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Title: Bypaths in Dixie - Folk Tales of the South
Author: Cocke, Sarah Johnson
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[Illustration: "DES LIKE SHE RUB'IN ON YORN."]


Folk Tales of the South



With an Introduction by Harry Stillwell Edwards

New York
E·P·Dutton & Company
31 West Twenty-Third Street

Copyright, 1911
By E. P. Dutton & Company
Reprinted, May, 1912



When Thomas Nelson Page began his stories of the old South in the early
"Eighties," the reading people of America suddenly aroused to the
realization that a vein of virgin gold had been uncovered. There was a
rush to the new field and almost every Southerner who had a story to tell
told it, many of them with astonishing dramatic force and power. As by
magic a new department was added to American literature and a score of new
writers won their way to fame. From a notably backward section, in point
of expression, the South stepped easily, with the short story, into the
front rank and has held her place ever since. The field once entered was
explored faithfully, the eager minds of her sons and daughters running
through the Ante-Bellum, Revolutionary and Colonial eras, and when Joel
Chandler Harris developed the "Brer Rabbit" stories, "The Little Boy" and
"Uncle Remus," it seemed as though future work must lie in refining for
the ore was all in sight.

But there was one lead almost entirely forgotten or undervalued in the
scramble for literary wealth and this lead was into the Southern nursery
where the real black Mammy reigned. With the better lights before us now
we realize the astonishing fact that the very heart center of the Southern
civilization had not been touched.

Mrs. Cocke in the charming stories contained in this volume is the happy
pre-emptor of the new find. Every Southerner old enough will recognize the
absolute truthfulness of the scenes and methods therein embalmed, and
applaud the faithfulness with which she has reproduced that difficult
potency, the gentle, tender, playful, elusive, young-old, child-wise mind
of the African nurse in the white family; the mind to which all things
appeal as living forces and all lives as speaking intelligences.

The naturally developed mind of the African slave had no leaning to
violence. The influence of the wildness of nature, the monotones of
forests, fields and running waters, the play of shadows and the wind
voices lingered in it and the tendency to endow all life surrounding it
with human or god-like powers as strong in an humbler way as with the
early Greek. But the Greeks were warriors; the African slave tribes,
never. Where one worshipped force, the other bowed to shrewdness and
cunning and by these lived within a hostile environment. The rabbit that
survives and multiplies was to the African slave always mightier than the
lion that fell to the hunter's gun or spear, and the rabbit was and, to a
large degree still is, the best personification of the negro mind in its
method of approach and treatment. Brer Rabbit in the stories retold by
Harris is really the child-wise, world-old mind of Uncle Remus, himself a
type. The absence from them of some of the moral laws is in itself one
proof of faithful reproduction.

But in the nursery we had by necessity the moral laws grafted on the
African mind by master and mistress through daily association and the
singular application of these is within the memory of many grown-up
Southern children. I take issue with those who declare that the black
Mammy did have equal authority in the punishment of refractory children. I
have never known an instance in which punishment by her was inflicted in
blows. A child might be dragged forcibly to its nursery, restrained by a
turned key or remorselessly carried away to solitude, in arms, but struck,
never! Blows were unnecessary with the wise-old Mammy. There were the
cupboard and pantry, the fruit orchard, the kitchen stove, and there were
the birds, beasts and fowls to be invoked in song and story. Thus were the
children restrained, guided and taught, and doubtless many a flower in
our literary gardens to-day is but an old-time seed matured. This is the
best side of the picture. The seed was not always well chosen; the
impression, a good one. All black Mammies were not good and superstitions
fertilized with fear were often sown in childish minds never to be
eradicated. The writer to this day could not under any temptation bring
himself to touch a spider or sleep in the dark and somehow feels that life
will not be entirely complete without a chance to even up with the female
Senegambian who filled his mind with weird stories Saturday nights and
prepared him for religious service Sunday mornings.

Mrs. Cocke's work speaks for itself. It is a difficult work presented with
but few of the stage accessories. But I believe it is admirably done and
will endure in a niche of its own. Certain it is that those to whose
memories it appeals will receive it gratefully.


  Macon, Ga.,
  April 10, 1911.


  CHAPTER                                     PAGE

     I THE ROOSTER TELEPHONE                    21

    II OLD MAN GULLY'S HANT                     37


    IV MISS RACE HOSS AN' DE FLEAS              79

     V MISS RACE HOSS'S PARTY                   91

    VI NED DOG AND BILLY GOAT                  107


  VIII SHOO FLY                                139

    IX ELECTION DAY                            153

     X MISTER BAD 'SIMMON TREE                 177

    XI BIG EYE BUZZARD                         197

   XII MISS LILLY DOVE                         219

  XIII MISTER GRAB-ALL SPIDER                  243

   XIV MISTER RATTLESNAKE                      261

    XV MISS QUEEN BEE                          281


  XVII AN AFTERWORD                            319


(From drawings by Duncan Smith.)

  "Des like she rub'in on yorn"         _Frontispiece_


  "Dat ole roost'r squattin' und'r de baid
  ain' nuv'r tak'n his eyes off'n Abe"              50

  "Hep! Hep!--Somebody come hope me!"               60

  "Wid dat dey all uv 'em lose dey manners
  an' start ter 'busin' Brer Bar scand'lous"       102

  "Shoo Fly holl'r, 'Look out fur m' legs!'"       148

  "Bimeby he git ax'd ter be er pawl b'arer
  ter all uv 'em"                                  206

  "Mist'r Grab-All, 'cose you gwine jine de
  Yall'r Jackits' side, ain't yer?"                244

[Illustration: The ROOSTER Telephone]




The telephone had just been mended again, and the man suggested as he left
that the little boy find another plaything. Phyllis indignantly protested
that Willis had done no damage to the instrument, and that the frequent
defects were due to the failure of the workman to put it in proper
condition. Being thus defended by so strong an ally, Willis lost no time
in attacking the forbidden object as soon as the door was closed.

"Let de ole telerfome erlone, baby," said Phyllis in a tone of
sympathetic protest. But the boy could not resist such an opportunity.
"Dat table tiltin' right now." She caught her breath as the table righted
itself. "An' dat telerfom'll bus' yo' haid wide op'n."

"I'm going to talk to my papa."

"You gwinter talk ter er bust'd haid, dat's who you--" At that moment,
table, telephone, boy and all fell to the floor with a bang. "What'd I
tell yer?"

Willis answered with a succession of screams that admitted of no argument
or consolation. Phyllis offered none until she had satisfied herself that
a bumped head and a much frightened little boy were the extent of the

"Mammy gwine whup dat telerfome," she continued, "an' de flo' too, caze
dey hu't her baby." And she proceeded to execute the threat.

"Don't whip the telephone--whip the table!" he screamed.

"Dat's right," striking the table with a towel; "'twas dat ole table done
all de mischuf--Mammy gwina rub camfer on dat telerfome's haid des like
she rub'in on yorn, an' beg his pard'n too," looking for the raised place.
"Come on ov'r ter de wind'r so Mammy kin see her baby's haid good!"

"I don't want you to see it good!" And the wails redoubled.

"Lawsee! Look at dat ole rooster in de yard!" half dragging the little
fellow to the window; "he's done gone an' telerfome ter Miss Churchill's
rooster 'bout you holl'rin' an' kicken' up so!"

"No, he shan't!" blubbered Willis.

"He done done it, an' he fixin' ter do hit ergin!"

Another crow from the rooster: "I tole yer so! heah 'im? An' Miss
Churchill's rooster done telerfome ov'r ter Miss Coxe's roost'r, an' dey
keeps on telerfomin' ter de nex' yard tell all de roost'rs in dis whole
place'll know you settin' up hyah cryin' an' yellin' like you wus Ma'y

"I don't want 'em to tell," said the little boy, burying his face on her

"I doan speck yer does, but he done tole hit!" A fresh burst followed,
which Phyllis strove to quiet. "Hyah, eat dis nice butt'r'd biskit Mammy
bin savin' fur yer." Willis pushed the bread away. She coaxed, "I speck ef
you eats er lit'le, an' thows er lit'le out yond'r ter ole man Roost'r,
he'll git in er good humor (like all de men fokes does whin dey eats),
an' he'll telerfome ter Miss Churchill's roost'r dat he jes foolin' him,
an' Miss Churchill's roost'r'll keep de wurd passin' erlong dat way tell
all de roost'rs'll know our ole Shanghi jes pass er joke off on you."

"Where's his telephone?" sniffled the boy, only partly diverted by the
chicken pecking up the crumbs of bread.

"He keep hit in his th'oat whar de Lawd put hit."

"How can he eat?" Willis turned from the window to gaze into the old
woman's face.

"Pshaw, boy, you think er stool an' er table wid er telerfome on hit's in
dat roost'r's th'oat?" and she laughed aloud. Moistening the handkerchief
again with camphor, she parted the curls and tenderly pressed the cloth
to the bumped place. "Nor suhree! dey ain' no sich er thing in dat
roost'r's th'oat. Mist'r Man put dat un in hyar fur yo' ma," pointing in
the direction of the 'phone, "but de Lawd hook up dat un out yond'r in ole
man Roost'r's th'oat. Yas, Lawd! He put hit in dar fur Roost'rs ter talk
wid an' fur fokes ter lis'n ter whut dey talks. You 'member de uth'r night
when you wus took sick in de night, an' Mammy keep er tellin' yer ter stop
cryin' 'bout de cast'r oil, an' lis'n ter de roost'rs crowin'? Well, our
ole roost'r wus jes gittin' news fum Peter's roost'r den."

"Who's Peter?" Willis shook the camphor cloth from his head. "Who's Peter,
Mammy?" he insisted.

"Lemme see how I kin 'splain ter yer who Peter is," scratching her head
under the bandana. "Lemme see--Peter wus er gent'mun de scriptur speak
erbout dat trip hissef up on de 'Bridge er Trufe' an' fell er sprawlin'
flat; an' de Lawd sont er roost'r 'long 'bout dat time ter pick 'im up.
Cose you know de roost'r didn't pick 'im up wid his foots, but he raise
him up wid er speeret de Lawd put in 'im fur dat 'speshul 'casion. Oh, I
tell yer, de Lawd talks er heap er talk ter fokes thu fowels an' beastes,
but nobody doan take no notice uv 'em; dey 'pears ter fergit how dat fowel
hope Peter up, an' pint'd de road ter Glory fer 'im."

"Mammy, can roosters talk show nuf?"

"Roosters kin talk good es you kin,--hits jes fokes ain' got nuf speeret
in 'em ter heah whut dey says. Way back yonder time whin hants an' bible
fokes projeck' wid one nuth'r, beastes an' speerets confabs wid fokes,
jes like me an' you talkin' now! Yas, suh, an' fokes lis'ns ter de confab
dem sorter creeters talks too! Whar you speck ole man Balim wud er bin
terday ef hit hadn't er bin fur dat mule er his'n? But screech owels an'
jay birds an' er heap mo' 'sides chicken roosters is got speerets in 'em
in dese days too. Some fokes calls 'em hants!"

The door opened and little Mary Van, who had caught the last word, tripped
quickly to the old woman's side and whispered in suppressed excitement:
"Where's the hants, Mammy Phyllis?"

"Nem'ine whar de hants is terday. I'm talkin' 'bout de rooster telerfome.
Yer see Peter's rooster's settin' up in rooster heb'n keepin' his eye out
fur all de news. He nuv'r do go ter sleep reg'lar; sometime at night he
sorter nod er lit'le, but he nuv'r do git in bed, caze he feer'd Mist'r
Sun wake up 'fo' he do. Well, whin he heah ole man Sun gap loud, an' turn
hisself ov'r an' scratch, he know he fixin' ter git up, an' dat minit he
flap his wings an' telerfome loud es he kin 'de break er day is
c-o-m-i-n'' (imitating the rooster). Ole man Diminicker down yonder on yo'
gran'pa's rice plantation, down on de aige er de oshun, is de fus ter git
de news. He stir hissef erbout an' flop his wings, an' telerfome loud es
he kin, 'de break er day is c-o-m-i-n'.' De rooster on de nex' plantation
gits de wurd an' dey passes hit on tell our ole rooster gits hit way up
hyah in de mountains. Den our ole Shanghi keeps de wurd er gwine, tell
ev'ry chickin fum one side de country ter de uth'r knows day fixin' ter

"Mammy, Mister Rooster wants some more biscuit."

"I 'speck he do; did yer ev'r know er man dat wus satisfied wid what wus
give him? Yas, Lawd! dat rooster'll stan' dar an' peck vit'als long es you
thows hit ter 'im, eb'n whin he feel hissef bustin' wide op'n; he'll
stretch his neck ter git one mo' bite whilst he's dyin'."

"Who's dyin?"

"Nobody ain't dyin', caze dat rooster ain' gwina git ernuf fum me an' you
ter do him no harm."

"Make him telephone again."

"Nor, he say he want ter pass er lit'le conversation wid Sis Hen, an' Miss
Pullet, an' tell 'em, mebbe ef dey scratch hard ernuf, dey'll fine some
crum's er his but'r'd biskit."

"Why didn't Mister Rooster save 'em some?"

"Who, dat rooster?" Phyllis shook her head. "Dem wimmen hens doan git
nuthin' but whut dey scratches fur," then thoughtfully she added: "Cose
all roosters ain' 'zackly erlike. Dey's er few, but recoleck I says er
pow'ful few, dat saves mos' ev'ything fur de hens an' chickens; den der's
some uv 'em dat saves right smart fur 'em; den der's er heap uv 'em dat
leaves 'em de crum's, but de res' er de rooster men fokes doan leave 'em
nuthin', an' de po' things hatt'r scratch fur der sefs."

"Less give Sis Hen and Miss Pullet some biscuit too," Mary Van insisted.

"You think Willis's pa got ter feed all de po' scratchin' hens in dis
worl'?--well, he ain't."

"Give 'em this piece. It hasn't got any butter on it." Willis handed her
the bread.

"Lawsee," she threw up the disengaged hand and brought it down softly on
the little boy's head, "but ain't you 'zackly like all de uth'r
roosters--an' hens too fur dat matt'r--willin' ter give 'em dat ole crus'
atter you done eat all de sof but'r'd insides out'n it!"

A lusty crow sounded from the rooster in the yard.

"Mammy, what did Mister Rooster say?"

"He say 'dey's er good little boy in h-y-a-h,'" trilled Phyllis, imitating
the rooster's crow.

Willis smiled while his hands unconsciously clapped applause. Slipping
from her lap, he ran about the room flapping his arms and crowing:
"There's a good little boy in h-e-r-e, there's er good little boy in

Mary Van started in the opposite direction: "There's a good little girl in

"Hush, Mary Van," commanded Willis; "you can't crow, you've got to

"I haven't neether; I can crow just as good as you. Can't I, Mammy

"Well," solemnly answered Phyllis, "it soun' mo' ladylike ter heah er hen
cackle dan ter crow, but dem wimmen hens whut wants ter heah dersefs crow
is got de right ter do it," shaking her head in resignation but
disapproval, "but I allus notice dat de roosters keeps mo' comp'ny wid
hens whut cackles, dan dem whut crows. G'long now an' cackle like er nice
lit'le hen."


  Cack-le, lack-le, lack-le, lack-le ear-ly in de
  dawn-in'; Nice fresh aigs for yer brek-fus' ev-'y
  mawnin'; Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck caw caw caw an' er
  cock-er doo-dle doo (Cock crows............
  ..............) An' er cock-er doo-dle doo.]




"Put some bread crumbs on top of the barrel, Willis, and less see if he
can peck it off," suggested Mary Van in baby treble.

The Langshan seemed to understand, for he watched Willis with interest as
he crumbled the bread; and after due consideration, and with an almost
human scorn towards the hens, measured his steps to the barrel, and
stretching his long neck, removed every crumb from the top. After this he
slowly raised one foot as though to return to the company of hens, but
changing his mind, stood with the foot poised in air and one eye
apparently fixed upon Phyllis.

"Come on, chillun, I ain' gwine stay hyah an' let dat ole chicken conjur

"I don't want to go, Mammy, I want to stay and feed the chickens,"
protested Willis.

"I want to see him eat off the barrel some more," pleaded Mary Van.

"Dat rooster ain't no chicken, I tell yer, 'tain' nuthin' in dis worl' but
er hant."

This closed the argument, for they felt the mysterious influence of
"hants" that was upon Phyllis, hence they followed like the meekest of
lambs until she stopped at her own room in the yard. After stirring some
embers to a flickering sort of blaze, she looked insinuatingly about her
and broke into an excited whisper: "Whinsomev'r yer sees enything right
shiny black, widout er single white speck on hit nowhar, you kin jes put
hit down in yo' mine, _dats er hant_! 'Tain' no use ter argufy erbout it;
dem's de creeturs dat speerets rides whin dey comes back ter dis worl'.
An' 'twas one er dem same black, biggity Langshans dat ole man Gully's
hant come back inter." Phyllis had taken her seat by this time, and the
children had scrambled into her lap. "Sakes erlive! You all mos' claw me
ter death. How yer 'speck erbody ter be hol'in' two growd up fokes like
youall is?" But the children continued to climb, one on each knee. Phyllis
put out her foot and dragged a chair in front of her. "Hyah stretch yer
foots out on de cheer, an' mebby ef yer sets still, I kin make out ter
hole yer."

"Mammy, where do hants stay?" asked Willis.

"Hants is ev'r whars," she looked about her; "dis hyah room right full
uv 'em now."

Mary Van's head was immediately buried on the old woman's shoulder, while
Willis's arms locked tightly around her neck.

"Yas," she continued, in low mysterious tones, "dis whole wurl's pack'd
full uv 'em, but 'tain' no use ter git skeer'd, long es dey ain' got no
bisnes' wid you. De time ter git skeer'd is whin _you sees 'em_!" (A
scream from Mary Van answered by a tremor from Willis.) "Some fokes doan
git skeer'd den, kaze dey knows 'tain' no use ter git skeer'd er good
speerets--hit's jes dese bad hants dat does de damage."

"Tell us about a good, good spirit, Mammy," came in muffled tones from
Mary Van.

"Cause we don't want to hear about bad old hants," finished Willis.

"How yer speck me ter tell yer enything wid you chokin' me, an' Ma'y Van
standin' on her haid on m' should'r. Set up like fokes--you hole dis han'
an' let Ma'y Van hole dis un, an' I'll tell yer 'bout old man Gully's

"Ole man Gully wus de biggites' creetur' you ev'r seed; he jes nachilly so
biggity he 'fuse ter do er lick er wurk. Plantin' time er harves' time
ain' make no diffunce ter ole man Gully. He set up on his front po'ch an'
smoke his pipe, an' read de newspaper an' eat same es one dese ole
buckshire hogs, whilst his old lady, an' de chilluns, an' der ole nigg'r
Abe, done all de wurk.

"Ole Miss Gully wus pow'ful sot on de ole man; she think he's de mos'
pow'fules' gran' man in de wurl. Ef he say 'I wants er chaw er 'bark'r,'
de ole lady'd break her neck runnin' ter de fiel' ter tell Abe ter take
de mule out'n de plow an' fly ter town fur de 'bark'r. Den she'd git de
old broke down steer an' go ter plowin' tell Abe come back. All dis time
ole man Gully snoozin' on de po'ch in de cool. Ef er rainy spell come an'
spile de wheat, er ef fros' come an' kill de fruit, ole man Gully 'buse de
ole lady an' de chilluns, an' say ef dey had er done like he tole 'em hit
nuv'r wud er hap'n'd.

"One day long 'bout de mid'le er de sum'r, Mist'r Gully say he bleeg ter
have some possum vit'als. Cose nobody doan eat no possum dat time de ye'r,
an' 'taint' no time ter hunt 'em nuthe'r, but ole man Gully says, 'I wants
de possum,' an' dat wus 'nuf fur de Gullys. Abe an' de chillun stops all
de wurk on de farm an' go possum huntin'. Dey hunts all day, an' dey hunts
all night 'fo' dey so much es come 'crost er single possum track. Bimeby,
att'r day had mos' give out, hyah come er big lean, lank ole possum up er
'simmon tree full er green 'simmons. Dey runs home quick an' giv' hit ter
dey ma, an' Lawsee! by de time dat possum an' tat'rs 'gun ter cookin' up
good, de smell uv hit jes nachally make Abe an' dem chilluns mouf dribble
tell dey can' do er lick er wurk fur standin' 'roun' de kitchen smellin'
dat possum. Miss Gully had er plenty er fat meat an' sop fur de chillun,
but dat big deesh er possum an' tat'rs at de haid er de table done steal
all der appertite, an' dey wus settin' dar turnin' ov'r in der mines which
one gwine git de bigges' piece.

"Pres'ntly Mist'r Gully sorter cla'r his thoat an' push his plate erway
an' pull de deesh closter ter 'im an' cas' er eye 'roun' de table sorter
mad like, an', honey, dem chillun know right den an' dar dat dey got ter
eat fat meat an' sop fur sup'r, er dee doan git no sup'r. De bigges' boy
sorter wipe his eyes er lit'le, an' de nex' two chillun, dey out an'
sniffle. De ole lady twis' her mouf like she tryin' ter say 'doan spile
yo' pa's sup'r.' An' de ole man make out he ain' heah nuthin' nur see
nuthin'. Pres'ntly he look up wid his mouf right full er tat'rs an' possum
an' see de chillun's eyes feas'in' on 'im, an' der moufs wurkin' like
his'n, an' he feel sorter 'shame. He swaller hard he do, like he's fixin'
ter give 'em some, den he change his mine an' say, 'G'long in de yard,
chillun,--Pappy's sick, let Pappy eat de possum.'"

"Make Mister Gully give them some, Mammy," said Willis indignantly.

"He hatt'r go back like Niggerdemus an' be born'd ergin ef he do. Nor
suhree, he eat up ev'y speck er dat possum, an' he sop up ev'y drap er dat
gravy too; den he stretch hissef an' say he 'speck he'll g'long ter bed
an' try ter git er good night's res'. Den all de fambly hatt'r g'long ter
baid too, so de old man kin git ter sleep. Bimeby, long' 'bout time de
moon sot, hyah come sump'in' nuth'r knockin'--knockin'--knockin', on de
wind'r blines.

"'Who dat?' sez ole lady Gully.

"Sumpin' nuth'r keep er knockin' an' er knockin'. Bimeby de old dog 'gun
ter howlin', an' de chickens 'gun ter crowin', an' de pigs 'gun ter
squealin', an' de kitchin do' blow'd wide op'n, an' de sumpin' nuth'r come
tippitty, tippitty, tip, 'long up de hall.

"'Who dat?' sez ole lady Gully ergin.

"De sump'in' nuth'r keep er comin' tippitty, tippitty, tip, right 'crost
de ole lady's foots on de baid. She holl'r an' squall fur de ole man an'
de chillun' ter come kill hit. De chillun an' Abe come er runnin' but de
ole man ain' stirry er speck.

"'Lawsee mussy! Light de candle quick,' sez she.

"An' whut 'twus you 'speck dem chillun foun'?"

"What, Mammy?" came in a chorus.

"Er big ole Langshan rooster, jes like dat varmint out yond'r. Yas suh,
dar hit sot on de foot er de baid, quoilin' an' grumblin' like fokes. De
ole lady tell Abe ter run Langshan out 'fo' he wake up de ole man, but
Lawd er mussy! Abe 'gun ter howlin': 'Oh! my Lawd, Marst'rs daid!
Marst'rs daid! an' dis hyahs his hant!' Sho' nuff de ole man wus layin'
dar stiff an' stark daid!"

"Is Papa's rooster old man Gully, Mammy?" whispered Willis.

"Hit mout not be dis same ole man Gully, son, but hit's some ole man
Gully, sho' es you born. Well, de ole lady she 'gun ter moanin' an' takin'
on tur'bl', she did, an' de Langshan he settin' up cluckin' an' quoilin'
tell nobody can' heah der own ye'rs. Dey darsn't ter drive 'im out--nor
suh, eb'n de und'r tak'r skeerd ter do dat, so 'tain't long 'fo' dat ole
Langshan chick'n boss ev'ythin' on de farm. Yas suh, I tell yer, Abe an'
dat ole 'oman act scand'lous ter dat chickin. De ole lady, she love hit,
but Abe, he jes nachelly skeer'd er de hant. Dey nuv'r raise sich er crap
b'fo', 'caze dat rooster scratchin' all ov'r de fiel', an' Abe say he
know whut you doin' wheth'r he lookin' at yer er not.

"Ev'y time Langshan 'ud speak sof' ter de hens, Miss Gully'd holl'r ter
Abe, 'Yer marst'r want some fresh wat'r, run quick,' Whinsomev'r
Langshan'd crow, she run an' git him mo' vit'als. Oh, I tell yer dem
dominicker hens whut kep' comp'ny wid him sholy got fat an' lazy eatin'
all day an' doin' nuthin' but cacklin' conversation wid him. An' dey's er
heap er fokes in dis town too, dat doan do no mo' dan dem hens does."

"Did the children call Langshan papa?" interrupted Willis.

"Nor, darlin', dem boys doan b'leef in hants, an' dey tell dey ma dat de
rooster jes foolin' her, but she crack 'em crost de haid wid de broom
stick, an' dey darsn't say so no mo'.

"Long 'bout Chris'mus time Miss Gully wus took down wid de rumatiz. She
can't lif' er finger, let lone git up, so she tell Abe ter bring de ole
man up in de house. Yas suh, dat rooster strut hissef all ov'r dat house.
He peck at hissef in de lookin' glass, an' he light up on de pianny in de
parler; he fly up on de baid an' peck Miss Gully's nose, an' she tell Abe
de ole Man's lovin' her. Hit sho' wus cur'us 'bout dat rooster, caze ev'y
time de doct'r come, he hop up on de foot er de baid an' cluck, an' cluck
tell de doct'r git up an' go. One day de doct'r tell Miss Gully she gwine
die. She sorter cry 'bout hit er spell, den she sont fur de ole man's
hant. Abe he go an' shoo de roost'r in de room, but he can't make him fly
on de baid. Abe he tiptoe an' wave his han's sof' like b'hime him, but de
rooster run und'r de baid an' cackle, an' cluck, an' make so much fuss
dat de boys wanter run him out, but Miss Gully say he talkin' ter her. She
answer back ter him, 'Yas, suh,--dat's right,--yas, suh, I'm gwine do jes
like you says.' She keep er gwine on dat erway er long time, tell bimeby
she tell Abe ter go git lawyer Clark ter make her er will. She say de ole
man say she got ter give him all de money, dat de chillun'll spen' hit ef
she don't. De lawyer argufy wid her 'bout doin' sich er trick es dat, but
he thowin' 'way his bref, caze by de time he git thu' wid dat speech, Miss
Gully wus done daid."

The children took a long breath. "Did the hant kill her, Mammy?"

"Hit conjur her so she dunno whut she doin', jes like dat ole chickin try
ter do me."


"Did the children cry when their mama died?" came tremulously from Mary

"Dey car'ied on right sharply, caze she wus er good ole 'ooman 'fo' she
got conjured, an' she wus jes doin' what she think wus right den; but der
cryin' wusn't nuthin' ter dat nigg'r Abe howlin' an' moanin' ov'r in de
cornd'r. Yer see dat ole roost'r squattin' und'r de baid ain' nuv'r tak'n
his eyes off'n Abe, an' Abe want 'im ter g'long an' keep comp'ny wid
somebody else sides him. So he holler', 'Mistis, fur de Lawd's sake make
Marst'r g'long wid yer.' Den de ole rooster start ter cluckin' an'
fussin', an' hit 'pear dat he fixin' ter go to'ards Abe. Abe he start ter
hol'rin': 'Nor suh, nor suh, I doan want yer ter g'way fum hyah! I wants
Mistis ter come back in one dese big Langshan hens, so you won't git so
lonesome, dat's whut I wants.' De rooster keep on er cacklin' an' er
fixin' ter fly out'n de wind'r, but Abe think he gwine jump on him, an' he
yell, 'Please suh, doan hu't Abe, Marster, caze whin I dies, I'm gwine
come back in one dese fine gooses, an' wait on yer plum tell jedgement.'"

