Title: The Incubator Baby
Author: Butler, Ellis Parker, 1869-1937
Language: English
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THE INCUBATOR BABY

By Ellis Parker Butler

Author Of "Pigs Is Pigs," Etc.

Illustrated by May Wilson Preston

Funk & Wagnalls Company New York And London

1906



I


On the sunniest slope of the garden of Paradise the trees stand in long,
pleasant rows. The air is always balmy, and the trees are forever in
bloom with pink and white blossoms. From a distance the trees look
like apple trees, but, close at hand, you see that the pink and white
blossoms are little bows and streamers of ribbon and that the boughs are
swaying gently with the weight of many dimpled babies.

Walking up and down beneath the trees are kind old storks, and as they
walk they turn their heads, looking upward to see where there may be a
sweet pink and white baby ready to be carried away, out of the garden
into the big, strange world. It is a vast garden, and there are many
trees and many storks, and every moment there is a whirring of strong
wings and a stork has passed out of the confines of the garden with the
dearest gift that Heaven can give to woman.

The storks are very grave and very careful, but that is because only
storks of mature age are allowed to carry the precious babies. The
younger storks may stand on one leg and watch their elders, or they may
hop awkwardly between the trees to amuse the babies, but they are never
permitted to pick the babies from their leafy cradles, nor to attempt
such a delicate undertaking as flying away with them into the outside
world.

But one day the very youngest of the storks got into mischief and before
its elders knew what it was about it had flown into one of the trees. It
tried to lift one of the biggest, plumpest, prettiest of the babies, but
it was such a small stork it could do no more than make the baby sway to
and fro on its branch, so it picked the very smallest baby on the tree,
and carried it straight to the home of Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Fielding, and
left it there rather unexpectedly.

If ever there was a surprised baby it was Marjorie Fielding. She did
not care for the Vernon Fielding home in the least. She vastly preferred
Paradise; it was far more comfortable, and she had just made a decision
to return there immediately, when a very remarkable thing happened. It
seemed to Marjorie that the Fieldings cared as little for her as she
cared for the atmosphere of their home, for she was rolled in soft
cotton, wrapped again and again in flannel cloths, and a large man with
soft hands carried her away.

When she awoke she had an impression that she must be back on her own
twig in the garden of Paradise. The air was soft and balmy and very
warm, but when she opened her eyes everything was strange. There were
no trees, no gently swaying branches, and no kindly old storks parading
below her. Instead, she gazed into dozens of faces that peered at her
curiously. They were faces of men and women, and those in the back rows
tried, by twisting and turning and peering through small openings, to
get as clear a view as those in the front row had. There were all sorts
of faces and they showed all sorts of emotions. Some expressed the
most violent curiosity, some were softened by kindly pity, some wore
expressions of disappointment as if the show was not as interesting as
they had expected, and some showed a certain weak disgust.

Marjorie wondered lazily why they were there. Probably they were some
amusement contrived by a mistaken person for her entertainment. If so,
she wished the amusement discontinued; it had too many eyes in it.

"Isn't it wonderful!" she heard one of the faces say. "Before the
invention of incubators nearly every one of them died, and now they
hardly lose one in ten;" and another said, disdainfully: "And to think I
paid me decent money to see dis! I'm easy, I am. Come on, let's shoot
the chutes;" but one face, a sweet face, said:

"Poor, dear, sweet little baby. It makes my heart ache," and Marjorie
liked that face. She fixed her eyes on it and for the first time in her
very few hours of life something in her own heart pulled toward a face.
She wanted that face to stay there; it was motherly. That was it, the
face was motherly, and deep in the small heart of Marjorie there was a
desire to be mothered and loved, but the face passed on and never came
back again.

From the first day the incubator people were proud of Marjorie. She was
the smallest baby of all those in the long row of incubators; "one pound
and eight ounces when born," the placard above her incubator said; but
she grew rapidly. When she was sixteen days old she weighed two pounds,
and after that you could see her grow. She slept a great deal, and was
fed constantly and her crystal palace was like a little hothouse.

For several days, shortly after her arrival, she was greatly worried by
a man who seemed to have a desire to flirt with her. He stood near at
hand all day, and hardly took his eyes off her, and then only to examine
the thermostat that regulated the heat in her nest. He seemed to be more
anxious than the nurse that Marjorie should not be baked too brown, and
from time to time he made ridiculous passes at her with his hands or
screwed his face into peculiar shapes that sought to be amusing. It was
most disconcerting.

Marjorie tried to appear unconscious of all his antics. When she could
not avoid looking at him she stared at him coldly, but that did not seem
to dishearten him. Even a cold glance filled him with joy, and once,
when she was preparing a little cry and had screwed her face into the
prescribed shape, he grasped the attendant by the arm and exclaimed:
"She's smiling! Isn't she smiling?" Marjorie was quite ashamed, he was
so idiotically ecstatic. She learned later that he was her father, and
that for some reason fathers have a right to do that sort of thing. In
fact, it is rather nice when one gets used to it.

But the great day was the day of her mother's coming. The nurse had
prepared Mar jorie for it. "Little girl, your mother is coming to-day."

Marjorie watched closely for her mother all that day. She scanned the
faces that came and went, picking out those she thought might be her
mother, but she could not be sure, for they all passed by. All the faces
she chose were kind young faces, and she was rather surprised when her
mother finally came. She did not recognize her for quite a while.

A tall lady came to the incubator in company with the nurse. She
examined the incubator carefully, and asked a great many questions
about temperature, the sanitation, alimentation and digestion and other
scientific things. She examined the record chart carefully, and asked
the nurse if Marjorie's weight was not increasing less than the proper
average, and when the nurse assured her that Marjorie was surpassing the
average she objected to that and said that she had no desire for her to
grow so rapidly she would be soft and pulpy. Then she examined the nurse
carefully and critically regarding her experience with babies, and
all the while she made notes in a small memorandum book. She copied
everything on the record chart, and asked to have Marjorie weighed, and
put the weight down in the little memorandum book.

"I wish to be very careful and exact," she said, "for I am her mother,
and if I do not look after these things no one will," and Marjorie knew
this was her mother. She waited patiently for the preliminaries to be
completed so that the real mother business could begin, but her mother
must have been very busy that day, for she went away without being
really introduced to Marjorie.

Marjorie was disappointed. She had become used to being regarded as
an entertainment for the faces that passed by, and she had become
accustomed to have the incubator people regard her as a Case--a most
interesting Case, to be sure, but still a Case--but she did not like to
have her mother look upon her merely as a Statistic.

