleman would have lessened
his severity to you out of perfect fear. This weakness of yours you call
generosity; but I doubt there was more in the matter: in short, madam, I
have good reasons to think you were betrayed to it by the pernicious
counsel of some about you; for to my certain knowledge, several of your
tenants and servants to whom you have been very kind, are as arrant
rascals as any in the country. I know the matters of fact, as you relate
them, are true, and fairly represented.

My advice therefore is this: get your tenants together as soon as you
conveniently can, and make them agree to the following resolutions.

First, that your family and servants have no dependence upon the said
gentleman, farther than by the old agreement, which obliges you to have
the same steward, and to regulate your household by such methods as you
should both agree to.

Secondly, that you will not carry your goods to the market of his town,
unless you please, nor be hindered from carrying them anywhere else.

Thirdly, that the servants you pay wages to shall live at home, or forfeit
their places.

Fourthly, that whatever lease you make to a tenant, it shall not be in his
power to break it.

If he will agree to these articles, I advise you to contribute as largely
as you can to all charges of parish and county.

I can assure you, several of that gentleman's ablest tenants and servants
are against his severe usage of you and would be glad of an occasion to
convince the rest of their error, if you will not be wanting to yourself.

If the gentleman refuses these just and reasonable offers, pray let me
know it, and perhaps I may think of something else that will be more

  I am,
  Your Ladyship's, etc.



The corporation of weavers in the woollen manufacture, who have so often
attended your Grace, and called upon me with their schemes and proposals,
were with me on Thursday last; when he who spoke for the rest, and in the
name of his absent brethren, said, "It was the opinion of the whole body,
that if somewhat was written at this time, by an able hand, to persuade
the people of this kingdom to wear their own woollen manufactures, it
might be of good use to the nation in general, and preserve many hundreds
of their trade from starving."

To which I answered, "That it was hard for any man of common spirit to
turn his thoughts to such speculations, without discovering a resentment,
which people are too delicate to bear." For I will not deny to your Grace,
that I cannot reflect on the singular condition of this country,
different from all others upon the face of the earth, without some
emotion; and without often examining, as I pass the streets, whether those
animals which come in my way, with two legs and human faces, clad and
erect, be of the same species with what I have seen very like them in
England as to the outward shape, but differing in their notions, natures,
and intellectuals, more than any two kinds of brutes in the forest; which
any man of common prudence would immediately discover, by persuading them
to define what they meant by law, liberty, property, courage, reason,
loyalty, or religion.

One thing, my lord, I am very confident of; that if God Almighty, for our
sins, would most justly send us a pestilence, whoever should dare to
discover his grief in public for such a visitation, would certainly be
censured for disaffection to the government; for I solemnly profess that I
do not know one calamity we have undergone these many years, which any
man, whose opinions were not in fashion, dared to lament, without being
openly charged with that imputation. And this is the harder, because
although a mother, when she has corrected her child, may sometimes force
it to kiss the rod, yet she will never give that power to the footboy or
the scullion.

My lord, there are two things for the people of this kingdom to consider;
first, their present evil condition; and secondly, what can be done in
some degree to remedy it.... I am weary of so many abortive projects for
the advancement of trade; of so many crude proposals, in letters sent me
from unknown hands; of so many contradictory speculations, about raising
or sinking the value of gold and silver. I am not in the least sorry to
hear of the great numbers going to America, although very much for the
causes that drive them from us, since the uncontrolled maxim, "That people
are the riches of a nation," is no maxim here under our circumstances. We
have neither manufactures to employ them about, nor food to support them.
If a private gentleman's income be sunk irretrievably for ever, from a
hundred pounds to fifty, and he has no other method to supply the
deficiency; I desire to know, my lord, whether such a person has any other
course to take, than to sink half his expenses in every article of
economy, to save himself from ruin and a gaol.

Is not this more than doubly the case of Ireland, where the want of money,
the irretrievable ruin of trade, with the other evils above-mentioned, and
many more too well known and felt, and too numerous or invidious to be
related, have been gradually sinking us, for above a dozen years past, to
a degree, that we are at least by two-thirds in a worse condition than was
ever known since the Revolution? Therefore, instead of dreams and projects
for the advancing of trade, we have nothing left but to find out some
expedient, whereby we may reduce our expenses to our incomes.

Yet this procedure, allowed so necessary in all private families, and in
its own nature so easy to put in practice, may meet with strong opposition
by the cowardly slavish indulgence of the men, to the intolerable pride,
arrogance, vanity, and luxury of the women; who, strictly adhering to the
rules of modern education, seem to employ their whole stock of invention
in contriving new arts of profusion, faster than the most parsimonious
husband can afford: and, to compass this work the more effectually, their
universal maxim is, to despise and detest everything of the growth of
their own country, and most to value whatever comes from the very remotest
parts of the globe. And I am convinced that if the virtuosi could once
find out a world in the moon, with a passage to it, our women would wear
nothing but what directly came from thence. The prime cost of wine yearly
imported to Ireland is valued at thirty thousand pounds; and the tea
(including coffee and chocolate) at five times that sum. The laces,
silks, calicoes, and all other unnecessary ornaments for women, including
English cloths and stuffs, added to the former articles, make up (to
compute grossly) about four hundred thousand pounds. Now if we should
allow the thirty thousand pounds, wherein the women have their share, and
which is all we have to comfort us, and deduct seventy thousand pounds
more for over-reaching, there would still remain three hundred thousand
pounds, annually spent, for unwholesome drugs and unnecessary finery;
which prodigious sum would be wholly saved, and many thousands of our
miserable shopkeepers and manufacturers comfortably supported.

Let speculative people bury their brains as they please, there is no other
way to prevent this kingdom from sinking for ever, than by utterly
renouncing all foreign dress and luxury.

It is absolutely so in fact, that every husband of any fortune in the
kingdom, is nourishing a poisonous, devouring serpent in his bosom, with
all the mischief, but with none of its wisdom.

If all the women were clad with the growth of their own country, they
might still vie with each other in the course of foppery; and still have
room left to vie with each other and equally show their wit and judgment,
in deciding upon the variety of Irish stuffs. And if they could be
contented with their native wholesome slops for breakfast, we should hear
no more of the spleen, hysterics, colics, palpitations, and asthmas. They
might still be allowed to ruin each other and their husbands at play,
because the money lost would circulate among ourselves.

My lord, I freely own it a wild imagination, that any words will cure the
sottishness of men, or the vanity of women; but the kingdom is in a fair
way of producing the most effectual remedy, when there will not be money
left for the common course of buying and selling the very necessaries of
life in our markets, unless we absolutely change the whole method of our

The corporation of weavers in woollen and silk, who have so frequently
offered proposals both to your Grace and to me, are the hottest and
coldest generation of men that I have known. About a month ago, they
attended your Grace, when I had the honour to be with you; and designed me
the same favour. They desired you would recommend to your clergy to wear
gowns of Irish stuffs which might probably spread the example among all
their brethren in the kingdom; and perhaps among the lawyers and gentlemen
of the university, and among the citizens of those corporations who appear
in gowns on solemn occasions. I then mentioned a kind of stuff, not above
eightpence a yard, which I heard had been contrived by some of the trade,
and was very convenient. I desired they would prepare some of that, or any
sort of black stuff, on a certain day, when your Grace would appoint as
many clergymen as could readily be found to meet at your palace; and there
give their opinions; and that your Grace's visitation approaching, you
could then have the best opportunity of seeing what could be done in a
matter of such consequence, as they seemed to think, to the woollen
manufacture. But instead of attending, as was expected, they came to me a
fortnight after with a new proposal, that something should be written by
an acceptable and able hand, to promote in general the wearing of home
manufactures; and their civilities would fix that work upon me.

I asked if they had prepared the stuffs, as they had promised, and your
Grace expected; but they had not made the least step in the matter, nor,
as it appears, thought of it more.

I did, some years ago, propose to the masters and principal dealers in the
home-manufactures of silk and wool, that they should meet together; and,
after mature consideration, publish advertisements to the following

"That in order to encourage the wearing of Irish manufactures in silk and
woollen, they gave notice to the nobility and gentry of the kingdom, that
they, the undersigned, would enter into bonds, for themselves and for each
other, to sell the several sorts of stuffs, cloths, and silks, made to the
best perfection they were able, for certain fixed prices; and in such a
manner, that if a child were sent to any of their shops, the buyer might
be secure of the value and goodness and measure of the ware; and, lest
this might be thought to look like a monopoly, any other member of the
trade might be admitted, upon such conditions as should be agreed on. And
if any person whatsoever should complain that he was ill-used, in the
value and goodness of what he bought, the matter should be examined, the
persons injured be fully satisfied by the whole corporation without delay,
and the dishonest seller be struck out of the society, unless it appeared
evidently that the failure proceeded only from mistake."

The mortal danger is, that if these dealers could prevail, by the goodness
and cheapness of their cloths and stuffs, to give a turn to the principal
people of Ireland in favour of their goods; they would relapse into the
knavish practice, peculiar to this kingdom, which is apt to run through
all trades, even so low as a common ale-seller; who, as soon as he gets a
vogue for his liquor, and outsells his neighbours, thinks his credit will
put off the worst he can buy till his customers will come no more. Thus,
I have known at London, in a general mourning, the drapers dye black all
their damaged goods, and sell them at double rates; then complain, and
petition the Court, that they are ready to starve by the continuance of
the mourning.

Therefore, I say, those principal weavers who would enter into such a
compact as I have mentioned, must give sufficient security against all
such practices; for if once the women can persuade their husbands that
foreign goods, besides the finery, will be as cheap, and do more service,
our last state will be worse than the first.

I do not here pretend to digest perfectly the method by which these
principal shopkeepers shall proceed, in such a proposal; but my meaning is
clear enough, and cannot be reasonably objected against.

We have seen what a destructive loss the kingdom received by the
detestable fraud of the merchants, or northern linen weavers, or both;
notwithstanding all the cares of the governor of that board, when we had
an offer of commerce with the Spaniards for our linens to the value, as I
am told, of thirty thousand pounds a year. But, while we deal like
pedlars, we shall practise like pedlars, and sacrifice all honesty to the
present urging advantage.

