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Title: The Jargon File, Version 4.2.2, 20 Aug 2000
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#======= THIS IS THE JARGON FILE, VERSION 4.2.2, 20 AUG 2000 =======#
This is the Jargon File, a comprehensive compendium of hacker slang
illuminating many aspects of hackish tradition, folklore, and humor.
This document (the Jargon File) is in the public domain, to be freely
used, shared, and modified. There are (by intention) no legal
restraints on what you can do with it, but there are traditions about
its proper use to which many hackers are quite strongly attached.
Please extend the courtesy of proper citation when you quote the File,
ideally with a version number, as it will change and grow over time.
(Examples of appropriate citation form: "Jargon File 4.2.2" or "The
on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.2, 20 AUG 2000".)
The Jargon File is a common heritage of the hacker culture. Over the
years a number of individuals have volunteered considerable time to
maintaining the File and been recognized by the net at large as
editors of it. Editorial responsibilities include: to collate
contributions and suggestions from others; to seek out corroborating
information; to cross-reference related entries; to keep the file in a
consistent format; and to announce and distribute updated versions
periodically. Current volunteer editors include:
Eric Raymond [5]esr@snark.thyrsus.com
Although there is no requirement that you do so, it is considered good
form to check with an editor before quoting the File in a published
work or commercial product. We may have additional information that
would be helpful to you and can assist you in framing your quote to
reflect not only the letter of the File but its spirit as well.
All contributions and suggestions about this file sent to a volunteer
editor are gratefully received and will be regarded, unless otherwise
labelled, as freely given donations for possible use as part of this
public-domain file.
From time to time a snapshot of this file has been polished, edited,
and formatted for commercial publication with the cooperation of the
volunteer editors and the hacker community at large. If you wish to
have a bound paper copy of this file, you may find it convenient to
purchase one of these. They often contain additional material not
found in on-line versions. The two `authorized' editions so far are
described in the Revision History section; there may be more in the
future.
* [6]Introduction: The purpose and scope of this File
* [7]A Few Terms: Of Slang, Jargon and Techspeak
* [8]Revision History: How the File came to be
* [9]Jargon Construction: How hackers invent jargon
* [10]Hacker Writing Style: How they write
* [11]Email Quotes: And the Inclusion Problem
* [12]Hacker Speech Style: How hackers talk
* [13]International Style: Some notes on usage outside the U.S.
* [14]Lamer-speak: Crackers, Phreaks, and Lamers
* [15]Pronunciation Guide: How to read the pronunciation keys
* [16]Other Lexicon Conventions: How to read lexicon entries
* [17]Format for New Entries: How to submit new entries for the File
* [18]The Jargon Lexicon: The lexicon itself
* [19]Appendix A: Hacker Folklore
* [20]Appendix B: A Portrait of J. Random Hacker
* [21]Appendix C: Helping Hacker Culture Grow
* [22]Bibliography: For your further enjoyment
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Introduction
This document is a collection of slang terms used by various
subcultures of computer hackers. Though some technical material is
included for background and flavor, it is not a technical dictionary;
what we describe here is the language hackers use among themselves for
fun, social communication, and technical debate.
The `hacker culture' is actually a loosely networked collection of
subcultures that is nevertheless conscious of some important shared
experiences, shared roots, and shared values. It has its own myths,
heroes, villains, folk epics, in-jokes, taboos, and dreams. Because
hackers as a group are particularly creative people who define
themselves partly by rejection of `normal' values and working habits,
it has unusually rich and conscious traditions for an intentional
culture less than 40 years old.
As usual with slang, the special vocabulary of hackers helps hold
their culture together -- it helps hackers recognize each other's
places in the community and expresses shared values and experiences.
Also as usual, not knowing the slang (or using it inappropriately)
defines one as an outsider, a mundane, or (worst of all in hackish
vocabulary) possibly even a [26]suit. All human cultures use slang in
this threefold way -- as a tool of communication, and of inclusion,
and of exclusion.
Among hackers, though, slang has a subtler aspect, paralleled perhaps
in the slang of jazz musicians and some kinds of fine artists but hard
to detect in most technical or scientific cultures; parts of it are
code for shared states of consciousness. There is a whole range of
altered states and problem-solving mental stances basic to high-level
hacking which don't fit into conventional linguistic reality any
better than a Coltrane solo or one of Maurits Escher's `trompe l'oeil'
compositions (Escher is a favorite of hackers), and hacker slang
encodes these subtleties in many unobvious ways. As a simple example,
take the distinction between a [27]kluge and an [28]elegant solution,
and the differing connotations attached to each. The distinction is
not only of engineering significance; it reaches right back into the
nature of the generative processes in program design and asserts
something important about two different kinds of relationship between
the hacker and the hack. Hacker slang is unusually rich in
implications of this kind, of overtones and undertones that illuminate
the hackish psyche.
But there is more. Hackers, as a rule, love wordplay and are very
conscious and inventive in their use of language. These traits seem to
be common in young children, but the conformity-enforcing machine we
are pleased to call an educational system bludgeons them out of most
of us before adolescence. Thus, linguistic invention in most
subcultures of the modern West is a halting and largely unconscious
process. Hackers, by contrast, regard slang formation and use as a
game to be played for conscious pleasure. Their inventions thus
display an almost unique combination of the neotenous enjoyment of
language-play with the discrimination of educated and powerful
intelligence. Further, the electronic media which knit them together
are fluid, `hot' connections, well adapted to both the dissemination
of new slang and the ruthless culling of weak and superannuated
specimens. The results of this process give us perhaps a uniquely
intense and accelerated view of linguistic evolution in action.
Hacker slang also challenges some common linguistic and
anthropological assumptions. For example, it has recently become
fashionable to speak of `low-context' versus `high-context'
communication, and to classify cultures by the preferred context level
of their languages and art forms. It is usually claimed that
low-context communication (characterized by precision, clarity, and
completeness of self-contained utterances) is typical in cultures
which value logic, objectivity, individualism, and competition; by
contrast, high-context communication (elliptical, emotive,
nuance-filled, multi-modal, heavily coded) is associated with cultures
which value subjectivity, consensus, cooperation, and tradition. What
then are we to make of hackerdom, which is themed around extremely
low-context interaction with computers and exhibits primarily
"low-context" values, but cultivates an almost absurdly high-context
slang style?
The intensity and consciousness of hackish invention make a
compilation of hacker slang a particularly effective window into the
surrounding culture -- and, in fact, this one is the latest version of
an evolving compilation called the `Jargon File', maintained by
hackers themselves for over 15 years. This one (like its ancestors) is
primarily a lexicon, but also includes topic entries which collect
background or sidelight information on hacker culture that would be
awkward to try to subsume under individual slang definitions.
Though the format is that of a reference volume, it is intended that
the material be enjoyable to browse. Even a complete outsider should
find at least a chuckle on nearly every page, and much that is
amusingly thought-provoking. But it is also true that hackers use
humorous wordplay to make strong, sometimes combative statements about
what they feel. Some of these entries reflect the views of opposing
sides in disputes that have been genuinely passionate; this is
deliberate. We have not tried to moderate or pretty up these disputes;
rather we have attempted to ensure that everyone's sacred cows get
gored, impartially. Compromise is not particularly a hackish virtue,
but the honest presentation of divergent viewpoints is.
The reader with minimal computer background who finds some references
incomprehensibly technical can safely ignore them. We have not felt it
either necessary or desirable to eliminate all such; they, too,
contribute flavor, and one of this document's major intended audiences
-- fledgling hackers already partway inside the culture -- will
benefit from them.
A selection of longer items of hacker folklore and humor is included
in [29]Appendix A. The `outside' reader's attention is particularly
directed to the Portrait of J. Random Hacker in [30]Appendix B.
Appendix C, the [31]Bibliography, lists some non-technical works which
have either influenced or described the hacker culture.
Because hackerdom is an intentional culture (one each individual must
choose by action to join), one should not be surprised that the line
between description and influence can become more than a little
blurred. Earlier versions of the Jargon File have played a central
role in spreading hacker language and the culture that goes with it to
successively larger populations, and we hope and expect that this one
will do likewise.
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Of Slang, Jargon, and Techspeak
Linguists usually refer to informal language as `slang' and reserve
the term `jargon' for the technical vocabularies of various
occupations. However, the ancestor of this collection was called the
`Jargon File', and hacker slang is traditionally `the jargon'. When
talking about the jargon there is therefore no convenient way to
distinguish it from what a linguist would call hackers' jargon -- the
formal vocabulary they learn from textbooks, technical papers, and
manuals.
To make a confused situation worse, the line between hacker slang and
the vocabulary of technical programming and computer science is fuzzy,
and shifts over time. Further, this vocabulary is shared with a wider
technical culture of programmers, many of whom are not hackers and do
not speak or recognize hackish slang.
Accordingly, this lexicon will try to be as precise as the facts of
usage permit about the distinctions among three categories:
* `slang': informal language from mainstream English or
non-technical subcultures (bikers, rock fans, surfers, etc).
* `jargon': without qualifier, denotes informal `slangy' language
peculiar to or predominantly found among hackers -- the subject of
this lexicon.
* `techspeak': the formal technical vocabulary of programming,
computer science, electronics, and other fields connected to
hacking.
This terminology will be consistently used throughout the remainder of
this lexicon.
The jargon/techspeak distinction is the delicate one. A lot of
techspeak originated as jargon, and there is a steady continuing
uptake of jargon into techspeak. On the other hand, a lot of jargon
arises from overgeneralization of techspeak terms (there is more about
this in the [35]Jargon Construction section below).
In general, we have considered techspeak any term that communicates
primarily by a denotation well established in textbooks, technical
dictionaries, or standards documents.
A few obviously techspeak terms (names of operating systems,
languages, or documents) are listed when they are tied to hacker
folklore that isn't covered in formal sources, or sometimes to convey
critical historical background necessary to understand other entries
to which they are cross-referenced. Some other techspeak senses of
jargon words are listed in order to make the jargon senses clear;
where the text does not specify that a straight technical sense is
under discussion, these are marked with `[techspeak]' as an etymology.
Some entries have a primary sense marked this way, with subsequent
jargon meanings explained in terms of it.
We have also tried to indicate (where known) the apparent origins of
terms. The results are probably the least reliable information in the
lexicon, for several reasons. For one thing, it is well known that
many hackish usages have been independently reinvented multiple times,
even among the more obscure and intricate neologisms. It often seems
that the generative processes underlying hackish jargon formation have
an internal logic so powerful as to create substantial parallelism
across separate cultures and even in different languages! For another,
the networks tend to propagate innovations so quickly that `first use'
is often impossible to pin down. And, finally, compendia like this one
alter what they observe by implicitly stamping cultural approval on
terms and widening their use.
Despite these problems, the organized collection of jargon-related
oral history for the new compilations has enabled us to put to rest
quite a number of folk etymologies, place credit where credit is due,
and illuminate the early history of many important hackerisms such as
[36]kluge, [37]cruft, and [38]foo. We believe specialist
lexicographers will find many of the historical notes more than
casually instructive.
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Revision History
The original Jargon File was a collection of hacker jargon from
technical cultures including the MIT AI Lab, the Stanford AI lab
(SAIL), and others of the old ARPANET AI/LISP/PDP-10 communities
including Bolt, Beranek and Newman (BBN), Carnegie-Mellon University
(CMU), and Worcester Polytechnic Institute (WPI).
The Jargon File (hereafter referred to as `jargon-1' or `the File')
was begun by Raphael Finkel at Stanford in 1975. From this time until
the plug was finally pulled on the SAIL computer in 1991, the File was
named AIWORD.RF[UP,DOC] there. Some terms in it date back considerably
earlier ([42]frob and some senses of [43]moby, for instance, go back
to the Tech Model Railroad Club at MIT and are believed to date at
least back to the early 1960s). The revisions of jargon-1 were all
unnumbered and may be collectively considered `Version 1'.
In 1976, Mark Crispin, having seen an announcement about the File on
the SAIL computer, [44]FTPed a copy of the File to MIT. He noticed
that it was hardly restricted to `AI words' and so stored the file on
his directory as AI:MRC;SAIL JARGON.
The file was quickly renamed JARGON > (the `>' caused versioning under
ITS) as a flurry of enhancements were made by Mark Crispin and Guy L.
Steele Jr. Unfortunately, amidst all this activity, nobody thought of
correcting the term `jargon' to `slang' until the compendium had
already become widely known as the Jargon File.
Raphael Finkel dropped out of active participation shortly thereafter
and Don Woods became the SAIL contact for the File (which was
subsequently kept in duplicate at SAIL and MIT, with periodic
resynchronizations).
The File expanded by fits and starts until about 1983; Richard
Stallman was prominent among the contributors, adding many MIT and
ITS-related coinages.
In Spring 1981, a hacker named Charles Spurgeon got a large chunk of
the File published in Stewart Brand's "CoEvolution Quarterly" (issue
29, pages 26-35) with illustrations by Phil Wadler and Guy Steele
(including a couple of the Crunchly cartoons). This appears to have
been the File's first paper publication.
A late version of jargon-1, expanded with commentary for the mass
market, was edited by Guy Steele into a book published in 1983 as "The
Hacker's Dictionary" (Harper & Row CN 1082, ISBN 0-06-091082-8). The
other jargon-1 editors (Raphael Finkel, Don Woods, and Mark Crispin)
contributed to this revision, as did Richard M. Stallman and Geoff
Goodfellow. This book (now out of print) is hereafter referred to as
`Steele-1983' and those six as the Steele-1983 coauthors.
Shortly after the publication of Steele-1983, the File effectively
stopped growing and changing. Originally, this was due to a desire to
freeze the file temporarily to facilitate the production of
Steele-1983, but external conditions caused the `temporary' freeze to
become permanent.
The AI Lab culture had been hit hard in the late 1970s by funding cuts
and the resulting administrative decision to use vendor-supported
hardware and software instead of homebrew whenever possible. At MIT,
most AI work had turned to dedicated LISP Machines. At the same time,
the commercialization of AI technology lured some of the AI Lab's best
and brightest away to startups along the Route 128 strip in
Massachusetts and out West in Silicon Valley. The startups built LISP
machines for MIT; the central MIT-AI computer became a [45]TWENEX
system rather than a host for the AI hackers' beloved [46]ITS.
The Stanford AI Lab had effectively ceased to exist by 1980, although
the SAIL computer continued as a Computer Science Department resource
until 1991. Stanford became a major [47]TWENEX site, at one point
operating more than a dozen TOPS-20 systems; but by the mid-1980s most
of the interesting software work was being done on the emerging BSD
Unix standard.
In April 1983, the PDP-10-centered cultures that had nourished the
File were dealt a death-blow by the cancellation of the Jupiter
project at Digital Equipment Corporation. The File's compilers,
already dispersed, moved on to other things. Steele-1983 was partly a
monument to what its authors thought was a dying tradition; no one
involved realized at the time just how wide its influence was to be.
By the mid-1980s the File's content was dated, but the legend that had
grown up around it never quite died out. The book, and softcopies
obtained off the ARPANET, circulated even in cultures far removed from
MIT and Stanford; the content exerted a strong and continuing
influence on hacker language and humor. Even as the advent of the
microcomputer and other trends fueled a tremendous expansion of
hackerdom, the File (and related materials such as the [48]Some AI
Koans in Appendix A) came to be seen as a sort of sacred epic, a
hacker-culture Matter of Britain chronicling the heroic exploits of
the Knights of the Lab. The pace of change in hackerdom at large
accelerated tremendously -- but the Jargon File, having passed from
living document to icon, remained essentially untouched for seven
years.
This revision contains nearly the entire text of a late version of
jargon-1 (a few obsolete PDP-10-related entries were dropped after
careful consultation with the editors of Steele-1983). It merges in
about 80% of the Steele-1983 text, omitting some framing material and
a very few entries introduced in Steele-1983 that are now also
obsolete.
This new version casts a wider net than the old Jargon File; its aim
is to cover not just AI or PDP-10 hacker culture but all the technical
computing cultures wherein the true hacker-nature is manifested. More
than half of the entries now derive from [49]Usenet and represent
jargon now current in the C and Unix communities, but special efforts
have been made to collect jargon from other cultures including IBM PC
programmers, Amiga fans, Mac enthusiasts, and even the IBM mainframe
world.
Eric S. Raymond [50] maintains the new File
with assistance from Guy L. Steele Jr. [51]; these are
the persons primarily reflected in the File's editorial `we', though
we take pleasure in acknowledging the special contribution of the
other coauthors of Steele-1983. Please email all additions,
corrections, and correspondence relating to the Jargon File to
[52]jargon@thyrsus.com.
(Warning: other email addresses appear in this file but are not
guaranteed to be correct later than the revision date on the first
line. Don't email us if an attempt to reach your idol bounces -- we
have no magic way of checking addresses or looking up people.)
The 2.9.6 version became the main text of "The New Hacker's
Dictionary", by Eric Raymond (ed.), MIT Press 1991, ISBN
0-262-68069-6.
The 3.0.0 version was published in September 1993 as the second
edition of "The New Hacker's Dictionary", again from MIT Press (ISBN
0-262-18154-1).
If you want the book, you should be able to find it at any of the
major bookstore chains. Failing that, you can order by mail from
The MIT Press 55 Hayward Street Cambridge, MA 02142
or order by phone at (800)-356-0343 or (617)-625-8481.
The maintainers are committed to updating the on-line version of the
Jargon File through and beyond paper publication, and will continue to
make it available to archives and public-access sites as a trust of
the hacker community.
Here is a chronology of the high points in the recent on-line
revisions:
Version 2.1.1, Jun 12 1990: the Jargon File comes alive again after a
seven-year hiatus. Reorganization and massive additions were by Eric
S. Raymond, approved by Guy Steele. Many items of UNIX, C, USENET, and
microcomputer-based jargon were added at that time.
Version 2.9.6, Aug 16 1991: corresponds to reproduction copy for book.
This version had 18952 lines, 148629 words, 975551 characters, and
1702 entries.
Version 2.9.7, Oct 28 1991: first markup for hypertext browser. This
version had 19432 lines, 152132 words, 999595 characters, and 1750
entries.
Version 2.9.8, Jan 01 1992: first public release since the book,
including over fifty new entries and numerous corrections/additions to
old ones. Packaged with version 1.1 of vh(1) hypertext reader. This
version had 19509 lines, 153108 words, 1006023 characters, and 1760
entries.
Version 2.9.9, Apr 01 1992: folded in XEROX PARC lexicon. This version
had 20298 lines, 159651 words, 1048909 characters, and 1821 entries.
Version 2.9.10, Jul 01 1992: lots of new historical material. This
version had 21349 lines, 168330 words, 1106991 characters, and 1891
entries.
Version 2.9.11, Jan 01 1993: lots of new historical material. This
version had 21725 lines, 171169 words, 1125880 characters, and 1922
entries.
Version 2.9.12, May 10 1993: a few new entries & changes, marginal
MUD/IRC slang and some borderline techspeak removed, all in
preparation for 2nd Edition of TNHD. This version had 22238 lines,
175114 words, 1152467 characters, and 1946 entries.
Version 3.0.0, Jul 27 1993: manuscript freeze for 2nd edition of TNHD.
This version had 22548 lines, 177520 words, 1169372 characters, and
1961 entries.
Version 3.1.0, Oct 15 1994: interim release to test WWW conversion.
This version had 23197 lines, 181001 words, 1193818 characters, and
1990 entries.
Version 3.2.0, Mar 15 1995: Spring 1995 update. This version had 23822
lines, 185961 words, 1226358 characters, and 2031 entries.
Version 3.3.0, Jan 20 1996: Winter 1996 update. This version had 24055
lines, 187957 words, 1239604 characters, and 2045 entries.
Version 3.3.1, Jan 25 1996: Copy-corrected improvement on 3.3.0
shipped to MIT Press as a step towards TNHD III. This version had
24147 lines, 188728 words, 1244554 characters, and 2050 entries.
Version 3.3.2, Mar 20 1996: A number of new entries pursuant on 3.3.2.
This version had 24442 lines, 190867 words, 1262468 characters, and
2061 entries.
Version 3.3.3, Mar 25 1996: Cleanup before TNHD III manuscript freeze.
This version had 24584 lines, 191932 words, 1269996 characters, and
2064 entries.
Version 4.0.0, Jul 25 1996: The actual TNHD III version after
copy-edit. This version had 24801 lines, 193697 words, 1281402
characters, and 2067 entries.
Version 4.1.0, 8 Apr 1999: The Jargon File rides again after three
years. This version had 25777 lines, 206825 words, 1359992 characters,
and 2217 entries.
Version 4.1.1, 18 Apr 1999: Corrections for minor errors in 4.1.0, and
some new entries. This version had 25921 lines, 208483 words, 1371279
characters, and 2225 entries.
Version 4.1.2, 28 Apr 1999: Moving texi2html out of the production
path. This version had 26006 lines, 209479 words, 1377687 characters,
and 2225 entries.
Version 4.1.3, 14 Jun 1999: Minor updates and markup fixes. This
version had 26108 lines, 210480 words, 1384546 characters, and 2234
entries.
Version 4.1.4, 17 Jun 1999: Markup fixes for framed HTML. This version
had 26117 lines, 210527 words, 1384902 characters, and 2234 entries.
Version 4.2.0, 31 Jan 2000: Fix processing of URLs. This version had
26598 lines, 214639 words, 1412243 characters, and 2267 entries.
Version 4.2.1, 5 Mar 2000: Point release to test new production
machinery. This version had 26647 lines, 215040 words, 1414942
characters, and 2269 entries.
Version 4.2.2, 12 Aug 2000: This version had 27171 lines, 219630
words, 1444887 characters, and 2302 entries.
Version numbering: Version numbers should be read as
major.minor.revision. Major version 1 is reserved for the `old' (ITS)
Jargon File, jargon-1. Major version 2 encompasses revisions by ESR
(Eric S. Raymond) with assistance from GLS (Guy L. Steele, Jr.)
leading up to and including the second paper edition. From now on,
major version number N.00 will probably correspond to the Nth paper
edition. Usually later versions will either completely supersede or
incorporate earlier versions, so there is generally no point in
keeping old versions around.
Our thanks to the coauthors of Steele-1983 for oversight and
assistance, and to the hundreds of Usenetters (too many to name here)
who contributed entries and encouragement. More thanks go to several
of the old-timers on the Usenet group alt.folklore.computers, who
contributed much useful commentary and many corrections and valuable
historical perspective: Joseph M. Newcomer [53],
Bernie Cosell [54], Earl Boebert
[55], and Joe Morris
[56].
We were fortunate enough to have the aid of some accomplished
linguists. David Stampe [57] and Charles Hoequist
[58] contributed valuable criticism; Joe Keane
[59] helped us improve the pronunciation guides.
A few bits of this text quote previous works. We are indebted to Brian
A. LaMacchia [60] for obtaining permission for
us to use material from the "TMRC Dictionary"; also, Don Libes
[61] contributed some appropriate material from
his excellent book "Life With UNIX". We thank Per Lindberg
[62], author of the remarkable Swedish-language 'zine
"Hackerbladet", for bringing "FOO!" comics to our attention and
smuggling one of the IBM hacker underground's own baby jargon files
out to us. Thanks also to Maarten Litmaath for generously allowing the
inclusion of the ASCII pronunciation guide he formerly maintained. And
our gratitude to Marc Weiser of XEROX PARC
[63] for securing us permission to quote
from PARC's own jargon lexicon and shipping us a copy.
It is a particular pleasure to acknowledge the major contributions of
Mark Brader [64] and Steve Summit [65] to
the File and Dictionary; they have read and reread many drafts,
checked facts, caught typos, submitted an amazing number of thoughtful
comments, and done yeoman service in catching typos and minor usage
bobbles. Their rare combination of enthusiasm, persistence,
wide-ranging technical knowledge, and precisionism in matters of
language has been of invaluable help. Indeed, the sustained volume and
quality of Mr. Brader's input over several years and several different
editions has only allowed him to escape co-editor credit by the
slimmest of margins.
Finally, George V. Reilly [66] helped with TeX
arcana and painstakingly proofread some 2.7 and 2.8 versions, and Eric
Tiedemann [67] contributed sage advice throughout on
rhetoric, amphigory, and philosophunculism.
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How Jargon Works
Jargon Construction
There are some standard methods of jargonification that became
established quite early (i.e., before 1970), spreading from such
sources as the Tech Model Railroad Club, the PDP-1 SPACEWAR hackers,
and John McCarthy's original crew of LISPers. These include verb
doubling, soundalike slang, the `-P' convention, overgeneralization,
spoken inarticulations, and anthropomorphization. Each is discussed
below. We also cover the standard comparatives for design quality.
Of these six, verb doubling, overgeneralization, anthropomorphization,
and (especially) spoken inarticulations have become quite general; but
soundalike slang is still largely confined to MIT and other large
universities, and the `-P' convention is found only where LISPers
flourish.
* [71]Verb Doubling: Doubling a verb may change its semantics
* [72]Soundalike Slang: Punning jargon
* [73]The -P convention: A LISPy way to form questions
* [74]Overgeneralization: Standard abuses of grammar
* [75]Spoken Inarticulations: Sighing and <*sigh*>ing
* [76]Anthropomorphization: Homunculi, daemons, and confused
programs
* [77]Comparatives: Standard comparatives for design quality
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Construction
Verb Doubling
A standard construction in English is to double a verb and use it as
an exclamation, such as "Bang, bang!" or "Quack, quack!". Most of
these are names for noises. Hackers also double verbs as a concise,
sometimes sarcastic comment on what the implied subject does. Also, a
doubled verb is often used to terminate a conversation, in the process
remarking on the current state of affairs or what the speaker intends
to do next. Typical examples involve [80]win, [81]lose, [82]hack,
[83]flame, [84]barf, [85]chomp:
"The disk heads just crashed." "Lose, lose."
"Mostly he talked about his latest crock. Flame, flame."
"Boy, what a bagbiter! Chomp, chomp!"
Some verb-doubled constructions have special meanings not immediately
obvious from the verb. These have their own listings in the lexicon.
The [86]Usenet culture has one tripling convention unrelated to this;
the names of `joke' topic groups often have a tripled last element.
The first and paradigmatic example was alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
(a "Muppet Show" reference); other infamous examples have included:
alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die
comp.unix.internals.system.calls.brk.brk.brk
sci.physics.edward.teller.boom.boom.boom
alt.sadistic.dentists.drill.drill.drill
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Doubling, Up:[89]Jargon Construction
Soundalike slang
Hackers will often make rhymes or puns in order to convert an ordinary
word or phrase into something more interesting. It is considered
particularly [90]flavorful if the phrase is bent so as to include some
other jargon word; thus the computer hobbyist magazine "Dr. Dobb's
Journal" is almost always referred to among hackers as `Dr. Frob's
Journal' or simply `Dr. Frob's'. Terms of this kind that have been in
fairly wide use include names for newspapers:
Boston Herald => Horrid (or Harried)
Boston Globe => Boston Glob
Houston (or San Francisco) Chronicle
=> the Crocknicle (or the Comical)
New York Times => New York Slime
Wall Street Journal => Wall Street Urinal
However, terms like these are often made up on the spur of the moment.
Standard examples include:
Data General => Dirty Genitals
IBM 360 => IBM Three-Sickly
Government Property --- Do Not Duplicate (on keys)
=> Government Duplicity --- Do Not Propagate
for historical reasons => for hysterical raisins
Margaret Jacks Hall (the CS building at Stanford)
=> Marginal Hacks Hall
Microsoft => Microsloth
Internet Explorer => Internet Exploiter
This is not really similar to the Cockney rhyming slang it has been
compared to in the past, because Cockney substitutions are opaque
whereas hacker punning jargon is intentionally transparent.
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Node:The -P convention, Next:[91]Overgeneralization,
Previous:[92]Soundalike Slang, Up:[93]Jargon Construction
The `-P' convention
Turning a word into a question by appending the syllable `P'; from the
LISP convention of appending the letter `P' to denote a predicate (a
boolean-valued function). The question should expect a yes/no answer,
though it needn't. (See [94]T and [95]NIL.)
At dinnertime:
Q: ``Foodp?''
A: ``Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.'' or ``T!''
At any time:
Q: ``State-of-the-world-P?''
A: (Straight) ``I'm about to go home.''
A: (Humorous) ``Yes, the world has a state.''
On the phone to Florida:
Q: ``State-p Florida?''
A: ``Been reading JARGON.TXT again, eh?''
[One of the best of these is a [96]Gosperism. Once, when we were at a
Chinese restaurant, Bill Gosper wanted to know whether someone would
like to share with him a two-person-sized bowl of soup. His inquiry
was: "Split-p soup?" -- GLS]
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Previous:[98]The -P convention, Up:[99]Jargon Construction
Overgeneralization
A very conspicuous feature of jargon is the frequency with which
techspeak items such as names of program tools, command language
primitives, and even assembler opcodes are applied to contexts outside
of computing wherever hackers find amusing analogies to them. Thus (to
cite one of the best-known examples) Unix hackers often [100]grep for
things rather than searching for them. Many of the lexicon entries are
generalizations of exactly this kind.
Hackers enjoy overgeneralization on the grammatical level as well.
Many hackers love to take various words and add the wrong endings to
them to make nouns and verbs, often by extending a standard rule to
nonuniform cases (or vice versa). For example, because
porous => porosity
generous => generosity
hackers happily generalize:
mysterious => mysteriosity
ferrous => ferrosity
obvious => obviosity
dubious => dubiosity
Another class of common construction uses the suffix `-itude' to
abstract a quality from just about any adjective or noun. This usage
arises especially in cases where mainstream English would perform the
same abstraction through `-iness' or `-ingness'. Thus:
win => winnitude (a common exclamation)
loss => lossitude
cruft => cruftitude
lame => lameitude
Some hackers cheerfully reverse this transformation; they argue, for
example, that the horizontal degree lines on a globe ought to be
called `lats' -- after all, they're measuring latitude!
Also, note that all nouns can be verbed. E.g.: "All nouns can be
verbed", "I'll mouse it up", "Hang on while I clipboard it over", "I'm
grepping the files". English as a whole is already heading in this
direction (towards pure-positional grammar like Chinese); hackers are
simply a bit ahead of the curve.
The suffix "-full" can also be applied in generalized and fanciful
ways, as in "As soon as you have more than one cachefull of data, the
system starts thrashing," or "As soon as I have more than one headfull
of ideas, I start writing it all down." A common use is "screenfull",
meaning the amount of text that will fit on one screen, usually in
text mode where you have no choice as to character size. Another
common form is "bufferfull".
However, hackers avoid the unimaginative verb-making techniques
characteristic of marketroids, bean-counters, and the Pentagon; a
hacker would never, for example, `productize', `prioritize', or
`securitize' things. Hackers have a strong aversion to bureaucratic
bafflegab and regard those who use it with contempt.
Similarly, all verbs can be nouned. This is only a slight
overgeneralization in modern English; in hackish, however, it is good
form to mark them in some standard nonstandard way. Thus:
win => winnitude, winnage
disgust => disgustitude
hack => hackification
Further, note the prevalence of certain kinds of nonstandard plural
forms. Some of these go back quite a ways; the TMRC Dictionary
includes an entry which implies that the plural of `mouse' is
[101]meeces, and notes that the defined plural of `caboose' is
`cabeese'. This latter has apparently been standard (or at least a
standard joke) among railfans (railroad enthusiasts) for many years.
On a similarly Anglo-Saxon note, almost anything ending in `x' may
form plurals in `-xen' (see [102]VAXen and [103]boxen in the main
text). Even words ending in phonetic /k/ alone are sometimes treated
this way; e.g., `soxen' for a bunch of socks. Other funny plurals are
`frobbotzim' for the plural of `frobbozz' (see [104]frobnitz) and
`Unices' and `Twenices' (rather than `Unixes' and `Twenexes'; see
[105]Unix, [106]TWENEX in main text). But note that `Twenexen' was
never used, and `Unixen' was not sighted in the wild until the year
2000, thirty years after it might logically have come into use; it has
been suggested that this is because `-ix' and `-ex' are Latin singular
endings that attract a Latinate plural. Finally, it has been suggested
to general approval that the plural of `mongoose' ought to be
`polygoose'.
The pattern here, as with other hackish grammatical quirks, is
generalization of an inflectional rule that in English is either an
import or a fossil (such as the Hebrew plural ending `-im', or the
Anglo-Saxon plural suffix `-en') to cases where it isn't normally
considered to apply.
This is not `poor grammar', as hackers are generally quite well aware
of what they are doing when they distort the language. It is
grammatical creativity, a form of playfulness. It is done not to
impress but to amuse, and never at the expense of clarity.
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Previous:[108]Overgeneralization, Up:[109]Jargon Construction
Spoken inarticulations
Words such as `mumble', `sigh', and `groan' are spoken in places where
their referent might more naturally be used. It has been suggested
that this usage derives from the impossibility of representing such
noises on a comm link or in electronic mail, MUDs, and IRC channels
(interestingly, the same sorts of constructions have been showing up
with increasing frequency in comic strips). Another expression
sometimes heard is "Complain!", meaning "I have a complaint!"
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Node:Anthropomorphization, Next:[110]Comparatives,
Previous:[111]Spoken Inarticulations, Up:[112]Jargon Construction
Anthropomorphization
Semantically, one rich source of jargon constructions is the hackish
tendency to anthropomorphize hardware and software. English purists
and academic computer scientists frequently look down on others for
anthropomorphizing hardware and software, considering this sort of
behavior to be characteristic of naive misunderstanding. But most
hackers anthropomorphize freely, frequently describing program
behavior in terms of wants and desires.
Thus it is common to hear hardware or software talked about as though
it has homunculi talking to each other inside it, with intentions and
desires. Thus, one hears "The protocol handler got confused", or that
programs "are trying" to do things, or one may say of a routine that
"its goal in life is to X". One even hears explanations like "... and
its poor little brain couldn't understand X, and it died." Sometimes
modelling things this way actually seems to make them easier to
understand, perhaps because it's instinctively natural to think of
anything with a really complex behavioral repertoire as `like a
person' rather than `like a thing'.
At first glance, to anyone who understands how these programs actually
work, this seems like an absurdity. As hackers are among the people
who know best how these phenomena work, it seems odd that they would
use language that seemds to ascribe conciousness to them. The mind-set
behind this tendency thus demands examination.
The key to understanding this kind of usage is that it isn't done in a
naive way; hackers don't personalize their stuff in the sense of
feeling empathy with it, nor do they mystically believe that the
things they work on every day are `alive'. To the contrary: hackers
who anthropomorphize are expressing not a vitalistic view of program
behavior but a mechanistic view of human behavior.
Almost all hackers subscribe to the mechanistic, materialistic
ontology of science (this is in practice true even of most of the
minority with contrary religious theories). In this view, people are
biological machines - consciousness is an interesting and valuable
epiphenomenon, but mind is implemented in machinery which is not
fundamentally different in information-processing capacity from
computers.
Hackers tend to take this a step further and argue that the difference
between a substrate of CHON atoms and water and a substrate of silicon
and metal is a relatively unimportant one; what matters, what makes a
thing `alive', is information and richness of pattern. This is animism
from the flip side; it implies that humans and computers and dolphins
and rocks are all machines exhibiting a continuum of modes of
`consciousness' according to their information-processing capacity.
Because hackers accept a that a human machine can have intentions, it
is therefore easy for them to ascribe consciousness and intention to
complex patterned systems such as computers. If consciousness is
mechanical, it is neither more or less absurd to say that "The program
wants to go into an infinite loop" than it is to say that "I want to
go eat some chocolate" - and even defensible to say that "The stone,
once dropped, wants to move towards the center of the earth".
This viewpoint has respectable company in academic philosophy. Daniel
Dennett organizes explanations of behavior using three stances: the
"physical stance" (thing-to-be-explained as a physical object), the
"design stance" (thing-to-be-explained as an artifact), and the
"intentional stance" (thing-to-be-explained as an agent with desires
and intentions). Which stances are appropriate is a matter not of
truth but of utility. Hackers typically view simple programs from the
design stance, but more complex ones are modelled using the
intentional stance.
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Construction
Comparatives
Finally, note that many words in hacker jargon have to be understood
as members of sets of comparatives. This is especially true of the
adjectives and nouns used to describe the beauty and functional
quality of code. Here is an approximately correct spectrum:
monstrosity brain-damage screw bug lose misfeature
crock kluge hack win feature elegance perfection
The last is spoken of as a mythical absolute, approximated but never
actually attained. Another similar scale is used for describing the
reliability of software:
broken flaky dodgy fragile brittle
solid robust bulletproof armor-plated
Note, however, that `dodgy' is primarily Commonwealth Hackish (it is
rare in the U.S.) and may change places with `flaky' for some
speakers.
Coinages for describing [115]lossage seem to call forth the very
finest in hackish linguistic inventiveness; it has been truly said
that hackers have even more words for equipment failures than Yiddish
has for obnoxious people.
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Previous:[117]Jargon Construction, Up:[118]Top
Hacker Writing Style
We've already seen that hackers often coin jargon by overgeneralizing
grammatical rules. This is one aspect of a more general fondness for
form-versus-content language jokes that shows up particularly in
hackish writing. One correspondent reports that he consistently
misspells `wrong' as `worng'. Others have been known to criticize
glitches in Jargon File drafts by observing (in the mode of Douglas
Hofstadter) "This sentence no verb", or "Too repetetetive", or "Bad
speling", or "Incorrectspa cing." Similarly, intentional spoonerisms
are often made of phrases relating to confusion or things that are
confusing; `dain bramage' for `brain damage' is perhaps the most
common (similarly, a hacker would be likely to write "Excuse me, I'm
cixelsyd today", rather than "I'm dyslexic today"). This sort of thing
is quite common and is enjoyed by all concerned.
Hackers tend to use quotes as balanced delimiters like parentheses,
much to the dismay of American editors. Thus, if "Jim is going" is a
phrase, and so are "Bill runs" and "Spock groks", then hackers
generally prefer to write: "Jim is going", "Bill runs", and "Spock
groks". This is incorrect according to standard American usage (which
would put the continuation commas and the final period inside the
string quotes); however, it is counter-intuitive to hackers to
mutilate literal strings with characters that don't belong in them.
Given the sorts of examples that can come up in discussions of
programming, American-style quoting can even be grossly misleading.
When communicating command lines or small pieces of code, extra
characters can be a real pain in the neck.
Consider, for example, a sentence in a [119]vi tutorial that looks
like this:
Then delete a line from the file by typing "dd".
Standard usage would make this
Then delete a line from the file by typing "dd."
but that would be very bad -- because the reader would be prone to
type the string d-d-dot, and it happens that in vi(1) dot repeats the
last command accepted. The net result would be to delete two lines!
The Jargon File follows hackish usage throughout.
Interestingly, a similar style is now preferred practice in Great
Britain, though the older style (which became established for
typographical reasons having to do with the aesthetics of comma and
quotes in typeset text) is still accepted there. "Hart's Rules" and
the "Oxford Dictionary for Writers and Editors" call the hacker-like
style `new' or `logical' quoting. This returns British English to the
style Latin languages (including Spanish, French, Italian, Catalan)
have been using all along.
Another hacker habit is a tendency to distinguish between `scare'
quotes and `speech' quotes; that is, to use British-style single
quotes for marking and reserve American-style double quotes for actual
reports of speech or text included from elsewhere. Interestingly, some
authorities describe this as correct general usage, but mainstream
American English has gone to using double-quotes indiscriminately
enough that hacker usage appears marked [and, in fact, I thought this
was a personal quirk of mine until I checked with Usenet --ESR]. One
further permutation that is definitely not standard is a hackish
tendency to do marking quotes by using apostrophes (single quotes) in
pairs; that is, 'like this'. This is modelled on string and character
literal syntax in some programming languages (reinforced by the fact
that many character-only terminals display the apostrophe in
typewriter style, as a vertical single quote).
One quirk that shows up frequently in the [120]email style of Unix
hackers in particular is a tendency for some things that are normally
all-lowercase (including usernames and the names of commands and C
routines) to remain uncapitalized even when they occur at the
beginning of sentences. It is clear that, for many hackers, the case
of such identifiers becomes a part of their internal representation
(the `spelling') and cannot be overridden without mental effort (an
appropriate reflex because Unix and C both distinguish cases and
confusing them can lead to [121]lossage). A way of escaping this
dilemma is simply to avoid using these constructions at the beginning
of sentences.
There seems to be a meta-rule behind these nonstandard hackerisms to
the effect that precision of expression is more important than
conformance to traditional rules; where the latter create ambiguity or
lose information they can be discarded without a second thought. It is
notable in this respect that other hackish inventions (for example, in
vocabulary) also tend to carry very precise shades of meaning even
when constructed to appear slangy and loose. In fact, to a hacker, the
contrast between `loose' form and `tight' content in jargon is a
substantial part of its humor!
Hackers have also developed a number of punctuation and emphasis
conventions adapted to single-font all-ASCII communications links, and
these are occasionally carried over into written documents even when
normal means of font changes, underlining, and the like are available.
One of these is that TEXT IN ALL CAPS IS INTERPRETED AS `LOUD', and
this becomes such an ingrained synesthetic reflex that a person who
goes to caps-lock while in [122]talk mode may be asked to "stop
shouting, please, you're hurting my ears!".
Also, it is common to use bracketing with unusual characters to
signify emphasis. The asterisk is most common, as in "What the
*hell*?" even though this interferes with the common use of the
asterisk suffix as a footnote mark. The underscore is also common,
suggesting underlining (this is particularly common with book titles;
for example, "It is often alleged that Joe Haldeman wrote
_The_Forever_War_ as a rebuttal to Robert Heinlein's earlier novel of
the future military, _Starship_Troopers_."). Other forms exemplified
by "=hell=", "\hell/", or "/hell/" are occasionally seen (it's claimed
that in the last example the first slash pushes the letters over to
the right to make them italic, and the second keeps them from falling
over). On FidoNet, you might see #bright# and ^dark^ text, which was
actually interpreted by some reader software. Finally, words may also
be emphasized L I K E T H I S, or by a series of carets (^) under them
on the next line of the text.
There is a semantic difference between *emphasis like this* (which
emphasizes the phrase as a whole), and *emphasis* *like* *this* (which
suggests the writer speaking very slowly and distinctly, as if to a
very young child or a mentally impaired person). Bracketing a word
with the `*' character may also indicate that the writer wishes
readers to consider that an action is taking place or that a sound is
being made. Examples: *bang*, *hic*, *ring*, *grin*, *kick*, *stomp*,
*mumble*.
One might also see the above sound effects as , , ,
, , , . This use of angle brackets to mark
their contents originally derives from conventions used in [123]BNF,
but since about 1993 it has been reinforced by the HTML markup used on
the World Wide Web.
Angle-bracket enclosure is also used to indicate that a term stands
for some [124]random member of a larger class (this is straight from
[125]BNF). Examples like the following are common:
So this walks into a bar one day...
There is also an accepted convention for `writing under erasure'; the
text
Be nice to this fool^H^H^H^Hgentleman,
he's visiting from corporate HQ.
reads roughly as "Be nice to this fool, er, gentleman...", with irony
emphasized. The digraph ^H is often used as a print representation for
a backspace, and was actually very visible on old-style printing
terminals. As the text was being composed the characters would be
echoed and printed immediately, and when a correction was made the
backspace keystrokes would be echoed with the string '^H'. Of course,
the final composed text would have no trace of the backspace
characters (or the original erroneous text).
This convention parallels (and may have been influenced by) the ironic
use of `slashouts' in science-fiction fanzines.
A related habit uses editor commands to signify corrections to
previous text. This custom faded in email as more mailers got good
editing capabilities, only to tale on new life on IRCs and other
line-based chat systems.
I've seen that term used on alt.foobar often.
Send it to Erik for the File.
Oops...s/Erik/Eric/.
The s/Erik/Eric/ says "change Erik to Eric in the preceding". This
syntax is borrowed from the Unix editing tools ed and sed, but is
widely recognized by non-Unix hackers as well.
In a formula, * signifies multiplication but two asterisks in a row
are a shorthand for exponentiation (this derives from FORTRAN). Thus,
one might write 2 ** 8 = 256.
Another notation for exponentiation one sees more frequently uses the
caret (^, ASCII 1011110); one might write instead 2^8 = 256. This goes
all the way back to Algol-60, which used the archaic ASCII `up-arrow'
that later became the caret; this was picked up by Kemeny and Kurtz's
original BASIC, which in turn influenced the design of the bc(1) and
dc(1) Unix tools, which have probably done most to reinforce the
convention on Usenet. (TeX math mode also uses ^ for exponention.) The
notation is mildly confusing to C programmers, because ^ means bitwise
exclusive-or in C. Despite this, it was favored 3:1 over ** in a
late-1990 snapshot of Usenet. It is used consistently in this lexicon.
In on-line exchanges, hackers tend to use decimal forms or improper
fractions (`3.5' or `7/2') rather than `typewriter style' mixed
fractions (`3-1/2'). The major motive here is probably that the former
are more readable in a monospaced font, together with a desire to
avoid the risk that the latter might be read as `three minus
one-half'. The decimal form is definitely preferred for fractions with
a terminating decimal representation; there may be some cultural
influence here from the high status of scientific notation.
Another on-line convention, used especially for very large or very
small numbers, is taken from C (which derived it from FORTRAN). This
is a form of `scientific notation' using `e' to replace `*10^'; for
example, one year is about 3e7 seconds long.
The tilde (~) is commonly used in a quantifying sense of
`approximately'; that is, ~50 means `about fifty'.
On Usenet and in the [126]MUD world, common C boolean, logical, and
relational operators such as |, &, ||, &&, !, ==, !=, >, <, >=, and =<
are often combined with English. The Pascal not-equals, <>, is also
recognized, and occasionally one sees /= for not-equals (from Ada,
Common Lisp, and Fortran 90). The use of prefix `!' as a loose synonym
for `not-' or `no-' is particularly common; thus, `!clue' is read
`no-clue' or `clueless'.
A related practice borrows syntax from preferred programming languages
to express ideas in a natural-language text. For example, one might
see the following:
In J. R. Hacker wrote:
>I recently had occasion to field-test the Snafu
>Systems 2300E adaptive gonkulator. The price was
>right, and the racing stripe on the case looked
>kind of neat, but its performance left something
>to be desired.
Yeah, I tried one out too.
#ifdef FLAME
Hasn't anyone told those idiots that you can't get
decent bogon suppression with AFJ filters at today's
net volumes?
#endif /* FLAME */
I guess they figured the price premium for true
frame-based semantic analysis was too high.
Unfortunately, it's also the only workable approach.
I wouldn't recommend purchase of this product unless
you're on a *very* tight budget.
#include
--
== Frank Foonly (Fubarco Systems)
In the above, the #ifdef/#endif pair is a conditional compilation
syntax from C; here, it implies that the text between (which is a
[127]flame) should be evaluated only if you have turned on (or defined
on) the switch FLAME. The #include at the end is C for "include
standard disclaimer here"; the `standard disclaimer' is understood to
read, roughly, "These are my personal opinions and not to be construed
as the official position of my employer."
The top section in the example, with > at the left margin, is an
example of an inclusion convention we'll discuss below.
More recently, following on the huge popularity of the World Wide Web,
pseudo-HTML markup has become popular for similar purposes:
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!
You'll even see this with an HTML-style modifier:
You seem well-suited for a career in government.
Another recent (late 1990s) construction now common on USENET seems to
be borrowed from Perl. It consists of using a dollar sign before an
uppercased form of a word or acronym to suggest any [128]random member
of the class indicated by the word. Thus: `$PHB' means "any random
member of the class `Pointy-Haired Boss'".
Hackers also mix letters and numbers more freely than in mainstream
usage. In particular, it is good hackish style to write a digit
sequence where you intend the reader to understand the text string
that names that number in English. So, hackers prefer to write `1970s'
rather than `nineteen-seventies' or `1970's' (the latter looks like a
possessive).
It should also be noted that hackers exhibit much less reluctance to
use multiply-nested parentheses than is normal in English. Part of
this is almost certainly due to influence from LISP (which uses deeply
nested parentheses (like this (see?)) in its syntax a lot), but it has
also been suggested that a more basic hacker trait of enjoying playing
with complexity and pushing systems to their limits is in operation.
Finally, it is worth mentioning that many studies of on-line
communication have shown that electronic links have a de-inhibiting
effect on people. Deprived of the body-language cues through which
emotional state is expressed, people tend to forget everything about
other parties except what is presented over that ASCII link. This has
both good and bad effects. A good one is that it encourages honesty
and tends to break down hierarchical authority relationships; a bad
one is that it may encourage depersonalization and gratuitous
rudeness. Perhaps in response to this, experienced netters often
display a sort of conscious formal politesse in their writing that has
passed out of fashion in other spoken and written media (for example,
the phrase "Well said, sir!" is not uncommon).
Many introverted hackers who are next to inarticulate in person
communicate with considerable fluency over the net, perhaps precisely
because they can forget on an unconscious level that they are dealing
with people and thus don't feel stressed and anxious as they would
face to face.
Though it is considered gauche to publicly criticize posters for poor
spelling or grammar, the network places a premium on literacy and
clarity of expression. It may well be that future historians of
literature will see in it a revival of the great tradition of personal
letters as art.
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Writing Style, Up:[131]Top
Email Quotes and Inclusion Conventions
One area where conventions for on-line writing are still in some flux
is the marking of included material from earlier messages -- what
would be called `block quotations' in ordinary English. From the usual
typographic convention employed for these (smaller font at an extra
indent), there derived a practice of included text being indented by
one ASCII TAB (0001001) character, which under Unix and many other
environments gives the appearance of an 8-space indent.
Early mail and netnews readers had no facility for including messages
this way, so people had to paste in copy manually. BSD Mail(1) was the
first message agent to support inclusion, and early Usenetters
emulated its style. But the TAB character tended to push included text
too far to the right (especially in multiply nested inclusions),
leading to ugly wraparounds. After a brief period of confusion (during
which an inclusion leader consisting of three or four spaces became
established in EMACS and a few mailers), the use of leading > or >
became standard, perhaps owing to its use in ed(1) to display tabs
(alternatively, it may derive from the > that some early Unix mailers
used to quote lines starting with "From" in text, so they wouldn't
look like the beginnings of new message headers). Inclusions within
inclusions keep their > leaders, so the `nesting level' of a quotation
is visually apparent.
The practice of including text from the parent article when posting a
followup helped solve what had been a major nuisance on Usenet: the
fact that articles do not arrive at different sites in the same order.
Careless posters used to post articles that would begin with, or even
consist entirely of, "No, that's wrong" or "I agree" or the like. It
was hard to see who was responding to what. Consequently, around 1984,
new news-posting software evolved a facility to automatically include
the text of a previous article, marked with "> " or whatever the
poster chose. The poster was expected to delete all but the relevant
lines. The result has been that, now, careless posters post articles
containing the entire text of a preceding article, followed only by
"No, that's wrong" or "I agree".
Many people feel that this cure is worse than the original disease,
and there soon appeared newsreader software designed to let the reader
skip over included text if desired. Today, some posting software
rejects articles containing too high a proportion of lines beginning
with `>' -- but this too has led to undesirable workarounds, such as
the deliberate inclusion of zero-content filler lines which aren't
quoted and thus pull the message below the rejection threshold.
Because the default mailers supplied with Unix and other operating
systems haven't evolved as quickly as human usage, the older
conventions using a leading TAB or three or four spaces are still
alive; however, >-inclusion is now clearly the prevalent form in both
netnews and mail.
Inclusion practice is still evolving, and disputes over the `correct'
inclusion style occasionally lead to [132]holy wars.
Most netters view an inclusion as a promise that comment on it will
immediately follow. The preferred, conversational style looks like
this,
> relevant excerpt 1
response to excerpt
> relevant excerpt 2
response to excerpt
> relevant excerpt 3
response to excerpt
or for short messages like this:
> entire message
response to message
Thanks to poor design of some PC-based mail agents, one will
occasionally see the entire quoted message after the response, like
this
response to message
> entire message
but this practice is strongly deprecated.
Though > remains the standard inclusion leader, | is occasionally used
for extended quotations where original variations in indentation are
being retained (one mailer even combines these and uses |>). One also
sees different styles of quoting a number of authors in the same
message: one (deprecated because it loses information) uses a leader
of > for everyone, another (the most common) is > > > > , > > > ,
etc. (or >>>> , >>>, etc., depending on line length and nesting depth)
reflecting the original order of messages, and yet another is to use a
different citation leader for each author, say > , : , | , }
(preserving nesting so that the inclusion order of messages is still
apparent, or tagging the inclusions with authors' names). Yet another
style is to use each poster's initials (or login name) as a citation
leader for that poster.
Occasionally one sees a # leader used for quotations from
authoritative sources such as standards documents; the intended
allusion is to the root prompt (the special Unix command prompt issued
when one is running as the privileged super-user).
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Hacker Speech Style
Hackish speech generally features extremely precise diction, careful
word choice, a relatively large working vocabulary, and relatively
little use of contractions or street slang. Dry humor, irony, puns,
and a mildly flippant attitude are highly valued -- but an underlying
seriousness and intelligence are essential. One should use just enough
jargon to communicate precisely and identify oneself as a member of
the culture; overuse of jargon or a breathless, excessively gung-ho
attitude is considered tacky and the mark of a loser.
This speech style is a variety of the precisionist English normally
spoken by scientists, design engineers, and academics in technical
fields. In contrast with the methods of jargon construction, it is
fairly constant throughout hackerdom.
It has been observed that many hackers are confused by negative
questions -- or, at least, that the people to whom they are talking
are often confused by the sense of their answers. The problem is that
they have done so much programming that distinguishes between
if (going) ...
and
if (!going) ...
that when they parse the question "Aren't you going?" it may seem to
be asking the opposite question from "Are you going?", and so to merit
an answer in the opposite sense. This confuses English-speaking
non-hackers because they were taught to answer as though the negative
part weren't there. In some other languages (including Russian,
Chinese, and Japanese) the hackish interpretation is standard and the
problem wouldn't arise. Hackers often find themselves wishing for a
word like French `si', German `doch', or Dutch `jawel' - a word with
which one could unambiguously answer `yes' to a negative question.
(See also [136]mu)
For similar reasons, English-speaking hackers almost never use double
negatives, even if they live in a region where colloquial usage allows
them. The thought of uttering something that logically ought to be an
affirmative knowing it will be misparsed as a negative tends to
disturb them.
In a related vein, hackers sometimes make a game of answering
questions containing logical connectives with a strictly literal
rather than colloquial interpretation. A non-hacker who is indelicate
enough to ask a question like "So, are you working on finding that bug
now or leaving it until later?" is likely to get the perfectly correct
answer "Yes!" (that is, "Yes, I'm doing it either now or later, and
you didn't ask which!").
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International Style
Although the Jargon File remains primarily a lexicon of hacker usage
in American English, we have made some effort to get input from
abroad. Though the hacker-speak of other languages often uses
translations of jargon from English (often as transmitted to them by
earlier Jargon File versions!), the local variations are interesting,
and knowledge of them may be of some use to travelling hackers.
There are some references herein to `Commonwealth hackish'. These are
intended to describe some variations in hacker usage as reported in
the English spoken in Great Britain and the Commonwealth (Canada,
Australia, India, etc. -- though Canada is heavily influenced by
American usage). There is also an entry on [140]Commonwealth Hackish
reporting some general phonetic and vocabulary differences from U.S.
hackish.
Hackers in Western Europe and (especially) Scandinavia report that
they often use a mixture of English and their native languages for
technical conversation. Occasionally they develop idioms in their
English usage that are influenced by their native-language styles.
Some of these are reported here.
On the other hand, English often gives rise to grammatical and
vocabulary mutations in the native language. For example, Italian
hackers often use the nonexistent verbs `scrollare' (to scroll) and
`deletare' (to delete) rather than native Italian `scorrere' and
`cancellare'. Similarly, the English verb `to hack' has been seen
conjugated in Swedish. In German, many Unix terms in English are
casually declined as if they were German verbs - thus:
mount/mounten/gemountet; grep/grepen/gegrept; fork/forken/geforkt;
core dump/core-dumpen, core-gedumpt. And Spanish-speaking hackers use
`linkar' (to link), `debugear' (to debug), and `lockear' (to lock).
European hackers report that this happens partly because the English
terms make finer distinctions than are available in their native
vocabularies, and partly because deliberate language-crossing makes
for amusing wordplay.
A few notes on hackish usages in Russian have been added where they
are parallel with English idioms and thus comprehensible to
English-speakers.
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Crackers, Phreaks, and Lamers
From the early 1980s onward, a flourishing culture of local,
MS-DOS-based bulletin boards developed separately from Internet
hackerdom. The BBS culture has, as its seamy underside, a stratum of
`pirate boards' inhabited by [144]crackers, phone phreaks, and
[145]warez d00dz. These people (mostly teenagers running IBM-PC clones
from their bedrooms) have developed their own characteristic jargon,
heavily influenced by skateboard lingo and underground-rock slang.
Though crackers often call themselves `hackers', they aren't (they
typically have neither significant programming ability, nor Internet
expertise, nor experience with UNIX or other true multi-user systems).
Their vocabulary has little overlap with hackerdom's. Nevertheless,
this lexicon covers much of it so the reader will be able to
understand what goes by on bulletin-board systems.
Here is a brief guide to cracker and [146]warez d00dz usage:
* Misspell frequently. The substitutions
phone => fone
freak => phreak
are obligatory.
* Always substitute `z's for `s's. (i.e. "codes" -> "codez"). The
substitution of 'z' for 's' has evolved so that a 'z' is bow
systematically put at the end of words to denote an illegal or
cracking connection. Examples : Appz, passwordz, passez, utilz,
MP3z, distroz, pornz, sitez, gamez, crackz, serialz, downloadz,
FTPz, etc.
* Type random emphasis characters after a post line (i.e. "Hey
Dudes!#!$#$!#!$").
* Use the emphatic `k' prefix ("k-kool", "k-rad", "k-awesome")
frequently.
* Abbreviate compulsively ("I got lotsa warez w/ docs").
* Substitute `0' for `o' ("r0dent", "l0zer").
* TYPE ALL IN CAPS LOCK, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING ALL THE
TIME.
These traits are similar to those of [147]B1FF, who originated as a
parody of naive [148]BBS users; also of his latter-day equivalent
[149]Jeff K.. Occasionally, this sort of distortion may be used as
heavy sarcasm by a real hacker, as in:
> I got X Windows running under Linux!
d00d! u R an 31337 hax0r
The only practice resembling this in actual hacker usage is the
substitution of a dollar sign of `s' in names of products or service
felt to be excessively expensive, e.g. Compu$erve, Micro$oft.
For further discussion of the pirate-board subculture, see [150]lamer,
[151]elite, [152]leech, [153]poser, [154]cracker, and especially
[155]warez d00dz, [156]banner site, [157]ratio site, [158]leech mode.
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How to Use the Lexicon
Pronunciation Guide
Pronunciation keys are provided in the jargon listings for all entries
that are neither dictionary words pronounced as in standard English
nor obvious compounds thereof. Slashes bracket phonetic
pronunciations, which are to be interpreted using the following
conventions:
1. Syllables are hyphen-separated, except that an accent or
back-accent follows each accented syllable (the back-accent marks
a secondary accent in some words of four or more syllables). If no
accent is given, the word is pronounced with equal accentuation on
all syllables (this is common for abbreviations).
2. Consonants are pronounced as in American English. The letter `g'
is always hard (as in "got" rather than "giant"); `ch' is soft
("church" rather than "chemist"). The letter `j' is the sound that
occurs twice in "judge". The letter `s' is always as in "pass",
never a z sound. The digraph `kh' is the guttural of "loch" or
"l'chaim". The digraph 'gh' is the aspirated g+h of "bughouse" or
"ragheap" (rare in English).
3. Uppercase letters are pronounced as their English letter names;
thus (for example) /H-L-L/ is equivalent to /aych el el/. /Z/ may
be pronounced /zee/ or /zed/ depending on your local dialect.
4. Vowels are represented as follows:
/a/
back, that
/ah/
father, palm (see note)
/ar/
far, mark
/aw/
flaw, caught
/ay/
bake, rain
/e/
less, men
/ee/
easy, ski
/eir/
their, software
/i/
trip, hit
/i:/
life, sky
/o/
block, stock (see note)
/oh/
flow, sew
/oo/
loot, through
/or/
more, door
/ow/
out, how
/oy/
boy, coin
/uh/
but, some
/u/
put, foot
/y/
yet, young
/yoo/
few, chew
/[y]oo/
/oo/ with optional fronting as in `news' (/nooz/ or
/nyooz/)
The glyph /*/ is used for the `schwa' sound of unstressed or occluded
vowels (the one that is often written with an upside-down `e'). The
schwa vowel is omitted in syllables containing vocalic r, l, m or n;
that is, `kitten' and `color' would be rendered /kit'n/ and /kuhl'r/,
not /kit'*n/ and /kuhl'*r/.
Note that the above table reflects mainly distinctions found in
standard American English (that is, the neutral dialect spoken by TV
network announcers and typical of educated speech in the Upper
Midwest, Chicago, Minneapolis/St. Paul and Philadelphia). However, we
separate /o/ from /ah/, which tend to merge in standard American. This
may help readers accustomed to accents resembling British Received
Pronunciation.
The intent of this scheme is to permit as many readers as possible to
map the pronunciations into their local dialect by ignoring some
subset of the distinctions we make. Speakers of British RP, for
example, can smash terminal /r/ and all unstressed vowels. Speakers of
many varieties of southern American will automatically map /o/ to
/aw/; and so forth. (Standard American makes a good reference dialect
for this purpose because it has crisp consonants and more vowel
distinctions than other major dialects, and tends to retain
distinctions between unstressed vowels. It also happens to be what
your editor speaks.)
Entries with a pronunciation of `//' are written-only usages. (No,
Unix weenies, this does not mean `pronounce like previous
pronunciation'!)
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Other Lexicon Conventions
Entries are sorted in case-blind ASCII collation order (rather than
the letter-by-letter order ignoring interword spacing common in
mainstream dictionaries), except that all entries beginning with
nonalphabetic characters are sorted after Z. The case-blindness is a
feature, not a bug.
The beginning of each entry is marked by a colon (:) at the left
margin. This convention helps out tools like hypertext browsers that
benefit from knowing where entry boundaries are, but aren't as
context-sensitive as humans.
In pure ASCII renderings of the Jargon File, you will see {} used to
bracket words which themselves have entries in the File. This isn't
done all the time for every such word, but it is done everywhere that
a reminder seems useful that the term has a jargon meaning and one
might wish to refer to its entry.
In this all-ASCII version, headwords for topic entries are
distinguished from those for ordinary entries by being followed by
"::" rather than ":"; similarly, references are surrounded by "{{" and
"}}" rather than "{" and "}".
Defining instances of terms and phrases appear in `slanted type'. A
defining instance is one which occurs near to or as part of an
explanation of it.
Prefixed ** is used as linguists do; to mark examples of incorrect
usage.
We follow the `logical' quoting convention described in the Writing
Style section above. In addition, we reserve double quotes for actual
excerpts of text or (sometimes invented) speech. Scare quotes (which
mark a word being used in a nonstandard way), and philosopher's quotes
(which turn an utterance into the string of letters or words that name
it) are both rendered with single quotes.
References such as malloc(3) and patch(1) are to Unix facilities (some
of which, such as patch(1), are actually freeware distributed over
Usenet). The Unix manuals use foo(n) to refer to item foo in section
(n) of the manual, where n=1 is utilities, n=2 is system calls, n=3 is
C library routines, n=6 is games, and n=8 (where present) is system
administration utilities. Sections 4, 5, and 7 of the manuals have
changed roles frequently and in any case are not referred to in any of
the entries.
Various abbreviations used frequently in the lexicon are summarized
here:
abbrev.
abbreviation
adj.
adjective
adv.
adverb
alt.
alternate
cav.
caveat
conj.
conjunction
esp.
especially
excl.
exclamation
imp.
imperative
interj.
interjection
n.
noun
obs.
obsolete
pl.
plural
poss.
possibly
pref.
prefix
prob.
probably
prov.
proverbial
quant.
quantifier
suff.
suffix
syn.
synonym (or synonymous with)
v.
verb (may be transitive or intransitive)
var.
variant
vi.
intransitive verb
vt.
transitive verb
Where alternate spellings or pronunciations are given, alt. separates
two possibilities with nearly equal distribution, while var. prefixes
one that is markedly less common than the primary.
Where a term can be attributed to a particular subculture or is known
to have originated there, we have tried to so indicate. Here is a list
of abbreviations used in etymologies:
Amateur Packet Radio
A technical culture of ham-radio sites using AX.25 and TCP/IP
for wide-area networking and BBS systems.
Berkeley
University of California at Berkeley
BBN
Bolt, Beranek & Newman
Cambridge
the university in England (not the city in Massachusetts where
MIT happens to be located!)
CMU
Carnegie-Mellon University
Commodore
Commodore Business Machines
DEC
The Digital Equipment Corporation (now Compaq).
Fairchild
The Fairchild Instruments Palo Alto development group
FidoNet
See the [165]FidoNet entry
IBM
International Business Machines
MIT
Massachusetts Institute of Technology; esp. the legendary MIT
AI Lab culture of roughly 1971 to 1983 and its feeder groups,
including the Tech Model Railroad Club
NRL
Naval Research Laboratories
NYU
New York University
OED
The Oxford English Dictionary
Purdue
Purdue University
SAIL
Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (at Stanford
University)
SI
From Système International, the name for the standard
conventions of metric nomenclature used in the sciences
Stanford
Stanford University
Sun
Sun Microsystems
TMRC
Some MITisms go back as far as the Tech Model Railroad Club
(TMRC) at MIT c. 1960. Material marked TMRC is from "An
Abridged Dictionary of the TMRC Language", originally compiled
by Pete Samson in 1959
UCLA
University of California at Los Angeles
UK
the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland)
Usenet
See the [166]Usenet entry
WPI
Worcester Polytechnic Institute, site of a very active
community of PDP-10 hackers during the 1970s
WWW
The World-Wide-Web.
XEROX PARC
XEROX's Palo Alto Research Center, site of much pioneering
research in user interface design and networking
Yale
Yale University
Some other etymology abbreviations such as [167]Unix and [168]PDP-10
refer to technical cultures surrounding specific operating systems,
processors, or other environments. The fact that a term is labelled
with any one of these abbreviations does not necessarily mean its use
is confined to that culture. In particular, many terms labelled `MIT'
and `Stanford' are in quite general use. We have tried to give some
indication of the distribution of speakers in the usage notes;
however, a number of factors mentioned in the introduction conspire to
make these indications less definite than might be desirable.
A few new definitions attached to entries are marked [proposed]. These
are usually generalizations suggested by editors or Usenet respondents
in the process of commenting on previous definitions of those entries.
These are not represented as established jargon.
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Format For New Entries
You can mail submissions for the Jargon File to
[172]jargon@snark.thyrsus.com.
We welcome new jargon, and corrections to or amplifications of
existing entries. You can improve your submission's chances of being
included by adding background information on user population and years
of currency. References to actual usage via URLs and/or DejaNews
pointers are particularly welcomed.
All contributions and suggestions about the Jargon File will be
considered donations to be placed in the public domain as part of this
File, and may be used in subsequent paper editions. Submissions may be
edited for accuracy, clarity and concision.
We are looking to expand the File's range of technical specialties
covered. There are doubtless rich veins of jargon yet untapped in the
scientific computing, graphics, and networking hacker communities;
also in numerical analysis, computer architectures and VLSI design,
language design, and many other related fields. Send us your jargon!
We are not interested in straight technical terms explained by
textbooks or technical dictionaries unless an entry illuminates
`underground' meanings or aspects not covered by official histories.
We are also not interested in `joke' entries -- there is a lot of
humor in the file but it must flow naturally out of the explanations
of what hackers do and how they think.
It is OK to submit items of jargon you have originated if they have
spread to the point of being used by people who are not personally
acquainted with you. We prefer items to be attested by independent
submission from two different sites.
An HTML version of the File is available at
http://www.tuxedo.org/jargon. Please send us URLs for materials
related to the entries, so we can enrich the File's link structure.
The Jargon File will be regularly maintained and made available for
browsing on the World Wide Web, and will include a version number.
Read it, pass it around, contribute -- this is your monument!
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The Jargon Lexicon
* [176]= 0 =:
* [177]= A =:
* [178]= B =:
* [179]= C =:
* [180]= D =:
* [181]= E =:
* [182]= F =:
* [183]= G =:
* [184]= H =:
* [185]= I =:
* [186]= J =:
* [187]= K =:
* [188]= L =:
* [189]= M =:
* [190]= N =:
* [191]= O =:
* [192]= P =:
* [193]= Q =:
* [194]= R =:
* [195]= S =:
* [196]= T =:
* [197]= U =:
* [198]= V =:
* [199]= W =:
* [200]= X =:
* [201]= Y =:
* [202]= Z =:
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= 0 =
* [205]0:
* [206]1TBS:
* [207]120 reset:
* [208]2:
* [209]404:
* [210]404 compliant:
* [211]4.2:
* [212]@-party:
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0
Numeric zero, as opposed to the letter `O' (the 15th letter of the
English alphabet). In their unmodified forms they look a lot alike,
and various kluges invented to make them visually distinct have
compounded the confusion. If your zero is center-dotted and letter-O
is not, or if letter-O looks almost rectangular but zero looks more
like an American football stood on end (or the reverse), you're
probably looking at a modern character display (though the dotted zero
seems to have originated as an option on IBM 3270 controllers). If
your zero is slashed but letter-O is not, you're probably looking at
an old-style ASCII graphic set descended from the default typewheel on
the venerable ASR-33 Teletype (Scandinavians, for whom Ø is a letter,
curse this arrangement). (Interestingly, the slashed zero long
predates computers; Florian Cajori's monumental "A History of
Mathematical Notations" notes that it was used in the twelfth and
thirteenth centuries.) If letter-O has a slash across it and the zero
does not, your display is tuned for a very old convention used at IBM
and a few other early mainframe makers (Scandinavians curse this
arrangement even more, because it means two of their letters collide).
Some Burroughs/Unisys equipment displays a zero with a reversed slash.
Old CDC computers rendered letter O as an unbroken oval and 0 as an
oval broken at upper right and lower left. And yet another convention
common on early line printers left zero unornamented but added a tail
or hook to the letter-O so that it resembled an inverted Q or cursive
capital letter-O (this was endorsed by a draft ANSI standard for how
to draw ASCII characters, but the final standard changed the
distinguisher to a tick-mark in the upper-left corner). Are we
sufficiently confused yet?
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1TBS // n.
The "One True Brace Style"; see [218]indent style.
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120 reset /wuhn-twen'tee ree'set/ n.
[from 120 volts, U.S. wall voltage] To cycle power on a machine in
order to reset or unjam it. Compare [222]Big Red Switch, [223]power
cycle.
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2 infix.
In translation software written by hackers, infix 2 often represents
the syllable to with the connotation `translate to': as in dvi2ps (DVI
to PostScript), int2string (integer to string), and texi2roff (Texinfo
to [nt]roff). Several versions of a joke have floated around the
internet in which some idiot programmer fixes the Y2K bug by changing
all the Y's in something to K's, as in Januark, Februark, etc.
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404 // n.
[from the HTTP error "file not found on server"] Extended to humans to
convey that the subject has no idea or no clue - sapience not found.
May be used reflexively; "Uh, I'm 404ing" means "I'm drawing a blank".
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404 compliant adj.
The status of a website which has been completely removed, usually by
the administrators of the hosting site as a result of net abuse by the
website operators. The term is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the
standard "301 compliant" Murkowski Bill disclaimer used by spammers.
See also: [233]spam, [234]spamvertize.
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=
4.2 /for' poynt too'/ n.
Without a prefix, this almost invariably refers to [238]BSD Unix
release 4.2. Note that it is an indication of cluelessness to say
"version 4.2", and "release 4.2" is rare; the number stands on its
own, or is used in the more explicit forms 4.2BSD or (less commonly)
BSD 4.2. Similar remarks apply to "4.3", "4.4" and to earlier,
less-widespread releases 4.1 and 2.9.
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@-party /at'par`tee/ n.
[from the @-sign in an Internet address] (alt. `@-sign party' /at'si:n
par`tee/) A semi-closed party thrown for hackers at a science-fiction
convention (esp. the annual World Science Fiction Convention or
"Worldcon"); one must have a [242]network address to get in, or at
least be in company with someone who does. One of the most reliable
opportunities for hackers to meet face to face with people who might
otherwise be represented by mere phosphor dots on their screens.
Compare [243]boink.
The first recorded @-party was held at the Westercon (a U.S. western
regional SF convention) over the July 4th weekend in 1980. It is not
clear exactly when the canonical @-party venue shifted to the Worldcon
but it had certainly become established by Constellation in 1983.
Sadly, the @-party tradition has been in decline since about 1996,
mainly because having an @-address no longer functions as an effective
lodge pin.
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Lexicon
= A =
* [247]abbrev:
* [248]ABEND:
* [249]accumulator:
* [250]ACK:
* [251]Acme:
* [252]acolyte:
* [253]ad-hockery:
* [254]Ada:
* [255]address harvester:
* [256]adger:
* [257]admin:
* [258]ADVENT:
* [259]AFAIK:
* [260]AFJ:
* [261]AFK:
* [262]AI:
* [263]AI-complete:
* [264]AI koans:
* [265]AIDS:
* [266]AIDX:
* [267]airplane rule:
* [268]Alderson loop:
* [269]aliasing bug:
* [270]Alice and Bob:
* [271]all-elbows:
* [272]alpha geek:
* [273]alpha particles:
* [274]alt:
* [275]alt bit:
* [276]Aluminum Book:
* [277]ambimouseterous:
* [278]Amiga:
* [279]Amiga Persecution Complex:
* [280]amoeba:
* [281]amp off:
* [282]amper:
* [283]Angband:
* [284]angle brackets:
* [285]angry fruit salad:
* [286]annoybot:
* [287]annoyware:
* [288]ANSI:
* [289]ANSI standard:
* [290]ANSI standard pizza:
* [291]AOL!:
* [292]app:
* [293]arena:
* [294]arg:
* [295]ARMM:
* [296]armor-plated:
* [297]asbestos:
* [298]asbestos cork award:
* [299]asbestos longjohns:
* [300]ASCII:
* [301]ASCII art:
* [302]ASCIIbetical order:
* [303]astroturfing:
* [304]atomic:
* [305]attoparsec:
* [306]AUP:
* [307]autobogotiphobia:
* [308]automagically:
* [309]avatar:
* [310]awk:
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Node:abbrev, Next:[311]ABEND, Previous:[312]@-party, Up:[313]= A =
abbrev /*-breev'/, /*-brev'/ n.
Common abbreviation for `abbreviation'.
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Node:ABEND, Next:[314]accumulator, Previous:[315]abbrev, Up:[316]= A =
ABEND /a'bend/, /*-bend'/ n.
[ABnormal END] 1. Abnormal termination (of software); [317]crash;
[318]lossage. Derives from an error message on the IBM 360; used
jokingly by hackers but seriously mainly by [319]code grinders.
Usually capitalized, but may appear as `abend'. Hackers will try to
persuade you that ABEND is called `abend' because it is what system
operators do to the machine late on Friday when they want to call it a
day, and hence is from the German `Abend' = `Evening'. 2.
[alt.callahans] Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation - used in the
subject lines of postings warning friends of an imminent loss of
Internet access. (This can be because of computer downtime, loss of
provider, moving or illness.) Variants of this also appear: ABVND =
`Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation' and ABSEND = `Absent By
Self-Enforced Net Deprivation' have been sighted.
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Node:accumulator, Next:[320]ACK, Previous:[321]ABEND, Up:[322]= A =
accumulator n. obs.
1. Archaic term for a register. On-line use of it as a synonym for
`register' is a fairly reliable indication that the user has been
around for quite a while and/or that the architecture under discussion
is quite old. The term in full is almost never used of microprocessor
registers, for example, though symbolic names for arithmetic registers
beginning in `A' derive from historical use of the term `accumulator'
(and not, actually, from `arithmetic'). Confusingly, though, an `A'
register name prefix may also stand for `address', as for example on
the Motorola 680x0 family. 2. A register being used for arithmetic or
logic (as opposed to addressing or a loop index), especially one being
used to accumulate a sum or count of many items. This use is in
context of a particular routine or stretch of code. "The FOOBAZ
routine uses A3 as an accumulator." 3. One's in-basket (esp. among
old-timers who might use sense 1). "You want this reviewed? Sure, just
put it in the accumulator." (See [323]stack.)
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Node:ACK, Next:[324]Acme, Previous:[325]accumulator, Up:[326]= A =
ACK /ak/ interj.
1. [common; from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110] Acknowledge. Used to
register one's presence (compare mainstream Yo!). An appropriate
response to [327]ping or [328]ENQ. 2. [from the comic strip "Bloom
County"] An exclamation of surprised disgust, esp. in "Ack pffft!"
Semi-humorous. Generally this sense is not spelled in caps (ACK) and
is distinguished by a following exclamation point. 3. Used to politely
interrupt someone to tell them you understand their point (see
[329]NAK). Thus, for example, you might cut off an overly long
explanation with "Ack. Ack. Ack. I get it now". 4. An affirmative.
"Think we ought to ditch that damn NT server for a Linux box?" "ACK!"
There is also a usage "ACK?" (from sense 1) meaning "Are you there?",
often used in email when earlier mail has produced no reply, or during
a lull in [330]talk mode to see if the person has gone away (the
standard humorous response is of course [331]NAK (sense 1), i.e., "I'm
not here").
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Node:Acme, Next:[332]acolyte, Previous:[333]ACK, Up:[334]= A =
Acme n.
The canonical supplier of bizarre, elaborate, and non-functional
gadgetry - where Rube Goldberg and Heath Robinson (two cartoonists who
specialized in elaborate contraptions) shop. The name has been
humorously expanded as A (or American) Company Making Everything. (In
fact, Acme was a real brand sold from Sears Roebuck catalogs in the
early 1900s.) Describing some X as an "Acme X" either means "This is
[335]insanely great", or, more likely, "This looks [336]insanely great
on paper, but in practice it's really easy to shoot yourself in the
foot with it." Compare [337]pistol.
This term, specially cherished by American hackers and explained here
for the benefit of our overseas brethren, comes from the Warner
Brothers' series of "Roadrunner" cartoons. In these cartoons, the
famished Wile E. Coyote was forever attempting to catch up with, trap,
and eat the Roadrunner. His attempts usually involved one or more
high-technology Rube Goldberg devices - rocket jetpacks, catapults,
magnetic traps, high-powered slingshots, etc. These were usually
delivered in large cardboard boxes, labeled prominently with the Acme
name. These devices invariably malfunctioned in improbable and violent
ways.
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Node:acolyte, Next:[338]ad-hockery, Previous:[339]Acme, Up:[340]= A =
acolyte n. obs.
[TMRC] An [341]OSU privileged enough to submit data and programs to a
member of the [342]priesthood.
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Node:ad-hockery, Next:[343]Ada, Previous:[344]acolyte, Up:[345]= A =
ad-hockery /ad-hok'*r-ee/ n.
[Purdue] 1. Gratuitous assumptions made inside certain programs, esp.
expert systems, which lead to the appearance of semi-intelligent
behavior but are in fact entirely arbitrary. For example,
fuzzy-matching of input tokens that might be typing errors against a
symbol table can make it look as though a program knows how to spell.
2. Special-case code to cope with some awkward input that would
otherwise cause a program to [346]choke, presuming normal inputs are
dealt with in some cleaner and more regular way. Also called
`ad-hackery', `ad-hocity' (/ad-hos'*-tee/), `ad-crockery'. See also
[347]ELIZA effect.
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Node:Ada, Next:[348]address harvester, Previous:[349]ad-hockery,
Up:[350]= A =
Ada n.
A [351]Pascal-descended language that was at one time made mandatory
for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon. Hackers
are nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely
what one might expect given that kind of endorsement by fiat; designed
by committee, crockish, difficult to use, and overall a disastrous,
multi-billion-dollar boondoggle (one common description wss "The PL/I
of the 1980s"). Hackers find Ada's exception-handling and
inter-process communication features particularly hilarious. Ada
Lovelace (the daughter of Lord Byron who became the world's first
programmer while cooperating with Charles Babbage on the design of his
mechanical computing engines in the mid-1800s) would almost certainly
blanch at the use to which her name has latterly been put; the kindest
thing that has been said about it is that there is probably a good
small language screaming to get out from inside its vast,
[352]elephantine bulk.
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Node:address harvester, Next:[353]adger, Previous:[354]Ada, Up:[355]=
A =
address harvester n.
A robot that searches web pages and/or filters netnews traffic looking
for valid email addresses. Some address harvesters are benign, used
only for compiling address directories. Most, unfortunately, are run
by miscreants compiling address lists to [356]spam. Address harvesters
can be foiled by a [357]teergrube.
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Node:adger, Next:[358]admin, Previous:[359]address harvester,
Up:[360]= A =
adger /aj'r/ vt.
[UCLA mutant of [361]nadger, poss. also from the middle name of an
infamous [362]tenured graduate student] To make a bonehead move with
consequences that could have been foreseen with even slight mental
effort. E.g., "He started removing files and promptly adgered the
whole project". Compare [363]dumbass attack.
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Node:admin, Next:[364]ADVENT, Previous:[365]adger, Up:[366]= A =
admin /ad-min'/ n.
Short for `administrator'; very commonly used in speech or on-line to
refer to the systems person in charge on a computer. Common
constructions on this include `sysadmin' and `site admin' (emphasizing
the administrator's role as a site contact for email and news) or
`newsadmin' (focusing specifically on news). Compare [367]postmaster,
[368]sysop, [369]system mangler.
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Node:ADVENT, Next:[370]AFAIK, Previous:[371]admin, Up:[372]= A =
ADVENT /ad'vent/ n.
The prototypical computer adventure game, first designed by Will
Crowther on the [373]PDP-10 in the mid-1970s as an attempt at
computer-refereed fantasy gaming, and expanded into a puzzle-oriented
game by Don Woods at Stanford in 1976. (Woods had been one of the
authors of [374]INTERCAL.) Now better known as Adventure or Colossal
Cave Adventure, but the [375]TOPS-10 operating system permitted only
six-letter filenames. See also [376]vadding, [377]Zork, and
[378]Infocom.
This game defined the terse, dryly humorous style since expected in
text adventure games, and popularized several tag lines that have
become fixtures of hacker-speak: "A huge green fierce snake bars the
way!" "I see no X here" (for some noun X). "You are in a maze of
twisty little passages, all alike." "You are in a little maze of
twisty passages, all different." The `magic words' [379]xyzzy and
[380]plugh also derive from this game.
Crowther, by the way, participated in the exploration of the Mammoth &
Flint Ridge cave system; it actually has a `Colossal Cave' and a
`Bedquilt' as in the game, and the `Y2' that also turns up is cavers'
jargon for a map reference to a secondary entrance.
ADVENT sources are available for FTP at
[381]ftp://ftp.wustl.edu/doc/misc/if-archive/games/source/advent.tar.Z
. There is a
[382]http://people.delphi.com/rickadams/adventure/index.html.
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Node:AFAIK, Next:[383]AFJ, Previous:[384]ADVENT, Up:[385]= A =
AFAIK // n.
[Usenet] Abbrev. for "As Far As I Know".
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Node:AFJ, Next:[386]AFK, Previous:[387]AFAIK, Up:[388]= A =
AFJ // n.
Written-only abbreviation for "April Fool's Joke". Elaborate April
Fool's hoaxes are a long-established tradition on Usenet and Internet;
see [389]kremvax for an example. In fact, April Fool's Day is the only
seasonal holiday consistently marked by customary observances on
Internet and other hacker networks.
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Node:AFK, Next:[390]AI, Previous:[391]AFJ, Up:[392]= A =
AFK
[MUD] Abbrev. for "Away From Keyboard". Used to notify others that you
will be momentarily unavailable online. eg. "Let's not go kill that
frost giant yet, I need to go AFK to make a phone call". Often MUDs
will have a command to politely inform others of your absence when
they try to talk with you. The term is not restricted to MUDs,
however, and has become common in many chat situations, from IRC to
Unix talk.
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Node:AI, Next:[393]AI-complete, Previous:[394]AFK, Up:[395]= A =
AI /A-I/ n.
Abbreviation for `Artificial Intelligence', so common that the full
form is almost never written or spoken among hackers.
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Node:AI-complete, Next:[396]AI koans, Previous:[397]AI, Up:[398]= A =
AI-complete /A-I k*m-pleet'/ adj.
[MIT, Stanford: by analogy with `NP-complete' (see [399]NP-)] Used to
describe problems or subproblems in AI, to indicate that the solution
presupposes a solution to the `strong AI problem' (that is, the
synthesis of a human-level intelligence). A problem that is
AI-complete is, in other words, just too hard.
Examples of AI-complete problems are `The Vision Problem' (building a
system that can see as well as a human) and `The Natural Language
Problem' (building a system that can understand and speak a natural
language as well as a human). These may appear to be modular, but all
attempts so far (1999) to solve them have foundered on the amount of
context information and `intelligence' they seem to require. See also
[400]gedanken.
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Node:AI koans, Next:[401]AIDS, Previous:[402]AI-complete, Up:[403]= A
=
AI koans /A-I koh'anz/ pl.n.
A series of pastiches of Zen teaching riddles created by Danny Hillis
at the MIT AI Lab around various major figures of the Lab's culture
(several are included under [404]Some AI Koans in Appendix A). See
also [405]ha ha only serious, [406]mu, and [407]hacker humor.
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Node:AIDS, Next:[408]AIDX, Previous:[409]AI koans, Up:[410]= A =
AIDS /aydz/ n.
Short for A* Infected Disk Syndrome (`A*' is a [411]glob pattern that
matches, but is not limited to, Apple or Amiga), this condition is
quite often the result of practicing unsafe [412]SEX. See [413]virus,
[414]worm, [415]Trojan horse, [416]virgin.
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Node:AIDX, Next:[417]airplane rule, Previous:[418]AIDS, Up:[419]= A =
AIDX /ayd'k*z/ n.
Derogatory term for IBM's perverted version of Unix, AIX, especially
for the AIX 3.? used in the IBM RS/6000 series (some hackers think it
is funnier just to pronounce "AIX" as "aches"). A victim of the
dreaded "hybridism" disease, this attempt to combine the two main
currents of the Unix stream ([420]BSD and [421]USG Unix) became a
[422]monstrosity to haunt system administrators' dreams. For example,
if new accounts are created while many users are logged on, the load
average jumps quickly over 20 due to silly implementation of the user
databases. For a quite similar disease, compare [423]HP-SUX. Also,
compare [424]Macintrash, [425]Nominal Semidestructor, [426]ScumOS,
[427]sun-stools.
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Node:airplane rule, Next:[428]Alderson loop, Previous:[429]AIDX,
Up:[430]= A =
airplane rule n.
"Complexity increases the possibility of failure; a twin-engine
airplane has twice as many engine problems as a single-engine
airplane." By analogy, in both software and electronics, the rule that
simplicity increases robustness. It is correspondingly argued that the
right way to build reliable systems is to put all your eggs in one
basket, after making sure that you've built a really good basket. See
also [431]KISS Principle, [432]elegant.
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Node:Alderson loop, Next:[433]aliasing bug, Previous:[434]airplane
rule, Up:[435]= A =
Alderson loop n.
[Intel] A special version of an [436]infinite loop where there is an
exit condition available, but inaccessible in the current
implementation of the code. Typically this is created while debugging
user interface code. An example would be when there is a menu stating,
"Select 1-3 or 9 to quit" and 9 is not allowed by the function that
takes the selection from the user.
This term received its name from a programmer who had coded a modal
message box in MSAccess with no Ok or Cancel buttons, thereby
disabling the entire program whenever the box came up. The message box
had the proper code for dismissal and even was set up so that when the
non-existent Ok button was pressed the proper code would be called.
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Node:aliasing bug, Next:[437]Alice and Bob, Previous:[438]Alderson
loop, Up:[439]= A =
aliasing bug n.
A class of subtle programming errors that can arise in code that does
dynamic allocation, esp. via malloc(3) or equivalent. If several
pointers address (`aliases for') a given hunk of storage, it may
happen that the storage is freed or reallocated (and thus moved)
through one alias and then referenced through another, which may lead
to subtle (and possibly intermittent) lossage depending on the state
and the allocation history of the malloc [440]arena. Avoidable by use
of allocation strategies that never alias allocated core, or by use of
higher-level languages, such as [441]LISP, which employ a garbage
collector (see [442]GC). Also called a [443]stale pointer bug. See
also [444]precedence lossage, [445]smash the stack, [446]fandango on
core, [447]memory leak, [448]memory smash, [449]overrun screw,
[450]spam.
Historical note: Though this term is nowadays associated with C
programming, it was already in use in a very similar sense in the
Algol-60 and FORTRAN communities in the 1960s.
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Node:Alice and Bob, Next:[451]all-elbows, Previous:[452]aliasing bug,
Up:[453]= A =
Alice and Bob n.
The archetypal individuals used as examples in discussions of
cryptographic protocols. Originally, theorists would say something
like: "A communicates with someone who claims to be B, So to be sure,
A tests that B knows a secret number K. So A sends to B a random
number X. B then forms Y by encrypting X under key K and sends Y back
to A" Because this sort of thing is is quite hard to follow, theorists
stopped using the unadorned letters A and B to represent the main
players and started calling them Alice and Bob. So now we say "Alice
communicates with someone claiming to be Bob, and to be sure, So Alice
tests that Bob knows a secret number K. Alice sends to Bob a random
number X. Bob then forms Y by encrypting X under key K and sends Y
back to Alice". A whole mythology rapidly grew up around the
metasyntactic names; see
[454]http://www.conceptlabs.co.uk/alicebob.html.
In Bruce Schneier's definitive introductory text "Applied
Cryptography" (2nd ed., 1996, John Wiley & Sons, ISBN 0-471-11709-9)
he introduces a table of dramatis personae headed by Alice and Bob.
Others include Carol (a participant in three- and four-party
protocols), Dave (a participant in four-party protocols), Eve (an
eavesdropper), Mallory (a malicious active attacker), Trent (a trusted
arbitrator), Walter (a warden), Peggy (a prover) and Victor (a
verifier). These names for roles are either already standard or, given
the wide popularity of the book, may be expected to quickly become so.
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Node:all-elbows, Next:[455]alpha geek, Previous:[456]Alice and Bob,
Up:[457]= A =
all-elbows adj.
[MS-DOS] Of a TSR (terminate-and-stay-resident) IBM PC program, such
as the N pop-up calendar and calculator utilities that circulate on
[458]BBS systems: unsociable. Used to describe a program that rudely
steals the resources that it needs without considering that other TSRs
may also be resident. One particularly common form of rudeness is
lock-up due to programs fighting over the keyboard interrupt. See
[459]rude, also [460]mess-dos.
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Node:alpha geek, Next:[461]alpha particles, Previous:[462]all-elbows,
Up:[463]= A =
alpha geek n.
[from animal ethologists' `alpha male'] The most technically
accomplished or skillful person in some implied context. "Ask Larry,
he's the alpha geek here."
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Node:alpha particles, Next:[464]alt, Previous:[465]alpha geek,
Up:[466]= A =
alpha particles n.
See [467]bit rot.
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Node:alt, Next:[468]alt bit, Previous:[469]alpha particles, Up:[470]=
A =
alt /awlt/
1. n. The alt shift key on an IBM PC or [471]clone keyboard; see
[472]bucky bits, sense 2 (though typical PC usage does not simply set
the 0200 bit). 2. n. The `option' key on a Macintosh; use of this term
usually reveals that the speaker hacked PCs before coming to the Mac
(see also [473]feature key, which is sometimes incorrectly called
`alt'). 3. n.,obs. [PDP-10; often capitalized to ALT] Alternate name
for the ASCII ESC character (ASCII 0011011), after the keycap labeling
on some older terminals; also `altmode' (/awlt'mohd/). This character
was almost never pronounced `escape' on an ITS system, in [474]TECO,
or under TOPS-10 -- always alt, as in "Type alt alt to end a TECO
command" or "alt-U onto the system" (for "log onto the [ITS] system").
This usage probably arose because alt is more convenient to say than
`escape', especially when followed by another alt or a character (or
another alt and a character, for that matter). 4. The alt hierarchy on
Usenet, the tree of newsgroups created by users without a formal vote
and approval procedure. There is a myth, not entirely implausible,
that alt is acronymic for "anarchists, lunatics, and terrorists"; but
in fact it is simply short for "alternative".
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Node:alt bit, Next:[475]Aluminum Book, Previous:[476]alt, Up:[477]= A
=
alt bit /awlt bit/ [from alternate] adj.
See [478]meta bit.
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Node:Aluminum Book, Next:[479]ambimouseterous, Previous:[480]alt bit,
Up:[481]= A =
Aluminum Book n.
[MIT] "Common LISP: The Language", by Guy L. Steele Jr. (Digital
Press, first edition 1984, second edition 1990). Note that due to a
technical screwup some printings of the second edition are actually of
a color the author describes succinctly as "yucky green". See also
[482]book titles.
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Node:ambimouseterous, Next:[483]Amiga, Previous:[484]Aluminum Book,
Up:[485]= A =
ambimouseterous /am-b*-mows'ter-us/ or /am-b*-mows'trus/ adj.
[modeled on ambidextrous] Able to use a mouse with either hand.
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Node:Amiga, Next:[486]Amiga Persecution Complex,
Previous:[487]ambimouseterous, Up:[488]= A =
Amiga n
A series of personal computer models originally sold by Commodore,
based on 680x0 processors, custom support chips and an operating
system that combined some of the best features of Macintosh and Unix
with compatibility with neither.
The Amiga was released just as the personal computing world
standardized on IBM-PC clones. This prevented it from gaining serious
market share, despite the fact that the first Amigas had a substantial
technological lead on the IBM XTs of the time. Instead, it acquired a
small but zealous population of enthusiastic hackers who dreamt of one
day unseating the clones (see [489]Amiga Persecution Complex). The
traits of this culture are both spoofed and illuminated in [490]The
BLAZE Humor Viewer. The strength of the Amiga platform seeded a small
industry of companies building software and hardware for the platform,
especially in graphics and video applications (see [491]video
toaster).
Due to spectacular mismanagement, Commodore did hardly any R&D,
allowing the competition to close Amiga's technological lead. After
Commodore went bankrupt in 1994 the technology passed through several
hands, none of whom did much with it. However, the Amiga is still
being produced in Europe under license and has a substantial number of
fans, which will probably extend the platform's life considerably.
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Node:Amiga Persecution Complex, Next:[492]amoeba, Previous:[493]Amiga,
Up:[494]= A =
Amiga Persecution Complex n.
The disorder suffered by a particularly egregious variety of
[495]bigot, those who believe that the marginality of their preferred
machine is the result of some kind of industry-wide conspiracy (for
without a conspiracy of some kind, the eminent superiority of their
beloved shining jewel of a platform would obviously win over all,
market pressures be damned!) Those afflicted are prone to engaging in
[496]flame wars and calling for boycotts and mailbombings. Amiga
Persecution Complex is by no means limited to Amiga users; NeXT,
[497]NeWS, [498]OS/2, Macintosh, [499]LISP, and [500]GNU users are
also common victims. [501]Linux users used to display symptoms very
frequently before Linux started winning; some still do. See also
[502]newbie, [503]troll, [504]holy wars, [505]weenie, [506]Get a
life!.
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Node:amoeba, Next:[507]amp off, Previous:[508]Amiga Persecution
Complex, Up:[509]= A =
amoeba n.
Humorous term for the Commodore Amiga personal computer.
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Node:amp off, Next:[510]amper, Previous:[511]amoeba, Up:[512]= A =
amp off vt.
[Purdue] To run in [513]background. From the Unix shell `&' operator.
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Node:amper, Next:[514]Angband, Previous:[515]amp off, Up:[516]= A =
amper n.
Common abbreviation for the name of the ampersand (`&', ASCII 0100110)
character. See [517]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:Angband, Next:[518]angle brackets, Previous:[519]amper, Up:[520]=
A =
Angband n. /ang'band/
Like [521]nethack, [522]moria, and [523]rogue, one of the large freely
distributed Dungeons-and-Dragons-like simulation games, available for
a wide range of machines and operating systems. The name is from
Tolkien's Pits of Angband (compare [524]elder days, [525]elvish). Has
been described as "Moria on steroids"; but, unlike Moria, many aspects
of the game are customizable. This leads many hackers and would-be
hackers into fooling with these instead of doing productive work.
There are many Angband variants, of which the most notorious is
probably the rather whimsical Zangband. In this game, when a key that
does not correspond to a command is pressed, the game will display
"Type ? for help" 50% of the time. The other 50% of the time, random
error messages including "An error has occurred because an error of
type 42 has occurred" and "Windows 95 uninstalled successfully" will
be displayed. Zangband also allows the player to kill Santa Claus (who
has some really good stuff, but also has a lot of friends), "Bull
Gates", and Barney the Dinosaur (but be watchful; Barney has a nasty
case of halitosis). There is an official angband home page at
[526]http://www.phial.com/angband and a zangband one at
[527]http://thangorodrim.angband.org. See also [528]Random Number God.
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Node:angle brackets, Next:[529]angry fruit salad,
Previous:[530]Angband, Up:[531]= A =
angle brackets n.
Either of the characters < (ASCII 0111100) and > (ASCII 0111110)
(ASCII less-than or greater-than signs). Typographers in the [532]Real
World use angle brackets which are either taller and slimmer (the ISO
`Bra' and `Ket' characters), or significantly smaller (single or
double guillemets) than the less-than and greater-than signs. See
[533]broket, [534]ASCII.
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Node:angry fruit salad, Next:[535]annoybot, Previous:[536]angle
brackets, Up:[537]= A =
angry fruit salad n.
A bad visual-interface design that uses too many colors. (This term
derives, of course, from the bizarre day-glo colors found in canned
fruit salad.) Too often one sees similar effects from interface
designers using color window systems such as [538]X; there is a
tendency to create displays that are flashy and attention-getting but
uncomfortable for long-term use.
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Node:annoybot, Next:[539]annoyware, Previous:[540]angry fruit salad,
Up:[541]= A =
annoybot /*-noy-bot/ n.
[IRC] See [542]bot.
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Node:annoyware, Next:[543]ANSI, Previous:[544]annoybot, Up:[545]= A =
annoyware n.
A type of [546]shareware that frequently disrupts normal program
operation to display requests for payment to the author in return for
the ability to disable the request messages. (Also called `nagware')
The requests generally require user action to acknowledge the message
before normal operation is resumed and are often tied to the most
frequently used features of the software. See also [547]careware,
[548]charityware, [549]crippleware, [550]freeware, [551]FRS,
[552]guiltware, [553]postcardware, and [554]-ware; compare
[555]payware.
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Node:ANSI, Next:[556]ANSI standard, Previous:[557]annoyware, Up:[558]=
A =
ANSI /an'see/
1. n. [techspeak] The American National Standards Institute. ANSI,
along with the International Organization for Standards (ISO),
standardized the C programming language (see [559]K&R, [560]Classic
C), and promulgates many other important software standards. 2. n.
[techspeak] A terminal may be said to be `ANSI' if it meets the ANSI
X.364 standard for terminal control. Unfortunately, this standard was
both over-complicated and too permissive. It has been retired and
replaced by the ECMA-48 standard, which shares both flaws. 3. n. [BBS
jargon] The set of screen-painting codes that most MS-DOS and Amiga
computers accept. This comes from the ANSI.SYS device driver that must
be loaded on an MS-DOS computer to view such codes. Unfortunately,
neither DOS ANSI nor the BBS ANSIs derived from it exactly match the
ANSI X.364 terminal standard. For example, the ESC-[1m code turns on
the bold highlight on large machines, but in IBM PC/MS-DOS ANSI, it
turns on `intense' (bright) colors. Also, in BBS-land, the term `ANSI'
is often used to imply that a particular computer uses or can emulate
the IBM high-half character set from MS-DOS. Particular use depends on
context. Occasionally, the vanilla ASCII character set is used with
the color codes, but on BBSs, ANSI and `IBM characters' tend to go
together.
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ANSI standard /an'see stan'd*rd/
The ANSI standard usage of `ANSI standard' refers to any practice
which is typical or broadly done. It's most appropriately applied to
things that everyone does that are not quite regulation. For example:
ANSI standard shaking of a laser printer cartridge to get extra life
from it, or the ANSI standard word tripling in names of usenet alt
groups.
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Up:[566]= A =
ANSI standard pizza /an'see stan'd*rd peet'z*/
[CMU] Pepperoni and mushroom pizza. Coined allegedly because most
pizzas ordered by CMU hackers during some period leading up to
mid-1990 were of that flavor. See also [567]rotary debugger; compare
[568]ISO standard cup of tea.
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AOL! n.
[Usenet] Common synonym for "Me, too!" alluding to the legendary
propensity of America Online users to utter contentless "Me, too!"
postings. The number of exclamation points following varies from zero
to five or so. The pseudo-HTML
Me, too!
is also frequently seen. See also [572]September that never ended.
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app /ap/ n.
Short for `application program', as opposed to a systems program. Apps
are what systems vendors are forever chasing developers to create for
their environments so they can sell more boxes. Hackers tend not to
think of the things they themselves run as apps; thus, in hacker
parlance the term excludes compilers, program editors, games, and
messaging systems, though a user would consider all those to be apps.
(Broadly, an app is often a self-contained environment for performing
some well-defined task such as `word processing'; hackers tend to
prefer more general-purpose tools.) See [576]killer app; oppose
[577]tool, [578]operating system.
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arena n.
[common; Unix] The area of memory attached to a process by brk(2) and
sbrk(2) and used by malloc(3) as dynamic storage. So named from a
malloc: corrupt arena message emitted when some early versions
detected an impossible value in the free block list. See [582]overrun
screw, [583]aliasing bug, [584]memory leak, [585]memory smash,
[586]smash the stack.
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arg /arg/ n.
Abbreviation for `argument' (to a function), used so often as to have
become a new word (like `piano' from `pianoforte'). "The sine function
takes 1 arg, but the arc-tangent function can take either 1 or 2
args." Compare [590]param, [591]parm, [592]var.
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ARMM n.
[acronym, `Automated Retroactive Minimal Moderation'] A Usenet
[596]cancelbot created by Dick Depew of Munroe Falls, Ohio. ARMM was
intended to automatically cancel posts from anonymous-posting sites.
Unfortunately, the robot's recognizer for anonymous postings triggered
on its own automatically-generated control messages! Transformed by
this stroke of programming ineptitude into a monster of
Frankensteinian proportions, it broke loose on the night of March 31,
1993 and proceeded to [597]spam news.admin.policy with a recursive
explosion of over 200 messages.
ARMM's bug produced a recursive [598]cascade of messages each of which
mechanically added text to the ID and Subject and some other headers
of its parent. This produced a flood of messages in which each header
took up several screens and each message ID and subject line got
longer and longer and longer.
Reactions varied from amusement to outrage. The pathological messages
crashed at least one mail system, and upset people paying line charges
for their Usenet feeds. One poster described the ARMM debacle as
"instant Usenet history" (also establishing the term [599]despew), and
it has since been widely cited as a cautionary example of the havoc
the combination of good intentions and incompetence can wreak on a
network. Compare [600]Great Worm; [601]sorcerer's apprentice mode. See
also [602]software laser, [603]network meltdown.
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armor-plated n.
Syn. for [607]bulletproof.
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asbestos adj.
[common] Used as a modifier to anything intended to protect one from
[611]flames; also in other highly [612]flame-suggestive usages. See,
for example, [613]asbestos longjohns and [614]asbestos cork award.
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asbestos cork award n.
Once, long ago at MIT, there was a [618]flamer so consistently
obnoxious that another hacker designed, had made, and distributed
posters announcing that said flamer had been nominated for the
`asbestos cork award'. (Any reader in doubt as to the intended
application of the cork should consult the etymology under
[619]flame.) Since then, it is agreed that only a select few have
risen to the heights of bombast required to earn this dubious dignity
-- but there is no agreement on which few.
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asbestos longjohns n.
Notional garments donned by [623]Usenet posters just before emitting a
remark they expect will elicit [624]flamage. This is the most common
of the [625]asbestos coinages. Also `asbestos underwear', `asbestos
overcoat', etc.
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ASCII /as'kee/ n.
[originally an acronym (American Standard Code for Information
Interchange) but now merely conventional] The predominant character
set encoding of present-day computers. The standard version uses 7
bits for each character, whereas most earlier codes (including early
drafts of of ASCII prior to June 1961) used fewer. This change allowed
the inclusion of lowercase letters -- a major [629]win -- but it did
not provide for accented letters or any other letterforms not used in
English (such as the German sharp-S or the ae-ligature which is a
letter in, for example, Norwegian). It could be worse, though. It
could be much worse. See [630]EBCDIC to understand how. A history of
ASCII and its ancestors is at
[631]http://www.wps.com/texts/codes/index.html.
Computers are much pickier and less flexible about spelling than
humans; thus, hackers need to be very precise when talking about
characters, and have developed a considerable amount of verbal
shorthand for them. Every character has one or more names -- some
formal, some concise, some silly. Common jargon names for ASCII
characters are collected here. See also individual entries for
[632]bang, [633]excl, [634]open, [635]ques, [636]semi, [637]shriek,
[638]splat, [639]twiddle, and [640]Yu-Shiang Whole Fish.
This list derives from revision 2.3 of the Usenet ASCII pronunciation
guide. Single characters are listed in ASCII order; character pairs
are sorted in by first member. For each character, common names are
given in rough order of popularity, followed by names that are
reported but rarely seen; official ANSI/CCITT names are surrounded by
brokets: <>. Square brackets mark the particularly silly names
introduced by [641]INTERCAL. The abbreviations "l/r" and "o/c" stand
for left/right and "open/close" respectively. Ordinary parentheticals
provide some usage information.
!
Common: [642]bang; pling; excl; shriek; ball-bat; . Rare: factorial; exclam; smash; cuss; boing; yell; wow;
hey; wham; eureka; [spark-spot]; soldier, control.
"
Common: double quote; quote. Rare: literal mark; double-glitch;
; ; dirk; [rabbit-ears]; double
prime.
#
Common: number sign; pound; pound sign; hash; sharp;
[643]crunch; hex; [mesh]. Rare: grid; crosshatch; octothorpe;
flash; , pig-pen; tictactoe; scratchmark; thud; thump;
[644]splat.
$
Common: dollar; . Rare: currency symbol; buck;
cash; string (from BASIC); escape (when used as the echo of
ASCII ESC); ding; cache; [big money].
%
Common: percent; ; mod; grapes. Rare:
[double-oh-seven].
&
Common: ; amper; and, and sign. Rare: address (from
C); reference (from C++); andpersand; bitand; background (from
sh(1)); pretzel; amp. [INTERCAL called this `ampersand'; what
could be sillier?]
'
Common: single quote; quote; . Rare: prime; glitch;
tick; irk; pop; [spark]; ;
.
( )
Common: l/r paren; l/r parenthesis; left/right; open/close;
paren/thesis; o/c paren; o/c parenthesis; l/r parenthesis; l/r
banana. Rare: so/already; lparen/rparen; ; o/c round bracket, l/r round bracket, [wax/wane];
parenthisey/unparenthisey; l/r ear.
*
Common: star; [[645]splat]; . Rare: wildcard; gear;
dingle; mult; spider; aster; times; twinkle; glob (see
[646]glob); [647]Nathan Hale.
+
Common: ; add. Rare: cross; [intersection].
,
Common: . Rare: ; [tail].
-
Common: dash; ; . Rare: [worm]; option; dak;
bithorpe.
.
Common: dot; point; ; . Rare: radix
point; full stop; [spot].
/
Common: slash; stroke; ; forward slash. Rare: diagonal;
solidus; over; slak; virgule; [slat].
:
Common: . Rare: dots; [two-spot].
;
Common: ; semi. Rare: weenie; [hybrid], pit-thwong.
< >
Common: ; bra/ket; l/r angle; l/r angle
bracket; l/r broket. Rare: from/{into, towards}; read
from/write to; suck/blow; comes-from/gozinta; in/out;
crunch/zap (all from UNIX); tic/tac; [angle/right angle].
=
Common: ; gets; takes. Rare: quadrathorpe; [half-mesh].
?
Common: query; ; [648]ques. Rare: whatmark;
[what]; wildchar; huh; hook; buttonhook; hunchback.
@
Common: at sign; at; strudel. Rare: each; vortex; whorl;
[whirlpool]; cyclone; snail; ape; cat; rose; cabbage;
.
V
Rare: [book].
[ ]
Common: l/r square bracket; l/r bracket; ; bracket/unbracket. Rare: square/unsquare; [U turn/U
turn back].
\
Common: backslash, hack, whack; escape (from C/UNIX); reverse
slash; slosh; backslant; backwhack. Rare: bash; ; reversed virgule; [backslat].
^
Common: hat; control; uparrow; caret; . Rare: xor
sign, chevron; [shark (or shark-fin)]; to the (`to the power
of'); fang; pointer (in Pascal).
_
Common: ; underscore; underbar; under. Rare: score;
backarrow; skid; [flatworm].
`
Common: backquote; left quote; left single quote; open quote;
; grave. Rare: backprime; [backspark];
unapostrophe; birk; blugle; back tick; back glitch; push;
; quasiquote.
{ }
Common: o/c brace; l/r brace; l/r squiggly; l/r squiggly
bracket/brace; l/r curly bracket/brace; . Rare: brace/unbrace; curly/uncurly; leftit/rytit; l/r
squirrelly; [embrace/bracelet].
|
Common: bar; or; or-bar; v-bar; pipe; vertical bar. Rare:
; gozinta; thru; pipesinta (last three from
UNIX); [spike].
~
Common: ; squiggle; [649]twiddle; not. Rare: approx;
wiggle; swung dash; enyay; [sqiggle (sic)].
The pronunciation of # as `pound' is common in the U.S. but a bad
idea; [650]Commonwealth Hackish has its own, rather more apposite use
of `pound sign' (confusingly, on British keyboards the pound graphic
happens to replace #; thus Britishers sometimes call # on a U.S.-ASCII
keyboard `pound', compounding the American error). The U.S. usage
derives from an old-fashioned commercial practice of using a # suffix
to tag pound weights on bills of lading. The character is usually
pronounced `hash' outside the U.S. There are more culture wars over
the correct pronunciation of this character than any other, which has
led to the [651]ha ha only serious suggestion that it be pronounced
`shibboleth' (see Judges 12:6 in an Old Testament or Tanakh).
The `uparrow' name for circumflex and `leftarrow' name for underline
are historical relics from archaic ASCII (the 1963 version), which had
these graphics in those character positions rather than the modern
punctuation characters.
The `swung dash' or `approximation' sign is not quite the same as
tilde in typeset material but the ASCII tilde serves for both (compare
[652]angle brackets).
Some other common usages cause odd overlaps. The #, $, >, and &
characters, for example, are all pronounced "hex" in different
communities because various assemblers use them as a prefix tag for
hexadecimal constants (in particular, # in many assembler-programming
cultures, $ in the 6502 world, > at Texas Instruments, and & on the
BBC Micro, Sinclair, and some Z80 machines). See also [653]splat.
The inability of ASCII text to correctly represent any of the world's
other major languages makes the designers' choice of 7 bits look more
and more like a serious [654]misfeature as the use of international
networks continues to increase (see [655]software rot). Hardware and
software from the U.S. still tends to embody the assumption that ASCII
is the universal character set and that characters have 7 bits; this
is a major irritant to people who want to use a character set suited
to their own languages. Perversely, though, efforts to solve this
problem by proliferating `national' character sets produce an
evolutionary pressure to use a smaller subset common to all those in
use.
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ASCII art n.
The fine art of drawing diagrams using the ASCII character set (mainly
|, -, /, \, and +). Also known as `character graphics' or `ASCII
graphics'; see also [659]boxology. Here is a serious example:
o----)||(--+--|<----+ +---------o + D O
L )||( | | | C U
A I )||( +-->|-+ | +-\/\/-+--o - T
C N )||( | | | | P
E )||( +-->|-+--)---+--|(--+-o U
)||( | | | GND T
o----)||(--+--|<----+----------+
A power supply consisting of a full wave rectifier circuit
feeding a capacitor input filter circuit
And here are some very silly examples:
|\/\/\/| ____/| ___ |\_/| ___
| | \ o.O| ACK! / \_ |` '| _/ \
| | =(_)= THPHTH! / \/ \/ \
| (o)(o) U / \
C _) (__) \/\/\/\ _____ /\/\/\/
| ,___| (oo) \/ \/
| / \/-------\ U (__)
/____\ || | \ /---V `v'- oo )
/ \ ||---W|| * * |--| || |`. |_/\
//-o-\\
____---=======---____
====___\ /.. ..\ /___==== Klingons rule OK!
// ---\__O__/--- \\
\_\ /_/
There is an important subgenre of ASCII art that puns on the standard
character names in the fashion of a rebus.
+--------------------------------------------------------+
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^ B ^^^^^^^^^ |
| ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
+--------------------------------------------------------+
" A Bee in the Carrot Patch "
Within humorous ASCII art, there is for some reason an entire
flourishing subgenre of pictures of silly cows. Four of these are
reproduced in the examples above, here are three more:
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
Finally, here's a magnificent example of ASCII art depicting an
Edwardian train station in Dunedin, New Zealand:
.-.
/___\
|___|
|]_[|
/ I \
JL/ | \JL
.-. i () | () i .-.
|_| .^. /_\ LJ=======LJ /_\ .^. |_|
._/___\._./___\_._._._._.L_J_/.-. .-.\_L_J._._._._._/___\._./___\._._._
., |-,-| ., L_J |_| [I] |_| L_J ., |-,-| ., .,
JL |-O-| JL L_J%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%L_J JL |-O-| JL JL
IIIIII_HH_'-'-'_HH_IIIIII|_|=======H=======|_|IIIIII_HH_'-'-'_HH_IIIIII_HH_
-------[]-------[]-------[_]----\.=I=./----[_]-------[]-------[]--------[]-
_/\_ ||\\_I_//|| _/\_ [_] []_/_L_J_\_[] [_] _/\_ ||\\_I_//|| _/\_ ||\
|__| ||=/_|_\=|| |__|_|_| _L_L_J_J_ |_|_|__| ||=/_|_\=|| |__| ||-
|__| |||__|__||| |__[___]__--__===__--__[___]__| |||__|__||| |__| |||
IIIIIII[_]IIIII[_]IIIIIL___J__II__|_|__II__L___JIIIII[_]IIIII[_]IIIIIIII[_]
\_I_/ [_]\_I_/[_] \_I_[_]\II/[]\_\I/_/[]\II/[_]\_I_/ [_]\_I_/[_] \_I_/ [_]
./ \.L_J/ \L_J./ L_JI I[]/ \[]I IL_J \.L_J/ \L_J./ \.L_J
| |L_J| |L_J| L_J| |[]| |[]| |L_J |L_J| |L_J| |L_J
|_____JL_JL___JL_JL____|-|| |[]| |[]| ||-|_____JL_JL___JL_JL_____JL_J
There is a newsgroup, alt.ascii-art, devoted to this genre; however,
see also [660]warlording.
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ASCIIbetical order /as'kee-be'-t*-kl or'dr/ adj.,n.
Used to indicate that data is sorted in ASCII collated order rather
than alphabetical order. This lexicon is sorted in something close to
ASCIIbetical order, but with case ignored and entries beginning with
non-alphabetic characters moved to the end. "At my video store, they
used their computer to sort the videos into ASCIIbetical order, so I
couldn't find `"Crocodile" Dundee' until I thought to look before
`2001' and `48 HRS.'!"
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astroturfing n.
The use of paid shills to create the impression of a popular movement,
through means like letters to newspapers from soi-disant `concerned
citizens', paid opinion pieces, and the formation of grass-roots
lobbying groups that are actually funded by a PR group (astroturf is
fake grass; hence the term). This term became common among hackers
after it came to light in early 1998 that Microsoft had attempted to
use such tactics to forestall the U.S. Department of Justice's
antitrust action against the company.
This backfired horribly, angering a number of state attorneys-general
enough to induce them to go public with plans to join the Federal
suit. It also set anybody defending Microsoft on the net for the
accusation "You're just astroturfing!".
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Up:[669]= A =
atomic adj.
[from Gk. `atomos', indivisible] 1. Indivisible; cannot be split up.
For example, an instruction may be said to do several things
`atomically', i.e., all the things are done immediately, and there is
no chance of the instruction being half-completed or of another being
interspersed. Used esp. to convey that an operation cannot be screwed
up by interrupts. "This routine locks the file and increments the
file's semaphore atomically." 2. [primarily techspeak] Guaranteed to
complete successfully or not at all, usu. refers to database
transactions. If an error prevents a partially-performed transaction
from proceeding to completion, it must be "backed out," as the
database must not be left in an inconsistent state.
Computer usage, in either of the above senses, has none of the
connotations that `atomic' has in mainstream English (i.e. of
particles of matter, nuclear explosions etc.).
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attoparsec n.
About an inch. `atto-' is the standard SI prefix for multiplication by
10^(-18). A parsec (parallax-second) is 3.26 light-years; an
attoparsec is thus 3.26 * 10^(-18) light years, or about 3.1 cm (thus,
1 attoparsec/[673]microfortnight equals about 1 inch/sec). This unit
is reported to be in use (though probably not very seriously) among
hackers in the U.K. See [674]micro-.
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AUP /A-U-P/
Abbreviation, "Acceptable Use Policy". The policy of a given ISP which
sets out what the ISP considers to be (un)acceptable uses of its
Internet resources.
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autobogotiphobia /aw'toh-boh-got`*-foh'bee-*/
n. See [681]bogotify.
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automagically /aw-toh-maj'i-klee/ adv.
Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because
it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the
speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you. See [685]magic. "The
C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to
produce an executable."
This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon
and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in
advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late
1940s.
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avatar n. Syn.
[in Hindu mythology, the incarnation of a god] 1. Among people working
on virtual reality and [689]cyberspace interfaces, an avatar is an
icon or representation of a user in a shared virtual reality. The term
is sometimes used on [690]MUDs. 2. [CMU, Tektronix] [691]root,
[692]superuser. There are quite a few Unix machines on which the name
of the superuser account is `avatar' rather than `root'. This quirk
was originated by a CMU hacker who found the terms `root' and
`superuser' unimaginative, and thought `avatar' might better impress
people with the responsibility they were accepting.
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awk /awk/
1. n. [Unix techspeak] An interpreted language for massaging text data
developed by Alfred Aho, Peter Weinberger, and Brian Kernighan (the
name derives from their initials). It is characterized by C-like
syntax, a declaration-free approach to variable typing and
declarations, associative arrays, and field-oriented text processing.
See also [696]Perl. 2. n. Editing term for an expression awkward to
manipulate through normal [697]regexp facilities (for example, one
containing a [698]newline). 3. vt. To process data using awk(1).
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Lexicon
= B =
* [702]B5:
* [703]back door:
* [704]backbone cabal:
* [705]backbone site:
* [706]backgammon:
* [707]background:
* [708]backreference:
* [709]backronym:
* [710]backspace and overstrike:
* [711]backward combatability:
* [712]BAD:
* [713]Bad and Wrong:
* [714]Bad Thing:
* [715]bag on the side:
* [716]bagbiter:
* [717]bagbiting:
* [718]baggy pantsing:
* [719]balloonian variable:
* [720]bamf:
* [721]banana label:
* [722]banana problem:
* [723]banner ad:
* [724]banner site:
* [725]barn:
* [726]batbelt:
* [727]Befunge:
* [728]BI:
* [729]binary four:
* [730]bandwidth:
* [731]bang:
* [732]bang on:
* [733]bang path:
* [734]banner:
* [735]bar:
* [736]bare metal:
* [737]barf:
* [738]barfmail:
* [739]barfulation:
* [740]barfulous:
* [741]barney:
* [742]baroque:
* [743]BASIC:
* [744]batch:
* [745]bathtub curve:
* [746]baud:
* [747]baud barf:
* [748]baz:
* [749]bazaar:
* [750]bboard:
* [751]BBS:
* [752]BCPL:
* [753]beam:
* [754]beanie key:
* [755]beep:
* [756]beige toaster:
* [757]bells and whistles:
* [758]bells whistles and gongs:
* [759]benchmark:
* [760]Berkeley Quality Software:
* [761]berklix:
* [762]Berzerkeley:
* [763]beta:
* [764]BFI:
* [765]bible:
* [766]BiCapitalization:
* [767]B1FF:
* [768]biff:
* [769]Big Gray Wall:
* [770]big iron:
* [771]Big Red Switch:
* [772]Big Room:
* [773]big win:
* [774]big-endian:
* [775]bignum:
* [776]bigot:
* [777]bit:
* [778]bit bang:
* [779]bit bashing:
* [780]bit bucket:
* [781]bit decay:
* [782]bit rot:
* [783]bit twiddling:
* [784]bit-paired keyboard:
* [785]bitblt:
* [786]BITNET:
* [787]bits:
* [788]bitty box:
* [789]bixen:
* [790]bixie:
* [791]black art:
* [792]black hole:
* [793]black magic:
* [794]Black Screen of Death:
* [795]Black Thursday:
* [796]blammo:
* [797]blargh:
* [798]blast:
* [799]blat:
* [800]bletch:
* [801]bletcherous:
* [802]blink:
* [803]blinkenlights:
* [804]blit:
* [805]blitter:
* [806]blivet:
* [807]bloatware:
* [808]BLOB:
* [809]block:
* [810]block transfer computations:
* [811]Bloggs Family:
* [812]blow an EPROM:
* [813]blow away:
* [814]blow out:
* [815]blow past:
* [816]blow up:
* [817]BLT:
* [818]Blue Book:
* [819]blue box:
* [820]Blue Glue:
* [821]blue goo:
* [822]Blue Screen of Death:
* [823]blue wire:
* [824]blurgle:
* [825]BNF:
* [826]boa:
* [827]board:
* [828]boat anchor:
* [829]bob:
* [830]bodysurf code:
* [831]BOF:
* [832]BOFH:
* [833]bogo-sort:
* [834]bogometer:
* [835]BogoMIPS:
* [836]bogon:
* [837]bogon filter:
* [838]bogon flux:
* [839]bogosity:
* [840]bogotify:
* [841]bogue out:
* [842]bogus:
* [843]Bohr bug:
* [844]boink:
* [845]bomb:
* [846]bondage-and-discipline language:
* [847]bonk/oif:
* [848]book titles:
* [849]boot:
* [850]Borg:
* [851]borken:
* [852]bot:
* [853]bot spot:
* [854]bottom feeder:
* [855]bottom-up implementation:
* [856]bounce:
* [857]bounce message:
* [858]boustrophedon:
* [859]box:
* [860]boxed comments:
* [861]boxen:
* [862]boxology:
* [863]bozotic:
* [864]BQS:
* [865]brain dump:
* [866]brain fart:
* [867]brain-damaged:
* [868]brain-dead:
* [869]braino:
* [870]branch to Fishkill:
* [871]bread crumbs:
* [872]break:
* [873]break-even point:
* [874]breath-of-life packet:
* [875]breedle:
* [876]Breidbart Index:
* [877]bring X to its knees:
* [878]brittle:
* [879]broadcast storm:
* [880]brochureware:
* [881]broken:
* [882]broken arrow:
* [883]BrokenWindows:
* [884]broket:
* [885]Brooks's Law:
* [886]brown-paper-bag bug:
* [887]browser:
* [888]BRS:
* [889]brute force:
* [890]brute force and ignorance:
* [891]BSD:
* [892]BSOD:
* [893]BUAF:
* [894]BUAG:
* [895]bubble sort:
* [896]bucky bits:
* [897]buffer chuck:
* [898]buffer overflow:
* [899]bug:
* [900]bug-compatible:
* [901]bug-for-bug compatible:
* [902]bug-of-the-month club:
* [903]buglix:
* [904]bulletproof:
* [905]bullschildt:
* [906]bum:
* [907]bump:
* [908]burble:
* [909]buried treasure:
* [910]burn-in period:
* [911]burst page:
* [912]busy-wait:
* [913]buzz:
* [914]BWQ:
* [915]by hand:
* [916]byte:
* [917]byte sex:
* [918]bytesexual:
* [919]Bzzzt! Wrong.:
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Node:B5, Next:[920]back door, Previous:[921]awk, Up:[922]= B =
B5 //
[common] Abbreviation for "Babylon 5", a science-fiction TV series as
revered among hackers as was the original Star Trek.
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Node:back door, Next:[923]backbone cabal, Previous:[924]B5, Up:[925]=
B =
back door n.
[common] A hole in the security of a system deliberately left in place
by designers or maintainers. The motivation for such holes is not
always sinister; some operating systems, for example, come out of the
box with privileged accounts intended for use by field service
technicians or the vendor's maintenance programmers. Syn. [926]trap
door; may also be called a `wormhole'. See also [927]iron box,
[928]cracker, [929]worm, [930]logic bomb.
Historically, back doors have often lurked in systems longer than
anyone expected or planned, and a few have become widely known. Ken
Thompson's 1983 Turing Award lecture to the ACM admitted the existence
of a back door in early Unix versions that may have qualified as the
most fiendishly clever security hack of all time. In this scheme, the
C compiler contained code that would recognize when the `login'
command was being recompiled and insert some code recognizing a
password chosen by Thompson, giving him entry to the system whether or
not an account had been created for him.
Normally such a back door could be removed by removing it from the
source code for the compiler and recompiling the compiler. But to
recompile the compiler, you have to use the compiler -- so Thompson
also arranged that the compiler would recognize when it was compiling
a version of itself, and insert into the recompiled compiler the code
to insert into the recompiled `login' the code to allow Thompson entry
-- and, of course, the code to recognize itself and do the whole thing
again the next time around! And having done this once, he was then
able to recompile the compiler from the original sources; the hack
perpetuated itself invisibly, leaving the back door in place and
active but with no trace in the sources.
The talk that suggested this truly moby hack was published as
"Reflections on Trusting Trust", "Communications of the ACM 27", 8
(August 1984), pp. 761-763 (text available at
[931]http://www.acm.org/classics). Ken Thompson has since confirmed
that this hack was implemented and that the Trojan Horse code did
appear in the login binary of a Unix Support group machine. Ken says
the crocked compiler was never distributed. Your editor has heard two
separate reports that suggest that the crocked login did make it out
of Bell Labs, notably to BBN, and that it enabled at least one
late-night login across the network by someone using the login name
`kt'.
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Node:backbone cabal, Next:[932]backbone site, Previous:[933]back door,
Up:[934]= B =
backbone cabal n.
A group of large-site administrators who pushed through the [935]Great
Renaming and reined in the chaos of [936]Usenet during most of the
1980s. During most of its lifetime, the Cabal (as it was sometimes
capitalized) steadfastly denied its own existence; it was almost
obligatory for anyone privy to their secrets to respond "There is no
Cabal" whenever the existence or activities of the group were
speculated on in public.
The result of this policy was an attractive aura of mystery. Even a
decade after the cabal [937]mailing list disbanded in late 1988
following a bitter internal catfight, many people believed (or claimed
to believe) that it had not actually disbanded but only gone deeper
underground with its power intact.
This belief became a model for various paranoid theories about various
Cabals with dark nefarious objectives beginning with taking over the
Usenet or Internet. These paranoias were later satirized in ways that
took on a life of their own. See [938]Eric Conspiracy for one example.
See [939]NANA for the subsequent history of "the Cabal".
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Node:backbone site, Next:[940]backgammon, Previous:[941]backbone
cabal, Up:[942]= B =
backbone site n.,obs.
Formerly, a key Usenet and email site, one that processes a large
amount of third-party traffic, especially if it is the home site of
any of the regional coordinators for the Usenet maps. Notable backbone
sites as of early 1993, when this sense of the term was beginning to
pass out of general use due to wide availability of cheap Internet
connections, included uunet and the mail machines at Rutgers
University, UC Berkeley, [943]DEC's Western Research Laboratories,
Ohio State University, and the University of Texas. Compare [944]rib
site, [945]leaf site.
[1996 update: This term is seldom heard any more. The UUCP network
world that gave it meaning has nearly disappeared; everyone is on the
Internet now and network traffic is distributed in very different
patterns. Today one might see references to a `backbone router'
instead --ESR]
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Node:backgammon, Next:[946]background, Previous:[947]backbone site,
Up:[948]= B =
backgammon
See [949]bignum (sense 3), [950]moby (sense 4), and [951]pseudoprime.
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Node:background, Next:[952]backreference, Previous:[953]backgammon,
Up:[954]= B =
background n.,adj.,vt.
[common] To do a task `in background' is to do it whenever
[955]foreground matters are not claiming your undivided attention, and
`to background' something means to relegate it to a lower priority.
"For now, we'll just print a list of nodes and links; I'm working on
the graph-printing problem in background." Note that this implies
ongoing activity but at a reduced level or in spare time, in contrast
to mainstream `back burner' (which connotes benign neglect until some
future resumption of activity). Some people prefer to use the term for
processing that they have queued up for their unconscious minds (a
tack that one can often fruitfully take upon encountering an obstacle
in creative work). Compare [956]amp off, [957]slopsucker.
Technically, a task running in background is detached from the
terminal where it was started (and often running at a lower priority);
oppose [958]foreground. Nowadays this term is primarily associated
with [959]Unix, but it appears to have been first used in this sense
on OS/360.
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Node:backreference, Next:[960]backronym, Previous:[961]background,
Up:[962]= B =
backreference n.
1. In a regular expression or pattern match, the text which was
matched within grouping parentheses parentheses. 2. The part of the
pattern which refers back to the matched text. 3. By extension,
anything which refers back to something which has been seen or
discussed before. "When you said `she' just now, who were you
backreferencing?"
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Node:backronym, Next:[963]backspace and overstrike,
Previous:[964]backreference, Up:[965]= B =
backronym n.
[portmanteau of back + acronym] A word interpreted as an acronym that
was not originally so intended. This is a special case of what
linguists call `back formation'. Examples are given under [966]BASIC,
[967]recursive acronym (Cygnus), [968]Acme, and [969]mung. Discovering
backronyms is a common form of wordplay among hackers. Compare
[970]retcon.
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Node:backspace and overstrike, Next:[971]backward combatability,
Previous:[972]backronym, Up:[973]= B =
backspace and overstrike interj.
[rare] Whoa! Back up. Used to suggest that someone just said or did
something wrong. Once common among APL programmers; may now be
obsolete.
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Node:backward combatability, Next:[974]BAD, Previous:[975]backspace
and overstrike, Up:[976]= B =
backward combatability /bak'w*rd k*m-bat'*-bil'*-tee/ n.
[CMU, Tektronix: from `backward compatibility'] A property of hardware
or software revisions in which previous protocols, formats, layouts,
etc. are irrevocably discarded in favor of `new and improved'
protocols, formats, and layouts, leaving the previous ones not merely
deprecated but actively defeated. (Too often, the old and new versions
cannot definitively be distinguished, such that lingering instances of
the previous ones yield crashes or other infelicitous effects, as
opposed to a simple "version mismatch" message.) A backwards
compatible change, on the other hand, allows old versions to coexist
without crashes or error messages, but too many major changes
incorporating elaborate backwards compatibility processing can lead to
extreme [977]software bloat. See also [978]flag day.
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Node:BAD, Next:[979]Bad and Wrong, Previous:[980]backward
combatability, Up:[981]= B =
BAD /B-A-D/ adj.
[IBM: acronym, `Broken As Designed'] Said of a program that is
[982]bogus because of bad design and misfeatures rather than because
of bugginess. See [983]working as designed.
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Node:Bad and Wrong, Next:[984]Bad Thing, Previous:[985]BAD, Up:[986]=
B =
Bad and Wrong adj.
[Durham, UK] Said of something that is both badly designed and wrongly
executed. This common term is the prototype of, and is used by
contrast with, three less common terms - Bad and Right (a kludge,
something ugly but functional); Good and Wrong (an overblown GUI or
other attractive nuisance); and (rare praise) Good and Right. These
terms entered common use at Durham c.1994 and may have been imported
from elsewhere; they are also in use at Oxford, and the emphatic form
"Evil, Bad and Wrong" (abbreviated EBW) is reported fromm there. There
are standard abbreviations: they start with B&R, a typo for "Bad and
Wrong". Consequently, B&W is actually "Bad and Right", G&R = "Good and
Wrong", and G&W = "Good and Right". Compare [987]evil and rude,
[988]Good Thing, [989]Bad Thing.
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Node:Bad Thing, Next:[990]bag on the side, Previous:[991]Bad and
Wrong, Up:[992]= B =
Bad Thing n.
[very common; from the 1930 Sellar & Yeatman parody "1066 And All
That"] Something that can't possibly result in improvement of the
subject. This term is always capitalized, as in "Replacing all of the
9600-baud modems with bicycle couriers would be a Bad Thing". Oppose
[993]Good Thing. British correspondents confirm that [994]Bad Thing
and [995]Good Thing (and prob. therefore [996]Right Thing and
[997]Wrong Thing) come from the book referenced in the etymology,
which discusses rulers who were Good Kings but Bad Things. This has
apparently created a mainstream idiom on the British side of the pond.
It is very common among American hackers, but not in mainstream usage
here. Compare [998]Bad and Wrong.
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Node:bag on the side, Next:[999]bagbiter, Previous:[1000]Bad Thing,
Up:[1001]= B =
bag on the side n.
[prob. originally related to a colostomy bag] An extension to an
established hack that is supposed to add some functionality to the
original. Usually derogatory, implying that the original was being
overextended and should have been thrown away, and the new product is
ugly, inelegant, or bloated. Also v. phrase, `to hang a bag on the
side [of]'. "C++? That's just a bag on the side of C ...." "They want
me to hang a bag on the side of the accounting system."
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Node:bagbiter, Next:[1002]bagbiting, Previous:[1003]bag on the side,
Up:[1004]= B =
bagbiter /bag'bi:t-*r/ n.
1. Something, such as a program or a computer, that fails to work, or
works in a remarkably clumsy manner. "This text editor won't let me
make a file with a line longer than 80 characters! What a bagbiter!"
2. A person who has caused you some trouble, inadvertently or
otherwise, typically by failing to program the computer properly.
Synonyms: [1005]loser, [1006]cretin, [1007]chomper. 3. `bite the bag'
vi. To fail in some manner. "The computer keeps crashing every five
minutes." "Yes, the disk controller is really biting the bag."
The original loading of these terms was almost undoubtedly obscene,
possibly referring to a douche bag or the scrotum (we have reports of
"Bite the douche bag!" being used as a taunt at MIT 1970-1976, and we
have another report that "Bite the bag!" was in common use at least as
early as 1965), but in their current usage they have become almost
completely sanitized.
ITS's [1008]lexiphage program was the first and to date only known
example of a program intended to be a bagbiter.
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Node:bagbiting, Next:[1009]baggy pantsing, Previous:[1010]bagbiter,
Up:[1011]= B =
bagbiting adj.
Having the quality of a [1012]bagbiter. "This bagbiting system won't
let me compute the factorial of a negative number." Compare
[1013]losing, [1014]cretinous, [1015]bletcherous, `barfucious' (under
[1016]barfulous) and `chomping' (under [1017]chomp).
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Node:baggy pantsing, Next:[1018]balloonian variable,
Previous:[1019]bagbiting, Up:[1020]= B =
baggy pantsing v.
[Georgia Tech] A "baggy pantsing" is used to reprimand hackers who
incautiously leave their terminals unlocked. The affected user will
come back to find a post from them on internal newsgroups discussing
exactly how baggy their pants are, an accepted stand-in for
"unattentive user who left their work unprotected in the clusters". A
properly-done baggy pantsing is highly mocking and humorous (see
examples below). It is considered bad form to post a baggy pantsing to
off-campus newsgroups or the more technical, serious groups. A
particularly nice baggy pantsing may be "claimed" by immediately
quoting the message in full, followed by your sig; this has the added
benefit of keeping the embarassed victim from being able to delete the
post. Interesting baggy-pantsings have been done involving adding
commands to login scripts to repost the message every time the unlucky
user logs in; Unix boxes on the residential network, when cracked,
oftentimes have their homepages replaced (after being politely
backedup to another file) with a baggy-pants message; .plan files are
also occasionally targeted. Usage: "Prof. Greenlee fell asleep in the
Solaris cluster again; we baggy-pantsed him to
git.cc.class.2430.flame."
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Node:balloonian variable, Next:[1021]bamf, Previous:[1022]baggy
pantsing, Up:[1023]= B =
balloonian variable n.
[Commodore users; perh. a deliberate phonetic mangling of `boolean
variable'?] Any variable that doesn't actually hold or control state,
but must nevertheless be declared, checked, or set. A typical
balloonian variable started out as a flag attached to some environment
feature that either became obsolete or was planned but never
implemented. Compatibility concerns (or politics attached to same) may
require that such a flag be treated as though it were [1024]live.
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Node:bamf, Next:[1025]banana label, Previous:[1026]balloonian
variable, Up:[1027]= B =
bamf /bamf/
1. [from X-Men comics; originally "bampf"] interj. Notional sound made
by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity.
Often used in [1028]virtual reality (esp. [1029]MUD) electronic
[1030]fora when a character wishes to make a dramatic entrance or
exit. 2. The sound of magical transformation, used in virtual reality
[1031]fora like MUDs. 3. In MUD circles, "bamf" is also used to refer
to the act by which a MUD server sends a special notification to the
MUD client to switch its connection to another server ("I'll set up
the old site to just bamf people over to our new location."). 4. Used
by MUDders on occasion in a more general sense related to sense 3, to
refer to directing someone to another location or resource ("A user
was asking about some technobabble so I bamfed them to
[1032]http://www.tuxedo.org/jargon/".)
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Node:banana label, Next:[1033]banana problem, Previous:[1034]bamf,
Up:[1035]= B =
banana label n.
The labels often used on the sides of [1036]macrotape reels, so called
because they are shaped roughly like blunt-ended bananas. This term,
like macrotapes themselves, is still current but visibly headed for
obsolescence.
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Node:banana problem, Next:[1037]binary four, Previous:[1038]banana
label, Up:[1039]= B =
banana problem n.
[from the story of the little girl who said "I know how to spell
`banana', but I don't know when to stop"]. Not knowing where or when
to bring a production to a close (compare [1040]fencepost error). One
may say `there is a banana problem' of an algorithm with poorly
defined or incorrect termination conditions, or in discussing the
evolution of a design that may be succumbing to featuritis (see also
[1041]creeping elegance, [1042]creeping featuritis). See item 176
under [1043]HAKMEM, which describes a banana problem in a
[1044]Dissociated Press implementation. Also, see [1045]one-banana
problem for a superficially similar but unrelated usage.
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Node:binary four, Next:[1046]bandwidth, Previous:[1047]banana problem,
Up:[1048]= B =
binary four n.
[Usenet] The finger, in the sense of `digitus impudicus'. This comes
from an analogy between binary and the hand, i.e. 1=00001=thumb,
2=00010=index finger, 3=00011=index and thumb, 4=00100. Considered
silly. Prob. from humorous derivative of [1049]finger, sense 4.
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Node:bandwidth, Next:[1050]bang, Previous:[1051]binary four,
Up:[1052]= B =
bandwidth n.
1. [common] Used by hackers (in a generalization of its technical
meaning) as the volume of information per unit time that a computer,
person, or transmission medium can handle. "Those are amazing
graphics, but I missed some of the detail -- not enough bandwidth, I
guess." Compare [1053]low-bandwidth. This generalized usage began to
go mainstream after the Internet population explosion of 1993-1994. 2.
Attention span. 3. On [1054]Usenet, a measure of network capacity that
is often wasted by people complaining about how items posted by others
are a waste of bandwidth.
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Node:bang, Next:[1055]bang on, Previous:[1056]bandwidth, Up:[1057]= B
=
bang
1. n. Common spoken name for ! (ASCII 0100001), especially when used
in pronouncing a [1058]bang path in spoken hackish. In [1059]elder
days this was considered a CMUish usage, with MIT and Stanford hackers
preferring [1060]excl or [1061]shriek; but the spread of Unix has
carried `bang' with it (esp. via the term [1062]bang path) and it is
now certainly the most common spoken name for !. Note that it is used
exclusively for non-emphatic written !; one would not say
"Congratulations bang" (except possibly for humorous purposes), but if
one wanted to specify the exact characters `foo!' one would speak "Eff
oh oh bang". See [1063]shriek, [1064]ASCII. 2. interj. An exclamation
signifying roughly "I have achieved enlightenment!", or "The dynamite
has cleared out my brain!" Often used to acknowledge that one has
perpetrated a [1065]thinko immediately after one has been called on
it.
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Node:bang on, Next:[1066]bang path, Previous:[1067]bang, Up:[1068]= B
=
bang on vt.
To stress-test a piece of hardware or software: "I banged on the new
version of the simulator all day yesterday and it didn't crash once. I
guess it is ready for release." The term [1069]pound on is synonymous.
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Node:bang path, Next:[1070]banner, Previous:[1071]bang on, Up:[1072]=
B =
bang path n.
[now historical] An old-style UUCP electronic-mail address specifying
hops to get from some assumed-reachable location to the addressee, so
called because each [1073]hop is signified by a [1074]bang sign. Thus,
for example, the path ...!bigsite!foovax!barbox!me directs people to
route their mail to machine bigsite (presumably a well-known location
accessible to everybody) and from there through the machine foovax to
the account of user me on barbox.
In the bad old days of not so long ago, before autorouting mailers
became commonplace, people often published compound bang addresses
using the { } convention (see [1075]glob) to give paths from several
big machines, in the hopes that one's correspondent might be able to
get mail to one of them reliably (example: ...!{seismo, ut-sally,
ihnp4}!rice!beta!gamma!me). Bang paths of 8 to 10 hops were not
uncommon in 1981. Late-night dial-up UUCP links would cause week-long
transmission times. Bang paths were often selected by both
transmission time and reliability, as messages would often get lost.
See [1076]Internet address, [1077]the network, and [1078]sitename.
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Node:banner, Next:[1079]banner ad, Previous:[1080]bang path,
Up:[1081]= B =
banner n.
1. The title page added to printouts by most print spoolers (see
[1082]spool). Typically includes user or account ID information in
very large character-graphics capitals. Also called a `burst page',
because it indicates where to burst (tear apart) fanfold paper to
separate one user's printout from the next. 2. A similar printout
generated (typically on multiple pages of fan-fold paper) from
user-specified text, e.g., by a program such as Unix's banner({1,6}).
3. On interactive software, a first screen containing a logo and/or
author credits and/or a copyright notice. This is probably now the
commonest sense.
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Node:banner ad, Next:[1083]banner site, Previous:[1084]banner,
Up:[1085]= B =
banner ad n.
Any of the annoying graphical advertisements that span the tops of way
too many Web pages.
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Node:banner site, Next:[1086]bar, Previous:[1087]banner ad, Up:[1088]=
B =
banner site n.
[warez d00dz] A FTP site storing pirated files where one must first
click on several banners and/or subscribe to various `free' services,
usually generating some form of revenues for the site owner, to be
able to access the site. More often than not, the username/password
painfully obtained by clicking on banners and subscribing to bogus
services or mailing lists turns out to be non-working or gives access
to a site that always responds busy. See [1089]ratio site, [1090]leech
mode.
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Node:bar, Next:[1091]bare metal, Previous:[1092]banner site,
Up:[1093]= B =
bar /bar/ n.
1. [very common] The second [1094]metasyntactic variable, after
[1095]foo and before [1096]baz. "Suppose we have two functions: FOO
and BAR. FOO calls BAR...." 2. Often appended to [1097]foo to produce
[1098]foobar.
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Node:bare metal, Next:[1099]barf, Previous:[1100]bar, Up:[1101]= B =
bare metal n.
1. [common] New computer hardware, unadorned with such snares and
delusions as an [1102]operating system, an [1103]HLL, or even
assembler. Commonly used in the phrase `programming on the bare
metal', which refers to the arduous work of [1104]bit bashing needed
to create these basic tools for a new machine. Real bare-metal
programming involves things like building boot proms and BIOS chips,
implementing basic monitors used to test device drivers, and writing
the assemblers that will be used to write the compiler back ends that
will give the new machine a real development environment. 2.
`Programming on the bare metal' is also used to describe a style of
[1105]hand-hacking that relies on bit-level peculiarities of a
particular hardware design, esp. tricks for speed and space
optimization that rely on crocks such as overlapping instructions (or,
as in the famous case described in [1106]The Story of Mel (in Appendix
A), interleaving of opcodes on a magnetic drum to minimize fetch
delays due to the device's rotational latency). This sort of thing has
become less common as the relative costs of programming time and
machine resources have changed, but is still found in heavily
constrained environments such as industrial embedded systems, and in
the code of hackers who just can't let go of that low-level control.
See [1107]Real Programmer.
In the world of personal computing, bare metal programming (especially
in sense 1 but sometimes also in sense 2) is often considered a
[1108]Good Thing, or at least a necessary evil (because these machines
have often been sufficiently slow and poorly designed to make it
necessary; see [1109]ill-behaved). There, the term usually refers to
bypassing the BIOS or OS interface and writing the application to
directly access device registers and machine addresses. "To get 19.2
kilobaud on the serial port, you need to get down to the bare metal."
People who can do this sort of thing well are held in high regard.
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Node:barf, Next:[1110]barfmail, Previous:[1111]bare metal, Up:[1112]=
B =
barf /barf/ n.,v.
[common; from mainstream slang meaning `vomit'] 1. interj. Term of
disgust. This is the closest hackish equivalent of the Valspeak "gag
me with a spoon". (Like, euwww!) See [1113]bletch. 2. vi. To say
"Barf!" or emit some similar expression of disgust. "I showed him my
latest hack and he barfed" means only that he complained about it, not
that he literally vomited. 3. vi. To fail to work because of
unacceptable input, perhaps with a suitable error message, perhaps
not. Examples: "The division operation barfs if you try to divide by
0." (That is, the division operation checks for an attempt to divide
by zero, and if one is encountered it causes the operation to fail in
some unspecified, but generally obvious, manner.) "The text editor
barfs if you try to read in a new file before writing out the old
one." See [1114]choke, [1115]gag. In Commonwealth Hackish, `barf' is
generally replaced by `puke' or `vom'. [1116]barf is sometimes also
used as a [1117]metasyntactic variable, like [1118]foo or [1119]bar.
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Node:barfmail, Next:[1120]barfulation, Previous:[1121]barf, Up:[1122]=
B =
barfmail n.
Multiple [1123]bounce messages accumulating to the level of serious
annoyance, or worse. The sort of thing that happens when an
inter-network mail gateway goes down or wonky.
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Node:barfulation, Next:[1124]barfulous, Previous:[1125]barfmail,
Up:[1126]= B =
barfulation /bar`fyoo-lay'sh*n/ interj.
Variation of [1127]barf used around the Stanford area. An exclamation,
expressing disgust. On seeing some particularly bad code one might
exclaim, "Barfulation! Who wrote this, Quux?"
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Node:barfulous, Next:[1128]barn, Previous:[1129]barfulation,
Up:[1130]= B =
barfulous /bar'fyoo-l*s/ adj.
(alt. `barfucious', /bar-fyoo-sh*s/) Said of something that would make
anyone barf, if only for esthetic reasons.
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Node:barn, Next:[1131]barney, Previous:[1132]barfulous, Up:[1133]= B =
barn n.
[uncommon; prob. from the nuclear military] An unexpectedly large
quantity of something: a unit of measurement. "Why is /var/adm taking
up so much space?" "The logs have grown to several barns." The source
of this is clear: when physicists were first studying nuclear
interactions, the probability was thought to be proportional to the
cross-sectional area of the nucleus (this probability is still called
the cross-section). Upon experimenting, they discovered the
interactions were far more probable than expected; the nuclei were `as
big as a barn'. The units for cross-sections were christened Barns,
(10^-24 cm^2) and the book containing cross-sections has a picture of
a barn on the cover.
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Node:barney, Next:[1134]baroque, Previous:[1135]barn, Up:[1136]= B =
barney n.
In Commonwealth hackish, `barney' is to [1137]fred (sense #1) as
[1138]bar is to [1139]foo. That is, people who commonly use `fred' as
their first metasyntactic variable will often use `barney' second. The
reference is, of course, to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble in the
Flintstones cartoons.
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Node:baroque, Next:[1140]BASIC, Previous:[1141]barney, Up:[1142]= B =
baroque adj.
[common] Feature-encrusted; complex; gaudy; verging on excessive. Said
of hardware or (esp.) software designs, this has many of the
connotations of [1143]elephantine or [1144]monstrosity but is less
extreme and not pejorative in itself. "Metafont even has features to
introduce random variations to its letterform output. Now that is
baroque!" See also [1145]rococo.
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Node:BASIC, Next:[1146]batbelt, Previous:[1147]baroque, Up:[1148]= B =
BASIC /bay'-sic/ n.
A programming language, originally designed for Dartmouth's
experimental timesharing system in the early 1960s, which for many
years was the leading cause of brain damage in proto-hackers. Edsger
W. Dijkstra observed in "Selected Writings on Computing: A Personal
Perspective" that "It is practically impossible to teach good
programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC:
as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of
regeneration." This is another case (like [1149]Pascal) of the
cascading [1150]lossage that happens when a language deliberately
designed as an educational toy gets taken too seriously. A novice can
write short BASIC programs (on the order of 10-20 lines) very easily;
writing anything longer (a) is very painful, and (b) encourages bad
habits that will make it harder to use more powerful languages well.
This wouldn't be so bad if historical accidents hadn't made BASIC so
common on low-end micros in the 1980s. As it is, it probably ruined
tens of thousands of potential wizards.
[1995: Some languages called `BASIC' aren't quite this nasty any more,
having acquired Pascal- and C-like procedures and control structures
and shed their line numbers. --ESR]
Note: the name is commonly parsed as Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic
Instruction Code, but this is a [1151]backronym. BASIC was originally
named Basic, simply because it was a simple and basic programming
language. Because most programming language names were in fact
acronyms, BASIC was often capitalized just out of habit or to be
silly. No acronym for BASIC originally existed or was intended (as one
can verify by reading texts through the early 1970s). Later, around
the mid-1970s, people began to make up backronyms for BASIC because
they weren't sure. Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code is
the one that caught on.
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Node:batbelt, Next:[1152]batch, Previous:[1153]BASIC, Up:[1154]= B =
batbelt n.
Many hackers routinely hang numerous devices such as pagers,
cell-phones, personal organizers, leatherman multitools, pocket
knives, flashlights, walkie-talkies, even miniature computers from
their belts. When many of these devices are worn at once, the hacker's
belt somewhat resembles Batman's utility belt; hence it is referred to
as a batbelt.
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Node:batch, Next:[1155]bathtub curve, Previous:[1156]batbelt,
Up:[1157]= B =
batch adj.
1. Non-interactive. Hackers use this somewhat more loosely than the
traditional technical definitions justify; in particular, switches on
a normally interactive program that prepare it to receive
non-interactive command input are often referred to as `batch mode'
switches. A `batch file' is a series of instructions written to be
handed to an interactive program running in batch mode. 2. Performance
of dreary tasks all at one sitting. "I finally sat down in batch mode
and wrote out checks for all those bills; I guess they'll turn the
electricity back on next week..." 3. `batching up': Accumulation of a
number of small tasks that can be lumped together for greater
efficiency. "I'm batching up those letters to send sometime" "I'm
batching up bottles to take to the recycling center."
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Node:bathtub curve, Next:[1158]baud, Previous:[1159]batch, Up:[1160]=
B =
bathtub curve n.
Common term for the curve (resembling an end-to-end section of one of
those claw-footed antique bathtubs) that describes the expected
failure rate of electronics with time: initially high, dropping to
near 0 for most of the system's lifetime, then rising again as it
`tires out'. See also [1161]burn-in period, [1162]infant mortality.
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Node:baud, Next:[1163]baud barf, Previous:[1164]bathtub curve,
Up:[1165]= B =
baud /bawd/ n.
[simplified from its technical meaning] n. Bits per second. Hence
kilobaud or Kbaud, thousands of bits per second. The technical meaning
is `level transitions per second'; this coincides with bps only for
two-level modulation with no framing or stop bits. Most hackers are
aware of these nuances but blithely ignore them.
Historical note: `baud' was originally a unit of telegraph signalling
speed, set at one pulse per second. It was proposed at the November,
1926 conference of the Comité Consultatif International Des
Communications Télégraphiques as an improvement on the then standard
practice of referring to line speeds in terms of words per minute, and
named for Jean Maurice Emile Baudot (1845-1903), a French engineer who
did a lot of pioneering work in early teleprinters.
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Node:baud barf, Next:[1166]baz, Previous:[1167]baud, Up:[1168]= B =
baud barf /bawd barf/ n.
The garbage one gets a terminal (or terminal emulator) when using a
modem connection with some protocol setting (esp. line speed)
incorrect, or when someone picks up a voice extension on the same
line, or when really bad line noise disrupts the connection. Baud barf
is not completely [1169]random, by the way; hackers with a lot of
serial-line experience can usually tell whether the device at the
other end is expecting a higher or lower speed than the terminal is
set to. Really experienced ones can identify particular speeds.
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Node:baz, Next:[1170]bazaar, Previous:[1171]baud barf, Up:[1172]= B =
baz /baz/ n.
1. [common] The third [1173]metasyntactic variable "Suppose we have
three functions: FOO, BAR, and BAZ. FOO calls BAR, which calls
BAZ...." (See also [1174]fum) 2. interj. A term of mild annoyance. In
this usage the term is often drawn out for 2 or 3 seconds, producing
an effect not unlike the bleating of a sheep; /baaaaaaz/. 3.
Occasionally appended to [1175]foo to produce `foobaz'.
Earlier versions of this lexicon derived `baz' as a Stanford
corruption of [1176]bar. However, Pete Samson (compiler of the
[1177]TMRC lexicon) reports it was already current when he joined TMRC
in 1958. He says "It came from "Pogo". Albert the Alligator, when
vexed or outraged, would shout `Bazz Fazz!' or `Rowrbazzle!' The club
layout was said to model the (mythical) New England counties of
Rowrfolk and Bassex (Rowrbazzle mingled with
(Norfolk/Suffolk/Middlesex/Essex)."
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Node:bazaar, Next:[1178]bboard, Previous:[1179]baz, Up:[1180]= B =
bazaar n.,adj.
In 1997, after meditatating on the success of [1181]Linux for three
years, the Jargon File's own editor ESR wrote an analytical paper on
hacker culture and development models titled [1182]The Cathedral and
the Bazaar. The main argument of the paper was that [1183]Brooks's Law
is not the whole story; given the right social machinery, debugging
can be efficiently parallelized across large numbers of programmers.
The title metaphor caught on (see also [1184]cathedral), and the style
of development typical in the Linux community is now often referred to
as the bazaar mode. Its characteristics include releasing code early
and often, and actively seeking the largest possible pool of peer
reviewers.
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Node:bboard, Next:[1185]BBS, Previous:[1186]bazaar, Up:[1187]= B =
bboard /bee'bord/ n.
[contraction of `bulletin board'] 1. Any electronic bulletin board;
esp. used of [1188]BBS systems running on personal micros, less
frequently of a Usenet [1189]newsgroup (in fact, use of this term for
a newsgroup generally marks one either as a [1190]newbie fresh in from
the BBS world or as a real old-timer predating Usenet). 2. At CMU and
other colleges with similar facilities, refers to campus-wide
electronic bulletin boards. 3. The term `physical bboard' is sometimes
used to refer to an old-fashioned, non-electronic cork-and-thumbtack
memo board. At CMU, it refers to a particular one outside the CS
Lounge.
In either of senses 1 or 2, the term is usually prefixed by the name
of the intended board (`the Moonlight Casino bboard' or `market
bboard'); however, if the context is clear, the better-read bboards
may be referred to by name alone, as in (at CMU) "Don't post for-sale
ads on general".
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Node:BBS, Next:[1191]BCPL, Previous:[1192]bboard, Up:[1193]= B =
BBS /B-B-S/ n.
[common; abbreviation, `Bulletin Board System'] An electronic bulletin
board system; that is, a message database where people can log in and
leave broadcast messages for others grouped (typically) into
[1194]topic groups. The term was especially applied to the thousands
of local BBS systems that operated during the pre-Internet
microcomputer era of roughly 1980 to 1995, typically run by amateurs
for fun out of their homes on MS-DOS boxes with a single modem line
each. Fans of Usenet and Internet or the big commercial timesharing
bboards such as CompuServe and GEnie tended to consider local BBSes
the low-rent district of the hacker culture, but they served a
valuable function by knitting together lots of hackers and users in
the personal-micro world who would otherwise have been unable to
exchange code at all. Post-Internet, BBSs are likely to be local
newsgroups on an ISP; efficiency has increased but a certain flavor
has been lost. See also [1195]bboard.
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Node:BCPL, Next:[1196]beam, Previous:[1197]BBS, Up:[1198]= B =
BCPL // n.
[abbreviation, `Basic Combined Programming Language') A programming
language developed by Martin Richards in Cambridge in 1967. It is
remarkable for its rich syntax, small size of compiler (it can be run
in 16k) and extreme portability. It reached break-even point at a very
early stage, and was the language in which the original [1199]hello
world program was written. It has been ported to so many different
systems that its creator confesses to having lost count. It has only
one data type (a machine word) which can be used as an integer, a
character, a floating point number, a pointer, or almost anything
else, depending on context. BCPL was a precursor of C, which inherited
some of its features.
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Node:beam, Next:[1200]beanie key, Previous:[1201]BCPL, Up:[1202]= B =
beam vt.
[from Star Trek Classic's "Beam me up, Scotty!"] 1. To transfer
[1203]softcopy of a file electronically; most often in combining forms
such as `beam me a copy' or `beam that over to his site'. 2. Palm
Pilot users very commonly use this term for the act of exchanging bits
via the infrared links on their machines (this term seems to have
originated with the ill-fated Newton Message Pad). Compare
[1204]blast, [1205]snarf, [1206]BLT.
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Node:beanie key, Next:[1207]beep, Previous:[1208]beam, Up:[1209]= B =
beanie key n.
[Mac users] See [1210]command key.
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Node:beep, Next:[1211]Befunge, Previous:[1212]beanie key, Up:[1213]= B
=
beep n.,v.
Syn. [1214]feep. This term is techspeak under MS-DOS and OS/2, and
seems to be generally preferred among micro hobbyists.
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Node:Befunge, Next:[1215]beige toaster, Previous:[1216]beep,
Up:[1217]= B =
Befunge n.
A worthy companion to [1218]INTERCAL; a computer language family which
escapes the quotidian limitation of linear control flow and embraces
program counters flying through multiple dimensions with exotic
topologies. Sadly, the Befunge home page has vanished, but a Befunge
version of the [1219]hello world program is at
[1220]http://www.catseye.mb.ca/esoteric/befunge.html.
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Node:beige toaster, Next:[1221]bells and whistles,
Previous:[1222]Befunge, Up:[1223]= B =
beige toaster n.
A Macintosh. See [1224]toaster; compare [1225]Macintrash,
[1226]maggotbox.
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Node:bells and whistles, Next:[1227]bells whistles and gongs,
Previous:[1228]beige toaster, Up:[1229]= B =
bells and whistles n.
[common] Features added to a program or system to make it more
[1230]flavorful from a hacker's point of view, without necessarily
adding to its utility for its primary function. Distinguished from
[1231]chrome, which is intended to attract users. "Now that we've got
the basic program working, let's go back and add some bells and
whistles." No one seems to know what distinguishes a bell from a
whistle. The recognized emphatic form is "bells, whistles, and gongs".
It used to be thought that this term derived from the toyboxes on
theater organs. However, the "and gongs" strongly suggests a different
origin, at sea. Before powered horns, ships routinely used bells,
whistles, and gongs to signal each other over longer distances than
voice can carry.
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Node:bells whistles and gongs, Next:[1232]benchmark,
Previous:[1233]bells and whistles, Up:[1234]= B =
bells whistles and gongs n.
A standard elaborated form of [1235]bells and whistles; typically said
with a pronounced and ironic accent on the `gongs'.
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Node:benchmark, Next:[1236]Berkeley Quality Software,
Previous:[1237]bells whistles and gongs, Up:[1238]= B =
benchmark n.
[techspeak] An inaccurate measure of computer performance. "In the
computer industry, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and
benchmarks." Well-known ones include Whetstone, Dhrystone, Rhealstone
(see [1239]h), the Gabriel LISP benchmarks (see [1240]gabriel), the
SPECmark suite, and LINPACK. See also [1241]machoflops, [1242]MIPS,
[1243]smoke and mirrors.
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Node:Berkeley Quality Software, Next:[1244]berklix,
Previous:[1245]benchmark, Up:[1246]= B =
Berkeley Quality Software adj.
(often abbreviated `BQS') Term used in a pejorative sense to refer to
software that was apparently created by rather spaced-out hackers late
at night to solve some unique problem. It usually has nonexistent,
incomplete, or incorrect documentation, has been tested on at least
two examples, and core dumps when anyone else attempts to use it. This
term was frequently applied to early versions of the dbx(1) debugger.
See also [1247]Berzerkeley.
Note to British and Commonwealth readers: that's /berk'lee/, not
/bark'lee/ as in British Received Pronunciation.
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Node:berklix, Next:[1248]Berzerkeley, Previous:[1249]Berkeley Quality
Software, Up:[1250]= B =
berklix /berk'liks/ n.,adj.
[contraction of `Berkeley Unix'] See [1251]BSD. Not used at Berkeley
itself. May be more common among [1252]suits attempting to sound like
cognoscenti than among hackers, who usually just say `BSD'.
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Node:Berzerkeley, Next:[1253]beta, Previous:[1254]berklix, Up:[1255]=
B =
Berzerkeley /b*r-zer'klee/ n.
[from `berserk', via the name of a now-deceased record label; poss.
originated by famed columnist Herb Caen] Humorous distortion of
`Berkeley' used esp. to refer to the practices or products of the
[1256]BSD Unix hackers. See [1257]software bloat,
[1258]Missed'em-five, [1259]Berkeley Quality Software.
Mainstream use of this term in reference to the cultural and political
peculiarities of UC Berkeley as a whole has been reported from as far
back as the 1960s.
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Node:beta, Next:[1260]BFI, Previous:[1261]Berzerkeley, Up:[1262]= B =
beta /bay't*/, /be't*/ or (Commonwealth) /bee't*/ n.
1. Mostly working, but still under test; usu. used with `in': `in
beta'. In the [1263]Real World, systems (hardware or software)
software often go through two stages of release testing: Alpha
(in-house) and Beta (out-house?). Beta releases are generally made to
a group of lucky (or unlucky) trusted customers. 2. Anything that is
new and experimental. "His girlfriend is in beta" means that he is
still testing for compatibility and reserving judgment. 3. Flaky;
dubious; suspect (since beta software is notoriously buggy).
Historical note: More formally, to beta-test is to test a pre-release
(potentially unreliable) version of a piece of software by making it
available to selected (or self-selected) customers and users. This
term derives from early 1960s terminology for product cycle
checkpoints, first used at IBM but later standard throughout the
industry. `Alpha Test' was the unit, module, or component test phase;
`Beta Test' was initial system test. These themselves came from
earlier A- and B-tests for hardware. The A-test was a feasibility and
manufacturability evaluation done before any commitment to design and
development. The B-test was a demonstration that the engineering model
functioned as specified. The C-test (corresponding to today's beta)
was the B-test performed on early samples of the production design,
and the D test was the C test repeated after the model had been in
production a while.
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Node:BFI, Next:[1264]bible, Previous:[1265]beta, Up:[1266]= B =
BFI /B-F-I/ n.
See [1267]brute force and ignorance. Also encountered in the variants
`BFMI', `brute force and massive ignorance' and `BFBI' `brute force
and bloody ignorance'. In dome parts of the U.S. this abbreviation was
probably reinforced by a company called Browning-Ferris Industries who
used to be in the waste-management business; a large BFI logo in
white-on-blue could be seen on the sides of garbage trucks.
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Node:bible, Next:[1268]BiCapitalization, Previous:[1269]BFI,
Up:[1270]= B =
bible n.
1. One of a small number of fundamental source books such as
[1271]Knuth, [1272]K&R, or the [1273]Camel Book. 2. The most detailed
and authoritative reference for a particular language, operating
system, or other complex software system.
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Node:BiCapitalization, Next:[1274]B1FF, Previous:[1275]bible,
Up:[1276]= B =
BiCapitalization n.
The act said to have been performed on trademarks (such as
[1277]PostScript, NeXT, [1278]NeWS, VisiCalc, FrameMaker, TK!solver,
EasyWriter) that have been raised above the ruck of common coinage by
nonstandard capitalization. Too many [1279]marketroid types think this
sort of thing is really cute, even the 2,317th time they do it.
Compare [1280]studlycaps.
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Node:B1FF, Next:[1281]BI, Previous:[1282]BiCapitalization, Up:[1283]=
B =
B1FF /bif/ [Usenet] (alt. `BIFF') n.
The most famous [1284]pseudo, and the prototypical [1285]newbie.
Articles from B1FF feature all uppercase letters sprinkled liberally
with bangs, typos, `cute' misspellings (EVRY BUDY LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF
CUZ HE"S A K00L DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS
LIKE THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of [1286]talk mode
abbreviations, a long [1287]sig block (sometimes even a [1288]doubled
sig), and unbounded naivete. B1FF posts articles using his elder
brother's VIC-20. B1FF's location is a mystery, as his articles appear
to come from a variety of sites. However, [1289]BITNET seems to be the
most frequent origin. The theory that B1FF is a denizen of BITNET is
supported by B1FF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic mail address:
B1FF@BIT.NET.
[1993: Now It Can Be Told! My spies inform me that B1FF was originally
created by Joe Talmadge , also the author of the
infamous and much-plagiarized "Flamer's Bible". The BIFF filter he
wrote was later passed to Richard Sexton, who posted BIFFisms much
more widely. Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the
net at large. See also [1290]Jeff K. --ESR]
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Node:BI, Next:[1291]biff, Previous:[1292]B1FF, Up:[1293]= B =
BI //
Common written abbreviation for [1294]Breidbart Index.
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Node:biff, Next:[1295]Big Gray Wall, Previous:[1296]BI, Up:[1297]= B =
biff /bif/ vt.
To notify someone of incoming mail. From the BSD utility biff(1),
which was in turn named after a friendly dog who used to chase
frisbees in the halls at UCB while 4.2BSD was in development. There
was a legend that it had a habit of barking whenever the mailman came,
but the author of biff says this is not true. No relation to
[1298]B1FF.
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Node:Big Gray Wall, Next:[1299]big iron, Previous:[1300]biff,
Up:[1301]= B =
Big Gray Wall n.
What faces a [1302]VMS user searching for documentation. A full VMS
kit comes on a pallet, the documentation taking up around 15 feet of
shelf space before the addition of layered products such as compilers,
databases, multivendor networking, and programming tools. Recent
(since VMS version 5) documentation comes with gray binders; under VMS
version 4 the binders were orange (`big orange wall'), and under
version 3 they were blue. See [1303]VMS. Often contracted to `Gray
Wall'.
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Node:big iron, Next:[1304]Big Red Switch, Previous:[1305]Big Gray
Wall, Up:[1306]= B =
big iron n.
[common] Large, expensive, ultra-fast computers. Used generally of
[1307]number-crunching supercomputers such as Crays, but can include
more conventional big commercial IBMish mainframes. Term of approval;
compare [1308]heavy metal, oppose [1309]dinosaur.
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Node:Big Red Switch, Next:[1310]Big Room, Previous:[1311]big iron,
Up:[1312]= B =
Big Red Switch n.
[IBM] The power switch on a computer, esp. the `Emergency Pull' switch
on an IBM [1313]mainframe or the power switch on an IBM PC where it
really is large and red. "This !@%$% [1314]bitty box is hung again;
time to hit the Big Red Switch." Sources at IBM report that, in tune
with the company's passion for [1315]TLAs, this is often abbreviated
as `BRS' (this has also become established on FidoNet and in the PC
[1316]clone world). It is alleged that the emergency pull switch on an
IBM 360/91 actually fired a non-conducting bolt into the main power
feed; the BRSes on more recent mainframes physically drop a block into
place so that they can't be pushed back in. People get fired for
pulling them, especially inappropriately (see also [1317]molly-guard).
Compare [1318]power cycle, [1319]three-finger salute, [1320]120 reset;
see also [1321]scram switch.
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Node:Big Room, Next:[1322]big win, Previous:[1323]Big Red Switch,
Up:[1324]= B =
Big Room n.
(Also `Big Blue Room') The extremely large room with the blue ceiling
and intensely bright light (during the day) or black ceiling with lots
of tiny night-lights (during the night) found outside all computer
installations. "He can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere
out in the Big Room."
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big win n.
1. [common] Major success. 2. [MIT] Serendipity. "Yes, those two
physicists discovered high-temperature superconductivity in a batch of
ceramic that had been prepared incorrectly according to their
experimental schedule. Small mistake; big win!" See [1328]win big.
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B =
big-endian adj.
[common; From Swift's "Gulliver's Travels" via the famous paper "On
Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace" by Danny Cohen, USC/ISI IEN 137, dated
April 1, 1980] 1. Describes a computer architecture in which, within a
given multi-byte numeric representation, the most significant byte has
the lowest address (the word is stored `big-end-first'). Most
processors, including the IBM 370 family, the [1332]PDP-10, the
Motorola microprocessor families, and most of the various RISC designs
are big-endian. Big-endian byte order is also sometimes called
`network order'. See [1333]little-endian, [1334]middle-endian,
[1335]NUXI problem, [1336]swab. 2. An [1337]Internet address the wrong
way round. Most of the world follows the Internet standard and writes
email addresses starting with the name of the computer and ending up
with the name of the country. In the U.K. the Joint Networking Team
had decided to do it the other way round before the Internet domain
standard was established. Most gateway sites have [1338]ad-hockery in
their mailers to handle this, but can still be confused. In
particular, the address me@uk.ac.bris.pys.as could be interpreted in
JANET's big-endian way as one in the U.K. (domain uk) or in the
standard little-endian way as one in the domain as (American Samoa) on
the opposite side of the world.
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=
bignum /big'nuhm/ n.
[common; orig. from MIT MacLISP] 1. [techspeak] A multiple-precision
computer representation for very large integers. 2. More generally,
any very large number. "Have you ever looked at the United States
Budget? There's bignums for you!" 3. [Stanford] In backgammon, large
numbers on the dice especially a roll of double fives or double sixes
(compare [1342]moby, sense 4). See also [1343]El Camino Bignum.
Sense 1 may require some explanation. Most computer languages provide
a kind of data called `integer', but such computer integers are
usually very limited in size; usually they must be smaller than 2^(31)
(2,147,483,648) or (on a [1344]bitty box) 2^(15) (32,768). If you want
to work with numbers larger than that, you have to use floating-point
numbers, which are usually accurate to only six or seven decimal
places. Computer languages that provide bignums can perform exact
calculations on very large numbers, such as 1000! (the factorial of
1000, which is 1000 times 999 times 998 times ... times 2 times 1).
For example, this value for 1000! was computed by the MacLISP system
using bignums:
40238726007709377354370243392300398571937486421071
46325437999104299385123986290205920442084869694048
00479988610197196058631666872994808558901323829669
94459099742450408707375991882362772718873251977950
59509952761208749754624970436014182780946464962910
56393887437886487337119181045825783647849977012476
63288983595573543251318532395846307555740911426241
74743493475534286465766116677973966688202912073791
43853719588249808126867838374559731746136085379534
52422158659320192809087829730843139284440328123155
86110369768013573042161687476096758713483120254785
89320767169132448426236131412508780208000261683151
02734182797770478463586817016436502415369139828126
48102130927612448963599287051149649754199093422215
66832572080821333186116811553615836546984046708975
60290095053761647584772842188967964624494516076535
34081989013854424879849599533191017233555566021394
50399736280750137837615307127761926849034352625200
01588853514733161170210396817592151090778801939317
81141945452572238655414610628921879602238389714760
88506276862967146674697562911234082439208160153780
88989396451826324367161676217916890977991190375403
12746222899880051954444142820121873617459926429565
81746628302955570299024324153181617210465832036786
90611726015878352075151628422554026517048330422614
39742869330616908979684825901254583271682264580665
26769958652682272807075781391858178889652208164348
34482599326604336766017699961283186078838615027946
59551311565520360939881806121385586003014356945272
24206344631797460594682573103790084024432438465657
24501440282188525247093519062092902313649327349756
55139587205596542287497740114133469627154228458623
77387538230483865688976461927383814900140767310446
64025989949022222176590433990188601856652648506179
97023561938970178600408118897299183110211712298459
01641921068884387121855646124960798722908519296819
37238864261483965738229112312502418664935314397013
74285319266498753372189406942814341185201580141233
44828015051399694290153483077644569099073152433278
28826986460278986432113908350621709500259738986355
42771967428222487575867657523442202075736305694988
25087968928162753848863396909959826280956121450994
87170124451646126037902930912088908694202851064018
21543994571568059418727489980942547421735824010636
77404595741785160829230135358081840096996372524230
56085590370062427124341690900415369010593398383577
79394109700277534720000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000.
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bigot n.
[common] A person who is religiously attached to a particular
computer, language, operating system, editor, or other tool (see
[1348]religious issues). Usually found with a specifier; thus, `cray
bigot', `ITS bigot', `APL bigot', `VMS bigot', `Berkeley bigot'. Real
bigots can be distinguished from mere partisans or zealots by the fact
that they refuse to learn alternatives even when the march of time
and/or technology is threatening to obsolete the favored tool. It is
truly said "You can tell a bigot, but you can't tell him much."
Compare [1349]weenie, [1350]Amiga Persecution Complex.
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bit n.
[from the mainstream meaning and `Binary digIT'] 1. [techspeak] The
unit of information; the amount of information obtained by asking a
yes-or-no question for which the two outcomes are equally probable. 2.
[techspeak] A computational quantity that can take on one of two
values, such as true and false or 0 and 1. 3. A mental flag: a
reminder that something should be done eventually. "I have a bit set
for you." (I haven't seen you for a while, and I'm supposed to tell or
ask you something.) 4. More generally, a (possibly incorrect) mental
state of belief. "I have a bit set that says that you were the last
guy to hack on EMACS." (Meaning "I think you were the last guy to hack
on EMACS, and what I am about to say is predicated on this, so please
stop me if this isn't true.")
"I just need one bit from you" is a polite way of indicating that you
intend only a short interruption for a question that can presumably be
answered yes or no.
A bit is said to be `set' if its value is true or 1, and `reset' or
`clear' if its value is false or 0. One speaks of setting and clearing
bits. To [1354]toggle or `invert' a bit is to change it, either from 0
to 1 or from 1 to 0. See also [1355]flag, [1356]trit, [1357]mode bit.
The term `bit' first appeared in print in the computer-science sense
in a 1948 paper by information theorist Claude Shannon, and was there
credited to the early computer scientist John Tukey (who also seems to
have coined the term `software'). Tukey records that `bit' evolved
over a lunch table as a handier alternative to `bigit' or `binit', at
a conference in the winter of 1943-44.
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bit bang n.
Transmission of data on a serial line, when accomplished by rapidly
tweaking a single output bit, in software, at the appropriate times.
The technique is a simple loop with eight OUT and SHIFT instruction
pairs for each byte. Input is more interesting. And full duplex (doing
input and output at the same time) is one way to separate the real
hackers from the [1361]wannabees.
Bit bang was used on certain early models of Prime computers,
presumably when UARTs were too expensive, and on archaic Z80 micros
with a Zilog PIO but no SIO. In an interesting instance of the
[1362]cycle of reincarnation, this technique returned to use in the
early 1990s on some RISC architectures because it consumes such an
infinitesimal part of the processor that it actually makes sense not
to have a UART. Compare [1363]cycle of reincarnation.
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bit bashing n.
(alt. `bit diddling' or [1367]bit twiddling) Term used to describe any
of several kinds of low-level programming characterized by
manipulation of [1368]bit, [1369]flag, [1370]nybble, and other
smaller-than-character-sized pieces of data; these include low-level
device control, encryption algorithms, checksum and error-correcting
codes, hash functions, some flavors of graphics programming (see
[1371]bitblt), and assembler/compiler code generation. May connote
either tedium or a real technical challenge (more usually the former).
"The command decoding for the new tape driver looks pretty solid but
the bit-bashing for the control registers still has bugs." See also
[1372]bit bang, [1373]mode bit.
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bit bucket n.
[very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical
receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register
during a shift instruction). Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is
said to have `gone to the bit bucket'. On [1377]Unix, often used for
[1378]/dev/null. Sometimes amplified as `the Great Bit Bucket in the
Sky'. 2. The place where all lost mail and news messages eventually
go. The selection is performed according to [1379]Finagle's Law;
important mail is much more likely to end up in the bit bucket than
junk mail, which has an almost 100% probability of getting delivered.
Routing to the bit bucket is automatically performed by mail-transfer
agents, news systems, and the lower layers of the network. 3. The
ideal location for all unwanted mail responses: "Flames about this
article to the bit bucket." Such a request is guaranteed to overflow
one's mailbox with flames. 4. Excuse for all mail that has not been
sent. "I mailed you those figures last week; they must have landed in
the bit bucket." Compare [1380]black hole.
This term is used purely in jest. It is based on the fanciful notion
that bits are objects that are not destroyed but only misplaced. This
appears to have been a mutation of an earlier term `bit box', about
which the same legend was current; old-time hackers also report that
trainees used to be told that when the CPU stored bits into memory it
was actually pulling them `out of the bit box'. See also [1381]chad
box.
Another variant of this legend has it that, as a consequence of the
`parity preservation law', the number of 1 bits that go to the bit
bucket must equal the number of 0 bits. Any imbalance results in bits
filling up the bit bucket. A qualified computer technician can empty a
full bit bucket as part of scheduled maintenance.
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bit decay n.
See [1385]bit rot. People with a physics background tend to prefer
this variant for the analogy with particle decay. See also
[1386]computron, [1387]quantum bogodynamics.
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bit rot n.
[common] Also [1391]bit decay. Hypothetical disease the existence of
which has been deduced from the observation that unused programs or
features will often stop working after sufficient time has passed,
even if `nothing has changed'. The theory explains that bits decay as
if they were radioactive. As time passes, the contents of a file or
the code in a program will become increasingly garbled.
There actually are physical processes that produce such effects (alpha
particles generated by trace radionuclides in ceramic chip packages,
for example, can change the contents of a computer memory
unpredictably, and various kinds of subtle media failures can corrupt
files in mass storage), but they are quite rare (and computers are
built with error-detecting circuitry to compensate for them). The
notion long favored among hackers that cosmic rays are among the
causes of such events turns out to be a myth; see the [1392]cosmic
rays entry for details.
The term [1393]software rot is almost synonymous. Software rot is the
effect, bit rot the notional cause.
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rot, Up:[1396]= B =
bit twiddling n.
[very common] 1. (pejorative) An exercise in tuning (see [1397]tune)
in which incredible amounts of time and effort go to produce little
noticeable improvement, often with the result that the code becomes
incomprehensible. 2. Aimless small modification to a program, esp. for
some pointless goal. 3. Approx. syn. for [1398]bit bashing; esp. used
for the act of frobbing the device control register of a peripheral in
an attempt to get it back to a known state.
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twiddling, Up:[1401]= B =
bit-paired keyboard n.,obs.
(alt. `bit-shift keyboard') A non-standard keyboard layout that seems
to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained common for
several years on early computer equipment. The ASR-33 was a mechanical
device (see [1402]EOU), so the only way to generate the character
codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage. The design of the
ASR-33 assigned each character key a basic pattern that could be
modified by flipping bits if the SHIFT or the CTRL key was pressed. In
order to avoid making the thing even more of a kluge than it already
was, the design had to group characters that shared the same basic bit
pattern on one key.
Looking at the ASCII chart, we find:
high low bits
bits 0000 0001 0010 0011 0100 0101 0110 0111 1000 1001
010 ! " # $ % & ' ( )
011 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This is why the characters !"#$%&'() appear where they do on a
Teletype (thankfully, they didn't use shift-0 for space). The Teletype
Model 33 was actually designed before ASCII existed, and was
originally intended to use a code that contained these two rows:
low bits
high 0000 0010 0100 0110 1000 1010 1100 1110
bits 0001 0011 0101 0111 1001 1011 1101 1111
10 ) ! bel # $ % wru & * ( " : ? _ , .
11 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ' ; / - esc del
The result would have been something closer to a normal keyboard. But
as it happened, Teletype had to use a lot of persuasion just to keep
ASCII, and the Model 33 keyboard, from looking like this instead:
! " ? $ ' & - ( ) ; : * / , .
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 + ~ < > × |
Teletype's was not the weirdest variant of the [1403]QWERTY layout
widely seen, by the way; that prize should probably go to one of
several (differing) arrangements on IBM's even clunkier 026 and 029
card punches.
When electronic terminals became popular, in the early 1970s, there
was no agreement in the industry over how the keyboards should be laid
out. Some vendors opted to emulate the Teletype keyboard, while others
used the flexibility of electronic circuitry to make their product
look like an office typewriter. Either choice was supported by the
ANSI computer keyboard standard, X4.14-1971, which referred to the
alternatives as `logical bit pairing' and `typewriter pairing'. These
alternatives became known as `bit-paired' and `typewriter-paired'
keyboards. To a hacker, the bit-paired keyboard seemed far more
logical -- and because most hackers in those days had never learned to
touch-type, there was little pressure from the pioneering users to
adapt keyboards to the typewriter standard.
The doom of the bit-paired keyboard was the large-scale introduction
of the computer terminal into the normal office environment, where
out-and-out technophobes were expected to use the equipment. The
`typewriter-paired' standard became universal, X4.14 was superseded by
X4.23-1982, `bit-paired' hardware was quickly junked or relegated to
dusty corners, and both terms passed into disuse.
However, in countries without a long history of touch typing, the
argument against the bit-paired keyboard layout was weak or
nonexistent. As a result, the standard Japanese keyboard, used on PCs,
Unix boxen etc. still has all of the !"#$%&'() characters above the
numbers in the ASR-33 layout.
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bitblt /bit'blit/ n.
[from [1407]BLT, q.v.] 1. [common] Any of a family of closely related
algorithms for moving and copying rectangles of bits between main and
display memory on a bit-mapped device, or between two areas of either
main or display memory (the requirement to do the [1408]Right Thing in
the case of overlapping source and destination rectangles is what
makes BitBlt tricky). 2. Synonym for [1409]blit or [1410]BLT. Both
uses are borderline techspeak.
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BITNET /bit'net/ n., obs.
[acronym: Because It's Time NETwork] Everybody's least favorite piece
of the network (see [1414]the network) - until AOL happened. The
BITNET hosts were a collection of IBM dinosaurs and VAXen (the latter
with lobotomized comm hardware) that communicate using 80-character
[1415]EBCDIC card images (see [1416]eighty-column mind); thus, they
tend to mangle the headers and text of third-party traffic from the
rest of the ASCII/[1417]RFC-822 world with annoying regularity. BITNET
was also notorious as the apparent home of [1418]B1FF. By 1995 it had,
much to everyone's relief, been obsolesced and absorbed into the
Internet. Unfortunately, around this time we also got AOL.
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bits pl.n.
1. Information. Examples: "I need some bits about file formats." ("I
need to know about file formats.") Compare [1422]core dump, sense 4.
2. Machine-readable representation of a document, specifically as
contrasted with paper: "I have only a photocopy of the Jargon File;
does anyone know where I can get the bits?". See [1423]softcopy,
[1424]source of all good bits See also [1425]bit.
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bitty box /bit'ee boks/ n.
1. A computer sufficiently small, primitive, or incapable as to cause
a hacker acute claustrophobia at the thought of developing software on
or for it. Especially used of small, obsolescent, single-tasking-only
personal machines such as the Atari 800, Osborne, Sinclair, VIC-20,
TRS-80, or IBM PC. 2. [Pejorative] More generally, the opposite of
`real computer' (see [1429]Get a real computer!). See also
[1430]mess-dos, [1431]toaster, and [1432]toy.
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Node:bixen, Next:[1433]bixie, Previous:[1434]bitty box, Up:[1435]= B =
bixen pl.n.
Users of BIX (the BIX Information eXchange, formerly the Byte
Information eXchange). Parallels other plurals like boxen,
[1436]VAXen, oxen.
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Node:bixie, Next:[1437]black art, Previous:[1438]bixen, Up:[1439]= B =
bixie /bik'see/ n.
Variant [1440]emoticons used on BIX (the BIX Information eXchange).
The most common ([1441]smiley) bixie is <@_@>, representing two
cartoon eyes and a mouth. These were originally invented in an SF
fanzine called APA-L and imported to BIX by one of the earliest users.
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Up:[1444]= B =
black art n.
[common] A collection of arcane, unpublished, and (by implication)
mostly ad-hoc techniques developed for a particular application or
systems area (compare [1445]black magic). VLSI design and compiler
code optimization were (in their beginnings) considered classic
examples of black art; as theory developed they became [1446]deep
magic, and once standard textbooks had been written, became merely
[1447]heavy wizardry. The huge proliferation of formal and informal
channels for spreading around new computer-related technologies during
the last twenty years has made both the term `black art' and what it
describes less common than formerly. See also [1448]voodoo
programming.
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black hole n.,vt.
[common] What data (a piece of email or netnews, or a stream of TCP/IP
packets) has fallen into if it disappears mysteriously between its
origin and destination sites (that is, without returning a
[1452]bounce message). "I think there's a black hole at foovax!"
conveys suspicion that site foovax has been dropping a lot of stuff on
the floor lately (see [1453]drop on the floor). The implied metaphor
of email as interstellar travel is interesting in itself. Readily
verbed as `blackhole': "That router is blackholing IDP packets."
Compare [1454]bit bucket and see [1455]RBL.
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black magic n.
[common] A technique that works, though nobody really understands why.
More obscure than [1459]voodoo programming, which may be done by
cookbook. Compare also [1460]black art, [1461]deep magic, and
[1462]magic number (sense 2).
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Black Screen of Death n.
[prob. related to the Floating Head of Death in a famous "Far Side"
cartoon.] A failure mode of [1466]Microsloth Windows. On an attempt to
launch a DOS box, a networked Windows system not uncommonly blanks the
screen and locks up the PC so hard that it requires a cold [1467]boot
to recover. This unhappy phenomenon is known as The Black Screen of
Death. See also [1468]Blue Screen of Death, which has become rather
more common.
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Death, Up:[1471]= B =
Black Thursday n.
February 8th, 1996 - the day of the signing into law of the [1472]CDA,
so called by analogy with the catastrophic "Black Friday" in 1929 that
began the Great Depression.
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Up:[1475]= B =
blammo v.
[Oxford Brookes University and alumni, UK] To forcibly remove someone
from any interactive system, especially talker systems. The operators,
who may remain hidden, may `blammo' a user who is misbehaving. Very
similar to MIT [1476]gun; in fact, the `blammo-gun' is a notional
device used to `blammo' someone. While in actual fact the only
incarnation of the blammo-gun is the command used to forcibly eject a
user, operators speak of different levels of blammo-gun fire; e.g., a
blammo-gun to `stun' will temporarily remove someone, but a blammo-gun
set to `maim' will stop someone coming back on for a while.
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Node:blargh, Next:[1477]blast, Previous:[1478]blammo, Up:[1479]= B =
blargh /blarg/ n.
[MIT; now common] The opposite of [1480]ping, sense 5; an exclamation
indicating that one has absorbed or is emitting a quantum of
unhappiness. Less common than [1481]ping.
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Node:blast, Next:[1482]blat, Previous:[1483]blargh, Up:[1484]= B =
blast 1. v.,n.
Synonym for [1485]BLT, used esp. for large data sends over a network
or comm line. Opposite of [1486]snarf. Usage: uncommon. The variant
`blat' has been reported. 2. vt. [HP/Apollo] Synonymous with
[1487]nuke (sense 3). Sometimes the message Unable to kill all
processes. Blast them (y/n)? would appear in the command window upon
logout.
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Node:blat, Next:[1488]bletch, Previous:[1489]blast, Up:[1490]= B =
blat n.
1. Syn. [1491]blast, sense 1. 2. See [1492]thud.
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=
bletch /blech/ interj.
[very common; from Yiddish/German `brechen', to vomit, poss. via
comic-strip exclamation `blech'] Term of disgust. Often used in "Ugh,
bletch". Compare [1496]barf.
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B =
bletcherous /blech'*-r*s/ adj.
Disgusting in design or function; esthetically unappealing. This word
is seldom used of people. "This keyboard is bletcherous!" (Perhaps the
keys don't work very well, or are misplaced.) See [1500]losing,
[1501]cretinous, [1502]bagbiting, [1503]bogus, and [1504]random. The
term [1505]bletcherous applies to the esthetics of the thing so
described; similarly for [1506]cretinous. By contrast, something that
is `losing' or `bagbiting' may be failing to meet objective criteria.
See also [1507]bogus and [1508]random, which have richer and wider
shades of meaning than any of the above.
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Up:[1511]= B =
blink vi.,n.
To use a navigator or off-line message reader to minimize time spent
on-line to a commercial network service (a necessity in many places
outside the U.S. where the telecoms monopolies charge per-minute for
local calls). This term attained wide use in the UK, but is rare or
unknown in the US.
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Node:blinkenlights, Next:[1512]blit, Previous:[1513]blink, Up:[1514]=
B =
blinkenlights /blink'*n-li:tz/ n.
[common] Front-panel diagnostic lights on a computer, esp. a
[1515]dinosaur. Now that dinosaurs are rare, this term usually refers
to status lights on a modem, network hub, or the like.
This term derives from the last word of the famous blackletter-Gothic
sign in mangled pseudo-German that once graced about half the computer
rooms in the English-speaking world. One version ran in its entirety
as follows:
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken
mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das
pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
This silliness dates back at least as far as 1959 at Stanford
University and had already gone international by the early 1960s, when
it was reported at London University's ATLAS computing site. There are
several variants of it in circulation, some of which actually do end
with the word `blinkenlights'.
In an amusing example of turnabout-is-fair-play, German hackers have
developed their own versions of the blinkenlights poster in fractured
English, one of which is reproduced here:
ATTENTION
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is
allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away
and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working
intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked
anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished
the blinkenlights.
See also [1516]geef.
Old-time hackers sometimes get nostalgic for blinkenlights because
they were so much more fun to look at than a blank panel. Sadly, very
few computers still have them (the three LEDs on a PC keyboard
certainly don't count). The obvious reasons (cost of wiring, cost of
front-panel cutouts, almost nobody needs or wants to interpret
machine-register states on the fly anymore) are only part of the
story. Another part of it is that radio-frequency leakage from the
lamp wiring was beginning to be a problem as far back as transistor
machines. But the most fundamental fact is that there are very few
signals slow enough to blink an LED these days! With slow CPUs, you
could watch the bus register or instruction counter tick, but at
33/66/150MHz it's all a blur.
Finally, a version updated for the Internet has been seen on
news.admin.net-abuse.email:
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclicken und giffengrabben. Ist
easy droppenpacket der routers und overloaden der backbone mit der
spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das
dumpkopfen. Das mausklicken sichtseeren keepen das bandwit-spewin
hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.
This newest version partly reflects reports that the word
`blinkenlights' is (in 1999) undergoing something of a revival in
usage, but applied to networking equipment. The transmit and receive
lights on routers, activity lights on switches and hubs, and other
network equipment often blink in visually pleasing and seemingly
coordinated ways. Although this is different in some ways from
register readings, a tall stack of Cisco equipment or a 19-inch rack
of ISDN terminals can provoke a similar feeling of hypnotic awe,
especially in a darkened network operations center or server room.
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Node:blit, Next:[1517]blitter, Previous:[1518]blinkenlights,
Up:[1519]= B =
blit /blit/ vt.
1. [common] To copy a large array of bits from one part of a
computer's memory to another part, particularly when the memory is
being used to determine what is shown on a display screen. "The
storage allocator picks through the table and copies the good parts up
into high memory, and then blits it all back down again." See
[1520]bitblt, [1521]BLT, [1522]dd, [1523]cat, [1524]blast,
[1525]snarf. More generally, to perform some operation (such as
toggling) on a large array of bits while moving them. 2. [historical,
rare] Sometimes all-capitalized as `BLIT': an early experimental
bit-mapped terminal designed by Rob Pike at Bell Labs, later
commercialized as the AT&T 5620. (The folk etymology from `Bell Labs
Intelligent Terminal' is incorrect. Its creators liked to claim that
"Blit" stood for the Bacon, Lettuce, and Interactive Tomato.)
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Node:blitter, Next:[1526]blivet, Previous:[1527]blit, Up:[1528]= B =
blitter /blit'r/ n.
[common] A special-purpose chip or hardware system built to perform
[1529]blit operations, esp. used for fast implementation of bit-mapped
graphics. The Commodore Amiga and a few other micros have these, but
since 1990 the trend has been away from them (however, see [1530]cycle
of reincarnation). Syn. [1531]raster blaster.
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Node:blivet, Next:[1532]bloatware, Previous:[1533]blitter, Up:[1534]=
B =
blivet /bliv'*t/ n.
[allegedly from a World War II military term meaning "ten pounds of
manure in a five-pound bag"] 1. An intractable problem. 2. A crucial
piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced if it breaks. 3. A
tool that has been hacked over by so many incompetent programmers that
it has become an unmaintainable tissue of hacks. 4. An out-of-control
but unkillable development effort. 5. An embarrassing bug that pops up
during a customer demo. 6. In the subjargon of computer security
specialists, a denial-of-service attack performed by hogging limited
resources that have no access controls (for example, shared spool
space on a multi-user system).
This term has other meanings in other technical cultures; among
experimental physicists and hardware engineers of various kinds it
seems to mean any random object of unknown purpose (similar to hackish
use of [1535]frob). It has also been used to describe an amusing
trick-the-eye drawing resembling a three-pronged fork that appears to
depict a three-dimensional object until one realizes that the parts
fit together in an impossible way.
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Node:bloatware, Next:[1536]BLOB, Previous:[1537]blivet, Up:[1538]= B =
bloatware n.
[common] Software that provides minimal functionality while requiring
a disproportionate amount of diskspace and memory. Especially used for
application and OS upgrades. This term is very common in the
Windows/NT world. So is its cause.
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Node:BLOB, Next:[1539]block, Previous:[1540]bloatware, Up:[1541]= B =
BLOB
1. n. [acronym: Binary Large OBject] Used by database people to refer
to any random large block of bits that needs to be stored in a
database, such as a picture or sound file. The essential point about a
BLOB is that it's an object that cannot be interpreted within the
database itself. 2. v. To [1542]mailbomb someone by sending a BLOB to
him/her; esp. used as a mild threat. "If that program crashes again,
I'm going to BLOB the core dump to you."
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Node:block, Next:[1543]block transfer computations,
Previous:[1544]BLOB, Up:[1545]= B =
block v.
[common; from process scheduling terminology in OS theory] 1. vi. To
delay or sit idle while waiting for something. "We're blocking until
everyone gets here." Compare [1546]busy-wait. 2. `block on' vt. To
block, waiting for (something). "Lunch is blocked on Phil's arrival."
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Node:block transfer computations, Next:[1547]Bloggs Family,
Previous:[1548]block, Up:[1549]= B =
block transfer computations n.
[from the television series "Dr. Who"] Computations so fiendishly
subtle and complex that they could not be performed by machines. Used
to refer to any task that should be expressible as an algorithm in
theory, but isn't. (The Z80's LDIR instruction, "Computed Block
Transfer with increment", may also be relevant.)
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Node:Bloggs Family, Next:[1550]blow an EPROM, Previous:[1551]block
transfer computations, Up:[1552]= B =
Bloggs Family n.
An imaginary family consisting of Fred and Mary Bloggs and their
children. Used as a standard example in knowledge representation to
show the difference between extensional and intensional objects. For
example, every occurrence of "Fred Bloggs" is the same unique person,
whereas occurrences of "person" may refer to different people. Members
of the Bloggs family have been known to pop up in bizarre places such
as the old [1553]DEC Telephone Directory. Compare [1554]Dr. Fred
Mbogo; [1555]J. Random Hacker; [1556]Fred Foobar.
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Node:blow an EPROM, Next:[1557]blow away, Previous:[1558]Bloggs
Family, Up:[1559]= B =
blow an EPROM /bloh *n ee'prom/ v.
(alt. `blast an EPROM', `burn an EPROM') To program a read-only
memory, e.g. for use with an embedded system. This term arose because
the programming process for the Programmable Read-Only Memories
(PROMs) that preceded present-day Erasable Programmable Read-Only
Memories (EPROMs) involved intentionally blowing tiny electrical fuses
on the chip. The usage lives on (it's too vivid and expressive to
discard) even though the write process on EPROMs is nondestructive.
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Node:blow away, Next:[1560]blow out, Previous:[1561]blow an EPROM,
Up:[1562]= B =
blow away vt.
To remove (files and directories) from permanent storage, generally by
accident. "He reformatted the wrong partition and blew away last
night's netnews." Oppose [1563]nuke.
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Node:blow out, Next:[1564]blow past, Previous:[1565]blow away,
Up:[1566]= B =
blow out vi.
[prob. from mining and tunneling jargon] Of software, to fail
spectacularly; almost as serious as [1567]crash and burn. See
[1568]blow past, [1569]blow up, [1570]die horribly.
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Node:blow past, Next:[1571]blow up, Previous:[1572]blow out,
Up:[1573]= B =
blow past vt.
To [1574]blow out despite a safeguard. "The server blew past the 5K
reserve buffer."
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Node:blow up, Next:[1575]BLT, Previous:[1576]blow past, Up:[1577]= B =
blow up vi.
1. [scientific computation] To become unstable. Suggests that the
computation is diverging so rapidly that it will soon overflow or at
least go [1578]nonlinear. 2. Syn. [1579]blow out.
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Node:BLT, Next:[1580]Blue Book, Previous:[1581]blow up, Up:[1582]= B =
BLT /B-L-T/, /bl*t/ or (rarely) /belt/ n.,vt.
Synonym for [1583]blit. This is the original form of [1584]blit and
the ancestor of [1585]bitblt. It referred to any large bit-field copy
or move operation (one resource-intensive memory-shuffling operation
done on pre-paged versions of ITS, WAITS, and TOPS-10 was sardonically
referred to as `The Big BLT'). The jargon usage has outlasted the
[1586]PDP-10 BLock Transfer instruction from which [1587]BLT derives;
nowadays, the assembler mnemonic [1588]BLT almost always means `Branch
if Less Than zero'.
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Node:Blue Book, Next:[1589]blue box, Previous:[1590]BLT, Up:[1591]= B
=
Blue Book n.
1. Informal name for one of the four standard references on the
page-layout and graphics-control language [1592]PostScript
("PostScript Language Tutorial and Cookbook", Adobe Systems,
Addison-Wesley 1985, QA76.73.P67P68, ISBN 0-201-10179-3); the other
three official guides are known as the [1593]Green Book, the [1594]Red
Book, and the [1595]White Book (sense 2). 2. Informal name for one of
the three standard references on Smalltalk: "Smalltalk-80: The
Language and its Implementation", David Robson, Addison-Wesley 1983,
QA76.8.S635G64, ISBN 0-201-11371-63 (this book also has green and red
siblings). 3. Any of the 1988 standards issued by the CCITT's ninth
plenary assembly. These include, among other things, the X.400 email
spec and the Group 1 through 4 fax standards. See also [1596]book
titles.
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Node:blue box, Next:[1597]Blue Glue, Previous:[1598]Blue Book,
Up:[1599]= B =
blue box
n. 1. obs. Once upon a time, before all-digital switches made it
possible for the phone companies to move them out of band, one could
actually hear the switching tones used to route long-distance calls.
Early [1600]phreakers built devices called `blue boxes' that could
reproduce these tones, which could be used to commandeer portions of
the phone network. (This was not as hard as it may sound; one early
phreak acquired the sobriquet `Captain Crunch' after he proved that he
could generate switching tones with a plastic whistle pulled out of a
box of Captain Crunch cereal!) There were other colors of box with
more specialized phreaking uses; red boxes, black boxes, silver boxes,
etc. 2. n. An [1601]IBM machine, especially a large (non-PC) one.
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Node:Blue Glue, Next:[1602]blue goo, Previous:[1603]blue box,
Up:[1604]= B =
Blue Glue n.
[IBM] IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture), an incredibly
[1605]losing and [1606]bletcherous communications protocol widely
favored at commercial shops that don't know any better. The official
IBM definition is "that which binds blue boxes together." See
[1607]fear and loathing. It may not be irrelevant that Blue Glue is
the trade name of a 3M product that is commonly used to hold down the
carpet squares to the removable panel floors common in [1608]dinosaur
pens. A correspondent at U. Minn. reports that the CS department there
has about 80 bottles of the stuff hanging about, so they often refer
to any messy work to be done as `using the blue glue'.
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Node:blue goo, Next:[1609]Blue Screen of Death, Previous:[1610]Blue
Glue, Up:[1611]= B =
blue goo n.
Term for `police' [1612]nanobots intended to prevent [1613]gray goo,
denature hazardous waste, destroy pollution, put ozone back into the
stratosphere, prevent halitosis, and promote truth, justice, and the
American way, etc. The term `Blue Goo' can be found in Dr. Seuss's
"Fox In Socks" to refer to a substance much like bubblegum. `Would you
like to chew blue goo, sir?'. See [1614]nanotechnology.
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Node:Blue Screen of Death, Next:[1615]blue wire, Previous:[1616]blue
goo, Up:[1617]= B =
Blue Screen of Death n.
[common] This term is closely related to the older [1618]Black Screen
of Death but much more common (many non-hackers have picked it up).
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows
misbehaving applications can readily crash the OS (and the OS
sometimes crashes itself spontaneously). The Blue Screen of Death,
sometimes decorated with hex error codes, is what you get when this
happens. (Commonly abbreviated [1619]BSOD.)
The following entry from the [1620]Salon Haiku Contest, seems to have
predated popular use of the term:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams.
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Node:blue wire, Next:[1621]blurgle, Previous:[1622]Blue Screen of
Death, Up:[1623]= B =
blue wire n.
[IBM] Patch wires (esp. 30 AWG gauge) added to circuit boards at the
factory to correct design or fabrication problems. Blue wire is not
necessarily blue, the term describes function rather than color. These
may be necessary if there hasn't been time to design and qualify
another board version. In Great Britain this can be `bodge wire',
after mainstreanm slang `bodge' for a clumsy improvisation or sloppy
job of work. Compare [1624]purple wire, [1625]red wire, [1626]yellow
wire, [1627]pink wire.
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Node:blurgle, Next:[1628]BNF, Previous:[1629]blue wire, Up:[1630]= B =
blurgle /bler'gl/ n.
[UK] Spoken [1631]metasyntactic variable, to indicate some text that
is obvious from context, or which is already known. If several words
are to be replaced, blurgle may well be doubled or tripled. "To look
for something in several files use `grep string blurgle blurgle'." In
each case, "blurgle blurgle" would be understood to be replaced by the
file you wished to search. Compare [1632]mumble, sense 7.
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Node:BNF, Next:[1633]boa, Previous:[1634]blurgle, Up:[1635]= B =
BNF /B-N-F/ n.
1. [techspeak] Acronym for `Backus Normal Form' (later retronymed to
`Backus-Naur Form' because BNF was not in fact a normal form), a
metasyntactic notation used to specify the syntax of programming
languages, command sets, and the like. Widely used for language
descriptions but seldom documented anywhere, so that it must usually
be learned by osmosis from other hackers. Consider this BNF for a U.S.
postal address:
::=
::= | "."
::= []
|
::= []
::= ","
This translates into English as: "A postal-address consists of a
name-part, followed by a street-address part, followed by a zip-code
part. A personal-part consists of either a first name or an initial
followed by a dot. A name-part consists of either: a personal-part
followed by a last name followed by an optional `jr-part' (Jr., Sr.,
or dynastic number) and end-of-line, or a personal part followed by a
name part (this rule illustrates the use of recursion in BNFs,
covering the case of people who use multiple first and middle names
and/or initials). A street address consists of an optional apartment
specifier, followed by a street number, followed by a street name. A
zip-part consists of a town-name, followed by a comma, followed by a
state code, followed by a ZIP-code followed by an end-of-line." Note
that many things (such as the format of a personal-part, apartment
specifier, or ZIP-code) are left unspecified. These are presumed to be
obvious from context or detailed somewhere nearby. See also
[1636]parse. 2. Any of a number of variants and extensions of BNF
proper, possibly containing some or all of the [1637]regexp wildcards
such as * or +. In fact the example above isn't the pure form invented
for the Algol-60 report; it uses [], which was introduced a few years
later in IBM's PL/I definition but is now universally recognized. 3.
In [1638]science-fiction fandom, a `Big-Name Fan' (someone famous or
notorious). Years ago a fan started handing out black-on-green BNF
buttons at SF conventions; this confused the hacker contingent
terribly.
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Node:boa, Next:[1639]board, Previous:[1640]BNF, Up:[1641]= B =
boa [IBM] n.
Any one of the fat cables that lurk under the floor in a
[1642]dinosaur pen. Possibly so called because they display a
ferocious life of their own when you try to lay them straight and flat
after they have been coiled for some time. It is rumored within IBM
that channel cables for the 370 are limited to 200 feet because beyond
that length the boas get dangerous -- and it is worth noting that one
of the major cable makers uses the trademark `Anaconda'.
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Node:board, Next:[1643]boat anchor, Previous:[1644]boa, Up:[1645]= B =
board n.
1. In-context synonym for [1646]bboard; sometimes used even for Usenet
newsgroups (but see usage note under [1647]bboard, sense 1). 2. An
electronic circuit board.
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Node:boat anchor, Next:[1648]bob, Previous:[1649]board, Up:[1650]= B =
boat anchor n.
[common; from ham radio] 1. Like [1651]doorstop but more severe;
implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless.
"That was a working motherboard once. One lightning strike later,
instant boat anchor!" 2. A person who just takes up space. 3. Obsolete
but still working hardware, especially when used of an old S100-bus
hobbyist system; originally a term of annoyance, but became more and
more affectionate as the hardware became more and more obsolete.
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Node:bob, Next:[1652]bodysurf code, Previous:[1653]boat anchor,
Up:[1654]= B =
bob n.
At [1655]Demon Internet, all tech support personnel are called "Bob".
(Female support personnel have an option on "Bobette"). This has
nothing to do with Bob the divine drilling-equipment salesman of the
[1656]Church of the SubGenius. Nor is it acronymized from "Brother Of
[1657]BOFH", though all parties agree it could have been. Rather, it
was triggered by an unusually large draft of new tech-support people
in 1995. It was observed that there would be much duplication of
names. To ease the confusion, it was decided that all support techs
would henceforth be known as "Bob", and identity badges were created
labelled "Bob 1" and "Bob 2". ("No, we never got any further" reports
a witness).
The reason for "Bob" rather than anything else is due to a [1658]luser
calling and asking to speak to "Bob", despite the fact that no "Bob"
was currently working for Tech Support. Since we all know "the
customer is always right", it was decided that there had to be at
least one "Bob" on duty at all times, just in case.
This sillyness inexorably snowballed. Shift leaders and managers began
to refer to their groups of "bobs". Whole ranks of support machines
were set up (and still exist in the DNS as of 1999) as bob1 through
bobN. Then came alt.tech-support.recovery, and it was filled with
Demon support personnel. They all referred to themselves, and to
others, as `bob', and after a while it caught on. There is now a
[1659]Bob Code describing the Bob nature.
