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Title: Budge & Toddie - Helen's Babies at Play
Author: Habberton, John
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                           BUDGE AND TODDIE
                        HELEN’S BABIES AT PLAY


[Illustration: Cartoon representation of Title Page]

                            BUDGE & TODDIE

                            HELEN’S BABIES
                                AT PLAY

                           Being an account
                    of the further doings of these
                   marvelously precocious children.

                           By JOHN HABBERTON

                 AUTHOR OF HELEN’S BABIES, etc., etc..

               With fifty illustrations by TOD DWIGGINS

                          GROSSET AND DUNLAP
                               NEW YORK

                          COPYRIGHT, 1908, BY

                           GROSSET & DUNLAP

                           _BUDGE & TODDIE_

[Illustration: DEDICATION]

The Author of “Helen’s Babies” dedicated that book “To the Parents
of the Best Children in the World”; and his commercial hint appended
thereunto was so generally taken, that he is impelled by selfishness to
seek even a larger class to which to inscribe the present volume. He
therefore dedicates it to

=Those Who Know How to Manage Other People’s Children=.


The many indulgent men and women who liked “Helen’s Babies” so well
that they wished they had written it themselves would have changed
their minds could they have been compelled to read criticisms of a
certain kind that were inflicted upon the author as soon as his name
and mail address became known. Some people were in such haste to
relieve their minds that they rushed into print with their charges and
specifications, all of which were of service to the book, as so much
free advertising; at least, the publisher said it was, and his opinion
on such a matter was entitled to special respect.

Some of the critics were parents of the earnest, forceful, but
matter-of-fact kind that does not doubt its own infallibility in family
government and regards all children as scions of one unchanging stock
and needing to be treated exactly alike, no matter in what direction
their tendencies may be. A larger number were unmarried persons with
theories of their own which had not been marred in whole or in part by
anything so utterly commonplace and exasperating as experience. These
good people, whether uncles or aunts of children over whom they were
not allowed to exercise any authority, or mere bachelors and maids
unattached to anybody’ babies of any kind, joined in abusing Budge and
Toddie as the worst trained children that ever were tossed into print
and in declaring the boys’s Uncle Harry incomparably incapable as a
disciplinarian, unless, indeed, the parents of Budge and Toddie were
still less competent to bring up children in the way they should go.

Still another class was composed of professional teachers who had
taken long, serious courses of instruction in juvenile humanity, its
nature, possibilities, limitations, duties and mental conditions at
specified ages. Apparently these regarded a child as something created
for the special purpose of being subjected to personal, exact and
continuous domination by adults, and to be let alone only when the
adults themselves wearied of the strain. To prove the unfitness of the
boys’s uncle and their parents to have the care of children they quoted
fluently from standard authorities on education, all the way from
Aristotle, concerning whose children history is silent, to Froebel, the
founder of the kindergarten system, who was childless.

Others who joined in the effort to analyze this literary butterfly with
a mallet were of the class that could not understand why the misdeeds
and shortcomings of Budge and Toddie were not treated with reproofs and
warnings deduced from certain catechisms, of which infant depravity is
a popular feature. And there were the people that never read a book but
on compulsion. Anyone errs greatly who believes that this class lacks
intelligence, for the world has contained many wondrously clever people
who could not read or write; nevertheless, men and women who seldom
read anything do take any book seriously, no matter if it deserves
as little attention as last year’s almanac. Some of them sought out
the author, after reading “Helen’s Babies,” to tell him in good faith
what they would have done to Budge and Toddie to correct some alleged

It was useless to assure any of these unexpected critics that the
author was not himself the hero of his story, or that he had never been
manager of other people’s children when he was a bachelor, unless
unwillingly and for a few moments at a time, or that his book was not
in any sense a disclosure of the methods he would have followed had
such a responsibility been thrust upon him, or that it was no longer
fashionable for a man to write an amusing sketch for the purpose
of covertly inculcating a lot of moral principles, like so many
sugar-coated pills, or that for some years he had been joint owner of
some children to whose mental and moral well-being he had given more
thought and care than to his business interests and almost everything
else that men live for, and consequently he might be regarded as beyond
the need of volunteer counsel and admonition.

The criticisms continued until the author repented of having written
the story that was the cause of them. But one day a publisher asked
for some more--much more--about Budge and Toddie, to be published
serially, and the inducements he offered were so timely and convincing
that regrets and critics alike were laughed at. The stock of available
material was unlimited, for had not many mothers reproached the author
for not having put into print the tales they had told him of their
own boys’s doings--tales which they knew were far funnier than any
recorded in “Helen’s Babies”--and had not many other mothers given
him capital stories with positive orders to put them in shape for
publication and do so quickly? Besides, he had a store of similar
material in his own mind. How to use the aggregate mass of incident did
not readily appear to his mind’s eye, for he had been too long engaged,
professionally, in picking other men’s books to pieces to have found
time to learn how best to put together a book of his own. He had not
a novelist’s privilege of choosing from many meritorious models, for
tales about children, yet written principally to be read by adults,
were very few and of doubtful quality.

Suddenly out of nowhere, apparently, came the suggestion that the
possible experiences of some one, any one, of the critics who knew
exactly how other people’s children should be managed would be a good
framework for the desired story. Naturally the person most confident of
such ability would be the best character for the purpose, so it should
be a young, whole-hearted woman of positive nature, who loved children
dearly but had none of her own to disarrange her theories. Facts
have always been the most pestilent enemies of theories, and children
are facts, sometimes stubborn facts, always startling ones when they
encounter any theory not founded on the rock of experience.

So the tale was begun in haste, as well as in glee over its probable
effect on some of the men and women who had been burdening the author’s
ears and mail-box with criticism and counsel. Whether any of them ever
read a line of it when it appeared serially, or afterward in book
form, remains unknown; probably it is better so, for the author was
thereby spared the meanness of exultation over men and women quite as
well-meaning as himself, or spared the humiliation of discovering that
he had done his work so badly that they were unconscious of what he had
attempted to do. And, really, none of them was any wiser in his own
conceit than was the author himself before he had any children of his
own yet was sure he knew how other people’ children should be trained,
admonished, controlled, restrained, disciplined and otherwise tormented
by their parents.

The new book was spared a depressing experience of its predecessor,
for, instead of being declined by almost every reputable publisher
in the United States, it was demanded by several before the second
instalment appeared and the number of requests for it increased week by
week as the serial issue continued.

But, like almost everything else from the same pen, “Other People’s
Children” was written so hastily and put to press so carelessly that it
abounded in repetitions and other errors that made cultivated readers
grieve, so an opportunity to allow the book to drop out of print was
welcomed by the author.

Nevertheless he was compelled to believe his friends and enemies when
they insisted that “Other People’s Children” was an abler and more
amusing story than “Helen’s Babies,” for their opinion agreed with
his own. So he has responded gladly to the request of the present
publishers that he should give the copy a careful revision. It is
extremely unlikely that any reader of the old edition will detect any
alterations in the new, for nothing has been added nor has anything of
consequence been taken out; yet the author and publishers know that
more than a thousand corrections and emendations have been made and
that almost all of them were needed.


 CHAPTER I                1
 CHAPTER II              32
 CHAPTER III             71
 CHAPTER IV             103
 CHAPTER V              135
 CHAPTER VI             165
 CHAPTER VII            195
 CHAPTER VIII           224
 CHAPTER IX             251
 CHAPTER X              277
 CHAPTER XI             302
 CHAPTER XII            332


  The Maid’s General Care of the Boys      _Frontispiece._

  Mrs. Burton Brushed a Tiny Crumb from Her      _Page_
  Robe                                    _Facing_   4

  “It’s Only Jus’ About So Long”                    9

  “We’s Makin’ Pickles for You”                    17

  “I Got Into a Hen’s Nesht Where There Was Some
  Eggs”                                             23

  “Isn’t It Lovaly?”                     _Facing_   30

  “Ragged, Dirty Men Talk to My Papa Sometimes”     37

  “Yes, an’ We Put a Little Stone at the Head of the
  Grave”                                            43

  “Don’t Either of You Move Out of a Chair?”        47

  “--But I Didn’t Know Ashes Made ’Em”              53

  “Splashin’ In the Bathtub”                       59

  “Jump!” Shouted Mr. Burton             _Facing_   66

  “Cats,” Uttered Mr. Burton                        75

  Both Started In Chase of It                       79

  “Tell Me What You Think About It”     _Facing_    92

  “We Got Three or Four Nice Bunches”               99

  “So I Putted Crosses on the Door”                 101

  “Then You Can Only Have One Bite,” Said Budge     107

  “Where Did the Cards Come From?”                  113

  He Kicked, Pushed, Screamed and Roared            119

  The Jardiniére Came Down With a Crash             125

  “Threw a Mean Old Dirty Carpet On Top of It” _Facing_ 130

  Toddie Playing Bear                               137

  Budge Taking Up the Collection        _Facing_    146

  Terry                                             155

  The General Fell Into the Water       _Facing_    160

  “Dreamin’ I was In a Candy-Store”                167

  “Wonder How Big Moons Got to be Little Again”     173

  “A Cow Readin’ An Atlas”                         175

  “How Do They Get Things to Eat for the Angels?”   181

  The Squeak of the Violin and the Wail of a Badly
  Played Wind Instrument                            187

  Uncle Harry’s Frantic Examination of His Beloved
  Violin                                            193

  Both Boys Tumbled Into the Room                   199

  Toddie Drank About Two Swallows of Water  _Facing_  204

  Suddenly Heard a Splash and a Howl                211

  Budge Enlivened the Dust of the Roadway           215

  Further Progress Was Arrested         _Facing_    222

  “Well,” Said Budge “’Cause You’re Different”      227

  Pretending to be Horses               _Facing_    232

  Budge Lost His Balance                            239

  Two Inquiring Faces Hanging Over the Bread-Pan    243

  A Loud Report Startled the Party      _Facing_    246

  “Too Much Tea Isn’t Good for People, Is It?”      253

  “When We Cooked ’Em, What Do You Think?” _Facing_ 256

  Budge and Toddie Playing Doctor                   265

  Down the Stairs, Dashed Terry                     271

  “Why Aunt Alice! How Did You Upset That
  Table?”                                           275

  A Red Pepper Experience               _Facing_    288

  Candy Making                                      295

  The Dandelion                                     301

  “We’re Goin’ Home”                               303

  “Some Nashty Medshin”                             313

  “Izhe a Shotted Soldier”              _Facing_    322

  Both Boys Sleeping Soundly                        333

  The Obedient Member of the Family     _Facing_    340

  Making Them What I Would Like Them To Be          351

  A Little Visitor at the Burtons’s                 357




The writer of a certain much-abused book sat at breakfast one morning
with his wife, and their conversation turned, as it had many times
before, upon a brace of boys who had made a little fun for the lovers
of trifling stories and a great deal of trouble for their uncle. Mrs.
Burton, thanks to that womanly generosity which, like a garment, covers
the faults of men who are happily married, was so proud of her husband
that she admired even his book; she had made magnificent attempts to
defend it at points where it was utterly indefensible; but her critical
sense had been frequently offended by her husband’s ignorance regarding
the management of children. On the particular morning referred to, this
critical sense was extremely active.

“To know, Harry,” said Mrs. Burton, “that you gave so little true
personal attention to Budge and Toddie, while you professed to love
them with the tenderness peculiar to blood-relationship, is to wonder
whether some people do not really expect children to grow as the forest
trees grow, utterly without care or training.”

“I spent most of my time,” Mr. Burton replied, attacking his steak with
more energy than was called for at the breakfast-table of a man whose
business hours were easy, “I spent most of my time in saving their
parents’ property and their own lives from destruction. When had I an
opportunity to do anything else?”

A smile of conscious superiority, the honesty of which made it none the
less tantalizing, passed lightly over Mrs. Burton’s features as she

“All the while. You should have explained to them the necessity for
order, cleanliness and self-restraint. Do you imagine that their pure
little hearts would not have received it and acted upon it?”

Mr. Burton offered a Yankee reply.

“Do you suppose, my dear,” said he “that the necessity for all these
virtues was never brought to their attention? Did you never hear the
homely but significant saying, that you may lead a horse to water, but
you can’t make him drink?”

With the promptness born of true intuition, Mrs. Burton went around
this verbal obstacle instead of attempting to reduce it.

“You might at least have attempted to teach them something of the
inner significance of things,” said Mrs. Burton. “Then they would have
brought a truer sense to the contemplation of everything about them.”

Mr. Burton gazed almost worshipfully at this noble creature whose
impulses led her irresistibly to the discernment of the motives of
action, and with becoming humility he asked:

“Will you tell me how you would have explained the inner significance
of dirt, so that those boys could have been trusted to cross a dry road
without creating for themselves a halo which should be more visible
than luminous?”

“Don’t trifle about serious matters, Harry,” said Mrs. Burton, after
a hasty but evident search for a reply. “You know that conscience and
æsthetic sense lead to correct lives all persons who subject themselves
to their influence, and you know that the purest natures are the most
susceptible. If men and women, warped and mistrained though their
earlier lives may have been, grow into sweetness and light under right
incentives, what may not be done with those of whom it was said, ‘Of
such is the kingdom of heaven’?”

Mr. Burton instinctively bowed his head at his wife’s last words, but
raised it speedily as the lady uttered an opinion which was probably
suggested by the holy sentiment she had just expressed.

“Then you allowed them to be dreadfully irreverent in their
conversations about sacred things,” said she.

“Really, my dear,” expostulated the victim, “you must charge up some of
these faults to the children’s parents. I had nothing to do with the
formation of the children’s habits, and their peculiar habit of talking
about what you call sacred things is inherited directly from their
parents. Their father says he doesn’t believe it was ever intended that
mere mention of a man in the Bible should be a patent of sacredness,
and Helen agrees with him.”


Mrs. Burton coughed. It is surprising what a multitude of suggestions
can be conveyed by a gentle cough.

“I suppose,” she said slowly, as if musing aloud, “that inheritance
_is_ the method by which children obtain many objectionable qualities
for which they themselves are blamed, poor little things. I don’t know
how to sympathize in the least degree with this idea of Tom’s and
Helen’s, for the Maytons, and my mother’s family, too, have always been
extremely reverent toward sacred things. You are right in laying the
fault to them instead of the boys, but I cannot see how they can bear
to inflict such a habit upon innocent children and I must say that I
can’t see how they can tolerate it in each other.”

Mrs. Burton raised her napkin, and with fastidious solicitude brushed
a tiny crumb or two from her robe as she finished this remark. Dear
creature! She needed to display a human weakness to convince her
husband that she was not altogether too good for earth, and this
implication of a superiority of origin, the darling idea of every woman
but Eve, answered the purpose. Her spouse endured the infliction as
good husbands always do in similar cases, though he somewhat hastily
passed his coffee-cup for more sugar, and asked, in a tone in which
self-restraint was distinctly perceptible:

“What else, my dear?”

Mrs. Burton suddenly comprehended the situation; she left her chair,
made the one atonement which is always sufficient between husband and
wife, and said:

“Only one thing, you dear old boy, and even that is a repetition, I
suppose. It’ only this: parents are quite as remiss as loving uncles in
training their children, instead of merely watching them. The impress
of the older and wiser mind should be placed upon the child from the
earliest dawn of its intelligence, so that the little one’s shall be
determined, instead of being left to chance.”

“And the impress is readily made, of course, even by a love-struck
uncle on a short vacation?”

“Certainly. Even wild animals are often tamed at sight by master-minds.”

“But suppose these impressible little beings should have opinions and
wishes and intentions of their own?”

“They should be overcome by the adult mind.”

“And if they object?”

“That should make no difference,” said Mrs. Burton, gaining suddenly an
inch or two in stature and queenly beauty.

“Do you mean that you would really make them obey you?” asked Mr.
Burton, with a gaze as reverent as if the answer would be by absolute

“Certainly!” replied the lady, adding a grace or two to her fully
aroused sense of command.

“By Jove!” exclaimed her husband, “what a remarkable coincidence! That
is just what I determined upon when I first took charge of those boys.
And yet----”

“And yet you failed,” said Mrs. Burton. “How I wish I had been in your

“So do I, my dear,” said Mr. Burton; “or, at least, I would wish so if
I didn’t realize that if you had had charge of those children instead
of I, there wouldn’t have occurred any of the blessed accidents that
helped to make you Mrs. Burton.”

The lady smiled lovingly, but answered:

“I may have the opportunity yet; in fact--oh, it’s too bad that I
haven’t yet learned how to keep anything secret from you--I have
arranged for just such an experiment. And I’m sure that Helen and Tom,
as well as you, will learn that I am right.”

“I suppose you will try it while I’m away on my spring trip among the
dealers?” queried Mr. Burton hastily. “Or,” he continued, “if not, I
know you love me well enough to give me timely notice, so I can make a
timely excuse to get away from home. When is it to be?”

Mrs. Burton replied by a look which her husband was failing to
comprehend when there came help to him from an unexpected source.
There were successive and violent rings of the door-bell, and as many
tremendous pounds, apparently with a brick, at the back door. Then
there ensued a violent slamming of doors, a trampling in the hall as of
many war-horses, and a loud, high-pitched shout of, “I got in fyst,”
and a louder, deeper one of “So did I!” And then, as Mr. and Mrs.
Burton sprang from their chairs with faces full of apprehension and
inquiry the dining-room door opened and Budge and Toddie shot in as if
propelled from a catapult.

“Hello!” exclaimed Budge, by way of greeting, as Toddie wriggled from
his aunt’ embrace, and seized the tail of the family terrier. “What do
you think? We’ve got a new baby, and Tod and I have come down here to
stay for a few days; papa told us to. Don’t seem to me you had a very
nice breakbux,” concluded Budge, after a critical survey of the table.

“And it’s only jus’ about so long,” said Toddie, from whose custody
the dog Terry had hurriedly removed his tail by the conclusive
proceeding of conveying his whole body out of doors--“only jus’ so
long!” repeated Toddie, placing his pudgy hands a few inches apart, and
contracting every feature of his countenance, as if to indicate the
extreme diminutiveness of the new heir.

[Illustration: “IT’S ONLY JUS’ ABOUT SO LONG”.]

Mrs. Burton kissed her nephews and her husband with more than usual
fervor and inquired as to the sex of the new inhabitant.

“Oh, that’s the nicest thing about it,” said Budge. “It’s a girl. I’m
tired of such lots of boys--Tod is as bad as a whole lot, you know,
when I have to take care of him. Only, now we’re bothered, ’cause we
don’t know what to name her. Mamma told us to think of the loveliest
thing in all the world, so I thought about squash-pie right away; but
Tod thought of molasses candy, and then papa said neither of ’em would
do for the name of a little girl. I don’t see that they’re not as good
as roses and violets, and all the other things that they name little
girls after.”

During the delivery by Budge of this information, Toddie had
been steadily exclaiming, “I--I--I--I--I--I----!” like a prudent
parliamentarian who wants to make sure of recognition by the chair. In
his excitement, he failed to realize for some seconds that his brother
had concluded, but he finally exclaimed: “An’ I--I--I--I--I’m goin’
to give her my turtle, an’ show her how to make mud pies wif currants
in ’em.”

“Huh!” said Budge, with inexpressible contempt in his tones. “Girls
don’t like such things. I’m going to give her my blue necktie, and
take her riding in the goat-carriage.”

“Well, anyhow,” said Toddie, with the air of a man who was wresting
victory from the jaws of defeat, “I’ll give her caterpillars. I know
she’ll be sure to like them, ’cause they’e got lovely fur jackets all
heavenly-green an’ red an’ brown, like ladies’s djesses.”

“And you don’t know what lots of prayin’ Tod and me had to do to get
that baby,” said Budge. “My! It just makes me ache to think about it!
Whole days and weeks and months!”

“Yesh,” said Toddie. “An’ Budgie sometimes was goin’ to stop, ’caush
he fought the Lord was too busy to listen to us. But I just told him
that the Lord was our biggesht papa, an’ just what papas ought to
be, an’ papa at home was just like papas ought to be. An’ the baby
comeded. Oh! Yesh, an’ we had to be awful good too. Why don’t you be
real good an’ pray lots? Then maybe you’ll get a dear, sweet, little

The temporary reappearance of the dog, Terry, put an end to the
dispute, for both boys moved toward him, which movement soon developed
into a lively chase. Being not unacquainted with the boys, and knowing
their tender mercies to be much like those of the wicked, Terry sought
and found a forest retreat and the boys came panting back and sat
dejectedly upon the well-curb. Mrs. Burton, who stood near the window,
leaning upon her husband’s shoulder, looked tenderly upon them, and

“The poor little darlings are homesick already. Now is the time for my
reign to begin. Boys!”

Both boys looked up at the window. Mrs. Burton gracefully framed a
well-posed picture of herself as she leaned upon the sill, and her
husband hung admiringly upon her words. “Boys, come into the house, and
let’s have a lovely talk about mamma.”

“Don’t want to talk about mamma,” said Toddie, a suspicion of a snarl
modifying his natural tones. “Wantsh the dog.”

“But mammas and babies are so much nicer than dogs,” pleaded Mrs.
Burton, after a withering glance at her husband, who had received
Toddie’s remark with a titter.

“Well, I don’t think so,” said Budge, reflectively. “We can always see
mamma and the baby, but Terry we can only see once in a while, and he
never wants to see us, somehow.”

“My dear,” said Mr. Burton humbly, “if you care for the experience
of another, my advice is that you let those boys come out of their
disappointment themselves. They’ll do it in their own way in spite of

“There are experiences,” remarked Mrs. Burton, with chilling dignity,
“which are useful only through the realization of their worthlessness.
Anyone can let children alone. Darlings, did you ever hear the story of
little Patty Pout?”

“No,” growled Budge, in a manner that would have discouraged any one
not conscious of having been born to rule.

“Well, Patty Pout was a nice little girl,” said Mrs. Burton, “except
that she would sulk whenever things did not happen just as she wanted
them to. One day she had a stick of candy, and was playing ‘lose and
find’ with it; but she happened to put it away so carefully that she
forgot where it was, so she sat down to sulk, and suddenly there came
up a shower and melted that stick of candy, which had been just around
the corner all the while.”

“Is Terry just around the corner?” asked Toddie, jumping up, while
Budge suddenly scraped the dirt with the toes of his shoes and said:

“If Patty’d et up her candy while she had it, she wouldn’t have had any

Mr. Burton hurried into the back parlor to laugh comfortably, and
without visible disrespect, while Mrs. Burton remembered that it was
time to ring the cook and chambermaid to breakfast. A moment or two
later she returned to the window, but the boys were gone; so was a
large stone jar, which was one of those family heirlooms which are
abhorred by men but loved as dearly by women as ancestral robes or
jewels. Mrs. Burton had that mania for making preserves which posterity
has inflicted upon even some of the brightest and best members of the
race, and the jar referred to had been carefully scalded that morning
and set in the sun, preparatory to being filled with raspberry jam.

“Harry,” said Mrs. Burton, “won’t you step out and get that jar for me?
It must be dry by this time.”

Mr. Burton consulted his watch, and replied:

“I’ve barely time to catch the fast train to town, my dear, but the
boys won’t fail to get back by dinner-time. Then you may be able to
ascertain the jar’s whereabouts.”

Mr. Burton hurried from the front door, and his wife made no less haste
in the opposite direction. The boys were invisible, and a careful
glance at the adjacent country showed no traces of them. Mrs. Burton
called the cook and chambermaid, and the three women took, each one, a
roadway through the lightly wooded ground near the house. Mrs. Burton
soon recognized familiar voices, and following them to their source,
she emerged from the wood near the rear of the boys’s own home. Going
closer, she traced the voices to the Lawrence barn, and she appeared
before the door of that structure to see her beloved jar in the
middle of the floor, and full of green tomatoes, over which the boys
were pouring the contents of bottles labeled “Mustang Liniment” and
“Superior Carriage Varnish.” The boys became conscious of the presence
of their aunt, and Toddie, with a smile in which confidence blended
with the assurance of success attained, said:

“We’s makin’ pickles for you, ’cause you told us a nysh little story.
This is just the way mamma makes ’em, only we couldn’t make the stuff
in the bottles hot.”

Mrs. Burton’s readiness of expression seemed to fail her, and as she
abruptly quitted the spot, with a hand of each nephew in her own, Budge
indicated the nature of her feelings by exclaiming:

“Ow! Aunt Alice! don’t squeeze my hand so hard!”

“Boys,” said Mrs. Burton, “why did you take my jar without permission?”

“What did you say?” asked Budge. “Do you mean what did we take it for?”


“Why, we wanted to give you a s’prise.”

“You certainly succeeded,” said Mrs. Burton, without a moment’s

“You must give us s’prises, too,” said Toddie. “S’prises is lovaly;
papa gives us lots of ’em. Sometimes they’s candy, but they’s nicest
when they’s buttonanoes” (bananas).

“How would you like to be shut up in a dark room all morning, to think
about the naughty thing you’ve done?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“Huh!” replied Budge. “That wouldn’t be no s’prise at all. We can do
that any time that we do anything bad, and papa and mamma finds out.
Why, you forgot to bring your pickles home! I don’t think you act very
nice about presents and s’prises.”

[Illustration: “WE’S MAKIN’s PICKLES FOR YOU”]

Mrs. Burton did not explain nor did she spend much time in
conversation. When she reached her own door, however, she turned and

“Now, boys, you may play anywhere in the yard that you like, but you
must not go away or come into the house until I call you, at twelve
o’clock. I shall be very busy this morning, and must not be disturbed.
You will try to be good boys, won’t you?”

“I will,” exclaimed Toddie, turning up an honest little face for a
kiss, and dragging his aunt down until he could put his arms about her
and give her an affectionate hug. Budge seemed lost in meditation, but
the sound of the closing of the door brought him back to earth; he
threw the door open, and exclaimed:

“Aunt Alice!”


“Come here--I want to ask you something.”

“It’s your business to come to me, Budge, if you have a favor to ask,”
said Mrs. Burton, from the parlor.

“Oh! Well, what I want to know is, how did the Lord make the first
hornet--the very first one that ever was?”

“Just the way he made everything else,” replied Mrs. Burton. “Just by
wanting it done.”

“Then did Noah save hornets in the ark?” continued Budge. “’Cause I
don’t see how he kept ’em from stingin’ his boys and girls, and then
gettin’ killed ’emselves.”

“You ask me about it after lunch, Budge,” said Mrs. Burton, “and I
will tell you all I can. Now run and play.”

The door closed again, and Mrs. Burton, somewhat confused, but still
resolute, seated herself at the piano for practice. She had been
playing perhaps ten minutes, when a long-drawn sigh from some one
not herself caused her to turn hastily and behold the boy Budge. A
stern reproof was ready, but somehow it never reached the young man.
Mrs. Burton afterward explained her silence by saying that Budge’s
countenance was so utterly doleful that she was sure his active
conscience had realized the impropriety of his affair with the jar, and
he had come to confess.

“Aunt Alice,” said Budge, “do you know I don’t think much of your
garden? There ain’t a turtle to be found in it from one end to the
other, and no nice grassy place to slide down like there is at our

“Can’t you understand, little boy,” replied Mrs. Burton, “that we
arranged the house and grounds to suit ourselves, and not little boys
who come to see us?”

“Well, I don’t think that was a very nice thing to do,” said Budge. “My
papa says we ought to care as much about pleasing other folks as we do
for ourselves. I didn’t want to make you that jar of pickles, but Tod
said ’twould be nice for you, so I went and did it, instead of askin’
a man that drove past to give me a ride. That’s the way you ought to do
about gardens.”

“Suppose you run out now,” said Mrs. Burton, “I told you not to come in
until I called you.”

“But you see I came in for my top--I laid it down in the dining-room
when I came in, and now it ain’t there at all. I’d like to know what
you’ve done with it, and why folks can’t let little boys’s things

“Budge,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, turning suddenly on the piano-stool, “I
think there’ a very cross little boy around here somewhere. Suppose I
were to lose something?”

“’Twas a three-cent top,” said Budge. “’Twasn’t only a something.”

“Suppose, then, that I were to lose a top,” said Mrs. Burton, “what do
you suppose I would do if I wanted it very much?”

“You’d call the servant to find it--that’ what I want you to do now,”
said Budge.

“I shouldn’t do anything of the kind. Try to think, now, of what a
sensible person ought to do in such a case.”

Budge dejectedly traced with his toe one of the figures in the carpet,
and seemed buried in thought; suddenly, however, his face brightened,
and he looked up shyly and said, with an infinite scale of inflection:--

“I know.”

“I thought you would find out,” said Mrs. Burton, with an encouraging
kiss and embrace, which Budge terminated quite abruptly.

“One victory to report to my superior officer, the dear old humbug,”
murmured Mrs. Burton, as she turned again to the keyboard. But before
the lady could again put herself _en rapport_ with the composer Budge
came flying into the room with a radiant face, and the missing top.

“I told you I knew what you’d do,” said he, “an’ I just went and done
it. I prayed about it. I went up-stairs into a chamber and shut the
door, and knelt down an’ said, ‘Dear Lord, bless everybody, an’ don’t
let me be bad, an’ help me to find that top again, an’ don’t let me
have to pray for it as long as I had to pray for that baby.’s And then
when I came down-stairs there was that top on the register, just where
I left it. Say, Aunt Alice, I think brekbux was an awful long while
ago. Don’t you have cakes and oranges to give to little boys?”

“Children should never eat between meals,” Mrs. Burton replied. “It
spoils their digestion and makes them cross.”

“Then I guess my digestion’s spoilt already,” said Budge, “for I’m
awful cross sometimes, an’ you can’t spoil a bad egg;--that’ what
Mike says. So I guess I’d better have some cake; I like the kind with
raisins an’ citron best.”

“Only this once,” murmured Mrs. Burton to herself, as she led the way
to the dining-room closet, partly for the purpose of hiding her own
face. “And I won’t tell Harry about it,” she continued, with greater
energy. “Here’s a little piece for Toddie, too,” said Mrs. Burton, “and
I want you both to remember that I don’t want you to come indoors until
you’re called.”

Budge disappeared, and his aunt had an hour so peaceful that she began
to react against it and started to call her nephews into the house.
Budge came in hot haste in answer to her call, and volunteered the
information that the Burton chicken-coop was much nicer than the one at
his own house, for the latter was without means of ingress for small
boys. Toddy, however, came with evident reluctance, and stopped _en
route_ to sit on the grass and gyrate thereon in a very constrained

“What’s the matter, Toddie?” asked Mrs. Burton, who speedily discerned
that the young man was ill at ease.


“Why,” said Toddie, “I got into a hen’ nesht where there was some eggs,
an’ made believe I was a henny-penny that was goin’ to hatch little
tsickens, an’ some of ’em was goin’ to be brown, an’ some white an’
some black, an’ dey was all goin’ to be such dear little fuzzy balls,
an’ dey was goin’ to sleep in the bed wif me every night, an’ I was
goin’ to give one of de white ones to dat dear little baby sister,
an’ one of ’em to you, ’cause you was sweet, too, an’ dey was all
goin’ to have tsickens of deir own some day, an’ I sitted down in de
nesht ever so soffaly ’cause I hasn’t got fevvers, you know, an’ when
I got up dere wasn’t nuffin dere but a nasty muss. An’ I don’t feel

Mrs. Burton grasped the situation at once, and shouted: “Toddie, sit
down on the grass. Budge, run home and ask Maggie for a clean suit for
Toddie. Jane, fill the bathtub.”

“Don’t want to sit on the gwass,” whined Toddie. “I feels bad, an’ I
wantsh to be loved.”

“Aunty loves you very much, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, tenderly.
“Doesn’t that make you happy?”

“No,” exclaimed the youth with great emphasis. “Dat kind of lovin’
don’t do no good to little boys with eggy dresses. Wantsh you to come
out an’ sit down by me an’ love me.”

Toddie’s eyes said more than his lips, so Mrs. Burton hurried out to
him, prudently throwing a light shawl about her waist. Toddie greeted
her with an effusiveness which was touching in more senses than one,
as Mrs. Burton’s morning robe testified by the time Budge returned.
Carefully enveloped in a hearth-rug, Toddie was then conveyed to the
bathroom, and when he emerged he was so satisfied with the treatment he
had received that he remarked:

“Aunt Alice, will you give me a forough baff every day, if I try to
hatch out little tsickens for you?”

The events of the morning resulted in luncheon being an hour late,
so Mrs. Burton was compelled to make considerable haste in preparing
herself for a round of calls. She was too self-possessed, however, to
forget the possible risks to which her home would be subjected during
her absence, so she called her nephews to her and proceeded to instruct
them in the duties and privileges of the afternoon.

“Darlings,” she said, putting an arm around each boy, “Aunt Alice must
be away this afternoon for an hour or two. I wonder who will take care
of the house for her?”

“I want to go wif you,” said Toddie, with a kiss.

“I can’t take you, dear,” said the lady, after returning Toddie’s
salute. “The walk will be too long; but auntie will come back to her
dear little Toddie as soon as she can.”

“Oh, you’re goin’ to walk to where you’ goin’, are you?” said Toddie,
wriggling from his aunt’s arm. “Den I wouldn’t go wif you for noffin’
in the wyld.”

The pressure of Mrs. Burton’s arm relaxed, but she did not forget her

“Listen, boys,” said she. “Don’t you like to see houses neatly and
properly arranged, like your mamma’s and mine?”

“I do!” said Budge. “I always think heaven must be that way, with
parlors an’ pictures an’ books an’ a piano. Only they don’t ever have
to sweep in heaven, do they, ’cause there ain’t no dirt there. But I
wonder what the Lord does to make the little angels happy when they
want to make dirt-pies, and can’t?”

“Aunt Alice will have to explain that to you when she comes back,
Budge. But little angels never want to make mud-pies.”

“Why, papa says people’s spirits don’t change when they die,” said
Budge. “So how can little boy angels help it?”

Mrs. Burton silently vowed that at a more convenient season she would
deliver a course of systematic theology which should correct her
brother-in-law’s loose teachings. At present, however, the sun was
hurrying toward Asia, and she had made but little progress in securing
insurance against accident to household goods.

“You both like nicely arranged rooms,” pursued Mrs. Burton, but Toddie

“I don’t like ’em,” said he. “They’re the kind of places where folks
always says ‘Don’t!’s to little boysh that wantsh to have nysh times.”

“But, Toddie,” reasoned Mrs. Burton, “the way to have nice times is to
learn to enjoy what is nicest. People have been studying how to make
homes pretty ever since the world began.”

“Adam an’ Eve didn’t,” said Toddie. “Lord done it for ’em; an’ he let
’em do just what dey wanted to. I bet little Cain an’ Abel had more fun
than any uvver little boys dat ever was.”

“Oh, no, they didn’t,” said Mrs. Burton, “because they never were in
that lovely garden. Their parents had to think and plan a long time to
make their home beautiful. Just think, now, how many people have had
to plan and contrive before the world got to be as pleasant a place as
it is now! When you look at your mamma’ parlor and mine, you see what
thousands and millions of people have had to work to bring about.”

“Gwacious!” exclaimed Toddie, his eyes opening wider and wider. “Dat’s

“Yes, and every nice person alive is doing the same now,” continued
Mrs. Burton, greatly encouraged by the impression she had made, “and
little boys should try to do the same. Every one should, instead of
disturbing what is beautiful, try to enjoy it, and want to make it
better instead of worse. Even little boys should feel that way.”

“I’e goin’ to ’member that,” said Toddie, with a far-away look. “I
fink it awful nysh for little boys to fink the same finks dat big folks

“Dear little boy,” said Mrs. Burton, arising. “Then you won’t let
anybody disturb anything in Aunt Alice’s house, will you? You’ll take
care of everything for her just as if you were a big man, won’t you?”

“Yesh, indeedy,” said Toddie.

“An’ me, too,” said Budge.

“You’re two manly little fellows, and I shall have to bring you
something real nice,” said Mrs. Burton, kissing her nephews
good-by. “There!” she whispered to herself, as she passed out of the
garden-gate, “I wonder what my lord and master will say of that victory
over imperfect natures, of the sense of the fitness of things? He would
have left the boys under the care of the servants; I am proud of having
been able to leave them to themselves.”

On her return, two hours later, Mrs. Burton was met at her front door
by two very dirty little boys, with faces full of importance and

“We done just what you told us, Aunt Alice,” said Toddie. “We didn’t
touch a thing, an’ we thought of everything we could do to make the
world prettier. D’just come see.”

With a quickened step Mrs. Burton followed her nephews into the back
parlor. Furniture, pictures, books, and bric-a-brac were exactly as she
left them, but some improvements had been designed and partly executed.
A bit of wall several feet long, and bare from floor to ceiling, except
for a single picture, had long troubled Mrs. Burton’s artistic eye, and
she now found that tasteful minds, like great ones, think alike.

“I think no room is perfect without flowers,” said Budge; “so does papa
an’ mamma, so we thought we’d s’prise you with some.”

On the floor, in a heap which was not without tasteful arrangement,
was almost a cartload of stones disposed as a rockery, and on the top
thereof, and working through the crevices, was a large quantity of
street dust. From several of the crevices protruded ferns, somewhat
wilted, and bearing evidence of having been several times disarranged
and dropped upon the dry soil which partly covered their roots. Around
the base was twined several yards of Virginia creeper while from the
top sprang a well-branched specimen of the “Datura stramonium” (the
common “stink-weed”). The three conservators of the beautiful gazed in
silence for a moment, and then Toddie looked up with angelic expression
and said:

“Isn’t it lovaly?”

[Illustration: “ISN’T IT LOVALY?”]

“I hope what you brought us is real nice,” remarked Budge, “for ’twas
awful hard work to make that rockery. I guess I never was so tired in
all my life. Mamma’s is on a big box, but we couldn’t find any boxes
anywhere, an’ we couldn’t find the servants to ask ’em. That ain’t
the kind of datura that has flowers just like pretty vases, but
papa says it’s more healthy than the tame kind. The ferns look kind
o’s thirsty, but I couldn’t see how to water ’em without wettin’ the
carpet, so I thought I’d wait till you came home, and ask you about it.”

There was a sudden rustle of silken robes and two little boys found
themselves alone. When, half an hour later, Mr. Burton returned from
the city, he found his wife more reticent than he had ever known her
to be, while two workmen with market baskets were sifting dust upon
his hall-carpets and making a stone-heap in the gutter in front of the


On the morning of the second day of Mrs. Burton’s experiment, the
aunt of Budge and Toddie awoke with more than her usual sense of the
responsibility and burden of life. Her husband’s description of a
charming lot of bric-à-brac and pottery soon to be sold at auction did
not stimulate as much inquiry as such announcements usually did, and
Mrs. Burton’s cook did not have her usual early morning visit from her
watchful mistress. Mrs. Burton was wondering which of her many duties
to her nephews should be first attended to; but, as she wondered long
without reaching any conclusion an ever-sympathizing Providence came
to her assistance, for the children awoke and created such a hubbub
directly over her head that she speedily determined that reproof was
the first thing in order. Dressing hastily, she went up to the chamber
of the innocents, and learned that the noise was occasioned by a heavy
antique center-table, which was flying back and forth across the room,
the motive power consisting of two pairs of sturdy little arms.

“Hullo, Aunt Alice!” said Budge. “I awful glad you came in. The
table’s a choo-choo, you know, an’ my corner’s New York an’ Tod’s is
Hillcrest, an’ he’s ticket-agent at one place an’ I at the other. But
the choo-choo hasn’t got any engineer, an’ we have to push it, an’ it
isn’t fair for ticket-agents to do so much work besides their own. Now
you can be engineer. Jump on!”

The extempore locomotive was accommodatingly pushed up to Mrs. Burton
with such force as to disturb her equilibrium, but she managed to say:

“Do you do this way with your mamma’ guest-chamber furniture?”

“No,” said Toddie, “’cause why, ’pare-chamber’h always lockted. B’ides
dat, papa once tookted all de wheels off our tables--said tables wash
too restless.”

“Little boys,” said Mrs. Burton, returning the table to its place,
“should never use things which belong to other people without asking
permission. Nor should they ever use anything, no matter who it belongs
to, in any way but that in which it was made to be used. Did either of
you ever see a table on a railroad?”

“’Coursh we did,” said Toddie, promptly; “dere’s a tyne-table at
Hillcrest, an’annuvver at Dzersey City. How could choo-choos turn
around if dere wasn’t?”

“It’s time to dress for breakfast now,” said Mrs. Burton in some
confusion, as she departed.

The children appeared promptly at the table on the ringing of the bell
and brought ravenous appetites with them. Mrs. Burton composed a solemn
face, rapped on the table with the handle of the carving-knife, and all
heads were bowed while the host and hostess silently returned thanks.
When the adults raised their heads they saw that two juvenile faces
were still closely hidden in two pairs of small hands. Mrs. Burton
reverently nodded at each one to attract her husband’ attention, and
mentally determined that souls so absorbed in thanksgiving were good
ground for better spiritual seed than their parents had ever scattered.
Slowly, however, twice ten little fingers separated, and very large
eyes peeped inquiringly between them; then Budge suddenly dropped his
hands, straightened himself in his chair, and said:

“Why, Uncle Harry! Have you been forgettin’ again how to ask a

And Toddie, looking somewhat complainingly at his uncle, and very
hungrily at the steak, remarked:

“Said my blessin’ ’bout fifty timesh.”

“Once would have been sufficient, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Why didn’t you say yoursh once, den?” asked Toddie.

“I did. We don’t need to talk aloud to have the Lord hear us,”
explained Mrs. Burton.

“’Posin’ you don’t,” said Toddie, “I don’t fink it’s a very nysh way
to do, to whisper fings to de Lord. When I whisper anyfing mamma says,
‘Toddie, what’s you whisperin’ for? You ’shamed of somefing?’s Guesh
you an’ Uncle Harry’s bofe ’shamed at de same time.”

Mr. Burton desired to give his wife a pertinent hint yet dared not
while two such vigilant pairs of ears were present. A happy thought
struck him and he said in very bad German:

“Is it not time for the reformation to begin?”

And Mrs. Burton answered:--

“It soon will be.”

“That’s awful funny talk,” said Budge. “I wish I could talk that way.
That’s just the way ragged, dirty men talk to my papa sometimes, and
then he gives ’em lots of pennies. When was you an’ Aunt Alice ragged
an’ dirty, so as to learn to talk that way?”