What I have said may serve as an answer to the desire made me by the
corporation of weavers, that I would offer my notions to the public. As to
anything farther, let them apply themselves to the Parliament in their
next session. Let them prevail on the House of Commons to grant one very
reasonable request; and I shall think there is still some spirit left in
the nation, when I read a vote to this purpose: "Resolved, _nemine
contradicente_, That this House will, for the future, wear no clothes but
such as are made of Irish growth, or of Irish manufacture, nor will permit
their wives or children to wear any other; and that they will, to the
utmost, endeavour to prevail with their friends, relations, dependents,
and tenants, to follow their example." And if, at the same time, they
could banish tea and coffee, and china-ware, out of their families, and
force their wives to chat their scandal over an infusion of sage, or other
wholesome domestic vegetables, we might possibly be able to subsist, and
pay our absentees, pensioners, generals, civil officers, appeals,
colliers, temporary travellers, students, school boys, splenetic visitors
of Bath, Tunbridge, and Epsom, with all other smaller drains, by sending
our crude, unwrought goods to England, and receiving from thence, and all
other countries, nothing but what is fully manufactured, and keep a few
potatoes and oatmeal for our own subsistence.

I have been for a dozen years past wisely prognosticating the present
condition of this kingdom; which any human creature of common sense could
foretell, with as little sagacity as myself. My meaning is, that a
consumptive body must needs die, which has spent all its spirits, and
received no nourishment. Yet I am often tempted to pity, when I hear the
poor farmer and cottager lamenting the hardness of the times, and imputing
them either to one or two ill seasons, which better climates than ours are
more exposed to; or to scarcity of silver, which, to a nation of liberty,
would only be a slight and temporary inconvenience, to be removed at a
month's warning.





I am inclined to think that I received a letter from you two, last summer,
directed to Dublin, while I was in the country, whither it was sent me;
and I ordered an answer to it to be printed, but it seems it had little
effect, and I suppose this will not have much more. But the heart of this
people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes
they have closed. And, gentlemen, I am to tell you another thing: that the
world is too regardless of what we write for public good; that after we
have delivered our thoughts, without any prospect of advantage, or of
reputation, which latter is not to be had but by subscribing our names, we
cannot prevail upon a printer to be at the charge of sending it into the
world unless we will be at all or half the expense; and although we are
willing enough to bestow our labours, we think it unreasonable to be out
of pocket; because it probably may not consist with the situation of our

I do very much approve your good intentions, and in a great measure your
manner of declaring them; and I do imagine you intended that the world
should not only know your sentiments, but my answer, which I shall
impartially give.... Although your letter be directed to me, yet I take
myself to be only an imaginary person; for, although I conjecture I had
formerly one from you, yet I never answered it otherwise than in print;
neither was I at a loss to know the reasons why so many people of this
kingdom were transporting themselves to America.

And if this encouragement were owing to a pamphlet written, giving an
account of the country of Pennsylvania, to tempt people to go thither, I
do declare that those who were tempted, by such a narrative, to such a
journey, were fools, and the author a most impudent knave; at least, if it
be the same pamphlet I saw when it first came out, which is about
twenty-five years ago, dedicated to William Penn (whom by a mistake you
call "Sir William Penn,") and styling him, by authority of the Scripture,
"Most noble Governor." For I was very well acquainted with Penn, and did,
some years after, talk with him upon that pamphlet, and the impudence of
the author, who spoke so many things in praise of the soil and climate,
which Penn himself did absolutely contradict. For he did assure me, "That
this country wanted the shelter of mountains, which left it open to the
northern winds from Hudson's Bay and the Frozen Sea, which destroyed all
plantations of trees, and was even pernicious to all common vegetables."
But, indeed, New York, Virginia, and other parts less northward, or more
defended by mountains, are described as excellent countries; but upon what
conditions of advantage foreigners go thither, I am yet to seek. What
evils our people avoid by running from hence, is easier to be determined.
They conceive themselves to live under the tyranny of most cruel exacting
landlords, who have no views farther than increasing their rent-rolls.
Secondly, you complain of the want of trade, whereof you seem not to know
the reason. Thirdly, you lament most justly the money spent by absentees
in England. Fourthly, you complain that your linen manufacture declines.
Fifthly, that your tithe collectors oppress you. Sixthly, that your
children have no hopes of preferment in the church, the revenue, or the
army; to which you might have added the law, and all civil employments
whatsoever. Seventhly, you are undone for want of silver, and want all
other money.

I could easily add some other motives, which, to men of spirit, who desire
and expect, and think they deserve the common privileges of human nature,
would be of more force, than any you have yet named, to drive them out of
this kingdom. But as these speculations may probably not much affect the
brains of your people, I shall choose to let them pass unmentioned.... I
must confess to you both, that if one reason of your people's deserting us
be the despair of things growing better in their own country, I have not
one syllable to answer; because that would be to hope for what is
impossible, and so I have been telling the public these ten years. For
there are events which must precede any such blessing; first, a liberty of
trade; secondly, a share of preferments in all kinds, equal to the British
natives; and thirdly, a return of those absentees, who take almost one
half of the kingdom's revenue. As to the first and second, there is
nothing left us but despair; and for the third, it will never happen till
the kingdom has no money to send them; for which, in my own particular, I
shall not be sorry. The exactions of landlords has indeed been a
grievance of above twenty years' standing. But as to what you object about
the severe clauses relating to the improvement, the fault lies wholly on
the other side; for the landlords, either by their ignorance, or
greediness of making large rent-rolls, have performed this matter so ill,
as we see by experience, that there is not one tenant in five hundred who
has made any improvement worth mentioning: for which I appeal to any man
who rides through the kingdom, where little is to be found among the
tenants but beggary and desolation; the cabins of the Scotch themselves,
in Ulster, being as dirty and miserable as those of the wildest Irish.
Whereas good firm penal laws for improvement, with a tolerable easy rent,
and a reasonable period of time, would, in twenty years, have increased
the rents of Ireland at least a third part of the intrinsic value. I am
glad to hear you speak with some decency of the clergy, and to impute the
exactions you lament to the managers or farmers of the tithes. But you
entirely mistake the fact; for I defy the most wicked and most powerful
clergyman in the kingdom to oppress the meanest farmer in the parish; and
I defy the same clergyman to prevent himself from being cheated by the
same farmer, whenever that farmer shall be disposed to be knavish or

For, although the Ulster tithing-teller is more advantageous to the clergy
than any other in the kingdom, yet the minister can demand no more than
his tenth; and where the corn much exceeds the small tithes, as, except in
some districts, I am told it always does, he is at the mercy of every
stubborn farmer, especially of those whose sect as well as interest
incline them to opposition. However, I take it that your people bent for
America do not show the best side of their prudence in making this one
part of their complaint; yet they are so far wise, as not to make the
payment of tithes a scruple of conscience, which is too gross for any
Protestant dissenter, except a Quaker, to pretend. But do your people
indeed think, that if tithes were abolished, or delivered into the hands
of the landlord, after the blessed manner in the Scotch spiritual economy,
the tenant would sit easier in his rent under the same person, who must be
lord of the soil and of the tithe together?

I am ready enough to grant, that the oppression of landlords, the utter
ruin of trade, with its necessary consequences, the want of money, half
the revenues of the kingdom spent abroad, the continued dearth of three
years, and the strong delusion in your people by false allurement from
America, may be the chief motives of their eagerness after such an
expedition. But there is likewise another temptation, which is not of
inconsiderable weight; which is their itch of living in a country where
their sect is predominant, and where their eyes and consciences will not
be offended by the stumbling block of ceremonies, habits, and spiritual
titles. But I was surprised to find that those calamities, whereof we are
innocent, have been sufficient to drive many families out of their
country, who had no reason to complain of oppressive landlords. For, while
I was last year in the northern parts, a person of quality, whose estate
was let above twenty years ago, and then at a very reasonable rent, some
for leases of lives, and some perpetuities, did, in a few months, purchase
eleven of those leases at a very inconsiderable price, although they were,
two years ago, reckoned to pay but half value; whence it is manifest that
our present miserable condition, and the dismal prospect of worse, with
other reasons above assigned, are sufficient to put men upon trying this
desperate experiment of changing the scene they are in, although landlords
should, by a miracle, become less inhuman.

There is hardly a scheme proposed for improving the trade of this kingdom,
which does not manifestly show the stupidity and ignorance of the
proposer, and I laugh with contempt at those weak wise heads, who proceed
upon general maxims, or advise us to follow the examples of Holland and
England. These empirics talk by rote, without understanding the
constitution of the kingdom: as if a physician, knowing that exercise
contributed much to health, should prescribe to his patient under a severe
fit of the gout, to walk ten miles every morning. The directions for
Ireland are very short and plain: to encourage agriculture and home
consumption, and utterly discard all importations which are not absolutely
necessary for health or life. And how few necessaries, conveniences, or
even comforts of life, are denied us by nature, or not to be attained by
labour and industry! Are those detestable extravagances of Flanders lace,
English cloths made of our own wool, and other goods, Italian or Indian
silks, tea, coffee, chocolate, chinaware, and that profusion of wines, by
the knavery of merchants growing dearer every season, with a hundred
unnecessary fopperies, better known to others than me, are these, I say,
fit for us, any more than for the beggar who could not eat his veal
without oranges?

Is it not the highest indignity to human nature, that men should be such
poltroons as to suffer the kingdom and themselves to be undone by the
vanity, the folly, the pride, and wantonness of their wives, who, under
their present corruptions, seem to be a kind of animal, suffered, for our
sins, to be sent into the world for the destruction of families,
societies, and kingdoms, and whose whole study seems directed to be as
expensive as they possibly can, in every useless article of living; who,
by long practice, can reconcile the most pernicious foreign drugs to their
health and pleasure, provided they are but expensive, as starlings grow
fat with henbane; who contract a robustness by mere practice of sloth and
luxury; who can play deep several hours after midnight, sleep beyond noon,
revel upon Indian poisons, and spend the revenues of a moderate family to
adorn a nauseous, unwholesome, living carcase? Let those few who are not
concerned in any part of this accusation, suppose it unsaid; let the rest
take it among them. Gracious God, in His mercy, look down upon a nation so
shamefully besotted!...

Is there any mortal who can show me, under the circumstances we stand with
our neighbours, under their inclinations towards us, under laws never to
be repealed, under the desolation caused by absentees, under many other
circumstances not to be mentioned, that this kingdom can ever be a nation
of trade, or subsist by any other method than that of a reduced family, by
the utmost parsimony?...



I am very well pleased with the good opinion you express of me, and wish
it were any way in my power to answer your expectations, for the service
of my country. I have carefully read your several schemes and proposals,
which you think should be offered to Parliament. In answer, I will assure
you, that, in another place, I have known very good proposals rejected
with contempt by public assemblies, merely because they were offered from
without doors, and yours, perhaps, might have the same fate, especially if
handed to the public by me, who am not acquainted with three members, nor
have the least interest with one. My printers have been twice prosecuted,
to my great expense, on account of discourses I writ for the public
service, without the least reflection on parties or persons, and the
success I had in those of the Drapier, was not owing to my abilities, but
to a lucky juncture, when the fuel was ready for the first hand that would
be at the pains of kindling it. It is true, both those envenomed
prosecutions were the workmanship of a judge, who is now gone _to his own
place_. But, let that be as it will, I am determined, henceforth never to
be the instrument of leaving an innocent man at the mercy of that bench.
It is certain there are several particulars relating to this kingdom (I
have mentioned a few of them in one of my Drapier's letters), which it
were heartily to be wished that the Parliament would take under their
consideration, such as will no way interfere with England, otherwise than
to its advantage.

