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Title: In the Midst of Alarms
Author: Barr, Robert
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By Robert Barr




In the marble-floored vestibule of the Metropolitan Grand Hotel in
Buffalo, Professor Stillson Renmark stood and looked about him with the
anxious manner of a person unused to the gaudy splendor of the modern
American house of entertainment. The professor had paused halfway
between the door and the marble counter, because he began to fear that
he had arrived at an inopportune time, that something unusual was going
on. The hurry and bustle bewildered him.

An omnibus, partly filled with passengers, was standing at the door, its
steps backed over the curbstone, and beside it was a broad, flat van,
on which stalwart porters were heaving great square, iron-bound trunks
belonging to commercial travelers, and the more fragile, but not less
bulky, saratogas, doubtless the property of the ladies who sat patiently
in the omnibus. Another vehicle which had just arrived was backing up to
the curb, and the irate driver used language suitable to the occasion;
for the two restive horses were not behaving exactly in the way he

A man with a stentorian, but monotonous and mournful, voice was filling
the air with the information that a train was about to depart for
Albany, Saratoga, Troy, Boston, New York, and the East. When he came to
the words “the East,” his voice dropped to a sad minor key, as if the
man despaired of the fate of those who took their departure in that
direction. Every now and then a brazen gong sounded sharply; and one of
the negroes who sat in a row on a bench along the marble-paneled wall
sprang forward to the counter, took somebody’s handbag, and disappeared
in the direction of the elevator with the newly arrived guest following
him. Groups of men stood here and there conversing, heedless of the rush
of arrival and departure around them.

Before the broad and lofty plate-glass windows sat a row of men, some
talking, some reading, and some gazing outside, but all with their feet
on the brass rail which had been apparently put there for that purpose.
Nearly everybody was smoking a cigar. A lady of dignified mien came down
the hall to the front of the counter, and spoke quietly to the clerk,
who bent his well-groomed head deferentially on one side as he listened
to what she had to say. The men instantly made way for her. She passed
along among them as composedly as if she were in her own drawing room,
inclining her head slightly to one or other of her acquaintances, which
salutation was gravely acknowledged by the raising of the hat and the
temporary removal of the cigar from the lips.

All this was very strange to the professor, and he felt himself in a new
world, with whose customs he was not familiar. Nobody paid the slightest
attention to him as he stood there among it all with his satchel in his
hand. As he timidly edged up to the counter, and tried to accumulate
courage enough to address the clerk, a young man came forward, flung his
handbag on the polished top of the counter, metaphorically brushed the
professor aside, pulled the bulky register toward him, and inscribed his
name on the page with a rapidity equaled only by the illegibility of the

“Hello, Sam!” he said to the clerk. “How’s things? Get my telegram?”

“Yes,” answered the clerk; “but I can’t give you 27. It’s been taken for
a week. I reserved 85 for you, and had to hold on with my teeth to do

The reply of the young man was merely a brief mention of the place of

“It _is_ hot,” said the clerk blandly. “In from Cleveland?”

“Yes. Any letters for me?”

“Couple of telegrams. You’ll find them up in 85.”

“Oh, you were cocksure I’d take that room?”

“I was cocksure you’d have to. It is that or the fifth floor. We’re
full. Couldn’t give a better room to the President if he came.”

“Oh, well, what’s good enough for the President I can put up with for a
couple of days.”

The hand of the clerk descended on the bell. The negro sprang forward
and took the “grip.”

“Eighty-five,” said the clerk; and the drummer and the Negro

“Is there any place where I could leave my bag for a while?” the
professor at last said timidly to the clerk.

“Your bag?”

The professor held it up in view.

“Oh, your grip. Certainly. Have a room, sir?” And the clerk’s hand
hovered over the bell.

“No. At least, not just yet. You see, I’m----”

“All right. The baggage man there to the left will check it for you.”

“Any letters for Bond?” said a man, pushing himself in front of
the professor. The clerk pulled out a fat bunch of letters from the
compartment marked “B,” and handed the whole lot to the inquirer, who
went rapidly over them, selected two that appeared to be addressed to
him, and gave the letters a push toward the clerk, who placed them where
they were before.

The professor paused a moment, then, realizing that the clerk had
forgotten him, sought the baggage man, whom he found in a room filled
with trunks and valises. The room communicated with the great hall
by means of a square opening whose lower ledge was breast high. The
professor stood before it, and handed the valise to the man behind
this opening, who rapidly attached one brass check to the handle with a
leather thong, and flung the other piece of brass to the professor.
The latter was not sure but there was something to pay, still he quite
correctly assumed that if there had been the somewhat brusque man would
have had no hesitation in mentioning the fact; in which surmise his
natural common sense proved a sure guide among strange surroundings.
There was no false delicacy about the baggage man.

Although the professor was to a certain extent bewildered by the
condition of things, there was still in his nature a certain dogged
persistence that had before now stood him in good stead, and which had
enabled him to distance, in the long run, much more brilliant men. He
was not at all satisfied with his brief interview with the clerk. He
resolved to approach that busy individual again, if he could arrest his
attention. It was some time before he caught the speaker’s eye, as it
were, but when he did so, he said:

“I was about to say to you that I am waiting for a friend from New York
who may not yet have arrived. His name is Mr. Richard Yates of the----”

“Oh, Dick Yates! Certainly. He’s here.” Turning to the negro, he said:
“Go down to the billiard room and see if Mr. Yates is there. If he is
not, look for him at the bar.”

The clerk evidently knew Mr. Dick Yates. Apparently not noticing the
look of amazement that had stolen over the professor’s face, the clerk

“If you wait in the reading room, I’ll send Yates to you when he comes.
The boy will find him if he’s in the house; but he may be uptown.”

The professor, disliking to trouble the obliging clerk further, did not
ask him where the reading room was. He inquired, instead, of a hurrying
porter, and received the curt but comprehensive answer:

“Dining room next floor. Reading, smoking, and writing rooms up the
hall. Billiard room, bar, and lavatory downstairs.”

The professor, after getting into the barber shop and the cigar store,
finally found his way into the reading room. Numerous daily papers were
scattered around on the table, each attached to a long, clumsy cleft
holder made of wood; while other journals, similarly encumbered, hung
from racks against the wall. The professor sat down in one of the easy
leather-covered chairs, but, instead of taking up a paper, drew a thin
book from his pocket, in which he was soon so absorbed that he became
entirely unconscious of his strange surroundings. A light touch on the
shoulder brought him up from his book into the world again, and he saw,
looking down on him, the stern face of a heavily mustached stranger.