“Budge, Budge!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “Thousands of very rich and
handsome people talk that way--all German people do.”

“Do they talk to the Lord so?” asked Budge.

“Certainly,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Gracious!” exclaimed the young man. “He must be awful smart to
understand them.”

Mr. Burton repeated his question in German, but Mrs. Burton kept silent
and looked extremely serious, with a ghost of a frown.

“What are you boys and your auntie going to do with yourselves to-day?”
asked Mr. Burton, anxious to clear away the cloud of reticence which,
since the night before, had been marring his matrimonial sky.

“I guess,” said Budge, looking out through the window, “it’s going to
rain; so the best thing will be for Aunt Alice to tell us stories all
day long. We never do get enough stories.”

“Just the thing!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, her face coming from behind
the clouds, and with more than its usual radiance.

“Hazh you got plenty of stories in your ’tomach?” asked Toddie, poising
his fork in air, regardless of the gravy which trickled down upon his
hand from the fragment of meat at the end.


“Dozens of them,” said Mrs. Burton. “I listened to stories in
Sunday-school for about ten years, and I’ve never had anybody to tell
them to.”

“I don’t think much of Sunday-school stories,” said Budge, with the
air of a man indulging in an unsatisfactory retrospect. “There’s
always somethin’ at the end of ’em that spoils all the good taste of
’em--somethin’ about bein’ good little boys.”

“Aunt Alice’s stories haven’t any such endings,” said Mr. Burton, with
a sneaking desire to commit his wife to a policy of simple amusement.
“She knows that little boys want to be good, and she wants to see them
happy, too.”

“Aunt Alice will tell you only what you will enjoy, Budge--she promises
you that,” said Mrs. Burton. “We will send Uncle Harry away right after
breakfast and then you shall have all the stories you want.”

“And cake, too?” asked Toddie. “Mamma always gives us cakesh when she’s
tellin’ us stories, so we’ll sit still an’ not wriggle about.”

“No cakes,” said Mrs. Burton, kindly but firmly. “Eating between meals
spoils the digestion of little boys, and makes them very cross.”

“I guess that’s what was the matter with Terry yesterday, then,”
said Budge. “He was eatin’ a bone between meals, out in the garden
yesterday afternoon, and when I took hold of his back legs and tried to
play that he was a wheelbarrow, he bit me.”

Mr. Burton gave the dog Terry a sympathetic pat and a bit of meat,
making him stand on his hind legs and beg for the latter, to the great
diversion of the children. Then, with an affectionate kiss and a look
of tender solicitude he wished his wife a happy day and hurried off to
the city. Mrs. Burton took the children into the library and picked up
a Bible.

“What sort of story would you like first?” she asked, as she slowly
turned the leaves.

“One ’bout Abraham, ’cause he ’most killed somebody,” said Toddie,

“Oh, no,” said Budge; “one about Jesus, because He was always good to

“Dear child,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “Goodness always makes people
nice, doesn’t it?”

“Yes,” said Budge; “’cept when they talk about it to little boys. Say,
Aunt Alice, what makes good folks always die?”

“Because the Lord needs them, I suppose, Budge.”

“Then don’t he need me?” asked Budge, with a pathetic look of inquiry.

“Certainly, dear,” said Mrs. Burton; “but he wants you to make other
people happy first. A great many good people are left in the world for
the same reason.”

“Then why couldn’t Jesus be left?” said Budge. “He could make people
happier than every one else put together.”

“You’ll understand why, when you grow older,” said Mrs. Burton.

“I wish I’d hurry up about it and grow, then,” said Budge. “Why can’t
little boys grow just like little flowers do?--just be put in the
ground an’ watered and hoed? Our ’paragus grows half-a-foot in a day

“You’s a dyty boy to want to be put in de dyte, Budgie,” said Toddie,
“an’ I isn’t goin’ to play wif you any more. Mamma says I mustn’t
play wif dyty little boys.”

“Dirty boy yourself!” retorted Budge. “You like to play in the dirt,
only you cry whenever anybody comes with water to put on you. Say, Aunt
Alice, how long does people have to stay in the ground when they die
before they go to heaven?”

“Three days, I suppose, Budge,” said Mrs. Burton.

“An’ does everybody that the Lord loves go up to heaven?”

“Yes, dear.”

“Well, papa says some folks believe that dead people never go to

“Never mind what they believe, Budge. You should believe what you are
taught,” said Mrs. Burton.

“But I’d like to know for sure.”

“So you will, some day.”

“I wish ’twould be pretty quick about it, then,” said Budge. “Now tell
us a story.”

Mrs. Burton drew the children nearer her as she reopened the Bible,
when she discovered, to her surprise, that Toddie was crying.

“I hazhn’t talked a bit for ever so long!” he exclaimed, in a high,
pathetic tremolo.

“What do you want to say, Toddie?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“I know all ’bout burying folks--that’ what,” said Toddie. “Mamma
tolded me all ’bout it one time, she did. An’ yeshterday me and Budgie
had a funelal all by ourselves. We found a dear little dead byde. An’
we w’apped it up in a piesh of paper, ’cause a baking-powder box wazn’t
bid enough for a coffin, an’ we dugged a little grave, an’ we knelted
down an’ said a little prayer, an’ ashked de Lord to take it up to
hebben, an’ den we put dyte in the grave an’ planted little flowers
all over it. Dat’s what.”

“Yes, an’ we put a little stone at the head of the grave, too, just
like big dead folks,” said Budge. “We couldn’t find one with any
writin’ on it, but I went home and got a picture-book an’ cut out a
little picture of a bird, an’ stuck it on the stone with some tar that
I picked out of the groceryman’ wagon-wheel, so that when the angel
that takes spirits to heaven comes along, it can see there’s a dead
little birdie there waitin’ for him.”

“Yesh,” added Toddie, “an’ little bydie ishn’t like us. ’Twon’t have
to wunner how it’ll feel to hazh wings when it gets to be a angel,
’cause ’twas all used to wings ’fore it died.”

“Birds don’t go----” began Mrs. Burton, intending to correct the
children’s views as to the future state of the animal kingdom, when
there flashed through her mind some of the wonderings of her own
girlish days, and the inability of her riper experience to answer them,
so she again postponed, and with a renewed sense of its vastness, the
duty of reforming the opinions of her nephews on things celestial. At
about the same time her cook sought an interview, and complained of
the absence of two of the silver tablespoons. Mrs. Burton went into
the mingled despondency, suspicion and anger which is the frequent
condition of all American women who are unfortunate enough to have


“Where is the chambermaid?” she asked.

“An’ ye’s needn’t be a-suspectin’ av her,” said the cook. “It’s them
av yer own family that I’m thinkin’ hez tuk ’em.” And the cook glared
suggestively upon the boys. Mrs. Burton accepted the hint.

“Boys, have either of you taken any of auntie’s spoons for anything?”

“No,” answered Toddie, promptly; and Budge looked very saintly and shy,
as if he knew something that, through delicacy of feeling and not fear,
he shrank from telling.

“What is it, Budge?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“Why, you see,” said Budge, in the sweetest of tones, “we wanted
somethin’ yesterday to dig the grave of the birdie with, an’ we
couldn’t think of anything else so nice as spoons. There was plenty of
ugly old iron ones lyin’ around, but birdies are so sweet an’ nice
that I wouldn’t have none of ’em. An’ the dinner-dishes was all lyin’
there with the big silver spoons on top of ’em, so I just got two of
’em--they wasn’t washed yet, but we washed ’em real clean so’s to be
real nice about everythin’, so that if the little birdie’ spirit was
lookin’ at us it wouldn’t be disgusted.”

“And where are the spoons now?” demanded Mrs. Burton, oblivious to all
the witchery of the child’s spirit and appearance.

“I dunno,” said Budge, becoming an ordinary boy in an instant.

“I doeszh,” said Toddie--“I put ’em somewherezh, so when we wanted to
play housh nexsht time we wouldn’t have to make b’lieve little sticks
was spoons.”

“Show me immediately where they are,” commanded Mrs. Burton, rising
from her chair.

“Den will you lend ’em to us nexsht time we playzh housh?” asked Toddie.

“No,” said Mrs. Burton, with cruel emphasis.

Toddie pouted, rubbed his knuckles into his eyes, and led the way
to the rear of the garden where, in a hollow at the base of an old
apple-tree, were the missing spoons. Wondering whether other valuable
property might not be there, Mrs. Burton cautiously and with a stick
examined the remaining contents of the hole, and soon discovered one of
her damask napkins.

“Datsh goin’ to be our table-cloff,” explained Toddie, “an’
dat”--this, as an unopened pot of French mustard was unearthed “is
pizzyves” (preserves).

Mrs. Burton placed her property in the pocket of her apron, led her two
nephews into the house, seated them with violence upon a sofa, closed
the doors noisily, drew a chair close to the prisoners, and said:

“Now, boys, you are to be punished for taking auntie’s things out of
the house without permission.”

“Don’t want to be shpynkted!” screamed Toddie, in a tone which
seemed an attempt at a musical duet by a saw-filer and an ungreased

“You’re not to be whipped,” continued Mrs. Burton, “but you must learn
not to touch things without permission. I think that to go without your
dinners would help you to remember that what you have done is naughty.”

“Izhe ’most ’tarved to deff,” exclaimed Toddie, bursting out crying.
(N.B. Breakfast has been finished but a scant hour.)

“Then I will put you into an empty room, and keep you there until you
are sure you can remember.”

Toddie shrieked as if enduring the thousand tortures of the Chinese
executioner, and Budge looked as unhappy as if he were a young man in
love and in the throes of reluctant poesy, but Mrs. Burton led them
both to the attic, and into an empty room, placed chairs in two corners
and a boy in each chair, and said:

“Don’t either of you move out of a chair. Just sit still and think how
naughty you’ve been. In an hour or two I’ll come back, and see if you
think you can be good boys here-after.”


As Mrs. Burton left the room, she was followed by a shriek that seemed
to pierce the walls and be heard over half the earth. Turning hastily,
she saw that Toddie, from whom it had proceeded, had neither fallen out
of his chair, nor been seized by an epileptic fit, nor stung by some
venomous insect; so she closed the door, locked it, softly placed a
chair against it, sat down softly and listened. There was silence after
the several minutes required by Toddie to weary of his crying, and
then Mrs. Burton heard the following conversation:



“We ought to do something!”

“Chop Aunt Alish into little shnipsh of bitsh--datsh what I fink would
be nysh.”

“That would be dreadful naughty,” said Budge, “after we’ve bothered her
so! We ought to do something good, just like big folks when they’ve
been bad.”

“What doezh big folks do?”

“Well, they read the Bible an’ go to church. But you an’ me can’t go
to church, ’cause ’tain’t Sunday, an’ we ain’t got no Bible, an’ we
wouldn’t know how to read it if we had.”

“Den don’t letsh do noffin’ but be awful mad,” said the unrepentant
Toddie. “I’ll tell you what we can do. Let’s do like dat Maggydalen dat
mamma’s got a picture of, and dat was bad an’ got sorry; letsh look
awful doleful and cwosh. See me.”

Toddie apparently gave an illustration of what he thought the proper
penitential countenance and attitude, for Budge exclaimed:

“I don’t think that would look nice at all. It makes you look like a
dead puppy-dog with his head turned to one side. I’ll tell you what;
we can’t read Bibles like big folks, but we can tell stories out of the
Bible, an’ that’ bein’ just as good as if we read ’em.”

“Oh, yes,” said Toddie, repenting at once. “Letsh! I wantsh to be good
just awful.”

“Well, what shall we tell about?” asked Budge.

“’Bout when Jesus was a little boy,” said Toddie, “for he was awful

“No,” said Budge; “we’ve been naughty, an’ we must tell about somebody
that was awful naughty. I think old Pharaoh’s about the thing.”

“Aw right,” said Toddie. “Tell us ’bout him.”

“Well, once there was a bad old king down in Egypt, that had all the
Izzyrelites there an’ made ’em work, an’ when they didn’t work he
had ’em banged. But that dear little bit of a Moses, that lived in a
basket in the river, grew up to be a man, an’ he just killed one of
Pharaoh’s bad bangers, an’ then he skooted an’ hid. An’ the Lord saw
that he was the kind of man that was good for somethin’, so he told him
he wanted him to make Pharaoh let the poor Izzyrelites go where they
wanted to. So Moses went and told Pharaoh. An’ Pharaoh said, ’No, you
don’t!’s Then Moses went an’ told the Lord, an’ the Lord got angry,
and turned all the water in the river into blood.”

“My!” said Toddie. “Then if anybody wanted to look all bluggy, all he
had to do was to go in bavin’, wasn’t it?”

“But he wouldn’t let ’em go then,” continued Budge. “So the Lord made
frogs hop out of all the rivers an’ mud-puddles everywhere, and they
went into all the houses an’ folks couldn’t keep ’em out.”

“I just wis mamma an’ me’d been in Egypt, den,” said Toddie. “Den she
couldn’t make me leave my hop-toads out of doors, if de Lord wanted ’em
to stay in de house. I loves hop-toads. I fwallowed one de uvver day,
an’ it went way down my ’tomach.”

“Didn’t it kick inside of you?” asked Budge, with natural interest.

“No-o!” said Toddie. “I bited him in two fyst. But he growed togvver
ag’in, an’dzust hopped right out froo de top of my head.”

“Let’s see the hole he came out of?” said Budge, starting across the

“It all growded up again right away,” said Toddie, in haste, “an’
you’s a bad boy to get out of your chair when Aunt Alice told you not
to, and you’s got to tell annuvver story ’bout naughty folks to pay for
it. Gwon!”

Budge returned to his chair, and continued:

“An’ old Pharaoh went down to Moses’s house an’ said, ‘Ask the Lord
to make the frogs hop away, an’ you can have your old Izzyrelites--I
don’t want ’em.’ So the Lord done it, an’ all the glad old Pharaoh
was, was only ’cause he got rid of ’em; an’ he kept the Izzyrelites
some more. Then the Lord thought he’d fix ’em sure, so he turned all
the dirt into nasty bugs.”

“What did little boys do den, dat wanted dyte to make mud-pies of?”
asked Toddie.

“Well, the bugs was only made out of dry dirt,” exclaimed Budge; “just
dust like we kick up in the street, you know.”

“Oh,” said Toddie. “I wonder if any of dem bugs was ’tato-bugs?”

“I dunno, but some of ’em was the kind that mammas catch with fine
combs after their little boys have been playin’ with dirty children.
An’ Pharaoh’s smart men, that thought they could do everythin’, found
they couldn’t make them bugs.”

“Why-y-y,” drawled Toddie, “did Pharaoh want some more of ’em?”

“No, I s’pose not, but he stayed bad, so he had to catch it again.
The Lord sent whole swarms of flies to Egypt, an’ there wasn’t any
mosquito-nets in that country either. An’ then Pharaoh got good again,
an’ the Lord took the flies away, an Pharaoh got bad again, so the
Lord made all the horses an’ cows awful sick, an’ they all died.”

“Then couldn’t Pharaoh go out ridin’ at all?”

“No. He had to walk, even if he wanted to get to the depot in an awful
hurry. An’ it made him so mad that he said the Izzyrelites shouldn’t
go anyhow. So Moses took a handful of ashes an’ threw it up in the air
before Pharaoh, an’ everybody in all Egypt got sore with boils right

“Ow!” said Toddie, “I had some nashty boils oncesh, but I didn’t know
ashes made ’em. I’ll ’member that.”

“An’ Pharaoh said ‘no!’again, so he got some more bothers. The Lord
made great big lumps of ice tumble down out of heaven, an’ he made
the thunder go bang, an’ the lightnin’ ran around the ground like
our fizzers did last Fourth of July, an’ it spoiled all the growing

“Strawberries?” queried Toddie.


“An’ dear little panzhies?”


“Poo’s old Pharo’! Gwon.”

[Illustration: “--BUT I DIDN’T KNOW ASHES MADE ’EM”]

“Then Pharaoh’s friends began to tell him he was bein’ a goose,
thinkin’ he could be stronger than the Lord, an’ Pharaoh kind
o’ thought so himself. So he told Moses that the men-folks of the
Izzyrelites might go away if they wanted to, but nobody else.”

“Mean old fing! Who did he fink was goin’ to cook fings--an’ go to

“I dunno, but I guess he had a chance to think about it, for the Lord
made whole crowds of locusts come. Them’s grasshoppers, you know, an’
they ate up everythin’ in all the gardens, an’ the folks got half
crazy about it.”

“Den I guesh dey didn’t tell their little boysh that they mushn’t kill
gwasshoppers, like mamma doesh. Wish I’d been dere! What did he do den?”

“Oh, he was a selfish old pig, just like he was before, so the Lord
said, ‘Moses, just hold your hand up to the sky a minute.’ An’ Moses
did it, and then it got darker in Egypt than it is in our coal-bin.
Folks couldn’t see anythin’ anywhere, an’ wherever they was when it
growed dark, they had to stay for three whole days an’ nights.”

“Gwacious!” Toddie exclaimed. “Wouldn’t it be drefful if Moses was to
go an’ hold his hand up in the sky while we’s a-sittin’ in dezhe
chairzh? Mebbe he will! Let’s holler for Aunt Alish!”

“Oh, he can’t do it now, ’cause he’s dead. Besides that, we ain’t
keepin’ any Izzyrelites from doin’ what they want to. Old Pharaoh
got awful frightened then, an’ told Moses he might take all the people
away, but they mustn’t take their things with ’em--the selfish old
fellow! But Moses knew how hard the poor Izzyrelites had to work for
the few things they had, so he said they wouldn’t go unless they could
carry everythin’ they owned. An’ that made Pharaoh mad, an’ he said,
‘Get out! If I catch you here again I’ll kill you!’s An’ Moses said,
‘Don’t trouble yourself; you won’t see me again unless you want me.’”

“Shouldn’t fink he would,” said Toddie. “Nobody’s goin’ to vizhit
kings dzust to have deir heads cutted off. Even our shickens knows
enough not to come to Mike when he wants to cut deir heads off. Gwon!”

“Well, then the Lord told Moses somethin’ that must have made him feel
awful. He told him that next night every biggest boy in every family
was goin’ to be killed by an angel. Ain’t I glad I didn’t live there
then! I’d like to see an angel, but not if that’s what he wants to do
with me. What would you do if an angel was to kill me, Tod?”

“I’d have all your marbles,” Toddie answered, promptly, “and the
goat-cawwiage would be all mine. Gwon!”

“Well, the Lord told Moses about it, an’ Moses told the folks; an’
he told ’em all to kill a little lamb, an’ dip their fingers in the
blood, an’ make a cross on their door-posts, so when the angel came
along an’ saw it he wouldn’t kill the biggest boy in their houses.
An’ that night down came the angel, an’ everybody woke up an’ cried
awful--worse than you did when you fell down-stairs the other day,
because all the biggest died. You couldn’t go anywhere without hearin’
papas an’ mammas cryin’.”

“Did dey all have funerals den?”

“Of course.”

“Gwacious! Den the little ’Gyptian boys dat didn’t get killed could
look at deaders all day long! What did Pharo’s do ’bout it den?”

“He sent right after Moses an’ his brother, in a hurry, an’ he
told ’em that he’d been a bad king--just as if they didn’t know that
already! An’ he told ’em to take all the Izzyrelites, an’ all their
things, an’ go right straight away--he was in such a hurry that he
didn’t even invite Moses to the funeral, though he had a dead biggest
boy himself. An’ all the Egyptian people came too, and begged the
Izzyrelites to hurry an’ go--they didn’t see what they was waitin’
for. They was so glad to get rid of ’em that they lent ’em anything
they wanted.”

“Pies an’ cakes?”

“No!” said Budge, contemptuously. “You don’t s’pose folks that’s
goin’ off travelin’ for forty years is goin’ to think ’bout eatin’
first thing, do you? They borrowed clothes, an’ money, an’ everything
else they could get, an’ left the Egyptians awful poor. An’ off they

“Did they have a ’cursion train?”

“No! All the excursion trains in the world couldn’t have held such lots
of people. They rode on camels and donkeys, but lots of ’em walked.”

“I don’t think that was a bit of fun.”

“You would have,” said Budge, “if you’d always had to work like
everything. Don’t you ’member how once when mamma made you work, an’
carry away all the blocks you brought up on the piazza from the new
buildin’? You walked ’way off to the village to get rid of it.”

“Ye--es,” drawled Toddie, “but I knew I’d be rided back when dey came
to look for me. Den what did they do?”

“They started to travel to a nice country that the Lord had told Moses
about, an’ they got along till they came to a pretty big ocean where
there wasn’t any ferry-boats. I don’t see what Moses took ’em to
such a place as that for, unless the Lord wanted to show ’em that no
ferry-boats could get the best of Him, when all of a sudden they saw an
awful lot of dust bein’ kicked up behind ’em, an’ somebody said that
Pharaoh was a-comin’.”

“Should fink he’d seen ’nough of ’em,” said Toddie. “Did he come down
to the boat to wave his hanafitch good-by at ’em?”

“No, he knew there wasn’t any boats there, an’ so he came to take ’em
back again an’ make ’em work some more.”

“Should fink he’d be afraid de Lord would kill him next.”

“P’r’aps he did; but then, you see, he was awful lazy, an’ didn’t like
to work for himself; papa says there’s lots of folks that would rather
be killed than do any work.”

“Den what d’s de lazy folks do? They can’t catch any Izzyrelites, can

“No,” said Budge, “but they can do what the Izzyrelites done
themselves--they borrow other people’s money. Well, when the folks saw
that ’twas Pharaoh a-comin’, they began to grunt, an pitch into poor
Moses, an’ told him he ought to be ashamed of hisself to bring ’em
away off there to be killed, when they might have died in Egypt without
havin’ to walk so far. But Moses said: ‘Shut your mouth, will you?
The Lord’s doin’ this job.’ Then the Lord said: ‘Moses, lift up your
cane an’ point across the water with it!’s An’ the minute Moses done
that, the water of that ocean went way up on one side, and way up on
the other side--just like it does in the bathtub sometimes when we’re
splashin’, you know--and there was a path right through the bottom of
that ocean. An’ the people just skooted right along it!”

[Illustration: “SPLASHIN’ IN THE BATHTUB”]

“Did they put on their rubbers fyst? ’Cause if they didn’t there must
have been lots of little boys spanked when they got across for gettin’
their shoes muddy.”

“I don’t know about that,” said Budge, after a slight pause for
reflection. “I must ’member to ask papa about that. But when they all
got over they began to grumble some more, for along came Pharaoh’s army
right after ’em.”

“I fink they was a lot of good-for-nothing cry-babies,” Toddie

“Huh!” grunted Budge. “I guess you’d have yowled if you’d have been
trudgin’ along through the mud ever so long, an’ then seen some
soldiers an’ chariots an’ spears an’ bows an’ arrows comin’ to kill
you. But the Lord knew just how to manage. He always did. Papa says He
always comes in when you think He can’t. He said to Moses, ‘Lift up
your cane an’ point it across the ocean again.’s An’ Moses done it,
an’ down came that big fence of water on both sides kerswosh! An’ it
drownded old Pharaoh an’ the whole good-for-nothin’ lot.”

“Then did the Izzyrelites go to cryin’ some more?”

“Not much! They all got together an’ had a big sing.”

“I know what they sung,” said Toddie. “They all sung

“No, they didn’t,” said Budge. “They sung that splendid thing mamma
sings sometimes, ‘Sound the--loud tim--brel o’er--Egypt’--Egypt’

Budge had with great difficulty repeated the line of the glorious old
anthem, then he broke down and burst out crying.

“What’s you cryin’ about?” asked Toddie. “Is you playin’ you’s an

“No,” said Budge; “but whenever I think about that song, somethin’
comes up in my throat and makes me cry.”

The door of the room flew open, there was a rustle and a hurried tread,
and Mrs. Burton, her face full of tears, snatched Budge to her breast,
and kissed him repeatedly, while Toddie remarked:

“When fings come up in my froat I just fwallows ’em.”

Mrs. Burton conducted her nephews to the parlor floor, and said:

“Now, little boys, it’s nearly lunch time, and I am going to have you
nicely washed and dressed, so that if any one comes in you will look
like little gentlemen.”

“Ain’t we to be punished any more for bein’ bad?” asked Budge.

“No,” said Mrs. Burton, kindly; “I’m going to trust you to remember and
be good.”

“That isn’t what bothers me,” said Budge; “I told a great, long Bible
story to Tod up-stairs, so’s to be like big folks when they get bad, as
much as I could. But Tod didn’t tell any; I don’t think he’s got his

“He may tell his to-night, after Uncle Harry gets home,” said Mrs.

“An’ sit in a chair in the corner of the up-stairs room?” asked Budge.

“I hardly think that will be necessary this time,” answered the lady.

“Then I don’t think you punish fair a bit,” said Budge, with an
aggrieved pout.

“I’ll be dzust as sad as I can ’bout it, Budgie,” said Toddie, with a
brotherly kiss.

The boys were led off by the chambermaid to be dressed and Mrs.
Burton seated herself and devoted herself to earnest thought. Time
was flying, her husband had been between dark and breakfast-time most
exasperatingly solicitous as to the success of his wife’s theories of
government, and not even her genius of self-defense had prevailed
against him. She felt that so far she had been steadily vanquished. Her
husband had told her in other days that it was always so with the best
generals in their first engagements, so she determined that if men had
snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, she should be able to do so
as well. Her desperation at the thought of a long lifetime of “I told
you so’” from her husband made her determine that no discomfort should
prevent the most earnest endeavor for success.

The luncheon bell aroused her from what had become a reverie in the
valley of humiliation, and she found awaiting her at the table her
nephews--Budge in a jaunty sailor-suit and Toddie in a clean dress and
an immaculate white apron. An old experience caused her to promptly end
some researches of Toddie’, instituted to discover whether his aunt’
dishes were really “turtle-pyates,” and an attempt by Budge to drop
oysters in the mouth of the dog Terry, as he had seen his uncle do with
bread-crusts in the morning, was forcibly brought to a close. Beyond
the efforts alluded to, the children did nothing worse than people in
good society often do at table. After luncheon, Mrs. Burton said:

“Now, boys, this is Aunt Alice’s receptionday. I will probably
have several calls, and every one will want to know about that dear
little new baby, and you must be there to tell them. So you must keep
yourselves very neat and clean. I know you wouldn’t like to see any
dirty people in my parlor!”

“Hatesh to shtay in parlors,” said Toddie. “Wantsh to go and get some
jacks” (“Jack-in-the-pulpit”--a swamp plant).

“Not to-day,” said Mrs. Burton, kindly, but firmly. “No one with nice
white aprons ever goes for jacks. What would you think if you saw me in
a swampy, muddy place, with a nice white apron on, hunting for jacks!”

“Why, I’d fink you could bring home more’n me, ’cause your apron would
hold the mosht,” Toddie replied.

“I’ll tell you what,” said Budge, calling Toddie into a corner and
whispering earnestly to him. The purity of Budge’s expression of
countenance and the tender shyness with which he avoided her gaze when
he noticed that it was upon him, caused Mrs. Burton to instinctively
turn her head away, out of respect for what she believed to be a
childish secret of some very tender order. Glancing at the couple
again for only a second, she saw that Toddie, too, seemed rather
less matter-of-fact than usual. Finally both boys started out of the
doorway, Budge turning and remarking with inflections simply angelic:

“Will be back pretty soon, Aunt Alice.”

Mrs. Burton proceeded to dress; she idly touched her piano, until one
lady after another called, and occupied her time. Suddenly, while
trying to form a good impression on a very dignified lady of the
old school, both boys marched into the parlor from the dining-room.
Mrs. Burton motioned them violently away, for Budge’s trousers and
Toddie’ apron were as dirty as they well could be. Neither boy saw the
visitor, however, for she was hidden by one of the wings which held the
folding-doors, so both tramped up to their aunt, while Budge exclaimed:

“Folks don’t go to heaven the second day, anyhow, for we just dug up
the bird to see, an’ he was there just the same.”

“And dere wazh lots of little ants dere wiv him,” said Toddie. “Is dat
’cause dey want to got to hebben, too, an’ wantsh somebody wif wings
to help ’em up?”

“Budge!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, in chilling tones; “how did all this
dirt come on your clothes?”

“Why, you see,” said the boy, edging up confidentially to his aunt,
and resting his elbows on her knee as he looked up into her face, “I
couldn’t bear to put the dear little birdie in the ground again without
sayin’ another little prayer. And I forgot to brush my knees off.”

“Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, “you couldn’t have knelt down with your
stomach and breast. How did you get your nice white apron so dirty?”

Toddie looked at the apron and then at his aunt--looked at a picture
or two, and then at the piano--followed the cornice-line with his eye,
seemed suddenly to find what he was looking for, and replied:

“Do you fink dat apron’s dyty? Well, I don’t. Tell you watsh de matter
wif it--I fink de white’s gropped off.”

“Go into the kitchen!” Mrs. Burton commanded, and both boys departed
with heavy pouts where pretty lips should have been. Half an hour
later their uncle, who had come home early with the laudable desire of
meeting some of his wife’s acquaintances, found his nephew Toddy upon
the scaffolding of an unfinished residence half-way between his own
residence and the railway station. Remembering the story, dear to
all makers of school reading-books, of the boy whose sailor father saw
him perched upon the mainyard, Mr. Burton stood beneath the scaffolding
and shouted to Toddie:

[Illustration: “JUMP!” SHOUTED MR. BURTON]


“I can’t,” screamed Toddie.

“Jump!” shouted Mr. Burton, with increased energy.

“Tell you I can’t,” repeated Toddie. “Wezh playin’ Tower of Babel,
an’ hazh had our talks made different like de folks did den, an’ when
I tells Budge to bring buicksh, he only buingzh mortar, an’ when I
wantsh mortar he buings buicksh. An’ den we talksh like you an’ Aunt
Alice did yestuday at de table.”

“Yes,” said Budge, appearing from the inside of the building with
an armful of blocks. “Just listen.” And the young man chattered for
a moment or two in a dialect never even dimly hinted at except by a
convention of monkeys.

Mr. Burton cautiously climbed the ladder, brought down one boy at a
time, kissed them both and shook them soundly, after which the three
wended homeward, the boys having sawdust on every portion of their
clothes not already soiled by dirt, and most of Mrs. Burton’s callers
meeting the party _en route_.

Mr. Burton found his wife brilliantly conversational, yet averse to
talking about her nephews. The exercise which they had been compelled
to take in their emulation of the architects of the incomplete building
on the plain of Shinar gave them excellent appetites and silenced
tongues; but after his capacity had been tested to the uttermost Budge

“It’s time for Tod to do his punishment now, Aunt Alice. Don’t you

Mrs. Burton winked at her husband, and nodded approvingly to Budge.

“Come, Tod,” said Budge, “you must tell your awful sad story now, an’
feel bad.”

“Guesh I’ll tell ’bout Peter Gray,” said Toddie; “thatsh awful sad.”

“Who was Peter Gray?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“He’s a dzentleman dat a dyty little boy in the nexsht street to us
sings ’bout,” said Toddie, “only I don’t sing ’bout him--I only tellsh
it. It’s dzust as sad that-a-way.”

“Go on,” said Budge.

“Once was a man,” said Toddie, with great solemnity, “an’ his name was
Peter Gray. An’ he loved a lady. An’ he says to her papa, ‘I wantsh
to marry your little gyle.’ An’ what you fink dat papa said? He said,
‘No!’” (this with great emphasis). “That izhn’t as hard as he said it,
eiver, but it’s azh hard as I can say it. It’s puffikly dzedful when
Jimmy sings it. An’ Peter Gray felt awful bad den, an’ he went out
Wesht, to buy de shkinzh dat comes off of animals an’ fings, dough
how dat made him feel nicer Jimmy don’t sing ’bout. An’ bad Injuns
caught him an’ pulled his hair off, djust like ladies pull deirsh off
sometimezh. An’ when dat lady heard ’bout it, it made her feel so bad
dat she went to bed an’ died. Datsh all. Uncle Harry, ain’t you got to
be punished for somefin’, so you can tell ush a story?”

“It’s time little boys were in bed now,” said Mrs. Burton, arising and
taking Toddie in her arms.

“Oh, dear!” said Budge. “I wish I was a little boy in China, an’ just
gettin’ up.”

“So does I,” said Toddie; “’cause den you would have a tay-al on your
head an’ I could pull it!”

The boys retired, and Mrs. Burton broke her reticence so far as to tell
her husband the story she had heard in the morning, and to insist that
he was to arise early enough in the morning to unearth the buried bird
and throw it away.

“It’s perfectly dreadful,” said she, “that those children should be
encouraged in making trifling applications of great truths, and I am
determined, as far as possible, to prevent the effects by removing the

And her husband put on an exasperating smile and shook his head


The sun of the next morning arose at the outrageously unfashionable
hour that he affects in June, but Mrs. Burton was up before him.
Her husband had attended a town meeting the night before, and the
forefathers of the hamlet had been so voluble that Mr. Burton had not
returned home until nearly midnight. He needed rest, and his wife
determined that he should sleep as long as possible; but there were
things dearer to her than even the comfort of her husband, and among
these were the traditions she had received concerning things mystical.
She had an intuition that her nephews would examine the grave of the
bird they had interred two days before, and she dreaded to listen to
the literal conversation and comments that would surely follow. Had
the bird been a human being, the remarks of its tender-hearted little
friends would have seemed anything but materialistic to Mrs. Burton;
but it was only a bird, and the lady realized that to answer questions
as to the soullessness of an innocent being and the comparative value
of characterless men and women was going to be no easy task.

She therefore perfected a plan which should be fair to all concerned;
she would arouse her husband only when she heard her nephews moving;
then she would engage the young men in conversation while her husband
desecrated the grave. She would have saved considerable trouble by
locking the young men in their chamber and allowing her husband to
slumber content, but having failed to remove the key on the advent of
the boys they had found use for it themselves, and no questioning had
been able to discover its whereabouts. Meanwhile the boys were quiet,
and Mrs. Burton devoted the peaceful moments to laying out the day in
such a manner as to have the least possible trouble from her nephews.

A violent kicking at the front door and some vigorous rings of the bell
aroused the lady from her meditation and her husband from his dreams,
while the dog Terry, who usually slept on the inner mat at the front
door, began to howl piteously.

“Goodness!” growled Mr. Burton, rubbing his eyes, as his wife pulled
the bell-cord leading to the servants’s room. “To whom do we owe

“Oh, I’m afraid Helen is worse, or the baby is poorly!” exclaimed Mrs.
Burton, opening the chamber-window, and shouting, “Who is there?”

“Me,” answered a voice easily recognizable as that of Budge.

“Me, too!” screamed a thinner but equally familiar voice.

“We’ve got somethin’ awful lovely to tell you, Aunt Alice,” shouted
Budge. “Let us in, quick!”

“Lovelier dan cake or pie or candy!” screamed Toddie.

One of the servants hurried down the stairs, the door opened, light
footsteps hurried up the steps, and the dog Terry, pausing for no
morning caress from his master, hurried under the bed for refuge, from
which locality he expressed his apprehension in a dismal falsetto.
Then, with a tramp which only children can execute, and which horses
cannot approach in noisiness, came Budge and Toddie. Arrived at their
aunt’s chamber-door, each boy tried to push the other away, that he
might himself tell the story of which both were full. At last, from the
outer side of the door:

“Dear little bydie’s gone to hebben.”

“Yes,” said Budge, “the angels took him away.”

“An’ de little ants all went to hebben wif him,” said Toddie.

“Only the angels didn’t take the gravestone, too,” said Budge. “Say,
Aunt Alice, what’s the use of gravestones after folks is gone to

“I know,” said Toddie. “I fought everybody knowed dat; it’s so’s folks
know where to plant lovely flowers for deir angel what was in the grave
to look down at.”

“Now,” said Budge, with the air of a champion of a newly discovered
doctrine, “I’m just goin’ to ask papa who the folks are that don’t
believe deaders go to heaven. I’ll jist tell ’em what geese they are.”

“Angels is dzust like birdies, isn’t they, Aunt Alice?” Toddie asked.
“’Cause dey’ got winghs an’ clawshes, too.”

“How do you know they have claws?” asked Mr. Burton.

“’Cause I saw deir scratch-holes in the dyte at the grave,” said
Toddie. “Dey was dzust little bits of scratchy cracks like little
bydies make. I guesh dey was little baby-angels.”

Mr. Burton winked at his wife, who was looking greatly mystified, and
he uttered the single monosyllable:


“How did you get out of the house, children?” Mr. Burton asked.

“Jumped out of one of the kitchen windows,” said Budge. “But it was
so high from the ground that we couldn’t get in again that way. And I
think it’s breakfast-time; we’ve been up ’bout two hours.”

“Now’s the time for orthodox teaching, my dear,” suggested Mr. Burton.
“Physiologists say that the mind is more active when the stomach’s

[Illustration: “CATS,” UTTERED MR. BURTON]

“Thank you,” said Mrs. Burton, starting for the kitchen, “but the minds
of those boys are too active, even on full stomachs.”

Breakfast was on the table in due time, and the boys showed
appreciation of it. After they were partly satisfied, however, Budge

“Aunt Alice, how much longer do you suppose we can live without seeing
that dear little sister?”

“Dear little girl sister,” said Toddie, by way of correction.

“Oh, quite a while,” Mrs. Burton replied. “I know you love it and your
mamma too much to make either of them any trouble, and both of them are
quite feeble yet. You love them better than you love yourself, don’t

“Certainly,” said Budge. “That’s why I want to see ’em so awful much.”

“I fink it’s awful mean for little sishterzh not to have deir budders
to play wif,” said Toddie.

“Well, I will think about it, and if you will both be very good, we
will go there to-day.”

“Oh!” said Budge. “We’ll be our very goodest. I’ll tell you what, Tod;
we’ll have a Sunday-school right after breakbux; that’ll be good.”

“I know something gooder dan that,” said Toddie. “We’ll play Daniel in
de lions’s den, and you be de king an’ take me out. Dat’ a good deal
gooder dan dzust playin’ Sunday-school; ’caush takin’ folks away from
awful bitey lions is a gooder fing dan dzust singin’ an’ prayin’, like
they do in Sunday-school.”

“Another frightful fit of heterodoxy to be overcome, my dear,” observed
Mr. Burton. “That dreadful child is committed to the doctrine of the
superior efficacy of works over faith.”

“I shall tell him the story of Daniel correctly,” said Mrs. Burton,
“and error will be sure to fly from the appearance of truth.”

Mr. Burton took his departure for the day, and while his wife busied
herself in household management, the children discussed the etiquette
of the promised visit.

“Tell you what, Tod,” said Budge, “we ought to take her presents,
anyhow. That was one of the lovaly things about Jesus being a little
baby once. You know those shepherds came an’ brought him lots of

“What letsh take her?” asked Toddie.

“Well,” said Budge, “the shepherds carried money and things that
smelled sweet, so I guess that’s what we ought to do.”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie. “’Cept, houzh we goin’ to get ’em?”

“We can go into the house very softly when we get home, you know,” said
Budge, “an’ shake some pennies out of our savings-bank; them’ll do for
the money. Then for things that smell sweet we can get flowers out of
the garden.”

“Dat’ll be dzust a-givin’ her fings that’s at home already. I fink
’twould be nicer to carry her somefin’ from here, just as if we was
comin’ from where we took care of de sheep.”

“Tell you what,” said Budge. “Let’ tease Aunt Alice for pennies. We
ought to have thought about it before Uncle Harry went away.”

“Oh, yes!” said Toddie. “An’ dere’s a bottle of smelly stuff in Aunt
Alice’s room; we’ll get some of dat. Shall we ask her for it, or dzust
make b’lieve it’s ours?”

“Let’s be honest ’bout it,” said Budge. “It’s wicked to hook things.”

“’Twouldn’t be hookin’ if we took it for dat lovaly little sister
baby, would it?” asked Toddie. “’Sides, I want to s’prise Aunt Alice
an’ everybody wif de lots of presentsh I makesh to de dear little

“Oh! I’ll tell you what,” said Budge, forgetting the presents entirely
in his rapture over a new idea. “You know how bright the point of the
new lightning-rod on our house is? Well, we’ll make b’lieve that’s
the star in the East, an’ it’s showin’ us where to come to find the

“Oh, yes!” exclaimed Toddie. “An’ maybe Aunt Alice’ll carry us on
her back, and then we’ll make b’lieve we’re ridin’ camels, like
the shepherds in the picture we had Christmas, an’ tore up to make
menageries of.”

The appearance of a large grasshopper directly in front of the boys
ended the conversation temporarily, for both started in chase of it.


Half an hour later both boys straggled into the house, panting and
dusty, and flung themselves upon the floor, when their aunt, with that
weakness peculiar to the woman who is not also a mother, asked them
where they had been, why they were out of breath, how they came by so
much dust on their clothes, and why they were so cross. Budge replied,
with a heavy sigh:

“Big folks don’t know much about little folks’s troubles.”

“Bad old hoppergrass, just kept a-goin’ wherever he wanted to, an’
never comed under my hat,” complained Toddie.

“Perhaps he knew it would not be best for you to have him, Toddie,”
said Mrs. Burton. “What would you have done with him if you had
succeeded in catching him?”

“Tookted his hind hoppers off,” said Toddie, promptly.

“How dreadful!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “What would you have done that

“So’s he’d fly,” said Toddie. “The idea of anybody wif wings goin’
awound on their hoppersh! How’d you like it if I had wings, an’ only
trotted and jumped instead of flied?”

“My dear little boy,” said Mrs. Burton, taking her nephew on her lap,
“you must know that it’s very wrong to hurt animals in that way. They
are just as the Lord made them, and just as he wants them to be.”

“All animals?” asked Toddie.

“Certainly,” answered Mrs. Burton.

“Then what for doesh you catch pitty little mices in traps an’ kill

Mrs. Burton hastened to give the conversation a new direction.

“Because they’re very troublesome,” she said. “And even troublesome
people have to be punished when they meddle with other people’s things.”

“We know that, I guess,” interposed Budge, with a sigh.

“But,” said Mrs. Burton, hurrying forward to her point, “the animals
have nerves and flesh and blood and bones, just like little boys do,
and are just the way the Lord made them.”

“I’ll look for the hoppergrass’s blood next time I pull one’s legsh
off,” said Toddie.