The first I shall mention, is touched at in a letter which I received from
one of you, gentlemen, about the highways; which, indeed, are almost
everywhere scandalously neglected. I know a very rich man in this city, a
true lover and saver of his money, who, being possessed of some adjacent
lands, has been at great charge in repairing effectually the roads that
lead to them, and, has assured me that his lands are thereby advanced four
or five shillings an acre, by which he gets treble interest. But,
generally speaking, all over the kingdom the roads are deplorable, and,
what is more particularly barbarous there is no sort of provision made for
travellers on foot; no, not near the city, except in a very few places,
and in a most wretched manner: whereas the English are so particularly
careful in this point, that you may travel there a hundred miles with less
inconvenience than one mile here. But, since this may be thought too
great a reformation, I shall only speak of roads for horses, carriages,
and cattle.

Ireland is, I think, computed to be one-third smaller than England; yet,
by some natural disadvantages, it would not bear quite the same proportion
in value, with the same encouragement. However, it has so happened, for
many years past, that it never arrived to above one-eleventh part in point
of riches, and of late, by the continual decrease of trade, and the
increase of absentees, with other circumstances not here to be mentioned,
hardly to a fifteenth part; at least, if my calculations be right, which I
doubt are a little too favourable on our side.

Now, supposing day-labour to be cheaper by one half here than in England,
and our roads, by the nature of our carriages, and the desolation of our
country, to be not worn and beaten above one-eighth part so much as those
of England, which is a very moderate computation, I do not see why the
mending of them would be a greater burden to this kingdom than to that.

There have been, I believe, twenty Acts of Parliament, in six or seven
years of the late King, for mending long tracts of impassable ways in
several counties of England, by erecting turnpikes, and receiving
passage-money in a manner that everybody knows.

If what I have advanced be true, it would be hard to give a reason against
the same practice here; since the necessity is as great, the advantage, in
proportion, perhaps much greater, the materials of stone and gravel as
easy to be found, and the workmanship, at least, twice as cheap.

Besides, the work may be done gradually, with allowances for the poverty
of the nation, by so many perch a-year; but with a special care to
encourage skill and diligence, and to prevent fraud in the undertakers, to
which we are too liable, and which are not always confined to those of the
meaner sort; but against these, no doubt, the wisdom of the nation may and
will provide. Another evil, which, in my opinion, deserves the public
care, is the ill management of the bogs; the neglect whereof is a much
greater mischief to this kingdom than most people seem to be aware of.

It is allowed, indeed, by those who are esteemed most skilful in such
matters, that the red, swelling mossy bog, whereof we have so many large
tracts in this island, is not by any means to be fully reduced; but the
skirts, which are covered with a green coat, easily may, being not
accretion, or annual growth of moss, like the other.

Now, the landlords are generally so careless as to suffer their tenants
to cut their turf in these skirts, as well as the bog adjoined; whereby
there is yearly lost a considerable quantity of land throughout the
kingdom, never to be recovered.

But this is not the greatest part of the mischief; for the main bog,
although, perhaps, not reducible to natural soil, yet, by continuing
large, deep, straight canals through the middle, cleaned at proper times
as low as the channel or gravel, would become secure summer-pasture; the
margins might, with great profit and ornament, be filled with quickens,
birch, and other trees proper for such a soil, and the canals be
convenient for water-carriage of the turf, which is now drawn upon
sled-cars, with great expense, difficulty, and loss of time, by reason of
the many turf-pits scattered irregularly through the bog, wherein great
numbers of cattle are yearly drowned. And it has been, I confess, to me a
matter of the greatest vexation, as well as wonder, to think how any
landlord could be so absurd as suffer such havoc to be made.

All the acts for encouraging plantations of forest-trees are, I am told,
extremely defective; which, with great submission, must have been owing to
a defect of skill in the contrivers of them. In this climate, by the
continual blowing of the west-south-west wind, hardly any tree of value
will come to perfection that is not planted in groves, except very rarely,
and where there is much land-shelter. I have not, indeed, read all the
acts; but, from inquiry, I cannot learn that the planting in groves is
enjoined. And as to the effects of these laws, I have not seen the least,
in many hundred miles' riding, except about a very few gentlemen's houses,
and even those with very little skill or success. In all the rest, the
hedges generally miscarry, as well as the larger, slender twigs planted
upon the tops of ditches, merely for want of common skill and care.

I do not believe that a greater and quicker profit could be made, than by
planting large groves of ash a few feet asunder, which in seven years
would make the best kind of hop-poles, and grow in the same or less time
to a second crop from their roots.

It would likewise be of great use and beauty in our desert scenes, to
oblige cottagers to plant ash or elm before their cabins, and round their
potato-gardens, where cattle either do not or ought not to come to destroy

The common objection against all this, drawn from the laziness, the
perverseness, or thievish disposition of the poor native Irish, might be
easily answered by showing the true reasons for such accusations, and how
easily those people may be brought to a less savage manner of life; but
my printers have already suffered too much for my speculations.

However, supposing the size of a native's understanding just equal to that
of a dog or a horse, I have often seen those two animals civilized by
rewards, at least as much as by punishments.

It would be a noble achievement to abolish the Irish language in this
kingdom, so far at least as to oblige all the natives to speak only
English on every occasion of business, in shops, markets, fairs, and other
places of dealing: yet I am wholly deceived, if this might not be
effectually done in less than half an age, and at a very trifling expense;
for such I look upon a tax to be of only six thousand pounds a-year, to
accomplish so great a work. This would, in a great measure, civilize the
most barbarous among them, reconcile them to our customs and manner of
living, and reduce great numbers to the national religion, whatever kind
may then happen to be established.

This method is plain and simple; and although I am too desponding to
produce it, yet I could heartily wish some public thoughts were employed
to reduce this uncultivated people from that idle, savage, beastly,
thievish manner of life, in which they continue sunk to such a degree,
that it is almost impossible for a country gentleman to find a servant of
human capacity, or the least tincture of natural honesty, or who does not
live among his own tenants in continual fear of having his plantations
destroyed, his cattle stolen, and his goods pilfered.

The love, affection, or vanity of living in England, continuing to carry
thither so many wealthy families, the consequences thereof, together with
the utter loss of all trade, except what is detrimental, which has forced
such great numbers of weavers, and others, to seek their bread in foreign
countries; the unhappy practice of stocking such vast quantities of land
with sheep and other cattle, which reduces twenty families to one; those
events, I say, have exceedingly depopulated this kingdom for several years
past. I should heartily wish therefore, under this miserable dearth of
money, that those who are most concerned would think it advisable to save
a hundred thousand pounds a year, which is now sent out of this kingdom,
to feed us with corn. There is not an older or more uncontroverted maxim
in the politics of all wise nations, than that of encouraging agriculture;
and therefore, to what kind of wisdom a practice so directly contrary
among us may be reduced I am by no means a judge. If labour and people
make the true riches of a nation, what must be the issue where one part
of the people are forced away, and the other have nothing to do?

If it should be thought proper by wiser heads, that his Majesty might be
applied to in a national way, for giving the kingdom leave to coin
halfpence for its own use, I believe no good subject will be under the
least apprehension that such a request could meet with refusal, or the
least delay. Perhaps we are the only kingdom upon earth, or that ever was
or will be upon earth, which did not enjoy that common right of civil
society, under the proper inspection of its prince or legislature, to coin
money of all usual metals for its own occasions. Every petty prince in
Germany, vassal to the Emperor, enjoys this privilege. And I have seen in
this kingdom several silver pieces, with the inscription of CIVITAS
WATERFORD, DROGHEDAGH, and other towns.


This letter was addressed to Sir Robert Walpole on Swift's return to
Ireland in 1726 before his final rupture with the Premier the following
year. Swift endeavoured to combat the English prejudices of the minister
on the mode of managing Ireland, seeking the emancipation of his country
rather than personal advancement. Here he seems to assume the character of
the Drapier besides adding his initials.


By the last packets I had the favour of yours, and am surprised that you
should apply to a person so ill-qualified as I am, for a full and
impartial account of the state of our trade. I have always lived as
retired as possible; I have carefully avoided the perplexed honour of
city-offices; I have never minded anybody's business but my own; upon all
which accounts, and several others, you might easily have found among my
fellow-citizens, persons more capable to resolve the weighty questions you
put to me than I can pretend to be. But being entirely at leisure, even at
this season of the year, when I used to have scarce time sufficient to
perform the necessary offices of life, I will endeavour to comply with
your requests, cautioning you not implicitly to rely upon what I say,
excepting what belongs to that branch of trade in which I am more
immediately concerned.

The Irish trade is, at present, in the most deplorable condition that can
be imagined; to remedy it, the causes of its languishment must be inquired
into. But as those causes (you may assure yourself) will not be removed,
you may look upon it as a thing past hope of recovery.

The first and greatest shock our trade received was from an act passed in
the reign of King William, in the Parliament of England, prohibiting the
exportation of wool manufactured in Ireland, an act (as the event plainly
shows) fuller of greediness than good policy; an act as beneficial to
France and Spain, as it has been destructive to England and Ireland. At
the passing of this fatal act, the condition of our trade was glorious and
flourishing, though no way interfering with the English; we made no
broadcloths above 6_s._ per yard; coarse druggets, bays and shalloons,
worsted damasks, strong draught-works, slight half-works, and gaudy
stuffs, were the only products of our looms: these were partly consumed by
the meanest of our people, and partly sent to the northern nations, from
which we had in exchange timber, iron, hemp, flax, pitch, tar, and hard
dollars. At the time the current money of Ireland was foreign silver, a
man could hardly receive 100_l._, without finding the coin of all the
northern powers, and every prince of the empire among it.

This money was returned into England for fine cloths silks, &c., for our
own wear, for rent, for coals, for hardware, and all other English
manufactures, and in a great measure supplied the London merchants with
foreign silver for exportation.

The repeated clamours of the English weavers produced this act, so
destructive to themselves and us.

They looked with envious eyes upon our prosperity, and complained of being
undersold by us in those commodities which themselves did not deal in. At
their instances the act was passed, and we lost our profitable northern
trade. Have they got it? No; surely you have found out they have ever
since declined in the trade they so happily possessed? You shall find (if
I am rightly informed) towns without one loom in them, which subsisted
entirely upon the woollen manufactory before the passing of this unhappy
bill; and I will try if I can give the true reasons for the decay of their
trade, and our calamities.

