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Title: A Simpleton
Author: Reade, Charles
Language: English
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By Charles Reade


It has lately been objected to me, in studiously courteous terms of
course, that I borrow from other books, and am a plagiarist. To this
I reply that I borrow facts from every accessible source, and am not a
plagiarist. The plagiarist is one who borrows from a homogeneous work:
for such a man borrows not ideas only, but their treatment. He who
borrows only from heterogeneous works is not a plagiarist. All fiction,
worth a button, is founded on facts; and it does not matter one straw
whether the facts are taken from personal experience, hearsay, or
printed books; only those books must not be works of fiction.

Ask your common sense why a man writes better fiction at forty than he
can at twenty. It is simply because he has gathered more facts from each
of these three sources,--experience, hearsay, print.

To those who have science enough to appreciate the above distinction,
I am very willing to admit that in all my tales I use a vast deal of
heterogeneous material, which in a life of study I have gathered from
men, journals, blue-books, histories, biographies, law reports, etc. And
if I could, I would gladly specify all the various printed sources to
which I am indebted. But my memory is not equal to such a feat. I can
only say that I rarely write a novel without milking about two hundred
heterogeneous cows into my pail, and that “A Simpleton” is no exception
to my general method; that method is the true method, and the best, and
if on that method I do not write prime novels, it is the fault of the
man, and not of the method.

I give the following particulars as an illustration of my method:

In “A Simpleton,” the whole business of the girl spitting blood, the
surgeon ascribing it to the liver, the consultation, the final solution
of the mystery, is a matter of personal experience accurately recorded.
But the rest of the medical truths, both fact and argument, are all from
medical books far too numerous to specify. This includes the strange
fluctuations of memory in a man recovering his reason by degrees. The
behavior of the doctor’s first two patients I had from a surgeon’s
daughter in Pimlico. The servant-girl and her box; the purple-faced,
pig-faced Beak and his justice, are personal experience. The business of
house-renting, and the auction-room, is also personal experience.

In the nautical business I had the assistance of two practical seamen:
my brother, William Barrington Reade, and Commander Charles Edward
Reade, R.N.

In the South African business I gleaned from Mr. Day’s recent handbooks;
the old handbooks; Galton’s “Vacation Tourist;” “Philip Mavor; or, Life
among the Caffres;” “Fossor;” “Notes on the Cape of Good Hope,” 1821;
“Scenes and Occurrences in Albany and Caffre-land,” 1827; Bowler’s
“South African Sketches;” “A Campaign in South Africa,” Lucas; “Five
Years in Caffre-land,” Mrs. Ward; etc., etc., etc. But my principal
obligation on this head is to Mr. Boyle, the author of some admirable
letters to the Daily telegraph, which he afterwards reprinted in a
delightful volume. Mr. Boyle has a painter’s eye, and a writer’s pen,
and if the African scenes in “A Simpleton” please my readers, I hope
they will go to the fountain-head, where they will find many more.

As to the plot and characters, they are invented.

The title, “A Simpleton,” is not quite new. There is a French
play called La Niaise. But La Niaise is in reality a woman of rare
intelligence, who is taken for a simpleton by a lot of conceited fools,
and the play runs on their blunders, and her unpretending wisdom. That
is a very fine plot, which I recommend to our female novelists. My aim
in these pages has been much humbler, and is, I hope, too clear to need




A young lady sat pricking a framed canvas in the drawing-room of Kent
Villa, a mile from Gravesend; she was making, at a cost of time and
tinted wool, a chair cover, admirably unfit to be sat upon--except by
some severe artist, bent on obliterating discordant colors. To do her
justice, her mind was not in her work; for she rustled softly with
restlessness as she sat, and she rose three times in twenty minutes, and
went to the window. Thence she looked down, over a trim flowery
lawn, and long, sloping meadows, on to the silver Thames, alive with
steamboats ploughing, white sails bellying, and great ships carrying to
and fro the treasures of the globe. From this fair landscape and epitome
of commerce she retired each time with listless disdain; she was waiting
for somebody.

Yet she was one of those whom few men care to keep waiting. Rosa
Lusignan was a dark but dazzling beauty, with coal-black hair, and
glorious dark eyes, that seemed to beam with soul all day long; her
eyebrows, black, straightish, and rather thick, would have been majestic
and too severe, had the other features followed suit; but her black
brows were succeeded by long silky lashes, a sweet oval face, two
pouting lips studded with ivory, and an exquisite chin, as feeble as any
man could desire in the partner of his bosom. Person--straight, elastic,
and rather tall. Mind--nineteen. Accomplishments--numerous; a poor
French scholar, a worse German, a worse English, an admirable dancer,
an inaccurate musician, a good rider, a bad draughtswoman, a bad
hairdresser, at the mercy of her maid; a hot theologian, knowing
nothing, a sorry accountant, no housekeeper, no seamstress, a fair
embroideress, a capital geographer, and no cook.

Collectively, viz., mind and body, the girl we kneel to.

This ornamental member of society now glanced at the clock once more,
and then glided to the window for the fourth time. She peeped at the
side a good while, with superfluous slyness or shyness, and presently
she drew back, blushing crimson; then she peeped again, still more
furtively; then retired softly to her frame, and, for the first time,
set to work in earnest. As she plied her harpoon, smiling now, the large
and vivid blush, that had suffused her face and throat, turned from
carnation to rose, and melted away slowly, but perceptibly, and ever so
sweetly; and somebody knocked at the street door.

The blow seemed to drive her deeper into her work. She leaned over it,
graceful as a willow, and so absorbed, she could not even see the door
of the room open and Dr. Staines come in.

All the better: her not perceiving that slight addition to her furniture
gives me a moment to describe him.

A young man, five feet eleven inches high, very square shouldered and
deep chested, but so symmetrical, and light in his movements, that his
size hardly struck one at first. He was smooth shaved, all but a short,
thick, auburn whisker; his hair was brown. His features no more then
comely: the brow full, the eyes wide apart and deep-seated, the lips
rather thin, but expressive, the chin solid and square. It was a face
of power, and capable of harshness; but relieved by an eye of unusual
color, between hazel and gray, and wonderfully tender. In complexion
he could not compare with Rosa; his cheek was clear, but pale; for
few young men had studied night and day so constantly. Though but
twenty-eight years of age, he was literally a learned physician; deep in
hospital practice; deep in books; especially deep in German science,
too often neglected or skimmed by English physicians. He had delivered a
course of lectures at a learned university with general applause.

As my reader has divined, Rosa was preparing the comedy of a cool
reception; but looking up, she saw his pale cheek tinted with a lover’s
beautiful joy at the bare sight of her, and his soft eye so divine with
love, that she had not the heart to chill him. She gave him her hand
kindly, and smiled brightly on him instead of remonstrating. She lost
nothing by it, for the very first thing he did was to excuse himself
eagerly. “I am behind time: the fact is, just as I was mounting my
horse, a poor man came to the gate to consult me. He had a terrible
disorder I have sometimes succeeded in arresting--I attack the cause
instead of the symptoms, which is the old practice--and so that detained
me. You forgive me?”

“Of course. Poor man!--only you said you wanted to see papa, and he
always goes out at two.”

When she had been betrayed into saying this, she drew in suddenly, and
blushed with a pretty consciousness.

“Then don’t let me lose another minute,” said the lover. “Have you
prepared him for--for--what I am going to have the audacity to say?”

Rosa answered, with some hesitation, “I MUST have--a little. When I
refused Colonel Bright--you need not devour my hand quite--he is forty.”

Her sentence ended, and away went the original topic, and grammatical
sequence along with it. Christopher Staines recaptured them both. “Yes,
dear, when you refused Colonel Bright”--

“Well, papa was astonished; for everybody says the colonel is a most
eligible match. Don’t you hate that expression? I do. Eligible!”

Christopher made due haste, and recaptured her. “Yes, love, your papa

“I don’t think I will tell you. He asked me was there anybody else; and
of course I said ‘No.’”


“Oh, that is nothing; I had not time to make up my mind to tell the
truth. I was taken by surprise; and you know one’s first impulse is to
fib--about THAT.”

“But did you really deceive him?”

“No, I blushed; and he caught me; so he said, ‘Come, now, there was.’”

“And you said, ‘Yes, there is,’ like a brave girl as you are.”

“What, plump like that? No, I was frightened out of my wits, like a
brave girl as I am not, and said I should never marry any one he could
disapprove; and then--oh, then I believe I began to cry. Christopher,
I’ll tell you something; I find people leave off teasing you when you
cry--gentlemen, I mean. Ladies go on all the more. So then dear papa
kissed me, and told me I must not be imprudent, and throw myself away,
that was all; and I promised him I never would. I said he would be sure
to approve my choice; and he said he hoped so. And so he will.”

Dr. Staines looked thoughtful, and said he hoped so too. “But now
it comes to the point of asking him for such a treasure, I feel my

“Why, what deficiencies? You are young, and handsome, and good, and ever
so much cleverer than other people. You have only to ask for me, and
insist on having me. Come, dear, go and get it over.” She added, mighty
coolly, “There is nothing so DREADFUL as suspense.”

“I’ll go this minute,” said he, and took a step towards the door; but he
turned, and in a moment was at her knees. He took both her hands in his,
and pressed them to his beating bosom, while his beautiful eyes poured
love into hers point-blank. “May I tell him you love me? Oh, I know you
cannot love me as I love you; but I may say you love me a little, may I
not?--that will go farther with him than anything else. May I, Rosa, may
I?--a little?”

His passion mastered her. She dropped her head sweetly on his shoulder,
and murmured, “You know you may, my own. Who would not love you?”

He parted lingeringly from her, then marched away, bold with love and
hope, to demand her hand in marriage.

Rosa leaned back in her chair, and quivered a little with new emotions.
Christopher was right; she was not capable of loving like him; but
still the actual contact of so strong a passion made her woman’s nature
vibrate. A dewy tear hung on the fringes of her long lashes, and she
leaned back in her chair and fluttered awhile.

That emotion, almost new to her, soon yielded, in her girlish mind, to a
complacent languor; and that, in its turn, to a soft reverie. So she was
going to be married! To be mistress of a house; settle in London (THAT
she had quite determined long ago); be able to go out into the streets
all alone, to shop, or visit; have a gentleman all her own, whom she
could put her finger on any moment and make him take her about, even to
the opera and the theatre; to give dinner-parties her own self, and even
a little ball once in a way; to buy whatever dresses she thought proper,
instead of being crippled by an allowance; have the legal right of
speaking first in society, even to gentlemen rich in ideas but bad
starters, instead of sitting mumchance and mock-modest; to be Mistress,
instead of Miss--contemptible title; to be a woman, instead of a girl;
and all this rational liberty, domestic power, and social dignity were
to be obtained by merely wedding a dear fellow, who loved her, and was
so nice; and the bright career to be ushered in with several delights,
each of them dear to a girl’s very soul: presents from all her friends;
as many beautiful new dresses as if she was changing her body or her
hemisphere, instead of her name; eclat; going to church, which is a
good English girl’s theatre of display and temple of vanity, and there
tasting delightful publicity and whispered admiration, in a heavenly
long veil, which she could not wear even once if she remained single.

This bright variegated picture of holy wedlock, and its essential
features, as revealed to young ladies by feminine tradition, though not
enumerated in the Book of Common Prayer writ by grim males, so entranced
her, that time flew by unheeded, and Christopher Staines came back from
her father. His step was heavy; he looked pale, and deeply distressed;
then stood like a statue, and did not come close to her, but cast a
piteous look, and gasped out one word, that seemed almost to choke

Miss Lusignan rose from her chair, and looked almost wildly at him with
her great eyes. “Refused?” said she, faintly.

“Yes,” said he, sadly. “Your father is a man of business; and he took
a mere business view of our love: he asked me directly what provision
I could make for his daughter and her children. Well, I told him I had
three thousand pounds in the Funds, and a good profession; and then I
said I had youth, health, and love, boundless love, the love that can
do, or suffer, the love that can conquer the world.”

“Dear Christopher! And what COULD he say to all that?”

“He ignored it entirely. There! I’ll give you his very words. He said,
‘In that case, Dr. Staines, the simple question is, what does your
profession bring you in per annum?’”

“Oh! There! I always hated arithmetic, and now I abominate it.”

“Then I was obliged to confess I had scarcely received a hundred pounds
in fees this year; but I told him the reason; this is such a small
district, and all the ground occupied. London, I said, was my sphere.”

“And so it is,” said Rosa, eagerly; for this jumped with her own little
designs. “Genius is wasted in the country. Besides, whenever anybody
worth curing is ill down here, they always send to London for a doctor.”

“I told him so, dearest,” said the lover. “But he answered me directly,
then I must set up in London, and as soon as my books showed an income
to keep a wife, and servants, and children, and insure my life for five
thousand pounds”--

“Oh, that is so like papa. He is director of an insurance company, so
all the world must insure their lives.”

“No, dear, he was quite right there: professional incomes are most
precarious. Death spares neither young nor old, neither warm hearts
nor cold. I should be no true physician if I could not see my own
mortality.” He hung his head and pondered a moment, then went on, sadly,
“It all comes to this--until I have a professional income of eight
hundred a year at least, he will not hear of our marrying; and the cruel
thing is, he will not even consent to an engagement. But,” said the
rejected, with a look of sad anxiety, “you will wait for me without
that, dear Rosa?”

She could give him that comfort, and she gave it him with loving
earnestness. “Of course I will; and it shall not be very long. Whilst
you are making your fortune, to please papa, I will keep fretting, and
pouting, and crying, till he sends for you.”

“Bless you, dearest! Stop!--not to make yourself ill! not for all the
world.” The lover and the physician spoke in turn.

He came, all gratitude, to her side, and they sat, hand in hand,
comforting each other: indeed, parting was such sweet sorrow that they
sat, handed, and very close to one another, till Mr. Lusignan, who
thought five minutes quite enough for rational beings to take leave in,
walked into the room and surprised them. At sight of his gray head and
iron-gray eyebrows, Christopher Staines started up and looked confused;
he thought some apology necessary, so he faltered out, “Forgive me, sir;
it is a bitter parting to me, you may be sure.”

Rosa’s bosom heaved at these simple words. She flew to her father,
and cried, “Oh, papa! papa! you were never cruel before;” and hid her
burning face on his shoulder; and then burst out crying, partly for
Christopher, partly because she was now ashamed of herself for having
taken a young man’s part so openly.

Mr. Lusignan looked sadly discomposed at this outburst: she had taken
him by his weak point; he told her so. “Now, Rosa,” said he, rather
peevishly, “you know I hate--noise.”

Rosa had actually forgotten that trait for a single moment; but, being
reminded of it, she reduced her sobs in the prettiest way, not to offend
a tender parent who could not bear noise. Under this homely term, you
must know, he included all scenes, disturbances, rumpuses, passions; and
expected all men, women, and things in Kent Villa to go smoothly--or go

“Come, young people,” said he, “don’t make a disturbance. Where’s the
grievance? Have I said he shall never marry you? Have I forbidden him
to correspond? or even to call, say twice a year. All I say is, no
marriage, nor contract of marriage, until there is an income.” Then he
turned to Christopher. “Now if you can’t make an income without her, how
could you make one with her, weighed down by the load of expenses a wife
entails? I know her better than you do; she is a good girl, but rather
luxurious and self-indulgent. She is not cut out for a poor man’s wife.
And pray don’t go and fancy that nobody loves my child but you. Mine is
not so hot as yours, of course; but believe me, sir, it is less selfish.
You would expose her to poverty and misery; but I say no; it is my duty
to protect her from all chance of them; and, in doing it, I am as much
your friend as hers, if you could but see it. Come, Dr. Staines, be
a man, and see the world as it is. I have told you how to earn my
daughter’s hand and my esteem: you must gain both, or neither.”

Dr. Staines was never quite deaf to reason: he now put his hand to his
brow and said, with a sort of wonder and pitiful dismay, “My love
for Rosa selfish! Sir, your words are bitter and hard.” Then, after a
struggle, and with rare and touching candor, “Ay, but so are bark and
steel; yet they are good medicines.” Then with a great glow in his heart
and tears in his eyes, “My darling shall not be a poor man’s wife,
she who would adorn a coronet, ay, or a crown. Good-by, Rosa, for the
present.” He darted to her, and kissed her hand with all his soul. “Oh,
the sacrifice of leaving you,” he faltered; “the very world is dark
to me without you. Ah, well, I must earn the right to come again.” He
summoned all his manhood, and marched to the door. There he seemed to
turn calmer all of a sudden, and said firmly, yet humbly, “I’ll try and
show you, sir, what love can do.”

“And I’ll show you what love can suffer,” said Rosa, folding her
beautiful arms superbly.

It was not in her to have shot such a bolt, except in imitation; yet how
promptly the mimic thunder came, and how grand the beauty looked, with
her dark brows, and flashing eyes, and folded arms! much grander and
more inspired than poor Staines, who had only furnished the idea.

But between these two figures swelling with emotion, the representative
of common sense, Lusignan pere, stood cool and impassive; he shrugged
his shoulders, and looked on both lovers as a couple of ranting novices
he was saving from each other and almshouses.

For all that, when the lover had torn himself away, papa’s composure was
suddenly disturbed by a misgiving. He stepped hastily to the stairhead,
and gave it vent. “Dr. Staines,” said he, in a loud whisper (Staines was
half way down the stairs: he stopped). “I trust to you as a gentleman,
not to mention this; it will never transpire here. Whatever we do--no


Rosa Lusignan set herself pining as she had promised; and she did it
discreetly for so young a person. She was never peevish, but always sad
and listless. By this means she did not anger her parent, but only made
him feel she was unhappy, and the house she had hitherto brightened
exceeding dismal.

By degrees this noiseless melancholy undermined the old gentleman, and
he well-nigh tottered.

But one day, calling suddenly on a neighbor with six daughters, he heard
peals of laughter, and found Rosa taking her full share of the senseless
mirth. She pulled up short at sight of him, and colored high; but it
was too late, for he launched a knowing look at her on the spot, and
muttered something about seven foolish virgins.

He took the first opportunity, when they were alone, and told her he was
glad to find she was only dismal at home.

But Rosa had prepared for him. “One can be loud without being gay at
heart,” said she, with a lofty, languid air. “I have not forgotten your
last words to HIM. We were to hide our broken hearts from the world. I
try to obey you, dear papa; but, if I had my way, I would never go
into the world at all. I have but one desire now--to end my days in a

“Please begin them first. A convent! Why, you’d turn it out of window.
You are no more fit to be a nun than--a pauper.”

Not having foreseen this facer, Rosa had nothing ready; so she received
it with a sad, submissive, helpless sigh, as who would say, “Hit me,
papa: I have no friend now.” So then he was sorry he had been so clever;
and, indeed, there is one provoking thing about “a woman’s weakness”--it
is invincible.

The next minute, what should come but a long letter from Dr. Staines,
detailing his endeavors to purchase a practice in London, and his
ill-success. The letter spoke the language of love and hope; but the
facts were discouraging; and, indeed, a touching sadness pierced through
the veil of the brave words.

Rosa read it again and again, and cried over it before her father, to
encourage him in his heartless behavior.

About ten days after this, something occurred that altered her mood.

She became grave and thoughtful, but no longer lugubrious. She seemed
desirous to atone to her father for having disturbed his cheerfulness.
She smiled affectionately on him, and often sat on a stool at his knee,
and glided her hand into his.

He was not a little pleased, and said to himself, “She is coming round
to common-sense.”

Now, on the contrary, she was farther from it than ever.

At last he got the clew. One afternoon he met Mr. Wyman coming out of
the villa. Mr. Wyman was the consulting surgeon of that part.

“What! anybody ill?” said Mr. Lusignan. “One of the servants?”

“No; it is Miss Lusignan.”

“Why, what is the matter with her?”

Wyman hesitated. “Oh, nothing very alarming. Would you mind asking her?”


“The fact is, she requested me not to tell you: made me promise.”

“And I insist upon your telling me.”

“And I think you are quite right, sir, as her father. Well, she is
troubled with a little spitting of blood.”

Mr. Lusignan turned pale. “My child! spitting of blood! God forbid!”

“Oh, do not alarm yourself. It is nothing serious.”

“Don’t tell me!” said the father. “It is always serious. And she kept
this from me!”

Masking his agitation for the time, he inquired how often it had
occurred, this grave symptom.

“Three or four times this last month. But I may as well tell you at
once: I have examined her carefully, and I do not think it is from the

“From the throat, then?”

“No; from the liver. Everything points to that organ as the seat
of derangement: not that there is any lesion; only a tendency to
congestion. I am treating her accordingly, and have no doubt of the

“Who is the ablest physician hereabouts?” asked Lusignan, abruptly.

“Dr. Snell, I think.”

“Give me his address.”

“I’ll write to him, if you like, and appoint a consultation.” He added,
with vast but rather sudden alacrity, “It will be a great satisfaction
to my own mind.”

“Then send to him, if you please, and let him be here to-morrow morning;
if not, I shall take her to London for advice at once.”

On this understanding they parted, and Lusignan went at once to his
daughter. “O my child!” said he, deeply distressed, “how could you hide
this from me?”

“Hide what, papa?” said the girl, looking the picture of

“That you have been spitting blood.”

“Who told you that?” said she, sharply.

“Wyman. He is attending you.”

Rosa colored with anger. “Chatterbox! He promised me faithfully not to.”

“But why, in Heaven’s name? What! would you trust this terrible thing to
a stranger, and hide it from your poor father?”

“Yes,” replied Rosa, quietly.

The old man would not scold her now; he only said, sadly, “I see how it
is: because I will not let you marry poverty, you think I do not love
you.” And he sighed.

“O papa! the idea!” said Rosa. “Of course, I know you love me. It was
not that, you dear, darling, foolish papa. There! if you must know, it
was because I did not want you to be distressed. I thought I might get
better with a little physic; and, if not, why, then I thought, ‘Papa is
an old man; la! I dare say I shall last his time;’ and so, why should I
poison your latter days with worrying about ME?”

Mr. Lusignan stared at her, and his lip quivered; but he thought the
trait hardly consistent with her superficial character. He could not
help saying, half sadly, half bitterly, “Well, but of course you have
told Dr. Staines.”

Rosa opened her beautiful eyes, like two suns. “Of course I have done
nothing of the sort. He has enough to trouble him, without that. Poor
fellow! there he is, worrying and striving to make his fortune, and gain
your esteem--‘they go together,’ you know; you told him so.” (Young cats
will scratch when least expected.) “And for me to go and tell him I am
in danger! Why, he would go wild. He would think of nothing but me and
my health. He would never make his fortune: and so then, even when I
am gone, he will never get a wife, because he has only got genius and
goodness and three thousand pounds. No, papa, I have not told poor
Christopher. I may tease those I love. I have been teasing YOU this ever
so long; but frighten them, and make them miserable? No!”

And here, thinking of the anguish that was perhaps in store for those
she loved, she wanted to cry; it almost choked her not to. But she
fought it bravely down: she reserved her tears for lighter occasions and
less noble sentiments.

Her father held out his arms to her. She ran her footstool to him, and
sat nestling to his heart.

“Please forgive me my misconduct. I have not been a dutiful daughter
ever since you--but now I will. Kiss me, my own papa! There! Now we are
as we always were.”

Then she purred to him on every possible topic but the one that now
filled his parental heart, and bade him good-night at last with a
cheerful smile.

Wyman was exact, and ten minutes afterwards Dr. Snell drove up in a
carriage and pair. He was intercepted in the hall by Wyman, and, after a
few minutes’ conversation, presented to Mr. Lusignan.

The father gave vent to his paternal anxiety in a few simple but
touching words, and was proceeding to state the symptoms as he had
gathered them from his daughter; but Dr. Snell interrupted him politely,
and said he had heard the principal symptoms from Mr. Wyman. Then,
turning to the latter, he said, “We had better proceed to examine the

“Certainly,” said Mr. Lusignan. “She is in the drawing-room;” and he led
the way, and was about to enter the room, when Wyman informed him it was
against etiquette for him to be present at the examination.

“Oh, very well!” said he. “Yes, I see the propriety of that. But oblige
me by asking her if she has anything on her mind.”

Dr. Snell bowed a lofty assent; for, to receive a hint from a layman was
to confer a favor on him.

The men of science were closeted full half an hour with the patient. She
was too beautiful to be slurred over, even by a busy doctor: he felt her
pulse, looked at her tongue, and listened attentively to her lungs, to
her heart, and to the organ suspected by Wyman. He left her at last with
a kindly assurance that the case was perfectly curable.

At the door they were met by the anxious father, who came with throbbing
heart, and asked the doctors’ verdict.

He was coolly informed that could not be given until the consultation
had taken place; the result of that consultation would be conveyed to

“And pray, why can’t I be present at the consultation? The grounds on
which two able men agree or disagree must be well worth listening to.”

“No doubt,” said Dr. Snell; “but,” with a superior smile, “my dear sir,
it is not the etiquette.”

“Oh, very well,” said Lusignan. But he muttered, “So, then, a father is

And this unreasonable person retired to his study, miserable, and gave
up the dining-room to the consultation.

They soon rejoined him.

Dr. Snell’s opinion was communicated by Wyman. “I am happy to tell you
that Dr. Snell agrees with me, entirely: the lungs are not affected, and
the liver is congested, but not diseased.”

“Is that so, Dr. Snell?” asked Lusignan, anxiously.

“It is so, sir.” He added, “The treatment has been submitted to me, and
I quite approve it.”

He then asked for a pen and paper, and wrote a prescription. He assured
Mr. Lusignan that the case had no extraordinary feature, whatever; he
was not to alarm himself. Dr. Snell then drove away, leaving the parent
rather puzzled, but, on the whole, much comforted.

And here I must reveal an extraordinary circumstance.

Wyman’s treatment was by drugs.

Dr. Snell’s was by drugs.

Dr. Snell, as you have seen, entirely approved Wyman’s treatment.

His own had nothing in common with it. The Arctic and Antarctic poles
are not farther apart than was his prescription from the prescription he
thoroughly approved.

Amiable science! In which complete diversity of practice did not
interfere with perfect uniformity of opinion.

All this was kept from Dr. Staines, and he was entirely occupied in
trying to get a position that might lead to fortune, and satisfy Mr.
Lusignan. He called on every friend he had, to inquire where there was
an opening. He walked miles and miles in the best quarters of London,
looking for an opening; he let it be known in many quarters that he
would give a good premium to any physician who was about to retire, and
would introduce him to his patients.

No: he could hear of nothing.

Then, after a great struggle with himself, he called upon his uncle,
Philip Staines, a retired M.D., to see if he would do anything for him.
He left this to the last, for a very good reason: Dr. Philip was an
irritable old bachelor, who had assisted most of his married relatives;
but, finding no bottom to the well, had turned rusty and crusty, and now
was apt to administer kicks instead of checks to all who were near and
dear to him. However, Christopher was the old gentleman’s favorite, and
was now desperate; so he mustered courage, and went. He was graciously
received--warmly, indeed. This gave him great hopes, and he told his

The old bachelor sided with Mr. Lusignan. “What!” said he, “do you
want to marry, and propagate pauperism? I thought you had more sense.
Confound it all I had just one nephew whose knock at my street-door did
not make me tremble; he was a bachelor and a thinker, and came for a
friendly chat; the rest are married men, highwaymen, who come to say,
‘Stand and deliver;’ and now even you want to join the giddy throng.
Well, don’t ask me to have any hand in it. You are a man of promise; and
you might as well hang a millstone round your neck as a wife. Marriage
is a greater mistake than ever now; the women dress more and manage
worse. I met your cousin Jack the other day, and his wife with seventy
pounds on her back; and next door to paupers. No; whilst you are a
bachelor, like me, you are my favorite, and down in my will for a lump.
Once marry, and you join the noble army of foot-pads, leeches, vultures,
paupers, gone coons, and babblers about brats--and I disown you.”

There was no hope from old Crusty. Christopher left him, snubbed and
heart-sick. At last he met a sensible man, who made him see there was
no short cut in that profession. He must be content to play the up-hill
game; must settle in some good neighborhood; marry, if possible, since
husbands and fathers of families prefer married physicians; and so be
poor at thirty, comfortable at forty, and rich at fifty--perhaps.

Then Christopher came down to his lodgings at Gravesend, and was very
unhappy; and after some days of misery, he wrote a letter to Rosa in a
moment of impatience, despondency, and passion.

Rosa Lusignan got worse and worse. The slight but frequent hemorrhage
was a drain upon her system, and weakened her visibly. She began to lose
her rich complexion, and sometimes looked almost sallow; and a slight
circle showed itself under her eyes. These symptoms were unfavorable;
nevertheless, Dr. Snell and Mr. Wyman accepted them cheerfully, as fresh
indications that nothing was affected but the liver; they multiplied and
varied their prescriptions; the malady ignored those prescriptions, and
went steadily on. Mr. Lusignan was terrified but helpless. Rosa resigned
and reticent.

But it was not in human nature that a girl of this age could always and
at all hours be mistress of herself. One evening in particular she stood
before the glass in the drawing-room, and looked at herself a long
time with horror. “Is that Rosa Lusignan?” said she, aloud; “it is her

A deep groan startled her. She turned; it was her father. She thought he
was fast asleep; and so indeed he had been; but he was just awaking, and
heard his daughter utter her real mind. It was a thunder-clap. “Oh, my
child! what shall I do?” he cried.

Then Rosa was taken by surprise in her turn. She spoke out. “Send for
a great physician, papa. Don’t let us deceive ourselves; it is our only

“I will ask Mr. Wyman to get a physician down from London.”

“No, no; that is no use; they will put their heads together, and he will
say whatever Mr. Wyman tells him. La! papa, a clever man like you, not
to see what a cheat that consultation was. Why, from what you told me,
one can see it was managed so that Dr. Snell could not possibly have an
opinion of his own. No; no more echoes of Mr. Chatterbox. If you really
want to cure me, send for Christopher Staines.”

“Dr. Staines! he is very young.”

“But he is very clever, and he is not an echo. He won’t care how many
doctors he contradicts when I am in danger. Papa, it is your child’s one

“I’ll try it,” said the old man, eagerly. “How confident you look! your
color has come back. It is an inspiration. Where is he?”

“I think by this time he must be at his lodgings in Gravesend. Send to
him to-morrow morning.”

“Not I! I’ll go to him to-night. It is only a mile, and a fine clear

“My own, good, kind papa! Ah! well, come what may, I have lived long
enough to be loved. Yes, dear papa, save me. I am very young to die; and
he loves me so dearly.”

The old man bustled away to put on something warmer for his night walk,
and Rosa leaned back, and the tears welled out of her eyes, now he was

Before she had recovered her composure, a letter was brought her, and
this was the letter from Christopher Staines, alluded to already.

She took it from the servant with averted head, not wishing it to be
seen she had been crying, and she started at the handwriting; it seemed
such a coincidence that it should come just as she was sending for him.

MY OWN BELOVED ROSA,--I now write to tell you, with a heavy heart, that
all is vain. I cannot make, nor purchase, a connection, except as others
do, by time and patience. Being a bachelor is quite against a young
physician. If I had a wife, and such a wife as you, I should be sure
to get on; you would increase my connection very soon. What, then,
lies before us? I see but two things--to wait till we are old, and our
pockets are filled, but our hearts chilled or soured; or else to marry
at once, and climb the hill together. If you love me as I love you, you
will be saving till the battle is over; and I feel I could find energy
and fortitude for both. Your father, who thinks so much of wealth, can
surely settle something on YOU; and I am not too poor to furnish a house
and start fair. I am not quite obscure--my lectures have given me a
name--and to you, my own love, I hope I may say that I know more than
many of my elders, thanks to good schools, good method, a genuine love
of my noble profession, and a tendency to study from my childhood. Will
you not risk something on my ability? If not, God help me, for I shall
lose you; and what is life, or fame, or wealth, or any mortal thing to
me, without you? I cannot accept your father’s decision; YOU must decide
my fate.

You see I have kept away from you until I can do so no more. All this
time the world to me has seemed to want the sun, and my heart pines and
sickens for one sight of you.

Darling Rosa, pray let me look at your face once more.

When this reaches you I shall be at your gate. Let me see you, though
but for a moment, and let me hear my fate from no lips but yours.--My
own love, your heart-broken lover,


This letter stunned her at first. Her mind of late had been turned away
from love to such stern realities. Now she began to be sorry she had not
told him. “Poor thing!” she said to herself, “he little knows that now
all is changed. Papa, I sometimes think, would deny me nothing now; it
is I who would not marry him--to be buried by him in a month or two.
Poor Christopher!”

The next moment she started up in dismay. Why, her father would miss
him. No; perhaps catch him waiting for her. What would he think? What
would Christopher think?--that she had shown her papa his letter.

She rang the bell hard. The footman came.

“Send Harriet to me this instant. Oh, and ask papa to come to me.”

Then she sat down and dashed off a line to Christopher. This was for
Harriet to take out to him. Anything better than for Christopher to be
caught doing what was wrong.

The footman came back first. “If you please, miss, master has gone out.”

“Run after him--the road to Gravesend.”

“Yes, miss.”

“No. It is no use. Never mind.”

“Yes, miss.”

Then Harriet came in. “Did you want me, miss?”

“Yes. No--never mind now.”

She was afraid to do anything for fear of making matters worse. She went
to the window, and stood looking anxiously out, with her hands working.
Presently she uttered a little scream and shrank away to the sofa. She
sank down on it, half sitting, half lying, hid her face in her hands,
and waited.

Staines, with a lover’s impatience, had been more than an hour at the
gate, or walking up and down close by it, his heart now burning with
hope, now freezing with fear, that she would decline a meeting on these

At last the postman came, and then he saw he was too soon; but now in
a few minutes Rosa would have his letter, and then he should soon know
whether she would come or not. He looked up at the drawing-room windows.
They were full of light. She was there in all probability. Yet she did
not come to them. But why should she, if she was coming out?

He walked up and down the road. She did not come. His heart began to
sicken with doubt. His head drooped; and perhaps it was owing to this
that he almost ran against a gentleman who was coming the other way. The
moon shone bright on both faces.

“Dr. Staines!” said Mr. Lusignan surprised. Christopher uttered an
ejaculation more eloquent than words.

They stared at each other.

“You were coming to call on us?”

“N--no,” stammered Christopher.

Lusignan thought that odd; however, he said politely, “No matter, it is
fortunate. Would you mind coming in?”

“No,” faltered Christopher, and stared at him ruefully, puzzled more and
more, but beginning to think, after all, it might be a casual meeting.

They entered the gate, and in one moment he saw Rosa at the window, and
she saw him.

Then he altered his opinion again. Rosa had sent her father out to him.
But how was this? The old man did not seem angry. Christopher’s heart
gave a leap inside him, and he began to glow with the wildest hopes.
For, what could this mean but relenting?

Mr. Lusignan took him first into the study, and lighted two candles
himself. He did not want the servants prying.

The lights showed Christopher a change in Mr. Lusignan. He looked ten
years older.

“You are not well, sir,” said Christopher gently.

“My health is well enough, but I am a broken-hearted man. Dr. Staines,
forget all that passed here at your last visit. All that is over. Thank
you for loving my poor girl as you do; give me your hand; God bless you.
Sir, I am sorry to say it is as a physician I invite you now. She is
ill, sir, very, very ill.”

“Ill! and not tell me!”

“She kept it from you, my poor friend, not to distress you; and she
tried to keep it from me, but how could she? For two months she has
had some terrible complaint--it is destroying her. She is the ghost of
herself. Oh, my poor child! my child!”

The old man sobbed aloud. The young man stood trembling, and ashy pale.
Still, the habits of his profession, and the experience of dangers
overcome, together with a certain sense of power, kept him up; but,
above all, love and duty said, “Be firm.” He asked for an outline of the

They alarmed him greatly.

“Let us lose no more time,” said he. “I will see her at once.”

“Do you object to my being present?”

“Of course not.”

“Shall I tell you what Dr. Snell says it is, and Mr. Wyman?”

“By all means--after I have seen her.”

This comforted Mr. Lusignan. He was to get an independent judgment, at
all events.

When they reached the top of the stairs, Dr. Staines paused and leaned
against the baluster. “Give me a moment,” said he. “The patient must not
know how my heart is beating, and she must see nothing in my face but
what I choose her to see. Give me your hand once more, sir; let us both
control ourselves. Now announce me.”

Mr. Lusignan opened the door, and said, with forced cheerfulness, “Dr.
Staines, my dear, come to give you the benefit of his skill.”

She lay on the sofa, just as we left her. Only her bosom began to heave.

Then Christopher Staines drew himself up, and the majesty of knowledge
and love together seemed to dilate his noble frame. He fixed his eye on
that reclining, panting figure, and stepped lightly but firmly across
the room to know the worst, like a lion walking up to levelled lances.


The young physician walked steadily up to his patient without taking his
eye off her, and drew a chair to her side.

Then she took down one hand--the left--and gave it him, averting her
face tenderly, and still covering it with her right; “For,” said she to
herself, “I am such a fright now.” This opportune reflection, and her
heaving bosom, proved that she at least felt herself something more
than his patient. Her pretty consciousness made his task more difficult;
nevertheless, he only allowed himself to press her hand tenderly with
both his palms one moment, and then he entered on his functions bravely.
“I am here as your physician.”

“Very well,” said she softly.

He gently detained the hand, and put his finger lightly to her pulse; it
was palpitating, and a fallacious test. Oh, how that beating pulse, by
love’s electric current, set his own heart throbbing in a moment!

He put her hand gently, reluctantly down, and said, “Oblige me by
turning this way.” She turned, and he winced internally at the change in
her; but his face betrayed nothing. He looked at her full; and, after
a pause, put her some questions: one was as to the color of the
hemorrhage. She said it was bright red.

“Not a tinge of purple?”

“No,” said she hopefully, mistaking him.

He suppressed a sigh.

Then he listened at her shoulder-blade and at her chest, and made her
draw her breath while he was listening. The acts were simple, and usual
in medicine, but there was a deep, patient, silent intensity about his
way of doing them.

Mr. Lusignan crept nearer, and stood with both hands on a table, and his
old head bowed, awaiting yet dreading the verdict.

Up to this time, Dr. Staines, instead of tapping and squeezing, and
pulling the patient about, had never touched her with his hand, and only
grazed her with his ear; but now he said “Allow me,” and put both hands
to her waist, more lightly and reverently than I can describe; “Now draw
a deep breath, if you please.”


“If you could draw a deeper still,” said he, insinuatingly.

“There, then!” said she, a little pettishly.

Dr. Staines’s eye kindled.

“Hum!” said he. Then, after a considerable pause, “Are you better or
worse after each hemorrhage?”

“La!” said Rosa; “they never asked me that. Why, better.”

“No faintness?”

“Not a bit.”

“Rather a sense of relief, perhaps?”

“Yes; I feel lighter and better.”

The examination was concluded.

Dr. Staines looked at Rosa, and then at her father. The agony in that
aged face, and the love that agony implied, won him, and it was to the
parent he turned to give his verdict.

“The hemorrhage is from the lungs”--

Lusignan interrupted him: “From the lungs!” cried he, in dismay.

“Yes; a slight congestion of the lungs.”

“But not incurable! Oh, not incurable, doctor!”

“Heaven forbid! It is curable--easily--by removing the cause.”

“And what is the cause?”

“The cause?”--he hesitated, and looked rather uneasy.--“Well, the cause,
sir, is--tight stays.”

The tranquillity of the meeting was instantly disturbed. “Tight stays!
Me!” cried Rosa. “Why, I am the loosest girl in England. Look, papa!”
 And, without any apparent effort, she drew herself in, and poked her
little fist between her sash and her gown. “There!”

Dr. Staines smiled sadly and a little sarcastically: he was evidently
shy of encountering the lady in this argument; but he was more at his
ease with her father; so he turned towards him and lectured him freely.

“That is wonderful, sir; and the first four or five female patients
that favored me with it, made me disbelieve my other senses; but Miss
Lusignan is now about the thirtieth who has shown me that marvellous
feat, with a calm countenance that belies the herculean effort. Nature
has her every-day miracles: a boa-constrictor, diameter seventeen
inches, can swallow a buffalo; a woman, with her stays bisecting her
almost, and lacerating her skin, can yet for one moment make herself
seem slack, to deceive a juvenile physician. The snake is the miracle of
expansion; the woman is the prodigy of contraction.”

“Highly grateful for the comparison!” cried Rosa. “Women and snakes!”

Dr. Staines blushed and looked uncomfortable. “I did not mean to be
offensive; it certainly was a very clumsy comparison.”

“What does that matter?” said Mr. Lusignan, impatiently. “Be quiet,
Rosa, and let Dr. Staines and me talk sense.”

“Oh, then I am nobody in the business!” said this wise young lady.

“You are everybody,” said Staines, soothingly. “But,” suggested he,
obsequiously, “if you don’t mind, I would rather explain my views to
your father--on this one subject.”

“And a pretty subject it is!”

Dr. Staines then invited Mr. Lusignan to his lodgings, and promised to
explain the matter anatomically. “Meantime,” said he, “would you be good
enough to put your hands to my waist, as I did to the patient’s.”

Mr. Lusignan complied; and the patient began to titter directly, to put
them out of countenance.

“Please observe what takes place when I draw a full breath.

“Now apply the same test to the patient. Breathe your best, please, Miss

The patient put on a face full of saucy mutiny.

“To oblige us both.”

“Oh, how tiresome!”

“I am aware it is rather laborious,” said Staines, a little dryly; “but
to oblige your father!”

“Oh, anything to oblige papa,” said she, spitefully. “There! And I do
hope it will be the last--la! no; I don’t hope that, neither.”

Dr. Staines politely ignored her little attempts to interrupt the
argument. “You found, sir, that the muscles of my waist, and my
intercostal ribs themselves, rose and fell with each inhalation and
exhalation of air by the lungs.”

“I did; but my daughter’s waist was like dead wood, and so were her
lower ribs.”

At this volunteer statement, Rosa colored to her temples. “Thanks, papa!
Pack me off to London, and sell me for a big doll!”

“In other words,” said the lecturer, mild and pertinacious, “with us the
lungs have room to blow, and the whole bony frame expands elastic
with them, like the woodwork of a blacksmith’s bellows; but with this
patient, and many of her sex, that noble and divinely framed bellows is
crippled and confined by a powerful machine of human construction; so it
works lamely and feebly: consequently too little air, and of course too
little oxygen, passes through that spongy organ whose very life is air.
Now mark the special result in this case: being otherwise healthy and
vigorous, our patient’s system sends into the lungs more blood than that
one crippled organ can deal with; a small quantity becomes extravasated
at odd times; it accumulates, and would become dangerous; then Nature,
strengthened by sleep, and by some hours’ relief from the diabolical
engine, makes an effort and flings it off: that is why the hemorrhage
comes in the morning, and why she is the better for it, feeling neither
faint nor sick, but relieved of a weight. This, sir, is the rationale of
the complaint; and it is to you I must look for the cure. To judge from
my other female patients, and from the few words Miss Lusignan has let
fall, I fear we must not count on any very hearty co-operation from her:
but you are her father, and have great authority; I conjure you to use
it to the full, as you once used it--to my sorrow--in this very room.
I am forgetting my character. I was asked here only as her physician.

He gave a little gulp, and hurried away, with an abruptness that touched
the father and offended the sapient daughter.

However, Mr. Lusignan followed him, and stopped him before he left the
house, and thanked him warmly; and to his surprise, begged him to call
again in a day or two.

“Well, Rosa, what do you say?”

“I say that I am very unfortunate in my doctors. Mr. Wyman is a
chatterbox and knows nothing. Dr. Snell is Mr. Wyman’s echo. Christopher
is a genius, and they are always full of crotchets. A pretty doctor!
Gone away, and not prescribed for me!”

Mr. Lusignan admitted it was odd. “But, after all,” said he, “if
medicine does you no good?”

“Ah! but any medicine HE had prescribed would have done me good, and
that makes it all the unkinder.”

“If you think so highly of his skill, why not take his advice? It can do
no harm.”

“No harm? Why, if I was to leave them off I should catch a dreadful
cold; and that would be sure to settle on my chest, and carry me off,
in my present delicate state. Besides, it is so unfeminine not to wear

This staggered Mr. Lusignan, and he was afraid to press the point; but
what Staines had said fermented in his mind.

Dr. Snell and Mr. Wyman continued their visits and their prescriptions.

The patient got a little worse.

Mr. Lusignan hoped Christopher would call again, but he did not.

When Dr. Staines had satisfied himself that the disorder was easily
curable, then wounded pride found an entrance even into his loving
heart. That two strangers should have been consulted before him! He was
only sent for because they could not cure her.

As he seemed in no hurry to repeat his visit, Mr. Lusignan called on
him, and said, politely, he had hoped to receive another call ere this.
“Personally,” said he, “I was much struck with your observations; but my
daughter is afraid she will catch cold if she leaves off her corset, and
that, you know, might be very serious.”

Dr. Staines groaned, and, when he had groaned, he lectured. “Female
patients are wonderfully monotonous in this matter; they have a
programme of evasions; and whether the patient is a lady or a housemaid,
she seldom varies from that programme. You find her breathing life’s air
with half a bellows, and you tell her so. ‘Oh, no,’ says she; and does
the gigantic feat of contraction we witnessed that evening at your
house. But, on inquiry, you learn there is a raw red line ploughed
in her flesh by the cruel stays. ‘What is that?’ you ask, and flatter
yourself you have pinned her. Not a bit. ‘That was the last pair. I
changed them, because they hurt me.’ Driven out of that by proofs of
recent laceration, they say, ‘If I leave them off I should catch my
death of cold,’ which is equivalent to saying there is no flannel in the
shops, no common sense nor needles at home.”

He then laid before him some large French plates, showing the organs
of the human trunk, and bade him observe in how small a space, and with
what skill, the Creator has packed so many large yet delicate organs,
so that they should be free and secure from friction, though so close to
each other. He showed him the liver, an organ weighing four pounds, and
of large circumference; the lungs, a very large organ, suspended in the
chest and impatient of pressure; the heart, the stomach, the spleen, all
of them too closely and artfully packed to bear any further compression.

Having thus taken him by the eye, he took him by the mind.

“Is it a small thing for the creature to say to her Creator, ‘I can pack
all this egg-china better than you can,’ and thereupon to jam all
those vital organs close, by a powerful, a very powerful and ingenious
machine? Is it a small thing for that sex, which, for good reasons, the
Omniscient has made larger in the waist than the male, to say to her
Creator, ‘You don’t know your business; women ought to be smaller in the
waist than men, and shall be throughout the civilized world’?”

In short, he delivered so many true and pointed things on this trite
subject, that the old gentleman was convinced, and begged him to come
over that very evening and convince Rosa.

Dr. Staines shook his head dolefully, and all his fire died out of him
at having to face the fair. “Reason will be wasted. Authority is the
only weapon. My profession and my reading have both taught me that
the whole character of her sex undergoes a change the moment a man
interferes with their dress. From Chaucer’s day to our own, neither
public satire nor private remonstrance has ever shaken any of their
monstrous fashions. Easy, obliging, pliable, and weaker of will than men
in other things, do but touch their dress, however objectionable, and
rock is not harder, iron is not more stubborn, than these soft and
yielding creatures. It is no earthly use my coming--I’ll come.”

He came that very evening, and saw directly she was worse. “Of course,”
 said he, sadly, “you have not taken my advice.”

Rosa replied with a toss and an evasion, “I was not worth a

“A physician can prescribe without sending his patient to the druggist;
and when he does, then it is his words are gold.”

Rosa shook her head with an air of lofty incredulity.

He looked ruefully at Mr. Lusignan and was silent. Rosa smiled
sarcastically; she thought he was at his wit’s end.

Not quite: he was cudgelling his brains in search of some horribly
unscientific argument, that might prevail; for he felt science would
fall dead upon so fair an antagonist. At last his eye kindled; he had
hit on an argument unscientific enough for anybody, he thought. Said he,
ingratiatingly, “You believe the Old Testament?”

“Of course I do, every syllable.”

“And the lessons it teaches?”


“Then let me tell you a story from that book. A Syrian general had a
terrible disease. He consulted Elisha by deputy. Elisha said, ‘Bathe
seven times in a certain river, Jordan, and you will get well.’ The
general did not like this at all; he wanted a prescription; wanted to
go to the druggist; didn’t believe in hydropathy to begin, and, in any
case, turned up his nose at Jordan. What! bathe in an Israelitish
brook, when his own country boasted noble rivers, with a reputation for
sanctity into the bargain? In short, he preferred his leprosy to such
irregular medicine. But it happened, by some immense fortuity, that
one of his servants, though an Oriental, was a friend, instead of a
flatterer; and this sensible fellow said, ‘If the prophet told you to do
some great and difficult thing, to get rid of this fearful malady, would
not you do it, however distasteful? and can you hesitate when he merely
says, Wash in the Jordan, and be healed?’ The general listened to
good sense, and cured himself. Your case is parallel. You would take
quantities of foul medicine; you would submit to some painful operation,
if life and health depended on it; then why not do a small thing for
a great result? You have only to take off an unnatural machine which
cripples your growing frame, and was unknown to every one of the
women whose forms in Parian marble the world admires. Off with that
monstrosity, and your cure is as certain as the Syrian general’s; though
science, and not inspiration, dictates the easy remedy.”

Rosa had listened impatiently, and now replied with some warmth, “This
is shockingly profane. The idea of comparing yourself to Elisha, and me
to a horrid leper! Much obliged! Not that I know what a leper is.”

“Come, come! that is not fair,” said Mr. Lusignan. “He only compared the
situation, not the people.”

“But, papa, the Bible is not to be dragged into the common affairs of

“Then what on earth is the use of it?”

“Oh, papa! Well, it is not Sunday, but I have had a sermon. This is the
clergyman, and you are the commentator--he! he! And so now let us go
back from divinity to medicine. I repeat” (this was the first time she
had said it) “that my other doctors give me real prescriptions, written
in hieroglyphics. You can’t look at them without feeling there MUST be
something in them.”

An angry spot rose on Christopher’s cheek, but he only said, “And are
your other doctors satisfied with the progress your disorder is making
under their superintendence?”

“Perfectly! Papa, tell him what they say, and I’ll find him their
prescriptions.” She went to a drawer, and rummaged, affecting not to

Lusignan complied. “First of all, sir, I must tell you they are
confident it is not the lungs, but the liver.”

“The what!” shouted Christopher.

“Ah!” screamed Rosa. “Oh, don’t!--bawling!”

“And don’t you screech,” said her father, with a look of misery and
apprehension impartially distributed on the resounding pair.

“You must have misunderstood them,” murmured Staines, in a voice that
was now barely audible a yard off. “The hemorrhage of a bright red
color, and expelled without effort or nausea?”

“From the liver--they have assured me again and again,” said Lusignan.

Christopher’s face still wore a look of blank amazement, till Rosa
herself confirmed it positively.

Then he cast a look of agony upon her, and started up in a passion,
forgetting once more that his host abhorred the sonorous. “Oh, shame!
shame!” he cried, “that the noble profession of medicine should be
disgraced by ignorance such as this.” Then he said, sternly, “Sir, do
not mistake my motives; but I decline to have anything further to do
with this case, until those two gentlemen have been relieved of it; and,
as this is very harsh, and on my part unprecedented, I will give you
one reason out of many I COULD give you. Sir, there is no road from the
liver to the throat by which blood can travel in this way, defying
the laws of gravity; and they knew, from the patient, that no strong
expellent force has ever been in operation. Their diagnosis, therefore,
implies agnosis, or ignorance too great to be forgiven. I will not share
my patient with two gentlemen who know so little of medicine, and know
nothing of anatomy, which is the A B C of medicine. Can I see their

These were handed to him. “Good heavens!” said he, “have you taken all

“Most of them.”

“Why, then you have drunk about two gallons of unwholesome liquids,
and eaten a pound or two of unwholesome solids. These medicines have
co-operated with the malady. The disorder lies, not in the hemorrhage,
but in the precedent extravasation that is a drain on the system; and
how is the loss to be supplied? Why, by taking a little more nourishment
than before; there is no other way; and probably Nature, left to
herself, might have increased your appetite to meet the occasion. But
those two worthies have struck that weapon out of Nature’s hand; they
have peppered away at the poor ill-used stomach with drugs and draughts,
not very deleterious I grant you, but all more or less indigestible, and
all tending, not to whet the appetite, but to clog the stomach, or turn
the stomach, or pester the stomach, and so impair the appetite, and so
co-operate, indirectly, with the malady.”

“This is good sense,” said Lusignan. “I declare, I--I wish I knew how to
get rid of them.”

“Oh, I’ll do that, papa.”

“No, no; it is not worth a rumpus.”

“I’ll do it too politely for that. Christopher, you are very
clever--TERRIBLY clever. Whenever I threw their medicines away, I was
always a little better that day. I will sacrifice them to you. It IS
a sacrifice. They are both so kind and chatty, and don’t grudge me
hieroglyphics; now you do.”

She sat down and wrote two sweet letters to Dr. Snell and Mr. Wyman,
thanking them for the great attention they had paid her; but finding
herself getting steadily worse, in spite of all they had done for her,
she proposed to discontinue her medicines for a time, and try change of

“And suppose they call to see whether you are changing the air?”

“In that case, papa--‘not at home.’”

The notes were addressed and despatched.

Then Dr. Staines brightened up, and said to Lusignan, “I am now happy to
tell you that I have overrated the malady. The sad change I see in Miss
Lusignan is partly due to the great bulk of unwholesome esculents
she has been eating and drinking under the head of medicines. These
discontinued, she might linger on for years, existing, though not
living--the tight-laced cannot be said to live. But if she would be
healthy and happy, let her throw that diabolical machine into the
fire. It is no use asking her to loosen it; she can’t. Once there, the
temptation is too strong. Off with it, and, take my word, you will be
one of the healthiest and most vigorous young ladies in Europe.”

Rosa looked rueful, and almost sullen. She said she had parted with her
doctors for him, but she really could not go about without stays. “They
are as loose as they can be. See!”

“That part of the programme is disposed of,” said Christopher. “Please
go on to No. 2. How about the raw red line where the loose machine has
sawed you?”

“What red line? No such thing! Somebody or other has been peeping in at
my window. I’ll have the ivy cut down to-morrow.”

“Simpleton!” said Mr. Lusignan, angrily. “You have let the cat out of
the bag. There is such a mark, then, and this extraordinary young man
has discerned it with the eye of science.”

“He never discerned it at all,” said Rosa, red as fire; “and, what is
more, he never will.”

“I don’t want to. I should be very sorry to. I hope it will be gone in a

“I wish YOU were gone now--exposing me in this cruel way,” said Rosa,
angry with herself for having said an idiotic thing, and furious with
him for having made her say it.

“Oh, Rosa!” said Christopher, in a voice of tenderest reproach.

But Mr. Lusignan interfered promptly. “Rosa, no noise. I will not have
you snapping at your best friend and mine. If you are excited, you had
better retire to your own room and compose yourself. I hate a clamor.”

Rosa made a wry face at this rebuke, and then began to cry quietly.

Every tear was like a drop of blood from Christopher’s heart. “Pray
don’t scold her, sir,” said he, ready to snivel himself. “She meant
nothing unkind: it is only her pretty sprightly way; and she did not
really imagine a love so reverent as mine”--

“Don’t YOU interfere between my father and me,” said this reasonable
young lady, now in an ungovernable state of feminine irritability.

“No, Rosa,” said Christopher, humbly. “Mr. Lusignan,” said he, “I hope
you will tell her that, from the very first, I was unwilling to enter on
this subject with HER. Neither she nor I can forget my double character.
I have not said half as much to her as I ought, being her physician; and
yet you see I have said more than she can bear from me, who, she knows,
love her and revere her. Then, once for all, do pray let me put this
delicate matter into your hands: it is a case for parental authority.”

“Unfatherly tyranny, that means,” said Rosa. “What business have
gentlemen interfering in such things? It is unheard of. I will not
submit to it, even from papa.”

“Well, you need not scream at me,” said Mr. Lusignan; and he shrugged
his shoulders to Staines. “She is impracticable, you see. If I do my
duty, there will be a disturbance.”

Now this roused the bile of Dr. Staines. “What, sir!” said he, “you
could separate her and me by your authority, here in this very room; and
yet, when her life is at stake, you abdicate! You could part her from a
man who loved her with every drop of his heart,--and she said she loved
him, or, at all events, preferred him to others,--and you cannot part
her from a miserable corset, although you see in her poor wasted face
that it is carrying her to the churchyard. In that case, sir, there is
but one thing for you to do,--withdraw your opposition and let me
marry her. As her lover I am powerless; but invest me with a husband’s
authority, and you will soon see the roses return to her cheek, and
her elastic figure expanding, and her eye beaming with health and the
happiness that comes of perfect health.”

Mr. Lusignan made an answer neither of his hearers expected. He said,
“I have a great mind to take you at your word. I am too old and fond of
quiet to drive a Simpleton in single harness.”

This contemptuous speech, and, above all, the word Simpleton, which had
been applied to her pretty freely by young ladies at school, and always
galled her terribly, inflicted so intolerable a wound on Rosa’s vanity,
that she was ready to burst: on that, of course, her stays contributed
their mite of physical uneasiness. Thus irritated mind and body, she
burned to strike in return; and as she could not slap her father in the
presence of another, she gave it Christopher back-handed.

“You can turn me out of doors,” said she, “if you are tired of your
daughter, but I am not such a SIMPLETON as to marry a tyrant. No; he has
shown the cloven foot in time. A husband’s AUTHORITY, indeed!” Then she
turned her hand, and gave it him direct. “You told me a different
story when you were paying your court to me; then you were to be my
servant,--all hypocritical sweetness. You had better go and marry a
Circassian slave. They don’t wear stays, and they do wear trousers; so
she will be unfeminine enough, even for you. No English lady would
let her husband dictate to her about such a thing. I can have as many
husbands as I like, without falling into the clutches of a tyrant. You
are a rude, indelicate--And so please understand it is all over between
you and me.”

Both her auditors stood aghast, for she uttered this conclusion with a
dignity of which the opening gave no promise, and the occasion, weighed
in masculine balances, was not worthy.

“You do not mean that. You cannot mean it,” said Dr. Staines, aghast.

“I do mean it,” said she, firmly; “and, if you are a gentleman, you will
not compel me to say it twice--three times, I mean.”

At this dagger-stroke Christopher turned very pale, but he maintained
his dignity. “I am a gentleman,” said he, quietly, “and a very
unfortunate one. Good-by, sir; thank you kindly. Good-by, Rosa; God
bless you! Oh, pray take a thought! Remember, your life and death are in
your own hand now. I am powerless.”

And he left the house in sorrow, and just, but not pettish, indignation.

When he was gone, father and daughter looked at each other, and there
was the silence that succeeds a storm.

Rosa, feeling the most uneasy, was the first to express her
satisfaction. “There, HE is gone, and I am glad of it. Now you and I
shall never quarrel again. I was quite right. Such impertinence! Such
indelicacy! A fine prospect for me if I had married such a man! However,
he is gone, and so there’s an end of it. The idea! telling a young lady,
before her father, she is tight-laced! If you had not been there I could
have forgiven him. But I am not; it is a story. Now,” suddenly exalting
her voice, “I know you believe him.”

“I say nothing,” whispered papa, hoping to still her by example. This
ruse did not succeed.

“But you look volumes,” cried she: “and I can’t bear it. I won’t bear
it. If you don’t believe ME, ask my MAID.” And with this felicitous
speech, she rang the bell.

“You’ll break the wire if you don’t mind,” suggested her father,

“All the better! Why should not wires be broken as well as my heart? Oh,
here she is! Now, Harriet, come here.”

“Yes, miss.”

“And tell the truth. AM I tight-laced?”

Harriet looked in her face a moment to see what was required of her, and
then said, “That you are not, miss. I never dressed a young lady as wore
‘em easier than you do.”

“There, papa! That will do, Harriet.”

Harriet retired as far as the keyhole; she saw something was up.

“Now,” said Rosa, “you see I was right; and, after all, it was a match
you did not approve. Well, it is all over, and now you may write to your
favorite, Colonel Bright. If he comes here, I’ll box his old ears. I
hate him. I hate them all. Forgive your wayward girl. I’ll stay with
you all my days. I dare say that will not be long, now I have quarrelled
with my guardian angel; and all for what? Papa! papa! how CAN you sit
there and not speak me one word of comfort? ‘SIMPLETON?’ Ah! that I am
to throw away a love a queen is scarcely worthy of; and all for what?
Really, if it wasn’t for the ingratitude and wickedness of the thing, it
is too laughable. Ha! ha!--oh! oh! oh!--ha! ha! ha!”

And off she went into hysterics, and began to gulp and choke

Her father cried for help in dismay. In ran Harriet, saw, and screamed,
but did not lose her head; this veracious person whipped a pair of
scissors off the table, and cut the young lady’s stay-laces directly.
Then there was a burst of imprisoned beauty; a deep, deep sigh of relief
came from a bosom that would have done honor to Diana; and the scene
soon concluded with fits of harmless weeping, renewed at intervals.

When it had settled down to this, her father, to soothe her, said he
would write to Dr. Staines, and bring about a reconciliation, if she

“No,” said she, “you shall kill me sooner. I should die of shame.”

She added, “Oh, pray, from this hour, never mention his name to me.”

And then she had another cry.

Mr. Lusignan was a sensible man: he dropped the subject for the present;
but he made up his mind to one thing--that he would never part with Dr.
Staines as a physician.

Next day Rosa kept her own room until dinner-time, and was as unhappy
as she deserved to be. She spent her time in sewing on stiff flannel
linings and crying. She half hoped Christopher would write to her, so
that she might write back that she forgave him. But not a line.

At half-past six her volatile mind took a turn, real or affected. She
would cry no more for an ungrateful fellow,--ungrateful for not seeing
through the stone walls how she had been employed all the morning; and
making it up. So she bathed her red eyes, made a great alteration in her
dress, and came dancing into the room humming an Italian ditty.

As they were sitting together in the dining-room after dinner, two
letters came by the same post to Mr. Lusignan from Mr. Wyman and Dr.

Mr. Wyman’s letter:--

DEAR SIR,--I am sorry to hear from Miss Lusignan that she intends to
discontinue medical advice. The disorder was progressing favorably, and
nothing to be feared, under proper treatment.

Yours, etc.

Dr. Snell’s letter:--

DEAR SIR,--Miss Lusignan has written to me somewhat impatiently and
seems disposed to dispense with my visits. I do not, however, think it
right to withdraw without telling you candidly that this is an unwise
step. Your daughter’s health is in a very precarious condition.

Yours, etc.

Rosa burst out laughing. “I have nothing to fear, and I’m on the brink
of the grave. That comes of writing without a consultation. If they
had written at one table, I should have been neither well nor ill. Poor
Christopher!” and her sweet face began to work piteously.

“There! there! drink a glass of wine.”

She did, and a tear with it, that ran into the glass like lightning.

Warned by this that grief sat very near the bright, hilarious surface,
Mr. Lusignan avoided all emotional subjects for the present. Next day,
however, he told her she might dismiss her lover, but no power should
make him dismiss his pet physician, unless her health improved.

“I will not give you that excuse for inflicting him on me again,” said
the young hypocrite.

She kept her word. She got better and better, stronger, brighter, gayer.

She took to walking every day, and increasing the distance, till she
could walk ten miles without fatigue.

Her favorite walk was to a certain cliff that commanded a noble view of
the sea. To get to it she must pass through the town of Gravesend; and
we may be sure she did not pass so often through that city without some
idea of meeting the lover she had used so ill, and eliciting an APOLOGY
from him. Sly puss!

When she had walked twenty times, or thereabouts, through the town, and
never seen him, she began to fear she had offended him past hope. Then
she used to cry at the end of every walk.

But by and by bodily health, vanity, and temper combined to rouse the
defiant spirit. Said she, “If he really loved me, he would not take my
word in such a hurry. And besides, why does he not watch me, and find
out what I am doing, and where I walk?”

At last she really began to persuade herself that she was an ill-used
and slighted girl. She was very angry at times, and disconsolate at
others; a mixed state in which hasty and impulsive young ladies commit
lifelong follies.

Mr. Lusignan observed the surface only: he saw his invalid daughter
getting better every day, till at last she became a picture of health
and bodily vigor. Relieved of his fears, he troubled his head but little
about Christopher Staines. Yet he esteemed him, and had got to like
him; but Rosa was a beauty, and could do better than marry a struggling
physician, however able. He launched out into a little gayety, resumed
his quiet dinner-parties; and, after some persuasion, took his now
blooming daughter to a ball given by the officers of Chatham.

She was the belle of the ball beyond dispute, and danced with ethereal
grace and athletic endurance. She was madly fond of waltzing, and here
she encountered what she was pleased to call a divine dancer. It was
a Mr. Reginald Falcon, a gentleman who had retired to the seaside to
recruit his health and finances sore tried by London and Paris. Falcon
had run through his fortune, but had acquired, in the process, certain
talents which, as they cost the acquirer dear, so they sometimes repay
him, especially if he is not overburdened with principle, and adopts the
notion that, the world having plucked him, he has a right to pluck the
world. He could play billiards well, but never so well as when backing
himself for a heavy stake. He could shoot pigeons well, and his shooting
improved under that which makes some marksmen miss--a heavy bet against
the gun. He danced to perfection; and being a well-bred, experienced,
brazen, adroit fellow, who knew a little of everything that was going,
he had always plenty to say. Above all, he had made a particular study
of the fair sex; had met with many successes, many rebuffs; and, at
last, by keen study of their minds, and a habit he had acquired of
watching their faces, and shifting his helm accordingly, had learned
the great art of pleasing them. They admired his face; to me, the
short space between his eyes and his hair, his aquiline nose, and thin
straight lips, suggested the bird of prey a little too much: but to
fair doves, born to be clutched, this similitude perhaps was not very
alarming, even if they observed it.

Rosa danced several times with him, and told him he danced like an
angel. He informed her that was because, for once, he was dancing with
an angel. She laughed and blushed. He flattered deliciously, and it cost
him little; for he fell in love with her that night, deeper than he had
ever been in his whole life of intrigue. He asked leave to call on
her: she looked a little shy at that, and did not respond. He instantly
withdrew his proposal, with an apology and a sigh that raised her pity.
However, she was not a forward girl, even when excited by dancing and
charmed with her partner; so she left him to find his own way out of
that difficulty.

He was not long about it. At the end of the next waltz he asked her if
he might venture to solicit an introduction to her father.

“Oh, certainly,” said she. “What a selfish girl I am! this is terribly
dull for him.”

The introduction being made, and Rosa being engaged for the next three
dances, Mr. Falcon sat by Mr. Lusignan and entertained him. For this
little piece of apparent self-denial he was paid in various coin:
Lusignan found out he was the son of an old acquaintance, and so the
door of Kent Villa opened to him; meantime, Rosa Lusignan never passed
him, even in the arms of a cavalry officer, without bestowing a glance
of approval and gratitude on him. “What a good-hearted young man!”
 thought she. “How kind of him to amuse papa; and now I can stay so much

Falcon followed up the dance by a call, and was infinitely agreeable:
followed up the call by another, and admired Rosa with so little
disguise that Mr. Lusignan said to her, “I think you have made a
conquest. His father had considerable estates in Essex. I presume he
inherits them.”

“Oh, never mind his estates,” said Rosa, “he dances like an angel, and
gossips charmingly, and IS so nice.”

Christopher Staines pined for this girl in silence: his fine frame got
thinner, his pale cheek paler, as she got rosier and rosier; and how?
Why, by following the very advice she had snubbed him for giving her. At
last, he heard she had been the belle of a ball, and that she had been
seen walking miles from home, and blooming as a Hebe. Then his deep
anxiety ceased, his pride stung him furiously; he began to think of his
own value, and to struggle with all his might against his deep love.
Sometimes he would even inveigh against her, and call her a fickle,
ungrateful girl, capable of no strong passion but vanity. Many a hard
term he applied to her in his sorrowful solitude; but not a word when he
had a hearer. He found it hard to rest: he kept dashing up to London and
back. He plunged furiously into study. He groaned and sighed, and fought
the hard and bitter fight that is too often the lot of the deep that
love the shallow. Strong, but single-hearted, no other lady could
comfort him. He turned from female company, and shunned all for the
fault of one.

The inward contest wore him. He began to look very thin and wan; and all
for a Simpleton!

Mr. Falcon prolonged his stay in the neighborhood, and drove a handsome
dogcart over twice a week to visit Mr. Lusignan.

He used to call on that gentleman at four o’clock, for at that hour Mr.
Lusignan was always out, and his daughter always at home.

She was at home at that hour because she took her long walks in the
morning. While her new admirer was in bed, or dressing, or breakfasting,
she was springing along the road with all the elasticity of youth, and
health, and native vigor, braced by daily exercise.

Twenty-one of these walks did she take, with no other result than health
and appetite; but the twenty-second was more fertile--extremely fertile.
Starting later than usual, she passed through Gravesend while Reginald
Falcon was smoking at his front window. He saw her, and instantly doffed
his dressing-gown and donned his coat to follow her. He was madly in
love with her, and being a man who had learned to shoot pigeons and
opportunities flying, he instantly resolved to join her in her walk, get
her clear of the town, by the sea-beach, where beauty melts, and propose
to her. Yes, marriage had not been hitherto his habit, but this girl was
peerless: he was pledged by honor and gratitude to Phoebe Dale; but hang
all that now. “No man should marry one woman when he loves another; it
is dishonorable.” He got into the street and followed her as fast as he
could without running.

It was not so easy to catch her. Ladies are not built for running; but
a fine, tall, symmetrical girl who has practised walking fast can cover
the ground wonderfully in walking--if she chooses. It was a sight to see
how Rosa Lusignan squared her shoulders and stepped out from the
waist like a Canadian girl skating, while her elastic foot slapped the
pavement as she spanked along.

She had nearly cleared the town before Falcon came up with her.

He was hardly ten yards from her when an unexpected incident occurred.
She whisked round the corner of Bird Street, and ran plump against
Christopher Staines; in fact, she darted into his arms, and her face
almost touched the breast she had wounded so deeply.


Rosa cried “Oh!” and put up her hands to her face in lovely confusion,
coloring like a peony.

“I beg your pardon,” said Christopher, stiffly, but in a voice that

“No,” said Rosa, “it was I ran against you. I walk so fast now. Hope I
did not hurt you.”

“Hurt me?”

“Well, then, frighten you?”

No answer.

“Oh, please don’t quarrel with me in the STREET,” said Rosa, cunningly
implying that he was the quarrelsome one. “I am going on the beach.
Good-by!” This adieu she uttered softly, and in a hesitating tone that
belied it. She started off, however, but much more slowly than she was
going before; and, as she went, she turned her head with infinite grace,
and kept looking askant down at the pavement two yards behind her:
moreover she went close to the wall, and left room at her side for
another to walk.

Christopher hesitated a moment; but the mute invitation, so arch yet
timid, so pretty, tender, sly, and womanly, was too much for him, as it
has generally proved for males, and the philosopher’s foot was soon
in the very place to which the Simpleton with the mere tail of her eye
directed it.

They walked along, side by side, in silence, Staines agitated, gloomy,
confused, Rosa radiant and glowing, yet not knowing what to say for
herself, and wanting Christopher to begin. So they walked along without
a word.

Falcon followed them at some distance to see whether it was an admirer
or only an acquaintance. A lover he never dreamed of; she had shown such
evident pleasure in his company, and had received his visits alone so

However, when the pair had got to the beach, and were walking slower and
slower, he felt a pang of rage and jealousy, turned on his heel with an
audible curse, and found Phoebe Dale a few yards behind him with a white
face and a peculiar look. He knew what the look meant; he had brought it
to that faithful face before to-day.

“You are better, Miss Lusignan.”

“Better, Dr. Staines? I am health itself thanks to--hem!”

“Our estrangement has agreed with you?” This very bitterly.

“You know very well it is not that. Oh, please don’t make me cry in the

This humble petition, or rather meek threat, led to another long
silence. It was continued till they had nearly reached the shore.
But, meantime, Rosa’s furtive eyes scanned Christopher’s face, and her
conscience smote her at the signs of suffering. She felt a desire to
beg his pardon with deep humility; but she suppressed that weakness. She
hung her head with a pretty, sheepish air, and asked him if he could not
think of something agreeable to say to one after deserting one so long.

“I am afraid not,” said Christopher, bluntly. “I have an awkward habit
of speaking the truth; and some people can’t bear that, not even when it
is spoken for their good.”

“That depends on temper, and nerves, and things,” said Rosa,
deprecatingly; then softly, “I could bear anything from you now.”

“Indeed!” said Christopher, grimly. “Well, then, I hear you had no
sooner got rid of your old lover, for loving you too well and telling
you the truth, than you took up another,--some flimsy man of fashion,
who will tell you any lie you like.”

“It is a story, a wicked story,” cried Rosa, thoroughly alarmed. “Me, a
lover! He dances like an angel; I can’t help that.”

“Are his visits at your house like angels’--few and far between?” And
the true lover’s brow lowered black upon her for the first time.

Rosa changed color, and her eyes fell a moment. “Ask papa,” she said.
“His father was an old friend of papa’s.”

“Rosa, you are prevaricating. Young men do not call on old gentlemen
when there is an attractive young lady in the house.”

The argument was getting too close; so Rosa operated a diversion. “So,”
 said she, with a sudden air of lofty disdain, swiftly and adroitly
assumed, “you have had me watched?”

“Not I; I only hear what people say.”

“Listen to gossip and not have me watched! That shows how little you
really cared for me. Well, if you had, you would have made a little
discovery, that is all.”

“Should I?” said Christopher, puzzled. “What?”

“I shall not tell you. Think what you please. Yes, sir, you would have
found out that I take long walks every day, all alone; and what is
more, that I walk through Gravesend, hoping--like a goose--that somebody
really loved me, and would meet me, and beg my pardon; and if he had, I
should have told him it was only my tongue, and my nerves, and things;
my heart was his, and my gratitude. And after all, what do words
signify, when I am a good, obedient girl at bottom? So that is what
you have lost by not condescending to look after me. Fine
love!--Christopher, beg my pardon.”

“May I inquire for what?”

“Why, for not understanding me; for not knowing that I should be sorry
the moment you were gone. I took them off the very next day, to please

“Took off whom?--Oh, I understand. You did? Then you ARE a good girl.”

“Didn’t I tell you I was? A good, obedient girl, and anything but a

“I don’t say that.”

“But I do. Don’t interrupt. It is to your good advice I owe my health;
and to love anybody but you, when I owe you my love and my life, I must
be a heartless, ungrateful, worthless--Oh, Christopher, forgive me! No,
no; I mean, beg my pardon.”

“I’ll do both,” said Christopher, taking her in his arms. “I beg your
pardon, and I forgive you.”

Rosa leaned her head tenderly on his shoulder, and began to sigh. “Oh,
dear, dear! I am a wicked, foolish girl, not fit to walk alone.”

On this admission, Christopher spoke out, and urged her to put an end to
all these unhappy misunderstandings, and to his new torment, jealousy,
by marrying him.

“And so I would this very minute, if papa would consent. But,” said she,
slyly, “you never can be so foolish to wish it. What! a wise man like
you marry a simpleton!”

“Did I ever call you that?” asked Christopher, reproachfully.

“No, dear; but you are the only one who has not; and perhaps I should
lose even the one, if you were to marry me. Oh, husbands are not so
polite as lovers! I have observed that, simpleton or not.”

Christopher assured her that he took quite a different view of her
character; he believed her to be too profound for shallow people to read
all in a moment: he even intimated that he himself had experienced no
little difficulty in understanding her at odd times. “And so,” said he,
“they turn round upon you, and instead of saying, ‘We are too shallow to
fathom you,’ they pretend you are a simpleton.”

This solution of the mystery had never occurred to Rosa, nor indeed
was it likely to occur to any creature less ingenious than a lover: it
pleased her hugely; her fine eyes sparkled, and she nestled closer still
to the strong arm that was to parry every ill, from mortal disease to
galling epithets.

She listened with a willing ear to all his reasons, his hopes, his
fears, and, when they reached her father’s door, it was settled that
he should dine there that day, and urge his suit to her father after
dinner. She would implore the old gentleman to listen to it favorably.

The lovers parted, and Christopher went home like one who has awakened
from a hideous dream to daylight and happiness.

He had not gone far before he met a dashing dogcart, driven by an
exquisite. He turned to look after it, and saw it drive up to Kent

In a moment he divined his rival, and a sickness of heart came over him.
But he recovered himself directly, and said, “If that is the fellow, she
will not receive him now.”

