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Title: Polite Satires - Containing The Unknown Hand, The Volcanic Island, Square Pegs
Author: Bax, Clifford
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    THE UNKNOWN HAND,          7


    SQUARE PEGS,              35





SCENE. _A Room in_ JULIET'S _Flat. Back centre, a fire. To
its right, a chair; to its left, an easy chair and a small table.
Two envelopes and a new novel lie on the table._ JULIET _is
seated in the easy chair, looking into the fire_.

  JULIET (_dreamily_). Hans Andersen, when he was old and frail,
    Said that his life had been a fairy-tale.... (_Looking up._)
    That's what mine is! Think of it--by a freak
    Of Fortune to be famous in one week,
    And with my first book! Would it have made quite
    Such a commotion had I dared to write
    Under my name? Who knows? But if you've penned
    A merciless portrait of your dearest friend,
    You simply can't avow it. And a book
    That bears a man's name has a weightier look
    Somehow. My novel! Why, it seems an age
    Since last I gloated on the title-page. (_She takes up the novel
          from the table._)
    'The Strong Man's Library. Number Seventeen.
    "Calypso and Her Loves," by Galahad Green.
    Second Impression.' Then down there, quite small.
    The modest publishers--Chapman and Hall.

(_Turning to the envelopes on the table._)

    Oh, and they've sent me--Is it from Chapman? Yes--
    Another batch of cuttings from the Press.
    Quite a lot, too! I'll give them just a glance
    Before I go to supper.

(_Taking the envelope which is on top, she extracts a number of Press
cuttings, looks through them hastily and tosses them back on to the
table one by one._)

                           '_True romance._'
    W. J. Turner--'_Shows a man's desire
    To write for men.... Much promise._' J. C. Squire.--
    '_At times like Gosse...._' Who wrote that? Squire again,
    But in a different paper--'_Stuff for men....
    Gosse-like at moments._' Edward Shanks--'_No learner,
    A finished craftsman._' W. J. Turner--
    '_Impressive._' J. C. Squire.--'_His novel ranks
    Among the best books of the season...._' Shanks.--
    '_Impressive._' Shanks.--'_Almost the true Gosse fire...._'
    Turner again. '_A man's book._' J. C. Squire.--
    My poor head swims! How very queer to find
    Ten papers, three reviewers and one mind.
    They're like the Isle of Man. Suppose I beg
    Prettily? Would they make me their fourth leg?
    Here's praise enough. Indeed, you'd think I knew them--
    Or that they hoped I might in turn review them.

(_Looking again at the table, she picks up the second envelope._)

    And here? Oh, horror! Helen's writing--hers,
    I'm sure, and what wild spluttering characters!
    Their wildness might be due to haste, but not
    The Maenad fury of that final blot.
    She's read the book, and recognized with rage
    The portrait of herself on every page,
    In every line. She couldn't miss it. Why
    Didn't I make Calypso small and shy,
    Dark and not fair? Whatever made me draw
    Helen complete, even to her slightest flaw?
    Everything's there--green eyes, the Chelsea flat,
    The craze for Morny bath-salts, even that!...
    I let Calypso live at such a pace
    Too, that I daren't look Helen in the face,
    I simply daren't. But stay! She might have seen
    The book: she can't think I am Galahad Green.
    There's hope. I'll soon see what she has to say.... (_She opens
          the letter._)
    'My dearest Juliet'--'dearest,' anyway!--
    'I'm furious, but I shan't say what about
    Until we meet. Promise you won't be out
    This evening. I shall call at eight o'clock.
    Helen.' At least her letter saves the shock
    Of meeting unprepared, and I'll be able
    To sweep these wretched cuttings from the table
    What _is_ the time? Exactly eight. Oh dear,
    At any minute now she may be here
    Storming my ears off. What a risk I took!
    And then--she's just the girl to read a book,
    Find her own portrait there, done all too well,
    And taxi-ing to the publishers pell-mell
    Demand to have the author's home-address.
    Chapman and Hall, however great their stress,
    Would never give it, would they? When we met
    Their manager seemed such a perfect pet....

(_A bell rings. Noise outside._)

    There she is.

(HELEN _rushes in--still wearing her furs_.)

  HELEN (_dramatically_). Juliet!

  JULIET.           Well, what's wrong, my dear?

  HELEN. Nothing--at least--I _am_ so glad you're here.

(_She takes both of_ JULIET'S _hands_.)

  JULIET. I read your letter just in time. The fact
    Is that it caught me in the very act
    Of going out to supper.

  HELEN.            But you'll stay
    Now? It's important--what I've come to say--
    And yet so horrible that I've scarce the heart
    To speak of it. I don't know how to start.

  JULIET. I guess. You've jilted John! I always said
    You would. Or has he jilted you instead?

  HELEN (_breaking_). Oh, don't be flippant, Juliet. Can't you see
    It's not a laughing matter? Should I be
    In such a state about a love-affair?
    I'm not pre-Shaw.

  JULIET.           Then why----

  HELEN.                         As if I'd care
    Because John tried to leave me. He'll as soon
    Do that as find an oil-field in the moon.
    No--this is something serious.

  JULIET.           Won't you take
    Your furs off, and sit down?

  HELEN.            For goodness' sake
    Don't vex me with that calm superior tone!
    Once you were sympathetic, but you've grown
    More and more selfish every month. Of late
    I've hardly seen you. _Now_ I come here straight
    From being insulted, being driven half-mad,
    By some sly undiscoverable cad,
    And there you sit, impassive and content,
    Like Middle-Age upon a monument
    Smiling at grief.

  JULIET.           I don't flare up like you,
    Helen. But wait! I've been insulted, too.

  HELEN. Really? But listen! If I keep it back
    A minute more, it means a nerve-attack.
    Juliet--I've read a book----

  JULIET.                   A novel?

  HELEN.                          Yes--
    A new one. But however did you guess?
    It's only just out.

  JULIET.              Surely you can't mean----

  HELEN (_holding up a copy_). 'Calypso and Her Loves'!

  JULIET (_doing likewise_).    By Galahad Green!
    Now, that's extraordinary--the very same!

  HELEN. You've read it? Oh, it makes me blush for shame.

  JULIET. Stick by me--even now. I know you will.

  HELEN. What? I? Dear Juliet, you can love me still!

  JULIET. To see them set down--all one's little tricks....