"Did old Langshan get all the money, Mammy?" the financial side appealing
to Willis.

"He git much uv hit es hit take ter buy pizen ter make er conjur pill ter
kill him wid."

"Can you kill a hant?" he asked incredulously.

"Yer can't kill 'em 'zackly, but yer kin run 'em inter sum uth'r creet'r,
dat is ef de conjur pill wurk."

"Mammy," began both children at once.

"Hole on,--jes one ax at er time--let de lady have de fus time, caze
you'se Mammy's man. Now den, ax yer sayso, Ma'y Van."

"Did Miss Gully turn to a hen?"

"She done bin eat up long ergo ef she did," then turning to Willis,
"Whut's Mammy's man got ter ax?"

"I want to know how Abe turned to a goose."

"Abe didn't hatt'r turn ter no goose ertall, caze de Lawd done alreddy
born'd him er goose.--Come on now, an' less play in de yard."



"Mammy, you cut m' Jack-my-Lantern for me." Willis was struggling to carve
features in a huge pumpkin.

"I tole yer ter let Zeek make dat foolish lookin' thing," grumbled
Phyllis, faithfully striving however to cut the pumpkin according to
Willis's instructions.

"Make Mary Van one too," he demanded.

"I got one," and Mary Van blew into the kitchen door with a gust of chilly
wind, "and Papa's made a pretty one for you too, Willis--ain't you glad?"

"Whut you all think dem Jacky-Lanterns is enyhow?" Phyllis asked with an
air of mystery.

"They are--" Willis hesitated, "they are--funny pretties," he finished.

"Dey ain' nuthin' funny 'bout er show nuff Jack-my-Lantern, I kin tell yer
dat fur sartin an' sho!" Her face assumed a grave expression, "and--take
keer, boy, Kitty'll spill hot greese on yer," making a dive at Willis in
time to save the cook from stumbling. "Come on out er dis hyah
kitchen,--'tain' no place fur chillun no how."

"Mammy, less go over to Mary Van's and get m' Jack-my-Lantern," coaxed
Willis, as Phyllis directed the way toward the nursery.

"Nor, yer doan need hit tell dark. Jack-my-Lanterns doan come out 'cep'in'
at night. Leastways fokes doan see em."

"Jack-my-Lanterns ain't anything but big old pumpkins, are they, Mammy
Phyllis?" Mary Van asked to reassure herself.

"Dat dey is," the old nurse's expression grew fearful and cunning. "Dey's
de wuss sorter hants--dat's whut dey is."

This ended the contention of going to Mary Van's.

"You memb'rs," she began after an ominous silence, "ole man Gully's hant,
doan yer?"

"Old Langshan rooster, Mammy?" Willis whispered.

"Dat's de ve'y hant--yas suh--ole lady Gully ain't skeercely in her grave
'fo' dat rooster hant start ter gwine down in de cellar--an' peckin'
'roun' like he huntin' fur sumthin'.

"Abe tell de boys he seen de ole man take er bag er gole down dar onct,
an' he 'speck old Langshan know whar he berry hit--but howsumev'r dat
is--one thing wus sho'--dat rooster peck in one cornder er dat celler,
tell dem boys pis'n him."

The children moved closer to Phyllis. "Mammy, did he come back in another

"No, ma'm, he didn't,--he say he nuv'r speck ter come back in no mo'
creeturs ter git pis'n'd ergin. 'De nex' time I comes back,' sez he,
'hit's gwine be in sumthin' nuth'r fokes can't projick none er der
dev'ment wid.' Ahah,--an' yer knows whut dat is, doan yer?"

Both little heads shook a trembling negative.

"Well, hit's er Jack-my-lantern!" said Phyllis, and at her solemn
statement the children looked aghast.

[Illustration: "HEP! HEP!--SOMEBODY COME HOPE ME!"]

"Yas, ma'm,--an yas, suh," she bowed to each in turn, "he come back
straight es he kin float hissef ter de swamp down yond'r on yo' granpa's
rice plantation." She waited for this to be entirely absorbed by her eager
little listeners, then added: "I seen 'em m'sef winkin', an' blinkin' all
erbout dar," suiting facial contortions to her words.

"One day Miss Gully's bigges' boy went down in de cell'r ter git some
tat'rs fur dinn'r, an' fus' thing yer know he start ter yellin' 'Hep!
hep!--Somebody come hope me!'

"Abe an' de uth'r boys wint down dar, an' seed de boy layin' flat on de
floo' whar de hant thow'd him--"

"Mammy, lemme get in your lap," begged Mary Van, while Willis jumped on
one of her knees. Mary Van followed suit, and before Phyllis could reply
they had cuddled upon her, almost taking her breath.

"Sakes erlive! you all gittin' 'way wid me wusser'n dem hants done de
Gully boys."

"Go on, Mammy," they both urged.

"Well, Abe an' de uth'r two boys fotch him up sta'rs an' lay him on his
ma's baid. Dey lef' him er minute ter go git some cam'fer, an' when dey
come back, dar sot er crow on de haid er de baid tellin' de boy:

  "'Go foll'r de light,
  Don' feer ter fight,
  An' yer'll git er bag er gole!'

"He git up, he do, an' go out de do', but hit's s' dark he tell de crow he
can't see how ter git erlong. Jes den Jacky-Lantern flash up an' say:

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

"De boy run up ter de light, but hit go out jes es he git clost up ter
hit. He say: 'Hole on dar, whar yer takin' me?' Jacky-Lantern say

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

"Johnny Squinch Owel fly b'fo' him an' say:

  "'Unch-oo, unch-oo,
  Doanchu go, doanchu go!'

"Boy tell him, 'Git out'n m' way, Johnny, I'm atter money--I ain' got no
time ter talk ter you.'

"Johnny, he keep er foll'rin' de boy an' holl'r:

  "'Unch-oo, unch-oo,
  Doanchu go, doanchu go.'

"Jacky-Lantern light up ergin, an' de boy start up runnin'. 'I'll git yer
dis time,' he say; but Jacky-Lantern drap down in de groun' ev'y time he
git enywhars near 'bouts him, an' Willie Wisp pop up way ov'r de uth'r

"Who was Willie Wisp, Mammy?"

"He wus er nuth'r hant dat tak'n up wid ole man Gully. When de boy see
Jacky-Lantern pop up hyah, an' Willie Wisp pop up dar,--he jump fus' dis
erway, an' dat erway tell--"

"What was the boy's name?" asked Willis.

"Lemme see, I b'leef dat boy name Jack."

"No, Mammy, Jacky-Lantern's name, Jack," Willis reminded her.

"Dat's so." She dropped her head on one side: "Dat Gully boy's name,
Bill--Bill Gully's his name. Dem uth'r two boys an' Abe takes atter Bill
an' holl'r ter him ter let dem hants erlone, but Bill tell 'em ter 'ten'
ter der own biznes, dat he atter gole.

"Dey holl'r back, 'Dey's er plenty er gole in de cell'r--come on back an'
hope dig hit out.'

"'I doan want no lit'le gole you fines at home,' sez Bill.

"Abe he holl'r back ergin, 'Please, suh, come back, dar's er heap mo' hyah
dan you kin git dar.'

"But he so tie'd runnin' fus' atter Jacky-Lantern, an' den atter Willie
Wisp, dat he hatt'r stop an' blow er lit'le. Abe an' de boys dey kotch up
wid him, an' dey tussels consid'rble tryin' ter git him back, but dat boy
Bill skuffle scand'lus. He thow ev'y one uv 'em flat in de mud.

"'You all ain' nuthin' but er passel er gooses,' he say, 'talkin' 'bout
huntin' gole at home. Don't yer know yer got ter fight an' scratch, an'
run, an' keep er gwine tell yer gits ter whar dese hyah gol' lights
lives--den yer fines de bag er gole?'

"Fo' de boys an' Abe kin git dersefs up of'n de groun' whar Bill knock
'em, Bill wus gwine like er race hoss atter Jacky-Lantern. Bimeby de
groun' 'gun ter git pow'ful sof', an' Bill, his foots 'gun ter sink down
tur'bul. He can't go fas' no mo',--I tell yer de trufe, hit wus all Bill
cud do ter pull hisse'f erlong."

"What was the matter with Bill, Mammy Phyllis?" whispered Mary Van.

"He in de swamp, honey, whar de groun' wus mirey,--an' hit wus full er
hants too. Bill feel er hot flash pass him, an' er Jacky-Lantern'd pop
up--hyah come ernuth'r hot sumthin nuth'r, an' Willie Wisp 'u'd pop up
right 'long side er him.

"Bill say, 'Is dis whar yer lives?'

"Jacky say:

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

"Johnny Squinch hoot up in de tree: 'Unch-oo, Doanchu go.'

"Brer Bull Frog holl'r: 'Go back, go back.'

"Ole lady Gully's hant come up in er big ball er light, an' she moan ter

  "'Foll'r yer track,
  Ef yer wanter git back.'

"Bill say: 'Who is you?'

"Miss Gully say:

  "'I'm yo' Mar--
  Doan go so far.'

"Bill say, 'I done start atter dis gole, an' I'm gwine see de race out.'

"Jacky-Lantern an' Willie Wisp, an' all de res' er de bad hants down in de
swamp jes er poppin' up ev'y which er way, an' all uv 'em holl'r:

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money!'

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

"Bill he dunno which way ter go, so he ax 'em: 'Which one got de money sho
nuf?' But dey keeps er bobbin' up:

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

tell Bill say ter hissef: 'I'm gwine foll'r de one look like he got de
mostes.' He take er step dis er way, an' he sink down so fur dat he pull,
an' pull, an' pull, tell he pull his shoe off. Some mo' Jackys calls him
way ov'r yond'r:

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

  "'Foll'r me, sonny,
  I got de money.'

"So he try ter take er long step ov'r ter dem, but he sink so fur dis time
dat he pull, an' pull, an' pull, an' pull, but he can' git his foots up.

"His ma's hant ris' up den, an' bus' out cryin':

  "'Yer done los' yer sole,
  An' yer ain' got de gol'.'

  "'Yer done los' yer sole,
  An' yer ain' got de gol'.'

"Bill he keep tryin' ter pull hisse'f up, but he done sink down ter his
gallus straps."

"Please, Mam, pull him out, p-l-e-a-s-e," pleaded the little girl.

"Doan yer worry yose'f, his ma's wid dat boy."

"Yes, but she's only a spirit."

"Doan keer ef she is er hant, she's his ma,--an' de Lawd nuv'r do let dat
part die out in no 'ooman. Well, dar wus Bill jes er sinkin' an' er

"But he wusn't any deeper than his waist, you said, Mammy," begged Mary

"He bleeg ter be er lit'le deep'r by dis time, but his ma wus cryin' an'
beggin' de Lawd so hard ter spar' de boy an' give him er-nuth'r chanct,
dat er big thorney bush grow up quick 'long side er Bill an' retch out
hits arms,--an' de thorney part stick right thu Bill's close, so
Jacky-Lantern, an' Willie Wisp an' de res' er de bad hants can't pull 'im
no fur'r. Bill 'gun ter see dat he wus hangin' ov'r torment, an' dat wus
de place de gole he bin runnin' atter stay, so he rech out an' grab de
thorney bush, he did, an' de blood come tricklin' down on his han's whar
de briers stick him, but his ma's speeret come out on de thorney bush in
er big, big, big ole glow wurm, an' she say:

  "'Hole fas',
  Hit can' las'.'

  "'Hole fas',
  Hit can' las'.'

"He notice den dat all de uth'r lights poppin' up an' poppin' out, an'
hoppin' erbout, but de glow wurm's light wus studdy."

"Did Bill know it was his mama?" Bill's safety was uppermost in Mary Van's
mind now.

"He doan 'zackly know hit, but he think he do, caze he know nobody ain'
gwine stick ter him atter dey's in heb'n cep'n his ma. Darfo' he keep his
eye on de glow wurm, he do. He know dat studdy light wus his ma's

"Don't let his hands bleed any more, Mammy," she begged.

"Doan yer git too skeer'd er de blood uv 'pentence, chile. Bill done sin,
an' he got ter be born'd ergin, thu suf'in an' mis'ry. Howsumev'r he
foll'rin' de studdy light er dat glow wurm, so 'tain' long 'fo' she show
him er tree on t'oth'r side dat wus smooth an' strong, an' Bill tu'n
loose er de bush an' grab holt er de tree--Bob Wind he come an' hope de
tree ter lif' Bill up,--an' Bob give one er ole man Harricane's blows dat
take Bill clean out'n de mirey clay, an' lan' him on de rock."

"Was he clear out of the swamp?"

"And where was his mama?" both children pressed their questions.

"He wusn't clean out, but he wus clost on ter de aige--all he need is er
lit'le mo' uv his ma's studdy light ter show him de way home,--an' he got
hit too, fur dar she wus by him on de rock, whin he come thu. She crawl
'long mouty slow b'fo' him, caze Bill wus in er pow'ful bad fix, but her
light ain' flick'r, an' hit keep bright an' studdy, an' bimeby atter er
long time she lan' him at home safe an' soun'."

"How could it take long?" Willis was keeping tab on the time.

"Yer see, baby, yer kin nachelly fly wid Bob Wind when yer's on de road
ter Satan wid Jacky-Lantern, an' Willie Wisp lightin' hit up so purty fur
yer; but whin yer starts back, an' de road's dark--an' yer got jes one
lit'le light, hit take er long time ter fine yer way erbout."

"Was Abe and the boys waiting for Bill?" Mary Van desired to see the home

"Dey wus waitin', but dey wusn't settin' down waitin'. Abe an' dem boys
had done dig dat gole out'n de cell'r an' buy 'em er passel er mules, an'
cows, an' chick'ns, an' bilt 'em er fine house, an' raise sich craps, dat
de ole farm tu'n out ter be de bigges' plantation in dem parts."

"Did Bill get home?"

"Ter be sho', son, ain't I done tole yer de glow wurm gwine p'int out de
road fur him?"

"Did they give Bill some money, too?"

"Cose dey did, gal, der ma's speeret light up der h'arts so bright dat dey
ain' see no rees'n ter keep all de money jes' 'caze dey stays at home an'
fines hit.--Sut'nly dey give Bill his sheer."

"Did the glow worm stay with them?"

"Dey ma's speeret stay's dar, but de glow wurm hatt'r g'long back ter de
swamp ter hope de res' er de po' sinn'rs dat gits tang'led up runnin'
atter Jacky-Lanterns an' Willie Wispes."



"Come on hyah, baby! Let de dog er loose--sleepy time done come ter us."

"No, Mammy, I ain't goin' ter sleepy!"

"Who say you ain't?"

"I say so, 'caus' my papa says I'm er man! My papa don't go ter sleepy in
the day time!"

"Lordee! I bet he do if he gits er chanct. Dat dog gwine bite yer if you
don't quit foolin' wid es tail."

"Bray ain't goin' ter bite me--Mammy, you tie the bow."

"Tie er ribbin bow on er dog's tail?"

"Oom hoo!"

"Ooom hoo? Is dat de way you speaks ter yo' ole Mammy?"

"I says, yes, ma'm."

"Well, gimme de ribbin!--but what you wanter tie er bow on er dog's tail
fur? Folks puts bows 'round dey necks."

"But I want ter fool Bray, and make him think this is his head."

"You'se er sight, you is! Who on earth but you'd er thought er tryin' ter
make er dog think es tail was es head! Nev' mind! Yer bett'r take keer dat
he don't play er wusser joke on you, like ole Sis' Cow, an' Sis' Dog, an'
Sis' Sow, an' Sis' Cat done ter ole Miss Race Hoss when she try ter pass
off one er her jokes on dem!"

"Did they hurt Miss Race Hoss, Mammy?"

"Dey mos' driv her crazy, dat's what dey done!--but you wait tell I ties
dis heah bow, an' den we gwinter slip off up-stairs 'fo' Bray wake up an'
ketch us."

"All right, Mammy."

Most elaborately Phyllis tied and patted the soiled blue bow.

"Now, den, Bray's sho' gwine hatt'r strain 'es mind ter fine out which
een' his head stays on! Jump up hyah in Mammy's arms, so we kin run fas'
'fo' Bray wake up!"

Quite out of breath, Mammy reached the room up-stairs. Little Willis,
interested only in the flight from Bray, did not realize the ruse she had
played upon him until he found himself in his little crib bed. Open
rebellion began.

"Boo hoo, boo hoo!"

"Ssho boy! You gwine wake Bray, an' den he's jes es sho' es sho' kin be
ter play dat trick on us dat his Gran' Mammy Dog play'd on ole Miss Race
Hoss," remonstrated Phyllis.

"Boo hoo, boo hoo, I don't wanter--"

"Hush, now! Lawsee! I b'lieve I heahs er race hoss comin' down de road
now! You hears him, don't yer?"

"Oom hoo!" sobbed the little boy.

"Oom hoo?"

"Yes, ma'm!"

"Well, dat's de way ole Miss Race Hoss soun' when she come er
single-footin' down de road, an' seed ole Sis' Cow layin' ov'r in de
cornder er de pastur' chewin' her cud, an' talkin' ter ole Sis' Sow, an'
Sis' Dog, an' Sis' Cat. She look' in de pastur', she do, an' see Sis'
Cow's little calf jes' er jumpin' an' er kickin' out his b'hime legs; so
she holler she do:

"'Law, Sis' Cow, whatchu doin' wid my little colt ov'r dar?'

"Sis' Cow say, 'Law, Miss Race Hoss, you sholy ain't callin' my po' little
calf yo' colt?'

"Miss Race Hoss say, 'Sis' Cow I sho' is s'prised you can't tell er calf
frum one er my fine colts! Jes' look how he's prancin'. I'm gwine jump
ov'r dis fence, an' prance 'long side him an' let you see if we ain't
'zackly like.'

"Wid dat, she tuck er sorter back-runnin' start, an' jump blip! right in
de middle er de pastur'. Sis' Cow's little calf was so proud when Miss
Race Hoss 'gun ter caper her fancy steps 'long side him, dat he clean
furgit 'es ma, an' try ter fancy step 'long side er Miss Race Hoss down de
middle er de field.

"Po' Sis' Cow beller' an' beller' fur Mister Cow ter come an' run Miss
Race Hoss off, but law, Mister Cow bizzy tendin' ter 'es bizness an' he
don't hear ole Sis' Cow. Jes' den, Sis' Dog an' Sis' Sow an' Sis' Cat
sorter whisper 'mongst deysefs. Pres'ntly dey all jumps up an' starts ter
shakin' deyse'fs whensomever Miss Race Hoss git clost ter 'em. Fus' thing
yer knows, Miss Race Hoss stop' her fancy steppin' an' holler, 'How 'pon
earth come dese fleas ter git on top er me?' She jump' an' she roll', she
jump' an' she roll', an' I speck she'd bin er jumpin' an' er rollin' plum
tell now, ef dem fleas teeth had er bin strong nuf ter er bit thu Miss
Race Hosses hide, but yer see wid all de bitin' dey bin doin', dar wasn't
one uv 'em dat got er good clinch on Miss Race Hoss. So Sis' Sow's fleas
say dey gwine back home ter vit'als dey wus rais'd on, an' Sis' Dog's
fleas say dey wus gwine back whar de meat wus tender, an' Sis' Cat's fleas
say dey don't see no use tryin' ter git er livin' off'n hoss hide when dar
wus plenty er kitten meat dat would melt in yo' mouf. So wid dat, all uv
de fleas give er jump, an' lands back on Sis' Sow an' Sis' Dog an' Sis'
Cat; an', honey, dem fleas ain't no sooner jumpt, dan Miss Race Hoss jump,
too. She give er back-runnin' start an' wus ov'r dat fence 'fo' you know'd
it; an' bless yo' heart, she come mouty nigh ter jumpin' on her own little
colt dat had done foller' her onbeknownst. De colt nev'r seed es ma mirate
an' car'y on so b'fo', an' he got so occipi'd watchin' her dat he plum
fergit ter mention he was dar. Howsomev'r, when Miss Race Hoss come er
flyin' ov'r dat fence she come so close ter de little colt dat whil'st he
was er gittin' outen de way, he trip' es own sef an' fell er sprawlin'

"Po' little colt commenc' ter whinnyin' an' cryin', an' his ma was so
sorry an' miserbul dat she tuck him in her arms an' 'gun ter pattin' an'
er singin' ter him jes' like dis:

  "'Mama luvs de baby,
  Papa luvs de baby,
  Ev'ybody luvs de baby,
  Hush yo' bye, doan you cry,
  Go ter sleepy lill'e baby.

  De lill'e calfee an' de lill'e colt, too,
  Dey keeps mighty close ter dey mama,
  Caze Jack Frost's out er huntin' all erbout,
  Ter ketch lill'e chillun when dey holler.
  Hush yo' bye, doan you cry,
  Go ter sleepy lill'e baby.

  Mama luvs de baby,
  Papa luvs de baby,
  Ev'ybody luvs de baby.

  All dem horses in dat fiel'
  B'longs ter you lill'e baby:
  Dapple, gray, de white an' de bay,
  An' all de pretty lill'e ponies.
  Hush yo' bye, doan you cry,
  Go ter sleepy lill'e baby.

  Mama luvs de baby,
  Papa luvs de baby,
  Ev'ybody luvs de baby.'"

Softer and softer grew the crooning, until the little boy dropped into
peaceful slumber.

"Now, den, de ole man's drapt off at las'. Bless de chile, he is er man
sho' nuf; an' de way he prove he gwine be jes' like de res' er de men
folks, is de way he lets de wimmen fool him; eb'n er old black 'ooman like
I is!"


  Mam-ma luvs de ba-by, Pa-pa luvs de ba-by,
  Ev-'y bod-y luvs de ba-by: Hush yo' bye
  doan you cry; Go ter sleep-y li-'le ba-by
  Mam-ma luvs de ba-by, Pa-pa luvs de ba-by,
  Ev-'y bod-y luvs de ba-by. De
  li'le.. ca-fee, an' de li'le.. colt too, Dey
  keeps might-y close ter dey mam-ma, Caze
  Jack Frost's out er hunt-in' all er-bout, Ter
  ketch li-'le chil-len when dey hol-l'r. Hush yo' bye,
  doan you cry, Go ter sleep-y li-'le ba-by.]



Willis drank his soup noisily, insisted upon eating with his knife, upset
a glass of milk on Jane's new Easter dress, and in the end was carried
from the table kicking and screaming.

Mammy's attempts to pacify him proved futile, and fearing the wrath of his
father, she gathered up the squirming, screaming boy as best she could and
ran to her own room in the rear. Letting him fall upon the bed, she
breathlessly dropped into a chair, and wiped the perspiration from her
face with the corner of her apron.

"Now, den, jes' holl'r an' kick, tell you hollers an' kicks yo'se'f plum

This the boy did at a length and with a violence unbelievable, Mammy
sitting all the while at the side of the bed to see that he did not roll
off and humming broken pieces of song as though perfectly unconcerned.
When the screaming had spent itself, and naught remained of it but long
hard sniffles, Mammy began mumbling, "Well, bless de Lawd, I bin thinkin'
I wus nussin' er fuss class qual'ty chile all dis time, an' hyah it tu'n
out I bin wor'in' m'se'f wid one er Sis' Sow's mis'r'ble little pigs."

A low wail was the only answer to this thrust.

"Hit's de trufe! An' I done make up m' mine I ain't gwine do it no longer.
What's de use er me stayin' hyah, nussin' er pig chile, when I kin g'long
an' nuss er fuss class qual'ty chile like Mary Van, an' I'm gwine do it,

One little arm reached out to the old woman:


But she continued: "M'ye'rs is broke wid all dat pig holl'rin'! I don't
speck I ev'r is ter heah no mo', neither!"

Sobbing and sniffling, the little boy crawled to her lap, and tried to
look into her ear. She continued obstinately: "Can't heah er thing! I
knows you'se in m' lap, but les'n I seed yo' face I cudn't tell ef you wus
laffin' er cryin'."

Both arms went tight around her neck:

"Mammy, I won't be bad no mo'!"

Pretending to weep, Mammy said pathetically:

"I wush I cud heah! I speck Miss Lucy'll tu'n me out now, 'caze m'ye'rs
won't hear no mo', an' den I'll hatt'r go off ter de woods an' die by
m'se'f 'mongst de beastes; an' I speck dey'll kill me, 'caze I can't heah
'em comin'! Boo hoo!"

At this, Willis's suffering became so intense she feared to continue the
punishment and so began another strain.

"But dey tells me dat ef folks whut's bin bad prays ter de Lawd an' kisses
de place whut hurts, dat some time de Lawd makes de place well ergin; dat
is,--ef de bad chile promise he ain' gwine be bad no mo'."

Instantly the little swollen lips moistened with blubbers, covered first
one black ear and then the other.

"An' dey got ter pray, too," suggested Mammy.

"Now I lay me!" came in broken sniffles.

Suddenly throwing up her hands, a look of rapture on her face, Mammy

"Lawsee! I b'lieve I heahs you snifflin'!" She listened carefully: "I
does! Tell Mammy you loves her an' lemme see ef I kin heah you."

"I loves--" began the little boy, nestling in her arms.

"'Cose I kin heah, but I tell yer de Lawd ain' gwine ter notice yo'
pray'rs no mo', ef you keeps letting de '_pig chile part_' er you come

"I don't want ter be er pig chile!"

"I don't speck you does, but you sho' 'pear terday like you come straight
up fum de pigsty! Don't you 'member dat party Miss Race Hoss giv' an'
'vite Sis' Sow an' her chilluns ter come ter it?"

Willis shook his head.

"Look er hear boy, who you shakin' dat head at?"

"I says, no, ma'm!"

"You'se late in de day sayin' it, too. Enyhow, Miss Race Hoss giv' er
party an' 'vite Sis' Cat an' her chilluns, an' Sis' Dog an' her chilluns,
an' Sis' Cow an' de lit'le calf; an' she sorter pass conversation wid
Mist'r Race Hoss 'bout 'vitin' Sis' Sow an' her fambly. Mist'r Race Hoss
say long as he's in pol'ticks an' want ter git 'lected ergin ter be ruler
er de beastes, he speck she bett'r 'vite Sis' Sow. So Miss Race Hoss say
all right! An' she done it.

"Oh, I tell you Miss Race Hoss fix up er fine party! She had mouses fur de
cat fambly, an' dey wus nice, fine, live mouses too, an' bones an' meat
fur de Dog fambly, an' hot bran mash mixt wid cott'n seed meal fur Sis'
Cow's fambly, an' she had buttermilk in er big trauff fur Sis' Sow an' her
chilluns. An' she pile apples, an' carrots, an' ev'y sort er thing in de
middle er de table. An' she had salt fur dem dat wants salt, an' sugar fur
dem whut mus' have sugar.

"Well, de fuss uns ter come wus Sis' Cat an' her chilluns. Sis' Cat had
done wash' her kittens' faces jes' es clean an' put dem mitt'ns on 'em dat
yo' ma read ter us erbout.

"Den hyah come Sis' Dog an' her fambly. Dey all had bows 'roun' der necks
an' look mouty gran'! Sis' Cow an' de calf wus curri'd slick es glass, an'
I tell yer Miss Race Hoss wus glad her an' de little colt had dem ribbins
tied up in der manes, 'caze Sis' Cow was sho' pressin' 'em in slickness.

"Ole Brer Bar he come down fum de woods ter 'tend ter de dinin' room an'
see dat ev'ybody git de right vit'als.

"Atter dey bin waitin' fer er spell, Brer Bar 'nounce dat soon es Sis' Sow
come de party wus ready.

"All uv 'em want ter go ter eatin' dat minit, 'caze dem cats smell dem
mouses, an' dem dogs moufs jes' er dreanin' wid de smell er dat meat; but
dey sets dar like dey done fergit all erbout vit'als, 'caze dese heah wus
qual'ty animals wid manners, I tell yer.