She did receive him though: at all events, the dogcart stood at the
door, and its master remained inside.

Christopher stood, and counted the minutes: five, ten, fifteen, twenty
minutes, and still the dogcart stood there.

It was more than he could bear. He turned savagely, and strode back to
Gravesend, resolving that all this torture should end that night, one
way or other.

Phoebe Dale was the daughter of a farmer in Essex, and one of the
happiest young women in England till she knew Reginald Falcon, Esq.

She was reared on wholesome food, in wholesome air, and used to churn
butter, make bread, cook a bit now and then, cut out and sew all her
own dresses, get up her own linen, make hay, ride anything on four legs;
and, for all that, was a great reader, and taught in the Sunday school
to oblige the vicar; wrote a neat hand, and was a good arithmetician,
kept all the house accounts and farm accounts. She was a musician,
too,--not profound, but very correct. She would take her turn at the
harmonium in church, and, when she was there, you never heard a wrong
note in the bass, nor an inappropriate flourish, nor bad time. She could
sing, too, but never would, except her part in a psalm. Her voice was
a deep contralto, and she chose to be ashamed of this heavenly organ,
because a pack of envious girls had giggled, and said it was like a

In short, her natural ability and the range and variety of her useful
accomplishments were considerable; not that she was a prodigy; but she
belonged to a small class of women in this island who are not too high
to use their arms, nor too low to cultivate their minds; and, having a
faculty and a habit deplorably rare amongst her sex, viz., Attention,
she had profited by her miscellaneous advantages.

Her figure and face both told her breed at once: here was an old English
pastoral beauty; not the round-backed, narrow-chested cottager, but the
well-fed, erect rustic, with broad, full bust and massive shoulder, and
arm as hard as a rock with health and constant use; a hand finely cut,
though neither small nor very white, and just a little hard inside,
compared with Luxury’s soft palm; a face honest, fair, and rather large
than small; not beautiful, but exceedingly comely; a complexion not pink
and white, but that delicately blended brickdusty color, which tints the
whole cheek in fine gradation, outlasts other complexions twenty years,
and beautifies the true Northern, even in old age. Gray, limpid, honest,
point-blank, searching eyes; hair true nut-brown, without a shade of red
or black; and a high, smooth forehead, full of sense. Across it ran
one deep wrinkle that did not belong to her youth. That wrinkle was the
brand of trouble, the line of agony. It had come of loving above her,
yet below her, and of loving an egotist.

Three years before our tale commenced, a gentleman’s horse ran away with
him, and threw him on a heap of stones by the roadside, not very far
from Farmer Dale’s gate. The farmer had him taken in. The doctor said he
must not be moved. He was insensible; his cheek like delicate wax; his
fair hair like silk stained with blood. He became Phoebe’s patient, and,
in due course, her convalescent: his pale, handsome face and fascinating
manners gained one charm more from weakness; his vices were in abeyance.

The womanly nurse’s heart yearned over her child; for he was feeble as
a child; and, when he got well enough to amuse his weary hours by making
love to her, and telling her a pack of arrant lies, she was a ready
dupe. He was to marry her as soon as ever his old uncle died, and left
him the means, etc., etc. At last he got well enough to leave her, and
went away, her open admirer and secret lover. He borrowed twenty pounds
of her the day he left.

He used to write her charming letters, and feed the flame; but one day
her father sent her up to London, on his own business, all of a sudden,
and she called on Mr. Falcon at his real address. She found he did not
live there--only received letters. However, half-a-crown soon bought his
real address, and thither Phoebe proceeded with a troubled heart, for
she suspected that her true lover was in debt or trouble, and obliged to
hide. Well, he must be got out of it, and hide at the farm meantime.

So the loving girl knocked at the door, asked for Mr. Falcon, and was
shown in to a lady rather showily dressed, who asked her business.

Phoebe Dale stared at her, and then turned pale as ashes. She was
paralyzed, and could not find her tongue.

“Why, what is the matter now?” said the other, sharply.

“Are you married to Reginald Falcon?”

“Of course I am. Look at my wedding-ring.”

“Then I am not wanted here,” faltered Phoebe, ready to sink on the

“Certainly not, if you are one of the bygones,” said the woman,
coarsely; and Phoebe Dale waited to hear no more, but found her way,
Heaven knows how, into the street, and there leaned, half-fainting, on
a rail, till a policeman came, and told her she had been drinking, and
suggested a cool cell as the best cure.

“Not drink; only a breaking heart,” said she, in her low, mellow voice
that few could resist.

He got her a glass of water, drove away the boys that congregated
directly, and she left the street. But she soon came back again, and
waited about for Reginald Falcon.

It was night when he appeared. She seized him by the breast, and taxed
him with his villany.

What with her iron grasp, pale face, and flashing eyes, he lost his
cool impudence, and blurted out excuses. It was an old and unfortunate
connection; he would give the world to dissolve it, if he could do it
like a gentleman.

Phoebe told him to please himself: he must part with one or the other.

“Don’t talk nonsense,” said this man of brass; “I’ll un-Falcon her on
the spot.”

“Very well,” said Phoebe. “I am going home; and, if you are not there by
to-morrow at noon”--She said no more, but looked a great deal. Then she
departed, and refused him her hand at parting. “We will see about that
by and by,” said she.

At noon my lord came down to the farm, and, unfortunately for Phoebe,
played the penitent so skilfully for about a month, that she forgave
him, and loved him all the more for having so nearly parted with him.

Her peace was not to endure long. He was detected in an intrigue in the
very village.

The insult struck so home that Phoebe herself, to her parents’
satisfaction, ordered him out of the house at once.

But, when he was gone, she had fits of weeping, and could settle to
nothing for a long time.

Months had elapsed, and she was getting a sort of dull tranquillity,
when, one evening, taking a walk she had often with him, and mourning
her solitude and wasted affection, he waylaid her, and clung to
her knees, and shed crocodile tears on her hands, and, after a long
resistance, violent at first, but fainter and fainter, got her in his
power again, and that so completely that she met him several times by
night, being ashamed to be seen with him in those parts by day.

This ended in fresh promises of marriage, and in a constant
correspondence by letter. This pest knew exactly how to talk to a woman,
and how to write to one. His letters fed the unhappy flame; and, mind
you, he sometimes deceived himself, and thought he loved her; but it
was only himself he loved. She was an invaluable lover; a faithful,
disinterested friend; hers was a vile bargain; his, an excellent one,
and he clung to it.

And so they went on. She detected him in another infidelity, and
reproached him bitterly; but she had no longer the strength to break
with him. Nevertheless, this time she had the sense to make a struggle.
She implored him, on her very knees, to show her a little mercy in
return for all her love. “For pity’s sake, leave me!” she cried. “You
are strong, and I am weak. You can end it forever, and pray do. You
don’t want me; you don’t value me: then, leave me, once and for all, and
end this hell you keep me in.”

No; he could not, or he would not, leave her alone. Look at a bird’s
wings!--how like an angel’s! Yet so vile a thing as a bit of birdlime
subdues them utterly; and such was the fascinating power of this mean
man over this worthy woman. She was a reader, a thinker, a model
of respectability, industry, and sense; a businesswoman, keen and
practical; could encounter sharp hands in sharp trades; could buy or
sell hogs, calves, or beasts with any farmer or butcher in the country,
yet no match for a cunning fool. She had enshrined an idol in her heart,
and that heart adored it, and clung to it, though the superior head saw
through it, dreaded it, despised it.

No wonder three years of this had drawn a tell-tale wrinkle across the
polished brow.

Phoebe Dale had not received a letter for some days; that roused her
suspicion and stung her jealousy; she came up to London by fast train,
and down to Gravesend directly.

She had a thick veil that concealed her features; and with a little
inquiring and bribing, she soon found out that Mr. Falcon was there with
a showy dogcart. “Ah!” thought Phoebe, “he has won a little money at
play or pigeon-shooting; so now he has no need of me.”

She took the lodgings opposite him, but observed nothing till this very
morning, when she saw him throw off his dressing-gown all in a hurry and
fling on his coat. She tied on her bonnet as rapidly, and followed him,
until she discovered the object of his pursuit. It was a surprise to
her, and a puzzle, to see another man step in, as if to take her
part. But as Reginald still followed the loitering pair, she followed
Reginald, till he turned and found her at his heels, white and lowering.

She confronted him in threatening silence for some time, during which he
prepared his defence.

“So it is a LADY this time,” said she, in her low, rich voice, sternly.

“Is it?”

“Yes, and I should say she is bespoke--that tall, fine-built gentleman.
But I suppose you care no more for his feelings than you do for mine.”

“Phoebe,” said the egotist, “I will not try to deceive you. You have
often said you are my true friend.”

“And I think I have proved it.”

“That you have. Well, then, be my true friend now. I am in love--really
in love--this time. You and I only torment each other; let us part
friends. There are plenty of farmers in Essex that would jump at you. As
for me, I’ll tell you the truth; I have run through every farthing;
my estate mortgaged beyond its value--two or three writs out against
me--that is why I slipped down here. My only chance is to marry Money.
Her father knows I have land, and he knows nothing about the mortgages;
she is his only daughter. Don’t stand in my way, that is a good girl; be
my friend, as you always were. Hang it all, Phoebe, can’t you say a word
to a fellow that is driven into a corner, instead of glaring at me like
that? There! I know it is ungrateful; but what can a fellow do? I must
live like a gentleman or else take a dose of prussic acid; you don’t
want to drive me to that. Why, you proposed to part, last time,

She gave him one majestic, indescribable look, that made even his
callous heart quiver, and turned away.

Then the scamp admired her for despising him, and could not bear to lose
her. He followed her, and put forth all those powers of persuading and
soothing, which had so often proved irresistible. But this time it was
in vain. The insult was too savage, and his egotism too brutal, for
honeyed phrases to blind her.

After enduring it a long time with a silent shudder, she turned and
shook him fiercely off her like some poisonous reptile.

“Do you want me to kill you? I’d liever kill myself for loving such a
thing as THOU. Go thy ways, man, and let me go mine.” In her passion she
dropped her cultivation for once, and went back to the THOU and THEE of
her grandam.

He colored up and looked spiteful enough; but he soon recovered his
cynical egotism, and went off whistling an operatic passage.

She crept to her lodgings, and buried her face in her pillow, and rocked
herself to and fro for hours in the bitterest agony the heart can feel,
groaning over her great affection wasted, flung into the dirt.

While she was thus, she heard a little commotion. She came to the window
and saw Falcon, exquisitely dressed, drive off in his dogcart, attended
by the acclamations of eight boys. She saw at a glance he was gone
courting; her knees gave way under her, and, such is the power of the
mind, this stalwart girl lay weak as water on the sofa, and had not the
power to go home, though just then she had but one wish, one hope--to
see her idol’s face no more, nor hear his wheedling tongue, that had
ruined her peace.

The exquisite Mr. Falcon was received by Rosa Lusignan with a certain
tremor that flattered his hopes. He told her, in charming language, how
he had admired her at first sight, then esteemed her, then loved her.

She blushed and panted, and showed more than once a desire to interrupt
him, but was too polite. She heard him out with rising dismay, and he
offered her his hand and heart.

But by this time she had made up her mind what to say. “O Mr. Falcon!”
 she cried, “how can you speak to me in this way? Why, I am engaged.
Didn’t you know?”

“No; I am sure you are not, or you would never have given me the
encouragement you have.”

“Oh, all engaged young ladies flirt--a little; and everybody here knows
I am engaged to Dr. Staines.”

“Why, I never saw him here.”

Rosa’s tact was a quality that came and went; so she blushed, and
faltered out, “We had a little tiff, as lovers will.”

“And you did me the honor to select me as cat’s-paw to bring him on
again. Was not that rather heartless?”

Rosa’s fitful tact returned to her.

“Oh, sir, do not think so ill of me. I am not heartless, I am only
unwise; and you are so superior to the people about you; I could not
help appreciating you, and I thought you knew I was engaged, and so I
was less on my guard. I hope I shall not lose your esteem, though I have
no right to anything more. Ah! I see by your face I have behaved very
ill: pray forgive me.”

And with this she turned on the waters of the Nile, better known to you,
perhaps, as “crocodile tears.”

Falcon was a gentleman on the surface, and knew he should only make
matters worse by quarrelling with her. So he ground his teeth, and said,
“May your own heart never feel the pangs you have inflicted. I shall
love you and remember you till my dying day.”

He bowed ceremoniously and left her.

“Ay,” said he to himself, “I WILL remember you, you heartless jilt, and
the man you have jilted me for. Staines is his d--d name, is it?”

He drove back crestfallen, bitter, and, for once in his life,
heart-sick, and drew up at his lodgings. Here he found attendants
waiting to receive him.

A sheriff’s officer took his dogcart and horse under a judgment; the
disturbance this caused collected a tiny crowd, gaping and grinning, and
brought Phoebe’s white face and eyes swollen with weeping to the window.

Falcon saw her and brazened it out. “Take them,” said he, with an oath.
“I’ll have a better turn-out by to-morrow, breakfast-time.”

The crowd cheered him for his spirit.

He got down, lit a cigar, chaffed the officer and the crowd, and was, on
the whole, admired.

Then another officer, who had been hunting him in couples with the
other, stepped forward and took HIM, for the balance of a judgment debt.

Then the swell’s cigar fell out of his mouth, and he was seriously
alarmed. “Why, Cartwright,” said he, “this is too bad. You promised not
to see me this month. You passed me full in the Strand.”

“You are mistaken, sir,” said Cartwright, with sullen irony. “I’ve got a
twin-brother; a many takes him for me, till they finds the difference.”
 Then, lowering his voice, “What call had you to boast in your club you
had made it right with Bill Cartwright, and he’d never see you? That got
about, and so I was bound to see you or lose my bread. There’s one or
two I don’t see, but then they are real gentlemen, and thinks of me as
well as theirselves, and doesn’t blab.”

“I must have been drunk,” said Falcon apologetically. “More likely
blowing a cloud. When you young gents gets a-smoking together,
you’d tell on your own mothers. Come along, colonel, off we go to

“Why, it is only twenty-six pounds. I have paid the rest.”

“More than that; there’s the costs.”

“Come in, and I’ll settle it.”

“All right, sir. Jem, watch the back.”

“Oh, I shall not try that game with a sharp hand like you, Cartwright.”

“You had better not, sir,” said Cartwright; but he was softened a little
by the compliment.

When they were alone, Falcon began by saying it was a bad job for him.

“Why, I thought you was a-going to pay it all in a moment.”

“I can’t; but I have got a friend over the way that could, if she chose.
She has always got money, somehow.”

“Oh, if it is a she, it is all right.”

“I don’t know. She has quarrelled with me; but give me a little time.
Here! have a glass of sherry and a biscuit, while I try it on.”

Having thus muffled Cartwright, this man of the world opened his window
and looked out. The crowd had followed the captured dogcart, so he had
the street to himself. He beckoned to Phoebe, and after considerable
hesitation she opened her window.

“Phoebe,” said he, in tones of tender regret, admirably natural and
sweet, “I shall never offend you again; so forgive me this once. I have
given that girl up.”

“Not you,” said Phoebe, sullenly.

“Indeed I have. After our quarrel, I started to propose to her; but I
had not the heart; I came back and left her.”

“Time will show. If it is not her, it will be some other, you false,
heartless villain.”

“Come, I say, don’t be so hard on me in trouble. I am going to prison.”

“So I suppose.”

“Ah! but it is worse than you think. I am only taken for a paltry thirty
pounds or so.”

“Thirty-three, fifteen, five,” suggested Cartwright, in a muffled
whisper, his mouth being full of biscuit.

“But once they get me to a sponging-house, detainers will pour in, and
my cruel creditors will confine me for life.”

“It is the best place for you. It will put a stop to your wickedness,
and I shall be at peace. That’s what I have never known, night or day,
this three years.”

“But you will not be happy if you see me go to prison before your eyes.
Were you ever inside a prison? Just think what it must be to be cooped
up in those cold grim cells all alone; for they use a debtor like a
criminal now.”

Phoebe shuddered; but she said, bravely, “Well, tell THEM you have been
a-courting. There was a time I’d have died sooner than see a hair of
your head hurt; but it is all over now; you have worn me out.”

Then she began to cry.

Falcon heaved a deep sigh. “It is no more than I deserve,” said he.
“I’ll pack up my things, and go with the officer. Give me one kind word
at parting, and I’ll think of it in my prison, night and day.”

He withdrew from the window with another deep sigh, told Cartwright,
cheerfully, it was all right, and proceeded to pack up his traps.

Meantime Phoebe sat at her window and cried bitterly. Her words had been
braver than her heart.

Falcon managed to pay the trifle he owed for the lodgings, and presently
he came out with Cartwright, and the attendant called a cab. His things
were thrown in, and Cartwright invited him to follow. Then he looked up,
and cast a genuine look of terror and misery at Phoebe. He thought she
would have relented before this.

Her heart gave way; I am afraid it would, even without that piteous and
mute appeal. She opened the window, and asked Mr. Cartwright if he would
be good enough to come and speak to her.

Cartwright committed his prisoner to the subordinate, and knocked at the
door of Phoebe’s lodgings. She came down herself and let him in. She led
the way upstairs, motioned him to a seat, sat down by him, and began to
cry again. She was thoroughly unstrung.

Cartwright was human, and muttered some words of regret that a poor
fellow must do his duty.

“Oh, it is not that,” sobbed Phoebe. “I can find the money. I have found
more for him than that, many’s the time.” Then, drying her eyes, “But
you must know the world, and I dare say you can see how ‘tis with me.”

“I can,” said Cartwright, gravely. “I overheard you and him; and, my
girl, if you take my advice, why, let him go. He is a gentleman skin
deep, and dresses well, and can palaver a girl, no doubt; but bless
your heart, I can see at a glance he is not worth your little finger,
an honest, decent young woman like you. Why, it is like butter fighting
with stone. Let him go; or I will tell you what it is, you will hang for
him some day, or else make away with yourself.”

“Ay, sir,” said Phoebe, “that’s likelier; and if I was to let him go to
prison, I should sit me down and think of his parting look, and I should
fling myself into the water for him before I was a day older.”

“Ye mustn’t do that anyway. While there’s life there’s hope.”

Upon this Phoebe put him a question, and found him ready to do anything
for her, in reason--provided he was paid for it. And the end of it all
was, the prisoner was conveyed to London; Phoebe got the requisite sum;
Falcon was deposited in a third-class carriage bound for Essex. Phoebe
paid his debt, and gave Cartwright a present, and away rattled the train
conveying the handsome egotist into temporary retirement, to wit, at
a village five miles from the Dales’ farm. She was too ashamed of her
young gentleman and herself to be seen with him in her native village.
On the road down he was full of little practical attentions; she
received them coldly; his mellifluous mouth was often at her car,
pouring thanks and praises into it; she never vouchsafed a word of
reply. All she did was to shudder now and then, and cry at intervals.
Yet, whenever he left her side, her whole body became restless; and when
he came back to her, a furtive thrill announced the insane complacency
his bare contact gave her. Surely, of all the forms in which love
torments the heart, this was the most terrible and pitiable.

Mr. Lusignan found his daughter in tears.

“Why, what is the matter now?” said he, a little peevishly. “We have had
nothing of this sort of thing lately.”

“Papa, it is because I have misconducted myself. I am a foolish,
imprudent girl. I have been flirting with Mr. Falcon, and he has taken a
CRUEL advantage of it--proposed to me--this very afternoon--actually!”

“Has he? Well, he is a fine fellow, and has a landed estate in Norfolk.
There’s nothing like land. They may well call it real property--there is
something to show; you can walk on it, and ride on it, and look out of
window at it: that IS property.”

“Oh, papa! what are you saying? Would you have me marry one man when I
belong to another?”

“But you don’t belong to any one except to me.”

“Oh, yes; I do. I belong to my dear Christopher.”

“Why, you dismissed him before my very eyes; and very ill you behaved,
begging your pardon. The man was your able physician and your best
friend, and said nothing that was not for your good; and you treated him
like a dog.”

“Yes, but he has apologized.”

“What for? being treated like a dog?”

“Oh, don’t say so, papa! At all events, he has apologized, as a
gentleman should whenever--whenever”--

“Whenever a lady is in the wrong.”

“Don’t, papa; and I have asked him to dinner.”

“With all my heart. I shall be downright glad to see him again. You used
him abominably.”

“But you need not keep saying so,” whined Rosa. “And that is not all,
dear papa; the worst of it is, Mr. Falcon proposing to me has opened my
eyes. I am not fit to be trusted alone. I am too fond of dancing, and
flirting will follow somehow. Oh, think how ill I was a few months ago,
and how unhappy you were about me! They were killing me. He came and
saved me. Yes, papa, I owe all this health and strength to Christopher.
I did take them off, the very next day, and see the effect of it and my
long walks. I owe him my life, and what I value far more, my good looks.
La! I wish I had not told you that. And after all this, don’t I belong
to my Christopher? How could I be happy or respect myself if I married
any one else? And oh, papa! he looks wan and worn. He has been fretting
for his Simpleton. Oh, dear! I mustn’t think of that--it makes me cry;
and you don’t like scenes, do you?”

“Hate ‘em!”

“Well, then,” said Rosa, coaxingly, “I’ll tell you how to end them.
Marry your Simpleton to the only man who is fit to take care of her. Oh,
papa! think of his deep, deep affection for me, and pray don’t snub
him if--by any chance--after dinner--he should HAPPEN to ask

“Oh, then it is possible that, by the merest chance, the gentleman you
have accidentally asked to dinner, may, by some strange fortuity,
be surprised into asking me a second time for something very much
resembling my daughter’s hand--eh?”

Rosa colored high. “He might, you know. How can I tell what gentlemen
will say when the ladies have retired and they are left alone

“With the bottle. Ay, that’s true; when the wine is in, the wit is out.”

Said Rosa, “Well, if he should happen to be so foolish, pray think of
ME; of all we owe him, and how much I love him, and ought to love him.”
 She then bestowed a propitiatory kiss, and ran off to dress for dinner;
it was a much longer operation to-day than usual.

Dr. Staines was punctual. Mr. Lusignan commented favorably on that.

“He always is,” said Rosa, eagerly.

They dined together. Mr. Lusignan chatted freely, but Staines and Rosa
were under a feeling of restraint, Staines in particular; he could not
help feeling that before long his fate must be settled. He would either
obtain Rosa’s hand, or have to resign her to some man of fortune who
would step in; for beauty such as hers could not long lack brilliant
offers. Longing, though dreading, to know his fate, he was glad when
dinner ended.

Rosa sat with them a little while after dinner, then rose, bestowed
another propitiatory kiss on her father’s head, and retired with a
modest blush, and a look at Christopher that was almost divine.

It inspired him with the courage of lions, and he commenced the attack
at once.


“Mr. Lusignan,” said he, “the last time I was here you gave me some
hopes that you might be prevailed on to trust that angel’s health and
happiness to my care.”

“Well, Dr. Staines, I will not beat about the bush with you. My judgment
is still against this marriage; you need not look so alarmed; it does
not follow I shall forbid it. I feel I have hardly a right to, for my
Rosa might be in her grave now but for you; and, another thing, when I
interfered between you two I had no proof you were a man of ability; I
had only your sweetheart’s word for that; and I never knew a case before
where a young lady’s swan did not turn out a goose. Your rare ability
gives you another chance in the professional battle that is before you;
indeed, it puts a different face on the whole matter. I still think it
premature. Come now, would it not be much wiser to wait, and secure
a good practice before you marry a mere child? There! there! I
only advise; I don’t dictate; you shall settle it together, you two
wiseacres. Only I must make one positive condition. I have nothing to
give my child during my lifetime; but one thing I have done for her;
years ago I insured my life for six thousand pounds; and you must do the
same. I will not have her thrown on the world a widow, with a child or
two, perhaps, to support, and not a farthing; you know the insecurity of
mortal life.”

“I do! I do! Why, of course I will insure my life, and pay the annual
premium out of my little capital, until income flows in.”

“Will you hand me over a sum sufficient to pay that premium for five

“With pleasure.”

“Then I fear,” said the old gentleman, with a sigh, “my opposition to
the match must cease here. I still recommend you to wait; but--there! I
might just as well advise fire and tow to live neighbors and keep cool.”

To show the injustice of this simile, Christopher Staines started up
with his eyes all aglow, and cried out, rapturously, “Oh, sir, may I
tell her?”

“Yes, you may tell her,” said Lusignan, with a smile. “Stop--what are
you going to tell her?”

“That you consent, sir. God bless you! God bless you! Oh!”

“Yes, but that I advise you to wait.”

“I’ll tell her all,” said Staines, and rushed out even as he spoke, and
upset a heavy chair with a loud thud.

“Ah! ah!” cried the old gentleman in dismay, and put his fingers in his
ears--too late. “I see,” said he, “there will be no peace and quiet
now till they are out of the house.” He lighted a soothing cigar to
counteract the fracas.

“Poor little Rosa! a child but yesterday, and now to encounter the cares
of a wife, and perhaps a mother. Ah! she is but young, but young.”

The old gentleman prophesied truly; from that moment he had no peace
till he withdrew all semblance of dissent, and even of procrastination.

Christopher insured his life for six thousand pounds, and assigned the
policy to his wife. Four hundred pounds was handed to Mr. Lusignan to
pay the premiums until the genius of Dr. Staines should have secured him
that large professional income, which does not come all at once, even to
the rare physician, who is Capax, Efficax, Sagax.

The wedding-day was named. The bridesmaids were selected, the guests
invited. None refused but Uncle Philip. He declined, in his fine
bold hand, to countenance in person an act of folly he disapproved.
Christopher put his letter away with a momentary sigh, and would not
show it Rosa. All other letters they read together, charming pastime
of that happy period. Presents poured in. Silver teapots, coffeepots,
sugar-basins, cream-jugs, fruit-dishes, silver-gilt inkstands, albums,
photograph-books, little candlesticks, choice little services of china,
shell salt-cellars in a case lined with maroon velvet; a Bible, superb
in binding and clasps, and everything but the text--that was illegible;
a silk scarf from Benares; a gold chain from Delhi, six feet long or
nearly; a Maltese necklace, a ditto in exquisite filagree from Genoa;
English brooches, a trifle too big and brainless; apostle spoons; a
treble-lined parasol with ivory stick and handle; an ivory card-case,
richly carved; workbox of sandal-wood and ivory, etc. Mr. Lusignan’s
City friends, as usual with these gentlemen, sent the most valuable
things. Every day one or two packages were delivered, and, in opening
them, Rosa invariably uttered a peculiar scream of delight, and her
father put his fingers in his ears; yet there was music in this very
scream, if he would only have listened to it candidly, instead of fixing
his mind on his vague theory of screams--so formed was she to please the
ear as well as the eye.

At last came a parcel she opened and stared at, smiling and coloring
like a rose, but did not scream, being too dumfounded and perplexed;
for lo! a teapot of some base material, but simple and elegant in form,
being an exact reproduction of a melon; and inside this teapot a canvas
bag containing ten guineas in silver, and a wash-leather bag containing
twenty guineas in gold, and a slip of paper, which Rosa, being now half
recovered from her stupefaction, read out to her father and Dr. Staines:

“People that buy presents blindfold give duplicates and triplicates;
and men seldom choose to a woman’s taste; so be pleased to accept the
enclosed tea-leaves, and buy for yourself. The teapot you can put on the
hob, for it is nickel.”

Rosa looked sore puzzled again. “Papa,” said she, timidly, “have we any
friend that is--a little--deranged?”

“A lot.”

“Oh, then, that accounts.”

“Why no, love,” said Christopher. “I have heard of much learning making
a man mad, but never of much good sense.”

“What! Do you call this sensible?”

“Don’t you?”

“I’ll read it again,” said Rosa. “Well--yes--I declare--it is not so mad
as I thought; but it is very eccentric.”

Lusignan suggested there was nothing so eccentric as common sense,
especially in time of wedding. “This,” said he, “comes from the City. It
is a friend of mine, some old fox; he is throwing dust in your eyes with
his reasons; his real reason was that his time is money; it would have
cost the old rogue a hundred pounds’ worth of time--you know the City,
Christopher--to go out and choose the girl a present; so he has sent his
clerk out with a check to buy a pewter teapot, and fill it with specie.”

“Pewter!” cried Rosa. “No such thing! It’s nickel. What is nickel, I

The handwriting afforded no clew, so there the discussion ended: but it
was a nice little mystery, and very convenient; made conversation. Rosa
had many an animated discussion about it with her female friends.

The wedding-day came at last. The sun shone--ACTUALLY, as Rosa observed.
The carriages drove up. The bridesmaids, principally old schoolfellows
and impassioned correspondents of Rosa, were pretty, and dressed alike
and delightfully; but the bride was peerless; her Southern beauty
literally shone in that white satin dress and veil, and her head was
regal with the Crown of orange-blossoms. Another crown she had--true
virgin modesty. A low murmur burst from the men the moment they saw her;
the old women forgave her beauty on the spot, and the young women almost
pardoned it; she was so sweet and womanly, and so sisterly to her own

When they started for the church she began to tremble, she scarce knew
why; and when the solemn words were said, and the ring was put on
her finger, she cried a little, and looked half imploringly at her
bridesmaids once, as if seared at leaving them for an untried and
mysterious life with no woman near.

They were married. Then came the breakfast, that hour of uneasiness and
blushing to such a bride as this; but at last she was released. She sped
up-stairs, thanking goodness it was over. Down came her last box. The
bride followed in a plain travelling dress, which her glorious eyes and
brows and her rich glowing cheeks seemed to illumine: she was handed
into the carriage, the bridegroom followed. All the young guests
clustered about the door, armed with white shoes--slippers are gone by.

They started; the ladies flung their white shoes right and left with
religious impartiality, except that not one of their missiles went at
the object. The men, more skilful, sent a shower on to the roof of
the carriage, which is the lucky spot. The bride kissed her hand, and
managed to put off crying, though it cost her a struggle. The party
hurrahed; enthusiastic youths gathered fallen shoes, and ran and hurled
them again with cheerful yells, and away went the happy pair, the
bride leaning sweetly and confidingly with both her white hands on the
bridegroom’s shoulder, while he dried the tears that would run now at
leaving home and parent forever, and kissed her often, and encircled her
with his strong arm, and murmured comfort, and love, and pride, and joy,
and sweet vows of lifelong tenderness into her ears, that soon stole
nearer his lips to hear, and the fair cheek grew softly to his shoulder.


Dr. Staines and Mrs. Staines visited France, Switzerland, and the Rhine,
and passed a month of Elysium before they came to London to face their
real destiny and fight the battle of life.

And here, methinks, a reader of novels may perhaps cry out and say,
“What manner of man is this, who marries his hero and heroine, and then,
instead of leaving them happy for life, and at rest from his uneasy pen
and all their other troubles, flows coolly on with their adventures?”

To this I can only reply that the old English novel is no rule to me,
and life is; and I respectfully propose an experiment. Catch eight old
married people, four of each sex, and say unto them, “Sir,” or “Madam,
did the more remarkable events of your life come to you before marriage
or after?” Most of them will say “after,” and let that be my excuse for
treating the marriage of Christopher Staines and Rosa Lusignan as merely
one incident in their lives; an incident which, so far from ending their
story, led by degrees to more striking events than any that occurred to
them before they were man and wife.

They returned, then, from their honey tour, and Staines, who was
methodical and kept a diary, made the following entry therein:--

“We have now a life of endurance, and self-denial, and economy, before
us; we have to rent a house, and furnish it, and live in it, until
professional income shall flow in and make all things easy: and we have
two thousand five hundred pounds left to do it with.”

They came to a family hotel, and Dr. Staines went out directly after
breakfast to look for a house. Acting on a friend’s advice, he visited
the streets and places north of Oxford Street, looking for a good
commodious house adapted to his business. He found three or four at fair
rents, neither cheap nor dear, the district being respectable and rather
wealthy, but no longer fashionable. He came home with his notes, and
found Rosa beaming in a crisp peignoir, and her lovely head its natural
size and shape, high-bred and elegant. He sat down, and with her hand
in his proceeded to describe the houses to her, when a waiter threw open
the door--“Mrs. John Cole.”

“Florence!” cried Rosa, starting up.

In flowed Florence: they both uttered a little squawk of delight,
and went at each other like two little tigresses, and kissed in swift
alternation with a singular ardor, drawing their crests back like
snakes, and then darting them forward and inflicting what, to the male
philosopher looking on, seemed hard kisses, violent kisses, rather than
the tender ones to be expected from two tender creatures embracing each

“Darling,” said Rosa, “I knew you would be the first. Didn’t I tell you
so, Christopher?--My husband--my darling Florry! Sit down, love, and
tell me everything; he has just been looking out for a house. Ah!
you have got all that over long ago: she has been married six months.
Florry, you are handsomer than ever; and what a beautiful dress! Ah!
London is the place. Real Brussels, I declare,” and she took hold of her
friend’s lace and gloated on it.

Christopher smiled good-naturedly, and said, “I dare say you ladies have
a good deal to say to each other.”

“Oceans,” said Rosa.

“I will go and hunt houses again.”

“There’s a good husband,” said Mrs. Cole, as soon as the door closed
on him, “and such a fine man! Why, he must be six feet. Mine is rather
short. But he is very good; refuses me nothing. My will is law.”

“That is all right--you are so sensible; but I want governing a little,
and I like it--actually. Did the dressmaker find it, dear?”

“Oh, no! I had it by me. I bought it at Brussels on our wedding tour: it
is dearer there than in London.”

She said this as if “dearer” and “better” were synonymous.

“But about your house, Rosie dear?”

“Yes, darling, I’ll tell you all about it. I never saw a moire
this shade before. I don’t care for them in general; but this is so

Florence rewarded her with a kiss.

“The house,” said Rosa. “Oh, he has seen one in Portman Street, and one
in Gloucester Place.”

“Oh, that will never do,” cried Mrs. Cole. “It is no use being a
physician in those out-of-the-way places. He must be in Mayfair.”

“Must he?”

“Of course. Besides, then my Johnnie can call him in when they are just
going to die. Johnnie is a general prac., and makes two thousand a year;
and he shall call your one in; but he must live in Mayfair. Why, Rosie,
you would not be such a goose as to live in those places--they are quite
gone by.”

“I shall do whatever you advise me, dear. Oh, what a comfort to have a
dear friend: and six months married, and knows things. How richly it is
trimmed! Why, it is nearly all trimmings.”

“That is the fashion.”


And after that big word there was no more to be said.

These two ladies in their conversation gravitated towards dress, and
fell flat on it every half-minute. That great and elevating topic held
them by a silken cord, but it allowed them to flutter upwards into other
topics; and in those intervals, numerous though brief, the lady who had
been married six months found time to instruct the matrimonial novice
with great authority, and even a shade of pomposity. “My dear, the way
ladies and gentlemen get a house--in the first place, you don’t go about
yourself like that, and you never go to the people themselves, or you
are sure to be taken in, but to a respectable house-agent.”

“Yes, dear, that must be the best way, one would think.”

“Of course it is; and you ask for a house in Mayfair, and he shows you
several, and recommends you the best, and sees you are not cheated.”

“Thank you, love,” said Rosa; “now I know what to do; I’ll not forget a
word. And the train so beautifully shaped! Ah! it is only in London or
Paris they can make a dress flow behind like that,” etc., etc.

Dr. Staines came back to dinner in good spirits; he had found a house in
Harewood Square; good entrance hall, where his gratuitous patients might
sit on benches; good dining-room where his superior patients might wait;
and good library, to be used as a consulting-room. Rent only eighty-five
pounds per annum.

But Rosa told him that would never do; a physician must be in the
fashionable part of the town.

“Eventually,” said Christopher; “but surely at first starting--and you
know they say little boats should not go too far from shore.”

Then Rosa repeated all her friend’s arguments, and seemed so unhappy at
the idea of not living near her, that Staines, who had not yet said
the hard word “no” to her, gave in; consoling his prudence with the
reflection that, after all, Mr. Cole could put many a guinea in his
way, for Mr. Cole was middle-aged,--though his wife was young,--and had
really a very large practice.

So next day, the newly-wedded pair called on a house-agent in Mayfair,
and his son and partner went with them to several places. The rents of
houses equal to that in Harewood Square were three hundred pounds a year
at least, and a premium to boot.

Christopher told him these were quite beyond the mark. “Very well,” said
the agent. “Then I’ll show you a Bijou.”

Rosa clapped her hands. “That is the thing for us. We don’t want a large
house, only a beautiful one, and in Mayfair.”

“Then the Bijou will be sure to suit you.”

He took them to the Bijou.

The Bijou had a small dining-room with one very large window in two
sheets of plate glass, and a projecting balcony full of flowers; a still
smaller library, which opened on a square yard enclosed. Here were a
great many pots, with flowers dead or dying from neglect. On the first
floor a fair-sized drawing-room, and a tiny one at the back: on the
second floor, one good bedroom, and a dressing-room, or little bedroom:
three garrets above.

Rosa was in ecstasies. “It is a nest,” said she.

“It is a bank-note,” said the agent, stimulating equal enthusiasm, after
his fashion. “You can always sell the lease again for more money.”

Christopher kept cool. “I don’t want a house to sell, but to live in,
and do my business; I am a physician: now the drawing-room is built over
the entrance to a mews; the back rooms all look into a mews: we shall
have the eternal noise and smell of a mews. My wife’s rest will be
broken by the carriages rolling in and out. The hall is fearfully small
and stuffy. The rent is abominably high; and what is the premium for, I

“Always a premium in Mayfair, sir. A lease is property here: the
gentleman is not acquainted with this part, madam.”

“Oh, yes, he is,” said Rosa, as boldly as a six years’ wife: “he knows

“Then he knows that a house of this kind at a hundred and thirty pounds
a year in Mayfair is a bank-note.”

Staines turned to Rosa. “The poor patients, where am I to receive them?”

“In the stable,” suggested the house agent.

“Oh!” said Rosa, shocked.

“Well, then, the coach-house. Why, there’s plenty of room for a
brougham, and one horse, and fifty poor patients at a time: beggars
musn’t be choosers; if you give them physic gratis, that is enough: you
ain’t bound to find ‘em a palace to sit down in, and hot coffee and rump
steaks all round, doctor.”

This tickled Rosa so that she burst out laughing, and thenceforward
giggled at intervals, wit of this refined nature having all the charm of
novelty for her.

They inspected the stables, which were indeed the one redeeming feature
in the horrid little Bijou; and then the agent would show them the
kitchen, and the new stove. He expatiated on this to Mrs. Staines. “Cook
a dinner for thirty people, madam.”

“And there’s room for them to eat it--in the road,” said Staines.

The agent reminded him there were larger places to be had, by a very
simple process, viz., paying for them.

Staines thought of the large, comfortable house in Harewood Square. “One
hundred and thirty pounds a year for this poky little hole?” he groaned.

“Why, it is nothing at all for a Bijou.”

“But it is too much for a bandbox.”

Rosa laid her hand on his arm, with an imploring glance.

“Well,” said he, “I’ll submit to the rent, but I really cannot give the
premium, it is too ridiculous. He ought to bribe me to rent it, not I

“Can’t be done without, sir.”

“Well, I’ll give a hundred pounds and no more.”

“Impossible, sir.”

“Then good morning. Now, dearest, just come and see the house at
Harewood Square,--eighty-five pounds and no premium.”

“Will you oblige me with your address, doctor?” said the agent.

“Dr. Staines, Morley’s Hotel.”

And so they left Mayfair.

Rosa sighed and said, “Oh, the nice little place; and we have lost it
for two hundred pounds.”

“Two hundred pounds is a great deal for us to throw away.”

“Being near the Coles would soon have made that up to you: and such a
cosey little nest.”

“Well the house will not run away.”

“But somebody is sure to snap it up. It is a Bijou.” She was
disappointed, and half inclined to pout. But she vented her feelings
in a letter to her beloved Florry, and appeared at dinner as sweet as

During dinner a note came from the agent, accepting Dr. Staine’s offer.
He glozed the matter thus: he had persuaded the owner it was better
to take a good tenant at a moderate loss, than to let the Bijou be
uninhabited during the present rainy season. An assignment of
the lease--which contained the usual covenants--would be prepared
immediately, and Dr. Staines could have possession in forty-eight hours,
by paying the premium.

Rosa was delighted, and as soon as dinner was over, and the waiters
gone, she came and kissed Christopher.

He smiled, and said, “Well, you are pleased; that is the principal
thing. I have saved two hundred pounds, and that is something. It will
go towards furnishing.”

“La! yes,” said Rosa, “I forgot. We shall have to get furniture now.
How nice!” It was a pleasure the man of forecast could have willingly
dispensed with; but he smiled at her, and they discussed furniture,
and Christopher, whose retentive memory had picked up a little of
everything, said there were wholesale upholsterers in the City who sold
cheaper than the West-end houses, and he thought the best way was to
measure the rooms in the Bijou, and go to the city with a clear idea of
what they wanted; ask the prices of various necessary articles, and
then make a list, and demand a discount of fifteen per cent on the whole
order, being so considerable, and paid for in cash.

Rosa acquiesced, and told Christopher he was the cleverest man in

About nine o’clock Mrs. Cole came in to condole with her friend, and
heard the good news. When Rosa told her how they thought of furnishing,
she said, “Oh no, you must not do that; you will pay double for
everything. That is the mistake Johnnie and I made; and after that
a friend of mine took me to the auction-rooms, and I saw everything
sold--oh, such bargains; half, and less than half, their value. She
has furnished her house almost entirely from sales, and she has the
loveliest things in the world--such ducks of tables, and jardinieres,
and things; and beautiful rare china--her house swarms with it--for an
old song. A sale is the place. And then so amusing.”

“Yes, but,” said Christopher, “I should not like my wife to encounter a
public room.”

“Not alone, of course; but with me. La! Dr. Staines, they are too full
of buying and selling to trouble their heads about us.”

“Oh, Christopher, do let me go with her. Am I always to be a child?”

Thus appealed to before a stranger, Staines replied warmly, “No,
dearest, no; you cannot please me better than by beginning life in
earnest. If you two ladies together can face an auction-room, go by all
means; only I must ask you not to buy china or ormulu, or anything that
will break or spoil, but only solid, good furniture.”

“Won’t you come with us?”

“No; or you might feel yourself in leading-strings. Remember the Bijou
is a small house; choose your furniture to fit it, and then we shall
save something by its being so small.”

This was Wednesday. There was a weekly sale in Oxford Street on Fridays;
and the ladies made the appointment accordingly.

Next day, after breakfast, Christopher was silent and thoughtful awhile,
and at last said to Rosa, “I’ll show you I don’t look on you as a child;
I’ll consult you in a delicate matter.”

Rosa’s eyes sparkled.

“It is about my Uncle Philip. He has been very cruel; he has wounded
me deeply; he has wounded me through my wife. I never thought he would
refuse to come to our marriage.”

“And did he? You never showed me his letter.”

“You were not my wife then. I kept an affront from you; but now, you
see, I keep nothing.”

“Dear Christie!”

“I am so happy, I have got over that sting--almost; and the memory of
many kind acts comes back to me; and I don’t know what to do. It seems
ungrateful not to visit him--it seems almost mean to call.”

“I’ll tell you; take me to see him directly. He won’t hate us forever,
if he sees us often. We may as well begin at once. Nobody hates me

Christopher was proud of his wife’s courage and wisdom. He kissed
her, begged her to put on the plainest dress she could, and they went
together to call on Uncle Philip.

When they got to his house in Gloucester Place, Portman Square, Rosa’s
heart began to quake, and she was right glad when the servant said “Not
at home.”

They left their cards and address; and she persuaded Christopher to take
her to the sale-room to see the things.

A lot of brokers were there, like vultures; and one after another
stepped forward and pestered them to employ him in the morning. Dr.
Staines declined their services civilly but firmly, and he and Rosa
looked over a quantity of furniture, and settled what sort of things to

Another broker came up, and whenever the couple stopped before an
article, proceeded to praise it as something most extraordinary. Staines
listened in cold, satirical silence, and told his wife, in French, to do
the same. Notwithstanding their marked disgust, the impudent, intrusive
fellow stuck to them, and forced his venal criticism on them, and made
them uncomfortable, and shortened their tour of observation.

“I think I shall come with you to-morrow,” said Christopher, “or I shall
have these blackguards pestering you.”

“Oh, Florry will send them to the right-about. She is as brave as a

Next day Dr. Staines was sent for into the City at twelve to pay the
money and receive the lease of the Bijou, and this and the taking
possession occupied him till four o’clock, when he came to his hotel.

Meantime, his wife and Mrs. Cole had gone to the auction-room.

It was a large room, with a good sprinkling of people, but not crowded
except about the table. At the head of this table--full twenty feet
long--was the auctioneer’s pulpit, and the lots were brought in turn to
the other end of the table for sight and sale.

“We must try and get a seat,” said the enterprising Mrs. Cole, and
pushed boldly in; the timid Rosa followed strictly in her wake, and so
evaded the human waves her leader clove. They were importuned at every
step by brokers thrusting catalogues on them, with offers of their
services, yet they soon got to the table. A gentleman resigned one
chair, a broker another, and they were seated.

Mrs. Staines let down half her veil, but Mrs. Cole surveyed the company

The broker who had given up his seat, and now stood behind Rosa, offered
her his catalogue. “No, thank you,” said Rosa; “I have one;” and she
produced it, and studied it, yet managed to look furtively at the

There were not above a dozen private persons visible from where
Rosa sat; perhaps as many more in the whole room. They were easily
distinguishable by their cleanly appearance: the dealers, male or
female, were more or less rusty, greasy, dirty, aquiline. Not even the
amateurs were brightly dressed; that fundamental error was confined to
Mesdames Cole and Staines. The experienced, however wealthy, do not hunt
bargains in silk and satin.

The auctioneer called “Lot 7. Four saucepans, two trays, a kettle, a
bootjack, and a towel-horse.”

These were put up at two shillings, and speedily knocked down for five
to a fat old woman in a greasy velvet jacket; blind industry had sewed
bugles on it, not artfully, but agriculturally.

“The lady on the left!” said the auctioneer to his clerk. That meant
“Get the money.”

The old lady plunged a huge paw into a huge pocket, and pulled out a
huge handful of coin--copper, silver, and gold--and paid for the lot;
and Rosa surveyed her dirty hands and nails with innocent dismay. “Oh,
what a dreadful creature!” she whispered; “and what can she want with
those old rubbishy things? I saw a hole in one from here.” The broker
overheard, and said, “She is a dealer, ma’am, and the things were given
away. She’ll sell them for a guinea, easy.”

“Didn’t I tell you?” said Mrs. Cole.

Soon after this the superior lots came on, and six very neat bedroom
chairs were sold to all appearance for fifteen shillings.

The next lot was identical, and Rosa hazarded a bid,--“Sixteen

Instantly some dealer, one of the hook-nosed that gathered round each
lot as it came to the foot of the table, cried “Eighteen shillings.”

“Nineteen,” said Rosa.

“A guinea,” said the dealer.

“Don’t let it go,” said the broker behind her. “Don’t let it go, ma’am.”

She colored at the intrusion, and left off bidding directly, and
addressed herself to Mrs. Cole. “Why should I give so much, when the
last were sold for fifteen shillings?”

The real reason was that the first lot was not bid for at all, except by
the proprietor. However, the broker gave her a very different solution;
he said, “The trade always run up a lady or a gentleman. Let me bid for
you; they won’t run me up; they know better.”

Rosa did not reply, but looked at Mrs. Cole.

“Yes, dear,” said that lady; “you had much better let him bid for you.”

“Very well,” said Rosa; “you can bid for this chest of drawers--lot 25.”

When lot 25 came on, the broker bid in the silliest possible way, if
his object had been to get a bargain. He began to bid early and
ostentatiously; the article was protected by somebody or other there
present, who now of course saw his way clear; he ran it up audaciously,
and it was purchased for Rosa at about the price it could have been
bought for at a shop.

The next thing she wanted was a set of oak chairs.

They went up to twenty-eight pounds; then she said, “I shall give no
more, sir.”

“Better not lose them,” said the agent; “they are a great bargain;” and
bid another pound for her on his own responsibility.

They were still run up, and Rosa peremptorily refused to give any more.
She lost them, accordingly, by good luck. Her faithful broker looked
blank; so did the proprietor.

But, as the sale proceeded, she being young, the competition, though
most of it sham, being artful and exciting, and the traitor she employed
constantly puffing every article, she was drawn in to wishing for
things, and bidding by her feelings.

Then her traitor played a game that has been played a hundred times, and
the perpetrators never once lynched, as they ought to be, on the spot.
He signalled a confederate with a hooked nose; the Jew rascal bid
against the Christian scoundrel, and so they ran up the more enticing
things to twice their value under the hammer.

Rosa got flushed, and her eye gleamed like a gambler’s, and she bought
away like wildfire. In which sport she caught sight of an old gentleman,
with little black eyes that kept twinkling at her.

She complained of these eyes to Mrs. Cole. “Why does he twinkle so? I
can see it is at me. I am doing something foolish--I know I am.”

Mrs. Cole turned, and fixed a haughty stare on the old gentleman. Would
you believe it? instead of sinking through the floor, he sat his ground,
and retorted with a cold, clear grin.

But now, whenever Rosa’s agent bid for her, and the other man of straw
against him, the black eyes twinkled, and Rosa’s courage began to ooze
away. At last she said, “That is enough for one day. I shall go. Who
could bear those eyes?”

The broker took her address; so did the auctioneer’s clerk. The
auctioneer asked her for no deposit; her beautiful, innocent, and
high-bred face was enough for a man who was always reading faces, and
interpreting them.

And so they retired.

But this charming sex is like that same auctioneer’s hammer, it cannot
go abruptly. It is always going--going--going--a long time before it is
gone. I think it would perhaps loiter at the door of a jail, with the
order of release in its hand, after six years’ confinement. Getting up
to go quenches in it the desire to go. So these ladies having got up to
go, turned and lingered, and hung fire so long, that at last another set
of oak chairs came up. “Oh! I must see what these go for,” said Rosa, at
the door.

The bidding was mighty languid now Rosa’s broker was not stimulating
it; and the auctioneer was just knocking down twelve chairs--oak and
leather--and two arm-chairs, for twenty pounds, when, casting his eyes
around, he caught sight of Rosa looking at him rather excited. He looked
inquiringly at her. She nodded slightly; he knocked them down to her at
twenty guineas, and they were really a great bargain.

“Twenty-two,” cried the dealer.

“Too late,” said the auctioneer.

“I spoke with the hammer, sir.”

“After the hammer, Isaacs.”

“Shelp me God, we was together.”

One or two more of his tribe confirmed this pious falsehood, and
clamored to have them put up again.

“Call the next lot,” said the auctioneer, peremptorily. “Make up your
mind a little quicker next time, Mr. Isaacs; you have been long enough
at it to know the value of oak and moroccar.”

Mrs. Staines and her friend now started for Morley’s Hotel, but went
round by Regent Street, whereby they got glued at Peter Robinson’s
window, and nine other windows; and it was nearly five o’clock when they
reached Morley’s. As they came near the door of their sitting-room, Mrs.
Staines heard somebody laughing and talking to her husband. The
laugh, to her subtle ears, did not sound musical and genial, but keen,
satirical, unpleasant; so it was with some timidity she opened the door,
and there sat the old chap with the twinkling eyes. Both parties stared
at each other a moment.

“Why, it is them,” cried the old gentleman. “Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!”

Rosa colored all over, and felt guilty somehow, and looked miserable.

“Rosa dear,” said Dr. Staines, “this is our Uncle Philip.”

“Oh!” said Rosa, and turned red and pale by turns; for she had a great
desire to propitiate Uncle Philip.

“You were in the auction-room, sir?” said Mrs. Cole, severely.

“I was, madam. He! he!”

“Furnishing a house?”

“No, ma’am. I go to a dozen sales a week; but it is not to buy--I enjoy
the humors. Did you ever hear of Robert Burton, ma’am?”

“No. Yes; a great traveller, isn’t he? Discovered the Nile--or the
Niger--or SOMETHING?”

This majestic vagueness staggered old Crusty at first, but he recovered
his equilibrium, and said, “Why, yes, now I think of it, you are right;
he has travelled farther than most of us, for about two centuries ago
he visited that bourn whence no traveller returns. Well, when he was
alive--he was a student of Christchurch--he used to go down to a certain
bridge over the Isis and enjoy the chaff of the bargemen. Now there are
no bargemen left to speak of; the mantle of Bobby Burton’s bargees has
fallen on the Jews and demi-semi-Christians that buy and sell furniture
at the weekly auctions; thither I repair to hear what little coarse wit
is left us. Used to go to the House of Commons; but they are getting too
civil by half for my money. Besides, characters come out in an auction.
For instance, only this very day I saw two ladies enter, in gorgeous
attire, like heifers decked for sacrifice, and reduce their spoliation
to a certainty by employing a broker to bid. Now, what is a broker?
A fellow who is to be paid a shilling in the pound for all articles
purchased. What is his interest, then? To buy cheap? Clearly not. He is
paid in proportion to the dearness of the article.”

Rosa’s face began to work piteously.

“Accordingly, what did the broker in question do? He winked to another
broker, and these two bid against one another, over their victim’s head,
and ran everything she wanted up at least a hundred per cent above the
value. So open and transparent a swindle I have seldom seen, even in an
auction-room. Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!”

His mirth was interrupted by Rosa going to her husband, hiding her head
on his shoulder, and meekly crying.

Christopher comforted her like a man. “Don’t you cry, darling,” said he;
“how should a pure creature like you know the badness of the world all
in a moment? If it is my wife you are laughing at, Uncle Philip, let me
tell you this is the wrong place. I’d rather a thousand times have her
as she is, than armed with the cunning and suspicions of a hardened old
worldling like you.”

“With all my heart,” said Uncle Philip, who, to do him justice, could
take blows as well as give them; “but why employ a broker? Why pay a
scoundrel five per cent to make you pay a hundred per cent? Why pay a
noisy fool a farthing to open his mouth for you when you have taken the
trouble to be there yourself, and have got a mouth of your own to bid
discreetly with? Was ever such an absurdity?” He began to get angry.

“Do you want to quarrel with me, Uncle Philip?” said Christopher, firing
up; “because sneering at my Rosa is the way, and the only way, and the
sure way.”

“Oh, no,” said Rosa, interposing. “Uncle Philip was right. I am very
foolish and inexperienced, but I am not so vain as to turn from good
advice. I will never employ a broker again, sir.”

Uncle Philip smiled and looked pleased.

Mrs. Cole caused a diversion by taking leave, and Rosa followed her
down-stairs. On her return she found Christopher telling his uncle all
about the Bijou, and how he had taken it for a hundred and thirty pounds
a year and a hundred pounds premium, and Uncle Philip staring fearfully.

At last he found his tongue. “The Bijou!” said he. “Why, that is a name
they gave to a little den in Dear Street, Mayfair. You haven’t ever been
and taken THAT! Built over a mews.”

Christopher groaned. “That is the place, I fear.”

“Why the owner is a friend of mine; an old patient. Stables stunk him
out. Let it to a man; I forget his name. Stables stunk HIM out. He said,
‘I shall go.’ ‘You can’t,’ said my friend; ‘you have taken a lease.’
‘Lease be d--d,’ said the other; ‘I never took YOUR house; here’s quite
a large stench not specified in your description of the property--IT
CAN’T BE THE SAME PLACE;’ flung the lease at his head, and cut like the
wind to foreign parts less odoriferous. I’d have got you the hole for
ninety; but you are like your wife--you must go to an agent. What! don’t
you know that an agent is a man acting for you with an interest opposed
to yours? Employing an agent! it is like a Trojan seeking the aid of
a Greek. You needn’t cry, Mrs. Staines; your husband has been let in
deeper than you have. Now, you are young people beginning life; I’ll
give you a piece of advice. Employ others to do what you can’t do,
and it must be done; but never to do anything you can do better for
yourselves! Agent! The word is derived from a Latin word ‘agere,’ to
do; and agents act up to their etymology, for they invariably DO the
nincompoop that employs them, or deals with them, in any mortal way. I’d
have got you that beastly little Bijou for ninety pounds a year.”

Uncle Philip went away crusty, leaving the young couple finely mortified
and discouraged.

That did not last very long. Christopher noted the experience and Uncle
Phil’s wisdom in his diary, and then took his wife on his knee, and
comforted her, and said, “Never mind; experience is worth money, and
it always has to be bought. Those who cheat us will die poorer than we
shall, if we are honest and economical. I have observed that people are
seldom ruined by the vices of others; these may hurt them, of course;
but it is only their own faults and follies that can destroy them.”

“Ah! Christie,” said Rosa, “you are a man! Oh, the comfort of being
married to A MAN. A man sees the best side. I do adore men. Dearest, I
will waste no more of your money. I will go to no more sales.”

Christopher saw she was deeply mortified, and he said, quietly, “On the
contrary, you will go to the very next. Only take Uncle Philip’s advice,
employ no broker; and watch the prices things fetch when you are not
bidding; and keep cool.”

She caressed his ears with both her white hands, and thanked him for
giving her another trial. So that trouble melted in the sunshine of
conjugal love.

Notwithstanding the agent’s solemn assurance, the Bijou was out of
repair. Dr. Staines detected internal odors, as well as those that
flowed in from the mews. He was not the man to let his wife perish by
miasma; so he had the drains all up, and actually found brick drains,
and a cesspool. He stopped that up, and laid down new pipe drains, with
a good fall, and properly trapped. The old drains were hidden, after
the manner of builders. He had the whole course of his new drains marked
upon all the floors they passed under, and had several stones and boards
hinged to facilitate examination at any period.

But all this, with the necessary cleaning, whitewashing, painting, and
papering, ran away with money. Then came Rosa’s purchases, which, to her
amazement, amounted to one hundred and ninety pounds, and not a carpet,
curtain, or bed amongst the lot. Then there was the carriage home from
the auction-room, an expense one avoids by buying at a shop, and
the broker claimed his shilling in the pound. This, however, Staines
refused. The man came and blustered. Rosa, who was there, trembled.
Then, for the first time, she saw her husband’s brow lower; he seemed
transfigured, and looked terrible. “You scoundrel,” said he, “you set
another villain like yourself to bid against you, and you betrayed the
innocent lady that employed you. I could indict you and your confederate
for a conspiracy. I take the goods out of respect for my wife’s credit,
but you shall gain nothing by swindling her. Be off, you heartless
miscreant, or I’ll”--

“I’ll take the law, if you do.”

“Take it, then! I’ll give you something to howl for;” and he seized him
with a grasp so tremendous that the fellow cried out in dismay, “Oh!
don’t hit me, sir; pray don’t.”

On this abject appeal, Staines tore the door open with his left hand,
and spun the broker out into the passage with his right. Two movements
of this angry Hercules, and the man was literally whirled out of sight
with a rapidity and swiftness almost ludicrous; it was like a trick in
a pantomime. A clatter on the stairs betrayed that he had gone down the
first few steps in a wholesale and irregular manner, though he had just
managed to keep his feet.

As for Staines, he stood there still lowering like thunder, and his
eyes like hot coals; but his wife threw her tender arms around him, and
begged him consolingly not to mind.

She was trembling like an aspen.

“Dear me,” said Christopher, with a ludicrous change to marked
politeness and respect, “I forgot YOU, in my righteous indignation.”
 Next he became uxorious. “Did they frighten her, a duck? Sit on my
knee, darling, and pull my hair, for not being more considerate--there!

This was followed by the whole absurd soothing process, as practised by
manly husbands upon quivering and somewhat hysterical wives, and ended
with a formal apology. “You must not think that I am passionate; on the
contrary, I am always practising self-government. My maxim is, Animum
rege qui nisi paret imperat, and that means, Make your temper your
servant, or else it will be your master. But to ill-use my dear little
wife--it is unnatural, it is monstrous, it makes my blood boil.”

“Oh, dear! don’t go into another. It is all over. I can’t bear to see
you in a passion; you are so terrible, so beautiful. Ah! they are fine
things, courage and strength. There’s nothing I admire so much.”

“Why, they are as common as dirt. What I admire is modesty, timidity,
sweetness; the sensitive cheek that pales or blushes at a word, the
bosom that quivers, and clings to a fellow whenever anything goes

“Oh, that is what you admire, is it?” said Rosa dryly.

“Admire it?” said Christopher, not seeing the trap; “I adore it.”

“Then, Christie, dear, you are a Simpleton, that is all. And we are made
for one another.”

The house was to be furnished and occupied as soon as possible; so Mrs.
Staines and Mrs. Cole went to another sale-room. Mrs. Staines remembered
all Uncle Philip had said, and went plainly dressed; but her friend
declined to sacrifice her showy dress to her friend’s interests. Rosa
thought that a little unkind, but said nothing.

In this auction-room they easily got a place at the table, but did not
find it heaven; for a number of secondhand carpets were in the sale,
and these, brimful of dust, were all shown on the table, and the dirt
choked, and poisoned our fair friends. Brokers pestered them, until at
last Rosa, smarting under her late exposure, addressed the auctioneer
quietly, in her silvery tones: “Sir, these gentlemen are annoying me by
forcing their services on me. I do not intend to buy at all unless I can
be allowed to bid for myself.”

When Rosa, blushing and amazed at her own boldness, uttered these words,
she little foresaw their effect. She had touched a popular sore.

“You are quite right, madam,” said a respectable tradesman opposite her.
“What business have these dirty fellows, without a shilling in their
pockets, to go and force themselves on a lady against her will?”

“It has been complained of in the papers again and again,” said another.

“What! mayn’t we live as well as you?” retorted a broker.

“Yes, but not to force yourself on a lady. Why, she’d give you in charge
of the police if you tried it on outside.”

Then there was a downright clamor of discussion and chaff.

Presently up rises very slowly a countryman so colossal, that it seemed
as if he would never have done getting up, and gives his experiences. He
informed the company, in a broad Yorkshire dialect, that he did a bit
in furniture, and at first starting these brokers buzzed about him like
flies, and pestered him. “Aah damned ‘em pretty hard,” said he, “but
they didn’t heed any. So then ah spoke ‘em civil, and ah said, ‘Well,
lads, I dinna come fra Yorkshire to sit like a dummy and let you buy
wi’ my brass; the first that pesters me again ah’ll just fell him on
t’ plaace, like a caulf, and ah’m not very sure he’ll get up again in a
hurry.’ So they dropped me like a hot potato; never pestered me again.
But if they won’t give over pestering you, mistress, ah’ll come round
and just stand behind your chair, and bring nieve with me,” showing a
fist like a leg of mutton.

“No, no,” said the auctioneer, “that will not do. I will have no
disturbance here. Call the policeman.”

While the clerk went to the door for the bobby, a gentleman reminded
the auctioneer that the journals had repeatedly drawn attention to the

“Fault of the public, not mine, sir. Policeman, stand behind that lady’s
chair, and if anybody annoys her put him quietly into the street.”

“This auction-room will be to let soon,” said a voice at the end of the

“This auction-room,” said the auctioneer, master of the gay or grave at
a moment’s notice, “is supported by the public and the trade; it is not
supported by paupers.”

A Jew upholsterer put in his word. “I do my own business; but I like to
let a poor man live.”

“Jonathan,” said the auctioneer to one of his servants, “after this sale
you may put up the shutters; we have gone and offended Mr. Jacobs. He
keeps a shop in Blind Alley, Whitechapel. Now then, lot 69.”

Rosa bid timidly for one or two lots, and bought them cheap.

The auctioneer kept looking her way, and she had only to nod.

The obnoxious broker got opposite her, and ran her up a little out of
spite; but as he had only got half a crown about him, and no means of
doubling it, he dared not go far.

On the other side of the table was a figure to which Rosa’s eyes often
turned with interest--a fair young boy about twelve years old; he had
golden hair, and was in deep mourning. His appearance interested Rosa,
and she wondered how he came there, and why; he looked like a lamb
wedged in among wolves, a flower among weeds. As the lots proceeded, the
boy seemed to get uneasy; and at last, when lot ‘73 was put up, anybody
could see in his poor little face that he was there to bid for it.

“Lot ‘73, an armchair covered in morocco. An excellent and useful
article. Should not be at all surprised if it was made by Gillow.”

“Gillow would though,” said Jacobs, who owed him a turn.

Chorus of dealers.--“Haw! haw!”

The auctioneer.--“I like to hear some people run a lot down; shows they
are going to bid for it in earnest. Well, name your own price. Five
pounds to begin?”

Now if nobody had spoken the auctioneer would have gone on, “Well, four
pounds then--three, two, whatever you like,” and at last obtained a bona
fide offer of thirty shillings; but the moment he said “Five pounds to
begin,” the boy in black lifted up his childish treble and bid thus,
“Five pound ten”--“six pounds”--“six pound ten”--“seven pounds”--“seven
pound ten”--“eight pounds”--“eight pound ten”--“nine pounds”--“nine
pound ten”--“ten pounds!” without interruption, and indeed almost in a

There was a momentary pause of amazement, and then an outburst of chaff.

“Nice little boy!”

“Didn’t he say his lesson well?”

“Favor us with your card, sir. You are a gent as knows how to buy.”

“What did he stop for? If it’s worth ten, it is worth a hundred.”

“Bless the child!” said a female dealer, kindly, “what made you go on
like that? Why, there was no one bid against you! you’d have got it for
two pounds--a rickety old thing.”

Young master began to whimper. “Why, the gentleman said, ‘Five pounds
to BEGIN.’ It was the chair poor grandpapa always sat in, and all the
things are sold, and mamma said it would break her heart to lose it. She
was too ill to come, so she sent me. She told me I was not to let it
be sold away from us for less than ten pounds, or she sh--should be
m--m--miserable,” and the poor little fellow began to cry. Rosa followed
suit promptly but unobtrusively.

“Sentiment always costs money,” said Mr. Jacobs, gravely.

“How do you know?” asked Mr. Cohen. “Have YOU got any on hand? I never
seen none at your shop.”

Some tempting things now came up, and Mrs. Staines bid freely; but
all of a sudden she looked down the table, and there was Uncle Philip,
twinkling as before. “Oh, dear! what am I doing now!” thought she. “I
have got no broker.”

She bid on, but in fear and trembling, because of those twinkling eyes.
At last she mustered courage, wrote on a leaf of her pocket-book, and
passed it down to him: “It would be only kind to warn me. What am I
doing wrong?”

He sent her back a line directly: “Auctioneer running you up himself.
Follow his eye when he bids; you will see there is no bona fide bidder
at your prices.”

Rosa did so, and found that it was true.

She nodded to Uncle Philip; and, with her expressive face, asked him
what she should do.

The old boy must have his joke. So he wrote back: “Tell him, as you see
he has a fancy for certain articles, you would not be so discourteous as
to bid against him.”

The next article but one was a drawing-room suite Rosa wanted; but the
auctioneer bid against her; so at eighteen pounds she stopped.

“It is against you, madam,” said the auctioneer.

“Yes, sir,” said Rosa; “but as you are the only bidder, and you have
been so kind to me, I would not think of opposing you.”

The words were scarcely out of her mouth, when they were greeted with
a roar of Homeric laughter that literally shook the room, and this time
not at the expense of the innocent speaker.

“That’s into your mutton, governor.”

“Sharp’s the word this time.”

“I say, governor, don’t you want a broker to bid for ye?”

“Wink at me next time, sir; I’ll do the office for you.”

“No greenhorns left now.”

“That lady won’t give a ten-pund note for her grandfather’s armchair.”

“Oh, yes, she will, if it’s stuffed with banknotes.”

“Put the next lot up with the owner’s name and the reserve price. Open

“And sing a psalm at starting.”

“A little less noise in Judaea, if you please,” said the auctioneer, who
had now recovered from the blow. “Lot 97.”

This was a very pretty marqueterie cabinet; it stood against the wall,
and Rosa had set her heart upon it. Nobody would bid. She had muzzled
the auctioneer effectually.

“Your own price.”

“Two pounds,” said Rosa.

A dealer offered guineas; and it advanced slowly to four pounds and half
a crown, at which it was about to be knocked down to Rosa, when suddenly
a new bidder arose in the broker Rosa had rejected. They bid slowly and
sturdily against each other, until a line was given to Rosa from Uncle

“This time it is your own friend, the snipe-nosed woman. She telegraphed
a broker.”

Rosa read, and crushed the note. “Six guineas,” said she.






“Ten guineas,” said Rosa; and then, with feminine cunning, stealing a
sudden glance, caught her friend leaning back and signalling the broker
not to give in.

“Eleven pounds.”







“Twenty guineas.”

“It is yours, my faithful friend,” said Rosa, turning suddenly round
to Mrs. Cole, with a magnificent glance no one would have thought her
capable of.

Then she rose and stalked away.

Dumfounded for the moment, Mrs. Cole followed her, and stopped her at
the door.

“Why, Rosie dear, it is the only thing I have bid for. There I’ve sat by
your side like a mouse.”

Rosa turned gravely towards her. “You know it is not that. You had only
to tell me you wanted it. I would never have been so mean as to bid
against you.”

“Mean, indeed!” said. Florence, tossing her head.

“Yes, mean; to draw back and hide behind the friend you were with,
and employ the very rogue she had turned off. But it is my own fault.
Cecilia warned me against you. She always said you were a treacherous

“And I say you are an impudent little minx. Only just married, and going
about like two vagabonds, and talk to me like that!”

“We are not going about like two vagabonds. We have taken a house in

“Say a stable.”

“It was by your advice, you false-hearted creature.”

“You are a fool.”

“You are worse; you are a traitress.”

“Then don’t you have anything to do with me.”

“Heaven forbid I should, you treacherous thing!”

“You insolent--insolent--I hate you.”

“And I despise you.”

“I always hated you at bottom.”

“That’s why you pretended to love me, you wretch.”

“Well, I pretend no more. I am your enemy for life.”

“Thank you. You have told the truth for once in your life.”

“I have. And he shall never call in your husband; so you may leave
Mayfair as soon as you like.”

“Not to please you, madam. We can get on without traitors.”

And so they parted, with eyes that gleamed like tigers.

Rosa drove home in great agitation, and tried to tell Christopher; but
choked, and became hysterical. The husband-physician coaxed and scolded
her out of that; and presently in came Uncle Philip, full of the humors
of the auction-room. He told about the little boy with a delight that
disgusted Mrs. Staines, and then was particularly merry on female
friendships. “Fancy a man going to a sale with his friend, and bidding
against him on the sly.”

“She is no friend of mine. We are enemies for life.”

“And you were to be friends till death,” said Staines, with a sigh.

Philip inquired who she was.

“Mrs. John Cole.”

“Not of Curzon Street?”


“And you have quarrelled with her?”


“Well, but her husband is a general practitioner.”

“She is a traitress.”

“But her husband could put a good deal of money in Christopher’s way.”

“I can’t help it. She is a traitress.”

“And you have quarrelled with her about an old wardrobe.”

“No, for her disloyalty, and her base good-for-nothingness. Oh! oh! oh!”

Uncle Philip got up, looking sour. “Good afternoon, Mrs. Christopher,”
 said he, very dryly.

Christopher accompanied him to the foot of the stairs. “Well,
Christopher,” said he, “matrimony is a blunder at the best; and you have
not done the thing by halves. You have married a simpleton. She will be
your ruin.”

“Uncle Philip, since you only come here to insult us, I hope in future
you will stay at home.”

“Oh! with pleasure, sir. Good-by!”


Christopher Staines came back, looking pained and disturbed. “There,”
 said he, “I feared it would come to this. I have quarrelled with Uncle

“Oh! how could you?”

“He affronted me.”

“What about?”

“Never you mind. Don’t let us say anything more about it, darling. It is
a pity, a sad pity--he was a good friend of mine once.”

He paused, entered what had passed in his diary, and then sat down, with
a gentle expression of sadness on his manly features. Rosa hung about
him, soft and pitying, till it cleared away, at all events for the time.

Next day they went together to clear the goods Rosa had purchased.
Whilst the list was being made out in the office, in came the
fair-haired boy, with a ten-pound note in his very hand. Rosa caught
sight of it, and turned to the auctioneer, with a sweet, pitying face:

“Oh! sir, surely you will not take all that money from him, poor child,
for a rickety old chair.”

The auctioneer stared with amazement at her simplicity, and said, “What
would the vendors say to me?”

She looked distressed, and said, “Well, then, really we ought to raise a
subscription, poor thing!”

“Why, ma’am,” said the auctioneer, “he isn’t hurt: the article belonged
to his mother and her sister; the brother-in-law isn’t on good terms;
so he demanded a public sale. She will get back four pun ten out of it.”
 Here the clerk put in his word. “And there’s five pounds paid, I forgot
to tell you.”

“Oh! left a deposit, did he?”

“No, sir. But the laughing hyena gave you five pounds at the end of the

“The laughing hyena, Mr. Jones?”

“Oh! beg pardon; that is what we call him in the room. He has got such a
curious laugh.”

“Oh! I know the gent. He is a retired doctor. I wish he’d laugh less
and buy more: and HE gave you five pounds towards the young gentleman’s
arm-chair! Well, I should as soon have expected blood from a flint. You
have got five pounds to pay, sir: so now the chair will cost your mamma
ten shillings. Give him the order and the change, Mr. Jones.”

Christopher and Rosa talked this over in the room whilst the men were
looking out their purchases. “Come,” said Rosa; “now I forgive him
sneering at me; his heart is not really hard, you see.” Staines, on the
contrary, was very angry. “What!” he cried, “pity a boy who made one
bad bargain, that, after all, was not a very bad bargain; and he had no
kindness, nor even common humanity, for my beautiful Rosa, inexperienced
as a child, and buying for her husband, like a good, affectionate,
honest creature, amongst a lot of sharpers and hard-hearted cynics--like

“It WAS cruel of him,” said Rosa, altering her mind in a moment, and
half inclined to cry.

This made Christopher furious. “The ill-natured, crotchety, old--the
fact is, he is a misogynist.”

“Oh, the wretch!” said Rosa warmly. “And what is that?”

“A woman-hater.”

“Oh! is that all? Why, so do I--after that Florence Cole. Women are
mean, heartless things. Give me men; they are loyal and true.”

“All of them?” inquired Christopher, a little satirically. “Read the

“Every soul of them,” said Mrs. Staines, passing loftily over the
proposed test. “That is, all the ones I care about; and that is my own,
own one.”

Disagreeable creatures to have about one--these simpletons!

Mrs. Staines took Christopher to shops to buy the remaining requisites:
and in three days more the house was furnished, two female servants
engaged, and the couple took their luggage over to the Bijou.

Rosa was excited and happy at the novelty of possession and authority,
and that close sense of house proprietorship which belongs to woman. By
dinner-time she could have told you how many shelves there were in every
cupboard, and knew the Bijou by heart in a way that Christopher never
knew it. All this ended, as running about and excitement generally does,
with my lady being exhausted, and lax with fatigue. So then he made her
lie down on a little couch, while he went through his accounts.

When he had examined all the bills carefully he looked very grave, and
said, “Who would believe this? We began with three thousand pounds. It
was to last us several years--till I got a good practice. Rosa, there is
only fourteen hundred and forty pounds left.”

“Oh, impossible!” said Rosa. “Oh, dear! why did I ever enter a

“No, no, my darling; you were bitten once or twice, but you made some
good bargains too. Remember there was four hundred pounds set apart for
my life policy.”

“What a waste of money!”

“Your father did not think so. Then the lease; the premium; repairs of
the drains that would have poisoned my Rosa; turning the coach-house
into a dispensary; painting, papering, and furnishing; china, and linen,
and everything to buy. We must look at this seriously. Only fourteen
hundred and forty pounds left. A slow profession. No friends. I have
quarrelled with Uncle Philip: you with Mrs. Cole; and her husband would
have launched me.”

“And it was to please her we settled here. Oh, I could kill her: nasty

“Never mind; it is not a case for despondency, but it is for prudence.
All we have to do is to look the thing in the face, and be very
economical in everything. I had better give you an allowance for
housekeeping; and I earnestly beg you to buy things yourself whilst you
are a poor man’s wife, and pay ready money for everything. My mother was
a great manager, and she always said, ‘There is but one way: be your own
market-woman, and pay on the spot; never let the tradesmen get you on
their books, or, what with false weight, double charges, and the things
your servants order that never enter the house, you lose more than a
hundred a year by cheating.’”

Rosa yielded a languid assent to this part of his discourse, and it
hardly seemed to enter her mind; but she raised no objection; and in due
course he made her a special allowance for housekeeping.

It soon transpired that medical advice was to be had, gratis, at the
Bijou, from eight till ten: and there was generally a good attendance.
But a week passed, and not one patient came of the class this couple
must live by. Christopher set this down to what people call “the
transition period:” his Kent patients had lost him; his London patients
not found him. He wrote to all his patients in the country, and many of
his pupils at the university, to let them know where he was settled: and
then he waited.