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Node:bodysurf code, Next:[1660]BOF, Previous:[1661]bob, Up:[1662]= B =
bodysurf code n.
A program or segment of code written quickly in the heat of
inspiration without the benefit of formal design or deep thought. Like
its namesake sport, the result is too often a wipeout that leaves the
programmer eating sand.
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Node:BOF, Next:[1663]BOFH, Previous:[1664]bodysurf code, Up:[1665]= B
=
BOF /B-O-F/ or /bof/ n.
1. [common] Abbreviation for the phrase "Birds Of a Feather" (flocking
together), an informal discussion group and/or bull session scheduled
on a conference program. It is not clear where or when this term
originated, but it is now associated with the USENIX conferences for
Unix techies and was already established there by 1984. It was used
earlier than that at DECUS conferences and is reported to have been
common at SHARE meetings as far back as the early 1960s. 2. Acronym,
`Beginning of File'.
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Node:BOFH, Next:[1666]bogo-sort, Previous:[1667]BOF, Up:[1668]= B =
BOFH // n.
[common] Acronym, Bastard Operator From Hell. A system administrator
with absolutely no tolerance for [1669]lusers. "You say you need more
filespace? Seems to me you have plenty
left..." Many BOFHs (and others who would be BOFHs if they could get
away with it) hang out in the newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery,
although there has also been created a top-level newsgroup hierarchy
(bofh.*) of their own.
Several people have written stories about BOFHs. The set usually
considered canonical is by Simon Travaglia and may be found at the
[1670]Bastard Home Page. BOFHs and BOFH wannabes hang out on
[1671]scary devil monastery and wield [1672]LARTs.
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Node:bogo-sort, Next:[1673]bogometer, Previous:[1674]BOFH, Up:[1675]=
B =
bogo-sort /boh`goh-sort'/ n.
(var. `stupid-sort') The archetypical perversely awful algorithm (as
opposed to [1676]bubble sort, which is merely the generic bad
algorithm). Bogo-sort is equivalent to repeatedly throwing a deck of
cards in the air, picking them up at random, and then testing whether
they are in order. It serves as a sort of canonical example of
awfulness. Looking at a program and seeing a dumb algorithm, one might
say "Oh, I see, this program uses bogo-sort." Esp. appropriate for
algorithms with factorial or super-exponential running time in the
average case and probabilistically infinite worst-case running time.
Compare [1677]bogus, [1678]brute force, [1679]lasherism.
A spectacular variant of bogo-sort has been proposed which has the
interesting property that, if the Many Worlds interpretation of
quantum mechanics is true, it can sort an arbitrarily large array in
constant time. (In the Many-Worlds model, the result of any quantum
action is to split the universe-before into a sheaf of
universes-after, one for each possible way the state vector can
collapse; in any one of the universes-after the result appears
random.) The steps are: 1. Permute the array randomly using a quantum
process, 2. If the array is not sorted, destroy the universe.
Implementation of step 2 is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Node:bogometer, Next:[1680]BogoMIPS, Previous:[1681]bogo-sort,
Up:[1682]= B =
bogometer /boh-gom'-*t-er/ n.
A notional instrument for measuring [1683]bogosity. Compare the
[1684]Troll-O-Meter and the `wankometer' described in the [1685]wank
entry; see also [1686]bogus.
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Node:BogoMIPS, Next:[1687]bogon, Previous:[1688]bogometer, Up:[1689]=
B =
BogoMIPS /bo'go-mips/ n.
The number of million times a second a processor can do absolutely
nothing. The [1690]Linux OS measures BogoMIPS at startup in order to
calibrate some soft timing loops that will be used later on; details
at [1691]the BogoMIPS mini-HOWTO. The name Linus chose, of course, is
an ironic comment on the uselessness of all other [1692]MIPS figures.
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Node:bogon, Next:[1693]bogon filter, Previous:[1694]BogoMIPS,
Up:[1695]= B =
bogon /boh'gon/ n.
[very common; by analogy with proton/electron/neutron, but doubtless
reinforced after 1980 by the similarity to Douglas Adams's `Vogons';
see the [1696]Bibliography in Appendix C and note that Arthur Dent
actually mispronounces `Vogons' as `Bogons' at one point] 1. The
elementary particle of bogosity (see [1697]quantum bogodynamics). For
instance, "the Ethernet is emitting bogons again" means that it is
broken or acting in an erratic or bogus fashion. 2. A query packet
sent from a TCP/IP domain resolver to a root server, having the reply
bit set instead of the query bit. 3. Any bogus or incorrectly formed
packet sent on a network. 4. By synecdoche, used to refer to any bogus
thing, as in "I'd like to go to lunch with you but I've got to go to
the weekly staff bogon". 5. A person who is bogus or who says bogus
things. This was historically the original usage, but has been
overtaken by its derivative senses 1-4. See also [1698]bogosity,
[1699]bogus; compare [1700]psyton, [1701]fat electrons, [1702]magic
smoke.
The bogon has become the type case for a whole bestiary of nonce
particle names, including the `clutron' or `cluon' (indivisible
particle of cluefulness, obviously the antiparticle of the bogon) and
the futon (elementary particle of [1703]randomness, or sometimes of
lameness). These are not so much live usages in themselves as examples
of a live meta-usage: that is, it has become a standard joke or
linguistic maneuver to "explain" otherwise mysterious circumstances by
inventing nonce particle names. And these imply nonce particle
theories, with all their dignity or lack thereof (we might note
parenthetically that this is a generalization from "(bogus particle)
theories" to "bogus (particle theories)"!). Perhaps such particles are
the modern-day equivalents of trolls and wood-nymphs as standard
starting-points around which to construct explanatory myths. Of
course, playing on an existing word (as in the `futon') yields
additional flavor. Compare [1704]magic smoke.
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Node:bogon filter, Next:[1705]bogon flux, Previous:[1706]bogon,
Up:[1707]= B =
bogon filter /boh'gon fil'tr/ n.
Any device, software or hardware, that limits or suppresses the flow
and/or emission of bogons. "Engineering hacked a bogon filter between
the Cray and the VAXen, and now we're getting fewer dropped packets."
See also [1708]bogosity, [1709]bogus.
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bogon flux /boh'gon fluhks/ n.
A measure of a supposed field of [1713]bogosity emitted by a speaker,
measured by a [1714]bogometer; as a speaker starts to wander into
increasing bogosity a listener might say "Warning, warning, bogon flux
is rising". See [1715]quantum bogodynamics.
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bogosity /boh-go's*-tee/ n.
1. [orig. CMU, now very common] The degree to which something is
[1719]bogus. Bogosity is measured with a [1720]bogometer; in a
seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise
his hand and say "My bogometer just triggered". More extremely, "You
just pinned my bogometer" means you just said or did something so
outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer
needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say "You just
redlined my bogometer"). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the
[1721]microLenat. 2. The potential field generated by a [1722]bogon
flux; see [1723]quantum bogodynamics. See also [1724]bogon flux,
[1725]bogon filter, [1726]bogus.
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bogotify /boh-go't*-fi:/ vt.
To make or become bogus. A program that has been changed so many times
as to become completely disorganized has become bogotified. If you
tighten a nut too hard and strip the threads on the bolt, the bolt has
become bogotified and you had better not use it any more. This coinage
led to the notional `autobogotiphobia' defined as `the fear of
becoming bogotified'; but is not clear that the latter has ever been
`live' jargon rather than a self-conscious joke in jargon about
jargon. See also [1730]bogosity, [1731]bogus.
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bogue out /bohg owt/ vi.
To become bogus, suddenly and unexpectedly. "His talk was relatively
sane until somebody asked him a trick question; then he bogued out and
did nothing but [1735]flame afterwards." See also [1736]bogosity,
[1737]bogus.
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bogus adj.
1. Non-functional. "Your patches are bogus." 2. Useless. "OPCON is a
bogus program." 3. False. "Your arguments are bogus." 4. Incorrect.
"That algorithm is bogus." 5. Unbelievable. "You claim to have solved
the halting problem for Turing Machines? That's totally bogus." 6.
Silly. "Stop writing those bogus sagas."
Astrology is bogus. So is a bolt that is obviously about to break. So
is someone who makes blatantly false claims to have solved a
scientific problem. (This word seems to have some, but not all, of the
connotations of [1741]random -- mostly the negative ones.)
It is claimed that `bogus' was originally used in the hackish sense at
Princeton in the late 1960s. It was spread to CMU and Yale by Michael
Shamos, a migratory Princeton alumnus. A glossary of bogus words was
compiled at Yale when the word was first popularized there about
1975-76. These coinages spread into hackerdom from CMU and MIT. Most
of them remained wordplay objects rather than actual vocabulary items
or live metaphors. Examples: `amboguous' (having multiple bogus
interpretations); `bogotissimo' (in a gloriously bogus manner);
`bogotophile' (one who is pathologically fascinated by the bogus);
`paleobogology' (the study of primeval bogosity).
Some bogowords, however, obtained sufficient live currency to be
listed elsewhere in this lexicon; see [1742]bogometer, [1743]bogon,
[1744]bogotify, and [1745]quantum bogodynamics and the related but
unlisted [1746]Dr. Fred Mbogo.
By the early 1980s `bogus' was also current in something like hacker
usage sense in West Coast teen slang, and it had gone mainstream by
1985. A correspondent from Cambridge reports, by contrast, that these
uses of `bogus' grate on British nerves; in Britain the word means,
rather specifically, `counterfeit', as in "a bogus 10-pound note".
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Bohr bug /bohr buhg/ n.
[from quantum physics] A repeatable [1750]bug; one that manifests
reliably under a possibly unknown but well-defined set of conditions.
Antonym of [1751]heisenbug; see also [1752]mandelbug,
[1753]schroedinbug.
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boink /boynk/
[Usenet: variously ascribed to the TV series "Cheers" "Moonlighting",
and "Soap"] 1. v. To have sex with; compare [1757]bounce, sense 3.
(This is mainstream slang.) In Commonwealth hackish the variant `bonk'
is more common. 2. n. After the original Peter Korn `Boinkon'
[1758]Usenet parties, used for almost any net social gathering, e.g.,
Miniboink, a small boink held by Nancy Gillett in 1988; Minniboink, a
Boinkcon in Minnesota in 1989; Humpdayboinks, Wednesday get-togethers
held in the San Francisco Bay Area. Compare [1759]@-party. 3. Var of
`bonk'; see [1760]bonk/oif.
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bomb
1. v. General synonym for [1764]crash (sense 1) except that it is not
used as a noun; esp. used of software or OS failures. "Don't run
Empire with less than 32K stack, it'll bomb." 2. n.,v. Atari ST and
Macintosh equivalents of a Unix `panic' or Amiga [1765]guru
meditation, in which icons of little black-powder bombs or mushroom
clouds are displayed, indicating that the system has died. On the Mac,
this may be accompanied by a decimal (or occasionally hexadecimal)
number indicating what went wrong, similar to the Amiga [1766]guru
meditation number. [1767]MS-DOS machines tend to get [1768]locked up
in this situation.
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bondage-and-discipline language n.
A language (such as [1772]Pascal, [1773]Ada, APL, or Prolog) that,
though ostensibly general-purpose, is designed so as to enforce an
author's theory of `right programming' even though said theory is
demonstrably inadequate for systems hacking or even vanilla
general-purpose programming. Often abbreviated `B&D'; thus, one may
speak of things "having the B&D nature". See [1774]Pascal; oppose
[1775]languages of choice.
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bonk/oif /bonk/, /oyf/ interj.
In the U.S. [1779]MUD community, it has become traditional to express
pique or censure by `bonking' the offending person. Convention holds
that one should acknowledge a bonk by saying `oif!' and there is a
myth to the effect that failing to do so upsets the cosmic bonk/oif
balance, causing much trouble in the universe. Some MUDs have
implemented special commands for bonking and oifing. Note: in parts of
the U.K. `bonk' is a sexually loaded slang term; care is advised in
transatlantic conversations (see [1780]boink). Commonwealth hackers
report a similar convention involving the `fish/bang' balance. See
also [1781]talk mode.
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book titles
There is a tradition in hackerdom of informally tagging important
textbooks and standards documents with the dominant color of their
covers or with some other conspicuous feature of the cover. Many of
these are described in this lexicon under their own entries. See
[1785]Aluminum Book, [1786]Blue Book, [1787]Camel Book,
[1788]Cinderella Book, [1789]Devil Book, [1790]Dragon Book,
[1791]Green Book, [1792]Orange Book, [1793]Purple Book, [1794]Red
Book, [1795]Silver Book, [1796]White Book, [1797]Wizard Book,
[1798]Yellow Book, and [1799]bible; see also [1800]rainbow series.
Since about 1983 this tradition has gotten a boost from the popular
O'Reilly and Associates line of technical books, which usually feature
some kind of exotic animal on the cover.
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boot v.,n.
[techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] To load and initialize the
operating system on a machine. This usage is no longer jargon (having
passed into techspeak) but has given rise to some derivatives that are
still jargon.
The derivative `reboot' implies that the machine hasn't been down for
long, or that the boot is a [1804]bounce (sense 4) intended to clear
some state of [1805]wedgitude. This is sometimes used of human thought
processes, as in the following exchange: "You've lost me." "OK,
reboot. Here's the theory...."
This term is also found in the variants `cold boot' (from power-off
condition) and `warm boot' (with the CPU and all devices already
powered up, as after a hardware reset or software crash).
Another variant: `soft boot', reinitialization of only part of a
system, under control of other software still running: "If you're
running the [1806]mess-dos emulator, control-alt-insert will cause a
soft-boot of the emulator, while leaving the rest of the system
running."
Opposed to this there is `hard boot', which connotes hostility towards
or frustration with the machine being booted: "I'll have to hard-boot
this losing Sun." "I recommend booting it hard." One often hard-boots
by performing a [1807]power cycle.
Historical note: this term derives from `bootstrap loader', a short
program that was read in from cards or paper tape, or toggled in from
the front panel switches. This program was always very short (great
efforts were expended on making it short in order to minimize the
labor and chance of error involved in toggling it in), but was just
smart enough to read in a slightly more complex program (usually from
a card or paper tape reader), to which it handed control; this program
in turn was smart enough to read the application or operating system
from a magnetic tape drive or disk drive. Thus, in successive steps,
the computer `pulled itself up by its bootstraps' to a useful
operating state. Nowadays the bootstrap is usually found in ROM or
EPROM, and reads the first stage in from a fixed location on the disk,
called the `boot block'. When this program gains control, it is
powerful enough to load the actual OS and hand control over to it.
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Borg n.
In "Star Trek: The Next Generation" the Borg is a species of cyborg
that ruthlessly seeks to incorporate all sentient life into itself;
their slogan is "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." In
hacker parlance, the Borg is usually [1811]Microsoft, which is thought
to be trying just as ruthlessly to assimilate all computers and the
entire Internet to itself (there is a widely circulated image of Bill
Gates as a Borg). Being forced to use Windows or NT is often referred
to as being "Borged". Interestingly, the [1812]Halloween Documents
reveal that this jargon is live within Microsoft itself. (Other
companies, notably Intel and UUNet, have also occasionally been
equated to the Borg.) See also [1813]Evil Empire, [1814]Internet
Exploiter.
In IETF circles, where direct pressure from Microsoft is not a daily
reality, the Borg is sometimes Cisco. This usage commemmorates their
tendency to pay any price to hire talent away from their competitors.
In fact, at the Spring 1997 IETF, a large number of ex-Cisco
employees, all former members of Routing Geeks, showed up with
t-shirts printed with "Recovering Borg".
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borken adj.
(also `borked') Common deliberate typo for `broken'.
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bot n
[common on IRC, MUD and among gamers; from `robot'] 1. An [1821]IRC or
[1822]MUD user who is actually a program. On IRC, typically the robot
provides some useful service. Examples are NickServ, which tries to
prevent random users from adopting [1823]nicks already claimed by
others, and MsgServ, which allows one to send asynchronous messages to
be delivered when the recipient signs on. Also common are `annoybots',
such as KissServ, which perform no useful function except to send cute
messages to other people. Service bots are less common on MUDs; but
some others, such as the `Julia' bot active in 1990-91, have been
remarkably impressive Turing-test experiments, able to pass as human
for as long as ten or fifteen minutes of conversation. 2. An
AI-controlled player in a computer game (especially a first-person
shooter such as Quake) which, unlike ordinary monsters, operates like
a human-controlled player, with access to a player's weapons and
abilities. An example can be found at
[1824]http://www.telefragged.com/thefatal/. 3. Term used, though less
commonly, for a web [1825]spider. The file for controlling spider
behavior on your site is officially the "Robots Exclusion File" and
its URL is "http:///robots.txt")
Note that bots in all senses were `robots' when the terms first
appeared in the early 1990s, but the shortened form is now habitual.
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bot spot n.
[MUD] The user on a MUD with the longest connect time. Derives from
the fact that [1829]bots on MUDS often stay constantly connected and
appear at the bottom of the list.
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bottom feeder n.
1. An Internet user that leeches off ISPs - the sort you can never
provide good enough services for, always complains about the price, no
matter how low it may be, and will bolt off to another service the
moment there is even the slimmest price difference. While most bottom
feeders infest free or almost free services such as AOL, MSN, and
Hotmail, too many flock to whomever happens to be the cheapest
regional ISP at the time. Bottom feeders are often the classic problem
user, known for unleashing spam, flamage, and other breaches of
[1833]netiquette. 2. Syn. for [1834]slopsucker, derived from the
fishermen's and naturalists' term for finny creatures who subsist on
the primordial ooze. (This sense is older.)
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bottom-up implementation n.
Hackish opposite of the techspeak term `top-down design'. It has been
received wisdom in most programming cultures that it is best to design
from higher levels of abstraction down to lower, specifying sequences
of action in increasing detail until you get to actual code. Hackers
often find (especially in exploratory designs that cannot be closely
specified in advance) that it works best to build things in the
opposite order, by writing and testing a clean set of primitive
operations and then knitting them together. Naively applied, this
leads to hacked-together bottom-up implementations; a more
sophisticated response is `middle-out implementation', in which
scratch code within primitives at the mid-level of the system is
gradually replaced with a more polished version of the lowest level at
the same time the structure above the midlevel is being built.
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bounce v.
1. [common; perhaps by analogy to a bouncing check] An electronic mail
message that is undeliverable and returns an error notification to the
sender is said to `bounce'. See also [1841]bounce message. 2.
[Stanford] To play volleyball. The now-demolished [1842]D. C. Power
Lab building used by the Stanford AI Lab in the 1970s had a volleyball
court on the front lawn. From 5 P.M. to 7 P.M. was the scheduled
maintenance time for the computer, so every afternoon at 5 would come
over the intercom the cry: "Now hear this: bounce, bounce!", followed
by Brian McCune loudly bouncing a volleyball on the floor outside the
offices of known volleyballers. 3. To engage in sexual intercourse;
prob. from the expression `bouncing the mattress', but influenced by
Roo's psychosexually loaded "Try bouncing me, Tigger!" from the
"Winnie-the-Pooh" books. Compare [1843]boink. 4. To casually reboot a
system in order to clear up a transient problem. Reported primarily
among [1844]VMS and [1845]Unix users. 5. [VM/CMS programmers]
Automatic warm-start of a machine after an error. "I logged on this
morning and found it had bounced 7 times during the night" 6. [IBM] To
[1846]power cycle a peripheral in order to reset it.
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bounce message n.
[common] Notification message returned to sender by a site unable to
relay [1850]email to the intended [1851]Internet address recipient or
the next link in a [1852]bang path (see [1853]bounce, sense 1).
Reasons might include a nonexistent or misspelled username or a
[1854]down relay site. Bounce messages can themselves fail, with
occasionally ugly results; see [1855]sorcerer's apprentice mode and
[1856]software laser. The terms `bounce mail' and `barfmail' are also
common.
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boustrophedon n.
[from a Greek word for turning like an ox while plowing] An ancient
method of writing using alternate left-to-right and right-to-left
lines. This term is actually philologists' techspeak and typesetters'
jargon. Erudite hackers use it for an optimization performed by some
computer typesetting software and moving-head printers. The adverbial
form `boustrophedonically' is also found (hackers purely love
constructions like this).
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box n.
1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some
functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus,
`Unix box', `MS-DOS box', etc.) "We preprocess the data on Unix boxes
before handing it up to the mainframe." 2. [IBM] Without qualification
but within an SNA-using site, this refers specifically to an IBM
front-end processor or FEP /F-E-P/. An FEP is a small computer
necessary to enable an IBM [1863]mainframe to communicate beyond the
limits of the [1864]dinosaur pen. Typically used in expressions like
the cry that goes up when an SNA network goes down: "Looks like the
[1865]box has fallen over." (See [1866]fall over.) See also [1867]IBM,
[1868]fear and loathing, [1869]Blue Glue.
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boxed comments n.
Comments (explanatory notes attached to program instructions) that
occupy several lines by themselves; so called because in assembler and
C code they are often surrounded by a box in a style something like
this:
/*************************************************
*
* This is a boxed comment in C style
*
*************************************************/
Common variants of this style omit the asterisks in column 2 or add a
matching row of asterisks closing the right side of the box. The
sparest variant omits all but the comment delimiters themselves; the
`box' is implied. Oppose [1873]winged comments.
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boxen /bok'sn/ pl.n.
[very common; by analogy with [1877]VAXen] Fanciful plural of
[1878]box often encountered in the phrase `Unix boxen', used to
describe commodity [1879]Unix hardware. The connotation is that any
two Unix boxen are interchangeable.
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boxology /bok-sol'*-jee/ n.
Syn. [1883]ASCII art. This term implies a more restricted domain, that
of box-and-arrow drawings. "His report has a lot of boxology in it."
Compare [1884]macrology.
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bozotic /boh-zoh'tik/ or /boh-zo'tik/ adj.
[from the name of a TV clown even more losing than Ronald McDonald]
Resembling or having the quality of a bozo; that is, clownish,
ludicrously wrong, unintentionally humorous. Compare [1888]wonky,
[1889]demented. Note that the noun `bozo' occurs in slang, but the
mainstream adjectival form would be `bozo-like' or (in New England)
`bozoish'.
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BQS /B-Q-S/ adj.
Syn. [1893]Berkeley Quality Software.
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brain dump n.
[common] The act of telling someone everything one knows about a
particular topic or project. Typically used when someone is going to
let a new party maintain a piece of code. Conceptually analogous to an
operating system [1897]core dump in that it saves a lot of useful
[1898]state before an exit. "You'll have to give me a brain dump on
FOOBAR before you start your new job at HackerCorp." See [1899]core
dump (sense 4). At Sun, this is also known as `TOI' (transfer of
information).
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brain fart n.
The actual result of a [1903]braino, as opposed to the mental glitch
that is the braino itself. E.g., typing dir on a Unix box after a
session with DOS.
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brain-damaged adj.
1. [common; generalization of `Honeywell Brain Damage' (HBD), a
theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in
Honeywell [1907]Multics] adj. Obviously wrong; [1908]cretinous;
[1909]demented. There is an implication that the person responsible
must have suffered brain damage, because he should have known better.
Calling something brain-damaged is really bad; it also implies it is
unusable, and that its failure to work is due to poor design rather
than some accident. "Only six monocase characters per file name? Now
that's brain-damaged!" 2. [esp. in the Mac world] May refer to free
demonstration software that has been deliberately crippled in some way
so as not to compete with the product it is intended to sell. Syn.
[1910]crippleware.
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brain-dead adj.
[common] Brain-damaged in the extreme. It tends to imply terminal
design failure rather than malfunction or simple stupidity. "This comm
program doesn't know how to send a break -- how brain-dead!"
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braino /bray'no/ n.
Syn. for [1917]thinko. See also [1918]brain fart.
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branch to Fishkill n.
[IBM: from the location of one of the corporation's facilities] Any
unexpected jump in a program that produces catastrophic or just plain
weird results. See [1922]jump off into never-never land,
[1923]hyperspace.
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bread crumbs n.
1. Debugging statements inserted into a program that emit output or
log indicators of the program's [1927]state to a file so you can see
where it dies or pin down the cause of surprising behavior. The term
is probably a reference to the Hansel and Gretel story from the
Brothers Grimm or the older French folktale of Thumbelina; in several
variants of these, a character leaves a trail of bread crumbs so as
not to get lost in the woods. 2. In user-interface design, any feature
that allows some tracking of where you've been, like coloring visited
links purple rather than blue in Netscape (also called `footrinting').
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break
1. vt. To cause to be [1931]broken (in any sense). "Your latest patch
to the editor broke the paragraph commands." 2. v. (of a program) To
stop temporarily, so that it may debugged. The place where it stops is
a `breakpoint'. 3. [techspeak] vi. To send an RS-232 break (two
character widths of line high) over a serial comm line. 4. [Unix] vi.
To strike whatever key currently causes the tty driver to send SIGINT
to the current process. Normally, break (sense 3), delete or
[1932]control-C does this. 5. `break break' may be said to interrupt a
conversation (this is an example of verb doubling). This usage comes
from radio communications, which in turn probably came from landline
telegraph/teleprinter usage, as badly abused in the Citizen's Band
craze a few years ago.
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break-even point n.
In the process of implementing a new computer language, the point at
which the language is sufficiently effective that one can implement
the language in itself. That is, for a new language called,
hypothetically, FOOGOL, one has reached break-even when one can write
a demonstration compiler for FOOGOL in FOOGOL, discard the original
implementation language, and thereafter use working versions of FOOGOL
to develop newer ones. This is an important milestone; see [1936]MFTL.
Since this entry was first written, several correspondents have
reported that there actually was a compiler for a tiny Algol-like
language called Foogol floating around on various [1937]VAXen in the
early and mid-1980s. A FOOGOL implementation is available at the
Retrocomputing Museum [1938]http://www.ccil.org/retro.
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breath-of-life packet n.
[XEROX PARC] An Ethernet packet that contains bootstrap (see
[1942]boot) code, periodically sent out from a working computer to
infuse the `breath of life' into any computer on the network that has
happened to crash. Machines depending on such packets have sufficient
hardware or firmware code to wait for (or request) such a packet
during the reboot process. See also [1943]dickless workstation.
The notional `kiss-of-death packet', with a function complementary to
that of a breath-of-life packet, is recommended for dealing with hosts
that consume too many network resources. Though `kiss-of-death packet'
is usually used in jest, there is at least one documented instance of
an Internet subnet with limited address-table slots in a gateway
machine in which such packets were routinely used to compete for
slots, rather like Christmas shoppers competing for scarce parking
spaces.
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Node:breedle, Next:[1944]Breidbart Index,
Previous:[1945]breath-of-life packet, Up:[1946]= B =
breedle n.
See [1947]feep.
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Node:Breidbart Index, Next:[1948]bring X to its knees,
Previous:[1949]breedle, Up:[1950]= B =
Breidbart Index /bri:d'bart ind*ks/
A measurement of the severity of spam invented by long-time hacker
Seth Breidbart, used for programming cancelbots. The Breidbart Index
takes into account the fact that excessive multi-posting [1951]EMP is
worse than excessive cross-posting [1952]ECP. The Breidbart Index is
computed as follows: For each article in a spam, take the square-root
of the number of newsgroups to which the article is posted. The
Breidbart Index is the sum of the square roots of all of the posts in
the spam. For example, one article posted to nine newsgroups and again
to sixteen would have BI = sqrt(9) + sqrt(16) = 7. It is generally
agreed that a spam is cancelable if the Breidbart Index exceeds 20.
The Breidbart Index accumulates over a 45-day window. Ten articles
yesterday and ten articles today and ten articles tomorrow add up to a
30-article spam. Spam fighters will often reset the count if you can
convince them that the spam was accidental and/or you have seen the
error of your ways and won't repeat it. Breidbart Index can accumulate
over multiple authors. For example, the "Make Money Fast" pyramid
scheme exceeded a BI of 20 a long time ago, and is now considered
"cancel on sight".
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Node:bring X to its knees, Next:[1953]brittle,
Previous:[1954]Breidbart Index, Up:[1955]= B =
bring X to its knees v.
[common] To present a machine, operating system, piece of software, or
algorithm with a load so extreme or [1956]pathological that it grinds
to a halt. "To bring a MicroVAX to its knees, try twenty users running
[1957]vi -- or four running [1958]EMACS." Compare [1959]hog.
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Node:brittle, Next:[1960]broadcast storm, Previous:[1961]bring X to
its knees, Up:[1962]= B =
brittle adj.
Said of software that is functional but easily broken by changes in
operating environment or configuration, or by any minor tweak to the
software itself. Also, any system that responds inappropriately and
disastrously to abnormal but expected external stimuli; e.g., a file
system that is usually totally scrambled by a power failure is said to
be brittle. This term is often used to describe the results of a
research effort that were never intended to be robust, but it can be
applied to commercial software, which (due to closed-source
development) displays the quality far more often than it ought to.
Oppose [1963]robust.
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Node:broadcast storm, Next:[1964]brochureware, Previous:[1965]brittle,
Up:[1966]= B =
broadcast storm n.
[common] An incorrect packet broadcast on a network that causes most
hosts to respond all at once, typically with wrong answers that start
the process over again. See [1967]network meltdown; compare [1968]mail
storm.
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Node:brochureware, Next:[1969]broken, Previous:[1970]broadcast storm,
Up:[1971]= B =
brochureware n.
Planned but non-existent product like [1972]vaporware, but with the
added implication that marketing is actively selling and promoting it
(they've printed brochures). Brochureware is often deployed as a
strategic weapon; the idea is to con customers into not committing to
an existing product of the competition's. It is a safe bet that when a
brochureware product finally becomes real, it will be more expensive
than and inferior to the alternatives that had been available for
years.
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Node:broken, Next:[1973]broken arrow, Previous:[1974]brochureware,
Up:[1975]= B =
broken adj.
1. Not working properly (of programs). 2. Behaving strangely;
especially (when used of people) exhibiting extreme depression.
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Node:broken arrow, Next:[1976]BrokenWindows, Previous:[1977]broken,
Up:[1978]= B =
broken arrow n.
[IBM] The error code displayed on line 25 of a 3270 terminal (or a PC
emulating a 3270) for various kinds of protocol violations and
"unexpected" error conditions (including connection to a [1979]down
computer). On a PC, simulated with `->/_', with the two center
characters overstruck.
Note: to appreciate this term fully, it helps to know that `broken
arrow' is also military jargon for an accident involving nuclear
weapons....
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Node:BrokenWindows, Next:[1980]broket, Previous:[1981]broken arrow,
Up:[1982]= B =
BrokenWindows n.
Abusive hackerism for the [1983]crufty and [1984]elephantine [1985]X
environment on Sun machines; properly called `OpenWindows'.
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Node:broket, Next:[1986]Brooks's Law, Previous:[1987]BrokenWindows,
Up:[1988]= B =
broket /broh'k*t/ or /broh'ket`/ n.
[rare; by analogy with `bracket': a `broken bracket'] Either of the
characters < and >, when used as paired enclosing delimiters. This
word originated as a contraction of the phrase `broken bracket', that
is, a bracket that is bent in the middle. (At MIT, and apparently in
the [1989]Real World as well, these are usually called [1990]angle
brackets.)
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Node:Brooks's Law, Next:[1991]brown-paper-bag bug,
Previous:[1992]broket, Up:[1993]= B =
Brooks's Law prov.
"Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later" -- a
result of the fact that the expected advantage from splitting
development work among N programmers is O(N) (that is, proportional to
N), but the complexity and communications cost associated with
coordinating and then merging their work is O(N^2) (that is,
proportional to the square of N). The quote is from Fred Brooks, a
manager of IBM's OS/360 project and author of "The Mythical Man-Month"
(Addison-Wesley, 1975, ISBN 0-201-00650-2), an excellent early book on
software engineering. The myth in question has been most tersely
expressed as "Programmer time is fungible" and Brooks established
conclusively that it is not. Hackers have never forgotten his advice
(though it's not the whole story; see [1994]bazaar); too often,
[1995]management still does. See also [1996]creationism,
[1997]second-system effect, [1998]optimism.
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Node:brown-paper-bag bug, Next:[1999]browser, Previous:[2000]Brooks's
Law, Up:[2001]= B =
brown-paper-bag bug n.
A bug in a public software release that is so embarrassing that the
author notionally wears a brown paper bag over his head for a while so
he won't be recognized on the net. Entered popular usage after the
early-1999 release of the first Linux 2.2, which had one. The phrase
was used in Linus Torvalds's apology posting.
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Node:browser, Next:[2002]BRS, Previous:[2003]brown-paper-bag bug,
Up:[2004]= B =
browser n.
A program specifically designed to help users view and navigate
hypertext, on-line documentation, or a database. While this general
sense has been present in jargon for a long time, the proliferation of
browsers for the World Wide Web after 1992 has made it much more
popular and provided a central or default techspeak meaning of the
word previously lacking in hacker usage. Nowadays, if someone mentions
using a `browser' without qualification, one may assume it is a Web
browser.
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Node:BRS, Next:[2005]brute force, Previous:[2006]browser, Up:[2007]= B
=
BRS /B-R-S/ n.
Syn. [2008]Big Red Switch. This abbreviation is fairly common on-line.
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Node:brute force, Next:[2009]brute force and ignorance,
Previous:[2010]BRS, Up:[2011]= B =
brute force adj.
Describes a primitive programming style, one in which the programmer
relies on the computer's processing power instead of using his or her
own intelligence to simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of
scale and applying naive methods suited to small problems directly to
large ones. The term can also be used in reference to programming
style: brute-force programs are written in a heavyhanded, tedious way,
full of repetition and devoid of any elegance or useful abstraction
(see also [2012]brute force and ignorance).
The [2013]canonical example of a brute-force algorithm is associated
with the `traveling salesman problem' (TSP), a classical [2014]NP-hard
problem: Suppose a person is in, say, Boston, and wishes to drive to N
other cities. In what order should the cities be visited in order to
minimize the distance travelled? The brute-force method is to simply
generate all possible routes and compare the distances; while
guaranteed to work and simple to implement, this algorithm is clearly
very stupid in that it considers even obviously absurd routes (like
going from Boston to Houston via San Francisco and New York, in that
order). For very small N it works well, but it rapidly becomes
absurdly inefficient when N increases (for N = 15, there are already
1,307,674,368,000 possible routes to consider, and for N = 1000 --
well, see [2015]bignum). Sometimes, unfortunately, there is no better
general solution than brute force. See also [2016]NP-.
A more simple-minded example of brute-force programming is finding the
smallest number in a large list by first using an existing program to
sort the list in ascending order, and then picking the first number
off the front.
Whether brute-force programming should actually be considered stupid
or not depends on the context; if the problem is not terribly big, the
extra CPU time spent on a brute-force solution may cost less than the
programmer time it would take to develop a more `intelligent'
algorithm. Additionally, a more intelligent algorithm may imply more
long-term complexity cost and bug-chasing than are justified by the
speed improvement.
Ken Thompson, co-inventor of Unix, is reported to have uttered the
epigram "When in doubt, use brute force". He probably intended this as
a [2017]ha ha only serious, but the original Unix kernel's preference
for simple, robust, and portable algorithms over [2018]brittle `smart'
ones does seem to have been a significant factor in the success of
that OS. Like so many other tradeoffs in software design, the choice
between brute force and complex, finely-tuned cleverness is often a
difficult one that requires both engineering savvy and delicate
esthetic judgment.
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Node:brute force and ignorance, Next:[2019]BSD, Previous:[2020]brute
force, Up:[2021]= B =
brute force and ignorance n.
A popular design technique at many software houses -- [2022]brute
force coding unrelieved by any knowledge of how problems have been
previously solved in elegant ways. Dogmatic adherence to design
methodologies tends to encourage this sort of thing. Characteristic of
early [2023]larval stage programming; unfortunately, many never
outgrow it. Often abbreviated BFI: "Gak, they used a [2024]bubble
sort! That's strictly from BFI." Compare [2025]bogosity.
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Node:BSD, Next:[2026]BSOD, Previous:[2027]brute force and ignorance,
Up:[2028]= B =
BSD /B-S-D/ n.
[abbreviation for `Berkeley Software Distribution'] a family of
[2029]Unix versions for the [2030]DEC [2031]VAX and PDP-11 developed
by Bill Joy and others at [2032]Berzerkeley starting around 1977,
incorporating paged virtual memory, TCP/IP networking enhancements,
and many other features. The BSD versions (4.1, 4.2, and 4.3) and the
commercial versions derived from them (SunOS, ULTRIX, and Mt. Xinu)
held the technical lead in the Unix world until AT&T's successful
standardization efforts after about 1986; descendants including
Free/Open/NetBSD, BSD/OS and MacOS X are still widely popular. Note
that BSD versions going back to 2.9 are often referred to by their
version numbers alone, without the BSD prefix. See [2033]4.2,
[2034]Unix, [2035]USG Unix.
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Node:BSOD, Next:[2036]BUAF, Previous:[2037]BSD, Up:[2038]= B =
BSOD /B-S-O-D/
Very commmon abbreviation for [2039]Blue Screen of Death. Both spoken
and written.
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Node:BUAF, Next:[2040]BUAG, Previous:[2041]BSOD, Up:[2042]= B =
BUAF // n.
[abbreviation, from alt.fan.warlord] Big Ugly ASCII Font -- a special
form of [2043]ASCII art. Various programs exist for rendering text
strings into block, bloob, and pseudo-script fonts in cells between
four and six character cells on a side; this is smaller than the
letters generated by older [2044]banner (sense 2) programs. These are
sometimes used to render one's name in a [2045]sig block, and are
critically referred to as `BUAF's. See [2046]warlording.
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Node:BUAG, Next:[2047]bubble sort, Previous:[2048]BUAF, Up:[2049]= B =
BUAG // n.
[abbreviation, from alt.fan.warlord] Big Ugly ASCII Graphic.
Pejorative term for ugly [2050]ASCII art, especially as found in
[2051]sig blocks. For some reason, mutations of the head of Bart
Simpson are particularly common in the least imaginative [2052]sig
blocks. See [2053]warlording.
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Node:bubble sort, Next:[2054]bucky bits, Previous:[2055]BUAG,
Up:[2056]= B =
bubble sort n.
Techspeak for a particular sorting technique in which pairs of
adjacent values in the list to be sorted are compared and interchanged
if they are out of order; thus, list entries `bubble upward' in the
list until they bump into one with a lower sort value. Because it is
not very good relative to other methods and is the one typically
stumbled on by [2057]naive and untutored programmers, hackers consider
it the [2058]canonical example of a naive algorithm. (However, it's
been shown by repeated experiment that below about 5000 records
bubble-sort is OK anyway.) The canonical example of a really bad
algorithm is [2059]bogo-sort. A bubble sort might be used out of
ignorance, but any use of bogo-sort could issue only from brain damage
or willful perversity.
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Node:bucky bits, Next:[2060]buffer chuck, Previous:[2061]bubble sort,
Up:[2062]= B =
bucky bits /buh'kee bits/ n.
1. obs. The bits produced by the CONTROL and META shift keys on a SAIL
keyboard (octal 200 and 400 respectively), resulting in a 9-bit
keyboard character set. The MIT AI TV (Knight) keyboards extended this
with TOP and separate left and right CONTROL and META keys, resulting
in a 12-bit character set; later, LISP Machines added such keys as
SUPER, HYPER, and GREEK (see [2063]space-cadet keyboard). 2. By
extension, bits associated with `extra' shift keys on any keyboard,
e.g., the ALT on an IBM PC or command and option keys on a Macintosh.
It has long been rumored that `bucky bits' were named for Buckminster
Fuller during a period when he was consulting at Stanford. Actually,
bucky bits were invented by Niklaus Wirth when he was at Stanford in
1964-65; he first suggested the idea of an EDIT key to set the 8th bit
of an otherwise 7-bit ASCII character). It seems that, unknown to
Wirth, certain Stanford hackers had privately nicknamed him `Bucky'
after a prominent portion of his dental anatomy, and this nickname
transferred to the bit. Bucky-bit commands were used in a number of
editors written at Stanford, including most notably TV-EDIT and NLS.
The term spread to MIT and CMU early and is now in general use.
Ironically, Wirth himself remained unaware of its derivation for
nearly 30 years, until GLS dug up this history in early 1993! See
[2064]double bucky, [2065]quadruple bucky.
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Node:buffer chuck, Next:[2066]buffer overflow, Previous:[2067]bucky
bits, Up:[2068]= B =
buffer chuck n.
Shorter and ruder syn. for [2069]buffer overflow.
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Node:buffer overflow, Next:[2070]bug, Previous:[2071]buffer chuck,
Up:[2072]= B =
buffer overflow n.
What happens when you try to stuff more data into a buffer (holding
area) than it can handle. This problem is commonly exploited by
[2073]crackers to get arbitrary commands executed by a program running
with root permissions. This may be due to a mismatch in the processing
rates of the producing and consuming processes (see [2074]overrun and
[2075]firehose syndrome), or because the buffer is simply too small to
hold all the data that must accumulate before a piece of it can be
processed. For example, in a text-processing tool that [2076]crunches
a line at a time, a short line buffer can result in [2077]lossage as
input from a long line overflows the buffer and trashes data beyond
it. Good defensive programming would check for overflow on each
character and stop accepting data when the buffer is full up. The term
is used of and by humans in a metaphorical sense. "What time did I
agree to meet you? My buffer must have overflowed." Or "If I answer
that phone my buffer is going to overflow." See also [2078]spam,
[2079]overrun screw.
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Node:bug, Next:[2080]bug-compatible, Previous:[2081]buffer overflow,
Up:[2082]= B =
bug n.
An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware,
esp. one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of [2083]feature.
Examples: "There's a bug in the editor: it writes things out
backwards." "The system crashed because of a hardware bug." "Fred is a
winner, but he has a few bugs" (i.e., Fred is a good guy, but he has a
few personality problems).
Historical note: Admiral Grace Hopper (an early computing pioneer
better known for inventing [2084]COBOL) liked to tell a story in which
a technician solved a [2085]glitch in the Harvard Mark II machine by
pulling an actual insect out from between the contacts of one of its
relays, and she subsequently promulgated [2086]bug in its hackish
sense as a joke about the incident (though, as she was careful to
admit, she was not there when it happened). For many years the logbook
associated with the incident and the actual bug in question (a moth)
sat in a display case at the Naval Surface Warfare Center (NSWC). The
entire story, with a picture of the logbook and the moth taped into
it, is recorded in the "Annals of the History of Computing", Vol. 3,
No. 3 (July 1981), pp. 285-286.
The text of the log entry (from September 9, 1947), reads "1545 Relay
#70 Panel F (moth) in relay. First actual case of bug being found".
This wording establishes that the term was already in use at the time
in its current specific sense -- and Hopper herself reports that the
term `bug' was regularly applied to problems in radar electronics
during WWII.
Indeed, the use of `bug' to mean an industrial defect was already
established in Thomas Edison's time, and a more specific and rather
modern use can be found in an electrical handbook from 1896 ("Hawkin's
New Catechism of Electricity", Theo. Audel & Co.) which says: "The
term `bug' is used to a limited extent to designate any fault or
trouble in the connections or working of electric apparatus." It
further notes that the term is "said to have originated in quadruplex
telegraphy and have been transferred to all electric apparatus."
The latter observation may explain a common folk etymology of the
term; that it came from telephone company usage, in which "bugs in a
telephone cable" were blamed for noisy lines. Though this derivation
seems to be mistaken, it may well be a distorted memory of a joke
first current among telegraph operators more than a century ago!
Or perhaps not a joke. Historians of the field inform us that the term
"bug" was regularly used in the early days of telegraphy to refer to a
variety of semi-automatic telegraphy keyers that would send a string
of dots if you held them down. In fact, the Vibroplex keyers (which
were among the most common of this type) even had a graphic of a
beetle on them (and still do)! While the ability to send repeated dots
automatically was very useful for professional morse code operators,
these were also significantly trickier to use than the older manual
keyers, and it could take some practice to ensure one didn't introduce
extraneous dots into the code by holding the key down a fraction too
long. In the hands of an inexperienced operator, a Vibroplex "bug" on
the line could mean that a lot of garbled Morse would soon be coming
your way.
Further, the term "bug" has long been used among radio technicians to
describe a device that converts electromagnetic field variations into
acoustic signals. It is used to trace radio interference and look for
dangerous radio emissions. Radio community usage derives from the
roach-like shape of the first versions used by 19th century
physicists. The first versions consisted of a coil of wire (roach
body), with the two wire ends sticking out and bent back to nearly
touch forming a spark gap (roach antennae). The bug is to the radio
technician what the stethoscope is to the stereotype medical doctor.
This sense is almost certainly ancestral to modern use of "bug" for a
covert monitoring device, but may also have contributed to the use of
"bug" for the effects of radio interference itself.
Actually, use of `bug' in the general sense of a disruptive event goes
back to Shakespeare! (Henry VI, part III - Act V, Scene II: King
Edward: "So, lie thou there. Die thou; and die our fear; For Warwick
was a bug that fear'd us all.") In the first edition of Samuel
Johnson's dictionary one meaning of `bug' is "A frightful object; a
walking spectre"; this is traced to `bugbear', a Welsh term for a
variety of mythological monster which (to complete the circle) has
recently been reintroduced into the popular lexicon through fantasy
role-playing games.
In any case, in jargon the word almost never refers to insects. Here
is a plausible conversation that never actually happened:
"There is a bug in this ant farm!"
"What do you mean? I don't see any ants in it."
"That's the bug."
A careful discussion of the etymological issues can be found in a
paper by Fred R. Shapiro, 1987, "Entomology of the Computer Bug:
History and Folklore", American Speech 62(4):376-378.
[There has been a widespread myth that the original bug was moved to
the Smithsonian, and an earlier version of this entry so asserted. A
correspondent who thought to check discovered that the bug was not
there. While investigating this in late 1990, your editor discovered
that the NSWC still had the bug, but had unsuccessfully tried to get
the Smithsonian to accept it -- and that the present curator of their
History of American Technology Museum didn't know this and agreed that
it would make a worthwhile exhibit. It was moved to the Smithsonian in
mid-1991, but due to space and money constraints was not actually
exhibited years afterwards. Thus, the process of investigating the
original-computer-bug bug fixed it in an entirely unexpected way, by
making the myth true! --ESR]
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Node:bug-compatible, Next:[2087]bug-for-bug compatible,
Previous:[2088]bug, Up:[2089]= B =
bug-compatible adj.
[common] Said of a design or revision that has been badly compromised
by a requirement to be compatible with [2090]fossils or
[2091]misfeatures in other programs or (esp.) previous releases of
itself. "MS-DOS 2.0 used \ as a path separator to be bug-compatible
with some cretin's choice of / as an option character in 1.0."
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Node:bug-for-bug compatible, Next:[2092]bug-of-the-month club,
Previous:[2093]bug-compatible, Up:[2094]= B =
bug-for-bug compatible n.
Same as [2095]bug-compatible, with the additional implication that
much tedious effort went into ensuring that each (known) bug was
replicated.
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Node:bug-of-the-month club, Next:[2096]buglix,
Previous:[2097]bug-for-bug compatible, Up:[2098]= B =
bug-of-the-month club n.
[from "book-of-the-month club", a time-honored mail-order-marketing
technique in the U.S.] A mythical club which users of `sendmail(8)'
(the UNIX mail daemon) belong to; this was coined on the Usenet
newsgroup comp.security.unix at a time when sendmail security holes,
which allowed outside [2099]crackers access to the system, were being
uncovered at an alarming rate, forcing sysadmins to update very often.
Also, more completely, `fatal security bug-of-the-month club'. See
also [2100]kernel-of-the-week club.
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Node:buglix, Next:[2101]bulletproof, Previous:[2102]bug-of-the-month
club, Up:[2103]= B =
buglix /buhg'liks/ n.
[uncommon] Pejorative term referring to [2104]DEC's ULTRIX operating
system in its earlier severely buggy versions. Still used to describe
ULTRIX, but without nearly so much venom. Compare [2105]AIDX,
[2106]HP-SUX, [2107]Nominal Semidestructor, [2108]Telerat,
[2109]sun-stools.
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Node:bulletproof, Next:[2110]bullschildt, Previous:[2111]buglix,
Up:[2112]= B =
bulletproof adj.
Used of an algorithm or implementation considered extremely
[2113]robust; lossage-resistant; capable of correctly recovering from
any imaginable exception condition -- a rare and valued quality.
Implies that the programmer has thought of all possible errors, and
added [2114]code to protect against each one. Thus, in some cases,
this can imply code that is too heavyweight, due to excessive paranoia
on the part of the programmer. Syn. [2115]armor-plated.
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Node:bullschildt, Next:[2116]bum, Previous:[2117]bulletproof,
Up:[2118]= B =
bullschildt /bul'shilt/ n.
[comp.lang.c on USENET] A confident, but incorrect, statement about a
programming language. This immortalizes a very bad book about [2119]C,
Herbert Schildt's "C - The Complete Reference". One reviewer commented
"The naive errors in this book would be embarassing even in a
programming assignment turned in by a computer science college
sophomore."
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Node:bum, Next:[2120]bump, Previous:[2121]bullschildt, Up:[2122]= B =
bum
1. vt. To make highly efficient, either in time or space, often at the
expense of clarity. "I managed to bum three more instructions out of
that code." "I spent half the night bumming the interrupt code." In
1996, this term and the practice it describes are semi-obsolete. In
[2123]elder days, John McCarthy (inventor of [2124]LISP) used to
compare some efficiency-obsessed hackers among his students to "ski
bums"; thus, optimization became "program bumming", and eventually
just "bumming". 2. To squeeze out excess; to remove something in order
to improve whatever it was removed from (without changing function;
this distinguishes the process from a [2125]featurectomy). 3. n. A
small change to an algorithm, program, or hardware device to make it
more efficient. "This hardware bum makes the jump instruction faster."
Usage: now uncommon, largely superseded by v. [2126]tune (and n.
[2127]tweak, [2128]hack), though none of these exactly capture sense
2. All these uses are rare in Commonwealth hackish, because in the
parent dialects of English the noun `bum' is a rude synonym for
`buttocks' and the verb `bum' for buggery.
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Node:bump, Next:[2129]burble, Previous:[2130]bum, Up:[2131]= B =
bump vt.
Synonym for increment. Has the same meaning as C's ++ operator. Used
esp. of counter variables, pointers, and index dummies in for, while,
and do-while loops.
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Node:burble, Next:[2132]buried treasure, Previous:[2133]bump,
Up:[2134]= B =
burble v.
[from Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky"] Like [2135]flame, but connotes
that the source is truly clueless and ineffectual (mere flamers can be
competent). A term of deep contempt. "There's some guy on the phone
burbling about how he got a DISK FULL error and it's all our comm
software's fault." This is mainstream slang in some parts of England.
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Node:buried treasure, Next:[2136]burn-in period,
Previous:[2137]burble, Up:[2138]= B =
buried treasure n.
A surprising piece of code found in some program. While usually not
wrong, it tends to vary from [2139]crufty to [2140]bletcherous, and
has lain undiscovered only because it was functionally correct,
however horrible it is. Used sarcastically, because what is found is
anything but treasure. Buried treasure almost always needs to be dug
up and removed. "I just found that the scheduler sorts its queue using
[2141]bubble sort! Buried treasure!"
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Node:burn-in period, Next:[2142]burst page, Previous:[2143]buried
treasure, Up:[2144]= B =
burn-in period n.
1. A factory test designed to catch systems with [2145]marginal
components before they get out the door; the theory is that burn-in
will protect customers by outwaiting the steepest part of the
[2146]bathtub curve (see [2147]infant mortality). 2. A period of
indeterminate length in which a person using a computer is so
intensely involved in his project that he forgets basic needs such as
food, drink, sleep, etc. Warning: Excessive burn-in can lead to
burn-out. See [2148]hack mode, [2149]larval stage.
Historical note: the origin of "burn-in" (sense 1) is apparently the
practice of setting a new-model airplane's brakes on fire, then
extinguishing the fire, in order to make them hold better. This was
done on the first version of the U.S. spy-plane, the U-2.
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Node:burst page, Next:[2150]busy-wait, Previous:[2151]burn-in period,
Up:[2152]= B =
burst page n.
Syn. [2153]banner, sense 1.
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Node:busy-wait, Next:[2154]buzz, Previous:[2155]burst page, Up:[2156]=
B =
busy-wait vi.
Used of human behavior, conveys that the subject is busy waiting for
someone or something, intends to move instantly as soon as it shows
up, and thus cannot do anything else at the moment. "Can't talk now,
I'm busy-waiting till Bill gets off the phone."
Technically, `busy-wait' means to wait on an event by [2157]spinning
through a tight or timed-delay loop that polls for the event on each
pass, as opposed to setting up an interrupt handler and continuing
execution on another part of the task. In applications this is a
wasteful technique, and best avoided on time-sharing systems where a
busy-waiting program may [2158]hog the processor. However, it is often
unavoidable in kernel programming. In the Linux world, kernel
busy-waits are usually referred to as `spinlocks'.
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Node:buzz, Next:[2159]BWQ, Previous:[2160]busy-wait, Up:[2161]= B =
buzz vi.
1. Of a program, to run with no indication of progress and perhaps
without guarantee of ever finishing; esp. said of programs thought to
be executing tight loops of code. A program that is buzzing appears to
be [2162]catatonic, but never gets out of catatonia, while a buzzing
loop may eventually end of its own accord. "The program buzzes for
about 10 seconds trying to sort all the names into order." See
[2163]spin; see also [2164]grovel. 2. [ETA Systems] To test a wire or
printed circuit trace for continuity, esp. by applying an AC rather
than DC signal. Some wire faults will pass DC tests but fail an AC
buzz test. 3. To process an array or list in sequence, doing the same
thing to each element. "This loop buzzes through the tz array looking
for a terminator type."
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Node:BWQ, Next:[2165]by hand, Previous:[2166]buzz, Up:[2167]= B =
BWQ /B-W-Q/ n.
[IBM: abbreviation, `Buzz Word Quotient'] The percentage of buzzwords
in a speech or documents. Usually roughly proportional to
[2168]bogosity. See [2169]TLA.
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Node:by hand, Next:[2170]byte, Previous:[2171]BWQ, Up:[2172]= B =
by hand adv.
[common] 1. Said of an operation (especially a repetitive, trivial,
and/or tedious one) that ought to be performed automatically by the
computer, but which a hacker instead has to step tediously through.
"My mailer doesn't have a command to include the text of the message
I'm replying to, so I have to do it by hand." This does not
necessarily mean the speaker has to retype a copy of the message; it
might refer to, say, dropping into a subshell from the mailer, making
a copy of one's mailbox file, reading that into an editor, locating
the top and bottom of the message in question, deleting the rest of
the file, inserting `>' characters on each line, writing the file,
leaving the editor, returning to the mailer, reading the file in, and
later remembering to delete the file. Compare [2173]eyeball search. 2.
By extension, writing code which does something in an explicit or
low-level way for which a presupplied library routine ought to have
been available. "This cretinous B-tree library doesn't supply a decent
iterator, so I'm having to walk the trees by hand."
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Node:byte, Next:[2174]byte sex, Previous:[2175]by hand, Up:[2176]= B =
byte /bi:t/ n.
[techspeak] A unit of memory or data equal to the amount used to
represent one character; on modern architectures this is usually 8
bits, but may be 9 on 36-bit machines. Some older architectures used
`byte' for quantities of 6 or 7 bits, and the PDP-10 supported `bytes'
that were actually bitfields of 1 to 36 bits! These usages are now
obsolete, and even 9-bit bytes have become rare in the general trend
toward power-of-2 word sizes.
Historical note: The term was coined by Werner Buchholz in 1956 during
the early design phase for the IBM Stretch computer; originally it was
described as 1 to 6 bits (typical I/O equipment of the period used
6-bit chunks of information). The move to an 8-bit byte happened in
late 1956, and this size was later adopted and promulgated as a
standard by the System/360. The word was coined by mutating the word
`bite' so it would not be accidentally misspelled as [2177]bit. See
also [2178]nybble.
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Node:byte sex, Next:[2179]bytesexual, Previous:[2180]byte, Up:[2181]=
B =
byte sex n.
[common] The byte sex of hardware is [2182]big-endian or
[2183]little-endian; see those entries.
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Node:bytesexual, Next:[2184]Bzzzt! Wrong., Previous:[2185]byte sex,
Up:[2186]= B =
bytesexual /bi:t`sek'shu-*l/ adj.
[rare] Said of hardware, denotes willingness to compute or pass data
in either [2187]big-endian or [2188]little-endian format (depending,
presumably, on a [2189]mode bit somewhere). See also [2190]NUXI
problem.
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Node:Bzzzt! Wrong., Next:[2191]C, Previous:[2192]bytesexual,
Up:[2193]= B =
Bzzzt! Wrong. /bzt rong/ excl.
[common; Usenet/Internet; punctuation varies] From a Robin Williams
routine in the movie "Dead Poets Society" spoofing radio or TV quiz
programs, such as Truth or Consequences, where an incorrect answer
earns one a blast from the buzzer and condolences from the
interlocutor. A way of expressing mock-rude disagreement, usually
immediately following an included quote from another poster. The less
abbreviated "*Bzzzzt*, wrong, but thank you for playing" is also
common; capitalization and emphasis of the buzzer sound varies.
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Node:= C =, Next:[2194]= D =, Previous:[2195]= B =, Up:[2196]The
Jargon Lexicon
= C =
* [2197]C:
* [2198]C Programmer's Disease:
* [2199]C&C:
* [2200]C++:
* [2201]calculator:
* [2202]Camel Book:
* [2203]can:
* [2204]can't happen:
* [2205]cancelbot:
* [2206]Cancelmoose[tm]:
* [2207]candygrammar:
* [2208]canonical:
* [2209]card walloper:
* [2210]careware:
* [2211]cargo cult programming:
* [2212]cascade:
* [2213]case and paste:
* [2214]casters-up mode:
* [2215]casting the runes:
* [2216]cat:
* [2217]catatonic:
* [2218]cathedral:
* [2219]cd tilde:
* [2220]CDA:
* [2221]cdr:
* [2222]chad:
* [2223]chad box:
* [2224]chain:
* [2225]channel:
* [2226]channel hopping:
* [2227]channel op:
* [2228]chanop:
* [2229]char:
* [2230]charityware:
* [2231]chase pointers:
* [2232]chawmp:
* [2233]check:
* [2234]cheerfully:
* [2235]chemist:
* [2236]Chernobyl chicken:
* [2237]Chernobyl packet:
* [2238]chicken head:
* [2239]chiclet keyboard:
* [2240]Chinese Army technique:
* [2241]choad:
* [2242]choke:
* [2243]chomp:
* [2244]chomper:
* [2245]CHOP:
* [2246]Christmas tree:
* [2247]Christmas tree packet:
* [2248]chrome:
* [2249]chug:
* [2250]Church of the SubGenius:
* [2251]Cinderella Book:
* [2252]CI$:
* [2253]Classic C:
* [2254]clean:
* [2255]CLM:
* [2256]clobber:
* [2257]clock:
* [2258]clocks:
* [2259]clone:
* [2260]clone-and-hack coding:
* [2261]clover key:
* [2262]clue-by-four:
* [2263]clustergeeking:
* [2264]co-lo:
* [2265]code:
* [2266]coaster:
* [2267]COBOL:
* [2268]COBOL fingers:
* [2269]cobweb site:
* [2270]code grinder:
* [2271]code monkey:
* [2272]Code of the Geeks:
* [2273]code police:
* [2274]codes:
* [2275]codewalker:
* [2276]coefficient of X:
* [2277]cokebottle:
* [2278]cold boot:
* [2279]COME FROM:
* [2280]comm mode:
* [2281]command key:
* [2282]comment out:
* [2283]Commonwealth Hackish:
* [2284]compact:
* [2285]compiler jock:
* [2286]compo:
* [2287]compress:
* [2288]Compu$erve:
* [2289]computer confetti:
* [2290]computer geek:
* [2291]computron:
* [2292]con:
* [2293]condition out:
* [2294]condom:
* [2295]confuser:
* [2296]connector conspiracy:
* [2297]cons:
* [2298]considered harmful:
* [2299]console:
* [2300]console jockey:
* [2301]content-free:
* [2302]control-C:
* [2303]control-O:
* [2304]control-Q:
* [2305]control-S:
* [2306]Conway's Law:
* [2307]cookbook:
* [2308]cooked mode:
* [2309]cookie:
* [2310]cookie bear:
* [2311]cookie file:
* [2312]cookie jar:
* [2313]cookie monster:
* [2314]copious free time:
* [2315]copper:
* [2316]copy protection:
* [2317]copybroke:
* [2318]copycenter:
* [2319]copyleft:
* [2320]copyparty:
* [2321]copywronged:
* [2322]core:
* [2323]core cancer:
* [2324]core dump:
* [2325]core leak:
* [2326]Core Wars:
* [2327]corge:
* [2328]cosmic rays:
* [2329]cough and die:
* [2330]courier:
* [2331]cow orker:
* [2332]cowboy:
* [2333]CP/M:
* [2334]CPU Wars:
* [2335]crack:
* [2336]crack root:
* [2337]cracker:
* [2338]cracking:
* [2339]crank:
* [2340]crapplet:
* [2341]CrApTeX:
* [2342]crash:
* [2343]crash and burn:
* [2344]crawling horror:
* [2345]cray:
* [2346]cray instability:
* [2347]crayola:
* [2348]crayola books:
* [2349]crayon:
* [2350]creationism:
* [2351]creep:
* [2352]creeping elegance:
* [2353]creeping featurism:
* [2354]creeping featuritis:
* [2355]cretin:
* [2356]cretinous:
* [2357]crippleware:
* [2358]critical mass:
* [2359]crlf:
* [2360]crock:
* [2361]cross-post:
* [2362]crossload:
* [2363]crudware:
* [2364]cruft:
* [2365]cruft together:
* [2366]cruftsmanship:
* [2367]crufty:
* [2368]crumb:
* [2369]crunch:
* [2370]cryppie:
* [2371]CTSS:
* [2372]cube:
* [2373]cubing:
* [2374]cup holder:
* [2375]cursor dipped in X:
* [2376]cuspy:
* [2377]cut a tape:
* [2378]cybercrud:
* [2379]cyberpunk:
* [2380]cyberspace:
* [2381]cycle:
* [2382]cycle crunch:
* [2383]cycle drought:
* [2384]cycle of reincarnation:
* [2385]cycle server:
* [2386]cypherpunk:
* [2387]C|N>K:
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Node:C, Next:[2388]C Programmer's Disease, Previous:[2389]Bzzzt!
Wrong., Up:[2390]= C =
C n.
1. The third letter of the English alphabet. 2. ASCII 1000011. 3. The
name of a programming language designed by Dennis Ritchie during the
early 1970s and immediately used to reimplement [2391]Unix; so called
because many features derived from an earlier compiler named `B' in
commemoration of its parent, BCPL. (BCPL was in turn descended from an
earlier Algol-derived language, CPL.) Before Bjarne Stroustrup settled
the question by designing [2392]C++, there was a humorous debate over
whether C's successor should be named `D' or `P'. C became immensely
popular outside Bell Labs after about 1980 and is now the dominant
language in systems and microcomputer applications programming. See
also [2393]languages of choice, [2394]indent style.
C is often described, with a mixture of fondness and disdain varying
according to the speaker, as "a language that combines all the
elegance and power of assembly language with all the readability and
maintainability of assembly language".
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Node:C Programmer's Disease, Next:[2395]C&C, Previous:[2396]C,
Up:[2397]= C =
C Programmer's Disease n.
The tendency of the undisciplined C programmer to set arbitrary but
supposedly generous static limits on table sizes (defined, if you're
lucky, by constants in header files) rather than taking the trouble to
do proper dynamic storage allocation. If an application user later
needs to put 68 elements into a table of size 50, the afflicted
programmer reasons that he or she can easily reset the table size to
68 (or even as much as 70, to allow for future expansion) and
recompile. This gives the programmer the comfortable feeling of having
made the effort to satisfy the user's (unreasonable) demands, and
often affords the user multiple opportunities to explore the marvelous
consequences of [2398]fandango on core. In severe cases of the
disease, the programmer cannot comprehend why each fix of this kind
seems only to further disgruntle the user.
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Node:C&C, Next:[2399]C++, Previous:[2400]C Programmer's Disease,
Up:[2401]= C =
C&C //
[common, esp. on news.admin.net-abuse.email] Contraction of "Coffee &
Cats". This frequently occurs as a warning label on USENET posts that
are likely to cause you to [2402]snarf coffee onto your keyboard and
startle the cat off your lap.
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Node:C++, Next:[2403]calculator, Previous:[2404]C&C, Up:[2405]= C =
C++ /C'-pluhs-pluhs/ n.
Designed by Bjarne Stroustrup of AT&T Bell Labs as a successor to
[2406]C. Now one of the [2407]languages of choice, although many
hackers still grumble that it is the successor to either Algol 68 or
[2408]Ada (depending on generation), and a prime example of
[2409]second-system effect. Almost anything that can be done in any
language can be done in C++, but it requires a [2410]language lawyer
to know what is and what is not legal-- the design is almost too large
to hold in even hackers' heads. Much of the [2411]cruft results from
C++'s attempt to be backward compatible with C. Stroustrup himself has
said in his retrospective book "The Design and Evolution of C++" (p.
207), "Within C++, there is a much smaller and cleaner language
struggling to get out." [Many hackers would now add "Yes, and it's
called [2412]Java" --ESR]
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Node:calculator, Next:[2413]Camel Book, Previous:[2414]C++, Up:[2415]=
C =
calculator [Cambridge] n.
Syn. for [2416]bitty box.
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Node:Camel Book, Next:[2417]can, Previous:[2418]calculator, Up:[2419]=
C =
Camel Book n.
Universally recognized nickname for the book "Programming Perl", by
Larry Wall and Randal L. Schwartz, O'Reilly and Associates 1991, ISBN
0-937175-64-1 (second edition 1996, ISBN 1-56592-149-6). The
definitive reference on [2420]Perl.
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Node:can, Next:[2421]can't happen, Previous:[2422]Camel Book,
Up:[2423]= C =
can vt.
To abort a job on a time-sharing system. Used esp. when the person
doing the deed is an operator, as in "canned from the [2424]console".
Frequently used in an imperative sense, as in "Can that print job, the
LPT just popped a sprocket!" Synonymous with [2425]gun. It is said
that the ASCII character with mnemonic CAN (0011000) was used as a
kill-job character on some early OSes. Alternatively, this term may
derive from mainstream slang `canned' for being laid off or fired.
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Node:can't happen, Next:[2426]cancelbot, Previous:[2427]can,
Up:[2428]= C =
can't happen
The traditional program comment for code executed under a condition
that should never be true, for example a file size computed as
negative. Often, such a condition being true indicates data corruption
or a faulty algorithm; it is almost always handled by emitting a fatal
error message and terminating or crashing, since there is little else
that can be done. Some case variant of "can't happen" is also often
the text emitted if the `impossible' error actually happens! Although
"can't happen" events are genuinely infrequent in production code,
programmers wise enough to check for them habitually are often
surprised at how frequently they are triggered during development and
how many headaches checking for them turns out to head off. See also
[2429]firewall code (sense 2).
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Node:cancelbot, Next:[2430]Cancelmoose[tm], Previous:[2431]can't
happen, Up:[2432]= C =
cancelbot /kan'sel-bot/
[Usenet: compound, cancel + robot] 1. Mythically, a
[2433]robocanceller 2. In reality, most cancelbots are manually
operated by being fed lists of spam message IDs.
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Node:Cancelmoose[tm], Next:[2434]candygrammar,
Previous:[2435]cancelbot, Up:[2436]= C =
Cancelmoose[tm] /kan'sel-moos/
[Usenet] The archetype and model of all good [2437]spam-fighters. Once
upon a time, the 'Moose would send out spam-cancels and then post
notice anonymously to news.admin.policy, news.admin.misc, and
alt.current-events.net-abuse. The 'Moose stepped to the fore on its
own initiative, at a time (mid-1994) when spam-cancels were irregular
and disorganized, and behaved altogether admirably - fair,
even-handed, and quick to respond to comments and criticism, all
without self-aggrandizement or martyrdom. Cancelmoose[tm] quickly
gained near-unanimous support from the readership of all three
above-mentioned groups.
Nobody knows who Cancelmoose[tm] really is, and there aren't even any
good rumors. However, the 'Moose now has an e-mail address
([2438]moose@cm.org) and a web site ([2439]http://www.cm.org.)
By early 1995, others had stepped into the spam-cancel business, and
appeared to be comporting themselves well, after the 'Moose's manner.
The 'Moose has now gotten out of the business, and is more interested
in ending spam (and cancels) entirely.
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Node:candygrammar, Next:[2440]canonical,
Previous:[2441]Cancelmoose[tm], Up:[2442]= C =
candygrammar n.
A programming-language grammar that is mostly [2443]syntactic sugar;
the term is also a play on `candygram'. [2444]COBOL, Apple's Hypertalk
language, and a lot of the so-called `4GL' database languages share
this property. The usual intent of such designs is that they be as
English-like as possible, on the theory that they will then be easier
for unskilled people to program. This intention comes to grief on the
reality that syntax isn't what makes programming hard; it's the mental
effort and organization required to specify an algorithm precisely
that costs. Thus the invariable result is that `candygrammar'
languages are just as difficult to program in as terser ones, and far
more painful for the experienced hacker.
[The overtones from the old Chevy Chase skit on Saturday Night Live
should not be overlooked. This was a "Jaws" parody. Someone lurking
outside an apartment door tries all kinds of bogus ways to get the
occupant to open up, while ominous music plays in the background. The
last attempt is a half-hearted "Candygram!" When the door is opened, a
shark bursts in and chomps the poor occupant. [There is a similar gag
in "Blazing Saddles" --ESR] There is a moral here for those attracted
to candygrammars. Note that, in many circles, pretty much the same
ones who remember Monty Python sketches, all it takes is the word
"Candygram!", suitably timed, to get people rolling on the floor. --
GLS]
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Node:canonical, Next:[2445]card walloper, Previous:[2446]candygrammar,
Up:[2447]= C =
canonical adj.
[very common; historically, `according to religious law'] The usual or
standard state or manner of something. This word has a somewhat more
technical meaning in mathematics. Two formulas such as 9 + x and x + 9
are said to be equivalent because they mean the same thing, but the
second one is in `canonical form' because it is written in the usual
way, with the highest power of x first. Usually there are fixed rules
you can use to decide whether something is in canonical form. The
jargon meaning, a relaxation of the technical meaning, acquired its
present loading in computer-science culture largely through its
prominence in Alonzo Church's work in computation theory and
mathematical logic (see [2448]Knights of the Lambda Calculus). Compare
[2449]vanilla.
Non-technical academics do not use the adjective `canonical' in any of
the senses defined above with any regularity; they do however use the
nouns `canon' and `canonicity' (not **canonicalness or
**canonicality). The `canon' of a given author is the complete body of
authentic works by that author (this usage is familiar to Sherlock
Holmes fans as well as to literary scholars). `The canon' is the body
of works in a given field (e.g., works of literature, or of art, or of
music) deemed worthwhile for students to study and for scholars to
investigate.
The word `canon' has an interesting history. It derives ultimately
from the Greek `kanon' (akin to the English `cane') referring to a
reed. Reeds were used for measurement, and in Latin and later Greek
the word `canon' meant a rule or a standard. The establishment of a
canon of scriptures within Christianity was meant to define a standard
or a rule for the religion. The above non-techspeak academic usages
stem from this instance of a defined and accepted body of work.
Alongside this usage was the promulgation of `canons' (`rules') for
the government of the Catholic Church. The techspeak usages
("according to religious law") derive from this use of the Latin
`canon'.
Hackers invest this term with a playfulness that makes an ironic
contrast with its historical meaning. A true story: One Bob Sjoberg,
new at the MIT AI Lab, expressed some annoyance at the incessant use
of jargon. Over his loud objections, GLS and RMS made a point of using
as much of it as possible in his presence, and eventually it began to
sink in. Finally, in one conversation, he used the word `canonical' in
jargon-like fashion without thinking. Steele: "Aha! We've finally got
you talking jargon too!" Stallman: "What did he say?" Steele: "Bob
just used `canonical' in the canonical way."
Of course, canonicality depends on context, but it is implicitly
defined as the way hackers normally expect things to be. Thus, a
hacker may claim with a straight face that `according to religious
law' is not the canonical meaning of `canonical'.
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Node:card walloper, Next:[2450]careware, Previous:[2451]canonical,
Up:[2452]= C =
card walloper n.
An EDP programmer who grinds out batch programs that do stupid things
like print people's paychecks. Compare [2453]code grinder. See also
[2454]punched card, [2455]eighty-column mind.
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Node:careware, Next:[2456]cargo cult programming, Previous:[2457]card
walloper, Up:[2458]= C =
careware /keir'weir/ n.
A variety of [2459]shareware for which either the author suggests that
some payment be made to a nominated charity or a levy directed to
charity is included on top of the distribution charge. Syn.
[2460]charityware; compare [2461]crippleware, sense 2.
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Node:cargo cult programming, Next:[2462]cascade,
Previous:[2463]careware, Up:[2464]= C =
cargo cult programming n.
A style of (incompetent) programming dominated by ritual inclusion of
code or program structures that serve no real purpose. A cargo cult
programmer will usually explain the extra code as a way of working
around some bug encountered in the past, but usually neither the bug
nor the reason the code apparently avoided the bug was ever fully
understood (compare [2465]shotgun debugging, [2466]voodoo
programming).
The term `cargo cult' is a reference to aboriginal religions that grew
up in the South Pacific after World War II. The practices of these
cults center on building elaborate mockups of airplanes and military
style landing strips in the hope of bringing the return of the
god-like airplanes that brought such marvelous cargo during the war.
Hackish usage probably derives from Richard Feynman's characterization
of certain practices as "cargo cult science" in his book "Surely
You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!" (W. W. Norton & Co, New York 1985, ISBN
0-393-01921-7).
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Node:cascade, Next:[2467]case and paste, Previous:[2468]cargo cult
programming, Up:[2469]= C =
cascade n.
1. A huge volume of spurious error-message output produced by a
compiler with poor error recovery. Too frequently, one trivial syntax
error (such as a missing `)' or `}') throws the parser out of synch so
that much of the remaining program text is interpreted as garbaged or
ill-formed. 2. A chain of Usenet followups, each adding some trivial
variation or riposte to the text of the previous one, all of which is
reproduced in the new message; an [2470]include war in which the
object is to create a sort of communal graffito.
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Node:case and paste, Next:[2471]casters-up mode,
Previous:[2472]cascade, Up:[2473]= C =
case and paste n.
[from `cut and paste'] 1. The addition of a new [2474]feature to an
existing system by selecting the code from an existing feature and
pasting it in with minor changes. Common in telephony circles because
most operations in a telephone switch are selected using case
statements. Leads to [2475]software bloat.
In some circles of EMACS users this is called `programming by Meta-W',
because Meta-W is the EMACS command for copying a block of text to a
kill buffer in preparation to pasting it in elsewhere. The term is
condescending, implying that the programmer is acting mindlessly
rather than thinking carefully about what is required to integrate the
code for two similar cases.
At [2476]DEC (now Compaq), this is sometimes called `clone-and-hack'
coding.
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Node:casters-up mode, Next:[2477]casting the runes,
Previous:[2478]case and paste, Up:[2479]= C =
casters-up mode n.
[IBM, prob. fr. slang belly up] Yet another synonym for `broken' or
`down'. Usually connotes a major failure. A system (hardware or
software) which is `down' may be already being restarted before the
failure is noticed, whereas one which is `casters up' is usually a
good excuse to take the rest of the day off (as long as you're not
responsible for fixing it).
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Node:casting the runes, Next:[2480]cat, Previous:[2481]casters-up
mode, Up:[2482]= C =
casting the runes n.
What a [2483]guru does when you ask him or her to run a particular
program and type at it because it never works for anyone else; esp.
used when nobody can ever see what the guru is doing different from
what J. Random Luser does. Compare [2484]incantation, [2485]runes,
[2486]examining the entrails; also see the AI koan about Tom Knight in
"[2487]Some AI Koans" (Appendix A).
A correspondent from England tells us that one of ICL's most talented
systems designers used to be called out occasionally to service
machines which the [2488]field circus had given up on. Since he knew
the design inside out, he could often find faults simply by listening
to a quick outline of the symptoms. He used to play on this by going
to some site where the field circus had just spent the last two weeks
solid trying to find a fault, and spreading a diagram of the system
out on a table top. He'd then shake some chicken bones and cast them
over the diagram, peer at the bones intently for a minute, and then
tell them that a certain module needed replacing. The system would
start working again immediately upon the replacement.
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Node:cat, Next:[2489]catatonic, Previous:[2490]casting the runes,
Up:[2491]= C =
cat [from `catenate' via [2492]Unix cat(1)] vt.
1. [techspeak] To spew an entire file to the screen or some other
output sink without pause (syn. [2493]blast). 2. By extension, to dump
large amounts of data at an unprepared target or with no intention of
browsing it carefully. Usage: considered silly. Rare outside Unix
sites. See also [2494]dd, [2495]BLT.
Among Unix fans, cat(1) is considered an excellent example of
user-interface design, because it delivers the file contents without
such verbosity as spacing or headers between the files, and because it
does not require the files to consist of lines of text, but works with
any sort of data.
Among Unix haters, cat(1) is considered the [2496]canonical example of
bad user-interface design, because of its woefully unobvious name. It
is far more often used to [2497]blast a file to standard output than
to concatenate two files. The name cat for the former operation is
just as unintuitive as, say, LISP's [2498]cdr.
Of such oppositions are [2499]holy wars made....
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Node:catatonic, Next:[2500]cathedral, Previous:[2501]cat, Up:[2502]= C
=
catatonic adj.
Describes a condition of suspended animation in which something is so
[2503]wedged or [2504]hung that it makes no response. If you are
typing on a terminal and suddenly the computer doesn't even echo the
letters back to the screen as you type, let alone do what you're
asking it to do, then the computer is suffering from catatonia
(possibly because it has crashed). "There I was in the middle of a
winning game of [2505]nethack and it went catatonic on me! Aaargh!"
Compare [2506]buzz.
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Node:cathedral, Next:[2507]cd tilde, Previous:[2508]catatonic,
Up:[2509]= C =
cathedral n.,adj.
[see [2510]bazaar for derivation] The `classical' mode of software
engineering long thought to be necessarily implied by [2511]Brooks's
Law. Features small teams, tight project control, and long release
intervals. This term came into use after analysis of the Linux
experience suggested there might be something wrong (or at least
incomplete) in the classical assumptions.
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Node:cd tilde, Next:[2512]CDA, Previous:[2513]cathedral, Up:[2514]= C
=
cd tilde /C-D til-d*/ vi.
To go home. From the Unix C-shell and Korn-shell command cd ~, which
takes one to one's $HOME (cd with no arguments happens to do the same
thing). By extension, may be used with other arguments; thus, over an
electronic chat link, cd ~coffee would mean "I'm going to the coffee
machine."
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Node:CDA, Next:[2515]cdr, Previous:[2516]cd tilde, Up:[2517]= C =
CDA /C-D-A/
The "Communications Decency Act" of 1996, passed on [2518]Black
Thursday as section 502 of a major telecommunications reform bill. The
CDA made it a federal crime in the USA to send a communication which
is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to
annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person." It also threatened
with imprisonment anyone who "knowingly" makes accessible to minors
any message that "describes, in terms patently offensive as measured
by contemporary community standards, sexual or excretory activities or
organs".
While the CDA was sold as a measure to protect minors from the
putative evils of pornography, the repressive political aims of the
bill were laid bare by the Hyde amendment, which intended to outlaw
discussion of abortion on the Internet.
To say that this direct attack on First Amendment free-speech rights
was not well received on the Internet would be putting it mildly. A
firestorm of protest followed, including a February 29th mass
demonstration by thousands of netters who turned their [2519]home
pages black for 48 hours. Several civil-rights groups and
computing/telecommunications companies mounted a constitutional
challenge. The CDA was demolished by a strongly-worded decision handed
down on in 8th-circuit Federal court and subsequently affirmed by the
U.S. Supreme Court on 26 June 1997 (`White Thursday'). See also
[2520]Exon.
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Node:cdr, Next:[2521]chad, Previous:[2522]CDA, Up:[2523]= C =
cdr /ku'dr/ or /kuh'dr/ vt.
[from LISP] To skip past the first item from a list of things
(generalized from the LISP operation on binary tree structures, which
returns a list consisting of all but the first element of its
argument). In the form `cdr down', to trace down a list of elements:
"Shall we cdr down the agenda?" Usage: silly. See also [2524]loop
through.
Historical note: The instruction format of the IBM 704 that hosted the
original LISP implementation featured two 15-bit fields called the
`address' and `decrement' parts. The term `cdr' was originally
`Contents of Decrement part of Register'. Similarly, `car' stood for
`Contents of Address part of Register'.
The cdr and car operations have since become bases for formation of
compound metaphors in non-LISP contexts. GLS recalls, for example, a
programming project in which strings were represented as linked lists;
the get-character and skip-character operations were of course called
CHAR and CHDR.
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Node:chad, Next:[2525]chad box, Previous:[2526]cdr, Up:[2527]= C =
chad /chad/ n.
1. [common] The perforated edge strips on printer paper, after they
have been separated from the printed portion. Also called
[2528]selvage, [2529]perf, and [2530]ripoff. 2. obs. The confetti-like
paper bits punched out of cards or paper tape; this has also been
called `chaff', `computer confetti', and `keypunch droppings'. It's
reported that this was very old Army slang, and it may now be
mainstream; it has been reported seen (1993) in directions for a
card-based voting machine in California.
Historical note: One correspondent believes `chad' (sense 2) derives
from the Chadless keypunch (named for its inventor), which cut little
u-shaped tabs in the card to make a hole when the tab folded back,
rather than punching out a circle/rectangle; it was clear that if the
Chadless keypunch didn't make them, then the stuff that other
keypunches made had to be `chad'. There is a legend that the word was
originally acronymic, standing for "Card Hole Aggregate Debris", but
this has all the earmarks of a [2531]backronym.
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Node:chad box, Next:[2532]chain, Previous:[2533]chad, Up:[2534]= C =
chad box n.
A metal box about the size of a lunchbox (or in some models a large
wastebasket), for collecting the [2535]chad (sense 2) that accumulated
in [2536]Iron Age card punches. You had to open the covers of the card
punch periodically and empty the chad box. The [2537]bit bucket was
notionally the equivalent device in the CPU enclosure, which was
typically across the room in another great gray-and-blue box.
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Node:chain, Next:[2538]channel, Previous:[2539]chad box, Up:[2540]= C
=
chain
1. vi. [orig. from BASIC's CHAIN statement] To hand off execution to a
child or successor without going through the [2541]OS command
interpreter that invoked it. The state of the parent program is lost
and there is no returning to it. Though this facility used to be
common on memory-limited micros and is still widely supported for
backward compatibility, the jargon usage is semi-obsolescent; in
particular, most Unix programmers will think of this as an [2542]exec.
Oppose the more modern `subshell'. 2. n. A series of linked data areas
within an operating system or application. `Chain rattling' is the
process of repeatedly running through the linked data areas searching
for one which is of interest to the executing program. The implication
is that there is a very large number of links on the chain.
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Node:channel, Next:[2543]channel hopping, Previous:[2544]chain,
Up:[2545]= C =
channel n.
[IRC] The basic unit of discussion on [2546]IRC. Once one joins a
channel, everything one types is read by others on that channel.
Channels are named with strings that begin with a `#' sign and can
have topic descriptions (which are generally irrelevant to the actual
subject of discussion). Some notable channels are #initgame, #hottub,
callahans, and #report. At times of international crisis, #report has
hundreds of members, some of whom take turns listening to various news
services and typing in summaries of the news, or in some cases, giving
first-hand accounts of the action (e.g., Scud missile attacks in Tel
Aviv during the Gulf War in 1991).
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Node:channel hopping, Next:[2547]channel op, Previous:[2548]channel,
Up:[2549]= C =
channel hopping n.
[common; IRC, GEnie] To rapidly switch channels on [2550]IRC, or a
GEnie chat board, just as a social butterfly might hop from one group
to another at a party. This term may derive from the TV watcher's
idiom, `channel surfing'.
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Node:channel op, Next:[2551]chanop, Previous:[2552]channel hopping,
Up:[2553]= C =
channel op /chan'l op/ n.
[IRC] Someone who is endowed with privileges on a particular [2554]IRC
channel; commonly abbreviated `chanop' or `CHOP' or just `op' (as of
2000 these short forms have almost crowded out the parent usage).
These privileges include the right to [2555]kick users, to change
various status bits, and to make others into CHOPs.
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Node:chanop, Next:[2556]char, Previous:[2557]channel op, Up:[2558]= C
=
chanop /chan'-op/ n.
[IRC] See [2559]channel op.
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Node:char, Next:[2560]charityware, Previous:[2561]chanop, Up:[2562]= C
=
char /keir/ or /char/; rarely, /kar/ n.
Shorthand for `character'. Esp. used by C programmers, as `char' is
C's typename for character data.
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Node:charityware, Next:[2563]chase pointers, Previous:[2564]char,
Up:[2565]= C =
charityware /cha'rit-ee-weir`/ n.
Syn. [2566]careware.
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Node:chase pointers, Next:[2567]chawmp, Previous:[2568]charityware,
Up:[2569]= C =
chase pointers
1. vi. To go through multiple levels of indirection, as in traversing
a linked list or graph structure. Used esp. by programmers in C, where
explicit pointers are a very common data type. This is techspeak, but
it remains jargon when used of human networks. "I'm chasing pointers.
Bob said you could tell me who to talk to about...." See
[2570]dangling pointer and [2571]snap. 2. [Cambridge] `pointer chase'
or `pointer hunt': The process of going through a [2572]core dump
(sense 1), interactively or on a large piece of paper printed with hex
[2573]runes, following dynamic data-structures. Used only in a
debugging context.
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Node:chawmp, Next:[2574]check, Previous:[2575]chase pointers,
Up:[2576]= C =
chawmp n.
[University of Florida] 16 or 18 bits (half of a machine word). This
term was used by FORTH hackers during the late 1970s/early 1980s; it
is said to have been archaic then, and may now be obsolete. It was
coined in revolt against the promiscuous use of `word' for anything
between 16 and 32 bits; `word' has an additional special meaning for
FORTH hacks that made the overloading intolerable. For similar
reasons, /gaw'bl/ (spelled `gawble' or possibly `gawbul') was in use
as a term for 32 or 48 bits (presumably a full machine word, but our
sources are unclear on this). These terms are more easily understood
if one thinks of them as faithful phonetic spellings of `chomp' and
`gobble' pronounced in a Florida or other Southern U.S. dialect. For
general discussion of similar terms, see [2577]nybble.
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Node:check, Next:[2578]cheerfully, Previous:[2579]chawmp, Up:[2580]= C
=
check n.
A hardware-detected error condition, most commonly used to refer to
actual hardware failures rather than software-induced traps. E.g., a
`parity check' is the result of a hardware-detected parity error.
Recorded here because the word often humorously extended to
non-technical problems. For example, the term `child check' has been
used to refer to the problems caused by a small child who is curious
to know what happens when s/he presses all the cute buttons on a
computer's console (of course, this particular problem could have been
prevented with [2581]molly-guards).
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Node:cheerfully, Next:[2582]chemist, Previous:[2583]check, Up:[2584]=
C =
cheerfully adv.
See [2585]happily.
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Node:chemist, Next:[2586]Chernobyl chicken, Previous:[2587]cheerfully,
Up:[2588]= C =
chemist n.
[Cambridge] Someone who wastes computer time on [2589]number-crunching
when you'd far rather the machine were doing something more
productive, such as working out anagrams of your name or printing
Snoopy calendars or running [2590]life patterns. May or may not refer
to someone who actually studies chemistry.
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Node:Chernobyl chicken, Next:[2591]Chernobyl packet,
Previous:[2592]chemist, Up:[2593]= C =
Chernobyl chicken n.
See [2594]laser chicken.
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Node:Chernobyl packet, Next:[2595]chicken head,
Previous:[2596]Chernobyl chicken, Up:[2597]= C =
Chernobyl packet /cher-noh'b*l pak'*t/ n.
A network packet that induces a [2598]broadcast storm and/or
[2599]network meltdown, in memory of the April 1986 nuclear accident
at Chernobyl in Ukraine. The typical scenario involves an IP Ethernet
datagram that passes through a gateway with both source and
destination Ether and IP address set as the respective broadcast
addresses for the subnetworks being gated between. Compare
[2600]Christmas tree packet.
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Node:chicken head, Next:[2601]chiclet keyboard,
Previous:[2602]Chernobyl packet, Up:[2603]= C =
chicken head n.
[Commodore] The Commodore Business Machines logo, which strongly
resembles a poultry part (within Commodore itself the logo was always
called `chicken lips'). Rendered in ASCII as `C='. With the arguable
exception of the Amiga (see [2604]amoeba), Commodore's machines were
notoriously crocky little [2605]bitty boxes (see also [2606]PETSCII),
albeit people have written multitasking Unix-like operating systems
with TCP/IP networking for them. Thus, this usage may owe something to
Philip K. Dick's novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" (the
basis for the movie "Blade Runner"; the novel is now sold under that
title), in which a `chickenhead' is a mutant with below-average
intelligence.
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Node:chiclet keyboard, Next:[2607]Chinese Army technique,
Previous:[2608]chicken head, Up:[2609]= C =
chiclet keyboard n.
A keyboard with a small, flat rectangular or lozenge-shaped rubber or
plastic keys that look like pieces of chewing gum. (Chiclets is the
brand name of a variety of chewing gum that does in fact resemble the
keys of chiclet keyboards.) Used esp. to describe the original IBM
PCjr keyboard. Vendors unanimously liked these because they were
cheap, and a lot of early portable and laptop products got launched
using them. Customers rejected the idea with almost equal unanimity,
and chiclets are not often seen on anything larger than a digital
watch any more.
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Node:Chinese Army technique, Next:[2610]choad, Previous:[2611]chiclet
keyboard, Up:[2612]= C =
Chinese Army technique n.
Syn. [2613]Mongolian Hordes technique.
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Node:choad, Next:[2614]choke, Previous:[2615]Chinese Army technique,
Up:[2616]= C =
choad /chohd/ n.
Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the
denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English
but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't.
--ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s
underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis
and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati
languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular
word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered
English slang via the British Raj.
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Node:choke, Next:[2617]chomp, Previous:[2618]choad, Up:[2619]= C =
choke v.
1. [common] To reject input, often ungracefully. "NULs make System V's
lpr(1) choke." "I tried building an [2620]EMACS binary to use [2621]X,
but cpp(1) choked on all those #defines." See [2622]barf, [2623]gag,
[2624]vi. 2. [MIT] More generally, to fail at any endeavor, but with
some flair or bravado; the popular definition is "to snatch defeat
from the jaws of victory."
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Node:chomp, Next:[2625]chomper, Previous:[2626]choke, Up:[2627]= C =
chomp vi.
1. To [2628]lose; specifically, to chew on something of which more was
bitten off than one can. Probably related to gnashing of teeth. 2. To
bite the bag; See [2629]bagbiter.
A hand gesture commonly accompanies this. To perform it, hold the four
fingers together and place the thumb against their tips. Now open and
close your hand rapidly to suggest a biting action (much like what
Pac-Man does in the classic video game, though this pantomime seems to
predate that). The gesture alone means `chomp chomp' (see "[2630]Verb
Doubling" in the "[2631]Jargon Construction" section of the
Prependices). The hand may be pointed at the object of complaint, and
for real emphasis you can use both hands at once. Doing this to a
person is equivalent to saying "You chomper!" If you point the gesture
at yourself, it is a humble but humorous admission of some failure.
You might do this if someone told you that a program you had written
had failed in some surprising way and you felt dumb for not having
anticipated it.
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Node:chomper, Next:[2632]CHOP, Previous:[2633]chomp, Up:[2634]= C =
chomper n.
Someone or something that is chomping; a loser. See [2635]loser,
[2636]bagbiter, [2637]chomp.
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Node:CHOP, Next:[2638]Christmas tree, Previous:[2639]chomper,
Up:[2640]= C =
CHOP /chop/ n.
[IRC] See [2641]channel op.
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Node:Christmas tree, Next:[2642]Christmas tree packet,
Previous:[2643]CHOP, Up:[2644]= C =
Christmas tree n.
A kind of RS-232 line tester or breakout box featuring rows of
blinking red and green LEDs suggestive of Christmas lights.
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Node:Christmas tree packet, Next:[2645]chrome,
Previous:[2646]Christmas tree, Up:[2647]= C =
Christmas tree packet n.
A packet with every single option set for whatever protocol is in use.
See [2648]kamikaze packet, [2649]Chernobyl packet. (The term doubtless
derives from a fanciful image of each little option bit being
represented by a different-colored light bulb, all turned on.) Compare
[2650]Godzillagram.
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Node:chrome, Next:[2651]chug, Previous:[2652]Christmas tree packet,
Up:[2653]= C =
chrome n.
[from automotive slang via wargaming] Showy features added to attract
users but contributing little or nothing to the power of a system.
"The 3D icons in Motif are just chrome, but they certainly are pretty
chrome!" Distinguished from [2654]bells and whistles by the fact that
the latter are usually added to gratify developers' own desires for
featurefulness. Often used as a term of contempt.
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Node:chug, Next:[2655]Church of the SubGenius, Previous:[2656]chrome,
Up:[2657]= C =
chug vi.
To run slowly; to [2658]grind or [2659]grovel. "The disk is chugging
like crazy."
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Node:Church of the SubGenius, Next:[2660]Cinderella Book,
Previous:[2661]chug, Up:[2662]= C =
Church of the SubGenius n.
A mutant offshoot of [2663]Discordianism launched in 1981 as a spoof
of fundamentalist Christianity by the `Reverend' Ivan Stang, a
brilliant satirist with a gift for promotion. Popular among hackers as
a rich source of bizarre imagery and references such as "Bob" the
divine drilling-equipment salesman, the Benevolent Space Xists, and
the Stark Fist of Removal. Much SubGenius theory is concerned with the
acquisition of the mystical substance or quality of [2664]slack. There
is a home page at [2665]http://www.subgenius.com/.
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Node:Cinderella Book, Next:[2666]CI$, Previous:[2667]Church of the
SubGenius, Up:[2668]= C =
Cinderella Book [CMU] n.
"Introduction to Automata Theory, Languages, and Computation", by John
Hopcroft and Jeffrey Ullman, (Addison-Wesley, 1979). So called because
the cover depicts a girl (putatively Cinderella) sitting in front of a
Rube Goldberg device and holding a rope coming out of it. On the back
cover, the device is in shambles after she has (inevitably) pulled on
the rope. See also [2669]book titles.
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Node:CI$, Next:[2670]Classic C, Previous:[2671]Cinderella Book,
Up:[2672]= C =
CI$ // n.
Hackerism for `CIS', CompuServe Information Service. The dollar sign
refers to CompuServe's rather steep line charges. Often used in
[2673]sig blocks just before a CompuServe address. Syn.
[2674]Compu$erve.
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Node:Classic C, Next:[2675]clean, Previous:[2676]CI$, Up:[2677]= C =
Classic C /klas'ik C/ n.
[a play on `Coke Classic'] The C programming language as defined in
the first edition of [2678]K&R, with some small additions. It is also
known as `K&R C'. The name came into use while C was being
standardized by the ANSI X3J11 committee. Also `C Classic'.
An analogous construction is sometimes applied elsewhere: thus, `X
Classic', where X = Star Trek (referring to the original TV series) or
X = PC (referring to IBM's ISA-bus machines as opposed to the PS/2
series). This construction is especially used of product series in
which the newer versions are considered serious losers relative to the
older ones.
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Node:clean, Next:[2679]CLM, Previous:[2680]Classic C, Up:[2681]= C =
clean 1. adj.
Used of hardware or software designs, implies `elegance in the small',
that is, a design or implementation that may not hold any surprises
but does things in a way that is reasonably intuitive and relatively
easy to comprehend from the outside. The antonym is `grungy' or
[2682]crufty. 2. v. To remove unneeded or undesired files in a effort
to reduce clutter: "I'm cleaning up my account." "I cleaned up the
garbage and now have 100 Meg free on that partition."
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Node:CLM, Next:[2683]clobber, Previous:[2684]clean, Up:[2685]= C =
CLM /C-L-M/
[Sun: `Career Limiting Move'] 1. n. An action endangering one's future
prospects of getting plum projects and raises, and possibly one's job:
"His Halloween costume was a parody of his manager. He won the prize
for `best CLM'." 2. adj. Denotes extreme severity of a bug, discovered
by a customer and obviously missed earlier because of poor testing:
"That's a CLM bug!"
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Node:clobber, Next:[2686]clock, Previous:[2687]CLM, Up:[2688]= C =
clobber vt.
To overwrite, usually unintentionally: "I walked off the end of the
array and clobbered the stack." Compare [2689]mung, [2690]scribble,
[2691]trash, and [2692]smash the stack.
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Node:clock, Next:[2693]clocks, Previous:[2694]clobber, Up:[2695]= C =
clock
1. n 1. [techspeak] The master oscillator that steps a CPU or other
digital circuit through its paces. This has nothing to do with the
time of day, although the software counter that keeps track of the
latter may be derived from the former. 2. vt. To run a CPU or other
digital circuit at a particular rate. "If you clock it at 100MHz, it
gets warm.". See [2696]overclock. 3. vt. To force a digital circuit
from one state to the next by applying a single clock pulse. "The data
must be stable 10ns before you clock the latch."
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Node:clocks, Next:[2697]clone, Previous:[2698]clock, Up:[2699]= C =
clocks n.
Processor logic cycles, so called because each generally corresponds
to one clock pulse in the processor's timing. The relative execution
times of instructions on a machine are usually discussed in clocks
rather than absolute fractions of a second; one good reason for this
is that clock speeds for various models of the machine may increase as
technology improves, and it is usually the relative times one is
interested in when discussing the instruction set. Compare
[2700]cycle, [2701]jiffy.
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Node:clone, Next:[2702]clone-and-hack coding, Previous:[2703]clocks,
Up:[2704]= C =
clone n.
1. An exact duplicate: "Our product is a clone of their product."
Implies a legal reimplementation from documentation or by
reverse-engineering. Also connotes lower price. 2. A shoddy, spurious
copy: "Their product is a clone of our product." 3. A blatant ripoff,
most likely violating copyright, patent, or trade secret protections:
"Your product is a clone of my product." This use implies legal action
is pending. 4. `PC clone:' a PC-BUS/ISA or EISA-compatible 80x86-based
microcomputer (this use is sometimes spelled `klone' or `PClone').
These invariably have much more bang for the buck than the IBM
archetypes they resemble. 5. In the construction `Unix clone': An OS
designed to deliver a Unix-lookalike environment without Unix license
fees, or with additional `mission-critical' features such as support
for real-time programming. 6. v. To make an exact copy of something.
"Let me clone that" might mean "I want to borrow that paper so I can
make a photocopy" or "Let me get a copy of that file before you
[2705]mung it".
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Node:clone-and-hack coding, Next:[2706]clover key,
Previous:[2707]clone, Up:[2708]= C =
clone-and-hack coding n.
[DEC] Syn. [2709]case and paste.
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Node:clover key, Next:[2710]clue-by-four,
Previous:[2711]clone-and-hack coding, Up:[2712]= C =
clover key n.
[Mac users] See [2713]feature key.
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Node:clue-by-four, Next:[2714]clustergeeking, Previous:[2715]clover
key, Up:[2716]= C =
clue-by-four
[Usenet: portmanteau, clue + two-by-four] The notional stick with
which one whacks an aggressively clueless person. This term derives
from a western American folk saying about training a mule "First, you
got to hit him with a two-by-four. That's to get his attention." The
clue-by-four is a close relative of the [2717]LART. Syn. `clue stick'.
This metaphor is commonly elaborated; your editor once heard a hacker
say "I strike you with the great sword Clue-Bringer!"
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Node:clustergeeking, Next:[2718]co-lo, Previous:[2719]clue-by-four,
Up:[2720]= C =
clustergeeking /kluh'st*r-gee`king/ n.
[CMU] Spending more time at a computer cluster doing CS homework than
most people spend breathing.
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Node:co-lo, Next:[2721]coaster, Previous:[2722]clustergeeking,
Up:[2723]= C =
co-lo /koh'loh`/ n.
[very common; first heard c.1995] Short for `co-location', used of a
machine you own that is physically sited on the premises of an ISP in
order to take advantage of the ISP's direct access to lots of network
bandwidthm. Often in the phrases `co-lo box' or `co-lo machines'.
Co-lo boxes are typically web and FTP servers remote-administered by
their owners, who may seldom or never visit the actual site.
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Node:coaster, Next:[2724]COBOL, Previous:[2725]co-lo, Up:[2726]= C =
coaster n.
1. Unuseable CD produced during failed attempt at writing to writeable
or re-writeable CD media. Certainly related to the coaster-like shape
of a CD, and the relative value of these failures. "I made a lot of
coasters before I got a good CD." 2. Useless CDs received in the mail
from the likes of AOL, MSN, CI$, Prodigy, ad nauseam.
In the U.K., `beermat' is often used in these senses.
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Node:COBOL, Next:[2727]COBOL fingers, Previous:[2728]coaster,
Up:[2729]= C =
COBOL /koh'bol/ n.
[COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with [2730]evil.) A
weak, verbose, and flabby language used by [2731]card wallopers to do
boring mindless things on [2732]dinosaur mainframes. Hackers believe
that all COBOL programmers are [2733]suits or [2734]code grinders, and
no self-respecting hacker will ever admit to having learned the
language. Its very name is seldom uttered without ritual expressions
of disgust or horror. One popular one is Edsger W. Dijkstra's famous
observation that "The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching
should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense." (from "Selected
Writings on Computing: A Personal Perspective") See also [2735]fear
and loathing, [2736]software rot.
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Node:COBOL fingers, Next:[2737]cobweb site, Previous:[2738]COBOL,
Up:[2739]= C =
COBOL fingers /koh'bol fing'grz/ n.
Reported from Sweden, a (hypothetical) disease one might get from
coding in COBOL. The language requires code verbose beyond all reason
(see [2740]candygrammar); thus it is alleged that programming too much
in COBOL causes one's fingers to wear down to stubs by the endless
typing. "I refuse to type in all that source code again; it would give
me COBOL fingers!"
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Node:cobweb site, Next:[2741]code, Previous:[2742]COBOL fingers,
Up:[2743]= C =
cobweb site n.
A World Wide Web Site that hasn't been updated so long it has
figuratively grown cobwebs.
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Node:code, Next:[2744]code grinder, Previous:[2745]cobweb site,
Up:[2746]= C =
code n.
The stuff that software writers write, either in source form or after
translation by a compiler or assembler. Often used in opposition to
"data", which is the stuff that code operates on. This is a mass noun,
as in "How much code does it take to do a [2747]bubble sort?", or "The
code is loaded at the high end of RAM." Anyone referring to software
as "the software codes" is probably a [2748]newbie or a [2749]suit.
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Node:code grinder, Next:[2750]code monkey, Previous:[2751]code,
Up:[2752]= C =
code grinder n.
1. A [2753]suit-wearing minion of the sort hired in legion strength by
banks and insurance companies to implement payroll packages in RPG and
other such unspeakable horrors. In its native habitat, the code
grinder often removes the suit jacket to reveal an underplumage
consisting of button-down shirt (starch optional) and a tie. In times
of dire stress, the sleeves (if long) may be rolled up and the tie
loosened about half an inch. It seldom helps. The [2754]code grinder's
milieu is about as far from hackerdom as one can get and still touch a
computer; the term connotes pity. See [2755]Real World, [2756]suit. 2.
Used of or to a hacker, a really serious slur on the person's creative
ability; connotes a design style characterized by primitive technique,
rule-boundedness, [2757]brute force, and utter lack of imagination.
Compare [2758]card walloper; contrast [2759]hacker, [2760]Real
Programmer.
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Node:code monkey, Next:[2761]Code of the Geeks, Previous:[2762]code
grinder, Up:[2763]= C =
code monkey n
1. A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform
the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and
design. Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a
programming team. 2. Anyone who writes code for a living; a
programmer. 3. A self-deprecating way of denying responsibility for a
[2764]management decision, or of complaining about having to live with
such decisions. As in "Don't ask me why we need to write a compiler
in+COBOL, I'm just a code monkey."
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Node:Code of the Geeks, Next:[2765]code police, Previous:[2766]code
monkey, Up:[2767]= C =
Code of the Geeks n.
see [2768]geek code.
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Node:code police, Next:[2769]codes, Previous:[2770]Code of the Geeks,
Up:[2771]= C =
code police n.
[by analogy with George Orwell's `thought police'] A mythical team of
Gestapo-like storm troopers that might burst into one's office and
arrest one for violating programming style rules. May be used either
seriously, to underline a claim that a particular style violation is
dangerous, or ironically, to suggest that the practice under
discussion is condemned mainly by anal-retentive [2772]weenies. "Dike
out that goto or the code police will get you!" The ironic usage is
perhaps more common.
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Node:codes, Next:[2773]codewalker, Previous:[2774]code police,
Up:[2775]= C =
codes n.
[scientific computing] Programs. This usage is common in people who
hack supercomputers and heavy-duty [2776]number-crunching, rare to
unknown elsewhere (if you say "codes" to hackers outside scientific
computing, their first association is likely to be "and cyphers").
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Node:codewalker, Next:[2777]coefficient of X, Previous:[2778]codes,
Up:[2779]= C =
codewalker n.
A program component that traverses other programs for a living.
Compilers have codewalkers in their front ends; so do cross-reference
generators and some database front ends. Other utility programs that
try to do too much with source code may turn into codewalkers. As in
"This new vgrind feature would require a codewalker to implement."
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Node:coefficient of X, Next:[2780]cokebottle,
Previous:[2781]codewalker, Up:[2782]= C =
coefficient of X n.
Hackish speech makes heavy use of pseudo-mathematical metaphors. Four
particularly important ones involve the terms `coefficient', `factor',
`index of X', and `quotient'. They are often loosely applied to things
you cannot really be quantitative about, but there are subtle
distinctions among them that convey information about the way the
speaker mentally models whatever he or she is describing.
`Foo factor' and `foo quotient' tend to describe something for which
the issue is one of presence or absence. The canonical example is
[2783]fudge factor. It's not important how much you're fudging; the
term simply acknowledges that some fudging is needed. You might talk
of liking a movie for its silliness factor. Quotient tends to imply
that the property is a ratio of two opposing factors: "I would have
won except for my luck quotient." This could also be "I would have won
except for the luck factor", but using quotient emphasizes that it was
bad luck overpowering good luck (or someone else's good luck
overpowering your own).
`Foo index' and `coefficient of foo' both tend to imply that foo is,
if not strictly measurable, at least something that can be larger or
smaller. Thus, you might refer to a paper or person as having a `high
bogosity index', whereas you would be less likely to speak of a `high
bogosity factor'. `Foo index' suggests that foo is a condensation of
many quantities, as in the mundane cost-of-living index; `coefficient
of foo' suggests that foo is a fundamental quantity, as in a
coefficient of friction. The choice between these terms is often one
of personal preference; e.g., some people might feel that bogosity is
a fundamental attribute and thus say `coefficient of bogosity',
whereas others might feel it is a combination of factors and thus say
`bogosity index'.
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Node:cokebottle, Next:[2784]cold boot, Previous:[2785]coefficient of
X, Up:[2786]= C =
cokebottle /kohk'bot-l/ n.
Any very unusual character, particularly one you can't type because it
isn't on your keyboard. MIT people used to complain about the
`control-meta-cokebottle' commands at SAIL, and SAIL people complained
right back about the `escape-escape-cokebottle' commands at MIT. After
the demise of the [2787]space-cadet keyboard, `cokebottle' faded away
as serious usage, but was often invoked humorously to describe an
(unspecified) weird or non-intuitive keystroke command. It may be due
for a second inning, however. The OSF/Motif window manager, mwm(1),
has a reserved keystroke for switching to the default set of
keybindings and behavior. This keystroke is (believe it or not)
`control-meta-bang' (see [2788]bang). Since the exclamation point
looks a lot like an upside down Coke bottle, Motif hackers have begun
referring to this keystroke as `cokebottle'. See also [2789]quadruple
bucky.
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Node:cold boot, Next:[2790]COME FROM, Previous:[2791]cokebottle,
Up:[2792]= C =
cold boot n.
See [2793]boot.
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Node:COME FROM, Next:[2794]comm mode, Previous:[2795]cold boot,
Up:[2796]= C =
COME FROM n.
A semi-mythical language construct dual to the `go to'; COME FROM
would cause the referenced label to act as a sort of trapdoor,
so that if the program ever reached it control would quietly and
[2797]automagically be transferred to the statement following the COME
FROM. COME FROM was first proposed in R. Lawrence Clark's "A
Linguistic Contribution to GOTO-less programming", which appeared in a
1973 [2798]Datamation issue (and was reprinted in the April 1984 issue
of "Communications of the ACM"). This parodied the then-raging
`structured programming' [2799]holy wars (see [2800]considered
harmful). Mythically, some variants are the `assigned COME FROM' and
the `computed COME FROM' (parodying some nasty control constructs in
FORTRAN and some extended BASICs). Of course, multi-tasking (or
non-determinism) could be implemented by having more than one COME
FROM statement coming from the same label.
In some ways the FORTRAN DO looks like a COME FROM statement. After
the terminating statement number/CONTINUE is reached, control
continues at the statement following the DO. Some generous FORTRANs
would allow arbitrary statements (other than CONTINUE) for the
statement, leading to examples like:
DO 10 I=1,LIMIT
C imagine many lines of code here, leaving the
C original DO statement lost in the spaghetti...
WRITE(6,10) I,FROB(I)
10 FORMAT(1X,I5,G10.4)
in which the trapdoor is just after the statement labeled 10. (This is
particularly surprising because the label doesn't appear to have
anything to do with the flow of control at all!)
While sufficiently astonishing to the unsuspecting reader, this form
of COME FROM statement isn't completely general. After all, control
will eventually pass to the following statement. The implementation of
the general form was left to Univac FORTRAN, ca. 1975 (though a
roughly similar feature existed on the IBM 7040 ten years earlier).
The statement AT 100 would perform a COME FROM 100. It was intended
strictly as a debugging aid, with dire consequences promised to anyone
so deranged as to use it in production code. More horrible things had
already been perpetrated in production languages, however; doubters
need only contemplate the ALTER verb in [2801]COBOL.
COME FROM was supported under its own name for the first time 15 years
later, in C-INTERCAL (see [2802]INTERCAL, [2803]retrocomputing);
knowledgeable observers are still reeling from the shock.
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Node:comm mode, Next:[2804]command key, Previous:[2805]COME FROM,
Up:[2806]= C =
comm mode /kom mohd/ n.
[ITS: from the feature supporting on-line chat; the term may spelled
with one or two m's] Syn. for [2807]talk mode.
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Node:command key, Next:[2808]comment out, Previous:[2809]comm mode,
Up:[2810]= C =
command key n.
[Mac users] Syn. [2811]feature key.
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Node:comment out, Next:[2812]Commonwealth Hackish,
Previous:[2813]command key, Up:[2814]= C =
comment out vt.
To surround a section of code with comment delimiters or to prefix
every line in the section with a comment marker; this prevents it from
being compiled or interpreted. Often done when the code is redundant
or obsolete, but is being left in the source to make the intent of the
active code clearer; also when the code in that section is broken and
you want to bypass it in order to debug some other part of the code.
Compare [2815]condition out, usually the preferred technique in
languages (such as [2816]C) that make it possible.
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Node:Commonwealth Hackish, Next:[2817]compact, Previous:[2818]comment
out, Up:[2819]= C =
Commonwealth Hackish n.
Hacker jargon as spoken in English outside the U.S., esp. in the
British Commonwealth. It is reported that Commonwealth speakers are
more likely to pronounce truncations like `char' and `soc', etc., as
spelled (/char/, /sok/), as opposed to American /keir/ and /sohsh/.
Dots in [2820]newsgroup names (especially two-component names) tend to
be pronounced more often (so soc.wibble is /sok dot wib'l/ rather than
/sohsh wib'l/).
Preferred [2821]metasyntactic variables include [2822]blurgle, eek,
ook, frodo, and bilbo; [2823]wibble, wobble, and in emergencies
wubble; flob, banana, tom, dick, harry, wombat, frog, [2824]fish,
[2825]womble and so on and on (see [2826]foo, sense 4). Alternatives
to verb doubling include suffixes `-o-rama', `frenzy' (as in feeding
frenzy), and `city' (examples: "barf city!" "hack-o-rama!" "core dump
frenzy!").
All the generic differences within the anglophone world inevitably
show themselves in the associated hackish dialects. The Greek letters
beta and zeta are usually pronounced /bee't*/ and /zee't*/; meta may
also be pronounced /mee't*/. Various punctuators (and even letters - Z
is called `zed', not `zee') are named differently: most crucially, for
hackish, where Americans use `parens', `brackets' and `braces' for (),
[] and {}, Commonwealth English uses `brackets', `square brackets' and
`curly brackets', though `parentheses' may be used for the first; the
exclamation mark, `!', is called pling rather than bang and the pound
sign, `#', is called hash; furthermore, the term `the pound sign' is
understood to mean the pound currency symbol (of course).
See also [2827]attoparsec, [2828]calculator, [2829]chemist,
[2830]console jockey, [2831]fish, [2832]go-faster stripes,
[2833]grunge, [2834]hakspek, [2835]heavy metal, [2836]leaky heap,
[2837]lord high fixer, [2838]loose bytes, [2839]muddie, [2840]nadger,
[2841]noddy, [2842]psychedelicware, [2843]plingnet, [2844]raster
blaster, [2845]RTBM, [2846]seggie, [2847]spod, [2848]sun lounge,
[2849]terminal junkie, [2850]tick-list features, [2851]weeble,
[2852]weasel, [2853]YABA, and notes or definitions under [2854]Bad
Thing, [2855]barf, [2856]bogus, [2857]bum, [2858]chase pointers,
[2859]cosmic rays, [2860]crippleware, [2861]crunch, [2862]dodgy,
[2863]gonk, [2864]hamster, [2865]hardwarily, [2866]mess-dos,
[2867]nybble, [2868]proglet, [2869]root, [2870]SEX, [2871]tweak,
[2872]womble, and [2873]xyzzy.
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Node:compact, Next:[2874]compiler jock, Previous:[2875]Commonwealth
Hackish, Up:[2876]= C =
compact adj.
Of a design, describes the valuable property that it can all be
apprehended at once in one's head. This generally means the thing
created from the design can be used with greater facility and fewer
errors than an equivalent tool that is not compact. Compactness does
not imply triviality or lack of power; for example, C is compact and
FORTRAN is not, but C is more powerful than FORTRAN. Designs become
non-compact through accreting [2877]features and [2878]cruft that
don't merge cleanly into the overall design scheme (thus, some fans of
[2879]Classic C maintain that ANSI C is no longer compact).
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Node:compiler jock, Next:[2880]compo, Previous:[2881]compact,
Up:[2882]= C =
compiler jock n.
See [2883]jock (sense 2).
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Node:compo, Next:[2884]compress, Previous:[2885]compiler jock,
Up:[2886]= C =
compo n.
[[2887]demoscene] Finnish-originated slang for `competition'. Demo
compos are held at a [2888]demoparty. The usual protocol is that
several groups make demos for a compo, they are shown on a big screen,
and then the party participants vote for the best one. Prizes (from
sponsors and party entrance fees) are given. Standard compo formats
include [2889]intro compos (4k or 64k demos), music compos, graphics
compos, quick [2890]demo compos (build a demo within 4 hours for
example), etc.
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Node:compress, Next:[2891]Compu$erve, Previous:[2892]compo, Up:[2893]=
C =
compress [Unix] vt.
When used without a qualifier, generally refers to [2894]crunching of
a file using a particular C implementation of compression by Joseph M.
Orost et al. and widely circulated via [2895]Usenet; use of
[2896]crunch itself in this sense is rare among Unix hackers.
Specifically, compress is built around the Lempel-Ziv-Welch algorithm
as described in "A Technique for High Performance Data Compression",
Terry A. Welch, "IEEE Computer", vol. 17, no. 6 (June 1984), pp. 8-19.
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Node:Compu$erve, Next:[2897]computer confetti,
Previous:[2898]compress, Up:[2899]= C =
Compu$erve n.
See [2900]CI$. Synonyms CompuSpend and Compu$pend are also reported.
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Node:computer confetti, Next:[2901]computer geek,
Previous:[2902]Compu$erve, Up:[2903]= C =
computer confetti n.
Syn. [2904]chad. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card
chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp
corners that could injure the eyes. GLS reports that he once attended
a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests
enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice. The groom later grumbled
that he and his bride had spent most of the evening trying to get the
stuff out of their hair.
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Node:computer geek, Next:[2905]computron, Previous:[2906]computer
confetti, Up:[2907]= C =
computer geek n.
1. One who eats (computer) bugs for a living. One who fulfills all the
dreariest negative stereotypes about hackers: an asocial, malodorous,
pasty-faced monomaniac with all the personality of a cheese grater.
Cannot be used by outsiders without implied insult to all hackers;
compare black-on-black vs. white-on-black usage of `nigger'. A
computer geek may be either a fundamentally clueless individual or a
proto-hacker in [2908]larval stage. Also called `turbo nerd', `turbo
geek'. See also [2909]propeller head, [2910]clustergeeking, [2911]geek
out, [2912]wannabee, [2913]terminal junkie, [2914]spod, [2915]weenie.
2. Some self-described computer geeks use this term in a positive
sense and protest sense 1 (this seems to have been a post-1990
development). For one such argument, see
[2916]http://www.darkwater.com/omni/geek.html. See also [2917]geek
code.
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Node:computron, Next:[2918]con, Previous:[2919]computer geek,
Up:[2920]= C =
computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/
n. 1. [common] A notional unit of computing power combining
instruction speed and storage capacity, dimensioned roughly in
instructions-per-second times megabytes-of-main-store times
megabytes-of-mass-storage. "That machine can't run GNU Emacs, it
doesn't have enough computrons!" This usage is usually found in
metaphors that treat computing power as a fungible commodity good,
like a crop yield or diesel horsepower. See [2921]bitty box, [2922]Get
a real computer!, [2923]toy, [2924]crank. 2. A mythical subatomic
particle that bears the unit quantity of computation or information,
in much the same way that an electron bears one unit of electric
charge (see also [2925]bogon). An elaborate pseudo-scientific theory
of computrons has been developed based on the physical fact that the
molecules in a solid object move more rapidly as it is heated. It is
argued that an object melts because the molecules have lost their
information about where they are supposed to be (that is, they have
emitted computrons). This explains why computers get so hot and
require air conditioning; they use up computrons. Conversely, it
should be possible to cool down an object by placing it in the path of
a computron beam. It is believed that this may also explain why
machines that work at the factory fail in the computer room: the
computrons there have been all used up by the other hardware. (The
popularity of this theory probably owes something to the "Warlock"
stories by Larry Niven, the best known being "What Good is a Glass
Dagger?", in which magic is fueled by an exhaustible natural resource
called `mana'.)
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Node:con, Next:[2926]condition out, Previous:[2927]computron,
Up:[2928]= C =
con n.
[from SF fandom] A science-fiction convention. Not used of other sorts
of conventions, such as professional meetings. This term, unlike many
others imported from SF-fan slang, is widely recognized even by
hackers who aren't [2929]fans. "We'd been corresponding on the net for
months, then we met face-to-face at a con."
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Node:condition out, Next:[2930]condom, Previous:[2931]con, Up:[2932]=
C =
condition out vt.
To prevent a section of code from being compiled by surrounding it
with a conditional-compilation directive whose condition is always
false. The [2933]canonical examples of these directives are #if 0 (or
#ifdef notdef, though some find the latter [2934]bletcherous) and
#endif in C. Compare [2935]comment out.
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Node:condom, Next:[2936]confuser, Previous:[2937]condition out,
Up:[2938]= C =
condom n.
1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.5-inch microfloppy
diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes. Unlike the
write protect tab, the condom (when left on) not only impedes the
practice of [2939]SEX but has also been shown to have a high failure
rate as drive mechanisms attempt to access the disk -- and can even
fatally frustrate insertion. 2. The protective cladding on a
[2940]light pipe. 3. `keyboard condom': A flexible, transparent
plastic cover for a keyboard, designed to provide some protection
against dust and [2941]programming fluid without impeding typing. 4.
`elephant condom': the plastic shipping bags used inside cardboard
boxes to protect hardware in transit. 5. n. obs. A dummy directory
/usr/tmp/sh, created to foil the [2942]Great Worm by exploiting a
portability bug in one of its parts. So named in the title of a
comp.risks article by Gene Spafford during the Worm crisis, and again
in the text of "The Internet Worm Program: An Analysis", Purdue
Technical Report CSD-TR-823.
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Node:confuser, Next:[2943]connector conspiracy, Previous:[2944]condom,
Up:[2945]= C =
confuser n.
Common soundalike slang for `computer'. Usually encountered in
compounds such as `confuser room', `personal confuser', `confuser
guru'. Usage: silly.
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Node:connector conspiracy, Next:[2946]cons, Previous:[2947]confuser,
Up:[2948]= C =
connector conspiracy n.
[probably came into prominence with the appearance of the KL-10 (one
model of the [2949]PDP-10), none of whose connectors matched anything
else] The tendency of manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or
purveyors of anything) to come up with new products that don't fit
together with the old stuff, thereby making you buy either all new
stuff or expensive interface devices. The KL-10 Massbus connector was
actually patented by [2950]DEC, which reputedly refused to license the
design and thus effectively locked third parties out of competition
for the lucrative Massbus peripherals market. This policy is a source
of never-ending frustration for the diehards who maintain older PDP-10
or VAX systems. Their CPUs work fine, but they are stuck with dying,
obsolescent disk and tape drives with low capacity and high power
requirements.
(A closely related phenomenon, with a slightly different intent, is
the habit manufacturers have of inventing new screw heads so that only
Designated Persons, possessing the magic screwdrivers, can remove
covers and make repairs or install options. A good 1990s example is
the use of Torx screws for cable-TV set-top boxes. Older Apple
Macintoshes took this one step further, requiring not only a long Torx
screwdriver but a specialized case-cracking tool to open the box.)
In these latter days of open-systems computing this term has fallen
somewhat into disuse, to be replaced by the observation that
"Standards are great! There are so many of them to choose from!"
Compare [2951]backward combatability.
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Node:cons, Next:[2952]considered harmful, Previous:[2953]connector
conspiracy, Up:[2954]= C =
cons /konz/ or /kons/
[from LISP] 1. vt. To add a new element to a specified list, esp. at
the top. "OK, cons picking a replacement for the console TTY onto the
agenda." 2. `cons up': vt. To synthesize from smaller pieces: "to cons
up an example".
In LISP itself, cons is the most fundamental operation for building
structures. It takes any two objects and returns a `dot-pair' or
two-branched tree with one object hanging from each branch. Because
the result of a cons is an object, it can be used to build binary
trees of any shape and complexity. Hackers think of it as a sort of
universal constructor, and that is where the jargon meanings spring
from.
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Node:considered harmful, Next:[2955]console, Previous:[2956]cons,
Up:[2957]= C =
considered harmful adj.
[very common] Edsger W. Dijkstra's note in the March 1968
"Communications of the ACM", "Goto Statement Considered Harmful",
fired the first salvo in the structured programming wars (text at
[2958]http://www.acm.org/classics). Amusingly, the ACM considered the
resulting acrimony sufficiently harmful that it will (by policy) no
longer print an article taking so assertive a position against a
coding practice. (Years afterwards, a contrary view was uttered in a
CACM letter called, inevitably, "`Goto considered harmful' considered
harmful'"'. In the ensuing decades, a large number of both serious
papers and parodies have borne titles of the form "X considered Y".
The structured-programming wars eventually blew over with the
realization that both sides were wrong, but use of such titles has
remained as a persistent minor in-joke (the `considered silly' found
at various places in this lexicon is related).
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Node:console, Next:[2959]console jockey, Previous:[2960]considered
harmful, Up:[2961]= C =
console n.
1. The operator's station of a [2962]mainframe. In times past, this
was a privileged location that conveyed godlike powers to anyone with
fingers on its keys. Under Unix and other modern timesharing OSes,
such privileges are guarded by passwords instead, and the console is
just the [2963]tty the system was booted from. Some of the mystique
remains, however, and it is traditional for sysadmins to post urgent
messages to all users from the console (on Unix, /dev/console). 2. On
microcomputer Unix boxes, the main screen and keyboard (as opposed to
character-only terminals talking to a serial port). Typically only the
console can do real graphics or run [2964]X.
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Node:console jockey, Next:[2965]content-free, Previous:[2966]console,
Up:[2967]= C =
console jockey n.
See [2968]terminal junkie.
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Node:content-free, Next:[2969]control-C, Previous:[2970]console
jockey, Up:[2971]= C =
content-free adj.
[by analogy with techspeak `context-free'] Used of a message that adds
nothing to the recipient's knowledge. Though this adjective is
sometimes applied to [2972]flamage, it more usually connotes derision
for communication styles that exalt form over substance or are
centered on concerns irrelevant to the subject ostensibly at hand.
Perhaps most used with reference to speeches by company presidents and
other professional manipulators. "Content-free? Uh... that's anything
printed on glossy paper." (See also [2973]four-color glossies.) "He
gave a talk on the implications of electronic networks for
postmodernism and the fin-de-siecle aesthetic. It was content-free."
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Node:control-C, Next:[2974]control-O, Previous:[2975]content-free,
Up:[2976]= C =
control-C vi.
1. "Stop whatever you are doing." From the interrupt character used on
many operating systems to abort a running program. Considered silly.
2. interj. Among BSD Unix hackers, the canonical humorous response to
"Give me a break!"
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Node:control-O, Next:[2977]control-Q, Previous:[2978]control-C,
Up:[2979]= C =
control-O vi.
"Stop talking." From the character used on some operating systems to
abort output but allow the program to keep on running. Generally means
that you are not interested in hearing anything more from that person,
at least on that topic; a standard response to someone who is flaming.
Considered silly. Compare [2980]control-S.
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Node:control-Q, Next:[2981]control-S, Previous:[2982]control-O,
Up:[2983]= C =
control-Q vi.
"Resume." From the ASCII DC1 or [2984]XON character (the pronunciation
/X-on/ is therefore also used), used to undo a previous
[2985]control-S.
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Node:control-S, Next:[2986]Conway's Law, Previous:[2987]control-Q,
Up:[2988]= C =
control-S vi.
"Stop talking for a second." From the ASCII DC3 or XOFF character (the
pronunciation /X-of/ is therefore also used). Control-S differs from
[2989]control-O in that the person is asked to stop talking (perhaps
because you are on the phone) but will be allowed to continue when
you're ready to listen to him -- as opposed to control-O, which has
more of the meaning of "Shut up." Considered silly.
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Node:Conway's Law, Next:[2990]cookbook, Previous:[2991]control-S,
Up:[2992]= C =
Conway's Law prov.
The rule that the organization of the software and the organization of
the software team will be congruent; commonly stated as "If you have
four groups working on a compiler, you'll get a 4-pass compiler". The
original statement was more general, "Organizations which design
systems are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the
communication structures of these organizations." This first appeared
in the April 1968 issue of [2993]Datamation. Compare [2994]SNAFU
principle.
The law was named after Melvin Conway, an early proto-hacker who wrote
an assembler for the Burroughs 220 called SAVE. (The name `SAVE'
didn't stand for anything; it was just that you lost fewer card decks
and listings because they all had SAVE written on them.)
There is also Tom Cheatham's amendment of Conway's Law: "If a group of
N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1 passes.
Someone in the group has to be the manager."
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Node:cookbook, Next:[2995]cooked mode, Previous:[2996]Conway's Law,
Up:[2997]= C =
cookbook n.
[from amateur electronics and radio] A book of small code segments
that the reader can use to do various [2998]magic things in programs.
One current example is the "[2999]PostScript Language Tutorial and
Cookbook" by Adobe Systems, Inc (Addison-Wesley, ISBN 0-201-10179-3),
also known as the [3000]Blue Book which has recipes for things like
wrapping text around arbitrary curves and making 3D fonts. Cookbooks,
slavishly followed, can lead one into [3001]voodoo programming, but
are useful for hackers trying to [3002]monkey up small programs in
unknown languages. This function is analogous to the role of
phrasebooks in human languages.
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Node:cooked mode, Next:[3003]cookie, Previous:[3004]cookbook,
Up:[3005]= C =
cooked mode n.
[Unix, by opposition from [3006]raw mode] The normal character-input
mode, with interrupts enabled and with erase, kill and other
special-character interpretations performed directly by the tty
driver. Oppose [3007]raw mode, [3008]rare mode. This term is techspeak
under Unix but jargon elsewhere; other operating systems often have
similar mode distinctions, and the raw/rare/cooked way of describing
them has spread widely along with the C language and other Unix
exports. Most generally, `cooked mode' may refer to any mode of a
system that does extensive preprocessing before presenting data to a
program.
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Node:cookie, Next:[3009]cookie bear, Previous:[3010]cooked mode,
Up:[3011]= C =
cookie n.
A handle, transaction ID, or other token of agreement between
cooperating programs. "I give him a packet, he gives me back a
cookie." The claim check you get from a dry-cleaning shop is a perfect
mundane example of a cookie; the only thing it's useful for is to
relate a later transaction to this one (so you get the same clothes
back). Compare [3012]magic cookie; see also [3013]fortune cookie. Now
mainstream in the specific sense of web-browser cookies.
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Node:cookie bear, Next:[3014]cookie file, Previous:[3015]cookie,
Up:[3016]= C =
cookie bear n. obs.
Original term, pre-Sesame-Street, for what is now universally called a
[3017]cookie monster. A correspondent observes "In those days, hackers
were actually getting their yucks from...sit down now...Andy Williams.
Yes, that Andy Williams. Seems he had a rather hip (by the standards
of the day) TV variety show. One of the best parts of the show was the
recurring `cookie bear' sketch. In these sketches, a guy in a bear
suit tried all sorts of tricks to get a cookie out of Williams. The
sketches would always end with Williams shrieking (and I don't mean
figuratively), `No cookies! Not now, not ever...NEVER!!!' And the bear
would fall down. Great stuff."
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Node:cookie file, Next:[3018]cookie jar, Previous:[3019]cookie bear,
Up:[3020]= C =
cookie file n.
A collection of [3021]fortune cookies in a format that facilitates
retrieval by a fortune program. There are several different cookie
files in public distribution, and site admins often assemble their own
from various sources including this lexicon.
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Node:cookie jar, Next:[3022]cookie monster, Previous:[3023]cookie
file, Up:[3024]= C =
cookie jar n.
An area of memory set aside for storing [3025]cookies. Most commonly
heard in the Atari ST community; many useful ST programs record their
presence by storing a distinctive [3026]magic number in the jar.
Programs can inquire after the presence or otherwise of other programs
by searching the contents of the jar.
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Node:cookie monster, Next:[3027]copious free time,
Previous:[3028]cookie jar, Up:[3029]= C =
cookie monster n.
[from the children's TV program "Sesame Street"] Any of a family of
early (1970s) hacks reported on [3030]TOPS-10, [3031]ITS,
[3032]Multics, and elsewhere that would lock up either the victim's
terminal (on a time-sharing machine) or the [3033]console (on a batch
[3034]mainframe), repeatedly demanding "I WANT A COOKIE". The required
responses ranged in complexity from "COOKIE" through "HAVE A COOKIE"
and upward. Folklorist Jan Brunvand (see [3035]FOAF) has described
these programs as urban legends (implying they probably never existed)
but they existed, all right, in several different versions. See also
[3036]wabbit. Interestingly, the term `cookie monster' appears to be a
[3037]retcon; the original term was [3038]cookie bear.
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Node:copious free time, Next:[3039]copper, Previous:[3040]cookie
monster, Up:[3041]= C =
copious free time n.
[Apple; orig. fr. the intro to Tom Lehrer's song "It Makes A Fellow
Proud To Be A Soldier"] 1. [used ironically to indicate the speaker's
lack of the quantity in question] A mythical schedule slot for
accomplishing tasks held to be unlikely or impossible. Sometimes used
to indicate that the speaker is interested in accomplishing the task,
but believes that the opportunity will not arise. "I'll implement the
automatic layout stuff in my copious free time." 2. [Archly] Time
reserved for bogus or otherwise idiotic tasks, such as implementation
of [3042]chrome, or the stroking of [3043]suits. "I'll get back to him
on that feature in my copious free time."
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Node:copper, Next:[3044]copy protection, Previous:[3045]copious free
time, Up:[3046]= C =
copper n.
Conventional electron-carrying network cable with a core conductor of
copper -- or aluminum! Opposed to [3047]light pipe or, say, a
short-range microwave link.
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Node:copy protection, Next:[3048]copybroke, Previous:[3049]copper,
Up:[3050]= C =
copy protection n.
A class of methods for preventing incompetent pirates from stealing
software and legitimate customers from using it. Considered silly.
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Node:copybroke, Next:[3051]copycenter, Previous:[3052]copy protection,
Up:[3053]= C =
copybroke /kop'ee-brohk/ adj.
1. [play on `copyright'] Used to describe an instance of a
copy-protected program that has been `broken'; that is, a copy with
the copy-protection scheme disabled. Syn. [3054]copywronged. 2.
Copy-protected software which is unusable because of some bit-rot or
bug that has confused the anti-piracy check. See also [3055]copy
protection.
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Node:copycenter, Next:[3056]copyleft, Previous:[3057]copybroke,
Up:[3058]= C =
copycenter n.
[play on `copyright' and `copyleft'] 1. The copyright notice carried
by the various flavors of freeware BSD. According to Kirk McKusick at
BSDCon 1999: "The way it was characterized politically, you had
copyright, which is what the big companies use to lock everything up;
you had copyleft, which is free software's way of making sure they
can't lock it up; and then Berkeley had what we called "copycenter",
which is "take it down to the copy center and make as many copies as
you want".
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Node:copyleft, Next:[3059]copyparty, Previous:[3060]copycenter,
Up:[3061]= C =
copyleft /kop'ee-left/ n.
[play on `copyright'] 1. The copyright notice (`General Public
License') carried by [3062]GNU [3063]EMACS and other Free Software
Foundation software, granting reuse and reproduction rights to all
comers (but see also [3064]General Public Virus). 2. By extension, any
copyright notice intended to achieve similar aims.
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Node:copyparty, Next:[3065]copywronged, Previous:[3066]copyleft,
Up:[3067]= C =
copyparty n.
[C64/amiga [3068]demoscene ]A computer party organized so demosceners
can meet other in real life, and to facilitate software copying
(mostly pirated software). The copyparty has become less common as the
Internet makes communication easier. The demoscene has gradually
evolved the [3069]demoparty to replace it.
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Node:copywronged, Next:[3070]core, Previous:[3071]copyparty,
Up:[3072]= C =
copywronged /kop'ee-rongd/ adj.
[play on `copyright'] Syn. for [3073]copybroke.
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Node:core, Next:[3074]core cancer, Previous:[3075]copywronged,
Up:[3076]= C =
core n.
Main storage or RAM. Dates from the days of ferrite-core memory; now
archaic as techspeak most places outside IBM, but also still used in
the Unix community and by old-time hackers or those who would sound
like them. Some derived idioms are quite current; `in core', for
example, means `in memory' (as opposed to `on disk'), and both
[3077]core dump and the `core image' or `core file' produced by one
are terms in favor. Some varieties of Commonwealth hackish prefer
[3078]store.
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Node:core cancer, Next:[3079]core dump, Previous:[3080]core,
Up:[3081]= C =
core cancer n.
[rare] A process that exhibits a slow but inexorable resource
[3082]leak -- like a cancer, it kills by crowding out productive
`tissue'.
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Node:core dump, Next:[3083]core leak, Previous:[3084]core cancer,
Up:[3085]= C =
core dump n.
[common [3086]Iron Age jargon, preserved by Unix] 1. [techspeak] A
copy of the contents of [3087]core, produced when a process is aborted
by certain kinds of internal error. 2. By extension, used for humans
passing out, vomiting, or registering extreme shock. "He dumped core.
All over the floor. What a mess." "He heard about X and dumped core."
3. Occasionally used for a human rambling on pointlessly at great
length; esp. in apology: "Sorry, I dumped core on you". 4. A
recapitulation of knowledge (compare [3088]bits, sense 1). Hence,
spewing all one knows about a topic (syn. [3089]brain dump), esp. in a
lecture or answer to an exam question. "Short, concise answers are
better than core dumps" (from the instructions to an exam at
Columbia). See [3090]core.
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Node:core leak, Next:[3091]Core Wars, Previous:[3092]core dump,
Up:[3093]= C =
core leak n.
Syn. [3094]memory leak.
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Node:Core Wars, Next:[3095]corge, Previous:[3096]core leak, Up:[3097]=
C =
Core Wars n.
A game between `assembler' programs in a machine or machine simulator,
where the objective is to kill your opponent's program by overwriting
it. Popularized in the 1980s by A. K. Dewdney's column in "Scientific
American" magazine, but described in "Software Practice And
Experience" a decade earlier. The game was actually devised and played
by Victor Vyssotsky, Robert Morris Sr., and Doug McIlroy in the early
1960s (Dennis Ritchie is sometimes incorrectly cited as a co-author,
but was not involved). Their original game was called `Darwin' and ran
on a IBM 7090 at Bell Labs. See [3098]core. For information on the
modern game, do a web search for the `rec.games.corewar FAQ' or surf
to the [3099]King Of The Hill site.
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Node:corge, Next:[3100]cosmic rays, Previous:[3101]Core Wars,
Up:[3102]= C =
corge /korj/ n.
[originally, the name of a cat] Yet another [3103]metasyntactic
variable, invented by Mike Gallaher and propagated by the
[3104]GOSMACS documentation. See [3105]grault.
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Node:cosmic rays, Next:[3106]cough and die, Previous:[3107]corge,
Up:[3108]= C =
cosmic rays n.
Notionally, the cause of [3109]bit rot. However, this is a
semi-independent usage that may be invoked as a humorous way to
[3110]handwave away any minor [3111]randomness that doesn't seem worth
the bother of investigating. "Hey, Eric -- I just got a burst of
garbage on my [3112]tube, where did that come from?" "Cosmic rays, I
guess." Compare [3113]sunspots, [3114]phase of the moon. The British
seem to prefer the usage `cosmic showers'; `alpha particles' is also
heard, because stray alpha particles passing through a memory chip can
cause single-bit errors (this becomes increasingly more likely as
memory sizes and densities increase).
Factual note: Alpha particles cause bit rot, cosmic rays do not
(except occasionally in spaceborne computers). Intel could not explain
random bit drops in their early chips, and one hypothesis was cosmic
rays. So they created the World's Largest Lead Safe, using 25 tons of
the stuff, and used two identical boards for testing. One was placed
in the safe, one outside. The hypothesis was that if cosmic rays were
causing the bit drops, they should see a statistically significant
difference between the error rates on the two boards. They did not
observe such a difference. Further investigation demonstrated
conclusively that the bit drops were due to alpha particle emissions
from thorium (and to a much lesser degree uranium) in the
encapsulation material. Since it is impossible to eliminate these
radioactives (they are uniformly distributed through the earth's
crust, with the statistically insignificant exception of uranium
lodes) it became obvious that one has to design memories to withstand
these hits.
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Node:cough and die, Next:[3115]courier, Previous:[3116]cosmic rays,
Up:[3117]= C =
cough and die v.
Syn. [3118]barf. Connotes that the program is throwing its hands up by
design rather than because of a bug or oversight. "The parser saw a
control-A in its input where it was looking for a printable, so it
coughed and died." Compare [3119]die, [3120]die horribly, [3121]scream
and die.
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Node:courier, Next:[3122]cow orker, Previous:[3123]cough and die,
Up:[3124]= C =
courier
[BBS & cracker cultures] A person who distributes newly cracked
[3125]warez, as opposed to a [3126]server who makes them available for
download or a [3127]leech who merely downloads them. Hackers recognize
this term but don't use it themselves, as the act is not part of their
culture. See also [3128]warez d00dz, [3129]cracker, [3130]elite.
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Node:cow orker, Next:[3131]cowboy, Previous:[3132]courier, Up:[3133]=
C =
cow orker n.
[Usenet] n. fortuitous typo for co-worker, widely used in Usenet, with
perhaps a hint that orking cows is illegal. This term was popularized
by Scott Adams (the creator of [3134]Dilbert) but already appears in
the January 1996 version of the [3135]scary devil monastery FAQ. There
are plausible reports that it was in use on talk.bizarre as early as
1992. Compare [3136]hing, [3137]grilf, [3138]filk, [3139]newsfroup.
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Node:cowboy, Next:[3140]CP/M, Previous:[3141]cow orker, Up:[3142]= C =
cowboy n.
[Sun, from William Gibson's [3143]cyberpunk SF] Synonym for
[3144]hacker. It is reported that at Sun this word is often said with
reverence.
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Node:CP/M, Next:[3145]CPU Wars, Previous:[3146]cowboy, Up:[3147]= C =
CP/M /C-P-M/ n.
[Control Program/Monitor; later [3148]retconned to Control Program for
Microcomputers] An early microcomputer [3149]OS written by hacker Gary
Kildall for 8080- and Z80-based machines, very popular in the late
1970s but virtually wiped out by MS-DOS after the release of the IBM
PC in 1981. Legend has it that Kildall's company blew its chance to
write the OS for the IBM PC because Kildall decided to spend a day
IBM's reps wanted to meet with him enjoying the perfect flying weather
in his private plane. Many of CP/M's features and conventions strongly
resemble those of early [3150]DEC operating systems such as
[3151]TOPS-10, OS/8, RSTS, and RSX-11. See [3152]MS-DOS,
[3153]operating system.
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Node:CPU Wars, Next:[3154]crack, Previous:[3155]CP/M, Up:[3156]= C =
CPU Wars /C-P-U worz/ n.
A 1979 large-format comic by Chas Andres chronicling the attempts of
the brainwashed androids of IPM (Impossible to Program Machines) to
conquer and destroy the peaceful denizens of HEC (Human Engineered
Computers). This rather transparent allegory featured many references
to [3157]ADVENT and the immortal line "Eat flaming death, minicomputer
mongrels!" (uttered, of course, by an IPM stormtrooper). The whole
shebang is now [3158]available on the Web.
It is alleged that the author subsequently received a letter of
appreciation on IBM company stationery from the head of IBM's Thomas
J. Watson Research Laboratories (then, as now, one of the few islands
of true hackerdom in the IBM archipelago). The lower loop of the B in
the IBM logo, it is said, had been carefully whited out. See [3159]eat
flaming death.
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Node:crack, Next:[3160]crack root, Previous:[3161]CPU Wars, Up:[3162]=
C =
crack
[warez d00dz] 1. v. To break into a system (compare [3163]cracker). 2.
v. Action of removing the copy protection from a commercial program.
People who write cracks consider themselves challenged by the copy
protection measures. They will often do it as much to show that they
are smarter than the developper who designed the copy protection
scheme than to actually copy the program. 3. n. A program,
instructions or patch used to remove the copy protection of a program
or to uncripple features from a demo/time limited program. 4. An
[3164]exploit.
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Node:crack root, Next:[3165]cracker, Previous:[3166]crack, Up:[3167]=
C =
crack root v.
[very common] To defeat the security system of a Unix machine and gain
[3168]root privileges thereby; see [3169]cracking.
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Node:cracker, Next:[3170]cracking, Previous:[3171]crack root,
Up:[3172]= C =
cracker n.
One who breaks security on a system. Coined ca. 1985 by hackers in
defense against journalistic misuse of [3173]hacker (q.v., sense 8).
An earlier attempt to establish `worm' in this sense around 1981-82 on
Usenet was largely a failure.
Use of both these neologisms reflects a strong revulsion against the
theft and vandalism perpetrated by cracking rings. While it is
expected that any real hacker will have done some playful cracking and
knows many of the basic techniques, anyone past [3174]larval stage is
expected to have outgrown the desire to do so except for immediate,
benign, practical reasons (for example, if it's necessary to get
around some security in order to get some work done).
Thus, there is far less overlap between hackerdom and crackerdom than
the [3175]mundane reader misled by sensationalistic journalism might
expect. Crackers tend to gather in small, tight-knit, very secretive
groups that have little overlap with the huge, open poly-culture this
lexicon describes; though crackers often like to describe themselves
as hackers, most true hackers consider them a separate and lower form
of life.
Ethical considerations aside, hackers figure that anyone who can't
imagine a more interesting way to play with their computers than
breaking into someone else's has to be pretty [3176]losing. Some other
reasons crackers are looked down on are discussed in the entries on
[3177]cracking and [3178]phreaking. See also [3179]samurai,
[3180]dark-side hacker, and [3181]hacker ethic. For a portrait of the
typical teenage cracker, see [3182]warez d00dz.
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Node:cracking, Next:[3183]crank, Previous:[3184]cracker, Up:[3185]= C
=
cracking n.
[very common] The act of breaking into a computer system; what a
[3186]cracker does. Contrary to widespread myth, this does not usually
involve some mysterious leap of hackerly brilliance, but rather
persistence and the dogged repetition of a handful of fairly
well-known tricks that exploit common weaknesses in the security of
target systems. Accordingly, most crackers are only mediocre hackers.
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Node:crank, Next:[3187]crapplet, Previous:[3188]cracking, Up:[3189]= C
=
crank vt.
[from automotive slang] Verb used to describe the performance of a
machine, especially sustained performance. "This box cranks (or,
cranks at) about 6 megaflops, with a burst mode of twice that on
vectorized operations."
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Node:crapplet, Next:[3190]CrApTeX, Previous:[3191]crank, Up:[3192]= C
=
crapplet n.
[portmanteau, crap + applet] A worthless applet, esp. a Java widget
attached to a web page that doesn't work or even crashes your browser.
Also spelled `craplet'.
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Node:CrApTeX, Next:[3193]crash, Previous:[3194]crapplet, Up:[3195]= C
=
CrApTeX /krap'tekh/ n.
[University of York, England] Term of abuse used to describe TeX and
LaTeX when they don't work (when used by TeXhackers), or all the time
(by everyone else). The non-TeX-enthusiasts generally dislike it
because it is more verbose than other formatters (e.g. [3196]troff)
and because (particularly if the standard Computer Modern fonts are
used) it generates vast output files. See [3197]religious issues,
[3198]TeX.
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Node:crash, Next:[3199]crash and burn, Previous:[3200]CrApTeX,
Up:[3201]= C =
crash
1. n. A sudden, usually drastic failure. Most often said of the
[3202]system (q.v., sense 1), esp. of magnetic disk drives (the term
originally described what happens when the air gap of a hard disk
collapses). "Three [3203]lusers lost their files in last night's disk
crash." A disk crash that involves the read/write heads dropping onto
the surface of the disks and scraping off the oxide may also be
referred to as a `head crash', whereas the term `system crash'
usually, though not always, implies that the operating system or other
software was at fault. 2. v. To fail suddenly. "Has the system just
crashed?" "Something crashed the OS!" See [3204]down. Also used
transitively to indicate the cause of the crash (usually a person or a
program, or both). "Those idiots playing [3205]SPACEWAR crashed the
system." 3. vi. Sometimes said of people hitting the sack after a long
[3206]hacking run; see [3207]gronk out.
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Node:crash and burn, Next:[3208]crawling horror, Previous:[3209]crash,
Up:[3210]= C =
crash and burn vi.,n.
A spectacular crash, in the mode of the conclusion of the car-chase
scene in the movie "Bullitt" and many subsequent imitators (compare
[3211]die horribly). Sun-3 monitors losing the flyback transformer and
lightning strikes on VAX-11/780 backplanes are notable crash and burn
generators. The construction `crash-and-burn machine' is reported for
a computer used exclusively for alpha or [3212]beta testing, or
reproducing bugs (i.e., not for development). The implication is that
it wouldn't be such a disaster if that machine crashed, since only the
testers would be inconvenienced.
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Node:crawling horror, Next:[3213]cray, Previous:[3214]crash and burn,
Up:[3215]= C =
crawling horror n.
Ancient crufty hardware or software that is kept obstinately alive by
forces beyond the control of the hackers at a site. Like [3216]dusty
deck or [3217]gonkulator, but connotes that the thing described is not
just an irritation but an active menace to health and sanity. "Mostly
we code new stuff in C, but they pay us to maintain one big FORTRAN II
application from nineteen-sixty-X that's a real crawling horror...."
Compare [3218]WOMBAT.
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Node:cray, Next:[3219]cray instability, Previous:[3220]crawling
horror, Up:[3221]= C =
cray /kray/ n.
1. (properly, capitalized) One of the line of supercomputers designed
by Cray Research. 2. Any supercomputer at all. 3. The [3222]canonical
[3223]number-crunching machine.
The term is actually the lowercased last name of Seymour Cray, a noted
computer architect and co-founder of the company. Numerous vivid
legends surround him, some true and some admittedly invented by Cray
Research brass to shape their corporate culture and image.
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Node:cray instability, Next:[3224]crayola, Previous:[3225]cray,
Up:[3226]= C =
cray instability n.
1. A shortcoming of a program or algorithm that manifests itself only
when a large problem is being run on a powerful machine (see
[3227]cray). Generally more subtle than bugs that can be detected in
smaller problems running on a workstation or mini. 2. More
specifically, a shortcoming of algorithms which are well behaved when
run on gentle floating point hardware (such as IEEE-standard or
PDP-series machines) but which break down badly when exposed to a
Cray's unique `rounding' rules.
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Node:crayola, Next:[3228]crayola books, Previous:[3229]cray
instability, Up:[3230]= C =
crayola /kray-oh'l*/ n.
A super-mini or -micro computer that provides some reasonable
percentage of supercomputer performance for an unreasonably low price.
Might also be a [3231]killer micro.
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Node:crayola books, Next:[3232]crayon, Previous:[3233]crayola,
Up:[3234]= C =
crayola books n.
The [3235]rainbow series of National Computer Security Center (NCSC)
computer security standards (see [3236]Orange Book). Usage: humorous
and/or disparaging.
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Node:crayon, Next:[3237]creationism, Previous:[3238]crayola books,
Up:[3239]= C =
crayon n.
1. Someone who works on Cray supercomputers. More specifically, it
implies a programmer, probably of the CDC ilk, probably male, and
almost certainly wearing a tie (irrespective of gender). Systems types
who have a Unix background tend not to be described as crayons. 2.
Formerly, anyone who worked for Cray Research; since the buyout by
SGI, anyone they inherited from Cray. 3. A [3240]computron (sense 2)
that participates only in [3241]number-crunching. 4. A unit of
computational power equal to that of a single Cray-1. There is a
standard joke about this usage that derives from an old Crayola crayon
promotional gimmick: When you buy 64 crayons you get a free sharpener.
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Node:creationism, Next:[3242]creep, Previous:[3243]crayon, Up:[3244]=
C =
creationism n.
The (false) belief that large, innovative software designs can be
completely specified in advance and then painlessly magicked out of
the void by the normal efforts of a team of normally talented
programmers. In fact, experience has shown repeatedly that good
designs arise only from evolutionary, exploratory interaction between
one (or at most a small handful of) exceptionally able designer(s) and
an active user population -- and that the first try at a big new idea
is always wrong. Unfortunately, because these truths don't fit the
planning models beloved of [3245]management, they are generally
ignored.
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Node:creep, Next:[3246]creeping elegance, Previous:[3247]creationism,
Up:[3248]= C =
creep v.
To advance, grow, or multiply inexorably. In hackish usage this verb
has overtones of menace and silliness, evoking the creeping horrors of
low-budget monster movies.
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Node:creeping elegance, Next:[3249]creeping featurism,
Previous:[3250]creep, Up:[3251]= C =
creeping elegance n.
Describes a tendency for parts of a design to become [3252]elegant
past the point of diminishing return, something which often happens at
the expense of the less interesting parts of the design, the schedule,
and other things deemed important in the [3253]Real World. See also
[3254]creeping featurism, [3255]second-system effect, [3256]tense.
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Node:creeping featurism, Next:[3257]creeping featuritis,
Previous:[3258]creeping elegance, Up:[3259]= C =
creeping featurism /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n.
[common] 1. Describes a systematic tendency to load more [3260]chrome
and [3261]features onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance
they may have possessed when originally designed. See also
[3262]feeping creaturism. "You know, the main problem with [3263]BSD
Unix has always been creeping featurism." 2. More generally, the
tendency for anything complicated to become even more complicated
because people keep saying "Gee, it would be even better if it had
this feature too". (See [3264]feature.) The result is usually a
patchwork because it grew one ad-hoc step at a time, rather than being
planned. Planning is a lot of work, but it's easy to add just one
extra little feature to help someone ... and then another ... and
another.... When creeping featurism gets out of hand, it's like a
cancer. Usually this term is used to describe computer programs, but
it could also be said of the federal government, the IRS 1040 form,
and new cars. A similar phenomenon sometimes afflicts conscious
redesigns; see [3265]second-system effect. See also [3266]creeping
elegance.
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Node:creeping featuritis, Next:[3267]cretin, Previous:[3268]creeping
featurism, Up:[3269]= C =
creeping featuritis /kree'ping fee'-chr-i:`t*s/ n.
Variant of [3270]creeping featurism, with its own spoonerization:
`feeping creaturitis'. Some people like to reserve this form for the
disease as it actually manifests in software or hardware, as opposed
to the lurking general tendency in designers' minds. (After all, -ism
means `condition' or `pursuit of', whereas -itis usually means
`inflammation of'.)
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Node:cretin, Next:[3271]cretinous, Previous:[3272]creeping featuritis,
Up:[3273]= C =
cretin /kret'in/ or /kree'tn/ n.
Congenital [3274]loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do
anything right. It has been observed that many American hackers tend
to favor the British pronunciation /kret'in/ over standard American
/kree'tn/; it is thought this may be due to the insidious phonetic
influence of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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Node:cretinous, Next:[3275]crippleware, Previous:[3276]cretin,
Up:[3277]= C =
cretinous /kret'n-*s/ or /kreet'n-*s/ adj.
Wrong; stupid; non-functional; very poorly designed. Also used
pejoratively of people. See [3278]dread high-bit disease for an
example. Approximate synonyms: [3279]bletcherous, [3280]bagbiting
[3281]losing, [3282]brain-damaged.
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Node:crippleware, Next:[3283]critical mass, Previous:[3284]cretinous,
Up:[3285]= C =
crippleware n.
1. [common] Software that has some important functionality
deliberately removed, so as to entice potential users to pay for a
working version. 2. [Cambridge] Variety of [3286]guiltware that
exhorts you to donate to some charity (compare [3287]careware,
[3288]nagware). 3. Hardware deliberately crippled, which can be
upgraded to a more expensive model by a trivial change (e.g., cutting
a jumper).
An excellent example of crippleware (sense 3) is Intel's 486SX chip,
which is a standard 486DX chip with the co-processor diked out (in
some early versions it was present but disabled). To upgrade, you buy
a complete 486DX chip with working co-processor (its identity thinly
veiled by a different pinout) and plug it into the board's expansion
socket. It then disables the SX, which becomes a fancy power sink.
Don't you love Intel?
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Node:critical mass, Next:[3289]crlf, Previous:[3290]crippleware,
Up:[3291]= C =
critical mass n.
In physics, the minimum amount of fissionable material required to
sustain a chain reaction. Of a software product, describes a condition
of the software such that fixing one bug introduces one plus
[3292]epsilon bugs. (This malady has many causes: [3293]creeping
featurism, ports to too many disparate environments, poor initial
design, etc.) When software achieves critical mass, it can never be
fixed; it can only be discarded and rewritten.
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Node:crlf, Next:[3294]crock, Previous:[3295]critical mass, Up:[3296]=
C =
crlf /ker'l*f/, sometimes /kru'l*f/ or /C-R-L-F/ n.
(often capitalized as `CRLF') A carriage return (CR, ASCII 0001101)
followed by a line feed (LF, ASCII 0001010). More loosely, whatever it
takes to get you from the end of one line of text to the beginning of
the next line. See [3297]newline, [3298]terpri. Under [3299]Unix
influence this usage has become less common (Unix uses a bare line
feed as its `CRLF').
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Node:crock, Next:[3300]cross-post, Previous:[3301]crlf, Up:[3302]= C =
crock n.
[from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] 1. An awkward feature
or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner. For example,
using small integers to represent error codes without the program
interpreting them to the user (as in, for example, Unix make(1), which
returns code 139 for a process that dies due to [3303]segfault). 2. A
technique that works acceptably, but which is quite prone to failure
if disturbed in the least. For example, a too-clever programmer might
write an assembler which mapped instruction mnemonics to numeric
opcodes algorithmically, a trick which depends far too intimately on
the particular bit patterns of the opcodes. (For another example of
programming with a dependence on actual opcode values, see [3304]The
Story of Mel in Appendix A.) Many crocks have a tightly woven, almost
completely unmodifiable structure. See [3305]kluge, [3306]brittle. The
adjectives `crockish' and `crocky', and the nouns `crockishness' and
`crockitude', are also used.
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Node:cross-post, Next:[3307]crossload, Previous:[3308]crock,
Up:[3309]= C =
cross-post vi.
[Usenet; very common] To post a single article simultaneously to
several newsgroups. Distinguished from posting the article repeatedly,
once to each newsgroup, which causes people to see it multiple times
(which is very bad form). Gratuitous cross-posting without a
Followup-To line directing responses to a single followup group is
frowned upon, as it tends to cause [3310]followup articles to go to
inappropriate newsgroups when people respond to only one part of the
original posting.
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Node:crossload, Next:[3311]crudware, Previous:[3312]cross-post,
Up:[3313]= C =
crossload v.,n.
[proposed, by analogy with [3314]upload and [3315]download] To move
files between machines on a peer-to-peer network of nodes that act as
both servers and clients for a distributed file store. Esp.
appropriate for ananonymized networks like Gnutella and Freenet.
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Node:crudware, Next:[3316]cruft, Previous:[3317]crossload, Up:[3318]=
C =
crudware /kruhd'weir/ n.
Pejorative term for the hundreds of megabytes of low-quality
[3319]freeware circulated by user's groups and BBS systems in the
micro-hobbyist world. "Yet another set of disk catalog utilities for
[3320]MS-DOS? What crudware!"
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Node:cruft, Next:[3321]cruft together, Previous:[3322]crudware,
Up:[3323]= C =
cruft /kruhft/
[very common; back-formation from [3324]crufty] 1. n. An unpleasant
substance. The dust that gathers under your bed is cruft; the TMRC
Dictionary correctly noted that attacking it with a broom only
produces more. 2. n. The results of shoddy construction. 3. vt. [from
`hand cruft', pun on `hand craft'] To write assembler code for
something normally (and better) done by a compiler (see
[3325]hand-hacking). 4. n. Excess; superfluous junk; used esp. of
redundant or superseded code. 5. [University of Wisconsin] n. Cruft is
to hackers as gaggle is to geese; that is, at UW one properly says "a
cruft of hackers".
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Node:cruft together, Next:[3326]cruftsmanship, Previous:[3327]cruft,
Up:[3328]= C =
cruft together vt.
(also `cruft up') To throw together something ugly but temporarily
workable. Like vt. [3329]kluge up, but more pejorative. "There isn't
any program now to reverse all the lines of a file, but I can probably
cruft one together in about 10 minutes." See [3330]hack together,
[3331]hack up, [3332]kluge up, [3333]crufty.
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Node:cruftsmanship, Next:[3334]crufty, Previous:[3335]cruft together,
Up:[3336]= C =
cruftsmanship /kruhfts'm*n-ship / n.
[from [3337]cruft] The antithesis of craftsmanship.
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Node:crufty, Next:[3338]crumb, Previous:[3339]cruftsmanship,
Up:[3340]= C =
crufty /kruhf'tee/ adj.
[very common; origin unknown; poss. from `crusty' or `cruddy'] 1.
Poorly built, possibly over-complex. The [3341]canonical example is
"This is standard old crufty [3342]DEC software". In fact, one
fanciful theory of the origin of `crufty' holds that was originally a
mutation of `crusty' applied to DEC software so old that the `s'
characters were tall and skinny, looking more like `f' characters. 2.
Unpleasant, especially to the touch, often with encrusted junk. Like
spilled coffee smeared with peanut butter and catsup. 3. Generally
unpleasant. 4. (sometimes spelled `cruftie') n. A small crufty object
(see [3343]frob); often one that doesn't fit well into the scheme of
things. "A LISP property list is a good place to store crufties (or,
collectively, [3344]random cruft)."
This term is one of the oldest in the jargon and no one is sure of its
etymology, but it is suggestive that there is a Cruft Hall at Harvard
University which is part of the old physics building; it's said to
have been the physics department's radar lab during WWII. To this day
(early 1993) the windows appear to be full of random techno-junk. MIT
or Lincoln Labs people may well have coined the term as a knock on the
competition.
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Node:crumb, Next:[3345]crunch, Previous:[3346]crufty, Up:[3347]= C =
crumb n.
Two binary digits; a [3348]quad. Larger than a [3349]bit, smaller than
a [3350]nybble. Considered silly. Syn. [3351]tayste. General
discussion of such terms is under [3352]nybble.
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Node:crunch, Next:[3353]cryppie, Previous:[3354]crumb, Up:[3355]= C =
crunch 1. vi.
To process, usually in a time-consuming or complicated way. Connotes
an essentially trivial operation that is nonetheless painful to
perform. The pain may be due to the triviality's being embedded in a
loop from 1 to 1,000,000,000. "FORTRAN programs do mostly
[3356]number-crunching." 2. vt. To reduce the size of a file by a
complicated scheme that produces bit configurations completely
unrelated to the original data, such as by a Huffman code. (The file
ends up looking something like a paper document would if somebody
crunched the paper into a wad.) Since such compression usually takes
more computations than simpler methods such as run-length encoding,
the term is doubly appropriate. (This meaning is usually used in the
construction `file crunch(ing)' to distinguish it from
[3357]number-crunching.) See [3358]compress. 3. n. The character #.
Used at XEROX and CMU, among other places. See [3359]ASCII. 4. vt. To
squeeze program source into a minimum-size representation that will
still compile or execute. The term came into being specifically for a
famous program on the BBC micro that crunched BASIC source in order to
make it run more quickly (it was a wholly interpretive BASIC, so the
number of characters mattered). [3360]Obfuscated C Contest entries are
often crunched; see the first example under that entry.
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Node:cryppie, Next:[3361]CTSS, Previous:[3362]crunch, Up:[3363]= C =
cryppie /krip'ee/ n.
A cryptographer. One who hacks or implements cryptographic software or
hardware.
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Node:CTSS, Next:[3364]cube, Previous:[3365]cryppie, Up:[3366]= C =
CTSS /C-T-S-S/ n.
Compatible Time-Sharing System. An early (1963) experiment in the
design of interactive time-sharing operating systems, ancestral to
[3367]Multics, [3368]Unix, and [3369]ITS. The name [3370]ITS
(Incompatible Time-sharing System) was a hack on CTSS, meant both as a
joke and to express some basic differences in philosophy about the way
I/O services should be presented to user programs.
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Node:cube, Next:[3371]cubing, Previous:[3372]CTSS, Up:[3373]= C =
cube n.
1. [short for `cubicle'] A module in the open-plan offices used at
many programming shops. "I've got the manuals in my cube." 2. A NeXT
machine (which resembles a matte-black cube).
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Node:cubing, Next:[3374]cup holder, Previous:[3375]cube, Up:[3376]= C
=
cubing vi.
[parallel with `tubing'] 1. Hacking on an IPSC (Intel Personal
SuperComputer) hypercube. "Louella's gone cubing again!!" 2. Hacking
Rubik's Cube or related puzzles, either physically or mathematically.
3. An indescribable form of self-torture (see sense 1 or 2).
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Node:cup holder, Next:[3377]cursor dipped in X, Previous:[3378]cubing,
Up:[3379]= C =
cup holder n.
The tray of a CD-ROM drive, or by extension the CD drive itself. So
called because of a common tech support legend about the idiot who
called to complain that the cup holder on his computer broke. A joke
program was once distributed around the net called "cupholder.exe",
which when run simply extended the CD drive tray. The humor of this
was of course lost on people whose drive had a slot or a caddy
instead.
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Node:cursor dipped in X, Next:[3380]cuspy, Previous:[3381]cup holder,
Up:[3382]= C =
cursor dipped in X n.
There are a couple of metaphors in English of the form `pen dipped in
X' (perhaps the most common values of X are `acid', `bile', and
`vitriol'). These map over neatly to this hackish usage (the cursor
being what moves, leaving letters behind, when one is composing
on-line). "Talk about a [3383]nastygram! He must've had his cursor
dipped in acid when he wrote that one!"
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Node:cuspy, Next:[3384]cut a tape, Previous:[3385]cursor dipped in X,
Up:[3386]= C =
cuspy /kuhs'pee/ adj.
[WPI: from the [3387]DEC abbreviation CUSP, for `Commonly Used System
Program', i.e., a utility program used by many people] 1. (of a
program) Well-written. 2. Functionally excellent. A program that
performs well and interfaces well to users is cuspy. See [3388]rude.
3. [NYU] Said of an attractive woman, especially one regarded as
available. Implies a certain curvaceousness.
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Node:cut a tape, Next:[3389]cybercrud, Previous:[3390]cuspy,
Up:[3391]= C =
cut a tape vi.
To write a software or document distribution on magnetic tape for
shipment. Has nothing to do with physically cutting the medium! Early
versions of this lexicon claimed that one never analogously speaks of
`cutting a disk', but this has since been reported as live usage.
Related slang usages are mainstream business's `cut a check', the
recording industry's `cut a record', and the military's `cut an
order'.
All of these usages reflect physical processes in obsolete recording
and duplication technologies. The first stage in manufacturing an
old-style vinyl record involved cutting grooves in a stamping die with
a precision lathe. More mundanely, the dominant technology for mass
duplication of paper documents in pre-photocopying days involved
"cutting a stencil", punching away portions of the wax overlay on a
silk screen. More directly, paper tape with holes punched in it was an
important early storage medium.
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Node:cybercrud, Next:[3392]cyberpunk, Previous:[3393]cut a tape,
Up:[3394]= C =
cybercrud /si:'ber-kruhd/ n.
1. [coined by Ted Nelson] Obfuscatory tech-talk. Verbiage with a high
[3395]MEGO factor. The computer equivalent of bureaucratese. 2.
Incomprehensible stuff embedded in email. First there were the
"Received" headers that show how mail flows through systems, then MIME
(Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions) headers and part boundaries,
and now huge blocks of radix-64 for PEM (Privacy Enhanced Mail) or PGP
(Pretty Good Privacy) digital signatures and certificates of
authenticity. This stuff all services a purpose and good user
interfaces should hide it, but all too often users are forced to wade
through it.
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Node:cyberpunk, Next:[3396]cyberspace, Previous:[3397]cybercrud,
Up:[3398]= C =
cyberpunk /si:'ber-puhnk/ n.,adj.
[orig. by SF writer Bruce Bethke and/or editor Gardner Dozois] A
subgenre of SF launched in 1982 by William Gibson's epoch-making novel
"Neuromancer" (though its roots go back through Vernor Vinge's "True
Names" (see the [3399]Bibliography in Appendix C) to John Brunner's
1975 novel "The Shockwave Rider"). Gibson's near-total ignorance of
computers and the present-day hacker culture enabled him to speculate
about the role of computers and hackers in the future in ways hackers
have since found both irritatingly naïve and tremendously stimulating.
Gibson's work was widely imitated, in particular by the short-lived
but innovative "Max Headroom" TV series. See [3400]cyberspace,
[3401]ice, [3402]jack in, [3403]go flatline.
Since 1990 or so, popular culture has included a movement or fashion
trend that calls itself `cyberpunk', associated especially with the
rave/techno subculture. Hackers have mixed feelings about this. On the
one hand, self-described cyberpunks too often seem to be shallow
trendoids in black leather who have substituted enthusiastic
blathering about technology for actually learning and doing it.
Attitude is no substitute for competence. On the other hand, at least
cyberpunks are excited about the right things and properly respectful
of hacking talent in those who have it. The general consensus is to
tolerate them politely in hopes that they'll attract people who grow
into being true hackers.
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Node:cyberspace, Next:[3404]cycle, Previous:[3405]cyberpunk,
Up:[3406]= C =
cyberspace /si:'br-spays`/ n.
1. Notional `information-space' loaded with visual cues and navigable
with brain-computer interfaces called `cyberspace decks'; a
characteristic prop of [3407]cyberpunk SF. Serious efforts to
construct [3408]virtual reality interfaces modeled explicitly on
Gibsonian cyberspace are under way, using more conventional devices
such as glove sensors and binocular TV headsets. Few hackers are
prepared to deny outright the possibility of a cyberspace someday
evolving out of the network (see [3409]the network). 2. The Internet
or [3410]Matrix (sense #2) as a whole, considered as a crude
cyberspace (sense 1). Although this usage became widely popular in the
mainstream press during 1994 when the Internet exploded into public
awareness, it is strongly deprecated among hackers because the
Internet does not meet the high, SF-inspired standards they have for
true cyberspace technology. Thus, this use of the term usually tags a
[3411]wannabee or outsider. Oppose [3412]meatspace. 3. Occasionally,
the metaphoric location of the mind of a person in [3413]hack mode.
Some hackers report experiencing strong eidetic imagery when in hack
mode; interestingly, independent reports from multiple sources suggest
that there are common features to the experience. In particular, the
dominant colors of this subjective `cyberspace' are often gray and
silver, and the imagery often involves constellations of marching
dots, elaborate shifting patterns of lines and angles, or moire
patterns.
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Node:cycle, Next:[3414]cycle crunch, Previous:[3415]cyberspace,
Up:[3416]= C =
cycle
1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of
(noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie"). One
can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'. Often
the computer can access its memory once on every clock cycle, and so
one speaks also of `memory cycles'. These are technical meanings of
[3417]cycle. The jargon meaning comes from the observation that there
are only so many cycles per second, and when you are sharing a
computer the cycles get divided up among the users. The more cycles
the computer spends working on your program rather than someone
else's, the faster your program will run. That's why every hacker
wants more cycles: so he can spend less time waiting for the computer
to respond. 2. By extension, a notional unit of human thought power,
emphasizing that lots of things compete for the typical hacker's think
time. "I refused to get involved with the Rubik's Cube back when it
was big. Knew I'd burn too many cycles on it if I let myself." 3. vt.
Syn. [3418]bounce (sense 4), [3419]120 reset; from the phrase `cycle
power'. "Cycle the machine again, that serial port's still hung."
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Node:cycle crunch, Next:[3420]cycle drought, Previous:[3421]cycle,
Up:[3422]= C =
cycle crunch n.,obs.
A situation wherein the number of people trying to use a computer
simultaneously has reached the point where no one can get enough
cycles because they are spread too thin and the system has probably
begun to [3423]thrash. This scenario is an inevitable result of
Parkinson's Law applied to timesharing. Usually the only solution is
to buy more computer. Happily, this has rapidly become easier since
the mid-1980s, so much so that the very term `cycle crunch' now has a
faintly archaic flavor; most hackers now use workstations or personal
computers as opposed to traditional timesharing systems, and are far
more likely to complain of `bandwidth crunch' on their shared networks
rather than cycle crunch.
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Node:cycle drought, Next:[3424]cycle of reincarnation,
Previous:[3425]cycle crunch, Up:[3426]= C =
cycle drought n.
A scarcity of cycles. It may be due to a [3427]cycle crunch, but it
could also occur because part of the computer is temporarily not
working, leaving fewer cycles to go around. "The [3428]high moby is
[3429]down, so we're running with only half the usual amount of
memory. There will be a cycle drought until it's fixed."
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Node:cycle of reincarnation, Next:[3430]cycle server,
Previous:[3431]cycle drought, Up:[3432]= C =
cycle of reincarnation n.
See [3433]wheel of reincarnation.
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Node:cycle server, Next:[3434]cypherpunk, Previous:[3435]cycle of
reincarnation, Up:[3436]= C =
cycle server n.
A powerful machine that exists primarily for running large compute-,
disk-, or memory-intensive jobs (more formally called a `compute
server'). Implies that interactive tasks such as editing are done on
other machines on the network, such as workstations.
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Node:cypherpunk, Next:[3437]C|N>K, Previous:[3438]cycle server,
Up:[3439]= C =
cypherpunk n.
[from [3440]cyberpunk] Someone interested in the uses of encryption
via electronic ciphers for enhancing personal privacy and guarding
against tyranny by centralized, authoritarian power structures,
especially government. There is an active cypherpunks mailing list at
[3441]cypherpunks-request@toad.com coordinating work on public-key
encryption freeware, privacy, and digital cash. See also
[3442]tentacle.
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Node:C|N>K, Next:[3443]D. C. Power Lab, Previous:[3444]cypherpunk,
Up:[3445]= C =
C|N>K n.
[Usenet] Coffee through Nose to Keyboard; that is, "I laughed so hard
I [3446]snarfed my coffee onto my keyboard.". Common on
alt.fan.pratchett and [3447]scary devil monastery; recognized
elsewhere. The [3448]Acronymphomania FAQ on alt.fan.pratchett
recognizes variants such as T|N>K = `Tea through Nose to Keyboard' and
C|N>S = `Coffee through Nose to Screen'.
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Node:= D =, Next:[3449]= E =, Previous:[3450]= C =, Up:[3451]The
Jargon Lexicon
= D =
* [3452]D. C. Power Lab:
* [3453]daemon:
* [3454]daemon book:
* [3455]dahmum:
* [3456]dancing frog:
* [3457]dangling pointer:
* [3458]dark-side hacker:
* [3459]Datamation:
* [3460]DAU:
* [3461]Dave the Resurrector:
* [3462]day mode:
* [3463]dd:
* [3464]DDT:
* [3465]de-rezz:
* [3466]dead:
* [3467]dead beef attack:
* [3468]dead code:
* [3469]dead link:
* [3470]DEADBEEF:
* [3471]deadlock:
* [3472]deadly embrace:
* [3473]death code:
* [3474]Death Square:
* [3475]Death Star:
* [3476]DEC:
* [3477]DEC:
* [3478]DEC Wars:
* [3479]decay:
* [3480]deckle:
* [3481]DED:
* [3482]deep hack mode:
* [3483]deep magic:
* [3484]deep space:
* [3485]defenestration:
* [3486]defined as:
* [3487]dehose:
* [3488]deletia:
* [3489]deliminator:
* [3490]delint:
* [3491]delta:
* [3492]demented:
* [3493]demigod:
* [3494]demo:
* [3495]demo mode:
* [3496]demoeffect:
* [3497]demogroup:
* [3498]demon:
* [3499]demon dialer:
* [3500]demoparty:
* [3501]demoscene:
* [3502]dentro:
* [3503]depeditate:
* [3504]deprecated:
* [3505]derf:
* [3506]deserves to lose:
* [3507]desk check:
* [3508]despew:
* [3509]Devil Book:
* [3510]/dev/null:
* [3511]dickless workstation:
* [3512]dictionary flame:
* [3513]diddle:
* [3514]die:
* [3515]die horribly:
* [3516]diff:
* [3517]digit:
* [3518]dike:
* [3519]Dilbert:
* [3520]ding:
* [3521]dink:
* [3522]dinosaur:
* [3523]dinosaur pen:
* [3524]dinosaurs mating:
* [3525]dirtball:
* [3526]dirty power:
* [3527]disclaimer:
* [3528]Discordianism:
* [3529]disk farm:
* [3530]display hack:
* [3531]dispress:
* [3532]Dissociated Press:
* [3533]distribution:
* [3534]distro:
* [3535]disusered:
* [3536]do protocol:
* [3537]doc:
* [3538]documentation:
* [3539]dodgy:
* [3540]dogcow:
* [3541]dogfood:
* [3542]dogpile:
* [3543]dogwash:
* [3544]domainist:
* [3545]Don't do that then!:
* [3546]dongle:
* [3547]dongle-disk:
* [3548]donuts:
* [3549]doorstop:
* [3550]DoS attack:
* [3551]dot file:
* [3552]double bucky:
* [3553]doubled sig:
* [3554]down:
* [3555]download:
* [3556]DP:
* [3557]DPB:
* [3558]DPer:
* [3559]Dr. Fred Mbogo:
* [3560]dragon:
* [3561]Dragon Book:
* [3562]drain:
* [3563]dread high-bit disease:
* [3564]Dread Questionmark Disease:
* [3565]DRECNET:
* [3566]driver:
* [3567]droid:
* [3568]drone:
* [3569]drool-proof paper:
* [3570]drop on the floor:
* [3571]drop-ins:
* [3572]drop-outs:
* [3573]drugged:
* [3574]drum:
* [3575]drunk mouse syndrome:
* [3576]dub dub dub:
* [3577]Duff's device:
* [3578]dumb terminal:
* [3579]dumbass attack:
* [3580]dumbed down:
* [3581]dump:
* [3582]dumpster diving:
* [3583]dup killer:
* [3584]dup loop:
* [3585]dusty deck:
* [3586]DWIM:
* [3587]dynner:
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Node:D. C. Power Lab, Next:[3588]daemon, Previous:[3589]C|N>K,
Up:[3590]= D =
D. C. Power Lab n.
The former site of [3591]SAIL. Hackers thought this was very funny
because the obvious connection to electrical engineering was
nonexistent -- the lab was named for a Donald C. Power. Compare
[3592]Marginal Hacks.
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Node:daemon, Next:[3593]daemon book, Previous:[3594]D. C. Power Lab,
Up:[3595]= D =
daemon /day'mn/ or /dee'mn/ n.
[from the mythological meaning, later rationalized as the acronym
`Disk And Execution MONitor'] A program that is not invoked
explicitly, but lies dormant waiting for some condition(s) to occur.
The idea is that the perpetrator of the condition need not be aware
that a daemon is lurking (though often a program will commit an action
only because it knows that it will implicitly invoke a daemon). For
example, under [3596]ITS writing a file on the [3597]LPT spooler's
directory would invoke the spooling daemon, which would then print the
file. The advantage is that programs wanting (in this example) files
printed need neither compete for access to nor understand any
idiosyncrasies of the [3598]LPT. They simply enter their implicit
requests and let the daemon decide what to do with them. Daemons are
usually spawned automatically by the system, and may either live
forever or be regenerated at intervals.
Daemon and [3599]demon are often used interchangeably, but seem to
have distinct connotations. The term `daemon' was introduced to
computing by [3600]CTSS people (who pronounced it /dee'mon/) and used
it to refer to what ITS called a [3601]dragon; the prototype was a
program called DAEMON that automatically made tape backups of the file
system. Although the meaning and the pronunciation have drifted, we
think this glossary reflects current (2000) usage.
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Node:daemon book, Next:[3602]dahmum, Previous:[3603]daemon, Up:[3604]=
D =
daemon book n.
"The Design and Implementation of the 4.3BSD UNIX Operating System",
by Samuel J. Leffler, Marshall Kirk McKusick, Michael J. Karels, and
John S. Quarterman (Addison-Wesley Publishers, 1989, ISBN
0-201-06196-1); or "The Design and Implementation of the 4.4 BSD
Operating System" by Marshall Kirk McKusick, Keith Bostic, Michael J.
Karels and John S. Quarterman (Addison-Wesley Longman, 1996, SBN
0-201-54979-4) Either of the standard reference books on the internals
of [3605]BSD Unix. So called because the covers have a picture
depicting a little devil (a visual play on [3606]daemon) in sneakers,
holding a pitchfork (referring to one of the characteristic features
of Unix, the fork(2) system call). Also known as the [3607]Devil Book.
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Node:dahmum, Next:[3608]dancing frog, Previous:[3609]daemon book,
Up:[3610]= D =
dahmum /dah'mum/ n.
[Usenet] The material of which protracted [3611]flame wars, especially
those about operating systems, is composed. Homeomorphic to
[3612]spam. The term `dahmum' is derived from the name of a militant
[3613]OS/2 advocate, and originated when an extensively crossposted
OS/2-versus-[3614]Linux debate was fed through [3615]Dissociated
Press.
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Node:dancing frog, Next:[3616]dangling pointer, Previous:[3617]dahmum,
Up:[3618]= D =
dancing frog n.
[Vancouver area] A problem that occurs on a computer that will not
reappear while anyone else is watching. From the classic Warner
Brothers cartoon "One Froggy Evening", featuring a dancing and singing
Michigan J. Frog that just croaks when anyone else is around (now the
WB network mascot).
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Node:dangling pointer, Next:[3619]dark-side hacker,
Previous:[3620]dancing frog, Up:[3621]= D =
dangling pointer n.
[common] A reference that doesn't actually lead anywhere (in C and
some other languages, a pointer that doesn't actually point at
anything valid). Usually this happens because it formerly pointed to
something that has moved or disappeared. Used as jargon in a
generalization of its techspeak meaning; for example, a local phone
number for a person who has since moved to the other coast is a
dangling pointer. Compare [3622]dead link.
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Node:dark-side hacker, Next:[3623]Datamation, Previous:[3624]dangling
pointer, Up:[3625]= D =
dark-side hacker n.
A criminal or malicious hacker; a [3626]cracker. From George Lucas's
Darth Vader, "seduced by the dark side of the Force". The implication
that hackers form a sort of elite of technological Jedi Knights is
intended. Oppose [3627]samurai.
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Node:Datamation, Next:[3628]DAU, Previous:[3629]dark-side hacker,
Up:[3630]= D =
Datamation /day`t*-may'sh*n/ n.
A magazine that many hackers assume all [3631]suits read. Used to
question an unbelieved quote, as in "Did you read that in
`Datamation?'" (But see below; this slur may be dated by the time you
read this.) It used to publish something hackishly funny every once in
a while, like the original paper on [3632]COME FROM in 1973, and Ed
Post's "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" ten years later, but for a
long time after that it was much more exclusively [3633]suit-oriented
and boring. Following a change of editorship in 1994, Datamation is
trying for more of the technical content and irreverent humor that
marked its early days.
Datamation now has a WWW page at [3634]http://www.datamation.com worth
visiting for its selection of computer humor, including "Real
Programmers Don't Use Pascal" and the `Bastard Operator From Hell'
stories by Simon Travaglia (see [3635]BOFH).
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Node:DAU, Next:[3636]Dave the Resurrector, Previous:[3637]Datamation,
Up:[3638]= D =
DAU /dow/ n.
[German FidoNet] German acronym for Dümmster Anzunehmender User
(stupidest imaginable user). From the engineering-slang GAU for
Grösster Anzunehmender Unfall, worst assumable accident, esp. of a LNG
tank farm plant or something with similarly disastrous consequences.
In popular German, GAU is used only to refer to worst-case nuclear
acidents such as a core meltdown. See [3639]cretin, [3640]fool,
[3641]loser and [3642]weasel.
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Node:Dave the Resurrector, Next:[3643]day mode, Previous:[3644]DAU,
Up:[3645]= D =
Dave the Resurrector n.
[Usenet; also abbreviated DtR] A [3646]cancelbot that cancels cancels.
Dave the Resurrector originated when some [3647]spam-spewers decided
to try to impede spam-fighting by wholesale cancellation of anti-spam
coordination messages in the news.admin.net-abuse.usenet newsgroup.
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Node:day mode, Next:[3648]dd, Previous:[3649]Dave the Resurrector,
Up:[3650]= D =
day mode n.
See [3651]phase (sense 1). Used of people only.
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Node:dd, Next:[3652]DDT, Previous:[3653]day mode, Up:[3654]= D =
dd /dee-dee/ vt.
[Unix: from IBM [3655]JCL] Equivalent to [3656]cat or [3657]BLT.
Originally the name of a Unix copy command with special options
suitable for block-oriented devices; it was often used in heavy-handed
system maintenance, as in "Let's dd the root partition onto a tape,
then use the boot PROM to load it back on to a new disk". The Unix
dd(1) was designed with a weird, distinctly non-Unixy keyword option
syntax reminiscent of IBM System/360 JCL (which had an elaborate DD
`Dataset Definition' specification for I/O devices); though the
command filled a need, the interface design was clearly a prank. The
jargon usage is now very rare outside Unix sites and now nearly
obsolete even there, as dd(1) has been [3658]deprecated for a long
time (though it has no exact replacement). The term has been displaced
by [3659]BLT or simple English `copy'.
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Node:DDT, Next:[3660]de-rezz, Previous:[3661]dd, Up:[3662]= D =
DDT /D-D-T/ n.
[from the insecticide para-dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethene] 1.
Generic term for a program that assists in debugging other programs by
showing individual machine instructions in a readable symbolic form
and letting the user change them. In this sense the term DDT is now
archaic, having been widely displaced by `debugger' or names of
individual programs like adb, sdb, dbx, or gdb. 2. [ITS] Under MIT's
fabled [3663]ITS operating system, DDT (running under the alias
HACTRN, a six-letterism for `Hack Translator') was also used as the
[3664]shell or top level command language used to execute other
programs. 3. Any one of several specific DDTs (sense 1) supported on
early [3665]DEC hardware and CP/M. The PDP-10 Reference Handbook
(1969) contained a footnote on the first page of the documentation for
DDT that illuminates the origin of the term:
Historical footnote: DDT was developed at MIT for the PDP-1
computer in 1961. At that time DDT stood for "DEC Debugging Tape".
Since then, the idea of an on-line debugging program has propagated
throughout the computer industry. DDT programs are now available
for all DEC computers. Since media other than tape are now
frequently used, the more descriptive name "Dynamic Debugging
Technique" has been adopted, retaining the DDT abbreviation.
Confusion between DDT-10 and another well known pesticide,
dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane (C14-H9-Cl5) should be minimal
since each attacks a different, and apparently mutually exclusive,
class of bugs.
(The `tape' referred to was, incidentally, not magnetic but paper.)
Sadly, this quotation was removed from later editions of the handbook
after the [3666]suits took over and [3667]DEC became much more
`businesslike'.
The history above is known to many old-time hackers. But there's more:
Peter Samson, compiler of the original [3668]TMRC lexicon, reports
that he named `DDT' after a similar tool on the TX-0 computer, the
direct ancestor of the PDP-1 built at MIT's Lincoln Lab in 1957. The
debugger on that ground-breaking machine (the first transistorized
computer) rejoiced in the name FLIT (FLexowriter Interrogation Tape).
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Node:de-rezz, Next:[3669]dead, Previous:[3670]DDT, Up:[3671]= D =
de-rezz /dee-rez'/
[from `de-resolve' via the movie "Tron"] (also `derez') 1. vi. To
disappear or dissolve; the image that goes with it is of an object
breaking up into raster lines and static and then dissolving.
Occasionally used of a person who seems to have suddenly `fuzzed out'
mentally rather than physically. Usage: extremely silly, also rare.
This verb was actually invented as fictional hacker jargon, and
adopted in a spirit of irony by real hackers years after the fact. 2.
vt. The Macintosh resource decompiler. On a Macintosh, many program
structures (including the code itself) are managed in small segments
of the program file known as `resources'; `Rez' and `DeRez' are a pair
of utilities for compiling and decompiling resource files. Thus,
decompiling a resource is `derezzing'. Usage: very common.
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Node:dead, Next:[3672]dead beef attack, Previous:[3673]de-rezz,
Up:[3674]= D =
dead adj.
1. Non-functional; [3675]down; [3676]crashed. Especially used of
hardware. 2. At XEROX PARC, software that is working but not
undergoing continued development and support. 3. Useless;
inaccessible. Antonym: `live'. Compare [3677]dead code.
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Node:dead beef attack, Next:[3678]dead code, Previous:[3679]dead,
Up:[3680]= D =
dead beef attack n.
[cypherpunks list, 1996] An attack on a public-key cryptosystem
consisting of publishing a key having the same ID as another key (thus
making it possible to spoof a user's identity if recipients aren't
careful about verifying keys). In PGP and GPG the key ID is the last
eight hex digits of (for RSA keys) the product of two primes. The
attack was demonstrated by creating a key whose ID was 0xdeadbeef (see
[3681]DEADBEEF).
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Node:dead code, Next:[3682]dead link, Previous:[3683]dead beef attack,
Up:[3684]= D =
dead code n.
Routines that can never be accessed because all calls to them have
been removed, or code that cannot be reached because it is guarded by
a control structure that provably must always transfer control
somewhere else. The presence of dead code may reveal either logical
errors due to alterations in the program or significant changes in the
assumptions and environment of the program (see also [3685]software
rot); a good compiler should report dead code so a maintainer can
think about what it means. (Sometimes it simply means that an
extremely defensive programmer has inserted [3686]can't happen tests
which really can't happen -- yet.) Syn. [3687]grunge. See also
[3688]dead, and [3689]The Story of Mel.
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Node:dead link, Next:[3690]DEADBEEF, Previous:[3691]dead code,
Up:[3692]= D =
dead link n.
[very common] A World-Wide-Web URL that no longer points to the
information it was written to reach. Usually this happens because the
document has been moved or deleted. Lots of dead links make a WWW page
frustrating and useless and are the #1 sign of poor page maintainance.
Compare [3693]dangling pointer, [3694]link rot.
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Node:DEADBEEF, Next:[3695]deadlock, Previous:[3696]dead link,
Up:[3697]= D =
DEADBEEF /ded-beef/ n.
The hexadecimal word-fill pattern for freshly allocated memory
(decimal -21524111) under a number of IBM environments, including the
RS/6000. Some modern debugging tools deliberately fill freed memory
with this value as a way of converting [3698]heisenbugs into
[3699]Bohr bugs. As in "Your program is DEADBEEF" (meaning gone,
aborted, flushed from memory); if you start from an odd half-word
boundary, of course, you have BEEFDEAD. See also the anecdote under
[3700]fool and [3701]dead beef attack.
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Node:deadlock, Next:[3702]deadly embrace, Previous:[3703]DEADBEEF,
Up:[3704]= D =
deadlock n.
1. [techspeak] A situation wherein two or more processes are unable to
proceed because each is waiting for one of the others to do something.
A common example is a program communicating to a server, which may
find itself waiting for output from the server before sending anything
more to it, while the server is similarly waiting for more input from
the controlling program before outputting anything. (It is reported
that this particular flavor of deadlock is sometimes called a
`starvation deadlock', though the term `starvation' is more properly
used for situations where a program can never run simply because it
never gets high enough priority. Another common flavor is
`constipation', in which each process is trying to send stuff to the
other but all buffers are full because nobody is reading anything.)
See [3705]deadly embrace. 2. Also used of deadlock-like interactions
between humans, as when two people meet in a narrow corridor, and each
tries to be polite by moving aside to let the other pass, but they end
up swaying from side to side without making any progress because they
always move the same way at the same time.
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Node:deadly embrace, Next:[3706]death code, Previous:[3707]deadlock,
Up:[3708]= D =
deadly embrace n.
Same as [3709]deadlock, though usually used only when exactly two
processes are involved. This is the more popular term in Europe, while
[3710]deadlock predominates in the United States.
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Node:death code, Next:[3711]Death Square, Previous:[3712]deadly
embrace, Up:[3713]= D =
death code n.
A routine whose job is to set everything in the computer -- registers,
memory, flags, everything -- to zero, including that portion of memory
where it is running; its last act is to stomp on its own "store zero"
instruction. Death code isn't very useful, but writing it is an
interesting hacking challenge on architectures where the instruction
set makes it possible, such as the PDP-8 (it has also been done on the
DG Nova).
Perhaps the ultimate death code is on the TI 990 series, where all
registers are actually in RAM, and the instruction "store immediate 0"
has the opcode "0". The PC will immediately wrap around core as many
times as it can until a user hits HALT. Any empty memory location is
death code. Worse, the manufacturer recommended use of this
instruction in startup code (which would be in ROM and therefore
survive).
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Node:Death Square, Next:[3714]Death Star, Previous:[3715]death code,
Up:[3716]= D =
Death Square n.
The corporate logo of Novell, the people who acquired USL after AT&T
let go of it (Novell eventually sold the Unix group to SCO). Coined by
analogy with [3717]Death Star, because many people believed Novell was
bungling the lead in Unix systems exactly as AT&T did for many years.
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Node:Death Star, Next:[3718]DEC, Previous:[3719]Death Square,
Up:[3720]= D =
Death Star n.
[from the movie "Star Wars"] 1. The AT&T corporate logo, which appears
on computers sold by AT&T and bears an uncanny resemblance to the
Death Star in the movie. This usage is particularly common among
partisans of [3721]BSD Unix, who tend to regard the AT&T versions as
inferior and AT&T as a bad guy. Copies still circulate of a poster
printed by Mt. Xinu showing a starscape with a space fighter labeled
4.2 BSD streaking away from a broken AT&T logo wreathed in flames. 2.
AT&T's internal magazine, "Focus", uses `death star' to describe an
incorrectly done AT&T logo in which the inner circle in the top left
is dark instead of light -- a frequent result of dark-on-light logo
images.
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Node:DEC, Next:[3722]DEC Wars, Previous:[3723]Death Star, Up:[3724]= D
=
DEC /dek/ n.
1. v. Verbal (and only rarely written) shorthand for decrement, i.e.
`decrease by one'. Especially used by assembly programmers, as many
assembly languages have a dec mnemonic. Antonym: [3725]inc. 2. n.
Commonly used abbreviation for Digital Equipment Corporation, later
deprecated by DEC itself in favor of "Digital" and now entirely
obsolete following the buyout by Compaq. Before the [3726]killer micro
revolution of the late 1980s, hackerdom was closely symbiotic with
DEC's pioneering timesharing machines. The first of the group of
cultures described by this lexicon nucleated around the PDP-1 (see
[3727]TMRC). Subsequently, the PDP-6, [3728]PDP-10, [3729]PDP-20,
PDP-11 and [3730]VAX were all foci of large and important hackerdoms,
and DEC machines long dominated the ARPANET and Internet machine
population. DEC was the technological leader of the minicomputer era
(roughly 1967 to 1987), but its failure to embrace microcomputers and
Unix early cost it heavily in profits and prestige after [3731]silicon
got cheap. Nevertheless, the microprocessor design tradition owes a
major debt to the PDP-11 instruction set, and every one of the major
general-purpose microcomputer OSs so far (CP/M, MS-DOS, Unix, OS/2,
Windows NT) was either genetically descended from a DEC OS, or
incubated on DEC hardware, or both. Accordingly, DEC was for many
years still regarded with a certain wry affection even among many
hackers too young to have grown up on DEC machines.
DEC reclaimed some of its old reputation among techies in the first
half of the 1990s. The success of the Alpha, an innovatively-designed
and very high-performance [3732]killer micro, helped a lot. So did
DEC's newfound receptiveness to Unix and open systems in general. When
Compaq acquired DEC at the end of 1998 there was some concern that
these gains would be lost along with the DEC nameplate, but the merged
company has so far turned out to be culturally dominated by the ex-DEC
side.
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Node:DEC Wars, Next:[3733]decay, Previous:[3734]DEC, Up:[3735]= D =
DEC Wars n.
A 1983 [3736]Usenet posting by Alan Hastings and Steve Tarr spoofing
the "Star Wars" movies in hackish terms. Some years later, ESR
(disappointed by Hastings and Tarr's failure to exploit a great
premise more thoroughly) posted a 3-times-longer complete rewrite
called [3737]Unix WARS; the two are often confused.
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Node:decay, Next:[3738]deckle, Previous:[3739]DEC Wars, Up:[3740]= D =
decay n.,vi
[from nuclear physics] An automatic conversion which is applied to
most array-valued expressions in [3741]C; they `decay into'
pointer-valued expressions pointing to the array's first element. This
term is borderline techspeak, but is not used in the official standard
for the language.
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Node:deckle, Next:[3742]DED, Previous:[3743]decay, Up:[3744]= D =
deckle /dek'l/ n.
[from dec- and [3745]nybble; the original spelling seems to have been
`decle'] Two [3746]nickles; 10 bits. Reported among developers for
Mattel's GI 1600 (the Intellivision games processor), a chip with
16-bit-wide RAM but 10-bit-wide ROM. See [3747]nybble for other such
terms.
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Node:DED, Next:[3748]deep hack mode, Previous:[3749]deckle, Up:[3750]=
D =
DED /D-E-D/ n.
Dark-Emitting Diode (that is, a burned-out LED). Compare [3751]SED,
[3752]LER, [3753]write-only memory. In the early 1970s both Signetics
and Texas instruments released DED spec sheets as [3754]AFJs
(suggested uses included "as a power-off indicator").
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Node:deep hack mode, Next:[3755]deep magic, Previous:[3756]DED,
Up:[3757]= D =
deep hack mode n.
See [3758]hack mode.
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Node:deep magic, Next:[3759]deep space, Previous:[3760]deep hack mode,
Up:[3761]= D =
deep magic n.
[poss. from C. S. Lewis's "Narnia" books] An awesomely arcane
technique central to a program or system, esp. one neither generally
published nor available to hackers at large (compare [3762]black art);
one that could only have been composed by a true [3763]wizard.
Compiler optimization techniques and many aspects of [3764]OS design
used to be [3765]deep magic; many techniques in cryptography, signal
processing, graphics, and AI still are. Compare [3766]heavy wizardry.
Esp. found in comments of the form "Deep magic begins here...".
Compare [3767]voodoo programming.
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Node:deep space, Next:[3768]defenestration, Previous:[3769]deep magic,
Up:[3770]= D =
deep space n.
1. Describes the notional location of any program that has gone
[3771]off the trolley. Esp. used of programs that just sit there
silently grinding long after either failure or some output is
expected. "Uh oh. I should have gotten a prompt ten seconds ago. The
program's in deep space somewhere." Compare [3772]buzz,
[3773]catatonic, [3774]hyperspace. 2. The metaphorical location of a
human so dazed and/or confused or caught up in some esoteric form of
[3775]bogosity that he or she no longer responds coherently to normal
communication. Compare [3776]page out.
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Node:defenestration, Next:[3777]defined as, Previous:[3778]deep space,
Up:[3779]= D =
defenestration n.
[mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF
fandom] 1. Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster. "Oh,
ghod, that was awful!" "Quick! Defenestrate him!" 2. The act of
exiting a window system in order to get better response time from a
full-screen program. This comes from the dictionary meaning of
`defenestrate', which is to throw something out a window. 3. The act
of discarding something under the assumption that it will improve
matters. "I don't have any disk space left." "Well, why don't you
defenestrate that 100 megs worth of old core dumps?" 4. Under a GUI,
the act of dragging something out of a window (onto the screen).
"Next, defenestrate the MugWump icon." 5. The act of completely
removing Micro$oft Windows from a PC in favor of a better OS
(typically Linux).
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Node:defined as, Next:[3780]dehose, Previous:[3781]defenestration,
Up:[3782]= D =
defined as adj.
In the role of, usually in an organization-chart sense. "Pete is
currently defined as bug prioritizer." Compare [3783]logical.
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Node:dehose, Next:[3784]deletia, Previous:[3785]defined as, Up:[3786]=
D =
dehose /dee-hohz/ vt.
To clear a [3787]hosed condition.
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Node:deletia, Next:[3788]deliminator, Previous:[3789]dehose,
Up:[3790]= D =
deletia n. /d*-lee'sha/
[USENET; common] In an email reply, material omitted from the quote of
the original. Usually written rather than spoken; often appears as a
pseudo-tag or ellipsis in the body of the reply, as "[deletia]" or
"".
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Node:deliminator, Next:[3791]delint, Previous:[3792]deletia,
Up:[3793]= D =
deliminator /de-lim'-in-ay-t*r/ n.
[portmanteau, delimiter + eliminate] A string or pattern used to
delimit text into fields, but which is itself eliminated from the
resulting list of fields. This jargon seems to have originated among
Perl hackers in connection with the Perl split() function; however, it
has been sighted in live use among Java and even Visual Basic
programmers.
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Node:delint, Next:[3794]delta, Previous:[3795]deliminator, Up:[3796]=
D =
delint /dee-lint/ v. obs.
To modify code to remove problems detected when [3797]linting.
Confusingly, this process is also referred to as `linting' code. This
term is no longer in general use because ANSI C compilers typically
issue compile-time warnings almost as detailed as lint warnings.
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Node:delta, Next:[3798]demented, Previous:[3799]delint, Up:[3800]= D =
delta n.
1. [techspeak] A quantitative change, especially a small or
incremental one (this use is general in physics and engineering). "I
just doubled the speed of my program!" "What was the delta on program
size?" "About 30 percent." (He doubled the speed of his program, but
increased its size by only 30 percent.) 2. [Unix] A [3801]diff,
especially a [3802]diff stored under the set of version-control tools
called SCCS (Source Code Control System) or RCS (Revision Control
System). 3. n. A small quantity, but not as small as [3803]epsilon.
The jargon usage of [3804]delta and [3805]epsilon stems from the
traditional use of these letters in mathematics for very small
numerical quantities, particularly in `epsilon-delta' proofs in limit
theory (as in the differential calculus). The term [3806]delta is
often used, once [3807]epsilon has been mentioned, to mean a quantity
that is slightly bigger than [3808]epsilon but still very small. "The
cost isn't epsilon, but it's delta" means that the cost isn't totally
negligible, but it is nevertheless very small. Common constructions
include `within delta of --', `within epsilon of --': that is, `close
to' and `even closer to'.
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Node:demented, Next:[3809]demigod, Previous:[3810]delta, Up:[3811]= D
=
demented adj.
Yet another term of disgust used to describe a malfunctioning program.
The connotation in this case is that the program works as designed,
but the design is bad. Said, for example, of a program that generates
large numbers of meaningless error messages, implying that it is on
the brink of imminent collapse. Compare [3812]wonky,
[3813]brain-damaged, [3814]bozotic.
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Node:demigod, Next:[3815]demo, Previous:[3816]demented, Up:[3817]= D =
demigod n.
A hacker with years of experience, a world-wide reputation, and a
major role in the development of at least one design, tool, or game
used by or known to more than half of the hacker community. To qualify
as a genuine demigod, the person must recognizably identify with the
hacker community and have helped shape it. Major demigods include Ken
Thompson and Dennis Ritchie (co-inventors of [3818]Unix and [3819]C),
Richard M. Stallman (inventor of [3820]EMACS), Larry Wall (inventor of
[3821]Perl), Linus Torvalds (inventor of [3822]Linux), and most
recently James Gosling (inventor of Java, [3823]NeWS, and
[3824]GOSMACS) and Guido van Rossum (inventor of [3825]Python). In
their hearts of hearts, most hackers dream of someday becoming
demigods themselves, and more than one major software project has been
driven to completion by the author's veiled hopes of apotheosis. See
also [3826]net.god, [3827]true-hacker.
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Node:demo, Next:[3828]demo mode, Previous:[3829]demigod, Up:[3830]= D
=
demo /de'moh/
[short for `demonstration'] 1. v. To demonstrate a product or
prototype. A far more effective way of inducing bugs to manifest than
any number of [3831]test runs, especially when important people are
watching. 2. n. The act of demoing. "I've gotta give a demo of the
drool-proof interface; how does it work again?" 3. n. Esp. as `demo
version', can refer either to an early, barely-functional version of a
program which can be used for demonstration purposes as long as the
operator uses exactly the right commands and skirts its numerous bugs,
deficiencies, and unimplemented portions, or to a special version of a
program (frequently with some features crippled) which is distributed
at little or no cost to the user for enticement purposes. 4.
[[3832]demoscene] A sequence of [3833]demoeffects (usually) combined
with self-composed music and hand-drawn ("pixelated") graphics. These
days (1997) usually built to attend a [3834]compo. Often called
`eurodemos' outside Europe, as most of the [3835]demoscene activity
seems to have gathered in northern Europe and especially Scandinavia.
See also [3836]intro, [3837]dentro.
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Node:demo mode, Next:[3838]demoeffect, Previous:[3839]demo, Up:[3840]=
D =
demo mode n.
1. [Sun] The state of being [3841]heads down in order to finish code
in time for a [3842]demo, usually due yesterday. 2. A mode in which
video games sit by themselves running through a portion of the game,
also known as `attract mode'. Some serious [3843]apps have a demo mode
they use as a screen saver, or may go through a demo mode on startup
(for example, the Microsoft Windows opening screen -- which lets you
impress your neighbors without actually having to put up with
[3844]Microsloth Windows).
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Node:demoeffect, Next:[3845]demogroup, Previous:[3846]demo mode,
Up:[3847]= D =
demoeffect n.
[[3848]demoscene] What among hackers is called a [3849]display hack.
Classical effects include "plasma" (colorful mess), "keftales"
(x*x+y*y and other similar patterns, usually combined with
color-cycling), realtime fractals, realtime 3d graphics, etc.
Historically, demo effects have cheated as much as possible to gain
more speed and more complexity, using low-precision math and masses of
assembler code and building animation realtime are three common
tricks, but use of special hardware to fake effects is a [3850]Good
Thing on the demoscene (though this is becoming less common as
platforms like the Amiga fade away).
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Node:demogroup, Next:[3851]demon, Previous:[3852]demoeffect,
Up:[3853]= D =
demogroup n.
[[3854]demoscene] A group of [3855]demo (sense 4) composers. Job
titles within a group include coders (the ones who write programs),
graphicians (the ones who painstakingly pixelate the fine art),
musicians (the music composers), [3856]sysops, traders/swappers (the
ones who do the trading and other PR), and organizers (in larger
groups). It is not uncommon for one person to do multiple jobs, but it
has been observed that good coders are rarely good composers and vice
versa. [How odd. Musical talent seems common among Internet/Unix
hackers --ESR]
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Node:demon, Next:[3857]demon dialer, Previous:[3858]demogroup,
Up:[3859]= D =
demon n.
1. [MIT] A portion of a program that is not invoked explicitly, but
that lies dormant waiting for some condition(s) to occur. See
[3860]daemon. The distinction is that demons are usually processes
within a program, while daemons are usually programs running on an
operating system. 2. [outside MIT] Often used equivalently to
[3861]daemon -- especially in the [3862]Unix world, where the latter
spelling and pronunciation is considered mildly archaic.
Demons in sense 1 are particularly common in AI programs. For example,
a knowledge-manipulation program might implement inference rules as
demons. Whenever a new piece of knowledge was added, various demons
would activate (which demons depends on the particular piece of data)
and would create additional pieces of knowledge by applying their
respective inference rules to the original piece. These new pieces
could in turn activate more demons as the inferences filtered down
through chains of logic. Meanwhile, the main program could continue
with whatever its primary task was.
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Node:demon dialer, Next:[3863]demoparty, Previous:[3864]demon,
Up:[3865]= D =
demon dialer n.
A program which repeatedly calls the same telephone number. Demon
dialing may be benign (as when a number of communications programs
contend for legitimate access to a [3866]BBS line) or malign (that is,
used as a prank or denial-of-service attack). This term dates from the
[3867]blue box days of the 1970s and early 1980s and is now
semi-obsolescent among [3868]phreakers; see [3869]war dialer for its
contemporary progeny.
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Node:demoparty, Next:[3870]demoscene, Previous:[3871]demon dialer,
Up:[3872]= D =
demoparty n.
[[3873]demoscene] Aboveground descendant of the [3874]copyparty, with
emphasis shifted away from software piracy and towards [3875]compos.
Smaller demoparties, for 100 persons or less, are held quite often,
sometimes even once a month, and usually last for one to two days. On
the other end of the scale, huge demo parties are held once a year
(and four of these have grown very large and occur annually - Assembly
in Finland, The Party in Denmark, The Gathering in Norway, and NAID
somewhere in north America). These parties usually last for three to
five days, have room for 3000-5000 people, and have a party network
with connection to the internet.
