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Title: The Daft Days
Author: Munro, Neil
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                             _The Daft Days_

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                                NEIL MUNRO

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THE town’s bell rang through the dark of the winter morning with queer
little jolts and pauses, as if Wanton Wully Oliver, the ringer, had been
jovial the night before.  A blithe New-Year-time bell; a droll, daft,
scatter-brained bell; it gave no horrid alarums, no solemn reminders that
commonly toll from steeples and make good-fellows melancholy to think
upon things undone, the brevity of days and years, the parting of good
company, but a cheery ditty—“boom, boom, ding-a-dong boom, boom ding,
hic, ding-dong,” infecting whoever heard it with a kind of foolish
gaiety.  The burgh town turned on its pillows, drew up its feet from the
bed-bottles, last night hot, now turned to chilly stone, rubbed its eyes,
and knew by that bell it was the daftest of the daft days come.  It cast
a merry spell on the community; it tickled them even in their cosy beds.
“Wanton Wully’s on the ran-dan!” said the folk, and rose quickly, and ran
to pull aside screens and blinds to look out in the dark on window-ledges
cushioned deep in snow.  The children hugged themselves under the
blankets, and told each other in whispers it was not a porridge morning,
no, nor Sunday, but a breakfast of shortbread, ham and eggs; and behold!
a beautiful loud drum, careless as ’twere a reveille of hot wild youths,
began to beat in a distant lane.  Behind the house of Dyce the lawyer, a
cock that must have been young and hearty crew like to burst; and at the
stables of the post-office the man who housed his horses after bringing
the morning mail through night and storm from a distant railway station
sang a song,—

   “A damsel possessed of great beauty
      Stood near by her own father’s gate:
   The gallant hussars were on duty;
      To view them this maiden did wait.
   Their horses were capering and prancing,
      Their accoutrements shone like a star;
   From the plains they were quickly advancing,—
      She espied her own gallant hussar.”

“Mercy on us! six o’clock!” cried Miss Dyce, with a startled jump from
her dreams to the floor of her bedroom.  “Six o’clock on the New Year’s
morning, and I’ll warrant that randy Kate is sound asleep yet,” she said,
and quickly clad herself and went to the head of the stair and cried,
“Kate, Kate! are ye up yet, Kate?  Are ye hearing me, Kate MacNeill?”

From the cavern dark of the lower storey there came back no answer.

She stood with a curious twirly wooden candlestick in her hand in the
midst of a house that was dead dumb and desperate dark, and smelled
deliciously of things to eat.  Even herself, who had been at the making
of most of them the day before, and had, by God’s grace, still much of a
child’s appetite, could not but sniff with a childish satisfaction at
this air of a celestial grocery—of plum-puddings and currant-buns, apples
and oranges, cordials and spices, toffee and the angelic treacly sweet we
call Black Man,—her face lit rosily by the candle lowe, a woman small and
soft and sappy, with the most wanton reddish hair, and a briskness of
body that showed no sign as yet of her accomplished years.  What they
were I will never tell you; but this I’ll say, that even if they had been
eighty she was the kind to cheerily dance quadrille.  The daft bell, so
plainly in the jovial mood of Wanton Wully Oliver, infected her: she
smiled to herself in a way she had when remembering droll things or just
for simple jollity, and whoever saw Bell Dyce smile to herself had never
the least doubt after that she was a darling.  Over the tenements of the
town the song of the bell went rollicking, and in its hiccupping pauses
went wonderfully another sound far, far removed in spirit and
suggestion—the clang of wild geese calling: the “honk, honk” of the
ganders and the challenge of their ladies come down adrift in the snow
from the bitter north.

But there was no answer from the maid in the kitchen.  She had rolled
less deliberately than was usual from her blankets to the summons of the
six o’clock bell, and already, with the kitchen window open, her
bounteous form surged over the two sashes that were always so
conveniently low and handy for a gossip with any friendly passer-by on
the pavement.  She drank the air of the clean chill morning dark, a heady
thing like old Tom Watson’s autumn ale, full of the sentiment of the daft
days.  She tilted an ear to catch the tune of the mail-boy’s song that
now was echoing mellow from the cobwebbed gloom of the stable stalls, and
making a snowball from the drift of the window-ledge she threw it,
womanwise, aimlessly into the street with a pretence at combat.  The
chill of the snow stung sweet in the hot palm of her, for she was young
and strong.

“Kate, you wretch!” cried a voice behind her.  She drew in her head, to
find her mistress in the kitchen with the candlestick in her hand.

“Oh, m’em,” cried the maid, no way abashed, banging up the window and
hurriedly crushing her more ample parts under the final hooks and eyes of
her morning wrapper—“oh, m’em, what a start you gave me!  I’m all in a
p-p-palpitation.  I was just takin’ one mouthful of air and thinkin’ to
myself yonder in the Gaelic that it was time for me to be comin’ in and
risin’ right.”

“A Happy New Year to you, Kate MacNeill,” said the mistress, taking her

“Just that, just that! and the same to you yourself, Miss Dyce.  I’m
feeling fine; I’m that glad with everything,” said the maid, in some
confusion at this unusual relation with her mistress.  She shook the
proffered hand rapidly from side to side as if it were an egg-switch.

“And see and get the fires on quick now, like a good lass.  It would
never do to be starting the New Year late,—it would be unlucky.  I was
crying to you yonder from the stair-head, and wondering if you were ill,
that you did not answer me so quickly as you do for ordinar’.”

“Ill, Miss Dyce!” cried the maid astounded.  “Do you think I’m daft to be
ill on a New Year’s day?”

“After yon—after yon shortbread you ate yesterday I would not have
wondered much if you were,” said Miss Dyce, shaking her head solemnly.
“I’m not complaining, but, dear me! it was an awful lump; and I thought
it would be a bonny-like thing too, if our first-foot had to be the

“Doctor!  I declare to goodness I never had need of a doctor to me since
Dr Macphee in Colonsay put me in order with oil and things after I had
the measles,” exclaimed the maid, as if mankind were like wag-at-the-wa’
clocks and could be guaranteed to go right for years if you blew through
them with a pair of bellows, or touched their works with an oily feather.

“Never mind about the measles just now, Kate,” said Miss Dyce, with a
meaning look at the blackout fire.

“Neither I was mindin’ them, m’em,—I don’t care a spittle for them; it’s
so long ago I would not know them if I saw them; I was just—”

“But get your fire on.  You know we have a lot to do to-day to get
everything nice and ready for my nephew who comes from America with the
four o’clock coach.”

“America!” cried the maid, dropping a saucepan lid on the floor in her
astonishment.  “My stars!  Did I not think it was from Chickagoo?”

“And Chicago is in America, Kate,” said her mistress.

“Is it? is it?  Mercy on me, how was Kate to know?  I only got part of my
education,—up to the place where you carry one and add ten.  America!
Dear me, just fancy!  The very place that I’m so keen to go to.  If I had
the money, and was in America—”

It was a familiar theme; Kate had not got fully started on it when her
mistress fled from the kitchen and set briskly about her morning affairs.

And gradually the household of Dyce the lawyer awoke wholly to a day of
unaccustomed stillness and sound, for the deep snow piled in the street
and hushed the traffic of wheel, and hoof, and shoe, but otherwise the
morning was cheerful with New Year’s day noise.  For the bell-ringing of
Wanton Wully was scarcely done, died down in a kind of brazen chuckle,
and the “honk, honk” of the wild geese sped seaward over gardens and back
lanes, strange wild music of the north, far-fetched and undomestic,—when
the fife band shrilly tootled through the town to the tune of “Hey,
Johnny Cope, are ye waukin’ yet?”  Ah, they were the proud, proud men,
their heads dizzy with glory and last night’s wine, their tread on air.
John Taggart drummed—a mighty drummer, drunk or sober, who so loved his
instrument he sometimes went to bed with it still fastened to his neck,
and banged to-day like Banagher, who banged furiously, never minding the
tune much, but happy if so be that he made noise enough.  And the fifers
were not long gone down the town, all with the wrong step but Johnny
Vicar, as his mother thought, when the snow was trampled under the feet
of playing children, and women ran out of their houses, and crossed the
street, some of them, I declare, to kiss each other, for ’tis a fashion
lately come, and most genteel, grown wonderfully common in Scotland.
Right down the middle of the town, with two small flags in his hat and
holly in the lapel of his coat, went old Divine the hawker, with a great
barrow of pure gold, crying “Fine Venetian oranges! wha’ll buy sweet
Venetian oranges?  Nane o’ your foreign trash.  Oranges!  Oranges!—rale
New Year oranges, three a penny; bloods, a bawbee each!”

The shops opened just for an hour for fear anybody might want anything,
and many there were, you may be sure, who did, for they had eaten and
drunken everything provided the night before—which we call Hogmanay,—and
now there were currant-loaves and sweety biscuits to buy; shortcake,
sugar and lemons, ginger cordial for the boys and girls and United
Presbyterians, boiled ham for country cousins who might come unexpected,
and P. & A. MacGlashan’s threepenny mutton-pies (twopence if you brought
the ashet back), ordinarily only to be had on fair-days and on Saturdays,
and far renowned for value.

Miss Minto’s Millinery and Manteau Emporium was discovered at daylight to
have magically outlined its doors and windows during the night with
garlands and festoons of spruce and holly, whereon the white rose bloomed
in snow; and Miss Minto herself, in a splendid crimson cloak down to the
heels, and cheeks like cherries, was standing with mittens and her five
finger-rings on, in the middle door, saying in beautiful gentle English
“A Happy New Year” to every one who passed—even to George Jordon, the
common cowherd, who was always a little funny in his intellects, and,
because his trousers were bell-mouthed and hid his feet, could never
remember whether he was going to his work or coming from it, unless he
consulted the Schoolmaster.  “The same to you, m’em, excuse my hands,”
said poor George, just touching the tips of her fingers.  Then, because
he had been stopped and slewed a little from his course, he just went
back the way he had come.

Too late got up the red-faced sun, too late to laugh at Wanton Wully’s
jovial bell, too late for Taggart’s mighty drumming, but a jolly winter
sun,—’twas all that was wanted among the chimneys to make the day

First of all to rise in Dyce’s house, after the mistress and the maid,
was the master, Daniel Dyce himself.

And now I will tell you all about Daniel Dyce: it is that behind his back
he was known as Cheery Dan.

“Your bath is ready, Dan,” his sister had cried, and he rose and went
with chittering teeth to it, looked at it a moment, and put a hand in the
water.  It was as cold as ice, because that water, drinking which, men
never age, comes from high mountain bens.

“That for ye to-day!” said he to the bath, snapping his fingers.  “I’ll
see ye far enough first!”  And contented himself with a slighter wash
than usual, and shaving.  As he shaved he hummed all the time, as was his
habit, an ancient air of his boyhood; to-day it was

   “Star of Peace, to wanderers weary,”

with not much tone but a great conviction,—a tall, lean, clean-shaven man
of over fifty, with a fine long nose, a ruddy cheek, keen grey eyes, and
plenty of room in his clothes, the pockets of him so large and open it
was no wonder so many people tried, as it were, to put their hands into
them.  And when he was dressed he did a droll thing, for from one of his
pockets he took what hereabouts we call a pea-sling, that to the rest of
the world is a catapult, and having shut one eye, and aimed with the
weapon, and snapped the rubber several times with amazing gravity, he
went upstairs into an attic and laid it on a table at the window with a
pencilled note, in which he wrote—

                           A NEW YEAR’S DAY PRESENT
                                FOR A GOOD BOY
                       AN UNCLE WHO DOES NOT LIKE CATS.

He looked round the little room that seemed very bright and cheerful, for
its window gazed over the garden to the east and to the valley where was
seen the King’s highway.  “Wonderful! wonderful!” he said to himself.
“They have made an extraordinary job of it.  Very nice indeed, but just a
shade ladylike.  A stirring boy would prefer fewer fal-lals.”

There was little indeed to suggest the occupation of a stirring boy in
that attic, with its draped dressing-table in lilac print, its
looking-glass flounced in muslin and pink lover’s-knots, its bower-like
bed canopied and curtained with green lawn, its shy scent of pot-pourri
and lavender.  A framed text in crimson wools, the work of Bell Dyce when
she was in Miss Mushet’s seminary, hung over the mantelpiece enjoining
all beholders to

                             WATCH AND PRAY.

Mr Dyce put both hands into his trousers pockets, bent a little, and
heaved in a sort of chirruping laughter.  “Man’s whole duty, according to
Bell Dyce,” he said, “‘Watch and Pray’; but they do not need to have the
lesson before them continually yonder in Chicago, I’ll warrant.  Yon’s
the place for watching, by all accounts, however it may be about the
prayer.  ‘Watch and Pray’—h’m!  It should be Watch _or_ Pray—it clearly
cannot be both at once with the world the way it is; you might as well
expect a man to eat pease-meal and whistle strathspeys at the same time.”

He was humming “Star of Peace”—for the tune he started the morning with
usually lasted him all day,—and standing in the middle of the floor
contemplating with amusement the ladylike adornment of the room prepared
for his Chicago nephew, when a light step fell on the attic stairs, and a
woman’s voice cried, “Dan!  Dan Dyce!  Coo-ee!”

He did not answer.

She cried again after coming up a step or two more, but still he did not
answer.  He slid behind one of the bed-curtains.


ALISON DYCE came lightly up the rest of the stair, whistling blithely, in
spite of her sister Bell’s old notion that whistling women and crowing
hens are never canny.  She swept into the room.  People in the town—which
has a forest of wood and deer behind it—used to say she had the tread and
carriage of a young wild roe, and I can well assure you she was the girl
to walk with on a winter day!  She had in her hand a book of poems called
‘The Golden Treasury’ and a spray of the herb called Honesty, that
thrives in poor men’s gardens.  Having laid them down on the table
without noticing her brother’s extraordinary Present for a Good Boy, she
turned about and fondled things.  She smoothed the bed-clothes as if they
covered a child, she patted the chair-backs with an air of benediction,
she took cushions to her breast like one that cuddled them, and when she
touched the mantel-piece ornaments they could not help it but must start
to chime.  It was always a joy to see Alison Dyce redding-up, as we say;
though in housewifery, like sewing, knitting, and cooking, she was only a
poor second to her sister Bell.  She tried, from duty, to like these
occupations, but, oh dear! the task was beyond her: whatever she had
learned from her schooling in Edinburgh and Brussels, it was not the
darning of hose and the covering of rhubarb-tarts.

Her gift, said Bell, was management.

Tripping round the little attic, she came back by-and-by to the table at
the window to take one last wee glimpse inside ‘The Golden Treasury,’
that was her own delight and her notion of happy half-hours for the ideal
boy, and her eye fell for the first time on the pea-sling and the note
beside it.

She read, and laughed, and upon my word, if laughter like Ailie Dyce’s
could be bought in perforated rolls, there would be no demand for Chopin
and Schumann on the pianolas.  It was a laugh that even her brother could
not resist: a paroxysm of coughing burst from behind the curtains, and he
came out beside her chuckling.

“I reckoned without my hoast,” said he, gasping.

“I was sure you were upstairs,” said Alison.  “You silly man!  Upon my
word!  Where’s your dignity, Mr Dyce?”

Dan Dyce stood for a second a little bit abashed, rubbing his chin and
blinking his eyes as if their fun was a thing to be kept from brimming
over.  “I’m a great wag!” said he.  “If it’s dignity you’re after, just
look at my velvet coat!” and so saying he caught the ends of his coat
skirts with his fingers, held them out at arm’s-length, and turned round
as he might do at a fit-on in his tailor’s, laughing till his hoast came
on again.  “Dignity, quo’ she, just look at my velvet coat!”

“Dan, Dan! will you never be wise?” said Ailie Dyce, a humorsome
demoiselle herself, if you believe me.

“Not if I keep my health,” said he.  “You have made a bonny-like show of
the old garret, between the two of you.  It’s as smart as a lass at her
first ball.”

“I think it’s very nice; at least it might be worse,” interrupted Alison
defensively, glancing round with satisfaction and an eye to the hang of
the frame round “Watch and Pray.”  Bell’s wool-work never agreed with her
notions, but, as she knew that her tarts never agreed with Bell, she
kept, on that point, aye discreetly dumb.

“Poor little Chicago!” said her brother.  “I’m vexed for the wee fellow.
Print chintz, or chint prints, or whatever it is; sampler texts, and
scent, and poetry books—what in the world is the boy to break?”

“Oh, you have seen to that department, Dan!” said Ailie, taking the
pea-sling again in her hand.  “‘A New Year’s Day Present for a Good Boy
from an Uncle who does not like Cats.’  I declare that _is_ a delightful
way of making the child feel quite at home at once.”

“Tuts!  ’Tis just a diversion.  I know it’ll cheer him wonderfully to
find at the start that if there’s no young folk in the house there’s some
of the eternal Prank.  I suppose there are cats in Chicago.  He cannot
expect us to provide him with pigs, which are the usual domestic pets
there, I believe.  You let my pea-sling alone, Ailie; you’ll find it will
please him more than all the poetry and pink bows.  I was once a boy
myself, and I know.”

“You were never anything else,” said Alison.  “And never will be anything
else.  It is a pity to let the child see at the very start what an
irresponsible person his uncle is; and besides, it’s cruel to throw
stones at cats.”

“Not at all, not at all!” said her brother briskly, with his head
quizzically to the side a little, in a way he had when debating in the
Court.  “I have been throwing stones for twenty years at those cats of
Rodger’s that live in our garden and I never hit one yet.  They’re all
about six inches too short for genuine sport.  If cats were Dachshund
dogs, and I wasn’t so fond of dogs, I would be deadly.  But my ado with
cats is just one of the manly old British sports, like trout-fishing and
curling.  You take your fun out in anticipation, and the only difference
is you never need to carry a flask.  Still, I’m not without hope that my
nephew from Chicago may have a better aim than I have.”

“You are an old—an old goose, Dan Dyce, and a Happy New Year to you!”
said his sister, putting her arms suddenly round his neck and kissing

“Tuts! the coming of that child’s ta’en your head,” said the brother,
reddening, for sisters never kiss their own brothers in our part,—it’s so
sentimental, it’s so like the penny stories.  “A Good New Year to you,
Ailie,” and “Tuts!” he said again, looking quite upset, till Ailie
laughed and put her arm through his and drew him downstairs to the
breakfast to which she had come to summon him.

The Chicago child’s bedroom, left to itself, chilly a bit like Highland
weather, but honest and clean, looked more like a bower than ever: the
morning sun, peeping over garden trees and the chimneys of the lanes,
gazed particularly on the table where the pea-sling and the poetry book
lay together.

And now the town was thronged like a fair-day, with such stirring things
happening every moment in the street that the servant, Kate, had a
constant head out at the window, “putting by the time,” as she explained
to the passing inquirer, “till the Mustress would be ready for the
breakfast.”  That was Kate,—she had come from an island where they make
the most of everything that may be news, even if it’s only brandy-sauce
to pudding at the minister’s; and Miss Dyce could not start cutting a new
bodice or sewing a button on her brother’s trousers but the maid billowed
out upon the window-sash to tell the tidings to the first of her sex that

Over the trodden snow she saw the people from the country crowd in their
Sunday clothes, looking pretty early in the day for gaiety, all with
scent on their handkerchiefs (which is the odour of festive days for a
hundred miles round burgh towns); and town people, less splendid in
attire, as folk that know the difference between a holiday and a Sabbath,
and leave their religious hard hats at home on a New Year’s day;
children, too, replete with bun already, and all succulent with the juice
of Divine’s oranges.  She heard the bell begin to peal again, for Wully
Oliver—fie on Wully Oliver!—had been met by some boys who told him the
six o’clock bell was not yet rung, and sent him back to perform an office
he had done with hours before.  He went to his bell dubiously, something
in the dizzy abyss he called his mind that half convinced him he had rung
it already.

“Let me pause and consider,” he said once or twice when being urged to
the rope, scratching the hair behind his ears with both hands, his
gesture of reflection.  “Was there no’ a bairn—an auld-fashioned
bairn—helped to ca’ the bell already, and wanted to gie me money for the
chance?  It runs in my mind there was a bairn, and that she had us aye
boil-boiling away at eggs; but maybe I’m wrong, for I’ll admit I had a
dram or two and lost the place.  I don’t believe in dram-dram-dramming,
but I aye say if you take a dram, take it in the morning and you get the
good of it all day.  It’s a tip I learned in the Crimea.”  But at last
they convinced him the bairn was just imagination, and Wanton Wully
Oliver spat on his hands and grasped the rope, and so it happened that
the morning bell on the New Year’s day on which my story opens was twice

The Dyce handmaid heard it pealing as she hung over the window-sash with
her cap agee on her head.  She heard from every quarter—from lanes,
closes, tavern rooms, high attics, and back-yards—fifes playing; it was
as if she leaned over a magic grove of great big birds, each singing its
own song—“Come to the Bower,” or “Monymusk,” or “The Girl I left Behind
Me,” noble airs wherein the captain of the band looked for a certain
perfection from his musicians before they marched out again at midday.
“For,” said he often in rehearsals, “anything will do in the way of a
tune in the dark, my sunny boys, but it must be the tiptop of skill, and
no discordancy, when the eyes of the world are on us.  One turn more at
‘Monymusk,’ sunny boys, and then we’ll have a skelp at yon tune of my own

Besides the sound of the bell and the universal practice of the fifes
there were loud vocalists at the Cross, and such laughter in the street
that Kate was in an ecstasy.  Once, uplifted beyond all private decorum,
she kilted her gown and gave a step of a reel in her kitchen solitude.

“Isn’t it cheery, the noise!” she exclaimed delightly to the
letter-carrier who came to the window with the morning’s letters.  “Oh, I
am feeling beautiful!  It is—it is—it is just like being inside a pair of

He was a man who roared, the postman, being used to bawling up long
common-stairs in the tenements for the people to come down to the foot
themselves for their letters—a man with one roguish eye for the maiden
and another at random.  Passing in the letters one by one, he said in
tones that on a quieter day might be heard half up the street, “Nothing
for you, yourself, personally, Kate, but maybe there’ll be one to-morrow.
Three big blue anes and seven wee anes for the man o’ business himsel’,
twa for Miss Dyce (she’s the wonderfu’ correspondent!), and ane for Miss
Alison wi’ the smell o’ scented perfume on’t—that’ll be frae the Miss
Birds o’ Edinburgh.  And I near forgot—here’s a post-caird for Miss Dyce:
hearken to this—

“‘Child arrived Liverpool yesterday; left this morning for Scotland.
Quite safe to go alone, charge of conductor.  Pip, pip!  Molyneux.’”

“Whatna child is it, Kate?”

“‘Pip, pip!’  What in the world’s ‘Pip, pip’?  The child is brother
William’s child, to be sure,” said Kate, who always referred to the Dyce
relations as if they were her own.  “You have heard of brother William?”

“Him that was married on the play-actress and never wrote home?” shouted
the letter-carrier.  “He went away before my time.  Go on; quick, for I’m
in a desperate hurry this mornin’.”

“Well, he died abroad in Chickagoo.  God have mercy on him dying so far
away from home, and him without a word of Gaelic in his head! and a
friend o’ his father ’s bringing the boy home to his aunties.”

“Where in the world’s Chickagoo?” bellowed the postman.

“In America, of course,—where else would it be but in America?” said Kate
contemptuously.  “Where is your education not to know that Chickagoo is
in America, where the servant-maids have a pound a-week of wages, and
learn the piano, and can get married when they like quite easy?”

“Bless me! do you say so?” cried the postman in amazement, and not
without a pang of jealousy.

“Yes, I say so!” said Kate in the snappish style she often showed to the
letter-carrier.  “And the child is coming this very day with the
coach-and-twice from Maryfield railway station—oh them trains! them
trains! with their accidents; my heart is in my mouth to think of a child
in them.  Will you not come round to the back and get the Mustress’s New
Year dram?  She is going to give a New Year dram to every man that calls
on business this day.  But I will not let you in, for it is in my mind
that you would not be a lucky first-foot.”

“Much obleeged,” said the postman, “but ye needna be feared.  I’m not
allowed to go dramming at my duty.  It’s offeecial, and I canna help it.
If it was not offeecial, there’s few letter-carriers that wouldna need to
hae iron hoops on their heids to keep their brains from burstin’ on the
day efter New Year.”

Kate heard a voice behind her, and pulled her head in hurriedly with a
gasp, and a cry of “Mercy, the start I got!” while the postman fled on
his rounds.  Miss Dyce stood behind, in the kitchen, indignant.

“You are a perfect heartbreak, Kate,” said the mistress.  “I have rung
for breakfast twice, and you never heard me, with your clattering out
there to the letter-carrier.  It’s a pity you cannot marry the glee
party, as Mr Dyce calls him, and be done with it.”

“Me marry him!” cried the maid indignantly.  “I think I see myself
marryin’ a man like yon, and his eyes not neighbours.”

“That’s a trifle in a husband if his heart is good: the letter-carrier’s
eyes may—may skew a little, but it’s not to be wondered at, considering
the look-out he has to keep on all sides of him to keep out of reach of
every trollop in the town who wants to marry him.”

And leaving Kate speechless at this accusation, the mistress of the house
took the letters from her hands and went to the breakfast-table with

She had read the contents of the post-card before she reached the
parlour; its news dismayed her.

“Just imagine!” she cried.  “Here’s that bairn on his way from Liverpool
his lee-lone, and not a body with him!”

“What! what!” cried Mr Dyce, whose eyes had been shut to say the grace.
“Isn’t that actor-fellow, Molyneux, coming with him, as he promised?”

Miss Dyce sunk in a chair and burst into tears, crushing the post-card in
her hand.

“What does he say?” demanded her brother.

“He says—he says—oh, dear me!—he says ‘Pip, pip!’” quoth the weeping


“I MISDOUBTED Mr Molyneux from the very first,” said Ailie, turning as
white as a clout.  “From all his post-cards he was plainly too casual.
Stop it, Bell, my dear—have sense; the child’s in a Christian land, and
in care of somebody who is probably more dependable than this delightful

Mr Dyce took out an old, thick, silver verge.  “Nine o’clock,” he said,
with a glance at its creamy countenance.  “Molyneux’s consignment is
making his first acquaintance with Scottish scenery and finding himself,
I hope, amused at the Edinburgh accent.  He’ll arrive at Maryfield—poor
wee smout!—at three; if I drive over at twelve, I’ll be in time to meet
him.  Tuts, Bell, give over; he’s a ten-year-old and a Dyce at
that,—there’s not the slightest fear of him.”

“Ten years old, and in a foreign country—if you can call Scotland a
foreign country,” cried Miss Dyce, still sobbing with anger and grief.
“Oh, the cat-witted scamp, that Molyneux,—if I had him here!”

The dining-room door opened and let in a yawning dog of most plebeian
aspect, longest lie-abed of the household, the clamour of the street, and
the sound of sizzling bacon, followed by Kate’s majestic form at a
stately glide, because she had on her new stiff lilac print that was worn
for breakfast only on Sundays and holidays.  “You would think I was never
coming,” she said genially, and smiled widely as she put the tray on the
sideboard.  This that I show you, I fear, is a beggarly household,
absurdly free from ceremony.  Mr Dyce looked at his sister Ailie and
smiled; Ailie looked at her sister Bell and smiled.  Bell took a hairpin
or two out of their places and seemed to stab herself with them viciously
in the nape of the neck, and smiled not at all nor said anything, for she
was furious with Molyneux, whom she could see in her mind’s eye—an ugly,
tippling, frowsy-looking person with badly polished boots, an impression
that would have greatly amused Mrs Molyneux, who, not without reason,
counted her Jim the handsomest man and the best dressed in the profession
in all Chicago.

“I’m long of coming, like Royal Charlie,” Kate proceeded, as she passed
the ashets on to Miss Dyce; “but, oh me! New Year’s day here is no’ like
New Year’s day in the bonny isle of Colonsay.”

Mr Dyce said grace and abstractedly helped himself alternately from both
ends of a new roll of powdered butter.  “Dan, dear, don’t take the butter
from both ends,—it spoils the look,” said Bell.

“Tuts!” said he.  “What’s the odds?  There’ll be no ends at all when
we’re done with it.  I’m utterly regardless of the symmetrical and the
beautiful this morning.  I’m savage to think of that man Molyneux.  If I
was not a man of peace I would be wanting to wring Mr Molyneux’s neck,”
and he twisted his morning roll in halves with ferocious hands.

“Dan!” said Ailie, shocked.  “I never heard you say anything so
bloodthirsty in all my life before.  I would never have thought it of

“Maybe not,” he said.  “There’s many things about me you never suspected.
You women are always under delusions about the men—about the men—well,
dash it! about the men you like.  I know myself so well that there is no
sin, short of one or two not so accounted, that I cannot think myself
capable of.  I believe I might be forced into robbing a kirk if I had no
money and was as hungry as I was this morning before that post-card came
to ruin a remarkably fine New-Year’s-day appetite, or even into murdering
a man like Molyneux who failed in the simplest duties no man should

“I hope and trust,” said Bell, still nervous, “that he is a wiselike boy
with a proper upbringing, who will not be frightened at travelling and
make no mistakes about the train.  If he was a Scotch laddie, with the
fear of God in him, I would not be a bit put about for him, for he would
be sure to be asking, asking, and if he felt frightened he would just
start and eat something, like a Christian.  But this poor child has no
advantages.  Just American!”

Ailie sat back in her chair, with her teacup in her hand, and laughed,
and Kate laughed quietly—though it beat her to see where the fun was; and
the dog laughed likewise—at least it wagged its tail and twisted its body
and made such extraordinary sounds in its throat that you could say it
was laughing.

“Tuts! you are the droll woman, Bell,” said Mr Dyce, blinking at her.
“You have the daftest ideas of some things.  For a woman who spent so
long a time in Miss Mushet’s seminary and reads so much at the
newspapers, I wonder at you.”

“Of course his father was Scotch, that’s one mercy,” added Bell, not a
bit annoyed at the reception of her pious opinions.

“That is always something to be going on with,” said Mr Dyce mockingly.
“I hope he’ll make the most of that great start in life and fortune.
It’s as good as money in his pocket.”

Bell put up a tiny hand and pushed a stray curl (for she had a rebel
chevelure) behind her ear, and smiled in spite of her anxiety about the
coming nephew.  “You may laugh if you like, Dan,” she said emphatically,
perking with her head across the table at him; “but I’m _proud_, I’m
PROUD, I’m PROUD I’m Scotch.”  (“Not apologising for it myself,” said her
brother softly.)  “And you know what these Americans are!  Useless
bodies, who make their men brush their own boots, and have to pay wages
that’s a sin to housemaids, and eat pie even-on.”

“Dear me! is that true, or did you see it in a newspaper?” said her
brother.  “I begin to be alarmed myself at the possibilities of this
small gentleman now on his way to the north, in the complete confidence
of Mr Molyneux, who must think him very clever.  It’s a land of infant
prodigies he comes from; even at the age of ten he may have more of the
stars and stripes in him than we can eradicate by a diet of porridge and
a curriculum of Shorter Catechism and Jane Porter’s ‘Scottish Chiefs.’
Faith, I was fond of Jane myself when I read her first: she was nice and
bloody.  A big soft hat with a bash in it, perhaps; a rhetorical delivery
at the nose, ‘I guess and calculate’ every now and then; a habit of
chewing tobacco” (“We’ll need a cuspidor,” said Ailie _sotto voce_); “and
a revolver in his wee hip-pocket.  Oh, the darling!  I can see him quite

“Mercy on us!” cried the maid Kate, and fled the room all in a tremor at
the idea of the revolver.

“You may say what you like, but I cannot get over his being an American,”
said Bell solemnly.  “The dollar’s everything in America, and they’re so

“Terrible! terrible!” said her brother ironically, breaking into another
egg fiercely with his knife, as if he were decapitating the President of
the United States.

Ailie laughed again.  “Dear, dear Bell!” she said, “it sounds quite
Scotch.  A devotion to the dollar is a good sound basis for a Scotch
character.  Remember there are about a hundred bawbees in a dollar: just
think of the dollar in bawbees, and you’ll not be surprised that the
Americans prize it so much.”

“Renegade!” said Bell, shaking a spoon at her.

“Provincial!” retorted Ailie, shaking a fork at Bell.

   “‘Star of Peace, to wanderers weary,
   Bright the beams that shine on me,’

—children, be quiet,” half-sung, half-said their brother.  “Bell, you are
a blether; Ailie, you are a cosmopolitan, a thing accursed.  That’s what
Edinburgh and Brussels and your too brisk head have done for you.  Just
bring yourself to our poor parochial point of view, and tell me, both of
you, what you propose to do with this young gentleman from Chicago when
you get him.”

“Change his stockings and give him a good tea,” said Bell promptly, as if
she had been planning it for weeks.  “He’ll be starving of hunger and
damp with snow.”

“There’s something more than dry hose and high tea to the making of a
man,” said her brother.  “You can’t keep that up for a dozen years.”

“Oh, you mean education!” said Bell resignedly.  “That’s not in my
department at all.”

Ailie expressed her views with calm, soft deliberation, as if she, too,
had been thinking of nothing else for weeks, which was partly the case.
“I suppose,” she said, “he’ll go to the Grammar School, and get a good
grounding on the classic side, and then to the University.  I will just
love to help him so long as he’s at the Grammar School.  That’s what I
should have been, Dan, if you had let me—a teacher.  I hope he’s a bright
boy, for I simply cannot stand what Bell calls—calls—”

“Diffies,” suggested Bell.

“Diffies; yes, I can _not_ stand diffies.  Being half a Dyce I can hardly
think he will be a diffy.  If he’s the least like his father, he may be a
little wild at first, but at least he’ll be good company, which makes up
for a lot, and good-hearted, quick in perception, fearless, and—”

“And awful funny,” suggested Bell, beaming with old, fond, glad
recollections of the brother dead beside his actor wife in far Chicago.

“Fearless, and good fun,” continued Ailie.  “Oh, dear Will! what a merry
soul he was.  Well, the child cannot be a fool if he’s like his father.
American independence, though he has it in—in—in clods, won’t do him any
harm at all.  I love Americans—do you hear that, Bell Dyce?—because they
beat that stupid old King George, and have been brave in the forest and
wise on the prairie, and feared no face of king, and laughed at
dynasties.  I love them because they gave me Emerson, and Whitman, and
Thoreau, and because one of them married my brother William, and was the
mother of his child.”

Dan Dyce nodded; he never quizzed his sister Ailie when it was her heart
that spoke and her eyes were sparkling.

“The first thing you should learn him,” said Miss Dyce, “is ‘God save the
Queen.’  It’s a splendid song altogether; I’m glad I’m of a kingdom every
time I hear it at a meeting, for it’s all that’s left of the olden
notions the Dyces died young or lost their money for.  You’ll learn him
that, Ailie, or I’ll be very vexed with you.  I’ll put flesh on his bones
with my cooking if you put the gentleman in him.”

It was Bell’s idea that a gentleman talked a very fine English accent
like Ailie, and carried himself stately like Ailie, and had wise and
witty talk for rich or poor like Ailie.

“I’m not so sure about the university,” she went on.  “Such stirks come
out of it sometimes; look at poor Maclean, the minister!  They tell me he
could speak Hebrew if he got anybody to speak it back slow to him, but
just imagine the way he puts on his clothes!  And his wife manages him
not so bad in broad Scotch.  I think we could do nothing better than make
the boy a lawyer; it’s a trade looked up to, and there’s money in it,
though I never could see the need of law myself if folk would only be
agreeable.  He could go into Dan’s office whenever he is old enough.”

“A lawyer!” cried her brother.  “You have first of all to see that he’s
not an ass.”

“And what odds would that make to a lawyer?” said Bell quickly, snapping
her eyes at the brother she honestly thought the wisest man in Scotland.

“Bell,” said he, “as I said before, you’re a haivering body—nothing else,
though I’ll grant you bake no’ a bad scone.  And as for you, Ailie,
you’re beginning, like most women, at the wrong end.  The first thing to
do with your nephew is to teach him to be happy, for it’s a habit that
has to be acquired early, like the liking for pease-brose.”

“You began gey early yourself,” said Bell.  “Mother used to say that she
was aye kittling your feet till you laughed when you were a baby.  I
sometimes think that she did not stop it soon enough.”

“If I had to educate myself again, and had not a living to make, I would
leave out a good many things the old dominie thought needful.  What was
yon awful thing again?—mensuration.  To sleep well and eat anything, fear
the face of nobody in bashfulness, to like dancing, and be able to sing a
good bass or tenor,—that’s no bad beginning in the art of life.  There’s
a fellow Brodie yonder in the kirk choir who seems to me happier than a
king when he’s getting in a fine boom-boom of bass to the tune Devizes;
he puts me all out at my devotions on a Lord’s day with envy of his

“What! envy too!” said Alison.  “Murder, theft, and envy—what a brother!”

“Yes, envy too, the commonest and ugliest of our sins,” said Mr Dyce.  “I
never met man or woman who lacked it, though many never know they have
it.  I hope the great thing is to be ashamed to feel it, for that’s all
that I can boast of myself.  When I was a boy at the school there was
another boy, a great friend of my own, was chosen to compete for a prize
I was thought incapable of taking, so that I was not on the list.  I
envied him to hatred—almost; and saying my bits of prayers at night I
prayed that he might win.  I felt ashamed of my envy, and set the better
Daniel Dyce to wrestle with the Daniel Dyce who was not quite so big.  It
was a sair fight, I can assure you.  I found the words of my prayer and
my wishes considerably at variance—”

“Like me and ‘Thy will be done’ when we got the word of brother William,”
said Bell.

“But my friend—dash him!—got the prize.  I suppose God took a kind of
vizzy down that night and saw the better Dan Dyce was doing his desperate
best against the other devil’s-Dan, who mumbled the prayer on the chance
He would never notice.  There was no other way of accounting for it, for
that confounded boy got the prize, and he was not half so clever as
myself, and that was Alick Maitland.  Say nothing about envy, Ailie; I
fear we all have some of it until we are perhaps well up in years, and
understand that between the things we envy and the luck we have there is
not much to choose.  If I got all I wanted, myself, the world would have
to be much enlarged.  It does not matter a docken leaf.  Well, as I was
saying when my learned friend interrupted me, I would have this young
fellow healthy and happy and interested in everything.  There are men I
see who would mope and weary in the middle of a country fair—God help
them!  I want to stick pins in them sometimes and make them jump.  They
take as little interest in life as if they were undertakers.”

“Hoots! nobody could weary in this place at any rate,” said Bell briskly.
“Look at the life and gaiety that’s in it.  Talk about London!  I can
hardly get my sleep at night quite often with the traffic.  And such
things are always happening in it—births and marriages, engagements and
tea-parties, new patterns at Miss Minto’s, two coaches in the day, and
sometimes somebody doing something silly that will keep you laughing half
the week.”

“But it’s not quite so lively as Chicago,” said Mr Dyce.  “There has not
been a man shot in this neighbourhood since the tinker kind of killed his
wife (as the fiscal says) with the pistol.  You’ll have heard of him?
When the man was being brought on the scaffold for it, and the minister
asked if he had anything to say before he suffered the extreme penalty of
the law, ‘All I have got to say,’ he answered, starting to greet, ‘is
that this’ll be an awful lesson to me.’”

“That’s one of your old ones,” said Bell; but even an old one was welcome
in Dyce’s house on New Year’s day, and the three of them laughed at the
story as if it had newly come from London in Ailie’s precious ‘Punch.’
The dog fell into a convulsion of merriment, as if inward chuckles
tormented him—as queer a dog as ever was, neither Scotch terrier nor
Skye, Dandy Dinmont nor Dachshund, but just dog,—dark wire-haired behind,
short ruddy-haired in front, a stump tail, a face so fringed you could
only see its eyes when the wind blew.  Mr Dyce put down his hand and
scratched it behind the ear.  “Don’t laugh, Footles,” he said.  “I would
not laugh if I were you, Footles,—it’s just an old one.  Many a time
you’ve heard it before, sly rogue.  One would think you wanted to borrow
money.”  If you could hear Dan Dyce speak to his dog, you would know at
once he was a bachelor: only bachelors and bairnless men know dogs.

“I hope and trust he’ll have decent clothes to wear, and none of their
American rubbish,” broke in Bell, back to her nephew again.  “It’s all
nonsense about the bashed hat; but you can never tell what way an
American play-actor will dress a bairn: there’s sure to be something
daft-like about him—a starry waistcoat or a pair of spats,—and we must
make him respectable like other boys in the place.”

“I would say Norfolk suits, the same as the banker’s boys,” suggested
Ailie.  “I think the banker’s boys always look so smart and neat.”

“Anything with plenty of pockets in it,” said Mr Dyce.  “At the age of
ten a boy would prefer his clothes to be all pockets.  By George! an
entire suit of pockets, with a new penny in every pocket for luck, would
be a great treat,”—and he chuckled at the idea, making a mental note of
it for a future occasion.

“Stuff and nonsense!” cried Bell emphatically, for here she was in her
own department.  “The boy is going to be a Scotch boy.  I’ll have the
kilt on him, or nothing.”

“The kilt!” said Mr Dyce.

“The kilt!” cried Ailie.


It was a loud knocking at the front door.  They stopped the talk to
listen, and they heard the maid go along the lobby from the kitchen.
When she opened the door, there came in the cheerful discord of the
street, the sound of a pounding drum, the fifes still busy, the
orange-hawker’s cry, but over all they heard her put her usual
interrogation to visitors, no matter what their state or elegance.

“Well, what is’t?” she asked, and though they could not see her, they
knew she would have the door just a trifle open, with her shoulder
against it, as if she was there to repel some chieftain of a wild
invading clan.  Then they heard her cry, “Mercy on me!” and her footsteps
hurrying to the parlour door.  She threw it open, and stood with some one
behind her.

“What do you think?  Here’s brother William’s wean!” she exclaimed in a

“My God!  Where is he?” cried Bell, the first to find her tongue.  “He’s
no hurt, is he?”

“_It’s no’ a him at all—it’s a her_!” shrieked Kate, throwing up her arms
in consternation, and stepping aside she gave admission to a little girl.


THE orphan child of William and Mary Dyce, dead, the pair of them, in the
far-off city of Chicago, stepped quite serenely into an astounded
company.  There were three Dyces in a row in front of her, and the droll
dog Footles at her feet, and behind her, Kate, the servant, wringing her
apron as if it had newly come from the washing-boyne, her bosom heaving.
Ten eyes (if you could count the dog’s, hidden by his tousy fringe)
stared at the child a moment, and any ordinary child would have been much
put out; but this was no common child, or else she felt at once the fond
kind air of home.  I will give you her picture in a sentence or two.  She
was black-haired, dark and quick in the eye, not quite pale but olive in
complexion, with a chin she held well up, and a countenance neither shy
nor bold, but self-possessed.  Fur on her neck and hood (Jim Molyneux’s
last gift), and a muff that held her arms up to the elbows, gave her an
aspect of picture-book cosiness that put the maid in mind at once of the
butcher’s Christmas calendar.

It was the dog that first got over the astonishment: he made a dive at
her with little friendly growls, and rolled on his back at her feet, to
paddle with his four paws in the air, which was his way of showing he was
in the key for fun.

With a cry of glee she threw the muff on the floor and plumped beside
him, put her arms about his body and buried her face in his fringe.  His
tail went waving, joyous, like a banner.  “Doggie, doggie, you love me,”
said she in an accent that was anything but American.  “Let us pause and
consider,—you will not leave this house till I boil you an egg.”

“God bless me, what child’s this?” cried Bell, coming to herself with a
start, and, pouncing on her, she lifted her to her feet.  Ailie sank on
her hands and knees and stared in the visitor’s face.  “The kilt,
indeed!” said Mr Dyce to himself.  “This must be a warlock wean, for if
it has not got the voice and sentiment of Wanton Wully Oliver I’m losing
my wits.”

“Tell me this, quick, are you Lennox Dyce?” said Bell all trembling,
devouring the little one with her eyes.

“Well, I just guess I am,” replied the child calmly, with the dog licking
her chin.  “Say, are you Auntie Bell?” and this time there was no doubt
about the American accent.  Up went her mouth to them to be kissed,
composedly: they lost no time, but fell upon her, Ailie half in tears
because at once she saw below the childish hood so much of brother

“Lennox, dear, you should not speak like that; who in all the world
taught you to speak like that?” said Bell, unwrapping her.

“Why, I thought that was all right here,” said the stranger.  “That’s the
way the bell-man speaks.”

“Bless me!  Do you know the bell-man?” cried Miss Dyce.

“I rang his old bell for him this morning—didn’t you hear me?” was the
surprising answer.  “He’s a nice man; he liked me.  I’d like him too if
he wasn’t so tired.  He was too tired to speak sense; all he would say
was, ‘I’ve lost the place; let us pause and consider,’ and ‘Try another
egg.’  I said I would give him a quarter if he’d let me ring his bell,
and he said he’d let me do it for nothing, and my breakfast besides.
‘You’ll not leave this house till I boil an egg for you’—that’s what he
said, and the poor man was so tired and his legs were dreff’le poorly!”
Again her voice was the voice of Wully Oliver; the sentiment, as the
Dyces knew, was the slogan of his convivial hospitality.

“The kilt, indeed!” said Mr Dyce, feeling extraordinarily foolish, and,
walking past them, he went upstairs and hurriedly put the pea-sling in
his pocket.

When he came down, Young America was indifferently pecking at her second
breakfast with Footles on her knee, an aunt on either side of her, and
the maid Kate with a tray in her hand for excuse, open-mouthed, half in
at the door.

“Well, as I was saying, Jim—that’s my dear Mr Molyneux, you know—got busy
with a lot of the boys once he landed off that old ship, and so he said,
‘Bud, this is the—the—justly cel’brated Great Britain; I know by the
boys; they’re so lonely when they’re by themselves; I was ’prehensive we
might have missed it in the dark, but it’s all right.’  And next day he
bought me this muff and things and put me on the cars—say, what funny
cars you have!—and said ‘Good-bye, Bud; just go right up to Maryfield,
and change there.  If you’re lost anywhere on the island just holler out
good and loud, and I’ll hear!’  He pretended he wasn’t caring, but he was
pretty blinky ’bout the eyes, and I saw he wasn’t anyway gay, so I never
let on the way I felt myself.”

She suggested the tone and manner of the absent Molyneux in a fashion to
put him in the flesh before them.  Kate almost laughed loud out at the
oddity of it; Ailie and her brother were astounded at the cleverness of
the mimicry; Bell clenched her hands, and said for the second time that
day, “Oh! that Molyneux, if I had him!”

“He’s a nice man, Jim.  I can’t tell you how I love him—and he gave me
heaps of candy at the depot,” proceeded the unabashed new-comer.
“‘Change at Edinburgh,’ he said; ‘you’ll maybe have time to run into the
Castle and see the Duke; give him my love, but not my address.  When you
get to Maryfield hop out slick and ask for your uncle Dyce.’  And then he
said, did Jim, ‘I hope he ain’t a loaded Dyce, seein’ he’s Scotch, and
it’s the festive season.’”

“The adorable Jim!” said Ailie.  “We might have known.”

“I got on all right,” proceeded the child, “but I didn’t see the Duke of
Edinburgh; there wasn’t time, and uncle wasn’t at Maryfield, but a man
put me on his mail carriage and drove me right here.  He said I was a
caution.  My! it was cold.  Say, is it always weather like this here?”

“Sometimes it’s like this, and sometimes it’s just ordinary Scotch
weather,” said Mr Dyce, twinkling at her through his spectacles.

“I was dreff’le sleepy in the mail, and the driver wrapped me up, and
when I came into this town in the dark he said, ‘Walk right down there
and rap at the first door you see with a brass man’s hand for a knocker;
that’s Mr Dyce’s house.’  I came down, and there wasn’t any brass man,
but I saw the knocker.  I couldn’t reach up to it, so when I saw a man
going into the church with a lantern in his hand, I went up to him and
pulled his coat.  I knew he’d be all right going into a church.  He told
me he was going to ring the bell, and I said I’d give him a quarter—oh, I
said that before.  When the bell was finished he took me to his house for
luck—that was what he said—and he and his wife got right up and boiled
eggs.  They said I was a caution, too, and they went on boiling eggs, and
I couldn’t eat more than two and a white though I tried _and_ tried.  I
think I slept a good while in their house; I was so fatigued, and they
were all right; they loved me, I could see that.  And I liked them some
myself, though they must be mighty poor, for they haven’t any children.
Then the bell-man took me to this house, and rapped at the door, and went
away pretty quick for him before anybody came to it, because he said he
was plain-soled—what’s plain-soled anyhow?—and wasn’t a lucky first-foot
on a New Year’s morning.”

“It beats all, that’s what it does!” cried Bell.  “My poor wee
whitterick!  Were ye no’ frightened on the sea?”

“Whitterick, whitterick,” repeated the child to herself, and Ailie,
noticing, was glad that this was certainly not a diffy.  Diffies never
interest themselves in new words; diffies never go inside themselves with
a new fact as a dog goes under a table with a bone.

“Were you not frightened when you were on the sea?” repeated Bell.

“No,” said the child promptly.  “Jim was there all right, you see, and he
knew all about it.  He said, ‘Trust in Providence, and if it’s _very_
stormy, trust in Providence and the Scotch captain.’”

“I declare! the creature must have some kind of sense in him, too,” said
Bell, a little mollified by this compliment to Scotch sea-captains.  And
all the Dyces fed their eyes upon this wonderful wean that had fallen
among them.  ’Twas happy in that hour with them; as if in a miracle they
had been remitted to their own young years; their dwelling was at long
last furnished!  She had got into the good graces of Footles as if she
had known him all her life.

“Say, uncle, this is a funny dog,” was her next remark.  “Did God make

“Well—yes, I suppose God did,” said Mr Dyce, taken a bit aback.

“Well, isn’t He the darndest!  This dog beats Mrs Molyneux’s Dodo, and
Dodo was a looloo.  What sort of a dog is he?  Scotch terrier?”

“Mostly not,” said her uncle, chuckling.  “It’s really an improvement on
the Scotch terrier.  There’s later patents in him, you might say.  He’s a
sort of mosaic; indeed, when I think of it you might describe him as a
pure mosaic dog.”

“A Mosaic dog!” exclaimed Lennox.  “Then he must have come from
scriptural parts.  Perhaps I’ll get playing with him Sundays.  Not
playing loud out, you know, but just being happy.  I love being happy,
don’t you?”

“It’s my only weakness,” said Mr Dyce emphatically, blinking through his
glasses.  “The other business men in the town don’t approve of me for it;
they call it frivolity.  But it comes so easily to me I never charge it
in the bills, though a sense of humour should certainly be worth 12s. 6d.
a smile in the Table of Fees.  It would save many a costly plea.”

“Didn’t you play on Sunday in Chicago?” asked Ailie.

“Not out loud.  Poppa said he was bound to have me Scotch in one thing at
least, even if it took a strap.  That was after mother died.  He’d just
read to me Sundays, and we went to church till we had pins and needles.
We had the Reverend Ebenezer Paul Frazer, M.A., Presbyterian Church on
the Front.  He just preached and preached till we had pins and needles
all over.”

“My poor Lennox!” exclaimed Ailie, with feeling.

“Oh, I’m all right!” said young America blithely.  “I’m not kicking.”

Dan Dyce, with his head to the side, took off his spectacles and rubbed
them clean with his handkerchief; put them on again, looked at his niece
through them, and then at Ailie, with some emotion struggling in his
countenance.  Ailie for a moment suppressed some inward convulsion, and
turned her gaze, embarrassed from him to Bell, and Bell catching the eyes
of both of them could contain her joy no longer.  They laughed till the
tears came, and none more heartily than brother William’s child.  She had
so sweet a laugh that there and then the Dyces thought it the loveliest
sound they had ever heard in their house.  Her aunts would have devoured
her with caresses.  Her uncle stood over her and beamed, rubbing his
hands, expectant every moment of another manifestation of the oddest kind
of child mind he had ever encountered.  And Kate swept out and in between
the parlour and the kitchen on trivial excuses, generally with something
to eat for the child, who had eaten so much in the house of Wanton Wully
Oliver that she was indifferent to the rarest delicacies of Bell’s
celestial grocery.

“You’re just—just a wee witch!” said Bell, fondling the child’s hair.
“Do you know, that man Molyneux—”

“Jim,” suggested Lennox.

“I would Jim him if I had him!  That man Molyneux in all his scrimping
little letters never said whether you were a boy or a girl, and we
thought a Lennox was bound to be a boy, and all this time we have been
expecting a boy.”

“I declare!” said the little one, with the most amusing drawl, a memory
of Molyneux.  “Why, I always was a girl, far back as I can remember.
Nobody never gave me the chance to be a boy.  I s’pose I hadn’t the
clothes for the part, and they just pushed me along anyhow in frocks.
Would you’d rather I was a boy?”

“Not a bit!  We have one in the house already, and he’s a fair
heart-break,” said her aunt, with a look towards Mr Dyce.  “We had just
made up our minds to dress you in the kilt when your rap came to the
door.  At least, I had made up my mind; the others are so thrawn!  And
bless me! lassie, where’s your luggage?  You surely did not come all the
way from Chicago with no more than what you have on your back?”

“You’ll be tickled to death to see my trunks!” said Lennox.  “I’ve heaps
and heaps of clothes and six dolls.  They’re all coming with the coach.
They wanted me to wait for the coach too, but the mail man who called me
a caution said he was bound to have a passenger for luck on New Year’s
day, and I was in a hurry to get home anyway.”

“Home!”  When she said that, the two aunts swept on her like a billow and
bore her, dog and all, upstairs to her room.  She was almost blind for
want of sleep.  They hovered over her quick-fingered, airy as bees,
stripping her for bed.  She knelt a moment and in one breath said—


And was asleep in the sunlight of the room as soon as her head fell on
the pillow.

“She prayed for her father and mother,” whispered Bell, with Footles in
her arms, as they stood beside the bed.  “It’s not—it’s not quite
Presbyterian to pray for the dead; it’s very American, indeed you might
call it papist.”

Ailie’s face reddened, but she said nothing.

“And do you know this?” said Bell shamefacedly, “I do it myself; upon my
word, I do it myself.  I’m often praying for father and mother and

“So am I,” confessed Alison, plainly relieved.  “I’m afraid I’m a poor
Presbyterian, for I never knew there was anything wrong in doing so.”

Below, in the parlour, Mr Dyce stood looking into the white garden, a
contented man, humming—

                   “Star of Peace, to wanderers weary.”