“Don’t,” said Mrs. Burton. “You must believe what aunty tells you, and
you mustn’t trouble the poor things at all. Why, Toddie, there are real
smart men, real good men that everybody respects, that have spent their
whole lives in study of insects, like grasshoppers, and flies, and

“An’ never got stung?” asked Toddie. “How did dey do it?”

“They don’t care if they are stung,” said Mrs. Burton. “They are deeply
interested in learning how animals are made. They study all kinds
of animals, and try to find out why they are different from people;
and they find out that some wee things, like grasshoppers, are more
wonderful than any person that ever lived!”

“I should think so,” said Budge. “If I could hop like a grasshopper,
I could jump faster than any boy in the kindergarten, an’ if I could
sting like a hornet, I could wallop any boy in town.”

“Does they adzamine big animals, too?” asked Toddie.

“Yes,” said Mrs. Burton. “One of them has been away out West among the
dreadful Indians, just to find out what horses were like a good many
years ago.”

“If I find out all ’bout horsesh,” said Toddie, “will everybody like

“Very likely,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Then I’m goin’ to,” said Toddie, sliding out of his aunt’s lap.

“Never mind about it now, dear,” said Mrs. Burton. “We are going to see
mamma and baby now. Go and dress yourselves neatly, boys.”

Both children started, and Mrs. Burton, who was already prepared for
her trip, opened a novel, first giving herself credit for having turned
at least one perverted faculty of Toddie’s into its heaven-ordained

“Another triumph to report to my husband,” said she, with a fine air
of exultation, as she opened her novel. “And yet,” she continued,
absent-mindedly, laying the book down again, “I believe I have found no
occasion on which to report yesterday’s victories!”

The boys were slow to appear; but when they came down-stairs they
presented so creditable an appearance as to call for a special
compliment from their aunt. On their way to their mamma’s house they
seemed preoccupied, and they sought frequent occasions to whisper to
each other.

Arrived at home, their impatience knew no restraint; and when the nurse
appeared with a wee bundle, topped with a little face, and lying on a
big pillow, both boys pounced upon it at once, Budge trying to crowd
several pennies into the baby’s rose-leaves of hands, while Toddie held
to its nose a bottle labeled “Liquid Bluing.” At the same time the
baby sneezed alarmingly and a strong odor of camphor pervaded the room.

“Where can that camphor be?” asked the nurse. “There is nothing that
Mrs. Lawrence hates so intensely!”

The baby stopped sneezing and began a pitiful wail, while Toddie
hastened to pick up the bluing-bottle; then the nurse saw that upon
the baby’s hitherto immaculate wraps there was a large stain of a
light-blue tint and emitting a strong odor of camphor. Meanwhile,
Toddie had dragged upon his aunt’s sack, held his precious bottle up to
his aunt’s nose, and exclaimed:

“Izhn’t dat too baddy! Baby gropped it, and spilled mosht every bit of
it on her c’ozhes an’ on de floor!”

“Where did you get that camphor, Toddie?” asked Mrs. Burton, “and why
did you bring it here?”

“Tizhn’t campiffer,” said Toddie. “It’ pyfume; I got it out of a big
bottle on your bureau, where you makes your hankafusses smell sweet
at. Budgie an’ me done dzust what dem sheepmen did when dey came to
Beflehem to see de dear little Jesus-baby: we brought our baby money
an’ fings dat smelled sweet.”

Mrs. Burton kissed Toddie; then the nurse fell on the floor and
displayed the baby’s face, and then the face was shadowed from the
light, and baby opened two little eyes and regarded her brothers with
a stare of queenly gravity and gentleness, and the adoration expressed
by the faces of the two boys was such as no old master ever put into
the faces in an “Adoration of the Magi,” and above them bent a face
more mature but none the less suffused with tender awe. The silence
seemed too holy and delightful to be broken, but Toddie soon looked up
inquiringly into his aunt’s face and asked:

“Aunt Alice, why don’t dere be a lovely sun around her head like dere
is in pictures of dear little Jesus-babies?”

The quartet became human again, and the nurse offered each of the party
a five-minute interview with the mother. Mrs. Burton emerged from the
sick-chamber with a face which her nephews could not help scrutinizing
curiously; Budge came out with the remark that he would never worry his
sweet mamma again while he lived, but Toddie exclaimed:

“If I had a little new baby I wouldn’t stay in bed in dark roomsh all
day long. I dzust get up an’ dansh awound.”

“Aunt Alice,” asked Budge, on the way back to his uncle’s residence,
“now there’ somebody else at our house to have a birthday, isn’t there?
When will baby sister’ birthday come--how many days?”

“About three hundred and sixty,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Goodness!” exclaimed Budge. “And how long ’fore Christmas’ll come

“Nearly two hundred days.”

“Well, I think I will die if somebody don’t have a birthday pretty
soon, so I can give ’em presents.”

“Why, you dear, generous little fellow,” said Mrs. Burton, stooping to
kiss him, “my own birthday will come to-morrow.”

“Oh--h--h--h!” exclaimed Budge. “Say Toddie----” The remainder of
the conversation was conducted in whispers and with countenances of
extreme importance. The boys even took a different road for home, Budge
explaining to his aunt that they had a big secret to talk about.

Mrs. Burton stopped _en route_ to ask a neighborly question or two,
and arrived at home somewhat later than her nephews. She saw a horse
and wagon at the door, and rightly imagined that they belonged to the
grocer. But what a certain white mass on the ground under the horse
could consist of Mrs. Burton was at a loss to conjecture, and she
quickened her pace only to find the white substance aforesaid resolve
itself into the neatly clothed body of her nephew, Toddie, who was
lying on his back in the dirt, and contemplating the noble animal’s
chest with serene curiosity.

There are moments in life when dignity unbends in spite of itself, and
grace of deportment becomes a thing to be loathed. Such a moment Mrs.
Burton endured, as, dropping her parasol, she cautiously but firmly
seized Toddie and snatched him from his dangerous position.

“Go into the house, this instant, you dirty boy!” said she, with an
imperious stamp of her foot.

The fear in Toddie’s countenance gave place to expostulation, as he

“I was only dzust----”

“Go into the house this instant!” repeated Mrs. Burton.

“Ah--h--h--h!” said Toddie, beginning to cry, and rolling out his under
lip as freely as if there were yards of it yet to come. “I was only
studyin’ how the horsie was made togevver, so’s everybody’d espec’s
an’ love me. Can’t go to where dem Injuns is, so I fought a gushaway’s
[grocery] man’ horsie would be dzust as good. Ah--h--h!”

“There was no necessity for your lying on the ground, in your clean
piqué dress, to do it,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Ah--h--h!” said Toddie again. “I studied all de west of him fyst, an’
I couldn’t hold him up so as to look under him. I tried to, an’ he
looked at me dweadful cwosh, an’ so I didn’t.”

“Go into the house and have another dress put on,” said Mrs. Burton.
“You know very well that nothing excuses little boys for dirtying their
clothes when they can help it. When your Uncle Harry comes home we
shall have to devise some way of punishing you so that you may remember
to take better care of your clothing in the future.”

“Ah--h--h--h--! I hope de Lord won’t make any more horsesh, den, nor
any little boys to be told to find out about ’em, an’ be punnissed
dzust for gettin’ deir c’oshes a little dyty!” screamed Toddie,
disappearing through the doorway and filling the house with angry

Mrs. Burton lingered for a moment upon the piazza steps, and bravely
endured a spasm of sense. There forced itself upon her mind the idea
that it might be possible that the soiling of garments was not the
sin of all sins, and that Toddie had really been affected by her
information about the noble origin and nature of the animal physique.
Certainly nothing but a sincere passion for investigation could have
led Toddie between the feet of a horse, and a person so absorbed in
scientific pursuits might possibly be excused for being regardless of
personal appearance. But clean clothing ranked next to clean hearts in
the Mayton family, and such acquirements as Mrs. Burton possessed she
determined to lovingly transmit to her nephews, so far as was in her
power. Toddie seemed in earnest in his indignation, and she respected
mistaken impressions which were honestly made, so she determined to try
to console the weeping child. Going into his room, she found her nephew
lying on his back, kicking, screaming, and otherwise giving vent to his

“Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, “it is too bad that you should have so much
trouble just after you have been to see your mamma and little sister.”

“I know it!” screamed Toddie, “an’ you can dzust go down-stairs again
if dat’s all you came to tell me.”

“But, Toddie, dear,” said Mrs. Burton, kneeling and smoothing the hot
forehead of her nephew, “aunty wants to see you feeling comfortable

“Den put me back under the horsie again, so folksh’ll ’espec’s me,”
sobbed Toddie.

“You’ve learned enough about the horse for to-day,” said Mrs. Burton.
“I’ll ask your papa to teach you more when you go back home. Poor
little boy, how hot your cheeks are! Aunt Alice wishes she could see
you looking happy again.”

Toddie stopped crying for a moment, looked at his aunt intently, sat
up, put on an air of importance, and said:

“Did de Lord send you up-stairsh to tell me you was sorry for what you
done to me?” asked Toddie. “Den I forgives you, only don’t do dat baddy
way any more. If you want to put a clean dwess on me, you can.”

“Aunt Alice,” said Budge, who had sauntered into the room, “you told
Uncle Harry at the breakbux table that you was goin’ to tell us about
Daniel to-day. Don’t you think it’s about time to do it?”

“Oh, yes,” said Toddie, hurrying his head into his clean dress, “an’
how de lions et up de bad men dat made de king frow Daniel in de deep
dark hole. Gwon.”

“There was a very good young man whose name was Daniel,” said Mrs.
Burton, “and although the king made a law that nobody should pray
except to the gods that his people worshiped, Daniel prayed every day
to the same Lord that we love.”

“He was up in heaven then, like he is now, wasn’t he?” said Budge.


“Then where was the other people’s god?”

“Oh, on shelves and in closets, and all sorts of places,” said Mrs.
Burton. “They were only bits of wood and stone; idols, in fact.”

“And wasn’t they good?”

“Not at all.”

“Well, I don’t think that’s very nice, for papa sometimes says that I
am mamma’ idol. Am I sticky or stony?”

“Certainly not, dear. He means that your mother cares a great deal for
you; that is all. And Daniel prayed just as he chose and when he chose,
and the people that didn’t like him hurried up the king and said, ‘Just
see, that young man for whom you care so much is praying to the Lord
that the Jews believe in.’s The king was sorry to hear this, but Daniel
wouldn’t tell a lie; he admitted that he prayed just as he wanted to,
so the king had to order some men to throw Daniel into the den of
lions. He felt very badly about it, for Daniel had been always very
good and honest, and very good people are hard to find anywhere.”

“Musht tell mamma dat, nexsht time she saysh I must be very good,” said
Toddie. “Gwon.”

“They threw poor Daniel in among the lions, and he must have felt
dreadful on the way to the den, for he knew that lions are very savage
and hungry. Why, one single lion will often eat up a whole man, yet
there were a great many lions in the den Daniel was taken to.”

“He wouldn’t make much of a supper for all of them, poor fellow, would
he?” Budge asked.


“No,” said Mrs. Burton, “so he did what sensible people always do
when they find themselves in trouble. He prayed. As for the king, I
imagine he didn’t sleep much that night. People who take the advice of
others and against their own better judgment, generally have to feel
uncomfortable about it. At any rate, the king was awake very early next
morning, and hurried off to the den alone, and looked in, and shouted,
‘Daniel! the Lord that you believe in, was he strong enough to keep the
lions from eating you?’ And then Daniel answered the king--think of how
happy it must have made the king to hear his voice, and know he was
not dead! The unkindness of the king had not made Daniel forget to be
respectful, so he said, ‘Oh, king, I hope you may live for ever.’s Then
he told the king that he had not been hurt at all, and the king was
very glad, and he had Daniel taken out, and then the bad men who had
been the cause of Daniel being given to the lions were all thrown into
the den themselves, and the lions ate every one of them.”

“I know why they let Daniel alone an’ ate up all the other fellows,”
said Budge, with an air of comprehension.

“I felt sure you would, dear little boy,” said Mrs. Burton; “but you
may tell me what you think about it.”

“Why, you see,” said Budge, “Daniel was only one man, and he would be
only a speck apiece for all those lions--just like one single bite of
cake to a little boy. When there were plenty of men, so that each
lion could have one for himself, they made up their minds it was
dinner-time, an’ so they went to work.”

Somehow this reply caused Mrs. Burton to forget to enforce the great
moral application of the story of Daniel, and she found it convenient
to make a sudden tour of inspection in the kitchen. She was growing
desperately conscious that, instead of instructing and controlling the
children, she had thus far done little but supply material for their
active minds and bodies to employ in manners extremely distasteful to
her. More than once she found her mind wavering between two extremes of
the theories of government--it seemed to her that she must either be
very severe, or must allow the children to naturally develop their own
faculties, within reasonable bounds. At the first she rebelled, partly
because she was not cruel by nature, as severe rulers of children
often are, and partly because the children were not her own. The other
extreme was equally distasteful, however. Were not children always made
to mind in well-regulated families? To be sure, they seldom in such
cases fulfilled, in adult years, the promise of their youth, but that,
of course, was their own fault--whose else could it be? Should adults,
should she, whose will had never been brooked by parent or husband,
set aside her own inclinations for the sake of a couple of unformed,
unreasoning minds?

Like most other people in doubt, Mrs. Burton did nothing for a few
hours and succeeded thereby in entirely losing sight of her nephews
until nearly sunset, when, drawn by that instinct which is strongest
in the most immature natures, the boys returned for something to eat.
Though quiet, there could be no doubt about their contentment; their
clothes were very dirty, and so were their faces, but out of the latter
shone that indefinable something that is the easily read indication of
the consciousness of rectitude and satisfaction with the results of
right-doing. They were not communicative, even under much questioning,
and Mr. Burton finally said, as one in a soliloquy:

“I wonder what it was?”

“What are you talking about, Harry?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“I am merely wondering what original and expensive experiment they’ve
been up to now,” replied the head of the household.

“None whatever,” said Mrs. Burton, with an energy almost startling. “I
often wonder how men can be so blind. Look at their dear, pure little
faces, dirty though they are; there’s no more consciousness of wrong
there than there could be in an angel’s face.”

“Just so, my dear,” said Mr. Burton. “If they were oftener conscious of
misdeeds they would be worse boys, but a great deal less troublesome.
Come see uncle, boys--don’t you want a trot on my knees?”

Both children scrambled into their uncle’ arms, and Budge began to
whisper very earnestly.

“Yes, I suppose so,” Mr. Burton answered.

“Goody, goody, goody!” exclaimed Budge, clapping his hands. “I’m going
to give you a birthday present to-morrow, Aunt Alice.”

“So am I,” said Toddie.

“It’s something to eat,” said Budge.

“Mine, too,” said Toddie.

“Be careful, Budge,” said Mr. Burton. “You’ll let the secret out if
you’re not careful.”

“Oh, no, I won’t. I only said ’twas something to eat. But say, Aunt
Alice, how do bananas grow?” [said] Toddie, with brightening eyes and a
confident shake of his curly head.

“And I know,” said Mr. Burton, lifting Toddie suddenly from his knee,
“that either a certain little boy is breaking to pieces and spilling
badly, or something else is. What’ this?” he continued, noticing a very
wet spot on Toddie’s apron, just under which his pocket was. “And”
(here he opened Toddie’ pocket and looked into it) “what is that vile
muss in your pocket?”

Toddie’s eyes opened in wonder, and then his countenance fell.

“’Twash only a little bunch,” said he, “an’ I was goin’ to eat it on
de way home, but I forgotted it!”

“They’re white grapes, my dear,” said Mr. Burton. “The boys have been
robbing somebody’s hothouse; Tom has no grapes in his. Where did you
get these, boys?”

“Sh--h--h!” whispered Toddie, impressively. “Nobody musht never tell

“Where did you get those grapes?” demanded Mrs. Burton, hastening to
the examination of the dripping dress.

Toddie burst into tears.

“I should think you would cry!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton; “after stealing
people’ fruit.”

“Isn’t cryin’ ’bout dat,” sobbed Toddie. “I’ze cryin’ ’caush youze
a-spoilin’ my s’prise for your bifeday ev’ry minute you’ a-talkin’!”

“Alice, Alice!” said Mr. Burton, softly. “Remember that the poor child
is not old enough to have learned what stealing means.”

“Then he shall learn now!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, all of her righteous
sense upon the alert. “What do you suppose would become of you if you
were to die to-night?”

“Won’t die!” sobbed Toddie. “If angel comes to kill me like he did the
’Gyptians, I’ll hide.”

“No one could hide from the angel of the Lord,” said Mrs. Burton,
determined that fear should do what reason could not.

“Why, he doesn’t carry no lanternzh wif him in de night-time, does he?”
said Toddie.

Mr. Burton laughed but his wife silenced him with a glance and answered:

“He can see well enough to find bad little boys when he wants them.”

“Ain’t bad,” screamed Toddie, “an’ I won’t give you de uvver grapes
now, dat we brought home in a flower-pot.”

“Come to uncle, old boy,” said Mr. Burton, taking the doleful child
upon his knee again, and caressing him tenderly. “Tell uncle all about
it, and he’ll see if you can’t be set all right.”

“An’ not let de killey angel come catch me?” asked Toddie.


“I’ll tell you, Uncle Harry,” said Budge. “We was goin’ to give Aunt
Alice fruit for her birthday--me bananas an’ Tod white grapes. We
didn’t know where any bananas growed, but Mr. Bushman, way off along
the mountain, has got lots of lovely grapes in his greenhouse, ’cause
we went there once with papa, and they talked ’bout grapes an’ things
’most all afternoon, an’ he told him to come help himself whenever
he wanted any. So we made up a great secret, an’ we went up there
this afternoon to ask him to give us some for our aunt, ’cause ’twas
goin’ to be her birthday. But he wasn’t home, and the greenhouse man
wasn’t there either; but the door was open, an’ we went in an’ saw
the grapes, an’ we made up our minds that he wouldn’t care if we took
some, ’cause he told papa to. So we got three or four nice bunches, and
put ’em in a flower-pot with leaves in it, and each of us got a little
bunch to eat ourselves; but we found lots of wild strawberries on the
way back, so Tod forgot his grapes, I guess, but mine’s safe in my
stomach. An’ ’twas awful hot an’ dusty, an’ I never got so tired in
my life. But we wanted to make Aunt Alice happy, so we didn’t care.”

“An’ then she said we was fiefs!” sobbed Toddie. “Bad old fing!”

“Never mind, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, all her moral purpose taking
flight as she kissed the tear-stained, dirty little cheeks, and carried
her nephew to the dinner-table.


Toddie’s meal was quickly dispatched. He seemed preoccupied, and
hurried away from the table, though he was quite ready to go to bed
when summoned by his aunt. Half an hour later Mr. Burton, sauntering
out to the piazza to smoke, saw a large, rude cross, in red ink,
on either side of the door-frame. Even men have weaknesses, and a
fastidiousness about the appearance of his house was one of Mr.
Burton’. He dashed up the stairs, three steps at a time, and burst into
his nephew’s room, exclaiming:

“Who daubed the door with ink?”

“Me,” said Toddie, boldly. “I was afraid you’d forget to tell dat
killey angel I wasn’t any fief, so I putted crosses on de door, like de
Izzyrelites did, so he would go a-past. He wouldn’t know de ink wasn’t
blood, I guess, in de night-time.”

Toddie suddenly found himself alone again.


Mrs. Burton’s birthday dawned brightly, and it is not surprising that
as it was her first natal anniversary since her marriage to a man who
had no intention or ability to cease being a lover, her ante-breakfast
moments were too fully and happily occupied to allow her to even
think of two little boys who had already impressed upon her their
willingness and general ability to think for themselves. As for the
boys themselves, they woke with the lark, and with a heavy sense of
responsibility also. The room of Mrs. Burton’s chambermaid joined their
own, and the occupant of that room having been charged by her mistress
with the general care of the boys between dark and daylight, she had
grown accustomed to wake at the first sound in the boys’s room. On the
morning of her mistress’s birthday the first sound she heard was:


No response could be heard; but a moment later the chambermaid heard:


“Ah--h--h--ow!” drawled a voice, not so sleepily but it could sound

“Wake up, dear old Toddie budder. It’ Aunt Alice’s birthday now.”

“Needn’t bweak my earzh open, if ’tis,” whined Toddie.

“I only holloed in one ear, Tod,” remonstrated Budge, “an’ you ought
to love dear Aunt Alice enough to have that hurt a little rather than
not wake up.”

A series of groans, snarls, whines, grunts, snorts, and remonstrances
semi-articulate were heard, and at length some complicated wriggles and
convulsive kicks were made manifest to the listening ear, and Budge

“That’s right! Now let’s get up an’ get ready. Say; do you know
that we didn’t think anything about having some music? Don’t you
remember how papa played the piano last mamma’s birthday when she came
down-stairs, an’ how happy it made her, an’ we danced around?”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie. “Let’.”

“Tell you what,” said Budge. “Let’ both bang the piano, like mamma an’
Aunt Alice does together sometimes.”

“Oh, yesh!” Toddie exclaimed. “We can make some awful big bangsh
before she can get down to tell us to don’t.”

Then there was heard a scurrying of light feet as the boys picked
up their various articles of clothing from the corners, chairs,
bureau, table, etc., where they had been tossed the night before.
The chambermaid hurried to their assistance, and both boys were soon
dressed. A plate containing bananas, and another with the hard-earned
grapes, were on the bureau, and the boys took them and tiptoed down the
stair and into the dining-room.

“Gwacious!” said Toddie, as he placed his plate on the sideboard;
“maybe the gwapes an’ buttonanoes has got sour. I guesh we’d better
try ’em, like mamma does de milk on hot morningsh when the baddy
milkman don’t come time enough.” Toddie suited the action to the word
by plucking from a cluster the handsomest grape in sight. “I fink,”
said he, smacking his lips with the suspicious air of a professional
taster; “I fink dey is gettin’ sour.”

“Let’s see,” said Budge.

“No,” said Toddie, plucking another grape with one hand while with the
other he endeavored to cover his gift. “Ize bid enough to do it all
myself. Unless,” he added, as a happy inspiration struck him, “you’ll
let me help see if your buttonanoes is sour.”

“Then you can only have one bite,” said Budge. “You must let me taste
about six grapes, ’cause ’twould take that many to make one of your
bites on a banana.”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie; and the boys proceeded to exchange duties,
Budge taking the precaution to hold the banana himself, so that his
brother should not abstractedly sample a second time, and Toddie doling
out the grapes with careful count.

“They are a little sour,” said Budge, with a wry face. “Perhaps some
other bunch is better. I think we’d better try each one, don’t you?”

“An’ each one of the buttonanoes, too,” suggested Toddie. “Dat one
wazh pretty good, but maybe some of the others isn’t.”

The proposition was accepted, and soon each banana had its length
reduced by a fourth, and the grape-clusters displayed a fine
development of wood. Then Budge seemed to realize that his present was
not as sightly as it might be, for he carefully closed the skins at the
ends, and turned the unbroken ends to the front as deftly as if he
were a born retailer of fruit.


This done, he exclaimed: “Oh! we want our cards on ’em, else how will
she know who they came from?”

“We’ll be here to tell her,” said Toddie.

“Huh!” said Budge; “that wouldn’t make her half so happy. Don’t you
know how when cousin Florence gets presents of flowers, she’s always
happiest when she’ lookin’ at the card that comes with ’em?”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie, hurrying into the parlor, and returning with
the cards of a lady and gentleman, taken haphazard from his aunt’s

“Now, we must write ‘Happy Birthday’ on the backs of ’em,” said Budge,
exploring his pockets, and extracting a stump of a lead pencil. “Now,”
continued Budge, leaning over the card, and displaying all the facial
contortions of the unpractised writer, as he laboriously printed, in
large letters, speaking, as he worked, a letter at a time:

“H--A--P--P--E B--U--R--F--D--A--Happy Birthday. Now, you must hold the
pencil for yours, or else it won’t be so sweet; that’s what mamma says.”

Toddie took the pencil in his pudgy hand, Budge guided it, and two
juvenile heads touched each other and swayed and twisted and bobbed in
unison until the work was completed.

“Now, I think she ought to come,” said Budge. (Breakfast-time was still
more than an hour distant.) “Why, the rising-bell hasn’t rung yet!
Let’s ring it!”

The boys fought for possession of the bell, but superior might
conquered and Budge marched up and down the hall, ringing with the
enthusiasm and duration peculiar to the amateur.

“Bless me!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, hastening to complete her toilet.
“How time does fly--sometimes!”

Mr. Burton saw something in his wife’ face that called for lover-like
treatment, but it was not without a sense of injury that he exclaimed,
immediately after, as he drew forth his watch:

“I declare! I would make an affidavit that we hadn’t been awake half an
hour. Ah! I forgot to wind my watch last night.”

The boys hurried into the parlor.

“I hear ’em trampin’ around!” exclaimed Budge, in great excitement.
“There!--the piano’s shut! Isn’t that too mean? Oh, I’ll tell you;
here’s Uncle Harry’s violin.”

“But whatsh I goin’ to play on?” asked Toddie, dancing frantically

“Wait a minute,” said Budge, dropping the violin, and hurrying to the
floor above, from which he speedily returned with a comb. A bound
volume of the _Portfolio_ lay upon the table, and opening this, Budge
tore the tissue paper from one of the etchings and wrapped the comb in

“There!” said he, “you fiddle an’ I’ll blow the comb. Goodness! why
don’t they come down? Oh, we forgot to put pennies under the plate, and
we don’t know how many years old to put ’em for.”

“An’ we ain’t got no pennies,” said Toddie.

“I know,” said Budge, hurrying to a cabinet in a drawer of which his
uncle kept the nucleus of a collection of American coinage. “This kind
of pennies,” Budge continued, “isn’t as pretty as our kind, but they’re
bigger, an’ they’ll look better on a table-cloth. Now, how old do you
think she is?”

“I dunno,” said Toddie, going into a reverie of hopeless conjecture.
“She’s about as big as you an’ me put togevver.”

“Well,” said Budge, “you’re four an’ I’m six, an’ four an’ six is
ten--I guess ten’ll be about the thing.”

Mrs. Burton’s plate was removed, and the pennies were deposited in
a circle. There was some painful counting and recounting, and many
disagreements, additions and subtractions. Finally, the pennies were
arranged in four rows, two of three each and two of two each, and Budge
counted the threes and Toddie verified the twos, and Budge was adding
the four sums together, when footsteps were heard descending the stairs.

Budge hastily dropped the surplus coppers upon the four rows, replaced
the plate, and seized the comb as Toddie placed the violin against
his knee as he had seen small, itinerant Italians do. A second or two
later, as the host and hostess entered the dining-room, there arose a
sound which caused Mrs. Burton to clap her fingers to her ears, while
her husband exclaimed:


Then both boys dropped their instruments, Toddie finding the ways of
his own feet seriously compromised by the strings of the violin, while
both children turned happy faces toward their aunt, and shouted:

“Happy Burfday!”

Mr. Burton hurried to the rescue of his darling instrument, while his
wife gave each boy an appreciative kiss, and showed them a couple of
grateful tears. Her eye was caught by the fruit on the sideboard, and
she read the cards aloud:

“Mrs. Frank Rommery--this is just like her effusiveness. I’ve never met
her but once, but I suppose her bananas must atone for her lack of
manners. Why, Charley Crewne! Dear me! What memories some men have!”

A cloud came upon Mr. Burton’s brow. Charley Crewne had been one of his
rivals for Miss Mayton’s hand, and Mrs. Burton was looking a trifle
thoughtful, and her husband was as unreasonable as newly made husbands
often are, when Mrs. Burton exclaimed:

“Some one has been picking the grapes off in the most shameful manner.

“Ain’t from no Rommerys an’ Crewnes!” said Toddie. “Devsh from me an’
Budgie, an’ we dzust tasted ’em to see if dey’d got sour in the night.”

“Where did the cards come from?” asked Mrs Burton.

“Out of the basket in the parlor,” said Budge. “But the back is the
nice part of ’em.”

Mrs. Burton’s thoughtful expression and her husband’s frown disappeared
together as they seated themselves at the table. Both boys wriggled
vigorously until their aunt raised her plate, and then Budge exclaimed:

“A penny for each year, you know.”

“Thirty-one!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, after counting the heap. “How

“What doesh you do for little boys on your bifeday?” asked Toddie,
after breakfast was served. “Mamma does lots of fings.”


“Yes,” said Budge, “she says she thinks people ought to get their own
happy by makin’ other people happy. An’ mamma knows better than you,
you know, ’cause she’s been married longest.”

Although Mrs. Burton admitted the facts, the inference seemed scarcely
natural, and she said so.

“Well--a--a--a--a--anyhow,” said Toddie, “mamma always has parties on
her bifeday, an’ we hazh all de cake we want.”

“You shall be happy to-day,” said Mrs. Burton; “for a few friends will
be in to see me this afternoon, and I am going to have a nice little
luncheon for them, and you shall lunch with us, if you will be very
good until then, and keep yourselves clean and neat.”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie. “Izhn’t it most time now?”

“Tod’s all stomach,” said Budge. “Say, Aunt Alice, I hope you won’t
forget to have some fruit-cake. That’s the kind we like best.”

“You’ll come home very early, Harry?” asked Mrs. Burton, ignoring her
nephew’ question.

“By noon, at furthest,” said the gentleman. “I only want to see my
morning letters, and fill any orders that may be in them.”

“What are you coming so early for, Uncle Harry?” asked Budge.

“To take Aunt Alice riding, old boy,” said Mr. Burton.

“Oh! just listen, Tod! Won’t that be jolly? Uncle Harry’s going to take
us riding!”

“I said I was going to take your Aunt Alice, Budge,” said Mr. Burton.

“I heard you,” said Budge, “but that won’t trouble us any. She always
likes to talk to you better than she does to us. Where are we going?”

Mr. Burton asked his wife, in German, whether the Lawrence-Burton
assurance was not charmingly natural, and Mrs. Burton answered in the
same tongue that it was, but was none the less deserving of rebuke,
and that she felt it her duty to tone it down in her nephews. Mr.
Burton wished her joy of the attempt, and asked a number of searching
questions about success already attained, until Mrs. Burton was glad to
see Toddie come out of a brown study and hear him say:

“I fink dat placesh where de river is bwoke off izh de nicest placesh.”

“What does the child mean?” asked his aunt.

“Don’t you know where we went last year, an’ you stopped us from
seein’ how far we could hang over, Uncle Harry?” said Budge.

“Oh! Passaic Falls!” exclaimed Mr. Burton.

“Yes, that’s it,” said Budge.

“Old riverzh bwoke wight in two dere,” said Toddie, “an’ a piece of
it’s way up in de air, an’ anuvver piece izh way down in big hole in
de stones. Datsh where I want to go widin’.”

“Listen, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton. “We like to take you riding with
us at most times, but to-day we prefer to go alone. You and Budge will
stay at home. We sha’n’t be gone more than two hours.”

“Wantsh to go a-widin’,” exclaimed Toddie.

“I know you do, dear, but you must wait until some other day.”

“But I wantsh to go,” Toddie explained.

“And I don’t want you to, so you can’t,” said Mrs. Burton in a tone
which would reduce any reasonable person to hopelessness. But Toddie,
in spite of manifest astonishment, remarked:

“Wantsh to go a-widin’.”

“Now the fight is on,” murmured Mr. Burton to himself. Then he arose
hastily from the table and said:

“I think I’ll try to catch the earlier train, my dear, as I am coming
back so soon.”

Mrs. Burton arose to bid her husband good-by, and was kissed with
more than usual tenderness, and then held at arm’ length, while
manly eyes looked into her own with an expression which she found
untranslatable--for two hours, at least. Mrs. Burton saw her husband
fairly on his way, and then she returned to the dining-room, led Toddie
into the parlor, took him on her lap, wound her arms tenderly about
him, and said:

“Toddie, dear, listen carefully to what Aunt Alice tells you. There
are some reasons why you boys should not go with us to-day, and Aunt
Alice means what she says when she tells you you can’t go with us. If
you were to ask a hundred times it would not make the slightest bit of
difference. You cannot go, and you must stop thinking about it.”

Toddie listened intelligently from beginning to end, and replied:

“But I wantsh to go.”

“And you can’t. That ends the matter.”

“No, it don’t,” said Toddie; “not a single bittie. I wantsh to go
badder dan ever.”

“But you are not going.”

“I wantsh to go so baddy,” said Toddie, beginning to cry.

“I suppose you do, and auntie is very sorry for you, but that does not
alter the case. When grown people say ‘No!’ little boys must understand
that they mean it.”

“But what I wantsh izh to go a-widin’ wif you.”

“And what I want is, that you shall stay at home; so you must. Let
us have no more talk about it now. Shouldn’t you like to go into the
garden and pick some strawberries all for yourself?”

“No, I’d like to go widin’.”

“Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, “don’t let me hear one more word about

“Well, I want to go.”

“Toddie, I will have to punish you if you say any more on this subject,
and that will make me very unhappy. You don’t want to make auntie
unhappy on her birthday, do you?”

“No; but I do want to go a-widin’.”

“Listen, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, with an imperious stamp of her
foot, and a sudden loss of her entire stock of patience. “If you say
one more word about that trip, I shall lock you in the attic chamber,
where you were the day before yesterday, and Budge shall not be with

Toddie gave vent to a torrent of tears, and screamed:

“A--h--h--h! I don’t want to be locked up, an’ I do want to go


Toddie suddenly found himself clasped tightly in his aunt’ arms, in
which position he kicked, pushed, screamed and roared during the
passage of two flights of stairs. The moment of his final incarceration
was marked by a piercing shriek which escaped from the attic-window,
causing the dog Terry to retire precipitately from a pleasing lounging
place on the well-curb, and making a passing farmer to rein up his
horses and maintain a listening position for the space of five minutes.
Meanwhile Mrs. Burton descended to the parlor, more flushed, untidy and
angry than any one had ever seen her. She soon encountered the gaze of
her nephew Budge, and it was full of solemnity, inquiry and reproach.

“How would you like to be carried up-stairs screamin’ an’ put in a
lonely room, just ’cause you wanted to go ridin’?” Budge asked.

Mrs. Burton was unable to imagine herself in any such position, but

“I should never be so foolish as to keep on wanting what I knew I could
not have.”

“Why!” exclaimed Budge. “Are grown folks as smart as all that?”

Mrs. Burton’s conscience smote her not overlightly, and she hastened
to change the subject, and to devote herself assiduously to Budge, as
if to atone for some injury which she might have done his brother. An
occasional howl which fell from the attic-window increased her zeal for
Budge’s comfort; under each one, however, her resolution grew weaker,
and, finally, with a hypocritical excuse to Budge, she hurried up to
the door of Toddie’s prison and said through the keyhole:



“Will you be a good boy, now?”

“Yesh, if you’ll take me a-widin’.”

Mrs. Burton turned abruptly away, and simply flew down the stairs.
Budge, who awaited her at the foot, instinctively stood aside, and

“I thought you was goin’ to tumble! Why didn’t you bring him down?”

“Bring who?”

“Oh, I know what you went up-stairs for,” said Budge. “Your eyes told
me all about it.”

“You’re certainly a rather inconvenient companion,” said Mrs. Burton,
averting her face, “and I want you to run home and ask how your mamma
and baby-sister are. Don’t stay long: remember that luncheon will be
earlier than usual to-day.”

Away went Budge, and Mrs. Burton devoted herself to thought.
Unquestioning obedience had been her own duty since she could
remember, yet she was certain that her will was as strong as Toddie’.
If she had been always able to obey, certainly the unhappy little boy
in the attic was equally capable; why should he not do it? Perhaps, she
admitted to herself, she had inherited a faculty in this direction, and
perhaps--yes, certainly, Toddie had done nothing of the sort. How was
she to overcome the defect in his disposition; or was she to do it at
all? Was it not something with which no one temporarily having a child
in charge should interfere?

An occasional scream from Toddie helped to unbend the severity of her
principles, but suddenly her eye rested upon a picture of her husband,
and she seemed to see in one of the eyes a quizzical expression. All
her determination came back in an instant with heavy re-enforcements,
and Budge came back a few moments later. His bulletins from home, and
his stores of experiences _en route_ consumed but a few moments, and
then Mrs. Burton proceeded to dress for her ride. To exclude Toddie’s
screams she closed her door tightly, but Toddie’s voice was one with
which all timber seemed in sympathy, and it pierced door and window
apparently without effort. Gradually, however, it seemed to cease, and
with the growing infrequency of his howls and the increasing feebleness
of their utterance, Mrs. Burton’s spirits revived. Dressing leisurely,
she ascended to Toddie’s prison to receive his declaration of penitence
and to accord a gracious pardon. She knocked softly at the door and


There was no response, so Mrs. Burton knocked and called with more
energy than before, but without reply. A terrible fear occurred to
her; she had heard of children who screamed themselves to death when
angry. Hastily she opened the door, and saw Toddie, tear-stained and
dirty, lying on the floor, fast asleep. She stooped over him to be sure
that he still breathed, and then the expression on his sweetly parted
lips was such that she could not help kissing it. Then she raised the
pathetic, desolate little figure softly in her arms, and the little
head dropped upon her shoulder and nestled close to her, and one little
arm was clasped tightly around her neck, and a soft voice murmured:

“I wantsh to go a-widin’.”

Just then Mr. Burton entered, and, with an exasperating affectation of
ingenuousness and uncertainty asked:

“Did you conquer his will, my dear?”

His wife annihilated him with a look, and led the way to the
dining-room; meanwhile, Toddie awoke, straightened himself, rubbed his
eyes, recognized his uncle, and exclaimed:

“Uncle Harry, does you know where we’ goin’ dis afternoon? We’s goin’

Mr. Burton hid in his napkin the half of his face that was below his
eyes, and his wife wished that his eyes might have been hidden too, for
never in her life had she been so averse to having her own eyes looked

The saintliness of both boys during the afternoon’s ride took the
sting out of Mrs. Burton’s defeat. They gabbled to each other about
flowers and leaves and birds, and they assumed ownership of the few
summer clouds that were visible, and made sundry exchanges of them with
each other. When the dog Terry, who had surreptitiously followed the
carriage and grown weary, was taken in by his master they even allowed
him to lie at their feet without kicking, pinching his ears or pulling
his tail.


As for Mrs. Burton, no right-minded husband could wilfully torment his
wife upon her birthday, so she soon forgot the humiliation of the
morning, and came home with superb spirits and matchless complexion
for the little party. Her guests soon began to arrive, and after the
company had assembled Mrs. Burton’s chambermaid ushered in Budge and
Toddie, each in spotless attire, and the dog Terry ushered himself in,
and Toddie saw him and made haste to interview him, and the two got
inextricably mixed about the legs of a light jardinière, and it came
down with a crash, and then the two were sent into disgrace, which
suited them exactly, although there was a difference between them as to
whether the dog Terry should seek and enjoy the seclusion upon which
his heart was evidently intent.

Then Budge retired with a face full of brotherly solicitude, and Mrs.
Burton was enabled to devote herself to the friends to whom she had not
previously been able to address two consecutive sentences.

Mrs. Burton occasionally suggested to her husband that it might be
well to see where the boys were and what they were doing, but that
gentleman had seldom before found himself the only man among a dozen
comely and intelligent ladies, and he was too conscious of the rarity
of such experiences to trouble himself about a couple of people who had
unlimited ability to keep themselves out of sight, so the boys were
undisturbed for the space of two hours. A sudden summer shower came up
in the meantime, and a sentimental young lady requested the song “The
Rain upon the Roof,” and Mrs. Burton and her husband began to render it
as a duet; but in the middle of the second stanza Mrs. Burton began to
cough, and Mr. Burton sniffed the air apprehensively, while several of
the ladies started to their feet, while others turned pale. The air of
the room was evidently filling with smoke.

“There can’t be any danger, ladies,” said Mrs. Burton. “You all know
what the American domestic servant is. I suppose our cook, with her
delicate sense of the appropriate, is relighting her fire, and has the
kitchen door wide open, so that all the smoke may escape through the
house instead of the chimney. I’ll go and stop it.”

The mere mention of servants had its usual effect; the ladies began at
once that animated conversation which this subject has always inspired,
and which it will probably continue to inspire until all housekeepers
gather in that happy land, one of whose charms it is that the American
kitchen is undiscernible within its borders, and the purified domestic
may stand before her mistress without needing a scolding. But one
nervous young lady, whose agitation was being manifested by her feet
alone, happened to touch with the toe of her boot the turn-screw of
a hot-air register. Instantly she sprang back and uttered a piercing
scream, while from the register there arose a thick column of smoke.

“Fire!” screamed one lady.

“Water!” shrieked another.

“Oh!” shouted several in chorus.

Some ran up-stairs, others into the rainy street, the nervous young
lady fainted, a business-like young matron, who had for years been
maturing plans of operation in case of fire, hastily swept into a
table-cover a dozen books in special morocco bindings, and hurried
through the rain with them to a house several hundred feet away, while
the faithful dog Terry, scenting the trouble afar off, hurried home
and did his duty to the best of his ability by barking and snapping
furiously at every one, and galloping frantically through the house,
leaving his mark upon almost every square yard of carpet. Meanwhile
Mr. Burton hurried up-stairs coatless, with disarranged hair, dirty
hands, smirched face, and assured the ladies that there was no danger,
while Budge and Toddie, the former deadly pale, and the latter almost
apoplectic in color, sneaked up to their own chamber.

The company dispersed; ladies who had expected carriages did not wait
for them, but struggled to the extreme verge of politeness for the
use of such umbrellas and waterproof cloaks as Mrs. Burton could
supply. Fifteen minutes later the only occupant of the parlor was the
dog Terry, who lay, with alert head, in the centre of a large Turkish
chair. Mrs. Burton, tenderly supported by her husband, descended the
stair, and contemplated with tightly compressed lips and blazing eyes
the disorder of her desolated parlor. When, however, she reached the
dining-room and beheld the exquisitely set table, to the arrangement of
which she had devoted hours of thought in preceding days and weeks, she
burst into a flood of tears.