  HELEN. To have one's soul supplied at eight-and-six....

  JULIET. Or hired from Mudie's, read by every clerk--

  HELEN. And every sniggering waitress after dark.

  JULIET. I could have stood a mere divorce. But this!

  HELEN. Every one _must_ know who Calypso is.

  JULIET. Of course. I simply daren't be seen about.

  HELEN. Who _is_ this Galahad Green? I can't find out.

  JULIET. A blood-sucker, a literary flea!

  HELEN. I'll sue the cad for libel. Just you see!

  JULIET. You dear! It ought to be _my_ action, though.

  HELEN. Yours? You can't mind as much as I, you know.

  JULIET. Can't I! You think I'd stay in England now?

  HELEN. What? Leave your home? No, that I can't allow.

  JULIET. Won't you come, too? To-morrow I shall start.

  HELEN. Of course you're sweet to take it so to heart--

  JULIET. Who wouldn't--with her reputation gone?

  HELEN. It must be such a bitter pill for John!

  JULIET. What would John care because I'm painted black?

  HELEN. You?

  JULIET.           In this book, this dastardly attack--
    Yet, you dear noble girl, at least it's shown
    That to you my misfortunes are your own.

  HELEN. Juliet--what _do_ you mean? Sometimes your gibes
    Are most ill-timed. You know the book describes

  JULIET. You're not serious?

  HELEN.            I? Of course I am....
    And now that I've discovered what a sham
    You were with all your sympathy, I could hurl
    The foul book at your head. You heartless girl!
    Is this a time to mock me, to pretend
    You care so much about your slandered friend
    That you won't stay in England? If that's your
    Notion of fun, it isn't mine, be sure.

  JULIET. I wasn't being funny--not a bit,
    Really. It's simply that the cap does fit--
    I _am_ Calypso!

  HELEN.            Well, I never heard
    Such nonsense in my life. It's too absurd.
    Oh, if I could but think that one or two
    Readers might fancy it was meant for you,
    I'd take some pleasure in my life again,
    Dance, have a feast of oysters and champagne,
    Buy a new winter frock and hat, instead
    Of wishing, as I do, that I were dead.
    For you deserve it--you that make a joke
    Out of my misery.

  JULIET.           Helen--when I spoke
    Of being Calypso, didn't I, to my shame,
    Own the wild sins that cluster round her name?
    Alas, I meant it.

  HELEN.            Nobody could be
    So blind as not to know it's me--I--me:
    And since you're now my enemy, I shall go
    At once. But after this, I'd have you know,
    Our friendship's dead--for always! Please forget
    You ever knew me.

  JULIET.           Helen, don't go yet....

  HELEN. I must. And let me say that if you call
    To-morrow you'll have wasted time, that's all.
    I shan't go home to-night.

  JULIET.           Where will you sleep?

  HELEN. Battersea Bridge is high, and the Thames deep.

  JULIET. You wicked child! You mustn't talk like that.

  HELEN. A plunge and then----

  JULIET.           With such a pretty hat?

  HELEN (_returning_). You never said you liked it.

  JULIET.           No. I've been
    So worried all day by this Galahad Green.
    For really, Helen, once and for all be certain
    It's not from _your_ life that he's wrenched the curtain.
    You can still face the world. You've not the least
    Cause to abominate the loathsome beast--
    Except as I'm your friend: and since I know,
    Now, that your strange mistake has hurt you so,
    Believe me, I rejoice--yes, even rejoice--
    That I, not you, suffer by Galahad's choice.
    I bear it willingly. Must I prove my case?
    Give me one moment, while I find the place....

(_She opens the book and searches through it feverishly._)

  HELEN (_opening copy_). Oh, if it comes to evidence...! But indeed
    I simply can't go through it!

  JULIET.                       Let me read
    Page twenty-four: 'Between him and his wife
    A deep gulf lay. She wanted to see life
    Through her own eyes, but he preferred, she knew,
    The monocle of _The Saturday Review_'--
    There! Don't you see? That paper's just the one
    I always said would patronize the sun.

  HELEN. That? Why, look here--page forty-two--'Her eyes
    Were green, her honey-coloured----'

  JULIET.           Mere disguise!
    He _had_ to change a little here and there.
    Listen: 'She glowered----'

  HELEN.            'Her honey-coloured hair
    Lay in profusion on her shoulders----'

  JULIET.           'Then
    She thought "It's time----"

  HELEN.            'To win the love of men--
    "What's that?" she cried. "I ever hated sin----"

  JULIET. "But now I'll change. To-morrow I'll begin....
    My sins are many. Can they be washed away?"'

  HELEN. 'So she used Morny bath-salts every day.
    Often she'd sponge herself for hours, and dream
    Of love, veiled only by the bashful steam.
    Sometimes, perhaps, an over-amorous drop
    Would trickle down----'

  JULIET (_shocked_).  Helen, my dear--do stop!

  HELEN. But that's conclusive!

  JULIET.           I admit
    That she had beauty, savoir-faire, and wit,
    But she was wicked, too, reckless and haughty----

  HELEN. I can't pretend that I was never naughty.

  JULIET. Naughty, perhaps; but you could never trip so
    Continually as Mr. Green's Calypso.

  HELEN. I do believe you think I wouldn't dare
    Calypso's deeds. I've done them all--so there!

  JULIET. Well, you shall have the truth. I'll make a clean
    Breast of it. Who, you ask, is Galahad Green?
    I know him!

  HELEN.            Juliet! And he dares affirm
    That I was not.... The lily-livered worm!

  JULIET. But if he writes a letter to the Press
    Declaring that he never saw you----

  HELEN.            Yes,
    And makes me look a fool. What can I do
    When every one I meet says 'Is it you....
    That wicked gorgeous creature, that wild thing
    Ecstatic and unmoral as the Spring...?'
    Of course I owned it.

  JULIET.           Helen--I can still
    Save you. I'll make him write----

  HELEN.        No, no!

  JULIET.           I will--
    And now, at once. The telephone!

  HELEN (_stopping_ JULIET).    But I say
    You're not to!

  JULIET (_struggling_). Let me go! We can't delay.

  HELEN. Juliet, for goodness' sake don't be so dense!

  JULIET. What _do_ you mean?

  HELEN.            Where's your intelligence,
    Your tact, your feminine intuition? Where
    Your sympathy? Must I lay my soul quite bare?