SHE was a lucky lassie, this of ours, to have come home to her father’s
Scotland on that New Year’s day, for there is no denying that it is not
always gay in Scotland, contrairy land, that, whether we be deep down in
the waist of the world and afar from her, or lying on her breast, chains
us to her with links of iron and gold,—stern tasks and happy days
remembered, ancient stories, austerity and freedom, cold weather on moor
and glen, warm hearths and burning hearts.  She might have seen this
burgh first in its solemnity, on one of the winter days when it shivers
and weeps among its old memorials, and the wild geese cry more constant
over the house-tops, and the sodden gardens, lanes, wynds, and wells, the
clanging spirits of old citizens dead and gone, haunting the place of
their follies and their good times, their ridiculous ideals, their
mistaken ambitions, their broken plans.  Ah, wild geese! wild geese! old
ghosts that cry to-night above my dwelling, I feel—I feel and know!  She
might have come, the child, to days of fast, and sombre dark drugget
garments, dissonant harsh competing kettle bells, or spoiled harvests,
poor fishings, hungry hours.  It was good for her, and it is the making
of my story, that she came not then, but with the pure white cheerful
snow, to ring the burgh bell in her childish escapade, and usher in with
merriment the New Year, and begin her new life happily in the old world.

She woke at noon among the scented curtains, in linen sea-breeze
bleached, under the camceil roof that all children love, for it makes a
garret like the ancestral cave, and in rainy weather they can hear the
pattering feet of foes above them.  She heard the sound of John Taggart’s
drum, and the fifing of “Happy we’ve been a’ thegether,” and turning,
found upon her pillow a sleeping doll that woke whenever she raised it
up, and stared at her in wonderment.

“Oh!—Oh!—Oh! you roly-poley blonde!” cried the child in ecstasy, hugging
it to her bosom and covering it with kisses.  “I’m as glad as anything.
Do you see the lovely little room?  I’ll tell you right here what your
name is: it’s Alison; no, it’s Bell; no, it’s Alibel for your two just
lovely, lovely aunties.”

Up she rose, sleep banished, with a sense of cheerfulness and
expectation, nimbly dressed herself, and slid down the banisters to
tumble plump at the feet of her Auntie Bell in the lobby.

“Mercy on us!  You’ll break your neck; are you hurt?” cried Aunt Bell.
“I’m not kicking,” said the child, and the dog waved furiously a gladsome
tail.  A log fire blazed and crackled and hissed in the parlour, and Mr
Dyce tapped time with his fingers on a chair-back to an internal hymn.

“My! ain’t I the naughty girl to be snoozling away like a gopher in a
hole all day?  Your clock’s stopped, Uncle Dan.”

Mr Dyce looked very guilty, and coughed, rubbing his chin.  “You’re a
noticing creature,” said he.  “I declare it _has_ stopped.  Well, well!”
and his sister Bell plainly enjoyed some amusing secret.

“Your uncle is always a little daft, my dear,” she said.

“I would rather be daft than dismal,” he retorted, cleaning his glasses.

“It’s a singular thing that the clocks in our lobby and parlour always
stop on the New Year’s day, Lennox.”

“Bud; please, say Bud,” pleaded the little one.  “Nobody ever calls me
Lennox ’cept when I’m doing something wrong and almost going to get a

“Very well, Bud, then.  This clock gets something wrong with it every New
Year’s day, for your uncle, that man there, wants the folk who call never
to know the time so that they’ll bide the longer.”

“Tuts!” said Uncle Dan, who had thought this was his own particular
recipe for joviality, and that they had never discovered it.

“You have come to a hospitable town, Bud,” said Ailie.  “There are
convivial old gentlemen on the other side of the street who have got up a
petition to the magistrates to shut up the inn and the public-house in
the afternoon.  They say it is in the interests of temperance, but it’s
really to compel their convivial friends to visit themselves.”

“I signed it myself,” confessed Mr Dyce, “and I’m only half convivial.
I’m not bragging; I might have been more convivial if it didn’t so easily
give me a sore head.  What’s more cheerful than a crowd in the house and
the clash going?  A fine fire, a good light, and turn about at a story!
The happiest time I ever had in my life was when I broke my leg; so many
folk called, it was like a month of New Year’s days.  I was born with a
craving for company.  Mother used to have a superstition that if a knife
or spoon dropped on the floor from the table it betokened a visitor, and
I used to drop them by the dozen.  But, dear me! here’s a wean with a
doll, and where in the world did she get it?”

Bud, with the doll under one arm and the dog tucked under the other,
laughed up in his face with shy perception.

“Oh, you funny man!” she exclaimed.  “I guess you know all right who put
Alibel on my pillow.  Why! I could have told you were a doll man: I
noticed you turning over the pennies in your pants’ pocket, same as poppa
used when he saw any nice clean little girl like me, and he was the
dolliest man in all Chicago.  Why, there was treasury days when he just
rained dolls.”

“That was William, sure enough,” said Mr Dyce.  “There’s no need for
showing us your strawberry mark.  It was certainly William.  If it had
only been dolls!”

“Her name’s Alibel, for her two aunties,” said the child.

“Tuts!” said Mr Dyce.  “If I had thought you meant to honour them that
way I would have made her twins.  But you see I did not know; it was a
delicate transaction as it was.  I could not tell very well whether a
doll or a—a—or a fountain pen would be the most appropriate present for a
ten-year-old niece from Chicago, and I risked the doll.  I hope it fits.”

“Like a halo.  It’s just sweet!” said the ecstatic maiden, and rescued
one of its limbs from the gorge of Footles.

It got about the town that to Dyces’ house had come a wonderful American
child who talked language like a minister: the news was partly the news
of the mail-driver and Wully Oliver, but mostly the news of Kate, who,
from the moment Lennox had been taken from her presence and put to bed,
had dwelt upon the window-sashes, letting no one pass that side of the
street without her confidence.

“You never heard the like!  No’ the size of a shillin’s worth of
ha’pennies, and she came all the way by her lee-lone in the coach from
Chickagoo,—that’s in America.  There’s to be throng times in this house
now, I’m tellin’ you, with brother William’s wean.”

As the forenoon advanced Kate’s intelligence grew more surprising: to the
new-comer were ascribed a score of characteristics such as had never been
seen in the town before.  For one thing (would Kate assure them), she
could imitate Wully Oliver till you almost saw whiskers on her and could
smell the dram.  She was thought to be a boy to start with, but that was
only their ignorance in Chickagoo, for the girl was really a lassie, and
had kists of lassie’s clothes coming with the coach.

The Dyces’ foreigner was such a grand sensation that it marred the
splendour of the afternoon band parade, though John Taggart was unusually
glorious, walking on the very backs of his heels, his nose in the
heavens, and his drumsticks soaring and circling over his head in a way
to make the spectators giddy.  Instead of following the band till its
_répertoire_ was suddenly done at five minutes to twelve at the door of
Maggie White, the wine and spirit merchant, there were many that hung
about the street in the hope of seeing the American.  They thought they
would know her at once by the colour of her skin, which some said would
be yellow, and others maintained would be brown.  A few less patient and
more privileged boldly visited the house of Dyce to make their New Year
compliments and see the wonder for themselves.

The American had her eye on them.

She had her eye on the Sheriff’s lady, who was so determinedly affable,
so pleased with everything the family of Dyce might say, do, or possess,
and only five times ventured to indicate there were others, by a mention
of “the dear Lady Anne—so nice, so simple, so unaffected, so amiable.”

On Miss Minto of the crimson cloak, who kept her deaf ear to the sisters
and her good one to their brother, and laughed heartily at all his little
jokes even before they were half made, or looked at him with large, soft,
melting eyes and her lips apart, which her glass had told her was an
aspect ravishing.  The sisters smiled at each other when she had gone and
looked comically at Dan, but he, poor man, saw nothing but just that Mary
Minto was a good deal fatter than she used to be.

On the doctor’s two sisters, late come from a farm in the country,
marvellously at ease so long as the conversation abode in gossip about
the neighbours, but in a silent terror when it rose from persons to
ideas, as it once had done when Lady Anne had asked them what they
thought of didactic poetry, and one of them said it was a thing she was
very fond of, and then fell in a swound.

On the banker man, the teller, who was in hopeless love with Ailie, as
was plain from the way he devoted himself to Bell.

On Mr Dyce’s old retired partner, Mr Cleland, who smelt of cloves and did
not care for tea.

On P. & A. MacGlashan, who had come in specially to see if the stranger
knew his brother Albert, who, he said, was “in a Somewhere-ville in

On the Provost and his lady, who were very old, and petted each other
when they thought themselves unobserved.

On the soft, kind, simple, content and happy ladies lately married.

On the others who would like to be.

Yes, Bud had her eye on them all.  They never guessed how much they
entertained her as they genteelly sipped their tea, or wine, or ginger
cordial,—the women of them,—or coughed a little too artificially over the
New Year glass,—the men.

“Wee Pawkie, that’s what she is—just Wee Pawkie!” said the Provost when
he got out, and so far it summed up everything.

The ladies could not tear away home fast enough to see if they had not a
remnant of cloth that could be made into such a lovely dress as that of
Dyce’s niece for one of their own children.  “Mark my words!” they said
—“that child will be ruined between them.  She’s her father’s image, and
he went and married a poor play-actress, and stayed a dozen years away
from Scotland, and never wrote home a line.”

So many people came to the house, plainly for no reason but to see the
new-comer, that Ailie at last made up her mind to satisfy all by taking
her out for a walk.  The strange thing was that in the street the
populace displayed indifference or blindness.  Bud might have seen no
more sign of interest in her than the hurried glance of a passer-by; no
step slowed to show that the most was being made of the opportunity.
There had been some women at their windows when she came out of the house
sturdily walking by Aunt Ailie’s side, with her hands in her muff, and
her keen black eyes peeping from under the fur of her hood; but these
women drew in their heads immediately.  Ailie, who knew her native town,
was conscious that from behind the curtains the scrutiny was keen.  She
smiled to herself as she walked demurely down the street.

“Do you feel anything, Bud?” she asked.

Bud naturally failed to comprehend.

“You ought to feel something at your back; I’m ticklish all down the back
because of a hundred eyes.”

“I know,” said the astounding child.  “They think we don’t notice, but I
guess God sees them,” and yet she had apparently never glanced at the
windows herself, nor looked round to discover passers-by staring over
their shoulders at her aunt and her.

For a moment Ailie felt afraid.  She dearly loved a quick perception, but
it was a gift, she felt, a niece might have too young.

“How in the world did you know that, Bud?” she asked.

“I just guessed they’d be doing it,” said Bud, “’cause it’s what I would
do if I saw a little girl from Scotland walking down the lake front in
Chicago.  Is it dre’ffle rude, Aunt Ailie?”

“So they say, so they say,” said her aunt, looking straight forward, with
her shoulders back and her eyes level, flushing at the temples.  “But I’m
afraid we can’t help it.  It’s undignified—to be seen doing it.  I can
see you’re a real Dyce, Bud.  The other people who are not Dyces lose a
great deal of fun.  Do you know, child, I think you and I are going to be
great friends—you and I and Aunt Bell and Uncle Dan.”

“And the Mosaic dog,” added Bud with warmth.  “I love that old dog so
much that I could—I could eat him.  He’s the becomingest dog!  Why, here
he is!”  And it was indeed Footles who hurled himself at them, a
rapturous mass of unkempt hair and convulsive barkings, having escaped
from the imprisonment of Kate’s kitchen by climbing over her shoulders
and out across the window-sash.


“I HEARD all about you and Auntie Bell and Uncle Dan from pop—from
father,” said Bud, as they walked back to the house.  She had learned
already from example how sweeter sounded “father” than the term she had
used in America.  “He was mighty apt to sit up nights talking about you
all.  But I don’t quite place Kate: he never mentioned Kate.”

“Oh, she’s a new addition,” explained Ailie.  “Kate is the maid, you
know: she came to us long after your father left home, but she’s been
with us five years now, and that’s long enough to make her one of the

“My!  Five years!  She ain’t—she isn’t much of a quitter, is she?  I
guess you must have tacked her down,” said Bud.  “You don’t get helps in
Chicago to linger round the dear old spot like that; they get all hot
running from base to base, same as if it was a game of ball.  But she’s a
pretty—pretty broad girl, isn’t she?  She couldn’t run very fast; that’ll
be the way she stays.”

Ailie smiled.  “Ah!  So that’s Chicago, too, is it?  You must have been
in the parlour a good many times at five-o’clock tea to have grasped the
situation at your age.  I suppose your Chicago ladies lower the
temperature of their tea weeping into it the woes they have about their
domestics?  It’s another Anglo-Saxon link.”

“Mrs Jim said sensible girls that would stay long enough to cool down
after the last dash were getting that scarce you had to go out after them
with a gun.  You didn’t really, you know; that was just Mrs Jim’s way of
putting it.”

“I understand,” said Alison, unable to hide her amusement.  “You seem to
have picked up that way of putting it yourself.”

“Am I speaking slang?” asked the child, glancing up quickly and
reddening.  “Father pro—prosisted I wasn’t to speak slang nor chew gum;
he said it was things no real lady would do in the old country, and that
I was to be a well-off English undefied.  You must be dre’ffle shocked,
Auntie Ailie?”

“Oh no,” said Ailie cheerfully; “I never was shocked in all my life,
though they say I’m a shocker myself.  I’m only surprised a little at the
possibilities of the English language.  I’ve hardly heard you use a word
of slang yet, and still you scarcely speak a sentence in which there’s
not some novelty.  It’s like Kate’s first attempt at sheep’s-head broth:
we were familiar with all the ingredients except the horns, and we knew
them elsewhere.”

“That’s all right, then,” said Bud, relieved.  “But Mrs Jim had funny
ways of putting things, and I s’pose I picked them up.  I can’t help it—I
pick up so fast.  Why, I had scarletina twice! and I picked up her way of
zaggerating: often I zaggerate dre’ffle, and say I wrote all the works of
Shakespeare, when I really didn’t, you know.  Mrs Jim didn’t mean that
she had to go out hunting for helps with a gun; all she meant was that
they were getting harder and harder to get, and mighty hard to keep when
you got them.”

“I know,” said Alison.  “It’s an old British story; you’ll hear it often
from our visitors, if you’re spared.  But we’re lucky with our Kate; we
seem to give her complete satisfaction, or, at all events, she puts up
with us.  When she feels she can’t put up with us any longer, she hurls
herself on the morning newspaper to look at the advertisements for
ladies’ maids and housekeepers with £50 a-year, and makes up her mind to
apply at once, but can never find a pen that suits her before we make her
laugh.  The servant in the house of Dyce who laughs is lost.  You’ll like
Kate, Bud.  We like her; and I notice that if you like anybody they
generally like you back.”

“I’m so glad,” said Bud with enthusiasm.  “If there’s one thing under the
canopy I am, I’m a liker.”

They had reached the door of the house without seeing the slightest sign
that the burgh was interested in them, but they were no sooner in than a
hundred tongues were discussing the appearance of the little American.
Ailie took off Bud’s cloak and hood, and pushed her into the kitchen,
with a whisper to her that she was to make Kate’s acquaintance, and be
sure and praise her scones, then left her and flew upstairs, with a
pleasant sense of personal good-luck.  It was so sweet to know that
brother William’s child was anything but a diffy.

Bud stood for a moment in the kitchen, bashful, for it must not be
supposed she lacked a childish shyness.  Kate, toasting bread at the
fire, turned round and felt a little blate herself, but smiled at her,
such a fine expansive smile, it was bound to put the child at ease.
“Come away in, my dear, and take a bite,” said the maid.  It is so they
greet you—simple folk!—in the isle of Colonsay.

The night was coming on, once more with snowy feathers.  Wanton Wully lit
the town.  He went from lamp to lamp with a ladder, children in his train

   “Leerie, leerie, light the lamps,
   Long legs and crooked shanks!”—

and he expostulating with “I know you fine, the whole of you; at least I
know the boys.  Stop you till I see your mothers!”  Miss Minto’s shop was
open, and shamefaced lads went dubiously in to buy ladies’ white gloves,
for with gloves they tryst their partners here at New Year balls, and
to-night was Samson’s fiddle giggling at the inn.  The long tenement
lands, as flat and high as cliffs, and built for all eternity, at first
dark grey in the dusk, began to glow in every window, and down the stairs
and from the closes flowed exceeding cheerful sounds.  Green fires of
wood and coal sent up a cloud above these dwellings, tea-kettles jigged,
and sang.  A thousand things were happening in the street, but for once
the maid of Colonsay restrained her interest in the window.  “Tell me
this, what did you say your name was?” she asked.

“I’m Miss Lennox Brenton Dyce,” said Bud primly, “but the Miss don’t
amount to much till I’m old enough to get my hair up.”

“You must be tired coming so far.  All the way from that Chickagoo!”

“Chicago,” suggested Bud politely.

“Just that!  Chickagoo or Chicago, it depends on the way you spell it,”
said Kate readily.  “I was brought up to call it Chickagoo.  What a
length to come on New Year’s day!  Were you not frightened?  Try one of
them brown biscuits.  And how are they all keeping in America?”

She asked the question with such tender solicitude that Bud saw no humour
in it, and answered gravely—

“Pretty spry, thank you.  Have you been there?”

“Me!” cried Kate, with her bosom heaving at the very thought.  Then her
Highland vanity came to her rescue.  “No,” she said, “I have not been
exactly what you might call altogether there, but I had a cousin that
started for Australia, and got the length of Paisley.  It’ll be a big
place America?  Put butter on it.”

“The United States of America are bounded on the east by the Atlantic
Ocean, on the west by the Pacific, on the south by Mexico and the Gulf,
and on the north by an imaginary line called Canada.  The State of New
York alone is as large as England,” said Bud glibly, repeating a familiar

“What a size!” cried Kate.  “Take another of them brown biscuits.
Scotland’s not slack neither for size; there’s Glasgow and Oban, and
Colonsay and Stornoway.  There’ll not be hills in America?’

“There’s no hills, just mountains,” said Bud.  “The chief mountain ranges
are the Rocky Mountains and the Alleghanies.  They’re about the biggest
mountains in the world.”

“Talking about big things, look at the big pennyworth of milk we get
here,” said Kate, producing a can: it was almost the last ditch of her
national pride.

The child looked gravely into the can, and then glanced shrewdly at the

“It isn’t a pennyworth,” said she sharply, “it’s twopence worth.”

“My stars! how did you know that?” said Kate, much taken aback.

“’Cause you’re bragging.  Think I don’t know when anybody’s bragging?”
said Bud.  “And when a body brags about a place or anything, they
zaggerate, and just about double things.”

“You’re not canny,” said Kate, thrusting the milk-can back hastily on the
kitchen dresser.  “Don’t spare the butter on your biscuit.  They tell me
there’s plenty of money in America.  I would not wonder, eh?”

“Why, everybody’s got money to throw at the birds there,” said Bud, with
some of the accent as well as the favourite phrase of Jim Molyneux.

“They have little to do; forbye, it’s cruelty.  Mind you, there’s plenty
of money here too; your uncle has a desperate lot of it.  He was wanting
to go away to America and bring you home whenever he heard—whenever he
heard—  Will you not try another of them biscuits?  It will do you no

“I know,” said Bud gravely,—“whenever he heard about my father being

“I think we’re sometimes very stupid, us from Colonsay,” said the maid
regretfully.  “I should have kept my mouth shut about your father.  Take
_two_ biscuits, my dear; or maybe you would rather have short-cake.  Yes,
he was for going there and then—even if it cost a pound, I daresay,—but
changed his mind when he heard yon man Molyneux was bringing you.”

Footles, snug in the child’s lap, shared the biscuits and barked for

   “I love little Footles,
      His coat is so warm,
   And if I don’t tease him
      He’ll do me no harm,”

said Bud, burying her head in his mane.

“Good Lord! did you make that yourself, or just keep mind of it?” asked
the astounded Kate.

“I made it just right here,” said Bud coolly.  “Didn’t you know I could
make poetry?  Why, you poor perishing soul, I’m just a regular wee—wee
whitterick at poetry!  It goes sloshing round in my head, and it’s simply
pie for me to make it.  Here’s another—

   ‘Lives of great men oft remind us
      We can make our lives sublime,
   And, departing, leave behind us
      Footprints on the sands of time.’

I just dash them off.  I guess I’ll have to get up bright and early
to-morrow and touch that one up some.  Mostly you can’t make them good
the first try, and then you’re bound to go all over them from the
beginning and put the good in here and there.  That’s art, Jim says.  He
knew an artist who’d finish a picture with everything quite plain about
it, and then say, ‘Now for the Art!’ and fuzz it all with a hard brush.”

“My stars! what things you know!” exclaimed the maid.  “You’re
clever—tremendous clever!  What’s your age?”

“I was born mighty well near ten years ago,” said Bud, as if she were a

Now it is not wise to tell a child like Lennox Dyce that she is clever,
though a maid from Colonsay could scarcely be expected to know that.
Till Bud had landed on the British shore she had no reason to think
herself anything out of the ordinary.  Jim Molyneux and his wife, with no
children of their own, and no knowledge of children except the elderly
kind that play in theatres, had treated her like a person little younger
than themselves, and saw no marvel in her quickness, that is common
enough with Young America.  But Bud, from Maryfield to her uncle’s door,
had been a “caution” to the plainly admiring mail-driver; a kind of fairy
princess to Wanton Wully Oliver and his wife; the surprise of her aunts
had been only half concealed, and here was the maid in an undisguised
enchantment!  The vanity of ten-year-old was stimulated; for the first
time in her life she felt decidedly superior.

“It was very brave of me to come all this way in a ship at ten years
old,” she proceeded.

“I once came to Oban along with a steamer myself,” said Kate, “but och,
that’s nothing, for I knew a lot of the drovers.  Just fancy you coming
from America!  Were you not lonely?”

“I was dre’ffle lonely,” said Bud, who, in fact, had never known a
moment’s dullness across the whole Atlantic.  “There was I leaving my
native land, perhaps never to set eyes on its shores evermore, and coming
to a far country I didn’t know the least thing about.  I was leaving all
my dear young friends, and the beautiful Mrs Molyneux, and her faithful
dog Dodo, and—” here she squeezed a tear from her eyes, and stopped to
think of circumstances even more touching.

“My poor wee hen!” cried Kate, distressed.  “Don’t you greet, and I’ll
buy you something.”

“And I didn’t know what sort of uncle and aunties they might be
here,—whether they’d be cruel and wicked or not, or whether they’d keep
me or not.  Little girls most always have cruel uncles and aunties—you
can see that in the books.”

“You were awful stupid about that bit of it,” said the maid emphatically.
“I’m sure anybody could have told you about Mr Dyce and his sisters.”

“And then it was so stormy,” proceeded Bud quickly, in search of more
moving considerations.  “I made a poem about that too,—I just dashed it
off; the first verse goes—

   ‘The breaking waves dashed high
      On a stern and rock-bound coast—’

but I forget the rest, ’cept that

   ‘—they come to wither there
      Away from their childhood’s land.’

The waves were mountains high, and whirled over the deck, and—”

“My goodness, you would get all wet!” said Kate, putting her hand on
Bud’s shoulder to feel if she were dry yet.  Honest tears were in her own
eyes at the thought of such distressing affairs.

“The ship at last struck on a rock,” proceeded Bud, “so the captain
lashed me—”

“I would lash him, the villain!” cried the indignant maid.

“I don’t mean that; he tied me—that’s lash in books—to the mast, and
then—and then—well, then we waited calmly for the end,” said Bud, at the
last of her resources for ocean tragedy.

Kate’s tears were streaming down her cheeks, at this conjured vision of
youth in dire distress.  “Oh dear! oh dear! my poor wee hen!” she sobbed.
“I’m so sorry for you.”

“Bud! coo-ie! coo-ie!” came the voice of Aunt Ailie along the lobby, but
Bud was so entranced with the effect of her imaginings that she paid no
heed, and Kate’s head was wrapped in her apron.

“Don’t cry, Kate; I wouldn’t cry if I was you,” said the child at last,
soothingly.  “Maybe it’s not true.”

“I’ll greet if I like,” insisted the maid.  “Fancy you in that awful
shipwreck!  It’s enough to scare anybody from going anywhere.  Oh dear!
oh dear!” and she wept more copiously than ever.

“Don’t cry,” said Bud again.  “It’s silly to drizzle like that.  Why,
great Queen of Sheba!  I was only joshing you: it was as calm on that
ship as a milk sociable.”

Kate drew down the apron from her face and stared at her.  Her meaning
was only half plain, but it was a relief to know that things had not been
quite so bad as she first depicted them.  “A body’s the better of a bit
greet, whiles,” she said philosophically, drying her eyes.

“That’s what I say,” agreed Bud.  “That’s why I told you all that.  Do
you know, child, I think you and I are going to be great friends.”  She
said this with the very tone and manner of Alison, whose words they were
to herself, and turned round hastily and embarrassed at a laugh behind
her to find her Aunt had heard herself thus early imitated.


IF Molyneux, the actor, was to blame for sending this child of ten on her
journey into Scotland without convoy, how much worse was his offence that
he sent no hint of her character to the house of Dyce?  She was like the
carpet-bag George Jordon found at the inn door one day without a name on
it, and saying “There’s nothing like thrift in a family,” took home
immediately, to lament over for a week because he had not the key to open
it.  There should have been a key to Lennox Brenton Dyce, but Molyneux, a
man of post-cards and curt and cryptic epistles generally, never thought
of that, so that it took some days for the folk she came among to pick
the lock.  There was fun in the process, it cannot be denied, but that
was because the Dyces were the Dyces; had they been many another folk she
might have been a mystery for years, and in the long-run spoiled
completely.  Her mother had been a thousand women in her time,—heroines
good and evil, fairies, princesses, paupers, maidens, mothers, shy and
bold, plain or beautiful, young or old, as the play of the week
demanded,—a play-actress, in a word.  And now she was dead and buried,
the bright white lights on her no more, the music and the cheering done.
But not all dead and buried, for some of her was in her child.

Bud was born a mimic.  I tell you this at once, because so many
inconsistencies will be found in her I should otherwise look foolish to
present her portrait for a piece of veritable life.  Not a mimic of voice
and manner only, but a mimic of people’s minds, so that for long—until
the climax came that was to change her when she found herself—she was the
echo and reflection of the last person she spoke with.  She borrowed
minds and gestures as later she borrowed Grandma Buntain’s pelerine and
bonnet.  She could be all men and all women except the plainly dull or
wicked,—but only on each occasion for a little while; by-and-by she was
herself again.

And so it was that for a day or two she played with the phrase and accent
of Wanton Wully Oliver, or startled her aunts with an unconscious
rendering of Kate’s Highland accent, her “My stars!” and “Mercy me’s!”
and “My wee hens!”

The daft days (as we call New Year time) passed—the days of careless
merriment, that were but the start of Bud’s daft days, that last with all
of us for years if we are lucky.  The town was settling down; the schools
were opening on Han’sel Monday, and Bud was going—not to the Grammar
School after all, but to the Pigeons’ Seminary.  Have patience, and
by-and-by I will tell about the Pigeons.

Bell had been appalled to find the child, at the age of ten, apparently
incredibly neglected in her education.

“Of course you would be at some sort of school yonder in America?” she
had said at an early opportunity, not hoping for much, but ready to learn
of some hedgerow academy in spite of all the papers said of Yales and
Harvards and the like.

“No, I never was at school; I was just going when father died,” said Bud,
sitting on a sofa, wrapt in a cloak of Ailie’s, feeling extremely tall
and beautiful and old.

“What!  Do you sit there and tell me they did not send you to school?”
cried her aunt, so stunned that the child delighted in her power to
startle and amaze.  “That’s America for you!  Ten years old, and not the
length of your alphabets,—it’s what one might expect from a heathen land
of niggers, and lynchers, and presidents.  I was the best sewer and
speller in Miss Mushet’s long before I was ten.  My lassie, let me tell
you you have come to a country where you’ll get your education!  We would
make you take it at its best if we had to live on meal.  Look at your
Auntie Ailie—French and German, and a hand like copperplate; it’s a treat
to see her at the old scrutoire, no way put about, composing.  Just goes
at it like lightning!  I do declare if your Uncle Dan was done, Ailie
could carry on the business, all except the aliments and sequestrations.
It beats all!  Ten years old and not to know the A B C!”

“Oh, but I do,” said Bud quickly.  “I learned the alphabet off the
play-bills,—the big G’s first, because there’s so many Greats and Grands
and Gorgeouses in them.  And then Mrs Molyneux used to let me try to read
Jim’s press notices.  She read them first every morning sitting up in bed
at breakfast, and said, ‘My! wasn’t he a great man?’ and then she’d cry a
little, ’cause he never got justice from the managers, for they were all
mean and jealous of him.  Then she’d spray herself with the Peau
d’espagne and eat a cracker.  And the best papers there was in the land
said the part of the butler in the second act was well filled by Mister
Jim Molyneux; or among others in a fine cast were J. Molyneux, Ralph
Devereux, and O. G. Tarpoll.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, my poor wee whitterick; but it’s
all haivers,” said Miss Bell.  “Can you spell?”

“If the words are not too big, or silly ones where it’s ‘ei’ or ‘ie,’ and
you have to guess,” said Bud.

“Spell cat.”

Bud stared at her incredulously.

“Spell cat,” repeated her aunt.

“K-a-t-t,” said Bud (oh, naughty Bud!).

“Mercy!” cried Bell with horrified hands in the air.  “Off you pack
to-morrow to the Seminary.  I wouldn’t wonder if you did not know a
single word of the Shorter Catechism.  Perhaps they have not such a thing
in that awful heathen land you came from?”

Bud could honestly say she had never heard of the Shorter Catechism.

“My poor neglected bairn,” said her aunt piteously, “you’re sitting there
in the dark with no conviction of sin, and nothing bothering you, and you
might be dead to-morrow!  Mind this, that ‘Man’s chief end is to glorify
God, and to enjoy Him for ever.’  Say that.”

“Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy Him for ever,” repeated
Bud obediently, rolling her r’s and looking solemn like her aunt.

“Did you ever hear of Robert Bruce, him that watched the spiders?”

Here, too, the naughty Bud protested ignorance.

“He was the saviour of his country,” said Bell.  “Mind that!”

“Why, Auntie, I thought it was George Washington,” said Bud, surprised.
“I guess if you’re looking for a little wee stupid, it’s me.”

“We’re talking about Scotland,” said Miss Bell severely.  “He saved
Scotland.  It was well worth while!  Can you do your sums?”

“I can _not_,” said Bud emphatically.  “I hate them.”

Miss Bell said not a word more; she was too distressed at such confessed
benightedness; but she went out of the parlour to search for Ailie.  Bud
forgot she was beautiful and tall and old in Ailie’s cloak; she was
repeating to herself Man’s Chief End with rolling r’s, and firmly fixing
in her memory the fact that Robert Bruce, not George Washington, was the
saviour of his country and watched spiders.

Ailie was out, and so her sister found no ear for her bewailings over the
child’s neglected education till Mr Dyce came in humming the tune of the
day—“Sweet Afton”—to change his hat for one more becoming to a sitting of
the Sheriff Court.  He was searching for his good one in what he was used
to call “the piety press,” for there was hung his Sunday clothes, when
Bell distressfully informed him that the child could not so much as spell

“Nonsense I don’t believe it,” said he.  “That would be very unlike our

“It’s true,—I tried her myself!” said Bell.  “She was never at a school:
isn’t it just deplorable?”

“H’m!” said Mr Dyce, “it depends on the way you look at it, Bell.”

“She does not know a word of her Catechism, nor the name of Robert Bruce,
and says she hates counting.”

“Hates counting!” repeated Mr Dyce, wonderfully cheering up, “that’s
hopeful; it reminds me of myself.  Forbye its gey like brother William.
His way of counting was ‘£1.10. in my pocket, £2 that I’m owing some one,
and 10s. I get to-morrow—that’s £5 I have; what will I buy you now?’  The
worst of arithmetic is that it leaves nothing to the imagination.  Two
and two’s four and you’re done with it; there’s no scope for either fun
or fancy as there might be if the two and two went courting in the dark
and swapped their partners by an accident.”

“I wish you would go in and speak to her,” said Bell, distressed still,
“and tell her what a lot she has to learn.”

“What, me!” cried Uncle Dan—“excuse my grammar,” and he laughed.  “It’s
an imprudent kind of mission for a man with all his knowledge in little
patches.  I have a lot to learn, myself, Bell; it takes me all my time to
keep the folk I meet from finding out the fact.”

But he went in humming, Bell behind him, and found the child still
practising Man’s Chief End, so engrossed in the exercise she never heard
him enter.  He crept behind her, and put his hands over her eyes.

“Guess who,” said he, in a shrill falsetto.

“It’s Robert Bruce,” said Bud, without moving.

“No,—cold—cold!—guess again,” said her uncle, growling like Giant

“I’ll mention no names,” said she, “but it’s mighty like Uncle Dan.”

He stood in front of her and put on a serious face,

“What’s this I am hearing, Miss Lennox,” said he, “about a little girl
who doesn’t know a lot of things nice little girls ought to know?”

“Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy Him for ever,” repeated
Bud reflectively.  “I’ve got that all right, but what does it mean?”

“What does it mean?” said Mr Dyce, a bit taken aback.  “You tell her,
Bell; what does it mean?  I must not be late for the court.”

“You’re far cleverer than I am,” said Bell.  “Tell her yourself.”

“It means,” said Daniel Dyce the lawyer, seating himself on the sofa
beside his niece, “that man in himself is a gey poor soul, no’ worth a
pin, though he’s apt to think the world was made for his personal
satisfaction.  At the best he’s but an instrument—a harp of a thousand
strings God bends to hear in His leisure.  He made that harp—the heart
and mind of man—when He was in a happy hour.  Strings hale and strings
broken, strings slack or tight, there are all kinds of them; the best we
can do’s to be taut and trembling for the gladness of God Who loves fine
music, and set the stars themselves to singing from the very day He put
them birling in the void.  To glorify’s to wonder and adore, and who
keeps the wondering humble heart, the adoring eye, is to God pleasing
exceedingly.  Sing, lassie, sing, sing, sing, inside ye, even if ye are
as timmer as a cask.  God knows I have not much of a voice myself, but
I’m full of nobler airs than ever crossed my rusty thrapple.  To be
grateful always, and glad things are no worse, is a good song to start
the morning.”

“Ah, but sin, Dan, sin!” said Bell, sighing, for she always feared her
own light-heartedness.  “We may be too joco.”

“Say ye so?” he cried, turning to his sister with a flame upon his
visage.  “By the heavens above us, no!  Sin might have been eternal; each
abominable thought might have kept in our minds, constant day and night
from the moment that it bred there; the theft we did might keep
everlastingly our hand in our neighbour’s kist as in a trap; the knife we
thrust with might have kept us thrusting for ever and for ever.  But
no,—God’s good! sleep comes, and the clean morning, and the morning is
Christ, and every moment of time is a new opportunity to amend.  It is
not sin that is eternal, it is righteousness, and peace.  Joco!  We
cannot be too joco, having our inheritance.”

He stopped suddenly, warned by a glance of his sister’s, and turned to
look in his niece’s face to find bewilderment there.  The mood that was
not often published by Dan Dyce left him in a flash, and he laughed and
put his arms round her.

“I hope you’re a lot wiser for my sermon, Bud,” said he; “I can see you
have pins and needles worse than under the Reverend Mr Frazer on the
Front.  What’s the American for haivers—for foolish speeches?”

“Hot air,” said Bud promptly.

“Good!” said Dan Dyce, rubbing his hands together.  “What I’m saying may
seem just hot air to you, but it’s meant.  You do not know the Shorter
Catechism; never mind; there’s a lot of it I’m afraid I do not know
myself; but the whole of it is in that first answer to Man’s Chief End.
Reading and writing, and all the rest of it, are of less importance, but
I’ll not deny they’re gey and handy.  You’re no Dyce if you don’t master
them easily enough.”

He kissed her and got gaily up and turned to go.  “Now,” said he, “for
the law, seeing we’re done with the gospels.  I’m a conveyancing
lawyer—though you’ll not know what that means—so mind me in your

Bell went out into the lobby after him, leaving Bud in a curious frame of
mind, for Man’s Chief End, and Bruce’s spider, and the word “joco,” all
tumbled about in her, demanding mastery.

“Little help I got from you, Dan!” said Bell to her brother.  “You never
even tried her with a multiplication table.”

“What’s seven times nine?” he asked her, with his fingers on the handle
of the outer door, his eyes mockingly mischievous.

She flushed, and laughed, and pushed him on the shoulder.  “Go away with
you!” said she.  “Fine you ken I could never mind seven times!”

“No Dyce ever could,” said he,—“excepting Ailie.  Get her to put the
little creature through her tests.  If she’s not able to spell cat at ten
she’ll be an astounding woman by the time she’s twenty.”

The end of it was that Aunt Ailie, whenever she came in, upon Bell’s
report, went over the street to Rodger’s shop and made a purchase.  As
she hurried back with it, bare-headed, in a cool drizzle of rain that
jewelled her wonderful hair, she felt like a child herself again.  The
banker-man saw her from his lodging as she flew across the street with
sparkling eyes and eager lips, the roses on her cheeks, and was sure,
foolish man! that she had been for a new novel or maybe a cosmetique,
since in Rodger’s shop they sell books and balms and ointments.  She made
the quiet street magnificent for a second—a poor wee second, and then,
for him, the sun went down.  The tap of the knocker on the door she
closed behind her struck him on the heart.  You may guess, good women, if
you like, that at the end of the book the banker-man is to marry Ailie,
but you’ll be wrong; she was not thinking of the man at all at all—she
had more to do; she was hurrying to open the gate of gold to her little

“I’ve brought you something wonderful,” said she to the child—“better
than dolls, better than my cloak, better than everything; guess what it

Bud wrinkled her brows.  “Ah, dear!” she sighed, “we may be too joco!
And I’m to sing, sing, sing even if I’m as—timmer as a cask, and Robert
Bruce is the saviour of his country.”  She marched across the room,
trailing Ailie’s cloak with her, in an absurd caricature of Bell’s brisk
manner.  Yet not so much the actress engrossed in her performance, but
what she tried to get a glimpse of what her aunt concealed.

“You need not try to see it,” said Ailie, smiling, with the secret in her
breast.  “You must honestly guess.”

“Better’n dolls and candies, oh, my!” said Bud; “I hope it’s not the
Shorter Catechism,” she concluded, looking so grave that her aunt

“It’s not the Catechism,” said Ailie; “try again.  Oh, but you’ll never
guess!  It’s a key.”

“A key?” repeated Bud, plainly cast down.

“A gold key,” said her aunt.

“What for?” asked Bud.

Ailie sat herself down on the floor and drew the child upon her knees.
She had a way of doing that which made her look like a lass in her teens;
indeed, it was most pleasing if the banker-man could just have seen it!
“A gold key,” she repeated, lovingly, in Bud’s ear.  “A key to a
garden—the loveliest garden, with flowers that last the whole year round.
You can pluck and pluck at them and they’re never a single one the less.
Better than sweet peas!  But that’s not all, there’s a big garden-party
to be at it—”

“My!  I guess I’ll put on my best glad rags,” said Bud.  “_And_ the hat
with pink.”  Then a fear came to her face.  “Why, Aunt Ailie, you can’t
have a garden-party this time of the year,” and she looked at the window
down whose panes the rain was now streaming.

“This garden-party goes on all the time,” said Ailie.  “Who cares about
the weather?  Only very old people; not you and I.  I’ll introduce you to
a lot of nice people—Di Vernon, and—you don’t happen to know a lady
called Di Vernon, do you, Bud?”

“I wouldn’t know her if she was handed to me on a plate with parsley
trimmings,” said Bud promptly.

“—Di Vernon, then, and Effie Deans, and Little Nell, and the Marchioness;
and Richard Swiveller, and Tom Pinch, and the Cranford folks, and Juliet

“She must belong to one of the first families,” said Bud.  “I have a kind
of idea that I have heard of her.”

“And Mr Falstaff—such a naughty man, but nice too!  And Rosalind.”

“Rosalind!” cried Bud.  “You mean Rosalind in ‘As You Like It’?”

Ailie stared at her with astonishment.  “You amazing child!” said she,
“who told you about ‘As You Like It’?”

“Nobody told me; I just read about her when Jim was learning the part of
Charles the Wrestler he played on six ’secutive nights in the Waldorf.”

“Read it!” exclaimed her aunt.  “You mean he or Mrs Molyneux read it to

“No, I read it myself,” said Bud.

   “‘Now my co-mates and brothers in exile,
   Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
   Than that of painted pomp?  Are not these woods
   More free from peril than the envious Court?’”

She threw Aunt Ailie’s cloak over one shoulder, put forth a ridiculously
little leg with an air of the playhouse, and made the gestures of Jim

“I thought you couldn’t read,” said Ailie.  “You little fraud!  You made
Aunt Bell think you couldn’t spell cat.”

“Oh, Queen of Sheba! did she think I was in earnest?” cried Bud.  “I was
just pretending.  I’m apt to be pretending pretty often; why, Kate thinks
I make Works.  I can read anything; I’ve read books that big it gave you
cramp.  I s’pose you were only making-believe about that garden, and you
haven’t any key at all, but I don’t mind; I’m not kicking.”

Ailie put her hand to her bosom and revealed the Twopenny she had bought
to be the key to the wonderful garden of letters—the slim little
grey-paper-covered primer in which she had learned her own first lessons.
She held it up between her finger and thumb that Bud might read its title
on the cover.  Bud understood immediately and laughed, but not quite at
her ease for once.

“I’m dre’ffle sorry, Aunt Ailie,” she said.  “It was wicked to pretend
just like that, and put you to a lot of trouble.  Father wouldn’t have
liked that.”

“Oh, I’m not kicking,” said Ailie, borrowing her phrase to put her at her
ease again.  “I’m too glad you’re not so far behind as Aunt Bell
imagined.  So you like books?  Capital!  And Shakespeare no less!  What
do you like best, now?”

“Poetry,” said Bud.  “Particularly the bits I don’t understand, but just
about almost.  I can’t bear to stop and dally with too easy poetry; once
I know it all plain and there’s no more to it, I—I—I love to amble on.
I—why! I make poetry myself.”

“Really?” said Ailie with twinkling eyes.

“Sort of poetry,” said Bud.  “Not so good as ‘As You Like It’—not
_nearly_ so good, of course!  I have loads of truly truly poetry inside
me, but it sticks at the bends, and then I get bits that fit, made by
somebody else, and wish I had been spry and said them first.  Other times
I’m the real Winifred Wallace.”

“Winifred Wallace?” said Aunt Ailie inquiringly.

“Winifred Wallace,” repeated Bud composedly.  “I’m her.  It’s my—it’s my
poetry name.  ‘Bud Dyce’ wouldn’t be any use for the magazines; it’s not
dinky enough.”

“Bless me, child, you don’t tell me you write poetry for the magazines?”
said her astonished aunt.

“No,” said Bud, “but I’ll be pretty liable to when I’m old enough to wear
specs.  That’s if I don’t go on the stage.”

“On the stage!” exclaimed Ailie, full of wild alarm.

“Yes,” said the child, “Mrs Molyneux said I was a born actress.”

“I wonder, I wonder,” said Aunt Ailie, staring into vacancy.


DANIEL DYCE had an office up the street at the windy corner facing the
Cross, with two clerks in it and a boy who docketed letters and ran
errands.  Once upon a time there was a partner,—Cleland & Dyce the firm
had been,—but Cleland was a shy and melancholy man whose only hours of
confidence and gaiety came to him after injudicious drams.  ’Twas patent
to all how his habits seized him, but nobody mentioned it except in a
whisper, sometimes as a kind of little accident, for in everything else
he was the perfect gentleman, and here we never like to see the honest
gentry down.  All men liked Colin Cleland, and many would share his
jovial hours who took their law business elsewhere than to Cleland &
Dyce.  That is the way of the world, too; most men keep their
jovial-money in a different pocket from where they keep their cash.  The
time came when it behoved Mr Cleland to retire.  Men who knew the
circumstances said Dan Dyce paid rather dear for that retirement, and
indeed it might be so in the stricter way of commerce, but the lawyer was
a Christian who did not hang up his conscience in the “piety press” with
his Sunday clothes.  He gave his partner a good deal more than he asked.

“I hope you’ll come in sometimes and see me whiles at night and join in a
glass of toddy,” said Mr Cleland.

“I’ll certainly come and see you,” said Dan Dyce.  And then he put his
arm affectionately through that of his old partner, and added, “I would—I
would ca’ canny wi’ the toddy, Colin,” coating the pill in sweet and
kindly Scots.  Thank God, we have two tongues in our place, and can speak
the bitter truth in terms that show humility and love, and not the sense
of righteousness, dictate.

“Eh!  What for?” said Mr Cleland, his vanity at once in arms.

Dan Dyce looked in his alarmed and wavering eyes a moment, and thought,
“What’s the use?  He knows himself, they always do!”

“For fear—for fear of fat,” he said, with a little laugh, tapping with
his finger on his quondam partner’s widening waistcoat.  “There are signs
of a prominent profile, Colin.  If you go on as you’re doing it will be a
dreadful expense for watch-guards.”

Colin Cleland at once became the easy-osey man again, and smiled.  “Fat,
man! it’s not fat,” said he, clapping himself on the waistcoat; “it’s
information.  Do you know, Dan, for a second, there, I thought you meant
to be unkind, and it would be devilish unlike you to be unkind.  I
thought you meant something else.  The breath of vulgar suspicion has
mentioned drink.”

“It’s a pity that!” said Mr Dyce, “for a whole cask of cloves will not
disguise the breath of suspicion.”

It was five years now since Colin Cleland retired among his toddy
rummers, and if this were a fancy story I would be telling you how he
fell, and fell, and fell; but the truth—it’s almost lamentable—is that
the old rogue throve on leisure and ambrosial nights with men who were
now quite ready to give the firm of Daniel Dyce their business, seeing
they had Colin Cleland all to themselves and under observation.  Trust
estates and factorages from all quarters of the county came now to the
office at the windy corner.  A Christian lawyer with a sense of fun,
unspotted by the world, and yet with a name for winning causes, was what
the shire had long been wanting.  And Daniel Dyce grew rich.  “I’m making
money so fast,” he said one day to his sisters (it was before Bud came),
“that I wonder often what poor souls are suffering for it.”

Said Bell, “It’s a burden that’s easy put up with.  We’ll be able now to
get a new pair of curtains for the back bedroom.”

“A pair of curtains!” said her brother, with a smile to Ailie.  “Ay, a
score of pairs if they’re needed, even if the vogue was Valenciennes.
Your notion of wealth, Bell, is Old Malabar’s—‘Twopence more, and up goes
the cuddy!’  Woman, I’m fair rolling in wealth.”

He said it with a kind of exultation that brought to her face a look of
fear and disapproval.  “Don’t, Dan, don’t,” she cried—“don’t brag of the
world’s dross; it’s not like you.  ‘He that hasteth to be rich, shall not
be innocent,’ says the Proverbs.  You must be needing medicine.  We
should have humble hearts.  How many that were high have had a fall!”

“Are you frightened God will hear me and rue His bounty?” said the
brother in a whisper.  “I’m not bragging; I’m just telling you.”

“I hope you’re not hoarding it,” proceeded Miss Bell.  “It’s not

“Nor Dyce-like either,” said Miss Ailie.

“There’s many a poor body in the town this winter that’s needful.”

“I daresay,” said Daniel Dyce coldly.  “The poor we have always with us.
The thing, they tell me, is decreed by Providence.”

“But Providence is not aye looking,” said Bell.  “If that’s what you’re
frightened for, I’ll be your almoner.”

“It’s their own blame, you may be sure, if they’re poor.  Improvidence
and—and drink.  I’ll warrant they have their glass of ale every Saturday.
What’s ale?  Is there any moral elevation in it?  Its nutritive quality,
I believe, is less than the tenth part of a penny bap.”

“Oh, but the poor creatures!” sighed Miss Bell.

“Possibly,” said Dan Dyce, “but every man must look after himself; and as
you say, many a man well off has come down in the world.  We should take
no risks.  I had Black the baker at me yesterday for £20 in loan to tide
over some trouble with his flour merchant and pay an account to Miss

“A decent man, with a wife and seven children,” said Miss Bell.

“Decent or not, he’ll not be coming back borrowing from me in a hurry.  I
set him off with a flea in his lug.”

“We’re not needing curtains,” said Miss Bell hurriedly; “the pair we have
are fine.”

Dan finished his breakfast that day with a smile, flicked the crumbs off
his waistcoat, gave one uneasy glance at Ailie, and went off to business
humming “There is a Happy Land.”

“Oh, dear me, I’m afraid he’s growing a perfect miser,” moaned Bell when
she heard the door close behind him.  “He did not use to be like that
when he was younger and poorer.  Money’s like the toothache, a commanding

Ailie smiled.  “If you went about as much as I do, Bell,” she said, “you
would not be misled by Dan’s pretences.  And as for Black the baker, I
saw his wife in Miss Minto’s yesterday buying boots for her children and
a bonnet for herself.  She called me Miss Ailie, an honour I never got
from her in all my life before.”

“Do you think—do you think he gave Black the money?” said Bell in a
pleasant excitation.

“Of course he did.  It’s Dan’s way to give it to some folk with a
pretence of reluctance, for if he did not growl they would never be off
his face!  He’s telling us about the lecture that accompanied it as a
solace to our femininity.  Women, you know, are very bad lenders, and
dislike the practice in their husbands and brothers.”

“None of the women I know,” protested Bell.  “They’re just as free-handed
as the men if they had it.  I hope,” she added anxiously, “that Dan got
good security.  Would it be a dear bonnet, now, that she was getting?”

Ailie laughed,—a ridiculous sort of sister this; she only laughed.

Six times each lawful day Daniel Dyce went up and down the street between
his house and the office at the windy corner opposite the Cross, the
business day being divided by an interval of four hours to suit the
mails.  The town folk liked to see him passing; he gave the street an air
of occupation and gaiety, as if a trip had just come in with a brass band
banging at the latest air.  Going or coming, he was apt to be humming a
tune to himself as he went along with his hands in his outside pockets,
and it was an unusual day when he did not stop to look in at a shop
window or two on the way, though they never changed a feature once
a-month.  To the shops he honoured thus it was almost as good as a big
turnover.  Before him his dog went whirling and barking, a long alarm for
the clerks to stop their game of Catch-the-Ten and dip their pens.  There
were few that passed him without some words of recognition.

He was coming down from the office on the afternoon of the Han’sel Monday
that started Bud in the Pigeons’ Seminary when he met the nurse, old
Betty Baxter, with a basket.  She put it down at her feet, and bobbed a
curtsey, a thing that nowadays you rarely see in Scotland.

“Tuts! woman,” he said to her, lifting the basket and putting it in her
hand.  “Why need you bother with the like of that?  You and your
curtseys!  They’re out of date, Miss Baxter, out of date, like the decent
men that deserved them long ago before my time.”

“No, they’re not out of date, Mr Dyce,” said she; “I’ll aye be minding
you about my mother; you’ll be paid back some day.”

“Tuts!” said he again, impatient.  “You’re an awful blether: how’s your
patient, Duncan Gill?”

“As dour as the devil, sir,” said the nurse.  “Still hanging on.”

“Poor man! poor man!” said Mr Dyce.  “He’ll just have to put his trust in

“Oh, he’s no’ so far through as all that,” said Betty Baxter.  “He can
still sit up and take his drop of porridge.  They’re telling me you have
got a wonderful niece, Mr Dyce, all the way from America.  What a mercy
for her!  But I have not set eyes on her yet.  I’m so busy that I could
not stand in the close like the others, watching: what is she like?”

“Just like Jean Macrae,” said Mr Dyce, preparing to move on.

“And what was Jean Macrae like?”

“Oh, just like other folk,” said Mr Dyce, and passed on chuckling, to run
almost into the arms of Captain Consequence.

“Have you heard the latest?” said Captain Consequence, putting his
kid-gloved hand on the shoulder of the lawyer, who felt it like a lump of
ice, for he did not greatly like the man, the smell of whose cigars, he
said, before he knew they came from the Pilgrim Widow’s, proved that he
rose from the ranks.

“No, Captain Brodie,” he said coldly.  “Who’s the rogue or the fool this
time?” but the Captain was too stupid to perceive it.  He stared

“I hear,” said he, “the Doctor’s in a difficulty.”

“Is he, is he?” said Mr Dyce.  “That’s a chance for his friends to stand
by him.”

“Let him take it!” said Captain Consequence, puffing.  “Did he not say to
me once yonder, ‘God knows how you’re living.’”

“It must be God alone, for all the rest of us are wondering,” said Mr
Dyce, and left the man to put it in his pipe and smoke it.

Along the street came the two Miss Duffs, who kept the dame school, and
he saw a hesitation in their manner when they realised a meeting was
inevitable.  If they had been folk that owed him anything he would not
have wondered, from their manner, to see them tuck up their skirts and
scurry down the lane.  Twins they were—a tiny couple, scarcely young,
dressed always in a douce long-lasting brown, something in their walk and
colour that made them look like pigeon hens, and long ago conferred on
them that name in Daniel Dyce’s dwelling.  They met him in front of his
own door, and seemed inclined to pass in a trepidation.

He took off his hat to them and stood, full of curiosity about Lennox.

“What a lovely winter day!” said Miss Jean, with an air of supplication,
as if her very life depended on his agreement.

“Isn’t it _perfectly_ exquisite!” said Miss Amelia, who usually picked up
the bald details of her sister’s conversation and passed them on
embroidered with a bit of style.

“It’s not bad,” said Mr Dyce, blinking at them, wondering what ailed the
dears to-day.  They were looking uneasily around them for some way of
escape; he could almost hear the thump of their hearts, he noted the
stress of their breathing.  Miss Jean’s eyes fastened on the tree-tops
over the banker’s garden wall; he felt that in a moment she would spread
out her wings and fly.  “You have opened the school again,” he said

“We started again to-day,” cooed Miss Jean.

“Yes, we resumed to-day,” said Miss Amelia.  “The common round, the daily
task.  And, oh Mr Dyce—”

She stopped suddenly at the pressure of her sister’s elbow on her own,
and lowered her eyes, that had for a second shown an appalling area of
white.  It was plain they were going to fly.  Mr Dyce felt inclined to
cry “Peas, peas!” and keep them a little longer.

“You have my niece with you to-day?” he remarked.  “What do you think of

A look of terror exchanged between them escaped his observation.

“She’s—she’s a wonderful child,” said Miss Jean, nervously twisting the
strings of a hand-bag.

“A singularly interesting and—and unexpected creature,” said Miss Amelia.

“Fairly bright, eh?” said Mr Dyce.