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Node:demoscene, Next:[3876]dentro, Previous:[3877]demoparty,
Up:[3878]= D =
demoscene /dem'oh-seen/
[also `demo scene'] A culture of multimedia hackers located primarily
in Scandinavia and northern Europe. Demoscene folklore recounts that
when old-time [3879]warez d00dz cracked some piece of software they
often added an advertisement of in the beginning, usually containing
colorful [3880]display hacks with greetings to other cracking groups.
The demoscene was born among people who decided building these display
hacks is more interesting than hacking and began to build
self-contained display hacks of considerable elaboration and beauty
(within the culture such a hack is called a [3881]demo). The split
seems to have happened at the end of the 1980s. As more of these
[3882]demogroups emerged, they started to have [3883]compos at copying
parties (see [3884]copyparty), which later evolved to standalone
events (see [3885]demoparty). The demoscene has retained some traits
from the [3886]warez d00dz, including their style of handles and group
names and some of their jargon.
Traditionally demos were written in assembly language, with lots of
smart tricks, self-modifying code, undocumented op-codes and the like.
Some time around 1995, people started coding demos in C, and a couple
of years after that, they also started using Java.
Ten years on (in 1998-1999), the demoscene is changing as its original
platforms (C64, Amiga, Spectrum, Atari ST, IBM PC under DOS) die out
and activity shifts towards Windows, Linux, and the Internet. While
deeply underground in the past, demoscene is trying to get into the
mainstream as accepted art form, and one symptom of this is the
commercialization of bigger demoparties. Older demosceneers frown at
this, but the majority think it's a good direction. Many demosceneers
end up working in the computer game industry. Demoscene resource pages
are available at [3887]http://www.oldskool.org/demos/explained/ and
[3888]http://www.scene.org/.
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Node:dentro, Next:[3889]depeditate, Previous:[3890]demoscene,
Up:[3891]= D =
dentro /den'troh/
[[3892]demoscene] Combination of [3893]demo (sense 4) and [3894]intro.
Other name mixings include intmo, dentmo etc. and are used usually
when the authors are not quite sure whether the program is a
[3895]demo or an [3896]intro. Special-purpose coinages like wedtro
(some member of a group got married), invtro (invitation intro) etc.
have also been sighted.
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Node:depeditate, Next:[3897]deprecated, Previous:[3898]dentro,
Up:[3899]= D =
depeditate /dee-ped'*-tayt/ n.
[by (faulty) analogy with `decapitate'] Humorously, to cut off the
feet of. When one is using some computer-aided typesetting tools,
careless placement of text blocks within a page or above a rule can
result in chopped-off letter descenders. Such letters are said to have
been depeditated.
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Node:deprecated, Next:[3900]derf, Previous:[3901]depeditate,
Up:[3902]= D =
deprecated adj.
Said of a program or feature that is considered obsolescent and in the
process of being phased out, usually in favor of a specified
replacement. Deprecated features can, unfortunately, linger on for
many years. This term appears with distressing frequency in standards
documents when the committees writing the documents realize that large
amounts of extant (and presumably happily working) code depend on the
feature(s) that have passed out of favor. See also [3903]dusty deck.
[Usage note: don't confuse this word with `depreciate', or the verb
form `deprecate' with `depreciated`. They are different words; see any
dictionary for discussion.]
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Node:derf, Next:[3904]deserves to lose, Previous:[3905]deprecated,
Up:[3906]= D =
derf /derf/ v.,n.
[PLATO] The act of exploiting a terminal which someone else has
absentmindedly left logged on, to use that person's account,
especially to post articles intended to make an ass of the victim
you're impersonating. It has been alleged that the term originated as
a reversal of the name of the gentleman who most usually left himself
vulnerable to it, who also happened to be the head of the department
that handled PLATO at the University of Delaware.
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Node:deserves to lose, Next:[3907]desk check, Previous:[3908]derf,
Up:[3909]= D =
deserves to lose adj.
[common] Said of someone who willfully does the [3910]Wrong Thing;
humorously, if one uses a feature known to be [3911]marginal. What is
meant is that one deserves the consequences of one's [3912]losing
actions. "Boy, anyone who tries to use [3913]mess-dos deserves to
[3914]lose!" ([3915]ITS fans used to say the same thing of [3916]Unix;
many still do.) See also [3917]screw, [3918]chomp, [3919]bagbiter.
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Node:desk check, Next:[3920]despew, Previous:[3921]deserves to lose,
Up:[3922]= D =
desk check n.,v.
To [3923]grovel over hardcopy of source code, mentally simulating the
control flow; a method of catching bugs. No longer common practice in
this age of on-screen editing, fast compiles, and sophisticated
debuggers -- though some maintain stoutly that it ought to be. Compare
[3924]eyeball search, [3925]vdiff, [3926]vgrep.
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Node:despew, Next:[3927]Devil Book, Previous:[3928]desk check,
Up:[3929]= D =
despew /d*-spyoo'/ v.
[Usenet] To automatically generate a large amount of garbage to the
net, esp. from an automated posting program gone wild. See [3930]ARMM.
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Node:Devil Book, Next:[3931]/dev/null, Previous:[3932]despew,
Up:[3933]= D =
Devil Book n.
See [3934]daemon book, the term preferred by its authors.
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Node:/dev/null, Next:[3935]dickless workstation, Previous:[3936]Devil
Book, Up:[3937]= D =
/dev/null /dev-nuhl/ n.
[from the Unix null device, used as a data sink] A notional `black
hole' in any information space being discussed, used, or referred to.
A controversial posting, for example, might end "Kudos to
rasputin@kremlin.org, flames to /dev/null". See [3938]bit bucket.
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Node:dickless workstation, Next:[3939]dictionary flame,
Previous:[3940]/dev/null, Up:[3941]= D =
dickless workstation n.
Extremely pejorative hackerism for `diskless workstation', a class of
botches including the Sun 3/50 and other machines designed exclusively
to network with an expensive central disk server. These combine all
the disadvantages of time-sharing with all the disadvantages of
distributed personal computers; typically, they cannot even [3942]boot
themselves without help (in the form of some kind of
[3943]breath-of-life packet) from the server.
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Node:dictionary flame, Next:[3944]diddle, Previous:[3945]dickless
workstation, Up:[3946]= D =
dictionary flame n.
[Usenet] An attempt to sidetrack a debate away from issues by
insisting on meanings for key terms that presuppose a desired
conclusion or smuggle in an implicit premise. A common tactic of
people who prefer argument over definitions to disputes about reality.
Compare [3947]spelling flame.
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Node:diddle, Next:[3948]die, Previous:[3949]dictionary flame,
Up:[3950]= D =
diddle
1. vt. To work with or modify in a not particularly serious manner. "I
diddled a copy of [3951]ADVENT so it didn't double-space all the
time." "Let's diddle this piece of code and see if the problem goes
away." See [3952]tweak and [3953]twiddle. 2. n. The action or result
of diddling. See also [3954]tweak, [3955]twiddle, [3956]frob.
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Node:die, Next:[3957]die horribly, Previous:[3958]diddle, Up:[3959]= D
=
die v.
Syn. [3960]crash. Unlike [3961]crash, which is used primarily of
hardware, this verb is used of both hardware and software. See also
[3962]go flatline, [3963]casters-up mode.
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Node:die horribly, Next:[3964]diff, Previous:[3965]die, Up:[3966]= D =
die horribly v.
The software equivalent of [3967]crash and burn, and the preferred
emphatic form of [3968]die. "The converter choked on an FF in its
input and died horribly".
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Node:diff, Next:[3969]digit, Previous:[3970]die horribly, Up:[3971]= D
=
diff /dif/ n.
1. A change listing, especially giving differences between (and
additions to) source code or documents (the term is often used in the
plural `diffs'). "Send me your diffs for the Jargon File!" Compare
[3972]vdiff. 2. Specifically, such a listing produced by the diff(1)
command, esp. when used as specification input to the patch(1) utility
(which can actually perform the modifications; see [3973]patch). This
is a common method of distributing patches and source updates in the
Unix/C world. 3. v. To compare (whether or not by use of automated
tools on machine-readable files); see also [3974]vdiff, [3975]mod.
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Node:digit, Next:[3976]dike, Previous:[3977]diff, Up:[3978]= D =
digit n.,obs.
An employee of Digital Equipment Corporation. See also [3979]VAX,
[3980]VMS, [3981]PDP-10, [3982]TOPS-10, [3983]field circus.
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Node:dike, Next:[3984]Dilbert, Previous:[3985]digit, Up:[3986]= D =
dike vt.
To remove or disable a portion of something, as a wire from a computer
or a subroutine from a program. A standard slogan is "When in doubt,
dike it out". (The implication is that it is usually more effective to
attack software problems by reducing complexity than by increasing
it.) The word `dikes' is widely used among mechanics and engineers to
mean `diagonal cutters', esp. the heavy-duty metal-cutting version,
but may also refer to a kind of wire-cutters used by electronics
techs. To `dike something out' means to use such cutters to remove
something. Indeed, the TMRC Dictionary defined dike as "to attack with
dikes". Among hackers this term has been metaphorically extended to
informational objects such as sections of code.
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Node:Dilbert, Next:[3987]ding, Previous:[3988]dike, Up:[3989]= D =
Dilbert
n. Name and title character of a comic strip nationally syndicated in
the U.S. and enormously popular among hackers. Dilbert is an
archetypical engineer-nerd who works at an anonymous high-technology
company; the strips present a lacerating satire of insane working
conditions and idiotic [3990]management practices all too readily
recognized by hackers. Adams, who spent nine years in [3991]cube
4S700R at Pacific Bell (not [3992]DEC as often reported), often
remarks that he has never been able to come up with a fictional
management blunder that his correspondents didn't quickly either
report to have actually happened or top with a similar but even more
bizarre incident. In 1996 Adams distilled his insights into the
collective psychology of businesses into an even funnier book, "The
Dilbert Principle" (HarperCollins, ISBN 0-887-30787-6). See also
[3993]pointy-haired, [3994]rat dance.
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Node:ding, Next:[3995]dink, Previous:[3996]Dilbert, Up:[3997]= D =
ding n.,vi.
1. Synonym for [3998]feep. Usage: rare among hackers, but more common
in the [3999]Real World. 2. `dinged': What happens when someone in
authority gives you a minor bitching about something, esp. something
trivial. "I was dinged for having a messy desk."
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Node:dink, Next:[4000]dinosaur, Previous:[4001]ding, Up:[4002]= D =
dink /dink/ adj.
Said of a machine that has the [4003]bitty box nature; a machine too
small to be worth bothering with -- sometimes the system you're
currently forced to work on. First heard from an MIT hacker working on
a CP/M system with 64K, in reference to any 6502 system, then from
fans of 32-bit architectures about 16-bit machines. "GNUMACS will
never work on that dink machine." Probably derived from mainstream
`dinky', which isn't sufficiently pejorative. See [4004]macdink.
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Node:dinosaur, Next:[4005]dinosaur pen, Previous:[4006]dink,
Up:[4007]= D =
dinosaur n.
1. Any hardware requiring raised flooring and special power. Used
especially of old minis and mainframes, in contrast with newer
microprocessor-based machines. In a famous quote from the 1988 Unix
EXPO, Bill Joy compared the liquid-cooled mainframe in the massive IBM
display with a grazing dinosaur "with a truck outside pumping its
bodily fluids through it". IBM was not amused. Compare [4008]big iron;
see also [4009]mainframe. 2. [IBM] A very conservative user; a
[4010]zipperhead.
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Node:dinosaur pen, Next:[4011]dinosaurs mating,
Previous:[4012]dinosaur, Up:[4013]= D =
dinosaur pen n.
A traditional [4014]mainframe computer room complete with raised
flooring, special power, its own ultra-heavy-duty air conditioning,
and a side order of Halon fire extinguishers. See [4015]boa.
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Node:dinosaurs mating, Next:[4016]dirtball, Previous:[4017]dinosaur
pen, Up:[4018]= D =
dinosaurs mating n.
Said to occur when yet another [4019]big iron merger or buyout occurs;
reflects a perception by hackers that these signal another stage in
the long, slow dying of the [4020]mainframe industry. In its glory
days of the 1960s, it was `IBM and the Seven Dwarves': Burroughs,
Control Data, General Electric, Honeywell, NCR, RCA, and Univac. RCA
and GE sold out early, and it was `IBM and the Bunch' (Burroughs,
Univac, NCR, Control Data, and Honeywell) for a while. Honeywell was
bought out by Bull; Burroughs merged with Univac to form Unisys (in
1984 -- this was when the phrase `dinosaurs mating' was coined); and
in 1991 AT&T absorbed NCR (but spat it back out a few years later).
Control Data still exists but is no longer in the mainframe business.
More such earth-shaking unions of doomed giants seem inevitable.
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Node:dirtball, Next:[4021]dirty power, Previous:[4022]dinosaurs
mating, Up:[4023]= D =
dirtball n.
[XEROX PARC] A small, perhaps struggling outsider; not in the major or
even the minor leagues. For example, "Xerox is not a dirtball
company".
[Outsiders often observe in the PARC culture an institutional
arrogance which usage of this term exemplifies. The brilliance and
scope of PARC's contributions to computer science have been such that
this superior attitude is not much resented. --ESR]
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Node:dirty power, Next:[4024]disclaimer, Previous:[4025]dirtball,
Up:[4026]= D =
dirty power n.
Electrical mains voltage that is unfriendly to the delicate innards of
computers. Spikes, [4027]drop-outs, average voltage significantly
higher or lower than nominal, or just plain noise can all cause
problems of varying subtlety and severity (these are collectively
known as [4028]power hits).
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Node:disclaimer, Next:[4029]Discordianism, Previous:[4030]dirty power,
Up:[4031]= D =
disclaimer n.
[Usenet] Statement ritually appended to many Usenet postings
(sometimes automatically, by the posting software) reiterating the
fact (which should be obvious, but is easily forgotten) that the
article reflects its author's opinions and not necessarily those of
the organization running the machine through which the article entered
the network.
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Node:Discordianism, Next:[4032]disk farm, Previous:[4033]disclaimer,
Up:[4034]= D =
Discordianism /dis-kor'di-*n-ism/ n.
The veneration of [4035]Eris, a.k.a. Discordia; widely popular among
hackers. Discordianism was popularized by Robert Shea and Robert Anton
Wilson's novel "Illuminatus!" as a sort of self-subverting Dada-Zen
for Westerners -- it should on no account be taken seriously but is
far more serious than most jokes. Consider, for example, the Fifth
Commandment of the Pentabarf, from "Principia Discordia": "A
Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads." Discordianism is
usually connected with an elaborate conspiracy theory/joke involving
millennia-long warfare between the anarcho-surrealist partisans of
Eris and a malevolent, authoritarian secret society called the
Illuminati. See [4036]Religion in Appendix B, [4037]Church of the
SubGenius, and [4038]ha ha only serious.
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Node:disk farm, Next:[4039]display hack, Previous:[4040]Discordianism,
Up:[4041]= D =
disk farm n.
(also [4042]laundromat) A large room or rooms filled with disk drives
(esp. [4043]washing machines).
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Node:display hack, Next:[4044]dispress, Previous:[4045]disk farm,
Up:[4046]= D =
display hack n.
A program with the same approximate purpose as a kaleidoscope: to make
pretty pictures. Famous display hacks include [4047]munching squares,
[4048]smoking clover, the BSD Unix rain(6) program, worms(6) on
miscellaneous Unixes, and the [4049]X kaleid(1) program. Display hacks
can also be implemented by creating text files containing numerous
escape sequences for interpretation by a video terminal; one notable
example displayed, on any VT100, a Christmas tree with twinkling
lights and a toy train circling its base. The [4050]hack value of a
display hack is proportional to the esthetic value of the images times
the cleverness of the algorithm divided by the size of the code. Syn.
[4051]psychedelicware.
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Node:dispress, Next:[4052]Dissociated Press, Previous:[4053]display
hack, Up:[4054]= D =
dispress vt.
[contraction of `Dissociated Press' due to eight-character MS-DOS
filenames] To apply the [4055]Dissociated Press algorithm to a block
of text. The resultant output is also referred to as a 'dispression'.
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Previous:[4057]dispress, Up:[4058]= D =
Dissociated Press n.
[play on `Associated Press'; perhaps inspired by a reference in the
1950 Bugs Bunny cartoon "What's Up, Doc?"] An algorithm for
transforming any text into potentially humorous garbage even more
efficiently than by passing it through a [4059]marketroid. The
algorithm starts by printing any N consecutive words (or letters) in
the text. Then at every step it searches for any random occurrence in
the original text of the last N words (or letters) already printed and
then prints the next word or letter. [4060]EMACS has a handy command
for this. Here is a short example of word-based Dissociated Press
applied to an earlier version of this Jargon File:
wart: n. A small, crocky [4061]feature that sticks out of an array
(C has no checks for this). This is relatively benign and easy to
spot if the phrase is bent so as to be not worth paying attention
to the medium in question.
Here is a short example of letter-based Dissociated Press applied to
the same source:
window sysIWYG: n. A bit was named aften /bee't*/ prefer to use the
other guy's re, especially in every cast a chuckle on neithout
getting into useful informash speech makes removing a featuring a
move or usage actual abstractionsidered interj. Indeed spectace
logic or problem!
A hackish idle pastime is to apply letter-based Dissociated Press to a
random body of text and [4062]vgrep the output in hopes of finding an
interesting new word. (In the preceding example, `window sysIWYG' and
`informash' show some promise.) Iterated applications of Dissociated
Press usually yield better results. Similar techniques called
`travesty generators' have been employed with considerable satirical
effect to the utterances of Usenet flamers; see [4063]pseudo.
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Node:distribution, Next:[4064]distro, Previous:[4065]Dissociated
Press, Up:[4066]= D =
distribution n.
1. A software source tree packaged for distribution; but see
[4067]kit. Since about 1996 unqualified use of this term often implies
`[4068]Linux distribution'. The short for [4069]distro is often used
for this sense. 2. A vague term encompassing mailing lists and Usenet
newsgroups (but not [4070]BBS [4071]fora); any topic-oriented message
channel with multiple recipients. 3. An information-space domain
(usually loosely correlated with geography) to which propagation of a
Usenet message is restricted; a much-underutilized feature.
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Node:distro, Next:[4072]disusered, Previous:[4073]distribution,
Up:[4074]= D =
distro n.
Synonym for [4075]distribution, sense 1.
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Node:disusered, Next:[4076]do protocol, Previous:[4077]distro,
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disusered adj.
[Usenet] Said of a person whose account on a computer has been
removed, esp. for cause rather than through normal attrition. "He got
disusered when they found out he'd been cracking through the school's
Internet access." The verbal form `disuser' is live but less common.
Both usages probably derive from the DISUSER account status flag on
VMS; setting it disables the account. Compare [4079]star out.
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Node:do protocol, Next:[4080]doc, Previous:[4081]disusered, Up:[4082]=
D =
do protocol vi.
[from network protocol programming] To perform an interaction with
somebody or something that follows a clearly defined procedure. For
example, "Let's do protocol with the check" at a restaurant means to
ask for the check, calculate the tip and everybody's share, collect
money from everybody, generate change as necessary, and pay the bill.
See [4083]protocol.
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Node:doc, Next:[4084]documentation, Previous:[4085]do protocol,
Up:[4086]= D =
doc /dok/ n.
Common spoken and written shorthand for `documentation'. Often used in
the plural `docs' and in the construction `doc file' (i.e.,
documentation available on-line).
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Node:documentation, Next:[4087]dodgy, Previous:[4088]doc, Up:[4089]= D
=
documentation n.
The multiple kilograms of macerated, pounded, steamed, bleached, and
pressed trees that accompany most modern software or hardware products
(see also [4090]tree-killer). Hackers seldom read paper documentation
and (too) often resist writing it; they prefer theirs to be terse and
on-line. A common comment on this predilection is "You can't
[4091]grep dead trees". See [4092]drool-proof paper, [4093]verbiage,
[4094]treeware.
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Node:dodgy, Next:[4095]dogcow, Previous:[4096]documentation,
Up:[4097]= D =
dodgy adj.
Syn. with [4098]flaky. Preferred outside the U.S.
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Node:dogcow, Next:[4099]dogfood, Previous:[4100]dodgy, Up:[4101]= D =
dogcow /dog'kow/ n.
See [4102]Moof. The dogcow is a semi-legendary creature that lurks in
the depths of the Macintosh Technical Notes Hypercard stack V3.1. The
full story of the dogcow is told in technical note #31 (the particular
dogcow illustrated is properly named `Clarus'). Option-shift-click
will cause it to emit a characteristic `Moof!' or `!fooM' sound.
Getting to tech note 31 is the hard part; to discover how to do that,
one must needs examine the stack script with a hackerly eye. Clue:
[4103]rot13 is involved. A dogcow also appears if you choose `Page
Setup...' with a LaserWriter selected and click on the `Options'
button. It also lurks in other Mac printer drivers, notably those for
the now-discontinued Style Writers. Sadly, Apple has removed the pages
that used to describe the dogcow.
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Node:dogfood, Next:[4104]dogpile, Previous:[4105]dogcow, Up:[4106]= D
=
dogfood n.
[Microsoft, Netscape] Interim software used internally for testing.
"To eat one's own dogfood" (from which the slang noun derives) means
to use the software one is developing, as part of one's everyday
development environment (the phrase is used outside Microsoft and
Netscape). The practice is normal in the Linux community and
elsewhere, but the term `dogfood' is seldom used as open-source betas
tend to be quite tasty and nourishing. The idea is that developers who
are using their own software will quickly learn what's missing or
broken. Dogfood is typically not even of [4107]beta quality.
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Node:dogpile, Next:[4108]dogwash, Previous:[4109]dogfood, Up:[4110]= D
=
dogpile v.
[Usenet: prob. fr. mainstream "puppy pile"] When many people post
unfriendly responses in short order to a single posting, they are
sometimes said to "dogpile" or "dogpile on" the person to whom they're
responding. For example, when a religious missionary posts a
simplistic appeal to alt.atheism, he can expect to be dogpiled. It has
been suggested that this derives from U.S, football slang for a tackle
involving three or more people; among hackers, it seems at least as
likely do derive from an `autobiographical' Bugs Bunny cartoon in
which a gang of attacking canines actually yells "Dogpile on the
rabbit!".
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Node:dogwash, Next:[4111]domainist, Previous:[4112]dogpile, Up:[4113]=
D =
dogwash /dog'wosh/
[From a quip in the `urgency' field of a very optional software change
request, ca. 1982. It was something like "Urgency: Wash your dog
first".] 1. n. A project of minimal priority, undertaken as an escape
from more serious work. 2. v. To engage in such a project. Many games
and much [4114]freeware get written this way.
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Node:domainist, Next:[4115]Don't do that then!,
Previous:[4116]dogwash, Up:[4117]= D =
domainist /doh-mayn'ist/ adj.
1. [Usenet, by pointed analogy with "sexist", "racist", etc.] Someone
who judges people by the domain of their email addresses; esp. someone
who dismisses anyone who posts from a public internet provider. "What
do you expect from an article posted from aol.com?" 2. Said of an
[4118]Internet address (as opposed to a [4119]bang path) because the
part to the right of the @ specifies a nested series of `domains'; for
example, [4120]esr@snark.thyrsus.com specifies the machine called
snark in the subdomain called thyrsus within the top-level domain
called com. See also [4121]big-endian, sense 2.
The meaning of this term has drifted. At one time sense 2 was primary.
In elder days it was also used of a site, mailer, or routing program
which knew how to handle domainist addresses; or of a person (esp. a
site admin) who preferred domain addressing, supported a domainist
mailer, or proselytized for domainist addressing and disdained
[4122]bang paths. These senses are now (1996) obsolete, as effectively
all sites have converted.
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Node:Don't do that then!, Next:[4123]dongle, Previous:[4124]domainist,
Up:[4125]= D =
Don't do that then! imp.
[from an old doctor's office joke about a patient with a trivial
complaint] Stock response to a user complaint. "When I type control-S,
the whole system comes to a halt for thirty seconds." "Don't do that,
then!" (or "So don't do that!"). Compare [4126]RTFM.
Here's a classic example of "Don't do that then!" from Neil
Stephenson's "In The Beginning Was The Command Line". A friend of his
built a network with a load of Macs and a few high-powered database
servers. He found that from time to time the whole network would lock
up for no apparent reason. The problem was eventually tracked down to
MacOS's cooperative multitasking: when a user held down the mouse
button for too long, the network stack wouldn't get a chance to run...
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Node:dongle, Next:[4127]dongle-disk, Previous:[4128]Don't do that
then!, Up:[4129]= D =
dongle /dong'gl/ n.
1. [now obs.] A security or [4130]copy protection device for
proprietary software consisting of a serialized EPROM and some drivers
in a D-25 connector shell, which must be connected to an I/O port of
the computer while the program is run. Programs that use a dongle
query the port at startup and at programmed intervals thereafter, and
terminate if it does not respond with the dongle's programmed
validation code. Thus, users can make as many copies of the program as
they want but must pay for each dongle. The idea was clever, but it
was initially a failure, as users disliked tying up a serial port this
way. By 1993, dongles would typically pass data through the port and
monitor for [4131]magic codes (and combinations of status lines) with
minimal if any interference with devices further down the line -- this
innovation was necessary to allow daisy-chained dongles for multiple
pieces of software. These devices have become rare as the industry has
moved away from copy-protection schemes in general. 2. By extension,
any physical electronic key or transferable ID required for a program
to function. Common variations on this theme have used parallel or
even joystick ports. See [4132]dongle-disk. 3. An adaptor cable mating
a special edge-type connector on a PCMCIA or on-board Ethernet card to
a standard RJ45 Ethernet jack. This usage seems to have surfaced in
1999 and is now dominant. Laptop owners curse these things because
they're notoriously easy to lose and the vendors commonly charge
extortionate prices for replacements.
[Note: in early 1992, advertising copy from Rainbow Technologies (a
manufacturer of dongles) included a claim that the word derived from
"Don Gall", allegedly the inventor of the device. The company's
receptionist will cheerfully tell you that the story is a myth
invented for the ad copy. Nevertheless, I expect it to haunt my life
as a lexicographer for at least the next ten years. :-( --ESR]
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Node:dongle-disk, Next:[4133]donuts, Previous:[4134]dongle, Up:[4135]=
D =
dongle-disk /don'gl disk/ n.
A special floppy disk that is required in order to perform some task.
Some contain special coding that allows an application to identify it
uniquely, others are special code that does something that
normally-resident programs don't or can't. (For example, AT&T's "Unix
PC" would only come up in [4136]root mode with a special boot disk.)
Also called a `key disk'. See [4137]dongle.
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Node:donuts, Next:[4138]doorstop, Previous:[4139]dongle-disk,
Up:[4140]= D =
donuts n. obs.
A collective noun for any set of memory bits. This usage is extremely
archaic and may no longer be live jargon; it dates from the days of
ferrite-[4141]core memories in which each bit was implemented by a
doughnut-shaped magnetic flip-flop.
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Node:doorstop, Next:[4142]DoS attack, Previous:[4143]donuts,
Up:[4144]= D =
doorstop n.
Used to describe equipment that is non-functional and halfway expected
to remain so, especially obsolete equipment kept around for political
reasons or ostensibly as a backup. "When we get another Wyse-50 in
here, that ADM 3 will turn into a doorstop." Compare [4145]boat
anchor.
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Node:DoS attack, Next:[4146]dot file, Previous:[4147]doorstop,
Up:[4148]= D =
DoS attack //
[Usenet,common; note that it's unrelated to `DOS' as name of an
operating system] Abbreviation for Denial-Of-Service attack. This
abbreviation is most often used of attempts to shut down newsgroups
with floods of [4149]spam, or to flood network links with large
amounts of traffic, or to flood network links with large amounts of
traffic, often by abusing network broadcast addresses Compare
[4150]slashdot effect.
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Node:dot file, Next:[4151]double bucky, Previous:[4152]DoS attack,
Up:[4153]= D =
dot file [Unix] n.
A file that is not visible by default to normal directory-browsing
tools (on Unix, files named with a leading dot are, by convention, not
normally presented in directory listings). Many programs define one or
more dot files in which startup or configuration information may be
optionally recorded; a user can customize the program's behavior by
creating the appropriate file in the current or home directory.
(Therefore, dot files tend to [4154]creep -- with every nontrivial
application program defining at least one, a user's home directory can
be filled with scores of dot files, of course without the user's
really being aware of it.) See also [4155]profile (sense 1), [4156]rc
file.
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Node:double bucky, Next:[4157]doubled sig, Previous:[4158]dot file,
Up:[4159]= D =
double bucky adj.
Using both the CTRL and META keys. "The command to burn all LEDs is
double bucky F."
This term originated on the Stanford extended-ASCII keyboard, and was
later taken up by users of the [4160]space-cadet keyboard at MIT. A
typical MIT comment was that the Stanford [4161]bucky bits (control
and meta shifting keys) were nice, but there weren't enough of them;
you could type only 512 different characters on a Stanford keyboard.
An obvious way to address this was simply to add more shifting keys,
and this was eventually done; but a keyboard with that many shifting
keys is hard on touch-typists, who don't like to move their hands away
from the home position on the keyboard. It was half-seriously
suggested that the extra shifting keys be implemented as pedals;
typing on such a keyboard would be very much like playing a full pipe
organ. This idea is mentioned in a parody of a very fine song by
Jeffrey Moss called "Rubber Duckie", which was published in "The
Sesame Street Songbook" (Simon and Schuster 1971, ISBN 0-671-21036-X).
These lyrics were written on May 27, 1978, in celebration of the
Stanford keyboard:
Double Bucky
Double bucky, you're the one!
You make my keyboard lots of fun.
Double bucky, an additional bit or two:
(Vo-vo-de-o!)
Control and meta, side by side,
Augmented ASCII, nine bits wide!
Double bucky! Half a thousand glyphs, plus a few!
Oh,
I sure wish that I
Had a couple of
Bits more!
Perhaps a
Set of pedals to
Make the number of
Bits four:
Double double bucky!
Double bucky, left and right
OR'd together, outta sight!
Double bucky, I'd like a whole word of
Double bucky, I'm happy I heard of
Double bucky, I'd like a whole word of you!
--- The Great Quux (with apologies to Jeffrey Moss)
[This, by the way, is an excellent example of computer [4162]filk
--ESR] See also [4163]meta bit, [4164]cokebottle, and [4165]quadruple
bucky.
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Node:doubled sig, Next:[4166]down, Previous:[4167]double bucky,
Up:[4168]= D =
doubled sig [Usenet] n.
A [4169]sig block that has been included twice in a [4170]Usenet
article or, less commonly, in an electronic mail message. An article
or message with a doubled sig can be caused by improperly configured
software. More often, however, it reveals the author's lack of
experience in electronic communication. See [4171]B1FF, [4172]pseudo.
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Node:down, Next:[4173]download, Previous:[4174]doubled sig, Up:[4175]=
D =
down
1. adj. Not operating. "The up escalator is down" is considered a
humorous thing to say (unless of course you were expecting to use it),
and "The elevator is down" always means "The elevator isn't working"
and never refers to what floor the elevator is on. With respect to
computers, this term has passed into the mainstream; the extension to
other kinds of machine is still confined to techies (e.g. boiler
mechanics may speak of a boiler being down). 2. `go down' vi. To stop
functioning; usually said of the [4176]system. The message from the
[4177]console that every hacker hates to hear from the operator is
"System going down in 5 minutes". 3. `take down', `bring down' vt. To
deactivate purposely, usually for repair work or [4178]PM. "I'm taking
the system down to work on that bug in the tape drive." Occasionally
one hears the word `down' by itself used as a verb in this vt. sense.
See [4179]crash; oppose [4180]up.
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Node:download, Next:[4181]DP, Previous:[4182]down, Up:[4183]= D =
download vt.
To transfer data or (esp.) code from a far-away system (especially a
larger `host' system) over a digital communications link to a nearby
system (especially a smaller `client' system. Oppose [4184]upload.
Historical use of these terms was at one time associated with
transfers from large timesharing machines to PCs or peripherals
(download) and vice-versa (upload). The modern usage relative to the
speaker (rather than as an indicator of the size and role of the
machines) evolved as machine categories lost most of their former
functional importance.
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Node:DP, Next:[4185]DPB, Previous:[4186]download, Up:[4187]= D =
DP /D-P/ n.
1. Data Processing. Listed here because, according to hackers, use of
the term marks one immediately as a [4188]suit. See [4189]DPer. 2.
Common abbrev for [4190]Dissociated Press.
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Node:DPB, Next:[4191]DPer, Previous:[4192]DP, Up:[4193]= D =
DPB /d*-pib'/ vt.
[from the PDP-10 instruction set] To plop something down in the
middle. Usage: silly. "DPB yourself into that couch there." The
connotation would be that the couch is full except for one slot just
big enough for one last person to sit in. DPB means `DePosit Byte',
and was the name of a PDP-10 instruction that inserts some bits into
the middle of some other bits. Hackish usage has been kept alive by
the Common LISP function of the same name.
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Node:DPer, Next:[4194]Dr. Fred Mbogo, Previous:[4195]DPB, Up:[4196]= D
=
DPer /dee-pee-er/ n.
Data Processor. Hackers are absolutely amazed that [4197]suits use
this term self-referentially. Computers process data, not people! See
[4198]DP.
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Node:Dr. Fred Mbogo, Next:[4199]dragon, Previous:[4200]DPer,
Up:[4201]= D =
Dr. Fred Mbogo /*m-boh'goh, dok'tr fred/ n.
[Stanford] The archetypal man you don't want to see about a problem,
esp. an incompetent professional; a shyster. "Do you know a good eye
doctor?" "Sure, try Mbogo Eye Care and Professional Dry Cleaning." The
name comes from synergy between [4202]bogus and the original Dr.
Mbogo, a witch doctor who was Gomez Addams' physician on the old
"Addams Family" TV show. Interestingly enough, it turns out that under
the rules for Swahili noun classes, `m-' is the characteristic prefix
of "nouns referring to human beings". As such, "mbogo" is quite
plausible as a Swahili coinage for a person having the nature of a
[4203]bogon. Compare [4204]Bloggs Family and [4205]J. Random Hacker;
see also [4206]Fred Foobar and [4207]fred.
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Node:dragon, Next:[4208]Dragon Book, Previous:[4209]Dr. Fred Mbogo,
Up:[4210]= D =
dragon n.
[MIT] A program similar to a [4211]daemon, except that it is not
invoked at all, but is instead used by the system to perform various
secondary tasks. A typical example would be an accounting program,
which keeps track of who is logged in, accumulates load-average
statistics, etc. Under ITS, many terminals displayed a list of people
logged in, where they were, what they were running, etc., along with
some random picture (such as a unicorn, Snoopy, or the Enterprise),
which was generated by the `name dragon'. Usage: rare outside MIT --
under Unix and most other OSes this would be called a `background
demon' or [4212]daemon. The best-known Unix example of a dragon is
cron(1). At SAIL, they called this sort of thing a `phantom'.
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Node:Dragon Book, Next:[4213]drain, Previous:[4214]dragon, Up:[4215]=
D =
Dragon Book n.
The classic text "Compilers: Principles, Techniques and Tools", by
Alfred V. Aho, Ravi Sethi, and Jeffrey D. Ullman (Addison-Wesley 1986;
ISBN 0-201-10088-6), so called because of the cover design featuring a
dragon labeled `complexity of compiler design' and a knight bearing
the lance `LALR parser generator' among his other trappings. This one
is more specifically known as the `Red Dragon Book' (1986); an earlier
edition, sans Sethi and titled "Principles Of Compiler Design" (Alfred
V. Aho and Jeffrey D. Ullman; Addison-Wesley, 1977; ISBN
0-201-00022-9), was the `Green Dragon Book' (1977). (Also `New Dragon
Book', `Old Dragon Book'.) The horsed knight and the Green Dragon were
warily eying each other at a distance; now the knight is typing
(wearing gauntlets!) at a terminal showing a video-game representation
of the Red Dragon's head while the rest of the beast extends back in
normal space. See also [4216]book titles.
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Node:drain, Next:[4217]dread high-bit disease, Previous:[4218]Dragon
Book, Up:[4219]= D =
drain v.
[IBM] Syn. for [4220]flush (sense 2). Has a connotation of finality
about it; one speaks of draining a device before taking it offline.
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Node:dread high-bit disease, Next:[4221]Dread Questionmark Disease,
Previous:[4222]drain, Up:[4223]= D =
dread high-bit disease n.
A condition endemic to some now-obsolete computers and peripherals
(including ASR-33 teletypes and PRIME minicomputers) that results in
all characters having their high (0x80) bit forced on. This of course
makes transporting files to other systems much more difficult, not to
mention the problems these machines have talking with true 8-bit
devices.
This term was originally used specifically of PRIME (a.k.a. PR1ME)
minicomputers. Folklore has it that PRIME adopted the reversed-8-bit
convention in order to save 25 cents per serial line per machine;
PRIME old-timers, on the other hand, claim they inherited the disease
from Honeywell via customer NASA's compatibility requirements and
struggled heroically to cure it. Whoever was responsible, this
probably qualifies as one of the most [4224]cretinous design tradeoffs
ever made. See [4225]meta bit.
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Node:Dread Questionmark Disease, Next:[4226]DRECNET,
Previous:[4227]dread high-bit disease, Up:[4228]= D =
Dread Questionmark Disease
n. The result of saving HTML from Microsoft Word or some other program
that uses the nonstandard Microsoft variant of Latin-1; the symptom is
that various of those nonstandard characters in positions 128-160 show
up as questionmarks. The usual culprit is the misnamed `smart quotes'
feature in Microsoft Word. For more details (and a program called
`demoroniser' that cleans up the mess) see
[4229]http://www.fourmilab.ch/webtools/demoroniser/.
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Node:DRECNET, Next:[4230]driver, Previous:[4231]Dread Questionmark
Disease, Up:[4232]= D =
DRECNET /drek'net/ n.
[from Yiddish/German `dreck', meaning filth] Deliberate distortion of
DECNET, a networking protocol used in the [4233]VMS community. So
called because [4234]DEC helped write the Ethernet specification and
then (either stupidly or as a malignant customer-control tactic)
violated that spec in the design of DRECNET in a way that made it
incompatible. See also [4235]connector conspiracy.
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Node:driver, Next:[4236]droid, Previous:[4237]DRECNET, Up:[4238]= D =
driver n.
1. The [4239]main loop of an event-processing program; the code that
gets commands and dispatches them for execution. 2. [techspeak] In
`device driver', code designed to handle a particular peripheral
device such as a magnetic disk or tape unit. 3. In the TeX world and
the computerized typesetting world in general, a program that
translates some device-independent or other common format to something
a real device can actually understand.
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Node:droid, Next:[4240]drone, Previous:[4241]driver, Up:[4242]= D =
droid n.
[from `android', SF terminology for a humanoid robot of essentially
biological (as opposed to mechanical/electronic) construction] A
person (esp. a low-level bureaucrat or service-business employee)
exhibiting most of the following characteristics: (a) naive trust in
the wisdom of the parent organization or `the system'; (b) a
blind-faith propensity to believe obvious nonsense emitted by
authority figures (or computers!); (c) a rule-governed mentality, one
unwilling or unable to look beyond the `letter of the law' in
exceptional situations; (d) a paralyzing fear of official reprimand or
worse if Procedures are not followed No Matter What; and (e) no
interest in doing anything above or beyond the call of a very
narrowly-interpreted duty, or in particular in fixing that which is
broken; an "It's not my job, man" attitude.
Typical droid positions include supermarket checkout assistant and
bank clerk; the syndrome is also endemic in low-level government
employees. The implication is that the rules and official procedures
constitute software that the droid is executing; problems arise when
the software has not been properly debugged. The term `droid
mentality' is also used to describe the mindset behind this behavior.
Compare [4243]suit, [4244]marketroid; see [4245]-oid.
In England there is equivalent mainstream slang; a `jobsworth' is an
obstructive, rule-following bureaucrat, often of the uniformed or
suited variety. Named for the habit of denying a reasonable request by
sucking his teeth and saying "Oh no, guv, sorry I can't help you:
that's more than my job's worth".
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Node:drone, Next:[4246]drool-proof paper, Previous:[4247]droid,
Up:[4248]= D =
drone n.
Ignorant sales or customer service personnel in computer or
electronics superstores. Characterized by a lack of even superficial
knowledge about the products they sell, yet possessed of the
conviction that they are more competent than their hacker customers.
Usage: "That video board probably sucks, it was recommended by a drone
at Fry's" In the year 2000, their natural habitats include Fry's
Electronics, Best Buy, and CompUSA.
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Node:drool-proof paper, Next:[4249]drop on the floor,
Previous:[4250]drone, Up:[4251]= D =
drool-proof paper n.
Documentation that has been obsessively [4252]dumbed down, to the
point where only a [4253]cretin could bear to read it, is said to have
succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written
on drool-proof paper'. For example, this is an actual quote from
Apple's LaserWriter manual: "Do not expose your LaserWriter to open
fire or flame." The SGI Indy manual is said to include the line "Do
not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw it at coworkers.", but this
sounds like parody.
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Node:drop on the floor, Next:[4254]drop-ins,
Previous:[4255]drool-proof paper, Up:[4256]= D =
drop on the floor vt.
To react to an error condition by silently discarding messages or
other valuable data. "The gateway ran out of memory, so it just
started dropping packets on the floor." Also frequently used of faulty
mail and netnews relay sites that lose messages. See also [4257]black
hole, [4258]bit bucket.
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Node:drop-ins, Next:[4259]drop-outs, Previous:[4260]drop on the floor,
Up:[4261]= D =
drop-ins n.
[prob. by analogy with [4262]drop-outs] Spurious characters appearing
on a terminal or console as a result of line noise or a system
malfunction of some sort. Esp. used when these are interspersed with
one's own typed input. Compare [4263]drop-outs, sense 2.
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Node:drop-outs, Next:[4264]drugged, Previous:[4265]drop-ins,
Up:[4266]= D =
drop-outs n.
1. A variety of `power glitch' (see [4267]glitch); momentary 0 voltage
on the electrical mains. 2. Missing characters in typed input due to
software malfunction or system saturation (one cause of such behavior
under Unix when a bad connection to a modem swamps the processor with
spurious character interrupts; see [4268]screaming tty). 3. Mental
glitches; used as a way of describing those occasions when the mind
just seems to shut down for a couple of beats. See [4269]glitch,
[4270]fried.
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Node:drugged, Next:[4271]drum, Previous:[4272]drop-outs, Up:[4273]= D
=
drugged adj.
(also `on drugs') 1. Conspicuously stupid, heading toward
[4274]brain-damaged. Often accompanied by a pantomime of toking a
joint. 2. Of hardware, very slow relative to normal performance.
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Node:drum, Next:[4275]drunk mouse syndrome, Previous:[4276]drugged,
Up:[4277]= D =
drum adj, n.
Ancient techspeak term referring to slow, cylindrical magnetic media
that were once state-of-the-art storage devices. Under BSD Unix the
disk partition used for swapping is still called /dev/drum; this has
led to considerable humor and not a few straight-faced but utterly
bogus `explanations' getting foisted on [4278]newbies. See also
"[4279]The Story of Mel" in Appendix A.
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Node:drunk mouse syndrome, Next:[4280]dub dub dub,
Previous:[4281]drum, Up:[4282]= D =
drunk mouse syndrome n.
(also `mouse on drugs') A malady exhibited by the mouse pointing
device of some computers. The typical symptom is for the mouse cursor
on the screen to move in random directions and not in sync with the
motion of the actual mouse. Can usually be corrected by unplugging the
mouse and plugging it back again. Another recommended fix for optical
mice is to rotate your mouse pad 90 degrees.
At Xerox PARC in the 1970s, most people kept a can of copier cleaner
(isopropyl alcohol) at their desks. When the steel ball on the mouse
had picked up enough [4283]cruft to be unreliable, the mouse was
doused in cleaner, which restored it for a while. However, this
operation left a fine residue that accelerated the accumulation of
cruft, so the dousings became more and more frequent. Finally, the
mouse was declared `alcoholic' and sent to the clinic to be dried out
in a CFC ultrasonic bath.
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Node:dub dub dub, Next:[4284]Duff's device, Previous:[4285]drunk mouse
syndrome, Up:[4286]= D =
dub dub dub
[common] Spoken-only shorthand for the "www" (double-u double-u
double-u) in many web host names. Nothing to do with the style of
reggae music called `dub'.
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Node:Duff's device, Next:[4287]dumb terminal, Previous:[4288]dub dub
dub, Up:[4289]= D =
Duff's device n.
The most dramatic use yet seen of [4290]fall through in C, invented by
Tom Duff when he was at Lucasfilm. Trying to [4291]bum all the
instructions he could out of an inner loop that copied data serially
onto an output port, he decided to unroll it. He then realized that
the unrolled version could be implemented by interlacing the
structures of a switch and a loop:
register n = (count + 7) / 8; /* count > 0 assumed */
switch (count % 8)
{
case 0: do { *to = *from++;
case 7: *to = *from++;
case 6: *to = *from++;
case 5: *to = *from++;
case 4: *to = *from++;
case 3: *to = *from++;
case 2: *to = *from++;
case 1: *to = *from++;
} while (--n > 0);
}
Shocking though it appears to all who encounter it for the first time,
the device is actually perfectly valid, legal C. C's default
[4292]fall through in case statements has long been its most
controversial single feature; Duff observed that "This code forms some
sort of argument in that debate, but I'm not sure whether it's for or
against." Duff has discussed the device in detail at
[4293]http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/duffs-device.html. Note that the
omission of postfix ++ from *to was intentional (though confusing).
Duff's device can be used to implement memory copy, but the original
aim was to copy values serially into a magic IO register.
[For maximal obscurity, the outermost pair of braces above could
actually be removed -- GLS]
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Node:dumb terminal, Next:[4294]dumbass attack, Previous:[4295]Duff's
device, Up:[4296]= D =
dumb terminal n.
A terminal that is one step above a [4297]glass tty, having a
minimally addressable cursor but no on-screen editing or other
features normally supported by a [4298]smart terminal. Once upon a
time, when glass ttys were common and addressable cursors were
something special, what is now called a dumb terminal could pass for a
smart terminal.
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Node:dumbass attack, Next:[4299]dumbed down, Previous:[4300]dumb
terminal, Up:[4301]= D =
dumbass attack /duhm'as *-tak'/ n.
[Purdue] Notional cause of a novice's mistake made by the experienced,
especially one made while running as [4302]root under Unix, e.g.,
typing rm -r * or mkfs on a mounted file system. Compare [4303]adger.
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Node:dumbed down, Next:[4304]dump, Previous:[4305]dumbass attack,
Up:[4306]= D =
dumbed down adj.
Simplified, with a strong connotation of oversimplified. Often, a
[4307]marketroid will insist that the interfaces and documentation of
software be dumbed down after the designer has burned untold gallons
of midnight oil making it smart. This creates friction. See
[4308]user-friendly.
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Node:dump, Next:[4309]dumpster diving, Previous:[4310]dumbed down,
Up:[4311]= D =
dump n.
1. An undigested and voluminous mass of information about a problem or
the state of a system, especially one routed to the slowest available
output device (compare [4312]core dump), and most especially one
consisting of hex or octal [4313]runes describing the byte-by-byte
state of memory, mass storage, or some file. In [4314]elder days,
debugging was generally done by `groveling over' a dump (see
[4315]grovel); increasing use of high-level languages and interactive
debuggers has made such tedium uncommon, and the term `dump' now has a
faintly archaic flavor. 2. A backup. This usage is typical only at
large timesharing installations.
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Node:dumpster diving, Next:[4316]dup killer, Previous:[4317]dump,
Up:[4318]= D =
dumpster diving /dump'-ster di:'-ving/ n.
1. The practice of sifting refuse from an office or technical
installation to extract confidential data, especially
security-compromising information (`dumpster' is an Americanism for
what is elsewhere called a `skip'). Back in AT&T's monopoly days,
before paper shredders became common office equipment, phone phreaks
(see [4319]phreaking) used to organize regular dumpster runs against
phone company plants and offices. Discarded and damaged copies of AT&T
internal manuals taught them much. The technique is still rumored to
be a favorite of crackers operating against careless targets. 2. The
practice of raiding the dumpsters behind buildings where producers
and/or consumers of high-tech equipment are located, with the
expectation (usually justified) of finding discarded but
still-valuable equipment to be nursed back to health in some hacker's
den. Experienced dumpster-divers not infrequently accumulate basements
full of moldering (but still potentially useful) [4320]cruft.
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Node:dup killer, Next:[4321]dup loop, Previous:[4322]dumpster diving,
Up:[4323]= D =
dup killer /d[y]oop kill'r/ n.
[FidoNet] Software that is supposed to detect and delete duplicates of
a message that may have reached the FidoNet system via different
routes.
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Node:dup loop, Next:[4324]dusty deck, Previous:[4325]dup killer,
Up:[4326]= D =
dup loop /d[y]oop loop/ (also `dupe loop') n.
[FidoNet] An infinite stream of duplicated, near-identical messages on
a FidoNet [4327]echo, the only difference being unique or mangled
identification information applied by a faulty or incorrectly
configured system or network gateway, thus rendering [4328]dup killers
ineffective. If such a duplicate message eventually reaches a system
through which it has already passed (with the original identification
information), all systems passed on the way back to that system are
said to be involved in a [4329]dup loop.
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Node:dusty deck, Next:[4330]DWIM, Previous:[4331]dup loop, Up:[4332]=
D =
dusty deck n.
Old software (especially applications) which one is obliged to remain
compatible with, or to maintain ([4333]DP types call this `legacy
code', a term hackers consider smarmy and excessively reverent). The
term implies that the software in question is a holdover from
card-punch days. Used esp. when referring to old scientific and
[4334]number-crunching software, much of which was written in FORTRAN
and very poorly documented but is believed to be too expensive to
replace. See [4335]fossil; compare [4336]crawling horror.
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Node:DWIM, Next:[4337]dynner, Previous:[4338]dusty deck, Up:[4339]= D
=
DWIM /dwim/
[acronym, `Do What I Mean'] 1. adj. Able to guess, sometimes even
correctly, the result intended when bogus input was provided. 2. n.
obs. The BBNLISP/INTERLISP function that attempted to accomplish this
feat by correcting many of the more common errors. See [4340]hairy. 3.
Occasionally, an interjection hurled at a balky computer, esp. when
one senses one might be tripping over legalisms (see [4341]legalese).
4. Of a person, someone whose directions are incomprehensible and
vague, but who nevertheless has the expectation that you will solve
the problem using the specific method he/she has in mind.
Warren Teitelman originally wrote DWIM to fix his typos and spelling
errors, so it was somewhat idiosyncratic to his style, and would often
make hash of anyone else's typos if they were stylistically different.
Some victims of DWIM thus claimed that the acronym stood for `Damn
Warren's Infernal Machine!'.
In one notorious incident, Warren added a DWIM feature to the command
interpreter used at Xerox PARC. One day another hacker there typed
delete *$ to free up some disk space. (The editor there named backup
files by appending $ to the original file name, so he was trying to
delete any backup files left over from old editing sessions.) It
happened that there weren't any editor backup files, so DWIM helpfully
reported *$ not found, assuming you meant 'delete *'. It then started
to delete all the files on the disk! The hacker managed to stop it
with a [4342]Vulcan nerve pinch after only a half dozen or so files
were lost.
The disgruntled victim later said he had been sorely tempted to go to
Warren's office, tie Warren down in his chair in front of his
workstation, and then type delete *$ twice.
DWIM is often suggested in jest as a desired feature for a complex
program; it is also occasionally described as the single instruction
the ideal computer would have. Back when proofs of program correctness
were in vogue, there were also jokes about `DWIMC' (Do What I Mean,
Correctly). A related term, more often seen as a verb, is DTRT (Do The
Right Thing); see [4343]Right Thing.
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Node:dynner, Next:[4344]earthquake, Previous:[4345]DWIM, Up:[4346]= D
=
dynner /din'r/ n.
32 bits, by analogy with [4347]nybble and [4348]byte. Usage: rare and
extremely silly. See also [4349]playte, [4350]tayste, [4351]crumb.
General discussion of such terms is under [4352]nybble.
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Node:= E =, Next:[4353]= F =, Previous:[4354]= D =, Up:[4355]The
Jargon Lexicon
= E =
* [4356]earthquake:
* [4357]Easter egg:
* [4358]Easter egging:
* [4359]eat flaming death:
* [4360]EBCDIC:
* [4361]echo:
* [4362]ECP:
* [4363]ed:
* [4364]egosurf:
* [4365]eighty-column mind:
* [4366]El Camino Bignum:
* [4367]elder days:
* [4368]elegant:
* [4369]elephantine:
* [4370]elevator controller:
* [4371]elite:
* [4372]ELIZA effect:
* [4373]elvish:
* [4374]EMACS:
* [4375]email:
* [4376]emoticon:
* [4377]EMP:
* [4378]empire:
* [4379]engine:
* [4380]English:
* [4381]enhancement:
* [4382]ENQ:
* [4383]EOF:
* [4384]EOL:
* [4385]EOU:
* [4386]epoch:
* [4387]epsilon:
* [4388]epsilon squared:
* [4389]era the:
* [4390]Eric Conspiracy:
* [4391]Eris:
* [4392]erotics:
* [4393]error 33:
* [4394]eurodemo:
* [4395]evil:
* [4396]evil and rude:
* [4397]Evil Empire:
* [4398]exa-:
* [4399]examining the entrails:
* [4400]EXCH:
* [4401]excl:
* [4402]EXE:
* [4403]exec:
* [4404]exercise left as an:
* [4405]Exon:
* [4406]Exploder:
* [4407]exploit:
* [4408]external memory:
* [4409]eye candy:
* [4410]eyeball search:
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Node:earthquake, Next:[4411]Easter egg, Previous:[4412]dynner,
Up:[4413]= E =
earthquake n.
[IBM] The ultimate real-world shock test for computer hardware.
Hackish sources at IBM deny the rumor that the Bay Area quake of 1989
was initiated by the company to test quality-assurance procedures at
its California plants.
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Node:Easter egg, Next:[4414]Easter egging, Previous:[4415]earthquake,
Up:[4416]= E =
Easter egg n.
[from the custom of the Easter Egg hunt observed in the U.S. and many
parts of Europe] 1. A message hidden in the object code of a program
as a joke, intended to be found by persons disassembling or browsing
the code. 2. A message, graphic, or sound effect emitted by a program
(or, on a PC, the BIOS ROM) in response to some undocumented set of
commands or keystrokes, intended as a joke or to display program
credits. One well-known early Easter egg found in a couple of OSes
caused them to respond to the command make love with not war?. Many
personal computers have much more elaborate eggs hidden in ROM,
including lists of the developers' names, political exhortations,
snatches of music, and (in one case) graphics images of the entire
development team.
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Node:Easter egging, Next:[4417]eat flaming death,
Previous:[4418]Easter egg, Up:[4419]= E =
Easter egging n.
[IBM] The act of replacing unrelated components more or less at random
in hopes that a malfunction will go away. Hackers consider this the
normal operating mode of [4420]field circus techs and do not love them
for it. See also the jokes under [4421]field circus. Compare
[4422]shotgun debugging.
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Node:eat flaming death, Next:[4423]EBCDIC, Previous:[4424]Easter
egging, Up:[4425]= E =
eat flaming death imp.
A construction popularized among hackers by the infamous [4426]CPU
Wars comic; supposedly derive from a famously turgid line in a
WWII-era anti-Nazi propaganda comic that ran "Eat flaming death,
non-Aryan mongrels!" or something of the sort (however, it is also
reported that the Firesign Theatre's 1975 album "In The Next World,
You're On Your Own" a character won the right to scream "Eat flaming
death, fascist media pigs" in the middle of Oscar night on a game
show; this may have been an influence). Used in humorously overblown
expressions of hostility. "Eat flaming death, [4427]EBCDIC users!"
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Node:EBCDIC, Next:[4428]echo, Previous:[4429]eat flaming death,
Up:[4430]= E =
EBCDIC /eb's*-dik/, /eb'see`dik/, or /eb'k*-dik/ n.
[abbreviation, Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code] An
alleged character set used on IBM [4431]dinosaurs. It exists in at
least six mutually incompatible versions, all featuring such delights
as non-contiguous letter sequences and the absence of several ASCII
punctuation characters fairly important for modern computer languages
(exactly which characters are absent varies according to which version
of EBCDIC you're looking at). IBM adapted EBCDIC from [4432]punched
card code in the early 1960s and promulgated it as a customer-control
tactic (see [4433]connector conspiracy), spurning the already
established ASCII standard. Today, IBM claims to be an open-systems
company, but IBM's own description of the EBCDIC variants and how to
convert between them is still internally classified top-secret,
burn-before-reading. Hackers blanch at the very name of EBCDIC and
consider it a manifestation of purest [4434]evil. See also [4435]fear
and loathing.
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Node:echo, Next:[4436]ECP, Previous:[4437]EBCDIC, Up:[4438]= E =
echo [FidoNet] n.
A [4439]topic group on [4440]FidoNet's echomail system. Compare
[4441]newsgroup.
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Node:ECP, Next:[4442]ed, Previous:[4443]echo, Up:[4444]= E =
ECP /E-C-P/ n.
See [4445]spam and [4446]velveeta.
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Node:ed, Next:[4447]egosurf, Previous:[4448]ECP, Up:[4449]= E =
ed n.
"ed is the standard text editor." Line taken from original the
[4450]Unix manual page on ed, an ancient line-oriented editor that is
by now used only by a few [4451]Real Programmers, and even then only
for batch operations. The original line is sometimes uttered near the
beginning of an emacs vs. vi holy war on [4452]Usenet, with the (vain)
hope to quench the discussion before it really takes off. Often
followed by a standard text describing the many virtues of ed (such as
the small memory [4453]footprint on a Timex Sinclair, and the
consistent (because nearly non-existent) user interface).
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Node:egosurf, Next:[4454]eighty-column mind, Previous:[4455]ed,
Up:[4456]= E =
egosurf vi.
To search the net for your name or links to your web pages. Perhaps
connected to long-established SF-fan slang `egoscan', to search for
one's name in a fanzine.
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Node:eighty-column mind, Next:[4457]El Camino Bignum,
Previous:[4458]egosurf, Up:[4459]= E =
eighty-column mind n.
[IBM] The sort said to be possessed by persons for whom the transition
from [4460]punched card to tape was traumatic (nobody has dared tell
them about disks yet). It is said that these people, including
(according to an old joke) the founder of IBM, will be buried `face
down, 9-edge first' (the 9-edge being the bottom of the card). This
directive is inscribed on IBM's 1402 and 1622 card readers and is
referenced in a famous bit of doggerel called "The Last Bug", the
climactic lines of which are as follows:
He died at the console
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, 9-edge first.
The eighty-column mind was thought by most hackers to dominate IBM's
customer base and its thinking. This only began to change in the
mid-1990s when IBM began to reinvent itself after the triumph of the
[4461]killer micro. See [4462]IBM, [4463]fear and loathing, [4464]card
walloper. A copy of "The Last Bug" lives on the the GNU site at
[4465]http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/last.bug.html.
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Node:El Camino Bignum, Next:[4466]elder days,
Previous:[4467]eighty-column mind, Up:[4468]= E =
El Camino Bignum /el' k*-mee'noh big'nuhm/ n.
The road mundanely called El Camino Real, running along San Francisco
peninsula. It originally extended all the way down to Mexico City;
many portions of the old road are still intact. Navigation on the San
Francisco peninsula is usually done relative to El Camino Real, which
defines [4469]logical north and south even though it isn't really
north-south in many places. El Camino Real runs right past Stanford
University and so is familiar to hackers.
The Spanish word `real' (which has two syllables: /ray-ahl'/) means
`royal'; El Camino Real is `the royal road'. In the FORTRAN language,
a `real' quantity is a number typically precise to seven significant
digits, and a `double precision' quantity is a larger floating-point
number, precise to perhaps fourteen significant digits (other
languages have similar `real' types).
When a hacker from MIT visited Stanford in 1976, he remarked what a
long road El Camino Real was. Making a pun on `real', he started
calling it `El Camino Double Precision' -- but when the hacker was
told that the road was hundreds of miles long, he renamed it `El
Camino Bignum', and that name has stuck. (See [4470]bignum.)
[GLS has since let slip that the unnamed hacker in this story was in
fact himself --ESR]
In recent years, the synonym `El Camino Virtual' has been reported as
an alternate at IBM and Amdahl sites in the Valley. Mathematically
literate hackers in the Valley have also been heard to refer to some
major cross-street intersecting El Camino Real as "El Camino
Imaginary". One popular theory is that the intersection is located
near Moffett Field - where they keep all those complex planes.
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Node:elder days, Next:[4471]elegant, Previous:[4472]El Camino Bignum,
Up:[4473]= E =
elder days n.
The heroic age of hackerdom (roughly, pre-1980); the era of the
[4474]PDP-10, [4475]TECO, [4476]ITS, and the ARPANET. This term has
been rather consciously adopted from J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy epic
"The Lord of the Rings". Compare [4477]Iron Age; see also [4478]elvish
and [4479]Great Worm.
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Node:elegant, Next:[4480]elephantine, Previous:[4481]elder days,
Up:[4482]= E =
elegant adj.
[common; from mathematical usage] Combining simplicity, power, and a
certain ineffable grace of design. Higher praise than `clever',
`winning', or even [4483]cuspy.
The French aviator, adventurer, and author Antoine de Saint-Exupéry,
probably best known for his classic children's book "The Little
Prince", was also an aircraft designer. He gave us perhaps the best
definition of engineering elegance when he said "A designer knows he
has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but
when there is nothing left to take away."
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Node:elephantine, Next:[4484]elevator controller,
Previous:[4485]elegant, Up:[4486]= E =
elephantine adj.
Used of programs or systems that are both conspicuous [4487]hogs
(owing perhaps to poor design founded on [4488]brute force and
ignorance) and exceedingly [4489]hairy in source form. An elephantine
program may be functional and even friendly, but (as in the old joke
about being in bed with an elephant) it's tough to have around all the
same (and, like a pachyderm, difficult to maintain). In extreme cases,
hackers have been known to make trumpeting sounds or perform
expressive proboscatory mime at the mention of the offending program.
Usage: semi-humorous. Compare `has the elephant nature' and the
somewhat more pejorative [4490]monstrosity. See also
[4491]second-system effect and [4492]baroque.
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Node:elevator controller, Next:[4493]elite,
Previous:[4494]elephantine, Up:[4495]= E =
elevator controller n.
An archetypal dumb embedded-systems application, like [4496]toaster
(which superseded it). During one period (1983-84) in the
deliberations of ANSI X3J11 (the C standardization committee) this was
the canonical example of a really stupid, memory-limited computation
environment. "You can't require printf(3) to be part of the default
runtime library -- what if you're targeting an elevator controller?"
Elevator controllers became important rhetorical weapons on both sides
of several [4497]holy wars.
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Node:elite, Next:[4498]ELIZA effect, Previous:[4499]elevator
controller, Up:[4500]= E =
elite adj.
Clueful. Plugged-in. One of the cognoscenti. Also used as a general
positive adjective. This term is not actually native hacker slang; it
is used primarily by crackers and [4501]warez d00dz, for which reason
hackers use it only with heavy irony. The term used to refer to the
folks allowed in to the "hidden" or "privileged" sections of BBSes in
the early 1980s (which, typically, contained pirated software).
Frequently, early boards would only let you post, or even see, a
certain subset of the sections (or `boards') on a BBS. Those who got
to the frequently legendary `triple super secret' boards were elite.
Misspellings of this term in warez d00dz style abound; the forms
`eleet', and `31337' (among others) have been sighted.
A true hacker would be more likely to use `wizardly'. Oppose
[4502]lamer.
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Node:ELIZA effect, Next:[4503]elvish, Previous:[4504]elite, Up:[4505]=
E =
ELIZA effect /*-li:'z* *-fekt'/ n.
[AI community] The tendency of humans to attach associations to terms
from prior experience. For example, there is nothing magic about the
symbol + that makes it well-suited to indicate addition; it's just
that people associate it with addition. Using + or `plus' to mean
addition in a computer language is taking advantage of the ELIZA
effect.
This term comes from the famous ELIZA program by Joseph Weizenbaum,
which simulated a Rogerian psychotherapist by rephrasing many of the
patient's statements as questions and posing them to the patient. It
worked by simple pattern recognition and substitution of key words
into canned phrases. It was so convincing, however, that there are
many anecdotes about people becoming very emotionally caught up in
dealing with ELIZA. All this was due to people's tendency to attach to
words meanings which the computer never put there. The ELIZA effect is
a [4506]Good Thing when writing a programming language, but it can
blind you to serious shortcomings when analyzing an Artificial
Intelligence system. Compare [4507]ad-hockery; see also
[4508]AI-complete. Sources for a clone of the original Eliza are
available at
[4509]ftp://ftp.cc.utexas.edu/pub/AI_ATTIC/Programs/Classic/Eliza/Eliz
a.c.
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Node:elvish, Next:[4510]EMACS, Previous:[4511]ELIZA effect, Up:[4512]=
E =
elvish n.
1. The Tengwar of Feanor, a table of letterforms resembling the
beautiful Celtic half-uncial hand of the "Book of Kells". Invented and
described by J. R. R. Tolkien in "The Lord of The Rings" as an
orthography for his fictional `elvish' languages, this system (which
is both visually and phonetically [4513]elegant) has long fascinated
hackers (who tend to be intrigued by artificial languages in general).
It is traditional for graphics printers, plotters, window systems, and
the like to support a Feanorian typeface as one of their demo items.
See also [4514]elder days. 2. By extension, any odd or unreadable
typeface produced by a graphics device. 3. The typeface mundanely
called `Böcklin', an art-Noveau display font.
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Node:EMACS, Next:[4515]email, Previous:[4516]elvish, Up:[4517]= E =
EMACS /ee'maks/ n.
[from Editing MACroS] The ne plus ultra of hacker editors, a
programmable text editor with an entire LISP system inside it. It was
originally written by Richard Stallman in [4518]TECO under [4519]ITS
at the MIT AI lab; AI Memo 554 described it as "an advanced,
self-documenting, customizable, extensible real-time display editor".
It has since been reimplemented any number of times, by various
hackers, and versions exist that run under most major operating
systems. Perhaps the most widely used version, also written by
Stallman and now called "[4520]GNU EMACS" or [4521]GNUMACS, runs
principally under Unix. (Its close relative XEmacs is the second most
popular version.) It includes facilities to run compilation
subprocesses and send and receive mail or news; many hackers spend up
to 80% of their [4522]tube time inside it. Other variants include
[4523]GOSMACS, CCA EMACS, UniPress EMACS, Montgomery EMACS, jove,
epsilon, and MicroEMACS. (Though we use the original all-caps spelling
here, it is nowadays very commonly `Emacs'.)
Some EMACS versions running under window managers iconify as an
overflowing kitchen sink, perhaps to suggest the one feature the
editor does not (yet) include. Indeed, some hackers find EMACS too
[4524]heavyweight and [4525]baroque for their taste, and expand the
name as `Escape Meta Alt Control Shift' to spoof its heavy reliance on
keystrokes decorated with [4526]bucky bits. Other spoof expansions
include `Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping' (from when that was
a lot of [4527]core), `Eventually malloc()s All Computer Storage', and
`EMACS Makes A Computer Slow' (see [4528]recursive acronym). See also
[4529]vi.
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Node:email, Next:[4530]emoticon, Previous:[4531]EMACS, Up:[4532]= E =
email /ee'mayl/
(also written `e-mail' and `E-mail') 1. n. Electronic mail
automatically passed through computer networks and/or via modems over
common-carrier lines. Contrast [4533]snail-mail, [4534]paper-net,
[4535]voice-net. See [4536]network address. 2. vt. To send electronic
mail.
Oddly enough, the word `emailed' is actually listed in the OED; it
means "embossed (with a raised pattern) or perh. arranged in a net or
open work". A use from 1480 is given. The word is probably derived
from French `émaillé' (enameled) and related to Old French
`emmailleüre' (network). A French correspondent tells us that in
modern French, `email' is a hard enamel obtained by heating special
paints in a furnace; an `emailleur' (no final e) is a craftsman who
makes email (he generally paints some objects (like, say, jewelry) and
cooks them in a furnace).
There are numerous spelling variants of this word. In Internet traffic
up to 1995, `email' predominates, `e-mail' runs a not-too-distant
second, and `E-mail' and `Email' are a distant third and fourth.
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Node:emoticon, Next:[4537]EMP, Previous:[4538]email, Up:[4539]= E =
emoticon /ee-moh'ti-kon/ n.
[common] An ASCII glyph used to indicate an emotional state in email
or news. Although originally intended mostly as jokes, emoticons (or
some other explicit humor indication) are virtually required under
certain circumstances in high-volume text-only communication forums
such as Usenet; the lack of verbal and visual cues can otherwise cause
what were intended to be humorous, sarcastic, ironic, or otherwise
non-100%-serious comments to be badly misinterpreted (not always even
by [4540]newbies), resulting in arguments and [4541]flame wars.
Hundreds of emoticons have been proposed, but only a few are in common
use. These include:
:-)
`smiley face' (for humor, laughter, friendliness, occasionally
sarcasm)
:-(
`frowney face' (for sadness, anger, or upset)
;-)
`half-smiley' ([4542]ha ha only serious); also known as
`semi-smiley' or `winkey face'.
:-/
`wry face'
(These may become more comprehensible if you tilt your head sideways,
to the left.)
The first two listed are by far the most frequently encountered.
Hyphenless forms of them are common on CompuServe, GEnie, and BIX; see
also [4543]bixie. On [4544]Usenet, `smiley' is often used as a generic
term synonymous with [4545]emoticon, as well as specifically for the
happy-face emoticon.
It appears that the emoticon was invented by one Scott Fahlman on the
CMU [4546]bboard systems sometime between early 1981 and mid-1982. He
later wrote: "I wish I had saved the original post, or at least
recorded the date for posterity, but I had no idea that I was starting
something that would soon pollute all the world's communication
channels." [GLS confirms that he remembers this original posting].
Note for the [4547]newbie: Overuse of the smiley is a mark of
loserhood! More than one per paragraph is a fairly sure sign that
you've gone over the line.
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Node:EMP, Next:[4548]empire, Previous:[4549]emoticon, Up:[4550]= E =
EMP /E-M-P/
See [4551]spam.
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Node:empire, Next:[4552]engine, Previous:[4553]EMP, Up:[4554]= E =
empire n.
Any of a family of military simulations derived from a game written by
Peter Langston many years ago. A number of multi-player variants of
varying degrees of sophistication exist, and one single-player version
implemented for both Unix and VMS; the latter is even available as
MS-DOS freeware. All are notoriously addictive. Of various commercial
derivatives the best known is probably "Empire Deluxe" on PCs and
Amigas.
Modern empire is a real-time wargame played over the internet by up to
120 players. Typical games last from 24 hours (blitz) to a couple of
months (long term). The amount of sleep you can get while playing is a
function of the rate at which updates occur and the number of
co-rulers of your country. Empire server software is available for
unix-like machines, and clients for Unix and other platforms. A
comprehensive history of the game is available at
[4555]http://www.empire.cx/infopages/History.html. The Empire resource
site is at [4556]http://www.empire.cx/.
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Node:engine, Next:[4557]English, Previous:[4558]empire, Up:[4559]= E =
engine n.
1. A piece of hardware that encapsulates some function but can't be
used without some kind of [4560]front end. Today we have, especially,
`print engine': the guts of a laser printer. 2. An analogous piece of
software; notionally, one that does a lot of noisy crunching, such as
a `database engine'.
The hacker senses of `engine' are actually close to its original,
pre-Industrial-Revolution sense of a skill, clever device, or
instrument (the word is cognate to `ingenuity'). This sense had not
been completely eclipsed by the modern connotation of
power-transducing machinery in Charles Babbage's time, which explains
why he named the stored-program computer that he designed in 1844 the
`Analytical Engine'.
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Node:English, Next:[4561]enhancement, Previous:[4562]engine,
Up:[4563]= E =
English
1. n. obs. The source code for a program, which may be in any
language, as opposed to the linkable or executable binary produced
from it by a compiler. The idea behind the term is that to a real
hacker, a program written in his favorite programming language is at
least as readable as English. Usage: mostly by old-time hackers,
though recognizable in context. Today the prefereed shorthand is
sinply [4564]source. 2. The official name of the database language
used by the old Pick Operating System, actually a sort of crufty,
brain-damaged SQL with delusions of grandeur. The name permitted
[4565]marketroids to say "Yes, and you can program our computers in
English!" to ignorant [4566]suits without quite running afoul of the
truth-in-advertising laws.
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Node:enhancement, Next:[4567]ENQ, Previous:[4568]English, Up:[4569]= E
=
enhancement n.
Common [4570]marketroid-speak for a bug [4571]fix. This abuse of
language is a popular and time-tested way to turn incompetence into
increased revenue. A hacker being ironic would instead call the fix a
[4572]feature -- or perhaps save some effort by declaring the bug
itself to be a feature.
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Node:ENQ, Next:[4573]EOF, Previous:[4574]enhancement, Up:[4575]= E =
ENQ /enkw/ or /enk/
[from the ASCII mnemonic ENQuire for 0000101] An on-line convention
for querying someone's availability. After opening a [4576]talk mode
connection to someone apparently in heavy hack mode, one might type
SYN SYN ENQ? (the SYNs representing notional synchronization bytes),
and expect a return of [4577]ACK or [4578]NAK depending on whether or
not the person felt interruptible. Compare [4579]ping, [4580]finger,
and the usage of FOO? listed under [4581]talk mode.
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Node:EOF, Next:[4582]EOL, Previous:[4583]ENQ, Up:[4584]= E =
EOF /E-O-F/ n.
[abbreviation, `End Of File'] 1. [techspeak] The [4585]out-of-band
value returned by C's sequential character-input functions (and their
equivalents in other environments) when end of file has been reached.
This value is usually -1 under C libraries postdating V6 Unix, but was
originally 0. DOS hackers think EOF is ^Z, and a few Amiga hackers
think it's ^\. 2. [Unix] The keyboard character (usually control-D,
the ASCII EOT (End Of Transmission) character) that is mapped by the
terminal driver into an end-of-file condition. 3. Used by extension in
non-computer contexts when a human is doing something that can be
modeled as a sequential read and can't go further. "Yeah, I looked for
a list of 360 mnemonics to post as a joke, but I hit EOF pretty fast;
all the library had was a [4586]JCL manual." See also [4587]EOL.
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Node:EOL, Next:[4588]EOU, Previous:[4589]EOF, Up:[4590]= E =
EOL /E-O-L/ n.
[End Of Line] Syn. for [4591]newline, derived perhaps from the
original CDC6600 Pascal. Now rare, but widely recognized and
occasionally used for brevity. Used in the example entry under
[4592]BNF. See also [4593]EOF.
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Node:EOU, Next:[4594]epoch, Previous:[4595]EOL, Up:[4596]= E =
EOU /E-O-U/ n.
The mnemonic of a mythical ASCII control character (End Of User) that
would make an ASR-33 Teletype explode on receipt. This construction
parodies the numerous obscure delimiter and control characters left in
ASCII from the days when it was associated more with wire-service
teletypes than computers (e.g., FS, GS, RS, US, EM, SUB, ETX, and esp.
EOT). It is worth remembering that ASR-33s were big, noisy mechanical
beasts with a lot of clattering parts; the notion that one might
explode was nowhere near as ridiculous as it might seem to someone
sitting in front of a [4597]tube or flatscreen today.
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Node:epoch, Next:[4598]epsilon, Previous:[4599]EOU, Up:[4600]= E =
epoch n.
[Unix: prob. from astronomical timekeeping] The time and date
corresponding to 0 in an operating system's clock and timestamp
values. Under most Unix versions the epoch is 00:00:00 GMT, January 1,
1970; under VMS, it's 00:00:00 of November 17, 1858 (base date of the
U.S. Naval Observatory's ephemerides); on a Macintosh, it's the
midnight beginning January 1 1904. System time is measured in seconds
or [4601]ticks past the epoch. Weird problems may ensue when the clock
wraps around (see [4602]wrap around), which is not necessarily a rare
event; on systems counting 10 ticks per second, a signed 32-bit count
of ticks is good only for 6.8 years. The 1-tick-per-second clock of
Unix is good only until January 18, 2038, assuming at least some
software continues to consider it signed and that word lengths don't
increase by then. See also [4603]wall time. Microsoft Windows, on the
other hand, has an epoch problem every 49.7 days - but this is seldom
noticed as Windows is almost incapable of staying up continuously for
that long.
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Node:epsilon, Next:[4604]epsilon squared, Previous:[4605]epoch,
Up:[4606]= E =
epsilon
[see [4607]delta] 1. n. A small quantity of anything. "The cost is
epsilon." 2. adj. Very small, negligible; less than [4608]marginal.
"We can get this feature for epsilon cost." 3. `within epsilon of':
close enough to be indistinguishable for all practical purposes, even
closer than being `within delta of'. "That's not what I asked for, but
it's within epsilon of what I wanted." Alternatively, it may mean not
close enough, but very little is required to get it there: "My program
is within epsilon of working."
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Node:epsilon squared, Next:[4609]era the, Previous:[4610]epsilon,
Up:[4611]= E =
epsilon squared n.
A quantity even smaller than [4612]epsilon, as small in comparison to
epsilon as epsilon is to something normal; completely negligible. If
you buy a supercomputer for a million dollars, the cost of the
thousand-dollar terminal to go with it is [4613]epsilon, and the cost
of the ten-dollar cable to connect them is epsilon squared. Compare
[4614]lost in the underflow, [4615]lost in the noise.
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Node:era the, Next:[4616]Eric Conspiracy, Previous:[4617]epsilon
squared, Up:[4618]= E =
era n.
Syn. [4619]epoch. Webster's Unabridged makes these words almost
synonymous, but `era' more often connotes a span of time rather than a
point in time, whereas the reverse is true for [4620]epoch. The
[4621]epoch usage is recommended.
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Node:Eric Conspiracy, Next:[4622]Eris, Previous:[4623]era the,
Up:[4624]= E =
Eric Conspiracy n.
A shadowy group of mustachioed hackers named Eric first pinpointed as
a sinister conspiracy by an infamous talk.bizarre posting ca. 1987;
this was doubtless influenced by the numerous `Eric' jokes in the
Monty Python oeuvre. There do indeed seem to be considerably more
mustachioed Erics in hackerdom than the frequency of these three
traits can account for unless they are correlated in some arcane way.
Well-known examples include Eric Allman (he of the `Allman style'
described under [4625]indent style) and Erik Fair (co-author of NNTP);
your editor has heard from more than sixty others by email, and the
organization line `Eric Conspiracy Secret Laboratories' now emanates
regularly from more than one site. See the Eric Conspiracy Web Page at
[4626]http://www.ccil.org/~esr/ecsl/ for full details.
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Node:Eris, Next:[4627]erotics, Previous:[4628]Eric Conspiracy,
Up:[4629]= E =
Eris /e'ris/ n.
The Greek goddess of Chaos, Discord, Confusion, and Things You Know
Not Of; her name was latinized to Discordia and she was worshiped by
that name in Rome. Not a very friendly deity in the Classical
original, she was reinvented as a more benign personification of
creative anarchy starting in 1959 by the adherents of
[4630]Discordianism and has since been a semi-serious subject of
veneration in several `fringe' cultures, including hackerdom. See
[4631]Discordianism, [4632]Church of the SubGenius.
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Node:erotics, Next:[4633]error 33, Previous:[4634]Eris, Up:[4635]= E =
erotics /ee-ro'tiks/ n.
[Helsinki University of Technology, Finland] n. English-language
university slang for electronics. Often used by hackers in Helsinki,
maybe because good electronics excites them and makes them warm.
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Node:error 33, Next:[4636]eurodemo, Previous:[4637]erotics, Up:[4638]=
E =
error 33 [XEROX PARC] n.
1. Predicating one research effort upon the success of another. 2.
Allowing your own research effort to be placed on the critical path of
some other project (be it a research effort or not).
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Node:eurodemo, Next:[4639]evil, Previous:[4640]error 33, Up:[4641]= E
=
eurodemo /yoor'o-dem`-o/
a [4642]demo, sense 4
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Node:evil, Next:[4643]evil and rude, Previous:[4644]eurodemo,
Up:[4645]= E =
evil adj.
As used by hackers, implies that some system, program, person, or
institution is sufficiently maldesigned as to be not worth the bother
of dealing with. Unlike the adjectives in the
[4646]cretinous/[4647]losing/[4648]brain-damaged series, `evil' does
not imply incompetence or bad design, but rather a set of goals or
design criteria fatally incompatible with the speaker's. This usage is
more an esthetic and engineering judgment than a moral one in the
mainstream sense. "We thought about adding a [4649]Blue Glue interface
but decided it was too evil to deal with." "[4650]TECO is neat, but it
can be pretty evil if you're prone to typos." Often pronounced with
the first syllable lengthened, as /eeee'vil/. Compare [4651]evil and
rude.
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Node:evil and rude, Next:[4652]Evil Empire, Previous:[4653]evil,
Up:[4654]= E =
evil and rude adj.
Both [4655]evil and [4656]rude, but with the additional connotation
that the rudeness was due to malice rather than incompetence. Thus,
for example: Microsoft's Windows NT is evil because it's a competent
implementation of a bad design; it's rude because it's gratuitously
incompatible with Unix in places where compatibility would have been
as easy and effective to do; but it's evil and rude because the
incompatibilities are apparently there not to fix design bugs in Unix
but rather to lock hapless customers and developers into the Microsoft
way. Hackish evil and rude is close to the mainstream sense of `evil'.
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Node:Evil Empire, Next:[4657]exa-, Previous:[4658]evil and rude,
Up:[4659]= E =
Evil Empire n.
[from Ronald Reagan's famous characterization of the communist Soviet
Union] Formerly [4660]IBM, now [4661]Microsoft. Functionally, the
company most hackers love to hate at any given time. Hackers like to
see themselves as romantic rebels against the Evil Empire, and
frequently adopt this role to the point of ascribing rather more power
and malice to the Empire than it actually has. See also [4662]Borg and
search for [4663]Evil Empire pages on the Web.
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Node:exa-, Next:[4664]examining the entrails, Previous:[4665]Evil
Empire, Up:[4666]= E =
exa- /ek's*/ pref.
[SI] See [4667]quantifiers.
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Node:examining the entrails, Next:[4668]EXCH, Previous:[4669]exa-,
Up:[4670]= E =
examining the entrails n.
The process of [4671]grovelling through a [4672]core dump or hex image
in an attempt to discover the bug that brought a program or system
down. The reference is to divination from the entrails of a sacrified
animal. Compare [4673]runes, [4674]incantation, [4675]black art,
[4676]desk check.
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Node:EXCH, Next:[4677]excl, Previous:[4678]examining the entrails,
Up:[4679]= E =
EXCH /eks'ch*/ or /eksch/ vt.
To exchange two things, each for the other; to swap places. If you
point to two people sitting down and say "Exch!", you are asking them
to trade places. EXCH, meaning EXCHange, was originally the name of a
PDP-10 instruction that exchanged the contents of a register and a
memory location. Many newer hackers are probably thinking instead of
the [4680]PostScript exchange operator (which is usually written in
lowercase).
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Node:excl, Next:[4681]EXE, Previous:[4682]EXCH, Up:[4683]= E =
excl /eks'kl/ n.
Abbreviation for `exclamation point'. See [4684]bang, [4685]shriek,
[4686]ASCII.
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Node:EXE, Next:[4687]exec, Previous:[4688]excl, Up:[4689]= E =
EXE /eks'ee/ or /eek'see/ or /E-X-E/ n.
An executable binary file. Some operating systems (notably MS-DOS,
VMS, and TWENEX) use the extension .EXE to mark such files. This usage
is also occasionally found among Unix programmers even though Unix
executables don't have any required suffix.
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Node:exec, Next:[4690]exercise left as an, Previous:[4691]EXE,
Up:[4692]= E =
exec /eg-zek'/ or /eks'ek/ vt., n.
1. [Unix: from `execute'] Synonym for [4693]chain, derives from the
exec(2) call. 2. [from `executive'] obs. The command interpreter for
an [4694]OS (see [4695]shell); term esp. used around mainframes, and
prob. derived from UNIVAC's archaic EXEC 2 and EXEC 8 operating
systems. 3. At IBM and VM/CMS shops, the equivalent of a shell command
file (among VM/CMS users).
The mainstream `exec' as an abbreviation for (human) executive is not
used. To a hacker, an `exec' is a always a program, never a person.
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Node:exercise left as an, Next:[4696]Exon, Previous:[4697]exec,
Up:[4698]= E =
exercise, left as an adj.
[from technical books] Used to complete a proof when one doesn't mind
a [4699]handwave, or to avoid one entirely. The complete phrase is:
"The proof [or `the rest'] is left as an exercise for the reader."
This comment has occasionally been attached to unsolved research
problems by authors possessed of either an evil sense of humor or a
vast faith in the capabilities of their audiences.
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Node:Exon, Next:[4700]Exploder, Previous:[4701]exercise left as an,
Up:[4702]= E =
Exon /eks'on/ excl.
A generic obscenity that quickly entered wide use on the Internet and
Usenet after [4703]Black Thursday. From the last name of Senator James
Exon (Democrat-Nebraska), primary author of the [4704]CDA.
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Node:Exploder, Next:[4705]exploit, Previous:[4706]Exon, Up:[4707]= E =
Exploder n.
Used within Microsoft to refer to the Windows Explorer, the interface
component of Windows 95 and WinNT 4. Our spies report that most of the
heavy guns at MS came from a Unix background and use command line
utilities; even they are scornful of the over-gingerbreaded [4708]WIMP
environments that they have been called upon to create.
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Node:exploit, Next:[4709]external memory, Previous:[4710]Exploder,
Up:[4711]= E =
exploit n.
[originally cracker slang] 1. A vulnerability in software that can be
used for breaking security or otherwise attacking an Internet host
over the network. The [4712]Ping O' Death is a famous exploit. 2. More
grammatically, a program that exploits an exploit in sense 1,
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Node:external memory, Next:[4713]eye candy, Previous:[4714]exploit,
Up:[4715]= E =
external memory n.
A memo pad, palmtop computer, or written notes. "Hold on while I write
that to external memory". The analogy is with store or DRAM versus
nonvolatile disk storage on computers.
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Node:eye candy, Next:[4716]eyeball search, Previous:[4717]external
memory, Up:[4718]= E =
eye candy /i:' kand`ee/ n.
[from mainstream slang "ear candy"] A display of some sort that's
presented to [4719]lusers to keep them distracted while the program
performs necessary background tasks. "Give 'em some eye candy while
the back-end [4720]slurps that [4721]BLOB into core." Reported as
mainstream usage among players of graphics-heavy computer games. We're
also told this term is mainstream slang for soft pornography, but that
sense does not appear to be live among hackers.
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Node:eyeball search, Next:[4722]face time, Previous:[4723]eye candy,
Up:[4724]= E =
eyeball search n.,v.
To look for something in a mass of code or data with one's own native
optical sensors, as opposed to using some sort of pattern matching
software like [4725]grep or any other automated search tool. Also
called a [4726]vgrep; compare [4727]vdiff, [4728]desk check.
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Node:= F =, Next:[4729]= G =, Previous:[4730]= E =, Up:[4731]The
Jargon Lexicon
= F =
* [4732]face time:
* [4733]factor:
* [4734]fairings:
* [4735]fall over:
* [4736]fall through:
* [4737]fan:
* [4738]fandango on core:
* [4739]FAQ:
* [4740]FAQ list:
* [4741]FAQL:
* [4742]faradize:
* [4743]farkled:
* [4744]farming:
* [4745]fascist:
* [4746]fat electrons:
* [4747]fat-finger:
* [4748]faulty:
* [4749]fd leak:
* [4750]fear and loathing:
* [4751]feature:
* [4752]feature creature:
* [4753]feature creep:
* [4754]feature key:
* [4755]feature shock:
* [4756]featurectomy:
* [4757]feep:
* [4758]feeper:
* [4759]feeping creature:
* [4760]feeping creaturism:
* [4761]feetch feetch:
* [4762]fence:
* [4763]fencepost error:
* [4764]fiber-seeking backhoe:
* [4765]FidoNet:
* [4766]field circus:
* [4767]field servoid:
* [4768]Fight-o-net:
* [4769]File Attach:
* [4770]File Request:
* [4771]file signature:
* [4772]filk:
* [4773]film at 11:
* [4774]filter:
* [4775]Finagle's Law:
* [4776]fine:
* [4777]finger:
* [4778]finger trouble:
* [4779]finger-pointing syndrome:
* [4780]finn:
* [4781]firebottle:
* [4782]firefighting:
* [4783]firehose syndrome:
* [4784]firewall code:
* [4785]firewall machine:
* [4786]fireworks mode:
* [4787]firmware:
* [4788]firmy:
* [4789]fish:
* [4790]FISH queue:
* [4791]FITNR:
* [4792]fix:
* [4793]FIXME:
* [4794]flag:
* [4795]flag day:
* [4796]flaky:
* [4797]flamage:
* [4798]flame:
* [4799]flame bait:
* [4800]flame on:
* [4801]flame war:
* [4802]flamer:
* [4803]flap:
* [4804]flarp:
* [4805]flash crowd:
* [4806]flat:
* [4807]flat-ASCII:
* [4808]flat-file:
* [4809]flatten:
* [4810]flavor:
* [4811]flavorful:
* [4812]flippy:
* [4813]flood:
* [4814]flowchart:
* [4815]flower key:
* [4816]flush:
* [4817]flypage:
* [4818]Flyspeck 3:
* [4819]flytrap:
* [4820]FM:
* [4821]fnord:
* [4822]FOAF:
* [4823]FOD:
* [4824]fold case:
* [4825]followup:
* [4826]fontology:
* [4827]foo:
* [4828]foobar:
* [4829]fool:
* [4830]fool file:
* [4831]Foonly:
* [4832]footprint:
* [4833]for free:
* [4834]for the rest of us:
* [4835]for values of:
* [4836]fora:
* [4837]foreground:
* [4838]fork:
* [4839]fork bomb:
* [4840]forked:
* [4841]Fortrash:
* [4842]fortune cookie:
* [4843]forum:
* [4844]fossil:
* [4845]four-color glossies:
* [4846]frag:
* [4847]fragile:
* [4848]fred:
* [4849]Fred Foobar:
* [4850]frednet:
* [4851]free software:
* [4852]freeware:
* [4853]freeze:
* [4854]fried:
* [4855]frink:
* [4856]friode:
* [4857]fritterware:
* [4858]frob:
* [4859]frobnicate:
* [4860]frobnitz:
* [4861]frog:
* [4862]frogging:
* [4863]front end:
* [4864]frotz:
* [4865]frotzed:
* [4866]frowney:
* [4867]FRS:
* [4868]fry:
* [4869]fscking:
* [4870]FSF:
* [4871]FTP:
* [4872]-fu:
* [4873]FUBAR:
* [4874]fuck me harder:
* [4875]FUD:
* [4876]FUD wars:
* [4877]fudge:
* [4878]fudge factor:
* [4879]fuel up:
* [4880]Full Monty:
* [4881]fum:
* [4882]functino:
* [4883]funky:
* [4884]funny money:
* [4885]furrfu:
* [4886]fuzzball:
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Node:face time, Next:[4887]factor, Previous:[4888]eyeball search,
Up:[4889]= F =
face time n.
[common] Time spent interacting with somebody face-to-face (as opposed
to via electronic links). "Oh, yeah, I spent some face time with him
at the last Usenix."
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Node:factor, Next:[4890]fairings, Previous:[4891]face time, Up:[4892]=
F =
factor n.
See [4893]coefficient of X.
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Node:fairings, Next:[4894]fall over, Previous:[4895]factor, Up:[4896]=
F =
fairings n. /fer'ingz/
[FreeBSD; orig. a typo for `fairness'] A term thrown out in discussion
whenever a completely and transparently nonsensical argument in one's
favor(?) seems called for, e,g. at the end of a really long thread for
which the outcome is no longer even cared about since everyone is now
so sick of it; or in rebuttal to another nonsensical argument ("Change
the loader to look for /kernel.pl? What about fairings?")
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Node:fall over, Next:[4897]fall through, Previous:[4898]fairings,
Up:[4899]= F =
fall over vi.
[IBM] Yet another synonym for [4900]crash or [4901]lose. `Fall over
hard' equates to [4902]crash and burn.
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Node:fall through, Next:[4903]fan, Previous:[4904]fall over,
Up:[4905]= F =
fall through v.
(n. `fallthrough', var. `fall-through') 1. To exit a loop by
exhaustion, i.e., by having fulfilled its exit condition rather than
via a break or exception condition that exits from the middle of it.
This usage appears to be really old, dating from the 1940s and 1950s.
2. To fail a test that would have passed control to a subroutine or
some other distant portion of code. 3. In C, `fall-through' occurs
when the flow of execution in a switch statement reaches a case label
other than by jumping there from the switch header, passing a point
where one would normally expect to find a break. A trivial example:
switch (color)
{
case GREEN:
do_green();
break;
case PINK:
do_pink();
/* FALL THROUGH */
case RED:
do_red();
break;
default:
do_blue();
break;
}
The variant spelling /* FALL THRU */ is also common.
The effect of the above code is to do_green() when color is GREEN,
do_red() when color is RED, do_blue() on any other color other than
PINK, and (and this is the important part) do_pink() and then do_red()
when color is PINK. Fall-through is [4906]considered harmful by some,
though there are contexts (such as the coding of state machines) in
which it is natural; it is generally considered good practice to
include a comment highlighting the fall-through where one would
normally expect a break. See also [4907]Duff's device.
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Node:fan, Next:[4908]fandango on core, Previous:[4909]fall through,
Up:[4910]= F =
fan n.
Without qualification, indicates a fan of science fiction, especially
one who goes to [4911]cons and tends to hang out with other fans. Many
hackers are fans, so this term has been imported from fannish slang;
however, unlike much fannish slang it is recognized by most
non-fannish hackers. Among SF fans the plural is correctly `fen', but
this usage is not automatic to hackers. "Laura reads the stuff
occasionally but isn't really a fan."
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Node:fandango on core, Next:[4912]FAQ, Previous:[4913]fan, Up:[4914]=
F =
fandango on core n.
[Unix/C hackers, from the Iberian dance] In C, a wild pointer that
runs out of bounds, causing a [4915]core dump, or corrupts the
malloc(3) [4916]arena in such a way as to cause mysterious failures
later on, is sometimes said to have `done a fandango on core'. On
low-end personal machines without an MMU (or Windows boxes, which have
an MMU but use it incompetently), this can corrupt the OS itself,
causing massive lossage. Other frenetic dances such as the cha-cha or
the watusi, may be substituted. See [4917]aliasing bug,
[4918]precedence lossage, [4919]smash the stack, [4920]memory leak,
[4921]memory smash, [4922]overrun screw, [4923]core.
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Node:FAQ, Next:[4924]FAQ list, Previous:[4925]fandango on core,
Up:[4926]= F =
FAQ /F-A-Q/ or /fak/ n.
[Usenet] 1. A Frequently Asked Question. 2. A compendium of
accumulated lore, posted periodically to high-volume newsgroups in an
attempt to forestall such questions. Some people prefer the term `FAQ
list' or `FAQL' /fa'kl/, reserving `FAQ' for sense 1.
This lexicon itself serves as a good example of a collection of one
kind of lore, although it is far too big for a regular FAQ posting.
Examples: "What is the proper type of NULL?" and "What's that funny
name for the # character?" are both Frequently Asked Questions.
Several FAQs refer readers to this file.
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Node:FAQ list, Next:[4927]FAQL, Previous:[4928]FAQ, Up:[4929]= F =
FAQ list /F-A-Q list/ or /fak list/ n.
[common; Usenet] Syn [4930]FAQ, sense 2.
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Node:FAQL, Next:[4931]faradize, Previous:[4932]FAQ list, Up:[4933]= F
=
FAQL /fa'kl/ n.
Syn. [4934]FAQ list.
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Node:faradize, Next:[4935]farkled, Previous:[4936]FAQL, Up:[4937]= F =
faradize /far'*-di:z/ v.
[US Geological Survey] To start any hyper-addictive process or trend,
or to continue adding current to such a trend. Telling one user about
a new octo-tetris game you compiled would be a faradizing act -- in
two weeks you might find your entire department playing the faradic
game.
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Node:farkled, Next:[4938]farming, Previous:[4939]faradize, Up:[4940]=
F =
farkled /far'kld/ adj.
[DeVry Institute of Technology, Atlanta] Syn. [4941]hosed. Poss. owes
something to Yiddish `farblondjet' and/or the `Farkle Family' skits on
"Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In", a popular comedy show of the late
1960s.
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Node:farming, Next:[4942]fascist, Previous:[4943]farkled, Up:[4944]= F
=
farming n.
[Adelaide University, Australia] What the heads of a disk drive are
said to do when they plow little furrows in the magnetic media.
Associated with a [4945]crash. Typically used as follows: "Oh no, the
machine has just crashed; I hope the hard drive hasn't gone
[4946]farming again." No longer common; modern drives automatically
park their heads in a safe zone on power-down, so it takes a real
mechanical problem to induce this.
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Node:fascist, Next:[4947]fat electrons, Previous:[4948]farming,
Up:[4949]= F =
fascist adj.
1. [common] Said of a computer system with excessive or annoying
security barriers, usage limits, or access policies. The implication
is that said policies are preventing hackers from getting interesting
work done. The variant `fascistic' seems to have been preferred at
MIT, poss. by analogy with `touristic' (see [4950]tourist or under the
influence of German/Yiddish `faschistisch'). 2. In the design of
languages and other software tools, `the fascist alternative' is the
most restrictive and structured way of capturing a particular
function; the implication is that this may be desirable in order to
simplify the implementation or provide tighter error checking. Compare
[4951]bondage-and-discipline language, although that term is global
rather than local.
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Node:fat electrons, Next:[4952]fat-finger, Previous:[4953]fascist,
Up:[4954]= F =
fat electrons n.
Old-time hacker David Cargill's theory on the causation of computer
glitches. Your typical electric utility draws its line current out of
the big generators with a pair of coil taps located near the top of
the dynamo. When the normal tap brushes get dirty, they take them off
line to clean them up, and use special auxiliary taps on the bottom of
the coil. Now, this is a problem, because when they do that they get
not ordinary or `thin' electrons, but the fat'n'sloppy electrons that
are heavier and so settle to the bottom of the generator. These flow
down ordinary wires just fine, but when they have to turn a sharp
corner (as in an integrated-circuit via), they're apt to get stuck.
This is what causes computer glitches. [Fascinating. Obviously, fat
electrons must gain mass by [4955]bogon absorption --ESR] Compare
[4956]bogon, [4957]magic smoke.
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Node:fat-finger, Next:[4958]faulty, Previous:[4959]fat electrons,
Up:[4960]= F =
fat-finger vt.
1. To introduce a typo while editing in such a way that the resulting
manglification of a configuration file does something useless,
damaging, or wildly unexpected. "NSI fat-fingered their DNS zone file
and took half the net down again." 2. More generally, any typo that
produces dramatically bad results.
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Node:faulty, Next:[4961]fd leak, Previous:[4962]fat-finger, Up:[4963]=
F =
faulty adj.
Non-functional; buggy. Same denotation as [4964]bletcherous,
[4965]losing, q.v., but the connotation is much milder.
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Node:fd leak, Next:[4966]fear and loathing, Previous:[4967]faulty,
Up:[4968]= F =
fd leak /F-D leek/ n.
A kind of programming bug analogous to a [4969]core leak, in which a
program fails to close file descriptors (`fd's) after file operations
are completed, and thus eventually runs out of them. See [4970]leak.
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Node:fear and loathing, Next:[4971]feature, Previous:[4972]fd leak,
Up:[4973]= F =
fear and loathing n.
[from Hunter S. Thompson] A state inspired by the prospect of dealing
with certain real-world systems and standards that are totally
[4974]brain-damaged but ubiquitous -- Intel 8086s, or [4975]COBOL, or
[4976]EBCDIC, or any [4977]IBM machine bigger than a workstation.
"Ack! They want PCs to be able to talk to the AI machine. Fear and
loathing time!"
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Node:feature, Next:[4978]feature creature, Previous:[4979]fear and
loathing, Up:[4980]= F =
feature n.
1. [common] A good property or behavior (as of a program). Whether it
was intended or not is immaterial. 2. [common] An intended property or
behavior (as of a program). Whether it is good or not is immaterial
(but if bad, it is also a [4981]misfeature). 3. A surprising property
or behavior; in particular, one that is purposely inconsistent because
it works better that way -- such an inconsistency is therefore a
[4982]feature and not a [4983]bug. This kind of feature is sometimes
called a [4984]miswart; see that entry for a classic example. 4. A
property or behavior that is gratuitous or unnecessary, though perhaps
also impressive or cute. For example, one feature of Common LISP's
format function is the ability to print numbers in two different
Roman-numeral formats (see [4985]bells whistles and gongs). 5. A
property or behavior that was put in to help someone else but that
happens to be in your way. 6. [common] A bug that has been documented.
To call something a feature sometimes means the author of the program
did not consider the particular case, and that the program responded
in a way that was unexpected but not strictly incorrect. A standard
joke is that a bug can be turned into a [4986]feature simply by
documenting it (then theoretically no one can complain about it
because it's in the manual), or even by simply declaring it to be
good. "That's not a bug, that's a feature!" is a common catchphrase.
See also [4987]feetch feetch, [4988]creeping featurism, [4989]wart,
[4990]green lightning.
The relationship among bugs, features, misfeatures, warts, and
miswarts might be clarified by the following hypothetical exchange
between two hackers on an airliner:
A: "This seat doesn't recline."
B: "That's not a bug, that's a feature. There is an emergency exit
door built around the window behind you, and the route has to be kept
clear."
A: "Oh. Then it's a misfeature; they should have increased the spacing
between rows here."
B: "Yes. But if they'd increased spacing in only one section it would
have been a wart -- they would've had to make nonstandard-length
ceiling panels to fit over the displaced seats."
A: "A miswart, actually. If they increased spacing throughout they'd
lose several rows and a chunk out of the profit margin. So unequal
spacing would actually be the Right Thing."
B: "Indeed."
`Undocumented feature' is a common, allegedly humorous euphemism for a
[4991]bug. There's a related joke that is sometimes referred to as the
"one-question geek test". You say to someone "I saw a Volkswagen
Beetle today with a vanity license plate that read FEATURE". If he/she
laughs, he/she is a geek (see [4992]computer geek, sense 2).
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Node:feature creature, Next:[4993]feature creep,
Previous:[4994]feature, Up:[4995]= F =
feature creature n.
[poss. fr. slang `creature feature' for a horror movie] 1. One who
loves to add features to designs or programs, perhaps at the expense
of coherence, concision, or [4996]taste. 2. Alternately, a mythical
being that induces otherwise rational programmers to perpetrate such
crocks. See also [4997]feeping creaturism, [4998]creeping featurism.
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Node:feature creep, Next:[4999]feature key, Previous:[5000]feature
creature, Up:[5001]= F =
feature creep n.
[common] The result of [5002]creeping featurism, as in "Emacs has a
bad case of feature creep".
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Node:feature key, Next:[5003]feature shock, Previous:[5004]feature
creep, Up:[5005]= F =
feature key n.
[common] The Macintosh key with the cloverleaf graphic on its keytop;
sometimes referred to as `flower', `pretzel', `clover', `propeller',
`beanie' (an apparent reference to the major feature of a propeller
beanie), [5006]splat, `open-apple' or (officially, in Mac
documentation) the `command key'. In French, the term `papillon'
(butterfly) has been reported. The proliferation of terms for this
creature may illustrate one subtle peril of iconic interfaces.
Many people have been mystified by the cloverleaf-like symbol that
appears on the feature key. Its oldest name is `cross of St. Hannes',
but it occurs in pre-Christian Viking art as a decorative motif.
Throughout Scandinavia today the road agencies use it to mark sites of
historical interest. Apple picked up the symbol from an early Mac
developer who happened to be Swedish. Apple documentation gives the
translation "interesting feature"!
There is some dispute as to the proper (Swedish) name of this symbol.
It technically stands for the word `sevärdhet' (thing worth seeing);
many of these are old churches. Some Swedes report as an idiom for the
sign the word `kyrka', cognate to English `church' and pronounced
(roughly) /chur'ka/ in modern Swedish. Others say this is nonsense.
Other idioms reported for the sign are `runa' (rune) or `runsten'
/roon'stn/ (runestone), derived from the fact that many of the
interesting features are Viking rune-stones. The term `fornminne'
/foorn'min'*/ (relic of antiquity, ancient monument) is also reported,
especially among those who think that the Mac itself is a relic of
antiquity.
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Node:feature shock, Next:[5007]featurectomy, Previous:[5008]feature
key, Up:[5009]= F =
feature shock n.
[from Alvin Toffler's book title "Future Shock"] A user's (or
programmer's!) confusion when confronted with a package that has too
many features and poor introductory material.
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Node:featurectomy, Next:[5010]feep, Previous:[5011]feature shock,
Up:[5012]= F =
featurectomy /fee`ch*r-ek't*-mee/ n.
The act of removing a feature from a program. Featurectomies come in
two flavors, the `righteous' and the `reluctant'. Righteous
featurectomies are performed because the remover believes the program
would be more elegant without the feature, or there is already an
equivalent and better way to achieve the same end. (Doing so is not
quite the same thing as removing a [5013]misfeature.) Reluctant
featurectomies are performed to satisfy some external constraint such
as code size or execution speed.
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Node:feep, Next:[5014]feeper, Previous:[5015]featurectomy, Up:[5016]=
F =
feep /feep/
1. n. The soft electronic `bell' sound of a display terminal (except
for a VT-52); a beep (in fact, the microcomputer world seems to prefer
[5017]beep). 2. vi. To cause the display to make a feep sound. ASR-33s
(the original TTYs) do not feep; they have mechanical bells that ring.
Alternate forms: [5018]beep, `bleep', or just about anything suitably
onomatopoeic. (Jeff MacNelly, in his comic strip "Shoe", uses the word
`eep' for sounds made by computer terminals and video games; this is
perhaps the closest written approximation yet.) The term `breedle' was
sometimes heard at SAIL, where the terminal bleepers are not
particularly soft (they sound more like the musical equivalent of a
raspberry or Bronx cheer; for a close approximation, imagine the sound
of a Star Trek communicator's beep lasting for five seconds). The
`feeper' on a VT-52 has been compared to the sound of a '52 Chevy
stripping its gears. See also [5019]ding.
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Node:feeper, Next:[5020]feeping creature, Previous:[5021]feep,
Up:[5022]= F =
feeper /fee'pr/ n.
The device in a terminal or workstation (usually a loudspeaker of some
kind) that makes the [5023]feep sound.
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Node:feeping creature, Next:[5024]feeping creaturism,
Previous:[5025]feeper, Up:[5026]= F =
feeping creature n.
[from [5027]feeping creaturism] An unnecessary feature; a bit of
[5028]chrome that, in the speaker's judgment, is the camel's nose for
a whole horde of new features.
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Node:feeping creaturism, Next:[5029]feetch feetch,
Previous:[5030]feeping creature, Up:[5031]= F =
feeping creaturism /fee'ping kree`ch*r-izm/ n.
A deliberate spoonerism for [5032]creeping featurism, meant to imply
that the system or program in question has become a misshapen creature
of hacks. This term isn't really well defined, but it sounds so neat
that most hackers have said or heard it. It is probably reinforced by
an image of terminals prowling about in the dark making their
customary noises.
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Node:feetch feetch, Next:[5033]fence, Previous:[5034]feeping
creaturism, Up:[5035]= F =
feetch feetch /feech feech/ interj.
If someone tells you about some new improvement to a program, you
might respond: "Feetch, feetch!" The meaning of this depends
critically on vocal inflection. With enthusiasm, it means something
like "Boy, that's great! What a great hack!" Grudgingly or with
obvious doubt, it means "I don't know; it sounds like just one more
unnecessary and complicated thing". With a tone of resignation, it
means, "Well, I'd rather keep it simple, but I suppose it has to be
done".
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Node:fence, Next:[5036]fencepost error, Previous:[5037]feetch feetch,
Up:[5038]= F =
fence n. 1.
A sequence of one or more distinguished ([5039]out-of-band) characters
(or other data items), used to delimit a piece of data intended to be
treated as a unit (the computer-science literature calls this a
`sentinel'). The NUL (ASCII 0000000) character that terminates strings
in C is a fence. Hex FF is also (though slightly less frequently) used
this way. See [5040]zigamorph. 2. An extra data value inserted in an
array or other data structure in order to allow some normal test on
the array's contents also to function as a termination test. For
example, a highly optimized routine for finding a value in an array
might artificially place a copy of the value to be searched for after
the last slot of the array, thus allowing the main search loop to
search for the value without having to check at each pass whether the
end of the array had been reached. 3. [among users of optimizing
compilers] Any technique, usually exploiting knowledge about the
compiler, that blocks certain optimizations. Used when explicit
mechanisms are not available or are overkill. Typically a hack: "I
call a dummy procedure there to force a flush of the optimizer's
register-coloring info" can be expressed by the shorter "That's a
fence procedure".
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Node:fencepost error, Next:[5041]fiber-seeking backhoe,
Previous:[5042]fence, Up:[5043]= F =
fencepost error n.
1. [common] A problem with the discrete equivalent of a boundary
condition, often exhibited in programs by iterative loops. From the
following problem: "If you build a fence 100 feet long with posts 10
feet apart, how many posts do you need?" (Either 9 or 11 is a better
answer than the obvious 10.) For example, suppose you have a long list
or array of items, and want to process items m through n; how many
items are there? The obvious answer is n - m, but that is off by one;
the right answer is n - m + 1. A program that used the `obvious'
formula would have a fencepost error in it. See also [5044]zeroth and
[5045]off-by-one error, and note that not all off-by-one errors are
fencepost errors. The game of Musical Chairs involves a catastrophic
off-by-one error where N people try to sit in N - 1 chairs, but it's
not a fencepost error. Fencepost errors come from counting things
rather than the spaces between them, or vice versa, or by neglecting
to consider whether one should count one or both ends of a row. 2.
[rare] An error induced by unexpected regularities in input values,
which can (for instance) completely thwart a theoretically efficient
binary tree or hash table implementation. (The error here involves the
difference between expected and worst case behaviors of an algorithm.)
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Node:fiber-seeking backhoe, Next:[5046]FidoNet,
Previous:[5047]fencepost error, Up:[5048]= F =
fiber-seeking backhoe
[common among backbone ISP personnel] Any of a genus of large,
disruptive machines which routinely cut critical backbone links,
creating Internet outages and [5049]packet over air problems.
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Node:FidoNet, Next:[5050]field circus, Previous:[5051]fiber-seeking
backhoe, Up:[5052]= F =
FidoNet n.
A worldwide hobbyist network of personal computers which exchanges
mail, discussion groups, and files. Founded in 1984 and originally
consisting only of IBM PCs and compatibles, FidoNet now includes such
diverse machines as Apple ][s, Ataris, Amigas, and Unix systems. For
years FidoNet actually grew faster than Usenet, but the advent of
cheap Internet access probably means its days are numbered. In early
1999 Fidonet has approximately 30,000 nodes, down from 38K in 1996.
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Node:field circus, Next:[5053]field servoid, Previous:[5054]FidoNet,
Up:[5055]= F =
field circus n.
[a derogatory pun on `field service'] The field service organization
of any hardware manufacturer, but originally [5056]DEC. There is an
entire genre of jokes about field circus engineers:
Q: How can you recognize a field circus engineer
with a flat tire?
A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.
Q: How can you recognize a field circus engineer
who is out of gas?
A: He's changing one tire at a time to see which one is flat.
Q: How can you tell it's your field circus engineer?
A: The spare is flat, too.
[See [5057]Easter egging for additional insight on these jokes.]
There is also the `Field Circus Cheer' (from the old [5058]plan file
for DEC on MIT-AI):
Maynard! Maynard!
Don't mess with us!
We're mean and we're tough!
If you get us confused
We'll screw up your stuff.
(DEC's service HQ, still extant under the Compaq regime, is located in
Maynard, Massachusetts.)
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Node:field servoid, Next:[5059]Fight-o-net, Previous:[5060]field
circus, Up:[5061]= F =
field servoid [play on `android'] /fee'ld ser'voyd/ n.
Representative of a field service organization (see [5062]field
circus). This has many of the implications of [5063]droid.
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Node:Fight-o-net, Next:[5064]File Attach, Previous:[5065]field
servoid, Up:[5066]= F =
Fight-o-net n.
[FidoNet] Deliberate distortion of [5067]FidoNet, often applied after
a flurry of [5068]flamage in a particular [5069]echo, especially the
SYSOP echo or Fidonews (see [5070]'Snooze).
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Node:File Attach, Next:[5071]File Request, Previous:[5072]Fight-o-net,
Up:[5073]= F =
File Attach [FidoNet]
1. n. A file sent along with a mail message from one FidoNet to
another. 2. vt. Sending someone a file by using the File Attach option
in a FidoNet mailer.
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Node:File Request, Next:[5074]file signature, Previous:[5075]File
Attach, Up:[5076]= F =
File Request [FidoNet]
1. n. The [5077]FidoNet equivalent of [5078]FTP, in which one FidoNet
system automatically dials another and [5079]snarfs one or more files.
Often abbreviated `FReq'; files are often announced as being
"available for FReq" in the same way that files are announced as being
"available for/by anonymous FTP" on the Internet. 2. vt. The act of
getting a copy of a file by using the File Request option of the
FidoNet mailer.
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Node:file signature, Next:[5080]filk, Previous:[5081]File Request,
Up:[5082]= F =
file signature n.
A [5083]magic number, sense 3.
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Node:filk, Next:[5084]film at 11, Previous:[5085]file signature,
Up:[5086]= F =
filk /filk/ n.,v.
[from SF fandom, where a typo for `folk' was adopted as a new word] A
popular or folk song with lyrics revised or completely new lyrics
and/or music, intended for humorous effect when read, and/or to be
sung late at night at SF conventions. There is a flourishing subgenre
of these called `computer filks', written by hackers and often
containing rather sophisticated technical humor. See [5087]double
bucky for an example. Compare [5088]grilf, [5089]hing, [5090]pr0n, and
[5091]newsfroup.
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Node:film at 11, Next:[5092]filter, Previous:[5093]filk, Up:[5094]= F
=
film at 11
[MIT: in parody of TV newscasters] 1. Used in conversation to announce
ordinary events, with a sarcastic implication that these events are
earth-shattering. "[5095]ITS crashes; film at 11." "Bug found in
scheduler; film at 11." 2. Also widely used outside MIT to indicate
that additional information will be available at some future time,
without the implication of anything particularly ordinary about the
referenced event. For example, "The mail file server died this
morning; we found garbage all over the root directory. Film at 11."
would indicate that a major failure had occurred but that the people
working on it have no additional information about it as yet; use of
the phrase in this way suggests gently that the problem is liable to
be fixed more quickly if the people doing the fixing can spend time
doing the fixing rather than responding to questions, the answers to
which will appear on the normal "11:00 news", if people will just be
patient.
The variant "MPEGs at 11" has recently been cited (MPEG is a
digital-video format.)
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Node:filter, Next:[5096]Finagle's Law, Previous:[5097]film at 11,
Up:[5098]= F =
filter n.
[very common; orig. [5099]Unix, now also in [5100]MS-DOS] A program
that processes an input data stream into an output data stream in some
well-defined way, and does no I/O to anywhere else except possibly on
error conditions; one designed to be used as a stage in a `pipeline'
(see [5101]plumbing). Compare [5102]sponge.
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Node:Finagle's Law, Next:[5103]fine, Previous:[5104]filter, Up:[5105]=
F =
Finagle's Law n.
The generalized or `folk' version of [5106]Murphy's Law, fully named
"Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything
that can go wrong, will". One variant favored among hackers is "The
perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum" (but see also
[5107]Hanlon's Razor). The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by SF
author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of
asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or
running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his
mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures (e.g.,
paleontologists) know it under the name `Sod's Law'; this usage may be
more common in Great Britain.
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Node:fine, Next:[5108]finger, Previous:[5109]Finagle's Law, Up:[5110]=
F =
fine adj.
[WPI] Good, but not good enough to be [5111]cuspy. The word `fine' is
used elsewhere, of course, but without the implicit comparison to the
higher level implied by [5112]cuspy.
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Node:finger, Next:[5113]finger trouble, Previous:[5114]fine,
Up:[5115]= F =
finger
[WAITS, via BSD Unix] 1. n. A program that displays information about
a particular user or all users logged on the system, or a remote
system. Typically shows full name, last login time, idle time,
terminal line, and terminal location (where applicable). May also
display a [5116]plan file left by the user (see also [5117]Hacking X
for Y). 2. vt. To apply finger to a username. 3. vt. By extension, to
check a human's current state by any means. "Foodp?" "T!" "OK, finger
Lisa and see if she's idle." 4. Any picture (composed of ASCII
characters) depicting `the finger'. Originally a humorous component of
one's plan file to deter the curious fingerer (sense 2), it has
entered the arsenal of some [5118]flamers.
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Node:finger trouble, Next:[5119]finger-pointing syndrome,
Previous:[5120]finger, Up:[5121]= F =
finger trouble n.
Mistyping, typos, or generalized keyboard incompetence (this is
surprisingly common among hackers, given the amount of time they spend
at keyboards). "I keep putting colons at the end of statements instead
of semicolons", "Finger trouble again, eh?".
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Node:finger-pointing syndrome, Next:[5122]finn, Previous:[5123]finger
trouble, Up:[5124]= F =
finger-pointing syndrome n.
All-too-frequent result of bugs, esp. in new or experimental
configurations. The hardware vendor points a finger at the software.
The software vendor points a finger at the hardware. All the poor
users get is the finger.
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Node:finn, Next:[5125]firebottle, Previous:[5126]finger-pointing
syndrome, Up:[5127]= F =
finn v.
[IRC] To pull rank on somebody based on the amount of time one has
spent on [5128]IRC. The term derives from the fact that IRC was
originally written in Finland in 1987. There may be some influence
from the `Finn' character in William Gibson's seminal cyberpunk novel
"Count Zero", who at one point says to another (much younger)
character "I have a pair of shoes older than you are, so shut up!"
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Node:firebottle, Next:[5129]firefighting, Previous:[5130]finn,
Up:[5131]= F =
firebottle n.obs.
A large, primitive, power-hungry active electrical device, similar in
function to a FET but constructed out of glass, metal, and vacuum.
Characterized by high cost, low density, low reliability,
high-temperature operation, and high power dissipation. Sometimes
mistakenly called a `tube' in the U.S. or a `valve' in England;
another hackish term is [5132]glassfet.
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Node:firefighting, Next:[5133]firehose syndrome,
Previous:[5134]firebottle, Up:[5135]= F =
firefighting n.
1. What sysadmins have to do to correct sudden operational problems.
An opposite of hacking. "Been hacking your new newsreader?" "No, a
power glitch hosed the network and I spent the whole afternoon
fighting fires." 2. The act of throwing lots of manpower and late
nights at a project, esp. to get it out before deadline. See also
[5136]gang bang, [5137]Mongolian Hordes technique; however, the term
`firefighting' connotes that the effort is going into chasing bugs
rather than adding features.
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Node:firehose syndrome, Next:[5138]firewall code,
Previous:[5139]firefighting, Up:[5140]= F =
firehose syndrome n.
In mainstream folklore it is observed that trying to drink from a
firehose can be a good way to rip your lips off. On computer networks,
the absence or failure of flow control mechanisms can lead to
situations in which the sending system sprays a massive flood of
packets at an unfortunate receiving system, more than it can handle.
Compare [5141]overrun, [5142]buffer overflow.
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Node:firewall code, Next:[5143]firewall machine,
Previous:[5144]firehose syndrome, Up:[5145]= F =
firewall code n.
1. The code you put in a system (say, a telephone switch) to make sure
that the users can't do any damage. Since users always want to be able
to do everything but never want to suffer for any mistakes, the
construction of a firewall is a question not only of defensive coding
but also of interface presentation, so that users don't even get
curious about those corners of a system where they can burn
themselves. 2. Any sanity check inserted to catch a [5146]can't happen
error. Wise programmers often change code to fix a bug twice: once to
fix the bug, and once to insert a firewall which would have arrested
the bug before it did quite as much damage.
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Node:firewall machine, Next:[5147]fireworks mode,
Previous:[5148]firewall code, Up:[5149]= F =
firewall machine n.
A dedicated gateway machine with special security precautions on it,
used to service outside network connections and dial-in lines. The
idea is to protect a cluster of more loosely administered machines
hidden behind it from [5150]crackers. The typical firewall is an
inexpensive micro-based Unix box kept clean of critical data, with a
bunch of modems and public network ports on it but just one carefully
watched connection back to the rest of the cluster. The special
precautions may include threat monitoring, callback, and even a
complete [5151]iron box keyable to particular incoming IDs or activity
patterns. Syn. [5152]flytrap, [5153]Venus flytrap.
[When first coined in the mid-1980s this term was pure jargon. Now
(1999) it is techspeak, and has been retained only as an example of
uptake --ESR]
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Node:fireworks mode, Next:[5154]firmware, Previous:[5155]firewall
machine, Up:[5156]= F =
fireworks mode n.
1. The mode a machine is sometimes said to be in when it is performing
a [5157]crash and burn operation. 2. There is (or was) a more specific
meaning of this term in the Amiga community. The word fireworks
described the effects of a particularly serious crash which prevented
the video pointer(s) from getting reset at the start of the vertical
blank. This caused the DAC to scroll through the entire contents of
CHIP (video or video+CPU) memory. Since each bit plane would scroll
separately this was quite a spectacular effect.
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Node:firmware, Next:[5158]firmy, Previous:[5159]fireworks mode,
Up:[5160]= F =
firmware /ferm'weir/ n.
Embedded software contained in EPROM or flash memory. It isn't quite
hardware, but at least doesn't have to be loaded from a disk like
regular software. Hacker usage differs from straight techspeak in that
hackers don't normally apply it to stuff that you can't possibly get
at, such as the program that runs a pocket calculator. Instead, it
implies that the firmware could be changed, even if doing so would
mean opening a box and plugging in a new chip. A computer's BIOS is
the classic example, although nowadays there is firmware in disk
controllers, modems, video cards and even CD-ROM drives.
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Node:firmy, Next:[5161]fish, Previous:[5162]firmware, Up:[5163]= F =
firmy /fer'mee/ n.
Syn. [5164]stiffy (a 3.5-inch floppy disk).
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Node:fish, Next:[5165]FISH queue, Previous:[5166]firmy, Up:[5167]= F =
fish n.
[Adelaide University, Australia] 1. Another [5168]metasyntactic
variable. See [5169]foo. Derived originally from the Monty Python skit
in the middle of "The Meaning of Life" entitled "Find the Fish". 2. A
pun for `microfiche'. A microfiche file cabinet may be referred to as
a `fish tank'.
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Node:FISH queue, Next:[5170]FITNR, Previous:[5171]fish, Up:[5172]= F =
FISH queue n.
[acronym, by analogy with FIFO (First In, First Out)] `First In, Still
Here'. A joking way of pointing out that processing of a particular
sequence of events or requests has stopped dead. Also `FISH mode' and
`FISHnet'; the latter may be applied to any network that is running
really slowly or exhibiting extreme flakiness.
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Node:FITNR, Next:[5173]fix, Previous:[5174]FISH queue, Up:[5175]= F =
FITNR // adj.
[Thinking Machines, Inc.] Fixed In The Next Release. A written-only
notation attached to bug reports. Often wishful thinking.
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Node:fix, Next:[5176]FIXME, Previous:[5177]FITNR, Up:[5178]= F =
fix n.,v.
What one does when a problem has been reported too many times to be
ignored.
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Node:FIXME, Next:[5179]flag, Previous:[5180]fix, Up:[5181]= F =
FIXME imp.
[common] A standard tag often put in C comments near a piece of code
that needs work. The point of doing so is that a grep or a similar
pattern-matching tool can find all such places quickly.
/* FIXME: note this is common in [5182]GNU code. */
Compare [5183]XXX.
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Node:flag, Next:[5184]flag day, Previous:[5185]FIXME, Up:[5186]= F =
flag n.
[very common] A variable or quantity that can take on one of two
values; a bit, particularly one that is used to indicate one of two
outcomes or is used to control which of two things is to be done.
"This flag controls whether to clear the screen before printing the
message." "The program status word contains several flag bits." Used
of humans analogously to [5187]bit. See also [5188]hidden flag,
[5189]mode bit.
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Node:flag day, Next:[5190]flaky, Previous:[5191]flag, Up:[5192]= F =
flag day n.
A software change that is neither forward- nor backward-compatible,
and which is costly to make and costly to reverse. "Can we install
that without causing a flag day for all users?" This term has nothing
to do with the use of the word [5193]flag to mean a variable that has
two values. It came into use when a massive change was made to the
[5194]Multics timesharing system to convert from the short-lived 1965
version of the ASCII code to the 1967 version (in draft at the time);
this was scheduled for Flag Day (a U.S. holiday), June 14, 1966. The
actual change moved the code point for the ASCII newline character;
this required that all of the Multics source code, documentation, and
device drivers be changed simultaneously. See also [5195]backward
combatability.
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Node:flaky, Next:[5196]flamage, Previous:[5197]flag day, Up:[5198]= F
=
flaky adj.
(var sp. `flakey') Subject to frequent [5199]lossage. This use is of
course related to the common slang use of the word to describe a
person as eccentric, crazy, or just unreliable. A system that is flaky
is working, sort of -- enough that you are tempted to try to use it --
but fails frequently enough that the odds in favor of finishing what
you start are low. Commonwealth hackish prefers [5200]dodgy or
[5201]wonky.
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Node:flamage, Next:[5202]flame, Previous:[5203]flaky, Up:[5204]= F =
flamage /flay'm*j/ n.
[very common] Flaming verbiage, esp. high-noise, low-signal postings
to [5205]Usenet or other electronic [5206]fora. Often in the phrase
`the usual flamage'. `Flaming' is the act itself; `flamage' the
content; a `flame' is a single flaming message. See [5207]flame, also
[5208]dahmum.
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Node:flame, Next:[5209]flame bait, Previous:[5210]flamage, Up:[5211]=
F =
flame
[at MIT, orig. from the phrase `flaming asshole'] 1. vi. To post an
email message intended to insult and provoke. 2. vi. To speak
incessantly and/or rabidly on some relatively uninteresting subject or
with a patently ridiculous attitude. 3. vt. Either of senses 1 or 2,
directed with hostility at a particular person or people. 4. n. An
instance of flaming. When a discussion degenerates into useless
controversy, one might tell the participants "Now you're just flaming"
or "Stop all that flamage!" to try to get them to cool down (so to
speak).
The term may have been independently invented at several different
places. It has been reported from MIT, Carleton College and RPI (among
many other places) from as far back as 1969, and from the University
of Virginia in the early 1960s.
It is possible that the hackish sense of `flame' is much older than
that. The poet Chaucer was also what passed for a wizard hacker in his
time; he wrote a treatise on the astrolabe, the most advanced
computing device of the day. In Chaucer's "Troilus and Cressida",
Cressida laments her inability to grasp the proof of a particular
mathematical theorem; her uncle Pandarus then observes that it's
called "the fleminge of wrecches." This phrase seems to have been
intended in context as "that which puts the wretches to flight" but
was probably just as ambiguous in Middle English as "the flaming of
wretches" would be today. One suspects that Chaucer would feel right
at home on Usenet.
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Node:flame bait, Next:[5212]flame on, Previous:[5213]flame, Up:[5214]=
F =
flame bait n.
[common] A posting intended to trigger a [5215]flame war, or one that
invites flames in reply. See also [5216]troll.
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Node:flame on, Next:[5217]flame war, Previous:[5218]flame bait,
Up:[5219]= F =
flame on vi.,interj.
1. To begin to [5220]flame. The punning reference to Marvel Comics's
Human Torch is no longer widely recognized. 2. To continue to flame.
See [5221]rave, [5222]burble.
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Node:flame war, Next:[5223]flamer, Previous:[5224]flame on, Up:[5225]=
F =
flame war n.
[common] (var. `flamewar') An acrimonious dispute, especially when
conducted on a public electronic forum such as [5226]Usenet.
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Node:flamer, Next:[5227]flap, Previous:[5228]flame war, Up:[5229]= F =
flamer n.
[common] One who habitually [5230]flames. Said esp. of obnoxious
[5231]Usenet personalities.
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Node:flap, Next:[5232]flarp, Previous:[5233]flamer, Up:[5234]= F =
flap vt.
1. [obs.] To unload a DECtape (so it goes flap, flap, flap...).
Old-time hackers at MIT tell of the days when the disk was device 0
and DEC microtapes were 1, 2,... and attempting to flap device 0 would
instead start a motor banging inside a cabinet near the disk. 2. By
extension, to unload any magnetic tape. See also [5235]macrotape.
Modern cartridge tapes no longer actually flap, but the usage has
remained. (The term could well be re-applied to DEC's TK50 cartridge
tape drive, a spectacularly misengineered contraption which makes a
loud flapping sound, almost like an old reel-type lawnmower, in one of
its many tape-eating failure modes.)
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Node:flarp, Next:[5236]flash crowd, Previous:[5237]flap, Up:[5238]= F
=
flarp /flarp/ n.
[Rutgers University] Yet another [5239]metasyntactic variable (see
[5240]foo). Among those who use it, it is associated with a legend
that any program not containing the word `flarp' somewhere will not
work. The legend is discreetly silent on the reliability of programs
which do contain the magic word.
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Node:flash crowd, Next:[5241]flat, Previous:[5242]flarp, Up:[5243]= F
=
flash crowd
Larry Niven's 1973 SF short story "Flash Crowd" predicted that one
consequence of cheap teleportation would be huge crowds materializing
almost instantly at the sites of interesting news stories. Twenty
years later the term passed into common use on the Internet to
describe exponential spikes in website or server usage when one passes
a certain threshold of popular interest (this may also be called
[5244]slashdot effect).
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Node:flat, Next:[5245]flat-ASCII, Previous:[5246]flash crowd,
Up:[5247]= F =
flat adj.
1. [common] Lacking any complex internal structure. "That [5248]bitty
box has only a flat filesystem, not a hierarchical one." The verb form
is [5249]flatten. 2. Said of a memory architecture (like that of the
VAX or 680x0) that is one big linear address space (typically with
each possible value of a processor register corresponding to a unique
core address), as opposed to a `segmented' architecture (like that of
the 80x86) in which addresses are composed from a base-register/offset
pair (segmented designs are generally considered [5250]cretinous).
Note that sense 1 (at least with respect to filesystems) is usually
used pejoratively, while sense 2 is a [5251]Good Thing.
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Node:flat-ASCII, Next:[5252]flat-file, Previous:[5253]flat, Up:[5254]=
F =
flat-ASCII adj.
[common] Said of a text file that contains only 7-bit ASCII characters
and uses only ASCII-standard control characters (that is, has no
embedded codes specific to a particular text formatter markup
language, or output device, and no [5255]meta-characters). Syn.
[5256]plain-ASCII. Compare [5257]flat-file.
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Node:flat-file, Next:[5258]flatten, Previous:[5259]flat-ASCII,
Up:[5260]= F =
flat-file adj.
A [5261]flattened representation of some database or tree or network
structure as a single file from which the structure could implicitly
be rebuilt, esp. one in [5262]flat-ASCII form. See also
[5263]sharchive.
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Node:flatten, Next:[5264]flavor, Previous:[5265]flat-file, Up:[5266]=
F =
flatten vt.
[common] To remove structural information, esp. to filter something
with an implicit tree structure into a simple sequence of leaves; also
tends to imply mapping to [5267]flat-ASCII. "This code flattens an
expression with parentheses into an equivalent [5268]canonical form."
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Node:flavor, Next:[5269]flavorful, Previous:[5270]flatten, Up:[5271]=
F =
flavor n.
1. [common] Variety, type, kind. "DDT commands come in two flavors."
"These lights come in two flavors, big red ones and small green ones."
"Linux is a flavor of Unix" See [5272]vanilla. 2. The attribute that
causes something to be [5273]flavorful. Usually used in the phrase
"yields additional flavor". "This convention yields additional flavor
by allowing one to print text either right-side-up or upside-down."
See [5274]vanilla. This usage was certainly reinforced by the
terminology of quantum chromodynamics, in which quarks (the
constituents of, e.g., protons) come in six flavors (up, down,
strange, charm, top, bottom) and three colors (red, blue, green) --
however, hackish use of `flavor' at MIT predated QCD. 3. The term for
`class' (in the object-oriented sense) in the LISP Machine Flavors
system. Though the Flavors design has been superseded (notably by the
Common LISP CLOS facility), the term `flavor' is still used as a
general synonym for `class' by some LISP hackers.
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Node:flavorful, Next:[5275]flippy, Previous:[5276]flavor, Up:[5277]= F
=
flavorful adj.
Full of [5278]flavor (sense 2); esthetically pleasing. See
[5279]random and [5280]losing for antonyms. See also the entries for
[5281]taste and [5282]elegant.
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Node:flippy, Next:[5283]flood, Previous:[5284]flavorful, Up:[5285]= F
=
flippy /flip'ee/ n.
A single-sided floppy disk altered for double-sided use by addition of
a second write-notch, so called because it must be flipped over for
the second side to be accessible. No longer common.
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Node:flood, Next:[5286]flowchart, Previous:[5287]flippy, Up:[5288]= F
=
flood v.
[common] 1. To overwhelm a network channel with mechanically-generated
traffic; especially used of IP, TCP/IP, UDP, or ICMP denial-of-service
attacks. 2. To dump large amounts of text onto an [5289]IRC channel.
This is especially rude when the text is uninteresting and the other
users are trying to carry on a serious conversation. Also used in a
similar sense on Usenet. 3. [Usenet] To post an unusually large number
or volume of files on a related topic.
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Node:flowchart, Next:[5290]flower key, Previous:[5291]flood,
Up:[5292]= F =
flowchart n.
[techspeak] An archaic form of visual control-flow specification
employing arrows and `speech balloons' of various shapes. Hackers
never use flowcharts, consider them extremely silly, and associate
them with [5293]COBOL programmers, [5294]card wallopers, and other
lower forms of life. This attitude follows from the observations that
flowcharts (at least from a hacker's point of view) are no easier to
read than code, are less precise, and tend to fall out of sync with
the code (so that they either obfuscate it rather than explaining it,
or require extra maintenance effort that doesn't improve the code).
See also [5295]PDL, sense 1.
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Node:flower key, Next:[5296]flush, Previous:[5297]flowchart,
Up:[5298]= F =
flower key n.
[Mac users] See [5299]feature key.
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Node:flush, Next:[5300]flypage, Previous:[5301]flower key, Up:[5302]=
F =
flush v.
1. [common] To delete something, usually superfluous, or to abort an
operation. "All that nonsense has been flushed." 2. [Unix/C] To force
buffered I/O to disk, as with an fflush(3) call. This is not an abort
or deletion as in sense 1, but a demand for early completion! 3. To
leave at the end of a day's work (as opposed to leaving for a meal).
"I'm going to flush now." "Time to flush." 4. To exclude someone from
an activity, or to ignore a person.
`Flush' was standard ITS terminology for aborting an output operation;
one spoke of the text that would have been printed, but was not, as
having been flushed. It is speculated that this term arose from a
vivid image of flushing unwanted characters by hosing down the
internal output buffer, washing the characters away before they could
be printed. The Unix/C usage, on the other hand, was propagated by the
fflush(3) call in C's standard I/O library (though it is reported to
have been in use among BLISS programmers at [5303]DEC and on Honeywell
and IBM machines as far back as 1965). Unix/C hackers found the ITS
usage confusing, and vice versa.
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Node:flypage, Next:[5304]Flyspeck 3, Previous:[5305]flush, Up:[5306]=
F =
flypage /fli:'payj/ n.
(alt. `fly page') A [5307]banner, sense 1.
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Node:Flyspeck 3, Next:[5308]flytrap, Previous:[5309]flypage,
Up:[5310]= F =
Flyspeck 3 n.
Standard name for any font that is so tiny as to be unreadable (by
analogy with names like `Helvetica 10' for 10-point Helvetica). Legal
boilerplate is usually printed in Flyspeck 3.
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Node:flytrap, Next:[5311]FM, Previous:[5312]Flyspeck 3, Up:[5313]= F =
flytrap n.
[rare] See [5314]firewall machine.
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Node:FM, Next:[5315]fnord, Previous:[5316]flytrap, Up:[5317]= F =
FM /F-M/ n.
1. [common] Not `Frequency Modulation' but rather an abbreviation for
`Fucking Manual', the back-formation from [5318]RTFM. Used to refer to
the manual itself in the [5319]RTFM. "Have you seen the Networking FM
lately?" 2. Abbreviation for "Fucking Magic", used in the sense of
[5320]black magic.
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Node:fnord, Next:[5321]FOAF, Previous:[5322]FM, Up:[5323]= F =
fnord n.
[from the "Illuminatus Trilogy"] 1. A word used in email and news
postings to tag utterances as surrealist mind-play or humor, esp. in
connection with [5324]Discordianism and elaborate conspiracy theories.
"I heard that David Koresh is sharing an apartment in Argentina with
Hitler. (Fnord.)" "Where can I fnord get the Principia Discordia
from?" 2. A [5325]metasyntactic variable, commonly used by hackers
with ties to [5326]Discordianism or the [5327]Church of the SubGenius.
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Node:FOAF, Next:[5328]FOD, Previous:[5329]fnord, Up:[5330]= F =
FOAF // n.
[Usenet; common] Acronym for `Friend Of A Friend'. The source of an
unverified, possibly untrue story. This term was not originated by
hackers (it is used in Jan Brunvand's books on urban folklore), but is
much better recognized on Usenet and elsewhere than in mainstream
English.
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Node:FOD, Next:[5331]fold case, Previous:[5332]FOAF, Up:[5333]= F =
FOD /fod/ v.
[Abbreviation for `Finger of Death', originally a spell-name from
fantasy gaming] To terminate with extreme prejudice and with no regard
for other people. From [5334]MUDs where the wizard command `FOD
' results in the immediate and total death of ,
usually as punishment for obnoxious behavior. This usage migrated to
other circumstances, such as "I'm going to fod the process that is
burning all the cycles." Compare [5335]gun.
In aviation, FOD means Foreign Object Damage, e.g., what happens when
a jet engine sucks up a rock on the runway or a bird in flight. Finger
of Death is a distressingly apt description of what this generally
does to the engine.
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Node:fold case, Next:[5336]followup, Previous:[5337]FOD, Up:[5338]= F
=
fold case v.
See [5339]smash case. This term tends to be used more by people who
don't mind that their tools smash case. It also connotes that case is
ignored but case distinctions in data processed by the tool in
question aren't destroyed.
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Node:followup, Next:[5340]fontology, Previous:[5341]fold case,
Up:[5342]= F =
followup n.
[common] On Usenet, a [5343]posting generated in response to another
posting (as opposed to a [5344]reply, which goes by email rather than
being broadcast). Followups include the ID of the [5345]parent message
in their headers; smart news-readers can use this information to
present Usenet news in `conversation' sequence rather than
order-of-arrival. See [5346]thread.
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Node:fontology, Next:[5347]foo, Previous:[5348]followup, Up:[5349]= F
=
fontology n.
[XEROX PARC] The body of knowledge dealing with the construction and
use of new fonts (e.g., for window systems and typesetting software).
It has been said that fontology recapitulates file-ogeny.
[Unfortunately, this reference to the embryological dictum that
"Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" is not merely a joke. On the
Macintosh, for example, System 7 has to go through contortions to
compensate for an earlier design error that created a whole different
set of abstractions for fonts parallel to `files' and `folders' --ESR]
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Node:foo, Next:[5350]foobar, Previous:[5351]fontology, Up:[5352]= F =
foo /foo/
1. interj. Term of disgust. 2. [very common] Used very generally as a
sample name for absolutely anything, esp. programs and files (esp.
scratch files). 3. First on the standard list of [5353]metasyntactic
variables used in syntax examples. See also [5354]bar, [5355]baz,
[5356]qux, [5357]quux, [5358]corge, [5359]grault, [5360]garply,
[5361]waldo, [5362]fred, [5363]plugh, [5364]xyzzy, [5365]thud.
When `foo' is used in connection with `bar' it has generally traced to
the WWII-era Army slang acronym [5366]FUBAR (`Fucked Up Beyond All
Repair'), later modified to [5367]foobar. Early versions of the Jargon
File interpreted this change as a post-war bowdlerization, but it it
now seems more likely that FUBAR was itself a derivative of `foo'
perhaps influenced by German `furchtbar' (terrible) - `foobar' may
actually have been the original form.
For, it seems, the word `foo' itself had an immediate prewar history
in comic strips and cartoons. The earliest documented uses were in the
"Smokey Stover" comic strip popular in the 1930s, which frequently
included the word "foo". Bill Holman, the author of the strip, filled
it with odd jokes and personal contrivances, including other nonsense
phrases such as "Notary Sojac" and "1506 nix nix". According to the
[5368]Warner Brothers Cartoon Companion Holman claimed to have found
the word "foo" on the bottom of a Chinese figurine. This is plausible;
Chinese statuettes often have apotropaic inscriptions, and this may
have been the Chinese word `fu' (sometimes transliterated `foo'),
which can mean "happiness" when spoken with the proper tone (the
lion-dog guardians flanking the steps of many Chinese restaurants are
properly called "fu dogs"). English speakers' reception of Holman's
`foo' nonsense word was undoubtedly influenced by Yiddish `feh' and
English `fooey' and `fool'.
Holman's strip featured a firetruck called the Foomobile that rode on
two wheels. The comic strip was tremendously popular in the late
1930s, and legend has it that a manufacturer in Indiana even produced
an operable version of Holman's Foomobile. According to the
Encyclopedia of American Comics, `Foo' fever swept the U.S., finding
its way into popular songs and generating over 500 `Foo Clubs.' The
fad left `foo' references embedded in popular culture (including a
couple of appearances in Warner Brothers cartoons of 1938-39) but with
their origins rapidly forgotten.
One place they are known to have remained live is in the U.S. military
during the WWII years. In 1944-45, the term `foo fighters' was in use
by radar operators for the kind of mysterious or spurious trace that
would later be called a UFO (the older term resurfaced in popular
American usage in 1995 via the name of one of the better grunge-rock
bands). Informants connected the term to the Smokey Stover strip.
The U.S. and British militaries frequently swapped slang terms during
the war (see [5369]kluge and [5370]kludge for another important
example) Period sources reported that `FOO' became a semi-legendary
subject of WWII British-army graffiti more or less equivalent to the
American Kilroy. Where British troops went, the graffito "FOO was
here" or something similar showed up. Several slang dictionaries aver
that FOO probably came from Forward Observation Officer, but this
(like the contemporaneous "FUBAR") was probably a [5371]backronym .
Forty years later, Paul Dickson's excellent book "Words" (Dell, 1982,
ISBN 0-440-52260-7) traced "Foo" to an unspecified British naval
magazine in 1946, quoting as follows: "Mr. Foo is a mysterious Second
World War product, gifted with bitter omniscience and sarcasm."
Earlier versions of this entry suggested the possibility that hacker
usage actually sprang from "FOO, Lampoons and Parody", the title of a
comic book first issued in September 1958, a joint project of Charles
and Robert Crumb. Though Robert Crumb (then in his mid-teens) later
became one of the most important and influential artists in
underground comics, this venture was hardly a success; indeed, the
brothers later burned most of the existing copies in disgust. The
title FOO was featured in large letters on the front cover. However,
very few copies of this comic actually circulated, and students of
Crumb's `oeuvre' have established that this title was a reference to
the earlier Smokey Stover comics. The Crumbs may also have been
influenced by a short-lived Canadian parody magazine named `Foo'
published in 1951-52.
An old-time member reports that in the 1959 "Dictionary of the TMRC
Language", compiled at [5372]TMRC, there was an entry that went
something like this:
FOO: The first syllable of the sacred chant phrase "FOO MANE PADME
HUM." Our first obligation is to keep the foo counters turning.
(For more about the legendary foo counters, see [5373]TMRC.) This
definition used Bill Holman's nonsense word, only then two decades old
and demonstrably still live in popular culture and slang, to a
[5374]ha ha only serious analogy with esoteric Tibetan Buddhism.
Today's hackers would find it difficult to resist elaborating a joke
like that, and it is not likely 1959's were any less susceptible.
Almost the entire staff of what later became the MIT AI Lab was
involved with TMRC, and the word spread from there.
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Node:foobar, Next:[5375]fool, Previous:[5376]foo, Up:[5377]= F =
foobar n.
[very common] Another widely used [5378]metasyntactic variable; see
[5379]foo for etymology. Probably originally propagated through
DECsystem manuals by Digital Equipment Corporation ([5380]DEC) in
1960s and early 1970s; confirmed sightings there go back to 1972.
Hackers do not generally use this to mean [5381]FUBAR in either the
slang or jargon sense. See also [5382]Fred Foobar. In RFC1639,
"FOOBAR" was made an abbreviation for "FTP Operation Over Big Address
Records", but this was an obvious [5383]backronym.
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Node:fool, Next:[5384]fool file, Previous:[5385]foobar, Up:[5386]= F =
fool n.
As used by hackers, specifically describes a person who habitually
reasons from obviously or demonstrably incorrect premises and cannot
be persuaded by evidence to do otherwise; it is not generally used in
its other senses, i.e., to describe a person with a native incapacity
to reason correctly, or a clown. Indeed, in hackish experience many
fools are capable of reasoning all too effectively in executing their
errors. See also [5387]cretin, [5388]loser, [5389]fool file.
The Algol 68-R compiler used to initialize its storage to the
character string "F00LF00LF00LF00L..." because as a pointer or as a
floating point number it caused a crash, and as an integer or a
character string it was very recognizable in a dump. Sadly, one day a
very senior professor at Nottingham University wrote a program that
called him a fool. He proceeded to demonstrate the correctness of this
assertion by lobbying the university (not quite successfully) to
forbid the use of Algol on its computers. See also [5390]DEADBEEF.
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Node:fool file, Next:[5391]Foonly, Previous:[5392]fool, Up:[5393]= F =
fool file n.
[Usenet] A notional repository of all the most dramatically and
abysmally stupid utterances ever. An entire subgenre of [5394]sig
blocks consists of the header "From the fool file:" followed by some
quote the poster wishes to represent as an immortal gem of dimwittery;
for this usage to be really effective, the quote has to be so
obviously wrong as to be laughable. More than one Usenetter has
achieved an unwanted notoriety by being quoted in this way.
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Node:Foonly, Next:[5395]footprint, Previous:[5396]fool file,
Up:[5397]= F =
Foonly n.
1. The [5398]PDP-10 successor that was to have been built by the Super
Foonly project at the Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory
along with a new operating system. (The name itself came from FOO NLI,
an error message emitted by a PDP-10 assembler at SAIL meaning "FOO is
Not a Legal Identifier". The intention was to leapfrog from the old
[5399]DEC timesharing system SAIL was then running to a new
generation, bypassing TENEX which at that time was the ARPANET
standard. ARPA funding for both the Super Foonly and the new operating
system was cut in 1974. Most of the design team went to DEC and
contributed greatly to the design of the PDP-10 model KL10. 2. The
name of the company formed by Dave Poole, one of the principal Super
Foonly designers, and one of hackerdom's more colorful personalities.
Many people remember the parrot which sat on Poole's shoulder and was
a regular companion. 3. Any of the machines built by Poole's company.
The first was the F-1 (a.k.a. Super Foonly), which was the
computational engine used to create the graphics in the movie "TRON".
The F-1 was the fastest PDP-10 ever built, but only one was ever made.
The effort drained Foonly of its financial resources, and the company
turned towards building smaller, slower, and much less expensive
machines. Unfortunately, these ran not the popular [5400]TOPS-20 but a
TENEX variant called Foonex; this seriously limited their market.
Also, the machines shipped were actually wire-wrapped engineering
prototypes requiring individual attention from more than usually
competent site personnel, and thus had significant reliability
problems. Poole's legendary temper and unwillingness to suffer fools
gladly did not help matters. By the time of the Jupiter project
cancellation in 1983, Foonly's proposal to build another F-1 was
eclipsed by the [5401]Mars, and the company never quite recovered. See
the [5402]Mars entry for the continuation and moral of this story.
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Node:footprint, Next:[5403]for free, Previous:[5404]Foonly, Up:[5405]=
F =
footprint n.
1. The floor or desk area taken up by a piece of hardware. 2. [IBM]
The audit trail (if any) left by a crashed program (often in plural,
`footprints'). See also [5406]toeprint. 3. RAM footprint: The minimum
amount of RAM which an OS or other program takes; this figure gives
one an idea of how much will be left for other applications. How
actively this RAM is used is another matter entirely. Recent
tendencies to featuritis and software bloat can expand the RAM
footprint of an OS to the point of making it nearly unusable in
practice. [This problem is, thankfully, limited to operating systems
so stupid that they don't do virtual memory - ESR]
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Node:for free, Next:[5407]for the rest of us,
Previous:[5408]footprint, Up:[5409]= F =
for free adj.
[common] Said of a capability of a programming language or hardware
that is available by its design without needing cleverness to
implement: "In APL, we get the matrix operations for free." "And owing
to the way revisions are stored in this system, you get revision trees
for free." The term usually refers to a serendipitous feature of doing
things a certain way (compare [5410]big win), but it may refer to an
intentional but secondary feature.
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Node:for the rest of us, Next:[5411]for values of, Previous:[5412]for
free, Up:[5413]= F =
for the rest of us adj.
[from the Mac slogan "The computer for the rest of us"] 1. Used to
describe a [5414]spiffy product whose affordability shames other
comparable products, or (more often) used sarcastically to describe
[5415]spiffy but very overpriced products. 2. Describes a program with
a limited interface, deliberately limited capabilities,
non-orthogonality, inability to compose primitives, or any other
limitation designed to not `confuse' a naive user. This places an
upper bound on how far that user can go before the program begins to
get in the way of the task instead of helping accomplish it. Used in
reference to Macintosh software which doesn't provide obvious
capabilities because it is thought that the poor lusers might not be
able to handle them. Becomes `the rest of them' when used in
third-party reference; thus, "Yes, it is an attractive program, but
it's designed for The Rest Of Them" means a program that superficially
looks neat but has no depth beyond the surface flash. See also
[5416]WIMP environment, [5417]Macintrash, [5418]point-and-drool
interface, [5419]user-friendly.
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Node:for values of, Next:[5420]fora, Previous:[5421]for the rest of
us, Up:[5422]= F =
for values of
[MIT] A common rhetorical maneuver at MIT is to use any of the
canonical [5423]random numbers as placeholders for variables. "The max
function takes 42 arguments, for arbitrary values of 42." "There are
69 ways to leave your lover, for 69 = 50." This is especially likely
when the speaker has uttered a random number and realizes that it was
not recognized as such, but even `non-random' numbers are occasionally
used in this fashion. A related joke is that pi equals 3 -- for small
values of pi and large values of 3.
Historical note: at MIT this usage has traditionally been traced to
the programming language MAD (Michigan Algorithm Decoder), an
Algol-58-like language that was the most common choice among
mainstream (non-hacker) users at MIT in the mid-60s. It inherited from
Algol-58 a control structure FOR VALUES OF X = 3, 7, 99 DO ... that
would repeat the indicated instructions for each value in the list
(unlike the usual FOR that only works for arithmetic sequences of
values). MAD is long extinct, but similar for-constructs still
flourish (e.g., in Unix's shell languages).
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Node:fora, Next:[5424]foreground, Previous:[5425]for values of,
Up:[5426]= F =
fora pl.n.
Plural of [5427]forum.
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Node:foreground, Next:[5428]fork, Previous:[5429]fora, Up:[5430]= F =
foreground vt.
[Unix; common] To bring a task to the top of one's [5431]stack for
immediate processing, and hackers often use it in this sense for
non-computer tasks. "If your presentation is due next week, I guess
I'd better foreground writing up the design document."
Technically, on a time-sharing system, a task executing in foreground
is one able to accept input from and return output to the user; oppose
[5432]background. Nowadays this term is primarily associated with
[5433]Unix, but it appears first to have been used in this sense on
OS/360. Normally, there is only one foreground task per terminal (or
terminal window); having multiple processes simultaneously reading the
keyboard is a good way to [5434]lose.
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Node:fork, Next:[5435]fork bomb, Previous:[5436]foreground, Up:[5437]=
F =
fork
In the open-source community, a fork is what occurs when two (or more)
versions of a software package's source code are being developed in
parallel which once shared a common code base, and these multiple
versions of the source code have irreconcilable differences between
them. This should not be confused with a development branch, which may
later be folded back into the original source code base. Nor should it
be confused with what happens when a new distribution of Linux or some
other distribution is created, because that largely assembles pieces
than can and will be used in other distributions without conflict.
Forking is uncommon; in fact, it is so uncommon that individual
instances loom large in hacker folklore. Notable in this class were
the [5438]http://www.xemacs.org/About/XEmacsVsGNUemacs.html, the
GCC/EGCS fork (later healed by a merger) and the forks among the
FreeBSD, NetBSD, and OpenBSD operating systems.
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Node:fork bomb, Next:[5439]forked, Previous:[5440]fork, Up:[5441]= F =
fork bomb n.
[Unix] A particular species of [5442]wabbit that can be written in one
line of C (main() {for(;;)fork();}) or shell ($0 & $0 &) on any Unix
system, or occasionally created by an egregious coding bug. A fork
bomb process `explodes' by recursively spawning copies of itself
(using the Unix system call fork(2)). Eventually it eats all the
process table entries and effectively wedges the system. Fortunately,
fork bombs are relatively easy to spot and kill, so creating one
deliberately seldom accomplishes more than to bring the just wrath of
the gods down upon the perpetrator. See also [5443]logic bomb.
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Node:forked, Next:[5444]Fortrash, Previous:[5445]fork bomb, Up:[5446]=
F =
forked adj.,vi.
1. [common after 1997, esp. in the Linux community] An open-source
software project is said to have forked or be forked when the project
group fissions into two or more parts pursuing separate lines of
development (or, less commonly, when a third party unconnected to the
project group ). Forking is considered a [5447]Bad Thing - not merely
because it implies a lot of wasted effort in the future, but because
forks tend to be accompanied by a great deal of strife and acrimony
between the successor groups over issues of legitimacy, succession,
and design direction. There is serious social pressure against
forking. As a result, major forks (such as the Gnu-Emacs/XEmacs split,
the fissionings of the 386BSD group into three daughter project, and
the short-lived GCC/EGCS split) are rare enough that they are
remembered individually in hacker folklore. 2. [Unix; uncommon; prob.
influenced by a mainstream expletive] Terminally slow, or dead.
Originated when one system was slowed to a snail's pace by an
inadvertent [5448]fork bomb.
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Node:Fortrash, Next:[5449]fortune cookie, Previous:[5450]forked,
Up:[5451]= F =
Fortrash /for'trash/ n.
Hackerism for the FORTRAN (FORmula TRANslator) language, referring to
its primitive design, gross and irregular syntax, limited control
constructs, and slippery, exception-filled semantics.
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Node:fortune cookie, Next:[5452]forum, Previous:[5453]Fortrash,
Up:[5454]= F =
fortune cookie n.
[WAITS, via Unix; common] A random quote, item of trivia, joke, or
maxim printed to the user's tty at login time or (less commonly) at
logout time. Items from this lexicon have often been used as fortune
cookies. See [5455]cookie file.
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Node:forum, Next:[5456]fossil, Previous:[5457]fortune cookie,
Up:[5458]= F =
forum n.
[Usenet, GEnie, CI$; pl. `fora' or `forums'] Any discussion group
accessible through a dial-in [5459]BBS, a [5460]mailing list, or a
[5461]newsgroup (see [5462]the network). A forum functions much like a
bulletin board; users submit [5463]postings for all to read and
discussion ensues. Contrast real-time chat via [5464]talk mode or
point-to-point personal [5465]email.
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Node:fossil, Next:[5466]four-color glossies, Previous:[5467]forum,
Up:[5468]= F =
fossil n.
1. In software, a misfeature that becomes understandable only in
historical context, as a remnant of times past retained so as not to
break compatibility. Example: the retention of octal as default base
for string escapes in [5469]C, in spite of the better match of
hexadecimal to ASCII and modern byte-addressable architectures. See
[5470]dusty deck. 2. More restrictively, a feature with past but no
present utility. Example: the force-all-caps (LCASE) bits in the V7
and [5471]BSD Unix tty driver, designed for use with monocase
terminals. (In a perversion of the usual backward-compatibility goal,
this functionality has actually been expanded and renamed in some
later [5472]USG Unix releases as the IUCLC and OLCUC bits.) 3. The
FOSSIL (Fido/Opus/Seadog Standard Interface Level) driver
specification for serial-port access to replace the [5473]brain-dead
routines in the IBM PC ROMs. Fossils are used by most MS-DOS [5474]BBS
software in preference to the `supported' ROM routines, which do not
support interrupt-driven operation or setting speeds above 9600; the
use of a semistandard FOSSIL library is preferable to the [5475]bare
metal serial port programming otherwise required. Since the FOSSIL
specification allows additional functionality to be hooked in, drivers
that use the [5476]hook but do not provide serial-port access
themselves are named with a modifier, as in `video fossil'.
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Node:four-color glossies, Next:[5477]frag, Previous:[5478]fossil,
Up:[5479]= F =
four-color glossies n.
1. Literature created by [5480]marketroids that allegedly contains
technical specs but which is in fact as superficial as possible
without being totally [5481]content-free. "Forget the four-color
glossies, give me the tech ref manuals." Often applied as an
indication of superficiality even when the material is printed on
ordinary paper in black and white. Four-color-glossy manuals are never
useful for solving a problem. 2. [rare] Applied by extension to manual
pages that don't contain enough information to diagnose why the
program doesn't produce the expected or desired output.
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Node:frag, Next:[5482]fragile, Previous:[5483]four-color glossies,
Up:[5484]= F =
frag n.,v.
[from Vietnam-era U.S. military slang via the games Doom and Quake] 1.
To kill another player's [5485]avatar in a multiuser game. "I hold the
office Quake record with 40 frags." 2. To completely ruin something.
"Forget that power supply, the lightning strike fragged it. See also
[5486]gib.
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Node:fragile, Next:[5487]fred, Previous:[5488]frag, Up:[5489]= F =
fragile adj.
Syn [5490]brittle.
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Node:fred, Next:[5491]Fred Foobar, Previous:[5492]fragile, Up:[5493]=
F =
fred n.
1. The personal name most frequently used as a [5494]metasyntactic
variable (see [5495]foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a
non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. In Great
Britain, `fred', `jim' and `sheila' are common metasyntactic variables
because their uppercase versions were official names given to the 3
memory areas that held I/O status registers on the lovingly-remembered
BBC Microcomputer! (It is reported that SHEILA was poked the most
often.) Unlike [5496]J. Random Hacker or `J. Random Loser', the name
`fred' has no positive or negative loading (but see [5497]Dr. Fred
Mbogo). See also [5498]barney. 2. An acronym for `Flipping Ridiculous
Electronic Device'; other F-verbs may be substituted for `flipping'.
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Node:Fred Foobar, Next:[5499]frednet, Previous:[5500]fred, Up:[5501]=
F =
Fred Foobar n.
[5502]J. Random Hacker's cousin. Any typical human being, more or less
synomous with `someone' except that Fred Foobar can be
[5503]backreferenced by name later on. "So Fred Foobar will enter his
phone number into the database, and it'll be archived with the others.
Months later, when Fred searches..." See also [5504]Bloggs Family and
[5505]Dr. Fred Mbogo
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Node:frednet, Next:[5506]free software, Previous:[5507]Fred Foobar,
Up:[5508]= F =
frednet /fred'net/ n.
Used to refer to some [5509]random and uncommon protocol encountered
on a network. "We're implementing bridging in our router to solve the
frednet problem."
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Node:free software, Next:[5510]freeware, Previous:[5511]frednet,
Up:[5512]= F =
free software n.
As defined by Richard M. Stallman and used by the Free Software
movement, this means software that gives users enough freedom to be
used by the free software community. Specifically, users must be free
to modify the software for their private use, and free to redistribute
it either with or without modifications, either commercially or
noncommercially, either gratis or charging a distribution fee. Free
software has existed since the dawn of computing; Free Software as a
movement began in 1984 with the GNU Project. See also [5513]open
source.
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Node:freeware, Next:[5514]freeze, Previous:[5515]free software,
Up:[5516]= F =
freeware n.
[common] Free software, often written by enthusiasts and distributed
by users' groups, or via electronic mail, local bulletin boards,
[5517]Usenet, or other electronic media. At one time, `freeware' was a
trademark of Andrew Fluegelman, the author of the well-known MS-DOS
comm program PC-TALK III. It wasn't enforced after his mysterious
disappearance and presumed death in 1984. See [5518]shareware,
[5519]FRS.
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Node:freeze, Next:[5520]fried, Previous:[5521]freeware, Up:[5522]= F =
freeze v.
To lock an evolving software distribution or document against changes
so it can be released with some hope of stability. Carries the strong
implication that the item in question will `unfreeze' at some future
date. "OK, fix that bug and we'll freeze for release."
There are more specific constructions on this term. A `feature
freeze', for example, locks out modifications intended to introduce
new features but still allows bugfixes and completion of existing
features; a `code freeze' connotes no more changes at all. At Sun
Microsystems and elsewhere, one may also hear references to `code
slush' -- that is, an almost-but-not-quite frozen state.
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Node:fried, Next:[5523]frink, Previous:[5524]freeze, Up:[5525]= F =
fried adj.
1. [common] Non-working due to hardware failure; burnt out. Especially
used of hardware brought down by a `power glitch' (see [5526]glitch),
[5527]drop-outs, a short, or some other electrical event. (Sometimes
this literally happens to electronic circuits! In particular,
resistors can burn out and transformers can melt down, emitting
noxious smoke -- see [5528]friode, [5529]SED and [5530]LER. However,
this term is also used metaphorically.) Compare [5531]frotzed. 2.
[common] Of people, exhausted. Said particularly of those who continue
to work in such a state. Often used as an explanation or excuse.
"Yeah, I know that fix destroyed the file system, but I was fried when
I put it in." Esp. common in conjunction with `brain': "My brain is
fried today, I'm very short on sleep."
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Node:frink, Next:[5532]friode, Previous:[5533]fried, Up:[5534]= F =
frink /frink/ v.
The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning. Found esp. on the
Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know
what `frink' means, but they aren't telling. Compare [5535]gorets.
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Node:friode, Next:[5536]fritterware, Previous:[5537]frink, Up:[5538]=
F =
friode /fri:'ohd/ n.
[TMRC] A reversible (that is, fused or blown) diode. Compare
[5539]fried; see also [5540]SED, [5541]LER.
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Node:fritterware, Next:[5542]frob, Previous:[5543]friode, Up:[5544]= F
=
fritterware n.
An excess of capability that serves no productive end. The canonical
example is font-diddling software on the Mac (see [5545]macdink); the
term describes anything that eats huge amounts of time for quite
marginal gains in function but seduces people into using it anyway.
See also [5546]window shopping.
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Node:frob, Next:[5547]frobnicate, Previous:[5548]fritterware,
Up:[5549]= F =
frob /frob/ 1. n.
[MIT; very common] The [5550]TMRC definition was "FROB = a protruding
arm or trunnion"; by metaphoric extension, a `frob' is any random
small thing; an object that you can comfortably hold in one hand;
something you can frob (sense 2). See [5551]frobnitz. 2. vt.
Abbreviated form of [5552]frobnicate. 3. [from the [5553]MUD world] A
command on some MUDs that changes a player's experience level (this
can be used to make wizards); also, to request [5554]wizard privileges
on the `professional courtesy' grounds that one is a wizard elsewhere.
The command is actually `frobnicate' but is universally abbreviated to
the shorter form.
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Node:frobnicate, Next:[5555]frobnitz, Previous:[5556]frob, Up:[5557]=
F =
frobnicate /frob'ni-kayt/ vt.
[Poss. derived from [5558]frobnitz, and usually abbreviated to
[5559]frob, but `frobnicate' is recognized as the official full form.]
To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. One frequently frobs bits or other
2-state devices. Thus: "Please frob the light switch" (that is, flip
it), but also "Stop frobbing that clasp; you'll break it". One also
sees the construction `to frob a frob'. See [5560]tweak and
[5561]twiddle.
Usage: frob, twiddle, and tweak sometimes connote points along a
continuum. `Frob' connotes aimless manipulation; `twiddle' connotes
gross manipulation, often a coarse search for a proper setting;
`tweak' connotes fine-tuning. If someone is turning a knob on an
oscilloscope, then if he's carefully adjusting it, he is probably
tweaking it; if he is just turning it but looking at the screen, he is
probably twiddling it; but if he's just doing it because turning a
knob is fun, he's frobbing it. The variant `frobnosticate' has been
recently reported.
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Node:frobnitz, Next:[5562]frog, Previous:[5563]frobnicate, Up:[5564]=
F =
frobnitz /frob'nits/, pl. `frobnitzem' /frob'nit-zm/ or `frobni'
/frob'ni:/ n.
[TMRC] An unspecified physical object, a widget. Also refers to
electronic black boxes. This rare form is usually abbreviated to
`frotz', or more commonly to [5565]frob. Also used are `frobnule'
(/frob'n[y]ool/) and `frobule' (/frob'yool/). Starting perhaps in
1979, `frobozz' /fr*-boz'/ (plural: `frobbotzim' /fr*-bot'zm/) has
also become very popular, largely through its exposure as a name via
[5566]Zork. These variants can also be applied to nonphysical objects,
such as data structures.
Pete Samson, compiler of the original [5567]TMRC lexicon, adds, "Under
the TMRC [railroad] layout were many storage boxes, managed (in 1958)
by David R. Sawyer. Several had fanciful designations written on them,
such as `Frobnitz Coil Oil'. Perhaps DRS intended Frobnitz to be a
proper name, but the name was quickly taken for the thing". This was
almost certainly the origin of the term.
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Node:frog, Next:[5568]frogging, Previous:[5569]frobnitz, Up:[5570]= F
=
frog alt. `phrog'
1. interj. Term of disgust (we seem to have a lot of them). 2. Used as
a name for just about anything. See [5571]foo. 3. n. Of things, a
crock. 4. n. Of people, somewhere in between a turkey and a toad. 5.
`froggy': adj. Similar to [5572]bagbiting, but milder. "This froggy
program is taking forever to run!"
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Node:frogging, Next:[5573]front end, Previous:[5574]frog, Up:[5575]= F
=
frogging [University of Waterloo] v.
1. Partial corruption of a text file or input stream by some bug or
consistent glitch, as opposed to random events like line noise or
media failures. Might occur, for example, if one bit of each incoming
character on a tty were stuck, so that some characters were correct
and others were not. See [5576]terminak for a historical example and
compare [5577]dread high-bit disease. 2. By extension, accidental
display of text in a mode where the output device emits special
symbols or mnemonics rather than conventional ASCII. This often
happens, for example, when using a terminal or comm program on a
device like an IBM PC with a special `high-half' character set and
with the bit-parity assumption wrong. A hacker sufficiently familiar
with ASCII bit patterns might be able to read the display anyway.
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Node:front end, Next:[5578]frotz, Previous:[5579]frogging, Up:[5580]=
F =
front end n.
1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another
(usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end'). 2.
What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who
is making replies without paying attention. "Look at the dancing
elephants!" "Uh-huh." "Do you know what I just said?" "Sorry, you were
talking to the front end." 3. Software that provides an interface to
another program `behind' it, which may not be as user-friendly.
Probably from analogy with hardware front-ends (see sense 1) that
interfaced with mainframes.
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Node:frotz, Next:[5581]frotzed, Previous:[5582]front end, Up:[5583]= F
=
frotz /frots/
1. n. See [5584]frobnitz. 2. `mumble frotz': An interjection of
mildest disgust.
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Node:frotzed, Next:[5585]frowney, Previous:[5586]frotz, Up:[5587]= F =
frotzed /frotst/ adj.
[5588]down because of hardware problems. Compare [5589]fried. A
machine that is merely frotzed may be fixable without replacing parts,
but a fried machine is more seriously damaged.
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Node:frowney, Next:[5590]FRS, Previous:[5591]frotzed, Up:[5592]= F =
frowney n.
(alt. `frowney face') See [5593]emoticon.
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Node:FRS, Next:[5594]fry, Previous:[5595]frowney, Up:[5596]= F =
FRS // n.,obs.
Abbreviation for "Freely Redistributable Software" which entered
general use on the Internet in 1995 after years of low-level confusion
over what exactly to call software written to be passed around and
shared (contending terms including [5597]freeware, [5598]shareware,
and `sourceware' were never universally felt to be satisfactory for
various subtle reasons). The first formal conference on freely
redistributable software was held in Cambridge, Massachussetts, in
February 1996 (sponsored by the Free Software Foundation). The
conference organizers used the FRS abbreviation heavily in its calls
for papers and other literature during 1995. The term was in steady
though not common use until 1998 and the invention of [5599]open
source.
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Node:fry, Next:[5600]fscking, Previous:[5601]FRS, Up:[5602]= F =
fry
1. vi. To fail. Said especially of smoke-producing hardware failures.
More generally, to become non-working. Usage: never said of software,
only of hardware and humans. See [5603]fried, [5604]magic smoke. 2.
vt. To cause to fail; to [5605]roach, [5606]toast, or [5607]hose a
piece of hardware. Never used of software or humans, but compare
[5608]fried.
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Node:fscking, Next:[5609]FSF, Previous:[5610]fry, Up:[5611]= F =
fscking /fus'-king/ or /eff'-seek-ing/ adj.
[Usenet; common] Fucking, in the expletive sense (it refers to the
Unix filesystem-repair command fsck(1), of which it can be said that
if you have to use it at all you are having a bad day). Originated on
[5612]scary devil monastery and the bofh.net newsgroups, but became
much more widespread following the passage of [5613]CDA. Also
occasionally seen in the variant "What the fsck?"
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Node:FSF, Next:[5614]FTP, Previous:[5615]fscking, Up:[5616]= F =
FSF /F-S-F/ abbrev.
Common abbreviation (both spoken and written) for the name of the Free
Software Foundation, a nonprofit educational association formed to
support the [5617]GNU project.
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Node:FTP, Next:[5618]-fu, Previous:[5619]FSF, Up:[5620]= F =
FTP /F-T-P/, not /fit'ip/
1. [techspeak] n. The File Transfer Protocol for transmitting files
between systems on the Internet. 2. vt. To [5621]beam a file using the
File Transfer Protocol. 3. Sometimes used as a generic even for file
transfers not using [5622]FTP. "Lemme get a copy of "Wuthering
Heights" ftp'd from uunet."
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Node:-fu, Next:[5623]FUBAR, Previous:[5624]FTP, Up:[5625]= F =
-fu
[common; generalized from `kung-fu'] Combining form denoting expert
practice of a skill. "That's going to take some serious code-fu."
First sighted in connection with the GIMP's remote-scripting facility,
script-fu, in 1998.
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Node:FUBAR, Next:[5626]fuck me harder, Previous:[5627]-fu, Up:[5628]=
F =
FUBAR n.
The Failed UniBus Address Register in a VAX. A good example of how
jargon can occasionally be snuck past the [5629]suits; see
[5630]foobar, and [5631]foo for a fuller etymology.
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Node:fuck me harder, Next:[5632]FUD, Previous:[5633]FUBAR, Up:[5634]=
F =
fuck me harder excl.
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in
software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as
though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically
elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of
curare-tipped wrought-iron fence and no lubricants!" The phrase is
sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
[This entry is an extreme example of the hackish habit of coining
elaborate and evocative terms for lossage. Here we see a quite
self-conscious parody of mainstream expletives that has become a
running gag in part of the hacker culture; it illustrates the hackish
tendency to turn any situation, even one of extreme frustration, into
an intellectual game (the point being, in this case, to creatively
produce a long-winded description of the most anatomically absurd
mental image possible -- the short forms implicitly allude to all the
ridiculous long forms ever spoken). Scatological language is actually
relatively uncommon among hackers, and there was some controversy over
whether this entry ought to be included at all. As it reflects a live
usage recognizably peculiar to the hacker culture, we feel it is in
the hackish spirit of truthfulness and opposition to all forms of
censorship to record it here. --ESR & GLS]
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Node:FUD, Next:[5635]FUD wars, Previous:[5636]fuck me harder,
Up:[5637]= F =
FUD /fuhd/ n.
Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company:
"FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill
in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl]
products." The idea, of course, was to persuade them to go with safe
IBM gear rather than with competitors' equipment. This implicit
coercion was traditionally accomplished by promising that Good Things
would happen to people who stuck with IBM, but Dark Shadows loomed
over the future of competitors' equipment or software. See [5638]IBM.
After 1990 the term FUD was associated increasingly frequently with
[5639]Microsoft, and has become generalized to refer to any kind of
disinformation used as a competitive weapon.
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Node:FUD wars, Next:[5640]fudge, Previous:[5641]FUD, Up:[5642]= F =
FUD wars /fuhd worz/ n.
[from [5643]FUD] Political posturing engaged in by hardware and
software vendors ostensibly committed to standardization but actually
willing to fragment the market to protect their own shares. The Unix
International vs. OSF conflict about Unix standards was one
outstanding example; Microsoft vs. Netscape vs. W3C about HTML
standards is another.
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Node:fudge, Next:[5644]fudge factor, Previous:[5645]FUD wars,
Up:[5646]= F =
fudge
1. vt. To perform in an incomplete but marginally acceptable way,
particularly with respect to the writing of a program. "I didn't feel
like going through that pain and suffering, so I fudged it -- I'll fix
it later." 2. n. The resulting code.
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Node:fudge factor, Next:[5647]fuel up, Previous:[5648]fudge,
Up:[5649]= F =
fudge factor n.
[common] A value or parameter that is varied in an ad hoc way to
produce the desired result. The terms `tolerance' and [5650]slop are
also used, though these usually indicate a one-sided leeway, such as a
buffer that is made larger than necessary because one isn't sure
exactly how large it needs to be, and it is better to waste a little
space than to lose completely for not having enough. A fudge factor,
on the other hand, can often be tweaked in more than one direction. A
good example is the `fuzz' typically allowed in floating-point
calculations: two numbers being compared for equality must be allowed
to differ by a small amount; if that amount is too small, a
computation may never terminate, while if it is too large, results
will be needlessly inaccurate. Fudge factors are frequently adjusted
incorrectly by programmers who don't fully understand their import.
See also [5651]coefficient of X.
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Node:fuel up, Next:[5652]Full Monty, Previous:[5653]fudge factor,
Up:[5654]= F =
fuel up vi.
To eat or drink hurriedly in order to get back to hacking. "Food-p?"
"Yeah, let's fuel up." "Time for a [5655]great-wall!" See also
[5656]oriental food.
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Node:Full Monty, Next:[5657]fum, Previous:[5658]fuel up, Up:[5659]= F
=
Full Monty n.
See [5660]monty, sense 2.
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Node:fum, Next:[5661]functino, Previous:[5662]Full Monty, Up:[5663]= F
=
fum n.
[XEROX PARC] At PARC, often the third of the standard
[5664]metasyntactic variables (after [5665]foo and [5666]bar).
Competes with [5667]baz, which is more common outside PARC.
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Node:functino, Next:[5668]funky, Previous:[5669]fum, Up:[5670]= F =
functino n.
[uncommon, U.K.; originally a serendipitous typo in 1994] A pointer to
a function in C and C++. By association with sub-atomic particles such
as the neutrino, it accurately conveys an impression of smallness (one
pointer is four bytes on most systems) and speed (hackers can and do
use arrays of functinos to replace a switch() statement).
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Node:funky, Next:[5671]funny money, Previous:[5672]functino,
Up:[5673]= F =
funky adj.
Said of something that functions, but in a slightly strange, klugey
way. It does the job and would be difficult to change, so its obvious
non-optimality is left alone. Often used to describe interfaces. The
more bugs something has that nobody has bothered to fix because
workarounds are easier, the funkier it is. [5674]TECO and UUCP are
funky. The Intel i860's exception handling is extraordinarily funky.
Most standards acquire funkiness as they age. "The new mailer is
installed, but is still somewhat funky; if it bounces your mail for no
reason, try resubmitting it." "This UART is pretty funky. The data
ready line is active-high in interrupt mode and active-low in DMA
mode."
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Node:funny money, Next:[5675]furrfu, Previous:[5676]funky, Up:[5677]=
F =
funny money n.
1. Notional `dollar' units of computing time and/or storage handed to
students at the beginning of a computer course; also called `play
money' or `purple money' (in implicit opposition to real or `green'
money). In New Zealand and Germany the odd usage `paper money' has
been recorded; in Germany, the particularly amusing synonym `transfer
ruble' commemmorates the funny money used for trade between COMECON
countries back when the Soviet Bloc still existed. When your funny
money ran out, your account froze and you needed to go to a professor
to get more. Fortunately, the plunging cost of timesharing cycles has
made this less common. The amounts allocated were almost invariably
too small, even for the non-hackers who wanted to slide by with
minimum work. In extreme cases, the practice led to small-scale black
markets in bootlegged computer accounts. 2. By extension, phantom
money or quantity tickets of any kind used as a resource-allocation
hack within a system. Antonym: `real money'.
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Node:furrfu, Next:[5678]fuzzball, Previous:[5679]funny money,
Up:[5680]= F =
furrfu excl.
[Usenet; written, only rarely spoken] Written-only equivalent of
"Sheesh!"; it is, in fact, "sheesh" modified by [5681]rot13. Evolved
in mid-1992 as a response to notably silly postings repeating urban
myths on the Usenet newsgroup alt.folklore.urban, after some posters
complained that "Sheesh!" as a response to [5682]newbies was being
overused. See also [5683]FOAF.
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Node:fuzzball, Next:[5684]G, Previous:[5685]furrfu, Up:[5686]= F =
fuzzball n.
[TCP/IP hackers] A DEC LSI-11 running a particular suite of homebrewed
software written by Dave Mills and assorted co-conspirators, used in
the early 1980s for Internet protocol testbedding and experimentation.
These were used as NSFnet backbone sites in its early 56kb-line days;
a few were still active on the Internet as late as mid-1993, doing odd
jobs such as network time service.
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Node:= G =, Next:[5687]= H =, Previous:[5688]= F =, Up:[5689]The
Jargon Lexicon
= G =
* [5690]G:
* [5691]g-file:
* [5692]gabriel:
* [5693]gag:
* [5694]gang bang:
* [5695]garbage collect:
* [5696]garply:
* [5697]gas:
* [5698]gaseous:
* [5699]Gates's Law:
* [5700]gawble:
* [5701]GC:
* [5702]GCOS:
* [5703]GECOS:
* [5704]gedanken:
* [5705]geef:
* [5706]geek code:
* [5707]geek out:
* [5708]gen:
* [5709]gender mender:
* [5710]General Public Virus:
* [5711]generate:
* [5712]Genius From Mars Technique:
* [5713]gensym:
* [5714]Get a life!:
* [5715]Get a real computer!:
* [5716]GFR:
* [5717]gib:
* [5718]GIFs at 11:
* [5719]gig:
* [5720]giga-:
* [5721]GIGO:
* [5722]gilley:
* [5723]gillion:
* [5724]ginger:
* [5725]GIPS:
* [5726]glark:
* [5727]glass:
* [5728]glass tty:
* [5729]glassfet:
* [5730]glitch:
* [5731]glob:
* [5732]glork:
* [5733]glue:
* [5734]gnarly:
* [5735]GNU:
* [5736]gnubie:
* [5737]GNUMACS:
* [5738]go flatline:
* [5739]go root:
* [5740]go-faster stripes:
* [5741]GoAT:
* [5742]gobble:
* [5743]Godwin's Law:
* [5744]Godzillagram:
* [5745]golden:
* [5746]golf-ball printer:
* [5747]gonk:
* [5748]gonkulator:
* [5749]gonzo:
* [5750]Good Thing:
* [5751]gopher:
* [5752]gopher hole:
* [5753]gorets:
* [5754]gorilla arm:
* [5755]gorp:
* [5756]GOSMACS:
* [5757]Gosperism:
* [5758]gotcha:
* [5759]GPL:
* [5760]GPV:
* [5761]grault:
* [5762]gray goo:
* [5763]Great Renaming:
* [5764]Great Runes:
* [5765]Great Worm:
* [5766]great-wall:
* [5767]Green Book:
* [5768]green bytes:
* [5769]green card:
* [5770]green lightning:
* [5771]green machine:
* [5772]Green's Theorem:
* [5773]greenbar:
* [5774]grep:
* [5775]gribble:
* [5776]grilf:
* [5777]grind:
* [5778]grind crank:
* [5779]gripenet:
* [5780]gritch:
* [5781]grok:
* [5782]gronk:
* [5783]gronk out:
* [5784]gronked:
* [5785]grovel:
* [5786]grue:
* [5787]grunge:
* [5788]gubbish:
* [5789]Guido:
* [5790]guiltware:
* [5791]gumby:
* [5792]gun:
* [5793]gunch:
* [5794]gunpowder chicken:
* [5795]gurfle:
* [5796]guru:
* [5797]guru meditation:
* [5798]gweep:
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Node:G, Next:[5799]g-file, Previous:[5800]fuzzball, Up:[5801]= G =
G pref.,suff.
[SI] See [5802]quantifiers.
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Node:g-file, Next:[5803]gabriel, Previous:[5804]G, Up:[5805]= G =
g-file n.
[Commodore BBS culture] Any file that is written with the intention of
being read by a human rather than a machine, such as the Jargon File,
documentation, humor files, hacker lore, and technical materials.
This term survives from the nearly forgotten Commodore 64 underground
and BBS community. In the early 80s, C-Net had emerged as the most
popular C64 BBS software for systems which encouraged messaging (as
opposed to file transfer). There were three main options for files:
Program files (p-files), which served the same function as `doors' in
today's systems, UD files (the user upload/download section), and
g-files. Anything that was meant to be read was included in g-files.
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Node:gabriel, Next:[5806]gag, Previous:[5807]g-file, Up:[5808]= G =
gabriel /gay'bree-*l/ n.
[for Dick Gabriel, SAIL LISP hacker and volleyball fanatic] An
unnecessary (in the opinion of the opponent) stalling tactic, e.g.,
tying one's shoelaces or combing one's hair repeatedly, asking the
time, etc. Also used to refer to the perpetrator of such tactics.
Also, `pulling a Gabriel', `Gabriel mode'.
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Node:gag, Next:[5809]gang bang, Previous:[5810]gabriel, Up:[5811]= G =
gag vi.
Equivalent to [5812]choke, but connotes more disgust. "Hey, this is
FORTRAN code. No wonder the C compiler gagged." See also [5813]barf.
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Node:gang bang, Next:[5814]garbage collect, Previous:[5815]gag,
Up:[5816]= G =
gang bang n.
The use of large numbers of loosely coupled programmers in an attempt
to wedge a great many features into a product in a short time. Though
there have been memorable gang bangs (e.g., that over-the-weekend
assembler port mentioned in Steven Levy's "Hackers"), most are
perpetrated by large companies trying to meet deadlines; the
inevitable result is enormous buggy masses of code entirely lacking in
[5817]orthogonality. When market-driven managers make a list of all
the features the competition has and assign one programmer to
implement each, the probability of maintaining a coherent (or even
functional) design goes infinitesimal. See also [5818]firefighting,
[5819]Mongolian Hordes technique, [5820]Conway's Law.
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Node:garbage collect, Next:[5821]garply, Previous:[5822]gang bang,
Up:[5823]= G =
garbage collect vi.
(also `garbage collection', n.) See [5824]GC.
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Node:garply, Next:[5825]gas, Previous:[5826]garbage collect,
Up:[5827]= G =
garply /gar'plee/ n.
[Stanford] Another metasyntactic variable (see [5828]foo); once
popular among SAIL hackers.
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Node:gas, Next:[5829]gaseous, Previous:[5830]garply, Up:[5831]= G =
gas
[as in `gas chamber'] 1. interj. A term of disgust and hatred,
implying that gas should be dispensed in generous quantities, thereby
exterminating the source of irritation. "Some loser just reloaded the
system for no reason! Gas!" 2. interj. A suggestion that someone or
something ought to be flushed out of mercy. "The system's getting
[5832]wedged every few minutes. Gas!" 3. vt. To [5833]flush (sense 1).
"You should gas that old crufty software." 4. [IBM] n. Dead space in
nonsequentially organized files that was occupied by data that has
since been deleted; the compression operation that removes it is
called `degassing' (by analogy, perhaps, with the use of the same term
in vacuum technology). 5. [IBM] n. Empty space on a disk that has been
clandestinely allocated against future need.
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Node:gaseous, Next:[5834]Gates's Law, Previous:[5835]gas, Up:[5836]= G
=
gaseous adj.
Deserving of being [5837]gassed. Disseminated by Geoff Goodfellow
while at SRI; became particularly popular after the Moscone-Milk
killings in San Francisco, when it was learned that the defendant Dan
White (a politician who had supported Proposition 7) would get the gas
chamber under Proposition 7 if convicted of first-degree murder (he
was eventually convicted of manslaughter).
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Node:Gates's Law, Next:[5838]gawble, Previous:[5839]gaseous,
Up:[5840]= G =
Gates's Law
"The speed of software halves every 18 months." This oft-cited law is
an ironic comment on the tendency of software bloat to outpace the
every-18-month doubling in hardware caopacity per dollar predicted by
[5841]Moore's Law. The reference is to Bill Gates; Microsoft is widely
considered among the worst if not the worst of the perpetrators of
bloat.
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Node:gawble, Next:[5842]GC, Previous:[5843]Gates's Law, Up:[5844]= G =
gawble /gaw'bl/ n.
See [5845]chawmp.
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Node:GC, Next:[5846]GCOS, Previous:[5847]gawble, Up:[5848]= G =
GC /G-C/
[from LISP terminology; `Garbage Collect'] 1. vt. To clean up and
throw away useless things. "I think I'll GC the top of my desk today."
When said of files, this is equivalent to [5849]GFR. 2. vt. To
recycle, reclaim, or put to another use. 3. n. An instantiation of the
garbage collector process.
`Garbage collection' is computer-science techspeak for a particular
class of strategies for dynamically but transparently reallocating
computer memory (i.e., without requiring explicit allocation and
deallocation by higher-level software). One such strategy involves
periodically scanning all the data in memory and determining what is
no longer accessible; useless data items are then discarded so that
the memory they occupy can be recycled and used for another purpose.
Implementations of the LISP language usually use garbage collection.
In jargon, the full phrase is sometimes heard but the [5850]abbrev GC
is more frequently used because it is shorter. Note that there is an
ambiguity in usage that has to be resolved by context: "I'm going to
garbage-collect my desk" usually means to clean out the drawers, but
it could also mean to throw away or recycle the desk itself.
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Node:GCOS, Next:[5851]GECOS, Previous:[5852]GC, Up:[5853]= G =
GCOS /jee'kohs/ n.
A [5854]quick-and-dirty [5855]clone of System/360 DOS that emerged
from GE around 1970; originally called GECOS (the General Electric
Comprehensive Operating System). Later kluged to support primitive
timesharing and transaction processing. After the buyout of GE's
computer division by Honeywell, the name was changed to General
Comprehensive Operating System (GCOS). Other OS groups at Honeywell
began referring to it as `God's Chosen Operating System', allegedly in
reaction to the GCOS crowd's uninformed and snotty attitude about the
superiority of their product. All this might be of zero interest,
except for two facts: (1) The GCOS people won the political war, and
this led in the orphaning and eventual death of Honeywell
[5856]Multics, and (2) GECOS/GCOS left one permanent mark on Unix.
Some early Unix systems at Bell Labs used GCOS machines for print
spooling and various other services; the field added to /etc/passwd to
carry GCOS ID information was called the `GECOS field' and survives
today as the pw_gecos member used for the user's full name and other
human-ID information. GCOS later played a major role in keeping
Honeywell a dismal also-ran in the mainframe market, and was itself
mostly ditched for Unix in the late 1980s when Honeywell began to
retire its aging [5857]big iron designs.
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Node:GECOS, Next:[5858]gedanken, Previous:[5859]GCOS, Up:[5860]= G =
GECOS /jee'kohs/ n.
See [5861]GCOS.
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Node:gedanken, Next:[5862]geef, Previous:[5863]GECOS, Up:[5864]= G =
gedanken /g*-dahn'kn/ adj.
Ungrounded; impractical; not well-thought-out; untried; untested.
`Gedanken' is a German word for `thought'. A thought experiment is one
you carry out in your head. In physics, the term `gedanken experiment'
is used to refer to an experiment that is impractical to carry out,
but useful to consider because it can be reasoned about theoretically.
(A classic gedanken experiment of relativity theory involves thinking
about a man in an elevator accelerating through space.) Gedanken
experiments are very useful in physics, but must be used with care.
It's too easy to idealize away some important aspect of the real world
in constructing the `apparatus'.
Among hackers, accordingly, the word has a pejorative connotation. It
is typically used of a project, especially one in artificial
intelligence research, that is written up in grand detail (typically
as a Ph.D. thesis) without ever being implemented to any great extent.
Such a project is usually perpetrated by people who aren't very good
hackers or find programming distasteful or are just in a hurry. A
`gedanken thesis' is usually marked by an obvious lack of intuition
about what is programmable and what is not, and about what does and
does not constitute a clear specification of an algorithm. See also
[5865]AI-complete, [5866]DWIM.
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Node:geef, Next:[5867]geek code, Previous:[5868]gedanken, Up:[5869]= G
=
geef v.
[ostensibly from `gefingerpoken'] vt. Syn. [5870]mung. See also
[5871]blinkenlights.
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Node:geek code, Next:[5872]geek out, Previous:[5873]geef, Up:[5874]= G
=
geek code n.
(also "Code of the Geeks"). A set of codes commonly used in [5875]sig
blocks to broadcast the interests, skills, and aspirations of the
poster. Features a G at the left margin followed by numerous letter
codes, often suffixed with plusses or minuses. Because many net users
are involved in computer science, the most common prefix is `GCS'. To
see a copy of the current code, browse [5876]http://www.geekcode.com.
Here is a sample geek code (that of Robert Hayden, the code's
inventor) from that page:
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GED/J d-- s:++>: a- C++(++++)$ ULUO++ P+>+++ L++ !E---- W+(---) N+++
o+ K+++ w+(---) O- M+$>++ V-- PS++(+++)>$ PE++(+)>$ Y++ PGP++ t- 5+++
X++ R+++>$ tv+ b+ DI+++ D+++ G+++++>$ e++$>++++ h r-- y+**
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
The geek code originated in 1993; it was inspired (according to the
inventor) by previous "bear", "smurf" and "twink"
style-and-sexual-preference codes from lesbian and gay
[5877]newsgroups. It has in turn spawned imitators; there is now even
a "Saturn geek code" for owners of the Saturn car. See also
[5878]computer geek.
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Node:geek out, Next:[5879]gen, Previous:[5880]geek code, Up:[5881]= G
=
geek out vi.
To temporarily enter techno-nerd mode while in a non-hackish context,
for example at parties held near computer equipment. Especially used
when you need to do or say something highly technical and don't have
time to explain: "Pardon me while I geek out for a moment." See
[5882]computer geek; see also [5883]propeller head.
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Node:gen, Next:[5884]gender mender, Previous:[5885]geek out,
Up:[5886]= G =
gen /jen/ n.,v.
Short for [5887]generate, used frequently in both spoken and written
contexts.
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Node:gender mender, Next:[5888]General Public Virus,
Previous:[5889]gen, Up:[5890]= G =
gender mender n.
[common] A cable connector shell with either two male or two female
connectors on it, used to correct the mismatches that result when some
[5891]loser didn't understand the RS232C specification and the
distinction between DTE and DCE. Used esp. for RS-232C parts in either
the original D-25 or the IBM PC's bogus D-9 format. Also called
`gender bender', `gender blender', `sex changer', and even `homosexual
adapter;' however, there appears to be some confusion as to whether a
`male homosexual adapter' has pins on both sides (is doubly male) or
sockets on both sides (connects two males).
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Node:General Public Virus, Next:[5892]generate, Previous:[5893]gender
mender, Up:[5894]= G =
General Public Virus n.
Pejorative name for some versions of the [5895]GNU project
[5896]copyleft or General Public License (GPL), which requires that
any tools or [5897]apps incorporating copylefted code must be
source-distributed on the same anti-proprietary terms as GNU stuff.
Thus it is alleged that the copyleft `infects' software generated with
GNU tools, which may in turn infect other software that reuses any of
its code. The Free Software Foundation's official position as of
January 1991 is that copyright law limits the scope of the GPL to
"programs textually incorporating significant amounts of GNU code",
and that the `infection' is not passed on to third parties unless
actual GNU source is transmitted. Nevertheless, widespread suspicion
that the [5898]copyleft language is `boobytrapped' has caused many
developers to avoid using GNU tools and the GPL. Changes in the
language of the version 2.0 GPL did not eliminate this problem.
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Node:generate, Next:[5899]Genius From Mars Technique,
Previous:[5900]General Public Virus, Up:[5901]= G =
generate vt.
To produce something according to an algorithm or program or set of
rules, or as a (possibly unintended) side effect of the execution of
an algorithm or program. The opposite of [5902]parse. This term
retains its mechanistic connotations (though often humorously) when
used of human behavior. "The guy is rational most of the time, but
mention nuclear energy around him and he'll generate [5903]infinite
flamage."
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Node:Genius From Mars Technique, Next:[5904]gensym,
Previous:[5905]generate, Up:[5906]= G =
Genius From Mars Technique n.
[TMRC] A visionary quality which enables one to ignore the standard
approach and come up with a totally unexpected new algorithm. An
attack on a problem from an offbeat angle that no one has ever thought
of before, but that in retrospect makes total sense. Compare
[5907]grok, [5908]zen.
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Node:gensym, Next:[5909]Get a life!, Previous:[5910]Genius From Mars
Technique, Up:[5911]= G =
gensym /jen'sim/
[from MacLISP for `generated symbol'] 1. v. To invent a new name for
something temporary, in such a way that the name is almost certainly
not in conflict with one already in use. 2. n. The resulting name. The
canonical form of a gensym is `Gnnnn' where nnnn represents a number;
any LISP hacker would recognize G0093 (for example) as a gensym. 3. A
freshly generated data structure with a gensymmed name. Gensymmed
names are useful for storing or uniquely identifying crufties (see
[5912]cruft).
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Node:Get a life!, Next:[5913]Get a real computer!,
Previous:[5914]gensym, Up:[5915]= G =
Get a life! imp.
Hacker-standard way of suggesting that the person to whom it is
directed has succumbed to terminal geekdom (see [5916]computer geek).
Often heard on [5917]Usenet, esp. as a way of suggesting that the
target is taking some obscure issue of [5918]theology too seriously.
This exhortation was popularized by William Shatner on a 1987
"Saturday Night Live" episode in a speech that ended "Get a life!",
but some respondents believe it to have been in use before then. It
was certainly in wide use among hackers for years before achieving
mainstream currency via the sitcom "Get A Life" in 1990.
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Node:Get a real computer!, Next:[5919]GFR, Previous:[5920]Get a life!,
Up:[5921]= G =
Get a real computer! imp.
Typical hacker response to news that somebody is having trouble
getting work done on a system that (a) is single-tasking, (b) has no
hard disk, or (c) has an address space smaller than 16 megabytes. This
is as of early 1996; note that the threshold for `real computer' rises
with time. See [5922]bitty box and [5923]toy.
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Node:GFR, Next:[5924]gib, Previous:[5925]Get a real computer!,
Up:[5926]= G =
GFR /G-F-R/ vt.
[ITS: from `Grim File Reaper', an ITS and LISP Machine utility] To
remove a file or files according to some program-automated or
semi-automatic manual procedure, especially one designed to reclaim
mass storage space or reduce name-space clutter (the original GFR
actually moved files to tape). Often generalized to pieces of data
below file level. "I used to have his phone number, but I guess I
[5927]GFRed it." See also [5928]prowler, [5929]reaper. Compare
[5930]GC, which discards only provably worthless stuff.
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Node:gib, Next:[5931]GIFs at 11, Previous:[5932]GFR, Up:[5933]= G =
gib /jib/
1. vi. To destroy utterly. Like [5934]frag, but much more violent and
final. "There's no trace left. You definitely gibbed that bug". 2. n.
Remnants after total obliteration.
Originated first by id software in the game Quake. It's short for
giblets (thus pronounced "jib"), and referred to the bloody remains of
slain opponents. Eventually the word was verbed, and leaked into
general usage afterward.
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Node:GIFs at 11, Next:[5935]gig, Previous:[5936]gib, Up:[5937]= G =
GIFs at 11
[Fidonet] Fidonet alternative to [5938]film at 11, especially in
echoes (Fidonet topic areas) where uuencoded GIFs are permitted. Other
formats, especially JPEG and MPEG, may be referenced instead.
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Node:gig, Next:[5939]giga-, Previous:[5940]GIFs at 11, Up:[5941]= G =
gig /jig/ or /gig/ n.
[SI] See [5942]quantifiers.
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Node:giga-, Next:[5943]GIGO, Previous:[5944]gig, Up:[5945]= G =
giga- /ji'ga/ or /gi'ga/ pref.
[SI] See [5946]quantifiers.
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Node:GIGO, Next:[5947]gilley, Previous:[5948]giga-, Up:[5949]= G =
GIGO /gi:'goh/ [acronym]
1. `Garbage In, Garbage Out' -- usually said in response to
[5950]lusers who complain that a program didn't "do the right thing"
when given imperfect input or otherwise mistreated in some way. Also
commonly used to describe failures in human decision making due to
faulty, incomplete, or imprecise data. 2. `Garbage In, Gospel Out':
this more recent expansion is a sardonic comment on the tendency human
beings have to put excessive trust in `computerized' data.
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Node:gilley, Next:[5951]gillion, Previous:[5952]GIGO, Up:[5953]= G =
gilley n.
[Usenet] The unit of analogical [5954]bogosity. According to its
originator, the standard for one gilley was "the act of
bogotoficiously comparing the shutting down of 1000 machines for a day
with the killing of one person". The milligilley has been found to
suffice for most normal conversational exchanges.
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Node:gillion, Next:[5955]ginger, Previous:[5956]gilley, Up:[5957]= G =
gillion /gil'y*n/ or /jil'y*n/ n.
[formed from [5958]giga- by analogy with mega/million and
tera/trillion] 10^9. Same as an American billion or a British
`milliard'. How one pronounces this depends on whether one speaks
[5959]giga- with a hard or soft `g'.
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Node:ginger, Next:[5960]GIPS, Previous:[5961]gillion, Up:[5962]= G =
ginger n.
See [5963]saga.
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Node:GIPS, Next:[5964]glark, Previous:[5965]ginger, Up:[5966]= G =
GIPS /gips/ or /jips/ n.
[analogy with [5967]MIPS] Giga-Instructions per Second (also possibly
`Gillions of Instructions per Second'; see [5968]gillion). In 1991,
this is used of only a handful of highly parallel machines, but this
is expected to change. Compare [5969]KIPS.
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Node:glark, Next:[5970]glass, Previous:[5971]GIPS, Up:[5972]= G =
glark /glark/ vt.
To figure something out from context. "The System III manuals are
pretty poor, but you can generally glark the meaning from context."
Interestingly, the word was originally `glork'; the context was "This
gubblick contains many nonsklarkish English flutzpahs, but the overall
pluggandisp can be glorked [sic] from context" (David Moser, quoted by
Douglas Hofstadter in his "Metamagical Themas" column in the January
1981 "Scientific American"). It is conjectured that hacker usage
mutated the verb to `glark' because [5973]glork was already an
established jargon term (some hackers do report using the original
term). Compare [5974]grok, [5975]zen.
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Node:glass, Next:[5976]glass tty, Previous:[5977]glark, Up:[5978]= G =
glass n.
[IBM] Synonym for [5979]silicon.
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Node:glass tty, Next:[5980]glassfet, Previous:[5981]glass, Up:[5982]=
G =
glass tty /glas T-T-Y/ or /glas ti'tee/ n.
A terminal that has a display screen but which, because of hardware or
software limitations, behaves like a teletype or some other printing
terminal, thereby combining the disadvantages of both: like a printing
terminal, it can't do fancy display hacks, and like a display
terminal, it doesn't produce hard copy. An example is the early `dumb'
version of Lear-Siegler ADM 3 (without cursor control). See
[5983]tube, [5984]tty; compare [5985]dumb terminal, [5986]smart
terminal. See "[5987]TV Typewriters" (Appendix A) for an interesting
true story about a glass tty.
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Node:glassfet, Next:[5988]glitch, Previous:[5989]glass tty, Up:[5990]=
G =
glassfet /glas'fet/ n.
[by analogy with MOSFET, the acronym for `Metal-Oxide-Semiconductor
Field-Effect Transistor'] Syn. [5991]firebottle, a humorous way to
refer to a vacuum tube.
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Node:glitch, Next:[5992]glob, Previous:[5993]glassfet, Up:[5994]= G =
glitch /glich/
[very common; from German `glitschig' to slip, via Yiddish `glitshen',
to slide or skid] 1. n. A sudden interruption in electric service,
sanity, continuity, or program function. Sometimes recoverable. An
interruption in electric service is specifically called a `power
glitch' (also [5995]power hit), of grave concern because it usually
crashes all the computers. In jargon, though, a hacker who got to the
middle of a sentence and then forgot how he or she intended to
complete it might say, "Sorry, I just glitched". 2. vi. To commit a
glitch. See [5996]gritch. 3. vt. [Stanford] To scroll a display
screen, esp. several lines at a time. [5997]WAITS terminals used to do
this in order to avoid continuous scrolling, which is distracting to
the eye. 4. obs. Same as [5998]magic cookie, sense 2.
All these uses of `glitch' derive from the specific technical meaning
the term has in the electronic hardware world, where it is now
techspeak. A glitch can occur when the inputs of a circuit change, and
the outputs change to some [5999]random value for some very brief time
before they settle down to the correct value. If another circuit
inspects the output at just the wrong time, reading the random value,
the results can be very wrong and very hard to debug (a glitch is one
of many causes of electronic [6000]heisenbugs).
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Node:glob, Next:[6001]glork, Previous:[6002]glitch, Up:[6003]= G =
glob /glob/, not /glohb/ v.,n.
[Unix; common] To expand special characters in a wildcarded name, or
the act of so doing (the action is also called `globbing'). The Unix
conventions for filename wildcarding have become sufficiently
pervasive that many hackers use some of them in written English,
especially in email or news on technical topics. Those commonly
encountered include the following:
*
wildcard for any string (see also [6004]UN*X)
?
wildcard for any single character (generally read this way only
at the beginning or in the middle of a word)
[]
delimits a wildcard matching any of the enclosed characters
{}
alternation of comma-separated alternatives; thus,
`foo{baz,qux}' would be read as `foobaz' or `fooqux'
Some examples: "He said his name was [KC]arl" (expresses ambiguity).
"I don't read talk.politics.*" (any of the talk.politics subgroups on
[6005]Usenet). Other examples are given under the entry for [6006]X.
Note that glob patterns are similar, but not identical, to those used
in [6007]regexps.
Historical note: The jargon usage derives from glob, the name of a
subprogram that expanded wildcards in archaic pre-Bourne versions of
the Unix shell.
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Node:glork, Next:[6008]glue, Previous:[6009]glob, Up:[6010]= G =
glork /glork/
1. interj. Term of mild surprise, usually tinged with outrage, as when
one attempts to save the results of two hours of editing and finds
that the system has just crashed. 2. Used as a name for just about
anything. See [6011]foo. 3. vt. Similar to [6012]glitch, but usually
used reflexively. "My program just glorked itself." 4. Syn. for
[6013]glark, which see.
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Node:glue, Next:[6014]gnarly, Previous:[6015]glork, Up:[6016]= G =
glue n.
Generic term for any interface logic or protocol that connects two
component blocks. For example, [6017]Blue Glue is IBM's SNA protocol,
and hardware designers call anything used to connect large VLSI's or
circuit blocks `glue logic'.
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Node:gnarly, Next:[6018]GNU, Previous:[6019]glue, Up:[6020]= G =
gnarly /nar'lee/ adj.
Both [6021]obscure and [6022]hairy (sense 1). "[6023]Yow! -- the tuned
assembler implementation of BitBlt is really gnarly!" From a similar
but less specific usage in surfer slang.
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Node:GNU, Next:[6024]gnubie, Previous:[6025]gnarly, Up:[6026]= G =
GNU /gnoo/, not /noo/
1. [acronym: `GNU's Not Unix!', see [6027]recursive acronym] A
Unix-workalike development effort of the Free Software Foundation
headed by Richard Stallman [6028]. GNU EMACS and the GNU
C compiler, two tools designed for this project, have become very
popular in hackerdom and elsewhere. The GNU project was designed
partly to proselytize for RMS's position that information is community
property and all software source should be shared. One of its slogans
is "Help stamp out software hoarding!" Though this remains
controversial (because it implicitly denies any right of designers to
own, assign, and sell the results of their labors), many hackers who
disagree with RMS have nevertheless cooperated to produce large
amounts of high-quality software for free redistribution under the
Free Software Foundation's imprimatur. The GNU project has a web page
at [6029]http://www.gnu.org. See [6030]EMACS, [6031]copyleft,
[6032]General Public Virus, [6033]Linux. 2. Noted Unix hacker John
Gilmore [6034], founder of Usenet's anarchic alt.*
hierarchy.
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Node:gnubie, Next:[6035]GNUMACS, Previous:[6036]GNU, Up:[6037]= G =
gnubie /noo'bee/ n.
Written-only variant of [6038]newbie in common use on IRC channels,
which implies specifically someone who is new to the Linux/open
source/free software world.
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Node:GNUMACS, Next:[6039]go flatline, Previous:[6040]gnubie,
Up:[6041]= G =
GNUMACS /gnoo'maks/ n.
[contraction of `GNU EMACS'] Often-heard abbreviated name for the
[6042]GNU project's flagship tool, [6043]EMACS. Used esp. in contrast
with GOSMACS.
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Node:go flatline, Next:[6044]go root, Previous:[6045]GNUMACS,
Up:[6046]= G =
go flatline v.
[from cyberpunk SF, refers to flattening of EEG traces upon
brain-death] (also adjectival `flatlined'). 1. To [6047]die,
terminate, or fail, esp. irreversibly. In hacker parlance, this is
used of machines only, human death being considered somewhat too
serious a matter to employ jargon-jokes about. 2. To go completely
quiescent; said of machines undergoing controlled shutdown. "You can
suffer file damage if you shut down Unix but power off before the
system has gone flatline." 3. Of a video tube, to fail by losing
vertical scan, so all one sees is a bright horizontal line bisecting
the screen.
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Node:go root, Next:[6048]go-faster stripes, Previous:[6049]go
flatline, Up:[6050]= G =
go root vi.
[Unix; common] To temporarily enter [6051]root mode in order to
perform a privileged operation. This use is deprecated in Australia,
where v. `root' is a synonym for "fuck".
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Node:go-faster stripes, Next:[6052]GoAT, Previous:[6053]go root,
Up:[6054]= G =
go-faster stripes n.
[UK] Syn. [6055]chrome. Mainstream in some parts of UK.