"Pres'ntly Miss Race Hoss low dat she see Sis' Sow comin' now, an' she
seen her, too, fur hyah come Sis' Sow an' all her chilluns er runnin' ev'y
which er way, wid mud all ov'r dey backs. Some uv 'em wus wet an' some uv
'em wus dry. Dey come er runnin' an' none uv 'em ain't nuv'r stop ter pass
howdy wid Miss Race Hoss, 'caze dey smell de vit'als, an' dey ain't got
nuff manners ter hide de pig in 'em. Dey come er rootin' an' er gruntin'
all 'roun' b'hime folks an' b'fo' fokes, tell dey pass too close ter Sis'
Cat's chilluns, fur dey sorter raise up dey backs an' bushy out dey tails,
an' raise up dey paws, but Sis' Cat she sorter growl sof' an' dey passify
deysefs an' sets still. Sis' Dog's chilluns wanter snap es dey come er
trompin' on top er dey foots, but dey 'strains deysefs 'caze dey wus fuss
class qual'ty dogs.

"Brer Bar see Sis' Sow rootin' an' gruntin' her way ter de table, so he
'nounce fur 'em all ter come in ter de party. He sorter push Sis' Sow an'
her chilluns off ter de buttermilk trauff. De uther folks dey sets down at
de table an' acts like fuss class folks does, but Sis' Sow an' her pig
chilluns ain't seed dey vit'als 'fo' all uv 'em try ter git in de trauff
wid dey foots. Dey pushes an' tromps 'pon one 'nuther, an' squeals, an'
eats loud _like you done terday_!"

The brown eyes fell and an humble little voice said, "I ain't gointer do
it no mo'."

"De Lawd knows I'm glad to hear it. Well, Sis' Sow an' dem, quoil an' make
so much fuss, tell de uther fokes can't pass no conversation er tall, tell
pres'ntly Sis' Sow an' de pigs eat up all dey vit'als an' dey come
gruntin' an' er rootin' fur mo'. Dey spy dem apples an' things on de
table, an' 'fo' yer knows it, dem pig chillun wus 'pon top er dat table.

"Wid dat, Brer Bar git so mad he slap 'em off fas' es dey gits on; but de
fust un he slap' off fell right in 'mongst Sis' Cat's kittens. Whoopee!
Dem kittin chillun fergits all 'bout manners an' 'gins scratchin' an'
fightin' same es pigs. Sis' Dog's chilluns jes' nachelly cudn't stan' no
sich er strain on dey manners es dat, an' 'fo' yer kin say 'Jack Robson,'
de kittins an' de puppies an' de pigs wus er squealin', an' er barkin',
an' er spittin', an' er growlin', tell you can't hear yo' ye'rs. Sis' Sow
start ter runnin' down de road wid de pigs atter her, an' de puppies atter
de pigs, an' de kittins atter de puppies. Wid dat de little calf git
'cited an' he start ter kickin' out his b'hime legs, which happen ter hit
de lit'le colt, an' he r'ar' hissef back an' come down on de calf, an'
bofe uv 'em take out down de road er holl'rin' an' er kickin', an' er
twistin' deysefs _like you done terday_!"

Again the brown eyes fell.

"Atter all de chilluns done loss dey manners, dey ma's sets up lookin' at
one nuther like dey loss dey las' frien'. Pres'ntly Miss Race Hoss say
hit's all her fault, 'caze she had no biznes ter mix up qual'ty folks wid
pig folks.

"Wid dat Sis' Cow an' Sis' Cat an' Sis' Dog speak up. 'No, Miss Race Hoss,
'tain't yo' fault, an' it 'tain't our chilluns fault, it's jes' dem pigs'
fault.' Jes' den ole Brer Bar ris' up an' clap his han's an' laff like he
splittin' his sides. Miss Race Hoss look 'stonish' dat he act dat er way,
an' she ax him whut ail him. Soon es Brer Bar kin stop laffin', he say:
'Youall thinks yo' chilluns ain't got no pig in 'em, does you?' den he
start ter laffin' ergin. Miss Race Hoss r'ar' back herse'f an' say, 'Brer
Bar, you done fergit whar 'bouts you'se at; 'member you'se 'mongst fuss
class qual'ty!' Den dey all throws dey heads back an' tu'ns dey noses
up at po' Brer Bar. Brer Bar git mad den an' he stop laffin' an' say, 'Yo'
chilluns ain't de onliest uns got pig in 'em! All youall got it, too.
Ev'ybody got it. Some folks got mo' en uthers got; all dis hyah mann'rs
you'se braggin' 'bout ain't nuthin' but er kiv'r ter hide de pig dat's in
yer. Keep er way fum de pigs ef you don't wanter show yo' pig side.'


"Wid dat dey all uv 'em lose dey manners an' start ter 'busin' Brer Bar
scand'lous. Sis' Cow beller' out her madness, an' Sis' Cat mew an' spit
out her'n, an' Sis' Dog growl an' bark out her'n, an' Miss Race Hoss jes'
r'ar' up an' foam at de mouf.

"Brer Bar look like he fixin' ter hu't sumbody, den he amble off t'ards de
woods he did, an' den tu'n hissef 'roun' an' holl'r, 'I tole yer so!'
Jes' lis'n ter all er youall right now, actin' wusser en dem pigs in de
buttermilk trauff."

"An' Brer Bar speak de trufe! An' he speak de trufe when he say all us got
er pig side, too."

"My mama ain't!"

Phyllis hesitated: "No, I don't speck she is; dat is, ef she is, her
'ligion done wash it all out, 'caze yo' ma think' mo' 'bout ev'ybody else
'fo' she do herse'f,--but you got er pig side, an' ef you don't take keer
hit'll grow ter be er hog side, too, dat you nuv'r is ter git nuff manners
ter hide neither. Come on an' go finish yo' dinner, boy, an' let Mammy eat



Phyllis was dozing on the top step of the side veranda while little
Willis, in the gravel walk below, was playing with a Noah's Ark. The
animals were in grand parade when one of them met with an accident. Willis
thought a moment, then, taking the loose ends of a string tied to one of
the fuzzy toys, he climbed the steps to where Phyllis had just fallen in a
peaceful nod against the pillar. He clumsily slipped the string between
her open lips, and, with a slap and sputter, Mammy opened her eyes.

"Name er de Lawd, boy, whut is you tryin' ter do?"

"I want you ter be er billy goat."

"You wants sumthin' I nuv'r is ter be. I'm willin' ter be er hoss an' on
er pinch I'll be er mule, but dey ain't no time I'm willin' ter be no ole
billy goat fur nobody."

"Please, Mammy," laying a hand on her cheek in an effort to pull her face
to him, "m' billy goat's got his legs broke, an' I won't have any goat if
you don't be one."

"How come you don't tu'n one dem dogs in er goat?" suggested Phyllis, her
face obstinately averted.

"They haven't got any horns!"

"I ain't got no horns neether," asserted Mammy.

"But you can make some," persisted Willis.

"You think I'm gwineter pull dis bandanner off an' roll my ole gray wool
inter horns, does you?" chuckled the old nurse.

Willis nodded.

"Well, you foolin' yo'se'f, dat's all I got ter say." But when Willis
began to fret, Mammy relented: "I tell yer dat dog won't know 'esse'f fum
er goat, ef you calls him goat; 'caze I knows erbout er dog an' er goat
dat can't tell t'other fum which."

"No you don't," objected the tormentor tugging at her arm.

"I tells you I does, 'caze one day Mister Man went out ter hunt er dog an'
er goat fur his lit'le boy. He see Sis' Dog an' her fambly on de side er
de road, an' dey 'pears ter be in er mouty commotion 'bout sump'n. Mister
Man holler' an' ax whut ail 'em. Sis' Dog say she foun' one er Sis' Nanny
Goat's chilluns layin' out in de pastur' des er blatin' all by 'esse'f,
an' she dunno whut ter do wid it. Mister Man say, 'I'll take keer uv it,
an' I'd like moutily ter take keer er one er yo' chilluns, too.' Sis' Dog
tell him 'surtiny,' dat it 'ud make her turr'bul proud fur one er her
chilluns ter live up at his fine house. So Mister Man liftes de goat an'
de puppy up on Miss Race Hosses back 'long side er him an' flies 'crost de
country ter his house. When Mister Man's ole lady see him, she th'ow up
her han's an' say, 'Name er de Lawd, Mister Man, whut you specks ter do
wid dat goat?' Mister Man say: 'Oh! I'll des put it out hyah wid de puppy
an' raise 'em bofe tergether.'"

"Wasn't the little boy glad his papa kept the goat?" interrupted Willis.

"Is you glad I'm tellin' dis tale?"


"Dat's 'zackly de way Mister Man's boy feel, 'ceptin' mo' so. Dey puts er
pan er milk out in de cow house, an' bofe uv 'em eats outen it tergether.
When dey gits big ernuf ter eat like sho' nuf beastes, de little boy puts
goat feed fur de goat an' dog vit'als fur de dog."

"What's the dog's name?"

"He wus jes' name Collie Dog when he live wid his mammy, but when he start
ter livin' wid white fokes, de lit'le boy name 'im Ned."

"An' what's the goat's name?"

"He ain't got nuthin' ter do wid dat, 'caze de Lawd done already name him
Billy. Well, when Billy Goat look' at his feed, an' Ned Dog look' at his
vit'als, dey bofe feels mouty proud, 'ceptin' dey don't seem ter make out
howcum it ain't mix'd tergether; so Billy he take an' run over an' try
ter eat bones an' meat, an' Ned he run ter Billy's box an' try ter eat hay
an' bran mash; an' dey keep on tryin' ter eat one nuthers vit'als long es
dey live'. Pres'ntly, Billy grow so big dat he 'gun ter grazin' roun'
'mongst de flow'rs an' grass, an' I speck he run in de house sumtimes,
too, but it 'pears dat flow'r buds tas'e mo' nicer ter 'im dan grass; so
Mister Man's old lady 'gun ter quoil an' mirate an' tell him, 'You des got
ter tetter dat goat!'"

"I don't want 'im ter tetter Billy!" exclaimed the child, and his brown
eyes filled with tears.

"Pshaw, boy, er tetter ain't nuthin' ter hu't nobody! It's des er rope you
ties roun' de horns er beastes an' de uther een' you ties ter er stob in
de groun'! Well, when Billy find 'esse'f tied ter dat rope so he can't go
in de house and can't go in de flow'r gyarden, he des cry an' cry. Ned Dog
try ter stay wid 'im much es he kin; but when he see Mister Man an' de
little boy settin' off down de road on Miss Race Hoss an' de little colt,
his foots des nachelly go bookety! bookety! b'hime 'im 'd'out knowin' it.
His heart tell him ter g'long back an' stay wid Billy, but his foots say
dey ain't er gwine do no sich er thing. 'Cose he cudn't hep 'esse'f ef his
foots 'fuse ter take 'im home. Atter while, when he gits back, Billy done
cry 'esse'f plum sick. He say he don't see howcum he tied up an' Ned Dog
ain't; an' Ned Dog say he don't neether; 'caze you see Ned think Billy's
er dog an' Billy think 'esse'f er dog, too. Dat's de way wid some fokes.
Heap uv 'em thinks dey's big dogs when dey ain't nuthin' but er old
goat!" Mammy concluded with emphasis.

"Go on, Mammy," demanded Willis, pushing her hand off of the curl she was
trying to straighten.

"Ain't dat ernuf? I done prove' you kin make er goat outen dat Noah's ark

"Yes, but I want the little boy ter let Billy loose."

"Well, his ma'll give him er spankin' ef he do. Dat boy darsent ter tech
dat tetter. Long 'bout atter dinner time, Ned he git so miserbul lis'nin'
ter Billy hollerin' dat he 'gun ter gnaw an' pull at de stob; den he try
ter scratch it up; but it was too deep; so he take an' go ter pullin' at
de rope ergin'; an' bimeby de knot come off. He ketch de knot in his teef
and den he tell Billy ter g'long whar he's er mind ter. Billy kick up es
b'hime legs an' fly down de road wid Ned Dog b'hime him holdin' on ter de
rope. Billy he eat all 'long de road, an' Ned Dog foll'r 'long b'hime
wharsomever Billy choose ter go, 'caze yer see Ned feel de 'sponsibility
er loosin' Billy. Atter while, Ned Dog beg Billy ter come on an' go home!
He tell 'im his jaws nigh 'bout broke clampin' on dat knot. But Billy say
he ain't er gwine, tell he eat 'esse'f plum full er dem flow'r buds. No,
Lawd, Billy ain't thinkin' bout Ned long es he kin joy es own sef. Ned he
'gun ter howl an' bark wid de jaw ache, but Billy too full er 'esse'f ter
notice Ned. Yes, Lawd, Billy des like some fokes I knows, too."

"Me, Mammy?" demanded the intent little boy.

"Yes, I speck de cap fit you er heap er times, but you wusn't de pusson I
had m' mine on des den," replied Mammy complacently. "Billy keep er gwine
on, an' Ned des er draggin' 'esse'f erlong wid de jaw ache tell bimeby,
dey comes ter de old log fence 'roun' de pastur'. Billy he try ter jump de
fence, but Ned he crawl thu; but yer see Billy can't jump high ernuf 'caze
Ned's pullin' de rope on de uther side, so Billy gits tangled up on one er
de rails. Ned he run back when he see Billy's hangin'; but he gits back
thu er diffunt hole ergin, an' dat twistes de rope so tight dat Billy gits
in er mouty bad fix 'fo' you knows it. He 'gun ter blate an' holl'r an'
Ned drop' de rope an' 'gun ter howl; but dat nuv'r done no good, an' it
nuv'r do, do no good in dis woel."

"What, Mammy?"

"Jes' ter stan' up an' holler an' cry like _you_ does sometimes! You got
ter go ter work an' do sumthin' ef you 'specks ter ontangle yo'se'f in dis
woel', an' dat's whut come 'cross Ned's mind atter he stan' up an' holler
hisse'f hoarse. He lope out an' run home, he do, an' he bark at Mister Man
an' run out to'ards de road. He bark' at de lit'le boy an' run out ergin;
but none uv 'em can't make out howcum he act so cur'us. He run out in de
back yard an' howl an' bark, an' de lit'le colt ax him whut ails him, he
tell 'im Billy's mos' chok'd ter death, hangin' on de pastur' fence. De
colt give er jump ov'r de back fence an' him an' Ned take out, jes' er
t'arin' down de big road. De lit'le boy an' Mister Man seed de colt break
loose an' dey flew atter him an' all uv 'em got ter Billy jes' in time
ter keep 'im fum chokin' ter death."

"Did Billy die?" asked the little boy in anxiety.

"Nor, honey, 'caze he nuv'r had rope ernuf; but ef he had er had er little
mo' rope him an' all de uther foolish folks like 'im wud er bin dead long



The side lawn was the scene of a noisy fray between the old house cat and
big dog, Bray. Servants from the neighborhood had quickly gathered to urge
on the sport. Some of the children, Willis among the loudest, were crying
and beseeching the men servants to save "poor Kitty," which they
reluctantly did to the extent of allowing her to escape up an old crab
apple tree.

"I wush ter de Lawd he had er kilt her," said Phyllis, letting her
rheumatic limbs down by degrees to a sitting posture on the grass,
"'Ceitful old thing, I don't blame Bray!"

"I love my Kitty!" cried Willis as he ran to the tree. There he earnestly
advised the cat to stay just where she was until Bray went to sleep. A few
of the larger children lingered expecting another fight, as Bray continued
to bark and jump about the tree.

"You ne'en ter tell dat cat ter take keer er _her_se'f! She des settin' up
dat tree glis'nin' dem old green eyes on Bray an' sayin' ter 'erse'f:
'Nuv'r mind, I'm gwine fix you soon es I git down fum hyah!'"

"What can she do, Mammy Phyllis?" asked one of the larger girls. "She's
too little to hurt Bray!"

"Yas, an' ole Sis' Cat wus lit'ler'n her, an' yit she come mighty nigh ter
fixin' Ned Dog an' Billy Goat, too! Doan nuv'r put no 'pindence in Sis
Tabby's fokes."

"Oh, Mammy Phyllis, _please_ tell us about Ned Dog," and the children
gathered around her pressing the request.

"Doan ax me ter tell nuthin' long as Willis keep foolin' roun' Bray wid
dat switch!"

Mammy pretended to rise, but two of the older children ran and coaxed
Willis to sit by them and listen to the story. "Now, Mammy Phyllis, go on,
he's going to sit still, ain't you Willis?" said one.

"I want ter whoop Bray," muttered Willis only half satisfied.

"Atter I tells you how 'ceitful Sis' Cat act ter Ned Dog, I boun' you'll
change yo' chune! 'Member dat party Miss Race Hoss give an' how it broke
up wid all uv 'em quoilin' an' 'busin' ole Brer Bar? Po' Brer Bar nuv'r
got no vit'als neeth'r. Well, when Sis' Cat lef' dat party, she wus so
mad she cudn't walk straight! She come er flyin' down de big road right
catacornder'd! Dat is, she run in de road one minit, an' de nex' un, she
fotch up on de side er de mount'in; den hyah she come back ergin in de
road! Well, one uv de times she lit on de mount'in she fotch up right in
front er Mist'r Rattlesnake's house. Mist'r Rattlesnake had des got out er
bed an' stuck his head out'n his house ter git er little fresh air, when
Sis' Cat come _blip! right in his face_! He lick' out his tongue an' say:

"'Name er de Lawd, Sis' Cat!'

"Sis' Cat say: 'Name er de Lawd, Mist'r Rattlesnake! Howcum you gittin' up
dis time de year?'

"'I thought I heerd m' 'larm clock go off,' he say.

"'You ain' hyah no thunder Mister Rattlesnake! You kin g'long back ter
baid an' take er three weeks' nap,' sez Sis' Cat.

"'I'm sho' I heerd thunder er som'thin' pow'ful like it,' sez Mister

"Sis' Cat tell him: 'You des heah de breakin' up uv Miss Race Hoss's
party! Dat's whut you heah! Brer Bar act so outlashus we des hatt'r 'buse
him an' run him off!'

"Mist'r Rattlesnake set an' look at Sis' Cat er minit, 'caze yer see he
ain' wake' up good yit. Den he lick out es tongue an' say: 'Sis' Cat, you
sholy ain' th'owin' erway no fren's is yer? I knows I ain' got narry
single fren' an' I knows you got pow'ful few yo'se'f! 'Pears ter me yer
better g'long an' eat up dem words you sed ter Brer Bar!' Den he lick out
his tongue ergin an' go on back ter baid.

"Sis' Cat set right dar an' study, she do! Den she make up her mind ter
take Mist'r Rattlesnake' 'vice. She slunk eroun' sorter soft an' sneakin'
like thu de woods tell she come ter Brer Bar's house. She bum! bum! on de
do' an' Brer Bar ax, 'Who dat?'

"She say: 'Sis' Cat.'

"'Is you Sis' Wile Cat er Sis' Tabby Cat?' ax Brer Bar.

"'Sis' Tabby Cat.'

"'You'se at de wrong do', Sis' Tabby Cat,' sez Brer Bar.

"Sis' Cat start ter cryin': 'Oh! Brer Bar! Brer Bar! _please_ lemme come
in! I'm mos' dead, Brer Bar!'

"Brer Bar say: 'You bett'r git erway fum hyah, Sis' Cat, 'caze I'm li'ble
ter eat enythin' I lays my paws on! I nuv'r had ernuf ter eat at de party,
an' I ain' pervide m' fambly wid nuthin' ter eat, an' we'se all s' hungry
dat we'se dangus', Sis' Cat!'

"Sis' Cat keep on cryin': 'I know'd dat Brer Bar;--I know'd you an' yo'
fambly was hongry, an' dat's howcum I ter come, Brer Bar! I come ter tell
you whar some good vit'als was des waitin' fur yer!'

"When Brer Bar hear dat, he sorter crack de do' an' poke his nose thu:
'Sis' Tabby Cat,' he say, 'you smells good ernuf ter eat yo'se'f!'

"Sis' Cat mos' skeerd ter death when she heah dat, an' she mos' die when
she feel Brer Bar's mouf dreanin' an' drippin' on her back; so she stop'
cryin' an' sorter back off kinder easy like an' tell Brer Bar dat Ned Dog
got de fattes' Billy Goat he ev'r seed; an' ef he'd come down ter de ole
sweet-gum tree in Mist'r Man's pastur' 'bout dark, she'd have him er
whole tree full er honey, an' de Billy Goat, too!"

Willis's lips began to tremble. He suddenly left his place among the
children and falling on Phyllis's breast, sobbed aloud.

"Brer Bar ain' eat de goat yit! He ain' eb'n got fur es de sweet-gum tree!
Set hyah in Mammy's lap so nuthin' can't git you, an' lis'n ter de res' er
de tale!" Snuggling him in her arms, she continued: "It nuv'r tuk Sis' Cat
long ter light out fum Brer Bar's house, I tell yer! Dat dreanin' mouf er
his'n skeer' her so bad dat she nuv'r tetch de groun' mo'n six times 'fo'
she wus plum out'n de woods. Den she come er cropin' up ter Mister Man's
house. She look all erroun' she do, an' see Ned Dog wusn't at home; den
she g'long in de barn whar Billy wus huntin' fur sumthin' ter eat. She
take er seat in de winder by de little colt's stall. Bimeby she say,
'Billy, Miss Turkey Hen's givin' er mouty fine party ternight, down at de
old sweet-gum tree in de pastur' an' she tole me ter ax you ter come.'
Billy couldn't fine nuthin' ter eat in de barn but some old straw Miss
Race Hoss had done slep' on, so he turn' roun' mouty quick when Sis' Cat
tell him he wus ax ter er party. He sorter laff an' say: 'I wond'r howcum
her ter ax me.'

"Sis' Cat say: 'Caze she say you'se de fines' an' slickes' uv all Mister
Man's beastes; an' she gwine have some nice lit'le tender rose bushes fur
you ter eat, an' er heap er fine vit'als you loves.'

"Billy Goat des switch his tail an' grin, 'caze yer know he wusn't nuthin'
but er man goat, an' 'cose he b'lief all de comp'ments Sis' Cat choose
ter stuff 'im wid. An' all de men fokes is des de same, tell dis day! ev'y
Lord's blessed one uv 'em! When Sis' Cat see she done turn Billy's head
plum roun' she tell 'im not ter tell Ned Dog erbout de party, 'caze Miss
Turkey Hen say she ain' got 'nuf room but fur des one uv de fambly. Den,
when Sis' Cat heah Ned Dog er comin', she lit out, 'caze she nuv'r want
'im ter know dat she had enything ter do wid Brer Bar eatin' Billy Goat.
Yer see Sis' Cat wus tryin' ter keep in wid bofe sides."

Slipping her fingers under the bandanna kerchief bound about her head, and
scratching slowly, Mammy chuckled to herself: "Dey's er heap er fine folks
in dis hyah town des like Sis' Cat, too! Yes, Lawd, er heap uv 'em!"

"Don't talk about people! We just want to hear about beastes!" urged
little Mary Van.

"I hatt'r do it sometimes, chile, 'caze fokes an' beastes has er heap er
symptoms des erlike! Well, bless de Lawd, Billy ain't no sooner seed Ned
'fo he 'gun ter brag erbout de party.

"'Whose party?' sez Ned Dog.

"'Miss Turkey Hen's havin' er fine party down at de ole sweet-gum tree
ternight 'bout dark,' sez Billy.

"Ned Dog think Billy tellin' er story, an' he say, 'Sis' Turkey Hen ain'
givin' no party ternight! I done see Mist'r Turkey Gobble an' de chilluns
in bed when I come thu de peach orchard an' old Miss Turkey Hen, she wus
des tyin' her nightcap on her own se'f.'

"But, yer see, Billy wus too hard-head'd ter lis'n ter enybody, so he up
an' say, 'I can't hep whut you seen; Sis' Cat say she gwine have spechul
vit'als fur me, an' I'm gwine!' Den Billy walk up an' down breshen de
flies off'n his back wid his long tail."

Seeing that some objections were about to be raised as to the length of
the tail, Phyllis hastened to add: "In dem days goats had tails des like
hosses. Soon es Billy menshun Sis' Cat's name, Ned Dog tell him Sis' Cat
layin' er trap fur him; but 'tain't no use ter argufy wid hard-head'd
fokes like Billy, so Ned Dog let 'im g'long ter de party; but he crope
close on b'hime 'im, an' on de way, he come up wid Mist'r Bloodhoun' an'
ax 'im ter g'long wid 'im. Mist'r Bloodhoun' say he pow'ful broke down
trailin' er runaway nigger all day, but ef Ned was 'spectin' er rompus he
'speck he'd hatt'r jine him. Bimeby, when Billy wus mos' down ter de
sweet-gum tree, dey hides deyse'fs in er clump er red haw bushes. Ole Brer
Bar he had done come down fum de mount'in early, an' wus standin' b'hime
de tree des er gorgin' 'esse'f wid honey an' peepin' out, lookin' fur
Billy Goat. When he see Billy come switchin' 'esse'f 'cross he pastur', he
'gun ter fidgitin' so he can't wait ter git es teef in him, an' he bus'
out fum b'hime de tree an' come er runnin' t'ards Billy. Billy wus so
skeered he jes' had sense ernuf ter turn 'esse'f roun'! Brer Bar ketch 'im
by de tail. Brer Bar pull, an' Billy pull. Billy pull, an' Brer Bar pull!
Bimeby, de tail come off in Brer Bar's claw. Den Billy lit out; but Brer
Bar grab 'im by de b'hime leg. Des den Mister Bloodhoun' an' Ned Dog wus
on top er Brer Bar! Ned Dog grab Brer Bar's paw in es teefs an' Brer Bar
drop Billy an' grab Ned by de ye'r an' wus mos' clampin' es jaws on Ned's
haid when Mist'r Bloodhoun' clinch 'im by de th'oat! Brer Bar ax Mister
Bloodhoun' please ter turn es th'oat loose, dat he got sumthin' ter tell
'im! Mist'r Bloodhoun' 'nounce: 'I won't turn you plum loose, but I'll
hol' yo' th'oat easy like tell you kin 'splain yo'se'f!'

"Den Brer Bar splainify 'esse'f an' beg so hard, tell bimeby dey 'scuses
'im, an' he amble' on home fas' es he kin. Den dey come on home ter settle
matters wid Sis' Cat. Sis' Cat was er settin' by Billy moanin' wid him
'bout losin' es tail."

"Did his tail ever grow out any more?" asked a sympathetic boy.

"No, honey, goats ain't nuv'r had no tails ter speak uv sense dat day; but
hoopee! hyah come Ned Dog an' Mister Bloodhoun'! Dey come er yelpin' wid
dey tongues er hangin' out. Dey pounce right whar Sis' Cat wus settin',
but dey ain't pounce quick as Sis' Cat kin jump; 'caze by de time dey hits
Sis' Cat's seat, Sis' Cat, she was plum on top er de cow house, standin'
dar wid 'er back up, an' her tail bushy out. Ned Dog dare her ter come
down an' splain 'erse'f; but Sis' Cat say she ain't got nuthin' ter
'splain, an' what's mo' she doan take no dog's dare. An' dat howcum dey
quoil an 'spute whensumever dey meets tell dis day."

"But, Mammy Phyllis, _all_ cats are not as mean as ole Sis' Cat," ventured
a little girl.

"Honey, my gran-mammy wus black! What color is I?"

"Black!" chimed all the children.

"An' dat crab apple tree,--what sort er apples does you git off'n _hit_?"

"Crab apples!" was the answer.

"Well, ole Sis' Cat was mean an' 'ceitful, an'all 'er chillun is gwine ter
be des like her long es I stays black an' dem crab apples stays sour. Now
run erlong,--dere's de fust bell!"



Phyllis was eating her dinner under the cherry tree near the kitchen door.
Willis seated himself on the grass in front of her.

"Mammy, you swallowed a fly then," he said with earnestness.

"Look er heah, boy, ain't you had ernuf ter eat, dat you got ter set hyah
an' sight ev'y piece uv vit'als I puts in my mouf?"

"Well, you didn't want to eat a fly, did you?" he answered defensively.