Not a creature came.

Rosa bore this very well for a time, so long as the house was a novelty;
but when that excitement was worn out, she began to be very dull,
and used to come and entice him out to walk with her: he would look
wistfully at her, but object that, if he left the house, he should be
sure to lose a patient.

“Oh, they won’t come any more for our staying in--tiresome things!” said

But Christopher would kiss her, and remain firm. “My love,” said he,
“you do not realize how hard a fight there is before us. How should you?
You are very young. No, for your sake, I must not throw a chance away.
Write to your female friends: that will while away an hour or two.”

“What, after that Florence Cole?”

“Write to those who have not made such violent professions.”

“So I will, dear. Especially to those that are married and come to
London. Oh, and I’ll write to that cold-blooded thing, Lady Cicely
Treherne. Why do you shake your head?”

“Did I? I was not aware. Well, dear, if ladies of rank were to come
here, I fear they might make you discontented with your lot.”

“All the women on earth could not do that. However, the chances are she
will not come near me: she left the school quite a big girl, an immense
girl, when I was only twelve. She used to smile at my capriccios; and
once she kissed me--actually. She was an awful Sawny, though, and so
affected: I think I will write to her.”

These letters brought just one lady, a Mrs. Turner, who talked to Rosa
very glibly about herself, and amused Rosa twice: at the third visit,
Rosa tried to change the conversation. Mrs. Turner instantly got up, and
went away. She could not bear the sound of the human voice, unless it
was talking about her and her affairs.

And now Staines began to feel downright uneasy. Income was going
steadily out: not a shilling coming in. The lame, the blind, and the
sick frequented his dispensary, and got his skill out of him gratis, and
sometimes a little physic, a little wine, and other things that cost him
money: but of the patients that pay, not one came to his front door.

He walked round and round his little yard, like a hyena in its cage,
waiting, waiting, waiting: and oh! how he envied the lot of those who
can hunt for work, instead of having to stay at home and wait for others
to come, whose will they cannot influence. His heart began to sicken
with hope deferred, and dim forebodings of the future; and he saw, with
grief, that his wife was getting duller and duller, and that her days
dragged more heavily, far than his own; for he could study.

At last his knocker began to show signs of life: his visitors were
physicians. His lectures on “Diagnosis” were well known to them; and one
after another found him out. They were polite, kind, even friendly; but
here it ended: these gentlemen, of course, did not resign their patients
to him; and the inferior class of practitioners avoided his door like a

Mrs. Staines, who had always lived for amusement, could strike out no
fixed occupation; her time hung like lead; the house was small; and in
small houses the faults of servants run against the mistress, and she
can’t help seeing them, and all the worse for her. It is easier to keep
things clean in the country, and Rosa had a high standard, which her two
servants could never quite attain. This annoyed her, and she began to
scold a little. They answered civilly, but in other respects remained
imperfect beings; they laid out every shilling they earned in finery;
and, this, I am ashamed to say, irritated Mrs. Staines, who was wearing
out her wedding garments, and had no excuse for buying, and Staines
had begged her to be economical. The more they dressed, the more she
scolded; they began to answer. She gave the cook warning; the other,
though not on good terms with the cook, had a gush of esprit de corps
directly, and gave Mrs. Staines warning.

Mrs. Staines told her husband all this: he took her part, though without
openly interfering; and they had two new servants, not so good as the

This worried Rosa sadly; but it was a flea-bite to the deeper nature,
and more forecasting mind of her husband, still doomed to pace that
miserable yard, like a hyena, chafing, seeking, longing for the patient
that never came.

Rosa used to look out of his dressing-room window, and see him pace the
yard. At first, tears of pity stood in her eyes. By and by she got angry
with the world; and at last, strange to say, a little irritated with
him. It is hard for a weak woman to keep up all her respect for the man
that fails.

One day, after watching him a long time unseen, she got excited, put on
her shawl and bonnet, and ran down to him: she took him by the arm:
“If you love me, come out of this prison, and walk with me; we are too
miserable. I shall be your first patient if this goes on much longer.”
 He looked at her, saw she was very excited, and had better be humored;
so he kissed her and just said, with a melancholy smile, “How poor are
they that have not patience!” Then he put on his hat, and walked in the
Park and Kensington Gardens with her. The season was just beginning.
There were carriages enough, and gay Amazons enough, to make poor Rosa
sigh more than once.

Christopher heard the sigh; and pressed her arm, and said, “Courage,
love, I hope to see you among them yet.”

“The sooner the better,” said she, a little hardly.

“And, meantime, which of them all is as beautiful as you?”

“All I know is, they are more attractive. Who looks at me, walking
tamely by?”

Christopher said nothing: but these words seemed to imply a thirst for
admiration, and made him a little uneasy.

By and by the walk put the swift-changing Rosa in spirits, and she began
to chat gayly, and hung prattling and beaming on her husband’s arm,
when they entered Curzon Street. Here, however, occurred an incident,
trifling in itself, but unpleasant. Dr. Staines saw one of his best
Kentish patients get feebly out of his carriage, and call on Dr. Barr.
He started, and stopped. Rosa asked what was the matter. He told her.
She said, “We ARE unfortunate.”

Staines said nothing; he only quickened his pace; but he was greatly
disturbed. She expected him to complain that she had dragged him out,
and lost him that first chance. But he said nothing. When they got home,
he asked the servant had anybody called.

“No, Sir.”

“Surely you are mistaken, Jane. A gentleman in a carriage!”

“Not a creature have been since you went out, sir.”

“Well, then, dearest,” said he sweetly, “we have nothing to reproach
ourselves with.” Then he knit his brow gloomily. “It is worse than I
thought. It seems even one’s country patients go to another doctor when
they visit London. It is hard. It is hard.”

Rosa leaned her head on his shoulder, and curled round him, as one she
would shield against the world’s injustice; but she said nothing; she
was a little frightened at his eye that lowered, and his noble frame
that trembled a little, with ire suppressed.

Two days after this, a brougham drove up to the door, and a tallish,
fattish, pasty-faced man got out, and inquired for Dr. Staines.

He was shown into the dining-room, and told Jane he had come to consult
the doctor.

Rosa had peeped over the stairs, all curiosity; she glided noiselessly
down, and with love’s swift foot got into the yard before Jane. “He is
come! he is come! Kiss me.”

Dr. Staines kissed her first, and then asked who was come.

“Oh, nobody of any consequence. ONLY the first patient. Kiss me again.”

Dr. Staines kissed her again, and then was for going to the first

“No,” said she; “not yet. I met a doctor’s wife at Dr. Mayne’s, and she
told me things. You must always keep them waiting; or else they think
nothing of you. Such a funny woman! ‘Treat ‘em like dogs, my dear,’ she
said. But I told her they wouldn’t come to be treated like dogs or any
other animal.”

“You had better have kept that to yourself, I think.”

“Oh! if you are going to be disagreeable, good-by. You can go to your
patient, sir. Christie, dear, if he is very--very ill--and I’m sure I
hope he is--oh, how wicked I am; may I have a new bonnet?”

“If you really want one.”

On the patient’s card was “Mr. Pettigrew, 47 Manchester Square.”

As soon as Staines entered the room, the first patient told him who and
what he was, a retired civilian from India; but he had got a son there
still, a very rising man; wanted to be a parson; but he would not
stand that; bad profession; don’t rise by merit; very hard to rise at
all;--no, India was the place. “As for me, I made my fortune there in
ten years. Obliged to leave it now--invalid this many years; no TONE.
Tried two or three doctors in this neighborhood; heard there was a new
one, had written a book on something. Thought I would try HIM.”

To stop him, Staines requested to feel his pulse, and examine his tongue
and eye.

“You are suffering from indigestion,” said he. “I will write you a
prescription; but if you want to get well, you must simplify your diet
very much.”

While he was writing the prescription, off went this patient’s tongue,
and ran through the topics of the day and into his family history again.

Staines listened politely. He could afford it, having only this one.

At last, the first patient, having delivered an octavo volume of
nothing, rose to go; but it seems that speaking an “infinite deal of
nothing” exhausts the body, though it does not affect the mind; for the
first patient sank down in his chair again. “I have excited myself too
much--feel rather faint.”

Staines saw no signs of coming syncope; he rang the bell quietly, and
ordered a decanter of sherry to be brought; the first patient filled
himself a glass; then another; and went off, revived, to chatter
elsewhere. But at the door he said, “I had always a running account with
Dr. Mivar. I suppose you don’t object to that system. Double fee the
first visit, single afterwards.”

Dr. Staines bowed a little stiffly; he would have preferred the money.
However, he looked at the Blue Book, and found his visitor lived at 47
Manchester Square; so that removed his anxiety.

The first patient called every other day, chattered nineteen to the
dozen, was exhausted, drank two glasses of sherry, and drove away.

Soon after this a second patient called. This one was a deputy
patient--Collett, a retired butler--kept a lodging-house, and waited at
parties; he lived close by, but had a married daughter in Chelsea. Would
the doctor visit her, and HE would be responsible?

Staines paid the woman a visit or two, and treated her so effectually,
that soon her visits were paid to him. She was cured, and Staines, who
by this time wanted to see money, sent to Collett.

Collett did not answer.

Staines wrote warmly.

Collett dead silent.

Staines employed a solicitor.

Collett said he had recommended the patient, that was all. He had never
said he would pay her debts. That was her husband’s business.

Now her husband was the mate of a ship; would not be in England for
eighteen months.

The woman, visited by lawyer’s clerk, cried bitterly, and said she and
her children had scarcely enough to eat.

Lawyer advised Staines to abandon the case, and pay him two pounds
fifteen shillings expenses. He did so.

“This is damnable,” said he. “I must get it out of Pettigrew; by-the-by,
he has not been here this two days.”

He waited another day for Pettigrew, and then wrote to him. No answer.
Called. Pettigrew gone abroad. House in Manchester Square to let.

Staines went to the house-agent with his tale. Agent was impenetrable
at first; but, at last, won by the doctor’s manner and his unhappiness,
referred him to Pettigrew’s solicitor; the solicitor was a respectable
man, and said he would forward the claim to Pettigrew in Paris.

But by this time Pettigrew was chattering and guzzling in Berlin; and
thence he got to St. Petersburg. In that stronghold of gluttony,
he gormandized more than ever, and, being unable to talk it off his
stomach, as in other cities, had apoplexy, and died.

But long before this Staines saw his money was as irrecoverable as his
sherry; and he said to Rosa, “I wonder whether I shall ever live to
curse the human race?”

“Heaven forbid!” said Rosa. “Oh, they use you cruelly, my poor, poor

Thus for months the young doctor’s patients bled him, and that was all.

And Rosa got more and more moped at being in the house so much, and
pestered Christopher to take her out, and he declined: and, being a man
hard to beat, took to writing on medical subjects, in hopes of getting
some money from the various medical and scientific publications; but he
found it as hard to get the wedge in there as to get patients.

At last Rosa’s remonstrances began to rise into something that
sounded like reproaches. One Sunday she came to him in her bonnet, and
interrupted his studies, to say he might as well lay down the pen, and
talk. Nobody would publish anything he wrote.

Christopher frowned, but contained himself, and laid down the pen.

“I might as well not be married at all as be a doctor’s wife. You are
never seen out with me, not even to church. Do behave like a Christian,
and come to church with me now.”

Dr. Staines shook his head.

“Why, I wouldn’t miss church for all the world. Any excitement is better
than always moping. Come over the water with me. The time Jane and I
went, the clergyman read a paper that Mr. Brown had fallen down in a
fit. There was such a rush directly, and I’m sure fifty ladies went
out--fancy, all Mrs. Browns! Wasn’t that fun?”

“Fun? I don’t see it. Well, Rosa, your mind is evidently better adapted
to diversion than mine is. Go you to church, love, and I’ll continue my

“Then all I can say is, I wish I was back in my father’s house. Husband!
friend! companion!--I have none.”

Then she burst out crying violently; and, being shocked at what she had
said, and at the agony it had brought into her husband’s face, she went
off into hysterics; and as his heart would not let him bellow at her,
or empty a bucket on her as he would on another patient, she had a good
long bout of them: and got her way, for she broke up his studies for
that day, at all events.

Even after the hysterics were got under, she continued to moan and sigh
very prettily, with her lovely, languid head pillowed on her husband’s
arm; in a word, though the hysterics were real, yet this innocent young
person had the presence of mind to postpone entire convalescence, and
lay herself out to be petted all day. But fate willed it otherwise:
while she was sighing and moaning, came to the door a scurrying of feet,
and then a sharp, persistent ringing that meant something. The moaner
cocked eye and ear, and said, in her every-day voice, which, coming so
suddenly, sounded very droll, “What is that, I wonder?”

Jane hurried to the street-door, and Rosa recovered by magic; and,
preferring gossip to hysterics, in an almost gleeful whisper, ordered
Christopher to open the door of the study. The Bijou was so small that
the following dialogue rang in their ears:--

A boy in buttons gasped out, “Oh, if you please, will you ast the doctor
to come round directly; there’s a haccident.”

“La, bless me!” said Jane, and never budged.

“Yes, miss. It’s our missus’s little girl fallen right off an i-chair,
and cut her head dreadful, and smothered in blood.”

“La, to be sure!” And she waited steadily for more.

“Ay, and missus she fainted right off; and I’ve been to the regler
doctor, which he’s out; and Sarah, the housemaid, said I had better come
here; you was only just set up, she said; you wouldn’t have so much to
do, says she.”

“That is all SHE knows,” said Jane. “Why, our master--they pulls him in
pieces which is to have him fust.”

“What an awful liar! Oh, you good girl!” whispered Dr. Staines and Rosa
in one breath.

“Ah, well,” said Buttons, “any way, Sarah says she knows you are clever,
‘cos her little girl as lives with her mother, and calls Sarah aunt, has
bin to your ‘spensary with ringworm, and you cured her right off.”

“Ay, and a good many more,” said Jane, loftily. She was a housemaid of
imagination; and while Staines was putting some lint and an instrument
case into his pocket, she proceeded to relate a number of miraculous
cures. Dr. Staines interrupted them by suddenly emerging, and inviting
Buttons to take him to the house.

Mrs. Staines was so pleased with Jane for cracking up the doctor, that
she gave her five shillings; and, after that, used to talk to her a
great deal more than to the cook, which judicious conduct presently set
all three by the ears.

Buttons took the doctor to a fine house in the same street, and told
him his mistress’s name on the way--Mrs. Lucas. He was taken up to the
nursery, and found Mrs. Lucas seated, crying and lamenting, and a woman
holding a little girl of about seven, whose brow had been cut open by
the fender, on which she had fallen from a chair; it looked very ugly,
and was even now bleeding.

Dr. Staines lost no time; he examined the wound keenly, and then said
kindly to Mrs. Lucas, “I am happy to tell you it is not serious.” He
then asked for a large basin and some tepid water, and bathed it so
softly and soothingly that the child soon became composed; and the
mother discovered the artist at once. He compressed the wound, and
explained to Mrs. Lucas that the principal thing really was to avoid an
ugly scar. “There is no danger,” said he. He then bound the wound
neatly up, and had the girl put to bed. “You will not wake her at any
particular hour, nurse. Let her sleep. Have a little strong beef-tea
ready, and give it her at any hour, night or day, she asks for it. But
do not force it on her, or you will do her more harm than good. She had
better sleep before she eats.”

Mrs. Lucas begged him to come every morning; and, as he was going,
she shook hands with him, and the soft palm deposited a hard substance
wrapped in paper. He took it with professional gravity and seeming
unconsciousness; but, once outside the house, went home on wings. He
ran up to the drawing-room, and found his wife seated, and playing at
reading. He threw himself on his knees, and the fee into her lap; and,
while she unfolded the paper with an ejaculation of pleasure, he said,
“Darling, the first real patient--the first real fee. It is yours to buy
the new bonnet.”

“Oh, I’m so glad!” said she, with her eyes glistening. “But I’m afraid
one can’t get a bonnet fit to wear--for a guinea.”

Dr. Staines visited his little patient every day, and received his
guinea. Mrs. Lucas also called him in for her own little ailments, and
they were the best possible kind of ailments: for, being imaginary,
there was no limit to them.

Then did Mrs. Staines turn jealous of her husband. “They never ask me,”
 said she; “and I am moped to death.”

“It is hard,” said Christopher, sadly. “But have a little patience.
Society will come to you long before practice comes to me.”

About two o’clock one afternoon a carriage and pair drove up, and a
gorgeous footman delivered a card--“Lady Cicely Treherne.”

Of course Mrs. Staines was at home, and only withheld by propriety
from bounding into the passage to meet her school-fellow. However, she
composed herself in the drawing-room, and presently the door was opened,
and a very tall young woman, richly but not gayly dressed, drifted into
the room, and stood there a statue of composure.

Rosa had risen to fly to her; but the reverence a girl of eighteen
strikes into a child of twelve hung about her still, and she came
timidly forward, blushing and sparkling, a curious contrast in color
and mind to her visitor; for Lady Cicely was Languor in person--her hair
whitey-brown, her face a fine oval, but almost colorless; her eyes
a pale gray, her neck and hands incomparably white and beautiful--a
lymphatic young lady, a live antidote to emotion. However, Rosa’s
beauty, timidity, and undisguised affectionateness were something so
different from what she was used to in the world of fashion, that she
actually smiled, and held out both her hands a little way. Rosa seized
them, and pressed them; they left her; and remained passive and limp.

“O Lady Cicely,” said Rosa, “how kind of you to come.”

“How kind of you to send to me,” was the polite, but perfectly cool
reply. “But how you are gwown, and--may I say impwoved?--You la petite
Lusignan! It is incwedible,” lisped her ladyship, very calmly.

“I was only a child,” said Rosa. “You were always so beautiful and tall,
and kind to a little monkey like me. Oh, pray sit down, Lady Cicely, and
talk of old times.”

She drew her gently to the sofa, and they sat down hand in hand; but
Lady Cicely’s high-bred reserve made her a very poor gossip about
anything that touched herself and her family; so Rosa, though no
egotist, was drawn into talking about herself more than she would have
done had she deliberately planned the conversation. But here was an old
school-fellow, and a singularly polite listener, and so out came her
love, her genuine happiness, her particular griefs, and especially the
crowning grievance, no society, moped to death, etc.

Lady Cicely could hardly understand the sentiment in a woman who so
evidently loved her husband. “Society!” said she, after due reflection,
“why, it is a boa.” (And here I may as well explain that Lady Cicely
spoke certain words falsely, and others affectedly; and as for the
letter r, she could say it if she made a hearty effort, but was
generally too lazy to throw her leg over it.) “Society! I’m dwenched
to death with it. If I could only catch fiah like other women, and
love somebody, I would much rather have a tete-a-tete with him than
go teawing about all day and all night, from one unintwisting cwowd
to another. To be sure,” said she, puzzling the matter out, “you are a
beauty, and would be more looked at.”

“The idea! and--oh no! no! it is not that. But even in the country we
had always some society.”

“Well, dyar, believe me, with your appeawance, you can have as much
society as you please; but it will boa you to death, as it does me, and
then you will long to be left quiet with a sensible man who loves you.”

Said Rosa, “When shall I have another tete-a-tete with YOU, I wonder?
Oh, it has been such a comfort to me. Bless you for coming. There--I
wrote to Cecilia, and Emily, and Mrs. Bosanquet that is now, and all my
sworn friends, and to think of you being the one to come--you that never
kissed me but once, and an earl’s daughter into the bargain.”

“Ha! ha! ha!”--Lady Cicely actually laughed for once in a way, and did
not feel the effort. “As for kissing,” said she, “if I fall shawt,
fawgive me. I was nevaa vewy demonstwative.”

“No; and I have had a lesson. That Florence Cole--Florence Whiting that
was, you know--was always kissing me, and she has turned out a traitor.
I’ll tell you all about her.” And she did.

Lady Cicely thought Mrs. Staines a little too unreserved in her
conversation; but was so charmed with her sweetness and freshness that
she kept up the acquaintance, and called on her twice a week during the
season. At first she wondered that her visits were not returned; but
Rosa let out that she was ashamed to call on foot in Grosvenor Square.

Lady Cicely shrugged her beautiful shoulders a little at that; but she
continued to do the visiting, and to enjoy the simple, innocent rapture
with which she was received.

This lady’s pronunciation of many words was false or affected. She
said “good murning” for “good morning,” and turned other vowels to
diphthongs, and played two or three pranks with her “r’s.” But we cannot
be all imperfection: with her pronunciation her folly came to a full
stop. I really believe she lisped less nonsense and bad taste in a year
than some of us articulate in a day. To be sure, folly is generally
uttered in a hurry, and she was too deplorably lazy to speak fast on any
occasion whatever.

One day Mrs. Staines took her up-stairs, and showed her from the back
window her husband pacing the yard, waiting for patients. Lady Cicely
folded her arms, and contemplated him at first with a sort of zoological
curiosity. Gentleman pacing back yard, like hyena, she had never seen

At last she opened her mouth in a whisper, “What is he doing?”

“Waiting for patients.”

“Oh! Waiting--for--patients?”

“For patients that never come, and never will come.”

“Cuwious! How little I know of life.”

“It is that all day, dear, or else writing.”

Lady Cicely, with her eyes fixed on Staines, made a motion with her hand
that she was attending.

“And they won’t publish a word he writes.”

“Poor man!”

“Nice for me; is it not?”

“I begin to understand,” said Lady Cicely quietly; and soon after
retired with her invariable composure.

Meantime, Dr. Staines, like a good husband, had thrown out occasional
hints to Mrs. Lucas that he had a wife, beautiful, accomplished, moped.
More than that, he went so far as to regret to her that Mrs. Staines,
being in a neighborhood new to him, saw so little society; the more so,
as she was formed to shine, and had not been used to seclusion.

All these hints fell dead on Mrs. Lucas. A handsome and skilful doctor
was welcome to her: his wife--that was quite another matter.

But one day Mrs. Lucas saw Lady Cicely Treherne’s carriage standing at
the door. The style of the whole turnout impressed her. She wondered
whose it was.

On another occasion she saw it drive up, and the lady get out. She
recognized her; and the very next day this parvenue said adroitly, “Now,
Dr. Staines, really you can’t be allowed to hide your wife in this way.
(Staines stared.) Why not introduce her to me next Wednesday? It is my
night. I would give a dinner expressly for her; but I don’t like to do
that while my husband is in Naples.”

When Staines carried the invitation to his wife, she was delighted, and
kissed him with childish frankness.

But the very next moment she became thoughtful, uneasy, depressed. “Oh,
dear; I’ve nothing to wear.”

“Oh, nonsense, Rosa. Your wedding outfit.”

“The idea! I can’t go as a bride. It’s not a masquerade.”

“But you have other dresses.”

“All gone by, more or less; or not fit for such parties as SHE gives. A
hundred carriages!”

“Bring them down, and let me see them.”

“Oh yes.” And the lady, who had nothing to wear, paraded a very fair
show of dresses.

Staines saw something to admire in all of them. Mrs. Staines found more
to object to in each.

At last he fell upon a silver-gray silk, of superlative quality.

“That! It is as old as the hills,” shrieked Rosa.

“It looks just out of the shop. Come, tell the truth; how often have you
worn it?”

“I wore it before I was married.”

“Ay, but how often?”

“Twice. Three times, I believe.”

“I thought so. It is good as new.”

“But I have had it so long by me. I had it two years before I made it

“What does that matter? Do you think the people can tell how long a
dress has been lurking in your wardrobe? This is childish, Rosa. There,
with this dress as good as new, and your beauty, you will be as much
admired, and perhaps hated, as your heart can desire.”

“I am afraid not,” said Rosa naively. “Oh, how I wish I had known a week

“I am very thankful you did not,” said Staines dryly.

At ten o’clock Mrs. Staines was nearly dressed; at a quarter past ten
she demanded ten minutes; at half-past ten she sought a reprieve; at a
quarter to eleven, being assured that the street was full of carriages,
which had put down at Mrs. Lucas’s, she consented to emerge; and in a
minute they were at the house.

They were shown first into a cloak-room, and then into a tea-room, and
then mounted the stairs. One servant took their names, and bawled them
to another four yards off, he to another about as near, and so on; and
they edged themselves into the room, not yet too crowded to move in.

They had not taken many steps, on the chance of finding their hostess,
when a slight buzz arose, and seemed to follow them.

Rosa wondered what that was; but only for a moment; she observed a tall,
stout, aquiline woman fix an eye of bitter, diabolical, malignant hatred
on her; and as she advanced, ugly noses were cocked disdainfully, and
scraggy shoulders elevated at the risk of sending the bones through the
leather, and a titter or two shot after her. A woman’s instinct gave her
the key at once; the sexes had complimented her at sight; each in
their way; the men with respectful admiration; the women, with their
inflammable jealousy and ready hatred in another of the quality they
value most in themselves. But the country girl was too many for them:
she would neither see nor bear, but moved sedately on, and calmly
crushed them with her Southern beauty. Their dry, powdered faces could
not live by the side of her glowing skin, with nature’s delicate gloss
upon it, and the rich blood mantling below it. The got-up beauties,
i.e., the majority, seemed literally to fade and wither as she passed.

Mrs. Lucas got to her, suppressed a slight maternal pang, having
daughters to marry, and took her line in a moment; here was a decoy
duck. Mrs. Lucas was all graciousness, made acquaintance, and took a
little turn with her, introducing her to one or two persons; among the
rest, to the malignant woman, Mrs. Barr. Mrs. Barr, on this, ceased to
look daggers and substituted icicles; but on the hateful beauty moving
away, dropped the icicles, and resumed the poniards.

The rooms filled; the heat became oppressive, and the mixed odors of
flowers, scents, and perspiring humanity, sickening. Some, unable to
bear it, trickled out of the room, and sat all down the stairs.

Rosa began to feel faint. Up came a tall, sprightly girl, whose pertness
was redeemed by a certain bonhomie, and said, “Mrs. Staines, I
believe? I am to make myself agreeable to you. That is the order from

“Miss Lucas,” said Staines.

She jerked a little off-hand bow to him, and said, “Will you trust her
to me for five minutes?”

“Certainly.” But he did not much like it.

Miss Lucas carried her off, and told Dr. Staines, over her shoulder, now
he could flirt to his heart’s content.

“Thank you,” said he dryly. “I’ll await your return.”

“Oh, there are some much greater flirts here than I am,” said the ready
Miss Lucas; and whispering something in Mrs. Staines’s ear, suddenly
glided with her behind a curtain, pressed a sort of button fixed to a
looking-glass door. The door opened, and behold they were in a delicious
place, for which I can hardly find a word, since it was a boudoir and
a conservatory in one: a large octagon, the walls lined from floor to
ceiling with looking-glasses of moderate width, at intervals, and with
creepers that covered the intervening spaces of the wall, and were
trained so as to break the outline of the glasses without greatly
clouding the reflection. Ferns, in great variety, were grouped in a
deep crescent, and in the bight of this green bay were a small table
and chairs. As there were no hot-house plants, the temperature was very
cool, compared with the reeking oven they had escaped; and a little
fountain bubbled, and fed a little meandering gutter that trickled away
among the ferns; it ran crystal clear over little bright pebbles and
shells. It did not always run, you understand; but Miss Lucas turned a
secret tap, and started it.

“Oh, how heavenly!” said Rosa, with a sigh of relief; “and how good of
you to bring me here!”

“Yes; by rights I ought to have waited till you fainted. But there is no
making acquaintance among all those people. Mamma will ask such crowds;
one is like a fly in a glue-pot.”

Miss Lucas had good nature, smartness, and animal spirits; hence arose
a vivacity and fluency that were often amusing, and passed for very
clever. Reserve she had none; would talk about strangers, or friends,
herself, her mother, her God, and the last buffoon-singer, in a breath.
At a hint from Rosa, she told her who the lady in the pink dress was,
and the lady in the violet velvet, and so on; for each lady was defined
by her dress, and, more or less, quizzed by this show-woman, not exactly
out of malice, but because it is smarter and more natural to decry than
to praise, and a little medisance is the spice to gossip, belongs to it,
as mint sauce to lamb. So they chatted away, and were pleased with
each other, and made friends, and there, in cool grot, quite forgot
the sufferings of their fellow-creatures in the adjacent Turkish bath,
yclept society. It was Rosa who first recollected herself. “Will not
Mrs. Lucas be angry with me, if I keep you all to myself?”

“Oh no; but I’m afraid we must go into the hot-house again. I like the
greenhouse best, with such a nice companion.”

They slipped noiselessly into the throng again, and wriggled about, Miss
Lucas presenting her new friend to several ladies and gentlemen.

Presently Staines found them, and then Miss Lucas wriggled away; and in
due course the room was thinned by many guests driving off home, or to
balls, and other receptions, and Dr. Staines and Mrs. Staines went home
to the Bijou. Here the physician prescribed bed; but the lady would not
hear of such a thing until she had talked it all over. So they compared
notes, and Rosa told him how well she had got on with Miss Lucas, and
made a friendship. “But for that,” said she, “I should be sorry I went
among those people, such a dowdy.”

“Dowdy!” said Staines. “Why, you stormed the town; you were the great
success of the night, and, for all I know, of the season.” The wretch
delivered this with unbecoming indifference.

“It is too bad to mock me, Christie. Where were your eyes?”

“To the best of my recollection, they were one on each side of my nose.”

“Yes, but some people are eyes and no eyes.”

“I scorn the imputation; try me.”

“Very well. Then did you see that lady in sky-blue silk, embroidered
with flowers, and flounced with white velvet, and the corsage point
lace; and oh, such emeralds?”

“I did; a tall, skinny woman, with eyes resembling her jewels in color,
though not in brightness.”

“Never mind her eyes; it is her dress I am speaking of. Exquisite; and
what a coiffure! Well, did you see HER in the black velvet, trimmed so
deep with Chantilly lace, wave on wave, and her head-dress of crimson
flowers, and such a riviere of diamonds; oh, dear! oh, dear!”

“I did, love. The room was an oven, but her rubicund face and
suffocating costume made it seem a furnace.”

“Stuff! Well, did you see the lady in the corn-colored silk, and poppies
in her hair?”

“Of course I did. Ceres in person. She made me feel hot, too; but I
cooled myself a bit at her pale, sickly face.”

“Never mind their faces; that is not the point.”

“Oh, excuse me; it is always a point with us benighted males, all eyes
and no eyes.”

“Well, then, the lady in white, with cherry-velvet bands, and a white
tunic looped with crimson, and headdress of white illusion, a la vierge,
I think they call it.”

“It was very refreshing; and adapted to that awful atmosphere. It was
the nearest approach to nudity I ever saw, even amongst fashionable

“It was lovely; and then that superb figure in white illusion and gold,
with all those narrow flounces over her slip of white silk glacee, and a
wreath of white flowers, with gold wheat ears amongst them, in her hair;
and oh! oh! oh! her pearls, oriental, and as big as almonds!”

“And oh! oh! oh! her nose! reddish, and as long as a woodcock’s.”

“Noses! noses! stupid! That is not what strikes you first in a woman
dressed like an angel.”

“Well, if you were to run up against that one, as I nearly did, her nose
WOULD be the thing that would strike you first. Nose! it was a rostrum!
the spear-head of Goliah.”

“Now, don’t, Christopher. This is no laughing matter. Do you mean you
were not ashamed of your wife? I was.”

“No, I was not; you had but one rival; a very young lady, wise
before her age; a blonde, with violet eyes. She was dressed in light
mauve-colored silk, without a single flounce, or any other tomfoolery
to fritter away the sheen and color of an exquisite material; her sunny
hair was another wave of color, wreathed with a thin line of white
jessamine flowers closely woven, that scented the air. This girl was the
moon of that assembly, and you were the sun.”

“I never even saw her.”

“Eyes and no eyes. She saw you, and said, ‘Oh, what a beautiful
creature!’ for I heard her. As for the old stagers, whom you admire so,
their faces were all clogged with powder, the pores stopped up, the true
texture of the skin abolished. They looked downright nasty, whenever
you or that young girl passed by them. Then it was you saw to what a
frightful extent women are got up in our day, even young women, and
respectable women. No, Rosa, dress can do little for you; you have
beauty--real beauty.”

“Beauty! That passes unnoticed, unless one is well dressed.”

“Then what an obscure pair the Apollo Belvidere and the Venus de Medicis
must be.”

“Oh! they are dressed--in marble.”

Christopher Staines stared first, then smiled.

“Well done,” said he, admiringly. “That IS a knockdown blow. So now you
have silenced your husband, go you to bed directly. I can’t afford you
diamonds; so I will take care of that little insignificant trifle, your

Mrs. Staines and Mrs. Lucas exchanged calls, and soon Mrs. Staines could
no longer complain she was out of the world. Mrs. Lucas invited her to
every party, because her beauty was an instrument of attraction she knew
how to use; and Miss Lucas took a downright fancy to her; drove her in
the park, and on Sundays to the Zoological Gardens, just beginning to be

The Lucases rented a box at the opera, and if it was not let at the
library by six o’clock, and if other engagements permitted, word was
sent round to Mrs. Staines, as a matter of course, and she was taken to
the opera. She began almost to live at the Lucases, and to be oftener
fatigued than moped.

The usual order of things was inverted; the maiden lady educated the
matron; for Miss Lucas knew all about everybody in the Park, honorable
or dishonorable; all the scandals, and all the flirtations; and whatever
she knew, she related point-blank. Being as inquisitive as voluble, she
soon learned how Mrs. Staines and her husband were situated. She took
upon her to advise her in many things, and especially impressed upon
her that Dr. Staines must keep a carriage, if he wanted to get on in
medicine. The piece of advice accorded so well with Rosa’s wishes, that
she urged it on her husband again and again.

He objected that no money was coming in, and therefore it would be
insane to add to their expenses. Rosa persisted, and at last worried
Staines with her importunity. He began to give rather short answers.
Then she quoted Miss Lucas against him. He treated the authority with
marked contempt; and then Rosa fired up a little. Then Staines held his
peace; but did not buy a carriage to visit his no patients.

So at last Rosa complained to Lady Cicely Treherne, and made her the
judge between her husband and herself. Lady Cicely drawled out a prompt
but polite refusal to play that part. All that could be elicited from
her, and that with difficulty, was, “Why quall with your husband about a
cawwige; he is your best fwiend.”

“Ah, that he is,” said Rosa; “but Miss Lucas is a good friend, and she
knows the world. We don’t; neither Christopher nor I.”

So she continued to nag at her husband about it, and to say that he was
throwing his only chance away.

Galled as he was by neglect, this was irritating, and at last he could
not help telling her she was unreasonable. “You live a gay life, and I
a sad one. I consent to this, and let you go about with these Lucases,
because you were so dull; but you should not consult them in our private
affairs. Their interference is indelicate and improper. I will not set
up a carriage till I have patients to visit. I am sick of seeing our
capital dwindle, and no income created. I will never set up a carriage
till I have taken a hundred-guinea fee.”

“Oh! Then we shall go splashing through the mud all our days.”

“Or ride in a cab,” said Christopher, with a quiet doggedness that left
no hope of his yielding.

One afternoon Miss Lucas called for Mrs. Staines to drive in the Park,
but did not come up-stairs; it was an engagement, and she knew Mrs.
Staines would be ready, or nearly. Mrs. Staines, not to keep her
waiting, came down rather hastily, and in the very passage whipped out
of her pocket a little glass, and a little powder puff, and puffed her
face all over in a trice. She was then going out; but her husband called
her into the study. “Rosa, my dear,” said he, “you were going out with a
dirty face.”

“Oh!” cried she, “give me a glass.”

“There is no need of that. All you want is a basin and some nice
rain-water. I keep a little reservoir of it.”

He then handed her the same with great politeness. She looked in his
eye, and saw he was not to be trifled with. She complied like a lamb,
and the heavenly color and velvet gloss that resulted were admirable.

He kissed her and said, “Ah! now you are my Rosa again. Oblige me by
handing over that powder-puff to me.” She looked vexed, but complied.
“When you come back I will tell you why.”

“You are a pest,” said Mrs. Staines, and so joined her friend, rosy with
rain-water and a rub.

“Dear me, how handsome you look to-day!” was Miss Lucas’s first remark.

Rosa never dreamed that rain-water and rub could be the cause of her
looking so well.

“It is my tiresome husband,” said she. “He objects to powder, and he has
taken away my puff.”

“And you stood that?”

“Obliged to.”

“Why, you poor-spirited little creature, I should like to see a husband
presume to interfere with me in those things. Here, take mine.”

Rosa hesitated a little. “Well--no--I think not.”

Miss Lucas laughed at her, and quizzed her so on her allowing a man to
interfere in such sacred things as dress and cosmetics, that she came
back irritated with her husband, and gave him a short answer or two.
Then he asked what was the matter.

“You treat me like a child--taking away my very puff.”

“I treat you like a beautiful flower, that no bad gardener shall wither
whilst I am here.”

“What nonsense! How could that wither me? It is only violet powder--what
they put on babies.”

“And who are the Herods that put it on babies?”

“Their own mothers, that love them ten times more than the fathers do.”

“And kill a hundred of them for one a man ever kills. Mothers!--the most
wholesale homicides in the nation. We will examine your violet-powder:
bring it down here.”

While she was gone he sent for a breakfast-cupful of flour, and when she
came back he had his scales out, and begged her to put a teaspoonful of
flour into one scale and of violet powder into another. The flour kicked
the beam, as Homer expresses himself.

“Put another spoonful of flour.”

The one spoonful of violet powder outweighed the two of flour.

“Now,” said Staines, “does not that show you the presence of a mineral
in your vegetable powder? I suppose they tell you it is made of white
violets dried, and triturated in a diamond mill. Let us find out what
metal it is. We need not go very deep into chemistry for that.” He
then applied a simple test, and detected the presence of lead in large
quantities. Then he lectured her: “Invisible perspiration is a process
of nature necessary to health and to life. The skin is made porous for
that purpose. You can kill anybody in an hour or two by closing the
pores. A certain infallible ass, called Pope Leo XII., killed a little
boy in two hours, by gilding him to adorn the pageant of his first
procession as Pope. But what is death to the whole body must be
injurious to a part. What madness, then, to clog the pores of so
large and important a surface as the face, and check the invisible
perspiration: how much more to insert lead into your system every day
of your life; a cumulative poison, and one so deadly and so subtle, that
the Sheffield file-cutters die in their prime, from merely hammering on
a leaden anvil. And what do you gain by this suicidal habit? No plum has
a sweeter bloom or more delicious texture than the skin of your
young face; but this mineral filth hides that delicate texture, and
substitutes a dry, uniform appearance, more like a certain kind of
leprosy than health. Nature made your face the rival of peaches, roses,
lilies; and you say, ‘No; I know better than my Creator and my God; my
face shall be like a dusty miller’s.’ Go into any flour-mill, and there
you shall see men with faces exactly like your friend Miss Lucas’s. But
before a miller goes to his sweetheart, he always washes his face. You
ladies would never get a miller down to your level in brains. It is a
miller’s DIRTY face our mono-maniacs of woman imitate, not the face a
miller goes a-courting with.”

“La! what a fuss about nothing!”

“About nothing! Is your health nothing? Is your beauty nothing? Well,
then, it will cost you nothing to promise me never to put powder on your
face again.”

“Very well, I promise. Now what will you do for me?”

“Work for you--write for you--suffer for you--be self-denying for
you--and even give myself the pain of disappointing you now and
then--looking forward to the time when I shall be able to say ‘Yes’ to
everything you ask me. Ah! child, you little know what it costs me to
say ‘No’ to YOU.”

Rosa put her arms round him and acquiesced. She was one of those who
go with the last speaker; but, for that very reason, the eternal
companionship of so flighty and flirty a girl as Miss Lucas was
injurious to her.

One day Lady Cicely Treherne was sitting with Mrs. Staines, smiling
languidly at her talk, and occasionally drawling out a little plain good
sense, when in came Miss Lucas, with her tongue well hung, as usual, and
dashed into twenty topics in ten minutes.

This young lady in her discourse was like those little oily beetles you
see in small ponds, whose whole life is spent in tacking--confound them
for it!--generally at right angles. What they are in navigation was Miss
Lucas in conversation: tacked so eternally from topic to topic, that no
man on earth, and not every woman, could follow her.

At the sight and sound of her, Lady Cicely congealed and stiffened.
Easy and unpretending with Mrs. Staines, she was all dignity, and even
majesty, in the presence of this chatterbox; and the smoothness with
which the transfiguration was accomplished marked that accomplished
actress the high-bred woman of the world.

Rosa, better able to estimate the change of manner than Miss Lucas was,
who did not know how little this Sawny was afflicted with misplaced
dignity, looked wistfully and distressed at her. Lady Cicely
smiled kindly in reply, rose, without seeming to hurry,--catch her
condescending to be rude to Charlotte Lucas,--and took her departure,
with a profound and most gracious courtesy to the lady who had driven
her away.

Mrs. Staines saw her down-stairs, and said, ruefully, “I am afraid
you do not like my friend Miss Lucas. She is a great rattle, but so
good-natured and clever.”

Lady Cicely shook her head. “Clevaa people don’t talk so much nonsense
before strangaas.”

“Oh, dear!” said Rosa. “I was in hopes you would like her.”

“Do YOU like her?”

“Indeed I do; but I shall not, if she drives an older friend away.”

“My dyah, I’m not easily dwiven from those I esteem. But you undastand
that is not a woman for me to mispwonownce my ‘ah’s befaw--NOR FOR YOU

She said this with a sudden maternal solemnity and kindness that
contrasted nobly and strangely with her yea-nay style, and Mrs. Staines
remembered the words years after they were spoken.

It so happened that after this Mrs. Staines received no more visits from
Lady Cicely for some time, and that vexed her. She knew her sex enough
to be aware that they are very jealous, and she permitted herself to
think that this high-minded Sawny was jealous of Miss Lucas.

This idea, founded on a general estimate of her sex, was dispelled by a
few lines from Lady Cicely, to say her family and herself were in deep
distress; her brother, Lord Ayscough, lay dying from an accident.

Then Rosa was all remorse, and ran down to Staines to tell him. She
found him with an open letter in his hand. It was from Dr. Barr, and
on the same subject. The doctor, who had always been friendly to him,
invited him to come down at once to Hallowtree Hall, in Huntingdonshire,
to a consultation. There was a friendly intimation to start at once, as
the patient might die any moment.

Husband and wife embraced each other in a tumult of surprised
thankfulness. A few necessaries were thrown into a carpet-bag, and
Dr. Staines was soon whirled into Huntingdonshire. Having telegraphed
beforehand, he was met at the station by the earl’s carriage and people,
and driven to the Hall. He was received by an old, silver-haired butler,
looking very sad, who conducted him to a boudoir; and then went and
tapped gently at the door of the patient’s room. It was opened and shut
very softly, and Lady Cicely, dressed in black, and looking paler than
ever, came into the room.

“Dr. Staines, I think?”

He bowed.

“Thank you for coming so promptly. Dr. Barr is gone. I fear he
thinks--he thinks--O Dr. Staines--no sign of life but in his poor hands,
that keep moving night and day.”

Staines looked very grave at that. Lady Cicely observed it, and, faint
at heart, could say no more, but led the way to the sick-room.

There in a spacious chamber, lighted by a grand oriel window and two
side windows, lay rank, title, wealth, and youth, stricken down in a
moment by a common accident. The sufferer’s face was bloodless, his eyes
fixed, and no signs of life but in his thumbs, and they kept working
with strange regularity.

In the room were a nurse and the surgeon; the neighboring physician, who
had called in Dr. Barr, had just paid his visit and gone away.

Lady Cicely introduced Dr. Staines and Mr. White, and then Dr. Staines
stood and fixed his eyes on the patient in profound silence. Lady
Cicely scanned his countenance searchingly, and was struck with the
extraordinary power and intensity it assumed in examining the patient;
but the result was not encouraging. Dr. Staines looked grave and gloomy.

At last, without removing his eye from the recumbent figure, he said
quietly to Mr. White, “Thrown from his horse, sir.”

“Horse fell on him, Dr. Staines.”

“Any visible injuries?”

“Yes. Severe contusions, and a rib broken and pressed upon the lungs. I
replaced and set it. Will you see?”

“If you please.”

He examined and felt the patient, and said it had been ably done.

Then he was silent and searching.

At last he spoke again. “The motion of the thumbs corresponds exactly
with his pulse.”

“Is that so, sir?”

“It is. The case is without a parallel. How long has he been so?”

“Nearly a week.”


“It is so, sir.”

Lady Cicely confirmed this.

“All the better,” said Dr. Staines upon reflection. “Well, sir,” said
he, “the visible injuries having been ably relieved, I shall look
another way for the cause.” Then, after another pause, “I must have his
head shaved.”

Lady Cicely demurred a little to this; but Dr. Staines stood firm, and
his lordship’s valet undertook the job.

Staines directed him where to begin; and when he had made a circular
tonsure on the top of the head, had it sponged with tepid water.

“I thought so,” said he. “Here is the mischief;” and he pointed to a
very slight indentation on the left side of the pia mater. “Observe,”
 said he, “there is no corresponding indentation on the other side.
Underneath this trifling depression a minute piece of bone is doubtless
pressing on the most sensitive part of the brain. He must be trephined.”

Mr. White’s eyes sparkled.

“You are an hospital surgeon, sir?”

“Yes, Dr. Staines. I have no fear of the operation.”

“Then I hand the patient over to you. The case at present is entirely

White was driven home, and soon returned with the requisite instruments.
The operation was neatly performed, and then Lady Cicely was called in.
She came trembling; her brother’s fingers were still working, but not so

“That is only HABIT,” said Staines; “it will soon leave off, now the
cause is gone.”

And, truly enough, in about five minutes the fingers became quiet. The
eyes became human next; and within half an hour after the operation the
earl gave a little sigh.

Lady Cicely clasped her hands, and uttered a little cry of delight.

“This will not do,” said Staines, “I shall have you screaming when he

“Oh, Dr. Staines! will he ever speak?”

“I think so, and very soon. So be on your guard.”

This strange scene reached its climax soon after, by the earl saying,

“Are her knees broke, Tom?”

Lady Cicely uttered a little scream, but instantly suppressed it.

“No, my lord,” said Staines, smartly; “only rubbed a bit. You can go to
sleep, my lord. I’ll take care of the mare.”

“All right,” said his lordship; and composed himself to slumber.

Dr. Staines, at the earnest request of Lady Cicely, stayed all night;
and in course of the day advised her how to nurse the patient, since
both physician and surgeon had done with him.

He said the patient’s brain might be irritable for some days, and no
women in silk dresses or crinoline, or creaking shoes, must enter the
room. He told her the nurse was evidently a clumsy woman, and would
be letting things fall. She had better get some old soldier used to
nursing. “And don’t whisper in the room,” said he; “nothing irritates
them worse; and don’t let anybody play a piano within hearing; but in a
day or two you may try him with slow and continuous music on the flute
or violin if you like. Don’t touch his bed suddenly; don’t sit on it or
lean on it. Dole sunlight into his room by degrees; and when he can bear
it, drench him with it. Never mind what the old school tell you. About
these things they know a good deal less than nothing.”

Lady Cicely received all this like an oracle.

The cure was telegraphed to Dr. Barr, and he was requested to settle the
fee. He was not the man to undersell the profession, and was jealous
of nobody, having a large practice, and a very wealthy wife. So he
telegraphed back--“Fifty guineas, and a guinea a mile from London.”

So, as Christopher Staines sat at an early breakfast, with the carriage
waiting to take him to the train, two notes were brought him on a

They were both directed by Lady Cicely Treherne. One of them contained a
few kind and feeling words of gratitude and esteem; the other, a check,
drawn by the earl’s steward, for one hundred and thirty guineas.

He bowled up to London, and told it all to Rosa. She sparkled with
pride, affection, and joy.

“Now, who says you are not a genius?” she cried. “A hundred and thirty
guineas for one fee! Now, if you love your wife as she loves you--you
will set up a brougham.”


Doctor Staines begged leave to distinguish; he had not said he would
set up a carriage at the first one hundred guinea fee, but only that he
would not set up one before. There are misguided people who would call
this logic: but Rosa said it was equivocating, and urged him so warmly
that at last he burst out, “Who can go on forever saying ‘No,’ to
the only creature he loves?”--and caved. In forty-eight hours more a
brougham waited at Mrs. Staines’s door. The servant engaged to drive
it was Andrew Pearman, a bachelor, and, hitherto, an under-groom. He
readily consented to be coachman, and to do certain domestic work as
well. So Mrs. Staines had a man-servant as well as a carriage.

Ere long, three or four patients called, or wrote, one after the other.
These Rosa set down to brougham, and crowed; she even crowed to Lady
Cicely Treherne, to whose influence, and not to brougham’s, every one of
these patients was owing. Lady Cicely kissed her, and demurely enjoyed
the poor soul’s self-satisfaction.

Staines himself, while he drove to or from these patients, felt more
sanguine, and buoyed as he was by the consciousness of ability, began to
hope he had turned the corner.

He sent an account of Lord Ayscough’s case to a medical magazine: and so
full is the world of flunkeyism, that this article, though he withheld
the name, retaining only the title, got the literary wedge in for him
at once: and in due course he became a paid contributor to two medical
organs, and used to study and write more, and indent the little stone
yard less than heretofore.

It was about this time circumstances made him acquainted with Phoebe
Dale. Her intermediate history I will dispose of in fewer words than it
deserves. Her ruin, Mr. Reginald Falcon, was dismissed from his club,
for marking high cards on the back with his nail. This stopped his
remaining resource--borrowing: so he got more and more out at elbows,
till at last he came down to hanging about billiard-rooms, and making a
little money by concealing his game; from that, however, he rose to be a

Having culminated to that, he wrote and proposed marriage to Miss Dale,
in a charming letter: she showed it to her father with pride.

Now, if his vanity, his disloyalty, his falsehood, his ingratitude,
and his other virtues had not stood in the way, he would have done this
three years ago, and been jumped at.

But the offer came too late; not for Phoebe--she would have taken him in
a moment--but for her friends. A baited hook is one thing, a bare hook
is another. Farmer Dale had long discovered where Phoebe’s money went:
he said not a word to her; but went up to town like a shot; found Falcon
out, and told him he mustn’t think to eat his daughter’s bread. She
should marry a man that could make a decent livelihood; and if she
was to run away with HIM, why they’d starve together. The farmer was
resolute, and spoke very loud, like one that expects opposition, and
comes prepared to quarrel. Instead of that, this artful rogue addressed
him with deep respect and an affected veneration, that quite puzzled
the old man; acquiesced in every word, expressed contrition for his past
misdeeds, and told the farmer he had quite determined to labor with his
hands. “You know, farmer,” said he, “I am not the only gentleman who has
come to that in the present day. Now, all my friends that have seen my
sketches, assure me I am a born painter; and a painter I’ll be--for love
of Phoebe.”

The farmer made a wry face. “Painter! that is a sorry sort of a trade.”

“You are mistaken. It’s the best trade going. There are gentlemen making
their thousands a year by it.”

“Not in our parts, there bain’t. Stop a bit. What be ye going to paint,
sir? Housen, or folk?”

“Oh, hang it, not houses. Figures, landscapes.”

“Well, ye might just make shift to live at it, I suppose, with here and
there a signboard. They are the best paid, our way: but, Lord bless ye,
THEY wants headpiece. Well, sir, let me see your work. Then we’ll talk

“I’ll go to work this afternoon,” said Falcon eagerly; then with
affected surprise, “Bless me; I forgot. I have no palette, no canvas, no
colors. You couldn’t lend me a couple of sovereigns to buy them, could

“Ay, sir; I could. But I woan’t. I’ll lend ye the things, though, if you
have a mind to go with me and buy ‘em.”

Falcon agreed, with a lofty smile; and the purchases were made.

Mr. Falcon painted a landscape or two out of his imagination. The
dealers to whom he took them declined them; one advised the gentleman
painter to color tea-boards. “That’s your line,” said he.

“The world has no taste,” said the gentleman painter: “but it has got
lots of vanity: I’ll paint portraits.”

He did; and formidable ones: his portraits were amazingly like the
people, and yet unlike men and women, especially about the face. One
thing, he didn’t trouble with lights and shades, but went slap at the

His brush would never have kept him; but he carried an instrument, in
the use of which he was really an artist, viz., his tongue. By wheedling
and underselling--for he only charged a pound for the painted canvas--he
contrived to live; then he aspired to dress as well as live. With this
second object in view, he hit upon a characteristic expedient.

He used to prowl about, and when he saw a young woman sweeping the
afternoon streets with a long silk train, and, in short, dressed to ride
in the park, yet parading the streets, he would take his hat off to
her, with an air of profound respect, and ask permission to take her
portrait. Generally he met a prompt rebuff; but if the fair was so
unlucky as to hesitate a single moment, he told her a melting tale; he
had once driven his four-in-hand; but by indorsing his friends’ bills,
was reduced to painting likeness, admirable likenesses in oil, only a
guinea each.

His piteous tale provoked more gibes than pity, but as he had no shame,
the rebuffs went for nothing: he actually did get a few sitters by his
audacity: and some of the sitters actually took the pictures, and paid
for them; others declined them with fury as soon as they were finished.
These he took back with a piteous sigh, that sometimes extracted half
a crown. Then he painted over the rejected one and let it dry; so that
sometimes a paid portrait would present a beauty enthroned on the debris
of two or three rivals, and that is where few beauties would object to

All this time he wrote nice letters to Phoebe, and adopted the tone
of the struggling artist, and the true lover, who wins his bride by
patience, perseverance, and indomitable industry; a babbled of “Self

Meantime, Phoebe was not idle: an excellent business woman, she took
immediate advantage of a new station that was built near the farm, to
send up milk, butter, and eggs to London. Being genuine, they sold like
wildfire. Observing that, she extended her operations, by buying of
other farmers, and forwarding to London: and then, having of course an
eye to her struggling artist, she told her father she must have a shop
in London, and somebody in it she could depend upon.

“With all my heart, wench,” said he; “but it must not be thou. I can’t
spare thee.”

“May I have Dick, father?”

“Dick! he is rather young.”

“But he is very quick, father, and minds every word I tell him.”

“Ay, he is as fond of thee as ever a cow was of a calf. Well, you can
try him.”

So the love-sick woman of business set up a little shop, and put her
brother Dick in it, and all to see more of her struggling artist. She
stayed several days, to open the little shop, and start the business.
She advertised pure milk, and challenged scientific analysis of
everything she sold. This came of her being a reader; she knew, by the
journals, that we live in a sinful and adulterating generation, and
anything pure must be a godsend to the poor poisoned public.

Now, Dr. Staines, though known to the profession as a diagnost, was also
an analyst, and this challenge brought him down on Phoebe Dale. He
told her he was a physician, and in search of pure food for his own
family--would she really submit the milk to analysis?

Phoebe smiled an honest country smile, and said, “Surely, sir.” She gave
him every facility, and he applied those simple tests which are commonly
used in France, though hardly known in England.

He found it perfectly pure, and told her so; and gazed at Phoebe for a
moment, as a phenomenon.

She smiled again at that, her broad country smile. “That is a wonder in
London, I dare say. It’s my belief half the children that die here are
perished with watered milk. Well, sir, we shan’t have that on our souls,
father and I; he is a farmer in Essex. This comes a many miles, this

Staines looked in her face, with kindly approval marked on his own
eloquent features. She blushed a little at so fixed a regard. Then he
asked her if she would supply him with milk, butter, and eggs.

“Why, if you mean sell you them, yes, sir, with pleasure. But for
sending them home to you in this big town, as some do, I can’t; for
there’s only brother Dick and me: it is an experiment like.”

“Very well,” said Staines: “I will send for them.”

“Thank you kindly, sir. I hope you won’t be offended, sir; but we only
sell for ready money.”

“All the better: my order at home is, no bills.”

When he was gone, Phoebe, assuming vast experience, though this was only
her third day, told Dick that was one of the right sort: “and oh, Dick,”
 said she, “did you notice his eye?”

“Not particklar, sister.”

“There now; the boy is blind. Why, ‘twas like a jewel. Such an eye I
never saw in a man’s head, nor a woman’s neither.”

Staines told his wife about Phoebe and her brother, and spoke of her
with a certain admiration that raised Rosa’s curiosity, and even that
sort of vague jealousy that fires at bare praise. “I should like to see
this phenomenon,” said she. “You shall,” said he. “I have to call on
Mrs. Manly. She lives near. I will drop you at the little shop, and come
back for you.”

He did so, and that gave Rosa a quarter of an hour to make her
purchases. When he came back he found her conversing with Phoebe, as
if they were old friends, and Dick glaring at his wife with awe and
admiration. He could hardly get her away.

She was far more extravagant in her praises than Dr. Staines had been.
“What a good creature!” said she. “And how clever! To think of her
setting up a shop like that all by herself; for her Dick is only

Dr. Staines recommended the little shop wherever he went, and even
extended its operations. He asked Phoebe to get her own wheat ground
at home, and send the flour up in bushel bags. “These assassins, the
bakers,” said he, “are putting copper into the flour now, as well as
alum. Pure flour is worth a fancy price to any family. With that we
can make the bread of life. What you buy in the shops is the bread of

Dick was a good, sharp boy, devoted to his sister. He stuck to the shop
in London, and handed the money to Phoebe, when she came for it. She
worked for it in Essex, and extended her country connection for supply
as the retail business increased.

Staines wrote an article on pure food, and incidentally mentioned the
shop as a place where flour, milk, and butter were to be had pure. This
article was published in the Lancet, and caused quite a run upon the
little shop. By and by Phoebe enlarged it, for which there were great
capabilities, and made herself a pretty little parlor, and there she and
Dick sat to Falcon for their portraits; here, too, she hung his rejected
landscapes. They were fair in her eyes; what matter whether they
were like nature? his hand had painted them. She knew, from him, that
everybody else had rejected them. With all the more pride and love did
she have them framed in gold, and hung up with the portraits in her
little sanctum.

For a few months Phoebe Dale was as happy as she deserved to be. Her
lover was working, and faithful to her--at least she saw no reason to
doubt it. He came to see her every evening, and seemed devoted to her:
would sit quietly with her, or walk with her, or take her to a play, or
a music-hall--at her expense.

She now lived in a quiet elysium, with a bright and rapturous dream
of the future; for she saw she had hit on a good vein of business, and
should soon be independent, and able to indulge herself with a husband,
and ask no man’s leave.

She sent to Essex for a dairymaid, and set her to churn milk into
butter, coram populo, at a certain hour every morning. This made a new
sensation. At other times the woman was employed to deliver milk and
cream to a few favored customers.

Mrs. Staines dropped in now and then, and chatted with her. Her sweet
face and her naivete won Phoebe’s heart; and one day, as happiness is
apt to be communicative, she let out to her, in reply to a feeler or two
as to whether she was quite alone, that she was engaged to be married to
a gentleman. “But he is not rich, ma’am,” said Phoebe plaintively; “he
has had trouble: obliged to work for his living, like me; he painted
these pictures, EVERY ONE OF THEM. If it was not making too free, and
you could spare a guinea--he charges no more for the picture, only you
must go to the expense of the frame.”

“Of course I will,” said Rosa warmly. “I’ll sit for it here, any day you

Now, Rosa said this, out of her ever ready kindness, not to wound
Phoebe: but having made the promise, she kept clear of the place for
some days, hoping Phoebe would forget all about it. Meantime she sent
her husband to buy.

In about a fortnight she called again, primed with evasions if she
should be asked to sit; but nothing of the kind was proposed. Phoebe was
dealing when she went in. The customers disposed of, she said to Mrs.
Staines, “Oh, ma’am, I am glad you are come. I have something I should
like to show you.” She took her into the parlor, and made her sit down:
then she opened a drawer, and took out a very small substance that
looked like a tear of ground glass, and put it on the table before
her. “There, ma’am,” said she, “that is all he has had for painting a
friend’s picture.”

“Oh! what a shame.”

“His friend was going abroad--to Natal; to his uncle that farms out
there, and does very well; it is a first-rate part, if you take out a
little stock with you, and some money; so my one gave him credit, and
when the letter came with that postmark, he counted on a five-pound
note; but the letter only said he had got no money yet, but sent him
something as a keepsake: and there was this little stone. Poor fellow!
he flung it down in a passion; he was so disappointed.”

Phoebe’s great gray eyes filled; and Rosa gave a little coo of sympathy
that was very womanly and lovable.

Phoebe leaned her cheek on her hand, and said thoughtfully, “I picked it
up, and brought it away; for, after all--don’t you think, ma’am, it is
very strange that a friend should send it all that way, if it was worth
nothing at all?”

“It is impossible. He could not be so heartless.”

“And do you know, ma’am, when I take it up in my fingers, it doesn’t
feel like a thing that was worth nothing.”

“No more it does: it makes my fingers tremble. May I take it home, and
show it my husband? he is a great physician and knows everything.”

“I am sure I should be obliged to you, ma’am.”

Rosa drove home, on purpose to show it to Christopher. She ran into
his study: “Oh, Christopher, please look at that. You know that good
creature we have our flour and milk and things of. She is engaged, and
he is a painter. Oh, such daubs! He painted a friend, and the friend
sent that home all the way from Natal, and he dashed it down, and SHE
picked it up, and what is it? ground glass, or a pebble, or what?”

“Humph!--by its shape, and the great--brilliancy--and refraction of
light, on this angle, where the stone has got polished by rubbing
against other stones, in the course of ages, I’m inclined to think it
is--a diamond.”

“A diamond!” shrieked Rosa. “No wonder my fingers trembled. Oh, can
it be? Oh, you good, cold-blooded Christie!--Poor things!--Come along,
Diamond! Oh you beauty! Oh you duck!”

“Don’t be in such a hurry. I only said I thought it was a diamond. Let
me weigh it against water, and then I shall KNOW.”

He took it to his little laboratory, and returned in a few minutes, and
said, “Yes. It is just three times and a half heavier than water. It is
a diamond.”

“Are you positive?”

“I’ll stake my existence.”

“What is it worth?”

“My dear, I’m not a jeweller: but it is very large and pear-shaped,
and I see no flaw: I don’t think you could buy it for less than three
hundred pounds.”

“Three hundred pounds! It is worth three hundred pounds.”

“Or sell it for more than a hundred and fifty pounds.”

“A hundred and fifty! It is worth a hundred and fifty pounds.”

“Why, my dear, one would think you had invented ‘the diamond.’ Show me
how to crystallize carbon, and I will share your enthusiasm.”

“Oh, I leave you to carbonize crystal. I prefer to gladden hearts: and I
will do it this minute, with my diamond.”

“Do, dear; and I will take that opportunity to finish my article on

Rosa drove off to Phoebe Dale.

Now Phoebe was drinking tea with Reginald Falcon, in her little parlor.
“Who is that, I wonder?” said she, when the carriage drew up.

Reginald drew back a corner of the gauze curtain which had been drawn
across the little glass door leading from the shop.

“It is a lady, and a beautiful--Oh! let me get out.” And he rushed out
at the door leading to the kitchen, not to be recognized.

This set Phoebe all in a flutter, and the next moment Mrs. Staines
tapped at the little door, then opened it, and peeped. “Good news! may I
come in?”

“Surely,” said Phoebe, still troubled and confused by Reginald’s strange

“There! It is a diamond!” screamed Rosa. “My husband knew it directly.
He knows everything. If ever you are ill, go to him and nobody else--by
the refraction, and the angle, and its being three times and a half as
heavy as water. It is worth three hundred pounds to buy, and a hundred
and fifty pounds to sell.”


“So don’t you go throwing it away, as he did. (In a whisper.) Two
teacups? Was that him? I have driven him away. I am so sorry. I’ll go;
and then you can tell him. Poor fellow!”

“Oh, ma’am, don’t go yet,” said Phoebe, trembling. “I haven’t half
thanked you.”

“Oh, bother thanks. Kiss me; that is the way.”

“May I?”

“You may, and must. There--and there--and there. Oh dear, what nice
things good luck and happiness are, and how sweet to bring them for

Upon this Phoebe and she had a nice little cry together, and Mrs.
Staines went off refreshed thereby, and as gay as a lark, pointing slyly
at the door, and making faces to Phoebe that she knew he was there, and
she only retired, out of her admirable discretion, that they might enjoy
the diamond together.

When she was gone, Reginald, whose eye and ear had been at the keyhole,
alternately gloating on the face and drinking the accents of the only
woman he had ever really loved, came out, looking pale, and strangely
disturbed; and sat down at table, without a word.

Phoebe came back to him, full of the diamond. “Did you hear what she
said, my dear? It is a diamond; it is worth a hundred and fifty pounds
at least. Why, what ails you? Ah! to be sure! you know that lady.”

“I have cause to know her. Cursed jilt!”

“You seem a good deal put out at the sight of her.”

“It took me by surprise, that is all.”

“It takes me by surprise too. I thought you were cured. I thought MY
turn had come at last.”

Reginald met this in sullen silence. Then Phoebe was sorry she had said
it; for, after all, it wasn’t the man’s fault if an old sweetheart had
run into the room, and given him a start. So she made him some fresh
tea, and pressed him kindly to try her home-made bread and butter.

My lord relaxed his frown and consented, and of course they talked

He told her, loftily, he must take a studio, and his sitters must come
to him, and must no longer expect to be immortalized for one pound. It
must be two pounds for a bust, and three pounds for a kitcat.

“Nay, but, my dear,” said Phoebe, “they will pay no more because you
have a diamond.”

“Then they will have to go unpainted,” said Mr. Falcon.

This was intended for a threat. Phoebe instinctively felt that it might
not be so received; she counselled moderation. “It is a great thing to
have earned a diamond,” said she: “but ‘tis only once in a life. Now,
be ruled by me: go on just as you are. Sell the diamond, and give me the
money to keep for you. Why, you might add a little to it, and so would
I, till we made it up two hundred pounds. And if you could only show two
hundred pounds you had made and laid by, father would let us marry,
and I might keep this shop--it pays well, I can tell you--and keep my
gentleman in a sly corner; you need never be seen in it.”

“Ay, ay,” said he, “that is the small game. But I am a man that have
always preferred the big game. I shall set up my studio, and make enough
to keep us both. So give me the stone, if you please. I shall take it
round to them all, and the rogues won’t get it out of ME for a hundred
and fifty; why, it is as big as a nut.”

“No, no, Reginald. Money has always made mischief between you and me.
You never had fifty pounds yet, you didn’t fall into temptation. Do
pray let me keep it for you; or else sell it--I know how to sell; nobody
better--and keep the money for a good occasion.”

“Is it yours, or mine?” said he, sulkily.

“Why yours, dear; you earned it.”

“Then give it me, please.” And he almost forced it out of her hand.

So now she sat down and cried over this piece of good luck, for her
heart filled with forebodings.

He laughed at her, but at last had the grace to console her, and assure
her she was tormenting herself for nothing.

“Time will show,” said she, sadly.

Time did show.

Three or four days he came, as usual, to laugh her out of her
forebodings. But presently his visits ceased. She knew what that meant:
he was living like a gentleman, melting his diamond, and playing her
false with the first pretty face he met.

This blow, coming after she had been so happy, struck Phoebe Dale stupid
with grief. The line on her high forehead deepened; and at night she sat
with her hands before her, sighing, and sighing, and listening for the
footsteps that never came.

“Oh, Dick!” she said, “never you love any one. I am aweary of my life.
And to think that, but for that diamond--oh, dear! oh, dear! oh, dear!”

Then Dick used to try and comfort her in his way, and often put his arm
round her neck, and gave her his rough but honest sympathy. Dick’s rare
affection was her one drop of comfort; it was something to relieve her
swelling heart.

“Oh, Dick!” she said to him one night, “I wish I had married him.”

“What, to be ill-used?”

“He couldn’t use me worse. I have been wife, and mother, and sweetheart,
and all, to him; and to be left like this. He treats me like the dirt
beneath his feet.”

“‘Tis your own fault, Phoebe, partly. You say the word, and I’ll break
every bone in his carcass.”

“What, do him a mischief! Why, I’d rather die than harm a hair of his
head. You must never lift a hand to him, or I shall hate you.”

“Hate ME, Phoebe?”

“Ay, boy: I should. God forgive me: ‘tis no use deceiving ourselves;
when a woman loves a man she despises, never you come between them;
there’s no reason in her love, so it is incurable. One comfort, it can’t
go on forever; it must kill me, before my time and so best. If I was
only a mother, and had a little Reginald to dandle on my knee and gloat
upon, till he spent his money, and came back to me. That’s why I said I
wished I was his wife. Oh! why does God fill a poor woman’s bosom with
love, and nothing to spend it on but a stone; for sure his heart must be
one. If I had only something that would let me always love it, a little
toddling thing at my knee, that would always let me look at it, and love
it, something too young to be false to me, too weak to run away from my
long--ing--arms--and--year--ning heart!” Then came a burst of agony,
and moans of desolation, till poor puzzled Dick blubbered loudly at her
grief; and then her tears flowed in streams.

Trouble on trouble. Dick himself got strangely out of sorts, and
complained of shivers. Phoebe sent him to bed early, and made him some
white wine whey very hot. In the morning he got up, and said he was
better; but after breakfast he was violently sick, and suffered several
returns of nausea before noon. “One would think I was poisoned,” said

At one o’clock he was seized with a kind of spasm in the throat that
lasted so long it nearly choked him.

Then Phoebe got frightened, and sent to the nearest surgeon. He did not
hurry, and poor Dick had another frightful spasm just as he came in.

“It is hysterical,” said the surgeon. “No disease of the heart, is
there? Give him a little sal-volatile every half hour.”

In spite of the sal-volatile these terrible spasms seized him every half
hour; and now he used to spring off the bed with a cry of terror when
they came; and each one left him weaker and weaker; he had to be carried
back by the women.

A sad, sickening fear seized on Phoebe. She left Dick with the maid, and
tying on her bonnet in a moment, rushed wildly down the street, asking
the neighbors for a great doctor, the best that could be had for money.
One sent her east a mile, another west, and she was almost distracted,
when who should drive up but Dr. and Mrs. Staines, to make purchases.
She did not know his name, but she knew he was a doctor. She ran to the
window, and cried, “Oh, doctor, my brother! Oh, pray come to him. Oh!

Dr. Staines got quickly, but calmly, out; told his wife to wait; and
followed Phoebe up-stairs. She told him in a few agitated words how Dick
had been taken, and all the symptoms; especially what had alarmed her
so, his springing off the bed when the spasm came.

Dr. Staines told her to hold the patient up. He lost not a moment, but
opened his mouth resolutely, and looked down.

“The glottis is swollen,” said he: then he felt his hands, and said,
with the grave, terrible calm of experience, “He is dying.”

“Oh, no! no! Oh, doctor, save him! save him!”

“Nothing can save him, unless we had a surgeon on the spot. Yes, I might
save him, if you have the courage: opening his windpipe before the next
spasm is his one chance.”

“Open his windpipe! Oh, doctor! It will kill him. Let me look at you.”

She looked hard in his face. It gave her confidence.

“Is it the only chance?”

“The only one: and it is flying while we chatter.”

“DO IT.”

He whipped out his lancet.

“But I can’t look on it. I trust to you and my Saviour’s mercy.”

She fell on her knees, and bowed her head in prayer.

Staines seized a basin, put it by the bedside, made an incision in
the windpipe, and got Dick down on his stomach, with his face over the
bedside. Some blood ran, but not much. “Now!” he cried, cheerfully, “a
small bellows! There’s one in your parlor. Run.”

Phoebe ran for it, and at Dr. Staines’ direction lifted Dick a little,
while the bellows, duly cleansed, were gently applied to the aperture
in the windpipe, and the action of the lungs delicately aided by this
primitive but effectual means.

He showed Phoebe how to do it, tore a leaf out of his pocket-book, wrote
a hasty direction to an able surgeon near, and sent his wife off with it
in the carriage.

Phoebe and he never left the patient till the surgeon came with all the
instruments required; amongst the rest, with a big, tortuous pair of
nippers, with which he could reach the glottis, and snip it. But they
consulted, and thought it wiser to continue the surer method; and so
a little tube was neatly inserted into Dick’s windpipe, and his throat
bandaged; and by this aperture he did his breathing for some little

Phoebe nursed him like a mother; and the terror and the joy did her
good, and made her less desolate.

Dick was only just well when both of them were summoned to the farm,
and arrived only just in time to receive their father’s blessing and his
last sigh.

Their elder brother, a married man, inherited the farm, and was
executor. Phoebe and Dick were left fifteen hundred pounds apiece, on
condition of their leaving England and going to Natal.

They knew directly what that meant. Phoebe was to be parted from a bad
man, and Dick was to comfort her for the loss.

When this part of the will was read to Phoebe, she turned faint, and
only her health and bodily vigor kept her from swooning right away.

But she yielded. “It is the will of the dead,” said she, “and I will
obey it; for, oh, if I had but listened to him more when he was alive to
advise me, I should not sit here now, sick at heart and dry-eyed, when I
ought to be thinking only of the good friend that is gone.”

When she had come to this she became feverishly anxious to be gone. She
busied herself in purchasing agricultural machines, and stores, and even
stock; and to see her pinching the beasts’ ribs to find their condition,
and parrying all attempts to cheat her, you would never have believed
she could be a love-sick woman.

Dick kept her up to the mark. He only left her to bargain with the
master of a good vessel; for it was no trifle to take out horses and
cows, and machines, and bales of cloth, cotton, and linen.

When that was settled they came in to town together, and Phoebe bought
shrewdly, at wholesale houses in the city, for cash, and would have
bargains: and the little shop in ----- Street was turned into a

They were all ardor, as colonists should be; and what pleased Dick most,
she never mentioned Falcon; yet he learned from the maid that worthy had
been there twice, looking very seedy.

The day drew near. Dick was in high spirits.

“We shall soon make our fortune out there,” he said; “and I’ll get you a
good husband.”

She shuddered, but said nothing.

The evening before they were to sail, Phoebe sat alone, in her black
dress, tired with work, and asking herself, sick at heart, could she
ever really leave England, when the door opened softly, and Reginald
Falcon, shabbily dressed, came in, and threw himself into a chair.

She started up with a scream, then sank down again, trembling, and
turned her face to the wall.

“So you are going to run away from me!” said he savagely.

“Ay, Reginald,” said she meekly.

“This is your fine love, is it?”

“You have worn it out, dear,” she said softly, without turning her head
from the wall.

“I wish I could say as much; but, curse it, every time I leave you I
learn to love you more. I am never really happy but when I am with you.”

“Bless you for saying that, dear. I often thought you MUST find that out
one day; but you took too long.”

“Oh, better late than never. Phoebe! Can you have the heart to go to the
Cape, and leave me all alone in the world, with nobody that really cares
for me? Surely you are not obliged to go.”

“Yes; my father left Dick and me fifteen hundred pounds apiece to go:
that was the condition. Poor Dick loves his unhappy sister. He won’t go
without me--I should be his ruin--poor Dick, that really loves me;
and he lay a-dying here, and the good doctor and me--God bless him--we
brought him back from the grave. Ah, you little know what I have
gone through. You were not here. Catch you being near me when I am in
trouble. There, I must go. I must go. I will go; if I fling myself into
the sea half way.”

“And, if you do, I’ll take a dose of poison; for I have thrown away the
truest heart, the sweetest, most unselfish, kindest, generous--oh! oh!

And he began to howl.

This set Phoebe sobbing. “Don’t cry, dear,” she murmured through her
tears; “if you have really any love for me, come with me.”

“What, leave England, and go to a desert?”

“Love can make a desert a garden.”

“Phoebe, I’ll do anything else. I’ll swear not to leave your side. I’ll
never look at any other face but yours. But I can’t live in Africa.”

“I know you can’t. It takes a little real love to go there with a poor
girl like me. Ah, well, I’d have made you so happy. We are not poor
emigrants. I have a horse for you to ride, and guns to shoot; and me and
Dick would do all the work for you. But there are others here you can’t
leave for me. Well, then, good-by, dear. In Africa, or here, I shall
always love you; and many a salt tear I shall shed for you yet, many a
one I have, as well you know. God bless you. Pray for poor Phoebe, that
goes against her will to Africa, and leaves her heart with thee.”

This was too much even for the selfish Reginald. He kneeled at her
knees, and took her hand, and kissed it, and actually shed a tear or two
over it.

She could not speak. He had no hope of changing her resolution; and
presently he heard Dick’s voice outside, so he got up to avoid him.
“I’ll come again in the morning, before you go.”

“Oh, no! no!” she gasped. “Unless you want me to die at your feet. I am
almost dead now.”