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Node:GoAT, Next:[6056]gobble, Previous:[6057]go-faster stripes,
Up:[6058]= G =
GoAT //
[Usenet] Abbreviation: "Go Away, Troll". See [6059]troll.
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Node:gobble, Next:[6060]Godwin's Law, Previous:[6061]GoAT, Up:[6062]=
G =
gobble vt.
1. To consume, usu. used with `up'. "The output spy gobbles characters
out of a [6063]tty output buffer." 2. To obtain, usu. used with
`down'. "I guess I'll gobble down a copy of the documentation
tomorrow." See also [6064]snarf.
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Node:Godwin's Law, Next:[6065]Godzillagram, Previous:[6066]gobble,
Up:[6067]= G =
Godwin's Law prov.
[Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a
comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a
tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over,
and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever
argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the
existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However
there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional
triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending
effects will be unsuccessful.
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Node:Godzillagram, Next:[6068]golden, Previous:[6069]Godwin's Law,
Up:[6070]= G =
Godzillagram /god-zil'*-gram/ n.
[from Japan's national hero] 1. A network packet that in theory is a
broadcast to every machine in the universe. The typical case is an IP
datagram whose destination IP address is [255.255.255.255].
Fortunately, few gateways are foolish enough to attempt to implement
this case! 2. A network packet of maximum size. An IP Godzillagram has
65,536 octets. Compare [6071]super source quench, [6072]Christmas tree
packet, [6073]martian.
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Node:golden, Next:[6074]golf-ball printer,
Previous:[6075]Godzillagram, Up:[6076]= G =
golden adj.
[prob. from folklore's `golden egg'] When used to describe a magnetic
medium (e.g., `golden disk', `golden tape'), describes one containing
a tested, up-to-spec, ready-to-ship software version. Compare
[6077]platinum-iridium.
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Node:golf-ball printer, Next:[6078]gonk, Previous:[6079]golden,
Up:[6080]= G =
golf-ball printer n. obs.
The IBM 2741, a slow but letter-quality printing device and terminal
based on the IBM Selectric typewriter. The `golf ball' was a little
spherical frob bearing reversed embossed images of 88 different
characters arranged on four parallels of latitude; one could change
the font by swapping in a different golf ball. The print element spun
and jerked alarmingly in action and when in motion was sometimes
described as an `infuriated golf ball'. This was the technology that
enabled APL to use a non-EBCDIC, non-ASCII, and in fact completely
non-standard character set. This put it 10 years ahead of its time --
where it stayed, firmly rooted, for the next 20, until character
displays gave way to programmable bit-mapped devices with the
flexibility to support other character sets.
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Node:gonk, Next:[6081]gonkulator, Previous:[6082]golf-ball printer,
Up:[6083]= G =
gonk /gonk/ vi.,n.
1. To prevaricate or to embellish the truth beyond any reasonable
recognition. In German the term is (mythically) `gonken'; in Spanish
the verb becomes `gonkar'. "You're gonking me. That story you just
told me is a bunch of gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mich"
(You're pulling my leg). See also [6084]gonkulator. 2. [British] To
grab some sleep at an odd time; compare [6085]gronk out.
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Node:gonkulator, Next:[6086]gonzo, Previous:[6087]gonk, Up:[6088]= G =
gonkulator /gon'kyoo-lay-tr/ n.
[common; from the 1960s "Hogan's Heroes" TV series] A pretentious
piece of equipment that actually serves no useful purpose. Usually
used to describe one's least favorite piece of computer hardware. See
[6089]gonk.
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Node:gonzo, Next:[6090]Good Thing, Previous:[6091]gonkulator,
Up:[6092]= G =
gonzo /gon'zoh/ adj.
[from Hunter S. Thompson] 1. With total commitment, total
concentration, and a mad sort of panache. (Thompson's original sense.)
2. More loosely: Overwhelming; outrageous; over the top; very large,
esp. used of collections of source code, source files, or individual
functions. Has some of the connotations of [6093]moby and [6094]hairy,
but without the implication of obscurity or complexity.
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Node:Good Thing, Next:[6095]gopher, Previous:[6096]gonzo, Up:[6097]= G
=
Good Thing n.,adj.
[very common; often capitalized; always pronounced as if capitalized.]
1. Self-evidently wonderful to anyone in a position to notice: "A
language that manages dynamic memory automatically for you is a Good
Thing." 2. Something that can't possibly have any ill side-effects and
may save considerable grief later: "Removing the self-modifying code
from that shared library would be a Good Thing." 3. When said of
software tools or libraries, as in "YACC is a Good Thing",
specifically connotes that the thing has drastically reduced a
programmer's work load. Oppose [6098]Bad Thing.
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Node:gopher, Next:[6099]gopher hole, Previous:[6100]Good Thing,
Up:[6101]= G =
gopher n.
A type of Internet service first floated around 1991 and obsolesced
around 1995 by the World Wide Web. Gopher presents a menuing interface
to a tree or graph of links; the links can be to documents, runnable
programs, or other gopher menus arbitrarily far across the net.
Some claim that the gopher software, which was originally developed at
the University of Minnesota, was named after the Minnesota Gophers (a
sports team). Others claim the word derives from American slang
`gofer' (from "go for", dialectal "go fer"), one whose job is to run
and fetch things. Finally, observe that gophers dig long tunnels, and
the idea of tunneling through the net to find information was a
defining metaphor for the developers. Probably all three things were
true, but with the first two coming first and the gopher-tunnel
metaphor serendipitously adding flavor and impetus to the project as
it developed out of its concept stage.
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Node:gopher hole, Next:[6102]gorets, Previous:[6103]gopher, Up:[6104]=
G =
gopher hole n.
1. Any access to a [6105]gopher. 2. [Amateur Packet Radio] The
terrestrial analog of a [6106]wormhole (sense 2), from which this term
was coined. A gopher hole links two amateur packet relays through some
non-ham radio medium.
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Node:gorets, Next:[6107]gorilla arm, Previous:[6108]gopher hole,
Up:[6109]= G =
gorets /gor'ets/ n.
The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found esp. on the
Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to
redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar
way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final. [A
correspondent from the Former Soviet Union informs me that `gorets' is
Russian for `mountain dweller'. Another from France informs me that
`goret' is archaic French for a young pig --ESR] Compare [6110]frink.
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Node:gorilla arm, Next:[6111]gorp, Previous:[6112]gorets, Up:[6113]= G
=
gorilla arm n.
The side-effect that destroyed touch-screens as a mainstream input
technology despite a promising start in the early 1980s. It seems the
designers of all those [6114]spiffy touch-menu systems failed to
notice that humans aren't designed to hold their arms in front of
their faces making small motions. After more than a very few
selections, the arm begins to feel sore, cramped, and oversized -- the
operator looks like a gorilla while using the touch screen and feels
like one afterwards. This is now considered a classic cautionary tale
to human-factors designers; "Remember the gorilla arm!" is shorthand
for "How is this going to fly in real use?".
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Node:gorp, Next:[6115]GOSMACS, Previous:[6116]gorilla arm, Up:[6117]=
G =
gorp /gorp/ n.
[CMU: perhaps from the canonical hiker's food, Good Old Raisins and
Peanuts] Another [6118]metasyntactic variable, like [6119]foo and
[6120]bar.
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Node:GOSMACS, Next:[6121]Gosperism, Previous:[6122]gorp, Up:[6123]= G
=
GOSMACS /goz'maks/ n.
[contraction of `Gosling EMACS'] The first [6124]EMACS-in-C
implementation, predating but now largely eclipsed by [6125]GNUMACS.
Originally freeware; a commercial version was modestly popular as
`UniPress EMACS' during the 1980s. The author, James Gosling, went on
to invent [6126]NeWS and the programming language Java; the latter
earned him [6127]demigod status.
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Node:Gosperism, Next:[6128]gotcha, Previous:[6129]GOSMACS, Up:[6130]=
G =
Gosperism /gos'p*r-izm/ n.
A hack, invention, or saying due to [6131]elder days arch-hacker R.
William (Bill) Gosper. This notion merits its own term because there
are so many of them. Many of the entries in [6132]HAKMEM are
Gosperisms; see also [6133]life.
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Node:gotcha, Next:[6134]GPL, Previous:[6135]Gosperism, Up:[6136]= G =
gotcha n.
A [6137]misfeature of a system, especially a programming language or
environment, that tends to breed bugs or mistakes because it both
enticingly easy to invoke and completely unexpected and/or
unreasonable in its outcome. For example, a classic gotcha in [6138]C
is the fact that if (a=b) {code;} is syntactically valid and sometimes
even correct. It puts the value of b into a and then executes code if
a is non-zero. What the programmer probably meant was if (a==b)
{code;}, which executes code if a and b are equal.
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Node:GPL, Next:[6139]GPV, Previous:[6140]gotcha, Up:[6141]= G =
GPL /G-P-L/ n.
Abbreviation for `General Public License' in widespread use; see
[6142]copyleft, [6143]General Public Virus. Often mis-expanded as `GNU
Public License'.
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Node:GPV, Next:[6144]grault, Previous:[6145]GPL, Up:[6146]= G =
GPV /G-P-V/ n.
Abbrev. for [6147]General Public Virus in widespread use.
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Node:grault, Next:[6148]gray goo, Previous:[6149]GPV, Up:[6150]= G =
grault /grawlt/ n.
Yet another [6151]metasyntactic variable, invented by Mike Gallaher
and propagated by the [6152]GOSMACS documentation. See [6153]corge.
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Node:gray goo, Next:[6154]Great Renaming, Previous:[6155]grault,
Up:[6156]= G =
gray goo n.
A hypothetical substance composed of [6157]sagans of sub-micron-sized
self-replicating robots programmed to make copies of themselves out of
whatever is available. The image that goes with the term is one of the
entire biosphere of Earth being eventually converted to robot goo.
This is the simplest of the [6158]nanotechnology disaster scenarios,
easily refuted by arguments from energy requirements and elemental
abundances. Compare [6159]blue goo.
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Node:Great Renaming, Next:[6160]Great Runes, Previous:[6161]gray goo,
Up:[6162]= G =
Great Renaming n.
The [6163]flag day in 1987 on which all of the non-local groups on the
[6164]Usenet had their names changed from the net.- format to the
current multiple-hierarchies scheme. Used esp. in discussing the
history of newsgroup names. "The oldest sources group is
comp.sources.misc; before the Great Renaming, it was net.sources."
There is a [6165]Great Renaming FAQ on the Web.
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Node:Great Runes, Next:[6166]Great Worm, Previous:[6167]Great
Renaming, Up:[6168]= G =
Great Runes n.
Uppercase-only text or display messages. Some archaic operating
systems still emit these. See also [6169]runes, [6170]smash case,
[6171]fold case.
There is a widespread legend (repeated by earlier versions of this
entry, though tagged as folklore) that the uppercase-only support of
various old character codes and I/O equipment was chosen by a
religious person in a position of power at the Teletype Company
because supporting both upper and lower cases was too expensive and
supporting lower case only would have made it impossible to spell
`God' correctly. Not true; the upper-case interpretation of
teleprinter codes was well established by 1870, long before Teletype
was even founded.
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Node:Great Worm, Next:[6172]great-wall, Previous:[6173]Great Runes,
Up:[6174]= G =
Great Worm n.
The 1988 Internet [6175]worm perpetrated by [6176]RTM. This is a play
on Tolkien (compare [6177]elvish, [6178]elder days). In the fantasy
history of his Middle Earth books, there were dragons powerful enough
to lay waste to entire regions; two of these (Scatha and Glaurung)
were known as "the Great Worms". This usage expresses the connotation
that the RTM crack was a sort of devastating watershed event in hacker
history; certainly it did more to make non-hackers nervous about the
Internet than anything before or since.
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Node:great-wall, Next:[6179]Green Book, Previous:[6180]Great Worm,
Up:[6181]= G =
great-wall vi.,n.
[from SF fandom] A mass expedition to an oriental restaurant, esp. one
where food is served family-style and shared. There is a common
heuristic about the amount of food to order, expressed as "Get N - 1
entrees"; the value of N, which is the number of people in the group,
can be inferred from context (see [6182]N). See [6183]oriental food,
[6184]ravs, [6185]stir-fried random.
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Node:Green Book, Next:[6186]green bytes, Previous:[6187]great-wall,
Up:[6188]= G =
Green Book n.
1. One of the three standard [6189]PostScript references: "PostScript
Language Program Design", bylined `Adobe Systems' (Addison-Wesley,
1988; QA76.73.P67P66 ISBN 0-201-14396-8); see also [6190]Red Book,
[6191]Blue Book, and the [6192]White Book (sense 2). 2. Informal name
for one of the three standard references on SmallTalk: "Smalltalk-80:
Bits of History, Words of Advice", by Glenn Krasner (Addison-Wesley,
1983; QA76.8.S635S58; ISBN 0-201-11669-3) (this, too, is associated
with blue and red books). 3. The "X/Open Compatibility Guide", which
defines an international standard [6193]Unix environment that is a
proper superset of POSIX/SVID; also includes descriptions of a
standard utility toolkit, systems administrations features, and the
like. This grimoire is taken with particular seriousness in Europe.
See [6194]Purple Book. 4. The IEEE 1003.1 POSIX Operating Systems
Interface standard has been dubbed "The Ugly Green Book". 5. Any of
the 1992 standards issued by the CCITT's tenth plenary assembly. These
include, among other things, the X.400 email standard and the Group 1
through 4 fax standards. See also [6195]book titles.
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Node:green bytes, Next:[6196]green card, Previous:[6197]Green Book,
Up:[6198]= G =
green bytes n.
(also `green words') 1. Meta-information embedded in a file, such as
the length of the file or its name; as opposed to keeping such
information in a separate description file or record. The term comes
from an IBM user's group meeting (ca. 1962) at which these two
approaches were being debated and the diagram of the file on the
blackboard had the `green bytes' drawn in green. 2. By extension, the
non-data bits in any self-describing format. "A GIF file contains,
among other things, green bytes describing the packing method for the
image." Compare [6199]out-of-band, [6200]zigamorph, [6201]fence (sense
1).
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Node:green card, Next:[6202]green lightning, Previous:[6203]green
bytes, Up:[6204]= G =
green card n.
[after the "IBM System/360 Reference Data" card] A summary of an
assembly language, even if the color is not green and not a card. Less
frequently used now because of the decrease in the use of assembly
language. "I'll go get my green card so I can check the addressing
mode for that instruction."
The original green card became a yellow card when the System/370 was
introduced, and later a yellow booklet. An anecdote from IBM refers to
a scene that took place in a programmers' terminal room at Yorktown in
1978. A [6205]luser overheard one of the programmers ask another "Do
you have a green card?" The other grunted and passed the first a thick
yellow booklet. At this point the luser turned a delicate shade of
olive and rapidly left the room, never to return.
In fall 2000 it was reported from Electronic Data Systems that the
green card for 370 machines has been a blue-green booklet since 1989.
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Node:green lightning, Next:[6206]green machine, Previous:[6207]green
card, Up:[6208]= G =
green lightning n.
[IBM] 1. Apparently random flashing streaks on the face of 3278-9
terminals while a new symbol set is being downloaded. This hardware
bug was left deliberately unfixed, as some genius within IBM suggested
it would let the user know that `something is happening'. That, it
certainly does. Later microprocessor-driven IBM color graphics
displays were actually programmed to produce green lightning! 2.
[proposed] Any bug perverted into an alleged feature by adroit
rationalization or marketing. "Motorola calls the CISC cruft in the
88000 architecture `compatibility logic', but I call it green
lightning". See also [6209]feature (sense 6).
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Node:green machine, Next:[6210]Green's Theorem, Previous:[6211]green
lightning, Up:[6212]= G =
green machine n.
A computer or peripheral device that has been designed and built to
military specifications for field equipment (that is, to withstand
mechanical shock, extremes of temperature and humidity, and so forth).
Comes from the olive-drab `uniform' paint used for military equipment.
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Node:Green's Theorem, Next:[6213]greenbar, Previous:[6214]green
machine, Up:[6215]= G =
Green's Theorem prov.
[TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least
one person who has not heard the story. A refinement of the theorem
states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than
one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story). [The name of this
theorem is a play on a fundamental theorem in calculus. --ESR]
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Node:greenbar, Next:[6216]grep, Previous:[6217]Green's Theorem,
Up:[6218]= G =
greenbar n.
A style of fanfolded continuous-feed paper with alternating green and
white bars on it, especially used in old-style line printers. This
slang almost certainly dates way back to mainframe days.
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Node:grep, Next:[6219]gribble, Previous:[6220]greenbar, Up:[6221]= G =
grep /grep/ vi.
[from the qed/ed editor idiom g/re/p, where re stands for a regular
expression, to Globally search for the Regular Expression and Print
the lines containing matches to it, via [6222]Unix grep(1)] To rapidly
scan a file or set of files looking for a particular string or pattern
(when browsing through a large set of files, one may speak of
`grepping around'). By extension, to look for something by pattern.
"Grep the bulletin board for the system backup schedule, would you?"
See also [6223]vgrep.
[It has also been alleged that the source is from the title of a paper
"A General Regular Expression Parser" -ESR]
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Node:gribble, Next:[6224]grilf, Previous:[6225]grep, Up:[6226]= G =
gribble n.
Random binary data rendered as unreadable text. Noise characters in a
data stream are displayed as gribble. Modems with mismatched bitrates
usually generate gribble (more specifically, [6227]baud barf). Dumping
a binary file to the screen is an excellent source of gribble, and (if
the bell/speaker is active) headaches.
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Node:grilf, Next:[6228]grind, Previous:[6229]gribble, Up:[6230]= G =
grilf // n.
Girlfriend. Like [6231]newsfroup and [6232]filk, a typo reincarnated
as a new word. Seems to have originated sometime in 1992 on
[6233]Usenet. [A friend tells me there was a Lloyd Biggle SF novel
"Watchers Of The Dark", in which alien species after species goes
insane and begins to chant "Grilf! Grilf!". A human detective
eventually determines that the word means "Liar!" I hope this has
nothing to do with the popularity of the Usenet term. --ESR]
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Node:grind, Next:[6234]grind crank, Previous:[6235]grilf, Up:[6236]= G
=
grind vt.
1. [MIT and Berkeley; now rare] To prettify hardcopy of code,
especially LISP code, by reindenting lines, printing keywords and
comments in distinct fonts (if available), etc. This usage was
associated with the MacLISP community and is now rare; prettyprint was
and is the generic term for such operations. 2. [Unix] To generate the
formatted version of a document from the [6237]nroff, [6238]troff,
[6239]TeX, or Scribe source. 3. [common] To run seemingly
interminably, esp. (but not necessarily) if performing some tedious
and inherently useless task. Similar to [6240]crunch or [6241]grovel.
Grinding has a connotation of using a lot of CPU time, but it is
possible to grind a disk, network, etc. See also [6242]hog. 4. To make
the whole system slow. "Troff really grinds a PDP-11." 5. `grind
grind' excl. Roughly, "Isn't the machine slow today!"
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Node:grind crank, Next:[6243]gripenet, Previous:[6244]grind,
Up:[6245]= G =
grind crank n. //
A mythical accessory to a terminal. A crank on the side of a monitor,
which when operated makes a zizzing noise and causes the computer to
run faster. Usually one does not refer to a grind crank out loud, but
merely makes the appropriate gesture and noise. See [6246]grind.
Historical note: At least one real machine actually had a grind crank
-- the R1, a research machine built toward the end of the days of the
great vacuum tube computers, in 1959. R1 (also known as `The Rice
Institute Computer' (TRIC) and later as `The Rice University Computer'
(TRUC)) had a single-step/free-run switch for use when debugging
programs. Since single-stepping through a large program was rather
tedious, there was also a crank with a cam and gear arrangement that
repeatedly pushed the single-step button. This allowed one to `crank'
through a lot of code, then slow down to single-step for a bit when
you got near the code of interest, poke at some registers using the
console typewriter, and then keep on cranking.
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Node:gripenet, Next:[6247]gritch, Previous:[6248]grind crank,
Up:[6249]= G =
gripenet n.
[IBM] A wry (and thoroughly unofficial) name for IBM's internal VNET
system, deriving from its common use by IBMers to voice pointed
criticism of IBM management that would be taboo in more formal
channels.
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Node:gritch, Next:[6250]grok, Previous:[6251]gripenet, Up:[6252]= G =
gritch /grich/
[MIT] 1. n. A complaint (often caused by a [6253]glitch). 2. vi. To
complain. Often verb-doubled: "Gritch gritch". 3. A synonym for
[6254]glitch (as verb or noun).
Interestingly, this word seems to have a separate history from
[6255]glitch, with which it is often confused. Back in the early
1960s, when `glitch' was strictly a hardware-tech's term of art, the
Burton House dorm at M.I.T. maintained a "Gritch Book", a blank
volume, into which the residents hand-wrote complaints, suggestions,
and witticisms. Previous years' volumes of this tradition were
maintained, dating back to antiquity. The word "gritch" was described
as a portmanteau of "gripe" and "bitch". Thus, sense 3 above is at
least historically incorrect.
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Node:grok, Next:[6256]gronk, Previous:[6257]gritch, Up:[6258]= G =
grok /grok/, var. /grohk/ vt.
[from the novel "Stranger in a Strange Land", by Robert A. Heinlein,
where it is a Martian word meaning literally `to drink' and
metaphorically `to be one with'] The emphatic form is `grok in
fullness'. 1. To understand, usually in a global sense. Connotes
intimate and exhaustive knowledge. Contrast [6259]zen, which is
similar supernal understanding experienced as a single brief flash.
See also [6260]glark. 2. Used of programs, may connote merely
sufficient understanding. "Almost all C compilers grok the void type
these days."
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Node:gronk, Next:[6261]gronk out, Previous:[6262]grok, Up:[6263]= G =
gronk /gronk/ vt.
[popularized by Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C." but the word
apparently predates that] 1. To clear the state of a wedged device and
restart it. More severe than `to [6264]frob' (sense 2). 2. [TMRC] To
cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable. 3. The sound made by many
3.5-inch diskette drives. In particular, the microfloppies on a
Commodore Amiga go "grink, gronk".
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Node:gronk out, Next:[6265]gronked, Previous:[6266]gronk, Up:[6267]= G
=
gronk out vi.
To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep. "I guess
I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow."
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Node:gronked, Next:[6268]grovel, Previous:[6269]gronk out, Up:[6270]=
G =
gronked adj.
1. Broken. "The teletype scanner was gronked, so we took the system
down." 2. Of people, the condition of feeling very tired or (less
commonly) sick. "I've been chasing that bug for 17 hours now and I am
thoroughly gronked!" Compare [6271]broken, which means about the same
as [6272]gronk used of hardware, but connotes depression or
mental/emotional problems in people.
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Node:grovel, Next:[6273]grue, Previous:[6274]gronked, Up:[6275]= G =
grovel vi.
1. To work interminably and without apparent progress. Often used
transitively with `over' or `through'. "The file scavenger has been
groveling through the /usr directories for 10 minutes now." Compare
[6276]grind and [6277]crunch. Emphatic form: `grovel obscenely'. 2. To
examine minutely or in complete detail. "The compiler grovels over the
entire source program before beginning to translate it." "I grovelled
through all the documentation, but I still couldn't find the command I
wanted."
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Node:grue, Next:[6278]grunge, Previous:[6279]grovel, Up:[6280]= G =
grue n.
[from archaic English verb for `shudder', as with fear] The grue was
originated in the game [6281]Zork (Dave Lebling took the name from
Jack Vance's "Dying Earth" fantasies) and used in several other
[6282]Infocom games as a hint that you should perhaps look for a lamp,
torch or some type of light source. Wandering into a dark area would
cause the game to prompt you, "It is very dark. If you continue you
are likely to be eaten by a grue." If you failed to locate a light
source within the next couple of moves this would indeed be the case.
The grue, according to scholars of the Great Underground Empire, is a
sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its
favorite diet is either adventurers or enchanters, but its insatiable
appetite is tempered by its extreme fear of light. No grues have ever
been seen by the light of day, and only a few have been observed in
their underground lairs. Of those who have seen grues, few have
survived their fearsome jaws to tell the tale. Grues have sharp claws
and fangs, and an uncontrollable tendency to slaver and gurgle. They
are certainly the most evil-tempered of all creatures; to say they are
touchy is a dangerous understatement. "Sour as a grue" is a common
expression, even among themselves.
All this folklore is widely known among hackers.
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Node:grunge, Next:[6283]gubbish, Previous:[6284]grue, Up:[6285]= G =
grunge /gruhnj/ n.
1. That which is grungy, or that which makes it so. 2. [Cambridge]
Code which is inaccessible due to changes in other parts of the
program. The preferred term in North America is [6286]dead code.
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Node:gubbish, Next:[6287]Guido, Previous:[6288]grunge, Up:[6289]= G =
gubbish /guhb'*sh/ n.
[a portmanteau of `garbage' and `rubbish'; may have originated with SF
author Philip K. Dick] Garbage; crap; nonsense. "What is all this
gubbish?" The opposite portmanteau `rubbage' is also reported; in
fact, it was British slang during the 19th century and appears in
Dickens.
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Node:Guido, Next:[6290]guiltware, Previous:[6291]gubbish, Up:[6292]= G
=
Guido /gwee'do/ or /khwee'do/
Without qualification, Guido van Rossum (author of [6293]Python). Note
that Guido answers to English /gwee'do/ but in Dutch it's /khwee'do/.
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Node:guiltware, Next:[6294]gumby, Previous:[6295]Guido, Up:[6296]= G =
guiltware /gilt'weir/ n.
1. A piece of [6297]freeware decorated with a message telling one how
long and hard the author worked on it and intimating that one is a
no-good freeloader if one does not immediately send the poor suffering
martyr gobs of money. 2. A piece of [6298]shareware that works.
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Node:gumby, Next:[6299]gun, Previous:[6300]guiltware, Up:[6301]= G =
gumby /guhm'bee/ n.
[from a class of Monty Python characters, poss. with some influence
from the 1960s claymation character] 1. An act of minor but
conspicuous stupidity, often in `gumby maneuver' or `pull a gumby'. 2.
[NRL] n. A bureaucrat, or other technical incompetent who impedes the
progress of real work. 3. adj. Relating to things typically associated
with people in sense 2. (e.g. "Ran would be writing code, but Richard
gave him gumby work that's due on Friday", or, "Dammit! Travel screwed
up my plane tickets. I have to go out on gumby patrol.")
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Node:gun, Next:[6302]gunch, Previous:[6303]gumby, Up:[6304]= G =
gun vt.
[ITS, now rare: from the :GUN command] To forcibly terminate a program
or job (computer, not career). "Some idiot left a background process
running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned it." Usage: now rare.
Compare [6305]can, [6306]blammo.
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Node:gunch, Next:[6307]gunpowder chicken, Previous:[6308]gun,
Up:[6309]= G =
gunch /guhnch/ vt.
[TMRC] To push, prod, or poke at a device that has almost (but not
quite) produced the desired result. Implies a threat to [6310]mung.
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Node:gunpowder chicken, Next:[6311]gurfle, Previous:[6312]gunch,
Up:[6313]= G =
gunpowder chicken n.
Same as [6314]laser chicken.
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Node:gurfle, Next:[6315]guru, Previous:[6316]gunpowder chicken,
Up:[6317]= G =
gurfle /ger'fl/ interj.
An expression of shocked disbelief. "He said we have to recode this
thing in FORTRAN by next week. Gurfle!" Compare [6318]weeble.
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Node:guru, Next:[6319]guru meditation, Previous:[6320]gurfle,
Up:[6321]= G =
guru n.
[Unix] An expert. Implies not only [6322]wizard skill but also a
history of being a knowledge resource for others. Less often, used
(with a qualifier) for other experts on other systems, as in `VMS
guru'. See [6323]source of all good bits.
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Node:guru meditation, Next:[6324]gweep, Previous:[6325]guru,
Up:[6326]= G =
guru meditation n.
Amiga equivalent of `panic' in Unix (sometimes just called a `guru' or
`guru event'). When the system crashes, a cryptic message of the form
"GURU MEDITATION #XXXXXXXX.YYYYYYYY" may appear, indicating what the
problem was. An Amiga guru can figure things out from the numbers.
Sometimes a [6327]guru event must be followed by a [6328]Vulcan nerve
pinch.
This term is (no surprise) an in-joke from the earliest days of the
Amiga. An earlier product of the Amiga corporation was a device called
a `Joyboard' which was basically a plastic board built onto a
joystick-like device; it was sold with a skiing game cartridge for the
Atari game machine. It is said that whenever the prototype OS crashed,
the system programmer responsible would calm down by concentrating on
a solution while sitting cross-legged on a Joyboard trying to keep the
board in balance. This position resembled that of a meditating guru.
Sadly, the joke was removed fairly early on (but there's a well-known
patch to restore it in more recent versions).
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Node:gweep, Next:[6329]h, Previous:[6330]guru meditation, Up:[6331]= G
=
gweep /gweep/
[WPI] 1. v. To [6332]hack, usually at night. At WPI, from 1975
onwards, one who gweeped could often be found at the College Computing
Center punching cards or crashing the [6333]PDP-10 or, later, the
DEC-20. A correspondent who was there at the time opines that the term
was originally onomatopoetic, describing the keyclick sound of the
Datapoint terminals long connected to the PDP-10. The term has
survived the demise of those technologies, however, and was still
alive in early 1999. "I'm going to go gweep for a while. See you in
the morning." "I gweep from 8 PM till 3 AM during the week." 2. n. One
who habitually gweeps in sense 1; a [6334]hacker. "He's a hard-core
gweep, mumbles code in his sleep."
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Node:= H =, Next:[6335]= I =, Previous:[6336]= G =, Up:[6337]The
Jargon Lexicon
= H =
* [6338]h:
* [6339]ha ha only serious:
* [6340]hack:
* [6341]hack attack:
* [6342]hack mode:
* [6343]hack on:
* [6344]hack together:
* [6345]hack up:
* [6346]hack value:
* [6347]hacked off:
* [6348]hacked up:
* [6349]hacker:
* [6350]hacker ethic:
* [6351]hacker humor:
* [6352]Hackers (the movie):
* [6353]hacking run:
* [6354]Hacking X for Y:
* [6355]Hackintosh:
* [6356]hackish:
* [6357]hackishness:
* [6358]hackitude:
* [6359]hair:
* [6360]hairball:
* [6361]hairy:
* [6362]HAKMEM:
* [6363]hakspek:
* [6364]Halloween Documents:
* [6365]hammer:
* [6366]hamster:
* [6367]HAND:
* [6368]hand cruft:
* [6369]hand-hacking:
* [6370]handle:
* [6371]handle:
* [6372]hand-roll:
* [6373]handshaking:
* [6374]handwave:
* [6375]hang:
* [6376]Hanlon's Razor:
* [6377]happily:
* [6378]haque:
* [6379]hard boot:
* [6380]hardcoded:
* [6381]hardwarily:
* [6382]hardwired:
* [6383]has the X nature:
* [6384]hash bucket:
* [6385]hash collision:
* [6386]hat:
* [6387]HCF:
* [6388]heads down:
* [6389]heartbeat:
* [6390]heatseeker:
* [6391]heavy metal:
* [6392]heavy wizardry:
* [6393]heavyweight:
* [6394]heisenbug:
* [6395]Helen Keller mode:
* [6396]hello sailor!:
* [6397]hello wall!:
* [6398]hello world:
* [6399]hex:
* [6400]hexadecimal:
* [6401]hexit:
* [6402]HHOK:
* [6403]HHOS:
* [6404]hidden flag:
* [6405]high bit:
* [6406]high moby:
* [6407]highly:
* [6408]hing:
* [6409]hired gun:
* [6410]hirsute:
* [6411]HLL:
* [6412]hoarding:
* [6413]hobbit:
* [6414]hog:
* [6415]hole:
* [6416]hollised:
* [6417]holy wars:
* [6418]home box:
* [6419]home machine:
* [6420]home page:
* [6421]honey pot:
* [6422]hook:
* [6423]hop:
* [6424]hose:
* [6425]hosed:
* [6426]hot chat:
* [6427]hot spot:
* [6428]hotlink:
* [6429]house wizard:
* [6430]HP-SUX:
* [6431]HTH:
* [6432]huff:
* [6433]humma:
* [6434]hung:
* [6435]hungry puppy:
* [6436]hungus:
* [6437]hyperspace:
* [6438]hysterical reasons:
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Node:h, Next:[6439]ha ha only serious, Previous:[6440]gweep,
Up:[6441]= H =
h
[from SF fandom] A method of `marking' common words, i.e., calling
attention to the fact that they are being used in a nonstandard,
ironic, or humorous way. Originated in the fannish catchphrase "Bheer
is the One True Ghod!" from decades ago. H-infix marking of `Ghod' and
other words spread into the 1960s counterculture via underground
comix, and into early hackerdom either from the counterculture or from
SF fandom (the three overlapped heavily at the time). More recently,
the h infix has become an expected feature of benchmark names
(Dhrystone, Rhealstone, etc.); this is probably patterning on the
original Whetstone (the name of a laboratory) but influenced by the
fannish/counterculture h infix.
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Node:ha ha only serious, Next:[6442]hack, Previous:[6443]h, Up:[6444]=
H =
ha ha only serious
[from SF fandom, orig. as mutation of HHOK, `Ha Ha Only Kidding'] A
phrase (often seen abbreviated as HHOS) that aptly captures the flavor
of much hacker discourse. Applied especially to parodies, absurdities,
and ironic jokes that are both intended and perceived to contain a
possibly disquieting amount of truth, or truths that are constructed
on in-joke and self-parody. This lexicon contains many examples of
ha-ha-only-serious in both form and content. Indeed, the entirety of
hacker culture is often perceived as ha-ha-only-serious by hackers
themselves; to take it either too lightly or too seriously marks a
person as an outsider, a [6445]wannabee, or in [6446]larval stage. For
further enlightenment on this subject, consult any Zen master. See
also [6447]hacker humor, and [6448]AI koans.
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Node:hack, Next:[6449]hack attack, Previous:[6450]ha ha only serious,
Up:[6451]= H =
hack
[very common] 1. n. Originally, a quick job that produces what is
needed, but not well. 2. n. An incredibly good, and perhaps very
time-consuming, piece of work that produces exactly what is needed. 3.
vt. To bear emotionally or physically. "I can't hack this heat!" 4.
vt. To work on something (typically a program). In an immediate sense:
"What are you doing?" "I'm hacking TECO." In a general (time-extended)
sense: "What do you do around here?" "I hack TECO." More generally, "I
hack `foo'" is roughly equivalent to "`foo' is my major interest (or
project)". "I hack solid-state physics." See [6452]Hacking X for Y. 5.
vt. To pull a prank on. See sense 2 and [6453]hacker (sense 5). 6. vi.
To interact with a computer in a playful and exploratory rather than
goal-directed way. "Whatcha up to?" "Oh, just hacking." 7. n. Short
for [6454]hacker. 8. See [6455]nethack. 9. [MIT] v. To explore the
basements, roof ledges, and steam tunnels of a large, institutional
building, to the dismay of Physical Plant workers and (since this is
usually performed at educational institutions) the Campus Police. This
activity has been found to be eerily similar to playing adventure
games such as Dungeons and Dragons and [6456]Zork. See also
[6457]vadding.
Constructions on this term abound. They include `happy hacking' (a
farewell), `how's hacking?' (a friendly greeting among hackers) and
`hack, hack' (a fairly content-free but friendly comment, often used
as a temporary farewell). For more on this totipotent term see
"[6458]The Meaning of Hack". See also [6459]neat hack, [6460]real
hack.
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Node:hack attack, Next:[6461]hack mode, Previous:[6462]hack,
Up:[6463]= H =
hack attack n.
[poss. by analogy with `Big Mac Attack' from ads for the McDonald's
fast-food chain; the variant `big hack attack' is reported] Nearly
synonymous with [6464]hacking run, though the latter more strongly
implies an all-nighter.
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Node:hack mode, Next:[6465]hack on, Previous:[6466]hack attack,
Up:[6467]= H =
hack mode n.
1. What one is in when hacking, of course. 2. More specifically, a
Zen-like state of total focus on The Problem that may be achieved when
one is hacking (this is why every good hacker is part mystic). Ability
to enter such concentration at will correlates strongly with
wizardliness; it is one of the most important skills learned during
[6468]larval stage. Sometimes amplified as `deep hack mode'.
Being yanked out of hack mode (see [6469]priority interrupt) may be
experienced as a physical shock, and the sensation of being in hack
mode is more than a little habituating. The intensity of this
experience is probably by itself sufficient explanation for the
existence of hackers, and explains why many resist being promoted out
of positions where they can code. See also [6470]cyberspace (sense 2).
Some aspects of hacker etiquette will appear quite odd to an observer
unaware of the high value placed on hack mode. For example, if someone
appears at your door, it is perfectly okay to hold up a hand (without
turning one's eyes away from the screen) to avoid being interrupted.
One may read, type, and interact with the computer for quite some time
before further acknowledging the other's presence (of course, he or
she is reciprocally free to leave without a word). The understanding
is that you might be in [6471]hack mode with a lot of delicate
[6472]state (sense 2) in your head, and you dare not [6473]swap that
context out until you have reached a good point to pause. See also
[6474]juggling eggs.
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Node:hack on, Next:[6475]hack together, Previous:[6476]hack mode,
Up:[6477]= H =
hack on vt.
[very common] To [6478]hack; implies that the subject is some
pre-existing hunk of code that one is evolving, as opposed to
something one might [6479]hack up.
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Node:hack together, Next:[6480]hack up, Previous:[6481]hack on,
Up:[6482]= H =
hack together vt.
[common] To throw something together so it will work. Unlike `kluge
together' or [6483]cruft together, this does not necessarily have
negative connotations.
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Node:hack up, Next:[6484]hack value, Previous:[6485]hack together,
Up:[6486]= H =
hack up vt.
To [6487]hack, but generally implies that the result is a hack in
sense 1 (a quick hack). Contrast this with [6488]hack on. To `hack up
on' implies a [6489]quick-and-dirty modification to an existing
system. Contrast [6490]hacked up; compare [6491]kluge up, [6492]monkey
up, [6493]cruft together.
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Node:hack value, Next:[6494]hacked off, Previous:[6495]hack up,
Up:[6496]= H =
hack value n.
Often adduced as the reason or motivation for expending effort toward
a seemingly useless goal, the point being that the accomplished goal
is a hack. For example, MacLISP had features for reading and printing
Roman numerals, which were installed purely for hack value. See
[6497]display hack for one method of computing hack value, but this
cannot really be explained, only experienced. As Louis Armstrong once
said when asked to explain jazz: "Man, if you gotta ask you'll never
know." (Feminists please note Fats Waller's explanation of rhythm:
"Lady, if you got to ask, you ain't got it.")
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Node:hacked off, Next:[6498]hacked up, Previous:[6499]hack value,
Up:[6500]= H =
hacked off adj.
[analogous to `pissed off'] Said of system administrators who have
become annoyed, upset, or touchy owing to suspicions that their sites
have been or are going to be victimized by crackers, or used for
inappropriate, technically illegal, or even overtly criminal
activities. For example, having unreadable files in your home
directory called `worm', `lockpick', or `goroot' would probably be an
effective (as well as impressively obvious and stupid) way to get your
sysadmin hacked off at you.
It has been pointed out that there is precedent for this usage in U.S.
Navy slang, in which officers under discipline are sometimes said to
be "in hack" and one may speak of "hacking off the C.O.".
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Node:hacked up, Next:[6501]hacker, Previous:[6502]hacked off,
Up:[6503]= H =
hacked up adj.
Sufficiently patched, kluged, and tweaked that the surgical scars are
beginning to crowd out normal tissue (compare [6504]critical mass).
Not all programs that are hacked become `hacked up'; if modifications
are done with some eye to coherence and continued maintainability, the
software may emerge better for the experience. Contrast [6505]hack up.
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Node:hacker, Next:[6506]hacker ethic, Previous:[6507]hacked up,
Up:[6508]= H =
hacker n.
[originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe] 1. A person who
enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to
stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to
learn only the minimum necessary. 2. One who programs enthusiastically
(even obsessively) or who enjoys programming rather than just
theorizing about programming. 3. A person capable of appreciating
[6509]hack value. 4. A person who is good at programming quickly. 5.
An expert at a particular program, or one who frequently does work
using it or on it; as in `a Unix hacker'. (Definitions 1 through 5 are
correlated, and people who fit them congregate.) 6. An expert or
enthusiast of any kind. One might be an astronomy hacker, for example.
7. One who enjoys the intellectual challenge of creatively overcoming
or circumventing limitations. 8. [deprecated] A malicious meddler who
tries to discover sensitive information by poking around. Hence
`password hacker', `network hacker'. The correct term for this sense
is [6510]cracker.
The term `hacker' also tends to connote membership in the global
community defined by the net (see [6511]the network and [6512]Internet
address). For discussion of some of the basics of this culture, see
the [6513]How To Become A Hacker FAQ. It also implies that the person
described is seen to subscribe to some version of the hacker ethic
(see [6514]hacker ethic).
It is better to be described as a hacker by others than to describe
oneself that way. Hackers consider themselves something of an elite (a
meritocracy based on ability), though one to which new members are
gladly welcome. There is thus a certain ego satisfaction to be had in
identifying yourself as a hacker (but if you claim to be one and are
not, you'll quickly be labeled [6515]bogus). See also [6516]wannabee.
This term seems to have been first adopted as a badge in the 1960s by
the hacker culture surrounding TMRC and the MIT AI Lab. We have a
report that it was used in a sense close to this entry's by teenage
radio hams and electronics tinkerers in the mid-1950s.
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Node:hacker ethic, Next:[6517]hacker humor, Previous:[6518]hacker,
Up:[6519]= H =
hacker ethic n.
1. The belief that information-sharing is a powerful positive good,
and that it is an ethical duty of hackers to share their expertise by
writing open-source and facilitating access to information and to
computing resources wherever possible. 2. The belief that
system-cracking for fun and exploration is ethically OK as long as the
cracker commits no theft, vandalism, or breach of confidentiality.
Both of these normative ethical principles are widely, but by no means
universally, accepted among hackers. Most hackers subscribe to the
hacker ethic in sense 1, and many act on it by writing and giving away
open-source software. A few go further and assert that all information
should be free and any proprietary control of it is bad; this is the
philosophy behind the [6520]GNU project.
Sense 2 is more controversial: some people consider the act of
cracking itself to be unethical, like breaking and entering. But the
belief that `ethical' cracking excludes destruction at least moderates
the behavior of people who see themselves as `benign' crackers (see
also [6521]samurai). On this view, it may be one of the highest forms
of hackerly courtesy to (a) break into a system, and then (b) explain
to the sysop, preferably by email from a [6522]superuser account,
exactly how it was done and how the hole can be plugged -- acting as
an unpaid (and unsolicited) [6523]tiger team.
The most reliable manifestation of either version of the hacker ethic
is that almost all hackers are actively willing to share technical
tricks, software, and (where possible) computing resources with other
hackers. Huge cooperative networks such as [6524]Usenet, [6525]FidoNet
and Internet (see [6526]Internet address) can function without central
control because of this trait; they both rely on and reinforce a sense
of community that may be hackerdom's most valuable intangible asset.
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Node:hacker humor, Next:[6527]Hackers (the movie),
Previous:[6528]hacker ethic, Up:[6529]= H =
hacker humor
A distinctive style of shared intellectual humor found among hackers,
having the following marked characteristics:
1. Fascination with form-vs.-content jokes, paradoxes, and humor
having to do with confusion of metalevels (see [6530]meta). One way to
make a hacker laugh: hold a red index card in front of him/her with
"GREEN" written on it, or vice-versa (note, however, that this is
funny only the first time).
2. Elaborate deadpan parodies of large intellectual constructs, such
as specifications (see [6531]write-only memory), standards documents,
language descriptions (see [6532]INTERCAL), and even entire scientific
theories (see [6533]quantum bogodynamics, [6534]computron).
3. Jokes that involve screwily precise reasoning from bizarre,
ludicrous, or just grossly counter-intuitive premises.
4. Fascination with puns and wordplay.
5. A fondness for apparently mindless humor with subversive currents
of intelligence in it -- for example, old Warner Brothers and Rocky &
Bullwinkle cartoons, the Marx brothers, the early B-52s, and Monty
Python's Flying Circus. Humor that combines this trait with elements
of high camp and slapstick is especially favored.
6. References to the symbol-object antinomies and associated ideas in
Zen Buddhism and (less often) Taoism. See [6535]has the X nature,
[6536]Discordianism, [6537]zen, [6538]ha ha only serious, [6539]koan,
[6540]AI koans.
See also [6541]filk, [6542]retrocomputing, and the Portrait of J.
Random Hacker in [6543]Appendix B. If you have an itchy feeling that
all six of these traits are really aspects of one thing that is
incredibly difficult to talk about exactly, you are (a) correct and
(b) responding like a hacker. These traits are also recognizable
(though in a less marked form) throughout [6544]science-fiction
fandom.
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Node:Hackers (the movie), Next:[6545]hacking run,
Previous:[6546]hacker humor, Up:[6547]= H =
Hackers (the movie) n.
A notable bomb from 1995. Should have been titled "Crackers", because
cracking is what the movie was about. It's understandable that they
didn't however; titles redolent of snack food are probably a tough
sell in Hollywood.
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Node:hacking run, Next:[6548]Hacking X for Y, Previous:[6549]Hackers
(the movie), Up:[6550]= H =
hacking run n.
[analogy with `bombing run' or `speed run'] A hack session extended
long outside normal working times, especially one longer than 12
hours. May cause you to `change phase the hard way' (see [6551]phase).
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Node:Hacking X for Y, Next:[6552]Hackintosh, Previous:[6553]hacking
run, Up:[6554]= H =
Hacking X for Y n.
[ITS] Ritual phrasing of part of the information which ITS made
publicly available about each user. This information (the INQUIR
record) was a sort of form in which the user could fill out various
fields. On display, two of these fields were always combined into a
project description of the form "Hacking X for Y" (e.g., "Hacking
perceptrons for Minsky"). This form of description became traditional
and has since been carried over to other systems with more general
facilities for self-advertisement (such as Unix [6555]plan files).
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Node:Hackintosh, Next:[6556]hackish, Previous:[6557]Hacking X for Y,
Up:[6558]= H =
Hackintosh n.
1. An Apple Lisa that has been hacked into emulating a Macintosh (also
called a `Mac XL'). 2. A Macintosh assembled from parts theoretically
belonging to different models in the line.
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Node:hackish, Next:[6559]hackishness, Previous:[6560]Hackintosh,
Up:[6561]= H =
hackish /hak'ish/ adj.
(also [6562]hackishness n.) 1. Said of something that is or involves a
hack. 2. Of or pertaining to hackers or the hacker subculture. See
also [6563]true-hacker.
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Node:hackishness, Next:[6564]hackitude, Previous:[6565]hackish,
Up:[6566]= H =
hackishness n.
The quality of being or involving a hack. This term is considered
mildly silly. Syn. [6567]hackitude.
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Node:hackitude, Next:[6568]hair, Previous:[6569]hackishness,
Up:[6570]= H =
hackitude n.
Syn. [6571]hackishness; this word is considered sillier.
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Node:hair, Next:[6572]hairball, Previous:[6573]hackitude, Up:[6574]= H
=
hair n.
[back-formation from [6575]hairy] The complications that make
something hairy. "Decoding [6576]TECO commands requires a certain
amount of hair." Often seen in the phrase `infinite hair', which
connotes extreme complexity. Also in `hairiferous' (tending to promote
hair growth): "GNUMACS elisp encourages lusers to write complex
editing modes." "Yeah, it's pretty hairiferous all right." (or just:
"Hair squared!")
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Node:hairball, Next:[6577]hairy, Previous:[6578]hair, Up:[6579]= H =
hairball n.
1. [Fidonet] A large batch of messages that a store-and-forward
network is failing to forward when it should. Often used in the phrase
"Fido coughed up a hairball today", meaning that the stuck messages
have just come unstuck, producing a flood of mail where there had
previously been drought. 2. An unmanageably huge mass of source code.
"JWZ thought the Mozilla effort bogged down because the code was a
huge hairball." 3. Any large amount of garbage coming out suddenly.
"Sendmail is coughing up a hairball, so expect some slowness accessing
the Internet."
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Node:hairy, Next:[6580]HAKMEM, Previous:[6581]hairball, Up:[6582]= H =
hairy adj.
1. Annoyingly complicated. "[6583]DWIM is incredibly hairy." 2.
Incomprehensible. "[6584]DWIM is incredibly hairy." 3. Of people,
high-powered, authoritative, rare, expert, and/or incomprehensible.
Hard to explain except in context: "He knows this hairy lawyer who
says there's nothing to worry about." See also [6585]hirsute.
A well-known result in topology called the Brouwer Fixed-Point Theorem
states that any continuous transformation of a 2-sphere into itself
has at least one fixed point. Mathematically literate hackers tend to
associate the term `hairy' with the informal version of this theorem;
"You can't comb a hairy ball smooth."
The adjective `long-haired' is well-attested to have been in slang use
among scientists and engineers during the early 1950s; it was
equivalent to modern `hairy' senses 1 and 2, and was very likely
ancestral to the hackish use. In fact the noun `long-hair' was at the
time used to describe a person satisfying sense 3. Both senses
probably passed out of use when long hair was adopted as a signature
trait by the 1960s counterculture, leaving hackish `hairy' as a sort
of stunted mutant relic.
In British mainstream use, "hairy" means "dangerous", and
consequently, in British programming terms, "hairy" may be used to
denote complicated and/or incomprehensible code, but only if that
complexity or incomprehesiveness is also considered dangerous.
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Node:HAKMEM, Next:[6586]hakspek, Previous:[6587]hairy, Up:[6588]= H =
HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n.
MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972). A legendary collection of neat
mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT
and elsewhere. (The title of the memo really is "HAKMEM", which is a
6-letterism for `hacks memo'.) Some of them are very useful
techniques, powerful theorems, or interesting unsolved problems, but
most fall into the category of mathematical and computer trivia. Here
is a sampling of the entries (with authors), slightly paraphrased:
Item 41 (Gene Salamin): There are exactly 23,000 prime numbers less
than 2^(18).
Item 46 (Rich Schroeppel): The most probable suit distribution in
bridge hands is 4-4-3-2, as compared to 4-3-3-3, which is the most
evenly distributed. This is because the world likes to have unequal
numbers: a thermodynamic effect saying things will not be in the state
of lowest energy, but in the state of lowest disordered energy.
Item 81 (Rich Schroeppel): Count the magic squares of order 5 (that
is, all the 5-by-5 arrangements of the numbers from 1 to 25 such that
all rows, columns, and diagonals add up to the same number). There are
about 320 million, not counting those that differ only by rotation and
reflection.
Item 154 (Bill Gosper): The myth that any given programming language
is machine independent is easily exploded by computing the sum of
powers of 2. If the result loops with period = 1 with sign +, you are
on a sign-magnitude machine. If the result loops with period = 1 at
-1, you are on a twos-complement machine. If the result loops with
period greater than 1, including the beginning, you are on a
ones-complement machine. If the result loops with period greater than
1, not including the beginning, your machine isn't binary -- the
pattern should tell you the base. If you run out of memory, you are on
a string or bignum system. If arithmetic overflow is a fatal error,
some fascist pig with a read-only mind is trying to enforce machine
independence. But the very ability to trap overflow is machine
dependent. By this strategy, consider the universe, or, more
precisely, algebra: Let X = the sum of many powers of 2 = ...111111
(base 2). Now add X to itself: X + X = ...111110. Thus, 2X = X - 1, so
X = -1. Therefore algebra is run on a machine (the universe) that is
two's-complement.
Item 174 (Bill Gosper and Stuart Nelson): 21963283741 is the only
number such that if you represent it on the [6589]PDP-10 as both an
integer and a floating-point number, the bit patterns of the two
representations are identical.
Item 176 (Gosper): The "banana phenomenon" was encountered when
processing a character string by taking the last 3 letters typed out,
searching for a random occurrence of that sequence in the text, taking
the letter following that occurrence, typing it out, and iterating.
This ensures that every 4-letter string output occurs in the original.
The program typed BANANANANANANANA.... We note an ambiguity in the
phrase, "the Nth occurrence of." In one sense, there are five 00's in
0000000000; in another, there are nine. The editing program TECO finds
five. Thus it finds only the first ANA in BANANA, and is thus
obligated to type N next. By Murphy's Law, there is but one NAN, thus
forcing A, and thus a loop. An option to find overlapped instances
would be useful, although it would require backing up N - 1 characters
before seeking the next N-character string.
Note: This last item refers to a [6590]Dissociated Press
implementation. See also [6591]banana problem.
HAKMEM also contains some rather more complicated mathematical and
technical items, but these examples show some of its fun flavor.
An HTML transcription of the entire document is available at
[6592]http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/hbaker/hakmem/hakmem.html.
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Node:hakspek, Next:[6593]Halloween Documents, Previous:[6594]HAKMEM,
Up:[6595]= H =
hakspek /hak'speek/ n.
A shorthand method of spelling found on many British academic bulletin
boards and [6596]talker systems. Syllables and whole words in a
sentence are replaced by single ASCII characters the names of which
are phonetically similar or equivalent, while multiple letters are
usually dropped. Hence, `for' becomes `4'; `two', `too', and `to'
become `2'; `ck' becomes `k'. "Before I see you tomorrow" becomes "b4
i c u 2moro". First appeared in London about 1986, and was probably
caused by the slowness of available talker systems, which operated on
archaic machines with outdated operating systems and no standard
methods of communication. Has become rarer since. See also [6597]talk
mode.
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Node:Halloween Documents, Next:[6598]hammer, Previous:[6599]hakspek,
Up:[6600]= H =
Halloween Documents n.
A pair of Microsoft internal strategy memoranda leaked to ESR in late
1998 that confirmed everybody's paranoia about the current [6601]Evil
Empire. [6602]These documents praised the technical excellence of
[6603]Linux and outlined a counterstrategy of attempting to lock in
customers by "de-commoditizing" Internet protocols and services. They
were extensively cited on the Internet and in the press and proved so
embarrassing that Microsoft PR barely said a word in public for six
months afterwards.
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Node:hammer, Next:[6604]hamster, Previous:[6605]Halloween Documents,
Up:[6606]= H =
hammer vt.
Commonwealth hackish syn. for [6607]bang on.
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Node:hamster, Next:[6608]HAND, Previous:[6609]hammer, Up:[6610]= H =
hamster n.
1. [Fairchild] A particularly slick little piece of code that does one
thing well; a small, self-contained hack. The image is of a hamster
[6611]happily spinning its exercise wheel. 2. A tailless mouse; that
is, one with an infrared link to a receiver on the machine, as opposed
to the conventional cable. 3. [UK] Any item of hardware made by
Amstrad, a company famous for its cheap plastic PC-almost-compatibles.
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Node:HAND, Next:[6612]hand cruft, Previous:[6613]hamster, Up:[6614]= H
=
HAND //
[Usenet: very common] Abbreviation: Have A Nice Day. Typically used to
close a [6615]Usenet posting, but also used to informally close
emails; often preceded by [6616]HTH.
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Node:hand cruft, Next:[6617]hand-hacking, Previous:[6618]HAND,
Up:[6619]= H =
hand cruft vt.
[pun on `hand craft'] See [6620]cruft, sense 3.
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Node:hand-hacking, Next:[6621]hand-roll, Previous:[6622]hand cruft,
Up:[6623]= H =
hand-hacking n.
1. [rare] The practice of translating [6624]hot spots from an
[6625]HLL into hand-tuned assembler, as opposed to trying to coerce
the compiler into generating better code. Both the term and the
practice are becoming uncommon. See [6626]tune, [6627]bum, [6628]by
hand; syn. with v. [6629]cruft. 2. [common] More generally, manual
construction or patching of data sets that would normally be generated
by a translation utility and interpreted by another program, and
aren't really designed to be read or modified by humans.
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Node:hand-roll, Next:[6630]handle, Previous:[6631]hand-hacking,
Up:[6632]= H =
hand-roll v.
[from obs. mainstream slang `hand-rolled' in opposition to
`ready-made', referring to cigarettes] To perform a normally automated
software installation or configuration process [6633]by hand; implies
that the normal process failed due to bugs in the configurator or was
defeated by something exceptional in the local environment. "The worst
thing about being a gateway between four different nets is having to
hand-roll a new sendmail configuration every time any of them
upgrades."
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Node:handle, Next:[6634]handshaking, Previous:[6635]hand-roll,
Up:[6636]= H =
handle n.
1. [from CB slang] An electronic pseudonym; a `nom de guerre' intended
to conceal the user's true identity. Network and BBS handles function
as the same sort of simultaneous concealment and display one finds on
Citizen's Band radio, from which the term was adopted. Use of
grandiose handles is characteristic of [6637]warez d00dz,
[6638]crackers, [6639]weenies, [6640]spods, and other lower forms of
network life; true hackers travel on their own reputations rather than
invented legendry. Compare [6641]nick, [6642]screen name. 2. A
[6643]magic cookie, often in the form of a numeric index into some
array somewhere, through which you can manipulate an object like a
file or window. The form `file handle' is especially common. 3. [Mac]
A pointer to a pointer to dynamically-allocated memory; the extra
level of indirection allows on-the-fly memory compaction (to cut down
on fragmentation) or aging out of unused resources, with minimal
impact on the (possibly multiple) parts of the larger program
containing references to the allocated memory. Compare [6644]snap (to
snap a handle would defeat its purpose); see also [6645]aliasing bug,
[6646]dangling pointer.
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Node:handshaking, Next:[6647]handwave, Previous:[6648]handle,
Up:[6649]= H =
handshaking n.
[very common] Hardware or software activity designed to start or keep
two machines or programs in synchronization as they [6650]do protocol.
Often applied to human activity; thus, a hacker might watch two people
in conversation nodding their heads to indicate that they have heard
each others' points and say "Oh, they're handshaking!". See also
[6651]protocol.
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Node:handwave, Next:[6652]hang, Previous:[6653]handshaking, Up:[6654]=
H =
handwave
[poss. from gestures characteristic of stage magicians] 1. v. To gloss
over a complex point; to distract a listener; to support a (possibly
actually valid) point with blatantly faulty logic. 2. n. The act of
handwaving. "Boy, what a handwave!"
If someone starts a sentence with "Clearly..." or "Obviously..." or
"It is self-evident that...", it is a good bet he is about to handwave
(alternatively, use of these constructions in a sarcastic tone before
a paraphrase of someone else's argument suggests that it is a
handwave). The theory behind this term is that if you wave your hands
at the right moment, the listener may be sufficiently distracted to
not notice that what you have said is [6655]bogus. Failing that, if a
listener does object, you might try to dismiss the objection with a
wave of your hand.
The use of this word is often accompanied by gestures: both hands up,
palms forward, swinging the hands in a vertical plane pivoting at the
elbows and/or shoulders (depending on the magnitude of the handwave);
alternatively, holding the forearms in one position while rotating the
hands at the wrist to make them flutter. In context, the gestures
alone can suffice as a remark; if a speaker makes an outrageously
unsupported assumption, you might simply wave your hands in this way,
as an accusation, far more eloquent than words could express, that his
logic is faulty.
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Node:hang, Next:[6656]Hanlon's Razor, Previous:[6657]handwave,
Up:[6658]= H =
hang v.
1. [very common] To wait for an event that will never occur. "The
system is hanging because it can't read from the crashed drive". See
[6659]wedged, [6660]hung. 2. To wait for some event to occur; to hang
around until something happens. "The program displays a menu and then
hangs until you type a character." Compare [6661]block. 3. To attach a
peripheral device, esp. in the construction `hang off': "We're going
to hang another tape drive off the file server." Implies a device
attached with cables, rather than something that is strictly inside
the machine's chassis.
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Node:Hanlon's Razor, Next:[6662]happily, Previous:[6663]hang,
Up:[6664]= H =
Hanlon's Razor prov.
A corollary of [6665]Finagle's Law, similar to Occam's Razor, that
reads "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately
explained by stupidity." The derivation of the Hanlon eponym is not
definitely known, but a very similar remark ("You have attributed
conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.") appears in
"Logic of Empire", a classic 1941 SF story by Robert A. Heinlein, who
calls it the `devil theory' of sociology. Heinlein's popularity in the
hacker culture makes plausible the supposition that `Hanlon' is
derived from `Heinlein' by phonetic corruption. A similar epigram has
been attributed to William James, but Heinlein more probably got the
idea from Alfred Korzybski and other practitioners of General
Semantics. Quoted here because it seems to be a particular favorite of
hackers, often showing up in [6666]sig blocks, [6667]fortune cookie
files and the login banners of BBS systems and commercial networks.
This probably reflects the hacker's daily experience of environments
created by well-intentioned but short-sighted people. Compare
[6668]Sturgeon's Law, [6669]Ninety-Ninety Rule.
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Node:happily, Next:[6670]haque, Previous:[6671]Hanlon's Razor,
Up:[6672]= H =
happily adv.
Of software, used to emphasize that a program is unaware of some
important fact about its environment, either because it has been
fooled into believing a lie, or because it doesn't care. The sense of
`happy' here is not that of elation, but rather that of blissful
ignorance. "The program continues to run, happily unaware that its
output is going to /dev/null." Also used to suggest that a program or
device would really rather be doing something destructive, and is
being given an opportunity to do so. "If you enter an O here instead
of a zero, the program will happily erase all your data." Neverheless,
use of this term implies a basically benign attitude towards the
program: It didn't mean any harm, it was just eager to do its job.
We'd like to be angry at it but we shouldn't, we should try to
understand it instead. The adjective "cheerfully" is often used in
exactly the same way.
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Node:haque, Next:[6673]hard boot, Previous:[6674]happily, Up:[6675]= H
=
haque /hak/ n.
[Usenet] Variant spelling of [6676]hack, used only for the noun form
and connoting an [6677]elegant hack. that is a [6678]hack in sense 2.
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Node:hard boot, Next:[6679]hardcoded, Previous:[6680]haque, Up:[6681]=
H =
hard boot n.
See [6682]boot.
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Node:hardcoded, Next:[6683]hardwarily, Previous:[6684]hard boot,
Up:[6685]= H =
hardcoded adj.
1. [common] Said of data inserted directly into a program, where it
cannot be easily modified, as opposed to data in some [6686]profile,
resource (see [6687]de-rezz sense 2), or environment variable that a
[6688]user or hacker can easily modify. 2. In C, this is esp. applied
to use of a literal instead of a #define macro (see [6689]magic
number).
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Node:hardwarily, Next:[6690]hardwired, Previous:[6691]hardcoded,
Up:[6692]= H =
hardwarily /hard-weir'*-lee/ adv.
In a way pertaining to hardware. "The system is hardwarily
unreliable." The adjective `hardwary' is not traditionally used,
though it has recently been reported from the U.K. See
[6693]softwarily.
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Node:hardwired, Next:[6694]has the X nature,
Previous:[6695]hardwarily, Up:[6696]= H =
hardwired adj.
1. In software, syn. for [6697]hardcoded. 2. By extension, anything
that is not modifiable, especially in the sense of customizable to
one's particular needs or tastes.
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Node:has the X nature, Next:[6698]hash bucket,
Previous:[6699]hardwired, Up:[6700]= H =
has the X nature
[seems to derive from Zen Buddhist koans of the form "Does an X have
the Buddha-nature?"] adj. Common hacker construction for `is an X',
used for humorous emphasis. "Anyone who can't even use a program with
on-screen help embedded in it truly has the [6701]loser nature!" See
also [6702]the X that can be Y is not the true X. See also [6703]mu.
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Node:hash bucket, Next:[6704]hash collision, Previous:[6705]has the X
nature, Up:[6706]= H =
hash bucket n.
A notional receptacle, a set of which might be used to apportion data
items for sorting or lookup purposes. When you look up a name in the
phone book (for example), you typically hash it by extracting its
first letter; the hash buckets are the alphabetically ordered letter
sections. This term is used as techspeak with respect to code that
uses actual hash functions; in jargon, it is used for human
associative memory as well. Thus, two things `in the same hash bucket'
are more difficult to discriminate, and may be confused. "If you hash
English words only by length, you get too many common grammar words in
the first couple of hash buckets." Compare [6707]hash collision.
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Node:hash collision, Next:[6708]hat, Previous:[6709]hash bucket,
Up:[6710]= H =
hash collision n.
[from the techspeak] (var. `hash clash') When used of people,
signifies a confusion in associative memory or imagination, especially
a persistent one (see [6711]thinko). True story: One of us [ESR] was
once on the phone with a friend about to move out to Berkeley. When
asked what he expected Berkeley to be like, the friend replied: "Well,
I have this mental picture of naked women throwing Molotov cocktails,
but I think that's just a collision in my hash tables." Compare
[6712]hash bucket.
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Node:hat, Next:[6713]HCF, Previous:[6714]hash collision, Up:[6715]= H
=
hat n.
Common (spoken) name for the circumflex (`^', ASCII 1011110)
character. See [6716]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:HCF, Next:[6717]heads down, Previous:[6718]hat, Up:[6719]= H =
HCF /H-C-F/ n.
Mnemonic for `Halt and Catch Fire', any of several undocumented and
semi-mythical machine instructions with destructive side-effects,
supposedly included for test purposes on several well-known
architectures going as far back as the IBM 360. The MC6800
microprocessor was the first for which an HCF opcode became widely
known. This instruction caused the processor to [6720]toggle a subset
of the bus lines as rapidly as it could; in some configurations this
could actually cause lines to burn up. Compare [6721]killer poke.
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Node:heads down, Next:[6722]heartbeat, Previous:[6723]HCF, Up:[6724]=
H =
heads down [Sun] adj.
Concentrating, usually so heavily and for so long that everything
outside the focus area is missed. See also [6725]hack mode and
[6726]larval stage, although this mode is hardly confined to fledgling
hackers.
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Node:heartbeat, Next:[6727]heatseeker, Previous:[6728]heads down,
Up:[6729]= H =
heartbeat n.
1. The signal emitted by a Level 2 Ethernet transceiver at the end of
every packet to show that the collision-detection circuit is still
connected. 2. A periodic synchronization signal used by software or
hardware, such as a bus clock or a periodic interrupt. 3. The
`natural' oscillation frequency of a computer's clock crystal, before
frequency division down to the machine's clock rate. 4. A signal
emitted at regular intervals by software to demonstrate that it is
still alive. Sometimes hardware is designed to reboot the machine if
it stops hearing a heartbeat. See also [6730]breath-of-life packet.
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Node:heatseeker, Next:[6731]heavy metal, Previous:[6732]heartbeat,
Up:[6733]= H =
heatseeker n.
[IBM] A customer who can be relied upon to buy, without fail, the
latest version of an existing product (not quite the same as a member
of the [6734]lunatic fringe). A 1993 example of a heatseeker was
someone who, owning a 286 PC and Windows 3.0, went out and bought
Windows 3.1 (which offers no worthwhile benefits unless you have a
386). If all customers were heatseekers, vast amounts of money could
be made by just fixing some of the bugs in each release (n) and
selling it to them as release (n+1). Microsoft in fact seems to have
mastered this technique.
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Node:heavy metal, Next:[6735]heavy wizardry,
Previous:[6736]heatseeker, Up:[6737]= H =
heavy metal n.
[Cambridge] Syn. [6738]big iron.
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Node:heavy wizardry, Next:[6739]heavyweight, Previous:[6740]heavy
metal, Up:[6741]= H =
heavy wizardry n.
Code or designs that trade on a particularly intimate knowledge or
experience of a particular operating system or language or complex
application interface. Distinguished from [6742]deep magic, which
trades more on arcane theoretical knowledge. Writing device drivers is
heavy wizardry; so is interfacing to [6743]X (sense 2) without a
toolkit. Esp. found in source-code comments of the form "Heavy
wizardry begins here". Compare [6744]voodoo programming.
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Node:heavyweight, Next:[6745]heisenbug, Previous:[6746]heavy wizardry,
Up:[6747]= H =
heavyweight adj.
[common] High-overhead; [6748]baroque; code-intensive; featureful, but
costly. Esp. used of communication protocols, language designs, and
any sort of implementation in which maximum generality and/or ease of
implementation has been pushed at the expense of mundane
considerations such as speed, memory utilization, and startup time.
[6749]EMACS is a heavyweight editor; [6750]X is an extremely
heavyweight window system. This term isn't pejorative, but one
hacker's heavyweight is another's [6751]elephantine and a third's
[6752]monstrosity. Oppose `lightweight'. Usage: now borders on
techspeak, especially in the compound `heavyweight process'.
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Node:heisenbug, Next:[6753]Helen Keller mode,
Previous:[6754]heavyweight, Up:[6755]= H =
heisenbug /hi:'zen-buhg/ n.
[from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle in quantum physics] A bug
that disappears or alters its behavior when one attempts to probe or
isolate it. (This usage is not even particularly fanciful; the use of
a debugger sometimes alters a program's operating environment
significantly enough that buggy code, such as that which relies on the
values of uninitialized memory, behaves quite differently.) Antonym of
[6756]Bohr bug; see also [6757]mandelbug, [6758]schroedinbug. In C,
nine out of ten heisenbugs result from uninitialized auto variables,
[6759]fandango on core phenomena (esp. lossage related to corruption
of the malloc [6760]arena) or errors that [6761]smash the stack.
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Node:Helen Keller mode, Next:[6762]hello sailor!,
Previous:[6763]heisenbug, Up:[6764]= H =
Helen Keller mode n.
1. State of a hardware or software system that is deaf, dumb, and
blind, i.e., accepting no input and generating no output, usually due
to an infinite loop or some other excursion into [6765]deep space.
(Unfair to the real Helen Keller, whose success at learning speech was
triumphant.) See also [6766]go flatline, [6767]catatonic. 2. On IBM
PCs under DOS, refers to a specific failure mode in which a screen
saver has kicked in over an [6768]ill-behaved application which
bypasses the very interrupts the screen saver watches for activity.
Your choices are to try to get from the program's current state
through a successful save-and-exit without being able to see what
you're doing, or to re-boot the machine. This isn't (strictly
speaking) a crash.
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Node:hello sailor!, Next:[6769]hello wall!, Previous:[6770]Helen
Keller mode, Up:[6771]= H =
hello sailor! interj.
Occasional West Coast equivalent of [6772]hello world; seems to have
originated at SAIL, later associated with the game [6773]Zork (which
also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor"). Originally
from the traditional hooker's greeting to a swabbie fresh off the
boat, of course. The standard response is "Nothing happens here."; of
all the Zork/Dungeon games, only in Infocom's Zork 3 is "Hello,
Sailor" actually useful (excluding the unique situation where
_knowing_ this fact is important in Dungeon...).
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Node:hello wall!, Next:[6774]hello world, Previous:[6775]hello
sailor!, Up:[6776]= H =
hello, wall! excl.
See [6777]wall.
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Node:hello world, Next:[6778]hex, Previous:[6779]hello wall!,
Up:[6780]= H =
hello world interj.
1. The canonical minimal test message in the C/Unix universe. 2. Any
of the minimal programs that emit this message. Traditionally, the
first program a C coder is supposed to write in a new environment is
one that just prints "hello, world" to standard output (and indeed it
is the first example program in [6781]K&R). Environments that generate
an unreasonably large executable for this trivial test or which
require a [6782]hairy compiler-linker invocation to generate it are
considered to [6783]lose (see [6784]X). 3. Greeting uttered by a
hacker making an entrance or requesting information from anyone
present. "Hello, world! Is the LAN back up yet?"
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Node:hex, Next:[6785]hexadecimal, Previous:[6786]hello world,
Up:[6787]= H =
hex n.
1. Short for [6788]hexadecimal, base 16. 2. A 6-pack of anything
(compare [6789]quad, sense 2). Neither usage has anything to do with
[6790]magic or [6791]black art, though the pun is appreciated and
occasionally used by hackers. True story: As a joke, some hackers once
offered some surplus ICs for sale to be worn as protective amulets
against hostile magic. The chips were, of course, hex inverters.
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Node:hexadecimal, Next:[6792]hexit, Previous:[6793]hex, Up:[6794]= H =
hexadecimal n.
Base 16. Coined in the early 1960s to replace earlier `sexadecimal',
which was too racy and amusing for stuffy IBM, and later adopted by
the rest of the industry.
Actually, neither term is etymologically pure. If we take `binary' to
be paradigmatic, the most etymologically correct term for base 10, for
example, is `denary', which comes from `deni' (ten at a time, ten
each), a Latin `distributive' number; the corresponding term for
base-16 would be something like `sendenary'. `Decimal' is from an
ordinal number; the corresponding prefix for 6 would imply something
like `sextidecimal'. The `sexa-' prefix is Latin but incorrect in this
context, and `hexa-' is Greek. The word `octal' is similarly
incorrect; a correct form would be `octaval' (to go with decimal), or
`octonary' (to go with binary). If anyone ever implements a base-3
computer, computer scientists will be faced with the unprecedented
dilemma of a choice between two correct forms; both `ternary' and
`trinary' have a claim to this throne.
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Node:hexit, Next:[6795]HHOK, Previous:[6796]hexadecimal, Up:[6797]= H
=
hexit /hek'sit/ n.
A hexadecimal digit (0-9, and A-F or a-f). Used by people who claim
that there are only ten digits, dammit; sixteen-fingered human beings
are rather rare, despite what some keyboard designs might seem to
imply (see [6798]space-cadet keyboard).
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Node:HHOK, Next:[6799]HHOS, Previous:[6800]hexit, Up:[6801]= H =
HHOK
See [6802]ha ha only serious.
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Node:HHOS, Next:[6803]hidden flag, Previous:[6804]HHOK, Up:[6805]= H =
HHOS
See [6806]ha ha only serious.
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Node:hidden flag, Next:[6807]high bit, Previous:[6808]HHOS, Up:[6809]=
H =
hidden flag n.
[scientific computation] An extra option added to a routine without
changing the calling sequence. For example, instead of adding an
explicit input variable to instruct a routine to give extra diagnostic
output, the programmer might just add a test for some otherwise
meaningless feature of the existing inputs, such as a negative mass.
The use of hidden flags can make a program very hard to debug and
understand, but is all too common wherever programs are hacked on in a
hurry.
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Node:high bit, Next:[6810]high moby, Previous:[6811]hidden flag,
Up:[6812]= H =
high bit n.
[from `high-order bit'] 1. The most significant bit in a byte. 2.
[common] By extension, the most significant part of something other
than a data byte: "Spare me the whole [6813]saga, just give me the
high bit." See also [6814]meta bit, [6815]hobbit, [6816]dread high-bit
disease, and compare the mainstream slang `bottom line'.
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Node:high moby, Next:[6817]highly, Previous:[6818]high bit, Up:[6819]=
H =
high moby /hi:' mohb'ee/ n.
The high half of a 512K [6820]PDP-10's physical address space; the
other half was of course the low moby. This usage has been generalized
in a way that has outlasted the [6821]PDP-10; for example, at the 1990
Washington D.C. Area Science Fiction Conclave (Disclave), when a
miscommunication resulted in two separate wakes being held in
commemoration of the shutdown of MIT's last [6822]ITS machines, the
one on the upper floor was dubbed the `high moby' and the other the
`low moby'. All parties involved [6823]grokked this instantly. See
[6824]moby.
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Node:highly, Next:[6825]hing, Previous:[6826]high moby, Up:[6827]= H =
highly adv.
[scientific computation] The preferred modifier for overstating an
understatement. As in: `highly nonoptimal', the worst possible way to
do something; `highly nontrivial', either impossible or requiring a
major research project; `highly nonlinear', completely erratic and
unpredictable; `highly nontechnical', drivel written for [6828]lusers,
oversimplified to the point of being misleading or incorrect (compare
[6829]drool-proof paper). In other computing cultures, postfixing of
[6830]in the extreme might be preferred.
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Node:hing, Next:[6831]hired gun, Previous:[6832]highly, Up:[6833]= H =
hing // n.
[IRC] Fortuitous typo for `hint', now in wide intentional use among
players of [6834]initgame. Compare [6835]newsfroup, [6836]filk.
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Node:hired gun, Next:[6837]hirsute, Previous:[6838]hing, Up:[6839]= H
=
hired gun n.
A contract programmer, as opposed to a full-time staff member. All the
connotations of this term suggested by innumerable spaghetti Westerns
are intentional.
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Node:hirsute, Next:[6840]HLL, Previous:[6841]hired gun, Up:[6842]= H =
hirsute adj.
Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for [6843]hairy.
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Node:HLL, Next:[6844]hoarding, Previous:[6845]hirsute, Up:[6846]= H =
HLL /H-L-L/ n.
[High-Level Language (as opposed to assembler)] Found primarily in
email and news rather than speech. Rarely, the variants `VHLL' and
`MLL' are found. VHLL stands for `Very-High-Level Language' and is
used to describe a [6847]bondage-and-discipline language that the
speaker happens to like; Prolog and Backus's FP are often called
VHLLs. `MLL' stands for `Medium-Level Language' and is sometimes used
half-jokingly to describe [6848]C, alluding to its
`structured-assembler' image. See also [6849]languages of choice.
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Node:hoarding, Next:[6850]hobbit, Previous:[6851]HLL, Up:[6852]= H =
hoarding n.
See [6853]software hoarding.
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Node:hobbit, Next:[6854]hog, Previous:[6855]hoarding, Up:[6856]= H =
hobbit n.
1. [rare] The High Order BIT of a byte; same as the [6857]meta bit or
[6858]high bit. 2. The non-ITS name of [6859]vad@ai.mit.edu
(*Hobbit*), master of lasers.
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Node:hog, Next:[6860]hole, Previous:[6861]hobbit, Up:[6862]= H =
hog n.,vt.
1. Favored term to describe programs or hardware that seem to eat far
more than their share of a system's resources, esp. those which
noticeably degrade interactive response. Not used of programs that are
simply extremely large or complex or that are merely painfully slow
themselves. More often than not encountered in qualified forms, e.g.,
`memory hog', `core hog', `hog the processor', `hog the disk'. "A
controller that never gives up the I/O bus gets killed after the
bus-hog timer expires." 2. Also said of people who use more than their
fair share of resources (particularly disk, where it seems that 10% of
the people use 90% of the disk, no matter how big the disk is or how
many people use it). Of course, once disk hogs fill up one filesystem,
they typically find some other new one to infect, claiming to the
sysadmin that they have an important new project to complete.
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Node:hole, Next:[6863]hollised, Previous:[6864]hog, Up:[6865]= H =
hole n.
A region in an otherwise [6866]flat entity which is not actually
present. For example, some Unix filesystems can store large files with
holes so that unused regions of the file are never actually stored on
disk. (In techspeak, these are referred to as `sparse' files.) As
another example, the region of memory in IBM PCs reserved for
memory-mapped I/O devices which may not actually be present is called
`the I/O hole', since memory-management systems must skip over this
area when filling user requests for memory.
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Node:hollised, Next:[6867]holy wars, Previous:[6868]hole, Up:[6869]= H
=
hollised /hol'ist/ adj.
[Usenet: sci.space] To be hollised is to have been ordered by one's
employer not to post any even remotely job-related material to Usenet
(or, by extension, to other Internet media). The original and most
notorious case of this involved one Ken Hollis, a Lockheed employee
and space-program enthusiast who posted publicly available material on
access to Space Shuttle launches to sci.space. He was gagged under
threat of being fired in 1994 at the behest of NASA public-relations
officers. The result was, of course, a huge publicity black eye for
NASA. Nevertheless several other NASA contractor employees were
subsequently hollised for similar activities. Use of this term carries
the strong connotation that the persons doing the gagging are
bureaucratic idiots blinded to their own best interests by territorial
reflexes.
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Node:holy wars, Next:[6870]home box, Previous:[6871]hollised,
Up:[6872]= H =
holy wars n.
[from [6873]Usenet, but may predate it; common] n. [6874]flame wars
over [6875]religious issues. The paper by Danny Cohen that popularized
the terms [6876]big-endian and [6877]little-endian in connection with
the LSB-first/MSB-first controversy was entitled "On Holy Wars and a
Plea for Peace".
Great holy wars of the past have included [6878]ITS vs. [6879]Unix,
[6880]Unix vs. [6881]VMS, [6882]BSD Unix vs. [6883]USG Unix, [6884]C
vs. [6885]Pascal, [6886]C vs. FORTRAN, etc. In the year 2000, popular
favorites of the day are KDE vs, GNOME, vim vs. elvis, Linux vs.
[Free|Net|Open]BSD. Hardy perennials include [6887]EMACS vs. [6888]vi,
my personal computer vs. everyone else's personal computer, ad
nauseam. The characteristic that distinguishes holy wars from normal
technical disputes is that in a holy war most of the participants
spend their time trying to pass off personal value choices and
cultural attachments as objective technical evaluations. This happens
precisely because in a true holy war, the actual substantive
differences between the sides are relatively minor. See also
[6889]theology.
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Node:home box, Next:[6890]home machine, Previous:[6891]holy wars,
Up:[6892]= H =
home box n.
A hacker's personal machine, especially one he or she owns. "Yeah?
Well, my home box runs a full 4.4 BSD, so there!"
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Node:home machine, Next:[6893]home page, Previous:[6894]home box,
Up:[6895]= H =
home machine n.
1. Syn. [6896]home box. 2. The machine that receives your email. These
senses might be distinct, for example, for a hacker who owns one
computer at home, but reads email at work.
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Node:home page, Next:[6897]honey pot, Previous:[6898]home machine,
Up:[6899]= H =
home page n.
1. One's personal billboard on the World Wide Web. The term `home
page' is perhaps a bit misleading because home directories and
physical homes in [6900]RL are private, but home pages are designed to
be very public. 2. By extension, a WWW repository for information and
links related to a project or organization. Compare [6901]home box.
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Node:honey pot, Next:[6902]hook, Previous:[6903]home page, Up:[6904]=
H =
honey pot n.
A box designed to attract [6905]crackers so that they can be observed
in action. It is usually well isolated from the rest of the network,
but has extensive logging (usually network layer, on a different
machine). Different from an [6906]iron box in that it's purpose is to
attract, not merely observe. Sometimes, it is also a defensive network
security tactic - you set up an easy-to-crack box so that your real
servers don't get messed with. The concept was presented in Cheswick &
Bellovin's book "Firewalls and Internet Security".
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Node:hook, Next:[6907]hop, Previous:[6908]honey pot, Up:[6909]= H =
hook n.
A software or hardware feature included in order to simplify later
additions or changes by a user. For example, a simple program that
prints numbers might always print them in base 10, but a more flexible
version would let a variable determine what base to use; setting the
variable to 5 would make the program print numbers in base 5. The
variable is a simple hook. An even more flexible program might examine
the variable and treat a value of 16 or less as the base to use, but
treat any other number as the address of a user-supplied routine for
printing a number. This is a [6910]hairy but powerful hook; one can
then write a routine to print numbers as Roman numerals, say, or as
Hebrew characters, and plug it into the program through the hook.
Often the difference between a good program and a superb one is that
the latter has useful hooks in judiciously chosen places. Both may do
the original job about equally well, but the one with the hooks is
much more flexible for future expansion of capabilities ([6911]EMACS,
for example, is all hooks). The term `user exit' is synonymous but
much more formal and less hackish.
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Node:hop, Next:[6912]hose, Previous:[6913]hook, Up:[6914]= H =
hop
1. n. [common] One file transmission in a series required to get a
file from point A to point B on a store-and-forward network. On such
networks (including [6915]UUCPNET and [6916]FidoNet), an important
inter-machine metric is the number of hops in the shortest path
between them, which can be more significant than their geographical
separation. See [6917]bang path. 2. v. [rare] To log in to a remote
machine, esp. via rlogin or telnet. "I'll hop over to foovax to FTP
that."
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Node:hose, Next:[6918]hosed, Previous:[6919]hop, Up:[6920]= H =
hose
1. vt. [common] To make non-functional or greatly degraded in
performance. "That big ray-tracing program really hoses the system."
See [6921]hosed. 2. n. A narrow channel through which data flows under
pressure. Generally denotes data paths that represent performance
bottlenecks. 3. n. Cabling, especially thick Ethernet cable. This is
sometimes called `bit hose' or `hosery' (play on `hosiery') or
`etherhose'. See also [6922]washing machine.
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Node:hosed, Next:[6923]hot chat, Previous:[6924]hose, Up:[6925]= H =
hosed adj.
Same as [6926]down. Used primarily by Unix hackers. Humorous: also
implies a condition thought to be relatively easy to reverse. Probably
derived from the Canadian slang `hoser' popularized by the Bob and
Doug Mackenzie skits on SCTV, but this usage predated SCTV by years in
hackerdom (it was certainly already live at CMU in the 1970s). See
[6927]hose. It is also widely used of people in the mainstream sense
of `in an extremely unfortunate situation'.
Once upon a time, a Cray that had been experiencing periodic
difficulties crashed, and it was announced to have been hosed. It was
discovered that the crash was due to the disconnection of some coolant
hoses. The problem was corrected, and users were then assured that
everything was OK because the system had been rehosed. See also
[6928]dehose.
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Node:hot chat, Next:[6929]hot spot, Previous:[6930]hosed, Up:[6931]= H
=
hot chat n.
Sexually explicit one-on-one chat. See [6932]teledildonics.
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Node:hot spot, Next:[6933]hotlink, Previous:[6934]hot chat, Up:[6935]=
H =
hot spot n.
1. [primarily used by C/Unix programmers, but spreading] It is
received wisdom that in most programs, less than 10% of the code eats
90% of the execution time; if one were to graph instruction visits
versus code addresses, one would typically see a few huge spikes
amidst a lot of low-level noise. Such spikes are called `hot spots'
and are good candidates for heavy optimization or [6936]hand-hacking.
The term is especially used of tight loops and recursions in the
code's central algorithm, as opposed to (say) initial set-up costs or
large but infrequent I/O operations. See [6937]tune, [6938]bum,
[6939]hand-hacking. 2. The active location of a cursor on a bit-map
display. "Put the mouse's hot spot on the `ON' widget and click the
left button." 3. A screen region that is sensitive to mouse gestures,
which trigger some action. World Wide Web pages now provide the
[6940]canonical examples; WWW browsers present hypertext links as hot
spots which, when clicked on, point the browser at another document
(these are specifically called [6941]hotlinks). 4. In a massively
parallel computer with shared memory, the one location that all 10,000
processors are trying to read or write at once (perhaps because they
are all doing a [6942]busy-wait on the same lock). 5. More generally,
any place in a hardware design that turns into a performance
bottleneck due to resource contention.
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Node:hotlink, Next:[6943]house wizard, Previous:[6944]hot spot,
Up:[6945]= H =
hotlink /hot'link/ n.
A [6946]hot spot on a World Wide Web page; an area, which, when
clicked or selected, chases a URL. Also spelled `hot link'. Use of
this term focuses on the link's role as an immediate part of your
display, as opposed to the timeless sense of logical connection
suggested by [6947]web pointer. Your screen shows hotlinks but your
document has web pointers, not (in normal usage) the other way around.
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Node:house wizard, Next:[6948]HP-SUX, Previous:[6949]hotlink,
Up:[6950]= H =
house wizard n.
[prob. from ad-agency tradetalk, `house freak'] A hacker occupying a
technical-specialist, R&D, or systems position at a commercial shop. A
really effective house wizard can have influence out of all proportion
to his/her ostensible rank and still not have to wear a suit. Used
esp. of Unix wizards. The term `house guru' is equivalent.
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Node:HP-SUX, Next:[6951]HTH, Previous:[6952]house wizard, Up:[6953]= H
=
HP-SUX /H-P suhks/ n.
Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX, Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which
features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and
elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems). HP-UX is
often referred to as `hockey-pux' inside HP, and one respondent claims
that the proper pronunciation is /H-P ukkkhhhh/ as though one were
about to spit. Another such alternate spelling and pronunciation is
"H-PUX" /H-puhks/. Hackers at HP/Apollo (the former Apollo Computers
which was swallowed by HP in 1989) have been heard to complain that
Mr. Packard should have pushed to have his name first, if for no other
reason than the greater eloquence of the resulting acronym. Compare
[6954]AIDX, [6955]buglix. See also [6956]Nominal Semidestructor,
[6957]Telerat, [6958]ScumOS, [6959]sun-stools, [6960]Slowlaris.
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Node:HTH, Next:[6961]huff, Previous:[6962]HP-SUX, Up:[6963]= H =
HTH //
[Usenet: very common] Abbreviation: Hope This Helps (e.g. following a
response to a technical question). Often used just before [6964]HAND.
See also [6965]YHBT.
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Node:huff, Next:[6966]humma, Previous:[6967]HTH, Up:[6968]= H =
huff v.
To compress data using a Huffman code. Various programs that use such
methods have been called `HUFF' or some variant thereof. Oppose
[6969]puff. Compare [6970]crunch, [6971]compress.
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Node:humma, Next:[6972]hung, Previous:[6973]huff, Up:[6974]= H =
humma // excl.
A filler word used on various `chat' and `talk' programs when you had
nothing to say but felt that it was important to say something. The
word apparently originated (at least with this definition) on the MECC
Timeshare System (MTS, a now-defunct educational time-sharing system
running in Minnesota during the 1970s and the early 1980s) but was
later sighted on early Unix systems. Compare the U.K's [6975]wibble.
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Node:hung, Next:[6976]hungry puppy, Previous:[6977]humma, Up:[6978]= H
=
hung adj.
[from `hung up'; common] Equivalent to [6979]wedged, but more common
at Unix/C sites. Not generally used of people. Syn. with [6980]locked
up, [6981]wedged; compare [6982]hosed. See also [6983]hang. A hung
state is distinguished from [6984]crashed or [6985]down, where the
program or system is also unusable but because it is not running
rather than because it is waiting for something. However, the recovery
from both situations is often the same. It is also distinguished from
the similar but more drastic state [6986]wedged - hung software can be
woken up with easy things like interrupt keys, but wedged will need a
kill -9 or even reboot.
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Node:hungry puppy, Next:[6987]hungus, Previous:[6988]hung, Up:[6989]=
H =
hungry puppy n.
Syn. [6990]slopsucker.
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Node:hungus, Next:[6991]hyperspace, Previous:[6992]hungry puppy,
Up:[6993]= H =
hungus /huhng'g*s/ adj.
[perhaps related to slang `humongous'] Large, unwieldy, usually
unmanageable. "TCP is a hungus piece of code." "This is a hungus set
of modifications." The [6994]Infocom text adventure game "Beyond Zork"
included two monsters called hunguses.
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Node:hyperspace, Next:[6995]hysterical reasons, Previous:[6996]hungus,
Up:[6997]= H =
hyperspace /hi:'per-spays/ n.
A memory location that is far away from where the program counter
should be pointing, especially a place that is inaccessible because it
is not even mapped in by the virtual-memory system. "Another core dump
-- looks like the program jumped off to hyperspace somehow." (Compare
[6998]jump off into never-never land.) This usage is from the SF
notion of a spaceship jumping `into hyperspace', that is, taking a
shortcut through higher-dimensional space -- in other words, bypassing
this universe. The variant `east hyperspace' is recorded among CMU and
Bliss hackers.
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Node:hysterical reasons, Next:[6999]I didn't change anything!,
Previous:[7000]hyperspace, Up:[7001]= H =
hysterical reasons n.
(also `hysterical raisins') A variant on the stock phrase "for
historical reasons", indicating specifically that something must be
done in some stupid way for backwards compatibility, and moreover that
the feature it must be compatible with was the result of a bad design
in the first place. "All IBM PC video adapters have to support MDA
text mode for hysterical reasons." Compare [7002]bug-for-bug
compatible.
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Node:= I =, Next:[7003]= J =, Previous:[7004]= H =, Up:[7005]The
Jargon Lexicon
= I =
* [7006]I didn't change anything!:
* [7007]I see no X here.:
* [7008]IANAL:
* [7009]IBM:
* [7010]IBM discount:
* [7011]ICBM address:
* [7012]ice:
* [7013]ID10T error:
* [7014]idempotent:
* [7015]IDP:
* [7016]If you want X you know where to find it.:
* [7017]ifdef out:
* [7018]IIRC:
* [7019]ill-behaved:
* [7020]IMHO:
* [7021]Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!:
* [7022]in the extreme:
* [7023]inc:
* [7024]incantation:
* [7025]include:
* [7026]include war:
* [7027]indent style:
* [7028]index of X:
* [7029]infant mortality:
* [7030]infinite:
* [7031]infinite loop:
* [7032]Infinite-Monkey Theorem:
* [7033]infinity:
* [7034]inflate:
* [7035]Infocom:
* [7036]initgame:
* [7037]insanely great:
* [7038]installfest:
* [7039]INTERCAL:
* [7040]interesting:
* [7041]Internet:
* [7042]Internet address:
* [7043]Internet Death Penalty:
* [7044]Internet Exploder:
* [7045]Internet Exploiter:
* [7046]interrupt:
* [7047]interrupt list:
* [7048]interrupts locked out:
* [7049]intro:
* [7050]IRC:
* [7051]iron:
* [7052]Iron Age:
* [7053]iron box:
* [7054]ironmonger:
* [7055]ISO standard cup of tea:
* [7056]ISP:
* [7057]ITS:
* [7058]IWBNI:
* [7059]IYFEG:
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Node:I didn't change anything!, Next:[7060]I see no X here.,
Previous:[7061]hysterical reasons, Up:[7062]= I =
I didn't change anything! interj.
An aggrieved cry often heard as bugs manifest during a regression
test. The [7063]canonical reply to this assertion is "Then it works
just the same as it did before, doesn't it?" See also [7064]one-line
fix. This is also heard from applications programmers trying to blame
an obvious applications problem on an unrelated systems software
change, for example a divide-by-0 fault after terminals were added to
a network. Usually, their statement is found to be false. Upon close
questioning, they will admit some major restructuring of the program
that shouldn't have broken anything, in their opinion, but which
actually [7065]hosed the code completely.
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Node:I see no X here., Next:[7066]IANAL, Previous:[7067]I didn't
change anything!, Up:[7068]= I =
I see no X here.
Hackers (and the interactive computer games they write) traditionally
favor this slightly marked usage over other possible equivalents such
as "There's no X here!" or "X is missing." or "Where's the X?". This
goes back to the original PDP-10 [7069]ADVENT, which would respond in
this wise if you asked it to do something involving an object not
present at your location in the game.
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Node:IANAL, Next:[7070]IBM, Previous:[7071]I see no X here.,
Up:[7072]= I =
IANAL //
[Usenet] Abbreviation, "I Am Not A Lawyer". Usually precedes legal
advice.
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Node:IBM, Next:[7073]IBM discount, Previous:[7074]IANAL, Up:[7075]= I
=
IBM /I-B-M/
Inferior But Marketable; It's Better Manually; Insidious Black Magic;
It's Been Malfunctioning; Incontinent Bowel Movement; and a
near-[7076]infinite number of even less complimentary expansions,
including `International Business Machines'. See [7077]TLA. These
abbreviations illustrate the considerable antipathy most hackers long
felt toward the `industry leader' (see [7078]fear and loathing).
What galled hackers about most IBM machines above the PC level wasn't
so much that they were underpowered and overpriced (though that does
count against them), but that the designs are incredibly archaic,
[7079]crufty, and [7080]elephantine ... and you can't fix them --
source code is locked up tight, and programming tools are expensive,
hard to find, and bletcherous to use once you've found them. For many
years, before Microsoft, IBM was the company hackers loved to hate.
But everything changes. In the 1980s IBM had its own troubles with
Microsoft. In the late 1990s IBM re-invented itself as a services
company, began to release open-source software through its AlphaWorks
group, and began shipping [7081]Linux systems and building ties to the
Linux community. To the astonishment of all parties, IBM emerged as a
friend of the hacker community
This lexicon includes a number of entries attributed to `IBM'; these
derive from some rampantly unofficial jargon lists circulated within
IBM's own beleaguered hacker underground.
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Node:IBM discount, Next:[7082]ICBM address, Previous:[7083]IBM,
Up:[7084]= I =
IBM discount n.
A price increase. Outside IBM, this derives from the common perception
that IBM products are generally overpriced (see [7085]clone); inside,
it is said to spring from a belief that large numbers of IBM employees
living in an area cause prices to rise.
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Node:ICBM address, Next:[7086]ice, Previous:[7087]IBM discount,
Up:[7088]= I =
ICBM address n.
(Also `missile address') The form used to register a site with the
Usenet mapping project, back before the day of pervasive Internet,
included a blank for longitude and latitude, preferably to
seconds-of-arc accuracy. This was actually used for generating
geographically-correct maps of Usenet links on a plotter; however, it
became traditional to refer to this as one's `ICBM address' or
`missile address', and some people include it in their [7089]sig block
with that name. (A real missile address would include target
elevation.)
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Node:ice, Next:[7090]ID10T error, Previous:[7091]ICBM address,
Up:[7092]= I =
ice n.
[coined by Usenetter Tom Maddox, popularized by William Gibson's
cyberpunk SF novels: a contrived acronym for `Intrusion Countermeasure
Electronics'] Security software (in Gibson's novels, software that
responds to intrusion by attempting to immobilize or even literally
kill the intruder). Hence, `icebreaker': a program designed for
cracking security on a system.
Neither term is in serious use yet as of early 1999, but many hackers
find the metaphor attractive, and each may develop a denotation in the
future. In the meantime, the speculative usage could be confused with
`ICE', an acronym for "in-circuit emulator".
In ironic reference to the speculative usage, however, some hackers
and computer scientists formed ICE (International Cryptographic
Experiment) in 1994. ICE is a consortium to promote uniform
international access to strong cryptography.
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Node:ID10T error, Next:[7093]idempotent, Previous:[7094]ice,
Up:[7095]= I =
ID10T error /I-D-ten-T er'*r/
Synonym for [7096]PEBKAC, e.g. "The user is being an idiot".
Tech-support people passing a problem report to someone higher up the
food chain (and presumably better equipped to deal with idiots) may
ask the user to convey that there seems to be an I-D-ten-T error.
Users never twig.
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Node:idempotent, Next:[7097]IDP, Previous:[7098]ID10T error,
Up:[7099]= I =
idempotent adj.
[from mathematical techspeak] Acting as if used only once, even if
used multiple times. This term is often used with respect to [7100]C
header files, which contain common definitions and declarations to be
included by several source files. If a header file is ever included
twice during the same compilation (perhaps due to nested #include
files), compilation errors can result unless the header file has
protected itself against multiple inclusion; a header file so
protected is said to be idempotent. The term can also be used to
describe an initialization subroutine that is arranged to perform some
critical action exactly once, even if the routine is called several
times.
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Node:IDP, Next:[7101]If you want X you know where to find it.,
Previous:[7102]idempotent, Up:[7103]= I =
IDP /I-D-P/ v.,n.
[Usenet] Abbreviation for [7104]Internet Death Penalty. Common
(probably now more so than the full form), and frequently verbed.
Compare [7105]UDP.
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Node:If you want X you know where to find it., Next:[7106]ifdef out,
Previous:[7107]IDP, Up:[7108]= I =
If you want X, you know where to find it.
There is a legend that Dennis Ritchie, inventor of [7109]C, once
responded to demands for features resembling those of what at the time
was a much more popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you
know where to find it." Ever since, this has been hackish standard
form for fending off requests to alter a new design to mimic some
older (and, by implication, inferior and [7110]baroque) one. The case
X = [7111]Pascal manifests semi-regularly on Usenet's comp.lang.c
newsgroup. Indeed, the case X = X has been reported in discussions of
graphics software (see [7112]X).
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Node:ifdef out, Next:[7113]IIRC, Previous:[7114]If you want X you know
where to find it., Up:[7115]= I =
ifdef out /if'def owt/ v.
Syn. for [7116]condition out, specific to [7117]C.
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Node:IIRC, Next:[7118]ill-behaved, Previous:[7119]ifdef out,
Up:[7120]= I =
IIRC //
Common abbreviation for "If I Recall Correctly".
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Node:ill-behaved, Next:[7121]IMHO, Previous:[7122]IIRC, Up:[7123]= I =
ill-behaved adj.
1. [numerical analysis] Said of an algorithm or computational method
that tends to blow up because of accumulated roundoff error or poor
convergence properties. 2. Software that bypasses the defined [7124]OS
interfaces to do things (like screen, keyboard, and disk I/O) itself,
often in a way that depends on the hardware of the machine it is
running on or which is nonportable or incompatible with other pieces
of software. In the IBM PC/MS-DOS world, there is a folk theorem
(nearly true) to the effect that (owing to gross inadequacies and
performance penalties in the OS interface) all interesting
applications are ill-behaved. See also [7125]bare metal. Oppose
[7126]well-behaved, compare [7127]PC-ism. See [7128]mess-dos.
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Node:IMHO, Next:[7129]Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!,
Previous:[7130]ill-behaved, Up:[7131]= I =
IMHO // abbrev.
[from SF fandom via Usenet; abbreviation for `In My Humble Opinion']
"IMHO, mixed-case C names should be avoided, as mistyping something in
the wrong case can cause hard-to-detect errors -- and they look too
Pascalish anyhow." Also seen in variant forms such as IMNSHO (In My
Not-So-Humble Opinion) and IMAO (In My Arrogant Opinion).
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Node:Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!, Next:[7132]in the extreme,
Previous:[7133]IMHO, Up:[7134]= I =
Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted! prov.
[Usenet] Since [7135]Usenet first got off the ground in 1980-81, it
has grown exponentially, approximately doubling in size every year. On
the other hand, most people feel the [7136]signal-to-noise ratio of
Usenet has dropped steadily. These trends led, as far back as
mid-1983, to predictions of the imminent collapse (or death) of the
net. Ten years and numerous doublings later, enough of these gloomy
prognostications have been confounded that the phrase "Imminent Death
Of The Net Predicted!" has become a running joke, hauled out any time
someone grumbles about the [7137]S/N ratio or the huge and steadily
increasing volume, or the possible loss of a key node or link, or the
potential for lawsuits when ignoramuses post copyrighted material,
etc., etc., etc.
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Node:in the extreme, Next:[7138]inc, Previous:[7139]Imminent Death Of
The Net Predicted!, Up:[7140]= I =
in the extreme adj.
A preferred superlative suffix for many hackish terms. See, for
example, `obscure in the extreme' under [7141]obscure, and compare
[7142]highly.
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Node:inc, Next:[7143]incantation, Previous:[7144]in the extreme,
Up:[7145]= I =
inc /ink/ v.
Verbal (and only rarely written) shorthand for increment, i.e.
`increase by one'. Especially used by assembly programmers, as many
assembly languages have an inc mnemonic. Antonym: dec (see [7146]DEC).
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Node:incantation, Next:[7147]include, Previous:[7148]inc, Up:[7149]= I
=
incantation n.
Any particularly arbitrary or obscure command that one must mutter at
a system to attain a desired result. Not used of passwords or other
explicit security features. Especially used of tricks that are so
poorly documented that they must be learned from a [7150]wizard. "This
compiler normally locates initialized data in the data segment, but if
you [7151]mutter the right incantation they will be forced into text
space."
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Node:include, Next:[7152]include war, Previous:[7153]incantation,
Up:[7154]= I =
include vt.
[Usenet] 1. To duplicate a portion (or whole) of another's message
(typically with attribution to the source) in a reply or followup, for
clarifying the context of one's response. See the discussion of
inclusion styles under "Hacker Writing Style". 2. [from [7155]C]
#include has appeared in [7156]sig blocks to refer to a
notional `standard [7157]disclaimer file'.
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Node:include war, Next:[7158]indent style, Previous:[7159]include,
Up:[7160]= I =
include war n.
Excessive multi-leveled inclusion within a discussion [7161]thread, a
practice that tends to annoy readers. In a forum with high-traffic
newsgroups, such as Usenet, this can lead to [7162]flames and the urge
to start a [7163]kill file.
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Node:indent style, Next:[7164]index of X, Previous:[7165]include war,
Up:[7166]= I =
indent style n.
[C, C++, and Java programmers] The rules one uses to indent code in a
readable fashion. There are four major C indent styles, described
below; all have the aim of making it easier for the reader to visually
track the scope of control constructs. They have been inherited by C++
and Java, which have C-like syntaxes. The significant variable is the
placement of { and } with respect to the statement(s) they enclose and
to the guard or controlling statement (if, else, for, while, or do) on
the block, if any.
`K&R style' -- Named after Kernighan & Ritchie, because the examples
in [7167]K&R are formatted this way. Also called `kernel style'
because the Unix kernel is written in it, and the `One True Brace
Style' (abbrev. 1TBS) by its partisans. In C code, the body is
typically indented by eight spaces (or one tab) per level, as shown
here. Four spaces are occasionally seen in C, but in C++ and Java four
tends to be the rule rather than the exception.
if () {
}
`Allman style' -- Named for Eric Allman, a Berkeley hacker who wrote a
lot of the BSD utilities in it (it is sometimes called `BSD style').
Resembles normal indent style in Pascal and Algol. It is the only
style other than K&R in widespread use among Java programmers. Basic
indent per level shown here is eight spaces, but four (or sometimes
three) spaces are generally preferred by C++ and Java programmers.
if ()
{
}
`Whitesmiths style' -- popularized by the examples that came with
Whitesmiths C, an early commercial C compiler. Basic indent per level
shown here is eight spaces, but four spaces are occasionally seen.
if ()
{
}
`GNU style' -- Used throughout GNU EMACS and the Free Software
Foundation code, and just about nowhere else. Indents are always four
spaces per level, with { and } halfway between the outer and inner
indent levels.
if ()
{
}
Surveys have shown the Allman and Whitesmiths styles to be the most
common, with about equal mind shares. K&R/1TBS used to be nearly
universal, but is now much less common in C (the opening brace tends
to get lost against the right paren of the guard part in an if or
while, which is a [7168]Bad Thing). Defenders of 1TBS argue that any
putative gain in readability is less important than their style's
relative economy with vertical space, which enables one to see more
code on one's screen at once.
The Java Language Specification legislates not only the capitalization
of identifiers, but where nouns, adjectives, and verbs should be in
method, class, interface, and variable names (section 6.8). While the
specification stops short of also standardizing on a bracing style,
all source code originating from Sun Laboratories uses the K&R style.
This has set a precedent for Java programmers, which most follow.
Doubtless these issues will continue to be the subject of [7169]holy
wars.
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Node:index of X, Next:[7170]infant mortality, Previous:[7171]indent
style, Up:[7172]= I =
index of X n.
See [7173]coefficient of X.
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Node:infant mortality, Next:[7174]infinite, Previous:[7175]index of X,
Up:[7176]= I =
infant mortality n.
It is common lore among hackers (and in the electronics industry at
large; this term is possibly techspeak by now) that the chances of
sudden hardware failure drop off exponentially with a machine's time
since first use (that is, until the relatively distant time at which
enough mechanical wear in I/O devices and thermal-cycling stress in
components has accumulated for the machine to start going senile). Up
to half of all chip and wire failures happen within a new system's
first few weeks; such failures are often referred to as `infant
mortality' problems (or, occasionally, as `sudden infant death
syndrome'). See [7177]bathtub curve, [7178]burn-in period.
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Node:infinite, Next:[7179]infinite loop, Previous:[7180]infant
mortality, Up:[7181]= I =
infinite adj.
[common] Consisting of a large number of objects; extreme. Used very
loosely as in: "This program produces infinite garbage." "He is an
infinite loser." The word most likely to follow `infinite', though, is
[7182]hair. (It has been pointed out that fractals are an excellent
example of infinite hair.) These uses are abuses of the word's
mathematical meaning. The term `semi-infinite', denoting an
immoderately large amount of some resource, is also heard. "This
compiler is taking a semi-infinite amount of time to optimize my
program." See also [7183]semi.
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Node:infinite loop, Next:[7184]Infinite-Monkey Theorem,
Previous:[7185]infinite, Up:[7186]= I =
infinite loop n.
One that never terminates (that is, the machine [7187]spins or
[7188]buzzes forever and goes [7189]catatonic). There is a standard
joke that has been made about each generation's exemplar of the
ultra-fast machine: "The Cray-3 is so fast it can execute an infinite
loop in under 2 seconds!"
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Node:Infinite-Monkey Theorem, Next:[7190]infinity,
Previous:[7191]infinite loop, Up:[7192]= I =
Infinite-Monkey Theorem n.
"If you put an [7193]infinite number of monkeys at typewriters,
eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet." (One may also
hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time.)
This theorem asserts nothing about the intelligence of the one
[7194]random monkey that eventually comes up with the script (and note
that the mob will also type out all the possible incorrect versions of
Hamlet). It may be referred to semi-seriously when justifying a
[7195]brute force method; the implication is that, with enough
resources thrown at it, any technical challenge becomes a
[7196]one-banana problem. This argument gets more respect since
[7197]Linux justified the [7198]bazaar mode of development.
This theorem was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur
Eddington. It became part of the idiom of techies via the classic SF
short story "Inflexible Logic" by Russell Maloney, and many younger
hackers know it through a reference in Douglas Adams's "Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy". On 1 April 2000 the usage acquired its own
Internet standard, [7199]http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2795.txt
(Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite).
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Node:infinity, Next:[7200]inflate, Previous:[7201]Infinite-Monkey
Theorem, Up:[7202]= I =
infinity n.
1. The largest value that can be represented in a particular type of
variable (register, memory location, data type, whatever). 2. `minus
infinity': The smallest such value, not necessarily or even usually
the simple negation of plus infinity. In N-bit twos-complement
arithmetic, infinity is 2^(N-1) - 1 but minus infinity is - (2^(N-1)),
not -(2^(N-1) - 1). Note also that this is different from time T
equals minus infinity, which is closer to a mathematician's usage of
infinity.
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Node:inflate, Next:[7203]Infocom, Previous:[7204]infinity, Up:[7205]=
I =
inflate vt.
To decompress or [7206]puff a file. Rare among Internet hackers, used
primarily by MS-DOS/Windows types.
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Node:Infocom, Next:[7207]initgame, Previous:[7208]inflate, Up:[7209]=
I =
Infocom n.
A now-legendary games company, active from 1979 to 1989, that
commercialized the MDL parser technology used for [7210]Zork to
produce a line of text adventure games that remain favorites among
hackers. Infocom's games were intelligent, funny, witty, erudite,
irreverent, challenging, satirical, and most thoroughly hackish in
spirit. The physical game packages from Infocom are now prized
collector's items. After being acquired by Activision in 1989 they did
a few more "modern" (e.g. graphics-intensive) games which were less
successful than reissues of their classics.
The software, thankfully, is still extant; Infocom games were written
in a kind of P-code and distributed with a P-code interpreter core,
and not only freeware emulators for that interpreter but an actual
compiler as well have been written to permit the P-code to be run on
platforms the games never originally graced. In fact, new games
written in this P-code are still bering written. (Emulators that can
run Infocom game ZIPs, and new games, are available at
[7211]ftp://wuarchive.wustl.edu:/doc/misc/if-archive/infocom.)
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Node:initgame, Next:[7212]insanely great, Previous:[7213]Infocom,
Up:[7214]= I =
initgame /in-it'gaym/ n.
[IRC] An [7215]IRC version of the trivia game "Botticelli", in which
one user changes his [7216]nick to the initials of a famous person or
other named entity, and the others on the channel ask yes or no
questions, with the one to guess the person getting to be "it" next.
As a courtesy, the one picking the initials starts by providing a
4-letter hint of the form sex, nationality, life-status,
reality-status. For example, MAAR means "Male, American, Alive, Real"
(as opposed to "fictional"). Initgame can be surprisingly addictive.
See also [7217]hing.
[1996 update: a recognizable version of the initgame has become a
staple of some radio talk shows in the U.S. We had it first! - ESR]
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Node:insanely great, Next:[7218]installfest, Previous:[7219]initgame,
Up:[7220]= I =
insanely great adj.
[Mac community, from Steve Jobs; also BSD Unix people via Bill Joy]
Something so incredibly [7221]elegant that it is imaginable only to
someone possessing the most puissant of [7222]hacker-natures.
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Node:installfest, Next:[7223]INTERCAL, Previous:[7224]insanely great,
Up:[7225]= I =
installfest
[Linux community since c.1998] Common portmanteau word for
"installation festival"; Linux user groups frequently run these.
Computer users are invited to bring their machines to have Linux
installed on their machines. The idea is to get them painlessly over
the biggest hump in migrating to Linux, which is initially installing
and configuring it for the user's machine.
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Node:INTERCAL, Next:[7226]interesting, Previous:[7227]installfest,
Up:[7228]= I =
INTERCAL /in't*r-kal/ n.
[said by the authors to stand for `Compiler Language With No
Pronounceable Acronym'] A computer language designed by Don Woods and
James Lyons in 1972. INTERCAL is purposely different from all other
computer languages in all ways but one; it is purely a written
language, being totally unspeakable. An excerpt from the INTERCAL
Reference Manual will make the style of the language clear:
It is a well-known and oft-demonstrated fact that a person whose
work is incomprehensible is held in high esteem. For example, if
one were to state that the simplest way to store a value of 65536
in a 32-bit INTERCAL variable is:
DO :1 <- #0$#256
any sensible programmer would say that that was absurd. Since this
is indeed the simplest method, the programmer would be made to look
foolish in front of his boss, who would of course have happened to
turn up, as bosses are wont to do. The effect would be no less
devastating for the programmer having been correct.
INTERCAL has many other peculiar features designed to make it even
more unspeakable. The Woods-Lyons implementation was actually used by
many (well, at least several) people at Princeton. The language has
been recently reimplemented as C-INTERCAL and is consequently enjoying
an unprecedented level of unpopularity; there is even an
alt.lang.intercal newsgroup devoted to the study and ... appreciation
of the language on Usenet.
Inevitably, INTERCAL has a home page on the Web:
[7229]http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/intercal/. An extended version,
implemented in (what else?) [7230]Perl and adding object-oriented
features, is available at [7231]http://dd-sh.assurdo.com/INTERCAL. See
also [7232]Befunge.
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Node:interesting, Next:[7233]Internet, Previous:[7234]INTERCAL,
Up:[7235]= I =
interesting adj.
In hacker parlance, this word has strong connotations of `annoying',
or `difficult', or both. Hackers relish a challenge, and enjoy
wringing all the irony possible out of the ancient Chinese curse "May
you live in interesting times". Oppose [7236]trivial,
[7237]uninteresting.
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Node:Internet, Next:[7238]Internet address,
Previous:[7239]interesting, Up:[7240]= I =
Internet n.
The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the
ARPANET, a U.S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has
been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network
architecture for military command-and-control that could survive
disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth; in fact,
ARPANET was conceived from the start as a way to get most economical
use out of then-scarce large-computer resources.
As originally imagined, ARPANET's major use would have been to support
what is now called remote login and more sophisticated forms of
distributed computing, but the infant technology of electronic mail
quickly grew to dominate actual usage. Universities, research labs and
defense contractors early discovered the Internet's potential as a
medium of communication between humans and linked up in steadily
increasing numbers, connecting together a quirky mix of academics,
techies, hippies, SF fans, hackers, and anarchists. The roots of this
lexicon lie in those early years.
Over the next quarter-century the Internet evolved in many ways. The
typical machine/OS combination moved from [7241]DEC [7242]PDP-10s and
[7243]PDP-20s, running [7244]TOPS-10 and [7245]TOPS-20, to PDP-11s and
VAXes and Suns running [7246]Unix, and in the 1990s to Unix on Intel
microcomputers. The Internet's protocols grew more capable, most
notably in the move from NCP/IP to [7247]TCP/IP in 1982 and the
implementation of Domain Name Service in 1983. It was around this time
that people began referring to the collection of interconnected
networks with ARPANET at its core as "the Internet".
The ARPANET had a fairly strict set of participation guidelines -
connected institutions had to be involved with a DOD-related research
project. By the mid-80s, many of the organizations clamoring to join
didn't fit this profile. In 1986, the National Science Foundation
built NSFnet to open up access to its five regional supercomputing
centers; NSFnet became the backbone of the Internet, replacing the
original ARPANET pipes (which were formally shut down in 1990).
Between 1990 and late 1994 the pieces of NSFnet were sold to major
telecommunications companies until the Internet backbone had gone
completely commercial.
That year, 1994, was also the year the mainstream culture discovered
the Internet. Once again, the [7248]killer app was not the anticipated
one - rather, what caught the public imagination was the hypertext and
multimedia features of the World Wide Web. Subsequently the Internet
has seen off its only serious challenger (the OSI protocol stack
favored by European telecom monopolies) and is in the process of
absorbing into itself many of the proprietary networks built during
the second wave of wide-area networking after 1980. It is now (1996) a
commonplace even in mainstream media to predict that a
globally-extended Internet will become the key unifying communications
technology of the next century. See also [7249]the network and
[7250]Internet address.
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Node:Internet address, Next:[7251]Internet Death Penalty,
Previous:[7252]Internet, Up:[7253]= I =
Internet address n.
1. [techspeak] An absolute network address of the form foo@bar.baz,
where foo is a user name, bar is a [7254]sitename, and baz is a
`domain' name, possibly including periods itself. Contrast with
[7255]bang path; see also [7256]the network and [7257]network address.
All Internet machines and most UUCP sites can now resolve these
addresses, thanks to a large amount of behind-the-scenes magic and
[7258]PD software written since 1980 or so. See also [7259]bang path,
[7260]domainist. 2. More loosely, any network address reachable
through Internet; this includes [7261]bang path addresses and some
internal corporate and government networks.
Reading Internet addresses is something of an art. Here are the four
most important top-level functional Internet domains followed by a
selection of geographical domains:
com
commercial organizations
edu
educational institutions
gov
U.S. government civilian sites
mil
U.S. military sites
Note that most of the sites in the com and edu domains are in the U.S.
or Canada.
us
sites in the U.S. outside the functional domains
su
sites in the ex-Soviet Union (see [7262]kremvax).
uk
sites in the United Kingdom
Within the us domain, there are subdomains for the fifty states, each
generally with a name identical to the state's postal abbreviation.
Within the uk domain, there is an ac subdomain for academic sites and
a co domain for commercial ones. Other top-level domains may be
divided up in similar ways.
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Node:Internet Death Penalty, Next:[7263]Internet Exploder,
Previous:[7264]Internet address, Up:[7265]= I =
Internet Death Penalty
[Usenet] (often abbreviated IDP) The ultimate sanction against
[7266]spam-emitting sites - complete shunning at the router level of
all mail and packets, as well as Usenet messages, from the offending
domain(s). Compare [7267]Usenet Death Penalty, with which it is
sometimes confused.
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Node:Internet Exploder, Next:[7268]Internet Exploiter,
Previous:[7269]Internet Death Penalty, Up:[7270]= I =
Internet Exploder
[very common] Pejorative hackerism for Microsoft's "Internet Explorer"
web browser (also "Internet Exploiter"). Compare [7271]HP-SUX,
[7272]AIDX, [7273]buglix, [7274]Macintrash, [7275]Telerat,
[7276]ScumOS, [7277]sun-stools, [7278]Slowlaris.
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Node:Internet Exploiter, Next:[7279]interrupt, Previous:[7280]Internet
Exploder, Up:[7281]= I =
Internet Exploiter n.
Another common name-of-insult for Internet Explorer, Microsoft's
overweight Web Browser; more hostile than [7282]Internet Exploder.
Reflects widespread hostility to Microsoft and a sense that it is
seeking to hijack, monopolize, and corrupt the Internet. Compare
[7283]Exploder and the less pejorative [7284]Netscrape.
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Node:interrupt, Next:[7285]interrupt list, Previous:[7286]Internet
Exploiter, Up:[7287]= I =
interrupt
1. [techspeak] n. On a computer, an event that interrupts normal
processing and temporarily diverts flow-of-control through an
"interrupt handler" routine. See also [7288]trap. 2. interj. A request
for attention from a hacker. Often explicitly spoken. "Interrupt --
have you seen Joe recently?" See [7289]priority interrupt. 3. Under
MS-DOS, nearly synonymous with `system call', because the OS and BIOS
routines are both called using the INT instruction (see
[7290]interrupt list) and because programmers so often have to bypass
the OS (going directly to a BIOS interrupt) to get reasonable
performance.
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Node:interrupt list, Next:[7291]interrupts locked out,
Previous:[7292]interrupt, Up:[7293]= I =
interrupt list n.
[MS-DOS] The list of all known software interrupt calls (both
documented and undocumented) for IBM PCs and compatibles, maintained
and made available for free redistribution by Ralf Brown
[7294]. As of late 1992, it had grown to
approximately two megabytes in length.
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Node:interrupts locked out, Next:[7295]intro, Previous:[7296]interrupt
list, Up:[7297]= I =
interrupts locked out adj.
When someone is ignoring you. In a restaurant, after several fruitless
attempts to get the waitress's attention, a hacker might well observe
"She must have interrupts locked out". The synonym `interrupts
disabled' is also common. Variations abound; "to have one's interrupt
mask bit set" and "interrupts masked out" are also heard. See also
[7298]spl.
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Node:intro, Next:[7299]IRC, Previous:[7300]interrupts locked out,
Up:[7301]= I =
intro n.
[[7302]demoscene] Introductory [7303]screen of some production. 2. A
short [7304]demo, usually showing just one or two [7305]screens. 3.
Small, usually 64k, 40k or 4k [7306]demo. Sizes are generally dictated
by [7307]compo rules. See also [7308]dentro, [7309]demo.
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Node:IRC, Next:[7310]iron, Previous:[7311]intro, Up:[7312]= I =
IRC /I-R-C/ n.
[Internet Relay Chat] A worldwide "party line" network that allows one
to converse with others in real time. IRC is structured as a network
of Internet servers, each of which accepts connections from client
programs, one per user. The IRC community and the [7313]Usenet and
[7314]MUD communities overlap to some extent, including both hackers
and regular folks who have discovered the wonders of computer
networks. Some Usenet jargon has been adopted on IRC, as have some
conventions such as [7315]emoticons. There is also a vigorous native
jargon, represented in this lexicon by entries marked `[IRC]'. See
also [7316]talk mode.
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Node:iron, Next:[7317]Iron Age, Previous:[7318]IRC, Up:[7319]= I =
iron n.
Hardware, especially older and larger hardware of [7320]mainframe
class with big metal cabinets housing relatively low-density
electronics (but the term is also used of modern supercomputers).
Often in the phrase [7321]big iron. Oppose [7322]silicon. See also
[7323]dinosaur.
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Node:Iron Age, Next:[7324]iron box, Previous:[7325]iron, Up:[7326]= I
=
Iron Age n.
In the history of computing, 1961-1971 -- the formative era of
commercial [7327]mainframe technology, when ferrite-core
[7328]dinosaurs ruled the earth. The Iron Age began, ironically
enough, with the delivery of the first minicomputer (the PDP-1) and
ended with the introduction of the first commercial microprocessor
(the Intel 4004) in 1971. See also [7329]Stone Age; compare
[7330]elder days.
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Node:iron box, Next:[7331]ironmonger, Previous:[7332]Iron Age,
Up:[7333]= I =
iron box n.
[Unix/Internet] A special environment set up to trap a [7334]cracker
logging in over remote connections long enough to be traced. May
include a modified [7335]shell restricting the cracker's movements in
unobvious ways, and `bait' files designed to keep him interested and
logged on. See also [7336]back door, [7337]firewall machine,
[7338]Venus flytrap, and Clifford Stoll's account in "[7339]The
Cuckoo's Egg" of how he made and used one (see the [7340]Bibliography
in Appendix C). Compare [7341]padded cell, [7342]honey pot.
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Node:ironmonger, Next:[7343]ISO standard cup of tea,
Previous:[7344]iron box, Up:[7345]= I =
ironmonger n.
[IBM] A hardware specialist (derogatory). Compare [7346]sandbender,
[7347]polygon pusher.
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Node:ISO standard cup of tea, Next:[7348]ISP,
Previous:[7349]ironmonger, Up:[7350]= I =
ISO standard cup of tea n.
[South Africa] A cup of tea with milk and one teaspoon of sugar, where
the milk is poured into the cup before the tea. Variations are ISO 0,
with no sugar; ISO 2, with two spoons of sugar; and so on. This may
derive from the "NATO standard" cup of coffee and tea (milk and two
sugars), military slang going back to the late 1950s and parodying
NATO's relentless bureacratic drive to standardize parts across
European and U.S. militaries.
Like many ISO standards, this one has a faintly alien ring in North
America, where hackers generally shun the decadent British practice of
adulterating perfectly good tea with dairy products and prefer instead
to add a wedge of lemon, if anything. If one were feeling extremely
silly, one might hypothesize an analogous `ANSI standard cup of tea'
and wind up with a political situation distressingly similar to
several that arise in much more serious technical contexts. (Milk and
lemon don't mix very well.)
[2000 update: There is now, in fact, a `British Standard BS6008: How
to make a standard cup of tea.' - ESR]
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Node:ISP, Next:[7351]ITS, Previous:[7352]ISO standard cup of tea,
Up:[7353]= I =
ISP /I-S-P/
Common abbreviation for Internet Service Provider, a kind of company
that barely existed before 1993. ISPs sell Internet access to the mass
market. While the big nationwide commercial BBSs with Internet access
(like America Online, CompuServe, GEnie, Netcom, etc.) are technically
ISPs, the term is usually reserved for local or regional small
providers (often run by hackers turned entrepreneurs) who resell
Internet access cheaply without themselves being information providers
or selling advertising. Compare [7354]NSP.
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Node:ITS, Next:[7355]IWBNI, Previous:[7356]ISP, Up:[7357]= I =
ITS /I-T-S/ n.
1. Incompatible Time-sharing System, an influential though highly
idiosyncratic operating system written for PDP-6s and PDP-10s at MIT
and long used at the MIT AI Lab. Much AI-hacker jargon derives from
ITS folklore, and to have been `an ITS hacker' qualifies one instantly
as an old-timer of the most venerable sort. ITS pioneered many
important innovations, including transparent file sharing between
machines and terminal-independent I/O. After about 1982, most actual
work was shifted to newer machines, with the remaining ITS boxes run
essentially as a hobby and service to the hacker community. The
shutdown of the lab's last ITS machine in May 1990 marked the end of
an era and sent old-time hackers into mourning nationwide (see
[7358]high moby). 2. A mythical image of operating-system perfection
worshiped by a bizarre, fervent retro-cult of old-time hackers and
ex-users (see [7359]troglodyte, sense 2). ITS worshipers manage
somehow to continue believing that an OS maintained by
assembly-language hand-hacking that supported only monocase
6-character filenames in one directory per account remains superior to
today's state of commercial art (their venom against [7360]Unix is
particularly intense). See also [7361]holy wars, [7362]Weenix.
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Node:IWBNI, Next:[7363]IYFEG, Previous:[7364]ITS, Up:[7365]= I =
IWBNI //
Abbreviation for `It Would Be Nice If'. Compare [7366]WIBNI.
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Node:IYFEG, Next:[7367]J. Random, Previous:[7368]IWBNI, Up:[7369]= I =
IYFEG //
[Usenet] Abbreviation for `Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group'. Used as
a meta-name when telling ethnic jokes on the net to avoid offending
anyone. See [7370]JEDR.
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Node:= J =, Next:[7371]= K =, Previous:[7372]= I =, Up:[7373]The
Jargon Lexicon
= J =
* [7374]J. Random:
* [7375]J. Random Hacker:
* [7376]jack in:
* [7377]jaggies:
* [7378]Java:
* [7379]JCL:
* [7380]JEDR:
* [7381]Jeff K.:
* [7382]jello:
* [7383]jiffy:
* [7384]job security:
* [7385]jock:
* [7386]joe code:
* [7387]jolix:
* [7388]juggling eggs:
* [7389]jump off into never-never land:
* [7390]jupiter:
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Node:J. Random, Next:[7391]J. Random Hacker, Previous:[7392]IYFEG,
Up:[7393]= J =
J. Random /J rand'm/ n.
[common; generalized from [7394]J. Random Hacker] Arbitrary; ordinary;
any one; any old. `J. Random' is often prefixed to a noun to make a
name out of it. It means roughly `some particular' or `any specific
one'. "Would you let J. Random Loser marry your daughter?" The most
common uses are `J. Random Hacker', `J. Random Loser', and `J. Random
Nerd' ("Should J. Random Loser be allowed to [7395]gun down other
people?"), but it can be used simply as an elaborate version of
[7396]random in any sense.
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Node:J. Random Hacker, Next:[7397]jack in, Previous:[7398]J. Random,
Up:[7399]= J =
J. Random Hacker /J rand'm hak'r/ n.
[very common] A mythical figure like the Unknown Soldier; the
archetypal hacker nerd. This term is one of the oldest in the jargon,
apparently going back to MIT in the 1960s. See [7400]random,
[7401]Suzie COBOL. This may originally have been inspired by `J. Fred
Muggs', a show-biz chimpanzee whose name was a household word back in
the early days of [7402]TMRC, and was probably influenced by `J.
Presper Eckert' (one of the co-inventors of the electronic computer).
See also [7403]Fred Foobar.
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Node:jack in, Next:[7404]jaggies, Previous:[7405]J. Random Hacker,
Up:[7406]= J =
jack in v.
To log on to a machine or connect to a network or [7407]BBS, esp. for
purposes of entering a [7408]virtual reality simulation such as a
[7409]MUD or [7410]IRC (leaving is "jacking out"). This term derives
from [7411]cyberpunk SF, in which it was used for the act of plugging
an electrode set into neural sockets in order to interface the brain
directly to a virtual reality. It is primarily used by MUD and IRC
fans and younger hackers on BBS systems.
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Node:jaggies, Next:[7412]Java, Previous:[7413]jack in, Up:[7414]= J =
jaggies /jag'eez/ n.
The `stairstep' effect observable when an edge (esp. a linear edge of
very shallow or steep slope) is rendered on a pixel device (as opposed
to a vector display).
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Node:Java, Next:[7415]JCL, Previous:[7416]jaggies, Up:[7417]= J =
Java
An object-oriented language originally developed at Sun by James
Gosling (and known by the name "Oak") with the intention of being the
successor to [7418]C++ (the project was however originally sold to Sun
as an embedded language for use in set-top boxes). After the great
Internet explosion of 1993-1994, Java was hacked into a
byte-interpreted language and became the focus of a relentless hype
campaign by Sun, which touted it as the new language of choice for
distributed applications.
Java is indeed a stronger and cleaner design than C++ and has been
embraced by many in the hacker community - but it has been a
considerable source of frustration to many others, for reasons ranging
from uneven support on different Web browser platforms, performance
issues, and some notorious deficiencies of some of the standard
toolkits (AWT in particular). [7419]Microsoft's determined attempts to
corrupt the language (which it rightly sees as a threat to its OS
monopoly) have not helped. As of 1999, these issues are still in the
process of being resolved.
Despite many attractive features and a good design, it is difficult to
find people willing to praise Java who have tried to implement a
complex, real-world system with it (but to be fair it is early days
yet, and no other language has ever been forced to spend its childhood
under the limelight the way Java has). On the other hand, Java has
already been a big [7420]win in academic circles, where it has taken
the place of [7421]Pascal as the preferred tool for teaching the
basics of good programming to the next generation of hackers.
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Node:JCL, Next:[7422]JEDR, Previous:[7423]Java, Up:[7424]= J =
JCL /J-C-L/ n.
1. IBM's supremely [7425]rude Job Control Language. JCL is the script
language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch
systems. JCL has a very [7426]fascist syntax, and some versions will,
for example, [7427]barf if two spaces appear where it expects one.
Most programmers confronted with JCL simply copy a working file (or
card deck), changing the file names. Someone who actually understands
and generates unique JCL is regarded with the mixed respect one gives
to someone who memorizes the phone book. It is reported that hackers
at IBM itself sometimes sing "Who's the breeder of the crud that
mangles you and me? I-B-M, J-C-L, M-o-u-s-e" to the tune of the
"Mickey Mouse Club" theme to express their opinion of the beast. 2. A
comparative for any very [7428]rude software that a hacker is expected
to use. "That's as bad as JCL." As with [7429]COBOL, JCL is often used
as an archetype of ugliness even by those who haven't experienced it.
See also [7430]IBM, [7431]fear and loathing.
A (poorly documented, naturally) shell simulating JCL syntax is
available at the Retrocomputing Museum
[7432]http://www.ccil.org/retro.
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Node:JEDR, Next:[7433]Jeff K., Previous:[7434]JCL, Up:[7435]= J =
JEDR // n.
Synonymous with [7436]IYFEG. At one time, people in the Usenet
newsgroup rec.humor.funny tended to use `JEDR' instead of [7437]IYFEG
or `'; this stemmed from a public attempt to suppress the
group once made by a loser with initials JEDR after he was offended by
an ethnic joke posted there. (The practice was [7438]retconned by the
expanding these initials as `Joke Ethnic/Denomination/Race'.) After
much sound and fury JEDR faded away; this term appears to be doing
likewise. JEDR's only permanent effect on the net.culture was to
discredit `sensitivity' arguments for censorship so thoroughly that
more recent attempts to raise them have met with immediate and
near-universal rejection.
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Node:Jeff K., Next:[7439]jello, Previous:[7440]JEDR, Up:[7441]= J =
Jeff K.
The spiritual successor to [7442]B1FF and the archetype of
[7443]script kiddies. Jeff K. is a sixteen-year-old suburbanite who
fancies himself a "l33t haX0r", although his knowledge of computers
seems to be limited to the procedure for getting Quake up and running.
His Web page [7444]http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk features a
number of hopelessly naive articles, essays, and rants, all filled
with the kind of misspellings, [7445]studlycaps, and number-for-letter
substitutions endemic to the script kiddie and [7446]warez d00dz
communities. Jeff's offerings, among other things, include hardware
advice (such as "AMD VERSIS PENTIUM" and "HOW TO OVARCLOAK YOUR
COMPUTAR"), his own Quake clan (Clan 40 OUNSCE), and his own comic
strip (Wacky Fun Computar Comic Jokes).
Like B1FF, Jeff K. is (fortunately) a hoax. Jeff K. was created by
internet game journalist Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, whose web site
Something Awful (http://www.somethingawful.com) highlights
unintentionally humorous news items and Web sites, as a parody of the
kind of teenage [7447]luser who infests Quake servers, chat rooms, and
other places where computer enthusiasts congregate. He is
well-recognized in the PC game community and his influence has spread
to hacker [7448]fora like Slashdot as well.
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Node:jello, Next:[7449]jiffy, Previous:[7450]Jeff K., Up:[7451]= J =
jello n.
[Usenet: by analogy with [7452]spam] A message that is both
excessively cross-posted and too frequently posted, as opposed to
[7453]spam (which is merely too frequently posted) or [7454]velveeta
(which is merely excessively cross-posted). This term is widely
recognized but not commonly used; most people refer to both kinds of
abuse or their combination as spam.
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Node:jiffy, Next:[7455]job security, Previous:[7456]jello, Up:[7457]=
J =
jiffy n.
1. The duration of one tick of the system clock on your computer (see
[7458]tick). Often one AC cycle time (1/60 second in the U.S. and
Canada, 1/50 most other places), but more recently 1/100 sec has
become common. "The swapper runs every 6 jiffies" means that the
virtual memory management routine is executed once for every 6 ticks
of the clock, or about ten times a second. 2. Confusingly, the term is
sometimes also used for a 1-millisecond [7459]wall time interval. 3.
Even more confusingly, physicists semi-jokingly use `jiffy' to mean
the time required for light to travel one foot in a vacuum, which
turns out to be close to one nanosecond. 4. Indeterminate time from a
few seconds to forever. "I'll do it in a jiffy" means certainly not
now and possibly never. This is a bit contrary to the more widespread
use of the word. Oppose [7460]nano. See also [7461]Real Soon Now.
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Node:job security, Next:[7462]jock, Previous:[7463]jiffy, Up:[7464]= J
=
job security n.
When some piece of code is written in a particularly [7465]obscure
fashion, and no good reason (such as time or space optimization) can
be discovered, it is often said that the programmer was attempting to
increase his job security (i.e., by making himself indispensable for
maintenance). This sour joke seldom has to be said in full; if two
hackers are looking over some code together and one points at a
section and says "job security", the other one may just nod.
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Node:jock, Next:[7466]joe code, Previous:[7467]job security,
Up:[7468]= J =
jock n.
1. A programmer who is characterized by large and somewhat brute-force
programs. See [7469]brute force. 2. When modified by another noun,
describes a specialist in some particular computing area. The
compounds `compiler jock' and `systems jock' seem to be the
best-established examples.
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Node:joe code, Next:[7470]jolix, Previous:[7471]jock, Up:[7472]= J =
joe code /joh' kohd`/ n.
1. Code that is overly [7473]tense and unmaintainable. "[7474]Perl may
be a handy program, but if you look at the source, it's complete joe
code." 2. Badly written, possibly buggy code.
Correspondents wishing to remain anonymous have fingered a particular
Joe at the Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory and observed that usage has
drifted slightly; the original sobriquet `Joe code' was intended in
sense 1.
1994 update: This term has now generalized to ` code', used to
designate code with distinct characteristics traceable to its author.
"This section doesn't check for a NULL return from malloc()! Oh. No
wonder! It's Ed code!". Used most often with a programmer who has left
the shop and thus is a convenient scapegoat for anything that is wrong
with the project.
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Node:jolix, Next:[7475]juggling eggs, Previous:[7476]joe code,
Up:[7477]= J =
jolix /joh'liks/ n.,adj.
386BSD, the freeware port of the BSD Net/2 release to the Intel i386
architecture by Bill Jolitz, Lynne Greer Jolitz, and friends. Used to
differentiate from BSDI's port based on the same source tape, which
used to be called BSD/386 and is now BSD/OS. See [7478]BSD.
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Node:juggling eggs, Next:[7479]jump off into never-never land,
Previous:[7480]jolix, Up:[7481]= J =
juggling eggs vi.
Keeping a lot of [7482]state in your head while modifying a program.
"Don't bother me now, I'm juggling eggs", means that an interrupt is
likely to result in the program's being scrambled. In the classic 1975
first-contact SF novel "The Mote in God's Eye", by Larry Niven and
Jerry Pournelle, an alien describes a very difficult task by saying
"We juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity." See also [7483]hack
mode and [7484]on the gripping hand.
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Node:jump off into never-never land, Next:[7485]jupiter,
Previous:[7486]juggling eggs, Up:[7487]= J =
jump off into never-never land v.
[from J. M. Barrie's "Peter Pan"] Same as [7488]branch to Fishkill,
but more common in technical cultures associated with non-IBM
computers that use the term `jump' rather than `branch'. Compare
[7489]hyperspace.
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Node:jupiter, Next:[7490]K, Previous:[7491]jump off into never-never
land, Up:[7492]= J =
jupiter vt.
[IRC] To kill an [7493]IRC [7494]bot or user and then take its place
by adopting its [7495]nick so that it cannot reconnect. Named after a
particular IRC user who did this to NickServ, the robot in charge of
preventing people from inadvertently using a nick claimed by another
user. Now commonly shortened to `jupe'.
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Node:= K =, Next:[7496]= L =, Previous:[7497]= J =, Up:[7498]The
Jargon Lexicon
= K =
* [7499]K:
* [7500]K&R:
* [7501]k-:
* [7502]kahuna:
* [7503]kamikaze packet:
* [7504]kangaroo code:
* [7505]ken:
* [7506]kernel-of-the-week club:
* [7507]kgbvax:
* [7508]KIBO:
* [7509]kiboze:
* [7510]kibozo:
* [7511]kick:
* [7512]kill file:
* [7513]killer app:
* [7514]killer micro:
* [7515]killer poke:
* [7516]kilo-:
* [7517]KIPS:
* [7518]KISS Principle:
* [7519]kit:
* [7520]klone:
* [7521]kludge:
* [7522]kluge:
* [7523]kluge around:
* [7524]kluge up:
* [7525]Knights of the Lambda Calculus:
* [7526]knobs:
* [7527]Knuth:
* [7528]koan:
* [7529]kremvax:
* [7530]kyrka:
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Node:K, Next:[7531]K&R, Previous:[7532]jupiter, Up:[7533]= K =
K /K/ n.
[from [7534]kilo-] A kilobyte. Used both as a spoken word and a
written suffix (like [7535]meg and [7536]gig for megabyte and
gigabyte). See [7537]quantifiers.
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Node:K&R, Next:[7538]k-, Previous:[7539]K, Up:[7540]= K =
K&R [Kernighan and Ritchie] n.
Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie's book "The C Programming
Language", esp. the classic and influential first edition
(Prentice-Hall 1978; ISBN 0-13-110163-3). Syn. [7541]White Book,
[7542]Old Testament. See also [7543]New Testament.
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Node:k-, Next:[7544]kahuna, Previous:[7545]K&R, Up:[7546]= K =
k- pref.
[rare; poss fr. `kilo-' prefix] Extremely. Rare among hackers, but
quite common among crackers and [7547]warez d00dz in compounds such as
`k-kool' /K'kool'/, `k-rad' /K'rad'/, and `k-awesome' /K'aw`sm/. Also
used to intensify negatives; thus, `k-evil', `k-lame', `k-screwed',
and `k-annoying'. Overuse of this prefix, or use in more formal or
technical contexts, is considered an indicator of [7548]lamer status.
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Node:kahuna, Next:[7549]kamikaze packet, Previous:[7550]k-, Up:[7551]=
K =
kahuna /k*-hoo'n*/ n.
[IBM: from the Hawaiian title for a shaman] Synonym for [7552]wizard,
[7553]guru.
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Node:kamikaze packet, Next:[7554]kangaroo code, Previous:[7555]kahuna,
Up:[7556]= K =
kamikaze packet n.
The `official' jargon for what is more commonly called a
[7557]Christmas tree packet. [7558]RFC-1025, "TCP and IP Bake Off"
says:
10 points for correctly being able to process a "Kamikaze" packet
(AKA nastygram, christmas tree packet, lamp test segment, et al.).
That is, correctly handle a segment with the maximum combination of
features at once (e.g., a SYN URG PUSH FIN segment with options and
data).
See also [7559]Chernobyl packet.
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Node:kangaroo code, Next:[7560]ken, Previous:[7561]kamikaze packet,
Up:[7562]= K =
kangaroo code n.
Syn. [7563]spaghetti code.
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Node:ken, Next:[7564]kernel-of-the-week club, Previous:[7565]kangaroo
code, Up:[7566]= K =
ken /ken/ n.
1. [Unix] Ken Thompson, principal inventor of Unix. In the early days
he used to hand-cut distribution tapes, often with a note that read
"Love, ken". Old-timers still use his first name (sometimes
uncapitalized, because it's a login name and mail address) in
third-person reference; it is widely understood (on Usenet, in
particular) that without a last name `Ken' refers only to Ken
Thompson. Similarly, Dennis without last name means Dennis Ritchie
(and he is often known as dmr). See also [7567]demigod, [7568]Unix. 2.
A flaming user. This was originated by the Software Support group at
Symbolics because the two greatest flamers in the user community were
both named Ken.
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Node:kernel-of-the-week club, Next:[7569]kgbvax, Previous:[7570]ken,
Up:[7571]= K =
kernel-of-the-week club
The fictional society that [7572]BSD [7573]bigots claim [Linux] users
belong to, alluding to the release-early-release-often style preferred
by the kernel maintainers. See [7574]bazaar. This was almost certainly
inspired by the earlier [7575]bug-of-the-month club.
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Node:kgbvax, Next:[7576]KIBO, Previous:[7577]kernel-of-the-week club,
Up:[7578]= K =
kgbvax /K-G-B'vaks/ n.
See [7579]kremvax.
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Node:KIBO, Next:[7580]kiboze, Previous:[7581]kgbvax, Up:[7582]= K =
KIBO /ki:'boh/
1. [acronym] Knowledge In, Bullshit Out. A summary of what happens
whenever valid data is passed through an organization (or person) that
deliberately or accidentally disregards or ignores its significance.
Consider, for example, what an advertising campaign can do with a
product's actual specifications. Compare [7583]GIGO; see also
[7584]SNAFU principle. 2. James Parry , a
Usenetter infamous for various surrealist net.pranks and an uncanny,
machine-assisted knack for joining any thread in which his nom de
guerre is mentioned. He has a website at [7585]http://www.kibo.com/.
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Node:kiboze, Next:[7586]kibozo, Previous:[7587]KIBO, Up:[7588]= K =
kiboze v.
[Usenet] To [7589]grep the Usenet news for a string, especially with
the intention of posting a follow-up. This activity was popularised by
Kibo (see [7590]KIBO, sense 2).
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Node:kibozo, Next:[7591]kick, Previous:[7592]kiboze, Up:[7593]= K =
kibozo /ki:-boh'zoh/ n.
[Usenet] One who [7594]kibozes but is not Kibo (see [7595]KIBO, sense
2).
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Node:kick, Next:[7596]kill file, Previous:[7597]kibozo, Up:[7598]= K =
kick v.
1. [IRC] To cause somebody to be removed from a [7599]IRC channel, an
option only available to channel ops. This is an extreme measure,
often used to combat extreme [7600]flamage or [7601]flooding, but
sometimes used at the [7602]CHOP's whim. Compare [7603]gun. 2. To
reboot a machine or kill a running process. "The server's down, let me
go kick it."
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Node:kill file, Next:[7604]killer app, Previous:[7605]kick, Up:[7606]=
K =
kill file n.
[Usenet; very common] (alt. `KILL file') Per-user file(s) used by some
[7607]Usenet reading programs (originally Larry Wall's rn(1)) to
discard summarily (without presenting for reading) articles matching
some particularly uninteresting (or unwanted) patterns of subject,
author, or other header lines. Thus to add a person (or subject) to
one's kill file is to arrange for that person to be ignored by one's
newsreader in future. By extension, it may be used for a decision to
ignore the person or subject in other media. See also [7608]plonk.
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Node:killer app, Next:[7609]killer micro, Previous:[7610]kill file,
Up:[7611]= K =
killer app
The application that actually makes a sustaining market for a
promising but under-utilized technology. First used in the mid-1980s
to describe Lotus 1-2-3 once it became evident that demand for that
product had been the major driver of the early business market for IBM
PCs. The term was then restrospectively applied to VisiCalc, which had
played a similar role in the success of the Apple II. After 1994 it
became commonplace to describe the World Wide Web as the Internet's
killer app. One of the standard questions asked about each new
personal-computer technology as it emerges has become "what's the
killer app?"
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Node:killer micro, Next:[7612]killer poke, Previous:[7613]killer app,
Up:[7614]= K =
killer micro n.
[popularized by Eugene Brooks] A microprocessor-based machine that
infringes on mini, mainframe, or supercomputer performance turf. Often
heard in "No one will survive the attack of the killer micros!", the
battle cry of the downsizers. Used esp. of RISC architectures.
The popularity of the phrase `attack of the killer micros' is
doubtless reinforced by the title of the movie "Attack Of The Killer
Tomatoes" (one of the [7615]canonical examples of
so-bad-it's-wonderful among hackers). This has even more [7616]flavor
now that killer micros have gone on the offensive not just
individually (in workstations) but in hordes (within massively
parallel computers).
[1996 update: Eugene Brooks was right. Since this term first entered
the Jargon File in 1990, the minicomputer has effectively vanished,
the [7617]mainframe sector is in deep and apparently terminal decline
(with IBM but a shadow of its former self), and even the supercomputer
business has contracted into a smaller niche. It's networked killer
micros as far as the eye can see. --ESR]
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Node:killer poke, Next:[7618]kilo-, Previous:[7619]killer micro,
Up:[7620]= K =
killer poke n.
A recipe for inducing hardware damage on a machine via insertion of
invalid values (see [7621]poke) into a memory-mapped control register;
used esp. of various fairly well-known tricks on [7622]bitty boxes
without hardware memory management (such as the IBM PC and Commodore
PET) that can overload and trash analog electronics in the monitor.
See also [7623]HCF.
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Node:kilo-, Next:[7624]KIPS, Previous:[7625]killer poke, Up:[7626]= K
=
kilo- pref.
[SI] See [7627]quantifiers.
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Node:KIPS, Next:[7628]KISS Principle, Previous:[7629]kilo-, Up:[7630]=
K =
KIPS /kips/ n.
[abbreviation, by analogy with [7631]MIPS using [7632]K] Thousands
(not 1024s) of Instructions Per Second. Usage: rare.
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Node:KISS Principle, Next:[7633]kit, Previous:[7634]KIPS, Up:[7635]= K
=
KISS Principle /kis' prin'si-pl/ n.
"Keep It Simple, Stupid". A maxim often invoked when discussing design
to fend off [7636]creeping featurism and control development
complexity. Possibly related to the [7637]marketroid maxim on sales
presentations, "Keep It Short and Simple".
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Node:kit, Next:[7638]klone, Previous:[7639]KISS Principle, Up:[7640]=
K =
kit n.
[Usenet; poss. fr. [7641]DEC slang for a full software distribution,
as opposed to a patch or upgrade] A source software distribution that
has been packaged in such a way that it can (theoretically) be
unpacked and installed according to a series of steps using only
standard Unix tools, and entirely documented by some reasonable chain
of references from the top-level [7642]README file. The more general
term [7643]distribution may imply that special tools or more stringent
conditions on the host environment are required.
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Node:klone, Next:[7644]kludge, Previous:[7645]kit, Up:[7646]= K =
klone /klohn/ n.
See [7647]clone, sense 4.
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Node:kludge, Next:[7648]kluge, Previous:[7649]klone, Up:[7650]= K =
kludge 1. /klooj/ n.
Incorrect (though regrettably common) spelling of [7651]kluge (US).
These two words have been confused in American usage since the early
1960s, and widely confounded in Great Britain since the end of World
War II. 2. [TMRC] A [7652]crock that works. (A long-ago "Datamation"
article by Jackson Granholme similarly said: "An ill-assorted
collection of poorly matching parts, forming a distressing whole.") 3.
v. To use a kludge to get around a problem. "I've kludged around it
for now, but I'll fix it up properly later."
This word appears to have derived from Scots `kludge' or `kludgie' for
a common toilet, via British military slang. It apparently became
confused with U.S. [7653]kluge during or after World War II; some
Britons from that era use both words in definably different ways, but
[7654]kluge is now uncommon in Great Britain. `Kludge' in Commonwealth
hackish differs in meaning from `kluge' in that it lacks the positive
senses; a kludge is something no Commonwealth hacker wants to be
associated too closely with. Also, `kludge' is more widely known in
British mainstream slang than `kluge' is in the U.S.
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Node:kluge, Next:[7655]kluge around, Previous:[7656]kludge, Up:[7657]=
K =
kluge /klooj/
[from the German `klug', clever; poss. related to Polish `klucz' (a
key, a hint, a main point)] 1. n. A Rube Goldberg (or Heath Robinson)
device, whether in hardware or software. 2. n. A clever programming
trick intended to solve a particular nasty case in an expedient, if
not clear, manner. Often used to repair bugs. Often involves
[7658]ad-hockery and verges on being a [7659]crock. 3. n. Something
that works for the wrong reason. 4. vt. To insert a kluge into a
program. "I've kluged this routine to get around that weird bug, but
there's probably a better way." 5. [WPI] n. A feature that is
implemented in a [7660]rude manner.
Nowadays this term is often encountered in the variant spelling
`kludge'. Reports from [7661]old farts are consistent that `kluge' was
the original spelling, reported around computers as far back as the
mid-1950s and, at that time, used exclusively of hardware kluges. In
1947, the "New York Folklore Quarterly" reported a classic shaggy-dog
story `Murgatroyd the Kluge Maker' then current in the Armed Forces,
in which a `kluge' was a complex and puzzling artifact with a trivial
function. Other sources report that `kluge' was common Navy slang in
the WWII era for any piece of electronics that worked well on shore
but consistently failed at sea.
However, there is reason to believe this slang use may be a decade
older. Several respondents have connected it to the brand name of a
device called a "Kluge paper feeder", an adjunct to mechanical
printing presses. Legend has it that the Kluge feeder was designed
before small, cheap electric motors and control electronics; it relied
on a fiendishly complex assortment of cams, belts, and linkages to
both power and synchronize all its operations from one motive
driveshaft. It was accordingly temperamental, subject to frequent
breakdowns, and devilishly difficult to repair -- but oh, so clever!
People who tell this story also aver that `Kluge' was the name of a
design engineer.
There is in fact a Brandtjen & Kluge Inc., an old family business that
manufactures printing equipment - interestingly, their name is
pronounced /kloo'gee/! Henry Brandtjen, president of the firm, told me
(ESR, 1994) that his company was co-founded by his father and an
engineer named Kluge /kloo'gee/, who built and co-designed the
original Kluge automatic feeder in 1919. Mr. Brandtjen claims,
however, that this was a simple device (with only four cams); he says
he has no idea how the myth of its complexity took hold.
[7662]TMRC and the MIT hacker culture of the early '60s seems to have
developed in a milieu that remembered and still used some WWII
military slang (see also [7663]foobar). It seems likely that `kluge'
came to MIT via alumni of the many military electronics projects that
had been located in Cambridge (many in MIT's venerable Building 20, in
which [7664]TMRC is also located) during the war.
The variant `kludge' was apparently popularized by the
[7665]Datamation article mentioned above; it was titled "How to Design
a Kludge" (February 1962, pp. 30, 31). This spelling was probably
imported from Great Britain, where [7666]kludge has an independent
history (though this fact was largely unknown to hackers on either
side of the Atlantic before a mid-1993 debate in the Usenet group
alt.folklore.computers over the First and Second Edition versions of
this entry; everybody used to think [7667]kludge was just a mutation
of [7668]kluge). It now appears that the British, having forgotten the
etymology of their own `kludge' when `kluge' crossed the Atlantic,
repaid the U.S. by lobbing the `kludge' orthography in the other
direction and confusing their American cousins' spelling!
The result of this history is a tangle. Many younger U.S. hackers
pronounce the word as /klooj/ but spell it, incorrectly for its
meaning and pronunciation, as `kludge'. (Phonetically, consider huge,
refuge, centrifuge, and deluge as opposed to sludge, judge, budge, and
fudge. Whatever its failings in other areas, English spelling is
perfectly consistent about this distinction.) British hackers mostly
learned /kluhj/ orally, use it in a restricted negative sense and are
at least consistent. European hackers have mostly learned the word
from written American sources and tend to pronounce it /kluhj/ but use
the wider American meaning!
Some observers consider this mess appropriate in view of the word's
meaning.
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Node:kluge around, Next:[7669]kluge up, Previous:[7670]kluge,
Up:[7671]= K =
kluge around vt.
To avoid a bug or difficult condition by inserting a [7672]kluge.
Compare [7673]workaround.
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Node:kluge up, Next:[7674]Knights of the Lambda Calculus,
Previous:[7675]kluge around, Up:[7676]= K =
kluge up vt.
To lash together a quick hack to perform a task; this is milder than
[7677]cruft together and has some of the connotations of [7678]hack up
(note, however, that the construction `kluge on' corresponding to
[7679]hack on is never used). "I've kluged up this routine to dump the
buffer contents to a safe place."
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Node:Knights of the Lambda Calculus, Next:[7680]knobs,
Previous:[7681]kluge up, Up:[7682]= K =
Knights of the Lambda Calculus n.
A semi-mythical organization of wizardly LISP and Scheme hackers. The
name refers to a mathematical formalism invented by Alonzo Church,
with which LISP is intimately connected. There is no enrollment list
and the criteria for induction are unclear, but one well-known LISPer
has been known to give out buttons and, in general, the members know
who they are....
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Node:knobs, Next:[7683]Knuth, Previous:[7684]Knights of the Lambda
Calculus, Up:[7685]= K =
knobs pl.n.
Configurable options, even in software and even those you can't adjust
in real time. Anything you can [7686]twiddle is a knob. "Has this PNG
viewer got an alpha knob?" Software may be described as having "knobs
and switches" or occasionally "knobs and lights".
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Node:Knuth, Next:[7687]koan, Previous:[7688]knobs, Up:[7689]= K =
Knuth /ka-nooth'/ n.
[Donald E. Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming"] Mythically, the
reference that answers all questions about data structures or
algorithms. A safe answer when you do not know: "I think you can find
that in Knuth." Contrast [7690]the literature. See also [7691]bible.
There is a Donald Knuth home page at
[7692]http://www-cs-faculty.Stanford.EDU/~knuth.
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Node:koan, Next:[7693]kremvax, Previous:[7694]Knuth, Up:[7695]= K =
koan /koh'an/ n.
A Zen teaching riddle. Classically, koans are attractive paradoxes to
be meditated on; their purpose is to help one to enlightenment by
temporarily jamming normal cognitive processing so that something more
interesting can happen (this practice is associated with Rinzei Zen
Buddhism). Hackers are very fond of the koan form and compose their
own koans for humororous and/or enlightening effect. See [7696]Some AI
Koans, [7697]has the X nature, [7698]hacker humor.
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Node:kremvax, Next:[7699]kyrka, Previous:[7700]koan, Up:[7701]= K =
kremvax /krem-vaks/ n.
[from the then large number of [7702]Usenet [7703]VAXen with names of
the form foovax] Originally, a fictitious Usenet site at the Kremlin,
announced on April 1, 1984 in a posting ostensibly originated there by
Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko. The posting was actually forged by
Piet Beertema as an April Fool's joke. Other fictitious sites
mentioned in the hoax were moskvax and [7704]kgbvax. This was probably
the funniest of the many April Fool's forgeries perpetrated on Usenet
(which has negligible security against them), because the notion that
Usenet might ever penetrate the Iron Curtain seemed so totally absurd
at the time.
In fact, it was only six years later that the first genuine site in
Moscow, demos.su, joined Usenet. Some readers needed convincing that
the postings from it weren't just another prank. Vadim Antonov, senior
programmer at Demos and the major poster from there up to mid-1991,
was quite aware of all this, referred to it frequently in his own
postings, and at one point twitted some credulous readers by blandly
asserting that he was a hoax!
Eventually he even arranged to have the domain's gateway site named
kremvax, thus neatly turning fiction into fact and demonstrating that
the hackish sense of humor transcends cultural barriers. [Mr. Antonov
also contributed the Russian-language material for this lexicon.
--ESR]
In an even more ironic historical footnote, kremvax became an
electronic center of the anti-communist resistance during the bungled
hard-line coup of August 1991. During those three days the Soviet UUCP
network centered on kremvax became the only trustworthy news source
for many places within the USSR. Though the sysops were concentrating
on internal communications, cross-border postings included immediate
transliterations of Boris Yeltsin's decrees condemning the coup and
eyewitness reports of the demonstrations in Moscow's streets. In those
hours, years of speculation that totalitarianism would prove unable to
maintain its grip on politically-loaded information in the age of
computer networking were proved devastatingly accurate -- and the
original kremvax joke became a reality as Yeltsin and the new Russian
revolutionaries of `glasnost' and `perestroika' made kremvax one of
the timeliest means of their outreach to the West.
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Node:kyrka, Next:[7705]lace card, Previous:[7706]kremvax, Up:[7707]= K
=
kyrka /chur'ka/ n.
[Swedish] See [7708]feature key.
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Node:= L =, Next:[7709]= M =, Previous:[7710]= K =, Up:[7711]The
Jargon Lexicon
= L =
* [7712]lace card:
* [7713]lag:
* [7714]lamer:
* [7715]language lawyer:
* [7716]languages of choice:
* [7717]LART:
* [7718]larval stage:
* [7719]lase:
* [7720]laser chicken:
* [7721]lasherism:
* [7722]laundromat:
* [7723]LDB:
* [7724]leaf site:
* [7725]leak:
* [7726]leaky heap:
* [7727]leapfrog attack:
* [7728]leech:
* [7729]leech mode:
* [7730]legal:
* [7731]legalese:
* [7732]LER:
* [7733]LERP:
* [7734]let the smoke out:
* [7735]letterbomb:
* [7736]lexer:
* [7737]lexiphage:
* [7738]life:
* [7739]Life is hard:
* [7740]light pipe:
* [7741]lightweight:
* [7742]like kicking dead whales down the beach:
* [7743]like nailing jelly to a tree:
* [7744]line 666:
* [7745]line eater the:
* [7746]line noise:
* [7747]line starve:
* [7748]linearithmic:
* [7749]link farm:
* [7750]link rot:
* [7751]link-dead:
* [7752]lint:
* [7753]Lintel:
* [7754]Linus:
* [7755]Linux:
* [7756]lion food:
* [7757]Lions Book:
* [7758]LISP:
* [7759]list-bomb:
* [7760]lithium lick:
* [7761]little-endian:
* [7762]live:
* [7763]live data:
* [7764]Live Free Or Die!:
* [7765]livelock:
* [7766]liveware:
* [7767]lobotomy:
* [7768]locals the:
* [7769]locked and loaded:
* [7770]locked up:
* [7771]logic bomb:
* [7772]logical:
* [7773]loop through:
* [7774]loose bytes:
* [7775]lord high fixer:
* [7776]lose:
* [7777]lose lose:
* [7778]loser:
* [7779]losing:
* [7780]loss:
* [7781]lossage:
* [7782]lost in the noise:
* [7783]lost in the underflow:
* [7784]lots of MIPS but no I/O:
* [7785]low-bandwidth:
* [7786]LPT:
* [7787]Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
* [7788]Lumber Cartel:
* [7789]lunatic fringe:
* [7790]lurker:
* [7791]luser:
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Node:lace card, Next:[7792]lag, Previous:[7793]kyrka, Up:[7794]= L =
lace card n. obs.
A [7795]punched card with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee
card' or `ventilator card'). Card readers tended to jam when they got
to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural
strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism. Card punches could
also jam trying to produce these things owing to power-supply
problems. When some practical joker fed a lace card through the
reader, you needed to clear the jam with a `card knife' -- which you
used on the joker first.
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Node:lag, Next:[7796]lamer, Previous:[7797]lace card, Up:[7798]= L =
lag n.
[MUD, IRC; very common] When used without qualification this is
synomous with [7799]netlag. Curiously, people will often complain "I'm
really lagged" when in fact it is their server or network connection
that is lagging.
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Node:lamer, Next:[7800]language lawyer, Previous:[7801]lag, Up:[7802]=
L =
lamer n.
[prob. originated in skateboarder slang] 1. Synonym for [7803]luser,
not used much by hackers but common among [7804]warez d00dz, crackers,
and [7805]phreakers. A person who downloads much, but who never
uploads. (Also known as `leecher'). Oppose [7806]elite. Has the same
connotations of self-conscious elitism that use of [7807]luser does
among hackers. 2. Someone who tries to crack a BBS. 3. Someone who
annoys the sysop or other BBS users - for instance, by posting lots of
silly messages, uploading virus-ridden software, frequently dropping
carrier, etc.
Crackers also use it to refer to cracker [7808]wannabees. In phreak
culture, a lamer is one who scams codes off others rather than doing
cracks or really understanding the fundamental concepts. In
[7809]warez d00dz culture, where the ability to wave around cracked
commercial software within days of (or before) release to the
commercial market is much esteemed, the lamer might try to upload
garbage or shareware or something incredibly old (old in this context
is read as a few years to anything older than 3 days).
`Lamer' is also much used in the IRC world in a similar sense to the
above.
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Node:language lawyer, Next:[7810]languages of choice,
Previous:[7811]lamer, Up:[7812]= L =
language lawyer n.
A person, usually an experienced or senior software engineer, who is
intimately familiar with many or most of the numerous restrictions and
features (both useful and esoteric) applicable to one or more computer
programming languages. A language lawyer is distinguished by the
ability to show you the five sentences scattered through a
200-plus-page manual that together imply the answer to your question
"if only you had thought to look there". Compare [7813]wizard,
[7814]legal, [7815]legalese.
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Node:languages of choice, Next:[7816]LART, Previous:[7817]language
lawyer, Up:[7818]= L =
languages of choice n.
[7819]C, [7820]C++, [7821]LISP, and [7822]Perl. Nearly every hacker
knows one of C or LISP, and most good ones are fluent in both. C++,
despite some serious drawbacks, is generally preferred to other
object-oriented languages (though in 1999 it looks as though
[7823]Java has displaced it in the affections of hackers, if not
everywhere). Since around 1990 Perl has rapidly been gaining favor,
especially as a tool for systems-administration utilities and rapid
prototyping. [7824]Python, Smalltalk and Prolog are also popular in
small but influential communities.
There is also a rapidly dwindling category of older hackers with
FORTRAN, or even assembler, as their language of choice. They often
prefer to be known as [7825]Real Programmers, and other hackers
consider them a bit odd (see "[7826]The Story of Mel" in Appendix A).
Assembler is generally no longer considered interesting or appropriate
for anything but [7827]HLL implementation, [7828]glue, and a few
time-critical and hardware-specific uses in systems programs. FORTRAN
occupies a shrinking niche in scientific programming.
Most hackers tend to frown on languages like [7829]Pascal and
[7830]Ada, which don't give them the near-total freedom considered
necessary for hacking (see [7831]bondage-and-discipline language), and
to regard everything even remotely connected with [7832]COBOL or other
traditional [7833]card walloper languages as a total and unmitigated
[7834]loss.
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Node:LART, Next:[7835]larval stage, Previous:[7836]languages of
choice, Up:[7837]= L =
LART //
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. 1. n. In the collective mythos of
[7838]scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit
of every [7839]BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet
of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers
and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally
goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery
over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries,
semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have
their partisans. Compare [7840]clue-by-four. 2. v. To use a LART. Some
would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart
their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning. 3. interj.
Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!". 4.
interj. [rare] Used in [7841]flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
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Node:larval stage, Next:[7842]lase, Previous:[7843]LART, Up:[7844]= L
=
larval stage n.
Describes a period of monomaniacal concentration on coding apparently
passed through by all fledgling hackers. Common symptoms include the
perpetration of more than one 36-hour [7845]hacking run in a given
week; neglect of all other activities including usual basics like
food, sleep, and personal hygiene; and a chronic case of advanced
bleary-eye. Can last from 6 months to 2 years, the apparent median
being around 18 months. A few so afflicted never resume a more
`normal' life, but the ordeal seems to be necessary to produce really
wizardly (as opposed to merely competent) programmers. See also
[7846]wannabee. A less protracted and intense version of larval stage
(typically lasting about a month) may recur when one is learning a new
[7847]OS or programming language.
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Node:lase, Next:[7848]laser chicken, Previous:[7849]larval stage,
Up:[7850]= L =
lase /layz/ vt.
To print a given document via a laser printer. "OK, let's lase that
sucker and see if all those graphics-macro calls did the right
things."
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Node:laser chicken, Next:[7851]lasherism, Previous:[7852]lase,
Up:[7853]= L =
laser chicken n.
Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts,
and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce. Many hackers call it
`laser chicken' for two reasons: It can [7854]zap you just like a
laser, and the sauce has a red color reminiscent of some laser beams.
The dish has also been called `gunpowder chicken'.
In a variation on this theme, it is reported that some Australian
hackers have redesignated the common dish `lemon chicken' as
`Chernobyl Chicken'. The name is derived from the color of the sauce,
which is considered bright enough to glow in the dark (as, mythically,
do some of the inhabitants of Chernobyl).
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Node:lasherism, Next:[7855]laundromat, Previous:[7856]laser chicken,
Up:[7857]= L =
lasherism n.
[Harvard] A program that solves a standard problem (such as the Eight
Queens puzzle or implementing the [7858]life algorithm) in a
deliberately nonstandard way. Distinguished from a [7859]crock or
[7860]kluge by the fact that the programmer did it on purpose as a
mental exercise. Such constructions are quite popular in exercises
such as the [7861]Obfuscated C Contest, and occasionally in
[7862]retrocomputing. Lew Lasher was a student at Harvard around 1980
who became notorious for such behavior.
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Node:laundromat, Next:[7863]LDB, Previous:[7864]lasherism, Up:[7865]=
L =
laundromat n.
Syn. [7866]disk farm; see [7867]washing machine.
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Node:LDB, Next:[7868]leaf site, Previous:[7869]laundromat, Up:[7870]=
L =
LDB /l*'d*b/ vt.
[from the PDP-10 instruction set] To extract from the middle. "LDB me
a slice of cake, please." This usage has been kept alive by Common
LISP's function of the same name. Considered silly. See also
[7871]DPB.
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Node:leaf site, Next:[7872]leak, Previous:[7873]LDB, Up:[7874]= L =
leaf site n.,obs.
Before pervasive TCP/IP, this term was used of a machine that merely
originated and read Usenet news or mail, and did not relay any
third-party traffic. It was often uttered in a critical tone; when the
ratio of leaf sites to backbone, rib, and other relay sites got too
high, the network tended to develop bottlenecks. Compare
[7875]backbone site, [7876]rib site. Now that traffic patterns depend
more on the distribution of routers than of host machines this term
has largely fallen out of use.
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Node:leak, Next:[7877]leaky heap, Previous:[7878]leaf site, Up:[7879]=
L =
leak n.
With qualifier, one of a class of resource-management bugs that occur
when resources are not freed properly after operations on them are
finished, so they effectively disappear (leak out). This leads to
eventual exhaustion as new allocation requests come in. [7880]memory
leak and [7881]fd leak have their own entries; one might also refer,
to, say, a `window handle leak' in a window system.
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Node:leaky heap, Next:[7882]leapfrog attack, Previous:[7883]leak,
Up:[7884]= L =
leaky heap n.
[Cambridge] An [7885]arena with a [7886]memory leak.
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Node:leapfrog attack, Next:[7887]leech, Previous:[7888]leaky heap,
Up:[7889]= L =
leapfrog attack n.
Use of userid and password information obtained illicitly from one
host (e.g., downloading a file of account IDs and passwords, tapping
TELNET, etc.) to compromise another host. Also, the act of TELNETting
through one or more hosts in order to confuse a trace (a standard
cracker procedure).
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Node:leech, Next:[7890]leech mode, Previous:[7891]leapfrog attack,
Up:[7892]= L =
leech
1. n. (Also `leecher'.) Among BBS types, crackers and [7893]warez
d00dz, one who consumes knowledge without generating new software,
cracks, or techniques. BBS culture specifically defines a leech as
someone who downloads files with few or no uploads in return, and who
does not contribute to the message section. Cracker culture extends
this definition to someone (a [7894]lamer, usually) who constantly
presses informed sources for information and/or assistance, but has
nothing to contribute. 2. v. [common, Toronto area] To instantly fetch
a file (other than a mail attachment) whether by FTP or IRC file req
or any other method. Seems to be a holdover from the early 1990s when
Toronto had a very active BBS and warez scene.
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Node:leech mode, Next:[7895]legal, Previous:[7896]leech, Up:[7897]= L
=
leech mode n.
[warez d00dz] "Leech mode" or "leech access" or (simply "leech" as in
"You get leech") is the access mode on a FTP site where one can
download as many files as one wants, without having to upload. Leech
mode is often promised on banner sites, but rarely obtained. See
[7898]ratio site, [7899]banner site.
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Node:legal, Next:[7900]legalese, Previous:[7901]leech mode, Up:[7902]=
L =
legal adj.
Loosely used to mean `in accordance with all the relevant rules', esp.
in connection with some set of constraints defined by software. "The
older =+ alternate for += is no longer legal syntax in ANSI C." "This
parser processes each line of legal input the moment it sees the
trailing linefeed." Hackers often model their work as a sort of game
played with the environment in which the objective is to maneuver
through the thicket of `natural laws' to achieve a desired objective.
Their use of `legal' is flavored as much by this game-playing sense as
by the more conventional one having to do with courts and lawyers.
Compare [7903]language lawyer, [7904]legalese.
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Node:legalese, Next:[7905]LER, Previous:[7906]legal, Up:[7907]= L =
legalese n.
Dense, pedantic verbiage in a language description, product
specification, or interface standard; text that seems designed to
obfuscate and requires a [7908]language lawyer to [7909]parse it.
Though hackers are not afraid of high information density and
complexity in language (indeed, they rather enjoy both), they share a
deep and abiding loathing for legalese; they associate it with
deception, [7910]suits, and situations in which hackers generally get
the short end of the stick.
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Node:LER, Next:[7911]LERP, Previous:[7912]legalese, Up:[7913]= L =
LER /L-E-R/
n. 1. [TMRC, from `Light-Emitting Diode'] A light-emitting resistor
(that is, one in the process of burning up). Ohm's law was broken. See
also [7914]SED. 2. An incandescent light bulb (the filament emits
light because it's resistively heated).
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Node:LERP, Next:[7915]let the smoke out, Previous:[7916]LER,
Up:[7917]= L =
LERP /lerp/ vi.,n.
Quasi-acronym for Linear Interpolation, used as a verb or noun for the
operation. "Bresenham's algorithm lerps incrementally between the two
endpoints of the line."
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Node:let the smoke out, Next:[7918]letterbomb, Previous:[7919]LERP,
Up:[7920]= L =
let the smoke out v.
To fry hardware (see [7921]fried). See [7922]magic smoke for a
discussion of the underlying mythology.
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Node:letterbomb, Next:[7923]lexer, Previous:[7924]let the smoke out,
Up:[7925]= L =
letterbomb
1. n. A piece of [7926]email containing [7927]live data intended to do
nefarious things to the recipient's machine or terminal. It used to be
possible, for example, to send letterbombs that would lock up some
specific kinds of terminals when they are viewed, so thoroughly that
the user must cycle power (see [7928]cycle, sense 3) to unwedge them.
Under Unix, a letterbomb can also try to get part of its contents
interpreted as a shell command to the mailer. The results of this
could range from silly to tragic; fortunately it has been some years
since any of the standard Unix/Internet mail software was vulnerable
to such an attack (though, as the Melissa virus attack demonstrated in
early 1999, Microsoft systems can have serious problems). See also
[7929]Trojan horse; compare [7930]nastygram. 2. Loosely, a
[7931]mailbomb.
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Node:lexer, Next:[7932]lexiphage, Previous:[7933]letterbomb,
Up:[7934]= L =
lexer /lek'sr/ n.
Common hacker shorthand for `lexical analyzer', the input-tokenizing
stage in the parser for a language (the part that breaks it into
word-like pieces). "Some C lexers get confused by the old-style
compound ops like =-."
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Node:lexiphage, Next:[7935]life, Previous:[7936]lexer, Up:[7937]= L =
lexiphage /lek'si-fayj`/ n.
A notorious word [7938]chomper on ITS. See [7939]bagbiter. This
program would draw on a selected victim's bitmapped terminal the words
"THE BAG" in ornate letters, followed a pair of jaws biting pieces of
it off.
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Node:life, Next:[7940]Life is hard, Previous:[7941]lexiphage,
Up:[7942]= L =
life n.
1. A cellular-automata game invented by John Horton Conway and first
introduced publicly by Martin Gardner ("Scientific American", October
1970); the game's popularity had to wait a few years for computers on
which it could reasonably be played, as it's no fun to simulate the
cells by hand. Many hackers pass through a stage of fascination with
it, and hackers at various places contributed heavily to the
mathematical analysis of this game (most notably Bill Gosper at MIT,
who even implemented life in [7943]TECO!; see [7944]Gosperism). When a
hacker mentions `life', he is much more likely to mean this game than
the magazine, the breakfast cereal, or the human state of existence.
2. The opposite of [7945]Usenet. As in "[7946]Get a life!"
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Node:Life is hard, Next:[7947]light pipe, Previous:[7948]life,
Up:[7949]= L =
Life is hard prov.
[XEROX PARC] This phrase has two possible interpretations: (1) "While
your suggestion may have some merit, I will behave as though I hadn't
heard it." (2) "While your suggestion has obvious merit, equally
obvious circumstances prevent it from being seriously considered." The
charm of the phrase lies precisely in this subtle but important
ambiguity.
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Node:light pipe, Next:[7950]lightweight, Previous:[7951]Life is hard,
Up:[7952]= L =
light pipe n.
Fiber optic cable. Oppose [7953]copper.
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Node:lightweight, Next:[7954]like kicking dead whales down the beach,
Previous:[7955]light pipe, Up:[7956]= L =
lightweight adj.
Opposite of [7957]heavyweight; usually found in combining forms such
as `lightweight process'.
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Node:like kicking dead whales down the beach, Next:[7958]like nailing
jelly to a tree, Previous:[7959]lightweight, Up:[7960]= L =
like kicking dead whales down the beach adj.
Describes a slow, difficult, and disgusting process. First popularized
by a famous quote about the difficulty of getting work done under one
of IBM's mainframe OSes. "Well, you could write a C compiler in COBOL,
but it would be like kicking dead whales down the beach." See also
[7961]fear and loathing.
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Node:like nailing jelly to a tree, Next:[7962]line 666,
Previous:[7963]like kicking dead whales down the beach, Up:[7964]= L =
like nailing jelly to a tree adj.
Used to describe a task thought to be impossible, esp. one in which
the difficulty arises from poor specification or inherent slipperiness
in the problem domain. "Trying to display the `prettiest' arrangement
of nodes and arcs that diagrams a given graph is like nailing jelly to
a tree, because nobody's sure what `prettiest' means algorithmically."
Hacker use of this term may recall mainstream slang originated early
in the 20th century by President Theodore Roosevelt. There is a legend
that, weary of inconclusive talks with Colombia over the right to dig
a canal through its then-province Panama, he remarked, "Negotiating
with those pirates is like trying to nail currant jelly to the wall."
Roosevelt's government subsequently encouraged the anti-Colombian
insurgency that created the nation of Panama.
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Node:line 666, Next:[7965]line eater the, Previous:[7966]like nailing
jelly to a tree, Up:[7967]= L =
line 666 [from Christian eschatological myth] n.
The notional line of source at which a program fails for obscure
reasons, implying either that somebody is out to get it (when you are
the programmer), or that it richly deserves to be so gotten (when you
are not). "It works when I trace through it, but seems to crash on
line 666 when I run it." "What happens is that whenever a large batch
comes through, mmdf dies on the Line of the Beast. Probably some twit
hardcoded a buffer size."
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Node:line eater the, Next:[7968]line noise, Previous:[7969]line 666,
Up:[7970]= L =
line eater, the n. obs.
[Usenet] 1. A bug in some now-obsolete versions of the netnews
software that used to eat up to BUFSIZ bytes of the article text. The
bug was triggered by having the text of the article start with a space
or tab. This bug was quickly personified as a mythical creature called
the `line eater', and postings often included a dummy line of `line
eater food'. Ironically, line eater `food' not beginning with a space
or tab wasn't actually eaten, since the bug was avoided; but if there
was a space or tab before it, then the line eater would eat the food
and the beginning of the text it was supposed to be protecting. The
practice of `sacrificing to the line eater' continued for some time
after the bug had been [7971]nailed to the wall, and is still
humorously referred to. The bug itself was still occasionally reported
to be lurking in some mail-to-netnews gateways as late as 1991. 2. See
[7972]NSA line eater.
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Node:line noise, Next:[7973]line starve, Previous:[7974]line eater
the, Up:[7975]= L =
line noise n.
1. [techspeak] Spurious characters due to electrical noise in a
communications link, especially an RS-232 serial connection. Line
noise may be induced by poor connections, interference or crosstalk
from other circuits, electrical storms, [7976]cosmic rays, or
(notionally) birds crapping on the phone wires. 2. Any chunk of data
in a file or elsewhere that looks like the results of line noise in
sense 1. 3. Text that is theoretically a readable text or program
source but employs syntax so bizarre that it looks like line noise in
senses 1 or 2. Yes, there are languages this ugly. The canonical
example is [7977]TECO; it is often claimed that "TECO's input syntax
is indistinguishable from line noise." Other non-[7978]WYSIWYG
editors, such as Multics qed and Unix ed, in the hands of a real
hacker, also qualify easily, as do deliberately obfuscated languages
such as [7979]INTERCAL.
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Node:line starve, Next:[7980]linearithmic, Previous:[7981]line noise,
Up:[7982]= L =
line starve
[MIT] 1. vi. To feed paper through a printer the wrong way by one line
(most printers can't do this). On a display terminal, to move the
cursor up to the previous line of the screen. "To print `X squared',
you just output `X', line starve, `2', line feed." (The line starve
causes the `2' to appear on the line above the `X', and the line feed
gets back to the original line.) 2. n. A character (or character
sequence) that causes a terminal to perform this action. ASCII
0011010, also called SUB or control-Z, was one common line-starve
character in the days before microcomputers and the X3.64 terminal
standard. Today, the term might be used for the ISO reverse line feed
character 0x8D. Unlike `line feed', `line starve' is not standard
[7983]ASCII terminology. Even among hackers it is considered a bit
silly. 3. [proposed] A sequence such as \c (used in System V echo, as
well as [7984]nroff and [7985]troff) that suppresses a [7986]newline
or other character(s) that would normally be emitted.
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Node:linearithmic, Next:[7987]link farm, Previous:[7988]line starve,
Up:[7989]= L =
linearithmic adj.
Of an algorithm, having running time that is O(N log N). Coined as a
portmanteau of `linear' and `logarithmic' in "Algorithms In C" by
Robert Sedgewick (Addison-Wesley 1990, ISBN 0-201-51425-7).
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Node:link farm, Next:[7990]link rot, Previous:[7991]linearithmic,
Up:[7992]= L =
link farm n.
[Unix] A directory tree that contains many links to files in a master
directory tree of files. Link farms save space when one is maintaining
several nearly identical copies of the same source tree -- for
example, when the only difference is architecture-dependent object
files. "Let's freeze the source and then rebuild the FROBOZZ-3 and
FROBOZZ-4 link farms." Link farms may also be used to get around
restrictions on the number of -I (include-file directory) arguments on
older C preprocessors. However, they can also get completely out of
hand, becoming the filesystem equivalent of [7993]spaghetti code.
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Node:link rot, Next:[7994]link-dead, Previous:[7995]link farm,
Up:[7996]= L =
link rot n.
The natural decay of web links as the sites they're connected to
change or die. Compare [7997]bit rot.
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Node:link-dead, Next:[7998]lint, Previous:[7999]link rot, Up:[8000]= L
=
link-dead adj.
[MUD] The state a player is in when they kill their connection to a
[8001]MUD without leaving it properly. The player is then commonly
left as a statue in the game, and is only removed after a certain
period of time (an hour on most MUDs). Used on [8002]IRC as well,
although it is inappropriate in that context. Compare [8003]netdead.
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Node:lint, Next:[8004]Lintel, Previous:[8005]link-dead, Up:[8006]= L =
lint
[from Unix's lint(1), named for the bits of fluff it supposedly picks
from programs] 1. vt. To examine a program closely for style, language
usage, and portability problems, esp. if in C, esp. if via use of
automated analysis tools, most esp. if the Unix utility lint(1) is
used. This term used to be restricted to use of lint(1) itself, but
(judging by references on Usenet) it has become a shorthand for
[8007]desk check at some non-Unix shops, even in languages other than
C. Also as v. [8008]delint. 2. n. Excess verbiage in a document, as in
"This draft has too much lint".
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Node:Lintel, Next:[8009]Linus, Previous:[8010]lint, Up:[8011]= L =
Lintel n.
The emerging [8012]Linux/Intel alliance. This term began to be used in
early 1999 after it became clear that the [8013]Wintel alliance was
under increasing strain and Intel started taking stakes in Linux
companies.
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Node:Linus, Next:[8014]Linux, Previous:[8015]Lintel, Up:[8016]= L =
Linus /leen'us'/ or /lin'us'/, not /li:'nus/
Linus Torvalds, the author of [8017]Linux. Nobody in the hacker
culture has been as readily recognized by first name alone since Ken
(Thompson).
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Node:Linux, Next:[8018]lion food, Previous:[8019]Linus, Up:[8020]= L =
Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n.
The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting
about 1991. The pronunciation /lee'nuhks/ is preferred because the
name `Linus' has an /ee/ sound in Swedish (Linus's family is part of
Finland's 6% ethnic-Swedish minority). This may be the most remarkable
hacker project in history -- an entire clone of Unix for 386, 486 and
Pentium micros, distributed for free with sources over the net (ports
to Alpha and Sparc and many other machines are also in use).
Linux is what [8021]GNU aimed to be, and it relies on the GNU toolset.
But the Free Software Foundation didn't produce the kernel to go with
that toolset until 1999, which was too late. Other, similar efforts
like FreeBSD and NetBSD have been technically successful but never
caught fire the way Linux has; as this is written in 2000, Linux is
seriously challenging Microsoft's OS dominance. It has already
captured 31% of the Internet-server market and 25% of general business
servers.
An earlier version of this entry opined "The secret of Linux's success
seems to be that Linus worked much harder early on to keep the
development process open and recruit other hackers, creating a
snowball effect." Truer than we knew. See [8022]bazaar.
(Some people object that the name `Linux' should be used to refer only
to the kernel, not the entire operating system. This claim is a proxy
for an underlying territorial dispute; people who insist on the term
`GNU/Linux' want the the [8023]FSF to get most of the credit for Linux
because RMS and friends wrote many of its user-level tools. Neither
this theory nor the term `GNU/Linux' has gained more than minority
acceptance).
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Node:lion food, Next:[8024]Lions Book, Previous:[8025]Linux,
Up:[8026]= L =
lion food n.
[IBM] Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative
drones in general). From an old joke about two lions who, escaping
from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet
after 2 months. When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other
overweight. The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just
once and they turned out a small army to chase me -- guns, nets, it
was terrible. Since then I've been reduced to eating mice, insects,
even grass." The fat one replies: "Well, I hid near an IBM office and
ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
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Node:Lions Book, Next:[8027]LISP, Previous:[8028]lion food, Up:[8029]=
L =
Lions Book n.
"Source Code and Commentary on Unix level 6", by John Lions. The two
parts of this book contained (1) the entire source listing of the Unix
Version 6 kernel, and (2) a commentary on the source discussing the
algorithms. These were circulated internally at the University of New
South Wales beginning 1976-77, and were, for years after, the only
detailed kernel documentation available to anyone outside Bell Labs.
Because Western Electric wished to maintain trade secret status on the
kernel, the Lions Book was only supposed to be distributed to
affiliates of source licensees. In spite of this, it soon spread by
[8030]samizdat to a good many of the early Unix hackers.
[1996 update: The Lions book lives again! It was put back in print as
ISBN 1-57398-013-7 from Peer-To-Peer Communications, with forewords by
Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson. In a neat bit of reflexivity, the
page before the contents quotes this entry.]
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Node:LISP, Next:[8031]list-bomb, Previous:[8032]Lions Book, Up:[8033]=
L =
LISP n.
[from `LISt Processing language', but mythically from `Lots of
Irritating Superfluous Parentheses'] AI's mother tongue, a language
based on the ideas of (a) variable-length lists and trees as
fundamental data types, and (b) the interpretation of code as data and
vice-versa. Invented by John McCarthy at MIT in the late 1950s, it is
actually older than any other [8034]HLL still in use except FORTRAN.
Accordingly, it has undergone considerable adaptive radiation over the
years; modern variants are quite different in detail from the original
LISP 1.5. The dominant HLL among hackers until the early 1980s, LISP
now shares the throne with [8035]C. Its partisans claim it is the only
language that is truly beautiful. See [8036]languages of choice.
All LISP functions and programs are expressions that return values;
this, together with the high memory utilization of LISPs, gave rise to
Alan Perlis's famous quip (itself a take on an Oscar Wilde quote) that
"LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of
nothing".
One significant application for LISP has been as a proof by example
that most newer languages, such as [8037]COBOL and [8038]Ada, are full
of unnecessary [8039]crocks. When the [8040]Right Thing has already
been done once, there is no justification for [8041]bogosity in newer
languages.
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Node:list-bomb, Next:[8042]lithium lick, Previous:[8043]LISP,
Up:[8044]= L =
list-bomb v.
To [8045]mailbomb someone by forging messages causing the victim to
become a subscriber to many mailing lists. This is a self-defeating
tactic; it merely forces mailing list servers to require confirmation
by return message for every subscription.
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Node:lithium lick, Next:[8046]little-endian, Previous:[8047]list-bomb,
Up:[8048]= L =
lithium lick n.
[NeXT] Steve Jobs. Employees who have gotten too much attention from
their esteemed founder are said to have `lithium lick' when they begin
to show signs of Jobsian fervor and repeat the most recent catch
phrases in normal conversation -- for example, "It just works, right
out of the box!"
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Node:little-endian, Next:[8049]live, Previous:[8050]lithium lick,
Up:[8051]= L =
little-endian adj.
Describes a computer architecture in which, within a given 16- or
32-bit word, bytes at lower addresses have lower significance (the
word is stored `little-end-first'). The PDP-11 and VAX families of
computers and Intel microprocessors and a lot of communications and
networking hardware are little-endian. See [8052]big-endian,
[8053]middle-endian, [8054]NUXI problem. The term is sometimes used to
describe the ordering of units other than bytes; most often, bits
within a byte.
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Node:live, Next:[8055]live data, Previous:[8056]little-endian,
Up:[8057]= L =
live /li:v/ adj.,adv.
[common] Opposite of `test'. Refers to actual real-world data or a
program working with it. For example, the response to "I think the
record deleter is finished" might be "Is it live yet?" or "Have you
tried it out on live data?" This usage usually carries the connotation
that live data is more fragile and must not be corrupted, or bad
things will happen. So a more appropriate response might be: "Well,
make sure it works perfectly before we throw live data at it." The
implication here is that record deletion is something pretty
significant, and a haywire record-deleter running amok live would
probably cause great harm.
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Node:live data, Next:[8058]Live Free Or Die!, Previous:[8059]live,
Up:[8060]= L =
live data n.
1. Data that is written to be interpreted and takes over program flow
when triggered by some un-obvious operation, such as viewing it. One
use of such hacks is to break security. For example, some smart
terminals have commands that allow one to download strings to program
keys; this can be used to write live data that, when listed to the
terminal, infects it with a security-breaking [8061]virus that is
triggered the next time a hapless user strikes that key. For another,
there are some well-known bugs in [8062]vi that allow certain texts to
send arbitrary commands back to the machine when they are simply
viewed. 2. In C code, data that includes pointers to function
[8063]hooks (executable code). 3. An object, such as a
[8064]trampoline, that is constructed on the fly by a program and
intended to be executed as code.
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Node:Live Free Or Die!, Next:[8065]livelock, Previous:[8066]live data,
Up:[8067]= L =
Live Free Or Die! imp.
1. The state motto of New Hampshire, which appears on that state's
automobile license plates. 2. A slogan associated with Unix in the
romantic days when Unix aficionados saw themselves as a tiny,
beleaguered underground tilting against the windmills of industry. The
"free" referred specifically to freedom from the [8068]fascist design
philosophies and crufty misfeatures common on competing operating
systems. Armando Stettner, one of the early Unix developers, used to
give out fake license plates bearing this motto under a large Unix,
all in New Hampshire colors of green and white. These are now valued
collector's items. In 1994 [8069]DEC put an inferior imitation of
these in circulation with a red corporate logo added. Compaq (half of
which was once DEC) has continued the practice.
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Node:livelock, Next:[8070]liveware, Previous:[8071]Live Free Or Die!,
Up:[8072]= L =
livelock /li:v'lok/ n.
A situation in which some critical stage of a task is unable to finish
because its clients perpetually create more work for it to do after
they have been serviced but before it can clear its queue. Differs
from [8073]deadlock in that the process is not blocked or waiting for
anything, but has a virtually infinite amount of work to do and can
never catch up.
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Node:liveware, Next:[8074]lobotomy, Previous:[8075]livelock,
Up:[8076]= L =
liveware /li:v'weir/ n.
1. Synonym for [8077]wetware. Less common. 2. [Cambridge] Vermin.
"Waiter, there's some liveware in my salad..."
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Node:lobotomy, Next:[8078]locals the, Previous:[8079]liveware,
Up:[8080]= L =
lobotomy n.
1. What a hacker subjected to formal management training is said to
have undergone. At IBM and elsewhere this term is used by both hackers
and low-level management; the latter doubtless intend it as a joke. 2.
The act of removing the processor from a microcomputer in order to
replace or upgrade it. Some very cheap [8081]clone systems are sold in
`lobotomized' form -- everything but the brain.
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Node:locals the, Next:[8082]locked and loaded,
Previous:[8083]lobotomy, Up:[8084]= L =
locals, the pl.n.
The users on one's local network (as opposed, say, to people one
reaches via public Internet or UUCP connects). The marked thing about
this usage is how little it has to do with real-space distance. "I
have to do some tweaking on this mail utility before releasing it to
the locals."
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Node:locked and loaded, Next:[8085]locked up, Previous:[8086]locals
the, Up:[8087]= L =
locked and loaded adj.,obs.
[from military slang for an M-16 rifle with magazine inserted and
prepared for firing] Said of a removable disk volume properly prepared
for use -- that is, locked into the drive and with the heads loaded.
Ironically, because their heads are `loaded' whenever the power is up,
this description is never used of [8088]Winchester drives (which are
named after a rifle).
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Node:locked up, Next:[8089]logic bomb, Previous:[8090]locked and
loaded, Up:[8091]= L =
locked up adj.
Syn. for [8092]hung, [8093]wedged.
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Node:logic bomb, Next:[8094]logical, Previous:[8095]locked up,
Up:[8096]= L =
logic bomb n.
Code surreptitiously inserted into an application or OS that causes it
to perform some destructive or security-compromising activity whenever
specified conditions are met. Compare [8097]back door.
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Node:logical, Next:[8098]loop through, Previous:[8099]logic bomb,
Up:[8100]= L =
logical adj.
[from the technical term `logical device', wherein a physical device
is referred to by an arbitrary `logical' name] Having the role of. If
a person (say, Les Earnest at SAIL) who had long held a certain post
left and were replaced, the replacement would for a while be known as
the `logical' Les Earnest. (This does not imply any judgment on the
replacement.) Compare [8101]virtual.
At Stanford, `logical' compass directions denote a coordinate system
in which `logical north' is toward San Francisco, `logical west' is
toward the ocean, etc., even though logical north varies between
physical (true) north near San Francisco and physical west near San
Jose. (The best rule of thumb here is that, by definition, El Camino
Real always runs logical north-and-south.) In giving directions, one
might say: "To get to Rincon Tarasco restaurant, get onto [8102]El
Camino Bignum going logical north." Using the word `logical' helps to
prevent the recipient from worrying about that the fact that the sun
is setting almost directly in front of him. The concept is reinforced
by North American highways which are almost, but not quite,
consistently labeled with logical rather than physical directions. A
similar situation exists at MIT: Route 128 (famous for the electronics
industry that has grown up along it) is a 3-quarters circle
surrounding Boston at a radius of 10 miles, terminating near the
coastline at each end. It would be most precise to describe the two
directions along this highway as `clockwise' and `counterclockwise',
but the road signs all say "north" and "south", respectively. A hacker
might describe these directions as `logical north' and `logical
south', to indicate that they are conventional directions not
corresponding to the usual denotation for those words. (If you went
logical south along the entire length of route 128, you would start
out going northwest, curve around to the south, and finish headed due
east, passing along one infamous stretch of pavement that is
simultaneously route 128 south and Interstate 93 north, and is signed
as such!)
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Node:loop through, Next:[8103]loose bytes, Previous:[8104]logical,
Up:[8105]= L =
loop through vt.
To process each element of a list of things. "Hold on, I've got to
loop through my paper mail." Derives from the computer-language notion
of an iterative loop; compare `cdr down' (under [8106]cdr), which is
less common among C and Unix programmers. ITS hackers used to say `IRP
over' after an obscure pseudo-op in the MIDAS PDP-10 assembler (the
same IRP op can nowadays be found in Microsoft's assembler).
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Node:loose bytes, Next:[8107]lord high fixer, Previous:[8108]loop
through, Up:[8109]= L =
loose bytes n.
Commonwealth hackish term for the padding bytes or [8110]shims many
compilers insert between members of a record or structure to cope with
alignment requirements imposed by the machine architecture.
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Node:lord high fixer, Next:[8111]lose, Previous:[8112]loose bytes,
Up:[8113]= L =
lord high fixer n.
[primarily British, from Gilbert & Sullivan's `lord high executioner']
The person in an organization who knows the most about some aspect of
a system. See [8114]wizard.
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Node:lose, Next:[8115]lose lose, Previous:[8116]lord high fixer,
Up:[8117]= L =
lose vi.
1. [very common] To fail. A program loses when it encounters an
exceptional condition or fails to work in the expected manner. 2. To
be exceptionally unesthetic or crocky. 3. Of people, to be obnoxious
or unusually stupid (as opposed to ignorant). See also [8118]deserves
to lose. 4. n. Refers to something that is [8119]losing, especially in
the phrases "That's a lose!" and "What a lose!"
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Node:lose lose, Next:[8120]loser, Previous:[8121]lose, Up:[8122]= L =
lose lose interj.
A reply to or comment on an undesirable situation. "I accidentally
deleted all my files!" "Lose, lose."
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Node:loser, Next:[8123]losing, Previous:[8124]lose lose, Up:[8125]= L
=
loser n.
An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer, or person. Someone
who habitually loses. (Even winners can lose occasionally.) Someone
who knows not and knows not that he knows not. Emphatic forms are
`real loser', `total loser', and `complete loser' (but not **`moby
loser', which would be a contradiction in terms). See [8126]luser.
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Node:losing, Next:[8127]loss, Previous:[8128]loser, Up:[8129]= L =
losing adj.
Said of anything that is or causes a [8130]lose or [8131]lossage. "The
compiler is losing badly when I try to use templates."
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Node:loss, Next:[8132]lossage, Previous:[8133]losing, Up:[8134]= L =
loss n.
Something (not a person) that loses; a situation in which something is
losing. Emphatic forms include `moby loss', and `total loss',
`complete loss'. Common interjections are "What a loss!" and "What a
moby loss!" Note that `moby loss' is OK even though **`moby loser' is
not used; applied to an abstract noun, moby is simply a magnifier,
whereas when applied to a person it implies substance and has positive
connotations. Compare [8135]lossage.
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Node:lossage, Next:[8136]lost in the noise, Previous:[8137]loss,
Up:[8138]= L =
lossage /los'*j/ n.
[very common] The result of a bug or malfunction. This is a mass or
collective noun. "What a loss!" and "What lossage!" are nearly
synonymous. The former is slightly more particular to the speaker's
present circumstances; the latter implies a continuing [8139]lose of
which the speaker is currently a victim. Thus (for example) a
temporary hardware failure is a loss, but bugs in an important tool
(like a compiler) are serious lossage.
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Node:lost in the noise, Next:[8140]lost in the underflow,
Previous:[8141]lossage, Up:[8142]= L =
lost in the noise adj.
Syn. [8143]lost in the underflow. This term is from signal processing,
where signals of very small amplitude cannot be separated from
low-intensity noise in the system. Though popular among hackers, it is
not confined to hackerdom; physicists, engineers, astronomers, and
statisticians all use it.
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Node:lost in the underflow, Next:[8144]lots of MIPS but no I/O,
Previous:[8145]lost in the noise, Up:[8146]= L =
lost in the underflow adj.
Too small to be worth considering; more specifically, small beyond the
limits of accuracy or measurement. This is a reference to `floating
underflow', a condition that can occur when a floating-point
arithmetic processor tries to handle quantities smaller than its limit
of magnitude. It is also a pun on `undertow' (a kind of fast, cold
current that sometimes runs just offshore and can be dangerous to
swimmers). "Well, sure, photon pressure from the stadium lights alters
the path of a thrown baseball, but that effect gets lost in the
underflow." Compare [8147]epsilon, [8148]epsilon squared; see also
[8149]overflow bit.
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Node:lots of MIPS but no I/O, Next:[8150]low-bandwidth,
Previous:[8151]lost in the underflow, Up:[8152]= L =
lots of MIPS but no I/O adj.
Used to describe a person who is technically brilliant but can't seem
to communicate with human beings effectively. Technically it describes
a machine that has lots of processing power but is bottlenecked on
input-output (in 1991, the IBM Rios, a.k.a. RS/6000, was a notorious
example).
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Node:low-bandwidth, Next:[8153]LPT, Previous:[8154]lots of MIPS but no
I/O, Up:[8155]= L =
low-bandwidth adj.
[from communication theory] Used to indicate a talk that, although not
[8156]content-free, was not terribly informative. "That was a
low-bandwidth talk, but what can you expect for an audience of
[8157]suits!" Compare [8158]zero-content, [8159]bandwidth,
[8160]math-out.
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Node:LPT, Next:[8161]Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology,
Previous:[8162]low-bandwidth, Up:[8163]= L =
LPT /L-P-T/ or /lip'it/ or /lip-it'/ n.
1. Line printer (originally Line Printing Terminal). Rare under Unix,
more common among hackers who grew up with ITS, MS-DOS, CP/M and other
operating systems that were strongly influenced by early [8164]DEC
conventions. 2. Local PorT. Used among MS-DOS programmers (and so
expanded in the MS-DOS 5 manual). It seems likely this is a
[8165]backronym.
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Node:Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology, Next:[8166]Lumber
Cartel, Previous:[8167]LPT, Up:[8168]= L =
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology prov.
"There is always one more bug."
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Node:Lumber Cartel, Next:[8169]lunatic fringe,
Previous:[8170]Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology, Up:[8171]= L =
Lumber Cartel n.
A mythical conspiracy accused by [8172]spam-spewers of funding
anti-spam activism in order to force the direct-mail promotions
industry back onto paper. Hackers, predictably, responded by forming a
"Lumber Cartel" spoofing this paranoid theory; the web page is
[8173]http://come.to/the.lumber.cartel. Members often include the tag
TINLC ("There Is No Lumber Cartel") in their postings; see [8174]TINC,
[8175]backbone cabal and [8176]NANA for explanation.
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Node:lunatic fringe, Next:[8177]lurker, Previous:[8178]Lumber Cartel,
Up:[8179]= L =
lunatic fringe n.
[IBM] Customers who can be relied upon to accept release 1 versions of
software. Compare [8180]heatseeker.
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Node:lurker, Next:[8181]luser, Previous:[8182]lunatic fringe,
Up:[8183]= L =
lurker n.
One of the `silent majority' in a electronic forum; one who posts
occasionally or not at all but is known to read the group's postings
regularly. This term is not pejorative and indeed is casually used
reflexively: "Oh, I'm just lurking." Often used in `the lurkers', the
hypothetical audience for the group's [8184]flamage-emitting regulars.
When a lurker speaks up for the first time, this is called
`delurking'.
The creator of the popular science-fiction TV series "Babylon 5" has
ties to SF fandom and the hacker culture. In that series, the use of
the term `lurker' for a homeless or displaced person is a conscious
reference to the jargon term.
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Node:luser, Next:[8185]M, Previous:[8186]lurker, Up:[8187]= L =
luser /loo'zr/ n.
[common] A [8188]user; esp. one who is also a [8189]loser.
([8190]luser and [8191]loser are pronounced identically.) This word
was coined around 1975 at MIT. Under ITS, when you first walked up to
a terminal at MIT and typed Control-Z to get the computer's attention,
it printed out some status information, including how many people were
already using the computer; it might print "14 users", for example.
Someone thought it would be a great joke to patch the system to print
"14 losers" instead. There ensued a great controversy, as some of the
users didn't particularly want to be called losers to their faces
every time they used the computer. For a while several hackers
struggled covertly, each changing the message behind the back of the
others; any time you logged into the computer it was even money
whether it would say "users" or "losers". Finally, someone tried the
compromise "lusers", and it stuck. Later one of the ITS machines
supported luser as a request-for-help command. ITS died the death in
mid-1990, except as a museum piece; the usage lives on, however, and
the term `luser' is often seen in program comments and on Usenet.
Compare [8192]mundane, [8193]muggle.
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Node:= M =, Next:[8194]= N =, Previous:[8195]= L =, Up:[8196]The
Jargon Lexicon
= M =
* [8197]M:
* [8198]M$:
* [8199]macdink:
* [8200]machinable:
* [8201]machoflops:
* [8202]Macintoy:
* [8203]Macintrash:
* [8204]macro:
* [8205]macro-:
* [8206]macrology:
* [8207]macrotape:
* [8208]maggotbox:
* [8209]magic:
* [8210]magic cookie:
* [8211]magic number:
* [8212]magic smoke:
* [8213]mail storm:
* [8214]mailbomb:
* [8215]mailing list:
* [8216]main loop:
* [8217]mainframe:
* [8218]management:
* [8219]mandelbug:
* [8220]manged:
* [8221]mangle:
* [8222]mangled name:
* [8223]mangler:
* [8224]manularity:
* [8225]marbles:
* [8226]marginal:
* [8227]Marginal Hacks:
* [8228]marginally:
* [8229]marketroid:
* [8230]Mars:
* [8231]martian:
* [8232]massage:
* [8233]math-out:
* [8234]Matrix:
* [8235]maximum Maytag mode:
* [8236]meatspace:
* [8237]meatware:
* [8238]meeces:
* [8239]meg:
* [8240]mega-:
* [8241]megapenny:
* [8242]MEGO:
* [8243]meltdown network:
* [8244]meme:
* [8245]meme plague:
* [8246]memetics:
* [8247]memory farts:
* [8248]memory leak:
* [8249]memory smash:
* [8250]menuitis:
* [8251]mess-dos:
* [8252]meta:
* [8253]meta bit:
* [8254]metasyntactic variable:
* [8255]MFTL:
* [8256]mickey:
* [8257]mickey mouse program:
* [8258]micro-:
* [8259]MicroDroid:
* [8260]microfloppies:
* [8261]microfortnight:
* [8262]microLenat:
* [8263]microReid:
* [8264]microserf:
* [8265]Microsloth Windows:
* [8266]Microsoft:
* [8267]micros~1:
* [8268]middle-endian:
* [8269]middle-out implementation:
* [8270]milliLampson:
* [8271]minifloppies:
* [8272]MIPS:
* [8273]misbug:
* [8274]misfeature:
* [8275]Missed'em-five:
* [8276]missile address:
* [8277]miswart:
* [8278]MMF:
* [8279]mobo:
* [8280]moby:
* [8281]mockingbird:
* [8282]mod:
* [8283]mode:
* [8284]mode bit:
* [8285]modulo:
* [8286]molly-guard:
* [8287]Mongolian Hordes technique:
* [8288]monkey up:
* [8289]monkey scratch:
* [8290]monstrosity:
* [8291]monty:
* [8292]Moof:
* [8293]Moore's Law:
* [8294]moose call:
* [8295]moria:
* [8296]MOTAS:
* [8297]MOTOS:
* [8298]MOTSS:
* [8299]mouse ahead:
* [8300]mouse around:
* [8301]mouse belt:
* [8302]mouse droppings:
* [8303]mouse elbow:
* [8304]mouso:
* [8305]MS-DOS:
* [8306]mu:
* [8307]MUD:
* [8308]muddie:
* [8309]mudhead:
* [8310]muggle:
* [8311]multician:
* [8312]Multics:
* [8313]multitask:
* [8314]mumblage:
* [8315]mumble:
* [8316]munch:
* [8317]munching:
* [8318]munching squares:
* [8319]munchkin:
* [8320]mundane:
* [8321]mung:
* [8322]munge:
* [8323]Murphy's Law:
* [8324]music:
* [8325]mutter:
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Node:M, Next:[8326]M$, Previous:[8327]luser, Up:[8328]= M =
M pref. (on units) suff. (on numbers)
[SI] See [8329]quantifiers.
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Node:M$, Next:[8330]macdink, Previous:[8331]M, Up:[8332]= M =
M$
Common net abbreviation for Microsoft, everybody's least favorite
monopoly.
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Node:macdink, Next:[8333]machinable, Previous:[8334]M$, Up:[8335]= M =
macdink /mak'dink/ vt.
[from the Apple Macintosh, which is said to encourage such behavior]
To make many incremental and unnecessary cosmetic changes to a program
or file. Often the subject of the macdinking would be better off
without them. "When I left at 11 P.M. last night, he was still
macdinking the slides for his presentation." See also
[8336]fritterware, [8337]window shopping.
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Node:machinable, Next:[8338]machoflops, Previous:[8339]macdink,
Up:[8340]= M =
machinable adj.