"Ef I eats er fly, hit's me doin' hit, ain't hit?" with a leg of a chicken
poised half way to her mouth.

"But Mama said they'd poison you." Willis was in trim for argument.

"Yo' ma got er heap er new fangl'd notions; I dunno howcum fokes jes'
startin' ter git fly pis'n'd. We bin eatin' vit'als dat flies lights on,
sense long 'fo' yo' ma wus born'd. An' An' Ca'line, dat's mos' er hundred
ye'r ole, say dat whin er fly light on her 'lasses she lick ev'y speck uv
hit off'n him 'fo' she let him git erway."

"Uncle Hugh says they'll make you awful sick," he pressed, though feeling
his position weakened.

"Dey doan make nobody sick, but dem whut puts on so miny airs," trying to
talk with her mouth over full.

"My mama don't put on airs," he insisted with a tone of injury.

"She do too--dey ain' nobody put on es min'y fly airs es yo' ma. I heah
one dese ve'y lit'le shoo flies talkin' 'bout Miss Lucy las' week. Shoo
Fly settin' up heah on de lim' er dis tree talkin' ter Hoss Fly. He tell
Hoss Fly he ain' had er squar' meal fur er mont'.

"Hoss Fly tell 'im ter come on an' g'long down ter de stable an' take
dinn'r wid 'im.

"Shoo Fly say, 'I can' git no sumthin' ter eat out'n corn, an' oats, I
wants chickin' pie, an' sweet tat'rs, an' blackberry dumplin' sich es
fokes eats--go off, boy,' he say, 'I ain' no Hoss Fly.'

"Hoss Fly say, 'Hits er pity yer ain't--yer wud live ter be er ole'r man
if yer wus.'"

"Why, Mammy, 'caus' Mister Hoss Fly's the biggest?" His eyes followed her,
as she went to the kitchen door and exchanged her plate for one of
blackberry dumpling.

"De bigges' ain' got nuthin' ter do wid hit," as she resumed her seat;
"hit de fokes dey haster 'sociate wid, dat's dang'us. Dey ain' nuthin'
mo' dangersum ter er fly'n yo' ma," she looked him straight in the eye.
"She got all de wind'rs fas'n'd up so yer can't shet er bline; an' she got
dat sticky pap'r you sets in ev'ytime yer goes in de kitchin; an' she got
dem pisnous flow'r boxes settin' ev'ywhar; an' she run 'roun' all day
atter one fly, hittin' 'bout de house like de fly wus pis'n, sho' nuf.
Miss Lucy's er sight, dat's de trufe, an' I doan blame Shoo Fly fur busin'

The soft dumpling rolled down her throat, and Willis swallowed in

"Is Shoo Fly on the limb now?"

"Nor, he tak'n din'r wid me terday, an' las' night, he tak'n supp'r wid
Miss Lucy," she laughed aloud.

"Did Mama try to kill him?" anxiously.

"She sho' did, son, but dis heah Shoo Fly got er haid er Miss Lucy las'
night," still she laughed. "Yas, suh, Shoo Fly tell Hoss Fly he sho' gwine
perish ef he doan git er bite fum sumwhars.

"Hoss Fly ax 'im: 'Is yer skeer'd ter go in Miss Lucy's house fur

"Shoo Fly say, 'I ain' feerd er no Miss Lucy--I bin buttin' m' haid up
'ginst sum'in' nuth'r in de wind'rs, tell m' haid right full er bumps.'

"Hoss Fly say, 'You ain' got no sense, Shoo Fly,--'cose you can't git in
dat wire foolishness! De onlies' way ter git in, is ter set up on de
porch, an' wait fur sum de fokes ter op'n de do'.'

"Dat peart'n Shoo Fly up moutily, an' he say he gwine dat minit, an' he
do. He git ter de front porch jes' es Miss Ma'y wus fancy talkin' ter one
er her beaux. Shoo Fly slip in, an' fly back ter de pantry an' light on
sum er dis heah right heah," she scraped the butter sauce from the edge of
the plate and smacked her lips. "Whoopee, dat sort'r vit'als drive de
skeer out'n enny fly. Shoo Fly jes' hop erbout, an' gorge hisse'f, tell
bimeby he can't hole no mo'. He start ter go out de wind'r, but he 'memb'r
'bout dem bumps on his haid, so he tu'n roun' ter go in de parler, whin he
come 'cross Miss Lucy! She start at 'im wid her fly-kill'r, an' sakes er
live!--you ort'r seed de way Shoo Fly make Miss Lucy run erbout dat
house!" Again she laughed, calling to mind Miss Lucy's daily fly fights.
"But Shoo Fly hide b'hime yer gran'pa's pictur' ov'r de mantelpiece, an'
wint fas' ter sleep. He doan wake up no mo' tell supp'r time, neeth'r. He
g'long in de dinin' room ter supp'r wid de fambly, an' whin dey sets down,
he tak'n his seat on de cream pitch'r. Miss Lucy knock at 'im, she do, den
he recoleck de fuss him an' her done had wid one nuth'r, so he g'long ov'r
ter Miss Ma'y's beau's plate, whar he know he kin eat all he want ter."

"Wasn't he afraid of Shoo Fly?" asked Willis, surprised.

"I nuv'r heah 'im pass no 'pinion 'bout de matt'r. Shoo Fly know dat man's
eyes too bizzy lookin' at sum'in' purtier'n him, an' he know ergin de man
got too much mann'rs ter set up an' fight flies whin he's vis'tin'.

"Miss Lucy, she sot dar an' mos' fidgit herse'f ter death, whin Shoo Fly
light fus' in de gent'muns vit'als, den up on his nose. De man breash 'im
off his nose er heap er times, but Shoo Fly g'long back ev'y time, 'caze
hit wus er nice place ter wash de greese off'n his face an' han's. An'
ev'y time he git coffee er ice cream, er enny thing on his foots, he
g'long back ter sumwhars on dat man's face ter wash his han's, an' wipe
'em on his coat tails. Miss Lucy say she know de man think she got er
million flies in dat house.

"Shoo Fly done full er vit'als now, so he g'long ter bed b'hime yer
gran'pa's pictur'. In de mawnin', he git up an' look erbout, he do, an' I
tell yer he git pow'ful wo' out waitin' fur dem sleepy haid'd niggers ter
start dey wurk, so by de time de cant'lopes git fix'd, Shoo Fly wus so
hongry dat he eat hisse'f plum full er mush-mil'n 'fo' brekfus' time. He
fly 'roun' an' zamine dat fly pap'r but he ain' got no room fur no mo'
eatin'; den he look at dat cur'us Pison flow'r, but he keep way fum dat,
'caze he say he ain' no bee. Jes' den heah come Miss Lucy wid 'er
fly-kill'r. Him an' her dances considerbul ergin, but bimeby he g'long ter
take er nap b'hime yer gran'pa, an' Miss Lucy set down ter read de mawnin'

"Whin he wake up, he sort'r feel holl'r, he do, 'caze cant'lope res'
mighty light yer knows, so he g'long ter hunt sumpin' nuth'r ter eat. He
think Miss Lucy done fergit 'im by now, but no, Lawd, he dunno Miss Lucy,
fur he ain' buz hisse'f mo'n er time er two, 'fo' Miss Lucy take atter
him. She skeer 'im so bad, dat he fergit all 'bout dem wire things in de
wind'r, but Lawsee, whin his haid come 'ginst de wire, hit knock de senses
out'n 'im, an' whin dat fly-kill'r er Miss Lucy's hit his toe, hit tu'n
'im so sick, he fell blip! right on de fly pap'r. Mussy grashus! you
ort'r heah Shoo Fly holl'rin' an' er buzzin' fur Hoss Fly.

"'Bout dis time, whin Hoss Fly doan see nuthin' er Shoo Fly on de cherry
tree, he g'long ter git er peep in at de wind'r ter see ef he kin git enny
news uv 'im; an' bless de Lawd, he ain' git ter de wind'r 'fo' he heah
Shoo Fly holl'rin': 'Oh, Hoss Fly, p-l-e-a-s-e come hope me out'n heah!'

"Hoss Fly run ter de front do', but dat's shet tight, so he take an' run
'roun' ter de kitchin do' whar he know dey's allus keerles'. He fly ter de
kitchin' do' an' seen Kitty standin' wid her foot in de do' passin' news
wid ole An' Malviny, an' he know he got plenty time ter go in an' 'ten'
ter his biznes', 'fo' dat do' git shet ergin. He fly thu de kitchin, an'
make fur de liberry, whar po' Shoo Fly had done mos' buzz hisse'f ter

[Illustration: "SHOO-FLY HOLL'R, 'LOOK OUT FUR M' LEGS!'"]

"Hoss Fly swoop down an' grab 'im by de wing, but Shoo Fly holl'r, 'Look
out fur m' legs! Oh, Lawdy, you'se pullin' m' wing off--Oh, Lawdy, Lawdy!'

"Nobody dunno de mis'ry po' Shoo Fly wus in. I tell yer Hoss Fly wurk
mouty keerful ter git 'im all out tergeth'r. Den he liftes 'im up, but he
doan hatt'r hole on ter 'im, 'caze Shoo Fly so sticky he hole his own se'f
on. Hoss Fly come er flyin' back thu de kitchin."

"Did Kitty have the door open for him?"

"Cose, boy, ain't I done alreddy tole yer Kitty an' Mal gwine talk tell
Miss Lucy come an' put 'em ter wurk? Yas, suh, Hoss Fly didn't had no
trub'le gittin' 'im out er dat kitchin,--an' he come flyin' straight ter
de stable, an' light wid Shoo Fly on top er de kerrige. He tell 'im ter
roll hisse'f erbout on de kiv'r tell he git shed er dat sticky pison on

"Did Shoo Fly go back to the house when he got well?"

Willis rose as he saw the old woman preparing to take her plate to the

"Nor, suhree, Shoo Fly say, he done got his full er big fokes! He say he
done foun' out hit wus er heap bett'r ter g'long an' live whar de Lawd
born'd yer ter live at, dan ter go 'mongst fokes dat doan want yer."



"Mammy, can't my papa be mayor if he wants to?" bragged Willis, darting a
satisfied look at Mary Van.

"I'll tell yer mo' 'bout dat dis time termorrer," was the unexpected

"Yahn, yahn, yahn," taunted Mary Van.

"He can, too," retorted Willis.

Willis's papa was a candidate for mayor, hence in the family politics
colored the conversation from the parlor through the nursery even to the

"De reason I says whut I does," Mammy apologized, "is 'caze dey tells me
er dark hoss kin jump in at de las' minit an bus' de whole thing all ter

"Does he kick up and run away?" Willis jerked at her apron to hasten the

"Dey runs erway wid de 'lection sometimes, ef de uth'r run'rs ain' sho'
nuf race hosses an' got mighty strong harnes' on 'em."

"Mammy, less me an' Mary Van be race hosses, an' you be er dark hoss, an'
see which one can beat."

"I low ef we-all wuster race hoss 'roun' dis hyah garret, 'tain' long fo'
yo' ma'll be de dark hoss ter do de beatin'."

"No, Mammy, put m' harness on," shaking the bells in impatience.

"I can't play no race hoss up hyah terday, boy, 'caze Miss Lucy got her
mine on 'lection news, an' she say you got ter be quiet."

"No, I'm going to be a race horse, put m' harness on!"

"Auntie might whip you, Willis," ventured Mary Van, "mightn't she, Mammy

"She whup 'im in er minit, ef he fool wid her terday."

"Well, Mammy--" he fretted.

"Lis'n hyah, baby--Miss Race Hoss settin' ov'r yond'r in de pastur'
waitin' jes' like yo' ma is terday."

"What's she waiting for?"

"Waitin' ter hyah ef Mist'r Race Hoss beat Brer Bar ter be ruler er de
beastes. Oh, I tell yer Ned Dog mos' run hisse'f plum ter death gittin'
votes fur Mist'r Race Hoss; an' Mist'r Wile Cat, he de haid man gittin'
votes fur Brer Bar."

"But, Mammy--"

"Lawd, boy, I wush you cud heah de scand'lous bettin' gwine on in dat
pastur'--ev'ybody puttin' money on Mist'r Race Hoss, 'caze dey see Brer
Bar's too slow an' sleepy mind'd ter keep up wid Mist'r Race Hoss. An'
den, too, nobody doan trus' Mist'r Wile Cat fur nuthin'. Mist'r Wile Cat
all time projeckin' wid some sorter big sumpin' nuth'r dat nuv'r do tu'n
out ter be er thing. So yer see nobody ain' gwine vote fur Brer Bar, 'caze
dey skeer'd er Mist'r Wile Cat's dealin's. Dey talks all dis out in de
pastur', an' Mist'r Tom Cat he set an' lis'n ter de confab. Sometime he
buse Brer Bar, an' sometime he make out he 'sleep an' doan heah.

"One day Mist'r Jack Donkey wint up ter de fod'r rack ter git er chaw er
fod'r, an' whin he come thu de cow shed he come 'cross Mist'r Tom Cat
stretchin' his claws. Atter dey passes howdy wid one nuth'r, Mist'r Tom
Cat, he say, 'Jack, I heah some fokes say, dey wush ter de Lawd you wus
in Brer Bar's place.'

"Jack, he tu'n his ye'rs 'roun', he do, an' say, 'Who say dat, Tom?'

"Tom Cat say, 'Ev'ybody jes' wushin' fur er big sho' nuf man like you ter
come in an' whoop out dat ole stuck up Race Hoss.'

"Whin Jack Donkey heah dat, he sorter switch his tail, an' stomp fus' one
foot an' den de uth'rs uv his foots, an' he keep his ye'rs tu'nin' 'roun'
an' 'roun'."

"What's the reason he does that, Mammy Phyllis; were the flies bothering
him?" asked the little girl.

"He studyin', honey, dat sort'r confab'll wurk on men fokes, let lone er
donkey. Jack sort'r tu'n matt'rs ov'r in his mine, an' he say ter hisse'f,
'I sho' is er sho' nuf big man, an' I sho' is got er heap er sense, 'caze
I kin outdo Mist'r Man up yond'r enny day. Nobody can't make me do
nuthin' my mine ain' sot on doin', an' enybody kin hitch up dat high
steppin' Race Hoss, an' make 'im plow er do enny sort'r thing whut dey
pleases. Yas,' he says, 'I got mo' sense dan Race Hoss, an' bless de Lawd,
ef I doan b'leef I'm bett'r lookin', too!'

"Mist'r Tom Cat ain' say er thing, he jes' keep er stretchin' his claws,
waitin' fur Jack Donkey ter git plum full er hisse'f. Bimeby, he git full
ernuf ter bile ov'r, an' he say, 'Brer Tom, I ain' much on pol'ticks, you
knows dat,--but ef de plantation is jes' brow beat by dat ripsnortin' Race
Hoss, an' can't git shed er him no uth'r way, 'cep'n fur some uth'r bigg'r
man 'n him ter run 'ginst 'im, den I'm yer man.'

"Tom, he light out fum dar, an' make tracks all ov'r de pastur' tell he
come ter Mist'r Billy Goat's house."

"Was it Ned Dog's Billy Goat?" and Willis was contented to lay aside the

"Hit wus Billy's gran'pa, ole Cap'n Goat. Cap'n Goat wus walkin' up an'
down de branch washin' his foots an' takin' er swall'r er water ev'y now
an' den, an' whin Tom Cat come erlong an' op'n up an' tell his biznes', de
Cap'n git so 'cited, dat he stomp water all ov'r creation, an' Tom git
right sharply sprinkl'd. He jump up an' shake hisse'f, he do, an' sorter
start up ter de shade er de chestnut tree. Dey pass er heap er
conversation, dey does, but de upshot uv hit wus, dat Cap'n Goat 'cide ter
put Jack Donkey up es er dark hoss.

"Mist'r Tom Cat, he run an' tell Brer Mule, an' Mist'r Dur'm Cow, an'
Mist'r Brindle Cow, an' ole man Hog, ter run quick ter de ches'nut tree,
dat Cap'n Goat's got sumpin' big ter tell 'em! Whin dey gits dar, an'
passes de news back'ards an' fur'ards 'mongst derse'fs, dey 'cides ter run
Jack Donkey in de race.

"Mist'r Dur'am Cow say, 'Jack's mo' stronger'n Race Hoss.'

"Ole man Hog say, 'Yas, an' he kin wurk long'r an' mo' hard'r'n Race

"Oh, dey praises Jack Donkey up moutily, an' all uv 'em say dey'll whup
Mist'r Race Hoss so bad dat he'll be 'sham'd ter trot 'long side uv er mud

"Dey so bizzy wid der confab, dat dey ain' notice Mist'r Wile Cat settin'
up on er lim' er de tree. Atter dey spies him, dey axes 'im ter pass his
'pinion on de meetin'.

"He up an' low, he did, dat he know Brer Bar ain' in de race, but, sezee,
'Jack Donkey can't do much bet'r'n Brer Bar, ef you let fokes know 'im.'

"Dey axes him how dey kin hope hit.

"He tell 'em ter run him by de name er Bline Billy.

"Dey ax 'im how he speck Bline Billy name gwine keep fokes fum knowin'
Jack Donkey whin he 'pear ter make his canvas.

"Wile Cat say ter make 'im kiv'r hisse'f up whinsumev'r he rise 'fo' de

"An' dat's whut dey done, an' nobody 'cep'n dem fokes und'r de ches'nut
tree know Bline Billy's sho' nuf name.

"Ned Dog, he go tell Mist'r Race Hoss 'bout dis new fine run'r dat's
makin' sich fine speeches 'ginst 'im. Mist'r Race Hoss tell Ned Dog ter
git der side tergeth'r so dey kin confab erbout de mat'r. Ned Dog, he
passes de wurd ter 'em all, an' he 'speshully tell Brer Mule ter be dar

"Brer Mule tell him he can't make up his min' which side he's on, he say
he kin ter Bline Billy, an' he ort'r vote fur him.

"Ned Dog tell him he mustn't fergit dat him an' Mist'r Race Hoss kin, too.

"He say he ain' fergit hit, an' dat's howcum he so twist'd up 'bout
votin'. He set an' study, he do, an' de mo' he study, de mo' he can't make
up his mine."

"Make him vote for Mister Race Hoss, Mammy."

"Make who, boy?--Brer Mule settin' up on dat fence stud'in' jes whar Ned
Dog lef' 'im."

Willis became discouraged over Mister Race Horse's prospects and insisted
with much feeling that Phyllis had influenced the animals in Jack
Donkey's behalf.

"Go off, boy, how I gwine make dese trashy creeturs vote fur high tone
fokes like yo' pa an' Mist'r Race Hoss? Dey dunno nuthin' 'cep'n whut de
murchine tell 'em ter vote," shaking her head in condemnation and mumbling
to herself. "Sometimes I studies ter m'se'f ef de wimmin fokes cud do enny

"Mammy Phyllis, please make somebody come to Mister Race Horse's meetin',"
urged Mary Van.

"Doan you both'r yose'f 'bout dat meetin', 'caze Ned Dog both'rin' nuf fur
bofe uv yer. He go tell Mist'r Rooster ter telerfome ter Mist'r Turk'y
Gobler, an' Mist'r Peacock, an' he tell Mist'r Bloodhoun' fur him ter run
an' tell Mist'r Jersey Cow, an'--"

"An' Mister Turtle," suggested Willis, trying to help the meeting along.

"Nor, suh, ole man Mud Turtle ain' got no bisnes' at dis meetin', he
'longs wid de Bline Billy crowd. Ef you talkin' 'bout Mist'r Di'mon' Back
Terrapin, den you'se right, 'caze he wus dar on de amen bench, an'--"

"Where were the sheep, Mammy?"

"Dat's so, baby, I mos' fergit all 'bout de 'spute Unk Bell Weth'r an' ole
Daddy Ram Sheep had 'bout de mat'r. Daddy Ram Sheep wanter vote fur Bline
Billy, but Unk Bell Weth'r say dey got ter heah mo' speakin' 'fo' dey got
nuf sense ter know which one de bes' side.

"Well, de speakin' start' an' I tell yer hit kep' up scand'lus, too.

"Mist'r Race Hoss 'vite Bline Billy an' Brer Bar bofe uv 'em ter speak
wid 'im, but Brer Bar feer'd ter, an' ev'y time Jack Donkey say he gwine
mix speeches wid Mist'r Race Hoss, ole Uncle Gee-Haw Steer giv' er big
kick 'ginst hit.

"He say, 'Twon' do, twon' do!'

"Fin'ly Ned Dog ax Cap'n Goat ef Bline Billy skeer'd ter meet Mist'r Race
Hoss on de same stump, will he 'gree ter meet 'im on diffunt stumps but
tolerbul close tergether, so dey kin see which one kin out do de uth'r.

"Cap'n Goat say Bline Billy ain' skeer'd er no race hoss dat ev'r capr'd
on er track, an' ter 'nounce de time an' name de stumps, an' Blin'
Billy'll be dar wid fo' foots an' er tongue dat'll make Mist'r Race Hoss
eat up all dat big talk he bin scat'rin' 'roun'.

"Whin ole Unk Gee-Haw Steer heah 'bout de meetin' he kick er 'ginst hit,
he say dat donkey gwine make er jack er hisse'f sho' es sho' kin be; dat
fokes'll fin' out who Bline Billy is, ef he start ter talkin' wid Mist'r
Race Hoss.

"Mist'r Tom Cat say, 'Nor, Jack Donkey gwinter keep hisse'f kiv'r'd up
plum tell de 'lection's ov'r.'

"Sez Unk Gee-Haw Steer, 'I wants yer all ter 'member I kick'd 'ginst hit
ter de ve'y las'.'

"Oh, I tells yer dar wus mouty times gwine on gittin' reddy fur dat
'casion; de pastur' wus plum full er flags.

"Sis' Tabby Cat, she slip ov'r ter Miss Race Hosses house an' say, 'Miss
Race Hoss, Mist'r Tom Cat say hit mos' kill him ter vote 'ginst Mist'r
Race Hoss, but Cap'n Goat done bin sich er good frin' ter our fambly dat
Tom bleege ter do like de Cap'n ax 'im, but hit mos' killin' Tom, 'caze he
say Mist'r Race Hoss is de man fur de place, an' he hope he gwine git

"Miss Race Hoss ain' sayin' nuthin'. She know all 'bout Mist'r Tom Cat's
doin's an' Sis' Tabby wusn't foolin' nobody but herse'f. Lawd, chillun,"
she mused, preparing to cut some quilt pieces, "how menny Sis' Tabby Cats
is bin ter see Miss Lucy heah lately?"

"Well, de speakin' day come. Bline Billy wus settin' off on his stump all
kiv'r'd up, so nobody kin tell him. Cap'n Goat settin' right close ter him
whisperin' all de time, an' Brer Turkey Buzzard he swoopin' all eroun' de
congergation takin' messages fur Cap'n Goat, an' pickin' up eny scrap uv
vit'als he kin fine.

"Mist'r Race Hoss settin' on his stump, too, wid Jedge Eagle perch'd 'long
side er him an' Ned Dog on de uth'r side.

"Mist'r Bull-finch an' John Mockin' Bird wus de lead'rs er de ban' an' I
tell yer dat musick wus sumthin' ter heah sho' nuf.

"Cap'n Goat say dey doan want no musick playin' at der speakin'.

"Brer Bull Frog say: 'Nor, suhree, you git er jug-er-rum an' put hit wit
Sis' Ginny Hen's boys up in de gal'ry, long wid Miss Wile Lucy Goose's
chilluns, an' you got nuf fuss fur fifty meetin's.'

"Mist'r Tom Cat slap down on his leg an' say, 'Dat's de very thing; dat ef
Mist'r Race Hoss git ter th'owin' off too much language, jes' ter git Brer
Bull Frog ter start off de Ginny chorus an' he bet Race Hoss won't heah
his own se'f talk.'"

Willis moved closer. "Was all of 'em sittin' together, Mammy?"

"Nor, dey wus fur nuf erpart fur bofe uv 'em ter keep der own crowd."

"Where did Brer Mule sit?" Mary Van remembered to ask.

"And where did Uncle Bell Weth'r take the sheep?" put in Willis.

"Brer Mule had bisnes' dat take 'im clean off'n de plantation, honey, an'
dat bisnes' keep 'im plum tell 'lection day's ov'r. Yas, Lawd, an' er
whole passel er yo' pa's frien's went wid him ter hope 'im ten' ter his

"Did Uncle Bell Weth'r and the sheep go, too?"

"Nor, son, dey jes' nachelly ain' got der mines sot yit, an' dey ain'
settin' wid one nur t'other. Dey huddl'd tergeth'r right b'twixt de two,
waitin' fur Unk Bell Weth'r ter ring de bell, den all uv 'em gwine move

"But youall keep er talkin' so much, Mist'r Race Hoss an' Bline Billy
gittin' wo' out settin' on dem stumps."

"Tell 'em to start, Mammy."

"Dey done start, baby. Bline Billy's ginny chorus jes' er pot'rackin' hard
es dey kin, 'caze Brer Bull Frog so full er jug-er-rum, dat he start 'em
off too soon. Cose de gooses turn loose soon es de ginnies give de fus

"Cap'n Goat tuk an' whisp'r ter Brer Turkey Buzz'rd ter go tell Jim Duck
fur de Lawd sake ter stop de fuss, so Jack Donkey kin speak, 'caze Mist'r
Race Hoss wus jes' er speakin' gran' an' gittin' way erhead; an' Cap'n
Goat settin' up dar pullin' his whisk'rs an' farely chawin' de een's off.
Fin'ly Brer Turkey Buzzard whisper ter Jim Puddle Duck, but Jim Duck
sorter deef an' he think Brer Buzzard say fur his fambly ter go he'p 'long
de fuss. So he go, he do, an' geth'r 'em up, an' Miss Screech Owel's
fokes, too, an' dey starts sich ernuth'r holl'rin' es nobody ain' nuv'r
heah befo' nur sense. Cap'n Goat try ter shout out er few wurds, but
nobody can' heah er wurd, so Mist'r Durham Cow raise his beller ter try
ter hope him, but dat done do no good. Den Mist'r Tom Cat see ef he kin
git in er wurd, but nobody wud know he wus talkin' les'n dey see his mouf

"Whoopee! Jack Donkey wus so mad, he hop up ter holler, too, but Mist'r
Wile Cat hidin' b'hime 'im, grabs 'im by de kiv'r an' tell 'im ter set
still tell dey holl'rs derse'fs out. He say, 'Den you kin speak atter
Mist'r Race Hoss gits all wo' out.' But nor suhree, dat 'vice ain' suitin'
Jack Donkey, an' whut's mo', he too hard haided ter lis'n enyhow, so he up
an' start ter holl'rin his 'He-haw, he-haw.'

"Whoopee! dat stop de fuss! Somebody 'gun ter holl'r: 'Bline Billy ain'
nobody but ole Jack Donkey!' All uv 'em say, 'De idee er Jack Donkey
puttin' hisse'f up ter be rul'r er de beastes.'

"Unk Bell Weth'r shake de bell, an' all de sheep flocks ter Mist'r Race
Hoss's side.

"Oh, I tell yer dar wusn't but er han'ful er fokes lef' on Jack's side."

"Why did Jack Donkey pull his cov'r off, Mammy?"

"He didn't hatt'r pull his kiv'r off, son, caze Jack call out his own
name--can't you tell er donkey whin you heahs him bray?"

At that moment a band and shouts of people were heard coming up the

"Lawsee! chillun! Less git down fum heah; I b'leef in m' soul Mist'r Race
Hoss done beat dis race sho' nuf."



"Look at that big old grape tree, Mammy Phyllis," said Mary Van, as she
ran beside the little boy gathering wild flowers in the woods back of the

"That's not a grape tree, Mary Van--it's a grape vine," corrected Willis.

"'Tain't, it's a tree, isn't it, Mammy?"

"It's a vine," he emphasized with a shake of her arm.

"Make him stop, he's knocking my flowers."

"Dey ain't no use youall 'sputin' 'bout Miss Wile Grape. Bofe uv yer's got
hit right. She uster be Miss Wile Grape Vine 'fo' she take an' marry ole
man Holl'r Tree. Now she call herse'f Miss Grape Vine Tree."