“Oh, bright!” repeated Miss Jean.  “Bright is not the word for it—is it,

“I would rather say brilliant,” said Amelia, coughing, and plucking a
handkerchief out of her pocket to inhale its perfume and avert a
threatening swound.  “I hope—we both hope, Mr Dyce, she will be spared to
grow up a credit to you.  One never knows?”

“That’s it,” agreed Mr Dyce cheerfully.  “Some girls grow up and become
credits to their parents and guardians, others become reciters, and spoil
many a jolly party with ‘The Woman of Mumbles Head’ or ‘The Coffee was
not Strong.’”

“I hope not,” said Miss Jean, not quite understanding: the painful
possibility seemed to be too much for Miss Amelia; she said nothing, but
fixed her eyes on the distant tree-tops and gave a little flap of the
wings of her Inverness cape.

“Peas, peas!” murmured Mr Dyce unconsciously, anxious to hold them longer
and talk about his niece.

“I beg pardon,” exclaimed Miss Jean, and the lawyer got very red.  “I
hope at least you’ll like Bud,” he said.  “She’s odd, but—but—but—” he
paused for a word.

“—sincere,” suggested Miss Jean.

“Yes, I would say sincere—or perhaps outspoken would be better,’ said
Miss Amelia.

“So clever too,” added Miss Jean.

“Preternaturally!” cooed Miss Amelia.

“Such a delightful accent,” said Miss Jean.

“Like linkèd sweetness long drawn out,” quoted Miss Amelia.

“But—” hesitated Miss Jean.

“Still—” more hesitatingly said her sister, and then there was a long

“Oh, to the mischief!” said Mr Dyce to himself, then took off his hat
again, said “Good afternoon,” and turned to his door.

He was met by Ailie in the lobby; she had seen him from a window speaking
to the two Miss Duffs.  “What were they saying to you?” she asked with
more curiosity in her manner than was customary.

“Nothing at all,” said Mr Dyce.  “They just stood and cooed.  I’m not
sure that a doo-cot is the best place to bring up an eagle in.  How did
Bud get on with them at school to-day?”

“So far as I can make out, she did not get on at all; she seems to have
demoralised the school, and driven the Miss Duffs into hysterics, and she
left of her own accord and came home an hour before closing-time.
And—and she’s not going back!”

Mr Dyce stood a moment in amazement, then rubbed his hands gleefully.
“I’m glad to hear it,” said he.  “The poor birdies between them could not
summon up courage to tell me what was wrong.  I’m sorry for them; if
she’s not going back, we’ll send them down a present”


THAT the child should have gone to the dame school at all was due to her
Auntie Bell.  From the first Miss Ailie had been dubious of the seminary,
but Bell was terribly domineering; in fact, was neither to hold nor bind,
and the doo-cot it bode to be.  A product herself of the old dame school
in the spacious days of Barbara Mushet, whose pupils in white-seam sewing
and Italian hand were nowadays married to the best, and notable as
housewives, she deemed it still the only avenue to the character and
skill that keep those queer folk, men, when they’re married, by their own
fire-ends.  As for Daniel Dyce, he was, I fear, indifferent how Bud came
by her schooling, having a sort of philosophy that the gate of gifts is
closed on us the day we’re born, and that the important parts of the
curriculum, good or bad, are picked up like a Scots or Hielan’ accent,
someway in the home.

So Ailie had gone reluctant to the Misses Duff and told them that on the
morrow the child would start in their academy.  They currookity-cooed at
the prospect, put past their crocheting, brought out their celebrated
silver spoons, and made of the afternoon tea a banquet with the aid of a
seed-cake hurriedly brought from P. & A. MacGlashan’s.  Their home was
like a stall in a bazaar and smelt of turpentine.  Ailie, who loved wide
spaces, sat cramped between a laden what-not and a white-enamelled
spinning-wheel, the feathers of her hat colliding with a fretwork bracket
on the wall behind her chair, and thinking not unkindly of the creatures,
wished that she could give them a good shaking.  Oh! they were so prim,
pernickety, and hopelessly in all things wrong!  She was not very large
herself, for stature, but in their company she felt gigantic.  And oddly
there rose in her, too, a sense of gladness that she was of a newer kind
of women than those gentle slaves, prisoned in their primness, manacled
by stupid old conceits.  She was glad she was free, that her happy hours
were not so wasted in futilities, that she saw farther, that she knew no
social fears, that custom had not crushed her soul, and yet she someway
liked and pitied them.

“You’ll find her somewhat odd,” she explained as she nibbled the
seed-cake, with a silly little d’oyley of Miss Jean’s contrivance on her
knee, and the doves fluttering round her as timid of settling down as
though they had actual feathers and she were a cat.  “She has got a
remarkably quick intelligence; she is quite unconventional,—quite unlike
other children in many respects, and it may be difficult at first to
manage her.”

“Dear me!” said Miss Jean.  “What a pity she should be so odd!  I suppose
it’s the American system; but perhaps she will improve.”

“Oh, it’s nothing alarming,” explained Miss Ailie, recovering the d’oyley
from the floor to which it had slid from her knee, and replacing it with
a wicked little shake.  “If she didn’t speak much you would never guess
from her appearance that she knew any more than—than most of us.  Her
mother, I feel sure, was something of a genius—at least it never came
from the Dyce side; we were all plain folk, not exactly fools, but still
not odd enough to have the dogs bite us, or our neighbours cross to the
other side of the street when they saw us coming.  She died two years
ago, and when William—when my brother died, Lennox was staying with
professional friends of himself and his wife, who have been good enough
to let us have her, much against their natural inclination.”

“The dear!” said Miss Jean, enraptured.

“Quite a sweet romance!” cooed Miss Amelia, languishing.

“You may be sure we will do all we can for her,” continued Miss Jean,
pecking with unconscious fingers at the crumbs on her visitor’s lap, till
Ailie could scarcely keep from smiling.

“She will soon feel quite at home among us in our little school,” said
Miss Amelia.  “No doubt she’ll be shy at first—”

“Quite the contrary!” Ailie assured them, with a little mischievous
inward glee, to think how likely Bud was to astonish them by other
qualities than shyness.  “It seems that in America children are brought
up on wholly different lines from children here; you’ll find a curious
fearless independence in her.”

The twins held up their hands in amazement, “tcht-tcht-tchting”
simultaneously.  “_What_ a pity!” said Miss Jean, as if it were a
physical affliction.

“But no doubt by carefulness and training it can be eradicated,” said
Miss Amelia, determined to encourage hope.

At that Miss Ailie lost her patience.  She rose to go, with a start that
sent the doves more widely fluttering than ever in their restless little
parlour, so crowded out of all comfort by its fretful toys.

“I don’t think you should trouble much about the eradication,” she said
with some of her brother’s manner at the bar.  “Individuality is not
painful to the possessor like toothache, so it’s a pity to eradicate it
or kill the nerve.”

The words were out before she could prevent them; she bit her lips, and
blushed in her vexation to have said them, but luckily the Pigeons in
their agitation were not observant.

“Like all the Dyces, a little daft!” was what they said of her when she
was gone, and they were very different women then, as they put on their
aprons, rolled up the silver spoons in tissue-paper and put them in a
stocking of Amelia’s, before they started to their crochet-work again.

It was a bright, expectant, happy bairn that set out next day for the
school.  No more momentous could have seemed her start for Scotland
across the wide Atlantic; her aunties, looking after her going down the
street alone, so confident and sturdily, rued their own arrangement, and
envied the Misses Duff that were to be blessed all day with her
companionship.  To Bell it seemed as if the wean were walking out of
their lives on that broad road that leads our bairns to other knowledge
than ours, to other dwellings, to the stranger’s heart.  Once the child
turned at the corner of the church and waved her hand; Miss Ailie took it
bravely, but oh, Miss Bell!—Miss Bell! she flew to the kitchen and
stormed at Kate as she hung out at the window, an observer too.

Three-and-twenty scholars were there in the doo-cot of the Duffs—sixteen
of them girls and the remainder boys, but not boys enough as yet to be in
the Grammar School.  Miss Jean came out and rang a tea-bell, and Bud was
borne in on the tide of youth that was still all strange to her.  The
twins stood side by side behind a desk; noisily the children accustomed
found their seats, but Bud walked up to the teachers and held out her

“Good morning; I’m Lennox Dyce,” she said, before they could get over
their astonishment at an introduction so unusual.  Her voice, calm and
clear, sounded to the backmost seat and sent the children tittering.

“Silence!” cried Miss Jean, reddening, with a glance at the delinquents,
as she dubiously took the proffered hand.

“Rather a nice little school,” said Bud, “but a little stuffy.  Wants air
some, don’t it?  What’s the name of the sweet little boy in the
Fauntleroy suit?  It looks as if it would be apt to be Percy.”

She was standing between the twins, facing the scholars; she surveyed all
with the look of his Majesty’s Inspector.

“Hush-h-h,” murmured Miss Amelia, Miss Jean being speechless.  “You will
sit here,” and she nervously indicated a place in the front bench.
“By-and-by, dear, we will see what you can do.”

Bud took her place composedly, and rose with the rest to join in the
Lord’s Prayer.  The others mumbled it; for her it was a treat to have to
say it there for the first time in her life in public.  Into the words
she put interest and appeal; for the first time the doo-cot heard that
supplication endowed with its appropriate dignity.  And then the work of
the day began.  The school lay in the way of the main traffic of the
little town: they could hear each passing wheel and footstep, the sweet
“chink, chink” from the smithy, whence came the smell of a sheep’s head
singeing.  Sea-gulls and rooks bickered and swore in the gutters of the
street; from fields behind came in a ploughman’s whistle as he drove his
team, slicing green seas of fallow as a vessel cuts the green, green
wave.  Four-and-twenty children, four-and-twenty souls, fathers and
mothers of the future race, all outwardly much alike with eyes, noses,
hands, and ears in the same position, how could the poor Misses Duff know
what was what in the stuff they handled?  Luckily for their peace of
mind, it never occurred to them that between child and child there was
much odds.  Some had blue pinafores and some white; some were freckled
and some had warts and were wild, and these were the banker’s boys.  God
only knew the other variations.  ’Twas the duty of the twins to bring
them all in mind alike to the one plain level.

It was lucky that the lessons of that day began with the Shorter
Catechism, for it kept the ignorance of Lennox Dyce a little while in
hiding.  She heard with amazement of Effectual Calling and Justification
and the reasons annexed to the fifth commandment as stammeringly and
lifelessly chanted by the others; but when her turn came, and Miss Jean,
to test her, asked her simply Man’s Chief End, she answered boldly—

“Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy Him for ever.”

“Very good! _very_ good indeed!” said the twin encouragingly.  She was
passing on to the next pupil, when Bud burst out with her own particular
reason annexed, borrowed from the rapturous explanation of her uncle.

“Man is a harp,” she said as solemnly as he had said it—“a har-r-rp with
a thousand strings; and we must sing, sing, sing, even if we’re timmer as
a cask, and be grateful always, and glad in the mornings with things.”

If the whistling ploughman and his team had burst into the schoolroom it
would have been no greater marvel, brought no more alarm to the breasts
of the little teachers.  They looked at her as if she had been a witch.
The other pupils stared, with open mouths.

“What’s that you say, my dear?” said Miss Amelia.  “Did you learn that in

“No,” said Bud, “I just found it out from Uncle Dan.”

“Silence!” cried Miss Jean, for now the class was tittering again.  She
went with her sister behind the black-board, and nervously they communed.
Bud smiled benignly on her fellows.

Just as disconcerting was her performance in geography.  Had they tested
her in her knowledge of the United States she might have come out
triumphantly commonplace; but unfortunately they chose to ask her of
Scotland, and there her latest teacher had been Kate.

“What are the chief towns in Scotland?” asked Miss Jean.

“Oban, and Glasgow, and ’Tornoway,” replied Bud with a touch of Highland
accent; and, tired of sitting so long in one place, calmly rose and
removed herself to a seat beside the Fauntleroy boy, who was greatly put
about at such a preference.

“You mustn’t move about like that, Lennox,” explained Miss Amelia, taking
her back.  “It’s not allowed.”

“But I was all pins and needles,” said Bud frankly, “and I wanted to
speak to Percy.”

“My dear child, his name’s not Percy, and there’s no speaking in school,”
exclaimed the distressed Miss Amelia.

“No speaking!  Why, you’re speaking all the time,” said the child.  “It
ain’t—isn’t fair.  Can’t I just get speaking a wee teeny bit to that nice
girl over there?”

The twins looked at each other in horror: the child was a thousand times
more difficult than the worst her aunt had led them to expect.  A sudden
unpleasant impression that their familiar pupils seemed like wooden
models beside her, came to them both.  But they were alarmed to see that
the wooden models were forgetting their correct deportment under the
demoralising influence of the young invader.

Once more they dived behind the black-board and communed.

There were many such instances during the day.  Bud, used for all her
thinking years to asking explanations of what she did not understand,
never hesitated to interrogate her teachers, who seemed to her to be
merely women, like her mother, and Mrs Molyneux, and Auntie Ailie, only a
little wilted and severe, grotesque in some degree because of their funny
affected manner, and the crochet that never was out of their hands in
oral exercises.  She went further, she contradicted them twice, not
rudely, but as one might contradict her equals.

“You talk to her,” said Miss Jean behind the black-board where they had
taken refuge again.  “I declare I’ll take a fit if this goes on!  Did you
ever hear of such a creature?”

Miss Amelia almost cried.  All her fixed ideas of children were shattered
at a blow.  Here was one who did not in the least degree fit in with the
scheme of treatment in the doo-cot.  But she went forward with a look of
great severity.

“Of course, coming from America and all that, and never having been at
school before, you don’t know,” she said, “but I must tell you that you
are not behaving nicely—not like a nice little girl at all, Lennox.  Nice
little girls in school in this country listen, and never say anything
unless they’re asked.  They are respectful to their teachers, and never
ask questions, and certainly never contradict them, and—”

“But, please, Miss Duff, I wasn’t contradicting,” explained Bud very
soberly, “and when respect is called for, I’m there with the goods.  You
said honor was spelt with a ‘u,’ and I guess you just made a mistake,
same as I might make myself, for there ain’t no ‘u’ in honor, at least in

“I—I—I never made a mistake in all my life,” said Miss Amelia, gasping.

“Oh, Laura!” was all that Bud replied, but in such a tone, and with eyes
so widely opened, it set half of the other pupils tittering.

“What do you mean by ‘Oh, Laura’?” asked Miss Jean.  “Who is Laura?”

“You can search me,” replied Bud composedly.  “Jim often said ‘Oh,
Laura!’ when he got a start.”

“It’s not a nice thing to say,” said Miss Jean.  “It’s not at all
ladylike.  It’s just a sort of profane language, and profane language is
an ‘abomination unto the Lord.’”

“But it was so like Jim,” said Bud, giggling with recollection.  “If it’s
slang I’ll stop it,—at least I’ll try to stop it.  I’m bound to be a
well-off English undefied, you know; poppa—father fixed that.”

The school was demoralised without a doubt, for now the twins were
standing nervously before Bud and put on equal terms with her in spite of
themselves, and the class was openly interested and amused—more
interested and amused than it had ever been at anything that had ever
happened in the doo-cot before.  Miss Amelia was the first to comprehend
how far she and her sister had surrendered their citadel of authority to
the little foreigner’s attack.  “Order!” she exclaimed.  “We will now
take up poetry and reading.”

Bud cheered up wonderfully at the thought of poetry and reading, but,
alas! her delight was short-lived, for the reading-book put into her hand
was but a little further on than Auntie Ailie’s Twopenny.  When her turn
came to read “My sister Ella has a cat called Tabby.  She is black, and
has a pretty white breast.  She has long whiskers and a bushy white
tail,” she read with a tone of amusement that exasperated the twins,
though they could not explain to themselves why.  What completed Bud’s
rebellion, however, was the poetry.  “Meddlesome Matty” was a kind of
poetry she had skipped over in Chicago, plunging straightway into the
glories of the play-bills and Shakespeare, and when she had read that—

   “One ugly trick has often spoiled
      The sweetest and the best;
   Matilda, though a pleasant child,
      One ugly trick possessed”—

she laughed outright.

“I can’t help it, Miss Duff,” she said when the twins showed their
distress.  “It looks like poetry, sure enough, for it’s got the jaggy
edges, but it doesn’t make any zip inside me same as poetry does.  It
wants biff.”

“What’s ‘zip’ and ‘biff’?” asked Miss Amelia.

“It’s—it’s a kind of tickle in your mind,” said Bud.  “I’m so tired,” she
continued, rising in her seat, “I guess I’ll head for home now.”  And
before the twins had recovered from their dumfounderment she was in the
porch putting on her cloak and hood.

“Just let her go,” said Miss Jean to her sister.  “If she stays any
longer I shall certainly have a swoon; I feel quite weak.”

And so Bud marched out quite cheerfully, and reached home an hour before
she was due.  Kate met her at the door.  “My stars! are you home
already?” she exclaimed, with a look at the town clock.  “You must be
smart at your schooling when they let you out of the cemetery so soon.”

“It ain’t a cemetery at all,” said Bud, standing unconcernedly in the
lobby; “it’s just a kindergarten.”

Aunt Ailie bore down on her to overwhelm her in caresses.  “What are you
home for already, Bud?” she asked.  “It’s not time yet, is it?”

“No,” said Bud, “but I just couldn’t stay any longer.  I’d as lief not go
back there.  The ladies don’t love me.  They’re Sunday sort of ladies,
and give me pins and needles.  They smile and smile, same’s it was done
with a glove-stretcher, and don’t love me.  They said I was using
profound language, and—and they don’t love me.  Not the way mother and
Mrs Molyneux and you and Auntie Bell and Uncle Dan and Kate and Footles
does.  They made goo-goo-eyes at me when I said the least thing.  They
had all those poor kiddies up on the floor doing their little bits, and
they made me read kindergarten poetry—that was the limit!  So I just
upped and walked.”

The two aunts and Kate stood round her for a moment baffled.

“What’s to be done now?” said Aunt Ailie.

“Tuts!” said Aunt Bell, “give the wean a drink of milk and some bread and

And so ended Bud’s only term in a dame school.


IT was a saying of Daniel Dyce’s that all the world is under one’s own
waistcoat.  We have a way of spaeing fortunes in the North, when young,
in which we count the waistcoat buttons from top to bottom, and say—





  Rich man,

  Poor man,

  Prodigal, or


Whichever name falls upon the last button tells what is your destiny, and
after the county corps has been round our way recruiting, I see our
schoolboys with all their waistcoat buttons, but three at the top,
amissing.  Dan Dyce had a different formula: he said “Luckiness, Leisure,
Ill or Well, Good World, Bad World, Heaven or Hell?”

“Not Heaven, Dan!” said Bell.  “The other place I’ll admit, for whiles
I’m in a furious temper over some trifle;” to which he would answer,
“Woman! the Kingdom of Heaven is within you.”

So, I think sometimes, all that’s worth while in the world is in this
little burgh, except a string quartette and a place called Florence I
have long been ettling to see if ever I have the money.  In this small
town is every week as much of tragedy and comedy and farce as would make
a complete novel full of laughter and tears, that would sell in a jiffy.
I have started, myself, a score of them—all the essential inspiration got
from plain folk passing my window, or from hearing a sentence dropped
among women gossiping round a well.  Many a winter night I come in with a
fine catch of tales picked up in the by-going, as we say, and light the
candles in a hurry, and make a gallant dash at “Captain Consequence.
Chapter I.” or “A Wild Inheritance.  Part I.  The Astounding Mary.”  Only
the lavishness of the material hampers me: when I’m at “Captain
Consequence” (which would be a splendid sombre story of an ill life, if I
ever got beyond Chapter I. and the old scamp’s fondness for his mother),
my wife runs in with something warm to drink, and tells me Jonathan
Campbell’s goat has broken into the minister’s garden, and then I’m off
the key for villainy; there’s a shilling book in Jonathan’s goat herself.

But this time I’m determined to stick by the fortunes of the Dyce family,
now that I have got myself inside their door.  I hope we are friends of
that household, dearer to me than the dwellings of kings (not that I have
cognisance of many).  I hope that no matter how often or how early we rap
at the brass knocker, or how timidly, Kate will come, and in one breath
say, “What is’t?  Come in!”  We may hear, when we’re in, people passing
in the street, and the wild geese call,—wild geese, wild geese! this time
I will not follow where you tempt to where are only silence and
dream,—the autumn and the summer days may cry us out to garden and wood,
but if I can manage it I will lock the door on the inside, and shut us
snugly in with Daniel Dyce and his household, and it will be well with us
then.  Yes, yes, it will be well with us then.

The wild-goose cry, heard in the nights, beyond her comprehension, was
all that Bud Dyce found foreign in that home.  All else was natural and
familiar and friendly, for all else she knew was love.  But she feared at
first the “honk, honk” of the lone wild things that burdened her with
wonder and awe.  Lying in her attic bower at night, they seemed to her
like sore mistaken wanderers, wind-driven, lost; and so they are, I know.
Hans Andersen and Grimm for her had given to their kind a forlorn and
fearsome meaning.  But Kate MacNeill had helped, to some degree, these
childish apprehensions.

The Highland maid had brought from Colonsay a flesh that crept in
darkness, a brain with a fantastic maggot in it; she declared to
goodness, and to Bud sometimes, that she had no life of it with ghosts in
her small back room.  But Bud was not to let on to her aunties.  Forbye
it was only for Kate they came, the ghosts; did Bud not hear them last
night?  Geese!  No, not geese, Kate knew different, and if the thing
lasted much longer she would stay no more in this town; she would stay
nowhere, she would just go back to Colonsay.  Not that Colonsay was
better; there were often ghosts in Colonsay—in the winter-time, and then
it behoved you to run like the mischief, or have a fine strong lad with
you for your convoy.  If there were no ghosts in America it was because
it cost too much to go there on the steamers.  Harken to yon—“Honk,
honk!”—did ever you hear the like of it?  Who with their wits about them
in weather like that would like to be a ghost?  And loud above the wind
that rocked the burgh in the cradle of the hills, loud above the beating
rain, the creak of doors and rap of shutters in that old house, Bud and
Kate together in the kitchen heard again the “honk, honk!” of the geese.
Then it was for the child that she missed the mighty certainty of
Chicago, that Scotland somehow to her mind seemed an old unhappy place,
in the night of which went passing Duncan, murdered in his sleep, and
David Rizzio with the daggers in his breast, and Helen of Kirkconnel Lee.
The nights but rarely brought any fear for her in spite of poor Kate’s
ghosts, since the warmth and light and love of the household filled every
corner of lobby and stair, and went to bed with her.  When she had said
her prayer the geese might cry, the timbers of the old house crack, Bud
was lapped in the love of God and man, and tranquil.  But the mornings
dauntened her often when she wakened to the sound of the six o’clock
bell.  She would feel, when it ceased, as if all virtue were out of last
night’s love and prayer.  Then all Scotland and its curious scraps of
history as she had picked it up weighed on her spirit for a time; the
house was dead and empty; not ghost nor goose made her eerie, but
mankind’s old inexplicable alarms.  How deep and from what distant shores
comes childhood’s wild surmise!  There was nothing to harm her, she knew,
but the strangeness of the dawn and a craving for life made her at these
times the awakener of the other dwellers in the house of Dyce.

She would get out of bed and go next door to the room of Ailie, and creep
in bed beside her to kiss her for a little from her dreams.  To the aunt
these morning visitations were precious: she would take the bairn to her
bosom and fall asleep with sighs of content, the immaculate mother.  Bud
herself could not sleep then for watching the revelation of her lovely
auntie in the dawn—the cloud on the pillow that turned to masses of hazel
hair, the cheeks and lips that seemed to redden like flowers as the day
dawned, the nook of her bosom, the pulse of her brow.

Other mornings Wanton Wully’s bell would send her in to Bell, who would
give her the warm hollow of her own place in the blankets, while she
herself got up to dress briskly for the day’s affairs.  “Just you lie
down there, pet, and sleepy-baw,” she would say, tying her coats with
trim tight knots.  “You will not grow up a fine, tall, strong girl like
your Auntie Ailie if you do not take your sleep when you can get it.  The
morning is only for done old wives like me that have things to do and
don’t grudge doing them.”

She would chatter away to Bud as she dressed, a garrulous auntie this,
two things always for her text—the pride of Scotland, and the virtue of
duty done.  A body, she would say, was sometimes liable to weary of the
same things to be done each day, the same tasks even-on, fires and food
and cleansing, though the mind might dwell on great deeds desirable to be
accomplished, but pleasure never came till the thing was done that was
the first to hand, even if it was only darning a stocking.  What was Bud
going to be when she grew up?  Bud guessed she wasn’t going to be
anything but just a lady.  Ah, yes, but even ladies had to do something
wise-like; there was Ailie—to go no farther—who could have managed a
business though her darning was but lumpy.  Even for a lady there was
nothing nobler than the making of her own bed; besides the doctors said
it was remarkably efficacious for the figure.

Bud, snug in her auntie’s blankets, only her nose and her bright bead
eyes showing in the light of the twirly wooden candlestick, guessed Mrs
Molyneux was the quickest woman to get through work ever she saw: why she
just waved it to one side and went out to shop or lunch with Jim.

A look of pity for Mrs Molyneux, the misguided, would come to Bell’s
face, but for those folk in America she never had a word of criticism in
the presence of the child.  All she could say was America was different.
America was not Scotland.  And Scotland was not England, though in many
places they called Scotch things English.

Jim used to say, speaking of father, that a Scotsman was a kind of
superior Englishman.

Bell wished to goodness she could see the man,—he must have been a clever

Other mornings again would the child softly open her uncle’s door and he
would get a terrible fright, crying “Robbers! but you’ll get nothing.  I
have my watch in my boots, and my money in my mouth.”

She would creep beside him, and in these early hours began her education.
She was learning Ailie’s calm and curiosity and ambition; she was
learning Bell’s ideas of duty and the ancient glory of her adopted land;
from her uncle she was learning many things, of which the least that
seemed useful at the time was the Lord’s Prayer in Latin.  “Pater Noster
qui es in coelis”—that and a few hundreds of Trayner’s Latin maxims was
nearly all of the classic tongue that survived with the lawyer from
student days.  It was just as good and effective a prayer in English, he
admitted, but somehow, whiles, the language was so old it brought you
into closer grips with the original.  Some mornings she would hum to him
coon songs heard in her former home; and if he was in trim he himself
would sing some psalm to the tune of Coleshill, French, Bangor, or
Torwood.  His favourite was Torwood; it mourned so—mourned so!  Or at
other times a song like “Mary Morison.”

“What are you bumming away at up there the pair of you?” Bell would cry,
coming to the stair-foot.  “If you sing before breakfast, you’ll greet
before night!”

“Don’t she like singing in the morning?” Bud asked, nestling beside him,
and he laughed.

“It’s an old freit—an old superstition,” said he, “that it’s unlucky to
begin the day too blithely.  It must have been a doctor that started it,
but you would wonder at the number of good and douce Scots folk, plain
bodies like ourselves, that have the notion in their mind from infancy,
and never venture a cheep or chirrup before the day’s well aired.”

“My stars! ain’t she Scotch, Auntie Bell?” said Bud.  “So was father.  He
would sing any time; he would sing if it broke a tooth; but he was pretty
Scotch other ways.  Once he wore a pair of kilts to a Cale—to a
Caledonian Club.”

“I don’t keep a kilt myself,” said her uncle.  “The thing’s not strictly
necessary unless you’re English and have a Hielan’ shooting.”

“Auntie Bell is the genuine Scotch stuff, I guess!”

“There’s no concealing the fact that she is,” her uncle admitted.  “She’s
so Scotch that I am afraid she’s apt to think of God as a countryman of
her own.”

And there were the hours that Ailie gave with delight to Bud’s more
orthodox tuition.  The back room that was called Dan’s study, because he
sometimes took a nap there after dinner, became a schoolroom.  There was
a Mercator’s map of the world on the wall and another of Europe, that of
themselves gave the place the right academy aspect.  With imagination, a
map, and the Golden Treasury, you might have as good as a college
education, according to Ailie.  They went long voyages together on
Mercator; saw marvellous places; shivered at the poles or languished in
torrid plains, sometimes before Kate could ring the bell for breakfast.
There seemed no spot in the world that this clever auntie had not some
knowledge of.  How eagerly they crossed continents, how ingeniously they
planned routes!  For the lengths of rivers, the heights of mountains, the
values of exports, and all the trivial passing facts that mar the great
game of geography for many childish minds, they had small consideration;
what they gathered in their travels were sounds, colours, scenes,
weather, and the look of races.  What adventures they had! as when,
pursued by elephants and tigers, they sped in a flash from Bengal to the
Isle of Venice, and saw the green slime of the sea on her steeping
palaces.  Yes, the world is all for the folk of imagination.  “Love maps
and you will never be too old or too poor to travel,” was Ailie’s motto.
She found a hero or a heroine for every spot upon Mercator, and nourished
so the child in noble admirations.

You might think it would always be the same pupil and the same teacher,
but no, they sometimes changed places.  If Ailie taught Bud her own love
for the lyrics that are the best work of men in their hours of
exaltation, Bud sent Ailie back to her Shakespeare, and sweet were the
days they spent in Arden or Prospero’s Isle.

It was well with them then; it was well with the woman and the child, and
they were happy.


BUT the Dyces never really knew how great and serious was the charge
bequeathed to them in their brother William’s daughter till they saw it
all one night in March in the light of a dozen penny candles.

Lennox had come from a world that’s lit by electricity, and for weeks she
was sustained in wonder and amusement by the paraffin lamps of Daniel
Dyce’s dwelling.  They were, she was sure, the oldest kind of light in
all the world, Aladdin-lights that gleamed of old on caverns of gems,
till Kate on this particular evening came into the kitchen with the
week-end groceries.  It was a stormy season—the year of the big winds;
moanings were at the windows, sobbings in the chimney-heads, and the
street was swept by spindrift rain.  Bell and Ailie and their brother sat
in the parlour, silent, playing cards with a dummy hand, and Bud, with
Footles in her lap, behind the winter-dykes on which clothes dried before
the kitchen fire, crouched on the fender with a Shakespeare, where almost
breathlessly she read the great, the glorious Macbeth.

“My stars! what a night!” said Kate.  “The way them slates and
chimney-cans are flying!  It must be the anti-nuptial gales.  I thought
every minute would be my next.  Oh towns! towns!  Stop you till I get
back to Colonsay, and I’ll not leave it in a hurry, I’ll assure you.”

She threw a parcel on the kitchen-dresser, and turned to the light a
round and rosy face that streamed with clean cooling rain, her hair in
tangles on her temples and her eyes sparkling with the light of youth and
adventure,—for to tell the truth she had been flirting at the door a
while, in spite of all the rain, with some admirer.

Bud was the sort of child whose fingers itch in the presence of unopened
parcels: in a moment the string was untied from the week-end groceries.

“Candles!” she cried.  “Well, that beats the band!  I’ve seen ’em in
windows.  What in the world are you going to do with candles?  One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve—oh Laura,
ain’t we grand!”

“What would we do with them but burn them?” said the maid; “we’ll use
them in the washing-house,” and then she sank into a chair.  “Mercy on
me, I declare I’m dying!” she exclaimed in a different key, and Bud
looked round and saw Kate’s face had grown of a sudden very pale.

“Oh dear! what is the matter?” she asked, her eyes large, innocent, and

“Pains,” moaned the maid.  “Pains inside me and all over me, and
shiverings down the spine of the back.  Oh, it’s a sore thing pain,
especially when it’s bad!  But don’t—don’t say a word to the mustress;
I’m not that old, and maybe I’ll get better.”

“Try pain-killer,” recommended Bud.  “And if I was you I’d start just
here and say a prayer.  Butt right in and I’ll not listen.”

“Pain-killer!—what in all the world’s pain-killer?  I never heard of it.
And the only prayer I know is ‘My Father which art’ in Gaelic, and
there’s nothing in it about pains in the spine of the back.  No, no I’ll
just have to take a tablespoonful of something or other three times
a-day, the way I did when the doctor put me right in Colonsay.  Perhaps
it’s just a chill—but oh! I’m sorrowful, sorrowful!” and Kate, the colour
coming slowly back to her, wept softly to herself, rocking in the kitchen
chair.  It was sometimes by those odd hysterics that she paid for her
elations with the lads.

“I know what’s wrong with you,” said Bud briskly, in the manner of Mrs
Molyneux.  “It’s just the croodles.  Bless you, you poor perishing soul!
I take the croodles myself when it’s a night like this, and I’m alone.
The croodles ain’t the least wee bit deadly; you can put them away by
hustling at your work, or banging an old piano, or reading a story, or
playing that you’re somebody else—Well, I declare I think I could cure
you right now with these twelve candles, far better than you’d do by
shooting drugs into yourself.”

“I never took a single candle in all my life,” said Kate, “far less
twelve, and I’ll die first”

“Silly!” exclaimed Bud.  “You’d think to hear you speak you were a
starving Eskimo.  I don’t want you to eat the candles.  Wait a minute.”
She ran lightly upstairs, and was gone for ten minutes.

Kate’s colour all revived; she forgot her croodles in the spirit of
anticipation that the child had roused.  “Oh, but she’s the clever one
that!” she said to herself, drying the rain and tears from her face and
starting to nibble a biscuit.  “She knows as much as two ministers, and
still she’s not a bit proud.  Some day she’ll do something desperate.”

When Bud came back she startled the maid by her appearance, for she had
clad herself, for the first time in Scotland, with a long, thin, copious
dancing-gown, in which a lady of the vaudeville, a friend of Mrs
Molyneux’s, had taught her dancing.

“Ain’t this dandy?” she said, closing the kitchen door, and there was a
glow upon her countenance and a movement of her body that, to the maid’s
eyes, made her look a little woman.  “Ain’t this bully?  Don’t you stand
there looking like a dying Welsh rabbit, but help me light them candles
for the footlights.  Why! I knew there was some use for these old candles
first time I set eyes on them; they made me think of something I couldn’t
’zactly think of—made me kind of gay, you know, just as if I was going to
the theatre.  They’re only candles, but there’s twelve lights to them all
at once, and now you’ll see some fun.”

“What in the world are you going to do, lassie?” asked the maid.

“I’m going to be a Gorgeous Entertainment; I’m going to be the Greatest
Agg—Aggregation of Historic Talent now touring the Middle West.  I’m
Mademoiselle Winifred Wallace of Madison Square Theatre, New York,
positively appearing here for one night only.  I’m the whole company, and
the stage manager, and the band, and the boys that throw the bouquets.
Biff!  I’m checked high: all you’ve got to do is to sit there with your
poor croodles and feel them melt away.  Let’s light the foot-lights.”

There was a row of old brass bedroom candlesticks on the kitchen-shelf
that were seldom used now in the house of Dyce, though their polish was
the glory of Miss Bell’s heart.  The child kilted up her gown, jumped on
a chair, and took them down with the help of Kate.  She stuck in each a
candle, and ranged them in a semicircle on the floor, then lit the
candles and took her place behind them.

“Put out the lamp!” she said to Kate, in the common voice of actors’

“Indeed and I’ll do nothing of the kind,” said the maid.  “If your Auntie
Bell comes in she’ll—she’ll skin me alive for letting you play such
cantrips with her candles.  Forbye, you’re going to do something
desperate, something that’s not canny, and I must have the lamp behind me
or I’ll lose my wits.”

“Woman, put out the light!” repeated Bud, with an imperious pointing
finger, and, trembling, Kate turned down the lamp upon the wall and blew
down the chimney in the very way Miss Dyce was always warning her
against.  She gasped at the sudden change the loss of the light made—at
the sense of something idolatrous and bewitched in the arc of flames on
her kitchen-floor, each blown inward from the draught of a rattling

“If it is _buidseachas_—if it is witchcraft of any kind you are on for,
I’ll not have it,” said Kate firmly.  “I never saw the like of this since
the old woman in Pennyland put the curse on the Colonsay factor, and she
had only seven candles.  Dear, dear Lennox, do not do anything desperate;
do not be carrying on, for you are frightening me out of my judgment.
I’m—I’m maybe better now, I took a bite at a biscuit; indeed I’m quite
better, it was nothing but the cold—and a lad out there that tried to
kiss me.”

Bud paid no heed, but plucked up the edges of her skirt in outstretched
hands and glided into the last dance she had learned from the vaudeville
lady, humming softly to herself an appropriate tune.  The candles warmly
lit her neck, her ears, her tilted nostrils, her brow was high in shadow.
First she rose on tiptoe and made her feet to twitter on the flags, then
swayed and swung a little body that seemed to hang in air.  The white
silk swept around and over her—wings with no noise of flapping feather,
or swirled in sea-shell coils, that rose in a ripple from her ankles and
swelled in wide circling waves above her head, revealing her in glimpses
like some creature born of foam on fairy beaches, and holding the command
of tempest winds.  Ah, dear me! many and many a time I saw her dance just
so in her daft days before the chill of wisdom and reflection came her
way; she was a passion disembodied, an aspiration realised, a happy
morning thought, a vapour, a perfume of flowers, for her attire had lain
in lavender.  She was the spirit of Spring, as I have felt it long ago in
little woods, or seen it in pictures, or heard it in songs; she was an
ecstasy, she was a dream.

The dog gave a growl of astonishment, then lay his length on the
hearth-rug, his nose between his paws, his eyes fixed on her.  “I’ll not
have it,” said the maid piteously.  “At least I’ll not stand much of it,
for it’s not canny to be carrying-on like that in a Christian dwelling.
I never did the like of that in all my life.”

“_Every_ move a picture,” said the child, and still danced on, with the
moan of the wind outside for a bass to her low-hummed melody.  Her
stretching folds flew high, till she seemed miraculous tall, and to the
servant’s fancy might have touched the low ceiling; then she sank—and
sank—and sank till her forehead touched the floor, and she was a flower
fallen, the wind no more to stir its petals, the rain no more to glisten
on its leaves.  ’Twas as if she shrivelled and died there, and Kate gave
one little cry that reached the players of cards in the parlour.

“Hush! what noise was that?” said Ailie, lifting her head.

“It would be Kate clumping across the kitchen-floor in the Gaelic
language,” said Mr Dyce, pushing his specs up on his brow.

“Nothing but the wind,” said Bell.  “What did you say was trumph?”—for
that was the kind of player she was.

“It was not the wind, it was a cry; I’m sure I heard a cry.  I hope
there’s nothing wrong with the little one,” said Ailie, with a throbbing
heart, and she threw her cards on the table and went out.  She came back
in a moment, her face betraying her excitement, her voice demanding

“Of all the wonders!” said she.  “Just step this way, people, to the

They rose and followed her.  The pantry was all darkness.  Through its
partly open door that led into the kitchen they saw their child in the
crescent of the candles, though she could not see them, as no more could
Kate, whose chair was turned the other way.  They stood in silence
watching the strange performance, each with different feelings, but all
with eeriness, silent people of the placid, old, half-rustic world, that
lives for ever with realities, and seldom sees the passions

Bud had risen, her dark hair looking unnaturally black above her brow,
and, her dancing done, she was facing the dog and the servant, the only
audience of whose presence she was aware.

“Toots!” said the maid, relieved that all seemed over, “that’s nothing in
the way of dancing; you should see them dancing Gillie-Callum over-bye in
Colonsay!  There’s a dancer so strong there that he breaks the very

Bud looked at her, and yet not wholly at her—through her, with burning

“Hush!” she said, trembling.  “Do you not hear something?” and at that
moment, high over the town went the “honk, honk” of the wild geese.

“Devil the thing but geeses!” said the maid, whose blood had curdled for
a second.  The rain swept like a broom along the street, the gutters
bubbled, the shutters rapped, far above the dwelling went the sound of
the flying geese.

“Oh, hush, woman, hush!” implored the child, her hands over her ears, her
figure cowering.

“It’s only the geeses.  What a start you gave me!” said the maid again.

“No, no,” said Bud, “Methought I heard a voice cry ‘Sleep no more!
Macbeth does murder sleep, the innocent sleep, Sleep that knits up the
ravell’d sleave of care, sore labour’s bath, Balm of hurt minds, great
nature’s second course, Chief nourisher in life’s feast—’”

“What do you mean?” cried Kate.

“Still it cried, ‘Sleep no more!’ to all the house: Glamis hath murder’d
sleep, and therefore Cawdor shall sleep no more; Macbeth shall sleep no

The child filled each phrase with a travesty of passion; she had seen the
part enacted.  It was not, be sure, a great performance.  Some words were
strangely mutilated; but it was a child, and she had more than a child’s
command of passion—she had feeling, she had heart.

“I cannot look at you!” exclaimed Kate.  “You are not canny, but oh! you
are—you are majestic!  There was never the like of it in all the isles.”

Bell, in the darkness of the pantry, wept silently at some sense of sin
in this play-acting on a Saturday night; her brother held her arm
tightly; Ailie felt a vague unrest and discontent with herself, a touch
of envy and of shame.

“Please collect the bouquets,” said the child, seating herself on the
floor with her knees tucked high in her gown.  “Are the croodles all

“It did me a lot of good yon dancing,” said Kate.  “Did you put yon words
about Macbeth sleep no more together yourself?”

“Yes,” said Bud, and then repented.  “No,” she added hurriedly, “that’s a
fib; please, God, give me a true tongue.  It was made by Shakespeare—dear
old Will!”

“I’m sure I never heard of the man in all my life before; but he must
have been a bad one.”

“Why, Kate, you are as fresh as the mountain breeze,” said Bud.  “He was
Great!  He was born at Stratford-on-Avon, a poor boy, and went to London
and held horses outside the theatre door, and then wrote plays so grand
that only the best can act them.  He was—he was not for an age, but all
the time.”

She had borrowed the lesson as well as the manner of Auntie Ailie, who
smiled in the dark of the pantry at this glib rendering of herself.

“Oh, I should love to play Rosalind,” continued the child.  “I should
love to play everything.  When I am big, and really Winifred Wallace, I
will go all over the world and put away people’s croodles same as I did
yours, Kate, and they will love me; and I will make them feel real good,
and sometimes cry—for that is beautiful too.  I will never rest, but go
on, and on, and on; and everywhere everybody will know about me—even in
the tiny minstrel towns where they have no or’nary luck but just coon
shows, for it’s in these places croodles must be most catching.  I’ll go
there and play for nothing, just to show them what a dear soul Rosalind
was.  I want to grow fast, fast!  I want to be tall like my Auntie Ailie,
and lovely like my dear Auntie Ailie, and clever like my sweet sweet Aunt

“She’s big enough and bonny enough, and clever enough in some things,”
said the maid; “but can she sew like her sister!—tell me that!”

“Sew!” exclaimed the child, with a frown.  “I hate sewing.  I guess
Auntie Ailie’s like me, and feels sick when she starts a hem and sees how
long it is, and all to be gone over with small stitches.”

“Indeed, indeed I do,” whispered Ailie in the pantry, and she was
trembling.  She told me later how she felt of her conviction then that
for her the years of opportunity were gone, the golden years that had
slipped past in the little burgh town without a chance for her to grasp
their offerings.  She told me of her resolution there and then that this
child, at least, should have its freedom to expand.

Bud crept to the end of the crescent of her footlights and blew out the
candles slowly one by one.  The last she left a-light a little longer,
and, crouched upon the floor, she gazed with large and dreaming eyes into
its flame as if she read there.

“It is over now,” said Mr Dyce in a whisper to his sisters, and, with his
hands on their shoulders led them back into the parlour.


SHE was wayward, she was passionate, she was sometimes wild.  She was not
what, in the Pigeons’ Seminary, could be called a good child, for all her
sins were frankly manifest, and she knew no fear nor naughty stratagem;
her mind, to all but Kate, was open as the day, and there it was the
fault of honest Kate’s stupidity.  But often Miss Bell must be moaning at
transgressions almost harmless in themselves, yet so terribly unlike a
Christian bairn, as when Bud spent an afternoon in a tent with some gipsy
children, changed clothes with them the better to act a part, and stormed
because she could not have them in to tea with her.  Or when she asked
Lady Anne, bazaar-collecting in the house of Dyce, if she ever had had a
proposal.  It was a mercy that Lady Anne that very week had had one, and
was only too pleased to tell of it and say she had accepted.

“Then _you’re_ safe out of the woods,” said Bud gravely.  “There’s our
Kate, she hasn’t had a proposal yet, and I guess she’s on the slopey side
of thirty.  It must be dre’ffle to be as old—as old as a house and have
no beau to love you.  It must be ’scrutiating.”

Lady Anne let her eyes turn for a moment on the sisters Dyce, and the
child observed and reddened.

“Oh! Auntie Bell!” she said quickly.  “Auntie Bell had heaps and heaps of
beaux all dying to marry her, but she gave them the calm cold eye and
said she had to cling to Uncle Dan.  It was very noble of her, wasn’t

“Indeed it was!” admitted Lady Anne, very much ashamed of herself.

“And Auntie Ailie is not on the slopey side of thirty,” continued Bud,
determined to make all amends.  “She’s young enough to love dolls.”

It was Bell who censured her for this dreadful behaviour.  “You are a
perfect torment, Lennox,” she said, at the first opportunity.  “A bairn
like you must not be talking about beaux, and love, and proposals, and
nonsense of that kind,—it’s fair ridiculous.”

“Why, I thought love was the Great Thing!” exclaimed Bud, much
astonished.  “It’s in all the books, there’s hardly anything else, ’cept
when somebody is murdered and you know that the man who did it is the
only one you don’t suspect.  Indeed, Auntie, I thought it was the Great

“And so it is, my dear,” said Ailie.  “There’s very little else in all
the world, except—except the children,” and she folded her niece in her
arms.  “It is the Great Thing; it has made Lady Anne prettier than ever
she was in her life before, it has made her brighter, humbler, gentler,
kinder.  God bless her, I hope she will be happy.”

“But it was very wrong; it was a kind of fib for you to talk about me
having lots of lads in my time,” said Auntie Bell.  “You do not know
whether I had or not.”

Bud looked at her and saw a flush on her face.  “I think,” said she, “the
beaux must have been very stupid, then.  But I guess there must have been
one, Auntie Bell, and you have forgotten all about him.”  And at that
Miss Bell went hurriedly from the room, with a pretence that she heard a
pot boil over, and Ailie in a low voice told her niece all about Bell’s
beau, deep drowned in the Indian Ocean.

For days after that the child was tender with her elder aunt, and made a
splendid poem in blank verse upon the late Captain James Murray, which
Bell was never to see, but Ailie treasured.  For days was she angelic
good.  Her rages never came to fever heat.  Her rebellions burned
themselves out in her bosom.  Nobly she struggled with Long Division and
the grammar that she abominated; very meekly she took censure for
copy-books blotted and words shamefully misspelled in Uncle Daniel’s
study.  Some way this love that she had thought a mere amusement, like
shopping in Chicago, took a new complexion in her mind—became a dear and
solemn thing, like her uncle’s Bible readings, when, on Sunday nights at
worship in the parlour, he took his audience through the desert to the
Promised Land, and the abandoned street was vocal with domestic psalm
from the Provost’s open windows.  She could not guess—how could she, the
child?—that love has its variety.  She thought there was but the one love
in all the world,—the same she felt herself for most things,—a gladness
and agreement with things as they were.  And yet at times in her reading
she got glimpses of love’s terror and empire, as in the stories of
Othello and of Amy Robsart, and herself began to wish she had a lover.
She thought at first of Uncle Dan; but he could not be serious, and she
had never heard him sigh,—in him was wanting some remove, some mystery.
What she wanted was a lover on a milk-white steed, a prince who was “the
flower o’ them a’,” as in Aunt Ailie’s song “Glenlogie”; and she could
not imagine Uncle Dan with his spectacles on riding any kind of steed,
though she felt it would be nice to have him with her when the real
prince was there.

Do you think it unlikely that this child should have such dreams?  Ah,
then, you are not of her number, or you have forgotten.  She never
forgot.  Many a time she told me in after-years of how in the attic
bower, with Footles snug at her feet, she conjured up the lad on the
milk-white steed, not so much for himself alone, but that she might act
the lady-love.  And in those dreams she was tall and slender, sometimes
proud, disdainful, wounding the poor wretch with sharp words and cold
glances; or she was meek and languishing, sighing out her heart even in
presence of his true-love gifts of candy and P. & A. MacGlashan’s penny
tarts.  She walked with him in gardens enchanted; they sailed at nights
over calm moonlit seas, and she would be playing the lute.  She did not
know what the lute was like; but it was the instrument of love, and had a
dulcet sound, like the alto flutes in the burgh band.

But, of course, no fairy prince came wooing Daniel Dyce’s little niece,
though men there were in the place—elderly and bald, with married
daughters—who tried to buy her kisses for sixpences and sweets, and at
last she felt vicariously the joys of love by conducting the affairs of

Kate had many wooers,—that is the solace of her class.  They liked her
because she was genial and plump, with a flattering smile and a soft
touch of the Gaelic accent that in the proper key and hour is the thing
to break hearts.  She twirled them all round her little finger, and Bud
was soon to see this and to learn that the maid was still very far from
the slopey side of thirty.  But Kate, too, had her dreams—of some misty
lad of the mind, with short, curled hair, clothes brass-buttoned, and a
delicious smell of tar—something or other on a yacht.  The name she had
endowed him with was Charles.  She made him up from passing visions of
seamen on the quays, and of notions gleaned from her reading of penny

One week-night Bud came on her in the kitchen dressed in her Sunday
clothes and struggling with a spluttering pen.

“Are you at your lessons too?” said the child.  “You naughty Kate!
there’s a horrid blot.  No lady makes blots.”

“It wasn’t me, it was this devilish pen; besides, I’m not a lady,” said
Kate, licking the latest blot with her tongue and grimacing.  “What way
do you spell weather?”

“W-e-t-h-e-r,” said Bud.  “At least, I think that’s the way! but I’d best
run and ask Aunt Ailie,—she’s a speller from Spellerville.”

“Indeed and you’ll do nothing of the kind,” cried the maid, alarmed and
reddening.  “You’ll do nothing of the kind, Lennox, because—I’m writing
to Charles.”

“A love-letter!  Oh, I’ve got you with the goods on you!” exclaimed Bud,
enchanted.  “And what are you doing with your hurrah clothes on?”

“I like to put on my Sunday clothes when I’m writing Charles,” said the
maid, a little put-about.  “Do you think it’s kind of daft?”

“It’s not daft at all, it’s real ’cute of you; it’s what I do myself when
I’m writing love-letters, for it makes me feel kind of grander.  It’s
just the same with poetry; I simply can’t make sure enough poetry unless
I have on a nice frock and my hands washed.”

“_You_ write love-letters!” said the maid, astounded.

“Yes, you poor perishing soul!” retorted Bud.  “And you needn’t yelp.
I’ve written scores of love-letters without stopping to take breath.
Stop! stop!” she interrupted herself, and breathed an inward little
prayer.  “I mean that I write them—well, kind of write them—in my mind.”
But this was a qualification beyond Kate’s comprehension.

“Then I wish you would give me a hand with this one,” said she
despairingly.  “All the nice words are so hard to spell, and this is such
a bad pen.”

“They’re _all_ bad pens; they’re all devilish,” said Bud, from long
experience.  “But I’d love to help you write that letter.  Let me
see—pooh! it’s dreffle bad, Kate.  I can’t read a bit of it, almost.”

“I’m sure and neither can I,” said Kate, distressed.

“Then how in the world do you expect Charles to read it?” asked Bud.

“Oh, he’s—he’s a better scholar than me,” said Kate complacently.  “But
you might write this one for me.”

Bud washed her hands, took a chair to the kitchen table, threw back her
hair from her eyes, and eagerly entered into the office of
love-letter-writer.  “What will I say to him?” she asked.

“My dear, dear Charles,” said the maid, who at least knew so much.

“My adorable Charles,” said Bud, as an improvement, and down it went with
the consent of the dictator.

“I’m keeping fine, and I’m very busy,” suggested Kate, upon deliberation.
“The weather is capital here at present, and it is a good thing, for the
farmers are busy with their hay.”

Bud sat back and stared at her in amazement.  “Are you sure this is for a
Charles?” she asked.  “You might as well call him Sissy and talk frocks.
Why! you must tell him how you love him.”

“Oh, I don’t like,” said Kate, confused.  “It sounds so—so bold and
impudent when you put it in the English and write it down.  But please
yourself; put down what you like, and I’ll be dipping the pen for you.”

Bud was not slow to take the opportunity.  For half an hour she sat at
the kitchen table and searched her soul for fitting words that would
convey Kate’s adoration.  Once or twice the maid asked what she was
writing, but all she said was “Don’t worry, Kate.  I’m right in the
throes.”  There were blots and there were erasions, but something like
this did the epistle look when it was done:—

    “MY ADORABLE CHARLES,—I am writeing this letter to let you know how
    much I truly love you.  Oh Charles, dear, you are the Joy of my
    heart.  I am thinking of you so often, often, till my Heart just
    aches.  It is lovely wether here at present.  Now I will tell you all
    about the Games.  They took place in a park near here Friday and
    there was seventeen beautiful dancers.  They danced to give you
    spassums.  One of them was a Noble youth.  He was a Prince in his own
    write, under Spells for sevn years.  When he danced, lo and behold he
    was the admiration of all Beholders.  Alas! poor youth.  When I say
    alas I mean that it was so sad being like that full of Spells in the
    flower of his youth.  He looked at me so sad when he was dancing, and
    I was so glad.  It was just like money from home.  Dear Charles, I
    will tell you all about myself.  I am full of goodness most the time
    for God loves good people.  But sometimes I am not and I have a
    temper like two crost sticks when I must pray to be changed.  The
    dancing gentleman truly loves me to distruction.  He kissed my hand
    and hastily mountain his noble steed, galoped furiously away.  Ah,
    the coarse of true love never did run smooth.  Perhaps he will fall
    upon the forein plain.  Dearest Charles—adorable—I must now tell you
    that I am being educated for my proper station in life.  There is
    Geograpy, and penmanship with the right commas, and Long Division and
    conjunctives which I abomiate.  But my teacher, a sweet lady named
    Miss Alison Dyce, says they are all truly refining.  Oh I am weary,
    weary, he cometh not.  That is for you, darling Charles, my own.—Your
    true heart love,

                                                           KATE MACNEILL.”

“Is that all right?” asked Bud anxiously.

“Yes; at least it’ll do fine,” said the maid, with that Highland
politeness that is often so bad for business.  “There’s not much about
himself in it, but och! it’ll do fine.  It’s as nice a letter as ever I
saw: the lines are all that straight.”

“But there’s blots,” said Bud regretfully.  “There oughtn’t to be blots
in a real love-letter.”