“I’ll tell you how it was,” said Budge, who appeared suddenly and
without invitation, and whose consciousness of good intention made him
as adamant before the indignant frowns of his uncle and aunt, “I always
think bonfires is the nicest things about celebrations, an’ Tod an’
me have been carryin’ sticks for two days to make a big bonfire in the
back yard to-day. But it rained, an’ rainy sticks won’t burn. So we
thought we’d make one in the cellar, ’cause the top is all tin, an’
the bottom’s all dirt, an’ it can’t rain in there at all. An’ we got
lots of newspapers and kindlin’-wood, an’ put some kerosene on it,
an’ it blazed up beautiful, an’ we was just comin’ up to ask you
all down to look at it, when in came Uncle Harry, an’ banged me against
the wall an’ Tod into the coal heap, an’ threw a mean old dirty
carpet on top of it, an’ wetted it all over.”

“Little boysh never can do anyfing nysh wivout bein’ made to don’t,”
said Toddie. “Dzust see what an awful big splinter I got in my hand
when I was froin’ wood on de fire! I didn’t cry a bit about it den,
’cause I fought I was makin’ uvver folks happy, like de Lord wants
little boysh to. But dey didn’t get happy, so now I’m goin’ to cry
’bout de splinter!”

And Toddie raised a howl which was as much superior to his usual cry as
things made to order generally are to the ordinary supply.

“We had a torchlight procession too,” said Budge. “We had to have it in
the attic, but it wasn’t very nice. There wasn’t any trees up there for
the light to dance around on, like it does on ’lection-day nights. So
we just stopped, an’ would have felt real doleful if we hadn’t thought
of the bonfire.”

“Where did you leave the torches?” asked Mr. Burton, springing from his
chair, and lifting his wife to her feet at the same time.


“I--I dunno,” said Budge, after a moment of thought.

“Froed ’em in a closet so’s not to dyty de nice floor wif ’em,” said

Mr. Burton hurried up-stairs and extinguished a smoldering heap of
rags, while his wife, truer to herself than she imagined she was, drew
Budge to her, and said, kindly:

“Wanting to make people happy, and doing it, are two very different
things, Budge.”

“Yes, I should think they was,” said Budge, with an emphasis which
explained much that was left unsaid.

“Little boysh is goosies for tryin’ to make big folksh happy at all,”
said Toddie, beginning again to cry.

“Oh, no, they’re not, dear,” said Mrs. Burton, taking the sorrowful
child on her lap. “But they don’t always understand how best to do it,
so they ought to ask big folks before they begin.”

“Den dere wouldn’t be no s’prises,” complained Toddie. “Say, izh we
goin’ to eat all dis supper?”

“I suppose so, if we can,” sighed Mrs. Burton.

“I guesh we can--Budgie an’ me,” said Toddie. “An’ won’t we be glad
all them wimmens wented away!”

That evening, after the boys had retired, Mrs. Burton seemed a little
uneasy of mind, and at length she said to her husband:

“I feel guilty at never having directed the boys’s devotions since they
have been here, and I know no better time than the present in which to

Mr. Burton’s eyes followed his wife reverently as she left the room.
The service she proposed to render the children she had sometimes
performed for himself, with results for which he could not be grateful
enough, and yet it was not with unalloyed anticipation that he softly
followed her up the stair. Mrs. Burton went into the chamber and found
the boys playing battering-ram, each with a pillow in front of him.

“Children,” said she, “have you said your prayers?”

“No,” said Budge; “somebody’s got to be knocked down first. Then we

A sudden tumble by Toddie was the signal for devotional exercises, and
both boys knelt beside the bed.

“Now, darlings,” said Mrs. Burton, “you have made some sad mistakes
to-day, and they should teach you that, even when you want most to do
right, you need to be helped by somebody better. Don’t you think so?”

“I do,” said Budge. “Lots.”

“I don’t,” said Toddie. “More help I getsh, de worse fings is. Guesh
I’ll do fings all alone affer dish.”

“I know what to say to the Lord to-night, Aunt Alice,” said Budge.

“Dear little boy,” said Mrs. Burton. “Go on.”

“Dear Lord,” said Budge, “we do have the awfullest times when we try to
make other folks happy. Do, please, Lord, please teach big folks how
hard little folks have to think before they do things for ’em. An’ make
’em understand little folks every way better than they do, so that they
don’t make little folks unhappy when they try to make big folks feel
jolly. Make big folks have to think as hard as little folks do. Amen!
Oh yes, an’ bless dear mamma an’ the sweet little sister baby. How’s
that, Aunt Alice?”

Mrs. Burton did not reply, and Budge, on turning, saw only her
departing figure, while Toddie remarked:

“Now it’s my tyne. Dear Lord, when I getsh to be a little boy anzel up
in hebben, don’t let growed-up anzels come along whenever I’m doin’
anyfing nysh for ’em, an’ say ’don’t’s or tumble me down in heaps of
nashty old black coal. Dere! Amen!”


It was with a sneaking sense of relief that Mrs. Burton awoke on the
following morning, and realized that the day was Sunday.

“Even school-teachers have two days of rest in every seven,” she said
to herself, “and no one doubts that they deserve them. How much more
deserving of rest and relief must be the volunteer teacher who, not for
a few hours only, but from dawn to twilight, has charge of two children
whose capacity for both learning and mischief surely equals any school
full of boys.”

The feeling that she was attempting for a few days only that which
mothers everywhere were doing without hope of rest excepting in heaven,
made her feel humble and worthless, but it did not banish her wish to
turn the children over to the care of their uncle for the day. Thoughts
of a Sunday excursion, from participation in which she should in some
way excuse herself; of volunteering to relieve her sister-in-law’s
nurse during the day, and thus leaving her husband, in charge of the
house and the children; of making that visit to her mother which is
always in order with the young wife--all these, and other devices not
so practicable, came before her mind’s eye for comparison, but they all
and together took sudden wing when her husband awoke and complained of
a raging toothache. Truly pitiful and sympathetic as Mrs. Burton was,
she exhibited remarkable resignation in the face of the thought that
her husband would probably need to remain in his room all day, and
that it would be absolutely necessary to keep the children out of his
sight and hearing. Then he could find nothing to criticise; she might
fail frequently, as she probably would, but he would know only of her

A light knock was heard at Mrs. Burton’s door, and then, without waiting
for invitation there came in two fresh, rosy faces, two heads of
disarranged hair, and two long white night-gowns, and the occupant of
the longer gown exclaimed:

“Say, Uncle Harry, do you know it’s Sunday? What are you going to do
about it? We always have lots done for us Sundays, ’cause it’s the only
day papa’s home.”

“Yes, I--think I’ve heard--something of the kind--before,” mumbled Mr.
Burton, with difficulty, between the fingers that covered his aching


“Oh--h,” exclaimed Toddie, “I b’lieve he’s goin’ to play bear! Come
on, Budgie, we’s got to be dogs.” And Toddie buried his face in the
bed-covering and succeeded in fastening his teeth in his uncle’s calf.
A howl from the sufferer did not frighten off the amateur dog, and
he was finally dislodged only by being clutched by the throat by his

“Dat izhn’t de way to play bear,” complained Toddie. “You ought to
keep on a-howlin’, an’ let me keep on a-bitin’, an’ den you give me
pennies to stop. Dat’s de way papa does.”

“Can you see how Tom Lawrence can be so idiotic?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“I suppose I could,” replied the sufferer, “if I hadn’t such a

“You poor old fellow!” said Mrs. Burton, tenderly. Then she turned to
her nephews, and exclaimed: “Now, boys, listen to me! Uncle Harry is
very sick to-day--he has a dreadful toothache, and every particle of
bother and noise will make it worse. You must both keep away from his
room, and be as quiet as possible wherever you may be in the house.
Even the sound of people talking is very annoying to a person with the

“Den you’s a baddy woman to stay in here an’ keep a-talkin’ all de
whole time,” said Toddie, “when it makes poor old Uncle Harry hurt so.

Mrs. Burton’s lord and master was not in too much pain to shake with
silent laughter at this rebuke, and the lady herself was too startled
to devise an appropriate retort, so the boys amused themselves by a
general exploration of the chamber, not omitting the pockets of their
uncle’s clothing. This work completed to the full extent of their
ability, they demanded breakfast.

“Breakfast won’t be ready until eight o’clock,” said Mrs. Burton, “and
it is now only six. If you little boys don’t wish to feel dreadfully
hungry you had better go back to bed and lie as quiet as possible.”

“Is dat de way not to be hungry?” asked Toddie, with the wide-open
eyes, which always accompany the receptive mind.

“Certainly,” said Mrs. Burton. “If you run about, you agitate your
stomachs, and that makes them restless, so you feel hungry.”

“Gwacious!” said Toddie. “What lots of fings little boys has got to
lyne, hazn’t dey? Come on, Budgie; let’s go put our tummuks to bed,
an’keep ’em from gettin’ ajjerytated.”

“All right,” said Budge. “But say, Aunt Alice, don’t you s’pose our
stomachs would be sleepier an’ not so restless if there was some
crackers or bread an’ butter in ’em?”

“There’s no one down-stairs to get you any,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Oh,” said Budge, “we can find ’em. We know where everything is in the
pantries and storeroom.”

“I wish I were so clever,” sighed Mrs. Burton. “Go along; get what you
like, but don’t come back to this room again. And don’t let me find
anything in disorder down-stairs, or I shall never trust you in my
kitchen again.”

Away flew the children, but their disappearance only made room for a
new torment, for Mr. Burton stopped in the middle of the operation of
shaving himself, and remarked:

“I’ve been longing for Sunday to come, for your sake, my dear. The
boys, as you have frequently observed, have very strange notions about
good things; but they are also, by nature, quite spiritually minded.
You are not only this latter, but you are free from strange doctrines
and the traditions of men. The mystical influences of the day will make
themselves felt upon those innocent little hearts, and you will have an
opportunity to correct wrong teachings and instill new sentiments and

Mr. Burton’s voice had grown a bit shaky as he reached the close
of this neat little speech, so that his wife scrutinized his face
closely to see if there might not be a laugh somewhere about it. A
friendly coating of lather protected one cheek, however, and the
troublesome tooth had distorted the shape of the other, so Mrs.
Burton was compelled to accept the mingled ascription of praise and
responsibility, which she did with a sinking heart.

“I’ll take care of them while you’re at church, my dear,” said Mr.
Burton. “They’re always saintly with sick people.”

Mrs. Burton breathed a sigh of relief. She determined that she would
extemporize a special “Children’s Service” immediately after breakfast,
and impress her nephews as fully as possible with the spirit of the
day; then if her husband would but continue the good work thus begun,
it would be impossible for the boys to fall from grace in the few hours
which remained between dinner time and darkness. Full of her project,
and forgetting that she had allowed her chambermaid to go to early
service, and promised herself to see that the children were dressed
for breakfast, Mrs. Burton, at the breakfast-table, noticed that her
nephews did not respond with their usual alacrity to the call of the
bell. Recalling her forgotten duty, she hurried to the boys’s chamber,
and found them already enjoying a repast which was remarkable for
variety. On a small table, drawn to the side of the bed, was a pie, a
bowl of pickles, a dish of honey in the comb, and a small package of
cinnamon bark; with spoons, knives and forks and fingers the boys were
helping themselves to these delicacies. Seeing his aunt, Toddie looked
rather guilty, but Budge displayed the smile of the fully justified,
and remarked:

“Now, you know what kind of meals little boys like, Aunt Alice. I hope
you won’t forget it while we’re here.”

“What do you mean!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, sternly, “by bringing such
things up-stairs?”

“Why,” said Budge, “you told us to get what we wanted, an’ we supposed
you told the troof.”

“An’ I ain’t azh hungry azh I wazh,” said Toddie, “but my tummuk feels
as if it growed big and got little again, every minute or two, an’ it
hurts. I wishes we could put tummuks away when we get done usin’ ’em,
like we do hats an’ over-shoes.”

To sweep the remains of the unique morning lunch into a heap and away
from her nephews, was a work which occupied but a second or two of Mrs.
Burton’s time; this done, two little boys found themselves robed more
rapidly than they had ever before been. Arrived at the breakfast-table,
they eyed with withering contempt an irreproachable cutlet, some crisp
brown potatoes of waferlike thinness, and a heap of rolls almost as
light as snowflakes.

“We don’t want none of this kind of breakfast,” said Budge.

“Of coursh we don’t,” said Toddie, “when we’s so awful full of uvver
fings. I don’t know where I’zhe goin’ to put my dinner when it comes
time to eat it.”

“Don’t fret about that, Tod,” said Budge. “Don’t you know papa says
that the Bible says somethin’ that means ‘don’t worry till you have

Mrs. Burton raised her eyebrows with horror not unmixed with inquiry,
and her husband hastened to give Budge’s sentiment its proper biblical
wording, “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.” Mrs. Burton’
wonder was allayed by the explanation, although her horror was not, and
she made haste to say:

“Boys, we will have a little Sunday-school, all by ourselves, in the
parlor immediately after breakfast.”

“Hooray!” shouted Budge. “An’ will you give us a ticket an’ pass
around a box for pennies, just like they do in big Sunday-schools?”

“I--suppose so,” said Mrs. Burton, who had not previously thought of
these special attractions of the successful Sunday-school.

“Let’s go right in, Tod,” said Budge, “’cause the dog’s in there. I saw
him as I came down, and I shut all the doors so he couldn’t get out. We
can have some fun with him ’fore Sunday-school begins.”

Both boys started for the parlor-door, and, guided by that marvellous
instinct with which Providence arms the few against the many, and the
weak against the strong, the dog Terry, also approached the door from
the inside. As the door opened there was heard a convulsive howl, and
a general tumbling of small boys, while at almost the same instant
Terry flew into the dining-room and hid himself in the folds of his
mistress’s morning robe. Two or three minutes later Budge entered the
dining-room with a very rueful countenance, and remarked:

“I guess we need that Sunday-school pretty quick, Aunt Alice. The dog
don’t want to play with us, and we ought to be comforted some way.”

“They’re grown people, all over again,” remarked Mr. Burton, with a

“What do you mean?” demanded Mrs. Burton.

“Only this; when their own devices fail, they’re in a hurry for the
consolations of religion. May I visit the Sunday-school?”

“I suppose I can’t keep you away,” sighed Mrs. Burton, leading the way
to the parlor. “Boys,” said she, greeting her nephews, “first we’ll
sing a little hymn. What shall it be?”

“Ole Uncle Ned,” said Toddie.

“Oh, that’s not a Sunday song.”

“I fink tizh,” said Toddie, “’cause it sayzh, free or four timezh,
‘He’s gone where de good niggers go,’s an’ dat’s hebben, you know. So
it’s a Sunday song.”

“I think ‘Glory, glory, hallelujah!’s is nicer,” said Budge, “an’ I
know it’s a Sunday song, ’cause I’ve heard it in church.”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie; and he started the old air himself, with the
words, “There liezh de whiskey-bottle, empty on de sheff,” but was
suddenly brought to order by a shake from his aunt, while his uncle
danced about the front parlor in an ecstasy not directly traceable to

“That’s not a Sunday song, either, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton. “The
words are real rowdyish. Where did you learn them?”

“Round the corner from our housh,” said Toddie; “an’ you can shing you
ole shongs yourseff, if you don’t like mine.”

Mrs. Burton went to the piano, rambled among chords for a few seconds,
and finally recalled a Sunday-school air in which Toddie joined as
angelically as if his own musical taste had never been impugned.

“Now, I guess we’d better take up the collection before any little
boys lose their pennies,” said Budge, hurrying to the dining-room, and
returning with a strawberry-box which seemed to have been specially
provided for the occasion; this he passed gravely before Toddie, and
Toddie held his hand over it as carefully as if he were depositing
hundreds, and then Toddie took the box and passed it before Budge, who
made the same dumb show, after which Budge retook the box, shook it,
listened, remarked, “It don’t rattle--I guess it’s all paper-money
to-day,” placed it upon the mantel, reseated himself, and remarked:

“Now bring on your lesson.”


Mrs. Burton opened her Bible with a sense of helplessness. With the
instinct of a person given to thoroughness, she opened at the beginning
of the book, but she speedily closed it again. Turning the leaves
rapidly; passing, for conscience’s sake, the record of many a battle,
the details of which would have delighted the boys, and hurrying past
the prophecies as records not for the minds of children, she at last
reached the New Testament and the ever-new story of the only boy who
ever was all that his parents and relatives could wish him.

“The lesson will be about Jesus,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Little-boy Jesus or big-man Jesus?” asked Toddie.

“A--a--both,” replied the teacher, in confusion.

“Aw wight,” said Toddie. “G’won.”

“There was once a time when all the world was in trouble, without
knowing exactly why,” said Mrs. Burton; “but the Lord understood it,
for He understands everything.”

“Does He know how it feels to be a little boy,” asked Toddie, “an’ be
sent to bed when He don’t want to go?”

“And He determined to comfort the world, as He always does when the
world finds out it can’t comfort itself,” continued Mrs. Burton,
ignoring her nephew’s questions.

“But wasn’t dere lotsh of little boyzh den?” asked Toddie, “an’
didn’t they need to be comforted as well as big folks?”

“I suppose so. But He knew that if He comforted grown people, they
would make the children happy.”

“I wiss He’d comfort you an’ Uncle Harry ev’ry mornin’, den,” said
Toddie. “G’won.”

“So He sent His own Son--His only Son--down to the world to be a dear
little baby. And while smart people everywhere were wondering what
would or could happen to quiet the restless heart of people----”

“Izh restless hearts like restless tummuks?” interrupted Toddie. “Kind
o’ pumpy an’ wabbley?”

“I suppose so.”

“Poor folks!” said Toddie, clasping his hands over his waistband.
“I’zhe sorry for ’em.”

“While smart folks were trying to think out what should be done,”
continued Mrs. Burton, “some shepherds, who used to sit around at night
under the moon and stars, and wonder about things which they could not
understand, saw a wonderfully bright star in the sky.”

“Was it one of the twinkle-twinkle kind, or one of the stand-still
kind?” asked Toddie.

“I don’t know,” said Mrs. Burton, after a moment’s reflection. “Why do
you ask?”

“’Cauzh,” said Toddie, “I know what ’twazh dere for, an’ it ought to
have twinkled, ’cauzh twinkley stars bob open an’ shut dat way ’cauzh
dey’re laughin’ an’ can’t keep still, an’ I know I’d have laughed
if I’d been a star an’ was goin’ to make a lot of folks awful happy.

“Then,” said Mrs. Burton, looking alternately and frequently at the two
accounts of the Advent, “they suddenly saw an angel, and the shepherds
were afraid.”

“Should fink dey would be!” said Toddie. “Everybody gets afraid when
dey see good people around. I ’pec dey thought de angel would say
‘Don’t!’ in about a minute.”

“But the angel told them not to be afraid,” said Mrs. Burton, “for he
had come to bring good news. There was to be a baby born at Bethlehem,
and He would make everybody happy.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice if that angel would come an’ do it all over
again?” Budge asked. “Only he ought to pick out little boys instead of
sheep fellows. I wouldn’t be afraid of an angel.”

“Neiver would I,” said Toddie. “I’d dzust go round behind him an’ see
how his wings was fastened on.”

“Then a great many other angels came,” said Mrs. Burton, “and they
all sang together. The shepherds didn’t know what to make of it, but
after the singing was over they all started for Bethlehem to see that
wonderful baby.”

“Just like the other day we went to see the sister-baby!”

“Yes,” said Mrs. Burton; “but instead of finding him in a pleasant home
and a nice room, with careful friends and nurses around him, he was in
a manger out in a stable.”

“That was ’cause he was so smart that he could do just what he wanted
to, an’ be just where he liked,” said Budge, “an’ he was a little
boy, an’ little boys always like stables better than houses. I wish I
could live in a stable always an’ for ever!”

“So do I,” said Toddie, “an’ sleep in mangers, ’cauzh den de horses
would kick anybody dat made me put on clean clozhezh when I didn’t want
to. Dey gaveded him presentsh, didn’t they?”

“Yes,” said Mrs. Burton; “gold, frankincense, and myrrh.”

“Why didn’t they give him rattles and squealey-balls, like folks did
budder Phillie when he was a baby,” asked Toddie.

“Because, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, glad of an opportunity to get the
sentiment of the story into her own hands, from which it had departed
very early in the course of the lesson--“because he was no common baby,
like other children.”

“Did he play around, like uvver little boysh?” continued Toddie.

“I--I--suppose so,” said Mrs. Burton, fearing lest in trying to instill
reverence into her nephews, she herself might prove irreverent.

“Did somebody say ‘Don’t’ at him every time he did anyfing?” continued

“N--n--n--o! I imagine not,” said Mrs. Burton, “because he was always

“That don’t make no diffwelence,” said Toddie. “De better a little boy
triesh to be, de more folks says ‘Don’t’ to him. So I guesh nobody had
any time to say anyfing elsh at all to Jesus.”

“What did he do next?” asked Budge, as deeply interested as if he had
not heard the same story many times before.

“He grew strong in body and spirit,” said Mrs. Burton, “and everybody
loved him; but before he had time to do all that, an angel came and
frightened his papa in a dream, and told him that the king of that
country would kill little Jesus if he could find him. So Joseph and
Mary, the mamma of the baby, got up in the middle of the night and
started off to Egypt.”

“What did they do when they got there?” Budge asked.

“I don’t know,” said Mrs. Burton. “I suppose the papa worked hard for
money to buy good food and comfortable resting-places for his wife and
the baby; and I suppose the mamma walked about the fields, and picked
pretty flowers for her baby to play with; and I suppose the baby cooed
when his mamma gave them to him, and laughed and danced and played, and
then got tired, and came and hid his little face in his mamma’s lap,
and was taken into her arms and held ever so tight, and fell asleep,
and that his mother looked into his face as if she would look through
it, while she tried to find out what her baby would be and do when he
grew up, and whether he would be taken away from her, while it seemed
as if she couldn’t live at all without having him very closely pressed
to her breast and----”

Mrs. Burton’s voice grew a little shaky and soon failed her entirely.
Budge came in front of her, scrutinized her intently but with great
sympathy also, rested his elbows on her knees, dropped his face into
his own hands, looked up into her face, and said:

“Why, Aunt Alice, she was just like my mamma, wasn’t she? An’ I think
you are just like both of ’em!”

Mrs. Burton took Budge into her arms, covered his face with kisses, and
totally destroyed another chance of explaining the difference between
the earthly and the heavenly to her pupils, while Toddie eyed the
couple with evident disfavor, and said:

“I fink ’twould be nicer if you’d see if dinner was bein’ got ready,
instead of stoppin’ tellin’ stories an’ huggin’ Budgie. My tummuk’
all gotted little again.”

Mrs. Burton came back to the world of to-day from that of history,
though not without a sigh, while the dog Terry, who had divined
the peaceful nature of the occasion so far as to feel justified in
reclining beneath his mistress’ chair, now contracted himself into the
smallest possible space, slunk out of the doorway, and took a lively
quickstep in the direction of the shrubbery. Toddie had seen him,
however, and told Budge, and both boys were soon in pursuit, noticing
which, Terry speedily betook himself to that distant retirement which
the dog who has experience in small boys knows well how to discover and

As the morning wore on the boys grew restless, fought, drummed on the
piano, snarled when that instrument was closed, meddled with everything
that was within reach, and finally grew so troublesome that their aunt
soon felt that to lose was cheaper than to save, so she left the house
to the children, and sought the side of the lounge upon which her
afflicted husband reclined. The divining sense of childhood soon found
her out, however, and Budge remarked:

“Aunt Alice, if you’re going to church, seems to me it’s time you was
getting ready.”

“I can’t go to church, Budge,” sighed Mrs. Burton. “If I do, you boys
will only turn the whole house upside down, and drive your poor uncle
nearly crazy.”

“No, we won’t,” said Budge. “You don’t know what nice nurses we can be
to sick people. Papa says nobody can even imagine how well we can take
care of anybody until they see us do it. If you don’t believe it, just
leave us with Uncle Harry, an’ stay home from church an’ peek through
the keyhole.”

“Go on, dear,” said Mr. Burton. “If you want to go to church, don’t
be afraid to leave me. I think you should go, after your experience
of this morning. I shouldn’t think your mind could be at peace until
you had joined your voice with that of the great congregation, and
acknowledged yourself to be a miserable sinner.”

[Illustration: TERRY]

Mrs. Burton winced, but nevertheless retired, and soon appeared dressed
for church, kissed her husband and her nephews, gave many last
instructions, and departed. Budge followed her with his eye until she
had stepped from the piazza, and then remarked, with a sigh of relief:

“Now I guess we’ll have what papa calls a good, old-fashioned time, for
we’ve got rid of her.”

“Budge!” exclaimed Mr. Burton, sternly, and springing to his feet, “do
you know who you are talking about? Don’t you know that your Aunt Alice
has saved you from many a scolding, done you many a favor, and been
your best friend?”

“Oh, yes,” said Budge, with at least a dozen inflections on each word,
“but ev’ry day friends an’ Sunday friends are kind o’ different; don’t
you think so? She can’t make whistles, or catch bullfrogs, or carry
both of us up the mountain on her shoulders, or sing ‘Roll, Jordan.’”

“And do you expect me to do all these things to-day?”

“N--n--no, unless you should get well, an’ feel just like it; but we’d
like to be with somebody who could do ’em if he wanted to. We like
ladies that’s all ladies, but then we like men that’s all men, too.
Aunt Alice is a good deal like an angel, I think, and you--well, you
ain’t. An’ we don’t want to be with angels all the time until we’re
angels ourselves.”

Mr. Burton turned over suddenly and contemplated the back of the
lounge, while Budge continued:

“We don’t want you to get to be an angel, so what I want to know is,
how to make you well. Don’t you think if I borrowed papa’ horse and
carriage an’ took you ridin’ you’d feel better? I know he’d lend ’em
to me if I told him you were goin’ to drive.”

“And if you said you would go with me to take care of me?” suggested
Mr. Burton.

“Y--e--es,” said Budge, as hesitatingly as if such an idea had never
occurred to him. “An’ don’t you think that up to the top of Hawksnest
Rock an’ out to Passaic Falls would be the nicest places for a sick
man to go? When you got tired of ridin’ you could stop the carriage
an’ cut us a cane, or make us whistles, or even send us in swimming in
a brook somewhere if you got tired of us.”

“H’m!” grunted Mr. Burton.

“An’ you might take fings to eat wif you,” suggested Toddie, “an’
when you got real tired and felt bad you might stop an’ have a little
picnic. I fink dat would be dzust de fing for a man wif de toofache.
And we could help you, lotsh.”

“I’ll see how I feel after dinner,” said Mr. Burton. “But what are you
going to do for me between now and then, to make me feel better?”

“We’ll tell you storiezh,” said Toddie. “Dem’s what sick folks alwayzh

“Very well,” said Mr. Burton. “Begin right away.”

“Aw wight,” said Toddie. “Do you wantsh a sad story or a d’zolly one?”

“Anything. Men with the toothache can stand nearly anything. Don’t draw
on your imagination too hard.”

“Don’t never draw on no madzinasuns,” said Toddie; “I only draws on

“Never mind. Give us the story.”

“Well,” said Toddie, seating himself in a little rocking-chair, and
fixing his eyes on the ceiling, “guesh I’ll tell about AbrahammynIsaac.
Onesh de Lord told a man named Abraham to go up the mountain an’ chop
his little boy’s froat open an’ burn him up on a naltar. So Abraham
started to go do it. An’ he made his little boy Isaac, dat he was
going to chop and burn up, carry de kindlin’ wood he was goin’ to set
him a-fire wif. An’ I want to know if you fink dat wazh very nysh of

“Well, no.”

“Tell you what,” said Budge, “you don’t ever catch me carryin’ sticks
up the mountain, even if my papa wants me to.”

“When they got up dere,” said Toddie, “Abraham made a naltar an’ put
little Ikey on it, an’ took a knife an’ was goin’ to chop his froat
open, when a andzel came out of hebben, an’ said: ‘Stop a-doin’
dat!’s So Abraham stopped, an’ Ikey skooted. An’ Abraham saw a sheep
caught in de bushes, an’ he caught him an’ killed him. He wasn’
goin’ to climb way up a mountain to kill somebody an’ not have his
knife bluggy a bit. An’ he burned de sheep up. An’ den he went home

“I’ll bet you Isaac’s mamma never knew what his papa wanted to do with
him,” said Budge, “or she’d never let her little boy go away in the
mornin’. Do you want to bet?”

“N--no, not on Sunday,” said Mr. Burton. “Now, suppose you little boys
go out of doors and play for a while, while uncle tries to get a nap.”

The boys accepted the suggestion and disappeared. Half an hour later,
as Mrs. Burton was walking home from church under escort of old
General Porcupine, and enduring with saintly fortitude the general’s
compliments upon her management of the children, there came screams of
fear and anguish from the general’s own grounds, which the couple were

“Who can that be?” exclaimed the general, his short hairs bristling
like the quills of his titular godfather. “We have no children.”

“I think I know the voices,” gasped Mrs. Burton, turning pale.

“Bless my soul!” exclaimed the general, with an accent which showed
that he was wishing the reverse of blessings upon souls less needy than
his own. “You don’t mean----”

“Oh, I do!” said Mrs. Burton, wringing her hands. “Please hurry!”

The general puffed and snorted up his gravel walk and toward the
shrubbery, behind which was a fishpond from which direction the sound
came. Mrs. Burton followed in time to see her nephew Budge help his
brother out of the pond while the general tugged at a large crawfish
which had fastened its claw upon Toddies finger. The fish was game,
but, with a mighty pull from the general, and a fiendish shriek from
Toddie, the fish’s claw and body parted company, and the general, still
holding the latter tightly, staggered backward and himself fell into
the pond.


“Ow--ow--ow!” howled Toddie, clasping the skirt of his aunt’s mauve
silk in a ruinous embrace, while the general floundered and snorted
like a whale in dying agonies and Budge laughed as merrily as if the
whole scene had been provided especially for his entertainment. Mrs.
Burton hurried her nephews away, forgetting, in her mortification, to
thank the general for his service, and placing a hand over Toddie’s

“It hurts!” mumbled Toddie.

“What did you touch the fish at all for?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“It was a little baby-lobster,” sobbed Toddie, “an’ I loves little
babies--all kinds of ’em--an’ I wanted to pet him. An’ den I wanted
to grop him.”

“Why didn’t you do it?” demanded the lady.

“’Cauzh he wouldn’t grop,” said Toddie. “He isn’t all gropped yet.”

True enough, the claw of the fish still hung at Toddies finger, and
Mrs. Burton spoiled a pair of four-button kids in detaching it, while
Budge continued to laugh. At length, however, mirth gave place to
brotherly love, and Budge tenderly remarked:

“Toddie dear, don’t you love Bother Budgie?”

“Yesh,” sobbed Toddie.

“Then you ought to be happy,” said Budge, “for you’ve made him awful
happy. If the fish hadn’t caught you, the general couldn’t have pulled
him off, an’ then he wouldn’t have tumbled into the pond, an’ oh,
my--didn’t he splash bully!”

“Then you’s got to be bited wif a fiss yourself,” said Toddie, “an’
make him tumble in again, for me to laugh ’bout.”

“You’re two naughty boys,” said Mrs. Burton. “Is this the way you take
care of your sick uncle?”

“We did take care of him!” exclaimed Toddie. “Told him a lovaly Bible
story, an’ you didn’t, an’ he wouldn’t have had not no Sunday at all
if I hadn’t done it. An’ we’ goin’ to take him widin’ dis afternoon.”

Mrs. Burton hurried home, but it seemed to her that she had never met
so many inquiring acquaintances during so short a walk. Arrived at
last, she ordered her nephews to their room, and flung herself in tears
beside her husband, murmuring:


And Mr. Burton, having viewed the ruined dress with the eye of
experience, uttered the single word:


“What am I to do with them?” asked the unhappy woman.

Mr. Burton was an affectionate husband. He adored womankind, and
sincerely bemoaned its special grievances; but he did not resist the
temptation to recall his wife’s announcement of five days before, so he

“Train them.”


Mrs. Burton’s humiliation by her own lips was postponed by a heavy
footfall, which, by turning her face, she discovered was that of her
brother-in-law, Tom Lawrence, who remarked:

“Tender confidences, eh? There’s nothing like them, if you want to be
happy. But Helen’s pretty well to-day, and dying to have her boys with
her, and I’m even worse with a similar longing. You can’t spare them,
I suppose?”

The peculiar way in which Tom Lawrence’ eyes danced as he awaited a
reply would, at any other time, have aroused all the defiance in Alice
Burton’s nature; but now, looking at the front of her beautiful dress,
she only said:

“Why--I suppose--we might spare them for an hour or two.”

“You poor, dear Spartan,” said Tom, with genuine sympathy, “You shall
be at peace until their bedtime.”

And Mrs. Burton found occasion to rearrange the bandage on her
husband’s face so as to whisper in his ear:

“Thank heaven!”


The boys returned to the Burtons fast asleep, Budge in his father’s
arms, and Toddie’s head pillowed on the shoulder of faithful Mike.
No sound was heard from either of them until the next morning, when
finding that they slept later than usual, their aunt went to their
chamber to arouse them. She found Budge sitting up in bed rubbing his
eyes with one hand, while with the other he shook his brother, and
elicited some ugly grunts of remonstrance.

“Tod!” exclaimed Budge; “Tod! Wake up! We ain’t where we was!”

“Don’t care if we ain’t,” drawled Toddie. “I’zhe in--a--nicer playsh.
I’zhe in--big candy-shop.”

“No, you ain’t,” said Budge, trying to pick his brother’s eyes open.
“You’re at Aunt Alice’, and when you went to sleep you was at mamma’s

“Pw--w--w--!” cried Toddie, arising slowly; “you’s a hateful bad boy,
Budgie. I was a-dreamin’ I was in a candystore, an’ gotted all my
pockets full an’ bof hands full, too, an’ now you’s woketed me up
an’ my hands is all empty, an’ I hazn’t got any pocket-clozhezh on me
at all.”

“Well, next time you have a dream I won’t wake you at all, even if you
have nightmares an’ dream awful things. Say, Aunt Alice, how do folks
dream, I wonder? What makes everythin’ go away an’ be somethin’

“It is the result of indistinct impressions upon a semi-dormant brain,”
said Mrs. Burton.


Mrs. Burton thought she detected a note of sarcasm in her nephew’s
exclamation, but he was so young and he seemed so meek of countenance
that she abandoned the idea. Besides, her younger nephew had been
saying “Aunt Alish--Aunt Alish--Aunt Alish--Aunt Alish--” as rapidly as
he could with an increasing volume of voice. Mrs. Burton found time in
which to say:


“Did you say pwessin’ on bwains made us dweam fings, Aunt Alish?”

“Ye--es,” Mrs. Burton replied. “That is the----”

“Well, then,” interrupted Toddie. “Jzust you sit down on my head an’
make dat candy-shop come back again, won’t you?”

“Say, Aunt Alice,” said Budge, “do you know that lots of times I don’t
know any more than I knew before.”

“I don’t understand you, Budge.”

“Why, when folks tell me things--I mean, I ask them how things are,
an’ they tell me, an’ then I don’t know any better than I did before.
Is that the way it is with grown folks?”


Mrs. Burton reflected for a moment and recalled many experiences very
much like that of Budge--experiences, too, in which she had forced the
same impassive face that Budge wore, as she pretended to comprehend
that which had been imperfectly explained. She remembered, too, how
depressing had been the lack of understanding, and how strong was the
sense of injury at being required to act as if her comprehension had
been perfectly reached. Whether the topics had been the simple affairs
of childhood, or the social, æsthetic and religious instructions of
adult age, Mrs. Burton, like every one else, had been told more than
she understood, and misunderstood many things she had been told, and
blamed her friends and the world for her blunders and for lack of
appreciation of the intentions to which proper and fostering training
had never been applied. Was it possible that she was repeating with her
nephews the blunders which others had committed while attempting to
shape her own mind?

The thought threw Mrs. Burton into the profoundest depths of reverie,
from which she was aroused by Budge, who asked:

“Aunt Alice, do you see the Lord?”

“No, Budge!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, with a start. “Why do you ask?”

“Why,” said Budge, “you was lookin’ so hard through the window, an’
right toward where you couldn’t see anythin’ but sky; an’ your eyes
had such an ever-so-far look in them that I thought you must be lookin’
straight at the Lord.”

“If you sees Him,” said Toddie, “I wiss you’d ask him to send that
dream back again to-night; to push on my bwains an’ make it come
back, and then let me stay asleep until I eat up all de candy I gotted
into my pockets an’ hands.”

The appearance of the chambermaid, who came to dress the boys for
breakfast, put an end to the conversation, but Mrs. Burton determined
that it should be renewed at the earliest opportunity, or, rather, that
her discoveries of her own shortcomings as a teacher of children should
lead to an early and practical reformation.

The fit of mental abstraction into which this resolution threw her was
the cause of a silence which puzzled her husband considerably, for
he could plainly see by her face that no affair merely matured was
at the bottom of her reticence, and that what in men would be called
temper was equally absent from her heart. In fact, the result upon Mrs.
Burton’s face and actions was so beneficial that the lady’s husband
determined to plead toothache as an excuse to remain at home for a day
and look at her.

The mere suggestion, however, elicited from Mrs. Burton the mention of
so many absolute necessities which could be procured only in the city
and by her husband, that he departed by a train even earlier than the
one upon which he usually travelled, and with sensations very like
those of a man who has been forcibly ejected from a residence.

Then Mrs. Burton led her nephews into the sitting-room, seated herself,
placed an arm tightly about each little boy, and said: “Children, is
there anything that you would very much like to know?”

“Yesh,” answered Toddie, promptly. “I’d like to know what we’s going to
have for dinner to-day?”

“And I,” said Budge, “would like to know when we’re all goin’ for a
ride again.”

“I don’t mean silly things of that sort,” said Mrs. Burton, “but----”

“Ain’t silly fings!” said Toddie. “Deysh what makesh ush happy.”

Mrs. Burton made a mental note of the justice of the rebuke, and of its
connection with the subject of which her heart was already full; but
she was still Alice Mayton Burton, a lady whose perceptions could not
easily prevent her from following the paths which she had already laid
out for herself, so she replied:

“I know they are; but I want to teach you whatever you want to learn
about matters of more importance.”

“Do you mean that you want to play school?” asked Budge. “Papa don’t
think school is healthy for children in warm weather, an’ neither do

“No, I don’t want to play school, but I want to explain to you some of
the things which you say you don’t understand, though people tell you
all about them. It makes Aunt Alice very unhappy to think that her dear
little nephews are troubled about understanding things when they want
so much to do so. Aunt Alice was once a little bit of a girl, and had
just the same sort of trouble, and she remembers how uncomfortable it
made her.”

“Oh!” said Budge, changing his position until he could look into his
aunt’s eyes. “Did you ever have to wonder how big moons got to be
little again, an’ then have big folks tell you they chopped up the old
moons an’ made stars of them, when you knew the story must be an awful

“Yes,” said Mrs. Burton.

“An’ didn’t you ever wunner what dinner was goin’ to be made of, an’
den have big folks just say ‘never mind’?” asked Toddie.

“Yes,” said Mrs. Burton, giving Toddie a light squeeze. “I’ve been
through that, too.”

“Why!” said Budge, “you was awful little once, wasn’t you? Well, did
you ever have to wonder where God stood when he made the world out of

“An’ did you ever have to fink how the sweet outsides got made onto
date-stones an’ peach-pits?” asked Toddie.

“Oh, yes.”

“Then tell us all about ’em.”

“You asked me about dreams this morning, dear,” said Mrs. Burton,
addressing Budge, “and----”

“I know I did,” said Budge; “but I’d rather know about dates an’
peaches now. I can’t dream any more till I go to bed; but I can buy
dates inside of a quarter of an hour, if you’ll give me pennies. Oh,
say--I’ll tell you what--you send me to buy some, and then you can
explain about ’em easier. It’ so much nicer to see how things are than
to have to think about ’em.”

“I can’t spare you now, dear, to go after dates. I may not have time to
talk to you when you get back.”

“Oh, we’d manage not to bother you. I think we could find out all
about ’em ourselves, if we had enough of ’em to do it with.”

“Very well,” said Mrs. Burton, compromising reluctantly. “I’ll tell you
about something else at present; then I will give you some money to
purchase dates, and you may study them for yourselves.”


“All right. Now tell us what makes your dog Terry always run away
whenever we want him?”

“Because you tease him so much, whenever you catch him that you
have made him hate you,” said Mrs. Burton, delighted at the double
opportunity to speak distinctly and impart a lesson in humanity.

“Now, you’s gettin’ ready to say ‘Don’t,’” Toddie complained. “Can’t
little boysh lyne noffin’ dat hazn’t got any mean old ‘Don’t’ in it?”

“I hope so, poor little fellow,” said Mrs. Burton, repenting at once of
her success.

“What would you like to know?”

Toddie opened his mouth and eyes, hung his head to one side, meditated
for two or three minutes, and said:

“I--I--I--I--I wantsh to know whatsh de reason dat when a little boy
hazh been eatin’ lotsh of buttananoes he can’t eat any more, when he’s
been findin’ out all the whole time how awful good dey is?”

“Because his little stomach is full, and when one’s stomach is full it
knows enough to stop wanting anything.”

“Then tummuks is gooses. I wiss I was my tummuk dzust once; I’d show it
how never to get tired of buttananoes.”

“What I want to know,” said Budge, “is how we have dreams, ’cause I
don’t know any more about it than I did before, after what you told me
this morning.”

“It’s a hard thing to explain, dear,” said Mrs. Burton, as she
endeavored to frame a simple explanation. “We think with our brain,
and when we sleep our brain sleeps too, though sometimes it isn’t as
sleepy as the rest of our body; and when it is a little wakeful it
thinks the least bit, but it can’t think straight, so each thought gets
mixed up with part of some other thought.”

“That’s the reason I dreamed last night that a cow was sittin’ in your
rockin’-chair readin’ an atlas,” said Budge. “But what made me think
about cows an rockin-chairs an’ atlases at all?”

[Illustration: “A COW READIN’s AN ATLAS”]

“That’s one of the things which we can’t explain about dreams,” said
Mrs. Burton. “We seem to remember something that we have seen at some
other time, and our memories jumble against each other, when two or
three come at a time.”

“Then,” said Toddie, “some night when I’ze asleep I’m goin’ to fink
about buttananoes an’ red-herrin’ an’ ice-cream an’ourgrass an’
hard-boiled eggs an’ candy an’ fried hominy, an’ won’t I hazh a
lovaly little tea-party in bed, if all my finks djumbles togevver? An’
I won’t djeam about any uvver little boy wif me at all.”