"Where's Old Man Holl'r Tree?"

"Yond'rs him,--standin' b'hime Miss Wile Grape. Dey's er heap er men fokes
hidin' b'hime der ole ladies in dis worl', too! Yas, suh! an' dey's er
heap uv 'ooman fokes dat act jes' like Miss Wile Grape done whin Mist'r
Wise Oak tell her long time ergo ter stop keepin' comp'ny wid Holl'r Tree.
Mist'r Wise Oak tell her Holl'r Tree ain' fit'n fur nuthin' but ter hide
possums in.

"She say, 'I doan keer ef he can't do nuthin', I kin make er livin' fur
bofe uv us, but I'm jes' bleeg ter have sumbody ter lean on.'

"He say, 'Doan git er long s' fas', Wile Grape; lay low fur er while, an'
'twon' be long 'fo' young Johnnie Live Oak'll reach out an' ax you ter
lean on him.'

"She say, 'No, I ain' gwine 'ginst Holl'r Tree jes' 'caze he's gettin' ole
an' ball.'

"Miss Crab Apple tell her, 'Dat's right, grab yer fus' chance, 'caze yer
ain' gwina git no mo'.' Dat hu't po' lit'le Wile Grape's feelin's, an' she
sorter wilt an' creep on de groun' tell Miss Bizzy Bee come an' tell her
Holl'r Tree say ef she doan come on, he gwine tumble ter pieces. Den she
lif' up her haid an' git Bob Win' ter take her up ter Holl'r Tree, an' she
bin dar ev'r sense, tryin' ter hide his ole ugly se'f; an' de wurser he
look, de mo' purty leaves an' grapes she try ter kiv'r ov'r him."

"What'd Miss Crab Apple say?" Mary Van wanted to hear the gossip.

"Nobody ain' lis'n ter whut she say, 'caze she so sour an' mean, ev'ybody
keep out'n her way."

Willis darted ahead. "Look, Mammy, look at the persimmons!" and he began
hurling stones towards the tree.

"Nobody doan want no green 'simmons, boy."

"They're not green, they're yellow," and another stone followed.

"Let dem 'simmons 'lone, I tell yer--dey ain' fit'n fur nothin', doan keer
ef dey is yaller. De fros' got ter fall on 'em 'fo' eb'n possums'll eat
'em." She added, under her breath, "Like dese heah sour fokes dat don't
nuv'r git sweet tell trub'le hit 'em."

"I don't care, I'm going to knock 'em down anyway."

"Ahah, you gwine be hard-haid'd jes' like 'Simmon Tree wus whin he wus er
lit'le hard-haid'd boy tree, an' his ma tell him ter stop sassyin' old

"Who did he sassy?" Willis looked with indecision at the stone in his

"I ain' gwine tell yer nuthin' tell yer th'ows dat rock down an' gits fur
nuf fum 'Simmon Tree ter keep him fum lis'nin' ter whut I says, 'caze he
'memb'rs long time ergo whin all de trees wus waitin' ter see which one
gwine have de fines' crap er chillun. Early hyah in de spring, 'fo' Jack
Fros' go ter see Miss White Snow, Dandy Lion come peepin' out; all de
trees bowin' an' swingin' derse'fs erbout axin' de news 'bout der chillun.
Dandy Lion say, 'Don't yer heah lit'le Weepin' Will'r cryin' an' holl'rin'
ov'r yond'r now?' Sho' nuf dar she wus tellin' her ma 'bout lit'le Maple
Tree an' all uv 'em pushin' her out fus' ter see ef Jack Fros' fixin' ter
pack his trunk."

The stone slid noiselessly from Willis's hand, while Phyllis led the way
beyond the green persimmons.

"Did Jack Frost bite little Willow Tree?"

"He don't bite 'em less'n dey gits hard-haid'd an' sassy him. But hyah
come lit'le Aspin, an' lit'le Sugar Maple, an' dey says Lit'le 'Simmon
Tree an' de res' uv de tree chillun is reddy ter come, soon es ole Unk'
Sun warm up de room fur 'em er lit'le. Bimeby, all uv 'em gits der haids
an' hands out, 'cep'n Pine Tree chile. Ev'ybody axin' Miss Vilet, an' Miss
Honey-suckle an' all uv 'em wharbouts Pine Tree chile wus at. Pres'ntly
ole Tall Pine say, he do: 'Jes' 'ten' ter yer own biznes', my boy know
whut he doin'. He ain' gwine come up hyah rippin' an' tar'in' 'roun', an'
den hatt'r stan' dar an' die in his tracks. Whin enny er my fambly comes
up in de woods, dey comes ter stay,' sez he: 'De res' er you all goes off
in de winter time, but me an' my fokes stays right hyah; darfo', I done
lernt my chillun ter git er good start 'fo' dey comes thu!'

"I tell yer, Pine Tree chile wus workin' hard ter tap wat'r so he kin keep
up wid de res' er de trees atter he jines de woods."

"How can he tap water?" interrupted Willis.

"Dey taps hit wid der roots. Sometimes er pine tree whut ain't no big'r'n
my han' is got roots fifteen foots long. An' I tell yer Pine Tree tellin'
de trufe, his boy know der fambly bleege ter have wat'r ter live on, an'
he ain't gwine take no stan' in dis woel he know he can't keep up wid. De
trees dey talks 'bout him mouty bad at fus', but he don't pay no 'tenshun
ter 'em, he jes' mine his own biznes', an' bimeby he git big 'nuf ter
look on de top uv all 'em."

"Did he look down on the top of Mist'r Wise Oak?" broke in Willis.

"Tall Pine so high an' straight hisse'f, he ain't thinkin' 'bout de top er
nobody's haid. He know Mist'r Wise Oak's de big'es' man on Tinker Knob an'
he proud ter keep comp'ny wid him."

"Who was running against Wise Oak?" the race for mayor still lingering in
his mind.

"Well, son, dar wus er heap uv 'em dat want ter git in, but dey can't git
nobody ter put 'em up. Lombody Poplar ax Holl'r Tree ter put him up, but
Holl'r Tree tell him ter look at hisse'f, an' see how fokes 'ud t'ar him
ter pieces. He say he dunno howcum.

"Holl'r Tree say, 'Whut's you done ter make fokes vote fur you? You doan
give no fruit, an' you too stingy ter eb'n stretch yer arms out an' make
shade fur ennybody.'

"Lombody say, 'Yer doan want me ter spile m' shape does yer?'

"Holl'r Tree say, 'Dat's hit. You thinks too much 'bout yer own se'f ter
serve de woods.' But I ain' got time ter tell yer all whut de trees talks
erbout. I jes' wanter tell yer 'bout whut Mist'r bad 'Simmon Tree got.

"Whin he wus er lit'le boy tree, he all de time bein' hard-haided an'
makin' fusses twixt de trees er de beastes er enybody dat 'ud lis'n ter
him. His ma whoop him er heap 'bout tellin' tales, an' meddlin' in fokes'
'fars, but ev'y time Bob Win' come thu de woods 'Simmon Tree'd lean way
down ter de groun' totin' tales ter sumbody. One time Mist'r Brindle Cow
come walkin' long thu de woods, huntin' fur some nice lit'le chaws er
wile flow'rs, an' 'Simmon Tree hol'r fur him ter come set down an' talk
ter him. Mister Brindle say he ain' got no time ter fool wid chillun. Wid
dat 'Simmon Tree holl'r back: 'Yer bet'r take time, 'caze ev'y body know
you done bin runn'd out'n de pastur'.' Whoopee! Mist'r Brindle Cow give er
jump an' lan' hisse'f 'pon top er dat sassy little tree, an' I tell yer he
nuv'r lef' dar tell he had tromp 'Simmon Tree clean down ter de groun'.
Den he curl his tail in de air an' go bellerin' back ter de pastur'.

"'Simmon Tree sorter raise up one fing'r, den he lif' his haid up er
lit'le bit, but he hurt so bad near 'bout his foots dat he cry an' beg
sumbody ter please hope him up.

"Jes' den Mist'r Man an' his lit'le boy come ridin' thu dar on Miss Race
Hoss. Mist'r Man stop, he do, an' say, 'Look at dat nice lit'le 'Simmon
Tree sumbody done tromp'd down. I'm gwine tie hit up an' give hit er
chanct,' sez he. So him an' de lit'le boy liftes hit up, an' 'Simmon Tree
holl'r, 'Oh! Lawdy! yer's killin' me,' but dey ties him up an' put sticks
up 'ginst him ter keep him fum fallin' down, an' 'tain' long 'fo' de hu't
part wus kur'd tergeth'r fine, an', by de time he wus grow'd up, nobody
cud tell he ev'r wus er bad lit'le boy dat mos' got kilt by his badness.
Oh, he wus er starchy lookin' tree I tell yer. Look like he wus de fines'
lookin' uv all de tree chillun."

"One day Bob Win' put on his fine linnin duster an' he come er projeckin'
an' frolickin' 'roun' de Reed gals down in de Cane Break. Dey has er heap
er fun, I tell yer. Bob allus crackin' his jokes ter 'em tell dey mos'
die fallin' 'ginst one nuth'r laffin'.

"'Simmon Tree git so mad 'caze he can't fly 'roun' an' projeck wid de gals
like Bob, dat he 'fuse ter speak ter Bob's howdy. Bob he sorter laf an'
flutt'r 'Simmon Tree's leaves back'ards. 'Simmon Tree git mad es fire den,
an' he tell him ter 'clar out!'

"He say, 'You does er heap er braggin' an' blusterin' in dese parts Bob
Win', but I ain' nuv'r seed nuthin' in yer but bad mann'rs.'

"Bob say, 'I see yer done forgit de les'n Brer Brindle Cow learnt yer whin
you wus lit'le.'

"'Simmon Tree say, 'I ain' skeer'd er all de Mist'r Cows in de pastur',
an' you th'ow'd in ter boot. You ain' nuthin' but er win' bag ennyhow.'

"Bob Win' say, 'Git reddy, suh, we gwine proof whose de bes' man 'fo'

"Bob go ax his pa, ole man Harricane, ter loan him his cyarpet bag, he
tell him he want ter take sum fightin' close 'long on er trip he gwine on
thu de woods. Ole Kerlum-bang Thunder say he gwine 'long ter see de fun.
Po'-Down Rain say he gwine too, but Bob tell 'em he doan want nobody ter
hope him.

"Po'-Down Rain says he ain' gwine hope nobody, he say, 'Mist'r Wise Oak
sont fur me er mont' ergo, an' I ain' had time ter go yit, but I'm gwine
now, 'caze I wants ter see you whin you tu'ns yose'f loose.'

"Ole Kerlum-bang Thund'r say, 'I ain' gwine hu't nobody, I'm jes' gwina
shoot off er few fier wurks, an' rat'le 'roun' er lit'le.'

"Bob see he can' do nuthin' wid 'em, so he start off. Fus' he come sorter
sof' whrrrrrrrr, whuuuuuuuu. All de trees lafs an' howdy's ter one nuth'r
'cep' 'Simmon Tree. He 'fuse ter russ'le so much es er leaf. Bob come
Brrrrrrrrr, sorter strong like, de leaves on de groun' try ter hop up an'
cap'r wid dem on de trees, an' de Reed gals wus jes' laffin' an' th'owin'
derse'fs erbout scand'lous. 'Simmon Tree ain' flutt'r er leaf, 'cep'n whin
he bleeg'd ter. Bob Win' come Brrrrrrrr, Whrrrrrrrr, Brrrrr, Brrrrrrrr,
Whrrrrrr, Zuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzzzzzzzzzz, whoopee! I tell yer he's
comin' now! He rip an' t'ar, he do, ringin' an' twistin' ev'ything dat
gits in his way. Ole Kerlum-bang Thunder give er clap an' tetch off er
fier crack'r dat skeer de Cane Break fokes mouty nigh ter death. Po'-Down
Rain come right 'long b'hime him. He wet dem woods mouty nigh ter flood
times. Ole Kerlum-bang drop his chunk er fier on a passel er big
fier-crackers, an'--"

"And Roman candles, and sky rockets!" added Willis.

"Yas, an' de fus' thing you knows Bob Win' had done swep' up dat groun'
b'fo' him clean es yo' ma's parler floor. He step up ter 'Simmon Tree an'
ax him ef he got ennything ter take back.

"'Simmon Tree say, 'I done tole yer I ain' gwina pass wurds wid no sich er
blow hard es you is.'

"Bob Win' grab him 'roun 'de trunk, he do, an' give er good twis' on his
haid, but dat nuv'r done no harm, an' 'Simmon Tree hit him back es good es
he sen'. Bob take him by de arms an' twis' wid all his might, but 'Simmon
Tree laff in his face, an' twis' back at him. Den Bob give er runnin'
jump an' wrop hisse'f 'long 'bout 'Simmon's foots. Well, suh, dat een' de
fight. Bob hit him in de weak part, an' 'Simmon Tree broke an' come,
kerblum', an' splint'r'd hisse'f all ov'r de groun'."

"Mammy, I thought you said Mister Man cured him, so he was bigger and
stronger than all of the rest?" Mary Van had a good memory but Phyllis was
ever ready to answer the interruption.

"Aha, aha, you 'members dat does yer? An' dat's jes' whut he wus--mo'
finer'n all uv 'em 'cep'n in dat weak place his hard haid make, whin he
wus er lit'le bit'r tree. An' er gal er boy"--she looked earnestly into
each face--"kin be sassy an' hard-haid'd whin dey's lit'le, an' whin dey
gits grow'd up an' 'gins ter rass'lin' wid triberlations, de ve'y fus'
fight dey gits in, dat weak bad, hard-haided place gwine give way fus',
an' dey'll splinter all ter pieces jes' like 'Simmon Tree done."

"Can Bob Wind whip all the trees?"

"He sho' kin, son, dat is, enny uv 'em dat's so big'rty an' hard-haid'd
dey can't lis'n ter nobody. I tell yer dar's er plenty er Bob Win's ter
whoop all de biggerty hard-haids 'mongst de men fokes, too."

"I bet there isn't any Bob Wind that can whip my papa."

"No, my Lawd, dat dey ain't," she laughed softly, then added: "Howcum you
reck'n yo' pa come ter be sich er big man?" she stopped to hear his

"Cause he's my papa," defended the child.

"'Tain't no sich er thing. Plenty fokes gots papa's 'sides you. Hit's
'caze he got de bignes' ter mine whut his ole lady say ter him ev'y onct
in erwhile. Come 'long, we ain' gwine git er Lawd's bit er dinn'r ef we
doan git out er dese hyah woods."



"Mammy, less go up to Jim Weed's house, he's going to give me one of his
buzzard eggs." Willis was halfway to the gate.

"Come back hyah, boy,--I ain' gwine stirry er step fum dis hyah tree tell
I churns dis milk fur Kitty, an' ennyhow yond'r come comp'ny ter see yer,"
she nodded towards Mary Van, who was tip-toeing to unfasten the gate.

"'Tain't anybody but Mary Van, and she can go, too."

"Where, Willis?" and the little girl ran past him to the joggling board[1]
near Phyllis; "Put me up, Mammy!"

    [1] Joggling-board.--A long, springy board about three feet from the
    ground, made fast at each end, and so arranged that children may jump
    up and down, or joggle on it.

Phyllis dropped the churn top in place and went to the assistance of Mary
Van. "Come on, son," she called over her shoulder, "an' let dem buzzard
aigs hatch right whar dey is, 'caze de Lawd knows dey's in de right nes'."

"Jim Weed's er nice boy," resented Willis, refusing to come.

"He ain' nuthin' but po' white trash." She stood with her arms akimbo,
waiting to lift him beside Mary Van. "Come on, an' hole Ma'y Van's han' so
bofe uv yer kin stay on de bo'rd whin yer joggles."

"He's not poor white trash," exclaimed Willis hotly, "he's got a pigeon
house, and a dog house, and a bird house, and a--"

"I doan keer how minny houses he got, an' I doan keer how much money he
got neeth'r--he ain' nuthin' in dis woel but po' trash," she announced
with a sweeping bow, then added to Mary Van, as she returned to the churn:
"Set down on de bo'rd, honey, tell Willis git reddy ter stan' up an' jump
wid you. He bleege ter cool off er while, fus', 'cose he know trashy fokes
got ter keep on bein' trashy, jes' like he know dat buzzard aig bleege ter
hatch out er buzzard; doan keer ef you puts hit in Lilly Dove's nes' er
way up yond'r in Jedge Eagle's nes', hit's boun' ter be er buzzard dat
pips dat aig shell."

Swishing the dasher up and down in the churn, she continued addressing
herself to Mary Van.

"Yas, Lawd, yer orter heah ole man Turkey Buzzard tell 'bout whin his boy,
Big Eye, turn hisse'f ter er eagle. Big Eye tell his pa he ti'ed
soshatin' wid de low down buzzards dat lives on Dead Man's Mountain, an'
he done make up his min' ter greeze his feath'rs an' shave de top er his
haid like de ball eagle, an' move ov'r ter Tinker Knob whar de fus' class
birds lives at."

"Mammy, I thought buzzards were bald anyhow," said Willis coming a step or
two nearer.

"'Cose dey bin ball ev'r sense Big Eye shave his haid.

"His pa say, 'Doan yer know soon es fokes heahs yer name, dey kin p'int
out yer fambly?'

"He tell his pa he gwine change his name ter Mist'r Mount'n Fowel, an'
tell de fokes he's kin ter Jedge Eagle's fambly, so he kin git vit'd ter
de fine parties.

"His pa say, 'Fokes kin tell yo' buzzard lope' soon es you starts ter

"He say he ain' gwine dance no 'buzzard lope,' dat he gwine 'cut de pigeon

"His ma ax him, 'Whatchu gwine do 'bout marryin' yo' cousin Ashy Car'on

"He say he done fergit all 'bout dat ole black, warty head'd crow, dat he
gwine marry Miss Tishy Peafowel.

"His pa tell him he dunno nuthin' tall erbout dis new fangled way er
doin', dat he allus heahs de ole fokes say birds bett'r stick ter der own

"He stan' up an' sass his pa scan'lous, an' say jes' 'caze his fambly wus
buzzards, dat ain' no rees'n fur him ter be one. He say he mo' finer
lookin' dan dem. 'In fack,' sez he, 'I'm jes' like dem Eagle boys, an' I'm
gwine pass off fur one de fambly, too.'

"Ole lady Buzzard cry an' beg him ter stay at home; she say ef he jes'
make er man er hisse'f, he kin be de bigges' buzzard on Dead Man.

"He pat his ma on de back, an' laf' sorter gran' like an' say, ''Ooman
fokes am' got 'nuf sense ter 'vise in men fokes 'fars.' Den he flop his
wings an' come flyin' 'zackly like dem Eagle boys flies.

"Whin de birds on Tink'r seed him comin', dey 'gun ter pass jedgement
'bout who hit mout be. Sum says hit's one, sum says hit's ernuth'r, but
all uv 'em says one thing dey knows fur sartin an' sho,--'Tain' no ole

Willis had come slowly, step by step, until he had climbed up by Mary Van,
on the joggling board.

"Big Eye Buzzard sorter circle 'roun' lookin' fur er good place ter
light. Bimeby, he see Doct'r Peckerwood lancin' er bile on one dese tall
Pine trees, an' he start circlin' 'roun' de Pine tree. Atter while heah he
come an' light on de ve'y top'es lim'. Doct'r Peckerwood howdy sorter
short ter him, 'caze he bizzy tryin' ter keep de Pine tree fum moanin'
ov'r de bile, but er lit'le thing like dat doan both'r Big Eye, he up an'
spon', 'I'm feelin' poly m'se'f, an' I stop ter git sum med'cine, an' ax
Mist'r Tall Pine ef he kin spar' me er room.'

"Doct'r Peckerwood ax him wharbouts he hu't, an' wharbouts he come fum,
an' what's his name, an' whut he bin eatin'? Yer see Doct'r Peckerwood
want ter git sum news 'long wid de symptoms.

"Big Eye say, 'I'm tendin' ter sum biznes' fur m' Unkle Jedge Eagle, an' I
ain' eat nuthin' sense I lef' Mill Mount'in, whar de Eagleses lives at.'

"Doct'r Peck'rwood say, 'Surt'n'ly he heah fokes tell 'bout de great Jedge
Eagle, an' fur him ter stay right dar tell he git good an' well, 'caze he
know Mist'r Pine Tree ain' nuv'r had one er de Eagle fambly at his house

"Tall Pine say, 'I'm pow'ful po'ly m'sef, but hit 'ud make me proud ef yer
kin make yerse'f comf'bul, an' stay.'

"Oh, I tell yer, dem Tree Frogs an' Lizzarts 'buse Mist'r Mount'in Fowel
scan'lous. Dey sez he keep 'em runnin' ev'y which er way all de time, an'
he ain' give 'em so much es er ole par er shoes.

"Doct'r Peck'rwood g'long ov'r ter Miss Chicken Hawkes's ter give one de
chillun er dost er cast'r oil, an' he tell 'em dat de gentmun dey seed
wus Mist'r Mount'in Fowel, an' he wus kin ter Jedge Eagle. An' Polly
Parret wus spindin' de day wid Miss Chickin Hawk dat day, an' whin de
Doct'r g'long off, An' Polly make Miss Chicken Hawk fix up er nice chickin
fur her ter car'y up ter Big Eye. Miss Chickin Hawk want one er her gals
ter take de chickin, but An' Polly say dey too young ter be projickin'
'roun' whar gentmuns is at, but hit doan make no diffunce 'bout er ole
maid like her. Well, she car'd de chickin, an' she brung back de
news.--Big Eye stuff her so full, dat she can' hardly fly wid hit. She
come ter Miss Magpie's house, an' I tell yer dey wus jes' waitin' fur her.
Dey runs out ter meet her, an' she bile ov'r 'fo' she git in de house, an'
'fo' she git plum th'u, dem Magpie gals had done put on der fine close,
an' wus totin' dat news 'roun' like er gun wus b'hime 'em. Fokes sont him
fine vit'als ter eat, an' say soon es he git so es ter be erbout, dey
gwine 'vite him ter some parties.

"All dis time, Big Eye settin' up on dat lim' gorgin' hisse'f wid der fine
vit'als, an' mos' killin' hisse'f laffin' 'bout how fokes loves ter be
fool'd. He know hits 'bout time fur him ter be gittin' well, an' he set
an' studdy how he gwine git de money ter keep up wid de hifalutin' a'rs
dese fine fokes puts on. Long 'bout dat time, Sis' Cow's cousin take an'
die. Dey keeps her out er day er two, 'caze dey fixin' ter have er fine
fun'al. Big Eye git well soon es he heah 'bout dat dead cow. He flop his
wings an' fly back ter Dead Man's Mount'in, an' tell de buzzards he got er
fine piece er meat ter sell 'em cheap. Dey barg'ins right den an' dar
fur all de dead an'mals on Tink'r, an' Big Eye sign de corntrack part,
ef dey promise dey nuv'r is ter come on Tink'r ter git 'em, 'cep'n on de
dark er de moon."


"Let 'em come in the daytime, Mammy, they can't see in the dark,"
suggested Willis.

"Big Eye know dey'd run him clean off'n Tinker Knob ef dem fokes see he
git his livin' off'n der mis'ry. Nex' day hyah he come flyin' back wid er
big bunch er fun'al flow'rs wid ribbin streamers flyin' ev'y which er way.
Fokes wint ter de fun'al jes' ter see de flow'rs. Ev'ybody talkin' 'bout
de gran'nes' er Mist'r Mount'in Fowel, an' how he 'tend all de berryin's,
doan keer who 'tis. An' bimeby he git ax'd ter be er pawl b'arer ter all
uv 'em.

"Miss Chickin Hawk give er party long 'bout den, an' Big Eye he act mouty
nice ter her gals, tell Mist'r Turkey Gobl'r 'vite him ter his house, den
he fergit he ev'r heah tell er de Chicken Hawkeses. He runnin' ev'y minite
ter Mist'r Turkey Gobl'rs house, makin' like he wus dancin' 'tendance on
Mandy Gobl'r, an' all he wanter do is ter git er peep at Tishy Peafowel
dat live nex' do'. Oh, I tell yer he talk purty talk ter Mandy, but he
cas' dem sheep eyes at Tish. Bimeby, Mandy, she pass Big Eye de
'quaintance uv Tishy ov'r de fence, an' hit 'tain't long 'fo' Big Eye gits
er invite ov'r ter Majer Peafowel's. Whin dat hap'n, hit look like he done
fergit wharbouts Mandy live, an' po' Mandy she look out de wind'r an' see
Big Eye an' Tishy sashain' in de yard, lovin' harder'n er mule kin kick.

"Majer Peafowel say he want Tishy ter mar'y Johnny Squinch Owel, 'caze
he's de bigges' lawyer on Tinker. But Tishy say he too ugly ter look at,
let lone ter mar'y.

"Johnny Squinch ain' sayin' nuthin', he jes' keepin' er lookout fur Big
Eye. He see Big Eye go out sumwhars ev'y dark er de moon, an' he low he
gwine fol'r 'im an' see whut he do. 'Caze yer knows de dark'r hit gits, de
bet'rer Squinch Owels kin see."

"How can he see in the dark?"

"I dunno how 'tis, Ma'y Van, but de Lawd fixes owels eyes so dey kin 'ten'
ter der night biznes', an' whin fokes gits ter lovin' an' gits in er tight
place like Johnny Squinch wus, de Lawd fixes der eyes so dey kin see th'u
de dark an' ev'y which er way, too. One night on de dark er de moon, Big
Eye start out ter meet de buzzards. He got fo' hosses, an' two cows, an'
er pass'l er birds. Big Eye, he wus jes' er takin' in de money I tell
yer. He can't see hit, but he kin feel uv hit, an' he know dey darsn't ter
cheat him. But Johnny Squinch settin' up on er lim' jes' ov'r his
haid,--he kin count de money, yassuh, ev'y cent uv hit, too. Dey ain' no
eyes kin see like Johnny Squinch's, 'speshally whin dey's lovin'. De nex'
day, Majer Peafowel fly up ter Pine Tree Holl'r ter see Mist'r Mount'in
Fowel 'bout whut Johnny tell him."

"Mammy, could Major Peafowl fly up to the top of Mister Tall Pine?" asked
Mary Van in amazement.

"Who sed he fly up ter de top? I sed he wint up ter de Pine Tree Holl'r.
De Majer ain' gwine bus' in nobody's room les'n he sen' his cyard up
fus',--an' how you know dey ain' got one dem ellumvat'rs like de new hotel

"Oh!" apologetically, she exclaimed.

Phyllis continued, "Whin de Majer ax him 'bout las' night's biznes', Big
Eye look him straight in de eye an' bus' out laffin', like hit wus de bes'
joke he ev'r heah. He say he wush ter de Lawd he had er know'd Johnny
Squinch wus dar, 'caze he nuv'r wud er bin helt up by dem night rob'rs. He
tell him, 'cose he wus countin' money, but hit wus de money de Jedge give
'im, an' he say he bleege ter count hit out fur de rob'rs, 'caze dey belt
er pist'l in his ribs.

"De Majer brung de news home ter Tishy, an' she say Johnny jes' tellin'
tales on Mount'in Fowel, but Johnny tell her Mount'in Fowel ain' nuthin'
but er big ole low down buzzard, an' he gwine proof hit ter her.

"De Majer say ef Mount'in Fowel dealin' in car'on, howcum hit dat de od'r
er his biznes' ain' stickin' ter him, dat he allus mighty sweet wid
colone whin he come ter der house.

"Johnny say he too smart ter tech hit hisse'f, dat he set way off fum hit
an' jes' tetches de money.