  JULIET (_returning and collapsing into her chair_). So far as I'm
    concerned you're talking Greek.

  HELEN. They've sold nine thousand copies in one week.

  JULIET. Why, one would think, in spite of all that's passed,
    You liked the book.

  HELEN.            So you've got there at last!
    You _are_ an also-ran.

  JULIET.           Good heavens!

  HELEN.                          I had
    To _say_ that I was furious, and not glad;
    But what girl wouldn't feel some little stir
    Of pride when all the town's in love with her?
    You don't know half that's happened. This new novel
    Has simply made all other writers grovel.
    Bennett's gone mad with envy. J. C. Snaith
    Is in decline. Galsworthy's a mere wraith.
    Chesterton, having burnt his cap and bells,
    Drowned himself in a butt of Malmesey. Wells
    Vowed to the Press he'd never write again.
    May Sinclair, Violet Hunt, and Clemence Dane
    Have gone--forevermore to breathe the air
    Of Iceland. Poor Hugh Walpole's in despair.
    Now do you see my point? Didn't you lie
    When you said that Calypso wasn't I?

  JULIET. Yes.

  HELEN.            And the author learnt it all from you.
    I think you owe me something.

  JULIET.           Very true....
    What do you want?

  HELEN.            Oh, Juliet--since I've been
    His model, do you think that Mr. Green
    Would possibly--just some day--take me out
    To supper?

  JULIET.    When? To-night?

  HELEN.                     Could he?

  JULIET.                              No doubt.

  HELEN. Let's ring him up.

  JULIET (_stopping her_). Who said that _I_ was dense?

  HELEN. But if he's free----?

  JULIET.           Use your intelligence,
    Your feminine intuition.

  HELEN.            Yes, but how?

  JULIET. Galahad does invite you here and now.
    All is not masculine that's Green.

  HELEN (_collapsing_). Your book!

  JULIET. Here are my notices, if you care to look.

  HELEN. My dear!... And all those famous novelists, too--
    Just shrivelling up with jealousy of _you_!

  JULIET. Ah, but the poets! They are delighted--they
    Whose rustic hearts envy could never sway.
    Read what they've said.

  HELEN.            I'm sure it's very sweet.
    But somehow I can never keep my seat
    On Pegasus.

  JULIET.           Pegasus! No one rides _him_ now:
    But ah, how steadily up Parnassus' brow,
    With farmyard straw, not vine-leaves, in his hair,
    Squire Turner Pounds on Shanks's de la Mare!







SCENE. _The sitting-room of a flat in Knightsbridge. Back: centre,
a fireplace with fire burning; right, a cupboard containing tea
things; left, a tall lacquered screen. Front: a table on which are
illustrated papers and a parcel of books tied with string; a chair to
each side of the table._

_The outside door is heard closing._

  DOROTHEA (_without_). Kate!

(_She enters, right, in a fashionable Spring walking costume._)

    So I've caught her! Gone at half-past three--
      Gone to 'the pictures' with her young man Bill.
    I hope she'll not be foolish.... Now for tea.

(_She puts a kettle on the fire and brings a plate of cakes to the

      Ah! So the Mudie books have come--but still
    Nothing from James. He really is _too_ shy--
      And Mother always whispers when we meet,
    'Well, dear, no startling news?' I wish he'd try!
      What have they sent me from New Oxford Street?
    'Poems,' by Marshlight.... Quite a charming face....
      _Four_ portraits!... And how good it is to find
    A note that tells the very hour and place
      When each mouse-lyric shook that mountain mind!...
    And here? Oh Mudie! Sending _this_ to _me_!
      'A Bed of Roses. George....' I'll try again....
    'Peeled Onions'! Now, whatever might _they_ be?
      Of course! New tales by Ethel Colburn Mayne.
    How hypodermic! What she does without!
      What whittling of mere obvious fact! Indeed
    I sometimes tremble when her books come out
      For fear there won't be any words to read....
    The last two? These--hobnobbing all this time,
      Not rent to rags, not mutually destroyed?
    For here's that famous work, 'Soul from the Slime,'
      By Jung, and here 'Slime from the Soul,' by Freud.
    They may be _risqué_ but how up to date--
      And James need never know I've read them.... Stop!
    Surely? It is! A telegram! Oh, Kate,
      You little fool, to dump the books on top!
    Reply paid, too.... (_Reading_) 'Wylde, 15 Claridge Hill.
      Would you accept me for your husband? James....'
    At last!... What answer? If I say I will,
      The _Morning Post_ will paragraph our names
    With me as 'Dorothea, second child'--
      Et cetera--and _The Tatler_, I expect,
    Will have a picture, 'Cupid's Bag. Miss Wylde,
      Sir James Adolphus Porter's bride-elect,
    A well-known figure both where Fashion reigns
      And where our young intelligenzia meet....'
    But shall I? If he read more, had more brains,
      More fire, and just a little less conceit!

  A VOICE (_behind the screen_). Marry him at your peril!

  DOROTHEA (_not hearing_).       He's a man
      Of wealth and rank--an O.B.E.--and yet
    To marry without love.... Some people can.

  THE VOICE.        I gave you honest warning. Don't forget!

  DOROTHEA (_as before_). Most girls would jump at such an offer. Why
      Should I resent so much his pompous air,
    His embonpoint?

  THE VOICE.        It isn't you, but I!

  DOROTHEA (_as before_). Or possibly, as Freud and Jung declare,
    Far under what we know ourselves to be
      Another self lies hidden. Am I, then----

  THE VOICE. Like a volcanic island in the sea----

  DOROTHEA (_half hypnotized_). Of which no more is visible to men
    Than the mere summit--fair with azure light
      And flowers and birds and grain to sow and reap----

  THE VOICE. While the huge base goes shelving out of sight
      To coral-caves and monsters of the deep.

  DOROTHEA. How queer to think that while one part of me
      Is almost fond of James, another part

  THE VOICE.        Doubtful? Just you wait and see!

  DOROTHEA. Oh, for some ceremony, some magic art,
    To call up the subconscious mind!

  THE VOICE.        Then hold
      Jung with your right hand, with your left hand Freud,
    And clap them thrice.

  DOROTHEA (_following these directions_). Of course, I'm far too old....
      I ought to be more rationally employed....
    But still----

(DOROTHY WILD _darts out from behind the screen. She is a barbaric
figure clad in furs and wearing a tiara of feathers._)

  DOROTHY.          O-hai! And so at last I'm free!