Her mother came after that, almost daily for a week, and then not
so frequently. It was not necessary, for the statistics showed that
Marjorie was making progress favorably, and Mrs. Fielding was a very
busy woman. She believed in the broad life for women, and a woman
broadens her life by stepping out of the home occasionally. The home
is better for it. When the woman is not a slave to the home, the home
becomes an ennobled place, and the woman who can step out and bring back
culture and knowledge, and broader views of life and things, is the only
woman who can raise the home to the level of the man's life. Science
and system work wonders in the home, as well as in the office of the
business man.

Mrs. Fielding was not a slave to the home. I would sign her certificate
of freedom myself. Neither did she look upon Marjorie as a necessary
evil. She was glad and proud to be a mother, and she loved Marjorie, and
wished to do all that is in a mother's power for her, but she knew that
many of the old notions about babies were mistaken ideas. The incubator
itself proved that. Science and system are far more efficacious than
much of the old-fashioned granny's twaddle. With the help of educated
minds Mrs. Fielding meant to give Marjorie an ideal mother's care.

Marjorie didn't care much for the broader life herself. She was
incorrigibly like other babies. She wanted to be fed when she was
hungry, to sleep when she was sleepy, and to be loved and mothered
and petted whenever she was not hungry nor sleepy, and whatever a
nickel-plated incubator may be able to do, it is not an adept at
kissing. It may exude balmy temperature better than an old-style open
fireplace, but it is a failure at wrapping its warm, soft arms around
a baby, and pressing its cheek against a tiny, satin cheek. The very
cast-ironness of its construction prevents it from lifting the
infant high in the air until coos and crows of baby laughter tell of
unsystematic, unscientific joy. So Marjorie adopted the fly.

The fly came one day and alighted on the glass door of her crystal case
and winked its wings at her, and she blinked her eyes at it, and after
that they understood each other perfectly. It knew she wanted to be
amused, and it knew it was an amusing fellow. It had a clever trick of
shaking hands with itself under its coat tails, and as long as she knew
it, it never mentioned a statistic, and altho it walked all over the
thermostat, it disdained to look at the figures. Marjorie and the fly
became good friends. There was something very human about the fly, far
more than about the constantly passing faces of the sightseers, or
the prim, statistical nurse, or even the systematic, broadened Mrs.
Fielding, and one day it slipped into the incubator and alighted on
Marjorie's lips, and kissed her. Shortly after the scandalized nurse
assassinated the fly, and Marjorie would have mourned deeply but for a
new companion she discovered a little while afterward.

It was shortly before she was sufficiently incubated to leave her glass
prison, and she was fine and plump, and had begun to roll over and bump
her head against the glass, surprising herself greatly, for she could
not see the glass. If she had stayed a little longer she would have been
afraid to move at all, for wherever there was nothing to be seen there
might be that hard, smooth wall that hurt her.

She was lying flat on her downy pillow one morning, watching the faces,
when something stirred at the foot of the pillow. She raised her head a
very little but could see nothing, but as soon as her head fell back the
thing moved again. She was sure it moved, and she waited quietly, and
again it moved. This time there seemed to be two of the things. It was
puzzling, for the nurse never allowed anything interesting inside the
case.

Marjorie lay low, and presently, up, up, into her range of vision crept
a little pink and white affair with five short, plump branches, and just
behind it arose another. She cooed with pleasure.

The things seemed quite tame and unafraid, and they came nearer until
they stood quite upright on plump white branches. Marjorie reached
out her dimpled hands, which wandered a little uncertainly in the air,
wavering to and fro, until one came in contact with one of the plump,
mysterious things. She grasped it firmly, and it was soft and pleasant
to the touch.

The crowd of faces paused and increased in number. They seemed greatly
interested as she tried to catch the thing, and one old man offered
to bet she would catch it. He was immensely tickled when she did and
grinned delightedly. Marjorie held fast to her captive.

She pondered what she should do with it, and finally decided that it
must be edible. She drew it closer to her face, and it resisted and
tugged to get away, but she dragged it on relentlessly.

It was a hard fight. The old man coached her, cheering her on to fresh
endeavors, and, thus encouraged, she made one great final effort and
pulled the soft pink thing into her lips, and the old man laughed long
and loud and wiped his eyes.

"Look at her!" he cried. "Just look at her! Ain't she a picter for you?
I knowed she'd get it, she's grit clean through." A small boy, excited
by the size of the crowd, pushed his way to the front and looked, and
then turned away, indignant. "Huh!" he exclaimed scornfully, "'tain't
nut'in' but a kid got its toe in its mout'!" During her last days in the
incubator Marjorie and her feet became fast friends. All the long period
of her loneliness was forgotten in this new companionship. Never were
there more accommodating playmates than those two gentle twins, for they
seemed to be twins, they were so much alike in size and appearance. They
never forced themselves forward. When Marjorie wanted to sleep the feet
lay quietly at the foot of the pillow, but the moment she felt like
playing they crept upward and stood enticingly in her sight. Sometimes
she played with one, and sometimes with the other, and whichever was not
needed curled up snugly out of sight and waited patiently until it was
needed.

They had glorious times together. Usually she had no trouble in catching
a foot when she wanted it, but sometimes they played a little game with
her, and dodged about just beyond her reach, coaxing her to catch them,
and eluding her hands by the smallest part of an inch, but this only
made the fun more riotous, and one of them always ended the game by
letting itself be captured.

But one day a wonderful thing happened to Marjorie. The nurse and the
manager came to Marjorie's incubator, and consulted the chart, and
weighed Marjorie and pinched her arms and legs to see whether they were
firm and solid, and after that the air in the incubator lost a little
of its warmth every day, until it was as cool as the air of the great
outside world.

Marjorie was playing the foot game when the end came. She had not the
least idea that anything of the sort was going to happen. No one thought
of consulting her convenience in the matter.

First her father and mother appeared, and she might have known that
something unusual was on foot if she had thought about it, for they
had never before visited Marjorie simultaneously, but Marjorie was too
deeply in the foot game to pay attention to parents. Parents were a
necessity, but the foot game was a joy.

The nurse, who often did unaccountable things to Marjorie, did the most
unaccountable of all. She took Marjorie from her bed on the soft, pillow
and dressed her in stiff new garments, and enfolded her in blankets and
capes until she was like a bundle of soft cloths, with only a little
peephole for her eyes, and then, with cruelty unthought of, she handed
her bodily to Mrs. Fielding. Marjorie objected. She foresaw some trick
in all this. She raised her voice and protested, but they covered her
face with a soft white veil. Marjorie indignantly went to....

When she awoke the world had changed. She was in a strange foreign land,
where the walls were of white and blue tiles, and the ceiling was white,
and the floor was covered with soft rugs. It may have been beautiful but
it was not home. There was no incubator.

There were charts and sterilizers and scales and thermometers and
everything necessary for a highly systematized and scientific nursery,
but there was no incubator, and there was no long line of impertinent,
curious faces, constantly passing and constantly changing. Marjorie was
homesick.