“Toots! just put a cross beside each of them, and write ‘this is a
kiss,’” said Kate, who must have had some previous experience.  “You
forgot to ask him how’s his health, as it leaves us at present.”

So Bud completed the letter as instructed.  “Now for the envelope,” said

“I’ll put the address on it myself,” said Kate, confused.  “He would be
sure somebody else had been reading it if the address was not in my hand
of write,”—an odd excuse, whose absurdity escaped the child.  So the maid
put the letter in the bosom of her Sunday gown against her heart, where
meanwhile dwelt the only Charles.  It is, I sometimes think, where we
should all deposit and retain our love-letters; for the lad and lass, as
we must think of them, have no existence any more than poor Kate’s

Two days passed.  Often in those two days would Bud come, asking
anxiously if there was any answer yet from Charles.  As often the maid of
Colonsay reddened, and said with resignation there was not so much as the
scrape of a pen.  “He’ll be on the sea,” she explained at last, “and not
near a post-office.  Stop you till he gets near a post-office, and you’ll
see the fine letter I’ll get.”

“I didn’t know he was a sailor,” said Bud.  “Why, I calculated he was a
Highland chieftain or a knight, or something like that.  If I had known
he was a sailor I’d have made that letter different.  I’d have loaded it
up to the nozzle with sloppy weather, and said, Oh, how sad I was—that’s
you, Kate—to lie awake nights thinking about him out on the heaving
billow.  Is he a captain?”

“Yes,” said Kate promptly.  “A full captain in the summer time.  In the
winter he just stays at home and helps on his mother’s farm.  Not a cheep
to your aunties about Charles, darling Lennox,” she added anxiously.
“They’re—they’re that particular!”

“I don’t think you’re a true love at all,” said Bud, reflecting on many
interviews at the kitchen window and the back-door.  “Just think of the
way you make goo-goo eyes at the letter-carrier, and the butcher’s man,
and the ashpit gentleman.  What would Charles say?”

“Toots! I’m only putting by the time with them,” explained the maid.
“It’s only a diversion.  When I marry I will marry for my own
conveniency, and the man for me is Charles.”

“What’s the name of his ship?” asked the child.

“The _Good Intent_,” said Kate, who had known a skiff of the name in
Colonsay.  “A beautiful ship, with two yellow lums, and flags to the

“That’s fine and fancy!” said Bud.  “There was a gentleman who loved me
to destruction, coming over on the ship from New York, and loaded me with
candy.  He was not the captain, but he had gold braid everywhere, and his
name was George Sibley Purser.  He promised he would marry me when I made
a name for myself, but I ’spect Mister J. S. Purser’ll go away and

“That’s just the way with them all,” said Kate.

“I don’t care, then,” said Bud.  “I’m all right; I’m not kicking.”

Next day the breakfast in the house of Dyce was badly served, for Kate
was wild to read a letter that the post had brought, and when she opened
it, you may be sure Bud was at her shoulder.

    “DEAREST KATE [it said],—I love you truly and I am thinking of you
    most the time.  Thank God we was all safed.  Now I will tell you all
    about the Wreck.  The sea was mountains high, and we had a cargo of
    spise and perils from Java on the left-hand side the map as you go to
    Australia.  When the Pirite ship chased us we went down with all
    hands.  But we constrickted a raft and sailed on and on till we had
    to draw lots who would drink the blood.  Just right there a sailor
    cried ‘A sail, A sail,’ and sure enough it was a sail.  And now I
    will tell you all about Naples.  There is a monsterious mountain
    there, or cone which belches horrid flames and lavar.  Once upon a
    time it belched all over a town by the name of Pompy and it is there
    till this very day.  The bay of naples is the grandest in the world
    it is called the golden horn.  Dearest Katherine, I am often on the
    mast at night.  It is cold and shakey in that place and oh how the
    wind doth blow, but I ring a bell and say alls well which makes the
    saloon people truly glad.  We had five stow-ways.  One of them was a
    sweet fair-haired child from Liverpool, he was drove from home.  But
    a good and beautious lady, one of the first new england families is
    going to adopt him and make him her only air.  How beautiful and
    bright he stood as born to rule the storm.  I weary for your letters
    darling Katherine.—Write soon to your true love till death,


Kate struggled through this extraordinary epistle with astonishment.
“Who in the world is it from?” she asked Bud.

“Charles, stupid,” said Bud, astonished that there should be any doubt
about that point.  “Didn’t I—didn’t we write him the other night?  It was
up to him to write back, wasn’t it?”

“Of course,” said Kate, very conscious of that letter still unposted,
“but—but he doesn’t say Charles anything, just Charles.  It’s a daft-like
thing not to give his name; it might be anybody.  There’s my Charles, and
there’s Charles Maclean from Oronsay,—what way am I to know which of them
it is?”

“It’ll be either or eyether,” said Bud.  “Do you know Charles Maclean?”

“Of course I do,” said the maid.  “He’s following the sea, and we were
well acquaint.”

“Did he propose to you?” asked Bud.

“Well, he did not exactly propose,” admitted Kate, “but we sometimes went
a walk together to the churchyard on a Sunday, and you know yourself what
that means out in Colonsay.  I’ll just keep the letter and think of it.
It’s the nicest letter I ever got, and full of information.  It’s Charles
Maclean, I’ll warrant you, but he did not use to call me Katherine—he
just said Kate, and his face would be as red as anything.  Fancy him
going down with all hands!  My heart is sore for him,” and the maid there
and then transferred her devotion from the misty lad of her own
imagination to Charles Maclean of Oronsay.

“You’ll help me to write him a letter back to-night,” she said.

“Yes, indeed, I’ll love to,” said the child wearily.  But by the time the
night came on, and Wanton Wully rang his curfew bell, and the rooks came
clanging home to the tall trees of the forest, she was beyond all
interest in life or love.


WANTON WULLY only briefly rang the morning bell, and gingerly, with
tight-shut lips and deep nose breathings, as if its loud alarm could so
be mitigated.  Once before he had done it just as delicately—when the
Earl was dying, and the bell-ringer, uncertain of his skill to toll, when
the time came, with the right half-minute pauses, grieved the town and
horrified the Castle by a rehearsal in the middle of a winter night.  But
no soul of mercy is in brazen bells that hang aloof from man in lofty
steeples, and this one, swung ever so gently, sullenly

“Oh, to the devil wi’ ye!” said Wanton Wully, sweating with vexation.
“Of all the senseless bells!  A big, boss bluiter!  I canna compel nor
coax ye!” and he gave the rope one vicious tug that brought it, broken,
round his ears; then went from the church into the sunny, silent, morning
street, where life and the day suspended.

In faith! a senseless bell, a merciless bell, waking folk to toil and
grief.  Dr Brash and Ailie heavy-eyed, beside the bed in the attic bower,
shivered at the sound of it, and looked with fear and yearning at the
sleeping child.

Bud moved her head from side to side a little on the pillow, with a
murmur from her parched lips, and there was a flicker of the eyelids—that
was all.  Between her and the everlasting swound, where giddily swings
the world and all its living things, there seemed no more than a sheet of
tissue-paper: it was as if a breath of the tender morning air would
quench the wavering flame that once was joy and Lennox Dyce.  The heart
of Auntie Ailie rose clamouring in her bosom; her eyes stung with the
brine of tears restrained, but she clenched her teeth that she might
still be worthy of the doctor’s confidence.

He saw it, and put out his hand and pressed her shoulder, a fat
old-fashioned man, well up in years, with whiskers under his chin like a
cravat, yet beautiful as a prince to Ailie, for on him all her hopes were
cast.  “They call me agnostic—atheist even, whiles, I hear,” he had said
in the midst of their vigil; “and, indeed, I’m sometimes beat to get my
mind beyond the mechanism, but—h’m!—a fine child, a noble child; she was
made for something—h’m!  That mind and talent—h’m!—that spirit—h’m!—the
base of it was surely never yon grey stuff in the convolutions.”  And
another time the minister had come in (the folk in the street were
furious to see him do it!), and timidly suggested prayer.  “Prayer!” said
Dr Brash, “before this child, and her quite conscious!  Man, what in
God’s own name are we doing here, this—h’m!—dear good lady and I, but
fever ourselves with sleepless, silent prayer?  Do you think a proper
prayer must be official?  There’s not a drop of stuff in a druggist’s
bottle but what’s a solution of hope and faith and—h’m!—prayer.
Con-found it, sir!”

He put out his hand and pressed her on the shoulder, and never said a
word.  Oh, the doctors! the doctors!  Hale men and hearty, we can see
their shortcomings and can smile at them, but when the night-light burns
among the phials!

It was the eighth day after Kate, with a face of clay, and her sleeves
rolled up, and the dough still on her elbows as she had come from the
baking-board, burst upon the doctor in his surgery with the cry, “Dr
Brash, Dr Brash! ye’re to haste ye and come at once to the wee one!”  He
had gone as nearly on the wings of the wind as a fat man may in
carpet-slippers, and found a distracted family round the fevered child.

“Tut, tut, lassie,” said he, chucking her lightly under the chin.  “What
new prank is this, to be pretending illness?  Or if it’s not a let-on,
I’ll be bound it’s MacGlashan’s almond tablet.”

“It’s these cursèd crab-apples in the garden; I’m sure it’s the
crab-apples, doctor,” said Miss Bell, looking ten years older than her

“H’m! I think not,” said Dr Brash more gravely, with his finger on the

“It’s bound to be,” said Bell, piteous at having to give up her only
hope.  “Didn’t you eat some yesterday, pet, after I told you that you
were not for your life to touch them?”

“No,” said Bud, with hot and heavy breathing.

“Then why didn’t ye, why didn’t ye; and then it might have been the
apples?” said poor Miss Bell.  “You shouldn’t have minded me; I’m aye so

“No, you’re not,” said Bud, and wanly smiling.

“Indeed I am; the thing’s acknowledged, and you needn’t deny it,” said
her auntie.  “I’m desperate domineering to you.”

“Well, I’m—I’m not kicking,” said Bud.  It was the last cheerful
expression she gave utterance to for many days.

Wanton Wully was not long the only one that morning in the sunny street.
Women came out, unusually early, as it seemed, to beat their basses; but
the first thing that they did was to look at the front of Daniel Dyce’s
house with a kind of terror lest none of the blinds should be up, and Mr
Dyce’s old kid glove should be off the knocker.  “Have you heard what way
she is keeping to-day?” they asked the bell-man.

“Not a cheep!” said he.  “I saw Kate sweepin’ out her door-step, but I
couldna ask her.  That’s the curse of my occupation; I wish to goodness
they had another man for the grave-diggin’.”

“You and your graves!” said the women.  “Who was mentioning them?”

He stood on the syver-side and looked at the blank front of Daniel Dyce’s
house with a gloomy eye.  “A perfect caution!” he said, “that’s what she
was—a perfect caution!  She called me Mr Wanton and always asked me how
was my legs.”

“Is there anything wrong with your legs?” said one of the women.

“Whiles a weakness,” said Wanton Wully, for he was no hypocrite.  “Her
uncle tellt me once it was a kind o’ weakness that they keep on gantrys
down in Maggie White’s.  But she does not understand—the wee one; quite
the leddy! she thought it was a kind o’ gout.  Me! I never had the
gout,—I never had the money for it, more’s the pity.”

He went disconsolate down the street to get his brush and barrow, for he
was, between the morning bell and breakfast-time, the burgh’s Cleansing
Department.  Later—till the middle of the day—he was the Harbour-Master,
wore a red-collared coat and chased the gulls from the roofs of the
shipping-boxes and the boys from the slip-side where they might fall in
and drown themselves; his afternoons had half a dozen distinct official
cares, of which, in that wholesome air, grave-digging came seldomest.
This morning he swept assiduously and long before the house of Daniel
Dyce.  Workmen passing yawning to their tasks in wood and garden, field
and shed, looked at the muffled knocker and put the question; their
wives, making, a little later, a message to the well, stopped too, put
down their water-stoups, and speculated on the state of things within.
Smoke rose from more than one chimney in the Dyces’ house.  “It’s the
parlour fire,” said Wanton Wully.  “It means breakfast.  Cheery Dan, they
say, aye makes a hearty breakfast; I like to see the gift in a man
mysel’, though I never had it; it’s a good sign o’ him the night before.”

Peter the post came clamping by-and-by along the street with his letters,
calling loudly up the closes, less willing than usual to climb the long
stairs, for he was in a hurry to reach the Dyces’.  Not the window for
him this morning, nor had it been so for a week, since Kate no longer
hung on the sashes, having lost all interest in the outer world.  He went
tiptoe through the flagged close to the back-door and lightly tapped.

“What way is she this morning?” said he, in the husky whisper that was
the best he could control his voice to, and in his eagerness almost
mastered his roving eye.

“She’s got the turn!—she’s got the turn!” said the maid, transported.
“Miss Dyce was down the now and told me that her temper was reduced.”

“Lord help us!  I never knew she had one,” said the post.

“It’s no’ temper that I mean,” said Kate, “but yon thing that you measure
wi’ the weather-glass the doctor’s aye so cross wi’ that he shakes and
shakes and shakes at it.  But anyway she’s better.  I hope Miss Ailie
will come down for a bite; if not, she’ll starve hersel’”

“That’s rare!  By George, that’s tip-top!” said the postman, so uplifted
that he went off with the M.C. step he used at Masons’ balls, and would
have clean forgotten to give Kate the letters if she had not cried him

Wanton Wully sat on a barrow-tram waiting the postman’s exit.  “What way
is she?” said he, and Peter’s errant eye cocked to all airts of the
compass.  What he wanted was to keep this tit-bit to himself, to have the
satisfaction of passing it along with his letters.  To give it to Wanton
Wully at this stage would be to throw away good fortune.  It was said by
Daniel Dyce that the only way to keep a dead secret in the burgh was to
send Wully and his handbell round the town with it as public crier.  When
Wanton Wully cried, it beat you to understand a word he said after
“Notice!” but unofficially he was marvellously gleg at circulating news.
“What way is she?” he asked again, seeing the postman’s hesitation.

“If ye’ll promise to stick to the head o’ the toun and let me alone in
the ither end, I’ll tell ye,” said Peter, and it was so agreed.

But they had not long all the glory of the good tidings to themselves.
Dr Brash came out of Dyce’s house for the first time in two days, very
sunken in the eyes and sorely needing shaving, and it could be noticed by
the dullest that he had his jaunty walk and a flower in the lapel of his
badly-crushed coat.  Ailie put it there with trembling fingers; she could
have kissed the man besides, if there had not been the chance that he
might think her only another silly woman.  Later Footles hurled himself
in fury from the doorway, his master close behind him.  At the sight of
Mr Dyce the street was happy; it was the first time they had seen him for
a week.  In burgh towns that are small enough we have this compensation,
that if we have to grieve in common over many things, a good man’s
personal joy exalts us all.

“She’s better, Mr Dyce, I’m hearing,” said P. & A. MacGlashan, wiping his
hands on his apron, to prepare for a fervent clasp from one who, he ought
to have known, was not of the fervent-clasping kind.

“Thank God!  Thank God!” said Mr Dyce.  “You would know she was pretty
far through?”

“Well—we kind of jaloused.  But we kent there was no danger—the thing
would be ridiculous!” said P. & A. MacGlashan, and went into his shop in
a hurry, much uplifted too, and picked out a big bunch of black grapes
and sent his boy with them, with his compliments, to Miss Lennox Dyce,
care of Daniel Dyce, Esquire, Writer.

Miss Minto so adored the man she could not show herself to him in an hour
like that; for she knew that she must weep, and a face begrutten ill
became her, so in she came from the door of her Emporium and watched him
pass the window.  She saw in him what she had never seen before—for in
his clothing he was always trim and tidy, quite perjink, as hereabouts we
say: she saw, with the sharp eyes of a woman who looks at the man she
would like to manage, that his hat was dusty and his boots not very
brightly polished.  More than all the news that leaked that week from the
Dyces’ dwelling it realised for her the state of things there.

“Tcht! tcht! tcht!” she said to herself; “three of them yonder, and he’s
quite neglected!”  She went into a back room, where gathered the stuff
for her Great Annual Jumble Sales with ninepenny things at sevenpence
ha’penny, and searched a drawer that sometimes had revealed tremendous
joy to Lennox and other bairns who were privileged to see what they
called “Miss Minto’s back.”  In the drawer there was a doll called Grace,
a large, robust, and indestructible wooden child that had shared Miss
Minto’s youth and found the years more kindly than she, since it got no
wrinkles thinking on the cares of competition in the millinery and
mantua-making trade, but dozed its days away upon feathers and silk and
velvet swatches.  Grace was dressed like a queen—if queens are attired in
gorgeous hand-stitched remnants; she had so long been part of Miss
Minto’s life that the mantua-maker swithered in her first intention.  But
she thought how happy Mr Dyce must be that day, and hurriedly packed the
doll in a box and went round herself with it for Lennox Dyce.

As she knocked lightly at the front door, the old kid glove came loose in
her hand—an omen!  One glance up and down the street to see that no one
noticed her, and then she slipped it in her pocket, with a guilty
countenance.  She was not young, at least she was not in her ’teens, but
young enough to do a thing like that for luck and her liking of Daniel
Dyce.  Yet her courage failed her, and when Kate came to the door the
first thing she handed to her was the glove.

“It fell off,” she said.  “I hope it means that it’s no longer needed.
And this is a little thing for Miss Lennox, Kate; you will give her it
with my compliments.  I hear there’s an improvement?”

“You wouldna _believe_ it!” said Kate.  “Thank God, she’ll soon be
carrying-on as bad as ever!”

Mr Dyce would not have cared a rap that morning if he had come upon his
clerks at Catch-the-Ten, or even playing leapfrog on their desks.  He was
humming a psalm you may guess at as he looked at the documents heaped on
his table—his calf-bound books and the dark japanned deed-boxes round his

“Everything just the same, and business still going on!” he said to his
clerk.  “Dear me! dear me! what a desperate world!  Do you know, I had
the notion that everything was stopped.  No, when I think of it I oftener
fancied all this was a dream.”

“Not Menzies _v._ Kilblane at any rate,” said the clerk, with his hand on
a bulky Process, for he was a cheery soul and knew the mind of Daniel

“I daresay not,” said the lawyer.  “That plea will last a while, I’m
thinking.  And all about a five-pound fence!  Let you and me, Alexander,
thank our stars there are no sick bairns in the house of either Menzies
or Kilblane, for then they would understand how much their silly fence
mattered, and pity be on our canty wee Table-of-Fees!”  He tossed over
the papers with an impatient hand.  “Trash!” said he.  “What frightful
trash!  I can’t be bothered with them—not to-day.  They’re no more to me
than a docken leaf.  And last week they were almost everything.  You’ll
have heard the child has got the turn?”

“I should think I did!” said Alexander.  “And no one better pleased to
hear it!”

“Thank you, Alick.  How’s the family?”

“Fine,” said the clerk.

“Let me think, now—seven, isn’t it?  A big responsibility.”

“Not so bad as long’s we have the health,” said Alexander.

“Yes, yes,” said Mr Dyce.  “All one wants in this world is the health—and
a little more money.  I was just thinking—”  He stopped himself, hummed a
bar of melody, and twinkled through his spectacles.  “You’ll have read
Dickens?” said he.

“I was familiar with his works when I was young,” said Alexander, like a
man confessing that in youth he played at bools.  “They were not bad.”

“Just so!  Well, do you know there was an idea came to my mind just now
that’s too clearly the consequence of reading Dickens for a week back, so
I’ll hold my hand and keep my project for another early occasion when it
won’t be Dickens that’s dictating.”

He went early back that day, to relieve Ailie at her nursing, as he
pretended to himself, but really for his own delight in looking at the
life in eyes where yesterday was a cloud.  A new, fresh, wholesome air
seemed to fill the house.  Bud lay on high pillows, with Miss Minto’s
Grace propped against her knees, and the garret was full of the odour of
flowers that had come in a glorious bunch from the banker’s garden.  Bell
had grown miraculously young again, and from between Ailie’s eyebrows had
disappeared the two black lines that had come there when Dr Brash had
dropped in her ear the dreadful word pneumonia.  But Dr Brash had beaten
it!  Oh, if she only knew the way to knit a winter waistcoat for him!

The child put out her hand to her uncle, and he kissed her on the palm,
frightful even yet of putting a lip to her cheek, lest he should
experience again the terror of the hot breath from that consuming inward

“Well,” said he briskly, “how’s our health, your ladyship?  Losh bless
me! what a fine, big, sonsy baby you have gotten here; poor Alibel’s nose
will be out of joint, I’m thinking.”

“Hasn’t got any,” said Bud, still weakly, in her new, thin, and
unpractised voice, as she turned with a look that showed no lessening
affection for the old doll, badly battered in the visage and wanting in
the limbs, which lay beside her on the pillow.

“Blythmeat and breadberry,” said Daniel Dyce.  “In the house of Daniel
Dyce!  Bell and Ailie, here’s an example for you!”


FOLLOWING on stormy weeks had come an Indian summer, when the world was
blessed with Ailie’s idea of Arden weather, that keeps one wood for ever
green and glad with company, knows only the rumour of distant ice and
rain, and makes men, reading thereof by winter fires, smell fir and feel
the breeze on their naked necks and hunger for the old abandoned bed
among the brackens.  “It is better to hear the lark sing than the mouse
squeak,” was the motto of Daniel Dyce, and though the larks were absent,
he would have the little one in the garden long hours of the day.  She
beiked there like a kitten in the sunlight till her wan cheek bloomed.
The robin sang among the apples—pensive a bit for the ear of age, that
knows the difference between the voice of spring and autumn—sweet enough
for youth that happily does not have an ear for its gallant melancholy;
the starlings blew like a dust about the sky; over the garden wall—the
only one in the town that wanted broken bottles—far-off hills raised up
their heads to keek at the little lassie, who saw from this that the
world was big and glorious as ever.

“My! ain’t this fine and clean?” said Bud.  “Feels as if Aunt Bell had
been up this morning bright and early with a duster.”  She was enraptured
with the blaze of the nasturtiums, that Bell would aye declare should be
the flower of Scotland, for “Indian cress here, or Indian cress there,”
as she would say, “they’re more like Scots than any flower I ken.  The
poorer the soil the better they thrive, and they come to gold where all
your fancy flowers would rot for the want of nutriment.  Nutriment! give
them that in plenty and you’ll see a bonny display of green and no’ much
blossom.  The thing’s a parable—the worst you can do with a Scotsman, if
you want the best from him, ’s to feed him ower rich.  Look at Captain
Consequence; never the same since he was aboard—mulligatawny even-on in
India; a score of servant-men, and never a hand’s-turn for himself,—all
the blossom from that kind of Indian cress is on his nose.”

“Lands sake!  I _am_ glad I’m not dead,” said Bud, with all her body
tingling as she heard the bees buzz in the nasturtium bells and watched
the droll dog Footles snap at the butterflies.

“It’s not a bad world, one way and the other,” said Miss Bell, knitting
at her side; “it would have been a hantle worse if we had had the making
o’t.  But here we have no continuing city, and yonder—if the Lord had
willed—you would have gone sweeping through the gates of the new

“Sweeping!” said the child.  “I can’t sweep for keeps; Kate won’t give me
a chance to learn.  But anyhow I guess this is a good enough world for a
miserable sinner like me.”

Mr Dyce, who had carried her, chair and all, into the garden, though she
could have walked there, chuckled at this confession.

“Dan,” said Bell, “think shame of yourself!  You make the child

“The last thing I would look for in women is consistency,” said he, “and
I daresay that’s the way I like them.  What is it Ailie quotes from
Emerson?  ‘A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds,’—that
kind of goblin never scared a woman in the dark yet.  But surely you’ll
let me laugh when I think of you chiding her gladness in life to-day,
when I mind of you last week so desperate throng among the poultices.”

“I’m for none of your lawyer arguments,” said Bell, trying in vain to gag
herself with a knitting-pin from one of the Shetland shawls she had been
turning out for years with the hope that some day she could keep one for
herself.  “It might have been that ‘she pleased God and was beloved of
Him, so that, living among sinners’—among sinners, Dan,—‘she was
translated.  Yea, speedily was she taken away, lest that wickedness
should alter her understanding, or deceit beguile her soul.’”

“I declare if I haven’t forgot my peppermints!” said her brother,
quizzing her, and clapping his outside pockets.  “A consoling text!  I
have no doubt at all you could prelect upon it most acceptably, but
confess that you are just as glad as me that there’s the like of Dr

“I like the Doc,” the child broke in, with most of this dispute beyond
her; “he’s a real cuddley man.  Every time he rapped at my chest I wanted
to cry ‘Come in.’  Say, isn’t he slick with a poultice!”

“He was slick enough to save your life, my dear,” said Uncle Dan soberly.
“I’m almost jealous of him now, for Bud’s more his than mine.”

“Did he make me better?” asked the child.

“Under God.  I’m thinking we would have been in a bonny habble wanting

“I don’t know what a bonny habble is from Adam,” said Bud, “but I bet the
Doc wasn’t _everything_: there was that prayer, you know.”

“Eh?” exclaimed her uncle sharply.

“Oh, I heard you, Uncle Dan,” said Bud, with a sly look up at him.  “I
wasn’t sleeping really that night, and I was awful liable to have tickled
you on the bald bit of your head.  I never saw it before.  I could have
done it easily if it wasn’t that I was so tired; and my breath was so
sticky that I had to keep on yanking it, just; and you were so solemn and
used such dre’ffle big words.  I didn’t tickle you, but I thought I’d
help you pray, and so I kept my eyes shut and said a bit myself.  Say, I
want to tell you something,”—she stammered, with a shaking lip.  “I felt
real mean when you talked about a sinless child; of course you didn’t
know, but it was—it wasn’t true.  I know why I was taken ill: it was a
punishment for telling fibs to Kate.  I was mighty frightened that I’d
die before I had a chance to tell you.”

“Fibs!” said Mr Dyce seriously.  “That’s bad.  And I’m loth to think it
of you, for it’s the only sin that does not run in the family, and the
one I most abominate.”

Bell stopped her knitting, quite distressed, and the child lost her
new-come bloom.  “I didn’t mean it for fibs,” she said, “and it wasn’t
anything I said, but a thing I did when I was being Winifred Wallace.
Kate wanted me to write a letter—”

“Who to?” demanded Auntie Bell.

“It was to—it was to—oh, I daren’t tell you,” said Bud, distressed.  “It
wouldn’t be fair, and maybe she’ll tell you herself, if you ask her.
Anyhow I wrote the letter for her, and seeing she wasn’t getting any
answer to it, and was just looney for one, and I was mighty keen myself,
I turned Winny on, and wrote one.  I went out and posted it that dre’ffle
wet night you had the party, and I never let on to Kate, so she took it
for a really really letter from the person we sent the other one to.  I
got soaked going to the post-office, and that’s where I guess God began
to play _His_ hand.  Jim said the Almighty held a royal flush every
blessed time; but that’s card talk, I don’t know what it means, ’cept
that Jim said it when the ‘Span of Life’ manager skipped with the
boodle—lit out with the cash, I mean, and the company had to walk home
from Kalamazoo on the railroad ties.”

“Mercy on us!  I never heard a word of it,” cried Miss Bell.  “This’ll be
a warning!  People that have bairns to manage shouldn’t be giving
parties; it was the only night since ever you came here that we never put
you to your bed.  Did Kate not change your clothes when you came in wet?”

“She didn’t know I was out, for that would have spoiled everything,
’cause she’d have asked me what I was doing out, and I’d have had to tell
her, for I can’t fib that kind of fib.  When I came in all soaking, I
took a teeny-weeny loan of Uncle’s tartan rug, and played to Kate I was
Helen Macgregor, and Kate went into spasms, and didn’t notice anything
till my clothes were dry.  Was it very very naughty of me?”

“It was indeed!  It was worse than naughty, it was silly,” said her Uncle
Dan, remembering all the prank had cost them.

“Oh, Lennox! my poor sinful bairn!” said her aunt, most melancholy.

“I didn’t mean the least harm,” protested the child, trembling on the
verge of tears.  “I did it all to make Kate feel kind of gay, for I hate
to see a body mope,—and I wanted a little fun myself,” she added hastily,
determined to confess all.

“I’ll Kate her, the wretch!” cried Auntie Bell quite furious, gathering
up her knitting.

“Why, Auntie Bell, it wasn’t her fault, it was—”

But before she could say more, Miss Bell was flying to the house for an
explanation, Footles barking at her heels astonished, for it was the
first time he had seen her trot with a ball of wool trailing behind her.
The maid had the kitchen window open to the last inch, and looked out on
a street deserted but for a ring of bairns that played before the baker’s
door.  Their voices, clear and sweet, and laden with no sense of care or
apprehension, filled the afternoon with melody—

   “Water, water wall-flowers,
   Growing up so high,
   We are all maidens,
   And we must all die.”

To the maid of Colonsay in an autumn mood, the rhyme conveyed some
pensive sentiment that was pleasant though it almost made her cry: the
air slipped to her heart, the words in some way found the Gaelic chord
that shakes in sympathy with minor keys, for beautiful is all the world,
our day of it so brief!  Even Miss Bell was calmed by the children’s song
as it came from the sunny street into the low-ceiled shady kitchen.  She
had played that game herself, sung these words long ago, never thinking
of their meaning: how pitiful it was that words and a tune should so
endure, unchanging, and all else alter!

“Kate, Kate, you foolish lass!” she cried, and the maid drew in with the
old astonishment and remorse, as if it was her first delinquency.

“I—I was looking for the post,” said she.

“Not for the first time, it seems,” said her mistress.  “I’m sorry to
hear it was some business of yours that sent Miss Lennox to the
post-office on a wet night that was the whole cause of our tribulation.
At least you might have seen the wean was dried when she came back.”

“I’m sure and I don’t know what you’re talking about, me’m,” said the
maid, astounded.

“You got a letter the day the bairn took ill; what was it about?”

The girl burst into tears and covered her head with her apron.  “Oh, Miss
Dyce, Miss Dyce!” she cried, “you’re that particular, and I’m ashamed to
tell you.  It was only just diversion.”

“Indeed, and you must tell me,” said her mistress, now determined.
“There’s some mystery here that must be cleared, as I’m a living woman.
Show me that letter this instant!”

“I can’t, Miss Dyce, I can’t, I’m quite affronted.  You don’t ken who
it’s from.”

“I ken better than yourself; it’s from nobody but Lennox,” said Miss

“My stars!” cried the maid, astonished.  “Do you tell me that?  Amn’t I
the stupid one?  I thought it was from Charles.  Oh, me’m! what will
Charles Maclean of Oronsay think of me?  He’ll think I was demented,” and
turning to her servant’s chest she threw it open and produced the second
sham epistle.

Miss Bell went in with it to Ailie in the parlour, and they read it
together.  Ailie laughed till the tears came at the story it revealed.
“It’s more creditable to her imagination than to my teaching in grammar
and spelling,” was her only criticism.  “The—the little rogue!”

“And is that the way you look at it?” asked Bell, disgusted.  “A pack of
lies from end to end.  She should be punished for it; at least she should
be warned that it was very wicked.”

“Stuff and nonsense,” said Miss Ailie.  “I think she has been punished
enough already, if punishment was in it.  Just fancy if the Lord could
make so much ado about a little thing like that!  It’s not a pack of lies
at all, Bell; it’s literature, it’s romance.”

“Well, romancing!” said Miss Bell.  “What’s romancing, if you leave out
Walter Scott?  I am glad she has a conviction of the sin of it herself.
If she had slipped away from us on Wednesday this letter would have been
upon her soul.  It’s vexing her now.”

“If that is so, it’s time her mind was relieved,” said Ailie, and rising,
sped to the garden with the letter in her hand.  Her heart bled to see
the apprehension on Bud’s face, and beside her, Dan, stroking her hair
and altogether bewildered.

“Bud,” cried Ailie, kissing her, “do you think you could invent a lover
for me who would write me letters half so interesting as this?  It’s a
lover like that I have all the time been waiting for: the ordinary kind,
by all my reading, must be very dull in their correspondence, and the
lives they lead deplorably humdrum—

   “‘Oh, Charlie is my darling, my darling, my darling;
      Oh, Charlie is my darling, the young marineer.’

After this I’ll encourage only sailors: Bud, dear, get me a nice clean
sailor.  But I stipulate that he must be more discriminating with his
capitals, and know that the verb must agree with its nominative, and not
be quite so much confused in his geography.”

“You’re not angry with me, Aunt?” said Bud, in a tone of great relief,
with the bloom coming back.  “Was it very, very wicked?”

“Pooh!” said Ailie.  “If that’s wicked, where’s our Mr Shakespeare?  Oh,
child! child! you are my own heart’s treasure.  I thought a girl called
Alison I used to know long ago was long since dead and done with, and
here she’s to the fore yet, daft as ever, and her name is Lennox Dyce.”

“No, it wasn’t Lennox wrote that letter,” said Bud; “it was Winifred
Wallace, and oh, my! she’s a pretty tough proposition.  You’re quite,
_quite_ sure it wasn’t fibbing.”

“No more than Cinderella’s fibbing,” said her aunt, and flourished the
letter in the face of Dan, who she saw was going to enter some dissent.
“Behold, Dan Dyce, the artist b-r-r-rain!  Calls sailor sweethearts from
the vasty deep, and they come obedient to her bidding.  Spise and perils,
Dan, and the golden horn a trifle out of its latitude, and the darling
boy that’s _always_ being drove from home.  One thing you overlooked in
the boy, Bud—the hectic flush.  I’m sure Kate would have liked a touch of
the hectic flush in him.”

But Bud was still contrite, thinking of the servant.  “She was so set
upon a letter from her Charles,” she explained, “and now she’ll have to
know that I was joshing her.  Perhaps I shouldn’t say joshing, Auntie
Ailie,—I s’pose it’s slang.”

“It is,” said her aunt, “and most unladylike; let us call it pulling her
le—let us call it—oh, the English language!  I’ll explain it all to Kate,
and that will be the end of it.”

“Kate ’d be dre’ffle rattled to talk about love to a grown-up lady,” said
Bud, on thinking.  “I’d best go in and explain it all myself.”

“Very well,” said Auntie Ailie; so Bud went into the house and through
the lobby to the kitchen.

“I’ve come to beg your pardon, Kate,” said she hurriedly.  “I’m sorry
I—I—pulled your leg about that letter you thought was from Charles.”

“Toots!  Ye needn’t bother about my leg or the letter either,” said Kate,
most cheerfully, with another letter open in her hand, and Mr Dyce’s
evening mail piled on the table before her; “letters are like herring
now, they’re comin’ in in shoals.  I might have kent yon one never came
from Oronsay, for it hadn’t the smell of peats.  I have a real one now
that’s new come in from Charles, and it’s just a beauty!  He got his leg
broken on the boats a month ago, and Dr Macphee’s attending him.  Oh, I’m
that glad to think that Charles’s leg is in the hands of a kent face!”

“Why! that’s funny,” said Bud.  “And we were just going to write—oh, you
mean the other Charles?”

“I mean Charles Maclean,” said Kate, with some confusion.  “I—I—was only
lettin’-on about the other Charles; he was only a diversion.”

“But you sent him a letter?” cried Bud.

“Not me!” said Kate composedly.  “I kept it, and I sent it on to Charles
out in Oronsay when you were poorly; it did fine!  He says he’s glad to
hear about my education, and doesn’t think much of gentlemen that dances,
but that he’s always glad to get the scrape of a pen from me,
because—because—well, just because he loves me still the same, yours
respectfully, Charles Maclean.  And oh, my stars, look at what a lot of

Bud scrutinised them with amazement.  “Well, _he’s_ a pansy!” said she.


SUDDENLY all the town began to talk of the pride of Kate MacNeill.  She
took to wearing all her best on week-days; abandoned the kitchen window,
and ruined an old-established trade in pay-night sweeties, that used to
shower on her in threepenny packets at the start of every autumn when the
days grew short.  No longer blate young lads scraped with their feet
uneasily in the sawdust of P. & A MacGlashan’s, swithering between the
genteel attractions of Turkish Delight and the eloquence of conversation
lozenges, that saved a lot of thinking, and made the blatest equal with
the boldest when it came to tender badinage below the lamp at the
back-door close with Dyce’s maid.  Talk about the repartee of salons! wit
moves deliberately there compared with the swift giff-gaff that Kate and
her lads were used to maintain with sentiments doubly sweet and
ready-made at threepence the quarter-pound.  So fast the sweeties passed,
like the thrust and riposte of rapiers, that their final purpose was
forgotten; they were sweeties no longer to be eaten, but scented
billets-doux, laconic of course, but otherwise just as satisfactory as
those that high-born maidens get only one at a time and at long intervals
when their papas are out at business.

  “Are you engaged?”

     “Just keep spierin’.”

  “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”

     “You are a gay deceiver.”

  “My heart is yours.”

     “How are your poor feet?”

By the hour could Kate sustain such sparkling flirtations, or at least
till a “Kiss me, dearest” turned up from the bottom of the poke, and then
she slapped his face for him.  It is the only answer out in Colonsay
unless he’s your intended.

But it stopped all at once.  P. & A. was beat to understand what way his
pay-night drawings fell, until he saw that all the lads were taking the
other side of the street.  “That’s _her_ off, anyway!” said he to Mrs P.
& A., with a gloomy visage.  “I wonder who’s the lucky man?  It’s maybe
Peter,—she’ll no’ get mony losengers from him.”

And it was not only the decline in votive offerings that showed the vital
change; she was not at the Masons’ ball, which shows how wrong was the
thought of P. & A., for Peter was there with another lady.  Very cheery,
too; exceedingly cheery, ah, desperately gay, but quite beyond the
comprehension of his partner, Jenny Shand, who was unable to fathom why a
spirit so merry in the hall should turn to groans and bitterness when,
feeling a faintish turn, she got him in behind the draft-screen on the
landing of the stair to sit the “Flowers o’ Edinburgh.”  He was fidging
fain to tell her plainly what he thought of all her sex, but strove like
a perfect gentleman against the inclination, and only said “Ha! ha! do
you say so, noo?” and “Weemen!” with a voice that made them all out
nothing more nor less than vipers.  Poor Jenny Shand! bonny Jenny Shand!
what a shame she should be bothered with so ill-faured a fellow!  When
she was picking bits of nothing off his coat lapel, as if he was her
married man, and then coming to herself with a pretty start and begging
pardon for her liberty, the diffy paid no heed; his mind was down the
town, and he was seeing himself yesterday morning at the first delivery
getting the window of Dyce’s kitchen banged in his face when he started
to talk about soap, meaning to work the topic round to hands and gloves.
He had got the length of dirty hands, and asked the size of hers, when
bang! the window went, and the Hielan’ one in among her pots and pans.

It was not any wonder, for other lads as deliberate and gawky as himself
had bothered her all the week with the same demand.  Hands! hands! you
would think, said she, they were all at the door wi’ a bunch of
finger-rings bound to marry her right or wrong, even if they had to put
them on her nose.  Of course she knew finely what they were after—she
knew that each blate wooer wanted a partner for the ball, and could only
clench the compact with a pair of gloves; but just at present she was not
in trim for balls, and landsmen had no interest for her since her heart
was on the brine.  Some of them boldly guessed at seven-and-a-halfs
without inquiry, and were dumfoundered that she would not look at them;
and one had acquired a pair of roomy white cotton ones with elastic round
the top—a kind of glove that plays a solemn part at burials, having come
upon Miss Minto when her stock of festive kids was done.  They waylaid
Kate coming with her basket from the mangle—no, thanky, she was needing
no assistance; or she would find them scratching at the window after
dark; or hear them whistling, whistling, whistling—oh, so softly!—in the
close.  There are women rich and nobly born who think that they are
fortunate, and yet, poor dears! they never heard the whistling in the
close.  Kate’s case was terrible!  By day, in her walks abroad in her new
merino, not standing so much as a wink, or paying any heed to a “Hey,
Kate, what’s your hurry?” she would blast them with a flashing eye.  By
night, hearing their signals, she showed them what she thought of them by
putting to the shutters.  “Dir-r-rt!” was what she called them, with her
nose held high and every “r” a rattle on the lug for them—this to Bud,
who could not understand the new distaste Kate had to the other sex.
“Just dirt below my feet!  I think myself far far above them.”

One evening Mr Dyce came in from his office and quizzed her in the lobby.
“Kate,” said he, “I’m not complaining, but I wish you would have mercy on
my back-door.  There’s not a night I have come home of late but if I look
up the close I find a lad or two trying to bite his way into you through
the door.  Can you no’ go out, like a good lass, and talk at them in the
Gaelic—it would serve them right!  If you don’t, steps will have to be
taken with a strong hand, as you say yourself.  What are they wanting?
Bless my soul! can this—can this be love?”

She ran to the sanctuary of the kitchen, plumped in a chair, and was
swept away in a storm of laughter and tears that frightened Bud, who
waited there a return of her aunts from the Women’s Guild.  “Why, Kate,
what’s the matter?” she asked.

“Your un—your un—un—uncle’s blaming me for harbouring all them chaps
about the door, and says it’s l-l—love: oh dear! I’m black affronted.”

“You needn’t go into hysterics about a little thing like that,” said Bud;
“Uncle Dan’s tickled to death to see so many beaux you have, wanting you
to that ball; he said last night he had to walk between so many of them
waiting for you there in front, it was like shassaying up the middle in
the Haymakers.”

“It’s not hysterics, nor hersterics either,” said the maid; “and oh, I
wish I was out of here and back in the isle of Colonsay!”

Yes, Colonsay became a great place then.  America, where the prospects
for domestics used to be so fascinating, had lost its glamour since Bud
had told her the servants there were as discontented as in Scotland, and
now her native isle beat Paradise.  She would talk by the hour, at a
washing, of its charms, of which the greatest seemed to be the absence of
public lamps and the way you heard the wind!  Colonsay seemed to be a
place where folk were always happy, meeting in each other’s houses,
dancing, singing, courting, marrying, getting money every now and then
from sons or wealthy cousins in Australia.  Bud wondered if they never
did any work in Colonsay.  Yes, yes, indeed! Kate could assure her, they
worked quite often out in Colonsay—in the winter time.

But one thing greatly troubled her—she must write back at once to the
only Charles, who so marvellously had come to her through Bud’s
unconscious offices, and she knew she could never sustain the standard of
hand-write, spelling, and information Bud had established in her first
epistle.  Her position was lamentable.  It was all very well to be the
haughty madam on the street, and show herself a wise-like modest gyurl,
but what was that without the education?  C. Maclean was a man of
education—he got it on the yats among the gentry, he had travelled all
the world!

Kate’s new airs, that caused such speculation in the town, were—now let
me tell you—all the result of a dash at education.  She wanted to be able
to write a letter as good as Bud in a week or two, and had engaged the
child to tutor her.

Bud never found a more delicious game in all her life, and it hurried her
convalescence, for to play it properly she must be Aunt Ailie, and Aunt
Ailie was always so strong and well.

“Education,” said Bud, who had a marvellous memory, and was now, you will
notice, Ailie Dyce, sitting on a high chair, with the maid on a stool
before her,—“education is not what a lot of sillies think it is; it isn’t
knowing everything.  Lots try for it that way, and if they don’t die
young, just when they’re going to win the bursary, they grow up horrid
bores, that nobody asks to picnics.  You can’t know everything, not if
you sit up cramming till the cows come home; and if you want to see a
brainy person jump, ask him how his mother raised her dough.  Miss
Katherine MacNeill, never—NEVER—NEVER be ashamed of not knowing a thing,
but always be ashamed of not wanting to know.  That’s Part One.  Don’t
you think you should have an exercise-book, child, and take it down?”

“Toots! what’s my head for?” said the servant

“Uncle Dan says education is knowing what you don’t know, and knowing
where to find it out without the other people knowing; but he says in
most places you can get the name of having it fine and good by talking
loud and pushing all your goods in front of you in a big enough barrow.
And Auntie Bell—she says the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, and
the rest of it is what she skipped at Barbara Mushet’s Seminary.  But I
tell you, child (said the echo of Ailie Dyce), that education’s just
another name for love.”

“My stars!  I never knew that before,” cried the servant; “I’m awful glad
about Charles!”

“It isn’t that kind of love,” Bud hurriedly explained, “though it’s good
enough, for that’s too easy.  You’re only on the trail for education when
you love things so you’ve simply _got_ to learn as much as is good for
your health about them.  Everything’s sweet—oh, so sweet—all the
different countries, and the different people, when you understand, and
the woods, and the things in them, and all the animals,—’cepting maybe
puddocks, though it’s likely God made them too when He was kind of
careless,—and the stars, and the things men did, and women,—’specially
those that’s dead, poor dears!—and all the books, ’cepting the stupid
ones Aunt Ailie simply _can’t_ stand, though she never lets on to the
ladies who like that kind.”

“My Lord! must you love them all?” asked the maid, astonished.

“Yes, you must, my Lord,” said Bud.  “You’ll never know the least thing
well in this world unless you love it.  It’s sometimes mighty hard, I
allow.  I hated the multiplication table, but now I love it—at least, I
kind of love it up to seven times nine, and then it’s almost horrid, but
not so horrid as it was before I knew that I would never have got to this
place from Chicago unless a lot of men had learned the table up as far as
twelve times twelve.”

“I’m not particular about the multiplication table,” said the maid, “but
I want to be truly refined, the same as you said in yon letter to
Charles.  I know he’ll be expecting it.”

“H-m-m-m-m!” said Bud thoughtfully, “I s’pose I’ll have to ask Auntie
Ailie about that, for I declare to goodness I don’t know where you get
it, for it’s not in any of the books I’ve seen.  She says it’s the One
Thing in a lady, and it grows inside you someway, like—like—like your
lungs, I guess.  It’s no use trying to stick it on outside with lessons
on the piano or the mandoline, and parlour talk about poetry, and
speaking mim as if you had a clothes-pin in your mouth, and couldn’t say
the least wee thing funny without it was a bit you’d see in ‘Life and
Work.’  Refinement, some folk think, is not laughing right out.”

“My stars!” said Kate.

“And Auntie Bell says a lot think it’s not knowing any Scotch language
and pretending you never took a tousy tea.”

“I think,” said Kate, “we’ll never mind refining; it’s an awful bother.”

“But every lady must be refined,” said Bud.  “Ailie prosists in that.”

“I don’t care,” said the maid; “I’m not particular about being very much
of a lady,—I’ll maybe never have the jewellery for it,—but I would like
to be a sort of lady on the Sundays, when Charles is at home.  I’m not
hurryin’ you, my dear, but—but when do we start the writin’?” and she
yawned in a way that said little for the interest of Professor Bud’s
opening lecture.

Whereupon Bud explained that in a systematic course of education reading
came first, and the best reading was Shakespeare, who was truly ennobling
to the human mind.  She brought in Auntie Ailie’s Shakespeare, and sat
upon the fender, and plunged Kate at once into some queer society at
Elsinore.  But, bless you! nothing came of it: Kate fell asleep, and woke
to find the fire cold and the child entranced with Hamlet.

“Oh dear! it’s a slow job getting your education,” she said pitifully,
“and all this time there’s my dear Charles waiting for a letter!”


“I CANNA be bothered with that Shakespeare,” Kate cried hopelessly, after
many days of him; “the man’s a mournin’ thing!  Could he not give us
something cheery, with ‘Come, all ye boys!’ in it, the same as the
trawlers sing in Colonsay?  There was far more fun last week in the penny

So Bud dipped in the bottomless well of knowledge again and scooped up
Palgrave’s ‘Golden Treasury,’ and splashed her favourite lyrics at the
servant’s feet.  Kate could not stand the ‘Golden Treasury’ either; the
songs were nearly all so lamentable they would make a body greet.  Bud
assured her on the best authority that the sweetest songs were those that
told of saddest thought, but Kate said that might be right enough for
gentry who had no real troubles of their own, but they weren’t the thing
at all for working folk.  What working folk required were songs with
tunes to them, and choruses that you could tramp time to with your feet.
History, too, was as little to her taste; it was all incredible,—the
country could never have kept up so many kings and queens.  But she liked
geography, for the map enabled her to keep an eye on Charles as he went
from port to port, where letters in her name, but still the work of
Lennox, would be waiting for him.

The scheme of education was maintained so long because the town had come
upon its melancholy days and Bud began to feel depression, so that
playing teacher was her only joy.  The strangers had gone south with the
swallows; the steamer no longer called each day to make the pavement
noisy in the afternoon with the skliff of city feet, so different from
the customary tread of tackety boots; the coachman’s horn, departing, no
longer sounded down the valley like a brassy challenge from the wide,
wide world.  Peace came to the burgh like a swoon, and all its days were
pensive.  Folk went about their tasks reluctant, the very smoke of the
chimneys loitered lazily round the ridges where the starlings chattered,
and a haze was almost ever over the hills.  When it rose, sometimes, Bud,
from her attic window, could see the road that wound through the distant
glen.  The road!—the road!—ah, that began to have a meaning and a kind of
cry, and wishfully she looked at it and thought upon its other end, where
the life she had left and read about was loudly humming and marvellous
things were being done.  Charles Maclean of Oronsay, second mate, whom
she loved unto destruction, now that he was writing regularly, fairly
daft himself to get such charming curious letters as he thought from
Kate, had been adjusted by the doctor, and was once again on the heaving
main.  It would be Cardiff or Fleetwood, Hamburg, Santander, or Bilbao,
whose very name is like a story, and his tarry pen, infected by the
child’s example, induced to emulation, always bravely sought to give some
picture of the varied world through which he wandered.  Of noisy ports
did he communicate, crowded with ships, of streets and lofty warehouses,
and places where men sang, and sometimes of the playhouse, where the
villain was a bad one and the women were so braw.

“What is braw?” asked Bud.

“It’s fine clothes,” said Kate; “but what’s fine clothes if you are not
pure in heart and have a figure?” and she surveyed with satisfaction her
own plump arms.

But the child guessed at a wider meaning for the word as Charles used it,
and thought upon the beauteous clever women of the plays that she had
seen herself in far Chicago, and since her vicarious lover would have
thought them braw and plainly interesting, she longed to emulate them, at
least to see them again.  And, oh! to see the places that he wrote of,
and hear the thundering wheels and jangling bells!  And there was also
Auntie Ailie’s constant stimulus to thoughts and aspirations that could
meet no satisfaction in this little town.  Bell dwelt continually within
the narrow walls of her immediate duty, content, like many, thank the
Lord! doing her daily turns as best she could, dreaming of nothing
nobler.  Dan had ranged wider in his time, and knew the world a great
deal better, and had seen so much of it was illusion, its prizes
“Will-o’-the-wisp,” that now his wild geese were come home.  He could see
the world in the looking-glass in which he shaved, and there was much to
be amused at.  But Ailie’s geese were still flying far across the
firmament, knowing no place of rest.  The child had bewitched her! it was
often the distant view for her now, the region unattainable; and though
apparently she had long ago surrendered to her circumstances, she now
would sometimes silently irk at her prisoning here, in sleep-town, where
we let things slide until to-morrow, while the wild birds of her
inclination flew around the habitable wakeful world.  Unwittingly—no, not
unwittingly always—she charged the child with curiosity unsatisfiable,
and secret discontent at little things and narrow, with longings for
spacious arenas and ecstatic crowded hours.  To be clever, to be brave
and daring, to venture and make a glorious name!—how her face would glow
and all her flesh would quiver picturing lives she would have liked to
live if only she had had the chance!  How many women are like that!
silent by the hearth, seemingly placid and content as they darn and mend
and wait on the whim and call of dullards.

Bell might be content and busy with small affairs, but she had a quick,
shrewd eye, and saw the child’s unrest.  It brought her real distress,
for so had the roving spirit started in her brother William.  Sometimes
she softly scolded Lennox, and even had contemplated turning her into
some other room from the attic that had the only window in the house from
which the highroad could be seen, but Ailie told her that would be to
make the road more interesting for the child.  “And I don’t know,” she
added, “that it should worry us if she does indulge herself in dreams
about the great big world and its possibilities.  I suppose she’ll have
to take the road some day.”

“Take the road!” cried Bell, almost weeping.  “Are you daft, Ailie Dyce?
What need she take the road for?  There’s plenty to do here, and I’m sure
she’ll never be better off anywhere else.  A lot of nonsense!  I hope you
are not putting notions in her head; we had plenty of trouble with her

“It would break my heart to lose her, I assure you,” said Aunt Ailie
softly; “but—” and she ended with a sigh.

“I’m sure you’re content enough yourself?” said Bell; “and you’re not by
any means a diffy.”

“Indeed I am content,” admitted Ailie; “at least—at least I’m not
complaining.  But there is a discontent that’s almost holy, a roving mood
that’s the salvation of the race.  There were, you mind, the Pilgrim

“I wish to the Lord they had bided at home!” cried Bell.  “There’s never
been happy homes in this Christian land since they started emigration.”
And at that Miss Ailie smiled and Dan began to chuckle.

“Does it not occur to you, Bell,” said he, “that but for the Pilgrim
Fathers there would never have been Bud?”

“I declare neither there would!” she said, smiling.  “Perhaps it was as
well they went, poor things!  And, of course, there must be many an
honest decent body in America.”

“Quite a number!” said Ailie.  “You would not expect this burgh to hold
them all, or even Scotland: America’s glad to get the overflow.”

“Ah, you’re trying to make me laugh, the pair of you, and forget my
argument,” said Bell; “but I’ll not be carried away this time.  I’m
feared for the bairn, and that’s telling you.  Oh, Ailie, mind what her
mother was—poor girl! poor dear girl! playacting for her living, roving
from place to place, with nothing you could call a home; laughing and
greeting and posturing before lights for the diversion of the world—”

“We might do worse than give the world diversion,” said Ailie soberly.