Reginald slipped out by the kitchen.

Dick came in, and found his sister leaning with her head back against
the wall. “Why, Phoebe,” said he, “whatever is the matter?” and he took
her by the shoulder.

She moaned, and he felt her all limp and powerless.

“What is it, lass? Whatever is the matter? Is it about going away?”

She would not speak for a long time.

When she did speak, it was to say something for which my male reader may
not be prepared. But it will not surprise the women.

“O Dick--forgive me!”

“Why, what for?”

“Forgive me, or else kill me: I don’t care which.”

“I do, though. There, I forgive you. Now what’s your crime?”

“I can’t go. Forgive me!”

“Can’t go?”

“I can’t. Forgive me!”

“I’m blessed if I don’t believe that vagabond has been here tormenting
of you again.”

“Oh, don’t miscall him. He is penitent. Yes, Dick, he has been here
crying to me--and I can’t leave him. I can’t--I can’t. Dear Dick! you
are young and stout-hearted; take all the things over, and make your
fortune out there, and leave your poor foolish sister behind. I should
only fling myself into the salt sea if I left him now, and that would be
peace to me, but a grief to thee.”

“Lordsake, Phoebe, don’t talk so. I can’t go without you. And do but
think, why, the horses are on board by now, and all the gear. It’s my
belief a good hiding is all you want, to bring you to your senses; but
I han’t the heart to give you one, worse luck. Blessed if I know what to
say or do.”

“I won’t go!” cried Phoebe, turning violent all of a sudden. “No, not if
I am dragged to the ship by the hair of my head. Forgive me!” And with
that word she was a mouse again.

“Eh, but women are kittle cattle to drive,” said poor Dick ruefully. And
down he sat at a nonplus, and very unhappy.

Phoebe sat opposite, sullen, heart-sick, wretched to the core; but
determined not to leave Reginald.

Then came an event that might have been foreseen, yet it took them both
by surprise.

A light step was heard, and a graceful, though seedy, figure entered the
room with a set speech in his mouth: “Phoebe, you are right. I owe it to
your long and faithful affection to make a sacrifice for you. I will go
to Africa with you. I will go to the end of the world, sooner than you
shall say I care for any woman on earth but you.”

Both brother and sister were so unprepared for this, that they could
hardly realize it at first.

Phoebe turned her great, inquiring eyes on the speaker, and it was
a sight to see amazement, doubt, hope, and happiness animating her
features, one after another.

“Is this real?” said she.

“I will sail with you to-morrow, Phoebe; and I will make you a good
husband, if you will have me.”

“That is spoke like a man,” said Dick. “You take him at his word,
Phoebe; and if he ill-uses you out there, I’ll break every bone in his

“How dare you threaten him?” said Phoebe. “You had best leave the room.”

Out went poor Dick, with the tear in his eye at being snubbed so. While
he was putting up the shutters, Phoebe was making love to her pseudo
penitent. “My dear,” said she, “trust yourself to me. You don’t know all
my love yet; for I have never been your wife, and I would not be your
jade; that is the only thing I ever refused you. Trust yourself to me.
Why, you never found happiness with others; try it with me. It shall
be the best day’s work you ever did, going out in the ship with me. You
don’t know how happy a loving wife can make her husband. I’ll pet you
out there as man was never petted. And besides, it isn’t for life; Dick
and me will soon make a fortune out there, and then I’ll bring you home,
and see you spend it any way you like but one. Oh, how I love you! do
you love me a little? I worship the ground you walk on. I adore every
hair of your head!” Her noble arm went round his neck in a moment, and
the grandeur of her passion electrified him so far that he kissed her
affectionately, if not quite so warmly as she did him: and so it was all
settled. The maid was discharged that night instead of the morning, and
Reginald was to occupy her bed. Phoebe went up-stairs with her heart
literally on fire, to prepare his sleeping-room, and so Dick and
Reginald had a word.

“I say, Dick, how long will this voyage be?”

“Two months, sir, I am told.”

“Please to cast your eyes on this suit of mine. Don’t you think it is
rather seedy--to go to Africa with? Why, I shall disgrace you on board
the ship. I say, Dick, lend me three sovs., just to buy a new suit at
the slop-shop.”

“Well, brother-in-law,” said Dick, “I don’t see any harm in that. I’ll
go and fetch them for you.”

What does this sensible Dick do but go up-stairs to Phoebe, and say, “He
wants three pounds to buy a suit; am I to lend it him?”

Phoebe was shaking and patting her penitent’s pillow. She dropped it
on the bed in dismay. “Oh, Dick, not for all the world! Why, if he had
three sovereigns, he’d desert me at the water’s edge. Oh, God help me,
how I love him! God forgive me, how I mistrust him! Good Dick! kind
Dick! say we have suits of clothes, and we’ll fit him like a prince,
as he ought to be, on board ship; but not a shilling of money: and, my
dear, don’t put the weight on ME. You understand?”

“Ay, mistress, I understand.”

“Good Dick!”

“Oh, all right! and then don’t you snap this here good, kind Dick’s nose
off at a word again.”

“Never. I get wild if anybody threatens him. Then I’m not myself.
Forgive my hasty tongue. You know I love you, dear!”

“Oh, ay! you love me well enough. But seems to me your love is precious
like cold veal, and your love for that chap is hot roast beef.”

“Ha, ha, ha, ha!”

“Oh, ye can laugh now, can ye?”

“Ha, ha, ha!”

“Well, the more of that music, the better for me.”

“Yes, dear; but go and tell him.”

Dick went down, and said, “I’ve got no money to spare, till I get to the
Cape; but Phoebe has got a box full of suits, and I made her promise to
keep it out. She will dress you like a prince, you may be sure.”

“Oh, that is it, is it?” said Reginald dryly.

Dick made no reply.

At nine o’clock they were on board the vessel; at ten she weighed
anchor, and a steam-vessel drew her down the river about thirty miles,
then cast off, and left her to the south-easterly breeze. Up went sail
after sail; she nodded her lofty head, and glided away for Africa.

Phoebe shed a few natural tears at leaving the shores of Old England;
but they soon dried. She was demurely happy, watching her prize, and
asking herself had she really secured it, and all in a few hours?

They had a prosperous voyage: were married at Cape Town, and went up
the country, bag and baggage, looking out for a good bargain in land.
Reginald was mounted on an English horse, and allowed to zigzag about,
and shoot, and play, while his wife and brother-in-law marched slowly
with their cavalcade.

What with air, exercise, wholesome food, and smiles of welcome, and
delicious petting, this egotist enjoyed himself finely. He admitted as
much. Says he, one evening to his wife, who sat by him for the pleasure
of seeing him feed, “It sounds absurd; but I never was so happy in all
my life.”

At that, the celestial expression of her pastoral face, and the maternal
gesture with which she drew her pet’s head to her queenly bosom, was a
picture for celibacy to gnash the teeth at.


During this period, the most remarkable things that happened to Dr. and
Mrs. Staines were really those which I have related as connecting them
with Phoebe Dale and her brother; to which I will now add that Dr.
Staines detailed Dick’s case in a remarkable paper, entitled “Oedema of
the Glottis,” and showed how the patient had been brought back from
the grave by tracheotomy and artificial respiration. He received a high
price for this article.

To tell the truth, he was careful not to admit that it was he who had
opened the windpipe; so the credit of the whole operation was given to
Mr. Jenkyn; and this gentleman was naturally pleased, and threw a good
many consultation fees in Staines’s way.

The Lucases, to his great comfort--for he had an instinctive aversion to
Miss Lucas--left London for Paris in August, and did not return all the

In February he reviewed his year’s work and twelve months’ residence in
the Bijou. The pecuniary result was, outgoings, nine hundred and fifty
pounds; income, from fees, two hundred and eighty pounds; writing,
ninety pounds.

He showed these figures to Mrs. Staines, and asked her if she
could suggest any diminution of expenditure. Could she do with less
housekeeping money?

“Oh, impossible! You cannot think how the servants eat; and they won’t
touch our home-made bread.”

“The fools! Why?”

“Oh, because they think it costs us less. Servants seem to me always to
hate the people whose bread they eat.”

“More likely it is their vanity. Nothing that is not paid for before
their eyes seems good enough for them. Well, dear, the bakers will
revenge us. But is there any other item we could reduce? Dress?”

“Dress! Why, I spend nothing.”

“Forty-five pounds this year.”

“Well, I shall want none next year.”

“Well, then, Rosa, as there is nothing we can reduce, I must write more,
and take more fees, or we shall be in the wrong box. Only eight hundred
and sixty pounds left of our little capital; and, mind, we have not
another shilling in the world. One comfort, there is no debt. We pay
ready money for everything.”

Rosa colored a little, but said nothing.

Staines did his part nobly. He read; he wrote; he paced the yard. He
wore his old clothes in the house; he took off his new ones when he came
in. He was all genius, drudgery, patience.

How Phoebe Dale would have valued him, co-operated with him, and petted
him, if she had had the good luck to be his wife!

The season came back, and with it Miss Lucas, towing a brilliant bride,
Mrs. Vivian, young, rich, pretty, and gay, with a waist you could span,
and athirst for pleasure.

This lady was the first that ever made Rosa downright jealous. She
seemed to have everything the female heart could desire; and she was No.
1 with Miss Lucas this year. Now, Rosa was No. 1 last season, and had
weakly imagined that was to last forever. But Miss Lucas had always a
sort of female flame, and it never lasted two seasons.

Rosa did not care so very much for Miss Lucas before, except as a
convenient friend; but now she was mortified to tears at finding Miss
Lucas made more fuss with another than with her.

This foolish feeling spurred her to attempt a rivalry with Mrs. Vivian,
in the very things where rivalry was hopeless.

Miss Lucas gave both ladies tickets for a flower-show, where all the
great folk were to be, princes and princesses, etc.

“But I have nothing to wear,” sighed Rosa.

“Then you must get something, and mind it is not pink, please; for we
must not clash in colors. You know I’m dark, and pink becomes me. (The
selfish young brute was not half so dark as Rosa.) Mine is coming
from Worth’s, in Paris, on purpose. And this new Madame Cie, of Regent
Street, has such a duck of a bonnet, just come from Paris. She wanted
to make me one from it; but I told her I would have none but the pattern
bonnet--and she knows very well she can’t pass a copy off on me. Let
me drive you up there, and you can see mine, and order one, if you like

“Oh, thank you! let me just run and speak to my husband first.”

Staines was writing for the bare life, and a number of German books
about him, slaving to make a few pounds--when in comes the buoyant
figure and beaming face his soul delighted in.

He laid down his work, to enjoy the sunbeam of love.

“Oh, darling, I’ve only come in for a minute. We are going to
a flower-show on the 13th; everybody will be so beautifully
dressed--especially that Mrs. Vivian. I have got ten yards of beautiful
blue silk in my wardrobe, but that is not enough to make a whole
dress--everything takes so much stuff now. Madame Cie does not care
to make up dresses unless she finds the silk, but Miss Lucas says she
thinks, to oblige a friend of hers, she would do it for once in a way.
You know, dear, it would only take a few yards more, and it would last
as a dinner-dress for ever so long.”

Then she clasped him round the neck, and leaned her head upon his
shoulder, and looked lovingly up in his face. “I know you would like
your Rosa to look as well as Mrs. Vivian.”

“No one ever looks as well, in my eyes, as my Rosa. There, the dress
will add nothing to your beauty; but go and get it, to please yourself;
it is very considerate of you to have chosen something of which you have
ten yards, already. See, dear, I’m to receive twenty pounds for this
article; if research was paid it ought to be a hundred. I shall add it
all to your allowance for dresses this year. So no debt, mind; but come
to me for everything.”

The two ladies drove off to Madame Cie’s, a pretty shop lined with dark
velvet and lace draperies.

In the back room they were packing a lovely bridal dress, going off the
following Saturday to New York.

“What, send from America to London?”

“Oh, dear, yes!” exclaimed Madame Cie. “The American ladies are
excellent customers. They buy everything of the best, and the most

“I have brought a new customer,” said Miss Lucas; “and I want you to do
a great favor, and that is to match a blue silk, and make her a pretty
dress for the flower-show on the 13th.”

Madame Cie produced a white muslin polonaise, which she was just going
to send home to the Princess -----, to be worn over mauve.

“Oh, how pretty and simple!” exclaimed Miss Lucas.

“I have some lace exactly like that,” said Mrs. Staines.

“Then why don’t you have a polonaise? The lace is the only expensive
part, the muslin is a mere nothing; and it is such a useful dress, it
can be worn over any silk.”

It was agreed Madame Cie was to send for the blue silk and the lace, and
the dresses were to be tried on on Thursday.

On Thursday, as Rosa went gayly into Madame Cie’s back room to have the
dresses tried on, Madame Cie said, “You have a beautiful lace shawl,
but it wants arranging; in five minutes I could astonish you with what I
could do to that shawl.”

“Oh, pray do,” said Mrs. Staines.

The dressmaker kept her word. By the time the blue dress was tried on,
Madame Cie had, with the aid of a few pins, plaits, and a bow of blue
ribbon, transformed the half lace shawl into one of the smartest and
distingue things imaginable; but when the bill came in at Christmas,
for that five minutes’ labor and distingue touch, she charged one pound

Madame Cie then told the ladies, in an artfully confidential tone,
she had a quantity of black silk coming home, which she had purchased
considerably below cost price; and that she should like to make them
each a dress--not for her own sake, but theirs--as she knew they would
never meet such a bargain again. “You know, Miss Lucas,” she continued,
“we don’t want our money, when we know our customers. Christmas is soon
enough for us.”

“Christmas is a long time off,” thought the young wife, “nearly ten
months. I think I’ll have a black silk, Madame Cie; but I must not
say anything to the doctor about it just yet, or he might think me

“No one can ever think a lady extravagant for buying a black silk; it’s
such a useful dress; lasts forever--almost.”

Days, weeks, and months rolled on, and with them an ever-rolling tide of
flower-shows, dinners, at-homes, balls, operas, lawn-parties, concerts,
and theatres.

Strange that in one house there should be two people who loved each
other, yet their lives ran so far apart, except while they were asleep:
the man all industry, self-denial, patience; the woman all frivolity,
self-indulgence, and amusement; both chained to an oar, only--one in a
working boat, the other in a painted galley.

The woman got tired first, and her charming color waned sadly. She came
to him for medicine to set her up. “I feel so languid.”

“No, no,” said he; “no medicine can do the work of wholesome food and
rational repose. You lack the season of all natures, sleep. Dine at home
three days running, and go to bed at ten.”

On this the doctor’s wife went to a chemist for advice. He gave her
a pink stimulant; and, as stimulants have two effects, viz., first to
stimulate, and then to weaken, this did her no lasting good. Dr. Staines
cursed the London season, and threatened to migrate to Liverpool.

But there was worse behind.

Returning one day to his dressing-room, just after Rosa had come
down-stairs, he caught sight of a red stain in a wash-hand-basin. He
examined it; it was arterial blood.

He went to her directly, and expressed his anxiety.

“Oh, it is nothing,” said she.

“Nothing! Pray, how often has it occurred?”

“Once or twice. I must take your advice, and be quiet, that is all.”

Staines examined the housemaid; she lied instinctively at first, seeing
he was alarmed; but, being urged to tell the truth, said she had seen it
repeatedly, and had told the cook.

He went down-stairs again, and sat down, looking wretched.

“Oh, dear!” said Rosa. “What is the matter now?”

“Rosa,” said he, very gravely, “there are two people a woman is mad to
deceive--her husband and her physician. You have deceived both.”


I suspect Dr. Staines merely meant to say that she had concealed from
him an alarming symptom for several weeks; but she answered in a hurry,
to excuse herself, and let the cat out of the bag--excuse my vulgarity.

“It was all that Mrs. Vivian’s fault. She laughed at me so for not
wearing them; and she has a waist you can span--the wretch!”

“Oh, then, you have been wearing stays clandestinely?”

“Why, you know I have. Oh, what a stupid! I have let it all out.”

“How could you do it, when you knew, by experience, it is your death?”

“But it looks so beautiful, a tiny waist.”

“It looks as hideous as a Chinese foot, and, to the eye of science, far
more disgusting; it is the cause of so many unlovely diseases.”

“Just tell me one thing; have you looked at Mrs. Vivian?”

“Minutely. I look at all your friends with great anxiety, knowing no
animal more dangerous than a fool. Vivian--a skinny woman, with a pretty
face, lovely hair, good teeth, dying eyes”--

“Yes, lovely!”

“A sure proof of a disordered stomach--and a waist pinched in so
unnaturally, that I said to myself, ‘Where on earth does this idiot put
her liver?’ Did you ever read of the frog who burst, trying to swell to
an ox? Well, here is the rivalry reversed; Mrs. Vivian is a bag of bones
in a balloon; she can machine herself into a wasp; but a fine young
woman like you, with flesh and muscle, must kill yourself three or four
times before you can make your body as meagre, hideous, angular, and
unnatural as Vivian’s. But all you ladies are mono-maniacs; one might as
well talk sense to a gorilla. It brought you to the edge of the grave.
I saved you. Yet you could go and--God grant me patience. So I suppose
these unprincipled women lent you their stays to deceive your husband?”

“No. But they laughed at me so that--Oh, Christie, I’m a wretch; I kept
a pair at the Lucases, and a pair at Madame Cie’s, and I put them on now
and then.”

“But you never appeared here in them?”

“What, before my tyrant? Oh no, I dared not.”

“So you took them off before you came home?”

Rosa hung her head, and said “Yes” in a reluctant whisper.

“You spent your daylight dressing. You dressed to go out; dressed again
in stays; dressed again without them; and all to deceive your husband,
and kill yourself, at the bidding of two shallow, heartless women, who
would dance over your grave without a pang of remorse, or sentiment of
any kind, since they live, like midges, ONLY TO DANCE IN THE SUN, AND

“Oh, Christie! I’m so easily led. I am too great a fool to live. Kill

And she kneeled down, and renewed the request, looking up in his face
with an expression that might have disarmed Cain ipsum.

He smiled superior. “The question is, are you sorry you have been so

“Yes, dear. Oh! oh!”

“Will you be very good to make up?”

“Oh, yes. Only tell me how; for it does not come natural to poor me.”

“Keep out of those women’s way for the rest of the season.”

“I will.”

“Bring your stays home, and allow me to do what I like with them.”

“Of course. Cut them in a million pieces.”

“Till you are recovered, you must be my patient, and go nowhere without

“That is no punishment, I am sure.”

“Punishment! Am I the man to punish you? I only want to save you.”

“Well, darling, it won’t be the first time.”

“No; but I do hope it will be the last.”


“Sublata causa tollitur effectus.” The stays being gone, and dissipation
moderated, Mrs. Staines bloomed again, and they gave one or two
unpretending little dinners at the Bijou. Dr. Staines admitted no false
friends to these. They never went beyond eight; five gentlemen, three
ladies. By this arrangement the terrible discursiveness of the fair, and
man’s cruel disposition to work a subject threadbare, were controlled
and modified, and a happy balance of conversation established. Lady
Cicely Treherne was always invited, and always managed to come; for she
said, “They were the most agweeable little paaties in London, and the
host and hostess both so intewesting.” In the autumn, Staines worked
double tides with the pen, and found a vehicle for medical narratives in
a weekly magazine that did not profess medicine.

This new vein put him in heart. His fees, towards the end of the year,
were less than last year, because there was no hundred-guinea fee; but
there was a marked increase in the small fees, and the unflagging pen
had actually earned him two hundred pounds, or nearly. So he was in good

Not so Mrs. Staines; for some time she had been uneasy, fretful, and
like a person with a weight on her mind.

One Sunday she said to him, “Oh, dear, I do feel so dull. Nobody to go
to church with, nor yet to the Zoo.”

“I’ll go with you,” said Staines.

“You will! To which?”

“To both; in for a penny, in for a pound.”

So to church they went; and Staines, whose motto was “Hoc age,” minded
his book. Rosa had intervals of attention to the words, but found plenty
of time to study the costumes.

During the Litany in bustled Clara, the housemaid, with a white jacket
on so like her mistress’s, that Rosa clutched her own convulsively,
to see whether she had not been skinned of it by some devilish

No, it was on her back; but Clara’s was identical.

In her excitement, Rosa pinched Staines, and with her nose, that went
like a water-wagtail, pointed out the malefactor. Then she whispered,
“Look! How dare she? My very jacket! Earrings too, and brooches, and
dresses her hair like mine.”

“Well, never mind,” whispered Staines. “Sunday is her day. We have
got all the week to shine. There, don’t look at her--‘From all evil
speaking, lying, and slandering’”--

“I can’t keep my eyes off her.”

“Attend to the Litany. Do you know, this is really a beautiful

“I’d rather do the work fifty times over myself.”

“Hush! people will hear you.”

When they walked home after church, Staines tried to divert her from the
consideration of her wrongs; but no--all other topics were too flat by

She mourned the hard fate of mistresses--unfortunate creatures that
could not do without servants.

“Is not that a confession that servants are good, useful creatures,
with all their faults? Then as to the mania for dress, why, that is not
confined to them. It is the mania of the sex. Are you free from it?”

“No, of course not. But I am a lady, if you please.”

“Then she is your intellectual inferior, and more excusable. Anyway, it
is wise to connive at a thing we can’t help.”

“What keep her, after this? no, never.”

“My dear, pray do not send her away, for she is tidy in the house, and
quick, and better than any one we have had this last six months; and you
know you have tried a great number.”

“To hear you speak, one would think it was my fault that we have so many
bad servants.”

“I never said it was your fault; but I THINK, dearest, a little more
forbearance in trifles”--

“Trifles! trifles--for a mistress and maid to be seen dressed alike in
the same church? You take the servants’ part against me, that you do.”

“You should not say that, even in jest. Come now, do you really think
a jacket like yours can make the servant look like you, or detract from
your grace and beauty? There is a very simple way; put your jacket by
for a future occasion, and wear something else in its stead at church.”

“A nice thing, indeed, to give in to these creatures. I won’t do it.”

“Why won’t you, this once?”

“Because I won’t--there!”

“That is unanswerable,” said he.

Mrs. Staines said that; but when it came to acting, she deferred to
her husband’s wish; she resigned her intention of sending for Clara
and giving her warning. On the contrary, when Clara let her in, and the
white jackets rubbed together in the narrow passage, she actually said
nothing, but stalked to her own room, and tore her jacket off, and flung
it on the floor.

Unfortunately, she was so long dressing for the Zoo, that Clara came
in to arrange the room. She picks up the white jacket, takes it in both
hands, gives it a flap, and proceeds to hang it up in the wardrobe.

Then the great feminine heart burst its bounds.

“You can leave that alone. I shall not wear that again.”

Thereupon ensued an uneven encounter, Clara being one of those of whom
the Scripture says, “The poison of asps is under their tongues.”

“La, ma’am,” said she, “why, ‘tain’t so very dirty.”

“No; but it is too common.”

“Oh, because I’ve got one like it. Ay. Missises can’t abide a
good-looking servant, nor to see ‘em dressed becoming.”

“Mistresses do not like servants to forget their place, nor wear what
does not become their situation.”

“My situation! Why, I can pay my way, go where I will. I don’t tremble
at the tradesmen’s knock, as some do.”

“Leave the room! Leave it this moment.”

“Leave the room, yes--and I’ll leave the house too, and tell all the
neighbors what I know about it.”

She flounced out and slammed the door; and Rosa sat down, trembling.

Clara rushed to the kitchen, and there told the cook and Andrew Pearman
how she had given it to the mistress, and every word she had said to
her, with a good many more she had not.

The cook laughed and encouraged her.

But Andrew Pearman was wroth, and said, “You to affront our mistress
like that! Why, if I had heard you, I’d have twisted your neck for ye.”

“It would take a better man than you to do that. You mind your own
business. Stick to your one-horse chay.”

“Well, I’m not above my place, for that matter. But you gals must always
be aping your betters.”

“I have got a proper pride, that is all, and you haven’t. You ought to
be ashamed of yourself to do two men’s work; drive a brougham and wait
on a horse, and then come in and wait at table, You are a tea-kettle
groom, that is what you are. Why, my brother was coachman to Lord
Fitz-James, and gave his lordship notice the first time he had to drive
the children. Says he, ‘I don’t object to the children, my lord, but
with her ladyship in the carriage.’ It’s such servants as you as spoil
places. No servant as knows what’s due to a servant ought to know you.
They’d scorn your ‘quaintance, as I do, Mr. Pearman.”

“You are a stuck-up hussy, and a soldier’s jade,” roared Andrew.

“And you are a low tea-kettle groom.”

This expression wounded the great equestrian soul to the quick; the rest
of Sunday he pondered on it; the next morning he drove the doctor, as
usual, but with a heavy heart.

Meantime, the cook made haste and told the baker Pearman had “got it
hot” from the housemaid, and she had called him a tea-kettle groom; and
in less than half an hour after that it was in every stable in the mews.
Why, as Pearman was taking the horse out of the brougham, didn’t two
little red-headed urchins call out, “Here, come and see the tea-kettle
groom!” and at night some mischievous boy chalked on the black door of
the stable a large white tea-kettle, and next morning a drunken, idle
fellow, with a clay pipe in his mouth, and a dirty pair of corduroy
trousers, no coat, but a shirt very open at the chest, showing inflamed
skin, the effect of drink, inspected that work of art with blinking eyes
and vacillating toes, and said, “This comes of a chap doing too much.
A few more like you, and work would be scarce. A fine thing for
gentlefolks to make one man fill two places! but it ain’t the
gentlefolks’ fault, it’s the man as humors ‘em.”

Pearman was a peaceable man, and made no reply, but went on with his
work; only during the day he told his master that he should be obliged
to him if he would fill his situation as soon as convenient.

The master inquired the cause, and the man told him, and said the mews
was too hot for him.

The doctor offered him five pounds a year more, knowing he had a
treasure; but Pearman said, with sadness and firmness, that he had made
up his mind to go, and go he would.

The doctor’s heart fairly sank at the prospect of losing the one
creature he could depend upon.

Next Sunday evening Clara was out, and fell in with friends, to whom she
exaggerated her grievance.

Then they worked her up to fury, after the manner of servants’ FRIENDS.
She came home, packed her box, brought it down, and then flounced into
the room to Doctor and Mrs. Staines, and said, “I shan’t sleep another
night in this house.”

Rosa was about to speak, but Dr. Staines forbade her: he said, “You had
better think twice of that. You are a good servant, though for once
you have been betrayed into speaking disrespectfully. Why forfeit your
character, and three weeks’ wages?”

“I don’t care for my wages. I won’t stay in such a house as this.”

“Come, you must not be impertinent.”

“I don’t mean to, sir,” said she, lowering her voice suddenly; then,
raising it as suddenly, “There are my keys, ma’am, and you can search my

“Mrs. Staines will not search your box; and you will retire at once to
your own part of the house.”

“I’ll go farther than that,” said she, and soon after the street door
was slammed; the Bijou shook.

At six o’clock next morning, she came for her box. It had been put away
for safety. Pearman told her she must wait till the doctor came down.
She did not wait, but went at eleven A.M. to a police-magistrate, and
took out a summons against Dr. Staines, for detaining a box containing
certain articles specified--value under fifteen pounds.

When Dr. Staines heard she had been for her box, but left no address,
he sent Pearman to hunt for her. He could not find her. She avoided the
house, but sent a woman for her diurnal love letters. Dr. Staines sent
the woman back to fetch her. She came, received her box, her letters,
and the balance of her wages, which was small, for Staines deducted the
three weeks’ wages.

Two days afterwards, to his surprise, the summons was served.

Out of respect for a court of justice, however humble, Dr. Staines
attended next Monday to meet the summons.

The magistrate was an elderly man, with a face shaped like a hog’s, but
much richer in color, being purple and pimply; so foul a visage Staines
had rarely seen, even in the lowest class of the community.

Clara swore that her box had been opened, and certain things stolen out
of it; and that she had been refused the box next morning.

Staines swore that he had never opened the box, and that, if any one
else had, it was with her consent, for she had left the keys for that
purpose. He bade the magistrate observe that if a servant went away like
this, and left no address, she put it out of the master’s POWER to send
her box after her; and he proved he had some trouble to force the box on

The pig-faced beak showed a manifest leaning towards the servant, but
there wasn’t a leg to stand on; and he did not believe, nor was it
credible, that anything had been stolen out of her box.

At this moment, Pearman, sent by Rosa, entered the court with an
old gown of Clara’s that had been discovered in the scullery, and a
scribbling-book of the doctor’s, which Clara had appropriated, and
written amorous verses in, very superior--in number--to those that have
come down to us from Anacreon.

“Hand me those,” said the pig-faced beak.

“What are they, Dr. Staines?”

“I really don’t know. I must ask my servant.”

“Why, more things of mine that have been detained,” said Clara.

“Some things that have been found since she left,” said Staines.

“Oh! those that hide know where to find.”

“Young woman,” said Staines, “do not insult those whose bread you have
eaten, and who have given you many presents besides your wages. Since
you are so ready to accuse people of stealing, permit me to say that
this book is mine, and not yours; and yet, you see, it is sent after you
because you have written your trash in it.”

The purple, pig-faced beak went instantly out of the record, and wasted
a deal of time reading Clara’s poetry, and trying to be witty. He raised
the question whose book this was. The girl swore that it WAS given her
by a lady who was now in Rome. Staines swore he bought it of a certain
stationer, and happening to have his passbook in his pocket, produced an
entry corresponding with the date of the book.

The pig-faced beak said that the doctor’s was an improbable story, and
that the gown and the book were quite enough to justify the summons.
Verdict, one guinea costs.

“What, because two things she never demanded have been found and sent
after her? This is monstrous. I shall appeal to your superiors.”

“If you are impertinent I’ll fine you five pounds.”

“Very well, sir. Now hear me: if this is an honest judgment, I pray God
I may be dead before the year’s out; and, if it isn’t, I pray God you
may be.”

Then the pig-faced beak fired up, and threatened to fine him for

He deigned no reply, but paid the guinea, and Clara swept out of the
court, with a train a yard long, and leaning on the arm of a scarlet
soldier who avenged Dr. Staines with military promptitude.

Christopher went home raging internally, for hitherto he had never seen
so gross a case of injustice.

One of his humble patients followed him, and said, “I wish I had known,
sir; you shouldn’t have come here to be insulted. Why, no gentleman
can ever get justice against a servant girl when HE is sitting. It is
notorious, and that makes these hussies so bold. I’ve seen that jade
here with the same story twice afore.”

Staines reached home more discomposed than he could have himself
believed. The reason was that barefaced injustice in a court of justice
shook his whole faith in man. He opened the street door with his
latch-key, and found two men standing in the passage. He inquired what
they wanted.

“Well, sir,” said one of them, civilly enough, “we only want our due.”

“For what?”

“For goods delivered at this house, sir. Balance of account.” And he
handed him a butcher’s bill, L88, 11s. 5 1/2d.

“You must be mistaken; we run no bills here. We pay ready money for

“Well, sir,” said the butcher, “there have been payments; but the
balance has always been gaining; and we have been put off so often, we
determined to see the master. Show you the books, sir, and welcome.”

“This instant, if you please.” He took the butcher’s address, who then
retired, and the other tradesman, a grocer, told him a similar tale;
balance, sixty pounds odd.

He went to the butcher’s, sick at heart, inspected the books, and saw
that, right or wrong, they were incontrovertible; that debt had been
gaining slowly, but surely, almost from the time he confided the
accounts to his wife. She had kept faith with him about five weeks, no

The grocer’s books told a similar tale.

The debtor put his hand to his heart, and stood a moment. The very
grocer pitied him, and said, “There’s no harry, doctor; a trifle on
account, if settlement in full not convenient just now. I see you have
been kept in the dark.”

“No, no,” said Christopher; “I’ll pay every shilling.” He gave one gulp,
and hurried away.

At the fishmonger’s, the same story, only for a smaller amount.

A bill of nineteen pounds at the very pastrycook’s; a place she had
promised him, as her physician, never to enter.

At the draper’s, thirty-seven pounds odd.

In short, wherever she had dealt, the same system: partial payments, and
ever-growing debt.

Remembering Madame Cie, he drove in a cab to Regent Street, and asked
for Mrs. Staines’s account.

“Shall I send it, sir?”

“No; I will take it with me.”

“Miss Edwards, make out Mrs. Staines’s account, if you please.”

Miss Edwards was a good while making it out; but it was ready at last.
He thrust it into his pocket, without daring to look at it there; but
he went into Verrey’s, and asked for a cup of coffee, and perused the

The principal items were as follows:--

     May 4.   Re-shaping and repairing elegant lace mantle,  1  8
              Chip bonnet, feather, and flowers .  .  .  .   4  4
     May 20.  Making and trimming blue silk dress--material
               part found .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   19 19
              Five yards rich blue silk to match.  .  .  .   4  2
     June 1.  Polonaise and jacket trimmed with lace--
                material part found .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  17 17
     June 8.  One black silk dress, handsomely trimmed
                with jet guipure and lace .  .  .  .  .  .  49 18

A few shreds and fragments of finery, bought at odd times, swelled the
bill to L99 11s. 6d.--not to terrify the female mind with three figures.

And let no unsophisticated young lady imagine that the trimmings, which
constituted three-fourths of this bill, were worth anything. The word
“lace,” in Madame Cie’s bill, invariably meant machine-made trash,
worth tenpence a yard, but charged eighteen shillings a yard for one
pennyworth of work in putting it on. Where real lace was used, Madame
Cie always LET HER CUSTOMERS KNOW IT. Miss Lucas’s bill for this year
contained the two following little items:--

     Rich gros de cecile polonaise and jacket to match,
       trimmed with Chantilly lace and valenciennes .  .  .  68 5
     Superb robe de chambre, richly trimmed with skunk fur.  40 0

The customer found the stuff; viz., two shawls. Carolina found the nasty
little pole-cats, and got twenty-four shillings for them; Madame Cie
found THE REST.

But Christopher Staines had not Miss Lucas’s bill to compare his wife’s
with. He could only compare the latter with their income, and with male
notions of common sense and reason.

He went home, and into his studio, and sat down on his hard beech chair;
he looked round on his books and his work, and then, for the first time,
remembered how long and how patiently he had toiled for every hundred
pounds he had made; and he laid the evidences of his wife’s profusion
and deceit by the side of those signs of painful industry and
self-denial, and his soul filled with bitterness. “Deceit! deceit!”

Mrs. Staines heard he was in the house, and came to know about the
trial. She came hurriedly in, and caught him with his head on the table,
in an attitude of prostration, quite new to him; he raised his head
directly he heard her, and revealed a face, pale, stern, and wretched.

“Oh! what is the matter now?” said she.

“The matter is what it has always been, if I could only have seen it.
You have deceived me, and disgraced yourself. Look at those bills.”

“What bills? Oh!”

“You have had an allowance for housekeeping.”

“It wasn’t enough.”

“It was plenty, if you had kept faith with me, and paid ready money. It
was enough for the first five weeks. I am housekeeper now, and I shall
allow myself two pounds a week less, and not owe a shilling either.”

“Well, all I know is, I couldn’t do it: no woman could.”

“Then, you should have come to me, and said so; and I would have shown
you how. Was I in Egypt, or at the North Pole, that you could not find
me, to treat me like a friend? You have ruined us: these debts will
sweep away the last shilling of our little capital; but it isn’t that,
oh, no! it is the miserable deceit.”

Rosa’s eye caught the sum total of Madame Cie’s bill, and she turned
pale. “Oh, what a cheat that woman is!”

But she turned paler when Christopher said, “That is the one honest
bill; for I gave you leave. It is these that part us: these! these! Look
at them, false heart! There, go and pack up your things. We can live
here no longer; we are ruined. I must send you back to your father.”

“I thought you would, sooner or later,” said Mrs. Staines, panting,
trembling, but showing a little fight. “He told you I wasn’t fit to be a
poor man’s wife.”

“An honest man’s wife, you mean: that is what you are not fit for. You
will go home to your father, and I shall go into some humble lodging to
work for you. I’ll contrive to keep you, and find you a hundred a year
to spend in dress--the only thing your heart can really love. But I
won’t have an enemy here in the disguise of a friend; and I won’t have a
wife about me I must treat like a servant, and watch like a traitor.”

The words were harsh, but the agony with which they were spoken
distinguished them from vulgar vituperation.

They overpowered poor Rosa; she had been ailing a little some time, and
from remorse and terror, coupled with other causes, nature gave way. Her
lips turned white, she gasped inarticulately, and, with a little piteous
moan, tottered, and swooned dead away.

He was walking wildly about, ready to tear his hair, when she tottered;
he saw her just in time to save her, and laid her gently on the floor,
and kneeled over her.

Away went anger and every other feeling but love and pity for the poor,
weak creature that, with all her faults, was so lovable and so loved.

He applied no remedies at first: he knew they were useless and
unnecessary. He laid her head quite low, and opened door and window, and
loosened all her dress, sighing deeply all the time at her condition.

While he was thus employed, suddenly a strange cry broke from him: a cry
of horror, remorse, joy, tenderness, all combined: a cry compared with
which language is inarticulate. His swift and practical eye had made a

He kneeled over her, with his eyes dilating and his hands clasped, a
picture of love and tender remorse.

She stirred.

Then he made haste, and applied his remedies, and brought her slowly
back to life; he lifted her up, and carried her in his arms quite away
from the bills and things, that, when she came to, she might see nothing
to revive her distress. He carried her to the drawing-room, and kneeled
down and rocked her in his arms, and pressed her again and again gently
to his heart, and cried over her. “O my dove, my dove! the tender
creature God gave me to love and cherish, and have I used it harshly? If
I had only known! if I had only known!”

While he was thus bemoaning her, and blaming himself, and crying over
her like the rain,--he, whom she had never seen shed a tear before in
all his troubles,--she was coming to entirely, and her quick ears caught
his words, and she opened her lovely eyes on him.

“I forgive you, dear,” she said feebly. “BUT I HOPE YOU WILL BE A KINDER

These quiet words, spoken with rare gravity and softness, went through
the great heart like a knife.

He gave a sort of shiver, but said not a word.

But that night he made a solemn vow to God that no harsh word from his
lips should ever again strike a being so weak, so loving, and so beyond
his comprehension. Why look for courage and candor in a creature so
timid and shy, she could not even tell her husband THAT until, with her
subtle sense, she saw he had discovered it?


To be a father; to have an image of his darling Rosa, and a fruit of
their love to live and work for: this gave the sore heart a heavenly
glow, and elasticity to bear. Should this dear object be born to an
inheritance of debt, of poverty? Never.

He began to act as if he was even now a father. He entreated Rosa not to
trouble or vex herself; he would look into their finances, and set all

He paid all the bills, and put by a quarter’s rent and taxes. Then there
remained of his little capital just ten pounds.

He went to his printers, and had a thousand order-checks printed. These
forms ran thus:--

“Dr. Staines, of 13 Dear Street, Mayfair (blank for date), orders of
(blank here for tradesman and goods ordered), for cash. Received same
time (blank for tradesman’s receipt). Notice: Dr. Staines disowns all
orders not printed on this form, and paid for at date of order.”

He exhibited these forms, and warned all the tradespeople, before a
witness whom he took round for that purpose.

He paid off Pearman on the spot. Pearman had met Clara, dressed like a
pauper, her soldier having emptied her box to the very dregs, and he now
offered to stay. But it was too late.

Staines told the cook Mrs. Staines was in delicate health, and must not
be troubled with anything. She must come to him for all orders.

“Yes, sir,” said she. But she no sooner comprehended the check system
fully than she gave warning. It put a stop to her wholesale pilfering.
Rosa’s cooks had made fully a hundred pounds out of her amongst them
since she began to keep accounts.

Under the male housekeeper every article was weighed on delivery, and
this soon revealed that the butcher and the fishmonger had habitually
delivered short weight from the first, besides putting down the same
thing twice. The things were sent back that moment, with a printed form,
stating the nature and extent of the fraud.

The washerwoman, who had been pilfering wholesale so long as Mrs.
Staines and her sloppy-headed maids counted the linen, and then forgot
it, was brought up with a run, by triplicate forms, and by Staines
counting the things before two witnesses, and compelling the washerwoman
to count them as well, and verify or dispute on the spot. The laundress
gave warning--a plain confession that stealing had been part of her

He kept the house well for three pounds a week, exclusive of coals,
candles, and wine. His wife had had five pounds, and whatever she asked
for dinner-parties, yet found it not half enough upon her method.

He kept no coachman. If he visited a patient, a man in the yard drove
him at a shilling per hour.

By these means, and by working like a galley slave, he dragged his
expenditure down almost to a level with his income.

Rosa was quite content at first, and thought herself lucky to escape
reproaches on such easy terms.

But by and by so rigorous a system began to gall her. One day she
fancied a Bath bun; sent the new maid to the pastry-cook’s. Pastry-cook
asked to see the doctor’s order. Maid could not show it, and came back

Rosa came into the study to complain to her husband.

“A Bath bun,” said Staines. “Why, they are colored with annotto, to
save an egg, and annotto is adulterated with chromates that are poison.
Adulteration upon adulteration. I’ll make you a real Bath bun.” Off
coat, and into the kitchen, and made her three, pure, but rather heavy.
He brought them her in due course. She declined them languidly. She was
off the notion, as they say in Scotland.

“If I can’t have a thing when I want it, I don’t care for it at all.”
 Such was the principle she laid down for his future guidance.

He sighed, and went back to his work; she cleared the plate.

One day, when she asked for the carriage, he told her the time was now
come for her to leave off carriage exercise. She must walk with him
every day, instead.

“But I don’t like walking.”

“I am sorry for that. But it is necessary to you, and by and by your
life may depend on it.”

Quietly, but inexorably, he dragged her out walking every day.

In one of these walks she stopped at a shop window, and fell in love
with some baby’s things. “Oh! I must have that,” said she. “I must. I
shall die if I don’t; you’ll see now.”

“You shall,” said he, “when I can pay for it,” and drew her away.

The tears of disappointment stood in her eyes, and his heart yearned
over her. But he kept his head.

He changed the dinner hour to six, and used to go out directly

She began to complain of his leaving her alone like that.

“Well, but wait a bit,” said he; “suppose I am making a little money by
it, to buy you something you have set your heart on, poor darling!”

In a very few days after this, he brought her a little box with a slit
in it. He shook it, and money rattled; then he unlocked it, and poured
out a little pile of silver. “There,” said he, “put on your bonnet, and
come and buy those things.”

She put on her bonnet, and on the way she asked how it came to be all in

“That is a puzzler,” said he, “isn’t it?”

“And how did you make it, dear? by writing?”


“By fees from the poor people?”

“What, undersell my brethren! Hang it, no! My dear, I made it honestly,
and some day I will tell you how I made it; at present, all I will tell
you is this: I saw my darling longing for something she had a right to
long for; I saw the tears in her sweet eyes, and--oh, come along, do. I
am wretched till I see you with the things in your hand.”

They went to the shop; and Staines sat and watched Rosa buying
baby-clothes. Oh, it was a pretty sight to see this modest young
creature, little more than a child herself, anticipating maternity, but
blushing every now and then, and looking askant at her lord and master.
How his very bowels yearned over her!

And when they got home, she spread the things on a table, and they
sat hand in hand, and looked at them, and she leaned her head on his
shoulder, and went quietly to sleep there.

And yet, as time rolled on, she became irritable at times, and
impatient, and wanted all manner of things she could not have, and made
him unhappy.

Then he was out from six o’clock till one, and she took it into her head
to be jealous. So many hours to spend away from her! Now that she wanted
all his comfort.

Presently, Ellen, the new maid, got gossiping in the yard, and a groom
told her her master had a sweetheart on the sly, he thought; for he
drove the brougham out every evening himself; “and,” said the man, “he
wears a mustache at night.”

Ellen ran in, brimful of this, and told the cook; the cook told the
washerwoman; the washerwoman told a dozen families, till about two
hundred people knew it.

At last it came to Mrs. Staines in a roundabout way, at the very moment
when she was complaining to Lady Cicely Treherne of her hard lot. She
had been telling her she was nothing more than a lay-figure in the

“My husband is housekeeper now, and cook, and all, and makes me
delicious dishes, I can tell you; SUCH curries! I couldn’t keep the
house with five pounds a week, so now he does it with three: and I never
get the carriage, because walking is best for me; and he takes it out
every night to make money. I don’t understand it.”

Lady Cicely suggested that perhaps Dr. Staines thought it best for her
to be relieved of all worry, and so undertook the housekeeping.

“No, no, no,” said Rosa; “I used to pay them all a part of their bills,
and then a little more, and so I kept getting deeper; and I was ashamed
to tell Christie, so that he calls deceit; and oh, he spoke to me so
cruelly once! But he was very sorry afterwards, poor dear! Why are girls
brought up so silly? all piano, and no sense; and why are men sillier
still to go and marry such silly things? A wife! I am not so much as a
servant. Oh, I am finely humiliated, and,” with a sudden hearty naivete
all her own, “it serves me just right.”

While Lady Cicely was puzzling this out, in came a letter. Rosa opened
it, read it, and gave a cry like a wounded deer.

“Oh!” she cried, “I am a miserable woman. What will become of me?”

The letter informed her bluntly that her husband drove his brougham out
every night to pursue a criminal amour.

While Rosa was wringing her hands in real anguish of heart, Lady Cicely
read the letter carefully.

“I don’t believe this,” said she quietly.

“Not true! Why, who would be so wicked as to stab a poor, inoffensive
wretch like me, if it wasn’t true?”

“The first ugly woman would, in a minute. Don’t you see the witer
can’t tell you where he goes? Dwives his bwougham out! That is all your
infaumant knows.”

“Oh, my dear friend, bless you! What have I been complaining to you
about? All is light, except to lose his love. What shall I do? I will
never tell him. I will never affront him by saying I suspected him.”

“Wosa, if you do that, you will always have a serpent gnawing you. No;
you must put the letter quietly into his hand, and say, ‘Is there any
truth in that?’”

“Oh, I could not. I haven’t the courage. If I do that, I shall know by
his face if there is any truth in it.”

“Well, and you must know the twuth. You shall know it. I want to know
it too; for if he does not love you twuly, I will nevaa twust myself to
anything so deceitful as a man.”

Rosa at last consented to follow this advice.

After dinner she put the letter into Christopher’s hand, and asked him
quietly was there any truth in that: then her hands trembled, and her
eyes drank him.

Christopher read it, and frowned; then he looked up, and said, “No, not
a word. What scoundrels there are in the world! To go and tell you that,
NOW! Why, you little goose! have you been silly enough to believe it?”

“No,” said she irresolutely. “But DO you drive the brougham out every

“Except Sunday.”


“My dear wife, I never loved you as I love you now; and if it was not
for you, I should not drive the brougham out of nights. That is all I
shall tell you at present; but some day I’ll tell you all about it.”

He took such a calm high hand with her about it, that she submitted to
leave it there; but from this moment the serpent doubt nibbled her.

It had one curious effect, though. She left off complaining of trifles.

Now it happened one night that Lady Cicely Treherne and a friend were at
a concert in Hanover Square. The other lady felt rather faint, and Lady
Cicely offered to take her home. The carriages had not yet arrived,
and Miss Macnamara said to walk a few steps would do her good: a smart
cabman saw them from a distance and drove up, and touching his hat said,
“Cab, ladies?”

It seemed a very superior cab, and Miss Macnamara said “Yes” directly.

The cabman bustled down and opened the door; Miss Macnamara got in
first, then Lady Cicely; her eye fell on the cabman’s face, which was
lighted full by a street-lamp, and it was Christopher Staines!

He started and winced; but the woman of the world never moved a muscle.

“Where to?” said Staines, averting his head.

She told him where, and when they got out, said, “I’ll send it you by
the servant.”

A flunkey soon after appeared with half-a-crown, and the amateur
coachman drove away. He said to himself, “Come, my mustache is a better
disguise than I thought.”

Next day, and the day after, he asked Rosa, with affected carelessness,
had she heard anything of Lady Cicely.

“No, dear; but I dare say she will call this afternoon: it is her day.”

She did call at last, and after a few words with Rosa, became a little
restless, and asked if she might consult Dr. Staines.

“Certainly, dear. Come to his studio.”

“No; might I see him here?”

“Certainly.” She rang the bell, and told the servant to ask Dr. Staines
if he would be kind enough to step into the drawing-room.

Dr. Staines came in, and bowed to Lady Cicely, and eyed her a little

She began, however, in a way that put him quite at his ease. “You
remember the advice you gave us about my little cousin Tadcastah.”

“Perfectly: his life is very precarious; he is bilious, consumptive,
and, if not watched, will be epileptical; and he has a fond, weak
mother, who will let him kill himself.”

“Exactly: and you wecommended a sea voyage, with a medical attendant to
watch his diet, and contwol his habits. Well, she took other advice, and
the youth is worse; so now she is fwightened, and a month ago she asked
me to pwopose to you to sail about with Tadcastah; and she offered me
a thousand pounds a year. I put on my stiff look, and said, ‘Countess,
with every desiah to oblige you, I must decline to cawwy that offah to a
man of genius, learning, and weputation, who has the ball at his feet in

“Lord forgive you, Lady Cicely.”

“Lord bless her for standing up for my Christie.”

Lady Cicely continued: “Now, this good lady, you must know, is not
exactly one of us: the late earl mawwied into cotton, or wool, or
something. So she said, ‘Name your price for him.’ I shwugged my
shoulders, smiled affably, and as affectedly as you like, and changed
the subject. But since then things have happened. I am afwaid it is my
duty to make you the judge whether you choose to sail about with that
little cub--Rosa, I can beat about the bush no longer. Is it a fit thing
that a man of genius, at whose feet we ought all to be sitting with
reverence, should drive a cab in the public streets? Yes, Rosa Staines,
your husband drives his brougham out at night, not to visit any other
lady, as that anonymous wretch told you, but to make a few misewable
shillings for you.”

“Oh, Christie!”

“It is no use, Dr. Staines; I must and will tell her. My dear, he drove
ME three nights ago. He had a cabman’s badge on his poor arm. If you
knew what I suffered in those five minutes! Indeed it seems cruel to
speak of it--but I could not keep it from Rosa, and the reason I muster
courage to say it before you, sir, it is because I know she has other
friends who keep you out of their consultations; and, after all, it is
the world that ought to blush, and not you.”

Her ladyship’s kindly bosom heaved, and she wanted to cry; so she took
her handkerchief out of her pocket without the least hurry, and
pressed it delicately to her eyes, and did cry quietly, but without any
disguise, like a brave lady, who neither cried nor did anything else she
was ashamed to be seen at.

As for Rosa, she sat sobbing round Christopher’s neck, and kissed him
with all her soul.

“Dear me!” said Christopher. “You are both very kind. But, begging your
pardon, it is much ado about nothing.”

Lady Cicely took no notice of that observation. “So, Rosa dear,” said
she, “I think you are the person to decide whether he had not better
sail about with that little cub, than--oh!”

“I will settle that,” said Staines. “I have one beloved creature to
provide for. I may have another. I MUST make money. Turning a brougham
into a cab, whatever you may think, is an honest way of making it, and
I am not the first doctor who has coined his brougham at night. But if
there is a good deal of money to be made by sailing with Lord Tadcaster,
of course I should prefer that to cab-driving, for I have never made
above twelve shillings a night.”

“Oh, as to that, she shall give you fifteen hundred a year.”

“Then I jump at it.”

“What! and leave ME?”

“Yes, love: leave you--for your good; and only for a time. Lady Cicely,
it is a noble offer. My darling Rosa will have every comfort--ay, every
luxury, till I come home, and then we will start afresh with a good
balance, and with more experience than we did at first.”

Lady Cicely gazed on him with wonder. She said, “Oh! what stout hearts
men have! No, no; don’t let him go. See; he is acting. His great heart
is torn with agony. I will have no hand in parting man and wife--no, not
for a day.” And she hurried away in rare agitation.

Rosa fell on her knees, and asked Christopher’s pardon for having been
jealous; and that day she was a flood of divine tenderness. She repaid
him richly for driving the cab. But she was unnaturally cool about Lady
Cicely; and the exquisite reason soon came out. “Oh yes! She is very
good; very kind; but it is not for me now! No! you shall not sail about
with her cub of a cousin, and leave me at such a time.”

Christopher groaned.

“Christie, you shall not see that lady again. She came here to part us.
SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I was blind not to see it before.”

Next day, as Lady Cicely sat alone in the morning-room thinking over
this very scene, a footman brought in a card and a note. “Dr. Staines
begs particularly to see Lady Cicely Treherne.”

The lady’s pale cheek colored; she stood irresolute a single moment. “I
will see Dr. Staines,” said she.

Dr. Staines came in, looking pale and worn; he had not slept a wink
since she saw him last.

She looked at him full, and divined this at a glance. She motioned
him to a seat, and sat down herself, with her white hand pressing her
forehead, and her head turned a little away from him.


He told her he had come to thank her for her great kindness, and to
accept the offer.

She sighed. “I hoped it was to decline it. Think of the misery of
separation, both to you and her.”

“It will be misery. But we are not happy as it is, and she cannot bear
poverty. Nor is it fair she should, when I can give her every comfort by
just playing the man for a year or two.” He then told Lady Cicely there
were more reasons than he chose to mention: go he must, and would; and
he implored her not to let the affair drop. In short, he was sad but
resolved, and she found she must go on with it, or break faith with him.
She took her desk, and wrote a letter concluding the bargain for him.
She stipulated for half the year’s fee in advance. She read Dr. Staines
the letter.

“You ARE a friend!” said he. “I should never have ventured on that; it
will be a godsend to my poor Rosa. You will be kind to her when I am

“I will.”

“So will Uncle Philip, I think. I will see him before I go, and shake
hands. He has been a good friend to me; but he was too hard upon HER;
and I could not stand that.”

Then he thanked and blessed her again, with the tears in his eyes, and
left her more disturbed and tearful than she had ever been since she
grew to woman. “O cruel poverty!” she thought, “that such a man should
be torn from his home, and thank me for doing it--all for a little
money--and here are we poor commonplace creatures rolling in it.”

Staines hurried home, and told his wife. She clung to him convulsively,
and wept bitterly; but she made no direct attempt to shake his
resolution; she saw, by his iron look, that she could only afflict, not
turn him.

Next day came Lady Cicely to see her. Lady Cicely was very uneasy in her
mind, and wanted to know whether Rosa was reconciled to the separation.

Rosa received her with a forced politeness and an icy coldness that
petrified her. She could not stay long in face of such a reception. At
parting, she said, sadly, “You look on me as an enemy.”

“What else can you expect, when you part my husband and me?” said Rosa,
with quiet sternness.

“I meant well,” said Lady Cicely sorrowfully; “but I wish I had never

“So do I,” and she began to cry.

Lady Cicely made no answer. She went quietly away, hanging her head

Rosa was unjust, but she was not rude nor vulgar; and Lady Cicely’s
temper was so well governed that it never blinded her heart. She
withdrew, but without the least idea of quarrelling with her afflicted
friend, or abandoning her. She went quietly home, and wrote to Lady
----, to say that she should be glad to receive Dr. Staines’s advance
as soon as convenient, since Mrs. Staines would have to make fresh
arrangements, and the money might be useful.

The money was forthcoming directly. Lady Cicely brought it to Dear
Street, and handed it to Dr. Staines. His eyes sparkled at the sight of

“Give my love to Rosa,” said she softly, and cut her visit very short.

Staines took the money to Rosa, and said, “See what our best friend has
brought us. You shall have four hundred, and I hope, after the bitter
lessons you have had, you will be able to do with that for some months.
The two hundred I shall keep as a reserve fund for you to draw on.”

“No, no!” said Rosa. “I shall go and live with my father, and never
spend a penny. O Christie, if you knew how I hate myself for the folly
that is parting us! Oh, why don’t they teach girls sense and money,
instead of music and the globes?”

But Christopher opened a banking account for her, and gave her a
check-book, and entreated her to pay everything by check, and run no
bills whatever; and she promised. He also advertised the Bijou, and put
a bill in the window: “The lease of this house, and the furniture, to be

Rosa cried bitterly at sight of it, thinking how high in hope they were,
when they had their first dinner there, and also when she went to her
first sale to buy the furniture cheap.

And now everything moved with terrible rapidity. The Amphitrite was to
sail from Plymouth in five days; and, meantime, there was so much to be
done, that the days seemed to gallop away.

Dr. Staines forgot nothing. He made his will in duplicate, leaving all
to his wife; he left one copy at Doctors’ Commons and another with his
lawyer; inventoried all his furniture and effects in duplicate, too;
wrote to Uncle Philip, and then called on him to seek a reconciliation.
Unfortunately, Dr. Philip was in Scotland. At last this sad pair went
down to Plymouth together, there to meet Lord Tadcaster and go on board
H.M.S. Amphitrite, lying out at anchor, under orders for the Australian

They met at the inn, as appointed; and sent word of their arrival on
board the frigate, asking to remain on shore till the last minute.

Dr. Staines presented his patient to Rosa; and after a little while drew
him apart and questioned him professionally. He then asked for a private
room. Here he and Rosa really took leave; for what could the poor things
say to each other on a crowded quay? He begged her forgiveness, on his
knees, for having once spoken harshly to her, and she told him, with
passionate sobs, he had never spoken harshly to her; her folly it was
had parted them.

Poor wretches! they clung together with a thousand vows of love and
constancy. They were to pray for each other at the same hours: to think
of some kind word or loving act, at other stated hours; and so they
tried to fight with their suffering minds against the cruel separation;
and if either should die, the other was to live wedded to memory, and
never listen to love from other lips; but no! God was pitiful; He would
let them meet again ere long, to part no more. They rocked in each
other’s arms; they cried over each other--it was pitiful.

At last the cruel summons came; they shuddered, as if it was their
death-blow. Christopher, with a face of agony, was yet himself, and
would have parted then: and so best. But Rosa could not. She would see
the last of him, and became almost wild and violent when he opposed it.

Then he let her come with him to Milbay Steps; but into the boat he
would not let her step.

The ship’s boat lay at the steps, manned by six sailors, all seated,
with their oars tossed in two vertical rows. A smart middy in charge
conducted them, and Dr. Staines and Lord Tadcaster got in, leaving Rosa,
in charge of her maid, on the quay.

“Shove off”--“Down”--“Give way.”

Each order was executed so swiftly and surely that, in as many seconds,
the boat was clear, the oars struck the water with a loud splash, and
the husband was shot away like an arrow, and the wife’s despairing cry
rang on the stony quay, as many a poor woman’s cry had rung before.

In half a minute the boat shot under the stern of the frigate.

They were received on the quarter-deck by Captain Hamilton: he
introduced them to the officers--a torture to poor Staines, to have his
mind taken for a single instant from his wife--the first lieutenant came
aft, and reported, “Ready for making sail, sir.”

Staines seized the excuse, rushed to the other side of the vessel,
leaned over the taffrail, as if he would fly ashore, and stretched out
his hands to his beloved Rosa; and she stretched out her hands to him.
They were so near, he could read the expression of her face. It was wild
and troubled, as one who did not yet realize the terrible situation, but
would not be long first.

“HANDS MAKE SAIL--AWAY, ALOFT--UP ANCHOR”--rang in Christopher’s ear, as
if in a dream. All his soul and senses were bent on that desolate young
creature. How young and amazed her lovely face! Yet this bewildered
child was about to become a mother. Even a stranger’s heart might have
yearned with pity for her: how much more her miserable husband’s!

The capstan was manned, and worked to a merry tune that struck chill to
the bereaved; yards were braced for casting, anchor hove, catted, and
fished, sail was spread with amazing swiftness, the ship’s head dipped,
and slowly and gracefully paid off towards the breakwater, and she stood
out to sea under swiftly-swelling canvas and a light north-westerly

Staines only felt the motion: his body was in the ship, his soul with
his Rosa. He gazed, he strained his eyes to see her eyes, as the ship
glided from England and her. While he was thus gazing and trembling all
over, up came to him a smart second lieutenant, with a brilliant voice
that struck him like a sword. “Captain’s orders to show you berths;
please choose for Lord Tadcaster and yourself.”

The man’s wild answer made the young officer stare. “Oh, sir! not
now--try and do my duty when I have quite lost her--my poor wife--a
child--a mother--there--sir--on the steps--there!--there!”

Now this officer always went to sea singing “Oh be joyful.” But a strong
man’s agony, who can make light of it? It was a revelation to him; but
he took it quickly. The first thing he did, being a man of action, was
to dash into his cabin, and come back with a short, powerful double
glass. “There!” said he roughly, but kindly, and shoved it into
Staines’s hand. He took it, stared at it stupidly, then used it, without
a word of thanks, so wrapped was he in his anguish.

This glass prolonged the misery of that bitter hour. When Rosa could no
longer tell her husband from another, she felt he was really gone, and
she threw her hands aloft, and clasped them above her head, with the
wild abandon of a woman who could never again be a child; and Staines
saw it, and a sharp sigh burst from him, and he saw her maid and others
gather round her. He saw the poor young thing led away, with her head
all down, as he had never seen her before, and supported to the inn; and
then he saw her no more.

His heart seemed to go out of his bosom in search of her, and leave
nothing but a stone behind: he hung over the taffrail like a dead thing.
A steady foot-fall slapped his ear. He raised his white face and filmy
eyes, and saw Lieutenant Fitzroy marching to and fro like a sentinel,
keeping everybody away from the mourner, with the steady, resolute,
business-like face of a man in whom sentiment is confined to action; its
phrases and its flourishes being literally terra incognita to the honest

Staines staggered towards him, holding out both hands, and gasped out,
“God bless you. Hide me somewhere--must not be seen SO--got duty to
do--Patient--can’t do it yet--one hour to draw my breath--oh, my God, my
God!--one hour, sir. Then do my duty, if I die--as you would.”

Fitzroy tore him down into his own cabin, shut him in and ran to the
first lieutenant, with a tear in his eye. “Can I have a sentry, sir?”

“Sentry! What for?”

“The doctor--awfully cut up at leaving his wife: got him in my cabin.
Wants to have his cry to himself.”

“Fancy a fellow crying at going to sea!”

“It is not that, sir; it is leaving his wife.”

“Well, is he the only man on board that has got a wife?”

“Why, no, sir. It is odd, now I think of it. Perhaps he has only got
that ONE.”

“Curious creatures, landsmen,” said the first lieutenant. “However, you
can stick a marine there.”

“And I say, show the YOUNGSTER the berths, and let him choose, as the
doctor’s aground.”

“Yes, sir.”

So Fitzoy planted his marine, and then went after Lord Tadcaster: he had
drawn up alongside his cousin, Captain Hamilton. The captain, being an
admirer of Lady Cicely, was mighty civil to his little lordship, and
talked to him more than was his wont on the quarterdeck; for though
he had a good flow of conversation, and dispensed with ceremony in his
cabin, he was apt to be rather short on deck. However, he told little
Tadcaster he was fortunate; they had a good start, and, if the wind
held, might hope to be clear of the Channel in twenty-four hours. “You
will see Eddystone lighthouse about four bells,” said he.

“Shall we go out of sight of land altogether?” inquired his lordship.

“Of course we shall, and the sooner the better.” He then explained to
the novice that the only danger to a good ship was from the land.

While Tadcaster was digesting this paradox, Captain Hamilton proceeded
to descant on the beauties of blue water and its fine medicinal
qualities, which, he said, were particularly suited to young gentlemen
with bilious stomachs, but presently, catching sight of Lieutenant
Fitzroy standing apart, but with the manner of a lieutenant not there by
accident, he stopped, and said, civilly but smartly, “Well, sir?”

Fitzroy came forward directly, saluted, and said he had orders from the
first lieutenant to show Lord Tadcaster the berths. His lordship must be
good enough to choose, because the doctor--couldn’t.

“Why not?”

“Brought to, sir--for the present--by--well, by grief.”

“Brought to by grief! Who the deuce is grief? No riddles on the
quarter-deck, if you please, sir.”

“Oh no, sir. I assure you he is awfully cut up; and he is having his cry
out in my cabin.”

“Having his cry out! why, what for?”

“Leaving his wife, sir.”

“Oh, is that all?”

“Well, I don’t wonder,” cried little Tadcaster warmly. “She is, oh,
so beautiful!” and a sudden blush o’erspread his pasty cheeks. “Why on
earth didn’t we bring her along with us here?” said he, suddenly opening
his eyes with astonishment at the childish omission.

“Why, indeed?” said the captain comically, and dived below, attended by
the well-disciplined laughter of Lieutenant Fitzroy, who was too good
an officer not to be amused at his captain’s jokes. Having acquitted
himself of that duty--and it is a very difficult one sometimes--he
took Lord Tadcaster to the main-deck, and showed him two comfortable
sleeping-berths that had been screened off for him and Dr. Staines; one
of these was fitted with a standing bed-place, the other had a cot
swung in it. Fitzroy offered him the choice, but hinted that he himself
preferred a cot.

“No, thank you,” says my lord mighty dryly.

“All right,” said Fitzroy cheerfully. “Take the other, then, my lord.”

His little lordship cocked his eye like a jackdaw, and looked almost as
cunning. “You see,” said he, “I have been reading up for this voyage.”

“Oh, indeed! Logarithms?”

“Of course not.”

“What then?”

“Why, ‘Peter Simple’--to be sure.”

“Ah, ha!” said Fitzroy, with a chuckle that showed plainly he had some
delicious reminiscences of youthful study in the same quarter.

The little lord chuckled too, and put one finger on Fitzroy’s shoulder,
and pointed at the cot with another. “Tumble out the other side, you
know--slippery hitches--cords cut--down you come flop in the middle of
the night.”

Fitzroy’s eye flashed merriment: but only for a moment. His countenance
fell the next. “Lord bless you,” said he sorrowfully, “all that game
is over now. Her Majesty’s ship!--it is a church afloat. The service is
going to the devil, as the old fogies say.”

“Ain’t you sorry?” says the little lord, cocking his eye again like the
bird hereinbefore mentioned.

“Of course I am.”

“Then I’ll take the standing bed.”

“All right. I say, you don’t mind the doctor coming down with a run,

“He is not ill: I am. He is paid to take care of me: I am not paid to
take care of him,” said the young lord sententiously.

“I understand,” replied Fitzroy, dryly. “Well, every one for himself,
and Providence for us all--as the elephant said when he danced among the

Here my lord was summoned to dine with the captain. Staines was not
there; but he had not forgotten his duty; in the midst of his grief he
had written a note to the captain, hoping that a bereaved husband might
not seem to desert his post if he hid for a few hours the sorrow he
felt himself unable to control. Meantime he would be grateful if Captain
Hamilton would give orders that Lord Tadcaster should eat no pastry, and
drink only six ounces of claret, otherwise he should feel that he was
indeed betraying his trust.

The captain was pleased and touched with this letter. It recalled to him
how his mother sobbed when she launched her little middy, swelling with
his first cocked hat and dirk.

There was champagne at dinner, and little Tadcaster began to pour out a
tumbler. “Hold on!” said Captain Hamilton; “you are not to drink that;”
 and he quietly removed the tumbler. “Bring him six ounces of claret.”

While they were weighing the claret with scientific precision, Tadcaster
remonstrated; and, being told it was the doctor’s order, he squeaked
out, “Confound him! why did not he stay with his wife? She is
beautiful.” Nor did he give it up without a struggle. “Here’s
hospitality!” said he. “Six ounces!”

Receiving no reply, he inquired of the third lieutenant, which was
generally considered the greatest authority in a ship--the captain, or
the doctor.

The third lieutenant answered not, but turned his head away, and, by
violent exertion, succeeded in not splitting.

“I’ll answer that,” said Hamilton politely. “The captain is the highest
in his department, and the doctor in his: now Doctor Staines is strictly
within his department, and will be supported by me and my officers. You
are bilious, and epileptical, and all the rest of it, and you are to be
cured by diet and blue water.”

Tadcaster was inclined to snivel: however, he subdued that weakness with
a visible effort, and, in due course, returned to the charge. “How would
you look,” quavered he, “if there was to be a mutiny in this ship of
yours, and I was to head it?’

“Well, I should look SHARP--hang all the ringleaders at the yardarm,
clap the rest under hatches, and steer for the nearest prison.”

“Oh!” said Tadcaster, and digested this scheme a bit. At last he perked
up again, and made his final hit. “Well, I shouldn’t care, for one, if
you didn’t flog us.”

“In that case,” said Captain Hamilton, “I’d flog you--and stop your six

“Then curse the sea; that is all I say.”

“Why, you have not seen it; you have only seen the British Channel.” It
was Mr. Fitzroy who contributed this last observation.

After dinner all but the captain went on deck, and saw the Eddystone
lighthouse ahead and to leeward. They passed it. Fitzroy told his
lordship its story, and that of its unfortunate predecessors. Soon after
this Lord Tadcaster turned in.

Presently the captain observed a change in the thermometer, which
brought him on deck. He scanned the water and the sky, and as these
experienced commanders have a subtle insight into the weather,
especially in familiar latitudes, he remarked to the first lieutenant
that it looked rather unsettled; and, as a matter of prudence, ordered
a reef in the topsails, and the royal yards to be sent down: ship to be
steered W. by S. This done, he turned in, but told them to call him if
there was any change in the weather.

During the night the wind gradually headed; and at four bells in the
middle watch a heavy squall came up from the south-west.

This brought the captain on deck again: he found the officer of the
watch at his post, and at work. Sail was shortened, and the ship made
snug for heavy weather.

At four A.M. it was blowing hard, and, being too near the French coast,
they wore the ship.

Now, this operation was bad for little Tadcaster. While the vessel was
on the starboard tack, the side kept him snug; but, when they wore her,
of course he had no leeboard to keep him in. The ship gave a lee-lurch,
and shot him clean out of his bunk into the middle of the cabin.

He shrieked and shrieked, with terror and pain, till the captain and
Staines, who were his nearest neighbors, came to him, and they gave him
a little brandy, and got him to bed again. Here he suffered nothing but
violent seasickness for some hours. As for Staines, he had been swinging
heavily in his cot; but such was his mental distress that he would have
welcomed seasickness, or any reasonable bodily suffering. He was in that
state when the sting of a wasp is a touch of comfort.

Worn out with sickness, Tadcaster would not move. Invited to breakfast,
he swore faintly, and insisted on dying in peace. At last exhaustion
gave him a sort of sleep, in spite of the motion, which was violent, for
it was now blowing great guns, a heavy sea on, and the great waves dirty
in color and crested with raging foam.

They had to wear ship again, always a ticklish manoeuvre in weather like

A tremendous sea struck her quarter, stove in the very port abreast of
which the little lord was lying, and washed him clean out of bed into
the lee scuppers, and set all swimming around him.

Didn’t he yell, and wash about the cabin, and grab at all the chairs
and tables and things that drifted about, nimble as eels, avoiding his

In rushed the captain, and in staggered Staines. They stopped his
“voyage autour de sa chambre,” and dragged him into the after saloon.

He clung to them by turns, and begged, with many tears, to be put on the
nearest land; a rock would do.

“Much obliged,” said the captain; “now is the very time to give rocks a
wide berth.”

“A dead whale, then--a lighthouse--anything but a beast of a ship.”

They pacified him with a little brandy, and for the next twenty-four
hours he scarcely opened his mouth, except for a purpose it is
needless to dwell on. We can trust to our terrestrial readers’ personal
reminiscences of lee-lurches, weather-rolls, and their faithful

At last they wriggled out of the Channel, and soon after that the wind
abated, and next day veered round to the northward, and the ship sailed
almost on an even keel. The motion became as heavenly as it had been
diabolical, and the passengers came on deck.

Staines had suffered one whole day from sea-sickness, but never
complained. I believe it did his mind more good than harm.

As for Tadcaster, he continued to suffer, at intervals, for two days
more, but on the fifth day out he appeared with a little pink tinge
on his cheek and a wolfish appetite. Dr. Staines controlled his diet
severely, as to quality, and, when they had been at sea just eleven
days, the physician’s heavy heart was not a little lightened by the
marvellous change in him. The unthinking, who believe in the drug
system, should have seen what a physician can do with air and food,
when circumstances enable him to ENFORCE the diet he enjoins. Money will
sometimes buy even health, if you AVOID DRUGS ENTIRELY, and go another

Little Tadcaster went on board, pasty, dim-eyed, and very subject to
fits, because his stomach was constantly overloaded with indigestible
trash, and the blood in his brain-vessels was always either galloping or
creeping, under the first or second effect of stimulants administered,
at first, by thoughtless physicians. Behold him now--bronzed, pinky,
bright-eyed, elastic; and only one fit in twelve days.

The quarter-deck was hailed from the “look-out” with a cry that is
sometimes terrible, but in this latitude and weather welcome and
exciting. “Land, ho!”

“Where away?” cried the officer of the watch.

“A point on the lee-bow, sir.”

It was the island of Madeira: they dropped anchor in Funchal Roads,
furled sails, squared yards, and fired a salute of twenty-one guns for
the Portuguese flag.

They went ashore, and found a good hotel, and were no longer dosed, as
in former days, with oil, onions, garlic, eggs. But the wine queer, and
no madeira to be got.

Staines wrote home to his wife: he told her how deeply he had felt the
bereavement; but did not dwell on that; his object being to cheer her.
He told her it promised to be a rapid and wonderful cure, and one that
might very well give him a fresh start in London. They need not be
parted a whole year, he thought. He sent her a very long letter, and
also such extracts from his sea journal as he thought might please her.
After dinner they inspected the town, and what struck them most was to
find the streets paved with flag-stones, and most of the carts drawn by
bullocks on sledges. A man every now and then would run forward and drop
a greasy cloth in front of the sledge, to lubricate the way.

Next day, after breakfast, they ordered horses; these on inspection,
proved to be of excellent breed, either from Australia or America--very
rough shod, for the stony roads. Started for the Grand Canal--peeped
down that mighty chasm, which has the appearance of an immense mass
having been blown out of the centre of the mountain.

They lunched under the great dragon tree near its brink, then rode back
admiring the bold mountain scenery. Next morning at dawn, rode on horses
up the hill to the convent. Admired the beautiful gardens on the way.
Remained a short time; then came down in hand-sleighs--little baskets
slung on sledges, guided by two natives; these sledges run down the
hill with surprising rapidity, and the men guide them round corners by
sticking out a foot to port or starboard.

Embarked at 11.30 A.M.

At 1.30, the men having dined, the ship was got under way for the Cape
of Good Hope, and all sail made for a southerly course, to get into the
north-east trades.

The weather was now balmy and delightful, and so genial that everybody
lived on deck, and could hardly be got to turn in to their cabins, even
for sleep.

Dr. Staines became a favorite with the officers. There is a great deal
of science on board a modern ship of war, and, of course, on some points
Staines, a Cambridge wrangler, and a man of many sciences and books, was
an oracle. On others he was quite behind, but a ready and quick pupil.
He made up to the navigating officer, and learned, with his help, to
take observations. In return he was always at any youngster’s service
in a trigonometrical problem; and he amused the midshipmen and young
lieutenants with analytical tests; some of these were applicable to
certain liquids dispensed by the paymaster. Under one of them the
port wine assumed some very droll colors and appearances not proper to

One lovely night that the ship clove the dark sea into a blaze of
phosphorescence, and her wake streamed like a comet’s tail, a waggish
middy got a bucketful hoisted on deck, and asked the doctor to analyze
that. He did not much like it, but yielded to the general request; and
by dividing it into smaller vessels, and dropping in various chemicals,
made rainbows and silvery flames and what not. But he declined to repeat
the experiment: “No, no; once is philosophy; twice is cruelty. I’ve
slain more than Samson already.”

As for Tadcaster, science had no charms for him; but fiction had; and
he got it galore; for he cruised about the forecastle, and there the
quartermasters and old seamen spun him yarns that held him breathless.

But one day my lord had a fit on the quarter-deck, and a bad one; and
Staines found him smelling strong of rum. He represented this to Captain
Hamilton. The captain caused strict inquiries to be made, and it came
out that my lord had gone among the men, with money in both pockets, and
bought a little of one man’s grog, and a little of another, and had been
sipping the furtive but transient joys of solitary intoxication.

Captain Hamilton talked to him seriously; told him it was suicide.

“Never mind, old boy,” said the young monkey; “a short life and a merry

Then Hamilton represented that it was very ungentleman-like to go and
tempt poor Jack with his money, to offend discipline, and get flogged.
“How will you feel, Tadcaster, when you see their backs bleeding under
the cat?”

“Oh, d--n it all, George, don’t do that,” says the young gentleman, all
in a hurry.

Then the commander saw he had touched the right chord. So he played on
it, till he got Lord Tadcaster to pledge his honor not to do it again.