  DOROTHEA (_recoiling_). Good gracious!

  DOROTHY.          Don't you know me?

  DOROTHEA.                      What's your name?

  DOROTHY. Dorothy Wild. You end yours with an 'e'
      And spell it with a 'y'--as though for shame
    Of owning sisterhood with trees and birds
      And dragonflies; as though you'd never run
    Beside the foam, shouting ecstatic words
      In the wind's ear, nor let the immortal sun
    Have your whole body till Something, not of time,
      Like an elixir flowed through every vein.
    You? You lack pith. You'd never love through crime;
      But when _I_ love, I dare--and brook no chain!

  DOROTHEA. You're rather frightening. Still, do take a seat!

  DOROTHY (_sitting on the table_). Chocolates! One for me?

  DOROTHEA (_politely_).       Oh, not at all----

  DOROTHY. Wild roses, love and chocolate--aren't they sweet?

  DOROTHEA. Yes--well ... I do hope nobody will call.
    We've not been introduced, but is it true
      That you're my own Subconscious?

  DOROTHY.          There, you see
    The insolence of the Conscious! Part of you!
      Really! And why not you a part of me?
    How much of Time have _you_ known? Twenty years;
      But I, whom not ten thousand can make old,
    Have worshipped trees, loved naiads, boxed the ears
      Of mountain satyrs, touched the Fleece of Gold,
    And ridden great centaurs. When I catch the strain
      Of Homer's verse I hear his very lyre
    Trembling: for me Hector is newly slain,
      And it was yesterday Troy fell in fire.
    They who at last have found me little guess
      Whither I lead. They fancy that one blow
    Has brought down Heaven in fragments. Nonetheless,
      I shall build what they think I overthrow!
    And you? You're just a weir that tames my power.
      I am the rushing car and you the brake
    That checks me: I the root and you the flower;
      I the true girl----

  DOROTHEA.         Please try another cake.
    No doubt you're right, but Freud says----

  DOROTHY.          Not a word
      Against my good Columbus!

  DOROTHEA.         Hardly! Still,
    I always thought from what I read and heard
      That you were quite a monster.

  DOROTHY.          As you will,
    I have my faults.

  DOROTHEA.         You do seem--shall I say
      A trifle--crude?

  DOROTHY.          I'm what you'd like to be.

  DOROTHEA. Oh, really! I'm not prim--I'm rather gay--
      But that's no frock for going out to tea.
    I _should_ blush!

  DOROTHY.          Little hypocrite! Why, look--
    What's that--oh you that have no eyes for men?

  DOROTHEA. The 'Life of Gosse'--a very proper book.

  DOROTHY. And underneath? La Vie Parisienne!

(_Turning to the bookshelves._)

    Then, here's Boccaccio, Havelock Ellis, too,
      James Joyce rebound to look like Samuel Smiles,
    Montaigne, Pierre Louys----

  DOROTHEA.         Any one but you
      Would know I read them only for their styles.
    I've stood enough. Please go!

  DOROTHY.          But where to go?
      We two make up one girl.

  DOROTHEA.         Behind the screen.

  DOROTHY. Not yet!

  DOROTHEA. But I've important things----

  DOROTHY.          I know--
    That's why I came. This telegram, you mean----

  DOROTHEA. Mind your own business!

  DOROTHY.          But it _is_ mine, quite
      As much as yours. You'll take him? You insist?
    _I_ won't!

  DOROTHEA. How terrible! In this modern light
      Poor James looks almost like a bigamist....

  DOROTHY. Marry that hippopotamus if you dare!

  DOROTHEA. Chairmen of Boards must be a little fat.

  DOROTHY. James never rises but he 'takes' the chair.

  DOROTHEA. He owns five cars, four houses, and a flat.

  DOROTHY. Those and the seven deadly virtues, too.

  DOROTHEA. He's forty-nine and never loved before.

  DOROTHY. Why not? No girl would think of him but you.

  DOROTHEA. A solid quiet man----

  DOROTHY.                    A solid bore!

  DOROTHEA. Now, Dorothy, be reasonable. Sit down
      Like a well-mannered girl, or--if you must--
    Crouch like a tigress there and fret and frown,
      But don't break in. I think it's only just
    That I--for, after all, I really am
      The civilized and reputable Miss Wylde--
    Should have the answering of this telegram.
      Say what you will, you're nothing but a child
    Who lies among the daffodils of Spring,
      Lost in a book of marvels. At a glance
    I know you--how you're dreaming of some king
      From over the blue mountains of romance
    Who'll set you on a charger black as night,
      And, spurring on by dragon-haunted caves,
    Come to his castle just when the sunset-light
      In Fairyland floats on the girdling waves.
    But kings aren't like that now. They puff cigars,
      Wear bowlers and check-suits, and fill the gaps
    Left between opening Parliament and bazaars
      By betting on the racecourse. Or perhaps
    You want some hero from a Conrad tale
      Who'd stand, white-ducked, against the torrid blue
    And shoot down tribes with bullets fast as hail:
      But think, my dear--he simply wouldn't do.
    Picture it. We should take him out to dine--
      The ladies would withdraw--he'd start to speak
    About old Lingard, while they passed the wine,
      And go on with the story for a week.
    No! We must have it clear. I much regret
      This violent tug-of-war between our aims
    But--I'm determined.

  DOROTHY.          Have you finished yet?
      Right. Then you can, but I won't, marry James.

  DOROTHEA. Why not?

  DOROTHY. Why not? Answer my questions. One:
    Does he beat time to music with his hand?

  DOROTHEA. Well----

  DOROTHY. Two: and talk of 'featuring,' 'Japs,' 'the Hun'?

  DOROTHEA. Oh, sometimes----

  DOROTHY.          Three: and does he understand
    That wicked frocks don't mean a wicked life?

  DOROTHEA. But, of course, there's no one perfect!

  DOROTHY.          Four:
    Wouldn't he read the golf news to his wife?
      Five: Can he tell--the next day--what you wore?
    Six: If he knows an author, will he wait
      To get a copy free or buy the book?
    Seven: Is he fond of curate stories? Eight:
      If, when you're dressed, you wonder how you look
    And ask him, as you're driving to the dance,
      Doesn't he, after everything you've done,
    Say 'Oh, all right'--without a single glance?
      Nine: If you flirt a little, for the fun
    Of being a woman, would he think you light?
      Ten: Does he say, when dining in Soho,
    'I don't think we shall need champagne to-night--
      But if you really want it, let me know?'