“Yes, yes; but with a painted face and all a vain profession—that is
different, is it not?  I love a jovial heart like Dan’s, but to make the
body just a kind of fiddle!  It’s only in the body we can be ourselves—it
is our only home; think of furnishing it with shams, and lighting every
room that should be private, and leaving up the blinds that the world may
look in at a penny a-head!  How often have I thought of William, weeping
for a living, as he had to do sometimes, no doubt, and wondered what was
left for him to do to ease his grief when Mary died.  Oh, curb the child,
Ailie! curb the dear wee lassie,—it’s you it all depends on; she worships
you; the making of her ’s in your hands.  Keep her humble.  Keep her from
thinking of worldly glories.  Teach her to number her days, that she may
apply her heart unto wisdom.  Her mind’s too often out of here and
wandering elsewhere: it was so with William,—it was once the same with

                                * * * * *

Indeed it was no wonder that Bud’s mind should wander elsewhere, since
the life about her had grown so suddenly dull.  In these days Wanton
Wully often let his morning sleep too long possess him, and hurrying
through the deserted dawn with his breeches scarcely on, would ring the
bell in a hasty fury half an hour behind the proper time.  But a little
lateness did not matter in a town that really never woke.  Men went to
work in what we call a dover—that is, half asleep; shopkeepers came
blinking drowsily down and took their shutters off, and went back to
breakfast, or, I fear sometimes, to bed, and when the day was aired and
decency demanded that they should make some pretence at business, they
stood by the hour at their shop doors looking at the sparrows, wagtails,
and blue-bonnets pecking in the street, or at the gulls that quarrelled
in the syver sand.  Nothing doing.  Two or three times a-day a cart from
the country rumbled down the town, breaking the Sabbath calm; and on one
memorable afternoon there came a dark Italian with an organ who must have
thought that this at last was Eldorado, so great was his reward from a
community sick of looking at each other.  But otherwise nothing doing,
not a thing!  As in the dark of the fabled underland the men who are
blind are kings, George Jordon, the silly man, who never had a purpose,
and carried about with him an enviable eternal dream, seemed in that
listless world the only wide-awake, for he at least kept moving,
slouching somewhere, sure there was work for him to do if only he could
get at it.  Bairns dawdled to the schools, dogs slept in the track where
once was summer traffic; Kate, melancholy, billowed from the kitchen
window, and into the street quite shamelessly sang sad old Gaelic songs
which Mr Dyce would say would have been excellent if only they were put
to music, and her voice was like a lullaby.

One day Bud saw great bands of countless birds depart, passing above the
highroad, and standing in the withering garden heard as it were without a
breath of wind the dry rattle of dead leaves fall.  It frightened her.
She came quickly in to the tea-table, almost at her tears.

“Oh, it’s dre’ffle,” she said.  “It’s Sunday all the time, without good
clothes and the gigot of mutton for dinner.  I declare I want to yell.”

“Dear me!” said Miss Bell cheerfully, “I was just thinking things were
unusually lively for the time of year.  There’s something startling every
other day.  Aggie Williams found her fine new kitchen-range too big for
the accommodation, and she has covered it with cretonne and made it into
a what-not for her parlour.  Then there’s the cantata—I hear the U.P.
choir is going to start to practise it whenever Duncan Gill, next door to
the hall, is gone: he’s near his end, poor body! they’re waiting on, but
he says he could never die a Christian death if he had to listen to them
at their operatics through the wall.”

“It’s not a bit like this in Chicago,” said the child, and her uncle

“I daresay not,” said he.  “What a pity for Chicago!  Are you wearying
for Chicago, lassie?”

“No,” said Bud, deliberating.  “It was pretty smelly, but my! I wish to
goodness folk here had a little git-up-and-go to them!”

“Indeed, I daresay it’s not a bit like Chicago,” admitted Auntie Bell.
“It pleases myself that it’s just like Bonnie Scotland.”

“It’s not a bit like Scotland either,” said Bud.  “I calc’lated Scotland
’d be like a story-book all the time, chock-full of men-at-arms and
Covenanters, and things father used to talk about, Sundays, when he was
kind of mopish, and wanted to make me Scotch.  I’ve searched the woods
for Covenanters and can’t find one; they must have taken to the tall
timber, and I haven’t seen any men-at-arms since I landed, ’cepting the
empty ones up in the castle lobby.”

“What _did_ you think Scotland would be like, dear?” asked Ailie.

“Between me and Winifred Wallace, we figured it would be a great place
for chivalry and constant trouble among the crowned heads.  I expected
there’d be a lot of ‘battles long ago,’ same as in the Highland Reaper in
the sweet, sweet G.T.”

“What’s G.T.?” asked Auntie Bell; and Bud laughed slyly, and looked at
her smiling Auntie Ailie, and said: “We know, Auntie Ailie, don’t we?
It’s GRAND!  And if you want to know, Auntie Bell, it’s just Mister
Lovely Palgrave’s ‘Golden Treasury.’  _That’s_ a book, my Lord!  I
expected there’d be battles every day—”

“What a bloodthirsty child!” said Miss Ailie.

“I don’t mean truly truly battles,” Bud hurried to explain, “but the kind
that’s the same as a sound of revelry off—no blood, but just a lot of
bang.  But I s’pose battles are gone out, like iron suits.  Then I
thought there’d be almost nothing but cataracts and ravines
and—and—mountain-passes, and here and there a right smart Alick in short
trunks and a feather in his hat, winding a hunting-horn.  I used to
think, when I was a little, wee, silly whitterick, that you wound a horn
every Saturday night with a key, just like a clock; but I’ve known for
years and years it’s just blowing.  The way father said, and from the
things I read, I calc’lated all the folk in Scotland ’d hate each other
like poison, and start a clan, and go out chasing all the other clans
with direful slogans and bagpipes skirling wildly in the genial breeze.
And the place would be crowded with lovelorn maidens—that kind with the
starched millstones round their necks, like Queen Mary always wore.  My,
it must have been rough on dear old Mary when she fell asleep in church!
But it’s not a bit like that; it’s only like Scotland when I’m in bed,
and the wind is loud, and I hear the geese.  Then I think of the trees
all standing out in the dark and wet, and the hills too, the way they’ve
done for years _and_ years, and the big lonely places with nobody in
them, not a light even; and I get the croodles and the creeps, for that’s
Scotland, full of bogies.  I think Scotland’s stone-dead.”

“It’s no more dead than you are yourself,” said Miss Bell, determined
ever to uphold her native land.  “The cleverest people in the world come
from Scotland.”

“So father used to say; but Jim, he said he guessed the cleverer they
were the quicker they came.  I’m not a bit surprised they make a dash
from home when they feel so dead and mopish and think of things and see
that road.”

“Road?” said Uncle Dan.  “What road?”

“My road,” said the child.  “The one I see from my window: oh, how it
rises and rises and winds and winds, and it just _shrieks_ on you to come
right along and try.”

“Try what?” asked her uncle curiously.

“I dunno,” said Bud, thinking hard; “Auntie Ailie knows, and I ’spect
Auntie Bell knows too.  I can’t tell what it is, but I fairly tickle to
take a walk along.  Other times I feel I’d be mighty afraid to go, but
Auntie Ailie says you should always do the things you’re afraid to do,
for they’re most always the only things worth doing.”

Mr Dyce, scratching the ear of Footles, who begged at the side of his
chair, looked over the rims of his glasses and scrutinised the child.

“All roads,” said he, “as you’ll find a little later, come to the same
dead end, and most of us, though we think we’re picking our way, are all
the time at the mercy of the Schoolmaster, like Geordie Jordon.  The only
thing that’s plain in the present issue is that we’re not brisk enough
here for Young America.  What do you think we should do to make things

“Hustle,” said Bud.  “Why, nobody here moves faster’n a funeral, and they
ought to gallop if they want to keep up with the band.”

“I’m not in a hurry myself,” said her uncle, smiling.  “Maybe that’s
because I think I’m all the band there is, myself.  But if you want to
introduce the Chicago system you should start with Mrs Wright’s Italian
warehouse down the street,—the poor body’s losing money trying to run her
shop on philanthropic principles.”

Bud thought hard a while.  “Phil—phil—What’s a philanthropic principle?”
she asked.

“It’s a principle on which you don’t expect much interest except in
another world,” said her uncle.  “The widow’s what they call a Pilgrim,
hereabouts; if the meek were to inherit the earth in a literal sense, she
would long ago have owned the whole county.”

“A truly Christian woman!” said Miss Bell.

“I’m not denying it,” said Mr Dyce; “but even a Christian woman should
think sometimes of the claims of her creditors, and between ourselves it
takes me all my time to keep the wholesale merchants from hauling her to

“How do you manage it?” asked Ailie, with a twinkle in her eyes; but Dan
made no reply,—he coughed and cleaned his spectacles.


THERE was joy a few days later in the Dyce’s kitchen when Peter the
postman, with a snort that showed the bitterness of his feelings, passed
through the window a parcel for Kate, that on the face of it had come
from foreign parts.  “I don’t ken who it’s from, and ye’re no’ to think
I’m askin’,” said he; “but the stamps alone for that thing must have cost
a bonny penny.”

“Did they, indeed!” said Kate, with a toss of her head.  “Ye’ll be glad
to ken he can well afford it!” and she sniffed at the parcel, redolent of
perfumes strange and strong.

“Ye needna snap the nose off me,” said the postman, “I only made the
remark.  What—what does the fellow do?”

“He’s a traveller for railway tunnels,” retorted the maid of Colonsay,
and shut the window with a bang, to tear open the parcel in a frenzy of
expectation, and find a bottle of Genuine Riga Balsam—wonderful cure for
sailors’ wounds!—another of Florida Water, and a silver locket, with a
note from Charles saying the poem she had sent was truly grand, and
wishing her many happy returns of the day.  Like many of Charles’s
letters now, its meaning was, in parts, beyond her, until she could learn
from Bud the nature of the one to which it was an answer,—for Bud was so
far enraptured with the wandering sailor that she sometimes sent him
letters which the servant never saw.  That day the breakfast service
smelt of Florida Water, for Kate had drenched herself with the perfume,
and Miss Bell was sure she had washed the dishes again with scented soap,
as was the habit of the girl when first she came from Colonsay, and
thought that nothing but Brown Windsor would do justice to Grandma
Buntain’s tea-set used on Sundays.  But Bud could see the signs of
Shipping Intelligence, and, as soon as she could, she hastened to the
kitchen, for it was Saturday, and on Saturdays there were no lessons in
the Dyce Academy.  Oh! how she and Kate fondled the bottles lovingly, and
sniffed passionately at their contents, and took turn about of the
locket!  The maid had but one regret, that she had no immediate use for
Riga Balsam; but Bud was more devoted than that—she gently pricked the
palm of her hand with a pin and applied the Genuine.  “Oh! how he must
love me—us, I mean,” she exclaimed, and eagerly devoured his letter.

“What did you say to him in the last?” asked Kate.  “He’s talking there
about a poetry, and happy returns of the day.”

Bud confessed she had made a poem for him from his beloved Kate, and had
reckoned on fetching a gift of candy by telling him her birthday was on
Monday.  “But really I’d just as lief have the balsam,” said she, “it’s
perfectly lovely; how it nips!”

“It’s not my birthday at all,” said Kate.  “My birthday’s always on the
second Sunday in September.  I was born about the same time as Lady
Anne—either a fortnight before or a fortnight after; I forget mysel’
completely which it was, and I daresay so does she.”

“No, but Monday’s my birthday, right enough,” said Bud, “and seeing that
we’re sort of loving him in company, I s’posed it would be all the same.”

“So it is, I’m not complainin’,” said the maid.  “And now we’ll have to
send him something back.  What would you recommend?”

They considered many gifts appropriate for a sailor,—sou’-westers,
Bible-markers, woollen comforters, and paper-knives, scarf-pins, gloves,
and ties.  Bud was sure that nothing would delight him like a book about
a desert island, but Kate said no, a pipe was just the very ticket—a
wooden pipe with silver mountings; the very one to suit was in the window
of Mrs Wright’s Italian warehouse.

“What’s an Italian warehouse?” asked the child.

“You have me there!” said Kate, “unless, maybe, her husband was Italian
before he went and died on her.  ‘Italian Warehouse’ is the only thing
that’s on her sign.  She sells a thing for almost any price you like to
offer, because the Bible says it’s not the thing at all to argy-bargy.”

“_I_ know,” said Bud; “it’s what we call running a business on—on—on
philanthropic principles.  I’d love to see a body do it.  I’ll run out
and buy the pipe from Mrs Wright, Kate.”

She departed on her errand down the town, at the other side of the
church; and the hours of the forenoon passed, and dinner-time was almost
come, and still there was no sign of her returning.  Kate would have lost
her patience and gone to seek for her, but found so much to interest at
the window that she quite forgot her messenger.  Something out of the
ordinary was happening on the other side of the church.  Wanton Wully
knew what it was, but of course he was not telling, for he was out as
public crier, rousing the town with his hand-bell, and shouting “Notice!”
with an air that promised some tremendous tidings; but beyond mysterious
words like “bed-rock prices,” which he mumbled from a paper in his hand,
there was nothing to show this proclamation differed from the common ones
regarding herring at the quay or a sale of delf down-by at John Turner’s
corner.  “What are ye crying?” they asked him, but being a man with the
belief that he had a voice as clear as a concert-singer, he would not
condescend to tell them.  Only when some one looked across his shoulder
and read the paper for himself was it found that a sale described as
“Revolutionary” was taking place at the Italian warehouse.  Half the town
at once went to see what the decent body was up to.  Kate saw them
hurrying down, and when they came back they were laughing.  “What’s the
ploy?” she asked a passer-by.

“A sale at the Pilgrim weedow’s,” she was told.  “She’s put past her
Spurgeon’s Sermons and got a book about business, and she’s learnin’ the
way to keep an Italian warehoose in Scotch.”

Kate would have been down the town at once to see this marvel for
herself, but her pot was on the boil, and here was the mistress coming
down the stair, crying “Lennox, Lennox!”  The maid’s heart sank.  She had
forgotten Lennox, and how could she explain her absence to a lady so
particular?  But for the moment she was spared the explanation, for the
bark of Footles filled the street and Mr Dyce came into the lobby,

“You’re very joco!” said his sister, helping him off with his coat.
“What are you laughing at?”

“The drollest thing imaginable,” said he.  “I have just left Captain
Consequence in a terrible rage about a letter that a boy has brought to
him from Mrs Wright.  He’s one of the folk that boast of paying as they
go but never make a start.  It seems he’s as much in debt to her as to
most of the other merchants in the place, but wasn’t losing any sleep
about it, for she’s such a softy.  This letter has given him a start.  He
showed it to me, with the notion that it was a libel or a threat that
might be actionable, but I assured him I couldn’t have written one more
to the point myself.  It said that unless he paid at once, something
would be apt to happen that would create him the utmost astonishment.”

“Mercy on us!  That’s not very like the widow: she must be getting

“It was the wording of the thing amused me,” said Mr Dyce, walking into
the parlour, still chuckling, “‘something will be apt to happen that will
create you the utmost astonishment’—it suggests such awful possibilities.
And it’s going to serve it’s purpose too, for the Captain’s off to pay
her, sure it means a scandal.”

Kate took the chance to rush round the kirk in search of her messenger.
“This way for the big bargains!” cried some lads coming back from the
Italian warehouse, or, “Hey! ye’ve missed a step”—which shows how funny
we can be in the smallest burgh towns; but Kate said nothing, only
“trash!” to herself in indignation, and tried by holding in her breath to
keep from getting red.

The shop of the Pilgrim widow suffered from its signboard, that was “far
too big for its job, like the sweep that stuck in my granny’s chimney,”
as Mr Dyce said.  Once the sign had been P. & A.’s, but P. & A.’s good
lady tired of hearing her husband nicknamed the Italian, and it went back
to the painter, who partly paid with it a debt to the Pilgrim widow, who
long since rued her acquisition.  She felt in her soul it was a worldly
vanity,—that a signboard less obtrusive on the public eye would more
befit herself and her two meek little windows, where fly-papers, fancy
goods, sweetmeats, cigarettes, country eggs, and cordial invitations to
the Pilgrims Mission Bethel every Friday (_D._ _V._), eight o’clock, kept
each other incongruous and dusty company.  A decent pious widow, but ah!
so wanting any saving sense of guile.  The Pilgrim Mission was the thing
she really lived for, and her shop was the Cross she bore.  But to-day it
was scarcely recognisable: the windows had been swept of their stale
contents, and one was filled with piles of rosy apples, the other with
nuts that poured in a tempting cataract from a cask upset with an air of
reckless prodigality.  A large hand-lettered bill was in each window; one

                      HALLOWE’EN!  ARISE AND SHINE!

and the other—

                                DO IT NOW!

what was to be done being left to the imagination.  All forenoon there
had been a steady flow of customers, who came out of the shop with more
than nuts or apples, greatly amazed at the change in the Pilgrim widow,
who was cracking up her goods like any common sinner.  Behind the railed
and curtained box in which she was supposed to keep her books and pray
for the whole community, there seemed to be some secret stimulating
influence, for when bad payers tried to-day to get a thing on credit, and
she was on the point of yielding, she would dart into the box and out
again as hard as steel, insisting that at every Revolutionary Sale the
terms were cash.  She was giving bargains, but at her own price, never at
her customers’, as it used to be.  The Health Saline—extract of the
finest fruit, Cooling, Refreshing, Invigorating, Tonic (though indeed it
looked like an old friend from Rochelle with a dash of sugar and
tartaric)—was down a ha’penny, to less than what it cost, according to
another hand-done bill upon the counter.  When they asked her how she
could afford to sell the stuff below its cost, she seemed ashamed and
startled, till she had a moment in behind the curtains, and then she told
them it was all because of the large turn-over; she could not afford to
sell the saline under cost if she did not sell it in tremendous

Did they want Ward’s Matchless Polishing Paste?—alas (after a dash behind
the curtains) she was completely out of it.  Of late it had been in such
great demand that she got tired of ordering it every other week
wholesale.  Yes, she was out of Ward’s, but (again the curtained box)
what about this wonderful line in calf-foot jelly, highly praised by
the—by the connoisseurs?  What were connoisseurs?  A connoisseur (again
on reference behind the curtains) was one of those wealthy men who could
swallow anything.

“I’ll tell ye what it is,” said the tailor, “I see’t at last!  She’s got
a book in there; I’ve seen’t before—‘The Way to Conduct a Retail
Business’—and when she runs behind, it’s to see what she should say to
the customers.  That’s where she got the notions for her windows and the
‘Do it Now!’”

But he was wrong—completely wrong, for when Kate came into the shop with
“Have you seen Miss Lennox, Mrs Wright?  I sent her here a message hours
ago,” Lennox herself came from the curtained box saying, “Hello, Kate;
saw you first!  What can we do for you to-day?”

“My stars! my lady, you’ll catch it!” said the maid.  “They’re waiting
yonder on you for your dinner.”

“I was just heading for home,” said Bud, making for the door.

“My child! my child! my angel child!” cried the Pilgrim widow, going to
kiss her, but Bud drew back.

“Not to-day, please; I’m miles too big for kissing to-day,” said she, and
marched solemnly out of the Italian warehouse.

“What in the world were you doing away so long?” asked Kate.  “Were you
carrying on at anything?”

“I was paying for Charles’s pipe,” said the child, returning the money
she had got for its purchase.  “That’s the sweetest lady, Mrs Wright, but
my! ain’t she Baby Mine when it settles down to business?  When I wanted
to buy the pipe, she was so tickled she wanted me to have it for nothing,
seeing I was Mr Dyce’s niece.  She said Uncle Dan was a man of God who
saved her more than once from bankruptcy, and it was a pretty old pipe
anyway, that had been in the window since the time she got changed and
dropped brocaded dolmans.  You’d think it made her ache to have folk come
in her shop and spend money; I guess she was raised for use in a free
soup-kitchen.  I said I’d take the pipe for nothing if she’d throw in a
little game with it.  ‘What game?’ said she—oh, she’s a nice lady!—and I
said I was just dying to have a try at keeping a really really shop, and
would show her Chicago way.  _And you bet I did_, _Kate MacNeill_!”

She came in with the soup, but no question was put till her uncle asked
the blessing, and then, before a spoon was lifted, Auntie Bell said,
“Lassie, lassie, where in the world have you been?”

“Keeping shop for Mrs Wright,” said Bud.

“Tcht! tcht! you’re beyond redemption,” cried her aunt.  “A child like
you keeping shop!”

“A bonny pair of shopkeepers, the widow and you!  Which of you counted
the change?” said Uncle Dan.  “Tell us all about it.”

“Well, I had the loveliest time,” said Bud.  “It would take till tea-time
to tell just ’zactly what a lovely day it was, but I’ll hurry up and make
it a front scene.  What you said, Uncle Dan, about her running a shop on
phil—on philanthropic principles made me keen to see her doing it, and I
went down a message for Kate, and offered to help.  She ’lowed herself
she wasn’t the best there was in the land at keeping shop, and didn’t
seem to make much money at it, but said thank the Lord she had the
priceless boon of health.  I was the first customer she’d set eyes on all
the morning, ’cept a man that wanted change for half-a-crown and hadn’t
the half-crown with him, but said he’d pay it when he didn’t see her
again, and she said she felt sure that trade was going to take a turn.  I
said I thought it would turn quicker if—if—if she gave it a push herself,
and she said she dared say there was something in it, and hoped I was in
the fold.  I said I was, sure, and at that she cried out ‘Hallelujah!’
Every other way she was a perfectly perfect lady; she made goo-goo eyes
at me, and skipped round doing anything I told her.  First she cleared
all the old truck out of the windows, and filled them up with nuts and
apples for Hallowe’en, till they looked the way windows never looked in
Scotland in all creation before, I s’pose.  ‘They’ll think it kind of
daft,’ says she, scared-like, ‘they’re not like any other windows in the
place.’  ‘Of course not,’ I said, ‘and that’s the very thing to jar the
eye of the passer-by.’  Jim Molyneux said a shop-window was like a
play-bill, it wanted a star line—a feature—a whoop.  Then I tried to
think of the ’cute things shopkeepers print in Chicago, but couldn’t
remember any ’cepting ‘Pants two dollars a leg, seats free,’ but the
widow said she didn’t sell pants.  Then I thought of some natty little
cards I’d seen that said ‘Arise and Shine!’ and ‘Do it Now!’ so I got her
to print these words good and big, and put them in the window.  She
wanted to know what they meant, but I said I couldn’t tell from Adam, but
they would make the people wonder, and come in the shop to find out, and
then it would be up to her to sell them something and pry the money out
of them before they baulked.  Oh, Auntie, how I go on!” and here Bud
stopped almost breathless and a little ashamed.

“Go on! go on!” cried Ailie.

“Well, I got behind a curtain into a little box-office, where the widow
kept a cash-book awfully doggy-eared, and a pile of printed sermons, and
heaps of tracts about doing to others as you should be done by, and
giving to the poor and lending to the Lord.  She read bits of them to me,
and said she sometimes wondered if Captain Brodie was too poor to pay for
eighteen months’ tobacco, but she didn’t like to press him, seeing he had
been in India and fought his country’s battles.  She said she felt she
must write him again for her money, but couldn’t think of what to say
that would be Christian and polite and gentle, but still make him see she
wanted the money pretty bad.  I said I would tell her what to say that
would suit just fine, and I dictated it—”

“I saw the letter,” said Uncle Dan, twinkling through his glasses.  “It
was a work of genius,—go on! go on!”

“Then folk began to come in for nuts and apples, and asked what ‘Arise
and Shine’ and ‘Do it Now’ meant.  She said they were messages from the
angel of the Lord—meaning me, I s’pose,—though, goodness knows, I’m not
much of an angel, am I, Auntie Bell?  Then the folk would fade away,
looking a bit rattled, and come back in a while and ask the price of
things.  She’d say she wasn’t sure, but she thought about a shilling, or
maybe ninepence seeing they had a young family, and then they’d want the
stuff on credit, and she’d yammer away to them till I got wild.  When
they were gone I had a good heart-to-heart talk with her, and said
phil—philanthropic principles were a great mistake in a small Italian
warehouse, and that she ought to give the customers a chance of doing
unto others as they would be done by.  She made more goo-goo eyes at me,
and said I was a caution, sure enough, and perhaps I was right, for she
had never looked at it that way before.  After that she spunked up
wonderful.  I got her to send Mr Wanton through the town with his bell,
saying there was everything you wanted at Mrs Wright’s at bed-rock
prices; and when people came in after that and wanted to get things for
nothing, or next to it, she’d pop into the box where I lay low, and ask
me what she was to say next, and then skip out to them as sharp as a tack
and show they needn’t try to toy with her.  She says she made more money
to-day by my playing shop Chicago-way than she’d make in a week her own
way.  Why, I’m talking, and talking, and talking, and my soup’s

“So’s mine,” said Uncle Dan, with a start.

“And mine!” said Auntie Ailie, with a smile.

“And mine too, I declare!” cried Miss Bell, with a laugh they all joined
in, till Footles raised his voice protesting.


YES, that was one bright day in the dismal season, the day she tutored
the Pilgrim widow in the newer commerce.  There was a happy night to
follow soon, and it is my grief that my pen cannot grasp the spirit of
it, so that reading you would laugh with her and whiles be eerie.  ’Tis
true, there was little in the thing itself, as in most that at the age of
twelve impress us for all our lives, but it met in some degree the
expectations that her father’s tales of Scotland had sent home with her.
Hitherto all had been natural and wellnigh commonplace that she had
experienced, all except the folk so queer and kind and comical in a
different way from those in Chicago, the sounds she could hear as she lay
in her attic bed—the wind-call, and the honk of geese, and the feeling of
an island hopelessly remote from the new bright world that best she
knew,—remote and lost, a speck on the sea far, far from great America.
The last things vaguely troubled her.  For she was child enough as yet to
shiver at things not touched by daylight nor seemingly made plain by the
common-sense of man.  She could laugh at the ghosts that curdled the
blood of the maid of Colonsay; and yet at times, by an effort of the
will, she could feel all Kate’s terror at some manifestation no more
alarming than the cheep of mice or a death-watch ticking in a corner
cupboard.  These were but crude and vulgar fears, self-encouraged little
actress terrors.  It took more than the hint of ghost or the menace of
the ticking insect in the wood to wake in her the feeling of worlds
unrealised, encompassing, that she could get from casual verses in her
Auntie Ailie’s book of Scottish ballads, or find o’erwhelm her of a
sudden on looking from her window into the garden bare and pallid below
the moon.

This night there should be moon according to the penny almanac, and
Wanton Wully lit no lamps, but went home for a good sleep to himself, as
his saying went, and left the burgh to such illumination as should come
to it by the caprice of the clouds.  It lay, the little place, for most
of the night in darkness: a mirk so measureless deep, when the shops were
shut, that the red-lit skylight windows at the upper end of the town
seemed by some miracle to lift themselves and soar into the
heavens—square, monstrous flitting stars to the vision of Bud, as she
stood with Auntie Ailie at the door watching for Uncle Dan’s return from
his office.  To bring the soaring windows back to their natural
situation, she had to stand a little way inside the lobby and establish
their customary place against the darkness by the lintel of the door.

From the other side of the church came a sound of dull monotonous
drumming—no cheerful rhythmic beat like the drumming of John Taggart, but
a mournful thumping, fitful in flaws of the bland night wind.

“What’s that, Auntie?” she asked.

“The guizards,” said Miss Ailie, looking down upon her in the lobby light
with a smile she could not see.  “Did you never hear of the guizards,

Bud had never heard of the guizards; that was one thing, surely, her
father had forgotten.  She had heard of Hallowe’en, she said, when
further questioned.  Wasn’t it the night for ducking into tubs for
apples?  The Pilgrim widow had told her Hallowe’en was coming, and it was
for Hallowe’en she had sold so many nuts and apples; but the widow said
she felt ashamed to do it, for Hallowe’en was not approved of by the
Mission, being idolatrous and gay.  “Is it very gay?” asked Bud

“So I used to think it,” said her aunt.

“Then I s’pose it must be wicked,” said the child regretfully.  “I’d have
expected you’d have Hallowe’en night here in the house if it hadn’t been
very bad.  That widow did me a lot of good, showing me what a heap of
happy things are full of sin.  She knew them all!  I s’pose she got them
in the tracts.  Yes, she did me a lot of good; I—I almost wish I hadn’t
met that widow.”

“Do you feel wicked when you’re gay?” asked Miss Ailie.

“Mercy on us! not a mite!” said Bud.  “I feel plumb full of goodness when
I’m gay; but that’s my youth and innocence.  The widow says it is, and I
guess what she says goes.”

“Still, do you know, my dear, I’d risk a little gaiety now and then,”
said Auntie Ailie.  “Who knows?  The widow, though a worthy lady, is what
in Scotland we call an auld wife, and it’s generally admitted that auld
wives of either sex have no monopoly of wisdom.  If you’re wanting pious
guidance, Bud, I don’t know where you’ll get it better than from Auntie
Bell; and she fairly dotes on Hallowe’en and the guizards.  By-and-by
you’ll see the guizards, and—and—well, just wait and we’ll find what else
is to be seen.  I do wish your Uncle Dan would hurry.”

The street was quite deserted, but did not show its vacancy until the
clouds for a moment drifted off the moon that rolled behind the steeple.
Then the long grey stretch of tenements came out unreal and pale on the
other side of the street, their eaves and chimneys throwing inky shadows,
their red-lit windows growing of a sudden wan.  Over them hung the
ponderous kirk, the master shadow, and all—the white-harled walls, the
orange windows, the glittering cold and empty street—seemed like the
vision of a dream.  Then the clouds wrapped up the moon again, and the
black was the black of Erebus.  But as it fell, the dull drums seemed to
come nearer, and from the head of the street, the windy corner where
Uncle Dan had his office, small moons came, purple and golden,
fantastically carved.  They ran from house to house, and grouped in
galaxies, or singly fell apart, swinging and giddy orbs.  For a moment
Bud looked at them bewildered, then gave a happy scream.

“The lanterns! the lanterns! look at the lanterns, Auntie.  Is that

“That’s part of it, at least,” said her Aunt.  “These are the guizards
with their turnip lanterns; they’re going round the houses singing;
by-and-by we’ll hear them.”

“My! I wish to goodness I had a lantern like that.  To swing a lantern
like that ’d feel like being a lighthouse or the statue of Liberty at New
York.  I’d rather have a turnip lantern than a raft of dolls.”

“Did you never have one?”

“No,” said Bud sorrowfully.  “You have no idea what a poor mean place
Chicago is—not a thing but common electric light!” and Miss Ailie smiled
gleefully to herself again like one possessed of a lovely secret.  “I
wish that brother of mine would come quickly,” she said, and at the
moment he came out of the darkness to them with a comical look of
embarrassment in his face and in his hand an unlighted turnip lantern!

“Here, Bud,” said he, “take this, quickly, before some silly body sees me
with it and thinks it’s for myself.  I have the name, I know, of being
daft enough already, and if it gets about the country that Daniel Dyce
was going round at Hallowe’en with a turnip lantern, they would think he
had lost his head in a double sense and it would be very bad for

“Uncle!” cried the child in ecstasy, “you’re the loveliest, sweetest man
in the whole wide world.”

“I daresay,” said he.  “I have been much admired when I was younger.  But
in this case don’t blame me.  I wash my hands of the responsibility.  I
got my orders for that thing from your Auntie Bell.”

“My! ain’t it cute?  Did you make it?” asked Bud, surveying the rudely
carved exterior with delight, and her uncle, laughing, put on his glasses
to look at it himself.

“No,” said he, “though I’ve made a few of them in my time.  All that’s
needed is a knife or a mussel-shell, and a dose of Gregory’s Mixture in
the morning.”

“What’s the Gregory’s Mixture for?”

“In making a turnip lantern you eat the whole inside of it,” said Mr
Dyce.  “Perhaps I might have made this one myself if it wasn’t that I
know I would hate to see the inside wasted, and still I have mind of the
Gregory.  I bought the lantern from a boy at the head of the street who
was looking very gash and ill, and seemed suspiciously glad to get quit
of it.  I’m thinking that his Gregory’s nearly due.”

Bud hardly listened—she was so taken up with her gift.  She pounced at
the handle of the kitchen door and found it snibbed within.  “Kate!
Kate!” she cried, “let me in to light my lantern.”

Kate was to be heard moving within, and there was a curious sound of
giggling, but no answer.

“Open the door, quick, quick!” cried Bud again; and this time Auntie
Bell, inside, said, “Yes, open, Kate, I think we’re ready.”

The door of the kitchen opened, and before the eyes of the child was a
spectacle the more amazing and delightful since all day they had taken
pains to keep the preparations secret.  A dozen children, who had been
smuggled in by the back-door in the close, were seated round a tub of
water with floating apples, and they were waiting her presence to begin
their fun.

Oh, how happy was that hour!  But not just then came the thrill of which
I’m thinking.  It was not the laughter and the ducking in the tub, the
discoveries of rings and buttons, thimbles, and scuddy little dolls and
silver pieces hidden in the mound of champed potatoes Kate had cooked;
nor the supper that followed, nor the mating of nuts on the fire-ribs
that gave the eerie flavour of old time and the book of ballads.  She
liked them all; her transport surely was completed when the guizards
entered black-faced, garmented as for a masque, each thumping a sheepskin
stretched on a barrel-hoop—the thing we call a dallan.  She had never
discovered before what a soul of gaiety was in Auntie Bell, demure so
generally, practising sobriety, it might seem, as if she realised her
daffing days were over and it was time for her to remember all her years.
To-night Miss Bell outdid even Ailie in her merriment, led the games in
the spacious kitchen, and said such droll things, and kept the company in
such a breeze that Ailie cried at last, “I think, Bell, that you’re fey!”

“Indeed, and I daresay you’re right,” admitted Bell, sinking in a chair
exhausted.  “At my time of life it’s daft; I have not laughed so much
since I was at Barbara Mushet’s seminary.”

Not these things, but the half-hour after, was what made the evening
memorable for the child.  Nothing would satisfy her but that she should
light her lantern and convoy the other children home, so Kate went with
her, and the happy band went through the street, each dropping off at her
own house front till the last was gone, and then Bud and the maid turned

But Kate had a project in her mind that had been there all night since
she had burned two nuts for herself and Charles in the kitchen fire, and
found them willing to flame quite snug together.  That so far, was
satisfactory, but she wanted more assurance of the final triumph of her
love.  There was, it seemed, a skilful woman up the lane who knew spells
and magic, read tea-cups and the cards, and could unravel dreams.
Notably was she good at Hallowe’en devices, and Bud must come and see
her, for it would not take a minute.

They found their way by the light of the lantern to the spaewife’s door,
and to a poor confidant of fate and fortune surely, since she had not
found them kinder to herself, for she dwelt in a hovel where foolish
servant-girls came at night with laughter and fears to discover what the
future held for them.  Bud, standing on the floor in the circle of light
from her own lantern, watched the woman drop the white of an egg in a
glass of water.  In the clot of the albumen, which formed some wavering
vague figures, she peered and found, she said, the masts of ships and a
crowded harbour, and that meant a sailor husband.

“Was I not sure of it!” cried Kate, triumphant; but that was not the end
of the ceremony, for she was bidden to sip a little from the glass,
without swallowing, and go dumb into the night till she heard the
Christian name of a man, and that was the name of the sailor husband.
Kate sipped from the glass of destiny, and passed with Bud into the
darkness of the lane.  It was then there came to the child the delicious
wild eerieness that she was beginning now to coax to her spirit whenever
she could, and feed her fancies on.  The light of the lantern only wanly
illumined the lane they hurried through; so plain and grey and ancient
and dead looked the houses pressing on either hand with windows
shuttered, that it seemed to Bud she had come by magic on a shell as
empty of life as the armour in the castle hall.  By-and-by the servant,
speechless, stopped at a corner listening.  No sound of human life for a
moment, but then a murmur of voices up the town, to which on an impulse
she started running with Lennox at her heels, less quickly since the
light of her lantern must be nursed from the wind.  Bud fell behind in
the race for the voice of fate; the sound of the footsteps before her
died away in the distance, and her light went out, and there she stood
alone for the first time in the dark of Scotland—Scotland where witches
still wrought spells!  A terror that was sweet to think of in the
morning, whose memory she cherished all her days, seized on her, and she
knew that all the ballad book was true!  One cry she gave, that sounded
shrilly up the street—it was the name of Charles, and Kate, hearing it,
gulped and came back.

“I guessed that would fetch you,” said Bud, panting.  “I was so scared I
had to say it, though I s’pose it means I’ve lost him for a husband.”

“My stars! you are the clever one!” said the grateful maid.


SPRING came, and its quickening; forest and shrub and flower felt the new
sap rise; she grew in the garden then, the child—in that old Scottish
garden, sheltered lownly in the neuk of the burgh walls.  It must have
been because the Dyces loved so much their garden, and spent so many
hours there, that they were so sanely merry, nor let too often or too
long the Scots forebodings quell their spirits, but got lessons of hope
from the circling of the seasons, that give us beauty and decay in an
unvarying alternation.

“It is the time,” used Ailie to say of the spring, “when a delicious
feeling steals over you of wanting to sit down and watch other people

“I’ll need to have the lawn-mower sharpened; it may be needed at any
moment by the neighbours,” said her brother Dan.

They watched upspring the green spears of the daffodils, that by-and-by
should bear their flags of gold.

And Wanton Wully, when he was not bell-ringing or cleaning the streets,
or lounging on the quay to keep tally of ships that never came, being at
ports more propinque to the highways of the world, where folks are making
fortunes and losing much innocent diversion, wrought—as he would call
it—in the Dyce’s garden.  Not a great gardener, admittedly, for to be
great in versatility is of necessity to miss perfection in anything, so
that the lowest wages in the markets of the world are for the handy man.
But being handy is its own reward, carrying with it the soothing sense of
self-sufficiency, so we need not vex ourselves for Wully.  As he said
himself, he “did the turn” for plain unornamental gardening, though in
truth he seemed to think he did it best when sitting on his barrow trams,
smoking a thoughtful pipe, and watching the glad spring hours go by at a
cost of sixpence each to the lawyer who employed him.

Bud often joined him on the trams, and gravely listened to him, thinking
that a man who did so many different and interesting things in a day was
wise and gifted beyond ordinary.  In the old and abler years he had been
a soldier, and, nursing flowers nowadays, his mind would oft
incongruously dwell on scenes remote and terribly different, where he had
delved in foreign marl for the burial of fallen comrades.

“Tell me Inkermann again, Mr Wanton,” Bud would say, “and I’ll shoo off
the birds from the blub-flowers.”

“I’ll do that, my dearie!” he would answer, filling another pipe, and
glad of an excuse to rest from the gentle toil of raking beds and chasing
the birds that nipped the tips from peeping tulip leaves.  “To the
mischief with them birds! the garden’s fair polluted wi’ them!  God knows
what’s the use o’ them except for chirping, chirping—  Choo! off wi’ ye
at once or I’ll be after ye!—  Ay, ay, Inkermann.  It was a gey long day,
I’m tellin’ ye, from a quarter past six till half-past four; slaughter,
slaughter a’ the time: me wi’ an awfu’ hacked heel, and no’ a bit o’
anything in my stomach.  A nesty saft day, wi’ a smirr o’ rain.  We were
as black as—as black as—as—”

“As black as the Earl o’ Hell’s waistcoat,” Bud prompted him.  “Go on!  I
mind the very words.”

“I only said that the once, when I lost the place,” said Wully, shocked
at her glibness in the uptake.  “And it’s not a thing for the like o’ you
to say at all; it’s only the word o’ a rowdy sodger.”

“Well, ain’t I the limb!  I’ll not say it again,” promised the child;
“you needn’t look as solemn’s the Last Trump; go on, go on!”

“As black as a ton o’ coal, wi’ the creesh o’ the cartridges and the
poother; it was the Minie gun, ye ken.  And the Rooshians would be just
ower there between the midden and the cold frame, and we would be coming
down on them—it micht be ower the sclates o’ Rodger’s hoose yonder.  We
were in the Heavy Diveesion, and I kill’t my first man that I kent o’
about where the yellow crocus is.  Puir sowl!  I had nae ill-will to the
man, I’ll guarantee ye that but we were baith unloaded when we met each
other, and it had to be him or me.”

He paused and firmed his mouth until the lips were lost among the puckers
gathered round them, a curious glint in his eyes.

“Go on!” cried Bud, sucking in her breath with a horrid expectation; “ye
gie’d him—ye gie’d him—”

“I gie’d him—I tell’t ye what I gie’d him before.  Will I need to say’t

“Yes,” said Bud, “for that’s your top note.”

“I gie’d him—I gie’d him the—the BAGGONET!” cried the gardener, with a
sudden, frightful, furious flinging of the arms, and then—oh, silly Wully
Oliver!—began to weep, or at least to show a tear.  For Bud had taught
him to think of all that lay beyond that furious thrust of the
bayonet—the bright brave life extinguished, the mother rendered
childless, or the children fatherless, in some Russian home.

Bell, the thrifty woman, looking from the scullery window, and seeing
time sadly wasted at twelve bawbees the hour, would drop the shawl she
was making, and come out and send the child in to her lessons, but still
the orra gardener did not hurry to his task, for he knew the way to keep
Miss Dyce in an idle crack although she would not sit on his barrow

“A wonderfu’ wean that!” would be his opening.  “A perfect caution!  I
can see a difference on her every day; she grows like a willow withy, and
she’s losin’ yon awfu’ Yankee awcent she had about her when she came at
first.  She can speak as bonny English noo as you or me when she puts her
mind to’t.”

“I’m afraid it would not be very difficult for her to do that, Willy,”
said Miss Bell.  “She could always speak in any way she wanted, and
indeed the first time that we heard her she was just yoursel’ on a New
Year’s morning, even to the hiccough.  I hope you’ll keep a watch on what
you say to her; the bairn picks up the things she hears so fast, and
she’s so innocent, that it’s hardly canny to let her listen much to the
talk of a man that’s been a soldier—not that I blame the soldiers, Willy,
bless them all for Scotland, young or old!”

“Not a word out of place from me, Miss Dyce,” would he cry, emphatic.
“Only once I lost the place and slippit out a hell, and could have bit my
tongue out for it.  We heard, ye ken, a lot o’ hells out yonder roond
aboot Sevastapol: it wasna Mr Meikle’s Sunday-school.  But ye needna fear
that Wully Oliver would learn ill language to a lady like the wee one.
Whatever I am that’s silly when the dram is in, I hope I’m aye the
perfect gentleman.”

“Indeed I never doubted it,” said Miss Bell.  “But you know yourself
we’re anxious that she should be all that’s gentle, nice, and clean.
When you’re done raking this bed—dear me! I’m keeping you from getting at
it—it’ll be time for you to go home for dinner.  Take a bundle of rhubarb
for the mistress.”

“Thanky, thanky, me’m,” said Wanton Wully, “but to tell the truth we’re
kind o’ tired o’ rhubarb; I’m getting it by the stone from every bit o’
grun’ I’m labourin’ in.  I wish folk were so rife wi’ plooms or

Bell smiled.  “It’s the herb of kindness,” said she.  “There’s aye a
reason for everything in nature, and rhubarb’s meant to keep our
generosity in practice.”

And there she would be—the foolish woman! keeping him at the crack, the
very thing he wanted, till Mr Dyce himself, maybe, seeing his silver
hours mishandled, would come to send his sister in, and see that his
gardener earned at least a little of his wages.

“A terrible man for the ladies, William!  You must have had a taking way
with you when you were in the Army,” was all that the lawyer had to say.
“There was some talk about doing a little to the garden, but, hoots man!
don’t let it spoil your smoke!”

It was then you would see Wanton Wully busy.

Where would Bud be then?  At her lessons? no, no, you may be sure of it,
but in with Kate of Colonsay giving the maid the bloody tale of
Inkermann.  It was a far finer and more moving story as it came from Bud
than ever it was on the lips of Wanton Wully.  From him she only got the
fling of the arms that drove the bayonet home, the lips pursed up, as if
they were gathered by a string, the fire of the moment, and the broad
Scots tongue he spoke in.  To what he gave she added fancy and the drama.

“—as black as a ton o’ coal wi’ the creesh o’ the cartridges . . . either
him or me . . . I gie’d him . . . I gie’d him . . . I shut my eyes, and
said, ‘O God, Thy pardon!’ and gie’d him the BAGGONET!”

Kate’s apron at that would fly up to cover her eyes, for she saw before
her all the bloody spectacle.  “I’m that glad,” she would say, “that my
lad’s a sailor.  I couldna sleep one iota at night thinkin’ of their
baggonets if he was a man-o’-war.  And that puts me in mind, my dear,
it’s more than a week since we sent the chap a letter.  Have you time the
now to sit and write a scrape to Hamburg on the Elbow—imports iron ore?”

And Bud had time, and sit she would and write a lovely letter to Charles
Maclean of Oronsay.  She told him that her heart was sore, but she must
confess that she had one time plighted her troth to a Russian army
officer, who died, alas! on the bloody field.  His last words, as his
life-blood slowly ebbed away, were—

“What _would_ be the last words of a Russian officer who loved you?”
asked Bud, biting her pen in her perplexity.

“Toots! anything—‘my best respects to Kate,’” said the maid, who had
learned by this time that the letters Charles liked the most were the
ones where Bud most freely used imagination.

“I don’t believe it would,” said Bud.  “It ’d sound far too calm for a
man that’s busy dying;” but she put it down all the same, feeling it was
only fair that Kate should have some say in the letters written in her

That was the day they gave him a hint that a captain was wanted on the
yacht of Lady Anne.

And still Kate’s education made some progress, as you may see from what
she knew of Hamburg, though she was not yet the length of writing her own
love-letters.  She would sit at times at night for hours quite docile,
knitting in the kitchen, listening to the reading of the child.  A score
of books had been tried on her by Aunt Ailie’s counsel (for she was in
the secret of this Lower Dyce Academy), but none there was that hit the
pupil’s fancy half so much as her own old favourite penny novelettes till
they came one happy day to ‘The Pickwick Papers.’  Kate grew very fond of
‘The Pickwick Papers.’  The fun of them being in a language quite unknown
in Colonsay, was almost all beyond her.  But “that poor Mr Puckwuck!” she
would cry at each untoward accident; “oh, the poor wee man!” and the folk
were as real to her as if she had known them all in Colonsay.  If Dickens
could have known the curious sentiments his wandering hero roused in this
Highland servant mind, he would have greatly wondered.

While Bud was tutoring Kate that spring, Miss Bell was thinking to take
up the training of Bud herself in wiselike housekeeping.  The child grew
as fast in her mind as in her body: each day she seemed to drift farther
away from the hearth and into the world from which her auntie would
preserve her—into the world whose doors books widely opened, Auntie
Ailie’s magic key of sympathy, and the genius of herself.  So Bell
determined there and then to coax her into the gentle arts of domesticity
that ever had had a fascination for herself.  She went about it, oh, so
cunningly! letting Bud play at the making of beds and the dusting of the
stair-rails and the parlour beltings—the curly-wurly places, as she
called them, full of quirks and holes and corners that the unelect like
Kate of Colonsay will always treat perfunctorily in a general wipe that
only drives the dirt the farther in.  Bud missed not the tiniest corner
nor the deepest nook: whatever she did, she did fastidiously, much to the
joy of her aunt, who was sure it was a sign she was meant by the Lord for
a proper housewife.  But the child soon tired of making beds and dusting,
as she did of white-seam sewing; and when Bell deplored this falling off,
Ailie said: “You cannot expect everybody to have the same gifts as
yourself.  Now that she has proved she’s fit to clean a railing properly,
she’s not so much to blame if she loses interest in it.  The child’s a
genius, Bell, and to a person of her temperament the thing that’s easily
done is apt to be contemptuous: the glory’s in the triumph over
difficulties, in getting on—getting on—getting on,” and Ailie’s face grew
warm with some internal fire.

At that speech Bell was silent.  She thought it just another of Ailie’s
haiverings; but Mr Dyce, who heard, suddenly became grave.

“Do you think it’s genius or precocity?” he asked.

“They’re very much the same thing,” said Ailie.

“If I could be the child I was; if I could just remember—”  She stopped
herself and smiled.

“What vanity!” said she; “what conceit!  If I could be the child I was, I
dare say I would be pretty commonplace after all, and still have the same
old draigled pinnies; but I have a notion that Lennox was never meant to
make beds, dust stair-railings, or sit in a parlour listening, demure, to
gossip about the village pump and Sacrament Sunday bonnets.  To do these
things is no discredit to the women who are meant to do them, and who do
them well; but we cannot all be patient Marthas.  I know, because I’ve
honestly tried my best myself.”

“When you say that, you’re laughing at me, I fear,” said Bell, a little

“I wasn’t thinking of you,” said her sister, vexed.  “And if I was, and
had been laughing, I would be laughing at the very things I love; it’s
only the other things that make me solemn.  Your way, Bell, was always
clear before you,—there you were the lucky woman; with genius, as we have
it in the child, the way’s perplexed and full of dangers.”

“Is she to be let drift her own way?”

“We got her ten years too late to prevent it,” said Miss Ailie firmly,
and looked at her brother Dan for some assistance.  He had Footles on his
lap, stroking his tousy back, and he listened with twinkling eyes to the
argument, humming the air of the day, that happened to be “Robin Tamson’s
Smiddy, O!”

“You’re both right and you’re both wrong, as Mr Cleland used to say if he
was taking a dram with folk that had an argument,” said the lawyer.  “But
I’m not so clever as Colin Cleland, for I can’t ring the bell and order
in the _media sententia_.  This I’ll say, that, to my mind, the child is
lucky if she’s something short of genius.  If I had had a son, my prayer
would always be that he should be off and on about the ordinary.  It’s
lonely on the mountain-top, and genius generally seems to go with a poor
stomach or a bad lung, and pays an awful price for every ecstasy!”

“Shakespeare!” suggested Miss Ailie.

“And Robert Burns!” cried Bell.  “Except for the lass and the glass and
the ran-dan—  Poor misguided laddie! he was like the folk he lived among.
And there was Walter Scott, the best and noblest man God ever gave to
Scotland, he was never on the mountain-top except it was to bring a lot
of people with him there.”

Mr Dyce cleaned his glasses and chuckled.  “H’m,” said he, “I admit there
are exceptions.  But please pass me my slippers, Bell: I fall back on
Colin Cleland,—you’re both right and you’re both wrong.”

Miss Bell was so put about at this that she went at once to the kitchen
to start her niece on a course of cookery.


“KATERIN!” she said, coming into the kitchen with a handful of paper
cuttings, and, hearing her, the maid’s face blenched.

“I declare I never broke an article the day!” she cried protestingly,
well accustomed to that formal address when there had been an accident
among her crockery.

“I wasn’t charging you,” said her mistress.  “Dear me! it must be an
awful thing a guilty conscience!  I was thinking to give you—and maybe
Lennox, if she would not mind—a lesson or two in cookery.  It’s a needful
thing in a house with anything of a family.  You know what men are!”

“Fine that!” said Kate.  “They’re always thinking what they’ll put in
their intervals, the greedy deevils! beg your pardon, but it’s not a
swear in the Gaelic.”

“There’s only one Devil in any language, Kate,” said Miss Bell.  “‘How
art thou fallen from Heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!’  And I am
glad to think he is oftener on our foolish tongues than in our hearts.  I
have always been going to give you a cookery-book—”

“A cookery-book!” cried the maid.  “Many a time I saw one out in
Colonsay: for the minister’s wife had one they called Meg Dods, that was
borrowed for every wedding.  But it was never much use to us, for it
started everything with ‘Take a clean dish,’ or ‘Mince a remains of
chicken,’ and neither of them was very handy out in the isle of

Miss Bell laid out her cuttings on the dresser—a mighty pile of recipes
for soups and stews, puddings and cakes, sweetmeats, and cordial wines
that could be made deliciously from elder and mulberry, if hereabouts we
had such fruits to make them with.  She had been gathering these scraps
for many years, for the household column was her favourite part of the
paper after she was done with the bits that showed how Scotsmen up in
London were at the head of everything, or did some doughty deed on the
field of war.  She hoarded her cuttings as a miser hoards his notes, but
never could find the rich sultana cake that took nine eggs, when it was
wanted, but only the plain one costing about one-and-six.  Sometimes
Ailie would, in mischief, offer to look through the packet for recipes
rich and rare that had been mentioned; they were certainly there (for
Bell had read them gloatingly aloud when she cut them out), but Bell
would never let her do it, always saying, “Tuts! never mind; Dan likes
this one better, and the other may be very nice in print but it’s too
rich to be wholesome, and it costs a bonny penny.  You can read in the
papers any day there’s nothing better for the health than simple
dieting.”  So it was that Mr Dyce had some monotony in his meals, but
luckily was a man who never minded that, liking simple old friends best
in his bill-of-fare as in his boots and coats and personal acquaintances.
Sometimes he would quiz her about her favourite literature, pretending a
gourmet’s interest for her first attempt at something beyond the
ordinary, but never relished any the less her unvarying famous kale and
simple entremets, keeping his highest praise for her remarkable
breakfasts.  “I don’t know whether you’re improving or whether I am
getting used to it,” he would say, “but that’s fish! if you please, Miss

“Try another scone, Dan,” she would urge, to hide the confusion that his
praise created.  “I’m sure you’re hungry.”

“No, not hungry,” would he reply, “but, thank Providence, I’m greedy—pass
the plate.”

Bell was busy at her cookery lesson, making her cuttings fill the part of
the book that was still to buy, doing all she could to make Bud see how
noble was a proper crimpy paste, though her lesson was cunningly designed
to look like one for Kate alone.  Her sleeves were rolled up, and the
flour was flying, when a rat-tat came to the door.  They looked up from
their entrancing occupation, and there, in front, was the castle

Miss Bell made moan.  “Mercy on us!  That’ll be Lady Anne, and Ailie out,
and I cannot go to speak to anybody, for I’m such a ticket.  Run to the
door, dear, and take her into the parlour, and keep her there till I am
ready.  Don’t forget to say ‘My Lady,’—No, don’t say ‘My Lady,’ for the
Dyces are of old, and as good as their neighbours, but say ‘Your
Ladyship’; not too often, but only now and then, to let her see you know

Bud went to the door and let in Lady Anne, leading her composedly to the

“Aunt Ailie’s out,” she said, “and Aunt Bell is _such_ a ticket.  But
she’s coming in a minute, your—your—your—”  Bud paused for a second, a
little put about.  “I forget which it was I was to say.  It was either
‘Your Ladyship’ or ‘My Lady.’  You’re not my lady, really, and you’re not
your own, hardly, seeing you’re promised to Colonel George.  Please tell
me which is right, Lady Anne.”

“Who told you it was Colonel George, my dear?” asked Lady Anne, sitting
down on the proffered chair and putting her arms around the child.

“Oh, it’s just the clash of the parish,” said my little Scot who once was
Yankee.  “And everybody’s so glad.”

“Are they, indeed?” said Lady Anne, blushing in her pleasure.  “That is
exceedingly kind of them.  I always thought our own people the nicest and
kindest in the world.”

“That’s just it!” said Bud cheerfully.  “Everybody everywhere is just
what one is oneself,—so Aunt Ailie says; and I s’pose it’s because
you’re—  Oh! I was going to say something about you, but I’ll let you
guess.  What lovely weather!  I hope your papa is well?  And Mr Jones?”

“Thank you; papa is very well indeed,” said Lady Anne.  “And Mr Jones—”
She hung upon the name with some dubiety.