The little fellow gave the pledge, but relieved his mind as follows:
“But it is a cursed tyrannical hole, this tiresome old ship. You can’t
do what you like in it.”

“Well, but no more you can in the grave: and that is the agreeable
residence you were hurrying to but for this tiresome old ship.”

“Lord! no more you can,” said Tadcaster, with sudden candor. “I FORGOT

The airs were very light; the ship hardly moved. It was beginning to get
dull, when one day a sail was sighted on the weather-bow, standing to
the eastward: on nearing her, she was seen, by the cut of her sails, to
be a man-of-war, evidently homeward bound: so Captain Hamilton ordered
the main-royal to be lowered (to render signal more visible) and the
“demand” hoisted. No notice being taken of this, a gun was fired to draw
her attention to the signal. This had the desired effect; down went her
main-royal, up went her “number.” On referring to the signal book, she
proved to be the Vindictive from the Pacific Station.

This being ascertained, Captain Hamilton, being that captain’s senior,
signalled “Close and prepare to receive letters.” In obedience to this
she bore up, ran down, and rounded to; the sail in the Amphitrite was
also shortened, the maintopsail laid to the mast, and a boat lowered.
The captain having finished his despatches, they, with the letter-bags,
were handed into the boat, which shoved off, pulled to the lee side
of the Vindictive, and left the despatches, with Captain Hamilton’s
compliments. On its return, both ships made sail on their respective
course, exchanging “bon voyage” by signal, and soon the upper sails of
the homeward-bounder were seen dipping below the horizon: longing eyes
followed her on board the Amphitrite.

How many hurried missives had been written and despatched in that
half-hour. But as for Staines, he was a man of forethought, and had a
volume ready for his dear wife.

Lord Tadcaster wrote to Lady Cicely Treherne. His epistle, though brief,
contained a plum or two.

He wrote: “What with sailing, and fishing, and eating nothing but roast
meat, I’m quite another man.”

This amused her ladyship a little, but not so much as the postscript,
which was indeed the neatest thing in its way she had met with, and she
had some experience, too.

“P.S.--I say, Cicely, I think I should like to marry you. Would you

Let us defy time and space to give you Lady Cicely’s reply: “I should
enjoy it of all things, Taddy. But, alas! I am too young.”

N.B.--She was twenty-seven, and Tad sixteen. To be sure, Tad was four
feet eleven, and she was only five feet six and a half.

To return to my narrative (with apologies), this meeting of the vessels
caused a very agreeable excitement that day; but a greater was in store.
In the afternoon, Tadcaster, Staines, and the principal officers of the
ship, being at dinner in the captain’s cabin, in came the officer of the
watch, and reported a large spar on the weather-bow.

“Well, close it, if you can; and let me know if it looks worth picking

He then explained to Lord Tadcaster that, on a cruise, he never liked
to pass a spar, or anything that might possibly reveal the fate of some
vessel or other.

In the middle of his discourse the officer came in again, but not in
the same cool business way: he ran in excitedly, and said, “Captain, the
signalman reports it ALIVE!”

“Alive?--a spar! What do you mean? Something alive ON it, eh?”

“No, sir; alive itself.”

“How can that be? Hail him again. Ask him what it is.”

The officer went out, and hailed the signalman at the mast-head. “What
is it?”

“Sea-sarpint, I think.”

This hail reached the captain’s ears faintly. However, he waited quietly
till the officer came in and reported it; then he burst out, “Absurd!
there is no such creature in the universe. What do you say, Dr.
Staines?--It is in your department.”

“The universe in my department, captain?”

“Haw! haw! haw!” went Fitzroy and two more.

“No, you rogue, the serpent.”

Dr. Staines, thus appealed to, asked the captain if he had ever seen
small snakes out at sea.

“Why, of course. Sailed through a mile of them once, in the

“Sure they were snakes?”

“Quite sure; and the biggest was not eight feet long.”

“Very well, captain; then sea-serpents exist, and it becomes a mere
question of size. Now which produces the larger animals in every
kind,--land or sea? The grown elephant weighs, I believe, about five
tons. The very smallest of the whale tribe weighs ten; and they go as
high as forty tons. There are smaller fish than the whale, that are four
times as heavy as the elephant. Why doubt, then, that the sea can breed
a snake to eclipse the boa-constrictor? Even if the creature had never
been seen, I should, by mere reasoning from analogy, expect the sea to
produce a serpent excelling the boa-constrictor, as the lobster excels
a crayfish of our rivers: see how large things grow at sea! the salmon
born in our rivers weighs in six months a quarter of a pound, or less;
it goes out to sea, and comes back in one year weighing seven pounds.
So far from doubting the large sea-serpents, I believe they exist by the
million. The only thing that puzzles me is, why they should ever show a
nose above water; they must be very numerous, I think.”

Captain Hamilton laughed, and said, “Well, this IS new. Doctor, in
compliment to your opinion, we will go on deck, and inspect the reptile
you think so common.” He stopped at the door, and said, “Doctor, the
saltcellar is by you. Would you mind bringing it on deck? We shall want
a little to secure the animal.”

So they all went on deck right merrily.

The captain went up a few ratlines in the mizzen rigging, and looked to
windward, laughing all the time: but, all of a sudden, there was a great
change in his manner. “Good heavens, it is alive--LUFF!”

The helmsman obeyed; the news spread like wildfire. Mess kids, grog
kids, pipes, were all let fall, and some three hundred sailors clustered
on the rigging like bees, to view the long-talked-of monster.

It was soon discovered to be moving lazily along, the propelling part
being under water, and about twenty-five feet visible. It had a small
head for so large a body, and, as they got nearer, rough scales were
seen, ending in smaller ones further down the body. It had a mane, but
not like a lion’s, as some have pretended. If you have ever seen a pony
with a hog-mane, that was more the character of this creature’s mane, if
mane it was.

They got within a hundred yards of it, and all saw it plainly, scarce
believing their senses.

When they could get no nearer for the wind, the captain yielded to that
instinct which urges man always to kill a curiosity, “to encourage the
rest,” as saith the witty Voltaire. “Get ready a gun--best shot in the
ship lay and fire it.”

This was soon done. Bang went the gun. The shot struck the water close
to the brute, and may have struck him under water, for aught I know.
Any way, it sorely disturbed him; for he reared into the air a column
of serpent’s flesh that looked as thick as the maintopmast of a
seventy-four, opened a mouth that looked capacious enough to swallow
the largest buoy anchor in the ship, and, with a strange grating noise
between a bark and a hiss, dived, and was seen no more.

When he was gone, they all looked at one another like men awaking from a

Staines alone took it quite coolly. It did not surprise him in the
least. He had always thought it incredible that the boa-constrictor
should be larger than any sea-snake. That idea struck him as monstrous
and absurd. He noted the sea-serpent in his journal, but with this
doubt, “Semble--more like a very large eel.”

Next day they crossed the line. Just before noon a young gentleman
burst into Staines’s cabin, apologizing for want of ceremony; but if
Dr. Staines would like to see the line, it was now in sight from the

“Glad of it, sir,” said Staines; “collect it for me in the ship’s
buckets, if you please. I want to send A LINE to friends at home.”

Young gentleman buried his hands in his pockets, walked out in solemn
silence, and resumed his position on the lee-side of the quarter-deck.

Nevertheless, this opening, coupled with what he had heard and read,
made Staines a little uneasy, and he went to his friend Fitzroy, and
said, “Now, look here: I am at the service of you experienced and
humorous mariners. I plead guilty at once to the crime of never having
passed the line; so, make ready your swabs, and lather me; your ship’s
scraper, and shave me; and let us get it over. But Lord Tadcaster is
nervous, sensitive, prouder than he seems, and I’m not going to have him
driven into a fit for all the Neptunes and Amphitrites in creation.”

Fitzroy heard him out, then burst out laughing. “Why, there is none of
that game in the Royal Navy,” said he. “Hasn’t been this twenty years.”

“I’m so sorry,” said Dr. Staines. “If there’s a form of wit I revere, it
is practical joking.”

“Doctor, you are a satirical beggar.”

Staines told Tadcaster, and he went forward and chaffed his friend the
quartermaster, who was one of the forecastle wits.

“I say, quartermaster, why doesn’t Neptune come on board?”

Dead silence.

“I wonder what has become of poor old Nep?”

“Gone ashore!” growled the seaman. “Last seen in Rateliff Highway. Got a
shop there--lends a shilling in the pound on seamen’s advance tickets.”

“Oh! and Amphitrite?”

“Married the sexton at Wapping.”

“And the Nereids?”

“Neruds!” (scratching his head.) “I harn’t kept my eye on them small
craft. But I BELIEVE they are selling oysters in the port of Leith.”

A light breeze carried them across the equator; but soon after they
got becalmed, and it was dreary work, and the ship rolled gently, but
continuously, and upset Lord Tadcaster’s stomach again, and quenched his
manly spirit.

At last they were fortunate enough to catch the southeast trade, but it
was so languid at first that the ship barely moved through the water,
though they set every stitch, and studding sails alow and aloft, till
really she was acres of canvas.

While she was so creeping along, a man in the mizzentop noticed an
enormous shark gliding steadily in her wake. This may seem a small
incident, yet it ran through the ship like wildfire, and caused more or
less uneasiness in three hundred stout hearts; so near is every seaman
to death, and so strong the persuasion in their superstitious minds,
that a shark does not follow a ship pertinaciously without a prophetic
instinct of calamity.

Unfortunately, the quartermaster conveyed this idea to Lord Tadcaster,
and confirmed it by numerous examples to prove that there was always
death at hand when a shark followed the ship.

Thereupon Tadcaster took it into his head that he was under a relapse,
and the shark was waiting for his dead body: he got quite low-spirited.

Staines told Fitzroy. Fitzroy said, “Shark be hanged! I’ll have him on
deck in half an hour.” He got leave from the captain: a hook was
baited with a large piece of pork, and towed astern by a stout line,
experienced old hands attending to it by turns.

The shark came up leisurely, surveyed the bait, and, I apprehend,
ascertained the position of the hook. At all events, he turned quietly
on his back, sucked the bait off, and retired to enjoy it.

Every officer in the ship tried him in turn, but without success; for,
if they got ready for him, and, the moment he took the bait, jerked the
rope hard, in that case he opened his enormous mouth so wide that the
bait and hook came out clear. But, sooner or later, he always got the
bait, and left his captors the hook.

This went on for days, and his huge dorsal fin always in the ship’s

Then Tadcaster, who had watched these experiments with hope, lost his
spirit and appetite.

Staines reasoned with him, but in vain. Somebody was to die; and,
although there were three hundred and more in the ship, he must be the
one. At last he actually made his will, and threw himself into Staines’s
arms, and gave him messages to his mother and Lady Cicely; and ended by
frightening himself into a fit.

This roused Staines’s pity, and also put him on his mettle. What,
science be beaten by a shark!

He pondered the matter with all his might; and at last an idea came to

He asked the captain’s permission to try his hand. This was accorded
immediately, and the ship’s stores placed at his disposal very politely,
but with a sly, comical grin.

Dr. Staines got from the carpenter some sheets of zinc and spare copper,
and some flannel: these he cut into three-inch squares, and soaked the
flannel in acidulated water. He then procured a quantity of bell-wire,
the greater part of which he insulated by wrapping it round with hot
gutta percha. So eager was he, that he did not turn in all night.

In the morning he prepared what he called an electric fuse--he filled
a soda-water bottle with gunpowder, attaching some cork to make it
buoyant, put in the fuse and bung, made it water-tight, connected and
insulated his main wires--enveloped the bottle in pork--tied a line to
it, and let the bottle overboard.

The captain and officers shook their heads mysteriously. The tars peeped
and grinned from every rope to see a doctor try and catch a shark with
a soda-water bottle and no hook; but somehow the doctor seemed to
know what he was about, so they hovered round, and awaited the result,
mystified, but curious, and showing their teeth from ear to ear.

“The only thing I fear,” said Staines, “is that, the moment he takes the
bait, he will cut the wire before I can complete the circuit, and fire
the fuse.”

Nevertheless, there was another objection to the success of the
experiment. The shark had disappeared.

“Well,” said the captain, “at all events, you have frightened him away.”

“No,” said little Tadcaster, white as a ghost; “he is only under water,
I know; waiting--waiting.”

“There he is,” cried one in the ratlines.

There was a rush to the taffrail--great excitement.

“Keep clear of me,” said Staines quietly but firmly. “It can only be
done at the moment before he cuts the wire.”

The old shark swam slowly round the bait.

He saw it was something new.

He swam round and round it.

“He won’t take it,” said one.

“He suspects something.”

“Oh, yes, he will take the meat somehow, and leave the pepper. Sly old

“He has eaten many a poor Jack, that one.”

The shark turned slowly on his back, and, instead of grabbing at the
bait, seemed to draw it by gentle suction into that capacious throat,
ready to blow it out in a moment if it was not all right.

The moment the bait was drawn out of sight, Staines completed the
circuit; the bottle exploded with a fury that surprised him and
everybody who saw it; a ton of water flew into the air, and came down in
spray, and a gory carcass floated, belly uppermost, visibly staining the
blue water.

There was a roar of amazement and applause.

The carcass was towed alongside, at Tadcaster’s urgent request, and then
the power of the explosion was seen. Confined, first by the bottle, then
by the meat, then by the fish, and lastly by the water, it had exploded
with tenfold power, had blown the brute’s head into a million atoms, and
had even torn a great furrow in its carcass, exposing three feet of the

Taddy gloated on his enemy, and began to pick up again from that hour.

The wind improved, and, as usual in that latitude, scarcely varied
a point. They had a pleasant time,--private theatricals and other
amusements till they got to latitude 26 deg. S. and longitude 27 deg. W.
Then the trade wind deserted them. Light and variable winds succeeded.

The master complained of the chronometers, and the captain thought it
his duty to verify or correct them; and so shaped his course for the
island of Tristan d’Acunha, then lying a little way out of his course. I
ought, perhaps, to explain to the general reader that the exact position
of this island being long ago established and recorded, it was an
infallible guide to go by in verifying a ship’s chronometers.

Next day the glass fell all day, and the captain said he should
double-reef topsails at nightfall, for something was brewing.

The weather, however, was fine, and the ship was sailing very fast,
when, about half an hour before sunset, the mast-head man hailed that
there was a bulk of timber in sight, broad on the weather-bow.

The signalman was sent up, and said it looked like a raft.

The captain, who was on deck, levelled his glass at it, and made it out
a raft, with a sort of rail to it, and the stump of a mast.

He ordered the officer of the watch to keep the ship as close to the
wind as possible. He should like to examine it if he could.

The master represented, respectfully, that it would be unadvisable to
beat to windward for that. “I have no faith in our chronometers, sir,
and it is important to make the island before dark; fogs rise here so

“Very well, Mr. Bolt; then I suppose we must let the raft go.”

“MAN ON THE RAFT TO WINDWARD!” hailed the signalman.

This electrified the ship. The captain ran up the mizzen rigging, and
scanned the raft, now nearly abeam.

“It IS a man!” he cried, and was about to alter the ship’s course when,
at that moment, the signalman hailed again,--


“How d’ye know?”

“By the gulls.”

Then succeeded an exciting dialogue between the captain and the master,
who, being in his department, was very firm; and went so far as to say
he would not answer for the safety of the ship, if they did not sight
the land before dark.

The captain said, “Very well,” and took a turn or two. But at last he
said, “No. Her Majesty’s ship must not pass a raft with a man on it,
dead or alive.”

He then began to give the necessary orders; but before they were all out
of his mouth, a fatal interruption occurred.

Tadcaster ran into Dr. Staines’s cabin, crying, “A raft with a corpse
close by!”

Staines sprang to the quarter port to see, and craning eagerly out, the
lower port chain, which had not been well secured, slipped, the port
gave way, and as his whole weight rested on it, canted him headlong into
the sea.

A smart seaman in the forechains saw the accident, and instantly roared
out, “MAN OVERBOARD!” a cry that sends a thrill through a ship’s very

Another smart fellow cut the life-buoy adrift so quickly that it struck
the water within ten yards of Staines.

The officer of the watch, without the interval of half a moment, gave
the right orders, in the voice of a stentor;

“Let go life-buoy.

“Life-boat’s crew away.

“Hands shorten sail.

“Mainsel up.

“Main topsel to mast.”

These orders were executed with admirable swiftness. Meantime there was
a mighty rush of feet throughout the frigate, every hatchway was crammed
with men eager to force their way on deck.

In five seconds the middy of the watch and half her crew were in the lee
cutter, fitted with Clifford’s apparatus.

“Lower away!” cried the excited officer; “the others will come down by
the pendants.”

The man stationed, sitting on the bottom boards, eased away roundly,
when suddenly there was a hitch--the boat would go no farther.

“Lower away there in the cutter! Why don’t you lower?” screamed the
captain, who had come over to leeward expecting to see the boat in the

“The rope has swollen, sir, and the pendants won’t unreeve,” cried the
middy in agony.

“Volunteers for the weather-boat!” shouted the first lieutenant; but
the order was unnecessary, for more than the proper number were in her

“Plug in--lower away.”

But mishaps never come singly. Scarcely had this boat gone a foot from
the davit, than the volunteer who was acting as coxswain, in reaching
out for something, inadvertently let go the line, which, in Kynaston’s
apparatus, keeps the tackles hooked; consequently, down went the boat
and crew twenty feet, with a terrific crash; the men were struggling for
their lives, and the boat was stove.

But, meantime, more men having been sent into the lee cutter, their
weight caused the pendants to render, and the boat got afloat, and was
soon employed picking up the struggling crew.

Seeing this, Lieutenant Fitzroy collected some hands, and lowered the
life-boat gig, which was fitted with common tackles, got down into her
himself by the falls, and pulling round to windward, shouted to the
signalman for directions.

The signalman was at his post, and had fixed his eye on the man
overboard, as his duty was; but his mess-mate was in the stove boat, and
he had cast one anxious look down to see if he was saved, and, sad to
relate, in that one moment he had lost sight of Staines; the sudden
darkness--there was no twilight--confused him more, and the ship had
increased her drift.

Fitzroy, however, made a rapid calculation, and pulled to windward with
all his might. He was followed in about a minute by the other sound boat
powerfully manned, and both boats melted away into the night.

There was a long and anxious suspense, during which it became pitch
dark, and the ship burned blue lights to mark her position more plainly
to the crews that were groping the sea for that beloved passenger.

Captain Hamilton had no doubt that the fate of Staines was decided, one
way or other, long before this; but he kept quiet until he saw the plain
signs of a squall at hand. Then, as he was responsible for the safety of
boats and ship, he sent up rockets to recall them.

The cutter came alongside first. Lights were poured on her, and
quavering voices asked, “Have you got him?”

The answer was dead silence, and sorrowful, drooping heads.

Sadly and reluctantly was the order given to hoist the boat in.

Then the gig came alongside. Fitzroy seated in her, with his hands
before his face; the men gloomy and sad.


Soon the ship was battling a heavy squall.

At midnight all quiet again, and hove to. Then, at the request of many,
the bell was tolled, and the ship’s company mustered bareheaded,
and many a stout seaman in tears, as the last service was read for
Christopher Staines.


Rosa fell ill with grief at the hotel, and could not move for some days;
but the moment she was strong enough, she insisted on leaving Plymouth:
like all wounded things, she must drag herself home.

But what a home! How empty it struck, and she heart-sick and desolate.
Now all the familiar places wore a new aspect: the little yard, where he
had so walked and waited, became a temple to her, and she came out
and sat in it, and now first felt to the full how much he had suffered
there--with what fortitude. She crept about the house, and kissed
the chair he had sat in, and every much-used place and thing of the

Her shallow nature deepened and deepened under this bereavement, of
which, she said to herself, with a shudder, she was the cause. And this
is the course of nature; there is nothing like suffering to enlighten
the giddy brain, widen the narrow mind, improve the trivial heart.

As her regrets were tender and deep, so her vows of repentance
were sincere. Oh, what a wife she would make when he came back! how
thoughtful! how prudent! how loyal! and never have a secret. She who had
once said, “What is the use of your writing? nobody will publish it,”
 now collected and perused every written scrap. With simple affection
she even locked up his very waste-paper basket, full of fragments he had
torn, or useless papers he had thrown there, before he went to Plymouth.

In the drawer of his writing-table she found his diary. It was a
thick quarto: it began with their marriage, and ended with his leaving
home--for then he took another volume. This diary became her Bible; she
studied it daily, till her tears hid his lines. The entries were very
miscellaneous, very exact; it was a map of their married life. But
what she studied most was his observations on her own character, so
scientific, yet so kindly; and his scholar-like and wise reflections.
The book was an unconscious picture of a great mind she had hitherto but
glanced at: now she saw it all plain before her; saw it, understood it,
adored it, mourned it. Such women are shallow, not for want of a
head upon their shoulders, but of ATTENTION. They do not really
study anything: they have been taught at their schools the bad art of
skimming; but let their hearts compel their brains to think and think,
the result is considerable. The deepest philosopher never fathomed a
character more thoroughly than this poor child fathomed her philosopher,
when she had read his journal ten or eleven times, and bedewed it with a
thousand tears.

One passage almost cut her more intelligent heart in twain:--

“This dark day I have done a thing incredible. I have spoken with brutal
harshness to the innocent creature I have sworn to protect. She had run
in debt, through inexperience, and that unhappy timidity which makes
women conceal an error till it ramifies, by concealment, into a fault;
and I must storm and rave at her, till she actually fainted away. Brute!
Ruffian! Monster! And she, how did she punish me, poor lamb? By soft
and tender words--like a lady, as she is. Oh, my sweet Rosa, I wish you
could know how you are avenged. Talk of the scourge--the cat! I would be
thankful for two dozen lashes. Ah! there is no need, I think, to punish
a man who has been cruel to a woman. Let him alone. He will punish
himself more than you can, if he is really a man.”

From the date of that entry, this self-reproach and self-torture kept
cropping up every now and then in the diary; and it appeared to have
been not entirely without its influence in sending Staines to sea,
though the main reason he gave was that his Rosa might have the comforts
and luxuries she had enjoyed before she married him.

One day, while she was crying over this diary, Uncle Philip called; but
not to comfort her, I promise you. He burst on her, irate, to take her
to task. He had returned, learned Christopher’s departure, and settled
the reason in his own mind: that uxorious fool was gone to sea by a
natural reaction; his eyes were open to his wife at last, and he was
sick of her folly; so he had fled to distant climes, as who would not,
that could?

“SO, ma’am,” said he, “my nephew is gone to sea, I find--all in a hurry.
Pray may I ask what he has done that for?”

It was a very simple question, yet it did not elicit a very plain
answer. She only stared at this abrupt inquisitor, and then cried,
piteously, “Oh, Uncle Philip!” and burst out sobbing.

“Why, what is the matter?”

“You WILL hate me now. He is gone to make money for ME; and I would
rather have lived on a crust. Uncle--don’t hate me. I’m a poor,
bereaved, heart-broken creature, that repents.”

“Repents! heigho! why, what have you been up to now, ma’am? No great
harm, I’ll be bound. Flirting a little with some FOOL--eh?”

“Flirting! Me! a married woman.”

“Oh, to be sure; I forgot. Why, surely he has not deserted you.”

“My Christopher desert me! He loves me too well; far more than I
deserve; but not more than I will. Uncle Philip, I am too confused and
wretched to tell you all that has happened; but I know you love him,
though you had a tiff: uncle, he called on you, to shake hands and ask
your forgiveness, poor fellow! He was so sorry you were away. Please
read his dear diary: it will tell you all, better than his poor foolish
wife can. I know it by heart. I’ll show you where you and he quarrelled
about me. There, see.” And she showed him the passage with her finger.
“He never told me it was that, or I would have come and begged your
pardon on my knees. But see how sorry he was. There, see. And now I’ll
show you another place, where my Christopher speaks of your many, many
acts of kindness. There, see. And now please let me show you how he
longed for reconciliation. There, see. And it is the same through
the book. And now I’ll show you how grieved he was to go without your
blessing. I told him I was sure you would give him that, and him going
away. Ah, me! will he ever return? Uncle dear, don’t hate me. What shall
I do, now he is gone, if you disown me? Why, you are the only Staines
left me to love.”

“Disown you, ma’am! that I’ll never do. You are a good-hearted
young woman, I find. There, run and dry your eyes; and let me read
Christopher’s diary all through. Then I shall see how the land lies.”

Rosa complied with his proposal; and left him alone while she bathed her
eyes, and tried to compose herself, for she was all trembling at this
sudden irruption.

When she returned to the drawing-room, he was walking about, looking
grave and thoughtful.

“It is the old story,” said he, rather gently: “a MISUNDERSTANDING. How
wise our ancestors were that first used that word to mean a quarrel!
for, look into twenty quarrels, and you shall detect a score of
mis-under-standings. Yet our American cousins must go and substitute the
un-ideaed word ‘difficulty’; that is wonderful. I had no quarrel with
him: delighted to see either of you. But I had called twice on him; so I
thought he ought to get over his temper, and call on a tried friend
like me. A misunderstanding! Now, my dear, let us have no more of these
misunderstandings. You will always be welcome at my house, and I shall
often come here and look after you and your interests. What do you mean
to do, I wonder?”

“Sir, I am to go home to my father, if he will be troubled with me. I
have written to him.”

“And what is to become of the Bijou?”

“My Christie thought I should like to part with it, and the
furniture--but his own writing-desk and his chair, no, I never will,
and his little clock. Oh! oh! oh!--But I remember what you said about
agents, and I don’t know what to do; for I shall be away.”

“Then, leave it to me. I’ll come and live here with one servant; and
I’ll soon sell it for you.”

“You, Uncle Philip!”

“Well, why not?” said he roughly.

“That will be a great trouble and discomfort to you, I’m afraid.”

“If I find it so, I’ll soon drop it. I’m not the fool to put myself out
for anybody. When you are ready to go out, send me word, and I’ll come

Soon after this he bustled off. He gave her a sort of hurried kiss at
parting, as if he was ashamed of it, and wanted it over as quickly as

Next day her father came, condoled with her politely, assured her there
was nothing to cry about; husbands were a sort of functionaries that
generally went to sea at some part of their career, and no harm ever
came of it. On the contrary, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said
this judicious parent.

This sentiment happened to be just a little too true, and set the
daughter crying bitterly. But she fought against it. “Oh no!” said she,
“I MUSTN’T. I will not be always crying in Kent Villa.”

“Lord forbid!”

“I shall get over it in time--a little.”

“Why, of course you will. But as to your coming to Kent Villa, I
am afraid you would not be very comfortable there. You know I am
superannuated. Only got my pension now.”

“I know that, papa: and--why, that is one of the reasons. I have a good
income now; and I thought if we put our means together”--

“Oh, that is a very different thing. You will want a carriage, I
suppose. I have put mine down.”

“No carriage; no horse; no footman; no luxury of any kind till my
Christie comes back. I abhor dress; I abhor expense; I loathe everything
I once liked too well; I detest every folly that has parted us; and I
hate myself worst of all. Oh! oh! oh! Forgive me for crying so.”

“Well, I dare say there are associations about this place that upset
you. I shall go and make ready for you, dear; and then you can come as
soon as you like.”

He bestowed a paternal kiss on her brow, and glided doucely away before
she could possibly cry again.

The very next week Rosa was at Kent Villa, with the relics of her
husband about her; his chair, his writing-table, his clock, his
waste-paper basket, a very deep and large one. She had them all in her
bedroom at Kent Villa.

Here the days glided quietly but heavily.

She derived some comfort from Uncle Philip. His rough, friendly way was
a tonic, and braced her. He called several times about the Bijou. Told
her he had put up enormous boards all over the house, and puffed it
finely. “I have had a hundred agents at me,” said he; “and the next
thing, I hope, will be one customer; that is about the proportion.”
 At last he wrote her he had hooked a victim, and sold the lease and
furniture for nine hundred guineas. Staines had assigned the lease to
Rosa, so she had full powers; and Philip invested the money, and two
hundred more she gave him, in a little mortgage at six per cent.

Now came the letter from Madeira. It gave her new life. Christopher
was well, contented, hopeful. His example should animate her. She would
bravely bear the present, and share his hopes of the future: with
these brighter views Nature co-operated. The instincts of approaching
maternity brightened the future. She fell into gentle reveries, and saw
her husband return, and saw herself place their infant in his arms with
all a wife’s, a mother’s pride.

In due course came another long letter from the equator, with a
full journal, and more words of hope. Home in less than a year, with
reputation increased by this last cure; home, to part no more.

Ah! what a changed wife he should find! how frugal, how candid, how full
of appreciation, admiration, and love, of the noblest, dearest husband
that ever breathed!

Lady Cicely Treherne waited some weeks, to let kinder sentiments return.
She then called in Dear Street, but found Mrs. Staines was gone to
Gravesend. She wrote to her.

In a few days she received a reply, studiously polite and cold.

This persistent injustice mortified her at last. She said to herself,
“Does she think his departure was no loss to ME? It was to her
interests, as well as his, I sacrificed my own selfish wishes. I will
write to her no more.”

This resolution she steadily maintained. It was shaken for a moment,
when she heard, by a side wind, that Mrs. Staines was fast approaching
the great pain and peril of women. Then she wavered. But no. She prayed
for her by name in the Liturgy, but she troubled her no more.

This state of things lasted some six weeks, when she received a letter
from her cousin Tadcaster, close on the heels of his last, to which she
had replied as I have indicated. She knew his handwriting, and opened it
with a smile.

That smile soon died off her horror-stricken face. The letter ran


DEAR CICELY,--A terrible thing has just happened. We signalled a raft,
with a body on it, and poor Dr. Staines leaned out of the port-hole,
and fell overboard. Three boats were let down after him; but it all went
wrong, somehow, or it was too late. They could never find him, he was
drowned; and the funeral service was read for the poor fellow.

We are all sadly cut up. Everybody loved him. It was dreadful next
day at dinner, when his chair was empty. The very sailors cried at not
finding him.

First of all, I thought I ought to write to his wife. I know where she
lives; it is called Kent Villa, Gravesend. But I was afraid; it might
kill her: and you are so good and sensible, I thought I had better write
to you, and perhaps you could break it to her by degrees, before it gets
in all the papers.

I send this from the island, by a small vessel, and paid him ten pounds
to take it.

Your affectionate cousin,


Words are powerless to describe a blow like this: the amazement, the
stupor, the reluctance to believe--the rising, swelling, surging horror.
She sat like a woman of stone, crumpling the letter. “Dead!--dead?”

For a long time this was all her mind could realize--that Christopher
Staines was dead. He who had been so full of life and thought and
genius, and worthier to live than all the world, was dead; and a million
nobodies were still alive, and he was dead.

She lay back on the sofa, and all the power left her limbs. She could
not move a hand.

But suddenly she started up; for a noble instinct told her this blow
must not fall on the wife as it had on her, and in her time of peril.

She had her bonnet on in a moment, and for the first time in her life,
darted out of the house without her maid. She flew along the streets,
scarcely feeling the ground. She got to Dear Street, and obtained Philip
Staines’s address. She flew to it, and there learned he was down at
Kent Villa. Instantly she telegraphed to her maid to come down to her
at Gravesend, with things for a short visit, and wait for her at the
station; and she went down by train to Gravesend.

Hitherto she had walked on air, driven by one overpowering impulse.
Now, as she sat in the train, she thought a little of herself. What was
before her? To break to Mrs. Staines that her husband was dead. To tell
her all her misgivings were more than justified. To encounter her cold
civility, and let her know, inch by inch, it must be exchanged for
curses and tearing of hair; her husband was dead. To tell her this, and
in the telling of it, perhaps reveal that it was HER great bereavement,
as well as the wife’s, for she had a deeper affection for him than she

Well, she trembled like an aspen leaf, trembled like one in an ague,
even as she sat. But she persevered.

A noble woman has her courage; not exactly the same as that which leads
forlorn hopes against bastions bristling with rifles and tongued with
flames and thunderbolts; yet not inferior to it.

Tadcaster, small and dull, but noble by birth and instinct, had seen the
right thing for her to do; and she, of the same breed, and nobler far,
had seen it too; and the great soul steadily drew the recoiling heart
and quivering body to this fiery trial, this act of humanity--to do
which was terrible and hard, to shirk it, cowardly and cruel.

She reached Gravesend, and drove in a fly to Kent Villa.

The door was opened by a maid.

“Is Mrs. Staines at home?”

“Yes, ma’am, she is at HOME: but--”

“Can I see her?”

“Why, no, ma’am, not at present.”

“But I must see her. I am an old friend. Please take her my card. Lady
Cicely Treherne.”

The maid hesitated, and looked confused. “Perhaps you don’t know, ma’am.
Mrs. Staines, she is--the doctor have been in the house all day.”

“Ah, the doctor! I believe Dr. Philip Staines is here.”

“Why, that IS the doctor, ma’am. Yes, he is here.”

“Then, pray let me see him--or no; I had better see Mr. Lusignan.”

“Master have gone out for the day, ma’am; but if you’ll step in the
drawing-room, I’ll tell the doctor.”

Lady Cicely waited in the drawing-room some time, heart-sick and

At last Dr. Philip came in, with her card in his hand, looking evidently
a little cross at the interruption. “Now, madam, please tell me, as
briefly as you can, what I can do for you.”

“Are you Dr. Philip Staines?”

“I am, madam, at your service--for five minutes. Can’t quit my patient
long, just now.”

“Oh, sir, thank God I have found you. Be prepared for ill news--sad
news--a terrible calamity--I can’t speak. Read that, sir.” And she
handed him Tadcaster’s note.

He took it, and read it.

He buried his face in his hands. “Christopher! my poor, poor boy!”
 he groaned. But suddenly a terrible anxiety seized him. “Who knows of
this?” he asked.

“Only myself, sir. I came here to break it to her.”

“You are a good, kind lady, for being so thoughtful. Madam, if this gets
to my niece’s ears, it will kill her, as sure as we stand here.”

“Then let us keep it from her. Command me, sir. I will do anything. I
will live here--take the letters in--the journals--anything.”

“No, no; you have done your part, and God bless you for it. You must not
stay here. Your ladyship’s very presence, and your agitation, would set
the servants talking, and some idiot-fiend among them babbling--there is
nothing so terrible as a fool.”

“May I remain at the inn, sir; just one night?”

“Oh yes, I wish you would; and I will run over, if all is well with
her--well with her? poor unfortunate girl!”

Lady Cicely saw he wished her gone, and she went directly.

At nine o’clock that same evening, as she lay on a sofa in the best room
of the inn, attended by her maid, Dr. Philip Staines came to her. She
dismissed her maid.

Dr. Philip was too old, in other words, had lost too many friends, to
be really broken down by bereavement; but he was strangely subdued. The
loud tones were out of him, and the loud laugh, and even the keen sneer.
Yet he was the same man; but with a gentler surface; and this was not
without its pathos.

“Well, madam,” said he gravely and quietly. “It is as it always has
been. ‘As is the race of leaves, so that of man.’ When one falls,
another comes. Here’s a little Christopher come, in place of him that is
gone: a brave, beautiful boy, ma’am; the finest but one I ever brought
into the world. He is come to take his father’s place in our hearts--I
see you valued his poor father, ma’am--but he comes too late for me. At
your age, ma’am, friendships come naturally; they spring like loves in
the soft heart of youth: at seventy, the gate is not so open; the soil
is more sterile. I shall never care for another Christopher; never see
another grow to man’s estate.”

“The mother, sir,” sobbed Lady Cicely; “the poor mother?”

“Like them all--poor creature: in heaven, madam; in heaven. New life!
new existence! a new character. All the pride, glory, rapture, and
amazement of maternity--thanks to her ignorance, which we must prolong,
or I would not give one straw for her life, or her son’s. I shall never
leave the house till she does know it, and come when it may, I dread the
hour. She is not framed by nature to bear so deadly a shock.”

“Her father, sir. Would he not be the best person to break it to her? He
was out to-day.”

“Her father, ma’am? I shall get no help from him. He is one of those
soft, gentle creatures, that come into the world with what your canting
fools call a mission; and his mission is to take care of number one.
Not dishonestly, mind you, nor violently, nor rudely, but doucely and
calmly. The care a brute like me takes of his vitals, that care Lusignan
takes of his outer cuticle. His number one is a sensitive plant. No
scenes, no noise; nothing painful--by-the-by, the little creature that
writes in the papers, and calls calamities PAINFUL, is of Lusignan’s
breed. Out to-day! of course he was out, ma’am: he knew from me his
daughter would be in peril all day, so he visited a friend. He knew his
own tenderness, and evaded paternal sensibilities: a self-defender. I
count on no help from that charming man.”

“A man! I call such creachaas weptiles!” said Lady Cicely, her ghastly
cheek coloring for a moment.

“Then you give them a false importance.”

In the course of this interview, Lady Cicely accused herself sadly of
having interfered between man and wife, and with the best intentions
brought about this cruel calamity. “Judge, then, sir,” said she,
“how grateful I am to you for undertaking this cruel task. I was her
schoolfellow, sir, and I love her dearly; but she has turned against me,
and now, oh, with what horror she will regard me!”

“Madam,” said the doctor, “there is nothing more mean and unjust than
to judge others by events that none could foresee. Your conscience
is clear. You did your best for my poor nephew: but Fate willed it
otherwise. As for my niece, she has many virtues, but justice is one
you must not look for in that quarter. Justice requires brains. It’s
a virtue the heart does not deal in. You must be content with your own
good conscience, and an old man’s esteem. You did all for the best; and
this very day you have done a good, kind action. God bless you for it!”

Then he left her; and next day she went sadly home, and for many a long
day the hollow world saw nothing of Cicely Treherne.

When Mr. Lusignan came home that night, Dr. Philip told him the
miserable story, and his fears. He received it, not as Philip had
expected. The bachelor had counted without his dormant paternity. He
was terror-stricken--abject--fell into a chair, and wrung his hands,
and wept piteously. To keep it from his daughter till she should be
stronger, seemed to him chimerical, impossible. However, Philip insisted
it must be done; and he must make some excuse for keeping out of her
way, or his manner would rouse her suspicions. He consented readily to
that, and indeed left all to Dr. Philip.

Dr. Philip trusted nobody; not even his own confidential servant. He
allowed no journal to come into the house without passing through his
hands, and he read them all before he would let any other soul in the
house see them. He asked Rosa to let him be her secretary and open her
letters, giving as a pretext that it would be as well she should have no
small worries or trouble just now.

“Why,” said she, “I was never so well able to bear them. It must be a
great thing to put me out now. I am so happy, and live in the future.
Well, dear uncle, you can if you like--what does it matter?--only there
must be one exception: my own Christie’s letters, you know.”

“Of course,” said he, wincing inwardly.

The very next day came a letter of condolence from Miss Lucas. Dr.
Philip intercepted it, and locked it up, to be shown her at a more
fitting time.

But how could he hope to keep so public a thing as this from entering
the house in one of a hundred newspapers?

He went into Gravesend, and searched all the newspapers, to see what he
had to contend with. To his horror, he found it in several dailies and
weeklies, and in two illustrated papers. He sat aghast at the difficulty
and the danger.

The best thing he could think of was to buy them all, and cut out the
account. He did so, and brought all the papers, thus mutilated, into
the house, and sent them into the kitchen. He said to his old servant,
“These may amuse Mr. Lusignan’s people, and I have extracted all that
interests me.”

By these means he hoped that none of the servants would go and buy more
of these same papers elsewhere.

Notwithstanding these precautions, he took the nurse apart, and said,
“Now, you are an experienced woman, and to be trusted about an excitable
patient. Mind, I object to any female servant entering Mrs. Staines’s
room with gossip. Keep them outside the door for the present, please.
Oh, and nurse, if anything should happen, likely to grieve or to worry
her, it must be kept from her entirely: can I trust you?”

“You may, sir.”

“I shall add ten guineas to your fee, if she gets through the month
without a shock or disturbance of any kind.”

She stared at him, inquiringly. Then she said,--

“You may rely on me, doctor.”

“I feel I may. Still, she alarms me. She looks quiet enough, but she is
very excitable.”

Not all these precautions gave Dr. Philip any real sense of security;
still less did they to Mr. Lusignan. He was not a tender father, in
small things, but the idea of actual danger to his only child was
terrible to him and he now passed his life in a continual tremble.

This is the less to be wondered at, when I tell you that even the stout
Philip began to lose his nerve, his appetite, his sleep, under this
hourly terror and this hourly torture.

Well did the great imagination of antiquity feign a torment, too great
for the mind long to endure, in the sword of Damocles suspended by
a single hair over his head. Here the sword hung over an innocent
creature, who smiled beneath it, fearless; but these two old men must
sit and watch the sword, and ask themselves how long before that subtle
salvation shall snap.

“Ill news travels fast,” says the proverb. “The birds of the air shall
carry the matter,” says Holy Writ; and it is so. No bolts nor bars, no
promises nor precautions, can long shut out a great calamity from the
ears it is to blast, the heart it is to wither. The very air seems full
of it, until it falls.

Rosa’s child was more than a fortnight old; and she was looking more
beautiful than ever, as is often the case with a very young mother, and
Dr. Philip complimented her on her looks. “Now,” said he, “you reap the
advantage of being good, and obedient, and keeping quiet. In another ten
days or so, I may take you to the seaside for a week. I have the honor
to inform you that from about the fourth to the tenth of March there is
always a week of fine weather, which takes everybody by surprise, except
me. It does not astonish me, because I observe it is invariable. Now,
what would you say if I gave you a week at Herne Bay, to set you up

“As you please, dear uncle,” said Mrs. Staines, with a sweet smile. “I
shall be very happy to go, or to stay. I shall be happy everywhere, with
my darling boy, and the thought of my husband. Why, I count the days
till he shall come back to me. No, to us; to us, my pet. How dare a
naughty mammy say to ‘me,’ as if ‘me’ was half the ‘portance of oo, a
precious pets!”

Dr. Philip was surprised into a sigh.

“What is the matter, dear?” said Rosa, very quickly.

“The matter?”

“Yes, dear, the matter. You sighed; you, the laughing philosopher.”

“Did I?” said he, to gain time. “Perhaps I remembered the uncertainty of
human life, and of all mortal hopes. The old will have their thoughts,
my dear. They have seen so much trouble.”

“But, uncle dear, he is a very healthy child.”


“And you told me yourself carelessness was the cause so many children

“That is true.”

She gave him a curious and rather searching look; then, leaning over
her boy, said, “Mammy’s not afraid. Beautiful Pet was not born to die
directly. He will never leave his mam-ma. No, uncle, he never can. For
my life is bound in his and his dear father’s. It is a triple cord: one
go, go all.”

She said this with a quiet resolution that chilled Uncle Philip.

At this moment the nurse, who had been bending so pertinaciously over
some work that her eyes were invisible, looked quickly up, cast a
furtive glance at Mrs. Staines, and finding she was employed for the
moment, made an agitated signal to Dr. Philip. All she did was to
clench her two hands and lift them half way to her face, and then cast a
frightened look towards the door; but Philip’s senses were so sharpened
by constant alarm and watching, that he saw at once something serious
was the matter. But as he had asked himself what he should do in case
of some sudden alarm, he merely gave a nod of intelligence to the nurse,
scarcely perceptible, then rose quietly from his seat, and went to the
window. “Snow coming, I think,” said he. “For all that we shall have the
March summer in ten days. You mark my words.” He then went leisurely
out of the room; at the door he turned, and, with all the cunning he was
master of, said, “Oh, by the by, come to my room, nurse, when you are at

“Yes, doctor,” said the nurse, but never moved. She was too bent on
hiding the agitation she really felt.

“Had you not better go to him, nurse?”

“Perhaps I had, madam.”

She rose with feigned indifference, and left the room. She walked
leisurely down the passage, then, casting a hasty glance behind her,
for fear Mrs. Staines should be watching her, hurried into the doctor’s
room. They met at once in the middle of the room, and Mrs. Briscoe burst
out, “Sir, it is known all over the house!”

“Heaven forbid! What is known?”

“What you would give the world to keep from her. Why, sir, the moment
you cautioned me, of course I saw there was trouble. But little I
thought--sir, not a servant in the kitchen or the stable but knows that
her husband--poor thing! poor thing!--Ah! there goes the housemaid--to
have a look at her.”

“Stop her!”

Mrs. Briscoe had not waited for this; she rushed after the woman, and
told her Mrs. Staines was sleeping, and the room must not be entered on
any account.

“Oh, very well,” said the maid, rather sullenly.

Mrs. Briscoe saw her return to the kitchen, and came back to Dr.
Staines; he was pacing the room in torments of anxiety.

“Doctor,” said she, “it is the old story: ‘Servants’ friends, the
master’s enemies.’ An old servant came here to gossip with her friend
the cook (she never could abide her while they were together, by all
accounts), and told her the whole story of his being drowned at sea.”

Dr. Philip groaned, “Cursed chatterbox!” said he. “What is to be done?
Must we break it to her now? Oh, if I could only buy a few days more!
The heart to be crushed while the body is weak! It is too cruel. Advise
me, Mrs. Briscoe. You are an experienced woman, and I think you are a
kind-hearted woman.”

“Well, sir,” said Mrs. Briscoe, “I had the name of it, when I was
younger--before Briscoe failed, and I took to nursing; which it hardens,
sir, by use, and along of the patients themselves; for sick folk are
lumps of selfishness; we see more of them than you do, sir. But this I
WILL say, ‘tisn’t selfishness that lies now in that room, waiting for
the blow that will bring her to death’s door, I’m sore afraid; but a
sweet, gentle, thoughtful creature, as ever supped sorrow; for I don’t
know how ‘tis, doctor, nor why ‘tis, but an angel like that has always
to sup sorrow.”

“But you do not advise me,” said the doctor, in agitation, “and
something must be done.”

“Advise you, sir; it is not for me to do that. I am sure I’m at my wits’
ends, poor thing! Well, sir, I don’t see what you can do, but try and
break it to her. Better so, than let it come to her like a clap of
thunder. But I think, sir, I’d have a wet-nurse ready, before I said
much: for she is very quick--and ten to one but the first word of such a
thing turns her blood to gall. Sir, I once knew a poor woman--she was
a carpenter’s wife--a-nursing her child in the afternoon--and in runs a
foolish woman, and tells her he was killed dead, off a scaffold. ‘Twas
the man’s sister told her. Well, sir, she was knocked stupid like, and
she sat staring, and nursing of her child, before she could take it in
rightly. The child was dead before supper-time, and the woman was not
long after. The whole family was swept away, sir, in a few hours, and
I mind the table was not cleared he had dined on, when they came to lay
them out. Well-a-day, nurses see sorrow!”

“We all see sorrow that live long, Mrs. Briscoe. I am heart-broken
myself; I am desperate. You are a good soul, and I’ll tell you. When
my nephew married this poor girl, I was very angry with him; and I soon
found she was not fit to be a struggling man’s wife; and then I was very
angry with her. She had spoiled a first-rate physician, I thought. But,
since I knew her better, it is all changed. She is so lovable. How I
shall ever tell her this terrible thing, God knows. All I know is, that
I will not throw a chance away. Her body SHALL be stronger, before I
break her heart. Cursed idiots, that could not save a single man, with
their boats, in a calm sea! Lord forgive me for blaming people, when I
was not there to see. I say I will give her every chance. She shall not
know it till she is stronger: no, not if I live at her door, and sleep
there, and all. Good God! inspire me with something. There is always
something to be done, if one could but see it.”

Mrs. Briscoe sighed and said, “Sir, I think anything is better than for
her to hear it from a servant--and they are sure to blurt it out. Young
women are such fools.”

“No, no; I see what it is,” said Dr. Philip. “I have gone all wrong from
the first. I have been acting like a woman, when I should have acted
like a man. Why, I only trusted YOU by halves. There was a fool for you.
Never trust people by halves.”

“That is true, sir.”

“Well, then, now I shall go at it like a man. I have a vile opinion of
servants; but no matter. I’ll try them: they are human, I suppose. I’ll
hit them between the eyes like a man. Go to the kitchen, Mrs. Briscoe,
and tell them I wish to speak to all the servants, indoors or out.”

“Yes, sir.”

She stopped at the door, and said, “I had better get back to her, as
soon as I have told them.”


“And what shall I tell her, sir? Her first word will be to ask me what
you wanted me for. I saw that in her eye. She was curious: that is why
she sent me after you so quick.”

Dr. Philip groaned. He felt he was walking among pitfalls. He rapidly
flavored some distilled water with orange-flower, then tinted it a
beautiful pink, and bottled it. “There,” said he; “I was mixing a new
medicine. Tablespoon, four times a day: had to filter it. Any lie you

Mrs. Briscoe went to the kitchen, and gave her message: then went to
Mrs. Staines with the mixture.

Dr. Philip went down to the kitchen, and spoke to the servants very
solemnly. He said, “My good friends, I am come to ask your help in a
matter of life and death. There is a poor young woman up-stairs; she
is a widow, and does not know it; and must not know it yet. If the blow
fell now, I think it would kill her: indeed, if she hears it all of a
sudden, at any time, that might destroy her. We are in so sore a strait
that a feather may turn the scale. So we must try all we can to gain a
little time, and then trust to God’s mercy after all. Well, now, what
do you say? Will you help me keep it from her, till the tenth of March,
say? and then I will break it to her by degrees. Forget she is your
mistress. Master and servant, that is all very well at a proper time;
but this is the time to remember nothing but that we are all one flesh
and blood. We lie down together in the churchyard, and we hope to rise
together where there will be no master and servant. Think of the poor
unfortunate creature as your own flesh and blood, and tell me, will you
help me try and save her, under this terrible blow?”

“Ay, doctor, that we will,” said the footman. “Only you give us our
orders, and you will see.”

“I have no right to give you orders; but I entreat you not to show her
by word or look, that calamity is upon her. Alas! it is only a reprieve
you can give her and to me. The bitter hour MUST come when I must tell
her she is a widow, and her boy an orphan. When that day comes, I will
ask you all to pray for me that I may find words. But now I ask you to
give me that ten days’ reprieve. Let the poor creature recover a little
strength, before the thunderbolt of affliction falls on her head. Will
you promise me?”

They promised heartily; and more than one of the women began to cry.

“A general assent will not satisfy me,” said Dr. Philip. “I want every
man, and every woman, to give me a hand upon it; then I shall feel sure
of you.”

The men gave him their hands at once. The women wiped their hands with
their aprons, to make sure they were clean, and gave him their hands
too. The cook said, “If any one of us goes from it, this kitchen will be
too hot to hold her.”

“Nobody will go from it, cook,” said the doctor. “I’m not afraid of
that; and now since you have promised me, out of your own good hearts,
I’ll try and be even with you. If she knows nothing of it by the tenth
of March, five guineas to every man and woman in this kitchen. You shall
see that, if you can be kind, we can be grateful.”

He then hurried away. He found Mr. Lusignan in the drawing-room, and
told him all this. Lusignan was fluttered, but grateful. “Ah, my good
friend,” said he, “this is a hard trial to two old men, like you and

“It is,” said Philip. “It has shown me my age. I declare I am trembling;
I, whose nerves were iron. But I have a particular contempt for
servants. Mercenary wretches! I think Heaven inspired me to talk to
them. After all, who knows? perhaps we might find a way to their hearts,
if we did not eternally shock their vanity, and forget that it is, and
must be, far greater than our own. The women gave me their tears,
and the men were earnest. Not one hand lay cold in mine. As for your
kitchen-maid, I’d trust my life to that girl. What a grip she gave
me! What strength! What fidelity was in it! My hand was never GRASPED
before. I think we are safe for a few days more.”

Lusignan sighed. “What does it all come to? We are pulling the trigger
gently, that is all.”

“No, no; that is not it. Don’t let us confound the matter with similes,
please. Keep them for children.”

Mrs. Staines left her bed; and would have left her room, but Dr. Philip
forbade it strictly.

One day, seated in her arm-chair, she said to the nurse, before Dr.
Philip, “Nurse, why do the servants look so curiously at me?”

Mrs. Briscoe cast a hasty glance at Dr. Philip, and then said, “I don’t
know, madam. I never noticed that.”

“Uncle, why did nurse look at you before she answered such a simple

“I don’t know. What question?”

“About the servants.”

“Oh, about the servants!” said he contemptuously.

“You should not turn up your nose at them, for they are all most kind
and attentive. Only, I catch them looking at me so strangely; really--as
if they--”

“Rosa, you are taking me quite out of my depth. The looks of servant
girls! Why, of course a lady in your condition is an object of especial
interest to them. I dare say they are saying to one another, ‘I wonder
when my turn will come!’ A fellow-feeling makes us wondrous kind--that
is a proverb, is it not?”

“To be sure. I forgot that.”

She said no more; but seemed thoughtful, and not quite satisfied.

On this Dr. Philip begged the maids to go near her as little as
possible. “You are not aware of it,” said he, “but your looks, and
your manner of speaking, rouse her attention, and she is quicker than I
thought she was, and observes very subtly.”

This was done; and then she complained that nobody came near her. She
insisted on coming down-stairs; it was so dull.

Dr. Philip consented, if she would be content to receive no visits for a

She assented to that; and now passed some hours every day in the
drawing-room. In her morning wrappers, so fresh and crisp, she looked
lovely, and increased in health and strength every day.

Dr. Philip used to look at her, and his very flesh would creep at the
thought that, ere long, he must hurl this fair creature into the dust
of affliction; must, with a word, take the ruby from her lips, the rose
from her cheeks, the sparkle from her glorious eyes--eyes that beamed
on him with sweet affection, and a mouth that never opened, but to show
some simplicity of mind, or some pretty burst of the sensitive heart.

He put off, and put off, and at last cowardice began to whisper, “Why
tell her the whole truth at all? Why not take her through stages of
doubt, alarm, and, after all, leave a grain of hope till her child gets
so rooted in her heart that”--But conscience and good sense interrupted
this temporary thought, and made him see to what a horrible life of
suspense he should condemn a human creature, and live a perpetual lie,
and be always at the edge of some pitfall or other.

One day, while he sat looking at her, with all these thoughts, and many
more, coursing through his mind, she looked up at him, and surprised
him. “Ah!” said she gravely.

“What is the matter, my dear?”

“Oh, nothing,” said she cunningly.

“Uncle, dear,” said she presently, “when do we go to Herne Bay?”

Now, Dr. Philip had given that up. He had got the servants at Kent Villa
on his side, and he felt safer here than in any strange place: so he
said, “I don’t know: that all depends. There is plenty of time.”

“No, uncle,” said Rosa gravely. “I wish to leave this house. I can
hardly breathe in it.”

“What! your native air?”

“Mystery is not my native air; and this house is full of mystery. Voices
whisper at my door, and the people don’t come in. The maids cast strange
looks at me, and hurry away. I scolded that pert girl Jane, and she
answered me as meek as Moses. I catch you looking at me, with love, and
something else. What is that something--? It is Pity: that is what it
is. Do you think, because I am called a simpleton, that I have no eyes,
nor ears, nor sense? What is this secret which you are all hiding from
one person, and that is me? Ah! Christopher has not written these five
weeks. Tell me the truth, for I will know it,” and she started up in
wild excitement.

Then Dr. Philip saw the hour was come.

He said, “My poor girl, you have read us right. I am anxious about
Christopher, and all the servants know it.”

“Anxious, and not tell ME; his wife; the woman whose life is bound up in

“Was it for us to retard your convalescence, and set you fretting, and
perhaps destroy your child? Rosa, my darling, think what a treasure
Heaven has sent you, to love and care for.”

“Yes,” said she, trembling, “Heaven has been good to me; I hope Heaven
will always be as good to me. I don’t deserve it; but then I tell God
so. I am very grateful, and very penitent. I never forget that, if I
had been a good wife, my husband--five weeks is a long time. Why do
you tremble so? Why are you so pale--a strong man like you? CALAMITY!

Dr. Philip hung his head.

She looked at him, started wildly up, then sank back into her chair. So
the stricken deer leaps, then falls. Yet even now she put on a deceitful
calm, and said, “Tell me the truth. I have a right to know.”

He stammered out, “There is a report of an accident at sea.”

She kept silence.

“Of a passenger drowned--out of that ship. This, coupled with his
silence, fills our hearts with fear.”

“It is worse--you are breaking it to me--you have gone too far to stop.
One word: is he alive? Oh, say he is alive!”

Philip rang the bell hard, and said in a troubled voice, “Rosa, think of
your child.”

“Not when my husband--Is he alive or dead?”

“It is hard to say, with such a terrible report about, and no letters,”
 faltered the old man, his courage failing him.

“What are you afraid of? Do you think I can’t die, and go to him? Alive,
or dead?” and she stood before him, raging and quivering in every limb.

The nurse came in.

“Fetch her child,” he cried; “God have mercy on her.”

“Ah, then he is dead,” said she, with stony calmness. “I drove him to
sea, and he is dead.”

The nurse rushed in, and held the child to her.

She would not look at it.


“Yes, our poor Christie is gone--but his child is here--the image of
him. Do not forget the mother. Have pity on his child and yours.”

“Take it out of my sight!” she screamed. “Away with it, or I shall
murder it, as I have murdered its father. My dear Christie, before all
that live! I have killed him. I shall die for him. I shall go to him.”
 She raved and tore her hair. Servants rushed in. Rosa was carried to her
bed, screaming and raving, and her black hair all down on both sides, a
piteous sight.

Swoon followed swoon, and that very night brain fever set in with all
its sad accompaniments; a poor bereaved creature, tossing and moaning;
pale, anxious, but resolute faces of the nurse and the kitchen-maid
watching: on one table a pail of ice, and on another the long, thick
raven hair of our poor Simpleton, lying on clean silver paper. Dr.
Philip had cut it all off with his own hand, and he was now folding it
up, and crying over it; for he thought to himself, “Perhaps in a few
days more only this will be left of her on earth.”


Staines fell head-foremost into the sea with a heavy plunge. Being an
excellent swimmer, he struck out the moment he touched the water, and
that arrested his dive, and brought him up with a slant, shocked and
panting, drenched and confused. The next moment he saw, as through a
fog--his eyes being full of water--something fall from the ship. He
breasted the big waves, and swam towards it: it rose on the top of a
wave, and he saw it was a life-buoy. Encumbered with wet clothes, he
seemed impotent in the big waves; they threw him up so high, and down so

Almost exhausted, he got to the life-buoy, and clutched it with a fierce
grasp and a wild cry of delight. He got it over his head, and, placing
his arms round the buoyant circle, stood with his breast and head out of
water, gasping.

He now drew a long breath, and got his wet hair out of his eyes, already
smarting with salt water, and, raising himself on the buoy, looked out
for help.

He saw, to his great concern, the ship already at a distance. She seemed
to have flown, and she was still drifting fast away from him.

He saw no signs of help. His heart began to turn as cold as his drenched
body. A horrible fear crossed him.

But presently he saw the weather-boat filled, and fall into the water;
and then a wave rolled between him and the ship, and he only saw her

The next time he rose on a mighty wave he saw the boats together astern
of the vessel, but not coming his way; and the gloom was thickening, the
ship becoming indistinct, and all was doubt and horror.

A life of agony passed in a few minutes.

He rose and fell like a cork on the buoyant waves--rose and fell, and
saw nothing but the ship’s lights, now terribly distant.

But at last, as he rose and fell, he caught a few fitful glimpses of a
smaller light rising and falling like himself. “A boat!” he cried, and
raising himself as high as he could, shouted, cried, implored for help.
He stretched his hands across the water. “This way! this way!”

The light kept moving, but it came no nearer. They had greatly
underrated the drift. The other boat had no light.

Minutes passed of suspense, hope, doubt, dismay, terror. Those minutes
seemed hours.

In the agony of suspense the quaking heart sent beads of sweat to the
brow, though the body was immersed.

And the gloom deepened, and the cold waves flung him up to heaven with
their giant arms, and then down again to hell: and still that light, his
only hope, was several hundred yards from him.

Only for a moment at a time could his eyeballs, straining with agony,
catch this will-o’-the-wisp, the boat’s light. It groped the sea up and
down, but came no near.

When what seemed days of agony had passed, suddenly a rocket rose in the
horizon--so it seemed to him.

The lost man gave a shriek of joy; so prone are we to interpret things

Misery! The next time he saw that little light, that solitary spark of
hope, it was not quite so near as before. A mortal sickness fell on his
heart. The ship had recalled the boats by rocket.

He shrieked, he cried, he screamed, he raved. “Oh, Rosa! Rosa! for her
sake, men, men, do not leave me. I am here! here!”

In vain. The miserable man saw the boat’s little light retire, recede,
and melt into the ship’s larger light, and that light glided away.

Then, a cold, deadly stupor fell on him. Then, death’s icy claw seized
his heart, and seemed to run from it to every part of him. He was a dead
man. Only a question of time. Nothing to gain by floating.

But the despairing mind could not quit the world in peace, and even here
in the cold, cruel sea, the quivering body clung to this fragment of
life, and winced at death’s touch, though more merciful.

He despised this weakness; he raged at it; he could not overcome it.

Unable to live or to die, condemned to float slowly, hour by hour, down
into death’s jaws.

To a long, death-like stupor succeeded frenzy. Fury seized this great
and long-suffering mind. It rose against the cruelty and injustice of
his fate. He cursed the world, whose stupidity had driven him to sea,
he cursed remorseless nature; and at last he railed on the God who made
him, and made the cruel water, that was waiting for his body. “God’s
justice! God’s mercy! God’s power! they are all lies,” he shouted,
“dreams, chimeras, like Him the all-powerful and good, men babble of by
the fire. If there was a God more powerful than the sea, and only
half as good as men are, he would pity my poor Rosa and me, and send
a hurricane to drive those caitiffs back to the wretch they have
abandoned. Nature alone is mighty. Oh, if I could have her on my side,
and only God against me! But she is as deaf to prayer as He is: as
mechanical and remorseless. I am a bubble melting into the sea. Soul
I have none; my body will soon be nothing, nothing. So ends an honest,
loving life. I always tried to love my fellow-creatures. Curse them!
curse them! Curse the earth! Curse the sea! Curse all nature: there is
no other God for me to curse.”

The moon came out.

He raised his head and staring eyeballs, and cursed her.

The wind began to whistle, and flung spray in his face.

He raised his fallen head and staring eyeballs, and cursed the wind.

While he was thus raving, he became sensible of a black object to

It looked like a rail, and a man leaning on it.

He stared, he cleared the wet hair from his eyes, and stared again.

The thing, being larger than himself and partly out of water, was
drifting to leeward faster than himself.

He stared and trembled, and at last it came nearly abreast, black,

He gave a loud cry, and tried to swim towards it; but encumbered with
his life-buoy, he made little progress. The thing drifted abreast of
him, but ten yards distant.

As they each rose high upon the waves, he saw it plainly.

It was the very raft that had been the innocent cause of his sad fate.

He shouted with hope, he swam, he struggled; he got near it, but not
to it; it drifted past, and he lost his chance of intercepting it. He
struggled after it. The life-buoy would not let him catch it.

Then he gave a cry of agony, rage, despair, and flung off the life-buoy,
and risked all on this one chance.

He gains a little on the raft.

He loses.

He gains: he cries, “Rosa! Rosa!” and struggles with all his soul, as
well as his body: he gains.

But when almost within reach, a wave half drowns him, and he loses.

He cries, “Rosa! Rosa!” and swims high and strong. “Rosa! Rosa! Rosa!”

He is near it. He cries, “Rosa! Rosa!” and with all the energy of love
and life flings himself almost out of the water, and catches hold of the
nearest thing on the raft.

It was the dead man’s leg.

It seemed as if it would come away in his grasp. He dared not try to
pull himself up by that. But he held on by it, panting, exhausting,

This faintness terrified him. “Oh,” thought he, “if I faint now, all is

Holding by that terrible and strange support, he made a grasp, and
caught hold of the woodwork at the bottom of the rail. He tried to draw
himself up. Impossible.

He was no better off than with his life-buoy.

But in situations so dreadful, men think fast; he worked gradually
round the bottom of the raft by his hands, till he got to leeward, still
holding on. There he found a solid block of wood at the edge of the
raft. He prised himself carefully up; the raft in that part then sank a
little: he got his knee upon the timber of the raft, and with a wild
cry seized the nearest upright, and threw both arms round it and clung
tight. Then first he found breath to speak. “THANK GOD!” he cried,
kneeling on the timber, and grasping the upright post--“OH, THANK GOD!


“Thank God!” why, according to his theory, it should have been “Thank
Nature.” But I observe that, in such cases, even philosophers are
ungrateful to the mistress they worship.

Our philosopher not only thanked God, but being on his knees, prayed
forgiveness for his late ravings, prayed hard, with one arm curled round
the upright, lest the sea, which ever and anon rushed over the bottom of
the raft, should swallow him up in a moment.

Then he rose carefully, and wedged himself into the corner of the raft
opposite to that other figure, ominous relic of the wild voyage the
new-comer had entered upon; he put both arms over the rail, and stood

The moon was now up; but so was the breeze: fleecy clouds flew with
vast rapidity across her bright face, and it was by fitful though vivid
glances Staines examined the raft and his companion.

The raft was large, and well made of timbers tied and nailed together,
and a strong rail ran round it resting on several uprights. There were
also some blocks of a very light wood screwed to the horizontal timbers,
and these made it float high.

But what arrested and fascinated the man’s gaze was his dead companion,
sole survivor, doubtless, of a horrible voyage, since the raft was not
made for one, nor by one.

It was a skeleton, or nearly, whose clothes the seabirds had torn, and
pecked every limb in all the fleshy parts; the rest of the body had
dried to dark leather on the bones. The head was little more than an
eyeless skull; but in the fitful moonlight, those huge hollow
caverns seemed gigantic lamp-like eyes, and glared at him fiendishly,

He sickened at the sight. He tried not to look at it; but it would be
looked at, and threaten him in the moonlight, with great lack-lustre

The wind whistled, and lashed his face with spray torn off the big
waves, and the water was nearly up to his knees, and the raft tossed
so wildly, it was all he could do to hold on in his corner: in which
struggle, still those monstrous lack-lustre eyes, like lamps of death,
glared at him in the moon; all else was dark, except the fiery crests of
the black mountain-billows, tumbling and raging all around.

What a night!

But, before morning, the breeze sank, the moon set, and a sombre quiet
succeeded, with only that grim figure in outline dimly visible. Owing to
the motion still retained by the waves, it seemed to nod and rear, and
be ever preparing to rush upon him.

The sun rose glorious, on a lovely scene; the sky was a very mosaic of
colors sweet and vivid, and the tranquil, rippling sea, peach-colored to
the horizon, with lines of diamonds where the myriad ripples broke into

Staines was asleep, exhausted. Soon the light awoke him, and he looked
up. What an incongruous picture met his eye: that heaven of color
all above and around, and right before him, like a devil stuck in
mid-heaven, that grinning corpse, whose fate foreshadowed his own.

But daylight is a great strengthener of the nerves; the figure no longer
appalled him--a man who had long learned to look with Science’s calm
eye upon the dead. When the sea became like glass, and from peach-color
deepened to rose, he walked along the raft, and inspected the dead man.
He found it was a man of color, but not a black. The body was not kept
in its place, as he had supposed, merely by being jammed into the angle
caused by the rail; it was also lashed to the corner upright by a long,
stout belt. Staines concluded this had kept the body there, and its
companions had been swept away.

This was not lost on him: he removed the belt for his own use: he then
found it was not only a belt, but a receptacle; it was nearly full of
small, hard substances that felt like stones.

When he had taken it off the body, he felt a compunction. “Ought he to
rob the dead, and expose it to be swept into the sea at the first wave,
like a dead dog?”

He was about to replace the belt, when a middle course occurred to him.
He was a man who always carried certain useful little things about him,
viz., needles, thread, scissors, and string. He took a piece of string,
and easily secured this poor light skeleton to the raft. The belt he
strapped to the rail, and kept for his own need.

And now hunger gnawed him. No food was near. There was nothing but the
lovely sea and sky, mosaic with color, and that grim, ominous skeleton.

Hunger comes and goes many times before it becomes insupportable. All
that day and night, and the next day, he suffered its pangs; and then it
became torture, but the thirst maddening.

Towards night fell a gentle rain. He spread a handkerchief and caught
it. He sucked the handkerchief.

This revived him, and even allayed in some degree the pangs of hunger.

Next day was cloudless. A hot sun glared on his unprotected head, and
battered down his enfeebled frame.

He resisted as well as he could. He often dipped his head, and as often
the persistent sun, with cruel glare, made it smoke again.

Next day the same: but the strength to meet it was waning. He lay down
and thought of Rosa, and wept bitterly. He took the dead man’s belt, and
lashed himself to the upright. That act, and his tears for his beloved,
were almost his last acts of perfect reason: for next day came the
delusions and the dreams that succeed when hunger ceases to torture,
and the vital powers begin to ebb. He lay and saw pleasant meadows with
meandering streams, and clusters of rich fruit that courted the hand and
melted in the mouth.

Ever and anon they vanished, and he saw grim death looking down on him
with those big cavernous eyes.

By and by, whether his body’s eye saw the grim skeleton, or his mind’s
eye the juicy fruits, green meadows, and pearly brooks, all was shadowy.

So, in a placid calm, beneath a blue sky, the raft drifted dead, with
its dead freight, upon the glassy purple, and he drifted, too, towards
the world unknown.

There came across the waters to that dismal raft a thing none too
common, by sea or land--a good man.

He was tall, stalwart, bronzed, and had hair like snow, before his time,
for he had known trouble. He commanded a merchant steamer, bound for
Calcutta, on the old route.

The man at the mast-head descried a floating wreck, and hailed the
deck accordingly. The captain altered his course without one moment’s
hesitation, and brought up alongside, lowered a boat, and brought the
dead, and the breathing man, on board.

A young middy lifted Staines in his arms from the wreck to the boat; he
whose person I described in chapter one weighed now no more than that.

Men are not always rougher than women. Their strength and nerve enable
them now and then to be gentler than buttery-fingered angels, who drop
frail things through sensitive agitation, and break them. These rough
men saw Staines was hovering between life and death, and they handled
him like a thing the ebbing life might be shaken out of in a moment. It
was pretty to see how gingerly the sailors carried the sinking man up
the ladder, and one fetched swabs, and the others laid him down softly
on them at their captain’s feet.

“Well done, men,” said he. “Poor fellow! Pray Heaven, we may not have
come too late. Now stand aloof a bit. Send the surgeon aft.”

The surgeon came, and looked, and felt the heart. He shook his head, and
called for brandy. He had Staines’s head raised, and got half a spoonful
of diluted brandy down his throat. But there was an ominous gurgling.

After several such attempts at intervals, he said plainly the man’s life
could not be saved by ordinary means.

“Then try extraordinary,” said the captain. “My orders are that he is to
be saved. There is life in him. You have only got to keep it there. He
MUST be saved; he SHALL be saved.”

“I should like to try Dr. Staines’s remedy,” said the surgeon.

“Try it, then what is it?”

“A bath of beef-tea. Dr. Staines says he applied it to a starved
child--in the Lancet.”

“Take a hundred-weight of beef, and boil it in the coppers.”

Thus encouraged, the surgeon went to the cook, and very soon beef was
steaming on a scale and at a rate unparalleled.

Meantime, Captain Dodd had the patient taken to his own cabin, and he
and his servant administered weak brandy and water with great caution
and skill.

There was no perceptible result. But at all events there was life and
vital instinct left, or he could not have swallowed.

Thus they hovered about him for some hours, and then the bath was ready.

The captain took charge of the patient’s clothes: the surgeon and a
sailor bathed him in lukewarm beef-tea, and then covered him very warm
with blankets next the skin. Guess how near a thing it seemed to them,
when I tell you they dared not rub him.

Just before sunset his pulse became perceptible. The surgeon
administered half a spoonful of egg-flip. The patient swallowed it.

By and by he sighed.

“He must not be left, day or night,” said the captain. “I don’t know who
or what he is, but he is a man; and I could not bear him to die now.”

That night Captain Dodd overhauled the patient’s clothes, and looked for
marks on his linen. There were none.

“Poor devil” said Captain Dodd. “He is a bachelor.”

Captain Dodd found his pocket-book, with bank-notes, two hundred pounds.
He took the numbers, made a memorandum of them, and locked the notes up.

He lighted his lamp, examined the belt, unripped it, and poured out the
contents on his table.

They were dazzling. A great many large pieces of amethyst, and some
of white topaz and rock crystal; a large number of smaller stones,
carbuncles, chrysolites, and not a few emeralds. Dodd looked at them
with pleasure, sparkling in the lamplight.

“What a lot!” said he. “I wonder what they are worth!” He sent for the
first mate, who, he knew, did a little private business in precious
stones. “Masterton,” said he, “oblige me by counting these stones with
me, and valuing them.”

Mr. Masterton stared, and his mouth watered. However, he named the
various stones and valued them. He said there was one stone, a large
emerald, without a flaw, that was worth a heavy sum by itself; and the
pearls, very fine: and looking at the great number, they must be worth a
thousand pounds.

Captain Dodd then entered the whole business carefully in the ship’s
log: the living man he described thus: “About five feet six in height,
and about fifty years of age.” Then he described the notes and the
stones very exactly, and made Masterton, the valuer, sign the log.

Staines took a good deal of egg-flip that night, and next day ate
solid food; but they questioned him in vain; his reason was entirely in
abeyance: he had become an eater, and nothing else. Whenever they gave
him food, he showed a sort of fawning animal gratitude. Other sentiment
he had none, nor did words enter his mind any more than a bird’s. And
since it is not pleasant to dwell on the wreck of a fine understanding,
I will only say that they landed him at Cape Town, out of bodily danger,
but weak, and his mind, to all appearance, a hopeless blank.

They buried the skeleton,--read the service of the English Church over a
Malabar heathen.

Dodd took Staines to the hospital, and left twenty pounds with the
governor of it to cure him. But he deposited Staines’s money and jewels
with a friendly banker, and begged that the principal cashier might see
the man, and be able to recognize him, should he apply for his own.

The cashier came and examined him, and also the ruby ring on his
finger--a parting gift from Rosa--and remarked this was a new way of
doing business.

“Why, it is the only one, sir,” said Dodd. “How can we give you his
signature? He is not in his right mind.”

“Nor never will be.”

“Don’t say that, sir. Let us hope for the best, poor fellow.”

Having made these provisions, the worthy captain weighed anchor, with a
warm heart and a good conscience. Yet the image of the man he had saved
pursued him, and he resolved to look after him next time he should coal
at Cape Town, homeward bound.

Staines recovered his strength in about two months; but his mind
returned in fragments, and very slowly. For a long, long time he
remembered nothing that had preceded his great calamity. His mind
started afresh, aided only by certain fixed habits; for instance, he
could read and write: but, strange as it may appear, he had no idea who
he was; and when his memory cleared a little on that head, he thought
his surname was Christie, but he was not sure.

Nevertheless, the presiding physician discovered in him a certain
progress of intelligence, which gave him great hopes. In the fifth
month, having shown a marked interest in the other sick patients,
coupled with a disposition to be careful and attentive, they made him a
nurse, or rather a sub-nurse under the special orders of a responsible
nurse. I really believe it was done at first to avoid the alternative
of sending him adrift, or transferring him to the insane ward of the
hospital. In this congenial pursuit he showed such watchfulness and
skill, that by and by they found they had got a treasure. Two months
after that he began to talk about medicine, and astonished them still
more. He became the puzzle of the establishment. The doctor and surgeon
would converse with him, and try and lead him to his past life; but when
it came to that, he used to put his hands to his head with a face of
great distress, and it was clear some impassable barrier lay between
his growing intelligence and the past events of his life. Indeed, on
one occasion, he said to his kind friend the doctor, “The past!--a black
wall! a black wall!”

Ten months after his admission he was promoted to be an attendant, with
a salary.

He put by every shilling of it; for he said, “A voice from the dark past
tells me money is everything in this world.”

A discussion was held by the authorities as to whether he should be
informed he had money and jewels at the bank or not.

Upon the whole, it was thought advisable to postpone this information,
lest he should throw it away; but they told him he had been picked up
at sea, and both money and jewels found on him; they were in safe hands,
only the person was away for the time. Still, he was not to look upon
himself as either friendless or moneyless.

At this communication he showed an almost childish delight, that
confirmed the doctor in his opinion he was acting prudently, and for the
real benefit of an amiable and afflicted person, not yet to be trusted
with money and jewels.


In his quality of attendant on the sick, Staines sometimes conducted
a weak but convalescent patient into the open air; and he was always
pleased to do this, for the air of the Cape carries health and vigor on
its wings. He had seen its fine recreative properties, and he divined,
somehow, that the minds of convalescents ought to be amused, and so he
often begged the doctor to let him take a convalescent abroad. Sooner
than not, he would draw the patient several miles in a Bath chair. He
rather liked this; for he was a Hercules, and had no egotism or false
pride where the sick were concerned.