Mrs. Fielding made the first entry on a brand-new chart, with triumphant
satisfaction. She epitomized Marjorie in an array of dates and figures.
To Mrs. Fielding and Chiswick, the new nurse, all was well so long as
the chart was normal. When the figures on the chart were abnormal they
considered that the baby in the crib had transgressed the laws of system
and science, and they paid her little attentions in the way of small
powders administered in a teaspoon.

Marjorie missed the nickel-plated trimmings of her incubator and she
longed to see the procession of faces that she had seen so often. She
would have given two degrees of temperature and three respirations
just to have a fat, greasy East Side washlady beam upon her as in the
incubator days. Even the occasional visits of her father became a joy.
She hoped he would be sufficiently weak-minded to take her in his arms,
but he was afraid to do anything that might affect the beautifully
correct procession of figures on the chart. She tried to soften Chiswick
with smiles, and betray her father with gurgles, and she even attempted
to astonish her mother by assuming a high temperature and a low pulse,
but all she got was a disreputable chart record and a dose of white
powder.

She lay back and puckered up her chin and yelled a good, healthy baby
yell. Chiswick entered it on the chart. She added a disparaging remark
to the effect that the cry was for "no apparent reason." It was an
insult, and Marjorie considered it one.

Where were the pink and white playfellows? A ripple shook the white of
her lace-decked skirt; two lumps arose in it; they pushed upward higher
and higher until the skirt slid back, and peeping over its edge came ten
rosy toes that twinkled at her mischievously. Marjorie held out her hand
appealingly, and the two plump feet, that had not dared to venture into
the atmosphere of the scientific nursery, cast aside their hesitation,
and met the waiting hands half way.

"Sakes alive!" exclaimed Chiswick, "if the child isn't trying to put
_both_ its feet in its mouth!"

Marjorie lay in blissful content; she had found human companionship.



II

It must be said, to the credit of incubators and science, that Marjorie
was a beautifully normal baby. Mrs. Fielding took the greatest possible
satisfaction in that. She was always ready to show Marjorie's record
charts to visitors, and it was touching to see with what motherly pride
she exhibited them. There was not another baby in the town that had
maintained such an even temperature, such a steady respiration, or such
a reliably even pulse.

Mr. Fielding was no less proud of the record. He bragged about it at the
club and tried to induce his married friends to allow their babies to
enter temperature matches with Marjorie, offering to wager two to one
that Marjorie could maintain a normal temperature for a longer time than
any baby of her age and weight.

When Marjorie reached six months Mr. Fielding decided that she deserved
a reward of merit, and he made her a present of an oak filing cabinet of
sixteen drawers, together with three thousand index cards. There was the
food drawer, with cards for every day of the year, and places on each
card to note the time of every feeding, the ounces of food taken, the
minutes Marjorie required to take the food, the formula of the food, and
the average cost of food per hour.

There was the clothing drawer, with cards on which to record the weight
of clothing worn, the temperature of the air, the number of pieces of
clothing worn, the method by which the garments were washed, and for
remarks on the comparative good effects of cotton, wool, silk, and linen
garments.

There were cards for sleep records, weight records, temperature,
respiration, and pulse records--in fact Marjorie was analyzed and
specified until one could tell at a glance just how many thousandths of
an ounce of food she consumed for each beat of her heart, or how many
times she breathed per pound of clothing worn.

Unfortunately, the nurse, Chiswick, objected. She threatened to leave.
She said her professional training had not included card systems, and
that even if she had had a modern business education, she had no time to
keep such multitudinous records. Mr. Fielding promptly engaged a private
secretary for Marjorie. Miss Vickers knew all about card index systems.
She loved two things passionately--card systems and babies.

And then, just when a record card had been allotted to every function of
Marjorie's pink and white body, a complication arose. Marjorie developed
a will and a temper.

She decided that she had reached the age when she ought to sit alone.
She looked upon the world and saw Chiswick sitting upright and Miss
Vickers sitting upright and she longed to sit upright too. For six
months she had reposed docilely upon her back or her stomach, with
occasional variations of lying on one side or the other, and she felt
that she had had enough of it. It was time to have a backbone and to
take her place as a sitter. She told Chiswick so plainly enough. When
Chiswick laid her on her back she yelled and raised her head. When
Chiswick laid her on her stomach she turned over upon her back and
raised her head and yelled. A little more and she would have been able
to sit up without aid. Her head and her neck sat up--as far as they
could. At least they flopped forward and tossed from side to side, but
her backbone would not follow. It continued to repose in placid flatness
on the pillow. Marjorie was very angry with her backbone. She got quite
purple in the face about it at times, and choked.

Chiswick was very dense. Marjorie's head and neck explained again and
again what they wanted to do, but Chiswick could not understand them.
She did not appreciate that it was ambition--she thought it was colic.
She pepperminted Marjorie until the sight of the peppermint spoon made
Marjorie tremble with rage, and when Marjorie had absorbed ounces and
ounces of peppermint water, Chiswick decided that Marjorie was past the
colic age, anyway.

Miss Vickers discovered what Marjorie wanted.

"I believe," she said, "that the child wants to sit up," and then
she tried it. That is why Marjorie loved Miss Vickers and hated
Chiswick--and peppermint--from that day onward.

It would have all ended there if Marjorie had been willing to
compromise, but she was not willing. The first day she might have been
willing, but when a person has cried steadily for three days and has
fought such a good fight, she feels it her right to dictate terms. She
would not compromise on an angle of forty-five degrees. She refused
to be satisfied with a plump, downy pillow at her back. She would sit
upright and alone, or yell.

Not that it mattered that she sat upright and unsupported, except that
she could not. Miss Vickers would seat her so and steady her for a
moment, but when the protecting hands were removed Marjorie unfailingly
collapsed. Sometimes she sank backward upon her pillow waving her arms
impotently, but usually she doubled disgracefully forward until her
nose bumped against her knee, or toppled to one side or the other like a
pulpy fallen idol. Her backbone was irritatingly pliable--somewhat like
a wet rag in stiffness. It was a poor affair, as backbones go. She might
quite as well not have had any. It made Marjorie remarkably angry.

She spent three entire days in a continuous round of being set up and
crumpling down again into the various bunchy shapes, and each day her
temper grew more violent. For the first time in her life she cried real
tears.

Mrs. Fielding was usually busy. Her club life was engrossing, but when,
for three days in succession, the index cards bore the words "Cried
all day," she felt it her duty to investigate. She went to the nursery,
indignant.

"Well, mam," said Chiswick, "I don't know how to stop her. My opinion is
that it's temper. She _will_ sit up, mam, and she can't. We set her up,
like she wants, and then she topples down and hollers. She hollers if we
do and she hollers if we don't. You can do a thing or you can leave it
undone, and there ain't nothing else you can do. There ain't anything
between them two ways. If there was we might suit her."