“The coachman, you know,” said Bud placidly.  “He’s a perfectly lovely
man: so fat and smiley.  He smiles so much his face is all in gathers.
So kind to his horses too, and waves his whip at me every time he passes.
Once he gave me a ride on the dickey: it was gorgeous.  Do you often get
a ride on the dickey, Lady Anne?”

“Never!” said Lady Anne, with a clever little sigh.  “Many a time I have
wished I could get one, but they always kept me inside the carriage.  I
don’t seem to have had much luck all my life till—till—till lately.”

“Did Mr Jones never take you on his knee and tell you the story of the
Welsh giants?”

“No,” said Lady Anne, solemnly shaking her head.

“Then you’re too big now.  What a pity!  Seems to me there isn’t such a
much in being a big L Lady after all.  I thought you’d have everything of
the very best.  You have no idea what funny ideas we had in America about
dukes and lords and ladies in the old country.  Why, I expected I’d be
bound to hate them when I got here, because they’d be so proud and
haughty and tyrannical.  But I don’t hate them one little bit; they don’t
do anybody any harm more’n if they were knockabout artistes.  I suppose
the Queen herself ’d not crowd a body off the sidewalk if you met her
there.  She’d be just as apt to say ‘What ho! little girl.  Pip! pip!’
and smile, for Auntie Bell is always reading in the newspapers snappy
little pars. about the nice things the Royal family do, just the same as
if they weren’t royal a bit.”

“Yes, I sometimes see those touching domestic incidents,” said her
ladyship.  “You mean such things as the Prince helping the cripple boy to
find his crutch?  They make me almost cry.”

“I wouldn’t wet a lash, if I were you,” said Bud.  “That’s just the
Press: like as not there’s nothing behind it but the agent in advance.”

“Agent in advance?” said Lady Anne, perplexed.

“Yes.  He’s bound to boom the show somehow: so Jim Molyneux said, and he
knew most things, did Jim.”

“You wicked Republican!” cried her ladyship, hugging the child the closer
to her.

“I’m not a Republican,” protested Bud.  “I’m truly Scotch, same as father
was, and Auntie Bell is—that’s good enough for me.  I’d just _love_ to be
a My Lady myself, it must be so nice and—and fairy.  Why! it’s about the
only fairy thing left anywhere, I guess.  There’s nothing really to it;
it’s not being richer nor powerfuller nor more tyrannical than anybody
else, but it’s—it’s—it’s—  I dunno ’zactly what it is, but it’s
something—it—it’s romantic, that’s what it is, to be a King, or a Duke,
or a My Lady.  The fun of it is all inside you, like poetry.  I hope, My
Lady Anne, you ’preciate your privileges!  You must ’preciate your
privileges always, Auntie Bell says, and praise the Lord without ceasing,
and have a thankful heart.”

“I assure you I do,” replied her ladyship.

“That’s right,” said Bud encouragingly.  “It’s simply splendid to be a
really Lady with a big L without having to play it to yourself.  I’ve
been one as Winifred Wallace quite often; with Auntie Ailie’s fur jacket
and picture-hat on I’d sit and sit, and feel so composed and grand in the
rocker, and let on it was Mr Jones’s carriage, and bow sweetly to Footles
who’d be a poor man passing to his work, and mighty proud to have me
notice him.  I’d be sort of haughty, but not ’bominable haughty, ’cause
Auntie Bell says there’s nothing beats a humble and a contrite heart.
But then you see something would happen to spoil everything; Kate would
laugh, or Auntie Bell would pop in and cry ‘Mercy on me, child,
play-acting again!  Put away that jacket instantly.’  Then I’d know I was
only letting on to be a really Lady; but with you it’s different—all the
time you’re It.  Auntie Bell says so, and she knows everything.”

“It really looks as if she did,” said her ladyship, “for I’ve called to
see her to-day about a sailor.”

“A sailor!” Bud exclaimed, with wild surmise.

“Yes.  He wants to be captain of my yacht, and he refers me to Miss Dyce,
for all the world as if he were a housemaid.”

“I’m _so_ glad,” cried Bud.  “For it was I who advised him to, and
I’m—I’m the referee.”


“Yes; it was Kate’s letter, and she—and we—and I said there was a rumour
you wanted a captain, and he should apply, saying if you wanted to know
just what a clean, good, brave sailor he was you should ask Kate MacNeill
or Miss Dyce, and I’m the Miss Dyce this time, and you’re—why, you’re
really visiting me!”

Lady Anne laughed.  “Really, Miss Lennox,” she said, “you’re a wonderful
diplomatist.  I must get the Earl to put you in the service.  I believe
there’s a pretty decent salary goes to our representative in the United

“But don’t laugh at me, Lady Anne,” pleaded Bud earnestly.  “I’m dre’ffle
set on having Charles off the cargo boats, where he’s thrown away.  You
don’t know how Kate loves him, and she hasn’t seen him—not for years and
years.  You know yourself what it is to be so far away from anybody you
love.  He’d just fit your yacht like a glove—he’s so educated, having
been on the yachts and with the gentry round the world.  He’s got
everything nice about him you’d look for in a sailor—big brown eyes so
beautiful there’s only Gaelic words I don’t know, but that sound like
somebody breaking glass, to describe how sweet they are.  And the whitest
teeth!  When he walks, he walks so straight and hits the ground so hard
you’d think he owned the land.”

“It seems to me,” said Lady Anne, “that you couldn’t be more enthusiastic
about your _protégé_ if you loved him yourself.”

“So I do,” said Bud, with the utmost frankness.  “But there’s really
nothing between us.  He’s meant for Kate.  She’s got heaps of beaux, but
he’s her steady.  I gave him up to her for good on Hallowe’en, and she’s
so happy.”

Bell had thrown off her cooking-apron and cleaned her hands, and ran up
the stairs to see that her hair was trim, for though she loved a Lady for
the sake of Scotland’s history, she someway felt in the presence of Lady
Anne the awe she had as a child for Barbara Mushet.  That Ailie in such
company should be, on the other hand, so composed, and sometimes even
comical, was a marvel she never could get over.  “I never feared the face
of earl or man,” she would say, “but I’m scared for a titled lady.”

When she came down to the parlour the visitor was rising to go.

“Oh, Miss Dyce,” said she, “I’m so glad to see you, though my visit this
time’s really to Miss Lennox.  I wished to consult her about a captain
for my little yacht.”

“Miss Lennox!” exclaimed Miss Bell, shaking hands, and with a look of
apprehension at her amazing niece.

“Yes,” said Lady Anne; “she has recommended a man who seems in all
respects quite suitable, if he happens to know a little about sailing;
and I’m going to write to him to come and see me.”

At that, I must confess it, Lennox for once forgot her manners and darted
from the parlour to tell Kate the glorious news.

“Kate, you randy!” she cried, bursting into the kitchen—

   “‘I sent a letter to my love and by the way I dropped it,
   I dropped it, I dropped it; I dree—I dree—I dropped it’—

“I’ve fixed it up for Charles; he’s to be the captain.”  The servant
danced on the floor in a speechless transport, and Bud danced too.


TOO slow, far too slow, passed the lengthening days.  Kate was bedded by
nine to make them shorter by an hour or two, but what she took from the
foot of the day she tacked to the head of it, as Paddy in the story eked
his blanket, and she was up in the mornings long before Wanton Wully rang
the six-hours’ bell.  The elder Dyces—saving Ailie, who knew all about
it, hearing it from Bud in passionate whispers as they lay together in
one bed in the brightening morns of May—might think summer’s coming was
what made the household glad, Kate sing like the laverock, and Lennox so
happy and so good, but it was the thought of Charles.  “Dear me! you’ve
surely taken a desperate fancy for Prince Charlie songs,” would Miss Bell
remark to Bud and the maid of Colonsay.  “Is there not another ditty in
the ballant?” and they would glance at each other guiltily but never let

   “Come o’er the stream, Charlie, dear Charlie, brave Charlie,
      Come o’er the stream, Charlie, and I’ll be Maclean.”

—Bud composed that one in a jiffy sitting one day at the kitchen window,
and of all the noble Jacobite measures Kate liked it best, “it was so
clever, and so desperate like the thing!”  Such a daft disease is love!
To the woman whose recollection of the mariner was got from olden Sabbath
walks ’tween churches in the windy isle, among the mossy tombs, and to
Bud, who had never seen him, but had made for herself a portrait blent of
the youth so gay and gallant Kate described, and of George Sibley Purser,
and of dark ear-ringed men of the sea that in “The Tempest” cry “Heigh,
my hearts! cheerily, cheerily, cheerily, my hearts! yare, yare,” the
prospect of his presence was a giddy joy.

And after all the rascal came without warning, to be for a day and a
night within sound of Kate’s minstrelsy without her knowing it, for he
lodged, an ardent but uncertain man, on the other side of the
garden-wall, little thinking himself the cause and object of these
musical mornings.  Bud found him out—that clever one! who was surely come
from America to set all the Old World right,—she found him at the
launching of the _Wave_.

Lady Anne’s yacht dozed like a hedgehog under leaves through the winter
months below the beeches on what we call the hard—on the bank of the
river under Jocka’s house, where the water’s brackish, and the launching
of her was always of the nature of a festival, for the Earl’s men were
there, John Taggart’s band, with “A life on the Ocean Wave” between each
passage of the jar of old Tom Watson’s home-made ale—not tipsy lads but
jovial, and even the children of the schools, for it happened on a

Bud and Footles went with each other and the rest of the bairns, unknown
to their people, for in adventures such as these the child delighted, and
was wisely never interdicted.

The man who directed the launch was a stranger in a foreign-looking soft
slouch hat—Charles plain to identify in every feature, in the big brown
searching eyes that only Gaelic could do justice to, and his walk so
steeve and steady, his lovely beard, his tread on the hard as if he owned
the land, his voice on the deck as if he were the master of the sea.  She
stood apart and watched him, fascinated, and could not leave even when
the work was done and the band was home-returning, charming the road
round the bay with “Peggy Baxter’s Quickstep.”  He saw her lingering,
smiled on her, and beckoned on her to cross the gangway that led to the
yacht from the little jetty.

“Well, wee lady,” said he, with one big hand on her head and another on
the dog, “is this the first of my crew at a quay-head jump?  Sign on at
once and I’ll make a sailor of you.”

“Oh, please,” said she, looking up in his face, too anxious to enter into
his humour, “are you our Kate’s Charles?”

“Kate!” said he, reflecting, with a hand in his beard, through which his
white teeth shone.  “There’s such a wheen of Kates here and there, and
all of them fine, fine gyurls!  Still-and-on, if yours is like most of
her name that I’m acquaint with, I’m the very man for her; and my name,
indeed, is what you might be calling Charles.  In fact,”—in a burst of
confidence, seating himself on a water-breaker,—“my Christian name is
Charles—Charlie, for short among the gentry.  You are not speaking, by
any chance, of one called Kate MacNeill?” he added, showing some red in
the tan of his countenance.

“Of course I am,” said Bud reproachfully.  “Oh, men! men!  As if there
could be any other!  I hope to goodness you love her same as you said you
did, and haven’t been—been carrying-on with any other Kates for a
diversion.  I’m Lennox Dyce.  Your Kate stays with me and Uncle Dan, and
Auntie Bell, and Auntie Ailie, and this sweet little dog by the name of
Footles.  She’s so jolly!  My! won’t she be tickled to know you’ve come?
And—and how’s the world, Captain Charles?”

“The world?” he said, aback, looking at her curiously as she seated
herself beside him on a hatch.

“Yes, the world, you know—the places you were in,” with a wave of the
hand that seemed to mean the universe.

   “‘Edinburgh, Leith,
   Portobello, Musselburgh, and Dalkeith?’

—No, that’s Kate’s favourite geography lesson, ’cause she can sing it.  I
mean Rotterdam, and Santander, and Bilbao—all the lovely places on the
map where a letter takes four days and a twopence-ha’penny stamp, and’s
mighty apt to smell of rope.”

“Oh, them!” said he, with the warmth of recollection, “they’re not so
bad—in fact, they’re just A1.  It’s the like of there you see life and
spend the money.”

“Have you been in Italy?” asked Bud.  “I’d love to see that old Italy—for
the sake of Romeo and Juliet, you know, and my dear, dear Portia.”

“_I_ know,” said Charles.  “Allow me!  Perfect beauties, all fine, fine
gyurls; but I don’t think very much of dagoes.  I have slept in their
sailors’ homes, and never hear Italy mentioned but I feel I want to
scratch myself.”

“Dagoes!” cried Bud; “that’s what Jim called them.  Have you been in

“Have I been in America?  I should think I have,” said he emphatically,
“The Lakes.  It’s yonder you get value—two dollars a-day and everywhere
respected like a perfect gentleman.  Men’s not mice out yonder in

“Then you maybe have been in Chicago?” cried Bud, her face filled with a
happy expectation as she pressed the dog in her arms till its fringe
mixed with her own wild curls.

“Chicago?” said the Captain.  “Allow me!  Many a time.  You’ll maybe not
believe it, but it was there I bought this hat.”

“Oh!” cried Bud, with the tears in her eyes and speechless for a moment,
“I—I—could just hug that hat.  Won’t you please let me—let me pat it?’

“Pat away,” said Captain Charles, laughing, and took it off with the
sweep of a cavalier that was in itself a compliment.  “You know yon
place—Chicago?” he asked, as she patted his headgear fondly and returned
it to him.  For a little her mind was far away from the deck of Lady
Anne’s yacht, her eyes on the ripple of the tide, her nostrils full, and
her little bosom heaving.

“You were there?” he asked again.

“Chicago’s where I lived,” she said.  “That was mother’s place,” and into
his ear she poured a sudden flood of reminiscence—of her father and
mother, and the travelling days and lodging-houses, and Mr and Mrs
Molyneux, and the graves in the far-off cemetery.  The very thought of
them all made her again American in accent and in phrase.  He listened,
understanding, feeling the vexation of that far-sundering by the sea as
only a sailor can, and clapped her on the shoulder, and looking at him
she saw that in his eyes which made her love him more than ever.

“Oh my!” she said bravely, “here I’m talking away to you about myself,
and I’m no more account than a rabbit under these present circumstances,
Captain Charles, and all the time you’re just pining to know all about
your Kate.”

The Captain tugged his beard and reddened again.  “A fine, fine gyurl!”
said he.  “I hope—I hope she’s pretty well.”

“She’s fine,” said Bud, nodding her head gravely.  “You bet Kate can walk
now without taking hold.  Why, there’s never anything wrong with her
’cepting now and then the croodles, and they’re not anything lingering.”

“There was a kind of a rumour that she was at times a trifle delicate,”
said Charles.  “In fact, it was herself who told me, in her letters.”

Bud blushed.  This was one of the few details of her correspondence on
which she and Kate had differed.  It had been her idea that an invalidish
hint at intervals produced a nice and tender solicitude in the roving
sailor, and she had, at times, credited the maid with some of Mrs
Molyneux’s old complaints, a little modified and more romantic, though
Kate herself maintained that illness in a woman under eighty was looked
upon as anything but natural or interesting in Colonsay.

“It was nothing but—but love,” she said now, confronted with the
consequence of her imaginative cunning.  “You know what love is, Captain
Charles?  A powerfully weakening thing, though I don’t think it would
hurt anybody if they wouldn’t take it so much to heart.”

“I’m glad to hear it’s only—only what you mention,” said Charles, much
relieved.  “I thought it might be something inward, and that maybe she
was working too hard at her education.”

“Oh, she’s not taking her education so bad as all that,” Bud assured him.
“She isn’t wasting to a shadow sitting up nights with a wet towel on her
head soaking in the poets and figuring sums.  All she wanted was to be
sort of middling smart, but nothing gaudy.”

Captain Charles looked sideway keenly at the child as she sat beside him,
half afraid himself of the irony he had experienced among her countrymen,
but saw it was not here.  Indeed it never was in Lennox Dyce, for all her
days she had the sweet engaging self-unconsciousness no training can
command; frankness, fearlessness, and respect for all her fellows—the
gifts that will never fail to make the proper friends.  She talked so
composedly that he was compelled to frankness himself on a subject no
money could have made him speak about to any one a week ago.

“Between you and me and the mast,” said he, “I’m feared Kate has got far
too clever for the like of me, and that’s the way I have not called on

“Then you’d best look pretty spry,” said Bud, pointing a monitory finger
at him; “for there’s beaux all over the place that’s wearing their Sunday
clothes week-days, and washing their faces night and morning, hankering
to tag on to her, and she’ll maybe tire of standing out in the cold for
you.  I wouldn’t be skeered, Cap’, if I was you; she’s not too clever for
or’nary use; she’s nicer than ever she was that time you used to walk
with her in Colonsay.”  Bud was beginning to be alarmed at the misgivings
to which her own imaginings had given rise.

“If you saw her letters,” said Charles gloomily.  “Poetry and foreign
princes.  One of them great at the dancing!  He kissed her hand.  He
would never have ventured a thing like that if she hadn’t given him

“Just diversion,” said Bud consolingly.  “She was only—she was only
putting by the time; and she often says she’ll only marry for her own
conveniency, and the man for her is—well, _you_ know, Captain Charles.”

“There was a Russian army officer,” proceeded the seaman, still suffering
a jealous doubt.

“But he’s dead.  He’s deader ’n canned beans.  Mr Wanton gied him—gied
him the BAGGONET.  There wasn’t really anything in it anyway.  Kate
didn’t care for him the tiniest bit, and I guess it was a great relief.”

“Then she’s learning the piano,” said the Captain; “that’s not like a
working gyurl.  And she talked in one of her letters about sitting on
Uncle Dan’s knee.”

Bud dropped the dog at her feet and burst into laughter: in that instance
she had certainly badly jumbled the identities.

“It’s nothing to laugh at,” said the Captain, tugging his beard.  “It’s
not at all becoming in a decent gyurl; and it’s not like the Kate I knew
in Colonsay.”

Bud saw the time had come for a full confession.

“Captain Charles,” she said, when she recovered herself, “it—it wasn’t
Kate said that at all; it was another girl called Winifred Wallace.  You
see, Kate is always so busy doing useful things—_such_ soup! and—and a
washing every Monday, and taking her education, and the pens were all so
dev—so—so stupid, that she simply had to get some one to help her write
those letters; and that’s why Winifred Wallace gave a hand and messed
things up a bit, I guess.  Where the letters talked solemn sense about
the weather and the bad fishing and bits about Oronsay, and where they
told you to be sure and change your stockings when you came downstairs
from the mast, out the wet, and where they said you were the very, very
one she loved, that was Kate; but when there was a lot of dinky talk
about princes and Russian army officers and slabs of poetry, that was
just Winifred Wallace putting on lugs and showing off.  No, it wasn’t all
showing off; it was because she kind of loved you herself.  You see she
didn’t have any beau of her own, Mr Charles; and—and she thought it
wouldn’t be depriving Kate of anything to pretend, for Kate said there
was no depravity in it.”

“Who’s Winifred Wallace?” asked the surprised sailor.

“I’m all the Winifred Wallace there is,” said Bud penitently.  “It’s my
poetry name,—it’s my other me.  I can do a heap of things when I’m
Winifred I can’t do when I’m plain Bud, or else I’d laugh at myself
enough to hurt, I’m so mad.  Are you angry, Mr Charles?”

“Och! just Charles to you,” said the sailor.  “Never heed the honours.
I’m not angry a bit.  Allow me!  In fact, I’m glad to find the prince and
the piano and the poetry were all nonsense.”

“I thought that poetry pretty middling myself,” admitted Bud, but in a
hesitating way that made him look very guilty.

“The poetry,” said he quickly, “was splendid.  There was nothing wrong
with it that I could see; but I’m glad it wasn’t Kate’s—for she’s a fine,
fine gyurl, and brought up most respectable.”

“Yes,” said Bud; “she’s better ’n any poetry.  You must feel gay because
you are going to marry her.”

“I’m not so sure of her marrying me.  She maybe wouldn’t have me.”

“But she can’t help it!” cried Bud.  “She’s bound to, for the witch-lady
fixed it on Hallowe’en.  Only, I hope you won’t marry her for years and
years.  Why, Auntie Bell ’d go crazy if you took away our Kate; for good
girls ain’t so easy to get nowadays as they used to be when they had
three pound ten in the half-year, and nailed their trunks down to the
floor of a new place when they got it, for fear they might be bounced.
I’d be vexed I helped do anything if you married her for a long while.
Besides, you’d be sorry yourself, for her education is not quite done;
she’s only up to Compound Multiplication and the Tudor Kings.  You’d just
be sick sorry.”

“Would I?”

“Course you would!  That’s love.  Before one marries it’s hunkydory—it’s
fairy all the time; but after that it’s the same old face at breakfast,
Mr Cleland says, and simply putting up with one another.  Oh, love’s a
wonderful thing, Charles; it’s the Great Thing, but sometimes I say ‘Give
me Uncle Dan!’  Promise you’ll not go marrying Kate right off.”

The sailor roared with laughter.  “Lord!” said he, “if I wait too long
I’ll be wanting to marry yourself, for you’re a dangerous gyurl.”

“But I’m never going to marry,” said Bud.  “I want to go right on loving
everybody, and don’t yearn for any particular man tagging on to me.”

“I never heard so much about love in English all my life,” said Charles,
“though it’s common enough and quite respectable in Gaelic.  Do you—do
you love myself?”

“Course I do!” said Bud, cuddling Footles.

“Then,” said he firmly, “the sooner I sign on with Kate the better, for
you’re a dangerous gyurl.”

So they went down the road together, planning ways of early
foregatherings with Kate, and you may be sure Bud’s way was cunningest.


WHEN Kate that afternoon was told her hour was come, and that to-morrow
she must meet her destined mariner, she fell into a chair, threw her
apron over her head, and cried and laughed horribly turn about—the victim
of hysteria that was half from fear and half from a bliss too deep and

“Mercy on me!” she exclaimed.  “Now he’ll find out everything, and what a
stupid one I am.  All my education’s clean gone out of my head; I’m sure
I couldn’t spell an article.  I canna even mind the ninth commandment,
let alone the Reasons Annexed; and as for grammar, whether it’s ‘Give the
book to Bud and me’ or ‘Give the book to Bud and I,’ is more than I could
tell you if my very life depended on it.  Oh, Lennox! now we’re going to
catch it!  Are you certain sure he said to-morrow?”

Bud gazed at her disdainfully and stamped her foot.  “Stop that, Kate
MacNeill!” she commanded.  “You mustn’t act so silly.  He’s as skeered of
you as you can be of him.  He’d have been here Friday before the morning
milk if he didn’t think you’d be the sort to back him into a corner and
ask him questions about ancient Greece and Rome.  Seems to me love makes
some folk idiotic; lands sake! I’m mighty glad it always leaves me calm
as a plate of pumpkin pie.”

“Is—is—he looking tremendously genteel and well-put-on?” asked the maid
of Colonsay, with anxious lines on her forehead.  “Is he—is he as nice as
I said he was?”

“He was everything you said—except the Gaelic.  I knew he couldn’t be so
bad as that sounded that you said about his eyes.  I—I never saw a more
becoming man.  If I had known just how noble he looked, I’d have sent him
stacks of poetry,” whereat Kate moaned again, rocked herself in her chair
most piteously, and swore she could never have the impudence to see him
till she had her new frock from the dressmakers.

“He’ll be thinking I’m refined and quite the lady,” she said, “and I’m
just the same plain Kate I was in Colonsay, and him a regular Captain!
It was all your fault, with your fancy letters.  Oh, Lennox Dyce, I think
I hate you, just: lend me your hanky,—mine’s all wet with greeting.”

“If you weren’t so big and temper wasn’t sinful, I’d shake you!” said
Bud, producing her handkerchief.  “You were just on your last legs for a
sailor, and you’d never have put a hand on one if I didn’t write these
letters.  And now, when the sweetest sailor in the land is brought to
your doorstep, you don’t ’preciate your privileges and have a grateful
heart, but turn round and yelp at me.  I tell you, Kate MacNeill, sailors
are mighty scarce and sassy in a little place like this, and none too
easy picked up, and ’stead of sitting there, with a smut on your nose and
tide-marks on your eyebrows, mourning, you’d best arise and shine, or
somebody with their wits about them ’ll snap him up.  I’d do it myself if
it wouldn’t be not honourable to you.”

“Oh! if I just had another week or two’s geography!” said Kate dolefully.

Bud had to laugh—she could not help herself; and the more she laughed,
the more tragic grew the servant’s face.

“Seems to me,” said Bud, “that I’ve got to run this loving business all
along the line: you don’t know the least thing about it after g-o, go.
Why, Kate, I’m telling you Charles is afraid of you more than you are of
him.  He thought you’d be that educated you’d wear specs, and stand quite
stiff talking poetry all the time, and I had to tell him every dinky bit
in these letters were written by me.”

“Then that’s worse!” cried the servant, more distressed than ever.  “For
he’ll think I canna write myself, and I can write like fury if you only
give me a decent pen, and shut the door, and don’t bother me.”

“No fears!” said Bud; “I made that all right.  I said you were too busy
housekeeping, and I guess it’s more a housekeeper than a school-ma’rm
Charles needs.  Anyhow, he’s so much in love with you, he’d marry you if
you were only half-way through the Twopenny.  He’s plump head over heels,
and it’s up to you, as a sensible girl, not to conceal that you like him
some yourself.”

“I’ll not know what to say to him,” said Kate, “and he always was so
clever: half the time I couldna understand him if it wasn’t for his

“Well, he’ll know what to say to you, I guess, if all the signs are
right.  Charles is not so shy as all that,—love-making is where he lives;
and he made goo-goo eyes at myself without an introduction.  You’d fancy,
to hear you, he was a school inspector, and he’s only just an or’nary
lover thinking of the happy days you used to have in Colonsay.  If I was
you I’d not let on I was anything but what I really was; I’d be
natural—yes, that’s what I’d be, for being natural’s the deadliest thing
below the canopy to make folk love you.  Don’t pretend, but just be the
same Kate MacNeill to him you are to me.  Just you listen to him, and now
and then look at him, and don’t think of a darned thing—I mean, don’t
think of a blessed thing but how nice he is, and he’ll be so pleased and
so content he’ll not even ask you to spell cat”

“Content!” cried Kate, with conviction.  “Not him!  Fine I ken him!
He’ll want to kiss me, as sure as God’s in heaven,—beg your pardon.”

“I expect that’s not a thing you should say to me,” said Bud, blushing

“But I begged your pardon,” said the maid.

“I don’t mean that about God in heaven, that’s right—so He is, or where
would _we_ be? what I meant was about the kissing.  I’m old enough for
love, but I’m not old enough for you to be talking to me about kissing.
I guess Auntie Ailie wouldn’t like to have you talk to me about a thing
like that, and Auntie Bell, she’d be furious—it’s too advanced.”

“What time am I to see him?” asked Kate.

“In the morning.  If you go out to the garden just after breakfast, and
whistle, he’ll look over the wall.”

“The morning!” cried the maid aghast.  “I couldn’t face him in the
morning.  Who ever heard of such a thing?  Now you have gone away and
spoiled everything!  I could hardly have all my wits about me even if it
was only gloaming.”

Bud sighed despairingly.  “Oh, you don’t understand, Kate,” said she.
“He wanted it to be the evening, too, but I said you weren’t a miserable
pair of owls, and the best time for anything is the morning.  Uncle Dan
says the first half-hour in the morning is worth three hours at any other
time of the day, for when you’ve said your prayers, and had a good bath,
and a clean shave, and your boots new on—no slippers nor slithery
dressing-gowns, the peace of God, and—and—and the assurance of strength
and righteousness descends upon you so that you—you—you can tackle
wild-cats.  I feel so brash and brave myself in the morning I could skip
the hills like a goat.  It’s simply got to be the morning, Kate MacNeill.
That’s when you look your very best, if you care to take a little
trouble, and don’t simply just slouch through, and I’m set on having you
see him first time over the garden wall.  That’s the only way to fix the
thing up romantic, seeing we haven’t any balcony.  You’ll go out and
stand against the blossom of the cherry-tree, and hold a basket of
flowers and parsley, and when he peeks over and sees you looming out in
the picture, I tell you he’ll be tickled to death.  That’s the way
Shakespeare ’d fix it, and he knew.”

“I don’t think much of Shakespeare,” said Kate.  “Fancy yon Igoa!”

“Iago, you mean; well, what about him?”

“The wickedness of him; such a lot of lies!”

“Pooh!” said Bud.  “He was only for the effect.  Of course there never
really was such a mean wicked man as that Iago,—there couldn’t be; but
Shakespeare made him just so’s you’d like the nice folk all the more by
thinking what they might have been if God had let Himself go.”

That night Kate was abed by eight.  Vainly the town cried for her—the
cheerful passage of feet on the pavement, and a tinkler piper at the
Cross, and she knew how bright was the street, with the late-lit windows
of the shops, and how intoxicating was the atmosphere of Saturday in the
dark; but having said her Lord’s Prayer in Gaelic, and “Now I lay me down
to sleep” in English, she covered her head with the blankets and thought
of the coming day with joy and apprehension, until she fell asleep.

In the morning Miss Bell had no sooner gone up to the making of beds,
that was her Sabbath care to save the servant-maid from too much sin, and
Ailie to her weekly reading with the invalid Duncan Gill, than Bud flew
into the kitchen to make Kate ready for her tryst.  Never in this world
were breakfast dishes sooner cleaned and dried than by that eager pair:
no sooner were they done than Kate had her chest-lid up and had dived,
head foremost, among her Sunday finery.

“What’s that?” asked Bud.  “You’re not going to put on glad rags, are
you?”  For out there came a blue gown, fondled tenderly.

“Of course I am,” said Kate.  “It’s either that or my print for it, and a
print wrapper would not be the thing at all to meet—meet the Captain in;
he’ll be expecting me to be truly refined.”

“I think he’d like the wrapper better,” said Bud gravely.  “The blue
gown’s very nice—but it’s not Kate, somehow: do you know, I think it’s
Auntie Ailie up to the waist, and the banker’s cook in the lacey bits
above that, and it don’t make you refined a bit.  It’s not what you put
on that makes you refined, it’s things you can’t take off.  You have no
idea how sweet you look in that print, Kate, with your cap and apron.
You look better in them than if you wore the latest yell of fashion.  I’d
want to marry you myself if I was a captain, and saw you dressed like
that; but if you had on your Sunday gown I’d—I’d bite my lip and go home
and ask advice from mother.”

Kate put past the blue gown, not very willingly, but she had learned by
now that in some things Bud had better judgment than herself.  She washed
and dried her face till it shone like a polished apple, put on Bud’s
choice of a cap and streamered apron, and was about to take a generous
dash of Florida Water when she found her hand restrained.

“I’d have no scent,” said Bud.  “I like scent myself, some, and I just
dote on our Florida Water, but Auntie Ailie says the scent of clean
water, sun, and air, is the sweetest a body can have about one, and any
other kind’s as rude as Keating’s Powder.”

“He’ll be expecting the Florida Water,” said Kate, “seeing it was himself
that sent it.”

“It don’t amount to a hill of beans,” said Bud; “you can wear our locket,
and that’ll please him.”

Kate went with a palpitating heart through the scullery, out into the
garden, with a basket in her hand, a pleasing and expansive figure.  Bud
would have liked to watch her, but a sense of delicacy prevented, and she
stood at the kitchen window looking resolutely into the street.  On his
way down the stairs Mr Dyce was humming the Hundredth Psalm; outside the
shops were shuttered, and the harmony of the morning hymn came from the
baker’s open windows.  A few folk passed in their Sunday clothes, at a
deliberate pace, to differentiate it from the secular hurry of other
days.  Soon the church bell would ring for the Sabbath-school, and Bud
must be ready.  Remembering it, a sense of some impiety took possession
of her—worldly trysts in back gardens on the Sabbath were not what Aunt
Bell would much approve of.  Had they met yet?  How did Charles look?
What did Kate say?

“Mercy on me!” cried the maid, bursting in through the scullery.  “Did
you say I was to whistle!”

“Of course,” said Bud, and then looked horrified.  “Oh, Kate,” said she
in a whisper, “I was so keen on the vain things of this wicked world I
quite forgot it was the Lord’s Day; of course you can’t go whistling on

“That’s what I was just thinking to myself,” said the maid, not very
heartily.  “But I thought I would ask you.  It wouldn’t need to be a
tune, but—but of course it would be awful wicked—forbye Miss Dyce would
be sure to hear me, and she’s that particular.”

“No, you can’t whistle—you daren’t,” said Bud.  “It’d be dre’ffle wicked.
But how’d it do to throw a stone?  Not a rock, you know, but a nice
little quiet wee white Sunday pebble?  You might like as not be throwing
it at Rodger’s cats, and that would be a work of necessity and mercy, for
these cruel cats are just death on birds.”

“But there’s not a single cat there,” explained the maid.

“Never mind,” said Bud.  “You can heave the pebble over the wall so that
it’ll be a warning to them not to come poaching in our garden; there’s
sure to be some on the other side just about to get on the wall, and if
Charles happens to be there too, can you help that?” and Kate retired

There was a pause, and then a sound of laughter.  For ten minutes Bud
waited in an agony of curiosity, that was at last too much for her, and
she ventured to look out at the scullery window—to see Charles chasing
his adored one down the walk, between the bleaching-green and the
gooseberries.  Kate was making for the sanctuary of her kitchen, her face
aflame, and all her streamers flying, but was caught before she entered.

“I told you!” said she, as she came in panting.  “We hadn’t said twenty
words when he wanted to kiss me.”

“Why! was that the reason you ran?” asked Bud, astonished.

“Ye—yes,” said the maid.

“Seems to me it’s not very encouraging to Charles, then.”

“Yes, but—but—I wasn’t running all my might,” said Kate.


TA-RAN-TA-RA!  Ta-ran-ta-ra!

The world is coming for Lennox Dyce, the greedy world, youth’s first and
worst beguiler, that promises so much, but at the best has only bubbles
to give, which borrow a moment the splendour of the sun, then burst in
the hands that grasp them; the world that will have only our bravest and
most clever bairns, and takes them all from us one by one.  I have seen
them go—scores of them, boys and girls, their foreheads high, and the sun
on their faces, and never one came back.  Now and then returned to the
burgh in the course of years a man or woman who bore a well-known name,
and could recall old stories, but they were not the same, and even if
they were not disillusioned, there was that in their flushed prosperity
which ill made up for the bright young spirits quelled.

Ta-ran-ta-ra!  Ta-ran-ta-ra!

Yes, the world is coming, sure enough—on black and yellow wheels, with a
guard red-coated who bugles through the glen.  It is coming behind black
horses, with thundering hooves and foam-flecked harness, between bare
hills, by gurgling burns and lime-washed shepherd dwellings, or in the
shadow of the woods that simply stand where they are placed by God and
wait.  It comes in a fur-collared coat—though it is autumn weather—and in
a tall silk hat, and looks amused at the harmless country it has come to
render discontent.

Ta-ran-ta-ra!  Ta-ran-ta-ra!

Go back, world go back, and leave the little lass among her dreams, with
hearts that love and cherish.  Go back, with your false flowers and your
gems of paste.  Go back, world, that for every ecstasy exacts a pang!

                                * * * * *

There were three passengers on the coach—the man with the fur collar who
sat on the box beside the driver, and the Misses Duff behind.  I am sorry
now that once I thought to make you smile at the pigeon hens, for to-day
I’m in more Christian humour and my heart warms to them, seeing them come
safely home from their flight afar from their doo-cot, since they it was
who taught me first to make these symbols on the paper, and at their
worst they were but a little stupid, like the most of us at times, and
always with the best intent.  They had been to Edinburgh; they had been
gone two weeks—their first adventure in a dozen years.  Miss Jean was
happy, bringing back with her a new crochet pattern, a book of Views, a
tooth gold-filled (she was so proud and spoke of it so often that it is
not rude to mention it), and a glow of art she had got from an afternoon
tea in a picture-gallery full of works in oil.  Amelia’s spoils were a
phrase that lasted her for years—it was that Edinburgh was “redolent of
Robert Louis,” the boast that she had heard the great MacCaskill preach,
and got a lesson in the searing of harmless woods with heated pokers.
Such are the rewards of travel: I have come home myself with as little
for my time and money.

But between them they had brought back something else—something to
whisper about lest the man in front should hear, and two or three times
to look at as it lay in an innocent roll beside the purse in Miss
Amelia’s reticule.  It might have been a serpent in its coils, so timidly
they glanced in at it, and snapped the bag shut with a kind of shudder.

“At least it’s not a very large one,” whispered Miss Jean, with the old
excuse of the unhappy lass who did the deadly sin.

“No,” said her sister, “it may, indeed, be called quite—quite diminutive.
The other he showed us was so horribly large and—and vulgar, the very
look of it made me almost faint.  But, oh I wish we could have dispensed
with the horrid necessity.  After twe—after so many years it looks like a
confession of weakness.  I hope there will be no unpleasant talk about

“But you may be sure there will, Amelia Duff,” said her sister.  “They’ll
cast up Barbara Mushet to us; she will always be the perfect teacher—”

“The paragon of all the virtues.”

“And it is such a gossiping place.”

“Indeed it is,” said Miss Amelia.  “It is always redolent of—of scandal.”

“I wish you had never thought of it,” said Miss Jean, with a sigh and a
vicious little shake of the reticule.  “I am not blaming you, remember,
’Melia; if we are doing wrong the blame of it is equally between us,
except perhaps a little more for me, for I _did_ think the big one was
better value for the money.  And yet it made me grue, it looked so—so

“Jean,” said her sister solemnly, “if you had taken the big one, I would
have marched out of the shop affronted.  If it made you grue, it made me
shudder.  Even with the small one, did you notice how the man looked at
us?  I thought he felt ashamed to be selling such a thing: perhaps he has
a family.  He said they were not very often asked for.  I assure you I
felt very small, the way he said it.”

Once more they bent their douce brown hats together over the reticule and
looked timidly in on the object of their shames and fears.  “Well, there
it is, and it can’t be helped,” said Miss Jean at last, despairingly.
“Let us hope and trust there will not be too frequent need for it, for, I
assure you, I have neither the strength nor inclination.”  She snapped
the bag shut again, and, glancing up, saw the man with the fur collar
looking over his shoulder at them.

“Strikes me, ladies,” he said, “the stage coach, as an easy mark for the
highwaymen who used to permeate these parts, must have been a pretty
merry proposition; they’d be apt to stub their toes on it if they came
sauntering up behind.  John here”—with an inclination of his head towards
the driver—“tells me he’s on schedule time, and I allow he’s making
plenty fuss clicking his palate, but I feel I want to get out and heave
rocks at his cattle, so’s they’d get a better gait on ’em.”

Miss Jean was incapable of utterance; she was still too much afraid of a
stranger who, though gallantly helping them to the top of the coach at
Maryfield, could casually address herself and Miss Amelia as “dears,”
thrust cigars on the guard and driver, and call them John and George at
the very first encounter.

“We—we think this is fairly fast,” Miss Amelia ventured, surprised at her
own temerity..  “It’s nineteen miles in two hours, and if it’s not so
fast as a railway train it lets you enjoy the scenery.  It is very much
admired, our scenery, it’s so—it’s so characteristic.”

“Sure!” said the stranger, “it’s pretty tidy scenery as scenery goes, and
scenery’s my forte.  But I’d have thought that John here ’d have all this
part of Caledonia stern and wild so much by heart he’d want to rush it
and get to where the houses are; but most the time his horses go so slow
they step on their own feet at every stride.”

“Possibly the coach is a novelty to you,” suggested Miss Amelia, made
wondrous brave by two weeks’ wild adventuring in Edinburgh.  “I—I take
you for an American.”

“So did my wife, and she knew, for she belonged out mother’s place,” said
the stranger, laughing.  “You’ve guessed right, first time.  No, the
coach is no novelty to me; I’ve been up against a few in various places.
If I’m short of patience and want more go just at present, it’s because
I’m full of a good joke on an old friend I’m going to meet at the end of
these obsequies.”

“Obsequies?” repeated Miss Amelia, with surprise, and he laughed again.

“At the end of the trip,” he explained.  “This particular friend is not
expecting me, because I hadn’t a post-card, hate a letter, and don’t seem
to have been within shout of a telegraph office since I left Edinburgh
this morning.”

“We have just come from Edinburgh ourselves,” Miss Jean chimed in.

“So!” said the stranger, throwing his arm over the back of his seat to
enter more comfortably into the conversation.  “It’s picturesque.  Pretty
peaceful, too.  But it’s liable to be a little shy of the Thespian muse.
I didn’t know more than Cooper’s cow about Edinburgh when I got there
last Sunday fortnight, but I’ve gone perusing around a bit since; and
say, my! she’s fine and old!  I wasn’t half a day in the city when I
found out that when it came to the real legit.  Queen Mary was the
king-pin of the outfit in Edinburgh.  Before I came to this country I
couldn’t just place Mary; sometimes she was Bloody, and sometimes she was
Bonnie, but I suppose I must have mixed her up with some no-account
English queen of the same name.”

“Edinburgh,” said Miss Amelia, “is redolent of Mary Queen of Scots—and
Robert Louis.”

“It just is!” he said.  “There’s a little bedroom she had in the Castle
yonder, no bigger than a Chicago bathroom.  Why, there’s hardly room for
a nightmare in it—a skittish nightmare ’d kick the transom out.  There
doesn’t seem to be a single dramatic line in the whole play that Mary
didn’t have to herself.  She was the entire cast, and the spot light was
on her for the abduction scene, the child-widow scene, the murder, the
battle, and the last tag at Fotheringay.  Three husbands and a lot of
flirtations that didn’t come to anything; her portrait everywhere, and
the newspapers tracking her up like old Sleuth from that day to this!  I
guess Queen Lizzie put her feet in it when she killed Mary,—for Mary’s
the star-line in history, and Lizzie’s mainly celebrated for spoiling a
good Prince Albert coat on Walter Raleigh.”

He spoke so fast, he used such curious words and idioms which the Misses
Duff had never heard before nor read in books, that they were sure again
he was a dreadful person.  With a sudden thought of warnings to “Beware
of Pickpockets” she had seen in Edinburgh, Miss Amelia clutched so hard
at the chain of the reticule which held their purse as well as their
mystery that it broke, and the bag fell over the side of the coach and,
bursting open, scattered its contents on the road unobserved by the
guard, whose bugle at the moment was loudly flourishing for the special
delectation of a girl at work in a neighbouring corn-field.

“Hold hard, John,” said the American, and before the coach had quite
stopped he was down on the highway recovering the little teachers’

The serpent had unwound its coils; it lay revealed in all its
hideousness—a teacher’s tawse!

At such a sad exposure its owners could have wept.  They had never dreamt
a tawse could look so vulgar and forbidding as it looked when thus
exposed to the eye of man on the King’s highway.

“Oh, thank you _so_ much,” said Miss Jean.  “It is so kind of you.”

“Exceedingly kind, courteous beyond measure,—we are more than obliged to
you,” cooed Miss Amelia, with a face like a sunset as she rolled the
leather up with nervous fingers.

“Got children, ma’am?” asked the American seriously, as the coach
proceeded on its way.

Miss Amelia Duff made the best joke of her life without meaning it.
“Twenty-seven,” said she, with an air of great gratitude, and the
stranger smiled.

“School-ma’rm.  Now that’s good, that is; it puts me in mind of home, for
I appreciate school-ma’rms so heartily that about as soon as I got out of
the school myself I married one.  I’ve never done throwing bouquets at
myself about it ever since, but I’m sorry for the mites she could have
been giving a good time to as well as their education if it hadn’t been
that she’s so much mixed up with me.  What made me ask about children was
that—that medieval animator.  I haven’t seen one for years and years, not
since old Deacon Springfield found me astray in his orchard one night and
hiking for a short cut home.  I thought they’d been abolished by the
treaty of Berlin.”

Miss Amelia thrust it hurriedly into the reticule.  “We have never used
one all our life,” said she, “but now we fear we have to, and, as you
see, it’s quite thin—it’s quite a little one.”

“So it is,” said the stranger solemnly.  “It’s thin,—it’s translucent,
you might say; but I guess the kiddies are pretty little too, and won’t
be able to make any allowance for the fact that you could have had a
larger size if you wanted.  It may be light on the fingers and mighty
heavy on the feelings.”

“That’s what you said,” whispered Miss Amelia to her sister.

“As moral suasion, belting don’t cut ice,” went on the American.  “It’s
generally only a safety-valve for a wrothy grown-up person with a temper
and a child that can’t hit back”

“That’s what _you_ said,” whispered Miss Jean to Miss Amelia, and never
did two people look more miserably guilty.

“What beats me,” said the stranger, “is that you should have got along
without it so far, and think it necessary now.”

“Perhaps—perhaps we won’t use it,” said Miss Jean.

“Except as—as a sort of symbol,” added her sister.  “We would never have
dreamt of it if children nowadays were not so different from what they
used to be.”

“I guess folk’s been saying that quite a while,” said the American.
“Children never were like what they used to be.  I reckons old Mother
Nature spits on her hands and makes a fresh start with each baby, and
never turns out two alike.  That’s why it’s fun to sit and watch ’em
bloom.  Pretty delicate blooms, too!  Don’t bear much pawing; just give
them a bit of shelter when the weather’s cold, a prop to lean against if
they’re leggy and the wind’s high, and see that the fertiliser is the
proper brand.  Whether they’re going to turn out like the picture on the
packet or just only weeds depends on the seedsman.”

“Oh, you _don’t_ understand how rebellious they can be!” cried Miss
Amelia with feeling.  “And they haven’t the old deference to their elders
that they used to have,—they’re growing bold and independent.”

“Depends on the elders, I suppose.  Over here I think you folks think
children come into the world just to please grown-ups and do what they’re
told without any thinking.  In America it’s looked at the other way
about: the children are considerably more important than their elders,
and the notion don’t do any harm to either, far as I can see.  As for
your rebels, ma’am, I’d cherish ’em: rebellion’s like a rash, it’s better
out than in.”

Ta-ran-ta-ra!  The bugle broke upon their conversation; the coach emerged
from the wood and dashed down hill, and, wheeling through the arches,
drew up at the inn.

The American helped the ladies to alight, took off his hat, bade them
good-day, and turned to speak to his friend the driver, when a hand was
placed on his sleeve, and a child with a dog at her feet looked up in his

“Jim!  Why, Jim Molyneux!” cried Bud.


FOR only a day or two the world (in a fur-lined collar) dwelt among us,
but momentous was its advent to the household Molyneux came visiting.  It
was as if a high tide had swept the dwelling, Bell remarked when he was
gone.  You might see no outward difference; the furniture might still be
as it was, and in the same position as Miss Bell had found it when her
mother died, but none the less there was an unseen doleful wreckage.
This unco man Molyneux changed the vital thing, the atmosphere, and the
house with the brass knocker was never to be altogether just the same
again.  It is no discovery of mine that what may seem the smallest
trifles play tremendous parts in destiny.

Even the town itself was some ways altered for a little by the whim that
took the American actor to it.  That he should be American and actor too
foredoomed the greatness of his influence, since the combination stood
for much that was mysterious, half fearful, half sublime, in our simple
notions of the larger world.  To have been the first alone would have
endowed him with the charm of wonder and romance for most of us, who, at
the very sight of the name America, even if it be only on a reaper or a
can of beef, have some sense of a mightiness that the roar of London
cannot rouse.  But to be an actor too! earning easy bread by mimicry, and
in enormous theatres, before light-headed folk that have made money—God
knows how!—and prospered.  Sinful a little, we allow, for there are
doubts if the play-actor, having to paint his face and work late hours in
gas-light, finally shall obtain salvation; sinful, and yet—and yet—so
queer and clever a way of making out a living!  It is no wonder if we
looked on Mr Molyneux with that regard which by cities is reserved for
shahs of a hundred wives, and royal vagabonds.  Besides, consider how the
way had been prepared for him by Bud!—a child, but a child who had shown
already how wonderful must be the land that had swallowed up clever men
like William Dyce and the brother of P. & A. MacGlashan.  Had she not, by
a single object-lesson in the Pilgrim widow’s warehouse, upset the local
ways of commerce, so that now, in all the shops, the people were
constantly buying things of which they had no earthly need; and the
Pilgrim widow herself was put to the weekly trouble of washing her
windows, so wasting time that might have been devoted to the Mission?
Had she not shown that titled ladies were but human after all, and would
not bite you if you cracked a joke politely with them?  Had she not put
an end to all the gallivanting of the maid of Colonsay, and given her an
education that made her fit to court a captain?  And, finally, had she
not, by force of sheer example, made dumb and stammering bashfulness in
her fellow pupils at the Sunday-school look stupid, and by her daily walk
and conversation roused in them a new spirit of inquiry and independence
that pleased their parents not so badly, and only the little twin
teachers of the Pigeon Seminary could mistake for the kind of rebellion
that calls for the application of the tawse?

Mr Molyneux might have no idea of it, but he was a lion for those few
days of sequestration in what he thought the wilds.  Miss Minto dressed
her windows specially for his critical eye, and on the tickets of her
autumn sales gave the name of “waist” to what had hitherto been a blouse
or a garibaldi; P. & A. MacGlashan made the front of his shop like a
wharf with piles of empty packing-cases to indicate a prosperous foreign
and colonial trade; one morning Wanton Wully rang the bell at half-past
five instead of six to prove how very wide-awake we were; and the band
paraded once with a new tune, “Off to Philadelphia,” to show that when it
came to gaiety we were not, though small, so very far behind New York.

But Jim Molyneux, going up and down the street with Lennox and the dog
for cicerones, peered from under the rim of his hat, and summed all up to
himself in the words, “Rube town” and “Cobwebopolis.”

Bell took warmly to him from the outset, so much was in his favour.  For
one thing he was spick and span, though not a jackanapes, with no long
hair about him as she had expected, and with an honest eye and a good
complexion that, for simple country ladies, readily pass as the guarantee
of a being clean within.  She forgave the disreputable part in him—the
actor, since William had been one, and yet had taught his child her
prayers; and she was willing to overlook the American, seeing William’s
wife had suffered from the same misfortune.  But, oh the blow she got
when she unpacked what he called his grip, and found the main thing

“Where’s your Bible, Mr Molyneux?” she asked solemnly.  “It’s not in your

Again it was in his favour that he reddened, though the excuse he had to
make was feeble.

“Dear me!” she said, shaking her head, with a sad sort of smile, “and you
to be so regularly travelling!  If I was your wife I would take you in
hand!  But perhaps in America there’s no need for a lamp to the feet and
a light to the path.”

It was after their first supper, for which the patriot Bell had made a
haggis, that her brother, for Molyneux’s information, said was thought to
be composed of bagpipes boiled; Bud was gone to bed in the attic, and
Molyneux was telling how he simply _had_ to come.

“It’s my first time in Scotland,” said he, “and when ‘The Iron Hand’ lost
its clutch on old Edina’s fancy, and the scenery was arrested, I wasn’t
so sore about it as I might have been, since it gave me the opportunity
of coming up here to see girly-girly.  ‘I’ll skiddoo from the gang for a
day or two,’ I said to the manager, when we found ourselves side-tracked,
and he said that was all right, he’d wire me when he’d fixed a
settlement; so I skiddid, and worked my way here with the aid of the
American language, and a little Scotch—by absorption.”

“We have only one fault with your coming—that it was not sooner,” said Mr

“And I’m pretty glad I came, if it was only to see what a credit Bud is
to a Scottish training.  Chicago’s the finest city on earth—in spots;
America’s what our Fourth of July orators succinctly designate God’s Own,
and since Joan of Arc there hasn’t been any woman better or braver than
Mrs Molyneux.  But we weren’t situated to give Bud a show like what she’d
get in a settled home.  We did our best, but we didn’t dwell, as you
might say, on Michigan Avenue, and Mrs Molyneux’s a dear good girl, but
she isn’t demonstratively domesticated.  We suspected from what Bud’s
father was, the healthiest place she could be was where he came from, and
though we skipped some sleep, both of us, to think of losing her, now
that I’m here and see her, I’m glad of it, for my wife and I are pretty
much on the drift most the time in England as we were in the United

“Yours is an exacting calling, Mr Molyneux,” said Mr Dyce.  “It’s very
much the same in all countries, I suppose?”

“It’s not so bad as stone-breaking, nor so much of a cinch as being a
statesman,” said Mr Molyneux cheerfully, “but a man’s pretty old at it
before he gives up hope of breaking out into a very large gun.  I’ve
still the idea myself that if I’m not likely to be a Booth or Henry
Irving, I could make a pile at management.  With a millionaire at my back
for a mascot, and one strong star, I fancy I could cut a pretty wide gash
through the English dramatic stage.  You know our Mr Emerson said, ‘Hitch
your waggon to a star.’  I guess if I got a good star bridled, I’d hitch
a private parlour-car and a steam yacht on to her before she flicked an
ear.  Who wants a waggon, anyway?”

“A waggon’s fairly safe to travel in,” suggested Mr Dyce, twinkling
through his glasses.

“So’s a hearse,” said Mr Molyneux quickly.  “Nobody that ever travelled
in a hearse complained of getting his funny-bone jolted or his feelings
jarred, but it’s a mighty slow conveyance for live folks.  That’s the
only thing that seems to me to be wrong with this ’cute little British
Kingdom: it’s pretty, and it’s what the school-marm on the coach would
call redolent of the dear dead days beyond recall; and it’s plucky,—but
it keeps the brakes on most the time, and don’t give its star a chance to
amble.  I guess it’s a fine, friendly, and crowded country to be born
rich in, and a pretty peaceful and lonesome country to die poor in; but
take a tenpenny car-ride out from Charing Cross and you’re in Lullaby
Land, and the birds are building nests and carolling in your whiskers.
Life’s short; it only gives a man time to wear through one pair of eyes,
two sets of teeth, and a reputation, and I want to live every hour of it
that I’m not conspicuously dead.”

They were silent in the parlour of the old house that had for generations
sheltered very different ideals, and over the town went the call of the
wild geese.  The room, low-roofed, small-windowed, papered in dull green,
curtained against the noises of the street, and furnished with the strong
mahogany of Grandma Buntain, dead for sixty years, had ever to those who
knew it best a soul of peace that is not sometimes found in a cathedral.
They felt in it a sanctuary safe from the fret and tempest, the alarums
and disillusions of the life out-bye.  In the light of the shaded lamp
hung over the table, it showed itself to its inmates in the way our most
familiar surroundings will at certain crises—in an aspect fonder than
ever it had revealed before.  To Bell, resenting the spirit of this
actor’s gospel, it seemed as if the room cried out against the sacrilege:
even Ailie, sharing in her heart, if less ecstatically, the fervour for
life at its busiest this stranger showed, experienced some inharmony.  To
Dan it was for a moment as if he heard a man sell cuckoo clocks by
auction with a tombstone for his rostrum.