“I beg your pardon, sir, but may I ask if you are a guest of this

A shade of apprehension crossed the professor’s face as he slipped the
book into his pocket. He had vaguely felt that he was trespassing when
he first entered the hotel, and now his doubts were confirmed.

“I--I am not exactly a guest,” he stammered.

“What do you mean by not exactly a guest?” continued the other,
regarding the professor with a cold and scrutinizing gaze. “A man is
either a guest or he is not, I take it. Which is it in your case?”

“I presume, technically speaking, I am not.”

“Technically speaking! More evasions. Let me ask you, sir, as an
ostensibly honest man, if you imagine that all this luxury--this--this
elegance--is maintained for nothing? Do you think, sir, that it is
provided for any man who has cheek enough to step out of the street
and enjoy it? Is it kept up, I ask, for people who are, technically
speaking, not guests?”

The expression of conscious guilt deepened on the face of the
unfortunate professor. He had nothing to say. He realized that his
conduct was too flagrant to admit of defense, so he attempted none.
Suddenly the countenance of his questioner lit up with a smile, and he
smote the professor on the shoulder.

“Well, old stick-in-the-mud, you haven’t changed a particle in fifteen
years! You don’t mean to pretend you don’t know me?”

“You can’t--you can’t be Richard Yates?”

“I not only can, but I can’t be anybody else. I know, because I have
often tried. Well, well, well, well! Stilly we used to call you; don’t
you remember? I’ll never forget that time we sang ‘Oft in the stilly
night’ in front of your window when you were studying for the exams. You
always _were_ a quiet fellow, Stilly. I’ve been waiting for you nearly
a whole day. I was up just now with a party of friends when the boy
brought me your card--a little philanthropic gathering--sort of mutual
benefit arrangement, you know: each of us contributed what we could
spare to a general fund, which was given to some deserving person in the

“Yes,” said the professor dryly. “I heard the clerk telling the boy
where he would be most likely to find you.”

“Oh, you did, eh?” cried Yates, with a laugh. “Yes, Sam generally knows
where to send for me; but he needn’t have been so darned public about
it. Being a newspaper man, I know what ought to go in print and what
should have the blue pencil run through it. Sam is very discreet, as a
general thing; but then he knew, of course, the moment he set eyes on
you, that you were an old pal of mine.”

Again Yates laughed, a very bright and cheery laugh for so evidently
wicked a man.

“Come along,” he said, taking the professor by the arm. “We must get you

They passed out into the hall, and drew up at the clerk’s counter.

“I say, Sam,” cried Yates, “can’t you do something better for us than
the fifth floor? I didn’t come to Buffalo to engage in ballooning. No
sky parlors for me, if I can help it.”

“I’m sorry, Dick,” said the clerk; “but I expect the fifth floor will be
gone when the Chicago express gets in.”

“Well, what can you do for us, anyhow?”

“I can let you have 518. That’s the next room to yours. Really, they’re
the most comfortable rooms in the house this weather. Fine lookout over
the lake. I wouldn’t mind having a sight of the lake myself, if I could
leave the desk.”

“All right. But I didn’t come to look at the lake, nor yet at the
railroad tracks this side, nor at Buffalo Creek either, beautiful and
romantic as it is, nor to listen to the clanging of the ten thousand
locomotives that pass within hearing distance for the delight of your
guests. The fact is that, always excepting Chicago, Buffalo is more
like--for the professor’s sake I’ll say Hades, than any other place in

“Oh, Buffalo’s all right,” said the clerk, with that feeling of local
loyalty which all Americans possess. “Say, are you here on this Fenian

“What Fenian snap?” asked the newspaper man.

“Oh! don’t you know about it? I thought, the moment I saw you, that you
were here for this affair. Well, don’t say I told you, but I can put you
on to one of the big guns if you want the particulars. They say they’re
going to take Canada. I told ‘em that I wouldn’t take Canada as a gift,
let alone fight for it. I’ve _been_ there.”

Yates’ newspaper instinct thrilled him as he thought of the possible
sensation. Then the light slowly died out of his eyes when he looked at
the professor, who had flushed somewhat and compressed his lips as he
listened to the slighting remarks on his country.

“Well, Sam,” said the newspaper man at last, “it isn’t more than once
in a lifetime that you’ll find me give the go-by to a piece of news, but
the fact is I’m on my vacation just now. About the first I’ve had for
fifteen years; so, you see, I must take care of it. No, let the _Argus_
get scooped, if it wants to. They’ll value my services all the more when
I get back. No. 518, I think you said?”

The clerk handed over the key, and the professor gave the boy the check
for his valise at Yates’ suggestion.

“Now, get a move on you,” said Yates to the elevator boy. “We’re going
right through with you.”

And so the two friends were shot up together to the fifth floor.


The sky parlor, as Yates had termed it, certainly commanded a very
extensive view. Immediately underneath was a wilderness of roofs.
Farther along were the railway tracks that Yates objected to; and a line
of masts and propeller funnels marked the windings of Buffalo Creek,
along whose banks arose numerous huge elevators, each marked by some
tremendous letter of the alphabet, done in white paint against the
somber brown of the big building. Still farther to the west was a more
grateful and comforting sight for a hot day. The blue lake, dotted with
white sails and an occasional trail of smoke, lay shimmering under the
broiling sun. Over the water, through the distant summer haze, there
could be seen the dim line of the Canadian shore.

“Sit you down,” cried Yates, putting both hands on the other’s
shoulders, and pushing him into a chair near the window. Then, placing
his finger on the electric button, he added: “What will you drink?”

“I’ll take a glass of water, if it can be had without trouble,” said

Yates’ hand dropped from the electric button hopelessly to his side, and
he looked reproachfully at the professor.

“Great Heavens!” he cried, “have something mild. Don’t go rashly in
for Buffalo water before you realize what it is made of. Work up to it
gradually. Try a sherry cobbler or a milk shake as a starter.”

“Thank you, no. A glass of water will do very well for me. Order what
you like for yourself.”

“Thanks, I can be depended on for doing that.” He pushed the button,
and, when the boy appeared, said: “Bring up an iced cobbler, and charge
it to Professor Renmark, No. 518. Bring also a pitcher of ice water for
Yates, No. 520. There,” he continued gleefully, “I’m going to have all
the drinks, except the ice water, charged to you. I’ll pay the bill, but
I’ll keep the account to hold over your head in the future. Professor
Stillson Renmark, debtor to Metropolitan Grand--one sherry cobbler, one
gin sling, one whisky cocktail, and so on. Now, then, Stilly, let’s talk
business. You’re not married, I take it, or you wouldn’t have responded
to my invitation so promptly.” The professor shook his head. “Neither am
I. You never had the courage to propose to a girl; and I never had the

“Lack of self-conceit was not your failing in the old days, Richard,”
 said Renmark quietly.