"You should distract her attention," said Mrs. Fielding.

"She won't distract," declared Chiswick. "She made up her mind to sit
up alone--which she can't--and she gets in a temper over it, and her
temper's getting worse right along."

Mrs. Fielding looked at her daughter doubtfully.

"Perhaps she needs a little punishment," she suggested, "but I am not
sure that the latest authorities approve of punishment. I will let you
know. I should like to consult others before acting."

Mrs. Fielding laid the matter before the Mothers' club at its next
meeting. She found the Mothers' club to be frankly and openly divided
on the question. Mothers who had at first held the most modern ideas had
fallen into laxly illogical methods, and instead of taking broad views
of the infant as a theoretical subject, had become rank individualists.
Mrs. Jones could talk only of Johnny Jones and Mrs. Smith argued all
questions to and from Susie Smith. Mrs. Fielding found no satisfaction
there and at length appealed to the monthly convocation of the local
federation of Women's clubs, which included the best intellect of all
the women of the city. When the federation had finished considering the
question, Mrs. Fielding found that she was one of a committee of four
appointed to direct the growth of Marjorie in mind, body, and soul.
The federation had undertaken to guide Marjorie through the pitfalls of
infancy.

Miss Martha Wiles, of the Browning club, was made chairman of the
committee; Miss Vesey, of the Higher Life circle, and Miss Loring, of
the Physical Good guild, were members of it, and Mrs. Fielding was added
at the last moment to represent the Mothers' club because the other
members of the Mothers' club said they had enough to do to look after
their own babies.

When the committee convened in the Fielding nursery to consider
Marjorie's temper, Marjorie greeted it with a sweet smile. The committee
sat on the sofa and Marjorie sat in her crib. She had conquered her
backbone and was on good terms with it and the world again.

The committee entered upon its duties enthusiastically. It began by
studying the records of Marjorie. It met daily to adopt rules and
regulations and spent hours over the card cabinet until it became
thoroughly acquainted with Marjorie's averages. Then it made out a
schedule of normal development for mind and body.

Chiswick viewed the schedule skeptically.

"It's a nice schedule, mam, I'll say that much for it," she said, "but
if the day comes when she's entered to creep, and she don't creep, what
am I going to do about it?"

[Illustration: If the day comes when she is entered to creep and
don't... 68]

"It is your duty to see that she does creep," said Miss Wiles.

"Very well, mam," said Chiswick, "but may I ask one question?"

"You may. It is your duty to ask questions. Refer all your doubts to the
committee," replied Miss Wiles.

"Then," said Chiswick, "answer me this. On page six of the records of
the committee it says: 'Whereas, the lower strata of air in a room are
the abiding places of millions of germs; and whereas, children playing
upon the floor must breathe the said air; and whereas, children playing
upon the floor take into their mouths and convey thence to their
stomachs the said germs, as well as pins, lint, needles, buttons, and
other indigestible and highly injurious substances. Therefore, be it
resolved, that the said Marjorie Fielding shall never be allowed to
sit, lie, recline, or rest upon the floor, nor upon any rug, blanket,
or other covering upon the said floor.' What I want to know is, how the
child is to learn to creep if she isn't to be allowed on the floor."

The committee looked at itself questioningly. Miss Loring giggled. Miss
Wiles alone saved the day.

"You will, of course," she said, haughtily, "give the child her lessons
in creeping upon a table. Mrs. Fielding will see that one is provided."

When the committee was gone Chiswick walked over to the crib where
Marjorie lay and looked at her doubtfully. According to the schedule a
creep was due from Marjorie in six weeks and Marjorie had only learned
the art of sitting alone. Sitting alone at seven months is not bad
progress for an incubator baby and Marjorie was rather proud of it.

"Well," said Chiswick, "you've got to do it, and if you've got to do it
you might as well begin to learn now."

Marjorie was lifted and deposited upon her rotund little stomach, which
protruded so much that she rocked back and forth upon it like a helpless
hobby horse. She looked up at Chiswick appealingly but saw only a stern
taskmistress.

"Lie that way a while," said Chiswick coldly. "Get used to it," and she
went away.

Marjorie laid her cheek on the cool sheet and thought. It was a rather
pleasant position. It gave her a comfortable compressed sensation below
the waist. She liked it but she could not afford to be idle. She raised
her head and peered around, as a tortoise peers, lengthening her neck. A
foot beyond her reach she saw her rattle. She stretched her hands for
it and only succeeded in bringing her pudgy little nose flat against the
sheet. She kicked with her feet, but even that did not bring the rattle
within reach; it only served to rock her gently to and fro on her
stomach. Marjorie needed the rattle. She had still several hundred
shakes to give it before her day's work would be complete. And the
rattle needed Marjorie; it looked forlorn and lonely. Even as she
considered the matter Marjorie found that she was raising her body on
her plump little arms. They were acting like little posts to elevate
her shoulders and head. Then, in a most phenomenal way, one knee doubled
itself and drew up under her body, and the other followed it, and she
was on her hands and knees.

From this frightfully elevated position the rattle appeared quite near,
so near that it seemed as if she could touch it. She put out a hand, and
lo! the whole fabric of herself that she had reared, collapsed, and she
was sprawled flat on the sheet.

But the rattle certainly seemed nearer. She tried it again, and this
time she put her hand forward only a little way, and followed it with
the other, but she was firmly anchored at the rear, and there was no
elasticity in her body. It would not stretch another inch. She thought
of her legs reproachfully. But for them she might even now have the
rattle. Her legs felt the reproach and wiggled with shame. They knew
they were in disgrace and they longed to come closer and nestle lovingly
against Marjorie. One of them moved forward slowly and paused. Its
fellow, fearing it was being deserted, moved up beside it, but cruel
Marjorie moved her hands forward again.

She could almost touch the rattle! One more forward movement of her legs
and--

Chiswick, turning, saw it just in time. She was beside the crib in one
bound, and her right hand pressed down upon Marjorie and squeezed her
deep into the softness of the crib, and held her there kicking and
squealing.

"Land sakes!" cried Chiswick. "You're breaking the schedule! You can't
creep now. The idea! What will that there committee say! What will
they say of you to that federation of clubs! You and me won't have no
reputation left. Don't you ever creep till I say so. Never!"

She picked up the offended Marjorie and set her upright in the end of
the crib. Marjorie rolled over upon her hands and knees. She wanted the
rattle. She scoffed at schedules. Chiswick held her down with one hand
and reached for the rattle with the other.

"Now I've got to watch you day and night," she grumbled, "or we'll be
having resolutions made about us, and things voted, and land knows what!
You'd break the whole constitution and by-laws, you would."

Marjorie smiled gleefully, and struggled to free herself. Chiswick tied
her to the head of the crib with a strip of antiseptic bandage; and
entered in the day book: "Tried to creep; restrained by nurse."