Machine-readable. Having the [8341]softcopy nature.
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Node:machoflops, Next:[8342]Macintoy, Previous:[8343]machinable,
Up:[8344]= M =
machoflops /mach'oh-flops/ n.
[pun on `megaflops', a coinage for `millions of FLoating-point
Operations Per Second'] Refers to artificially inflated performance
figures often quoted by computer manufacturers. Real applications are
lucky to get half the quoted speed. See [8345]Your mileage may vary,
[8346]benchmark.
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Node:Macintoy, Next:[8347]Macintrash, Previous:[8348]machoflops,
Up:[8349]= M =
Macintoy /mak'in-toy/ n.
The Apple Macintosh, considered as a [8350]toy. Less pejorative than
[8351]Macintrash.
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Node:Macintrash, Next:[8352]macro, Previous:[8353]Macintoy, Up:[8354]=
M =
Macintrash /mak'in-trash`/ n.
The Apple Macintosh, as described by a hacker who doesn't appreciate
being kept away from the real computer by the interface. The term
[8355]maggotbox has been reported in regular use in the Research
Triangle area of North Carolina. Compare [8356]Macintoy. See also
[8357]beige toaster, [8358]WIMP environment, [8359]point-and-drool
interface, [8360]drool-proof paper, [8361]user-friendly.
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Node:macro, Next:[8362]macro-, Previous:[8363]Macintrash, Up:[8364]= M
=
macro /mak'roh/ n.
[techspeak] A name (possibly followed by a formal [8365]arg list) that
is equated to a text or symbolic expression to which it is to be
expanded (possibly with the substitution of actual arguments) by a
macro expander. This definition can be found in any technical
dictionary; what those won't tell you is how the hackish connotations
of the term have changed over time.
The term `macro' originated in early assemblers, which encouraged the
use of macros as a structuring and information-hiding device. During
the early 1970s, macro assemblers became ubiquitous, and sometimes
quite as powerful and expensive as [8366]HLLs, only to fall from favor
as improving compiler technology marginalized assembler programming
(see [8367]languages of choice). Nowadays the term is most often used
in connection with the C preprocessor, LISP, or one of several
special-purpose languages built around a macro-expansion facility
(such as TeX or Unix's [nt]roff suite).
Indeed, the meaning has drifted enough that the collective `macros' is
now sometimes used for code in any special-purpose application control
language (whether or not the language is actually translated by text
expansion), and for macro-like entities such as the `keyboard macros'
supported in some text editors (and PC TSR or Macintosh INIT/CDEV
keyboard enhancers).
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Node:macro-, Next:[8368]macrology, Previous:[8369]macro, Up:[8370]= M
=
macro- pref.
Large. Opposite of [8371]micro-. In the mainstream and among other
technical cultures (for example, medical people) this competes with
the prefix [8372]mega-, but hackers tend to restrict the latter to
quantification.
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Node:macrology, Next:[8373]macrotape, Previous:[8374]macro-,
Up:[8375]= M =
macrology /mak-rol'*-jee/ n.
1. Set of usually complex or crufty macros, e.g., as part of a large
system written in [8376]LISP, [8377]TECO, or (less commonly)
assembler. 2. The art and science involved in comprehending a
macrology in sense 1. Sometimes studying the macrology of a system is
not unlike archeology, ecology, or [8378]theology, hence the
sound-alike construction. See also [8379]boxology.
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Node:macrotape, Next:[8380]maggotbox, Previous:[8381]macrology,
Up:[8382]= M =
macrotape /mak'roh-tayp/ n.
An industry-standard reel of tape. Originally, as opposed to a DEC
microtape; nowadays, as opposed to modern QIC and DDS tapes. Syn.
[8383]round tape.
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Node:maggotbox, Next:[8384]magic, Previous:[8385]macrotape, Up:[8386]=
M =
maggotbox /mag'*t-boks/ n.
See [8387]Macintrash. This is even more derogatory.
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Node:magic, Next:[8388]magic cookie, Previous:[8389]maggotbox,
Up:[8390]= M =
magic
1. adj. As yet unexplained, or too complicated to explain; compare
[8391]automagically and (Arthur C.) Clarke's Third Law: "Any
sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"TTY echoing is controlled by a large number of magic bits." "This
routine magically computes the parity of an 8-bit byte in three
instructions." 2. adj. Characteristic of something that works although
no one really understands why (this is especially called [8392]black
magic). 3. n. [Stanford] A feature not generally publicized that
allows something otherwise impossible, or a feature formerly in that
category but now unveiled. 4. n. The ultimate goal of all engineering
& development, elegance in the extreme; from the first corollary to
Clarke's Third Law: "Any technology distinguishable from magic is
insufficiently advanced".
Parodies playing on these senses of the term abound; some have made
their way into serious documentation, as when a MAGIC directive was
described in the Control Card Reference for GCOS c.1978. For more
about hackish `magic', see [8393]Appendix A. Compare [8394]black
magic, [8395]wizardly, [8396]deep magic, [8397]heavy wizardry.
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Node:magic cookie, Next:[8398]magic number, Previous:[8399]magic,
Up:[8400]= M =
magic cookie n.
[Unix; common] 1. Something passed between routines or programs that
enables the receiver to perform some operation; a capability ticket or
opaque identifier. Especially used of small data objects that contain
data encoded in a strange or intrinsically machine-dependent way.
E.g., on non-Unix OSes with a non-byte-stream model of files, the
result of ftell(3) may be a magic cookie rather than a byte offset; it
can be passed to fseek(3), but not operated on in any meaningful way.
The phrase `it hands you a magic cookie' means it returns a result
whose contents are not defined but which can be passed back to the
same or some other program later. 2. An in-band code for changing
graphic rendition (e.g., inverse video or underlining) or performing
other control functions (see also [8401]cookie). Some older terminals
would leave a blank on the screen corresponding to mode-change magic
cookies; this was also called a [8402]glitch (or occasionally a
`turd'; compare [8403]mouse droppings). See also [8404]cookie.
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Node:magic number, Next:[8405]magic smoke, Previous:[8406]magic
cookie, Up:[8407]= M =
magic number n.
[Unix/C; common] 1. In source code, some non-obvious constant whose
value is significant to the operation of a program and that is
inserted inconspicuously in-line ([8408]hardcoded), rather than
expanded in by a symbol set by a commented #define. Magic numbers in
this sense are bad style. 2. A number that encodes critical
information used in an algorithm in some opaque way. The classic
examples of these are the numbers used in hash or CRC functions, or
the coefficients in a linear congruential generator for pseudo-random
numbers. This sense actually predates and was ancestral to the more
commonsense 1. 3. Special data located at the beginning of a binary
data file to indicate its type to a utility. Under Unix, the system
and various applications programs (especially the linker) distinguish
between types of executable file by looking for a magic number. Once
upon a time, these magic numbers were PDP-11 branch instructions that
skipped over header data to the start of executable code; 0407, for
example, was octal for `branch 16 bytes relative'. Many other kinds of
files now have magic numbers somewhere; some magic numbers are, in
fact, strings, like the ! at the beginning of a Unix archive
file or the %! leading PostScript files. Nowadays only a [8409]wizard
knows the spells to create magic numbers. How do you choose a fresh
magic number of your own? Simple -- you pick one at random. See? It's
magic!
The magic number, on the other hand, is 7+/-2. See "The magical number
seven, plus or minus two: some limits on our capacity for processing
information" by George Miller, in the "Psychological Review" 63:81-97
(1956). This classic paper established the number of distinct items
(such as numeric digits) that humans can hold in short-term memory.
Among other things, this strongly influenced the interface design of
the phone system.
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Node:magic smoke, Next:[8410]mail storm, Previous:[8411]magic number,
Up:[8412]= M =
magic smoke n.
A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function
(also called `blue smoke'; this is similar to the archaic `phlogiston'
hypothesis about combustion). Its existence is demonstrated by what
happens when a chip burns up -- the magic smoke gets let out, so it
doesn't work any more. See [8413]smoke test, [8414]let the smoke out.
Usenetter Jay Maynard tells the following story: "Once, while hacking
on a dedicated Z80 system, I was testing code by blowing EPROMs and
plugging them in the system, then seeing what happened. One time, I
plugged one in backwards. I only discovered that after I realized that
Intel didn't put power-on lights under the quartz windows on the tops
of their EPROMs -- the die was glowing white-hot. Amazingly, the EPROM
worked fine after I erased it, filled it full of zeros, then erased it
again. For all I know, it's still in service. Of course, this is
because the magic smoke didn't get let out." Compare the original
phrasing of [8415]Murphy's Law.
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Node:mail storm, Next:[8416]mailbomb, Previous:[8417]magic smoke,
Up:[8418]= M =
mail storm n.
[from [8419]broadcast storm, influenced by `maelstrom'] What often
happens when a machine with an Internet connection and active users
re-connects after extended downtime -- a flood of incoming mail that
brings the machine to its knees. See also [8420]hairball.
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Node:mailbomb, Next:[8421]mailing list, Previous:[8422]mail storm,
Up:[8423]= M =
mailbomb
(also mail bomb) [Usenet] 1. v. To send, or urge others to send,
massive amounts of [8424]email to a single system or person, esp. with
intent to crash or [8425]spam the recipient's system. Sometimes done
in retaliation for a perceived serious offense. Mailbombing is itself
widely regarded as a serious offense -- it can disrupt email traffic
or other facilities for innocent users on the victim's system, and in
extreme cases, even at upstream sites. 2. n. An automatic procedure
with a similar effect. 3. n. The mail sent. Compare [8426]letterbomb,
[8427]nastygram, [8428]BLOB (sense 2), [8429]list-bomb.
_________________________________________________________________
Node:mailing list, Next:[8430]main loop, Previous:[8431]mailbomb,
Up:[8432]= M =
mailing list n.
(often shortened in context to `list') 1. An [8433]email address that
is an alias (or [8434]macro, though that word is never used in this
connection) for many other email addresses. Some mailing lists are
simple `reflectors', redirecting mail sent to them to the list of
recipients. Others are filtered by humans or programs of varying
degrees of sophistication; lists filtered by humans are said to be
`moderated'. 2. The people who receive your email when you send it to
such an address.
Mailing lists are one of the primary forms of hacker interaction,
along with [8435]Usenet. They predate Usenet, having originated with
the first UUCP and ARPANET connections. They are often used for
private information-sharing on topics that would be too specialized
for or inappropriate to public Usenet groups. Though some of these
maintain almost purely technical content (such as the Internet
Engineering Task Force mailing list), others (like the `sf-lovers'
list maintained for many years by Saul Jaffe) are recreational, and
many are purely social. Perhaps the most infamous of the social lists
was the eccentric bandykin distribution; its latter-day progeny,
lectroids and tanstaafl, still include a number of the oddest and most
interesting people in hackerdom.
Mailing lists are easy to create and (unlike Usenet) don't tie up a
significant amount of machine resources (until they get very large, at
which point they can become interesting torture tests for mail
software). Thus, they are often created temporarily by working groups,
the members of which can then collaborate on a project without ever
needing to meet face-to-face. Much of the material in this lexicon was
criticized and polished on just such a mailing list (called
`jargon-friends'), which included all the co-authors of Steele-1983.
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Node:main loop, Next:[8436]mainframe, Previous:[8437]mailing list,
Up:[8438]= M =
main loop n.
The top-level control flow construct in an input- or event-driven
program, the one which receives and acts or dispatches on the
program's input. See also [8439]driver.
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Node:mainframe, Next:[8440]management, Previous:[8441]main loop,
Up:[8442]= M =
mainframe n.
Term originally referring to the cabinet containing the central
processor unit or `main frame' of a room-filling [8443]Stone Age batch
machine. After the emergence of smaller `minicomputer' designs in the
early 1970s, the traditional [8444]big iron machines were described as
`mainframe computers' and eventually just as mainframes. The term
carries the connotation of a machine designed for batch rather than
interactive use, though possibly with an interactive timesharing
operating system retrofitted onto it; it is especially used of
machines built by IBM, Unisys, and the other great [8445]dinosaurs
surviving from computing's [8446]Stone Age.
It has been common wisdom among hackers since the late 1980s that the
mainframe architectural tradition is essentially dead (outside of the
tiny market for [8447]number-crunching supercomputers (see
[8448]cray)), having been swamped by the recent huge advances in IC
technology and low-cost personal computing. The wave of failures,
takeovers, and mergers among traditional mainframe makers in the early
1990s bore this out. The biggest mainframer of all, IBM, was compelled
to re-invent itself as a huge systems-consulting house. (See
[8449]dinosaurs mating and [8450]killer micro).
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Node:management, Next:[8451]mandelbug, Previous:[8452]mainframe,
Up:[8453]= M =
management n.
1. Corporate power elites distinguished primarily by their distance
from actual productive work and their chronic failure to manage (see
also [8454]suit). Spoken derisively, as in "Management decided that
...". 2. Mythically, a vast bureaucracy responsible for all the
world's minor irritations. Hackers' satirical public notices are often
signed `The Mgt'; this derives from the "Illuminatus" novels (see the
[8455]Bibliography in Appendix C).
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Node:mandelbug, Next:[8456]manged, Previous:[8457]management,
Up:[8458]= M =
mandelbug /man'del-buhg/ n.
[from the Mandelbrot set] A bug whose underlying causes are so complex
and obscure as to make its behavior appear chaotic or even
non-deterministic. This term implies that the speaker thinks it is a
[8459]Bohr bug, rather than a [8460]heisenbug. See also
[8461]schroedinbug.
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Node:manged, Next:[8462]mangle, Previous:[8463]mandelbug, Up:[8464]= M
=
manged /mahnjd/ n.
[probably from the French `manger' or Italian `mangiare', to eat;
perhaps influenced by English `mange', `mangy'] adj. Refers to
anything that is mangled or damaged, usually beyond repair. "The disk
was manged after the electrical storm." Compare [8465]mung.
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Node:mangle, Next:[8466]mangled name, Previous:[8467]manged,
Up:[8468]= M =
mangle vt.
1. Used similarly to [8469]mung or [8470]scribble, but more violent in
its connotations; something that is mangled has been irreversibly and
totally trashed. 2. To produce the [8471]mangled name corresponding to
a C++ declaration.
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Node:mangled name, Next:[8472]mangler, Previous:[8473]mangle,
Up:[8474]= M =
mangled name n.
A name, appearing in a C++ object file, that is a coded representation
of the object declaration as it appears in the source. Mangled names
are used because C++ allows multiple objects to have the same name, as
long as they are distinguishable in some other way, such as by having
different parameter types. Thus, the internal name must have that
additional information embedded in it, using the limited character set
allowed by most linkers. For instance, one popular compiler encodes
the standard library function declaration "memchr(const
void*,int,unsigned int)" as "@memchr$qpxviui".
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Node:mangler, Next:[8475]manularity, Previous:[8476]mangled name,
Up:[8477]= M =
mangler n.
[DEC] A manager. Compare [8478]management. Note that [8479]system
mangler is somewhat different in connotation.
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Node:manularity, Next:[8480]marbles, Previous:[8481]mangler,
Up:[8482]= M =
manularity /man`yoo-la'ri-tee/ n.
[prob. fr. techspeak `manual' + `granularity'] A notional measure of
the manual labor required for some task, particularly one of the sort
that automation is supposed to eliminate. "Composing English on paper
has much higher manularity than using a text editor, especially in the
revising stage." Hackers tend to consider manularity a symptom of
primitive methods; in fact, a true hacker confronted with an apparent
requirement to do a computing task [8483]by hand will inevitably seize
the opportunity to build another tool (see [8484]toolsmith).
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Node:marbles, Next:[8485]marginal, Previous:[8486]manularity,
Up:[8487]= M =
marbles pl.n.
[from mainstream "lost all his/her marbles"] The minimum needed to
build your way further up some hierarchy of tools or abstractions.
After a bad system crash, you need to determine if the machine has
enough marbles to come up on its own, or enough marbles to allow a
rebuild from backups, or if you need to rebuild from scratch. "This
compiler doesn't even have enough marbles to compile [8488]hello
world."
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Node:marginal, Next:[8489]Marginal Hacks, Previous:[8490]marbles,
Up:[8491]= M =
marginal adj.
[common] 1. [techspeak] An extremely small change. "A marginal
increase in [8492]core can decrease [8493]GC time drastically." In
everyday terms, this means that it is a lot easier to clean off your
desk if you have a spare place to put some of the junk while you sort
through it. 2. Of little merit. "This proposed new feature seems
rather marginal to me." 3. Of extremely small probability of
[8494]winning. "The power supply was rather marginal anyway; no wonder
it fried."
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Node:Marginal Hacks, Next:[8495]marginally, Previous:[8496]marginal,
Up:[8497]= M =
Marginal Hacks n.
Margaret Jacks Hall, a building into which the Stanford AI Lab was
moved near the beginning of the 1980s (from the [8498]D. C. Power
Lab).
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Node:marginally, Next:[8499]marketroid, Previous:[8500]Marginal Hacks,
Up:[8501]= M =
marginally adv.
Slightly. "The ravs here are only marginally better than at Small
Eating Place." See [8502]epsilon.
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Node:marketroid, Next:[8503]Mars, Previous:[8504]marginally,
Up:[8505]= M =
marketroid /mar'k*-troyd/ n.
alt. `marketing slime', `marketeer', `marketing droid', `marketdroid'.
A member of a company's marketing department, esp. one who promises
users that the next version of a product will have features that are
not actually scheduled for inclusion, are extremely difficult to
implement, and/or are in violation of the laws of physics; and/or one
who describes existing features (and misfeatures) in ebullient,
buzzword-laden adspeak. Derogatory. Compare [8506]droid.
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Node:Mars, Next:[8507]martian, Previous:[8508]marketroid, Up:[8509]= M
=
Mars n.
A legendary tragic failure, the archetypal Hacker Dream Gone Wrong.
Mars was the code name for a family of PDP-10 compatible computers
built by Systems Concepts (now, The SC Group): the multi-processor
SC-30M, the small uniprocessor SC-25M, and the never-built
superprocessor SC-40M. These machines were marvels of engineering
design; although not much slower than the unique [8510]Foonly F-1,
they were physically smaller and consumed less power than the much
slower [8511]DEC KS10 or Foonly F-2, F-3, or F-4 machines. They were
also completely compatible with the DEC KL10, and ran all KL10
binaries (including the operating system) with no modifications at
about 2-3 times faster than a KL10.
When DEC cancelled the Jupiter project in 1983, Systems Concepts
should have made a bundle selling their machine into shops with a lot
of software investment in PDP-10s, and in fact their spring 1984
announcement generated a great deal of excitement in the PDP-10 world.
TOPS-10 was running on the Mars by the summer of 1984, and TOPS-20 by
early fall. Unfortunately, the hackers running Systems Concepts were
much better at designing machines than at mass producing or selling
them; the company allowed itself to be sidetracked by a bout of
perfectionism into continually improving the design, and lost
credibility as delivery dates continued to slip. They also overpriced
the product ridiculously; they believed they were competing with the
KL10 and VAX 8600 and failed to reckon with the likes of Sun
Microsystems and other hungry startups building workstations with
power comparable to the KL10 at a fraction of the price. By the time
SC shipped the first SC-30M to Stanford in late 1985, most customers
had already made the traumatic decision to abandon the PDP-10, usually
for VMS or Unix boxes. Most of the Mars computers built ended up being
purchased by CompuServe.
This tale and the related saga of [8512]Foonly hold a lesson for
hackers: if you want to play in the [8513]Real World, you need to
learn Real World moves.
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Node:martian, Next:[8514]massage, Previous:[8515]Mars, Up:[8516]= M =
martian n.
A packet sent on a TCP/IP network with a source address of the test
loopback interface [127.0.0.1]. This means that it will come back
labeled with a source address that is clearly not of this earth. "The
domain server is getting lots of packets from Mars. Does that gateway
have a martian filter?" Compare [8517]Christmas tree packet,
[8518]Godzillagram.
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Node:massage, Next:[8519]math-out, Previous:[8520]martian, Up:[8521]=
M =
massage vt.
[common] Vague term used to describe `smooth' transformations of a
data set into a different form, esp. transformations that do not lose
information. Connotes less pain than [8522]munch or [8523]crunch. "He
wrote a program that massages X bitmap files into GIF format." Compare
[8524]slurp.
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Node:math-out, Next:[8525]Matrix, Previous:[8526]massage, Up:[8527]= M
=
math-out n.
[poss. from `white-out' (the blizzard variety)] A paper or
presentation so encrusted with mathematical or other formal notation
as to be incomprehensible. This may be a device for concealing the
fact that it is actually [8528]content-free. See also [8529]numbers,
[8530]social science number.
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Node:Matrix, Next:[8531]maximum Maytag mode, Previous:[8532]math-out,
Up:[8533]= M =
Matrix n.
[FidoNet] 1. What the Opus BBS software and sysops call [8534]FidoNet.
2. Fanciful term for a [8535]cyberspace expected to emerge from
current networking experiments (see [8536]the network). The name of
the rather good 1999 [8537]cypherpunk movie "The Matrix" played on
this sense, which however had been established for years before. 3.
The totality of present-day computer networks (popularized in this
sense by John Quarterman; rare outside academic literature).
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Node:maximum Maytag mode, Next:[8538]meatspace, Previous:[8539]Matrix,
Up:[8540]= M =
maximum Maytag mode n.
What a [8541]washing machine or, by extension, any disk drive is in
when it's being used so heavily that it's shaking like an old Maytag
with an unbalanced load. If prolonged for any length of time, can lead
to disks becoming [8542]walking drives. In 1999 it's been some years
since hard disks were large enough to do this, but the same phenomenon
has recently been reported with 24X CD-ROM drives.
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Node:meatspace, Next:[8543]meatware, Previous:[8544]maximum Maytag
mode, Up:[8545]= M =
meatspace /meet'spays/ n.
The physical world, where the meat lives - as opposed to
[8546]cyberspace. Hackers are actually more willing to use this term
than `cyberspace', because it's not speculative - we already have a
running meatspace implementation (the universe). Compare [8547]RL.
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Node:meatware, Next:[8548]meeces, Previous:[8549]meatspace, Up:[8550]=
M =
meatware n.
Synonym for [8551]wetware. Less common.
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Node:meeces, Next:[8552]meg, Previous:[8553]meatware, Up:[8554]= M =
meeces /mees'*z/ n.
[TMRC] Occasional furry visitors who are not [8555]urchins. [That is,
mice. This may no longer be in live use; it clearly derives from the
refrain of the early-1960s cartoon character Mr. Jinx: "I hate meeces
to pieces!" -- ESR]
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Node:meg, Next:[8556]mega-, Previous:[8557]meeces, Up:[8558]= M =
meg /meg/ n.
See [8559]quantifiers.
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Node:mega-, Next:[8560]megapenny, Previous:[8561]meg, Up:[8562]= M =
mega- /me'g*/ pref.
[SI] See [8563]quantifiers.
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Node:megapenny, Next:[8564]MEGO, Previous:[8565]mega-, Up:[8566]= M =
megapenny /meg'*-pen`ee/ n.
$10,000 (1 cent * 10^6). Used semi-humorously as a unit in comparing
computer cost and performance figures.
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Node:MEGO, Next:[8567]meltdown network, Previous:[8568]megapenny,
Up:[8569]= M =
MEGO /me'goh/ or /mee'goh/
[`My Eyes Glaze Over', often `Mine Eyes Glazeth (sic) Over',
attributed to the futurologist Herman Kahn] Also `MEGO factor'. 1. n.
A [8570]handwave intended to confuse the listener and hopefully induce
agreement because the listener does not want to admit to not
understanding what is going on. MEGO is usually directed at senior
management by engineers and contains a high proportion of [8571]TLAs.
2. excl. An appropriate response to MEGO tactics. 3. Among
non-hackers, often refers not to behavior that causes the eyes to
glaze, but to the eye-glazing reaction itself, which may be triggered
by the mere threat of technical detail as effectively as by an actual
excess of it.
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Node:meltdown network, Next:[8572]meme, Previous:[8573]MEGO,
Up:[8574]= M =
meltdown, network n.
See [8575]network meltdown.
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Node:meme, Next:[8576]meme plague, Previous:[8577]meltdown network,
Up:[8578]= M =
meme /meem/ n.
[coined by analogy with `gene', by Richard Dawkins] An idea considered
as a [8579]replicator, esp. with the connotation that memes parasitize
people into propagating them much as viruses do. Used esp. in the
phrase `meme complex' denoting a group of mutually supporting memes
that form an organized belief system, such as a religion. This lexicon
is an (epidemiological) vector of the `hacker subculture' meme
complex; each entry might be considered a meme. However, `meme' is
often misused to mean `meme complex'. Use of the term connotes
acceptance of the idea that in humans (and presumably other tool- and
language-using sophonts) cultural evolution by selection of adaptive
ideas has superseded biological evolution by selection of hereditary
traits. Hackers find this idea congenial for tolerably obvious
reasons.
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Node:meme plague, Next:[8580]memetics, Previous:[8581]meme, Up:[8582]=
M =
meme plague n.
The spread of a successful but pernicious [8583]meme, esp. one that
parasitizes the victims into giving their all to propagate it.
Astrology, BASIC, and the other guy's religion are often considered to
be examples. This usage is given point by the historical fact that
`joiner' ideologies like Naziism or various forms of millennarian
Christianity have exhibited plague-like cycles of exponential growth
followed by collapses to small reservoir populations.
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Node:memetics, Next:[8584]memory farts, Previous:[8585]meme plague,
Up:[8586]= M =
memetics /me-met'iks/ n.
[from [8587]meme] The study of memes. As of early 1999, this is still
an extremely informal and speculative endeavor, though the first steps
towards at least statistical rigor have been made by H. Keith Henson
and others. Memetics is a popular topic for speculation among hackers,
who like to see themselves as the architects of the new information
ecologies in which memes live and replicate.
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Node:memory farts, Next:[8588]memory leak, Previous:[8589]memetics,
Up:[8590]= M =
memory farts n.
The flatulent sounds that some DOS box BIOSes (most notably AMI's)
make when checking memory on bootup.
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Node:memory leak, Next:[8591]memory smash, Previous:[8592]memory
farts, Up:[8593]= M =
memory leak n.
An error in a program's dynamic-store allocation logic that causes it
to fail to reclaim discarded memory, leading to eventual collapse due
to memory exhaustion. Also (esp. at CMU) called [8594]core leak. These
problems were severe on older machines with small, fixed-size address
spaces, and special "leak detection" tools were commonly written to
root them out. With the advent of virtual memory, it is unfortunately
easier to be sloppy about wasting a bit of memory (although when you
run out of memory on a VM machine, it means you've got a real leak!).
See [8595]aliasing bug, [8596]fandango on core, [8597]smash the stack,
[8598]precedence lossage, [8599]overrun screw, [8600]leaky heap,
[8601]leak.
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Node:memory smash, Next:[8602]menuitis, Previous:[8603]memory leak,
Up:[8604]= M =
memory smash n.
[XEROX PARC] Writing through a pointer that doesn't point to what you
think it does. This occasionally reduces your machine to a rubble of
bits. Note that this is subtly different from (and more general than)
related terms such as a [8605]memory leak or [8606]fandango on core
because it doesn't imply an allocation error or overrun condition.
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Node:menuitis, Next:[8607]mess-dos, Previous:[8608]memory smash,
Up:[8609]= M =
menuitis /men`yoo-i:'tis/ n.
Notional disease suffered by software with an obsessively
simple-minded menu interface and no escape. Hackers find this
intensely irritating and much prefer the flexibility of command-line
or language-style interfaces, especially those customizable via macros
or a special-purpose language in which one can encode useful hacks.
See [8610]user-obsequious, [8611]drool-proof paper, [8612]WIMP
environment, [8613]for the rest of us.
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Node:mess-dos, Next:[8614]meta, Previous:[8615]menuitis, Up:[8616]= M
=
mess-dos /mes-dos/ n.
[semi-obsolescent now that DOS is] Derisory term for MS-DOS. Often
followed by the ritual banishing "Just say No!" See [8617]MS-DOS. Most
hackers (even many MS-DOS hackers) loathed MS-DOS for its
single-tasking nature, its limits on application size, its nasty
primitive interface, and its ties to IBMness and Microsoftness (see
[8618]fear and loathing). Also `mess-loss', `messy-dos', `mess-dog',
`mess-dross', `mush-dos', and various combinations thereof. In Ireland
and the U.K. it is even sometimes called `Domestos' after a brand of
toilet cleanser.
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Node:meta, Next:[8619]meta bit, Previous:[8620]mess-dos, Up:[8621]= M
=
meta /me't*/ or /may't*/ or (Commonwealth) /mee't*/ adj.,pref.
[from analytic philosophy] One level of description up. A
metasyntactic variable is a variable in notation used to describe
syntax, and meta-language is language used to describe language. This
is difficult to explain briefly, but much hacker humor turns on
deliberate confusion between meta-levels. See [8622]hacker humor.
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Node:meta bit, Next:[8623]metasyntactic variable, Previous:[8624]meta,
Up:[8625]= M =
meta bit n.
The top bit of an 8-bit character, which is on in character values
128-255. Also called [8626]high bit, [8627]alt bit, or (rarely)
[8628]hobbit. Some terminals and consoles (see [8629]space-cadet
keyboard) have a META shift key. Others (including, mirabile dictu,
keyboards on IBM PC-class machines) have an ALT key. See also
[8630]bucky bits.
Historical note: although in modern usage shaped by a universe of
8-bit bytes the meta bit is invariably hex 80 (octal 0200), things
were different on earlier machines with 36-bit words and 9-bit bytes.
The MIT and Stanford keyboards (see [8631]space-cadet keyboard)
generated hex 100 (octal 400) from their meta keys.
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Node:metasyntactic variable, Next:[8632]MFTL, Previous:[8633]meta bit,
Up:[8634]= M =
metasyntactic variable n.
A name used in examples and understood to stand for whatever thing is
under discussion, or any random member of a class of things under
discussion. The word [8635]foo is the [8636]canonical example. To
avoid confusion, hackers never (well, hardly ever) use `foo' or other
words like it as permanent names for anything. In filenames, a common
convention is that any filename beginning with a
metasyntactic-variable name is a [8637]scratch file that may be
deleted at any time.
Metasyntactic variables are so called because (1) they are variables
in the metalanguage used to talk about programs etc; (2) they are
variables whose values are often variables (as in usages usages like
"the value of f(foo,bar) is the sum of foo and bar"). However, it has
been plausibly suggested that the real reason for the term
"metasyntactic variable" is that it sounds good.
To some extent, the list of one's preferred metasyntactic variables is
a cultural signature. They occur both in series (used for related
groups of variables or objects) and as singletons. Here are a few
common signatures:
[8638]foo, [8639]bar, [8640]baz, [8641]quux, quuux, quuuux...:
MIT/Stanford usage, now found everywhere (thanks largely to
early versions of this lexicon!). At MIT (but not at Stanford),
[8642]baz dropped out of use for a while in the 1970s and '80s.
A common recent mutation of this sequence inserts [8643]qux
before [8644]quux.
bazola, ztesch:
Stanford (from mid-'70s on).
[8645]foo, [8646]bar, thud, grunt:
This series was popular at CMU. Other CMU-associated variables
include [8647]gorp.
[8648]foo, [8649]bar, fum:
This series is reported to be common at XEROX PARC.
[8650]fred, jim, sheila, [8651]barney:
See the entry for [8652]fred. These tend to be Britishisms.
[8653]corge, [8654]grault, [8655]flarp:
Popular at Rutgers University and among [8656]GOSMACS hackers.
zxc, spqr, wombat:
Cambridge University (England).
shme
Berkeley, GeoWorks, Ingres. Pronounced /shme/ with a short /e/.
foo, bar, baz, bongo
Yale, late 1970s.
spam
[8657]Python programmers.
snork
Brown University, early 1970s.
[8658]foo, [8659]bar, zot
Helsinki University of Technology, Finland.
blarg, wibble
New Zealand.
toto, titi, tata, tutu
France.
pippo, pluto, paperino
Italy. Pippo /pee'po/ and Paperino /pa-per-ee'-no/ are the
Italian names for Goofy and Donald Duck.
aap, noot, mies
The Netherlands. These are the first words a child used to
learn to spell on a Dutch spelling board.
oogle, foogle, boogle; zork, gork, bork
These two series (which may be continued with other initial
consonents) are reportedly common in England, and said to go
back to Lewis Carroll.
Of all these, only `foo' and `bar' are universal (and [8660]baz nearly
so). The compounds [8661]foobar and `foobaz' also enjoy very wide
currency.
Some jargon terms are also used as metasyntactic names; [8662]barf and
[8663]mumble, for example. See also [8664]Commonwealth Hackish for
discussion of numerous metasyntactic variables found in Great Britain
and the Commonwealth.
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Node:MFTL, Next:[8665]mickey, Previous:[8666]metasyntactic variable,
Up:[8667]= M =
MFTL /M-F-T-L/
[abbreviation: `My Favorite Toy Language'] 1. adj. Describes a talk on
a programming language design that is heavy on the syntax (with lots
of BNF), sometimes even talks about semantics (e.g., type systems),
but rarely, if ever, has any content (see [8668]content-free). More
broadly applied to talks -- even when the topic is not a programming
language -- in which the subject matter is gone into in unnecessary
and meticulous detail at the sacrifice of any conceptual content.
"Well, it was a typical MFTL talk". 2. n. Describes a language about
which the developers are passionate (often to the point of proselytic
zeal) but no one else cares about. Applied to the language by those
outside the originating group. "He cornered me about type resolution
in his MFTL."
The first great goal in the mind of the designer of an MFTL is usually
to write a compiler for it, then bootstrap the design away from
contamination by lesser languages by writing a compiler for it in
itself. Thus, the standard put-down question at an MFTL talk is "Has
it been used for anything besides its own compiler?" On the other
hand, a (compiled) language that cannot even be used to write its own
compiler is beneath contempt. (The qualification has become necessary
because of the increasing popularity of interpreted languages like
[8669]Perl and [8670]Python. See [8671]break-even point.
(On a related note, Doug McIlroy once proposed a test of the
generality and utility of a language and the operating system under
which it is compiled: "Is the output of a FORTRAN program acceptable
as input to the FORTRAN compiler?" In other words, can you write
programs that write programs? (See [8672]toolsmith.) Alarming numbers
of (language, OS) pairs fail this test, particularly when the language
is FORTRAN; aficionados are quick to point out that [8673]Unix (even
using FORTRAN) passes it handily. That the test could ever be failed
is only surprising to those who have had the good fortune to have
worked only under modern systems which lack OS-supported and -imposed
"file types".)
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Node:mickey, Next:[8674]mickey mouse program, Previous:[8675]MFTL,
Up:[8676]= M =
mickey n.
The resolution unit of mouse movement. It has been suggested that the
`disney' will become a benchmark unit for animation graphics
performance.
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Node:mickey mouse program, Next:[8677]micro-, Previous:[8678]mickey,
Up:[8679]= M =
mickey mouse program n.
North American equivalent of a [8680]noddy (that is, trivial) program.
Doesn't necessarily have the belittling connotations of mainstream
slang "Oh, that's just mickey mouse stuff!"; sometimes trivial
programs can be very useful.
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Node:micro-, Next:[8681]MicroDroid, Previous:[8682]mickey mouse
program, Up:[8683]= M =
micro- pref.
1. Very small; this is the root of its use as a quantifier prefix. 2.
A quantifier prefix, calling for multiplication by 10^(-6) (see
[8684]quantifiers). Neither of these uses is peculiar to hackers, but
hackers tend to fling them both around rather more freely than is
countenanced in standard English. It is recorded, for example, that
one CS professor used to characterize the standard length of his
lectures as a microcentury -- that is, about 52.6 minutes (see also
[8685]attoparsec, [8686]nanoacre, and especially
[8687]microfortnight). 3. Personal or human-scale -- that is, capable
of being maintained or comprehended or manipulated by one human being.
This sense is generalized from `microcomputer', and is esp. used in
contrast with `macro-' (the corresponding Greek prefix meaning
`large'). 4. Local as opposed to global (or [8688]macro-). Thus a
hacker might say that buying a smaller car to reduce pollution only
solves a microproblem; the macroproblem of getting to work might be
better solved by using mass transit, moving to within walking
distance, or (best of all) telecommuting.
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Node:MicroDroid, Next:[8689]microfloppies, Previous:[8690]micro-,
Up:[8691]= M =
MicroDroid n.
[Usenet] A Microsoft employee, esp. one who posts to various
operating-system advocacy newsgroups. MicroDroids post follow-ups to
any messages critical of Microsoft's operating systems, and often end
up sounding like visiting fundamentalist missionaries. See also
[8692]astroturfing; compare [8693]microserf.
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Node:microfloppies, Next:[8694]microfortnight,
Previous:[8695]MicroDroid, Up:[8696]= M =
microfloppies n.
3.5-inch floppies, as opposed to 5.25-inch [8697]vanilla or
mini-floppies and the now-obsolete 8-inch variety. This term may be
headed for obsolescence as 5.25-inchers pass out of use, only to be
revived if anybody floats a sub-3-inch floppy standard. See
[8698]stiffy, [8699]minifloppies.
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Node:microfortnight, Next:[8700]microLenat,
Previous:[8701]microfloppies, Up:[8702]= M =
microfortnight n.
1/1000000 of the fundamental unit of time in the
Furlong/Firkin/Fortnight system of measurement; 1.2096 sec. (A furlong
is 1/8th of a mile; a firkin is 1/4th of a barrel; the mass unit of
the system is taken to be a firkin of water). The VMS operating system
has a lot of tuning parameters that you can set with the SYSGEN
utility, and one of these is TIMEPROMPTWAIT, the time the system will
wait for an operator to set the correct date and time at boot if it
realizes that the current value is bogus. This time is specified in
microfortnights!
Multiple uses of the millifortnight (about 20 minutes) and
[8703]nanofortnight have also been reported.
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Node:microLenat, Next:[8704]microReid, Previous:[8705]microfortnight,
Up:[8706]= M =
microLenat /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n.
The unit of [8707]bogosity. consensus is that this is the largest unit
practical for everyday use. The microLenat, originally invented by
David Jefferson, was promulgated as an attack against noted computer
scientist Doug Lenat by a [8708]tenured graduate student at CMU. Doug
had failed the student on an important exam because the student gave
only "AI is bogus" as his answer to the questions. The slur is
generally considered unmerited, but it has become a running gag
nevertheless. Some of Doug's friends argue that of course a microLenat
is bogus, since it is only one millionth of a Lenat. Others have
suggested that the unit should be redesignated after the grad student,
as the microReid.
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Node:microReid, Next:[8709]microserf, Previous:[8710]microLenat,
Up:[8711]= M =
microReid /mi:'kroh-reed/ n.
See [8712]microLenat.
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Node:microserf, Next:[8713]Microsloth Windows,
Previous:[8714]microReid, Up:[8715]= M =
microserf /mi:'kro-s*rf/
[popularized, though not originated, by Douglas Copeland's book
"Microserfs"] A programmer at [8716]Microsoft, especially a low-level
coder with little chance of fame or fortune. Compare [8717]MicroDroid.
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Node:Microsloth Windows, Next:[8718]Microsoft,
Previous:[8719]microserf, Up:[8720]= M =
Microsloth Windows /mi:'kroh-sloth` win'dohz/ n.
(Variants combine {Microshift, Macroshaft, Microsuck} with {Windoze,
WinDOS}. Hackerism(s) for `Microsoft Windows'. A thirty-two bit
extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit
operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which
was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of
competition. Also just called `Windoze', with the implication that you
can fall asleep waiting for it to do anything; the latter term is
extremely common on Usenet. See [8721]Black Screen of Death and
[8722]Blue Screen of Death; compare [8723]X, [8724]sun-stools.
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Node:Microsoft, Next:[8725]micros~1, Previous:[8726]Microsloth
Windows, Up:[8727]= M =
Microsoft
The new [8728]Evil Empire (the old one was [8729]IBM). The basic
complaints are, as formerly with IBM, that (a) their system designs
are horrible botches, (b) we can't get [8730]source to fix them, and
(c) they throw their weight around a lot. See also [8731]Halloween
Documents.
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Node:micros~1, Next:[8732]middle-endian, Previous:[8733]Microsoft,
Up:[8734]= M =
micros~1
An abbreviation of the full name [8735]Microsoft resembling the rather
[8736]bogus way Windows 9x's VFAT filesystem truncates long file names
to fit in the MS-DOS 8+3 scheme (the real filename is stored
elsewhere). If other files start with the same prefix, they'll be
called micros~2 and so on, causing lots of problems with backups and
other routine system-administration problems. During the US Antitrust
trial against Microsoft the names Micros~1 ans Micros~2 were suggested
for the two companies that would exist after a break-up.
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Node:middle-endian, Next:[8737]middle-out implementation,
Previous:[8738]micros~1, Up:[8739]= M =
middle-endian adj.
Not [8740]big-endian or [8741]little-endian. Used of perverse byte
orders such as 3-4-1-2 or 2-1-4-3, occasionally found in the
packed-decimal formats of minicomputer manufacturers who shall remain
nameless. See [8742]NUXI problem. Non-US hackers use this term to
describe the American mm/dd/yy style of writing dates (Europeans write
little-endian dd/mm/yy, and Japanese use big-endian yy/mm/dd for
Western dates).
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Node:middle-out implementation, Next:[8743]milliLampson,
Previous:[8744]middle-endian, Up:[8745]= M =
middle-out implementation
See [8746]bottom-up implementation.
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Node:milliLampson, Next:[8747]minifloppies, Previous:[8748]middle-out
implementation, Up:[8749]= M =
milliLampson /mil'*-lamp`sn/ n.
A unit of talking speed, abbreviated mL. Most people run about 200
milliLampsons. The eponymous Butler Lampson (a CS theorist and systems
implementor highly regarded among hackers) goes at 1000. A few people
speak faster. This unit is sometimes used to compare the (sometimes
widely disparate) rates at which people can generate ideas and
actually emit them in speech. For example, noted computer architect C.
Gordon Bell (designer of the PDP-11) is said, with some awe, to think
at about 1200 mL but only talk at about 300; he is frequently reduced
to fragments of sentences as his mouth tries to keep up with his
speeding brain.
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Node:minifloppies, Next:[8750]MIPS, Previous:[8751]milliLampson,
Up:[8752]= M =
minifloppies n.,obs.
5.25-inch floppy disks, as opposed to 3.5-inch or [8753]microfloppies
and the long-obsolescent 8-inch variety (if there is ever a smaller
size, they will undoubtedly be tagged `nanofloppies'). At one time,
this term was a trademark of Shugart Associates for their SA-400
minifloppy drive. Nobody paid any attention. See [8754]stiffy.
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Node:MIPS, Next:[8755]misbug, Previous:[8756]minifloppies, Up:[8757]=
M =
MIPS /mips/ n.
[abbreviation] 1. A measure of computing speed; formally, `Million
Instructions Per Second' (that's 10^6 per second, not 2^(20)!); often
rendered by hackers as `Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed' or
in other unflattering ways, such as `Meaningless Information Provided
by Salesmen'. This joke expresses an attitude nearly universal among
hackers about the value of most [8758]benchmark claims, said attitude
being one of the great cultural divides between hackers and
[8759]marketroids (see also [8760]BogoMIPS). The singular is sometimes
`1 MIP' even though this is clearly etymologically wrong. See also
[8761]KIPS and [8762]GIPS. 2. Computers, especially large computers,
considered abstractly as sources of [8763]computrons. "This is just a
workstation; the heavy MIPS are hidden in the basement." 3. The
corporate name of a particular RISC-chip company; among other things,
they designed the processor chips used in [8764]DEC's 3100 workstation
series. 4. Acronym for `Meaningless Information per Second' (a joke,
prob. from sense 1).
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Node:misbug, Next:[8765]misfeature, Previous:[8766]MIPS, Up:[8767]= M
=
misbug /mis-buhg/ n.
[MIT; rare (like its referent)] An unintended property of a program
that turns out to be useful; something that should have been a
[8768]bug but turns out to be a [8769]feature. Compare [8770]green
lightning. See [8771]miswart.
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Node:misfeature, Next:[8772]Missed'em-five, Previous:[8773]misbug,
Up:[8774]= M =
misfeature /mis-fee'chr/ or /mis'fee`chr/ n.
[common] A feature that eventually causes lossage, possibly because it
is not adequate for a new situation that has evolved. Since it results
from a deliberate and properly implemented feature, a misfeature is
not a bug. Nor is it a simple unforeseen side effect; the term implies
that the feature in question was carefully planned, but its long-term
consequences were not accurately or adequately predicted (which is
quite different from not having thought ahead at all). A misfeature
can be a particularly stubborn problem to resolve, because fixing it
usually involves a substantial philosophical change to the structure
of the system involved.
Many misfeatures (especially in user-interface design) arise because
the designers/implementors mistake their personal tastes for laws of
nature. Often a former feature becomes a misfeature because trade-offs
were made whose parameters subsequently change (possibly only in the
judgment of the implementors). "Well, yeah, it is kind of a misfeature
that file names are limited to six characters, but the original
implementors wanted to save directory space and we're stuck with it
for now."
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Node:Missed'em-five, Next:[8775]missile address,
Previous:[8776]misfeature, Up:[8777]= M =
Missed'em-five n.
Pejorative hackerism for AT&T System V Unix, generally used by
[8778]BSD partisans in a bigoted mood. (The synonym `SysVile' is also
encountered.) See [8779]software bloat, [8780]Berzerkeley.
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Node:missile address, Next:[8781]miswart,
Previous:[8782]Missed'em-five, Up:[8783]= M =
missile address n.
See [8784]ICBM address.
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Node:miswart, Next:[8785]MMF, Previous:[8786]missile address,
Up:[8787]= M =
miswart /mis-wort/ n.
[from [8788]wart by analogy with [8789]misbug] A [8790]feature that
superficially appears to be a [8791]wart but has been determined to be
the [8792]Right Thing. For example, in some versions of the
[8793]EMACS text editor, the `transpose characters' command exchanges
the character under the cursor with the one before it on the screen,
except when the cursor is at the end of a line, in which case the two
characters before the cursor are exchanged. While this behavior is
perhaps surprising, and certainly inconsistent, it has been found
through extensive experimentation to be what most users want. This
feature is a miswart.
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Node:MMF, Next:[8794]mobo, Previous:[8795]miswart, Up:[8796]= M =
MMF //
[Usenet; common] Abbreviation: "Make Money Fast". Refers to any kind
of scheme which promises participants large profits with little or no
risk or effort. Typically, it is a some kind of multi-level marketing
operation which involves recruiting more members, or an illegal
pyramid scam. The term is also used to refer to any kind of spam which
promotes this. For more information, see the [8797]Make Money Fast
Myth Page.
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Node:mobo, Next:[8798]moby, Previous:[8799]MMF, Up:[8800]= M =
mobo /moh'bo/
Written and (rarely) spoken contraction of "motherboard"
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Node:moby, Next:[8801]mockingbird, Previous:[8802]mobo, Up:[8803]= M =
moby /moh'bee/
[MIT: seems to have been in use among model railroad fans years ago.
Derived from Melville's "Moby Dick" (some say from `Moby Pickle'). Now
common.] 1. adj. Large, immense, complex, impressive. "A Saturn V
rocket is a truly moby frob." "Some MIT undergrads pulled off a moby
hack at the Harvard-Yale game." (See [8804]Appendix A for discussion.)
2. n. obs. The maximum address space of a machine (see below). For a
680[234]0 or VAX or most modern 32-bit architectures, it is
4,294,967,296 8-bit bytes (4 gigabytes). 3. A title of address (never
of third-person reference), usually used to show admiration, respect,
and/or friendliness to a competent hacker. "Greetings, moby Dave.
How's that address-book thing for the Mac going?" 4. adj. In
backgammon, doubles on the dice, as in `moby sixes', `moby ones', etc.
Compare this with [8805]bignum (sense 3): double sixes are both
bignums and moby sixes, but moby ones are not bignums (the use of
`moby' to describe double ones is sarcastic). Standard emphatic forms:
`Moby foo', `moby win', `moby loss'. `Foby moo': a spoonerism due to
Richard Greenblatt. 5. The largest available unit of something which
is available in discrete increments. Thus, ordering a "moby Coke" at
the local fast-food joint is not just a request for a large Coke, it's
an explicit request for the largest size they sell.
This term entered hackerdom with the Fabritek 256K memory added to the
MIT AI PDP-6 machine, which was considered unimaginably huge when it
was installed in the 1960s (at a time when a more typical memory size
for a timesharing system was 72 kilobytes). Thus, a moby is
classically 256K 36-bit words, the size of a PDP-6 or PDP-10 moby.
Back when address registers were narrow the term was more generally
useful, because when a computer had virtual memory mapping, it might
actually have more physical memory attached to it than any one program
could access directly. One could then say "This computer has 6 mobies"
meaning that the ratio of physical memory to address space is 6,
without having to say specifically how much memory there actually is.
That in turn implied that the computer could timeshare six
`full-sized' programs without having to swap programs between memory
and disk.
Nowadays the low cost of processor logic means that address spaces are
usually larger than the most physical memory you can cram onto a
machine, so most systems have much less than one theoretical `native'
moby of [8806]core. Also, more modern memory-management techniques
(esp. paging) make the `moby count' less significant. However, there
is one series of widely-used chips for which the term could stand to
be revived -- the Intel 8088 and 80286 with their incredibly
[8807]brain-damaged segmented-memory designs. On these, a `moby' would
be the 1-megabyte address span of a segment/offset pair (by
coincidence, a PDP-10 moby was exactly 1 megabyte of 9-bit bytes).
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Node:mockingbird, Next:[8808]mod, Previous:[8809]moby, Up:[8810]= M =
mockingbird n.
Software that intercepts communications (especially login
transactions) between users and hosts and provides system-like
responses to the users while saving their responses (especially
account IDs and passwords). A special case of [8811]Trojan horse.
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Node:mod, Next:[8812]mode, Previous:[8813]mockingbird, Up:[8814]= M =
mod vt.,n.
[very common] 1. Short for `modify' or `modification'. Very commonly
used -- in fact the full terms are considered markers that one is
being formal. The plural `mods' is used esp. with reference to bug
fixes or minor design changes in hardware or software, most esp. with
respect to [8815]patch sets or a [8816]diff. 2. Short for [8817]modulo
but used only for its techspeak sense.
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Node:mode, Next:[8818]mode bit, Previous:[8819]mod, Up:[8820]= M =
mode n.
[common] A general state, usually used with an adjective describing
the state. Use of the word `mode' rather than `state' implies that the
state is extended over time, and probably also that some activity
characteristic of that state is being carried out. "No time to hack;
I'm in thesis mode." In its jargon sense, `mode' is most often
attributed to people, though it is sometimes applied to programs and
inanimate objects. In particular, see [8821]hack mode, [8822]day mode,
[8823]night mode, [8824]demo mode, [8825]fireworks mode, and
[8826]yoyo mode; also [8827]talk mode.
One also often hears the verbs `enable' and `disable' used in
connection with jargon modes. Thus, for example, a sillier way of
saying "I'm going to crash" is "I'm going to enable crash mode now".
One might also hear a request to "disable flame mode, please".
In a usage much closer to techspeak, a mode is a special state that
certain user interfaces must pass into in order to perform certain
functions. For example, in order to insert characters into a document
in the Unix editor vi, one must type the "i" key, which invokes the
"Insert" command. The effect of this command is to put vi into "insert
mode", in which typing the "i" key has a quite different effect (to
wit, it inserts an "i" into the document). One must then hit another
special key, "ESC", in order to leave "insert mode". Nowadays, modeful
interfaces are generally considered [8828]losing but survive in quite
a few widely used tools built in less enlightened times.
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Node:mode bit, Next:[8829]modulo, Previous:[8830]mode, Up:[8831]= M =
mode bit n.
[common] A [8832]flag, usually in hardware, that selects between two
(usually quite different) modes of operation. The connotations are
different from [8833]flag bit in that mode bits are mainly written
during a boot or set-up phase, are seldom explicitly read, and seldom
change over the lifetime of an ordinary program. The classic example
was the EBCDIC-vs.-ASCII bit (#12) of the Program Status Word of the
IBM 360.
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Node:modulo, Next:[8834]molly-guard, Previous:[8835]mode bit,
Up:[8836]= M =
modulo /mod'yu-loh/ prep.
Except for. An overgeneralization of mathematical terminology; one can
consider saying that 4 equals 22 except for the 9s (4 = 22 mod 9).
"Well, LISP seems to work okay now, modulo that [8837]GC bug." "I feel
fine today modulo a slight headache."
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Node:molly-guard, Next:[8838]Mongolian Hordes technique,
Previous:[8839]modulo, Up:[8840]= M =
molly-guard /mol'ee-gard/ n.
[University of Illinois] A shield to prevent tripping of some
[8841]Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of
the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a
programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one
day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk
drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see
the much less interesting description "guarded button".
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Node:Mongolian Hordes technique, Next:[8842]monkey up,
Previous:[8843]molly-guard, Up:[8844]= M =
Mongolian Hordes technique n.
[poss. from the Sixties counterculture expression `Mongolian
clusterfuck' for a public orgy] Development by [8845]gang bang.
Implies that large numbers of inexperienced programmers are being put
on a job better performed by a few skilled ones (but see
[8846]bazaar). Also called `Chinese Army technique'; see also
[8847]Brooks's Law.
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Node:monkey up, Next:[8848]monkey scratch, Previous:[8849]Mongolian
Hordes technique, Up:[8850]= M =
monkey up vt.
To hack together hardware for a particular task, especially a one-shot
job. Connotes an extremely [8851]crufty and consciously temporary
solution. Compare [8852]hack up, [8853]kluge up, [8854]cruft together.
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Node:monkey scratch, Next:[8855]monstrosity, Previous:[8856]monkey up,
Up:[8857]= M =
monkey, scratch n.
See [8858]scratch monkey.
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Node:monstrosity, Next:[8859]monty, Previous:[8860]monkey scratch,
Up:[8861]= M =
monstrosity
1. n. A ridiculously [8862]elephantine program or system, esp. one
that is buggy or only marginally functional. 2. adj. The quality of
being monstrous (see `Overgeneralization' in the discussion of
jargonification). See also [8863]baroque.
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Node:monty, Next:[8864]Moof, Previous:[8865]monstrosity, Up:[8866]= M
=
monty /mon'tee/ n.
1. [US Geological Survey] A program with a ludicrously complex user
interface written to perform extremely trivial tasks. An example would
be a menu-driven, button clicking, pulldown, pop-up windows program
for listing directories. The original monty was an infamous
weather-reporting program, Monty the Amazing Weather Man, written at
the USGS. Monty had a widget-packed X-window interface with over 200
buttons; and all monty actually did was [8867]FTP files off the
network. 2. [Great Britain; commonly capitalized as `Monty' or as `the
Full Monty'] 16 megabytes of memory, when fitted to an IBM-PC or
compatible. A standard PC-compatible using the AT- or ISA-bus with a
normal BIOS cannot access more than 16 megabytes of RAM. Generally
used of a PC, Unix workstation, etc. to mean `fully populated with'
memory, disk-space or some other desirable resource. This usage may be
related to a TV commercial for Del Monte fruit juice, in which one of
the characters insisted on "the full Del Monte"; but see the World
Wide Words article [8868]"The Full Monty" for discussion of the rather
complex etymology that may lie behind this. Compare American
[8869]moby.
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Node:Moof, Next:[8870]Moore's Law, Previous:[8871]monty, Up:[8872]= M
=
Moof /moof/
[Macintosh users] 1. n. The call of a semi-legendary creature,
properly called the [8873]dogcow. (Some previous versions of this
entry claimed, incorrectly, that Moof was the name of the creature.)
2. adj. Used to flag software that's a hack, something untested and on
the edge. On one Apple CD-ROM, certain folders such as "Tools & Apps
(Moof!)" and "Development Platforms (Moof!)", are so marked to
indicate that they contain software not fully tested or sanctioned by
the powers that be. When you open these folders you cross the boundary
into hackerland. 3. v. On the Microsoft Network, the term `moof' has
gained popularity as a verb meaning `to be suddenly disconnected by
the system'. One might say "I got moofed".
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Node:Moore's Law, Next:[8874]moose call, Previous:[8875]Moof,
Up:[8876]= M =
Moore's Law /morz law/ prov.
The observation that the logic density of silicon integrated circuits
has closely followed the curve (bits per square inch) = 2^(t - 1962)
where t is time in years; that is, the amount of information storable
on a given amount of silicon has roughly doubled every year since the
technology was invented. This relation, first uttered in 1964 by
semiconductor engineer Gordon Moore (who co-founded Intel four years
later) held until the late 1970s, at which point the doubling period
slowed to 18 months. The doubling period remained at that value
through time of writing (late 1999). Moore's Law is apparently
self-fulfilling. The implication is that somebody, somewhere is going
to be able to build a better chip than you if you rest on your
laurels, so you'd better start pushing hard on the problem. See also
[8877]Parkinson's Law of Data and [8878]Gates's Law.
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Node:moose call, Next:[8879]moria, Previous:[8880]Moore's Law,
Up:[8881]= M =
moose call n.
See [8882]whalesong.
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Node:moria, Next:[8883]MOTAS, Previous:[8884]moose call, Up:[8885]= M
=
moria /mor'ee-*/ n.
Like [8886]nethack and [8887]rogue, one of the large PD
Dungeons-and-Dragons-like simulation games, available for a wide range
of machines and operating systems. The name is from Tolkien's Mines of
Moria; compare [8888]elder days, [8889]elvish. The game is extremely
addictive and a major consumer of time better used for hacking. See
also [8890]nethack, [8891]rogue, [8892]Angband.
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Node:MOTAS, Next:[8893]MOTOS, Previous:[8894]moria, Up:[8895]= M =
MOTAS /moh-tahz/ n.
[Usenet: Member Of The Appropriate Sex, after [8896]MOTOS and
[8897]MOTSS] A potential or (less often) actual sex partner. See also
[8898]SO.
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Node:MOTOS, Next:[8899]MOTSS, Previous:[8900]MOTAS, Up:[8901]= M =
MOTOS /moh-tohs/ n.
[acronym from the 1970 U.S. census forms via Usenet: Member Of The
Opposite Sex] A potential or (less often) actual sex partner. See
[8902]MOTAS, [8903]MOTSS, [8904]SO. Less common than MOTSS or
[8905]MOTAS, which has largely displaced it.
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Node:MOTSS, Next:[8906]mouse ahead, Previous:[8907]MOTOS, Up:[8908]= M
=
MOTSS /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ n.
[from the 1970 U.S. census forms via Usenet] Member Of The Same Sex,
esp. one considered as a possible sexual partner. The gay-issues
newsgroup on Usenet is called soc.motss. See [8909]MOTOS and
[8910]MOTAS, which derive from it. See also [8911]SO.
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Node:mouse ahead, Next:[8912]mouse around, Previous:[8913]MOTSS,
Up:[8914]= M =
mouse ahead vi.
Point-and-click analog of `type ahead'. To manipulate a computer's
pointing device (almost always a mouse in this usage, but not
necessarily) and its selection or command buttons before a computer
program is ready to accept such input, in anticipation of the program
accepting the input. Handling this properly is rare, but it can help
make a [8915]WIMP environment much more usable, assuming the users are
familiar with the behavior of the user interface.
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Node:mouse around, Next:[8916]mouse belt, Previous:[8917]mouse ahead,
Up:[8918]= M =
mouse around vi.
To explore public portions of a large system, esp. a network such as
Internet via [8919]FTP or [8920]TELNET, looking for interesting stuff
to [8921]snarf.
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Node:mouse belt, Next:[8922]mouse droppings, Previous:[8923]mouse
around, Up:[8924]= M =
mouse belt n.
See [8925]rat belt.
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Node:mouse droppings, Next:[8926]mouse elbow, Previous:[8927]mouse
belt, Up:[8928]= M =
mouse droppings n.
[MS-DOS] Pixels (usually single) that are not properly restored when
the mouse pointer moves away from a particular location on the screen,
producing the appearance that the mouse pointer has left droppings
behind. The major causes for this problem are programs that write to
the screen memory corresponding to the mouse pointer's current
location without hiding the mouse pointer first, and mouse drivers
that do not quite support the graphics mode in use.
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Node:mouse elbow, Next:[8929]mouso, Previous:[8930]mouse droppings,
Up:[8931]= M =
mouse elbow n.
A tennis-elbow-like fatigue syndrome resulting from excessive use of a
[8932]WIMP environment. Similarly, `mouse shoulder'; GLS reports that
he used to get this a lot before he taught himself to be
ambimoustrous.
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Node:mouso, Next:[8933]MS-DOS, Previous:[8934]mouse elbow, Up:[8935]=
M =
mouso /mow'soh/ n.
[by analogy with `typo'] An error in mouse usage resulting in an
inappropriate selection or graphic garbage on the screen. Compare
[8936]thinko, [8937]braino.
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Node:MS-DOS, Next:[8938]mu, Previous:[8939]mouso, Up:[8940]= M =
MS-DOS /M-S-dos/ n.
[MicroSoft Disk Operating System] A [8941]clone of [8942]CP/M for the
8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson at Seattle
Computer Products, who called the original QDOS (Quick and Dirty
Operating System) and is said to have regretted it ever since.
Microsoft licensed QDOS order to have something to demo for IBM on
time, and the rest is history. Numerous features, including vaguely
Unix-like but rather broken support for subdirectories, I/O
redirection, and pipelines, were hacked into Microsoft's 2.0 and
subsequent versions; as a result, there are two or more incompatible
versions of many system calls, and MS-DOS programmers can never agree
on basic things like what character to use as an option switch or
whether to be case-sensitive. The resulting appalling mess is now the
highest-unit-volume OS in history. Often known simply as DOS, which
annoys people familiar with other similarly abbreviated operating
systems (the name goes back to the mid-1960s, when it was attached to
IBM's first disk operating system for the 360). The name further
annoys those who know what the term [8943]operating system does (or
ought to) connote; DOS is more properly a set of relatively simple
interrupt services. Some people like to pronounce DOS like "dose", as
in "I don't work on dose, man!", or to compare it to a dose of
brain-damaging drugs (a slogan button in wide circulation among
hackers exhorts: "MS-DOS: Just say No!"). See [8944]mess-dos,
[8945]ill-behaved.
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Node:mu, Next:[8946]MUD, Previous:[8947]MS-DOS, Up:[8948]= M =
mu /moo/
The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped
beating your wife yet?". Assuming that you have no wife or you have
never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies
that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse
because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her.
According to various Discordians and Douglas Hofstadter the correct
answer is usually "mu", a Japanese word alleged to mean "Your question
cannot be answered because it depends on incorrect assumptions".
Hackers tend to be sensitive to logical inadequacies in language, and
many have adopted this suggestion with enthusiasm. The word `mu' is
actually from Chinese, meaning `nothing'; it is used in mainstream
Japanese in that sense. Native speakers do not recognize the
Discordian question-denying use, which almost certainly derives from
overgeneralization of the answer in the following well-known Rinzai
Zen [8949]koan:
A monk asked Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?" Joshu
retorted, "Mu!"
See also [8950]has the X nature, [8951]Some AI Koans, and Douglas
Hofstadter's "Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" (pointer
in the [8952]Bibliography in Appendix C.
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Node:MUD, Next:[8953]muddie, Previous:[8954]mu, Up:[8955]= M =
MUD /muhd/ n.
[acronym, Multi-User Dungeon; alt. Multi-User Dimension] 1. A class of
[8956]virtual reality experiments accessible via the Internet. These
are real-time chat forums with structure; they have multiple
`locations' like an adventure game, and may include combat, traps,
puzzles, magic, a simple economic system, and the capability for
characters to build more structure onto the database that represents
the existing world. 2. vi. To play a MUD. The acronym MUD is often
lowercased and/or verbed; thus, one may speak of `going mudding', etc.
Historically, MUDs (and their more recent progeny with names of MU-
form) derive from a hack by Richard Bartle and Roy Trubshaw on the
University of Essex's DEC-10 in the early 1980s; descendants of that
game still exist today and are sometimes generically called
BartleMUDs. There is a widespread myth (repeated, unfortunately, by
earlier versions of this lexicon) that the name MUD was trademarked to
the commercial MUD run by Bartle on British Telecom (the motto: "You
haven't lived 'til you've died on MUD!"); however, this is false --
Richard Bartle explicitly placed `MUD' in the public domain in 1985.
BT was upset at this, as they had already printed trademark claims on
some maps and posters, which were released and created the myth.
Students on the European academic networks quickly improved on the MUD
concept, spawning several new MUDs (VAXMUD, AberMUD, LPMUD). Many of
these had associated bulletin-board systems for social interaction.
Because these had an image as `research' they often survived
administrative hostility to BBSs in general. This, together with the
fact that Usenet feeds were often spotty and difficult to get in the
U.K., made the MUDs major foci of hackish social interaction there.
AberMUD and other variants crossed the Atlantic around 1988 and
quickly gained popularity in the U.S.; they became nuclei for large
hacker communities with only loose ties to traditional hackerdom (some
observers see parallels with the growth of Usenet in the early 1980s).
The second wave of MUDs (TinyMUD and variants) tended to emphasize
social interaction, puzzles, and cooperative world-building as opposed
to combat and competition (in writing, these social MUDs are sometimes
referred to as `MU*', with `MUD' implicitly reserved for the more
game-oriented ones). By 1991, over 50% of MUD sites were of a third
major variety, LPMUD, which synthesizes the combat/puzzle aspects of
AberMUD and older systems with the extensibility of TinyMud. In 1996
the cutting edge of the technology is Pavel Curtis's MOO, even more
extensible using a built-in object-oriented language. The trend toward
greater programmability and flexibility will doubtless continue.
The state of the art in MUD design is still moving very rapidly, with
new simulation designs appearing (seemingly) every month. Around 1991
there was an unsuccessful movement to deprecate the term [8957]MUD
itself, as newer designs exhibit an exploding variety of names
corresponding to the different simulation styles being explored. It
survived. See also [8958]bonk/oif, [8959]FOD, [8960]link-dead,
[8961]mudhead, [8962]talk mode.
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Node:muddie, Next:[8963]mudhead, Previous:[8964]MUD, Up:[8965]= M =
muddie n.
Syn. [8966]mudhead. More common in Great Britain, possibly because
system administrators there like to mutter "bloody muddies" when
annoyed at the species.
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Node:mudhead, Next:[8967]muggle, Previous:[8968]muddie, Up:[8969]= M =
mudhead n.
Commonly used to refer to a [8970]MUD player who eats, sleeps, and
breathes MUD. Mudheads have been known to fail their degrees, drop
out, etc., with the consolation, however, that they made wizard level.
When encountered in person, on a MUD, or in a chat system, all a
mudhead will talk about is three topics: the tactic, character, or
wizard that is supposedly always unfairly stopping him/her from
becoming a wizard or beating a favorite MUD; why the specific game
he/she has experience with is so much better than any other; and the
MUD he or she is writing or going to write because his/her design
ideas are so much better than in any existing MUD. See also
[8971]wannabee.
To the anthropologically literate, this term may recall the Zuni/Hopi
legend of the mudheads or `koyemshi', mythical half-formed children of
an unnatural union. Figures representing them act as clowns in Zuni
sacred ceremonies. Others may recall the `High School Madness'
sequence from the Firesign Theatre album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand
Me the Pliers", in which there is a character named "Mudhead".
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Node:muggle, Next:[8972]multician, Previous:[8973]mudhead, Up:[8974]=
M =
muggle
[from J.K. Rowling's `Harry Potter' books, 1998] A non-[8975]wizard.
Not as disparaging as [8976]luser; implies vague pity rather than
contempt. In the universe of Rowling's enormously (and deservedly)
popular children's series, muggles and wizards inhabit the same modern
world, but each group is ignorant of the commonplaces of the others'
existence - most muggles are unaware that wizards exist, and wizards
(used to magical ways of doing everything) are perplexed and
fascinated by muggle artifacts.
In retrospect it seems completely inevitable that hackers would adopt
this metaphor, and in hacker usage it readily forms compounds such as
`muggle-friendly'. Compare [8977]luser, [8978]mundane.
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Node:multician, Next:[8979]Multics, Previous:[8980]muggle, Up:[8981]=
M =
multician /muhl-ti'shn/ n.
[coined at Honeywell, ca. 1970] Competent user of [8982]Multics.
Perhaps oddly, no one has ever promoted the analogous `Unician'.
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Node:Multics, Next:[8983]multitask, Previous:[8984]multician,
Up:[8985]= M =
Multics /muhl'tiks/ n.
[from "MULTiplexed Information and Computing Service"] An early
time-sharing [8986]operating system co-designed by a consortium
including MIT, GE, and Bell Laboratories as a successor to [8987]CTSS.
The design was first presented in 1965, planned for operation in 1967,
first operational in 1969, and took several more years to achieve
respectable performance and stability.
Multics was very innovative for its time -- among other things, it
provided a hierarchical file system with access control on individual
files and introduced the idea of treating all devices uniformly as
special files. It was also the first OS to run on a symmetric
multiprocessor, and the only general-purpose system to be awarded a B2
security rating by the NSA (see [8988]Orange Book).
Bell Labs left the development effort in 1969 after judging that
[8989]second-system effect had bloated Multics to the point of
practical unusability. Honeywell commercialized Multics in 1972 after
buying out GE's computer group, but it was never very successful: at
its peak in the 1980s, there were between 75 and 100 Multics sites,
each a multi-million dollar mainframe.
One of the former Multics developers from Bell Labs was Ken Thompson,
and [8990]Unix deliberately carried through and extended many of
Multics' design ideas; indeed, Thompson described the very name `Unix'
as `a weak pun on Multics'. For this and other reasons, aspects of the
Multics design remain a topic of occasional debate among hackers. See
also [8991]brain-damaged and [8992]GCOS.
MIT ended its development association with Multics in 1977. Honeywell
sold its computer business to Bull in the mid 80s, and development on
Multics was stopped in 1988. Four Multics sites were known to be still
in use as late as 1998. There is a Multics page at
[8993]http://www.stratus.com/pub/vos/multics/tvv/multics.html.
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Node:multitask, Next:[8994]mumblage, Previous:[8995]Multics,
Up:[8996]= M =
multitask n.
Often used of humans in the same meaning it has for computers, to
describe a person doing several things at once (but see [8997]thrash).
The term `multiplex', from communications technology (meaning to
handle more than one channel at the same time), is used similarly.
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Node:mumblage, Next:[8998]mumble, Previous:[8999]multitask, Up:[9000]=
M =
mumblage /muhm'bl*j/ n.
The topic of one's mumbling (see [9001]mumble). "All that mumblage" is
used like "all that stuff" when it is not quite clear how the subject
of discussion works, or like "all that crap" when `mumble' is being
used as an implicit replacement for pejoratives.
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Node:mumble, Next:[9002]munch, Previous:[9003]mumblage, Up:[9004]= M =
mumble interj.
1. Said when the correct response is too complicated to enunciate, or
the speaker has not thought it out. Often prefaces a longer answer, or
indicates a general reluctance to get into a long discussion. "Don't
you think that we could improve LISP performance by using a hybrid
reference-count transaction garbage collector, if the cache is big
enough and there are some extra cache bits for the microcode to use?"
"Well, mumble ... I'll have to think about it." 2. [MIT] Expression of
not-quite-articulated agreement, often used as an informal vote of
consensus in a meeting: "So, shall we dike out the COBOL emulation?"
"Mumble!" 3. Sometimes used as an expression of disagreement
(distinguished from sense 2 by tone of voice and other cues). "I think
we should buy a [9005]VAX." "Mumble!" Common variant: `mumble frotz'
(see [9006]frotz; interestingly, one does not say `mumble frobnitz'
even though `frotz' is short for `frobnitz'). 4. Yet another
[9007]metasyntactic variable, like [9008]foo. 5. When used as a
question ("Mumble?") means "I didn't understand you". 6. Sometimes
used in `public' contexts on-line as a placefiller for things one is
barred from giving details about. For example, a poster with
pre-released hardware in his machine might say "Yup, my machine now
has an extra 16M of memory, thanks to the card I'm testing for
Mumbleco." 7. A conversational wild card used to designate something
one doesn't want to bother spelling out, but which can be
[9009]glarked from context. Compare [9010]blurgle. 8. [XEROX PARC] A
colloquialism used to suggest that further discussion would be
fruitless.
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Node:munch, Next:[9011]munching, Previous:[9012]mumble, Up:[9013]= M =
munch vt.
[often confused with [9014]mung, q.v.] To transform information in a
serial fashion, often requiring large amounts of computation. To trace
down a data structure. Related to [9015]crunch and nearly synonymous
with [9016]grovel, but connotes less pain.
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Node:munching, Next:[9017]munching squares, Previous:[9018]munch,
Up:[9019]= M =
munching n.
Exploration of security holes of someone else's computer for thrills,
notoriety, or to annoy the system manager. Compare [9020]cracker. See
also [9021]hacked off.
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Node:munching squares, Next:[9022]munchkin, Previous:[9023]munching,
Up:[9024]= M =
munching squares n.
A [9025]display hack dating back to the PDP-1 (ca. 1962, reportedly
discovered by Jackson Wright), which employs a trivial computation
(repeatedly plotting the graph Y = X XOR T for successive values of T
-- see [9026]HAKMEM items 146-148) to produce an impressive display of
moving and growing squares that devour the screen. The initial value
of T is treated as a parameter, which, when well-chosen, can produce
amazing effects. Some of these, later (re)discovered on the LISP
machine, have been christened `munching triangles' (try AND for XOR
and toggling points instead of plotting them), `munching w's', and
`munching mazes'. More generally, suppose a graphics program produces
an impressive and ever-changing display of some basic form, foo, on a
display terminal, and does it using a relatively simple program; then
the program (or the resulting display) is likely to be referred to as
`munching foos'. [This is a good example of the use of the word
[9027]foo as a [9028]metasyntactic variable.]
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Node:munchkin, Next:[9029]mundane, Previous:[9030]munching squares,
Up:[9031]= M =
munchkin /muhnch'kin/ n.
[from the squeaky-voiced little people in L. Frank Baum's "The Wizard
of Oz"] A teenage-or-younger micro enthusiast hacking BASIC or
something else equally constricted. A term of mild derision --
munchkins are annoying but some grow up to be hackers after passing
through a [9032]larval stage. The term [9033]urchin is also used. See
also [9034]wannabee, [9035]bitty box.
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Node:mundane, Next:[9036]mung, Previous:[9037]munchkin, Up:[9038]= M =
mundane n.
[from SF fandom] 1. A person who is not in science fiction fandom. 2.
A person who is not in the computer industry. In this sense, most
often an adjectival modifier as in "in my mundane life...." See also
[9039]Real World, [9040]muggle.
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Node:mung, Next:[9041]munge, Previous:[9042]mundane, Up:[9043]= M =
mung /muhng/ vt.
[in 1960 at MIT, `Mash Until No Good'; sometime after that the
derivation from the [9044]recursive acronym `Mung Until No Good'
became standard; but see [9045]munge] 1. To make changes to a file,
esp. large-scale and irrevocable changes. See [9046]BLT. 2. To
destroy, usually accidentally, occasionally maliciously. The system
only mungs things maliciously; this is a consequence of
[9047]Finagle's Law. See [9048]scribble, [9049]mangle, [9050]trash,
[9051]nuke. Reports from [9052]Usenet suggest that the pronunciation
/muhnj/ is now usual in speech, but the spelling `mung' is still
common in program comments (compare the widespread confusion over the
proper spelling of [9053]kluge). 3. The kind of beans the sprouts of
which are used in Chinese food. (That's their real name! Mung beans!
Really!)
Like many early hacker terms, this one seems to have originated at
[9054]TMRC; it was already in use there in 1958. Peter Samson
(compiler of the original TMRC lexicon) thinks it may originally have
been onomatopoeic for the sound of a relay spring (contact) being
twanged. However, it is known that during the World Wars, `mung' was
U.S. army slang for the ersatz creamed chipped beef better known as
`SOS', and it seems quite likely that the word in fact goes back to
Scots-dialect [9055]munge.
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Node:munge, Next:[9056]Murphy's Law, Previous:[9057]mung, Up:[9058]= M
=
munge /muhnj/ vt.
1. [derogatory] To imperfectly transform information. 2. A
comprehensive rewrite of a routine, data structure or the whole
program. 3. To modify data in some way the speaker doesn't need to go
into right now or cannot describe succinctly (compare [9059]mumble).
4. To add [9060]spamblock to an email address.
This term is often confused with [9061]mung, which probably was
derived from it. However, it also appears the word `munge' was in
common use in Scotland in the 1940s, and in Yorkshire in the 1950s, as
a verb, meaning to munch up into a masticated mess, and as a noun,
meaning the result of munging something up (the parallel with the
[9062]kluge/[9063]kludge pair is amusing). The OED reports `munge' as
an archaic verb nmeaning "to wipe (a person's nose)".
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Node:Murphy's Law, Next:[9064]music, Previous:[9065]munge, Up:[9066]=
M =
Murphy's Law prov.
The correct, original Murphy's Law reads: "If there are two or more
ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a
catastrophe, then someone will do it." This is a principle of
defensive design, cited here because it is usually given in mutant
forms less descriptive of the challenges of design for [9067]lusers.
For example, you don't make a two-pin plug symmetrical and then label
it `THIS WAY UP'; if it matters which way it is plugged in, then you
make the design asymmetrical (see also the anecdote under [9068]magic
smoke).
Edward A. Murphy, Jr. was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled
experiments that were done by the U.S. Air Force in 1949 to test human
acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981). One experiment involved
a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's
body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount, and
somebody methodically installed all 16 the wrong way around. Murphy
then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test
subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days
later.
Within months `Murphy's Law' had spread to various technical cultures
connected to aerospace engineering. Before too many years had gone by
variants had passed into the popular imagination, changing as they
went. Most of these are variants on "Anything that can go wrong,
will"; this is correctly referred to as [9069]Finagle's Law. The
memetic drift apparent in these mutants clearly demonstrates Murphy's
Law acting on itself!
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Node:music, Next:[9070]mutter, Previous:[9071]Murphy's Law, Up:[9072]=
M =
music n.
A common extracurricular interest of hackers (compare
[9073]science-fiction fandom, [9074]oriental food; see also
[9075]filk). Hackish folklore has long claimed that musical and
programming abilities are closely related, and there has been at least
one large-scale statistical study that supports this. Hackers, as a
rule, like music and often develop musical appreciation in unusual and
interesting directions. Folk music is very big in hacker circles; so
is electronic music, and the sort of elaborate instrumental jazz/rock
that used to be called `progressive' and isn't recorded much any more.
The hacker's musical range tends to be wide; many can listen with
equal appreciation to (say) Talking Heads, Yes, Gentle Giant, Pat
Metheny, Scott Joplin, Tangerine Dream, Dream Theater, King Sunny Ade,
The Pretenders, Screaming Trees, or the Brandenburg Concerti. It is
also apparently true that hackerdom includes a much higher
concentration of talented amateur musicians than one would expect from
a similar-sized control group of [9076]mundane types.
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Node:mutter, Next:[9077]N, Previous:[9078]music, Up:[9079]= M =
mutter vt.
To quietly enter a command not meant for the ears, eyes, or fingers of
ordinary mortals. Often used in `mutter an [9080]incantation'. See
also [9081]wizard.
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Node:= N =, Next:[9082]= O =, Previous:[9083]= M =, Up:[9084]The
Jargon Lexicon
= N =
* [9085]N:
* [9086]nadger:
* [9087]nagware:
* [9088]nailed to the wall:
* [9089]nailing jelly:
* [9090]naive:
* [9091]naive user:
* [9092]NAK:
* [9093]NANA:
* [9094]nano:
* [9095]nano-:
* [9096]nanoacre:
* [9097]nanobot:
* [9098]nanocomputer:
* [9099]nanofortnight:
* [9100]nanotechnology:
* [9101]nasal demons:
* [9102]nastygram:
* [9103]Nathan Hale:
* [9104]nature:
* [9105]neat hack:
* [9106]neats vs. scruffies:
* [9107]neep-neep:
* [9108]neophilia:
* [9109]nerd:
* [9110]nerd knob:
* [9111]net.-:
* [9112]net.god:
* [9113]net.personality:
* [9114]net.police:
* [9115]NetBOLLIX:
* [9116]netburp:
* [9117]netdead:
* [9118]nethack:
* [9119]netiquette:
* [9120]netlag:
* [9121]netnews:
* [9122]netrock:
* [9123]Netscrape:
* [9124]netsplit:
* [9125]netter:
* [9126]network address:
* [9127]network meltdown:
* [9128]New Jersey:
* [9129]New Testament:
* [9130]newbie:
* [9131]newgroup wars:
* [9132]newline:
* [9133]NeWS:
* [9134]newsfroup:
* [9135]newsgroup:
* [9136]nick:
* [9137]nickle:
* [9138]night mode:
* [9139]Nightmare File System:
* [9140]NIL:
* [9141]Ninety-Ninety Rule:
* [9142]nipple mouse:
* [9143]NMI:
* [9144]no-op:
* [9145]noddy:
* [9146]node:
* [9147]Nominal Semidestructor:
* [9148]non-optimal solution:
* [9149]nonlinear:
* [9150]nontrivial:
* [9151]not ready for prime time:
* [9152]notwork:
* [9153]NP-:
* [9154]nroff:
* [9155]NSA line eater:
* [9156]NSP:
* [9157]nude:
* [9158]nugry:
* [9159]nuke:
* [9160]number-crunching:
* [9161]numbers:
* [9162]NUXI problem:
* [9163]nybble:
* [9164]nyetwork:
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Node:N, Next:[9165]nadger, Previous:[9166]mutter, Up:[9167]= N =
N /N/ quant.
1. A large and indeterminate number of objects: "There were N bugs in
that crock!" Also used in its original sense of a variable name: "This
crock has N bugs, as N goes to infinity." (The true number of bugs is
always at least N + 1; see [9168]Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic
Entomology.) 2. A variable whose value is inherited from the current
context. For example, when a meal is being ordered at a restaurant, N
may be understood to mean however many people there are at the table.
From the remark "We'd like to order N wonton soups and a family dinner
for N - 1" you can deduce that one person at the table wants to eat
only soup, even though you don't know how many people there are (see
[9169]great-wall). 3. `Nth': adj. The ordinal counterpart of N, senses
1 and 2. "Now for the Nth and last time..." In the specific context
"Nth-year grad student", N is generally assumed to be at least 4, and
is usually 5 or more (see [9170]tenured graduate student). See also
[9171]random numbers, [9172]two-to-the-N.
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Node:nadger, Next:[9173]nagware, Previous:[9174]N, Up:[9175]= N =
nadger /nad'jr/ v.
[UK, from rude slang noun `nadgers' for testicles; compare American &
British `bollixed'] Of software or hardware (not people), to twiddle
some object in a hidden manner, generally so that it conforms better
to some format. For instance, string printing routines on 8-bit
processors often take the string text from the instruction stream,
thus a print call looks like jsr print:"Hello world". The print
routine has to `nadger' the saved instruction pointer so that the
processor doesn't try to execute the text as instructions when the
subroutine returns. See [9176]adger.
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Node:nagware, Next:[9177]nailed to the wall, Previous:[9178]nadger,
Up:[9179]= N =
nagware /nag'weir/ n.
[Usenet] The variety of [9180]shareware that displays a large screen
at the beginning or end reminding you to register, typically requiring
some sort of keystroke to continue so that you can't use the software
in batch mode. Compare [9181]annoyware, [9182]crippleware.
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Node:nailed to the wall, Next:[9183]nailing jelly,
Previous:[9184]nagware, Up:[9185]= N =
nailed to the wall adj.
[like a trophy] Said of a bug finally eliminated after protracted, and
even heroic, effort.
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Node:nailing jelly, Next:[9186]naive, Previous:[9187]nailed to the
wall, Up:[9188]= N =
nailing jelly vi.
See [9189]like nailing jelly to a tree.
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Node:naive, Next:[9190]naive user, Previous:[9191]nailing jelly,
Up:[9192]= N =
naive adj.
1. Untutored in the perversities of some particular program or system;
one who still tries to do things in an intuitive way, rather than the
right way (in really good designs these coincide, but most designs
aren't `really good' in the appropriate sense). This trait is
completely unrelated to general maturity or competence, or even
competence at any other specific program. It is a sad commentary on
the primitive state of computing that the natural opposite of this
term is often claimed to be `experienced user' but is really more like
`cynical user'. 2. Said of an algorithm that doesn't take advantage of
some superior but advanced technique, e.g., the [9193]bubble sort. It
may imply naivete on the part of the programmer, although there are
situations where a naive algorithm is preferred, because it is more
important to keep the code comprehensible than to go for maximum
performance. "I know the linear search is naive, but in this case the
list typically only has half a dozen items."
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Node:naive user, Next:[9194]NAK, Previous:[9195]naive, Up:[9196]= N =
naive user n.
A [9197]luser. Tends to imply someone who is ignorant mainly owing to
inexperience. When this is applied to someone who has experience,
there is a definite implication of stupidity.
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Node:NAK, Next:[9198]NANA, Previous:[9199]naive user, Up:[9200]= N =
NAK /nak/ interj.
[from the ASCII mnemonic for 0010101] 1. On-line joke answer to
[9201]ACK?: "I'm not here." 2. On-line answer to a request for chat:
"I'm not available." 3. Used to politely interrupt someone to tell
them you don't understand their point or that they have suddenly
stopped making sense. See [9202]ACK, sense 3. "And then, after we
recode the project in COBOL...." "Nak, Nak, Nak! I thought I heard you
say COBOL!" 4. A negative answer. "OK if I boot the server?" "NAK!"
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Node:NANA, Next:[9203]nano, Previous:[9204]NAK, Up:[9205]= N =
NANA //
[Usenet] The newsgroups news.admin.net-abuse.*, devoted to fighting
[9206]spam and network abuse. Each individual newsgroup is often
referred to by adding a letter to NANA. For example, NANAU would refer
to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.
When spam began to be a serious problem around 1995, and a loose
network of anti-spammers formed to combat it, spammers immediately
accused them of being the [9207]backbone cabal, or the Cabal reborn.
Though this was not true, spam-fighters ironically accepted the label
and the tag line "There is No Cabal" reappeared (later, and now
commonly, abbreviated to "TINC"). Nowadays "the Cabal" is generally
understood to refer to the NANA regulars.
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Node:nano, Next:[9208]nano-, Previous:[9209]NANA, Up:[9210]= N =
nano /nan'oh/ n.
[CMU: from `nanosecond'] A brief period of time. "Be with you in a
nano" means you really will be free shortly, i.e., implies what
mainstream people mean by "in a jiffy" (whereas the hackish use of
`jiffy' is quite different -- see [9211]jiffy).
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Node:nano-, Next:[9212]nanoacre, Previous:[9213]nano, Up:[9214]= N =
nano- pref.
[SI: the next quantifier below [9215]micro-; meaning * 10^(-9)]
Smaller than [9216]micro-, and used in the same rather loose and
connotative way. Thus, one has [9217]nanotechnology (coined by hacker
K. Eric Drexler) by analogy with `microtechnology'; and a few machine
architectures have a `nanocode' level below `microcode'. Tom Duff at
Bell Labs has also pointed out that "Pi seconds is a nanocentury". See
also [9218]quantifiers, [9219]pico-, [9220]nanoacre, [9221]nanobot,
[9222]nanocomputer, [9223]nanofortnight.
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Node:nanoacre, Next:[9224]nanobot, Previous:[9225]nano-, Up:[9226]= N
=
nanoacre /nan'oh-ay`kr/ n.
A unit (about 2 mm square) of real estate on a VLSI chip. The term
gets its giggle value from the fact that VLSI nanoacres have costs in
the same range as real acres once one figures in design and
fabrication-setup costs.
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Node:nanobot, Next:[9227]nanocomputer, Previous:[9228]nanoacre,
Up:[9229]= N =
nanobot /nan'oh-bot/ n.
A robot of microscopic proportions, presumably built by means of
[9230]nanotechnology. As yet, only used informally (and
speculatively!). Also called a `nanoagent'.
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Node:nanocomputer, Next:[9231]nanofortnight, Previous:[9232]nanobot,
Up:[9233]= N =
nanocomputer /nan'oh-k*m-pyoo'tr/ n.
A computer with molecular-sized switching elements. Designs for
mechanical nanocomputers which use single-molecule sliding rods for
their logic have been proposed. The controller for a [9234]nanobot
would be a nanocomputer.
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Node:nanofortnight, Next:[9235]nanotechnology,
Previous:[9236]nanocomputer, Up:[9237]= N =
nanofortnight n.
[Adelaide University] 1 fortnight * 10^(-9), or about 1.2 msec. This
unit was used largely by students doing undergraduate practicals. See
[9238]microfortnight, [9239]attoparsec, and [9240]micro-.
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Node:nanotechnology, Next:[9241]nasal demons,
Previous:[9242]nanofortnight, Up:[9243]= N =
nanotechnology /nan'-oh-tek-no`l*-jee/ n.
A hypothetical fabrication technology in which objects are designed
and built with the individual specification and placement of each
separate atom. The first unequivocal nanofabrication experiments took
place in 1990, for example with the deposition of individual xenon
atoms on a nickel substrate to spell the logo of a certain very large
computer company. Nanotechnology has been a hot topic in the hacker
subculture ever since the term was coined by K. Eric Drexler in his
book "Engines of Creation" (Anchor/Doubleday, ISBN 0-385-19973-2),
where he predicted that nanotechnology could give rise to replicating
assemblers, permitting an exponential growth of productivity and
personal wealth (there's an authorized transcription at
[9244]http://www.foresight.org/EOC/index.html.). See also [9245]blue
goo, [9246]gray goo, [9247]nanobot.
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Node:nasal demons, Next:[9248]nastygram,
Previous:[9249]nanotechnology, Up:[9250]= N =
nasal demons n.
Recognized shorthand on the Usenet group comp.std.c for any unexpected
behavior of a C compiler on encountering an undefined construct.
During a discussion on that group in early 1992, a regular remarked
"When the compiler encounters [a given undefined construct] it is
legal for it to make demons fly out of your nose" (the implication is
that the compiler may choose any arbitrarily bizarre way to interpret
the code without violating the ANSI C standard). Someone else followed
up with a reference to "nasal demons", which quickly became
established.
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Node:nastygram, Next:[9251]Nathan Hale, Previous:[9252]nasal demons,
Up:[9253]= N =
nastygram /nas'tee-gram/ n.
1. A protocol packet or item of email (the latter is also called a
[9254]letterbomb) that takes advantage of misfeatures or security
holes on the target system to do untoward things. 2. Disapproving
mail, esp. from a [9255]net.god, pursuant to a violation of
[9256]netiquette or a complaint about failure to correct some mail- or
news-transmission problem. Compare [9257]shitogram, [9258]mailbomb. 3.
A status report from an unhappy, and probably picky, customer. "What'd
Corporate say in today's nastygram?" 4. [deprecated] An error reply by
mail from a [9259]daemon; in particular, a [9260]bounce message.
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Node:Nathan Hale, Next:[9261]nature, Previous:[9262]nastygram,
Up:[9263]= N =
Nathan Hale n.
An asterisk (see also [9264]splat, [9265]ASCII). Oh, you want an
etymology? Notionally, from "I regret that I have only one asterisk
for my country!", a misquote of the famous remark uttered by Nathan
Hale just before he was hanged. Hale was a (failed) spy for the rebels
in the American War of Independence.
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Node:nature, Next:[9266]neat hack, Previous:[9267]Nathan Hale,
Up:[9268]= N =
nature n.
See [9269]has the X nature.
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Node:neat hack, Next:[9270]neats vs. scruffies, Previous:[9271]nature,
Up:[9272]= N =
neat hack n.
[very common] 1. A clever technique. 2. A brilliant practical joke,
where neatness is correlated with cleverness, harmlessness, and
surprise value. Example: the Caltech Rose Bowl card display switch
(see [9273]Appendix A for discussion). See also [9274]hack.
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Node:neats vs. scruffies, Next:[9275]neep-neep, Previous:[9276]neat
hack, Up:[9277]= N =
neats vs. scruffies n.
The label used to refer to one of the continuing [9278]holy wars in AI
research. This conflict tangles together two separate issues. One is
the relationship between human reasoning and AI; `neats' tend to try
to build systems that `reason' in some way identifiably similar to the
way humans report themselves as doing, while `scruffies' profess not
to care whether an algorithm resembles human reasoning in the least as
long as it works. More importantly, neats tend to believe that logic
is king, while scruffies favor looser, more ad-hoc methods driven by
empirical knowledge. To a neat, scruffy methods appear promiscuous,
successful only by accident, and not productive of insights about how
intelligence actually works; to a scruffy, neat methods appear to be
hung up on formalism and irrelevant to the hard-to-capture `common
sense' of living intelligences.
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Node:neep-neep, Next:[9279]neophilia, Previous:[9280]neats vs.
scruffies, Up:[9281]= N =
neep-neep /neep neep/ n.
[onomatopoeic, widely spread through SF fandom but reported to have
originated at Caltech in the 1970s] One who is fascinated by
computers. Less specific than [9282]hacker, as it need not imply more
skill than is required to boot games on a PC. The derived noun
`neeping' applies specifically to the long conversations about
computers that tend to develop in the corners at most SF-convention
parties (the term `neepery' is also in wide use). Fandom has a related
proverb to the effect that "Hacking is a conversational black hole!".
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Node:neophilia, Next:[9283]nerd, Previous:[9284]neep-neep, Up:[9285]=
N =
neophilia /nee`oh-fil'-ee-*/ n.
The trait of being excited and pleased by novelty. Common among most
hackers, SF fans, and members of several other connected leading-edge
subcultures, including the pro-technology `Whole Earth' wing of the
ecology movement, space activists, many members of Mensa, and the
Discordian/neo-pagan underground. All these groups overlap heavily and
(where evidence is available) seem to share characteristic hacker
tropisms for science fiction, [9286]music, and [9287]oriental food.
The opposite tendency is `neophobia'.
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Node:nerd, Next:[9288]nerd knob, Previous:[9289]neophilia, Up:[9290]=
N =
nerd n.
1. [mainstream slang] Pejorative applied to anyone with an
above-average IQ and few gifts at small talk and ordinary social
rituals. 2. [jargon] Term of praise applied (in conscious ironic
reference to sense 1) to someone who knows what's really important and
interesting and doesn't care to be distracted by trivial chatter and
silly status games. Compare the two senses of [9291]computer geek.
The word itself appears to derive from the lines "And then, just to
show them, I'll sail to Ka-Troo / And Bring Back an It-Kutch, a Preep
and a Proo, / A Nerkle, a Nerd, and a Seersucker, too!" in the Dr.
Seuss book "If I Ran the Zoo" (1950). (The spellings `nurd' and
`gnurd' also used to be current at MIT, where `nurd' is reported from
as far back as 1957.) How it developed its mainstream meaning is
unclear, but sense 1 seems to have entered mass culture in the early
1970s (there are reports that in the mid-1960s it meant roughly
"annoying misfit" without the connotation of intelligence).
An IEEE Spectrum article (4/95, page 16) once derived `nerd' in its
variant form `knurd' from the word `drunk' backwards, but this bears
all the hallmarks of a bogus folk etymology.
Hackers developed sense 2 in self-defense perhaps ten years later, and
some actually wear "Nerd Pride" buttons, only half as a joke. At MIT
one can find not only buttons but (what else?) pocket protectors
bearing the slogan and the MIT seal.
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Node:nerd knob, Next:[9292]net.-, Previous:[9293]nerd, Up:[9294]= N =
nerd knob n.
[Cisco] a command in a complex piece of software which is more likely
to be used by an extremely experienced user to tweak a setting of one
sort or another - a setting which the average user may not even know
exists. Nerd knobs tend to be toggles, turning on or off a particular,
specific, narrowly defined behavior.
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Node:net.-, Next:[9295]net.god, Previous:[9296]nerd knob, Up:[9297]= N
=
net.- /net dot/ pref.
[Usenet] Prefix used to describe people and events related to Usenet.
From the time before the [9298]Great Renaming, when most non-local
newsgroups had names beginning `net.'. Includes [9299]net.gods,
`net.goddesses' (various charismatic net.women with circles of on-line
admirers), `net.lurkers' (see [9300]lurker), `net.person',
`net.parties' (a synonym for [9301]boink, sense 2), and many similar
constructs. See also [9302]net.police.
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Node:net.god, Next:[9303]net.personality, Previous:[9304]net.-,
Up:[9305]= N =
net.god /net god/ n.
Accolade referring to anyone who satisfies some combination of the
following conditions: has been visible on Usenet for more than 5
years, ran one of the original backbone sites, moderated an important
newsgroup, wrote news software, or knows Gene, Mark, Rick, Mel, Henry,
Chuq, and Greg personally. See [9306]demigod. Net.goddesses such as
Rissa or the Slime Sisters have (so far) been distinguished more by
personality than by authority.
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Node:net.personality, Next:[9307]net.police, Previous:[9308]net.god,
Up:[9309]= N =
net.personality /net per`sn-al'-*-tee/ n.
Someone who has made a name for him or herself on [9310]Usenet,
through either longevity or attention-getting posts, but doesn't meet
the other requirements of [9311]net.godhood.
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Node:net.police, Next:[9312]NetBOLLIX, Previous:[9313]net.personality,
Up:[9314]= N =
net.police /net-p*-lees'/ n.
(var. `net.cops') Those Usenet readers who feel it is their
responsibility to pounce on and [9315]flame any posting which they
regard as offensive or in violation of their understanding of
[9316]netiquette. Generally used sarcastically or pejoratively. Also
spelled `net police'. See also [9317]net.-, [9318]code police.
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Node:NetBOLLIX, Next:[9319]netburp, Previous:[9320]net.police,
Up:[9321]= N =
NetBOLLIX n.
[from bollix: to bungle, or British `bollocks'] [9322]IBM's NetBIOS,
an extremely [9323]brain-damaged network protocol that, like
[9324]Blue Glue, is used at commercial shops that don't know any
better.
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Node:netburp, Next:[9325]netdead, Previous:[9326]NetBOLLIX, Up:[9327]=
N =
netburp n.
[IRC] When [9328]netlag gets really bad, and delays between servers
exceed a certain threshhold, the [9329]IRC network effectively becomes
partitioned for a period of time, and large numbers of people seem to
be signing off at the same time and then signing back on again when
things get better. An instance of this is called a `netburp' (or,
sometimes, [9330]netsplit).
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Node:netdead, Next:[9331]nethack, Previous:[9332]netburp, Up:[9333]= N
=
netdead n.
[IRC] The state of someone who signs off [9334]IRC, perhaps during a
[9335]netburp, and doesn't sign back on until later. In the interim,
he is "dead to the net". Compare [9336]link-dead.
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Node:nethack, Next:[9337]netiquette, Previous:[9338]netdead,
Up:[9339]= N =
nethack /net'hak/ n.
[Unix] A dungeon game similar to [9340]rogue but more elaborate,
distributed in C source over [9341]Usenet and very popular at Unix
sites and on PC-class machines (nethack is probably the most widely
distributed of the freeware dungeon games). The earliest versions,
written by Jay Fenlason and later considerably enhanced by Andries
Brouwer, were simply called `hack'. The name changed when maintenance
was taken over by a group of hackers originally organized by Mike
Stephenson. There is now an official site one at
[9342]http://www.nethack.org/. See also [9343]moria, [9344]rogue,
[9345]Angband.
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Node:netiquette, Next:[9346]netlag, Previous:[9347]nethack, Up:[9348]=
N =
netiquette /net'ee-ket/ or /net'i-ket/ n.
[portmanteau, network + etiquette] The conventions of politeness
recognized on [9349]Usenet, such as avoidance of cross-posting to
inappropriate groups and refraining from commercial pluggery outside
the biz groups.
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Node:netlag, Next:[9350]netnews, Previous:[9351]netiquette, Up:[9352]=
N =
netlag n.
[IRC, MUD] A condition that occurs when the delays in the [9353]IRC
network or on a [9354]MUD become severe enough that servers briefly
lose and then reestablish contact, causing messages to be delivered in
bursts, often with delays of up to a minute. (Note that this term has
nothing to do with mainstream "jet lag", a condition which hackers
tend not to be much bothered by.) Often shortened to just `lag'.
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Node:netnews, Next:[9355]netrock, Previous:[9356]netlag, Up:[9357]= N
=
netnews /net'n[y]ooz/ n.
1. The software that makes [9358]Usenet run. 2. The content of Usenet.
"I read netnews right after my mail most mornings."
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Node:netrock, Next:[9359]Netscrape, Previous:[9360]netnews, Up:[9361]=
N =
netrock /net'rok/ n.
[IBM] A [9362]flame; used esp. on VNET, IBM's internal corporate
network.
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Node:Netscrape, Next:[9363]netsplit, Previous:[9364]netrock,
Up:[9365]= N =
Netscrape n.
[sometimes elaborated to `Netscrape Fornicator', also `Nutscrape']
Standard name-of-insult for Netscape Navigator/Communicator,
Netscape's overweight Web browser. Compare [9366]Internet Exploiter.
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Node:netsplit, Next:[9367]netter, Previous:[9368]Netscrape, Up:[9369]=
N =
netsplit n.
Syn. [9370]netburp.
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Node:netter, Next:[9371]network address, Previous:[9372]netsplit,
Up:[9373]= N =
netter n.
1. Loosely, anyone with a [9374]network address. 2. More specifically,
a [9375]Usenet regular. Most often found in the plural. "If you post
that in a technical group, you're going to be flamed by angry netters
for the rest of time!"
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Node:network address, Next:[9376]network meltdown,
Previous:[9377]netter, Up:[9378]= N =
network address n.
(also `net address') As used by hackers, means an address on `the'
network (see [9379]the network; this used to include [9380]bang path
addresses but now almost always implies an [9381]Internet address).
Net addresses are often used in email text as a more concise
substitute for personal names; indeed, hackers may come to know each
other quite well by network names without ever learning each others'
`legal' monikers. Indeed, display of a network address (e.g on
business cards) used to function as an important hacker identification
signal, like lodge pins among Masons or tie-dyed T-shirts among
Grateful Dead fans. In the day of pervasive Internet this is less
true, but you can still be fairly sure that anyone with a network
address handwritten on his or her convention badge is a hacker.
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Node:network meltdown, Next:[9382]New Jersey, Previous:[9383]network
address, Up:[9384]= N =
network meltdown n.
A state of complete network overload; the network equivalent of
[9385]thrashing. This may be induced by a [9386]Chernobyl packet. See
also [9387]broadcast storm, [9388]kamikaze packet.
Network meltdown is often a result of network designs that are
optimized for a steady state of moderate load and don't cope well with
the very jagged, bursty usage patterns of the real world. One amusing
instance of this is triggered by the popular and very bloody
shoot-'em-up game Doom on the PC. When used in multiplayer mode over a
network, the game uses broadcast packets to inform other machines when
bullets are fired. This causes problems with weapons like the chain
gun which fire rapidly -- it can blast the network into a meltdown
state just as easily as it shreds opposing monsters.
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Node:New Jersey, Next:[9389]New Testament, Previous:[9390]network
meltdown, Up:[9391]= N =
New Jersey adj.
[primarily Stanford/Silicon Valley] Brain-damaged or of poor design.
This refers to the allegedly wretched quality of such software as C,
C++, and Unix (which originated at Bell Labs in Murray Hill, New
Jersey). "This compiler bites the bag, but what can you expect from a
compiler designed in New Jersey?" Compare [9392]Berkeley Quality
Software. See also [9393]Unix conspiracy.
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Node:New Testament, Next:[9394]newbie, Previous:[9395]New Jersey,
Up:[9396]= N =
New Testament n.
[C programmers] The second edition of K&R's "The C Programming
Language" (Prentice-Hall, 1988; ISBN 0-13-110362-8), describing ANSI
Standard C. See [9397]K&R; this version is also called `K&R2'.
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Node:newbie, Next:[9398]newgroup wars, Previous:[9399]New Testament,
Up:[9400]= N =
newbie /n[y]oo'bee/ n.
[verry common; orig. from British public-school and military slang
variant of `new boy'] A Usenet neophyte. This term surfaced in the
[9401]newsgroup talk.bizarre but is now in wide use (the combination
"clueless newbie" is especially common). Criteria for being considered
a newbie vary wildly; a person can be called a newbie in one newsgroup
while remaining a respected regular in another. The label `newbie' is
sometimes applied as a serious insult to a person who has been around
Usenet for a long time but who carefully hides all evidence of having
a clue. See [9402]B1FF; see also [9403]gnubie.
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Node:newgroup wars, Next:[9404]newline, Previous:[9405]newbie,
Up:[9406]= N =
newgroup wars /n[y]oo'groop worz/ n.
[Usenet] The salvos of dueling newgroup and rmgroup messages sometimes
exchanged by persons on opposite sides of a dispute over whether a
[9407]newsgroup should be created net-wide, or (even more frequently)
whether an obsolete one should be removed. These usually settle out
within a week or two as it becomes clear whether the group has a
natural constituency (usually, it doesn't). At times, especially in
the completely anarchic alt hierarchy, the names of newsgroups
themselves become a form of comment or humor; e.g., the group
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork which originated as a birthday joke
for a Muppets fan, or any number of specialized abuse groups named
after particularly notorious [9408]flamers, e.g., alt.weemba.
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Node:newline, Next:[9409]NeWS, Previous:[9410]newgroup wars,
Up:[9411]= N =
newline /n[y]oo'li:n/ n.
1. [techspeak, primarily Unix] The ASCII LF character (0001010), used
under [9412]Unix as a text line terminator. Though the term `newline'
appears in ASCII standards, it never caught on in the general
computing world before Unix. 2. More generally, any magic character,
character sequence, or operation (like Pascal's writeln procedure)
required to terminate a text record or separate lines. See [9413]crlf,
[9414]terpri.
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Node:NeWS, Next:[9415]newsfroup, Previous:[9416]newline, Up:[9417]= N
=
NeWS /nee'wis/, /n[y]oo'is/ or /n[y]ooz/ n.
[acronym; the `Network Window System'] The road not taken in window
systems, an elegant [9418]PostScript-based environment that would
almost certainly have won the standards war with [9419]X if it hadn't
been [9420]proprietary to Sun Microsystems. There is a lesson here
that too many software vendors haven't yet heeded. Many hackers insist
on the two-syllable pronunciations above as a way of distinguishing
NeWS from Usenet news (the [9421]netnews software).
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Node:newsfroup, Next:[9422]newsgroup, Previous:[9423]NeWS, Up:[9424]=
N =
newsfroup // n.
[Usenet] Silly synonym for [9425]newsgroup, originally a typo but now
in regular use on Usenet's talk.bizarre, and other lunatic-fringe
groups. Compare [9426]hing, [9427]grilf, [9428]pr0n and [9429]filk.
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Node:newsgroup, Next:[9430]nick, Previous:[9431]newsfroup, Up:[9432]=
N =
newsgroup n.
[Usenet] One of [9433]Usenet's huge collection of topic groups or
[9434]fora. Usenet groups can be `unmoderated' (anyone can post) or
`moderated' (submissions are automatically directed to a moderator,
who edits or filters and then posts the results). Some newsgroups have
parallel [9435]mailing lists for Internet people with no netnews
access, with postings to the group automatically propagated to the
list and vice versa. Some moderated groups (especially those which are
actually gatewayed Internet mailing lists) are distributed as
`digests', with groups of postings periodically collected into a
single large posting with an index.
Among the best-known are comp.lang.c (the C-language forum), comp.arch
(on computer architectures), comp.unix.wizards (for Unix wizards),
rec.arts.sf.written and siblings (for science-fiction fans), and
talk.politics.misc (miscellaneous political discussions and
[9436]flamage).
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Node:nick, Next:[9437]nickle, Previous:[9438]newsgroup, Up:[9439]= N =
nick n.
[IRC; very common] Short for nickname. On [9440]IRC, every user must
pick a nick, which is sometimes the same as the user's real name or
login name, but is often more fanciful. Compare [9441]handle,
[9442]screen name.
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Node:nickle, Next:[9443]night mode, Previous:[9444]nick, Up:[9445]= N
=
nickle /ni'kl/ n.
[from `nickel', common name for the U.S. 5-cent coin] A [9446]nybble +
1; 5 bits. Reported among developers for Mattel's GI 1600 (the
Intellivision games processor), a chip with 16-bit-wide RAM but
10-bit-wide ROM. See also [9447]deckle, and [9448]nybble for names of
other bit units.
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Node:night mode, Next:[9449]Nightmare File System,
Previous:[9450]nickle, Up:[9451]= N =
night mode n.
See [9452]phase (of people).
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Node:Nightmare File System, Next:[9453]NIL, Previous:[9454]night mode,
Up:[9455]= N =
Nightmare File System n.
Pejorative hackerism for Sun's Network File System (NFS). In any
nontrivial network of Suns where there is a lot of NFS cross-mounting,
when one Sun goes down, the others often freeze up. Some machine tries
to access the down one, and (getting no response) repeats
indefinitely. This causes it to appear dead to some messages (what is
actually happening is that it is locked up in what should have been a
brief excursion to a higher [9456]spl level). Then another machine
tries to reach either the down machine or the pseudo-down machine, and
itself becomes pseudo-down. The first machine to discover the down one
is now trying both to access the down one and to respond to the
pseudo-down one, so it is even harder to reach. This situation
snowballs very quickly, and soon the entire network of machines is
frozen -- worst of all, the user can't even abort the file access that
started the problem! Many of NFS's problems are excused by partisans
as being an inevitable result of its statelessness, which is held to
be a great feature (critics, of course, call it a great
[9457]misfeature). (ITS partisans are apt to cite this as proof of
Unix's alleged bogosity; ITS had a working NFS-like shared file system
with none of these problems in the early 1970s.) See also
[9458]broadcast storm.
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Node:NIL, Next:[9459]Ninety-Ninety Rule, Previous:[9460]Nightmare File
System, Up:[9461]= N =
NIL /nil/
No. Used in reply to a question, particularly one asked using the `-P'
convention. Most hackers assume this derives simply from LISP
terminology for `false' (see also [9462]T), but NIL as a negative
reply was well-established among radio hams decades before the advent
of LISP. The historical connection between early hackerdom and the ham
radio world was strong enough that this may have been an influence.
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Node:Ninety-Ninety Rule, Next:[9463]nipple mouse, Previous:[9464]NIL,
Up:[9465]= N =
Ninety-Ninety Rule n.
"The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the
development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other
90% of the development time." Attributed to Tom Cargill of Bell Labs,
and popularized by Jon Bentley's September 1985 "Bumper-Sticker
Computer Science" column in "Communications of the ACM". It was there
called the "Rule of Credibility", a name which seems not to have
stuck. Other maxims in the same vein include the law attributed to the
early British computer scientist Douglas Hartree: "The time from now
until the completion of the project tends to become constant."
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Node:nipple mouse, Next:[9466]NMI, Previous:[9467]Ninety-Ninety Rule,
Up:[9468]= N =
nipple mouse n.
Var. `clit mouse, clitoris' Common term for the pointing device used
on IBM ThinkPads and a few other laptop computers. The device, which
sits between the `g' and `h' keys on the keyboard, indeed resembles a
rubber nipple intended to be tweaked by a forefinger. Many hackers
consider these superior to the glide pads found on most laptops, which
are harder to control precisely.
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Node:NMI, Next:[9469]no-op, Previous:[9470]nipple mouse, Up:[9471]= N
=
NMI /N-M-I/ n.
Non-Maskable Interrupt. An IRQ 7 on the PDP-11 or 680[01234]0; the NMI
line on an 80[1234]86. In contrast with a [9472]priority interrupt
(which might be ignored, although that is unlikely), an NMI is never
ignored. Except, that is, on [9473]clone boxes, where NMI is often
ignored on the motherboard because flaky hardware can generate many
spurious ones.
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Node:no-op, Next:[9474]noddy, Previous:[9475]NMI, Up:[9476]= N =
no-op /noh'op/ n.,v.
alt. NOP /nop/ [no operation] 1. A machine instruction that does
nothing (sometimes used in assembler-level programming as filler for
data or patch areas, or to overwrite code to be removed in binaries).
2. A person who contributes nothing to a project, or has nothing going
on upstairs, or both. As in "He's a no-op." 3. Any operation or
sequence of operations with no effect, such as circling the block
without finding a parking space, or putting money into a vending
machine and having it fall immediately into the coin-return box, or
asking someone for help and being told to go away. "Oh, well, that was
a no-op." Hot-and-sour soup (see [9477]great-wall) that is
insufficiently either is `no-op soup'; so is wonton soup if everybody
else is having hot-and-sour.
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Node:noddy, Next:[9478]node, Previous:[9479]no-op, Up:[9480]= N =
noddy /nod'ee/ adj.
[UK: from the children's books] 1. Small and un-useful, but
demonstrating a point. Noddy programs are often written by people
learning a new language or system. The archetypal noddy program is
[9481]hello world. Noddy code may be used to demonstrate a feature or
bug of a compiler. May be used of real hardware or software to imply
that it isn't worth using. "This editor's a bit noddy." 2. A program
that is more or less instant to produce. In this use, the term does
not necessarily connote uselessness, but describes a [9482]hack
sufficiently trivial that it can be written and debugged while
carrying on (and during the space of) a normal conversation. "I'll
just throw together a noddy [9483]awk script to dump all the first
fields." In North America this might be called a [9484]mickey mouse
program. See [9485]toy program.
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Node:node, Next:[9486]Nominal Semidestructor, Previous:[9487]noddy,
Up:[9488]= N =
node n.
1. [Internet, UUCP] A host machine on the network. 2. [MS-DOS BBSes] A
dial-in line on a BBS. Thus an MS-DOS [9489]sysop might say that his
BBS has 4 nodes even though it has a single machine and no Internet
link, confusing an Internet hacker no end.
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Node:Nominal Semidestructor, Next:[9490]non-optimal solution,
Previous:[9491]node, Up:[9492]= N =
Nominal Semidestructor n.
Soundalike slang for `National Semiconductor', found among other
places in the Networking/2 networking sources. During the late 1970s
to mid-1980s this company marketed a series of microprocessors
including the NS16000 and NS32000 and several variants. At one point
early in the great microprocessor race, the specs on these chips made
them look like serious competition for the rising Intel 80x86 and
Motorola 680x0 series. Unfortunately, the actual parts were
notoriously flaky and never implemented the full instruction set
promised in their literature, apparently because the company couldn't
get any of the mask steppings to work as designed. They eventually
sank without trace, joining the Zilog Z8000 and a few even more
obscure also-rans in the graveyard of forgotten microprocessors.
Compare [9493]HP-SUX, [9494]AIDX, [9495]buglix, [9496]Macintrash,
[9497]Telerat, [9498]ScumOS, [9499]sun-stools, [9500]Slowlaris,
[9501]Internet Exploder.
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Node:non-optimal solution, Next:[9502]nonlinear,
Previous:[9503]Nominal Semidestructor, Up:[9504]= N =
non-optimal solution n.
(also `sub-optimal solution') An astoundingly stupid way to do
something. This term is generally used in deadpan sarcasm, as its
impact is greatest when the person speaking looks completely serious.
Compare [9505]stunning. See also [9506]Bad Thing.
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Node:nonlinear, Next:[9507]nontrivial, Previous:[9508]non-optimal
solution, Up:[9509]= N =
nonlinear adj.
[scientific computation] 1. Behaving in an erratic and unpredictable
fashion; unstable. When used to describe the behavior of a machine or
program, it suggests that said machine or program is being forced to
run far outside of design specifications. This behavior may be induced
by unreasonable inputs, or may be triggered when a more mundane bug
sends the computation far off from its expected course. 2. When
describing the behavior of a person, suggests a tantrum or a
[9510]flame. "When you talk to Bob, don't mention the drug problem or
he'll go nonlinear for hours." In this context, `go nonlinear'
connotes `blow up out of proportion' (proportion connotes linearity).
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Node:nontrivial, Next:[9511]not ready for prime time,
Previous:[9512]nonlinear, Up:[9513]= N =
nontrivial adj.
Requiring real thought or significant computing power. Often used as
an understated way of saying that a problem is quite difficult or
impractical, or even entirely unsolvable ("Proving P=NP is
nontrivial"). The preferred emphatic form is `decidedly nontrivial'.
See [9514]trivial, [9515]uninteresting, [9516]interesting.
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Node:not ready for prime time, Next:[9517]notwork,
Previous:[9518]nontrivial, Up:[9519]= N =
not ready for prime time adj.
Usable, but only just so; not very robust; for internal use only. Said
of a program or device. Often connotes that the thing will be made
more solid [9520]Real Soon Now. This term comes from the ensemble name
of the original cast of "Saturday Night Live", the "Not Ready for
Prime Time Players". It has extra flavor for hackers because of the
special (though now semi-obsolescent) meaning of [9521]prime time.
Compare [9522]beta.
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Node:notwork, Next:[9523]NP-, Previous:[9524]not ready for prime time,
Up:[9525]= N =
notwork /not'werk/ n.
A network, when it is acting [9526]flaky or is [9527]down. Compare
[9528]nyetwork. Said at IBM to have originally referred to a
particular period of flakiness on IBM's VNET corporate network ca.
1988; but there are independent reports of the term from elsewhere.
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Node:NP-, Next:[9529]nroff, Previous:[9530]notwork, Up:[9531]= N =
NP- /N-P/ pref.
Extremely. Used to modify adjectives describing a level or quality of
difficulty; the connotation is often `more so than it should be' This
is generalized from the computer-science terms `NP-hard' and
`NP-complete'; NP-complete problems all seem to be very hard, but so
far no one has found a proof that they are. NP is the set of
Nondeterministic-Polynomial algorithms, those that can be completed by
a nondeterministic Turing machine in an amount of time that is a
polynomial function of the size of the input; a solution for one
NP-complete problem would solve all the others. "Coding a BitBlt
implementation to perform correctly in every case is NP-annoying."
Note, however, that strictly speaking this usage is misleading; there
are plenty of easy problems in class NP. NP-complete problems are hard
not because they are in class NP, but because they are the hardest
problems in class NP.
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Node:nroff, Next:[9532]NSA line eater, Previous:[9533]NP-, Up:[9534]=
N =
nroff /N'rof/
n. [Unix, from "new roff" (see [9535]troff)] A companion program to
the Unix typesetter [9536]troff, accepting identical input but
preparing output for terminals and line printers.
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Node:NSA line eater, Next:[9537]NSP, Previous:[9538]nroff, Up:[9539]=
N =
NSA line eater n.
The National Security Agency trawling program sometimes assumed to be
reading the net for the U.S. Government's spooks. Most hackers used to
think it was mythical but believed in acting as though existed just in
case. since the mid-1990s it has gradually become known that the NSA
actually does this, quite illegaly, through its Echelon program.
The standard countermeasure is to put loaded phrases like `KGB',
`Uzi', `nuclear materials', `Palestine', `cocaine', and
`assassination' in their [9540]sig blocks in a (probably futile)
attempt to confuse and overload the creature. The [9541]GNU version of
[9542]EMACS actually has a command that randomly inserts a bunch of
insidious anarcho-verbiage into your edited text.
As far back as the 1970s there was a mainstream variant of this myth
involving a `Trunk Line Monitor', which supposedly used speech
recognition to extract words from telephone trunks. This is much
harder than noticing keywords in email, and most of the people who
originally propagated it had no idea of then-current technology or the
storage, signal-processing, or speech recognition needs of such a
project. On the basis of mass-storage costs alone it would have been
cheaper to hire 50 high-school students and just let them listen in.
Twenty years and several orders of technological magnitude later,
however, there are clear indications that the NSA has actually
deployed such filtering (again, very much against U.S. law).
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Node:NSP, Next:[9543]nude, Previous:[9544]NSA line eater, Up:[9545]= N
=
NSP /N-S-P/ n.
Common abbreviation for `Network Service Provider', one of the big
national or regional companies that maintains a portion of the
Internet backbone and resells connectivity to [9546]ISPs. In 1996,
major NSPs include ANS, MCI, UUNET, and Sprint. An Internet
wholesaler.
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Node:nude, Next:[9547]nugry, Previous:[9548]NSP, Up:[9549]= N =
nude adj.
Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare
[9550]bare metal). "We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude,
so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation disks."
This usage is a recent innovation reflecting the fact that most IBM-PC
clones are now delivered with an operating system pre-installed at the
factory. Other kinds of hardware are still normally delivered without
OS, so this term is particular to PC support groups.
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Node:nugry, Next:[9551]nuke, Previous:[9552]nude, Up:[9553]= N =
nugry /n[y]oo'gree/
[Usenet, 'newbie' + '-gry'] `. n. A [9554]newbie who posts a [9555]FAQ
in the rec.puzzles newsgroup, especially if it is a variant of the
notorious and unanswerable "What, besides `angry' and `hungry', is the
third common English word that ends in -GRY?". In the newsgroup, the
canonical answer is of course `nugry' itself. Plural is `nusgry'
/n[y]oos'gree/. 2. adj. Having the qualities of a nugry.
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Node:nuke, Next:[9556]number-crunching, Previous:[9557]nugry,
Up:[9558]= N =
nuke /n[y]ook/ vt.
[common] 1. To intentionally delete the entire contents of a given
directory or storage volume. "On Unix, rm -r /usr will nuke everything
in the usr filesystem." Never used for accidental deletion; contrast
[9559]blow away. 2. Syn. for [9560]dike, applied to smaller things
such as files, features, or code sections. Often used to express a
final verdict. "What do you want me to do with that 80-meg
[9561]wallpaper file?" "Nuke it." 3. Used of processes as well as
files; nuke is a frequent verbal alias for kill -9 on Unix. 4. On IBM
PCs, a bug that results in [9562]fandango on core can trash the
operating system, including the FAT (the in-core copy of the disk
block chaining information). This can utterly scramble attached disks,
which are then said to have been `nuked'. This term is also used of
analogous lossages on Macintoshes and other micros without memory
protection.
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Node:number-crunching, Next:[9563]numbers, Previous:[9564]nuke,
Up:[9565]= N =
number-crunching n.
[common] Computations of a numerical nature, esp. those that make
extensive use of floating-point numbers. The only thing [9566]Fortrash
is good for. This term is in widespread informal use outside hackerdom
and even in mainstream slang, but has additional hackish connotations:
namely, that the computations are mindless and involve massive use of
[9567]brute force. This is not always [9568]evil, esp. if it involves
ray tracing or fractals or some other use that makes [9569]pretty
pictures, esp. if such pictures can be used as [9570]wallpaper. See
also [9571]crunch.
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Node:numbers, Next:[9572]NUXI problem,
Previous:[9573]number-crunching, Up:[9574]= N =
numbers n.
[scientific computation] Output of a computation that may not be
significant results but at least indicate that the program is running.
May be used to placate management, grant sponsors, etc. `Making
numbers' means running a program because output -- any output, not
necessarily meaningful output -- is needed as a demonstration of
progress. See [9575]pretty pictures, [9576]math-out, [9577]social
science number.
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Node:NUXI problem, Next:[9578]nybble, Previous:[9579]numbers,
Up:[9580]= N =
NUXI problem /nuk'see pro'bl*m/ n.
Refers to the problem of transferring data between machines with
differing byte-order. The string `UNIX' might look like `NUXI' on a
machine with a different `byte sex' (e.g., when transferring data from
a [9581]little-endian to a [9582]big-endian, or vice-versa). See also
[9583]middle-endian, [9584]swab, and [9585]bytesexual.
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Node:nybble, Next:[9586]nyetwork, Previous:[9587]NUXI problem,
Up:[9588]= N =
nybble /nib'l/ (alt. `nibble') n.
[from v. `nibble' by analogy with `bite' => `byte'] Four bits; one
[9589]hex digit; a half-byte. Though `byte' is now techspeak, this
useful relative is still jargon. Compare [9590]byte; see also
[9591]bit. The more mundane spelling "nibble" is also commonly used.
Apparently the `nybble' spelling is uncommon in Commonwealth Hackish,
as British orthography would suggest the pronunciation /ni:'bl/.
Following `bit', `byte' and `nybble' there have been quite a few
analogical attempts to construct unambiguous terms for bit blocks of
other sizes. All of these are strictly jargon, not techspeak, and not
very common jargon at that (most hackers would recognize them in
context but not use them spontaneously). We collect them here for
reference together with the ambiguous techspeak terms `word',
`half-word' and `double word'; some (indicated) have substantial
information separate entries.
2 bits:
[9592]crumb, [9593]quad, [9594]quarter, tayste, tydbit
4 bits:
nybble
5 bits:
[9595]nickle
10 bits:
[9596]deckle
16 bits:
playte, [9597]chawmp (on a 32-bit machine), word (on a 16-bit
machine), half-word (on a 32-bit machine).
18 bits:
[9598]chawmp (on a 36-bit machine), half-word (on a 36-bit
machine)
32 bits:
dynner, [9599]gawble (on a 32-bit machine), word (on a 32-bit
machine), longword (on a 16-bit machine).
36:
word (on a 36-bit machine)
48 bits:
[9600]gawble (under circumstances that remain obscure)
64 bits
double word (on a 32-bit machine)
The fundamental motivation for most of these jargon terms (aside from
the normal hackerly enjoyment of punning wordplay) is the extreme
ambiguity of the term `word' and its derivatives.
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Node:nyetwork, Next:[9601]Ob-, Previous:[9602]nybble, Up:[9603]= N =
nyetwork /nyet'werk/ n.
[from Russian `nyet' = no] A network, when it is acting [9604]flaky or
is [9605]down. Compare [9606]notwork.
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Node:= O =, Next:[9607]= P =, Previous:[9608]= N =, Up:[9609]The
Jargon Lexicon
= O =
* [9610]Ob-:
* [9611]Obfuscated C Contest:
* [9612]obi-wan error:
* [9613]Objectionable-C:
* [9614]obscure:
* [9615]octal forty:
* [9616]off the trolley:
* [9617]off-by-one error:
* [9618]offline:
* [9619]ogg:
* [9620]-oid:
* [9621]old fart:
* [9622]Old Testament:
* [9623]on the gripping hand:
* [9624]one-banana problem:
* [9625]one-line fix:
* [9626]one-liner wars:
* [9627]ooblick:
* [9628]op:
* [9629]open:
* [9630]open source:
* [9631]open switch:
* [9632]operating system:
* [9633]optical diff:
* [9634]optical grep:
* [9635]optimism:
* [9636]Oracle the:
* [9637]Orange Book:
* [9638]oriental food:
* [9639]orphan:
* [9640]orphaned i-node:
* [9641]orthogonal:
* [9642]OS:
* [9643]OS/2:
* [9644]OSS:
* [9645]OSU:
* [9646]OTOH:
* [9647]out-of-band:
* [9648]overclock:
* [9649]overflow bit:
* [9650]overflow pdl:
* [9651]overrun:
* [9652]overrun screw:
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Node:Ob-, Next:[9653]Obfuscated C Contest, Previous:[9654]nyetwork,
Up:[9655]= O =
Ob- /ob/ pref.
Obligatory. A piece of [9656]netiquette acknowledging that the author
has been straying from the newsgroup's charter topic. For example, if
a posting in alt.sex is a response to a part of someone else's posting
that has nothing particularly to do with sex, the author may append
`ObSex' (or `Obsex') and toss off a question or vignette about some
unusual erotic act. It is considered a sign of great [9657]winnitude
when one's Obs are more interesting than other people's whole
postings.
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Node:Obfuscated C Contest, Next:[9658]obi-wan error,
Previous:[9659]Ob-, Up:[9660]= O =
Obfuscated C Contest n.
(in full, the `International Obfuscated C Code Contest', or IOCCC) An
annual contest run since 1984 over Usenet by Landon Curt Noll and
friends. The overall winner is whoever produces the most unreadable,
creative, and bizarre (but working) C program; various other prizes
are awarded at the judges' whim. C's terse syntax and
macro-preprocessor facilities give contestants a lot of maneuvering
room. The winning programs often manage to be simultaneously (a)
funny, (b) breathtaking works of art, and (c) horrible examples of how
not to code in C.
This relatively short and sweet entry might help convey the flavor of
obfuscated C:
/*
* HELLO WORLD program
* by Jack Applin and Robert Heckendorn, 1985
* (Note: depends on being able to modify elements of argv[],
* which is not guaranteed by ANSI and often not possible.)
*/
main(v,c)char**c;{for(v[c++]="Hello, world!\n)";
(!!c)[*c]&&(v--||--c&&execlp(*c,*c,c[!!c]+!!c,!c));
**c=!c)write(!!*c,*c,!!**c);}
Here's another good one:
/*
* Program to compute an approximation of pi
* by Brian Westley, 1988
* (requires pcc macro concatenation; try gcc -traditional-cpp)
*/
#define _ -F<00||--F-OO--;
int F=00,OO=00;
main(){F_OO();printf("%1.3f\n",4.*-F/OO/OO);}F_OO()
{
_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_
}
Note that this program works by computing its own area. For more
digits, write a bigger program. See also [9661]hello world.
The IOCCC has an official home page at [9662]http://www.ioccc.org.
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Node:obi-wan error, Next:[9663]Objectionable-C,
Previous:[9664]Obfuscated C Contest, Up:[9665]= O =
obi-wan error /oh'bee-won` er'*r/ n.
[RPI, from `off-by-one' and the Obi-Wan Kenobi character in "Star
Wars"] A loop of some sort in which the index is off by 1. Common when
the index should have started from 0 but instead started from 1. A
kind of [9666]off-by-one error. See also [9667]zeroth.
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Node:Objectionable-C, Next:[9668]obscure, Previous:[9669]obi-wan
error, Up:[9670]= O =
Objectionable-C n.
Hackish take on "Objective-C", the name of an object-oriented dialect
of C in competition with the better-known C++ (it is used to write
native applications on the NeXT machine). Objectionable-C uses a
Smalltalk-like syntax, but lacks the flexibility of Smalltalk method
calls, and (like many such efforts) comes frustratingly close to
attaining the [9671]Right Thing without actually doing so.
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Node:obscure, Next:[9672]octal forty, Previous:[9673]Objectionable-C,
Up:[9674]= O =
obscure adj.
Used in an exaggeration of its normal meaning, to imply total
incomprehensibility. "The reason for that last crash is obscure." "The
find(1) command's syntax is obscure!" The phrase `moderately obscure'
implies that something could be figured out but probably isn't worth
the trouble. The construction `obscure in the extreme' is the
preferred emphatic form.
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Node:octal forty, Next:[9675]off the trolley, Previous:[9676]obscure,
Up:[9677]= O =
octal forty /ok'tl for'tee/ n.
Hackish way of saying "I'm drawing a blank." Octal 40 is the
[9678]ASCII space character, 0100000; by an odd coincidence, [9679]hex
40 (01000000) is the [9680]EBCDIC space character. See [9681]wall.
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Node:off the trolley, Next:[9682]off-by-one error,
Previous:[9683]octal forty, Up:[9684]= O =
off the trolley adj.
Describes the behavior of a program that malfunctions and goes
catatonic, but doesn't actually [9685]crash or abort. See
[9686]glitch, [9687]bug, [9688]deep space, [9689]wedged.
This term is much older than computing, and is (uncommon) slang
elsewhere. A trolley is the small wheel that trolls, or runs against,
the heavy wire that carries the current to run a streetcar. It's at
the end of the long pole (the trolley pole) that reaches from the roof
of the streetcar to the overhead line. When the trolley stops making
contact with the wire (from passing through a switch, going over bumpy
track, or whatever), the streetcar comes to a halt, (usually) without
crashing. The streetcar is then said to be off the trolley, or off the
wire. Later on, trolley came to mean the streetcar itself. Since
streetcars became common in the 1890s, the term is more than 100 years
old. Nowadays, trolleys are only seen on historic streetcars, since
modern streetcars use pantographs to contact the wire.
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Node:off-by-one error, Next:[9690]offline, Previous:[9691]off the
trolley, Up:[9692]= O =
off-by-one error n.
[common] Exceedingly common error induced in many ways, such as by
starting at 0 when you should have started at 1 or vice-versa, or by
writing < N instead of <= N or vice-versa. Also applied to giving
something to the person next to the one who should have gotten it.
Often confounded with [9693]fencepost error, which is properly a
particular subtype of it.
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Node:offline, Next:[9694]ogg, Previous:[9695]off-by-one error,
Up:[9696]= O =
offline adv.
Not now or not here. "Let's take this discussion offline."
Specifically used on [9697]Usenet to suggest that a discussion be
moved off a public newsgroup to email.
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Node:ogg, Next:[9698]-oid, Previous:[9699]offline, Up:[9700]= O =
ogg /og/ v.
[CMU] 1. In the multi-player space combat game Netrek, to execute
kamikaze attacks against enemy ships which are carrying armies or
occupying strategic positions. Named during a game in which one of the
players repeatedly used the tactic while playing Orion ship G, showing
up in the player list as "Og". This trick has been roundly denounced
by those who would return to the good old days when the tactic of
dogfighting was dominant, but as Sun Tzu wrote, "What is of supreme
importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy, not his tactics."
However, the traditional answer to the newbie question "What does ogg
mean?" is just "Pick up some armies and I'll show you." 2. In other
games, to forcefully attack an opponent with the expectation that the
resources expended will be renewed faster than the opponent will be
able to regain his previous advantage. Taken more seriously as a
tactic since it has gained a simple name. 3. To do anything
forcefully, possibly without consideration of the drain on future
resources. "I guess I'd better go ogg the problem set that's due
tomorrow." "Whoops! I looked down at the map for a sec and almost
ogged that oncoming car."
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Node:-oid, Next:[9701]old fart, Previous:[9702]ogg, Up:[9703]= O =
-oid suff.
[from Greek suffix -oid = `in the image of'] 1. Used as in mainstream
slang English to indicate a poor imitation, a counterfeit, or some
otherwise slightly bogus resemblance. Hackers will happily use it with
all sorts of non-Greco/Latin stem words that wouldn't keep company
with it in mainstream English. For example, "He's a nerdoid" means
that he superficially resembles a nerd but can't make the grade; a
`modemoid' might be a 300-baud box (Real Modems run at 28.8 or up); a
`computeroid' might be any [9704]bitty box. The word `keyboid' could
be used to describe a [9705]chiclet keyboard, but would have to be
written; spoken, it would confuse the listener as to the speaker's
city of origin. 2. More specifically, an indicator for `resembling an
android' which in the past has been confined to science-fiction fans
and hackers. It too has recently (in 1991) started to go mainstream
(most notably in the term `trendoid' for victims of terminal hipness).
This is probably traceable to the popularization of the term
[9706]droid in "Star Wars" and its sequels. (See also [9707]windoid.)
Coinages in both forms have been common in science fiction for at
least fifty years, and hackers (who are often SF fans) have probably
been making `-oid' jargon for almost that long [though GLS and I can
personally confirm only that they were already common in the mid-1970s
--ESR].
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Node:old fart, Next:[9708]Old Testament, Previous:[9709]-oid,
Up:[9710]= O =
old fart n.
Tribal elder. A title self-assumed with remarkable frequency by (esp.)
Usenetters who have been programming for more than about 25 years;
often appears in [9711]sig blocks attached to Jargon File
contributions of great archeological significance. This is a term of
insult in the second or third person but one of pride in first person.
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Node:Old Testament, Next:[9712]on the gripping hand,
Previous:[9713]old fart, Up:[9714]= O =
Old Testament n.
[C programmers] The first edition of [9715]K&R, the sacred text
describing [9716]Classic C.
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Node:on the gripping hand, Next:[9717]one-banana problem,
Previous:[9718]Old Testament, Up:[9719]= O =
on the gripping hand
In the progression that starts "On the one hand..." and continues "On
the other hand..." mainstream English may add "on the third hand..."
even though most people don't have three hands. Among hackers, it is
just as likely to be "on the gripping hand". This metaphor supplied
the title of Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle's 1993 SF novel "The
Gripping Hand" which involved a species of hostile aliens with three
arms (the same species, in fact, referenced in [9720]juggling eggs).
As with [9721]TANSTAAFL and [9722]con, this usage one of the
naturalized imports from SF fandom frequently observed among hackers.
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Node:one-banana problem, Next:[9723]one-line fix, Previous:[9724]on
the gripping hand, Up:[9725]= O =
one-banana problem n.
At mainframe shops, where the computers have operators for routine
administrivia, the programmers and hardware people tend to look down
on the operators and claim that a trained monkey could do their job.
It is frequently observed that the incentives that would be offered
said monkeys can be used as a scale to describe the difficulty of a
task. A one-banana problem is simple; hence, "It's only a one-banana
job at the most; what's taking them so long?"
At IBM, folklore divides the world into one-, two-, and three-banana
problems. Other cultures have different hierarchies and may divide
them more finely; at ICL, for example, five grapes (a bunch) equals a
banana. Their upper limit for the in-house [9726]sysapes is said to be
two bananas and three grapes (another source claims it's three bananas
and one grape, but observes "However, this is subject to local
variations, cosmic rays and ISO"). At a complication level any higher
than that, one asks the manufacturers to send someone around to check
things.
See also [9727]Infinite-Monkey Theorem.
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Node:one-line fix, Next:[9728]one-liner wars,
Previous:[9729]one-banana problem, Up:[9730]= O =
one-line fix n.
Used (often sarcastically) of a change to a program that is thought to
be trivial or insignificant right up to the moment it crashes the
system. Usually `cured' by another one-line fix. See also [9731]I
didn't change anything!
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Node:one-liner wars, Next:[9732]ooblick, Previous:[9733]one-line fix,
Up:[9734]= O =
one-liner wars n.
A game popular among hackers who code in the language APL (see
[9735]write-only language and [9736]line noise). The objective is to
see who can code the most interesting and/or useful routine in one
line of operators chosen from APL's exceedingly [9737]hairy primitive
set. A similar amusement was practiced among [9738]TECO hackers and is
now popular among [9739]Perl aficionados.
Ken Iverson, the inventor of APL, has been credited with a one-liner
that, given a number N, produces a list of the prime numbers from 1 to
N inclusive. It looks like this:
(2 = 0 +.= T o.| T) / T <- iN
where `o' is the APL null character, the assignment arrow is a single
character, and `i' represents the APL iota.
Here's a [9740]Perl program that prints primes:
perl -wle '(1 x $_) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/ && print while ++ $_'
In the Perl world this game is sometimes called Perl Golf because the
player with the fewest (key)strokes wins.
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Node:ooblick, Next:[9741]op, Previous:[9742]one-liner wars, Up:[9743]=
O =
ooblick /oo'blik/ n.
[from the Dr. Seuss title "Bartholomew and the Oobleck"; the spelling
`oobleck' is still current in the mainstream] A bizarre semi-liquid
sludge made from cornstarch and water. Enjoyed among hackers who make
batches during playtime at parties for its amusing and extremely
non-Newtonian behavior; it pours and splatters, but resists rapid
motion like a solid and will even crack when hit by a hammer. Often
found near lasers.
Here is a field-tested ooblick recipe contributed by GLS:
1 cup cornstarch
1 cup baking soda
3/4 cup water
N drops of food coloring
This recipe isn't quite as non-Newtonian as a pure cornstarch ooblick,
but has an appropriately slimy feel.
Some, however, insist that the notion of an ooblick recipe is far too
mechanical, and that it is best to add the water in small increments
so that the various mixed states the cornstarch goes through as it
becomes ooblick can be grokked in fullness by many hands. For optional
ingredients of this experience, see the "[9744]Ceremonial Chemicals"
section of Appendix B.
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Node:op, Next:[9745]open, Previous:[9746]ooblick, Up:[9747]= O =
op /op/ n.
1. In England and Ireland, common verbal abbreviation for `operator',
as in system operator. Less common in the U.S., where [9748]sysop
seems to be preferred. 2. [IRC] Someone who is endowed with privileges
on [9749]IRC, not limited to a particular channel. These are generally
people who are in charge of the IRC server at their particular site.
Sometimes used interchangeably with [9750]CHOP. Compare [9751]sysop.
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Node:open, Next:[9752]open source, Previous:[9753]op, Up:[9754]= O =
open n.
Abbreviation for `open (or left) parenthesis' -- used when necessary
to eliminate oral ambiguity. To read aloud the LISP form (DEFUN FOO
(X) (PLUS X 1)) one might say: "Open defun foo, open eks close, open,
plus eks one, close close."
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Node:open source, Next:[9755]open switch, Previous:[9756]open,
Up:[9757]= O =
open source n.
[common; also adj. `open-source'] Term coined in March 1998 following
the Mozilla release to describe software distributed in source under
licenses guaranteeing anybody rights to freely use, modify, and
redistribute, the code. The intent was to be able to sell the hackers'
ways of doing software to industry and the mainstream by avoid the
negative connotations (to [9758]suits) of the term "[9759]free
software". For discussion of the followon tactics and their
consequences, see the [9760]Open Source Initiative site.
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Node:open switch, Next:[9761]operating system, Previous:[9762]open
source, Up:[9763]= O =
open switch n.
[IBM: prob. from railroading] An unresolved question, issue, or
problem.
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Node:operating system, Next:[9764]optical diff, Previous:[9765]open
switch, Up:[9766]= O =
operating system n.
[techspeak] (Often abbreviated `OS') The foundation software of a
machine; that which schedules tasks, allocates storage, and presents a
default interface to the user between applications. The facilities an
operating system provides and its general design philosophy exert an
extremely strong influence on programming style and on the technical
cultures that grow up around its host machines. Hacker folklore has
been shaped primarily by the [9767]Unix, [9768]ITS, [9769]TOPS-10,
[9770]TOPS-20/[9771]TWENEX, [9772]WAITS, [9773]CP/M, [9774]MS-DOS, and
[9775]Multics operating systems (most importantly by ITS and Unix).
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Node:optical diff, Next:[9776]optical grep, Previous:[9777]operating
system, Up:[9778]= O =
optical diff n.
See [9779]vdiff.
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Node:optical grep, Next:[9780]optimism, Previous:[9781]optical diff,
Up:[9782]= O =
optical grep n.
See [9783]vgrep.
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Node:optimism, Next:[9784]Oracle the, Previous:[9785]optical grep,
Up:[9786]= O =
optimism n.
What a programmer is full of after fixing the last bug and before
discovering the next last bug. Fred Brooks's book "The Mythical
Man-Month" (See "Brooks's Law") contains the following paragraph that
describes this extremely well:
All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery
especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy
godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away
all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps it is
merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the
young are always optimists. But however the selection process
works, the result is indisputable: "This time it will surely run,"
or "I just found the last bug.".
See also [9787]Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology.
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Node:Oracle the, Next:[9788]Orange Book, Previous:[9789]optimism,
Up:[9790]= O =
Oracle, the
The all-knowing, all-wise Internet Oracle rec.humor.oracle), or one of
the foreign language derivatives of same. Newbies frequently confuse
the Oracle with Oracle, a database vendor. As a result, the
unmoderated rec.humor.oracle.d is frequently crossposted to by the
clueless, looking for advice on SQL. As more than one person has said
in similar situations, "Don't people bother to look at the newsgroup
description line anymore?" (To which the standard response is, "Did
people ever read it in the first place?")
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Node:Orange Book, Next:[9791]oriental food, Previous:[9792]Oracle the,
Up:[9793]= O =
Orange Book n.
The U.S. Government's standards document "Trusted Computer System
Evaluation Criteria, DOD standard 5200.28-STD, December, 1985" which
characterize secure computing architectures and defines levels A1
(most secure) through D (least). Modern Unixes are roughly C2. See
also [9794]crayola books, [9795]book titles.
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Node:oriental food, Next:[9796]orphan, Previous:[9797]Orange Book,
Up:[9798]= O =
oriental food n.
Hackers display an intense tropism towards oriental cuisine,
especially Chinese, and especially of the spicier varieties such as
Szechuan and Hunan. This phenomenon (which has also been observed in
subcultures that overlap heavily with hackerdom, most notably
science-fiction fandom) has never been satisfactorily explained, but
is sufficiently intense that one can assume the target of a hackish
dinner expedition to be the best local Chinese place and be right at
least three times out of four. See also [9799]ravs, [9800]great-wall,
[9801]stir-fried random, [9802]laser chicken, [9803]Yu-Shiang Whole
Fish. Thai, Indian, Korean, and Vietnamese cuisines are also quite
popular.
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Node:orphan, Next:[9804]orphaned i-node, Previous:[9805]oriental food,
Up:[9806]= O =
orphan n.
[Unix] A process whose parent has died; one inherited by init(1).
Compare [9807]zombie.
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Node:orphaned i-node, Next:[9808]orthogonal, Previous:[9809]orphan,
Up:[9810]= O =
orphaned i-node /or'f*nd i:'nohd/ n.
[Unix] 1. [techspeak] A file that retains storage but no longer
appears in the directories of a filesystem. 2. By extension, a
pejorative for any person no longer serving a useful function within
some organization, esp. [9811]lion food without subordinates.
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Node:orthogonal, Next:[9812]OS, Previous:[9813]orphaned i-node,
Up:[9814]= O =
orthogonal adj.
[from mathematics] Mutually independent; well separated; sometimes,
irrelevant to. Used in a generalization of its mathematical meaning to
describe sets of primitives or capabilities that, like a vector basis
in geometry, span the entire `capability space' of the system and are
in some sense non-overlapping or mutually independent. For example, in
architectures such as the PDP-11 or VAX where all or nearly all
registers can be used interchangeably in any role with respect to any
instruction, the register set is said to be orthogonal. Or, in logic,
the set of operators `not' and `or' is orthogonal, but the set `nand',
`or', and `not' is not (because any one of these can be expressed in
terms of the others). Also used in comments on human discourse: "This
may be orthogonal to the discussion, but...."
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Node:OS, Next:[9815]OS/2, Previous:[9816]orthogonal, Up:[9817]= O =
OS /O-S/
1. [Operating System] n. An abbreviation heavily used in email,
occasionally in speech. 2. n. obs. On ITS, an output spy. See
"[9818]OS and JEDGAR" in Appendix A.
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Node:OS/2, Next:[9819]OSS, Previous:[9820]OS, Up:[9821]= O =
OS/2 /O S too/ n.
The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micros;
proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time,
either. Often called `Half-an-OS'. Mentioning it is usually good for a
cheap laugh among hackers -- the design was so [9822]baroque, and the
implementation of 1.x so bad, that 3 years after introduction you
could still count the major [9823]apps shipping for it on the fingers
of two hands -- in unary. The 2.x versions are said to have improved
somewhat, and informed hackers now rate them superior to Microsoft
Windows (an endorsement which, however, could easily be construed as
damning with faint praise). See [9824]monstrosity, [9825]cretinous,
[9826]second-system effect.
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Node:OSS, Next:[9827]OSU, Previous:[9828]OS/2, Up:[9829]= O =
OSS
Written-only acronym for "Open Source Software" (see [9830]open
source. This is a rather ugly [9831]TLA, and the principals in the
open-source movement don't use it, but it has (perhaps inevitably)
spread through the trade press like kudzu.
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Node:OSU, Next:[9832]OTOH, Previous:[9833]OSS, Up:[9834]= O =
OSU /O-S-U/ n. obs.
[TMRC] Acronym for Officially Sanctioned User; a user who is
recognized as such by the computer authorities and allowed to use the
computer above the objections of the security monitor.
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Node:OTOH, Next:[9835]out-of-band, Previous:[9836]OSU, Up:[9837]= O =
OTOH //
[Usenet; very common] On The Other Hand.
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Node:out-of-band, Next:[9838]overclock, Previous:[9839]OTOH,
Up:[9840]= O =
out-of-band adj.
[from telecommunications and network theory] 1. In software, describes
values of a function which are not in its `natural' range of return
values, but are rather signals that some kind of exception has
occurred. Many C functions, for example, return a nonnegative integral
value, but indicate failure with an out-of-band return value of -1.
Compare [9841]hidden flag, [9842]green bytes, [9843]fence. 2. Also
sometimes used to describe what communications people call `shift
characters', such as the ESC that leads control sequences for many
terminals, or the level shift indicators in the old 5-bit Baudot
codes. 3. In personal communication, using methods other than email,
such as telephones or [9844]snail-mail.
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Node:overclock, Next:[9845]overflow bit, Previous:[9846]out-of-band,
Up:[9847]= O =
overclock /oh'vr-klok'/ vt.
To operate a CPU or other digital logic device at a rate higher than
it was designed for, under the assumption that the manufacturer put
some [9848]slop into the specification to account for manufacturing
tolerances. Overclocking something can result in intermittent
[9849]crashes, and can even burn things out, since power dissipation
is directly proportional to [9850]clock frequency. People who make a
hobby of this are sometimes called "overclockers"; they are thrilled
that they can run their 450MHz CPU at 500MHz, even though they can
only tell the difference by running a [9851]benchmark program.
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Node:overflow bit, Next:[9852]overflow pdl, Previous:[9853]overclock,
Up:[9854]= O =
overflow bit n.
1. [techspeak] A [9855]flag on some processors indicating an attempt
to calculate a result too large for a register to hold. 2. More
generally, an indication of any kind of capacity overload condition.
"Well, the [9856]Ada description was [9857]baroque all right, but I
could hack it OK until they got to the exception handling ... that set
my overflow bit." 3. The hypothetical bit that will be set if a hacker
doesn't get to make a trip to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures: "I'd
better process an internal interrupt before the overflow bit gets
set."
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Node:overflow pdl, Next:[9858]overrun, Previous:[9859]overflow bit,
Up:[9860]= O =
overflow pdl n.
[MIT] The place where you put things when your [9861]PDL is full. If
you don't have one and too many things get pushed, you forget
something. The overflow pdl for a person's memory might be a memo pad.
This usage inspired the following doggerel:
Hey, diddle, diddle
The overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough
Then you lose it all,
And have to pop all the way back.
-The Great Quux
The term `pdl' (see [9862]PDL) seems to be primarily an MITism;
outside MIT this term is replaced by `overflow [9863]stack' (but that
wouldn't rhyme with `diddle').
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Node:overrun, Next:[9864]overrun screw, Previous:[9865]overflow pdl,
Up:[9866]= O =
overrun n.
1. [techspeak] Term for a frequent consequence of data arriving faster
than it can be consumed, esp. in serial line communications. For
example, at 9600 baud there is almost exactly one character per
millisecond, so if a [9867]silo can hold only two characters and the
machine takes longer than 2 msec to get to service the interrupt, at
least one character will be lost. 2. Also applied to non-serial-I/O
communications. "I forgot to pay my electric bill due to mail
overrun." "Sorry, I got four phone calls in 3 minutes last night and
lost your message to overrun." When [9868]thrashing at tasks, the next
person to make a request might be told "Overrun!" Compare
[9869]firehose syndrome. 3. More loosely, may refer to a [9870]buffer
overflow not necessarily related to processing time (as in
[9871]overrun screw).
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Node:overrun screw, Next:[9872]P-mail, Previous:[9873]overrun,
Up:[9874]= O =
overrun screw n.
[C programming] A variety of [9875]fandango on core produced by
scribbling past the end of an array (C implementations typically have
no checks for this error). This is relatively benign and easy to spot
if the array is static; if it is auto, the result may be to
[9876]smash the stack -- often resulting in [9877]heisenbugs of the
most diabolical subtlety. The term `overrun screw' is used esp. of
scribbles beyond the end of arrays allocated with malloc(3); this
typically trashes the allocation header for the next block in the
[9878]arena, producing massive lossage within malloc and often a core
dump on the next operation to use stdio(3) or malloc(3) itself. See
[9879]spam, [9880]overrun; see also [9881]memory leak, [9882]memory
smash, [9883]aliasing bug, [9884]precedence lossage, [9885]fandango on
core, [9886]secondary damage.
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Node:= P =, Next:[9887]= Q =, Previous:[9888]= O =, Up:[9889]The
Jargon Lexicon
= P =
* [9890]P-mail:
* [9891]P.O.D.:
* [9892]packet over air:
* [9893]padded cell:
* [9894]page in:
* [9895]page out:
* [9896]pain in the net:
* [9897]Pangloss parity:
* [9898]paper-net:
* [9899]param:
* [9900]PARC:
* [9901]parent message:
* [9902]parity errors:
* [9903]Parkinson's Law of Data:
* [9904]parm:
* [9905]parse:
* [9906]Pascal:
* [9907]pastie:
* [9908]patch:
* [9909]patch pumpkin:
* [9910]patch space:
* [9911]path:
* [9912]pathological:
* [9913]payware:
* [9914]PBD:
* [9915]PC-ism:
* [9916]PD:
* [9917]PDL:
* [9918]PDP-10:
* [9919]PDP-20:
* [9920]PEBKAC:
* [9921]peek:
* [9922]pencil and paper:
* [9923]Pentagram Pro:
* [9924]Pentium:
* [9925]peon:
* [9926]percent-S:
* [9927]perf:
* [9928]perfect programmer syndrome:
* [9929]Perl:
* [9930]person of no account:
* [9931]pessimal:
* [9932]pessimizing compiler:
* [9933]peta-:
* [9934]PETSCII:
* [9935]PFY:
* [9936]phage:
* [9937]phase:
* [9938]phase of the moon:
* [9939]phase-wrapping:
* [9940]PHB:
* [9941]phreaker:
* [9942]phreaking:
* [9943]pico-:
* [9944]pig-tail:
* [9945]pilot error:
* [9946]ping:
* [9947]Ping O' Death:
* [9948]ping storm:
* [9949]pink wire:
* [9950]pipe:
* [9951]pistol:
* [9952]pixel sort:
* [9953]pizza box:
* [9954]plaid screen:
* [9955]plain-ASCII:
* [9956]plan file:
* [9957]platinum-iridium:
* [9958]playpen:
* [9959]playte:
* [9960]plingnet:
* [9961]plokta:
* [9962]plonk:
* [9963]plug-and-pray:
* [9964]plugh:
* [9965]plumbing:
* [9966]PM:
* [9967]pnambic:
* [9968]pod:
* [9969]point-and-drool interface:
* [9970]pointy hat:
* [9971]pointy-haired:
* [9972]poke:
* [9973]poll:
* [9974]polygon pusher:
* [9975]POM:
* [9976]pop:
* [9977]POPJ:
* [9978]poser:
* [9979]post:
* [9980]postcardware:
* [9981]posting:
* [9982]postmaster:
* [9983]PostScript:
* [9984]pound on:
* [9985]power cycle:
* [9986]power hit:
* [9987]PPN:
* [9988]pr0n:
* [9989]precedence lossage:
* [9990]prepend:
* [9991]prestidigitization:
* [9992]pretty pictures:
* [9993]prettyprint:
* [9994]pretzel key:
* [9995]priesthood:
* [9996]prime time:
* [9997]print:
* [9998]printing discussion:
* [9999]priority interrupt:
* [10000]profile:
* [10001]progasm:
* [10002]proggy:
* [10003]proglet:
* [10004]program:
* [10005]Programmer's Cheer:
* [10006]programming:
* [10007]programming fluid:
* [10008]propeller head:
* [10009]propeller key:
* [10010]proprietary:
* [10011]protocol:
* [10012]provocative maintenance:
* [10013]prowler:
* [10014]pseudo:
* [10015]pseudoprime:
* [10016]pseudosuit:
* [10017]psychedelicware:
* [10018]psyton:
* [10019]pubic directory:
* [10020]puff:
* [10021]pumpkin holder:
* [10022]pumpking:
* [10023]punched card:
* [10024]punt:
* [10025]Purple Book:
* [10026]purple wire:
* [10027]push:
* [10028]Python:
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Node:P-mail, Next:[10029]P.O.D., Previous:[10030]overrun screw,
Up:[10031]= P =
P-mail n.
[rare] Physical mail, as opposed to [10032]email. Synonymous with
[10033]snail-mail, but much less common.
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Node:P.O.D., Next:[10034]packet over air, Previous:[10035]P-mail,
Up:[10036]= P =
P.O.D. /P-O-D/
[rare] Acronym for `Piece Of Data' (as opposed to a code section). See
also [10037]pod.
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Node:packet over air, Next:[10038]padded cell, Previous:[10039]P.O.D.,
Up:[10040]= P =
packet over air
[common among backbone ISPs] The protocol notionally being used by
Internet data attempting to traverse a physical gap or break in the
network, such as might be caused by a [10041]fiber-seeking backhoe. "I
see why you're dropping packets. You seem to have a packet over air
problem.
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Node:padded cell, Next:[10042]page in, Previous:[10043]packet over
air, Up:[10044]= P =
padded cell n.
Where you put [10045]lusers so they can't hurt anything. A program
that limits a luser to a carefully restricted subset of the
capabilities of the host system (for example, the rsh(1) utility on
USG Unix). Note that this is different from an [10046]iron box because
it is overt and not aimed at enforcing security so much as protecting
others (and the luser) from the consequences of the luser's boundless
naivete (see [10047]naive). Also `padded cell environment'.
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Node:page in, Next:[10048]page out, Previous:[10049]padded cell,
Up:[10050]= P =
page in v.
[MIT] 1. To become aware of one's surroundings again after having
paged out (see [10051]page out). Usually confined to the sarcastic
comment: "Eric pages in, [10052]film at 11!" 2. Syn. `swap in'; see
[10053]swap.
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Node:page out, Next:[10054]pain in the net, Previous:[10055]page in,
Up:[10056]= P =
page out vi.
[MIT] 1. To become unaware of one's surroundings temporarily, due to
daydreaming or preoccupation. "Can you repeat that? I paged out for a
minute." See [10057]page in. Compare [10058]glitch, [10059]thinko. 2.
Syn. `swap out'; see [10060]swap.
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Node:pain in the net, Next:[10061]Pangloss parity,
Previous:[10062]page out, Up:[10063]= P =
pain in the net n.
A [10064]flamer.
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Node:Pangloss parity, Next:[10065]paper-net, Previous:[10066]pain in
the net, Up:[10067]= P =
Pangloss parity n.
[from Dr. Pangloss, the eternal optimist in Voltaire's "Candide"] In
corporate DP shops, a common condition of severe but equally shared
[10068]lossage resulting from the theory that as long as everyone in
the organization has the exactly the same model of obsolete computer,
everything will be fine.
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Node:paper-net, Next:[10069]param, Previous:[10070]Pangloss parity,
Up:[10071]= P =
paper-net n.
Hackish way of referring to the postal service, analogizing it to a
very slow, low-reliability network. Usenet [10072]sig blocks sometimes
include a "Paper-Net:" header just before the sender's postal address;
common variants of this are "Papernet" and "P-Net". Note that the
standard [10073]netiquette guidelines discourage this practice as a
waste of bandwidth, since netters are quite unlikely to casually use
postal addresses. Compare [10074]voice-net, [10075]snail-mail,
[10076]P-mail.
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Node:param, Next:[10077]PARC, Previous:[10078]paper-net, Up:[10079]= P
=
param /p*-ram'/ n.
[common] Shorthand for `parameter'. See also [10080]parm; compare
[10081]arg, [10082]var.
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Node:PARC, Next:[10083]parent message, Previous:[10084]param,
Up:[10085]= P =
PARC n.
See [10086]XEROX PARC.
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Node:parent message, Next:[10087]parity errors, Previous:[10088]PARC,
Up:[10089]= P =
parent message n.
What a [10090]followup follows up.
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Node:parity errors, Next:[10091]Parkinson's Law of Data,
Previous:[10092]parent message, Up:[10093]= P =
parity errors pl.n.
Little lapses of attention or (in more severe cases) consciousness,
usually brought on by having spent all night and most of the next day
hacking. "I need to go home and crash; I'm starting to get a lot of
parity errors." Derives from a relatively common but nearly always
correctable transient error in memory hardware. It predates RAM; in
fact, this term is reported to have already have been in use in its
jargoin sense back in the 1960s when magnetic cores ruled. Parity
errors can also afflict mass storage and serial communication lines;
this is more serious because not always correctable.
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Node:Parkinson's Law of Data, Next:[10094]parm, Previous:[10095]parity
errors, Up:[10096]= P =
Parkinson's Law of Data prov.
"Data expands to fill the space available for storage"; buying more
memory encourages the use of more memory-intensive techniques. It has
been observed since the mid-1980s that the memory usage of evolving
systems tends to double roughly once every 18 months. Fortunately,
memory density available for constant dollars also tends to about
double once every 18 months (see [10097]Moore's Law); unfortunately,
the laws of physics guarantee that the latter cannot continue
indefinitely.
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Node:parm, Next:[10098]parse, Previous:[10099]Parkinson's Law of Data,
Up:[10100]= P =
parm /parm/ n.
Further-compressed form of [10101]param. This term is an IBMism, and
written use is almost unknown outside IBM shops; spoken /parm/ is more
widely distributed, but the synonym [10102]arg is favored among
hackers. Compare [10103]arg, [10104]var.
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Node:parse, Next:[10105]Pascal, Previous:[10106]parm, Up:[10107]= P =
parse [from linguistic terminology] vt.
1. To determine the syntactic structure of a sentence or other
utterance (close to the standard English meaning). "That was the one I
saw you." "I can't parse that." 2. More generally, to understand or
comprehend. "It's very simple; you just kretch the glims and then aos
the zotz." "I can't parse that." 3. Of fish, to have to remove the
bones yourself. "I object to parsing fish", means "I don't want to get
a whole fish, but a sliced one is okay". A `parsed fish' has been
deboned. There is some controversy over whether `unparsed' should mean
`bony', or also mean `deboned'.
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Node:Pascal, Next:[10108]pastie, Previous:[10109]parse, Up:[10110]= P
=
Pascal n.
An Algol-descended language designed by Niklaus Wirth on the CDC 6600
around 1967-68 as an instructional tool for elementary programming.
This language, designed primarily to keep students from shooting
themselves in the foot and thus extremely restrictive from a
general-purpose-programming point of view, was later promoted as a
general-purpose tool and, in fact, became the ancestor of a large
family of languages including Modula-2 and [10111]Ada (see also
[10112]bondage-and-discipline language). The hackish point of view on
Pascal was probably best summed up by a devastating (and, in its
deadpan way, screamingly funny) 1981 paper by Brian Kernighan (of
[10113]K&R fame) entitled "Why Pascal is Not My Favorite Programming
Language", which was turned down by the technical journals but
circulated widely via photocopies. It was eventually published in
"Comparing and Assessing Programming Languages", edited by Alan Feuer
and Narain Gehani (Prentice-Hall, 1984). Part of his discussion is
worth repeating here, because its criticisms are still apposite to
Pascal itself after ten years of improvement and could also stand as
an indictment of many other bondage-and-discipline languages. At the
end of a summary of the case against Pascal, Kernighan wrote:
9. There is no escape
This last point is perhaps the most important. The language is
inadequate but circumscribed, because there is no way to escape its
limitations. There are no casts to disable the type-checking when
necessary. There is no way to replace the defective run-time
environment with a sensible one, unless one controls the compiler
that defines the "standard procedures". The language is closed.
People who use Pascal for serious programming fall into a fatal
trap. Because the language is impotent, it must be extended. But
each group extends Pascal in its own direction, to make it look
like whatever language they really want. Extensions for separate
compilation, FORTRAN-like COMMON, string data types, internal
static variables, initialization, octal numbers, bit operators,
etc., all add to the utility of the language for one group but
destroy its portability to others.
I feel that it is a mistake to use Pascal for anything much beyond
its original target. In its pure form, Pascal is a toy language,
suitable for teaching but not for real programming.
Pascal has since been almost entirely displaced (by [10114]C) from the
niches it had acquired in serious applications and systems
programming, but retains some popularity as a hobbyist language in the
MS-DOS and Macintosh worlds.
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Node:pastie, Next:[10115]patch, Previous:[10116]Pascal, Up:[10117]= P
=
pastie /pay'stee/ n.
An adhesive-backed label designed to be attached to a key on a
keyboard to indicate some non-standard character which can be accessed
through that key. Pasties are likely to be used in APL environments,
where almost every key is associated with a special character. A
pastie on the R key, for example, might remind the user that it is
used to generate the rho character. The term properly refers to
nipple-concealing devices formerly worn by strippers in concession to
indecent-exposure laws; compare [10118]tits on a keyboard.
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Node:patch, Next:[10119]patch pumpkin, Previous:[10120]pastie,
Up:[10121]= P =
patch
1. n. A temporary addition to a piece of code, usually as a
[10122]quick-and-dirty remedy to an existing bug or misfeature. A
patch may or may not work, and may or may not eventually be
incorporated permanently into the program. Distinguished from a
[10123]diff or [10124]mod by the fact that a patch is generated by
more primitive means than the rest of the program; the classical
examples are instructions modified by using the front panel switches,
and changes made directly to the binary executable of a program
originally written in an [10125]HLL. Compare [10126]one-line fix. 2.
vt. To insert a patch into a piece of code. 3. [in the Unix world] n.
A [10127]diff (sense 2). 4. A set of modifications to binaries to be
applied by a patching program. IBM operating systems often receive
updates to the operating system in the form of absolute hexadecimal
patches. If you have modified your OS, you have to disassemble these
back to the source. The patches might later be corrected by other
patches on top of them (patches were said to "grow scar tissue"). The
result was often a convoluted [10128]patch space and headaches galore.
5. [Unix] the patch(1) program, written by Larry Wall, which
automatically applies a patch (sense 3) to a set of source code.
There is a classic story of a [10129]tiger team penetrating a secure
military computer that illustrates the danger inherent in binary
patches (or, indeed, any patches that you can't -- or don't -- inspect
and examine before installing). They couldn't find any [10130]trap
doors or any way to penetrate security of IBM's OS, so they made a
site visit to an IBM office (remember, these were official military
types who were purportedly on official business), swiped some IBM
stationery, and created a fake patch. The patch was actually the
trapdoor they needed. The patch was distributed at about the right
time for an IBM patch, had official stationery and all accompanying
documentation, and was dutifully installed. The installation manager
very shortly thereafter learned something about proper procedures.
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Node:patch pumpkin, Next:[10131]patch space, Previous:[10132]patch,
Up:[10133]= P =
patch pumpkin n.
[Perl hackers] A notional token passed around among the members of a
project. Possession of the patch pumpkin means one has the exclusive
authority to make changes on the project's master source tree. The
implicit assumption is that `pumpkin holder' status is temporary and
rotates periodically among senior project members.
This term comes from the Perl development community, but has been
sighted elsewhere. It derives from a stuffed-toy pumpkin that was
passed around at a development shop years ago as the access control
for a shared backup-tape drive.
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Node:patch space, Next:[10134]path, Previous:[10135]patch pumpkin,
Up:[10136]= P =
patch space n.
An unused block of bits left in a binary so that it can later be
modified by insertion of machine-language instructions there
(typically, the patch space is modified to contain new code, and the
superseded code is patched to contain a jump or call to the patch
space). The near-universal use of compilers and interpreters has made
this term rare; it is now primarily historical outside IBM shops. See
[10137]patch (sense 4), [10138]zap (sense 4), [10139]hook.
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Node:path, Next:[10140]pathological, Previous:[10141]patch space,
Up:[10142]= P =
path n.
1. A [10143]bang path or explicitly routed [10144]Internet address; a
node-by-node specification of a link between two machines. Though
these are now obsolete as a form of addressing, they still show up in
diagnostics and trace headers ocvcasionally (e.g. in NNTP headers). 2.
[Unix] A filename, fully specified relative to the root directory (as
opposed to relative to the current directory; the latter is sometimes
called a `relative path'). This is also called a `pathname'. 3. [Unix
and MS-DOS] The `search path', an environment variable specifying the
directories in which the [10145]shell (COMMAND.COM, under MS-DOS)
should look for commands. Other, similar constructs abound under Unix
(for example, the C preprocessor has a `search path' it uses in
looking for #include files).
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Node:pathological, Next:[10146]payware, Previous:[10147]path,
Up:[10148]= P =
pathological adj.
1. [scientific computation] Used of a data set that is grossly
atypical of normal expected input, esp. one that exposes a weakness or
bug in whatever algorithm one is using. An algorithm that can be
broken by pathological inputs may still be useful if such inputs are
very unlikely to occur in practice. 2. When used of test input,
implies that it was purposefully engineered as a worst case. The
implication in both senses is that the data is spectacularly
ill-conditioned or that someone had to explicitly set out to break the
algorithm in order to come up with such a crazy example. 3. Also said
of an unlikely collection of circumstances. "If the network is down
and comes up halfway through the execution of that command by root,
the system may just crash." "Yes, but that's a pathological case."
Often used to dismiss the case from discussion, with the implication
that the consequences are acceptable, since they will happen so
infrequently (if at all) that it doesn't seem worth going to the extra
trouble to handle that case (see sense 1).
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Node:payware, Next:[10149]PBD, Previous:[10150]pathological,
Up:[10151]= P =
payware /pay'weir/ n.
Commercial software. Oppose [10152]shareware or [10153]freeware.
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Node:PBD, Next:[10154]PC-ism, Previous:[10155]payware, Up:[10156]= P =
PBD /P-B-D/ n.
[abbrev. of `Programmer Brain Damage'] Applied to bug reports
revealing places where the program was obviously broken by an
incompetent or short-sighted programmer. Compare [10157]UBD; see also
[10158]brain-damaged.
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Node:PC-ism, Next:[10159]PD, Previous:[10160]PBD, Up:[10161]= P =
PC-ism /P-C-izm/ n.
A piece of code or coding technique that takes advantage of the
unprotected single-tasking environment in IBM PCs and the like running
DOS, e.g., by busy-waiting on a hardware register, direct diddling of
screen memory, or using hard timing loops. Compare [10162]ill-behaved,
[10163]vaxism, [10164]unixism. Also, `PC-ware' n., a program full of
PC-isms on a machine with a more capable operating system. Pejorative.
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Node:PD, Next:[10165]PDL, Previous:[10166]PC-ism, Up:[10167]= P =
PD /P-D/ adj.
[common] Abbreviation for `public domain', applied to software
distributed over [10168]Usenet and from Internet archive sites. Much
of this software is not in fact public domain in the legal sense but
travels under various copyrights granting reproduction and use rights
to anyone who can [10169]snarf a copy. See [10170]copyleft.
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Node:PDL, Next:[10171]PDP-10, Previous:[10172]PD, Up:[10173]= P =
PDL /P-D-L/, /pid'l/, /p*d'l/ or /puhd'l/
1. n. `Program Design Language'. Any of a large class of formal and
profoundly useless pseudo-languages in which [10174]management forces
one to design programs. Too often, management expects PDL descriptions
to be maintained in parallel with the code, imposing massive overhead
to little or no benefit. See also [10175]flowchart. 2. v. To design
using a program design language. "I've been pdling so long my eyes
won't focus beyond 2 feet." 3. n. `Page Description Language'. Refers
to any language which is used to control a graphics device, usually a
laserprinter. The most common example is, of course, Adobe's
[10176]PostScript language, but there are many others, such as Xerox
InterPress, etc. 4. In ITS days, the preferred MITism for
[10177]stack. See [10178]overflow pdl. 5. Dave Lebling, one of the
co-authors of [10179]Zork; (his [10180]network address on the ITS
machines was at one time pdl@dms).
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Node:PDP-10, Next:[10181]PDP-20, Previous:[10182]PDL, Up:[10183]= P =
PDP-10 n.
[Programmed Data Processor model 10] The machine that made timesharing
real. It looms large in hacker folklore because of its adoption in the
mid-1970s by many university computing facilities and research labs,
including the MIT AI Lab, Stanford, and CMU. Some aspects of the
instruction set (most notably the bit-field instructions) are still
considered unsurpassed. The 10 was eventually eclipsed by the VAX
machines (descendants of the PDP-11) when [10184]DEC recognized that
the 10 and VAX product lines were competing with each other and
decided to concentrate its software development effort on the more
profitable VAX. The machine was finally dropped from DEC's line in
1983, following the failure of the Jupiter Project at DEC to build a
viable new model. (Some attempts by other companies to market clones
came to nothing; see [10185]Foonly and [10186]Mars.) This event
spelled the doom of [10187]ITS and the technical cultures that had
spawned the original Jargon File, but by mid-1991 it had become
something of a badge of honorable old-timerhood among hackers to have
cut one's teeth on a PDP-10. See [10188]TOPS-10, [10189]ITS,
[10190]BLT, [10191]DDT, [10192]DPB, [10193]EXCH, [10194]HAKMEM,
[10195]LDB, [10196]pop, [10197]push. See also
[10198]http://www.inwap.com/pdp10/.
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Node:PDP-20, Next:[10199]PEBKAC, Previous:[10200]PDP-10, Up:[10201]= P
=
PDP-20 n.
The most famous computer that never was. [10202]PDP-10 computers
running the [10203]TOPS-10 operating system were labeled
`DECsystem-10' as a way of differentiating them from the PDP-11. Later
on, those systems running [10204]TOPS-20 were labeled `DECSYSTEM-20'
(the block capitals being the result of a lawsuit brought against DEC
by Singer, which once made a computer called `system-10'), but
contrary to popular lore there was never a `PDP-20'; the only
difference between a 10 and a 20 was the operating system and the
color of the paint. Most (but not all) machines sold to run TOPS-10
were painted `Basil Blue', whereas most TOPS-20 machines were painted
`Chinese Red' (often mistakenly called orange).
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Node:PEBKAC, Next:[10205]peek, Previous:[10206]PDP-20, Up:[10207]= P =
PEBKAC /peb'kak/
[Abbrev., "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair"] Used by support
people, particularly at call centers and help desks. Not used with the
public. Denotes pilot error as the cause of the crash, especially
stupid errors that even a [10208]luser could figure out. Very
derogatory. Usage: "Did you ever figure out why that guy couldn't
print?" "Yeah, he kept cancelling the operation before it could
finish. PEBKAC."
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Node:peek, Next:[10209]pencil and paper, Previous:[10210]PEBKAC,
Up:[10211]= P =
peek n.,vt.
(and [10212]poke) The commands in most microcomputer BASICs for
directly accessing memory contents at an absolute address; often
extended to mean the corresponding constructs in any [10213]HLL (peek
reads memory, poke modifies it). Much hacking on small, non-MMU micros
used to consist of `peek'ing around memory, more or less at random, to
find the location where the system keeps interesting stuff. Long (and
variably accurate) lists of such addresses for various computers
circulated (see [10214]interrupt list). The results of `poke's at
these addresses may be highly useful, mildly amusing, useless but
neat, or (most likely) total [10215]lossage (see [10216]killer poke).
Since a [10217]real operating system provides useful, higher-level
services for the tasks commonly performed with peeks and pokes on
micros, and real languages tend not to encourage low-level memory
groveling, a question like "How do I do a peek in C?" is diagnostic of
the [10218]newbie. (Of course, OS kernels often have to do exactly
this; a real kernel hacker would unhesitatingly, if unportably, assign
an absolute address to a pointer variable and indirect through it.)
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Node:pencil and paper, Next:[10219]Pentagram Pro,
Previous:[10220]peek, Up:[10221]= P =
pencil and paper n.
An archaic information storage and transmission device that works by
depositing smears of graphite on bleached wood pulp. More recent
developments in paper-based technology include improved `write-once'
update devices which use tiny rolling heads similar to mouse balls to
deposit colored pigment. All these devices require an operator skilled
at so-called `handwriting' technique. These technologies are
ubiquitous outside hackerdom, but nearly forgotten inside it. Most
hackers had terrible handwriting to begin with, and years of
keyboarding tend to have encouraged it to degrade further. Perhaps for
this reason, hackers deprecate pencil-and-paper technology and often
resist using it in any but the most trivial contexts.
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Node:Pentagram Pro, Next:[10222]Pentium, Previous:[10223]pencil and
paper, Up:[10224]= P =
Pentagram Pro n.
A humorous corruption of "Pentium Pro", with a Satanic reference,
implying that the chip is inherently [10225]evil. Often used with "666
MHz"; there is a T-shirt. See [10226]Pentium
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Node:Pentium, Next:[10227]peon, Previous:[10228]Pentagram Pro,
Up:[10229]= P =
Pentium n.
The name given to Intel's P5 chip, the successor to the 80486. The
name was chosen because of difficulties Intel had in trademarking a
number. It suggests the number five (implying 586) while (according to
Intel) conveying a meaning of strength "like titanium". Among hackers,
the plural is frequently `pentia'. See also [10230]Pentagram Pro.
Intel did not stick to this convention when naming its P6 processor
the Pentium Pro; many believe this is due to difficulties in selling a
chip with "sex" in its name. Successor chips have been called `Pentium
II' and `Pentium III'.
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Node:peon, Next:[10231]percent-S, Previous:[10232]Pentium, Up:[10233]=
P =
peon n.
A person with no special ([10234]root or [10235]wheel) privileges on a
computer system. "I can't create an account on foovax for you; I'm
only a peon there."
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Node:percent-S, Next:[10236]perf, Previous:[10237]peon, Up:[10238]= P
=
percent-S /per-sent' es'/ n.
[From the code in C's printf(3) library function used to insert an
arbitrary string argument] An unspecified person or object. "I was
just talking to some percent-s in administration." Compare
[10239]random.
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Node:perf, Next:[10240]perfect programmer syndrome,
Previous:[10241]percent-S, Up:[10242]= P =
perf /perf/ n.
Syn. [10243]chad (sense 1). The term `perfory' /per'f*-ree/ is also
heard. The term [10244]perf may also refer to the perforations
themselves, rather than the chad they produce when torn (philatelists
use it this way).
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Node:perfect programmer syndrome, Next:[10245]Perl,
Previous:[10246]perf, Up:[10247]= P =
perfect programmer syndrome n.
Arrogance; the egotistical conviction that one is above normal human
error. Most frequently found among programmers of some native ability
but relatively little experience (especially new graduates; their
perceptions may be distorted by a history of excellent performance at
solving [10248]toy problems). "Of course my program is correct, there
is no need to test it." "Yes, I can see there may be a problem here,
but I'll never type rm -r / while in [10249]root mode."
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Node:Perl, Next:[10250]person of no account, Previous:[10251]perfect
programmer syndrome, Up:[10252]= P =
Perl /perl/ n.
[Practical Extraction and Report Language, a.k.a. Pathologically
Eclectic Rubbish Lister] An interpreted language developed by Larry
Wall ([10253], author of patch(1) and rn(1)) and
distributed over Usenet. Superficially resembles [10254]awk, but is
much hairier, including many facilities reminiscent of sed(1) and
shells and a comprehensive Unix system-call interface. Unix sysadmins,
who are almost always incorrigible hackers, generally consider it one
of the [10255]languages of choice, and it is by far the most widely
used tool for making `live' web pages via CGI. Perl has been
described, in a parody of a famous remark about lex(1), as the
"Swiss-Army chainsaw" of Unix programming. Though Perl is very useful,
it would be a stretch to describe it as pretty or [10256]elegant;
people who like clean, spare design generally prefer [10257]Python.
See also [10258]Camel Book, [10259]TMTOWTDI.
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Node:person of no account, Next:[10260]pessimal, Previous:[10261]Perl,
Up:[10262]= P =
person of no account n.
[University of California at Santa Cruz] Used when referring to a
person with no [10263]network address, frequently to forestall
confusion. Most often as part of an introduction: "This is Bill, a
person of no account, but he used to be bill@random.com". Compare
[10264]return from the dead.
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Node:pessimal, Next:[10265]pessimizing compiler,
Previous:[10266]person of no account, Up:[10267]= P =
pessimal /pes'im-l/ adj.
[Latin-based antonym for `optimal'] Maximally bad. "This is a pessimal
situation." Also `pessimize' vt. To make as bad as possible. These
words are the obvious Latin-based antonyms for `optimal' and
`optimize', but for some reason they do not appear in most English
dictionaries, although `pessimize' is listed in the OED.
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Node:pessimizing compiler, Next:[10268]peta-,
Previous:[10269]pessimal, Up:[10270]= P =
pessimizing compiler /pes'*-mi:z`ing k*m-pi:l'r/ n.
A compiler that produces object [antonym of techspeak `optimizing
compiler'] code that is worse than the straightforward or obvious hand
translation. The implication is that the compiler is actually trying
to optimize the program, but through excessive cleverness is doing the
opposite. A few pessimizing compilers have been written on purpose,
however, as pranks or burlesques.
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Node:peta-, Next:[10271]PETSCII, Previous:[10272]pessimizing compiler,
Up:[10273]= P =
peta- /pe't*/ pref
[SI] See [10274]quantifiers.
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Node:PETSCII, Next:[10275]PFY, Previous:[10276]peta-, Up:[10277]= P =
PETSCII /pet'skee/ n. obs.
[abbreviation of PET ASCII] The variation (many would say perversion)
of the [10278]ASCII character set used by the Commodore Business
Machines PET series of personal computers and the later Commodore C64,
C16, C128, and VIC20 machines. The PETSCII set used left-arrow and
up-arrow (as in old-style ASCII) instead of underscore and caret,
placed the unshifted alphabet at positions 65-90, put the shifted
alphabet at positions 193-218, and added graphics characters.
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Node:PFY, Next:[10279]phage, Previous:[10280]PETSCII, Up:[10281]= P =
PFY n.
[Usenet; common] Abbreviation for `Pimply-Faced Youth'. A [10282]BOFH
in training, esp. one apprenticed to an elder BOFH aged in evil.
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Node:phage, Next:[10283]phase, Previous:[10284]PFY, Up:[10285]= P =
phage n.
A program that modifies other programs or databases in unauthorized
ways; esp. one that propagates a [10286]virus or [10287]Trojan horse.
See also [10288]worm, [10289]mockingbird. The analogy, of course, is
with phage viruses in biology.
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Node:phase, Next:[10290]phase of the moon, Previous:[10291]phage,
Up:[10292]= P =
phase
1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the
standard 24-hour cycle; a useful concept among people who often work
at night and/or according to no fixed schedule. It is not uncommon to
change one's phase by as much as 6 hours per day on a regular basis.
"What's your phase?" "I've been getting in about 8 P.M. lately, but
I'm going to [10293]wrap around to the day schedule by Friday." A
person who is roughly 12 hours out of phase is sometimes said to be in
`night mode'. (The term `day mode' is also (but less frequently) used,
meaning you're working 9 to 5 (or, more likely, 10 to 6).) The act of
altering one's cycle is called `changing phase'; `phase shifting' has
also been recently reported from Caltech. 2. `change phase the hard
way': To stay awake for a very long time in order to get into a
different phase. 3. `change phase the easy way': To stay asleep, etc.
However, some claim that either staying awake longer or sleeping
longer is easy, and that it is shortening your day or night that is
really hard (see [10294]wrap around). The `jet lag' that afflicts
travelers who cross many time-zone boundaries may be attributed to two
distinct causes: the strain of travel per se, and the strain of
changing phase. Hackers who suddenly find that they must change phase
drastically in a short period of time, particularly the hard way,
experience something very like jet lag without traveling.
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Node:phase of the moon, Next:[10295]phase-wrapping,
Previous:[10296]phase, Up:[10297]= P =
phase of the moon n.
Used humorously as a random parameter on which something is said to
depend. Sometimes implies unreliability of whatever is dependent, or
that reliability seems to be dependent on conditions nobody has been
able to determine. "This feature depends on having the channel open in
mumble mode, having the foo switch set, and on the phase of the moon."
See also [10298]heisenbug.
True story: Once upon a time there was a program bug that really did
depend on the phase of the moon. There was a little subroutine that
had traditionally been used in various programs at MIT to calculate an
approximation to the moon's true phase. GLS incorporated this routine
into a LISP program that, when it wrote out a file, would print a
timestamp line almost 80 characters long. Very occasionally the first
line of the message would be too long and would overflow onto the next
line, and when the file was later read back in the program would
[10299]barf. The length of the first line depended on both the precise
date and time and the length of the phase specification when the
timestamp was printed, and so the bug literally depended on the phase
of the moon!
The first paper edition of the Jargon File (Steele-1983) included an
example of one of the timestamp lines that exhibited this bug, but the
typesetter `corrected' it. This has since been described as the
phase-of-the-moon-bug bug.
However, beware of assumptions. A few years ago, engineers of CERN
(European Center for Nuclear Research) were baffled by some errors in
experiments conducted with the LEP particle accelerator. As the
formidable amount of data generated by such devices is heavily
processed by computers before being seen by humans, many people
suggested the software was somehow sensitive to the phase of the moon.
A few desperate engineers discovered the truth; the error turned out
to be the result of a tiny change in the geometry of the 27km
circumference ring, physically caused by the deformation of the Earth
by the passage of the Moon! This story has entered physics folklore as
a Newtonian vengeance on particle physics and as an example of the
relevance of the simplest and oldest physical laws to the most modern
science.
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Node:phase-wrapping, Next:[10300]PHB, Previous:[10301]phase of the
moon, Up:[10302]= P =
phase-wrapping n.
[MIT] Syn. [10303]wrap around, sense 2.
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Node:PHB, Next:[10304]phreaker, Previous:[10305]phase-wrapping,
Up:[10306]= P =
PHB /P-H-B/
[Usenet; common; rarely spoken] Abbreviation, "Pointy-Haired Boss".
From the [10307]Dilbert character, the archetypal halfwitted
middle-[10308]management type. See also [10309]pointy-haired.
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Node:phreaker, Next:[10310]phreaking, Previous:[10311]PHB, Up:[10312]=
P =
phreaker /freek'r/ n.
One who engages in [10313]phreaking. See also [10314]blue box.
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Node:phreaking, Next:[10315]pico-, Previous:[10316]phreaker,
Up:[10317]= P =
phreaking /freek'ing/ n.
[from `phone phreak'] 1. The art and science of [10318]cracking the
phone network (so as, for example, to make free long-distance calls).
2. By extension, security-cracking in any other context (especially,
but not exclusively, on communications networks) (see
[10319]cracking).
At one time phreaking was a semi-respectable activity among hackers;
there was a gentleman's agreement that phreaking as an intellectual
game and a form of exploration was OK, but serious theft of services
was taboo. There was significant crossover between the hacker
community and the hard-core phone phreaks who ran semi-underground
networks of their own through such media as the legendary "TAP
Newsletter". This ethos began to break down in the mid-1980s as wider
dissemination of the techniques put them in the hands of less
responsible phreaks. Around the same time, changes in the phone
network made old-style technical ingenuity less effective as a way of
hacking it, so phreaking came to depend more on overtly criminal acts
such as stealing phone-card numbers. The crimes and punishments of
gangs like the `414 group' turned that game very ugly. A few old-time
hackers still phreak casually just to keep their hand in, but most
these days have hardly even heard of `blue boxes' or any of the other
paraphernalia of the great phreaks of yore.
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Node:pico-, Next:[10320]pig-tail, Previous:[10321]phreaking,
Up:[10322]= P =
pico- pref.
[SI: a quantifier meaning * 10^-12] Smaller than [10323]nano-; used in
the same rather loose connotative way as [10324]nano- and micro-. This
usage is not yet common in the way [10325]nano- and [10326]micro- are,
but should be instantly recognizable to any hacker. See also
[10327]quantifiers, [10328]micro-.
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Node:pig-tail, Next:[10329]pilot error, Previous:[10330]pico-,
Up:[10331]= P =
pig-tail
[radio hams] A short piece of cable with two connectors on each end
for converting between one connector type and another. Common
pig-tails are 9-to-25-pin serial-port converters and cables to connect
PCMCIA network cards to an RJ-45 network cable.
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Node:pilot error, Next:[10332]ping, Previous:[10333]pig-tail,
Up:[10334]= P =
pilot error n.
[Sun: from aviation] A user's misconfiguration or misuse of a piece of
software, producing apparently buglike results (compare [10335]UBD).
"Joe Luser reported a bug in sendmail that causes it to generate bogus
headers." "That's not a bug, that's pilot error. His sendmail.cf is
hosed."
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Node:ping, Next:[10336]Ping O' Death, Previous:[10337]pilot error,
Up:[10338]= P =
ping
[from the submariners' term for a sonar pulse] 1. n. Slang term for a
small network message (ICMP ECHO) sent by a computer to check for the
presence and alertness of another. The Unix command ping(8) can be
used to do this manually (note that ping(8)'s author denies the
widespread folk etymology that the name was ever intended as acronym
for `Packet INternet Groper'). Occasionally used as a phone greeting.
See [10339]ACK, also [10340]ENQ. 2. vt. To verify the presence of. 3.
vt. To get the attention of. 4. vt. To send a message to all members
of a [10341]mailing list requesting an [10342]ACK (in order to verify
that everybody's addresses are reachable). "We haven't heard much of
anything from Geoff, but he did respond with an ACK both times I
pinged jargon-friends." 5. n. A quantum packet of happiness. People
who are very happy tend to exude pings; furthermore, one can
intentionally create pings and aim them at a needy party (e.g., a
depressed person). This sense of ping may appear as an exclamation;
"Ping!" (I'm happy; I am emitting a quantum of happiness; I have been
struck by a quantum of happiness). The form "pingfulness", which is
used to describe people who exude pings, also occurs. (In the standard
abuse of language, "pingfulness" can also be used as an exclamation,
in which case it's a much stronger exclamation than just "ping"!).
Oppose [10343]blargh.
The funniest use of `ping' to date was described in January 1991 by
Steve Hayman on the Usenet group comp.sys.next. He was trying to
isolate a faulty cable segment on a TCP/IP Ethernet hooked up to a
NeXT machine, and got tired of having to run back to his console after
each cabling tweak to see if the ping packets were getting through. So
he used the sound-recording feature on the NeXT, then wrote a script
that repeatedly invoked ping(8), listened for an echo, and played back
the recording on each returned packet. Result? A program that caused
the machine to repeat, over and over, "Ping ... ping ... ping ..." as
long as the network was up. He turned the volume to maximum, ferreted
through the building with one ear cocked, and found a faulty tee
connector in no time.
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Node:Ping O' Death, Next:[10344]ping storm, Previous:[10345]ping,
Up:[10346]= P =
Ping O' Death n.
A notorious [10347]exploit that (when first discovered) could be
easily used to crash a wide variety of machines by overunning size
limits in their TCP/IP stacks. First revealed in late 1996. The
open-source Unix community patched its systems to remove the
vulnerability within days or weeks, the closed-source OS vendors
generally took months. While the difference in response times repeated
a pattern familiar from other security incidents, the accompanying
glare of Web-fueled publicity proved unusually embarrassing to the OS
vendors and so passed into history and myth. The term is now used to
refer to any nudge delivered by network wizards over the network that
causes bad things to happen on the system being nudged. For the full
story on the original exploit, see
[10348]http://www.insecure.org/sploits/ping-o-death.html.
Compare with 'kamikaze packet,' 'Finger of Death' and 'Chernobyl
packet.'
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Node:ping storm, Next:[10349]pink wire, Previous:[10350]Ping O' Death,
Up:[10351]= P =
ping storm n.
A form of [10352]DoS attack consisting of a flood of [10353]ping
requests (normally used to check network conditions) designed to
disrupt the normal activity of a system. This act is sometimes called
`ping lashing' or `ping flood'. Compare [10354]mail storm,
[10355]broadcast storm.
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Node:pink wire, Next:[10356]pipe, Previous:[10357]ping storm,
Up:[10358]= P =
pink wire n.
[from the pink PTFE wire used in military equipment] As [10359]blue
wire, but used in military applications. 2. vi. To add a pink wire to
a board.
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Node:pipe, Next:[10360]pistol, Previous:[10361]pink wire, Up:[10362]=
P =
pipe n.
[common] Idiomatically, one's connection to the Internet; in context,
the expansion "bit pipe" is understood. A "fat pipe" is a line with T1
or higher capacity. A person with a 28.8 modem might be heard to
complain "I need a bigger pipe".
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Node:pistol, Next:[10363]pixel sort, Previous:[10364]pipe, Up:[10365]=
P =
pistol n.
[IBM] A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in
the foot. "Unix rm * makes such a nice pistol!"
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Node:pixel sort, Next:[10366]pizza box, Previous:[10367]pistol,
Up:[10368]= P =
pixel sort n.
[Commodore users] Any compression routine which irretrievably loses
valuable data in the process of [10369]crunching it. Disparagingly
used for `lossy' methods such as JPEG. The theory, of course, is that
these methods are only used on photographic images in which minor
loss-of-data is not visible to the human eye. The term `pixel sort'
implies distrust of this theory. Compare [10370]bogo-sort.
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Node:pizza box, Next:[10371]plaid screen, Previous:[10372]pixel sort,
Up:[10373]= P =
pizza box n.
[Sun] The largish thin box housing the electronics in (especially Sun)
desktop workstations, so named because of its size and shape and the
dimpled pattern that looks like air holes.
Two meg single-platter removable disk packs used to be called pizzas,
and the huge drive they were stuck into was referred to as a pizza
oven. It's an index of progress that in the old days just the disk was
pizza-sized, while now the entire computer is.
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Node:plaid screen, Next:[10374]plain-ASCII, Previous:[10375]pizza box,
Up:[10376]= P =
plaid screen n.
[XEROX PARC] A `special effect' that occurs when certain kinds of
[10377]memory smashes overwrite the control blocks or image memory of
a bit-mapped display. The term "salt and pepper" may refer to a
different pattern of similar origin. Though the term as coined at PARC
refers to the result of an error, some of the [10378]X demos induce
plaid-screen effects deliberately as a [10379]display hack.
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Node:plain-ASCII, Next:[10380]plan file, Previous:[10381]plaid screen,
Up:[10382]= P =
plain-ASCII /playn-as'kee/
Syn. [10383]flat-ASCII.
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Node:plan file, Next:[10384]platinum-iridium,
Previous:[10385]plain-ASCII, Up:[10386]= P =
plan file n.
[Unix] On systems that support [10387]finger, the `.plan' file in a
user's home directory is displayed when the user is fingered. This
feature was originally intended to be used to keep potential fingerers
apprised of one's location and near-future plans, but has been turned
almost universally to humorous and self-expressive purposes (like a
[10388]sig block). See also [10389]Hacking X for Y.
A recent innovation in plan files has been the introduction of
"scrolling plan files" which are one-dimensional animations made using
only the printable ASCII character set, carriage return and line feed,
avoiding terminal specific escape sequences, since the [10390]finger
command will (for security reasons; see [10391]letterbomb) not pass
the escape character.
Scrolling .plan files have become art forms in miniature, and some
sites have started competitions to find who can create the longest
running, funniest, and most original animations. Various animation
characters include:
Centipede:
mmmmme
Lorry/Truck:
oo-oP
Andalusian Video Snail:
_@/
and a compiler (ASP) is available on Usenet for producing them. See
also [10392]twirling baton.
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Node:platinum-iridium, Next:[10393]playpen, Previous:[10394]plan file,
Up:[10395]= P =
platinum-iridium adj.
Standard, against which all others of the same category are measured.
Usage: silly. The notion is that one of whatever it is has actually
been cast in platinum-iridium alloy and placed in the vault beside the
Standard Kilogram at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures
near Paris. (From 1889 to 1960, the meter was defined to be the
distance between two scratches in a platinum-iridium bar kept in that
same vault -- this replaced an earlier definition as 10^(-7) times the
distance between the North Pole and the Equator along a meridian
through Paris; unfortunately, this had been based on an inexact value
of the circumference of the Earth. From 1960 to 1984 it was defined to
be 1650763.73 wavelengths of the orange-red line of krypton-86
propagating in a vacuum. It is now defined as the length of the path
traveled by light in a vacuum in the time interval of 1/299,792,458 of
a second. The kilogram is now the only unit of measure officially
defined in terms of a unique artifact.) "This garbage-collection
algorithm has been tested against the platinum-iridium cons cell in
Paris." Compare [10396]golden.
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Node:playpen, Next:[10397]playte, Previous:[10398]platinum-iridium,
Up:[10399]= P =
playpen n.
[IBM] A room where programmers work. Compare [10400]salt mines.
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Node:playte, Next:[10401]plingnet, Previous:[10402]playpen,
Up:[10403]= P =
playte /playt/
16 bits, by analogy with [10404]nybble and [10405]byte. Usage: rare
and extremely silly. See also [10406]dynner and [10407]crumb. General
discussion of such terms is under [10408]nybble.
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Node:plingnet, Next:[10409]plokta, Previous:[10410]playte, Up:[10411]=
P =
plingnet /pling'net/ n.
Syn. [10412]UUCPNET. Also see [10413]Commonwealth Hackish, which uses
`pling' for [10414]bang (as in [10415]bang path).
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Node:plokta, Next:[10416]plonk, Previous:[10417]plingnet, Up:[10418]=
P =
plokta /plok't*/ v.
[acronym: Press Lots Of Keys To Abort] To press random keys in an
attempt to get some response from the system. One might plokta when
the abort procedure for a program is not known, or when trying to
figure out if the system is just sluggish or really hung. Plokta can
also be used while trying to figure out any unknown key sequence for a
particular operation. Someone going into `plokta mode' usually places
both hands flat on the keyboard and mashes them down, hoping for some
useful response.
A slightly more directed form of plokta can often be seen in mail
messages or Usenet articles from new users -- the text might end with
^X^C
q
quit
:q
^C
end
x
exit
ZZ
^D
?
help
as the user vainly tries to find the right exit sequence, with the
incorrect tries piling up at the end of the message....
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Node:plonk, Next:[10419]plug-and-pray, Previous:[10420]plokta,
Up:[10421]= P =
plonk excl.,vt.
[Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang `plonk' for cheap booze,
or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly (latter is lit. equivalent
to Yiddish `schmuck')] The sound a [10422]newbie makes as he falls to
the bottom of a [10423]kill file. While it originated in the
[10424]newsgroup talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.
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Node:plug-and-pray, Next:[10425]plugh, Previous:[10426]plonk,
Up:[10427]= P =
plug-and-pray adj.,vi.
Parody of the techspeak term `plug-and-play', describing a PC
peripheral card which is claimed to have no need for hardware
configuration via DIP switches, and which should be work as soon as it
is inserted in the PC. Unfortunately, even the PCI bus is not up to
pulling this off reliably, and people who have to do installation or
troubleshoot PCs soon find themselves longing for the DIP switches.
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Node:plugh, Next:[10428]plumbing, Previous:[10429]plug-and-pray,
Up:[10430]= P =
plugh /ploogh/ v.
[from the [10431]ADVENT game] See [10432]xyzzy.
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Node:plumbing, Next:[10433]PM, Previous:[10434]plugh, Up:[10435]= P =
plumbing n.
[Unix] Term used for [10436]shell code, so called because of the
prevalence of `pipelines' that feed the output of one program to the
input of another. Under Unix, user utilities can often be implemented
or at least prototyped by a suitable collection of pipelines and
temp-file grinding encapsulated in a shell script; this is much less
effort than writing C every time, and the capability is considered one
of Unix's major winning features. A few other OSs such as IBM's VM/CMS
support similar facilities. Esp. used in the construction `hairy
plumbing' (see [10437]hairy). "You can kluge together a basic
spell-checker out of sort(1), comm(1), and tr(1) with a little
plumbing." See also [10438]tee.
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Node:PM, Next:[10439]pnambic, Previous:[10440]plumbing, Up:[10441]= P
=
PM /P-M/
1. v. (from `preventive maintenance') To bring down a machine for
inspection or test purposes. See [10442]provocative maintenance; see
also [10443]scratch monkey. 2. n. Abbrev. for `Presentation Manager',
an [10444]elephantine OS/2 graphical user interface.
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Node:pnambic, Next:[10445]pod, Previous:[10446]PM, Up:[10447]= P =
pnambic /p*-nam'bik/
[Acronym from the scene in the film version of "The Wizard of Oz" in
which the true nature of the wizard is first discovered: "Pay no
attention to the man behind the curtain."] 1. A stage of development
of a process or function that, owing to incomplete implementation or
to the complexity of the system, requires human interaction to
simulate or replace some or all of the actions, inputs, or outputs of
the process or function. 2. Of or pertaining to a process or function
whose apparent operations are wholly or partially falsified. 3.
Requiring [10448]prestidigitization.
The ultimate pnambic product was "Dan Bricklin's Demo", a program
which supported flashy user-interface design prototyping. There is a
related maxim among hackers: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from a rigged demo." See [10449]magic, sense 1, for
illumination of this point.
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Node:pod, Next:[10450]point-and-drool interface,
Previous:[10451]pnambic, Up:[10452]= P =
pod n.
[allegedly from abbreviation POD for `Prince Of Darkness'] A Diablo
630 (or, latterly, any letter-quality impact printer). From the DEC-10
PODTYPE program used to feed formatted text to it. Not to be confused
with [10453]P.O.D..
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Node:point-and-drool interface, Next:[10454]pointy hat,
Previous:[10455]pod, Up:[10456]= P =
point-and-drool interface n.
Parody of the techspeak term `point-and-shoot interface', describing a
windows, icons, and mouse-based interface such as is found on the
Macintosh. The implication, of course, is that such an interface is
only suitable for idiots. See [10457]for the rest of us, [10458]WIMP
environment, [10459]Macintrash, [10460]drool-proof paper. Also
`point-and-grunt interface'.
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Node:pointy hat, Next:[10461]pointy-haired,
Previous:[10462]point-and-drool interface, Up:[10463]= P =
pointy hat n.
See [10464]wizard hat. This synonym specifically refers to the wizards
of Unseen University in Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" serious of
humorous fantasies; these books are extremely popular among hackers.
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Node:pointy-haired, Next:[10465]poke, Previous:[10466]pointy hat,
Up:[10467]= P =
pointy-haired adj.
[after the character in the [10468]Dilbert comic strip] Describes the
extreme form of the property that separates [10469]suits and
[10470]marketroids from hackers. Compare [10471]brain-dead;
[10472]demented; see [10473]PHB. Always applied to people, never to
ideas. The plural form is often used as a noun. "The pointy-haireds
ordered me to use Windows NT, but I set up a Linux server with Samba
instead."
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Node:poke, Next:[10474]poll, Previous:[10475]pointy-haired,
Up:[10476]= P =
poke n.,vt.
See [10477]peek.
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Node:poll, Next:[10478]polygon pusher, Previous:[10479]poke,
Up:[10480]= P =
poll v.,n.
1. [techspeak] The action of checking the status of an input line,
sensor, or memory location to see if a particular external event has
been registered. 2. To repeatedly call or check with someone: "I keep
polling him, but he's not answering his phone; he must be swapped
out." 3. To ask. "Lunch? I poll for a takeout order daily."
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Node:polygon pusher, Next:[10481]POM, Previous:[10482]poll,
Up:[10483]= P =
polygon pusher n.
A chip designer who spends most of his or her time at the physical
layout level (which requires drawing lots of multi-colored polygons).
Also `rectangle slinger'.
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Node:POM, Next:[10484]pop, Previous:[10485]polygon pusher, Up:[10486]=
P =
POM /P-O-M/ n.
Common abbreviation for [10487]phase of the moon. Usage: usually in
the phrase `POM-dependent', which means [10488]flaky.
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Node:pop, Next:[10489]POPJ, Previous:[10490]POM, Up:[10491]= P =
pop /pop/
[from the operation that removes the top of a stack, and the fact that
procedure return addresses are usually saved on the stack] (also
capitalized `POP') 1. vt. To remove something from a [10492]stack or
[10493]PDL. If a person says he/she has popped something from his
stack, that means he/she has finally finished working on it and can
now remove it from the list of things hanging overhead. 2. When a
discussion gets to a level of detail so deep that the main point of
the discussion is being lost, someone will shout "Pop!", meaning "Get
back up to a higher level!" The shout is frequently accompanied by an
upthrust arm with a finger pointing to the ceiling. 3. [all-caps, as
`POP'] Point of Presence, a bank of dial-in lines allowing customers
to make (local) calls into an ISP. This is borderline techspeak.
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Node:POPJ, Next:[10494]poser, Previous:[10495]pop, Up:[10496]= P =
POPJ /pop'J/ n.,v.
[from a [10497]PDP-10 return-from-subroutine instruction] To return
from a digression. By verb doubling, "Popj, popj" means roughly "Now
let's see, where were we?" See [10498]RTI.
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Node:poser, Next:[10499]post, Previous:[10500]POPJ, Up:[10501]= P =
poser n.
A [10502]wannabee; not hacker slang, but used among crackers, phreaks
and [10503]warez d00dz. Not as negative as [10504]lamer or
[10505]leech. Probably derives from a similar usage among punk-rockers
and metalheads, putting down those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".
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Node:post, Next:[10506]postcardware, Previous:[10507]poser,
Up:[10508]= P =
post v.
To send a message to a [10509]mailing list or [10510]newsgroup.
Distinguished in context from `mail'; one might ask, for example: "Are
you going to post the patch or mail it to known users?"
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Node:postcardware, Next:[10511]posting, Previous:[10512]post,
Up:[10513]= P =
postcardware n.
A kind of [10514]shareware that borders on [10515]freeware, in that
the author requests only that satisfied users send a postcard of their
home town or something. (This practice, silly as it might seem, serves
to remind users that they are otherwise getting something for nothing,
and may also be psychologically related to real estate `sales' in
which $1 changes hands just to keep the transaction from being a
gift.)
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Node:posting, Next:[10516]postmaster, Previous:[10517]postcardware,
Up:[10518]= P =
posting n.
Noun corresp. to v. [10519]post (but note that [10520]post can be
nouned). Distinguished from a `letter' or ordinary [10521]email
message by the fact that it is broadcast rather than point-to-point.
It is not clear whether messages sent to a small mailing list are
postings or email; perhaps the best dividing line is that if you don't
know the names of all the potential recipients, it is a posting.
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Node:postmaster, Next:[10522]PostScript, Previous:[10523]posting,
Up:[10524]= P =
postmaster n.
The email contact and maintenance person at a site connected to the
Internet or UUCPNET. Often, but not always, the same as the
[10525]admin. The Internet standard for electronic mail
([10526]RFC-822) requires each machine to have a `postmaster' address;
usually it is aliased to this person.
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Node:PostScript, Next:[10527]pound on, Previous:[10528]postmaster,
Up:[10529]= P =
PostScript n.
A Page Description Language ([10530]PDL), based on work originally
done by John Gaffney at Evans and Sutherland in 1976, evolving through
`JaM' (`John and Martin', Martin Newell) at [10531]XEROX PARC, and
finally implemented in its current form by John Warnock et al. after
he and Chuck Geschke founded Adobe Systems Incorporated in 1982.
PostScript gets its leverage by using a full programming language,
rather than a series of low-level escape sequences, to describe an
image to be printed on a laser printer or other output device (in this
it parallels [10532]EMACS, which exploited a similar insight about
editing tasks). It is also noteworthy for implementing on-the fly
rasterization, from Bezier curve descriptions, of high-quality fonts
at low (e.g. 300 dpi) resolution (it was formerly believed that
hand-tuned bitmap fonts were required for this task). Hackers consider
PostScript to be among the most elegant hacks of all time, and the
combination of technical merits and widespread availability has made
PostScript the language of choice for graphical output.
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Node:pound on, Next:[10533]power cycle, Previous:[10534]PostScript,
Up:[10535]= P =
pound on vt.
Syn. [10536]bang on.
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Node:power cycle, Next:[10537]power hit, Previous:[10538]pound on,
Up:[10539]= P =
power cycle vt.
(also, `cycle power' or just `cycle') To power off a machine and then
power it on immediately, with the intention of clearing some kind of
[10540]hung or [10541]gronked state. Syn. [10542]120 reset; see also
[10543]Big Red Switch. Compare [10544]Vulcan nerve pinch,
[10545]bounce (sense 4), and [10546]boot, and see the "[10547]Some AI
Koans" (in Appendix A) about Tom Knight and the novice.
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Node:power hit, Next:[10548]PPN, Previous:[10549]power cycle,
Up:[10550]= P =
power hit n.
A spike or drop-out in the electricity supplying your machine; a power
[10551]glitch. These can cause crashes and even permanent damage to
your machine(s).