Yates laughed. “Well, it didn’t hold me back any, to my knowledge.
Now I’ll tell you how I’ve got along since we attended old Scragmore’s
academy together, fifteen years ago. How time does fly! When I left, I
tried teaching for one short month. I had some theories on the education
of our youth which did not seem to chime in with the prejudices the
school trustees had already formed on the subject.”

The professor was at once all attention. Touch a man on his business,
and he generally responds by being interested.

“And what were your theories?” he asked.

“Well, I thought a teacher should look after the physical as well as
the mental welfare of his pupils. It did not seem to me that his duty to
those under his charge ended with mere book learning.”

“I quite agree with you,” said the professor cordially.

“Thanks. Well, the trustees didn’t. I joined the boys at their games,
hoping my example would have an influence on their conduct on the
playground as well as in the schoolroom. We got up a rattling good
cricket club. You may not remember that I stood rather better in cricket
at the academy than I did in mathematics or grammar. By handicapping me
with several poor players, and having the best players among the boys in
opposition, we made a pretty evenly matched team at school section No.
12. One day, at noon, we began a game. The grounds were in excellent
condition, and the opposition boys were at their best. My side was
getting the worst of it. I was very much interested; and, when one
o’clock came, I thought it a pity to call school and spoil so good and
interesting a contest. The boys were unanimously of the same opinion.
The girls were happy, picnicking under the trees. So we played cricket
all the afternoon.”

“I think that was carrying your theory a little too far,” said the
professor dubiously.

“Just what the trustees thought when they came to hear of it. So they
dismissed me; and I think my leaving was the only case on record where
the pupils genuinely mourned a teacher’s departure. I shook the dust of
Canada from my feet, and have never regretted it. I tramped to Buffalo,
continuing to shake the dust off at every step. (Hello! here’s your
drinks at last, Stilly. I had forgotten about them--an unusual thing
with me. That’s all right, boy; charge it to room 518. Ah! that hits
the spot on a hot day.) Well, where was I? Oh, yes, at Buffalo. I got
a place on a paper here, at just enough to keep life in me; but I liked
the work. Then I drifted to Rochester at a bigger salary, afterward
to Albany at a still bigger salary, and of course Albany is only a few
hours from New York, and that is where all newspaper men ultimately
land, if they are worth their salt. I saw a small section of the war as
special correspondent, got hurt, and rounded up in the hospital. Since
then, although only a reporter, I am about the top of the tree in that
line, and make enough money to pay my poker debts and purchase iced
drinks to soothe the asperities of the game. When there is anything big
going on anywhere in the country, I am there, with other fellows to do
the drudgery; I writing the picturesque descriptions and interviewing
the big men. My stuff goes red-hot over the telegraph wire, and the
humble postage stamp knows my envelopes no more. I am acquainted
with every hotel clerk that amounts to anything from New York to San
Francisco. If I could save money, I should be rich, for I make plenty;
but the hole at the top of my trousers pocket has lost me a lot of cash,
and I don’t seem to be able to get it mended. Now, you’ve listened with
your customary patience in order to give my self-esteem, as you called
it, full sway. I am grateful. I will reciprocate. How about yourself?”

The professor spoke slowly. “I have had no such adventurous career,” he
began. “I have not shaken Canadian dust from my feet, and have not
made any great success. I have simply plodded; and am in no danger of
becoming rich, although I suppose I spend as little as any man. After
you were expel--after you left the aca----”

“Don’t mutilate the good old English language, Stilly. You were right
in the first place. I am not thin-skinned. You were saying after I was
expelled. Go on.”

“I thought perhaps it might be a sore subject. You remember, you were
very indignant at the time, and----”

“Of course I was--and am still, for that matter. It was an outrage!”

“I thought it was proved that you helped to put the pony in the
principal’s room.”

“Oh, certainly. _That_. Of course. But what I detested was the way
the principal worked the thing. He allowed that villain Spink to turn
evidence against us, and Spink stated I originated the affair, whereas
I could claim no such honor. It was Spink’s own project, which I fell
in with, as I did with every disreputable thing proposed. Of course the
principal believed at once that I was the chief criminal. Do you happen
to know if Spink has been hanged yet?”

“I believe he is a very reputable business man in Montreal, and much

“I might have suspected that. Well, you keep your eye on the respected
Spink. If he doesn’t fail some day, and make a lot of money, I’m a
Dutchman. But go on. This is digression. By the way, just push that
electric button. You’re nearest, and it is too hot to move. Thanks.
After I was expelled----”

“After your departure I took a diploma, and for a year or two taught a
class in the academy. Then, as I studied during my spare time, I got a
chance as master of a grammar school near Toronto, chiefly, as I think,
though the recommendation of Principal Scragmore. I had my degree by
this time. Then----”

There was a gentle tap at the door.

“Come in!” shouted Yates. “Oh, it’s you. Just bring up another cooling
cobbler, will you? and charge it, as before, to Professor Renmark, room
518. Yes; and then----”

“And then there came the opening in University College, Toronto. I had
the good fortune to be appointed. There I am still, and there I suppose
I shall stay. I know very few people, and am better acquainted with
books than with men. Those whom I have the privilege of knowing are
mostly studious persons, who have made, or will make, their mark in the
world of learning. I have not had your advantage, of meeting statesmen
who guide the destinies of a great empire.

“No; you always were lucky, Stilly. My experience is that the chaps who
do the guiding are more anxious about their own pockets, or their own
political advancement, than they are of the destinies. Still, the empire
seems to take its course westward just the same. So old Scragmore’s been
your friend, has he?”

“He has, indeed.”

“Well, he insulted me only the other day.”

“You astonish me. I cannot imagine so gentlemanly and scholarly a man as
Principal Scragmore insulting anybody.”

“Oh, you don’t know him as I do. It was like this: I wanted to find out
where you were, for reasons that I shall state hereafter. I cudgeled
my brains, and then thought of old Scrag. I wrote him, and enclosed a
stamped and addressed envelope, as all unsought contributors should
do. He answered--But I have his reply somewhere. You shall read it for

Yates pulled from his inside pocket a bundle of letters, which he
hurriedly fingered over, commenting in a low voice as he did so: “I
thought I answered that. Still, no matter. Jingo! haven’t I paid that
bill yet? This pass is run out. Must get another.” Then he smiled and
sighed as he looked at a letter in dainty handwriting; but apparently he
could not find the document he sought.