Three parts in four of the inhabitants of that district of the town where
I dwell were English manufacturers, whom either misfortunes in trade,
little petty debts contracted through idleness, or the pressures of a
numerous family, had driven into our cheap country. These were employed in
working up our coarse wool, while the finest was sent into England.
Several of these had taken the children of the native Irish apprentices to
them, who being humbled by the forfeiture of upward of three millions by
the Revolution, were obliged to stoop to a mechanic industry. Upon the
passing of this bill, we were obliged to dismiss thousands of these people
from our service. Those who had settled their affairs returned home, and
overstocked England with workmen; those whose debts were unsatisfied went
to France, Spain, and the Netherlands, where they met with good
encouragement, whereby the natives, having got a firm footing in the
trade, being acute fellows, soon became as good workmen as any we have,
and supply the foreign manufactories with a constant recruit of artisans;
our island lying much more under pasture than any in Europe. The
foreigners (notwithstanding all the restrictions the English Parliament
has bound us up with) are furnished with the greatest quantity of our
choicest wool. I need not tell you, sir, that a custom-house oath is held
as little sacred here as in England, or that it is common for masters of
vessels to swear themselves bound for one of the English wool-ports, and
unload in France or Spain. By this means the trade in those ports is, in a
great measure, destroyed, and we were obliged to try our hands at finer
works, having only our own consumption to depend upon; and I can assure
you we have, in several kinds of narrow goods, even exceeded the English,
and I believe we shall in a few years more, be able to equal them in
broadcloths; but this you may depend upon, that scarce the tenth part of
English goods are now imported, of what used to be before the famous act.

The only manufactured wares we are allowed to export, are linen cloth and
linen yarn, which are marketable only in England; the rest of our
commodities are wool, restrained to England, and raw hides, skins, tallow,
beef, and butter. Now these are things for which the northern nations
have no occasion; we are therefore obliged, instead of carrying woollen
goods to their markets, and bringing home money, to purchase their

In France, Spain, and Portugal, our wares are more valuable, though it
must be owned, our fraudulent trade in wool is the best branch of our
commerce; from hence we get wines, brandy, and fruit, very cheap, and in
great perfection; so that though England has constrained us to be poor,
they have given us leave to be merry. From these countries we bring home
moydores, pistoles, and louisdores, without which we should scarce have a
penny to turn upon.

To England we are allowed to send nothing but linen cloth, yarn, raw
hides, skins, tallow, and wool. From thence we have coals, for which we
always pay ready money, India goods, English woollen and silks, tobacco,
hardware, earthenware, salt, and several other commodities. Our
exportations to England are very much overbalanced by our importations; so
that the course of exchange is generally too high, and people choose
rather to make their remittances to England in specie, than by a bill, and
our nation is perpetually drained of its little running cash.

Another cause of the decay of trade, scarcity of money, and swelling of
exchange, is the unnatural affectation of our gentry to reside in and
about London. Their rents are remitted to them, and spent there. The
countryman wants employment from them; the country shopkeeper wants their
custom. For this reason he can't pay his Dublin correspondent readily, nor
take off a great quantity of his wares. Therefore the Dublin merchant
can't employ the artisan, nor keep up his credit in foreign markets.

I have discoursed some of these gentlemen, persons esteemed for good
sense, and demanded a reason for this, their so unaccountable
proceeding--expensive to them for the present, ruinous to their country,
and destructive to the future value of their estates--and find all their
answers summed up under three heads, curiosity, pleasure, and loyalty to
King George. The two first excuses deserve no answer; let us try the
validity of the third. Would not loyalty be much better expressed by
gentlemen staying in their respective counties, influencing their
dependents by their examples, saving their own wealth, and letting their
neighbours profit by their necessary expenses, thereby keeping them from
misery and its unavoidable consequence, discontent? Or is it better to
flock to London, be lost in a crowd, kiss the King's hand, and take a view
of the royal family? The seeing of the royal house may animate their zeal
for it; but other advantages I know not. What employment have any of our
gentlemen got by their attendance at Court, to make up to them their
expenses? Why, about forty of them have been created peers, and a little
less than a hundred of them baronets and knights. For these excellent
advantages, thousands of our gentry have squeezed their tenants,
impoverished the trader, and impaired their own fortunes! Another great
calamity is the exorbitant raising of the rents of lands. Upon the
determination of all leases made before the year 1690, a gentleman thinks
he has but indifferently improved his estate if he has only doubled his
rent-roll. Farms are screwed up to a rack-rent--leases granted but for a
small term of years--tenants tied down to hard conditions, and discouraged
from cultivating the lands they occupy to the best advantage, by the
certainty they have of their rent being raised on the expiration of their
lease, proportionably to the improvements they shall make. Thus is honest
industry restrained; the farmer is a slave to his landlord; 'tis well if
he can cover his family with a coarse, home-spun frieze. The artisan has
little dealings with him; yet he is obliged to take his provisions from
him at an extravagant price, otherwise the farmer cannot pay his rent.

The proprietors of lands keep great part of them in their own hands for
sheep-pasture; and there are thousands of poor wretches who think
themselves blessed, if they can obtain a hut worse than the squire's
dog-kennel, and an acre of ground for a potato plantation, on condition of
being as very slaves as any in America. What can be more deplorable than
to behold wretches starving in the midst of plenty?

We are apt to charge the Irish with laziness, because we seldom find them
employed; but then we don't consider they have nothing to do.

Sir William Temple, in his excellent remarks on the United Provinces,
inquires, why Holland, which has the fewest and worst ports and
commodities of any nation in Europe, should abound in trade, and Ireland,
which has the most and best of both, should have none? This great man
attributes this surprising accident to the natural aversion man has for
labour; who will not be persuaded to toil and fatigue himself for the
superfluities of life throughout the week, when he may provide himself
with all necessary subsistence by the labour of a day or two. But, with
due submission to Sir William's profound judgment, the want of trade with
us is rather owing to the cruel restraints we lie under, than to any
disqualifications whatsoever in our inhabitants. I have not, sir, for
these thirty years past, since I was concerned in trade (the greatest part
of which time distresses have been flowing in upon us), ever observed them
to swell so suddenly to such a height as they have done within these few
months. Our present calamities are not to be represented; you can have no
notion of them without beholding them. Numbers of miserable objects crowd
our doors, begging us to take their wares at any price, to prevent their
families from immediate starving. We cannot part with our money to them,
both because we know not when we shall have vent for our goods, and as
there are no debts paid, we are afraid of reducing ourselves to their
lamentable circumstances. The dismal time of trade we had during Marr's
Troubles in Scotland, are looked upon as happy days when compared with the
present. I need not tell you, sir, that this griping want, this dismal
poverty, this additional woe, must be put to the accursed stocks, which
have desolated our country more effectually than England. Stock-jobbing
was a kind of traffic we were utterly unacquainted with. We went late to
the South Sea market, and bore a great share in the losses of it, without
having tasted any of its profits.

If many in England have been ruined by stocks, some have been advanced.
The English have a free and open trade to repair their losses; but, above
all, a wise, vigilant, and uncorrupted Parliament and ministry,
strenuously endeavouring to restore public trade to its former happy
state. Whilst we, having lost the greatest part of our cash, without any
probability of its returning, must despair of retrieving our losses by
trade, and have before our eyes the dismal prospect of universal poverty
and desolation.

I believe, sir, you are by this time heartily tired with this indigested
letter, and are firmly persuaded of the truth of what I said in the
beginning of it, that you had much better have imposed this task on some
of our citizens of greater abilities. But perhaps, sir, such a letter as
this may be, for the singularity of it, entertaining to you, who
correspond with the politest and most learned men in Europe. But I am
satisfied you will excuse its want of exactness and perspicuity when you
consider my education, my being unaccustomed to writings of this nature,
and, above all, those calamitous objects which constantly surround us,
sufficient to disturb the clearest imagination, and the soundest judgment.

Whatever cause I have given you, by this letter, to think worse of my
sense and judgment, I fancy I have given you a manifest proof that I am,

  Your most obedient, humble servant,
  J. S.


The social condition of Ireland at the above period has been already
briefly described. When the landlord class were degraded and the tenantry
debased by the iniquitous laws of Charles II. and William III., which
suppressed the trade of the country, the oppressed people found in Swift a
mouthpiece for their wrongs. The above proposal was the voice of the
nation rendered articulate by his utterance. It proposes in effect a
reprisal on England for her restrictions, by a refusal to use anything
that comes thence. A confederation is to be formed, pledged to use nothing
that is not of Irish manufacture. Everything, he trusts, will be burned
that comes from England, except the people and the coals. Swift's proposal
was faulty in political economy. Of this the age knew little, and Swift
cared less. The printer of this pamphlet was prosecuted. The Chief Justice
(Whitshed) sent back the jury nine times, and kept them eleven hours
before they would consent to bring in a "special verdict." The
unpopularity of the prosecution became so great that it was at last


_In clothes and furniture of houses, &c._

Utterly rejecting and renouncing everything wearable that comes from
England. 1720.

It is the peculiar felicity and prudence of the people in this kingdom,
that whatever commodities and productions lie under the greatest
discouragements from England, those are what they are sure to be most
industrious in cultivating and spreading.

Agriculture, which has been the principal care of all wise nations, and
for the encouragement whereof there are so many statute laws in England,
we countenance so well, that the landlords are everywhere, by penal
clauses, absolutely prohibiting their tenants from ploughing;[40] not
satisfied to confine them within certain limitations, as is the practice
of the English: one effect of which is already seen in the prodigious
dearness of corn, and the importation of it from London, as the cheaper
market. And because people are the riches of a country, and that our
neighbours have done, and are doing, all that in them lies to make our
wool a drug to us, and a monopoly to them; therefore, the politic
gentlemen of Ireland have depopulated vast tracts of the best land for the
feeding of sheep.

I could fill a volume as large as the history of the Wise Men of Gotham,
with a catalogue only of some wonderful laws and customs we have observed
within thirty years past. It is true, indeed, our beneficial traffic of
wool with France has been our only support for several years, furnishing
us with all the little money we have to pay our rents, and go to market.
But our merchants assure me, this trade has received a great damp by the
present fluctuating condition of the coin in France; and that most of
their wine is paid for in specie, without carrying thither any commodity
from hence.

However, since we are so universally bent upon enlarging our flocks, it
may be worth inquiring what we shall do with our wool, in case Barnstaple
should be overstocked, and our French commerce should fail.