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Node:PPN, Next:[10552]pr0n, Previous:[10553]power hit, Up:[10554]= P =
PPN /P-P-N/, /pip'n/ n. obs.
[from `Project-Programmer Number'] A user-ID under [10555]TOPS-10 and
its various mutant progeny at SAIL, BBN, CompuServe, and elsewhere.
Old-time hackers from the PDP-10 era sometimes use this to refer to
user IDs on other systems as well.
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Node:pr0n, Next:[10556]precedence lossage, Previous:[10557]PPN,
Up:[10558]= P =
pr0n //
[Usenet, IRC] Pornography. Originally this referred only to Internet
porn but since then it has expanded to refer to just about anything.
The term comes from the [10559]warez kiddies tendency to replace
letters with numbers. At some point on IRC someone mistyped, swapped
the middle two letters, and the name stuck, then propagated over into
mainstream hacker usage. Compare [10560]filk, [10561]grilf,
[10562]hing and [10563]newsfroup.
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Node:precedence lossage, Next:[10564]prepend, Previous:[10565]pr0n,
Up:[10566]= P =
precedence lossage /pre's*-dens los'*j/ n.
[C programmers] Coding error in an expression due to unexpected
grouping of arithmetic or logical operators by the compiler. Used esp.
of certain common coding errors in C due to the nonintuitively low
precedence levels of &, |, ^, <<, and >> (for this reason, experienced
C programmers deliberately forget the language's [10567]baroque
precedence hierarchy and parenthesize defensively). Can always be
avoided by suitable use of parentheses. [10568]LISP fans enjoy
pointing out that this can't happen in their favorite language, which
eschews precedence entirely, requiring one to use explicit parentheses
everywhere. See [10569]aliasing bug, [10570]memory leak, [10571]memory
smash, [10572]smash the stack, [10573]fandango on core, [10574]overrun
screw.
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Node:prepend, Next:[10575]prestidigitization,
Previous:[10576]precedence lossage, Up:[10577]= P =
prepend /pree`pend'/ vt.
[by analogy with `append'] To prefix. As with `append' (but not
`prefix' or `suffix' as a verb), the direct object is always the thing
being added and not the original word (or character string, or
whatever). "If you prepend a semicolon to the line, the translation
routine will pass it through unaltered."
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Node:prestidigitization, Next:[10578]pretty pictures,
Previous:[10579]prepend, Up:[10580]= P =
prestidigitization /pres`t*-di`j*-ti:-zay'sh*n/ n.
1. The act of putting something into digital notation via sleight of
hand. 2. Data entry through legerdemain.
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Node:pretty pictures, Next:[10581]prettyprint,
Previous:[10582]prestidigitization, Up:[10583]= P =
pretty pictures n.
[scientific computation] The next step up from [10584]numbers.
Interesting graphical output from a program that may not have any
sensible relationship to the system the program is intended to model.
Good for showing to [10585]management.
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Node:prettyprint, Next:[10586]pretzel key, Previous:[10587]pretty
pictures, Up:[10588]= P =
prettyprint /prit'ee-print/ v.
(alt. `pretty-print') 1. To generate `pretty' human-readable output
from a [10589]hairy internal representation; esp. used for the process
of [10590]grinding (sense 1) program code, and most esp. for LISP
code. 2. To format in some particularly slick and nontrivial way.
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Node:pretzel key, Next:[10591]priesthood, Previous:[10592]prettyprint,
Up:[10593]= P =
pretzel key n.
[Mac users] See [10594]feature key.
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Node:priesthood, Next:[10595]prime time, Previous:[10596]pretzel key,
Up:[10597]= P =
priesthood n. obs.
[TMRC] The select group of system managers responsible for the
operation and maintenance of a batch operated computer system. On
these computers, a user never had direct access to a computer, but had
to submit his/her data and programs to a priest for execution. Results
were returned days or even weeks later. See [10598]acolyte.
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Node:prime time, Next:[10599]print, Previous:[10600]priesthood,
Up:[10601]= P =
prime time n.
[from TV programming] Normal high-usage hours on a system or network.
Back in the days of big timesharing machines `prime time' was when
lots of people were competing for limited cycles, usually the day
shift. Avoidance of prime time was traditionally given as a major
reason for [10602]night mode hacking. The term fell into disuse during
the early PC era, but has been revived to refer to times of day or
evening at which the Internet tends to be heavily loaded, making Web
access slow. The hackish tendency to late-night [10603]hacking runs
has changed not a bit.
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Node:print, Next:[10604]printing discussion, Previous:[10605]prime
time, Up:[10606]= P =
print v.
To output, even if to a screen. If a hacker says that a program
"printed a message", he means this; if he refers to printing a file,
he probably means it in the conventional sense of writing to a
hardcopy device (compounds like `print job' and `printout', on the
other hand, always refer to the latter). This very common term is
likely a holdover from the days when printing terminals were the norm,
perpetuated by programming language constructs like [10607]C's
printf(3). See senses 1 and 2 of [10608]tty.
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Node:printing discussion, Next:[10609]priority interrupt,
Previous:[10610]print, Up:[10611]= P =
printing discussion n.
[XEROX PARC] A protracted, low-level, time-consuming, generally
pointless discussion of something only peripherally interesting to
all.
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Node:priority interrupt, Next:[10612]profile, Previous:[10613]printing
discussion, Up:[10614]= P =
priority interrupt n.
[from the hardware term] Describes any stimulus compelling enough to
yank one right out of [10615]hack mode. Classically used to describe
being dragged away by an [10616]SO for immediate sex, but may also
refer to more mundane interruptions such as a fire alarm going off in
the near vicinity. Also called an [10617]NMI (non-maskable interrupt),
especially in PC-land.
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Node:profile, Next:[10618]progasm, Previous:[10619]priority interrupt,
Up:[10620]= P =
profile n.
1. A control file for a program, esp. a text file automatically read
from each user's home directory and intended to be easily modified by
the user in order to customize the program's behavior. Used to avoid
[10621]hardcoded choices (see also [10622]dot file, [10623]rc file).
2. [techspeak] A report on the amounts of time spent in each routine
of a program, used to find and [10624]tune away the [10625]hot spots
in it. This sense is often verbed. Some profiling modes report units
other than time (such as call counts) and/or report at granularities
other than per-routine, but the idea is similar. 3.[techspeak] A
subset of a standard used for a particular purpose. This sense
confuses hackers who wander into the weird world of ISO standards no
end!
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Node:progasm, Next:[10626]proggy, Previous:[10627]profile, Up:[10628]=
P =
progasm /proh'gaz-m/ n.
[University of Wisconsin] The euphoria experienced upon the completion
of a program or other computer-related project.
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Node:proggy, Next:[10629]proglet, Previous:[10630]progasm, Up:[10631]=
P =
proggy n.
1. Any computer program that is considered a full application. 2. Any
computer program that is made up of or otherwise contains
[10632]proglets. 3. Any computer program that is large enough to be
normally distributed as an RPM or [10633]tarball.
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Node:proglet, Next:[10634]program, Previous:[10635]proggy, Up:[10636]=
P =
proglet /prog'let/ n.
[UK] A short extempore program written to meet an immediate, transient
need. Often written in BASIC, rarely more than a dozen lines long, and
containing no subroutines. The largest amount of code that can be
written off the top of one's head, that does not need any editing, and
that runs correctly the first time (this amount varies significantly
according to one's skill and the language one is using). Compare
[10637]toy program, [10638]noddy, [10639]one-liner wars.
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Node:program, Next:[10640]Programmer's Cheer, Previous:[10641]proglet,
Up:[10642]= P =
program n.
1. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
into error messages. 2. An exercise in experimental epistemology. 3. A
form of art, ostensibly intended for the instruction of computers,
which is nevertheless almost inevitably a failure if other programmers
can't understand it.
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Node:Programmer's Cheer, Next:[10643]programming,
Previous:[10644]program, Up:[10645]= P =
Programmer's Cheer
"Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down! Byte! Byte!
Byte!" A joke so old it has hair on it.
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Node:programming, Next:[10646]programming fluid,
Previous:[10647]Programmer's Cheer, Up:[10648]= P =
programming n.
1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of
on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file). "Bloody
instructions which, being taught, return to plague their inventor"
("Macbeth", Act 1, Scene 7) 2. A pastime similar to banging one's head
against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward. 3. The most
fun you can have with your clothes on. 4. The least fun you can have
with your clothes off.
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Node:programming fluid, Next:[10649]propeller head,
Previous:[10650]programming, Up:[10651]= P =
programming fluid n.
1. Coffee. 2. Cola. 3. Any caffeinacious stimulant. Many hackers
consider these essential for those all-night hacking runs. See
[10652]wirewater.
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Node:propeller head, Next:[10653]propeller key,
Previous:[10654]programming fluid, Up:[10655]= P =
propeller head n.
Used by hackers, this is syn. with [10656]computer geek. Non-hackers
sometimes use it to describe all techies. Prob. derives from SF
fandom's tradition (originally invented by old-time fan Ray Faraday
Nelson) of propeller beanies as fannish insignia (though nobody
actually wears them except as a joke).
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Node:propeller key, Next:[10657]proprietary, Previous:[10658]propeller
head, Up:[10659]= P =
propeller key n.
[Mac users] See [10660]feature key.
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Node:proprietary, Next:[10661]protocol, Previous:[10662]propeller key,
Up:[10663]= P =
proprietary adj.
1. In [10664]marketroid-speak, superior; implies a product imbued with
exclusive magic by the unmatched brilliance of the company's own
hardware or software designers. 2. In the language of hackers and
users, inferior; implies a product not conforming to open-systems
standards, and thus one that puts the customer at the mercy of a
vendor able to gouge freely on service and upgrade charges after the
initial sale has locked the customer in. Often in the phrase
"proprietary crap". 3. Synonym for closed-source, e.g. software issued
in binary without source and under a restructive license.
Since the coining of the term [10665]open source, many hackers have
made a conscious effort to distinguish between `proprietary' and
`commercial' software. It is possible for software to be commercial
(that is, intended to make a profit for the producers) without being
proprietary. The reverse is also possible, for example in binary-only
freeware.
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Node:protocol, Next:[10666]provocative maintenance,
Previous:[10667]proprietary, Up:[10668]= P =
protocol n.
As used by hackers, this never refers to niceties about the proper
form for addressing letters to the Papal Nuncio or the order in which
one should use the forks in a Russian-style place setting; hackers
don't care about such things. It is used instead to describe any set
of rules that allow different machines or pieces of software to
coordinate with each other without ambiguity. So, for example, it does
include niceties about the proper form for addressing packets on a
network or the order in which one should use the forks in the Dining
Philosophers Problem. It implies that there is some common message
format and an accepted set of primitives or commands that all parties
involved understand, and that transactions among them follow
predictable logical sequences. See also [10669]handshaking, [10670]do
protocol.
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Node:provocative maintenance, Next:[10671]prowler,
Previous:[10672]protocol, Up:[10673]= P =
provocative maintenance n.
[common ironic mutation of `preventive maintenance'] Actions performed
upon a machine at regularly scheduled intervals to ensure that the
system remains in a usable state. So called because it is all too
often performed by a [10674]field servoid who doesn't know what he is
doing; such `maintenance' often induces problems, or otherwise results
in the machine's remaining in an unusable state for an indeterminate
amount of time. See also [10675]scratch monkey.
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Node:prowler, Next:[10676]pseudo, Previous:[10677]provocative
maintenance, Up:[10678]= P =
prowler n.
[Unix] A [10679]daemon that is run periodically (typically once a
week) to seek out and erase [10680]core files, truncate administrative
logfiles, nuke lost+found directories, and otherwise clean up the
[10681]cruft that tends to pile up in the corners of a file system.
See also [10682]GFR, [10683]reaper, [10684]skulker.
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Node:pseudo, Next:[10685]pseudoprime, Previous:[10686]prowler,
Up:[10687]= P =
pseudo /soo'doh/ n.
[Usenet: truncation of `pseudonym'] 1. An electronic-mail or
[10688]Usenet persona adopted by a human for amusement value or as a
means of avoiding negative repercussions of one's net.behavior; a `nom
de Usenet', often associated with forged postings designed to conceal
message origins. Perhaps the best-known and funniest hoax of this type
is [10689]B1FF. See also [10690]tentacle. 2. Notionally, a
[10691]flamage-generating AI program simulating a Usenet user. Many
flamers have been accused of actually being such entities, despite the
fact that no AI program of the required sophistication yet exists.
However, in 1989 there was a famous series of forged postings that
used a phrase-frequency-based travesty generator to simulate the
styles of several well-known flamers; it was based on large samples of
their back postings (compare [10692]Dissociated Press). A significant
number of people were fooled by the forgeries, and the debate over
their authenticity was settled only when the perpetrator came forward
to publicly admit the hoax.
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Node:pseudoprime, Next:[10693]pseudosuit, Previous:[10694]pseudo,
Up:[10695]= P =
pseudoprime n.
A backgammon prime (six consecutive occupied points) with one point
missing. This term is an esoteric pun derived from number theory: a
number that passes a certain kind of "primality test" may be called a
`pseudoprime' (all primes pass any such test, but so do some composite
numbers), and any number that passes several is, in some sense, almost
certainly prime. The hacker backgammon usage stems from the idea that
a pseudoprime is almost as good as a prime: it will do the same job
unless you are unlucky.
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Node:pseudosuit, Next:[10696]psychedelicware,
Previous:[10697]pseudoprime, Up:[10698]= P =
pseudosuit /soo'doh-s[y]oot`/ n.
A [10699]suit wannabee; a hacker who has decided that he wants to be
in management or administration and begins wearing ties, sport coats,
and (shudder!) suits voluntarily. It's his funeral. See also
[10700]lobotomy.
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Node:psychedelicware, Next:[10701]psyton, Previous:[10702]pseudosuit,
Up:[10703]= P =
psychedelicware /si:`k*-del'-ik-weir/ n.
[UK] Syn. [10704]display hack. See also [10705]smoking clover.
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Node:psyton, Next:[10706]pubic directory,
Previous:[10707]psychedelicware, Up:[10708]= P =
psyton /si:'ton/ n.
[TMRC] The elementary particle carrying the sinister force. The
probability of a process losing is proportional to the number of
psytons falling on it. Psytons are generated by observers, which is
why demos are more likely to fail when lots of people are watching.
[This term appears to have been largely superseded by [10709]bogon;
see also [10710]quantum bogodynamics. --ESR]
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Node:pubic directory, Next:[10711]puff, Previous:[10712]psyton,
Up:[10713]= P =
pubic directory /pyoob'ik d*-rek't*-ree/) n.
[NYU] (also `pube directory' /pyoob' d*-rek't*-ree/) The `pub'
(public) directory on a machine that allows [10714]FTP access. So
called because it is the default location for [10715]SEX (sense 1).
"I'll have the source in the pube directory by Friday."
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Node:puff, Next:[10716]pumpkin holder, Previous:[10717]pubic
directory, Up:[10718]= P =
puff vt.
To decompress data that has been crunched by Huffman coding. At least
one widely distributed Huffman decoder program was actually named
`PUFF', but these days it is usually packaged with the encoder. Oppose
[10719]huff, see [10720]inflate.
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Node:pumpkin holder, Next:[10721]pumpking, Previous:[10722]puff,
Up:[10723]= P =
pumpkin holder n.
See [10724]patch pumpkin.
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Node:pumpking, Next:[10725]punched card, Previous:[10726]pumpkin
holder, Up:[10727]= P =
pumpking n.
Syn. for [10728]pumpkin holder; see [10729]patch pumpkin.
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Node:punched card, Next:[10730]punt, Previous:[10731]pumpking,
Up:[10732]= P =
punched card n.obs.
[techspeak] (alt. `punch card') The signature medium of computing's
[10733]Stone Age, now obsolescent outside of some IBM shops. The
punched card actually predated computers considerably, originating in
1801 as a control device for mechanical looms. The version patented by
Hollerith and used with mechanical tabulating machines in the 1890
U.S. Census was a piece of cardboard about 90 mm by 215 mm. There is a
widespread myth that it was designed to fit in the currency trays used
for that era's larger dollar bills, but recent investigations have
falsified this.
IBM (which originated as a tabulating-machine manufacturer) married
the punched card to computers, encoding binary information as patterns
of small rectangular holes; one character per column, 80 columns per
card. Other coding schemes, sizes of card, and hole shapes were tried
at various times.
The 80-column width of most character terminals is a legacy of the IBM
punched card; so is the size of the quick-reference cards distributed
with many varieties of computers even today. See [10734]chad,
[10735]chad box, [10736]eighty-column mind, [10737]green card,
[10738]dusty deck, [10739]lace card, [10740]card walloper.
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Node:punt, Next:[10741]Purple Book, Previous:[10742]punched card,
Up:[10743]= P =
punt v.
[from the punch line of an old joke referring to American football:
"Drop back 15 yards and punt!"] 1. To give up, typically without any
intention of retrying. "Let's punt the movie tonight." "I was going to
hack all night to get this feature in, but I decided to punt" may mean
that you've decided not to stay up all night, and may also mean you're
not ever even going to put in the feature. 2. More specifically, to
give up on figuring out what the [10744]Right Thing is and resort to
an inefficient hack. 3. A design decision to defer solving a problem,
typically because one cannot define what is desirable sufficiently
well to frame an algorithmic solution. "No way to know what the right
form to dump the graph in is -- we'll punt that for now." 4. To hand a
tricky implementation problem off to some other section of the design.
"It's too hard to get the compiler to do that; let's punt to the
runtime system." 5. To knock someone off an Internet or chat
connection; a `punter' thus, is a person or program that does this.
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Node:Purple Book, Next:[10745]purple wire, Previous:[10746]punt,
Up:[10747]= P =
Purple Book n.
1. The "System V Interface Definition". The covers of the first
editions were an amazingly nauseating shade of off-lavender. 2. Syn.
[10748]Wizard Book. Donald Lewine's "POSIX Programmer's Guide"
(O'Reilly, 1991, ISBN 0-937175-73-0). See also [10749]book titles.
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Node:purple wire, Next:[10750]push, Previous:[10751]Purple Book,
Up:[10752]= P =
purple wire n.
[IBM] Wire installed by Field Engineers to work around problems
discovered during testing or debugging. These are called `purple
wires' even when (as is frequently the case) their actual physical
color is yellow.... Compare [10753]blue wire, [10754]yellow wire, and
[10755]red wire.
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Node:push, Next:[10756]Python, Previous:[10757]purple wire,
Up:[10758]= P =
push
[from the operation that puts the current information on a stack, and
the fact that procedure return addresses are saved on a stack] (Also
PUSH /push/ or PUSHJ /push'J/, the latter based on the PDP-10
procedure call instruction.) 1. To put something onto a [10759]stack
or [10760]PDL. If one says that something has been pushed onto one's
stack, it means that the Damoclean list of things hanging over ones's
head has grown longer and heavier yet. This may also imply that one
will deal with it before other pending items; otherwise one might say
that the thing was `added to my queue'. 2. vi. To enter upon a
digression, to save the current discussion for later. Antonym of
[10761]pop; see also [10762]stack, [10763]PDL.
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Node:Python, Next:[10764]quad, Previous:[10765]push, Up:[10766]= P =
Python /pi:'thon/
In the words of its author, "the other scripting language" (other than
[10767]Perl, that is). Python's design is notably clean, elegant, and
well thought through; it tends to attract the sort of programmers who
find Perl grubby and exiguous. Python's relationship with Perl is
rather like the [10768]BSD community's relationship to [10769]Linux -
it's the smaller party in a (usually friendly) rivalry, but the
average quality of its developers is generally conceded to be rather
higher than in the larger community it competes with. There's a Python
resource page at [10770]http://www.python.org. See also [10771]Guido.
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Node:= Q =, Next:[10772]= R =, Previous:[10773]= P =, Up:[10774]The
Jargon Lexicon
= Q =
* [10775]quad:
* [10776]quadruple bucky:
* [10777]quantifiers:
* [10778]quantum bogodynamics:
* [10779]quarter:
* [10780]ques:
* [10781]quick-and-dirty:
* [10782]quine:
* [10783]quote chapter and verse:
* [10784]quotient:
* [10785]quux:
* [10786]qux:
* [10787]QWERTY:
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Node:quad, Next:[10788]quadruple bucky, Previous:[10789]Python,
Up:[10790]= Q =
quad n.
1. Two bits; syn. for [10791]quarter, [10792]crumb, [10793]tayste. 2.
A four-pack of anything (compare [10794]hex, sense 2). 3. The
rectangle or box glyph used in the APL language for various arcane
purposes mostly related to I/O. Former Ivy-Leaguers and Oxford types
are said to associate it with nostalgic memories of dear old
University.
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Node:quadruple bucky, Next:[10795]quantifiers, Previous:[10796]quad,
Up:[10797]= Q =
quadruple bucky n. obs.
1. On an MIT [10798]space-cadet keyboard, use of all four of the
shifting keys (control, meta, hyper, and super) while typing a
character key. 2. On a Stanford or MIT keyboard in [10799]raw mode,
use of four shift keys while typing a fifth character, where the four
shift keys are the control and meta keys on both sides of the
keyboard. This was very difficult to do! One accepted technique was to
press the left-control and left-meta keys with your left hand, the
right-control and right-meta keys with your right hand, and the fifth
key with your nose.
Quadruple-bucky combinations were very seldom used in practice,
because when one invented a new command one usually assigned it to
some character that was easier to type. If you want to imply that a
program has ridiculously many commands or features, you can say
something like: "Oh, the command that makes it spin the tapes while
whistling Beethoven's Fifth Symphony is quadruple-bucky-cokebottle."
See [10800]double bucky, [10801]bucky bits, [10802]cokebottle.
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Node:quantifiers, Next:[10803]quantum bogodynamics,
Previous:[10804]quadruple bucky, Up:[10805]= Q =
quantifiers
In techspeak and jargon, the standard metric prefixes used in the SI
(Système International) conventions for scientific measurement have
dual uses. With units of time or things that come in powers of 10,
such as money, they retain their usual meanings of multiplication by
powers of 1000 = 10^3. But when used with bytes or other things that
naturally come in powers of 2, they usually denote multiplication by
powers of 1024 = 2^(10).
Here are the SI magnifying prefixes, along with the corresponding
binary interpretations in common use:
prefix decimal binary
kilo- 1000^1 1024^1 = 2^10 = 1,024
mega- 1000^2 1024^2 = 2^20 = 1,048,576
giga- 1000^3 1024^3 = 2^30 = 1,073,741,824
tera- 1000^4 1024^4 = 2^40 = 1,099,511,627,776
peta- 1000^5 1024^5 = 2^50 = 1,125,899,906,842,624
exa- 1000^6 1024^6 = 2^60 = 1,152,921,504,606,846,976
zetta- 1000^7 1024^7 = 2^70 = 1,180,591,620,717,411,303,424
yotta- 1000^8 1024^8 = 2^80 = 1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176
Here are the SI fractional prefixes:
prefix decimal jargon usage
milli- 1000^-1 (seldom used in jargon)
micro- 1000^-2 small or human-scale (see [10806]micro-)
nano- 1000^-3 even smaller (see [10807]nano-)
pico- 1000^-4 even smaller yet (see [10808]pico-)
femto- 1000^-5 (not used in jargon---yet)
atto- 1000^-6 (not used in jargon---yet)
zepto- 1000^-7 (not used in jargon---yet)
yocto- 1000^-8 (not used in jargon---yet)
The prefixes zetta-, yotta-, zepto-, and yocto- have been included in
these tables purely for completeness and giggle value; they were
adopted in 1990 by the `19th Conference Generale des Poids et
Mesures'. The binary peta- and exa- loadings, though well established,
are not in jargon use either -- yet. The prefix milli-, denoting
multiplication by 1/1000, has always been rare in jargon (there is,
however, a standard joke about the `millihelen' -- notionally, the
amount of beauty required to launch one ship). See the entries on
[10809]micro-, [10810]pico-, and [10811]nano- for more information on
connotative jargon use of these terms. `Femto' and `atto' (which,
interestingly, derive not from Greek but from Danish) have not yet
acquired jargon loadings, though it is easy to predict what those will
be once computing technology enters the required realms of magnitude
(however, see [10812]attoparsec).
There are, of course, some standard unit prefixes for powers of 10. In
the following table, the `prefix' column is the international standard
suffix for the appropriate power of ten; the `binary' column lists
jargon abbreviations and words for the corresponding power of 2. The
B-suffixed forms are commonly used for byte quantities; the words
`meg' and `gig' are nouns that may (but do not always) pluralize with
`s'.
prefix decimal binary pronunciation
kilo- k K, KB, /kay/
mega- M M, MB, meg /meg/
giga- G G, GB, gig /gig/,/jig/
Confusingly, hackers often use K or M as though they were suffix or
numeric multipliers rather than a prefix; thus "2K dollars", "2M of
disk space". This is also true (though less commonly) of G.
Note that the formal SI metric prefix for 1000 is `k'; some use this
strictly, reserving `K' for multiplication by 1024 (KB is thus
`kilobytes').
K, M, and G used alone refer to quantities of bytes; thus, 64G is 64
gigabytes and `a K' is a kilobyte (compare mainstream use of `a G' as
short for `a grand', that is, $1000). Whether one pronounces `gig'
with hard or soft `g' depends on what one thinks the proper
pronunciation of `giga-' is.
Confusing 1000 and 1024 (or other powers of 2 and 10 close in
magnitude) -- for example, describing a memory in units of 500K or
524K instead of 512K -- is a sure sign of the [10813]marketroid. One
example of this: it is common to refer to the capacity of 3.5"
[10814]microfloppies as `1.44 MB' In fact, this is a completely
[10815]bogus number. The correct size is 1440 KB, that is, 1440 * 1024
= 1474560 bytes. So the `mega' in `1.44 MB' is compounded of two
`kilos', one of which is 1024 and the other of which is 1000. The
correct number of megabytes would of course be 1440 / 1024 = 1.40625.
Alas, this fine point is probably lost on the world forever.
[1993 update: hacker Morgan Burke has proposed, to general approval on
Usenet, the following additional prefixes:
groucho
10^(-30)
harpo
10^(-27)
harpi
10^(27)
grouchi
10^(30)
We observe that this would leave the prefixes zeppo-, gummo-, and
chico- available for future expansion. Sadly, there is little
immediate prospect that Mr. Burke's eminently sensible proposal will
be ratified.]
[1999 upate: there is an [10816]IEC proposal for binary multipliers,
but no evidence that any of its proposals are in live use.]
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Node:quantum bogodynamics, Next:[10817]quarter,
Previous:[10818]quantifiers, Up:[10819]= Q =
quantum bogodynamics /kwon'tm boh`goh-di:-nam'iks/ n.
A theory that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources
(such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and
[10820]suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and
computers), and bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption, of
course, causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail
(and may also cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the
precise mechanics of the bogon-computron interaction are not yet
understood and remain to be elucidated. Quantum bogodynamics is most
often invoked to explain the sharp increase in hardware and software
failures in the presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the
former absorb. See [10821]bogon, [10822]computron, [10823]suit,
[10824]psyton.
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Node:quarter, Next:[10825]ques, Previous:[10826]quantum bogodynamics,
Up:[10827]= Q =
quarter n.
Two bits. This in turn comes from the `pieces of eight' famed in
pirate movies -- Spanish silver crowns that could be broken into eight
pie-slice-shaped `bits' to make change. Early in American history the
Spanish coin was considered equal to a dollar, so each of these `bits'
was considered worth 12.5 cents. Syn. [10828]tayste, [10829]crumb,
[10830]quad. Usage: rare. General discussion of such terms is under
[10831]nybble.
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Node:ques, Next:[10832]quick-and-dirty, Previous:[10833]quarter,
Up:[10834]= Q =
ques /kwes/
1. n. The question mark character (?, ASCII 0111111). 2. interj. What?
Also frequently verb-doubled as "Ques ques?" See [10835]wall.
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Node:quick-and-dirty, Next:[10836]quine, Previous:[10837]ques,
Up:[10838]= Q =
quick-and-dirty adj.
[common] Describes a [10839]crock put together under time or user
pressure. Used esp. when you want to convey that you think the fast
way might lead to trouble further down the road. "I can have a
quick-and-dirty fix in place tonight, but I'll have to rewrite the
whole module to solve the underlying design problem." See also
[10840]kluge.
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Node:quine, Next:[10841]quote chapter and verse,
Previous:[10842]quick-and-dirty, Up:[10843]= Q =
quine /kwi:n/ n.
[from the name of the logician Willard van Orman Quine, via Douglas
Hofstadter] A program that generates a copy of its own source text as
its complete output. Devising the shortest possible quine in some
given programming language is a common hackish amusement. (We ignore
some variants of BASIC in which a program consisting of a single empty
string literal reproduces itself trivially.) Here is one classic
quine:
((lambda (x)
(list x (list (quote quote) x)))
(quote
(lambda (x)
(list x (list (quote quote) x)))))
This one works in LISP or Scheme. It's relatively easy to write quines
in other languages such as Postscript which readily handle programs as
data; much harder (and thus more challenging!) in languages like C
which do not. Here is a classic C quine for ASCII machines:
char*f="char*f=%c%s%c;main()
{printf(f,34,f,34,10);}%c";
main(){printf(f,34,f,34,10);}
For excruciatingly exact quinishness, remove the interior line breaks.
Here is another elegant quine in ANSI C:
#define q(k)main(){return!puts(#k"\nq("#k")");}
q(#define q(k)main(){return!puts(#k"\nq("#k")");})
Some infamous [10844]Obfuscated C Contest entries have been quines
that reproduced in exotic ways. There is an amusing [10845]Quine Home
Page.
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Node:quote chapter and verse, Next:[10846]quotient,
Previous:[10847]quine, Up:[10848]= Q =
quote chapter and verse v.
[by analogy with the mainstream phrase] To cite a relevant excerpt
from an appropriate [10849]bible. "I don't care if rn gets it wrong;
`Followup-To: poster' is explicitly permitted by [10850]RFC-1036. I'll
quote chapter and verse if you don't believe me." See also
[10851]legalese, [10852]language lawyer, [10853]RTFS (sense 2).
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Node:quotient, Next:[10854]quux, Previous:[10855]quote chapter and
verse, Up:[10856]= Q =
quotient n.
See [10857]coefficient of X.
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Node:quux, Next:[10858]qux, Previous:[10859]quotient, Up:[10860]= Q =
quux /kwuhks/ n.
[Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent verb quuxo, quuxare,
quuxandum iri; noun form variously `quux' (plural `quuces', anglicized
to `quuxes') and `quuxu' (genitive plural is `quuxuum', for four
u-letters out of seven in all, using up all the `u' letters in
Scrabble).] 1. Originally, a [10861]metasyntactic variable like
[10862]foo and [10863]foobar. Invented by Guy Steele for precisely
this purpose when he was young and naive and not yet interacting with
the real computing community. Many people invent such words; this one
seems simply to have been lucky enough to have spread a little. In an
eloquent display of poetic justice, it has returned to the originator
in the form of a nickname. 2. interj. See [10864]foo; however, denotes
very little disgust, and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound
of it. 3. Guy Steele in his persona as `The Great Quux', which is
somewhat infamous for light verse and for the `Crunchly' cartoons. 4.
In some circles, used as a punning opposite of `crux'. "Ah, that's the
quux of the matter!" implies that the point is not crucial (compare
[10865]tip of the ice-cube). 5. quuxy: adj. Of or pertaining to a
quux.
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Node:qux, Next:[10866]QWERTY, Previous:[10867]quux, Up:[10868]= Q =
qux /kwuhks/
The fourth of the standard [10869]metasyntactic variable, after
[10870]baz and before the quu(u...)x series. See [10871]foo,
[10872]bar, [10873]baz, [10874]quux. This appears to be a recent
mutation from [10875]quux, and many versions (especially older
versions) of the standard series just run [10876]foo, [10877]bar,
[10878]baz, [10879]quux, ....
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Node:QWERTY, Next:[10880]rabbit job, Previous:[10881]qux, Up:[10882]=
Q =
QWERTY /kwer'tee/ adj.
[from the keycaps at the upper left] Pertaining to a standard
English-language typewriter keyboard (sometimes called the Sholes
keyboard after its inventor), as opposed to Dvorak or non-US-ASCII
layouts or a [10883]space-cadet keyboard or APL keyboard.
Historical note: The QWERTY layout is a fine example of a
[10884]fossil. It is sometimes said that it was designed to slow down
the typist, but this is wrong; it was designed to allow faster typing
-- under a constraint now long obsolete. In early typewriters, fast
typing using nearby type-bars jammed the mechanism. So Sholes fiddled
the layout to separate the letters of many common digraphs (he did a
far from perfect job, though; `th', `tr', `ed', and `er', for example,
each use two nearby keys). Also, putting the letters of `typewriter'
on one line allowed it to be typed with particular speed and accuracy
for [10885]demos. The jamming problem was essentially solved soon
afterward by a suitable use of springs, but the keyboard layout lives
on.
The QWERTY keyboard has also spawned some unhelpful economic myths
about how technical standards get and stay established; see
[10886]http://www.reasonmag.com/9606/Fe.QWERTY.html.
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Node:= R =, Next:[10887]= S =, Previous:[10888]= Q =, Up:[10889]The
Jargon Lexicon
= R =
* [10890]rabbit job:
* [10891]rain dance:
* [10892]rainbow series:
* [10893]random:
* [10894]Random Number God:
* [10895]random numbers:
* [10896]randomness:
* [10897]rape:
* [10898]rare mode:
* [10899]raster blaster:
* [10900]raster burn:
* [10901]rasterbation:
* [10902]rat belt:
* [10903]rat dance:
* [10904]ratio site:
* [10905]rave:
* [10906]rave on!:
* [10907]ravs:
* [10908]raw mode:
* [10909]RBL:
* [10910]rc file:
* [10911]RE:
* [10912]read-only user:
* [10913]README file:
* [10914]real:
* [10915]real estate:
* [10916]real hack:
* [10917]real operating system:
* [10918]Real Programmer:
* [10919]Real Soon Now:
* [10920]real time:
* [10921]real user:
* [10922]Real World:
* [10923]reality check:
* [10924]reality-distortion field:
* [10925]reaper:
* [10926]recompile the world:
* [10927]rectangle slinger:
* [10928]recursion:
* [10929]recursive acronym:
* [10930]Red Book:
* [10931]red wire:
* [10932]regexp:
* [10933]register dancing:
* [10934]rehi:
* [10935]reincarnation cycle of:
* [10936]reinvent the wheel:
* [10937]relay rape:
* [10938]religion of CHI:
* [10939]religious issues:
* [10940]replicator:
* [10941]reply:
* [10942]restriction:
* [10943]retcon:
* [10944]RETI:
* [10945]retrocomputing:
* [10946]return from the dead:
* [10947]RFC:
* [10948]RFE:
* [10949]rib site:
* [10950]rice box:
* [10951]Right Thing:
* [10952]rip:
* [10953]ripoff:
* [10954]RL:
* [10955]roach:
* [10956]robocanceller:
* [10957]robot:
* [10958]robust:
* [10959]rococo:
* [10960]rogue:
* [10961]room-temperature IQ:
* [10962]root:
* [10963]root mode:
* [10964]rot13:
* [10965]rotary debugger:
* [10966]round tape:
* [10967]RSN:
* [10968]RTBM:
* [10969]RTFAQ:
* [10970]RTFB:
* [10971]RTFM:
* [10972]RTFS:
* [10973]RTI:
* [10974]RTM:
* [10975]RTS:
* [10976]rude:
* [10977]runes:
* [10978]runic:
* [10979]rusty iron:
* [10980]rusty memory:
* [10981]rusty wire:
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Node:rabbit job, Next:[10982]rain dance, Previous:[10983]QWERTY,
Up:[10984]= R =
rabbit job n.
[Cambridge] A batch job that does little, if any, real work, but
creates one or more copies of itself, breeding like rabbits. Compare
[10985]wabbit, [10986]fork bomb.
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Node:rain dance, Next:[10987]rainbow series, Previous:[10988]rabbit
job, Up:[10989]= R =
rain dance n.
1. Any ceremonial action taken to correct a hardware problem, with the
expectation that nothing will be accomplished. This especially applies
to reseating printed circuit boards, reconnecting cables, etc. "I
can't boot up the machine. We'll have to wait for Greg to do his rain
dance." 2. Any arcane sequence of actions performed with computers or
software in order to achieve some goal; the term is usually restricted
to rituals that include both an [10990]incantation or two and physical
activity or motion. Compare [10991]magic, [10992]voodoo programming,
[10993]black art, [10994]cargo cult programming, [10995]wave a dead
chicken; see also [10996]casting the runes.
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Node:rainbow series, Next:[10997]random, Previous:[10998]rain dance,
Up:[10999]= R =
rainbow series n.
Any of several series of technical manuals distinguished by cover
color. The original rainbow series was the NCSC security manuals (see
[11000]Orange Book, [11001]crayola books); the term has also been
commonly applied to the PostScript reference set (see [11002]Red Book,
[11003]Green Book, [11004]Blue Book, [11005]White Book). Which books
are meant by "`the' rainbow series" unqualified is thus dependent on
one's local technical culture.
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Node:random, Next:[11006]Random Number God, Previous:[11007]rainbow
series, Up:[11008]= R =
random adj.
1. Unpredictable (closest to mathematical definition); weird. "The
system's been behaving pretty randomly." 2. Assorted; undistinguished.
"Who was at the conference?" "Just a bunch of random business types."
3. (pejorative) Frivolous; unproductive; undirected. "He's just a
random loser." 4. Incoherent or inelegant; poorly chosen; not well
organized. "The program has a random set of misfeatures." "That's a
random name for that function." "Well, all the names were chosen
pretty randomly." 5. In no particular order, though deterministic.
"The I/O channels are in a pool, and when a file is opened one is
chosen randomly." 6. Arbitrary. "It generates a random name for the
scratch file." 7. Gratuitously wrong, i.e., poorly done and for no
good apparent reason. For example, a program that handles file name
defaulting in a particularly useless way, or an assembler routine that
could easily have been coded using only three registers, but
redundantly uses seven for values with non-overlapping lifetimes, so
that no one else can invoke it without first saving four extra
registers. What [11009]randomness! 8. n. A random hacker; used
particularly of high-school students who soak up computer time and
generally get in the way. 9. n. Anyone who is not a hacker (or,
sometimes, anyone not known to the hacker speaking); the noun form of
sense 2. "I went to the talk, but the audience was full of randoms
asking bogus questions". 10. n. (occasional MIT usage) One who lives
at Random Hall. See also [11010]J. Random, [11011]some random X. 11.
[UK] Conversationally, a non sequitur or something similarly
out-of-the-blue. As in: "Stop being so random!" This sense equates to
`hatstand', taken from the Viz comic character "Roger Irrelevant -
He's completely Hatstand."
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Node:Random Number God, Next:[11012]random numbers,
Previous:[11013]random, Up:[11014]= R =
Random Number God
[rec.games.roguelike.angband; often abbreviated `RNG'] The malign
force which lurks behind the random number generator in [11015]Angband
(and by extension elsewhere). A dark god that demands sacrifices and
toys with its victims. "I just found a really great item; I suppose
the RNG is about to punish me..." Apparently, Angband's random number
generator occasionally gets locked in a repetition, so you get
something with a 3% chance happening 8 times in a row. Improbable, but
far too common to be pure chance. Compare [11016]Shub-Internet.
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Node:random numbers, Next:[11017]randomness, Previous:[11018]Random
Number God, Up:[11019]= R =
random numbers n.
When one wishes to specify a large but random number of things, and
the context is inappropriate for [11020]N, certain numbers are
preferred by hacker tradition (that is, easily recognized as
placeholders). These include the following:
17
Long described at MIT as `the least random number'; see 23.
23
Sacred number of Eris, Goddess of Discord (along with 17 and
5).
42
The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and
Everything. (Note that this answer is completely fortuitous.
:-))
69
From the sexual act. This one was favored in MIT's ITS culture.
105
69 hex = 105 decimal, and 69 decimal = 105 octal.
666
The Number of the Beast.
For further enlightenment, study the "Principia Discordia",
"[11021]The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "The Joy of Sex", and
the Christian Bible (Revelation 13:18). See also [11022]Discordianism
or consult your pineal gland. See also [11023]for values of.
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Node:randomness, Next:[11024]rape, Previous:[11025]random numbers,
Up:[11026]= R =
randomness n.
1. An inexplicable misfeature; gratuitous inelegance. 2. A [11027]hack
or [11028]crock that depends on a complex combination of coincidences
(or, possibly, the combination upon which the crock depends for its
accidental failure to malfunction). "This hack can output characters
40-57 by putting the character in the four-bit accumulator field of an
XCT and then extracting six bits -- the low 2 bits of the XCT opcode
are the right thing." "What randomness!" 3. Of people, synonymous with
`flakiness'. The connotation is that the person so described is
behaving weirdly, incompetently, or inappropriately for reasons which
are (a) too tiresome to bother inquiring into, (b) are probably as
inscrutable as quantum phenomena anyway, and (c) are likely to pass
with time. "Maybe he has a real complaint, or maybe it's just
randomness. See if he calls back."
Despite the negative connotations jargon uses of this term have, it is
worth noting that randomness can actually be a valuable resource, very
useful for applications in cryptography and elsewhere. Computers are
so thoroughly deterministic that they have a hard time generating
high-quality randomess, so hackers have sometimes felt the need to
built special-purpose contraptions for this purpose alone. One
well-known website offers random bits [11029]generated by radioactive
decay. Another derives random bits from [11030]images of Lava Lite
lamps. (Hackers invariably find the latter hilarious. If you have to
ask why, you'll never get it.)
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Node:rape, Next:[11031]rare mode, Previous:[11032]randomness,
Up:[11033]= R =
rape vt.
1. To [11034]screw someone or something, violently; in particular, to
destroy a program or information irrecoverably. Often used in
describing file-system damage. "So-and-so was running a program that
did absolute disk I/O and ended up raping the master directory." 2. To
strip a piece of hardware for parts. 3. [CMU/Pitt] To mass-copy files
from an anonymous ftp site. "Last night I raped Simtel's dskutl
directory."
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Node:rare mode, Next:[11035]raster blaster, Previous:[11036]rape,
Up:[11037]= R =
rare mode adj.
[Unix] CBREAK mode (character-by-character with interrupts enabled).
Distinguished from [11038]raw mode and [11039]cooked mode; the phrase
"a sort of half-cooked (rare?) mode" is used in the V7/BSD manuals to
describe the mode. Usage: rare.
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Node:raster blaster, Next:[11040]raster burn, Previous:[11041]rare
mode, Up:[11042]= R =
raster blaster n.
[Cambridge] Specialized hardware for [11043]bitblt operations (a
[11044]blitter). Allegedly inspired by `Rasta Blasta', British slang
for the sort of portable stereo Americans call a `boom box' or `ghetto
blaster'.
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Node:raster burn, Next:[11045]rasterbation, Previous:[11046]raster
blaster, Up:[11047]= R =
raster burn n.
Eyestrain brought on by too many hours of looking at low-res, poorly
tuned, or glare-ridden monitors, esp. graphics monitors. See
[11048]terminal illness.
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Node:rasterbation, Next:[11049]rat belt, Previous:[11050]raster burn,
Up:[11051]= R =
rasterbation n.
[portmanteau: raster + masturbation] The gratuituous use of comuputer
generated images and effects in movies and graphic art which would
have been better without them. Especially employed as a term of abuse
by Photoshop/GIMP users and graphic artists.
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Node:rat belt, Next:[11052]rat dance, Previous:[11053]rasterbation,
Up:[11054]= R =
rat belt n.
A cable tie, esp. the sawtoothed, self-locking plastic kind that you
can remove only by cutting (as opposed to a random twist of wire or a
twist tie or one of those humongous metal clip frobs). Small cable
ties are `mouse belts'.
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Node:rat dance, Next:[11055]ratio site, Previous:[11056]rat belt,
Up:[11057]= R =
rat dance n.
[From the [11058]Dilbert comic strip of November 14, 1995] A
[11059]hacking run that produces results which, while superficially
coherent, have little or nothing to do with its original objectives.
There are strong connotations that the coding process and the
objectives themselves were pretty [11060]random. (In the original
comic strip, the Ratbert is invited to dance on Dilbert's keyboard in
order to produce bugs for him to fix, and authors a Web browser
instead.) Compare [11061]Infinite-Monkey Theorem.
This term seems to have become widely recognized quite rapidly after
the original strip, a fact which testifies to Dilbert's huge
popularity among hackers. All too many find the perverse incentives
and Kafkaesque atmosphere of Dilbert's mythical workplace reflective
of their own experiences.
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Node:ratio site, Next:[11062]rave, Previous:[11063]rat dance,
Up:[11064]= R =
ratio site
[warez d00dz] A FTP site storing pirated files where one must first
upload something before being able to download. There is a ratio,
based on bytes or files count, between the uploads and download. For
instance, on a 2:1 site, to download a 4 Mb file, one must first
upload at least 2 Mb of files. The hotter the contents of the server
are, the smaller the ratio is. More often than not, the server refuses
uploads because its disk is full, making it useless for downloading -
or the connection magically breaks after one has uploaded a large
amount of files, just before the downloading phase begins. See also
[11065]banner site, [11066]leech mode.
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Node:rave, Next:[11067]rave on!, Previous:[11068]ratio site,
Up:[11069]= R =
rave vi.
[WPI] 1. To persist in discussing a specific subject. 2. To speak
authoritatively on a subject about which one knows very little. 3. To
complain to a person who is not in a position to correct the
difficulty. 4. To purposely annoy another person verbally. 5. To
evangelize. See [11070]flame. 6. Also used to describe a less negative
form of blather, such as friendly bullshitting. `Rave' differs
slightly from [11071]flame in that `rave' implies that it is the
persistence or obliviousness of the person speaking that is annoying,
while [11072]flame implies somewhat more strongly that the tone or
content is offensive as well.
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Node:rave on!, Next:[11073]ravs, Previous:[11074]rave, Up:[11075]= R =
rave on! imp.
Sarcastic invitation to continue a [11076]rave, often by someone who
wishes the raver would get a clue but realizes this is unlikely.
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Node:ravs, Next:[11077]raw mode, Previous:[11078]rave on!, Up:[11079]=
R =
ravs /ravz/, also `Chinese ravs' n.
[primarily MIT/Boston usage] Jiao-zi (steamed or boiled) or Guo-tie
(pan-fried). A Chinese appetizer, known variously in the plural as
dumplings, pot stickers (the literal translation of guo-tie), and
(around Boston) `Peking Ravioli'. The term `rav' is short for
`ravioli', and among hackers always means the Chinese kind rather than
the Italian kind. Both consist of a filling in a pasta shell, but the
Chinese kind includes no cheese, uses a thinner pasta, has a
pork-vegetable filling (good ones include Chinese chives), and is
cooked differently, either by steaming or frying. A rav or dumpling
can be cooked any way, but a potsticker is always the pan-fried kind
(so called because it sticks to the frying pot and has to be scraped
off). "Let's get hot-and-sour soup and three orders of ravs." See also
[11080]oriental food.
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Node:raw mode, Next:[11081]RBL, Previous:[11082]ravs, Up:[11083]= R =
raw mode n.
A mode that allows a program to transfer bits directly to or from an
I/O device (or, under [11084]bogus operating systems that make a
distinction, a disk file) without any processing, abstraction, or
interpretation by the operating system. Compare [11085]rare mode,
[11086]cooked mode. This is techspeak under Unix, jargon elsewhere.
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Node:RBL, Next:[11087]rc file, Previous:[11088]raw mode, Up:[11089]= R
=
RBL /R-B-L/
Abbreviation: "Realtime Blackhole List". A service that allows people
to blacklist sites for emitting [11090]spam, and makes the blacklist
available in real time to electronic-mail transport programs that know
how to use RBL so they can filter out mail from those sites. Drastic
(and controversial) but effective. There is an [11091]RBL home page.
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Node:rc file, Next:[11092]RE, Previous:[11093]RBL, Up:[11094]= R =
rc file /R-C fi:l/ n.
[Unix: from `runcom files' on the [11095]CTSS system 1962-63, via the
startup script /etc/rc] Script file containing startup instructions
for an application program (or an entire operating system), usually a
text file containing commands of the sort that might have been invoked
manually once the system was running but are to be executed
automatically each time the system starts up. See also [11096]dot
file, [11097]profile (sense 1).
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Node:RE, Next:[11098]read-only user, Previous:[11099]rc file,
Up:[11100]= R =
RE /R-E/ n.
Common spoken and written shorthand for [11101]regexp.
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Node:read-only user, Next:[11102]README file, Previous:[11103]RE,
Up:[11104]= R =
read-only user n.
Describes a [11105]luser who uses computers almost exclusively for
reading Usenet, bulletin boards, and/or email, rather than writing
code or purveying useful information. See [11106]twink,
[11107]terminal junkie, [11108]lurker.
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Node:README file, Next:[11109]real, Previous:[11110]read-only user,
Up:[11111]= R =
README file n.
Hacker's-eye introduction traditionally included in the top-level
directory of a Unix source distribution, containing a pointer to more
detailed documentation, credits, miscellaneous revision history,
notes, etc. (The file may be named README, or READ.ME, or rarely
ReadMe or readme.txt or some other variant.) In the Mac and PC worlds,
software is not usually distributed in source form, and the README is
more likely to contain user-oriented material like last-minute
documentation changes, error workarounds, and restrictions. When
asked, hackers invariably relate the README convention to the famous
scene in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" in which
Alice confronts magic munchies labeled "Eat Me" and "Drink Me".
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Node:real, Next:[11112]real estate, Previous:[11113]README file,
Up:[11114]= R =
real adj.
Not simulated. Often used as a specific antonym to [11115]virtual in
any of its jargon senses.
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Node:real estate, Next:[11116]real hack, Previous:[11117]real,
Up:[11118]= R =
real estate n.
May be used for any critical resource measured in units of area. Most
frequently used of `chip real estate', the area available for logic on
the surface of an integrated circuit (see also [11119]nanoacre). May
also be used of floor space in a [11120]dinosaur pen, or even space on
a crowded desktop (whether physical or electronic).
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Node:real hack, Next:[11121]real operating system,
Previous:[11122]real estate, Up:[11123]= R =
real hack n.
A [11124]crock. This is sometimes used affectionately; see
[11125]hack.
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Node:real operating system, Next:[11126]Real Programmer,
Previous:[11127]real hack, Up:[11128]= R =
real operating system n.
The sort the speaker is used to. People from the BSDophilic academic
community are likely to issue comments like "System V? Why don't you
use a real operating system?", people from the commercial/industrial
Unix sector are known to complain "BSD? Why don't you use a real
operating system?", and people from IBM object "Unix? Why don't you
use a real operating system?" Only [11129]MS-DOS is universally
considered unreal. See [11130]holy wars, [11131]religious issues,
[11132]proprietary, [11133]Get a real computer!
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Node:Real Programmer, Next:[11134]Real Soon Now, Previous:[11135]real
operating system, Up:[11136]= R =
Real Programmer n.
[indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular
sub-variety of hacker: one possessed of a flippant attitude toward
complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience. The
archetypal `Real Programmer' likes to program on the [11137]bare metal
and is very good at same, remembers the binary opcodes for every
machine he has ever programmed, thinks that HLLs are sissy, and uses a
debugger to edit his code because full-screen editors are for wimps.
Real Programmers aren't satisfied with code that hasn't been
[11138]bummed into a state of [11139]tenseness just short of rupture.
Real Programmers never use comments or write documentation: "If it was
hard to write", says the Real Programmer, "it should be hard to
understand." Real Programmers can make machines do things that were
never in their spec sheets; in fact, they are seldom really happy
unless doing so. A Real Programmer's code can awe with its fiendish
brilliance, even as its crockishness appalls. Real Programmers live on
junk food and coffee, hang line-printer art on their walls, and
terrify the crap out of other programmers -- because someday, somebody
else might have to try to understand their code in order to change it.
Their successors generally consider it a [11140]Good Thing that there
aren't many Real Programmers around any more. For a famous (and
somewhat more positive) portrait of a Real Programmer, see "[11141]The
Story of Mel" in Appendix A. The term itself was popularized by a 1983
Datamation article "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" by Ed Post,
still circulating on Usenet and Internet in on-line form. You can
browse "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" from the Datamation home
page [11142]http://www.datamation.com.
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Node:Real Soon Now, Next:[11143]real time, Previous:[11144]Real
Programmer, Up:[11145]= R =
Real Soon Now adv.
[orig. from SF's fanzine community, popularized by Jerry Pournelle's
column in "BYTE"] 1. Supposed to be available (or fixed, or cheap, or
whatever) real soon now according to somebody, but the speaker is
quite skeptical. 2. When one's gods, fates, or other time commitments
permit one to get to it (in other words, don't hold your breath).
Often abbreviated RSN. Compare [11146]copious free time.
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Node:real time, Next:[11147]real user, Previous:[11148]Real Soon Now,
Up:[11149]= R =
real time
1. [techspeak] adj. Describes an application which requires a program
to respond to stimuli within some small upper limit of response time
(typically milli- or microseconds). Process control at a chemical
plant is the [11150]canonical example. Such applications often require
special operating systems (because everything else must take a back
seat to response time) and speed-tuned hardware. 2. adv. In jargon,
refers to doing something while people are watching or waiting. "I
asked her how to find the calling procedure's program counter on the
stack and she came up with an algorithm in real time."
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Node:real user, Next:[11151]Real World, Previous:[11152]real time,
Up:[11153]= R =
real user n.
1. A commercial user. One who is paying real money for his computer
usage. 2. A non-hacker. Someone using the system for an explicit
purpose (a research project, a course, etc.) other than pure
exploration. See [11154]user. Hackers who are also students may also
be real users. "I need this fixed so I can do a problem set. I'm not
complaining out of randomness, but as a real user." See also
[11155]luser.
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Node:Real World, Next:[11156]reality check, Previous:[11157]real user,
Up:[11158]= R =
Real World n.
1. Those institutions at which `programming' may be used in the same
sentence as `FORTRAN', `[11159]COBOL', `RPG', `[11160]IBM', `DBASE',
etc. Places where programs do such commercially necessary but
intellectually uninspiring things as generating payroll checks and
invoices. 2. The location of non-programmers and activities not
related to programming. 3. A bizarre dimension in which the standard
dress is shirt and tie and in which a person's working hours are
defined as 9 to 5 (see [11161]code grinder). 4. Anywhere outside a
university. "Poor fellow, he's left MIT and gone into the Real World."
Used pejoratively by those not in residence there. In conversation,
talking of someone who has entered the Real World is not unlike
speaking of a deceased person. It is also noteworthy that on the
campus of Cambridge University in England, there is a gaily-painted
lamp-post which bears the label `REALITY CHECKPOINT'. It marks the
boundary between university and the Real World; check your notions of
reality before passing. This joke is funnier because the Cambridge
`campus' is actually coextensive with the center of Cambridge town.
See also [11162]fear and loathing, [11163]mundane, and
[11164]uninteresting.
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Node:reality check, Next:[11165]reality-distortion field,
Previous:[11166]Real World, Up:[11167]= R =
reality check n.
1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware; doing the
equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4. The
software equivalent of a [11168]smoke test. 2. The act of letting a
[11169]real user try out prototype software. Compare [11170]sanity
check.
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Node:reality-distortion field, Next:[11171]reaper,
Previous:[11172]reality check, Up:[11173]= R =
reality-distortion field n.
An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like
Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his
peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately
committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the
practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the
marketpace.
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Node:reaper, Next:[11174]recompile the world,
Previous:[11175]reality-distortion field, Up:[11176]= R =
reaper n.
A [11177]prowler that [11178]GFRs files. A file removed in this way is
said to have been `reaped'.
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Node:recompile the world, Next:[11179]rectangle slinger,
Previous:[11180]reaper, Up:[11181]= R =
recompile the world
The surprisingly large amount of work that needs to be done as the
result of any small but globally visible program change. "The world"
may mean the entirety of some huge program, or may in theory refer to
every program of a certain class in the entire known universe. For
instance, "Add one #define to stdio.h, and you have to recompile the
world." This means that any minor change to the standard-I/O header
file theoretically mandates recompiling every C program in existence,
even if only to verify that the change didn't screw something else up.
In practice, you may not actually have to recompile the world, but the
implication is that some human cleverness is required to figure out
what parts can be safely left out.
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Node:rectangle slinger, Next:[11182]recursion,
Previous:[11183]recompile the world, Up:[11184]= R =
rectangle slinger n.
See [11185]polygon pusher.
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Node:recursion, Next:[11186]recursive acronym,
Previous:[11187]rectangle slinger, Up:[11188]= R =
recursion n.
See [11189]recursion. See also [11190]tail recursion.
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Node:recursive acronym, Next:[11191]Red Book,
Previous:[11192]recursion, Up:[11193]= R =
recursive acronym n.
A hackish (and especially MIT) tradition is to choose
acronyms/abbreviations that refer humorously to themselves or to other
acronyms/abbreviations. The classic examples were two MIT editors
called EINE ("EINE Is Not EMACS") and ZWEI ("ZWEI Was EINE
Initially"). More recently, there is a Scheme compiler called LIAR
(Liar Imitates Apply Recursively), and [11194]GNU (q.v., sense 1)
stands for "GNU's Not Unix!" -- and a company with the name Cygnus,
which expands to "Cygnus, Your GNU Support" (though Cygnus people say
this is a [11195]backronym). See also [11196]mung, [11197]EMACS.
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Node:Red Book, Next:[11198]red wire, Previous:[11199]recursive
acronym, Up:[11200]= R =
Red Book n.
1. Informal name for one of the four standard references on
[11201]PostScript ("PostScript Language Reference Manual", Adobe
Systems (Addison-Wesley, 1985; QA76.73.P67P67; ISBN 0-201-10174-2, or
the 1990 second edition ISBN 0-201-18127-4); the others are known as
the [11202]Green Book, the [11203]Blue Book, and the [11204]White Book
(sense 2). 2. Informal name for one of the 3 standard references on
Smalltalk ("Smalltalk-80: The Interactive Programming Environment" by
Adele Goldberg (Addison-Wesley, 1984; QA76.8.S635G638; ISBN
0-201-11372-4); this too is associated with blue and green books). 3.
Any of the 1984 standards issued by the CCITT eighth plenary assembly.
These include, among other things, the X.400 email spec and the Group
1 through 4 fax standards. 4. The new version of the [11205]Green Book
(sense 4) -- IEEE 1003.1-1990, a.k.a ISO 9945-1 -- is (because of the
color and the fact that it is printed on A4 paper) known in the USA as
"the Ugly Red Book That Won't Fit On The Shelf" and in Europe as "the
Ugly Red Book That's A Sensible Size". 5. The NSA "Trusted Network
Interpretation" companion to the [11206]Orange Book. 6. Nemeth,
Snyder, Seebass, Hein; "Unix System Administration Handbook, Second
Edition" (Prentice Hall PTR, New Jersey; 1995; QA76.76.063N45; ISBN
0-13-151051-7). See also [11207]book titles.
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Node:red wire, Next:[11208]regexp, Previous:[11209]Red Book,
Up:[11210]= R =
red wire n.
[IBM] Patch wires installed by programmers who have no business
mucking with the hardware. It is said that the only thing more
dangerous than a hardware guy with a code patch is a [11211]softy with
a soldering iron.... Compare [11212]blue wire, [11213]yellow wire,
[11214]purple wire.
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Node:regexp, Next:[11215]register dancing, Previous:[11216]red wire,
Up:[11217]= R =
regexp /reg'eksp/ n.
[Unix] (alt. `regex' or `reg-ex') 1. Common written and spoken
abbreviation for `regular expression', one of the wildcard patterns
used, e.g., by Unix utilities such as grep(1), sed(1), and awk(1).
These use conventions similar to but more elaborate than those
described under [11218]glob. For purposes of this lexicon, it is
sufficient to note that regexps also allow complemented character sets
using ^; thus, one can specify `any non-alphabetic character' with
[^A-Za-z]. 2. Name of a well-known PD regexp-handling package in
portable C, written by revered Usenetter Henry Spencer
[11219].
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Node:register dancing, Next:[11220]rehi, Previous:[11221]regexp,
Up:[11222]= R =
register dancing n.
Many older processor architectures suffer from a serious shortage of
general-purpose registers. This is especially a problem for
compiler-writers, because their generated code needs places to store
temporaries for things like intermediate values in expression
evaluation. Some designs with this problem, like the Intel 80x86, do
have a handful of special-purpose registers that can be pressed into
service, providing suitable care is taken to avoid unpleasant side
effects on the state of the processor: while the special-purpose
register is being used to hold an intermediate value, a delicate
minuet is required in which the previous value of the register is
saved and then restored just before the official function (and value)
of the special-purpose register is again needed.
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Node:rehi, Next:[11223]reincarnation cycle of,
Previous:[11224]register dancing, Up:[11225]= R =
rehi
[IRC, MUD] "Hello again." Very commonly used to greet people upon
returning to an IRC channel after [11226]channel hopping.
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Node:reincarnation cycle of, Next:[11227]reinvent the wheel,
Previous:[11228]rehi, Up:[11229]= R =
reincarnation, cycle of n.
See [11230]cycle of reincarnation.
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Node:reinvent the wheel, Next:[11231]relay rape,
Previous:[11232]reincarnation cycle of, Up:[11233]= R =
reinvent the wheel v.
To design or implement a tool equivalent to an existing one or part of
one, with the implication that doing so is silly or a waste of time.
This is often a valid criticism. On the other hand, automobiles don't
use wooden rollers, and some kinds of wheel have to be reinvented many
times before you get them right. On the third hand, people reinventing
the wheel do tend to come up with the moral equivalent of a trapezoid
with an offset axle.
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Node:relay rape, Next:[11234]religion of CHI, Previous:[11235]reinvent
the wheel, Up:[11236]= R =
relay rape n.
The hijacking of a third party's unsecured mail server to deliver
[11237]spam.
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Node:religion of CHI, Next:[11238]religious issues,
Previous:[11239]relay rape, Up:[11240]= R =
religion of CHI /ki:/ n.
[Case Western Reserve University] Yet another hackish parody religion
(see also [11241]Church of the SubGenius, [11242]Discordianism). In
the mid-70s, the canonical "Introduction to Programming" courses at
CWRU were taught in Algol, and student exercises were punched on cards
and run on a Univac 1108 system using a homebrew operating system
named CHI. The religion had no doctrines and but one ritual: whenever
the worshipper noted that a digital clock read 11:08, he or she would
recite the phrase "It is 11:08; ABS, ALPHABETIC, ARCSIN, ARCCOS,
ARCTAN." The last five words were the first five functions in the
appropriate chapter of the Algol manual; note the special
pronunciations /obz/ and /ark'sin/ rather than the more common /ahbz/
and /ark'si:n/. Using an alarm clock to warn of 11:08's arrival was
[11243]considered harmful.
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Node:religious issues, Next:[11244]replicator,
Previous:[11245]religion of CHI, Up:[11246]= R =
religious issues n.
Questions which seemingly cannot be raised without touching off
[11247]holy wars, such as "What is the best operating system (or
editor, language, architecture, shell, mail reader, news reader)?",
"What about that Heinlein guy, eh?", "What should we add to the new
Jargon File?" See [11248]holy wars; see also [11249]theology,
[11250]bigot.
This term is a prime example of [11251]ha ha only serious. People
actually develop the most amazing and religiously intense attachments
to their tools, even when the tools are intangible. The most
constructive thing one can do when one stumbles into the crossfire is
mumble [11252]Get a life! and leave -- unless, of course, one's own
unassailably rational and obviously correct choices are being slammed.
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Node:replicator, Next:[11253]reply, Previous:[11254]religious issues,
Up:[11255]= R =
replicator n.
Any construct that acts to produce copies of itself; this could be a
living organism, an idea (see [11256]meme), a program (see
[11257]quine, [11258]worm, [11259]wabbit, [11260]fork bomb, and
[11261]virus), a pattern in a cellular automaton (see [11262]life,
sense 1), or (speculatively) a robot or [11263]nanobot. It is even
claimed by some that [11264]Unix and [11265]C are the symbiotic halves
of an extremely successful replicator; see [11266]Unix conspiracy.
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Node:reply, Next:[11267]restriction, Previous:[11268]replicator,
Up:[11269]= R =
reply n.
See [11270]followup.
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Node:restriction, Next:[11271]retcon, Previous:[11272]reply,
Up:[11273]= R =
restriction n.
A [11274]bug or design error that limits a program's capabilities, and
which is sufficiently egregious that nobody can quite work up enough
nerve to describe it as a [11275]feature. Often used (esp. by
[11276]marketroid types) to make it sound as though some crippling
bogosity had been intended by the designers all along, or was forced
upon them by arcane technical constraints of a nature no mere user
could possibly comprehend (these claims are almost invariably false).
Old-time hacker Joseph M. Newcomer advises that whenever choosing a
quantifiable but arbitrary restriction, you should make it either a
power of 2 or a power of 2 minus 1. If you impose a limit of 107 items
in a list, everyone will know it is a random number -- on the other
hand, a limit of 15 or 16 suggests some deep reason (involving 0- or
1-based indexing in binary) and you will get less [11277]flamage for
it. Limits which are round numbers in base 10 are always especially
suspect.
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Node:retcon, Next:[11278]RETI, Previous:[11279]restriction,
Up:[11280]= R =
retcon /ret'kon/
[short for `retroactive continuity', from the Usenet newsgroup
rec.arts.comics] 1. n. The common situation in pulp fiction (esp.
comics or soap operas) where a new story `reveals' things about events
in previous stories, usually leaving the `facts' the same (thus
preserving continuity) while completely changing their interpretation.
For example, revealing that a whole season of "Dallas" was a dream was
a retcon. 2. vt. To write such a story about a character or fictitious
object. "Byrne has retconned Superman's cape so that it is no longer
unbreakable." "Marvelman's old adventures were retconned into
synthetic dreams." "Swamp Thing was retconned from a transformed
person into a sentient vegetable." "Darth Vader was retconned into
Luke Skywalker's father in "The Empire Strikes Back".
[This term is included because it is a good example of hackish
linguistic innovation in a field completely unrelated to computers.
The word `retcon' will probably spread through comics fandom and lose
its association with hackerdom within a couple of years; for the
record, it started here. --ESR]
[1993 update: some comics fans on the net now claim that retcon was
independently in use in comics fandom before rec.arts.comics. In
lexicography, nothing is ever simple. --ESR]
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Node:RETI, Next:[11281]retrocomputing, Previous:[11282]retcon,
Up:[11283]= R =
RETI v.
Syn. [11284]RTI
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Node:retrocomputing, Next:[11285]return from the dead,
Previous:[11286]RETI, Up:[11287]= R =
retrocomputing /ret'-roh-k*m-pyoo'ting/ n.
Refers to emulations of way-behind-the-state-of-the-art hardware or
software, or implementations of never-was-state-of-the-art; esp. if
such implementations are elaborate practical jokes and/or parodies,
written mostly for [11288]hack value, of more `serious' designs.
Perhaps the most widely distributed retrocomputing utility was the
pnch(6) or bcd(6) program on V7 and other early Unix versions, which
would accept up to 80 characters of text argument and display the
corresponding pattern in [11289]punched card code. Other well-known
retrocomputing hacks have included the programming language
[11290]INTERCAL, a [11291]JCL-emulating shell for Unix, the
card-punch-emulating editor named 029, and various elaborate PDP-11
hardware emulators and RT-11 OS emulators written just to keep an old,
sourceless [11292]Zork binary running.
A tasty selection of retrocomputing programs are made available at the
Retrocomputing Museum, [11293]http://www.ccil.org/retro.
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Node:return from the dead, Next:[11294]RFC,
Previous:[11295]retrocomputing, Up:[11296]= R =
return from the dead v.
To regain access to the net after a long absence. Compare
[11297]person of no account.
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Node:RFC, Next:[11298]RFE, Previous:[11299]return from the dead,
Up:[11300]= R =
RFC /R-F-C/ n.
[Request For Comment] One of a long-established series of numbered
Internet informational documents and standards widely followed by
commercial software and freeware in the Internet and Unix communities.
Perhaps the single most influential one has been RFC-822 (the Internet
mail-format standard). The RFCs are unusual in that they are floated
by technical experts acting on their own initiative and reviewed by
the Internet at large, rather than formally promulgated through an
institution such as ANSI. For this reason, they remain known as RFCs
even once adopted as standards.
The RFC tradition of pragmatic, experience-driven, after-the-fact
standard writing done by individuals or small working groups has
important advantages over the more formal, committee-driven process
typical of ANSI or ISO. Emblematic of some of these advantages is the
existence of a flourishing tradition of `joke' RFCs; usually at least
one a year is published, usually on April 1st. Well-known joke RFCs
have included 527 ("ARPAWOCKY", R. Merryman, UCSD; 22 June 1973), 748
("Telnet Randomly-Lose Option", Mark R. Crispin; 1 April 1978), and
1149 ("A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian
Carriers", D. Waitzman, BBN STC; 1 April 1990). The first was a Lewis
Carroll pastiche; the second a parody of the TCP-IP documentation
style, and the third a deadpan skewering of standards-document
legalese, describing protocols for transmitting Internet data packets
by carrier pigeon.
The RFCs are most remarkable for how well they work -- they manage to
have neither the ambiguities that are usually rife in informal
specifications, nor the committee-perpetrated misfeatures that often
haunt formal standards, and they define a network that has grown to
truly worldwide proportions.
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Node:RFE, Next:[11301]rib site, Previous:[11302]RFC, Up:[11303]= R =
RFE /R-F-E/ n.
1. [techspeak] Request For Enhancement (compare [11304]RFC). 2. [from
`Radio Free Europe', Bellcore and Sun] Radio Free Ethernet, a system
(originated by Peter Langston) for broadcasting audio among Sun
SPARCstations over the ethernet.
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Node:rib site, Next:[11305]rice box, Previous:[11306]RFE, Up:[11307]=
R =
rib site n.
[by analogy with [11308]backbone site] A machine that has an on-demand
high-speed link to a [11309]backbone site and serves as a regional
distribution point for lots of third-party traffic in email and Usenet
news. Compare [11310]leaf site, [11311]backbone site.
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Node:rice box, Next:[11312]Right Thing, Previous:[11313]rib site,
Up:[11314]= R =
rice box n.
[from ham radio slang] Any Asian-made commodity computer, esp. an
80x86-based machine built to IBM PC-compatible ISA or EISA-bus
standards.
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Node:Right Thing, Next:[11315]rip, Previous:[11316]rice box,
Up:[11317]= R =
Right Thing n.
That which is compellingly the correct or appropriate thing to use,
do, say, etc. Often capitalized, always emphasized in speech as though
capitalized. Use of this term often implies that in fact reasonable
people may disagree. "What's the right thing for LISP to do when it
sees (mod a 0)? Should it return a, or give a divide-by-0 error?"
Oppose [11318]Wrong Thing.
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Node:rip, Next:[11319]ripoff, Previous:[11320]Right Thing, Up:[11321]=
R =
rip v.
1. To extract the digital representation of a piece of music from an
audio CD. Software that does this is often called a "CD ripper". 2.
[Amiga hackers] To extract sound or graphics from a program that they
have been compiled/assembled into, or which generates them at
run-time. In the case of older Amiga games this entails searching
through memory shortly after a reboot. This sense has been in use for
many years and probably gave rise to the (now more common) sense 1.
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Node:ripoff, Next:[11322]RL, Previous:[11323]rip, Up:[11324]= R =
ripoff n.
Synonym for [11325]chad, sense 1.
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Node:RL, Next:[11326]roach, Previous:[11327]ripoff, Up:[11328]= R =
RL // n.
[MUD community] Real Life. "Firiss laughs in RL" means that Firiss's
player is laughing. Compare [11329]meatspace; oppose [11330]VR.
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Node:roach, Next:[11331]robocanceller, Previous:[11332]RL, Up:[11333]=
R =
roach vt.
[Bell Labs] To destroy, esp. of a data structure. Hardware gets
[11334]toasted or [11335]fried, software gets roached.
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Node:robocanceller, Next:[11336]robot, Previous:[11337]roach,
Up:[11338]= R =
robocanceller /roh-boh-kan'sel-*r/
A program that monitors Usenet feeds, attempting to detect and
eliminate [11339]spam by sending appropriate cancel messages .
Robocancellers may use the [11340]Breidbart Index as a trigger.
Programming them is not a game for amateurs; see [11341]ARMM. See also
[11342]Dave the Resurrector.
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Node:robot, Next:[11343]robust, Previous:[11344]robocanceller,
Up:[11345]= R =
robot n.
See [11346]bot.
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Node:robust, Next:[11347]rococo, Previous:[11348]robot, Up:[11349]= R
=
robust adj.
Said of a system that has demonstrated an ability to recover
gracefully from the whole range of exceptional inputs and situations
in a given environment. One step below [11350]bulletproof. Carries the
additional connotation of elegance in addition to just careful
attention to detail. Compare [11351]smart, oppose [11352]brittle.
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Node:rococo, Next:[11353]rogue, Previous:[11354]robust, Up:[11355]= R
=
rococo adj.
Terminally [11356]baroque. Used to imply that a program has become so
encrusted with the software equivalent of gold leaf and curlicues that
they have completely swamped the underlying design. Called after the
later and more extreme forms of Baroque architecture and decoration
prevalent during the mid-1700s in Europe. Alan Perlis said: "Every
program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." Compare
[11357]critical mass.
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Node:rogue, Next:[11358]room-temperature IQ, Previous:[11359]rococo,
Up:[11360]= R =
rogue
1. [Unix] n. A Dungeons-and-Dragons-like game using character
graphics, written under BSD Unix and subsequently ported to other Unix
systems. The original BSD curses(3) screen-handling package was hacked
together by Ken Arnold primarily to support games, and the development
of rogue(6) popularized its use; it has since become one of Unix's
most important and heavily used application libraries. Nethack, Omega,
Larn, Angband, and an entire subgenre of computer dungeon games (all
known as `roguelikes') all took off from the inspiration provided by
rogue(6); the popular Windows game Diablo, though graphics-intensive,
has very similar play logic. See also [11361]nethack. 2. [Usenet] adj.
An [11362]ISP which permits net abuse (usually in the form of
[11363]spamming) by its customers, or which itself engages in such
activities. Rogue ISPs are sometimes subject to [11364]IDPs or
[11365]UDPs. Sometimes deliberately mispelled as "rouge". See also
[11366]nethack, [11367]moria, [11368]Angband.
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Node:room-temperature IQ, Next:[11369]root, Previous:[11370]rogue,
Up:[11371]= R =
room-temperature IQ quant.
[IBM] 80 or below (nominal room temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit,
22 degrees Celsius). Used in describing the expected intelligence
range of the [11372]luser. "Well, but how's this interface going to
play with the room-temperature IQ crowd?" See [11373]drool-proof
paper. This is a much more insulting phrase in countries that use
Celsius thermometers.
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Node:root, Next:[11374]root mode, Previous:[11375]room-temperature IQ,
Up:[11376]= R =
root n.
[Unix] 1. The [11377]superuser account (with user name `root') that
ignores permission bits, user number 0 on a Unix system. The term
[11378]avatar is also used. 2. The top node of the system directory
structure; historically the home directory of the root user, but
probably named after the root of an (inverted) tree. 3. By extension,
the privileged system-maintenance login on any OS. See [11379]root
mode, [11380]go root, see also [11381]wheel.
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Node:root mode, Next:[11382]rot13, Previous:[11383]root, Up:[11384]= R
=
root mode n.
Syn. with [11385]wizard mode or `wheel mode'. Like these, it is often
generalized to describe privileged states in systems other than OSes.
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Node:rot13, Next:[11386]rotary debugger, Previous:[11387]root mode,
Up:[11388]= R =
rot13 /rot ther'teen/ n.,v.
[Usenet: from `rotate alphabet 13 places'] The simple Caesar-cypher
encryption that replaces each English letter with the one 13 places
forward or back along the alphabet, so that "The butler did it!"
becomes "Gur ohgyre qvq vg!" Most Usenet news reading and posting
programs include a rot13 feature. It is used to enclose the text in a
sealed wrapper that the reader must choose to open -- e.g., for
posting things that might offend some readers, or [11389]spoilers. A
major advantage of rot13 over rot(N) for other N is that it is
self-inverse, so the same code can be used for encoding and decoding.
See also [11390]spoiler space, which has partly displaced rot13 since
non-Unix-based newsreaders became common.
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Node:rotary debugger, Next:[11391]round tape, Previous:[11392]rot13,
Up:[11393]= R =
rotary debugger n.
[Commodore] Essential equipment for those late-night or early-morning
debugging sessions. Mainly used as sustenance for the hacker. Comes in
many decorator colors, such as Sausage, Pepperoni, and Garbage. See
[11394]ANSI standard pizza.
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Node:round tape, Next:[11395]RSN, Previous:[11396]rotary debugger,
Up:[11397]= R =
round tape n.
Industry-standard 1/2-inch magnetic tape (7- or 9-track) on
traditional circular reels. See [11398]macrotape, oppose [11399]square
tape.
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Node:RSN, Next:[11400]RTBM, Previous:[11401]round tape, Up:[11402]= R
=
RSN /R-S-N/ adj.
See [11403]Real Soon Now.
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Node:RTBM, Next:[11404]RTFAQ, Previous:[11405]RSN, Up:[11406]= R =
RTBM /R-T-B-M/ imp.
[Unix] Commonwealth Hackish variant of [11407]RTFM; expands to `Read
The Bloody Manual'. RTBM is often the entire text of the first reply
to a question from a [11408]newbie; the second would escalate to
"RTFM".
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Node:RTFAQ, Next:[11409]RTFB, Previous:[11410]RTBM, Up:[11411]= R =
RTFAQ /R-T-F-A-Q/ imp.
[Usenet: primarily written, by analogy with [11412]RTFM] Abbrev. for
`Read the FAQ!', an exhortation that the person addressed ought to
read the newsgroup's [11413]FAQ list before posting questions.
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Node:RTFB, Next:[11414]RTFM, Previous:[11415]RTFAQ, Up:[11416]= R =
RTFB /R-T-F-B/ imp.
[Unix] Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Binary'. Used when neither
documentation nor source for the problem at hand exists, and the only
thing to do is use some debugger or monitor and directly analyze the
assembler or even the machine code. "No source for the buggy port
driver? Aaargh! I hate proprietary operating systems. Time to RTFB."
Of the various RTF? forms, `RTFB' is the least pejorative against
anyone asking a question for which RTFB is the answer; the anger here
is directed at the absence of both source and adequate documentation.
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Node:RTFM, Next:[11417]RTFS, Previous:[11418]RTFB, Up:[11419]= R =
RTFM /R-T-F-M/ imp.
[Unix] Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Manual'. 1. Used by
[11420]gurus to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying.
Compare [11421]Don't do that then!. 2. Used when reporting a problem
to indicate that you aren't just asking out of [11422]randomness. "No,
I can't figure out how to interface Unix to my toaster, and yes, I
have RTFM." Unlike sense 1, this use is considered polite. See also
[11423]FM, [11424]RTFAQ, [11425]RTFB, [11426]RTFS, [11427]STFW,
[11428]RTM, all of which mutated from RTFM, and compare [11429]UTSL.
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Node:RTFS, Next:[11430]RTI, Previous:[11431]RTFM, Up:[11432]= R =
RTFS /R-T-F-S/
[Unix] 1. imp. Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Source'. Variant
form of [11433]RTFM, used when the problem at hand is not necessarily
obvious and not answerable from the manuals -- or the manuals are not
yet written and maybe never will be. For even trickier situations, see
[11434]RTFB. Unlike RTFM, the anger inherent in RTFS is not usually
directed at the person asking the question, but rather at the people
who failed to provide adequate documentation. 2. imp. `Read The
Fucking Standard'; this oath can only be used when the problem area
(e.g., a language or operating system interface) has actually been
codified in a ratified standards document. The existence of these
standards documents (and the technically inappropriate but politically
mandated compromises that they inevitably contain, and the
impenetrable [11435]legalese in which they are invariably written, and
the unbelievably tedious bureaucratic process by which they are
produced) can be unnerving to hackers, who are used to a certain
amount of ambiguity in the specifications of the systems they use.
(Hackers feel that such ambiguities are acceptable as long as the
[11436]Right Thing to do is obvious to any thinking observer; sadly,
this casual attitude towards specifications becomes unworkable when a
system becomes popular in the [11437]Real World.) Since a hacker is
likely to feel that a standards document is both unnecessary and
technically deficient, the deprecation inherent in this term may be
directed as much against the standard as against the person who ought
to read it.
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Node:RTI, Next:[11438]RTM, Previous:[11439]RTFS, Up:[11440]= R =
RTI /R-T-I/ interj.
The mnemonic for the `return from interrupt' instruction on many
computers including the 6502 and 6800. The variant `RETI' is found
among former Z80 hackers (almost nobody programs these things in
assembler anymore). Equivalent to "Now, where was I?" or used to end a
conversational digression. See [11441]pop; see also [11442]POPJ.
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Node:RTM, Next:[11443]RTS, Previous:[11444]RTI, Up:[11445]= R =
RTM /R-T-M/
[Usenet: abbreviation for `Read The Manual'] 1. Politer variant of
[11446]RTFM. 2. Robert Tappan Morris, perpetrator of the great
Internet worm of 1988 (see [11447]Great Worm); villain to many, naive
hacker gone wrong to a few. Morris claimed that the worm that brought
the Internet to its knees was a benign experiment that got out of
control as the result of a coding error. After the storm of negative
publicity that followed this blunder, Morris's username on ITS was
hacked from RTM to [11448]RTFM.
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Node:RTS, Next:[11449]rude, Previous:[11450]RTM, Up:[11451]= R =
RTS /R-T-S/ imp.
Abbreviation for `Read The Screen'. Mainly used by hackers in the
microcomputer world. Refers to what one would like to tell the
[11452]suit one is forced to explain an extremely simple application
to. Particularly appropriate when the suit failed to notice the `Press
any key to continue' prompt, and wishes to know `why won't it do
anything'. Also seen as `RTFS' in especially deserving cases.
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Node:rude, Next:[11453]runes, Previous:[11454]RTS, Up:[11455]= R =
rude [WPI] adj.
1. (of a program) Badly written. 2. Functionally poor, e.g., a program
that is very difficult to use because of gratuitously poor (random?)
design decisions. Oppose [11456]cuspy. 3. Anything that manipulates a
shared resource without regard for its other users in such a way as to
cause a (non-fatal) problem. Examples: programs that change tty modes
without resetting them on exit, or windowing programs that keep
forcing themselves to the top of the window stack. Compare
[11457]all-elbows.
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Node:runes, Next:[11458]runic, Previous:[11459]rude, Up:[11460]= R =
runes pl.n.
1. Anything that requires [11461]heavy wizardry or [11462]black art to
[11463]parse: core dumps, JCL commands, APL, or code in a language you
haven't a clue how to read. Not quite as bad as [11464]line noise, but
close. Compare [11465]casting the runes, [11466]Great Runes. 2.
Special display characters (for example, the high-half graphics on an
IBM PC). 3. [borderline techspeak] 16-bit characters from the Unicode
multilingual character set.
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Node:runic, Next:[11467]rusty iron, Previous:[11468]runes, Up:[11469]=
R =
runic adj.
Syn. [11470]obscure. VMS fans sometimes refer to Unix as `Runix'; Unix
fans return the compliment by expanding VMS to `Very Messy Syntax' or
`Vachement Mauvais Système' (French idiom, "Hugely Bad System").
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Node:rusty iron, Next:[11471]rusty memory, Previous:[11472]runic,
Up:[11473]= R =
rusty iron n.
Syn. [11474]tired iron. It has been claimed that this is the
inevitable fate of [11475]water MIPS.
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Node:rusty memory, Next:[11476]rusty wire, Previous:[11477]rusty iron,
Up:[11478]= R =
rusty memory n.
Mass-storage that uses iron-oxide-based magnetic media (esp. tape and
the pre-Winchester removable disk packs used in [11479]washing
machines). Compare [11480]donuts.
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Node:rusty wire, Next:[11481]S/N ratio, Previous:[11482]rusty memory,
Up:[11483]= R =
rusty wire n.
[Amateur Packet Radio] Any very noisy network medium, in which the
packets are subject to frequent corruption. Most prevalent in
reference to wireless links subject to all the vagaries of RF noise
and marginal propagation conditions. "Yes, but how good is your
whizbang new protocol on really rusty wire?".
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Node:= S =, Next:[11484]= T =, Previous:[11485]= R =, Up:[11486]The
Jargon Lexicon
= S =
* [11487]S/N ratio:
* [11488]sacred:
* [11489]saga:
* [11490]sagan:
* [11491]SAIL:
* [11492]salescritter:
* [11493]salt:
* [11494]salt mines:
* [11495]salt substrate:
* [11496]same-day service:
* [11497]samizdat:
* [11498]samurai:
* [11499]sandbender:
* [11500]sandbox:
* [11501]sanity check:
* [11502]Saturday-night special:
* [11503]say:
* [11504]scag:
* [11505]scanno:
* [11506]scary devil monastery:
* [11507]schroedinbug:
* [11508]science-fiction fandom:
* [11509]scram switch:
* [11510]scratch:
* [11511]scratch monkey:
* [11512]scream and die:
* [11513]screaming tty:
* [11514]screen:
* [11515]screen name:
* [11516]screw:
* [11517]screwage:
* [11518]scribble:
* [11519]script kiddies:
* [11520]scrog:
* [11521]scrool:
* [11522]scrozzle:
* [11523]scruffies:
* [11524]SCSI:
* [11525]ScumOS:
* [11526]search-and-destroy mode:
* [11527]second-system effect:
* [11528]secondary damage:
* [11529]security through obscurity:
* [11530]SED:
* [11531]segfault:
* [11532]seggie:
* [11533]segment:
* [11534]segmentation fault:
* [11535]segv:
* [11536]self-reference:
* [11537]selvage:
* [11538]semi:
* [11539]semi-automated:
* [11540]semi-infinite:
* [11541]senior bit:
* [11542]September that never ended:
* [11543]server:
* [11544]SEX:
* [11545]sex changer:
* [11546]shambolic link:
* [11547]shar file:
* [11548]sharchive:
* [11549]Share and enjoy!:
* [11550]shareware:
* [11551]sharing violation:
* [11552]shebang:
* [11553]shelfware:
* [11554]shell:
* [11555]shell out:
* [11556]shift left (or right) logical:
* [11557]shim:
* [11558]shitogram:
* [11559]short card:
* [11560]shotgun debugging:
* [11561]shovelware:
* [11562]showstopper:
* [11563]shriek:
* [11564]Shub-Internet:
* [11565]sidecar:
* [11566]SIG:
* [11567]sig block:
* [11568]sig quote:
* [11569]sig virus:
* [11570]signal-to-noise ratio:
* [11571]silicon:
* [11572]silly walk:
* [11573]silo:
* [11574]Silver Book:
* [11575]since time T equals minus infinity:
* [11576]sitename:
* [11577]skrog:
* [11578]skulker:
* [11579]slab:
* [11580]slack:
* [11581]slap on the side:
* [11582]slash:
* [11583]slashdot effect:
* [11584]sleep:
* [11585]slim:
* [11586]slop:
* [11587]slopsucker:
* [11588]Slowlaris:
* [11589]slurp:
* [11590]smart:
* [11591]smart terminal:
* [11592]smash case:
* [11593]smash the stack:
* [11594]smiley:
* [11595]smoke:
* [11596]smoke and mirrors:
* [11597]smoke test:
* [11598]smoking clover:
* [11599]smoot:
* [11600]SMOP:
* [11601]smurf:
* [11602]SNAFU principle:
* [11603]snail:
* [11604]snail-mail:
* [11605]snap:
* [11606]snarf:
* [11607]snarf & barf:
* [11608]snarf down:
* [11609]snark:
* [11610]sneaker:
* [11611]sneakernet:
* [11612]sniff:
* [11613]snivitz:
* [11614]'Snooze:
* [11615]SO:
* [11616]social engineering:
* [11617]social science number:
* [11618]sock puppet:
* [11619]sodium substrate:
* [11620]soft boot:
* [11621]softcopy:
* [11622]software bloat:
* [11623]software hoarding:
* [11624]software laser:
* [11625]software rot:
* [11626]softwarily:
* [11627]softy:
* [11628]some random X:
* [11629]sorcerer's apprentice mode:
* [11630]SOS:
* [11631]source:
* [11632]source of all good bits:
* [11633]space-cadet keyboard:
* [11634]spaceship operator:
* [11635]SPACEWAR:
* [11636]spaghetti code:
* [11637]spaghetti inheritance:
* [11638]spam:
* [11639]spam bait:
* [11640]spamblock:
* [11641]spamhaus:
* [11642]spamvertize:
* [11643]spangle:
* [11644]spawn:
* [11645]special-case:
* [11646]speedometer:
* [11647]spell:
* [11648]spelling flame:
* [11649]spider:
* [11650]spider food:
* [11651]spiffy:
* [11652]spike:
* [11653]spin:
* [11654]spl:
* [11655]splash screen:
* [11656]splat:
* [11657]splat out:
* [11658]spod:
* [11659]spoiler:
* [11660]spoiler space:
* [11661]sponge:
* [11662]spoof:
* [11663]spool:
* [11664]spool file:
* [11665]spungle:
* [11666]square tape:
* [11667]squirrelcide:
* [11668]stack:
* [11669]stack puke:
* [11670]stale pointer bug:
* [11671]star out:
* [11672]state:
* [11673]stealth manager:
* [11674]steam-powered:
* [11675]STFW:
* [11676]stiffy:
* [11677]stir-fried random:
* [11678]stomp on:
* [11679]Stone Age:
* [11680]stone knives and bearskins:
* [11681]stoppage:
* [11682]store:
* [11683]strided:
* [11684]stroke:
* [11685]strudel:
* [11686]stubroutine:
* [11687]studly:
* [11688]studlycaps:
* [11689]stunning:
* [11690]stupid-sort:
* [11691]Stupids:
* [11692]Sturgeon's Law:
* [11693]sucking mud:
* [11694]sufficiently small:
* [11695]suit:
* [11696]suitable win:
* [11697]suitably small:
* [11698]Sun:
* [11699]sun lounge:
* [11700]sun-stools:
* [11701]sunspots:
* [11702]super source quench:
* [11703]superloser:
* [11704]superprogrammer:
* [11705]superuser:
* [11706]support:
* [11707]surf:
* [11708]Suzie COBOL:
* [11709]swab:
* [11710]swap:
* [11711]swap space:
* [11712]swapped in:
* [11713]swapped out:
* [11714]swizzle:
* [11715]sync:
* [11716]syntactic salt:
* [11717]syntactic sugar:
* [11718]sys-frog:
* [11719]sysadmin:
* [11720]sysape:
* [11721]sysop:
* [11722]system:
* [11723]systems jock:
* [11724]system mangler:
* [11725]SysVile:
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Node:S/N ratio, Next:[11726]sacred, Previous:[11727]rusty wire,
Up:[11728]= S =
S/N ratio // n.
(also `s/n ratio', `s:n ratio'). Syn. [11729]signal-to-noise ratio.
Often abbreviated `SNR'.
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Node:sacred, Next:[11730]saga, Previous:[11731]S/N ratio, Up:[11732]=
S =
sacred adj.
Reserved for the exclusive use of something (an extension of the
standard meaning). Often means that anyone may look at the sacred
object, but clobbering it will screw whatever it is sacred to. The
comment "Register 7 is sacred to the interrupt handler" appearing in a
program would be interpreted by a hacker to mean that if any other
part of the program changes the contents of register 7, dire
consequences are likely to ensue.
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Node:saga, Next:[11733]sagan, Previous:[11734]sacred, Up:[11735]= S =
saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L. Steele:
Jon L. White (login name JONL) and I (GLS) were office mates at MIT
for many years. One April, we both flew from Boston to California
for a week on research business, to consult face-to-face with some
people at Stanford, particularly our mutual friend Richard P.
Gabriel (RPG; see [11736]gabriel).
RPG picked us up at the San Francisco airport and drove us back to
Palo Alto (going [11737]logical south on route 101, parallel to
[11738]El Camino Bignum). Palo Alto is adjacent to Stanford
University and about 40 miles south of San Francisco. We ate at The
Good Earth, a `health food' restaurant, very popular, the sort
whose milkshakes all contain honey and protein powder. JONL ordered
such a shake -- the waitress claimed the flavor of the day was
"lalaberry". I still have no idea what that might be, but it became
a running joke. It was the color of raspberry, and JONL said it
tasted rather bitter. I ate a better tostada there than I have ever
had in a Mexican restaurant.
After this we went to the local Uncle Gaylord's Old Fashioned Ice
Cream Parlor. They make ice cream fresh daily, in a variety of
intriguing flavors. It's a chain, and they have a slogan: "If you
don't live near an Uncle Gaylord's -- MOVE!" Also, Uncle Gaylord (a
real person) wages a constant battle to force big-name ice cream
makers to print their ingredients on the package (like air and
plastic and other non-natural garbage). JONL and I had first
discovered Uncle Gaylord's the previous August, when we had flown
to a computer-science conference in Berkeley, California, the first
time either of us had been on the West Coast. When not in the
conference sessions, we had spent our time wandering the length of
Telegraph Avenue, which (like Harvard Square in Cambridge) was
lined with picturesque street vendors and interesting little shops.
On that street we discovered Uncle Gaylord's Berkeley store. The
ice cream there was very good. During that August visit JONL went
absolutely bananas (so to speak) over one particular flavor, ginger
honey.
Therefore, after eating at The Good Earth -- indeed, after every
lunch and dinner and before bed during our April visit -- a trip to
Uncle Gaylord's (the one in Palo Alto) was mandatory. We had
arrived on a Wednesday, and by Thursday evening we had been there
at least four times. Each time, JONL would get ginger honey ice
cream, and proclaim to all bystanders that "Ginger was the spice
that drove the Europeans mad! That's why they sought a route to the
East! They used it to preserve their otherwise off-taste meat."
After the third or fourth repetition RPG and I were getting a
little tired of this spiel, and began to paraphrase him: "Wow!
Ginger! The spice that makes rotten meat taste good!" "Say! Why
don't we find some dog that's been run over and sat in the sun for
a week and put some ginger on it for dinner?!" "Right! With a
lalaberry shake!" And so on. This failed to faze JONL; he took it
in good humor, as long as we kept returning to Uncle Gaylord's. He
loves ginger honey ice cream.
Now RPG and his then-wife KBT (Kathy Tracy) were putting us up
(putting up with us?) in their home for our visit, so to thank them
JONL and I took them out to a nice French restaurant of their
choosing. I unadventurously chose the filet mignon, and KBT had je
ne sais quoi du jour, but RPG and JONL had lapin (rabbit).
(Waitress: "Oui, we have fresh rabbit, fresh today." RPG: "Well,
JONL, I guess we won't need any ginger!")
We finished the meal late, about 11 P.M., which is 2 A.M Boston
time, so JONL and I were rather droopy. But it wasn't yet midnight.
Off to Uncle Gaylord's!
Now the French restaurant was in Redwood City, north of Palo Alto.
In leaving Redwood City, we somehow got onto route 101 going north
instead of south. JONL and I wouldn't have known the difference had
RPG not mentioned it. We still knew very little of the local
geography. I did figure out, however, that we were headed in the
direction of Berkeley, and half-jokingly suggested that we continue
north and go to Uncle Gaylord's in Berkeley.
RPG said "Fine!" and we drove on for a while and talked. I was
drowsy, and JONL actually dropped off to sleep for 5 minutes. When
he awoke, RPG said, "Gee, JONL, you must have slept all the way
over the bridge!", referring to the one spanning San Francisco Bay.
Just then we came to a sign that said "University Avenue". I
mumbled something about working our way over to Telegraph Avenue;
RPG said "Right!" and maneuvered some more. Eventually we pulled up
in front of an Uncle Gaylord's.
Now, I hadn't really been paying attention because I was so sleepy,
and I didn't really understand what was happening until RPG let me
in on it a few moments later, but I was just alert enough to notice
that we had somehow come to the Palo Alto Uncle Gaylord's after
all.
JONL noticed the resemblance to the Palo Alto store, but hadn't
caught on. (The place is lit with red and yellow lights at night,
and looks much different from the way it does in daylight.) He
said, "This isn't the Uncle Gaylord's I went to in Berkeley! It
looked like a barn! But this place looks just like the one back in
Palo Alto!"
RPG deadpanned, "Well, this is the one I always come to when I'm in
Berkeley. They've got two in San Francisco, too. Remember, they're
a chain."
JONL accepted this bit of wisdom. And he was not totally ignorant
-- he knew perfectly well that University Avenue was in Berkeley,
not far from Telegraph Avenue. What he didn't know was that there
is a completely different University Avenue in Palo Alto.
JONL went up to the counter and asked for ginger honey. The guy at
the counter asked whether JONL would like to taste it first,
evidently their standard procedure with that flavor, as not too
many people like it.
JONL said, "I'm sure I like it. Just give me a cone." The guy
behind the counter insisted that JONL try just a taste first. "Some
people think it tastes like soap." JONL insisted, "Look, I love
ginger. I eat Chinese food. I eat raw ginger roots. I already went
through this hassle with the guy back in Palo Alto. I know I like
that flavor!"
At the words "back in Palo Alto" the guy behind the counter got a
very strange look on his face, but said nothing. KBT caught his eye
and winked. Through my stupor I still hadn't quite grasped what was
going on, and thought RPG was rolling on the floor laughing and
clutching his stomach just because JONL had launched into his spiel
("makes rotten meat a dish for princes") for the forty-third time.
At this point, RPG clued me in fully.
RPG, KBT, and I retreated to a table, trying to stifle our
chuckles. JONL remained at the counter, talking about ice cream
with the guy b.t.c., comparing Uncle Gaylord's to other ice cream
shops and generally having a good old time.
At length the g.b.t.c. said, "How's the ginger honey?" JONL said,
"Fine! I wonder what exactly is in it?" Now Uncle Gaylord publishes
all his recipes and even teaches classes on how to make his ice
cream at home. So the g.b.t.c. got out the recipe, and he and JONL
pored over it for a while. But the g.b.t.c. could contain his
curiosity no longer, and asked again, "You really like that stuff,
huh?" JONL said, "Yeah, I've been eating it constantly back in Palo
Alto for the past two days. In fact, I think this batch is about as
good as the cones I got back in Palo Alto!"
G.b.t.c. looked him straight in the eye and said, "You're in Palo
Alto!"
JONL turned slowly around, and saw the three of us collapse in a
fit of giggles. He clapped a hand to his forehead and exclaimed,
"I've been hacked!"
[My spies on the West Coast inform me that there is a close relative
of the raspberry found out there called an `ollalieberry' --ESR]
[Ironic footnote: the [11739]meme about ginger vs. rotting meat is an
urban legend. It's not borne out by an examination of medieval recipes
or period purchase records for spices, and appears full-blown in the
works of Samuel Pegge, a gourmand and notorious flake case who
originated numerous food myths. The truth seems to be that ginger was
used to cover not rot but the extreme salt taste of meat packed in
brine, which was the best method available before refrigeration.
--ESR]
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Node:sagan, Next:[11740]SAIL, Previous:[11741]saga, Up:[11742]= S =
sagan /say'gn/ n.
[from Carl Sagan's TV series "Cosmos"; think "billions and billions"]
A large quantity of anything. "There's a sagan different ways to tweak
EMACS." "The U.S. Government spends sagans on bombs and welfare --
hard to say which is more destructive."
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Node:SAIL, Next:[11743]salescritter, Previous:[11744]sagan,
Up:[11745]= S =
SAIL /sayl/, not /S-A-I-L/ n.
1. The Stanford Artificial Intelligence Lab. An important site in the
early development of LISP; with the MIT AI Lab, BBN, CMU, XEROX PARC,
and the Unix community, one of the major wellsprings of technical
innovation and hacker-culture traditions (see the [11746]WAITS entry
for details). The SAIL machines were shut down in late May 1990, scant
weeks after the MIT AI Lab's ITS cluster was officially
decommissioned. 2. The Stanford Artificial Intelligence Language used
at SAIL (sense 1). It was an Algol-60 derivative with a coroutining
facility and some new data types intended for building search trees
and association lists.
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Node:salescritter, Next:[11747]salt, Previous:[11748]SAIL, Up:[11749]=
S =
salescritter /sayls'kri`tr/ n.
Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson. Hackers tell the
following joke:
Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a
computer salesman?
A. The used-car dealer knows he's lying. [Some versions add:
...and probably knows how to drive.]
This reflects the widespread hacker belief that salescritters are
self-selected for stupidity (after all, if they had brains and the
inclination to use them, they'd be in programming). The terms
`salesthing' and `salesdroid' are also common. Compare
[11750]marketroid, [11751]suit, [11752]droid.
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Node:salt, Next:[11753]salt mines, Previous:[11754]salescritter,
Up:[11755]= S =
salt n.
A tiny bit of near-random data inserted where too much regularity
would be undesirable; a data [11756]frob (sense 1). For example, the
Unix crypt(3) man page mentions that "the salt string is used to
perturb the DES algorithm in one of 4096 different ways."
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Node:salt mines, Next:[11757]salt substrate, Previous:[11758]salt,
Up:[11759]= S =
salt mines n.
Dense quarters housing large numbers of programmers working long hours
on grungy projects, with some hope of seeing the end of the tunnel in
N years. Noted for their absence of sunshine. Compare [11760]playpen,
[11761]sandbox.
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Node:salt substrate, Next:[11762]same-day service,
Previous:[11763]salt mines, Up:[11764]= S =
salt substrate n.
[MIT] Collective noun used to refer to potato chips, pretzels,
saltines, or any other form of snack food designed primarily as a
carrier for sodium chloride. Also `sodium substrate'. From the
technical term `chip substrate', used to refer to the silicon on the
top of which the active parts of integrated circuits are deposited.
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Node:same-day service, Next:[11765]samizdat, Previous:[11766]salt
substrate, Up:[11767]= S =
same-day service n.
Ironic term used to describe long response time, particularly with
respect to [11768]MS-DOS system calls (which ought to require only a
tiny fraction of a second to execute). Such response time is a major
incentive for programmers to write programs that are not
[11769]well-behaved. See also [11770]PC-ism.
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Node:samizdat, Next:[11771]samurai, Previous:[11772]same-day service,
Up:[11773]= S =
samizdat /sahm-iz-daht/ n.
[Russian, literally "self publishing"] The process of disseminating
documentation via underground channels. Originally referred to
underground duplication and distribution of banned books in the Soviet
Union; now refers by obvious extension to any less-than-official
promulgation of textual material, esp. rare, obsolete, or
never-formally-published computer documentation. Samizdat is obviously
much easier when one has access to high-bandwidth networks and
high-quality laser printers. Note that samizdat is properly used only
with respect to documents which contain needed information (see also
[11774]hacker ethic) but which are for some reason otherwise
unavailable, but not in the context of documents which are available
through normal channels, for which unauthorized duplication would be
unethical copyright violation. See [11775]Lions Book for a historical
example.
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Node:samurai, Next:[11776]sandbender, Previous:[11777]samizdat,
Up:[11778]= S =
samurai n.
A hacker who hires out for legal cracking jobs, snooping for factions
in corporate political fights, lawyers pursuing privacy-rights and
First Amendment cases, and other parties with legitimate reasons to
need an electronic locksmith. In 1991, mainstream media reported the
existence of a loose-knit culture of samurai that meets electronically
on BBS systems, mostly bright teenagers with personal micros; they
have modeled themselves explicitly on the historical samurai of Japan
and on the "net cowboys" of William Gibson's [11779]cyberpunk novels.
Those interviewed claim to adhere to a rigid ethic of loyalty to their
employers and to disdain the vandalism and theft practiced by criminal
crackers as beneath them and contrary to the hacker ethic; some quote
Miyamoto Musashi's "Book of Five Rings", a classic of historical
samurai doctrine, in support of these principles. See also
[11780]sneaker, [11781]Stupids, [11782]social engineering,
[11783]cracker, [11784]hacker ethic, and [11785]dark-side hacker.
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Node:sandbender, Next:[11786]sandbox, Previous:[11787]samurai,
Up:[11788]= S =
sandbender n.
[IBM] A person involved with silicon lithography and the physical
design of chips. Compare [11789]ironmonger, [11790]polygon pusher.
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Node:sandbox, Next:[11791]sanity check, Previous:[11792]sandbender,
Up:[11793]= S =
sandbox n.
1. (also `sandbox, the') Common term for the R&D department at many
software and computer companies (where hackers in commercial
environments are likely to be found). Half-derisive, but reflects the
truth that research is a form of creative play. Compare
[11794]playpen. 2. Syn. [11795]link farm. 3. A controlled environment
within which potentially dangerous programs are run. Used esp. in
reference to Java implementations.
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Node:sanity check, Next:[11796]Saturday-night special,
Previous:[11797]sandbox, Up:[11798]= S =
sanity check n.
[very common] 1. The act of checking a piece of code (or anything
else, e.g., a Usenet posting) for completely stupid mistakes. Implies
that the check is to make sure the author was sane when it was
written; e.g., if a piece of scientific software relied on a
particular formula and was giving unexpected results, one might first
look at the nesting of parentheses or the coding of the formula, as a
`sanity check', before looking at the more complex I/O or data
structure manipulation routines, much less the algorithm itself.
Compare [11799]reality check. 2. A run-time test, either validating
input or ensuring that the program hasn't screwed up internally
(producing an inconsistent value or state).
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Node:Saturday-night special, Next:[11800]say, Previous:[11801]sanity
check, Up:[11802]= S =
Saturday-night special n.
[from police slang for a cheap handgun] A [11803]quick-and-dirty
program or feature kluged together during off hours, under a deadline,
and in response to pressure from a [11804]salescritter. Such hacks are
dangerously unreliable, but all too often sneak into a production
release after insufficient review.
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Node:say, Next:[11805]scag, Previous:[11806]Saturday-night special,
Up:[11807]= S =
say vt.
1. To type to a terminal. "To list a directory verbosely, you have to
say ls -l." Tends to imply a [11808]newline-terminated command (a
`sentence'). 2. A computer may also be said to `say' things to you,
even if it doesn't have a speech synthesizer, by displaying them on a
terminal in response to your commands. Hackers find it odd that this
usage confuses [11809]mundanes.
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Node:scag, Next:[11810]scanno, Previous:[11811]say, Up:[11812]= S =
scag vt.
To destroy the data on a disk, either by corrupting the filesystem or
by causing media damage. "That last power hit scagged the system
disk." Compare [11813]scrog, [11814]roach.
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Node:scanno, Next:[11815]scary devil monastery, Previous:[11816]scag,
Up:[11817]= S =
scanno /skan'oh/ n.
An error in a document caused by a scanner glitch, analogous to a typo
or [11818]thinko.
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Node:scary devil monastery, Next:[11819]schroedinbug,
Previous:[11820]scanno, Up:[11821]= S =
scary devil monastery n.
Anagram frequently used to refer to the newsgroup
alt.sysadmin.recovery, which is populated with characters that rather
justify the reference.
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Node:schroedinbug, Next:[11822]science-fiction fandom,
Previous:[11823]scary devil monastery, Up:[11824]= S =
schroedinbug /shroh'din-buhg/ n.
[MIT: from the Schroedinger's Cat thought-experiment in quantum
physics] A design or implementation bug in a program that doesn't
manifest until someone reading source or using the program in an
unusual way notices that it never should have worked, at which point
the program promptly stops working for everybody until fixed. Though
(like [11825]bit rot) this sounds impossible, it happens; some
programs have harbored latent schroedinbugs for years. Compare
[11826]heisenbug, [11827]Bohr bug, [11828]mandelbug.
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Node:science-fiction fandom, Next:[11829]scram switch,
Previous:[11830]schroedinbug, Up:[11831]= S =
science-fiction fandom n.
Another voluntary subculture having a very heavy overlap with
hackerdom; most hackers read SF and/or fantasy fiction avidly, and
many go to `cons' (SF conventions) or are involved in fandom-connected
activities such as the Society for Creative Anachronism. Some hacker
jargon originated in SF fandom; see [11832]defenestration,
[11833]great-wall, [11834]cyberpunk, [11835]h, [11836]ha ha only
serious, [11837]IMHO, [11838]mundane, [11839]neep-neep, [11840]Real
Soon Now. Additionally, the jargon terms [11841]cowboy,
[11842]cyberspace, [11843]de-rezz, [11844]go flatline, [11845]ice,
[11846]phage, [11847]virus, [11848]wetware, [11849]wirehead, and
[11850]worm originated in SF stories.
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Node:scram switch, Next:[11851]scratch,
Previous:[11852]science-fiction fandom, Up:[11853]= S =
scram switch n.
[from the nuclear power industry] An emergency-power-off switch (see
[11854]Big Red Switch), esp. one positioned to be easily hit by
evacuating personnel. In general, this is not something you
[11855]frob lightly; these often initiate expensive events (such as
Halon dumps) and are installed in a [11856]dinosaur pen for use in
case of electrical fire or in case some luckless [11857]field servoid
should put 120 volts across himself while [11858]Easter egging. (See
also [11859]molly-guard, [11860]TMRC.)
A correspondent reports a legend that "Scram" is an acronym for "Start
Cutting Right Away, Man" (another less plausible variant of this
legend refers to "Safety Control Rod Axe Man"; these are almost
certainly both [11861]backronyms). The story goes that in the earliest
nuclear power experiments the engineers recognized the possibility
that the reactor wouldn't behave exactly as predicted by their
mathematical models. Accordingly, they made sure that they had
mechanisms in place that would rapidly drop the control rods back into
the reactor. One mechanism took the form of `scram technicians'. These
individuals stood next to the ropes or cables that raised and lowered
the control rods. Equipped with axes or cable-cutters, these
technicians stood ready for the (literal) `scram' command. If
necessary, they would cut the cables, and gravity would expeditiously
return the control rods to the reactor, thereby averting yet another
kind of [11862]core dump.
Modern reactor control rods are held in place with claw-like devices,
held closed by current. SCRAM switches are circuit breakers that
immediately open the circuit to the rod arms, resulting in the rapid
insertion and subsequent bottoming of the control rods.
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Node:scratch, Next:[11863]scratch monkey, Previous:[11864]scram
switch, Up:[11865]= S =
scratch
1. [from `scratchpad'] adj. Describes a data structure or recording
medium attached to a machine for testing or temporary-use purposes;
one that can be [11866]scribbled on without loss. Usually in the
combining forms `scratch memory', `scratch register', `scratch disk',
`scratch tape', `scratch volume'. See also [11867]scratch monkey. 2.
[primarily IBM] vt. To delete (as in a file).
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Node:scratch monkey, Next:[11868]scream and die,
Previous:[11869]scratch, Up:[11870]= S =
scratch monkey n.
As in "Before testing or reconfiguring, always mount a [11871]scratch
monkey", a proverb used to advise caution when dealing with
irreplaceable data or devices. Used to refer to any scratch volume
hooked to a computer during any risky operation as a replacement for
some precious resource or data that might otherwise get trashed.
This term preserves the memory of Mabel, the Swimming Wonder Monkey,
star of a biological research program at the University of Toronto.
Mabel was not (so the legend goes) your ordinary monkey; the
university had spent years teaching her how to swim, breathing through
a regulator, in order to study the effects of different gas mixtures
on her physiology. Mabel suffered an untimely demise one day when a
[11872]DEC [11873]field circus engineer troubleshooting a crash on the
program's VAX inadvertently interfered with some custom hardware that
was wired to Mabel.
It is reported that, after calming down an understandably irate
customer sufficiently to ascertain the facts of the matter, a DEC
troubleshooter called up the [11874]field circus manager responsible
and asked him sweetly, "Can you swim?"
Not all the consequences to humans were so amusing; the sysop of the
machine in question was nearly thrown in jail at the behest of certain
clueless [11875]droids at the local `humane' society. The moral is
clear: When in doubt, always mount a scratch monkey.
[The actual incident occured in 1979 or 1980. There is a version of
this story, complete with reported dialogue between one of the project
people and DEC field service, that has been circulating on Internet
since 1986. It is hilarious and mythic, but gets some facts wrong. For
example, it reports the machine as a PDP-11 and alleges that Mabel's
demise occurred when DEC [11876]PMed the machine. Earlier versions of
this entry were based on that story; this one has been corrected from
an interview with the hapless sysop. --ESR]
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Node:scream and die, Next:[11877]screaming tty,
Previous:[11878]scratch monkey, Up:[11879]= S =
scream and die v.
Syn. [11880]cough and die, but connotes that an error message was
printed or displayed before the program crashed.
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Node:screaming tty, Next:[11881]screen, Previous:[11882]scream and
die, Up:[11883]= S =
screaming tty n.
[Unix] A terminal line which spews an infinite number of random
characters at the operating system. This can happen if the terminal is
either disconnected or connected to a powered-off terminal but still
enabled for login; misconfiguration, misimplementation, or simple bad
luck can start such a terminal screaming. A screaming tty or two can
seriously degrade the performance of a vanilla Unix system; the
arriving "characters" are treated as userid/password pairs and tested
as such. The Unix password encryption algorithm is designed to be
computationally intensive in order to foil brute-force crack attacks,
so although none of the logins succeeds; the overhead of rejecting
them all can be substantial.
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Node:screen, Next:[11884]screen name, Previous:[11885]screaming tty,
Up:[11886]= S =
screen n.
[Atari ST [11887]demoscene] One [11888]demoeffect or one screenful of
them. Probably comes from old Sierra-style adventures or shoot-em-ups
where one travels from one place to another one screenful at a time.
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Node:screen name, Next:[11889]screw, Previous:[11890]screen,
Up:[11891]= S =
screen name n.
A [11892]handle sense 1. This term has been common among users of IRC,
MUDs, and commercial on-line services since the mid-1990s. Hackers
recognize the term but don't generally use it.
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Node:screw, Next:[11893]screwage, Previous:[11894]screen name,
Up:[11895]= S =
screw n.
[MIT] A [11896]lose, usually in software. Especially used for
user-visible misbehavior caused by a bug or misfeature. This use has
become quite widespread outside MIT.
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Node:screwage, Next:[11897]scribble, Previous:[11898]screw,
Up:[11899]= S =
screwage /skroo'*j/ n.
Like [11900]lossage but connotes that the failure is due to a
designed-in misfeature rather than a simple inadequacy or a mere bug.
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Node:scribble, Next:[11901]script kiddies, Previous:[11902]screwage,
Up:[11903]= S =
scribble n.
To modify a data structure in a random and unintentionally destructive
way. "Bletch! Somebody's disk-compactor program went berserk and
scribbled on the i-node table." "It was working fine until one of the
allocation routines scribbled on low core." Synonymous with
[11904]trash; compare [11905]mung, which conveys a bit more intention,
and [11906]mangle, which is more violent and final.
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Node:script kiddies, Next:[11907]scrog, Previous:[11908]scribble,
Up:[11909]= S =
script kiddies pl.n.
1. The lowest form of [11910]cracker; script kiddies do mischief with
scripts and programs written by others, often without understanding
the [11911]exploit. 2. People who cannot program, but who create tacky
HTML pages by copying JavaScript routines from other tacky HTML pages.
More generally, a script kiddie writes (or more likely cuts and
pastes) code without either having or desiring to have a mental model
of what the code does; someone who thinks of code as magical
incantations and asks only "what do I need to type to make this
happen?"
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Node:scrog, Next:[11912]scrool, Previous:[11913]script kiddies,
Up:[11914]= S =
scrog /skrog/ vt.
[Bell Labs] To damage, trash, or corrupt a data structure. "The list
header got scrogged." Also reported as `skrog', and ascribed to the
comic strip "The Wizard of Id". Compare [11915]scag; possibly the two
are related. Equivalent to [11916]scribble or [11917]mangle.
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Node:scrool, Next:[11918]scrozzle, Previous:[11919]scrog, Up:[11920]=
S =
scrool /skrool/ n.
[from the pioneering Roundtable chat system in Houston ca. 1984; prob.
originated as a typo for `scroll'] The log of old messages, available
for later perusal or to help one get back in synch with the
conversation. It was originally called the `scrool monster', because
an early version of the roundtable software had a bug where it would
dump all 8K of scrool on a user's terminal.
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Node:scrozzle, Next:[11921]scruffies, Previous:[11922]scrool,
Up:[11923]= S =
scrozzle /skroz'l/ vt.
Used when a self-modifying code segment runs incorrectly and corrupts
the running program or vital data. "The damn compiler scrozzled itself
again!"
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Node:scruffies, Next:[11924]SCSI, Previous:[11925]scrozzle,
Up:[11926]= S =
scruffies n.
See [11927]neats vs. scruffies.
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Node:SCSI, Next:[11928]ScumOS, Previous:[11929]scruffies, Up:[11930]=
S =
SCSI n.
[Small Computer System Interface] A bus-independent standard for
system-level interfacing between a computer and intelligent devices.
Typically annotated in literature with `sexy' (/sek'see/), `sissy'
(/sis'ee/), and `scuzzy' (/skuh'zee/) as pronunciation guides -- the
last being the overwhelmingly predominant form, much to the dismay of
the designers and their marketing people. One can usually assume that
a person who pronounces it /S-C-S-I/ is clueless.
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Node:ScumOS, Next:[11931]search-and-destroy mode,
Previous:[11932]SCSI, Up:[11933]= S =
ScumOS /skuhm'os/ or /skuhm'O-S/ n.
Unflattering hackerism for SunOS, the BSD Unix variant supported on
Sun Microsystems's Unix workstations (see also [11934]sun-stools), and
compare [11935]AIDX, [11936]Macintrash, [11937]Nominal Semidestructor,
[11938]HP-SUX. Despite what this term might suggest, Sun was founded
by hackers and still enjoys excellent relations with hackerdom; usage
is more often in exasperation than outright loathing.
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Node:search-and-destroy mode, Next:[11939]second-system effect,
Previous:[11940]ScumOS, Up:[11941]= S =
search-and-destroy mode n.
Hackerism for a noninteractive search-and-replace facility in an
editor, so called because an incautiously chosen match pattern can
cause [11942]infinite damage.
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Node:second-system effect, Next:[11943]secondary damage,
Previous:[11944]search-and-destroy mode, Up:[11945]= S =
second-system effect n.
(sometimes, more euphoniously, `second-system syndrome') When one is
designing the successor to a relatively small, elegant, and successful
system, there is a tendency to become grandiose in one's success and
design an [11946]elephantine feature-laden monstrosity. The term was
first used by Fred Brooks in his classic "The Mythical Man-Month:
Essays on Software Engineering" (Addison-Wesley, 1975; ISBN
0-201-00650-2). It described the jump from a set of nice, simple
operating systems on the IBM 70xx series to OS/360 on the 360 series.
A similar effect can also happen in an evolving system; see
[11947]Brooks's Law, [11948]creeping elegance, [11949]creeping
featurism. See also [11950]Multics, [11951]OS/2, [11952]X,
[11953]software bloat.
This version of the jargon lexicon has been described (with altogether
too much truth for comfort) as an example of second-system effect run
amok on jargon-1....
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Node:secondary damage, Next:[11954]security through obscurity,
Previous:[11955]second-system effect, Up:[11956]= S =
secondary damage n.
When a fatal error occurs (esp. a [11957]segfault) the immediate cause
may be that a pointer has been trashed due to a previous
[11958]fandango on core. However, this fandango may have been due to
an earlier fandango, so no amount of analysis will reveal (directly)
how the damage occurred. "The data structure was clobbered, but it was
secondary damage."
By extension, the corruption resulting from N cascaded fandangoes on
core is `Nth-level damage'. There is at least one case on record in
which 17 hours of [11959]grovelling with adb actually dug up the
underlying bug behind an instance of seventh-level damage! The hacker
who accomplished this near-superhuman feat was presented with an award
by his fellows.
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Node:security through obscurity, Next:[11960]SED,
Previous:[11961]secondary damage, Up:[11962]= S =
security through obscurity
(alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS
vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely,
ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying
security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and
that people who do find out about them won't exploit them. This
"strategy" never works for long and occasionally sets the world up for
debacles like the [11963]RTM worm of 1988 (see [11964]Great Worm), but
once the brief moments of panic created by such events subside most
vendors are all too willing to turn over and go back to sleep. After
all, actually fixing the bugs would siphon off the resources needed to
implement the next user-interface frill on marketing's wish list --
and besides, if they started fixing security bugs customers might
begin to expect it and imagine that their warranties of
merchantability gave them some sort of right to a system with fewer
holes in it than a shotgunned Swiss cheese, and then where would we
be?
Historical note: There are conflicting stories about the origin of
this term. It has been claimed that it was first used in the Usenet
newsgroup in comp.sys.apollo during a campaign to get HP/Apollo to fix
security problems in its Unix-[11965]clone Aegis/DomainOS (they didn't
change a thing). [11966]ITS fans, on the other hand, say it was coined
years earlier in opposition to the incredibly paranoid [11967]Multics
people down the hall, for whom security was everything. In the ITS
culture it referred to (1) the fact that by the time a tourist figured
out how to make trouble he'd generally gotten over the urge to make
it, because he felt part of the community; and (2) (self-mockingly)
the poor coverage of the documentation and obscurity of many commands.
One instance of deliberate security through obscurity is recorded; the
command to allow patching the running ITS system (escape escape
control-R) echoed as $$^D. If you actually typed alt alt ^D, that set
a flag that would prevent patching the system even if you later got it
right.
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Node:SED, Next:[11968]segfault, Previous:[11969]security through
obscurity, Up:[11970]= S =
SED /S-E-D/ n.
[TMRC, from `Light-Emitting Diode'] Smoke-emitting diode. A
[11971]friode that lost the war. See also [11972]LER.
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Node:segfault, Next:[11973]seggie, Previous:[11974]SED, Up:[11975]= S
=
segfault n.,vi.
Syn. [11976]segment, [11977]segmentation fault.
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Node:seggie, Next:[11978]segment, Previous:[11979]segfault,
Up:[11980]= S =
seggie /seg'ee/ n.
[Unix] Shorthand for [11981]segmentation fault reported from Britain.
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Node:segment, Next:[11982]segmentation fault, Previous:[11983]seggie,
Up:[11984]= S =
segment /seg'ment/ vi.
To experience a [11985]segmentation fault. Confusingly, this is often
pronounced more like the noun `segment' than like mainstream v.
segment; this is because it is actually a noun shorthand that has been
verbed.
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Node:segmentation fault, Next:[11986]segv, Previous:[11987]segment,
Up:[11988]= S =
segmentation fault n.
[Unix] 1. [techspeak] An error in which a running program attempts to
access memory not allocated to it and [11989]core dumps with a
segmentation violation error. This is often caused by improper usage
of pointers in the source code, dereferencing a null pointer, or (in
C) inadvertently using a non-pointer variable as a pointer. The
classic example is:
int i;
scanf ("%d", i); /* should have used &i */
2. To lose a train of thought or a line of reasoning. Also uttered as
an exclamation at the point of befuddlement.
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Node:segv, Next:[11990]self-reference, Previous:[11991]segmentation
fault, Up:[11992]= S =
segv /seg'vee/ n.,vi.
Yet another synonym for [11993]segmentation fault (actually, in this
case, `segmentation violation').
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Node:self-reference, Next:[11994]selvage, Previous:[11995]segv,
Up:[11996]= S =
self-reference n.
See [11997]self-reference.
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Node:selvage, Next:[11998]semi, Previous:[11999]self-reference,
Up:[12000]= S =
selvage /sel'v*j/ n.
[from sewing and weaving] See [12001]chad (sense 1).
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Node:semi, Next:[12002]semi-automated, Previous:[12003]selvage,
Up:[12004]= S =
semi /se'mee/ or /se'mi:/
1. n. Abbreviation for `semicolon', when speaking. "Commands to
[12005]grind are prefixed by semi-semi-star" means that the prefix is
;;*, not 1/4 of a star. 2. A prefix used with words such as
`immediately' as a qualifier. "When is the system coming up?"
"Semi-immediately." (That is, maybe not for an hour.) "We did consider
that possibility semi-seriously." See also [12006]infinite.
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Node:semi-automated, Next:[12007]semi-infinite, Previous:[12008]semi,
Up:[12009]= S =
semi-automated adj.
[US Geological Survey] A procedure that has yet to be completely
automated; it still requires a smidge of clueful human interaction.
Semi-automated programs usually come with written-out operator
instructions that are worth their weight in gold - without them, very
nasty things can happen. At USGS semi-automated programs are often
referred to as "semi-automated weapons".
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Node:semi-infinite, Next:[12010]senior bit,
Previous:[12011]semi-automated, Up:[12012]= S =
semi-infinite n.
See [12013]infinite.
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Node:senior bit, Next:[12014]September that never ended,
Previous:[12015]semi-infinite, Up:[12016]= S =
senior bit n.
[IBM; rare] Syn. [12017]meta bit.
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Node:September that never ended, Next:[12018]server,
Previous:[12019]senior bit, Up:[12020]= S =
September that never ended
All time since September 1993. One of the seasonal rhythms of the
Usenet used to be the annual September influx of clueless newbies who,
lacking any sense of [12021]netiquette, made a general nuisance of
themselves. This coincided with people starting college, getting their
first internet accounts, and plunging in without bothering to learn
what was acceptable. These relatively small drafts of newbies could be
assimilated within a few months. But in September 1993, AOL users
became able to post to Usenet, nearly overwhelming the old-timers'
capacity to acculturate them; to those who nostalgically recall the
period before hand, this triggered an inexorable decline in the
quality of discussions on newsgroups. See also [12022]AOL!.
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Node:server, Next:[12023]SEX, Previous:[12024]September that never
ended, Up:[12025]= S =
server n.
A kind of [12026]daemon that performs a service for the requester and
which often runs on a computer other than the one on which the server
runs. A particularly common term on the Internet, which is rife with
`web servers', `name servers', `domain servers', `news servers',
`finger servers', and the like.
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Node:SEX, Next:[12027]sex changer, Previous:[12028]server, Up:[12029]=
S =
SEX /seks/
[Sun Users' Group & elsewhere] n. 1. Software EXchange. A technique
invented by the blue-green algae hundreds of millions of years ago to
speed up their evolution, which had been terribly slow up until then.
Today, SEX parties are popular among hackers and others (of course,
these are no longer limited to exchanges of genetic software). In
general, SEX parties are a [12030]Good Thing, but unprotected SEX can
propagate a [12031]virus. See also [12032]pubic directory. 2. The
rather Freudian mnemonic often used for Sign EXtend, a machine
instruction found in the PDP-11 and many other architectures. The RCA
1802 chip used in the early Elf and SuperElf personal computers had a
`SEt X register' SEX instruction, but this seems to have had little
folkloric impact. The Data General instruction set also had SEX.
[12033]DEC's engineers nearly got a PDP-11 assembler that used the SEX
mnemonic out the door at one time, but (for once) marketing wasn't
asleep and forced a change. That wasn't the last time this happened,
either. The author of "The Intel 8086 Primer", who was one of the
original designers of the 8086, noted that there was originally a SEX
instruction on that processor, too. He says that Intel management got
cold feet and decreed that it be changed, and thus the instruction was
renamed CBW and CWD (depending on what was being extended). Amusingly,
the Intel 8048 (the microcontroller used in IBM PC keyboards) is also
missing straight SEX but has logical-or and logical-and instructions
ORL and ANL.
The Motorola 6809, used in the Radio Shack Color Computer and in
U.K.'s `Dragon 32' personal computer, actually had an official SEX
instruction; the 6502 in the Apple II with which it competed did not.
British hackers thought this made perfect mythic sense; after all, it
was commonly observed, you could (on some theoretical level) have sex
with a dragon, but you can't have sex with an apple.
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Node:sex changer, Next:[12034]shambolic link, Previous:[12035]SEX,
Up:[12036]= S =
sex changer n.
Syn. [12037]gender mender.
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Node:shambolic link, Next:[12038]shar file, Previous:[12039]sex
changer, Up:[12040]= S =
shambolic link /sham-bol'ik link/ n.
A Unix symbolic link, particularly when it confuses you, points to
nothing at all, or results in your ending up in some completely
unexpected part of the filesystem....
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Node:shar file, Next:[12041]sharchive, Previous:[12042]shambolic link,
Up:[12043]= S =
shar file /shar' fi:l/ n.
Syn. [12044]sharchive.
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Node:sharchive, Next:[12045]Share and enjoy!, Previous:[12046]shar
file, Up:[12047]= S =
sharchive /shar'ki:v/ n.
[Unix and Usenet; from /bin/sh archive] A [12048]flattened
representation of a set of one or more files, with the unique property
that it can be unflattened (the original files restored) by feeding it
through a standard Unix shell; thus, a sharchive can be distributed to
anyone running Unix, and no special unpacking software is required.
Sharchives are also intriguing in that they are typically created by
shell scripts; the script that produces sharchives is thus a script
which produces self-unpacking scripts, which may themselves contain
scripts. (The downsides of sharchives are that they are an ideal venue
for [12049]Trojan horse attacks and that, for recipients not running
Unix, no simple un-sharchiving program is possible; sharchives can and
do make use of arbitrarily-powerful shell features.) Sharchives are
also commonly referred to as `shar files' after the name of the most
common program for generating them.
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Node:Share and enjoy!, Next:[12050]shareware,
Previous:[12051]sharchive, Up:[12052]= S =
Share and enjoy! imp.
1. Commonly found at the end of software release announcements and
[12053]README files, this phrase indicates allegiance to the hacker
ethic of free information sharing (see [12054]hacker ethic, sense 1).
2. The motto of the complaints division of Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation (the ultimate gaggle of incompetent [12055]suits) in
Douglas Adams's "Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy". The irony of
using this as a cultural recognition signal appeals to hackers.
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Node:shareware, Next:[12056]sharing violation, Previous:[12057]Share
and enjoy!, Up:[12058]= S =
shareware /sheir'weir/ n.
A kind of [12059]freeware (sense 1) for which the author requests some
payment, usually in the accompanying documentation files or in an
announcement made by the software itself. Such payment may or may not
buy additional support or functionality. See also [12060]careware,
[12061]charityware, [12062]crippleware, [12063]FRS, [12064]guiltware,
[12065]postcardware, and [12066]-ware; compare [12067]payware.
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Node:sharing violation, Next:[12068]shebang,
Previous:[12069]shareware, Up:[12070]= S =
sharing violation
[From a file error common to several [12071]OSs] A response to
receiving information, typically of an excessively personal nature,
that you were probably happier not knowing. "You know those little
noises that Pat makes in bed..?" "Whoa! Sharing violation!" In
contrast to the original file error, which indicated that you were not
being given data that you did want.
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Node:shebang, Next:[12072]shelfware, Previous:[12073]sharing
violation, Up:[12074]= S =
shebang /sh*-bang/ n.
The character sequence "#!" that frequently begins executable shell
scripts under Unix. Probably derived from "shell bang" under the
influence of American slang "the whole shebang" (everything, the
works).
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Node:shelfware, Next:[12075]shell, Previous:[12076]shebang,
Up:[12077]= S =
shelfware /shelf'weir/ n.
Software purchased on a whim (by an individual user) or in accordance
with policy (by a corporation or government agency), but not actually
required for any particular use. Therefore, it often ends up on some
shelf.
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Node:shell, Next:[12078]shell out, Previous:[12079]shelfware,
Up:[12080]= S =
shell [orig. [12081]Multics n.
techspeak, widely propagated via Unix] 1. [techspeak] The command
interpreter used to pass commands to an operating system; so called
because it is the part of the operating system that interfaces with
the outside world. 2. More generally, any interface program that
mediates access to a special resource or [12082]server for
convenience, efficiency, or security reasons; for this meaning, the
usage is usually `a shell around' whatever. This sort of program is
also called a `wrapper'. 3. A skeleton program, created by hand or by
another program (like, say, a parser generator), which provides the
necessary [12083]incantations to set up some task and the control flow
to drive it (the term [12084]driver is sometimes used synonymously).
The user is meant to fill in whatever code is needed to get real work
done. This usage is common in the AI and Microsoft Windows worlds, and
confuses Unix hackers.
Historical note: Apparently, the original Multics shell (sense 1) was
so called because it was a shell (sense 3); it ran user programs not
by starting up separate processes, but by dynamically linking the
programs into its own code, calling them as subroutines, and then
dynamically de-linking them on return. The VMS command interpreter
still does something very like this.
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Node:shell out, Next:[12085]shift left (or right) logical,
Previous:[12086]shell, Up:[12087]= S =
shell out vi.
[Unix] To [12088]spawn an interactive subshell from within a program
(e.g., a mailer or editor). "Bang foo runs foo in a subshell, while
bang alone shells out."
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Node:shift left (or right) logical, Next:[12089]shim,
Previous:[12090]shell out, Up:[12091]= S =
shift left (or right) logical
[from any of various machines' instruction sets] 1. vi. To move
oneself to the left (right). To move out of the way. 2. imper. "Get
out of that (my) seat! You can shift to that empty one to the left
(right)." Often used without the `logical', or as `left shift' instead
of `shift left'. Sometimes heard as LSH /lish/, from the [12092]PDP-10
instruction set. See [12093]Programmer's Cheer.
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Node:shim, Next:[12094]shitogram, Previous:[12095]shift left (or
right) logical, Up:[12096]= S =
shim n.
A small piece of data inserted in order to achieve a desired memory
alignment or other addressing property. For example, the PDP-11 Unix
linker, in split I&D (instructions and data) mode, inserts a two-byte
shim at location 0 in data space so that no data object will have an
address of 0 (and be confused with the C null pointer). See also
[12097]loose bytes.
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Node:shitogram, Next:[12098]short card, Previous:[12099]shim,
Up:[12100]= S =
shitogram /shit'oh-gram/ n.
A really nasty piece of email. Compare [12101]nastygram, [12102]flame.
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Node:short card, Next:[12103]shotgun debugging,
Previous:[12104]shitogram, Up:[12105]= S =
short card n.
A half-length IBM XT expansion card or adapter that will fit in one of
the two short slots located towards the right rear of a standard
chassis (tucked behind the floppy disk drives). See also [12106]tall
card.
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Node:shotgun debugging, Next:[12107]shovelware, Previous:[12108]short
card, Up:[12109]= S =
shotgun debugging n.
The software equivalent of [12110]Easter egging; the making of
relatively undirected changes to software in the hope that a bug will
be perturbed out of existence. This almost never works, and usually
introduces more bugs.
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Node:shovelware, Next:[12111]showstopper, Previous:[12112]shotgun
debugging, Up:[12113]= S =
shovelware /shuh'v*l-weir`/ n.
1. Extra software dumped onto a CD-ROM or tape to fill up the
remaining space on the medium after the software distribution it's
intended to carry, but not integrated with the distribution. 2. A
slipshod compilation of software dumped onto a CD-ROM without much
care for organization or even usability.
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Node:showstopper, Next:[12114]shriek, Previous:[12115]shovelware,
Up:[12116]= S =
showstopper n.
A hardware or (especially) software bug that makes an implementation
effectively unusable; one that absolutely has to be fixed before
development can go on. Opposite in connotation from its original
theatrical use, which refers to something stunningly good.
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Node:shriek, Next:[12117]Shub-Internet, Previous:[12118]showstopper,
Up:[12119]= S =
shriek n.
See [12120]excl. Occasional CMU usage, also in common use among APL
fans and mathematicians, especially category theorists.
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Node:Shub-Internet, Next:[12121]sidecar, Previous:[12122]shriek,
Up:[12123]= S =
Shub-Internet /shuhb' in't*r-net/ n.
[MUD: from H. P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity Shub-Niggurath, the
Black Goat with a Thousand Young] The harsh personification of the
Internet: Beast of a Thousand Processes, Eater of Characters, Avatar
of Line Noise, and Imp of Call Waiting; the hideous multi-tendriled
entity formed of all the manifold connections of the net. A sect of
MUDders worships Shub-Internet, sacrificing objects and praying for
good connections. To no avail -- its purpose is malign and evil, and
is the cause of all network slowdown. Often heard as in "Freela casts
a tac nuke at Shub-Internet for slowing her down." (A forged response
often follows along the lines of: "Shub-Internet gulps down the tac
nuke and burps happily.") Also cursed by users of the Web, [12124]FTP
and [12125]TELNET when the system slows down. The dread name of
Shub-Internet is seldom spoken aloud, as it is said that repeating it
three times will cause the being to wake, deep within its lair beneath
the Pentagon. Compare [12126]Random Number God.
[January 1996: It develops that one of the computer administrators in
the basement of the Pentagon read this entry and fell over laughing.
As a result, you too can now poke Shub-Internet by [12127]pinging
shub-internet.ims.disa.mil. See also [12128]kremvax. - ESR]
[April 1999: shub-internet.ims.disa.mil is no more, alas. But
Shub-Internet lives o^$#$*^ - ESR]
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Node:sidecar, Next:[12129]SIG, Previous:[12130]Shub-Internet,
Up:[12131]= S =
sidecar n.
1. Syn. [12132]slap on the side. Esp. used of add-ons for the late and
unlamented IBM PCjr. 2. The IBM PC compatibility box that could be
bolted onto the side of an Amiga. Designed and produced by Commodore,
it broke all of the company's own design rules. If it worked with any
other peripherals, it was by [12133]magic. 3. More generally, any of
various devices designed to be connected to the expansion slot on the
left side of the Amiga 500 (and later, 600 & 1200), which included a
hard drive controller, a hard drive, and additional memory.
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Node:SIG, Next:[12134]sig block, Previous:[12135]sidecar, Up:[12136]=
S =
SIG /sig/ n.
(also common as a prefix in combining forms) A Special Interest Group,
in one of several technical areas, sponsored by the Association for
Computing Machinery; well-known ones include SIGPLAN (the Special
Interest Group on Programming Languages), SIGARCH (the Special
Interest Group for Computer Architecture) and SIGGRAPH (the Special
Interest Group for Computer Graphics). Hackers, not surprisingly, like
to overextend this naming convention to less formal associations like
SIGBEER (at ACM conferences) and SIGFOOD (at University of Illinois).
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Node:sig block, Next:[12137]sig quote, Previous:[12138]SIG,
Up:[12139]= S =
sig block /sig blok/ n.
[Unix; often written `.sig' there] Short for `signature', used
specifically to refer to the electronic signature block that most Unix
mail- and news-posting software will [12140]automagically append to
outgoing mail and news. The composition of one's sig can be quite an
art form, including an ASCII logo or one's choice of witty sayings
(see [12141]sig quote, [12142]fool file); but many consider large sigs
a waste of [12143]bandwidth, and it has been observed that the size of
one's sig block is usually inversely proportional to one's longevity
and level of prestige on the net. See also [12144]doubled sig.
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Node:sig quote, Next:[12145]sig virus, Previous:[12146]sig block,
Up:[12147]= S =
sig quote /sig kwoht/ n.
[Usenet] A maxim, quote, proverb, joke, or slogan embedded in one's
[12148]sig block and intended to convey something of one's
philosophical stance, pet peeves, or sense of humor. "Calm down, it's
only ones and zeroes."
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Node:sig virus, Next:[12149]signal-to-noise ratio, Previous:[12150]sig
quote, Up:[12151]= S =
sig virus n.
A parasitic [12152]meme embedded in a [12153]sig block. There was a
[12154]meme plague or fad for these on Usenet in late 1991. Most were
equivalents of "I am a .sig virus. Please reproduce me in your .sig
block.". Of course, the .sig virus's memetic hook is the giggle value
of going along with the gag; this, however, was a self-limiting
phenomenon as more and more people picked up on the idea. There were
creative variants on it; some people stuck `sig virus antibody' texts
in their sigs, and there was at least one instance of a sig virus
eater.
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Node:signal-to-noise ratio, Next:[12155]silicon, Previous:[12156]sig
virus, Up:[12157]= S =
signal-to-noise ratio [from analog electronics] n.
Used by hackers in a generalization of its technical meaning. `Signal'
refers to useful information conveyed by some communications medium,
and `noise' to anything else on that medium. Hence a low ratio implies
that it is not worth paying attention to the medium in question.
Figures for such metaphorical ratios are never given. The term is most
often applied to [12158]Usenet newsgroups during [12159]flame wars.
Compare [12160]bandwidth. See also [12161]coefficient of X,
[12162]lost in the noise.
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Node:silicon, Next:[12163]silly walk, Previous:[12164]signal-to-noise
ratio, Up:[12165]= S =
silicon n.
Hardware, esp. ICs or microprocessor-based computer systems (compare
[12166]iron). Contrasted with software. See also [12167]sandbender.
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Node:silly walk, Next:[12168]silo, Previous:[12169]silicon,
Up:[12170]= S =
silly walk vi.
[from Monty Python's Flying Circus] 1. A ridiculous procedure required
to accomplish a task. Like [12171]grovel, but more [12172]random and
humorous. "I had to silly-walk through half the /usr directories to
find the maps file." 2. Syn. [12173]fandango on core.
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Node:silo, Next:[12174]Silver Book, Previous:[12175]silly walk,
Up:[12176]= S =
silo n.
The FIFO input-character buffer in an RS-232 line card. So called from
[12177]DEC terminology used on DH and DZ line cards for the VAX and
PDP-11, presumably because it was a storage space for fungible stuff
that went in at the top and came out at the bottom.
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Node:Silver Book, Next:[12178]since time T equals minus infinity,
Previous:[12179]silo, Up:[12180]= S =
Silver Book n.
Jensen and Wirth's infamous "Pascal User Manual and Report", so called
because of the silver cover of the widely distributed Springer-Verlag
second edition of 1978 (ISBN 0-387-90144-2). See [12181]book titles,
[12182]Pascal.
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Node:since time T equals minus infinity, Next:[12183]sitename,
Previous:[12184]Silver Book, Up:[12185]= S =
since time T equals minus infinity adv.
A long time ago; for as long as anyone can remember; at the time that
some particular frob was first designed. Usually the word `time' is
omitted. See also [12186]time T; contrast [12187]epoch.
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Node:sitename, Next:[12188]skrog, Previous:[12189]since time T equals
minus infinity, Up:[12190]= S =
sitename /si:t'naym/ n.
[Unix/Internet] The unique electronic name of a computer system, used
to identify it in UUCP mail, Usenet, or other forms of electronic
information interchange. The folklore interest of sitenames stems from
the creativity and humor they often display. Interpreting a sitename
is not unlike interpreting a vanity license plate; one has to mentally
unpack it, allowing for mono-case and length restrictions and the lack
of whitespace. Hacker tradition deprecates dull,
institutional-sounding names in favor of punchy, humorous, and clever
coinages (except that it is considered appropriate for the official
public gateway machine of an organization to bear the organization's
name or acronym). Mythological references, cartoon characters, animal
names, and allusions to SF or fantasy literature are probably the most
popular sources for sitenames (in roughly descending order). The
obligatory comment when discussing these is Harris's Lament: "All the
good ones are taken!" See also [12191]network address.
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Node:skrog, Next:[12192]skulker, Previous:[12193]sitename, Up:[12194]=
S =
skrog v.
Syn. [12195]scrog.
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Node:skulker, Next:[12196]slab, Previous:[12197]skrog, Up:[12198]= S =
skulker n.
Syn. [12199]prowler.
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Node:slab, Next:[12200]slack, Previous:[12201]skulker, Up:[12202]= S =
slab [Apple]
1. n. A continuous horizontal line of pixels, all with the same color.
2. vi. To paint a slab on an output device. Apple's QuickDraw, like
most other professional-level graphics systems, renders polygons and
lines not with Bresenham's algorithm, but by calculating `slab points'
for each scan line on the screen in succession, and then slabbing in
the actual image pixels.
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Node:slack, Next:[12203]slap on the side, Previous:[12204]slab,
Up:[12205]= S =
slack n.
1. Space allocated to a disk file but not actually used to store
useful information. The techspeak equivalent is `internal
fragmentation'. Antonym: [12206]hole. 2. In the theology of the
[12207]Church of the SubGenius, a mystical substance or quality that
is the prerequisite of all human happiness.
Since Unix files are stored compactly, except for the unavoidable
wastage in the last block or fragment, it might be said that "Unix has
no slack". See [12208]ha ha only serious.
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Node:slap on the side, Next:[12209]slash, Previous:[12210]slack,
Up:[12211]= S =
slap on the side n.
(also called a [12212]sidecar, or abbreviated `SOTS'.) A type of
external expansion hardware marketed by computer manufacturers (e.g.,
Commodore for the Amiga 500/1000 series and IBM for the hideous
failure called `PCjr'). Various SOTS boxes provided necessities such
as memory, hard drive controllers, and conventional expansion slots.
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Node:slash, Next:[12213]slashdot effect, Previous:[12214]slap on the
side, Up:[12215]= S =
slash n.
Common name for the slant (`/', ASCII 0101111) character. See
[12216]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:slashdot effect, Next:[12217]sleep, Previous:[12218]slash,
Up:[12219]= S =
slashdot effect n.
1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when a
website being virtually unreachable because too many people are
hitting it after the site was mentioned in an interesting article on
the popular [12220]Slashdot news service. The term is quite widely
used by /. readers, including variants like "That site has been
slashdotted again!" 2. In a perhaps inevitable generation, the term is
being used to describe any similar effect from being listed on a
popular site. This would better be described as a [12221]flash crowd.
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Node:sleep, Next:[12222]slim, Previous:[12223]slashdot effect,
Up:[12224]= S =
sleep vi.
1. [techspeak] To relinquish a claim (of a process on a multitasking
system) for service; to indicate to the scheduler that a process may
be deactivated until some given event occurs or a specified time delay
elapses. 2. In jargon, used very similarly to v. [12225]block; also in
`sleep on', syn. with `block on'. Often used to indicate that the
speaker has relinquished a demand for resources until some (possibly
unspecified) external event: "They can't get the fix I've been asking
for into the next release, so I'm going to sleep on it until the
release, then start hassling them again."
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Node:slim, Next:[12226]slop, Previous:[12227]sleep, Up:[12228]= S =
slim n.
A small, derivative change (e.g., to code).
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Node:slop, Next:[12229]slopsucker, Previous:[12230]slim, Up:[12231]= S
=
slop n.
1. A one-sided [12232]fudge factor, that is, an allowance for error
but in only one of two directions. For example, if you need a piece of
wire 10 feet long and have to guess when you cut it, you make very
sure to cut it too long, by a large amount if necessary, rather than
too short by even a little bit, because you can always cut off the
slop but you can't paste it back on again. When discrete quantities
are involved, slop is often introduced to avoid the possibility of
being on the losing side of a [12233]fencepost error. 2. The
percentage of `extra' code generated by a compiler over the size of
equivalent assembler code produced by [12234]hand-hacking; i.e., the
space (or maybe time) you lose because you didn't do it yourself. This
number is often used as a measure of the goodness of a compiler; slop
below 5% is very good, and 10% is usually acceptable. With modern
compiler technology, esp. on RISC machines, the compiler's slop may
actually be negative; that is, humans may be unable to generate code
as good. This is one of the reasons assembler programming is no longer
common.
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Node:slopsucker, Next:[12235]Slowlaris, Previous:[12236]slop,
Up:[12237]= S =
slopsucker /slop'suhk-r/ n.
A lowest-priority task that waits around until everything else has
`had its fill' of machine resources. Only when the machine would
otherwise be idle is the task allowed to `suck up the slop'. Also
called a `hungry puppy' or `bottom feeder'. One common variety of
slopsucker hunts for large prime numbers. Compare [12238]background.
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Node:Slowlaris, Next:[12239]slurp, Previous:[12240]slopsucker,
Up:[12241]= S =
Slowlaris /slo'-lahr-is/ n.
[Usenet; poss. from the variety of prosimian called a "slow loris".
The variant `Slowlartus' is also common, related to [12242]LART]
Common hackish term for Solaris, Sun's System VR4 version of UNIX that
came out of the standardization wars of the early 1990s. So named
because especially on older hardware, responsiveness was much less
crisp than under the preceding SunOS. Early releases of Solaris (that
is, Solaris 2, as some [12243]marketroids at Sun retroactively
rechristened SunOS as Solaris 1) were quite buggy, and Sun was forced
by customer demand to support SunOS for quite some time. Newer
versions are acknowledged to be among the best commercial UNIX
variants in 1998, but still lose single-processor benchmarks to Sparc
[12244]Linux. Compare [12245]AIDX, [12246]HP-SUX, [12247]Nominal
Semidestructor, [12248]Telerat, [12249]sun-stools.
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Node:slurp, Next:[12250]smart, Previous:[12251]Slowlaris, Up:[12252]=
S =
slurp vt.
To read a large data file entirely into [12253]core before working on
it. This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading a small piece
at a time, processing it, and then reading the next piece. "This
program slurps in a 1K-by-1K matrix and does an FFT." See also
[12254]sponge.
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Node:smart, Next:[12255]smart terminal, Previous:[12256]slurp,
Up:[12257]= S =
smart adj.
Said of a program that does the [12258]Right Thing in a wide variety
of complicated circumstances. There is a difference between calling a
program smart and calling it intelligent; in particular, there do not
exist any intelligent programs (yet -- see [12259]AI-complete).
Compare [12260]robust (smart programs can be [12261]brittle).
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Node:smart terminal, Next:[12262]smash case, Previous:[12263]smart,
Up:[12264]= S =
smart terminal n.
1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics
or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it
talks to. The development of workstations and personal computers has
made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one
may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used
to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to
programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote [12265]server's
storage, using local devices as displays. 2. obs. Any terminal with an
addressable cursor; the opposite of a [12266]glass tty. Today, a
terminal with merely an addressable cursor, but with none of the
more-powerful features mentioned in sense 1, is called a [12267]dumb
terminal.
There is a classic quote from Rob Pike (inventor of the [12268]blit
terminal): "A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a
terminal you can educate." This illustrates a common design problem:
The attempt to make peripherals (or anything else) intelligent
sometimes results in finicky, rigid `special features' that become
just so much dead weight if you try to use the device in any way the
designer didn't anticipate. Flexibility and programmability, on the
other hand, are really smart. Compare [12269]hook.
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Node:smash case, Next:[12270]smash the stack, Previous:[12271]smart
terminal, Up:[12272]= S =
smash case vi.
To lose or obliterate the uppercase/lowercase distinction in text
input. "MS-DOS will automatically smash case in the names of all the
files you create." Compare [12273]fold case.
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Node:smash the stack, Next:[12274]smiley, Previous:[12275]smash case,
Up:[12276]= S =
smash the stack n.
[C programming] To corrupt the execution stack by writing past the end
of a local array or other data structure. Code that smashes the stack
can cause a return from the routine to jump to a random address,
resulting in some of the most insidious data-dependent bugs known to
mankind. Variants include `trash' the stack, [12277]scribble the
stack, [12278]mangle the stack; the term **[12279]mung the stack is
not used, as this is never done intentionally. See [12280]spam; see
also [12281]aliasing bug, [12282]fandango on core, [12283]memory leak,
[12284]memory smash, [12285]precedence lossage, [12286]overrun screw.
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Node:smiley, Next:[12287]smoke, Previous:[12288]smash the stack,
Up:[12289]= S =
smiley n.
See [12290]emoticon.
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Node:smoke, Next:[12291]smoke and mirrors, Previous:[12292]smiley,
Up:[12293]= S =
smoke vi.
1. To [12294]crash or blow up, usually spectacularly. "The new version
smoked, just like the last one." Used for both hardware (where it
often describes an actual physical event), and software (where it's
merely colorful). 2. [from automotive slang] To be conspicuously fast.
"That processor really smokes." Compare [12295]magic smoke.
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Node:smoke and mirrors, Next:[12296]smoke test, Previous:[12297]smoke,
Up:[12298]= S =
smoke and mirrors n.
Marketing deceptions. The term is mainstream in this general sense.
Among hackers it's strongly associated with bogus demos and crocked
[12299]benchmarks (see also [12300]MIPS, [12301]machoflops). "They
claim their new box cranks 50 MIPS for under $5000, but didn't specify
the instruction mix -- sounds like smoke and mirrors to me." The
phrase, popularized by newspaper columnist Jimmy Breslin c.1975, has
been said to derive from carnie slang for magic acts and `freak show'
displays that depend on `trompe l'oeil' effects, but also calls to
mind the fierce Aztec god Tezcatlipoca (lit. "Smoking Mirror") for
whom the hearts of huge numbers of human sacrificial victims were
regularly cut out. Upon hearing about a rigged demo or yet another
round of fantasy-based marketing promises, hackers often feel
analogously disheartened. See also [12302]stealth manager.
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Node:smoke test, Next:[12303]smoking clover, Previous:[12304]smoke and
mirrors, Up:[12305]= S =
smoke test n.
1. A rudimentary form of testing applied to electronic equipment
following repair or reconfiguration, in which power is applied and the
tester checks for sparks, smoke, or other dramatic signs of
fundamental failure. See [12306]magic smoke. 2. By extension, the
first run of a piece of software after construction or a critical
change. See and compare [12307]reality check.
There is an interesting semi-parallel to this term among typographers
and printers: When new typefaces are being punch-cut by hand, a `smoke
test' (hold the letter in candle smoke, then press it onto paper) is
used to check out new dies.
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Node:smoking clover, Next:[12308]smoot, Previous:[12309]smoke test,
Up:[12310]= S =
smoking clover n.
[ITS] A [12311]display hack originally due to Bill Gosper. Many
convergent lines are drawn on a color monitor in such a way that every
pixel struck has its color incremented. The lines all have one
endpoint in the middle of the screen; the other endpoints are spaced
one pixel apart around the perimeter of a large square. The color map
is then repeatedly rotated. This results in a striking, rainbow-hued,
shimmering four-leaf clover. Gosper joked about keeping it hidden from
the FDA (the U.S.'s Food and Drug Administration) lest its
hallucinogenic properties cause it to be banned.
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Node:smoot, Next:[12312]SMOP, Previous:[12313]smoking clover,
Up:[12314]= S =
smoot /smoot/ n.
[MIT] A unit of length equal five feet seven inches. The length of the
Harvard Bridge in Boston is famously 364.4 smoots plus or minus an ear
(the ear stands for [12315]epsilon). This legend began with a
fraternity prank in 1958 during which the body length of Oliver Smoot
(class of '62) was actually used to measure out that distance. It is
commemorated by smoot marks that MIT students repaint every few years;
the tradition even survived the demolition and rebuilding of the
bridge in the late 1980s. The Boston police have been known to use
smoot markers to indicate accident locations on the bridge.
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Node:SMOP, Next:[12316]smurf, Previous:[12317]smoot, Up:[12318]= S =
SMOP /S-M-O-P/ n.
[Simple (or Small) Matter of Programming] 1. A piece of code, not yet
written, whose anticipated length is significantly greater than its
complexity. Used to refer to a program that could obviously be
written, but is not worth the trouble. Also used ironically to imply
that a difficult problem can be easily solved because a program can be
written to do it; the irony is that it is very clear that writing such
a program will be a great deal of work. "It's easy to enhance a
FORTRAN compiler to compile COBOL as well; it's just an SMOP." 2.
Often used ironically by the intended victim when a suggestion for a
program is made which seems easy to the suggester, but is obviously
(to the victim) a lot of work.
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Node:smurf, Next:[12319]SNAFU principle, Previous:[12320]SMOP,
Up:[12321]= S =
smurf /smerf/ n.
1. [from the soc.motss newsgroup on Usenet, after some obnoxiously
gooey cartoon characters] A newsgroup regular with a habitual style
that is irreverent, silly, and cute. Like many other hackish terms for
people, this one may be praise or insult depending on who uses it. In
general, being referred to as a smurf is probably not going to make
your day unless you've previously adopted the label yourself in a
spirit of irony. Compare [12322]old fart. 2. [techspeak] A ping packet
with a forged source address sent to some other network's broadcast
address. All the machines on the destination network will send a ping
response to the forged source address (the victim). This both
overloads the victim's network and hides the location of the attacker.
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Node:SNAFU principle, Next:[12323]snail, Previous:[12324]smurf,
Up:[12325]= S =
SNAFU principle /sna'foo prin'si-pl/ n.
[from a WWII Army acronym for `Situation Normal, All Fucked Up'] "True
communication is possible only between equals, because inferiors are
more consistently rewarded for telling their superiors pleasant lies
than for telling the truth." -- a central tenet of
[12326]Discordianism, often invoked by hackers to explain why
authoritarian hierarchies screw up so reliably and systematically. The
effect of the SNAFU principle is a progressive disconnection of
decision-makers from reality. This lightly adapted version of a fable
dating back to the early 1960s illustrates the phenomenon perfectly:
In the beginning was the plan,
and then the specification;
And the plan was without form,
and the specification was void.
And darkness
was on the faces of the implementors thereof;
And they spake unto their leader,
saying:
"It is a crock of shit,
and smells as of a sewer."
And the leader took pity on them,
and spoke to the project leader:
"It is a crock of excrement,
and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the project leader
spake unto his section head, saying:
"It is a container of excrement,
and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
The section head then hurried to his department manager,
and informed him thus:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none may abide its strength."
The department manager carried these words
to his general manager,
and spoke unto him
saying:
"It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,
and it is very strong."
And so it was that the general manager rejoiced
and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.
"It promoteth growth,
and it is very powerful."
The Vice President rushed to the President's side,
and joyously exclaimed:
"This powerful new software product
will promote the growth of the company!"
And the President looked upon the product,
and saw that it was very good.
After the subsequent and inevitable disaster, the [12327]suits protect
themselves by saying "I was misinformed!", and the implementors are
demoted or fired. Compare [12328]Conway's Law.
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Node:snail, Next:[12329]snail-mail, Previous:[12330]SNAFU principle,
Up:[12331]= S =
snail vt.
To [12332]snail-mail something. "Snail me a copy of those graphics,
will you?"
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Node:snail-mail, Next:[12333]snap, Previous:[12334]snail, Up:[12335]=
S =
snail-mail n.
Paper mail, as opposed to electronic. Sometimes written as the single
word `SnailMail'. One's postal address is, correspondingly, a `snail
address'. Derives from earlier coinage `USnail' (from `U.S. Mail'),
for which there have even been parody posters and stamps made. Also
(less commonly) called `P-mail', from `paper mail' or `physical mail'.
Oppose [12336]email.
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Node:snap, Next:[12337]snarf, Previous:[12338]snail-mail, Up:[12339]=
S =
snap v.
To replace a pointer to a pointer with a direct pointer; to replace an
old address with the forwarding address found there. If you telephone
the main number for an institution and ask for a particular person by
name, the operator may tell you that person's extension before
connecting you, in the hopes that you will `snap your pointer' and
dial direct next time. The underlying metaphor may be that of a rubber
band stretched through a number of intermediate points; if you remove
all the thumbtacks in the middle, it snaps into a straight line from
first to last. See [12340]chase pointers.
Often, the behavior of a [12341]trampoline is to perform an error
check once and then snap the pointer that invoked it so as henceforth
to bypass the trampoline (and its one-shot error check). In this
context one also speaks of `snapping links'. For example, in a LISP
implementation, a function interface trampoline might check to make
sure that the caller is passing the correct number of arguments; if it
is, and if the caller and the callee are both compiled, then snapping
the link allows that particular path to use a direct procedure-call
instruction with no further overhead.
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Node:snarf, Next:[12342]snarf & barf, Previous:[12343]snap,
Up:[12344]= S =
snarf /snarf/ vt.
1. To grab, esp. to grab a large document or file for the purpose of
using it with or without the author's permission. See also [12345]BLT.
2. [in the Unix community] To fetch a file or set of files across a
network. See also [12346]blast. This term was mainstream in the late
1960s, meaning `to eat piggishly'. It may still have this connotation
in context. "He's in the snarfing phase of hacking -- [12347]FTPing
megs of stuff a day." 3. To acquire, with little concern for legal
forms or politesse (but not quite by stealing). "They were giving away
samples, so I snarfed a bunch of them." 4. Syn. for [12348]slurp.
"This program starts by snarfing the entire database into core,
then...." 5. [GEnie] To spray food or [12349]programming fluids due to
laughing at the wrong moment. "I was drinking coffee, and when I read
your post I snarfed all over my desk." "If I keep reading this topic,
I think I'll have to snarf-proof my computer with a keyboard
[12350]condom." [This sense appears to be widespread among mundane
teenagers --ESR]
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Node:snarf & barf, Next:[12351]snarf down, Previous:[12352]snarf,
Up:[12353]= S =
snarf & barf /snarf'n-barf`/ n.
Under a [12354]WIMP environment, the act of grabbing a region of text
and then stuffing the contents of that region into another region (or
the same one) to avoid retyping a command line. In the late 1960s,
this was a mainstream expression for an `eat now, regret it later'
cheap-restaurant expedition.
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Node:snarf down, Next:[12355]snark, Previous:[12356]snarf & barf,
Up:[12357]= S =
snarf down v.
To [12358]snarf, with the connotation of absorbing, processing, or
understanding. "I'll snarf down the latest version of the
[12359]nethack user's guide -- it's been a while since I played last
and I don't know what's changed recently."
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Node:snark, Next:[12360]sneaker, Previous:[12361]snarf down,
Up:[12362]= S =
snark n.
[Lewis Carroll, via the Michigan Terminal System] 1. A system failure.
When a user's process bombed, the operator would get the message
"Help, Help, Snark in MTS!" 2. More generally, any kind of unexplained
or threatening event on a computer (especially if it might be a
boojum). Often used to refer to an event or a log file entry that
might indicate an attempted security violation. See [12363]snivitz. 3.
UUCP name of snark.thyrsus.com, home site of the Jargon File versions
from 2.*.* on (i.e., this lexicon).
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Node:sneaker, Next:[12364]sneakernet, Previous:[12365]snark,
Up:[12366]= S =
sneaker n.
An individual hired to break into places in order to test their
security; analogous to [12367]tiger team. Compare [12368]samurai.
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Node:sneakernet, Next:[12369]sniff, Previous:[12370]sneaker,
Up:[12371]= S =
sneakernet /snee'ker-net/ n.
Term used (generally with ironic intent) for transfer of electronic
information by physically carrying tape, disks, or some other media
from one machine to another. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a
station wagon filled with magtape, or a 747 filled with CD-ROMs." Also
called `Tennis-Net', `Armpit-Net', `Floppy-Net' or `Shoenet'; in the
1990s, `Nike network' after a well-known sneaker brand.
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Node:sniff, Next:[12372]snivitz, Previous:[12373]sneakernet,
Up:[12374]= S =
sniff v.,n.
1. To watch IP packets traversing a local network. Most often in the
phrase `packet sniffer', a program for doing same. 2.Synonym for
[12375]poll.
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Node:snivitz, Next:[12376]'Snooze, Previous:[12377]sniff, Up:[12378]=
S =
snivitz /sniv'itz/ n.
A hiccup in hardware or software; a small, transient problem of
unknown origin (less serious than a [12379]snark). Compare
[12380]glitch.
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Node:'Snooze, Next:[12381]SO, Previous:[12382]snivitz, Up:[12383]= S =
'Snooze /snooz/ [FidoNet] n.
Fidonews, the weekly official on-line newsletter of FidoNet. As the
editorial policy of Fidonews is "anything that arrives, we print",
there are often large articles completely unrelated to FidoNet, which
in turn tend to elicit [12384]flamage in subsequent issues.
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Node:SO, Next:[12385]social engineering, Previous:[12386]'Snooze,
Up:[12387]= S =
SO /S-O/ n.
1. (also `S.O.') Abbrev. for Significant Other, almost invariably
written abbreviated and pronounced /S-O/ by hackers. Used to refer to
one's primary relationship, esp. a live-in to whom one is not married.
See [12388]MOTAS, [12389]MOTOS, [12390]MOTSS. 2. [techspeak] The Shift
Out control character in ASCII (Control-N, 0001110).
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Node:social engineering, Next:[12391]social science number,
Previous:[12392]SO, Up:[12393]= S =
social engineering n.
Term used among [12394]crackers and [12395]samurai for cracking
techniques that rely on weaknesses in [12396]wetware rather than
software; the aim is to trick people into revealing passwords or other
information that compromises a target system's security. Classic scams
include phoning up a mark who has the required information and posing
as a field service tech or a fellow employee with an urgent access
problem. See also the [12397]tiger team story in the [12398]patch
entry.
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Node:social science number, Next:[12399]sock puppet,
Previous:[12400]social engineering, Up:[12401]= S =
social science number n. //
[IBM] A statistic that is [12402]content-free, or nearly so. A measure
derived via methods of questionable validity from data of a dubious
and vague nature. Predictively, having a social science number in hand
is seldom much better than nothing, and can be considerably worse. As
a rule, [12403]management loves them. See also [12404]numbers,
[12405]math-out, [12406]pretty pictures.
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Node:sock puppet, Next:[12407]sodium substrate, Previous:[12408]social
science number, Up:[12409]= S =
sock puppet n.
[Usenet: from the act of placing a sock over your hand and talking to
it and pretending it's talking back] In Usenet parlance, a
[12410]pseudo through which the puppeteer posts follow-ups to their
own original message to give the appearance that a number of people
support the views held in the original message.
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Node:sodium substrate, Next:[12411]soft boot, Previous:[12412]sock
puppet, Up:[12413]= S =
sodium substrate n.
Syn [12414]salt substrate.
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Node:soft boot, Next:[12415]softcopy, Previous:[12416]sodium
substrate, Up:[12417]= S =
soft boot n.
See [12418]boot.
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Node:softcopy, Next:[12419]software bloat, Previous:[12420]soft boot,
Up:[12421]= S =
softcopy /soft'kop-ee/ n.
[by analogy with `hardcopy'] A machine-readable form of corresponding
hardcopy. See [12422]bits, [12423]machinable.
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Node:software bloat, Next:[12424]software hoarding,
Previous:[12425]softcopy, Up:[12426]= S =
software bloat n.
The results of [12427]second-system effect or [12428]creeping
featuritis. Commonly cited examples include ls(1), [12429]X,
[12430]BSD, [12431]Missed'em-five, and [12432]OS/2.
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Node:software hoarding, Next:[12433]software laser,
Previous:[12434]software bloat, Up:[12435]= S =
software hoarding n.
Pejorative term employed by members and adherents of the [12436]GNU
project to describe the act of holding software proprietary, keeping
it under trade secret or license terms which prohibit free
redistribution and modification. Used primarily in Free Software
Foundation propaganda. For a summary of related issues, see
[12437]GNU.
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Node:software laser, Next:[12438]software rot,
Previous:[12439]software hoarding, Up:[12440]= S =
software laser n.
An optical laser works by bouncing photons back and forth between two
mirrors, one totally reflective and one partially reflective. If the
lasing material (usually a crystal) has the right properties, photons
scattering off the atoms in the crystal will excite cascades of more
photons, all in lockstep. Eventually the beam will escape through the
partially-reflective mirror. One kind of [12441]sorcerer's apprentice
mode involving [12442]bounce messages can produce closely analogous
results, with a [12443]cascade of messages escaping to flood nearby
systems. By mid-1993 there had been at least two publicized incidents
of this kind.
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Node:software rot, Next:[12444]softwarily, Previous:[12445]software
laser, Up:[12446]= S =
software rot n.
Term used to describe the tendency of software that has not been used
in a while to [12447]lose; such failure may be semi-humorously
ascribed to [12448]bit rot. More commonly, `software rot' strikes when
a program's assumptions become out of date. If the design was
insufficiently [12449]robust, this may cause it to fail in mysterious
ways. Syn. `code rot'. See also [12450]link rot.
For example, owing to endemic shortsightedness in the design of COBOL
programs, a good number of them succumbed to software rot when their
2-digit year counters underwent [12451]wrap around at the beginning of
the year 2000. Actually, related lossages often afflict centenarians
who have to deal with computer software designed by unimaginative
clods. One such incident became the focus of a minor public flap in
1990, when a gentleman born in 1889 applied for a driver's license
renewal in Raleigh, North Carolina. The new system refused to issue
the card, probably because with 2-digit years the ages 101 and 1
cannot be distinguished.
Historical note: Software rot in an even funnier sense than the
mythical one was a real problem on early research computers (e.g., the
R1; see [12452]grind crank). If a program that depended on a peculiar
instruction hadn't been run in quite a while, the user might discover
that the opcodes no longer did the same things they once did. ("Hey,
so-and-so needs an instruction to do such-and-such. We can
[12453]snarf this opcode, right? No one uses it.")
Another classic example of this sprang from the time an MIT hacker
found a simple way to double the speed of the unconditional jump
instruction on a PDP-6, so he patched the hardware. Unfortunately,
this broke some fragile timing software in a music-playing program,
throwing its output out of tune. This was fixed by adding a defensive
initialization routine to compare the speed of a timing loop with the
real-time clock; in other words, it figured out how fast the PDP-6 was
that day, and corrected appropriately.
Compare [12454]bit rot.
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Node:softwarily, Next:[12455]softy, Previous:[12456]software rot,
Up:[12457]= S =
softwarily /soft-weir'i-lee/ adv.
In a way pertaining to software. "The system is softwarily
unreliable." The adjective **`softwary' is not used. See
[12458]hardwarily.
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Node:softy, Next:[12459]some random X, Previous:[12460]softwarily,
Up:[12461]= S =
softy n.
[IBM] Hardware hackers' term for a software expert who is largely
ignorant of the mysteries of hardware.
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Node:some random X, Next:[12462]sorcerer's apprentice mode,
Previous:[12463]softy, Up:[12464]= S =
some random X adj.
Used to indicate a member of class X, with the implication that Xs are
interchangeable. "I think some random cracker tripped over the guest
timeout last night." See also [12465]J. Random.
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Node:sorcerer's apprentice mode, Next:[12466]SOS, Previous:[12467]some
random X, Up:[12468]= S =
sorcerer's apprentice mode n.
[from Goethe's "Der Zauberlehrling" via Paul Dukas's "L'apprenti
sorcier" the film "Fantasia"] A bug in a protocol where, under some
circumstances, the receipt of a message causes multiple messages to be
sent, each of which, when received, triggers the same bug. Used esp.
of such behavior caused by [12469]bounce message loops in [12470]email
software. Compare [12471]broadcast storm, [12472]network meltdown,
[12473]software laser, [12474]ARMM.
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Node:SOS, Next:[12475]source, Previous:[12476]sorcerer's apprentice
mode, Up:[12477]= S =
SOS /S-O-S/
n.,obs. An infamously [12478]losing text editor. Once, back in the
1960s, when a text editor was needed for the PDP-6, a hacker crufted
together a [12479]quick-and-dirty `stopgap editor' to be used until a
better one was written. Unfortunately, the old one was never really
discarded when new ones came along. SOS is a descendant (`Son of
Stopgap') of that editor, and many PDP-10 users gained the dubious
pleasure of its acquaintance. Since then other programs similar in
style to SOS have been written, notably the early font editor BILOS
/bye'lohs/, the Brother-In-Law Of Stopgap (the alternate expansion
`Bastard Issue, Loins of Stopgap' has been proposed).
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Node:source, Next:[12480]source of all good bits, Previous:[12481]SOS,
Up:[12482]= S =
source n.
[very common] In reference to software, `source' is invariably
shorthand for `source code', the preferred human-readable and
human-modifiable form of the program. This is as opposed to object
code, the derived binary executable form of a program. This shorthand
readily takes derivative forms; one may speak of "the sources of a
system" or of "having source".
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Node:source of all good bits, Next:[12483]space-cadet keyboard,
Previous:[12484]source, Up:[12485]= S =
source of all good bits n.
A person from whom (or a place from which) useful information may be
obtained. If you need to know about a program, a [12486]guru might be
the source of all good bits. The title is often applied to a
particularly competent secretary.
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Node:space-cadet keyboard, Next:[12487]spaceship operator,
Previous:[12488]source of all good bits, Up:[12489]= S =
space-cadet keyboard n.
A now-legendary device used on MIT LISP machines, which inspired
several still-current jargon terms and influenced the design of
[12490]EMACS. It was equipped with no fewer than seven shift keys:
four keys for [12491]bucky bits (`control', `meta', `hyper', and
`super') and three like regular shift keys, called `shift', `top', and
`front'. Many keys had three symbols on them: a letter and a symbol on
the top, and a Greek letter on the front. For example, the `L' key had
an `L' and a two-way arrow on the top, and the Greek letter lambda on
the front. By pressing this key with the right hand while playing an
appropriate `chord' with the left hand on the shift keys, you could
get the following results:
L
lowercase l
shift-L
uppercase L
front-L
lowercase lambda
front-shift-L
uppercase lambda
top-L
two-way arrow (front and shift are ignored)
And of course each of these might also be typed with any combination
of the control, meta, hyper, and super keys. On this keyboard, you
could type over 8000 different characters! This allowed the user to
type very complicated mathematical text, and also to have thousands of
single-character commands at his disposal. Many hackers were actually
willing to memorize the command meanings of that many characters if it
reduced typing time (this attitude obviously shaped the interface of
EMACS). Other hackers, however, thought having that many bucky bits
was overkill, and objected that such a keyboard can require three or
four hands to operate. See [12492]bucky bits, [12493]cokebottle,
[12494]double bucky, [12495]meta bit, [12496]quadruple bucky.
Note: early versions of this entry incorrectly identified the
space-cadet keyboard with the `Knight keyboard'. Though both were
designed by Tom Knight, the latter term was properly applied only to a
keyboard used for ITS on the PDP-10 and modeled on the Stanford
keyboard (as described under [12497]bucky bits). The true space-cadet
keyboard evolved from the first Knight keyboard.
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Node:spaceship operator, Next:[12498]SPACEWAR,
Previous:[12499]space-cadet keyboard, Up:[12500]= S =
spaceship operator n.
The glyph <=>, so-called apparently because in the low-resolution
constant-width font used on many terminals it vaguely resembles a
flying saucer. [12501]Perl uses this to denote the
signum-of-difference operation.
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Node:SPACEWAR, Next:[12502]spaghetti code, Previous:[12503]spaceship
operator, Up:[12504]= S =
SPACEWAR n.
A space-combat simulation game, inspired by E. E. "Doc" Smith's
"Lensman" books, in which two spaceships duel around a central sun,
shooting torpedoes at each other and jumping through hyperspace. This
game was first implemented on the PDP-1 at MIT in 1962. In 1968-69, a
descendant of the game motivated Ken Thompson to build, in his spare
time on a scavenged PDP-7, the operating system that became
[12505]Unix. Less than nine years after that, SPACEWAR was
commercialized as one of the first video games; descendants are still
[12506]feeping in video arcades everywhere.
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Node:spaghetti code, Next:[12507]spaghetti inheritance,
Previous:[12508]SPACEWAR, Up:[12509]= S =
spaghetti code n.
Code with a complex and tangled control structure, esp. one using many
GOTOs, exceptions, or other `unstructured' branching constructs.
Pejorative. The synonym `kangaroo code' has been reported, doubtless
because such code has so many jumps in it.
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Node:spaghetti inheritance, Next:[12510]spam,
Previous:[12511]spaghetti code, Up:[12512]= S =
spaghetti inheritance n.
[encountered among users of object-oriented languages that use
inheritance, such as Smalltalk] A convoluted class-subclass graph,
often resulting from carelessly deriving subclasses from other classes
just for the sake of reusing their code. Coined in a (successful)
attempt to discourage such practice, through guilt-by-association with
[12513]spaghetti code.
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Node:spam, Next:[12514]spam bait, Previous:[12515]spaghetti
inheritance, Up:[12516]= S =
spam vt.,vi.,n.
[from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1. To crash a program by
overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data. See
also [12517]buffer overflow, [12518]overrun screw, [12519]smash the
stack. 2. To cause a newsgroup to be flooded with irrelevant or
inappropriate messages. You can spam a newsgroup with as little as one
well- (or ill-) planned message (e.g. asking "What do you think of
abortion?" on soc.women). This is often done with [12520]cross-posting
(e.g. any message which is crossposted to alt.rush-limbaugh and
alt.politics.homosexuality will almost inevitably spam both groups).
This overlaps with [12521]troll behavior; the latter more specific
term has become more common. 3. To send many identical or
nearly-identical messages separately to a large number of Usenet
newsgroups. This is more specifically called `ECP', Excessive
Cross-Posting. This is one sure way to infuriate nearly everyone on
the Net. See also [12522]velveeta and [12523]jello. 4. To bombard a
newsgroup with multiple copies of a message. This is more specifically
called `EMP', Excessive Multi-Posting. 5. To mass-mail unrequested
identical or nearly-identical email messages, particularly those
containing advertising. Especially used when the mail addresses have
been culled from network traffic or databases without the consent of
the recipients. Synonyms include [12524]UCE, [12525]UBE. 6. Any large,
annoying, quantity of output. For instance, someone on IRC who walks
away from their screen and comes back to find 200 lines of text might
say "Oh no, spam".
The later definitions have become much more prevalent as the Internet
has opened up to non-techies, and to most people senses 3 4 and 5 are
now primary. All three behaviors are considered abuse of the net, and
are almost universally grounds for termination of the originator's
email account or network connection. In these senses the term `spam'
has gone mainstream, though without its original sense or folkloric
freight - there is apparently a widespread myth among [12526]lusers
that "spamming" is what happens when you dump cans of Spam into a
revolving fan.
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Node:spam bait, Next:[12527]spamblock, Previous:[12528]spam,
Up:[12529]= S =
spam bait n.
Email addresses included in, or comprising the entirety of, a usenet
message so that spammers mining a newsgroup with an [12530]address
harvester will collect them. These addresses can be people who have
offended or annoyed the poster, or who are included so that a spammer
will spam an official, thereby causing himself trouble. One
particularly effective form of spam bait is the address of a
[12531]teergrube.
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Node:spamblock, Next:[12532]spamhaus, Previous:[12533]spam bait,
Up:[12534]= S =
spamblock /spam'blok/ n.
[poss. by analogy to sunblock] Text inserted in an email address to
render it invalid and thus useless to spammers. For example, the
address `jrandom@hacker.org' might be transformed to
`jrandom@NOSPAM.hacker.org'. Adding spamblock to an address is often
referred to as `munging' it (see [12535]munge)-. This evasion tactic
depends on the fact that most spammers collect names with some sort of
[12536]address harvester on volumes too high to de-mung by hand, but
individual humans reading an email message can readily spot and remove
a spamblock in the from address.
Note: This is not actually a very effective tactic, and may already be
passing out of use in early 1999 after about two years of life. In
both mail and news, it's essentially impossible to keep a smart
address harvester from mining out the addresses in the message header
and trace lines. Therefore the only people who can be protected are
third parties mentioned by email address in the message - not a common
enough case to interest spammers.
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Node:spamhaus, Next:[12537]spamvertize, Previous:[12538]spamblock,
Up:[12539]= S =
spamhaus spam'hows n.
Pejorative term for an internet service provider that permits or even
encourages [12540]spam mailings from its systems. The plural is
`spamhausen'. There is a web page devoted to [12541]tracking
spamhausen.
The most notorious of the spamhausen was Sanford Wallace's Cyber
Promotions Inc., shut down by a lawsuit on 16 October 1997. The
anniversary of the shutdown is celebrated on Usenet as Spam Freedom
Day, but lesser imitators of the Spamford still infest various murky
corners of the net. Since prosecution of spammers became routine under
the junk-fax laws and statues specifically targeting spam, spamhausen
have declined in relative importance; today, hit-and-run attacks by
spammers using [12542]relay rape and [12543]throwaway accounts on
reputable ISPs seem to account for most of the flow.
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Node:spamvertize, Next:[12544]spangle, Previous:[12545]spamhaus,
Up:[12546]= S =
spamvertize v.
To advertise using [12547]spam. Pejorative.
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Node:spangle, Next:[12548]spawn, Previous:[12549]spamvertize,
Up:[12550]= S =
spangle n.
[UK] The singular of [12551]bells and whistles. See also
[12552]spungle.
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Node:spawn, Next:[12553]special-case, Previous:[12554]spangle,
Up:[12555]= S =
spawn n.,vi.
1. [techspeak] In UNIX parlance, to create a child process from within
a process. Technically this is a `fork'; the term `spawn' is a bit
more general and is used for threads (lightweight processes) as well
as traditional heavyweight processes. 2. In gaming, meant to indicate
where (`spawn-point') and when a player comes to life (or `re-spawns')
after being killed. Opposite of [12556]frag.
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Node:special-case, Next:[12557]speedometer, Previous:[12558]spawn,
Up:[12559]= S =
special-case vt.
To write unique code to handle input to or situations arising in a
program that are somehow distinguished from normal processing. This
would be used for processing of mode switches or interrupt characters
in an interactive interface (as opposed, say, to text entry or normal
commands), or for processing of [12560]hidden flags in the input of a
batch program or [12561]filter.
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Node:speedometer, Next:[12562]spell, Previous:[12563]special-case,
Up:[12564]= S =
speedometer n.
A pattern of lights displayed on a linear set of LEDs (today) or nixie
tubes (yesterday, on ancient mainframes). The pattern is shifted left
every N times the operating system goes through its [12565]main loop.
A swiftly moving pattern indicates that the system is mostly idle; the
speedometer slows down as the system becomes overloaded. The
speedometer on Sun Microsystems hardware bounces back and forth like
the eyes on one of the Cylons from the wretched "Battlestar Galactica"
TV series.
Historical note: One computer, the GE 600 (later Honeywell 6000)
actually had an analog speedometer on the front panel, calibrated in
instructions executed per second.
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Node:spell, Next:[12566]spelling flame, Previous:[12567]speedometer,
Up:[12568]= S =
spell n.
Syn. [12569]incantation.
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Node:spelling flame, Next:[12570]spider, Previous:[12571]spell,
Up:[12572]= S =
spelling flame n. //
[Usenet] A posting ostentatiously correcting a previous article's
spelling as a way of casting scorn on the point the article was trying
to make, instead of actually responding to that point (compare
[12573]dictionary flame). Of course, people who are more than usually
slovenly spellers are prone to think any correction is a spelling
flame. It's an amusing comment on human nature that spelling flames
themselves often contain spelling errors.
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Node:spider, Next:[12574]spider food, Previous:[12575]spelling flame,
Up:[12576]= S =
spider
The Web-walking part of a search engine that collects pages for
indexing in the search engine's database. Also called a [12577]bot.
The best-known spider is Scooter, the web-walker for the Alta Vista
search engine.
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Node:spider food, Next:[12578]spiffy, Previous:[12579]spider,
Up:[12580]= S =
spider food n.
Keywords embedded (usually invisibly) into a web page to attract
search engines (spiders). The intended result of including spider food
in one's web page is to insure that the page appears high on the list
of matching entries to a search engine query. There are right and
wrong ways to do this; the right way is a discreet `meta keywords'
tag, the wrong way is to embed many repeats of a keyword in comments
(and many search engines now detect and ignore the latter).
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Node:spiffy, Next:[12581]spike, Previous:[12582]spider food,
Up:[12583]= S =
spiffy /spi'fee/ adj.
1. Said of programs having a pretty, clever, or exceptionally
well-designed interface. "Have you seen the spiffy [12584]X version of
[12585]empire yet?" 2. Said sarcastically of a program that is
perceived to have little more than a flashy interface going for it.
Which meaning should be drawn depends delicately on tone of voice and
context. This word was common mainstream slang during the 1940s, in a
sense close to 1.
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Node:spike, Next:[12586]spin, Previous:[12587]spiffy, Up:[12588]= S =
spike v.
To defeat a selection mechanism by introducing a (sometimes temporary)
device that forces a specific result. The word is used in several
industries; telephone engineers refer to spiking a relay by inserting
a pin to hold the relay in either the closed or open state, and
railroaders refer to spiking a track switch so that it cannot be
moved. In programming environments it normally refers to a temporary
change, usually for testing purposes (as opposed to a permanent
change, which would be called [12589]hardwired).
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Node:spin, Next:[12590]spl, Previous:[12591]spike, Up:[12592]= S =
spin vi.
Equivalent to [12593]buzz. More common among C and Unix programmers.
See the discussion of `spinlock' under [12594]busy-wait.
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Node:spl, Next:[12595]splash screen, Previous:[12596]spin, Up:[12597]=
S =
spl /S-P-L/
[abbrev, from Set Priority Level] The way traditional Unix kernels
implement mutual exclusion by running code at high interrupt levels.
Used in jargon to describe the act of tuning in or tuning out ordinary
communication. Classically, spl levels run from 1 to 7; "Fred's at spl
6 today" would mean that he is very hard to interrupt. "Wait till I
finish this; I'll spl down then." See also [12598]interrupts locked
out.
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Node:splash screen, Next:[12599]splat, Previous:[12600]spl,
Up:[12601]= S =
splash screen n.
[Mac users] Syn. [12602]banner, sense 3.
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Node:splat, Next:[12603]splat out, Previous:[12604]splash screen,
Up:[12605]= S =
splat n.
1. Name used in many places (DEC, IBM, and others) for the asterisk
(*) character (ASCII 0101010). This may derive from the `squashed-bug'
appearance of the asterisk on many early line printers. 2. [MIT] Name
used by some people for the # character (ASCII 0100011). 3. The
[12606]feature key on a Mac (same as [12607]alt, sense 2). 4. obs.
Name used by some people for the Stanford/ITS extended ASCII circle-x
character. This character is also called `blobby' and `frob', among
other names; it is sometimes used by mathematicians as a notation for
`tensor product'. 5. obs. Name for the semi-mythical Stanford extended
ASCII circle-plus character. See also [12608]ASCII.
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Node:splat out, Next:[12609]spod, Previous:[12610]splat, Up:[12611]= S
=
splat out v.
[Usenet] To partially obscure a potentially provocative word by
substituting [12612]splat characters for some of its letters (usually,
but not always, the vowels). The purpose is not to make the word
unrecognizable but to make it a mention rather than a use, so that no
flamewar ensues. Words often splatted out include N*z* (see
[12613]Godwin's Law), *v*l*t**n (anywhere fundamentalists might be
lurking), *b*rt**n, and g*n c*ntr*l. Compare [12614]UN*X.
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Node:spod, Next:[12615]spoiler, Previous:[12616]splat out, Up:[12617]=
S =
spod n.
[UK] 1. A lower form of life found on [12618]talker systems and
[12619]MUDs. The spod has few friends in [12620]RL and uses talkers
instead, finding communication easier and preferable over the net. He
has all the negative traits of the [12621]computer geek without having
any interest in computers per se. Lacking any knowledge of or interest
in how networks work, and considering his access a God-given right, he
is a major irritant to sysadmins, clogging up lines in order to reach
new MUDs, following passed-on instructions on how to sneak his way
onto Internet ("Wow! It's in America!") and complaining when he is not
allowed to use busy routes. A true spod will start any conversation
with "Are you male or female?" (and follow it up with "Got any good
numbers/IDs/passwords?") and will not talk to someone physically
present in the same terminal room until they log onto the same machine
that he is using and enter talk mode. Compare [12622]newbie,
[12623]tourist, [12624]weenie, [12625]twink, [12626]terminal junkie,
[12627]warez d00dz. 2. A [12628]backronym for "Sole Purpose, Obtain a
Degree"; according to some self-described spods, this term is used by
indifferent students to condemn their harder-working fellows. Compare
the defiant adoption of the term `geek' in the mid-1990s by people who
would previously have been stigmatized by it (see [12629]computer
geek). 3. [obs.] An ordinary person; a [12630]random. This is the
meaning with which the term was coined, but the inventor informs us he
has himself accepted sense 1.
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Node:spoiler, Next:[12631]spoiler space, Previous:[12632]spod,
Up:[12633]= S =
spoiler n.
[Usenet] 1. A remark which reveals important plot elements from books
or movies, thus denying the reader (of the article) the proper
suspense when reading the book or watching the movie. 2. Any remark
which telegraphs the solution of a problem or puzzle, thus denying the
reader the pleasure of working out the correct answer (see also
[12634]interesting). Either sense readily forms compounds like `total
spoiler', `quasi-spoiler' and even `pseudo-spoiler'.
By convention, articles which are spoilers in either sense should
contain the word `spoiler' in the Subject: line, or guarantee via
various tricks that the answer appears only after several screens-full
of warning, or conceal the sensitive information via [12635]rot13,
[12636]spoiler space or some combination of these techniques.
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Node:spoiler space, Next:[12637]sponge, Previous:[12638]spoiler,
Up:[12639]= S =
spoiler space
[also `spoiler spoo'] A screenful of blank lines (and, often,
form-feeds) deliberately inserted in a message following a
[12640]spoiler warning, so the actual spoiler can't be seen without
hitting a key.
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Node:sponge, Next:[12641]spoof, Previous:[12642]spoiler space,
Up:[12643]= S =
sponge n.
[Unix] A special case of a [12644]filter that reads its entire input
before writing any output; the canonical example is a sort utility.
Unlike most filters, a sponge can conveniently overwrite the input
file with the output data stream. If a file system has versioning (as
ITS did and VMS does now) the sponge/filter distinction loses its
usefulness, because directing filter output would just write a new
version. See also [12645]slurp.
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Node:spoof, Next:[12646]spool, Previous:[12647]sponge, Up:[12648]= S =
spoof vi.
To capture, alter, and retransmit a communication stream in a way that
misleads the recipient. As used by hackers, refers especially to
altering TCP/IP packet source addresses or other packet-header data in
order to masquerade as a trusted machine. This term has become very
widespread and is borderline techspeak.
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Node:spool, Next:[12649]spool file, Previous:[12650]spoof, Up:[12651]=
S =
spool vi.
[from early IBM `Simultaneous Peripheral Operation On-Line', but is
widely thought to be a [12652]backronym] To send files to some device
or program (a `spooler') that queues them up and does something useful
with them later. Without qualification, the spooler is the `print
spooler' controlling output of jobs to a printer; but the term has
been used in connection with other peripherals (especially plotters
and graphics devices) and occasionally even for input devices. See
also [12653]demon.
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Node:spool file, Next:[12654]spungle, Previous:[12655]spool,
Up:[12656]= S =
spool file n.
Any file to which data is [12657]spooled to await the next stage of
processing. Especially used in circumstances where spooling the data
copes with a mismatch between speeds in two devices or pieces of
software. For example, when you send mail under Unix, it's typically
copied to a spool file to await a transport [12658]demon's attentions.
This is borderline techspeak.
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Node:spungle, Next:[12659]square tape, Previous:[12660]spool file,
Up:[12661]= S =
spungle n.
[Durham, UK; portmanteau, [12662]spangle + bungle] A [12663]spangle of
no actual usefulness. Example: Roger the Bent Paperclip in Microsoft
Word '98. A spungle's only virtue is that it looks pretty, unless you
find creeping featurism ugly.
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Node:square tape, Next:[12664]squirrelcide, Previous:[12665]spungle,
Up:[12666]= S =
square tape n.
Mainframe magnetic tape cartridges for use with IBM 3480 or compatible
tape drives; or QIC tapes used on workstations and micros. The term
comes from the square (actually rectangular) shape of the cartridges;
contrast [12667]round tape.
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Node:squirrelcide, Next:[12668]stack, Previous:[12669]square tape,
Up:[12670]= S =
squirrelcide n.
[common on Usenet's comp.risks newsgroup.] (alt. `squirrelicide') What
all too frequently happens when a squirrel decides to exercise its
species's unfortunate penchant for shorting out power lines with their
little furry bodies. Result: one dead squirrel, one down computer
installation. In this situation, the computer system is said to have
been squirrelcided.
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Node:stack, Next:[12671]stack puke, Previous:[12672]squirrelcide,
Up:[12673]= S =
stack n.
The set of things a person has to do in the future. One speaks of the
next project to be attacked as having risen to the top of the stack.
"I'm afraid I've got real work to do, so this'll have to be pushed way
down on my stack." "I haven't done it yet because every time I pop my
stack something new gets pushed." If you are interrupted several times
in the middle of a conversation, "My stack overflowed" means "I forget
what we were talking about." The implication is that more items were
pushed onto the stack than could be remembered, so the least recent
items were lost. The usual physical example of a stack is to be found
in a cafeteria: a pile of plates or trays sitting on a spring in a
well, so that when you put one on the top they all sink down, and when
you take one off the top the rest spring up a bit. See also
[12674]push and [12675]pop.
At MIT, [12676]PDL used to be a more common synonym for [12677]stack
in all these contexts, and this may still be true. Everywhere else
[12678]stack seems to be the preferred term. [12679]Knuth ("The Art of
Computer Programming", second edition, vol. 1, p. 236) says:
Many people who realized the importance of stacks and queues
independently have given other names to these structures: stacks
have been called push-down lists, reversion storages, cellars,
nesting stores, piles, last-in-first-out ("LIFO") lists, and even
yo-yo lists!
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Node:stack puke, Next:[12680]stale pointer bug, Previous:[12681]stack,
Up:[12682]= S =
stack puke n.
Some processor architectures are said to `puke their guts onto the
stack' to save their internal state during exception processing. The
Motorola 68020, for example, regurgitates up to 92 bytes on a bus
fault. On a pipelined machine, this can take a while.
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Node:stale pointer bug, Next:[12683]star out, Previous:[12684]stack
puke, Up:[12685]= S =
stale pointer bug n.
Synonym for [12686]aliasing bug used esp. among microcomputer hackers.
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Node:star out, Next:[12687]state, Previous:[12688]stale pointer bug,
Up:[12689]= S =
star out v.
[University of York, England] To replace a user's encrypted password
in /etc/passwd with a single asterisk. Under Unix this is not a legal
encryption of any password; hence the user is not permitted to log in.
In general, accounts like adm, news, and daemon are permanently
"starred out"; occasionally a real user might have the this inflicted
upon him/her as a punishment, e.g. "Graham was starred out for playing
Omega in working hours". Also occasionally known as The Order Of The
Gold Star in this context. "Don't do that, or you'll be awarded the
Order of the Gold Star..." Compare [12690]disusered.
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Node:state, Next:[12691]stealth manager, Previous:[12692]star out,
Up:[12693]= S =
state n.
1. Condition, situation. "What's the state of your latest hack?" "It's
winning away." "The system tried to read and write the disk
simultaneously and got into a totally [12694]wedged state." The
standard question "What's your state?" means "What are you doing?" or
"What are you about to do?" Typical answers are "about to gronk out",
or "hungry". Another standard question is "What's the state of the
world?", meaning "What's new?" or "What's going on?". The more terse
and humorous way of asking these questions would be "State-p?".
Another way of phrasing the first question under sense 1 would be
"state-p latest hack?". 2. Information being maintained in
non-permanent memory (electronic or human).
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Node:stealth manager, Next:[12695]steam-powered,
Previous:[12696]state, Up:[12697]= S =
stealth manager n.
[Corporate DP] A manager that appears out of nowhere, promises
undeliverable software to unknown end users, and vanishes before the
programming staff realizes what has happened. See [12698]smoke and
mirrors.
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Node:steam-powered, Next:[12699]STFW, Previous:[12700]stealth manager,
Up:[12701]= S =
steam-powered adj.
Old-fashioned or underpowered; archaic. This term does not have a
strong negative loading and may even be used semi-affectionately for
something that clanks and wheezes a lot but hangs in there doing the
job.
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Node:STFW, Next:[12702]stiffy, Previous:[12703]steam-powered,
Up:[12704]= S =
STFW imp. /S-T-F-W/
[Usenet] Commmon abbreviation for "Search The Fucking Web", a
suggestion that what you're asking for is a query better handled by a
search engine than a human being. Usage is common and exactly parallel
to both senses of [12705]RTFM.
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Node:stiffy, Next:[12706]stir-fried random, Previous:[12707]STFW,
Up:[12708]= S =
stiffy n.
3.5-inch [12709]microfloppies, so called because their jackets are
more rigid than those of the 5.25-inch and the (now totally obsolete)
8-inch floppy. Elsewhere this might be called a `firmy'. For some odd
reason, several sources have taken the trouble to inform us that this
term is widespread in South Africa.
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Node:stir-fried random, Next:[12710]stomp on, Previous:[12711]stiffy,
Up:[12712]= S =
stir-fried random n.
(alt. `stir-fried mumble') Term used for the best dish of many of
those hackers who can cook. Consists of random fresh veggies and meat
wokked with random spices. Tasty and economical. See [12713]random,
[12714]great-wall, [12715]ravs, [12716]laser chicken, [12717]oriental
food; see also [12718]mumble.
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Node:stomp on, Next:[12719]Stone Age, Previous:[12720]stir-fried
random, Up:[12721]= S =
stomp on vt.
To inadvertently overwrite something important, usually automatically.
"All the work I did this weekend got stomped on last night by the
nightly server script." Compare [12722]scribble, [12723]mangle,
[12724]trash, [12725]scrog, [12726]roach.
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Node:Stone Age, Next:[12727]stone knives and bearskins,
Previous:[12728]stomp on, Up:[12729]= S =
Stone Age n.,adj.
1. In computer folklore, an ill-defined period from ENIAC (ca. 1943)
to the mid-1950s; the great age of electromechanical [12730]dinosaurs.
Sometimes used for the entire period up to 1960-61 (see [12731]Iron
Age); however, it is funnier and more descriptive to characterize the
latter period in terms of a `Bronze Age' era of transistor-logic,
pre-ferrite-[12732]core machines with drum or CRT mass storage (as
opposed to just mercury delay lines and/or relays). See also
[12733]Iron Age. 2. More generally, a pejorative for any crufty,
ancient piece of hardware or software technology. Note that this is
used even by people who were there for the [12734]Stone Age (sense 1).
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Node:stone knives and bearskins, Next:[12735]stoppage,
Previous:[12736]Stone Age, Up:[12737]= S =
stone knives and bearskins n.
[from the Star Trek Classic episode "The City on the Edge of Forever"]
A term traditionally used to describe (and deprecate) computing
environments that are grotesquely primitive in light of what is known
about good ways to design things. As in "Don't get too used to the
facilities here. Once you leave SAIL it's stone knives and bearskins
as far as the eye can see". Compare [12738]steam-powered.
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Node:stoppage, Next:[12739]store, Previous:[12740]stone knives and
bearskins, Up:[12741]= S =
stoppage /sto'p*j/ n.
Extreme [12742]lossage that renders something (usually something
vital) completely unusable. "The recent system stoppage was caused by
a [12743]fried transformer."
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Node:store, Next:[12744]strided, Previous:[12745]stoppage, Up:[12746]=
S =
store n.
[prob. from techspeak `main store'] In some varieties of Commonwealth
hackish, the preferred synonym for [12747]core. Thus, `bringing a
program into store' means not that one is returning shrink-wrapped
software but that a program is being [12748]swapped in.
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Node:strided, Next:[12749]stroke, Previous:[12750]store, Up:[12751]= S
=
strided /stri:'d*d/ adj.
[scientific computing] Said of a sequence of memory reads and writes
to addresses, each of which is separated from the last by a constant
interval called the `stride length'. These can be a worst-case access
pattern for the standard memory-caching schemes when the stride length
is a multiple of the cache line size. Strided references are often
generated by loops through an array, and (if your data is large enough
that access-time is significant) it can be worthwhile to tune for
better locality by inverting double loops or by partially unrolling
the outer loop of a loop nest. This usage is borderline techspeak; the
related term `memory stride' is definitely techspeak.
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Node:stroke, Next:[12752]strudel, Previous:[12753]strided, Up:[12754]=
S =
stroke n.
Common name for the slant (`/', ASCII 0101111) character. See
[12755]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:strudel, Next:[12756]stubroutine, Previous:[12757]stroke,
Up:[12758]= S =
strudel n.
Common (spoken) name for the at-sign (`@', ASCII 1000000) character.
See [12759]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:stubroutine, Next:[12760]studly, Previous:[12761]strudel,
Up:[12762]= S =
stubroutine /stuhb'roo-teen/ n.
[contraction of `stub subroutine'] Tiny, often vacuous placeholder for
a subroutine that is to be written or fleshed out later.
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Node:studly, Next:[12763]studlycaps, Previous:[12764]stubroutine,
Up:[12765]= S =
studly adj.
Impressive; powerful. Said of code and designs which exhibit both
complexity and a virtuoso flair. Has connotations similar to
[12766]hairy but is more positive in tone. Often in the emphatic `most
studly' or as noun-form `studliness'. "Smail 3.0's configuration
parser is most studly."
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Node:studlycaps, Next:[12767]stunning, Previous:[12768]studly,
Up:[12769]= S =
studlycaps /stuhd'lee-kaps/ n.
A hackish form of silliness similar to [12770]BiCapitalization for
trademarks, but applied randomly and to arbitrary text rather than to
trademarks. ThE oRigiN and SigNificaNce of thIs pRacTicE iS oBscuRe.
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Node:stunning, Next:[12771]stupid-sort, Previous:[12772]studlycaps,
Up:[12773]= S =
stunning adj.
Mind-bogglingly stupid. Usually used in sarcasm. "You want to code
what in ADA? That's a ... stunning idea!"
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Node:stupid-sort, Next:[12774]Stupids, Previous:[12775]stunning,
Up:[12776]= S =
stupid-sort n.
Syn. [12777]bogo-sort.
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Node:Stupids, Next:[12778]Sturgeon's Law, Previous:[12779]stupid-sort,
Up:[12780]= S =
Stupids n.
Term used by [12781]samurai for the [12782]suits who employ them;
succinctly expresses an attitude at least as common, though usually
better disguised, among other subcultures of hackers. There may be
intended reference here to an SF story originally published in 1952
but much anthologized since, Mark Clifton's "Star, Bright". In it, a
super-genius child classifies humans into a very few `Brights' like
herself, a huge majority of `Stupids', and a minority of `Tweens', the
merely ordinary geniuses.
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Node:Sturgeon's Law, Next:[12783]sucking mud, Previous:[12784]Stupids,
Up:[12785]= S =
Sturgeon's Law prov.
"Ninety percent of everything is crap". Derived from a quote by
science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon, who once said, "Sure, 90% of
science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud."
Oddly, when Sturgeon's Law is cited, the final word is almost
invariably changed to `crap'. Compare [12786]Hanlon's Razor,
[12787]Ninety-Ninety Rule. Though this maxim originated in SF fandom,
most hackers recognize it and are all too aware of its truth.
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Node:sucking mud, Next:[12788]sufficiently small,
Previous:[12789]Sturgeon's Law, Up:[12790]= S =
sucking mud adj.
[Applied Data Research] (also `pumping mud') Crashed or [12791]wedged.
Usually said of a machine that provides some service to a network,
such as a file server. This Dallas regionalism derives from the East
Texas oilfield lament, "Shut 'er down, Ma, she's a-suckin' mud". Often
used as a query. "We are going to reconfigure the network, are you
ready to suck mud?"
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Node:sufficiently small, Next:[12792]suit, Previous:[12793]sucking
mud, Up:[12794]= S =
sufficiently small adj.
Syn. [12795]suitably small.
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Node:suit, Next:[12796]suitable win, Previous:[12797]sufficiently
small, Up:[12798]= S =
suit n.
1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by
non-hackers. Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that
partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain. It is thought that
this explains much about the behavior of suit-wearers. Compare
[12799]droid. 2. A person who habitually wears suits, as distinct from
a techie or hacker. See [12800]pointy-haired, [12801]burble,
[12802]management, [12803]Stupids, [12804]SNAFU principle, [12805]PHB,
and [12806]brain-damaged.
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Node:suitable win, Next:[12807]suitably small, Previous:[12808]suit,
Up:[12809]= S =
suitable win n.
See [12810]win.
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Node:suitably small, Next:[12811]Sun, Previous:[12812]suitable win,
Up:[12813]= S =
suitably small adj.
[perverted from mathematical jargon]
An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior
that differs from expected or required behavior. For example, suppose
a newly created program came up with a correct full-screen display,
and one publicly exclaimed: "It works!" Then, if the program dumped
core on the first mouse click, one might add: "Well, for suitably
small values of `works'." Compare the characterization of pi under
[12814]random numbers.
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Node:Sun, Next:[12815]sun lounge, Previous:[12816]suitably small,
Up:[12817]= S =
Sun n.
Sun Microsystems. Hackers remember that the name was originally an
acronym, Stanford University Network. Sun started out around 1980 with
some hardware hackers (mainly) from Stanford talking to some software
hackers (mainly) from UC Berkeley; Sun's original technology concept
married a clever board design based on the Motorola 68000 to
[12818]BSD Unix. Sun went on to lead the worstation industry through
the 1980s, and for years afterwards remained an engineering-driven
company and a good place for hackers to work. Though Sun drifted away
from its techie origins after 1990 and has since made some strategic
moves that disappointed and annoyed many hackers (especially by
maintaining proprietary control of Java and rejecting Linux), it's
still considered within the family in much the same way [12819]DEC was
in the 1970s and early 1980s.
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Node:sun lounge, Next:[12820]sun-stools, Previous:[12821]Sun,
Up:[12822]= S =
sun lounge n.
[UK] The room where all the Sun workstations live. The humor in this
term comes from the fact that it's also in mainstream use to describe
a solarium, and all those Sun workstations clustered together give off
an amazing amount of heat.
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Node:sun-stools, Next:[12823]sunspots, Previous:[12824]sun lounge,
Up:[12825]= S =
sun-stools n.
Unflattering hackerism for SunTools, a pre-X windowing environment
notorious in its day for size, slowness, and misfeatures. [12826]X,
however, is larger and (some claim) slower; see [12827]second-system
effect.
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Node:sunspots, Next:[12828]super source quench,
Previous:[12829]sun-stools, Up:[12830]= S =
sunspots n.
1. Notional cause of an odd error. "Why did the program suddenly turn
the screen blue?" "Sunspots, I guess." 2. Also the cause of [12831]bit
rot -- from the myth that sunspots will increase [12832]cosmic rays,
which can flip single bits in memory. See also [12833]phase of the
moon.
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Node:super source quench, Next:[12834]superloser,
Previous:[12835]sunspots, Up:[12836]= S =
super source quench n.
A special packet designed to shut up an Internet host. The Internet
Protocol (IP) has a control message called Source Quench that asks a
host to transmit more slowly on a particular connection to avoid
congestion. It also has a Redirect control message intended to
instruct a host to send certain packets to a different local router. A
"super source quench" is actually a redirect control packet, forged to
look like it came from a local router, that instructs a host to send
all packets to its own local loopback address. This will effectively
tie many Internet hosts up in knots. Compare [12837]Godzillagram,
[12838]breath-of-life packet.
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Node:superloser, Next:[12839]superprogrammer, Previous:[12840]super
source quench, Up:[12841]= S =
superloser n.
[Unix] A superuser with no clue - someone with root privileges on a
Unix system and no idea what he/she is doing, the moral equivalent of
a three-year-old with an unsafetied Uzi. Anyone who thinks this is an
uncommon situation reckons without the territorial urges of
[12842]management.
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Node:superprogrammer, Next:[12843]superuser,
Previous:[12844]superloser, Up:[12845]= S =
superprogrammer n.
A prolific programmer; one who can code exceedingly well and quickly.
Not all hackers are superprogrammers, but many are. (Productivity can
vary from one programmer to another by three orders of magnitude. For
example, one programmer might be able to write an average of 3 lines
of working code in one day, while another, with the proper tools,
might be able to write 3,000. This range is astonishing; it is matched
in very few other areas of human endeavor.) The term `superprogrammer'
is more commonly used within such places as IBM than in the hacker
community. It tends to stress naive measures of productivity and to
underweight creativity, ingenuity, and getting the job done -- and to
sidestep the question of whether the 3,000 lines of code do more or
less useful work than three lines that do the [12846]Right Thing.
Hackers tend to prefer the terms [12847]hacker and [12848]wizard.
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Node:superuser, Next:[12849]support, Previous:[12850]superprogrammer,
Up:[12851]= S =
superuser n.
[Unix] Syn. [12852]root, [12853]avatar. This usage has spread to
non-Unix environments; the superuser is any account with all
[12854]wheel bits on. A more specific term than [12855]wheel.
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Node:support, Next:[12856]surf, Previous:[12857]superuser, Up:[12858]=
S =
support n.