“Oh, well, it doesn’t matter. I have it somewhere. He returned me the
prepaid envelope, and reminded me that United States stamps were of no
use in Canada, which of course I should have remembered. But he didn’t
pay the postage on his own letter, so that I had to fork out double.
Still, I don’t mind that, only as an indication of his meanness. He went
on to say that, of all the members of our class, you--_you_!--were the
only one who had reflected credit on it. That was the insult. The idea
of his making such a statement, when I had told him I was on the New
York _Argus_! Credit to the class, indeed! I wonder if he ever heard of
Brown after he was expelled. You know, of course. No? Well, Brown,
by his own exertions, became president of the Alum Bank in New York,
wrecked it, and got off to Canada with a clear half million. _Yes_,
sir. I saw him in Quebec not six months ago. Keeps the finest span and
carriage in the city, and lives in a palace. Could buy out old Scragmore
a thousand times, and never feel it. Most liberal contributor to the
cause of education that there is in Canada. He says education made him,
and he’s not a man to go back on education. And yet Scragmore has the
cheek to say that _you_ were the only man in the class who reflects
credit on it!”

The professor smiled quietly as the excited journalist took a cooling
sip of the cobbler.

“You see, Yates, people’s opinions differ. A man like Brown may not be
Principal Scragmore’s ideal. The principal may be local in his ideals of
a successful man, or of one who reflects credit on his teaching.”

“Local? You bet he’s local. Too darned local for me. It would do that
man good to live in New York for a year. But I’m going to get even with
him. I’m going to write him up. I’ll give him a column and a half; see
if I don’t. I’ll get his photograph, and publish a newspaper portrait
of him. If that doesn’t make him quake, he’s a cast-iron man. Say, you
haven’t a photograph of old Scrag that you can lend me, have you?”

“I have; but I won’t lend it for such a purpose. However, never mind
the principal. Tell me your plans. I am at your disposal for a couple of
weeks, or longer if necessary.”

“Good boy! Well, I’ll tell you how it is. I want rest and quiet, and the
woods, for a week or two. This is how it happened: I have been steadily
at the grindstone, except for a while in the hospital; and that, you
will admit, is not much of a vacation. The work interests me, and I
am always in the thick of it. Now, it’s like this in the newspaper
business: Your chief is never the person to suggest that you take a
vacation. He is usually short of men and long on things to do, so if you
don’t worry him into letting you off, he won’t lose any sleep over it.
He’s content to let well enough alone every time. Then there is always
somebody who wants to get away on pressing business,--grandmother’s
funeral, and that sort of thing,--so if a fellow is content to work
right along, his chief is quite content to let him. That’s the way
affairs have gone for years with me. The other week I went over to
Washington to interview a senator on the political prospects. I tell
you what it is, Stilly, without bragging, there are some big men in the
States whom no one but me _can_ interview. And yet old Scrag says I’m
no credit to his class! Why, last year my political predictions were
telegraphed all over this country, and have since appeared in the
European press. No credit! By Jove, I would like to have old Scrag in a
twenty-four-foot ring, with thin gloves on, for about ten minutes!”

“I doubt if he would shine under those circumstances. But never mind
him. He spoke, for once, without due reflection, and with perhaps an
exaggerated remembrance of your school-day offenses. What happened when
you went to Washington?”

“A strange thing happened. When I was admitted to the senator’s library,
I saw another fellow, whom I thought I knew, sitting there. I said to
the senator: ‘I will come when you are alone.’ The senator looked up
in surprise, and said: ‘I am alone.’ I didn’t say anything, but went
on with my interview; and the other fellow took notes all the time.
I didn’t like this, but said nothing, for the senator is not a man to
offend, and it is by not offending these fellows that I can get the
information I do. Well, the other fellow came out with me, and as
I looked at him I saw that he was myself. This did not strike me as
strange at the time, but I argued with him all the way to New York,
and tried to show him that he wasn’t treating me fairly. I wrote up
the interview, with the other fellow interfering all the while, so I
compromised, and half the time put in what he suggested, and half the
time what I wanted in myself. When the political editor went over
the stuff, he looked alarmed. I told him frankly just how I had
been interfered with, and he looked none the less alarmed when I had
finished. He sent at once for a doctor. The doctor metaphorically took
me to pieces, and then said to my chief: ‘This man is simply worked to
death. He must have a vacation, and a real one, with absolutely nothing
to think of, or he is going to collapse, and that with a suddenness
which will surprise everybody.’ The chief, to my astonishment, consented
without a murmur, and even upbraided me for not going away sooner. Then
the doctor said to me: ‘You get some companion--some man with no brains,
if possible, who will not discuss politics, who has no opinion on
anything that any sane man would care to talk about, and who couldn’t
say a bright thing if he tried for a year. Get such a man to go off to
the woods somewhere. Up in Maine or in Canada. As far away from post
offices and telegraph offices as possible. And, by the way, don’t leave
your address at the _Argus_ office.’ Thus it happened, Stilly, when he
described this man so graphically, I at once thought of you.”

“I am deeply gratified, I am sure,” said the professor, with the ghost
of a smile, “to be so promptly remembered in such a connection, and if
I can be of service to you, I shall be very glad. I take it, then, that
you have no intention of stopping in Buffalo?”

“You bet I haven’t. I’m in for the forest primeval, the murmuring
pines and the hemlock, bearded with moss and green in the something or
other--I forget the rest. I want to quit lying on paper, and lie on
my back instead, on the sward or in a hammock. I’m going to avoid all
boarding houses or delightful summer resorts, and go in for the quiet of
the forest.”

“There ought to be some nice places along the lake shore.”

“No, sir. No lake shore for me. It would remind me of the Lake Shore
Railroad when it was calm, and of Long Branch when it was rough. _No_,
sir. The woods, the woods, and the woods. I have hired a tent and a lot
of cooking things. I’m going to take that tent over to Canada to-morrow;
and then I propose we engage a man with a team to cart it somewhere
into the woods, fifteen or twenty miles away. We shall have to be near
a farmhouse, so that we can get fresh butter, milk, and eggs. This, of
course, is a disadvantage; but I shall try to get near someone who has
never even heard of New York.”

“You may find that somewhat difficult.”