I could wish the Parliament had thought fit to have suspended their
regulation of church matters, and enlargements of the prerogative, until a
more convenient time, because they did not appear very pressing, at least
to the persons principally concerned; and, instead of these great
refinements in politics and divinity, had amused themselves and their
committees a little with the state of the nation. For example: What if the
House of Commons had thought fit to make a resolution, _nemine
contradicente_, against wearing any cloth or stuff in their families,
which were not of the growth and manufacture of this kingdom? What if they
had extended it so far as utterly to exclude all silks, velvets, calicoes,
and the whole lexicon of female fopperies; and declared, that whoever
acted otherwise should be deemed and reputed an enemy to the nation? What
if they had sent up such a resolution to be agreed to by the House of
Lords, and by their own practice and encouragement, spread the execution
of it in their several countries? What if we should agree to make burying
in woollen a fashion, as our neighbours have made it a law? What if the
ladies would be content with Irish stuffs for the furniture of their
houses, for gowns and petticoats for themselves and their daughters? Upon
the whole, and to crown all the rest, let a firm resolution be taken, by
male and female, never to appear with one single shred that comes from
England, and let all the people say AMEN.

I hope and believe, that nothing could please his Majesty better than to
hear that his loyal subjects of both sexes in this kingdom celebrated his
birthday (now approaching) universally clad in their own manufacture. Is
there virtue enough left in this deluded people to save them from the
brink of ruin? If men's opinions may be taken, the ladies will look as
handsome in stuffs as in brocades; and since all will be equal, there may
be room enough to employ their wit and fancy, in choosing and matching
patterns and colours.

I heard the late Archbishop of Tuam mention a pleasant observation of
somebody's, that Ireland would never be happy, till a law were made for
burning everything that came from England, except their people and their

I must confess, that as to the former, I should not be sorry if they would
stay at home; and for the latter, I hope in a little time we shall have no
occasion for them.

  Non tanti mitra est, non tanti judicis ostrum--

but I should rejoice to see a stay-lace from England be thought
scandalous, and become a topic for censure at visits and tea-tables.

If the unthinking shopkeepers in this town had not been utterly destitute
of common sense, they would have made some proposal to the Parliament,
with a petition to the purpose I have mentioned; promising to improve the
cloths and stuffs of the nation into all possible degrees of fineness and
colours, and engaging not to play the knave, according to their custom, by
exacting and imposing upon the nobility and gentry, either as to the
prices or the goodness.

For I remember, in London, upon a general mourning, the rascally mercers
and woollen-drapers would in twenty-four hours raise their cloths and
silks to above a double price, and if the mourning continued long, then
come whining with petitions to the court, that they were ready to starve,
and their fineries lay upon their hands.

I could wish our shopkeepers would immediately think on this proposal,
addressing it to all persons of quality and others; but, first, be sure to
get somebody who can write sense, to put it into form.

I think it needless to exhort the clergy to follow this good example;
because, in a little time, those among them who are so unfortunate as to
have had their birth and education in this country, will think themselves
abundantly happy when they can afford Irish crape, and an Athlone hat; and
as to the others, I shall not presume to direct them. I have, indeed, seen
the present Archbishop of Dublin clad from head to foot in our own
manufacture; and yet, under the rose be it spoken, his Grace deserves as
good a gown as if he had not been born among us.

I have not courage enough to offer one syllable on this subject to their
honours of the army; neither have I sufficiently considered the great
importance of scarlet and gold lace.

The fable in Ovid of Arachne and Pallas is to this purpose.--The goddess
had heard of one Arachne, a young virgin, very famous for spinning and
weaving. They both met upon a trial of skill; and Pallas, finding herself
almost equalled in her own art, stung with rage and envy, knocked her
rival down, and turned her into a spider; enjoining her to spin and weave
for ever out of her own bowels, and in a very narrow compass.

I confess, that, from a boy, I always pitied poor Arachne, and could never
heartily love the goddess, on account of so cruel and unjust a sentence;
which, however, is fully executed upon us by England, with farther
additions of rigour and severity; for the greatest part of our bowels and
vitals is extracted, without allowing us the liberty of spinning and
weaving them.

The Scripture tells us, that "oppression makes a wise man mad;" therefore,
consequently speaking, the reason why some men are not mad is because they
are not wise. However it were to be wished, that oppression would in time
teach a little wisdom to fools.

I was much delighted with a person, who has a great estate in this
kingdom, upon his complaints to me, how grievously poor England suffers by
impositions from Ireland:--That we convey our wool to France, in spite of
all the harpies at the custom-house; that Mr. Shuttleworth and others, on
the Cheshire coast, are such fools to sell us their bark at a good price
for tanning our own hides into leather; with other enormities of the like
weight and kind. To which I will venture to add more:--That the mayoralty
of this city is always executed by an inhabitant, and often by a native,
which might as well be done by a deputy with a moderate salary, whereby
poor England loses at least one thousand pounds a-year upon the balance;
that the governing of this kingdom costs the Lord-Lieutenant three
thousand six hundred pounds a year--so much net loss to poor England; that
the people of Ireland presume to dig for coals on their own grounds; and
the farmers in the county of Wicklow send their turf to the very market
of Dublin, to the great discouragement of the coal trade of Mostyn and
Whitehaven; that the revenues of the post-office here, so righteously
belonging to the English treasury, as arising chiefly from our commerce
with each other, should be remitted to London clogged with that grievous
burden of exchange; and the pensions paid out of the Irish revenues to
English favourites, should lie under the same disadvantage, to the great
loss of the grantees. When a divine is sent over to a bishopric here, with
the hopes of five-and-twenty hundred pounds a year, and, upon his arrival,
he finds, alas! a dreadful discount of ten or twelve per cent.; a judge,
or a commissioner of the revenue, has the same cause of complaint....
These are a few among the many hardships we put upon that poor kingdom of
England, for which, I am confident, every honest man wishes a remedy. And
I hear there is a project on foot for transporting our best wheaten straw,
by sea and land carriage, to Dunstable, and obliging us, by a law, to take
off yearly so many ton of straw hats, for the use of our women; which will
be a great encouragement to the manufacture of that industrious town.

I should be glad to learn among the divines, whether a law to bind men
without their own consent be obligatory _in foro conscientiæ_; because I
find Scripture, Sanderson, and Suarez, are wholly silent on the matter.
The oracle of reason, the great law of nature, and general opinion of
civilians, wherever they treat of limited governments, are indeed decisive

It is wonderful to observe the bias among our people in favour of things,
persons, and wares of all kinds, that come from England. The printer tells
his hawkers, that he has got an excellent new song just brought from
London. I have somewhat of a tendency that way myself; and, upon hearing a
coxcomb from thence displaying himself, with great volubility, upon the
park, the playhouse, the opera, the gaming ordinaries, it was apt to beget
in me a kind of veneration for his parts and accomplishments. It is not
many years since I remember a person, who, by his style and literature,
seems to have been the corrector of a hedge-press in some blind alley
about Little Britain, proceed gradually to be an author, at least a
translator of a lower rate, although somewhat of a larger bulk, than any
that now flourishes in Grub Street; and, upon the strength of this
foundation, come over here, erect himself up into an orator and
politician, and lead a kingdom after him. This, I am told, was the very
motive that prevailed on the author of a play, called "Love in a Hollow
Tree," to do us the honour of a visit; presuming, with very good reason,
that he was a writer of a superior class. I know another, who, for thirty
years past, has been the common standard of stupidity in England, where he
was never heard a minute in any assembly, or by any party, with common
Christian treatment; yet, upon his arrival here, could put on a face of
importance and authority, talk more than six, without either gracefulness,
propriety, or meaning, and, at the same time, be admired and followed as
the pattern of eloquence and wisdom.

       *       *       *       *       *

I would now expostulate a little with our country landlords; who, by
immeasurable screwing and racking their tenants all over the kingdom, have
already reduced the miserable people to a worse condition than the
peasants in France, or the vassals in Germany and Poland; so that the
whole species of what we call substantial farmers, will, in a very few
years, be utterly at an end. It was pleasant to observe these gentlemen
labouring, with all their might, for preventing the bishops from letting
their revenues at a moderate half value (whereby the whole order would, in
an age, have been reduced to manifest beggary), at the very instant when
they were everywhere canting[41] their own land upon short leases, and
sacrificing their oldest tenants for a penny an acre advance.... I have
heard great divines affirm, that nothing is so likely to call down a
universal judgment from Heaven upon a nation as universal oppression; and
whether this be not already verified in part, their worships the
landlords, are now at full leisure to consider. Whoever travels this
country, and observes the face of nature, or the faces, and habits, and
dwellings of the natives, will hardly think himself in a land where law,
religion, or common humanity is professed. I cannot forbear saying one
word upon a thing they call a bank, which, I fear, is projecting in this
town.[42] I never saw the proposals, nor understood any one particular of
their scheme. What I wish for at present, is only a sufficient provision
of hemp, and caps and bells, to distribute according to the several
degrees of honesty and prudence in some persons. I hear only of a
monstrous sum already named; and if others do not soon hear of it too, and
hear with a vengeance, then I am a gentleman of less sagacity than myself,
and very few beside myself, take me to be. And the jest will be still the
better if it be true, as judicious persons have assured me, that one half
of this money will be real, and the other half altogether imaginary. The
matter will be likewise much mended, if the merchants continue to carry
off our gold, and our goldsmiths to melt down our heavy silver.


This came out when the people were starving in hundreds through famine,
and the dead were left unburied before their own doors. English
civilization was shamed by the sight. His sarcasm was never applied with
more deadly seriousness of purpose. There is no strain in the language
with which the state of matters is described: the very simplicity and
matter-of-fact tone that are assumed, make the description all the more
telling. With the calm deliberation of a statistician calculating the food
supply of the country, Swift brings forward his suggestion. No work of
Swift has been more grievously misunderstood. Some have esteemed it a
heartless piece of ridicule, a callous laugh raised out of abject misery.
The interpretation is as wrong as the Frenchman who took it as a grave and
practical suggestion, and who fancied that Swift in sober earnest proposed
that infants in Ireland should be used for food. In truth the ridicule is
but a thin disguise. From beginning to end, it is laden with grave and
torturing bitterness. Each touch, if calm and ghastly human, is added
with the gravity of a surgeon who probes a wound to the quick. There is
nothing like it in all literature.


    _For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland from being a
    burden to their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to
    the public. 1729._

It is a melancholy object to those who walk through this great town, or
travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads, and cabin
doors, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or
six children, all in rags, and importuning every passenger for an alms.
These mothers, instead of being able to work for an honest livelihood, are
forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their
helpless infants; who, as they grow up, either turn thieves for the want
of work, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in
Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes.

I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of
children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers,
and frequently of their fathers, is, in the present deplorable state of
the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever
could find out a fair, cheap, and easy method of making these children
sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the
public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.