“Mr Molyneux,” said he, “you remind me, in what you say, of Maggie
White’s husband.  Before he died he kept the public-house, and on winter
nights when my old friend Colin Cleland and his cronies would be sitting
in the back room with a good light, a roaring fire, and an argument about
Effectual Calling, so lively that it stopped the effectual and profitable
call for Johnny’s toddy, he would come in chittering as it were with
cold, and his coat-collar up on his neck, to say, ‘An awfu’ nicht
outside!  As dark as the inside o’ a cow, and as cauld as charity!
They’re lucky that have fires to sit by.’  And he would impress them so
much with the good fortune of their situation at the time that they would
order in another round and put off their going all the longer, though the
night outside, in truth, was no way out of the ordinary.  I feel like
that about this place I was born in, and its old fashions and its lack of
hurry, when I hear you—with none of Johnny White’s stratagem—tell us, not
how dark and cold is the world outside, but what to me, at the age of
fifty-five, at any rate is just as unattractive.  You’ll excuse me if, in
a manner of speaking, I ring the bell for another round.  Life’s short,
as you say, but I don’t think it makes it look any the longer to run
through the hours of it instead of leisurely daundering—if you happen to
know what daundering is, Mr Molyneux—and now and then resting on the
roadside with a friend and watching the others pass.”

“At fifty-five,” said Mr Molyneux agreeably, “I’ll perhaps think so too,
but I can only look at it from the point of view of thirty-two.  We’ve
all got to move, at first, Mr Dyce.  That reminds me of a little talk I
had with Bud to-day.  That child’s grown, Mr Dyce,—grown a heap of ways:
she’s hardly a child any longer.”

“Tuts!  She’s nothing else!” exclaimed Miss Bell, with some misgiving.
“When I was her age I was still at my sampler in Barbara Mushet’s.”

“Anyhow she’s grown.  And it seems to me she’s about due for a little
fresh experience.  I suppose you’ll be thinking of sending her to one of
those Edinburgh schools to have the last coat of shellac put on her

“What put that in your head?  Did she suggest it herself?” asked Mr Dyce
quickly, with his head to one side in his cross-examination manner.

“Well, she did,—but she didn’t know it,” said Mr Molyneux.  “I guess
about the very last thing that child ’d suggest to anybody would be that
she wanted to separate herself from folk she loves so much as you; but,
if there’s one weakness about her, it is that she can’t conceal what she
thinks, and I’d not been twenty minutes in her society before I found out
she had the go-fever pretty bad.  I suspect a predisposition to that
complaint and a good heart was all her father and mother left her, and
lolling around and dwelling on the past isn’t apt to be her foible.  Two
or three years in the boarding-school arena would put the cap sheaf on
the making of that girl’s character, and I know, for there’s my wife, and
she had only a year and a half.  If she’d had longer I guess she’d have
had more sense than marry me.  Bud’s got almost every mortal thing a body
wants here, I suppose,—love in lumps, a warm moist soil, and all the rest
of it; but she wants to be hardened-off, and for hardening-off a human
flower there’s nothing better than a three-course college, where the
social breeze is cooler than it is at home.”

Miss Bell turned pale—the blow had come!  Dan looked at her with a little
pity, for he knew she had long been fearfully expecting it.

“Indeed!” said she, “and I do not see the need for any such thing for a
long while yet.  Do you, Ailie?”  But Ailie had no answer, and that was
enough to show what she thought.

“I know how it feels at first to think of her going away from home,”
continued Mr Molyneux, eager to be on with a business he had no great
heart for.  “Bless you, I know how my wife felt about it,—she cried like
the cherubim and seraphim.  Said it was snatching all the sunshine out of
her life, and when I said, ‘Millicent Molyneux, what about hubby?’ she
just said ‘Scat!’ and threw a couple of agonised throes.  Now,
Edinburgh’s not so very far away that you’d feel desolated if Bud went to
a school there.”

“An unhealthy hole, with haars and horrible east wind,” said Miss Bell.

“Well, it isn’t the Pacific Slope, if it comes to climate,” admitted Mr

“No, but it’s the most beautiful city in the wide world, for all that,”
cried Miss Bell, with such spirit that it cleared the air, and made her
sister and her brother smile, for Molyneux, without his knowing it, had
touched her in the very heart’s core of her national pride.

“You’re sure you are not mistaken, and that she would wish to go to
school?” asked Mr Dyce.

“Do you doubt it yourself?” asked Molyneux slyly.

“No,” said Mr Dyce, “I know it well enough, but—but I don’t believe it,”
and he smiled at his own paradox.

“I have her own words for it.”

“Then she’ll go!” said the lawyer firmly, as if a load was off his mind;
and, oddly, there were no objections from his sisters.  “You’re not to
imagine, Mr Molyneux,” he went on, “that we have not thought of this
before.  It has for months been never out of our minds, as might be seen
from the fact that we never mentioned it, being loth to take a step
that’s going to make considerable difference here.  It’s not that we
feared we should die of ennui in her absence, for we’re all philosophers
and have plenty to engage our minds as well as our activities, and though
you might think us rather rusty here we get a good deal of fun with
ourselves.  She’ll go—oh, yes, of course she’ll go,—Ailie went, and she’s
no’ muckle the waur o’t, as we say.  I spent some time in the south
myself, and the only harm it seems to have done me was to make me think
too much perhaps of my native north.  Taste’s everything, Mr Molyneux,
and you may retort if you please that I’m like the other Scotsman who
preferred his apples small and hard and sour.  I think there’s no divine
instruction, is there, Bell, about apples? and judgments regarding
different countries and different places in them is mostly a subjective
thing, like the estimate of beauty apart from its utility—”

“Oh! there you are at your metapheesics, Dan,” cried Miss Bell, “and it’s
for me and Ailie to make ready the bairn for Edinburgh.  She hasna got a
stitch that’s fit to be put on.”

Molyneux stared at her—the tone displayed so little opposition to the
project; and seeing him so much surprised, the three of them smiled.

“That’s us!” said Mr Dyce.  “We’re dour and difficult to decide on
anything involving change, and hide from ourselves as long as we can the
need for it; but once our mind’s made up, it’s wonderful how we hurry!”


BELL liked the creature, as I say; not a little because she saw in him
whence came some part of Bud’s jocosity, and most of the daft-like
language (though kind of clever too, she must allow) in which it was
expressed.  It was a different kind of jocosity from Dan’s, whose fun,
she used to say, partook of the nature of rowan jelly, being tart and
sweet in such a cunning combination that it tickled every palate and held
some natural virtue of the mountain tree.  The fun of Molyneux had
another flavour—it put her in mind of allspice, being foreign, having
heat as well as savour.  But in each of these droll men was the main
thing, as she would aye consider it—no distrust of the Creator’s
judgment, good intentions and ability, and a readiness to be laughed at
as well as find laughter’s cause in others.  She liked the man, but
still-and-on was almost glad when the telegram came from Edinburgh and he
went back to join his company.  It was not any lack of hospitality made
her feel relief, but the thought that now Bud’s going was determined on,
there was so much to do in a house where men would only be a bother.

Mr Molyneux found himself so much at home among them, he was loth to go,
expressing his contempt for a mode of transit to the railway that took
two hours to nineteen miles; but Bell, defensive even of her country’s
coaches, told him he was haivering,—that any greater speed than that was
simply tempting Providence.  He praised the Lord there was no Providence
to be tempted inside Sandy Hook, and that he knew Beef Kings who hurled
themselves across the landscape at the rate of a mile a minute.  The fact
inspired no admiration in Miss Bell: she wondered at the misguided
wretches scudding like that regardless of their lives, and them with so
much money.

Before he left he called at the Pigeons’ Seminary to say good-bye to the
little teachers, and sipped tea,—a British institution which he told them
was as deleterious as the High Ball of his native land.  High Ball—what
was a High Ball? asked Miss Amelia, scenting a nice new phrase; but he
could only vaguely indicate that it was something made of rye and soda.
Then she understood—it was a teetotal drink men took in clubs, a kind of
barley-water.  The tea gratified him less than the confidence of the
twins, who told him they had taken what he said about the—about the
shameful article so much to heart, that they had given it for a
razor-strop to one George Jordon.

“Bully for you!” cried Mr Molyneux delighted.  “But I’d have liked that
tawse some, myself, for my wife’s mighty keen on curios.  She’s got a
sitting-room full of Navaho things: scalpin’-knives, tomahawks, and other
brutal bric-a-brac, and an early British strap would tickle her to

Well, he was gone: the coachman’s horn had scarcely ceased to echo beyond
the arches, when Miss Bell had thrown herself into the task of preparing
for Bud’s change in life.

What school was she to go to in Edinburgh?—Ailie knew: there was none
better than the one she had gone to herself.

When did it open?—Ailie knew: in a fortnight.

What, exactly, would she need?—Ailie knew that too: she had in the
escritoire a list of things made up already.

“It seems to me,” said Miss Bell suspiciously, “you’re desperately well
informed on all that appertains to this sudden necessity.  How long has
it been in your mind?”

“For a twelvemonth at least,” answered Ailie boldly.  “How long has it
been in your own?”

“H’m!” said Bell.  “About as long, but I refused to harbour it; and—and
now that the thing’s decided on, Ailie Dyce, I hope you’re not going to
stand there arguing away about it all day long, when there’s so much to

Surely there was never another house so throng, so bustling, so feverish
in anxiety, as this one was for the next fortnight.  The upper and the
lower Dyce Academy took holiday; Kate’s education stopped with a sudden
gasp at a dreadful hill called Popocatepetl, and she said she did not
care a button, since Captain Maclean (no longer Charles to any one except
himself and Bud in the more confidential moments) said the main things
needed in a sailor’s wife were health, hope, and temper and a few
good-laying hens.  Miss Minto was engaged upon Bud’s grandest garments,
running out and in next door herself with inch-tapes over her shoulders
and a mouthful of pins, and banging up against the lawyer in his lobby to
her great distress of mind.  And Bell had in the seamstress, ’Lizbeth
Ann, to help her and Ailie with the rest.  Mercator sulked neglected on
the wall of Mr Dyce’s study, which was strewn with basting-threads and
snippets of selvedge and lining till it looked like a tailor’s shop, and
Bud and Footles played on the floor of it with that content which neither
youth nor dogs can find in chambers trim and orderly.  Even Kate was
called in to help these hurried operations—they termed it the making of
Bud’s trousseau.  In the garden birds were calling, calling; far sweeter
in the women’s ears were the snip-snip of scissors and the whir of the
sewing-machine; needle arms went back and forth like fiddle-bows in an
orchestra, and from webs of cloth and linen came forth garments whose
variety intoxicated her who was to wear them.  I’m thinking Daniel Dyce
lived simply then, with rather makeshift dinners, but I’m certain,
knowing him well, he did not care, since his share in the great adventure
was to correspond with Edinburgh, and pave the way there for the young
adventurer’s invasion.

He would keek in at the door on them as he passed to his office, and
Ailie would cry, “Avaunt, man! here woman reigns.”

“It’s a pleasant change,” he would say.  “I would sooner have them rain
than storm.”

“You’re as bad as Geordie Jordon,” said Miss Bell, biting thread with
that zest which always makes me think her sex at some time must have
lived on cotton,—“you’re as bad as Geordie Jordon, you cannot see a
keyhole but your eye begins to water.”

If it had indeed been Bud’s trousseau, the town folk could not have
displayed more interest.  Ladies came each day to see how things
progressed, and recommend a heavier lining or another row of the
insertion.  Even Lady Anne came one afternoon to see the trousseau, being
interested, as she slyly said, in such things for private reasons of her
own, and dubious about the rival claims of ivory or pure white.  So she
said; but she came, no doubt, to assure Miss Lennox that her captain was
a great success.

“I knew he’d be!” said Bud complacently.  “That man’s so beautiful and
good, he’s fit for the Kingdom of Heaven.”

“So are you—you rogue!” said Lady Anne, gathering her in her arms,
without a bit of awkwardness, to the great astonishment of ’Lizbeth Ann,
who thought that titled folk were not a bit like that—perhaps had not the
proper sort of arms for it.  Yes, “So are you—you rogue!” said Lady Anne.

“No, I’m not,” said the child.  “Leastways only sometimes.  Most the time
I’m a born limb, but then again I’m nearly always trying to be better,
and that’s what counts, I guess.”

“And you’re going away to leave us,” said Lady Anne, whereon a strange
thing happened, for the joyous child, who was to get her heart’s desire
and such lovely garments, burst into tears, and ran from the room to hide
herself upstairs in the attic bower, whose windows looked to a highway
that seemed hateful through her tears.  Her ladyship went off distressed,
but Bell, as one rejoicing, said, “I always told you, Ailie—William’s

But Bud’s tears were transient: she was soon back among the snippets
where Ailie briskly plied the sewing-machine, and sang the kind of
cheerful songs that alone will go to the time of pedalling, and so give
proof that the age of mechanism is the merry age, if we have the happy
ear for music.  And Bud, though she tired so soon of hems, could help
another way that busy convocation, for she could sit tucked up in Uncle
Dan’s snoozing chair and read ‘Pickwick’ to the women till the maid of
Colonsay was in the mood to take the Bardell body by the hair of the head
and shake her for her brazenness to the poor wee man.  Or the child would
dance as taught by the lady of the Vaudeville, or start at Ailie’s
bidding (Bell a little dubious) to declaim a bit of “Hamlet” or
“Macbeth,” till ’Lizbeth Ann saw ghosts and let her nerves get the better
of her, and there was nothing for it but a cheery cup of tea all round.
Indeed, I must confess, a somewhat common company!  I could almost wish
for the sake of my story they were more genteel, and dined at half-past
seven, and talked in low hushed tones of Bach and Botticelli.

But, oh! they were happy days—at least, so far as all outward symptoms
went: it might indeed have been a real trousseau, and not the garments
for the wedding of a maiden and the world.  How often in the later years
did Winifred Wallace, reading to me her own applause in newspapers, stop
to sigh and tell me how she once was really happy—happy to the inward
core, feeling the dumb applause of four women in a country chamber, when
the world was all before her, and her heart was young.


WORKING thus, furiously, at the task of love, which, in all it does for
the youth it cherishes, must ever be digging a grave for its own delight,
Bell could forget, for periods, that the days of Bud’s presence in their
midst were numbered.  Had she stopped her needle and shears a moment, and
let her mind contemplate all the emptiness of a fortnight hence and the
months and years thereafter, she would have broken down.  Ailie, knowing
it, watched her anxiously, and kept the sewing briskly going as if they
wrought for a living in a factory, frightened to think of her sister’s
desperate state when that last button, that the Armies talk about, was in
its place.

But the days sped: one afternoon there was a final sweeping up of the
scraps in the temporary workroom, Bell searched her mind in vain to think
of anything further wanted, and, though there were still two weeks to go,
became appalled to find that the only thing of any moment to be done
’twixt now and Friday fortnight was to say Good-bye!

No, stay!  There was another thing to bring a little respite—the girl’s
initials must be sewn upon her clothing.  A trivial thing to mention, you
may think, but the very thought of it gave pleasure to the sisters, till
Bud herself, sent to Miss Minto’s for a sample of the woven letters, came
back with only one—it was a W.

“Has the stupid body not got L’s and D’s?” asked Bell.  “There’s no use
here for W.”  And Bud showed a countenance startled and ashamed.

“Oh, Auntie!” she cried, “I asked for W’s.  I quite forgot my name was
Lennox Dyce, for in all I’m thinking of about the school and Edinburgh, I
am Winifred Wallace.”

It was all that was needed to bring about her aunt’s prostration!  “I’m
far from well,” said she, and took to her bed, her first confession of
weakness in all the years that Dan or Ailie could remember.  What ailed
her she could not tell, and they sent, without acquainting her, for Dr
Brash.  Hearing he was coming, she protested that she could not see the
man—that she was far too ill to be troubled by any doctor; but Dr Brash
was not so easily to be denied.

“H’m!” said he, examining her.  “Your system’s badly down.”

“I never knew I had one,” said the lady, smiling wanly, with a touch of
Dan’s rowan-jelly humour.  “Women had no system in my young days to go up
or down: if they had, they were ashamed to mention it.  Nowadays, it
seems as fashionable as what Kate, since she got her education, calls the

“You have been worrying,” he went on,—“a thing that’s dreadfully
injudicious.  H’m! worse than drink, _I_ say.  Worry’s the death of half
my patients; they never give my pills a chance,” and there was a twinkle
in his eyes which most of Dr Brash’s patients thought was far more
efficacious than his pills.

“What would I worry for?” said Miss Bell.  “I’m sure I have every
blessing; goodness and mercy all my life.”

“Just so! just so!” said Dr Brash.  “Goodness and—and, h’m—mercy
sometimes take the form of a warning that it’s time we kept to bed for a
week, and that’s what I recommend you.”

“Mercy on me!  Am I so far through as that?” she said, alarmed.  “It’s
something serious,—I know by the cheerful face that you put on you.
Little did I think that I would drop off so soon.  And just at the very
time when there’s so much to do!”

“Pooh!” said Dr Brash.  “When you drop off, Miss Dyce, there’ll be an
awful dunt, I’m telling you!  God bless my soul, what do you think a
doctor’s for but putting folk on their pins again!  A week in
bed—and—h’m!—a bottle.  Everything’s in the bottle, mind you!”

“And there’s the hands of the Almighty too,” said Bell, who constantly
deplored the doctor was so poor a Kirk attender, and not a bit in that
respect like the noble doctors in her sister’s latest Scottish novels.

Dr Brash went out of the room, to find the rest of the household sorely
put about in the parlour, Lennox an object of woe, and praying hard to
herself with as much as she could remember of her Uncle Dan’s successful
supplication for herself when she had the pneumonia.  To see the
cheerfulness of his countenance when he came in was like the sun-burst on
a leaden sea.  “Miss Bell’s as sound as her namesake,” he assured them.
“There’s been something on her mind”—with a flash of the eye, at once
arrested, towards Lennox,—“and she has worked herself into a state of
nervous collapse.  I’ve given her the best of tonics for her kind,—the
dread of a week in bed,—and I’ll wager she’ll be up by Saturday.  The
main thing is to keep her cheerful, and I don’t think that should be very

Bud there and then made up her mind that her own true love was Dr Brash,
in spite of his nervous sisters and his funny waistcoats.  Ailie said if
cheerfulness would do the thing she was ready for laughing-gas, and the
lawyer vowed he would rake the town for the very latest chronicles of its
never-ending fun.

But Bud was long before him on her mission of cheerfulness to the bedroom
of Auntie Bell.  Did you ever see a douce Scotch lass who never in her
life had harboured the idea that her native hamlet was other than the
finest dwelling-place in all the world, and would be happy never to put a
foot outside it?—that was to be the _rôle_ to-day.  A sober little lass,
sitting in a wicker-chair whose faintest creak appeared to put her in an
agony—sitting incredibly long and still, and speaking Scotch when spoken
to, in the most careful undertone, with a particular kind of smile that
was her idea of judicious cheerfulness for a sick-room.

“Bairn!” cried her aunt at last, “if you sit much longer like that you’ll
drive me crazy.  What in the world’s the matter with you?”

“Nothing, dear Auntie Bell,” said Bud, astonished.

“You needn’t tell me!  What was the Doctor saying?”

“He said you were to be kept cheerful,” said Bud, “and I’m doing the best
I can—”

“Bless me, lass! do you think it’s cheery to be sitting there with a face
like a Geneva watch?  I would sooner see you romping.”

But no, Bud could not romp that day, and when her Uncle Dan came up he
found her reading aloud from Bell’s favourite Gospel according to
John—her auntie’s way of securing the cheerfulness required.  He looked
at the pair, his hands in his pockets, his shoulders bent, and all the
joviality with which he had come carefully charged gave place for a
little to a graver sentiment.  So had Ailie sat, a child, beside her
mother on her death-bed, and, reading John one day, found open some new
vista in her mind that made her there and then renounce her dearest
visions, and thirl herself for ever to the home and him and Bell.

“Well, Dan,” said his sister, when the child was gone, “what have you
brought me?  Is it the usual pound of grapes?”—for she was of the kind
whose most pious exercises never quench their sense of fun, and a gift of
grapes in our place is a doleful hint to folks bedridden: I think they
sometimes might as well bring in the stretching-board.

“A song-book would suit you better,” said the lawyer.  “What do you
think’s the matter with you?  Worrying about that wean!  Is this your
Christian resignation?”

“I am _not_ worrying, Dan,” she protested.  “At least, not very much, and
I never was the one to make much noise about my Christianity.”

“You need to be pretty noisy with it nowadays to make folk believe you
mean it.”

“What did Dr Brash say down the stair?” she asked.  “Does he—does he
think I’m going to die?”

“Lord bless me!” cried her brother, “this is not the way that women die.
I never heard of you having a broken heart.  You’re missing all the usual
preliminaries, and you haven’t even practised being ill.  No, no, Bell;
it’ll be many a day, I hope, before you’re pushing up the daisies, as
that vagabond Wanton Wully puts it.”

Bell sighed.  “You’re very joco’,” said she; “you’re aye cheery, whatever

“So long as it doesn’t happen to myself—that’s philosophy; at least it’s
Captain Consequence’s.  And if I’m cheery to-day it’s by the Doctor’s
orders.  He says you’re to be kept from fretting, even if we have to hire
the band.”

“Then I doubt I’m far far through!” said Bell; “I’m booked for a better
land,”—and at that the lawyer gave a chirruping little laugh, and said,
“Are you sure it’s not for Brisbane?”

“What do you mean?” she asked him, marvellously interested for one who
talked of dying.

“It’s a new one,” he exclaimed.  “I had it to-day from her ladyship’s
Captain.  He was once on a ship that sailed to Australia, and half-way
out a passenger took very ill.  ‘That one’s booked for heaven, anyway,’
Maclean said to the purser.  ‘No,’ said the purser, who was busy, ‘he’s
booked for Brisbane.’  ‘Then he would be a D. sight better in heaven,’
said Maclean; ‘I have been twice in Brisbane, and I know.’”

Bell did her best to restrain a smile, but couldn’t.  “Oh, Dan!” said
she, “you’re an awful man!  You think there’s nothing in this world to
daunten anybody.”

“Not if they happen to be Dyces,” said he.  “A high heart and a humble
head—you remember father’s motto?  And here you’re dauntened because the
young one’s going only one or two hundred miles away for her own

“I’m not a bit dauntened,” said Miss Bell with spirit.  “It’s not myself
I’m thinking of at all—it’s her, poor thing! among strangers night and
day; damp sheets, maybe, and not a wise-like thing to eat.  You would
never forgive yourself if she fell into a decline.”

“Ailie throve pretty well on their dieting,” he pointed out; “and if
she’s going to fall into a decline, she’s pretty long of starting.”

“But you mind they gave her sago pudding,” said Miss Bell; “and if
there’s one thing Lennox cannot eat, it’s sago pudding.  She says it is
so slippy, every spoonful disappears so sudden it gives her an awful
start.  She says she might as well sup puddocks.”

Dan smiled at the picture and forced himself to silent patience.

“And they’ll maybe let her sit up to all hours,” Bell proceeded.  “You
know the way she fastens on a book at bed-time!”

“Well, well!” said he emphatically.  “If you’re sure that things are to
be so bad as that, we’ll not let her go at all,” and he slyly scanned her
countenance to see, as he expected, that she was indignant at the very
thought of backing out now that they had gone so far.

“You needn’t start to talk nonsense,” said she; “of course she’s going.
But oh, Dan! it’s not the sheets, nor food, nor anything like that, that
troubles me; it’s the knowledge that she’ll never be the same wee lass

“Tuts!” said Daniel Dyce, and cleaned some moisture from his spectacles;
“you’re putting all the cheerful things I was going to say to you out of
my head.  I’m off to business; is there anything I can do for you?  No.
Then, remember, you’re not to stir this week outside the blankets; these
are the orders of Dr Brash.  I have no doubt Ailie will do very well at
the house-keeping,” and he left her with a gleam of mischief in his eye.

The window of the bedroom was a little open; on one of the trees a
blackbird sang, and there came in the scent of apple-ringie and a
tempting splendour of sun.  For twenty minutes the ailing lady tried to
content herself with the thought of a household managed by Alison Dyce,
and then arose to see if Wully Oliver was not idling in the garden.  She
saw him sitting on his barrow-trams, while Ailie walked among the
dahlias, and chucked her favourites of them under their chins.

“William Oliver!” cried Miss Bell indignantly, having thrown a Shetland
shawl about her; “is that all the work you can do in a day?”

He looked up at the window and slowly put his pipe in his pocket.

“Well, m’em,” said he, “I daresay I could do more, but I never was much
of a hand for showing off.”


WHEN Miss Bell rose, as she did in a day or two, bantered into a speedy
convalescence by Ailie and Dan, it was to mark Bud’s future holidays on
the calendar, and count the months in such a cunning way that she cheated
the year of a whole one, by arguing to herself that the child would be
gone a fortnight before they really missed her, and as good as home again
whenever she started packing to return.  And Edinburgh, when one was
reasonable and came to think of it, was not so very awful: the Miss Birds
were there, in the next street to the school where Bud was bound for, so
if anything should happen,—a fire, for instance—fires were desperately
common just now in the newspapers, and ordinary commonsense suggested a
whole clothes-rope for the tying up of the young adventurer’s boxes; or
if Bud should happen to be really hungry between her usual meals—a common
thing with growing bairns,—the Birds were the very ones to make her
welcome.  It was many a year since Bell had been in Edinburgh,—she had
not been there since mother died,—she was determined that, if she had the
money and was spared till Martinmas, she should make a jaunt of it and
see the shops: it was very doubtful if Miss Minto wasn’t often lamentably
out of date with many of her fashions.

“Oh, you vain woman!” cried Ailie to her; “will nothing but the very
latest satisfy you?”

Bud was to be sure and write once every week, on any day but Saturday,
for if her letters came on Sunday they would be tempted to call at the
post-office for them, like Captain Consequence, instead of waiting till
the Monday morning.  And if she had a cold or any threatening of quinsy,
she was to fly for her very life to the hoarhound mixture, put a stocking
round her neck, and go to bed.  Above all, was she to mind and take her
porridge every morning, and to say her prayers.

“I’ll take porridge to beat the band,” Bud promised, “even—even if I have
to shut my eyes all through.”

“In a cautious moderation,” recommended Uncle Dan.  “I think myself
oatmeal is far too rich a diet for the blood.  I have it from Captain
Consequence that there’s nothing for breakfast like curried kidney and a
chop to follow.  But I hope you’ll understand that, apart from the carnal
appetites, the main thing is to scoop in all the prizes.  I’ll be
dreadfully disappointed if you come back disgraced, with anything less of
them than the full of a cart.  That, I believe, is the only proof of a
liberal Scottish education.  In Ailie’s story-books it’s all the good,
industrious, and deserving pupils who get everything.  Of course, if you
take all the prizes somebody’s sure to want,—but, tuts! I would never let
that consideration vex me—it’s their own look-out.  If you don’t take
prizes, either in the school or in the open competition of the world, how
are folk to know they should respect you?”

“You must have been a wonderfully successful student in your day,” said
Ailie mischievously.  “Where are all your medals?”

Dan laughed.  “It’s ill to say,” said he, “for the clever lads who won
them when I wasn’t looking have been so modest ever since that they’ve
clean dropped out of sight.  I never won anything myself in all my life
that called for competition—except the bottom of the class!  When it came
to competitions, and I could see the other fellows’ faces, I was always
far too tired or well disposed to them to give them a disappointment
which they seemingly couldn’t stand so well as myself.  But then I’m not
like Bud here.  I hadn’t a shrewd old uncle egging me on.  So you must be
keen on the prizes, Bud.  Of course there’s wisdom too, but that comes
later,—there’s no hurry for it.  Prizes, prizes—remember the prizes: the
more you win, the more, I suppose, I’ll admire you.”

“And if I don’t win any, Uncle Dan?” said Bud slyly, knowing very well
the nature of his fun.

“Then, I suppose, I’ll have to praise the Lord if you keep your health,
and just continue loving you,” said the lawyer.  “I admit that if you’re
anyway addicted to the prizes, you’ll be the first of your name that was
so.  In that same school in Edinburgh your Auntie Ailie’s quarterly
reports had always ‘Conduct—Good,’ and ‘Mathematics—Fairly moderate.’  We
half expected she was coming back an awful dilly; but if she did, she
made a secret of it.  I forgave her the ‘Fairly moderate’ myself, seeing
she had learned one thing—how to sing.  I hope you’ll learn to sing, Bud,
in French, or German, or Italian—anything but Scotch.  Our old Scotch
songs, I’m told, are not what’s called artistic.”

“The sweetest in the world!” cried Auntie Bell.  “I wonder to hear you

“I’m afraid you’re not a judge of music,” said the brother.  “Scotch
songs are very common—everybody knows them.  There’s no art in them,
there’s only heart—a trifling kind of quality.  If you happen to hear me
singing ‘Annie Laurie’ or ‘Afton Water’ after you come home, Bud, be sure
and check me.  I want to be no discredit to you.”

“No, I shan’t, Uncle Dan,” said the child.  “I’ll sing ‘Mary Morison,’
and ‘Ae Fond Kiss,’ and ‘Jock o’ Hazeldean’ at you till you’re fairly
squealing with delight.  I know.  Allow me! why, you’re only haivering.”

“Have mercy on the child, Dan,” said his sister.  “Never you mind him,
Bud; he’s only making fun of you.”

“I know,” said Bud; “but I’m not kicking.”

Kate—ah! poor Kate—how sorry I should be for her, deserted by her friend
and tutor, if she had not her own consoling Captain.  Kate would be
weeping silently every time the pipe was on in the scullery, and she
thought how lonely her kitchen was to be when the child was gone.  And
she had plans to make that painful exile less heartrending: she was going
to write to her sister out in Colonsay and tell her to be sure and send
fresh country eggs at intervals of every now and then, or maybe oftener
in the winter-time, to Lennox; for the genuine country egg was a thing it
was hopeless to expect in Edinburgh, where there wasn’t such a thing as
sand, or grass, or heather—only causeway stones.  She could assure Lennox
that, as for marriage, there was not the slightest risk for years and
years, since there wasn’t a house in the town to let that would be big
enough (and still not dear) to suit a Captain.  He was quite content to
be a plain intended, and hold on.  And as for writing, she would take her
pen in hand quite often and send the latest news to Lennox, who must
please excuse haste, and these d-d-desperate pens, and having the post to
catch—not that she would dream of catching the poor, wee, shauchly
creature: it was just a way of speaking.  Would Lennox not be dreadful
home-sick, missing all the cheery things, and smothered up in books in
yon place—Edinburgh?

“I expect I’ll be dre’ffle home-sick,” admitted Bud.

“I’m sure you will, my lassie,” said the maid.  “I was so home-sick
myself when I came here at first that my feet got almost splay with
wanting to turn back to Colonsay.  But if I’m not so terribly
good-looking, I’m awful brave, and soon got over it.  When you are
home-sick go down to the quay and look at the steamboats, or take a turn
at our old friend Mr Puckwuck.”

Four days—three days—two days—one day—to-morrow; that last day went so
fast, it looked as if Wanton Wully had lost the place again and rang the
evening bell some hours before it was due.  Bud could only sit by,
helpless, and marvel at the ingenuity that could be shown in packing what
looked enough to stock Miss Minto’s shop into a couple of boxes.  She
aged a twelvemonth between the hand-glass at the bottom and the
bath-sheet on the top.

“And in this corner,” said Miss Bell, on her knees, “you’ll find your
Bible, the hoarhound mixture, and five-and-twenty threepenny-bits for the
plate on Sundays.  Some of them sixpences.”

“Irish ones, apparently,” said Uncle Dan.

“Some of them sixpences, for the Foreign Mission days, and one shilling
for the day of the Highlands and Islands.”

“You’re well provided for the kirk at any rate,” said Uncle Dan.  “I’ll
have to put a little money for this wicked world in the other corner,”
and he did.

When the coach next day set out—No, no, I cannot tell you all, for I hate
to think of tears, and would hurry over partings.  It went in tearful
weather, rain drizzling on Bud and Auntie Ailie, who accompanied her.
They looked back on the hill-top, and saw the grey slates glint under a
grey sky, and following them on the miry road, poor Footles, faithful
heart, who did not understand.  He paddled through the mud till a blast
from the bugle startled him, and he seemed to realise that this was some
painful new experience.  And then he stood in the track of the
disappearing wheels, and lifted up his voice in lamentation.

                                * * * * *

The night came on, resuming her ancient empire—for she alone, and not the
day, did first possess and finally shall possess unquestioned this space
dusty with transient stars, and the light is Lord of another universe
where is no night, nay, nor terror thereof.  From the western clouds were
the flame and gold withdrawn, and the winds sighed from the mountains, as
vexed for passing days.  The winds sighed from the mountains, and the
mists came mustering to the glens; the sea crept out on long,
bird-haunted, wailing, and piping sands, nought to be seen of it, its
presence obvious only in the scent of wrack and the wash on the pebbled
beaches.  Behind the town the woods lay black and haunted, and through
them, and far upward in the valley, dripping in the rain and clamorous
with hidden burns and secret wells, went the highway to the world, vacant
of aught visible, but never to be wholly vacant, since whoso passes on a
highway ever after leaves some wandering spirit there.  Did the child,
that night, think of the highway that had carried her from home?  In the
hoarsely crying city did she pause a moment to remember and retrace her
way to the little town that now lay faintly glowing in the light of its
own internal fires?

Thus Bell wondered, standing at her window, looking into the solitary
street.  Every mile of separating highway rose before her,—she walked
them in the rain and dark; all the weary longing of the world came down
on her that mirk night in September, and praying that discretion should
preserve and understanding keep her wanderer, she arrived at the soul’s
tranquillity, and heard without misgiving the wild geese cry.

Her brother took the Books, and the three of them—master, mistress, and
maid—were one in the spirit of worship, longing, and hope.  Where, then,
I wonder, had gone Daniel Dyce, the lawyer, the gentle ironist, on whose
lips so often was kindly mockery, on whose tongue levity or its pretence—

   “Never by passion quite possess’d,
   And never quite benumbed by the world’s sway”?

It was Bell’s nightly duty to turn the lamp out in the lobby and bolt the
outer door.  She went this night reluctant to perform that office, but a
thought possessed her of a child from home, somewhere in the darkness
among strangers, and she had to call her brother.

“What is it?” said he.

“The door,” she said, ashamed of herself, “I cannot bolt it,”

He looked at her flushed face and her trembling hand, and understood.
“It’s only the door of a house,” said he; “_that_ makes no difference,”
and ran the bolt into its staple.


FOR all the regrets of increasing age there is one alleviation among
many, that days apart from those we love pass the quicker, even as our
hurrying years.  Thus it is that separations are divested of more and
more of their terrors the nearer we are to that final parting which wipes
out all, and is but the going to a great reunion.  So the first
fortnight, whereof Miss Bell thought to cheat the almanac under the
delusion that Bud’s absence would then scarcely be appreciated, was in
truth the period when she missed her most, and the girl was back for her
Christmas holidays before half of her threepenny-bits for the plate were

It was worth a year of separation to see her come in at the door, rosy
from the frosty air, with sparkling eyes and the old, sweet, rippling
laugh, not—outside at least—an atom different from the girl who had gone
away; and it made up to Bud herself for many evenings home-sick on an
Edinburgh pillow to smell again the old celestial Christmas grocery and
feel the warmth of her welcome.

Myself, I like to be important—not of such consequence to the world as to
have it crick its neck with having to look up at me, but now and then
important only to a few old friends; and Bud, likewise, could always
enjoy the upper seat, if the others of her company were never below the
salt.  She basked in the flattery that Kate’s deportment gave to her
dignity as a young lady educated at tremendous cost.

It was the daft days of her first coming over again; but this time she
saw all with older eyes,—and, besides, the novelty of the little Scottish
town was ended.  Wanton Wully’s bell, pealing far beyond the burgh
bounds,—commanding, like the very voice of God, to every ear of that
community, no matter whether it rang at morn or eve,—gave her at once a
crystal notion of the smallness of the place, not only in its bounds of
stone and mortar, but in its interests, as compared with the city, where
a thousand bells, canorous on the Sabbath, failed, it was said, to reach
the ears of more than a fraction of the people.  The bell, and John
Taggart’s band on Hogmanay, and the little shops with windows falling
back already on timid appeals, and the grey high tenements pierced by
narrow entries, and the douce and decent humdrum folk,—she saw them with
a more exacting vision, and Ailie laughed to hear them all summed up as

“I wondered when you would reach ‘quaint,’” said Auntie Ailie; “it was
due some time ago, but this is a house where you never hear the word.
Had you remained at the Pige— at the Misses Duff’s Seminary Miss Amelia
would have had you sewing it on samplers, if samplers any longer were the

“Is it not a nice word ‘quaint’?” asked Bud, who, in four months among
critics less tolerant (and perhaps less wise) than the Dyces, had been
compelled to rid herself of many transatlantic terms and phrases.

“There’s nothing wrong with ‘quaint,’ my dear,” said Miss Ailie; “it
moves in the most exclusive circles: if I noticed it particularly, it is
because it is the indication of a certain state of mind, and tells me
where you stand in your education more clearly than your first quarterly
report.  I came home from school with ‘quaint’ myself: it not only seemed
to save a lot of trouble by being a word which could be applied to
anything not otherwise describable, but I cherished it because its use
conferred on me a kind of inward glow of satisfaction like—like—like Aunt
Bell’s home-made ginger-cordial.  ‘Quaint,’ Bud, is the shibboleth of
boarding-school culture: when you can use the word in the proper place,
with a sense of superiority to the thing so designated, you are
practically a young lady and the polish is taking on.”

“They all say it in our school,” explained Bud apologetically; “at least,
all except The Macintosh,—I couldn’t think of her saying it somehow.”

“Who’s The Macintosh?” asked Ailie.

“Why! was there no Macintosh in your time?” exclaimed Bud.  “I thought
she went away back to the—to the Roman period.  She’s the funniest old
lady in the land, and comes twice a-week to teach us dancing and
deportment.  She’s taught them to mostly all the nobility and gentry of
Scotland; she taught Lady Anne and all her brothers when they were in St

“I never heard of her,” said Ailie; “she must be—be—be decidedly quaint.”

“She’s so quaint you’d think she’d be kept in a corner cupboard with a
bag of camphor at the back to scare the moths away.  She’s a little wee
mite, not any bigger than me—than I,—and they say she’s seventy years
old, but sometimes she doesn’t look a day more than forty-five if it
weren’t for her cap and her two front teeth missing.  She’s got the
loveliest fluffy silver hair—pure white, like Mrs Molyneux’s Aunt
Tabitha’s Persian cat; cheeks like an apple, hands as young as yours, and
when she walks across a room she glides like this, so you’d think she was
a cutter yacht—”

Bud sailed across the parlour to represent the movement of The Macintosh
with an action that made her aunties laugh, and the dog gave one short
yelp of disapproval.

“That was the way that Grandma Buntain walked,—it used to be considered
most genteel,” said Bell.  “They trained girls up to do it with a
back-board and a book on the top of the head; but it was out before my
time; we just walked anyway in Barbara Mushet’s Seminary, where the main
things were tambouring and the Catechism.”

“Miss Macintosh is a real lady,” Bud went on.  “She’s got genuine old
ancestors.  They owned a Highland place called Kaims, and the lawyers
have almost lawyered it a’ awa’ she says, so now she’s simply got to help
make a living teaching dancing and deportment.  I declare I don’t know
what deportment is no more than the child unborn, unless it’s shutting
the door behind you, walking into a room as if your head and your legs
were your own, keeping your shoulders back, and being polite and kind to
everybody, and I thought folks ’d do all that without attending classes,
unless they were looney.  Miss Macintosh says they are the _sine qua non_
and principal branches for a well-bred young lady in these low days of
clingy frocks and socialism; but the Principal she just smiles and gives
us another big block of English history.  Miss Macintosh doesn’t let on,
but I know she simply can’t stand English history, for she tells us,
spells between quadrilles, that there hasn’t been any history anywhere
since the Union of the Parliaments, except the Rebellion of 1745.  But
she doesn’t call it a rebellion.  She calls it ‘yon affair.’  _She’s_
Scotch!  I tell you, Auntie Bell, you’d love to meet her!  I sit, and
sit, and look at her like—like a cat.  She wears spectacles, just a
little clouded, only she doesn’t call them spectacles; she says they are
preserves, and that her eyes are as good as anybody’s.  They’re bright
enough, I tell you, for over seventy.”

“Indeed I would like to see the creature!” exclaimed Miss Bell.  “She
must be an original!  I’m sometimes just a trifle tired of the same old
folk about me here,—I know them all so well, and all they’re like to do
or say, that there’s nothing new or startling to be expected from them.”

“Would you like to see her?” said Bud quickly; “then—then, some day I’ll
tell her, and I’ll bet she’ll come.  She dresses queer—like a lady in the
‘School for Scandal,’ and wears long mittens like Miss Minto, and when
our music-master, Herr Laurent, is round she makes goo-goo eyes at him
fit to crack her glasses.  ‘Oh, Hair-r-r!’ she says, sitting with her
mitts in her lap,—‘oh, Hair-r-r! can you no’ give the young ladies
wise-like Scotch sangs, instead o’ that dreich Concone?’  And sometimes
she’ll hit him with a fan.  He says she plays the piano to our dancing
the same as it was a spinet.”

“I declare it beats all!” said Miss Bell.  “Does the decent old body
speak Scotch?”

“Sometimes.  When she’s making goo-goo eyes at the Herr, or angry, or
finding fault with us but doesn’t want to hurt our feelings.”

“I can understand that,” said Miss Bell, with a patriot’s fervour;
“there’s nothing like the Scotch for any of them; I fall to it myself
when I’m sentimental.  And so does your Uncle Dan.”

“She says she’s the last of the real Macintoshes,—that all the rest you
see on Edinburgh signboards are only incomers or poor de-degenerate
cadets; and I guess the way she says it, being a de-degenerate cadet
Macintosh must be the meanest thing under the cope and canopy.  Heaps of
those old ancestors of hers went out in the days of the clans, fighting
for any royalty that happened along.  She’s got all their hair in
lockets, and makes out that when they disappeared Scotland got a pretty
hard knock.  I said to her once the same as Aunt Ailie says to you, Aunt
Bell, ‘English and Scots, I s’pose we’re all God’s people, and it’s a
terribly open little island to be quarrelling in, seeing all the
Continent can hear us quite plain’; but she didn’t like it.  She said it
was easy seen I didn’t understand the dear old Highland mountains, where
her great-great-grandfather, Big John of the Axe, could collect five
hundred fighting-men if he wagged a fiery cross at them.  ‘I have Big
John’s blood in me!’ she said, quite white, and her head shaking so much
her preserves nearly fell off her nose.  ‘I’ve Big John’s blood in me;
and when I think of things, _I hate the very name o’ thae aboaminable
English_!’  ‘Why, you’ve never seen them, Miss Macintosh,’ I said—for I
knew she’d never had a foot outside Scotland.  ‘No,’ said she, quite
sharp, ‘and I don’t want to; for they might be nice enough, and then I
wad be bound to like them.’”

“Oh, Bell!” cried Ailie, laughing, “Miss Macintosh is surely your

“I don’t know what a doppelganger is,” said Auntie Bell; “but she’s a
real sensible body, and fine I would like to see her.”

“Then I’ll have to fix it somehow,” said Bud, with emphasis.  “P’raps
you’ll meet her when you come to Edinburgh—”

“I’m not there yet, my dear.”

“—Or she might be round this way by-and-by.  She’d revel in this place;
she’d maybe not call it quaint, but she’d find it pretty careless about
being in the—in the modern rush she talks about, and that would make her
happier than a letter from home.  I believe The Macintosh—”

“Miss Macintosh, my dear,” said Bell reprovingly, and the girl reddened.

“_I_ know,” said she.  “It’s mean to talk of her same as she was a
waterproof, and I often try not to, because I like her immensely; but
it’s so common among the girls that I forget.  I believe Miss Macintosh
would love this place, and could stop in it for ever.”

“Couldn’t you?” asked Auntie Ailie slyly.

Bud hesitated.  “Well, I—I like it,” said she.  “I just love to lie awake
nights and think about it, and I can hear the wind in the trees and the
tide come in, and the bell, and the wild geese; and family worship at the
Provost’s on Sunday nights, and I can almost _be_ here, I think so
powerfully about it; but—but—”

She stopped short, for she saw a look of pain in the face of her Auntie

“But what?” said the latter sharply.

“Oh! I’m a wicked, cruel, ungrateful girl, Auntie Bell; and I ought to
want to love this place so much, nobody could push me out of it.  And I
_do_ love it; but I feel if I lived here always I’d not grow any more.”

“You’re big enough,” said Auntie Bell.  “You’re as big as myself now.”

“I mean inside.  Am I a prig, Aunt Ailie?  I’d hate to be a prig!  But
I’d hate as bad to tell a lie; and I feel I’d never learn half so much or
do half so much here as I’d do where thousands of folk were moving along
in a procession, and I was with them too.  A place like this is like a
kindergarten—it’s good enough as far’s it goes, but it doesn’t teach the
higher branches.”

Bell gazed at her in wonder and pity and blame, shaking her head.  All
this was what she had anticipated.

“I know the feeling,” said Aunt Ailie, “for I have shared it myself; and
sometimes still it will come back to me, but in my better hours I think
I’m wiser and can be content.  If there is growth in you, you will grow
anywhere.  You were born in the noise of Chicago, Bud, and I suppose it’s
hard to get it out of the ears.  By-and-by I hope you’ll find that we are
all of us most truly ourselves not in the crowd but when we are alone,
and that not the smallest hamlet in the world need be intellectually
narrow for any one with imagination, some books, and a cheerful
constitution.  Do you understand that, Bud?”

Bud thought hard for a moment and then shook her head.  “It sounds as if
it ought to be true,” said she, “and I daresay you think just now it is
true; but I simply can’t believe it.”  And all of them turned at the
sound of a chuckling laugh, to find that Mr Dyce had heard this frank

“That’s the worst of you, Bud,” said he.  “You will never let older folk
do your thinking for you.”


IT is another mercy, too, that in our age we learn to make the best of
what aforetime might be ill to thole, as Bell made fine new garments out
of old ones faded by turning them outside in and adding frills and
flounces.  Bud’s absence early ceased to be deplorable, since it wakened
cheerful expectations not to be experienced had she stayed at home; gave
rise to countless fond contrivances for her happiness in exile; and two
or three times a-year to periods of bliss, when her vacations gave the
house of Dyce the very flower of ecstasy.  Her weekly letters of
themselves were almost compensation for her absence.  On the days of
their arrival, Peter the post would come blithely whistling with his M.C.
step to the lawyer’s kitchen window before he went to the castle itself,
defying all routine and the laws of the Postmaster-General, for he knew
Miss Dyce would be waiting feverishly, having likely dreamt the night
before of happy things that—dreams going by contraries, as we all of us
know in Scotland—might portend the most dreadful tidings.

Bud’s envelope was always on the top of his budget.  For the sake of it
alone (it sometimes seemed to Peter and those who got it) had the mail
come splashing through the night,—the lawyer’s big blue envelopes, as it
were, had got but a friendly lift through the courtesy of clerks in
Edinburgh, and the men on the railway train, and the lad who drove the
gig from Maryfield.  What were big blue envelopes of the business world
compared with the modest little square of grey with Lennox Dyce’s writing
on it?

“Here’s the usual!  Pretty thick to-day!” would Peter say, with a smack
of satisfaction on the window-sash.  Ah, those happy Saturdays!
Everybody knew about them.  “And how’s hersel’?” the bell-ringer would
ask in the by-going, not altogether because his kindly interest led to an
eye less strict on his lazy moods in the garden.  One Fair day, when
Maggie White’s was irresistible, it rang so merrily with drovers, and he
lost the place again, he stopped the lawyer on the street to ask him what
Miss Lennox thought of all this argument about the Churches, seeing she
was in the thick of it in Edinburgh.

“Never you mind the argument, Will,” said Daniel Dyce,—“you do your duty
by the Auld Kirk bell; and as for the Free folk’s quarrelling, amang them

“But can you tell me, Mr D-D-Dyce,” said Wanton Wully, with as much
assurance as if he was prepared to pay by the Table of Fees, “what’s the
difference between the U.F.’s and the Frees?  I’ve looked at it from
every point, and I canna see it.”

“Come and ask me some day when you’re sober,” said the lawyer, and Wanton
Wully snorted.

“If I was sober,” said he, “I wouldna want to ken—I wouldna give a

Yet each time Bud came home she seemed, to the mind of her Auntie Bell, a
little farther off from them—a great deal older, a great deal less
dependent, making for womanhood in a manner that sometimes was
astounding, as when sober issues touched her, set her thinking, made her
talk in fiery ardours.  Aunt Ailie gloried in that rapid growth; Aunt
Bell lamented, and spoke of brains o’ertaxed and fevered, and studies
that were dangerous.  She made up her mind a score of times to go herself
to Edinburgh and give a warning to the teachers; but the weeks passed,
and the months, and by-and-by the years, till almost three were gone, and
the Edinburgh part of Lennox’s education was drawing to a close, and the
warning visit was still to pay.

It was then, one Easter, came The Macintosh.

Bell and Ailie were out that afternoon for their daily walk in the woods
or along the shore, when Mr Dyce returned from the Sheriff Court alert
and buoyant, feeling much refreshed at the close of an encounter with a
lawyer who, he used to say, was better at debating than himself, having
more law books in his possession and a louder voice.  Letting himself in
with his pass-key, he entered the parlour, and was astonished to find a
stranger, who rose at his approach and revealed a figure singular though
not unpleasing.  There was something ludicrous in her manner as she moved
a step or two from the chair in which she had been sitting.  Small, and
silver-grey in the hair, with a cheek that burned—it must be with
embarrassment—between a rather sallow neck and sunken temples, and
wearing smoked spectacles with rims of tortoise-shell, she would have
attracted attention anywhere even if her dress had been less queer.
Queer it was, but in what manner Daniel Dyce was not the person to
distinguish.  To him there was about it nothing definitely peculiar,
except that the woman wore a crinoline, a Paisley shawl of silken white,
and such a bonnet as he had not seen since Grandma Buntain’s time.

“Be seated, ma’am,” said he; “I did not know I had the honour of a
visitor,” and he gave a second, keener glance, that swept the baffling
figure from the flounced green poplin to the snow-white lappet of her
bonnet.  A lady certainly,—that was in the atmosphere, however odd might
be her dress.  “Where in the world has this one dropped from?” he asked
himself, and waited an explanation.

“Oh, Mr Dyce!” said the lady in a high, shrill voice, that plainly told
she never came from south of the Border, and with a certain trepidation
in her manner; “I’m feared I come at an inconvenient time to ye, and I
maybe should hae bided at your office; but they tell’t me ye were out at
what they ca’d a Pleading Diet.  I’ve come about my mairrage.”

“Your marriage!” said the lawyer, scarcely hiding his surprise.

“Yes, my mairrage!” she repeated sharply, drawing the silken shawl about
her shoulders, bridling.  “There’s naething droll, I hope and trust, in a
maiden lady ca’in’ on a writer for his help about her settlements!”

“Not at all—not at all, ma’am,” said Daniel Dyce.  “I’m honoured in your
confidence.”  And he pushed his spectacles up on his brow that he might
see her less distinctly and have the less inclination to laugh at such an
eccentric figure.

She broke into a torrent of explanation.  “Ye must excuse me, Mr Dyce, if
I’m put-about and gey confused, for it’s little I’m acquent wi’ lawyers.
A’ my days I’ve heard o’ naething but their quirks, for they maistly
rookit my grandfaither.  And I cam’ wi’ the coach frae Maryfield, and my
heart’s in a palpitation wi’ sic briengin’ and bangin’ ower heughs and
hills—”  She placed a mittened hand on a much-laced stomacher, and sighed

“Perhaps—perhaps a glass of wine—” began the lawyer, with his eye on the
bell-pull, and a notion in his head that wine and a little seed-cake
someway went with crinolines and the age of the Paisley shawl.

“No, no!” she cried extravagantly.  “I never lip it; I’m—I’m in the Band
o’ Hope.”

The lawyer started, and scanned her again through his glasses, with a
genial chuckling crow.  “So’s most maiden ladies, ma’am,” said he.  “I’m
glad to congratulate you on your hopes being realised.”

“It remains to be seen,” said the visitor.  “Gude kens what may be the
upshot.  The maist deleeberate mairrage maun be aye a lottery, as my
Auntie Grizel o’ the Whinhill used to say; and I canna plead that mine’s
deleeberate, for the man just took a violent fancy the very first nicht
he set his een on me, fell whummlin’ at my feet, and wasna to be put aff
wi’ ‘No’ or ‘Maybe.’  We’re a puir weak sex, Mr Dyce, and men’s sae

She ogled him through her clouded glasses: her arch smile showed a
blemish of two front teeth amissing.  He gave a nod of sympathy, and she
was off again.  “And to let ye ken the outs and ins o’t, Mr Dyce, there’s
a bit o’ land near Perth that’s a’ that’s left o’ a braw estate my
forebears squandered in the Darien.  What I want to ken is, if I winna
could hinder him that’s my _fiancé_ frae dicin’ or drinkin’ ’t awa’ ance
he got me mairried to him?  I wad be sair vexed at ony such calamity, for
my family hae aye been barons.”

“Ance a baron aye a baron,” said the lawyer, dropping into her own broad

“Yes, Mr Dyce, that’s a’ very fine; but baron or baroness, if there’s sic
a thing, ’s no great figure wantin’ a bit o’ grun’ to gang wi’ the title;
and John Cleghorn—that’s my intended’s name—has been a gey throughither
chiel in his time by a’ reports, and I doubt wi’ men it’s the aulder the

“I hope in this case it’ll be the aulder the wiser, Miss—” said the
lawyer, and hung unheeded on the note of interrogation.

“I’ll run nae risks if I can help it,” said the lady emphatically; “and
I’ll no’ put my trust in the Edinburgh lawyers either: they’re a’ tarred
wi’ the ae stick, or I sair misjudge them.  But I’m veesitin’ a cousin
owerby at Maryfield, and I’m tell’t there’s no’ a man that’s mair
dependable in a’ the shire than yoursel’, so I just cam’ ower ains errand
for a consultation.  Oh, that unco’ coach! the warld’s gane wud, Mr Dyce,
wi’ hurry and stramash, and Scotland’s never been the same since—  But
there! I’m awa’ frae my story; if it’s the Lord’s will that I’m to marry
Johnny Cleghorn, what comes o’ Kaims?  Will he be owner o’t?”