"Majer dunno which ter b'leef. Tishy car'in on so, busin' one an' lovin'
t'other, dat he make up his mine he gwine lay er trap an' see ef Big Eye
'ud fall in hit. Long 'bout dis time, Big Eye 'gun ter long fur de vit'als
he bin rais'd on, an' ev'y time he set an' sell dem dead an'mals ter de
buzzards, his mouf dribble so dat he 'termine he gwine tas'e er lit'le ef
hit kills him. He done hit too, an' whut's mo' hit tas'e so good, he tas'e
hit ergin, an' whut's mo' en dat, he slip out ev'y night an' take er good
bate er car'on. Fus' thing yer know, his colone nur his fine doin's
neeth'r can' hide dat sumthin' wus pow'ful wrong wid him. Tishy jes' cry
an' cry, an' say she doan see nuthin' wrong wid him, dat hits jes'
ev'ybody jellus uv 'im. Oh, she tuk on pow'ful. Johnny Squinch an' Brer
Brindle Cow dey confabs er while jes 'fo' de moon git dark ergin, an' de
upshot uv hit wus dat Brer Brindle g'long ter de fur een' er de pastur'
an' drap hisse'f down like he done fell dead. Den he lay dar. Big Eye seen
him whin he fall, an' hit look like ter him dark nuv'r wud come. Johnny
an' de Majer settin' b'hime de fence waitin' ter see whut gwine hap'n."

"What did happen, Mammy Phyllis?" asked Mary Van.

"Hit hap'n dat Big Eye's _buzzard-side_ grow'd fast'r dan his
hifalutin'-side, fur 'fo' dark come, he put out ter git some nice lit'le
pickin's off'n Brer Brindle, 'fo' de fun'l."

"Did Johnny and the Major catch him?" asked Willis.

"Ketch him, boy? You jes' orter seed Big Eye whin Brer Brindle rise up an'
say: '_cl'ar out_,' an' he cl'ar clean out too, fur nobody ain' nuv'r seed
er buzzard on Tinker Knob sense.

"Lawsee, Johnny Squinch's lawyer sense done hit. He say, 'jes watch whar
de car'on lays at, ef you tryin' ter ketch er buzzard.'" Then turning a
warning look to Willis, "An' you 'mem'r no buzzard ev'r turn hisse'f ter
er Eagle in dis woel; an' you let dat Weed boy an' his buzzard aigs
erlone, yer heah me?"

"Yes'm," he answered meekly, then forgetful of Mary Van, he jumped
suddenly from the joggling board and asked, "What did Tishy do?"

Mary Van fell off. Phyllis hurried to see if she was hurt, and replied, as
she put her dress to rights, "Tishy was upsot, jes' like Ma'y Van is now,
'cep'in mo' so."



"Mammy, look at Tishy Peafowl in Mary Van's yard." Willis pointed across
the street to a peacock in full expression of his feathered pride.

Phyllis went to the window and exclaimed, "You sho'ly ain' callin' Majer
Peafowl, dat ugly ole Tishy?"

"You said Tishy was fine and pretty," reminded Mary Van.

"She wus, tell Mist'r Mount'in Fowel tu'n out ter be nobody but er ole low
down buzzard. I tell yer dat gal act so scand'lous dat all her purty
feath'rs start ter drappin' out, 'caze she act so ugly on de inside, dey
wusn't nuthin' ter hole de purty on de outside."

"Did all her pretty feathers drop out sho' nuf?" asked the little girl,
much concerned.

"Dey ain' all drap out yit, 'caze she ain' loss all her inside purty yit."

"What's Major Peafowel doing?"

"He jes' stan'in' up dar watchin' dat fier on Tinker, an' wushin' hit 'ud
bu'n up Lilly Dove's house."

Immediately the children became interested in watching the forest fire
which enveloped a part of Tinker Knob.

"Did Lilly's house burn down?" asked Mary Van with feeling.

"Bu'n up er holy Ghos' bird's house?" exclaimed Phyllis. "Why, gal, dat's
de bird de Holy Ghos' sen's, an' exsen's 'pon, whinsomev'r hit come down
'pon de earf! Jes' like Jay burds is Satan's burds,--fokes says dey goes
ter de Bad Place ev'y Friday night, an' I 'speck dey sees er heap er fokes
useter live heah too."

"Mammy, I'm skeered God don't know the mountain's on fire," said Willis

"Go off, boy, de Lawd ain' needin' you ter hope him 'ten' ter His
biznes'--now ef dat wus er Jay burd, hit wud er bin burnt clean up, but
bein's hit's er Holy Ghos' dove, dat hope ole man Noah ter lan' de Ark, de
Lawd ain' gwine let her swing er feath'r. Dis hyah ain' de fus' time Lilly
Dove put her trus' in de Lawd. Dat hit 'tain't," as she took from the
floor the book of Robin Redbreast, "an' dis hyah Cock Robin," placing her
finger on the picture, "is de ve'y man dat start all de fracus."

"Didn't Robin like Lilly Dove?" Willis left the window to look at the

"Him an' Ginny Wren near 'bout foolish 'bout Lilly Dove--dat's howcum
Tishy Peafowel ter tu'n 'ginst Lilly like she done."

Mary Van went over to Willis, and together they spread the book upon the
floor where the gay-colored pictures of the birds accentuated the
feathered characters of Phyllis's mind.

"Tishy Peafowel nev'r wud er got so mean, ef An' Polly Parrit had er mine
her own biznes',--'stid er dat, An' Polly ax Cock Robin whut ail Tishy
feath'rs. Robin tell her Tishy ain' got no sense, dat ef she had much
sense es Lilly Dove got, she nuv'r wud er bin in de fix she in
now.--Whoopee! dat start de fracus.

"An' Polly start right fum dar an' spen' de day wid ev'rybody in de
woods--she mixin' de 'pinions fokes got er Tishy an' Lilly. Atter she git
bustin' full er news, hyah she come ter spen' de day wid Tishy. Whin ole
Lady Peafowel see An' Polly take off her bonnet ter spen' de day, she run
an' git out de bes' china, an' she tell de cook ter have fried chick'n fur
din'r 'caze she know An' Polly gwine tell all erbout whut dey eats ter de
nex' place she go."

She paused to lift a table near the window, when Willis called from the

"Mammy, don't let Aunt Polly have fried chicken for dinner."

"You sho'ly done los' yo' senses, boy. Ole lady Peafowel jes' es skeered
er An' Polly es yo' ma is er Miss Tilly Totenews.--'Cose she gwine have
fried chick'n an' mo' b'sides,--an' she doan let none de chillun do no
talkin' whar An' Polly's at neeth'r," she giggled.

The children needed no further description of Aunt Polly, for they knew a
visit from Miss Tilly meant their banishment, as well as the strictest
injunction to yea, yea, nay, nay, whenever they chanced to meet her.

"Yas, suh," she unfolded her quilt pieces and prepared to assort them on
the table, "An' Polly talk er nuf wurds ter Tishy dat day ter set her plum
on fier wid madnes'. Yer see mos' all Tishy's purty feath'rs wus out, an'
dem whut's lef wus right loose an' straggly, an' dat make Tishy wusser.
Yer see trubble done make Tishy so sour an' mean dat she hate ev'rybody
dat's purty'r'n her--an' she hate Lilly wusser en all uv 'em, 'caze Lilly
wus so kine, an' treat fokes so sweet, dat ev'rybody jes' nachelly love

"Long 'bout dis time, de church fixin' ter have er sociable. Dey gwine
have speakin' pieces, an' singin' jes' like fokes has. John Mockin'bird,
he de haid man. 'Cose John wus lovin' Lilly, an' 'cose he want Lilly ter
sing er chune er do sump'in, but Lilly say she bleege ter him fur axin'
her, but de Lawd nuv'r make her ter sing like Laura Nightingale, an'
'tain' no use er her tryin' ter do hit. I tell yer Lilly had er heap er
sense--an' er heap er beaux, too; dar wus John Mockin'bird, an' Tom Jay
Bird, an' Bob White, an' mo' b'sides. But she ain' keer nuthin' fur none
uv 'em 'cep'in' John."

"Mammy, did Lilly Dove know Tom Jay Bird went to the Bad Place every
Friday night?" Willis went over and stood by the table.

"Cose she heah tell erbout hit, 'caze An' Polly Parrit done spen' de day
wid her on de subjec', but Lilly, she sot right still tell An' Polly git
th'u busin' him, an' callin' him low down gambl'r--den Lilly she up an'
ax, 'An' Polly does you recoleck whin you wus shet up in dat cage up at
Mist'r Man's house?' An' Polly say she nuv'r is ter fergit hit. Lilly say,
'Does yer 'memb'r whin Tom Jay ust'r fotch yer all dem fat wurms?' An'
Polly say she know Tom's er good feller, but she jes' tellin' whut _fokes

"Yas, suh, Tom wus er good feller, but we got ter git back ter de
sociable, er dem fokes git ti'ed er waitin'."

Willis's foot accidentally upset the quilt basket. "Take yer foot out'n
Mammy's bask't, an' g'long back an' look at de pictur's wid Ma'y Van."

"No, I won't--I'm tired sitting down on the floor."

"Dat's jes' de way Tishy Peafowel talk whin her ma beg her ter stay at
home wid dem loose straggly feath'rs er he'rn, but Tishy say, 'No, I
won't,' jes' like you talks ter me sometimes. Jes' den one her purty
feath'rs drap out."

"Well, Mammy, I do want to stand up," he added apologetically, "and we've
looked at all the pictures in that book."

She found another book of birds which she opened on the table.

"Hyah, stan' up an' look at dese,--dar's Tishy de ve'y fus' one."

Mary Van was soon beside him:

"Ain't Tishy pretty, Mammy Phyllis?" she said.

"She sho' wus sumthin' ter look at 'fo' Big Eye Buzzard come erlong. An'
Tishy wus er good gal, too, but she nuv'r had nuf 'ligion ter stan'

"Did her mama let her go down town?"

"Tishy done got so mean, her ma can' do nuthin' wid her. She tell her ma
she gwine ter see how John Mockin'bird gittin' 'long wid de sociable." She
added with a confidential air: "Tishy want ter act in de sociable, an' she
wanter give John er chanct ter ax her.

"Oh, I tell yer John have er heap er trubble wid de diffunt kine er fokes
ov'r dat sociable. Dar wus de Sparrer fambly dat yer can' keep out no way
yer fixes hit, dey'll eb'n git ter parties whar nobody don't want 'em an'
den act like dey wus de bigges' fokes ax'd."

"How, Mammy?" Mary Van thought of her own birthday party where she had
excluded Jim Weed.

"Oh, dey does like Miss Bizzy Sparrer done Lilly Dove whin she give er
party one time. Miss Bizzy meet Lilly in de poplar tree an' say:

"'I heah yer 'bout ter give er party, Miss Lilly, an' I jes' wanter ax yer
ef we got enything yer kin use?'

"Lilly, she thank her an' tu'n de subjec', but Bizzy she git back on ter
hit ergin an' say:

"'Ain't dey sumpin' I kin do? Lemme hope yer.'

"Lilly say she doan need nobody ter do nuthin', but she kin come ter de
party ef she's er mine ter.

"An' Bizzy come, too, an' whut's mo', her bruth'r hafter come ter bring
her, an' whut's mo'en dat, her sist'r can't stay at home by herse'f. Yas,
Lawd, an' 'fo' enybody know how dey got dar, de place wus right full er

"Mammy, did John ask Tishy to act in the sociable?" began Willis.

"I'm gwine tell yer now 'bout whin she start ter see John, she come up wid
An' Polly. She ax An' Polly ef she know wharbouts John is. An' Polly say,
John gone clean ov'r ter de Peaks er Otter ter git some flow'rs fer Lilly
ter w'ar ter de sociable.

"Tishy say, 'Yas, I speck Lilly Dove gwine be tryin' ter do all de singin'
an' de speakin', too.'

"An' Polly say, ''Cose John gwine sing wid her ter keep fokes fum
laffin'.' Tishy git so mad 'caze she can't see John dat she flounce
herse'f roun' right in An' Polly's face an' strut herse'f home,--an' her
purty feath'rs drap out all 'long de road. Dat night at de sociable,
Lilly, she come wid John, an' I tell yer, man, she look purty, too, wid
dem gran' flow'rs John fotch her. John he so proud he mos' bustin'. He
take an' strut all roun' wid Lilly hangin' on his arm, an' all de fokes
talkin' 'bout how fine dey looks. Bimeby, hyah come Tishy wid Jack Sparrer

"Wasn't Jack Sparrow too little for Tishy Peafowel?" appealed Mary Van.

"'Cose he wus, but yer see Tishy done loss her chusin', an' she got ter
take whut she kin git.--Jack Sparrer doan wanter go wid her neeth'r, but
yer see Tishy wus so fus' class dat Jack ax her, so he kin mix wid de
hifalutin' fokes. Dem sparrers er sight, I tell yer," she mused.

"Go on, Mammy," Willis shook the book.

"Well, whin Lilly see Tishy look so pitiful long side er Jack Sparrer, she
go right straight an' walk 'long side er her, 'caze ev'ybody laffin' at

"Lilly ain' talk ter Tishy long, 'fo' she fine out Tishy want ter sing er
chune. Lilly she go an' tell John:

"'Yer mus' ax Tishy ter sing.'

"John say, 'I'm too bizzy ter fool wid Tishy.'

"Lilly coo sof' an' ax', 'Please, John.'

"John say, 'All right.'

"Oh, I tell yer, John sing ev'rybody's chune wid 'em. He so happy he can'
keep his mouf shet. Jes' den he 'nounce dat Miss Tishy Peafowel gwine
sing. Ev'rybody feel like shettin' der eyes whin dat straggly fe'th'r
Tishy walk up ter de pianny. She 'nounce, she do:

"'I ain' sot er chune sense I got well, but ef youall's bleege ter hyah
me, I'll do m' bes'.'

"Mussy gracious! de fokes hatt'r hole on ter der ye'rs,--"

"Why, Mammy?"

At that moment, the peafowl in Mary Van's yard uttered a piercing screech.

"Dat's de rees'n," she answered. "Peafowel's bin singin' jes' dat erway
sense den. Whoopee, whin Tishy see fokes stoppin' up der ye'rs, she fling
herse'f 'roun' an' grab John Mockin'bird by de arm an' walk clean out'n de
meetin' house."

"Was her feath'rs dropping out, too?" reminded Mary Van.

"Dat dey wus, she scatter 'em ev'ywhar she go. Whin she git John out in
de dark, she flounce 'roun' an' say: 'You ain' sich er big sumbody, John
Mockin'bird! Lilly Dove say she jes' 'spise you an' yo' ugly ole
flow'rs--dat she wush ter de Lawd she had er nice gent'mun like Mist'r
Jack Sparrer ter car'y her home ternight. She say she jes' plum sick er
you.' John look at Tishy, tryin' ter make out whut she say, den he sorter
puff out his chist an' strut back in de meetin'."

"Didn't he know Tishy was mean an bad?" asked Willis.

"How he gwine know, son? Tishy wus mouty fus' class 'fo' Big Eye come
eroun'. Howsomev'r, whin him an' Tishy go back in de meetin' house, Tishy
had done los' ev'y one er her purty feath'rs, an' she wusn't nuthin' but
er ugly ole brown Peahen!--an' she bin ugly ev'r sense, 'caze she ain'
nuv'r got nuf purty on de inside, ter make no mo' purty on de outside

"Did Jack Sparrow take Lilly Dove home?" asked Mary Van.

"Yas, mam, 'caze John ax him ter, an' John ax Lilly ter give him dem
flow'rs, too. Lilly dunno whut ter make whin she see John take an' th'ow
'em out'n de wind'r--she mos' die!"

"Did she cry, Mammy?" Mary Van asked sympathetically.

"She nuv'r cry den, but she sho' bus' her eyes op'n whin she git home by
herse'f. Po' Lilly, she stay er prayin' an' er cryin' all night long."
Phyllis's voice trembled in sympathy, and unconsciously the little girl
and boy found themselves on either side of her, so close as to prevent the
progress of quilt making. She laid the unfinished square on the table,
and placed an arm about each.

"Yas, chillun, Lilly fix her eyes on de Lawd. Dat's de diffunce b'twixt
her an' Tishy--yer see, trubble make some fokes purtier on de inside 'n
ev'r. Lilly dunno whut ail John, but she _do know_ dat she holdin' on ter
de Lawd."

"Tell God about Lilly quick, Mammy." Willis fidgeted.

"Ain' I done tole yer de Lawd doan need fokes ter hope Him?"

"But we don't want Lilly to cry any more," urged Mary Van.

"She washin' her eyes in cole water now, 'caze An' Polly knockin' at de
do'. An' Polly see de cur'us doin's at de sociable las' night, an' she
can' wait ter eat her brekfus' 'fo' she go up ter Lilly's house. Whin An'
Polly see po' Lilly's sweet lit'le face all swool up, de Lawd tu'n her
h'art ter goodnes' an' she kiss Lilly an' say, 'I wants yer ter go out ter
de Water Falls, an' hope er po' lit'le bird Doct'r Peck'rwood say some bad
boy hit wid er rock.'

"Lilly she tie her bonnet on, an' fly out ter de Falls 'fo' yer knows hit.
Den An' Polly she come on ter Tishy Peafowels an' ax Tishy, 'Whut in de
name er de Lawd ail Lilly Dove an' John Mockin'bird?'

"Tish thow her head back an' laf one dese mean sorter lafs an' say: 'I
done hit, I wus jes' ti'ed uv ev'ybody runnin' atter dat mealy mouf Lilly
Dove, an' I jes' 'termine ter part her an' John--'caze John orter be my
beau, ennyhow.'

"An' Polly mos' fall out'n de tree whin Tishy say dat. Yas, suh, she jes'
fly up ter John's quick es she kin. John, he walkin' up an' down wid his
han's und'r his coat tails, mumblin' an' grumblin' ter hisse'f, an' hit
wus right smart time 'fo' he see An' Polly settin' dar.

"An' Polly, she say: 'John Mockin'bird, Tishy Peafowel done tole me dat
low down sto'y she tole you 'ginst Lilly Dove.'

"John, he look at An' Polly like he can't make out whut she say.

"An' Polly say, 'Hit's de trufe,--Tishy make up ev'r wurd she tell you,
an' po' lit'le Lilly bin cryin' her eyes out all night.'

"John bus' out moanin', 'Whut mus' I do?'

"She tell 'im: 'Lilly out at de Water Falls now.'

"But John he feerd ter go whar Lilly at. So An' Polly, she fly wid him
tell dey sights de Falls, den she lef' 'im. John, he fly er lit'le, an'
hop er lit'le tell he git clost nuf ter see Lilly wrop'n up de po' lit'le
bird's leg, an' cooin' so sof' ter hit--den John, he fly on de tree, an'
cry out er chune ter Lilly dat mos' broke her h'art,--he sing:

  "'I ain' good nuf fur Lilly Dove,
  But she de onlies' one I love.'

"Lilly she stoop low ov'r de lit'le bird so John can't see whar she cryin'
at. An' John he fly down an' tell her he gwine jump in de Falls ef she
'fuse ter keep comp'ny wid him--but Lawd, whin he git clost ernuf ter see
dem tears er Lilly's, he th'ows his arms 'roun' her an'--but you all
chillun ain' got no biznes' knowin' no mo' en dat."

"Please, Mammy, tell us if John jumped in the falls," sympathetically
begged Willis, eager to lose none of the details.

Phyllis chuckled, "No, my Lawd, dey got marr'ed instid, an' went ter
housekeepin' in dat tall pine stump ov'r yond'r on Tinker Knob."



"What made that old hornet sting me for, Mammy Phyllis?" demanded Mary
Van, regarding tearfully her little red swelling hand.

"'Caze, honey," replied Phyllis, seating herself in a chair beside the
hammock, "he thought you had done jine Cap'n Yall'r Jackit's army ter
fight 'ginst him."

"What they going to fight about?" Willis began to fidget to see the fight.

"Set still, boy, you'll th'ow dis gal clean out'n de hammock." She
readjusted both of them, and resumed her seat. "Dey fightin' ov'r dat ole
pan er dirty cid'r settin' out yond'r b'hime de ash-hopp'r. Yer see Cap'n
Yall'r Jackit an' Cap'n Hornit, bofe uv' em, jes' er gwine back'ards an'
fur'ards 'mongst de varmints, tryin' ter see which one kin git de mo'es
fokes ter jine der side. Miss Queen Bee tell 'em, hit's de bizzy season in
de honey biznes' an' she ain' got no time ter fool wid none uv 'em. Cap'n
Yall'r Jackit sorter stop and study, he do, den he g'long down de big road
tell he come up wid Mist'r Grab-All Spid'r. He pass howdy wid 'im, den he

"'Mist'r Grab-All, 'cose you gwine jine de Yall'r Jackits' side, ain't

"Grab-All Spid'r sort'r op'n an' shet his claws an' th'ow his 'bark'r quid
on de uth'r side his jaw an' 'spon':

"'Nor, I'm jes' er plain ole biznes' man,--I ain' got no fightin' sense
like dese rip snortin', hifalutin' solger boys. I'll jes' stan' off an'
watch de battle, but,' sez he, 'I hopes you'll whup de fight, Cap'n Yall'r
Jackit, 'pon de wurd uv er gent'mun I does, 'caze dat pan er cid'r's wuth
er tussle, an' youse de man ter make hit.'


"Yall'r Jackit sorter swell hisse'f out er lit'le big'r, an' Mist'r
Grab-All roll hisse'f up in er ball like he bin sleep er hundred ye'rs,
an' ain' nuv'r heah tell uv er Yall'r Jackit in his life.

"Bimeby, hyah come Cap'n Hornit zoonin' down de big road. Old Grab-All
Spid'r onrap hisse'f an' start ter stretchin' his legs out, an' chawin' on
his bark'r quid ergin.

"Cap'n Hornit say, 'Name er de Lawd, Mist'r Grab-All, is you bin sleep
th'u all dis fracus dat's 'bout ter bus' loose?'

"Grab-All spit his quid out; an' gap loud er time er two, an' say, 'Whut
you torkin' 'bout, Cap'n Hawnit?'

"Hawnit zoon erbout, an' holl'r, 'Wake up!' sez he, 'Wake up, I wants yer
ter hope me wipe dem Yall'r Jackits off'n creation.'

"Grab-All set up an' take notice, like he gwine jine de hawnit's army dat
minit, den he sorter crumble hisse'f down, an' low, 'Lawdy, Lawdy, ef I
jes' wus er solger like you is, Cap'n Hawnit, I'd be de bigges' man in de
woel.' Whut's de use er you axin' enybody ter hope you fight?--Why you kin
whup out dem Yall'r Jackits 'fo' de time start ter commence!' Den he laf'
an' slap hisse'f on de knee, an' say, 'I wush ter de Lawd I wus er
fightin' man like you is, Cap'n!'

"Cap'n Hawnit swell his chist out tell he look like he gwine bus' dem
solger butt'ns off sho', an' Grab-All roll hisse'f up ergin like he done
gone back ter sleep er nuth'r hund'rd ye'rs.

"Soon es Cap'n Hawnit g'long off, Grab-All onrap hisse'f ergin, an' swing
er long on de lim' er de trees by his spid'r web."

"Mammy, why didn't he walk on the ground?"

"'Caze, son, he nuv'r want ter make no tracks, so fokes kin fine out his
biznes'.--Nor, suh, he swing hisse'f by dat spid'r web er his'n tell he
come ter Mist'r Inch Wurm's house. Inch Wurm's old lady say, 'Yond'r come
dat old Grab-All Spid'r, yer bett'r take keer how yer fools wid 'im.'

"Jes' den Grab-All th'ow his hat on de flo' an' bow low down ter Miss Inch
Wurm an' sez he, 'I jes' come ter tell yo' ole man whar dar's er sight er
money waitin' fur somebody ter come 'long an' pick up.'

"Ole lady Inch Wurm sort'r take notice, she do, an' ax 'im ter pass de
news erlong. Grab-All say: 'Nor, you jes' set right still tell me an' yo'
ole man come back an' fetch yer er hat full er money.'

"Old lady Inch Wurm git up an' g'long down town, an' start ter spindin'
dat money right den. Soon es she done out'n de way, Grab-All tell Inch
Wurm 'bout de cid'r in de pan b'hime de ash-hopp'r; an', sez he, 'we'll
make de Hawnits an' Yall'r Jackits fight derse'fs ter death, den me an'
you'll 'vide de cid'r, dat is ef you kin mea'jer off how much dey is in de
pan 'thout lettin' fokes know whut you doin'.'

"Yer see Grab-All sich er big biznes' man dat he bleege ter know how big
de pan is, an' how much's in dar, down ter de ve'y drap. So Inch Wurm he
put on his ole close an' went er crawlin' off ter mea'jer de cid'r, an'
'tain' long 'fo' hyah he come back ergin wid de news fur Grab-All.
Grab-All tell 'im: 'You done wurk fine, an' you done wurk quick,--in
fack,' sez he, 'you done yo' wurk s' good I gwine fix yer, so you doan
hatt'r do no mo' wurk long es you live.' Den he laf in his sleeve.

"Mammy, don't let Grab-All hurt Inch Wurm," begged Mary Van.

"Dat can't be hop'd, honey, Inch Wurm know too much 'bout Grab-All's
biznes', an' Grab-All got ter shet his mouf some way,--He take an' spin er
teenchy-weenchy lit'le web, right whar Inch Wurm got ter git out at. Inch
Wurm, he start off, feelin' pow'ful fine he do, an' 'fo' yer knows hit,
dar he wus all tangle up in Grab-All's web. Grab-All, he run 'roun' like
he tryin' ter hope 'im out, but he jes' spinnin' de web tight'r so Inch
Wurm nuv'r is ter git out no mo'.--He got ter starve ter death, 'caze he's
in Grab-All's way, an' Grab-All gwine see nobody doan come 'roun' dar ter
hope 'im neeth'r. 'Cose he doan mine Miss Lightnin' Bug passin' de time er
night wid him, 'caze she can' do nuthin' mo'en ter bright'n 'im up er
lit'le,--but he keep his eye on her, too.

"Nex' day, de fight commence! Suh, I tell yer hit wus de pepperes' fight
yer ev'r seed. Dem Hawnits fly inter dem Yall'r Jackits, tell yer can't
see de groun' fur de dead Jackits; but hyah come de Jackits back at de
Hawnits! Lawdee! dey come wid der foots, an' der han's, an' der haids all
tergeth'r.--Yas, suh, dey come er buttin' an' er bitin' an' er stingin'
mouty nigh at de same time! Yas, my Lawd, de dead Jackits wus kiv'r'd up
wid de dead Hawnits! Oh! I tell yer dem varmints fit like sho' nuf war

"Whin bofe sides 'ud stop ter sorter blow er lit'le, an' think mebbe dey
kin confab de res' er de fight out,--ole Grab-All'd come fus' ter de
Hawnits, an' den ter de Jackits, an' tell 'em dey boun' ter whup out de
nex' jump. Whin he see de Hawnits gittin' de wus er de charge, he run tell
'em wharbouts ter hit de Jackits. Whin he see too minny er de Jackits
gittin' kilt, he run tell dem wharbouts ter cripple de Hawnits. He keep on
gwine fus' ter one, den ter de uth'r twell dey wusn't er han' full lef' on
bofe sides."

"Why didn't they turn in and beat old Mister Grab-All?" Willis bristled.

"'Caze bofe uv 'em think Grab-All wus on der side. Grab-All ain' lef' no
tracks ter pint out whar he bin--nor, suh, he so full er dat spid'r web
biznes' er his'n dat he kin swing hisse'f fum ennywhar,--an' fo' yer kin
kitch 'im, he done swing 'roun' in ernuth'r place onti'ly."

"Captain Yellow Jacket's side beat the fight, didn't they, Mammy?" Mary
Van desired the hornets vanquished.

"No, they didn't," contradicted Willis, "a hornet can beat a Yellow Jacket
every time!"

"Jes' hole on dar!" Phyllis steadied the hammock. "I'm de onlies' one dat
seen who 'twas whup'd."

"I want Captain Yellow Jacket's side to kill all of the hornets,"
whimpered Mary Van.

"But they can't," persisted Willis vehemently.