“Oh, I don’t know. I have great hopes of the lack of intelligence in the

“Often the narrowest,” said the professor slowly, “are those who think
themselves the most cosmopolitan.”

“Right you are,” cried Yates, skimming lightly over the remark, and
seeing nothing applicable to his case in it. “Well, I’ve laid in about
half a ton, more or less, of tobacco, and have bought an empty jug.”

“An empty one?”

“Yes. Among the few things worth having that the Canadians possess,
is good whisky. Besides, the empty jar will save trouble at the
customhouse. I don’t suppose Canadian rye is as good as the Kentucky
article, but you and I will have to scrub along on it for a while. And,
talking of whisky, just press the button once again.”

The professor did so, saying:

“The doctor made no remark, I suppose, about drinking less or smoking
less, did he?”

“In my case? Well, come to think of it, there _was_ some conversation in
that direction. Don’t remember at the moment just what it amounted to;
but all physicians have their little fads, you know. It doesn’t do to
humor them too much. Ah, boy, there you are again. Well, the professor
wants another drink. Make it a gin fizz this time, and put plenty of ice
in it; but don’t neglect the gin on that account. Certainly; charge it
to room 518.”


“What’s all this tackle?” asked the burly and somewhat red-faced customs
officer at Fort Erie.

“This,” said Yates, “is a tent, with the poles and pegs appertaining
thereto. These are a number of packages of tobacco, on which I shall
doubtless have to pay something into the exchequer of her Majesty. This
is a jug used for the holding of liquids. I beg to call your attention
to the fact that it is at present empty, which unfortunately prevents me
making a libation to the rites of good-fellowship. What my friend has
in that valise I don’t know, but I suspect a gambling outfit, and would
advise you to search him.”

“My valise contains books principally, with some articles of wearing
apparel,” said the professor, opening his grip.

The customs officer looked with suspicion on the whole outfit, and
evidently did not like the tone of the American. He seemed to be
treating the customs department in a light and airy manner, and the
officer was too much impressed by the dignity of his position not to
resent flippancy. Besides, there were rumors of Fenian invasion in the
air, and the officer resolved that no Fenian should get into the country
without paying duty.

“Where are you going with this tent?”

“I’m sure I don’t know. Perhaps you can tell us. I don’t know the
country about here. Say, Stilly, I’m off uptown to attend to the
emptiness in this stone utensil. I’ve been empty too often myself not
to sympathize with its condition. You wrestle this matter out about the
tent. You know the ways of the country, whereas I don’t.”

It was perhaps as well that Yates left negotiations in the hands of
his friend. He was quick enough to see that he made no headway with the
officer, but rather the opposite. He slung the jar ostentatiously over
his shoulder, to the evident discomfort of the professor, and marched up
the hill to the nearest tavern, whistling one of the lately popular war

“Now,” he said to the barkeeper, placing the jar tenderly on the bar,
“fill that up to the nozzle with the best rye you have. Fill it with the
old familiar juice, as the late poet Omar saith.”

The bartender did as he was requested.

“Can you disguise a little of that fluid in any way, so that it may be
taken internally without a man suspecting what he is swallowing?”

The barkeeper smiled. “How would a cocktail fill the vacancy?”

“I can suggest nothing better,” replied Yates. “If you are sure you know
how to make it.”

The man did not resent this imputation of ignorance. He merely said,
with the air of one who gives an incontrovertible answer:

“I am a Kentucky man myself.”

“Shake!” cried Yates briefly, as he reached his hand across the bar.
“How is it you happened to be here?”

“Well, I got in to a little trouble in Louisville, and here I am, where
I can at least look at God’s country.”

“Hold on,” protested Yates. “You’re making only _one_ cocktail.”

“Didn’t you say one?” asked the man, pausing in the compounding.

“Bless you, I never saw one cocktail made in my life. You are with me on

“Just as you say,” replied the other, as he prepared enough for two.

“Now I’ll tell you my fix,” said Yates confidentially. “I’ve got a tent
and some camp things down below at the customhouse shanty, and I want
to get them taken into the woods, where I can camp out with a friend. I
want a place where we can have absolute rest and quiet. Do you know the
country round here? Perhaps you could recommend a spot.”

“Well, for all the time I’ve been here, I know precious little about the
back country. I’ve been down the road to Niagara Falls, but never back
in the woods. I suppose you want some place by the lake or the river?”

“No, I don’t. I want to get clear back into the forest--if there is a

“Well, there’s a man in to-day from somewhere near Ridgeway, I think.
He’s got a hay rack with him, and that would be just the thing to take
your tent and poles. Wouldn’t be very comfortable traveling for you, but
it would be all right for the tent, if it’s a big one.”

“That will suit us exactly. We don’t care a cent about the comfort.
Roughing it is what we came for. Where will I find him?”

“Oh, he’ll be along here soon. That’s his team tied there on the side
street. If he happens to be in good humor, he’ll take your things, and
as like as not give you a place to camp in his woods. Hiram Bartlett’s
his name. And, talking of the old Nick himself, here he is. I say, Mr.
Bartlett, this gentleman was wondering if you couldn’t tote out some of
his belongings. He’s going out your way.”

Bartlett was a somewhat uncouth and wiry specimen of the Canadian farmer
who evidently paid little attention to the subject of dress. He said
nothing, but looked in a lowering way at Yates, with something of
contempt and suspicion in his glance.

Yates had one receipt for making the acquaintance of all mankind.
“Come in, Mr. Bartlett,” he said cheerily, “and try one of my friend’s
excellent cocktails.”

“I take mine straight,” growled Bartlett gruffly, although he stepped
inside the open door. “I don’t want no Yankee mixtures in mine. Plain
whisky’s good enough for any man, if he _is_ a man. I don’t take no
water, neither. I’ve got trouble enough.”

The bartender winked at Yates as he shoved the decanter over to the

“Right you are,” assented Yates cordially.

The farmer did not thaw out in the least because of this prompt
agreement with him, but sipped his whisky gloomily, as if it were a most
disagreeable medicine.

“What did you want me to take out?” he said at last.

“A friend and a tent, a jug of whisky and a lot of jolly good tobacco.”

“How much are you willing to pay?”

“Oh, I don’t know. I’m always willing to do what’s right. How would five
dollars strike you?”

The farmer scowled and shook his head.

“Too much,” he said, as Yates was about to offer more. “‘Taint worth it.
Two and a half would be about the right figure. Don’no but that’s too
much. I’ll think on it going home, and charge you what it’s worth. I’ll
be ready to leave in about an hour, if that suits you. That’s my team on
the other side of the road. If it’s gone when you come back, I’m gone,
an’ you’ll have to get somebody else.”