“When I dream about dear little dead brother Phillie,” said Budge,
“don’t I do anythin’ but just remember him? Don’t he come down from
heaven and see me in my bed?”

“I imagine not, dear,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Then what makes him look so white and sunny, an’ smile so sweet, an’
flap his dear little white wings close to my face so I can touch ’em?”

“I suppose it is because--because you have thought of him looking that
way,” said Mrs. Burton, drawing Budge closer to her side to hide the
wistfulness of his face from her eyes. “You’ve seen pictures of angels
all in white, with graceful wings, and you’ve thought of little brother
Phil looking that way.”

“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Budge, burying his face in his aunt’s robe and
bursting into tears. “I wish I hadn’t tried to find out about dreamin’!
I don’t ever want to learn about anything else. If dear little angel
Phillie is only a piece of a think in my brain when I’m asleep, then
there isn’t nothin’ that’s anythin’. I always thought it was funny
that he began to go away as soon as I began to wake up.”

“Cows don’t go ’way when I wakes up from dreamin’ about ’em,” said
Toddie. “I ’members ’em all day, an’ sees ’em whenever I don’t want

Mrs. Burton could not repress a smile, while Budge raised his head, and

“Well, I suppose it’s no good to be unhappy. We’d better have fun than
think about things that’s awful sad. Can’t you think of some new kind
of a play for us?”

“I’m afraid I can’t, at this minute,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Suppose you play store,” said Budge, “an’ keep lots of nice things,
like cakes an’ candies, an’ let us buy ’em of you for pins. Oh, yes!
an’ you give us the pins to buy ’em with.

“An’ do it ’fore it getsh dinner-time,” said Toddie, “so de fings you
sell us can get out of the way in time, so we can get empty to get
fullded up at dinner.”

“I can’t do that,” said Mrs. Burton, “because it would give you an
excuse to eat between meals.”

“Then tell us stories,” Budge suggested; “no, make a menagerie for us.
Oh, no!--I’ll tell you what, make believe it was our house, an’ you
was comin’ to visit us, an’ we’ll bring you up cake an’ coffee to
rest yourself with.”

“I’m afraid I smell some little mice!” said Mrs. Burton.

“In the mouse-twap?” inquired Toddie. “Oh! get ’em for ush to play wif!”

“Tell you what,” said Budge. “You can tell us that funny story about
the man that had dogs for doctors.”

“Dogs for doctors?” echoed Mrs. Burton.

“Yes,” said Budge; “don’t you know? He’s in the Bible book.”

“He may be,” said Mrs. Burton, rapidly passing in review such biblical
dogs as she could remember, “but I don’t know where.”

“Why, don’t you know?” continued Budge. “He was that man that was so
poor that he had to eat crumbs, an’ papa don’t think he had any syrup
with ’em, either, like we do when the cook gives us the crumbs out of
the bread-box.”

“Is it possible you mean Lazarus?” exclaimed Mrs. Burton.

“Yesh,” said Toddie, “dat was him. ’Twasn’t de Lazharus that began to
live again after he was buried, though. He didn’t have no dogs.”

“The poor man you mean,” said Mrs. Burton, “was very sick and very
poor, so that he had to be fed with the scraps that a rich man named
Dives left at his own table. But the Lord saw him and knew what
troubles he was having, and determined that the poor man should be
happy after he died, to make up for the trouble he had when he was
alive. So when poor Lazarus died the Lord took him right into heaven.”

“Nobody has to eat table-scraps there, do they?” said Budge. “But say,
Aunt Alice, what do they do in heaven with things that’ left at the
table? Isn’t it wicked to throw them away up there?”

“Should fink they’d cut a hole in the floor of hebben an’ grop de
scraps down froo, for poor people,” said Toddie. “When I gets to be an
andzel, an’ gets done my dinners, I’m goin’ to get up on the wall
an’ froe the rest over down into the world. Only I must be careful not
to grop off myself an’ tumble into the wylde again.”

“What I want to know is,” said Budge, “how do they get things to eat
for the angels? Do they have grocery stores, an’ butcher shops, an’
milk wagons up there?”

“Gracious, no!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, her fingers instinctively moving
toward her ears. “The Lord provides food in some way that we don’t
understand. But this poor Lazarus, after he became an angel, looked
out of heaven, and saw, away off in the bad place, the rich man whose
leavings he used to eat, for the rich man had died too. And the rich
man begged Abraham----”

“I fought his name was Lazharus?” said Toddie.

“The poor man was named Lazarus,” said Mrs. Burton; “but when he
reached heaven he found good old Abraham there, and Abraham took care
of him. And the rich man begged Abraham to send Lazarus just to dip
his finger in water and rub it on the rich man’ lips, for he was so

“Why didn’t he get a drink for himself?” asked Budge. “Can’t rich
people wait on themselves even when they die?”

“There is no water in the bad place,” said Mrs. Burton. “That was why
he was so thirsty.”

“Goodnesh!” said Toddie. “How does little boysh make mud-pies there?”

“I hope no little boys ever go there,” said Mrs. Burton. “But Abraham
said: ‘Not so, my friend. You had your good things while you were
alive; now you must get along without anything. But poor Lazarus must
be made happy, for he had very bad times when he was alive!’”


“Is that the way it is?” Budge asked. “Then I guess Abraham will
have to do lots for me when I die, for I have a good many bad times
nowadays. Then what did the bothered old rich man do about it?”

“He told Abraham that he had some brothers that were alive yet, and
he wished that an angel might be sent to tell them to be good, so as
never to have to come to that dreadful place. But Abraham told him
it wouldn’t be of any use to send an angel. They had good books and
preachers that would tell them what to do.”

“An’ did he have to go on bein’ thirsty forever?” asked Budge.

“I suppose so,” said Mrs. Burton, with a shudder, and realizing why it
was that the doctrine of eternal torment was not more industriously
preached from the pulpit.

“G’won!” remarked Toddie.

“That is all there is of it,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Why you didn’t tell us a fing about the doctor-dogs,” complained

“Oh, those are not nice to tell about,” said Mrs. Burton.

“I fink deysh dzust de nicest fing about de story. Whenever I getsh a
sore finger, I goes an’ sits down by the back door an’ calls Terry.
But I don’t fink Terry’s a very good doctor, ’cauzh he don’t come
when I wants him. One of dese days when I getsh lotsh of soresh, like
Jimmy McNally when he had the smallpox, an’ Terry will want to see me
awful, I won’t let him see me a bit. Tell us ’nother story.”

The sound of harp and fiddle came to Mrs. Burton’s rescue, and the boys
hurried to the front of the house to behold two very small Italians,
who were doing their utmost to teach adults the value of peace and

Budge and Toddie listened to the whole repertoire of the couple,
encored every selection, bestowed in payment the pennies their aunt
gave them for the purpose, and proposed to follow the musicians on
their route through the town, but their aunt stopped them.

“What do those little fellows do with all the pennies they get?” asked
Budge. “Do they buy candy with them?”

“What lotsh of candy they must have!” exclaimed Toddie.

“I suppose they take their money home to their papas and mammas,” said
Mrs. Burton, “for they are very poor people. Perhaps the parents of
those two little boys are sick at this very moment, and are looking
anxiously for the return of their little boys who are so far away.”
(Mem. The first report of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Children had not been published at that time.)

“An’ do the little boys make all that music dzust ’cauzh dey love
somebody?” asked Toddie.

“Yes, dear.”

“But folks always gets paid by the Lord for doin’ things for other
folks, don’t they, Aunt Alice?” asked Budge.

“Yes, dear old fellow,” said Mrs. Burton.

“One fing nysh about dem little boysh,” said Toddie, “ish dat, when
their papas an’ mammas is sick, dere isn’t anybody to tell ’em not to
get deir shoes dusty. Dzust see how dey walksh along in the middle of
the street, kickin’ up de dust, an’ nobody to say ‘Don’t!’s to ’em,
an’ nobody skrong enough to spynk ’em for it when dey gets home. I
wiss I was a musicker.”

“Well, they’re gone now,” sighed Budge, “’an we want something else
to make us happy. Say, Aunt Alice, why don’t you have a horse an’
carriage like mamma, so that you could take us out ridin’?”

“Uncle Harry isn’t rich enough to keep good horses and carriages,” said
Mrs. Burton, “and he doesn’t like poor ones.”

“Why, how much does good horses cost? I think Mr. Blanner’s horses are
pretty good, but papa says they’d be dear at ten cents apiece.”

“I suppose a good horse costs three or four hundred dollars,” said Mrs.

“My--y--y!” exclaimed Budge. “That’ more money than it costs our
Sunday-school to pay for a missionary! Which is goodest--horses or

“Missionaries, of course,” said Mrs. Burton, leaving the piazza, with a
dim impression that she had, during the morning, answered a great many
questions with very slight benefit to any one.

The boys cared for themselves until luncheon, and then returned
with rather less appetite than was peculiar to them. The new siege
of questioning which their aunt had anticipated was postponed; each
boy’s mind seemed to be in the reflective, rather than the receptive,

After luncheon they hastily disappeared, without any attempt on the
part of their aunt to prevent them, for Mrs. Burton had arranged
to make, that afternoon, one of the most important of calls. Mrs.
Congressman Weathervane had been visiting a friend at Hillcrest, and
Mrs. Weathervane’s mother and Mrs. Burton’s grandmother had been
schoolday acquaintances, and Mrs. Mayton would have come from the
city to pay her respects to the descendant of the old friend of
the family, but some of the infirmities of age prevented. And Mrs.
Mayton instructed her daughter to call upon Mrs. Weathervane as a
representative of the family, and Mrs. Burton would have lost her right
hand or her new spring hat rather than disregard such a command. So she
had hired a carriage and devised an irreproachable toilet, and recalled
and tabulated everything she had ever heard about the family of the
lady who had become Mrs. Weathervane.

The carriage arrived, and no brace of boys dashed from unexpected
lurking-places to claim a portion of its seats. The carriage rolled
off in safety, and Mrs. Burton fell into an impromptu service of
praise to the kind power which often blesses us when we least expect
to be blessed. The carriage reached the house and the terrible Mrs.
Weathervane turned out to be one of the most charming of young women,
before whose sunny temperament Mrs. Burton’s assumed dignity melted
like the snow of May, and her store of venerable family anecdotes
disappeared at once from the memory which had guarded them jealously.


But joy is never unalloyed in this wicked world. While the couple were
chatting merrily, and Mrs. Weathervane was insisting that Mrs. Burton
should visit her at Washington during the session, and Mrs. Burton was
trying to persuade Mrs. Weathervane to accept the Burton hospitality
for at least a day or two, there arose under the window the squeak of
violin and the wail of some badly played wind instrument.

“Those wretched little Italians!” exclaimed Mrs. Weathervane. “For
which of our sins, I wonder, are we condemned to listen to them?”

“If they come as punishment for sins,” said Mrs. Burton, “how wicked I
must be, for this is my second experience with them to-day. They were
at my house for half an hour this morning.”

“And you are sweet of disposition this afternoon?” said Mrs.
Weathervane. “Oh! I must spend a day or two with you, and take some
lessons in saintly patience.”

Mrs. Burton inclined her head in acknowledgment, and Mrs. Weathervane
approached some other topic, when the violin under the window gave vent
to a series of terrible groans of anguish, while the wind-instrument,
apparently a flute, shrieked discordantly in three notes an octave
apart from each other.

“An attempt to execute something upon one string, I suppose,” said
Mrs. Weathervane, “and the execution is successful only as criminal
executions are. What should be done to the little wretches? And yet
one can’t help giving them money; did you see the story of their
terrible life in the newspapers this week? It seems they are hired in
Italy by dreadful men, who bring them here, torture them into learning
their wretched tunes and then send them out to play and beg. They are
terribly whipped if they do not bring home a certain sum of money every

“The poor little things!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “I’m glad that I gave
them a good many pennies this morning. I must have had an intuition of
their fate, for I’m certain I had no musical enjoyment to be paid for.
They can hardly be as old as some children in nurseries, either.”

“No, indeed,” said Mrs. Weathervane, going to the window. “The elder
of these two boys cannot be more than six, while the younger may be
four; and the older looks so sad, so introspective! The younger--poor
little fellow--has only expectancy in his countenance. He is looking
up to all the windows for the pennies that he expects to be thrown to
him. He has probably not had so hard an experience as his companion,
for his instrument is only a common whistle. Think of the frauds which
their masters practise upon the tender-hearted! The idea of sending out
a child with a common whistle on the pretense of making music.”

“It’s perfectly dreadful!” said Mrs. Burton.

“Then to think what the parents of some of these children may have
been,” continued Mrs. Weathervane. “The older of this couple has
really many noble lines in his face, did not the long-drawn agony of
separation and abuse inscribe deeper ones there. The smaller one,
vilely dirty as he is, has a very picturesque head and figure. He is
smiling now. Oh! what wouldn’t I give if some artist could catch his
expression for me!”

“Really,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, approaching the window; “I hadn’t
noticed so many charms about them, but I shall be glad to have them
pointed out to me. Mercy!”

“What can be the matter?” murmured Mrs. Weathervane, as her visitor
fell back from the window and dropped into a chair.

“They’re my nephews!” gasped Mrs. Burton. “Oh, what shall I do with
those dreadful children?”

“Stolen from home?” inquired Mrs. Weathervane, discerning a romance
within reaching distance.

“No--oh, no!” said Mrs. Burton. “I left them at home an hour or two
ago. I can’t imagine why they should have taken this freak, unless
because boys will be dreadful, no matter what is done for them. I
suppose,” she continued, hurrying to the window, “that Budge has his
uncle’s violin, which I think is fully as dear to its owner as his
wife. Yes, he has it! Boys!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, appearing at the
piazza-door, “go directly home.”

At the sound of their aunt’s voice the boys looked up with glad smiles
of recognition, while Budge exclaimed, “Oh, Aunt Alice! we’ve played at
lots of houses, an’ we’ve got nearly a dollar. We told everybody we
was playin’ to help Uncle Harry buy a horse an’ carriage!”

“Go home!” repeated Mrs. Burton. “Go by the back road, too. I am going
myself right away. Be sure that I find you there when I return.”

Slowly and sadly the amateurs submitted to the fateful decree and moved
toward home, while Mrs Weathervane bestowed a sympathetic kiss upon
her troubled visitor. A great many people came to doors and windows
to see the couple pass by, but what was public interest to a couple
whose motive had been rudely destroyed? So dejected was their mien as
they approached the Burton mansion, and so listless was their step,
that the dog Terry, who was on guard at the front door, gave only an
inquiring wag of his tail, and did not change his position as the boys
passed over the door-mat upon which he lay. A moment or two later a
carriage dashed up to the door, and Mrs. Burton descended, hurried into
the house, and exclaimed:

“How dared you to do such a vulgar, disgraceful thing?”

“Well,” said Budge, “that’s another of the things we don’t understand
much about, even after we’re told. We thought we could be just as good
to you an’ Uncle Harry as dirty little Italian boys is to their papas
an’ mammas, an’ when we tried it, you made us go straight home.”

“Dzust the same fing as saying ‘Don’t’s at us,” Toddie complained.

“An’ after we got a whole lot of money, too!” said Budge. “Papa says
some big men don’t get more than a dollar in a day, an’ we got most a
dollar in a little bit of a while. It’s partly because we was honest,
though, I guess, an’ told the troof everywhere--we told everybody that
we wanted the money to help Uncle Harry to buy a horse an’ carriage.”


Uncle Harry himself, moved by his aching tooth, had returned from
New York in time to hear, unperceived, the last portion of Budge’s
explanation, after which he heard the remainder of the story from
his wife. His expression as he listened, his glance at his nephews,
and his frantic examination of his beloved violin, gave the boys to
understand how utter is sometimes the failure of good intentions to
make happy those persons for whose benefit they are exerted. The somber
reflections of the musicians were unchanged by anything which occurred
during the remainder of the afternoon, and when they retired, it was
with a full but sorrowful heart that Budge prayed: “Dear Lord, I’ve
been scolded again for tryin’ to do somethin’ real nice for other
people. I guess it makes me know something about how the good prophets
felt. Please don’t let me have to be killed for doin’ good. Amen.”

And Toddie prayed: “Dee Lord, dere’ some more ‘Don’t’s been said to me,
an’ I fink Aunt Alice ought to be ’hamed of herself. Won’t you please
make her so? Amen.”


“That,” murmured Mrs. Burton on Tuesday morning, as she prepared to
descend to the breakfast table, “promises a pleasant day.” Then, in a
louder tone, she said to her husband: “Harry, just listen to those dear
children singing! Aren’t their voices sweet?”

“’Sing before breakfast, cry before dark,’” quoted Mr. Burton, quoting
a popular saying.

“For shame!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “And when they’re singing sweet
little child-hymns too! There! they’re starting another.”

Mrs. Burton took the graceful listening attitude peculiar to ladies,
her husband stood in the military position of “attention,” and both
heard the following morceau:

    “I want--to be--an an--gel
      An’ with--the an--gels stand;
    A crown--upon--my fore--head
      A hop--per in--my hand.”

“Hopper--h’m!” said Mr. Burton. “They refer to the hind-leg of a
grasshopper, my dear. The angelic life would be indeed dreary to those
youngsters without some such original plaything.”

“You ought to be ashamed of yourself!” said the lady. “I hope you won’t
suggest any such notion to them. I don’t believe they would have had
so many peculiar views about the next world if some one hadn’t exerted
an improper influence--you and your brother-in-law Tom Lawrence, their
father, for instance.”

“Well,” said Mr. Burton, “if they are so susceptible to the influence
of others, I suppose you have them about reformed in most respects? You
have had entire charge of them for seven days.”

“Six--only six,” corrected Mrs. Burton, hastily. “I wish----”

“That there really was one day less for them to remain?” said Mr.
Burton, looking his wife full in the face.

Mrs. Burton dropped her eyes quickly, trying first to turn in search of
something she did not want, but her husband knew his wife’s nature too
much to be misled by this ruse. Putting as much tenderness in his voice
as he knew how to do, he said:

“Little girl, tell the truth. Haven’t you learned more than they?”

Mrs. Burton still kept her eyes out of range of those of her husband,
but replied with composure:

“I have learned a great deal, as one must when brought in contact with
a new subject, but the acquired knowledge of an adult is the source of
new power, and of much and more knowledge to be imparted.”

Mr. Burton contemplated his wife with curiosity which soon made place
for undisguised admiration, but when he turned his face again to the
mirror he could see in its expression nothing but pity. Meanwhile the
cessation of the children’s songs, the confused patter of little feet
on the stair, and an agonized yelp from the dog Terry, indicated that
the boys had left their chamber. Then the Burtons heard their own
door-knob turned, an indignant kick which followed the discovery that
the door was bolted, and then a shout of:


“What’s wanted?” asked Mr. Burton.

“I want to come in,” answered Budge.

“Me, too,” piped Toddie.

“What for?”

A moment of silence ensued, and then Budge answered:

“Why, because we do. I should think anybody would understand that
without asking.”

“Well, we bolted the door because we didn’t want any one to come in. I
should think anybody could understand that without asking.”

“Oh! Well, I’ll tell you what we want to come in for; we want to tell
you something perfectly lovely.”

“Do you wish to listen to an original romance, my dear?” asked Mr.

“Certainly,” replied the lady.

“And break your resolution to teach them that our chamber is not a
general ante-breakfast gathering-place?”

“Oh, they won’t infer anything of the kind if we admit them just once,”
said Mrs. Burton.

“H’m--we won’t count this time,” quoted Mr. Burton from “Rip Van
Winkle,” with a suggestive smile, which was instantly banished by a
frown from his wife. Mr. Burton dutifully drew the bolt and both boys
tumbled into the room.

“We were both leaning against the door,” explained Budge; “that’s why
we dropped over each other. We knew you’d let us in.”

Mr. Burton gave his wife another peculiar look which the lady affected
not to notice as she asked:

“What is the lovely thing you were going to tell us?”


“I--I--I--I--I----” interrupted Toddie.


“Tod, be still!” commanded Budge. “I began it first.”

“But I finked it fyst,” expostulated Toddie.


“I’ll tell you what, then, Tod--I’ll tell ’em about it an’ you worry
’em to do it. That’ fair, isn’t it?” and then, without awaiting the
result of Toddie’s deliberations Budge continued:

“What we want is a picnic. Papa’ll lend you the carriage, and we’ll get
in it and go up to the Falls, and have a lovely day of it. That’s just
the nicest place I ever saw. You can swing us in the big swing there,
an’ take us in swimmin’, an’ row us in a boat, an’ buy us lemonade
at the hotel, an’ we can throw stones in the water, an’ paddle, an’
catch fish, an’ run races. All these other things--not the first ones
I told you about--we can do for ourselves, an’ you an’ Aunt Alice can
lie on the grass under the trees, an’ smoke cigars, an’ be happy,
’cause you’ve made us happy. That’s the way papa does. An’ you must
take lots of lunch along, ’cause little boys gets pretty empty-feeling
when they go to such places. Oh, yes--an’ you can throw Terry in the
water an’ make him swim after sticks--I’ll bet he can’t get away there
without our catching him.”

“But de lunch has got to be lots,” said Toddie, “else dere won’t be
any fun--not one bittie. An’ you’ll take us, won’t you? We’ze been
dreadful good all mornin’. I’ze singed Sunday songs until my froat’s
all sandy.”

“All what?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“Sandy,” replied Toddie. “Don’t you know how funny it feels to rub sand
between your hands when you hazhn’t got djuvs on? If you don’t, I’ll go
bring you in some.”

“Your aunt will take your word for it,” said Mr. Burton, as his wife
did not respond.

“An’ we’ll be awful tired after the picnic’ done,” said Budge, “an’
you can hold us in your arms in the carriage all the way back. That’s
the way papa an’ mamma does.”

“Thank you,” said Mr. Burton. “That will be an inducement. And it
explains why your papa can make a new coat look old quicker than any
other man of my acquaintance.”

“And why your mother always has a skirt to clean or mend,” said Mrs.

“It’s all told now, Tod,” said Budge. “Why don’t you worry ’em?”

Toddie clasped his aunt’s skirts affectionately, and said, in most
appealing tones:

“You’e a-goin’ to, izhn’t you?”

“Papa says it was always easier for you to say ‘yes’s than ‘no,’”
remarked Budge; “an’----”

“A fine reputation your brother-in-law gives you,” remarked Mrs.

“An’ I once heard a lady say she thought you said ‘yes’s pretty easy,”
continued Budge, addressing his aunt. “I thought she meant something
that you said to Uncle Harry, by the way she talked.” Mrs. Burton
flushed angrily, but Budge continued: “An’ you ought to be as good
to us as you are to him, ’cause he’s a big man, an’ don’t have to be
helped every time he wants any fun. Besides, you’ve got him all the
time, but you can only have us four days longer--three days besides

“Another paraphrase of Scripture--application perfect,” remarked Mr.
Burton to his wife. “Shall we go?”

“Can you?” asked the lady, suddenly grown radiant.

“I suppose--oh, I know I can,” replied Mr. Burton, assuming that the
anticipation of a day in his society was the sole cause of his wife’s

Mrs. Burton knew his thoughts but failed to correct them, guilty
though she felt at her neglect. That she would be practically relieved
of responsibility during the day was the cause of her happiness. The
children had always preferred the companionship of their uncle to that
of his wife; she had at times been secretly mortified and offended at
this preference, but in the week just ending she had entirely lost this

The announcement that their host and hostess thought favorably of the
proposition was received by the boys with lively manifestations of
delight, and for two hours no other two persons in the state were more
busy than Budge and Toddie. Even their appetites gave way under the
excitement and their stay at the breakfast table was of short duration.

Budge visited his father and arranged for the use of the carriage
while Toddie superintended the packing of the eatables until the cook
banished him from the kitchen, and protected herself from subsequent
invasion by locking the door. Then both boys suggested enough extra
luggage to fill a wagon and volunteered instructions at a rate which
was not retarded by the neglect with which their commands were received.

When the last package was taken into the carriage the dog Terry was
helped to a seat and the party started. They had been _en route_ about
five minutes, when Budge remarked:

“Uncle Harry, I want a drink.”

“Uncle Harry,” said Toddie, “I’m ’most starved to deff. I didn’t have
hardly any brekspup.”

“Why not?” asked Mrs. Burton. “Wasn’t there plenty on the table?”

“I doe know,” Toddie replied, looking inquiringly into his aunt’s face
as if to refresh his memory.

“Weren’t you hungry at breakfast-time?” continued Mrs. Burton.

“I--I--I--I--why, yesh--I mean my tummuk wazh hungry, but my toofs
wasn’t--dat’ de way it wazh. An’ I guesh what I’d better have now is
sardines an’ pie.”

“Ethereal creature!” exclaimed Mr. Burton, giving Toddie a cracker.

“I didn’t remember that I was hungry,” said Budge, “but Tod’s talking
about it reminds me. An’ I’d like that drink, too.”

Budge also received some crackers and the carriage was stopped near a
well. The descent of Mr. Burton from the carriage compelled the dog
Terry to change his base, which operation was so impeded by skillful
efforts on the part of the boys that Terry suddenly leaped to the
ground and started for home, followed by a remonstrance from Toddie,
while Budge remarked:


“He won’t ever go to heaven, Terry won’t. He don’t like to make people

Away went the carriage again and it had reached the extreme outskirts
of the town when Toddie said:

“I’m awful fursty.”

“Why didn’t you drink when Budge did?” demanded Mr. Burton.

“’Cauzh I didn’t want to,” replied Toddie. “I izhn’t like old
choo-choos dat getsh filled up dzust ’cause dey comes to a watering
playzh. I only likesh to dwink when I’zhe fursty; an’ I’zhe fursty

Another well was approached; Toddie drank about two swallows of water,
and replied to his aunt’s declaration that he couldn’t have been
thirsty at all by the explanation:

“I doezn’t hold very much. I izhn’t like de horsesh, dat can dwink
whole pails full of water, an’ den hazh room for gwash. But I guesh
I’zhe got room for some cake.”

“Then I’ll give you another cracker,” said Mr. Burton.

“Don’t want one,” said Toddie. “Cwacker couldn’t push itself down as
easy as cake.”

“I do believe,” said Mrs. Burton, “that the child’s animal nature
has taken complete possession of him. Eating and mischief has been
the whole of his life during the week, yet he used to be so sweetly
fanciful and sensitive.”

“Children’s wits are like the wind, my dear,” said Mr. Burton. “’Thou
canst not tell whence it cometh nor whither it goeth’; you set your
sails for it, and behold it isn’t there, but when you’re not expecting
it, down comes the gale.”

“A gale!” echoed Budge. “That’s what we’re goin’ to have to-day.”

“Izn’t neiver,” said Toddie. “Goin’ to hazh a picnic.”

“Well, gales and picnics is the same thing,” said Budge.

“No, dey izhn’t. Galesh is kind o’s rough, but picnics is nysh. Galesh
is like rough little boysh, like you, but picnics is nysh, like dear
little sister-babies.”

“Oh, dear,” sighed Budge, “we haven’t seen that baby for two days.
Let’s go right back an’ look at her.”

“Budge, Budge!” remonstrated Mrs. Burton; “try to be content with what
you have, and don’t always be longing for something else. You can go to
see her when we return.”

“I can see her wivout goin’ back,” said Toddie. “I can see anybody I
wantsh to, dzust whenever I pleash.”

“Don’t be silly, Toddie,” remonstrated Mrs. Burton, in spite of a
warning nudge from her husband.

“How do you see them, Toddie?” asked Mr. Burton.

“Why, I duzst finks a fink about ’em, an’ den dey comezh wight inshide
of my eyezh, an’ I sees ’em. I see lotsh of peoples dat-a-way. I
sees AbrahammynIsaac, an’ Bliaff, an’ little Dave, an’ de Hebrew
children, an’ Georgie Washitton hatchetin’ down his papa’s tree,
whenever I finks about ’em. Oh, dere goezh a wabbit! Letsh stop an’
catch him.”

“Oh, no, let him go,” said Mr. Burton. “Perhaps he’s going home to
dinner, and his family are all waiting at the table for him.”

“Gwacious!” said Toddie, opening his eyes very wide and keeping silence
for at least two minutes. Then he said, “I saw a wabbit family eatin’
dinner once. Dey had a little bittie of a table, an’ little bitsh of
chairzh, an’ de papa wabbit ashkted a blessin’ an’----”

“Toddie, Toddie, don’t tell fibs!” said Mrs. Burton, as she again felt
herself touched by her husband’s elbow.

“Izn’t tellin’ fibs! An’ a little boy wabbit said, ‘Papa, I wantsh a
dwink.’s So his papa took a little tumbler, dzust about as big as a
fimble, an’ held a big leaf up sideways so de dew would run off into
de tumbler, an’ he gived it to the little boy wabbit. An’ when dey
got done dinner, de mamma wabbit gave each of de little boy wabbits
a strawberry to suck. An’ none of ’em had to be told to put on de
napkins, ’cause dey only had one dwess, and dat was a color dat didn’t
show dyte, like mamma says I ought to have.”

“Were all the little rabbits boys--no girls at all?” asked Mr. Burton.

“Yesh, dere was a little sister baby, but she wazh too little to come
to de table, so de mamma wabbit held her in her lap and played ‘Little
Pig Went to Market’s on her little bits of toes. Den de sister-baby got
tired, an’ de mamma wabbit wocked it in a wockin’-tsair, an’ sung to
it ’bout----

    “Papa gone a-huntin’,
    To get a little wabbit-skin
    To wap a baby buntin--baby wabbit--in.”

Den de baby-wabbit got tired of its mamma, an’ got down an’ cwept
around on itsh handsh an’ kneezh, an’ didn’t dyty its djess at all
or make its kneezh sore a bit, ’cauzh dere wazh only nice leaves an’
pitty fynes for it to cweep on, instead of ugly old carpets. Say, do
you know I was a wabbit once?”

“Why, no,” said Mr. Burton. “Do tell us about it.”

“Harry!” remonstrated Mrs. Burton.

“He believes it, my dear,” explained her husband. “He has his ’weetly
fanciful’ mood on now, that you were moaning for a few moments ago. Go
on, Toddie.”

“Why, I was a wabbit, and lived all by myself in a hole froo de bottom
of a tree. An’ sometimes uvver wabbits came to see me, an’ we all sat
down on our foots an’ bowled our ears to each uvver. Dogsh came to
see me sometimes, but I dzust let dem wing de bell an’ didn’t ask ’em
to come in. An’ den a dzentleman came an’ asked me to help him make
little boysh laugh in a circus. So I runned around de ring, and picked
up men an’ fings wif my tchunk----”

“Rabbits don’t have trunks, Toddie.”

“I know it, but I tyned into a ephalant. An’ I got lotsh of hay an’
fings wif my tchunk, an’ folks gave me lotsh of cakes an’ candies to
see me eat ’em wif my tchunk, an’ I was so big I could hold ’em all,
an’ I didn’t have any mamma ephalant to say, ‘Too muts cake an’ candy
will make you sick, Toddie.’”

“Anything more?” asked Mr. Burton. “We can stand almost anything.”

“Well, I gotted to be a lion den, and had to roar so much dat my froat
gotted all sandy, so I got turned into a little boy again, an’ I was
awful hungry. I guesh ’twas djust now.”

“Can you resist that hint, my dear?” Mr. Burton asked. His wife, with a
sigh, opened a basket and gave a piece of cake to Toddie, who remarked:

“Dish izh to pay me for tellin’ de troof about all dem fings, izhn’t

About this time the party reached Little Falls, and Budge said:

“I suppose lunch’ll be the first thing?”

“No,” said Mrs. Burton; “we won’t lunch until our usual hour.”

“But you can have all the drinks you want,” said Mr. Burton. “There’s a
whole river full of water.”

“Oh, I don’t feel as if I’d ever be thirsty again,” said Budge. “But I
wish Terry was here to swim in after sticks. You do it, won’t you? You
play dog an’ I’ll play Uncle Harry an’ throw things to you.”

By this time Toddie had sought the water’ edge, and, taking a stooping
position, looked for fish. The shelving stone upon which he stood was
somewhat moist and Toddie was so intent on his search that he stooped
forward considerably. Suddenly there was heard a splash and a howl, and
Toddie was seen in the river, in water knee-deep. To rescue him was the
work of only a moment, but to stop his tears was no such easy matter.


“What is to be done?” exclaimed Mrs. Burton.

“Take off his shoes and stockings and let him run barefooted,” said Mr.
Burton. “The day is warm, so he can’t catch cold.”

“Oh!” exclaimed Toddie, “Izh I goin’ to be barefoot all day? I wishes
dish river wazh wight by our housh; I’d tumble in every day. Budgie,
Budgie, if you wantsh fun dzust go tumble splash into de river.”

But Budge had strolled away, and was tugging at some moss in a crevice
of rock. Here his aunt found him, and he explained, toiling as he

“I thought--this--would make such--a--lovely cushion for--for you to
sit on.”

The last word and the final tug were concurrent and the moss gave way;
so did Budge, and with a terrific scream, for a little snake had made
his home under the moss, and was expressing indignation, in his own
way, at being disturbed.

“I won’t never do nothin’ for nobody again,” screamed Budge. “I’ll see
that snake every time I shut my eyes, now.”

“You poor, dear little fellow,” said Mrs. Burton, caressing him
tenderly. “I wish Aunt Alice could do something to make you forget it.”

“Well, you can’t, unless--unless, maybe, a piece of pie would do it. It
wouldn’t do any harm to try, I s’pose?”

Mrs. Burton hurried to unpack a pie, as her husband remarked that
Budge was born to be a diplomatist. Looking suspiciously about, for
fear that Toddie might espy Budge’s prescription, and devise some
ailment which it would exactly suit, she discovered that Toddie was out
of sight.

“Oh, he’s gone, Harry! Hurry and find him. Perhaps he’s gone above the
Falls. I do wish we had gone further down the river!”

Mr. Burton took a lively double-quick up and along the bank of the
river, but could see nothing of his nephew.

After two or three minutes, however, above the roar of the falling
water, he heard a shrill voice singing over and over again a single
line of an old Methodist hymn,

  “Roar--ing riv--ers, migh--ty fountains!”

Following the sound, he peered over the bank, and saw Toddie in a sunny
nook of rocks just below the Falls, and in a very ecstasy of delight.
He would hold out his hands as if to take the fall itself; then he
would throw back his head and render his line with more force; then
he would dance frantically about, as if his little body was unable to
comfortably contain the great soul within it.

Suddenly coming up the sands below the cliff appeared Mrs. Burton,
whose apprehensions had compelled her to join in the search.

“Oh, Aunt Alish!” exclaimed Toddie, discovering his aunt, and hurrying
to grasp her hand in both of his own; “dzust see de water dance! Do you
see all de lovely lights dat de Lord’s lit in it? Don’t you wiss you
could get in it, an’ fly froo it, an’ have it shake itself all over
you, an’ shake yourself in it, an’ shake it all off of you, an’ den
fly into it aden? Deresh placesh like dis up in hebben. I know, ’cauzh
I saw ’em--one time I did. An’ all the andzels staid around ’em, an’
flew in an’ out, an’ froo an’ froo’s an’ laughed like everyfing!”

Mr. Burton concealed all of himself but his eyes and hat to observe the
impending conflict of ideas; but no conflict ensued, for Mrs. Burton
snatched her nephew and kissed him soundly. But Toddie wriggled away,

“Don’t do dat, or I’ll get some uvver eyes when I don’t want ’em.”

How long Toddie’s ecstasy might have endured the Burtons never knew,
for a clatter of horse-hoofs on the road attracted Mr. Burton, and,
looking hastily back, he beheld one of his brother’s horses galloping
wildly back towards Hillcrest, while, just letting go of a reinstrap,
and enlivening the dust of the roadway, was the form of the boy Budge,
whose voice rose shrilly above the thunder of the falling waters.


Mr. Burton attempted first to catch the horse, but the animal shied
successfully and had so clear a stretch of roadway before him that
humanity soon had Mr. Burton’s heart for its own and he hurried to the
assistance of Budge.

“I--boo-hoo--was just goin’ to lead the--boo-hoo-hoo--horse down to
water like--boo-hoo-hoo--ah--like papa does, when he--oh! how my elbow
hurts!--just pulled away an’ went off. An’ I caught the strap to stop
him, an’--oh! he just pulled me along on my mouth in the dirt about
ten miles. I swallowed all the dirt I could, but I guess I’ve got a
mouthful left.”

Mr. Burton hurriedly unharnessed the other horse, and started, riding
bareback, in search of the runaway, while his wife, who had intuitively
scented trouble in the air, hurried up the cliff with Toddie, and
led both boys to the shadow of the carriage, with instructions to be
perfectly quiet until their uncle returned.

“Can’t we talk?” asked Toddie.

“Oh, not unless you need to for some particular purpose,” said Mrs.
Burton, who, like most other people in trouble, fought most earnestly
against any form of diversion which should keep her from the extremity
of worry. “Can’t little boys’s mouths ever be quiet?”

“Why, yes,” said Budge, “when there’ something in ’em to keep ’em

In utter desperation Mrs. Burton unpacked all the baskets and told the
children to help themselves. As for her, she sought the roadside and
gazed earnestly for her husband. Wearied at last by hope deferred she
returned to the carriage to find that the boys had eaten all the pie
and cake, drank the milk and ate the sugar which were to have formed
part of some delicious coffee which Mr. Burton was to have made _à la
militaire_, and had battered into shapelessness a box of sardines by
attempting to open it with a stone.

“You bad boys!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “Now what will your poor uncle
have to eat when he comes back all tired, hungry, and thirsty and all
because of your mischief, Budge.”

“Why, we haven’t touched the crackers, Aunt Alice,” said Budge.”
They’re what he gave us when we said we was awful hungry, an’ there’s
a whole river full of water to drink, like he told us about when he
thought we was thirsty.”

The information did not seem to console Mrs. Burton, who ventured to
the roadside with the feeling that she could endure it to know that
her husband was starving if she could only see him safe back again. The
moments dragged wearily on, the boys grew restive and then cross, and
at about three in the afternoon, Mr. Burton reappeared. The runaway
had nearly reached home, breaking a shoe _en route_, and his captor
had found it necessary to seek a blacksmith. The horse he rode had
evidently never been broken to the saddle, and many had been the jeers
of the village boys at his rider’s apparent mismanagement. All he knew
now was that he was ravenously hungry.

“And the boys have eaten everything but the bread and crackers,” gasped
Mrs. Burton. “I’ve not eaten a mouthful.”

“Goodness!” exclaimed Mr. Burton, feeling the boys’s waist-belts;
“didn’t they throw anything away?”

“Only down our froats.” said Toddie.

“Then I’ll go to the nearest hotel,” said the disappointed man,” and
get a nice dinner.”

“We’ll go too,” said Budge. “Pie an’ cake an’ all such things don’t
fill people a bit on picnics.”

“Then a little emptiness will be best for you,” said Mr. Burton. “You
remain here with your aunt.”

“Well, hurry up, then,” said Budge. “Here’s the afternoon half gone,
Aunt Alice says, and you haven’t made us a whistle, or taken us in
swimmin’, or let us catch fishes, or throwed big stones in the water
for us, or anythin’.”

Mr. Burton departed with becoming meekness, his nephew’s admonition
ringing in his ears, while the boys hovered solemnly about their aunt
until she exclaimed:

“Why are you acting so strangely, boys?”

“Oh, we feel kind o’s forlorn, an’ we want to be comforted,” said

“Will you comfort poor Uncle Harry when he comes back?” asked Mrs.

“Why, I heard him once tell you that you were his comfort,” said Budge;
“and comforts oughtn’t to be mixed up if folks is goin’ to get all the
good out of ’em; that’s what papa says.”

Mrs. Burton kissed both nephews effusively and asked them what she
could do for them.

“I doe know,” said Toddie.

Inspiration came to Mrs. Burton’s assistance and she said,

“You may both do exactly as you please.”

“Hooray!” shouted Budge.

“An’ you izhn’t goin’ to say ‘Don’t!’s a single bit?” Toddie asked.


“Oh!” exclaimed both brothers, in unison.

Then they clasped hands and walked slowly and silently away. They even
stopped to kiss each other, while Mrs. Burton looked on in silent

Was this really the result of not keeping a watchful eye upon children?

The boys rambled quietly along, sat down on a large rock, put their
arms around each other and gazed silently at the scenery. They sat
there until their uncle returned and their aunt pointed out the couple
to him. Then the adults insensibly followed the example set by the
juveniles, and on the banks of the river sweet peace ruled for an hour,
until old Sol, who once stood still to look at a fight but never paused
to contemplate humanity conquered by the tender influences of nature,
warned the party that it was time to return.

“It’s time to go, boys,” said Mr. Burton, with a sigh.

The words snapped the invisible thread that had held the children in
exquisite captivity, and they were boys again in an instant, though
not without a wistful glance at the Eden they were leaving.

“Now, Uncle Harry,” said Budge, “there’ always one thing that’s got to
be done before a picnic an’ a ride is just right, an’ that is for me
to drive the horses.”

“An’ me to hold de whip,” said Toddie.

“Oh, I think you’ve done your whole duty to-day--both of you,” said Mr.
Burton, instinctively grasping his lines more tightly.

“But we don’t,” said Budge, “an’ we know. Goin’ up the mountain papa
always lets us do it an’ he says the horses always know the minute we
take ’em in hand.”

“I shouldn’t wonder. Well, here’s a hill; take hold!”

Budge seized the reins, and Toddie took the whip from its socket. The
noble animals at once sustained their master’s statement, for they
began to prance in a manner utterly unbecoming quiet family horses.
Mrs. Burton clutched her husband’s arm, and Mr. Burton prudently laid
his own hand upon the loop of the reins.