Now, these open-air walks exerted a beneficial influence on his own
darkened mind. It is one thing to struggle from idea to idea; it is
another when material objects mingle with the retrospect; they seem
to supply stepping-stones in the gradual resuscitation of memory and

The ships going out of port were such a steppingstone to him, and a
vague consciousness came back to him of having been in a ship.

Unfortunately, along with this reminiscence came a desire to go in one
again; and this sowed discontent in his mind, and the more that mind
enlarged, the more he began to dislike the hospital and its confinement.
The feeling grew, and bade fair to disqualify him for his humble office.
The authorities could not fail to hear of this, and they had a little
discussion about parting with him; but they hesitated to turn him
adrift, and they still doubted the propriety of trusting him with money
and jewels.

While matters were in this state a remarkable event occurred. He drew a
sick patient down to the quay one morning, and watched the business of
the port with the keenest interest. A ship at anchor was unloading,
and a great heavy boat was sticking to her side like a black leech.
Presently this boat came away, and moved sluggishly towards the shore,
rather by help of the tide than of the two men who went through the form
of propelling her with two monstrous sweeps, while a third steered her.
She contained English goods: agricultural implements, some cases, four
horses, and a buxom young woman with a thorough English face. The woman
seemed a little excited, and as she neared the landing-place, she called
out in jocund tones to a young man on the shore, “It is all right, Dick;
they are beauties,” and she patted the beasts as people do who are fond
of them.

She stepped lightly ashore, and then came the slower work of landing her
imports. She bustled about, like a hen over her brood, and wasn’t always
talking, but put in her word every now and then, never crossly, and
always to the point.

Staines listened to her, and examined her with a sort of puzzled look;
but she took no notice of him; her whole soul was in the cattle.

They got the things on board well enough; but the horses were frightened
at the gangway, and jibbed. Then a man was for driving them, and poked
one of them in the quarter; he snorted and reared directly.

“Man alive!” cried the young woman, “that is not the way. They are
docile enough, but frightened. Encourage ‘em, and let ‘em look at it.
Give ‘em time. More haste less speed, with timorous cattle.”

“That is a very pleasant voice,” said poor Staines, rather more
dictatorially than became the present state of his intellect. He added
softly, “a true woman’s voice;” then gloomily, “a voice of the past--the
dark, dark past.”

At this speech intruding itself upon the short sentences of business,
there was a roar of laughter, and Phoebe Falcon turned sharply round to
look at the speaker. She stared at him; she cried “Oh!” and clasped her
hands, and colored all over. “Why, sure,” said she, “I can’t be mistook.
Those eyes--‘tis you, doctor, isn’t it?”

“Doctor?” said Staines, with a puzzled look. “Yes; I think they called
me doctor once. I’m an attendant in the hospital now.”

“Dick!” cried Phoebe, in no little agitation. “Come here this minute.”

“What, afore I get the horses ashore?”

“Ay, before you do another thing, or say another word. Come here, now.”
 So he came, and she told him to take a good look at the man. “Now,” said
she, “who is that?”

“Blest if I know,” said he.

“What, not know the man who saved your own life! Oh, Dick, what are your
eyes worth?”

This discourse brought the few persons within hearing into one band of
excited starers.

Dick took a good look, and said, “I’m blest if I don’t, though; it is
the doctor that cut my throat.”

This strange statement drew forth quite a shout of ejaculations.

“Oh, better breathe through a slit than not at all,” said Dick. “Saved
my life with that cut, he did, didn’t he, Pheeb?”

“That he did, Dick. Dear heart, I hardly know whether I am in my senses
or not, seeing him a-looking so blank. You try him.”

Dick came forward. “Sure you remember me, sir. Dick Dale. You cut my
throat, and saved my life.”

“Cut your throat! why, that would kill you.”

“Not the way you done it. Well, sir, you ain’t the man you was, that is
clear; but you was a good friend to me, and there’s my hand.”

“Thank you, Dick,” said Staines, and took his hand. “I don’t remember
YOU. Perhaps you are one of the past. The past is dead wall to me--a
dark dead wall,” and he put his hands to his head with a look of

Everybody there now suspected the truth, and some pointed mysteriously
to their own heads.

Phoebe whispered an inquiry to the sick person.

He said a little pettishly, “All I know is, he is the kindest attendant
in the ward, and very attentive.”

“Oh, then, he is in the public hospital.”

“Of course he is.”

The invalid, with the selfishness of his class, then begged Staines to
take him out of all this bustle down to the beach. Staines complied at
once, with the utmost meekness, and said, “Good-by, old friends; forgive
me for not remembering you. It is my great affliction that the past
is gone from me--gone, gone.” And he went sadly away, drawing his sick
charge like a patient mule.

Phoebe Falcon looked after him, and began to cry.

“Nay, nay, Phoebe,” said Dick; “don’t ye take on about it.”

“I wonder at you,” sobbed Phoebe. “Good people, I’m fonder of my brother
than he is of himself, it seems; for I can’t take it so easy. Well, the
world is full of trouble. Let us do what we are here for. But I shall
pray for the poor soul every night, that his mind may be given back to

So then she bustled, and gave herself to getting the cattle on shore,
and the things put on board her wagon.

But when this was done, she said to her brother, “Dick, I did not think
anything on earth could take my heart off the cattle and the things we
have got from home; but I can’t leave this without going to the hospital
about our poor dear doctor: and it is late for making a start, any
way--and you mustn’t forget the newspapers for Reginald--he is so fond
of them--and you must contrive to have one sent out regular after this,
and I’ll go to the hospital.”

She went, and saw the head doctor, and told him he had got an attendant
there she had known in England in a very different condition, and she
had come to see if there was anything she could do for him--for she felt
very grateful to him, and grieved to see him so.

The doctor was pleased and surprised, and put several questions.

Then she gave him a clear statement of what he had done for Dick in

“Well,” said the doctor, “I believe it is the same man; for, now you
tell me this--yes, one of the nurses told me he knew more about medicine
than she did. His name, if you please.”

“His name, sir?”

“Yes, his name. Of course you know his name. Is it Christie?”

“Doctor,” said Phoebe, blushing, “I don’t know what you will think of
me, but I don’t know his name. Laws forgive me, I never had the sense to
ask it.”

A shade of suspicion crossed the doctor’s face.

Phoebe saw it, and colored to the temples. “Oh, sir,” she cried
piteously, “don’t go for to think I have told you a lie! why should I?
and indeed I am not of that sort, nor Dick neither. Sir, I’ll bring
him to you, and he will say the same. Well, we were all in terror and
confusion, and I met him accidentally in the street. He was only a
customer till then, and paid ready money, so that is how I never knew
his name, but if I hadn’t been the greatest fool in England, I should
have asked his wife.”

“What! he has a wife?”

“Ay, sir, the loveliest lady you ever clapped eyes on, and he is almost
as handsome; has eyes in his head like jewels; ‘twas by them I knew him
on the quay, and I think he knew my voice again, said as good as he had
heard it in past times.”

“Did he? Then we have got him,” cried the doctor energetically.

“La, Sir.”

“Yes; if he knows your voice, you will be able in time to lead his
memory back; at least, I think so. Do you live in Cape Town?”

“Dear heart, no. I live at my own farm, a hundred and eighty miles from

“What a pity!”

“Why, sir?”


“Oh, if you think I could do the poor doctor good by having him with
me, you have only to say the word, and out he goes with Dick and me
to-morrow morning. We should have started for home to-night, but for

“Are you in earnest, madam?” said the doctor, opening his eyes. “Would
you really encumber yourself with a person whose reason is in suspense,
and may never return?”

“But that is not his fault, sir. Why, if a dog had saved my brother’s
life, I’d take it home, and keep it all its days; and this is a man, and
a worthy man. Oh, sir, when I saw him brought down so, and his beautiful
eyes clouded like, my very bosom yearned over the poor soul; a kind act
done in dear old England, who can see the man in trouble here, and
not repay it--ay, if it cost one’s blood. But indeed he is strong and
healthy, and hands are always scarce our way, and the odds are he will
earn his meat one way or t’other; and if he doesn’t, why, all the better
for me; I shall have the pleasure of serving him for nought that once
served me for neither money nor reward.”

“You are a good woman,” said the doctor warmly.

“There’s better, and there’s worse,” said Phoebe quietly, and even a
little coldly.

“More of the latter,” said the doctor dryly. “Well, Mrs.--?”

“Falcon, sir.”

“We shall hand him over to your care: but first--just for form--if
you are a married woman, we should like to see Dick here: he is your
husband, I presume.”

Ploebe laughed merrily. “Dick is my brother; and he can’t be spared to
come here. Dick! he’d say black was white if I told him to.”

“Then let us see your husband about it--just for form.”

“My husband is at the farm. I could not venture so far away, and not
leave him in charge.” If she had said, “I will not bring him into
temptation,” that would have been nearer the truth. “Let that fly stick
on the wall, sir. What I do, my husband will approve.”

“I see how it is. You rule the roost.”

Phoebe did not reply point-blank to that; she merely said, “All my
chickens are happy, great and small,” and an expression of lofty,
womanly, innocent pride illuminated her face and made it superb for a

In short, it was settled that Staines should accompany her next morning
to Dale’s Kloof Farm, if he chose. On inquiry, it appeared that he had
just returned to the hospital with his patient. He was sent for, and
Phoebe asked him sweetly if he would go with her to her house, one
hundred and eighty miles away, and she would be kind to him.

“On the water?”

“Nay, by land; but ‘tis a fine country, and you will see beautiful deer
and things running across the plains, and”--

“Shall I find the past again, the past again?”

“Ay, poor soul, that we shall, God willing. You and I, we will hunt it

He looked at her, and gave her his hand. “I will go with you. Your face
belongs to the past, so does your voice.”

He then inquired, rather abruptly, had she any children. She smiled.

“Ay, that I have, the loveliest little boy you ever saw. When you are as
you used to be, you will be his doctor, won’t you?”

“Yes, I will nurse him, and you will help me find the past.”

Phoebe then begged Staines to be ready to start at six in the morning.
She and Dick would take him up on their way.

While she was talking to him the doctor slipped out, and to tell the
truth he went to consult with another authority, whether he should take
this opportunity of telling Staines that he had money and jewels at the
bank: he himself was half inclined to do so; but the other, who had not
seen Phoebe’s face, advised him to do nothing of the kind. “They are
always short of money, these colonial farmers,” said he; “she would get
every shilling out of him.”

“Most would; but this is such an honest face.”

“Well, but she is a mother, you say.”


“Well, what mother could be just to a lunatic, with her own sweet angel
babes to provide for?”

“That is true,” said Dr. ----. “Maternal love is apt to modify the

“What I would do,--I would take her address, and make her promise to
write if he gets well, and if he does get well then write to HIM, and
tell him all about it.”

Dr. ---- acted on this shrewd advice, and ordered a bundle to be made up
for the traveller out of the hospital stores: it contained a nice light
summer suit and two changes of linen.


Next morning, Staines and Dick Dale walked through the streets of Cape
Town side by side. Dick felt the uneasiness of a sane man, not familiar
with the mentally afflicted, who suddenly finds himself alone with one.
Insanity turns men oftenest into sheep and hares; but it does now and
then make them wolves and tigers; and that has saddled the insane in
general with a character for ferocity. Young Dale, then, cast many a
suspicious glance at his comrade, as he took him along. These glances
were reassuring: Christopher’s face had no longer the mobility, the
expressive changes, that mark the superior mind; his countenance was
monotonous: but the one expression was engaging; there was a sweet,
patient, lamb-like look: the glorious eye a little troubled and
perplexed, but wonderfully mild. Dick Dale looked and looked, and his
uneasiness vanished. And the more he looked, the more did a certain
wonder creep over him, and make him scarce believe the thing he knew;
viz., that a learned doctor had saved him from the jaws of death by rare
knowledge, sagacity, courage, and skill combined: and that mighty man of
wisdom was brought down to this lamb, and would go north, south, east,
or west, with sweet and perfect submission, even as he, Dick Dale,
should appoint. With these reflections honest Dick felt his eyes get a
little misty, and, to use those words of Scripture, which nothing can
surpass or equal, his bowels yearned over the man.

As for Christopher, he looked straight forward, and said not a word till
they cleared the town; but when he saw the vast flowery vale, and the
far-off violet hills, like Scotland glorified, he turned to Dick with
an ineffable expression of sweetness and good fellowship, and said, “Oh,
beautiful! We’ll hunt the past together.”

“We--will--SO,” said Dick, with a sturdy and indeed almost a stern

Now, this he said, not that he cared for the past, nor intended to waste
the present by going upon its predecessor’s trail; but he had come to a
resolution--full three minutes ago--to humor his companion to the top
of his bent, and say “Yes” with hypocritical vigor to everything not
directly and immediately destructive to him and his.

The next moment they turned a corner and came upon the rest of their
party, hitherto hidden by the apricot hedge and a turning in the road.
A blue-black Kafir, with two yellow Hottentot drivers, man and boy, was
harnessing, in the most primitive mode, four horses on to the six oxen
attached to the wagon; and the horses were flattening their ears,
and otherwise resenting the incongruity. Meantime a fourth figure, a
colossal young Kafir woman, looked on superior with folded arms, like a
sable Juno looking down with that absolute composure upon the struggles
of man and other animals, which Lucretius and his master Epicurus
assigned to the Divine nature. Without jesting, the grandeur, majesty,
and repose of this figure were unsurpassable in nature, and such as have
vanished from sculpture two thousand years and more.

Dick Dale joined the group immediately, and soon arranged the matter.
Meantime, Phoebe descended from the wagon, and welcomed Christopher very
kindly, and asked him if he would like to sit beside her, or to walk.

He glanced into the wagon; it was covered and curtained, and dark as a
cupboard. “I think,” said he, timidly, “I shall see more of the past out

“So you will, poor soul,” said Phoebe kindly, “and better for your
health: but you must not go far from the wagon, for I’m a fidget; and
I have got the care of you now, you know, for want of a better. Come,
Ucatella; you must ride with me, and help me sort the things; they are
all higgledy-piggledy.” So those two got into the wagon through the back
curtains. Then the Kafir driver flourished his kambok, or long whip, in
the air, and made it crack like a pistol, and the horses reared, and the
oxen started and slowly bored in between them, for they whinnied, and
kicked, and spread out like a fan all over the road; but a flick or
two from the terrible kambok soon sent them bleeding and trembling and
rubbing shoulders, and the oxen, mildly but persistently goring their
recalcitrating haunches, the intelligent animals went ahead, and
revenged themselves by breaking the harness. But that goes for little in
Cape travel.

The body of the wagon was long and low and very stout. The tilt strong
and tight-made. The roof inside, and most of the sides, lined with green
baize. Curtains of the same to the little window and the back. There
was a sort of hold literally built full of purchases; a small fireproof
safe; huge blocks of salt; saws, axes, pickaxes, adzes, flails, tools
innumerable, bales of wool and linen stuff, hams, and two hundred empty
sacks strewn over all. In large pigeon-holes fixed to the sides were
light goods, groceries, collars, glaring cotton handkerchiefs for
Phoebe’s aboriginal domestics, since not every year did she go to Cape
Town, a twenty days’ journey by wagon: things dangled from the very
roof; but no hard goods there, if you please, to batter one’s head in a
spill. Outside were latticed grooves with tent, tent-poles, and rifles.
Great pieces of cork, and bags of hay and corn, hung dangling from
mighty hooks--the latter to feed the cattle, should they be compelled
to camp out on some sterile spot on the Veldt, and methinks to act
as buffers, should the whole concern roll down a nullah or little
precipice, no very uncommon incident in the blessed region they must
pass to reach Dale’s Kloof.

Harness mended; fresh start. The Hottentots and Kafir vociferated and
yelled, and made the unearthly row of a dozen wild beasts wrangling: the
horses drew the bullocks, they the wagon; it crawled and creaked, and
its appendages wobbled finely.

Slowly they creaked and wobbled past apricot hedges and detached houses
and huts, and got into an open country without a tree, but here and
there a stunted camel-thorn. The soil was arid, and grew little food
for man or beast; yet, by a singular freak of nature, it put forth
abundantly things that here at home we find it harder to raise than
homely grass and oats; the ground was thickly clad with flowers of
delightful hues; pyramids of snow or rose-color bordered the track;
yellow and crimson stars bejewelled the ground, and a thousand bulbous
plants burst into all imaginable colors, and spread a rainbow carpet
to the foot of the violet hills; and all this glowed, and gleamed, and
glittered in a sun shining with incredible brightness and purity of
light, but, somehow, without giving a headache or making the air sultry.

Christopher fell to gathering flowers, and interrogating the past by
means of them; for he had studied botany: the past gave him back some
pitiably vague ideas. He sighed. “Never mind,” said he to Dick, and
tapped his forehead: “it is here: it is only locked up.”

“All right,” said Dick; “nothing is lost when you know where ‘tis.”

“This is a beautiful country,” suggested Christopher. “It is all
flowers. It is like the garden of--the garden of--locked up.”

“It is de--light--ful,” replied the self-compelled optimist sturdily.
But here nature gave way; he was obliged to relieve his agricultural
bile by getting into the cart and complaining to his sister. “‘Twill
take us all our time to cure him. He have been bepraising this here
soil, which it is only fit to clean the women’s kettles. ‘Twouldn’t feed
three larks to an acre, I know; no, NOR HALF SO MANY.”

“Poor soul! mayhap the flowers have took his eye. Sit here a bit, Dick.
I want to talk to you about a many things.”

While these two were conversing, Ucatella, who was very fond of Phoebe,
but abhorred wagons, stepped out and stalked by the side, like an
ostrich, a camelopard, or a Taglioni; nor did the effort with which
she subdued her stride to the pace of the procession appear: it was
the poetry of walking. Christopher admired it a moment; but the noble
expanse tempted him, and he strode forth like a giant, his lungs
inflating in the glorious air, and soon left the wagon far behind.

The consequence was that when they came to a halt, and Dick and Phoebe
got out to release and water the cattle, there was Christopher’s figure
retiring into space.

“Hanc rem aegre tulit Phoebe,” as my old friend Livy would say. “Oh
dear! oh dear! if he strays so far from us, he will be eaten up at
nightfall by jackals, or lions, or something. One of you must go after

“Me go, missy,” said Ucatella zealously, pleased with an excuse for
stretching her magnificent limbs.

“Ay, but mayhap he will not come back with YOU: will he, Dick?”

“That he will, like a lamb.” Dick wanted to look after the cattle.

“Yuke, my girl,” said Phoebe, “listen. He has been a good friend of ours
in trouble; and now he is not quite right HERE. So be very kind to him,
but be sure and bring him back, or keep him till we come.”

“Me bring him back alive, certain sure,” said Ucatella, smiling from ear
to ear. She started with a sudden glide, like a boat taking the water,
and appeared almost to saunter away, so easy was the motion; but when
you looked at the ground she was covering, the stride, or glide, or
whatever it was, was amazing.

“She seem’d in walking to devour the way.”

Christopher walked fast, but nothing like this; and as he stopped at
times to botanize and gaze at the violet hills, and interrogate the
past, she came up with him about five miles from the halting-place.

She laid her hand quietly on his shoulder, and said, with a broad genial
smile, and a musical chuckle, “Ucatella come for you. Missy want to
speak you.”

“Oh! very well;” and he turned back with her, directly; but she took him
by the hand to make sure; and they marched back peaceably, in silence,
and hand in hand. But he looked and looked at her, and at last he
stopped dead short, and said, a little arrogantly, “Come, I know YOU.
YOU are not locked up;” and he inspected her point-blank. She stood
like an antique statue, and faced the examination. “You are ‘the noble
savage,’” said he, having concluded his inspection.

“Nay,” said she. “I be the housemaid.”

“The housemaid?”

“Iss, the housemaid, Ucatella. So come on.” And she drew him along, sore

They met the cavalcade a mile from the halting-place, and Phoebe
apologized a little to Christopher. “I hope you’ll excuse me, sir,” said
she, “but I am just for all the world like a hen with her chickens; if
but one strays, I’m all in a flutter till I get him back.”

“Madam,” said Christopher, “I am very unhappy at the way things are
locked up. Please tell me truly, is this ‘the housemaid,’ or ‘the noble

“Well, she is both, if you go to that, and the best creature ever

“Then she IS ‘the noble savage’?”

“Ay, so they call her, because she is black.”

“Then, thank Heaven,” said Christopher, “the past is not all locked up.”

That afternoon they stopped at an inn. But Dick slept in the cart.
At three in the morning they took the road again, and creaked along
supernaturally loud under a purple firmament studded with huge stars,
all bright as moons, that lit the way quite clear, and showed black
things innumerable flitting to and fro; these made Phoebe shudder,
but were no doubt harmless; still Dick carried his double rifle, and a
revolver in his belt.

They made a fine march in the cool, until some slight mists gathered,
and then they halted and breakfasted near a silvery kloof, and watered
the cattle. While thus employed, suddenly a golden tinge seemed to
fall like a lash on the vapors of night; they scudded away directly, as
jackals before the lion; the stars paled, and with one incredible bound,
the mighty sun leaped into the horizon, and rose into the sky. In a
moment all the lesser lamps of heaven were out, though late so glorious,
and there was nothing but one vast vaulted turquoise, and a great
flaming topaz mounting with eternal ardor to its centre.

This did not escape Christopher. “What is this?” said he. “No twilight.
The tropics!” He managed to dig that word out of the past in a moment.

At ten o’clock the sun was so hot that they halted, and let the oxen
loose till sun-down. Then they began to climb the mountains.

The way was steep and rugged; indeed, so rough in places, that the
cattle had to jump over the holes, and as the wagon could not jump so
cleverly, it jolted appallingly, and many a scream issued forth.

Near the summit, when the poor beasts were dead beat, they got into
clouds and storms, and the wind rushed howling at them through the
narrow pass with such fury it flattened the horses’ ears, and bade fair
to sweep the whole cavalcade to the plains below.

Christopher and Dick walked close behind, under the lee of the wagon.
Christopher said in Dick’s ear, “D’ye hear that? Time to reef topsails,

“It is time to do SOMETHING,” said Dick. He took advantage of a jutting
rock, drew the wagon half behind it and across the road, propped the
wheels with stones, and they all huddled to leeward, man and beast

“Ah!” said Christopher, approvingly; “we are lying to: a

They huddled and shivered three hours, and then the sun leaped into the
sky, and lo! a transformation scene. The cold clouds were first rosy
fleeces, then golden ones, then gold-dust, then gone; the rain was
big diamonds, then crystal sparks, then gone; the rocks and the bushes
sparkled with gem-like drops, and shone and smiled.

The shivering party bustled, and toasted the potent luminary in hot
coffee; for Phoebe’s wagon had a stove and chimney; and then they yoked
their miscellaneous cattle again, and breasted the hill. With many
a jump, and bump, and jolt, and scream from inside, they reached the
summit, and looked down on a vast slope, flowering but arid, a region of
gaudy sterility.

The descent was more tremendous than the ascent, and Phoebe got out,
and told Christopher she would liever cross the ocean twice than this
dreadful mountain once.

The Hottentot with the reins was now bent like a bow all the time,
keeping the cattle from flowing diverse over precipices, and the Kafir
with his kambok was here, and there, and everywhere, his whip flicking
like a lancet, and cracking like a horse-pistol, and the pair vied like
Apollo and Pan, not which could sing sweetest, but swear loudest. Having
the lofty hill for some hours between them and the sun, they bumped, and
jolted, and stuck in mud-holes, and flogged and swore the cattle out
of them again, till at last they got to the bottom, where ran a turbid
kloof or stream. It was fordable, but the recent rains had licked away
the slope; so the existing bank was two feet above the stream. Little
recked the demon drivers or the parched cattle; in they plunged
promiscuously, with a flop like thunder, followed by an awful splashing.
The wagon stuck fast in the mud, the horses tied themselves in a knot,
and rolled about in the stream, and the oxen drank imperturbably.

“Oh, the salt! the salt!” screamed Phoebe, and the rocks re-echoed her

The wagon was inextricable, the cattle done up, the savages lazy, so
they stayed for several hours. Christopher botanized, but not alone.
Phoebe drew Ucatella apart, and explained to her that when a man is a
little wrong in the head, it makes a child of him: “So,” said she, “you
must think he is your child, and never let him out of your sight.”

“All right,” said the sable Juno, who spoke English ridiculously well,
and rapped out idioms; especially “Come on,” and “All right.”

About dusk, what the drivers had foreseen, though they had not the sense
to explain it, took place; the kloof dwindled to a mere gutter, and the
wagon stuck high and dry. Phoebe waved her handkerchief to Ucatella.
Ucatella, who had dogged Christopher about four hours without a word,
now took his hand, and said, “My child, missy wants us; come on;” and so
led him unresistingly.

The drivers, flogging like devils, cursing like troopers, and yelling
like hyenas gone mad, tried to get the wagon off; but it was fast as a
rock. Then Dick and the Hottentot put their shoulders to one wheel, and
tried to prise it up, while the Kafir ENCOURAGED the cattle with his
thong. Observing this, Christopher went in, with his sable custodian at
his heels, and heaved at the other embedded wheel. The wagon was lifted
directly, so that the cattle tugged it out, and they got clear. On
examination, the salt had just escaped.

Says Ucatella to Phoebe, a little ostentatiously, “My child is strong
and useful; make little missy a good slave.”

“A slave! Heaven forbid!” said Phoebe. “He’ll be a father to us all,
once he gets his head back; and I do think it is coming--but very slow.”

The next three days offered the ordinary incidents of African travel,
but nothing that operated much on Christopher’s mind, which is the
true point of this narrative; and as there are many admirable books of
African travel, it is the more proper I should confine myself to what
may be called the relevant incidents of the journey.

On the sixth day from Cape Town, they came up with a large wagon stuck
in a mud-hole. There was quite a party of Boers, Hottentots, Kafirs,
round it, armed with whips, shamboks, and oaths, lashing and cursing
without intermission, or any good effect; and there were the wretched
beasts straining in vain at their choking yokes, moaning with anguish,
trembling with terror, their poor mild eyes dilated with agony and fear,
and often, when the blows of the cruel shamboks cut open their bleeding
flesh, they bellowed to Heaven their miserable and vain protest against
this devil’s work.

Then the past opened its stores, and lent Christopher a word.

“BARBARIANS!” he roared, and seized a gigantic Kafir by the throat,
just as his shambok descended for the hundredth time. There was a mighty
struggle, as of two Titans; dust flew round the combatants in a cloud; a
whirling of big bodies, and down they both went with an awful thud, the
Saxon uppermost, by Nature’s law.

The Kafir’s companions, amazed at first, began to roll their eyes and
draw a knife or two; but Dick ran forward, and said, “Don’t hurt him: he
is wrong HERE.”

This representation pacified them more readily than one might have
expected. Dick added hastily, “We’ll get you out of the hole OUR way,
and cry quits.”

The proposal was favorably received, and the next minute Christopher and
Ucatella at one wheel, and Dick and the Hottentot at the other, with no
other help than two pointed iron bars bought for their shepherds, had
effected what sixteen oxen could not. To do this Dick Dale had bared his
arm to the shoulder; it was a stalwart limb, like his sister’s, and he
now held it out all swollen and corded, and slapped it with his other
hand. “Look’ee here, you chaps,” said he: “the worst use a man can put
that there to is to go cutting out a poor beast’s heart for not doing
more than he can. You are good fellows, you Kafirs; but I think you have
sworn never to put your shoulder to a wheel. But, bless your poor silly
hearts, a little strength put on at the right place is better than a
deal at the wrong.”

“You hear that, you Kafir chaps?” inquired Ucatella, a little
arrogantly--for a Kafir.

The Kafirs, who had stood quite silent to imbibe these remarks, bowed
their heads with all the dignity and politeness of Roman senators,
Spanish grandees, etc.; and one of the party replied gravely, “The words
of the white man are always wise.”

“And his arm blanked* strong,” said Christopher’s late opponent, from
whose mind, however, all resentment had vanished.

     * I take this very useful expression from a delightful
     volume by Mr. Boyle.

Thus spake the Kafirs; yet to this day never hath a man of all their
tribe put his shoulder to a wheel, so strong is custom in South Africa;
probably in all Africa; since I remember St. Augustin found it stronger
than he liked, at Carthage.

Ucatella went to Phoebe, and said, “Missy, my child is good and brave.”

“Bother you and your child!” said poor Phoebe. “To think of his flying
at a giant like that, and you letting of him. I’m all of a tremble from
head to foot:” and Phoebe relieved herself with a cry.

“Oh, missy!” said Ucatella.

“There, never mind me. Do go and look after your child, and keep him out
of more mischief. I wish we were safe at Dale’s Kloof, I do.”

Ucatella complied, and went botanizing with Dr. Staines; but that
gentleman, in the course of his scientific researches into camomile
flowers and blasted heath, which were all that lovely region afforded,
suddenly succumbed and stretched out his limbs, and said, sleepily,
“Good-night--U--cat--” and was off into the land of Nod.

The wagon, which, by the way, had passed the larger but slower vehicle,
found him fast asleep, and Ucatella standing by him as ordered,
motionless and grand.

“Oh, dear! what now?” said Phoebe: but being a sensible woman, though
in the hen and chickens line, she said, “‘Tis the fighting and the
excitement. ‘Twill do him more good than harm, I think:” and she had him
bestowed in the wagon, and never disturbed him night nor day. He slept
thirty-six hours at a stretch; and when he awoke, she noticed a slight
change in his eye. He looked at her with an interest he had not shown
before, and said, “Madam, I know you.”

“Thank God for that,” said Phoebe.

“You kept a little shop, in the other world.”

Phoebe opened her eyes with some little alarm.

“You understand--the world that is locked up--for the present.”

“Well, sir, so I did; and sold you milk and butter. Don’t you mind?”

“No--the milk and butter--they are locked up.”

The country became wilder, the signs of life miserably sparse; about
every twenty miles the farmhouse or hut of a degenerate Boer, whose
children and slaves pigged together, and all ran jostling, and the
mistress screamed in her shrill Dutch, and the Hottentots all chirped
together, and confusion reigned for want of method: often they went
miles, and saw nothing but a hut or two, with a nude Hottentot eating
flesh, burnt a little, but not cooked, at the door; and the kloofs
became deeper and more turbid, and Phoebe was in an agony about her
salt, and Christopher advised her to break it in big lumps, and hang it
all about the wagon in sacks; and she did, and Ucatella said profoundly,
“My child is wise;” and they began to draw near home, and Phoebe to
fidget; and she said to Christopher, “Oh, dear! I hope they are all
alive and well: once you leave home, you don’t know what may have
happened by then you come back. One comfort, I’ve got Sophy: she is very
dependable, and no beauty, thank my stars.”

That night, the last they had to travel, was cloudy, for a wonder, and
they groped with lanterns.

Ucatella and her child brought up the rear. Presently there was a light
pattering behind them. The swift-eared Ucatella clutched Christopher’s
arm, and turning round, pointed back, with eyeballs white and rolling.
There were full a dozen animals following them, whose bodies seemed
colorless as shadows, but their eyes little balls of flaming lime-light.

“GUN!” said Christie, and gave the Kafir’s arm a pinch. She flew to the
caravan; he walked backwards, facing the foe. The wagon was halted,
and Dick ran back with two loaded rifles. In his haste he gave one
to Christopher, and repented at leisure; but Christopher took it,
and handled it like an experienced person, and said, with delight,
“VOLUNTEER.” But with this the cautious animals had vanished like
bubbles. But Dick told Christopher they would be sure to come back; he
ordered Ucatella into the wagon, and told her to warn Phoebe not to
be frightened if guns should be fired. This soothing message brought
Phoebe’s white face out between the curtains, and she implored them to
get into the wagon, and not tempt Providence.

“Not till I have got thee a kaross of jackal’s fur.”

“I’ll never wear it!” said Phoebe violently, to divert him from his

“Time will show,” said Dick dryly. “These varmint are on and off
like shadows, and as cunning as Old Nick. We two will walk on quite
unconcerned like, and as soon as ever the varmint are at our heels you
give us the office; and we’ll pepper their fur--won’t we, doctor?”

“We--will--pepper--their fur,” said Christopher, repeating what to him
was a lesson in the ancient and venerable English tongue.

So they walked on expectant; and by and by the four-footed shadows with
large lime-light eyes came stealing on; and Phoebe shrieked, and they
vanished before the men could draw a bead on them.

“Thou’s no use at this work, Pheeb,” said Dick. “Shut thy eyes, and let
us have Yuke.”

“Iss, master: here I be.”

“You can bleat like a lamb; for I’ve heard ye.”

“Iss, master. I bleats beautiful;” and she showed snowy teeth from ear
to ear.

“Well, then, when the varmint are at our heels, draw in thy woolly head,
and bleat like a young lamb. They won’t turn from that, I know, the

Matters being thus prepared, they sauntered on; but the jackals were
very wary. They came like shadows, so departed--a great many times: but
at last being re-enforced, they lessened the distance, and got so close,
that Ucatella withdrew her head, and bleated faintly inside the wagon.
The men turned, levelling their rifles, and found the troop within
twenty yards of them. They wheeled directly: but the four barrels poured
their flame, four loud reports startled the night, and one jackal lay
dead as a stone, another limped behind the flying crowd, and one lay
kicking. He was soon despatched, and both carcasses flung over the
patient oxen; and good-by jackals for the rest of that journey.

Ucatella, with all a Kafir’s love of fire-arms, clapped her hands with
delight. “My child shoots loud and strong,” said she.

“Ay, ay,” replied Phoebe; “they are all alike; wherever there’s men,
look for quarrelling and firing off. We had only to sit quiet in the

“Ay.” said Dick, “the cattle especially--for it is them the varmint were
after--and let ‘em eat my Hottentots.”

At this picture of the cattle inside the wagon, and the jackals supping
on cold Hottentot alongside, Phoebe, who had no more humor than a cat,
but a heart of gold, shut up, and turned red with confusion at her false
estimate of the recent transaction in fur.

When the sun rose they found themselves in a tract somewhat less arid
and inhuman; and, at last, at the rise of a gentle slope, they saw, half
a mile before them, a large farmhouse partly clad with creepers, and a
little plot of turf, the fruit of eternal watering; item, a flower-bed;
item, snow-white palings; item, an air of cleanliness and neatness
scarcely known to those dirty descendants of clean ancestors, the Boers.
At some distance a very large dam glittered in the sun, and a troop of
snow-white sheep were watering at it.

“ENGLAND!” cried Christopher.

“Ay, sir,” said Phoebe; “as nigh as man can make it.” But soon she began
to fret: “Oh, dear! where are they all? If it was me, I’d be at the door
looking out. Ah, there goes Yuke to rouse them up.”

“Come, Pheeb, don’t you fidget,” said Dick kindly. “Why, the lazy lot
are scarce out of their beds by this time.”

“More shame for ‘em. If they were away from me, and coming home, I
should be at the door day AND night, I know. Ah!”

She uttered a scream of delight, for just then, out came Ucatella, with
little Tommy on her shoulder, and danced along to meet her. As she came
close, she raised the chubby child high in the air, and he crowed;
and then she lowered him to his mother, who rushed at him, seized,
and devoured him with a hundred inarticulate cries of joy and love

“NATURE!” said Christopher dogmatically, recognizing an old
acquaintance, and booking it as one more conquest gained over the past.
But there was too much excitement over the cherub to attend to him. So
he watched the woman gravely, and began to moralize with all his might.
“This,” said he, “is what we used to call maternal love; and all animals
had it, and that is why the noble savage went for him. It was very good
of you, Miss Savage,” said the poor soul sententiously.

“Good of her!” cried Phoebe. “She is all goodness. Savage, find me a
Dutchwoman like her! I’ll give her a good cuddle for it;” and she took
the Kafir round the neck, and gave her a hearty kiss, and made the
little boy kiss her too.

At this moment out came a collie dog, hunting Ucatella by scent alone,
which process landed him headlong in the group; he gave loud barks of
recognition, fawned on Phoebe and Dick, smelt poor Christopher, gave
a growl of suspicion, and lurked about squinting, dissatisfied, and
lowering his tail.

“Thou art wrong, lad, for once,” said Dick; “for he’s an old friend, and
a good one.”

“After the dog, perhaps some Christian will come to welcome us,” said
poor Phoebe.

Obedient to the wish, out walked Sophy, the English nurse, a scraggy
woman, with a very cocked nose and thin, pinched lips, and an air of
respectability and pertness mingled. She dropped a short courtesy, shot
the glance of a basilisk at Ucatella, and said stiffly, “You are welcome
home, ma’am.” Then she took the little boy as one having authority.
Not that Phoebe would have surrendered him; but just then Mr. Falcon
strolled out, with a cigar in his mouth, and Phoebe, with her heart in
HER mouth, flew to meet him. There was a rapturous conjugal embrace,
followed by mutual inquiries; and the wagon drew up at the door. Then,
for the first time, Falcon observed Staines, saw at once he was a
gentleman, and touched his hat to him, to which Christopher responded in
kind, and remembered he had done so in the locked-up past.

Phoebe instantly drew her husband apart by the sleeve. “Who do you think
that is? You’ll never guess. ‘Tis the great doctor that saved Dick’s
life in England with cutting of his throat. But, oh, my dear, he is not
the man he was. He is afflicted. Out of his mind partly. Well, we must
cure him, and square the account for Dick. I’m a proud woman at finding
him, and bringing him here to make him all right again, I can tell you.
Oh, I am happy, I am happy. Little did I think to be so happy as I am.
And, my dear, I have brought you a whole sackful of newspapers, old and

“That is a good girl. But tell me a little more about him. What is his


“Dr. Christie?”

“No doubt. He wasn’t an apothecary, or a chemist, you may be sure, but
a high doctor, and the cleverest ever was or ever will be: and isn’t it
sad, love, to see him brought down so? My heart yearns for the poor
man: and then his wife--the sweetest, loveliest creature you ever--oh!”
 Phoebe stopped very short, for she remembered something all of a sudden;
nor did she ever again give Falcon a chance of knowing that the woman,
whose presence had so disturbed him, was this very Dr. Christie’s wife.
“Curious!” thought she to herself, “the world to be so large, and yet so
small:” then aloud, “They are unpacking the wagon; come, dear. I don’t
think I have forgotten anything of yours. There’s cigars, and
tobacco, and powder, and shot, and bullets, and everything to make you
comfortable, as my duty ‘tis; and--oh, but I’m a happy woman.”

Hottentots, big and little, clustered about the wagon. Treasure after
treasure was delivered with cries of delight; the dogs found out it was
a joyful time, and barked about the wheeled treasury; and the place did
not quiet down till sunset.

A plain but tidy little room was given to Christopher, and he slept
there like a top. Next morning his nurse called him up to help her water
the grass. She led the way with a tub on her head and two buckets in it.
She took him to the dam; when she got there she took out the buckets,
left one on the bank, and gave the other to Christie. She then went down
the steps till the water was up to her neck, and bade Christie fill the
tub. He poured eight bucketsful in. Then she came slowly out, straight
as an arrow, balancing this tub full on her head. Then she held out her
hands for the two buckets. Christie filled them, wondering, and gave
them to her. She took them like toy buckets, and glided slowly home with
this enormous weight, and never spilled a drop. Indeed, the walk was
more smooth and noble than ever, if possible.

When she reached the house, she hailed a Hottentot, and it cost the
man and Christopher a great effort of strength to lower her tub between

“What a vertebral column you must have!” said Christopher.

“You must not speak bad words, my child,” said she. “Now, you water the
grass and the flowers.” She gave him a watering-pot, and watched him
maternally; but did not put a hand to it. She evidently considered this
part of the business as child’s play, and not a fit exercise of her

It was only by drowning that little oasis twice a day that the grass was
kept green and the flowers alive.

She found him other jobs in course of the day, and indeed he was always
helping somebody or other, and became quite ruddy, bronzed, and plump of
cheek, and wore a strange look of happiness, except at times when he
got apart, and tried to recall the distant past. Then he would knit his
brow, and looked perplexed and sad.

They were getting quite used to him, and he to them, when one day he did
not come in to dinner. Phoebe sent out for him; but they could not find

The sun set. Phoebe became greatly alarmed, and even Dick was anxious.

They all turned out, with guns and dogs, and hunted for him beneath the

Just before daybreak Dick Dale saw a fire sparkle by the side of a
distant thicket. He went to it, and there was Ucatella seated, calm and
grand as antique statue, and Christopher lying by her side, with a shawl
thrown over him. As Dale came hurriedly up, she put her finger to her
lips, and said, “My child sleeps. Do not wake him. When he sleeps, he
hunts the past, as Collie hunts the springbok.”

“Here’s a go,” said Dick. Then, hearing a chuckle, he looked up, and was
aware of a comical appendage to the scene. There hung, head downwards,
from a branch, a Kafir boy, who was, in fact, the brother of the stately
Ucatella, only went further into antiquity for his models of deportment;
for, as she imitated the antique marbles, he reproduced the habits of
that epoch when man roosted, and was arboreal. Wheel somersaults, and,
above all, swinging head downwards from a branch, were the sweeteners of
his existence.

“Oh! YOU are there, are you?” said Dick.

“Iss,” said Ucatella. “Tim good boy. Tim found my child.”

“Well,” said Dick, “he has chosen a nice place. This is the clump the
last lion came out of, at least they say so. For my part, I never saw
an African lion; Falcon says they’ve all took ship, and gone to England.
However, I shall stay here with my rifle till daybreak. ‘Tis tempting
Providence to lie down on the skirt of a wood for Lord knows what to
jump out on ye unawares.”

Tim was sent home for Hottentots, and Christopher was carried home,
still sleeping, and laid on his own bed.

He slept twenty-four hours more, and, when he was fairly awake, a sort
of mist seemed to clear away in places, and he remembered things at
random. He remembered being at sea on the raft with the dead body;
that picture was quite vivid to him. He remembered, too, being in the
hospital, and meeting Phoebe, and every succeeding incident; but as
respected the more distant past, he could not recall it by any effort
of his will. His mind could only go into that remoter past by material
stepping-stones; and what stepping-stones he had about him here led him
back to general knowledge, but not to his private history.

In this condition he puzzled them all strangely at the farm; his mind
was alternately so clear and so obscure. He would chat with Phoebe, and
sometimes give her a good practical hint; but the next moment, helpless
for want of memory, that great faculty without which judgment cannot
act, having no material.

After some days of this, he had another great sleep. It brought him back
the distant past in chapters. His wedding-day. His wife’s face and dress
upon that day. His parting with her: his whole voyage out: but, strange
to say, it swept away one-half of that which he had recovered at his
last sleep, and he no longer remembered clearly how he came to be at
Dale’s Kloof.

Thus his mind might be compared to one climbing a slippery place, who
gains a foot or two, then slips back; but on the whole gains more than
he loses.

He took a great liking to Falcon. That gentleman had the art of
pleasing, and the tact never to offend.

Falcon affected to treat the poor soul’s want of memory as a common
infirmity; pretended he was himself very often troubled in the same way,
and advised him to read the newspapers. “My good wife,” said he, “has
brought me a whole file of the Cape Gazette. I’d read them if I was you.
The deuce is in it, if you don’t rake up something or other.”

Christopher thanked him warmly for this: he got the papers to his own
little room, and had always one or two in his pocket for reading. At
first he found a good many hard words that puzzled him; and he borrowed
a pencil of Phoebe, and noted them down. Strange to say, the words that
puzzled him were always common words, that his unaccountable memory had
forgotten: a hard word, he was sure to remember that.

One day he had to ask Falcon the meaning of “spendthrift.” Falcon told
him briefly. He could have illustrated the word by a striking example;
but he did not. He added, in his polite way, “No fellow can understand
all the words in a newspaper. Now, here’s a word in mine--‘Anemometer;’
who the deuce can understand such a word?”

“Oh, THAT is a common word enough,” said poor Christopher. “It means a
machine for measuring the force of the wind.”

“Oh, indeed,” said Falcon; but did not believe a word of it.

One sultry day Christopher had a violent headache, and complained
to Ucatella. She told Phoebe, and they bound his brows with a wet
handkerchief, and advised him to keep in-doors. He sat down in the
coolest part of the house, and held his head with his hands, for it
seemed as if it would explode into two great fragments.

All in a moment the sky was overcast with angry clouds, whirling this
way and that. Huge drops of hail pattered down, and the next minute came
a tremendous flash of lightning, accompanied, rather than followed, by a
crash of thunder close over their heads.

This was the opening. Down came a deluge out of clouds that looked
mountains of pitch, and made the day night but for the fast and furious
strokes of lightning that fired the air. The scream of wind and awful
peals of thunder completed the horrors of the scene.

In the midst of this, by what agency I know no more than science or
a sheep does, something went off inside Christopher’s head, like a
pistol-shot. He gave a sort of scream, and dashed out into the weather.

Phoebe heard his scream and his flying footstep, and uttered an
ejaculation of fear. The whole household was alarmed, and, under other
circumstances, would have followed him; but you could not see ten yards.

A chill sense of impending misfortune settled on the house. Phoebe threw
her apron over her head, and rocked in her chair.

Dick himself looked very grave.

Ucatella would have tried to follow him; but Dick forbade her. “‘Tis no
use,” said he. “When it clears, we that be men will go for him.”

“Pray Heaven you may find him alive!”

“I don’t think but what we shall. There’s nowhere he can fall down to
hurt himself, nor yet drown himself, but our dam; and he has not gone
that way. But”--

“But what?”

“If we do find him, we must take him back to Cape Town, before he does
himself, or some one, a mischief. Why, Phoebe, don’t you see the man has
gone raving mad?”


The electrified man rushed out into the storm, but he scarcely felt
it in his body; the effect on his mind overpowered hail-stones. The
lightning seemed to light up the past; the mighty explosions of thunder
seemed cannon strokes knocking down a wall, and letting in his whole

Six hours the storm raged, and, before it ended, he had recovered nearly
his whole past, except his voyage with Captain Dodd--that, indeed, he
never recovered--and the things that happened to him in the hospital
before he met Phoebe Falcon and her brother: and as soon as he had
recovered his lost memory, his body began to shiver at the hail and
rain. He tried to find his way home, but missed it; not so much,
however, but that he recovered it as soon as it began to clear, and
just as they were coming out to look for him, he appeared before them,
dripping, shivering, very pale and worn, with the handkerchief still
about his head.

At sight of him, Dick slipped back to his sister, and said, rather
roughly, “There now, you may leave off crying: he is come home; and
to-morrow I take him to Cape Town.”

Christopher crept in, a dismal, sinister figure.

“Oh, sir,” said Phoebe, “was this a day for a Christian to be out in?
How could you go and frighten us so?”

“Forgive me, madam,” said Christopher humbly; “I was not myself.”

“The best thing you can do now is to go to bed, and let us send you up
something warm.”

“You are very good,” said Christopher, and retired with the air of one
too full of great amazing thoughts to gossip.

He slept thirty hours at a stretch, and then, awaking in the dead of
night, he saw the past even more clear and vivid; he lighted his candle
and began to grope in the Cape Gazette. As to dates, he now remembered
when he had sailed from England, and also from Madeira. Following up
this clew, he found in the Gazette a notice that H. M. ship Amphitrite
had been spoken off the Cape, and had reported the melancholy loss of a
promising physician and man of science, Dr. Staines.

The account said every exertion had been made to save him, but in vain.

Staines ground his teeth with rage at this. “Every exertion! the
false-hearted curs. They left me to drown, without one manly effort to
save me. Curse them, and curse all the world.”

Pursuing his researches rapidly, he found a much longer account of a
raft picked up by Captain Dodd, with a white man on it and a dead body,
the white man having on him a considerable sum in money and jewels.

Then a new anxiety chilled him. There was not a word to identify him
with Dr. Staines. The idea had never occurred to the editor of the Cape
Gazette. Still less would it occur to any one in England. At this moment
his wife must be mourning for him. “Poor--poor Rosa!”

But perhaps the fatal news might not have reached her.

That hope was dashed away as soon as found. Why, these were all OLD
NEWSPAPERS. That gentlemanly man who had lent them to him had said so.

Old! yet they completed the year 1867.

He now tore through them for the dates alone, and soon found they went
to 1868. Yet they were old papers. He had sailed in May, 1867.

“My God!” he cried, in agony, “I HAVE LOST A YEAR.”

This thought crushed him. By and by he began to carry this awful idea
into details. “My Rosa has worn mourning for me, and put it off again. I
am dead to her, and to all the world.”

He wept long and bitterly.

Those tears cleared his brain still more. For all that, he was not yet
himself; at least, I doubt it; his insanity, driven from the intellect,
fastened one lingering claw into his moral nature, and hung on by it.
His soul filled with bitterness and a desire to be revenged on mankind
for their injustice, and this thought possessed him more than reason.

He joined the family at breakfast; and never a word all the time. But
when he got up to go, he said, in a strange, dogged way, as if it went
against the grain, “God bless the house that succors the afflicted.”
 Then he went out to brood alone.

“Dick,” said Phoebe, “there’s a change. I’ll never part with him: and
look, there’s Collie following him, that never could abide him.”

“Part with him?” said Reginald. “Of course not. He is a gentleman, and
they are not so common in Africa.”

Dick, who hated Falcon, ignored this speech entirely, and said, “Well,
Pheeb, you and Collie are wiser than I am. Take your own way, and don’t
blame me if anything happens.”

Soon Christopher paid the penalty of returning reason. He suffered all
the poignant agony a great heart can endure.

So this was his reward for his great act of self-denial in leaving his
beloved wife. He had lost his patient; he had lost the income from that
patient; his wife was worse off than before, and had doubtless suffered
the anguish of a loving heart bereaved. His mind, which now seemed more
vigorous than ever, after its long rest, placed her before his very
eyes, pale, and worn with grief, in her widow’s cap.

At the picture, he cried like the rain. He could give her joy, by
writing; but he could not prevent her from suffering a whole year of

Turning this over in connection with their poverty, his evil genius
whispered, “By this time she has received the six thousand pounds for
your death. SHE would never think of that; but her father has: and there
is her comfort assured, in spite of the caitiffs who left her husband to
drown like a dog.

“I know my Rosa,” he thought. “She has swooned--ah, my poor darling--she
has raved--she has wept,” he wept himself at the thought--“she has
mourned every indiscreet act, as if it was a crime. But she HAS done
all this. Her good and loving but shallow nature is now at rest from the
agonies of bereavement, and nought remains but sad and tender regrets.
She can better endure that than poverty: cursed poverty, which has
brought her and me to this, and is the only real evil in the world, but
bodily pain.”

Then came a struggle, that lasted a whole week, and knitted his brows,
and took the color from his cheek; but it ended in the triumph of love
and hate, over conscience and common sense. His Rosa should not be poor;
and he would cheat some of those contemptible creatures called men, who
had done him nothing but injustice, and at last had sacrificed his life
like a rat’s.

When the struggle was over, and the fatal resolution taken, then he
became calmer, less solitary, and more sociable.

Phoebe, who was secretly watching him with a woman’s eye, observed this
change in him, and, with benevolent intentions, invited him one day to
ride round the farm with her. He consented readily. She showed him the
fields devoted to maize and wheat, and then the sheepfolds. Tim’s sheep
were apparently deserted; but he was discovered swinging head downwards
from the branch of a camel-thorn, and seeing him, it did strike one that
if he had had a tail he would have been swinging by that. Phoebe called
to him: he never answered, but set off running to her, and landed
himself under her nose in a wheel somersault.

“I hope you are watching them, Tim,” said his mistress.

“Iss, missy, always washing ‘em.”

“Why, there’s one straying towards the wood now.”

“He not go far,” said Tim coolly. The young monkey stole off a little
way, then fell flat, and uttered the cry of a jackal, with startling
precision. Back went the sheep to his comrades post haste, and Tim
effected a somersault and a chuckle.

“You are a clever boy,” said Phoebe. “So that is how you manage them.”

“Dat one way, missy,” said Tim, not caring to reveal all his resources
at once.

Then Phoebe rode on, and showed Christopher the ostrich pan. It was
a large basin, a form the soil often takes in these parts; and in it
strutted several full-grown ostriches and their young, bred on the
premises. There was a little dam of water, and plenty of food about.
They were herded by a Kafir infant of about six, black, glossy, fat, and
clean, being in the water six times a day.

Sometimes one of the older birds would show an inclination to stray out
of the pan. Then the infant rolled after her, and tapped her ankles with
a wand. She instantly came back, but without any loss of dignity, for
she strutted with her nose in the air, affecting completely to ignore
the inferior little animal, that was nevertheless controlling her
movements. “There’s a farce,” said Phoebe. “But you would not believe
the money they cost me, nor the money they bring me in. Grain will not
sell here for a quarter its value: and we can’t afford to send it to
Cape Town, twenty days and back; but finery, that sells everywhere. I
gather sixty pounds the year off those poor fowls’ backs--clear profit.”

She showed him the granary, and told him there wasn’t such another in
Africa. This farm had belonged to one of the old Dutch settlers, and
that breed had been going down this many a year. “You see, sir, Dick
and I being English, and not downright in want of money, we can’t bring
ourselves to sell grain to the middlemen for nothing, so we store it,
hoping for better times, that maybe will never come. Now I’ll show you
how the dam is made.”

They inspected the dam all round. “This is our best friend of all,” said
she. “Without this the sun would turn us all to tinder,--crops, flowers,
beasts, and folk.”

“Oh, indeed,” said Staines. “Then it is a pity you have not built it
more scientifically. I must have a look at this.”

“Ay do, sir, and advise us if you see anything wrong. But hark! it is
milking time. Come and see that.” So she led the way to some sheds, and
there they found several cows being milked, each by a little calf and a
little Hottentot at the same time, and both fighting and jostling each
other for the udder. Now and then a young cow, unused to incongruous
twins, would kick impatiently at both animals and scatter them.

“That is their way,” said Phoebe: “they have got it into their silly
Hottentot heads as kye won’t yield their milk if the calf is taken away;
and it is no use arguing with ‘em; they will have their own way; but
they are very trusty and honest, poor things. We soon found that out.
When we came here first it was in a hired wagon, and Hottentot drivers:
so when we came to settle I made ready for a bit of a wrangle. But my
maid Sophy, that is nurse now, and a great despiser of heathens, she
says, ‘Don’t you trouble; them nasty ignorant blacks never charges more
than their due.’ ‘I forgive ‘em,’ says I; ‘I wish all white folk was as
nice.’ However, I did give them a trifle over, for luck: and then they
got together and chattered something near the door, hand in hand. ‘La,
Sophy,’ says I, ‘what is up now?’ Says she, ‘They are blessing of us.
Things is come to a pretty pass, for ignorant Muslinmen heathen to be
blessing Christian folk.’ ‘Well,’ says I, ‘it won’t hurt us any.’ ‘I
don’t know,’ says she. ‘I don’t want the devil prayed over me.’ So she
cocked that long nose of hers and followed it in a doors.”

By this time they were near the house, and Phoebe was obliged to come to
her postscript, for the sake of which, believe me, she had uttered
every syllable of this varied chat. “Well, sir,” said she, affecting to
proceed without any considerable change of topic, “and how do you find
yourself? Have you discovered the past?”

“I have, madam. I remember every leading incident of my life.”

“And has it made you happier?” said Phoebe softly.

“No,” said Christopher gravely. “Memory has brought me misery.”

“I feared as much; for you have lost your fine color, and your eyes are
hollow, and lines on your poor brow that were not there before. Are you
not sorry you have discovered the past?”

“No, Mrs. Falcon. Give me the sovereign gift of reason, with all the
torture it can inflict. I thank God for returning memory, even with the
misery it brings.”

Phoebe was silent a long time: then she said in a low, gentle voice,
and with the indirectness of a truly feminine nature, “I have plenty of
writing-paper in the house; and the post goes south to-morrow, such as

Christopher struggled with his misery, and trembled.

He was silent a long time. Then he said, “No. It is her interest that I
should be dead.”

“Well, but, sir--take a thought.”

“Not a word more, I implore you. I am the most miserable man that ever
breathed.” As he spoke, two bitter tears forced their way.

Phoebe cast a look of pity on him, and said no more; but she shook her
head. Her plain common sense revolted.

However, it did not follow he would be in the same mind next week: so
she was in excellent spirits at her protege’s recovery, and very proud
of her cure, and celebrated the event with a roaring supper, including
an English ham, and a bottle of port wine; and, ten to one, that was
English too.

Dick Dale looked a little incredulous, but he did not spare the ham any
the more for that.

After supper, in a pause of conversation, Staines turned to Dick, and
said, rather abruptly, “Suppose that dam of yours were to burst and
empty its contents, would it not be a great misfortune to you?”

“Misfortune, sir! Don’t talk of it. Why, it would ruin us, beast and

“Well, it will burst, if it is not looked to.”

“Dale’s Kloof dam burst! the biggest and strongest for a hundred miles

“You deceive yourself. It is not scientifically built, to begin, and
there is a cause at work that will infallibly burst it, if not looked to
in time.”

“And what is that, sir?”

“The dam is full of crabs.”

“So ‘tis; but what of them?”

“I detected two of them that had perforated the dyke from the wet side
to the dry, and water was trickling through the channel they had made.
Now, for me to catch two that had come right through, there must be a
great many at work honeycombing your dyke; those channels, once made,
will be enlarged by the permeating water, and a mere cupful of water
forced into a dyke by the great pressure of a heavy column has an
expansive power quite out of proportion to the quantity forced in.
Colossal dykes have been burst in this way with disastrous effects.
Indeed, it is only a question of time, and I would not guarantee your
dyke twelve hours. It is full, too, with the heavy rains.”

“Here’s a go!” said Dick, turning pale. “Well, if it is to burst, it

“Why so? You can make it safe in a few hours. You have got a clumsy
contrivance for letting off the excess of water: let us go and relieve
the dam at once of two feet of water. That will make it safe for a day
or two, and to-morrow we will puddle it afresh, and demolish those busy

He spoke with such authority and earnestness, that they all got up from
table; a horn was blown that soon brought the Hottentots, and they all
proceeded to the dam. With infinite difficulty they opened the waste
sluice, lowered the water two feet, and so drenched the arid soil that
in forty-eight hours flowers unknown sprang up.

Next morning, under the doctor’s orders, all the black men and boys were
diving with lumps of stiff clay and puddling the endangered wall with a
thick wall of it. This took all the people the whole day.

Next day the clay wall was carried two feet higher, and then the doctor
made them work on the other side and buttress the dyke with supports so
enormous as seemed extravagant to Dick and Phoebe; but, after all, it
was as well to be on the safe side, they thought: and soon they were
sure of it, for the whole work was hardly finished when the news came in
that the dyke of a neighboring Boer, ten miles off, had exploded like a
cannon, and emptied itself in five minutes, drowning the farm-yard and
floating the furniture, but leaving them all to perish of drought; and
indeed the Boer’s cart came every day, with empty barrels, for some
time, to beg water of the Dales. Ucatella pondered all this, and said
her doctor child was wise.

This brief excitement over, Staines went back to his own gloomy
thoughts, and they scarcely saw him, except at supper-time.

One evening he surprised them all by asking if they would add to all
their kindness by lending him a horse, and a spade, and a few pounds to
go to the diamond fields.

Dick Dale looked at his sister. She said, “We had rather lend them you
to go home with, sir, if you must leave us; but, dear heart, I was half
in hopes--Dick and I were talking it over only yesterday--that you would
go partners like with us; ever since you saved the dam.”

“I have too little to offer for that, Mrs. Falcon; and, besides, I am
driven into a corner. I must make money quickly, or not at all: the
diamonds are only three hundred miles off: for heaven’s sake, let me try
my luck.”

They tried to dissuade him, and told him not one in fifty did any good
at it.

“Ay, but I shall,” said he. “Great bad luck is followed by great good
luck, and I feel my turn is come. Not that I rely on luck. An accident
directed my attention to the diamond a few years ago, and I read a
number of prime works upon the subject that told me of things not
known to the miners. It is clear, from the Cape journals, that they
are looking for diamonds in the river only. Now, I am sure that is a
mistake. Diamonds, like gold, have their matrix, and it is comparatively
few gems that get washed into the river. I am confident that I shall
find the volcanic matrix, and perhaps make my fortune in a week or two.”

When the dialogue took this turn, Reginald Falcon’s cheek began to
flush, and his eyes to glitter.

Christopher continued: “You who have befriended me so will not turn
back, I am sure, when I have such a chance before me; and as for the
small sum of money I shall require, I will repay you some day, even

“La, sir, don’t talk so. If you put it that way, why, the best horse we
have, and fifty pounds in good English gold, they are at your service

“And pick and spade to boot,” said Dick, “and a double rifle, for there
are lions, and Lord knows what, between this and the Vaal river.”

“God bless you both!” said Christopher. “I will start to-morrow.”

“And I’ll go with you,” said Reginald Falcon.


“Heaven forbid!” said Phoebe. “No, my dear, no more diamonds for us. We
never had but one, and it brought us trouble.”

“Nonsense, Phoebe,” replied Falcon; “it was not the diamond’s fault.
You know I have often wanted to go there, but you objected. You said you
were afraid some evil would befall me. But now Solomon himself is going
to the mines, let us have no more of that nonsense. We will take our
rifles and our pistols.”

“There--there--rifles and pistols,” cried Phoebe; “that shows.”

“And we will be there in a week; stay a month, and home with our pockets
full of diamonds.”

“And find me dead of a broken heart.”

“Broken fiddlestick! We have been parted longer than that, and yet here
we are all right.”

“Ay, but the pitcher that goes too often to the well gets broke at last.
No, Reginald, now I have tasted three years’ happiness and peace of
mind, I cannot go through what I used in England. Oh, doctor! have you
the heart to part man and wife, that have never been a day from each
other all these years?”

“Mrs. Falcon, I would not do it for all the diamonds in Brazil. No, Mr.
Falcon, I need hardly say how charmed I should be to have your company:
but that is a pleasure I shall certainly deny myself, after what your
good wife has said. I owe her too much to cause her a single pang.”

“Doctor,” said the charming Reginald, “you are a gentleman and side with
the lady. Quite right. It adds to my esteem, if possible. Make your
mind easy; I will go alone. I am not a farmer. I am dead sick of this
monotonous life; and, since I am compelled to speak my mind, a little
ashamed, as a gentleman, of living on my wife and her brother, and doing
nothing for myself. So I shall go to the Vaal river, and see a little
life; here there’s nothing but vegetation--and not much of that. Not
a word more, Phoebe, if you please. I am a good, easy, affectionate
husband, but I am a man, and not a child to be tied to a woman’s
apron-strings, however much I may love and respect her.”

Dick put in his word: “Since you are so independent, you can WALK to the
Vaal river. I can’t spare a couple of horses.”

This hit the sybarite hard, and he cast a bitter glance of hatred at his
brother-in-law, and fell into a moody silence.

But when he got Phoebe to himself, he descanted on her selfishness,
Dick’s rudeness, and his own wounded dignity, till he made her quite
anxious he should have his own way. She came to Staines, with red eyes,
and said, “Tell me, doctor, will there be any women up there--to take
care of you?”

“Not a petticoat in the place, I believe. It is a very rough life; and
how Falcon could think of leaving you and sweet little Tommy, and this
life of health, and peace, and comfort--”

“Yet YOU do leave us, sir.”

“I am the most unfortunate man upon the earth; Falcon is one of the
happiest. Would I leave wife and child to go there? Ah me! I am dead to
those I love. This is my one chance of seeing my darling again for many
a long year perhaps. Oh, I must not speak of HER--it unmans me. My good,
kind friend, I’ll tell you what to do. When we are all at supper, let
a horse be saddled and left in the yard for me. I’ll bid you all
good-night, and I’ll put fifty miles between us before morning. Even
then HE need not be told I am gone; he will not follow me.”

“You are very good, sir,” said Phoebe; “but no. Too much has been
said. I can’t have him humbled by my brother, nor any one. He says I
am selfish. Perhaps I am; though I never was called so. I can’t bear
he should think me selfish. He WILL go, and so let us have no ill blood
about it. Since he is to go, of course I’d much liever he should go with
you than by himself. You are sure there are no women up there--to take
care of--you--both? You must be purse-bearer, sir, and look to every
penny. He is too generous when he has got money to spend.”

In short, Reginald had played so upon her heart, that she now urged the
joint expedition, only she asked a delay of a day or two to equip them,
and steel herself to the separation.

Staines did not share those vague fears that overpowered the wife, whose
bitter experiences were unknown to him; but he felt uncomfortable at her
condition--for now she was often in tears--and he said all he could to
comfort her; and he also advised her how to profit by these terrible
diamonds, in her way. He pointed out to her that her farm lay right
in the road to the diamonds, yet the traffic all shunned her, passing
twenty miles to the westward. Said he, “You should profit by all your
resources. You have wood, a great rarity in Africa; order a portable
forge; run up a building where miners can sleep, another where they
can feed; the grain you have so wisely refused to sell, grind it into

“Dear heart! why, there’s neither wind nor water to turn a mill.”

“But there are oxen. I’ll show you how to make an ox-mill. Send your
Cape cart into Cape Town for iron lathes, for coffee and tea, and
groceries by the hundredweight. The moment you are ready--for success
depends on the order in which we act--then prepare great boards, and
plant them twenty miles south. Write or paint on them, very large,
‘The nearest way to the Diamond Mines, through Dale’s Kloof, where is
excellent accommodation for man and beast. Tea, coffee, home-made bread,
fresh butter, etc., etc.’ Do this, and you will soon leave off decrying
diamonds. This is the sure way to coin them. I myself take the doubtful
way; but I can’t help it. I am a dead man, and swift good fortune will
give me life. You can afford to go the slower road and the surer.”

Then he drew her a model of an ox-mill, and of a miner’s dormitory, the
partitions six feet six apart, so that these very partitions formed
the bedstead, the bed-sacking being hooked to the uprights. He drew his
model for twenty bedrooms.

The portable forge and the ox-mill pleased Dick Dale most, but the
partitioned bedsteads charmed Phoebe. She said, “Oh, doctor, how can one
man’s head hold so many things? If there’s a man on earth I can trust my
husband with, ‘tis you. But if things go cross up there, promise me you
will come back at once and cast in your lot with us. We have got money
and stock, and you have got headpiece; we might do very well together.
Indeed, indeed we might. Promise me. Oh, do, please, promise me!”

“I promise you.”

And on this understanding, Staines and Falcon were equipped with rifles,
pickaxe, shovels, waterproofs, and full saddle-bags, and started, with
many shakings of the hand, and many tears from Phoebe, for the diamond


Phoebe’s tears at parting made Staines feel uncomfortable, and he said

“Pooh, pooh!” said Falcon, “crying for nothing does a woman good.”

Christopher stared at him.

Falcon’s spirits rose as they proceeded. He was like a boy let loose
from school. His fluency and charm of manner served, however, to cheer a
singularly dreary journey.

The travellers soon entered on a vast and forbidding region, that
wearied the eye; at their feet a dull, rusty carpet of dried grass and
wild camomile, with pale-red sand peeping through the burnt and scanty
herbage. On the low mounds, that looked like heaps of sifted ashes,
struggled now and then into sickliness a ragged, twisted shrub. There
were flowers too, but so sparse, that they sparkled vainly in the
colorless waste, which stretched to the horizon. The farmhouses were
twenty miles apart, and nine out of ten of them were new ones built by
the Boers since they degenerated into white savages: mere huts, with
domed kitchens behind them. In the dwelling-house the whole family
pigged together, with raw flesh drying on the rafters, stinking skins
in a corner, parasitical vermin of all sorts blackening the floor, and
particularly a small, biting, and odoriferous tortoise, compared with
which the insect a London washerwoman brings into your house in her
basket, is a stroke with a feather--and all this without the excuse of
penury; for many of these were shepherd kings, sheared four thousand
fleeces a year, and owned a hundred horses and horned cattle.

These Boers are compelled, by unwritten law, to receive travellers and
water their cattle; but our travellers, after one or two experiences,
ceased to trouble them; for, added to the dirt, the men were sullen, the
women moody, silent, brainless; the whole reception churlish. Staines
detected in them an uneasy consciousness that they had descended, in
more ways than one, from a civilized race; and the superior bearing of a
European seemed to remind them what they had been, and might have been,
and were not; so, after an attempt or two, our adventurers avoided the
Boers, and tried the Kafirs. They found the savages socially superior,
though their moral character does not rank high.

The Kafir cabins they entered were caves, lighted only by the door, but
deliciously cool, and quite clean; the floors of puddled clay or ants’
nests, and very clean. On entering these cool retreats, the flies that
had tormented them shirked the cool grot, and buzzed off to the nearest
farm to batten on congenial foulness. On the fat, round, glossy babies,
not a speck of dirt, whereas the little Boers were cakes thereof. The
Kafir would meet them at the door, his clean black face all smiles and
welcome. The women and grown girls would fling a spotless handkerchief
over their shoulders in a moment, and display their snowy teeth, in
unaffected joy at sight of an Englishman.

At one of these huts, one evening, they met with something St. Paul
ranks above cleanliness even, viz., Christianity. A neighboring lion had
just eaten a Hottentot faute de mieux; and these good Kafirs wanted the
Europeans not to go on at night and be eaten for dessert. But they could
not speak a word of English, and pantomimic expression exists in theory
alone. In vain the women held our travellers by the coat-tails, and
pointed to a distant wood. In vain Kafir pere went on all-fours and
growled sore. But at last a savage youth ran to the kitchen--for they
never cook in the house--and came back with a brand, and sketched, on
the wall of the hut, a lion with a mane down to the ground, and a saucer
eye, not loving. The creature’s paw rested on a hat and coat and another
fragment or two of a European. The rest was fore-shortened, or else

The picture completed, the females looked, approved, and raised a dismal

“A lion on the road,” said Christopher gravely.

Then the undaunted Falcon seized the charcoal, and drew an Englishman in
a theatrical attitude, left foot well forward, firing a gun, and a lion
rolling head over heels like a buck rabbit, and blood squirting out of a
hole in his perforated carcass.

The savages saw, and exulted. They were so off their guard as to
confound representation with fact; they danced round the white warrior,
and launched him to victory.

“Aha!” said Falcon, “I took the shine out of their lion, didn’t I?”

“You did: and once there was a sculptor who showed a lion his marble
group, a man trampling a lion, extracting his tongue, and so on; but
report says it DID NOT CONVINCE THE LION.”

“Why, no; a lion is not an ass. But, for your comfort, there ARE no
lions in this part of the world. They are myths. There were lions in
Africa. But now they are all at the Zoo. And I wish I was there too.”

“In what character--of a discontented animal--with every blessing? They
would not take you in; too common in England. Hallo! this is something
new. What lots of bushes! We should not have much chance with a lion

“There ARE no lions: it is not the Zoo,” said Falcon; but he spurred on

The country, however, did not change its feature; bushes and little
acacias prevailed, and presently dark forms began to glide across at

The travellers held their breath, and pushed on; but at last their
horses flagged; so they thought it best to stop and light a fire and
stand upon their guard.

They did so, and Falcon sat with his rifle cocked, while Staines boiled
coffee, and they drank it, and after two hours’ halt, pushed on; and at
last the bushes got more scattered, and they were on the dreary plain
again. Falcon drew the rein, with a sigh of relief, and they walked
their horses side by side.

“Well, what has become of the lions?” said Falcon jauntily. He turned in
his saddle, and saw a large animal stealing behind them with its belly
to the very earth, and eyes hot coals; he uttered an eldrich screech,
fired both barrels, with no more aim than a baby, and spurred away,
yelling like a demon. The animal fled another way, in equal trepidation
at those tongues of flame and loud reports, and Christopher’s horse
reared and plunged, and deposited him promptly on the sward; but he held
the bridle, mounted again, and rode after his companion. A stern chase
is a long chase; and for that or some other reason he could never catch
him again till sunrise. Being caught, he ignored the lioness, with cool
hauteur: he said he had ridden on to find comfortable quarters: and
craved thanks.

This was literally the only incident worth recording that the companions
met with in three hundred miles.

On the sixth day out, towards afternoon, they found by inquiring they
were near the diamond washings, and the short route was pointed out by
an exceptionally civil Boer.

But Christopher’s eye had lighted upon a sort of chain of knolls, or
little round hills, devoid of vegetation, and he told Falcon he would
like to inspect these, before going farther.

“Oh,” said the Boer, “they are not on my farm, thank goodness! they are
on my cousin Bulteel’s;” and he pointed to a large white house about
four miles distant, and quite off the road. Nevertheless, Staines
insisted on going to it. But first they made up to one of these knolls,
and examined it; it was about thirty feet high, and not a vestige of
herbage on it; the surface was composed of sand and of lumps of gray
limestone very hard, diversified with lots of quartz, mica, and other
old formations.

Staines got to the top of it with some difficulty, and examined the
surface all over. He came down again, and said, “All these little
hills mark hot volcanic action--why, they are like boiling
earth-bubbles--which is the very thing, under certain conditions, to
turn carbonate of lime into diamonds. Now here is plenty of limestone
unnaturally hard; and being in a diamond country, I can fancy no place
more likely to be the matrix than these earth-bubbles. Let us tether the
horses, and use our shovels.”

They did so; and found one or two common crystals, and some jasper, and
a piece of chalcedony all in little bubbles, but no diamond. Falcon said
it was wasting time.

Just then the proprietor, a gigantic, pasty colonist, came up, with his
pipe, and stood calmly looking on. Staines came down, and made a sort of
apology. Bulteel smiled quietly, and asked what harm they could do him,
raking that rubbish. “Rake it all avay, mine vriends,” said he: “ve
shall thank you moch.”

He then invited them languidly to his house. They went with him, and
as he volunteered no more remarks, they questioned him, and learned his
father had been a Hollander, and so had his vrow’s. This accounted for
the size and comparative cleanliness of his place. It was stuccoed with
the lime of the country outside, and was four times as large as the
miserable farmhouses of the degenerate Boers. For all this, the street
door opened on the principal room, and that room was kitchen and parlor,
only very large and wholesome. “But, Lord,” as poor dear Pepys used to
blurt out--“to see how some folk understand cleanliness!” The floor was
made of powdered ants’ nests, and smeared with fresh cow-dung every day.
Yet these people were the cleanest Boers in the colony.

The vrow met them, with a snow-white collar and cuffs of Hamburgh linen,
and the brats had pasty faces round as pumpkins, but shone with soap.
The vrow was also pasty-faced, but gentle, and welcomed them with a
smile, languid, but unequivocal.

The Hottentots took their horses, as a matter of course. Their guns were
put in a corner. A clean cloth was spread, and they saw they were to sup
and sleep there, though the words of invitation were never spoken.

At supper, sun-dried flesh, cabbage, and a savory dish the travellers
returned to with gusto. Staines asked what it was: the vrow told
him--locusts. They had stripped her garden, and filled her very rooms,
and fallen in heaps under her walls; so she had pressed them, by the
million, into cakes, had salted them lightly, and stored them, and they
were excellent, baked.

After supper, the accomplished Reginald, observing a wire guitar, tuned
it with some difficulty, and so twanged it, and sang ditties to it, that
the flabby giant’s pasty face wore a look of dreamy content over his
everlasting pipe; and in the morning, after a silent breakfast, he said,
“Mine vriends, stay here a year or two, and rake in mine rubbish. Ven
you are tired, here are springbok and antelopes, and you can shoot
mit your rifles, and ve vil cook them, and you shall zing us zongs of

They thanked him heartily, and said they would stay a few days, at all

The placid Boer went a-farming; and the pair shouldered their pick and
shovel, and worked on their heap all day, and found a number of pretty
stones, but no diamond.

“Come,” said Falcon, “we must go to the river;” and Staines acquiesced.
“I bow to experience,” said he.

At the threshold they found two of the little Bulteels, playing with
pieces of quartz, crystal, etc., on the door-stone. One of these stones
caught Staines’s eye directly. It sparkled in a different way from the
others: he examined it: it was the size of a white haricot bean, and one
side of it polished by friction. He looked at it, and looked, and saw
that it refracted the light. He felt convinced it was a diamond.

“Give the boy a penny for it,” said the ingenious Falcon, on receiving
the information.

“Oh!” said Staines. “Take advantage of a child?”

He borrowed it of the boy, and laid it on the table, after supper.
“Sir,” said he, “this is what we were raking in your kopjes for, and
could not find it. It belongs to little Hans. Will you sell it us? We
are not experts, but we think it may be a diamond. We will risk ten
pounds on it.”

“Ten pounds!” said the farmer. “Nay, we rob not travellers, mine

“But if it is a diamond, it is worth a hundred. See how it gains fire in
the dusk.”