With this Bartlett drew his coat sleeve across his mouth and departed.

“That’s him exactly,” said the barkeeper. “He’s the most cantankerous
crank in the township. And say, let me give you a pointer. If the
subject of 1812 comes up,--the war, you know,--you’d better admit that
we got thrashed out of our boots; that is, if you want to get along with
Hiram. He hates Yankees like poison.”

“And did we get thrashed in 1812?” asked Yates, who was more familiar
with current topics than with the history of the past.

“Blessed if I know. Hiram says we did. I told him once that we got what
we wanted from old England, and he nearly hauled me over the bar. So I
give you the warning, if you want to get along with him.”

“Thank you. I’ll remember it. So long.”

This friendly hint from the man in the tavern offers a key to the
solution of the problem of Yates’ success on the New York press. He
could get news when no other man could. Flippant and shallow as he
undoubtedly was, he somehow got into the inner confidences of all sorts
of men in a way that made them give him an inkling of anything that
was going on for the mere love of him; and thus Yates often received
valuable assistance from his acquaintances which other reporters could
not get for money.

The New Yorker found the professor sitting on a bench by the
customhouse, chatting with the officer, and gazing at the rapidly
flowing broad blue river in front of them.

“I have got a man,” said Yates, “who will take us out into the
wilderness in about an hour’s time. Suppose we explore the town. I
expect nobody will run away with the tent till we come back.”

“I’ll look after that,” said the officer; and, thanking him, the two
friends strolled up the street. They were a trifle late in getting back,
and when they reached the tavern, they found Bartlett just on the point
of driving home. He gruffly consented to take them, if they did not keep
him more than five minutes loading up. The tent and its belongings
were speedily placed on the hay rack, and then Bartlett drove up to the
tavern and waited, saying nothing, although he had been in such a hurry
a few moments before. Yates did not like to ask the cause of the delay;
so the three sat there silently. After a while Yates said as mildly as
he could:

“Are you waiting for anyone, Mr. Bartlett?”

“Yes,” answered the driver in a surly tone. “I’m waiting for you to
go in fur that jug. I don’t suppose you filled it to leave it on the

“By Jove!” cried Yates, springing off, “I had forgotten all about it,
which shows the extraordinary effect this country has on me already.”
 The professor frowned, but Yates came out merrily, with the jar in his
hand, and Bartlett started his team. They drove out of the village and
up a slight hill, going for a mile or two along a straight and somewhat
sandy road. Then they turned into the Ridge Road, as Bartlett called it,
in answer to a question by the professor, and there was no need to ask
why it was so termed. It was a good highway, but rather stony, the road
being, in places, on the bare rock. It paid not the slightest attention
to Euclid’s definition of a straight line, and in this respect was
rather a welcome change from the average American road. Sometimes they
passed along avenues of overbranching trees, which were evidently relics
of the forest that once covered all the district. The road followed the
ridge, and on each side were frequently to be seen wide vistas of lower
lying country. All along the road were comfortable farmhouses; and it
was evident that a prosperous community flourished along the ridge.

Bartlett spoke only once, and then to the professor, who sat next to

“You a Canadian?”


“Where’s _he_ from?”

“My friend is from New York,” answered the innocent professor.

“Humph!” grunted Bartlett, scowling deeper than ever, after which he
became silent again. The team was not going very fast, although neither
the load nor the road was heavy. Bartlett was muttering a good deal to
himself, and now and then brought down his whip savagely on one or the
other of the horses; but the moment the unfortunate animals quickened
their pace he hauled them in roughly. Nevertheless, they were going
quickly enough to be overtaking a young woman who was walking on alone.
Although she must have heard them coming over the rocky road she did not
turn her head, but walked along with the free and springy step of one
who is not only accustomed to walking, but who likes it. Bartlett paid
no attention to the girl; the professor was endeavoring to read his thin
book as well as a man might who is being jolted frequently; but Yates,
as soon as he recognized that the pedestrian was young, pulled up his
collar, adjusted his necktie with care, and placed his hat in a somewhat
more jaunty and fetching position.

“Are you going to offer that girl a ride?” he said to Bartlett.

“No, I’m not.”

“I think that is rather uncivil,” he added, forgetting the warning he
had had.

“You do, eh? Well, you offer her a ride. You hired the team.”

“By Jove! I will,” said Yates, placing his hand on the outside of the
rack, and springing lightly to the ground.

“Likely thing,” growled Bartlett to the professor, “that she’s going to
ride with the like of him.”

The professor looked for a moment at Yates, politely taking off his hat
to the apparently astonished young woman, but he said nothing.

“Fur two cents,” continued Bartlett, gathering up the reins, “I’d whip
up the horses, and let him walk the rest of the way.”

“From what I know of my friend,” answered the professor slowly, “I think
he would not object in the slightest.”

Bartlett muttered something to himself, and seemed to change his mind
about galloping his horses.

Meanwhile, Yates, as has been said, took off his hat with great
politeness to the fair pedestrian, and as he did so he noticed, with a
thrill of admiration, that she was very handsome. Yates always had an
eye for the beautiful.

“Our conveyance,” he began, “is not as comfortable as it might be, yet I
shall be very happy if you will accept its hospitalities.”

The young woman flashed a brief glance at him from her dark eyes, and
for a moment Yates feared that his language had been rather too choice
for her rural understanding, but before he could amend his phrase she
answered briefly:

“Thank you. I prefer to walk.”

“Well, I don’t know that I blame you. May I ask if you have come all the
way from the village?”


“That is a long distance, and you must be very tired.” There was no
reply; so Yates continued. “At least, I thought it a long distance; but
perhaps that was because I was riding on Bartlett’s hay rack. There is
no ‘downy bed of ease’ about his vehicle.”

As he spoke of the wagon he looked at it, and, striding forward to its
side, said in a husky whisper to the professor:

“Say, Stilly, cover up that jug with a flap of the tent.”

“Cover it up yourself,” briefly replied the other; “it isn’t mine.”

Yates reached across and, in a sort of accidental way, threw the flap
of the tent over the too conspicuous jar. As an excuse for his action he
took up his walking cane and turned toward his new acquaintance. He was
flattered to see that she was loitering some distance behind the wagon,
and he speedily rejoined her. The girl, looking straight ahead, now
quickened her pace, and rapidly shortened the distance between herself
and the vehicle. Yates, with the quickness characteristic of him, made
up his mind that this was a case of country diffidence, which was best
to be met by the bringing down of his conversation to the level of his
hearer’s intelligence.