The crest of the hill was reached, Mr. Burton took the reins from the
hand of his nephew, but Toddie made one final clutch at departing
authority by giving the off horse a spirited cut. Tom Lawrence would
never own a horse that needed a touch of the whip, though that emblem
of authority always adorned his carriage. When, therefore, this
unfamiliar attention greeted them the horse who was struck became
gloriously indignant, and his companion sympathized with him and the
heels of both animals shot high in the air and then, at a pace which
nothing could arrest, the horses dashed down the rocky, rugged road.
The top of a boulder, whose side had been cleanly washed, lay in the
path of the carriage, and Mr. Burton gave the opposite rein a hasty
twist about his hand as he tried to draw to the side of the road. But
what was a boulder, that equine indignation should regard it? The stone
was directly in front and in line of the wheels. Mrs. Burton prepared
for final dissolution by clasping her husband tightly with one arm,
while with the other she clutched at the reins. The boys started the
negro hymn, “Oh, De Rocky Road to Zion,” the wheels struck the boulder,
four people described curves in air and ceased only when their further
progress was arrested by some bushes at the roadside. The carriage
righted itself and was hurried home by the horses, while a party
of pedestrians, two of whom were very merry and two utterly reticent,
completed their journey on foot, pausing only to bathe scratched
faces at a brookside. And when, an hour later, two little boys had
been prepared for bed, and their temporary guardians were alternately
laughing and complaining over the incidents of the day, a voice was
heard at the head of the stairs, saying:


“Uncle Harry, are we going to finish the picnic to-morrow? ’Cause we
didn’t get half through to-day. There’s lots of picnicky things that we
didn’t get a chance to think about.”

And another voice shouted:

“An’ letsh take more lunch wif us. I’zhe been awful hungwy all day


“Only three more days,” soliloquized Mrs. Burton, when the departure
of her husband for New York and the disappearance of the boys gave
her a quiet moment to herself. “Three more days, and then peace--and
a life-long sense of defeat! And by whom? By two mere infants--in
years. I erred in not taking them singly. When they are together it’s
impossible to take their minds from their own childish affairs long
enough to impress them with larger sense and better ways. But I didn’t
take them singly, and I have talked, and oh--stupidest of women!--I’ve
blundered upon my husband for my principal listener. He does get along
with them better than I do, and the exasperating thing about it is
that he seems to do it without the slightest effort. How is it? They
cling to him, obey him, sit by the roadside for an hour before train
time just to catch the first glimpse of him, while I--am I growing
uninteresting? Many women do after they marry, but I didn’t think
that I”--here Mrs. Burton extracted a tiny mirror from a vase on the
mantel--“that I could be made stupid by marrying a loving old merry
heart like Harry!”

Mrs. Burton scrutinized her lineaments intently. A wistful earnestness
stole into her face as she studied it, and it softened every line.
Suddenly but softly a little arm stole about her neck, and a little
voice exclaimed:

“Aunt Alice, why don’t you always look that way? There! Now you’re
stoppin’ it. Big folks is just like little boys, ain’t they? Mamma
says it’s never safe to tell us we’re good, ’cause we go an’ stop it
right away.”

“When did you come in, Budge? How did you come so softly? Have you been
listening? Don’t you know it is very impolite to listen to people when
they’re not talking to you? Why, where are your shoes and stockings?”

“Why,” said Budge,” I took ’em off so’--so’ to get some cake for a
little tea-party without makin’ a noise about it! You say our little
boots make an awful racket. But say, why don’t you?”

“Why don’t I what?” asked Mrs. Burton, her whole train of thought
whisking out of sight at lightning speed.

“Why don’t you always look like you did a minute ago? If you did, I
wouldn’t ever play or make trouble a bit. I’d just sit still all the
time, and do nothin’ but look at you.”

“How did I look, Budge?” asked Mrs. Burton, taking the child into her

“Why, you looked as if--as if--well, I don’t ’zactly know. You looked
like papa’ picture of Jesus’s mamma does, after you look at it a long
time an’ nobody is there to bother you. I never saw anybody else look
that way ’xcept my mamma, an’ when she does it I don’t ever say a
word, else mebbe she’ll stop.”

“You can have the cake you came for,” said Mrs. Burton.

“I don’t want any cake,” said Budge, with an impatient movement. “I
don’t want any tea-party. I want to stay with you, an’ I want you to
talk to me, ’cause you’re beginnin’ to look that way again.” Here Budge
nearly strangled his aunt in a tight embrace, and kissed her repeatedly.

“You darling little fellow,” asked Mrs. Burton, while returning his
caresses, “do you know why I looked as I did? I was wondering why you
and Toddie love your Uncle Harry so much better than you love me, and
why you always mind him and disobey me.”

Budge was silent for a moment or two, then he sighed and answered:


“Because of what?” asked Mrs. Burton. “You would make me very happy if
you were to explain it to me.”


“Well,” said Budge, “’cause you’re different.”

“But, Budge, I know a great many people who are not like each other,
but I love them equally well.”

“They ain’t uncles and aunts, are they?”

“No, but what has that to do with it?”

“And they’re not folks you have to mind, are they?” continued Budge.

“N----no,” said Mrs. Burton, descrying a dim light afar off.

“Do they want you to do things their way?”

“Some of them do.”

“An’ do you do it?”

“Sometimes I do.”

“You don’t unless you want to, do you?”


“Well, neither do I,” said Budge. “But when Uncle Harry wants me to do
somethin’, why somehow or other I want to do it myself after a while.
I don’t know why, but I do. An’ I don’t always, when you tell me to.
I love you ever so much when you ain’t tellin’ me things, but when you
are, then they ain’t ever what I want to do. That’s all I know ’bout
it. ’Xcept, he don’t want me to do such lots of things as you do. He
likes to see us enjoy ourselves; but sometimes I think you don’t.
We can’t be happy only our way, an’ our way seems to be like Uncle
Harry’, an’ yours ain’t.”

Mrs. Burton mused, and gradually her lips twitched back into their
natural lines.

“There--you ’re stoppin’ lookin’ that way,” said Budge, sighing and
straightening himself. “I guess I do want the cake an’ the tea-party.”

“Don’t go, Budgie, dear,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, clasping the boy
tightly. “When any one teaches you anything that you want very much to
know doesn’t it make you happy?”

“Oh, yes--lots,” said Budge.

“Well, then, if you try, perhaps you can teach Aunt Alice something
that she wants very much to know.”

“What!” exclaimed Budge. “A little boy teach a grown folks lady? I
guess I’ll stay.”

“I want to understand all about this difference between your Uncle
Harry and me,” continued Mrs. Burton. “Do you think you minded him very
well last summer?”

“That’s too long ago for me to remember,” said Budge “But I didn’t ever
mind him unless I wanted to, or else had to, an’ when I had to an’
didn’t want to I didn’t love him a bit. I talked to papa about it when
we got back home again, an’ he said ’twas ’cause Uncle Harry didn’t
know us well enough an’ didn’t always have time to find out all about
us. Then they had a talk about it--papa and Uncle Harry did, in the
library one day. I know they did, ’cause I was playin’ blocks in a
corner, an’ I just stopped a-playin’ an’ listened to ’em. An’ all
at once papa said, ‘Little pitchers!’s an’ said I’d oblige him very
much if I’d go to the store and buy him a box of matches. But I just
listened a minute after I went out of the room, until I heard Uncle
Harry say he’d been a donkey. I knew he was mistaken about that, so I
went back an’ told him he hadn’t ever been any animals but what’s in
a menagerie, an’ then they both laughed an’ went out walkin’, an’
I don’t know what they said after that. Only Uncle Harry’s been awful
good to me ever since, though sometimes I bother him when I don’t mean

Mrs. Burton released one arm from her nephew and rested her head
thoughtfully upon her hand. Budge looked up and exclaimed:

“There! You’re looking that way again. Say, Aunt Alice, don’t Uncle
Harry love you lots an’ lots when you look so?”

Mrs. Burton recalled evidence of such experiences, but before she could
say so a small curly head came cautiously around the edge of the door,
and then it was followed by the whole of Toddie, who exclaimed:

“I fink you’s a real mean bruvver, Budgie! De tea-party’s been all
ready for you an’ de cake till I had to eat up all de strawberries to
keep de nasty little ants from eatin’ ’em. I yet up de cabbage-leaf
plate dey was in, too, to keep me from gettin’ hungrier.”

“There!” exclaimed Budge, springing from his aunt’s lap.” That’s just
the way, whenever I’m lovin’ to anybody, somethin’ always goes and

“Is that all you care for your aunt, Budge?” asked Mrs. Burton. “Is a
tea-party worth more than me?”

Budge reflected for a moment. “Well,” said he, “didn’t you cry when
your tea-party was spoiled last week on your burfday? To be sure, your
tea-party was bigger than ours, but then you’re a good deal bigger than
we, too, an’ I haven’t cried a bit.”

Mrs. Burton saw the point and was mentally unable to avoid it. The view
was not a pleasant one, and grew more humiliating the longer it was
presented. It was, perhaps, to banish it that she rose from her chair,
brought from a closet in the dining-room some of the coveted cake and
gave a piece to each boy, saying:

“It isn’t that Aunt Alice cares so much for her cake, dears, that she
doesn’t like you to have it between meals, but because it is bad for
little boys to eat such heavy food excepting at their regular meals.
There are grown people who were once happy little children, but now
they are very cross all the while because their stomachs are disordered
by having eaten when they should not, and eating things which are
richer and heavier than their bodies can use.”

“Well,” said Budge, crowding the contents of his mouth into his cheeks,
“we can eat somethin’ plainer an’ lighter to mix up with ’em inside
of us. I should think charlotte-russe or whipped cream would be about
the thing. Shall I ask the cook to fix some?”

“No! Exercise would be better than anything else. I think you had
better take a walk.”

“Up to Hawkshnesht Rock?” Toddie suggested.

“Oh, yes!” exclaimed Budge. “An’ you come with us, Aunt Alice; perhaps
you’ll look that way again; that way, you know, an’ I wouldn’t like to
lose any of it.”


Mrs. Burton could not decline so delicate an invitation, and soon the
trio were on the road, Mrs. Burton walking leisurely on the turf by
the side, while the boys ploughed their way through the dust of the
middle of the road, pretending to be horses and succeeding so far as to
create a dust-cloud which no team of horses could have excelled.

“Boys, boys!” shouted Mrs. Burton. “Is no one going to be company for

“Oh, I’ll be your gentleman,” said Budge.

“I’ll help,” said Toddie, and both boys hurried to their aunt’s side.

“Little boys,” said Mrs. Burton, gently, “do you know that your mamma
and papa have to pay a high price for the fun you have in kicking up
dust? Look at your clothes! They must be sent to the cleaner’s before
they will ever again be fit to wear where respectable people can see

“Then,” said Budge, “they’re just right to give to poor little boys,
and just think how glad they’ll be! I guess they’ll thank the Lord
’cause we run in the dust.”

“The poor little boys would have been just as glad to have them while
they were clean,” said Mrs. Burton, “and the kindness would have cost
your papa and mamma no more.”

“Well, then--then--then I guess we’d better talk about something
else,” said Budge, “an’ go ’long froo the woods instead of in the
road. Oh--h--h!” he continued, kicking through some grass under the
chestnut-trees by the roadside, “here’s a chestnut! Is it chestnut-time
again already?”

“Oh, no, that’s one of last year’s nuts.”

“H’m!” exclaimed Budge; “I ought to have known that. It’s dreadfully


“Yes; it’s full of wrinkles, don’t you see; like the face of Mrs.
Paynter, an’ you say she’s old-fashioned.”

“Aunt Alice,” said Toddie, “birch-trees izh de only kind dat wearzsh
Sunday clothes, ain’t dey? Deyzh always all in white, like me and
Budgie, when we goes to Sunday-school. Gwacious!” he exclaimed, as he
leaned against one of the birches and examined its outer garments.
“Deyzh Sunday trees awful; dish one is singin’ a song! Dzust

Though somewhat startled at the range of Toddie’s imagination, and
wondering what incentive it had on the present occasion, Mrs. Burton
approached the tree, and solved the mystery by hearing the breeze
sighing softly through the branches. She told Toddie what caused the
sound, and the child replied:

“Den it’s de Lord come down to sing in it, ’cauzh it’s got Sunday
clothes on. Datsh it, izhn’t it?”

“Oh, no, Toddie; the wind is only the wind.”

“Why I always fought it wazh the Lord a-talkin’, when the wind blowed.
I guesh somebody tolded me so, ’cauzh I fought dat before I had many
uvver finks.”

Up the mountain-road leisurely sauntered Mrs. Burton, while her nephews
examined every large stone, boulder tree and hole in the ground _en

The top of the hill was gained at last and with a long-drawn “Oh!” both
boys sat down and gazed in delight at the extended scene before them.
Budge broke the silence by asking:

“Aunt Alice, don’t you s’pose dear brother Phillie, up in heaven, is
lookin’ at all these towns, an’ hills, an’ rivers, an’ things, just
like we are?”

“Very likely, dear.”

“Well, then he can see a good deal further than we can. Do our spirits
have new eyes put in ’em when they get up to heaven?”

“I don’t know. Perhaps they merely have their sight made better.”

“Why, does spirits take deir old eyes wif ’em to hebben, an’ leave all
de rest part of ’em in de deader?” asked Toddie.

Mrs. Burton realized that she had been too hasty in assuming knowledge
of spiritual physiognomy, and she endeavored to retract by saying:

“Spiritual eyes and bodily eyes are different.”

“Does dust and choo-choo cinders ever get into spirit eyes, an’ make
little boy andzels cry, and growed-up andzels say swear wordsh?” asked

“Certainly not. There’s no crying or swearing in heaven.”

“Then what does angels do with the water in their eyes, when they hear
music that makes ’em feel as if wind was blowin’ fro ’em?” asked Budge.

Mrs. Burton endeavored to change the subject of conversation to one
with which she was more familiar, by asking Budge if he knew that there
were hills a hundred times as high as Hawksnest Rock.

“Goodness, no! Why, I should think you could look right into heaven
from the tops of them. Can’t you?”

“No,” said Mrs. Burton, with some impatience at the result of her
attempt.” Besides, their tops are covered with snow all the time, and
nobody can get up to them.”

“Then the little boy andzels can play snowballs on ’em wifout no cross
mans comin’ up an’ sayin’, ‘Don’t!’” said Toddie.

Mrs. Burton tried again:

“See how high that bird is flying,” she said, pointing to a hawk who
was soaring far above the hill.

“Yes,” said Budge. “He can go up into heaven whenever he wants to,
’cause he’s got wings. I don’t know why birds have got wings and little
boys haven’t.”

“Little boys are already hard enough to find when they’re wanted,” said
Mrs. Burton. “If they had wings they’d always be out of sight. But what
makes you little boys talk so much about heaven to-day?”

“Oh, ’cause we’re up so much closer to it, I suppose,” said Budge,
“when were on a high hill like this.”

“Don’t you think it must be nearly lunching time?” asked Mrs. Burton,
using, in despair, the argument which has seldom failed with healthy

“Certainly,” said Budge. “I always do. Come on, Tod. Let’s go the
quickest way.”

The shortest way was by numerous short cuts, with which the boys seemed
perfectly acquainted. One of these, however, was by a steep incline,
and Budge, perhaps snuffing the lunch-basket afar off, descended so
rapidly that he lost his balance, fell forward, tried to recover
himself, failed, and slipped rapidly through a narrow path which
finally ended in a gutter traversing it.

“Ow!” he exclaimed as he picked himself up, and relieved himself of a
mouthful of mud. “Did you see my back come up an’ me walk down the
mountain on my mouth? I think a snake would be ashamed of himself to
see how easy it was. I didn’t try a bit, I just went slip, slop, bunk!
to the bottom.”

“An’ you didn’t get scolded for dytyin’ your clothes, either.” said
Toddie. “Let’ sing ‘Gloly, Gloly, Hallehelyah.”

The subject of dirt upon juvenile raiment began to trouble the mind
of Mrs. Burton. Could it be possible that children had a natural
right to dirtier clothing than adults, and without incurring special
blame? Was dirtiness sinful? Well, yes--that is, it was disgusting,
and whatever was disgusting was worse in the eyes of Mrs. Burton than
what was sinful. Could children be as neat as adults? Had they either
the requisite sense, perception or the acquired habit of carefulness?
Again Mrs. Burton went into a study of the brownest description, while
the children improved her moments of preoccupation to do all sorts
of things which would have seemed dreadful to their aunt but were
delightful to themselves. At length, however, they reached the Burton
dining-table, and managed a series of rapid disappearances for whatever
was upon it.


“Aunt Alice,” said Budge, after finishing his meal, “what are you
going to do to make us happy this afternoon?”

“I think,” said Mrs. Burton,” I shall allow you to amuse yourselves.
I shall be quite busy superintending the baking. Our cook has only
recently come to us, you know, and she may need some help from me.”

“I fought bakin’ wazh alwaysh in mornin’?” said Toddie. “My mamma says
dat only lazy peoplesh bakesh in affernoonzh.”

“The cook was too busily engaged otherwise this morning, Toddie,” said
Mrs. Burton. “Besides, people bake mornings because they are compelled
to; for, when they put bread to rise overnight, they must bake in the
morning. But there is a new kind of yeast now that lets us make our
bread whenever we want to, within a couple of hours from the time of

“Do you know, Aunt Alice,” said Budge, “that we can bake? We can--real
nice. We’ve helped mamma make pies an’ cakes lots of times, only hers
are big ones an’ ours are baby ones.”

“I suppose I am to construe that remark as a hint that you would like
to help me?” said Mrs. Burton. “If you will do only what you are told,
you may go to the kitchen with me; but listen--the moment you give the
cook or me the least bit of trouble, out you shall go.”

“Oh, goody, goody!” shouted Toddie. “An’ can we have tea-parties on de
kitchen-table as fast as we bake fings?”

“I suppose so.”

“Come on. My hands won’t be still a bittie, I wantsh to work so much.
How many kindsh of pies is you goin’ to make?”

“None at all.”

“Gwacious! I shouldn’t fink you’d call it bakin’-day den. Izhn’t you
goin’ to make noffin’ but ole nashty bwead?”

“Perhaps I can find a way for you to make a little cake or some buns,”
said Mrs. Burton, relenting.

“Well, that would be kind o’s bakin’-day like; but my hands is gettin’
still again awful fasht.”

Mrs. Burton led the way to the kitchen, and the preparation of the
staff of life was begun by the new cook, with such assistance as a
small boy wedged closely under each elbow, and two inquiring faces
hanging over the very edge of the bread-pan.

“That don’t look very cakey,” remarked Budge. “She ain’t put any powder
into it.”

“This kind of bread needs no powder. Baking-powders are used only in

“When tea-biscuits goes in de oven deysh little bits of flat fings,”
said Toddie--“deysh little bits of flat fings, but when dey comes out
dey’s awful big an’ fat. What makes ’em bake big?”

“That’s what the powder is put in for,” said Mrs. Burton. “They’d be
little, tasteless things if it weren’t for the powder. Bridget, work
some sweetening with a little of the dough, so the boys can have some

Both boys escorted the cook to the pantry for sugar, and back again to
the table, and got their noses as nearly as possible under the roller
with which the sugar was crushed, and they superintended the operation
of working it into the dough, and then Mrs. Burton found some very
small pans in the center of which the boys put single buns which they
were themselves allowed to shape. A happy inspiration came to Mrs.
Burton; she brought a few raisins from the pantry and placed one upon
the center of each tiny bun as it was made, and she was rewarded by a
dual shriek of delight.

“Stop, Toddie!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, suddenly noticing that Toddie
was shaping his dough by rolling it vigorously between his hands, as
little boys treat clay while attempting to make marbles. “If you press
your dough hard it will never bake light in the world.”


“You mean de hot won’t make it grow big?”


“Datzh too baddy. It’h awful too baddy,” said Toddie “Dere won’t be as
much of ’em to eat. Tell you what--put some powder in it to help the
uvvr swelly stuff.”

“I’m afraid that won’t do any good.”

“Might twy it,” Toddie suggested. “Ah--h--h--Budgie’ makin’ some of my
buns baldheaded.”

“What do you mean?” Mrs. Burton asked.

“He’s takin’ de raisins off de tops of ’em, an’ dat makes ’em

“I was only keepin’ ’em from lookin’ all alike,” explained Budge,
hastily putting the raisins where they could not be affected by any
future proceedings. “Don’t you see, Toddie, you’ll have two kinds of
buns now?”

“Don’t want two kindsh,” cried Toddie. “I’ze a good mind to cut you
open an’ take dem heads back again.”

Budge was reproved by his aunt, and Toddie was pacified by the removal
of raisins from his brother’s buns to his own. Then some of the little
pans were placed in the vacant space in the oven, and during the next
fifteen minutes Mrs. Burton was implored at least twenty times to see
if they weren’t almost done. When, finally baked, Toddie’s were as
small as bullets and about as hard.

“Put some powder in de rest of dem,” pleaded Toddie.

“It wouldn’t do the slightest bit of good,” said Mrs. Burton.

Further entreaties led to a conflict between will and authority, after
which Toddie sulked and disappeared, carrying one of his precious pans
with him. When he returned the baking was over, and the oven-door was

“Izhe a-goin’ to bake dis uvver one any how,” said Toddie, putting
the single remaining pan into the oven and closing the door. “Say,
Aunt Alice,” he continued, his good, nature returning, “now fix dat
tea-party we was goin’ to have wif our own fings. You can come to the
table wif us if you want to.”

“Only, don’t you think she ought to bring somethin’ with her?” asked
Budge. “That’ the way little boys’s tea-parties out of doors always

Mrs. Burton herself rendered a satisfactory decision upon this question
by making a small pitcher of lemonade: the table was drawn as near the
door as possible, to avoid the heat of the room; Budge escorted his
aunt to the seat of honor, and, when all were seated, he asked:

“Do you think these is enough things to ask a blessin’ over? Sometimes
we do it, an’ sometimes we don’t, ’cordin’ to how much we’ve got.”

Mrs. Burton rapidly framed a small explanatory lecture on the principle
under-lying the custom of grace at meals; but whatever may have been
its merits the boys never had an opportunity of judging, for suddenly
a loud report startled the party, a piece of the stove flew violently
across the room and broke against the wall, the stove-lids shivered
violently and the doors fell open; the poker, which had lain on the
stove, danced frantically, and a small pan of some sort of fat, such
as some cooks have a fancy to be always doing something with but never
do it, was shaken over and its burning contents began to diffuse a
sickening odor. The cook dropped upon her knees, the party arose--Budge
roaring, Toddie screaming, and Mrs. Burton very pale, while the cook

“The wather-back’s busted!”

Mrs. Burton disengaged herself from her clinging nephews and approached
the range cautiously. There was no sign of water and the back of the
range was undisturbed; even the fire was not disarranged.


“It isn’t the water-back,” said Mrs. Burton, “nor the fire. What could
it have been?”

“An’ I belave, mum,” said the cook, “that ’twas the dhivil, savin’
yer prisince; an’, saints presarve us! I ’ve heerd at home as how he
hated dese new ways of cookin’, because dheres no foine place for him
to sit in the corner of, bad luck to him! It was the dhivil, sure, mum.
Did iver ye schmell the loike av that?”

Mrs. Burton snuffed the air, and in spite of the loathsome odor of
burning grease she detected a strong sulphurous odor.

“An’ he went and tookted my last bun wif him too,” complained Toddie,
who had been cautiously approaching the oven in which he had placed
his pan. “Bad ole debbil! I fought he didn’t have noffin but roasted
peoples at hizh tea-parties!”

The whole party was too much agitated and mystified to pursue their
investigations further. The fire was allowed to die out and Mrs. Burton
hurried up-stairs and to the front of the house with the children.

Mr. Burton on his way home was met by his wife and nephews, and heard a
tale which had reached blood-curdling proportions. His descent to the
scene of the disaster was reluctantly consented to by his wife; but he
was unable to discover the cause of the accident, and he succeeded in
getting his hands shockingly dirty. He hurried to his bed-chamber to
wash them, and in a moment he roared from the head of the stairs:

“Boys, which of you has been up here to-day?”

There was no response for a moment; then Budge shouted:

“Not me.”

Mrs. Burton looked inquiringly at Toddie, and the young gentleman
averted his eyes. Then Mr. Burton hurried down-stairs, looked at both
boys and asked: “Why did you meddle with my powder-flask, Toddie?”

“Why--why--why, Aunt Alice wouldn’t put no powder in my buns to make
’em light after I rolled ’em heavy--said ’twouldn’t do ’em no good.
But my papa says ’tain’t never no harm to try, so I dzust wented and
gotted some powder out of your brass bottle dat’s hanging on your gun,
an’ I didn’t say nuffin’ to nobody, ’cauzh I wanted to s’prise ’em.
An’ while I was waitin’ for it to get done, bad ole debbil came an’
hookted it. Guesh it must have been real good else he wouldn’t have
done it, ’cauzh he’s such a smart fief he can steal de nicest fings he
wantsh--whole cakeshop windows full.”

“How did you mix it with the dough?--how much did you take?” Mrs.
Burton demanded.

“Didn’t mix it at all,” said Toddie; “dzush pourded it on de pan azh
full azh I could. You’d fink I’d have to, if you tried to eat one of
my buns dat didn’t have no powder in. Gwacious! wasn’t dey hard? I
couldn’t bite ’em a bit--I dzust had to swallow ’em whole.”

“Umph!” growled Mr. Burton. “And do you know who the devil--the little
devil was that--”


“Well, my dear, the truth appears to be this; your nephew----”

“Your nephew, Mr. Burton.”

“Well, my--our nephew, put into the oven this afternoon about enough
of gunpowder to charge a six-pounder shell, and the heat of the oven
gradually became too much for it.”

Toddie had listened to this conversation with an air of anxious
inquiry, and at last timidly asked:

“Wazhn’t it de right kind of powder? I fought it wazh, ’cauzh it makes
everyfing else light when it goezh off.”

“Do you suppose your method of training will ever prevail against that
boy’s logic, my dear?” asked Mrs. Burton. “And if it won’t, what will?”

“I won’t put so much in nexsht time,” said Toddie, “’cauzh ’tain’t no
good to twy a fing an’ den have de tryin’ stuff go an’ take de fing
all away from you an’ get so mad as to bweak stoves to bits an’ scare
little boysh an’ Aunt Alishes ’most to deff.”


“Ow, Ow, OW!” was the réveillé of the Burton family on the next
morning, and it was sounded from the room of the juvenile guests.

“Another fight, I suppose,” grunted Mr. Burton in his room, “and as
I’m dressed I might as well go and see which one was whipped and which
ought to be.”

Arrived at his nephew’s room, Mr. Burton found Toddie curled up in the
middle of the bed sound asleep, and his brother with his eyes shut, but
wriggling restlessly.

“What’s the matter, Budge?” asked Mr. Burton.

“My side hurts, where I bunked it, stoppin’ in the gutter, when I slid
down the mountain,” drawled Budge. “An’ the hard part of the bed comes
up to it and hurts it. As soon as I find a soft part of the bed, the
hard part begins to come up through it and hurt me.”

“Suppose you were to turn and lie on the other side?”

“I--why--I--then--I--” stammered Budge, arising slowly and rubbing
his eyes, “then I wouldn’t have any soft parts to look for, an’ I
wouldn’t have anythin’ to do.”

“Oh, no,” Mr. Burton muttered, turning abruptly and quitting the room;
“the faculty for hugging misery isn’t born in people; not at all! I’ll
have to tell this to our parson. A lot of good people that need it
might get a sound thrashing over somebody else’s shoulders.”

At the breakfast table Budge ate quietly, but with characteristic
American industry, before he said:

“Aunt Alice, too much tea isn’t good for people, is it?”

“Oh, no! It’s very bad.”

“And one cup is enough for pretty much every one, isn’t it?”

“I think so.”

“Sometimes my papa drinks three or four.”

“That must be when he has a headache.”

“Oh, yes, ’tis. People need more then, don’t they?”

“Yes, indeed!”

“Well, don’t you think a sideache is as bad as a headache?”

Mrs. Burton guessed the sequel, but refrained from replying.

“An awful sideache,” Budge continued, “when a little boy’s side has
been bumped real hard by a great big mountain side.”

Mrs. Burton bit her upper lip and reached for Budge’s mug, which the
young man accommodatingly pushed toward her, saying:

“And I think when it’s a little boy that’ got to drink it ’cause he’s
sick, there ought to be lots an’ lots of sugar in it, to keep it from
being too strong.”


Budge’ mug was filled according to his liking, Mr. Burton’s eyes
dancing over it so busily that they could not stop when Mrs. Burton
accidentally detected them. A few moments of adult silence was the
natural result, and the boys improved the opportunity to disappear
without being questioned; after which Mr. Burton, starting for the
city, gave shortly the monosyllable “No!” in reply to the question
whether he should bring anything home.

Mrs. Burton found herself soon in the depth of another inspection of
her career as a manager of children, and began to realize that she
was as faulty in being too indulgent as she was in being too severe.
Recalling the many tricks of the children to overcome her rules, she
could not remember a single one at which they had not succeeded, and
the realization of this was as mortifying to her sense of duty as it
was to her pride. To be firm when her sense of humor was touched was
a phase of ability of which she found herself to be as destitute as
people usually are; but the existence of such a failing she had never
even imagined before, and it doubled her sense of responsibility

But the latter quality soon was lost in one which comes more naturally,
and is always fully developed--pride. What wouldn’t she have given to
have that breakfast-scene to manage again? To think that she, who had
in every other department of life, discerned sly attempts afar off,
and successfully circumvented them, should have been outwitted by two
very small boys! Oh, for just one more attempt by either of them! Mrs.
Burton instinctively bit her lip until pain caused her to stop. Upon
this, at any rate, she was determined--she would not only prevent
her nephews accomplishing their artfully laid purposes, but she would
explain to them how dishonest such attempts were, and endeavor to shame
them into ingenuousness.

At this instant the sound of a wordy altercation, momentarily growing
livelier, floated up from the kitchen windows, and Mrs. Burton started
to act as arbitrator.

“We want it. That’s why,” was heard from Budge, as Mrs. Burton entered
the kitchen.

“Want what?” asked the mistress of the house.

“Why,” said Budge, his face lighting with the anticipation of
assistance close at hand, “we’ve found a big nest full of eggs in the
grass, a good way off, an’ we want to boil ’em and eat ’em, and I’ve
asked Bridget over an’ over again for a pail to boil ’em in, and all
she says is, ’Niver a bit.’”

“Which she is perfectly right in saying,” said Mrs. Burton,” when, as
I assume from what I overheard as I came in, you did not tell her what
you wanted of the pail.”

“Well, I couldn’t help remembering what you said to Uncle Harry the
other evening--that you had the most utter contempt for people that
always wanted to know about other people’s business. I don’t know what
’utter contempt’s means, but I thought, from the way you said it, you
meant folks who was always askin’ questions about what other folks was

Mrs. Burton hastily took a small pail from a shelf and gave it
to Budge, who walked off while his aunt, recollecting her good
resolutions, retired and wept despairingly. The idea of letting two
small children eat a lot of eggs between meals! No one knew where they
were or how many eggs they had; probably they had built a fire where
no fire should be, and what damage they were threatening to property
and life only Heaven knew. She wished herself within the councils of
Heaven; she committed a dozen frightful heresies while she wondered,
but came back by necessity to the virtue of resignation, for how to
find her nephews would have puzzled a head more experienced than her
own in the ways of small boys.


Her morning was spent in vague attempts to do something, and it was
with satisfaction that she beheld her two nephews approaching by a
road which led through woods and fields. The borrowed pail was not
visible, but Mrs. Burton did not notice its absence. Toddie dropped
dejectedly upon a large stone in the back yard, and Budge sauntered
into the sitting-room with the air of a man of the world who had
squeezed life’s orange and found it juiceless.

“You’re safely back, are you?” asked Mrs. Burton, anxious to know what
had happened, but fearing to ask.

“Oh, yes, we’re back, but that don’t do us any good.”

“Why, what can be the matter with my dear little Budge?”

“A good deal,” sighed Budge. “There’ some awful funny things in this
world, Aunt Alice, an’ they ain’t nice either.”

“Tell me all about them, dear.”

“Well, I was awful disappointed to-day. We found sixteen eggs in a
nest, an’ I came all the way home to get somethin’ to cook ’em in,
an’ I carried some salt an’ pepper with me to help ’em to taste nice,
an’ when we cooked ’em, what do you think? There was a little chicken
inside of each of ’em!”

“Dis--gusting!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton.

“I know it is,” said Budge; “an’ I guess you’d have thought so more
yet if you’d been there when we opened ’em. You know how nice eggs
smell when you open ’em? Well, those eggs didn’t even smell good a bit.”

“Let’s talk of something else, Budge,” said Mrs. Burton, instinctively
raising her handkerchief to her nose.

“But I ain’t through yet,” said Budge. “I want to know why the little
chickens didn’t come out of their shell to their mamma, instead of
waiting to bother us?”

“Because you scared their mamma away from them, I suppose, when you
found the nest.”

“Why, no, we didn’t. She just went away. We said ‘Chick, chick,
chick!’s to her, an’ she just ran around an’ cackled, so we s’posed
she’d got through with the nest, and we took what was in it to keep ’em
from bein’ spoiled. Papa says eggs always spoil when they lie out in
the sunshine. What do you s’pose that poor hen mamma’ll think when she
comes walkin’ along that way some day an’ sees all her dear little
children lyin’ around mussed up in the grass?”

“She will probably think that some meddlesome little boys have
been along that way, and haven’t cared for anything or anybody but

Budge looked up quickly into his aunt’ face, but finding neither humor
nor sympathy there he sighed deeply and started to rejoin his brother.

“Budge!” said Mrs. Burton.

The child arrested his steps, and looked back inquiringly.

“When you want anything, as, for instance, that pail to boil eggs in,
the proper way to do is to ask for it honestly and if some grown person
refuses to give it to you, you should be satisfied with the reasons
they give and make no trouble about it. You ought to love what is right
so much that you will be ashamed to get around it in some underhand

“Why, ’tain’t any underhand way to say just what I think, is it?” Budge
asked. “Papa says folks ought always to be honest, and say just exactly
what they mean, an’ I’m sure I always do it, but I like to say things
the way that I think folks listen to ’em best. Ain’t that the way that
you do?”

Mrs. Burton could not say “No,” and would not say “Yes,” so she walked
off and left her nephew master of the field, from which he himself soon
retired in response to repeated shouts of “Budgie!” from his brother.

“Oh, Budgie,” exclaimed Toddie, as the former rejoined him,” izhe got
him! Oh, izhe got him! Ain’t you glad?”

“Who you got?”

“Got Terry!” exclaimed Toddie. “Got doggie Terry!”

“Ow!” shouted Budge, clapping his hands and dancing about. “That’s the
nicest thing I ever heard of! Just won’t we have fun? How did you catch

“Why, he wazh asleep, an’ I dzust tied a skring to his collar, an’
tied de uvver end to a little tree, an’ dere he is. See him?”

The brothers moved towards the dog; the doomed animal, after one
frantic tug at his bonds, recognized the inevitable and shrank
whimperingly against the tree.

“Poor doggie’s sick, Tod,” said Budge. “We’ll have to play doctor to
him an’ make him well. I think he ought to go to bed, don’t you?”

“Yesh,” said Toddie, “an’ have a night-gown on, like we do when we’s

“That’s so. You run an’ get yours for him. He needs a little one, you
know. I guess you’d better take off your shoes, so’ not to disturb Aunt

Toddie cast his shoes and vanished, returning speedily with a robe in
which the dog Terry, not without much remonstrance, was soon enveloped;
after which Budge lifted him tenderly in his arms, saying,--

“His night-gown hangs down an awful lot, I think. We’d better pin up
the bottom part, like nurse did for the sister-baby the other day.”

“Hazhn’t got no pins,” said Toddie.

“Then we’ll tie it up with a string. Besides, when it’s tied up he
can’t get his foots out, an’ forget what a poor little sick doggie he

In another moment the superabundant skirts were folded up and tied
tightly around the poor animal’s body, while Toddie, who was having
great trouble to hold the stout little beast, exclaimed:

“Gwacious! the fwont end of him is awful well! See how it keeps not
keepin’ still. I don’t fink his night-gown collar looksh very nysh,
does you?”

“No,” said Budge,” and he’ll go right out of it if we don’t make it
look nicer. I’ll put string around that too--there! I want to know if
anybody ever saw a lovelier-lookin’ sick dog than that? Where’ll we put
him to bed now?”

“Let’s wock him,” Toddie suggested. “Datsh what we likes when we’s

“Then we got to take him in the house,” said Budge, “’cause there ain’t
any way of makin’ believe rockin’-chair. Come on!”

Quietly the couple sneaked into the house and up to their room. Then
Budgie resigned his precious burden a moment to Toddie’ care while he
went in search of a rocking-chair, with which he shortly returned.

“There!” said he, taking the invalid and seating himself, “this is
something like playin’ doctor. But I wonder what kind of medicine he
ought to have?--pills or powders?”

“Or running stuff out of a bottle?” suggested Toddie.

“That’s so,” said Budge. “I guess it ’pends on what kind of medicine
we’ve got. We might make him some nice pills out of soap.”

“I know,” said Toddie, going into the closet, bringing from a corner an
old winter cloak trimmed with beads, and picking some of the beads from
it; “these is splendid for pills. I took some of ’em de uvver day when
I wazsh playin’ doctor an’ sick boy too, an’ dey didn’t taste bad a

“All right,” said Budge, “pick some off.” His order was obeyed, and
soon the beads were being carefully dropped, one by one, down the dog’s
throat, Budge opening the animal’s mouth with finger and thumb as he
had seen his father do. Soon, however, the dog’s jaws closed tightly.

“I want to make him well,” said Toddie. “I ain’t doctored him a bit

“Well, I hardly know what you can do for him,” said Budge, “for he
won’t take any more pills. Perhaps there’s a sore place on his head
somewhere that you might put a stickin’-plaster on; but you haven’t got
any plaster. Oh, I’ll tell you what; you can get a postage-stamp out of
Uncle Harry’s desk--that’ll do for a stickin’-plaster first-rate.”

“I wantsh to wock him,” said Toddie, “’ides doct’rin’ him.”

“I’m afraid ’twon’t be best to move him just now,” said Budge, scanning
the face of the patient with solicitude.

“I tell you what,” said Toddie, with the air of a man to whom had come
a direct inspiration “letsh stop makin’ b’lieve for a minute, till I
get hold of him; den he can be made into a sick boy again.”

“All right,” said Budge, though evidently against his will. “I s’pose
I’ve got to, so that all the doctors get a chance at him. But say,
papa says, mixin’ doctors kills sick folks. Don’t you think we’d
better talk it all over again? ’Twould be dreadful if Uncle Harry’s
dear little dog was made dead, you know.”

“All right,” said Toddie, “an’ I’ll hold him while we talk about it.
I won’t give him a single bittie of medshin ’til we know dzust what he
ought to have.”

“Mebbe different people’s arms make a difference to sick folks,”
suggested Budge, holding the patient still more tenderly, and oblivious
to Toddie’s outstretched arms.

“Dzust see how sad he looks at you!” said Toddie. “I fink his eyes is
a-sayin’, ‘Oh, I’ll die if dat dear Doctor Toddie don’t nurse me.’ I
shouldn’t fink you could be so dreadful cruel, Budgie.”

Budge reluctantly relinquished the patient, on whom Toddie bestowed a
squeeze so affectionate that the dog howled piteously, and struggled to
free himself.

“There!” said Budge,” what did I tell you. You’re the kind of doctor
that don’t agree with him, you see.”

“’Tain’t me,” said Toddie. “I guesh it’ de medshin takin’ effec’. Dem
beads--pills, I mean--can’t get into his bonesh an’ mushels wifout
skwatchin’ him.”

“I ’pect that’s ’cause we forgot to give ’em to him in somethin’ nice,
like papa gives us our medicine.”


“Letsh give him somefin’ nysh now!” said Toddie, “Mebbe it can find
de medshin, an’ dey’ll go along nysh togevver, dzust like two little

“All right. What’ll it be?”


“Who’ll ask Aunt Alice for it?” Budge asked. “I guess you’d better; I
did, last time we wanted cake. Anyhow, I was getting it without askin’,
an’ I promised her I’d always ask after that.”

“Den you ought to begin, right stwaight away,” said Toddie, “elsh mebbe
you’d forget. I know what you wantsh! You wants me to ask so’s you can
get poor sick baby again while I go.”

“Well,” said Budge, somewhat abashed, “I suppose I’ll have to do it.”

He departed, and returned within two or three minutes with a large
piece of fruit cake and a radiant countenance.

“I tell you, Tod, just don’t folks get paid for bein’ good? I was
going down to ask Aunt Alice, just as good as could be, and then I
couldn’t find her anywhere in the house, so there wasn’t anythin’ to
do but go get the cake myself. I don’t believe we’d have got such a big
piece, either, if she’d been there; now I know what that big thing on
the Sunday-school wall means, ‘Wirtue is its own reward.’”

“Gwacious Peter!” exclaimed Toddie, extending his hand for the cake;
“we dassent give him all dat! ’Twould make him dweam dweadful fings.”
Here Toddie put the cake to the dog’s mouth, and the animal eagerly
bit at it. “Goodnish! I forgot dat dogs could open moufs bigger dan
babies. I fink he’s got more now dan’ going to agree wif him. G’way!”
continued Toddie, as the dog again snapped at the cake. “We’s got to
put dis where he can’t see it, ’less he’ll be cryin’ for it all de
time.” And Toddie hastily crowded a large portion of the remainder into
his own mouth.

“Oh--h--h!” exclaimed Budge, moving to the rescue of the remainder of
the cake. “You ain’t took no medicine, an’ you’ll dream of more cows
than you ever saw. Give me it!”

“Um--m--m--ugh--mow--moo-um--guh!” mumbled Toddie with difficulty, as
he tightened his grasp on the remainder of the cake.

“Oh, give it to me, Tod!” pleaded Budge. “I’ll eat it, and then I’ll
dream ’bout the same cows that you do. Don’t you know how often you
wish I’d dream the same things you do, and get mad ’cause I don’t?”

Toddie indulged in some spasmodic final gulps, coughed violently, and

“It’s dwefful to dweam about cows, an’ I loves you, ’cauzh you’s my
dee budder Budgie, an’ I don’t want you to dweam dwefful fings.”
Here Toddie hastily crammed most of the remainder of the cake into his
mouth, and handed the rest to his brother, saying:

“That’ll make--you--dweam ’bout two or--or free cows, an’ so it’ll let
you get into de dweam wifout such drefful times as Izh got to have.”