  DOROTHEA. Oh please! I don't--in fact, I can't--
      Dispute the list. I'll openly admit
    That James is not the man I used to want....

  DOROTHY. Splendid! Now, where's his wire? We'll answer it
      With one majestic 'No.'

  DOROTHEA (_stopping her_).     Not yet. Be kind!
      Think what I lose in losing James, and then
    You'll change your mind--your portion of our mind.
      I want a man to kiss----

  DOROTHY.          But why not ten?

  DOROTHEA. My dear! I want the life of modern man.
      I want to quote the works of Douglas Cole,
    Think all men base except the artisan,
      And smile at God, religion, and the soul.
    I want to find new genius everywhere.
      I want to sit in drawing-rooms and say
    'Rossetti, Watts? Of course, they can't compare
      With Roger, or the smallest Fry, to-day.'
    So, won't you be an angel? Share the flat
      In honourable retirement! Don't you see
    You should?

  DOROTHY.          Subconscious! Well, I may be that--
      But no great eras come apart from me.
    What though to-day I have less power than you?
      The wheel will turn; and shall I not be there
    To run with roses down Fifth Avenue
      And make a Roman revel in Mayfair?
    No! I maintain my right to have a say
      In this, our marriage; therefore comprehend
    Once and for all that I shall not give way!

  DOROTHEA. I've done my best to treat you as a friend.
    You're just a little selfish pig! In fact,
      I don't know why you ever left your screen!

  DOROTHY. I didn't come to argue but to act,
      And now I will!

  DOROTHEA.         Whatever do you mean?

  DOROTHY. I came to kill you.

  DOROTHEA.         What?

  DOROTHY.          You see this knife?
      The ghost of Caesar Borgia gave me this,
    And with it some advice on taking life.
      He only wished, he said, the chance were his!

  DOROTHEA. But don't you know? One's not allowed to kill.

  DOROTHY. Pooh! A mere whimsy of the Conscious Mind.

  DOROTHEA. But listen!

  DOROTHY.          No!

  DOROTHEA.            You can't!

  DOROTHY.                       I will!
      Pray to the gods whom Freud has left behind!

(DOROTHY _lunges with the knife at_ DOROTHEA, _who escapes by darting
to the left of the table. She raises her right hand high._)

  DOROTHEA. Stop! I pronounce on you this dreadful spell!
      Abracadabra: complex: transference:
    Theriomorphia--now it's working well--
      Father-imago: schizophrenia----

  DOROTHY.          Hence!
    Spare me!

  DOROTHEA. Appendage-function: surrogate:
      Enantiodromia--doesn't that one hurt?--
    Libido: endopsychic----

  DOROTHY.          Wait, oh wait!

  DOROTHEA. Persona: hypermnesia: extrovert!
    Yield, in the holy names of Jung and Freud!

  DOROTHY. I yield! I beg for nothing but fair play.


  DOROTHY. By a simple plan that would avoid
      All further wrangling.

  DOROTHEA.         Well, what is it?

  DOROTHY.                           Say
    That you write half the telegram, and I
      The other half! That would be just.

  DOROTHEA.         Absurd!
      The first to write could give the whole reply.

  DOROTHY. A woman, and you don't want the last word?...

  DOROTHEA (_producing a coin_). If you lose, you're not to call
        me names.

  DOROTHY. Heads!

  DOROTHEA. You _have_ lost. Who is the better now?...
    'Would you accept me for your husband.--James'--
      So runs the question, and the answer----

  DOROTHY (_anxiously_).  How?

  DOROTHEA. Read it!

  DOROTHY (_in dismay_). 'Of course I would!'

  DOROTHEA.         It's not so much
      That I want James, as that you've made me cross.
    In fact, if your behaviour had been such----

  DOROTHY (_who, after a little puzzling is now in the act of writing_).
      I'm glad to hear that you'll survive the loss.

  DOROTHEA (_in slow horror_). You've spoilt it! Let me see!... 'Of course
          I would....
      'Of course I would be damned first....' Little cat!

  DOROTHY. Don't be a silly child. As if you could
      Abandon me for such a fool as that!
    O Zurich! O Vienna! Can you be
      So psychoanalytically dense
    As not to grasp that by considering me
      You gain a double health of spirit and sense?

  DOROTHEA. I'll never find the man of my desire!

  DOROTHY. Then break your heart over a silver birch.

  DOROTHEA. But this! No girl could send off such a wire.

  DOROTHY. Shock him--or else he'll get you to the church!

  DOROTHEA. You're right. How often, and with how much pain,
      We burst a lock to find--an empty room!
    But that's all over. Let's be friends again
      And so stay always!

  DOROTHY.          Till the crack of doom....
    And here's _my_ gage! Accept the knife I took
      From Borgia (how he'll rail at me, poor ghost!)
    And with it--cut the master's newest book.

  DOROTHEA. Where are you going?

  DOROTHY.          Going? To the post.

  DOROTHEA. Don't hurry. Stop awhile, and take from _me_
      A pledge of golden friendship unalloyed--
    A cup of tea! With milk and sugar?

  DOROTHY (_with profound contempt_).     Tea!
      'Oh, for a draught....' But here's to Jung!

  DOROTHEA (_raising her cup_).           And Freud!








SCENE. _A Garden. Entrance right and left. Left, a table and two
chairs._ (_The general effect should suggest a little lawn which
leads outward in several directions._)

(_The arrival of a taxicab is heard, off. Enter, left_,
HILDA _in summer hat and dress and with a light cloak on her
arm. She carries a folding-map and a small book._)

  HILDA (_speaking off, left_). What's that? 'The taximeter points,'
          you say,
    'To fifteen shillings'? Well, didn't I pay
    A pound? What? No, I _haven't_ 'made a slip.'
    Surely five shillings was a handsome tip.