“Have you been marketing?” he asked.


“Butter and eggs, and that sort of thing?”

“We are farmers,” she answered, “and we sell butter and eggs”--a
pause--“and that sort of thing.”

Yates laughed in his light and cheery way. As he twirled his cane he
looked at his pretty companion. She was gazing anxiously ahead toward a
turn in the road. Her comely face was slightly flushed, doubtless with
the exercise of walking.

“Now, in my country,” continued the New Yorker, “we idolize our women.
Pretty girls don’t tramp miles to market with butter and eggs.”

“Aren’t the girls pretty--in your country?”

Yates made a mental note that there was not as much rurality about
this girl as he had thought at first. There was a piquancy about the
conversation which he liked. That she shared his enjoyment was doubtful,
for a slight line of resentment was noticeable on her smooth brow.

“You bet they’re pretty! I think all American girls are pretty. It seems
their birthright. When I say American, I mean the whole continent, of
course. I’m from the States myself--from New York.” He gave an extra
twirl to his cane as he said this, and bore himself with that air of
conscious superiority which naturally pertains to a citizen of the
metropolis. “But over in the States we think the men should do all the
work, and that the women should--well, spend the money. I must do our
ladies the justice to say that they attend strictly to their share of
the arrangement.”

“It should be a delightful country to live in--for the women.”

“They all say so. We used to have an adage to the effect that America
was paradise for women, purgatory for men, and--well, an entirely
different sort of place for oxen.”

There was no doubt that Yates had a way of getting along with people.
As he looked at his companion he was gratified to note just the faintest
suspicion of a smile hovering about her lips. Before she could answer,
if she had intended to do so, there was a quick clatter of hoofs on
the hard road ahead, and next instant an elegant buggy, whose slender
jet-black polished spokes flashed and twinkled in the sunlight, came
dashing past the wagon. On seeing the two walking together the driver
hauled up his team with a suddenness that was evidently not relished by
the spirited dappled span he drove.

“Hello, Margaret!” he cried; “am I late? Have you walked in all the

“You are just in good time,” answered the girl, without looking toward
Yates, who stood aimlessly twirling his cane. The young woman put her
foot on the buggy step, and sprang lightly in beside the driver. It
needed no second glance to see that he was her brother, not only on
account of the family resemblance between them, but also because
he allowed her to get into the buggy without offering the slightest
assistance, which, indeed, was not needed, and graciously permitted her
to place the duster that covered his knees over her own lap as well. The
restive team trotted rapidly down the road for a few rods, until they
came to a wide place in the highway, and then whirled around, seemingly
within an ace of upsetting the buggy; but the young man evidently knew
his business, and held them in with a firm hand. The wagon was jogging
along where the road was very narrow, and Bartlett kept his team
stolidly in the center of the way.

“Hello, there, Bartlett!” shouted the young man in the buggy; “half the
road, you know--half the road.”

“Take it,” cried Bartlett over his shoulder.

“Come, come, Bartlett, get out of the way, or I’ll run you down.”

“You just try it.”

Bartlett either had no sense of humor or his resentment against his
young neighbor smothered it, since otherwise he would have recognized
that a heavy wagon was in no danger of being run into by a light and
expensive buggy. The young man kept his temper admirably, but he knew
just where to touch the elder on the raw. His sister’s hand was placed
appealingly on his arm. He smiled, and took no notice of her.

“Come, now, you move out, or I’ll have the law on you.”

“The law!” roared Bartlett; “you just try it on.”

“Should think you’d had enough of it by this time.”

“Oh, don’t, don’t, Henry!” protested the girl in distress.

“There aint no law,” yelled Bartlett, “that kin make a man with a load
move out fur anything.”

“You haven’t any load, unless it’s in that jug.”

Yates saw with consternation that the jar had been jolted out from under
its covering, but the happy consolation came to him that the two in the
buggy would believe it belonged to Bartlett. He thought, however, that
this dog-in-the-manger policy had gone far enough. He stepped briskly
forward, and said to Bartlett:

“Better drive aside a little, and let them pass.”

“You ‘tend to your own business,” cried the thoroughly enraged farmer.

“I will,” said Yates shortly, striding to the horses’ heads. He took
them by the bits and, in spite of Bartlett’s maledictions and pulling at
the lines, he drew them to one side, so that the buggy got by.

“Thank you!” cried the young man. The light and glittering carriage
rapidly disappeared up the Ridge Road.

Bartlett sat there for one moment the picture of baffled rage. Then he
threw the reins down on the backs of his patient horses, and descended.

“You take my horses by the head, do you, you good-fur-nuthin’ Yank? You
do, eh? I like your cheek. Touch my horses an’ me a-holdin’ the lines!
Now you hear me? Your traps comes right off here on the road. You hear

“Oh, anybody within a mile can hear you.”

“Kin they? Well, off comes your pesky tent.”

“No, it doesn’t.”

“Don’t it, eh? Well, then, you’ll lick me fust; and that’s something no
Yank ever did nor kin do.”

“I’ll do it with pleasure.”

“Come, come,” cried the professor, getting down on the road, “this has
gone far enough. Keep quiet, Yates. Now, Mr. Bartlett, don’t mind it; he
means no disrespect.”

“Don’t you interfere. You’re all right, an’ I aint got nothin’ ag’in
you. But I’m goin’ to thrash this Yank within an inch of his life; see
if I don’t. We met ‘em in 1812, an’ we fit ‘em an’ we licked ‘em, an’ we
can do it ag’in. I’ll learn ye to take my horses by the head.”

“Teach,” suggested Yates tantalizingly.

Before he could properly defend himself, Bartlett sprang at him and
grasped him round the waist. Yates was something of a wrestler himself,
but his skill was of no avail on this occasion. Bartlett’s right leg
became twisted around his with a steel-like grip that speedily convinced
the younger man he would have to give way or a bone would break. He gave
way accordingly, and the next thing he knew he came down on his back
with a thud that seemed to shake the universe.

“There, darn ye!” cried the triumphant farmer; “that’s 1812 and
Queenstown Heights for ye. How do you like ‘em?”

Yates rose to his feet with some deliberation, and slowly took off his

“Now, now, Yates,” said the professor soothingly, “let it go at this.
You’re not hurt, are you?” he asked anxiously, as he noticed how white
the young man was around the lips.