But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the
children of professed beggars; it is of a much greater extent, and shall
take in the whole number of infants at a certain age, who are born of
parents in effect as little able to support them, as those who demand
charity in our streets.

As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this
important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our
projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their
computation. It is true, a child, just dropped from its dam, may be
supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment; at
most, not above the value of two shillings, which the mother may certainly
get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it
is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a
manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their parents, or the parish,
or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall, on
the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of
many thousands....

The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and
a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand
couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I subtract thirty
thousand couple, who are able to maintain their own children, (although I
apprehend there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the
kingdom); but this being granted, there will remain a hundred and seventy
thousand breeders. I again subtract fifty thousand for those women who
miscarry, or whose children die by accident or disease within the year.
There only remains a hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents
annually born. The question therefore is: How this number shall be reared
and provided for?--which, as I have already said, under the present
situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto
proposed. For we can neither employ them in handicraft or agriculture; we
neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate land; they can
very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at six
years old, except where they are of towardly parts; although I confess
they learn the rudiments much earlier; during which time they can,
however, be properly looked upon only as probationers; as I have been
informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to
me, that he never knew above one or two instances under the age of six,
even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency in
that art.

I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or girl before twelve years old
is no saleable commodity; and even when they come to this age, they will
not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-a-crown at most, on
the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or
kingdom, the charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times
that value. I shall now, therefore, humbly propose my own thoughts, which
I hope will not be liable to the least objection.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in
London, that a young healthy child, well nursed, is, at a year old, a most
delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked
or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee
or a ragout.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the
hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand
may be reserved for breed. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a
year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune through
the kingdom; always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in
the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good table. A
child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the
family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish,
and, seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on
the fourth day, especially in winter.

I have reckoned, upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh twelve
pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, will increase to
twenty-eight pounds. I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and
therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured
most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children....

I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which
list I reckon all cottagers, labourers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to
be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I believe no
gentleman would require to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good
fat child, which, as I have said, will make four dishes of excellent
nutritive meat, when he has only some particular friend, or his own
family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord,
and grow popular among his tenants; and the mother will have eight
shillings net profit.

Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess that times require) may flay
the carcass; the skin of which, artificially dressed, will make admirable
gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen. As to our city of
Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose in the most convenient
parts of it, and butchers we may be assured will not be wanting; although
I rather recommend buying the children alive, then dressing them hot from
the knife, as we do roasting pigs.

A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtue I
highly esteem, was lately pleased, in discoursing on this matter, to offer
a refinement upon my scheme. He said, that many gentlemen of this kingdom,
having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison
might be well supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not
exceeding fourteen years of age, nor under twelve; so great a number of
both sexes in every country being now ready to starve for want of work and
service; and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or
otherwise by their nearest relations. But, with due deference to so
excellent a friend, and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be altogether in
his sentiments; for as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me,
from frequent experience, that their flesh was generally tough and lean
like that of our schoolboys, by continual exercise, and their taste
disagreeable; and to fatten them would not answer the charge; and besides,
it is not improbable that some scrupulous people might be apt to censure
such a practice (although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering
upon cruelty; which, I confess, has always been with me the strongest
objection against any project, how well soever intended.

But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was
put into his head by the famous Psalmanazar, a native of the island
Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years ago; and in
conversation told my friend, that in his country, when any young person
happened to be put to death the executioner sold the carcass to persons of
quality as a prime dainty; and that in his time the body of a plump girl
of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison the emperor, was
sold to his imperial Majesty's prime minister of state, and other great
mandarins of the court, in joints from the gibbet, at four hundred crowns.

Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use were made of several
plump young girls in this town, who without one single groat to their
fortunes, cannot stir abroad without a chair, and appear at playhouse and
assemblies in foreign fineries which they will never pay for, the kingdom
would not be the worse.

Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast
number of poor people, who are aged, diseased, or maimed; and I have been
desired to employ my thoughts, what course may be taken to ease the nation
of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
matter, because it is very well known, that they are every day dying by
cold and famine, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the
young labourers, they are now in almost as hopeful a condition: they
cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to a
degree, that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labour,
they have not strength to perform it; and thus the country and themselves
are happily delivered from the evils to come.

I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I
think the advantages by the proposal which I have made, are obvious and
many, as well as of the highest importance.

For first, it would greatly lessen the number of Papists, with whom we
are yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation, as well as
our most dangerous enemies, and who stay at home on purpose to deliver the
kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take their advantage by the absence of
so many good Protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their country
than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an Episcopal

Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own,
which by law may be made liable to distress, and help to pay their
landlord's rent; their corn and cattle being already seized, and money a
thing unknown.

Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of a hundred thousand children, from two
years old and upward, cannot be computed at less than ten shillings
a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby increased fifty
thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to
the tables of all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom, who have any
refinement in taste. And the money will circulate among ourselves, the
goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.

Fourthly, The constant breeders, besides the gain of eight shillings
sterling per annum by the sale of their children, will be rid of the
charge of maintaining them after the first year.

Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the
vintners will certainly be so prudent as to procure the best receipts for
dressing it to perfection, and, consequently, have their houses frequented
by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their
knowledge in good eating; and a skilful cook, who understands how to
oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as expensive as they please.

Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise
nations have either encouraged by rewards, or enforced by laws and
penalties. It would increase, the care and tenderness of mothers towards
their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to the poor
babes, provided in some sort by the public, to their annual profit or
expense. We should see an honest emulation among the married women, which
of them could bring the fattest child to the market....

I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this
proposal, unless it should be urged that the number of people will be
thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and it was indeed
one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will
observe that I calculate my remedy for this one individual kingdom of
Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be,
upon earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: of taxing
our absentees at five shillings a pound; of using neither clothes, nor
household furniture, except what is our own growth and manufacture; of
utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign
luxury; of curing the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming
in our women: of introducing a vein of parsimony, prudence, and
temperance; of learning to love our country, in the want of which we
differ even from Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo; of
quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting any longer like the
Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was
taken; of being a little cautious not to sell our country and conscience
for nothing; of teaching landlords to have at least one degree of mercy
toward their tenants: lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry,
and skill into our shopkeepers; who, if a resolution could now be taken to
buy only our negative goods, would immediately unite to cheat and exact
upon us in the price, the measure, and the goodness, nor could never yet
be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and
earnestly invited to it.

Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like
expedients, till he has at least some glimpse of hope that there will be
ever some hearty and sincere attempt to put them in practice.

But as to myself, having been wearied out for many years with offering
vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of
success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal; which as it is wholly new,
so it has something solid and real, of no expense and little trouble, full
in our own power, and whereby we can incur no danger in disobliging
England. For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh
being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt,
although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our
whole nation without.

After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject any
offer proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap,
easy, and effectual. But before something of that kind shall be advanced
in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a better, I desire the author
or authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, as
things now stand, how they will be able to find food and raiment for a
hundred thousand useless mouths and backs. And, secondly, there being a
round million of creatures of human figure throughout this kingdom, whose
whole subsistence put into a common stock would leave them in debt two
millions of pounds sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession,
to the bulk of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, with the wives and
children who are beggars in effect. I desire those politicians who dislike
my overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer that they
will first ask the parents of these mortals, whether they would not at
this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food at a year
old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided a perpetual scene
of misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of
landlords, the impossibility of paying rent without money or trade, the
want of common sustenance, with neither house nor clothes to cover them
from the inclemencies of the weather, and the most inevitable prospect of
entailing the like, or greater miseries, upon their breed for ever.

I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least
personal interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary work, having
no other motive than the public good of my country, by advancing our
trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure
to the rich. I have no children by which I can propose to get a single
penny; the youngest being nine years old and my wife past child-bearing.


Swift levelled his heaviest invective against the corrupt practices of the
so-called Irish Parliament, which did not contain a single representative
of the people who comprised the bulk of the nation. The colonial
representation were of the most degraded order, most of the characters
described in the poem were hit off with caustic precision. The portraits
were so true to life that many recognized themselves. The piece is
generally accepted as a good skit on the House.


  As I stroll the city, oft I
  See a building large and lofty,
  Not a bow-shot from the college;
  Half the globe from sense and knowledge:
  By the prudent architect,
  Placed against the church direct,
  Making good my granddam's jest,
  "Near the church,"--you know the rest.

    Tell us what the pile contains?
  Many a head that holds no brains,
  These demoniacs let me dub
  With the name of Legion Club.
  Such assemblies, you might swear,
  Meet when butchers bait a bear:
  Such a noise, and such haranguing,
  When a brother thief is hanging;
  Such a rout and such a rabble
  Run to hear Jackpudding gabble.

    Could I from the building's top
  Hear the rattling thunder drop,
  While the devil upon the roof
  (If the devil be thunder-proof)
  Should with poker fiery red
  Crack the stones, and melt the lead;
  Drive them down on every skull,
  When the den of thieves is full;
  Quite destroy that harpies' nest;
  How might then our isle be blest!
  For divines allow, that God
  Sometimes makes the devil his rod;
  And the gospel will inform us,
  He can punish sins enormous.

    Yet should Swift endow the schools,
  For his lunatics and fools,
  With a rood or two of land,
  I allow the pile may stand.
  You perhaps will ask me, Why so?
  But it is with this proviso;
  Since the house is like to last,
  Let the royal grant be pass'd,
  That the club have right to dwell
  Each within his proper cell,
  With a passage left to creep in,
  And a hole above for peeping.

    Let them, when they once get in,
  Sell the nation for a pin;
  While they sit a-picking straws,
  Let them rave at making laws;
  Let them form a grand committee,
  How to plague and starve the city;
  Let them stare, and storm, and frown,
  When they see a clergy gown;
  Let them, with their gosling quills,
  Scribble senseless heads of bills.

    *       *       *       *       *

    Come, assist me, Muse obedient!
  Let us try some new expedient;
  Shift the scene for half an hour,
  Time and place are in thy power.
  Thither, gentle Muse, conduct me;
  I shall ask, and you instruct me.
    See, the Muse unbars the gate;
  Hark, the monkeys, how they prate!
    All ye gods who rule the soul;
  Styx, through Hell whose waters roll!
  Let me be allowed to tell
  What I heard in yonder Hell.

    Near the door an entrance gapes,
  Crowded round with antic shapes,
  Poverty, and Grief, and Care,
  Causeless Joy, and true Despair;
  Discord periwigg'd with snakes,
  See the dreadful strides she takes!
    By this odious crew beset,
  I began to rage and fret,
  And resolved to break their pates,
  Ere we entered at the gates;
  Had not Clio in the nick
  Whispered me, "Lay down your stick."
  What! said I, is this the madhouse?
  These, she answer'd, are but shadows,
  Phantoms bodiless and vain,
  Empty visions of the brain.