(_Sound of a motor-horn growing fainter._)

    The creature's gone. These taxi-men!... But wait:
    Suppose that isn't really Merlin's Gate,
    Nor this the garden where a girl who loathes
    Our Twentieth Century (all except its clothes)
    May turn the Book of Time to any page
    And move within some more romantic age?
    The map will show. Yes, there's the gate, and there's
    That wall, that table, these two empty chairs....
    Everything's right. How wonderful, how splendid,
    To know that here the roar of time has ended!
    Now, let me see ... (_Consulting her map._)
                    If I should take that road
    What century should I have for my abode?
    'To Ancient Rome.' Lovely! (_She starts to go out, right. Then stops._)
                    It might be serious,
    Though, if I chanced on Nero or Tiberius.
    The Romans were rough diamonds.... This way here--
    So the map says--would lead me to the year
    Ten-sixty-six. I won't be such a fool
    As go back where I stuck so long at school.
    William the First was always dull. I know
    He'd make me listen to him--standing so,
    With Bayeux hands, knee crookèd, and neck bowed--
    While he read all the Domesday Book aloud.
    I shan't go there.... Now, that's a pretty view! (_Referring to the
    'The Eighteenth Century: Boswell Avenue.'
    I might try that. But no--that won't do either.
    I'd have to wear a wig or tell them why there,
    Love coffee-houses more than trees and birds,
    And talk in such tremendously long words.
    I know, I know! If I can find the way
    I'll wander back into the sumptuous day
    When, in his gardens near the warm lagoon,
    Titian gave feasts under the stars and moon.
    That would be heavenly! Those were noble times.
    There was a grandeur even about the crimes
    Of people like the Borgias ... and their dresses,
    And the sweet way they wore their hair in tresses,
    And--oh, and everything! What was Titian's date?
    I mustn't err into a time too late;
    But how to make quite sure? Suppose I took
    My bearings by this little precious book--
    Addington Symonds?... Oh, that I knew more!
    Was it in fifteen-sixty or before?

(_Settling herself in one of the chairs she becomes absorbed in her
book. Enter, right_, GIOCONDA _carrying two or three modern novels_.)

  GIOCONDA (_speaking off right_). I thank you, gondolier. You drowned
          my nurse
    With true dramatic finish. Take this purse.
    So--I am in that Garden where time speeds
    Backward or forward as our fancy needs.
    How sick I am of cloaks and ambuscades,
    Of poison, daggers, moonlight serenades,
    Of those dull dances that are all _I_ trace--
    Pavane, lavolte, forlana, cinquepace--
    And the long pageant of our life at Venice!
    Now, in the Twentieth Century there is tennis,
    With cream and strawberries round a chestnut-tree,
    And day-long idling in the June-blue sea,
    And soda-fountains, too, and motor-cars,
    And Henley Weeks and Russian Ballet 'stars.'
    Oh, what a wealth of joy that century has!
    To think that I myself may learn to jazz!
    Truly, I judge it has no slightest flaw--
    The glorious age of Bennett, Wells, and Shaw.

(_She sets her books on the table and curtsies to them._)

    Gramercy, gentlemen,--inasmuch as you,
    Here in your works, have taught me what to do,
    How to play hockey, smoke, and bob my hair
    In nineteen-twenty, when at last I'm there.
    Which path would bring me there, I wonder? How
    Choose of so many? If I'm near it now
    I ought to hear the roaring of their trains,
    Their motor-horns, their humming monoplanes....

(_She listens intently for a moment._)

    The very bees are silent.... (_Seeing_ HILDA.)
                                 Who is that?
    Surely, unless the books have lied, her hat
    Came from renowned 'Roulette's,' in Portman Square!
    A Twentieth-Century girl! _She_ will know where
    The Spaniards gather and the Black Friars dwell.

(_Kissing her hand, right._)

    Farewell, Rialto! Bridge of Sighs, farewell!

(_She goes up to_ HILDA _and curtsies ceremoniously_.)

    Dear Signorina.... Signorina.... Deep
    In Bennett's fragrant works,----or can she sleep?
    Could _The Five Towns_ have bored her? Let me try
    Once more. Most noble Signorina----

  HILDA (_starting up_).      Why,
    Who are you, lady? By your dress and ways
    I think you must have come from Titian's days.

  GIOCONDA. Indeed, I do. Old Titian! How he talks!
    He did my portrait last July in chalks.
    But grant me the great liberty, I pray,
    Of asking what your name is----

  HILDA.                      Hilda Gray.

  GIOCONDA. How sweet and to the point!

  HILDA.                      And yours?

  GIOCONDA.                            Gioconda
    Francesca Violante Giulia della Bionda.

  HILDA. A poem in itself! The velvet verse
    Of Tasso is not softer to rehearse.
    What can have led you to forgo an age
    When life was an illuminated page
    From some superb romance?

  GIOCONDA.                   And what, I wonder,
    Can have torn you and your fair time asunder?

  HILDA. I'll tell you, for I'm sure you'll sympathize.
    I have a lover----

  GIOCONDA.                   That is no surprise.

  HILDA. And by the post this morning came a letter----

  GIOCONDA. From him?

  HILDA.            From him.

  GIOCONDA.                   What could have happened better?

  HILDA. Ah! naturally you think that Harry writes
    Of longing, suicide, and sleepless nights.
    Did he, I'd read his letters ten times over--
    But you don't know the Twentieth-Century lover.
    Oh, for a man who'd write through tears, all swimmily,
    And woo me with grand metaphor and simile!
    I couldn't bear the slang that Harry used
    In asking for my hand.

  GIOCONDA.                   So you refused!

  HILDA. Yes, and came here to seek a braver time.

  GIOCONDA. How odd! _I_ had a letter, all in rhyme,
    Brought by a lackey to my father's gate
    Just when dawn broke. As if I couldn't wait!
    He dashed up, panting; and his horse's mouth
    Was flecked with blood and foam....

  HILDA (_clasping her hands_). The passionate South!

  GIOCONDA. The fellow gave the letter, gasped, went red,
    And straightway horse and lackey fell down dead.
    I scanned the note, observed the flowery phrases
    In which the writer smothered me with praises;
    Compared them with the style of Bernard Shaw,
    And told him straightway that he might withdraw.

  HILDA. If I could see that letter!

  GIOCONDA.                   So you shall,
    Sweet friend--or, rather, right you are, old pal.
    I'll read it.    (_She produces a letter tied with rose-coloured

  HILDA.                      Do!... I see his passion's flood
    Demands red ink.