After-sale handholding; something many software vendors promise but
few deliver. To hackers, most support people are useless -- because by
the time a hacker calls support he or she will usually know the
software and the relevant manuals better than the support people
(sadly, this is not a joke or exaggeration). A hacker's idea of
`support' is a tête-à-tête with the software's designer.
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Node:surf, Next:[12859]Suzie COBOL, Previous:[12860]support,
Up:[12861]= S =
surf v.
[from the `surf' idiom for rapidly flipping TV channels] To traverse
the Internet in search of interesting stuff, used esp. if one is doing
so with a World Wide Web browser. It is also common to speak of
`surfing in' to a particular resource.
Hackers adopted this term early, but many have stopped using it since
it went completely mainstream around 1995. The passive, couch-potato
connotations that go with TV channel surfing were never pleasant, and
hearing non-hackers wax enthusiastic about "surfing the net" tends to
make hackers feel a bit as though their home is being overrun by
ignorami.
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Node:Suzie COBOL, Next:[12862]swab, Previous:[12863]surf, Up:[12864]=
S =
Suzie COBOL /soo'zee koh'bol/
1. [IBM: prob. from Frank Zappa's `Suzy Creamcheese'] n. A coder
straight out of training school who knows everything except the value
of comments in plain English. Also (fashionable among personkind
wishing to avoid accusations of sexism) `Sammy Cobol' or (in some
non-IBM circles) `Cobol Charlie'. 2. [proposed] Meta-name for any
[12865]code grinder, analogous to [12866]J. Random Hacker.
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Node:swab, Next:[12867]swap, Previous:[12868]Suzie COBOL, Up:[12869]=
S =
swab /swob/
[From the mnemonic for the PDP-11 `SWAp Byte' instruction, as
immortalized in the dd(1) option conv=swab (see [12870]dd)] 1. vt. To
solve the [12871]NUXI problem by swapping bytes in a file. 2. n. The
program in V7 Unix used to perform this action, or anything
functionally equivalent to it. See also [12872]big-endian,
[12873]little-endian, [12874]middle-endian, [12875]bytesexual.
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Node:swap, Next:[12876]swap space, Previous:[12877]swab, Up:[12878]= S
=
swap vt.
1. [techspeak] To move information from a fast-access memory to a
slow-access memory (`swap out'), or vice versa (`swap in'). Often
refers specifically to the use of disks as `virtual memory'. As pieces
of data or program are needed, they are swapped into [12879]core for
processing; when they are no longer needed they may be swapped out
again. 2. The jargon use of these terms analogizes people's short-term
memories with core. Cramming for an exam might be spoken of as
swapping in. If you temporarily forget someone's name, but then
remember it, your excuse is that it was swapped out. To `keep
something swapped in' means to keep it fresh in your memory: "I reread
the TECO manual every few months to keep it swapped in." If someone
interrupts you just as you got a good idea, you might say "Wait a
moment while I swap this out", implying that a piece of paper is your
extra-somatic memory and that if you don't swap the idea out by
writing it down it will get overwritten and lost as you talk. Compare
[12880]page in, [12881]page out.
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Node:swap space, Next:[12882]swapped in, Previous:[12883]swap,
Up:[12884]= S =
swap space n.
Storage space, especially temporary storage space used during a move
or reconfiguration. "I'm just using that corner of the machine room
for swap space."
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Node:swapped in, Next:[12885]swapped out, Previous:[12886]swap space,
Up:[12887]= S =
swapped in n.
See [12888]swap. See also [12889]page in.
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Node:swapped out, Next:[12890]swizzle, Previous:[12891]swapped in,
Up:[12892]= S =
swapped out n.
See [12893]swap. See also [12894]page out.
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Node:swizzle, Next:[12895]sync, Previous:[12896]swapped out,
Up:[12897]= S =
swizzle v.
To convert external names, array indices, or references within a data
structure into address pointers when the data structure is brought
into main memory from external storage (also called `pointer
swizzling'); this may be done for speed in chasing references or to
simplify code (e.g., by turning lots of name lookups into pointer
dereferences). The converse operation is sometimes termed
`unswizzling'. See also [12898]snap.
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Node:sync, Next:[12899]syntactic salt, Previous:[12900]swizzle,
Up:[12901]= S =
sync /sink/ n., vi.
(var. `synch') 1. To synchronize, to bring into synchronization. 2.
[techspeak] To force all pending I/O to the disk; see [12902]flush,
sense 2. 3. More generally, to force a number of competing processes
or agents to a state that would be `safe' if the system were to crash;
thus, to checkpoint (in the database-theory sense).
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Node:syntactic salt, Next:[12903]syntactic sugar,
Previous:[12904]sync, Up:[12905]= S =
syntactic salt n.
The opposite of [12906]syntactic sugar, a feature designed to make it
harder to write bad code. Specifically, syntactic salt is a hoop the
programmer must jump through just to prove that he knows what's going
on, rather than to express a program action. Some programmers consider
required type declarations to be syntactic salt. A requirement to
write end if, end while, end do, etc. to terminate the last block
controlled by a control construct (as opposed to just end) would
definitely be syntactic salt. Syntactic salt is like the real thing in
that it tends to raise hackers' blood pressures in an unhealthy way.
Compare [12907]candygrammar.
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Node:syntactic sugar, Next:[12908]sys-frog, Previous:[12909]syntactic
salt, Up:[12910]= S =
syntactic sugar n.
[coined by Peter Landin] Features added to a language or other
formalism to make it `sweeter' for humans, features which do not
affect the expressiveness of the formalism (compare [12911]chrome).
Used esp. when there is an obvious and trivial translation of the
`sugar' feature into other constructs already present in the notation.
C's a[i] notation is syntactic sugar for *(a + i). "Syntactic sugar
causes cancer of the semicolon." -- Alan Perlis.
The variants `syntactic saccharin' and `syntactic syrup' are also
recorded. These denote something even more gratuitous, in that
syntactic sugar serves a purpose (making something more acceptable to
humans), but syntactic saccharin or syrup serve no purpose at all.
Compare [12912]candygrammar, [12913]syntactic salt.
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Node:sys-frog, Next:[12914]sysadmin, Previous:[12915]syntactic sugar,
Up:[12916]= S =
sys-frog /sis'frog/ n.
[the PLATO system] Playful variant of `sysprog', which is in turn
short for `systems programmer'.
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Node:sysadmin, Next:[12917]sysape, Previous:[12918]sys-frog,
Up:[12919]= S =
sysadmin /sis'ad-min/ n.
Common contraction of `system admin'; see [12920]admin.
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Node:sysape, Next:[12921]sysop, Previous:[12922]sysadmin, Up:[12923]=
S =
sysape /sys'ayp/ n.
A rather derogatory term for a computer operator; a play on
[12924]sysop common at sites that use the banana hierarchy of problem
complexity (see [12925]one-banana problem).
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Node:sysop, Next:[12926]system, Previous:[12927]sysape, Up:[12928]= S
=
sysop /sis'op/ n.
[esp. in the BBS world] The operator (and usually the owner) of a
bulletin-board system. A common neophyte mistake on [12929]FidoNet is
to address a message to `sysop' in an international [12930]echo, thus
sending it to hundreds of sysops around the world.
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Node:system, Next:[12931]systems jock, Previous:[12932]sysop,
Up:[12933]= S =
system n.
1. The supervisor program or OS on a computer. 2. The entire computer
system, including input/output devices, the supervisor program or OS,
and possibly other software. 3. Any large-scale program. 4. Any method
or algorithm. 5. `System hacker': one who hacks the system (in senses
1 and 2 only; for sense 3 one mentions the particular program: e.g.,
`LISP hacker')
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Node:systems jock, Next:[12934]system mangler, Previous:[12935]system,
Up:[12936]= S =
systems jock n.
See [12937]jock, sense 2.
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Node:system mangler, Next:[12938]SysVile, Previous:[12939]systems
jock, Up:[12940]= S =
system mangler n.
Humorous synonym for `system manager', poss. from the fact that one
major IBM OS had a [12941]root account called SYSMANGR. Refers
specifically to a systems programmer in charge of administration,
software maintenance, and updates at some site. Unlike [12942]admin,
this term emphasizes the technical end of the skills involved.
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Node:SysVile, Next:[12943]T, Previous:[12944]system mangler,
Up:[12945]= S =
SysVile /sis-vi:l'/ n.
See [12946]Missed'em-five.
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Node:= T =, Next:[12947]= U =, Previous:[12948]= S =, Up:[12949]The
Jargon Lexicon
= T =
* [12950]T:
* [12951]tail recursion:
* [12952]talk mode:
* [12953]talker system:
* [12954]tall card:
* [12955]tanked:
* [12956]TANSTAAFL:
* [12957]tape monkey:
* [12958]tar and feather:
* [12959]tarball:
* [12960]tardegy:
* [12961]taste:
* [12962]tayste:
* [12963]TCB:
* [12964]TCP/IP:
* [12965]TechRef:
* [12966]TECO:
* [12967]tee:
* [12968]teergrube:
* [12969]teledildonics:
* [12970]Telerat:
* [12971]TELNET:
* [12972]ten-finger interface:
* [12973]tense:
* [12974]tentacle:
* [12975]tenured graduate student:
* [12976]tera-:
* [12977]teraflop club:
* [12978]terminak:
* [12979]terminal brain death:
* [12980]terminal illness:
* [12981]terminal junkie:
* [12982]terpri:
* [12983]test:
* [12984]TeX:
* [12985]text:
* [12986]thanks in advance:
* [12987]That's not a bug that's a feature!:
* [12988]the literature:
* [12989]the network:
* [12990]the X that can be Y is not the true X:
* [12991]theology:
* [12992]theory:
* [12993]thinko:
* [12994]This can't happen:
* [12995]This time for sure!:
* [12996]thrash:
* [12997]thread:
* [12998]three-finger salute:
* [12999]throwaway account:
* [13000]thud:
* [13001]thumb:
* [13002]thundering herd problem:
* [13003]thunk:
* [13004]tick:
* [13005]tick-list features:
* [13006]tickle a bug:
* [13007]tiger team:
* [13008]time bomb:
* [13009]time sink:
* [13010]time T:
* [13011]times-or-divided-by:
* [13012]TINC:
* [13013]Tinkerbell program:
* [13014]TINLC:
* [13015]tip of the ice-cube:
* [13016]tired iron:
* [13017]tits on a keyboard:
* [13018]TLA:
* [13019](TM):
* [13020]TMRC:
* [13021]TMRCie:
* [13022]TMTOWTDI:
* [13023]to a first approximation:
* [13024]to a zeroth approximation:
* [13025]toad:
* [13026]toast:
* [13027]toaster:
* [13028]toeprint:
* [13029]toggle:
* [13030]tool:
* [13031]toolsmith:
* [13032]toor:
* [13033]topic drift:
* [13034]topic group:
* [13035]TOPS-10:
* [13036]TOPS-20:
* [13037]tourist:
* [13038]tourist information:
* [13039]touristic:
* [13040]toy:
* [13041]toy language:
* [13042]toy problem:
* [13043]toy program:
* [13044]trampoline:
* [13045]trap:
* [13046]trap door:
* [13047]trash:
* [13048]trawl:
* [13049]tree-killer:
* [13050]treeware:
* [13051]trit:
* [13052]trivial:
* [13053]troff:
* [13054]troglodyte:
* [13055]troglodyte mode:
* [13056]Trojan horse:
* [13057]troll:
* [13058]Troll-O-Meter:
* [13059]tron:
* [13060]true-hacker:
* [13061]tty:
* [13062]tube:
* [13063]tube time:
* [13064]tunafish:
* [13065]tune:
* [13066]turbo nerd:
* [13067]Turing tar-pit:
* [13068]turist:
* [13069]Tux:
* [13070]tweak:
* [13071]tweeter:
* [13072]TWENEX:
* [13073]twiddle:
* [13074]twiddle:
* [13075]twilight zone:
* [13076]twink:
* [13077]twirling baton:
* [13078]two pi:
* [13079]two-to-the-N:
* [13080]twonkie:
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Node:T, Next:[13081]tail recursion, Previous:[13082]SysVile,
Up:[13083]= T =
T /T/
1. [from LISP terminology for `true'] Yes. Used in reply to a question
(particularly one asked using [13084]The -P convention). In LISP, the
constant T means `true', among other things. Some Lisp hackers use `T'
and `NIL' instead of `Yes' and `No' almost reflexively. This sometimes
causes misunderstandings. When a waiter or flight attendant asks
whether a hacker wants coffee, he may absently respond `T', meaning
that he wants coffee; but of course he will be brought a cup of tea
instead. Fortunately, most hackers (particularly those who frequent
Chinese restaurants) like tea at least as well as coffee -- so it is
not that big a problem. 2. See [13085]time T (also [13086]since time T
equals minus infinity). 3. [techspeak] In transaction-processing
circles, an abbreviation for the noun `transaction'. 4. [Purdue]
Alternate spelling of [13087]tee. 5. A dialect of [13088]LISP
developed at Yale. (There is an intended allusion to NIL, "New
Implementation of Lisp", another dialect of Lisp developed for the
[13089]VAX)
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Node:tail recursion, Next:[13090]talk mode, Previous:[13091]T,
Up:[13092]= T =
tail recursion n.
If you aren't sick of it already, see [13093]tail recursion.
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Node:talk mode, Next:[13094]talker system, Previous:[13095]tail
recursion, Up:[13096]= T =
talk mode n.
A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some other OSes that allows two
or more logged-in users to set up a real-time on-line conversation. It
combines the immediacy of talking with all the precision (and
verbosity) that written language entails. It is difficult to
communicate inflection, though conventions have arisen for some of
these (see the section on writing style in the Prependices for
details).
Talk mode has a special set of jargon words, used to save typing,
which are not used orally. Some of these are identical to (and
probably derived from) Morse-code jargon used by ham-radio amateurs
since the 1920s.
AFAIAC
as far as I am concerned
AFAIK
as far as I know
BCNU
be seeing you
BTW
by the way
BYE?
are you ready to unlink? (this is the standard way to end a
talk-mode conversation; the other person types BYE to confirm,
or else continues the conversation)
CUL
see you later
ENQ?
are you busy? (expects ACK or NAK in return)
FOO?
are you there? (often used on unexpected links, meaning also
"Sorry if I butted in ..." (linker) or "What's up?" (linkee))
FWIW
for what it's worth
FYI
for your information
FYA
for your amusement
GA
go ahead (used when two people have tried to type
simultaneously; this cedes the right to type to the other)
GRMBL
grumble (expresses disquiet or disagreement)
HELLOP
hello? (an instance of the `-P' convention)
IIRC
if I recall correctly
JAM
just a minute (equivalent to SEC....)
MIN
same as JAM
NIL
no (see [13097]NIL)
NP
no problem
O
over to you
OO
over and out
/
another form of "over to you" (from x/y as "x over y")
\
lambda (used in discussing LISPy things)
OBTW
oh, by the way
OTOH
on the other hand
R U THERE?
are you there?
SEC
wait a second (sometimes written SEC...)
SYN
Are you busy? (expects ACK, SYN|ACK, or RST in return; this is
modeled on the TCP/IP handshake sequence)
T
yes (see the main entry for [13098]T)
TNX
thanks
TNX 1.0E6
thanks a million (humorous)
TNXE6
another form of "thanks a million"
WRT
with regard to, or with respect to.
WTF
the universal interrogative particle; WTF knows what it means?
WTH
what the hell?
When the typing party has finished, he/she types two newlines
to signal that he/she is done; this leaves a blank line between
`speeches' in the conversation, making it easier to reread the
preceding text.
:
When three or more terminals are linked, it is conventional for
each typist to [13099]prepend his/her login name or handle and
a colon (or a hyphen) to each line to indicate who is typing
(some conferencing facilities do this automatically). The login
name is often shortened to a unique prefix (possibly a single
letter) during a very long conversation.
/\/\/\
A giggle or chuckle. On a MUD, this usually means `earthquake
fault'.
Most of the above sub-jargon is used at both Stanford and MIT. Several
of these expressions are also common in [13100]email, esp. FYI, FYA,
BTW, BCNU, WTF, and CUL. A few other abbreviations have been reported
from commercial networks, such as GEnie and CompuServe, where on-line
`live' chat including more than two people is common and usually
involves a more `social' context, notably the following:
grin
grinning, ducking, and running
BBL
be back later
BRB
be right back
HHOJ
ha ha only joking
HHOK
ha ha only kidding
HHOS
[13101]ha ha only serious
IMHO
in my humble opinion (see [13102]IMHO)
LOL
laughing out loud
NHOH
Never Heard of Him/Her (often used in [13103]initgame)
ROTF
rolling on the floor
ROTFL
rolling on the floor laughing
AFK
away from keyboard
b4
before
CU l8tr
see you later
MORF
male or female?
TTFN
ta-ta for now
TTYL
talk to you later
OIC
oh, I see
rehi
hello again
Most of these are not used at universities or in the Unix world,
though ROTF and TTFN have gained some currency there and IMHO is
common; conversely, most of the people who know these are unfamiliar
with FOO?, BCNU, HELLOP, [13104]NIL, and [13105]T.
The [13106]MUD community uses a mixture of Usenet/Internet emoticons,
a few of the more natural of the old-style talk-mode abbrevs, and some
of the `social' list above; specifically, MUD respondents report use
of BBL, BRB, LOL, b4, BTW, WTF, TTFN, and WTH. The use of `rehi' is
also common; in fact, mudders are fond of re- compounds and will
frequently `rehug' or `rebonk' (see [13107]bonk/oif) people. The word
`re' by itself is taken as `regreet'. In general, though, MUDders
express a preference for typing things out in full rather than using
abbreviations; this may be due to the relative youth of the MUD
cultures, which tend to include many touch typists and to assume
high-speed links. The following uses specific to MUDs are reported:
CU l8er
see you later (mutant of CU l8tr)
FOAD
fuck off and die (use of this is generally OTT)
OTT
over the top (excessive, uncalled for)
ppl
abbrev for "people"
THX
thanks (mutant of TNX; clearly this comes in batches of 1138
(the Lucasian K)).
UOK?
are you OK?
Some [13108]B1FFisms (notably the variant spelling d00d) appear to be
passing into wider use among some subgroups of MUDders.
One final note on talk mode style: neophytes, when in talk mode, often
seem to think they must produce letter-perfect prose because they are
typing rather than speaking. This is not the best approach. It can be
very frustrating to wait while your partner pauses to think of a word,
or repeatedly makes the same spelling error and backs up to fix it. It
is usually best just to leave typographical errors behind and plunge
forward, unless severe confusion may result; in that case it is often
fastest just to type "xxx" and start over from before the mistake.
See also [13109]hakspek, [13110]emoticon.
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Node:talker system, Next:[13111]tall card, Previous:[13112]talk mode,
Up:[13113]= T =
talker system n.
British hackerism for software that enables real-time chat or
[13114]talk mode.
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Node:tall card, Next:[13115]tanked, Previous:[13116]talker system,
Up:[13117]= T =
tall card n.
A PC/AT-size expansion card (these can be larger than IBM PC or XT
cards because the AT case is bigger). See also [13118]short card. When
IBM introduced the PS/2 model 30 (its last gasp at supporting the ISA)
they made the case lower and many industry-standard tall cards
wouldn't fit; this was felt to be a reincarnation of the
[13119]connector conspiracy, done with less style.
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Node:tanked, Next:[13120]TANSTAAFL, Previous:[13121]tall card,
Up:[13122]= T =
tanked adj.
Same as [13123]down, used primarily by Unix hackers. See also
[13124]hosed. Popularized as a synonym for `drunk' by Steve Dallas in
the late lamented "Bloom County" comic strip.
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Node:TANSTAAFL, Next:[13125]tape monkey, Previous:[13126]tanked,
Up:[13127]= T =
TANSTAAFL /tan'stah-fl/
[acronym, from Robert Heinlein's classic "The Moon is a Harsh
Mistress".] "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch", often invoked
when someone is balking at the prospect of using an unpleasantly
[13128]heavyweight technique, or at the poor quality of some piece of
software, or at the [13129]signal-to-noise ratio of unmoderated Usenet
newsgroups. "What? Don't tell me I have to implement a database back
end to get my address book program to work!" "Well, TANSTAAFL you
know." This phrase owes some of its popularity to the high
concentration of science-fiction fans and political libertarians in
hackerdom (see [13130]Appendix B for discussion).
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Node:tape monkey, Next:[13131]tar and feather,
Previous:[13132]TANSTAAFL, Up:[13133]= T =
tape monkey n.
A junior system administrator, one who might plausibly be assigned to
do physical swapping of tapes and subsequent storage. When a backup
needs to be restored, one might holler "Tape monkey!" (Compare
[13134]one-banana problem) Also used to dismiss jobs not worthy of a
highly trained sysadmin's ineffable talents: "Cable up her PC? You
must be joking - I'm no tape monkey."
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Node:tar and feather, Next:[13135]tarball, Previous:[13136]tape
monkey, Up:[13137]= T =
tar and feather vi.
[from Unix tar(1)] To create a transportable archive from a group of
files by first sticking them together with tar(1) (the Tape ARchiver)
and then compressing the result (see [13138]compress). The latter
action is dubbed `feathering' partly for euphony and (if only for
contrived effect) by analogy to what you do with an airplane propeller
to decrease wind resistance, or with an oar to reduce water
resistance; smaller files, after all, slip through comm links more
easily. Compare the more common [13139]tarball.
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Node:tarball, Next:[13140]tardegy, Previous:[13141]tar and feather,
Up:[13142]= T =
tarball n.
[very common; prob. based on the "tar baby" in the Uncle Remus folk
tales] An archive, created with the Unix tar(1) utility, containing
myriad related files. "Here, I'll just ftp you a tarball of the whole
project." Tarballs have been the standard way to ship around
source-code distributions since the mid-1980s; in retrospect it seems
odd that this term did not enter common usage until the late 1990s.
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Node:tardegy, Next:[13143]taste, Previous:[13144]tarball, Up:[13145]=
T =
tardegy
n. [deliberate mangling of `tragedy'] An incident in which someone who
clearly deserves to be selected out of the gene pool on grounds of
extreme stupidity meets with a messy end. Coined on the Darwin list,
which is dedicated to chronicling such incidents; but almost all
hackers would instantly recognize the intention of the term and laugh.
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Node:taste, Next:[13146]tayste, Previous:[13147]tardegy, Up:[13148]= T
=
taste [primarily MIT] n.
1. The quality in a program that tends to be inversely proportional to
the number of features, hacks, and kluges programmed into it. Also
`tasty', `tasteful', `tastefulness'. "This feature comes in N tasty
flavors." Although `tasty' and `flavorful' are essentially synonyms,
`taste' and [13149]flavor are not. Taste refers to sound judgment on
the part of the creator; a program or feature can exhibit taste but
cannot have taste. On the other hand, a feature can have
[13150]flavor. Also, [13151]flavor has the additional meaning of
`kind' or `variety' not shared by `taste'. The marked sense of
[13152]flavor is more popular than `taste', though both are widely
used. See also [13153]elegant. 2. Alt. sp. of [13154]tayste.
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Node:tayste, Next:[13155]TCB, Previous:[13156]taste, Up:[13157]= T =
tayste /tayst/
n. Two bits; also as [13158]taste. Syn. [13159]crumb, [13160]quarter.
See [13161]nybble.
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Node:TCB, Next:[13162]TCP/IP, Previous:[13163]tayste, Up:[13164]= T =
TCB /T-C-B/ n.
[IBM] 1. Trouble Came Back. An intermittent or difficult-to-reproduce
problem that has failed to respond to neglect or [13165]shotgun
debugging. Compare [13166]heisenbug. Not to be confused with: 2.
Trusted Computing Base, an `official' jargon term from the
[13167]Orange Book.
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Node:TCP/IP, Next:[13168]TechRef, Previous:[13169]TCB, Up:[13170]= T =
TCP/IP /T'C-P I'P/ n.
1. [Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol] The
wide-area-networking protocol that makes the Internet work, and the
only one most hackers can speak the name of without laughing or
retching. Unlike such allegedly `standard' competitors such as X.25,
DECnet, and the ISO 7-layer stack, TCP/IP evolved primarily by
actually being used, rather than being handed down from on high by a
vendor or a heavily-politicized standards committee. Consequently, it
(a) works, (b) actually promotes cheap cross-platform connectivity,
and (c) annoys the hell out of corporate and governmental
empire-builders everywhere. Hackers value all three of these
properties. See [13171]creationism. 2. [Amateur Packet Radio] Formerly
expanded as "The Crap Phil Is Pushing". The reference is to Phil Karn,
KA9Q, and the context was an ongoing technical/political war between
the majority of sites still running AX.25 and the TCP/IP relays.
TCP/IP won.
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Node:TechRef, Next:[13172]TECO, Previous:[13173]TCP/IP, Up:[13174]= T
=
TechRef /tek'ref/ n.
[MS-DOS] The original "IBM PC Technical Reference Manual", including
the BIOS listing and complete schematics for the PC. The only PC
documentation in the original-issue package that was considered
serious by real hackers.
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Node:TECO, Next:[13175]tee, Previous:[13176]TechRef, Up:[13177]= T =
TECO /tee'koh/ n.,v. obs.
1. [originally an acronym for `[paper] Tape Editor and COrrector';
later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor developed at MIT
and modified by just about everybody. With all the dialects included,
TECO may have been the most prolific editor in use before
[13178]EMACS, to which it was directly ancestral. Noted for its
powerful programming-language-like features and its unspeakably hairy
syntax. It is literally the case that every string of characters is a
valid TECO program (though probably not a useful one); one common game
used to be mentally working out what the TECO commands corresponding
to human names did. 2. vt. Originally, to edit using the TECO editor
in one of its infinite variations (see below). 3. vt.,obs. To edit
even when TECO is not the editor being used! This usage is rare and
now primarily historical.
As an example of TECO's obscurity, here is a TECO program that takes a
list of names such as:
Loser, J. Random
Quux, The Great
Dick, Moby
sorts them alphabetically according to surname, and then puts the
surname last, removing the comma, to produce the following:
Moby Dick
J. Random Loser
The Great Quux
The program is
[1 J^P$L$$
J <.-Z; .,(S,$ -D .)FX1 @F^B $K :L I $ G1 L>$$
(where ^B means `Control-B' (ASCII 0000010) and $ is actually an
[13179]alt or escape (ASCII 0011011) character).
In fact, this very program was used to produce the second, sorted list
from the first list. The first hack at it had a [13180]bug: GLS (the
author) had accidentally omitted the @ in front of F^B, which as
anyone can see is clearly the [13181]Wrong Thing. It worked fine the
second time. There is no space to describe all the features of TECO,
but it may be of interest that ^P means `sort' and J<.-Z; ... L> is an
idiomatic series of commands for `do once for every line'.
In mid-1991, TECO is pretty much one with the dust of history, having
been replaced in the affections of hackerdom by [13182]EMACS.
Descendants of an early (and somewhat lobotomized) version adopted by
DEC can still be found lurking on VMS and a couple of crufty PDP-11
operating systems, however, and ports of the more advanced MIT
versions remain the focus of some antiquarian interest. See also
[13183]retrocomputing, [13184]write-only language.
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Node:tee, Next:[13185]teergrube, Previous:[13186]TECO, Up:[13187]= T =
tee n.,vt.
[Purdue] A carbon copy of an electronic transmission. "Oh, you're
sending him the [13188]bits to that? Slap on a tee for me." From the
Unix command tee(1), itself named after a pipe fitting (see
[13189]plumbing). Can also mean `save one for me', as in "Tee a slice
for me!" Also spelled `T'.
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Node:teergrube, Next:[13190]teledildonics, Previous:[13191]tee,
Up:[13192]= T =
teergrube /teer'groob/ n.
[German for `tar pit'] A trap set to punish spammers who use an
[13193]address harvester; a mail server deliberately set up to be
really, really slow. To activate it, scatter addresses that look like
users on the teergrube's host in places where the address harvester
will be trolling (one popular way is to embed the fake address in a
Usenet sig block next to a human-readable warning not to send mail to
it). The address harvester will dutifully collect the address. When
the spammer tries to mailbomb it, his mailer will get stuck.
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Node:teledildonics, Next:[13194]Telerat, Previous:[13195]teergrube,
Up:[13196]= T =
teledildonics /tel`*-dil-do'-niks/ n.
Sex in a computer simulated virtual reality, esp. computer-mediated
sexual interaction between the [13197]VR presences of two humans. This
practice is not yet possible except in the rather limited form of
erotic conversation on [13198]MUDs and the like. The term, however, is
widely recognized in the VR community as a [13199]ha ha only serious
projection of things to come. "When we can sustain a multi-sensory
surround good enough for teledildonics, then we'll know we're getting
somewhere." See also [13200]hot chat.
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Node:Telerat, Next:[13201]TELNET, Previous:[13202]teledildonics,
Up:[13203]= T =
Telerat /tel'*-rat/ n. obs.
Unflattering hackerism for `Teleray', a now-extinct line of extremely
losing terminals. Compare [13204]AIDX, [13205]Macintrash
[13206]Nominal Semidestructor, [13207]ScumOS, [13208]sun-stools,
[13209]HP-SUX, [13210]Slowlaris.
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Node:TELNET, Next:[13211]ten-finger interface,
Previous:[13212]Telerat, Up:[13213]= T =
TELNET /tel'net/ vt.
(also commonly lowercased as `telnet') To communicate with another
Internet host using the TELNET ([13214]RFC 854) protocol (usually
using a program of the same name). TOPS-10 people used the word
IMPCOM, since that was the program name for them. Sometimes
abbreviated to TN /T-N/. "I usually TN over to SAIL just to read the
AP News."
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Node:ten-finger interface, Next:[13215]tense, Previous:[13216]TELNET,
Up:[13217]= T =
ten-finger interface n.
The interface between two networks that cannot be directly connected
for security reasons; refers to the practice of placing two terminals
side by side and having an operator read from one and type into the
other.
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Node:tense, Next:[13218]tentacle, Previous:[13219]ten-finger
interface, Up:[13220]= T =
tense adj.
Of programs, very clever and efficient. A tense piece of code often
got that way because it was highly [13221]bummed, but sometimes it was
just based on a great idea. A comment in a clever routine by Mike
Kazar, once a grad-student hacker at CMU: "This routine is so tense it
will bring tears to your eyes." A tense programmer is one who produces
tense code.
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Node:tentacle, Next:[13222]tenured graduate student,
Previous:[13223]tense, Up:[13224]= T =
tentacle n.
A covert [13225]pseudo, sense 1. An artificial identity created in
cyberspace for nefarious and deceptive purposes. The implication is
that a single person may have multiple tentacles. This term was
originally floated in some paranoid ravings on the cypherpunks list
(see [13226]cypherpunk), and adopted in a spirit of irony by other,
saner members. It has since shown up, used seriously, in the
documentation for some remailer software, and is now (1994) widely
recognized on the net.
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Node:tenured graduate student, Next:[13227]tera-,
Previous:[13228]tentacle, Up:[13229]= T =
tenured graduate student n.
One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is
5 or 6): a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be
used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year. Students don't
really get tenure, of course, the way professors do, but a tenth-year
graduate student has probably been around the university longer than
any untenured professor.
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Node:tera-, Next:[13230]teraflop club, Previous:[13231]tenured
graduate student, Up:[13232]= T =
tera- /te'r*/ pref.
[SI] See [13233]quantifiers.
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Node:teraflop club, Next:[13234]terminak, Previous:[13235]tera-,
Up:[13236]= T =
teraflop club /te'r*-flop kluhb/ n.
[FLOP = Floating Point Operation] A mythical association of people who
consume outrageous amounts of computer time in order to produce a few
simple pictures of glass balls with intricate ray-tracing techniques.
Caltech professor James Kajiya is said to have been the founder.
Compare [13237]Knights of the Lambda Calculus.
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Node:terminak, Next:[13238]terminal brain death,
Previous:[13239]teraflop club, Up:[13240]= T =
terminak /ter'mi-nak`/ n.
[Caltech, ca. 1979] Any malfunctioning computer terminal. A common
failure mode of Lear-Siegler ADM 3a terminals caused the `L' key to
produce the `K' code instead; complaints about this tended to look
like "Terminak #3 has a bad keyboard. Pkease fix." Compare
[13241]dread high-bit disease, [13242]frogging; see also [13243]AIDX,
[13244]Nominal Semidestructor, [13245]ScumOS, [13246]sun-stools,
[13247]Telerat, [13248]HP-SUX, [13249]Slowlaris.
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Node:terminal brain death, Next:[13250]terminal illness,
Previous:[13251]terminak, Up:[13252]= T =
terminal brain death n.
The extreme form of [13253]terminal illness (sense 1). What someone
who has obviously been hacking continuously for far too long is said
to be suffering from.
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Node:terminal illness, Next:[13254]terminal junkie,
Previous:[13255]terminal brain death, Up:[13256]= T =
terminal illness n.
1. Syn. [13257]raster burn. 2. The `burn-in' condition your CRT tends
to get if you don't have a screen saver.
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Node:terminal junkie, Next:[13258]terpri, Previous:[13259]terminal
illness, Up:[13260]= T =
terminal junkie n.
[UK] A [13261]wannabee or early [13262]larval stage hacker who spends
most of his or her time wandering the directory tree and writing
[13263]noddy programs just to get a fix of computer time. Variants
include `terminal jockey', `console junkie', and [13264]console
jockey. The term `console jockey' seems to imply more expertise than
the other three (possibly because of the exalted status of the
[13265]console relative to an ordinary terminal). See also
[13266]twink, [13267]read-only user. Appropriately, this term was used
in the works of William S. Burroughs to describe a heroin addict with
an unlimited supply.
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Node:terpri, Next:[13268]test, Previous:[13269]terminal junkie,
Up:[13270]= T =
terpri /ter'pree/ vi.
[from LISP 1.5 (and later, MacLISP)] To output a [13271]newline. Now
rare as jargon, though still used as techspeak in Common LISP. It is a
contraction of `TERminate PRInt line', named for the fact that, on
some early OSes and hardware, no characters would be printed until a
complete line was formed, so this operation terminated the line and
emitted the output.
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Node:test, Next:[13272]TeX, Previous:[13273]terpri, Up:[13274]= T =
test n.
1. Real users bashing on a prototype long enough to get thoroughly
acquainted with it, with careful monitoring and followup of the
results. 2. Some bored random user trying a couple of the simpler
features with a developer looking over his or her shoulder, ready to
pounce on mistakes. Judging by the quality of most software, the
second definition is far more prevalent. See also [13275]demo.
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Node:TeX, Next:[13276]text, Previous:[13277]test, Up:[13278]= T =
TeX /tekh/ n.
An extremely powerful [13279]macro-based text formatter written by
Donald E. [13280]Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community
(it is good enough to have displaced Unix [13281]troff, the other
favored formatter, even at many Unix installations). TeX fans insist
on the correct (guttural) pronunciation, and the correct spelling (all
caps, squished together, with the E depressed below the baseline; the
mixed-case `TeX' is considered an acceptable kluge on ASCII-only
devices). Fans like to proliferate names from the word `TeX' -- such
as TeXnician (TeX user), TeXhacker (TeX programmer), TeXmaster
(competent TeX programmer), TeXhax, and TeXnique. See also
[13282]CrApTeX.
Knuth began TeX because he had become annoyed at the declining quality
of the typesetting in volumes I-III of his monumental "Art of Computer
Programming" (see [13283]Knuth, also [13284]bible). In a manifestation
of the typical hackish urge to solve the problem at hand once and for
all, he began to design his own typesetting language. He thought he
would finish it on his sabbatical in 1978; he was wrong by only about
8 years. The language was finally frozen around 1985, but volume IV of
"The Art of Computer Programming" is not expected to appear until
2002. The impact and influence of TeX's design has been such that
nobody minds this very much. Many grand hackish projects have started
as a bit of [13285]toolsmithing on the way to something else; Knuth's
diversion was simply on a grander scale than most.
TeX has also been a noteworthy example of free, shared, but
high-quality software. Knuth offers a monetary awards to anyone who
found and reported bugs dating from before the 1989 code freeze; as
the years wore on and the few remaining bugs were fixed (and new ones
even harder to find), the bribe went up. Though well-written, TeX is
so large (and so full of cutting edge technique) that it is said to
have unearthed at least one bug in every Pascal system it has been
compiled with.
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Node:text, Next:[13286]thanks in advance, Previous:[13287]TeX,
Up:[13288]= T =
text n.
1. [techspeak] Executable code, esp. a `pure code' portion shared
between multiple instances of a program running in a multitasking OS.
Compare [13289]English. 2. Textual material in the mainstream sense;
data in ordinary [13290]ASCII or [13291]EBCDIC representation (see
[13292]flat-ASCII). "Those are text files; you can review them using
the editor." These two contradictory senses confuse hackers, too.
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Node:thanks in advance, Next:[13293]That's not a bug that's a
feature!, Previous:[13294]text, Up:[13295]= T =
thanks in advance
[Usenet] Conventional net.politeness ending a posted request for
information or assistance. Sometimes written `advTHANKSance' or
`aTdHvAaNnKcSe' or abbreviated `TIA'. See [13296]net.-,
[13297]netiquette.
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Node:That's not a bug that's a feature!, Next:[13298]the literature,
Previous:[13299]thanks in advance, Up:[13300]= T =
That's not a bug, that's a feature!
The [13301]canonical first parry in a debate about a purported bug.
The complainant, if unconvinced, is likely to retort that the bug is
then at best a [13302]misfeature. See also [13303]feature.
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Node:the literature, Next:[13304]the network, Previous:[13305]That's
not a bug that's a feature!, Up:[13306]= T =
the literature n.
Computer-science journals and other publications, vaguely gestured at
to answer a question that the speaker believes is [13307]trivial.
Thus, one might answer an annoying question by saying "It's in the
literature." Oppose [13308]Knuth, which has no connotation of
triviality.
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Node:the network, Next:[13309]the X that can be Y is not the true X,
Previous:[13310]the literature, Up:[13311]= T =
the network n.
1. Historicaslly, the union of all the major noncommercial, academic,
and hacker-oriented networks, such as Internet, the pre-1990 ARPANET,
NSFnet, [13312]BITNET, and the virtual UUCP and [13313]Usenet
`networks', plus the corporate in-house networks and commercial
time-sharing services (such as CompuServe, GEnie and AOL) that gateway
to them. A site is generally considered `on the network' if it can be
reached through some combination of Internet-style (@-sign) and UUCP
(bang-path) addresses. See [13314]Internet, [13315]bang path,
[13316]Internet address, [13317]network address. 2. Following the
mass-culture discovery of the Internet in 1994 and subsequent
proliferation of cheap TCP/IP connections, "the network" is
increasingly synonymous with the Internet itself (as it was before the
second wave of wide-area computer networking began around 1980). 3. A
fictional conspiracy of libertarian hacker-subversives and
anti-authoritarian monkeywrenchers described in Robert Anton Wilson's
novel "Schrödinger's Cat", to which many hackers have subsequently
decided they belong (this is an example of [13318]ha ha only serious).
In sense 1, `the network' is often abbreviated to `the net'. "Are you
on the net?" is a frequent question when hackers first meet face to
face, and "See you on the net!" is a frequent goodbye.
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Node:the X that can be Y is not the true X, Next:[13319]theology,
Previous:[13320]the network, Up:[13321]= T =
the X that can be Y is not the true X
Yet another instance of hackerdom's peculiar attraction to mystical
references -- a common humorous way of making exclusive statements
about a class of things. The template is from the "Tao te Ching": "The
Tao which can be spoken of is not the true Tao." The implication is
often that the X is a mystery accessible only to the enlightened. See
the [13322]trampoline entry for an example, and compare [13323]has the
X nature.
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Node:theology, Next:[13324]theory, Previous:[13325]the X that can be Y
is not the true X, Up:[13326]= T =
theology n.
1. Ironically or humorously used to refer to [13327]religious issues.
2. Technical fine points of an abstruse nature, esp. those where the
resolution is of theoretical interest but is relatively
[13328]marginal with respect to actual use of a design or system. Used
esp. around software issues with a heavy AI or language-design
component, such as the smart-data vs. smart-programs dispute in AI.
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Node:theory, Next:[13329]thinko, Previous:[13330]theology, Up:[13331]=
T =
theory n.
The consensus, idea, plan, story, or set of rules that is currently
being used to inform a behavior. This usage is a generalization and
(deliberate) abuse of the technical meaning. "What's the theory on
fixing this TECO loss?" "What's the theory on dinner tonight?"
("Chinatown, I guess.") "What's the current theory on letting lusers
on during the day?" "The theory behind this change is to fix the
following well-known screw...."
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Node:thinko, Next:[13332]This can't happen, Previous:[13333]theory,
Up:[13334]= T =
thinko /thing'koh/ n.
[by analogy with `typo'] A momentary, correctable glitch in mental
processing, especially one involving recall of information learned by
rote; a bubble in the stream of consciousness. Syn. [13335]braino; see
also [13336]brain fart. Compare [13337]mouso.
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Node:This can't happen, Next:[13338]This time for sure!,
Previous:[13339]thinko, Up:[13340]= T =
This can't happen
Less clipped variant of [13341]can't happen.
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Node:This time for sure!, Next:[13342]thrash, Previous:[13343]This
can't happen, Up:[13344]= T =
This time, for sure! excl.
Ritual affirmation frequently uttered during protracted debugging
sessions involving numerous small obstacles (e.g., attempts to bring
up a UUCP connection). For the proper effect, this must be uttered in
a fruity imitation of Bullwinkle J. Moose. Also heard: "Hey, Rocky!
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" The [13345]canonical response
is, of course, "But that trick never works!" See [13346]hacker humor.
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Node:thrash, Next:[13347]thread, Previous:[13348]This time for sure!,
Up:[13349]= T =
thrash vi.
To move wildly or violently, without accomplishing anything useful.
Paging or swapping systems that are overloaded waste most of their
time moving data into and out of core (rather than performing useful
computation) and are therefore said to thrash. Someone who keeps
changing his mind (esp. about what to work on next) is said to be
thrashing. A person frantically trying to execute too many tasks at
once (and not spending enough time on any single task) may also be
described as thrashing. Compare [13350]multitask.
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Node:thread, Next:[13351]three-finger salute, Previous:[13352]thrash,
Up:[13353]= T =
thread n.
[Usenet, GEnie, CompuServe] Common abbreviation of `topic thread', a
more or less continuous chain of postings on a single topic. To
`follow a thread' is to read a series of Usenet postings sharing a
common subject or (more correctly) which are connected by Reference
headers. The better newsreaders can present news in thread order
automatically. Not to be confused with the techspeak sense of
`thread', e.g. a lightweight process.
Interestingly, this is far from a neologism. The OED says: "That which
connects the successive points in anything, esp. a narrative, train of
thought, or the like; the sequence of events or ideas continuing
throughout the whole course of anything;" Citations are given going
back to 1642!
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Node:three-finger salute, Next:[13354]throwaway account,
Previous:[13355]thread, Up:[13356]= T =
three-finger salute n.
Syn. [13357]Vulcan nerve pinch.
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Node:throwaway account, Next:[13358]thud, Previous:[13359]three-finger
salute, Up:[13360]= T =
throwaway account n.
1. An inexpensive Internet account purchased on a legitimate
[13361]ISP for the the sole purpose of spewing [13362]spam. 2. An
inexpensive Internet account obtained for the sole purpose of doing
something which requires a valid email address but being able to
ignore spam since the user will not look at the account again.
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Node:thud, Next:[13363]thumb, Previous:[13364]throwaway account,
Up:[13365]= T =
thud n.
1. Yet another [13366]metasyntactic variable (see [13367]foo). It is
reported that at CMU from the mid-1970s the canonical series of these
was `foo', `bar', `thud', `blat'. 2. Rare term for the hash character,
`#' (ASCII 0100011). See [13368]ASCII for other synonyms.
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Node:thumb, Next:[13369]thundering herd problem, Previous:[13370]thud,
Up:[13371]= T =
thumb n.
The slider on a window-system scrollbar. So called because moving it
allows you to browse through the contents of a text window in a way
analogous to thumbing through a book.
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Node:thundering herd problem, Next:[13372]thunk,
Previous:[13373]thumb, Up:[13374]= T =
thundering herd problem
Scheduler thrashing. This can happen under Unix when you have a number
of processes that are waiting on a single event. When that event (a
connection to the web server, say) happens, every process which could
possibly handle the event is awakened. In the end, only one of those
processes will actually be able to do the work, but, in the meantime,
all the others wake up and contend for CPU time before being put back
to sleep. Thus the system thrashes briefly while a herd of processes
thunders through. If this starts to happen many times per second, the
performance impact can be significant.
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Node:thunk, Next:[13375]tick, Previous:[13376]thundering herd problem,
Up:[13377]= T =
thunk /thuhnk/ n.
1. [obs.]"A piece of coding which provides an address", according to
P. Z. Ingerman, who invented thunks in 1961 as a way of binding actual
parameters to their formal definitions in Algol-60 procedure calls. If
a procedure is called with an expression in the place of a formal
parameter, the compiler generates a thunk which computes the
expression and leaves the address of the result in some standard
location. 2. Later generalized into: an expression, frozen together
with its environment, for later evaluation if and when needed (similar
to what in techspeak is called a `closure'). The process of unfreezing
these thunks is called `forcing'. 3. A [13378]stubroutine, in an
overlay programming environment, that loads and jumps to the correct
overlay. Compare [13379]trampoline. 4. People and activities scheduled
in a thunklike manner. "It occurred to me the other day that I am
rather accurately modeled by a thunk -- I frequently need to be forced
to completion." -- paraphrased from a [13380]plan file.
Historical note: There are a couple of onomatopoeic myths circulating
about the origin of this term. The most common is that it is the sound
made by data hitting the stack; another holds that the sound is that
of the data hitting an accumulator. Yet another suggests that it is
the sound of the expression being unfrozen at argument-evaluation
time. In fact, according to the inventors, it was coined after they
realized (in the wee hours after hours of discussion) that the type of
an argument in Algol-60 could be figured out in advance with a little
compile-time thought, simplifying the evaluation machinery. In other
words, it had `already been thought of'; thus it was christened a
`thunk', which is "the past tense of `think' at two in the morning".
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Node:tick, Next:[13381]tick-list features, Previous:[13382]thunk,
Up:[13383]= T =
tick n.
1. A [13384]jiffy (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of
time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism. In AI
applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the
only constraint of interest is the ordering of events. This sort of AI
simulation is often pejoratively referred to as `tick-tick-tick'
simulation, especially when the issue of simultaneity of events with
long, independent chains of causes is [13385]handwaved. 3. In the
FORTH language, a single quote character.
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Node:tick-list features, Next:[13386]tickle a bug,
Previous:[13387]tick, Up:[13388]= T =
tick-list features n.
[Acorn Computers] Features in software or hardware that customers
insist on but never use (calculators in desktop TSRs and that sort of
thing). The American equivalent would be `checklist features', but
this jargon sense of the phrase has not been reported.
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Node:tickle a bug, Next:[13389]tiger team, Previous:[13390]tick-list
features, Up:[13391]= T =
tickle a bug vt.
To cause a normally hidden bug to manifest itself through some known
series of inputs or operations. "You can tickle the bug in the
Paradise VGA card's highlight handling by trying to set bright yellow
reverse video."
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Node:tiger team, Next:[13392]time bomb, Previous:[13393]tickle a bug,
Up:[13394]= T =
tiger team n.
[U.S. military jargon] 1. Originally, a team (of [13395]sneakers)
whose purpose is to penetrate security, and thus test security
measures. These people are paid professionals who do hacker-type
tricks, e.g., leave cardboard signs saying "bomb" in critical defense
installations, hand-lettered notes saying "Your codebooks have been
stolen" (they usually haven't been) inside safes, etc. After a
successful penetration, some high-ranking security type shows up the
next morning for a `security review' and finds the sign, note, etc.,
and all hell breaks loose. Serious successes of tiger teams sometimes
lead to early retirement for base commanders and security officers
(see the [13396]patch entry for an example). 2. Recently, and more
generally, any official inspection team or special [13397]firefighting
group called in to look at a problem.
A subset of tiger teams are professional [13398]crackers, testing the
security of military computer installations by attempting remote
attacks via networks or supposedly `secure' comm channels. Some of
their escapades, if declassified, would probably rank among the
greatest hacks of all times. The term has been adopted in commercial
computer-security circles in this more specific sense.
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Node:time bomb, Next:[13399]time sink, Previous:[13400]tiger team,
Up:[13401]= T =
time bomb n.
A subspecies of [13402]logic bomb that is triggered by reaching some
preset time, either once or periodically. There are numerous legends
about time bombs set up by programmers in their employers' machines,
to go off if the programmer is fired or laid off and is not present to
perform the appropriate suppressing action periodically.
Interestingly, the only such incident for which we have been pointed
to documentary evidence took place in the Soviet Union in 1986! A
disgruntled programmer at the Volga Automobile Plant (where the Fiat
clones called Ladas were manufactured) planted a time bomb which, a
week after he'd left on vacation, stopped the entire main assembly
line for a day. The case attracted lots of attention in the Soviet
Union because it was the first cracking case to make it to court
there. The perpetrator got a suspended sentence of 3 years in jail and
was barred from future work as a programmer.
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Node:time sink, Next:[13403]time T, Previous:[13404]time bomb,
Up:[13405]= T =
time sink n.
[poss. by analogy with `heat sink' or `current sink'] A project that
consumes unbounded amounts of time.
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Node:time T, Next:[13406]times-or-divided-by, Previous:[13407]time
sink, Up:[13408]= T =
time T /ti:m T/ n.
1. An unspecified but usually well-understood time, often used in
conjunction with a later time T+1. "We'll meet on campus at time T or
at Louie's at time T+1" means, in the context of going out for dinner:
"We can meet on campus and go to Louie's, or we can meet at Louie's
itself a bit later." (Louie's was a Chinese restaurant in Palo Alto
that was a favorite with hackers.) Had the number 30 been used instead
of the number 1, it would have implied that the travel time from
campus to Louie's is 30 minutes; whatever time T is (and that hasn't
been decided on yet), you can meet half an hour later at Louie's than
you could on campus and end up eating at the same time. See also
[13409]since time T equals minus infinity.
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Node:times-or-divided-by, Next:[13410]TINC, Previous:[13411]time T,
Up:[13412]= T =
times-or-divided-by quant.
[by analogy with `plus-or-minus'] Term occasionally used when
describing the uncertainty associated with a scheduling estimate, for
either humorous or brutally honest effect. For a software project, the
scheduling uncertainty factor is usually at least 2.
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Node:TINC, Next:[13413]Tinkerbell program,
Previous:[13414]times-or-divided-by, Up:[13415]= T =
TINC //
[Usenet] Abbreviation: "There Is No Cabal". See [13416]backbone cabal
and [13417]NANA, but note that this abbreviation did not enter use
until long after the dispersal of the backbone cabal.
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Node:Tinkerbell program, Next:[13418]TINLC, Previous:[13419]TINC,
Up:[13420]= T =
Tinkerbell program n.
[Great Britain] A monitoring program used to scan incoming network
calls and generate alerts when calls are received from particular
sites, or when logins are attempted using certain IDs. Named after
`Project Tinkerbell', an experimental phone-tapping program developed
by British Telecom in the early 1980s.
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Node:TINLC, Next:[13421]tip of the ice-cube,
Previous:[13422]Tinkerbell program, Up:[13423]= T =
TINLC //
Abbreviation: "There Is No Lumber Cartel". See [13424]Lumber Cartel.
TINLC is a takeoff on [13425]TINC.
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Node:tip of the ice-cube, Next:[13426]tired iron,
Previous:[13427]TINLC, Up:[13428]= T =
tip of the ice-cube n. //
[IBM] The visible part of something small and insignificant. Used as
an ironic comment in situations where `tip of the iceberg' might be
appropriate if the subject were at all important.
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Node:tired iron, Next:[13429]tits on a keyboard, Previous:[13430]tip
of the ice-cube, Up:[13431]= T =
tired iron n.
[IBM] Hardware that is perfectly functional but far enough behind the
state of the art to have been superseded by new products, presumably
with sufficient improvement in bang-per-buck that the old stuff is
starting to look a bit like a [13432]dinosaur.
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Node:tits on a keyboard, Next:[13433]TLA, Previous:[13434]tired iron,
Up:[13435]= T =
tits on a keyboard n.
Small bumps on certain keycaps to keep touch-typists registered.
Usually on the 5 of a numeric keypad, and on the F and J of a
[13436]QWERTY keyboard; but older Macs, perverse as usual, had them on
the D and K keys (this changed in 1999).
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Node:TLA, Next:[13437](TM), Previous:[13438]tits on a keyboard,
Up:[13439]= T =
TLA /T-L-A/ n.
[Three-Letter Acronym] 1. Self-describing abbreviation for a species
with which computing terminology is infested. 2. Any confusing
acronym. Examples include MCA, FTP, SNA, CPU, MMU, SCCS, DMU, FPU,
NNTP, TLA. People who like this looser usage argue that not all TLAs
have three letters, just as not all four-letter words have four
letters. One also hears of `ETLA' (Extended Three-Letter Acronym,
pronounced /ee tee el ay/) being used to describe four-letter
acronyms. The term `SFLA' (Stupid Four-Letter Acronym) has also been
reported. See also [13440]YABA.
The self-effacing phrase "TDM TLA" (Too Damn Many...) is often used to
bemoan the plethora of TLAs in use. In 1989, a random of the
journalistic persuasion asked hacker Paul Boutin "What do you think
will be the biggest problem in computing in the 90s?" Paul's
straight-faced response: "There are only 17,000 three-letter
acronyms." (To be exact, there are 26^3 = 17,576.) There is probably
some karmic justice in the fact that Paul Boutin subsequently became a
journalist.
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Node:(TM), Next:[13441]TMRC, Previous:[13442]TLA, Up:[13443]= T =
(TM) //
[Usenet] ASCII rendition of the trademark-superscript symbol appended
to phrases that the author feels should be recorded for posterity,
perhaps in future editions of this lexicon. Sometimes used ironically
as a form of protest against the recent spate of software and
algorithm patents and `look and feel' lawsuits. See also [13444]UN*X.
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Node:TMRC, Next:[13445]TMRCie, Previous:[13446](TM), Up:[13447]= T =
TMRC /tmerk'/ n.
The Tech Model Railroad Club at MIT, one of the wellsprings of hacker
culture. The 1959 "Dictionary of the TMRC Language" compiled by Peter
Samson included several terms that became basics of the hackish
vocabulary (see esp. [13448]foo, [13449]mung, and [13450]frob).
By 1962, TMRC's legendary layout was already a marvel of complexity
and has grown in the years since. All the features described here were
still present when the old layout was decomissioned in 1998 just
before the demolition of MIT Building 20, and will almost certainly be
retained when the old layout is rebuilt (expected in 2003). The
control system alone featured about 1200 relays. There were
[13451]scram switches located at numerous places around the room that
could be thwacked if something undesirable was about to occur, such as
a train going full-bore at an obstruction. Another feature of the
system was a digital clock on the dispatch board, which was itself
something of a wonder in those bygone days before cheap LEDs and
seven-segment displays. When someone hit a scram switch the clock
stopped and the display was replaced with the word `FOO'; at TMRC the
scram switches are therefore called `foo switches'.
Steven Levy, in his book "Hackers" (see the [13452]Bibliography in
Appendix C), gives a stimulating account of those early years. TMRC's
Signals and Power Committee included many of the early PDP-1 hackers
and the people who later became the core of the MIT AI Lab staff.
Thirty years later that connection is still very much alive, and this
lexicon accordingly includes a number of entries from a recent
revision of the TMRC dictionary.
TMRC has a web page at [13453]http://web.mit.edu/tmrc/www/.
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Node:TMRCie, Next:[13454]TMTOWTDI, Previous:[13455]TMRC, Up:[13456]= T
=
TMRCie /tmerk'ee/, n.
[MIT] A denizen of [13457]TMRC.
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Node:TMTOWTDI, Next:[13458]to a first approximation,
Previous:[13459]TMRCie, Up:[13460]= T =
TMTOWTDI /tim-toh'-dee/
There's More Than One Way To Do It. This abbreviation of the official
motto of [13461]Perl is frequently used on newsgroups and mailing
lists related to that language.
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Node:to a first approximation, Next:[13462]to a zeroth approximation,
Previous:[13463]TMTOWTDI, Up:[13464]= T =
to a first approximation adj.
1. [techspeak] When one is doing certain numerical computations, an
approximate solution may be computed by any of several heuristic
methods, then refined to a final value. By using the starting point of
a first approximation of the answer, one can write an algorithm that
converges more quickly to the correct result. 2. In jargon, a preface
to any comment that indicates that the comment is only approximately
true. The remark "To a first approximation, I feel good" might
indicate that deeper questioning would reveal that not all is perfect
(e.g., a nagging cough still remains after an illness).
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Node:to a zeroth approximation, Next:[13465]toad, Previous:[13466]to a
first approximation, Up:[13467]= T =
to a zeroth approximation
[from `to a first approximation'] A really sloppy approximation; a
wild guess. Compare [13468]social science number.
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Node:toad, Next:[13469]toast, Previous:[13470]to a zeroth
approximation, Up:[13471]= T =
toad vt. [MUD]
1. Notionally, to change a [13472]MUD player into a toad. 2. To
permanently and totally exile a player from the MUD. A very serious
action, which can only be done by a MUD [13473]wizard; often involves
a lot of debate among the other characters first. See also
[13474]frog, [13475]FOD.
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Node:toast, Next:[13476]toaster, Previous:[13477]toad, Up:[13478]= T =
toast 1. n.
Any completely inoperable system or component, esp. one that has just
crashed and burned: "Uh, oh ... I think the serial board is toast." 2.
vt. To cause a system to crash accidentally, especially in a manner
that requires manual rebooting. "Rick just toasted the [13479]firewall
machine again." Compare [13480]fried.
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Node:toaster, Next:[13481]toeprint, Previous:[13482]toast, Up:[13483]=
T =
toaster n.
1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded
microprocessor controller; often used in comments that imply that a
scheme is inappropriate technology (but see [13484]elevator
controller). "[13485]DWIM for an assembler? That'd be as silly as
running Unix on your [13486]toaster!" 2. A very, very dumb computer.
"You could run this program on any dumb toaster." See [13487]bitty
box, [13488]Get a real computer!, [13489]toy, [13490]beige toaster. 3.
A Macintosh, esp. the Classic Mac. Some hold that this is implied by
sense 2. 4. A peripheral device. "I bought my box without toasters,
but since then I've added two boards and a second disk drive." 5. A
specialized computer used as an appliance. See [13491]web toaster,
[13492]video toaster.
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Node:toeprint, Next:[13493]toggle, Previous:[13494]toaster,
Up:[13495]= T =
toeprint n.
A [13496]footprint of especially small size.
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Node:toggle, Next:[13497]tool, Previous:[13498]toeprint, Up:[13499]= T
=
toggle vt.
To change a [13500]bit from whatever state it is in to the other
state; to change from 1 to 0 or from 0 to 1. This comes from `toggle
switches', such as standard light switches, though the word `toggle'
actually refers to the mechanism that keeps the switch in the position
to which it is flipped rather than to the fact that the switch has two
positions. There are four things you can do to a bit: set it (force it
to be 1), clear (or zero) it, leave it alone, or toggle it.
(Mathematically, one would say that there are four distinct
boolean-valued functions of one boolean argument, but saying that is
much less fun than talking about toggling bits.)
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Node:tool, Next:[13501]toolsmith, Previous:[13502]toggle, Up:[13503]=
T =
tool 1. n.
A program used primarily to create, manipulate, modify, or analyze
other programs, such as a compiler or an editor or a cross-referencing
program. Oppose [13504]app, [13505]operating system. 2. [Unix] An
application program with a simple, `transparent' (typically
text-stream) interface designed specifically to be used in programmed
combination with other tools (see [13506]filter, [13507]plumbing). 3.
[MIT: general to students there] vi. To work; to study (connotes
tedium). The TMRC Dictionary defined this as "to set one's brain to
the grindstone". See [13508]hack. 4. n. [MIT] A student who studies
too much and hacks too little. (MIT's student humor magazine rejoices
in the name "Tool and Die".)
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Node:toolsmith, Next:[13509]toor, Previous:[13510]tool, Up:[13511]= T
=
toolsmith n.
The software equivalent of a tool-and-die specialist; one who
specializes in making the [13512]tools with which other programmers
create applications. Many hackers consider this more fun than
applications per se; to understand why, see [13513]uninteresting. Jon
Bentley, in the "Bumper-Sticker Computer Science" chapter of his book
"More Programming Pearls", quotes Dick Sites from [13514]DEC as saying
"I'd rather write programs to write programs than write programs".
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Node:toor, Next:[13515]topic drift, Previous:[13516]toolsmith,
Up:[13517]= T =
toor n.
The Bourne-Again Super-user. An alternate account with UID of 0,
created on Unix machines where the root user has an inconvenient
choice of shell. Compare [13518]avatar.
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Node:topic drift, Next:[13519]topic group, Previous:[13520]toor,
Up:[13521]= T =
topic drift n.
Term used on GEnie, Usenet and other electronic fora to describe the
tendency of a [13522]thread to drift away from the original subject of
discussion (and thus, from the Subject header of the originating
message), or the results of that tendency. The header in each post can
be changed to keep current with the posts, but usually isn't due to
forgetfulness or laziness. A single post may often result in several
posts each responding to a different point in the original. Some
subthreads will actually be in response to some off-the-cuff side
comment, possibly degenerating into a [13523]flame war, or just as
often evolving into a separate discussion. Hence, discussions aren't
really so much threads as they are trees. Except that they don't
really have leaves, or multiple branching roots; usually some lines of
discussion will just sort of die off after everyone gets tired of
them. This could take anywhere from hours to weeks, or even longer.
The term `topic drift' is often used in gentle reminders that the
discussion has strayed off any useful track. "I think we started with
a question about Niven's last book, but we've ended up discussing the
sexual habits of the common marmoset. Now that's topic drift!"
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Node:topic group, Next:[13524]TOPS-10, Previous:[13525]topic drift,
Up:[13526]= T =
topic group n.
Syn. [13527]forum.
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Node:TOPS-10, Next:[13528]TOPS-20, Previous:[13529]topic group,
Up:[13530]= T =
TOPS-10 /tops-ten/ n.
[13531]DEC's proprietary OS for the fabled [13532]PDP-10 machines,
long a favorite of hackers but now effectively extinct. A fountain of
hacker folklore; see Appendix A. See also [13533]ITS, [13534]TOPS-20,
[13535]TWENEX, [13536]VMS, [13537]operating system. TOPS-10 was
sometimes called BOTS-10 (from `bottoms-ten') as a comment on the
inappropriateness of describing it as the top of anything.
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Node:TOPS-20, Next:[13538]tourist, Previous:[13539]TOPS-10,
Up:[13540]= T =
TOPS-20 /tops-twen'tee/ n.
See [13541]TWENEX.
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Node:tourist, Next:[13542]tourist information,
Previous:[13543]TOPS-20, Up:[13544]= T =
tourist n.
1. [ITS] A guest on the system, especially one who generally logs in
over a network from a remote location for [13545]comm mode, email,
games, and other trivial purposes. One step below [13546]luser. ITS
hackers often used to spell this [13547]turist, perhaps by some sort
of tenuous analogy with [13548]luser (this usage may also have
expressed the ITS culture's penchant for six-letterisms, and-or been
some sort of tribute to Alan Turing). Compare [13549]twink,
[13550]lurker, [13551]read-only user. 2. [IRC] An [13552]IRC user who
goes from channel to channel without saying anything; see
[13553]channel hopping.
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Node:tourist information, Next:[13554]touristic,
Previous:[13555]tourist, Up:[13556]= T =
tourist information n.
Information in an on-line display that is not immediately useful, but
contributes to a viewer's gestalt of what's going on with the software
or hardware behind it. Whether a given piece of info falls in this
category depends partly on what the user is looking for at any given
time. The `bytes free' information at the bottom of an MS-DOS dir
display is tourist information; so (most of the time) is the TIME
information in a Unix ps(1) display.
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Node:touristic, Next:[13557]toy, Previous:[13558]tourist information,
Up:[13559]= T =
touristic adj.
Having the quality of a [13560]tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as
in `losing touristic scum'. Often spelled `turistic' or `turistik', so
that phrase might be more properly rendered `lusing turistic scum'.
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Node:toy, Next:[13561]toy language, Previous:[13562]touristic,
Up:[13563]= T =
toy n.
A computer system; always used with qualifiers. 1. `nice toy': One
that supports the speaker's hacking style adequately. 2. `just a toy':
A machine that yields insufficient [13564]computrons for the speaker's
preferred uses. This is not condemnatory, as is [13565]bitty box; toys
can at least be fun. It is also strongly conditioned by one's
expectations; Cray XMP users sometimes consider the Cray-1 a `toy',
and certainly all RISC boxes and mainframes are toys by their
standards. See also [13566]Get a real computer!.
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Node:toy language, Next:[13567]toy problem, Previous:[13568]toy,
Up:[13569]= T =
toy language n.
A language useful for instructional purposes or as a proof-of-concept
for some aspect of computer-science theory, but inadequate for
general-purpose programming. [13570]Bad Things can result when a toy
language is promoted as a general purpose solution for programming
(see [13571]bondage-and-discipline language); the classic example is
[13572]Pascal. Several moderately well-known formalisms for conceptual
tasks such as programming Turing machines also qualify as toy
languages in a less negative sense. See also [13573]MFTL.
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Node:toy problem, Next:[13574]toy program, Previous:[13575]toy
language, Up:[13576]= T =
toy problem n.
[AI] A deliberately oversimplified case of a challenging problem used
to investigate, prototype, or test algorithms for a real problem.
Sometimes used pejoratively. See also [13577]gedanken, [13578]toy
program.
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Node:toy program, Next:[13579]trampoline, Previous:[13580]toy problem,
Up:[13581]= T =
toy program n.
1. One that can be readily comprehended; hence, a trivial program
(compare [13582]noddy). 2. One for which the effort of initial coding
dominates the costs through its life cycle. See also [13583]noddy.
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Node:trampoline, Next:[13584]trap, Previous:[13585]toy program,
Up:[13586]= T =
trampoline n.
An incredibly [13587]hairy technique, found in some [13588]HLL and
program-overlay implementations (e.g., on the Macintosh), that
involves on-the-fly generation of small executable (and, likely as
not, self-modifying) code objects to do indirection between code
sections. Under BSD and possibly in other Unixes, trampoline code is
used to transfer control from the kernel back to user mode when a
signal (which has had a handler installed) is sent to a process. hese
pieces of [13589]live data are called `trampolines'. Trampolines are
notoriously difficult to understand in action; in fact, it is said by
those who use this term that the trampoline that doesn't bend your
brain is not the true trampoline. See also [13590]snap.
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Node:trap, Next:[13591]trap door, Previous:[13592]trampoline,
Up:[13593]= T =
trap
1. n. A program interrupt, usually an interrupt caused by some
exceptional situation in the user program. In most cases, the OS
performs some action, then returns control to the program. 2. vi. To
cause a trap. "These instructions trap to the monitor." Also used
transitively to indicate the cause of the trap. "The monitor traps all
input/output instructions."
This term is associated with assembler programming (`interrupt' or
`exception' is more common among [13594]HLL programmers) and appears
to be fading into history among programmers as the role of assembler
continues to shrink. However, it is still important to computer
architects and systems hackers (see [13595]system, sense 1), who use
it to distinguish deterministically repeatable exceptions from
timing-dependent ones (such as I/O interrupts).
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Node:trap door, Next:[13596]trash, Previous:[13597]trap, Up:[13598]= T
=
trap door n.
(alt. `trapdoor') 1. Syn. [13599]back door -- a [13600]Bad Thing. 2.
[techspeak] A `trap-door function' is one which is easy to compute but
very difficult to compute the inverse of. Such functions are
[13601]Good Things with important applications in cryptography,
specifically in the construction of public-key cryptosystems.
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Node:trash, Next:[13602]trawl, Previous:[13603]trap door, Up:[13604]=
T =
trash vt.
To destroy the contents of (said of a data structure). The most common
of the family of near-synonyms including [13605]mung, [13606]mangle,
and [13607]scribble.
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Node:trawl, Next:[13608]tree-killer, Previous:[13609]trash,
Up:[13610]= T =
trawl v.
To sift through large volumes of data (e.g., Usenet postings, FTP
archives, or the Jargon File) looking for something of interest.
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Node:tree-killer, Next:[13611]treeware, Previous:[13612]trawl,
Up:[13613]= T =
tree-killer n.
[Sun] 1. A printer. 2. A person who wastes paper. This epithet should
be interpreted in a broad sense; `wasting paper' includes the
production of [13614]spiffy but [13615]content-free documents. Thus,
most [13616]suits are tree-killers. The negative loading of this term
may reflect the epithet `tree-killer' applied by Treebeard the Ent to
the Orcs in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" (see also
[13617]elvish, [13618]elder days).
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Node:treeware, Next:[13619]trit, Previous:[13620]tree-killer,
Up:[13621]= T =
treeware /tree'weir/ n.
Printouts, books, and other information media made from pulped dead
trees. Compare [13622]tree-killer, see [13623]documentation.
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Node:trit, Next:[13624]trivial, Previous:[13625]treeware, Up:[13626]=
T =
trit /trit/ n.
[by analogy with `bit'] One base-3 digit; the amount of information
conveyed by a selection among one of three equally likely outcomes
(see also [13627]bit). Trits arise, for example, in the context of a
[13628]flag that should actually be able to assume three values --
such as yes, no, or unknown. Trits are sometimes jokingly called
`3-state bits'. A trit may be semi-seriously referred to as `a bit and
a half', although it is linearly equivalent to 1.5849625 bits (that
is, log2(3) bits).
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Node:trivial, Next:[13629]troff, Previous:[13630]trit, Up:[13631]= T =
trivial adj.
1. Too simple to bother detailing. 2. Not worth the speaker's time. 3.
Complex, but solvable by methods so well known that anyone not utterly
[13632]cretinous would have thought of them already. 4. Any problem
one has already solved (some claim that hackish `trivial' usually
evaluates to `I've seen it before'). Hackers' notions of triviality
may be quite at variance with those of non-hackers. See
[13633]nontrivial, [13634]uninteresting.
The physicist Richard Feynman, who had the hacker nature to an amazing
degree (see his essay "Los Alamos From Below" in "Surely You're
Joking, Mr. Feynman!"), defined `trivial theorem' as "one that has
already been proved".
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Node:troff, Next:[13635]troglodyte, Previous:[13636]trivial,
Up:[13637]= T =
troff /T'rof/ or /trof/ n.
[Unix] The gray eminence of Unix text processing; a formatting and
phototypesetting program, written originally in PDP-11 assembler and
then in barely-structured early C by the late Joseph Ossanna, modeled
after the earlier ROFF which was in turn modeled after the
[13638]Multics and [13639]CTSS program RUNOFF by Jerome Saltzer (that
name came from the expression "to run off a copy"). A companion
program, [13640]nroff, formats output for terminals and line printers.
In 1979, Brian Kernighan modified troff so that it could drive
phototypesetters other than the Graphic Systems CAT. His paper
describing that work ("A Typesetter-independent troff," AT&T CSTR #97)
explains troff's durability. After discussing the program's "obvious
deficiencies -- a rebarbative input syntax, mysterious and
undocumented properties in some areas, and a voracious appetite for
computer resources" and noting the ugliness and extreme hairiness of
the code and internals, Kernighan concludes:
None of these remarks should be taken as denigrating Ossanna's
accomplishment with TROFF. It has proven a remarkably robust tool,
taking unbelievable abuse from a variety of preprocessors and being
forced into uses that were never conceived of in the original
design, all with considerable grace under fire.
The success of [13641]TeX and desktop publishing systems have reduced
troff's relative importance, but this tribute perfectly captures the
strengths that secured troff a place in hacker folklore; indeed, it
could be taken more generally as an indication of those qualities of
good programs that, in the long run, hackers most admire.
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Node:troglodyte, Next:[13642]troglodyte mode, Previous:[13643]troff,
Up:[13644]= T =
troglodyte n.
[Commodore] 1. A hacker who never leaves his cubicle. The term `gnoll'
(from Dungeons & Dragons) is also reported. 2. A curmudgeon attached
to an obsolescent computing environment. The combination `ITS
troglodyte' was flung around some during the Usenet and email
wringle-wrangle attending the 2.x.x revision of the Jargon File; at
least one of the people it was intended to describe adopted it with
pride.
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Node:troglodyte mode, Next:[13645]Trojan horse,
Previous:[13646]troglodyte, Up:[13647]= T =
troglodyte mode n.
[Rice University] Programming with the lights turned off, sunglasses
on, and the terminal inverted (black on white) because you've been up
for so many days straight that your eyes hurt (see [13648]raster
burn). Loud music blaring from a stereo stacked in the corner is
optional but recommended. See [13649]larval stage, [13650]hack mode.
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Node:Trojan horse, Next:[13651]troll, Previous:[13652]troglodyte mode,
Up:[13653]= T =
Trojan horse n.
[coined by MIT-hacker-turned-NSA-spook Dan Edwards] A malicious,
security-breaking program that is disguised as something benign, such
as a directory lister, archiver, game, or (in one notorious 1990 case
on the Mac) a program to find and destroy viruses! See [13654]back
door, [13655]virus, [13656]worm, [13657]phage, [13658]mockingbird.
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Node:troll, Next:[13659]Troll-O-Meter, Previous:[13660]Trojan horse,
Up:[13661]= T =
troll v.,n.
1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on
[13662]Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or
[13663]flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling
for [13664]newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a
style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping
for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of
newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than
they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and
experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall
for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also [13665]YHBT. 2. An
individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious
arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list,
or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a
discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that the have no real
interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to
utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they
exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized
as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just
a troll." 3. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for
CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab
policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking
in dark cavelike corners.
Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower
category than [13666]flame bait, that a troll is categorized by
containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial.
See also [13667]Troll-O-Meter.
The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily
produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not
infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a
followup to troll postings.
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Node:Troll-O-Meter, Next:[13668]tron, Previous:[13669]troll,
Up:[13670]= T =
Troll-O-Meter n.
Common Usenet jargon for a notional instrument used to measure the
quality of a Usenet [13671]troll. "Come on, everyone! If the above
doesn't set off the Troll-O-Meter, we're going to have to get him to
run around with a big blinking sign saying `I am a troll, I'm only in
it for the controversy and flames' and shooting random gobs of
Jell-O(tm) at us before the point is proven." Mentions of the
Troll-O-Meter are often accompanied by an ASCII picture of an arrow
pointing at a numeric scale. Compare [13672]bogometer.
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Node:tron, Next:[13673]true-hacker, Previous:[13674]Troll-O-Meter,
Up:[13675]= T =
tron v.
[NRL, CMU; prob. fr. the movie "Tron"] To become inaccessible except
via email or talk(1), especially when one is normally available via
telephone or in person. Frequently used in the past tense, as in: "Ran
seems to have tronned on us this week" or "Gee, Ran, glad you were
able to un-tron yourself". One may also speak of `tron mode'; compare
[13676]spod.
Note that many dialects of BASIC have a TRON/TROFF command pair that
enables/disables line number tracing; this has no obvious relationship
to the slang usage.
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Node:true-hacker, Next:[13677]tty, Previous:[13678]tron, Up:[13679]= T
=
true-hacker n.
[analogy with `trufan' from SF fandom] One who exemplifies the primary
values of hacker culture, esp. competence and helpfulness to other
hackers. A high compliment. "He spent 6 hours helping me bring up UUCP
and netnews on my FOOBAR 4000 last week -- manifestly the act of a
true-hacker." Compare [13680]demigod, oppose [13681]munchkin.
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Node:tty, Next:[13682]tube, Previous:[13683]true-hacker, Up:[13684]= T
=
tty /T-T-Y/, /tit'ee/ n.
The latter pronunciation was primarily ITS, but some Unix people say
it this way as well; this pronunciation is not considered to have
sexual undertones. 1. A terminal of the teletype variety,
characterized by a noisy mechanical printer, a very limited character
set, and poor print quality. Usage: antiquated (like the TTYs
themselves). See also [13685]bit-paired keyboard. 2. [especially Unix]
Any terminal at all; sometimes used to refer to the particular
terminal controlling a given job. 3. [Unix] Any serial port, whether
or not the device connected to it is a terminal; so called because
under Unix such devices have names of the form tty*. Ambiguity between
senses 2 and 3 is common but seldom bothersome.
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Node:tube, Next:[13686]tube time, Previous:[13687]tty, Up:[13688]= T =
tube
1. n. A CRT terminal. Never used in the mainstream sense of TV; real
hackers don't watch TV, except for Loony Toons, Rocky & Bullwinkle,
Trek Classic, the Simpsons, and the occasional cheesy old swashbuckler
movie. 2. [IBM] To send a copy of something to someone else's
terminal. "Tube me that note?"
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Node:tube time, Next:[13689]tunafish, Previous:[13690]tube,
Up:[13691]= T =
tube time n.
Time spent at a terminal or console. More inclusive than hacking time;
commonly used in discussions of what parts of one's environment one
uses most heavily. "I find I'm spending too much of my tube time
reading mail since I started this revision."
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Node:tunafish, Next:[13692]tune, Previous:[13693]tube time,
Up:[13694]= T =
tunafish n.
In hackish lore, refers to the mutated punchline of an age-old joke to
be found at the bottom of the manual pages of tunefs(8) in the
original [13695]BSD 4.2 distribution. The joke was removed in later
releases once commercial sites started using 4.2, but apparently
restored on the 4.4BSD tape and in {Net,Free,Open}BSD. Tunefs relates
to the `tuning' of file-system parameters for optimum performance, and
at the bottom of a few pages of wizardly inscriptions was a `BUGS'
section consisting of the line "You can tune a file system, but you
can't tunafish". Variants of this can be seen in other BSD versions,
though it has been excised from some versions by humorless management
[13696]droids. The [nt]roff source for SunOS 4.1.1 contains a comment
apparently designed to prevent this: "Take this out and a Unix Demon
will dog your steps from now until the time_t's wrap around."
[It has since been pointed out that indeed you can tunafish. Usually
at a canning factory... --ESR]
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Node:tune, Next:[13697]turbo nerd, Previous:[13698]tunafish,
Up:[13699]= T =
tune vt.
[from automotive or musical usage] To optimize a program or system for
a particular environment, esp. by adjusting numerical parameters
designed as [13700]hooks for tuning, e.g., by changing #define lines
in C. One may `tune for time' (fastest execution), `tune for space'
(least memory use), or `tune for configuration' (most efficient use of
hardware). See [13701]bum, [13702]hot spot, [13703]hand-hacking.
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Node:turbo nerd, Next:[13704]Turing tar-pit, Previous:[13705]tune,
Up:[13706]= T =
turbo nerd n.
See [13707]computer geek.
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Node:Turing tar-pit, Next:[13708]turist, Previous:[13709]turbo nerd,
Up:[13710]= T =
Turing tar-pit n.
1. A place where anything is possible but nothing of interest is
practical. Alan Turing helped lay the foundations of computer science
by showing that all machines and languages capable of expressing a
certain very primitive set of operations are logically equivalent in
the kinds of computations they can carry out, and in principle have
capabilities that differ only in speed from those of the most powerful
and elegantly designed computers. However, no machine or language
exactly matching Turing's primitive set has ever been built (other
than possibly as a classroom exercise), because it would be horribly
slow and far too painful to use. A `Turing tar-pit' is any computer
language or other tool that shares this property. That is, it's
theoretically universal -- but in practice, the harder you struggle to
get any real work done, the deeper its inadequacies suck you in.
Compare [13711]bondage-and-discipline language. 2. The perennial
[13712]holy wars over whether language A or B is the "most powerful".
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Node:turist, Next:[13713]Tux, Previous:[13714]Turing tar-pit,
Up:[13715]= T =
turist /too'rist/ n.
Var. sp. of [13716]tourist, q.v. Also in adjectival form, `turistic'.
Poss. influenced by [13717]luser and `Turing'.
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Node:Tux, Next:[13718]tweak, Previous:[13719]turist, Up:[13720]= T =
Tux
Tux the Penguin is the official emblem of [13721]Linux, This
eventuated after a logo contest in 1996, during which Linus Torvalds
endorsed the idea of a penguin logo in a couple of famously funny
[13722]postings. Linus explained that he was once bitten by a killer
penguin in Australia and has felt a special affinity for the species
ever since. (Linus has since admitted that he was also thinking of
Feathers McGraw, the evil-genius penguin jewel thief who appeared in a
Wallace & Grommit feature cartoon, "The Wrong Trousers".)
Larry Ewing [13723]designed the official Tux logo. It has proved a
wise choice, amenable to hundreds of recognizable variations used as
emblems of Linux-related projects, products, and user groups. In fact,
Tux has spawned an entire mythology, of which the [13724]Gospel
According to Tux and the mock-epic poem "Tuxowolf" are among the
best-known examples.
There is a `real' Tux - a black-footed penguin resident at the Bristol
Zoo. Several friends of Linux bought a zoo sponsorship for Linus as a
birthday present in 1996.
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Node:tweak, Next:[13725]tweeter, Previous:[13726]Tux, Up:[13727]= T =
tweak vt.
1. To change slightly, usually in reference to a value. Also used
synonymously with [13728]twiddle. If a program is almost correct,
rather than figure out the precise problem you might just keep
tweaking it until it works. See [13729]frobnicate and [13730]fudge
factor; also see [13731]shotgun debugging. 2. To [13732]tune or
[13733]bum a program; preferred usage in the U.K.
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Node:tweeter, Next:[13734]TWENEX, Previous:[13735]tweak, Up:[13736]= T
=
tweeter n.
[University of Waterloo] Syn. [13737]perf, [13738]chad (sense 1). This
term (like [13739]woofer) has been in use at Waterloo since 1972 but
is elsewhere unknown. In audio jargon, the word refers to the treble
speaker(s) on a hi-fi.
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Node:TWENEX, Next:[13740]twiddle, Previous:[13741]tweeter, Up:[13742]=
T =
TWENEX /twe'neks/ n.
The TOPS-20 operating system by [13743]DEC -- the second proprietary
OS for the PDP-10 -- preferred by most PDP-10 hackers over TOPS-10
(that is, by those who were not [13744]ITS or [13745]WAITS partisans).
TOPS-20 began in 1969 as Bolt, Beranek & Newman's TENEX operating
system using special paging hardware. By the early 1970s, almost all
of the systems on the ARPANET ran TENEX. DEC purchased the rights to
TENEX from BBN and began work to make it their own. The first in-house
code name for the operating system was VIROS (VIRtual memory Operating
System); when customers started asking questions, the name was changed
to SNARK so DEC could truthfully deny that there was any project
called VIROS. When the name SNARK became known, the name was briefly
reversed to become KRANS; this was quickly abandoned when someone
objected that `krans' meant `funeral wreath' in Swedish (though some
Swedish speakers have since said it means simply `wreath'; this part
of the story may be apocryphal). Ultimately DEC picked TOPS-20 as the
name of the operating system, and it was as TOPS-20 that it was
marketed. The hacker community, mindful of its origins, quickly dubbed
it TWENEX (a contraction of `twenty TENEX'), even though by this point
very little of the original TENEX code remained (analogously to the
differences between AT&T V6 Unix and BSD). DEC people cringed when
they heard "TWENEX", but the term caught on nevertheless (the written
abbreviation `20x' was also used). TWENEX was successful and very
popular; in fact, there was a period in the early 1980s when it
commanded as fervent a culture of partisans as Unix or ITS -- but
DEC's decision to scrap all the internal rivals to the VAX
architecture and its relatively stodgy VMS OS killed the DEC-20 and
put a sad end to TWENEX's brief day in the sun. DEC attempted to
convince TOPS-20 users to convert to [13746]VMS, but instead, by the
late 1980s, most of the TOPS-20 hackers had migrated to Unix.
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Node:twiddle, Next:[13747]twilight zone, Previous:[13748]TWENEX,
Up:[13749]= T =
twiddle n.
1. Tilde (ASCII 1111110, ~). Also called `squiggle', `sqiggle' (sic --
pronounced /skig'l/), and `twaddle', but twiddle is the most common
term. 2. A small and insignificant change to a program. Usually fixes
one bug and generates several new ones (see also [13750]shotgun
debugging). 3. vt. To change something in a small way. Bits, for
example, are often twiddled. Twiddling a switch or [13751]knobs
implies much less sense of purpose than toggling or tweaking it; see
[13752]frobnicate. To speak of twiddling a bit connotes aimlessness,
and at best doesn't specify what you're doing to the bit; `toggling a
bit' has a more specific meaning (see [13753]bit twiddling,
[13754]toggle). 4. Uncommon name for the [13755]twirling baton prompt.
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Node:twilight zone, Next:[13756]twink, Previous:[13757]twiddle,
Up:[13758]= T =
twilight zone n. //
[IRC] Notionally, the area of cyberspace where [13759]IRC operators
live. An [13760]op is said to have a "connection to the twilight
zone".
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Node:twink, Next:[13761]twirling baton, Previous:[13762]twilight zone,
Up:[13763]= T =
twink /twink/ n.
1. [Berkeley] A clue-repellant user; the next step beyond a clueless
one. 2. [UCSC] A [13764]read-only user. Also reported on the Usenet
group soc.motss; may derive from gay slang for a cute young thing with
nothing upstairs (compare mainstream `chick').
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Node:twirling baton, Next:[13765]two pi, Previous:[13766]twink,
Up:[13767]= T =
twirling baton n.
[PLATO] The overstrike sequence -/|\-/|\- which produces an animated
twirling baton. If you output it with a single backspace between
characters, the baton spins in place. If you output the sequence BS SP
between characters, the baton spins from left to right. If you output
BS SP BS BS between characters, the baton spins from right to left.
This is also occasionally called a twiddle prompt.
The twirling baton was a popular component of animated signature files
on the pioneering PLATO educational timesharing system. The archie
Internet service is perhaps the best-known baton program today; it
uses the twirling baton as an idler indicating that the program is
working on a query. The twirling baton is also used as a boot progress
indicator on several BSD variants of Unix; if it stops you're probably
going to have a long and trying day.
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Node:two pi, Next:[13768]two-to-the-N, Previous:[13769]twirling baton,
Up:[13770]= T =
two pi quant.
The number of years it takes to finish one's thesis. Occurs in stories
in the following form: "He started on his thesis; 2 pi years later..."
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Node:two-to-the-N, Next:[13771]twonkie, Previous:[13772]two pi,
Up:[13773]= T =
two-to-the-N quant.
An amount much larger than [13774]N but smaller than [13775]infinity.
"I have 2-to-the-N things to do before I can go out for lunch" means
you probably won't show up.
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Node:twonkie, Next:[13776]u-, Previous:[13777]two-to-the-N,
Up:[13778]= T =
twonkie /twon'kee/ n.
The software equivalent of a Twinkie (a variety of sugar-loaded junk
food, or (in gay slang with a small t) the male equivalent of
`chick'); a useless `feature' added to look sexy and placate a
[13779]marketroid (compare [13780]Saturday-night special). The term
may also be related to "The Twonky", title menace of a classic SF
short story by Lewis Padgett (Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore), first
published in the September 1942 "Astounding Science Fiction" and
subsequently much anthologized.
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Node:= U =, Next:[13781]= V =, Previous:[13782]= T =, Up:[13783]The
Jargon Lexicon
= U =
* [13784]u-:
* [13785]UBD:
* [13786]UBE:
* [13787]UCE:
* [13788]UDP:
* [13789]UN*X:
* [13790]undefined external reference:
* [13791]under the hood:
* [13792]undocumented feature:
* [13793]uninteresting:
* [13794]Unix:
* [13795]Unix brain damage:
* [13796]Unix conspiracy:
* [13797]Unix weenie:
* [13798]unixism:
* [13799]unswizzle:
* [13800]unwind the stack:
* [13801]unwind-protect:
* [13802]up:
* [13803]upload:
* [13804]upthread:
* [13805]urchin:
* [13806]URL:
* [13807]Usenet:
* [13808]Usenet Death Penalty:
* [13809]user:
* [13810]user-friendly:
* [13811]user-obsequious:
* [13812]userland:
* [13813]USG Unix:
* [13814]UTSL:
* [13815]UUCPNET:
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Node:u-, Next:[13816]UBD, Previous:[13817]twonkie, Up:[13818]= U =
u- pref.
Written shorthand for [13819]micro-; techspeak when applied to metric
units, jargon when used otherwise. Derived from the Greek letter "mu",
the first letter of "micro" (and which letter looks a lot like the
English letter "u").
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Node:UBD, Next:[13820]UBE, Previous:[13821]u-, Up:[13822]= U =
UBD /U-B-D/ n.
[abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close
out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's
part. Compare [13823]pilot error; oppose [13824]PBD; see also
[13825]brain-damaged.
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Node:UBE, Next:[13826]UCE, Previous:[13827]UBD, Up:[13828]= U =
UBE // n.
[abbrev., Unsoliclited Bulk Email] A widespread, more formal term for
email [13829]spam. Compare [13830]UCE. The UBE term recognizes that
spam is uttered by nonprofit and advocacy groups whose motives are not
commercial.
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Node:UCE, Next:[13831]UDP, Previous:[13832]UBE, Up:[13833]= U =
UCE n.
[abbrev., Unsolicited Commercial Email] A widespread, more formal term
for email [13834]spam. Compare [13835]UBE, which may be superseding
it.
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Node:UDP, Next:[13836]UN*X, Previous:[13837]UCE, Up:[13838]= U =
UDP /U-D-P/ v.,n.
[Usenet] Abbreviation for [13839]Usenet Death Penalty. Common
(probably now more so than the full form), and frequently verbed.
Compare [13840]IDP.
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Node:UN*X, Next:[13841]undefined external reference,
Previous:[13842]UDP, Up:[13843]= U =
UN*X n.
Used to refer to the Unix operating system (a trademark of AT&T, then
of Novell, then of SCO, and then of Caldera) in writing, but avoiding
the need for the ugly [13844](TM) typography. Also used to refer to
any or all varieties of Unixoid operating systems. Ironically, lawyers
now say that the requirement for the trademark postfix has no legal
force, but the asterisk usage is entrenched anyhow. It has been
suggested that there may be a psychological connection to practice in
certain religions (especially Judaism) in which the name of the deity
is never written out in full, e.g., `YHWH' or `G-d' is used. See also
[13845]glob and [13846]splat out.
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Node:undefined external reference, Next:[13847]under the hood,
Previous:[13848]UN*X, Up:[13849]= U =
undefined external reference excl.
[Unix] A message from Unix's linker. Used in speech to flag loose ends
or dangling references in an argument or discussion.
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Node:under the hood, Next:[13850]undocumented feature,
Previous:[13851]undefined external reference, Up:[13852]= U =
under the hood adj.
[hot-rodder talk] 1. Used to introduce the underlying implementation
of a product (hardware, software, or idea). Implies that the
implementation is not intuitively obvious from the appearance, but the
speaker is about to enable the listener to [13853]grok it. "Let's now
look under the hood to see how ...." 2. Can also imply that the
implementation is much simpler than the appearance would indicate:
"Under the hood, we are just fork/execing the shell." 3. Inside a
chassis, as in "Under the hood, this baby has a 40MHz 68030!"
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Node:undocumented feature, Next:[13854]uninteresting,
Previous:[13855]under the hood, Up:[13856]= U =
undocumented feature n.
See [13857]feature.
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Node:uninteresting, Next:[13858]Unix, Previous:[13859]undocumented
feature, Up:[13860]= U =
uninteresting adj.
1. Said of a problem that, although [13861]nontrivial, can be solved
simply by throwing sufficient resources at it. 2. Also said of
problems for which a solution would neither advance the state of the
art nor be fun to design and code.
Hackers regard uninteresting problems as intolerable wastes of time,
to be solved (if at all) by lesser mortals. Real hackers (see
[13862]toolsmith) generalize uninteresting problems enough to make
them interesting and solve them -- thus solving the original problem
as a special case (and, it must be admitted, occasionally turning a
molehill into a mountain, or a mountain into a tectonic plate). See
[13863]WOMBAT, [13864]SMOP; compare [13865]toy problem, oppose
[13866]interesting.
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Node:Unix, Next:[13867]Unix brain damage,
Previous:[13868]uninteresting, Up:[13869]= U =
Unix /yoo'niks/ n.
[In the authors' words, "A weak pun on Multics"; very early on it was
`UNICS'] (also `UNIX') An interactive time-sharing system invented in
1969 by Ken Thompson after Bell Labs left the Multics project,
originally so he could play games on his scavenged PDP-7. Dennis
Ritchie, the inventor of C, is considered a co-author of the system.
The turning point in Unix's history came when it was reimplemented
almost entirely in C during 1972-1974, making it the first
source-portable OS. Unix subsequently underwent mutations and
expansions at the hands of many different people, resulting in a
uniquely flexible and developer-friendly environment. By 1991, Unix
had become the most widely used multiuser general-purpose operating
system in the world - and since 1996 the variiant called [13870]Linux
has been at the cutting edge of the [13871]open source movement. Many
people consider the success of Unix the most important victory yet of
hackerdom over industry opposition (but see [13872]Unix weenie and
[13873]Unix conspiracy for an opposing point of view). See
[13874]Version 7, [13875]BSD, [13876]USG Unix, [13877]Linux.
Some people are confused over whether this word is appropriately
`UNIX' or `Unix'; both forms are common, and used interchangeably.
Dennis Ritchie says that the `UNIX' spelling originally happened in
CACM's 1974 paper "The UNIX Time-Sharing System" because "we had a new
typesetter and [13878]troff had just been invented and we were
intoxicated by being able to produce small caps." Later, dmr tried to
get the spelling changed to `Unix' in a couple of Bell Labs papers, on
the grounds that the word is not acronymic. He failed, and eventually
(his words) "wimped out" on the issue. So, while the trademark today
is `UNIX', both capitalizations are grounded in ancient usage; the
Jargon File uses `Unix' in deference to dmr's wishes.
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Node:Unix brain damage, Next:[13879]Unix conspiracy,
Previous:[13880]Unix, Up:[13881]= U =
Unix brain damage n.
Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a
mailer) on a non-Unix system so that it will interoperate with Unix
systems. The hack may qualify as `Unix brain damage' if the program
conforms to published standards and the Unix program in question does
not. Unix brain damage happens because it is much easier for other
(minority) systems to change their ways to match non-conforming
behavior than it is to change all the hundreds of thousands of Unix
systems out there.
An example of Unix brain damage is a [13882]kluge in a mail server to
recognize bare line feed (the Unix newline) as an equivalent form to
the Internet standard newline, which is a carriage return followed by
a line feed. Such things can make even a hardened [13883]jock weep.
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Node:Unix conspiracy, Next:[13884]Unix weenie, Previous:[13885]Unix
brain damage, Up:[13886]= U =
Unix conspiracy n.
[ITS] According to a conspiracy theory long popular among [13887]ITS
and [13888]TOPS-20 fans, Unix's growth is the result of a plot,
hatched during the 1970s at Bell Labs, whose intent was to hobble
AT&T's competitors by making them dependent upon a system whose future
evolution was to be under AT&T's control. This would be accomplished
by disseminating an operating system that is apparently inexpensive
and easily portable, but also relatively unreliable and insecure (so
as to require continuing upgrades from AT&T). This theory was lent a
substantial impetus in 1984 by the paper referenced in the [13889]back
door entry.
In this view, Unix was designed to be one of the first computer
viruses (see [13890]virus) -- but a virus spread to computers
indirectly by people and market forces, rather than directly through
disks and networks. Adherents of this `Unix virus' theory like to cite
the fact that the well-known quotation "Unix is snake oil" was uttered
by [13891]DEC president Kenneth Olsen shortly before DEC began
actively promoting its own family of Unix workstations. (Olsen now
claims to have been misquoted.)
[If there was ever such a conspiracy, it got thoroughly out of the
plotters' control after 1990. AT&T sold its UNIX operation to Novell
around the same time [13892]Linux and other free-UNIX distributions
were beginning to make noise. --ESR]
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Node:Unix weenie, Next:[13893]unixism, Previous:[13894]Unix
conspiracy, Up:[13895]= U =
Unix weenie n.
[ITS] 1. A derogatory play on `Unix wizard', common among hackers who
use Unix by necessity but would prefer alternatives. The implication
is that although the person in question may consider mastery of Unix
arcana to be a wizardly skill, the only real skill involved is the
ability to tolerate (and the bad taste to wallow in) the incoherence
and needless complexity that is alleged to infest many Unix programs.
"This shell script tries to parse its arguments in 69 bletcherous
ways. It must have been written by a real Unix weenie." 2. A
derogatory term for anyone who engages in uncritical praise of Unix.
Often appearing in the context "stupid Unix weenie". See
[13896]Weenix, [13897]Unix conspiracy. See also [13898]weenie.
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Node:unixism, Next:[13899]unswizzle, Previous:[13900]Unix weenie,
Up:[13901]= U =
unixism n.
A piece of code or a coding technique that depends on the protected
multi-tasking environment with relatively low process-spawn overhead
that exists on virtual-memory Unix systems. Common [13902]unixisms
include: gratuitous use of fork(2); the assumption that certain
undocumented but well-known features of Unix libraries such as
stdio(3) are supported elsewhere; reliance on [13903]obscure
side-effects of system calls (use of sleep(2) with a 0 argument to
clue the scheduler that you're willing to give up your time-slice, for
example); the assumption that freshly allocated memory is zeroed; and
the assumption that fragmentation problems won't arise from never
free()ing memory. Compare [13904]vaxocentrism; see also [13905]New
Jersey.
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Node:unswizzle, Next:[13906]unwind the stack, Previous:[13907]unixism,
Up:[13908]= U =
unswizzle v.
See [13909]swizzle.
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Node:unwind the stack, Next:[13910]unwind-protect,
Previous:[13911]unswizzle, Up:[13912]= U =
unwind the stack vi.
1. [techspeak] During the execution of a procedural language, one is
said to `unwind the stack' from a called procedure up to a caller when
one discards the stack frame and any number of frames above it,
popping back up to the level of the given caller. In C this is done
with longjmp/setjmp, in LISP or C++ with throw/catch. See also
[13913]smash the stack. 2. People can unwind the stack as well, by
quickly dealing with a bunch of problems: "Oh heck, let's do lunch.
Just a second while I unwind my stack."
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Node:unwind-protect, Next:[13914]up, Previous:[13915]unwind the stack,
Up:[13916]= U =
unwind-protect n.
[MIT: from the name of a LISP operator] A task you must remember to
perform before you leave a place or finish a project. "I have an
unwind-protect to call my advisor."
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Node:up, Next:[13917]upload, Previous:[13918]unwind-protect,
Up:[13919]= U =
up adj.
1. Working, in order. "The down escalator is up." Oppose [13920]down.
2. `bring up': vt. To create a working version and start it. "They
brought up a down system." 3. `come up' vi. To become ready for
production use.
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Node:upload, Next:[13921]upthread, Previous:[13922]up, Up:[13923]= U =
upload /uhp'lohd/ v.
1. [techspeak] To transfer programs or data over a digital
communications link from a system near you (espercially a smaller or
peripheral `client' system) to one further away from you (especially a
larger or central `host' system). A transfer in the other direction
is, of course, called a [13924]download 2. [speculatively] To move the
essential patterns and algorithms that make up one's mind from one's
brain into a computer. Those who are convinced that such patterns and
algorithms capture the complete essence of the self view this prospect
with pleasant anticipation.
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Node:upthread, Next:[13925]urchin, Previous:[13926]upload, Up:[13927]=
U =
upthread adv.
Earlier in the discussion (see [13928]thread), i.e., `above'. "As Joe
pointed out upthread, ..." See also [13929]followup.
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Node:urchin, Next:[13930]URL, Previous:[13931]upthread, Up:[13932]= U
=
urchin n.
See [13933]munchkin.
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Node:URL, Next:[13934]Usenet, Previous:[13935]urchin, Up:[13936]= U =
URL /U-R-L/ or /erl/ n.
Uniform Resource Locator, an address widget that identifies a document
or resource on the World Wide Web. This entry is here primarily to
record the fact that the term is commonly pronounced both /erl/, and
/U-R-L/ (the latter predominates in more formal contexts).
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Node:Usenet, Next:[13937]Usenet Death Penalty, Previous:[13938]URL,
Up:[13939]= U =
Usenet /yoos'net/ or /yooz'net/ n.
[from `Users' Network'; the original spelling was USENET, but the
mixed-case form is now widely preferred] A distributed [13940]bboard
(bulletin board) system supported mainly by Unix machines. Originally
implemented in 1979-1980 by Steve Bellovin, Jim Ellis, Tom Truscott,
and Steve Daniel at Duke University, it has swiftly grown to become
international in scope and is now probably the largest decentralized
information utility in existence. As of early 1996, it hosts over
10,000 [13941]newsgroups and an average of over 500 megabytes (the
equivalent of several thousand paper pages) of new technical articles,
news, discussion, chatter, and [13942]flamage every day (and that
leaves out the graphics...).
By the year the Internet hit the mainstream (1994) the original UUCP
transport for Usenet was fading out of use (see [13943]UUCPNET) -
almost all Usenet connections were over Internet links. A lot of
newbies and journalists began to refer to "Internet newsgroups" as
though Usenet was and always had been just another Internet service.
This ignorance greatly annoys experienced Usenetters.
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Node:Usenet Death Penalty, Next:[13944]user, Previous:[13945]Usenet,
Up:[13946]= U =
Usenet Death Penalty
[Usenet] A sanction against sites that habitually spew Usenet
[13947]spam. This can be either passive or active. A passive UDP
refers to the dropping of all postings by a particular domain so as to
inhibit propagation. An active UDP refers to third-party cancellation
of all postings by the UDPed domain. A partial UDP is one which
applies only to certain newsgroups or hierarchies in Usenet. Compare
[13948]Internet Death Penalty, with which this term is sometimes
confused.
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Node:user, Next:[13949]user-friendly, Previous:[13950]Usenet Death
Penalty, Up:[13951]= U =
user n.
1. Someone doing `real work' with the computer, using it as a means
rather than an end. Someone who pays to use a computer. See
[13952]real user. 2. A programmer who will believe anything you tell
him. One who asks silly questions. [GLS observes: This is slightly
unfair. It is true that users ask questions (of necessity). Sometimes
they are thoughtful or deep. Very often they are annoying or downright
stupid, apparently because the user failed to think for two seconds or
look in the documentation before bothering the maintainer.] See
[13953]luser. 3. Someone who uses a program from the outside, however
skillfully, without getting into the internals of the program. One who
reports bugs instead of just going ahead and fixing them.
The general theory behind this term is that there are two classes of
people who work with a program: there are implementors (hackers) and
[13954]lusers. The users are looked down on by hackers to some extent
because they don't understand the full ramifications of the system in
all its glory. (The few users who do are known as `real winners'.) The
term is a relative one: a skilled hacker may be a user with respect to
some program he himself does not hack. A LISP hacker might be one who
maintains LISP or one who uses LISP (but with the skill of a hacker).
A LISP user is one who uses LISP, whether skillfully or not. Thus
there is some overlap between the two terms; the subtle distinctions
must be resolved by context.
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Node:user-friendly, Next:[13955]user-obsequious, Previous:[13956]user,
Up:[13957]= U =
user-friendly adj.
Programmer-hostile. Generally used by hackers in a critical tone, to
describe systems that hold the user's hand so obsessively that they
make it painful for the more experienced and knowledgeable to get any
work done. See [13958]menuitis, [13959]drool-proof paper,
[13960]Macintrash, [13961]user-obsequious.
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Node:user-obsequious, Next:[13962]userland,
Previous:[13963]user-friendly, Up:[13964]= U =
user-obsequious adj.
Emphatic form of [13965]user-friendly. Connotes a system so verbose,
inflexible, and determinedly simple-minded that it is nearly unusable.
"Design a system any fool can use and only a fool will want to use
it." See [13966]WIMP environment, [13967]Macintrash.
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Node:userland, Next:[13968]USG Unix, Previous:[13969]user-obsequious,
Up:[13970]= U =
userland n.
Anywhere outside the kernel. "That code belongs in userland." This
term has been in common use among [13971]Linux kernel hackers since at
leat 1997, and seems to have originated in that community.
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Node:USG Unix, Next:[13972]UTSL, Previous:[13973]userland, Up:[13974]=
U =
USG Unix /U-S-G yoo'niks/ n.,obs.
Refers to AT&T Unix commercial versions after [13975]Version 7,
especially System III and System V releases 1, 2, and 3. So called
because during most of the lifespan of those versions AT&T's support
crew was called the `Unix Support Group', but it is applied to version
that pre- and post-dated the USG group but were of the same lineage.
This term is now historical. See [13976]BSD, [13977]Unix.
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Node:UTSL, Next:[13978]UUCPNET, Previous:[13979]USG Unix, Up:[13980]=
U =
UTSL // n.
[Unix] On-line acronym for `Use the Source, Luke' (a pun on Obi-Wan
Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!" in "Star Wars") -- analogous to
[13981]RTFS (sense 1), but more polite. This is a common way of
suggesting that someone would be better off reading the source code
that supports whatever feature is causing confusion, rather than
making yet another futile pass through the manuals, or broadcasting
questions on Usenet that haven't attracted [13982]wizards to answer
them.
Once upon a time in [13983]elder days, everyone running Unix had
source. After 1978, AT&T's policy tightened up, so this objurgation
was in theory appropriately directed only at associates of some outfit
with a Unix source license. In practice, bootlegs of Unix source code
(made precisely for reference purposes) were so ubiquitous that one
could utter it at almost anyone on the network without concern.
Nowadays, free Unix clones have become widely enough distributed that
anyone can read source legally. The most widely distributed is
certainly Linux, with variants of the NET/2 and 4.4BSD distributions
running second. Cheap commercial Unixes with source such as BSD/OS are
accelerating this trend.
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Node:UUCPNET, Next:[13984]V7, Previous:[13985]UTSL, Up:[13986]= U =
UUCPNET n. obs.
The store-and-forward network consisting of all the world's connected
Unix machines (and others running some clone of the UUCP (Unix-to-Unix
CoPy) software). Any machine reachable only via a [13987]bang path is
on UUCPNET. This term has been rendered obsolescent by the spread of
cheap Internet connections in the 1990s; the few remaining UUCP links
are essentially slow channels to the Internet rather than an
autonomous network. See [13988]network address.
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Node:= V =, Next:[13989]= W =, Previous:[13990]= U =, Up:[13991]The
Jargon Lexicon
= V =
* [13992]V7:
* [13993]vadding:
* [13994]vanilla:
* [13995]vanity domain:
* [13996]vannevar:
* [13997]vaporware:
* [13998]var:
* [13999]vaston:
* [14000]VAX:
* [14001]VAXectomy:
* [14002]VAXen:
* [14003]vaxherd:
* [14004]vaxism:
* [14005]vaxocentrism:
* [14006]vdiff:
* [14007]veeblefester:
* [14008]velveeta:
* [14009]ventilator card:
* [14010]Venus flytrap:
* [14011]verbage:
* [14012]verbiage:
* [14013]Version 7:
* [14014]vgrep:
* [14015]vi:
* [14016]video toaster:
* [14017]videotex:
* [14018]virgin:
* [14019]virtual:
* [14020]virtual beer:
* [14021]virtual Friday:
* [14022]virtual reality:
* [14023]virtual shredder:
* [14024]virus:
* [14025]visionary:
* [14026]VMS:
* [14027]voice:
* [14028]voice-net:
* [14029]voodoo programming:
* [14030]VR:
* [14031]Vulcan nerve pinch:
* [14032]vulture capitalist:
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Node:V7, Next:[14033]vadding, Previous:[14034]UUCPNET, Up:[14035]= V =
V7 /V'sev'en/ n.
See [14036]Version 7.
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Node:vadding, Next:[14037]vanilla, Previous:[14038]V7, Up:[14039]= V =
vadding /vad'ing/ n.
[from VAD, a permutation of ADV (i.e., [14040]ADVENT), used to avoid a
particular [14041]admin's continual search-and-destroy sweeps for the
game] A leisure-time activity of certain hackers involving the covert
exploration of the `secret' parts of large buildings -- basements,
roofs, freight elevators, maintenance crawlways, steam tunnels, and
the like. A few go so far as to learn locksmithing in order to
synthesize vadding keys. The verb is `to vad' (compare
[14042]phreaking; see also [14043]hack, sense 9). This term dates from
the late 1970s, before which such activity was simply called
`hacking'; the older usage is still prevalent at MIT.
The most extreme and dangerous form of vadding is `elevator rodeo',
a.k.a. `elevator surfing', a sport played by wrasslin' down a
thousand-pound elevator car with a 3-foot piece of string, and then
exploiting this mastery in various stimulating ways (such as elevator
hopping, shaft exploration, rat-racing, and the ever-popular drop
experiments). Kids, don't try this at home! See also [14044]hobbit
(sense 2).
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Node:vanilla, Next:[14045]vanity domain, Previous:[14046]vadding,
Up:[14047]= V =
vanilla adj.
[from the default flavor of ice cream in the U.S.] Ordinary
[14048]flavor, standard. When used of food, very often does not mean
that the food is flavored with vanilla extract! For example, `vanilla
wonton soup' means ordinary wonton soup, as opposed to hot-and-sour
wonton soup. Applied to hardware and software, as in "Vanilla Version
7 Unix can't run on a vanilla 11/34." Also used to orthogonalize chip
nomenclature; for instance, a 74V00 means what TI calls a 7400, as
distinct from a 74LS00, etc. This word differs from [14049]canonical
in that the latter means `default', whereas vanilla simply means
`ordinary'. For example, when hackers go on a [14050]great-wall,
hot-and-sour soup is the [14051]canonical soup to get (because that is
what most of them usually order) even though it isn't the vanilla
(wonton) soup.
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Node:vanity domain, Next:[14052]vannevar, Previous:[14053]vanilla,
Up:[14054]= V =
vanity domain n.
[common; from `vanity plate' as in car license plate] An Internet
domain, particularly in the .com or .org top-level domains, apparently
created for no reason other than boosting the creator's ego.
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Node:vannevar, Next:[14055]vaporware, Previous:[14056]vanity domain,
Up:[14057]= V =
vannevar /van'*-var/ n.
A bogus technological prediction or a foredoomed engineering concept,
esp. one that fails by implicitly assuming that technologies develop
linearly, incrementally, and in isolation from one another when in
fact the learning curve tends to be highly nonlinear, revolutions are
common, and competition is the rule. The prototype was Vannevar Bush's
prediction of `electronic brains' the size of the Empire State
Building with a Niagara-Falls-equivalent cooling system for their
tubes and relays, a prediction made at a time when the semiconductor
effect had already been demonstrated. Other famous vannevars have
included magnetic-bubble memory, LISP machines, [14058]videotex, and a
paper from the late 1970s that computed a purported ultimate limit on
areal density for ICs that was in fact less than the routine densities
of 5 years later.
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Node:vaporware, Next:[14059]var, Previous:[14060]vannevar, Up:[14061]=
V =
vaporware /vay'pr-weir/ n.
Products announced far in advance of any release (which may or may not
actually take place). See also [14062]brochureware.
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Node:var, Next:[14063]vaston, Previous:[14064]vaporware, Up:[14065]= V
=
var /veir/ or /var/ n.
Short for `variable'. Compare [14066]arg, [14067]param.
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Node:vaston, Next:[14068]VAX, Previous:[14069]var, Up:[14070]= V =
vaston n.
[Durham, UK] The unit of `load average'. A measure of how much work a
computer is doing. A meter displaying this as a function of time is
known as a `vastometer'. First used during a computing practical in
December 1996.
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Node:VAX, Next:[14071]VAXectomy, Previous:[14072]vaston, Up:[14073]= V
=
VAX /vaks/ n.
1. [from Virtual Address eXtension] The most successful minicomputer
design in industry history, possibly excepting its immediate ancestor,
the PDP-11. Between its release in 1978 and its eclipse by
[14074]killer micros after about 1986, the VAX was probably the
hacker's favorite machine of them all, esp. after the 1982 release of
4.2 BSD Unix (see [14075]BSD). Esp. noted for its large,
assembler-programmer-friendly instruction set -- an asset that became
a liability after the RISC revolution. 2. A major brand of vacuum
cleaner in Britain. Cited here because its sales pitch, "Nothing sucks
like a VAX!" became a sort of battle-cry of RISC partisans. It is even
sometimes claimed that DEC actually entered a cross-licensing deal
with the vacuum-Vax people that allowed them to market VAX computers
in the U.K. in return for not challenging the vacuum cleaner trademark
in the U.S.
A rival brand actually pioneered the slogan: its original form was
"Nothing sucks like Electrolux". It has apparently become a classic
example (used in advertising textbooks) of the perils of not knowing
the local idiom. But in 1996, the press manager of Electrolux AB,
while confirming that the company used this slogan in the late 1960s,
also tells us that their marketing people were fully aware of the
possible double entendre and intended it to gain attention.
And gain attention it did - the VAX-vacuum-cleaner people thought the
slogan a sufficiently good idea to copy it. Several British hackers
report that VAX's promotions used it in 1986-1987, and we have one
report from a New Zealander that the infamous slogan surfaced there in
TV ads for the product in 1992.
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Node:VAXectomy, Next:[14076]VAXen, Previous:[14077]VAX, Up:[14078]= V
=
VAXectomy /vak-sek't*-mee/ n.
[by analogy with `vasectomy'] A VAX removal. [14079]DEC's Microvaxen,
especially, are much slower than newer RISC-based workstations such as
the SPARC. Thus, if one knows one has a replacement coming, VAX
removal can be cause for celebration.
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Node:VAXen, Next:[14080]vaxherd, Previous:[14081]VAXectomy,
Up:[14082]= V =
VAXen /vak'sn/ n.
[from `oxen', perhaps influenced by `vixen'] (alt. `vaxen') The plural
canonically used among hackers for the [14083]DEC VAX computers. "Our
installation has four PDP-10s and twenty vaxen." See [14084]boxen.
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Node:vaxherd, Next:[14085]vaxism, Previous:[14086]VAXen, Up:[14087]= V
=
vaxherd /vaks'herd/ n. obs.
[from `oxherd'] A VAX operator. The image is reinforced because VAXen
actually did tend to come in herds, technically known as `clusters'.
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Node:vaxism, Next:[14088]vaxocentrism, Previous:[14089]vaxherd,
Up:[14090]= V =
vaxism /vak'sizm/ n.
A piece of code that exhibits [14091]vaxocentrism in critical areas.
Compare [14092]PC-ism, [14093]unixism.
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Node:vaxocentrism, Next:[14094]vdiff, Previous:[14095]vaxism,
Up:[14096]= V =
vaxocentrism /vak`soh-sen'trizm/ n.
[analogy with `ethnocentrism'] A notional disease said to afflict C
programmers who persist in coding according to certain assumptions
that are valid (esp. under Unix) on [14097]VAXen but false elsewhere.
Among these are:
1. The assumption that dereferencing a null pointer is safe because
it is all bits 0, and location 0 is readable and 0. Problem: this
may instead cause an illegal-address trap on non-VAXen, and even
on VAXen under OSes other than BSD Unix. Usually this is an
implicit assumption of sloppy code (forgetting to check the
pointer before using it), rather than deliberate exploitation of a
misfeature.
2. The assumption that characters are signed.
3. The assumption that a pointer to any one type can freely be cast
into a pointer to any other type. A stronger form of this is the
assumption that all pointers are the same size and format, which
means you don't have to worry about getting the casts or types
correct in calls. Problem: this fails on word-oriented machines or
others with multiple pointer formats.
4. The assumption that the parameters of a routine are stored in
memory, on a stack, contiguously, and in strictly ascending or
descending order. Problem: this fails on many RISC architectures.
5. The assumption that pointer and integer types are the same size,
and that pointers can be stuffed into integer variables (and
vice-versa) and drawn back out without being truncated or mangled.
Problem: this fails on segmented architectures or word-oriented
machines with funny pointer formats.
6. The assumption that a data type of any size may begin at any byte
address in memory (for example, that you can freely construct and
dereference a pointer to a word- or greater-sized object at an odd
char address). Problem: this fails on many (esp. RISC)
architectures better optimized for [14098]HLL execution speed, and
can cause an illegal address fault or bus error.
7. The (related) assumption that there is no padding at the end of
types and that in an array you can thus step right from the last
byte of a previous component to the first byte of the next one.
This is not only machine- but compiler-dependent.
8. The assumption that memory address space is globally flat and that
the array reference foo[-1] is necessarily valid. Problem: this
fails at 0, or other places on segment-addressed machines like
Intel chips (yes, segmentation is universally considered a
[14099]brain-damaged way to design machines (see [14100]moby), but
that is a separate issue).
9. The assumption that objects can be arbitrarily large with no
special considerations. Problem: this fails on segmented
architectures and under non-virtual-addressing environments.
10. The assumption that the stack can be as large as memory. Problem:
this fails on segmented architectures or almost anything else
without virtual addressing and a paged stack.
11. The assumption that bits and addressable units within an object
are ordered in the same way and that this order is a constant of
nature. Problem: this fails on [14101]big-endian machines.
12. The assumption that it is meaningful to compare pointers to
different objects not located within the same array, or to objects
of different types. Problem: the former fails on segmented
architectures, the latter on word-oriented machines or others with
multiple pointer formats.
13. The assumption that an int is 32 bits, or (nearly equivalently)
the assumption that sizeof(int) == sizeof(long). Problem: this
fails on PDP-11s, 286-based systems and even on 386 and 68000
systems under some compilers (and on 64-bit systems like the
Alpha, of course).
14. The assumption that argv[] is writable. Problem: this fails in
many embedded-systems C environments and even under a few flavors
of Unix.
Note that a programmer can validly be accused of vaxocentrism even if
he or she has never seen a VAX. Some of these assumptions (esp. 2-5)
were valid on the PDP-11, the original C machine, and became endemic
years before the VAX. The terms `vaxocentricity' and
`all-the-world's-a-VAX syndrome' have been used synonymously.
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Node:vdiff, Next:[14102]veeblefester, Previous:[14103]vaxocentrism,
Up:[14104]= V =
vdiff /vee'dif/ v.,n.
Visual diff. The operation of finding differences between two files by
[14105]eyeball search. The term `optical diff' has also been reported,
and is sometimes more specifically used for the act of superimposing
two nearly identical printouts on one another and holding them up to a
light to spot differences. Though this method is poor for detecting
omissions in the `rear' file, it can also be used with printouts of
graphics, a claim few if any diff programs can make. See [14106]diff.
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Node:veeblefester, Next:[14107]velveeta, Previous:[14108]vdiff,
Up:[14109]= V =
veeblefester /vee'b*l-fes`tr/ n.
[from the "Born Loser" comix via Commodore; prob. originally from
"Mad" Magazine's `Veeblefetzer' parodies beginning in #15, 1954] Any
obnoxious person engaged in the (alleged) professions of marketing or
management. Antonym of [14110]hacker. Compare [14111]suit,
[14112]marketroid.
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Node:velveeta, Next:[14113]ventilator card,
Previous:[14114]veeblefester, Up:[14115]= V =
velveeta n.
[Usenet: by analogy with [14116]spam. The trade name Velveeta is
attached in the U.S. to a particularly nasty processed-cheese spread.]
Also knows as [14117]ECP; a message that is excessively cross-posted,
as opposed to [14118]spam which is too frequently posted. This term is
widely recognized but not commonly used; most people refer to both
kinds of abuse as spam. Compare [14119]jello.
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Node:ventilator card, Next:[14120]Venus flytrap,
Previous:[14121]velveeta, Up:[14122]= V =
ventilator card n.
Syn. [14123]lace card.
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Node:Venus flytrap, Next:[14124]verbage, Previous:[14125]ventilator
card, Up:[14126]= V =
Venus flytrap n.
[after the insect-eating plant] See [14127]firewall machine.
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Node:verbage, Next:[14128]verbiage, Previous:[14129]Venus flytrap,
Up:[14130]= V =
verbage /ver'b*j/ n.
A deliberate misspelling and mispronunciation of [14131]verbiage that
assimilates it to the word `garbage'. Compare [14132]content-free.
More pejorative than `verbiage'.
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Node:verbiage, Next:[14133]Version 7, Previous:[14134]verbage,
Up:[14135]= V =
verbiage n.
When the context involves a software or hardware system, this refers
to [14136]documentation. This term borrows the connotations of
mainstream `verbiage' to suggest that the documentation is of marginal
utility and that the motives behind its production have little to do
with the ostensible subject.
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Node:Version 7, Next:[14137]vgrep, Previous:[14138]verbiage,
Up:[14139]= V =
Version 7 alt. V7 /vee' se'vn/ n.
The first widely distributed version of [14140]Unix, released
unsupported by Bell Labs in 1978. The term is used adjectivally to
describe Unix features and programs that date from that release, and
are thus guaranteed to be present and portable in all Unix versions
(this was the standard gauge of portability before the POSIX and IEEE
1003 standards). Note that this usage does not derive from the release
being the "seventh version of [14141]Unix"; research [14142]Unix at
Bell Labs has traditionally been numbered according to the edition of
the associated documentation. Indeed, only the widely-distributed
Sixth and Seventh Editions are widely known as V[67]; the OS that
might today be known as `V10' is instead known in full as "Tenth
Edition Research Unix" or just "Tenth Edition" for short. For this
reason, "V7" is often read by cognoscenti as "Seventh Edition". See
[14143]BSD, [14144]USG Unix, [14145]Unix. Some old-timers impatient
with commercialization and kernel bloat still maintain that V7 was the
Last True Unix.
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Node:vgrep, Next:[14146]vi, Previous:[14147]Version 7, Up:[14148]= V =
vgrep /vee'grep/ v.,n.
Visual grep. The operation of finding patterns in a file optically
rather than digitally (also called an `optical grep'). See
[14149]grep; compare [14150]vdiff.
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Node:vi, Next:[14151]video toaster, Previous:[14152]vgrep, Up:[14153]=
V =
vi /V-I/, not /vi:/ and never /siks/ n.
[from `Visual Interface'] A screen editor crufted together by Bill Joy
for an early [14154]BSD release. Became the de facto standard Unix
editor and a nearly undisputed hacker favorite outside of MIT until
the rise of [14155]EMACS after about 1984. Tends to frustrate new
users no end, as it will neither take commands while expecting input
text nor vice versa, and the default setup on older versions provides
no indication of which mode the editor is in (years ago, a
correspondent reported that he has often heard the editor's name
pronounced /vi:l/; there is now a vi clone named `vile'). Nevertheless
vi (and variants such as vim and elvis) is still widely used (about
half the respondents in a 1991 Usenet poll preferred it), and even
EMACS fans often resort to it as a mail editor and for small editing
jobs (mainly because it starts up faster than the bulkier versions of
EMACS). See [14156]holy wars.
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Node:video toaster, Next:[14157]videotex, Previous:[14158]vi,
Up:[14159]= V =
video toaster n.
Historically, an Amiga fitted with a particular line of special video
effects hardware from NewTek - long a popular platform at
special-effects and video production houses. More generally, any
computer system designed specifically for video production and
manipulation. Compare [14160]web toaster and see [14161]toaster.
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Node:videotex, Next:[14162]virgin, Previous:[14163]video toaster,
Up:[14164]= V =
videotex n. obs.
An electronic service offering people the privilege of paying to read
the weather on their television screens instead of having somebody
read it to them for free while they brush their teeth. The idea bombed
everywhere it wasn't government-subsidized, because by the time
videotex was practical the installed base of personal computers could
hook up to timesharing services and do the things for which videotex
might have been worthwhile better and cheaper. Videotex planners badly
overestimated both the appeal of getting information from a computer
and the cost of local intelligence at the user's end. Like the
[14165]gorilla arm effect, this has been a cautionary tale to hackers
ever since. See also [14166]vannevar.
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Node:virgin, Next:[14167]virtual, Previous:[14168]videotex,
Up:[14169]= V =
virgin adj.
Unused; pristine; in a known initial state. "Let's bring up a virgin
system and see if it crashes again." (Esp. useful after contracting a
[14170]virus through [14171]SEX.) Also, by extension, buffers and the
like within a program that have not yet been used.
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Node:virtual, Next:[14172]virtual beer, Previous:[14173]virgin,
Up:[14174]= V =
virtual adj.
[via the technical term `virtual memory', prob. from the term `virtual
image' in optics] 1. Common alternative to [14175]logical; often used
to refer to the artificial objects (like addressable virtual memory
larger than physical memory) simulated by a computer system as a
convenient way to manage access to shared resources. 2. Simulated;
performing the functions of something that isn't really there. An
imaginative child's doll may be a virtual playmate. Oppose
[14176]real.
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Node:virtual beer, Next:[14177]virtual Friday,
Previous:[14178]virtual, Up:[14179]= V =
virtual beer n.
Praise or thanks. Used universally in the Linux community. Originally
this term signified cash, after a famous incident in which some some
Britishers who wanted to buy Linus a beer and sent him money to
Finland to do so.
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Node:virtual Friday, Next:[14180]virtual reality,
Previous:[14181]virtual beer, Up:[14182]= V =
virtual Friday n.
(also `logical Friday') The last day before an extended weekend, if
that day is not a `real' Friday. For example, the U.S. holiday
Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday. The next day is often also a
holiday or taken as an extra day off, in which case Wednesday of that
week is a virtual Friday (and Thursday is a virtual Saturday, as is
Friday). There are also `virtual Mondays' that are actually Tuesdays,
after the three-day weekends associated with many national holidays in
the U.S.
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Node:virtual reality, Next:[14183]virtual shredder,
Previous:[14184]virtual Friday, Up:[14185]= V =
virtual reality n.
1. Computer simulations that use 3-D graphics and devices such as the
Dataglove to allow the user to interact with the simulation. See
[14186]cyberspace. 2. A form of network interaction incorporating
aspects of role-playing games, interactive theater, improvisational
comedy, and `true confessions' magazines. In a virtual reality forum
(such as Usenet's alt.callahans newsgroup or the [14187]MUD
experiments on Internet), interaction between the participants is
written like a shared novel complete with scenery, `foreground
characters' that may be personae utterly unlike the people who write
them, and common `background characters' manipulable by all parties.
The one iron law is that you may not write irreversible changes to a
character without the consent of the person who `owns' it. Otherwise
anything goes. See [14188]bamf, [14189]cyberspace,
[14190]teledildonics.
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Node:virtual shredder, Next:[14191]virus, Previous:[14192]virtual
reality, Up:[14193]= V =
virtual shredder n.
The jargonic equivalent of the [14194]bit bucket at shops using IBM's
VM/CMS operating system. VM/CMS officially supports a whole bestiary
of virtual card readers, virtual printers, and other phantom devices;
these are used to supply some of the same capabilities Unix gets from
pipes and I/O redirection.
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Node:virus, Next:[14195]visionary, Previous:[14196]virtual shredder,
Up:[14197]= V =
virus n.
[from the obvious analogy with biological viruses, via SF] A cracker
program that searches out other programs and `infects' them by
embedding a copy of itself in them, so that they become [14198]Trojan
horses. When these programs are executed, the embedded virus is
executed too, thus propagating the `infection'. This normally happens
invisibly to the user. Unlike a [14199]worm, a virus cannot infect
other computers without assistance. It is propagated by vectors such
as humans trading programs with their friends (see [14200]SEX). The
virus may do nothing but propagate itself and then allow the program
to run normally. Usually, however, after propagating silently for a
while, it starts doing things like writing cute messages on the
terminal or playing strange tricks with the display (some viruses
include nice [14201]display hacks). Many nasty viruses, written by
particularly perversely minded [14202]crackers, do irreversible
damage, like nuking all the user's files.
In the 1990s, viruses became a serious problem, especially among
Windows users; the lack of security on these machines enables viruses
to spread easily, even infecting the operating system (Unix machines,
by contrast, are immune to such attacks). The production of special
anti-virus software has become an industry, and a number of
exaggerated media reports have caused outbreaks of near hysteria among
users; many [14203]lusers tend to blame everything that doesn't work
as they had expected on virus attacks. Accordingly, this sense of
`virus' has passed not only into techspeak but into also popular usage
(where it is often incorrectly used to denote a [14204]worm or even a
[14205]Trojan horse). See [14206]phage; compare [14207]back door; see
also [14208]Unix conspiracy.
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Node:visionary, Next:[14209]VMS, Previous:[14210]virus, Up:[14211]= V
=
visionary n.
1. One who hacks vision, in the sense of an Artificial Intelligence
researcher working on the problem of getting computers to `see' things
using TV cameras. (There isn't any problem in sending information from
a TV camera to a computer. The problem is, how can the computer be
programmed to make use of the camera information? See [14212]SMOP,
[14213]AI-complete.) 2. [IBM] One who reads the outside literature. At
IBM, apparently, such a penchant is viewed with awe and wonder.
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Node:VMS, Next:[14214]voice, Previous:[14215]visionary, Up:[14216]= V
=
VMS /V-M-S/ n.
[14217]DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicomputer;
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker
folklore. Many Unix fans generously concede that VMS would probably be
the hacker's favorite commercial OS if Unix didn't exist; though true,
this makes VMS fans furious. One major hacker gripe with VMS concerns
its slowness -- thus the following limerick:
There once was a system called VMS
Of cycles by no means abstemious.
It's chock-full of hacks
And runs on a VAX
And makes my poor stomach all squeamious.
--- The Great Quux
See also [14218]VAX, [14219]TOPS-10, [14220]TOPS-20, [14221]Unix,
[14222]runic.
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Node:voice, Next:[14223]voice-net, Previous:[14224]VMS, Up:[14225]= V
=
voice vt.
To phone someone, as opposed to emailing them or connecting in
[14226]talk mode. "I'm busy now; I'll voice you later."
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Node:voice-net, Next:[14227]voodoo programming, Previous:[14228]voice,
Up:[14229]= V =
voice-net n.
Hackish way of referring to the telephone system, analogizing it to a
digital network. Usenet [14230]sig blocks not uncommonly include the
sender's phone next to a "Voice:" or "Voice-Net:" header; common
variants of this are "Voicenet" and "V-Net". Compare [14231]paper-net,
[14232]snail-mail.
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Node:voodoo programming, Next:[14233]VR, Previous:[14234]voice-net,
Up:[14235]= V =
voodoo programming n.
[from George Bush's "voodoo economics"] 1. The use by guess or
cookbook of an [14236]obscure or [14237]hairy system, feature, or
algorithm that one does not truly understand. The implication is that
the technique may not work, and if it doesn't, one will never know
why. Almost synonymous with [14238]black magic, except that black
magic typically isn't documented and nobody understands it. Compare
[14239]magic, [14240]deep magic, [14241]heavy wizardry, [14242]rain
dance, [14243]cargo cult programming, [14244]wave a dead chicken. 2.
Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try
anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling
everything.
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Node:VR, Next:[14245]Vulcan nerve pinch, Previous:[14246]voodoo
programming, Up:[14247]= V =
VR // [MUD] n.
On-line abbrev for [14248]virtual reality, as opposed to [14249]RL.
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Node:Vulcan nerve pinch, Next:[14250]vulture capitalist,
Previous:[14251]VR, Up:[14252]= V =
Vulcan nerve pinch n.
[from the old "Star Trek" TV series via Commodore Amiga hackers] The
keyboard combination that forces a soft-boot or jump to ROM monitor
(on machines that support such a feature). On PC clones this is
Ctrl-Alt-Del; on Suns, L1-A; on Macintoshes, it is - or --! Also called [14253]three-finger
salute. Compare [14254]quadruple bucky.
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Node:vulture capitalist, Next:[14255]W2K bug, Previous:[14256]Vulcan
nerve pinch, Up:[14257]= V =
vulture capitalist n.
Pejorative hackerism for `venture capitalist', deriving from the
common practice of pushing contracts that deprive inventors of control
over their own innovations and most of the money they ought to have
made from them.
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Node:= W =, Next:[14258]= X =, Previous:[14259]= V =, Up:[14260]The
Jargon Lexicon
= W =
* [14261]W2K bug:
* [14262]wabbit:
* [14263]WAITS:
* [14264]waldo:
* [14265]walk:
* [14266]walk off the end of:
* [14267]walking drives:
* [14268]wall:
* [14269]wall follower:
* [14270]wall time:
* [14271]wall wart:
* [14272]wallpaper:
* [14273]wango:
* [14274]wank:
* [14275]wannabee:
* [14276]war dialer:
* [14277]-ware:
* [14278]warez:
* [14279]warez d00dz:
* [14280]warez kiddies:
* [14281]warlording:
* [14282]warm boot:
* [14283]wart:
* [14284]washing machine:
* [14285]washing software:
* [14286]water MIPS:
* [14287]wave a dead chicken:
* [14288]weasel:
* [14289]web pointer:
* [14290]web toaster:
* [14291]webify:
* [14292]webmaster:
* [14293]web ring:
* [14294]wedged:
* [14295]wedgie:
* [14296]wedgitude:
* [14297]weeble:
* [14298]weeds:
* [14299]weenie:
* [14300]Weenix:
* [14301]well-behaved:
* [14302]well-connected:
* [14303]wetware:
* [14304]whack:
* [14305]whack-a-mole:
* [14306]whacker:
* [14307]whales:
* [14308]whalesong:
* [14309]What's a spline?:
* [14310]wheel:
* [14311]wheel bit:
* [14312]wheel of reincarnation:
* [14313]wheel wars:
* [14314]White Book:
* [14315]whitelist:
* [14316]whizzy:
* [14317]wibble:
* [14318]WIBNI:
* [14319]widget:
* [14320]wiggles:
* [14321]WIMP environment:
* [14322]win:
* [14323]win big:
* [14324]win win:
* [14325]Winchester:
* [14326]windoid:
* [14327]window shopping:
* [14328]Windoze:
* [14329]winged comments:
* [14330]winkey:
* [14331]winnage:
* [14332]winner:
* [14333]winnitude:
* [14334]Wintel:
* [14335]wired:
* [14336]wirehead:
* [14337]wirewater:
* [14338]wish list:
* [14339]within delta of:
* [14340]within epsilon of:
* [14341]wizard:
* [14342]Wizard Book:
* [14343]wizard hat:
* [14344]wizard mode:
* [14345]wizardly:
* [14346]wok-on-the-wall:
* [14347]womb box:
* [14348]WOMBAT:
* [14349]womble:
* [14350]wonky:
* [14351]woofer:
* [14352]workaround:
* [14353]working as designed:
* [14354]worm:
* [14355]wormhole:
* [14356]wound around the axle:
* [14357]wrap around:
* [14358]write-only code:
* [14359]write-only language:
* [14360]write-only memory:
* [14361]Wrong Thing:
* [14362]wugga wugga:
* [14363]wumpus:
* [14364]WYSIAYG:
* [14365]WYSIWYG:
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Node:W2K bug, Next:[14366]wabbit, Previous:[14367]vulture capitalist,
Up:[14368]= W =
W2K bug
[from `Y2K bug' for the Year 2000 problem] The upcoming deployment of
Microsoft's Windows 2000 operating system, which hackers generally
expect will be among the worst train wrecks in the history of software
engineering. Such is the power of Microsoft marketing, however, that
it is also expected this will not become obvious until it has incurred
hundreds of millions of dollars in downtime and lost opportunity
costs.
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Node:wabbit, Next:[14369]WAITS, Previous:[14370]W2K bug, Up:[14371]= W
=
wabbit /wab'it/ n.
[almost certainly from Elmer Fudd's immortal line "You wascawwy
wabbit!"] 1. A legendary early hack reported on a System/360 at RPI
and elsewhere around 1978; this may have descended (if only by
inspiration) from a hack called RABBITS reported from 1969 on a
Burroughs 5500 at the University of Washington Computer Center. The
program would make two copies of itself every time it was run,
eventually crashing the system. 2. By extension, any hack that
includes infinite self-replication but is not a [14372]virus or
[14373]worm. See [14374]fork bomb and [14375]rabbit job, see also
[14376]cookie monster.
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Node:WAITS, Next:[14377]waldo, Previous:[14378]wabbit, Up:[14379]= W =
WAITS /wayts/ n.
The mutant cousin of [14380]TOPS-10 used on a handful of systems at
[14381]SAIL up to 1990. There was never an `official' expansion of
WAITS (the name itself having been arrived at by a rather sideways
process), but it was frequently glossed as `West-coast Alternative to
ITS'. Though WAITS was less visible than ITS, there was frequent
exchange of people and ideas between the two communities, and
innovations pioneered at WAITS exerted enormous indirect influence.
The early screen modes of [14382]EMACS, for example, were directly
inspired by WAITS's `E' editor -- one of a family of editors that were
the first to do `real-time editing', in which the editing commands
were invisible and where one typed text at the point of
insertion/overwriting. The modern style of multi-region windowing is
said to have originated there, and WAITS alumni at XEROX PARC and
elsewhere played major roles in the developments that led to the XEROX
Star, the Macintosh, and the Sun workstations. Also invented there
were [14383]bucky bits -- thus, the ALT key on every IBM PC is a WAITS
legacy. One WAITS feature very notable in pre-Web days was a news-wire
interface that allowed WAITS hackers to read, store, and filter AP and
UPI dispatches from their terminals; the system also featured a
still-unusual level of support for what is now called `multimedia'
computing, allowing analog audio and video signals to be switched to
programming terminals.
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Node:waldo, Next:[14384]walk, Previous:[14385]WAITS, Up:[14386]= W =
waldo /wol'doh/ n.
[From Robert A. Heinlein's story "Waldo"] 1. A mechanical agent, such
as a gripper arm, controlled by a human limb. When these were
developed for the nuclear industry in the mid-1940s they were named
after the invention described by Heinlein in the story, which he wrote
in 1942. Now known by the more generic term `telefactoring', this
technology is of intense interest to NASA for tasks like space station
maintenance. 2. At Harvard (particularly by Tom Cheatham and
students), this is used instead of [14387]foobar as a metasyntactic
variable and general nonsense word. See [14388]foo, [14389]bar,
[14390]foobar, [14391]quux.
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Node:walk, Next:[14392]walk off the end of, Previous:[14393]waldo,
Up:[14394]= W =
walk n.,vt.
Traversal of a data structure, especially an array or linked-list data
structure in [14395]core. See also [14396]codewalker, [14397]silly
walk, [14398]clobber.
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Node:walk off the end of, Next:[14399]walking drives,
Previous:[14400]walk, Up:[14401]= W =
walk off the end of vt.
To run past the end of an array, list, or medium after stepping
through it -- a good way to land in trouble. Often the result of an
[14402]off-by-one error. Compare [14403]clobber, [14404]roach,
[14405]smash the stack.
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Node:walking drives, Next:[14406]wall, Previous:[14407]walk off the
end of, Up:[14408]= W =
walking drives n.
An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days
when they were huge, clunky [14409]washing machines. Those old
[14410]dinosaur parts carried terrific angular momentum; the
combination of a misaligned spindle or worn bearings and stick-slip
interactions with the floor could cause them to `walk' across a room,
lurching alternate corners forward a couple of millimeters at a time.
There is a legend about a drive that walked over to the only door to
the computer room and jammed it shut; the staff had to cut a hole in
the wall in order to get at it! Walking could also be induced by
certain patterns of drive access (a fast seek across the whole width
of the disk, followed by a slow seek in the other direction). Some
bands of old-time hackers figured out how to induce disk-accessing
patterns that would do this to particular drive models and held
disk-drive races.
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Node:wall, Next:[14411]wall follower, Previous:[14412]walking drives,
Up:[14413]= W =
wall interj.
[WPI] 1. An indication of confusion, usually spoken with a quizzical
tone: "Wall??" 2. A request for further explication. Compare
[14414]octal forty. 3. [Unix, from `write all'] v. To send a message
to everyone currently logged in, esp. with the wall(8) utility.
It is said that sense 1 came from the idiom `like talking to a blank
wall'. It was originally used in situations where, after you had
carefully answered a question, the questioner stared at you blankly,
clearly having understood nothing that was explained. You would then
throw out a "Hello, wall?" to elicit some sort of response from the
questioner. Later, confused questioners began voicing "Wall?"
themselves.
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Node:wall follower, Next:[14415]wall time, Previous:[14416]wall,
Up:[14417]= W =
wall follower n.
A person or algorithm that compensates for lack of sophistication or
native stupidity by efficiently following some simple procedure shown
to have been effective in the past. Used of an algorithm, this is not
necessarily pejorative; it recalls `Harvey Wallbanger', the winning
robot in an early AI contest (named, of course, after the cocktail).
Harvey successfully solved mazes by keeping a `finger' on one wall and
running till it came out the other end. This was inelegant, but it was
mathematically guaranteed to work on simply-connected mazes -- and, in
fact, Harvey outperformed more sophisticated robots that tried to
`learn' each maze by building an internal representation of it. Used
of humans, the term is pejorative and implies an uncreative,
bureaucratic, by-the-book mentality. See also [14418]code grinder;
compare [14419]droid.
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Node:wall time, Next:[14420]wall wart, Previous:[14421]wall follower,
Up:[14422]= W =
wall time n.
(also `wall clock time') 1. `Real world' time (what the clock on the
wall shows), as opposed to the system clock's idea of time. 2. The
real running time of a program, as opposed to the number of
[14423]ticks required to execute it (on a timesharing system these
always differ, as no one program gets all the ticks, and on
multiprocessor systems with good thread support one may get more
processor time than real time).
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Node:wall wart, Next:[14424]wallpaper, Previous:[14425]wall time,
Up:[14426]= W =
wall wart n.
A small power-supply brick with integral male plug, designed to plug
directly into a wall outlet; called a `wart' because when installed on
a power strip it tends to block up at least one more socket than it
uses.. These are frequently associated with modems and other small
electronic devices which would become unacceptably bulky or hot if
they had power supplies on board (there are other reasons as well
having to do with the cost of UL certification).
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Node:wallpaper, Next:[14427]wango, Previous:[14428]wall wart,
Up:[14429]= W =
wallpaper n.
1. A file containing a listing (e.g., assembly listing) or a
transcript, esp. a file containing a transcript of all or part of a
login session. (The idea was that the paper for such listings was
essentially good only for wallpaper, as evidenced at Stanford, where
it was used to cover windows.) Now rare, esp. since other systems have
developed other terms for it (e.g., PHOTO on TWENEX). However, the
Unix world doesn't have an equivalent term, so perhaps
[14430]wallpaper will take hold there. The term probably originated on
ITS, where the commands to begin and end transcript files were :WALBEG
and :WALEND, with default file WALL PAPER (the space was a path
delimiter). 2. The background pattern used on graphical workstations
(this is techspeak under the `Windows' graphical user interface to
MS-DOS). 3. `wallpaper file' n. The file that contains the wallpaper
information before it is actually printed on paper. (Even if you don't
intend ever to produce a real paper copy of the file, it is still
called a wallpaper file.)
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Node:wango, Next:[14431]wank, Previous:[14432]wallpaper, Up:[14433]= W
=
wango /wang'goh/ n.
Random bit-level [14434]grovelling going on in a system during some
unspecified operation. Often used in combination with [14435]mumble.
For example: "You start with the `.o' file, run it through this
postprocessor that does mumble-wango -- and it comes out a snazzy
object-oriented executable."
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Node:wank, Next:[14436]wannabee, Previous:[14437]wango, Up:[14438]= W
=
wank /wangk/ n.,v.,adj.
[Columbia University: prob. by mutation from Commonwealth slang v.
`wank', to masturbate] Used much as [14439]hack is elsewhere, as a
noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such
cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's
sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a
[14440]wizard. Adj. `wanky' describes something particularly clever (a
person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when
there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled
by an overload of the `wankometer' (compare [14441]bogometer). When
the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed,
or all non-wanks will leave. Compare `neep-neeping' (under
[14442]neep-neep). Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth
this word is extremely rude and is best avoided unless one intends to
give offense. Adjectival `wanky' is less offensive and simply means
`stupid' or `broken' (this is mainstream in Great Britain).
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Node:wannabee, Next:[14443]war dialer, Previous:[14444]wank,
Up:[14445]= W =
wannabee /won'*-bee/ n.
(also, more plausibly, spelled `wannabe') [from a term recently used
to describe Madonna fans who dress, talk, and act like their idol;
prob. originally from biker slang] A would-be [14446]hacker. The
connotations of this term differ sharply depending on the age and
exposure of the subject. Used of a person who is in or might be
entering [14447]larval stage, it is semi-approving; such wannabees can
be annoying but most hackers remember that they, too, were once such
creatures. When used of any professional programmer, CS academic,
writer, or [14448]suit, it is derogatory, implying that said person is
trying to cuddle up to the hacker mystique but doesn't, fundamentally,
have a prayer of understanding what it is all about. Overuse of terms
from this lexicon is often an indication of the [14449]wannabee
nature. Compare [14450]newbie.
Historical note: The wannabee phenomenon has a slightly different
flavor now (1993) than it did ten or fifteen years ago. When the
people who are now hackerdom's tribal elders were in [14451]larval
stage, the process of becoming a hacker was largely unconscious and
unaffected by models known in popular culture -- communities formed
spontaneously around people who, as individuals, felt irresistibly
drawn to do hackerly things, and what wannabees experienced was a
fairly pure, skill-focused desire to become similarly wizardly. Those
days of innocence are gone forever; society's adaptation to the advent
of the microcomputer after 1980 included the elevation of the hacker
as a new kind of folk hero, and the result is that some people
semi-consciously set out to be hackers and borrow hackish prestige by
fitting the popular image of hackers. Fortunately, to do this really
well, one has to actually become a wizard. Nevertheless, old-time
hackers tend to share a poorly articulated disquiet about the change;
among other things, it gives them mixed feelings about the effects of
public compendia of lore like this one.
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Node:war dialer, Next:[14452]-ware, Previous:[14453]wannabee,
Up:[14454]= W =
war dialer n.
A cracking tool, a program that calls a given list or range of phone
numbers and records those which answer with handshake tones (and so
might be entry points to computer or telecommunications systems). Some
of these programs have become quite sophisticated, and can now detect
modem, fax, or PBX tones and log each one separately. The war dialer
is one of the most important tools in the [14455]phreaker's kit. These
programs evolved from early [14456]demon dialers.
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Node:-ware, Next:[14457]warez, Previous:[14458]war dialer, Up:[14459]=
W =
-ware suff.
[from `software'] Commonly used to form jargon terms for classes of
software. For examples, see [14460]annoyware, [14461]careware,
[14462]crippleware, [14463]crudware, [14464]freeware,
[14465]fritterware, [14466]guiltware, [14467]liveware,
[14468]meatware, [14469]payware, [14470]psychedelicware,
[14471]shareware, [14472]shelfware, [14473]vaporware, [14474]wetware.
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Node:warez, Next:[14475]warez d00dz, Previous:[14476]-ware,
Up:[14477]= W =
warez /weirz/ n.
Widely used in [14478]cracker subcultures to denote cracked version of
commercial software, that is versions from which copy-protection has
been stripped. Hackers recognize this term but don't use it
themselves. See [14479]warez d00dz, [14480]courier, [14481]leech,
[14482]elite.
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Node:warez d00dz, Next:[14483]warez kiddies, Previous:[14484]warez,
Up:[14485]= W =
warez d00dz /weirz doodz/ n.
A substantial subculture of [14486]crackers refer to themselves as
`warez d00dz'; there is evidently some connection with [14487]B1FF
here. As `Ozone Pilot', one former warez d00d, wrote:
Warez d00dz get illegal copies of copyrighted software. If it has
copy protection on it, they break the protection so the software
can be copied. Then they distribute it around the world via several
gateways. Warez d00dz form badass group names like RAZOR and the
like. They put up boards that distribute the latest ware, or pirate
program. The whole point of the Warez sub-culture is to get the
pirate program released and distributed before any other group. I
know, I know. But don't ask, and it won't hurt as much. This is how
they prove their poweress [sic]. It gives them the right to say, "I
released King's Quest IVXIX before you so obviously my testicles
are larger." Again don't ask...
The studly thing to do if one is a warez d00d, it appears, is emit
`0-day warez', that is copies of commercial software copied and
cracked on the same day as its retail release. Warez d00ds also hoard
software in a big way, collecting untold megabytes of arcade-style
games, pornographic JPGs, and applications they'll never use onto
their hard disks. As Ozone Pilot acutely observes:
[BELONG] is the only word you will need to know. Warez d00dz want
to belong. They have been shunned by everyone, and thus turn to
cyberspace for acceptance. That is why they always start groups
like TGW, FLT, USA and the like. Structure makes them happy. [...]
Warez d00dz will never have a handle like "Pink Daisy" because
warez d00dz are insecure. Only someone who is very secure with a
good dose of self-esteem can stand up to the cries of fag and
girlie-man. More likely you will find warez d00dz with handles
like: Doctor Death, Deranged Lunatic, Hellraiser, Mad Prince,
Dreamdevil, The Unknown, Renegade Chemist, Terminator, and Twin
Turbo. They like to sound badass when they can hide behind their
terminals. More likely, if you were given a sample of 100 people,
the person whose handle is Hellraiser is the last person you'd
associate with the name.
The contrast with Internet hackers is stark and instructive. See
[14488]cracker, [14489]wannabee, [14490]handle, [14491]elite,
[14492]courier, [14493]leech; compare [14494]weenie, [14495]spod.
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Node:warez kiddies, Next:[14496]warlording, Previous:[14497]warez
d00dz, Up:[14498]= W =
warez kiddies n.
Even more derogatory way of referring to [14499]warez d00dz; refers to
the fact that most warez d00dz are around the age of puberty. Compare
[14500]script kiddies.
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Node:warlording, Next:[14501]warm boot, Previous:[14502]warez kiddies,
Up:[14503]= W =
warlording v.
[from the Usenet group alt.fan.warlord] The act of excoriating a
bloated, ugly, or derivative [14504]sig block. Common grounds for
warlording include the presence of a signature rendered in a
[14505]BUAF, over-used or cliched [14506]sig quotes, ugly [14507]ASCII
art, or simply excessive size. The original `Warlord' was a
[14508]B1FF-like [14509]newbie c.1991 who featured in his sig a
particularly large and obnoxious ASCII graphic resembling the sword of
Conan the Barbarian in the 1981 John Milius movie; the group name
alt.fan.warlord was sarcasm, and the characteristic mode of warlording
is devastatingly sarcastic praise.
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Node:warm boot, Next:[14510]wart, Previous:[14511]warlording,
Up:[14512]= W =
warm boot n.
See [14513]boot.
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Node:wart, Next:[14514]washing machine, Previous:[14515]warm boot,
Up:[14516]= W =
wart n.
A small, [14517]crocky [14518]feature that sticks out of an otherwise
[14519]clean design. Something conspicuous for localized ugliness,
especially a special-case exception to a general rule. For example, in
some versions of csh(1), single quotes literalize every character
inside them except !. In ANSI C, the ?? syntax used for obtaining
ASCII characters in a foreign environment is a wart. See also
[14520]miswart.
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Node:washing machine, Next:[14521]washing software,
Previous:[14522]wart, Up:[14523]= W =
washing machine n.
1. Old-style 14-inch hard disks in floor-standing cabinets. So called
because of the size of the cabinet and the `top-loading' access to the
media packs -- and, of course, they were always set on `spin cycle'.
The washing-machine idiom transcends language barriers; it is even
used in Russian hacker jargon. See also [14524]walking drives. The
thick channel cables connecting these were called `bit hoses' (see
[14525]hose, sense 3). 2. [CMU] A machine used exclusively for
[14526]washing software. CMU has clusters of these.
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Node:washing software, Next:[14527]water MIPS, Previous:[14528]washing
machine, Up:[14529]= W =
washing software n.
The process of recompiling a software distribution (used more often
when the recompilation is occuring from scratch) to pick up and merge
together all of the various changes that have been made to the source.
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Node:water MIPS, Next:[14530]wave a dead chicken,
Previous:[14531]washing software, Up:[14532]= W =
water MIPS n.
(see [14533]MIPS, sense 2) Large, water-cooled machines of either
today's ECL-supercomputer flavor or yesterday's traditional
[14534]mainframe type.
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Node:wave a dead chicken, Next:[14535]weasel, Previous:[14536]water
MIPS, Up:[14537]= W =
wave a dead chicken v.
To perform a ritual in the direction of crashed software or hardware
that one believes to be futile but is nevertheless necessary so that
others are satisfied that an appropriate degree of effort has been
expended. "I'll wave a dead chicken over the source code, but I really
think we've run into an OS bug." Compare [14538]voodoo programming,
[14539]rain dance; see also [14540]casting the runes.
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Node:weasel, Next:[14541]web pointer, Previous:[14542]wave a dead
chicken, Up:[14543]= W =
weasel n.
[Cambridge] A naive user, one who deliberately or accidentally does
things that are stupid or ill-advised. Roughly synonymous with
[14544]loser.
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Node:web pointer, Next:[14545]web toaster, Previous:[14546]weasel,
Up:[14547]= W =
web pointer n.
A World Wide Web [14548]URL. See also [14549]hotlink, which has
slightly different connotations.
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Node:web toaster, Next:[14550]webify, Previous:[14551]web pointer,
Up:[14552]= W =
web toaster n.
A small specialized computer, shipped with no monitor or keyboard or
any other external peripherals, pre-configured to be controlled
through an Ethernet port and function as a WWW server. Products of
this kind (for example the Cobalt Qube) are often about the size of a
toaster. See [14553]toaster; compare [14554]video toaster.
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Node:webify, Next:[14555]webmaster, Previous:[14556]web toaster,
Up:[14557]= W =
webify n.
To put a piece of (possibly already existing) material on the WWW.
Frequently used for papers ("Why don't you webify all your
publications?") or for demos ("They webified their 6.866 final
project"). This term seems to have been (rather logically)
independently invented multiple times in the early 1990s.
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Node:webmaster, Next:[14558]web ring, Previous:[14559]webify,
Up:[14560]= W =
webmaster n.
[WWW: from [14561]postmaster] The person at a site providing World
Wide Web information who is responsible for maintaining the public
pages and keeping the Web server running and properly configured.
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Node:web ring, Next:[14562]wedged, Previous:[14563]webmaster,
Up:[14564]= W =
web ring n.
Two or more web sites connected by prominent links between sites
sharing a common interest or theme. Usually such cliques have the
topology of a ring, in order to make it easy for visitors to navigate
through all of them.
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Node:wedged, Next:[14565]wedgie, Previous:[14566]web ring, Up:[14567]=
W =
wedged adj.
1. To be stuck, incapable of proceeding without help. This is
different from having crashed. If the system has crashed, it has
become totally non-functioning. If the system is wedged, it is trying
to do something but cannot make progress; it may be capable of doing a
few things, but not be fully operational. For example, a process may
become wedged if it [14568]deadlocks with another (but not all
instances of wedging are deadlocks). See also [14569]gronk,
[14570]locked up, [14571]hosed, [14572]hung (wedged is more severe
than [14573]hung). 2. Often refers to humans suffering misconceptions.
"He's totally wedged -- he's convinced that he can levitate through
meditation." 3. [Unix] Specifically used to describe the state of a
TTY left in a losing state by abort of a screen-oriented program or
one that has messed with the line discipline in some obscure way.
There is some dispute over the origin of this term. It is usually
thought to derive from a common description of recto-cranial
inversion; however, it may actually have originated with older
`hot-press' printing technology in which physical type elements were
locked into type frames with wedges driven in by mallets. Once this
had been done, no changes in the typesetting for that page could be
made.
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Node:wedgie, Next:[14574]wedgitude, Previous:[14575]wedged,
Up:[14576]= W =
wedgie n.
[Fairchild] A bug. Prob. related to [14577]wedged.
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Node:wedgitude, Next:[14578]weeble, Previous:[14579]wedgie,
Up:[14580]= W =
wedgitude /wedj'i-t[y]ood/ n.
The quality or state of being [14581]wedged.
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Node:weeble, Next:[14582]weeds, Previous:[14583]wedgitude, Up:[14584]=
W =
weeble /weeb'l/ interj.
[Cambridge] Used to denote frustration, usually at amazing stupidity.
"I stuck the disk in upside down." "Weeble...." Compare [14585]gurfle.
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Node:weeds, Next:[14586]weenie, Previous:[14587]weeble, Up:[14588]= W
=
weeds n.
1. Refers to development projects or algorithms that have no possible
relevance or practical application. Comes from `off in the weeds'.
Used in phrases like "lexical analysis for microcode is serious
weeds...." 2. At CDC/ETA before its demise, the phrase `go off in the
weeds' was equivalent to IBM's [14589]branch to Fishkill and
mainstream hackerdom's [14590]jump off into never-never land.
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Node:weenie, Next:[14591]Weenix, Previous:[14592]weeds, Up:[14593]= W
=
weenie n.
1. [on BBSes] Any of a species of luser resembling a less amusing
version of [14594]B1FF that infests many [14595]BBS systems. The
typical weenie is a teenage boy with poor social skills travelling
under a grandiose [14596]handle derived from fantasy or heavy-metal
rock lyrics. Among sysops, `the weenie problem' refers to the
marginally literate and profanity-laden [14597]flamage weenies tend to
spew all over a newly-discovered BBS. Compare [14598]spod,
[14599]computer geek, [14600]terminal junkie, [14601]warez d00dz. 2.
[Among hackers] When used with a qualifier (for example, as in
[14602]Unix weenie, VMS weenie, IBM weenie) this can be either an
insult or a term of praise, depending on context, tone of voice, and
whether or not it is applied by a person who considers him or herself
to be the same sort of weenie. Implies that the weenie has put a major
investment of time, effort, and concentration into the area indicated;
whether this is good or bad depends on the hearer's judgment of how
the speaker feels about that area. See also [14603]bigot. 3. The
semicolon character, ; (ASCII 0111011).
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Node:Weenix, Next:[14604]well-behaved, Previous:[14605]weenie,
Up:[14606]= W =
Weenix /wee'niks/ n.
1. [ITS] A derogatory term for [14607]Unix, derived from [14608]Unix
weenie. According to one noted ex-ITSer, it is "the operating system
preferred by Unix Weenies: typified by poor modularity, poor
reliability, hard file deletion, no file version numbers, case
sensitivity everywhere, and users who believe that these are all
advantages". (Some ITS fans behave as though they believe Unix stole a
future that rightfully belonged to them. See [14609]ITS, sense 2.) 2.
[Brown University] A Unix-like OS developed for tutorial purposes at
Brown University. See
[14610]http://www.cs.brown.edu/courses/cs167/weenix.html. Named
independently of the ITS usage.
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Node:well-behaved, Next:[14611]well-connected, Previous:[14612]Weenix,
Up:[14613]= W =
well-behaved adj.
1. [primarily [14614]MS-DOS] Said of software conforming to system
interface guidelines and standards. Well-behaved software uses the
operating system to do chores such as keyboard input, allocating
memory and drawing graphics. Oppose [14615]ill-behaved. 2. Software
that does its job quietly and without counterintuitive effects. Esp.
said of software having an interface spec sufficiently simple and
well-defined that it can be used as a [14616]tool by other software.
See [14617]cat. 3. Said of an algorithm that doesn't [14618]crash or
[14619]blow up, even when given [14620]pathological input. Implies
that the stability of the algorithm is intrinsic, which makes this
somewhat different from [14621]bulletproof.
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Node:well-connected, Next:[14622]wetware,
Previous:[14623]well-behaved, Up:[14624]= W =
well-connected adj.
Said of a computer installation, asserts that it has reliable email
links with the network and/or that it relays a large fraction of
available [14625]Usenet newsgroups. `Well-known' can be almost
synonymous, but also implies that the site's name is familiar to many
(due perhaps to an archive service or active Usenet users).
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Node:wetware, Next:[14626]whack, Previous:[14627]well-connected,
Up:[14628]= W =
wetware /wet'weir/ n.
[prob. from the novels of Rudy Rucker] 1. The human nervous system, as
opposed to computer hardware or software. "Wetware has 7 plus or minus
2 temporary registers." 2. Human beings (programmers, operators,
administrators) attached to a computer system, as opposed to the
system's hardware or software. See [14629]liveware, [14630]meatware.
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Node:whack, Next:[14631]whack-a-mole, Previous:[14632]wetware,
Up:[14633]= W =
whack v.
According to arch-hacker James Gosling (designer of [14634]NeWS,
[14635]GOSMACS and Java), to "...modify a program with no idea
whatsoever how it works." (See [14636]whacker.) It is actually
possible to do this in nontrivial circumstances if the change is small
and well-defined and you are very good at [14637]glarking things from
context. As a trivial example, it is relatively easy to change all
stderr writes to stdout writes in a piece of C filter code which
remains otherwise mysterious.
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Node:whack-a-mole, Next:[14638]whacker, Previous:[14639]whack,
Up:[14640]= W =
whack-a-mole n.
[from the carnival game which involves quickly and repeatedly hitting
the heads of mechanical moles with a mallet as they pop up from their
holes.] 1. The practice of repeatedly causing spammers'
[14641]throwaway accounts and drop boxes to be terminated. 2. After
sense 1 became established in the mid-1990s the term passed into more
generalized use, and now is commonly found in such combinations as
`whack-a-mole windows'; the obnoxious pop-ip advertisement windows
spawned in flocks when you surg to sites like Geocities or Tripod.
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Node:whacker, Next:[14642]whales, Previous:[14643]whack-a-mole,
Up:[14644]= W =
whacker n.
[University of Maryland: from [14645]hacker] 1. A person, similar to a
[14646]hacker, who enjoys exploring the details of programmable
systems and how to stretch their capabilities. Whereas a hacker tends
to produce great hacks, a whacker only ends up whacking the system or
program in question. Whackers are often quite egotistical and eager to
claim [14647]wizard status, regardless of the views of their peers. 2.
A person who is good at programming quickly, though rather poorly and
ineptly.
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Node:whales, Next:[14648]whalesong, Previous:[14649]whacker,
Up:[14650]= W =
whales n.
See [14651]like kicking dead whales down the beach.
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Node:whalesong, Next:[14652]What's a spline?, Previous:[14653]whales,
Up:[14654]= W =
whalesong n.
The peculiar clicking and whooshing sounds made by a PEP modem such as
the Telebit Trailblazer as it tries to synchronize with another PEP
modem for their special high-speed mode. This sound isn't anything
like the normal two-tone handshake between conventional V-series
modems and is instantly recognizable to anyone who has heard it more
than once. It sounds, in fact, very much like whale songs. This noise
is also called "the moose call" or "moose tones".
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Node:What's a spline?, Next:[14655]wheel, Previous:[14656]whalesong,
Up:[14657]= W =
What's a spline?
[XEROX PARC] This phrase expands to: "You have just used a term that
I've heard for a year and a half, and I feel I should know, but don't.
My curiosity has finally overcome my guilt." The PARC lexicon adds
"Moral: don't hesitate to ask questions, even if they seem obvious."
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Node:wheel, Next:[14658]wheel bit, Previous:[14659]What's a spline?,
Up:[14660]= W =
wheel n.
[from slang `big wheel' for a powerful person] A person who has an
active [14661]wheel bit. "We need to find a wheel to unwedge the hung
tape drives." (See [14662]wedged, sense 1.) The traditional name of
security group zero in [14663]BSD (to which the major system-internal
users like [14664]root belong) is `wheel'. Some vendors have expanded
on this usage, modifying Unix so that only members of group `wheel'
can [14665]go root.
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Node:wheel bit, Next:[14666]wheel of reincarnation,
Previous:[14667]wheel, Up:[14668]= W =
wheel bit n.
A privilege bit that allows the possessor to perform some restricted
operation on a timesharing system, such as read or write any file on
the system regardless of protections, change or look at any address in
the running monitor, crash or reload the system, and kill or create
jobs and user accounts. The term was invented on the TENEX operating
system, and carried over to TOPS-20, XEROX-IFS, and others. The state
of being in a privileged logon is sometimes called `wheel mode'. This
term entered the Unix culture from TWENEX in the mid-1980s and has
been gaining popularity there (esp. at university sites). See also
[14669]root.
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Node:wheel of reincarnation, Next:[14670]wheel wars,
Previous:[14671]wheel bit, Up:[14672]= W =
wheel of reincarnation
[coined in a paper by T. H. Myer and I.E. Sutherland "On the Design of
Display Processors", Comm. ACM, Vol. 11, no. 6, June 1968)] Term used
to refer to a well-known effect whereby function in a computing system
family is migrated out to special-purpose peripheral hardware for
speed, then the peripheral evolves toward more computing power as it
does its job, then somebody notices that it is inefficient to support
two asymmetrical processors in the architecture and folds the function
back into the main CPU, at which point the cycle begins again.
Several iterations of this cycle have been observed in
graphics-processor design, and at least one or two in communications
and floating-point processors. Also known as `the Wheel of Life', `the
Wheel of Samsara', and other variations of the basic Hindu/Buddhist
theological idea. See also [14673]blitter, [14674]bit bang.
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Node:wheel wars, Next:[14675]White Book, Previous:[14676]wheel of
reincarnation, Up:[14677]= W =
wheel wars n.
[Stanford University] A period in [14678]larval stage during which
student hackers hassle each other by attempting to log each other out
of the system, delete each other's files, and otherwise wreak havoc,
usually at the expense of the lesser users.
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Node:White Book, Next:[14679]whitelist, Previous:[14680]wheel wars,
Up:[14681]= W =
White Book n.
1. Syn. [14682]K&R. 2. Adobe's fourth book in the PostScript series,
describing the previously-secret format of Type 1 fonts; "Adobe Type 1
Font Format, version 1.1", (Addison-Wesley, 1990, ISBN 0-201-57044-0).
See also [14683]Red Book, [14684]Green Book, [14685]Blue Book.
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Node:whitelist, Next:[14686]whizzy, Previous:[14687]White Book,
Up:[14688]= W =
whitelist n.
The opposite of a blacklist. That is, instead of being an explicit
list of people who are banned, it's an explicit list of people who are
to be admitted. Hackers use this especially of lists of email
addresses that are explicitly enabled to get past strict anti-spam
filters.
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Node:whizzy, Next:[14689]wibble, Previous:[14690]whitelist,
Up:[14691]= W =
whizzy adj.
(alt. `wizzy') [Sun] Describes a [14692]cuspy program; one that is
feature-rich and well presented.
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Node:wibble, Next:[14693]WIBNI, Previous:[14694]whizzy, Up:[14695]= W
=
wibble
[UK, perh. originally from the first "Roger Irrelevant" strip in "VIZ"
comics, spread via "Your Sinclair magazine in the 1980s and early
1990s"] 1. n.,v. Commonly used to describe chatter, content-free
remarks or other essentially meaningless contributions to threads in
newsgroups. "Oh, rspence is wibbling again". 2. [UK IRC] An explicit
on-line no-op equivalent to [14696]humma. 3. One of the preferred
[14697]metasyntactic variables in the UK, forming a series with
wobble, wubble, and flob (attributed to the hilarious historical
comedy "Blackadder"). 4. A pronounciation of the letters "www", as
seen in URLs; i.e., www.[14698]foo.com may be pronounced "wibble dot
foo dot com" (compare [14699]dub dub dub).
The ancestral sense of this word is reported to have been "My brain is
packing it in now. I give up. Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!"
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Node:WIBNI, Next:[14700]widget, Previous:[14701]wibble, Up:[14702]= W
=
WIBNI // n.
[Bell Labs: Wouldn't It Be Nice If] What most requirements documents
and specifications consist entirely of. Compare [14703]IWBNI.
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Node:widget, Next:[14704]wiggles, Previous:[14705]WIBNI, Up:[14706]= W
=
widget n.
1. A meta-thing. Used to stand for a real object in didactic examples
(especially database tutorials). Legend has it that the original
widgets were holders for buggy whips. "But suppose the parts list for
a widget has 52 entries...." 2. [poss. evoking `window gadget'] A user
interface object in [14707]X graphical user interfaces.
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Node:wiggles, Next:[14708]WIMP environment, Previous:[14709]widget,
Up:[14710]= W =
wiggles n.
[scientific computation] In solving partial differential equations by
finite difference and similar methods, wiggles are sawtooth
(up-down-up-down) oscillations at the shortest wavelength
representable on the grid. If an algorithm is unstable, this is often
the most unstable waveform, so it grows to dominate the solution.
Alternatively, stable (though inaccurate) wiggles can be generated
near a discontinuity by a Gibbs phenomenon.
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Node:WIMP environment, Next:[14711]win, Previous:[14712]wiggles,
Up:[14713]= W =
WIMP environment n.
[acronym: `Window, Icon, Menu, Pointing device (or Pull-down menu)'] A
graphical-user-interface environment such as [14714]X or the Macintosh
interface, esp. as described by a hacker who prefers command-line
interfaces for their superior flexibility and extensibility. However,
it is also used without negative connotations; one must pay attention
to voice tone and other signals to interpret correctly. See
[14715]menuitis, [14716]user-obsequious.
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Node:win, Next:[14717]win big, Previous:[14718]WIMP environment,
Up:[14719]= W =
win
[MIT; now common everywhere] 1. vi. To succeed. A program wins if no
unexpected conditions arise, or (especially) if it sufficiently
[14720]robust to take exceptions in stride. 2. n. Success, or a
specific instance thereof. A pleasing outcome. "So it turned out I
could use a [14721]lexer generator instead of hand-coding my own
pattern recognizer. What a win!" Emphatic forms: `moby win', `super
win', `hyper-win' (often used interjectively as a reply). For some
reason `suitable win' is also common at MIT, usually in reference to a
satisfactory solution to a problem. Oppose [14722]lose; see also
[14723]big win, which isn't quite just an intensification of `win'.
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Node:win big, Next:[14724]win win, Previous:[14725]win, Up:[14726]= W
=
win big vi.
To experience serendipity. "I went shopping and won big; there was a
2-for-1 sale." See [14727]big win.
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Node:win win, Next:[14728]Winchester, Previous:[14729]win big,
Up:[14730]= W =
win win excl.
Expresses pleasure at a [14731]win.
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Node:Winchester, Next:[14732]windoid, Previous:[14733]win win,
Up:[14734]= W =
Winchester n.
Informal generic term for sealed-enclosure magnetic-disk drives in
which the read-write head planes over the disk surface on an air
cushion. There is a legend that the name arose because the original
1973 engineering prototype for what later became the IBM 3340 featured
two 30-megabyte volumes; 30-30 became `Winchester' when somebody
noticed the similarity to the common term for a famous Winchester
rifle (in the latter, the first 30 referred to caliber and the second
to the grain weight of the charge). (It is sometimes incorrectly
claimed that Winchester was the laboratory in which the technology was
developed.)
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Node:windoid, Next:[14735]window shopping, Previous:[14736]Winchester,
Up:[14737]= W =
windoid n.
In the Macintosh world, a style of window with much less adornment
(smaller or missing title bar, zoom box, etc, etc) than a standard
window.
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Node:window shopping, Next:[14738]Windoze, Previous:[14739]windoid,
Up:[14740]= W =
window shopping n.
[US Geological Survey] Among users of [14741]WIMP environments like
[14742]X or the Macintosh, extended experimentation with new window
colors, fonts, and icon shapes. This activity can take up hours of
what might otherwise have been productive working time. "I spent the
afternoon window shopping until I found the coolest shade of green for
my active window borders -- now they perfectly match my medium slate
blue background." Serious window shoppers will spend their days with
bitmap editors, creating new and different icons and background
patterns for all to see. Also: `window dressing', the act of applying
new fonts, colors, etc. See [14743]fritterware, compare
[14744]macdink.
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Node:Windoze, Next:[14745]winged comments, Previous:[14746]window
shopping, Up:[14747]= W =
Windoze /win'dohz/ n.
See [14748]Microsloth Windows.
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Node:winged comments, Next:[14749]winkey, Previous:[14750]Windoze,
Up:[14751]= W =
winged comments n.
Comments set on the same line as code, as opposed to [14752]boxed
comments. In C, for example:
d = sqrt(x*x + y*y); /* distance from origin */
Generally these refer only to the action(s) taken on that line.
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Node:winkey, Next:[14753]winnage, Previous:[14754]winged comments,
Up:[14755]= W =
winkey n.
(alt. `winkey face') See [14756]emoticon.
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Node:winnage, Next:[14757]winner, Previous:[14758]winkey, Up:[14759]=
W =
winnage /win'*j/ n.
The situation when a lossage is corrected, or when something is
winning.
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Node:winner, Next:[14760]winnitude, Previous:[14761]winnage,
Up:[14762]= W =
winner
1. n. An unexpectedly good situation, program, programmer, or person.
2. `real winner': Often sarcastic, but also used as high praise (see
also the note under [14763]user). "He's a real winner -- never reports
a bug till he can duplicate it and send in an example."
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Node:winnitude, Next:[14764]Wintel, Previous:[14765]winner,
Up:[14766]= W =
winnitude /win'*-t[y]ood/ n.
The quality of winning (as opposed to [14767]winnage, which is the
result of winning). "Guess what? They tweaked the microcode and now
the LISP interpreter runs twice as fast as it used to." "That's really
great! Boy, what winnitude!" "Yup. I'll probably get a half-hour's
winnage on the next run of my program." Perhaps curiously, the obvious
antonym `lossitude' is rare.
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Node:Wintel, Next:[14768]wired, Previous:[14769]winnitude, Up:[14770]=
W =
Wintel n.
Microsoft Windows plus Intel - the tacit alliance that dominated
desktop computing in the 1990s. Now (1999) possibly on the verge of
breaking up under pressure from [14771]Linux; see [14772]Lintel.
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Node:wired, Next:[14773]wirehead, Previous:[14774]Wintel, Up:[14775]=
W =
wired n.
See [14776]hardwired.
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Node:wirehead, Next:[14777]wirewater, Previous:[14778]wired,
Up:[14779]= W =
wirehead /wi:r'hed/ n.
[prob. from SF slang for an electrical-brain-stimulation addict] 1. A
hardware hacker, especially one who concentrates on communications
hardware. 2. An expert in local-area networks. A wirehead can be a
network software wizard too, but will always have the ability to deal
with network hardware, down to the smallest component. Wireheads are
known for their ability to lash up an Ethernet terminator from spare
resistors, for example.
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Node:wirewater, Next:[14780]wish list, Previous:[14781]wirehead,
Up:[14782]= W =
wirewater n.
Syn. [14783]programming fluid. This melds the mainstream slang
adjective `wired' (stimulated, up, hyperactive) with `firewater';
however, it refers to caffeinacious rather than alcoholic beverages.
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Node:wish list, Next:[14784]within delta of,
Previous:[14785]wirewater, Up:[14786]= W =
wish list n.
A list of desired features or bug fixes that probably won't get done
for a long time, usually because the person responsible for the code
is too busy or can't think of a clean way to do it. "OK, I'll add
automatic filename completion to the wish list for the new interface."
Compare [14787]tick-list features.
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Node:within delta of, Next:[14788]within epsilon of,
Previous:[14789]wish list, Up:[14790]= W =
within delta of adj.
See [14791]delta.
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Node:within epsilon of, Next:[14792]wizard, Previous:[14793]within
delta of, Up:[14794]= W =
within epsilon of adj.
See [14795]epsilon.
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Node:wizard, Next:[14796]Wizard Book, Previous:[14797]within epsilon
of, Up:[14798]= W =
wizard n.
1. Transitively, a person who knows how a complex piece of software or
hardware works (that is, who [14799]groks it); esp. someone who can
find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency. Someone is a [14800]hacker
if he or she has general hacking ability, but is a wizard with respect
to something only if he or she has specific detailed knowledge of that
thing. A good hacker could become a wizard for something given the
time to study it. 2. The term `wizard' is also used intransitively of
someone who has extremely high-level hacking or problem-solving
ability. 3. A person who is permitted to do things forbidden to
ordinary people; one who has [14801]wheel privileges on a system. 4. A
Unix expert, esp. a Unix systems programmer. This usage is well enough
established that `Unix Wizard' is a recognized job title at some
corporations and to most headhunters. See [14802]guru, [14803]lord
high fixer. See also [14804]deep magic, [14805]heavy wizardry,
[14806]incantation, [14807]magic, [14808]mutter, [14809]rain dance,
[14810]voodoo programming, [14811]wave a dead chicken.
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Node:Wizard Book, Next:[14812]wizard hat, Previous:[14813]wizard,
Up:[14814]= W =
Wizard Book n.
"Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" (Hal Abelson,
Jerry Sussman and Julie Sussman; MIT Press, 1984, 1996; ISBN
0-262-01153-0), an excellent computer science text used in
introductory courses at MIT. So called because of the wizard on the
jacket. One of the [14815]bibles of the LISP/Scheme world. Also, less
commonly, known as the [14816]Purple Book.
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Node:wizard hat, Next:[14817]wizard mode, Previous:[14818]Wizard Book,
Up:[14819]= W =
wizard hat n.
[also, after Terry Pratchett, `pointy hat'] Notional headgear worn by
whoever is the [14820]wizard in a particular context. The implication
is that it's a transferable role. "Talk to Alice, she's wearing the
TCP/IP wizard hat while Bob is on vacation." This metaphor is
sufficiently live that one may actually see hackers miming the act of
putting on, taking off, or transferring a phantom hat. Compare
[14821]patch pumpkin.
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Node:wizard mode, Next:[14822]wizardly, Previous:[14823]wizard hat,
Up:[14824]= W =
wizard mode n.
[from [14825]rogue] A special access mode of a program or system,
usually passworded, that permits some users godlike privileges.
Generally not used for operating systems themselves (`root mode' or
`wheel mode' would be used instead). This term is often used with
respect to games that have editable state.
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Node:wizardly, Next:[14826]wok-on-the-wall, Previous:[14827]wizard
mode, Up:[14828]= W =
wizardly adj.
Pertaining to wizards. A wizardly [14829]feature is one that only a
wizard could understand or use properly.
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Node:wok-on-the-wall, Next:[14830]womb box, Previous:[14831]wizardly,
Up:[14832]= W =
wok-on-the-wall n.
A small microwave dish antenna used for cross-campus private network
circuits, from the obvious resemblance between a microwave dish and
the Chinese culinary utensil.
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Node:womb box, Next:[14833]WOMBAT, Previous:[14834]wok-on-the-wall,
Up:[14835]= W =
womb box n.
1. [TMRC] Storage space for equipment. 2. [proposed] A variety of
hard-shell equipment case with heavy interior padding and/or shaped
carrier cutouts in a foam-rubber matrix; mundanely called a `flight
case'. Used for delicate test equipment, electronics, and musical
instruments.
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Node:WOMBAT, Next:[14836]womble, Previous:[14837]womb box, Up:[14838]=
W =
WOMBAT /wom'bat/ adj.
[acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time] Applied to problems which
are both profoundly [14839]uninteresting in themselves and unlikely to
benefit anyone interesting even if solved. Often used in fanciful
constructions such as `wrestling with a wombat'. See also
[14840]crawling horror, [14841]SMOP. Also note the rather different
usage as a metasyntactic variable in [14842]Commonwealth Hackish.
Users of the PDP-11 database program DATATRIEVE adopted the wombat as
their notional mascot; the program's help file responded to "HELP
WOMBAT" with factual information about Real World wombats.
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Node:womble, Next:[14843]wonky, Previous:[14844]WOMBAT, Up:[14845]= W
=
womble n.
[Unisys UK: from British animated characters] A user who has great
difficulty in communicating their requirements and/or in using the
resulting software. Extreme case of [14846]luser. An especially senior
or high-ranking womble is referred to as Great-Uncle Bulgaria.
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Node:wonky, Next:[14847]woofer, Previous:[14848]womble, Up:[14849]= W
=
wonky /wong'kee/ adj.
[from Australian slang] Yet another approximate synonym for
[14850]broken. Specifically connotes a malfunction that produces
behavior seen as crazy, humorous, or amusingly perverse. "That was the
day the printer's font logic went wonky and everybody's listings came
out in Tengwar." Also in `wonked out'. See [14851]funky,
[14852]demented, [14853]bozotic.
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Node:woofer, Next:[14854]workaround, Previous:[14855]wonky,
Up:[14856]= W =
woofer n.
[University of Waterloo] Some varieties of wide paper for printers
have a perforation 8.5 inches from the left margin that allows the
excess on the right-hand side to be torn off when the print format is
80 columns or less wide. The right-hand excess may be called `woofer'.
This term (like [14857]tweeter) has been in use at Waterloo since
1972, but is elsewhere unknown. In audio jargon, the word refers to
the bass speaker(s) on a hi-fi.
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Node:workaround, Next:[14858]working as designed,
Previous:[14859]woofer, Up:[14860]= W =
workaround n.
1. A temporary [14861]kluge used to bypass, mask, or otherwise avoid a
[14862]bug or [14863]misfeature in some system. Theoretically,
workarounds are always replaced by [14864]fixes; in practice,
customers often find themselves living with workarounds for long
periods of time. "The code died on NUL characters in the input, so I
fixed it to interpret them as spaces." "That's not a fix, that's a
workaround!" 2. A procedure to be employed by the user in order to do
what some currently non-working feature should do. Hypothetical
example: "Using META-F7 [14865]crashes the 4.43 build of Weemax, but
as a workaround you can type CTRL-R, then SHIFT-F5, and delete the
remaining [14866]cruft by hand."
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Node:working as designed, Next:[14867]worm,
Previous:[14868]workaround, Up:[14869]= W =
working as designed adj.
[IBM] 1. In conformance to a wrong or inappropriate specification;
useful, but misdesigned. 2. Frequently used as a sardonic comment on a
program's utility. 3. Unfortunately also used as a bogus reason for
not accepting a criticism or suggestion. At [14870]IBM, this sense is
used in official documents! See [14871]BAD.
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Node:worm, Next:[14872]wormhole, Previous:[14873]working as designed,
Up:[14874]= W =
worm n.
[from `tapeworm' in John Brunner's novel "The Shockwave Rider", via
XEROX PARC] A program that propagates itself over a network,
reproducing itself as it goes. Compare [14875]virus. Nowadays the term
has negative connotations, as it is assumed that only [14876]crackers
write worms. Perhaps the best-known example was Robert T. Morris's
[14877]Great Worm of 1988, a `benign' one that got out of control and
hogged hundreds of Suns and VAXen across the U.S. See also
[14878]cracker, [14879]RTM, [14880]Trojan horse, [14881]ice.
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Node:wormhole, Next:[14882]wound around the axle,
Previous:[14883]worm, Up:[14884]= W =
wormhole /werm'hohl/ n.
[from the `wormhole' singularities hypothesized in some versions of
General Relativity theory] 1. [n.,obs.] A location in a monitor which
contains the address of a routine, with the specific intent of making
it easy to substitute a different routine. This term is now
obsolescent; modern operating systems use clusters of wormholes
extensively (for modularization of I/O handling in particular, as in
the Unix device-driver organization) but the preferred techspeak for
these clusters is `device tables', `jump tables' or `capability
tables'. 2. [Amateur Packet Radio] A network path using a commercial
satellite link to join two or more amateur VHF networks. So called
because traffic routed through a wormhole leaves and re-enters the
amateur network over great distances with usually little clue in the
message routing header as to how it got from one relay to the other.
Compare [14885]gopher hole (sense 2).
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Node:wound around the axle, Next:[14886]wrap around,
Previous:[14887]wormhole, Up:[14888]= W =
wound around the axle adj.
In an infinite loop. Often used by older computer types.
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Node:wrap around, Next:[14889]write-only code, Previous:[14890]wound
around the axle, Up:[14891]= W =
wrap around vi.
(also n. `wraparound' and v. shorthand `wrap') 1. [techspeak] The
action of a counter that starts over at zero or at `minus infinity'
(see [14892]infinity) after its maximum value has been reached, and
continues incrementing, either because it is programmed to do so or
because of an overflow (as when a car's odometer starts over at 0). 2.
To change [14893]phase gradually and continuously by maintaining a
steady wake-sleep cycle somewhat longer than 24 hours, e.g., living
six long (28-hour) days in a week (or, equivalently, sleeping at the
rate of 10 microhertz). This sense is also called
[14894]phase-wrapping.
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Node:write-only code, Next:[14895]write-only language,
Previous:[14896]wrap around, Up:[14897]= W =
write-only code n.
[a play on `read-only memory'] Code so arcane, complex, or
ill-structured that it cannot be modified or even comprehended by
anyone but its author, and possibly not even by him/her. A [14898]Bad
Thing.
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Node:write-only language, Next:[14899]write-only memory,
Previous:[14900]write-only code, Up:[14901]= W =
write-only language n.
A language with syntax (or semantics) sufficiently dense and bizarre
that any routine of significant size is automatically
[14902]write-only code. A sobriquet applied occasionally to C and
often to APL, though [14903]INTERCAL and [14904]TECO certainly deserve
it more. See also [14905]Befunge.
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Node:write-only memory, Next:[14906]Wrong Thing,
Previous:[14907]write-only language, Up:[14908]= W =
write-only memory n.
The obvious antonym to `read-only memory'. Out of frustration with the
long and seemingly useless chain of approvals required of component
specifications, during which no actual checking seemed to occur, an
engineer at Signetics once created a specification for a write-only
memory and included it with a bunch of other specifications to be
approved. This inclusion came to the attention of Signetics
[14909]management only when regular customers started calling and
asking for pricing information. Signetics published a corrected
edition of the data book and requested the return of the `erroneous'
ones. Later, in 1972, Signetics bought a double-page spread in
"Electronics" magazine's April issue and used the spec as an April
Fools' Day joke. Instead of the more conventional characteristic
curves, the 25120 "fully encoded, 9046 x N, Random Access,
write-only-memory" data sheet included diagrams of "bit capacity vs.
Temp.", "Iff vs. Vff", "Number of pins remaining vs. number of socket
insertions", and "AQL vs. selling price". The 25120 required a 6.3 VAC
VFF supply, a +10V VCC, and VDD of 0V, +/- 2%.
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Node:Wrong Thing, Next:[14910]wugga wugga, Previous:[14911]write-only
memory, Up:[14912]= W =
Wrong Thing n.
A design, action, or decision that is clearly incorrect or
inappropriate. Often capitalized; always emphasized in speech as if
capitalized. The opposite of the [14913]Right Thing; more generally,
anything that is not the Right Thing. In cases where `the good is the
enemy of the best', the merely good -- although good -- is
nevertheless the Wrong Thing. "In C, the default is for module-level
declarations to be visible everywhere, rather than just within the
module. This is clearly the Wrong Thing."
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Node:wugga wugga, Next:[14914]wumpus, Previous:[14915]Wrong Thing,
Up:[14916]= W =
wugga wugga /wuh'g* wuh'g*/ n.
Imaginary sound that a computer program makes as it labors with a
tedious or difficult task.[14917]grind (sense 4).
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Node:wumpus, Next:[14918]WYSIAYG, Previous:[14919]wugga wugga,
Up:[14920]= W =
wumpus /wuhm'p*s/ n.
The central monster (and, in many versions, the name) of a famous
family of very early computer games called "Hunt The Wumpus'. The
original was invented in 1970 (several years before [14921]ADVENT) by
Gregory Yob. The wumpus lived somewhere in a cave with the topology of
an dodecahedron's edge/vertex graph (later versions supported other
topologies, including an icosahedron and Möbius strip). The player
started somewhere at random in the cave with five `crooked arrows';
these could be shot through up to three connected rooms, and would
kill the wumpus on a hit (later versions introduced the wounded
wumpus, which got very angry). Unfortunately for players, the movement
necessary to map the maze was made hazardous not merely by the wumpus
(which would eat you if you stepped on him) but also by bottomless
pits and colonies of super bats that would pick you up and drop you at
a random location (later versions added `anaerobic termites' that ate
arrows, bat migrations, and earthquakes that randomly changed pit
locations).
This game appears to have been the first to use a non-random
graph-structured map (as opposed to a rectangular grid like the even
older Star Trek games). In this respect, as in the dungeon-like
setting and its terse, amusing messages, it prefigured [14922]ADVENT
and [14923]Zork and was directly ancestral to the latter (Zork
acknowledged this heritage by including a super-bat colony). A C
emulation of the original Basic game is available at the
Retrocomputing Museum, [14924]http://www.ccil.org/retro.
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Node:WYSIAYG, Next:[14925]WYSIWYG, Previous:[14926]wumpus, Up:[14927]=
W =
WYSIAYG /wiz'ee-ayg/ adj.
Describes a user interface under which "What You See Is All You Get";
an unhappy variant of [14928]WYSIWYG. Visual, `point-and-shoot'-style
interfaces tend to have easy initial learning curves, but also to lack
depth; they often frustrate advanced users who would be better served
by a command-style interface. When this happens, the frustrated user
has a WYSIAYG problem. This term is most often used of editors, word
processors, and document formatting programs. WYSIWYG `desktop
publishing' programs, for example, are a clear win for creating small
documents with lots of fonts and graphics in them, especially things
like newsletters and presentation slides. When typesetting book-length
manuscripts, on the other hand, scale changes the nature of the task;
one quickly runs into WYSIAYG limitations, and the increased power and
flexibility of a command-driven formatter like [14929]TeX or Unix's
[14930]troff becomes not just desirable but a necessity. Compare
[14931]YAFIYGI.
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Node:WYSIWYG, Next:[14932]X, Previous:[14933]WYSIAYG, Up:[14934]= W =
WYSIWYG /wiz'ee-wig/ adj.
[Traced to Flip Wilson's "Geraldine" character c.1970] Describes a
user interface under which "What You See Is What You Get", as opposed
to one that uses more-or-less obscure commands that do not result in
immediate visual feedback. True WYSIWYG in environments supporting
multiple fonts or graphics is a a rarely-attained ideal; there are
variants of this term to express real-world manifestations including
WYSIAWYG (What You See Is Almost What You Get) and WYSIMOLWYG (What
You See Is More or Less What You Get). All these can be mildly
derogatory, as they are often used to refer to dumbed-down
[14935]user-friendly interfaces targeted at non-programmers; a hacker
has no fear of obscure commands (compare [14936]WYSIAYG). On the other
hand, [14937]EMACS was one of the very first WYSIWYG editors,
replacing (actually, at first overlaying) the extremely obscure,
command-based [14938]TECO. See also [14939]WIMP environment. [Oddly
enough, WYSIWYG has already made it into the OED, in lower case yet.
--ESR]
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Node:= X =, Next:[14940]= Y =, Previous:[14941]= W =, Up:[14942]The
Jargon Lexicon
= X =
* [14943]X:
* [14944]XEROX PARC:
* [14945]XOFF:
* [14946]XON:
* [14947]xor:
* [14948]xref:
* [14949]XXX:
* [14950]xyzzy:
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Node:X, Next:[14951]XEROX PARC, Previous:[14952]WYSIWYG, Up:[14953]= X
=
X /X/ n.
1. Used in various speech and writing contexts (also in lowercase) in
roughly its algebraic sense of `unknown within a set defined by
context' (compare [14954]N). Thus, the abbreviation 680x0 stands for
68000, 68010, 68020, 68030, or 68040, and 80x86 stands for 80186,
80286, 80386, 80486, 80586 or 80686 (note that a Unix hacker might
write these as 680[0-6]0 and 80[1-6]86 or 680?0 and 80?86
respectively; see [14955]glob). 2. [after the name of an earlier
window system called `W'] An over-sized, over-featured,
over-engineered and incredibly over-complicated window system
developed at MIT and widely used on Unix systems.
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Node:XEROX PARC, Next:[14956]XOFF, Previous:[14957]X, Up:[14958]= X =
XEROX PARC /zee'roks park'/ n.
The famed Palo Alto Research Center. For more than a decade, from the
early 1970s into the mid-1980s, PARC yielded an astonishing volume of
groundbreaking hardware and software innovations. The modern mice,
windows, and icons style of software interface was invented there. So
was the laser printer and the local-area network; and PARC's series of
D machines anticipated the powerful personal computers of the 1980s by
a decade. Sadly, the prophets at PARC were without honor in their own
company, so much so that it became a standard joke to describe PARC as
a place that specialized in developing brilliant ideas for everyone
else.
The stunning shortsightedness and obtusity of XEROX's top-level
[14959]suits has been well anatomized in "Fumbling The Future: How
XEROX Invented, Then Ignored, the First Personal Computer" by Douglas
K. Smith and Robert C. Alexander (William Morrow & Co., 1988, ISBN
0-688-09511-9).
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Node:XOFF, Next:[14960]XON, Previous:[14961]XEROX PARC, Up:[14962]= X
=
XOFF /X-of/ n.
Syn. [14963]control-S.
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Node:XON, Next:[14964]xor, Previous:[14965]XOFF, Up:[14966]= X =
XON /X-on/ n.
Syn. [14967]control-Q.
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Node:xor, Next:[14968]xref, Previous:[14969]XON, Up:[14970]= X =
xor /X'or/, /kzor/ conj.
Exclusive or. `A xor B' means `A or B, but not both'. "I want to get
cherry pie xor a banana split." This derives from the technical use of
the term as a function on truth-values that is true if exactly one of
its two arguments is true.
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Node:xref, Next:[14971]XXX, Previous:[14972]xor, Up:[14973]= X =
xref /X'ref/ v.,n.
Hackish standard abbreviation for `cross-reference'.
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Node:XXX, Next:[14974]xyzzy, Previous:[14975]xref, Up:[14976]= X =
XXX /X-X-X/ n.
A marker that attention is needed. Commonly used in program comments
to indicate areas that are kluged up or need to be. Some hackers liken
`XXX' to the notional heavy-porn movie rating. Compare [14977]FIXME.
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Node:xyzzy, Next:[14978]YA-, Previous:[14979]XXX, Up:[14980]= X =
xyzzy /X-Y-Z-Z-Y/, /X-Y-ziz'ee/, /ziz'ee/, or /ik-ziz'ee/ adj.
[from the ADVENT game] The [14981]canonical `magic word'. This comes
from [14982]ADVENT, in which the idea is to explore an underground
cave with many rooms and to collect the treasures you find there. If
you type `xyzzy' at the appropriate time, you can move instantly
between two otherwise distant points. If, therefore, you encounter
some bit of [14983]magic, you might remark on this quite succinctly by
saying simply "Xyzzy!" "Ordinarily you can't look at someone else's
screen if he has protected it, but if you type quadruple-bucky-clear
the system will let you do it anyway." "Xyzzy!" It's traditional for
xyzzy to be an [14984]Easter egg in games with text interfaces.
Xyzzy has actually been implemented as an undocumented no-op command
on several OSes; in Data General's AOS/VS, for example, it would
typically respond "Nothing happens", just as [14985]ADVENT did if the
magic was invoked at the wrong spot or before a player had performed
the action that enabled the word. In more recent 32-bit versions, by
the way, AOS/VS responds "Twice as much happens".
Early versions of the popular `minesweeper' game under Microsoft
Windows had a cheat mode triggered by the command
`xyzzy' that turns the top-left pixel of the
screen different colors depending on whether or not the cursor is over
a bomb. This feature temporarily diasappeared in Windows 98, but
reappeared in Windows 2000.
The following passage from "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" by L. Frank
Baum, suggesting a possible pre-ADVENT origin, has recently come to
light:
"Ziz-zy, zuz-zy, zik!" said Dorothy, who was now standing on both
feet. This ended the saying of the charm, and they heard a great
chattering and flapping of wings, as the band of Winged Monkeys flew
up to them.
The text can be viewed at
[14986]ftp://metalab.unc.edu/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/etext93/wizoz10.
txt.
Another possible pre-ADVENT porigin is discussed at
[14987]http://people.delphi.com/rickadams/adventure/c_xyzzy.html.
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Node:= Y =, Next:[14988]= Z =, Previous:[14989]= X =, Up:[14990]The
Jargon Lexicon
= Y =
* [14991]YA-:
* [14992]YABA:
* [14993]YAFIYGI:
* [14994]YAUN:
* [14995]Yellow Book:
* [14996]yellow card:
* [14997]yellow wire:
* [14998]Yet Another:
* [14999]YHBT:
* [15000]YKYBHTLW:
* [15001]YMMV:
* [15002]You are not expected to understand this:
* [15003]You know you've been hacking too long when:
* [15004]Your mileage may vary:
* [15005]Yow!:
* [15006]yoyo mode:
* [15007]Yu-Shiang Whole Fish:
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Node:YA-, Next:[15008]YABA, Previous:[15009]xyzzy, Up:[15010]= Y =
YA- abbrev.
[Yet Another] In hackish acronyms this almost invariably expands to
[15011]Yet Another, following the precedent set by Unix yacc(1) (Yet
Another Compiler-Compiler). See [15012]YABA.
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Node:YABA, Next:[15013]YAFIYGI, Previous:[15014]YA-, Up:[15015]= Y =
YABA /ya'b*/ n.
[Cambridge] Yet Another Bloody Acronym. Whenever some program is being
named, someone invariably suggests that it be given a name that is
acronymic. The response from those with a trace of originality is to
remark ironically that the proposed name would then be
`YABA-compatible'. Also used in response to questions like "What is
WYSIWYG?" See also [15016]TLA.
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Node:YAFIYGI, Next:[15017]YAUN, Previous:[15018]YABA, Up:[15019]= Y =
YAFIYGI /yaf'ee-y*-gee/ adj.
[coined in response to WYSIWYG] Describes the command-oriented
ed/vi/nroff/TeX style of word processing or other user interface, the
opposite of [15020]WYSIWYG. Stands for "You asked for it, you got it",
because what you actually asked for is often not apparent until long
after it is too late to do anything about it. Used to denote
perversity ("Real Programmers use YAFIYGI tools...and like it!") or,
less often, a necessary tradeoff ("Only a YAFIYGI tool can have full
programmable flexibility in its interface.").
This precise sense of "You asked for it, you got it" seems to have
first appeared in Ed Post's classic parody "Real Programmers don't use
Pascal" (see [15021]Real Programmers); the acronym is a more recent
invention.
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Node:YAUN, Next:[15022]Yellow Book, Previous:[15023]YAFIYGI,
Up:[15024]= Y =
YAUN /yawn/ n.
[Acronym for `Yet Another Unix Nerd'] Reported from the San Diego
Computer Society (predominantly a microcomputer users' group) as a
good-natured punning insult aimed at Unix zealots.
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Node:Yellow Book, Next:[15025]yellow card, Previous:[15026]YAUN,
Up:[15027]= Y =
Yellow Book n.
The print version of this Jargon File; "The New Hacker's Dictionary"
from MIT Press; The book includes essentially all the material the
File, plus a Foreword by Guy L. Steele Jr. and a Preface by Eric S.
Raymond. Most importantly, the book version is nicely typeset and
includes almost all of the infamous Crunchly cartoons by the Great
Quux, each attached to an appropriate entry. The first edition (1991,
ISBN 0-262-68069-6) corresponded to the Jargon File version 2.9.6. The
second edition (1993, ISBN 0-262-68079-3) corresponded to the Jargon
File 3.0.0. The third (1996, ISBN 0-262-68092-0) corresponded to
4.0.0.
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Node:yellow card, Next:[15028]yellow wire, Previous:[15029]Yellow
Book, Up:[15030]= Y =
yellow card n.
See [15031]green card.
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Node:yellow wire, Next:[15032]Yet Another, Previous:[15033]yellow
card, Up:[15034]= Y =
yellow wire n.
[IBM] Repair wires used when connectors (especially ribbon connectors)
got broken due to some schlemiel pinching them, or to reconnect cut
traces after the FE mistakenly cut one. Compare [15035]blue wire,
[15036]purple wire, [15037]red wire.
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Node:Yet Another, Next:[15038]YHBT, Previous:[15039]yellow wire,
Up:[15040]= Y =
Yet Another adj.
[From Unix's yacc(1), `Yet Another Compiler-Compiler', a LALR parser
generator] 1. Of your own work: A humorous allusion often used in
titles to acknowledge that the topic is not original, though the
content is. As in `Yet Another AI Group' or `Yet Another Simulated
Annealing Algorithm'. 2. Of others' work: Describes something of which
there are already far too many. See also [15041]YA-, [15042]YABA,
[15043]YAUN.
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Node:YHBT, Next:[15044]YKYBHTLW, Previous:[15045]Yet Another,
Up:[15046]= Y =
YHBT //
[Usenet: very common] Abbreviation: You Have Been Trolled (see
[15047]troll, sense 1). Especially used in "YHBT. YHL. HAND.", which
is widely understood to expand to "You Have Been Trolled. You Have
Lost. Have A Nice Day". You are quite likely to see this if you
respond incautiously to a flame-provoking post that was obviously
floated as sucker bait.
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Node:YKYBHTLW, Next:[15048]YMMV, Previous:[15049]YHBT, Up:[15050]= Y =
YKYBHTLW // abbrev.
Abbreviation of `You know you've been hacking too long when...', which
became established on the Usenet group alt.folklore.computers during
extended discussion of the indicated entry in the Jargon File.
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Node:YMMV, Next:[15051]You are not expected to understand this,
Previous:[15052]YKYBHTLW, Up:[15053]= Y =
YMMV // cav.
Abbreviation for [15054]Your mileage may vary common on Usenet.
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Node:You are not expected to understand this, Next:[15055]You know
you've been hacking too long when, Previous:[15056]YMMV, Up:[15057]= Y
=
You are not expected to understand this [Unix] cav.
The canonical comment describing something [15058]magic or too
complicated to bother explaining properly. From an infamous comment in
the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel. Dennis Ritchie has
[15059]explained this in detail.
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Node:You know you've been hacking too long when, Next:[15060]Your
mileage may vary, Previous:[15061]You are not expected to understand
this, Up:[15062]= Y =
You know you've been hacking too long when
The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about
themselves. These include the following:
* not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail,
but you remember your [15063]network address faster than your
postal one.
* your [15064]SO kisses you on the neck and the first thing you
think is "Uh, oh, [15065]priority interrupt."
* you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing it
in octal.
* your computers have a higher street value than your car.
* in your universe, `round numbers' are powers of 2, not 10.
* more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some
programming language.
* you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
A [15066]list list of these can be found by searching for this phrase
on the web.
[An early version of this entry said "All but one of these have been
reliably reported as hacker traits (some of them quite often). Even
hackers may have trouble spotting the ringer." The ringer was
balancing one's checkbook in octal, which I made up out of whole
cloth. Although more respondents picked that one out as fiction than
any of the others, I also received multiple independent reports of its
actually happening, most famously to Grace Hopper while she was
working with BINAC in 1949. --ESR]
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Node:Your mileage may vary, Next:[15067]Yow!, Previous:[15068]You know
you've been hacking too long when, Up:[15069]= Y =
Your mileage may vary cav.
[from the standard disclaimer attached to EPA mileage ratings by
American car manufacturers] 1. A ritual warning often found in Unix
freeware distributions. Translates roughly as "Hey, I tried to write
this portably, but who knows what'll happen on your system?" 2. More
generally, a qualifier attached to advice. "I find that sending
flowers works well, but your mileage may vary."
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Node:Yow!, Next:[15070]yoyo mode, Previous:[15071]Your mileage may
vary, Up:[15072]= Y =
Yow! /yow/ interj.
[from "Zippy the Pinhead" comix] A favored hacker expression of
humorous surprise or emphasis. "Yow! Check out what happens when you
twiddle the foo option on this display hack!" Compare [15073]gurfle.
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Node:yoyo mode, Next:[15074]Yu-Shiang Whole Fish,
Previous:[15075]Yow!, Up:[15076]= Y =
yoyo mode n.
The state in which the system is said to be when it rapidly alternates
several times between being up and being down. Interestingly (and
perhaps not by coincidence), many hardware vendors give out free yoyos
at Usenix exhibits.
Sun Microsystems gave out logoized yoyos at SIGPLAN '88. Tourists
staying at one of Atlanta's most respectable hotels were subsequently
treated to the sight of 200 of the country's top computer scientists
testing yo-yo algorithms in the lobby.
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Node:Yu-Shiang Whole Fish, Next:[15077]zap, Previous:[15078]yoyo mode,
Up:[15079]= Y =
Yu-Shiang Whole Fish /yoo-shyang hohl fish/ n. obs.
The character gamma (extended SAIL ASCII 0001001), which with a loop
in its tail looks like a little fish swimming down the page. The term
is actually the name of a Chinese dish in which a fish is cooked whole
(not [15080]parsed) and covered with Yu-Shiang (or Yu-Hsiang) sauce.
Usage: primarily by people on the MIT LISP Machine, which could
display this character on the screen. Tends to elicit incredulity from
people who hear about it second-hand.
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Node:= Z =, Previous:[15081]= Y =, Up:[15082]The Jargon Lexicon
= Z =
* [15083]zap:
* [15084]zapped:
* [15085]Zawinski's Law:
* [15086]zbeba:
* [15087]zen:
* [15088]zero:
* [15089]zero-content:
* [15090]Zero-One-Infinity Rule:
* [15091]zeroth:
* [15092]zigamorph:
* [15093]zip:
* [15094]zipperhead:
* [15095]zombie:
* [15096]zorch:
* [15097]Zork:
* [15098]zorkmid:
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Node:zap, Next:[15099]zapped, Previous:[15100]Yu-Shiang Whole Fish,
Up:[15101]= Z =
zap
1. n. Spiciness. 2. vt. To make food spicy. 3. vt. To make someone
`suffer' by making his food spicy. (Most hackers love spicy food.
Hot-and-sour soup is considered wimpy unless it makes you wipe your
nose for the rest of the meal.) See [15102]zapped. 4. vt. To modify,
usually to correct; esp. used when the action is performed with a
debugger or binary patching tool. Also implies surgical precision.
"Zap the debug level to 6 and run it again." In the IBM mainframe
world, binary patches are applied to programs or to the OS with a
program called `superzap', whose file name is `IMASPZAP' (possibly
contrived from I M A SuPerZAP). 5. vt. To erase or reset. 6. To
[15103]fry a chip with static electricity. "Uh oh -- I think that
lightning strike may have zapped the disk controller."
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Node:zapped, Next:[15104]Zawinski's Law, Previous:[15105]zap,
Up:[15106]= Z =
zapped adj.
Spicy. This term is used to distinguish between food that is hot (in
temperature) and food that is spicy-hot. For example, the Chinese
appetizer Bon Bon Chicken is a kind of chicken salad that is cold but
zapped; by contrast, [15107]vanilla wonton soup is hot but not zapped.
See also [15108]oriental food, [15109]laser chicken. See [15110]zap,
senses 1 and 2.
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Node:Zawinski's Law, Next:[15111]zbeba, Previous:[15112]zapped,
Up:[15113]= Z =
Zawinski's Law
"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those
programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."
Coined by Jamie Zawinski (who called it the "Law of Software
Envelopment") to express his belief that all truly useful programs
experience pressure to evolve into toolkits and application platforms
(the mailer thing, he says, is just a side effect of that). It is
commonly cited, though with widely varying degrees of accuracy.
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Node:zbeba, Next:[15114]zen, Previous:[15115]Zawinski's Law,
Up:[15116]= Z =
zbeba n.
[USENET] The word `moron' in [15117]rot13. Used to describe newbies
who are behaving with especial cluelessness.
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Node:zen, Next:[15118]zero, Previous:[15119]zbeba, Up:[15120]= Z =
zen vt.
To figure out something by meditation or by a sudden flash of
enlightenment. Originally applied to bugs, but occasionally applied to
problems of life in general. "How'd you figure out the buffer
allocation problem?" "Oh, I zenned it." Contrast [15121]grok, which
connotes a time-extended version of zenning a system. Compare
[15122]hack mode. See also [15123]guru.
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Node:zero, Next:[15124]zero-content, Previous:[15125]zen, Up:[15126]=
Z =
zero vt.