    In the porch Briareus stands,
  Shows a bribe in all his hands;
  Briareus the secretary,
  But we mortals call him Carey.[43]
  When the rogues their country fleece,
  They may hope for pence a-piece.

    Clio, who had been so wise
  To put on a fool's disguise,
  To bespeak some approbation,
  And be thought a near relation,
  When she saw three hundred brutes
  All involved in wild disputes,
  Roaring till their lungs were spent,
  Now a new misfortune feels,
  Dreading to be laid by th' heels.
  Never durst a Muse before
  Enter that infernal door:
  Clio, stifled with the smell,
  Into spleen and vapours fell,
  By the Stygian steams that flew
  From the dire infectious crew.
  Not the stench of Lake Avernus
  Could have more offended her nose
  Had she flown but o'er the top,
  She had felt her pinions drop.
  And by exhalations dire,
  Though a goddess, must expire.
  In a fright she crept away,
  Bravely I resolved to stay.
  When I saw the keeper frown,
  Tipping him with half-a-crown,
  Now, said I, we are alone,
  Name your heroes one by one.

    Who is that hell-featured brawler?
  Is it Satan? No, 'tis Waller.
  In what figure can a bard dress
  Jack the grandson of Sir Hardress?
  Honest keeper, drive him further,
  In his looks are Hell and murther;
  See the scowling visage drop,
  Just as when he murder'd Throp.
  Keeper, show me where to fix
  On the puppy pair of Dicks:
  By their lantern jaws and leathern,
  You might swear they both are brethren:
  Dick Fitzbaker, Dick the player,
  Old acquaintance are you there?
  Tie them, keeper, in a tether,
  Let them starve and sink together;
  Both are apt to be unruly,
  Lash them daily, lash them duly;
  Though 'tis hopeless to reclaim them,
  Scorpion rods, perhaps, may tame them.
  Keeper, yon old dotard smoke,
  Sweetly snoring in his cloak:
  Who is he? 'Tis humdrum Wynne,
  Half encompassed by his kin:
  There observe the tribe of Bingham,
  For he never fails to bring 'em;
  While he sleeps the whole debate,
  They submissive round him wait;
  Yet would gladly see the hunks,
  In his grave, and search his trunks,
  See, they gently twitch his coat,
  Just to yawn and give his vote,
  Always firm in his vocation,
  For the court against the nation.
  Those are Allens Jack and Bob,
  First in every wicked job,
  Son and brother to a queer
  Brain-sick brute, they call a peer.
  We must give them better quarter
  For their ancestor trod mortar,
  And at Hoath, to boast his fame,
  On a chimney cut his name.

    There sit Clements, Dilks, and Harrison;
  How they swagger from their garrison!
  Such a triplet could you tell
  Where to find on this side Hell?
  Harrison, and Dilks, and Clements,
  Keeper, see they have their payments,
  Every mischief's in their hearts;
  If they fail 'tis want of parts.

    Bless us! Morgan, art thou there, man?
  Bless mine eyes! art thou the chairman?
  Chairman to yon damn'd committee!
  Yet I look on thee with pity.
  Dreadful sight! what, learned Morgan
  Metamorphosed to a Gorgon!
  For thy horrid looks, I own,
  Half convert me to a stone.
  Hast thou been so long at school,
  Now to turn a factious tool?
  Alma Mater was thy mother,
  Every young divine thy brother.
  Thou ungrateful to thy teachers,
  Who are all grown reverend preachers!
  Morgan, would it not surprise one!
  Turn thy nourishment to poison!
  When you walk among your books,
  They reproach you with their looks;
  Bind them fast, or from their shelves
  They will come and right themselves:
  Homer, Plutarch, Virgil, Flaccus,
  All in arms prepare to back us;
  Soon repent, or put to slaughter
  Every Greek and Roman author.
  Will you, in your faction's phrase,
  Send the clergy all to graze;
  And to make your project pass,
  Leave them not a blade of grass?
  Now I want thee, humorous Hogarth!
  Thou, I hear, a pleasant rogue art.
  Were but you and I acquainted,
  Every monster should be painted:
  You should try your graving tools
  On this odious group of fools;
  Draw the beasts as I describe them:
  From their features while I gibe them;
  Draw them like; for I assure you,
  You will need no _car'catura_;
  Draw them so that we may trace
  All the soul in every face.

    Keeper, I must now retire,
  You have done what I desire:
  But I feel my spirits spent
  With the noise, the sight, the scent.
  "Pray, be patient; you shall find
  Half the best are still behind!
  You have hardly seen a score;
  I can show two hundred more."
  Keeper, I have seen enough,
  Taking then a pinch of snuff,
  I concluded, looking round them,
  "May their god, the devil, confound them!"


_A Sermon on the Occasion of Wood's Project._

(WRITTEN IN 1724.)

    "As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men."
    (GALATIANS vi. 10.)

Nature directs every one of us, and God permits us, to consult our own
private good, before the private good of any other person whatsoever. We
are, indeed, commanded to love our neighbour as ourselves, but not as well
as ourselves. The love we have for ourselves, is to be the pattern of that
love we ought to have toward our neighbour; but as the copy doth not equal
the original, so my neighbour cannot think it hard, if I prefer myself,
who am the original, before him, who is only the copy. Thus, if any matter
equally concern the life, the reputation, the profit of my neighbour and
my own; the law of nature, which is the law of God, obligeth me to take
care of myself first, and afterward of him. And this I need not be at much
pains in persuading you to; for the want of self-love, with regard to
things of this world, is not among the faults of mankind. But then, on
the other side, if, by a small hurt and loss to myself, I can procure a
great good to my neighbour, in that case his interest is to be preferred.
For example, if I can be sure of saving his life, without great danger to
my own; if I can preserve him from being undone without ruining myself; or
recover his reputation without blasting mine; all this I am obliged to do,
and if I sincerely perform it, I do then obey the command of God, in
loving my neighbour as myself.

But, besides this love we owe to every man in his particular capacity,
under the title of our neighbour, there is yet a duty of a more large
extensive nature incumbent on us; our love to our neighbour in his public
capacity, as he is a member of that great body the commonwealth, under the
same government with ourselves; and this is usually called love of the
public, and is a duty to which we are more strictly obliged, than even
that of loving ourselves; because therein ourselves are also contained, as
well as all our neighbours, in one great body. This love of the public, or
of the commonwealth, or love of our country, was in ancient times properly
known by the name of virtue, because it was the greatest of all virtues,
and was supposed to contain all virtues in it; and many great examples of
this virtue are left us on record, scarcely to be believed or even
conceived, in such a base, corrupted, wicked age as this we live in. In
those times it was common for men to sacrifice their lives for the good of
their country, although they had neither hope nor belief of future
rewards; whereas, in our days, very few make the least scruple of
sacrificing a whole nation, as well as their own souls, for a little
present gain; which often hath been known to end in their own ruin in this
world; as it certainly must in that to come. Have we not seen men, for the
sake of some petty employment, give up the very natural rights and
liberties of their country, and of mankind, in the ruin of which
themselves must at last be involved? Are not these corruptions gotten
among the meanest of our people, who, for a piece of money, will give
their votes at a venture, for the disposal of their own lives and
fortunes, without considering whether it be to those who are most likely
to betray or defend them? But, if I were to produce only one instance of a
hundred, wherein we fail in this duty of loving our country, it would be
an endless labour, and therefore I shall not attempt it.

But here I would not be misunderstood; by the love of our country, I do
not mean loyalty to our King, for that is a duty of another nature; and a
man may be very loyal, in the common sense of the word, without one grain
of public good at his heart.

Witness this very kingdom we live in. I verily believe, that since the
beginning of the world, no nation upon earth ever showed (all
circumstances considered) such high constant marks of loyalty, in all
their actions and behaviour, as we have done; and, at the same time, no
people ever appeared more utterly void of what is called a public spirit.
When I say the people, I mean the bulk or mass of the people, for I have
nothing to do with those in power. Therefore I shall think my time not
ill-spent, if I can persuade most or all of you who hear me, to show the
love you have for your country, by endeavouring, in your several
situations, to do all the public good you are able.

For I am certainly persuaded, that all our misfortunes arise from no other
original cause than that general disregard among us to the public welfare.
I therefore undertake to show you three things:--

_First_, That there are few people so weak or mean, who have it not
sometimes in their power to be useful to the public.

_Secondly_, That it is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
do mischief to the public.

And, _lastly_, That all wilful injuries done to the public, are very
great and aggravated sins in the sight of God.

_First_, There are few people so weak or mean, who have it not sometimes
in their power to be useful to the public.

Solomon tells us of a poor wise man, who saved a city by his counsel. It
hath often happened that a private soldier, by some unexpected brave
attempt, hath been instrumental in obtaining a great victory. How many
obscure men have been authors of very useful inventions, whereof the world
now reaps the benefit. The very example of honesty and industry in a poor
tradesman, will sometimes spread through a neighbourhood, when others see
how successful he is; and thus so many useful members are gained, for
which the whole body of the public is the better. Whoever is blessed with
a true public spirit, God will certainly put it in his way to make use of
that blessing, for the ends it was given him, by some means or other: and
therefore it hath been observed, in most ages that the greatest actions
for the benefit of the commonwealth, have been performed by the wisdom or
courage, the contrivance or industry, of particular men, and not of
numbers, and that the safety of a kingdom hath often been owing to those
hands whence it was least expected.

But, _secondly_, It is often in the power of the meanest among mankind to
do mischief to the public, and hence arise most of those miseries with
which the states and kingdoms of the earth are infested. How many great
princes have been murdered by the meanest ruffians!

The weakest hand can open a flood-gate to drown a country, which a
thousand of the strongest cannot stop. Those who have thrown off all
regard for public good, will often have it in their way to do public evil,
and will not fail to exercise that power whenever they can.

The greatest blow given of late to this kingdom, was by the dishonesty of
a few manufacturers; by imposing bad wares at foreign markets, in almost
the only traffic permitted to us, did half ruin that trade; by which this
poor unhappy kingdom still suffers in the midst of sufferings. I speak not
here of persons in high stations who ought to be free from all reflection,
and are supposed always to intend the welfare of the community: but we now
find by experience, that the meanest instrument may, by the concurrence of
accidents, have it in his power to bring a whole kingdom to the very brink
of destruction, and is at this present endeavouring to finish his work;
and hath agents among ourselves who are contented to see their own country
undone, to be small sharers in that iniquitous gain, which at last must
end in their own ruin, as well as ours. I confess it was chiefly the
consideration of that great danger we are in, which engaged me to
discourse to you on this subject, to exhort you to a love of your country,
and a public spirit, when all you have is at stake; to prefer the interest
of your prince and your fellow-subjects, before that of one destructive
impostor, and a few of his adherents.