  GIOCONDA.                   Oh dear no--that's his blood.
    Now, listen. Did you ever hear a style
    Quite so absurd? I call it simply vile.      (_Reading._)
      'Adored Gioconda--glittering star
        Unsullied by the dusty world,
        Rich rose with leaves but half uncurled,
      New Venus in thy dove-drawn car--
      Have pity: drive thy wrath afar.
        Let Cupid's war-flag be upfurled,
        Lest by thy gentle hand be hurled
      The mortal bolt that leaves no scar.

      'So prays upon his aching knee
        Thy humble vassal, once the fear
      Of Christendom, but now--woe's me!--
        One whose wild prayers Love will not hear,
      Who treads the earth and has no home--
      Giulio Pandolfo, Duke of Rome.'

  HILDA. Gioconda, what a lover!

  GIOCONDA.         So _I_ think--
    His brain a dictionary, his blood mere ink.

  HILDA. _I_ mean how rare a lover! Would that mine
    Had brains to pen a letter half so fine!

  GIOCONDA. How does he write?

  HILDA.            Write! Would you deign to call
    _This_ 'writing'--this illiterate blotted scrawl?     (_Reading._)
      'Dear Hilda, if you buy _The Star_
        To-night, you mustn't for the world
        Suppose he got my hair uncurled--
      That blighter who kyboshed the car.
      He had the worst of it by far
        Because the hood on mine was furled.
        Good Lord! what steep abuse he hurled!
      Yours, Harry--with a nasty scar.

      'P.S.--The cut's above the knee,
        And won't be right just yet, I fear,
      Oh, and what price you marrying me?
        Anything doing? Let me hear.
      Ring up to-morrow, if you're home.
      Where shall we do our bunk? To Rome?'

    Now, wasn't that enough to make me mad?
    It is a shame! It really is too bad!
    'Dear Hilda'--plain 'dear!' And what girl could marry
    A man who, when proposing, ends 'yours, Harry?'

  GIOCONDA. I love his downright manner. In my mind
    I see him, a tall figure; and behind,
    His old two-seater. Yes, I see him plainly--

  HILDA.      Half bald.

  GIOCONDA.         Slow-moving----

  HILDA.                  And ungainly.

  GIOCONDA. A brow like H. G. Wells' my fancy draws,
    An eye like Bennett's and a beard like Shaw's.
    I know your Harry--just the English type,
    A silent strong man married to his pipe,
    With so few words, except about machines,
    That he can never tell you what he means:
    But were _I_ his, and we two went a-walking,
    What should that matter? _I_ could do the talking.

  HILDA. Surely you see, Gioconda, I require
    A lover who can make love with some fire.

  GIOCONDA. And I a lover so much overcome
    By deep emotion that it leaves him dumb.

  HILDA. No poetry? Then, so far as I can tell,
    The Twentieth Century ought to suit you well....
    I've an idea!

  GIOCONDA. What is it?

  HILDA.            This: that you
    Show me how best you'd like a man to woo.

  GIOCONDA. I will, I will!

  HILDA.            Imagine, then, that I
    Am she for whom you say you'd gladly die.
    This is my room at Baystead: that's the street:
    You must come in from there....     (_Leading her left._)
                     and then we meet.

  GIOCONDA. By Holy Church, a pretty sport to play!
    God shield you, Signorina Hilda Gray!      (_Exit left._)

  HILDA. Now--what's the time? It must be half-past four.
    It is. I'll give him just one minute more.

(_Looking at herself in a pocket-mirror, and making a toilet._)

    Goodness! I do look horrid.... Will he bring
    An emerald or a pearl engagement-ring?
    He comes! I'll take pearls as a last resort.

(_Enter, left_, GIOCONDA _carrying a pipe and a

  GIOCONDA. Well, and how _are_ you? In the pink, old sport?

  HILDA. I'm glad to see you, Harry. Do sit down.

  GIOCONDA. 'Some' heat to-day, what? Even here. In town
    Perfectly awful. Got a match?

(_She tries in vain to light the pipe from a match struck by_

                    I say,
    Old thing--you really look top-hole to-day.

  HILDA. Well, naturally: I knew that you were coming.

(GIOCONDA _pulls at her pipe in silence, pokes the floor with her
stick, and shifts it from hand to hand_.)

    You're very quiet.

  GIOCONDA (_with a start_).      Oh! what's that you're thumbing?

(_Goes over to_ HILDA _and looks over her shoulder_.)

  HILDA. Addington Symonds.

  GIOCONDA.               Any good?

  HILDA.                      Why--gorgeous!
    You ought to read it--all about the Borgias.

  GIOCONDA. What are they? Oh, I see! I had enough
    Up at the 'Varsity of that sort of stuff.
    I say--oh, blast the thing, this pipe's a dud! (_She puts the pipe
          on the table._)

  HILDA. You smoke too much. They say it slows the blood,
    And _that_ you simply can't afford.      (_Pause._)

  GIOCONDA.                   I say----

  HILDA. Well, what?

  GIOCONDA.                   You really look top-hole to-day.

  HILDA. How nice! But flattery always was your wont.      (_Pause._)

  GIOCONDA. I say----

  HILDA.            That's just it, Harry dear--you don't.

  GIOCONDA. I came to ask you something.... (_Producing a ring._)
                    Ever seen
    A ring like this? Not a bad sort of green.

  HILDA (_taking it_). Emeralds! I worship emeralds. They enthrone
    All the luxuriant summer in a stone.
    Do let me just see how it looks! The third
    Finger, I think, is generally preferred?
    How splendid! Won't she be delighted?

  GIOCONDA.         Who?

  HILDA. Your dear Aunt Kate.

  GIOCONDA.         I bought the thing for you.

  HILDA. Harry!

  GIOCONDA.         _You_ know--a what-d'you-call-it ring?

  HILDA. Engagement?

  GIOCONDA.         That's the goods. And in the Spring
    The parson gets our guinea. What about it?

  HILDA. See, how it fits! I couldn't do without it.

  GIOCONDA. Right-o! Then, that's that: good. But if you carry
    A diary, jot down, 'Next Spring, marry Harry'--
    You might forget. You keep a diary?

  HILDA (_bringing a small diary from her bag_).      Look--
    I did blush--buying an engagement-book!

  GIOCONDA. Well, how's the enemy? Good Lord! what a shock!
    D'you know, old bean, it's more than five o'clock?

  HILDA. You'll have some tea?

  GIOCONDA.         Can't. Sorry. Told two men
    I'd play a foursome with them at 5.10.
    You'd better make the fourth.