[Illustration: Tied her to the head of the crib 78]

When the committee met again they passed a resolution of thanks to
Chiswick for her prompt action, and Marjorie's private secretary entered
it on the records. As she wrote the last word she looked at Marjorie and
winked, and Marjorie smiled wickedly.

There were hours when Chiswick was off duty, and then the private
secretary was left alone in charge of Marjorie, and those were hours
of riotous living. The private secretary was scientific--as a
bookkeeper--but as a nurse she was ignorantly human.

She scoffed at the Higher Life for Women; she ate candy and avoided as
much as possible her physical good. She refused to be emancipated. She
had an idea it meant something in the way of doing without lacing and
wearing shoes a size too large for one.

So when she was left alone with Marjorie they had a good time. They sat
on the floor and imbibed germs, and they did all sorts of unscientific,
retrogressive things. Perhaps that was why Marjorie remained a sweet,
cheerful baby instead of becoming a sour little old woman.

One evening when Chiswick was away the private secretary and Marjorie
were having a romp on the floor of the nursery. It was a handicap race,
a creeping match, and the private secretary was handicapped by her
skirts. The two were so interested that they did not hear the nursery
door open. When Marjorie had won the twenty-foot dash the private
secretary turned, and blushed with confusion and guilt. Mr. Fielding
stood in the doorway! A frown darkened his brow and he looked at the
private secretary with severity.

Miss Vickers sprang to her feet hastily and brushed out the folds of her
skirt.

"Well!" exclaimed Mr. Fielding. "So this is how you behave! This is what
you may be expected to do when you are trusted alone with the child!
What do you suppose Mrs. Fielding and the committee would say?"

The private secretary laughed. Marjorie laughed and clapped her hands.
Mr. Fielding frowned and picked Marjorie up. He put her in the crib, and
Marjorie, rudely taken from her playmate by this stern man, lifted up
her voice and wailed. She turned red in the face and howled. There was a
swish of silk skirts--which never should be worn in the nursery--a rush
of feet, and a hand pushed Mr. Fielding aside. With one sweep of her
arms the private secretary gathered Marjorie to her breast.

"What did you do to her?" she cried. "Much you know about babies, and
all your silly committees!"

Mr. Fielding paused irresolute. Marjorie cooed gently in her protector's
arms, and her father looked at her curiously.

"You--you don't believe in scientific motherhood?" he said to Miss
Vickers. He seemed to be asking for information; seeking light on a
question that had already raised itself in his mind.

"'Scientific' doesn't hurt any, but it needs some mother with it," she
replied. "See her smile!" Mr. Fielding leaned forward cautiously.

"She does, doesn't she?" he said, with curiosity. "I never saw that
before. It is quite interesting."

"It's great!" exclaimed the private secretary. "You take her a minute
and I'll show you something else."

Mr. Fielding took her, carefully.

The private secretary clapped her hands and Marjorie looked toward her.

"Two hands, baby," she said, and the two pink arms reached out to her.

"Well!" exclaimed Mr. Fielding, "How human!"

"See if she will do it for you," suggested the girl.

Mr. Fielding clapped his hands. "Two hands!" he said.

Marjorie looked at him good naturedly. If he was willing to play she
could forgive everything. She reached out her hands, and jumped toward
her father. Before he knew how it happened, he had pressed his lips to
her soft cheek and her hands were entangled in his hair.

[Illustration: On his hands and knees playing peek-boo 88]

When the doorbell rang, half an hour later, Mr. Fielding was on his
hands and knees playing "peek-boo!" with Marjorie. Miss Vickers swept
her into her crib and helped him to arise hastily. Then she pushed him
toward the door.

"It is Chiswick!" she whispered. "Hurry!"

"Yes!" he whispered in return. "We--we will keep this matter private? It
is not necessary to inform any one."

The private secretary watched him nervously while he gave Marjorie a
last, long kiss, and then she pushed him gently from the nursery. She
really had to push him out.

When Mrs. Fielding was appointed to read a paper on Scientific
Motherhood at the annual convention of the national federation of
Women's clubs, she accepted the task with due modesty but not without a
sense of complete fitness. Her mere presence in the distant convention
city would in itself be a proof of the correctness of her theories.
Under what other system could a mother leave her young baby and devote a
week's absence to club duties? She felt quite at ease, however, for
the three remaining members of the committee of four were in charge of
Marjorie's welfare, and back of the committee was the entire federation
of her city. She took the train with a grateful sense of freedom.

It was the opportunity Marjorie had been awaiting. No sooner had Mrs.
Fielding left the city than Marjorie raised her temperature two degrees,
just as an experiment. It was wonderfully successful. It made Chiswick
scurry around the nursery with distracted concern. Marjorie raised
her temperature a few degrees more and Chiswick telephoned for the
committee.

The committee came, consulted and wondered what to do. It decided to
await developments, and went away again.

As Mrs. Fielding sped toward the place where she was to exercise the
noble functions of her mind, Marjorie, in the nursery, lay in the
private secretary's arms, at times sleeping and at times with wide-open,
glassy, bright eyes. The private secretary was staying overtime, but she
did not mind it. She was glad to stay because Marjorie was fretful and
would not let Chiswick touch her.

Marjorie moved about restlessly in Miss Vickers's arms, trying fresh
positions each moment, and tossing her hot head from side to side. Her
cheeks glowed red, and the same red overspread her forehead and gleamed
through the tossed gold of her hair. Where her head touched it the
private secretary's arm burned as under a hot iron.

The private secretary--who really had no voice at all--chanted:

     "Ma-mie had a lit-tle lamb,
     Little lamb,
     Little lamb,
     Ma-mie had a lit-tle lamb,
     Its fleece was white as snow."

Marjorie fretted. She did not want to be sung to. She did not know what
she wanted. She was not used to being abnormal in temperature,
it made her peevish, but she was lovable even so, for
through the peevishness stray smiles would creep--sick little
"please--excuse--Marjorie"--smiles, to show she had no hard feelings,
but just one great uncomfortable feeling.

"You dear, dear, _dear_ baby!" the private secretary exclaimed, and bent
and kissed the hot cheek.

It was a hard night for the private secretary but it was a treasured
night. It was blessed to feel the little hot baby resting in her arms
and to be able to give up sleep and comfort and everything for the
sleepless child.

When the sun arose Marjorie had fallen asleep, but tossed restlessly,
and on her white skin, from which the fever had retreated, thousands of
bright red spots glowed and glowed. Marjorie had the measles.

Chiswick suggested sending a hurry call for the committee, but while she
was sending it the private secretary routed Mr. Fielding from his bed.
He came to the nursery in bath robe and slippers, and dashed out again
to set the telephone bell clamoring.

Before the committee had its pompadours well under way the good old
bulky doctor was bending over Marjorie's crib.