Once more Phyllis held the hammock. "You dunno nuthin' tall erbout hit,
suh," as she saw the little girl about to cry, "Hawnits is got mo' pow'r
en Jackits is got, but er Jackit is mo' smart'r en er Hawnit. I 'speck ef
Grab-All had er helt his mouf out'n de fracus, de Jackits wud er outfit de
Hawnits, but es hit wus, Grab-All keep 'em fightin' tell dem whut wusn't
kilt wus hit so hard dat hit 'twan' long 'fo' de ve'y las' one uv 'em
died. Atter dat hap'n Grab-All, he got de cid'r!

"He spin erlong b'ildin' on some houses he fixin' ter rent tell bimeby
Mist'r Blue Bot'le Fly an' his fambly come erlong. Mist'r Blue Bot'le
whisper ter his chillun ter give Grab-All plenty er road. I tell yer
Grab-All swing hisse'f down, he do, an' ax Mist'r Blue Bot'le whut ail his
fambly dat dey look so po'ly.

"Blue Bot'le say: 'I ain' nuv'r see sich er time in m' life! De rich fokes
done stretch wire ov'r de vit'als s'tight dat dey ain' nuthin' fur de po'
flies ter do 'cep'n ter starve.'

"Grab-All say, 'Dat's de trufe, Brer Blue Bot'le, an' I feels s' sorry fur
yer dat I'm gwine give you an' yo' fambly all de vit'als yer kin eat.'

"Bot'le Fly so glad he gwine git sumthin' fur nuthin', dat he fergit ter
'member how raskilly Grab-All wus, an' whin he do 'member 'bout hit, he
think he gwine keep his eye op'n an' git de fus' lick. He jes' nachelly
can't let dat free vit'als git way fum 'im, doan keer how low down
Grab-All wus. So him an' his fambly foll'r Grab-All ter de pan er cider,
an' dey so hongry, dey fergits 'bout ev'ythin' 'cep'n eatin'. Grab-All set
up on de ash-hopp'r an' mos' kill hisse'f laffin'."

"Why, Mammy?"

"'Caze, son, he jes' fatnin' dem flies ter kill 'em off like yo' ma do
chickins. Whin de flies 'gun ter git fat, he spin er teenchy, lit'le web,
an' whin dey git kotch'd, he run an' make like he tryin' ter onhitch 'em,
but he tie 'em up wusser, an' sting 'em tell dey dies. Den he take 'em ter
one dem houses an' sto' 'em erway."

"Did he kill all of Mister Blue Bottle's family?" asked Mary Van.

"Dey wusn't er one uv 'em lef', honey, not eb'n Miss Blue Bot'le's baby
gal, an' nobody dunno de money Grab-All make on de fly trade dat winter

"Mammy Phyllis, are all spiders kin to Grab-All?"

"Dey's all kin, but dey ain't all got de same name, 'caze yer see all uv
'em ain't got de same slicknes' ter git way wid fokes like Grab-All do,"
she explained.

"Did Mister Grab-All give the other spiders some of Mister Blue Bottle's
children to eat?" asked Mary Van, by way of suggestive generosity.

"Nor, suh, Grab-All say he ain' got no pockit book kin--he say he need all
he got, an' mo' b'sides." Then she added: "But dey doan need Grab-All ter
give 'em nuthin' 'caze none uv 'em wus po'--all uv 'em got nuf spid'r web
in 'em ter swing erlong 'dout trackin' up der biznes'."

She reached out to steady the hammock as Willis scrambled out.

"Mammy," he exclaimed, "Captain Yellow Jacket and Captain Hornet didn't
get a thing."

"Nor, suh," said Phyllis, lifting Mary Van to the ground, "an' nobody
nev'r do git nuthin' dat keeps der senses in der fistes 'stid er der
haids--Ketch Ma'y Van by de uth'r han' an' come on."



"Whut yer givin' dat boy, Zeek?--I boun' hit 'tain' nuthin' fur no good."

Phyllis started for the garden gate, where a suspicious conference was
going on between Willis and the gardener. "Howcum yer can't op'n yer haid
whin fokes speaks ter yer?" Seeing his unwillingness to reply, she threw
her apron partly over her head and quickened her pace.

"Me an' de lit'le man wus jes' fixin' ter make yer 'quainted wid er
present I fotch him fum ov'r t'oth'r side de creek," explained Zeek.

"Whar de present?" she interrupted with annoyance, as she perceived he
was trying to tease her.

She took the little boy by the hand and started for the house.

"Wait, Mammy," he begged, pulling back; "Unk Zeek, please gimme the

"Give you whut, in de name er de Lawd!" exclaimed Phyllis.

"Jes' two lit'le gyarters I kotch an' put in er bottle fur de chile," Zeek
explained again.

"Yas," returned Phyllis angrily, "you kotch dem snakes fur nuthin' but ter
tu'n 'em loose 'bout my foots, soon es you gits me in er tight place--I
knows yer. Yer orter be 'shame er yo'se'f,--an' callin' yo'se'f er deac'n,

Zeek threw his head back and gave a roaring laugh. "Whew!" he finished,
"Sis' Phyllis, you is de slickes' 'ooman I ev'r seed. How yer know I
gwine tu'n dem gyrters loose on yer?" and Zeek laughed again until he held
to the gate for support.

Phyllis turned without deigning a reply.

"Hole on, Sis' Phyllis," Zeek ran and caught her by the arm, "hole on,
Sist'r,--you ain' mad sho' nuf, is yer?"

"Tu'n me loose, Zeekiel," she demanded furiously.

Instead, he caught the other arm also. "I ain' gwine let yer go mad like
yer is," then consiliatingly, "yer knows dem gyart'rs snakes can't bite
nobody--I jes' wanter see yer dance er lit'le," and again he laughed, as
the picture presented itself.

"I gwine call Miss Lucy, ef yer doan take yer han's off'n me," stolidly
demanded Phyllis.

"All right," he said holding on as tightly as ever, "I jes' want yer ter
wait hyah tell I goes down ter de orchard an' gets yer er hat full er dem
big peaches." This argument lessened the rigidity of her face. "Dey's de
fines' thing ter swage mis'ry er de speeret yer ev'r seed." She allowed
him to shove her gently to the ground under the lilac bushes. "Hyah, set
right hyah tell I comes back." Seeing the old woman partly restored to
good humor, he slammed the garden gate behind him and went down the path,

"Come on, Mammy, less us get my lit'le green snakes Unk Zeek brought me,"
Willis started back to the garden.

"Come back hyah, boy," as she caught him by the skirt of his blouse, "dem
snakes wusn't brung hyah fur you, Zeek jes' makin' er 'cat's paw' er you.
He 'ceivin' you jes' like Mist'r Rattlesnake done Miss Eve."

"No, he ain't, Unk Zeek loves me," defended the boy.

"Dat's jes' whut Miss Eve think whin de sarpint temp' her."

"What's er sarpint?" He still pulled against her.

"Er sarpint is er snake, honey--dat's jes' his scriptur' name--come on an'
set in Mammy's lap an' she'll tell yer 'bout how ole Mist'r Rattlesnake
fix hisse'f up so fine, way back yonder time, an' come struttin' roun'
Miss Eve. He nuv'r come crawlin' like snakes does dese days neeth'r, nor,
suh, he come walkin' plum on de een' er his tail; an' he look s' fine an'
starchy dat--"

"Didn't he have to hop?" Willis scrambled into her lap.

"Nor, de Lawd fix hit so he doan hatt'r hop. I'm tellin' 'zackly de
trufe,--he come walkin' on de een' er his tail," she insisted, "an he look
s' fine an' gran', like some er de fine men folks, dat Miss Eve cudn't see
how black wid sin he wus."

"You are not black with sin," and he pulled the wrinkled face to him and
kissed it.

"Bless my baby," looking into his face as she hugged him, "dis hyah black
on Mammy's face is nig'r black," she squeezed him again, "but sin black,
like Mr. Rattlesnake got, stays in fokeses hearts whar hits hard ter see,
whin hit's kiv'r'd up wid fine man'rs an' er slick tongue.

"So whin Mist'r Rattlesnake come bowin' an scrapin' ter Miss Eve wid dat
beav'r hat on, an' dat walkin' stick whirlin' roun' in his han', she git
so airish tryin' ter th'ow off man'rs like his'n, dat whin he tell her ter
eat dat pis'n apple, she et hit 'dout knowin' whut she doin'. Howsumev'r,
whin Mist'r Rattlesnake but'n up his long tail coat sort'r keerles' like,
an' strut hisse'f off, Miss Eve, she 'gun ter feel de mis'ry er dat pis'n

"Did her mama give her some castor oil?" Willis sympathized with Miss Eve.

"No, my Lawd, she sot dar an' holl'r tell Adam come an' ax her whut ail
'er. She start ter laffin' she did, an' say: 'I jes' callin' you ter eat
one dem fine meller apples Mist'r Rattlesnake fotch' me!'"

"Did Mist'r Adam eat it?" asked Willis with much concern.

"Who gwine hind'r him fum eatin' hit? An' de Eveses is bin pis'nin' de
Adamses ev'r sense--you 'memb'r whut Mammy tell yer, an' look out fur

"Why didn't Mist'r Adam kill Mist'r Rattlesnake?" he resented.

"'Caze his own sin done make him er coward, dat's de trufe!--Whin er man
do mean an' low life tricks hisse'f, he ain' got de face ter stan' up an'
whup nobody fur doin' de same thing; but Adam didn't hatt'r whup de
Sarpint 'caze de Lawd knock 'im flat 'pon de groun' an' tromp on 'im, an'
tell 'im he got ter crawl de res' er his life, ter keep up wid his low
down ways."

Mary Van's voice sounded from the gate, "I can't open it."

Willis sprang to her assistance, but Phyllis caught him: "Will yer run
right straight back, ef Mammy let yer onfas'n de gate?"

The promise was given, and in a moment Willis returned with: "Mammy, less
show Mary Van m' two lit'le green snakes." He was off in a second, but
Phyllis again detained him.

"Nummine 'bout dem gyrt'r snakes,--I ain' got start'd ter tellin' 'bout
Mist'r Rattlesnake yit. Come on hyah Ma'y Van, an' set down on de grass,
an' Mammy gwine spread out her ap'on fur you ter set on, 'caze she hatt'r
hole dis wiggly boy in her lap."

"I want to see Willis's snakes," demurred the little girl.

Phyllis looked thoughtfully a moment, then throwing her hands up suddenly,
"I wond'r is enybody got de news 'bout Mist'r Rattlesnake's toofake? You
ain' heah nuthin' is yer, Ma'y Van?"

Mary Van shook her head in the negative.

"Who you shakin' dat haid at, gal?"

"No, ma'm," quickly corrected the child.

"De las' time de snake doct'r come by hyah, he wus huntin' fur some yerbs
ter put in Mist'r Rattlesnake's toof," continued the old woman in an
interested tone. "Miss Eve, she tell de doct'r ter g'long an' git de same
kind er yerbs he give fur rattlesnake bite, dat Mist'r Rattlesnake jes'
got mad an' bite his own se'f, an' dat whut ail his toof."

"Who made him mad?" Mary Van knelt on the edge of the apron.

"De Lawd make him mad whin He tell him he can't git no mo' free vit'als
out'n Eden. De Lawd say, 'Nor, suh, yer got ter wurk, an' sweat, an' crawl
fur vit'als de res' er yo' life--an' you an' Miss Eve gwine fight one
nuth'r tell one er yer gits kilt.'"

"When are they going to fight?" asked Willis eagerly.

"Dey fit dat ve'y day; an' whin hit git too hot fur Miss Eve, she take an'
jump on top er ole man Elerphant's back 'fo' Mist'r Rattlesnake cud git
her. He try ter crope up ole man Elerphant's legs, but Elerphant keep his
foots wurkin' s' much, an' his snout flyin' roun' s' tur'bul, dat Mist'r
Rattlesnake hatt'r keep out'n de way. Miss Eve she set up an' laf' at him,
an' dat make Mist'r Rattlesnake so mad, he rip an' tar', an' fome at de
mouf, an' mos' turn hisse'f wrong side out'ards tryin' ter hop up an' bite
Miss Eve. Miss Eve she th'ow herse'f eroun' laffin' an' say: 'Ynan, ynan,'
at 'im, tell Mist'r Rattlesnake git so mad he jes' up, an' bite his own

"Did it kill him?" Mary Van crawled further on the apron and sat beside
the little boy.

"Hit wud er kilt him ef he hadn't er run'd an' got dem rattlesnake yerbs
mouty quick,--an' dat's howcum Miss Eveses' chilluns know how ter kyore
rattlesnake bite."

"How, Mammy?" demanded Willis.

"'Caze Miss Eve watch de yerbs Mist'r Rattlesnake eat ter swage his pis'n,
den she tell her chilluns ter eat de same kine ef he ev'r bite dem."[2]

    [2] The old Cherokee Indian cure for rattlesnake poison is "Robin
    Plantain, Sweet Fern, Pine Snake root, Salve Weed, Devil's Shoe
    String, Wild Rosemary, and Red Joint." It was said that by infuriating
    the reptile until a wound was self-inflicted and then observing his
    selection of herbs as a remedy, the Indians found the antidote for
    rattlesnake bite. Reptiles that were bitten and kept in confinement
    died, while those allowed freedom to select and bite the herbs,

"Did Mist'r Rattlesnake bite Miss Eve's children?" asked Willis.

"He bite 'em ev'y time he git er chanct."

"But it don't kill them, because they know how to get cured, don't they,
Mammy Phyllis?" Mary Van disliked tragedy.

"Miss Eve's Injun chillun kyores derse'f, but de res' er de fambly dies."

"No, Mist'r Rattlesnake shan't bite Miss Eve's children," said Mary Van,
shaking her curls.

"You late in de day gittin' in yo' sayso, 'caze Mist'r Rattlesnake bite
you ef you fools wid 'im; he ain' nuv'r git in er good hum'r wid nobody
sense de Lawd make him wurk fur his livin'. He bin crawlin' crookid, an'
doin' fokes crookid ev'r sense."

"How does he work?" Willis pulled her face to him.

"He wurk makin' uth'r fokes do his wurk fur 'im, dat's how he wurk. His
ole 'ooman an' de chillun keep de sto', an' Unk Toad Frog try ter wurk de
farm fur 'im, but Mist'r Rattlesnake done eat up so miny er de Toad Frog
fambly dat Unk Toad ain' got nuf han's lef' ter make er crap. He tell
Mist'r Rattlesnake ef he doan git sumbody ter hope him, he ain' gwine have
no corn, so Mist'r Rattlesnake take out down de big road huntin' fur farm
han's, he do. He come ter er passel er Hop'r Grasses settin' down on de
side de road doin' nuthin', an' he tell 'em ef dey come an' hope him raise
er crap er corn, he'll give 'em ha'f de crap. Well, suh, dem Hop'r Grasses
plow an' hoe, an' weed, an' pick bugs off an'--"

"Mammy, don't call them 'hopper grasses,' Mary Van says you must say

"In de name er de Lawd, whut do Ma'y Van know 'bout varmints an' beastes?"

"My papa says you must call them Grass-hoppers," protested Mary Van.

"I doan speck Mist'r Hop'r Grass menshun ter yo' pa dat Hop'r wus jes' er
nickname, did he?"

The little girl was obliged to acknowledge that no such communication had
taken place.

"Den he ain' got no 'pin'ons ter scat'r on de subjec'--Hop'r Grass say he
wush ter de Lawd fokes'd stop nam'n' him hine part b'fo', ennyhow. He say
he plum ti'ed white fokes med'lin' in his 'far's--"

"Mammy, go on about Mister Rattlesnake," Willis began to fidget.

"Set still den, lemme see whar 'bouts I wus at--"

"The Hopper Grasses were working in the field," Mary Van prompted.

"Dat's de trufe, dat's jes' whar dem po' things wus at. Lawdee, how dem
varmints jes' nachelly wurk derse'fs mouty nigh ter death. Bimeby, de corn
'gun ter tos'l an' git ripe, an' Mist'r Rattlesnake see de harves' ain'
fur off, an' he know he bleeg'd ter 'vide dat corn wid dem Hop'r Grasses.
He lay out on de creek bank an' study how he gwine ter cheat 'em. One day
de Hop'r Grasses wus er settin' down in de shade er de corn jes' waitin'
fur Mist'r Rattlesnake ter give de wurd ter go ter cuttin', whin Mist'r
Rattlesnake crope up ter de back er de fiel' an' clim' on top er de fence
an' give er crack er his tail so loud dat de po' Hop'r Grasses scat'r all
ov'r de country ev'y which er way. Dey wus so skeer'd, hit take 'em er
long time fo' dey darsen't ter come back ter see whut 'twus skeer'd 'em.
By dat time, Mist'r Rattlesnake had done trench hisse'f on dis side de
law. Yas, suh, he tak'n his seat 'pon top er dat gate, an' 'fuse ter let
er one on 'em come in de fiel'. He tell 'em dey done flew'd off an' lef'
him 'fo' harves' time, an' dee done broke der corntrack, an' no law ain'
gwine hole him ter his'n, an' dey mout jes' es well ter g'long off an' git
ernuth'r job."

"Didn't the Hopper Grasses fight him?" Willis' fists closed at the

"Fight? Whut chanct wud dey had 'ginst dat low down Rattlesnake?" lifting
Mary Van from her apron and trying to pull herself up by the bushes. "Dey
done whut ev'ybody does dat runs up 'ginst snake law--dey got swindl'd."

"What's snake law?" he tried to assist her.

"Snake law is sin law, doan you nuv'r fergit dat," she smoothed her apron
out, and adjusted the little boy's blouse, "an' whin you gits ter be er
big man like yo' pa, jes' recoleck whut yo' Mammy tole yer, dat law whut
ain't right right, is snake law, an' dem whut foll'rs 'long b'hime hit has
got ter go in er crook'd track. 'Memb'r dat long es you live, Mammy's

Willis again begged to show Mary Van the green snakes, when Phyllis
exclaimed, "Sakes er live, look at de peaches dat nigg'r Zeek is got."



"Keep way fum dem bee hives, yer hyah?" admonished Phyllis from her old
rocking chair under the cherry tree, where she alternately dozed and kept
watch on the children playing around her in the yard.

"Mammy, the bees are all crawling out of the hive," exclaimed Willis.

"Lawdy mussy, dem bees fixin' ter swarm!" then raising her voice,
"Zeek'l,--ah Zeek!--come quick, yer bees fixin' ter swarm!"

Zeek came running up through the garden, with a tin pan and stick in hand
calling, "Which way'd dey go?"

But the bees answered the question themselves, for at that moment they
started in the direction of the garden. Zeek began to beat furiously upon
the tin pan, while the children screamed in excitement as they beheld the
bees hover a moment above Zeek's head, then descend one and all upon his
hat. Many straggling ones crawled about his face, one in its distraction
landed upon his eyelid, closing the eye.

Zeek walked steadily without batting the open eye, until he reached an
empty gum. There with the assistance of Phyllis, he carefully relieved his
head of its dangerous burden.

"Whew!" he exclaimed, wiping the perspiration from his head, "dat's de
out-bangin'es' hivin' I ev'r done in all m' life, an' dat hive in dat ole
gum ain't wurth er cent," he ended reflectively.

"Howcum yer sayso?"

"Lawd, Phyllis," he replied pushing his hat on the back of his head and
folding his arms across his chest, "you'se he'rd er menny time dat

  "'De bees dat swarms in May,
  Is wurth er load er hay,
  De bees dat swarms in June
  Is wurth er silv'r spoon;
  Dem dat swarms in July
  Ain't wurth er house fly.'

An' dem bees er swarmin' hyah in Argus' ain' wurth nuthin' but ter show
you whut er bee-hiv'r I is."

"Hit show pertic'ler you ain' nuthin' ter make honey out'n," Phyllis

"I ain' notice none uv 'em smackin' der mouf' ov'r you yerse'f, Sis'
Phyllis," he retorted grinning.

"Bees don't eat people, Uncle Zeek," Mary Van endeavored to explain, "they
just sting them like hornets do."

"Does dey, honey? Well, I boun' none uv 'em ain' gwine wase er sting on
dat ole black bag er salt ov'r yond'r," pointing at Phyllis.

"My Mammy's not any old black salt either!" And Willis squeezed her around
the neck.

"She's er ole black nigg'r, dat's whut she is," teased Zeek.

"She's not black!--and she's not a nigger either!" and he began to kiss
her face.

"Name er de Lawd, ef she ain't er nigg'r, an' she ain' black, whut is
she?" Zeek thoroughly enjoyed the little boy's very evident discomfort.

"She's my Mammy,--and she's purty like my mama." Willis was dangerously
near tears, as he left Phyllis's lap and made for Zeek. "I'll hit you if
you call my mammy a nigger."

Mary Van had thrown an iron toy at him, whereupon Phyllis interfered.

"G'long an' 'ten' ter yer biznes', Zeek,--I'm gwine call Miss Lucy ef you
starts dese chillun ter cryin'.--Chillun, youall bring yer lit'le cheers
yond'r an' set hyah in front uv Mammy, an' she'll tell yer 'bout Miss
Queen Bee an' her fambly."

"Mammy, what made Miss Queen Bee move out from her house just now?" Willis

"'Caze she wanter git erway f'um An' Polly Parrit--she say she ti'ed An'
Polly pokin' her nose in her biznes'."

"Papa says she has to move 'cause her children take up all the room."
Willis gave this information with an air of knowing more on the subject.

"Dar now, yer hyah de preach'r, doan yer?" chuckling and looking with
pride upon him.

"I speck you done outgrow'd dat confab Miss Queen Bee speak wid me too,
ain't yer?"

Willis did not entirely gather her meaning, but he replied:

"My papa says they won't sting you if you don't bother 'em."

"Aha, yo' pa tole de trufe--'cep'n sometimes. Bees is cur'us creeturs, I
tell yer dey is. Dey ain' nuthin' but er passel er fokes wid wings on 'em.
Ole Miss Queen Bee settin' up dar, make 'em walk er chalk line, she do.
She de law--she sho' is. Ef she say fight,--dey fights. Ef she say, ax
der pard'n,--dey axes hit. But,--" and she hesitated, rubbing her arm,
"dey is sometimes whin bees gits jes' like crazy fokes an' loses all der

"That's when they swarm, ain't it, Mammy?" suggested Willis

"'Tain't no sich er thing,--You done give out all de knowin' you know'd
'bout bees. Set still an' lis'n ter sumbody else," reverting to her
subject. "Dis time I'm talkin' 'bout wus whin triberlashun 'pon
triberlashun hap'n ter Miss Queen's fokes.

"One day Miss Queen Bee's chillun was gittin' honey out'n de clov'r wid
Miss Black Bee's chilluns. De Bizzy Bees notice Miss Black Bee's fokes
doan seem ter be totin' much honey back and furrards, but dey ain' got no
time ter confab, so dey doan say nuthin'. Bimeby, Miss Queen Bee see one
de Black Bee fokes come in wid her chillun, an' she notice he ain' brung
no honey in wid him, but she do notice dat he tak'n considerbul out wid

"Mammy, my papa says they ain't any little bees that don't work except the
drones," corrected the little boy.

"Lemme tell yer sump'in, yo' pa know mo' 'bout pol'tics dan he do 'bout
bees. 'Caze I knows whin bees starts ter stealin', dey's de bigges' rogues
in de woel. An' dese black bees whut I'm talkin' 'bout, wus scan'lus
steal'rs, too. Bimeby, hyah come sum mo', an' mo', tell Miss Queen holl'r
out fur her fightin' squad! Dem Bizzy Bee boys swarms quick whin dey heahs
de war holl'r, an' 'tain' long 'fo' de Bizzy Bees an' de Black Bees wus er
buzzin' an' er clippin' at one nuth'r's wings, tell de wings wus fallin',
'round thick es gnats. I tell yer Miss Queen Bee's chillun had er mouty
hard fight ter keep der honey, but bimeby dey run all de Black Bees off
'cep'n dem whut dey kilt."

"The Black Bees didn't hurt any of Miss Queen's children, did they?" asked
Mary Van.

"'Cose some uv 'em got hurt'd, an' some uv 'em wint so far es ter git
kilt, but--"

"Wasn't Miss Queen mighty sorry for 'em?" sympathized the little girl.

"She ain' know nuthin' 'bout hit, 'caze Miss Queen Bee's chillun dat gits
sick er hurted doan nuv'r come home. Nor, suh, dey g'long off an' die by

"I don't want 'em to go off. I want all of them to sleep with their mama
till they get well;" Mary Van nudged the old woman's knee, "make 'em go
and tell their mama wherebouts they hurt."

"No, mam, Miss Queen say she ain' got no time ter nuss nobody, 'caze
Mist'r Rattlesnake crawlin' 'roun' her gum right now, an' she gittin'
pow'ful nervious. She know Mist'r Rattlesnake know how rich wid honey she
is, an' Rattlesnake know her boys comes home wid der pockits full ev'y
trip. Ole Grab-All Spider know hit, too, an' he crope up on de uth'r side
er de gum ter ketch de Bee boys whin dey lights. Whin Miss Queen see
Mist'r Rattlesnake an' ole Grab-All Spider settin' 'long side er her do',
she sen' Buzzy Drone Bee ter tell de fightin' squad ter git reddy ter
fight ergin whin dey heahs de war holl'r."

"Why didn't she ask Mister Man to help her?" Willis stood up and leaned
against her knee.

"Miss Queen ain' gwine ax nobody ter hope her do nuthin'. She fixin' ter
have er set'lement herse'f, but jes' es she fixin' ter git reddy, Mist'r
Rattlesnake an' ole Grab-All Spider start ter gobblin' de Bee boys es dey

"Please, Mammy, make 'em stop!" Mary Van was up tugging at Phyllis'
shoulder. "Quick, Mammy, before they eat any more!"

"Lawd, chillun, Miss Queen so mis'erbul 'bout dem chillun, she plum crazy
by now--she tell her chillun ter light out fum dar an' sting ev'y thing
dey kin git on, an' dey does hit, too, fer de Bizzy Bees allus tends to
dey biznes'."

"They stung old Grab-All and old Rattlesnake first, didn't they?" Willis
was half in her lap.

"No, suh, whin Grab-All an' Rattlesnake seen de blood in Miss Queen's eye,
dey lit out fum dar, an' de Bizzy Bees come down on Jack Donkey. Jack he
had jump de fence an' come up in de upper lot ter git er lit'le
watermillon rine he seen by de back porch, an' I tell yer he kick out
consid'rble whin dem bees drap derse'fs on him. He tak'n out fur de stable
ter git Brer Dur'am Cow ter rake de bees off'n him,--ev'y one Brer Dur'am
rake, light on his own se'f an' 'tain' long 'fo' him an' Jack takes out
fur Mist'r Man's, an' ax him fur de Lawd's sake ter cl'ar 'em uv de bees.
Mist'r Man's old lady, an' de lit'le boy come out ter see whut ail de
beastes, an' I tell yer de bees start dem ter holl'rin' an' dancin',--An'
Polly Parrit, she come out ter git de news, an' I tell yer de ole lady
git in de hottes' part er de fracus, too."

"Did they sting Mister Man's little boy much?" Mary Van pushed Willis, who
was dancing all around Phyllis, out of her way. "Sit down, Willis."

"Lawdee," continued Phyllis, gently forcing the little boy into his chair
again, "doan yer heah dat boy squallin' right now? Dem bare legs er his'n
right full er bees. Mist'r Man, he run an' start ter smokin' de bees, fas'
es he kin, an' bimeby, atter er long time, de Bee boys goes back ter dey

"Mammy, you tell Miss Queen Bee to tell John Mocking Bird to eat old
Grab-All up," pleaded Mary Van, putting her arms around Phyllis's neck.