In short, they forced the ten pounds on him, and next day went to work
on another kopje.

But the simple farmer’s conscience smote him. It was a slack time; so
he sent four Hotteatots, with shovels, to help these friendly maniacs.
These worked away gayly, and the white men set up a sorting table, and
sorted the stuff, and hammered the nodules, and at last found a little
stone as big as a pea that refracted the light. Staines showed this to
the Hottentots, and their quick eyes discovered two more that day, only

Next day, nothing but a splinter or two.

Then Staines determined to dig deeper, contrary to the general
impression. He gave his reason: “Diamonds don’t fall from the sky. They
work up from the ground; and clearly the heat must be greater farther

Acting on this, they tried the next strata, but found it entirely
barren. After that, however, they came to a fresh layer of carbonate,
and here, Falcon hammering a large lump of conglomerate, out leaped, all
of a sudden, a diamond big as a nut, that ran along the earth, gleaming
like a star. It had polished angles and natural facets, and even a
novice, with an eye in his head, could see it was a diamond of the
purest water. Staines and Falcon shouted with delight, and made the
blacks a present on the spot.

They showed the prize, at night, and begged the farmer to take to
digging. There was ten times more money beneath his soil than on it.

Not he. He was a farmer: did not believe in diamonds. Two days
afterwards, another great find. Seven small diamonds.

Next day, a stone as large as a cob-nut, and with strange and beautiful
streaks. They carried it home to dinner, and set it on the table, and
told the family it was worth a thousand pounds. Bulteel scarcely looked
at it; but the vrow trembled and all the young folk glowered at it.

In the middle of dinner, it exploded like a cracker, and went literally
into diamond-dust.

“Dere goes von tousand pounds,” said Bulteel, without moving a muscle.

Falcon swore. But Staines showed fortitude. “It was laminated,” said he,
“and exposure to the air was fatal.”

Owing to the invaluable assistance of the Hottentots, they had in
less than a month collected four large stones of pure water, and a
wineglassful of small stones, when, one fine day, going to work calmly
after breakfast, they found some tents pitched, and at least a score
of dirty diggers, bearded like the pard, at work on the ground. Staines
sent Falcon back to tell Bulteel, and suggest that he should at once
order them off, or, better still, make terms with them. The phlegmatic
Boer did neither.

In twenty-four hours it was too late. The place was rushed. In other
words, diggers swarmed to the spot, with no idea of law but digger’s

A thousand tents rose like mushrooms; and poor Bulteel stood smoking,
and staring amazed, at his own door, and saw a veritable procession
of wagons, Cape carts, and powdered travellers file past him to take
possession of his hillocks. Him, the proprietor, they simply ignored;
they had a committee who were to deal with all obstructions, landlords
and tenants included. They themselves measured out Bulteel’s farm into
thirty-foot claims, and went to work with shovel and pick. They held
Staines’s claim sacred--that was diggers’ law; but they confined it
strictly to thirty feet square.

Had the friends resisted, their brains would have been knocked out.
However, they gained this, that dealers poured in, and the market not
being yet glutted, the price was good. Staines sold a few of the small
stones for two hundred pounds. He showed one of the larger stones. The
dealer’s eye glittered, but he offered only three hundred pounds,
and this was so wide of the ascending scale, on which a stone of that
importance is priced, that Staines reserved it for sale at Cape Town.

Nevertheless, he afterwards doubted whether he had not better have taken
it; for the multitude of diggers turned out such a prodigious number of
diamonds at Bulteel’s pan, that a sort of panic fell on the market.

These dry diggings were a revelation to the world. Men began to think
the diamond perhaps was a commoner stone than any one had dreamed it to

As to the discovery of stones, Staines and Falcon lost nothing by being
confined to a thirty-foot claim. Compelled to dig deeper, they got into
a rich strata, where they found garnets by the pint, and some small
diamonds, and at last, one lucky day, their largest diamond. It weighed
thirty-seven carats, and was a rich yellow. Now, when a diamond is
clouded or off color, it is terribly depreciated; but a diamond with
a positive color is called a fancy stone, and ranks with the purest

“I wish I had this in Cape Town,” said Staines.

“Why, I’ll take it to Cape Town, if you like,” said the changeable

“You will?” said Christopher, surprised.

“Why not? I’m not much of a digger. I can serve our interest better by
selling. I could get a thousand pounds for this at Cape Town.”

“We will talk of that quietly,” said Christopher.

Now, the fact is, Falcon, as a digger, was not worth a pin. He could not
sort. His eyes would not bear the blinding glare of a tropical sun upon
lime and dazzling bits of mica, quartz, crystal, white topaz, etc., in
the midst of which the true glint of the royal stone had to be caught in
a moment. He could not sort, and he had not the heart to dig. The only
way to make him earn his half was to turn him into the travelling and
selling partner.

Christopher was too generous to tell him this; but he acted on it, and
said he thought his was an excellent proposal; indeed, he had better
take all the diamonds they had got to Dale’s Kloof first, and show them
to his wife, for her consolation: “And perhaps,” said he, “in a matter
of this importance, she will go to Cape Town with you, and try the
market there.”

“All right,” said Falcon.

He sat and brooded over the matter a long time, and said, “Why make two
bites of a cherry? They will only give us half the value at Cape Town;
why not go by the steamer to England, before the London market is
glutted, and all the world finds out that diamonds are as common as

“Go to England! What! without your wife? I’ll never be a party to that.
Me part man and wife! If you knew my own story”--

“Why, who wants you?” said Reginald. “You don’t understand. Phoebe is
dying to visit England again; but she has got no excuse. If you like to
give her one, she will be much obliged to you, I can tell you.”

“Oh, that is a very different matter. If Mrs. Falcon can leave her

“Oh, that brute of a brother of hers is a very honest fellow, for that
matter. She can trust the farm to him. Besides, it is only a month’s
voyage by the mail steamer.”

This suggestion of Falcon’s set Christopher’s heart bounding, and his
eyes glistening. But he restrained himself, and said, “This takes me by
surprise; let me smoke a pipe over it.”

He not only did that, but he lay awake all night.

The fact is that for some time past, Christopher had felt sharp twinges
of conscience, and deep misgivings as to the course he had pursued in
leaving his wife a single day in the dark. Complete convalescence had
cleared his moral sentiments, and perhaps, after all, the discovery
of the diamonds had co-operated; since now the insurance money was no
longer necessary to keep his wife from starving.

“Ah!” said he; “faith is a great quality; and how I have lacked it!”

To do him justice, he knew his wife’s excitable nature, and was not
without fears of some disaster, should the news be communicated to her

But this proposal of Falcon’s made the way clearer. Mrs. Falcon, though
not a lady, had all a lady’s delicacy, and all a woman’s tact and
tenderness. He knew no one in the world more fit to be trusted with
the delicate task of breaking to his Rosa that the grave, for once, was
baffled, and her husband lived. He now became quite anxious for Falcon’s
departure, and ardently hoped that worthy had not deceived himself as to
Mrs. Falcon’s desire to visit England.

In short, it was settled that Falcon should start for Dale’s Kloof,
taking with him the diamonds, believed to be worth altogether three
thousand pounds at Cape Town, and nearly as much again in England, and
a long letter to Mrs. Falcon, in which Staines revealed his true story,
told her where to find his wife, or hear of her, viz., at Kent Villa,
Gravesend, and sketched an outline of instructions as to the way, and
cunning degrees, by which the joyful news should be broken to her. With
this he sent a long letter to be given to Rosa herself, but not till she
should know all: and in this letter he enclosed the ruby ring she had
given him. That ring had never left his finger, by sea or land, in
sickness or health.

The letter to Rosa was sealed. The two letters made quite a packet;
for, in the letter to his beloved Rosa, he told her everything that had
befallen him. It was a romance, and a picture of love; a letter to lift
a loving woman to heaven, and almost reconcile her to all her bereaved
heart had suffered.

This letter, written with many tears from the heart that had so
suffered, and was now softened by good fortune and bounding with joy,
Staines entrusted to Falcon, together with the other diamonds, and with
many warm shakings of the hand, started him on his way.

“But mind, Falcon,” said Christopher, “I shall expect an answer from
Mrs. Falcon in twenty days at farthest. I do not feel so sure as you
do that she wants to go to England; and, if not, I must write to Uncle
Philip. Give me your solemn promise, old fellow, an answer in twenty
days--if you have to send a Kafir on horseback.”

“I give you my honor,” said Falcon superbly.

“Send it to me at Bulteel’s Farm.”

“All right. ‘Dr. Christie, Bulteel’s Farm.’”

“Well--no. Why should I conceal my real name any longer from such
friends as you and your wife? Christie is short for Christopher--that IS
my Christian name; but my surname is Staines. Write to ‘Dr. Staines.’”

“Dr. Staines!”

“Yes. Did you ever hear of me?”

Falcon wore a strange look. “I almost think I have. Down at Gravesend,
or somewhere.”

“That is curious. Yes, I married my Rosa there; poor thing! God bless
her; God comfort her. She thinks me dead.”

His voice trembled, he grasped Falcon’s cold hand till the latter winced
again, and so they parted, and Falcon rode off muttering, “Dr. Staines!
so then YOU are Dr. Staines.”


Rosa Staines had youth on her side, and it is an old saying that youth
will not be denied. Youth struggled with death for her, and won the

But she came out of that terrible fight weak as a child. The sweet pale
face, the widow’s cap, the suit of deep black--it was long ere these
came down from the sickroom. And when they did, oh, the dead blank!
The weary, listless life! The days spent in sighs, and tears, and
desolation. Solitude! solitude! Her husband was gone, and a strange
woman played the mother to her child before her eyes.

Uncle Philip was devotedly kind to her, and so was her father; but they
could do nothing for her.

Months rolled on, and skinned the wound over. Months could not heal. Her
boy became dearer and dearer, and it was from him came the first real
drops of comfort, however feeble.

She used to read her lost one’s diary every day, and worship, in deep
sorrow, the mind she had scarcely respected until it was too late. She
searched in his diary to find his will, and often she mourned that he
had written on it so few things she could obey. Her desire to obey
the dead, whom, living, she had often disobeyed, was really simple and
touching. She would mourn to her father that there were so few commands
to her in his diary. “But,” said she, “memory brings me back his will in
many things, and to obey is now the only sad comfort I have.”

It was in this spirit she now forced herself to keep accounts. No fear
of her wearing stays now; no powder; no trimmings; no waste.

After the usual delay, her father told her she should instruct a
solicitor to apply to the insurance company for the six thousand
pounds. She refused with a burst of agony. “The price of his life,” she
screamed. “Never! I’d live on bread and water sooner than touch that
vile money.”

Her father remonstrated gently. But she was immovable. “No. It would be
like consenting to his death.”

Then Uncle Philip was sent for.

He set her child on her knee; and gave her a pen. “Come,” said he,
sternly, “be a woman, and do your duty to little Christie.”

She kissed the boy, cried, and did her duty meekly. But when the money
was brought her, she flew to Uncle Philip, and said, “There! there!”
 and threw it all before him, and cried as if her heart would break. He
waited patiently, and asked her what he was to do with all that: invest

“Yes, yes; for my little Christie.”

“And pay you the interest quarterly.”

“Oh, no, no. Dribble us out a little as we want it. That is the way to
be truly kind to a simpleton. I hate that word.”

“And suppose I run off with it? Such confiding geese as you corrupt a

“I shall never corrupt you. Crusty people are the soul of honor.”

“Crusty people!” cried Philip, affecting amazement. “What are they?”

She bit her lip and colored a little; but answered adroitly, “They are
people that pretend not to have good hearts, but have the best in the
world; far better ones than your smooth ones: that’s crusty people.”

“Very well,” said Philip; “and I’ll tell you what simpletons are. They
are little transparent-looking creatures that look shallow, but are as
deep as Old Nick, and make you love them in spite of your judgment.
They are the most artful of their sex; for they always achieve its great
object, to be loved--the very thing that clever women sometimes fail

“Well, and if we are not to be loved, why live at all--such useless
things as I am?” said Rosa simply.

So Philip took charge of her money, and agreed to help her save money
for her little Christopher. Poverty should never destroy him, as it had
his father.

As months rolled on, she crept out into public a little; but always on
foot, and a very little way from home.

Youth and sober life gradually restored her strength, but not her color,
nor her buoyancy.

Yet she was perhaps more beautiful than ever; for a holy sorrow
chastened and sublimed her features: it was now a sweet, angelic,
pensive beauty, that interested every feeling person at a glance.

She would visit no one; but a twelvemonth after her bereavement, she
received a few chosen visitors.

One day a young gentleman called, and sent up his card, “Lord
Tadcaster,” with a note from Lady Cicely Treherne, full of kindly
feeling. Uncle Philip had reconciled her to Lady Cicely; but they had
never met.

Mrs. Staines was much agitated at the very name of Lord Tadcaster; but
she would not have missed seeing him for the world.

She received him with her beautiful eyes wide open, to drink in every
lineament of one who had seen the last of her Christopher.

Tadcaster was wonderfully improved: he had grown six inches out at sea,
and though still short, was not diminutive; he was a small Apollo, a
model of symmetry, and had an engaging, girlish beauty, redeemed from
downright effeminacy by a golden mustache like silk, and a tanned cheek
that became him wonderfully.

He seemed dazzled at first by Mrs. Staines, but murmured that Lady
Cicely had told him to come, or he would not have ventured.

“Who can be so welcome to me as you?” said she, and the tears came thick
in her eyes directly.

Soon, he hardly knew how, he found himself talking of Staines, and
telling her what a favorite he was, and all the clever things he had

The tears streamed down her cheeks, but she begged him to go on telling
her, and omit nothing.

He complied heartily, and was even so moved by the telling of his
friend’s virtues, and her tears and sobs, that he mingled his tears with
hers. She rewarded him by giving him her hand as she turned away her
tearful face to indulge the fresh burst of grief his sympathy evoked.

When he was leaving, she said, in her simple way, “Bless you”--“Come
again,” she said: “you have done a poor widow good.”

Lord Tadcaster was so interested and charmed, he would gladly have
come back next day to see her; but he restrained that extravagance, and
waited a week.

Then he visited her again. He had observed the villa was not rich
in flowers, and he took her down a magnificent bouquet, cut from his
father’s hot-houses. At sight of him, or at sight of it, or both, the
color rose for once in her pale cheek, and her pensive face wore a sweet
expression of satisfaction. She took his flowers, and thanked him for
them, and for coming to see her.

Soon they got on the only topic she cared for, and, in the course of
this second conversation, he took her into his confidence, and told her
he owed everything to Dr. Staines. “I was on the wrong road altogether,
and he put me right. To tell you the truth, I used to disobey him now
and then, while he was alive, and I was always the worse for it; now he
is gone, I never disobey him. I have written down a lot of wise, kind
things he said to me, and I never go against any one of them. I call it
my book of oracles. Dear me, I might have brought it with me.”

“Oh, yes! why didn’t you?” rather reproachfully.

“I will bring it next time.”

“Pray do.”

Then she looked at him with her lovely swimming eyes, and said tenderly,
“And so here is another that disobeyed him living, but obeys him dead.
What will you think when I tell you that I, his wife, who now worship
him when it is too late, often thwarted and vexed him when he was

“No, no. He told me you were an angel, and I believe it.”

“An angel! a good-for-nothing, foolish woman, who sees everything too

“Nobody else should say so before me,” said the little gentleman
grandly. “I shall take HIS word before yours on this one subject. If
ever there was an angel, you are one; and oh, what would I give if I
could but say or do anything in the world to comfort you!”

“You can do nothing for ME, dear, but come and see me often, and talk to
me as you do--on the one sad theme my broken heart has room for.”

This invitation delighted Lord Tadcaster, and the sweet word “dear,”
 from her lovely lips, entered his heart, and ran through all his veins
like some rapturous but dangerous elixir. He did not say to himself,
“She is a widow with a child, feels old with grief, and looks on me as a
boy who has been kind to her.” Such prudence and wariness were hardly to
be expected from his age. He had admired her at first sight, very nearly
loved her at their first interview, and now this sweet word opened a
heavenly vista. The generous heart that beat in his small frame burned
to console her with a life-long devotion and all the sweet offices of

He ordered his yacht to Gravesend--for he had become a sailor--and
then he called on Mrs. Staines, and told her, with a sort of sheepish
cunning, that now, as his yacht HAPPENED to be at Gravesend, he could
come and see her very often. He watched her timidly, to see how she
would take that proposition.

She said, with the utmost simplicity, “I’m very glad of it.”

Then he produced his oracles; and she devoured them. Such precepts to
Tadcaster as she could apply to her own case she instantly noted in her
memory, and they became her law from that moment.

Then, in her simplicity, she said, “And I will show you some things, in
his own handwriting, that may be good for you; but I can’t show you
the whole book: some of it is sacred from every eye but his wife’s. His
wife’s? Ah me! his widow’s.”

Then she pointed out passages in the diary that she thought might be for
his good; and he nestled to her side, and followed her white finger with
loving eyes, and was in an elysium--which she would certainly have put
a stop to at that time, had she divined it. But all wisdom does not come
at once to an unguarded woman. Rosa Staines was wiser about her husband
than she had been, but she had plenty to learn.

Lord Tadcaster anchored off Gravesend, and visited Mrs. Staines nearly
every day. She received him with a pleasure that was not at all lively,
but quite undisguised. He could not doubt his welcome; for once, when he
came, she said to the servant, “Not at home,” a plain proof she did not
wish his visit to be cut short by any one else.

And so these visits and devoted attentions of every kind went on
unobserved by Lord Tadcaster’s friends, because Rosa would never go out,
even with him; but at last Mr. Lusignan saw plainly how this would end,
unless he interfered.

Well, he did not interfere; on the contrary, he was careful to avoid
putting his daughter on her guard: he said to himself, “Lord Tadcaster
does her good. I’m afraid she would not marry him, if he was to ask her
now; but in time she might. She likes him a great deal better than any
one else.”

As for Philip, he was abroad for his own health, somewhat impaired by
his long and faithful attendance on Rosa.

So now Lord Tadcaster was in constant attendance on Rosa. She was
languid, but gentle and kind; and, as mourners, like invalids, are apt
to be egotistical, she saw nothing but that he was a comfort to her in
her affliction.

While matters were so, the Earl of Miltshire, who had long been sinking,
died, and Tadcaster succeeded to his honors and estates.

Rosa heard of it, and, thinking it was a great bereavement, wrote him
one of those exquisite letters of condolence a lady alone can write. He
took it to Lady Cicely, and showed it her. She highly approved it.

He said, “The only thing--it makes me ashamed, I do not feel my poor
father’s death more; but you know it has been so long expected.” Then
he was silent a long time; and then he asked her if such a woman as that
would not make him happy, if he could win her.

It was on her ladyship’s tongue to say, “She did not make her first
happy;” but she forbore, and said coldly, that was maw than she could

Tadcaster seemed disappointed by that, and by and by Cicely took herself
to task. She asked herself what were Tadcaster’s chances in the lottery
of wives. The heavy army of scheming mothers, and the light cavalry of
artful daughters, rose before her cousinly and disinterested eyes,
and she asked herself what chance poor little Tadcaster would have
of catching a true love, with a hundred female artists manoeuvring,
wheeling, ambuscading, and charging upon his wealth and titles. She
returned to the subject of her own accord, and told him she saw but one
objection to such a match: the lady had a son by a man of rare merit and
misfortune. Could he, at his age, undertake to be a father to that son?
“Othahwise,” said Lady Cicely, “mark my words, you will quall over that
poor child; and you will have two to quall with, because I shall be on
her side.”

Tadcaster declared to her that child should be quite the opposite of a
bone of contention. “I have thought of that,” said he, “and I mean to be
so kind to that boy, I shall MAKE her love me for that.”

On these terms Lady Cicely gave her consent.

Then he asked her should he write, or ask her in person.

Lady Cicely reflected. “If you write, I think she will say no.”

“But if I go?”

“Then, it will depend on how you do it. Rosa Staines is a true mourner.
Whatever you may think, I don’t believe the idea of a second union has
ever entered her head. But then she is very unselfish: and she likes you
better than any one else, I dare say. I don’t think your title or your
money will weigh with her now. But, if you show her your happiness
depends on it, she may, perhaps, cwy and sob at the very idea of it,
and then, after all, say, ‘Well, why not--if I can make the poor soul

So, on this advice, Tadcaster went down to Gravesend, and Lady Cicely
felt a certain self-satisfaction; for, her well-meant interference
having lost Rosa one husband, she was pleased to think she had done
something to give her another.

Lord Tadcaster came to Rosa Staines; he found her seated with her head
upon her white hand, thinking sadly of the past.

At sight of him in deep mourning, she started, and said, “Oh!”

Then she said tenderly, “We are of one color now,” and gave him her

He sat down beside her, not knowing how to begin.

“I am not Tadcaster now. I am Earl of Miltshire.”

“Ah, yes; I forgot,” said she indifferently.

“This is my first visit to any one in that character.”

“Thank you.”

“It is an awfully important visit to me. I could not feel myself
independent, and able to secure your comfort and little Christie’s,
without coming to the lady, the only lady I ever saw, that--oh, Mrs.
Staines--Rosa--who could see you, as I have done--mingle his tears
with yours, as I have done, and not love you, and long to offer you his

“Love! to me, a broken-hearted woman, with nothing to live for but his
memory and his child.”

She looked at him with a sort of scared amazement.

“His child shall be mine. His memory is almost as dear to me as to you.”

“Nonsense, child, nonsense!” said she, almost sternly.

“Was he not my best friend? Should I have the health I enjoy, or even be
alive, but for him? Oh, Mrs. Staines--Rosa, you will not live all your
life unmarried; and who will love you as I do? You are my first and only
love. My happiness depends on you.”

“Your happiness depend on me! Heaven forbid--a woman of my age, that
feels so old, old, old.”

“You are not old; you are young, and sad, and beautiful, and my
happiness depends on you.” She began to tremble a little. Then he
kneeled at her knees, and implored her, and his hot tears fell upon the
hand she put out to stop him, while she turned her head away, and the
tears began to run.

Oh! never can the cold dissecting pen tell what rushes over the heart
that has loved and lost, when another true love first kneels and
implores for love, or pity, or anything the bereaved can give.


When Falcon went, luck seemed to desert their claim: day after day went
by without a find; and the discoveries on every side made this the more

By this time the diggers at Bulteel’s pan were as miscellaneous as the
audience at Drury Lane Theatre, only mixed more closely; the gallery
folk and the stalls worked cheek by jowl. Here a gentleman with an
affected lisp, and close by an honest fellow, who could not deliver a
sentence without an oath, or some still more horrible expletive that
meant nothing at all in reality, but served to make respectable flesh
creep: interspersed with these, Hottentots, Kafirs, and wild blue blacks
gayly clad in an ostrich feather, a scarlet ribbon, and a Tower musket
sold them by some good Christian for a modern rifle.

On one side of Staines were two swells, who lay on their backs and
talked opera half the day, but seldom condescended to work without
finding a diamond of some sort.

After a week’s deplorable luck, his Kafir boy struck work on account of
a sore in his leg; the sore was due to a very common cause, the burning
sand had got into a scratch, and festered. Staines, out of humanity,
examined the sore; and proceeding to clean it, before bandaging, out
popped a diamond worth forty pounds, even in the depreciated market.
Staines quietly pocketed it, and bandaged the leg. This made him suspect
his blacks had been cheating him on a large scale, and he borrowed Hans
Bulteel to watch them, giving him a third, with which Master Hans was
mightily pleased. But they could only find small diamonds, and by this
time prodigious slices of luck were reported on every side. Kafirs and
Boers that would not dig, but traversed large tracts of ground when the
sun was shining, stumbled over diamonds. One Boer pointed to a wagon
and eight oxen, and said that one lucky glance on the sand had given him
that lot: but day after day Staines returned home, covered with dust,
and almost blinded, yet with little or nothing to show for it.

One evening, complaining of his change of luck, Bulteel quietly proposed
to him migration. “I am going,” said he resignedly: “and you can come
with me.”

“You leave your farm, sir? Why, they pay you ten shillings a claim, and
that must make a large return; the pan is fifteen acres.”

“Yes, mine vriend,” said the poor Hollander, “they pay; but deir money
it cost too dear. Vere is mine peace? Dis farm is six tousand acres.
If de cursed diamonds was farther off, den it vas vell. But dey are too
near. Once I could smoke in peace, and zleep. Now diamonds is come, and
zleep and peace is fled. Dere is four tousand tents, and to each tent a
dawg; dat dawg bark at four tousand other dawgs all night, and dey bark
at him and at each oder. Den de masters of de dawgs dey get angry, and
fire four tousand pistole at de four tousand dawgs, and make my bed
shake wid the trembling of mine vrow. My vamily is with diamonds
infected. Dey vill not vork. Dey takes long valks, and always looks on
de ground. Mine childre shall be hump-backed, round-shouldered, looking
down for diamonds. Dey shall forget Gott. He is on high: dere eyes are
always on de earth. De diggers found a diamond in mine plaster of mine
wall of mine house. Dat plaster vas limestone; it come from dose kopjes
de good Gott made in His anger against man for his vickedness. I zay so.
Dey not believe me. Dey tink dem abominable stones grow in mine house,
and break out in mine plaster like de measle: dey vaunt to dig in mine
wall, in mine garden, in mine floor. One day dey shall dig in mine body.
I vill go. Better I love peace dan money. Here is English company make
me offer for mine varm. Dey forgive de diamonds.”

“You have not accepted it?” cried Staines in alarm.

“No, but I vill. I have said I shall tink of it. Dat is my vay. So I say

“An English company? They will cheat you without mercy. No, they shall
not, though, for I will have a hand in the bargain.”

He set to work directly, added up the value of the claims, at ten
shillings per month, and amazed the poor Hollander by his statement of
the value of those fifteen acres, capitalized.

And to close this part of the subject, the obnoxious diamonds obtained
him three times as much as his father had given for the whole six
thousand acres.

The company got a great bargain, but Bulteel received what for him was a
large capital, and settling far to the south, this lineal descendant of
le philosophe sans savoir carried his godliness, his cleanliness, and
his love of peace, out of the turmoil, and was happier than ever, since
now he could compare his placid existence with one year of noise and

But long before this, events more pertinent to my story had occurred.

One day, a Hottentot came into Bulteel’s farm and went out among the
diggers, till he found Staines. The Hottentot was one employed at Dale’s
Kloof, and knew him. He brought Staines a letter.

Staines opened the letter, and another letter fell out; it was directed
to “Reginald Falcon, Esq.”

“Why,” thought Staines, “what a time this letter must have been on the
road! So much for private messengers.”

The letter ran thus:--

DEAR SIR,--This leaves us all well at Dale’s Kloof, as I hope it shall
find you and my dear husband at the diggings. Sir, I am happy to say I
have good news for you. When you got well by God’s mercy, I wrote to
the doctor at the hospital and told him so. I wrote unbeknown to you,
because I had promised him. Well, sir, he has written back to say you
have two hundred pounds in money, and a great many valuable things, such
as gold and jewels. They are all at the old bank in Cape Town, and the
cashier has seen you, and will deliver them on demand. So that is the
first of my good news, because it is good news to you. But, dear sir,
I think you will be pleased to hear that Dick and I are thriving
wonderfully, thanks to your good advice. The wooden house it is built,
and a great oven. But, sir, the traffic came almost before we were
ready, and the miners that call here, coming and going, every day, you
would not believe, likewise wagons and carts. It is all bustle, morn
till night, and dear Reginald will never be dull here now; I hope you
will be so kind as tell him so, for I do long to see you both home

Sir, we are making our fortunes. The grain we could not sell at a fair
price, we sell as bread, and higher than in England ever so much. Tea
and coffee the same; and the poor things praise us, too, for being so
moderate. So, sir, Dick bids me say that we owe this to you, and if
so be you are minded to share, why nothing would please us better.
Head-piece is always worth money in these parts; and if it hurts your
pride to be our partner without money, why you can throw in what you
have at the Cape, though we don’t ask that. And, besides, we are offered
diamonds a bargain every day, but are afraid to deal, for want of
experience; but if you were in it with us, you must know them well by
this time, and we might turn many a good pound that way. Dear sir, I
hope you will not be offended, but I think this is the only way we have,
Dick and I, to show our respect and good-will.

Dear sir, digging is hard work, and not fit for you and Reginald, that
are gentlemen, amongst a lot of rough fellows, that their talk makes my
hair stand on end, though I dare say they mean no harm.

Your bedroom is always ready, sir. I never will let it to any of them,
hoping now to see you every day. You that know everything, can guess
how I long to see you both home. My very good fortune seems not to taste
like good fortune, without those I love and esteem to share it. I shall
count how many days this letter will take to reach you, and then I shall
pray for your safety harder than ever, till the blessed hour comes when
I see my husband, and my good friend, never to part again, I hope, in
this world.

I am sir, your dutiful servant and friend,


P.S. There is regular travelling to and from Cape Town, and a post now
to Pniel, but I thought it surest to send by one that knows you.

Staines read this letter with great satisfaction. He remembered his two
hundred pounds, but his gold and jewels puzzled him. Still it was good
news, and pleased him not a little. Phoebe’s good fortune gratified
him too, and her offer of a partnership, especially in the purchase of
diamonds from returning diggers. He saw a large fortune to be made;
and wearied and disgusted with recent ill-luck, blear-eyed and almost
blinded with sorting in the blazing sun, he resolved to go at once to
Dale’s Kloof. Should Mrs. Falcon be gone to England with the diamonds,
he would stay there, and Rosa should come out to him, or he would go and
fetch her.

He went home, and washed himself, and told Bulteel he had had good news,
and should leave the diggings at once. He gave him up the claim, and
told him to sell it by auction. It was worth two hundred pounds still.
The good people sympathized with him, and he started within an hour.
He left his pickaxe and shovel, and took only his double rifle, an
admirable one, some ammunition, including conical bullets and projectile
shells given him by Falcon, a bag full of carbuncles and garnets he
had collected for Ucatella, a few small diamonds, and one hundred
pounds,--all that remained to him, since he had been paying wages and
other things for months, and had given Falcon twenty for his journey.

He rode away and soon put twenty miles between him and the diggings.

He came to a little store that bought diamonds and sold groceries and
tobacco. He haltered his horse to a hook, and went in. He offered a
small diamond for sale. The master was out, and the assistant said there
was a glut of these small stones, he did not care to give money for it.

“Well, give me three dozen cigars.”

While they were chaffering, in walked a Hottentot, and said, “Will you
buy this?” and laid a clear, glittering stone on the counter, as large
as a walnut.

“Yes,” said the young man. “How much?”

“Two hundred pounds.”

“Two hundred pounds! Let us look at it;” he examined it, and said he
thought it was a diamond, but these large stones were so deceitful, he
dared not give two hundred pounds. “Come again in an hour,” said he,
“then the master will be in.”

“No,” said the Hottentot quietly, and walked out.

Staines, who had been literally perspiring at the sight of this stone,
mounted his horse and followed the man. When he came up to him, he asked
leave to examine the gem. The Hottentot quietly assented.

Staines looked at it all over. It had a rough side and a polished side,
and the latter was of amazing softness and lustre. It made him tremble.
He said, “Look here, I have only one hundred pounds in my pocket.”

The Hottentot shook his head.

“But if you will go back with me to Bulteel’s farm, I’ll borrow the
other hundred.”

The Hottentot declined, and told him he could get four hundred pounds
for it by going back to Pniel. “But,” said he, “my face is turned so;
and when Squat turn his face so, he going home. Not can bear go the
other way then,” and he held out his hand for the diamond.

Staines gave it him, and was in despair at seeing such a prize so near,
yet leaving him.

He made one more effort. “Well, but,” said he, “how far are you going
this way?”

“Ten days.”

“Why, so am I. Come with me to Dale’s Kloof, and I will give the other
hundred. See, I am in earnest, for here is one hundred, at all events.”

Staines made this proposal, trembling with excitement. To his surprise
and joy, the Hottentot assented, though with an air of indifference;
and on these terms they became fellow-travellers, and Staines gave him
a cigar. They went on side by side, and halted for the night forty miles
from Bulteel’s farm.

They slept in a Boer’s out-house, and the vrow was civil, and lent
Staines a jackal’s skin. In the morning he bought it for a diamond, a
carbuncle, and a score of garnets; for a horrible thought had occurred
to him, if they stopped at any place where miners were, somebody might
buy the great diamond over his head. This fear, and others, grew on him,
and with all his philosophy he went on thorns, and was the slave of the

He resolved to keep his Hottentot all to himself if possible. He shot
a springbok that crossed the road, and they roasted a portion of the
animal, and the Hottentot carried some on with him.

Seeing he admired the rifle, Staines offered it him for the odd hundred
pounds; but though Squat’s eye glittered a moment, he declined.

Finding that they met too many diggers and carts, Staines asked his
Hottentot was there no nearer way to reach that star, pointing to one he
knew was just over Dale’s Kloof.

Oh, yes, he knew a nearer way, where there were trees, and shade, and
grass, and many beasts to shoot.

“Let us take that way,” said Staines.

The Hottentot, ductile as wax, except about the price of the diamond,
assented calmly; and next day they diverged, and got into forest
scenery, and their eyes were soothed with green glades here and there,
wherever the clumps of trees sheltered the grass from the panting sun.
Animals abounded, and were tame. Staines, an excellent marksman, shot
the Hottentot his supper without any trouble.

Sleeping in the wood, with not a creature near but Squat, a sombre
thought struck Staines. Suppose this Hottentot should assassinate him
for his money, who would ever know? The thought was horrible, and he
awoke with a start ten times that night. The Hottentot slept like a
stone, and never feared for his own life and precious booty. Staines was
compelled to own to himself he had less faith in human goodness than the
savage had. He said to himself, “He is my superior. He is the master of
this dreadful diamond, and I am its slave.”

Next day they went on till noon, and then they halted at a really
delightful spot; a silver kloof ran along a bottom, and there was a
little clump of three acacia-trees that lowered their long tresses,
pining for the stream, and sometimes getting a cool grateful kiss from
it when the water was high.

They halted the horse, bathed in the stream, and lay luxurious under the
acacias. All was delicious languor and enjoyment of life.

The Hottentot made a fire, and burnt the remains of a little sort of
kangaroo Staines had shot him the evening before; but it did not suffice
his maw, and looking about him, he saw three elands leisurely feeding
about three hundred yards off. They were cropping the rich herbage close
to the shelter of a wood.

The Hottentot suggested that this was an excellent opportunity. He would
borrow Staines’s rifle, steal into the wood, crawl on his belly close up
to them, and send a bullet through one.

Staines did not relish the proposal. He had seen the savage’s eye
repeatedly gloat on the rifle, and was not without hopes he might even
yet relent, and give the great diamond for the hundred pounds and
this rifle; and he was so demoralized by the diamond, and filled with
suspicion, that he feared the savage, if he once had the rifle in
his possession, might levant, and be seen no more, in which case he,
Staines, still the slave of the diamond, might hang himself on the
nearest tree, and so secure his Rosa the insurance money, at all events.
In short, he had really diamond on the brain.

He hem’d and haw’d a little at Squat’s proposal, and then got out of it
by saying, “That is not necessary. I can shoot it from here.”

“It is too far,” objected Blacky.

“Too far! This is an Enfield rifle. I could kill the poor beast at three
times that distance.”

Blacky was amazed. “An Enfield rifle,” said he, in the soft musical
murmur of his tribe, which is the one charm of the poor Hottentot; “and
shoot three times SO far.”

“Yes,” said Christopher. Then, seeing his companion’s hesitation, he
conceived a hope. “If I kill that eland from here, will you give me the
diamond for my horse and the wonderful rifle?--no Hottentot has such a

Squat became cold directly. “The price of the diamond is two hundred

Staines groaned with disappointment, and thought to himself with rage,
“Anybody but me would club the rifle, give the obstinate black brute a
stunner, and take the diamond--God forgive me!”

Says the Hottentot cunningly, “I can’t think so far as white man. Let me
see the eland dead, and then I shall know how far the rifle shoot.”

“Very well,” said Staines. But he felt sure the savage only wanted his
meal, and would never part with the diamond, except for the odd money.

However, he loaded his left barrel with one of the explosive projectiles
Falcon had given him; it was a little fulminating shell with a steel
point. It was with this barrel he had shot the murcat overnight, and he
had found he shot better with this barrel than the other. He loaded his
left barrel then, saw the powder well up, capped it and cut away a strip
of the acacia with his knife to see clear, and lying down in volunteer
fashion, elbow on ground, drew his bead steadily on an eland who
presented him her broadside, her back being turned to the wood. The sun
shone on her soft coat, and never was a fairer mark, the sportsman’s
deadly eye being in the cool shade, the animal in the sun.

He aimed long and steadily. But just as he was about to pull the
trigger, Mind interposed, and he lowered the deadly weapon. “Poor
creature!” he said, “I am going to take her life--for what? for a single
meal. She is as big as a pony; and I am to lay her carcass on the plain,
that we may eat two pounds of it. This is how the weasel kills the
rabbit; sucks an ounce of blood for his food, and wastes the rest. So
the demoralized sheep-dog tears out the poor creature’s kidneys, and
wastes the rest. Man, armed by science with such powers of slaying,
should be less egotistical than weasels and perverted sheep-dogs. I will
not kill her. I will not lay that beautiful body of hers low, and glaze
those tender, loving eyes that never gleamed with hate or rage at man,
and fix those innocent jaws that never bit the life out of anything, not
even of the grass she feeds on, and does it more good than harm. Feed
on, poor innocent. And you be blanked; you and your diamond, that I
begin to wish I had never seen; for it would corrupt an angel.”

Squat understood one word in ten, but he managed to reply. “This is
nonsense-talk,” said he, gravely. “The life is no bigger in that than in
the murcat you shot last shoot.”

“No more it is,” said Staines. “I am a fool. It is come to this,
then; Kafirs teach us theology, and Hottentots morality. I bow to my
intellectual superior. I’ll shoot the eland.” He raised his rifle again.

“No, no, no, no, no, no,” murmured the Hottentot, in a sweet voice
scarcely audible, yet so keen in its entreaty, that Staines turned
hastily round to look at him. His face was ashy, his teeth chattering,
his limbs shaking. Before Staines could ask him what was the matter,
he pointed through an aperture of the acacias into the wood hard by the
elands. Staines looked, and saw what seemed to him like a very long dog,
or some such animal, crawling from tree to tree. He did not at all
share the terror of his companion, nor understand it. But a terrible
explanation followed. This creature, having got to the skirt of the
wood, expanded, by some strange magic, to an incredible size, and sprang
into the open, with a growl, a mighty lion; he seemed to ricochet from
the ground, so immense was his second bound, that carried him to the
eland, and he struck her one blow on the head with his terrible paw, and
felled her as if with a thunderbolt: down went her body, with all the
legs doubled, and her poor head turned over, and the nose kissed the
ground. The lion stood motionless. Presently the eland, who was not
dead, but stunned, began to recover and struggle feebly up. Then the
lion sprang on her with a roar, and rolled her over, and with two
tremendous bites and a shake, tore her entrails out and laid her dying.
He sat composedly down, and contemplated her last convulsions, without
touching her again.

At this roar, though not loud, the horse, though he had never heard or
seen a lion, trembled, and pulled at his halter.

Blacky crept into the water; and Staines was struck with such an awe as
he had never felt. Nevertheless, the king of beasts being at a distance,
and occupied, and Staines a brave man, and out of sight, he kept
his ground and watched, and by those means saw a sight never to be
forgotten. The lion rose up, and stood in the sun incredibly beautiful
as well as terrible. He was not the mangy hue of the caged lion, but a
skin tawny, golden, glossy as a race-horse, and of exquisite tint that
shone like pure gold in the sun; his eye a lustrous jewel of richest
hue, and his mane sublime. He looked towards the wood, and uttered a
full roar. This was so tremendous that the horse shook all over as if in
an ague, and began to lather. Staines recoiled, and his flesh crept, and
the Hottentot went under water, and did not emerge for ever so long.

After a pause, the lion roared again, and all the beasts and birds of
prey seemed to know the meaning of that terrible roar. Till then the
place had been a solitude, but now it began to fill in the strangest
way, as if the lord of the forest could call all his subjects together
with a trumpet roar: first came two lion cubs, to whom, in fact, the
roar had been addressed. The lion rubbed himself several times against
the eland, but did not eat a morsel, and the cubs went in and feasted
on the prey. The lion politely and paternally drew back, and watched the
young people enjoying themselves.

Meantime approached, on tiptoe, jackals and hyenas, but dared not come
too near. Slate-colored vultures settled at a little distance, but not
a soul dared interfere with the cubs; they saw the lion was acting
sentinel, and they knew better than come near.

After a time, papa feared for the digestion of those brats, or else his
own mouth watered; for he came up, knocked them head over heels with his
velvet paw, and they took the gentle hint, and ran into the wood double

Then the lion began tearing away at the eland, and bolting huge morsels
greedily. This made the rabble’s mouth water. The hyenas, and jackals,
and vultures formed a circle ludicrous to behold, and that circle kept
narrowing as the lion tore away at his prey. They increased in number,
and at last hunger overcame prudence; the rear rank shoved on the front,
as amongst men, and a general attack seemed imminent.

Then the lion looked up at these invaders, uttered a reproachful growl,
and went at them, patting them right and left, and knocking them over.
He never touched a vulture, nor indeed did he kill an animal. He was a
lion, and only killed to eat; yet he soon cleared the place, because
he knocked over a few hyenas and jackals, and the rest, being active,
tumbled over the vultures before they could spread their heavy wings.
After this warning, they made a respectful circle again, through which,
in due course, the gorged lion stalked into the wood.

A savage’s sentiments change quickly, and the Hottentot, fearing little
from a full lion, was now giggling at Staines’s side. Staines asked him
which he thought was the lord of all creatures, a man or a lion.

“A lion,” said Blacky, amazed at such a shallow question.

Staines now got up, and proposed to continue their journey. But Blacky
was for waiting till the lion was gone to sleep after his meal.

While they discussed the question, the lion burst out of the wood
within hearing of their voices, as his pricked-up ears showed, and made
straight for them at a distance of scarcely thirty yards.

Now, the chances are, the lion knew nothing about them, and only came to
drink at the kloof, after his meal, and perhaps lie under the acacias:
but who can think calmly, when his first lion bursts out on him a few
paces off? Staines shouldered his rifle, took a hasty, flurried aim, and
sent a bullet at him.

If he had missed him, perhaps the report might have turned the lion; but
he wounded him, and not mortally. Instantly the enraged beast uttered
a terrific roar, and came at him with his mane distended with rage, his
eyes glaring, his mouth open, and his whole body dilated with fury.

At that terrible moment, Staines recovered his wits enough to see that
what little chance he had was to fire into the destroyer, not at him. He
kneeled, and levelled at the centre of the lion’s chest, and not till he
was within five yards did he fire. Through the smoke he saw the lion in
the air above him, and rolled shrieking into the stream and crawled like
a worm under the bank, by one motion, and there lay trembling. A few
seconds of sick stupor passed: all was silent. Had the lion lost him?
Was it possible he might yet escape?

All was silent.

He listened, in agony, for the sniffing of the lion, puzzling him out by

No: all was silent.

Staines looked round, and saw a woolly head, and two saucer eyes and
open nostrils close by him. It was the Hottentot, more dead than alive.

Staines whispered him, “I think he is gone.”

The Hottentot whispered, “Gone a little way to watch. He is wise as well
as strong.” With this he disappeared beneath the water.

Still no sound but the screaming of the vultures, and snarling of the
hyenas and jackals over the eland.

“Take a look,” said Staines.

“Yes,” said Squat; “but not to-day. Wait here a day or two. Den he
forget and forgive.”

Now Staines, having seen the lion lie down and watch the dying eland,
was a great deal impressed by this; and as he had now good hopes of
saving his life, he would not throw away a chance. He kept his head just
above water, and never moved.

In this freezing situation they remained.

Presently there was a rustling that made both crouch.

It was followed by a croaking noise.

Christopher made himself small.

The Hottentot, on the contrary, raised his head, and ventured a little
way into the stream.

By these means he saw it was something very foul, but not terrible.
It was a large vulture that had settled on the very top of the nearest

At this the Hottentot got bolder still, and to the great surprise of
Staines began to crawl cautiously into some rushes, and through them up
the bank.

The next moment he burst into a mixture of yelling and chirping and
singing, and other sounds so manifestly jubilant, that the vulture
flapped heavily away, and Staines emerged in turn, but very cautiously.

Could he believe his eyes? There lay the lion, dead as a stone, on his
back, with his four legs in the air, like wooden legs, they were so very
dead: and the valiant Squat, dancing about him, and on him, and over

Staines, unable to change his sentiments so quickly, eyed even the dead
body of the royal beast with awe and wonder. What! had he already laid
that terrible monarch low, and with a tube made in a London shop by men
who never saw a lion spring, nor heard his awful roar shake the air?
He stood with his heart still beating, and said not a word. The shallow
Hottentot whipped out a large knife, and began to skin the king of
beasts. Staines wondered he could so profane that masterpiece of nature.
He felt more inclined to thank God for so great a preservation, and then
pass reverently on, and leave the dead king undesecrated.

He was roused from his solemn thoughts by the reflection that there
might be a lioness about, since there were cubs: he took a piece of
paper, emptied his remaining powder into it, and proceeded to dry it in
the sun. This was soon done, and then he loaded both barrels.

By this time the adroit Hottentot had flayed the carcass sufficiently
to reveal the mortal injury. The projectile had entered the chest, and
slanting upwards, had burst among the vitals, reducing them to a gory
pulp. The lion must have died in the air, when he bounded on receiving
the fatal shot.

The Hottentot uttered a cry of admiration. “Not the lion king of all,
nor even the white man,” he said; “but Enfeel rifle!”

Staines’s eyes glittered. “You shall have it, and the horse, for your
diamond,” said he eagerly.

The black seemed a little shaken; but did not reply. He got out of it
by going on with his lion; and Staines eyed him, and was bitterly
disappointed at not getting the diamond even on these terms. He began to
feel he should never get it: they were near the high-road; he could not
keep the Hottentot to himself much longer. He felt sick at heart. He had
wild and wicked thoughts; half hoped the lioness would come and kill the
Hottentot, and liberate the jewel that possessed his soul.

At last the skin was off, and the Hottentot said, “Me take this to my
kraal, and dey all say, ‘Squat a great shooter; kill um lion.’”

Then Staines saw another chance for him, and summoned all his address
for a last effort. “No, Squat,” said he, “that skin belongs to me. I
shot the lion, with the only rifle that can kill a lion like a cat. Yet
you would not give me a diamond--a paltry stone for it. No, Squat, if
you were to go into your village with that lion’s skin, why the old men
would bend their heads to you, and say, ‘Great is Squat! He killed the
lion, and wears his skin.’ The young women would all fight which should
be the wife of Squat. Squat would be king of the village.”

Squat’s eyes began to roll.

“And shall I give the skin, and the glory that is my due, to an
ill-natured fellow, who refuses me his paltry diamond for a
good horse--look at him--and for the rifle that kills lions like
rabbits--behold it; and a hundred pounds in good gold and Dutch
notes--see; and for the lion’s skin, and glory, and honor, and a rich
wife, and to be king of Africa? Never!”

The Hottentot’s hands and toes began to work convulsively. “Good master,
Squat ask pardon. Squat was blind. Squat will give the diamond, the
great diamond of Africa, for the lion’s skin, and the king rifle, and
the little horse, and the gold, and Dutch notes every one of them. Dat
make just two hundred pounds.”

“More like four hundred,” cried Staines very loud. “And how do I know
it is a diamond? These large stones are the most deceitful. Show it me,
this instant,” said he imperiously.

“Iss, master,” said the crushed Hottentot, with the voice of a mouse,
and put the stone into his hand with a child-like faith that almost
melted Staines; but he saw he must be firm. “Where did you find it?” he

“Master,” said poor Squat, in deprecating tones, “my little master at
the farm wanted plaster. He send to Bulteel’s pan; dere was large lumps.
Squat say to miners, ‘May we take de large lumps? Dey say, ‘Yes; take de
cursed lumps we no can break.’ We took de cursed lumps. We ride ‘em in
de cart to farm twenty milses. I beat ‘em with my hammer. Dey is very
hard. More dey break my heart dan I break their cursed heads. One day I
use strong words, like white man, and I hit one large lump too hard; he
break, and out come de white clear stone. Iss, him diamond. Long time we
know him in our kraal, because he hard. Long time before ever white man
know him, tousand years ago, we find him, and he make us lilly hole in
big stone for make wheat dust. Him a diamond, blank my eyes!”

This was intended as a solemn form of asseveration adapted to the white
man’s habits.

Yes, reader, he told the truth; and strange to say, the miners knew
the largest stones were in these great lumps of carbonate, but then the
lumps were so cruelly hard, they lost all patience with them, and so,
finding it was no use to break some of them, and not all, they rejected
them all, with curses; and thus this great stone was carted away as
rubbish from the mine, and found, like a toad in a hole, by Squat.

“Well,” said Christopher, “after all, you are an honest fellow, and I
think I will buy it; but first you must show me out of this wood; I am
not going to be eaten alive in it for want of the king of rifles.”

Squat assented eagerly, and they started at once. They passed the
skeleton of the eland; its very bones were polished, and its head
carried into the wood; and looking back they saw vultures busy on the
lion. They soon cleared the wood.

Squat handed Staines the diamond--when it touched his hand, as his
own, a bolt of ice seemed to run down his back, and hot water to follow
it--and the money, horse, rifle, and skin were made over to Squat.

“Shake hands over it, Squat,” said Staines; “you are hard, but you are

“Iss, master, I a good much hard and honest,” said Squat.

“Good-by, old fellow.”

“Good-by, master.”

And Squat strutted away, with the halter in his hand, horse following
him, rifle under his arm, and the lion’s skin over his shoulders, and
the tail trailing, a figure sublime in his own eyes, ridiculous in
creation’s. So vanity triumphed, even in the wilds of Africa.

Staines hurried forward on foot, loading his revolver as he went, for
the very vicinity of the wood alarmed him now that he had parted with
his trusty rifle.

That night he lay down on the open veldt, in his jackal’s skin, with
no weapon but his revolver, and woke with a start a dozen times. Just
before daybreak he scanned the stars carefully, and noting exactly where
the sun rose, made a rough guess at his course, and followed it till the
sun was too hot; then he crept under a ragged bush, hung up his jackal’s
skin, and sweated there, parched with thirst, and gnawed with hunger.
When it was cooler, he crept on, and found water, but no food. He was in
torture, and began to be frightened, for he was in a desert. He found an
ostrich egg and ate it ravenously.

Next day, hunger took a new form, faintness. He could not walk for it;
his jackal’s skin oppressed him; he lay down exhausted. A horror seized
his dejected soul. The diamond! It would be his death. No man must so
long for any earthly thing as he had for this glittering traitor. “Oh!
my good horse! my trusty rifle!” he cried. “For what have I thrown you
away? For starvation. Misers have been found stretched over their gold;
and some day my skeleton will be found, and nothing to tell the base
death I died of and deserved; nothing but the cursed diamond. Ay, fiend,
glare in my eyes, do!” He felt delirium creeping over him; and at that a
new terror froze him. His reason, that he had lost once, was he to lose
it again? He prayed; he wept; he dozed, and forgot all. When he woke
again, a cool air was fanning his cheeks; it revived him a little; it
became almost a breeze.

And this breeze, as it happened, carried on its wings the curse of
Africa. There loomed in the north-west a cloud of singular density, that
seemed to expand in size as it drew nearer, yet to be still more
solid, and darken the air. It seemed a dust-storm. Staines took out his
handkerchief, prepared to wrap his face in it, not to be stifled.

But soon there was a whirring and a whizzing, and hundreds of locusts
flew over his head; they were followed by thousands, the swiftest of the
mighty host. They thickened and thickened, till the air looked solid,
and even that glaring sun was blackened by the rushing mass. Birds of
all sorts whirled above, and swooped among them. They peppered Staines
all over like shot. They stuck in his beard, and all over him; they
clogged the bushes, carpeted the ground, while the darkened air sang
as with the whirl of machinery. Every bird in the air, and beast of the
field, granivorous or carnivorous, was gorged with them; and to these
animals was added man, for Staines, being famished, and remembering the
vrow Bulteel, lighted a fire, and roasted a handful or two on a
flat stone; they were delicious. The fire once lighted, they cooked
themselves, for they kept flying into it. Three hours, without
interruption, did they darken nature, and, before the column ceased,
all the beasts of the field came after, gorging them so recklessly, that
Staines could have shot an antelope dead with his pistol within a yard
of him.

But to tell the horrible truth, the cooked locusts were so nice that he
preferred to gorge on them along with the other animals.

He roasted another lot, for future use, and marched on with a good

But now he got on some rough, scrubby ground, and damaged his shoes, and
tore his trousers.

This lasted a terrible distance; but at the end of it came the usual
arid ground; and at last he came upon the track of wheels and hoofs.
He struck it at an acute angle, and that showed him he had made a good
line. He limped along it a little way, slowly, being footsore.

By and by, looking back, he saw a lot of rough fellows swaggering along
behind him. Then he was alarmed, terribly alarmed, for his diamond; he
tore a strip of his handkerchief, and tied the stone cunningly under his
armpit as he hobbled on.

The men came up with him.

“Hallo, mate! Come from the diggings?”


“What luck?”

“Very good.”

“Haw! haw! What! found a fifty-carat? Show it us.”

“We found five big stones, my mate and me. He is gone to Cape Town to
sell them. I had no luck when he had left me, so I have cut it; going to
turn farmer. Can you tell me how far it is to Dale’s Kloof?”

No, they could not tell him that. They swung on; and, to Staines, their
backs were a cordial, as we say in Scotland.

However, his travels were near an end. Next morning he saw Dale’s Kloof
in the distance; and as soon as the heat moderated, he pushed on,
with one shoe and tattered trousers; and half an hour before sunset he
hobbled up to the place.

It was all bustle. Travellers at the door; their wagons and carts under
a long shed.

Ucatella was the first to see him coming, and came and fawned on him
with delight. Her eyes glistened, her teeth gleamed. She patted both
his cheeks, and then his shoulders, and even his knees, and then flew
in-doors crying, “My doctor child is come home!” This amused three
travellers, and brought out Dick, with a hearty welcome.

“But Lordsake, sir, why have you come afoot; and a rough road too? Look
at your shoes. Hallo! What is come of the horse?”

“I exchanged him for a diamond.”

“The deuce you did! And the rifle?”

“Exchanged that for the same diamond.”

“It ought to be a big ‘un.”

“It is.”

Dick made a wry face. “Well, sir, you know best. You are welcome, on
horse or afoot. You are just in time; Phoebe and me are just sitting
down to dinner.”

He took him into a little room they had built for their own privacy, for
they liked to be quiet now and then, being country bred; and Phoebe was
putting their dinner on the table, when Staines limped in.

She gave a joyful cry, and turned red all over. “Oh, doctor!” Then his
travel-torn appearance struck her. “But, dear heart! what a figure!
Where’s Reginald? Oh, he’s not far off, I know.”

And she flung open the window, and almost flew through it in a moment,
to look for her husband.

“Reginald?” said Staines. Then turning to Dick Dale, “Why, he is
here--isn’t he?”

“No, sir: not without he is just come with you.”

“With me?--no. You know we parted at the diggings. Come, Mr. Dale, he
may not be here now; but he has been here. He must have been here.”

Phoebe, who had not lost a word, turned round, with all her high color
gone, and her cheeks getting paler and paler. “Oh, Dick! what is this?”

“I don’t understand it,” said Dick. “Whatever made you think he was
here, sir?”

“Why, I tell you he left me to come here.”

“Left you, sir!” faltered Phoebe. “Why, when?--where?”

“At the diggings--ever so long ago.”

“Blank him! that is just like him; the uneasy fool!” roared Dick.

“No, Mr. Dale, you should not say that; he left me, with my consent,
to come to Mrs. Falcon here, and consult her about disposing of our

“Diamonds!--diamonds!” cried Phoebe. “Oh, they make me tremble. How
COULD you let him go alone! You didn’t let HIM go on foot, I hope?”

“Oh, no, Mrs. Falcon; he had his horse, and his rifle, and money to
spend on the road.”

“How long ago did he leave you, sir?”

“I--I am sorry to say it was five weeks ago.”

“Five weeks! and not come yet. Ah! the wild beasts!--the diggers!--the
murderers! He is dead!”

“God forbid!” faltered Staines; but his own blood began to run cold.

“He is dead. He has died between this and the dreadful diamonds. I shall
never see my darling again: he is dead. He is dead.”

She rushed out of the room, and out of the house, throwing her arms
above her head in despair, and uttering those words of agony again and
again in every variety of anguish.

At such horrible moments women always swoon--if we are to believe the
dramatists. I doubt if there is one grain of truth in this. Women seldom
swoon at all, unless their bodies are unhealthy, or weakened by the
reaction that follows so terrible a shock as this. At all events,
Phoebe, at first, was strong and wild as a lion, and went to and fro
outside the house, unconscious of her body’s motion, frenzied with
agony, and but one word on her lips, “He is dead!--he is dead!”

Dick followed her, crying like a child, but master of himself; he got
his people about her, and half carried her in again; then shut the door
in all their faces.

He got the poor creature to sit down, and she began to rock and moan,
with her apron over her head, and her brown hair loose about her.

“Why should he be dead?” said Dick. “Don’t give a man up like that,
Phoebe. Doctor, tell us more about it. Oh, man, how could you let him
out of your sight? You knew how fond the poor creature was of him.”

“But that was it, Mr. Dale,” said Staines. “I knew his wife must pine
for him; and we had found six large diamonds, and a handful of small
ones; but the market was glutted; and to get a better price, he wanted
to go straight to Cape Town. But I said, ‘No; go and show them to your
wife, and see whether she will go to Cape Town.’”

Phoebe began to listen, as was evident by her moaning more softly.

“Might he not have gone straight to Cape Town?” Staines hazarded this

“Why should he do that, sir? Dale’s Kloof is on the road.”

“Only on one road. Mr. Dale, he was well armed, with rifle and revolver;
and I cautioned him not to show a diamond on the road. Who would molest
him? Diamonds don’t show, like gold. Who was to know he had three
thousand pounds hidden under his armpits, and in two barrels of his

“Three thousand pounds!” cried Dale. “You trusted HIM with three
thousand pounds?”

“Certainly. They were worth about three thousand pounds in Cape Town,
and half as much again in”--

Phoebe started up in a moment. “Thank God!” she cried. “There’s hope for
me. Oh, Dick, he is not dead: HE HAS ONLY DESERTED ME.”

And with these strange and pitiable words, she fell to sobbing as if her
great heart would burst at last.


There came a reaction, and Phoebe was prostrated with grief and alarm.
Her brother never doubted now that Reginald had run to Cape Town for a
lark. But Phoebe, though she thought so too, could not be sure; and so
the double agony of bereavement and desertion tortured her by turns, and
almost together. For the first time these many years, she was so crushed
she could not go about her business, but lay on a little sofa in her own
room, and had the blinds down, for her head ached so she could not bear
the light.

She conceived a bitter resentment against Staines; and told Dick never
to let him into her sight, if he did not want to be her death.

In vain Dick made excuses for him: she would hear none. For once she
was as unreasonable as any other living woman: she could see nothing but
that she had been happy, after years of misery, and should be happy now
if this man had never entered her house. “Ah, Collie!” she cried, “you
were wiser than I was. You as good as told me he would make me smart for
lodging and curing him. And I was SO happy!”

Dale communicated this as delicately as he could to Staines. Christopher
was deeply grieved and wounded. He thought it unjust, but he knew it
was natural: he said, humbly, “I feel guilty myself, Mr. Dale; and yet,
unless I had possessed omniscience, what could I do? I thought of her in
all--poor thing! poor thing!”

The tears were in his eyes, and Dick Dale went away scratching his head
and thinking it over. The more he thought, the less he was inclined to
condemn him.

Staines himself was much troubled in mind, and lived on thorns. He
wanted to be off to England; grudged every day, every hour, he spent in
Africa. But Mrs. Falcon was his benefactress; he had been, for months
and months, garnering up a heap of gratitude towards her. He had not
the heart to leave her bad friends, and in misery. He kept hoping Falcon
would return, or write.

Two days after his return, he was seated, disconsolate, gluing garnets
and carbuncles on to a broad tapering bit of lambskin, when Ucatella
came to him and said, “My doctor child sick?”

“No, not sick: but miserable.” And he explained to her, as well as he
could, what had passed. “But,” said he, “I would not mind the loss of
the diamonds now, if I was only sure he was alive. I think most of poor,
poor Mrs. Falcon.”

While Ucatella pondered this, but with one eye of demure curiosity on
the coronet he was making, he told her it was for her--he had not forgot
her at the mines.

“These stones,” said he, “are not valued there; but see how glorious
they are!”

In a few minutes he had finished the coronet, and gave it her. She
uttered a chuckle of delight, and with instinctive art, bound it, in a
turn of her hand, about her brow; and then Staines himself was struck
dumb with amazement. The carbuncles gathered from those mines look like
rubies, so full of fire are they, and of enormous size. The chaplet had
twelve great carbuncles in the centre, and went off by gradations into
smaller garnets by the thousand. They flashed their blood-red flames in
the African sun, and the head of Ucatella, grand before, became the head
of the Sphinx, encircled with a coronet of fire. She bestowed a look of
rapturous gratitude on Staines, and then glided away, like the stately
Juno, to admire herself in the nearest glass like any other coquette,
black, brown, yellow, copper, or white.

That very day, towards sunset, she burst upon Staines quite suddenly,
with her coronet gleaming on her magnificent head, and her eyes like
coals of fire, and under her magnificent arm, hard as a rock, a boy
kicking and struggling in vain. She was furiously excited, and, for the
first time, showed signs of the savage in the whites of her eyes,
which seemed to turn the glorious pupils into semicircles. She clutched
Staines by the shoulder with her left hand, and swept along with
the pair, like dark Fate, or as potent justice sweeps away a pair of
culprits, and carried them to the little window, and cried “Open--open!”

Dick Dale was at dinner; Phoebe lying down. Dick got up, rather crossly,
and threw open the window. “What is up now?” said he crossly: he was
like two or three more Englishmen--hated to be bothered at dinner-time.

“Dar,” screamed Ucatella, setting down Tim, but holding him tight by the
shoulder; “now you tell what you see that night, you lilly Kafir trash;
if you not tell, I kill you DEAD;” and she showed the whites of her
eyes, like a wild beast.

Tim, thoroughly alarmed, quivered out that he had seen lilly master ride
up to the gate one bright night, and look in, and Tim thought he was
going in: but he changed his mind, and galloped away that way; and the
monkey pointed south.

“And why couldn’t you tell us this before?” questioned Dick.

“Me mind de sheep,” said Tim apologetically. “Me not mind de lilly
master: jackals not eat him.”

“You no more sense dan a sheep yourself,” said Ucatella loftily.

“No, no: God bless you both,” cried poor Phoebe: “now I know the worst:”
 and a great burst of tears relieved her suffering heart.

Dick went out softly. When he got outside the door, he drew them all
apart, and said, “Yuke, you ARE a good-hearted girl. I’ll never forget
this while I live; and, Tim, there’s a shilling for thee; but don’t you
go and spend it in Cape smoke; that is poison to whites, and destruction
to blacks.”

“No, master,” said Tim. “I shall buy much bread, and make my tomach
tiff;” then, with a glance of reproach at the domestic caterer,
Ucatella, “I almost never have my tomach tiff.”

Dick left his sister alone an hour or two, to have her cry out.

When he went back to her there was a change: the brave woman no longer
lay prostrate. She went about her business; only she was always either
crying or drowning her tears.

He brought Dr. Staines in. Phoebe instantly turned her back on him with
a shudder there was no mistaking.

“I had better go,” said Staines. “Mrs. Falcon will never forgive me.”

“She will have to quarrel with me else,” said Dick steadily. “Sit you
down, doctor. Honest folk like you and me and Phoebe wasn’t made to
quarrel for want of looking a thing all round. My sister she hasn’t
looked it all round, and I have. Come, Pheeb, ‘tis no use your blinding
yourself. How was the poor doctor to know your husband is a blackguard?”

“He is not a blackguard. How dare you say that to my face?”

“He is a blackguard, and always was. And now he is a thief to boot. He
has stolen those diamonds; you know that very well.”

“Gently, Mr. Dale; you forget: they are as much his as mine.”

“Well, and if half a sheep is mine, and I take the whole and sell him,
and keep the money, what is that but stealing? Why, I wonder at you,
Pheeb. You was always honest yourself, and yet you see the doctor robbed
by your man, and that does not trouble you. What has he done to deserve
it? He has been a good friend to us. He has put us on the road. We did
little more than keep the pot boiling before he came--well, yes, we
stored grain; but whose advice has turned that grain to gold, I might
say? Well, what’s his offence? He trusted the diamonds to your man, and
sent him to you. Is he the first honest man that has trusted a rogue?
How was he to know? Likely he judged the husband by the wife. Answer me
one thing, Pheeb. If he makes away with fifteen hundred pounds that
is his, or partly yours--for he has eaten your bread ever since I knew
him--and fifteen hundred more that is the doctor’s, where shall we find
fifteen hundred pounds, all in a moment, to pay the doctor back his

“My honest friend,” said Staines, “you are tormenting yourself with
shadows. I don’t believe Mr. Falcon will wrong me of a shilling; and,
if he does, I shall quietly repay myself out of the big diamond. Yes, my
dear friends, I did not throw away your horse, nor your rifle, nor your
money: I gave them all, and the lion’s skin--I gave them all--for this.”

And he laid the big diamond on the table.

It was as big as a walnut, and of the purest water.

Dick Dale glanced at it stupidly. Phoebe turned her back on it, with a
cry of horror, and then came slowly round by degrees; and her eyes were
fascinated by the royal gem.

“Yes,” said Staines sadly, “I had to strip myself of all to buy it, and,
when I had got it, how proud I was, and how happy I thought we should
all be over it, for it is half yours, half mine. Yes, Mr. Dale, there
lies six thousand pounds that belong to Mrs. Falcon.”

“Six thousand pounds!” cried Dick.

“I’m sure of it. And so, if your suspicions are correct, and poor Falcon
should yield to a sudden temptation, and spend all that money, I shall
just coolly deduct it from your share of this wonderful stone: so make
your mind easy. But no; if Falcon is really so wicked as to desert his
happy home, and so mad as to spend thousands in a month or two, let us
go and save him.”

“That is my business,” said Phoebe. “I am going in the mail-cart

“Well, you won’t go alone,” said Dick.

“Mrs. Falcon,” said Staines imploringly, “let me go with you.”

“Thank you, sir. My brother can take care of me.”

“Me! You had better not take me. If I catch hold of him, by --- I’ll
break his neck, or his back, or his leg, or something; he’ll never run
away from you again, if I lay hands on him,” replied Dick.

“I’ll go alone. You are both against me.”

“No, Mrs. Falcon; I am not,” said Staines. “My heart bleeds for you.”

“Don’t you demean yourself, praying her,” said Dick. “It’s a public
conveyance: you have no need to ask HER leave.”

“That is true: I can’t hinder folk from going to Cape Town the same
day,” said Phoebe sullenly.

“If I might presume to advise, I would take little Tommy.”

“What! all that road? Do you want me to lose my child, as well as my

“O Mrs. Falcon!”

“Don’t speak to her, doctor, to get your nose snapped off. Give her
time. She’ll come to her senses before she dies.”

Next day Mrs. Falcon and Staines started for Cape Town. Staines paid
her every attention, when opportunity offered. But she was sullen and
gloomy, and held no converse with him.

He landed her at an inn, and then told her he would go at once to the
jeweller’s. He asked her piteously would she lend him a pound or two to
prosecute his researches. She took out her purse, without a word, and
lent him two pounds.

He began to scour the town: the jewellers he visited could tell him
nothing. At last he came to a shop, and there he found Mrs. Falcon
making her inquiries independently. She said coldly, “You had better
come with me, and get your money and things.”

She took him to the bank--it happened to be the one she did business
with--and said, “This is Dr. Christie, come for his money and jewels.”

There was some demur at this; but the cashier recognized him, and Phoebe
making herself responsible, the money and jewels were handed over.

Staines whispered Phoebe, “Are you sure the jewels are mine?”

“They were found on you, sir.”

Staines took them, looking confused. He did not know what to think. When
they got into the street again, he told her it was very kind of her to
think of his interest at all.

No answer: she was not going to make friends with him over such a trifle
as that.

By degrees, however, Christopher’s zeal on her behalf broke the ice; and
besides, as the search proved unavailing, she needed sympathy; and he
gave it her, and did not abuse her husband as Dick Dale did.

One day, in the street, after a long thought, she said to him, “Didn’t
you say, sir, you gave him a letter for me?”

“I gave him two letters; one of them was to you.”

“Could you remember what you said in it?”

“Perfectly. I begged you, if you should go to England, to break the
truth to my wife. She is very excitable; and sudden joy has killed ere
now. I gave you particular instructions.”

“And you were very wise. But whatever could make you think I would go to

“He told me you only wanted an excuse.”


“When he told me that, I caught at it, of course. It was all the world
to me to get my Rosa told by such a kind, good, sensible friend as you;
and, Mrs. Falcon, I had no scruple about troubling you, because I knew
the stones would sell for at least a thousand pounds more in England
than here, and that would pay your expenses.”

“I see, sir; I see. ‘Twas very natural: you love your wife.”

“Better than my life.”

“And he told you I only wanted an excuse to go to England?”

“He did, indeed. It was not true?”

“It was anything but true. I had suffered so in England; I had been so
happy here: too happy to last. Ah! well, it is all over. Let us think
of the matter in hand. Sure that was not the only letter you gave my
husband? Didn’t you write to HER?”

“Of course I did; but that was enclosed to you, and not to be given to
her until you had broken the joyful news to her. Yes, Mrs. Falcon, I
wrote and told her everything: my loss at sea; how I was saved,
after, by your kindness. Our journeys, from Cape Town, and then to the
diggings; my sudden good fortune, my hopes, my joy--O my poor Rosa! and
now I suppose she will never get it. It is too cruel of him. I shall
go home by the next steamer. I CAN’T stay here any longer, for you or
anybody. Oh, and I enclosed my ruby ring that she gave me, for I thought
she might not believe you without that.”

“Let me think,” said Phoebe, turning ashy pale. “For mercy’s sake, let
me think!

“He has read both those letters, sir.

“She will never see hers: any more than I shall see mine.”

She paused again, thinking harder and harder.

“We must take two places in the next mail steamer. I must look after my


Mrs. Falcon’s bitter feeling against Dr. Staines did not subside; it
merely went out of sight a little. They were thrown together by potent
circumstances, and in a manner connected by mutual obligations; so
an open rupture seemed too unnatural. Still Phoebe was a woman, and,
blinded by her love for her husband, could not forgive the innocent
cause of their present unhappy separation; though the fault lay entirely
with Falcon.

Staines took her on board the steamer, and paid her every attention. She
was also civil to him; but it was a cold and constrained civility.

About a hundred miles from land the steamer stopped, and the passengers
soon learned there was something wrong with her machinery. In fact,
after due consultation, the captain decided to put back.

This irritated and distressed Mrs. Falcon so that the captain, desirous
to oblige her, hailed a fast schooner, that tacked across her bows, and
gave Mrs. Falcon the option of going back with him, or going on in the
schooner, with whose skipper he was acquainted.

Staines advised her on no account to trust to sails, when she could have
steam with only a delay of four or five days; but she said, “Anything
sooner than go back. I can’t, I can’t on such an errand.”

Accordingly she was put on board the schooner, and Staines, after some
hesitation, felt bound to accompany her.

It proved a sad error. Contrary winds assailed them the very next day,
and with such severity that they had repeatedly to lie to.

On one of these occasions, with a ship reeling under them like a restive
horse, and the waves running mountains high, poor Phoebe’s terrors
overmastered both her hostility and her reserve. “Doctor,” said she, “I
believe ‘tis God’s will we shall never see England. I must try and die
more like a Christian than I have lived, forgiving all who have wronged
me, and you, that have been my good friend and my worst enemy, but you
did not mean it. Sir, what has turned me against you so--your wife was
my husband’s sweetheart before he married me.”

“My wife your husband’s--you are dreaming.”

“Nay, sir, once she came to my shop, and I saw directly I was nothing to
him, and he owned it all to me; he had courted her, and she jilted him;
so he said. Why should he tell me a lie about that? I’d lay my life ‘tis
true. And now you have sent him to her your own self; and, at sight of
her, I shall be nothing again. Well, when this ship goes down, they can
marry, and I hope he will be happy, happier than I can make him, that
tried my best, God knows.”

This conversation surprised Staines not a little. However, he said, with
great warmth, it was false. His wife had danced and flirted with some
young gentleman at one time, when there was a brief misunderstanding
between him and her, but sweetheart she had never had, except him. He
courted her fresh from school. “Now, my good soul,” said he, “make your
mind easy; the ship is a good one, and well handled, and in no danger
whatever, and my wife is in no danger from your husband. Since you and
your brother tell me that he is a villain, I am bound to believe you.
But my wife is an angel. In our miserable hour of parting, she vowed
not to marry again, should I be taken from her. Marry again! what am I
talking of? Why, if he visits her at all, it will be to let her know I
am alive, and give her my letter. Do you mean to tell me she will listen
to vows of love from him, when her whole heart is in rapture for me?
Such nonsense!”

This burst of his did not affront her, and did not comfort her.

At last the wind abated; and after a wearisome calm, a light breeze
came, and the schooner crept homeward.

Phoebe restrained herself for several days; but at last she came back to
the subject; this time it was in an apologetic tone at starting. “I know
you think me a foolish woman,” she said; “but my poor Reginald could
never resist a pretty face; and she is so lovely; and you should have
seen how he turned when she came in to my place. Oh, sir, there has been
more between them than you know of; and when I think that he will
have been in England so many months before we get there, oh, doctor,
sometimes I feel as I should go mad; my head it is like a furnace, and
see, my brow is all wrinkled again.”

Then Staines tried to comfort her; assured her she was tormenting
herself idly; her husband would perhaps have spent some of the diamond
money on his amusement; but what if he had? he should deduct it out of
the big diamond, which was also their joint property, and the loss would
hardly be felt. “As to my wife, madam, I have but one anxiety; lest
he should go blurting it out that I am alive, and almost kill her with

“He will not do that, sir. He is no fool.”

“I am glad of it; for there is nothing else to fear.”

“Man, I tell you there is everything to fear. You don’t know him as I
do; nor his power over women.”

“Mrs. Falcon, are you bent on affronting me?”

“No, sir; Heaven forbid!”

“Then please to close this subject forever. In three weeks we shall be
in England.”

“Ay; but he has been there six months.”

He bowed stiffly to her, went to his cabin, and avoided the poor foolish
woman as much as he could without seeming too unkind.


Mrs. Staines made one or two movements--to stop Lord Tadcaster--with
her hand, that expressive feature with which, at such times, a sensitive
woman can do all but speak.

When at last he paused for her reply, she said, “Me marry again! Oh! for

“Mrs. Staines--Rosa--you will marry again, some day.”

“Never. Me take another husband, after such a man as I have lost! I
should be a monster. Oh, Lord Tadcaster, you have been so kind to me; so
sympathizing. You made me believe you loved my Christopher, too; and now
you have spoiled all. It is too cruel.”

“Oh! Mrs. Staines, do you think me capable of feigning--don’t you see my
love for you has taken you by surprise? But how could I visit you--look
on you--hear you--mingle my regrets with yours; yours were the deepest,
of course; but mine were honest.”

“I believe it.” And she gave him her hand. He held it, and kissed it,
and cried over it, as the young will, and implored her, on his knees,
not to condemn herself to life-long widowhood, and him to despair.

Then she cried, too; but she was firm; and by degrees she made him see
that her heart was inaccessible.

Then at last he submitted with tearful eyes, but a valiant heart.

She offered friendship timidly.

But he was too much of a man to fall into that trap. “No,” he said: “I
could not, I could not. Love or nothing.”

“You are right,” said she, pityingly. “Forgive me. In my selfishness and
my usual folly, I did not see this coming on, or I would have spared you
this mortification.”

“Never mind that,” gulped the little earl. “I shall always be proud I
knew you, and proud I loved you, and offered you my hand.”

Then the magnanimous little fellow blessed her, and left her, and
discontinued his visits.