"Very severe attack," he said, "but not necessarily dangerous. Keep her
(and so on), give her (and so on). I'll drop in after noon."

When the committee arrived an hour later it had nothing to do but
approve or disapprove of what had already been done. It decided to
send Mrs. Fielding bulletins. Nothing weak or exciting; just cool,
calm statements of facts. Things in the manner of reports to a fellow
committee woman.

Mrs. Fielding received the first as she was in the hands of the
reception committee.

"Marjorie has measles. No cause for alarm," it said. She frowned. Why
should they bother her with trifles.

About noon she received another message. It read: "Patient's condition
unchanged. No cause for alarm."

She crumpled it in her hand and threw it on the floor. It had
interrupted an inspiring conversation on the Higher Life.

When the doctor visited Marjorie about noon he sat fully five minutes
with her, which was unusually long for such a busy man, and as he left
he gravely remarked that he would drop in during the evening.

He did not like the way those red spots were fading.

When he returned he frowned. Mr. Fielding was sitting on the cribside
holding one of Marjorie's hot hands and gently passing his fingers over
her brow. The private secretary was on her knees at the other side of
the crib. But the doctor did not frown at either of these.

"I don't like her condition, at all," he said. "Not at all. But I'll try
to pull her through. Telephone my wife I'll not be home to-night, will
you?" Marjorie lay in open-eyed listlessness, staring upward at nothing.
Her breath was short and rapid, and her heart beat like the quick
strokes of a trip hammer.

She wondered vaguely why this strange thing was happening to her, and
when the private secretary touched her she tried to smile, and only
succeeded in making white lines about her drawn, dry lips.

It was nine o'clock when Mrs. Fielding arose to read her paper before
the national convention, and as she arose she was handed a telegram. It
was from the committee.

"Patient seriously ill. Best possible medical attendance. Do not worry."

Mrs. Fielding read it and walked to the rostrum. "President and ladies,"
her paper began, "my child is an example of the benefits of scientific
motherhood," but she did not read it so. As she stood facing her
audience, her paper trembled in her hand, and as she looked at the lines
written upon it they said but one thing--"Patient seriously ill."

"President and ladies," she began, "my child is--my child is--" The
lines vanished and she faltered. "My child," she said, "is--is very ill
to-night. I must go, of course. You must excuse me," and she turned and
fled.

It was rather odd that the first articulate word that Marjorie said in
her life was uttered about that time. She had grown more irritable
and had pushed away her father's hand and the drink that the private
secretary offered her.

"What do you want, little girl?" Miss Vickers asked, and Marjorie, whole
weeks ahead of her schedule, said, "Ma-ma."



III.

For an incubator baby, Marjorie handled the measles remarkably well.
After a first reluctant period when she seemed to prefer death to
disfigurement, she blossomed into exceeding spotfulness and rioted
in soda baths, and then she gently faded into her usual
pink-and-white-ness. The effect on her system was excellent, but to
Chiswick, her faithful nurse, it brought distress.

The world bows down before a sick baby, but a convalescent baby puts its
foot on the neck of the prostrate world and then pushes. Marjorie ruled.
She demanded many things. She insisted on being rocked to sleep, and
sung to, and being held while awake, and all manner of things that her
governing committee considered debilitating and antiquated, and Mrs.
Field-ing, glowing with newly found mother love, decided that Marjorie
must have them. She felt that a little petting would not harm the child,
but she was afraid of Chiswick.

Chiswick, like an incorruptible guard, was always present, and back of
Chiswick was the governing committee, and back of the committee was the
Federation of Women's Clubs, and back of that was all the great theory
of scientific motherhood and the greater theory of the Higher and Better
Life for Women. Mrs. Fielding felt that the eye of the world was upon
her, and that Chiswick was that eye. The only way to secure freedom was
to put the eye out, so she put it out. She gave Chiswick an afternoon
off.

Chiswick went reluctantly. She was a lover of duty, and she had but one
desire in life, to see Marjorie keep to her schedule.

Mrs. Fielding and Marjorie had a good time that afternoon. Marjorie
learned to put her arms around her mother's neck and to lay her face
close against her mother's face, but Chiswick wandered up and down
before the house disconsolately.

When she was let in she threw off her hat and dashed at Marjorie
greedily. She took her pulse eight times in succession and refused
supper because she wanted to get so many respirations and temperatures
that she had no time to eat.

She was just settling down to a nicely scientific evening when Mr.
Fielding entered the nursery. Mr. Fielding feared Chiswick as much as he
feared Mrs. Fielding. He cast one glance at Marjorie, sweet and clean in
her nightgown, and another at the door, and then smiled at Chiswick. It
was a guileful smile.

"Chiswick," he said, "it is a beautiful evening."

"Is it, sir?" she asked, coldly.

"Beautiful," he returned with great enthusiasm. "Beautiful! I never saw
a finer night--outside."

"You don't say!" she remarked, but her voice expressed the deepest
unconcern for the weather. Mr. Fielding moved toward Marjorie. Chiswick
quietly slipped between them.

"My!" Mr. Fielding exclaimed. "You are not looking at all well yourself,
Chiswick. You are overworking. I don't know what Mrs. Fielding can be
thinking about to let you wear yourself out so. You are so faithful,
so--"

Chiswick shook her head.

"I don't want no outing," she said, sullenly. "I've had one. I don't
need no more. I'm well."

"Really," said Mr. Fielding, "a little run in this fresh evening air
would do wonders for you; wonders! It would quite set you up again. You
must think of your health, Chiswick." He eyed Marjorie longingly.

"No, thank you," said Chiswick. "I'll try to get along."

"Chiswick!" said Mr. Fielding. "I insist. You may neglect your health
if you wish, but I cannot. What would Marjorie do if you should
get sick--and die? I insist that you must go out for a little
constitutional. Say for two hours, or three, if you wish."

Chiswick balked and Mr. Fielding gently put his hand against her
shoulder and pushed her to the door. She gave a last longing glance
backward into the nursery and went. For two hours she sat desolately
on the horse block and then sadly entered the house with a cold in her
head.

Marjorie was asleep, but when she heard Chiswick's tread she sighed and
held up one soft hand. Chiswick clasped it--and took her pulse.

The next morning Miss Vickers looked up from her task of filling in
the record cards for the previous day and smiled at Chiswick. It was
unusual, for they were not the best of friends, and Chiswick hardened
instantly.

"I'm looking sick, ain't I?" she said, defiantly. "I need air, don't I?
I'll lose my complexion if I don't go out and sit a few hours on that
stone horse block, won't I? Huh! Not for you! No, mam, I'll out in
the afternoon for Mrs. Fielding, and I'll out in the evening for Mr.
Fielding, if I have to, but I won't out in no morning for no private
secretary. Not much?"