1. To set to 0. Usually said of small pieces of data, such as bits or
words (esp. in the construction `zero out'). 2. To erase; to discard
all data from. Said of disks and directories, where `zeroing' need not
involve actually writing zeroes throughout the area being zeroed. One
may speak of something being `logically zeroed' rather than being
`physically zeroed'. See [15127]scribble.
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Node:zero-content, Next:[15128]Zero-One-Infinity Rule,
Previous:[15129]zero, Up:[15130]= Z =
zero-content adj.
Syn. [15131]content-free.
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Node:Zero-One-Infinity Rule, Next:[15132]zeroth,
Previous:[15133]zero-content, Up:[15134]= Z =
Zero-One-Infinity Rule prov.
"Allow none of [15135]foo, one of [15136]foo, or any number of
[15137]foo." A rule of thumb for software design, which instructs one
to not place [15138]random limits on the number of instances of a
given entity (such as: windows in a window system, letters in an OS's
filenames, etc.). Specifically, one should either disallow the entity
entirely, allow exactly one instance (an "exception"), or allow as
many as the user wants - address space and memory permitting.
The logic behind this rule is that there are often situations where it
makes clear sense to allow one of something instead of none. However,
if one decides to go further and allow N (for N > 1), then why not
N+1? And if N+1, then why not N+2, and so on? Once above 1, there's no
excuse not to allow any N; hence, [15139]infinity.
Many hackers recall in this connection Isaac Asimov's SF novel "The
Gods Themselves" in which a character announces that the number 2 is
impossible - if you're going to believe in more than one universe, you
might as well believe in an infinite number of them.
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Node:zeroth, Next:[15140]zigamorph, Previous:[15141]Zero-One-Infinity
Rule, Up:[15142]= Z =
zeroth /zee'rohth/ adj.
First. Among software designers, comes from C's and LISP's 0-based
indexing of arrays. Hardware people also tend to start counting at 0
instead of 1; this is natural since, e.g., the 256 states of 8 bits
correspond to the binary numbers 0, 1, ..., 255 and the digital
devices known as `counters' count in this way.
Hackers and computer scientists often like to call the first chapter
of a publication `Chapter 0', especially if it is of an introductory
nature (one of the classic instances was in the First Edition of
[15143]K&R). In recent years this trait has also been observed among
many pure mathematicians (who have an independent tradition of
numbering from 0). Zero-based numbering tends to reduce
[15144]fencepost errors, though it cannot eliminate them entirely.
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Node:zigamorph, Next:[15145]zip, Previous:[15146]zeroth, Up:[15147]= Z
=
zigamorph /zig'*-morf/ n.
1. Hex FF (11111111) when used as a delimiter or [15148]fence
character. Usage: primarily at IBM shops. 2. [proposed] n. The Unicode
non-character U+FFFF (1111111111111111), a character code which is not
assigned to any character, and so is usable as end-of-string. (Unicode
is a 16-bit character code intended to cover all of the world's
writing systems, including Latin, Greek, Cyrillic, Chinese, hiragana,
katakana, Devanagari, Thai, Laotian and many other scripts - support
for [15149]elvish is planned for a future release).
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Node:zip, Next:[15150]zipperhead, Previous:[15151]zigamorph,
Up:[15152]= Z =
zip vt.
[primarily MS-DOS] To create a compressed archive from a group of
files using PKWare's PKZIP or a compatible archiver. Its use is
spreading now that portable implementations of the algorithm have been
written. Commonly used as follows: "I'll zip it up and send it to
you." See [15153]tar and feather.
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Node:zipperhead, Next:[15154]zombie, Previous:[15155]zip, Up:[15156]=
Z =
zipperhead n.
[IBM] A person with a closed mind.
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Node:zombie, Next:[15157]zorch, Previous:[15158]zipperhead,
Up:[15159]= Z =
zombie n.
[Unix] A process that has died but has not yet relinquished its
process table slot (because the parent process hasn't executed a
wait(2) for it yet). These can be seen in ps(1) listings occasionally.
Compare [15160]orphan.
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Node:zorch, Next:[15161]Zork, Previous:[15162]zombie, Up:[15163]= Z =
zorch /zorch/
1. [TMRC] v. To attack with an inverse heat sink. 2. [TMRC] v. To
travel, with v approaching c [that is, with velocity approaching
lightspeed --ESR]. 3. [MIT] v. To propel something very quickly. "The
new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the
network." 4. [MIT] n. Influence. Brownie points. Good karma. The
intangible and fuzzy currency in which favors are measured. "I'd
rather not ask him for that just yet; I think I've used up my quota of
zorch with him for the week." 5. [MIT] n. Energy, drive, or ability.
"I think I'll [15164]punt that change for now; I've been up for 30
hours and I've run out of zorch." 6. [MIT] v. To flunk an exam or
course.
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Node:Zork, Next:[15165]zorkmid, Previous:[15166]zorch, Up:[15167]= Z =
Zork /zork/ n.
The second of the great early experiments in computer fantasy gaming;
see [15168]ADVENT. Originally written on MIT-DM during 1977-1979,
later distributed with BSD Unix (as a patched, sourceless RT-11
FORTRAN binary; see [15169]retrocomputing) and commercialized as `The
Zork Trilogy' by [15170]Infocom. The FORTRAN source was later
rewritten for portability and released to Usenet under the name
"Dungeon". Both FORTRAN "Dungeon" and translated C versions are
available at many FTP sites. See also [15171]grue.
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Node:zorkmid, Previous:[15172]Zork, Up:[15173]= Z =
zorkmid /zork'mid/ n.
The canonical unit of currency in hacker-written games. This
originated in [15174]Zork but has spread to [15175]nethack and is
referred to in several other games.
(Lexicon Entries End Here)
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Node:Appendix A, Next:[15176]Appendix B, Previous:[15177]The Jargon
Lexicon, Up:[15178]Top
Hacker Folklore
This appendix contains several legends and fables that illuminate the
meaning of various entries in the lexicon.
* [15179]The Meaning of Hack: ...and three famous ones
* [15180]TV Typewriters: A Tale of Hackish Ingenuity
* [15181]A Story About Magic: By Guy Steele
* [15182]Some AI Koans: Wit and Wisdom of the Masters
* [15183]OS and JEDGAR: Intrigue and mayhem under ITS
* [15184]The Story of Mel: One of hackerdom's great myths
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Previous:[15186]Appendix A, Up:[15187]Appendix A
The Meaning of `Hack'
"The word [15188]hack doesn't really have 69 different meanings",
according to MIT hacker Phil Agre. "In fact, [15189]hack has only one
meaning, an extremely subtle and profound one which defies
articulation. Which connotation is implied by a given use of the word
depends in similarly profound ways on the context. Similar remarks
apply to a couple of other hacker words, most notably [15190]random."
Hacking might be characterized as `an appropriate application of
ingenuity'. Whether the result is a quick-and-dirty patchwork job or a
carefully crafted work of art, you have to admire the cleverness that
went into it.
An important secondary meaning of [15191]hack is `a creative practical
joke'. This kind of hack is easier to explain to non-hackers than the
programming kind. Of course, some hacks have both natures; see the
lexicon entries for [15192]pseudo and [15193]kgbvax. But here are some
examples of pure practical jokes that illustrate the hacking spirit:
In 1961, students from Caltech (California Institute of Technology,
in Pasadena) hacked the Rose Bowl football game. One student posed
as a reporter and `interviewed' the director of the University of
Washington card stunts (such stunts involve people in the stands
who hold up colored cards to make pictures). The reporter learned
exactly how the stunts were operated, and also that the director
would be out to dinner later.
While the director was eating, the students (who called themselves
the `Fiendish Fourteen') picked a lock and stole a blank direction
sheet for the card stunts. They then had a printer run off 2300
copies of the blank. The next day they picked the lock again and
stole the master plans for the stunts -- large sheets of graph
paper colored in with the stunt pictures. Using these as a guide,
they made new instructions for three of the stunts on the
duplicated blanks. Finally, they broke in once more, replacing the
stolen master plans and substituting the stack of diddled
instruction sheets for the original set.
The result was that three of the pictures were totally different.
Instead of `WASHINGTON', the word ``CALTECH' was flashed. Another
stunt showed the word `HUSKIES', the Washington nickname, but
spelled it backwards. And what was supposed to have been a picture
of a husky instead showed a beaver. (Both Caltech and MIT use the
beaver -- nature's engineer -- as a mascot.)
After the game, the Washington faculty athletic representative
said: "Some thought it ingenious; others were indignant." The
Washington student body president remarked: "No hard feelings, but
at the time it was unbelievable. We were amazed."
This is now considered a classic hack, particularly because revising
the direction sheets constituted a form of programming.
Here is another classic hack:
On November 20, 1982, MIT hacked the Harvard-Yale football game.
Just after Harvard's second touchdown against Yale, in the first
quarter, a small black ball popped up out of the ground at the
40-yard line, and grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger. The letters
`MIT' appeared all over the ball. As the players and officials
stood around gawking, the ball grew to six feet in diameter and
then burst with a bang and a cloud of white smoke.
The "Boston Globe" later reported: "If you want to know the truth,
MIT won The Game."
The prank had taken weeks of careful planning by members of MIT's
Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity. The device consisted of a weather
balloon, a hydraulic ram powered by Freon gas to lift it out of the
ground, and a vacuum-cleaner motor to inflate it. They made eight
separate expeditions to Harvard Stadium between 1 and 5 A.M.,
locating an unused 110-volt circuit in the stadium and running
buried wires from the stadium circuit to the 40-yard line, where
they buried the balloon device. When the time came to activate the
device, two fraternity members had merely to flip a circuit breaker
and push a plug into an outlet.
This stunt had all the earmarks of a perfect hack: surprise,
publicity, the ingenious use of technology, safety, and
harmlessness. The use of manual control allowed the prank to be
timed so as not to disrupt the game (it was set off between plays,
so the outcome of the game would not be unduly affected). The
perpetrators had even thoughtfully attached a note to the balloon
explaining that the device was not dangerous and contained no
explosives.
Harvard president Derek Bok commented: "They have an awful lot of
clever people down there at MIT, and they did it again." President
Paul E. Gray of MIT said: "There is absolutely no truth to the
rumor that I had anything to do with it, but I wish there were."
The hacks above are verifiable history; they can be proved to have
happened. Many other classic-hack stories from MIT and elsewhere,
though retold as history, have the characteristics of what Jan
Brunvand has called `urban folklore' (see [15194]FOAF). Perhaps the
best known of these is the legend of the infamous trolley-car hack, an
alleged incident in which engineering students are said to have welded
a trolley car to its tracks with thermite. Numerous versions of this
have been recorded from the 1940s to the present, most set at MIT but
at least one very detailed version set at CMU.
Brian Leibowitz has researched MIT hacks both real and mythical
extensively; the interested reader is referred to his delightful
pictorial compendium "The Journal of the Institute for Hacks,
Tomfoolery, and Pranks" (MIT Museum, 1990; ISBN 0-917027-03-5). The
Institute has a World Wide Web page at
[15195]http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/Gallery.html. There is rumored to be
a sequel entitled "Is This The Way To Baker Street?". The Caltech
Alumni Association has published two similar books titled "Legends of
Caltech" and "More Legends of Caltech".
Finally, here is a story about one of the classic computer hacks.
Back in the mid-1970s, several of the system support staff at
Motorola discovered a relatively simple way to crack system
security on the Xerox CP-V timesharing system. Through a simple
programming strategy, it was possible for a user program to trick
the system into running a portion of the program in `master mode'
(supervisor state), in which memory protection does not apply. The
program could then poke a large value into its `privilege level'
byte (normally write-protected) and could then proceed to bypass
all levels of security within the file-management system, patch the
system monitor, and do numerous other interesting things. In short,
the barn door was wide open.
Motorola quite properly reported this problem to Xerox via an
official `level 1 SIDR' (a bug report with an intended urgency of
`needs to be fixed yesterday'). Because the text of each SIDR was
entered into a database that could be viewed by quite a number of
people, Motorola followed the approved procedure: they simply
reported the problem as `Security SIDR', and attached all of the
necessary documentation, ways-to-reproduce, etc.
The CP-V people at Xerox sat on their thumbs; they either didn't
realize the severity of the problem, or didn't assign the necessary
operating-system-staff resources to develop and distribute an
official patch.
Months passed. The Motorola guys pestered their Xerox field-support
rep, to no avail. Finally they decided to take direct action, to
demonstrate to Xerox management just how easily the system could be
cracked and just how thoroughly the security safeguards could be
subverted.
They dug around in the operating-system listings and devised a
thoroughly devilish set of patches. These patches were then
incorporated into a pair of programs called `Robin Hood' and `Friar
Tuck'. Robin Hood and Friar Tuck were designed to run as `ghost
jobs' (daemons, in Unix terminology); they would use the existing
loophole to subvert system security, install the necessary patches,
and then keep an eye on one another's statuses in order to keep the
system operator (in effect, the superuser) from aborting them.
One fine day, the system operator on the main CP-V software
development system in El Segundo was surprised by a number of
unusual phenomena. These included the following:
* Tape drives would rewind and dismount their tapes in the middle of
a job.
* Disk drives would seek back and forth so rapidly that they would
attempt to walk across the floor (see [15196]walking drives).
* The card-punch output device would occasionally start up of itself
and punch a [15197]lace card. These would usually jam in the
punch.
* The console would print snide and insulting messages from Robin
Hood to Friar Tuck, or vice versa.
* The Xerox card reader had two output stackers; it could be
instructed to stack into A, stack into B, or stack into A (unless
a card was unreadable, in which case the bad card was placed into
stacker B). One of the patches installed by the ghosts added some
code to the card-reader driver... after reading a card, it would
flip over to the opposite stacker. As a result, card decks would
divide themselves in half when they were read, leaving the
operator to recollate them manually.
Naturally, the operator called in the operating-system developers.
They found the bandit ghost jobs running, and [15198]gunned them...
and were once again surprised. When Robin Hood was gunned, the
following sequence of events took place:
!X id1
id1: Friar Tuck... I am under attack! Pray save me!
id1: Off (aborted)
id2: Fear not, friend Robin! I shall rout the Sheriff
of Nottingham's men!
id1: Thank you, my good fellow!
Each ghost-job would detect the fact that the other had been
killed, and would start a new copy of the recently slain program
within a few milliseconds. The only way to kill both ghosts was to
kill them simultaneously (very difficult) or to deliberately crash
the system.
Finally, the system programmers did the latter -- only to find that
the bandits appeared once again when the system rebooted! It turned
out that these two programs had patched the boot-time OS image (the
kernel file, in Unix terms) and had added themselves to the list of
programs that were to be started at boot time (this is similar to
the way MS-DOS viruses propagate).
The Robin Hood and Friar Tuck ghosts were finally eradicated when
the system staff rebooted the system from a clean boot-tape and
reinstalled the monitor. Not long thereafter, Xerox released a
patch for this problem.
It is alleged that Xerox filed a complaint with Motorola's
management about the merry-prankster actions of the two employees
in question. It is not recorded that any serious disciplinary
action was taken against either of them.
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Previous:[15200]The Meaning of Hack, Up:[15201]Appendix A
TV Typewriters A Tale of Hackish Ingenuity
Here is a true story about a glass tty: One day an MIT hacker was in a
motorcycle accident and broke his leg. He had to stay in the hospital
quite a while, and got restless because he couldn't [15202]hack. Two
of his friends therefore took a terminal and a modem for it to the
hospital, so that he could use the computer by telephone from his
hospital bed.
Now this happened some years before the spread of home computers, and
computer terminals were not a familiar sight to the average person.
When the two friends got to the hospital, a guard stopped them and
asked what they were carrying. They explained that they wanted to take
a computer terminal to their friend who was a patient.
The guard got out his list of things that patients were permitted to
have in their rooms: TV, radio, electric razor, typewriter, tape
player, ... no computer terminals. Computer terminals weren't on the
list, so the guard wouldn't let it in. Rules are rules, you know.
(This guard was clearly a [15203]droid.)
Fair enough, said the two friends, and they left again. They were
frustrated, of course, because they knew that the terminal was as
harmless as a TV or anything else on the list... which gave them an
idea.
The next day they returned, and the same thing happened: a guard
stopped them and asked what they were carrying. They said: "This is a
TV typewriter!" The guard was skeptical, so they plugged it in and
demonstrated it. "See? You just type on the keyboard and what you type
shows up on the TV screen." Now the guard didn't stop to think about
how utterly useless a typewriter would be that didn't produce any
paper copies of what you typed; but this was clearly a TV typewriter,
no doubt about it. So he checked his list: "A TV is all right, a
typewriter is all right ... okay, take it on in!"
[Historical note: Many years ago, "Popular Electronics" published
solder-it-yourself plans for a TV typewriter. Despite the essential
uselessness of the device, it was an enormously popular project. Steve
Ciarcia, the man behind "Byte" magazine's "Circuit Cellar" feature,
resurrected this ghost in one of his books of the early 1980s. He
ascribed its popularity (no doubt correctly) to the feeling of power
the builder could achieve by being able to decide himself what would
be shown on the TV. --ESR]
[Antihistorical note: On September 23rd, 1992, the L.A. Times ran the
following bit in Steve Harvey's `Only in L.A.' column:
It must have been borrowed from a museum: Solomon Waters of
Altadena, a 6-year-old first-grader, came home from his first day
of school and excitedly told his mother how he had written on "a
machine that looks like a computer-but without the TV screen."
She asked him if it could have been a "typewriter."
"Yeah! Yeah!" he said. "That's what it was called."
I have since investigated this matter and determined that many of
today's teenagers have never seen a slide rule, either.... - ESR]
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A Story About `Magic'
Some years ago, I (GLS) was snooping around in the cabinets that
housed the MIT AI Lab's PDP-10, and noticed a little switch glued to
the frame of one cabinet. It was obviously a homebrew job, added by
one of the lab's hardware hackers (no one knows who).
You don't touch an unknown switch on a computer without knowing what
it does, because you might crash the computer. The switch was labeled
in a most unhelpful way. It had two positions, and scrawled in pencil
on the metal switch body were the words `magic' and `more magic'. The
switch was in the `more magic' position.
I called another hacker over to look at it. He had never seen the
switch before either. Closer examination revealed that the switch had
only one wire running to it! The other end of the wire did disappear
into the maze of wires inside the computer, but it's a basic fact of
electricity that a switch can't do anything unless there are two wires
connected to it. This switch had a wire connected on one side and no
wire on its other side.
It was clear that this switch was someone's idea of a silly joke.
Convinced by our reasoning that the switch was inoperative, we flipped
it. The computer instantly crashed.
Imagine our utter astonishment. We wrote it off as coincidence, but
nevertheless restored the switch to the `more magic' position before
reviving the computer.
A year later, I told this story to yet another hacker, David Moon as I
recall. He clearly doubted my sanity, or suspected me of a
supernatural belief in the power of this switch, or perhaps thought I
was fooling him with a bogus saga. To prove it to him, I showed him
the very switch, still glued to the cabinet frame with only one wire
connected to it, still in the `more magic' position. We scrutinized
the switch and its lone connection, and found that the other end of
the wire, though connected to the computer wiring, was connected to a
ground pin. That clearly made the switch doubly useless: not only was
it electrically nonoperative, but it was connected to a place that
couldn't affect anything anyway. So we flipped the switch.
The computer promptly crashed.
This time we ran for Richard Greenblatt, a long-time MIT hacker, who
was close at hand. He had never noticed the switch before, either. He
inspected it, concluded it was useless, got some diagonal cutters and
[15207]diked it out. We then revived the computer and it has run fine
ever since.
We still don't know how the switch crashed the machine. There is a
theory that some circuit near the ground pin was marginal, and
flipping the switch changed the electrical capacitance enough to upset
the circuit as millionth-of-a-second pulses went through it. But we'll
never know for sure; all we can really say is that the switch was
[15208]magic.
I still have that switch in my basement. Maybe I'm silly, but I
usually keep it set on `more magic'.
1994: Another explanation of this story has since been offered. Note
that the switch body was metal. Suppose that the non-connected side of
the switch was connected to the switch body (usually the body is
connected to a separate earth lug, but there are exceptions). The body
is connected to the computer case, which is, presumably, grounded. Now
the circuit ground within the machine isn't necessarily at the same
potential as the case ground, so flipping the switch connected the
circuit ground to the case ground, causing a voltage drop/jump which
reset the machine. This was probably discovered by someone who found
out the hard way that there was a potential difference between the
two, and who then wired in the switch as a joke.
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About Magic, Up:[15211]Appendix A
Some AI Koans
These are some of the funniest examples of a genre of jokes told at
the MIT AI Lab about various noted hackers. The original koans were
composed by Danny Hillis, who would later found Connection Machines,
Inc. In reading these, it is at least useful to know that Minsky,
Sussman, and Drescher are AI researchers of note, that Tom Knight was
one of the Lisp machine's principal designers, and that David Moon
wrote much of Lisp Machine Lisp.
* * *
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power
off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot
fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what
is going wrong."
Knight turned the machine off and on.
The machine worked.
* * *
One day a student came to Moon and said: "I understand how to make a
better garbage collector. We must keep a reference count of the
pointers to each cons."
Moon patiently told the student the following story:
"One day a student came to Moon and said: `I understand how to make
a better garbage collector...
[Ed. note: Pure reference-count garbage collectors have problems with
circular structures that point to themselves.]
* * *
In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he
sat hacking at the PDP-6.
"What are you doing?", asked Minsky.
"I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe"
Sussman replied.
"Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Minsky.
"I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play", Sussman
said.
Minsky then shut his eyes.
"Why do you close your eyes?", Sussman asked his teacher.
"So that the room will be empty."
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
* * *
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
morning meal.
"I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,
"because I want you to be happy."
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the
toaster, saying: "I wish the toaster to be happy, too."
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Node:OS and JEDGAR, Next:[15212]The Story of Mel, Previous:[15213]Some
AI Koans, Up:[15214]Appendix A
OS and JEDGAR
This story says a lot about the ITS ethos.
On the ITS system there was a program that allowed you to see what was
being printed on someone else's terminal. It spied on the other guy's
output by examining the insides of the monitor system. The output spy
program was called OS. Throughout the rest of the computer science
world (and at IBM too) OS means `operating system', but among old-time
ITS hackers it almost always meant `output spy'.
OS could work because ITS purposely had very little in the way of
`protection' that prevented one user from trespassing on another's
areas. Fair is fair, however. There was another program that would
automatically notify you if anyone started to spy on your output. It
worked in exactly the same way, by looking at the insides of the
operating system to see if anyone else was looking at the insides that
had to do with your output. This `counterspy' program was called
JEDGAR (a six-letterism pronounced as two syllables: /jed'gr/), in
honor of the former head of the FBI.
But there's more. JEDGAR would ask the user for `license to kill'. If
the user said yes, then JEDGAR would actually [15215]gun the job of
the [15216]luser who was spying. Unfortunately, people found that this
made life too violent, especially when tourists learned about it. One
of the systems hackers solved the problem by replacing JEDGAR with
another program that only pretended to do its job. It took a long time
to do this, because every copy of JEDGAR had to be patched. To this
day no one knows how many people never figured out that JEDGAR had
been defanged.
Interestingly, there is still a security module named JEDGAR alive as
of late 1994 -- in the Unisys MCP for large systems. It is unknown to
us whether the name is tribute or independent invention.
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Node:The Story of Mel, Previous:[15217]OS and JEDGAR,
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The Story of Mel
This was posted to Usenet by its author, Ed Nather
([15219]utastro!nather), on May 21, 1983.
A recent article devoted to the macho side of programming
made the bald and unvarnished statement:
Real Programmers write in FORTRAN.
Maybe they do now,
in this decadent era of
Lite beer, hand calculators, and ``user-friendly'' software
but back in the Good Old Days,
when the term ``software'' sounded funny
and Real Computers were made out of drums and vacuum tubes,
Real Programmers wrote in machine code.
Not FORTRAN. Not RATFOR. Not, even, assembly language.
Machine Code.
Raw, unadorned, inscrutable hexadecimal numbers.
Directly.
Lest a whole new generation of programmers
grow up in ignorance of this glorious past,
I feel duty-bound to describe,
as best I can through the generation gap,
how a Real Programmer wrote code.
I'll call him Mel,
because that was his name.
I first met Mel when I went to work for Royal McBee Computer Corp.,
a now-defunct subsidiary of the typewriter company.
The firm manufactured the LGP-30,
a small, cheap (by the standards of the day)
drum-memory computer,
and had just started to manufacture
the RPC-4000, a much-improved,
bigger, better, faster --- drum-memory computer.
Cores cost too much,
and weren't here to stay, anyway.
(That's why you haven't heard of the company,
or the computer.)
I had been hired to write a FORTRAN compiler
for this new marvel and Mel was my guide to its wonders.
Mel didn't approve of compilers.
``If a program can't rewrite its own code'',
he asked, ``what good is it?''
Mel had written,
in hexadecimal,
the most popular computer program the company owned.
It ran on the LGP-30
and played blackjack with potential customers
at computer shows.
Its effect was always dramatic.
The LGP-30 booth was packed at every show,
and the IBM salesmen stood around
talking to each other.
Whether or not this actually sold computers
was a question we never discussed.
Mel's job was to re-write
the blackjack program for the RPC-4000.
(Port? What does that mean?)
The new computer had a one-plus-one
addressing scheme,
in which each machine instruction,
in addition to the operation code
and the address of the needed operand,
had a second address that indicated where, on the revolving drum,
the next instruction was located.
In modern parlance,
every single instruction was followed by a GO TO!
Put that in Pascal's pipe and smoke it.
Mel loved the RPC-4000
because he could optimize his code:
that is, locate instructions on the drum
so that just as one finished its job,
the next would be just arriving at the ``read head''
and available for immediate execution.
There was a program to do that job,
an ``optimizing assembler'',
but Mel refused to use it.
``You never know where it's going to put things'',
he explained, ``so you'd have to use separate constants''.
It was a long time before I understood that remark.
Since Mel knew the numerical value
of every operation code,
and assigned his own drum addresses,
every instruction he wrote could also be considered
a numerical constant.
He could pick up an earlier ``add'' instruction, say,
and multiply by it,
if it had the right numeric value.
His code was not easy for someone else to modify.
I compared Mel's hand-optimized programs
with the same code massaged by the optimizing assembler program,
and Mel's always ran faster.
That was because the ``top-down'' method of program design
hadn't been invented yet,
and Mel wouldn't have used it anyway.
He wrote the innermost parts of his program loops first,
so they would get first choice
of the optimum address locations on the drum.
The optimizing assembler wasn't smart enough to do it that way.
Mel never wrote time-delay loops, either,
even when the balky Flexowriter
required a delay between output characters to work right.
He just located instructions on the drum
so each successive one was just past the read head
when it was needed;
the drum had to execute another complete revolution
to find the next instruction.
He coined an unforgettable term for this procedure.
Although ``optimum'' is an absolute term,
like ``unique'', it became common verbal practice
to make it relative:
``not quite optimum'' or ``less optimum''
or ``not very optimum''.
Mel called the maximum time-delay locations
the ``most pessimum''.
After he finished the blackjack program
and got it to run
(``Even the initializer is optimized'',
he said proudly),
he got a Change Request from the sales department.
The program used an elegant (optimized)
random number generator
to shuffle the ``cards'' and deal from the ``deck'',
and some of the salesmen felt it was too fair,
since sometimes the customers lost.
They wanted Mel to modify the program
so, at the setting of a sense switch on the console,
they could change the odds and let the customer win.
Mel balked.
He felt this was patently dishonest,
which it was,
and that it impinged on his personal integrity as a programmer,
which it did,
so he refused to do it.
The Head Salesman talked to Mel,
as did the Big Boss and, at the boss's urging,
a few Fellow Programmers.
Mel finally gave in and wrote the code,
but he got the test backwards,
and, when the sense switch was turned on,
the program would cheat, winning every time.
Mel was delighted with this,
claiming his subconscious was uncontrollably ethical,
and adamantly refused to fix it.
After Mel had left the company for greener pa$ture$,
the Big Boss asked me to look at the code
and see if I could find the test and reverse it.
Somewhat reluctantly, I agreed to look.
Tracking Mel's code was a real adventure.
I have often felt that programming is an art form,
whose real value can only be appreciated
by another versed in the same arcane art;
there are lovely gems and brilliant coups
hidden from human view and admiration, sometimes forever,
by the very nature of the process.
You can learn a lot about an individual
just by reading through his code,
even in hexadecimal.
Mel was, I think, an unsung genius.
Perhaps my greatest shock came
when I found an innocent loop that had no test in it.
No test. None.
Common sense said it had to be a closed loop,
where the program would circle, forever, endlessly.
Program control passed right through it, however,
and safely out the other side.
It took me two weeks to figure it out.
The RPC-4000 computer had a really modern facility
called an index register.
It allowed the programmer to write a program loop
that used an indexed instruction inside;
each time through,
the number in the index register
was added to the address of that instruction,
so it would refer
to the next datum in a series.
He had only to increment the index register
each time through.
Mel never used it.
Instead, he would pull the instruction into a machine register,
add one to its address,
and store it back.
He would then execute the modified instruction
right from the register.
The loop was written so this additional execution time
was taken into account ---
just as this instruction finished,
the next one was right under the drum's read head,
ready to go.
But the loop had no test in it.
The vital clue came when I noticed
the index register bit,
the bit that lay between the address
and the operation code in the instruction word,
was turned on ---
yet Mel never used the index register,
leaving it zero all the time.
When the light went on it nearly blinded me.
He had located the data he was working on
near the top of memory ---
the largest locations the instructions could address ---
so, after the last datum was handled,
incrementing the instruction address
would make it overflow.
The carry would add one to the
operation code, changing it to the next one in the instruction set:
a jump instruction.
Sure enough, the next program instruction was
in address location zero,
and the program went happily on its way.
I haven't kept in touch with Mel,
so I don't know if he ever gave in to the flood of
change that has washed over programming techniques
since those long-gone days.
I like to think he didn't.
In any event,
I was impressed enough that I quit looking for the
offending test,
telling the Big Boss I couldn't find it.
He didn't seem surprised.
When I left the company,
the blackjack program would still cheat
if you turned on the right sense switch,
and I think that's how it should be.
I didn't feel comfortable
hacking up the code of a Real Programmer.
This is one of hackerdom's great heroic epics, free verse or no. In a
few spare images it captures more about the esthetics and psychology
of hacking than all the scholarly volumes on the subject put together.
For an opposing point of view, see the entry for [15220]Real
Programmer.
[1992 postscript -- the author writes: "The original submission to the
net was not in free verse, nor any approximation to it -- it was
straight prose style, in non-justified paragraphs. In bouncing around
the net it apparently got modified into the `free verse' form now
popular. In other words, it got hacked on the net. That seems
appropriate, somehow." The author adds that he likes the `free-verse'
version better...]
[1999 update: Mel's last name is now known. The manual for the LGP-30
refers to "Mel Kaye of Royal McBee who did the bulk of the programming
[...] of the ACT 1 system".]
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Node:Appendix B, Next:[15221]Appendix C, Previous:[15222]Appendix A,
Up:[15223]Top
A Portrait of J. Random Hacker
This profile reflects detailed comments on an earlier `trial balloon'
version from about a hundred Usenet respondents. Where comparatives
are used, the implicit `other' is a randomly selected segment of the
non-hacker population of the same size as hackerdom.
An important point: Except in some relatively minor respects such as
slang vocabulary, hackers don't get to be the way they are by
imitating each other. Rather, it seems to be the case that the
combination of personality traits that makes a hacker so conditions
one's outlook on life that one tends to end up being like other
hackers whether one wants to or not (much as bizarrely detailed
similarities in behavior and preferences are found in genetic twins
raised separately).
* [15224]General Appearance:
* [15225]Dress:
* [15226]Reading Habits:
* [15227]Other Interests:
* [15228]Physical Activity and Sports:
* [15229]Education:
* [15230]Things Hackers Detest and Avoid:
* [15231]Food:
* [15232]Politics:
* [15233]Gender and Ethnicity:
* [15234]Religion:
* [15235]Ceremonial Chemicals:
* [15236]Communication Style:
* [15237]Geographical Distribution:
* [15238]Sexual Habits:
* [15239]Personality Characteristics:
* [15240]Weaknesses of the Hacker Personality:
* [15241]Miscellaneous:
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General Appearance
Intelligent. Scruffy. Intense. Abstracted. Surprisingly for a
sedentary profession, more hackers run to skinny than fat; both
extremes are more common than elsewhere. Tans are rare.
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Node:Dress, Next:[15244]Reading Habits, Previous:[15245]General
Appearance, Up:[15246]Appendix B
Dress
Casual, vaguely post-hippie; T-shirts, jeans, running shoes,
Birkenstocks (or bare feet). Long hair, beards, and moustaches are
common. High incidence of tie-dye and intellectual or humorous
`slogan' T-shirts (only rarely computer related; that would be too
obvious).
A substantial minority prefers `outdoorsy' clothing -- hiking boots
("in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the machine room",
as one famous parody put it), khakis, lumberjack or chamois shirts,
and the like.
Very few actually fit the "National Lampoon" Nerd stereotype, though
it lingers on at MIT and may have been more common before 1975. At
least since the late Seventies backpacks have been more common than
briefcases, and the hacker `look' has been more whole-earth than
whole-polyester.
Hackers dress for comfort, function, and minimal maintenance hassles
rather than for appearance (some, perhaps unfortunately, take this to
extremes and neglect personal hygiene). They have a very low tolerance
of suits and other `business' attire; in fact, it is not uncommon for
hackers to quit a job rather than conform to a dress code.
Female hackers almost never wear visible makeup, and many use none at
all.
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Reading Habits
Omnivorous, but usually includes lots of science and science fiction.
The typical hacker household might subscribe to "Analog", "Scientific
American", "Whole-Earth Review", and "Smithsonian" (most hackers
ignore "Wired" and other self-consciously `cyberpunk' magazines,
considering them [15250]wannabee fodder). Hackers often have a reading
range that astonishes liberal arts people but tend not to talk about
it as much. Many hackers spend as much of their spare time reading as
the average American burns up watching TV, and often keep shelves and
shelves of well-thumbed books in their homes.
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Other Interests
Some hobbies are widely shared and recognized as going with the
culture: science fiction, music, medievalism (in the active form
practiced by the Society for Creative Anachronism and similar
organizations), chess, go, backgammon, wargames, and intellectual
games of all kinds. (Role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons
used to be extremely popular among hackers but they lost a bit of
their luster as they moved into the mainstream and became heavily
commercialized. More recently, "Magic: The Gathering" has been widely
popular among hackers.) Logic puzzles. Ham radio. Other interests that
seem to correlate less strongly but positively with hackerdom include
linguistics and theater teching.
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Physical Activity and Sports
Many (perhaps even most) hackers don't follow or do sports at all and
are determinedly anti-physical. Among those who do, interest in
spectator sports is low to non-existent; sports are something one
does, not something one watches on TV.
Further, hackers avoid most team sports like the plague. Volleyball
was long a notable exception, perhaps because it's non-contact and
relatively friendly; Ultimate Frisbee has become quite popular for
similar reasons. Hacker sports are almost always primarily
self-competitive ones involving concentration, stamina, and micromotor
skills: martial arts, bicycling, auto racing, kite flying, hiking,
rock climbing, aviation, target-shooting, sailing, caving, juggling,
skiing, skating, skydiving, scuba diving. Hackers' delight in
techno-toys also tends to draw them towards hobbies with nifty
complicated equipment that they can tinker with.
The popularity of martial arts in the hacker culture deserves special
mention. Many observers have noted it, and the connection has grown
noticeably stronger over time. In the 1970s, many hackers admired
martial arts disciplines from a distance, sensing a compatible ideal
in their exaltation of skill through rigorous self-discipline and
concentration. As martial arts became increasingly mainstreamed in the
U.S. and other western countries, hackers moved from admiring to doing
in large numbers. In 1997, for example, your humble editor recalls
sitting down with five strangers at the first Perl conference and
discovering that four of us were in active training in some sort of
martial art - and, what is more interesting, nobody at the table found
this particularly odd.
Today (2000), martial arts seems to have become established as the
hacker exercise form of choice, and the martial-arts culture combining
skill-centered elitism with a willingness to let anybody join seems a
stronger parallel to hacker behavior than ever. Common usages in
hacker slang un-ironically analogize programming to kung fu (thus, one
hears talk of "code-fu" or in reference to specific skills like
"HTML-fu"). Albeit with slightly more irony, today's hackers readily
analogize assimilation into the hacker culture with the plot of a Jet
Li movie: the aspiring newbie studies with masters of the tradition,
develops his art through deep meditation, ventures forth to perform
heroic feats of hacking, and eventually becomes a master who trains
the next generation of newbies.
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Education
Nearly all hackers past their teens are either college-degreed or
self-educated to an equivalent level. The self-taught hacker is often
considered (at least by other hackers) to be better-motivated, and may
be more respected, than his school-shaped counterpart. Academic areas
from which people often gravitate into hackerdom include (besides the
obvious computer science and electrical engineering) physics,
mathematics, linguistics, and philosophy.
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Previous:[15261]Education, Up:[15262]Appendix B
Things Hackers Detest and Avoid
IBM mainframes. All the works of Microsoft. Smurfs, Ewoks, and other
forms of offensive cuteness. Bureaucracies. Stupid people. Easy
listening music. Television (with occasional exceptions for cartoons,
movies, and good SF like "Star Trek" classic or Babylon 5). Business
suits. Dishonesty. Incompetence. Boredom. COBOL. BASIC.
Character-based menu interfaces.
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Node:Food, Next:[15263]Politics, Previous:[15264]Things Hackers Detest
and Avoid, Up:[15265]Appendix B
Food
Ethnic. Spicy. Oriental, esp. Chinese and most esp. Szechuan, Hunan,
and Mandarin (hackers consider Cantonese vaguely déclassé). Hackers
prefer the exotic; for example, the Japanese-food fans among them will
eat with gusto such delicacies as fugu (poisonous pufferfish) and
whale. Thai food has experienced flurries of popularity. Where
available, high-quality Jewish delicatessen food is much esteemed. A
visible minority of Southwestern and Pacific Coast hackers prefers
Mexican.
For those all-night hacks, pizza and microwaved burritos are big.
Interestingly, though the mainstream culture has tended to think of
hackers as incorrigible junk-food junkies, many have at least mildly
health-foodist attitudes and are fairly discriminating about what they
eat. This may be generational; anecdotal evidence suggests that the
stereotype was more on the mark before the early 1980s.
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Up:[15268]Appendix B
Politics
Vaguely liberal-moderate, except for the strong libertarian contingent
which rejects conventional left-right politics entirely. The only safe
generalization is that hackers tend to be rather anti-authoritarian;
thus, both conventional conservatism and `hard' leftism are rare.
Hackers are far more likely than most non-hackers to either (a) be
aggressively apolitical or (b) entertain peculiar or idiosyncratic
political ideas and actually try to live by them day-to-day.
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Gender and Ethnicity
Hackerdom is still predominantly male. However, the percentage of
women is clearly higher than the low-single-digit range typical for
technical professions, and female hackers are generally respected and
dealt with as equals.
In the U.S., hackerdom is predominantly Caucasian with strong
minorities of Jews (East Coast) and Orientals (West Coast). The Jewish
contingent has exerted a particularly pervasive cultural influence
(see [15272]Food, above, and note that several common jargon terms are
obviously mutated Yiddish).
The ethnic distribution of hackers is understood by them to be a
function of which ethnic groups tend to seek and value education.
Racial and ethnic prejudice is notably uncommon and tends to be met
with freezing contempt.
When asked, hackers often ascribe their culture's gender- and
color-blindness to a positive effect of text-only network channels,
and this is doubtless a powerful influence. Also, the ties many
hackers have to AI research and SF literature may have helped them to
develop an idea of personhood that is inclusive rather than exclusive
-- after all, if one's imagination readily grants full human rights to
future AI programs, robots, dolphins, and extraterrestrial aliens,
mere color and gender can't seem very important any more.
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Religion
Agnostic. Atheist. Non-observant Jewish. Neo-pagan. Very commonly,
three or more of these are combined in the same person. Conventional
faith-holding Christianity is rare though not unknown.
Even hackers who identify with a religious affiliation tend to be
relaxed about it, hostile to organized religion in general and all
forms of religious bigotry in particular. Many enjoy `parody'
religions such as Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius.
Also, many hackers are influenced to varying degrees by Zen Buddhism
or (less commonly) Taoism, and blend them easily with their `native'
religions.
There is a definite strain of mystical, almost Gnostic sensibility
that shows up even among those hackers not actively involved with
neo-paganism, Discordianism, or Zen. Hacker folklore that pays homage
to `wizards' and speaks of incantations and demons has too much
psychological truthfulness about it to be entirely a joke.
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Ceremonial Chemicals
Most hackers don't smoke tobacco, and use alcohol in moderation if at
all. However, there has been something of a trend towards exotic beers
since about 1995, especially among younger Linux hackers apparently
influenced by Linus Torvalds's fondness for Guiness.
Limited use of non-addictive psychedelic drugs, such as cannabis, LSD,
psilocybin, nitrous oxide, etc., used to be relatively common and is
still regarded with more tolerance than in the mainstream culture. Use
of `downers' and opiates, on the other hand, appears to be
particularly rare; hackers seem in general to dislike drugs that make
them stupid. But [15279]on the gripping hand, many hackers regularly
wire up on caffeine and/or sugar for all-night hacking runs.
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Communication Style
See the discussions of speech and writing styles near the beginning of
this File. Though hackers often have poor person-to-person
communication skills, they are as a rule quite sensitive to nuances of
language and very precise in their use of it. They are often better at
writing than at speaking.
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Geographical Distribution
In the United States, hackerdom revolves on a Bay Area-to-Boston axis;
about half of the hard core seems to live within a hundred miles of
Cambridge (Massachusetts) or Berkeley (California), although there are
significant contingents in Los Angeles, in the Pacific Northwest, and
around Washington DC. Hackers tend to cluster around large cities,
especially `university towns' such as the Raleigh-Durham area in North
Carolina or Princeton, New Jersey (this may simply reflect the fact
that many are students or ex-students living near their alma maters).
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Sexual Habits
Hackerdom easily tolerates a much wider range of sexual and lifestyle
variation than the mainstream culture. It includes a relatively large
gay and bisexual contingent. Hackers are somewhat more likely to live
in polygynous or polyandrous relationships, practice open marriage, or
live in communes or group houses. In this, as in general appearance,
hackerdom semi-consciously maintains `counterculture' values.
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Personality, Previous:[15290]Sexual Habits, Up:[15291]Appendix B
Personality Characteristics
The most obvious common `personality' characteristics of hackers are
high intelligence, consuming curiosity, and facility with intellectual
abstractions. Also, most hackers are `neophiles', stimulated by and
appreciative of novelty (especially intellectual novelty). Most are
also relatively individualistic and anti-conformist.
Although high general intelligence is common among hackers, it is not
the sine qua non one might expect. Another trait is probably even more
important: the ability to mentally absorb, retain, and reference large
amounts of `meaningless' detail, trusting to later experience to give
it context and meaning. A person of merely average analytical
intelligence who has this trait can become an effective hacker, but a
creative genius who lacks it will swiftly find himself outdistanced by
people who routinely upload the contents of thick reference manuals
into their brains. [During the production of the first book version of
this document, for example, I learned most of the rather complex
typesetting language TeX over about four working days, mainly by
inhaling Knuth's 477-page manual. My editor's flabbergasted reaction
to this genuinely surprised me, because years of associating with
hackers have conditioned me to consider such performances routine and
to be expected. --ESR]
Contrary to stereotype, hackers are not usually intellectually narrow;
they tend to be interested in any subject that can provide mental
stimulation, and can often discourse knowledgeably and even
interestingly on any number of obscure subjects -- if you can get them
to talk at all, as opposed to, say, going back to their hacking.
It is noticeable (and contrary to many outsiders' expectations) that
the better a hacker is at hacking, the more likely he or she is to
have outside interests at which he or she is more than merely
competent.
Hackers are `control freaks' in a way that has nothing to do with the
usual coercive or authoritarian connotations of the term. In the same
way that children delight in making model trains go forward and back
by moving a switch, hackers love making complicated things like
computers do nifty stuff for them. But it has to be their nifty stuff.
They don't like tedium, nondeterminism, or most of the fussy, boring,
ill-defined little tasks that go with maintaining a normal existence.
Accordingly, they tend to be careful and orderly in their intellectual
lives and chaotic elsewhere. Their code will be beautiful, even if
their desks are buried in 3 feet of crap.
Hackers are generally only very weakly motivated by conventional
rewards such as social approval or money. They tend to be attracted by
challenges and excited by interesting toys, and to judge the interest
of work or other activities in terms of the challenges offered and the
toys they get to play with.
In terms of Myers-Briggs and equivalent psychometric systems,
hackerdom appears to concentrate the relatively rare INTJ and INTP
types; that is, introverted, intuitive, and thinker types (as opposed
to the extroverted-sensate personalities that predominate in the
mainstream culture). ENT[JP] types are also concentrated among hackers
but are in a minority.
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Weaknesses of the Hacker Personality
Hackers have relatively little ability to identify emotionally with
other people. This may be because hackers generally aren't much like
`other people'. Unsurprisingly, hackers also tend towards
self-absorption, intellectual arrogance, and impatience with people
and tasks perceived to be wasting their time.
As cynical as hackers sometimes wax about the amount of idiocy in the
world, they tend by reflex to assume that everyone is as rational,
`cool', and imaginative as they consider themselves. This bias often
contributes to weakness in communication skills. Hackers tend to be
especially poor at confrontation and negotiation.
Because of their passionate embrace of (what they consider to be) the
[15295]Right Thing, hackers can be unfortunately intolerant and
bigoted on technical issues, in marked contrast to their general
spirit of camaraderie and tolerance of alternative viewpoints
otherwise. Old-time [15296]ITS partisans look down on the ever-growing
hordes of [15297]Unix hackers; Unix aficionados despise [15298]VMS and
[15299]MS-DOS; and hackers who are used to conventional command-line
user interfaces loudly loathe mouse-and-menu based systems such as the
Macintosh. Hackers who don't indulge in [15300]Usenet consider it a
huge waste of time and [15301]bandwidth; fans of old adventure games
such as [15302]ADVENT and [15303]Zork consider [15304]MUDs to be
glorified chat systems devoid of atmosphere or interesting puzzles;
hackers who are willing to devote endless hours to Usenet or MUDs
consider [15305]IRC to be a real waste of time; IRCies think MUDs
might be okay if there weren't all those silly puzzles in the way.
And, of course, there are the perennial [15306]holy wars --
[15307]EMACS vs. [15308]vi, [15309]big-endian vs.
[15310]little-endian, RISC vs. CISC, etc., etc., etc. As in society at
large, the intensity and duration of these debates is usually
inversely proportional to the number of objective, factual arguments
available to buttress any position.
As a result of all the above traits, many hackers have difficulty
maintaining stable relationships. At worst, they can produce the
classic [15311]computer geek: withdrawn, relationally incompetent,
sexually frustrated, and desperately unhappy when not submerged in his
or her craft. Fortunately, this extreme is far less common than
mainstream folklore paints it -- but almost all hackers will recognize
something of themselves in the unflattering paragraphs above.
Hackers are often monumentally disorganized and sloppy about dealing
with the physical world. Bills don't get paid on time, clutter piles
up to incredible heights in homes and offices, and minor maintenance
tasks get deferred indefinitely.
1994-95's fad behavioral disease was a syndrome called Attention
Deficit Disorder (ADD), supposedly characterized by (among other
things) a combination of short attention span with an ability to
`hyperfocus' imaginatively on interesting tasks. In 1998-1999 another
syndrome that is said to overlap with many hacker traits entered
popular awareness: Asperger's syndrome (AS). This disorder is also
sometimes called `high-function autism', though researchers are
divided on whether AS is in fact a mild form of autism or a distinct
syndrome with a different etiology. AS patients exhibit mild to severe
deficits in interpreting facial and body-language cues and in modeling
or empathizing with others' emotions. Though some AS patients exhibit
mild retardation, others compensate for their deficits with high
intelligence and analytical ability, and frequently seek out technical
fields where problem-solving abilities are at a premium and people
skills are relatively unimportant. Both syndromes are thought to
relate to abnormalities in neurotransmitter chemistry, especially the
brain's processing of serotonin.
Many hackers have noticed that mainstream culture has shown a tendency
to pathologize and medicalize normal variations in personality,
especially those variations that make life more complicated for
authority figures and conformists. Thus, hackers aware of the issue
tend to be among those questioning whether ADD and AS actually exist;
and if so whether they are really `diseases' rather than extremes of a
normal genetic variation like having freckles or being able to taste
DPT. In either case, they have a sneaking tendency to wonder if these
syndromes are over-diagnosed and over-treated. After all, people in
authority will always be inconvenienced by schoolchildren or workers
or citizens who are prickly, intelligent individualists - thus, any
social system that depends on authority relationships will tend to
helpfully ostracize and therapize and drug such `abnormal' people
until they are properly docile and stupid and `well-socialized'.
So hackers tend to believe they have good reason for skepticism about
clinical explanations of the hacker personality. That being said, most
would also concede that some hacker traits coincide with indicators
for ADD and AS - the status of caffeeine as a hacker beverage of
choice may be connected to the fact that it bonds to the same neural
receptors as Ritalin, the drug most commonly prescribed for ADD. It is
probably true that boosters of both would find a rather higher rate of
clinical ADD among hackers than the supposedly mainstream-normal 3-5%
(AS is rarer and there are not yet good estimates of incidence as of
2000).
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Personality, Up:[15313]Appendix B
Miscellaneous
Hackers are more likely to have cats than dogs (in fact, it is widely
grokked that cats have the hacker nature). Many drive incredibly
decrepit heaps and forget to wash them; richer ones drive spiffy
Porsches and RX-7s and then forget to have them washed. Almost all
hackers have terribly bad handwriting, and often fall into the habit
of block-printing everything like junior draftsmen.
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Up:[15316]Top
Helping Hacker Culture Grow
If you enjoyed the Jargon File, please help the culture that created
it grow and flourish. Here are several ways you can help:
o If you are a writer or journalist, don't say or write [15317]hacker
when you mean [15318]cracker. If you work with writers or journalists,
educate them on this issue and push them to do the right thing. If you
catch a newspaper or magazine abusing the work `hacker', write them
and straighten them out (this appendix includes a model letter).
o If you're a techie or computer hobbyist, get involved with one of
the free Unixes. Toss out that lame Microsoft OS, or confine it to one
disk partition and put Linux or FreeBSD or NetBSD on the other one.
And the next time your friend or boss is thinking about some
proprietary software `solution' that costs more than it's worth, be
ready to blow the competition away with open-source software running
over a Unix.
o Contribute to organizations like the Free Software Foundation that
promote the production of high-quality free and open-source software.
You can reach the Free Software Foundation at gnu@gnu.org, by phone at
+1-617-542-5942, or by snail-mail at 59 Temple Place, Suite 330,
Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA.
o Support the League for Programming Freedom, which opposes over-broad
software patents that constantly threaten to blow up in hackers'
faces, preventing them from developing innovative software for
tomorrow's needs. You can reach the League for Programming Freedom at
lpf@uunet.uu.net. by phone at +1 617 621 7084, or by snail-mail at 1
Kendall Square #143, P.O.Box 9171, Cambridge, Massachusetts 02139 USA.
o Join the continuing fight against Internet censorship, visit the
Center for Democracy and Technology Home Page at
[15319]http://www.cdt.org.
o If you do nothing else, please help fight government attempts to
seize political control of Internet content and restrict strong
cryptography. The so-called `Communications Decency Act' was declared
unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, but U.S. cryptography policy
still infringes our First Amendment rights. Surf to the Center for
Democracy and technology's home page at [15320]http://www.cdt.org to
see what you can do to help fight censorship of the net.
Here's the text of a letter RMS wrote to the Wall Street Journal to
complain about their policy of using "hacker" only in a pejorative
sense. We hear that most major newspapers have the same policy. If
you'd like to help change this situation, send your favorite newspaper
the same letter - or, better yet, write your own letter.
Dear Editor:
This letter is not meant for publication, although you can publish
it if you wish. It is meant specifically for you, the editor, not
the public.
I am a hacker. That is to say, I enjoy playing with computers --
working with, learning about, and writing clever computer programs.
I am not a cracker; I don't make a practice of breaking computer
security.
There's nothing shameful about the hacking I do. But when I tell
people I am a hacker, people think I'm admitting something naughty
-- because newspapers such as yours misuse the word "hacker",
giving the impression that it means "security breaker" and nothing
else. You are giving hackers a bad name.
The saddest thing is that this problem is perpetuated deliberately.
Your reporters know the difference between "hacker" and "security
breaker". They know how to make the distinction, but you don't let
them! You insist on using "hacker" pejoratively. When reporters try
to use another word, you change it. When reporters try to explain
the other meanings, you cut it.
Of course, you have a reason. You say that readers have become used
to your insulting usage of "hacker", so that you cannot change it
now. Well, you can't undo past mistakes today; but that is no
excuse to repeat them tomorrow.
If I were what you call a "hacker", at this point I would threaten
to crack your computer and crash it. But I am a hacker, not a
cracker. I don't do that kind of thing! I have enough computers to
play with at home and at work; I don't need yours. Besides, it's
not my way to respond to insults with violence. My response is this
letter.
You owe hackers an apology; but more than that, you owe us ordinary
respect.
Sincerely, etc.
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Bibliography
Here are some other books you can read to help you understand the
hacker mindset.
Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden BraidGödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal
Golden Braid
Douglas Hofstadter
Basic Books, 1979
ISBN 0-394-74502-7
This book reads like an intellectual Grand Tour of hacker
preoccupations. Music, mathematical logic, programming, speculations
on the nature of intelligence, biology, and Zen are woven into a
brilliant tapestry themed on the concept of encoded self-reference.
The perfect left-brain companion to "Illuminatus".
Illuminatus!
I. "The Eye in the Pyramid"
II. "The Golden Apple"
III. "Leviathan".
Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
Dell, 1988
ISBN 0-440-53981-1
This work of alleged fiction is an incredible berserko-surrealist
rollercoaster of world-girdling conspiracies, intelligent dolphins,
the fall of Atlantis, who really killed JFK, sex, drugs, rock'n'roll,
and the Cosmic Giggle Factor. First published in three volumes, but
there is now a one-volume trade paperback, carried by most chain
bookstores under SF. The perfect right-brain companion to Hofstadter's
"Gödel, Escher, Bach". See [15323]Eris, [15324]Discordianism,
[15325]random numbers, [15326]Church of the SubGenius.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams
Pocket Books, 1981
ISBN 0-671-46149-4
This `Monty Python in Space' spoof of SF genre traditions has been
popular among hackers ever since the original British radio show. Read
it if only to learn about Vogons (see [15327]bogon) and the
significance of the number 42 (see [15328]random numbers) -- and why
the winningest chess program of 1990 was called `Deep Thought'.
The Tao of Programming
James Geoffrey
Infobooks, 1987
ISBN 0-931137-07-1
This gentle, funny spoof of the "Tao Te Ching" contains much that is
illuminating about the hacker way of thought. "When you have learned
to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you
to leave."
Hackers
Steven Levy
Anchor/Doubleday 1984
ISBN 0-385-19195-2
Levy's book is at its best in describing the early MIT hackers at the
Model Railroad Club and the early days of the microcomputer
revolution. He never understood Unix or the networks, though, and his
enshrinement of Richard Stallman as "the last true hacker" turns out
(thankfully) to have been quite misleading. Despite being a bit dated
and containing some minor errors (many fixed in the paperback
edition), this remains a useful and stimulating book that captures the
feel of several important hacker subcultures.
The Computer Contradictionary
Stan Kelly-Bootle
MIT Press, 1995
ISBN 0-262-61112-0
This pastiche of Ambrose Bierce's famous work is similar in format to
the Jargon File (and quotes several entries from TNHD-2) but somewhat
different in tone and intent. It is more satirical and less
anthropological, and is largely a product of the author's literate and
quirky imagination. For example, it defines `computer science' as "a
study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of
the former and the success of the latter" and `implementation' as "The
fruitless struggle by the talented and underpaid to fulfill promises
made by the rich and ignorant"; `flowchart' becomes "to obfuscate a
problem with esoteric cartoons". Revised and expanded from "The
Devil's DP Dictionary", McGraw-Hill 1981, ISBN 0-07-034022-6; that
work had some stylistic influence on TNHD-1.
The Devouring Fungus: Tales from the Computer Age
Karla Jennings
Norton, 1990
ISBN 0-393-30732-8
The author of this pioneering compendium knits together a great deal
of computer- and hacker-related folklore with good writing and a few
well-chosen cartoons. She has a keen eye for the human aspects of the
lore and is very good at illuminating the psychology and evolution of
hackerdom. Unfortunately, a number of small errors and awkwardnesses
suggest that she didn't have the final manuscript checked over by a
native speaker; the glossary in the back is particularly embarrassing,
and at least one classic tale (the Magic Switch story, retold here
under [15329]A Story About Magic in Appendix A is given in incomplete
and badly mangled form. Nevertheless, this book is a win overall and
can be enjoyed by hacker and non-hacker alike.
The Soul of a New Machine
Tracy Kidder
Little, Brown, 1981
(paperback: Avon, 1982
ISBN 0-380-59931-7)
This book (a 1982 Pulitzer Prize winner) documents the adventure of
the design of a new Data General computer, the MV-8000 Eagle. It is an
amazingly well-done portrait of the hacker mindset -- although largely
the hardware hacker -- done by a complete outsider. It is a bit thin
in spots, but with enough technical information to be entertaining to
the serious hacker while providing non-technical people a view of what
day-to-day life can be like -- the fun, the excitement, the disasters.
During one period, when the microcode and logic were glitching at the
nanosecond level, one of the overworked engineers departed the
company, leaving behind a note on his terminal as his letter of
resignation: "I am going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no
unit of time shorter than a season."
Life with UNIX: a Guide for Everyone
Don Libes and Sandy Ressler
Prentice-Hall, 1989
ISBN 0-13-536657-7
The authors of this book set out to tell you all the things about Unix
that tutorials and technical books won't. The result is gossipy,
funny, opinionated, downright weird in spots, and invaluable. Along
the way they expose you to enough of Unix's history, folklore and
humor to qualify as a first-class source for these things. Because so
much of today's hackerdom is involved with Unix, this in turn
illuminates many of its in-jokes and preoccupations.
True Names ... and Other Dangers
Vernor Vinge
Baen Books, 1987
ISBN 0-671-65363-6
Hacker demigod Richard Stallman used to say that the title story of
this book "expresses the spirit of hacking best". Until the subject of
the next entry came out, it was hard to even nominate another
contender. The other stories in this collection are also fine work by
an author who has since won multiple Hugos and is one of today's very
best practitioners of hard SF.
Snow Crash
Neal Stephenson
Bantam, 1992
ISBN 0-553-56261-4
Stephenson's epic, comic cyberpunk novel is deeply knowing about the
hacker psychology and its foibles in a way no other author of fiction
has ever even approached. His imagination, his grasp of the relevant
technical details, and his ability to communicate the excitement of
hacking and its results are astonishing, delightful, and (so far)
unsurpassed.
Cyberpunk: Outlaws and Hackers on the Computer Frontier
Katie Hafner & John Markoff
Simon & Schuster 1991
ISBN 0-671-68322-5
This book gathers narratives about the careers of three notorious
crackers into a clear-eyed but sympathetic portrait of hackerdom's
dark side. The principals are Kevin Mitnick, "Pengo" and "Hagbard" of
the Chaos Computer Club, and Robert T. Morris (see [15330]RTM, sense
2) . Markoff and Hafner focus as much on their psychologies and
motivations as on the details of their exploits, but don't slight the
latter. The result is a balanced and fascinating account, particularly
useful when read immediately before or after Cliff Stoll's [15331]The
Cuckoo's Egg. It is especially instructive to compare RTM, a true
hacker who blundered, with the sociopathic phone-freak Mitnick and the
alienated, drug-addled crackers who made the Chaos Club notorious. The
gulf between [15332]wizard and [15333]wannabee has seldom been made
more obvious.
Technobabble
John Barry
MIT Press 1991
ISBN 0-262-02333-4
Barry's book takes a critical and humorous look at the `technobabble'
of acronyms, neologisms, hyperbole, and metaphor spawned by the
computer industry. Though he discusses some of the same mechanisms of
jargon formation that occur in hackish, most of what he chronicles is
actually suit-speak -- the obfuscatory language of press releases,
marketroids, and Silicon Valley CEOs rather than the playful jargon of
hackers (most of whom wouldn't be caught dead uttering the kind of
pompous, passive-voiced word salad he deplores).
The Cuckoo's Egg
Clifford Stoll
Doubleday 1989
ISBN 0-385-24946-2
Clifford Stoll's absorbing tale of how he tracked Markus Hess and the
Chaos Club cracking ring nicely illustrates the difference between
`hacker' and `cracker'. Stoll's portrait of himself, his lady Martha,
and his friends at Berkeley and on the Internet paints a marvelously
vivid picture of how hackers and the people around them like to live
and how they think.
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109. jarg422h.htm#Jargon%20Construction
110. jarg422h.htm#Comparatives
111. jarg422h.htm#Spoken%20Inarticulations
112. jarg422h.htm#Jargon%20Construction
113. jarg422h.htm#Anthropomorphization
114. jarg422h.htm#Jargon%20Construction
115. jarg422h.htm#lossage
116. jarg422h.htm#Email%20Quotes
117. jarg422h.htm#Jargon%20Construction
118. jarg422h.htm#Top
119. jarg422h.htm#vi
120. jarg422h.htm#email
121. jarg422h.htm#lossage
122. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
123. jarg422h.htm#BNF
124. jarg422h.htm#random
125. jarg422h.htm#BNF
126. jarg422h.htm#MUD
127. jarg422h.htm#flame
128. jarg422h.htm#random
129. jarg422h.htm#Hacker%20Speech%20Style
130. jarg422h.htm#Hacker%20Writing%20Style
131. jarg422h.htm#Top
132. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
133. jarg422h.htm#International%20Style
134. jarg422h.htm#Email%20Quotes
135. jarg422h.htm#Top
136. jarg422h.htm#mu
137. jarg422h.htm#Lamer-speak
138. jarg422h.htm#Hacker%20Speech%20Style
139. jarg422h.htm#Top
140. jarg422h.htm#Commonwealth%20Hackish
141. jarg422h.htm#Pronunciation%20Guide
142. jarg422h.htm#International%20Style
143. jarg422h.htm#Top
144. jarg422h.htm#cracker
145. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
146. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
147. jarg422h.htm#B1FF
148. jarg422h.htm#BBS
149. jarg422h.htm#Jeff%20K.
150. jarg422h.htm#lamer
151. jarg422h.htm#elite
152. jarg422h.htm#leech
153. jarg422h.htm#poser
154. jarg422h.htm#cracker
155. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
156. jarg422h.htm#banner%20site
157. jarg422h.htm#ratio%20site
158. jarg422h.htm#leech%20mode
159. jarg422h.htm#Other%20Lexicon%20Conventions
160. jarg422h.htm#Lamer-speak
161. jarg422h.htm#Top
162. jarg422h.htm#Format%20for%20New%20Entries
163. jarg422h.htm#Pronunciation%20Guide
164. jarg422h.htm#Top
165. jarg422h.htm#FidoNet
166. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
167. jarg422h.htm#Unix
168. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
169. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
170. jarg422h.htm#Other%20Lexicon%20Conventions
171. jarg422h.htm#Top
172. mailto:jargon@snark.thyrsus.com
173. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
174. jarg422h.htm#Format%20for%20New%20Entries
175. jarg422h.htm#Top
176. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
177. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
178. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20B%20%3d
179. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
180. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
181. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
182. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
183. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
184. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
185. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
186. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
187. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20K%20%3d
188. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
189. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
190. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
191. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20O%20%3d
192. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20P%20%3d
193. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Q%20%3d
194. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20R%20%3d
195. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
196. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
197. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20U%20%3d
198. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20V%20%3d
199. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
200. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
201. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
202. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
203. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
204. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
205. jarg422h.htm#0
206. jarg422h.htm#1TBS
207. jarg422h.htm#120%20reset
208. jarg422h.htm#2
209. jarg422h.htm#404
210. jarg422h.htm#404%20compliant
211. jarg422h.htm#4.2
212. jarg422h.htm#%40-party
213. jarg422h.htm#1TBS
214. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
215. jarg422h.htm#120%20reset
216. jarg422h.htm#0
217. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
218. jarg422h.htm#indent%20style
219. jarg422h.htm#2
220. jarg422h.htm#1TBS
221. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
222. jarg422h.htm#Big%20Red%20Switch
223. jarg422h.htm#power%20cycle
224. jarg422h.htm#404
225. jarg422h.htm#120%20reset
226. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
227. jarg422h.htm#404%20compliant
228. jarg422h.htm#2
229. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
230. jarg422h.htm#4.2
231. jarg422h.htm#404
232. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
233. jarg422h.htm#spam
234. jarg422h.htm#spamvertize
235. jarg422h.htm#%40-party
236. jarg422h.htm#404%20compliant
237. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
238. jarg422h.htm#BSD
239. jarg422h.htm#abbrev
240. jarg422h.htm#4.2
241. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
242. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
243. jarg422h.htm#boink
244. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20B%20%3d
245. jarg422h.htm#%3d%200%20%3d
246. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
247. jarg422h.htm#abbrev
248. jarg422h.htm#ABEND
249. jarg422h.htm#accumulator
250. jarg422h.htm#ACK
251. jarg422h.htm#Acme
252. jarg422h.htm#acolyte
253. jarg422h.htm#ad-hockery
254. jarg422h.htm#Ada
255. jarg422h.htm#address%20harvester
256. jarg422h.htm#adger
257. jarg422h.htm#admin
258. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
259. jarg422h.htm#AFAIK
260. jarg422h.htm#AFJ
261. jarg422h.htm#AFK
262. jarg422h.htm#AI
263. jarg422h.htm#AI-complete
264. jarg422h.htm#AI%20koans
265. jarg422h.htm#AIDS
266. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
267. jarg422h.htm#airplane%20rule
268. jarg422h.htm#Alderson%20loop
269. jarg422h.htm#aliasing%20bug
270. jarg422h.htm#Alice%20and%20Bob
271. jarg422h.htm#all-elbows
272. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20geek
273. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20particles
274. jarg422h.htm#alt
275. jarg422h.htm#alt%20bit
276. jarg422h.htm#Aluminum%20Book
277. jarg422h.htm#ambimouseterous
278. jarg422h.htm#Amiga
279. jarg422h.htm#Amiga%20Persecution%20Complex
280. jarg422h.htm#amoeba
281. jarg422h.htm#amp%20off
282. jarg422h.htm#amper
283. jarg422h.htm#Angband
284. jarg422h.htm#angle%20brackets
285. jarg422h.htm#angry%20fruit%20salad
286. jarg422h.htm#annoybot
287. jarg422h.htm#annoyware
288. jarg422h.htm#ANSI
289. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard
290. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard%20pizza
291. jarg422h.htm#AOL!
292. jarg422h.htm#app
293. jarg422h.htm#arena
294. jarg422h.htm#arg
295. jarg422h.htm#ARMM
296. jarg422h.htm#armor-plated
297. jarg422h.htm#asbestos
298. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20cork%20award
299. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20longjohns
300. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
301. jarg422h.htm#ASCII%20art
302. jarg422h.htm#ASCIIbetical%20order
303. jarg422h.htm#astroturfing
304. jarg422h.htm#atomic
305. jarg422h.htm#attoparsec
306. jarg422h.htm#AUP
307. jarg422h.htm#autobogotiphobia
308. jarg422h.htm#automagically
309. jarg422h.htm#avatar
310. jarg422h.htm#awk
311. jarg422h.htm#ABEND
312. jarg422h.htm#%40-party
313. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
314. jarg422h.htm#accumulator
315. jarg422h.htm#abbrev
316. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
317. jarg422h.htm#crash
318. jarg422h.htm#lossage
319. jarg422h.htm#code%20grinder
320. jarg422h.htm#ACK
321. jarg422h.htm#ABEND
322. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
323. jarg422h.htm#stack
324. jarg422h.htm#Acme
325. jarg422h.htm#accumulator
326. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
327. jarg422h.htm#ping
328. jarg422h.htm#ENQ
329. jarg422h.htm#NAK
330. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
331. jarg422h.htm#NAK
332. jarg422h.htm#acolyte
333. jarg422h.htm#ACK
334. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
335. jarg422h.htm#insanely%20great
336. jarg422h.htm#insanely%20great
337. jarg422h.htm#pistol
338. jarg422h.htm#ad-hockery
339. jarg422h.htm#Acme
340. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
341. jarg422h.htm#OSU
342. jarg422h.htm#priesthood
343. jarg422h.htm#Ada
344. jarg422h.htm#acolyte
345. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
346. jarg422h.htm#choke
347. jarg422h.htm#ELIZA%20effect
348. jarg422h.htm#address%20harvester
349. jarg422h.htm#ad-hockery
350. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
351. jarg422h.htm#Pascal
352. jarg422h.htm#elephantine
353. jarg422h.htm#adger
354. jarg422h.htm#Ada
355. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
356. jarg422h.htm#spam
357. jarg422h.htm#teergrube
358. jarg422h.htm#admin
359. jarg422h.htm#address%20harvester
360. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
361. jarg422h.htm#nadger
362. jarg422h.htm#tenured%20graduate%20student
363. jarg422h.htm#dumbass%20attack
364. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
365. jarg422h.htm#adger
366. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
367. jarg422h.htm#postmaster
368. jarg422h.htm#sysop
369. jarg422h.htm#system%20mangler
370. jarg422h.htm#AFAIK
371. jarg422h.htm#admin
372. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
373. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
374. jarg422h.htm#INTERCAL
375. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-10
376. jarg422h.htm#vadding
377. jarg422h.htm#Zork
378. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
379. jarg422h.htm#xyzzy
380. jarg422h.htm#plugh
381. ftp://ftp.wustl.edu/doc/misc/if-archive/games/source/advent.tar.Z
382. ColossalCaveAdventurepage
383. jarg422h.htm#AFJ
384. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
385. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
386. jarg422h.htm#AFK
387. jarg422h.htm#AFAIK
388. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
389. jarg422h.htm#kremvax
390. jarg422h.htm#AI
391. jarg422h.htm#AFJ
392. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
393. jarg422h.htm#AI-complete
394. jarg422h.htm#AFK
395. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
396. jarg422h.htm#AI%20koans
397. jarg422h.htm#AI
398. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
399. jarg422h.htm#NP-
400. jarg422h.htm#gedanken
401. jarg422h.htm#AIDS
402. jarg422h.htm#AI-complete
403. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
404. jarg422h.htm#Some%20AI%20Koans
405. jarg422h.htm#ha%20ha%20only%20serious
406. jarg422h.htm#mu
407. jarg422h.htm#hacker%20humor
408. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
409. jarg422h.htm#AI%20koans
410. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
411. jarg422h.htm#glob
412. jarg422h.htm#SEX
413. jarg422h.htm#virus
414. jarg422h.htm#worm
415. jarg422h.htm#Trojan%20horse
416. jarg422h.htm#virgin
417. jarg422h.htm#airplane%20rule
418. jarg422h.htm#AIDS
419. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
420. jarg422h.htm#BSD
421. jarg422h.htm#USG%20Unix
422. jarg422h.htm#monstrosity
423. jarg422h.htm#HP-SUX
424. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
425. jarg422h.htm#Nominal%20Semidestructor
426. jarg422h.htm#ScumOS
427. jarg422h.htm#sun-stools
428. jarg422h.htm#Alderson%20loop
429. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
430. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
431. jarg422h.htm#KISS%20Principle
432. jarg422h.htm#elegant
433. jarg422h.htm#aliasing%20bug
434. jarg422h.htm#airplane%20rule
435. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
436. jarg422h.htm#infinite%20loop
437. jarg422h.htm#Alice%20and%20Bob
438. jarg422h.htm#Alderson%20loop
439. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
440. jarg422h.htm#arena
441. jarg422h.htm#LISP
442. jarg422h.htm#GC
443. jarg422h.htm#stale%20pointer%20bug
444. jarg422h.htm#precedence%20lossage
445. jarg422h.htm#smash%20the%20stack
446. jarg422h.htm#fandango%20on%20core
447. jarg422h.htm#memory%20leak
448. jarg422h.htm#memory%20smash
449. jarg422h.htm#overrun%20screw
450. jarg422h.htm#spam
451. jarg422h.htm#all-elbows
452. jarg422h.htm#aliasing%20bug
453. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
454. http://www.conceptlabs.co.uk/alicebob.html
455. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20geek
456. jarg422h.htm#Alice%20and%20Bob
457. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
458. jarg422h.htm#BBS
459. jarg422h.htm#rude
460. jarg422h.htm#mess-dos
461. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20particles
462. jarg422h.htm#all-elbows
463. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
464. jarg422h.htm#alt
465. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20geek
466. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
467. jarg422h.htm#bit%20rot
468. jarg422h.htm#alt%20bit
469. jarg422h.htm#alpha%20particles
470. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
471. jarg422h.htm#clone
472. jarg422h.htm#bucky%20bits
473. jarg422h.htm#feature%20key
474. jarg422h.htm#TECO
475. jarg422h.htm#Aluminum%20Book
476. jarg422h.htm#alt
477. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
478. jarg422h.htm#meta%20bit
479. jarg422h.htm#ambimouseterous
480. jarg422h.htm#alt%20bit
481. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
482. jarg422h.htm#book%20titles
483. jarg422h.htm#Amiga
484. jarg422h.htm#Aluminum%20Book
485. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
486. jarg422h.htm#Amiga%20Persecution%20Complex
487. jarg422h.htm#ambimouseterous
488. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
489. jarg422h.htm#Amiga%20Persecution%20Complex
490. http://www-ccsl.cs.umass.edu/~barrett/bm/Viewer_Sections/Main.HTML
491. jarg422h.htm#video%20toaster
492. jarg422h.htm#amoeba
493. jarg422h.htm#Amiga
494. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
495. jarg422h.htm#bigot
496. jarg422h.htm#flame%20war
497. jarg422h.htm#NeWS
498. jarg422h.htm#OS%2f2
499. jarg422h.htm#LISP
500. jarg422h.htm#GNU
501. jarg422h.htm#Linux
502. jarg422h.htm#newbie
503. jarg422h.htm#troll
504. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
505. jarg422h.htm#weenie
506. jarg422h.htm#Get%20a%20life!
507. jarg422h.htm#amp%20off
508. jarg422h.htm#Amiga%20Persecution%20Complex
509. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
510. jarg422h.htm#amper
511. jarg422h.htm#amoeba
512. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
513. jarg422h.htm#background
514. jarg422h.htm#Angband
515. jarg422h.htm#amp%20off
516. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
517. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
518. jarg422h.htm#angle%20brackets
519. jarg422h.htm#amper
520. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
521. jarg422h.htm#nethack
522. jarg422h.htm#moria
523. jarg422h.htm#rogue
524. jarg422h.htm#elder%20days
525. jarg422h.htm#elvish
526. http://www.phial.com/angband
527. http://thangorodrim.angband.org/
528. jarg422h.htm#Random%20Number%20God
529. jarg422h.htm#angry%20fruit%20salad
530. jarg422h.htm#Angband
531. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
532. jarg422h.htm#Real%20World
533. jarg422h.htm#broket
534. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
535. jarg422h.htm#annoybot
536. jarg422h.htm#angle%20brackets
537. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
538. jarg422h.htm#X
539. jarg422h.htm#annoyware
540. jarg422h.htm#angry%20fruit%20salad
541. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
542. jarg422h.htm#bot
543. jarg422h.htm#ANSI
544. jarg422h.htm#annoybot
545. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
546. jarg422h.htm#shareware
547. jarg422h.htm#careware
548. jarg422h.htm#charityware
549. jarg422h.htm#crippleware
550. jarg422h.htm#freeware
551. jarg422h.htm#FRS
552. jarg422h.htm#guiltware
553. jarg422h.htm#postcardware
554. jarg422h.htm#-ware
555. jarg422h.htm#payware
556. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard
557. jarg422h.htm#annoyware
558. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
559. jarg422h.htm#K&R
560. jarg422h.htm#Classic%20C
561. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard%20pizza
562. jarg422h.htm#ANSI
563. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
564. jarg422h.htm#AOL!
565. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard
566. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
567. jarg422h.htm#rotary%20debugger
568. jarg422h.htm#ISO%20standard%20cup%20of%20tea
569. jarg422h.htm#app
570. jarg422h.htm#ANSI%20standard%20pizza
571. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
572. jarg422h.htm#September%20that%20never%20ended
573. jarg422h.htm#arena
574. jarg422h.htm#AOL!
575. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
576. jarg422h.htm#killer%20app
577. jarg422h.htm#tool
578. jarg422h.htm#operating%20system
579. jarg422h.htm#arg
580. jarg422h.htm#app
581. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
582. jarg422h.htm#overrun%20screw
583. jarg422h.htm#aliasing%20bug
584. jarg422h.htm#memory%20leak
585. jarg422h.htm#memory%20smash
586. jarg422h.htm#smash%20the%20stack
587. jarg422h.htm#ARMM
588. jarg422h.htm#arena
589. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
590. jarg422h.htm#param
591. jarg422h.htm#parm
592. jarg422h.htm#var
593. jarg422h.htm#armor-plated
594. jarg422h.htm#arg
595. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
596. jarg422h.htm#cancelbot
597. jarg422h.htm#spam
598. jarg422h.htm#cascade
599. jarg422h.htm#despew
600. jarg422h.htm#Great%20Worm
601. jarg422h.htm#sorcerer's%20apprentice%20mode
602. jarg422h.htm#software%20laser
603. jarg422h.htm#network%20meltdown
604. jarg422h.htm#asbestos
605. jarg422h.htm#ARMM
606. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
607. jarg422h.htm#bulletproof
608. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20cork%20award
609. jarg422h.htm#armor-plated
610. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20A%20%3d
611. jarg422h.htm#flame
612. jarg422h.htm#flame
613. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20longjohns
614. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20cork%20award
615. jarg422h.htm#asbestos%20longjohns
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3066. jarg422h.htm#copyleft
3067. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3068. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
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3071. jarg422h.htm#copyparty
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3073. jarg422h.htm#copybroke
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3075. jarg422h.htm#copywronged
3076. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3077. jarg422h.htm#core%20dump
3078. jarg422h.htm#store
3079. jarg422h.htm#core%20dump
3080. jarg422h.htm#core
3081. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3082. jarg422h.htm#leak
3083. jarg422h.htm#core%20leak
3084. jarg422h.htm#core%20cancer
3085. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3086. jarg422h.htm#Iron%20Age
3087. jarg422h.htm#core
3088. jarg422h.htm#bits
3089. jarg422h.htm#brain%20dump
3090. jarg422h.htm#core
3091. jarg422h.htm#Core%20Wars
3092. jarg422h.htm#core%20dump
3093. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3094. jarg422h.htm#memory%20leak
3095. jarg422h.htm#corge
3096. jarg422h.htm#core%20leak
3097. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3098. jarg422h.htm#core
3099. http://www.koth.org/
3100. jarg422h.htm#cosmic%20rays
3101. jarg422h.htm#Core%20Wars
3102. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3103. jarg422h.htm#metasyntactic%20variable
3104. jarg422h.htm#GOSMACS
3105. jarg422h.htm#grault
3106. jarg422h.htm#cough%20and%20die
3107. jarg422h.htm#corge
3108. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3109. jarg422h.htm#bit%20rot
3110. jarg422h.htm#handwave
3111. jarg422h.htm#randomness
3112. jarg422h.htm#tube
3113. jarg422h.htm#sunspots
3114. jarg422h.htm#phase%20of%20the%20moon
3115. jarg422h.htm#courier
3116. jarg422h.htm#cosmic%20rays
3117. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3118. jarg422h.htm#barf
3119. jarg422h.htm#die
3120. jarg422h.htm#die%20horribly
3121. jarg422h.htm#scream%20and%20die
3122. jarg422h.htm#cow%20orker
3123. jarg422h.htm#cough%20and%20die
3124. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3125. jarg422h.htm#warez
3126. jarg422h.htm#server
3127. jarg422h.htm#leech
3128. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
3129. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3130. jarg422h.htm#elite
3131. jarg422h.htm#cowboy
3132. jarg422h.htm#courier
3133. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3134. jarg422h.htm#Dilbert
3135. jarg422h.htm#scary%20devil%20monastery
3136. jarg422h.htm#hing
3137. jarg422h.htm#grilf
3138. jarg422h.htm#filk
3139. jarg422h.htm#newsfroup
3140. jarg422h.htm#CP%2fM
3141. jarg422h.htm#cow%20orker
3142. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3143. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
3144. jarg422h.htm#hacker
3145. jarg422h.htm#CPU%20Wars
3146. jarg422h.htm#cowboy
3147. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3148. jarg422h.htm#retcon
3149. jarg422h.htm#OS
3150. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3151. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-10
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3154. jarg422h.htm#crack
3155. jarg422h.htm#CP%2fM
3156. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3157. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
3158. http://www.e-pix.com/CPUWARS/cpuwars.html
3159. jarg422h.htm#eat%20flaming%20death
3160. jarg422h.htm#crack%20root
3161. jarg422h.htm#CPU%20Wars
3162. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3163. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3164. jarg422h.htm#exploit
3165. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3166. jarg422h.htm#crack
3167. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
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3170. jarg422h.htm#cracking
3171. jarg422h.htm#crack%20root
3172. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3173. jarg422h.htm#hacker
3174. jarg422h.htm#larval%20stage
3175. jarg422h.htm#mundane
3176. jarg422h.htm#losing
3177. jarg422h.htm#cracking
3178. jarg422h.htm#phreaking
3179. jarg422h.htm#samurai
3180. jarg422h.htm#dark-side%20hacker
3181. jarg422h.htm#hacker%20ethic
3182. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
3183. jarg422h.htm#crank
3184. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3185. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3186. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3187. jarg422h.htm#crapplet
3188. jarg422h.htm#cracking
3189. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3190. jarg422h.htm#CrApTeX
3191. jarg422h.htm#crank
3192. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3193. jarg422h.htm#crash
3194. jarg422h.htm#crapplet
3195. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3196. jarg422h.htm#troff
3197. jarg422h.htm#religious%20issues
3198. jarg422h.htm#TeX
3199. jarg422h.htm#crash%20and%20burn
3200. jarg422h.htm#CrApTeX
3201. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3202. jarg422h.htm#system
3203. jarg422h.htm#luser
3204. jarg422h.htm#down
3205. jarg422h.htm#SPACEWAR
3206. jarg422h.htm#hacking%20run
3207. jarg422h.htm#gronk%20out
3208. jarg422h.htm#crawling%20horror
3209. jarg422h.htm#crash
3210. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3211. jarg422h.htm#die%20horribly
3212. jarg422h.htm#beta
3213. jarg422h.htm#cray
3214. jarg422h.htm#crash%20and%20burn
3215. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3216. jarg422h.htm#dusty%20deck
3217. jarg422h.htm#gonkulator
3218. jarg422h.htm#WOMBAT
3219. jarg422h.htm#cray%20instability
3220. jarg422h.htm#crawling%20horror
3221. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3222. jarg422h.htm#canonical
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3224. jarg422h.htm#crayola
3225. jarg422h.htm#cray
3226. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3227. jarg422h.htm#cray
3228. jarg422h.htm#crayola%20books
3229. jarg422h.htm#cray%20instability
3230. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3231. jarg422h.htm#killer%20micro
3232. jarg422h.htm#crayon
3233. jarg422h.htm#crayola
3234. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3235. jarg422h.htm#rainbow%20series
3236. jarg422h.htm#Orange%20Book
3237. jarg422h.htm#creationism
3238. jarg422h.htm#crayola%20books
3239. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3240. jarg422h.htm#computron
3241. jarg422h.htm#number-crunching
3242. jarg422h.htm#creep
3243. jarg422h.htm#crayon
3244. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3245. jarg422h.htm#management
3246. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20elegance
3247. jarg422h.htm#creationism
3248. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3249. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
3250. jarg422h.htm#creep
3251. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3252. jarg422h.htm#elegant
3253. jarg422h.htm#Real%20World
3254. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
3255. jarg422h.htm#second-system%20effect
3256. jarg422h.htm#tense
3257. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featuritis
3258. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20elegance
3259. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3260. jarg422h.htm#chrome
3261. jarg422h.htm#feature
3262. jarg422h.htm#feeping%20creaturism
3263. jarg422h.htm#BSD
3264. jarg422h.htm#feature
3265. jarg422h.htm#second-system%20effect
3266. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20elegance
3267. jarg422h.htm#cretin
3268. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
3269. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3270. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
3271. jarg422h.htm#cretinous
3272. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featuritis
3273. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3274. jarg422h.htm#loser
3275. jarg422h.htm#crippleware
3276. jarg422h.htm#cretin
3277. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3278. jarg422h.htm#dread%20high-bit%20disease
3279. jarg422h.htm#bletcherous
3280. jarg422h.htm#bagbiting
3281. jarg422h.htm#losing
3282. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
3283. jarg422h.htm#critical%20mass
3284. jarg422h.htm#cretinous
3285. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3286. jarg422h.htm#guiltware
3287. jarg422h.htm#careware
3288. jarg422h.htm#nagware
3289. jarg422h.htm#crlf
3290. jarg422h.htm#crippleware
3291. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3292. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
3293. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
3294. jarg422h.htm#crock
3295. jarg422h.htm#critical%20mass
3296. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3297. jarg422h.htm#newline
3298. jarg422h.htm#terpri
3299. jarg422h.htm#Unix
3300. jarg422h.htm#cross-post
3301. jarg422h.htm#crlf
3302. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3303. jarg422h.htm#segfault
3304. jarg422h.htm#The%20Story%20of%20Mel
3305. jarg422h.htm#kluge
3306. jarg422h.htm#brittle
3307. jarg422h.htm#crossload
3308. jarg422h.htm#crock
3309. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3310. jarg422h.htm#followup
3311. jarg422h.htm#crudware
3312. jarg422h.htm#cross-post
3313. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3314. jarg422h.htm#upload
3315. jarg422h.htm#download
3316. jarg422h.htm#cruft
3317. jarg422h.htm#crossload
3318. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3319. jarg422h.htm#freeware
3320. jarg422h.htm#MS-DOS
3321. jarg422h.htm#cruft%20together
3322. jarg422h.htm#crudware
3323. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3324. jarg422h.htm#crufty
3325. jarg422h.htm#hand-hacking
3326. jarg422h.htm#cruftsmanship
3327. jarg422h.htm#cruft
3328. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3329. jarg422h.htm#kluge%20up
3330. jarg422h.htm#hack%20together
3331. jarg422h.htm#hack%20up
3332. jarg422h.htm#kluge%20up
3333. jarg422h.htm#crufty
3334. jarg422h.htm#crufty
3335. jarg422h.htm#cruft%20together
3336. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3337. jarg422h.htm#cruft
3338. jarg422h.htm#crumb
3339. jarg422h.htm#cruftsmanship
3340. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3341. jarg422h.htm#canonical
3342. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3343. jarg422h.htm#frob
3344. jarg422h.htm#random
3345. jarg422h.htm#crunch
3346. jarg422h.htm#crufty
3347. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3348. jarg422h.htm#quad
3349. jarg422h.htm#bit
3350. jarg422h.htm#nybble
3351. jarg422h.htm#tayste
3352. jarg422h.htm#nybble
3353. jarg422h.htm#cryppie
3354. jarg422h.htm#crumb
3355. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3356. jarg422h.htm#number-crunching
3357. jarg422h.htm#number-crunching
3358. jarg422h.htm#compress
3359. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
3360. jarg422h.htm#Obfuscated%20C%20Contest
3361. jarg422h.htm#CTSS
3362. jarg422h.htm#crunch
3363. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3364. jarg422h.htm#cube
3365. jarg422h.htm#cryppie
3366. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3367. jarg422h.htm#Multics
3368. jarg422h.htm#Unix
3369. jarg422h.htm#ITS
3370. jarg422h.htm#ITS
3371. jarg422h.htm#cubing
3372. jarg422h.htm#CTSS
3373. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3374. jarg422h.htm#cup%20holder
3375. jarg422h.htm#cube
3376. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3377. jarg422h.htm#cursor%20dipped%20in%20X
3378. jarg422h.htm#cubing
3379. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3380. jarg422h.htm#cuspy
3381. jarg422h.htm#cup%20holder
3382. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3383. jarg422h.htm#nastygram
3384. jarg422h.htm#cut%20a%20tape
3385. jarg422h.htm#cursor%20dipped%20in%20X
3386. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3387. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3388. jarg422h.htm#rude
3389. jarg422h.htm#cybercrud
3390. jarg422h.htm#cuspy
3391. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3392. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
3393. jarg422h.htm#cut%20a%20tape
3394. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3395. jarg422h.htm#MEGO
3396. jarg422h.htm#cyberspace
3397. jarg422h.htm#cybercrud
3398. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3399. jarg422h.htm#Bibliography
3400. jarg422h.htm#cyberspace
3401. jarg422h.htm#ice
3402. jarg422h.htm#jack%20in
3403. jarg422h.htm#go%20flatline
3404. jarg422h.htm#cycle
3405. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
3406. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3407. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
3408. jarg422h.htm#virtual%20reality
3409. jarg422h.htm#the%20network
3410. jarg422h.htm#Matrix
3411. jarg422h.htm#wannabee
3412. jarg422h.htm#meatspace
3413. jarg422h.htm#hack%20mode
3414. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20crunch
3415. jarg422h.htm#cyberspace
3416. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3417. jarg422h.htm#cycle
3418. jarg422h.htm#bounce
3419. jarg422h.htm#120%20reset
3420. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20drought
3421. jarg422h.htm#cycle
3422. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3423. jarg422h.htm#thrash
3424. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20of%20reincarnation
3425. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20crunch
3426. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3427. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20crunch
3428. jarg422h.htm#high%20moby
3429. jarg422h.htm#down
3430. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20server
3431. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20drought
3432. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3433. jarg422h.htm#wheel%20of%20reincarnation
3434. jarg422h.htm#cypherpunk
3435. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20of%20reincarnation
3436. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3437. jarg422h.htm#C%7cN%3eK
3438. jarg422h.htm#cycle%20server
3439. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3440. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
3441. mailto:cypherpunks-request@toad.com
3442. jarg422h.htm#tentacle
3443. jarg422h.htm#D.%20C.%20Power%20Lab
3444. jarg422h.htm#cypherpunk
3445. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3446. jarg422h.htm#snarf
3447. jarg422h.htm#scary%20devil%20monastery
3448. http://www.lspace.org/faqs/acronym-faq.g.html
3449. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
3450. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20C%20%3d
3451. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
3452. jarg422h.htm#D.%20C.%20Power%20Lab
3453. jarg422h.htm#daemon
3454. jarg422h.htm#daemon%20book
3455. jarg422h.htm#dahmum
3456. jarg422h.htm#dancing%20frog
3457. jarg422h.htm#dangling%20pointer
3458. jarg422h.htm#dark-side%20hacker
3459. jarg422h.htm#Datamation
3460. jarg422h.htm#DAU
3461. jarg422h.htm#Dave%20the%20Resurrector
3462. jarg422h.htm#day%20mode
3463. jarg422h.htm#dd
3464. jarg422h.htm#DDT
3465. jarg422h.htm#de-rezz
3466. jarg422h.htm#dead
3467. jarg422h.htm#dead%20beef%20attack
3468. jarg422h.htm#dead%20code
3469. jarg422h.htm#dead%20link
3470. jarg422h.htm#DEADBEEF
3471. jarg422h.htm#deadlock
3472. jarg422h.htm#deadly%20embrace
3473. jarg422h.htm#death%20code
3474. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Square
3475. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Star
3476. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3477. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3478. jarg422h.htm#DEC%20Wars
3479. jarg422h.htm#decay
3480. jarg422h.htm#deckle
3481. jarg422h.htm#DED
3482. jarg422h.htm#deep%20hack%20mode
3483. jarg422h.htm#deep%20magic
3484. jarg422h.htm#deep%20space
3485. jarg422h.htm#defenestration
3486. jarg422h.htm#defined%20as
3487. jarg422h.htm#dehose
3488. jarg422h.htm#deletia
3489. jarg422h.htm#deliminator
3490. jarg422h.htm#delint
3491. jarg422h.htm#delta
3492. jarg422h.htm#demented
3493. jarg422h.htm#demigod
3494. jarg422h.htm#demo
3495. jarg422h.htm#demo%20mode
3496. jarg422h.htm#demoeffect
3497. jarg422h.htm#demogroup
3498. jarg422h.htm#demon
3499. jarg422h.htm#demon%20dialer
3500. jarg422h.htm#demoparty
3501. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3502. jarg422h.htm#dentro
3503. jarg422h.htm#depeditate
3504. jarg422h.htm#deprecated
3505. jarg422h.htm#derf
3506. jarg422h.htm#deserves%20to%20lose
3507. jarg422h.htm#desk%20check
3508. jarg422h.htm#despew
3509. jarg422h.htm#Devil%20Book
3510. jarg422h.htm#%2fdev%2fnull
3511. jarg422h.htm#dickless%20workstation
3512. jarg422h.htm#dictionary%20flame
3513. jarg422h.htm#diddle
3514. jarg422h.htm#die
3515. jarg422h.htm#die%20horribly
3516. jarg422h.htm#diff
3517. jarg422h.htm#digit
3518. jarg422h.htm#dike
3519. jarg422h.htm#Dilbert
3520. jarg422h.htm#ding
3521. jarg422h.htm#dink
3522. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur
3523. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur%20pen
3524. jarg422h.htm#dinosaurs%20mating
3525. jarg422h.htm#dirtball
3526. jarg422h.htm#dirty%20power
3527. jarg422h.htm#disclaimer
3528. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
3529. jarg422h.htm#disk%20farm
3530. jarg422h.htm#display%20hack
3531. jarg422h.htm#dispress
3532. jarg422h.htm#Dissociated%20Press
3533. jarg422h.htm#distribution
3534. jarg422h.htm#distro
3535. jarg422h.htm#disusered
3536. jarg422h.htm#do%20protocol
3537. jarg422h.htm#doc
3538. jarg422h.htm#documentation
3539. jarg422h.htm#dodgy
3540. jarg422h.htm#dogcow
3541. jarg422h.htm#dogfood
3542. jarg422h.htm#dogpile
3543. jarg422h.htm#dogwash
3544. jarg422h.htm#domainist
3545. jarg422h.htm#Don't%20do%20that%20then!
3546. jarg422h.htm#dongle
3547. jarg422h.htm#dongle-disk
3548. jarg422h.htm#donuts
3549. jarg422h.htm#doorstop
3550. jarg422h.htm#DoS%20attack
3551. jarg422h.htm#dot%20file
3552. jarg422h.htm#double%20bucky
3553. jarg422h.htm#doubled%20sig
3554. jarg422h.htm#down
3555. jarg422h.htm#download
3556. jarg422h.htm#DP
3557. jarg422h.htm#DPB
3558. jarg422h.htm#DPer
3559. jarg422h.htm#Dr.%20Fred%20Mbogo
3560. jarg422h.htm#dragon
3561. jarg422h.htm#Dragon%20Book
3562. jarg422h.htm#drain
3563. jarg422h.htm#dread%20high-bit%20disease
3564. jarg422h.htm#Dread%20Questionmark%20Disease
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3566. jarg422h.htm#driver
3567. jarg422h.htm#droid
3568. jarg422h.htm#drone
3569. jarg422h.htm#drool-proof%20paper
3570. jarg422h.htm#drop%20on%20the%20floor
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3576. jarg422h.htm#dub%20dub%20dub
3577. jarg422h.htm#Duff's%20device
3578. jarg422h.htm#dumb%20terminal
3579. jarg422h.htm#dumbass%20attack
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3585. jarg422h.htm#dusty%20deck
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3588. jarg422h.htm#daemon
3589. jarg422h.htm#C%7cN%3eK
3590. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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3592. jarg422h.htm#Marginal%20Hacks
3593. jarg422h.htm#daemon%20book
3594. jarg422h.htm#D.%20C.%20Power%20Lab
3595. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3596. jarg422h.htm#ITS
3597. jarg422h.htm#LPT
3598. jarg422h.htm#LPT
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3600. jarg422h.htm#CTSS
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3607. jarg422h.htm#Devil%20Book
3608. jarg422h.htm#dancing%20frog
3609. jarg422h.htm#daemon%20book
3610. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3611. jarg422h.htm#flame%20war
3612. jarg422h.htm#spam
3613. jarg422h.htm#OS%2f2
3614. jarg422h.htm#Linux
3615. jarg422h.htm#Dissociated%20Press
3616. jarg422h.htm#dangling%20pointer
3617. jarg422h.htm#dahmum
3618. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3619. jarg422h.htm#dark-side%20hacker
3620. jarg422h.htm#dancing%20frog
3621. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3622. jarg422h.htm#dead%20link
3623. jarg422h.htm#Datamation
3624. jarg422h.htm#dangling%20pointer
3625. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3626. jarg422h.htm#cracker
3627. jarg422h.htm#samurai
3628. jarg422h.htm#DAU
3629. jarg422h.htm#dark-side%20hacker
3630. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3631. jarg422h.htm#suit
3632. jarg422h.htm#COME%20FROM
3633. jarg422h.htm#suit
3634. http://www.datamation.com/
3635. jarg422h.htm#BOFH
3636. jarg422h.htm#Dave%20the%20Resurrector
3637. jarg422h.htm#Datamation
3638. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3639. jarg422h.htm#cretin
3640. jarg422h.htm#fool
3641. jarg422h.htm#loser
3642. jarg422h.htm#weasel
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3644. jarg422h.htm#DAU
3645. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3646. jarg422h.htm#cancelbot
3647. jarg422h.htm#spam
3648. jarg422h.htm#dd
3649. jarg422h.htm#Dave%20the%20Resurrector
3650. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3651. jarg422h.htm#phase
3652. jarg422h.htm#DDT
3653. jarg422h.htm#day%20mode
3654. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3655. jarg422h.htm#JCL
3656. jarg422h.htm#cat
3657. jarg422h.htm#BLT
3658. jarg422h.htm#deprecated
3659. jarg422h.htm#BLT
3660. jarg422h.htm#de-rezz
3661. jarg422h.htm#dd
3662. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3663. jarg422h.htm#ITS
3664. jarg422h.htm#shell
3665. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3666. jarg422h.htm#suit
3667. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3668. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
3669. jarg422h.htm#dead
3670. jarg422h.htm#DDT
3671. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3672. jarg422h.htm#dead%20beef%20attack
3673. jarg422h.htm#de-rezz
3674. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3675. jarg422h.htm#down
3676. jarg422h.htm#crash
3677. jarg422h.htm#dead%20code
3678. jarg422h.htm#dead%20code
3679. jarg422h.htm#dead
3680. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3681. jarg422h.htm#DEADBEEF
3682. jarg422h.htm#dead%20link
3683. jarg422h.htm#dead%20beef%20attack
3684. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3685. jarg422h.htm#software%20rot
3686. jarg422h.htm#can't%20happen
3687. jarg422h.htm#grunge
3688. jarg422h.htm#dead
3689. jarg422h.htm#The%20Story%20of%20Mel
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3691. jarg422h.htm#dead%20code
3692. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3693. jarg422h.htm#dangling%20pointer
3694. jarg422h.htm#link%20rot
3695. jarg422h.htm#deadlock
3696. jarg422h.htm#dead%20link
3697. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3698. jarg422h.htm#heisenbug
3699. jarg422h.htm#Bohr%20bug
3700. jarg422h.htm#fool
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3702. jarg422h.htm#deadly%20embrace
3703. jarg422h.htm#DEADBEEF
3704. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3705. jarg422h.htm#deadly%20embrace
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3707. jarg422h.htm#deadlock
3708. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3709. jarg422h.htm#deadlock
3710. jarg422h.htm#deadlock
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3713. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3714. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Star
3715. jarg422h.htm#death%20code
3716. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3717. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Star
3718. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3719. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Square
3720. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3721. jarg422h.htm#BSD
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3723. jarg422h.htm#Death%20Star
3724. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3725. jarg422h.htm#inc
3726. jarg422h.htm#killer%20micro
3727. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
3728. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
3729. jarg422h.htm#PDP-20
3730. jarg422h.htm#VAX
3731. jarg422h.htm#silicon
3732. jarg422h.htm#killer%20micro
3733. jarg422h.htm#decay
3734. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3735. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3736. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
3737. http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/writings/unixwars.html
3738. jarg422h.htm#deckle
3739. jarg422h.htm#DEC%20Wars
3740. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3741. jarg422h.htm#C
3742. jarg422h.htm#DED
3743. jarg422h.htm#decay
3744. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3745. jarg422h.htm#nybble
3746. jarg422h.htm#nickle
3747. jarg422h.htm#nybble
3748. jarg422h.htm#deep%20hack%20mode
3749. jarg422h.htm#deckle
3750. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3751. jarg422h.htm#SED
3752. jarg422h.htm#LER
3753. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20memory
3754. jarg422h.htm#AFJ
3755. jarg422h.htm#deep%20magic
3756. jarg422h.htm#DED
3757. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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3760. jarg422h.htm#deep%20hack%20mode
3761. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3762. jarg422h.htm#black%20art
3763. jarg422h.htm#wizard
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3770. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3771. jarg422h.htm#off%20the%20trolley
3772. jarg422h.htm#buzz
3773. jarg422h.htm#catatonic
3774. jarg422h.htm#hyperspace
3775. jarg422h.htm#bogosity
3776. jarg422h.htm#page%20out
3777. jarg422h.htm#defined%20as
3778. jarg422h.htm#deep%20space
3779. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3780. jarg422h.htm#dehose
3781. jarg422h.htm#defenestration
3782. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3783. jarg422h.htm#logical
3784. jarg422h.htm#deletia
3785. jarg422h.htm#defined%20as
3786. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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3788. jarg422h.htm#deliminator
3789. jarg422h.htm#dehose
3790. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3791. jarg422h.htm#delint
3792. jarg422h.htm#deletia
3793. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3794. jarg422h.htm#delta
3795. jarg422h.htm#deliminator
3796. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3797. jarg422h.htm#lint
3798. jarg422h.htm#demented
3799. jarg422h.htm#delint
3800. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3801. jarg422h.htm#diff
3802. jarg422h.htm#diff
3803. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
3804. jarg422h.htm#delta
3805. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
3806. jarg422h.htm#delta
3807. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
3808. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
3809. jarg422h.htm#demigod
3810. jarg422h.htm#delta
3811. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3812. jarg422h.htm#wonky
3813. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
3814. jarg422h.htm#bozotic
3815. jarg422h.htm#demo
3816. jarg422h.htm#demented
3817. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3818. jarg422h.htm#Unix
3819. jarg422h.htm#C
3820. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
3821. jarg422h.htm#Perl
3822. jarg422h.htm#Linux
3823. jarg422h.htm#NeWS
3824. jarg422h.htm#GOSMACS
3825. jarg422h.htm#Python
3826. jarg422h.htm#net.god
3827. jarg422h.htm#true-hacker
3828. jarg422h.htm#demo%20mode
3829. jarg422h.htm#demigod
3830. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3831. jarg422h.htm#test
3832. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3833. jarg422h.htm#demoeffect
3834. jarg422h.htm#compo
3835. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3836. jarg422h.htm#intro
3837. jarg422h.htm#dentro
3838. jarg422h.htm#demoeffect
3839. jarg422h.htm#demo
3840. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3841. jarg422h.htm#heads%20down
3842. jarg422h.htm#demo
3843. jarg422h.htm#app
3844. jarg422h.htm#Microsloth%20Windows
3845. jarg422h.htm#demogroup
3846. jarg422h.htm#demo%20mode
3847. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3848. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3849. jarg422h.htm#display%20hack
3850. jarg422h.htm#Good%20Thing
3851. jarg422h.htm#demon
3852. jarg422h.htm#demoeffect
3853. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3854. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3855. jarg422h.htm#demo
3856. jarg422h.htm#sysop
3857. jarg422h.htm#demon%20dialer
3858. jarg422h.htm#demogroup
3859. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3860. jarg422h.htm#daemon
3861. jarg422h.htm#daemon
3862. jarg422h.htm#Unix
3863. jarg422h.htm#demoparty
3864. jarg422h.htm#demon
3865. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3866. jarg422h.htm#BBS
3867. jarg422h.htm#blue%20box
3868. jarg422h.htm#phreaker
3869. jarg422h.htm#war%20dialer
3870. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3871. jarg422h.htm#demon%20dialer
3872. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3873. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3874. jarg422h.htm#copyparty
3875. jarg422h.htm#compo
3876. jarg422h.htm#dentro
3877. jarg422h.htm#demoparty
3878. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3879. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
3880. jarg422h.htm#display%20hack
3881. jarg422h.htm#demo
3882. jarg422h.htm#demogroup
3883. jarg422h.htm#compo
3884. jarg422h.htm#copyparty
3885. jarg422h.htm#demoparty
3886. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
3887. http://www.oldskool.org/demos/explained/
3888. http://www.scene.org/
3889. jarg422h.htm#depeditate
3890. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3891. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3892. jarg422h.htm#demoscene
3893. jarg422h.htm#demo
3894. jarg422h.htm#intro
3895. jarg422h.htm#demo
3896. jarg422h.htm#intro
3897. jarg422h.htm#deprecated
3898. jarg422h.htm#dentro
3899. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3900. jarg422h.htm#derf
3901. jarg422h.htm#depeditate
3902. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3903. jarg422h.htm#dusty%20deck
3904. jarg422h.htm#deserves%20to%20lose
3905. jarg422h.htm#deprecated
3906. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3907. jarg422h.htm#desk%20check
3908. jarg422h.htm#derf
3909. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3910. jarg422h.htm#Wrong%20Thing
3911. jarg422h.htm#marginal
3912. jarg422h.htm#losing
3913. jarg422h.htm#mess-dos
3914. jarg422h.htm#lose
3915. jarg422h.htm#ITS
3916. jarg422h.htm#Unix
3917. jarg422h.htm#screw
3918. jarg422h.htm#chomp
3919. jarg422h.htm#bagbiter
3920. jarg422h.htm#despew
3921. jarg422h.htm#deserves%20to%20lose
3922. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3923. jarg422h.htm#grovel
3924. jarg422h.htm#eyeball%20search
3925. jarg422h.htm#vdiff
3926. jarg422h.htm#vgrep
3927. jarg422h.htm#Devil%20Book
3928. jarg422h.htm#desk%20check
3929. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3930. jarg422h.htm#ARMM
3931. jarg422h.htm#%2fdev%2fnull
3932. jarg422h.htm#despew
3933. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3934. jarg422h.htm#daemon%20book
3935. jarg422h.htm#dickless%20workstation
3936. jarg422h.htm#Devil%20Book
3937. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3938. jarg422h.htm#bit%20bucket
3939. jarg422h.htm#dictionary%20flame
3940. jarg422h.htm#%2fdev%2fnull
3941. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3942. jarg422h.htm#boot
3943. jarg422h.htm#breath-of-life%20packet
3944. jarg422h.htm#diddle
3945. jarg422h.htm#dickless%20workstation
3946. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3947. jarg422h.htm#spelling%20flame
3948. jarg422h.htm#die
3949. jarg422h.htm#dictionary%20flame
3950. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3951. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
3952. jarg422h.htm#tweak
3953. jarg422h.htm#twiddle
3954. jarg422h.htm#tweak
3955. jarg422h.htm#twiddle
3956. jarg422h.htm#frob
3957. jarg422h.htm#die%20horribly
3958. jarg422h.htm#diddle
3959. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3960. jarg422h.htm#crash
3961. jarg422h.htm#crash
3962. jarg422h.htm#go%20flatline
3963. jarg422h.htm#casters-up%20mode
3964. jarg422h.htm#diff
3965. jarg422h.htm#die
3966. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3967. jarg422h.htm#crash%20and%20burn
3968. jarg422h.htm#die
3969. jarg422h.htm#digit
3970. jarg422h.htm#die%20horribly
3971. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3972. jarg422h.htm#vdiff
3973. jarg422h.htm#patch
3974. jarg422h.htm#vdiff
3975. jarg422h.htm#mod
3976. jarg422h.htm#dike
3977. jarg422h.htm#diff
3978. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3979. jarg422h.htm#VAX
3980. jarg422h.htm#VMS
3981. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
3982. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-10
3983. jarg422h.htm#field%20circus
3984. jarg422h.htm#Dilbert
3985. jarg422h.htm#digit
3986. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3987. jarg422h.htm#ding
3988. jarg422h.htm#dike
3989. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3990. jarg422h.htm#management
3991. jarg422h.htm#cube
3992. jarg422h.htm#DEC
3993. jarg422h.htm#pointy-haired
3994. jarg422h.htm#rat%20dance
3995. jarg422h.htm#dink
3996. jarg422h.htm#Dilbert
3997. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
3998. jarg422h.htm#feep
3999. jarg422h.htm#Real%20World
4000. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur
4001. jarg422h.htm#ding
4002. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4003. jarg422h.htm#bitty%20box
4004. jarg422h.htm#macdink
4005. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur%20pen
4006. jarg422h.htm#dink
4007. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4008. jarg422h.htm#big%20iron
4009. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
4010. jarg422h.htm#zipperhead
4011. jarg422h.htm#dinosaurs%20mating
4012. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur
4013. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4014. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
4015. jarg422h.htm#boa
4016. jarg422h.htm#dirtball
4017. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur%20pen
4018. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4019. jarg422h.htm#big%20iron
4020. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
4021. jarg422h.htm#dirty%20power
4022. jarg422h.htm#dinosaurs%20mating
4023. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4024. jarg422h.htm#disclaimer
4025. jarg422h.htm#dirtball
4026. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4027. jarg422h.htm#drop-outs
4028. jarg422h.htm#power%20hit
4029. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
4030. jarg422h.htm#dirty%20power
4031. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4032. jarg422h.htm#disk%20farm
4033. jarg422h.htm#disclaimer
4034. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4035. jarg422h.htm#Eris
4036. jarg422h.htm#Religion
4037. jarg422h.htm#Church%20of%20the%20SubGenius
4038. jarg422h.htm#ha%20ha%20only%20serious
4039. jarg422h.htm#display%20hack
4040. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
4041. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4042. jarg422h.htm#laundromat
4043. jarg422h.htm#washing%20machine
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4045. jarg422h.htm#disk%20farm
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4088. jarg422h.htm#doc
4089. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4110. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4117. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4119. jarg422h.htm#bang%20path
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4140. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4153. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4154. jarg422h.htm#creep
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4158. jarg422h.htm#dot%20file
4159. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4168. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4178. jarg422h.htm#PM
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4201. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4202. jarg422h.htm#bogus
4203. jarg422h.htm#bogon
4204. jarg422h.htm#Bloggs%20Family
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4206. jarg422h.htm#Fred%20Foobar
4207. jarg422h.htm#fred
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4209. jarg422h.htm#Dr.%20Fred%20Mbogo
4210. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4211. jarg422h.htm#daemon
4212. jarg422h.htm#daemon
4213. jarg422h.htm#drain
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4215. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4216. jarg422h.htm#book%20titles
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4218. jarg422h.htm#Dragon%20Book
4219. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4220. jarg422h.htm#flush
4221. jarg422h.htm#Dread%20Questionmark%20Disease
4222. jarg422h.htm#drain
4223. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4224. jarg422h.htm#cretinous
4225. jarg422h.htm#meta%20bit
4226. jarg422h.htm#DRECNET
4227. jarg422h.htm#dread%20high-bit%20disease
4228. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
4229. http://www.fourmilab.ch/webtools/demoroniser/
4230. jarg422h.htm#driver
4231. jarg422h.htm#Dread%20Questionmark%20Disease
4232. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4238. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4240. jarg422h.htm#drone
4241. jarg422h.htm#driver
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4247. jarg422h.htm#droid
4248. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4251. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4253. jarg422h.htm#cretin
4254. jarg422h.htm#drop-ins
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4256. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4260. jarg422h.htm#drop%20on%20the%20floor
4261. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4263. jarg422h.htm#drop-outs
4264. jarg422h.htm#drugged
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4266. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4276. jarg422h.htm#drugged
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4281. jarg422h.htm#drum
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4286. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4289. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4292. jarg422h.htm#fall%20through
4293. http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/duffs-device.html
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4299. jarg422h.htm#dumbed%20down
4300. jarg422h.htm#dumb%20terminal
4301. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20D%20%3d
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4325. jarg422h.htm#dup%20killer
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4349. jarg422h.htm#playte
4350. jarg422h.htm#tayste
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4379. jarg422h.htm#engine
4380. jarg422h.htm#English
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4382. jarg422h.htm#ENQ
4383. jarg422h.htm#EOF
4384. jarg422h.htm#EOL
4385. jarg422h.htm#EOU
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4401. jarg422h.htm#excl
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4410. jarg422h.htm#eyeball%20search
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4419. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
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4424. jarg422h.htm#Easter%20egging
4425. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
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4428. jarg422h.htm#echo
4429. jarg422h.htm#eat%20flaming%20death
4430. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
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4435. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
4436. jarg422h.htm#ECP
4437. jarg422h.htm#EBCDIC
4438. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4439. jarg422h.htm#topic%20group
4440. jarg422h.htm#FidoNet
4441. jarg422h.htm#newsgroup
4442. jarg422h.htm#ed
4443. jarg422h.htm#echo
4444. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4445. jarg422h.htm#spam
4446. jarg422h.htm#velveeta
4447. jarg422h.htm#egosurf
4448. jarg422h.htm#ECP
4449. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4450. jarg422h.htm#Unix
4451. jarg422h.htm#Real%20Programmer
4452. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
4453. jarg422h.htm#footprint
4454. jarg422h.htm#eighty-column%20mind
4455. jarg422h.htm#ed
4456. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4457. jarg422h.htm#El%20Camino%20Bignum
4458. jarg422h.htm#egosurf
4459. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4460. jarg422h.htm#punched%20card
4461. jarg422h.htm#killer%20micro
4462. jarg422h.htm#IBM
4463. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
4464. jarg422h.htm#card%20walloper
4465. http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/last.bug.html
4466. jarg422h.htm#elder%20days
4467. jarg422h.htm#eighty-column%20mind
4468. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4469. jarg422h.htm#logical
4470. jarg422h.htm#bignum
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4472. jarg422h.htm#El%20Camino%20Bignum
4473. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4474. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
4475. jarg422h.htm#TECO
4476. jarg422h.htm#ITS
4477. jarg422h.htm#Iron%20Age
4478. jarg422h.htm#elvish
4479. jarg422h.htm#Great%20Worm
4480. jarg422h.htm#elephantine
4481. jarg422h.htm#elder%20days
4482. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4483. jarg422h.htm#cuspy
4484. jarg422h.htm#elevator%20controller
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4486. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4487. jarg422h.htm#hog
4488. jarg422h.htm#brute%20force%20and%20ignorance
4489. jarg422h.htm#hairy
4490. jarg422h.htm#monstrosity
4491. jarg422h.htm#second-system%20effect
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4493. jarg422h.htm#elite
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4495. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4496. jarg422h.htm#toaster
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4498. jarg422h.htm#ELIZA%20effect
4499. jarg422h.htm#elevator%20controller
4500. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4501. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
4502. jarg422h.htm#lamer
4503. jarg422h.htm#elvish
4504. jarg422h.htm#elite
4505. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4506. jarg422h.htm#Good%20Thing
4507. jarg422h.htm#ad-hockery
4508. jarg422h.htm#AI-complete
4509. ftp://ftp.cc.utexas.edu/pub/AI_ATTIC/Programs/Classic/Eliza/Eliza.c
4510. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
4511. jarg422h.htm#ELIZA%20effect
4512. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4513. jarg422h.htm#elegant
4514. jarg422h.htm#elder%20days
4515. jarg422h.htm#email
4516. jarg422h.htm#elvish
4517. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4518. jarg422h.htm#TECO
4519. jarg422h.htm#ITS
4520. jarg422h.htm#GNU
4521. jarg422h.htm#GNUMACS
4522. jarg422h.htm#tube%20time
4523. jarg422h.htm#GOSMACS
4524. jarg422h.htm#heavyweight
4525. jarg422h.htm#baroque
4526. jarg422h.htm#bucky%20bits
4527. jarg422h.htm#core
4528. jarg422h.htm#recursive%20acronym
4529. jarg422h.htm#vi
4530. jarg422h.htm#emoticon
4531. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
4532. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4533. jarg422h.htm#snail-mail
4534. jarg422h.htm#paper-net
4535. jarg422h.htm#voice-net
4536. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
4537. jarg422h.htm#EMP
4538. jarg422h.htm#email
4539. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4540. jarg422h.htm#newbie
4541. jarg422h.htm#flame%20war
4542. jarg422h.htm#ha%20ha%20only%20serious
4543. jarg422h.htm#bixie
4544. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
4545. jarg422h.htm#emoticon
4546. jarg422h.htm#bboard
4547. jarg422h.htm#newbie
4548. jarg422h.htm#empire
4549. jarg422h.htm#emoticon
4550. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4551. jarg422h.htm#spam
4552. jarg422h.htm#engine
4553. jarg422h.htm#EMP
4554. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4555. http://www.empire.cx/infopages/History.html
4556. http://www.empire.cx/
4557. jarg422h.htm#English
4558. jarg422h.htm#empire
4559. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4560. jarg422h.htm#front%20end
4561. jarg422h.htm#enhancement
4562. jarg422h.htm#engine
4563. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4564. jarg422h.htm#source
4565. jarg422h.htm#marketroid
4566. jarg422h.htm#suit
4567. jarg422h.htm#ENQ
4568. jarg422h.htm#English
4569. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4570. jarg422h.htm#marketroid
4571. jarg422h.htm#fix
4572. jarg422h.htm#feature
4573. jarg422h.htm#EOF
4574. jarg422h.htm#enhancement
4575. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4576. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
4577. jarg422h.htm#ACK
4578. jarg422h.htm#NAK
4579. jarg422h.htm#ping
4580. jarg422h.htm#finger
4581. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
4582. jarg422h.htm#EOL
4583. jarg422h.htm#ENQ
4584. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4585. jarg422h.htm#out-of-band
4586. jarg422h.htm#JCL
4587. jarg422h.htm#EOL
4588. jarg422h.htm#EOU
4589. jarg422h.htm#EOF
4590. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4591. jarg422h.htm#newline
4592. jarg422h.htm#BNF
4593. jarg422h.htm#EOF
4594. jarg422h.htm#epoch
4595. jarg422h.htm#EOL
4596. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4597. jarg422h.htm#tube
4598. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
4599. jarg422h.htm#EOU
4600. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4601. jarg422h.htm#tick
4602. jarg422h.htm#wrap%20around
4603. jarg422h.htm#wall%20time
4604. jarg422h.htm#epsilon%20squared
4605. jarg422h.htm#epoch
4606. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4607. jarg422h.htm#delta
4608. jarg422h.htm#marginal
4609. jarg422h.htm#era%20the
4610. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
4611. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4612. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
4613. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
4614. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20underflow
4615. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20noise
4616. jarg422h.htm#Eric%20Conspiracy
4617. jarg422h.htm#epsilon%20squared
4618. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4619. jarg422h.htm#epoch
4620. jarg422h.htm#epoch
4621. jarg422h.htm#epoch
4622. jarg422h.htm#Eris
4623. jarg422h.htm#era%20the
4624. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4625. jarg422h.htm#indent%20style
4626. http://www.ccil.org/~esr/ecsl/
4627. jarg422h.htm#erotics
4628. jarg422h.htm#Eric%20Conspiracy
4629. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4630. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
4631. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
4632. jarg422h.htm#Church%20of%20the%20SubGenius
4633. jarg422h.htm#error%2033
4634. jarg422h.htm#Eris
4635. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4636. jarg422h.htm#eurodemo
4637. jarg422h.htm#erotics
4638. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4639. jarg422h.htm#evil
4640. jarg422h.htm#error%2033
4641. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4642. jarg422h.htm#demo
4643. jarg422h.htm#evil%20and%20rude
4644. jarg422h.htm#eurodemo
4645. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4646. jarg422h.htm#cretinous
4647. jarg422h.htm#losing
4648. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
4649. jarg422h.htm#Blue%20Glue
4650. jarg422h.htm#TECO
4651. jarg422h.htm#evil%20and%20rude
4652. jarg422h.htm#Evil%20Empire
4653. jarg422h.htm#evil
4654. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4655. jarg422h.htm#evil
4656. jarg422h.htm#rude
4657. jarg422h.htm#exa-
4658. jarg422h.htm#evil%20and%20rude
4659. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4660. jarg422h.htm#IBM
4661. jarg422h.htm#Microsoft
4662. jarg422h.htm#Borg
4663. http://pages.prodigy.net/rkusnery/amsind.html
4664. jarg422h.htm#examining%20the%20entrails
4665. jarg422h.htm#Evil%20Empire
4666. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4667. jarg422h.htm#quantifiers
4668. jarg422h.htm#EXCH
4669. jarg422h.htm#exa-
4670. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4671. jarg422h.htm#grovel
4672. jarg422h.htm#core%20dump
4673. jarg422h.htm#runes
4674. jarg422h.htm#incantation
4675. jarg422h.htm#black%20art
4676. jarg422h.htm#desk%20check
4677. jarg422h.htm#excl
4678. jarg422h.htm#examining%20the%20entrails
4679. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4680. jarg422h.htm#PostScript
4681. jarg422h.htm#EXE
4682. jarg422h.htm#EXCH
4683. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4684. jarg422h.htm#bang
4685. jarg422h.htm#shriek
4686. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
4687. jarg422h.htm#exec
4688. jarg422h.htm#excl
4689. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4690. jarg422h.htm#exercise%20left%20as%20an
4691. jarg422h.htm#EXE
4692. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4693. jarg422h.htm#chain
4694. jarg422h.htm#OS
4695. jarg422h.htm#shell
4696. jarg422h.htm#Exon
4697. jarg422h.htm#exec
4698. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4699. jarg422h.htm#handwave
4700. jarg422h.htm#Exploder
4701. jarg422h.htm#exercise%20left%20as%20an
4702. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4703. jarg422h.htm#Black%20Thursday
4704. jarg422h.htm#CDA
4705. jarg422h.htm#exploit
4706. jarg422h.htm#Exon
4707. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4708. jarg422h.htm#WIMP%20environment
4709. jarg422h.htm#external%20memory
4710. jarg422h.htm#Exploder
4711. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4712. jarg422h.htm#Ping%20O'%20Death
4713. jarg422h.htm#eye%20candy
4714. jarg422h.htm#exploit
4715. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4716. jarg422h.htm#eyeball%20search
4717. jarg422h.htm#external%20memory
4718. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4719. jarg422h.htm#luser
4720. jarg422h.htm#slurp
4721. jarg422h.htm#BLOB
4722. jarg422h.htm#face%20time
4723. jarg422h.htm#eye%20candy
4724. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4725. jarg422h.htm#grep
4726. jarg422h.htm#vgrep
4727. jarg422h.htm#vdiff
4728. jarg422h.htm#desk%20check
4729. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
4730. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20E%20%3d
4731. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
4732. jarg422h.htm#face%20time
4733. jarg422h.htm#factor
4734. jarg422h.htm#fairings
4735. jarg422h.htm#fall%20over
4736. jarg422h.htm#fall%20through
4737. jarg422h.htm#fan
4738. jarg422h.htm#fandango%20on%20core
4739. jarg422h.htm#FAQ
4740. jarg422h.htm#FAQ%20list
4741. jarg422h.htm#FAQL
4742. jarg422h.htm#faradize
4743. jarg422h.htm#farkled
4744. jarg422h.htm#farming
4745. jarg422h.htm#fascist
4746. jarg422h.htm#fat%20electrons
4747. jarg422h.htm#fat-finger
4748. jarg422h.htm#faulty
4749. jarg422h.htm#fd%20leak
4750. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
4751. jarg422h.htm#feature
4752. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creature
4753. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creep
4754. jarg422h.htm#feature%20key
4755. jarg422h.htm#feature%20shock
4756. jarg422h.htm#featurectomy
4757. jarg422h.htm#feep
4758. jarg422h.htm#feeper
4759. jarg422h.htm#feeping%20creature
4760. jarg422h.htm#feeping%20creaturism
4761. jarg422h.htm#feetch%20feetch
4762. jarg422h.htm#fence
4763. jarg422h.htm#fencepost%20error
4764. jarg422h.htm#fiber-seeking%20backhoe
4765. jarg422h.htm#FidoNet
4766. jarg422h.htm#field%20circus
4767. jarg422h.htm#field%20servoid
4768. jarg422h.htm#Fight-o-net
4769. jarg422h.htm#File%20Attach
4770. jarg422h.htm#File%20Request
4771. jarg422h.htm#file%20signature
4772. jarg422h.htm#filk
4773. jarg422h.htm#film%20at%2011
4774. jarg422h.htm#filter
4775. jarg422h.htm#Finagle's%20Law
4776. jarg422h.htm#fine
4777. jarg422h.htm#finger
4778. jarg422h.htm#finger%20trouble
4779. jarg422h.htm#finger-pointing%20syndrome
4780. jarg422h.htm#finn
4781. jarg422h.htm#firebottle
4782. jarg422h.htm#firefighting
4783. jarg422h.htm#firehose%20syndrome
4784. jarg422h.htm#firewall%20code
4785. jarg422h.htm#firewall%20machine
4786. jarg422h.htm#fireworks%20mode
4787. jarg422h.htm#firmware
4788. jarg422h.htm#firmy
4789. jarg422h.htm#fish
4790. jarg422h.htm#FISH%20queue
4791. jarg422h.htm#FITNR
4792. jarg422h.htm#fix
4793. jarg422h.htm#FIXME
4794. jarg422h.htm#flag
4795. jarg422h.htm#flag%20day
4796. jarg422h.htm#flaky
4797. jarg422h.htm#flamage
4798. jarg422h.htm#flame
4799. jarg422h.htm#flame%20bait
4800. jarg422h.htm#flame%20on
4801. jarg422h.htm#flame%20war
4802. jarg422h.htm#flamer
4803. jarg422h.htm#flap
4804. jarg422h.htm#flarp
4805. jarg422h.htm#flash%20crowd
4806. jarg422h.htm#flat
4807. jarg422h.htm#flat-ASCII
4808. jarg422h.htm#flat-file
4809. jarg422h.htm#flatten
4810. jarg422h.htm#flavor
4811. jarg422h.htm#flavorful
4812. jarg422h.htm#flippy
4813. jarg422h.htm#flood
4814. jarg422h.htm#flowchart
4815. jarg422h.htm#flower%20key
4816. jarg422h.htm#flush
4817. jarg422h.htm#flypage
4818. jarg422h.htm#Flyspeck%203
4819. jarg422h.htm#flytrap
4820. jarg422h.htm#FM
4821. jarg422h.htm#fnord
4822. jarg422h.htm#FOAF
4823. jarg422h.htm#FOD
4824. jarg422h.htm#fold%20case
4825. jarg422h.htm#followup
4826. jarg422h.htm#fontology
4827. jarg422h.htm#foo
4828. jarg422h.htm#foobar
4829. jarg422h.htm#fool
4830. jarg422h.htm#fool%20file
4831. jarg422h.htm#Foonly
4832. jarg422h.htm#footprint
4833. jarg422h.htm#for%20free
4834. jarg422h.htm#for%20the%20rest%20of%20us
4835. jarg422h.htm#for%20values%20of
4836. jarg422h.htm#fora
4837. jarg422h.htm#foreground
4838. jarg422h.htm#fork
4839. jarg422h.htm#fork%20bomb
4840. jarg422h.htm#forked
4841. jarg422h.htm#Fortrash
4842. jarg422h.htm#fortune%20cookie
4843. jarg422h.htm#forum
4844. jarg422h.htm#fossil
4845. jarg422h.htm#four-color%20glossies
4846. jarg422h.htm#frag
4847. jarg422h.htm#fragile
4848. jarg422h.htm#fred
4849. jarg422h.htm#Fred%20Foobar
4850. jarg422h.htm#frednet
4851. jarg422h.htm#free%20software
4852. jarg422h.htm#freeware
4853. jarg422h.htm#freeze
4854. jarg422h.htm#fried
4855. jarg422h.htm#frink
4856. jarg422h.htm#friode
4857. jarg422h.htm#fritterware
4858. jarg422h.htm#frob
4859. jarg422h.htm#frobnicate
4860. jarg422h.htm#frobnitz
4861. jarg422h.htm#frog
4862. jarg422h.htm#frogging
4863. jarg422h.htm#front%20end
4864. jarg422h.htm#frotz
4865. jarg422h.htm#frotzed
4866. jarg422h.htm#frowney
4867. jarg422h.htm#FRS
4868. jarg422h.htm#fry
4869. jarg422h.htm#fscking
4870. jarg422h.htm#FSF
4871. jarg422h.htm#FTP
4872. jarg422h.htm#-fu
4873. jarg422h.htm#FUBAR
4874. jarg422h.htm#fuck%20me%20harder
4875. jarg422h.htm#FUD
4876. jarg422h.htm#FUD%20wars
4877. jarg422h.htm#fudge
4878. jarg422h.htm#fudge%20factor
4879. jarg422h.htm#fuel%20up
4880. jarg422h.htm#Full%20Monty
4881. jarg422h.htm#fum
4882. jarg422h.htm#functino
4883. jarg422h.htm#funky
4884. jarg422h.htm#funny%20money
4885. jarg422h.htm#furrfu
4886. jarg422h.htm#fuzzball
4887. jarg422h.htm#factor
4888. jarg422h.htm#eyeball%20search
4889. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4890. jarg422h.htm#fairings
4891. jarg422h.htm#face%20time
4892. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4893. jarg422h.htm#coefficient%20of%20X
4894. jarg422h.htm#fall%20over
4895. jarg422h.htm#factor
4896. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4897. jarg422h.htm#fall%20through
4898. jarg422h.htm#fairings
4899. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4900. jarg422h.htm#crash
4901. jarg422h.htm#lose
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4903. jarg422h.htm#fan
4904. jarg422h.htm#fall%20over
4905. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
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4907. jarg422h.htm#Duff's%20device
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4909. jarg422h.htm#fall%20through
4910. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4911. jarg422h.htm#con
4912. jarg422h.htm#FAQ
4913. jarg422h.htm#fan
4914. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4915. jarg422h.htm#core%20dump
4916. jarg422h.htm#arena
4917. jarg422h.htm#aliasing%20bug
4918. jarg422h.htm#precedence%20lossage
4919. jarg422h.htm#smash%20the%20stack
4920. jarg422h.htm#memory%20leak
4921. jarg422h.htm#memory%20smash
4922. jarg422h.htm#overrun%20screw
4923. jarg422h.htm#core
4924. jarg422h.htm#FAQ%20list
4925. jarg422h.htm#fandango%20on%20core
4926. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4927. jarg422h.htm#FAQL
4928. jarg422h.htm#FAQ
4929. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4930. jarg422h.htm#FAQ
4931. jarg422h.htm#faradize
4932. jarg422h.htm#FAQ%20list
4933. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4934. jarg422h.htm#FAQ%20list
4935. jarg422h.htm#farkled
4936. jarg422h.htm#FAQL
4937. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4938. jarg422h.htm#farming
4939. jarg422h.htm#faradize
4940. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4941. jarg422h.htm#hosed
4942. jarg422h.htm#fascist
4943. jarg422h.htm#farkled
4944. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4945. jarg422h.htm#crash
4946. jarg422h.htm#farming
4947. jarg422h.htm#fat%20electrons
4948. jarg422h.htm#farming
4949. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4950. jarg422h.htm#tourist
4951. jarg422h.htm#bondage-and-discipline%20language
4952. jarg422h.htm#fat-finger
4953. jarg422h.htm#fascist
4954. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4955. jarg422h.htm#bogon
4956. jarg422h.htm#bogon
4957. jarg422h.htm#magic%20smoke
4958. jarg422h.htm#faulty
4959. jarg422h.htm#fat%20electrons
4960. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4961. jarg422h.htm#fd%20leak
4962. jarg422h.htm#fat-finger
4963. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4964. jarg422h.htm#bletcherous
4965. jarg422h.htm#losing
4966. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
4967. jarg422h.htm#faulty
4968. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4969. jarg422h.htm#core%20leak
4970. jarg422h.htm#leak
4971. jarg422h.htm#feature
4972. jarg422h.htm#fd%20leak
4973. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4974. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
4975. jarg422h.htm#COBOL
4976. jarg422h.htm#EBCDIC
4977. jarg422h.htm#IBM
4978. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creature
4979. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
4980. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4981. jarg422h.htm#misfeature
4982. jarg422h.htm#feature
4983. jarg422h.htm#bug
4984. jarg422h.htm#miswart
4985. jarg422h.htm#bells%20whistles%20and%20gongs
4986. jarg422h.htm#feature
4987. jarg422h.htm#feetch%20feetch
4988. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
4989. jarg422h.htm#wart
4990. jarg422h.htm#green%20lightning
4991. jarg422h.htm#bug
4992. jarg422h.htm#computer%20geek
4993. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creep
4994. jarg422h.htm#feature
4995. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
4996. jarg422h.htm#taste
4997. jarg422h.htm#feeping%20creaturism
4998. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
4999. jarg422h.htm#feature%20key
5000. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creature
5001. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
5002. jarg422h.htm#creeping%20featurism
5003. jarg422h.htm#feature%20shock
5004. jarg422h.htm#feature%20creep
5005. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
5006. jarg422h.htm#splat
5007. jarg422h.htm#featurectomy
5008. jarg422h.htm#feature%20key
5009. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
5010. jarg422h.htm#feep
5011. jarg422h.htm#feature%20shock
5012. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
5013. jarg422h.htm#misfeature
5014. jarg422h.htm#feeper
5015. jarg422h.htm#featurectomy
5016. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
5017. jarg422h.htm#beep
5018. jarg422h.htm#beep
5019. jarg422h.htm#ding
5020. jarg422h.htm#feeping%20creature
5021. jarg422h.htm#feep
5022. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20F%20%3d
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6028. mailto:
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6215. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
6216. jarg422h.htm#grep
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6218. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
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6221. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
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6224. jarg422h.htm#grilf
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6226. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
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6230. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20G%20%3d
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6974. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
6975. jarg422h.htm#wibble
6976. jarg422h.htm#hungry%20puppy
6977. jarg422h.htm#humma
6978. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
6979. jarg422h.htm#wedged
6980. jarg422h.htm#locked%20up
6981. jarg422h.htm#wedged
6982. jarg422h.htm#hosed
6983. jarg422h.htm#hang
6984. jarg422h.htm#crash
6985. jarg422h.htm#down
6986. jarg422h.htm#wedged
6987. jarg422h.htm#hungus
6988. jarg422h.htm#hung
6989. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
6990. jarg422h.htm#slopsucker
6991. jarg422h.htm#hyperspace
6992. jarg422h.htm#hungry%20puppy
6993. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
6994. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
6995. jarg422h.htm#hysterical%20reasons
6996. jarg422h.htm#hungus
6997. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
6998. jarg422h.htm#jump%20off%20into%20never-never%20land
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7001. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
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7003. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7004. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20H%20%3d
7005. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
7006. jarg422h.htm#I%20didn't%20change%20anything!
7007. jarg422h.htm#I%20see%20no%20X%20here.
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7009. jarg422h.htm#IBM
7010. jarg422h.htm#IBM%20discount
7011. jarg422h.htm#ICBM%20address
7012. jarg422h.htm#ice
7013. jarg422h.htm#ID10T%20error
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7015. jarg422h.htm#IDP
7016. jarg422h.htm#If%20you%20want%20X%20you%20know%20where%20to%20find%20it.
7017. jarg422h.htm#ifdef%20out
7018. jarg422h.htm#IIRC
7019. jarg422h.htm#ill-behaved
7020. jarg422h.htm#IMHO
7021. jarg422h.htm#Imminent%20Death%20Of%20The%20Net%20Predicted!
7022. jarg422h.htm#in%20the%20extreme
7023. jarg422h.htm#inc
7024. jarg422h.htm#incantation
7025. jarg422h.htm#include
7026. jarg422h.htm#include%20war
7027. jarg422h.htm#indent%20style
7028. jarg422h.htm#index%20of%20X
7029. jarg422h.htm#infant%20mortality
7030. jarg422h.htm#infinite
7031. jarg422h.htm#infinite%20loop
7032. jarg422h.htm#Infinite-Monkey%20Theorem
7033. jarg422h.htm#infinity
7034. jarg422h.htm#inflate
7035. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
7036. jarg422h.htm#initgame
7037. jarg422h.htm#insanely%20great
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7039. jarg422h.htm#INTERCAL
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7042. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20address
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7044. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploder
7045. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploiter
7046. jarg422h.htm#interrupt
7047. jarg422h.htm#interrupt%20list
7048. jarg422h.htm#interrupts%20locked%20out
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7050. jarg422h.htm#IRC
7051. jarg422h.htm#iron
7052. jarg422h.htm#Iron%20Age
7053. jarg422h.htm#iron%20box
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7055. jarg422h.htm#ISO%20standard%20cup%20of%20tea
7056. jarg422h.htm#ISP
7057. jarg422h.htm#ITS
7058. jarg422h.htm#IWBNI
7059. jarg422h.htm#IYFEG
7060. jarg422h.htm#I%20see%20no%20X%20here.
7061. jarg422h.htm#hysterical%20reasons
7062. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7063. jarg422h.htm#canonical
7064. jarg422h.htm#one-line%20fix
7065. jarg422h.htm#hosed
7066. jarg422h.htm#IANAL
7067. jarg422h.htm#I%20didn't%20change%20anything!
7068. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7069. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
7070. jarg422h.htm#IBM
7071. jarg422h.htm#I%20see%20no%20X%20here.
7072. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7073. jarg422h.htm#IBM%20discount
7074. jarg422h.htm#IANAL
7075. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7076. jarg422h.htm#infinite
7077. jarg422h.htm#TLA
7078. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
7079. jarg422h.htm#crufty
7080. jarg422h.htm#elephantine
7081. jarg422h.htm#Linux
7082. jarg422h.htm#ICBM%20address
7083. jarg422h.htm#IBM
7084. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7085. jarg422h.htm#clone
7086. jarg422h.htm#ice
7087. jarg422h.htm#IBM%20discount
7088. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7089. jarg422h.htm#sig%20block
7090. jarg422h.htm#ID10T%20error
7091. jarg422h.htm#ICBM%20address
7092. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7093. jarg422h.htm#idempotent
7094. jarg422h.htm#ice
7095. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7096. jarg422h.htm#PEBKAC
7097. jarg422h.htm#IDP
7098. jarg422h.htm#ID10T%20error
7099. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7100. jarg422h.htm#C
7101. jarg422h.htm#If%20you%20want%20X%20you%20know%20where%20to%20find%20it.
7102. jarg422h.htm#idempotent
7103. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7104. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Death%20Penalty
7105. jarg422h.htm#UDP
7106. jarg422h.htm#ifdef%20out
7107. jarg422h.htm#IDP
7108. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7109. jarg422h.htm#C
7110. jarg422h.htm#baroque
7111. jarg422h.htm#Pascal
7112. jarg422h.htm#X
7113. jarg422h.htm#IIRC
7114. jarg422h.htm#If%20you%20want%20X%20you%20know%20where%20to%20find%20it.
7115. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7116. jarg422h.htm#condition%20out
7117. jarg422h.htm#C
7118. jarg422h.htm#ill-behaved
7119. jarg422h.htm#ifdef%20out
7120. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7121. jarg422h.htm#IMHO
7122. jarg422h.htm#IIRC
7123. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7124. jarg422h.htm#OS
7125. jarg422h.htm#bare%20metal
7126. jarg422h.htm#well-behaved
7127. jarg422h.htm#PC-ism
7128. jarg422h.htm#mess-dos
7129. jarg422h.htm#Imminent%20Death%20Of%20The%20Net%20Predicted!
7130. jarg422h.htm#ill-behaved
7131. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7132. jarg422h.htm#in%20the%20extreme
7133. jarg422h.htm#IMHO
7134. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7135. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
7136. jarg422h.htm#signal-to-noise%20ratio
7137. jarg422h.htm#S%2fN%20ratio
7138. jarg422h.htm#inc
7139. jarg422h.htm#Imminent%20Death%20Of%20The%20Net%20Predicted!
7140. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7141. jarg422h.htm#obscure
7142. jarg422h.htm#highly
7143. jarg422h.htm#incantation
7144. jarg422h.htm#in%20the%20extreme
7145. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7146. jarg422h.htm#DEC
7147. jarg422h.htm#include
7148. jarg422h.htm#inc
7149. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7150. jarg422h.htm#wizard
7151. jarg422h.htm#mutter
7152. jarg422h.htm#include%20war
7153. jarg422h.htm#incantation
7154. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7155. jarg422h.htm#C
7156. jarg422h.htm#sig%20block
7157. jarg422h.htm#disclaimer
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7159. jarg422h.htm#include
7160. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7161. jarg422h.htm#thread
7162. jarg422h.htm#flame
7163. jarg422h.htm#kill%20file
7164. jarg422h.htm#index%20of%20X
7165. jarg422h.htm#include%20war
7166. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7167. jarg422h.htm#K&R
7168. jarg422h.htm#Bad%20Thing
7169. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
7170. jarg422h.htm#infant%20mortality
7171. jarg422h.htm#indent%20style
7172. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7173. jarg422h.htm#coefficient%20of%20X
7174. jarg422h.htm#infinite
7175. jarg422h.htm#index%20of%20X
7176. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7177. jarg422h.htm#bathtub%20curve
7178. jarg422h.htm#burn-in%20period
7179. jarg422h.htm#infinite%20loop
7180. jarg422h.htm#infant%20mortality
7181. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7182. jarg422h.htm#hair
7183. jarg422h.htm#semi
7184. jarg422h.htm#Infinite-Monkey%20Theorem
7185. jarg422h.htm#infinite
7186. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7187. jarg422h.htm#spin
7188. jarg422h.htm#buzz
7189. jarg422h.htm#catatonic
7190. jarg422h.htm#infinity
7191. jarg422h.htm#infinite%20loop
7192. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7193. jarg422h.htm#infinite
7194. jarg422h.htm#random
7195. jarg422h.htm#brute%20force
7196. jarg422h.htm#one-banana%20problem
7197. jarg422h.htm#Linux
7198. jarg422h.htm#bazaar
7199. RFC2795
7200. jarg422h.htm#inflate
7201. jarg422h.htm#Infinite-Monkey%20Theorem
7202. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7203. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
7204. jarg422h.htm#infinity
7205. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7206. jarg422h.htm#puff
7207. jarg422h.htm#initgame
7208. jarg422h.htm#inflate
7209. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7210. jarg422h.htm#Zork
7211. ftp://wuarchive.wustl.edu/doc/misc/if-archive/infocom
7212. jarg422h.htm#insanely%20great
7213. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
7214. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7215. jarg422h.htm#IRC
7216. jarg422h.htm#nick
7217. jarg422h.htm#hing
7218. jarg422h.htm#installfest
7219. jarg422h.htm#initgame
7220. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7221. jarg422h.htm#elegant
7222. jarg422h.htm#hacker
7223. jarg422h.htm#INTERCAL
7224. jarg422h.htm#insanely%20great
7225. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7226. jarg422h.htm#interesting
7227. jarg422h.htm#installfest
7228. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7229. http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/intercal/
7230. jarg422h.htm#Perl
7231. http://dd-sh.assurdo.com/INTERCAL
7232. jarg422h.htm#Befunge
7233. jarg422h.htm#Internet
7234. jarg422h.htm#INTERCAL
7235. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7236. jarg422h.htm#trivial
7237. jarg422h.htm#uninteresting
7238. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20address
7239. jarg422h.htm#interesting
7240. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7241. jarg422h.htm#DEC
7242. jarg422h.htm#PDP-10
7243. jarg422h.htm#PDP-20
7244. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-10
7245. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-20
7246. jarg422h.htm#Unix
7247. jarg422h.htm#TCP%2fIP
7248. jarg422h.htm#killer%20app
7249. jarg422h.htm#the%20network
7250. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20address
7251. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Death%20Penalty
7252. jarg422h.htm#Internet
7253. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7254. jarg422h.htm#sitename
7255. jarg422h.htm#bang%20path
7256. jarg422h.htm#the%20network
7257. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
7258. jarg422h.htm#PD
7259. jarg422h.htm#bang%20path
7260. jarg422h.htm#domainist
7261. jarg422h.htm#bang%20path
7262. jarg422h.htm#kremvax
7263. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploder
7264. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20address
7265. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7266. jarg422h.htm#spam
7267. jarg422h.htm#Usenet%20Death%20Penalty
7268. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploiter
7269. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Death%20Penalty
7270. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7271. jarg422h.htm#HP-SUX
7272. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
7273. jarg422h.htm#buglix
7274. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
7275. jarg422h.htm#Telerat
7276. jarg422h.htm#ScumOS
7277. jarg422h.htm#sun-stools
7278. jarg422h.htm#Slowlaris
7279. jarg422h.htm#interrupt
7280. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploder
7281. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7282. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploder
7283. jarg422h.htm#Exploder
7284. jarg422h.htm#Netscrape
7285. jarg422h.htm#interrupt%20list
7286. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploiter
7287. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7288. jarg422h.htm#trap
7289. jarg422h.htm#priority%20interrupt
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7291. jarg422h.htm#interrupts%20locked%20out
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7293. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7294. mailto:
7295. jarg422h.htm#intro
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7297. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7298. jarg422h.htm#spl
7299. jarg422h.htm#IRC
7300. jarg422h.htm#interrupts%20locked%20out
7301. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
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7303. jarg422h.htm#screen
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7309. jarg422h.htm#demo
7310. jarg422h.htm#iron
7311. jarg422h.htm#intro
7312. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7313. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
7314. jarg422h.htm#MUD
7315. jarg422h.htm#emoticon
7316. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
7317. jarg422h.htm#Iron%20Age
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7319. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7320. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
7321. jarg422h.htm#big%20iron
7322. jarg422h.htm#silicon
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7325. jarg422h.htm#iron
7326. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7327. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
7328. jarg422h.htm#dinosaur
7329. jarg422h.htm#Stone%20Age
7330. jarg422h.htm#elder%20days
7331. jarg422h.htm#ironmonger
7332. jarg422h.htm#Iron%20Age
7333. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7334. jarg422h.htm#cracker
7335. jarg422h.htm#shell
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7337. jarg422h.htm#firewall%20machine
7338. jarg422h.htm#Venus%20flytrap
7339. jarg422h.htm#The%20Cuckoo's%20Egg
7340. jarg422h.htm#Bibliography
7341. jarg422h.htm#padded%20cell
7342. jarg422h.htm#honey%20pot
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7344. jarg422h.htm#iron%20box
7345. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7346. jarg422h.htm#sandbender
7347. jarg422h.htm#polygon%20pusher
7348. jarg422h.htm#ISP
7349. jarg422h.htm#ironmonger
7350. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7351. jarg422h.htm#ITS
7352. jarg422h.htm#ISO%20standard%20cup%20of%20tea
7353. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7354. jarg422h.htm#NSP
7355. jarg422h.htm#IWBNI
7356. jarg422h.htm#ISP
7357. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7358. jarg422h.htm#high%20moby
7359. jarg422h.htm#troglodyte
7360. jarg422h.htm#Unix
7361. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
7362. jarg422h.htm#Weenix
7363. jarg422h.htm#IYFEG
7364. jarg422h.htm#ITS
7365. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7366. jarg422h.htm#WIBNI
7367. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random
7368. jarg422h.htm#IWBNI
7369. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7370. jarg422h.htm#JEDR
7371. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20K%20%3d
7372. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20I%20%3d
7373. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
7374. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random
7375. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random%20Hacker
7376. jarg422h.htm#jack%20in
7377. jarg422h.htm#jaggies
7378. jarg422h.htm#Java
7379. jarg422h.htm#JCL
7380. jarg422h.htm#JEDR
7381. jarg422h.htm#Jeff%20K.
7382. jarg422h.htm#jello
7383. jarg422h.htm#jiffy
7384. jarg422h.htm#job%20security
7385. jarg422h.htm#jock
7386. jarg422h.htm#joe%20code
7387. jarg422h.htm#jolix
7388. jarg422h.htm#juggling%20eggs
7389. jarg422h.htm#jump%20off%20into%20never-never%20land
7390. jarg422h.htm#jupiter
7391. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random%20Hacker
7392. jarg422h.htm#IYFEG
7393. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7394. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random%20Hacker
7395. jarg422h.htm#gun
7396. jarg422h.htm#random
7397. jarg422h.htm#jack%20in
7398. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random
7399. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7400. jarg422h.htm#random
7401. jarg422h.htm#Suzie%20COBOL
7402. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
7403. jarg422h.htm#Fred%20Foobar
7404. jarg422h.htm#jaggies
7405. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random%20Hacker
7406. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7407. jarg422h.htm#BBS
7408. jarg422h.htm#virtual%20reality
7409. jarg422h.htm#MUD
7410. jarg422h.htm#IRC
7411. jarg422h.htm#cyberpunk
7412. jarg422h.htm#Java
7413. jarg422h.htm#jack%20in
7414. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7415. jarg422h.htm#JCL
7416. jarg422h.htm#jaggies
7417. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7418. jarg422h.htm#C++
7419. jarg422h.htm#Microsoft
7420. jarg422h.htm#win
7421. jarg422h.htm#Pascal
7422. jarg422h.htm#JEDR
7423. jarg422h.htm#Java
7424. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7425. jarg422h.htm#rude
7426. jarg422h.htm#fascist
7427. jarg422h.htm#barf
7428. jarg422h.htm#rude
7429. jarg422h.htm#COBOL
7430. jarg422h.htm#IBM
7431. jarg422h.htm#fear%20and%20loathing
7432. http://www.ccil.org/retro
7433. jarg422h.htm#Jeff%20K.
7434. jarg422h.htm#JCL
7435. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7436. jarg422h.htm#IYFEG
7437. jarg422h.htm#IYFEG
7438. jarg422h.htm#retcon
7439. jarg422h.htm#jello
7440. jarg422h.htm#JEDR
7441. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7442. jarg422h.htm#B1FF
7443. jarg422h.htm#script%20kiddies
7444. http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk
7445. jarg422h.htm#studlycaps
7446. jarg422h.htm#warez%20d00dz
7447. jarg422h.htm#luser
7448. jarg422h.htm#fora
7449. jarg422h.htm#jiffy
7450. jarg422h.htm#Jeff%20K.
7451. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20J%20%3d
7452. jarg422h.htm#spam
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8029. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
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8101. jarg422h.htm#virtual
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8117. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
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8122. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8123. jarg422h.htm#losing
8124. jarg422h.htm#lose%20lose
8125. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8126. jarg422h.htm#luser
8127. jarg422h.htm#loss
8128. jarg422h.htm#loser
8129. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8130. jarg422h.htm#lose
8131. jarg422h.htm#lossage
8132. jarg422h.htm#lossage
8133. jarg422h.htm#losing
8134. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8135. jarg422h.htm#lossage
8136. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20noise
8137. jarg422h.htm#loss
8138. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8139. jarg422h.htm#lose
8140. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20underflow
8141. jarg422h.htm#lossage
8142. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8143. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20underflow
8144. jarg422h.htm#lots%20of%20MIPS%20but%20no%20I%2fO
8145. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20noise
8146. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8147. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
8148. jarg422h.htm#epsilon%20squared
8149. jarg422h.htm#overflow%20bit
8150. jarg422h.htm#low-bandwidth
8151. jarg422h.htm#lost%20in%20the%20underflow
8152. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8153. jarg422h.htm#LPT
8154. jarg422h.htm#lots%20of%20MIPS%20but%20no%20I%2fO
8155. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8156. jarg422h.htm#content-free
8157. jarg422h.htm#suit
8158. jarg422h.htm#zero-content
8159. jarg422h.htm#bandwidth
8160. jarg422h.htm#math-out
8161. jarg422h.htm#Lubarsky's%20Law%20of%20Cybernetic%20Entomology
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8163. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8164. jarg422h.htm#DEC
8165. jarg422h.htm#backronym
8166. jarg422h.htm#Lumber%20Cartel
8167. jarg422h.htm#LPT
8168. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8169. jarg422h.htm#lunatic%20fringe
8170. jarg422h.htm#Lubarsky's%20Law%20of%20Cybernetic%20Entomology
8171. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8172. jarg422h.htm#spam
8173. http://come.to/the.lumber.cartel
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8176. jarg422h.htm#NANA
8177. jarg422h.htm#lurker
8178. jarg422h.htm#Lumber%20Cartel
8179. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
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8183. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8184. jarg422h.htm#flamage
8185. jarg422h.htm#M
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8187. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8188. jarg422h.htm#user
8189. jarg422h.htm#loser
8190. jarg422h.htm#luser
8191. jarg422h.htm#loser
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8194. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
8195. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20L%20%3d
8196. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
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8198. jarg422h.htm#M$
8199. jarg422h.htm#macdink
8200. jarg422h.htm#machinable
8201. jarg422h.htm#machoflops
8202. jarg422h.htm#Macintoy
8203. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
8204. jarg422h.htm#macro
8205. jarg422h.htm#macro-
8206. jarg422h.htm#macrology
8207. jarg422h.htm#macrotape
8208. jarg422h.htm#maggotbox
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8215. jarg422h.htm#mailing%20list
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8217. jarg422h.htm#mainframe
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8220. jarg422h.htm#manged
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8223. jarg422h.htm#mangler
8224. jarg422h.htm#manularity
8225. jarg422h.htm#marbles
8226. jarg422h.htm#marginal
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8229. jarg422h.htm#marketroid
8230. jarg422h.htm#Mars
8231. jarg422h.htm#martian
8232. jarg422h.htm#massage
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8234. jarg422h.htm#Matrix
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8237. jarg422h.htm#meatware
8238. jarg422h.htm#meeces
8239. jarg422h.htm#meg
8240. jarg422h.htm#mega-
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8251. jarg422h.htm#mess-dos
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8255. jarg422h.htm#MFTL
8256. jarg422h.htm#mickey
8257. jarg422h.htm#mickey%20mouse%20program
8258. jarg422h.htm#micro-
8259. jarg422h.htm#MicroDroid
8260. jarg422h.htm#microfloppies
8261. jarg422h.htm#microfortnight
8262. jarg422h.htm#microLenat
8263. jarg422h.htm#microReid
8264. jarg422h.htm#microserf
8265. jarg422h.htm#Microsloth%20Windows
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8269. jarg422h.htm#middle-out%20implementation
8270. jarg422h.htm#milliLampson
8271. jarg422h.htm#minifloppies
8272. jarg422h.htm#MIPS
8273. jarg422h.htm#misbug
8274. jarg422h.htm#misfeature
8275. jarg422h.htm#Missed'em-five
8276. jarg422h.htm#missile%20address
8277. jarg422h.htm#miswart
8278. jarg422h.htm#MMF
8279. jarg422h.htm#mobo
8280. jarg422h.htm#moby
8281. jarg422h.htm#mockingbird
8282. jarg422h.htm#mod
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8287. jarg422h.htm#Mongolian%20Hordes%20technique
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8289. jarg422h.htm#monkey%20scratch
8290. jarg422h.htm#monstrosity
8291. jarg422h.htm#monty
8292. jarg422h.htm#Moof
8293. jarg422h.htm#Moore's%20Law
8294. jarg422h.htm#moose%20call
8295. jarg422h.htm#moria
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8297. jarg422h.htm#MOTOS
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8303. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20elbow
8304. jarg422h.htm#mouso
8305. jarg422h.htm#MS-DOS
8306. jarg422h.htm#mu
8307. jarg422h.htm#MUD
8308. jarg422h.htm#muddie
8309. jarg422h.htm#mudhead
8310. jarg422h.htm#muggle
8311. jarg422h.htm#multician
8312. jarg422h.htm#Multics
8313. jarg422h.htm#multitask
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8320. jarg422h.htm#mundane
8321. jarg422h.htm#mung
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8323. jarg422h.htm#Murphy's%20Law
8324. jarg422h.htm#music
8325. jarg422h.htm#mutter
8326. jarg422h.htm#M$
8327. jarg422h.htm#luser
8328. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8329. jarg422h.htm#quantifiers
8330. jarg422h.htm#macdink
8331. jarg422h.htm#M
8332. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8333. jarg422h.htm#machinable
8334. jarg422h.htm#M$
8335. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8336. jarg422h.htm#fritterware
8337. jarg422h.htm#window%20shopping
8338. jarg422h.htm#machoflops
8339. jarg422h.htm#macdink
8340. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8341. jarg422h.htm#softcopy
8342. jarg422h.htm#Macintoy
8343. jarg422h.htm#machinable
8344. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8345. jarg422h.htm#Your%20mileage%20may%20vary
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8347. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
8348. jarg422h.htm#machoflops
8349. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8350. jarg422h.htm#toy
8351. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
8352. jarg422h.htm#macro
8353. jarg422h.htm#Macintoy
8354. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8355. jarg422h.htm#maggotbox
8356. jarg422h.htm#Macintoy
8357. jarg422h.htm#beige%20toaster
8358. jarg422h.htm#WIMP%20environment
8359. jarg422h.htm#point-and-drool%20interface
8360. jarg422h.htm#drool-proof%20paper
8361. jarg422h.htm#user-friendly
8362. jarg422h.htm#macro-
8363. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
8364. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8365. jarg422h.htm#arg
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8367. jarg422h.htm#languages%20of%20choice
8368. jarg422h.htm#macrology
8369. jarg422h.htm#macro
8370. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8371. jarg422h.htm#micro-
8372. jarg422h.htm#mega-
8373. jarg422h.htm#macrotape
8374. jarg422h.htm#macro-
8375. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8376. jarg422h.htm#LISP
8377. jarg422h.htm#TECO
8378. jarg422h.htm#theology
8379. jarg422h.htm#boxology
8380. jarg422h.htm#maggotbox
8381. jarg422h.htm#macrology
8382. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8383. jarg422h.htm#round%20tape
8384. jarg422h.htm#magic
8385. jarg422h.htm#macrotape
8386. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8387. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
8388. jarg422h.htm#magic%20cookie
8389. jarg422h.htm#maggotbox
8390. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8391. jarg422h.htm#automagically
8392. jarg422h.htm#black%20magic
8393. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
8394. jarg422h.htm#black%20magic
8395. jarg422h.htm#wizardly
8396. jarg422h.htm#deep%20magic
8397. jarg422h.htm#heavy%20wizardry
8398. jarg422h.htm#magic%20number
8399. jarg422h.htm#magic
8400. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8401. jarg422h.htm#cookie
8402. jarg422h.htm#glitch
8403. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20droppings
8404. jarg422h.htm#cookie
8405. jarg422h.htm#magic%20smoke
8406. jarg422h.htm#magic%20cookie
8407. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8408. jarg422h.htm#hardcoded
8409. jarg422h.htm#wizard
8410. jarg422h.htm#mail%20storm
8411. jarg422h.htm#magic%20number
8412. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8413. jarg422h.htm#smoke%20test
8414. jarg422h.htm#let%20the%20smoke%20out
8415. jarg422h.htm#Murphy's%20Law
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8908. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8909. jarg422h.htm#MOTOS
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8918. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8919. jarg422h.htm#FTP
8920. jarg422h.htm#TELNET
8921. jarg422h.htm#snarf
8922. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20droppings
8923. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20around
8924. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8925. jarg422h.htm#rat%20belt
8926. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20elbow
8927. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20belt
8928. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8929. jarg422h.htm#mouso
8930. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20droppings
8931. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8932. jarg422h.htm#WIMP%20environment
8933. jarg422h.htm#MS-DOS
8934. jarg422h.htm#mouse%20elbow
8935. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8936. jarg422h.htm#thinko
8937. jarg422h.htm#braino
8938. jarg422h.htm#mu
8939. jarg422h.htm#mouso
8940. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8941. jarg422h.htm#clone
8942. jarg422h.htm#CP%2fM
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8944. jarg422h.htm#mess-dos
8945. jarg422h.htm#ill-behaved
8946. jarg422h.htm#MUD
8947. jarg422h.htm#MS-DOS
8948. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8949. jarg422h.htm#koan
8950. jarg422h.htm#has%20the%20X%20nature
8951. jarg422h.htm#Some%20AI%20Koans
8952. jarg422h.htm#Bibliography
8953. jarg422h.htm#muddie
8954. jarg422h.htm#mu
8955. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8956. jarg422h.htm#virtual%20reality
8957. jarg422h.htm#MUD
8958. jarg422h.htm#bonk%2foif
8959. jarg422h.htm#FOD
8960. jarg422h.htm#link-dead
8961. jarg422h.htm#mudhead
8962. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
8963. jarg422h.htm#mudhead
8964. jarg422h.htm#MUD
8965. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8966. jarg422h.htm#mudhead
8967. jarg422h.htm#muggle
8968. jarg422h.htm#muddie
8969. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8970. jarg422h.htm#MUD
8971. jarg422h.htm#wannabee
8972. jarg422h.htm#multician
8973. jarg422h.htm#mudhead
8974. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8975. jarg422h.htm#wizard
8976. jarg422h.htm#luser
8977. jarg422h.htm#luser
8978. jarg422h.htm#mundane
8979. jarg422h.htm#Multics
8980. jarg422h.htm#muggle
8981. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8982. jarg422h.htm#Multics
8983. jarg422h.htm#multitask
8984. jarg422h.htm#multician
8985. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8986. jarg422h.htm#operating%20system
8987. jarg422h.htm#CTSS
8988. jarg422h.htm#Orange%20Book
8989. jarg422h.htm#second-system%20effect
8990. jarg422h.htm#Unix
8991. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
8992. jarg422h.htm#GCOS
8993. http://www.stratus.com/pub/vos/multics/tvv/multics.html
8994. jarg422h.htm#mumblage
8995. jarg422h.htm#Multics
8996. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
8997. jarg422h.htm#thrash
8998. jarg422h.htm#mumble
8999. jarg422h.htm#multitask
9000. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9001. jarg422h.htm#mumble
9002. jarg422h.htm#munch
9003. jarg422h.htm#mumblage
9004. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9005. jarg422h.htm#VAX
9006. jarg422h.htm#frotz
9007. jarg422h.htm#metasyntactic%20variable
9008. jarg422h.htm#foo
9009. jarg422h.htm#glark
9010. jarg422h.htm#blurgle
9011. jarg422h.htm#munching
9012. jarg422h.htm#mumble
9013. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9014. jarg422h.htm#mung
9015. jarg422h.htm#crunch
9016. jarg422h.htm#grovel
9017. jarg422h.htm#munching%20squares
9018. jarg422h.htm#munch
9019. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9020. jarg422h.htm#cracker
9021. jarg422h.htm#hacked%20off
9022. jarg422h.htm#munchkin
9023. jarg422h.htm#munching
9024. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9025. jarg422h.htm#display%20hack
9026. jarg422h.htm#HAKMEM
9027. jarg422h.htm#foo
9028. jarg422h.htm#metasyntactic%20variable
9029. jarg422h.htm#mundane
9030. jarg422h.htm#munching%20squares
9031. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9032. jarg422h.htm#larval%20stage
9033. jarg422h.htm#urchin
9034. jarg422h.htm#wannabee
9035. jarg422h.htm#bitty%20box
9036. jarg422h.htm#mung
9037. jarg422h.htm#munchkin
9038. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9039. jarg422h.htm#Real%20World
9040. jarg422h.htm#muggle
9041. jarg422h.htm#munge
9042. jarg422h.htm#mundane
9043. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9044. jarg422h.htm#recursive%20acronym
9045. jarg422h.htm#munge
9046. jarg422h.htm#BLT
9047. jarg422h.htm#Finagle's%20Law
9048. jarg422h.htm#scribble
9049. jarg422h.htm#mangle
9050. jarg422h.htm#trash
9051. jarg422h.htm#nuke
9052. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9053. jarg422h.htm#kluge
9054. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
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9057. jarg422h.htm#mung
9058. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9059. jarg422h.htm#mumble
9060. jarg422h.htm#spamblock
9061. jarg422h.htm#mung
9062. jarg422h.htm#kluge
9063. jarg422h.htm#kludge
9064. jarg422h.htm#music
9065. jarg422h.htm#munge
9066. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9067. jarg422h.htm#luser
9068. jarg422h.htm#magic%20smoke
9069. jarg422h.htm#Finagle's%20Law
9070. jarg422h.htm#mutter
9071. jarg422h.htm#Murphy's%20Law
9072. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9073. jarg422h.htm#science-fiction%20fandom
9074. jarg422h.htm#oriental%20food
9075. jarg422h.htm#filk
9076. jarg422h.htm#mundane
9077. jarg422h.htm#N
9078. jarg422h.htm#music
9079. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9080. jarg422h.htm#incantation
9081. jarg422h.htm#wizard
9082. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20O%20%3d
9083. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20M%20%3d
9084. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
9085. jarg422h.htm#N
9086. jarg422h.htm#nadger
9087. jarg422h.htm#nagware
9088. jarg422h.htm#nailed%20to%20the%20wall
9089. jarg422h.htm#nailing%20jelly
9090. jarg422h.htm#naive
9091. jarg422h.htm#naive%20user
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9093. jarg422h.htm#NANA
9094. jarg422h.htm#nano
9095. jarg422h.htm#nano-
9096. jarg422h.htm#nanoacre
9097. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9098. jarg422h.htm#nanocomputer
9099. jarg422h.htm#nanofortnight
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9101. jarg422h.htm#nasal%20demons
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9103. jarg422h.htm#Nathan%20Hale
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9105. jarg422h.htm#neat%20hack
9106. jarg422h.htm#neats%20vs.%20scruffies
9107. jarg422h.htm#neep-neep
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9109. jarg422h.htm#nerd
9110. jarg422h.htm#nerd%20knob
9111. jarg422h.htm#net.-
9112. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9113. jarg422h.htm#net.personality
9114. jarg422h.htm#net.police
9115. jarg422h.htm#NetBOLLIX
9116. jarg422h.htm#netburp
9117. jarg422h.htm#netdead
9118. jarg422h.htm#nethack
9119. jarg422h.htm#netiquette
9120. jarg422h.htm#netlag
9121. jarg422h.htm#netnews
9122. jarg422h.htm#netrock
9123. jarg422h.htm#Netscrape
9124. jarg422h.htm#netsplit
9125. jarg422h.htm#netter
9126. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
9127. jarg422h.htm#network%20meltdown
9128. jarg422h.htm#New%20Jersey
9129. jarg422h.htm#New%20Testament
9130. jarg422h.htm#newbie
9131. jarg422h.htm#newgroup%20wars
9132. jarg422h.htm#newline
9133. jarg422h.htm#NeWS
9134. jarg422h.htm#newsfroup
9135. jarg422h.htm#newsgroup
9136. jarg422h.htm#nick
9137. jarg422h.htm#nickle
9138. jarg422h.htm#night%20mode
9139. jarg422h.htm#Nightmare%20File%20System
9140. jarg422h.htm#NIL
9141. jarg422h.htm#Ninety-Ninety%20Rule
9142. jarg422h.htm#nipple%20mouse
9143. jarg422h.htm#NMI
9144. jarg422h.htm#no-op
9145. jarg422h.htm#noddy
9146. jarg422h.htm#node
9147. jarg422h.htm#Nominal%20Semidestructor
9148. jarg422h.htm#non-optimal%20solution
9149. jarg422h.htm#nonlinear
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9153. jarg422h.htm#NP-
9154. jarg422h.htm#nroff
9155. jarg422h.htm#NSA%20line%20eater
9156. jarg422h.htm#NSP
9157. jarg422h.htm#nude
9158. jarg422h.htm#nugry
9159. jarg422h.htm#nuke
9160. jarg422h.htm#number-crunching
9161. jarg422h.htm#numbers
9162. jarg422h.htm#NUXI%20problem
9163. jarg422h.htm#nybble
9164. jarg422h.htm#nyetwork
9165. jarg422h.htm#nadger
9166. jarg422h.htm#mutter
9167. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9168. jarg422h.htm#Lubarsky's%20Law%20of%20Cybernetic%20Entomology
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9170. jarg422h.htm#tenured%20graduate%20student
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9172. jarg422h.htm#two-to-the-N
9173. jarg422h.htm#nagware
9174. jarg422h.htm#N
9175. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9176. jarg422h.htm#adger
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9179. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
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9181. jarg422h.htm#annoyware
9182. jarg422h.htm#crippleware
9183. jarg422h.htm#nailing%20jelly
9184. jarg422h.htm#nagware
9185. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9186. jarg422h.htm#naive
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9188. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9189. jarg422h.htm#like%20nailing%20jelly%20to%20a%20tree
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9191. jarg422h.htm#nailing%20jelly
9192. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9193. jarg422h.htm#bubble%20sort
9194. jarg422h.htm#NAK
9195. jarg422h.htm#naive
9196. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9197. jarg422h.htm#luser
9198. jarg422h.htm#NANA
9199. jarg422h.htm#naive%20user
9200. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9201. jarg422h.htm#ACK
9202. jarg422h.htm#ACK
9203. jarg422h.htm#nano
9204. jarg422h.htm#NAK
9205. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9206. jarg422h.htm#spam
9207. jarg422h.htm#backbone%20cabal
9208. jarg422h.htm#nano-
9209. jarg422h.htm#NANA
9210. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9211. jarg422h.htm#jiffy
9212. jarg422h.htm#nanoacre
9213. jarg422h.htm#nano
9214. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9215. jarg422h.htm#micro-
9216. jarg422h.htm#micro-
9217. jarg422h.htm#nanotechnology
9218. jarg422h.htm#quantifiers
9219. jarg422h.htm#pico-
9220. jarg422h.htm#nanoacre
9221. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9222. jarg422h.htm#nanocomputer
9223. jarg422h.htm#nanofortnight
9224. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9225. jarg422h.htm#nano-
9226. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9227. jarg422h.htm#nanocomputer
9228. jarg422h.htm#nanoacre
9229. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9230. jarg422h.htm#nanotechnology
9231. jarg422h.htm#nanofortnight
9232. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9233. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9234. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9235. jarg422h.htm#nanotechnology
9236. jarg422h.htm#nanocomputer
9237. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9238. jarg422h.htm#microfortnight
9239. jarg422h.htm#attoparsec
9240. jarg422h.htm#micro-
9241. jarg422h.htm#nasal%20demons
9242. jarg422h.htm#nanofortnight
9243. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9244. http://www.foresight.org/EOC/index.html.
9245. jarg422h.htm#blue%20goo
9246. jarg422h.htm#gray%20goo
9247. jarg422h.htm#nanobot
9248. jarg422h.htm#nastygram
9249. jarg422h.htm#nanotechnology
9250. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9251. jarg422h.htm#Nathan%20Hale
9252. jarg422h.htm#nasal%20demons
9253. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9254. jarg422h.htm#letterbomb
9255. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9256. jarg422h.htm#netiquette
9257. jarg422h.htm#shitogram
9258. jarg422h.htm#mailbomb
9259. jarg422h.htm#daemon
9260. jarg422h.htm#bounce%20message
9261. jarg422h.htm#nature
9262. jarg422h.htm#nastygram
9263. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9264. jarg422h.htm#splat
9265. jarg422h.htm#ASCII
9266. jarg422h.htm#neat%20hack
9267. jarg422h.htm#Nathan%20Hale
9268. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9269. jarg422h.htm#has%20the%20X%20nature
9270. jarg422h.htm#neats%20vs.%20scruffies
9271. jarg422h.htm#nature
9272. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9273. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
9274. jarg422h.htm#hack
9275. jarg422h.htm#neep-neep
9276. jarg422h.htm#neat%20hack
9277. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9278. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
9279. jarg422h.htm#neophilia
9280. jarg422h.htm#neats%20vs.%20scruffies
9281. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9282. jarg422h.htm#hacker
9283. jarg422h.htm#nerd
9284. jarg422h.htm#neep-neep
9285. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9286. jarg422h.htm#music
9287. jarg422h.htm#oriental%20food
9288. jarg422h.htm#nerd%20knob
9289. jarg422h.htm#neophilia
9290. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9291. jarg422h.htm#computer%20geek
9292. jarg422h.htm#net.-
9293. jarg422h.htm#nerd
9294. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9295. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9296. jarg422h.htm#nerd%20knob
9297. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9298. jarg422h.htm#Great%20Renaming
9299. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9300. jarg422h.htm#lurker
9301. jarg422h.htm#boink
9302. jarg422h.htm#net.police
9303. jarg422h.htm#net.personality
9304. jarg422h.htm#net.-
9305. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9306. jarg422h.htm#demigod
9307. jarg422h.htm#net.police
9308. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9309. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9310. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9311. jarg422h.htm#net.god
9312. jarg422h.htm#NetBOLLIX
9313. jarg422h.htm#net.personality
9314. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9315. jarg422h.htm#flame
9316. jarg422h.htm#netiquette
9317. jarg422h.htm#net.-
9318. jarg422h.htm#code%20police
9319. jarg422h.htm#netburp
9320. jarg422h.htm#net.police
9321. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9322. jarg422h.htm#IBM
9323. jarg422h.htm#brain-damaged
9324. jarg422h.htm#Blue%20Glue
9325. jarg422h.htm#netdead
9326. jarg422h.htm#NetBOLLIX
9327. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9328. jarg422h.htm#netlag
9329. jarg422h.htm#IRC
9330. jarg422h.htm#netsplit
9331. jarg422h.htm#nethack
9332. jarg422h.htm#netburp
9333. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9334. jarg422h.htm#IRC
9335. jarg422h.htm#netburp
9336. jarg422h.htm#link-dead
9337. jarg422h.htm#netiquette
9338. jarg422h.htm#netdead
9339. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9340. jarg422h.htm#rogue
9341. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9342. http://www.nethack.org/
9343. jarg422h.htm#moria
9344. jarg422h.htm#rogue
9345. jarg422h.htm#Angband
9346. jarg422h.htm#netlag
9347. jarg422h.htm#nethack
9348. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9349. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9350. jarg422h.htm#netnews
9351. jarg422h.htm#netiquette
9352. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9353. jarg422h.htm#IRC
9354. jarg422h.htm#MUD
9355. jarg422h.htm#netrock
9356. jarg422h.htm#netlag
9357. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9358. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9359. jarg422h.htm#Netscrape
9360. jarg422h.htm#netnews
9361. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9362. jarg422h.htm#flame
9363. jarg422h.htm#netsplit
9364. jarg422h.htm#netrock
9365. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9366. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20Exploiter
9367. jarg422h.htm#netter
9368. jarg422h.htm#Netscrape
9369. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9370. jarg422h.htm#netburp
9371. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
9372. jarg422h.htm#netsplit
9373. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9374. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
9375. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
9376. jarg422h.htm#network%20meltdown
9377. jarg422h.htm#netter
9378. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9379. jarg422h.htm#the%20network
9380. jarg422h.htm#bang%20path
9381. jarg422h.htm#Internet%20address
9382. jarg422h.htm#New%20Jersey
9383. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
9384. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9385. jarg422h.htm#thrash
9386. jarg422h.htm#Chernobyl%20packet
9387. jarg422h.htm#broadcast%20storm
9388. jarg422h.htm#kamikaze%20packet
9389. jarg422h.htm#New%20Testament
9390. jarg422h.htm#network%20meltdown
9391. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20N%20%3d
9392. jarg422h.htm#Berkeley%20Quality%20Software
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10520. jarg422h.htm#post
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10770. http://www.python.org/
10771. jarg422h.htm#Guido
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10816. ftp://ftp.informatik.uni-erlangen.de/pub/doc/ISO/information-units
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10845. http://www.nyx.org/~gthompso/quine.htm
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10847. jarg422h.htm#quine
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12786. jarg422h.htm#Hanlon's%20Razor
12787. jarg422h.htm#Ninety-Ninety%20Rule
12788. jarg422h.htm#sufficiently%20small
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12790. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12818. jarg422h.htm#BSD
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12821. jarg422h.htm#Sun
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12823. jarg422h.htm#sunspots
12824. jarg422h.htm#sun%20lounge
12825. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
12826. jarg422h.htm#X
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12832. jarg422h.htm#cosmic%20rays
12833. jarg422h.htm#phase%20of%20the%20moon
12834. jarg422h.htm#superloser
12835. jarg422h.htm#sunspots
12836. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
12837. jarg422h.htm#Godzillagram
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12848. jarg422h.htm#wizard
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12851. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12864. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12866. jarg422h.htm#J.%20Random%20Hacker
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12869. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
12870. jarg422h.htm#dd
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12890. jarg422h.htm#swizzle
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12895. jarg422h.htm#sync
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12900. jarg422h.htm#swizzle
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12904. jarg422h.htm#sync
12905. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12910. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12940. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
12941. jarg422h.htm#root
12942. jarg422h.htm#admin
12943. jarg422h.htm#T
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12945. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
12946. jarg422h.htm#Missed'em-five
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12948. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20S%20%3d
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12950. jarg422h.htm#T
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12960. jarg422h.htm#tardegy
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12964. jarg422h.htm#TCP%2fIP
12965. jarg422h.htm#TechRef
12966. jarg422h.htm#TECO
12967. jarg422h.htm#tee
12968. jarg422h.htm#teergrube
12969. jarg422h.htm#teledildonics
12970. jarg422h.htm#Telerat
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12985. jarg422h.htm#text
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12989. jarg422h.htm#the%20network
12990. jarg422h.htm#the%20X%20that%20can%20be%20Y%20is%20not%20the%20true%20X
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12993. jarg422h.htm#thinko
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13000. jarg422h.htm#thud
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13026. jarg422h.htm#toast
13027. jarg422h.htm#toaster
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13032. jarg422h.htm#toor
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13036. jarg422h.htm#TOPS-20
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13046. jarg422h.htm#trap%20door
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13048. jarg422h.htm#trawl
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13050. jarg422h.htm#treeware
13051. jarg422h.htm#trit
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13061. jarg422h.htm#tty
13062. jarg422h.htm#tube
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13069. jarg422h.htm#Tux
13070. jarg422h.htm#tweak
13071. jarg422h.htm#tweeter
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13075. jarg422h.htm#twilight%20zone
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13084. jarg422h.htm#The%20-P%20convention
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13089. jarg422h.htm#VAX
13090. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
13091. jarg422h.htm#T
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13094. jarg422h.htm#talker%20system
13095. jarg422h.htm#tail%20recursion
13096. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13097. jarg422h.htm#NIL
13098. jarg422h.htm#T
13099. jarg422h.htm#prepend
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13103. jarg422h.htm#initgame
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13105. jarg422h.htm#T
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13107. jarg422h.htm#bonk%2foif
13108. jarg422h.htm#B1FF
13109. jarg422h.htm#hakspek
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13114. jarg422h.htm#talk%20mode
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13120. jarg422h.htm#TANSTAAFL
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13122. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13123. jarg422h.htm#down
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13137. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13145. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13146. jarg422h.htm#tayste
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13148. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13149. jarg422h.htm#flavor
13150. jarg422h.htm#flavor
13151. jarg422h.htm#flavor
13152. jarg422h.htm#flavor
13153. jarg422h.htm#elegant
13154. jarg422h.htm#tayste
13155. jarg422h.htm#TCB
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13157. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13158. jarg422h.htm#taste
13159. jarg422h.htm#crumb
13160. jarg422h.htm#quarter
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13162. jarg422h.htm#TCP%2fIP
13163. jarg422h.htm#tayste
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13167. jarg422h.htm#Orange%20Book
13168. jarg422h.htm#TechRef
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13170. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13172. jarg422h.htm#TECO
13173. jarg422h.htm#TCP%2fIP
13174. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13175. jarg422h.htm#tee
13176. jarg422h.htm#TechRef
13177. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13178. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
13179. jarg422h.htm#alt
13180. jarg422h.htm#bug
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13182. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
13183. jarg422h.htm#retrocomputing
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13185. jarg422h.htm#teergrube
13186. jarg422h.htm#TECO
13187. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13188. jarg422h.htm#bits
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13190. jarg422h.htm#teledildonics
13191. jarg422h.htm#tee
13192. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13193. jarg422h.htm#address%20harvester
13194. jarg422h.htm#Telerat
13195. jarg422h.htm#teergrube
13196. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13197. jarg422h.htm#VR
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13200. jarg422h.htm#hot%20chat
13201. jarg422h.htm#TELNET
13202. jarg422h.htm#teledildonics
13203. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13204. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
13205. jarg422h.htm#Macintrash
13206. jarg422h.htm#Nominal%20Semidestructor
13207. jarg422h.htm#ScumOS
13208. jarg422h.htm#sun-stools
13209. jarg422h.htm#HP-SUX
13210. jarg422h.htm#Slowlaris
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13212. jarg422h.htm#Telerat
13213. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13214. jarg422h.htm#RFC
13215. jarg422h.htm#tense
13216. jarg422h.htm#TELNET
13217. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13218. jarg422h.htm#tentacle
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13220. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13223. jarg422h.htm#tense
13224. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13225. jarg422h.htm#pseudo
13226. jarg422h.htm#cypherpunk
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13229. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13230. jarg422h.htm#teraflop%20club
13231. jarg422h.htm#tenured%20graduate%20student
13232. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13235. jarg422h.htm#tera-
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13239. jarg422h.htm#teraflop%20club
13240. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13241. jarg422h.htm#dread%20high-bit%20disease
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13243. jarg422h.htm#AIDX
13244. jarg422h.htm#Nominal%20Semidestructor
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13246. jarg422h.htm#sun-stools
13247. jarg422h.htm#Telerat
13248. jarg422h.htm#HP-SUX
13249. jarg422h.htm#Slowlaris
13250. jarg422h.htm#terminal%20illness
13251. jarg422h.htm#terminak
13252. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13253. jarg422h.htm#terminal%20illness
13254. jarg422h.htm#terminal%20junkie
13255. jarg422h.htm#terminal%20brain%20death
13256. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13257. jarg422h.htm#raster%20burn
13258. jarg422h.htm#terpri
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13260. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13264. jarg422h.htm#console%20jockey
13265. jarg422h.htm#console
13266. jarg422h.htm#twink
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13401. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13411. jarg422h.htm#time%20T
13412. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13417. jarg422h.htm#NANA
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13420. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13426. jarg422h.htm#tired%20iron
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13431. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13440. jarg422h.htm#YABA
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13445. jarg422h.htm#TMRCie
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13447. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13448. jarg422h.htm#foo
13449. jarg422h.htm#mung
13450. jarg422h.htm#frob
13451. jarg422h.htm#scram%20switch
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13453. http://web.mit.edu/tmrc/www/
13454. jarg422h.htm#TMTOWTDI
13455. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
13456. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13457. jarg422h.htm#TMRC
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13460. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13461. jarg422h.htm#Perl
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13464. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13465. jarg422h.htm#toad
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13467. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13469. jarg422h.htm#toast
13470. jarg422h.htm#to%20a%20zeroth%20approximation
13471. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13472. jarg422h.htm#MUD
13473. jarg422h.htm#wizard
13474. jarg422h.htm#frog
13475. jarg422h.htm#FOD
13476. jarg422h.htm#toaster
13477. jarg422h.htm#toad
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13480. jarg422h.htm#fried
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13483. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13484. jarg422h.htm#elevator%20controller
13485. jarg422h.htm#DWIM
13486. http://www.phys.uu.nl/~beljaars/reddwarf/script/4/4.whi
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13636. jarg422h.htm#trivial
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13638. jarg422h.htm#Multics
13639. jarg422h.htm#CTSS
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13669. jarg422h.htm#troll
13670. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13671. jarg422h.htm#troll
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13680. jarg422h.htm#demigod
13681. jarg422h.htm#munchkin
13682. jarg422h.htm#tube
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13701. jarg422h.htm#bum
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13705. jarg422h.htm#tune
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13710. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13714. jarg422h.htm#Turing%20tar-pit
13715. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13717. jarg422h.htm#luser
13718. jarg422h.htm#tweak
13719. jarg422h.htm#turist
13720. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
13721. jarg422h.htm#Linux
13722. http://www.woodsoup.org/~sbaker/tux/doc/
13723. http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/
13724. http://www.ao.com/~regan/penguins/tux.html
13725. jarg422h.htm#tweeter
13726. jarg422h.htm#Tux
13727. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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13732. jarg422h.htm#tune
13733. jarg422h.htm#bum
13734. jarg422h.htm#TWENEX
13735. jarg422h.htm#tweak
13736. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20T%20%3d
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14147. jarg422h.htm#Version%207
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14222. jarg422h.htm#runic
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14229. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20V%20%3d
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14232. jarg422h.htm#snail-mail
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14720. jarg422h.htm#robust
14721. jarg422h.htm#lexer
14722. jarg422h.htm#lose
14723. jarg422h.htm#big%20win
14724. jarg422h.htm#win%20win
14725. jarg422h.htm#win
14726. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14727. jarg422h.htm#big%20win
14728. jarg422h.htm#Winchester
14729. jarg422h.htm#win%20big
14730. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14731. jarg422h.htm#win
14732. jarg422h.htm#windoid
14733. jarg422h.htm#win%20win
14734. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14735. jarg422h.htm#window%20shopping
14736. jarg422h.htm#Winchester
14737. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14738. jarg422h.htm#Windoze
14739. jarg422h.htm#windoid
14740. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14741. jarg422h.htm#WIMP%20environment
14742. jarg422h.htm#X
14743. jarg422h.htm#fritterware
14744. jarg422h.htm#macdink
14745. jarg422h.htm#winged%20comments
14746. jarg422h.htm#window%20shopping
14747. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14748. jarg422h.htm#Microsloth%20Windows
14749. jarg422h.htm#winkey
14750. jarg422h.htm#Windoze
14751. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14752. jarg422h.htm#boxed%20comments
14753. jarg422h.htm#winnage
14754. jarg422h.htm#winged%20comments
14755. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14756. jarg422h.htm#emoticon
14757. jarg422h.htm#winner
14758. jarg422h.htm#winkey
14759. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14760. jarg422h.htm#winnitude
14761. jarg422h.htm#winnage
14762. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14763. jarg422h.htm#user
14764. jarg422h.htm#Wintel
14765. jarg422h.htm#winner
14766. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14767. jarg422h.htm#winnage
14768. jarg422h.htm#wired
14769. jarg422h.htm#winnitude
14770. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14771. jarg422h.htm#Linux
14772. jarg422h.htm#Lintel
14773. jarg422h.htm#wirehead
14774. jarg422h.htm#Wintel
14775. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14776. jarg422h.htm#hardwired
14777. jarg422h.htm#wirewater
14778. jarg422h.htm#wired
14779. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14780. jarg422h.htm#wish%20list
14781. jarg422h.htm#wirehead
14782. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14783. jarg422h.htm#programming%20fluid
14784. jarg422h.htm#within%20delta%20of
14785. jarg422h.htm#wirewater
14786. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14787. jarg422h.htm#tick-list%20features
14788. jarg422h.htm#within%20epsilon%20of
14789. jarg422h.htm#wish%20list
14790. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14791. jarg422h.htm#delta
14792. jarg422h.htm#wizard
14793. jarg422h.htm#within%20delta%20of
14794. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14795. jarg422h.htm#epsilon
14796. jarg422h.htm#Wizard%20Book
14797. jarg422h.htm#within%20epsilon%20of
14798. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14799. jarg422h.htm#grok
14800. jarg422h.htm#hacker
14801. jarg422h.htm#wheel
14802. jarg422h.htm#guru
14803. jarg422h.htm#lord%20high%20fixer
14804. jarg422h.htm#deep%20magic
14805. jarg422h.htm#heavy%20wizardry
14806. jarg422h.htm#incantation
14807. jarg422h.htm#magic
14808. jarg422h.htm#mutter
14809. jarg422h.htm#rain%20dance
14810. jarg422h.htm#voodoo%20programming
14811. jarg422h.htm#wave%20a%20dead%20chicken
14812. jarg422h.htm#wizard%20hat
14813. jarg422h.htm#wizard
14814. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14815. jarg422h.htm#bible
14816. jarg422h.htm#Purple%20Book
14817. jarg422h.htm#wizard%20mode
14818. jarg422h.htm#Wizard%20Book
14819. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14820. jarg422h.htm#wizard
14821. jarg422h.htm#patch%20pumpkin
14822. jarg422h.htm#wizardly
14823. jarg422h.htm#wizard%20hat
14824. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14825. jarg422h.htm#rogue
14826. jarg422h.htm#wok-on-the-wall
14827. jarg422h.htm#wizard%20mode
14828. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14829. jarg422h.htm#feature
14830. jarg422h.htm#womb%20box
14831. jarg422h.htm#wizardly
14832. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14833. jarg422h.htm#WOMBAT
14834. jarg422h.htm#wok-on-the-wall
14835. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14836. jarg422h.htm#womble
14837. jarg422h.htm#womb%20box
14838. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14839. jarg422h.htm#uninteresting
14840. jarg422h.htm#crawling%20horror
14841. jarg422h.htm#SMOP
14842. jarg422h.htm#Commonwealth%20Hackish
14843. jarg422h.htm#wonky
14844. jarg422h.htm#WOMBAT
14845. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14846. jarg422h.htm#luser
14847. jarg422h.htm#woofer
14848. jarg422h.htm#womble
14849. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14850. jarg422h.htm#broken
14851. jarg422h.htm#funky
14852. jarg422h.htm#demented
14853. jarg422h.htm#bozotic
14854. jarg422h.htm#workaround
14855. jarg422h.htm#wonky
14856. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14857. jarg422h.htm#tweeter
14858. jarg422h.htm#working%20as%20designed
14859. jarg422h.htm#woofer
14860. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14861. jarg422h.htm#kluge
14862. jarg422h.htm#bug
14863. jarg422h.htm#misfeature
14864. jarg422h.htm#fix
14865. jarg422h.htm#crash
14866. jarg422h.htm#cruft
14867. jarg422h.htm#worm
14868. jarg422h.htm#workaround
14869. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14870. jarg422h.htm#IBM
14871. jarg422h.htm#BAD
14872. jarg422h.htm#wormhole
14873. jarg422h.htm#working%20as%20designed
14874. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14875. jarg422h.htm#virus
14876. jarg422h.htm#cracker
14877. jarg422h.htm#Great%20Worm
14878. jarg422h.htm#cracker
14879. jarg422h.htm#RTM
14880. jarg422h.htm#Trojan%20horse
14881. jarg422h.htm#ice
14882. jarg422h.htm#wound%20around%20the%20axle
14883. jarg422h.htm#worm
14884. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14885. jarg422h.htm#gopher%20hole
14886. jarg422h.htm#wrap%20around
14887. jarg422h.htm#wormhole
14888. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14889. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20code
14890. jarg422h.htm#wound%20around%20the%20axle
14891. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14892. jarg422h.htm#infinity
14893. jarg422h.htm#phase
14894. jarg422h.htm#phase-wrapping
14895. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20language
14896. jarg422h.htm#wrap%20around
14897. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14898. jarg422h.htm#Bad%20Thing
14899. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20memory
14900. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20code
14901. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14902. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20code
14903. jarg422h.htm#INTERCAL
14904. jarg422h.htm#TECO
14905. jarg422h.htm#Befunge
14906. jarg422h.htm#Wrong%20Thing
14907. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20language
14908. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14909. jarg422h.htm#management
14910. jarg422h.htm#wugga%20wugga
14911. jarg422h.htm#write-only%20memory
14912. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14913. jarg422h.htm#Right%20Thing
14914. jarg422h.htm#wumpus
14915. jarg422h.htm#Wrong%20Thing
14916. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14917. jarg422h.htm#grind
14918. jarg422h.htm#WYSIAYG
14919. jarg422h.htm#wugga%20wugga
14920. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14921. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
14922. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
14923. jarg422h.htm#Zork
14924. http://www.ccil.org/retro
14925. jarg422h.htm#WYSIWYG
14926. jarg422h.htm#wumpus
14927. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14928. jarg422h.htm#WYSIWYG
14929. jarg422h.htm#TeX
14930. jarg422h.htm#troff
14931. jarg422h.htm#YAFIYGI
14932. jarg422h.htm#X
14933. jarg422h.htm#WYSIAYG
14934. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14935. jarg422h.htm#user-friendly
14936. jarg422h.htm#WYSIAYG
14937. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
14938. jarg422h.htm#TECO
14939. jarg422h.htm#WIMP%20environment
14940. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
14941. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20W%20%3d
14942. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
14943. jarg422h.htm#X
14944. jarg422h.htm#XEROX%20PARC
14945. jarg422h.htm#XOFF
14946. jarg422h.htm#XON
14947. jarg422h.htm#xor
14948. jarg422h.htm#xref
14949. jarg422h.htm#XXX
14950. jarg422h.htm#xyzzy
14951. jarg422h.htm#XEROX%20PARC
14952. jarg422h.htm#WYSIWYG
14953. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14954. jarg422h.htm#N
14955. jarg422h.htm#glob
14956. jarg422h.htm#XOFF
14957. jarg422h.htm#X
14958. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14959. jarg422h.htm#suit
14960. jarg422h.htm#XON
14961. jarg422h.htm#XEROX%20PARC
14962. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14963. jarg422h.htm#control-S
14964. jarg422h.htm#xor
14965. jarg422h.htm#XOFF
14966. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14967. jarg422h.htm#control-Q
14968. jarg422h.htm#xref
14969. jarg422h.htm#XON
14970. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14971. jarg422h.htm#XXX
14972. jarg422h.htm#xor
14973. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14974. jarg422h.htm#xyzzy
14975. jarg422h.htm#xref
14976. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14977. jarg422h.htm#FIXME
14978. jarg422h.htm#YA-
14979. jarg422h.htm#XXX
14980. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14981. jarg422h.htm#canonical
14982. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
14983. jarg422h.htm#magic
14984. jarg422h.htm#Easter%20egg
14985. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
14986. ProjectGutenberg
14987. theXYZZYpage
14988. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
14989. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20X%20%3d
14990. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
14991. jarg422h.htm#YA-
14992. jarg422h.htm#YABA
14993. jarg422h.htm#YAFIYGI
14994. jarg422h.htm#YAUN
14995. jarg422h.htm#Yellow%20Book
14996. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20card
14997. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20wire
14998. jarg422h.htm#Yet%20Another
14999. jarg422h.htm#YHBT
15000. jarg422h.htm#YKYBHTLW
15001. jarg422h.htm#YMMV
15002. jarg422h.htm#You%20are%20not%20expected%20to%20understand%20this
15003. jarg422h.htm#You%20know%20you've%20been%20hacking%20too%20long%20when
15004. jarg422h.htm#Your%20mileage%20may%20vary
15005. jarg422h.htm#Yow!
15006. jarg422h.htm#yoyo%20mode
15007. jarg422h.htm#Yu-Shiang%20Whole%20Fish
15008. jarg422h.htm#YABA
15009. jarg422h.htm#xyzzy
15010. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15011. jarg422h.htm#Yet%20Another
15012. jarg422h.htm#YABA
15013. jarg422h.htm#YAFIYGI
15014. jarg422h.htm#YA-
15015. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15016. jarg422h.htm#TLA
15017. jarg422h.htm#YAUN
15018. jarg422h.htm#YABA
15019. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15020. jarg422h.htm#WYSIWYG
15021. jarg422h.htm#Real%20Programmer
15022. jarg422h.htm#Yellow%20Book
15023. jarg422h.htm#YAFIYGI
15024. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15025. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20card
15026. jarg422h.htm#YAUN
15027. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15028. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20wire
15029. jarg422h.htm#Yellow%20Book
15030. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15031. jarg422h.htm#green%20card
15032. jarg422h.htm#Yet%20Another
15033. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20card
15034. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15035. jarg422h.htm#blue%20wire
15036. jarg422h.htm#purple%20wire
15037. jarg422h.htm#red%20wire
15038. jarg422h.htm#YHBT
15039. jarg422h.htm#yellow%20wire
15040. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15041. jarg422h.htm#YA-
15042. jarg422h.htm#YABA
15043. jarg422h.htm#YAUN
15044. jarg422h.htm#YKYBHTLW
15045. jarg422h.htm#Yet%20Another
15046. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15047. jarg422h.htm#troll
15048. jarg422h.htm#YMMV
15049. jarg422h.htm#YHBT
15050. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15051. jarg422h.htm#You%20are%20not%20expected%20to%20understand%20this
15052. jarg422h.htm#YKYBHTLW
15053. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15054. jarg422h.htm#Your%20mileage%20may%20vary
15055. jarg422h.htm#You%20know%20you've%20been%20hacking%20too%20long%20when
15056. jarg422h.htm#YMMV
15057. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15058. jarg422h.htm#magic
15059. http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/odd.html
15060. jarg422h.htm#Your%20mileage%20may%20vary
15061. jarg422h.htm#You%20are%20not%20expected%20to%20understand%20this
15062. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15063. jarg422h.htm#network%20address
15064. jarg422h.htm#SO
15065. jarg422h.htm#priority%20interrupt
15066. http://albrecht.ecn.purdue.edu/~taylor/humor/hack.html
15067. jarg422h.htm#Yow!
15068. jarg422h.htm#You%20know%20you've%20been%20hacking%20too%20long%20when
15069. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15070. jarg422h.htm#yoyo%20mode
15071. jarg422h.htm#Your%20mileage%20may%20vary
15072. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15073. jarg422h.htm#gurfle
15074. jarg422h.htm#Yu-Shiang%20Whole%20Fish
15075. jarg422h.htm#Yow!
15076. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15077. jarg422h.htm#zap
15078. jarg422h.htm#yoyo%20mode
15079. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15080. jarg422h.htm#parse
15081. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Y%20%3d
15082. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
15083. jarg422h.htm#zap
15084. jarg422h.htm#zapped
15085. jarg422h.htm#Zawinski's%20Law
15086. jarg422h.htm#zbeba
15087. jarg422h.htm#zen
15088. jarg422h.htm#zero
15089. jarg422h.htm#zero-content
15090. jarg422h.htm#Zero-One-Infinity%20Rule
15091. jarg422h.htm#zeroth
15092. jarg422h.htm#zigamorph
15093. jarg422h.htm#zip
15094. jarg422h.htm#zipperhead
15095. jarg422h.htm#zombie
15096. jarg422h.htm#zorch
15097. jarg422h.htm#Zork
15098. jarg422h.htm#zorkmid
15099. jarg422h.htm#zapped
15100. jarg422h.htm#Yu-Shiang%20Whole%20Fish
15101. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15102. jarg422h.htm#zapped
15103. jarg422h.htm#fry
15104. jarg422h.htm#Zawinski's%20Law
15105. jarg422h.htm#zap
15106. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15107. jarg422h.htm#vanilla
15108. jarg422h.htm#oriental%20food
15109. jarg422h.htm#laser%20chicken
15110. jarg422h.htm#zap
15111. jarg422h.htm#zbeba
15112. jarg422h.htm#zapped
15113. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15114. jarg422h.htm#zen
15115. jarg422h.htm#Zawinski's%20Law
15116. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15117. jarg422h.htm#rot13
15118. jarg422h.htm#zero
15119. jarg422h.htm#zbeba
15120. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15121. jarg422h.htm#grok
15122. jarg422h.htm#hack%20mode
15123. jarg422h.htm#guru
15124. jarg422h.htm#zero-content
15125. jarg422h.htm#zen
15126. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15127. jarg422h.htm#scribble
15128. jarg422h.htm#Zero-One-Infinity%20Rule
15129. jarg422h.htm#zero
15130. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15131. jarg422h.htm#content-free
15132. jarg422h.htm#zeroth
15133. jarg422h.htm#zero-content
15134. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15135. jarg422h.htm#foo
15136. jarg422h.htm#foo
15137. jarg422h.htm#foo
15138. jarg422h.htm#random
15139. jarg422h.htm#infinity
15140. jarg422h.htm#zigamorph
15141. jarg422h.htm#Zero-One-Infinity%20Rule
15142. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15143. jarg422h.htm#K&R
15144. jarg422h.htm#fencepost%20error
15145. jarg422h.htm#zip
15146. jarg422h.htm#zeroth
15147. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15148. jarg422h.htm#fence
15149. jarg422h.htm#elvish
15150. jarg422h.htm#zipperhead
15151. jarg422h.htm#zigamorph
15152. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15153. jarg422h.htm#tar%20and%20feather
15154. jarg422h.htm#zombie
15155. jarg422h.htm#zip
15156. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15157. jarg422h.htm#zorch
15158. jarg422h.htm#zipperhead
15159. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15160. jarg422h.htm#orphan
15161. jarg422h.htm#Zork
15162. jarg422h.htm#zombie
15163. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15164. jarg422h.htm#punt
15165. jarg422h.htm#zorkmid
15166. jarg422h.htm#zorch
15167. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15168. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
15169. jarg422h.htm#retrocomputing
15170. jarg422h.htm#Infocom
15171. jarg422h.htm#grue
15172. jarg422h.htm#Zork
15173. jarg422h.htm#%3d%20Z%20%3d
15174. jarg422h.htm#Zork
15175. jarg422h.htm#nethack
15176. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15177. jarg422h.htm#The%20Jargon%20Lexicon
15178. jarg422h.htm#Top
15179. jarg422h.htm#The%20Meaning%20of%20Hack
15180. jarg422h.htm#TV%20Typewriters
15181. jarg422h.htm#A%20Story%20About%20Magic
15182. jarg422h.htm#Some%20AI%20Koans
15183. jarg422h.htm#OS%20and%20JEDGAR
15184. jarg422h.htm#The%20Story%20of%20Mel
15185. jarg422h.htm#TV%20Typewriters
15186. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15187. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15188. jarg422h.htm#hack
15189. jarg422h.htm#hack
15190. jarg422h.htm#random
15191. jarg422h.htm#hack
15192. jarg422h.htm#pseudo
15193. jarg422h.htm#kgbvax
15194. jarg422h.htm#FOAF
15195. http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/Gallery.html
15196. jarg422h.htm#walking%20drives
15197. jarg422h.htm#lace%20card
15198. jarg422h.htm#gun
15199. jarg422h.htm#A%20Story%20About%20Magic
15200. jarg422h.htm#The%20Meaning%20of%20Hack
15201. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15202. jarg422h.htm#hack
15203. jarg422h.htm#droid
15204. jarg422h.htm#Some%20AI%20Koans
15205. jarg422h.htm#TV%20Typewriters
15206. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15207. jarg422h.htm#dike
15208. jarg422h.htm#magic
15209. jarg422h.htm#OS%20and%20JEDGAR
15210. jarg422h.htm#A%20Story%20About%20Magic
15211. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15212. jarg422h.htm#The%20Story%20of%20Mel
15213. jarg422h.htm#Some%20AI%20Koans
15214. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15215. jarg422h.htm#gun
15216. jarg422h.htm#luser
15217. jarg422h.htm#OS%20and%20JEDGAR
15218. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15219. mailto:utastro!nather
15220. jarg422h.htm#Real%20Programmer
15221. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20C
15222. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20A
15223. jarg422h.htm#Top
15224. jarg422h.htm#General%20Appearance
15225. jarg422h.htm#Dress
15226. jarg422h.htm#Reading%20Habits
15227. jarg422h.htm#Other%20Interests
15228. jarg422h.htm#Physical%20Activity%20and%20Sports
15229. jarg422h.htm#Education
15230. jarg422h.htm#Things%20Hackers%20Detest%20and%20Avoid
15231. jarg422h.htm#Food
15232. jarg422h.htm#Politics
15233. jarg422h.htm#Gender%20and%20Ethnicity
15234. jarg422h.htm#Religion
15235. jarg422h.htm#Ceremonial%20Chemicals
15236. jarg422h.htm#Communication%20Style
15237. jarg422h.htm#Geographical%20Distribution
15238. jarg422h.htm#Sexual%20Habits
15239. jarg422h.htm#Personality%20Characteristics
15240. jarg422h.htm#Weaknesses%20of%20the%20Hacker%20Personality
15241. jarg422h.htm#Miscellaneous
15242. jarg422h.htm#Dress
15243. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15244. jarg422h.htm#Reading%20Habits
15245. jarg422h.htm#General%20Appearance
15246. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15247. jarg422h.htm#Other%20Interests
15248. jarg422h.htm#Dress
15249. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15250. jarg422h.htm#wannabee
15251. jarg422h.htm#Physical%20Activity%20and%20Sports
15252. jarg422h.htm#Reading%20Habits
15253. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15254. jarg422h.htm#Education
15255. jarg422h.htm#Other%20Interests
15256. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15257. jarg422h.htm#Things%20Hackers%20Detest%20and%20Avoid
15258. jarg422h.htm#Physical%20Activity%20and%20Sports
15259. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15260. jarg422h.htm#Food
15261. jarg422h.htm#Education
15262. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15263. jarg422h.htm#Politics
15264. jarg422h.htm#Things%20Hackers%20Detest%20and%20Avoid
15265. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15266. jarg422h.htm#Gender%20and%20Ethnicity
15267. jarg422h.htm#Food
15268. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15269. jarg422h.htm#Religion
15270. jarg422h.htm#Politics
15271. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15272. jarg422h.htm#Food
15273. jarg422h.htm#Ceremonial%20Chemicals
15274. jarg422h.htm#Gender%20and%20Ethnicity
15275. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15276. jarg422h.htm#Communication%20Style
15277. jarg422h.htm#Religion
15278. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15279. jarg422h.htm#on%20the%20gripping%20hand
15280. jarg422h.htm#Geographical%20Distribution
15281. jarg422h.htm#Ceremonial%20Chemicals
15282. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15283. jarg422h.htm#Sexual%20Habits
15284. jarg422h.htm#Communication%20Style
15285. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15286. jarg422h.htm#Personality%20Characteristics
15287. jarg422h.htm#Geographical%20Distribution
15288. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15289. jarg422h.htm#Weaknesses%20of%20the%20Hacker%20Personality
15290. jarg422h.htm#Sexual%20Habits
15291. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15292. jarg422h.htm#Miscellaneous
15293. jarg422h.htm#Personality%20Characteristics
15294. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15295. jarg422h.htm#Right%20Thing
15296. jarg422h.htm#ITS
15297. jarg422h.htm#Unix
15298. jarg422h.htm#VMS
15299. jarg422h.htm#MS-DOS
15300. jarg422h.htm#Usenet
15301. jarg422h.htm#bandwidth
15302. jarg422h.htm#ADVENT
15303. jarg422h.htm#Zork
15304. jarg422h.htm#MUD
15305. jarg422h.htm#IRC
15306. jarg422h.htm#holy%20wars
15307. jarg422h.htm#EMACS
15308. jarg422h.htm#vi
15309. jarg422h.htm#big-endian
15310. jarg422h.htm#little-endian
15311. jarg422h.htm#computer%20geek
15312. jarg422h.htm#Weaknesses%20of%20the%20Hacker%20Personality
15313. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15314. jarg422h.htm#Bibliography
15315. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20B
15316. jarg422h.htm#Top
15317. jarg422h.htm#hacker
15318. jarg422h.htm#cracker
15319. http://www.cdt.org/
15320. http://www.cdt.org/
15321. jarg422h.htm#Appendix%20C
15322. jarg422h.htm#Top
15323. jarg422h.htm#Eris
15324. jarg422h.htm#Discordianism
15325. jarg422h.htm#random%20numbers
15326. jarg422h.htm#Church%20of%20the%20SubGenius
15327. jarg422h.htm#bogon
15328. jarg422h.htm#random%20numbers
15329. jarg422h.htm#A%20Story%20About%20Magic
15330. jarg422h.htm#RTM
15331. jarg422h.htm#The%20Cuckoo's%20Egg
15332. jarg422h.htm#wizard
15333. jarg422h.htm#wannabee
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