Budge might, perhaps, have recognized in fitting terms this evidence
of brotherly forethought, but his mouth found other occupation for a
moment. Meanwhile, the patient was wriggling; by a desperate effort he
freed himself from Toddie’s embrace, and fell upon the floor, where he
rolled frantically about with many contortions and howls.

“Oh, he’s got a convulsion! I guess he must be havin’ a stomach tooth
come,” said Budge. “What can we do?”

“Pallygollic,” Toddie suggested.

“We ain’t got none,” said Budge. “Tell you what. Let’s make b’lieve
he’s a dog a minute, an’ throw water on him. That’ what they do to
dogs in fits.”

“Den we’d get Aunt Alice’s new carpet all wet,” said Toddie. “Let’s put
him in de bafftub.”

“Just the thing!” said Budge, picking up the animal while Toddie ran
before and turned on the water. The dog was dropped into the tub, where
he naturally redoubled his efforts to free himself; noting which, Budge

“Say, Tod, it’s hot water they set babies in when the tooths bother
’em. We’ll make b’lieve he’s a baby again, and turn on t’other faucet.”

Toddie quickly opened the hot-water faucet.

“There--he’s gettin’ better,” said Budge, observing the animal with
professional closeness. “I guess he can come out now. OW!--that water’s
awful hot! How are we goin’ to get him out?”

Toddie leaned over the edge of the tub and seized the dog by the head.
The animal struggled violently. Toddie redoubled his exertions, lost
his balance, and tumbled headlong into the tub himself, from which he
speedily scrambled, howling violently, while Budge snatched the animal
and landed him on the bathroom floor.

“Oh, de--oh!” cried Toddie.

“Does it hurt you awful, dear little brother?” asked Budge tenderly.

“No! De hurtzh gone off of me, but I gotted a lot of water in my
mouf, and it washed out all de taste of de cake. I fink it’ too
good-for-nuffin mean for anyfing.”

“Well, I guess you’d better go sit out in the sun and dry yourself,”
said Budge, “and change the poor doggie’s clothes for him.”

“Wantsh my clozhezh tschanged,” sobbed Toddie.

“Come on, then,” said Budge, leading the way back to his own room, and
dragging the bundle of wet dog behind him. “There!” said he, closing
the door, “you dress yourself and I’ll fix the dog.”

Carefully untying the strings that confined the animal, but taking the
precaution to tie one end to Terry’s collar and the other to a chair,
he removed the night-gown, brought a brush, comb, and bottle of cologne
from his aunt’s room, and began to brush the dog’ coat, pouring on
cologne without stint. The animal was too grateful to be on his feet
again to offer any serious remonstrance, until suddenly Budge poured
considerable cologne upon his head; the liquid found its way into
Terry’s eyes, and the spirits put the brute in such pain that he began
to dash frantically about the room, dragging the light chair after
him. Budge had left the door open, and through this dashed Terry, and
down the stairs. The top of the chair struck the stair-rail, and at
once resolved itself into its original parts; the remainder flew down
the steps after the dog, and executed a rapid semicircle in air in the
lower hall as the dog flew around the newel post and encountered a
handsome cabinet hat-rack on the way, to the great damage of the polish.


Then, still obeying the inexorable demands of the string, whose other
end was attached to the collar of the dog, it meandered through the
parlor, leaving a leg with the piano pedal as a memento of a trifling
difference, attempted to ascend the chimney through the fireplace but
succeeded only so far as to seriously compromise the positions of the
andirons, lodged between the legs of an antique table to the complete
prostration of the table itself, and leaving the seat of the chair
among the table’s varied contents, struck a jardinière, which came down
with a ceramic crash, flew to the dining-room, into a chair, upon and
across the table, taking with it a cover with which for a moment or two
it was seriously mixed, and went down the kitchen stairs, where it met
Mrs. Burton returning from a conference with the greengrocer. As the
chair was one of special lightness and exceeding cost, Mrs. Burton was
naturally desirous of interviewing Terry; but the animal had evidently
formed plans which he did not intend should be thwarted, so with a
vicious snap he eluded her, dashed through the kitchen and sought the
shady solitude of the forest.

Intuition and experience combined to suggest to Mrs. Burton the
original causes of Terry’s excitement; so, waiting only a few moments,
that she might be perfectly calm and righteously judicial, she started
in search of the culprits. They were not in their room, though a heap
of wet clothes and a general displacement of everything proved that
they had been there since the chambermaid had put the room in order. A
further search disclosed Toddie upon Mrs. Burton’s own bed, so soundly
asleep that she had not the heart to wake him. Promptly assuming that
Budge was the only culprit, she continued her search, and found him
leaning out of a window in a little observatory on the top of the
house. The rustle of his aunt’s dress aroused him, and, bending upon
her a look of exquisite yet melancholy sensitiveness, he said:

“Aunt Alice, everybody must die, mustn’t they?”

“Yes,” replied Mrs. Burton, “and if you had paid the debt of nature
before destroying my pretty chair your earthly influence might have
been less injurious than it has been this morning.”

“But, Aunt Alice,” said Budge, absorbed in his own thoughts, “do you
see that graveyard way off yonder? It’s awful full of dead folks, ain’t

“Very,” said Mrs. Burton; “but what they have to do with a ruined chair
I am unable to see.”

“Well, what I want to know,” said Budge, still oblivious to everything
but the matter that was occupying his mind--“what I want to know is,
who’s goin’ to throw flowers into the last man’ grave, an’ who’s
goin’ to make the hole that he’s put into? What if he should be me?
I’d feel awful bothered to know how I’d have any funeral at all. I
know what I’d do--I’d just pray the Lord to take me straight up to
heaven, like he did with the good Elijah. Say, Aunt Alice, what drawed
the chariot that Elijah went up in? Did them ravens do it that used to
bring him his lunch?”

“I don’t know,” said Mrs. Burton, “but no chariot would ever have come
for him if he had been in the habit of breaking up chairs and tying
pieces of them to dogs.”

“Why,” said Budge, beginning to comprehend the drift of his aunt’s
remarks, “I didn’t tie any piece of any chair to any dog. I tied all
of Terry to a chair, and was bein’ as nice to him as you ever was to
me, an’ all of a sudden he ran away with the whole of the chair. You
remember that story in the Bible about some bad devils goin’ into a
lot of pigs an’ makin’ ’em jump over the side of a mountain an’ into
the ocean? Well, I think some of them same chaps must have got into


Mrs. Burton’s faith in this demonological theory was not strong,
but she felt that her wrath had deserted her, so to escape further
humiliation she descended to the parlor. The scene which presented
itself to her gaze was one to which womanly language could not do
justice, and her hurried attempts to repair the damage were not
sufficient to prevent the reawakening of her anger. While still in the
depths of her indignant despair, her nephew Budge entered the room and
exclaimed honestly:

“Aunt Alice, how did you upset that table and break that handsome great
big vase of make-believe flowers?”

Mrs. Burton instinctively rose to her feet, assumed a conventional
attitude of Lady Macbeth, and shook a forefinger at Budge in a menacing
manner that caused the child to shudder, as she uttered the single



“The beginning of the end!” was the remark with which Mr. Burton broke
a short silence at his breakfast-table, on the last day of the time for
which his little visitors had been invited.

Mrs. Burton looked meek and made no reply.

“Budders,” said Mr. Burton, addressing his nephews, “do you feel

“Huh?” asked Budge.

“Do you feel mentally and morally reconstructed?” repeated the uncle.

“Reconwhichted?” asked Budge.

“That’s an awful big wyde,” remarked Toddie, through a mouthful of
oatmeal porridge. “It’s like what the minister says in chych sometimes,
an’ makes me want to play around in the seat.”

“Reconstructed; made over again,” explained Mr. Burton.

“Why, no,” said Budge, after looking at his hands and feeling for his
stomach, as if to see if any radical physical change had taken place
without his knowledge. “Maybe we’re a little bigger, but we can’t see
ourselves where we grow.”

“Don’t you feel as if you wanted to see that baby sister again?” asked
Mrs. Burton, endeavoring to change the subject. “Don’t you want to go
back to her and stay all the time?”

“I don’t,” said Toddie, “’cauzh dere ain’t no dog at our house, an’
tryin’ to catch dogs is fun, ’cept when dey never want to be catched
at all, like Terry is lotsh of de time.”

“I mean, haven’t you learned, since you’ve been here, to be a great
deal better than you ever were before?” asked Mr. Burton.

“I guesh so,” Toddie replied. “I’zhe said more prayersh an’ sung more
little hymns dan I ever did in all my life before. An’ I ain’t pulled
off any more hind hoppers from gwasshoppers sinsh Aunt Alice told me it
wazh bad. I only pulls off front hoppers now. Dey’zh real little, you
know--dere’ only a little bittie of ’em to feel hurted.”

“How is it with you, Budge?” asked Mr. Burton. “Do you feel as if you
had learned to act from different motives.”

“What’s a motive?” asked Budge; “anythin’ like a loco-motive? I never
feel like them, ’xcept when I run pretty hard; then I puff like
everythin’, only steam don’t come out of me, but I always think there’s
an engine inside of me, goin’ punk! punk! like everything. Papa says
it’s only a heart--a little bit of a boy’s heart, but if that’s all, I
should think a big man’ heart could pull a whole train of cars.”

“You haven’t learned to bear in mind the subject of conversation. But
have you become able to comprehend the inner significance of things?”

“Things inside of us, do you mean?”

“Like oatmeal powwidge?” Toddie suggested.

“Have you realized that a master mind has been exerting a reformatory
influence upon you?”

“Izh master mind an’ ’must mind’s de same fing?” asked Toddie. “We
wasn’t doin’ noffin’ ’cept eatin’ our brekspups. Don’t see what we’s
got to mind about.”

“Have you always unhesitatingly obeyed your aunt’s commands, moved
thereunto by a sense of her superiority by divine right?”

“Now, Harry!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, who during this conversation had
been making mute appeals which her husband could not have resisted had
he seen them, and knowing of the existence of which he had carefully
kept his eyes averted from her face.

“If you don’t stop tormenting those poor children with stupid sections
of dictionary you yourself shall realize my superiority by divine
right, for I’ll take them up-stairs and away from you.”

“Only one more question, my dear,” said Mr. Burton, “and I’ll have
done. I want only to ask the boys if they’ve noticed any conflicts of
heredity, and, if so, which side has triumphed?”

“I guess you are tryin’ to play preacher, like Tod said,” remarked

“Oh!” said Mr. Burton, blushing a little under a merry laugh from his
wife. “Well, how does it affect you?”

“It makes me feel like I do in church when I wish Sunday-school time
would hurry up,” said Budge.

“Me too,” assented Toddie.

“You can run away and play now,” said Mrs. Burton, seeing that the
children’s plates were empty.

The boys departed, the dog Terry apparently leading the way, yet being
invisible when the children reached the open air.

“You needn’t have humiliated me before the children,” said Mrs. Burton.

Mr. Burton hastened to make the “amende honorable” peculiar to the
conjugal relation and said:

“Don’t fear, my dear. They didn’t understand.”

“Oh, didn’t they?” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “I wish all my adult friends
had as quick perceptions as those boys. They may not understand big
words, but tones and looks are enough for them.”

“Why?” said Mr. Burton, “they scarcely looked up from their plates.”

“Never mind,” replied the lady, delighted at an opportunity to reassert
her superiority in at least one particular. “Children--boys, are more
like women than like men. Their unblunted sensibilities are quick;
their intuition is simply angelic. Would that their other qualities
were also so perfect.”

“I’m very sorry, my dear,” said Mr. Burton, temporarily subjugated,
“that I said a word to them, and when you are ready to kneel upon the
stool of repentance I’ll depart and leave you alone.”

“You’ll have no occasion to go,” said Mrs. Burton. “I’ve confessed
already--to them, and a single confession is enough. I rather like the
operation, when, for my reward, I receive sympathy instead of sarcasm.”

“Again, I ask forgiveness,” said Mr. Burton; “and having made a
fellow-penitent of myself, can’t I have good in return for my evil, and
know what a fellow-sufferer has learned from experience?”

“Just this,” said Mrs. Burton; “that nobody is fit to take the care of
children excepting the children’s own parents.”

Mr. Burton dropped his fork and exclaimed:

“My dear, that’s better than an experience. It’s a revelation.”

Mrs. Burton regained her pleasantness of countenance and said:

“I think that only one of kindred blood can comprehend an adult----”

“Unless modest enough to go out of self for a little while,” suggested
Mr. Burton.

Mrs. Burton opened her eyes very wide and dropped her lip a little, but
recovered herself to finish her sentence by “And I think it is ever so
much harder to comprehend children, with their imperfect natures that
never develop harmoniously, and that can but seldom express themselves

“I never noticed that the boys were at a loss to express themselves,
when they wanted anything,” said Mr. Burton.

“That sounds just like a man,” said Mrs. Burton, fully herself again.
“As if children had no desires and yearnings excepting for material
things! What do you suppose it means when Budge sits down in a corner,
goes into a brown study, and, when asked what the matter is, drawls
‘Nothin’!’s in a tone that indicates that a very considerable something
is puzzling his young head? What does it mean when Toddie asks his
half-funny, half-pathetic questions about matters too great for his
comprehension, and looks as wistful as ever after he is answered? Do
you suppose they care for nothing but food and play?”

Mr. Burton felt humbled, and his looks evinced the nature of his

“You are right, little woman. I wish I might have consulted you before
I took the boys in hand last summer.”

“And I’m very glad you didn’t,” said Mrs. Burton; “for you did a
great deal better with them than you could have done if I had been
your adviser. There is some of the same blood in both of you, and you
succeeded in many points where I have blundered. Oh, if I had but
known it all before they came! How much I might have spared them--and

Mr. Burton hastened to extend to his wife some mute sympathy.

“They’re going to-day,” said Mrs. Burton, finding something in her eyes
that required the attention of her kerchief--“just as I’ve learned what
I should be to them! They’re angels, in spite of their pranks, and it’s
always so with angels’s visits; one never discovers what they are until
they spread their wings to depart.”

“This particular pair of angels can be borrowed for an extra day, I
suppose, if you desire it!” suggested Mr. Burton.

“I declare,” said Mrs. Burton, “that’s a brilliant idea! I’ll go tell
Helen that I don’t think she’s yet fit to have them back again.”

“And I,” said Mr. Burton, preparing to go to the city, “will try to
persuade Tom into the same belief, though I know he’ll look like a man
being led to execution.”

The Burtons left the house together a few minutes later, and the boys
returned soon after. Being unable to find their aunt, they descended
to the kitchen, and made a formal demand upon the cook for saucers,
spoons, sugar and cream.

“An’ fhot are yees up to now?” asked Bridget.

“You’ll see, after you give us the things,” said Budge.

“Deysh the reddesht, biggesht ones I ever saw anywheresh,” Toddie

“I don’t want ye to be takin’ the things way off to nobody but the
dhivil knows where,” said Bridget. “Fhot if yees should lose one of the
shpoons an’ the misthress ’ud think I sthole it?”

“Oh, we won’t go anywheres but ’cept under the trees in the back yard,”
pleaded Budge. “An’ there’s all the nice berries spoilin’ now while
you’re botherin’ about it. My papa says berries ought always to be
eaten just when they’re picked.”

“Av it’s only berries, I s’pose yees can have the things,” muttered
Bridget, bringing from a closet a small tray, and covering it with the
desired articles.

“Give us another saucer, an’ we’ll bring you some,” said Budge,
“’cause you’re nice to us. We’ll need more sugar, though, if we’re
goin’ to do that.”

In the presence of flattery Bridget showed herself only a woman. She
replaced the teacup of sugar with a well-filled bowl; she even put a
few lumps on top of the powdered article which filled the bowl, and as
the boys departed she remarked to the chambermaid that “that bye Budge
is a rale gintleman. I’ve heard as how his father’s folks came from the
ould counthry, an’ mark me words, Jane, they’re from the nobility.”

A few minutes later Mrs. Burton emerged from the sick-room of her
sister-in-law. She had meant to stay but a moment, but Mrs. Lawrence’s
miniature had, as a special favor, been placed in Mrs. Burton’s arms,
and it was so wee and helpless, and made such funny little noises,
and blinked so inquiringly, and stretched forth such a diminutive
rose petal of a hand, that time had flown in apprehension, and sent
the nurse to recapture the baby and banish the visitor. And Mrs.
Burton was sauntering leisurely homeward, looking at nothing in
particular, touching tenderly with the tip of her parasol the daisies
and buttercups that looked up to her from the roadside, stopping even
to look inquiringly upon a solitary ewe, who seemed solicitous for the
welfare of a lamb which playfully evaded her. Suddenly Mrs. Burton
heard a howl, a roar, and a scream inextricably mixed. She immediately
dropped all thought of smaller beings, for she recognized the tones of
her nephews. A moment later, the noise increasing in volume all the
while, both boys emerged from behind a point of woods, running rapidly,
and alternately howling and clapping their hands to their mouths. Mrs.
Burton ran to meet them, and exclaimed:

“Boys, do stop that dreadful noise. What is the matter?”

“Ow--um--oh!” screamed Budge.

“Wezh been--ow!--eatin’ some--some--ow!--some pieces of de bad
playsh,” said Toddie, “wif, oh, oh!--cream an’ sugar on ’em. But dey
wazh dzust as hot as if noffin’ was on ’em.”

“Come back and let aunty see about it,” said the mystified woman, but
Budge howled and twitched away, while Toddie said:

“Wantzh papa an’ manma! Deyzh had all little boy bovvers an’ knowsh
what to do. Wantsh to get in our ice-housh an’ never go--ow!--out of

The screaming of the children had been heard farther than Mrs. Burton
imagined it could be, for a sound of heavy and rapid footsteps
increased behind her and, turning, she beheld the faithful Mike, Mr.
Lawrence’ gardener-coachman.

“Fhot is it, dharlin’?” asked Mike, looking sharply at each boy, and
picking a red speck from the front of Toddie’s dress. “Murther alive!
red peppers!”

Mike dashed across the street, vaulted a fence, and into an inclosed
bit of woodland, ran frantically about among the trees, stopped in
front of one and attacked it with his knife, to the astonishment of
Mrs. Burton, who imagined the man had lost his senses. A few seconds
later he returned with a strip of bark, which he cut into small pieces
as he ran.

“Here, ye dharlin’ little divils,” said he, cramming a piece of the
bark into each boy’ mouth, “chew that. It’s slippery elm; it’ll sthop
the burnin’. Don’t the byes play that trick on the other byes at school
often an’ often, an’ hasn’t me sister’s childher been nearly murthered
by it? An’ fhot ought your father do to yees for throyin’ to shwally
such thrash? Oh, but wouldn’t I loike to foind the dhivils that put
yees up to it! Who was they? Tell me, so I can sind them afther their
father, where it’s hotter than pepper.”


“How did you come to eat red peppers?” asked Mrs. Burton, as the
children escaped slowly from their pain.

“Why, a boy once told us they was strawberries,” cried Budge, “an’
to-day we saw a lot where men was spoilin’ a garden to build a house,
an’ we asked ’em if we could have ’em, an’ they said yes, an’ we
brought ’em all back in a piece of paper, an’ didn’t bite one of ’em,
’cause we wanted to eat ’em all in a littel tea-party like gentlemen,
and the first one I chewed--ow! That poor rich man in the fire--I know
just how he felt when he begged Abraham to have his tongue cooled with
a drop of water.”

“Poor old rich man didn’t have all de fire in hizh mouf, ’pectin’ dat
’twazh goin’ to be strawbewwies,” sobbed Toddie.

“There wasn’t no dear old Mike to go an’ get him slippery elm, either,”
said Budge. “Soon’s we come back home to stay, Mike, I’m goin’ to put
dirt in the stable-pump, just to be real good about stoppin’ when you
tell me to.”

“An’ I,” said Toddie, “’zh goin’ to make you a present all alone by
myseff. I don’t know yet what it’ll be. I guess it’ll have to be a
’prise. What would you like best?--a gold watch or a piece of peanut

Between two presents of such nearly equal value Michael, the
benefactor, found some difficulty in deciding, and he walked away with
that application of fingers to head which is peculiar to many persons
when in a quandary. Meanwhile Mrs. Burton led the children toward her
own house, saying:

“What can we do to-day that can be extremely nice, little boys? Mamma
expects you home to-morrow, and Aunt Alice wants to make your last day
a very happy one.”

“To-morrow!” exclaimed Budge, apparently oblivious to all else his aunt
had said. “I thought we were going home to-day!”

“So you were, dear,” said Mrs. Burton; “but you didn’t seem to be in
any hurry, and I couldn’t bear to let you go so soon. Did you really
want to go to-day?”

“Why, I’ve been thinkin’ about it an’ countin’ days till to-day ever
since we’ve come,” said Budge. “Sometimes it seemed as if I’d burst if
I couldn’t be back home again, but I tried to be real good about it,
’cause papa said ’twould be better for the sister-baby and mamma if we
stayed away. Sometimes in the night-time, I’ve cried because I wasn’t
in my own little bed.”

“You poor dear boy,” said Mrs. Burton, stopping to kiss Budge, “why
didn’t you tell Aunt Alice when you were so unhappy?”

“You couldn’t do me any good,” said Budge. “Nobody could but my
papa or mamma. An’ then I don’t like to tell what’ hurtin’ my
heart--somethin’ in my throat makes me hate to tell such things.”

“Haven’t you had a pleasant time at our house? When you’ve not been
doing whatever you liked, haven’t Uncle Harry and I been trying to make
you happy?”

“Oh, yes. But some folks know just what we like, and some other folks
know what they want us to like; and the first some folks are my papa
and mamma, an’ the other some folks are you an’ Uncle Harry. You’ve
done some real nice things for us, though, an’ I’m goin’ to ask mamma
to let us invite you to our house, an’ then I’ll show you how to take
care of little boys an’ make ’em happy!”

“You come to vizhit at our housh,” said Toddie,” an you can have cake
between mealsh, an’ make mud-pies whenever you want to, no matter if
youzh got your very besht clozhezh on. An’ I won’t ever say ‘Don’t!’s
to you one single time!”

“An’ you shall have your own mamma come every day to frolic an’ cut
up with you,” said Budge. “I wish you had a papa; we’d have him too!”

“Aunt Alice,” said Budge, “how do big folks get along without papas and

“I don’t know, I’m sure, dear,” said Mrs. Burton, remembering how
helpless she found herself when her husband first took her from beneath
her mother’s wing.

“Don’t they ever have somethin’ to tell ’em, an’ then feel like
somebody else when they find they ain’t there to tell ’em to?”

“I suppose some do,” said Mrs. Burton, recalling some periods of her
own life when she longed for a confidant who should be neither lover
nor friend.

“Don’t you think maybe they look all around then, an’ think the nicer
things are the lonelier they are?” continued Budge.

“Yes, dear,” replied Mrs. Burton, with a kiss.

“Musht be awful not to have anybody to ask for pennies when youzh
lonesome an’ don’t know what else to do,” said Toddie.

“An’ not to have anybody hold you to keep from kind o’s tumblin’
to pieces when you’ve seen enough of everythin’, an’ done enough of
everythin’, an’ don’t know what’ goin’ to happen next, an’ wish it
wouldn’t happen at all,” said Budge. “Say, Aunt Alice, folks don’t
ever have to feel that way when they get to be angels, do they?”

“No, indeed!”

“Well, do you think it makes folks in heaven happy to have a
father--the Lord, you know, when there ain’t anythin’ to ask Him for?
If they’re happy the whole time, I don’t see when they can think about
how nice it is to have a heavenly papa. Do little angels ever have to
go away from home an’ stay a few days, an’ not see their father at

“Mercy--no!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, with a shudder. “Where do you get
such ideas, Budge?”

“Nowhere. I don’t get ’em at all--they get me, an’ don’t let go of me
until I think myself most to pieces, or else get somethin’ new to do
that makes me forget ’em.”

Mrs. Burton mentally resolved to immediately find something new for
Budge to do, if only to keep him from leading her mind upon ground
which, being unknown to her, she assumed must be dangerous. Her anxiety
was not lessened when Toddie strayed into more active conversation.

“Aunt Alish,” said he, “what does little boy angels do wif deir
pennies when dey get ’em? Ish dere candy stores up in hebben, and do de
folks dat keeps ’em give more for a penny dan dey do here?”

“Pennies are of no use in heaven, Toddie,” said Mrs. Burton, almost
frantic to find a way of escape from the pair of literalists, yet
remembering her longings of the early morning, to have the boys with
her that she might find her way to their hearts and lead them into her

“What? Not good for anyfin’?” asked Toddie. “Wouldn’t it be dweadful
den if I was to get to be an angel right now?--dere’h sixty-four
pennies in my savings bank.”

“You can’t carry pennies to heaven, you silly boy!” exclaimed Budge.
“In a place where the streets are made of gold, you don’t s’pose
anybody cares for pennies, do you? I don’t b’lieve you could buy a
single stick of candy there for less than a dollar bill!”

“If you little boys are so fond of candy,” said Mrs. Burton, in
desperation, “we will make a lot ourselves, after lunch.”

“Oh, oh!” Budge exclaimed. “Can common folks like us make candy?”

“But we are not common folks, Budge.”

“I think we are,” said the boy, “when I think what lovely people
candy-makers must be.”

“How much will we make?” asked Toddie. “Two pennies’s worth?”

“Oh, yes. More than two little boys can eat in a day.”

“Gwacious Peter!” Toddie exclaimed, “dat would be more dan a whole
candystore full! Come on! Don’t letsh eat any lunch at all, so’s to
have our tummuks all empty for de candy.”

[Illustration: Making Candy]

“I’ll bet I can walk faster than you can, Aunt Alice,” said Budge,
tugging at his aunt with one hand and pushing her with the other.

“I can run faster dan bofe of you,” shouted Toddie. “Come on!”

Mrs. Burton declined both challenges, so the boys went rapidly over the
course without her and ran frantically up and down the piazza until
their aunt joined them.

“What are you goin’ to make it in, Aunt Alice?” shouted Budge, while
Mrs. Burton was yet a hundred yards away.

“A saucepan.”

“A washboiler would be better--two washboilersh!” suggested Toddie.

“Now, do you want to go home to-day, Budge?” asked Mrs. Burton

“I--well--I guess you’d better not remind me very much about it,”
replied Budge, “else maybe I will. What kind of candy is it goin’ to


“De stick kind, or de sticky?” asked Toddie.

“Both,” replied the lady, ascending the steps.

“Oh, goody, goody!” exclaimed Toddie, clutching at his aunt’s dress. “I
wants to kish you.”

“An’ I want to give you an awful big hug,” said Budge.

Mrs. Burton accepted these proffered tokens of esteem and afterward
spent two miserable hours in trying to pacify the boys until
lunch-time. They ate scarcely anything, and remonstrated so
persistently against their aunt’s appetite that the meal remained
almost untouched. Then the lady was escorted to the kitchen by her
nephews and there was an animated discussion as to the size of the
saucepan to be used, and the boys watched the pouring of the molasses
so closely that not a fly dared to assist. Then they quarreled for the
right to stir the odorous mass until Mrs. Burton was obliged to allot
them three-minute reliefs by the kitchen clock, and Budge declared that
his turns didn’t last more than a second, while Toddie complained that
they occupied two hours, and each boy had to assist at the critical
operation of “trying,” and they consumed what seemed to them long,
weary years in watching the paste cool itself. When, at last, Mrs.
Burton pronounced one panfull ready to “pull,” a deep sigh of relief
burst from each little chest.

“This is the way to pull candy,” said Mrs. Burton, touching her fingers
lightly with butter, and then taking a portion of the paste from a pan
and drawing it into a string in the usual manner. “And here,” she said,
separating the smaller portions, “is a piece for each of you.”

Budge carefully oiled his fingers as he had seen his aunt do, and
proceeded cautiously to draw his candy, but Toddie seized his portion
with both hands, raised it to his mouth, and fastened his teeth in it.
Mrs. Burton sprang at him in an instant.

“Stop, Toddie--quick! It may fasten your teeth together so you can’t
easily open them.”

Many were the inarticulate noises, all in a tone of remonstrance, that
Toddie made as his aunt forcibly removed the mass from his face. When
at last he could open his mouth he exclaimed:

“Don’t want mine pulled! itsh too awful good the way it izh--you’ll
pull de good out, I’zh ’fwaid.”

“You boys should have aprons,” said Mrs. Burton. “Budge, put down
your candy, run up-stairs and tell Jane to bring down two of Toddie’s

Budge hurried up-stairs, forgetting the first half of his aunt’s
injunction. Returning, he had just reached the foot of the main stair,
when the door-bell rang. Hastily putting his candy down, he opened the
door and admitted two ladies, who asked for Mrs. Burton.

“I guess she’s too busy makin’ candy to be bothered by any lady,” said
Budge, “but I’ll ask her. Sit down.”

Ten minutes later, Mrs. Burton, by a concentration of effort peculiar
to woman, but which must ever remain a mystery to man, entered the
parlor in afternoon dress, and greeted her visitors. Both rose to meet
her, and with one of them rose also a rocking-chair with a cane seat.
This remained in mid-air only an instant, however, for the lady’s dress
had not been designed for the purpose of moving furniture; with a
sharp, ripping sound, like that of musketry file-firing afar off, her
skirt soon took the appearance of a train dress, heavily puffed at the
waist with fabric of another color.

Both ladies endeavored to disengage her; Mrs. Burton turned pale and
then red as she discovered the cause of the accident, while Budge’s
voice was heard from the doorway saying:

“Aunt Alice, have you seen my candy? I laid it down somewhere so’s to
let the ladies in, an’ now I can’t find it!”

An indignant gesture by Mrs. Burton sent Budge away pouting and
grumbling and the chambermaid was summoned, the visitor’ dress was
repaired temporarily and the accident was being laughed away, when
from the kitchen there arose an appalling sound. It was compounded of
shrieks, yelps, and a peculiar noise as of something being thrown upon
the floor.

The noise increased; there were irregular footfalls upon the
kitchen-stairs, and at last Toddie appeared, dragging by the collar the
dog Terry, from whose fore feet hung, by a slowly lengthening rope of
candy, one of the pans of the unpulled paste.

“I fought if I gived him candy he would be nicer to me,” Toddie
explained,” so I chased him into a closet, an’ put the pan up to his
nose, an’ told him to help hisself. And he stuck his foot in, an’----”

Further explanation was given by deeds, not words, for as Toddie spoke
the dog kicked violently with his hind feet, disengaged himself from
Toddie and started for the door, dragging and lengthening his sweet
bonds behind him upon the floor. Toddie shrieked and attempted to
catch him, stepped upon the candy-rope, found himself fastened to the
carpet, and burst into tears, while the visitors departed and told
stories which by the next afternoon had developed into the statement
that Mrs. Burton had been foolish enough to indulge her nephews in a
candy-pulling in her parlor and upon her new carpet.

As for the boys, Budge ate some of his candy, and Toddie ate much of
everybodies, and had difficulty in saving a fragment for his uncle. And
when at night he knelt in spotless white to pray he informed Heaven
that now he understood what ladies meant when they said they had had a
real sweet time.

[Illustration: Budge and Tody with Sunflower]


    “We’re goin’ home
    We’re goin’ home
    We’re goin’ home
      To die no more.”

Sang Budge through the hall next morning, and he repeated the lines
over and over so many times that they at last impressed themselves upon
the mind of Toddie, who asked:

“Budgie, izh you a-tellin’ de troof?”

“What ’bout?”

“Why, ’bout not dyin’. Don’t little boys hazh to die after goin’ to
live wif their uncles an’ aunts for a little while?”

“Oh, of course they do, but I’m so happy I’ve got to sing somethin’;
the front part of it is troof, and that’s three times as big as the
other part, and I can’t think of any other song ’bout goin’ home.”

“Datsh too baddy,” complained Toddie. “I fought you wazh tellin’ the
troof, an’ I wouldn’t never hazh to hazh a lot of dirt on my eyes, so
I couldn’t look up into de sky.”

“Oh, you won’t have to be bothered that way,” said Budge. “When you
die your spirit goes up to heaven, an’ you can look straight down froo
the sky with your new eyes, an’ laugh at the old dirt that thinks it’
keepin’ your old eyes shut up.”

“Don’t want no new eyes! Eyes I’zh got izh good enough to see fings

“But just you think, Toddie,” reasoned Budge, “heaven-eyes can’t get
dust in ’em, or have to be washed, or be bothered with choo-choo smoke.”

“Can’t smoke get in the windows of steam-cars up in hebben?”

“Of course not! Not if everythin’ goin’ to be all right up there.
There ain’t no choo-choos in heaven anyhow. What does angels want of
choo-choos, I’d like to know, when they’ve got wings to fly with?”

[Illustration: “WE’RE GOIN’s HOME”]

“I’d never want all the choo-choos to go away, even if I had a fousand
wingsh,” said Toddie. “’Twould be such fun to fan myself wif my wings
when I was goin’ froo hot old tunnels.”

“Tunnels can’t be hot in heaven,” explained Budge; “’cause they’re
uncomfortable, an’ nothin’ can be uncomfortable in heaven. I guess
there ain’t any tunnels there at all. Oh, yes! I guess there’s little
bits of ones, just long enough to give little boys the fun of ridin’
in and ridin’ out of ’em.”

“Well, how’s you goin’ to ride in an’ out if dere ain’t no choo-choos
to pull de cars?”

“Well, I’ll tell you, Tod, I guess that’s one of the things that the
Bible don’t tell folks about heaven. You know papa says that there’s
lots of things the Lord don’t let people know ’bout heaven; ’cause it’
none of their business, an’ I guess that’s one of ’em.”

“Wish dere’d be some more Bibles, den! I wantsh to know lotsh more

“Well, anyhow,” said Budge, “we’re goin’ home to-day, an’ that fills
me so full I ain’t got room for the littlest speck of heaven. Wonder
who’s goin’ to take us, an’ when we’re a-goin’, an’ ev’rything?
Let’s go ask Uncle Harry.”

“Come on!” exclaimed Toddie, “Izh been finkin’ awful hard ’bout how to
get into his bedroom wifout bein’ scolded, an’ now I know. Hurry up
’fore we forgets.”

Both boys hurried to the family chamber, and assaulted the door with
fists and feet.

“’The overture of the angels,’” quoted Mr. Burton, “’and positively
their last appearance.’”

“Don’t speak of it,” said Mrs. Burton. “I’ve been crying about it in my
dreams, I believe, and I’m in a condition to begin again.”

“I’ve a great mind to make them cry,” said the man of the house
savagely. “No scrubbing will take the mark of small shoe-toes out of
painted wood.”

“Let them kick to their dear little hearts’ content! Not a mark of that
kind shall ever be insulted by a scrubbing brush. I feel as if I’d like
to go about the house and kiss everything they’ve touched.”

“You might kiss the sounding board of my violin, then,” said Mr.
Burton, “where there’s an ineffaceable scratch from a nail in Toddie’s
shoe, placed there on the morning of your birthday anniversary. There’s
a nice generous blot on the wood of the writing-desk, too, where Toddie
upset a bottle of violet ink. Would that your kisses could efface
the stain that the cabinet-maker says is indelible. Then there are
some dingy streaks on the wall beside their bed, where they’ve lain
crosswise and rubbed their heads against the wall.”

“It shall remain forever,” said the lady.

“What! in your darling spare chamber?”

A violent mental struggle showed its indications in Mrs. Burton’s face,
but she replied:

“The furniture can be changed. We can put a screen in front of the
place; we’ll change the room in any way, excepting their blessed tokens
of occupation.”

But none of this devotion found its way through the keyhole to shame
the boys into silence, for the noise increased until Mrs. Burton
herself hastened to draw the bolt.

“It’s us,” was the unnecessary information, volunteered by Budge as
the door opened; “an’ we want to know when we’re goin’ home, an’
who’s goin’ to take us, an’ how, an’ what you’re goin’ to give us to
remember you by, an’ we don’t care to have it flowers, ’cause we’ve
got plenty of ’em at home.”

“Fruit-cake would be nicesht,” suggested Toddie. “Folks ’members that
an awful long time, ’cause when mamma once asked papa if he ’membered
de fruit-cake at Mrs. Birch’s party he looked drefful sad, an’ said
he couldn’t ever forget it. Say, Aunt Alish, don’t you get extra nice
dinners for folks dat’s goin’ away? Mamma always doesh; says dey need
it, cauzh folks need to be well-feeded when they’e goin’ to travel.”
[The distance from the Burton residence to that of the Lawrences was
about a quarter of a mile.]

“You shall have a good-by dinner, Toddie, dear,” said Mrs. Burton; “and
the very nicest one that I can prepare.”

“Better make it a brekspup,” suggested Toddie. “Mebbe we’ll be come for
’fore dinner-time.”

“You sha’n’t be taken until you get it, dear.”

“I ’pects I’ll have an awful good dinner waitin’ for us, too, when we
get home,” said Budge; “’cause that’s the way the papa in the Bible
did, an’ yet he had only one boy come home instead of two, an’ he’d
been bad.”

“What portion of the Scriptural narrative is that child running into
now?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“Aunt Alice don’t know who you’re talking about, Budge,” said Mr.
Burton. “Explain it to her.”

“Why, that boy that his papa made a dinner out of fat veal for,” said
Budge; “though I never could see how that was a very nice dinner.”

“Worse and worse,” sighed Mrs. Burton.

“Tell us all about it, old fellow,” said Mr. Burton. “We don’t know
what you’re driving at.”

“Why,” exclaimed Budge, “are you bad folks that don’t read your
Bible-books? I thought everybody knew about him. Why, he was a boy
that went to his papa one day and told him that whatever he was goin’
to give him as long as he lived, he wished he’d give it to him all at
once. An’ his papa did. Wasn’t he a lovely papa, though? So the boy
took the money, an’ went travelin’, an’ had larks. There’s a picture
about it all in Tommy Bryan’ mamma’s parlor, but I don’t think it’s
very larkey; he’s just a-sittin’ down with a whole lot of women
actin’ like geese all around him. But he had to pay money to have
larks, an’ he had such lots of ’em that pretty soon he didn’t have
no money. Say, Uncle Harry, why don’t people have all the money they

“That’s the world’s prize conundrum,” said Mr. Burton. “Ask me
something easier.”

“I’m goin’ to have all the money I wantsh when I gets growed,” said

“How are you going to get it?” asked his uncle, with natural interest.

“Goin’ to be real good, an’ then ashk de Lord for it,” said Toddie.
“Wonder where de Lord keepsh de lotsh of nysh fings he’ goin’ to give
good people when dey ashk Him for ’em?--money and fings?”

“Why, in heaven, of course,” said Budge.

“Hazh He got a savin’ bank an’ a toy-store?” asked Toddie.

“Sh--h--h!” whispered Mrs. Burton.

“He’s only talking of what grown people expect, my dear,” said Mr.
Burton. “Go on, Budge.”

“Well, he didn’t have any more money, an’ he couldn’t write to his
papa for some, ’cause there wasn’t any post offices in that country, so
he went to work for a man, an’ the man made him feed pigs, and he had
to eat the same things that the pigs ate. I don’t know whether he ate
them out of a troff or not.”

“It’s a great pity that you are in doubt on that point,” said Mr.

“He could play in de mud like de pigs, couldn’t he?” said Toddie. “His
papa was too far away to know about it, an’ to say ‘Don’t!’s at him.”

“I s’pose so,” said Budge, “but I don’t think a boy could feel much
like playin’ with mud when he had to eat with the pigs. Well, he went
along bein’ a pig-feeder, when all at once he ’membered that there was
always enough to eat at his papa’s house. Say, Uncle Harry, boys is
alike everywhere, ain’t they?”

“I suppose so, present company excepted. But what reminded you of it?”

“Why, he wanted to go home when he couldn’t hook enough from the pigs
to fill his stomach, an’ my papa says little boys that can’t be found
when their mamma wants ’em always start for home when they get hungry.
That’s what this boy off in another country did--papa says the Bible
don’t tell whether he told the man to get another pig-feeder, or
whether he just skooted in a hurry. But, anyhow, he got pretty near
home, an’ I guess he felt awful ashamed of himself an’ went along the
back road; for, in the picture of our big Bible-book, his clothes are
awful ragged an’ mussy, an’ he must have been sure he was goin’ to
get scolded an’ wish he could get in the back door an’ go up to his
room without anybody seein’ him.”

“Oh, Harry!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “This is growing perfectly
dreadful. It’ positively sacrilegious.”

“The application is the only sacred part of the original, my dear,”
said Mr. Burton, “and you may trust that boy to discover the point of
anything. I wish doctors of divinity were like him. Go ahead, Budge.”

“Well, he was sneakin’ along, an’ gettin’ behind trees an’ fences
whenever he saw anybody comin’ that he knew, when all at once his papa
saw him. Papas always can see farther than anybody else, I believe,
an’ they always kind o’s know when their boys are comin’, an’ they
just look as if they’d always been standin’ right there waitin’ for
’em. An’ that pig-feeder’s papa ran right out of the house without his
hat on--that’s the way he is in the picture in the big Bible-book, an’
grabbed him, an’ kissed him, an’ hugged him so hard that he had to
grunt, an’----”

“An’ he didn’t say ‘Why, how did you get your clozhezh so dyty,’s
eiver?” said Toddie.

“No, indeed! An’ the pig-feeder said he’d been a bad boy, an’ he
guessed he’d better eat his dinner in the kitchen after that, but his
papa wouldn’t let him. He put clean clothes on him, an’ gave him a new
pair of shoes, an’ put a ring on his finger.”

“Ringsh ain’t good to eat,” said Toddie. “I fwallowed one once, I did,
an’ it didn’t taste nohow at all. And den I had to take some nashty
medshin, an’ de ring came unfwallowed again.”

“He didn’t give him the ring to eat, you silly boy,” said Budge. “Rings
squeeze fingers all the time, an’ let folks know how the folks that
give ’em the rings want to squeeze ’em all the time. Then they killed
a whole calf--’cause the pig-feeder was awful empty, you know, an’
they had a jolly old time. An’ the pig-feeder’s big brother heard ’em
all cuttin’ up, an’ he was real cross about it, ’cause he’d always
been good, an’ there hadn’t ever been any tea-parties made for him.
But his papa said, ‘Oh, don’t say a word--we’ve got your brother back
again--just think of that, my boy.’s I’m awful sorry for that big
brother, though; I know how he felt, for when Tod’s bad, an’ I’m good
papa just takes Tod in his lap an’ talks to him, an’ hugs him, an’
I feel awful lonesome an’ wish I wasn’t good a bit.”