"I only thought," said Miss Vickers, sweetly, "that perhaps you'd
like to take a little fresh air. I don't mind tending Marjorie, if you
would."

"I wouldn't," said Chiswick, shortly.

"Oh!" said Miss Vickers. She wrote rapidly for a few moments. "By the
way," she said, between cards. "I forgot to tell you--" she wrote in a
temperature--"that the committee"--another card--"said that a new
sterilizer is needed"--another record written--"and said to tell you to
get one"--another card--"this morning."

Chiswick threw the baby clothes she held in her hand upon the crib with
more than necessary violence. She jammed her hat on her head and stuck
a hat pin through it vindictively. She ran all the way to the druggist's
and back, and as she entered the house she glanced at the horse block
spitefully. Mrs. Fielding met her at the door.

"Chiswick," she said, "I'm going to let you have another afternoon out
to-day."

Marjorie enjoyed Chiswick's outings. She found herself in a world where
people did nice things to her, and her appetite for petting became a
vice. When entertainment stopped she doubled up her fists, closed her
eyes and yelled. Sometimes, if her demands went long unanswered, she
held her breath until she was purple in the face. Against such a
plea only Chiswick could remain obdurate. She seemed absolutely
incorruptible, but she was not. Every woman has her price.

It was an afternoon of the meeting of the federation and Mrs. Fielding
was out. Miss Vickers was out, too, and Chiswick was happy. She did not
have to take an outing.

Marjorie sat on the sterilized floor and planned the downfall of
Chiswick. She wanted to be rocked asleep, and that, like Mary's little
lamb, was against the rule. Scientific babies are laid in the crib and
go to sleep without rocking. Marjorie wept.

She began by rubbing her eyes with the back of her chubby fists and
yawning until her mouth was a little pink circle. That was to tell
Chiswick she was sleepy. Chiswick put her in the crib.

Marjorie sat up and whimpered, pausing from time to time to look at
Chiswick. Chiswick remained calm and indifferent. Marjorie lay back,
stiffened her limbs and yelled. Chiswick was not affected. Marjorie
rolled over on one side, raised her voice an octave, and shrieked,
beating the side of her crib with her fists. She became purple in the
face. Chiswick paid no attention.

Marjorie, disgusted, became suddenly quiet. She feigned meekness. She
sat up in her crib and smiled. She pretended that sleep and rocking were
farthest from her thoughts. She coaxed to be put on the floor. Chiswick
yielded so far, as a reward of merit.

Without an instant's hesitation Marjorie crept to the rocking chair that
stood in one corner of the room and tried her latest and most famous
trick. It was a trick of which she was justly proud. When she had done
it for her mother she had been deliciously hugged, and it never failed
to win a kiss from her father. True, she had always performed it with
the assistance of a crib leg, but the rocking chair looked serene.
Marjorie could stand on her own legs, with something to hold to, and she
was going to do it for Chiswick.

She raised herself on her knees by the chair, and grasped it firmly by
the seat. Cautiously she drew a foot up under her and tested her knee
strength. It was good. She raised herself carefully and slid the other
foot beside its companion, stiffened her knees and was standing upright!
It was glorious! She turned her head to see how Chiswick was taking it.
The chair failed her basely. It swung forward in an unaccountable manner
and developed a strange instability. Marjorie grasped it firmly and
it reared up in front and then dived down again. She cast an agonized
glance at Chiswick, staggered, grasped widely in the air for a firmer
support, gasped, and sat down so suddenly that the bottles in the
sterilizer on the table rattled.

The chair, released, nodded at her sagely once or twice and settled into
a motionless and fraudulent appearance of stability.

Marjorie was not to be fooled twice by the same chair. She tried it
cautiously. She put her hand on it and it swayed. She took her hand off
and it became still. It was a remarkable mechanism. She crawled around
to one side and tried it there. It was much better so. She upended
herself again, and the chair, altho it wabbled distractingly, did not
cast her off.

Chiswick was not duly impressed. She seemed to consider standing upright
quite an everyday matter. Marjorie hesitated, looked at her appealingly,
and then, to overwhelm her, released one hand and stood alone, supported
by one hand only.

Suddenly the deceitful chair began to rock again. It fell sickeningly
beneath her hand, and arose again, only to fall once more. Marjorie
trembled. If all the world should develop this instability! If cribs and
floors and walls should take to sinking and rising.

She lost faith in the inanimate. Nothing was firm and secure but strong,
warm arms, holding one firmly. She cast off her remaining clasp on the
chair and in her excitement forgot that she was standing. She had but
one thought, Chiswick and safety!

Steadying herself for a moment she reached out her arms and took a step
toward Chiswick. She swayed backward, threatening to sit down again, and
then in a rush she took three quick steps, bent forward and fell flat on
her face.

Chiswick darted toward her, but too late. Her forehead struck the hard
floor just before Chiswick reached her, and she screamed with fright. It
was true! Even the floor had proved false and had risen to strike her.
Her heart broke, and then, before she knew how, she was wrapped in
Chiswick's arms and was being rocked tumultuously. Chiswick had fallen
from scientific grace.

After that it was only a question of who could do the most to spoil
Marjorie. There was Mrs. Fielding, who was sure no one suspected her;
and Mr. Fielding, who carefully avoided publicity in his ministrations;
and Chiswick, who was severely correct when observed and weakly
indulgent when alone; and Miss Vickers, who was shamelessly indifferent
to rules. Between them Marjorie had quite a normal babyhood, and the
members of the committee were blissfully unaware of it. They regularly
reported her progress, and bragged of her scientific upbringing.

When Marjorie reached the age of two years she had cut all her teeth
and was saying words of one and one-half syllables, and stringing them
together to form sentences that no one but her loving intimates could by
any chance understand. By the direction of her governing committee she
wore frocks cut on a scientific plan that had originated in the mind of
some person who had a chronic aversion to ruffles and whose firm belief
seemed to be that only the ugly was hygienic. Marjorie wore health
garments that looked like misfit flour sacks, and health shoes that made
people stop and stare at her feet. Her garb was so highly healthful
that Marjorie should have bloomed like a rose, but she began to droop
visibly. She became pale and peevish and would not eat her bran mash
and Infant's Delight puddings. By day she was listless and by night she
slept fitfully and awakened with screams. She had no appetite. Every one
was sorry for her and did little things to please her--on the sly.

In any other child the doctor would at once have suspected a wrong
diet, but Marjorie's committee had arranged her diet and it was beyond
criticism. The doctor suggested that perhaps incubator babies
were subject to such declines. One of the strictest rules of the
committee-arranged diet was "no sweets." Candy was absolutely forbidden.
On this point the committee was most positive.

Miss Vickers considered this a shocking cruelty. She lived largely on
chocolate creams and considered a candyless world pathetic. She pitied
Marjorie, and occasionally, when no one was looking, she smuggled a fat
chocolate into Marjorie's willing mouth. Miss Vickers believed that
a little candy was good for a child, but she was careful not to give
Marjorie more than she thought was good for her.