Perhaps it may be thought by some, that this way of discoursing is not so
proper from the pulpit. But, surely, when an open attempt is made, and far
carried on, to make a great kingdom one large poorhouse, to deprive us of
all means to exercise hospitality or charity, to turn our cities and
churches into ruins, to make the country a desert for wild beasts and
robbers, to destroy all arts and sciences, all trades and manufactures,
and the very tillage of the ground, only to enrich one obscure,
ill-designing projector and his followers; it is time for the pastor to
cry out, "that the wolf is getting into his flock," to warn them to stand
together, and all to consult the common safety. And God be praised for His
infinite goodness in raising such a spirit of union among us, at least in
this point, in the midst of all our former divisions; which union, if it
continue, will in all probability defeat the pernicious design of this
pestilent enemy to the nation!

But hence it clearly follows how necessary the love of our country, or a
public spirit, is, in every particular man, since the wicked have so many
opportunities of doing public mischief. Every man is upon his guard for
his private advantage; but where the public is concerned, he is apt to be
negligent, considering himself as only one among two or three millions,
among whom the loss is equally shared; and thus, he thinks, he can be no
great sufferer. Meanwhile the trader, the farmer, and the shopkeeper,
complain of the hardness and deadness of the times, and wonder whence it
comes; while it is in a great measure owing to their own folly, for want
of that love of their country, and public spirit and firm union among
themselves, which are so necessary to the prosperity of every nation.

Another method, by which the meanest wicked man may have it in his power
to injure the public, is false accusation; whereof this kingdom hath
afforded too many examples; neither is it long since no man, whose
opinions were thought to differ from those in fashion could safely
converse beyond his nearest friends, for fear of being sworn against, as a
traitor, by those who made a traffic of perjury and subornation; by which
the very peace of the nation was disturbed, and men fled from each other
as they would from a lion or a bear got loose. And it is very remarkable,
that the pernicious project now in hand, to reduce us to beggary, was
forwarded by one of these false accusers, who had been convicted of
endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the lives of
several innocent persons here among us; and, indeed, there could not be a
more proper instrument for such a work.

Another method, by which the meanest people may do injury to the public,
is the spreading of lies and false rumours; thus raising a distrust among
the people of a nation, causing them to mistake their true interest, and
their enemies for their friends; and this hath been likewise too
successful a practice among us, where we have known the whole kingdom
misled by the grossest lies, raised upon occasion to serve some particular
turn. As it hath also happened in the case I lately mentioned, where one
obscure man, by representing our wants where they were least, and
concealing them where they were greatest, had almost succeeded in a
project of utterly ruining this whole kingdom; and may still succeed, if
God doth not continue that public spirit, which He hath almost
miraculously kindled in us upon this occasion.

Thus we see the public is many times, as it were, at the mercy of the
meanest instrument, who can be wicked enough to watch opportunities of
doing it mischief, upon the principles of avarice or malice, which I am
afraid are deeply rooted in too many breasts, and against which there can
be no defence, but a firm resolution in all honest men, to be closely
united and active in showing their love to their country, by preferring
the public interest to their present private advantage. If a passenger, in
a great storm at sea, should hide his goods, that they might not be thrown
overboard to lighten the ship, what would be the consequence? The ship is
cast away, and he loses his life and goods together.

We have heard of men, who, through greediness of gain, have brought
infected goods into a nation; which bred a plague, whereof the owners and
their families perished first. Let those among us consider this and
tremble, whose houses are privately stored with those materials of beggary
and desolation, lately brought over to be scattered like a pestilence
among their countrymen, which may probably first seize upon themselves and
their families, until their houses shall be made a dunghill.

I shall mention one practice more, by which the meanest instruments often
succeed in doing public mischief; and this is, by deceiving us with
plausible arguments, to make us believe that the most ruinous project
they can offer is intended for our good, as it happened in the case so
often mentioned. For the poor ignorant people, allured by the appearing
convenience in their small dealings, did not discover the serpent in the
brass, but were ready, like the Israelites, to offer incense to it;
neither could the wisdom of the nation convince them, until some, of good
intentions, made the cheat so plain to their sight, that those who run may
read. And thus the design was to treat us, in every point, as the
Philistines treated Samson (I mean when he was betrayed by Delilah), first
to put out our eyes, and then to bind us with fetters of brass.

I proceed to the last thing I proposed, which was to show you that all
wilful injuries done to the public, are very great and aggravating in the
sight of God.

_First_, It is apparent from Scripture, and most agreeable to reason, that
the safety and welfare of nations are under the most peculiar care of
God's providence. Thus He promised Abraham to save Sodom, if only ten
righteous men could be found in it. Thus the reason which God gave to
Jonah for not destroying Nineveh was, because there were six score
thousand men in that city.

All government is from God, who is the God of order; and therefore whoever
attempts to breed confusion or disturbances among a people, doth his
utmost to take the government of the world out of God's hands, and to put
it into the hands of the devil, who is the author of confusion. By which
it is plain, that no crime, how heinous soever, committed against
particular persons, can equal the guilt of him who does injury to the

_Secondly_, All offenders against their country lie under this grievous
difficulty: that it is impossible to obtain a pardon or make restitution.
The bulk of mankind are very quick at resenting injuries, and very slow at
forgiving them: and how shall one man be able to obtain the pardon of
millions, or repair the injury he hath done to millions? How shall those,
who, by a most destructive fraud, got the whole wealth of our neighbouring
kingdom into their hands, be ever able to make a recompense? How will the
authors and promoters of that villainous project, for the ruin of this
poor country, be able to account with us for the injuries they have
already done, although they should no farther succeed? The deplorable care
of such wretches must entirely be left to the unfathomable mercies of God:
for those who know the least in religion are not ignorant, that without
our utmost endeavours to make restitution to the person injured, and to
obtain his pardon, added to a sincere repentance, there is no hope of
salvation given in the Gospel.

_Lastly_, All offences against our own country have this aggravation, that
they are ungrateful and unnatural. It is to our country we owe those laws,
which protect us in our lives, our liberties, our properties, and our
religion. Our country produced us into the world, and continues to nourish
us, so that it is usually called our mother; and there have been examples
of great magistrates, who have put their own children to death for
endeavouring to betray their country, as if they had attempted the life of
their natural parent.

Thus I have briefly shown you how terrible a sin it is to be an enemy to
our country, in order to incite you to the contrary virtue, which at this
juncture is so highly necessary, when every man's endeavour will be of
use. We have hitherto been just able to support ourselves under many
hardships; but now the axe is laid to the root of the tree, and nothing
but a firm union among us can prevent our utter undoing. This we are
obliged to, in duty to our gracious King, as well as to ourselves. Let us
therefore preserve that public spirit, which God hath raised in us, for
our own temporal interest. For, if this wicked project should succeed,
which it cannot do but by our own folly; if we sell ourselves for nought,
the merchant, the shopkeeper, the artificer, must fly to the desert with
their miserable families, there to starve, or live upon rapine, or at
least exchange their country for one more hospitable than that where they
were born.

Thus much I thought it my duty to say to you who are under my care, to
warn you against those temporal evils which may draw the worst of
spiritual evils after them; such as heart-burnings, murmurings,
discontents, and all manner of wickedness, which a desperate condition of
life may tempt men to.

I am sensible that what I have now said will not go very far, being
confined to this assembly; but I hope it may stir up others of my brethren
to exhort their several congregations, after a more effectual manner, to
show their love for their country on this important occasion. And this, I
am sure, cannot be called meddling in affairs of state.

I pray God protect his most gracious Majesty, and his kingdom long under
his government; and defend us from all ruinous projectors, deceivers,
suborners perjurers, false accusers, and oppressors; from the virulence of
party and faction; and unite us in loyalty to our King, love to our
country, and charity to each other.



[1] See the "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."

[2] Four score and ten thousand, this runs throughout the first edition.

[3] A coarse kind of barley.

[4] At that time the Speaker of the Irish House of Commons.

[5] An allusion to the debasement of the coin by James II. during his
unfortunate campaign in Ireland.

[6] An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin.

[7] The Duke of Grafton.

[8] Mr. Hopkins, the Duke of Grafton's secretary.

[9] Lord Carteret, afterwards Earl Granville. As the ally of Bolingbroke,
and opponent of Walpole, he was to some extent a favourite of Swift.

[10] This was especially the case in the reign of William III., when the
doctrine of English supremacy was assumed in order to discredit the
authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II.

[11] William Molineux, the friend of Locke, who wrote a pamphlet,
published in 1698, against the oppressive laws adopted by England in
regard to Irish Manufactures.

[12] There was a certain amount of truth in this. The Dean's butler acted
as amanuensis.

[13] Articles mentioned in the indictment and proclamation.

[14] His "Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures."

[15] The first "Letter."

[16] The second and third "Letters."

[17] The fourth "Letter," the cause of the indictment and proclamation.

[18] Printers.

[19] He probably speaks of himself.

[20] The "Proposal for the Use of Irish Manufactures."

[21] Though he signed the proclamation against the author of the Drapier's
Letters, Lord Middleton was himself inimical to Wood's project.

[22] The printer of the Drapier's Letters.

[23] Undertakers:--a name which was, in Charles II.'s time applied to
those ministers who gained power by undertaking to carry through pet
measures of the Crown. Swift here uses it ambiguously.

[24] The Earl of Sunderland.

[25] The obligation arising from their having sworn allegiance to him.

[26] The memorial was written by Sir John Browne.

[27] Ireland was, for political reasons, much favoured by the Crown,
during the reigns of Charles II. and James II.

[28] England.

[29] Scotland and Ireland.

[30] The Irish Sea.

[31] The Pict's Wall.

[32] An allusion to the border raids of the Highlanders.

[33] Charles I.

[34] The Lord-Lieutenant.

[35] An allusion to the strained relations between England and Scotland,
caused by the passing of the Scottish Act of Security.

[36] The Union.

[37] An allusion to the Irish linen trade.

[38] An allusion to the Scotch Colonists in Ulster.

[39] Dr. William King, the friend and correspondent of Swift.

[40] It was the practice among the farmers to wear out their ground with
ploughing, neither manuring nor letting it lie fallow; and when their
leases were nearly out, they even ploughed their meadows, so that the
landlords, unable to check them by other means, were obliged to resort to
this pernicious measure.

[41] Putting up at auction.

[42] A project for establishing an Irish Bank, which was soon after placed
before Parliament, but rejected.

[43] The Right Honourable Walter Carey. He was Secretary to the Duke of
Dorset when Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland.

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