"Ain' I done tole yer Miss Queen ain' gwine ax nobody fur nuthin', an'
she ain' gwine give nobody nuthin' neether? She tell her chillun ter
scuf'le hard an' make er heap er honey, an' den hit doan make no diffunce
whut happ'n. One day, one er her boys come out uv er flow'r so full er
honey dat he come _blump_ on de groun'. Ev'y time he try ter fly, hyah he
come back _blump_ on de groun' ergin. Nancy Hummin' Bird tell him ter git
up on her back an' she'd give 'im er lif'. He crawl on Nancy's back an'
she tuk 'im home. Whin Miss Queen seed him, she ax 'im how he got dar wid
sich er load er honey. He tell his ma Nancy fotch 'im. Hoopee! she buzz on
him I tell yer. Yas, suh! She say: 'Yer go straight es you kin an' pay fur
dat ride.'"

"Did he pay five cents money, Mammy?" Willis rocked over backwards but was
up before Phyllis could rise. "It didn't hurt. Did she give him five
cents, Mammy?"

"Nor, he give Miss Nancy some honey, whut she love good es de bees does,
but Nancy got nuf mann'rs ter tell him she doan charge 'im, but Bizzy pay
her enyhow, 'caze his ma done tole 'im dey ain' keerin' ter make no
'quaintance wid nobody 'cep'n wid flow'rs. Miss Queen say: 'Hit's all
right ter mix up wid de flow'rs, 'caze dat's biznes', but de res' er de
woel kin g'long whar dey's er mine ter.' Miss Queen totin' her haid
pow'ful high dese days, 'caze dat gum's full er honey an' she ain' owin'
nobody er cent. She say she ain' got no use fur nuthin' 'cepin' biznes'.
Dey g'long ter bed mouty biggity, an' feelin' pow'ful rich, but 'long in
de night er bad old man come an' take'n ev'r speck er honey in de gum.
Miss Queen think she done dremp er nightmar', but whin she git up in de
mawnin' sho' nuf dey ain' got er Lawd's bite er brekfus'. Miss Queen, she
say: 'G'long in de fiel', chillun, an' git us some brekfus'. 'Tain' gwine
be long 'fo' we'll git rich ergin.'

"But Jack Frost meet 'em at de do', an' say, 'I'll bite de fus' man dat
sticks his nose out.'

"Miss Queen say, 'Lawdy, Lawdy, whut we gwine do? De idee er rich fokes
like we all wus, settin' hyah waitin' fur po' fokes ter hope us.'

"Jack Frost say, 'You done slip up right dar, Sis' Queen Bee, de Lawd ain'
nuv'r make nobody so big dey kin git 'long by derse'f, an' ef you had er
drapt er lit'le er dat honey 'long side de road whilst yer wus er makin'
so much uv hit, you'd er had some uv hit layin' 'round whar Mist'r Bad
Man cudn't er foun' hit.'"

"Make old Mister Bad Man give 'em back some honey," Willis insisted.

"Mister Bad Man done sole dat honey an' got hisse'f er pa'r er shoes ter
keep Jack Fros' fum bitin' his foots."

Both children were clamoring for the rescue of the bees.

"Nor, suh, dey done live by derse'fs whilst dey wus rich, an' now mis'ry
done ketch up wid 'em, dey got ter perish in de same way."

"Boo hoo, boo hoo," wailed both, "I don't want Miss Bizzy Bee's children
to perish."

"Hush cryin'."

But they continued in genuine sympathy.

"Y'uall cryin' so hard, yer can't see Mist'r Good Man comin' wid his han's
right full er bee vit'als. But dat ain' gwine be no less'n ter dem bees.
Dey gwine do de same thing dis time nex' ye'r, 'caze dey's dem kine er



"Mammy, I wanter telephone Santy Claus," fretted Willis, seeking excuse to
leave the nursery.

"Nor, he done gone erway fum home ter hunt up whar de good chilluns stays
at," as she moved about putting the room to rights; "you an' Ma'y Van fix
dat lit'le Chrismus tree ov'r yond'r fur Ma'y Van's dolls, an' you be ole
man Sandy."

"I got ter telephone Santy Claus about little Leonora--he don't know she's
come," insisted Willis.

"I dunno whut's de rees'n--he brung her hisse'f dis mawnin'," still
moving briskly about.

"I got to telephone Santy what to bring her," he persisted.

"Dat baby ain' got her eyes op'n yit."

"Yes, she has, Mammy," and Mary Van crossed the room and looked into
Phyllis's face, "they're big brown ones, 'caus I went over to Uncle Hugh's
house and looked at 'em good m'self."

"Well, I doan keer nuthin' tall 'bout dat, Sandy Claus say she too lit'le
fur him ter fool wid yit."

Mary Van turned to Willis, "Less us fix this tree for little Leonora."

"No, I'm got to telephone to Santy Claus." He clung to the knob of the
locked door.

"Well, ef yer 'bleege ter pass er wurd wid 'im, holl'r up de chimbly--he
settin' up dar lis'nin' ter see ef you'se er good boy."

"No, I want to go downstairs and see my mama!" and he kicked violently
against the door.

Instead of coercing him, Phyllis took her seat by the fire, and placing
her elbows upon her knees, spoke with her face towards the chimney: "Suh?"
pausing a moment to listen; "yas, suh--yas, suh, dat's Willis, but he ain'
no bad chile,--yas, suh, dat's him kickin' 'gainst de do', but he jes'
playin' foot ball wid hit--nor, suh, Willis ain' bad, he's de bes' boy in
dis town."

Immediately both children were climbing into her lap asking and answering
their own questions. "Lawdy mussy 'pon me! Set down like fokes--whut's dem
lit'le cheers fur?" They, however, seated themselves upon the rug, and
pulled her down with them so as to be more convenient for further chimney

"Mammy, did he say he was going to bring my drum, an' billy goat wagon,

"An' my dolly with long hair that can talk, an' my--"

"He say," she interrupted quietly, "he gwine bring yer all dem things you
done writ erbout, ef yer be's good chillun. De speshul news he giv' me
den, is 'bout de beastes; an' creeters' Crismus tree. He say Tall Pine
gwine be de Crismus tree, an' Mist'r Race Hoss gwine read out de names on
de pres'nts."

"Mammy, can Mist'r Race Hoss climb up Tall Pine Tree?"

"Whut he hatt'r clime hit fur? Ain't Mist'r Wile Cat dar ter scale de tree
an' ain' Doct'r Peckerwood settin' up dar wid his doct'r sissors, jes'
waitin' ter clip de strings?"

"But Mister Wild Cat might eat up Doctor Peckerwood," said Mary Van,

"Honey, Mist'r Wile Cat's like er heap er slick fokes in de woel--he'll
wurk pow'ful good an' squar' long es he know fokes watchin' 'im. All de
beastes an' creeturs come ter de tree--an' I tell yer dar wus er Crismus
gif' fur all de good ones."

"Mister Rattlesnake didn't get any, did he?" asked Mary Van.

"Rattlesnake say Decemb'r too late fur him ter be settin' up, an' he say
he'd ruth'r sleep dan go ter enny ole Crismus tree ennyhow."

"Tishy Peafowl was too bad, too, wasn't she, Mammy?" Mary Van remembered
the bad ones.

"You slip up right dar, yas, mam, you is, fur Tishy done got 'ligion an'
jine de church."

"Did her pretty feathers grow out again?"

"No, mam! sin done eat 'em out by de roots, but de Lawd hang er mouty
prutty fe'th'r coll'r on de tree fur her, jes' ter show Tish he know she

"And Tishy never was bad any more," assisted Willis.

"Dat she wus, sin ketch'd up wid her er heap er times, but she recoleck
'bout de col'r, an' fight de bes' she kin, an' de Lawd doan ax fur no

"Was Jack Donkey too bad to come?"

"Jack Donkey wusn't no wusser'n er heap uv 'em dat gits ter Crismus trees.
Jack he writ'n an' ax Sandy ter bring him er fine kiv'r so fokes can't
fine out he's er donkey. Sandy, he sen' him de kiv'r wid all sort er fine
doin's on hit, but whin Cap'n Goat fling hit on Jack, dar wus his b'hime
legs prancin' erbout, an' his long ye'rs still er stickin' out. Cap'n
Goat, he pull an' pull ter stretch de kiv'r, but hit won't stretch, den de
Cap'n tell him, 'Jack,' sez he, 'long es you keeps dem b'hime foots
wurkin' like you does, an' dem long ye'rs gwine ev'y which er way, yer
mout jes' es well call yo'se'f donkey, 'caze no kiv'r ain' gwine stretch
big nuf ter hide dem p'ints.'"

Willis pushed her knee: "Give Cap'n Yellow Jacket and Cap'n Hornet
something nice 'cause old Grab-All got all their cider,--they didn't do
anything bad."

"Lawdy, boy, dem fokes done kilt one nuth'r long ergo. Doan yer 'memb'r?
But der wid'rs got ax ter come, an' dey nev'r went, 'caze Grab-All Spid'r
tryin' ter dance 'tendance fus' on one, den tuth'r uv 'em."

"Don't let old Grab-All get any present."

"Lawsee, I mos' fergit ter tell yer 'bout de axdent dat hap'n ter ole
Grab-All, whin he come er sneakin' up de side er Mist'r Tall Pine. Yassuh,
Mist'r Wile Cat an' Doct'r Peck'rwood tryin' ter handle dat buckit er hot
cowpeas an' pot licker fur Sis' Cow, whin de whole thing slip an' come
down _blump_, on ole Grab-All."

"Did it kill him?"

"Nor, dorter, he too mean ter die, but dat's whut he got off'n de Crismus

"Didn't Sis' Cow get some more peas?" asked Willis.

"Nor, she say her an' Brer Dur'am 'ud jes' lick up whut dey cud off'n de
groun'. Sis' Cow say she willin' ter lose de peas jes' ter see ole
Grab-All git fixt. I tell yer de tree lookin' mouty fine by de time ole
Crismus night come. Yer see de beastes hatt'r have der doin's on ole
Crismus night."

"What's Old Christmas?"

"I donno whut 'tis, son, 'cep'n I allus heah dat twelve days atter
Crismus, 'zackly at twelve erclock in de night time, all de beastes an'
creeturs falls on der knees an' glorifies de Lawd,--an' I allus heahs
fokes call hit 'Ole Crismus.'"

"Birds can't kneel, Mammy Phyllis," announced Mary Van.

"Dey kin put der haid on de groun', an' make der cross mark, I reckin."

"Where was Miss Queen Bee; you left her out?"

"Miss Queen lef' herse'f out, she say she feer'd her rumaticks 'ud git
wusser, but dat ain' so--she feer'd sumbody gwine ketch her 'Crismus

"Did God fix their eyes like Johnnie Squinch's, so they could see the tree
good at night?"

"Whut he got ter do dat fur, son? Ain' you seed de candles dat grows on de
een' er ev'y pine tree branch?"

"No, Mammy Phyllis, I haven't," Mary Van insisted upon an explanation.

"Shucks, gal, ain' yer seed dis hyah lit'le light green candle sorter
lookin' things comin' out'n de bushy een' er de pine tree branches?"

"Are they candles?" the little girl did not quite remember.

"Whut else is dey ter light up de Lawd's birfday party wid? I'll show yer
dem candles de nex' time we goes on Tink'r Knob. I tell yer whin de
Roost'r telerfome: 'Come on ter de Crismus t-r-e-e-,' 'Come on ter de
Crismus t-r-e-e-!' dey all comes er tar'in'. Ole man Roost'r, he fly up
ter de highes' rock on Tink'r Knob, an' watch de clouds. Miss Moon, she
bus' th'u er big Black bank uv 'em an' tetch off ev'y candle on dat
tree--an' ole man Roost'r say, 'Blessed be de L-a-w-d,' an' all de beastes
draps on der knees, an' says der pra'rs. Den dey gits up an' ketches one
nuth'r Crismus gif', an' den dey gits der pres'nts."

"Mammy, did Ned Dog, an' Lilly Dove, an' Big Eye Buzzard get sumthin'?"
Willis wanted to remember all.

"No," interrupted Mary Van, shaking her finger at Willis. "Mammy said the
bad ones couldn't come, and Big Eye was bad."

"Well, I tell yer, dey let Big Eye come an' clean up de scraps fur 'em,
'caze he done name hisse'f Buzzard ergin, an' he wus gittin' long bet'r."

"Mammy, did everyone that was good get something?"

"Not ev'y single one, baby. Hit hap'n dat Sandy Claus make some mouty bad
meestakes, ev'y now an' den. Some time he give bad fokes de things de good
fokes orter have. You 'memb'rs dem fire crack'rs dat lit'le yaller dog ax
us ter take off'n his tail las' Crismus? Well, dat Weed boy's ole bad bull
dog gits er heap mo'n him."

"Mammy, let Yellow Doggie come to Mister Tall Pine's Christmas Tree,"
begged Willis.

"He say he ruth'r eat Crismus dinn'r wid Ned Dog. But dar's er heap er
yall'r dogs 'mongst fokes I tell yer. Dat po' white 'ooman come beggin'
hyah las' week, wid dat raggity boy tryin' ter hope car'y de po' lit'le
ha'f froz' baby. No, Lawd," she shook her head, "dem fokes ruth'r have er
piece er corn bread, an' er han'full er fier'n all de Crismus tree yer kin
stick at 'em." The mental picture of the woman was still vivid, for she
continued: "I speck dat 'ooman got dat quilt yer ma give her, wrop roun'
her right now, squattin' close ter some hot ashes in de fierplace, wid de
baby squose up right clost ter her, an' dat boy gittin' clost es he kin
ter her und'r de quilt--an' I speck he say,

"'Ma, doan yer wush we had er stockin' ter hang up, so Sandy Claus 'ud
bring us sumpin'?'

"I speck his ma hug him tight wid one arm, an' moan, an' moan, an' moan,
an' I speck de boy say:

"'Ma, yer reckin' Sandy 'ud give us er piece er bread, ef I wuster go down
ter de sto' wind'r an' ax him fur hit?'

"An' I speck his ma jes' keep on er moanin', 'caze she know dat ole sto'
man's Sandy Claus ain' no bett'r'n de sto' man hisse'f.

"He say, 'Ma, yer reck'n May Van an' Willis 'ud lemme look th'u de wind'r
at der nice warm fier, an' all der good sump'in' ter eat, an' de purty
Crismus tree?'

"An' his ma mos' bus' her heart in two, 'caze she can' do nuthin' but jes'
luv 'im."

"Mammy," trembled the little girl's voice, "why didn't the little boy
write to Santy like me and Willis?"

"'Caze he nuv'r had no stamp ter put on de let'r. I tell yer hit takes
money ter buy Sandy Claus stamps."

"We just sent ours up the chimbly," refuted Willis.

"Dat boy didn't had ernuf fire ter make his'n go up de chimbly."

"Why didn't his mama ask God?" half whispered Mary Van, as she laid her
head on Phyllis's shoulder.

"Dat po' creetur's moanin' an' groanin' wus er heap loud'r'n enny pra'r
she cud pray."

"Couldn't God hear her?" Willis clutched her by the arm. "Ask God to lis'n
good, Mammy."

"De Lawd know his biznes', baby, bet'r'n we does. Dat 'ooman got ter set
dar an' shiv'r tell de Lawd git somebody ter het her up ergin."

"Mammy," said Willis, his lips quivering, "le'ss weall take 'em some of
our goodies an' things."

Mary Van begged, "Please."

"Dar now!" She placed a hand on each baby head: "De Lawd done he'rd dat
po' creet'rs pra'r right now. He want you chillun ter go fix dat po'
'ooman's fier, an' give her sump'n' ter eat, so you won't nuv'r fergit how
good He is ter you, an' whin you kicks at de do', an' holl'ers loud,
you'll 'member ter fight sin like Tishy Peafowel do."

Her suggestion went to each eager little heart.

"Yas, suh, an' de Lawd say: 'Doanchu both'r no mo', lit'le boy, er ole
black mammy comin' roun' hyah terreckly wid er lit'le boy an' gal, an' dey
gwina bring all der ole toys, an' some der warm close too, 'long wid some
nice vit'als, an' der pa gwine sen' yer some fier, ter make er fier wid.'"

There was no need to lock the nursery door on Christmas Eve afternoon, for
Phyllis and two radiant little children were in the rockaway, fairly
packed in under the good things they carried to some of the homes Santa
didn't know about. And when the happy little boy said his, "Now I lay me"
that night, he asked, "An' please tell Santy not to forget m' goat harness
and m' goat, an' m' drum, an' bring Mary Van a harness like my race hoss
harness with bells, an' please show Santy the way to all the lit'le poor
children's houses, an' give 'em some stamps for their letters, too. An'
please God tell Santy to hurry up an' come on. Amen."



Expressions of regret have reached me that "Bypaths in Dixie" does not
open with a tribute in verse to old Mammy. Let me confess I share this
regret. It, therefore, occurs to me that the sympathetic readers who have
missed "Lines to Mammy" from my little book may be interested in the
following faithful account of the author's failure to furnish this tribute
to the heroine of these stories. I am, indeed, the more persuaded to offer
this personal experience of authorship, because I believe it explains in
no mean degree the missing poems from the pages of many women who follow
Art for Art's alluring sake along various pleasant byways, but who
journey for the most part on the broad highway of a very practical life.
Moreover, those who hold that poets are born, not made, may by the
following true story be constrained to add to their creed that born poets
may by some circumstances be unmade.

The poem above referred to was thought of but not until the manuscript was
on the press, hence when the publisher wired "send at once" the would-be
poet succumbed to a nervousness calculated to destroy rather than inspire
poetic impulse. A chair from the chimney corner was drawn closer to the
fire in hopes that the odor of burning logs might woo association away
from radiators back to the old wood-pile, the chip basket, and the
lightwood knot. Nor did this simple ruse fail of expectation, for soon
the old home took shape in the flames. I could see the heavy green
shutters that tempered the summer sun in the nursery, and through these,
flung wide, I could look into the high pitched room, big and square, not
crowded for all the crib-beds of varying sizes, and Mammy with a child in
one arm stumbling over toys to the bedside of a rebellious charge: "Bett'r
shet yer eyes 'fo' ole Mist'r Grab All come an' git yer." And so the
pencil moved:

  In dreams I see thee bending o'er me.
  To the old plantation home we rove,

At this moment Aunt Ellen opened the door and waited. Seeing she was
unnoticed, she began:

"You ain' tole me er Lawd's thing 'bout dinn'r er bre'kfus, er supp'r."

"Oh, Aunt Ellen, don't ask me what to have--fix anything."

  In dreams I see thee bend--

"Yassum, but yer got ter have sump'thin' ter fix 'fo' yer kin fix hit."

"Mercy me," I fretfully turned, "have that roast from yesterday,--it was
scarcely touched." Then again over the fire:

  In dreams I see thee--

"Cose I kin heat de roas', an' put taters 'roun' hit, an'--"

"Aunt Ellen," an idea seized me, "you know that old black dress of mine
you've been begging me for? Well, I'll give it to you if you will arrange
everything nicely and not ask me a thing."

  In dreams I see thee bend--

"All right, honey, I'll do hit too, att'r I tells you dey ain' no flour in
de house."

"That barrel of flour gone?"

"Good Lawd, Miss Sa', how long you 'speck flour ter las' an' you all
eatin' like yer does?"

"Well order a sack, and I'll see about another barrel when I go down

  In dreams--

"Now, Aunt Ellen, go on."

"Yassum, but I'm bleeg'd ter tell yer de kitchen b'iler's leakin'."

"Oh, for pity's sake!" I started for the kitchen, then remembered: "Go
tell the man working on the furnace to fix it,--and remember, no dress
for you if you keep interrupting me." Once more to the fire I turned,
trying to conjure back the nursery, bedtime, Mammy, or anything. I bit my
pencil and read once more:

  In dreams I see thee bending o'er me,
  To the old plantation home we rove,

"Miss Sa', dat man say he ain' got nuthin' ter do wid kitch'n fixin's.--He
say he's er furniss man. An' Tom done cut de wat'r off, an' I can't git
dinn'r tell de plumb'r come."

A prolonged telephonic agony ensued with the plumber, which entirely
dispelled the charm I had half invoked. On the way back to the library, I
heard Tom at the front door: "Yassum, dat's her, but she's pow'ful busy
ter day." The next moment Tom's tall figure appeared at the library door,
and over his shoulder peered the taller one of a woman whose masculine
features were shaded by a hat of garish variety.

"I simply could not pass without recalling myself to you, and getting one
more peep," exclaimed my visitor as she brushed past Tom, "into this
old-fashioned library with shelves up to the ceiling."

"Will you have this seat?" I murmured, trying to recall a previous

"Oh, no, I'll just sit in this seat in the corner."

This she did, upsetting pencil and paper on the table near-by. Both of us
reached over,--I to rescue my lines, she to raise her skirt, from the
narrow confines of which also she drew forth a book of dimensions that I
hesitate to specify.

"I have here some literature," she drew forth yards of pasteboard arranged
in economic design, "that I--"

"Madam," I raised a hand in protest, "let these over-crowded shelves be my
answer," my mind the while dipping again into the past where Mammy Phyllis
seemed to whisper: "Bett'r look out, dat's Cap'n Yall'r Jackit's ole lady
youse foolin' wid." Thus, while my visitor rehearsed the merits of "The
American People in Literature and Art," and differentiated between book
agents and traveling educators, I listened to Mammy telling about Cap'n
Hornet and Cap'n Yall'r Jackit and Mist'r Grab-All Spider, until finally
Mammy and I sat together out under the old cherry tree and watched their
famous battle.

"Being a traveling educator, may I see what books these shelves are lined

"Certainly," I subconsciously assented, while the muse ran:

  Thy hand my toddling steps did guide,
  Thy soft voice crooned to gentle sleep--

no; that will not do:

  Thy wisdom oft my--

"Why on earth did you not tell me you had the books and save me this time
and effort?" burst furiously from the far end of the room, putting to
blush even Cap'n Yall'r Jackit's old Lady, "But you did not know it--did
not know that such books as these existed, much less in your own library."

All the while she was nervously repacking the wonderful hidden pocket.

"I bid you good morning," now perfectly attired for another social call,
"and ask you to pardon my emotion when I see such a library in the
possession of a woman who does not know even the titles of her own books!
I have heard of such ignorance, but never believed it until now!"

"Good-bye, Miss Yall'r Jackit," I felt, and back in the chimney corner I
dropped to dream again with the publishers' wire commanding me from the

  In dreams again thy hand doth guide
  Through meadow land where kine doth--

Tom so softly entered that his presence was unknown until he apologized:
"De Bank Man say please ter step ter de telerfome."

"Hello! Well?"

"Did you get the notice of your overdraft yesterday?"

"Indeed I did, and I was going to see you about it this morning and tell
you there was some mistake."

"In what way?" chillingly interrogated this voice of superior business

"You have me overdrawn ten dollars when I know I have twenty dollars and
thirty-five cents to my account."

"I am very sorry," he loftily and pityingly apologized, "but our books,
according to your checks, show an overdraft."

"Well," I sighed, perfectly sure I was right and perfectly sure he would
convince me I was not, "I cannot attend to it to-day. Just let it stand
until I come down town. I am very busy to-day."

Oh! for an uninterrupted moment!--What so simple as lines to write, if
only one has the time.

I found a stingy blaze struggling up the chimney: "Do, Tom, run get some
kindling and chips quick."

"Kin yer wait, Miss Sa', tell I gits thu settin' de table? Hit's near
'bout dinn'r time."

Alas! even as he spoke the family began to assemble, and the library
quietly and naturally changed into a family gathering room, where real
people crowded out the dreams in a mother's mind.

At length the meal ended, the house cleared, once more I turned to the
lines. A seat was chosen by the window this time, in hopes that a view of
the mountains would call up the spirits of Mist'r Bad Simmon Tree, Miss
Wile Grape, de Reed gals, and their forest companions.

  Thou lessons teachest through tree and vine
  A crookèd twig's to thee a sign
  For moral lect--

In the dim perspective of the street a flying object arrested my thoughts.
An instant more and it developed into one of my hopefuls tearing like mad
on a four-year-old colt, without saddle or bridle. "Help! Catch him!" I
cried, as I threw up the window sash. Passers-by rushed to the rescue as
the colt took the hedge, crossed the lawn, and halted under the window
without a quiver.

"Mama! just look at these people! Send them away--the colt is as gentle as
a cat."

Echoes of Wild West, Buffalo Bill, came from the dispersing crowd, while
the boy grumbled: "A bridle and saddle don't do a thing but make a 'Sissy'
out of a boy."

The mountain view resigned in favor of the chimney corner, where with
limbs still trembling I sank almost resigned to give up the lines. Prose
was easy enough to write, even with interruptions, but poetry, where one
must dream and drift into the spirit of the thought,--this, alas, was not
the calling of a busy mother of six, at least not of this busy mother.

"Miss Sa'," Tom appeared bearing a cup of hot milk, "An' Ellen say drink
dis an' hit'll set yer up ergin, den whin I gits dis fier ter blazin'" (he
piled the logs higher), "yer'll write dem poetries 'fo' yer knows hit."

Even as he swept the ashes from the hearth, "send at once" spurred my
flagging mood to one more effort. Yes, once more I'll try! Let me see.--I
rubbed my brow and tugged at the hair about my temples--Let's see--

"Miss Sa'," he sheepishly turned, "I aint tole yer, dey telerfome fum de
office comp'ny wus comin' ter supp'r--yas, mam--two gent'muns."

"Tell Aunt Ellen to order some shad to go with whatever else she has, and
please, p-l-e-a-s-e do not let the King of England open that door again."

The flames licked up the chimney, the oak logs popped and crackled, and
insisted they were singing the same tunes they sang in the nursery of old,
when I gazed at them through the tall brass fender and listened to Mist'r
Hickory Log and Mist'r Wise Oak telling Mammy all about their kinsfolk and
friends. And as the wind whistled drearily around the north corners of the
house, I seemed to hear Mist'r Tall Pine's lonely wail echoing the cries
of "hants" and spirits in search of rest from unholy graves.
Instinctively, I cuddled to Mammy, who took me by the hand, and led me
into the summer sunlight, down the narrow honeysuckle lane, where Miss
Queen Bee and Cap'n Hornit and Cap'n Yall'r Jackit droned lazily among the
heavy blossoms, keeping rhythm to the low hum of Mammy's voice. Then,
somehow, the pencil began of its own accord to move across the paper.


  Thy beaming face woos me afresh to-night,
  My eyelids droop, for with thy plaintive song
  Old times drift back and tender memories throng
  With fable-tales. I fondly crave the sight
  Of wood and lane and towering mountain height,
  With thee as guide. I hear once more among
  The distant hills thy thrilling voice prolong
  The lore of beasts, of birds, and glowworm's light.
  Their secrets now are locked from anxious man,
  And none, since mute thy tongue must ever be,
  Can link our child-days with their mystery:
  For thou hast passed beyond the mountain span
  With faith unfaltering in thy Maker's plan,
  And left to us thy vibrant memory.

--and Mammy led me past honeysuckle lane, through field and grove to
pastureland, where old Sis Nanny Goat lies in a corner of the fence
moaning and groaning:

Sis Wile Lucy Goose fly down an' ax:

"Whut ail yo' haid, Sis Nanny Goat?"

Sis Nanny Goat 'spon,' she do: "I bin tryin' ter git out'n dis heah ole
pastur', ov'r yond'r in Mist'r Man's ole lady's flower gyard'n," sez she,
"but dat ole wall so hard I done wase m'time, an' I ain' got nuthin' ter
show fur hit but dese heah bumps on m'haid."

Sis Wile Lucy Goose say, sez she: "Law, Sis Nann Goat, ain' you got no mo'
sense dan ter try ter projick wid Mist'r Man's doin's? All yer got ter do
is ter flop yer wings an' give er hop, an' dar yer is, ov'r de fence
mongst de flow'rs."

"But I ain' got no wings ter flop wid," spon Sis Nanny Goat.

"Dar now," sez Sis Wile Lucy Goose, "den you got ter keep on eatin' dis
same ole grass tell you sprouts somethin' nuther ter fly wid."

I reached out for a firmer clasp on Mammy's hand, now slipping from me,
when kindly sleep, with its visions, forsook me and left me only the
picture of the impotent bumps on Sis Nanny Goat's head. But I seemed to
catch the faint echo of Mammy's voice saying: "Hit taint time you orter be
cryin' fer, hit's sense."

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