Mr. Fielding was of the same opinion. He could not imagine an
unsweetened childhood, and whenever he visited the nursery he smuggled
in a few soft bonbons--the kind that dissolve in the mouth and leave
no clews. Marjorie approved. She had a capacity for candy that was
phenomenal. One morning she and her mother were taking a little toddle
down the street when they passed one of those seductive candy shops in
which the basely knowing proprietor has the show windows cut so low that
the tempting display is very near the level of a two-year-old's mouth.

Marjorie stopped. She pushed her nose into flatness against the window
and gloated. She edged back and forth from one side, where there were
chocolate creams, to the other, where there were pink bonbons, and her
nose in its course made a clean streak on the dusty window glass. She
paused hesitatingly before the floury marshmallows, passed the cakes of
flat chocolate without qualms, and settled firmly and finally before the
pink bonbons.

She refused to leave the beautiful spot. When Mrs. Fielding tried to
draw her away, her nose remained against the glass and she screamed.
Mrs. Fielding glanced up and down the street guiltily. Not a committee
member was in sight. The street was untroubled by the feet of members of
the Federation of Women's Clubs. Mrs. Fielding vanished into the candy
shop. It was quite safe to leave Marjorie outside; she would remain with
her nose, and her nose seemed permanently affixed to the window.

But when Mrs. Fielding emerged with a small paper bag in her hand
Marjorie turned. The sight of one of the delicious pink lumps of
sweetness being lifted from the bag drew her away from the window, and
when the bonbon was dropped into her open mouth she was conquered. She
followed her mother gladly. Wherever that paper bag might go, Marjorie
would follow. The last bonbon disappeared before they reached home, but
Mrs. Fielding continued to carry the empty bag, and Marjorie followed
it.

"Miss Vickers," said Mrs. Fielding, as she turned Marjorie over to her,
"you must never, _never_ allow any one to give Marjorie candy. It would
not be good for her." Thus she tried to secure a monopoly of Marjorie's
love, and forestall any ill effects, but she did not know the depths
to which Chiswick had sunk. Concealed in her loose shirt waist was
something that rustled suspiciously like paper and that made her once
care-free conscience cringe at every rustle.

Naturally, Marjorie got too much candy. Whenever she was alone with one
of her family she found candy appearing from unsuspected places about
their persons, and she began to like confidential little parties of two.

It was truly joyful to see Marjorie eat candy. She was not greedy. At
least, she did not look greedy. She looked surprised and pleased. She
never seemed so soulful and sinless as at the moment when her pink lips
closed over a bonbon. At such a moment she seemed to forget the world
and to live in a more blessed sphere. The committee was particularly
strict about candy. It made the most positive rules against candy and
had them pasted on the walls of the nursery, and then during its calls,
each of its members skirmished to be the last to leave. The last out of
the room usually dropped a piece of candy into Marjorie's mouth.

Her indisposition was a glorious opportunity for the candy givers.
Everybody had a good excuse for going to the nursery as often as
possible, and she was in a constant glow of cherubic bliss, until the
day of reckoning came. She lay on her cot and was crudely, simply sick.
Her eyes were sunken and her cheeks varied from pale yellow to feverish
red. For the first time in her life she refused candy.

Her family and attendants and her governing committee wandered about the
nursery, each with one closed fist hiding a candy, seeking opportunities
to bend over the crib, and offer the candy to Marjorie, unseen by the
others. They made quite a procession. Someone was bending over the crib
every moment. Finally the doctor came and bent over the crib, too, and
then all the others joined him.

"That child is sick," said the doctor, taking her from the crib and
concocting a potion.

"We knew that, doctor," said Miss Vickers. "We knew she was quite ill."

"Ill!" he said. "Ill! I said sick. Dog sick. She's overfed. Too much
candy."

"Oh!" they all exclaimed. "Candy! Impossible!"

"The rules of the committee--" began the chairman.

"Did she eat 'em?" asked the doctor savagely. "If she did she ought to
be sick. It makes me sick to look at 'em." He glared at the assembly.
"Which of you gave her candy?" he asked. There was no reply. He turned to
Marjorie.

"Like candy?" he asked.

"Yeth," said Marjorie.

"Who gives you candy?" he inquired. Marjorie looked at the faces above
her. She selected Chiswick.

"Chithy," she declared.

Chiswick blushed. The others looked at her in pained surprise.

"Who else gives you candy?" demanded the doctor.

"Papa," said Marjorie.

Mr. Fielding crimsoned and avoided the eyes that frowned at him.

Miss Vickers alone spared him. She tossed her head defiantly.

"I gave her candy. Lots of it. It's good for her," she declared.

"Who else?" demanded the doctor.

"Mamma," said Marjorie.

Mrs. Fielding put her handkerchief to her eyes. She was afraid of the
committee and hid weakly behind her tears, knowing that they would not
attack her there, but the committee was not considering an attack. It
was preparing a graceful retreat and it oozed away before Marjorie made
its baseness known.

"Doctor," said Mr. Fielding unsteadily, "do you think you can pull her
through?"

The doctor rumbled deep in his throat.

"Pull her through!" he growled. "Pull her through! Why don't _you_ ask
me?" he snapped at Mrs. Fielding. Mrs. Fielding wiped her eyes.

"Will she get well?" she asked.

The doctor grew scarlet.

"You ask me?" he exclaimed at Chiswick, but Chiswick only looked mutely
miserable, and the doctor turned and faced them.

"Pull her through!" he growled. "Yes, I'll pull her through. She's about
as ill as I am, but she's as sick as a dog. Stuffed with candy. I'll
prescribe--"

He turned, and, walking to the wall, tore down the rules and schedule so
carefully prepared by the committee. When he faced Mr. Fielding again he
seemed happier.

"How's your mother?" he asked.

Mr. Fielding gasped.

"My mother!" he stammered. "Why--why, she's dead."

"How's your mother, then?" the doctor asked, turning to Mrs. Fielding.

"Mother is well, thank you." she said.

"Good!" the doctor cried. "I prescribe one grandmother, one good,
old-fashioned grandmother. And see that she isn't any new-fangled
affair, either, or I'll turn her out and go out on the street and pick
one to suit me."

Marjorie, pale and big-eyed, looked at him wonderingly.

"An incubator is all right when a mother won't do," he said, "and a
mother is all right when you can't get a grandmother, but hang your
committees and your rules! The only good thing about rules is to find
exceptions to them. What this baby needs more than anything else is a
course of good, old-style grandmothering."

He buttoned his coat and paused to pinch Marjorie's cheek.

"We know what you want don't we?" he said, and Marjorie smiled a thin,
pale smile.

"Want piece candy," she replied.





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