“Certainly not, ma’am,” said Mr Dyce, with a gravity well preserved
considering his inward feelings.  “Even before the Married Women’s
Property Act, his _jus mariti_, as we ca’ it, gave him only his wife’s
personal and moveable estate.  There is no such thing as _communio
bonorum_—as community of goods—between husband and wife in Scotland.”

“And he canna sell Kaims on me?”

“No; it’s yours and your assigns _ad perpetuam remanentiam_, being feudal

“I wish ye wad speak in honest English, like mysel’, Mr Dyce,” said the
lady sharply.  “I’ve forgotten a’ my Laiten, and the very sound o’t gars
my heid bizz.  I doubt it’s the lawyer’s way o’ gettin’ round puir
helpless bodies.”

“It’s scarcely that,” said Mr Dyce, laughing.  “It’s the only chance we
get to air auld Mr Trayner, and it’s thought to be imposin’.  _Ad
perpetuam remanentiam_ just means to remain for ever.”

“I thocht that maybe John might hae the poo’er to treat Kaims as my

“Even if he had,” said Mr Dyce, “a _dot_, or _dos_, or tocher, in the
honest law of Scotland, was never the price o’ the husband’s hand; he
could only use the fruits o’t.  He is not entitled to dispose of it, and
must restore it intact if unhappily the marriage should at any time be

“Dissolved!” cried the lady.  “Fegs! ye’re in an awfu’ hurry, and the
ring no’ bought yet.  Supposin’ I was deein’ first?”

“In that case I presume that you would have the succession settled on
your husband.”

“On Johnny Cleghorn!  Catch me!  There’s sic a thing as—as—as bairns, Mr
Dyce,” and the lady simpered coyly, while the lawyer rose hurriedly to
fumble with some books and hide his confusion at such a wild conjecture.
He was relieved by the entrance of Bell and Ailie, who stood amazed at
the sight of the odd and unexpected visitor.

“My sisters,” said the lawyer hastily.  “Miss—Miss—I did not catch the

“Miss Macintosh,” said the stranger nervously, and Bell cried out
immediately, “I was perfectly assured of it!  Lennox has often spoken of
you, and I’m so glad to see you.  I did not know you were in the

Ailie was delighted with so picturesque a figure.  She could scarcely
keep her eyes off the many-flounced, expansive gown of poplin, the
stomacher, the ponderous ear-rings, the great cameo brooch, the long lace
mittens, the Paisley shawl, the neat poke-bonnet, and the fresh old face
marred only by the spectacles, and the gap where the teeth were missing.

“I have just been consultin’ Mr Dyce on my comin’ mairrage,” said The
Macintosh; and at this intelligence from a piece of such antiquity Miss
Bell’s face betrayed so much astonishment that Dan and Ailie almost
forgot their good manners.

“Oh! if it’s business—” said Bell, and rose to go; but The Macintosh put
a hand on her sleeve and stayed her.

“Ye needna fash to leave, Miss Dyce,” said she.  “A’thing’s settled.  It
seems that Johnny Cleghorn canna ca’ a rig o’ Kaims his ain when he
mairries me, and that was a’ I cam’ to see about.  Oh, it’s a mischancy
thing a mairrage, Miss Dyce; maist folk gang intill’t heels-ower-hurdies,
but I’m in an awfu’ swither, and havena a mither to guide me.”

“Keep me!” said Miss Bell, out of all patience at such maidenly
apprehensions, “ye’re surely auld enough to ken your ain mind.  I hope
the guidman’s worthy.”

“He’s no’ that ill—as men-folk gang,” said The Macintosh resignedly.
“He’s as fat’s creish, and has a craighlin’ cough, the body, and he’s
faur frae bonny, and he hasna a bawbee o’ his ain, and sirs! what a
reputation!  But a man’s a man, Miss Dyce, and time’s aye fleein’.”

At such a list of disabilities in a husband the Dyces lost all sense of
the proprieties and broke into laughter, in which the lady joined them,
shaking in her arm-chair.  Bell was the first to recover with a guilty
sense that this was very bad for Daniel’s business.  She straightened her
face and was about to make apologies, when Footles bounded in at the open
door, to throw himself at the feet of The Macintosh and wave a joyous
tail.  But he was not content there.  In spite of her resistance, he must
be in her lap, and then, for the first time, Bell and Ailie noticed a
familiar cadence in the stranger’s laugh.

Dan rose and clapped her on the back.  “Well done, Bud!” said he.  “Ye
had us a’; but Footles wasna to be swindled wi’ an auld wife’s goon,” and
he gently drew the spectacles from the laughing eyes of his naughty

“Oh, you rogue!” cried Auntie Ailie.

“You wretch!” cried Auntie Bell.  “I might have known your cantrips.
Where in the world did you get these clothes?”

Bud sailed across the room like a cutter yacht and put her arms about her
neck.  “Didn’t you know me?” she asked.

“How could I know you, dressed up like that?  And your teeth—you imp!
they’re blackened; and your neck—you jad! it’s painted; and—oh, lassie,
lassie!  Awa’! awa’! the deil’s ower grit wi’ ye!”

“Didn’t _you_ know me, Aunt Ailie?” asked Bud.

“Not in the least,” said Ailie, taking the droll old figure in her arms.
“Perhaps I might have known you if I didn’t think it was to-morrow you
were coming.”

“It was to have been to-morrow; but the measles have broken out in
school, and I came a day earlier, and calculated I’d just hop in and
surprise you all.  Didn’t you guess, Uncle Dan?”

“Not at first,” said he.  “I’ll admit I was fairly deceived, but when you
talked about being in the Band of Hope I saw at a shot through The
Macintosh.  I hope you liked my Latin, Bud.”


“YOU surely did not come in these daft-like garments all the way from
Edinburgh?” asked her Auntie Bell, when the wig had been removed and
Bud’s youth was otherwise resumed.

“Not at all!” said Bud, sparkling with the success of her deception.  “I
came almost enough of a finished young lady to do you credit, but when I
found there was nobody in the house except Kate, I felt I couldn’t get a
better chance to introduce you to The Macintosh if I waited for a year.
I told you we’d been playing charades last winter at the school, and I
got Jim to send me some make-up, the wig, and this real ’cute old lady’s
dress.  They were all in my box to give you some fun sometime, and Kate
helped me hook things, though she was mighty scared to think how angry
you might be, Aunt Bell; and when I was ready for you she said she’d be
sure to laugh fit to burst, and then you’d see it was only me dressed up,
and Footles he barked, so he looked like giving the show away, so I sent
them both out into the garden and sat in a stage-fright that almost shook
my ear-rings off.  I tell you I felt mighty poorly sitting there
wondering what on earth I was to say; but by-and-by I got to be so much
The Macintosh I felt almost sure enough her to have the rheumatism, and
knew I could fix up gags to keep the part going.  I didn’t expect Uncle
Dan would be the first to come in, or I wouldn’t have felt so brave about
it, he’s so sharp and suspicious—that’s with being a lawyer, I s’pose,
they’re a’ tarred wi’ the ae stick, Miss Macintosh says; and when he
talked all that solemn Latin stuff and looked like running up a bill for
law advice that would ruin me, I laughed inside enough to ache.  Now
_amn’t_ I just the very wickedest girl, Uncle Dan?”

“A little less Scotch and a more plausible story would have made the
character perfect,” said her uncle.  “Where did you get them both?  Miss
Macintosh was surely not the only model?”

“Well, she’s not so Scotch as I made out, except when she’s very
sentimental, but I felt she’d have to be as Scotch as the mountain and
the flood to fit these clothes; and she’s never talked about marrying
anybody herself, but she’s making a match just now for a cousin of hers,
and tells us all about it.  I was partly her, but not enough to be unkind
or mean, and partly her cousin, and a little bit of the Waverley
Novels,—in fact, I was pure mosaic, like our dog.  There wasn’t enough
real quaint about Miss Macintosh for ordinary to make a front scene
monologue go, but she’s fuller of hints than—than a dictionary, and once
I started I felt I could play half a dozen Macintoshes all different,
so’s you’d actually think she was a surging crowd.  You see there’s the
Jacobite Macintosh, and the ‘aboaminable’ English Macintosh, and the
flirting Macintosh who raps Herr Laurent with her fan, and the
fortune-telling Macintosh who reads palms and tea-cup leaves, and the
dancing and deportment Macintosh who knows all the first families in

Bud solemnly counted off the various Macintoshes on her finger-tips.

“We’ll have every one of them when you come home next winter,” said Miss
Ailie.  “I’d prefer it to the opera.”

“I can’t deny but it’s diverting,” said Miss Bell; “still, it’s
dreadfully like play-acting, and hardly the thing for a sober dwelling.
Lassie, lassie, away this instant and change yourself!”

If prizes and Italian songs had really been the proof that Bud had taken
on the polish, she would have disappointed Uncle Dan, but this art of
hers was enough to make full amends, it gave so much diversion.
Character roused and held her interest; she had a lightning eye for
oddities of speech and gesture.  Most of a man’s philosophy is in a
favourite phrase, his individuality is betrayed in the way he carries his
hat along the aisle on Sunday.  Bud, each time that she came home from
Edinburgh, collected phrases as others do postage-stamps, and knew how
every hat in town was carried.  Folk void of idiosyncrasy, having the
natural self restrained by watchfulness and fear, were the only ones
whose company she wearied of; all others she studied with delight,
storing of each some simulacrum in her memory.  Had she reproduced them
in a way to make them look ridiculous she would have roused the Dyces’
disapproval, but lacking any sense of superiority she made no
impersonation look ignoble; the portraits in her gallery, like Raeburn’s,
borrowed a becoming curl or two and toned down crimson noses.

But her favourite character was The Macintosh in one of the countless
phases that at last were all her own invention, and far removed from the
original.  Each time she came home, the dancing-mistress they had never
really seen became a more familiar personage to the Dyces.  “I declare,”
cried Bell, “I’m beginning to think of you always as a droll old body.”
“And how’s the rheumatism?” Dan would ask; it was “The Macintosh said
this” or “The Macintosh said that” with Ailie; and even Kate would quote
the dancing-mistress with such earnestness, that the town became familiar
with the name and character without suspecting they were often merely
parts assumed by young Miss Lennox.

Bud carried the joke one night to daring lengths by going as Miss
Macintosh with Ailie to a dance, in a gown and pelerine of Grandma
Buntain’s that had made tremendous conquests eighty years before.

Our dances at the inn are not like city routs: Petronella, La Tempête,
and the reel have still an honoured place in them; we think the joy of
life is not meant wholly for the young and silly, and so the elderly
attend them.  We sip claret-cup and tea in the alcove or “adjacent,” and
gossip together if our dancing days are done, or sit below the flags and
heather, humming “Merrily danced the quaker’s wife,” with an approving
eye on our bonny daughters.  Custom gives the Provost and his lady a
place of honour in the alcove behind the music: here is a petty court
where the civic spirit pays its devoirs, where the lockets are large and
strong, and hair-chains much abound, and mouths before the mellowing
midnight hour are apt to be a little mim.

Towards the alcove, Ailie—Dan discreetly moving elsewhere—boldly led The
Macintosh, whose ballooning silk brocade put even the haughtiest of the
other dames in shadow.  She swam across the floor as if her hoops and not
her buckled shoon sustained her, as if she moved on air.

“Dod! here’s a character!” said Dr Brash, pulling down his waistcoat.
“Where have the Dyces gotten her?”

“The Ark is landed,” said the Provost’s lady.  “What a peculiar

Ailie gravely gave the necessary introductions, and soon the notable Miss
Macintosh of Kaims was the lion of the assembly.  She flirted most
outrageously with the older beaux, sharing roguish smiles and taps of the
fan between them, and, compelling unaccustomed gallantries, set their
wives all laughing.  They drank wine with her in the old style; she met
them glass for glass in water.

“And I’ll gie ye a toast now,” she said, when her turn came—“Scotland’s
Rights,” raising her glass of water with a dramatic gesture.

“Dod! the auld body’s got an arm on her,” whispered Dr Brash to Colin
Cleland, seeing revealed the pink plump flesh between the short sleeves
and the top of the mittens.

They drank the sentiment—the excuse for the glass was good enough, though
in these prosaic days a bit mysterious.

“What are they?” asked the Provost.

“What are what?” said The Macintosh.

“Scotland’s Rights.”

“I’ll leave it to my frien’ Mr Dyce to tell ye,” she said quickly, for
the lawyer had now joined the group.  “It’ll aiblins cost ye 6s. 8d., but
for that I daresay he can gie ye them in the Laiten.  But—but I hope
we’re a’ friens here?” she exclaimed with a hurried glance round her
company.  “I hope we have nane o’ thae aboaminable English amang us.  I
canna thole them!  It has been a sair dooncome for Scotland since ever
she drew in wi’ them.”  For a space she dwelt on themes of rather antique
patriotism that made her audience smile, for in truth in this burgh town
we see no difference between Scotch and English: in our calculations
there are only the lucky folk, born, bred, and dwelling within the sound
of Will Oliver’s bell, and the poor souls who have to live elsewhere, all
equally unfortunate, whether they be English, Irish, or Scots.

“But here I’m keepin’ you gentlemen frae your dancin’,” she said,
interrupting herself, and consternation fell on her company, for sets
were being formed for a quadrille, and her innuendo was unmistakable.
She looked from one to the other of them as if enjoying their

“I—I—I haven’t danced, myself, for years,” said the Provost, which was
true; and Colin Cleland, sighing deeply in his prominent profile and
hiding his feet, protested quadrilles were beyond him.  The younger men
quickly remembered other engagements and disappeared.  “Will you do me
the honour?” said Dr Brash—good man! a gentle hero’s heart was under that
wrinkled waistcoat.

“Oh!” said The Macintosh, rising to his arm, “you’ll be sure and no’ to
swing me aff my feet, for I’m but a frail and giddy creature.”

“It would be but paying you back,” said the Doctor, bowing.  “Miss
Macintosh has been swinging us a’ aff our feet since she entered the

She laughed behind her clouded glasses, tapped him lightly with her fan,
and swam into the opening movement of the figure.  The word’s abused, yet
I can but say she danced divinely, with such grace, lightness of foot,
and rhythm of the body that folk stared at her in admiration and
incredulity: her carriage, seen from behind, came perilously near
betraying her, and possibly her partner might have soon discovered who he
had, even if she had not made him a confession.

“Upon my word!” said he, in a pause between the figures,—“Upon my word!
you dance magnificently, Miss Macintosh.  I must apologise for such a
stiff old partner as you’ve gotten.”

“I micht weel dance,” said she.  “You ken I’m a dancin’-mistress?”  Then
she whispered hurriedly in her natural voice to him.  “I feel real bold,
Dr Brash, to be dancing with you here when I haven’t come out yet, and I
feel real mean to be deceiving you, who would dance with an old frump
just because you’re sorry for her, and I _can’t_ do it one minute longer.
Don’t you know me, really?”

“Good Lord!” said he in an undertone, aghast.  “Miss Lennox!”

“Only for you,” she whispered.  “Please don’t tell anybody else.”

“You beat all,” he told her.  “I suppose I’m making myself ridiculous
dancing away here with—h’m!—auld langsyne, but faith I have the advantage
now of the others, and you mustn’t let on when the thing comes out that I
did not know you from the outset.  I have a crow to pick with Miss Ailie
about this—the rogue!  But, young woman, it’s an actress you are!”

“Not yet, but it’s an actress I mean to be,” she said, pousetting with

“H’m!” said he, “there seems the natural gift for it, but once on a time
I made up my mind it was to be poetry.”

“I’ve got over poetry,” she said.  “I found I was only one of that kind
of poets who always cut it up in fourteen-line lengths and begin with ‘As
when.’  No, it’s to be the stage, Dr Brash; I guess God’s fixed it.”

“Whiles He is—h’m—injudicious,” said the Doctor.  “But what about Aunt

“There’s no buts about it, though I admit I’m worried to think of Auntie
Bell.  She considers acting is almost as bad as lying, and talks about
the theatre as Satan’s abode.  If it wasn’t that she was from home
to-night, I daren’t have been here.  I wish—I wish I didn’t love her
so—almost—for I feel I’ve got to vex her pretty bad.”

“Indeed you have!” said Dr Brash.  “And you’ve spoiled my dancing, for
I’ve a great respect for that devoted little woman.”

Back in the alcove The Macintosh found more to surround her than ever,
though it was the penalty of her apparent age that they were readier to
joke than dance with her.  Captain Consequence, wanting a wife with
money, if and when his mother should be taken from him, never lost a
chance to see how a pompous manner and his medals would affect strange
ladies.  He was so marked in his attention, and created such amusement to
the company, that, pitying him, and fearful of her own deception, she
proposed to tell fortunes.  The ladies brought her their emptied teacups;
the men solemnly laid their palms before her; she divined, for all, their
past and future in a practised way that astonished her uncle and aunt,
who, afraid of some awkward sally, had kept aloof at first from her
levee, but now were the most interested of her audience.

Over the leaves in Miss Minto’s cup she frowned through her clouded
glasses.  “There’s lots o’ money,” said she, “and a braw house, and a
muckle garden wi’ bees and trees in’t, and a wheen boys speilin’ the
wa’s—you may be aye assured o’ bien circumstances, Miss Minto.”

Miss Minto, warmly conscious of the lawyer at her back, could have wished
for a fortune less prosaic.

“Look again; is there no’ a man to keep the laddies awa’?” suggested the
Provost, pawky body!

“I declare there is!” cried The Macintosh, taking the hint.  “See; there!
he’s under this tree, a’ huddled up in an awfu’ passion.”

“I can’t make out his head,” said the Provost’s lady.

“Some men hae nane,” retorted the spaewife; “but what’s to hinder ye
imaginin’ it like me?”

“Oh! if it’s imagination,” said the Provost’s lady, “I can hear him
swearin’.  And now, what’s my cup?”

“I see here,” said The Macintosh, “a kind o’ island far at sea, and a
ship sailin’ frae’t this way, wi’ flags to the mast-heid, and a man on

“I hope he’s well, then,” said the Provost’s lady, “for that’s our James,
and he’s coming from Barbadoes: we had a letter just last week.  Indeed
you’re a perfect wizard!”  She had forgotten that her darling James’s
coming was the talk of the town for ten days back.

Colin Cleland, rubicund, good-natured, with his shyness gone, next
proffered his palm to read.  His hand lay like a plaice, inelegant and
large, in hers, whose fresh young beauty might have roused suspicion in
observers less carried away in the general illusion.

“Ah! sir,” said she with a sigh, “ye hae had your trials!”

“Mony a ane, ma’am,” said the jovial Colin.  “I was ance a lawyer, for my

“That’s no’ the kind o’ trial I mean,” said The Macintosh.  “Here’s a
wheen o’ auld tribulations.”

“Perhaps you’re richt, ma’am,” he admitted.  “I hae a sorry lot o’ them
marked doon in auld diaries, but gude-be-thanked I canna mind them unless
I look them up.  They werena near sae mony as the rattlin’ ploys I’ve

“Is there no’ a wife for Mr Cleland?” said the Provost—pawky, pawky man!

“There was ance, I see, a girl, and she was the richt girl too,” said The

“Yes, but I was the wrang man,” said Colin Cleland, drawing his hand
away, and nobody laughed, for all but The Macintosh knew that story and
made it some excuse for foolish habits.

“I’m a bit of a warlock myself,” said Dr Brash, beholding the spaewife’s
vexation at a _faux-pas_ she only guessed herself guilty of.  “I’ll read
your loof, Miss Macintosh, if ye let me.”

They all insisted she should submit herself to the Doctor’s unusual art,
and taking her hand in his he drew the mitten off and pretended to scan
the lines.

“Travel—h’m—a serious illness—h’m—your life, in youth, was quite
adventurous, Miss Macintosh.”

“Oh! I’m no’ that auld yet,” she corrected him.  “There’s mony a chance
at fifty.  Never mind my past, Dr Brash, what about my future?”

He glanced up a moment and saw her aunt and uncle listening in amusement,
unaware as yet that he knew the secret, then scanned her palm again.

“The future—h’m! let me see.  A long line of life; heart line
healthy—h’m—the best of your life’s before you, though I cannot say it
may be the happiest part of it.  Perhaps my—h’m—my skill a little fails
here.  You have a strong will, Miss—Miss Macintosh, and I doubt in this
world you’ll aye have your own way.  And—h’m—an odd destiny surely ’s
before you—I see the line of Fame, won—h’m—in a multitude of characters;
by the Lord Hairry, ma’am, you’re to be—you’re to be an actress!”

The company laughed at such a prophecy for one so antiquated, and the
Doctor’s absurdity put an end to the spaeing of fortunes, but he had
effected his purpose.  He had found the words that expressed the hope,
half-entertained, so far, of Ailie, and the fear of her brother Dan.
They learned before they left that he had not spoken without his cue, yet
it was a little saddened they went home at midnight with their ward in


FORTUNATELY Kate’s marriage came to distract them for a while from the
thought of Bud’s future.  The essential house had been found that was
suitable for a captain, yet not too dearly rented,—a piece of luck in a
community where dwellings are rarely vacant, and every tenant over eighty
years of age has the uneasy consciousness that half a dozen pairs
betrothed have already decided upon a different colour of paint for his
windows, and have become resigned, with a not unpleasing melancholy, to
the thought that in the course of nature his time cannot be long.

The Captain—that once roving eagle-heart subdued by love for the maid of
Colonsay—so persistently discouraged any yachting trips which took the
_Wave_ for more than a night or two from her moorings, that Lady Anne and
her husband, knowing the heart themselves, recommended immediate
marriage; and Miss Bell, in consequence, was scouring the countryside for
Kate’s successor in the kitchen, but hopeless of coming on one who could
cook good kail, have a cheery face, and be a strict communicant.  “I can
get fine cooks that are wanting in the grace of God, and pious girls who
couldn’t be trusted to bake a Christian scone,” she said; “it’s a choice
between two evils.”

“Of two evils choose the third, then,” said Dan to his sister, flushed
and exhilarated by a search that, for elderly maiden ladies, makes up for
an older hunt.  “The sport’s agreeing with you.”

It was a great distress to Bud that the wedding should take place in the
house and not in church, as seemed most fitting.  She felt a private
ceremony deprived her of a spectacle, with Miss Amelia Duff playing the
wedding march on the harmonium, and the audience filing up the aisle in
their Sunday clothes, the carriage of their hats revealing character.

“Why, you’re simply going to make it look like a plain tea!” she
protested.  “If it was my marriage, Kate, I’d have it as solemn and grand
as Harvest Sunday.  A body doesn’t get married to a man in brass buttons
every other day, and it’s a chance for style.”

“We never have our weddings in the church,” said Kate.  “Sometimes the
gentry do, but it’s not considered nice; it’s kind of Roman Catholic.
Forbye, in a church, where would you get the fun?”

If Bud hadn’t realised that fun was the main thing at Scottish weddings,
she got hints of it in Kate’s preparation.  Croodles and hysterics took
possession of the bride: she was sure she would never get through the
ceremony with her life, or she would certainly do something silly that
would make the whole world laugh at her and dreadfully vex the Captain.
Even her wedding-dress, whose prospect had filled her dreams with
gladness, but deepened her depression when it came from the
manteau-makers: she wept sad stains on the front width, and the
orange-blossom they rehearsed with might have been a wreath of the bitter
rue.  Bud wanted her to try the dress on, but the bride was aghast at
such an unlucky proposition; so she tried it on herself, with sweet
results, if one did not look at the gathers in the back.  They practised
the ceremony the night before, Kate’s sister from Colonsay (who was to be
her bridesmaid) playing the part of a tall, brass-buttoned bridegroom.

“Oh, Kate!” cried Bud pitifully, “you stand there like’s you were a
soda-water bottle and the cork lost.  My goodness! brisk up a bit.  If
it’s hard on you, just remember it isn’t much of a joke for Charles.
Don’t you know the eyes a the public are on you?”

“That’s just it,” said poor Kate.  “I wouldn’t be frightened a bit if it
wasn’t for that, for I’m so brave.  What do you do with your hands?”

“You just keep hold of them.  Mercy! don’t let them hang like
that,—they’re yours; up till now he’s got nothing to do with them.  Now
for the tears—where’s your handkerchief?  That one’s yards too big, and
there isn’t an edge of lace to peek through, but it’ll do this time.
It’ll all be right on the night.  Now the minister’s speaking, and you’re
looking down at the carpet and you’re timid and fluttered and nervous and
thinking what an epoch this is in your sinful life, and how you won’t be
Kate MacNeill any more but Mrs Charles Maclean, and the Lord knows if you
will be happy with him—”

The bride blubbered and threw her apron over her head as usual: Bud was
in despair.

“Well, you are a silly!” she exclaimed.  “All you want is a gentle tear
or two trickling down the side of your nose, enough to make your eyes
blink but not enough to soak your veil or leave streaks.  And there you
gush like a waterspout, and damp your face so much the bridegroom’ll
catch his death of cold when he kisses you!  Stop it, Kate MacNeill,—it
isn’t anybody’s funeral: why, weddings aren’t so very fatal; lots of folk
get over them—leastways in America.”

“I can’t help it!” protested the weeping maid.  “I never could be
melancholy in moderation, and the way you speak you make me think it’s
running a dreadful risk to marry anybody.”

“Well,” said Bud, “you needn’t think of things so harrowing, I suppose.
Just squeeze your eyes together and bite your lip, and perhaps it’ll
start a tear: if it don’t, it’ll look like as if you were bravely
struggling with emotion.  And then there’s the proud glad smile as you
back out on Charles’s arm—give her your arm, Minnie,—the trial’s over,
you know, and you’ve got on a lovely new plain ring, and all the other
girls are envious, and Charles Maclean and you are one till death do you
part.  Oh, Kate, Kate! don’t grin; that’s not a smile, it’s a—it’s a
railroad track.  Look—”  Bud assumed a smile that spoke of gladness and
humility, confidence and a maiden’s fears,—a smile that appealed and

“I couldn’t smile like that to save my life,” said Kate in a despair.  “I
wish you had learned me that instead of the height of Popacatthekettle.
Do you think he’ll be angry if I don’t do them things properly?”

“Who? Charles!  Why, Charles’ll be so mortally scared himself he wouldn’t
notice if you made faces at him, or were a different girl altogether.
He’ll have a dull dead booming in his ears, and wonder whether it’s
wedding-day or apple-custard: all of them I’ve seen married looked like
that.  It’s not for Charles you should weep and smile; it’s for the front
of the house, you know,—it’s for the people looking on.”

“Toots!” said Kate, relieved.  “If it’s only for them, I needn’t bother.
I thought that maybe it was something truly refined that he would be
expecting.  It’s not—it’s not the front of a house I’m marrying.  Tell me
this and tell me no more—is there anything special I should do to please
my Charles?”

“I don’t think I’d worry,” said Bud on reflection.  “I daresay it’s
better not to think of anything dramatic.  If I were you I’d just keep
calm as grass, and pray the Lord to give me a good contented mind and
hurry up the clergyman.”

But yet was the maiden full of a consciousness of imperfection, since she
had seen that day the bride’s-cake on view in the baker’s window,—an
edifice of art so splendid that she felt she could never be worthy of it.
“How do you think I’ll look?” she asked.  And Bud assured her she would
look magnificently lovely.

“Oh, I wish I did,” she sighed.  “But I’m feared I’ll not look so lovely
as I think I do.”

“No girl ever did,” said Bud.  “That’s impossible; but when Charles comes
to and sits up he’ll think you’re It: he’ll think you perfect.”

“Indeed I’m far from that,” said Kate.  “I have just my health and napery
and a liking for the chap, and I wish I wasn’t near so red.”

Bud was able to instruct her in the right deportment for a bride, but had
no experience in the management of husbands: for that Kate had to take
some hints from her mistress, who was under the delusion that her brother
Dan was the standard of his sex.

“They’re curious creatures,” Bell confided.  “You must have patience, ay,
and humour them.  They’ll trot at your heels like pussy for a
cheese-pudding, but they’ll not be driven.  If I had a man I would never
thwart him.  If he was out of temper or unreasonable I would tell him he
was looking ill, and that would make him feared and humble.  When a man
thinks he’s ill, his trust must be in the Lord and in his woman-kind.
That’s where we have the upper hand of them!  First and last, the thing’s
to be agreeable.  You’ll find he’ll never put anything in its proper
place, and that’s a heartbreak, but it’s not so bad as if he broke the
dishes and blackened your eyes, the way they do in the newspapers.
There’s one thing that’s the secret of a happy home—to live in the fear
of God and within your income, faith! you can’t live very well without

“Oh, mem! it’s a desperate thing a wedding,” said the maid.  “I never, in
all my life, had so much to think about before.”

There were stricken lads in these days!  The more imminent became her
utter loss, the more desirable Kate became.  But sentiment in country
towns is an accommodating thing, and all the old suitors—the whistlers in
the close and purveyors of conversation lozenges—found consolation in the
fun at the wedding, and danced their griefs away on the flags of the
Dyces’ kitchen.

A noble wedding!  All the cookery skill of Kate and her mistress was
expended on it, and discretion, for the sake of the incredulous, forbids
enumeration of the roasted hens.  Chanticleers in the town crowed roupily
and ruefully for months thereafter.  The bridegroom might have stepped
over the wall to the wedding chamber, or walked to it in a hundred paces
up the lane: he rode instead in a carriage that made a stately and
circuitous approach round John Turner’s Corner, and wished the distance
had been twenty times as long.  “It’s not that I’m feared,” said he, “or
that I’ve rued the gyurl, but—but it’s kind of sudden!”—a curious
estimate of a courtship that had started in the burial-ground of Colonsay
so many years before!

A noble wedding—its revelry kept the town awake till morning.  From the
open windows the night was filled with dancing tunes, and songs, and
laughter; boys cried “Fab, fab!” in the street, and a fairy lady—really a
lady all grown up, alas!—stood at a window and showered pence among them.

Long before the wedding-party ended, Bud went up to bed, but she lay for
hours awake in the camceil room hearing the revelry of the kitchen.  She
had said good-bye to the blissful pair whose wedding was the consequence
of her own daft pranks as letter-writer: she would miss the maid of
Colonsay.  The knowledge that ’tis an uncertain world, a place of change
and partings, comes to us all sooner or later in one flash of
apprehension and of grief: for the first time Bud felt the irrevocable
nature of the past, and that her happy world under this roof was,
someway, crumbling, and the tears came to her eyes.

A hurried footstep sounded on the stairs, a rap came to her door, and the
bride came in, unbid, in the darkness, whispering Lennox’s name.

Her only answer was a sob from the girl in bed.

“Miss Lennox!” said the bride distressed; “what ails you?  I’ve come up
to say good-bye: it wasn’t a right good-bye at all with yon folk looking.
Oh, Lennox, Lennox! _ghaol mo chridhe_! my heart is sore to be leaving
you, for the two of us were so merry!  Now I have a man, and a good man
too; it was you that gave me him, but I have lost my loving friend.”  She
threw herself on the bed, regardless of her finery, and the Celtic fount
of her swelled over in sobs and tears.


IT took two maids to fill Kate’s place in the Dyces’ household—one for
the plain boiling of potatoes and the other for her pious atmosphere, as
the lawyer argued; and a period of discomfort attended on what Bell
called their breaking-in.  No more kitchen nights for Lennox, now that
she was a finished young lady and her friend was gone: she must sit in
the parlour strumming canzonets on Grandma Buntain’s Broadwood, taming
her heart of fire.  It was as a voice from heaven’s lift there came one
day a letter from London in which Mrs Molyneux invited her and one of her
aunts for an Easter holiday.

“Indeed and I’ll be glad to be quit for a week or two of both of you,”
said Bell to her niece and Ailie.  “Spring-cleaning, with a couple of
stupid huzzies in the kitchen,—not but what they’re nice and willing
lassies,—is like to be the sooner ended if we’re left to it ourselves.”

A radiant visage and lips in firm control betrayed how Lennox felt.  She
had never been in London—its cry went pealing through her heart.  Ailie
said nothing, but marvelled how blithely and blindly her sister always
set foot on the facile descent that led to her inevitable doom of
deprivation and regret.

“The Grand Tour!” said Uncle Dan; “it’s the fitting termination to your
daft days, Lennox.  Up by at the Castle there’s a chariot with imperials
that conveyed the Earl on his, the hammercloth most lamentably faded: I
often wonder if his lordship takes a sly seat in it at times when no
one’s looking, and climbs the Alps or clatters through Italian towns
again when Jones the coachman is away at his tea.  It’s a thing I might
do myself if I had made the Tour and still had the shandrydan.”

“Won’t you really need me?” Aunt Ailie asked her sister, and half hoped,
half feared spring-cleaning should postpone the holiday; but Bell
maintained it should be now or never, more particularly as Lennox’s dress
was new.

                                * * * * *

Oh, London, London! siren town! how it bewitched the girl!  Its cab-horse
bells were fairy; its evening, as they entered, hung with a myriad magic
moons and stars.  The far-stretching streets with their flaming jewel
windows, the temples in the upper dusk, and the solemn squares crowding
round country trees; the throngs of people, the odours of fruit-shops,
the passion of flowers, the mornings silvery grey, and the multitudinous
monuments rimed by years, thunder of hoofs in ways without end, and the
silence of mighty parks,—Bud lay awake in the nights to think of them.

Jim Molyneux had the siren by the throat: he loved her, and shook a
living out of her hands.  At first she had seemed to him too old, too
calm, too slow and stately as compared with his own Chicago, nor did she
seem to have a place for any stranger: now he had found she could be
bullied,—that a loud voice, a bold front, and the aid of a good tailor
could compel her to disgorge respect and gold.  He had become the manager
of a suburban theatre, where oranges were eaten in the stalls, and the
play was as often as not “The Father’s Curse”; but once a day he walked
past Thespian temples in the city, and, groaning at their mismanagement,
planned an early future for himself with classic fronts of marble, and
duchesses advertising him each night by standing in rows on the pavement
awaiting their carriages.  Far along Grove Lane, where he dwelt in a
pea-green house with nine French-bean rows and some clumps of bulbs
behind, one could distinguish his coming by the smartness of his walk and
the gleam of the sunshine on his hat.  He had one more secret of
success—teetotalism.  “Scotch and soda,” he would say, “that’s what ails
the boys, and makes ’em sleepier than Hank M’Cabe’s old tom-cat.  Good
boys, dear boys, they’ve always got the long-lost-brother grip, but
they’re mighty prone to dope assuagements for the all-gone feeling in the
middle of the day.  When they’ve got cobwebs in their little
brilliantined belfries, I’m full of the songs of spring and merry old
England’s on the lee.  See? I don’t even need to grab; all I’ve got to do
is to look deserving, and the stuff comes crowding in: it always does to
a man who looks like ready-money, and don’t lunch on cocktails and

“Jim, boyette,” his wife would say, “I guess you’d better put ice or
something on your bump of self-esteem;” but she proudly wore the jewels
that were the rewards of his confidence and industry.

Bud and Ailie, when they thought of home in these days, thought of it as
a picture only, or as a chapter in a book covered in mouldy leather, with
_f_’s for _s_’s.  In their prayers alone were Dan and Bell real
personages; and the far-off little town was no longer a woodcut, but an
actual place blown through by the scented airs of forest and sea.  Bell
wrote them of rains and hails and misty weather; Grove Lane gardens
breathed of daffodils, and the city gleamed under a constant sun.  They
came back to the pea-green house each day from rare adventuring, looking,
in the words of Molyneux, as if they were fresh come off the farm, and
the best seats in half a dozen theatres were at their disposal.  “Too
much of the playhouse altogether!” Bell wrote once, remonstrating.  “Have
you heard that man in the City Temple yet?”

In Molyneux’s own theatre there was a break in the long succession of
melodrama and musical comedy.  He privately rejoiced that, for two ladies
of such taste as Ailie and her niece, he could display a piece of the
real legitimate—“King John,”—though Camberwell was not very likely to
make a week of Shakespeare very profitable to his treasury.  Ailie and
Bud were to go on Tuesday; and Bud sat up at night to read an acting copy
of “King John” till every character took flesh in her imagination, and
the little iron balcony behind the pea-green house became the
battlemented walls of Angiers, to whose postern came trumpeters of

They sat in the drawing-room, astonished at her speeches—

   “You men of Angiers, open wide your gates,
   And let young Arthur, Duke of Bretagne, in,
   Who by the hand of France this day hath made
   Much work for tears in many an English mother.”


   “I am not mad: this hair I tear is mine;
   My name is Constance; I was Geffrey’s wife;
   Young Arthur is my son, and he is lost!”

“Bravo, Bud!” would Molyneux cry, delighted.  “Why, if I was an
actor-manager, I’d pay you any salary you had the front to name.  Ain’t
she just great, Millicent?  I tell you, Miss Ailie, she puts the blinkers
on Maude Adams, and sends Ellen ’way back in the standing-room only.
Girly, all you’ve got to learn is how to move.  You mustn’t stand two
minutes in the same place on the stage, but cross ’most every cue.”

“I don’t know,” said Bud dubiously.  “Why should folk have fidgets on a
stage?  They don’t always have them in real life.  I’d want to stand like
a mountain—_you_ know, Auntie Ailie, the old hills at home!—and look
so—so—so awful, the audience would shriek if I moved, the same as if I
was going to fall on them.”

“Is that how you feel?” asked Jim Molyneux, curiously surveying her.

“Yes; that’s how I feel,” said Bud, “when I’ve got the zip of poetry in
me.  I feel I’m all made up of burning words and eyes.”

“Child, you are very young!” said Mrs Molyneux.

“Yes,” said Bud; “I suppose that’s it.  By-and-by I’ll maybe get to be
like other people.”

Jim Molyneux struck the table with his open hand.  “By George!” he cried,
“I wouldn’t hurry being like other people; that’s what every gol-darned
idiot in England’s trying, and you’re right on the spot just now as you
stand.  That’s straight talk, nothing but!  I allow I favour a bit of leg
movement on the stage—generally it’s about the only life there is on it;
but a woman who can play with her head don’t need to wear out much
shoe-leather.  Girly—” he stopped a second, then burst out with the
question: “How’d you like a little part in this ‘King John’?”

A flame went over the countenance of the girl, and then she grew
exceedingly pale.  “Oh!” she exclaimed—“Oh! Jim Molyneux, don’t be so

“I mean it,” he said, “and I could fix it, for they’ve got an Arthur in
the caste who’s ill and bound to break down in a day or two if she had an
understudy—and if I—  Think you could play a boy’s part?  There isn’t
much to learn in Arthur, but that little speech of yours in front of
Angiers makes me think you could make the part loom out enough to catch
the eye of the cognoscenti.  You’d let her, wouldn’t you, Miss Ailie?
It’d be great fun.  She’d learn the lines in an hour or two, and a couple
of nights of looking on would put her up to all the business.  Now don’t
kick, Miss Ailie; say, Miss Ailie, have this little treat with us!”

Ailie’s heart was leaping.  Here was the crisis,—she knew it,—what was
she to do?  She had long anticipated some such hour—had often wrestled
with the problem whether, when it came, the world should have her Bud
without a struggle for the claims of Bell and the simple cloistered life
of the Scottish home.  While yet the crisis was in prospect only, she
could come to no conclusion.  Her own wild hungers as a girl, recalled
one night in the light of kitchen candles, had never ceased to plead for
freedom,—for freedom and the space that herself had years ago
surrendered: now it was the voice of the little elder sister, and the
bell of Wanton Wully ringing at evening humble people home.

“Just this once!” pleaded Mr Molyneux, understanding her scruples: Bud’s
face mutely pleaded.

Yes, “just this once!”—it was all very well, but Ailie knew the dangers
of beginnings.  It would not even be, in this case, a beginning; the
beginning was years ago—before the mimicry on the first New Year’s
morning, before the night of the dozen candles, or the creation of The
Macintosh: the child had been carried onward like a feather in a stream.

“I really don’t mind much, myself,” said Ailie at last; “but I fancy her
Aunt Bell would scarcely like it.”

“Not if she knew I was going to do it,” said Lennox quickly; “but when
the thing was over she’d be as pleased as Punch—at least, she’d laugh the
way she did when we told her I was dressed as Grandma Buntain at the

The sound of Will Oliver’s curfew died low in Ailie’s mind, the
countenance of Bell grew dim: she heard, instead, the clear young voice
of Bud among the scenery and sat with an enraptured audience.  “If you
are all so anxious for it, then—” she said, and the deed was done!

She did not rue it when the night of Bud’s performance came, and her
niece as the hapless young Bretagne welcomed the Dauphin before the city
gates: she gloried in the natural poignancy that marked the painful scene
with Hubert come to torture, but she almost rued it when Molyneux, having
escorted them in an inexplicable silence home, broke out at last in
fervent praise of his discovery as soon as the girl had left them for her

“I’ve kept clutch of myself with considerable difficulty,” he said, “for
I didn’t want to spoil girly’s sleep or swell her head, but I want to
tell you, Millicent, and you, Miss Ailie, that I’VE FOUND MY STAR!  Why,
say! she’s out of sight!  She was the only actor in all that company
to-night who didn’t know she was in Camberwell: she was right in the
middle of medieval France from start to finish, and when she was picked
up dead at the end of the fourth act she was so stone-cold and stiff with
thinking it she scared the company.  I suspect, Miss Ailie, that you’re
going to lose that girl!”


IT was a wet night in November.  With a chuckle of horse’s hoofs on
shining streets, Dan Dyce, with Bell and Ailie, drove from Molyneux’s
fine new home to the temple of his former dreams—the proud Imperial.
They sat in silence in the darkness of the cab, and in silence drifted
into the entrance-hall of the theatre to mingle with the pompous world
incongruously—with loud vain-glorious men, who bore to the eye of Bell
some spirit of abandonment and mockery, with women lovely by the gift of
God, or with dead-white faces, wax-red lips, and stealthy sidelong eyes.
One there was who, passing before them, released a great fur cloak from
her shoulders with a sudden movement, and, as it slowly slipped down her
marble back, threatened an utter nakedness that made Bell gasp and clutch
at her sister’s arm.

“Look!” said Ailie eagerly—before them was a portrait of a woman in the
dress of Desdemona.  The face had some suggestion that at times it might
be childlike and serene, but had been caught in a moment of alarm and
fire, and the full black eyes held in their orbs some frightful
apprehension, the slightly parted lips expressed a soul’s mute cry.

“What is it?  Who is it?” asked Bell, pausing before the picture with a
stound of fear.

“It is Bud,” said Ailie, feeling proud and sorrowful—for why she could
not tell.  “There is the name: ‘Winifred Wallace.’”

Bell wrung her hands in the shelter of her mantle and stood bewildered,
searching for the well-known lineaments.

“Let us go up,” said Dan softly, with no heed for the jostling people,
for ever self-possessed, sorrowful to guess at his sister’s mind.

“Yes, yes, let us go up out of this crowd,” said Ailie, but the little
woman hung before the portrait fascinated.  Round her washed the waves of
rustling garments like a surf on the shore at home; scents wafted;
English voices, almost foreign in their accent, fell upon her ear all
unnoticed since she faced the sudden revelation of what her brother’s
child, her darling, had become.  Seekers of pleasure, killers of
wholesome cares, froth of the idle world eddied around her chattering,
laughing, glancing curious or contemptuous at her grey sweet face, her
homely form, her simple Sabbath garments: all her heart cried out in
supplication for the child that had too soon become a woman and wandered
from the sanctuary of home.

“We are blocking the way here, Bell.  Let us go up,” again said Ailie,
gently taking her arm.

“Yes,” said her brother.  “It’s not a time for contemplation of the
tombs—it’s not the kirkyard, Bell.  You see there are many that are
anxious to get in.”

“Oh, Lennox, Lennox!” she exclaimed, indifferent to the strangers round
about her, “my brother’s child!  I wish—oh, I wish ye were at home!  God
grant ye grace and wisdom: ‘Then shalt thou walk in thy way safely, and
thy foot shall not stumble.  When thou liest down, thou shalt not be
afraid: yea, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet.’”

They went up to the box that Molyneux had kept for them, to find his wife
there nursing an enormous bouquet of flowers, all white as the driven
snow.  “A gorgeous house!” she told them.  “Everybody that’s anybody, and
in the front push.  Half a hundred critics, two real Count Vons, a lot of
benzine brougham people who never miss a first night—there are their
wives, poor dears! shining same as they were Tiffany’s windows.  My!
ain’t our Bud going to have a happy night!”

They sat and looked for a while in silence at the scene before them, so
pleasing to the mind that sought, in crowds, in light and warmth and
gaiety, its happiest associations; so wanting in the great eternal calm
and harmony that are out of doors in country places.  Serpent eyes in
facets of gems on women’s bosoms; heads made monstrous yet someway
beautiful and tempting by the barber’s art; shoulders bare and bleached,
devoid of lustre; others blushing as if Eve’s sudden apprehension had
survived the generations.  Sleek shaven faces, linen breastplates,
opera-glasses, flowers, fans, a murmur of voices, and the flame over all
of the enormous electrolier.

It was the first time Bell had seen a theatre.  Her first thought was one
of blame and pity.  “‘He looked on the city and wept’!” said she.  “Oh,
Ailie, that it were over and we were home!”

“All to see Miss Winifred Wallace!” said Mrs Molyneux.  “Think of that,
Miss Dyce,—your darling niece, and she’ll be so proud and happy!”

Bell sighed.  “At least she had got her own way, and I am a foolish old
country-woman who had different plans.”

Dan said nothing.  Ailie waited too, silent, in a feverish expectation;
and from the fiddles rose a sudden melody.  It seemed the only wise and
sober thing in all that humming hive of gaudy insects passing, passing,
passing.  It gave a voice to human longings for a nobler, better world;
and in it, too, were memory and tears.  To the people in the box it
seemed to tell Bud’s story—opening in calm sweet passages, closing in the
roll of trumpet and the throb of drum.  And then the lights went down,
and the curtain rose upon the street in Venice.

The early scenes were dumb and vacant, wanting Bud’s presence: there was
no play for them till she came slowly into the council chamber where sat
the senators, timidity and courage struggling in her port and visage.

“No, no; it is not Bud,” Bell whispered.  “It is not our lassie, this one
is too tall and—and too deliberate.  I fear she has not dared it at the
last, or that she has been found unsuitable.”

Ailie leaned forward, quivering, feeding her eyes.  “It’s no one else,”
said she.  “Dear Bud, _our_ Bud!  Those two years’ training may have made
her someways different, but she has not changed her smile.  Oh! I am so
proud, and sure of her!  Hus-s-sh!”

   “I do perceive here a divided duty:
   To you I am bound for life and education;
   My life and education both do learn me
   How to respect you; you are the lord of duty:
   I am hitherto your daughter: but here’s my husband.”

Desdemona’s first speech broke the stillness that had fallen on the
house: her face was pale, they saw the rapid heaving of her bosom, they
heard a moment’s tremor in her voice matured and wonderful, sweet as a
silver bell.  To the box where she knew her friends were sitting she let
her eyes for a second wander as she spoke the opening lines that had so
much of double meaning—not Desdemona, but the loving and wilful child
asking forgiveness, yet tenacious of her purpose.

To Ailie came relief and happiness and pride: Dan held a watching brief
for his elder sister’s prejudices and his own philosophy.  Bell sat in
tears which Shakespeare did not influence.  When next she saw the stage
with unblurred eyes Desdemona was leaving with the Moor.

“My dears,” said Mrs Molyneux, “as Desdemona she’s the Only One! and Jim
was right.  It’s worth a thousand times more trouble than he took with
her.  He said all along she’d dazzle them, and I guess her fortune’s
made, and it’s going to be the making of this house too.  I feel so proud
and happy I’d kiss you right here, Mr Dyce, if it wouldn’t mess up my

“A black man!” said Bell regretfully.  “I know it is only paint, of
course, but—but I never met him; I do not even know his name.”

It seemed as if the play had nothing in it but the words and acts of
Desdemona.  At each appearance she became more confident, charged the
part with deeper feeling, found new meaning in the time-worn words.  Even
Bell began to lose her private judgment, forget that it was nothing but a
sinful play, and feel some pity for Othello; but, as the knavish coils
closed round her Desdemona, the strain became unbearable.

“Oh! I cannot stand it any longer,” she exclaimed, when the voice of
Lennox quavered in the song before her last good-night, and saying so,
pushed back her seat into the shadows of the box, covering her ears with
her fingers.  She saw no more; she heard no more till the audience rose
to its feet with thunders of applause that swelled and sunk and swelled
again as if it would never end.  Then she dared to look, and saw a
trembling Desdemona all alone before a curtain bowing.

“What is the matter?  What is the matter?  Why are they crying that way
on her?” she asked, dumbfounded.

“Why, don’t you see they’re mad!” said Mrs Molyneux.

“Oh, dear! and I thought she was doing splendidly.”

“Glad mad, I mean.  She has carried them off their feet, and I’ll bet Jim
Molyneux is standing on his hands behind that drop and waving his legs in
the air.  Guess I needn’t waste this bouquet on a girl who looks like the
morning hour in Covent Garden.”

Molyneux burst into the box in a gust of wild excitement.  “Come round,
come round at once—she wants to see you,” he exclaimed, and led them
deviously behind the scenes to her dressing-room.

She stood at the door, softly crying; she looked at them—the grave old
uncle; Ailie who could understand, the little Auntie Bell,—it was into
the arms of Bell she threw herself!


“THE talk of the whole of London!  The beauteous Lady Anne herself’s not
in it with her!” said Will Oliver, scratching behind his ears.  “Man, is
it no’ just desperate?  But I’ll warrant ye there’s money in it, for it’s
yonder folk are willing to pay well for their diversion.”

“Are you sure,” said P. & A., “it’s not another woman altogether?  It
gives the name of Wallace in the paper.”

The bellman, sitting on a soap-box, slapped his thigh and said, “I’m
telling ye; I had it long ago from Kate MacNeill that her name on the
stage was going to be Wallace—Winifred Wallace, and there it is in print.
Tra—tragedienny, tragediennys are the head ones in the trade: I’ve seen
them in the shows—tr-r-r-emendous women!”

The Provost, who had just stepped into P. & A.’s for his Sunday sweeties,
smiled tolerantly and passed his taddy-box.  “Bud Dyce,” said he, “is
never likely to be round this way in a caravan to do the deid-drap three
times every night for front-seats sixpence.  I doubt we have seen the
last of her, unless we have the money and the clothes for London

“It’s really her, then?” said the grocer.

“You can take Wull’s word for that,” said the Provost, “and I have just
been talking to her uncle.  Her history’s in the morning paper, and I’m
the civic head of a town renowned for genius.”

Wanton Wully went out to drift along the street in the light of the
bright shop-windows before which bairns played “chaps me,” making choice
of treasures for their gaudiness alone, like most of us, who should know
better.  He met George Jordon.  “Geordie,” said he, “you’ll have heard
the latest?  You should be in London: yon’s the place for oddity,” and
George, with misty comprehension, turned about for the road to London
town.  Out of the inn came Colin Cleland, hurried, in his hand the
business-looking packet of tattered documents that were always his excuse
for being there.

“Winifred Wallace—Great Tragedienny!  It’s a droll thing life, according
to the way you look at it.  Stirring times in London, Mr Cleland!
Changed her name to Wallace, having come of decent worthy people.  We
know, but we’ll not let on.”

“Not a word!” said Colin Cleland comically.  “Perhaps she may get better
and the thing blow by.  Are you under the impression that celebrity’s a
thing to be ashamed of?  I tell you she’s a credit to us all.”

“Lord bless me! do you say so?” asked Wull Oliver.  “If I was a
tragedienny I would be ashamed to show my face in the place again.  We
all expected something better from the wee one—she was such a caution!
It was myself, as you might say, invented her: I gave her a start at
devilment by letting her ring the New Year bell.  After that she always
called me Mr Wanton, and kindly inquired at me about my legs.  She was
always quite the leddy.”

Miss Minto’s shop was busy: a boy was in with a very red face demanding
the remnants that by rights should have gone home with his mother’s
jacket, and the Misses Duff were buying chiffon.

“This is startling news about young Lennox Dyce,” remarked Miss Minto.
“It’s caused what you might call a stir.  There’s not a weekly paper to
be had for love or money.”

“She was always most peculiar,” said Miss Jean.

“Bizarre,” cooed Miss Amelia,—it was her latest adjective.

“I was sure there was something special about in her since the very first
day I saw her,” said the mantua-maker.  “Yon eye, Miss Duff!  And what a
sweet and confident expression!  I am so glad she has pleased them up in
London; you never can depend on them.  I am thinking of a novel blouse to
mark in what I think will be a pleasing way the great occasion—the
Winifred Wallace Waist I’m calling it: you remember the clever Mr

“I doubt we never understood her,” said Miss Jean.  “But we make a
feature now of elocution,”

“Not that we wish to turn out great tragediennes,” said Miss Amelia.
“There’s happiness in humbler vocations.”

“I daresay there is,” confessed Miss Minto.  “I never thought of the
stage myself; my gift was always dressmaking, and you wouldn’t believe
the satisfaction that’s in seeing a dress of mine on a woman who can do
it justice.  We have all our own bit art, and that’s a wonderful
consolation.  But I’m very glad at that girl’s progress, for the sake of
Mr Dyce—and, of course, his sisters.  Miss Ailie is transported, in the
seventh heaven, and even her sister seems quite pleased.  ‘You’ll have a
high head to-day,’ I said to her when she was passing from the coach this

“And what did she say to that?” inquired Miss Jean, with curiosity.

“You know Miss Dyce!  She gave a smile and said, ‘But a humble heart—it’s
the Dyces’ motto.’”

The doctor put his paper down, having read the great news over several
times with a singular satisfaction that surprised his sisters, who were
beat to see much glory in a state of life that meant your name on every
wall and the picture of your drawing-room every other week in ‘Homely
Notes.’  Drawing on his boots, he took a turn the length of the lawyer’s

“Faith!  London has the luck of it,” he said on entering.  “I wish I was
there myself to see this wonderful Desdemona.  I hope you liked your
jaunt, Miss Bell?”

“It wasn’t bad,” said Bell, putting out the cards.  “But, mercy on me!
what a silly way they have of baking bread in England—all crust outside,
though I grant it’s sweet enough when you break into it.”

“H’m!” said Dr Brash, “I’ve seen Scotch folk a bit like that.  She has
rung the bell, I see; her name is made.”

“It is, they tell me,” answered Bell, “but I hope it will never change
her nature.”

“She had aye a genius,” said Mr Dyce, cutting the pack for partners.

“She had something better,” said Miss Ailie, “she had love;” and on the
town broke forth the evening bell.

                                * * * * *

                                 THE END.

                                * * * * *


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