“And what do you suppose the bad boy’ mamma did when she saw him?”
asked Mr. Burton.

[Illustration: “SOME NASHTY MEDSHIN”]

“Oh,” said Budge, “I guess she didn’t say anythin’, but just looked so
sad at him that he made up his mind he wouldn’t ever do a naughty thing
again as long as he lived, an’ after that he’d stand behind her chair
whole half-hours at a time just to look at her where she wouldn’t catch
him at it.”

“And what do you think that whole story means, Budge?” asked Mrs.
Burton, determined to impress at least one prominent theological
deduction upon her nephew.

“Why, it means that good papas can always see when bad boys is real
ashamed of themselves,” said Budge, “an’ know it’s best to be real
sweet to ’em then, an’ that papas that can’t see and don’t know better
than to scold ’em they needn’t ever expect to see their bad little boys
come home again.”

Mrs. Burton started, and her husband laughed inwardly at this unusual
application, but the lady recovered herself and returned in haste to
her point.

“Don’t you think it’s intended to teach us anything about the Lord?”
she asked.

“Why, yes,” said Budge, “of course. He is the best of all papas, so
he’ll be better to his bad children than any other good papas know how
to be.”

“That’s what the story is meant to teach,” said Mrs. Burton.

“I thought everybody knew that about the Lord.” Budge replied.

“If they did, Jesus would never have told the story,” said Mrs. Burton.

“Oh, I s’pose those old Jews had to be told it,” said Budge, “’cause
folks used to be awful bad to their children, an’ believe the Lord
would be awful bad to them.”

“People need to be told the same story now, Budge,” continued Mrs.
Burton. “They love to hear it, and know how good the Lord is willing to
be to them.”

“Do they love it better than to learn how good they ought to be to
their children?” Budge asked. “Then I think they’re piggish. I wouldn’t
like my papa an’ mamma to be that way. They say that it’s gooder to
care for what you can give than what you can get. An’ Uncle Harry
hasn’t told us yet when we’re goin’ home, and who’s goin’ to take us.”

“Your papa is going to come for you as he returns from the city,” said
Mr. Burton. “I think he wants to tell you something before you go home;
you little boys don’t know yet how to act in a house where there’s sick
mammas and little babies.”

“Oh, yes, we do,” said Budge. “All we’ve got to do is to sit still an’
look at ’em with all our mights.”

“Only dzust dzump up ev’ry two or free minutes to kiss ’em,” suggested

“Yes,” said Budge, “an’ to pat their cheeks an’ to put nice things to
eat in their mouths, like papa an’ mamma does to us, when we’re sick.”

“An’ make music for ’em,” said Toddie.

“An’ give ’em pennies,” said Budge.

“An’ shake their savings banks for ’em to make de pennies rattle, like
Budgie did for me once when I was too sick to rattle my own bank,” said
Toddie, bestowing a frantic hug upon his brother.

“An’ put the room to rights for ’em,” said Budge.

“An’ bring ’em in nice mud-pies all ready baked, like I did once for
Budgie, to play wif on de bed when he was sick,” said Toddie.

“An’ dance for ’em,” suggested Budge. “That’s the way I used to do for
Baby Phillie, an’ it always made him happy.”

“An’ put up pictures on de wall for ’em,” said Toddie; “we’s got whole
newspapers full that we’s cutted out up in your garret; and dere’s a
whole bottle of mucilage----”

“My war file of illustrated papers!” explained Mr. Burton. “How did
they find that? Oh, this cross of love!”

“Whole bottle of mucilage in papa’s room to stick ’em on wif,”
continued Toddie; “an’ mamma’s room is nice pink, like de leaves of my
scrap-book dat pictures look so pretty on.”

“And these are the child-ideas of being good and useful!” exclaimed
Mrs. Burton, as the boys forgot everything else in the discovery of
their uncle’s razor-strop with an extension at one end.

“Yes,” sighed Mr. Burton, “and they’re not much nearer the proper
thing, in spite of their good intentions, than the plans of grown
people for the management of children, the reformation of the world,
and a great many other things.”

“Harry!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton.

“No personal allusion, my dear,” said her husband, quickly. “I’d no
thought of anything of the kind. Adults and children alike mean well
enough; the difference is that the former wonder why their ideas are
not appreciated while with the children the energies of parents and
teachers are devoted to treating mistaken opinions as great sins. How
many children could do the kindnesses which Budge and Toddie have
devised out of the tenderness of their dear little hearts and not be
scolded and whipped for their pains? Hosts of children have had all the
good blood and kind heart and honest head scolded and beaten out of
them, and only the baser qualities of their natures allowed to grow,
and these only because in youth many of them are dormant and don’t make

“Harry, what a preacher you are!--what a terrible preacher!” exclaimed
Mrs. Burton.

“Where does the terror come in?” asked Mr. Burton, with signs of that
indignation which every man with an idea in advance of his generation
must frequently be afflicted by.

“Why, to imply that there’s so much injustice being done to children.”

“Of course the saying of it is worse than the fact of its existence,”
said Mr. Burton, with a curl of the lip.

“Please don’t speak in that cruel way, Harry. It isn’t anything of the
sort--excepting for a moment or two.”

Mr. Burton apologized, and restored confidence without saying a word,
and then the couple turned instinctively to look at the first causes of
their conversation, but the boys were gone.

“The tocsin of their souls, the dinner-bell--breakfast-bell, I mean,
has probably sounded,” said Mr. Burton; “and I’m as hungry as a bear
myself. Let’s descend and see what they’ve succeeded in doing within
five brief minutes.”

The Burtons found the dining-room, but not the boys and the chambermaid
was sent in search of them. The meal was slowly consumed but the boys
did not appear.

“You’d better have the cook prepare something additional,” suggested
Mr. Burton, as he arose and started for his train. “The appetite of the
small boy is a principal that accumulates frightful usury in a very
small while after maturity.”

Mrs. Burton acted upon her husband’ suggestion, and busied herself
about household affairs for an hour or more, until, learning that
the boys had not yet arrived, she strolled out to search for them.
Supposing that they might have been overpowered by their impatience
so far as to have gone home at once, she visited the residence of her
sister-in-law, and inquired of Mike.

“Dhivil a bit have they been here,” replied Michael. “Ain’t me ould
eyes sore for the soight av ’em all the whoile ag’in? They’re nowhere
about here, rest ye aisy.”

“I’m afraid they may be lost,” said Mrs. Burton.

Mike burst into a prolonged horse laugh, and then, recovering himself
by sundry contortions and swallowings, he replied:

“Beggin’ yez pardon, ma’am, but I couldn’t help it--as the blessed
Virgin is smoilin’ in heaven, I cuddent--but thim byes can niver be
lost. Lost, is it? Cud ye lose a ghost or a bird? They’ll foind their
way anywhere they’ve been once, an’ if they haven’t been there before
they’ll belave they have, an’ foind their way out all roight. Lave yer
boddher till dinner-time, an’ mark me wurruds ye’ll foind ye’ve no
nade av it. Losht!” and Mike burst into another laugh that he hurried
into the stable to hide while Mrs. Burton returned to her home with a
mind almost quiet.

The morning ended, however, and no small boys appeared at the table.
Mrs. Burton’s fears came back with increased strength and she hurried
off again to Mike and implored him to go in search of the children. The
sight of an ugly looking tramp or two by the way suggested kidnapping
to Mrs. Burton and brought tears to her eyes. Even the doubting Mike,
when he learned that the children had eaten nothing that day, grew
visibly alarmed and mounted one of his master’s horses in hot haste.

“Where are you going first, Mike?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“Dhivil a bit do I know!” exclaimed Mike; “but I’m goin’ to foind ’em,
an’ may the blessed saints go with me!”

Away galloped Mike, and Mrs. Burton, fearing that the alarm might
reach the boys’ mother, hurried home, started the cook on one road,
the chambermaid on another, and herself on a third, while Mike sought
the candystore, the schoolhouse, sundry bridges over brooks, and the
various other places that boys delight in. Mrs. Burton’s own course
was along a road leading up the rugged, heavily wooded hill called by
courtesy a mountain, but she paused so many times, to call, to listen,
to step considerably out of her way to see if dimly descried figures
were not those of her nephews, and to discover that what seemed in the
forest to be boyish figures were only stumps or bushes, that she spent
at least two hours upon the road, which doubled many times upon itself.
Suddenly she saw in the road beyond her a familiar figure dragging a
large green bough.

“Budge!” she screamed and ran toward him. The little figure turned
its head, and Mrs. Burton was shocked to see a haggard face, whose
whiteness intensified the starting eyes, pink, distended nostrils, and
thin, drawn lips of her nephew. And upon the bough, holding to one
of the upper sprigs tightly with one hand, while with the other he
clutched something green and crumpled, lay Toddie, dust-encrusted from
head to foot.

“Oh! what has happened?” Mrs. Burton exclaimed.

Toddie raised his head and explained.

“Izhe a shotted soldier bein’ tookted to where de shooters can’t catch
me, like sometimes dey used to be in de war.”

Budge dropped in the road and cried.

“Oh, what is it?” cried Mrs. Burton, kneeling beside Toddie, and taking
him in her arms. And Toddie replied:


“Budge, dear,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, releasing Toddie, and hurrying to
his brother, “what has happened? Do tell me!”

Budge opened his eyes and mouth reluctantly, and replied with a thin

“Wait till I get alive again, an’ I’ll tell you. I haven’t got many
words inside of me now; they’re all dropped out, I’m so tired, and,

[Illustration: “I’ZHE A SHOTTED SOLDIER”]

Budge closed his eyes again. Mrs. Burton picked him up tenderly, sat
upon a large stone, rocked back and forth, kissed him repeatedly, cried
over him, while Toddie turned upon his stomach, surveyed the scene with
apparent satisfaction, and said:

“Say, Aunt Alish, it’s djolly to be a shotted soldier.”

Budge slowly recovered, put his arm around his aunt tightly, and said:

“Oh, Aunt Alice, ’twas awful!”

“Tell me all about it, dear, when you feel well enough. Where have you
been all day? Aunty’s heart has been almost broken about you.”

“Why, you see, we wanted to do something nice for you, ’fore we went
home to stay, ’cause you’ve been so nice to us. Why, when we talked
about it, we couldn’t think of a single unpleasant thing you’d done to
us--though I’m sure you done a lot. Anyhow, we couldn’t ’member any.”

“’Cept sayin’ ‘Don’t!’s lotzh of timesh,” said Toddie.

“Well,” said Budge, “Tod thought ’bout that, but we made up our minds
perhaps we needed that said to us. An’ we couldn’t think of anything
nicer than to get you some wild flowers. Ev’rybody’s got tame flowers,
you know, so we thought wild ones would be nicer. An’ we thought we
could get ’em ’fore breakbux if we’d hurry, so off we came right up to
the foot of the mountains, but there wasn’t any. I guess they wasn’t
awake yet, or else they’d gone to sleep. Then we didn’t know what to

“’Cept get you some bych [birch] bark,” said Toddie.

“Yes,” said Budge; “but birch bark is to eat, an’ not to look at; an’
we wanted to give you somethin’ you could see, an’ remember us a few
days by.”

“An’ all of a sudden I said ’fynes!’ [ferns],” said Toddie.

“Yes,” said Budge, “Tod said it first, but I thought it the same
second. An’ there’ lovely ferns up in the rocks. Don’t you see?”

Mrs. Burton looked, and shuddered. The cliff above her head was a
hundred feet high, jagged all over its front, yet from every crevice
exquisite ferns posed their peaceful fronds before the cold gray of the

“’Twasn’t here,” Budge continued. “’Twas ’way up around the corner,
where the rocks ain’t so high, but they’re harder to climb. We climbed
up here first.”

“You dreadful, darling children!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, giving Budge
a squeeze of extra severity. “To think of two little children going up
such a dreadful place! Why, it makes me dizzy to see your Uncle Harry
do it.”

“Ain’t childrens, when we climb mountainsh!” asserted Toddie; “we’zh
mans den.”

“Well,” Budge continued, “we got lots, and throwed each one away ’cause
we kept seein’ nicer ones higher up. Say, Aunt Alice, what’s the
reason things higher up always look extra nice?”

“I know,” said Toddie.

“Why is it, Toddie?” Mrs. Burton asked.

“’Cauzh deysh closer to hebben,” said Toddie. “G’won, Budgie. I likes
to hear ’bout it, too.”

“Well, at last we got to a place where the rocks all stopped and some
more began. An’ up on them was the loveliest ferns of all.”

“An’ I went up dat mountain fyst, I did,” said Toddie.

“Yes, Tod did, the blessed little sassy rascal,” said Budge, blowing
a kiss to his brother. “I told him I didn’t believe that any ferns was
nicer than any others, but he said, ‘Lord’ll make ’em so den, for Aunt
Alish.’s An’ up he went, just like a spider.”

“Went up fyst,” said Toddie.

“’Course you did,” said Budge. “’Cause I didn’t go up at all. And Tod
was pullin’ at a big fern with his back to me, an’ the first thing I
knew there he was in the air layin’ down sideways on nothin’. Then he

“’Cauzh I camed down bunk on whole lotch of little rocks,” explained
Toddie. “But I didn’t lose the fyne--here tizh!” and Toddie held up a
badly crushed and wilted ball of something that had once been a fern,
seeing which Mrs. Burton placed Budge on the stone, hurried to Toddie,
thrust the bruised fern into her bosom, and kissed its captor soundly.

“Hold me some more,” said Budge, “I don’t feel very good yet.”

“Then what did you do?” asked Mrs. Burton, resuming her position as

“Why, Tod went on hollerin’, an’ he couldn’t walk, so I helped him
down to the road, an’ he couldn’t walk yet----”

Mrs. Burton had turned again to Toddie, and carefully examined his legs
without finding any broken bones.

“The hurt is in de bottom part of my leg an’ de top part of my foot,”
said Toddie, who had turned his ankle.

“An’ he just hollered ‘mam-_ma_’s and ‘pa-_pa_,’ so sad,” continued
Budge. “An’ ’twas awful. An’ I looked up the road an’ there wasn’t
anybody, an’ down the front of the mountain and there wasn’t anybody,
an’ I didn’t know what to do, ’cause ’twouldn’t do to go ’way off home
to tell, when a poor little brother was feelin’ so dreadful bad. Then
I ’membered how papa said he’d sometimes seen shot soldiers carried
away when there wasn’t any wagons. So I pulled at the limb of a tree to
get the thing to drag him on.”

“Why, Budge!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, “you don’t mean to say you got
that bough all alone by yourself, do you?”

“Well, no, I guess not,” said Budge, hesitatingly. “I pulled at one
after another, but not one of them would split, and then I thought of
somethin’ an’ kneeled right down by the tree, an’ told the Lord
all about it, an’ told Him I knew He didn’t want poor little hurt Tod
to lie there all day, an’ wouldn’t He please help me break a limb
to draw him on? An’ when I got up off of my knees I was as strong
as forty thousand horses. I don’t think I needed the Lord to help me
a bit then. An’ I just gave one pull at the limb, an’ down it came
kersplit, an’ I put Tod on it, an’ dragged him. But I tell you it was
hard work!”

“’Twash fun, too,” said Toddie, “’cept when it went where dere was
little rocks in de road, an’ dey came up an’ hitted de hurt playsh.”

“I dragged it in the soft parts of the road,” said Budge, “whenever I
could, but sometimes there wasn’t any soft place all across the road.
An’ things jumped inside of me--that little heart-engine, you know,
awfully. I could only go about a dozen steps without stoppin’ to
rest. An’ then Tod stopped cryin’ an’ said he was hungry, an’ that
reminded me that I was hungry, too.”

“But we didn’t lose the fyne,” said Toddie.

Mrs. Burton took the memento from her breast and kissed it.

“Why,” said Budge, “you like it, don’t you? All right, then. Tod an’
me don’t care for bothers an’ hurts now, do we, Tod?”

“No, indeedy,” said Toddie. “Not when we can ride like shotted
soldiers, an’ get home to get breakbux an’ lunch togevver.”

“Neither of you shall have any more trouble about getting home,” said
Mrs. Burton. “Just sit here quietly while I go and send a carriage for

“Oh!” said Budge. “That’ll be lovely; won’t it, Tod? Ain’t you glad you
got hurt? But say? Aunt Alice, haven’t you got any crackers in your

“Why, no--certainly not!” exclaimed the lady, temporarily losing her

“Oh! I thought you might have. Papa always does, when he goes out to
look for us when we stay away from home a good while.”

Suddenly a horse’s hoofs were heard on the road below.

“I shouldn’t wonder if that was Mike,” said Mrs. Burton. “He has been
out on horseback, looking for you.”

“I shouldn’t wonder if ’twas papa,” said Budge. “He’s the funniest man
for always comin’ anywhere first when we need him most.”

“An’ wif crackers,” Toddie added.

The clattering hoofs came nearer, though slower, and, true to the
children’s intuitions, around the bend of the road came Tom Lawrence
on horseback, an old army haversack and canteen slung over his shoulder.

“Papa!” shouted both boys. “Hooray!” Tom Lawrence waved his hat, and
Toddie shouted, “He’s got de crackers! I see de bag!” The father reined
up suddenly and dismounted, Budge rushed to his arms, and Toddie

“Papa, guesh it’s a long time since you’ seen a shotted soldier, ain’t

Then Toddie was placed in the saddle, and Budge behind him, and the
precious haversack was opened and found to contain sandwiches, and
both boys tried to drink out of the canteen, and poured a great deal
of water into their bosoms, and Tom led the horse carefully, and Mrs.
Burton walked upon one side, with a hand under Toddie’s lame leg to
keep the bruised ankle from touching the saddle, and she did not
swerve from the middle of the dusty road, even when carriages full of
stylish acquaintances were met, and both little heroes, like men of
larger growth, forgot at once that they had ever been heroic, and they
prattled as inconsequently as any couple of silly children could, and
the horse was led by a roundabout road so that no one might see the
party and apprise Mrs. Lawrence that anything unusual had happened, and
the boys were heavily bribed to tell their mother nothing until their
father had explained, and they were carried in, each in his father’
arms, to kiss their mamma; and when they undressed and went to bed,
the sister-baby was, by special dispensation of the nurse, allowed to
lie between them for a few moments, and the evening ceremonies were
prolonged by the combined arts of boys and parent, and then Budge knelt
and prayed:

“Dear Lord, we’re awful glad to get back again, ’cause nobody can be
like papa and mamma to us, an’ I’m so thankful I don’t know what to do
for bein’ made so strong when I wanted to break that limb off of the
tree, and bless dear Aunt Alice for findin’ us, and bless poor uncle
more, ’cause he tried to find us, and was disappointed, and make every
little boy’s papa just like ours, to come to ’em just when they need
him, just like you. Amen.”

And Toddie shut his eyes in bed, and said,

“Dee Lord, I went up de mountain fyst. Don’t forget dat. Amen.”


There was a little family conclave at the Lawrence house a fortnight
later. No deliberative meeting had been intended; quite the contrary;
for Mrs. Lawrence was on that day to make her first appearance at the
dinner-table in a month, and Mrs. Burton and her husband were invited
to step in informally on the occasion, and they had been glad enough to
do so although the boys, who had been allowed to dine that night with
the family in honor of the occasion, conversed so volubly that no other
person at the table could speak without interruption.

But there came an hour when the boys could no longer prolong the usual
preliminaries of going to bed, although they kissed their parents
and visitors once as a matter of course, a second time to be sure
they had done it, and a third time to assure themselves that they
had forgotten nobody. Then several chats were interrupted by various
juvenile demands, pleas and questions from the upper floor; but as,
when Lawrence went in person to answer the last one he found both boys
sleeping soundly the families devoted themselves to each other with the
determination of passing a pleasant evening. They talked of what was
going on in the world, and much that might be going on but was not, the
blame being due to persons who did not think as they did; they sang,
played, quoted books, talked pictures and bric-a-brac, and then Mrs.
Lawrence changed the entire course of conversation by promising to
replace Mrs. Burton’s chair which the dog Terry had destroyed by special
arrangement with the boys.


“You sha’n’t do anything of the sort!” said Mrs. Burton. “Keep the dear
little scamps from playing such pranks on any one who don’t happen to
love them so well, and I’ll forgive them.”

“You don’t imagine for a moment that they knew what the result would be
when they tied Terry to the chair, do you?” Mrs. Lawrence asked.

“Never!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, emphatically, “but they did it, and it
might have happened somewhere else, with people who didn’t love them so
well, and what would they have thought?”

“She means that strangers would have imagined your boys a couple of
little boors, Nell,” said Mr. Burton to his sister.

“Strangers know nothing whatever about other people’s children,” said
Mrs. Lawrence with dignity, “and they should therefore have nothing to
do with them and pass no opinions upon them. No one estimates children
by what they are; they only judge by the amount of trouble they make.”

“Now you’ve done it, Mistress Alice,” said Mr. Burton to his wife. “It
is better to meet a she-bear that is robbed of her whelps than a mother
whose children are criticized by any one but herself.”

“I’ve done it!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “Who translated my quiet remark
into something offensive. Besides, you’ve misapplied Scripture only
to suggest things worse yet. If I’m not mistaken, the proverb about
the she-bear and her whelps has something in it about a fool and his
folly. Do you mean to insinuate such insulting ideas about your sister
and her darlings?”

But no amount of badinage could make Mrs. Lawrence forget that some
implied advice was secreted in her sister-in-law’s carefully worded
remark, so she continued,

“I’m extremely sorry they had to go to you, but I couldn’t imagine what
better to do. I wish Tom could have staid at home all the while to
take care of them. I hope, if we ever die, they may follow us at once.
Nothing is so dreadful as the idea of one’s children being perpetually
misunderstood by some one else, and having their honest little hearts
hardened and warped just when they should be cared for most patiently
and tenderly.”

“Helen!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, changing her seat so as to take Mrs.
Lawrence’ hand, “I’d die for your children at any time, if it would do
them any good.”

“I believe you, you dear girl,” said Mrs. Lawrence, recovering her
natural manner, and not entirely unashamed of her outburst of feeling,
“but you don’t understand it all, as you will some day. The children
trouble me worse than they ever did or can any one else; but it isn’t
their fault, and I know it, and can endure it. No one else can. I
am sure I don’t know how to blame people who are annoyed by juvenile

“Then what’s to be done with youngsters in general?” Mrs. Burton asked.

“They’re to be kept at home,” said Mrs. Lawrence, “under the eye of
father or mother continually, until they are large enough to trust; and
the age at which they’re to be trusted should not be determined by the
impatience of their parents, either.”

“Don’t be frightened, Allie,” said Tom. “Helen had some of these
notions before she had any boys of her own to defend.”

“They’re certainly not the result of my children’s happy experiences
with the best aunt and uncle that ever lived,” said Mrs. Lawrence,
caressing her adopted sister’ hand. “If you could hear the boys’s
praises of you both, you’d grow insufferably vain, and imagine
yourselves born to manage orphan asylums.”

“Heaven forbid!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, the immediate result of her
utterance being the partial withdrawal of Mrs. Lawrence’ hand. “There
are only two children in the family----”

“Three,” corrected Mrs. Lawrence promptly.

“Oh, bless me, what have I said!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “Well, there
are only three children in the family, and they are not enough to found
an asylum, while I feel utterly unfitted to care for any one child that
I don’t know very well and love very dearly.”

“Is it possible that any one can learn so much in so short a time?”
exclaimed Tom Lawrence. “Harry, my boy, you’re to be congratulated.”

“Upon having educated me?” Mrs. Burton asked.

“Upon the rare wisdom with which he selected a wife, or, the special
favor he found at the court where matches are made,” Tom explained.

“Harry didn’t select me at all,” said Mrs. Burton. “Budge did it for
him, so of course the match was decreed in heaven. But may I know of
what my sudden acquisition of knowledge consists? If there’s anything
in my experience with the boys that I am not to feel humiliated about,
I should be extremely glad to know of it. I went into the valley of
humiliation within an hour of their arrival, and since then I’ve
scarcely been out of it.”

“If it weren’t for being suspected of throwing moral deductions at
people,” Tom replied, “I would say that that same valley of humiliation
is very prolific of discoveries. But, preaching aside, no one can
manage children without first loving them. Even a heart full of love
has to make room for a lot of sorrow over blunders and failures.”

“I’ve learned that affection is absolutely necessary,” said Mrs.
Burton, “but I confess that I don’t see clearly that love requires that
one should be trampled upon, wheedled, made of no account and without
authority in one’s own house, submit to anything, in fact----”

“Now you’ve done it again,” whispered Mr. Burton to his wife, as Helen
Lawrence’ cheek began to flush, and that maternal divinity replied:

“Does the parent of all of us resign his authority when he humors us in
our childish ways because we can’t comprehend any greater ones? Every
concession is followed by growth on the part of his children, if they
are honest; when they are not, it seems to me that the concessions
aren’t made. But my children are honest.”

Mrs. Burton’s lips were parting, seeing which her husband whispered,


There was a moment or two of silence; then Mrs. Burton asked:

“How are people to know when they’re not being imposed upon by
children? You can’t apply to the funny little beings the rules that
explain the ways of grown people.”

“Is it the most dreadful thing in the world to be imposed upon by a
child?” asked Tom. “We never impose upon them, do we? We never give
them unfair answers, arbitrary commands, unkind restrictions, simply to
save ourselves a little extra labor or thought?”

“Tom!” Mrs. Burton exclaimed; “I don’t do anything of the sort, I am

“Why will you display so touchy a conscience, then?” whispered her
husband. “If you continue to put up your defense the instant Tom
launches a criticism, he’ll begin to suspect you of dreadful cruelty to
the boys.”

“Not I,” laughed Tom.

“She had you to reform, for half a year before the boys visited her,”
said Helen, “and you still live.”

“But, Tom, seriously now, you don’t mean to have me infer that children
shouldn’t be made to mind, and be prevented from doing things that can
bother their elders?” asked Mr. Burton.

“Certainly they should have to obey,” said Tom, “but I’d rather they
wouldn’t, if at the same time they must learn, as in general they do,
that obedience is imposed more for the benefit of their elders than

“I was always taught to obey,” said Mrs. Burton, with the not unusual
though always unconscious peculiarity of supposing the recital of
personal experience to be a sufficient argument and precedent.

“Do you find the habit still strong in her, Harry?” asked Tom.

“_Do_ I!” exclaimed Harry, with a mock tragic air, “’could I the
horrors of my prison house unfold,’s you would see that the obedient
member of the Burton family never appears in gowns.”

“Certainly not,” said Mrs. Burton. “Didn’t he promise to be mine, and
shall I neglect my responsibilities? I obeyed my parents.”

“And never doubted that their orders were wise, beneficent, and
necessary, of course?” asked Lawrence.


“Tom, Tom!” said Helen, warningly; “if you don’t want Alice to abuse
other people’s children be careful what you say about other children’s
parents. Don’t play grand inquisitor.”

“Oh, not at all,” said Tom, hastily. “But I should like to borrow
woman’ curiosity for a while, and have it gratified in this particular

“I don’t know that I always admitted the wisdom of my parents’s
commands,” said Mrs. Burton; “but how could I? I was only a child.”

“You rendered unquestioning obedience in spirit as well as in act, when
you became a young lady, then?” pursued Tom.

“No, I didn’t. There!” Mrs. Burton exclaimed; “but what return can a
child make for parental care and suffering, except to at least seem to
be a model of compliance with its parents’s desires?”

“Good!” exclaimed Harry. “And what can a husband, who knows that his
own way is best, do to recompense wifely companionship but meekly do as
his wife wants him to, no matter how incorrect her ideas?”

“He can listen to reason and not be a conceited goose,” said Mrs.
Burton; “and he can refrain from impeding the flow of brotherly

“Tom shall say whatever he likes,” said Mr. Burton.

Mrs. Lawrence’s smile showed that she would be satisfied with the
result, and her husband continued:

“Children--ninety-nine one-hundredths of those I’ve seen, at least,
are treated as necessary nuisances by their parents. The good fathers
and mothers would be horrified to realize this truth, and when it
accidentally presents itself, as it frequently does to any with heart
and head, its appearance is so unpleasing and perplexing that they
promptly take refuge in tradition. Weren’t they brought up in the same
way? To be sure, it’s the application of the same rule that has always
made the ex-slave the cruelest of overseers, and the ex-servant the
worst of masters; but such comparisons are odious to one’s pride, and
what chance has self-respect when pride steps down before it?”

“Poor human nature!” sighed Harry. “You’ll get to Adam’s fall pretty
soon, won’t you, Tom?”

“Don’t fear,” laughed Mr. Lawrence. “It’ the falling of later people
that troubles me--that, and their willingness to stay down when they’ve
tumbled and the calmness with which they can lie quiet and crush poor
little children who aren’t responsible for being under them. Adam knew
enough to wish himself back in his honorable position, but most parents
have had no lofty position to which they could look longingly back,
and but few of them can remember any such place having been in the
possession of any member of their respective families.”

“But what is to be done, even if any one wishes to live up to your
ideal standard as a guardian of children?” Mrs. Burton asked. “Submit
to any and every imposition; allow every misdeed to go unpunished; be
the ruled instead of the ruler?”

“Oh, no,” said Tom, “it’s something far harder than that. It’s to live
for the children instead of one’s self.”

“And have all your nice times spoiled and your plans upset?”

“Yes, unless they’re really of more value than human life and human
character,” Tom replied. “You indicated the proper starting point in
your last remark; if you’ll study that for yourself, you’ll learn a
great deal more than I can tell you, and learn it more pleasantly too.”

“I don’t care to study,” said Mrs. Burton, “when I can get my
information at second-hand.”

“Go on, Tom,” said Mr. Burton, “Continue to appear in your character of
the ‘Parental Encyclopædist’; we’ll try to stop one ear so that what
goes in at the other shall not be lost.”

“I only want to say that the plans and good times spoiled by the
children are what ruin every promising generation. The child should
be taught, but instead of that he is only restrained. He should be
encouraged to learn the meaning and the essence of whatever of the
inevitable is forced upon him from year to year; but he soon learns
that children’s questions are as unwelcome as tax-collectors or
lightning-rod men. It’s astonishing how few hints are necessary to give
a child the habit of retiring into himself, and from there to such
company as he can find to tolerate him.”

“You needn’t fear for your boys, Tom,” said Mr. Burton. “I’d pay
handsomely for the discovery of a single question which they have ever
wanted to ask but refrained from putting.”

“And what myriads of them they can ask--not that there’s anything
wrong about it, the little darlings,” Mrs. Burton added.

“I am glad of it,” said Tom; “but I hope they’ll never again have to go
to any one but their mother and me for information.”

“Tom, there you go again!” said Mrs. Burton. “Please don’t believe I
ever refused them an answer or answered unkindly.”

“Certainly you haven’t,” said Tom. “Excuse a stale quotation--’the
exception proves the rule.’s I’ve really been nervously anxious about
the soundness of this rule, until you were brought into the family, for
I never knew another exception.”

“May I humbly suggest that a certain brother-in-law existed before the
boys had an Aunt Alice?” asked Mr. Burton.

“Oh, yes,” said Tom; “but he was too well rewarded, for the little he
did, to be worthy of consideration.”

Mrs. Burton inclined her head in acknowledgment of her brother-in-law’s
compliment, and asked:

“Do you think all children’s questions are put with any distinct
intention? Don’t you imagine that they ask a great many because they
don’t know what else to do, or because they want to--to----”

“To talk against time, she means, Tom,” said Mr. Burton.

“Very likely. But the answers are what are of consequence, no matter
what the motive of the questions may be.”

“What an idea!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton; “really, Tom, aren’t you afraid
you’re losing yourself?”

“I really hadn’t noticed it,” said Tom; “but perhaps I may be able to
explain myself more clearly. You go to church?”

“Regularly--every Sunday,” responded Mrs. Burton.

“And always with the most reverent feelings, of course. You never find
your mind full of idle questionings, or mere curious wondering, or even
a perfect blank, or a circle upon which your thoughts chase themselves
around to their starting place without aim or motive?”

“How well you know the ways of the hum-drum mind, Tom,” said Mrs.
Burton. “You didn’t learn them from your personal experience, of

“I wish I hadn’t! But supposing you at some few times in your life have
gone into the sanctuary in such frames of mind, did you never have
them changed by what you’ve heard? Did you never have the very common
experience of learning that it is at these very moments of weakness,
indecision, blankness, childishness, or whatever you may please to call
it, the mind becomes peculiarly retentive of whatever of real value
happens to strike it?”

Mrs. Burton reflected, and by silence signified her assent, but she was
not fully satisfied with the explanation, for she asked,

“Do you think, then, that all the ways of children are just as they
should be?--that they never ask questions from any but heaven-ordained
motives?--that they are utterly devoid of petty guile?”

“They’re human, I believe,” said Mr. Lawrence, “and full of human
weaknesses, but any other human beings--present company excepted, of
course--should know by experience how little malice there is in the
most annoying of people. Certainly children do copy the faults of their
elders, and--oh, woe is me! inherit the failings of their ancestors,
but it is astonishing how few they seem to have when the observer will
forget himself and honestly devote himself to their good. I confess it
does need the wisdom of Solomon to discover when they are honest and
when they’re inclined to be tricky.”

“And can you inform us where the wisdom of Solomon is to be procured
for the purpose?” asked Mrs. Burton.

“From the source at which Solomon obtained it, I suppose,” Tom replied;
“from an honest, unselfish mind. But it is so much easier to trust to
selfishness and its twin demon suspicion, that nothing but a pitying
Providence saves most children from reform schools and penitentiaries.”

“But the superiority of adults--their right to demand implicit,
unquestioning obedience----”

“Is the most vicious, debasing tyranny that the world is cursed by,
“Tom exclaimed with startling emphasis.” It gave the old Romans power
of life and death over their children. It cast some of the vilest blots
upon the pages of Holy Writ. Nowadays it is worse, for then it worked
its principal mischief upon the body, but nowadays ‘I say unto you fear
not them that kill the body, but’--excuse a free rendering--fear them
who cast both soul and body into hell. You’re orthodox, I believe.”

Mrs. Burton shuddered, but her belief in the rights of adults, which
she had inherited from a line of ancestors reaching back to Adam or
protoplasm, was more powerful than her horror, and the latter was
quickly overcome by the former.

“Then adults have no rights that children are bound to respect?” she

“Yes; the right of undoing the failures of their own education and
doing it for the benefit of beings who are not responsible for their
own existence. Can you imagine a greater crime than calling a soul into
existence without its own desire and volition, and then making it your
slave instead of making yourself its friend?”

“Why, Tom, you’re perfectly dreadful,” exclaimed Mrs. Burton.” One
would suppose that parents were a lot of pre-ordained monsters!”

“They’re worse,” said Tom; “they’re unthinking people with a lot of
self-satisfaction, and a reputation for correctness of life. Malicious
people are easily caught and kept out of mischief by the law. The
respectable, unintentional evil-doers are those who make most of the
trouble and suffering in the world.”

“And you propose to go through life dying deaths daily for the sake of
those children,” said Alice, “rather than make them what you would like
them to be?”

“No,” said Tom, “I propose to live a new life daily, and learn what
life should be, for the sake of making them what I would like them to
be; for I don’t value them so much as conveniences and playthings, as
for what they may be to themselves, and to a world that sorely needs
good men.”

“And women,” added Mrs. Lawrence. “I do believe you’ve forgotten the
baby, you heartless wretch!”

“I accept the amendment,” said Tom, “but the world has already more
good women than it begins to appreciate.”

“Bless me! what a quantity of governing that poor sister-baby will
get!” said Mrs. Burton. “But, of course, you don’t call it governing;
you’ll denominate it self-immolation; you’ll lose your remaining hair,
and grow ten years older in the first year of its life.”

“I shouldn’t wonder,” said Tom, with an expression of countenance which
banished the smiles occasioned by his sister-in-law’ remark.

“Oh, dear!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton; “is there any more?”

“Only this--it’s positively the last--’and, finally, we then that are
strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak, and not to please
ourselves.’s Again I would remark, that I believe you’re orthodox?”

The Burtons looked very sober for a moment, when suddenly there came
through the air the cry--


Tom sprang to his feet; Helen looked anxious, and the Burtons smiled
quietly at each other. The cry was repeated, and louder, and as Tom
opened the door a little figure in white appeared.


“I can’t get to sleep,” said Budge, shielding his eyes a moment from
the light. “I ain’t seen you for so long that I’e got to sit in your
lap till some sleep will come to me.”

“Come to auntie, Budge,” said Mrs. Burton. “Poor papa is real tired;
you can’t imagine the terrible work he’s been at for an hour.”

“Papa says it rests him to rest me,” said Budge, clasping his father

The Burtons looked on with quiet amusement, until there arose another
cry in the hall of--

“Papa! Ow! pa-pa!”

Again Tom hurried to the door, this time with Budge clinging around
his neck. As the door opened, Toddie crept in on his hands and knees,

“De old bed wazh all empty, only ’cept me, an’ I kwawled down de
stepsh ’cauzh I didn’t want to be loneshome no more. And Ize all empty
too, and I wantsh somefin’ to eat.”

Helen went to the dining-room closet and brought in a piece of light

“There goes all my good instructions,” groaned Mrs. Burton. “To think
of the industry with which I have always labored to teach those
children that it’s injurious to eat between meals, and, worse yet, to
eat cake!”

“And to think of how you always ended by letting the children have
their own way!” added Mr. Burton.

“Eating between meals is the least of two evils,” said Tom. “When
a small boy is kept in bed with a sprained ankle, and on a short
allowance of food---- Oh, dear! I see my subject nosing around again,
Alice. Do you know that most of the wickednesses of children come from
the lack of proper attention to their physical condition?”

“Save me! Pity me!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton. “I’m convinced already that
I don’t know a single thing about children, and I’ll know still less if
I take another lesson to-day.”

“Izh you takin’ lessons, Aunt Alish?” asked Toddie, who had caught a
fragment of the conversation. “What book is you lynin’ fwom?”

“A primer,” replied Mrs. Burton; “the very smallest, most insignificant
of A B C books.”

“Why, can’t you read?” asked Budge.

“Oh, yes,” sighed Mrs. Burton. “’But whether there be knowledge it
shall vanish away.’”

“’But love never faileth,’” responded Mr. Lawrence.

“If you want to learn anythin’,” said Budge, “just you ask my papa.
He’ll make you know all about it, no matter how awful stupid you are.”

“Many thanks for the advice--and the insinuations,” said Mrs. Burton.
“I feel as if the latter were specially pertinent, from the daze my
head is in. I never knew before how necessary it was to be nobody in
order to be somebody.”

The boys took possession of their father, one on each knee, and Tom
rocked with them and chatted in a low tone to them, and hummed a tune,
and finally broke into a song, and as it happened to be one of the
variety known as “roaring,” his brother-in-law joined him, and the air
recalled old friends and old associations, and both voices grew louder,
and the ladies caught the air and increased its volume with their own
voices, when suddenly a very shrill thin voice was heard above their
heads, and Mrs. Lawrence exclaimed:

“Sh--h--h! The baby is awake.”

Subsequent sounds indicated beyond doubt that Mrs. Lawrence was correct
in her supposition, and she started instinctively for the upper floor,
but found herself arrested by her husband’s arm and anxious face, while
Mrs. Burton exclaimed,

“Oh, bring it down here! Please, do!”

The nurse was summoned, and soon appeared with a wee bundle of
flannel, linen, pink face and fingers.

“Give her to me!” exclaimed Mrs. Burton, rising to take the baby, but
the baby exclaimed “Ah!” and its mother snatched it. Then the baby did
its best to hide in its mother’s bosom, and its mother did her best
to help it, and by the merest chance a rosy little foot escaped from
its covering, seeing which Mrs. Burton hurriedly moved her chair and
covered the foot with both her hands; though it would have been equally
convenient and far less laborious to have tucked the foot back among
its habitual wrappings. Then the boys had to be moved nearer the baby,
so that they could touch it, and try to persuade it to coo; and Harry
Burton found himself sitting so far from any one else that he drew
his chair closer to the group, just to be sociable; and the Lawrences
grew gradually to look very happy, while the Burtons grew more and
more solemn, and at last the hands of Mr. and Mrs. Burton met under
the superabundant wraps of the baby, and then their eyes met, and the
lady’s eyes were full of tears and her husband’s full of tenderness,
and Budge, who had taken in the whole scene, broke the silence by

“Why, Aunt Alice, what are you crying for?”

Then every one looked up and looked awkward, until Mrs. Lawrence leaned
over the baby and kissed her sister-in-law, noticing which the two men
rose abruptly, although Tom Lawrence found occasion to indulge in the
ceremony of taking Harry Burton by the hand. Then the baby yielded
to her aunt’ solicitations, and changed her resting-place for a few
moments, and the gentlemen were informed that if they wanted to smoke
they would have to do it in the dining-room, for Mrs. Lawrence was not
yet able to bear it. Then the gentlemen adjourned and stared at each
other as awkwardly over their cigars as if they had never met before,
and the ladies chatted as confidentially as if they were twin sisters
that had never been separated, and the boys were carried back to bed,
one by each gentleman, and they were re-kissed good night, and their
father and uncle were departing when Toddie remarked,

“Papa, mamma hazhn’t gived our sister-baby to Aunt Alish to keep, hazh

“No, old chap,” said Tom.

“I don’t want anybody to have that sister-baby but us,” said Budge;
“but if anybody had to, Aunt Alice would be the person. Do you know, I
believe she was prayin’ to it, she looked so funny.”


The gentlemen winked at each other, and again Tom Lawrence took the
hand of his brother-in-law. Several months later, the apprehensions
of the boys were quieted by the appearance of a little visitor at the
Burtons’, who acted as if she had come to stay, and who in the course
of years cured Mrs. Burton of every assumption of the ability of
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Transcriber’s Notes

Obvious typographical errors have been silently corrected. Hyphenation
have been standardised except where it appears to have been used for
emphasis, but all other spelling and punctuation remains unchanged.

A table of contents has been added.

Italics are represented thus _italic_ and bold thus =bold=. In the
following paragraph in Chapter III the Said has been added.

“Oh, no, I won’t. I only said ’twas something to eat. But say, Aunt
Alice, how do bananas grow?” [said] Toddie, with brightening eyes and
a confident shake of his curly head.

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