  HILDA.            I really can't.
    There are some new delphiniums I _must_ plant.

  GIOCONDA (_going out, left_). See you to-morrow, then.

  HILDA.            You'll drive me frantic
    If you're not just the teeniest bit romantic!

  GIOCONDA. It isn't done. You're absolutely wrong
    In asking me to do that stunt. So long!

(_She tosses the pipe and stick off, left._)

    There! Did I play it well? You'd be my wife?

  HILDA (_sighing_). My dear, you played old Harry to the life--
    His gaucherie....

  GIOCONDA.         His noble self-command....

  HILDA. The way he shifts his cane from hand to hand....

  GIOCONDA. A nervous trick that shows how much he feels....

  HILDA. All I know is--I'd have a man who kneels
    And pours out passion in a style as rippling
    As the best Swinburne--or at least as Kipling.

  GIOCONDA. Then I'll now be _your_ lady. To your part--
    Woo me as you'd be wooed!

  HILDA.            With all my heart!

(_Catching up her cloak, she flings it over her shoulder._)

    Last Miracle of the World, sainted, adored,
    Divine Gioconda--hear me, I beg!

  GIOCONDA.         My lord!

  HILDA. Dost know of passion? Is that heart so pure
    As not to guess what torments I endure
    Who for so long have sighed for thee in vain?
    And wilt thou have no pity on my pain?
    Wilt thou still spurn me as a thing abhorred
    Whose only crime is to love thee?

  GIOCONDA.         My lord----

  HILDA. Stay! I will brook no answer. For thy sake
    Did I not paint the town in crimson-lake?
    Have I not wrenched thee through thy nunnery-bars?
    And bear I not some ninety-seven scars
    Taken as I fought my way to thy fair feet?
    Think how thy relatives rushed into the street
    To save thee--how I put them to the sword
    And left them strewn about in heaps!

  GIOCONDA.         My lord----

  HILDA. Had I a boy's light love when I, to win
    Thy favour, cut off all thy kith and kin?
    Run through the list! Measure my love by that!
    Two great-grandfathers (one, I own, was fat);
    Five brothers; fourteen uncles; half a score
    Of nephews (and I dare say even more);
    A brace of maiden-aunts; a second-cousin;
    And family connections by the dozen.
    Does it not melt that pitiless heart of ice
    To see thyself secured at such a price?

  GIOCONDA. My lord----

  HILDA.            Or if indeed thy heart requires
    Flame fiercer than my love's Etnaean fires--
    Ask what thou wilt, but do not ask that I
    Live on. Command me, rather, how to die.
    Say in what style thou'dst have me perish here,
    So that at least my ardour win one tear!
    Choose what thou wilt--I'll execute thy charge--
    Nor fear to speak: my repertoire is large.
    I can suspend myself upon a rafter;
    Fall on my blade, and die with horrid laughter;
    Leap from a height; read Bennett's books; or swallow
    Poison--and, mark you, with no sweet to follow.

  GIOCONDA. My lord----

  HILDA.            Thy choice is made?

  GIOCONDA.                   My lord----

  HILDA.                               Alack!

  GIOCONDA. I have accepted thee ten minutes back.

  HILDA. Then--I will deign to live. My castle stands
    Four-towered among its olive-silvered lands.
    Away! Away! Thou art all heaven to me!

(_She drags_ GIOCONDA _right. They break._)

  GIOCONDA. Wonderful! That's Pandolfo to a tee!

  HILDA. I should adore him!

  GIOCONDA.         And I Harry, too
    If only you were I and I were you!
    But soft! since here we stand beyond the range
    Of Time, why don't we swop?

  HILDA.            You mean 'exchange'?
    Why not? We will!      (_Moving quickly, right._)
                    May Titian's age enfold me!

  GIOCONDA. Stop! Stop! You can't go yet. You haven't told me
    Where I can find the Twentieth Century.

  HILDA (_leading her front, and pointing to the audience_). Then,
    Behold its ladies and its gentlemen.

  GIOCONDA. What lovely people!... All the same, you know,
    They're not as I have pictured them.

  HILDA.            How so?

  GIOCONDA. They're all so still.... And then--my fancy boggles
    To see not one who's wearing motor-goggles.
    How can I get among them?

  HILDA.            You must jump
    Down there.

  GIOCONDA.         But that would mean a dreadful bump!

  HILDA. You want to go from fifteen-sixty sheer
    To nineteen-twenty. 'Tis a jump, my dear....
    And so--farewell! I come, I come at last--
    O fire and sound and perfumes of the Past! (_She goes out quickly,

  GIOCONDA. Her eyes were green. However hard he tries,
    Pandolfo never can resist green eyes.
    I know he'll die for her and not for me.
    Why did I let her go? It shall not be!

(HILDA _enters, right_.)

  HILDA. It shall not be! Why did I let her go?
    Harry will love her more than me, I know.

  GIOCONDA.         Hilda!

  HILDA.            Somehow, after all,
    I can't let Harry go beyond recall.
    I think of his good heart: I know how proud
    I'll be to watch him through a dusty cloud
    When his new car, balanced upon one tire,
    Rolls roistering through the lanes of Devonshire.

  GIOCONDA. I too, fair friend, perceive with sudden terror
    The greatness of my momentary error.
    I mustn't let you risk the enterprise....
    Pandolfo never could endure green eyes!

  HILDA. Let us each make the best of her own age!

  GIOCONDA. But sometimes you will write me--just a page?

  HILDA. I will indeed. And you?

  GIOCONDA.                   And so will I.

  HILDA. Gioconda, dear--good-bye!

(_Standing in the middle of the stage, they take hands and kiss. Then
they come to the front, left and right._)

    So ends our fantasy--the slight design
      Arisen and gone like sound in summer trees,

  GIOCONDA. The burden such as every mind may seize--
    That in all centuries life is goodly wine!

  HILDA. Which has the more of joy, her age or mine,
    We leave you to determine as you please.

  GIOCONDA. Mine has the painting-schools--the Sienese,
    Venetian and unchallenged Florentine.

  HILDA. Mine has the knowledge that our mortal pains
    Are fleeing from the skilled physician's arts.

  GIOCONDA. Mine the delight of unspoiled hills and plains,
    Fair speech, adventure, and romantic hearts.

  HILDA. And mine a sense that, by the single sun
    That all men share, the world for man is one.



  _Printed at the
  Plaistow, E.13_

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