Mr. Lusignan found her crying, and got the truth out of her. He was in
despair. He remonstrated kindly, but firmly. Truth compels me to say
that she politely ignored him. He observed that phenomenon, and said,
“Very well then, I shall telegraph for Uncle Philip.”

“Do,” said the rebel. “He is always welcome.”

Philip, telegraphed, came down that evening; likewise his little black
bag. He found them in the drawing-room: papa with the Pall Mall Gazette,
Rosa seated, sewing, at a lamp. She made little Christie’s clothes
herself,--fancy that!

Having ascertained that the little boy was well, Philip, adroitly hiding
that he had come down torn with anxiety on that head, inquired with a
show of contemptuous indifference, whose cat was dead.

“Nobody’s,” said Lusignan crossly. Then he turned and pointed the
Gazette at his offspring. “Do you see that young lady stitching there so

Philip carefully wiped and then put on his spectacles.

“I see her,” said he. “She does look a little too innocent. None of them
are really so innocent as all that. Has she been swearing at the nurse,
and boxing her ears?”

“Worse than that. She has been and refused the Earl of Tadcaster.”

“Refused him--what! has that little monkey had the audacity?”

“The condescension, you mean. Yes.”

“And she has refused him?”

“And twenty thousand a year.”

“What immorality!”

“Worse. What absurdity!”

“How is it to be accounted for? Is it the old story? ‘I could never
love him.’ No; that’s inadequate; for they all love a title and twenty
thousand a year.”

Rosa sewed on all this time in demure and absolute silence.

“She ignores us,” said Philip. “It is intolerable. She does not
appreciate our politeness in talking at her. Let us arraign her before
our sacred tribunal, and have her into court. Now, mistress, the Senate
of Venice is assembled, and you must be pleased to tell us why you
refused a title and twenty thousand a year, with a small but symmetrical
earl tacked on.”

Rosa laid down her work, and said quietly, “Uncle, almost the last
words that passed between me and my Christopher, we promised each other
solemnly never to marry again till death should us part. You know
how deep my sorrow has been that I can find so few wishes of my lost
Christopher to obey. Well, to-day I have had an opportunity at last. I
have obeyed my own lost one; it has cost me a tear or two; but, for all
that, it has given me one little gleam of happiness. Ah, foolish woman,
that obeys too late!”

And with this the tears began to run.

All this seemed a little too high-flown to Mr. Lusignan. “There,” said
he, “see on what a straw her mind turns. So, but for that, you would
have done the right thing, and married the earl?”

“I dare say I should--at the time--to stop his crying.”

And with this listless remark she quietly took up her sewing again.

The sagacious Philip looked at her gravely. He thought to himself how
piteous it was to see so young and lovely a creature, that had given
up all hope of happiness for herself. These being his real thoughts,
he expressed himself as follows: “We had better drop this subject, sir.
This young lady will take us potent, grave, and reverend seignors out of
our depth, if we don’t mind.”

But the moment he got her alone he kissed her paternally, and said,
“Rosa, it is not lost on me, your fidelity to the dead. As years roll
on, and your deep wound first closes, then skins, then heals--”

“Ah, let me die first--”

“Time and nature will absolve you from that vow; but bless you for
thinking this can never be. Rosa, your folly of this day has made you my
heir; so never let money tempt you, for you have enough, and will have
more than enough when I go.”

He was as good as his word; altered his will next day, and made Rosa his
residuary legatee. When he had done this, foreseeing no fresh occasion
for his services, he prepared for a long visit to Italy. He was packing
up his things to go there, when he received a line from Lady Cicely
Treherne, asking him to call on her professionally. As the lady’s
servant brought it, he sent back a line to say he no longer practised
medicine, but would call on her as a friend in an hour’s time.

He found her reclining, the picture of lassitude. “How good of you to
come,” she drawled.

“What’s the matter?” said he brusquely.

“I wish to cawnsult you about myself. I think if anybody can brighten me
up, it is you. I feel such a languaw--such a want of spirit; and I get
palaa, and that is not desiwable.”

He examined her tongue and the white of her eye, and told her, in his
blunt way, she ate and drank too much.

“Excuse me, sir,” said she stiffly.

“I mean too often. Now, let’s see. Cup of tea in bed, of a morning?”


“Dinner at two?”

“We call it luncheon.”

“Are you a ventriloquist?”


“Then it is only your lips call it luncheon. Your poor stomach, could it
speak, would call it dinner. Afternoon tea?”


“At seven-thirty another dinner. Tea after that. Your afflicted stomach
gets no rest. You eat pastry?”

“I confess it.”

“And sugar in a dozen forms?”

She nodded.

“Well, sugar is poison to your temperament. Now I’ll set you up, if you
can obey. Give up your morning dram.”

“What dwam?”

“Tea in bed, before eating. Can’t you see that is a dram? Animal food
twice a day. No wine but a little claret and water; no pastry, no
sweets, and play battledore with one of your male subjects.”

“Battledaw! won’t a lady do for that?”

“No: you would get talking, and not play ad sudorem.”

“Ad sudawem! what is that?”

“In earnest.”

“And will sudawem and the west put me in better spiwits, and give me a

“It will incarnadine the lily, and make you the happiest young lady in
England, as you are the best.”

“I should like to be much happier than I am good, if we could manage it
among us.”

“We will manage it AMONG us; for if the diet allowed should not make you
boisterously gay, I have a remedy behind, suited to your temperament. I
am old-fashioned, and believe in the temperaments.”

“And what is that wemedy?”

“Try diet, and hard exercise, first.”

“Oh, yes; but let me know that wemedy.”

“I warn you it is what we call in medicine an heroic one.”

“Never mind. I am despewate.”

“Well, then, the heroic remedy--to be used only as a desperate resort,
mind--you must marry an Irishman.”

This took the lady’s breath away.

“Mawwy a nice man?”

“A nice man; no. That means a fool. Marry scientifically--a precaution
eternally neglected. Marry a Hibernian gentleman, a being as mercurial
as you are lymphatic.”


“Oh, hard words break no bones, ma’am.”

“No, sir. And it is very curious. No, I won’t tell you. Yes, I will. Hem
I--I think I have noticed one.”

“One what?”

“One Iwishman--dangling after me.”

“Then your ladyship has only to tighten the cord--and HE’S done for.”

Having administered this prescription, our laughing philosopher went
off to Italy, and there fell in with some countrymen to his mind, so he
accompanied them to Egypt and Palestine.

His absence, and Lord Tadcaster’s, made Rosa Staines’s life extremely
monotonous. Day followed day, and week followed week, each so unvarying,
that, on a retrospect, three months seemed like one day.

And I think at last youth and nature began to rebel, and secretly to
crave some little change or incident to ruffle the stagnant pool. Yet
she would not go into society, and would only receive two or three dull
people at the villa; so she made the very monotony which was beginning
to tire her, and nursed a sacred grief she had no need to nurse, it was
so truly genuine.

She was in this forlorn condition, when, one morning, a carriage drove
to the door, and a card was brought up to her--“Mr. Reginald Falcon.”

Falcon’s history, between this and our last advices, is soon disposed

When, after a little struggle with his better angel, he rode past his
wife’s gate, he intended, at first, only to go to Cape Town, sell the
diamonds, have a lark, and bring home the balance: but, as he rode
south, his views expanded. He could have ten times the fun in London,
and cheaper; since he could sell the diamonds for more money, and
also conceal the true price. This was the Bohemian’s whole mind in the
business. He had no designs whatever on Mrs. Staines, nor did he intend
to steal the diamonds, but to embezzle a portion of the purchase-money,
and enjoy the pleasures and vices of the capital for a few months;
then back to his milch cow, Phoebe, and lead a quiet life till the
next uncontrollable fit should come upon him along with the means of
satisfying it.

On the way, he read Staines’s letter to Mrs. Falcon, very carefully. He
never broke the seal of the letter to Mrs. Staines. That was to be given
her when he had broken the good news to her; and this he determined to
do with such skill, as should make Dr. Staines very unwilling to look
suspiciously or ill-naturedly into money accounts.

He reached London; and being a thorough egotist, attended first to his
own interests; he never went near Mrs. Staines until he had visited
every diamond merchant and dealer in the metropolis; he showed the small
stones to them all but he showed no more than one large stone to each.

At last he got an offer of twelve hundred pounds for the small stones,
and the same for the large yellow stone, and nine hundred pounds for the
second largest stone. He took this nine hundred pounds, and instantly
wrote to Phoebe, telling her he had a sudden inspiration to bring the
diamonds to England, which he could not regret, since he had never done
a wiser thing. He had sold a single stone for eight hundred pounds, and
had sent the doctor’s four hundred pounds to her account in Cape Town;
and as each sale was effected, the half would be so remitted. She would
see by that, he was wiser than in former days. He should only stay so
long as might be necessary to sell them all equally well. His own share
he would apply to paying off mortgages on the family estate, of which
he hoped some day to see her the mistress, or he would send it direct to
her, whichever she might prefer.

Now the main object of this artful letter was to keep Phoebe quiet, and
not have her coming after him, of which he felt she was very capable.

The money got safe to Cape Town, but the letter to Phoebe miscarried.
How this happened was never positively known; but the servant of the
lodging-house was afterwards detected cutting stamps off a letter; so
perhaps she had played that game on this occasion.

By this means, matters took a curious turn. Falcon, intending to lull
his wife into a false security, lulled himself into that state instead.

When he had taken care of himself, and got five hundred pounds to play
the fool with, then he condescended to remember his errand of mercy; and
he came down to Gravesend, to see Mrs. Staines.

On the road, he gave his mind seriously to the delicate and dangerous
task. It did not, however, disquiet him as it would you, sir, or you,
madam. He had a great advantage over you. He was a liar--a smooth,
ready, accomplished liar--and he knew it.

This was the outline he had traced in his mind: he should appear very
subdued and sad; should wear an air of condolence. But, after a while,
should say, “And yet men have been lost like that, and escaped. A man
was picked up on a raft in those very latitudes, and brought into Cape
Town. A friend of mine saw him, months after, at the hospital. His
memory was shaken--could not tell his name; but in other respects he was
all right again.”

If Mrs. Staines took fire at this, he would say his friend knew all the
particulars, and he would ask him, and so leave that to rankle till next
visit. And having planted his germ of hope, he would grow it, and water
it, by visits and correspondence, till he could throw off the mask, and
say he was convinced Staines was alive: and from that, by other degrees,
till he could say, on his wife’s authority, that the man picked up at
sea, and cured at her house, was the very physician who had saved her
brother’s life: and so on to the overwhelming proof he carried in the
ruby ring and the letter.

I am afraid the cunning and dexterity, the subtlety and tact required,
interested him more in the commission than did the benevolence. He
called, sent up his card, and composed his countenance for his part,
like an actor at the Wing.

“Not at home.”

He stared with amazement.

The history of a “Not at home” is not, in general, worth recording: but
this is an exception.

On receiving Falcon’s card, Mrs. Staines gave a little start, and
colored faintly. She instantly resolved not to see him. What! the man
she had flirted with, almost jilted, and refused to marry--he dared to
be alive when her Christopher was dead, and had come there to show her
HE was alive!

She said “Not at home” with a tone of unusual sharpness and decision,
which left the servant in no doubt he must be equally decided at the
hall door.

Falcon received the sudden freezer with amazement. “Nonsense,” said he.
“Not at home at this time of the morning--to an old friend!”

“Not at home,” said the man doggedly.

“Oh, very well,” said Falcon with a bitter sneer, and returned to

He felt sure she was at home; and being a tremendous egotist, he said,
“Oh! all right. If she would rather not know her husband is alive, it
is all one to me;” and he actually took no more notice of her for a full
week, and never thought of her, except to chuckle over the penalty she
was paying for daring to affront his vanity.

However, Sunday came; he saw a dull day before him, and so he relented,
and thought he would give her another trial.

He went down to Gravesend by boat, and strolled towards the villa.

When he was about a hundred yards from the villa, a lady, all in black,
came out with a nurse and child.

Falcon knew her figure all that way off, and it gave him a curious
thrill that surprised him. He followed her, and was not very far behind
her when she reached the church. She turned at the porch, kissed the
child earnestly, and gave the nurse some directions; then entered the

“Come,” said Falcon, “I’ll have a look at her, any way.”

He went into the church, and walked up a side aisle to a pillar, from
which he thought he might be able to see the whole congregation; and,
sure enough, there she sat, a few yards from him. She was lovelier than
ever. Mind had grown on her face with trouble. An angelic expression
illuminated her beauty; he gazed on her, fascinated. He drank and drank
her beauty two mortal hours, and when the church broke up, and she went
home, he was half afraid to follow her, for he felt how hard it would
be to say anything to her but that the old love had returned on him with
double force.

However, having watched her home, he walked slowly to and fro composing
himself for the interview.

He now determined to make the process of informing her a very long one:
he would spin it out, and so secure many a sweet interview with her:
and, who knows? he might fascinate her as she had him, and ripen
gratitude into love, as he understood that word.

He called, he sent in his card. The man went in, and came back with a
sonorous “Not at home.”

“Not at home? nonsense. Why, she is just come in from church.”

“Not at home,” said the man, evidently strong in his instructions.

Falcon turned white with rage at this second affront. “All the worse for
her,” said he, and turned on his heel.

He went home, raging with disappointment and wounded vanity, and--since
such love as his is seldom very far from hate--he swore she should never
know from him that her husband was alive. He even moralized. “This comes
of being so unselfish,” said he. “I’ll give that game up forever.”

By and by, a mere negative revenge was not enough for him, and he set
his wits to work to make her smart.

He wrote to her from his lodgings:--

DEAR MADAM,--What a pity you are never at home to me. I had something to
say about your husband, that I thought might interest you.

Yours truly,


Imagine the effect of this abominable note. It was like a rock flung
into a placid pool. It set Rosa trembling all over. What could he mean?

She ran with it to her father, and asked him what Mr. Falcon could mean.

“I have no idea,” said he. “You had better ask him, not me.”

“I am afraid it is only to get to see me. You know he admired me once.
Ah, how suspicious I am getting.”

Rosa wrote to Falcon:--

DEAR SIR,--Since my bereavement I see scarcely anybody. My servant did
not know you; so I hope you will excuse me. If it is too much trouble to
call again, would you kindly explain your note to me?

Yours respectfully,


Falcon chuckled bitterly over this. “No, my lady,” said he. “I’ll serve
you out. You shall run after me like a little dog. I have got the bone
that will draw you.”

He wrote back coldly to say that the matter he had wished to communicate
was too delicate and important to put on paper; that he would try and
get down to Gravesend again some day or other, but was much occupied,
and had already put himself to inconvenience. He added, in a postscript,
that he was always at home from four to five.

Next day he got hold of the servant, and gave her minute instructions,
and a guinea.

Then the wretch got some tools and bored a hole in the partition wall of
his sitting-room. The paper had large flowers. He was artist enough
to conceal the trick with water-colors. In his bed-room the hole came
behind the curtains.

That very afternoon, as he had foreseen, Mrs. Staines called on him. The
maid, duly instructed, said Mr. Falcon was out, but would soon return,
and could she wait his return? The maid being so very civil, Mrs.
Staines said she would wait a little while, and was immediately ushered
into Falcon’s sitting-room. There she sat down; but was evidently ill at
ease, restless, flushed. She could not sit quiet, and at last began to
walk up and down the room, almost wildly. Her beautiful eyes glittered,
and the whole woman seemed on fire. The caitiff, who was watching her,
saw and gloated on all this, and enjoyed to the full her beauty and
agitation, and his revenge for her “Not at homes.”

But after a long time, there was a reaction: she sat down and uttered
some plaintive sounds inarticulate, or nearly; and at last she began to

Then it cost Falcon an effort not to come in and comfort her; but he
controlled himself and kept quiet.

She rang the bell. She asked for writing paper, and she wrote her unseen
tormentor a humble note, begging him, for old acquaintance, to call on
her, and tell her what his mysterious words meant that had filled her
with agitation.

This done, she went away, with a deep sigh, and Falcon emerged, and
pounced upon her letter.

He kissed it; he read it a dozen times: he sat down where she had sat,
and his base passion overpowered him. Her beauty, her agitation, her
fear, her tears, all combined to madden him, and do the devil’s work
in his false, selfish heart, so open to violent passions, so dead to

For once in his life he was violently agitated, and torn by conflicting
feelings: he walked about the room more wildly than his victim had; and
if it be true that, in certain great temptations, good and bad angels
fight for a man, here you might have seen as fierce a battle of that
kind as ever was.

At last he rushed out into the air, and did not return till ten o’clock
at night. He came back pale and haggard, and with a look of crime upon
his face.

True Bohemian as he was, he sent for a pint of brandy.

So then the die was cast, and something was to be done that called for

He bolted himself in, and drank a wine-glass of it neat; then another;
then another.

Now his pale cheek is flushed, and his eye glitters. Drink forever!
great ruin of English souls as well as bodies.

He put the poker in the fire, and heated it red hot.

He brought Staines’s letter, and softened the sealing-wax with the hot
poker; then with his pen-knife made a neat incision in the wax, and
opened the letter. He took out the ring, and put it carefully away. Then
he lighted a cigar, and read the letter, and studied it. Many a man,
capable of murder in heat of passion, could not have resisted the pathos
of this letter. Many a Newgate thief, after reading it, would have felt
such pity for the loving husband who had suffered to the verge of death,
and then to the brink of madness, and for the poor bereaved wife, that
he would have taken the letter down to Gravesend that very night, though
he picked two fresh pockets to defray the expenses of the road.

But this was an egotist. Good nature had curbed his egotism a little
while; but now vanity and passion had swept away all unselfish feelings,
and the pure egotist alone remained.

Now, the pure egotist has been defined as a man who will burn down his
NEIGHBOR’S house to cook HIMSELF an egg. Murder is but egotism carried
out to its natural climax. What is murder to a pure egotist, especially
a brandied one?

I knew an egotist who met a female acquaintance in Newhaven village. She
had a one-pound note, and offered to treat him. She changed this note to
treat him. Fish she gave him, and much whiskey. Cost her four shillings.
He ate and drank with her, at her expense; and his aorta, or principal
blood-vessel, being warmed with her whiskey, he murdered her for the
change, the odd sixteen shillings.

I had the pleasure of seeing that egotist hung, with these eyes. It was
a slice of luck that, I grieve to say, has not occurred again to me.

So much for a whiskied egotist.

His less truculent but equally remorseless brother in villany, the
brandied egotist, Falcon, could read that poor husband’s letter without
blenching; the love and the anticipations of rapture, these made him
writhe a little with jealousy, but they roused not a grain of pity. He
was a true egotist, blind, remorseless.

In this, his true character, he studied the letter profoundly, and
mastered all the facts, and digested them well.

All manner of diabolical artifices presented themselves to his brain,
barren of true intellect, yet fertile in fraud; in that, and all low
cunning and subtlety, far more than a match for Solomon or Bacon.

His sinister studies were pursued far into the night. Then he went to
bed, and his unbounded egotism gave him the sleep a grander criminal
would have courted in vain on the verge of a monstrous and deliberate

Next day he went to a fashionable tailor, and ordered a complete suit of
black. This was made in forty-eight hours; the interval was spent mainly
in concocting lies to be incorporated with the number of minute facts he
had gained from Staines’s letter, and in making close imitations of his

Thus armed, and crammed with more lies than the “Menteur” of Corneille,
but not such innocent ones, he went down to Gravesend, all in deep
mourning, with crape round his hat.

He presented himself at the villa.

The servant was all obsequiousness. Yes, Mrs. Staines received few
visitors; but she was at home to HIM. He even began to falter excuses.
“Nonsense,” said Falcon, and slipped a sovereign into his hand; “you are
a good servant, and obey orders.”

The servant’s respect doubled, and he ushered the visitor into the
drawing-room, as one whose name was a passport. “Mr. Reginald Falcon,

Mrs. Staines was alone. She rose to meet him. Her color came and went,
her full eye fell on him, and took in all at a glance--that he was all
in black, and that he had a beard, and looked pale, and ill at ease.

Little dreaming that this was the anxiety of a felon about to take the
actual plunge into a novel crime, she was rather prepossessed by it. The
beard gave him dignity, and hid his mean, cruel mouth. His black suit
seemed to say he, too, had lost some one dear to him; and that was a
ground of sympathy.

She received him kindly, and thanked him for taking the trouble to come
again. She begged him to be seated; and then, womanlike, she waited for
him to explain.

But he was in no hurry, and waited for her. He knew she would speak if
he was silent.

She could not keep him waiting long. “Mr. Falcon,” said she, hesitating
a little, “you have something to say to me about him I have lost.”

“Yes,” said he softly. “I have something I could say, and I think I
ought to say it; but I am afraid: because I don’t know what will be the
result. I fear to make you more unhappy.”

“Me! more unhappy? Me, whose dear husband lies at the bottom of the
ocean. Other poor wounded creatures have the wretched comfort of knowing
where he lies--of carrying flowers to his tomb. But I--oh, Mr. Falcon, I
am bereaved of all: even his poor remains lost,--lost”--she could say no

Then that craven heart began to quake at what he was doing; quaked, yet
persevered; but his own voice quivered, and his cheek grew ashy pale.
No wonder. If ever God condescended to pour lightning on a skunk, surely
now was the time.

Shaking and sweating with terror at his own act, he stammered out,
“Would it be the least comfort to you to know that you are not denied
that poor consolation? Suppose he died not so miserably as you think?
Suppose he was picked up at sea, in a dying state?”


“Suppose he lingered, nursed by kind and sympathizing hands, that almost
saved him? Suppose he was laid in hallowed ground, and a great many
tears shed over his grave?”

“Ah, that would indeed be a comfort. And it was to say this you came. I
thank you. I bless you. But, my good, kind friend, you are deceived. You
don’t know my husband. You never saw him. He perished at sea.”

“Will it be kind or unkind, to tell you why I think he died as I tell
you, and not at sea?”

“Kind, but impossible. You deceive yourself. Ah, I see. You found some
poor sufferer, and were good to him; but it was not my poor Christie.
Oh, if it were, I should worship you. But I thank you as it is. It was
very kind to want to give me this little, little crumb of comfort; for
I know I did not behave well to you, sir: but you are generous, and have
forgiven a poor heart-broken creature, that never was very wise.”

He gave her time to cry, and then said to her, “I only wanted to be sure
it WOULD be any comfort to you. Mrs. Staines, it is true I did not
even know his name; nor yours. When I met, in this very room, the great
disappointment that has saddened my own life, I left England directly. I
collected funds, went to Natal, and turned land-owner and farmer. I have
made a large fortune, but I need not tell you I am not happy. Well,
I had a yacht, and sailing from Cape Town to Algoa Bay, I picked up
a raft, with a dying man on it. He was perishing from exhaustion and
exposure. I got a little brandy between his lips, and kept him alive. I
landed with him at once: and we nursed him on shore. We had to be very
cautious. He improved. We got him to take egg-flip. He smiled on us at
first, and then he thanked us. I nursed him day and night for ten days.
He got much stronger. He spoke to me, thanked me again and again, and
told me his name was Christopher Staines. He told me that he should
never get well. I implored him to have courage. He said he did not want
for courage; but nature had been tried too hard. We got so fond of each
other. Oh!”--and the caitiff pretended to break down; and his feigned
grief mingled with Rosa’s despairing sobs.

He made an apparent effort, and said, “He spoke to me of his wife, his
darling Rosa. The name made me start, but I could not know it was
you. At last he was strong enough to write a few lines, and he made me
promise to take them to his wife.”

“Ah!” said Rosa. “Show them me.”

“I will.”

“This moment.” And her hands began to work convulsively.

“I cannot,” said Falcon. “I have not brought them with me.”

Rosa cast a keen eye of suspicion and terror on him. His not bringing
the letter seemed monstrous; and so indeed it was. The fact is, the
letter was not written.

Falcon affected not to notice her keen look. He flowed on, “The address
he put on that letter astonished me. ‘Kent Villa.’ Of course I knew Kent
Villa: and he called you ‘Rosa.’”

“How could you come to me without that letter?” cried Rosa, wringing her
hands. “How am I to know? It is all so strange, so incredible.”

“Don’t you believe me?” said Falcon sadly. “Why should I deceive you?
The first time I came down to tell you all this, I did not KNOW who Mrs.
Staines was. I suspected; but no more. The second time I saw you in the
church, and then I knew; and followed you to try and tell you all this;
and you were not at home to me.”

“Forgive me,” said Rosa carelessly: then earnestly, “The letter! when
can I see it?”

“I will send, or bring it.”

“Bring it! I am in agony till I see it. Oh, my darling! my darling!
It can’t be true. It was not my Christie. He lies in the depths of the
ocean. Lord Tadcaster was in the ship, and he says so; everybody says

“And I say he sleeps in hallowed ground, and these hands laid him

Rosa lifted her hands to heaven, and cried piteously, “I don’t know what
to think. You would not willingly deceive me. But how can this be?
Oh, Uncle Philip, why are you away from me? Sir, you say he gave you a


“Oh, why, why did you not bring it?”

“Because he told me the contents; and I thought he prized my poor
efforts too highly. It did not occur to me you would doubt my word.”

“Oh, no: no more I do: but I fear it was not my Christie.”

“I’ll go for the letter at once, Mrs. Staines.”

“Oh, thank you! Bless you! Yes, this minute!”

The artful rogue did not go; never intended.

He rose TO GO; but had a sudden inspiration; very sudden, of course.
“Had he nothing about him you could recognize him by?”

“Yes, he had a ring I gave him.”

Falcon took a black-edged envelope out of his pocket.

“A ruby ring,” said she, beginning to tremble at his quiet action.

“Is that it?” and he handed her a ruby ring.


Mrs. Staines uttered a sharp cry and seized the ring. Her eyes dilated
over it, and she began to tremble in every limb; and at last she sank
slowly back, and her head fell on one side like a broken lily. The
sudden sight of the ring overpowered her almost to fainting.

Falcon rose to call for assistance; but she made him a feeble motion not
to do so.

She got the better of her faintness, and then she fell to kissing the
ring, in an agony of love, and wept over it, and still held it, and
gazed at it through her blinding tears.

Falcon eyed her uneasily.

But he soon found he had nothing to fear. For a long time she seemed
scarcely aware of his presence; and when she noticed him, it was to
thank him, almost passionately.

“It was my Christie you were so good to: may Heaven bless you for it:
and you will bring me his letter, will you not?”

“Of course I will.”

“Oh, do not go yet. It is all so strange: so sad. I seem to have lost
my poor Christie again, since he did not die at sea. But no, I am
ungrateful to God, and ungrateful to the kind friend that nursed him to
the last. Ah, I envy you that. Tell me all. Never mind my crying. I
have seen the time I could not cry. It was worse then than now. I shall
always cry when I speak of him, ay, to my dying day. Tell me, tell me

Her passion frightened the egotist, but did not turn him. He had gone
too far. He told her that, after raising all their hopes, Dr. Staines
had suddenly changed for the worse, and sunk rapidly; that his last
words had been about her, and he had said, “My poor Rosa, who will
protect her?” That, to comfort him, he had said he would protect her.
Then the dying man had managed to write a line or two, and to address
it. Almost his last words had been, “Be a father to my child.”

“That is strange.”

“You have no child? Then it must have been you he meant. He spoke of you
as a child more than once.”

“Mr. Falcon, I have a child; but born since I lost my poor child’s

“Then I think he knew it. They say that dying men can see all over
the world: and I remember, when he said it, his eyes seemed fixed very
strangely, as if on something distant. Oh, how wonderful all this is.
May I see his child, to whom I promised”--

The artist in lies left his sentence half completed.

Rosa rang, and sent for her little boy.

Mr. Falcon admired his beauty, and said quietly, “I shall keep my vow.”

He then left her, with a promise to come back early next morning with
the letter.

She let him go only on those conditions.

As soon as her father came in, she ran to him with this strange story.

“I don’t believe it,” said he. “It is impossible.”

She showed him the proof, the ruby ring.

Then he became very uneasy, and begged her not to tell a soul. He did
not tell her the reason, but he feared the insurance office would hear
of it, and require proofs of Christopher’s decease, whereas they had
accepted it without a murmur, on the evidence of Captain Hamilton and
the Amphitrite’s log-book.

As for Falcon, he went carefully through Staines’s two letters, and
wherever he found a word that suited his purpose, he traced it by the
usual process, and so, in the course of a few hours, he concocted a
short letter, all the words in which, except three, were facsimiles,
only here and there a little shaky; the three odd words he had
to imitate by observation of the letters. The signature he got to
perfection by tracing.

He inserted this letter in the original envelope, and sealed it very
carefully, so as to hide that the seal had been tampered with.

Thus armed, he went down to Gravesend. There he hired a horse and rode
to Kent Villa.

Why he hired a horse, he knew how hard it is to forge handwriting, and
he chose to have the means of escape at hand.

He came into the drawing-room, ghastly pale, and almost immediately gave
her the letter; then turned his back, feigning delicacy. In reality he
was quaking with fear lest she should suspect the handwriting. But the
envelope was addressed by Staines, and paved the way for the letter;
she was unsuspicious and good, and her heart cried out for her husband’s
last written words: at such a moment, what chance had judgment and
suspicion in an innocent and loving soul?

Her eloquent sighs and sobs soon told the caitiff he had nothing to

The letter ran thus:--

MY OWN ROSA,--All that a brother could do for a beloved brother, Falcon
has done. He nursed me night and day. But it is vain. I shall never see
you again in this world. I send you a protector, and a father to your
child. Value him. He has promised to be your stay on earth, and my
spirit shall watch over you.--To my last breath, your loving husband,


Falcon rose, and began to steal on tiptoe out of the room.

Rosa stopped him. “You need not go,” said she. “You are our friend. By
and by I hope I shall find words to thank you.”

“Pray let me retire a moment,” said the hypocrite. “A husband’s last
words: too sacred--a stranger:” and he went out into the garden. There
he found the nursemaid Emily, and the little boy.

He stopped the child, and made love to the nursemaid; showed her his
diamonds--he carried them all about him--told her he had thirty thousand
acres in Cape Colony, and diamonds on them; and was going to buy thirty
thousand more of the government. “Here, take one,” said he. “Oh, you
needn’t be shy. They are common enough on my estates. I’ll tell you
what, though, you could not buy that for less than thirty pounds at any
shop in London. Could she, my little duck? Never mind, it is no brighter
than her eyes. Now do you know what she will do with that, Master
Christie? She will give it to some duffer to put in a pin.”

“She won’t do nothing of the kind,” said Emily, flushing all over.
“She is not such a fool.” She then volunteered to tell him she had no
sweetheart, and did not trouble her head about young men at all. He
interpreted this to mean she was looking out for one. So do I.

“No sweetheart!” said he; “and the prettiest girl I have seen since I
landed: then I put in for the situation.”

Here, seeing the footman coming, he bestowed a most paternal kiss on
little Christie, and saying, “Not a word to John, or no more diamonds
from me;” he moved carefully away, leaving the girl all in a flutter
with extravagant hopes.

The next moment this wolf in the sheep-fold entered the drawing-room.
Mrs. Staines was not there. He waited, and waited, and began to get
rather uneasy, as men will who walk among pitfalls.

Presently the footman came to say that Mrs. Staines was with her father,
in his study, but she would come to him in five minutes.

This increased his anxiety. What! She was taking advice of an older
head. He began to be very seriously alarmed, and, indeed, had pretty
well made up his mind to go down and gallop off, when the door opened,
and Rosa came hastily in. Her eyes were very red with weeping. She came
to him with both hands extended to him; he gave her his, timidly.
She pressed them with such earnestness and power as he could not have
suspected; and thanked him, and blessed him, with such a torrent of
eloquence, that he hung his head with shame; and, being unable to face
it out, villain as he was, yet still artful to the core, he pretended to
burst out crying, and ran out of the room, and rode away.

He waited two days, and then called again. Rosa reproached him sweetly
for going before she had half thanked him.

“All the better,” said he. “I have been thanked a great deal too much
already. Who would not do his best for a dying countryman, and fight
night and day to save him for his wife and child at home? If I had
succeeded, then I would be greedy of praise: but now it makes me blush;
it makes me very sad.”

“You did your best,” said Rosa tearfully.

“Ah! that I did. Indeed, I was ill for weeks after, myself, through the
strain upon my mind, and the disappointment, and going so many nights
without sleep. But don’t let us talk of that.”

“Do you know what my darling says to me in my letter?”


“Would you like to see it?”

“Indeed I should; but I have no right.”

“Every right. It is the only mark of esteem, worth anything, I can show

She handed him the letter, and buried her own face in her hands.

He read it, and acted the deepest emotion.

He handed it back, without a word.


From this time Falcon was always welcome at Kent Villa. He fascinated
everybody in the house. He renewed his acquaintance with Mr. Lusignan,
and got asked to stay a week in the house. He showed Rosa and her
father the diamonds, and, the truth must be owned, they made Rosa’s eyes
sparkle for the first time this eighteen months. He insinuated rather
than declared his enormous wealth.

In reply to the old man’s eager questions, as the large diamonds lay
glittering on the table, and pointed every word, he said that a few
of his Hottentots had found these for him; he had made them dig on a
diamondiferous part of his estate, just by way of testing the matter;
and this was the result; this, and a much larger stone, for which he had
received eight thousand pounds from Posno.

“If I was a young man,” said Lusignan, “I would go out directly, and dig
on your estate.”

“I would not let you do anything so paltry,” said “le Menteur.” “Why, my
dear sir, there are no fortunes to be made by grubbing for diamonds; the
fortunes are made out of the diamonds, but not in that way. Now, I
have thirty thousand acres, and am just concluding a bargain for thirty
thousand more, on which I happen to know there are diamonds in a sly
corner. Well, of my thirty thousand tried acres, a hundred only are
diamondiferous. But I have four thousand thirty-foot claims leased at
ten shillings per month. Count that up.”

“Why, it is twenty-four thousand pounds a year.”

“Excuse me: you must deduct a thousand a year for the expenses of
collection. But this is only one phase of the business. I have a large
inn upon each of the three great routes from the diamonds to the coast;
and these inns are supplied with the produce of my own farms. Mark the
effect of the diamonds on property. My sixty thousand acres, which are
not diamondiferous, will very soon be worth as much as sixty thousand
English acres, say two pounds the acre per annum. That is under the
mark, because in Africa the land is not burdened with poor-rates,
tithes, and all the other iniquities that crush the English land-owner,
as I know to my cost. But that is not all, sir. Would you believe it?
even after the diamonds were declared, the people out there had so
little foresight that they allowed me to buy land all round Port
Elizabeth, Natal, and Cape Town, the three ports through which the world
get at the diamonds, and the diamonds get at the world. I have got a
girdle of land round those three outlets, bought by the acre; in two
years I shall sell it by the yard. Believe me, sir, English fortunes,
even the largest, are mere child’s play, compared with the colossal
wealth a man can accumulate, if he looks beyond these great discoveries
to their consequences, and lets others grub for him. But what is the use
of it all to me?” said this Bohemian, with a sigh. “I have no taste for
luxuries; no love of display. I have not even charity to dispense on a
large scale; for there are no deserving poor out there; and the poverty
that springs from vice, that I never will encourage.”

John heard nearly all this, and took it into the kitchen; and
henceforth Adoration was the only word for this prince of men, this rare
combination of the Adonis and the millionnaire.

He seldom held such discourses before Rosa; but talked her father into
an impression of his boundless wealth, and half reconciled him to Rosa’s
refusal of Lord Tadcaster, since here was an old suitor, who, doubtless,
with a little encouragement, would soon come on again.

Under this impression, Mr. Lusignan gave Falcon more than a little
encouragement, and, as Rosa did not resist, he became a constant visitor
at the villa, and was always there from Saturday to Monday.

He exerted all his art of pleasing, and he succeeded. He was welcome to
Rosa, and she made no secret of it.

Emily threw herself in his way, and had many a sly talk with him, while
he was pretending to be engaged with young Christie. He flattered her,
and made her sweet on him, but was too much in love with Rosa, after
his fashion, to flirt seriously with her. He thought he might want her
services: so he worked upon her after this fashion; asked her if she
would like to keep an inn.

“Wouldn’t I just?” said she frankly.

Then he told her that, if all went to his wish in England, she should be
landlady of one of his inns in the Cape Colony. “And you will get a good
husband out there directly,” said he. “Beauty is a very uncommon thing
in those parts. But I shall ask you to marry somebody who can help you
in the business--or not to marry at all.”

“I wish I had the inn,” said Emily. “Husbands are soon got when a girl
hasn’t her face only to look to.”

“Well, I promise you the inn,” said he, “and a good outfit of clothes,
and money in both pockets, if you will do me a good turn here in

“That I would, sir. But, laws, what can a poor girl like me do for a
rich gentleman like you?”

“Can you keep a secret, Emily?”

“Nobody better. You try me, sir.”

He looked at her well; saw she was one of those who could keep a secret,
if she chose, and he resolved to risk it.

“Emily, my girl,” said he sadly, “I am an unhappy man.”

“You, sir! Why, you didn’t ought to be.”

“I am then. I am in love; and cannot win her.”

Then he told the girl a pretty tender tale, that he had loved Mrs.
Staines when she was Miss Lusignan, had thought himself beloved in
turn, but was rejected; and now, though she was a widow, he had not the
courage to court her, her heart was in the grave. He spoke in such a
broken voice that the girl’s good-nature fought against her little pique
at finding how little he was smitten with HER, and Falcon soon found
means to array her cupidity on the side of her good-nature. He gave her
a five-pound note to buy gloves, and promised her a fortune, and she
undertook to be secret as the grave, and say certain things adroitly to
Mrs. Staines.

Accordingly, this young woman omitted no opportunity of dropping a word
in favor of Falcon. For one thing, she said to Mrs. Staines, “Mr. Falcon
must be very fond of children, ma’am. Why, he worships Master Christie.”

“Indeed! I have not observed that.”

“Why, no, ma’am. He is rather shy over it; but when he sees us alone, he
is sure to come to us, and say, ‘Let me look at my child, nurse;’ and
he do seem fit to eat him. Onst he says to me, ‘This boy is my heir,
nurse.’ What did he mean by that, ma’am?”

“I don’t know.”

“Is he any kin to you, ma’am?”

“None whatever. You must have misunderstood him. You should not repeat
all that people say.”

“No, ma’am; only I did think it so odd. Poor gentleman, I don’t think he
is happy, for all his money.”

“He is too good to be unhappy all his life.”

“So I think, ma’am.”

These conversations were always short, for Rosa, though she was too kind
and gentle to snub the girl, was also too delicate to give the least
encouragement to her gossip.

But Rosa’s was a mind that could be worked upon, and these short but
repeated eulogies were not altogether without effect.

At last the insidious Falcon, by not making his approaches in a way to
alarm her, acquired her friendship as well as her gratitude; and, in
short, she got used to him and liked him. Not being bound by any limit
of fact whatever, he entertained her, and took her out of herself
a little by extemporaneous pictures; he told her all his thrilling
adventures by flood and field, not one of which had ever occurred, yet
he made them all sound like truth; he invented strange characters, and
set them talking; he went after great whales, and harpooned one, which
slapped his boat into fragments with one stroke of its tail; then died,
and he hung on by the harpoon protruding from the carcass till a
ship came and picked him up. He shot a lion that was carrying off
his favorite Hottentot. He encountered another, wounded him with both
barrels, was seized, and dragged along the ground, and gave himself up
for lost, but kept firing his revolver down the monster’s throat till at
last he sickened him, and so escaped out of death’s maw; he did NOT say
how he had fired in the air, and ridden fourteen miles on end, at the
bare sight of a lion’s cub; but, to compensate that one reserve, plunged
into a raging torrent and saved a drowning woman by her long hair, which
he caught in his teeth; he rode a race on an ostrich against a friend on
a zebra, which went faster, but threw his rider, and screamed with rage
at not being able to eat him; he, Falcon, having declined to run unless
his friend’s zebra was muzzled. He fed the hungry, clothed the naked,
and shot a wild elephant in the eye; and all this he enlivened with
pictorial descriptions of no mean beauty, and as like South Africa as if
it had been feu George Robins advertising that continent for sale.

In short, never was there a more voluble and interesting liar by word of
mouth, and never was there a more agreeable creature interposed between
a bereaved widow and her daily grief and regrets. He diverted her mind
from herself, and did her good.

At last, such was the charm of infinite lying, she missed him on the
days he did not come, and was brighter when he did come and lie.

Things went smoothly, and so pleasantly, that he would gladly have
prolonged this form of courtship for a month or two longer, sooner than
risk a premature declaration. But more than one cause drove him to a
bolder course; his passion, which increased in violence by contact with
its beautiful object, and also a great uneasiness he felt at not hearing
from Phoebe. This silence was ominous. He and she knew each other, and
what the other was capable of. He knew she was the woman to cross the
seas after him, if Staines left the diggings, and any explanation took
place that might point to his whereabouts.

These double causes precipitated matters, and at last he began to throw
more devotion into his manner; and having so prepared her for a few
days, he took his opportunity and said, one day, “We are both unhappy.
Give me the right to console you.”

She colored high, and said, “You have consoled me more than all the
world. But there is a limit; always will be.”

One less adroit would have brought her to the point; but this artist
only sighed, and let the arrow rankle. By this means he out-fenced her;
for now she had listened to a declaration and not stopped it short.

He played melancholy for a day or two, and then he tried her another
way. He said, “I promised your dying husband to be your protector, and
a father to his child. I see but one way to keep my word, and that gives
me courage to speak--without that I never could. Rosa, I loved you years
ago, I am unmarried for your sake. Let me be your husband, and a father
to your child.”

Rosa shook her head. “I COULD not marry again. I esteem you, I am very
grateful to you: and I know I behaved ill to you before. If I could
marry again, it would be you. But I cannot. Oh, never! never!”

“Then we both are to be unhappy all our days.”

“I shall, as I ought to be. You will not, I hope. I shall miss you
sadly; but, for all that, I advise you to leave me. You will carry my
everlasting gratitude, go where you will; that and my esteem are all I
have to give.”

“I will go,” said he; “and I hope he who is gone will forgive my want of

“He who is gone took my promise never to marry again.”

“Dying men see clearer. I am sure he wished--no matter; it is too
delicate.” He kissed her hand and went out, a picture of dejection.

Mrs. Staines shed a tear for him.

Nothing was heard of him for several days; and Rosa pitied him more and
more, and felt a certain discontent with herself, and doubt whether she
had done right.

Matters were in this state, when one morning Emily came screaming in
from the garden, “The child!--Master Christie!--Where is he?--Where is

The house was alarmed. The garden searched, the adjoining paddock. The
child was gone.

Emily was examined, and owned, with many sobs and hysterical cries, that
she had put him down in the summer-house for a minute, while she went to
ask the gardener for some balm, balm tea being a favorite drink of hers.
“But there was nobody near that I saw,” she sobbed.

Further inquiry proved, however, that a tall gypsy woman had been seen
prowling about that morning; and suspicion instantly fastened on her.
Servants were sent out right and left; but nothing discovered; and the
agonized mother, terrified out of her wits, had Falcon telegraphed to

He came galloping down that very evening, and heard the story. He
galloped into Gravesend, and after seeing the police, sent word out he
should advertise. He placarded Gravesend with bills, offering a reward
of a thousand pounds, the child to be brought to him, and no questions

Meantime the police and many of the neighboring gentry came about the
miserable mother with their vague ideas.

Down comes Falcon again next day; tells what he has done, and treats
them all with contempt. “Don’t you be afraid, Mrs. Staines,” said he.
“You will get him back. I have taken the sure way. This sort of rogues
dare not go near the police, and the police can’t find them. You have no
enemies; it is only some woman that has fancied a beautiful child. Well,
she can have them by the score, for a thousand pounds.”

He was the only one with a real idea; the woman saw it, and clung to
him. He left late at night.

Next morning out came the advertisements, and he sent her a handful by
special messenger. His zeal and activity kept her bereaved heart from
utter despair.

At eleven that night came a telegraph:--

“I have got him. Coming down by special train.”

Then what a burst of joy and gratitude! The very walls of the house
seemed to ring with it as a harp rings with music. A special train, too!
he would not let the mother yearn all night.

At one in the morning he drove up with the child and a hired nurse.

Imagine the scene! The mother’s screams of joy, her furious kisses, her
cooing, her tears, and all the miracles of nature at such a time. The
servants all mingled with their employers in the general rapture, and
Emily, who was pale as death, cried and sobbed, and said, “Oh, ma’am,
I’ll never let him out of my sight again, no, not for one minute.”
 Falcon made her a signal, and went out. She met him in the garden.

She was much agitated, and cried, “Oh, you did well to bring him to-day.
I could not have kept it another hour. I’m a wretch.”

“You are a good kind girl; and here’s the fifty pounds I promised you.”

“Well, and I have earned it.”

“Of course you have. Meet me in the garden to-morrow morning, and I’ll
show you you have done a kind thing to your mistress, as well as me. And
as for the fifty pounds, that is NOTHING; do you hear? it is nothing at
all, compared with what I will do for you, if you will be true to me,
and hold your tongue.”

“Oh! as for that, my tongue shan’t betray you, nor shame ME. You are a
gentleman, and I do think you love her, or I would not help you.”

So she salved her nursemaid’s conscience--with the help of the fifty

The mother was left to her rapture that night. In the morning Falcon
told his tale.

“At two P.M. a man had called on him, and had produced one of his
advertisements, and had asked him if that was all square--no bobbies on
the lurk. ‘All square, my fine fellow.’ ‘Well,’ said he, ‘I suppose you
are a gentleman.’ ‘I am of that opinion too.’ ‘Well, sir,’ says he,
‘I know a party as has FOUND a young gent as comes werry nigh your
advertisement.’ ‘It will be a very lucky find to that party,’ I said,
‘if he is on the square.’ ‘Oh, WE are always on the square, when the
blunt is put down.’ ‘The blunt for the child, when you like, and where
you like,’ said I. ‘You are the right sort,’ said he. ‘I am,’ replied I.
‘Will you come and see if it is all right?’ said he. ‘In a minute,’ said
I. Stepped into my bedroom, and loaded my six-shooter.”

“What is that?” said Lusignan.

“A revolver with six barrels: by the by, the very same I killed the lion
with. Ugh! I never think of that scene without feeling a little quiver;
and my nerves are pretty good, too. Well, he took me into an awful part
of the town, down a filthy close, into some boozing ken--I beg pardon,
some thieves’ public-house.”

“Oh, my dear friend,” said Rosa, “were you not frightened?”

“Shall I tell you the truth, or play the hero? I think I’ll tell YOU the
truth. I felt a little frightened, lest they should get my money and my
life, without my getting my godson: that is what I call him now. Well,
two ugly dogs came in, and said, ‘Let us see the flimsies, before you
see the kid.’

“‘That is rather sharp practice, I think,’ said I; ‘however, here’s the
swag, and here’s the watch-dog.’ So I put down the notes, and my hand
over them with my revolver cocked, and ready to fire.”

“Yes, yes,” said Rosa pantingly. “Ah, you were a match for them.”

“Well, Mrs. Staines, if I was writing you a novel, I suppose I should
tell you the rogues recoiled; but the truth is they only laughed, and
were quite pleased. ‘Swell’s in earnest,’ said one, ‘Jem, show the
kid.’ Jem whistled, and in came a great tall black gypsy woman, with the
darling. My heart was in my mouth, but I would not let them see it. I
said, ‘It is all right. Take half the notes here, and half at the door.’
They agreed, and then I did it quick, walked to the door, took the
child, gave them the odd notes, and made off as fast as I could, hired a
nurse at the hospital--and the rest you know.”

“Papa,” said Rosa, with enthusiasm, “there is but one man in England who
would have got me back my child, and this is he.”

When they were alone, Falcon told her she had said words that gladdened
his very heart. “You admit I can carry out one half of his wishes?” said

Mrs. Staines said “Yes,” then colored high; then, to turn it off, said,
“But I cannot allow you to lose that large sum of money. You must let me
repay you.”

“Large sum of money!” said he. “It is no more to me than sixpence to
most people. I don’t know what to do with my money; and I never shall
know, unless you will make a sacrifice of your own feelings to the
wishes of the dead. O Mrs. Staines--Rosa, do pray consider that a man of
that wisdom sees the future, and gives wise advice. Sure am I that,
if you could overcome your natural repugnance to a second marriage, it
would be the best thing for your little boy--I love him already as if
he were my own--and in time would bring you peace and comfort, and some
day, years hence, even happiness. You are my only love; yet I should
never have come to you again if HE had not sent me. Do consider how
strange it all is, and what it points to, and don’t let me have the
misery of losing you again, when you can do no better now, alas! than
reward my fidelity.”

She was much moved at this artful appeal, and said, “If I was sure I was
obeying his will. But how can I feel that, when we both promised never
to wed again?”

“A man’s dying words are more sacred than any other. You have his

“Yes, but he does not say ‘marry again.’”

“That is what he meant, though.”

“How can you say that? How can you know?”

“Because I put the words he said to me together with that short line to
you. Mind, I don’t say that he did not exaggerate my poor merits; on the
contrary, I think he did. But I declare to you that he did hope I should
take care of you and your child. Right or wrong, it was his wish, so
pray do not deceive yourself on that point.”

This made more impression on her than anything else he could say, and
she said, “I promise you one thing, I will never marry any man but you.”

Instead of pressing her further, as an inferior artist would, he broke
into raptures, kissed her hand tenderly, and was in such high spirits,
and so voluble all day, that she smiled sweetly on him, and thought to
herself, “Poor soul! how happy I could make him with a word!”

As he was always watching her face--a practice he carried further than
any person living--he divined that sentiment, and wrought upon it so,
that at last he tormented her into saying she would marry him SOME DAY.

When he had brought her to that, he raged inwardly to think he had not
two years to work in; for it was evident she would marry him in time.
But no, it had taken him more than four months, close siege, to bring
her to that. No word from Phoebe. An ominous dread hung over his own
soul. His wife would be upon him, or, worse still, her brother Dick,
who he knew would beat him to a mummy on the spot; or, worst of all, the
husband of Rosa Staines, who would kill him, or fling him into a prison.
He MUST make a push.

In this emergency he used his ally, Mr. Lusignan; he told him Mrs.
Staines had promised to marry him, but at some distant date. This would
not do; he must look after his enormous interests in the colony, and he
was so much in love he could not leave her.

The old gentleman was desperately fond of Falcon, and bent on the match,
and he actually consented to give his daughter what Falcon called a
little push.

The little push was a very great one, I think.

It consisted in directing the clergyman to call in church the banns of
marriage between Reginald Falcon and Rosa Staines.

They were both in church together when this was done. Rosa all but
screamed, and then turned red as fire and white as a ghost, by turns.
She never stood up again all the service; and in going home refused
Falcon’s arm, and walked swiftly home by herself. Not that she had the
slightest intention of passing this monstrous thing by in silence. On
the contrary, her wrath was boiling over, and so hot that she knew she
should make a scene in the street if she said a word there.

Once inside the house she turned on Falcon, with a white cheek and a
flashing eye, and said, “Follow me, sir, if you please.” She led the
way to her father’s study. “Papa,” said she, “I throw myself on your
protection. Mr. Falcon has affronted me.”

“Oh, Rosa!” cried Falcon, affecting utter dismay.

“Publicly--publicly: he has had the banns of marriage cried in the
church, without my permission.”

“Don’t raise your voice so loud, child. All the house will hear you.”

“I choose all the house to hear me. I will not endure it. I will never
marry you now--never!”

“Rosa, my child,” said Lusignan, “you need not scold poor Falcon, for I
am the culprit. It was I who ordered the banns to be cried.”

“Oh! papa, you had no right to do such a thing as that.”

“I think I had. I exercised parental authority for once, and for your
good, and for the good of a true and faithful lover of yours, whom you
jilted once, and now you trifle with his affection and his interests.
He loves you too well to leave you; yet you know his vast estates and
interests require supervision.”

“That for his vast estates!” said Rosa contemptuously. “I am not to be
driven to the altar like this, when my heart is in the grave. Don’t
you do it again, papa, or I’ll get up and forbid the banns; affront for

“I should like to see that,” said the old gentleman dryly.

Rosa vouchsafed no reply, but swept out of the room, with burning cheeks
and glittering eyes, and was not seen all day, would not dine with them,
in spite of three humble, deprecating notes Falcon sent her.

“Let the spiteful cat alone,” said old Lusignan. “You and I will dine
together in peace and quiet.”

It was a dull dinner; but Falcon took advantage of the opportunity,
impregnated the father with his views, and got him to promise to have
the banns cried next Sunday. He consented.

Rosa learned next Sunday morning that this was to be done, and her
courage failed her. She did not go to church at all.

She cried a great deal, and submitted to violence, as your true women
are too apt to do. They had compromised her, and so conquered her. The
permanent feelings of gratitude and esteem caused a reaction after her
passion, and she gave up open resistance as hopeless.

Falcon renewed his visits, and was received with the mere sullen languor
of a woman who has given in.

The banns were cried a third time.

Then the patient Rosa bought laudanum enough to reunite her to her
Christopher, in spite of them all; and having provided herself with this
resource, became more cheerful, and even kind and caressing.

She declined to name the day at present, and that was awkward.
Nevertheless the conspirators felt sure they should tire her out into
doing that, before long; for they saw their way clear, and she was
perplexed in the extreme.

In her perplexity, she used to talk to a certain beautiful star she
called her Christopher. She loved to fancy he was now an inhabitant of
that bright star; and often on a clear night she would look up, and beg
for guidance from this star. This I consider foolish: but then I am old
and sceptical; she was still young and innocent, and sorely puzzled to
know her husband’s real will.

I don’t suppose the star had anything to do with it, except as a
focus of her thoughts; but one fine night, after a long inspection
of Christopher’s star, she dreamed a dream. She thought that a lovely
wedding-dress hung over a chair, that a crown of diamonds as large
as almonds sparkled ready for her on the dressing-table, and she was
undoing her black gown, and about to take it off, when suddenly the
diamonds began to pale, and the white satin dress to melt away, and
in its place there rose a pale face and a long beard, and Christopher
Staines stood before her, and said quietly, “Is this how you keep
your vow?” Then he sank slowly, and the white dress was black, and the
diamonds were jet; and she awoke, with his gentle words of remonstrance
and his very tones ringing in her ear.

This dream, co-operating with her previous agitation and misgivings,
shook her very much; she did not come down-stairs till near dinner-time;
and both her father and Falcon, who came as a matter of course to spend
his Sunday, were struck with her appearance. She was pale, gloomy,
morose, and had an air of desperation about her.

Falcon would not see it; he knew that it is safest to let her sex alone
when they look like that; and then the storm sometimes subsides of

After dinner, Rosa retired early; and soon she was heard walking rapidly
up and down the dressing-room.

This was quite unusual, and made a noise.

Papa Lusignan thought it inconsiderate; and after a while, remarking
gently that he was not particularly fond of sound, he proposed they
should smoke the pipe of peace on the lawn.

They did so; but after a while, finding that Falcon was not smoking, he
said, “Don’t let me detain you. Rosa is alone.”

Falcon took the hint, and went to the drawing-room. Rosa met him on the
stairs, with a scarf over her shoulders. “I must speak to papa,” said
she. “Where is he?”

“He is on the lawn, dear Rosa,” said Falcon, in his most dulcet tones.
He was sure of his ally, and very glad to use him as a buffer to receive
the first shock.

So he went into the drawing-room, where all the lights were burning, and
quietly took up a book. But he did not read a line; he was too occupied
in trying to read his own future.

The mean villain, who is incapable of remorse, is, of all men, most
capable of fear. His villany had, to all appearance, reached the goal;
for he felt sure that all Rosa’s struggles would, sooner or later,
succumb to her sense of gratitude and his strong will and patient
temper. But when the victory was won, what a life! He must fly with
her to some foreign country, pursued from pillar to post by an enraged
husband, and by the offended law. And if he escaped the vindictive foe
a year or two, how could he escape that other enemy he knew, and
dreaded--poverty? He foresaw he should come to hate the woman he was
about to wrong, and she would instantly revenge herself, by making him
an exile and, soon or late, a prisoner, or a pauper.

While these misgivings battled with his base but ardent passion, strange
things were going on out of doors--but they will be best related in
another sequence of events, to which indeed they fairly belong.


Staines and Mrs. Falcon landed at Plymouth, and went up to town by the
same train. They parted in London, Staines to go down to Gravesend, Mrs.
Falcon to visit her husband’s old haunts, and see if she could find him.

She did not find him; but she heard of him, and learned that he always
went down to Gravesend from Saturday till Monday.

Notwithstanding all she had said to Staines, the actual information
startled her, and gave her a turn. She was obliged to sit down, for her
knees seemed to give way. It was but a momentary weakness. She was now
a wife and a mother, and had her rights. She said to herself, “My rogue
has turned that poor woman’s head long before this, no doubt. But I
shall go down and just bring him away by the ear.”

For once her bitter indignation overpowered every other sentiment, and
she lost no time, but late as it was went down to Gravesend, ordered a
private sitting-room and bedroom for the night, and took a fly to Kent

But Christopher Staines had the start of her. He had already gone down
to Gravesend with his carpet-bag, left it at the inn, and walked to Kent
Villa that lovely summer night, the happiest husband in England.

His heart had never for one instant been disturbed by Mrs. Falcon’s
monstrous suspicion; he looked on her as a monomaniac; a sensible woman
insane on one point, her husband.

When he reached the villa, however, he thought it prudent to make sure
that Falcon had come to England at all, and discharged his commission.
He would not run the risk, small as he thought it, of pouncing
unexpected on his Rosa, being taken for a ghost, and terrifying her, or
exciting her to madness.

Now the premises of Kent Villa were admirably adapted to what they call
in war a reconnaissance. The lawn was studded with laurestinas and other
shrubs that had grown magnificently in that Kentish air.

Staines had no sooner set his foot on the lawn, than he heard voices;
he crept towards them from bush to bush; and standing in impenetrable
shade, he saw in the clear moonlight two figures--Mr. Lusignan and
Reginald Falcon.

These two dropped out only a word or two at intervals; but what they did
say struck Staines as odd. For one thing, Lusignan remarked, “I suppose
you will want to go back to the Cape. Such enormous estates as yours
will want looking after.”

“Enormous estates!” said Staines to himself. “Then they must have grown
very fast in a few months.”

“Oh, yes,” said Falcon; “but I think of showing her a little of Europe

Staines thought this still more mysterious; he waited to hear more, but
the succeeding remarks were of an ordinary kind.

He noticed, however, that Falcon spoke of his wife by her Christian
name, and that neither party mentioned Christopher Staines. He seemed
quite out of their little world.

He began to feel a strange chill creep down him.

Presently Falcon went off to join Rosa; and Staines thought it was
quite time to ask the old gentleman whether Falcon had executed his
commission, or not.

He was only hesitating how to do it, not liking to pounce in the dark
on a man who abhorred everything like excitement, when Rosa herself came
flying out in great agitation.

Oh! the thrill he felt at the sight of her! With all his
self-possession, he would have sprung forward and taken her in his arms
with a mighty cry of love, if she had not immediately spoken words that
rooted him to the spot with horror. But she came with the words in her
very mouth; “Papa, I am come to tell you I cannot, and will not, marry
Mr. Falcon.”

“Oh, yes, you will, my dear.”

“Never! I’ll die sooner. Not that you will care for that. I tell you
I saw my Christopher last night--in a dream. He had a beard; but I saw
him, oh, so plain; and he said, ‘Is this the way you keep your promise?’
That is enough for me. I have prayed, again and again, to his star,
for light. I am so perplexed and harassed by you all, and you make me
believe what you like. Well, I have had a revelation. It is not my poor
lost darling’s wish I should wed again. I don’t believe Mr. Falcon any
more. I hear nothing but lies by day. The truth comes to my bedside at
night. I will not marry this man.”

“Consider, Rosa, your credit is pledged. You must not be always jilting
him heartlessly. Dreams! nonsense. There--I love peace. It is no use
your storming at me; rave to the moon and the stars, if you like, and
when you have done, do pray come in, and behave like a rational woman,
who has pledged her faith to an honorable man, and a man of vast
estates--a man that nursed your husband in his last illness, found your
child, at a great expense, when you had lost him, and merits eternal
gratitude, not eternal jilting. I have no patience with you.”

The old gentleman retired in high dudgeon.

Staines stood in the black shade of his cedar-tree, rooted to the ground
by this revelation of male villany and female credulity.

He did not know what on earth to do. He wanted to kill Falcon, but not
to terrify his own wife to death. It was now too clear she thought he
was dead.

Rosa watched her father’s retiring figure out of sight. “Very well,”
 said she, clenching her teeth; then suddenly she turned, and looked up
to heaven. “Do you hear?” said she, “my Christie’s star? I am a poor
perplexed creature. I asked you for a sign, and that very night I saw
him in a dream. Why should I marry out of gratitude? Why should I marry
one man, when I love another? What does it matter his being dead? I love
him too well to be wife to any living man. They persuade me, they coax
me, they pull me, they push me. I see they will make me. But I will
outwit them. See--see!” and she held up a little phial in the moonlight.
“This shall cut the knot for me; this shall keep me true to my Christie,
and save me from breaking promises I ought never to have made. This
shall unite me once more with him I killed, and loved.”

She meant she would kill herself the night before the wedding, which
perhaps she would not, and perhaps she would. Who can tell? The weak
are violent. But Christopher, seeing the poison so near her lips, was
perplexed, took two strides, wrenched it out of her hand, with a snarl
of rage, and instantly plunged into the shade again.

Rosa uttered a shriek, and flew into the house.

The farther she got, the more terrified she became, and soon Christopher
heard her screaming in the drawing-room in an alarming way. They were
like the screams of the insane.

He got terribly anxious, and followed her. All the doors were open.

As he went up-stairs, he heard her cry, “His ghost! his ghost! I have
seen his ghost! No, no. I feel his hand upon my arm now. A beard! and so
he had in the dream! He is alive. My darling is alive. You have deceived
me. You are an impostor--a villain. Out of the house this moment, or he
shall kill you.”

“Are you mad?” cried Falcon. “How can he be alive, when I saw him dead?”

This was too much. Staines gave the door a blow with his arm, and strode
into the apartment, looking white and tremendous.

Falcon saw death in his face; gave a shriek, drew his revolver, and
fired at him with as little aim as he had at the lioness; then made for
the open window. Staines seized a chair, followed him, and hurled it
at him; and the chair and the man went through the window together, and
then there was a strange thud heard outside.

Rosa gave a loud scream, and swooned away.

Staines laid his wife flat on the floor, got the women about her, and at
last she began to give the usual signs of returning life.

Staines said to the oldest woman there, “If she sees me, she will go
off again. Carry her to her room; and tell her, by degrees, that I am

All this time Papa Lusignan had sat trembling and whimpering in a chair,
moaning, “This is a painful scene--very painful.” But at last an idea

Scarcely was Mrs. Staines out of the room, when a fly drove up, and this
was immediately followed by violent and continuous screaming close under
the window.

“Oh, dear!” sighed Papa Lusignan.

They ran down, and found Falcon impaled at full length on the spikes of
the villa, and Phoebe screaming over him, and trying in vain to lift
him off them. He had struggled a little, in silent terror, but had then
fainted from fear and loss of blood, and lying rather inside the rails,
which were high, he could not be extricated from the outside.

As soon as his miserable condition was discovered, the servants ran down
into the kitchen, and so up to the rails by the area steps. These
rails had caught him; one had gone clean through his arm, the other had
penetrated the fleshy part of the thigh, and a third pierced his ear.

They got him off; but he was insensible, and the place drenched with his

Phoebe clutched Staines by the arm. “Let me know the worst,” said she.
“Is he dead?”

Staines examined him, and said “No.”

“Can you save him?”


“Yes. Who can, if you cannot? Oh, have mercy on me!” and she went on her
knees to him, and put her forehead on his knees.

He was touched by her simple faith; and the noble traditions of his
profession sided with his gratitude to this injured woman. “My poor
friend,” said he, “I will do my best, for YOUR sake.”

He took immediate steps for stanching the blood; and the fly carried
Phoebe and her villain to the inn at Gravesend.

Falcon came to on the road; but finding himself alone with Phoebe,
shammed unconsciousness of everything but pain.

Staines, being thoroughly enraged with Rosa, yet remembering his solemn
vow never to abuse her again, saw her father, and told him to tell her
he should think over her conduct quietly, not wishing to be harder upon
her than she deserved.

Rosa, who had been screaming, and crying for joy, ever since she came to
her senses, was not so much afflicted at this message as one might have
expected. He was alive, and all things else were trifles.

Nevertheless, when day after day went by, and not even a line from
Christopher, she began to fear he would cast her off entirely; the more
so as she heard he was now and then at Gravesend to visit Mrs. Falcon at
the inn.

While matters were thus, Uncle Philip burst on her like a bomb. “He is
alive! he is alive! he is alive!” And they had a cuddle over it.

“Oh, Uncle Philip! Have you seen him?”

“Seen him? Yes. He caught me on the hop, just as I came in from Italy. I
took him for a ghost.”

“Oh, weren’t you frightened?”

“Not a bit. I don’t mind ghosts. I’d have half a dozen to dinner every
day, if I might choose ‘em. I couldn’t stand stupid ones. But I say,
his temper isn’t improved by all this dying: he is in an awful rage with
you; and what for?”

“O uncle! what for? Because I’m the vilest of women!”

“Vilest of fiddlesticks! It’s his fault, not yours. Shouldn’t have died.
It’s always a dangerous experiment.”

“I shall die if he will not forgive me. He keeps away from me and from
his child.”

“I’ll tell you. He heard, in Gravesend, your banns had been cried: that
has moved the peevish fellow’s bile.”

“It was done without my consent. Papa will tell you so; and, O uncle,
if you knew the arts, the forged letter in my darling’s hand, the way he
wrought on me! O villain! villain! Uncle, forgive your poor silly niece,
that the world is too wicked and too clever for her to live in.”

“Because you are too good and innocent,” said Uncle Philip. “There,
don’t you be down-hearted. I’ll soon bring you two together again--a
couple of ninnies. I’ll tell you what is the first thing: you must come
and live with me. Come at once, bag and baggage. He won’t show here, the
sulky brute.”

Philip Staines had a large house in Cavendish Square, a crusty old
patient, like himself, had left him. It was his humor to live in a
corner of this mansion, though the whole was capitally furnished by his
judicious purchases at auctions.

He gave Rosa and her boy and his nurse the entire first floor, and told
her she was there for life. “Look here,” said he, “this last affair has
opened my eyes. Such women as you are the sweeteners of existence. You
leave my roof no more. Your husband will make the same discovery. Let
him run about, and be miserable a bit. He will have to come to book.”

She shook her head sadly.

“My Christopher will never say a harsh word to me. All the worse for me.
He will quietly abandon a creature so inferior to him.”


Now, she was always running to the window, in hope that Christopher
would call on his uncle, and that she might see him; and one day she
gave a scream so eloquent, Philip knew what it meant. “Get you behind
that screen, you and your boy,” said he, “and be as still as mice. Stop!
give me that letter the scoundrel forged, and the ring.”

This was hardly done, and Rosa out of sight, and trembling from head
to foot, when Christopher was announced. Philip received him very
affectionately, but wasted no time.

“Been to Kent Villa yet?”

“No,” was the grim reply.

“Why not?”

“Because I have sworn never to say an angry word to her again; and, if
I was to go there, I should say a good many angry ones. Oh, when I think
that her folly drove me to sea, to do my best for her, and that I was
nearer death for that woman than ever man was, and lost my reason for
her, and went through toil and privations, hunger, exile, mainly
for her, and then to find the banns cried in open church, with that
scoundrel!--say no more, uncle. I shall never reproach her, and never
forgive her.”

“She was deceived.”

“I don’t doubt that; but nobody has a right to be so great a fool as all

“It was not her folly, but her innocence, that was imposed on. You a
philosopher, and not know that wisdom itself is sometimes imposed on,
and deceived by cunning folly! Have you forgotten your Milton?--

     “‘At Wisdom’s gate, Suspicion sleeps,
     And deems no ill where no ill seems.’

“Come, come! are you sure you are not a little to blame? Did you write
home the moment you found you were not dead?”

Christopher colored high.

“Evidently not,” said the keen old man. “Ah, my fine fellow! have I
found the flaw in your own armor?”

“I did wrong, but it was for her. I sinned for her. I could not bear her
to be without money, and I knew the insurance--I sinned for her. She has
sinned AGAINST me.”

“And she had much better have sinned against God, hadn’t she? He is more
forgiving than we perfect creatures that cheat insurance companies. And
so, my fine fellow, you hid the truth from her for two or three months.”

No answer.

“Strike off those two or three months; would the banns have ever been

“Well, uncle,” said Christopher, hard pressed, “I am glad she has got a
champion; and I hope you will always keep your eye on her.”

“I mean to.”


“No; don’t be in a hurry. I have something else to say, not so
provoking. Do you know the arts by which she was made to believe you
wished her to marry again?”

“I wished her to marry again! Are you mad, uncle?”

“Whose handwriting is on this envelope?”

“Mine, to be sure.”

“Now, read the letter.”

Christopher read the forged letter.

“Oh, monstrous!”

“This was given her with your ruby ring, and a tale so artful that
nothing we read about the devil comes near it. This was what did it. The
Earl of Tadcaster brought her title, and wealth, and love.”

“What, he too! The little cub I saved, and lost myself for--blank him!
blank him!”

“Why, you stupid ninny! you forget you were dead; and he could not help
loving her. How could he? Well, but you see she refused him. And why?
because he came without a forged letter from YOU. Do you doubt her love
for you?”

“Of course I do. She never loved me as I loved her.”

“Christopher, don’t you say that before me, or you and I shall quarrel.
Poor girl! she lay, in my sight, as near death for you as you were for
her. I’ll show you something.”

He went to a cabinet, and took out a silver paper; he unpinned it, and
laid Rosa’s beautiful black hair upon her husband’s knees. “Look at
that, you hard-hearted brute!” he roared to Christopher, who sat,
anything but hard-hearted, his eyes filling fast, at the sad proof of
his wife’s love and suffering.

Rosa could bear no more. She came out with her boy in her hand. “O
uncle, do not speak harshly to him, or you will kill me quite!”

She came across the room, a picture of timidity and penitence, with her
whole eloquent body bent forward at an angle. She kneeled at his knees,
with streaming eyes, and held her boy up to him: “Plead for your poor
mother, my darling. She mourns her fault, and will never excuse it.”

The cause was soon decided. All Philip’s logic was nothing, compared
with mighty nature. Christopher gave one great sob, and took his darling
to his heart, without one word; and he and Rosa clung together, and
cried over each other. Philip slipped out of the room, and left the
restored ones together.

I have something more to say about my hero and heroine, but must first
deal with other characters, not wholly uninteresting to the reader, I

Dr. Staines directed Phoebe Falcon how to treat her husband. No
medicine, no stimulants; very wholesome food, in moderation, and
the temperature of the body regulated by tepid water. Under these
instructions, the injured but still devoted wife was the real healer.
He pulled through, but was lame for life, and ridiculously lame, for he
went with a spring halt,--a sort of hop-and-go-one that made the girls
laugh, and vexed Adonis.

Phoebe found the diamonds, and offered them all to Staines, in expiation
of his villany. “See,” she said, “he has only spent one.”

Staines said he was glad of it, for her sake, for he must be just to his
own family. He sold them for three thousand two hundred pounds; but
for the big diamond he got twelve thousand pounds, and I believe it was
worth double the money.

Counting the two sums, and deducting six hundred for the stone Mr.
Falcon had embezzled, he gave her over seven thousand pounds.

She stared at him, and changed color at so large a sum. “But I have no
claim on that, sir.”

“That is a good joke,” said he. “Why, you and I are partners in the
whole thing--you and I and Dick. Was it not with his horse and rifle I
bought the big diamond? Poor dear, honest, manly Dick! No, the money is
honestly yours, Mrs. Falcon; but don’t trust a penny to your husband.”

“He will never see it, sir. I shall take him back, and give him all his
heart can ask for, with this; but he will be little more than a servant
in the house now, as long as Dick is single; I know that;” and she could
still cry at the humiliation of her villain.

Staines made her promise to write to him; and she did write him a sweet,
womanly letter, to say that they were making an enormous fortune, and
hoped to end their days in England. Dick sent his kind love and thanks.

I will add, what she only said by implication, that she was happy after
all. She still contrived to love the thing she could not respect. Once,
when an officious friend pitied her for her husband’s lameness, she
said, “Find me a face like his. The lamer the better; he can’t run after
the girls, like SOME.”

Dr. Staines called on Lady Cicely Treherne; the footman stared. He left
his card.

A week afterwards, she called on him. She had a pink tinge in her
cheeks, a general animation, and her face full of brightness and

“Bless me!” said he bluntly, “is this you? How you are improved!”

“Yes,” said she; “and I am come to thank you for your pwescwiption: I
followed it to the lettaa.”

“Woe is me! I have forgotten it.”

“You diwected me to mawwy a nice man.”

“Never: I hate a nice man.”

“No, no--an Iwishman: and I have done it.”

“Good gracious! you don’t mean that! I must be more cautious in my
prescriptions. After all, it seems to agree.”


“He loves you?”

“To distwaction.”

“He amuses you?”

“Pwodigiously. Come and see.”

Dr. and Mrs. Staines live with Uncle Philip. The insurance money is
returned, but the diamond money makes them very easy. Staines follows
his profession now under great advantages: a noble house, rent free; the
curiosity that attaches to a man who has been canted out of a ship in
mid-ocean, and lives to tell it; and then Lord Tadcaster, married into
another noble house, swears by him, and talks of him; so does Lady
Cicely Munster, late Treherne; and when such friends as these are warm,
it makes a physician the centre of an important clientele; but his
best friend of all is his unflagging industry, and his truly wonderful
diagnosis, which resembles divination. He has the ball at his feet, and
above all, that without which worldly success soon palls, a happy home,
a fireside warm with sympathy.

Mrs. Staines is an admiring, sympathizing wife, and an admirable
housekeeper. She still utters inadvertencies now and then, commits new
errors at odd times, but never repeats them when exposed. Observing
which docility, Uncle Philip has been heard to express a fear that,
in twenty years, she will be the wisest woman in England. “But, thank
heaven!” he adds, “I shall be gone before that.”

Her conduct and conversation afford this cynic constant food for
observation; and he has delivered himself oracularly at various stages
of the study: but I cannot say that his observations, taken as a whole,
present that consistency which entitles them to be regarded as a body
of philosophy. Examples: In the second month after Mrs. Staines came to
live with him, he delivered himself thus: “My niece Rosa is an anomaly.
She gives you the impression she is shallow. Mind your eye: in one
moment she will take you out of your depth or any man’s depth. She is
like those country streams I used to fish for pike when I was young;
you go along, seeing the bottom everywhere; but presently you come to
a corner, and it is fifteen deep all in a moment, and souse you go over
head and ears: that’s my niece Rosa.”

In six months he had got to this--and, mind you, each successive dogma
was delivered in a loud, aggressive tone, and in sublime oblivion of the
preceding oracle--“My niece Rosa is the most artful woman. (You may haw!
haw! haw! as much as you like. You have not found out her little game--I
have.) What is the aim of all women? To be beloved by an unconscionable
number of people. Well, she sets up for a simpleton, and so disarms all
the brilliant people, and they love her. Everybody loves her. Just you
put her down in a room with six clever women, and you will see who is
the favorite. She looks as shallow as a pond, and she is as deep as the

At the end of the year he threw off the mask altogether. “The great
sweetener of a man’s life,” said he, “is ‘a simpleton.’ I shall not go
abroad any more; my house has become attractive: I’ve got a simpleton.
When I have a headache, her eyes fill with tender concern, and she
hovers about me and pesters me with pillows: when I am cross with her,
she is afraid I am ill. When I die, and leave her a lot of money,
she will howl for months, and say I don’t want his money: ‘I
waw-waw-waw-waw-want my Uncle Philip, to love me, and scold me.’ One
day she told me, with a sigh, I hadn’t lectured her for a month. ‘I am
afraid I have offended you,’ says she, ‘or else worn you out, dear.’
When I am well, give me a simpleton, to make me laugh. When I am
ill, give me a simpleton to soothe me with her innocent tenderness. A
simpleton shall wipe the dews of death, and close my eyes: and when I
cross the river of death, let me be met by a band of the heavenly host,
who were all simpletons here on earth, and too good for such a hole, so
now they are in heaven, and their garments always white--because there
are no laundresses there.”

Arrived at this point, the Anglo-Saxon race will retire, grinning, to
fresh pastures, and leave this champion of “a Simpleton,” to thunder
paradoxes in a desert.

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