“Look here, Renmark; you’re a sensible man. There is a time to interfere
and a time not to. This is the time not to. A certain international
element seems to have crept into this dispute. Now, you stand aside,
like a good fellow, for I don’t want to have to thrash both of you.”

The professor stood aside, for he realized that, when Yates called him
by his last name, matters were serious.

“Now, old chucklehead, perhaps you would like to try that again.”

“I kin do it a dozen times, if ye aint satisfied. There aint no Yank
ever raised on pumpkin pie that can stand ag’in that grapevine twist.”

“Try the grapevine once more.”

Bartlett proceeded more cautiously this time, for there was a look in
the young man’s face he did not quite like. He took a catch-as-catch-can
attitude, and moved stealthily in a semi-circle around Yates, who
shifted his position constantly so as to keep facing his foe. At last
Bartlett sprang forward, and the next instant found himself sitting on a
piece of the rock of the country, with a thousand humming birds buzzing
in his head, while stars and the landscape around joined in a dance
together. The blow was sudden, well placed, and from the shoulder.

“That,” said Yates, standing over him, “is 1776--the Revolution--when,
to use your own phrase, we met ye, fit ye, and licked ye. How do you
like it? Now, if my advice is of any use to you, take a broader view
of history than you have done. Don’t confine yourself too much to one
period. Study up the War of the Revolution a bit.”

Bartlett made no reply. After sitting there for a while, until the
surrounding landscape assumed its normal condition, he arose leisurely,
without saying a word. He picked the reins from the backs of the horses
and patted the nearest animal gently. Then he mounted to his place
and drove off. The professor had taken his seat beside the driver, but
Yates, putting on his coat and picking up his cane, strode along in
front, switching off the heads of Canada thistles with his walking stick
as he proceeded.


Bartlett was silent for a long time, but there was evidently something
on his mind, for he communed with himself, his mutterings growing louder
and louder, until they broke the stillness; then he struck the horses,
pulled them in, and began his soliloquy over again. At last he said
abruptly to the professor:

“What’s this Revolution he talked about?”

“It was the War of Independence, beginning in 1776.”

“Never heard of it. Did the Yanks fight us?”

“The colonies fought with England.”

“What colonies?”

“The country now called the United States.”

“They fit with England, eh? Which licked?”

“The colonies won their independence.”

“That means they licked us. I don’t believe a word of it. ‘Pears to me
I’d ‘a’ heard of it; fur I’ve lived in these parts a long time.”

“It was a little before your day.”

“So was 1812; but my father fit in it, an’ I never heard him tell of
this Revolution. He’d ‘a’ known, I sh’d think. There’s a nigger in the
fence somewheres.”

“Well, England was rather busy at the time with the French.”

“Ah, that was it, was it? I’ll bet England never knew the Revolution was
a-goin’ on till it was over. Old Napoleon couldn’t thrash ‘em, and it
don’t stand to reason that the Yanks could. I thought there was some
skullduggery. Why, it took the Yanks four years to lick themselves. I
got a book at home all about Napoleon. He was a tough cuss.”

The professor did not feel called upon to defend the character of
Napoleon, and so silence once more descended upon them. Bartlett seemed
a good deal disturbed by the news he had just heard of the Revolution,
and he growled to himself, while the horses suffered more than usual
from the whip and the hauling back that invariably followed the stroke.
Yates was some distance ahead, and swinging along at a great rate, when
the horses, apparently of their own accord, turned in at an open gateway
and proceeded, in their usual leisurely fashion, toward a large barn,
past a comfortable frame house with a wide veranda in front.

“This is my place,” said Bartlett shortly.

“I wish you had told me a few minutes ago,” replied the professor,
springing off, “so that I might have called to my friend.”

“I’m not frettin’ about him,” said Bartlett, throwing the reins to a
young man who came out of the house.

Renmark ran to the road and shouted loudly to the distant Yates.
Yates apparently did not hear him, but something about the next house
attracted the pedestrian’s attention, and after standing for a moment
and gazing toward the west he looked around and saw the professor
beckoning to him. When the two men met, Yates said:

“So we have arrived, have we? I say, Stilly, she lives in the next
house. I saw the buggy in the yard.”

“She? Who?”

“Why, that good-looking girl we passed on the road. I’m going to buy our
supplies at that house, Stilly, if you have no objections. By the way,
how is my old friend 1812?”

“He doesn’t seem to harbor any harsh feelings. In fact, he was more
troubled about the Revolution than about the blow you gave him.”

“News to him, eh? Well, I’m glad I knocked something into his head.”

“You certainly did it most unscientifically.”

“How do you mean--unscientifically?”

“In the delivery of the blow. I never saw a more awkwardly delivered

Yates looked at his friend in astonishment. How should this calm,
learned man know anything about undercuts or science in blows?

“Well, you must admit I got there just the same.”

“Yes, by brute force. A sledge hammer would have done as well. But you
had such an opportunity to do it neatly and deftly, without any display
of surplus energy, that I regretted to see such an opening thrown away.”

“Heavens and earth, Stilly, this is the professor in a new light!
What do you teach in Toronto University, anyhow? The noble art of

“Not exactly; but if you intend to go through Canada in this belligerent
manner, I think it would be worth your while to take a few hints from

“With striking examples, I suppose. By Jove! I will, Stilly.”

As the two came to the house they found Bartlett sitting in a wooden
rocking chair on the veranda, looking grimly down the road.

“What an old tyrant that man must be in his home!” said Yates. There was
no time for the professor to reply before they came within earshot.

“The old woman’s setting out supper,” said the farmer gruffly, that
piece of information being apparently as near as he could get toward
inviting them to share his hospitality. Yates didn’t know whether it was
meant for an invitation or not, but he answered shortly:

“Thanks, we won’t stay.”

“Speak fur yourself, please,” snarled Bartlett.

“Of course I go with my friend,” said Renmark; “but we are obliged for
the invitation.”

“Please yourselves.”

“What’s that?” cried a cheery voice from the inside of the house, as a
stout, rosy, and very good-natured-looking woman appeared at the front
door. “Won’t stay? _Who_ won’t stay? I’d like to see anybody leave my
house hungry when there’s a meal on the table! And, young men, if you
can get a better meal anywhere on the Ridge than what I’ll give you,
why, you’re welcome to go there next time, but this meal you’ll have
here, inside of ten minutes. Hiram, that’s your fault. You always invite
a person to dinner as if you wanted to wrastle with him!”

Hiram gave a guilty start, and looked with something of mute appeal at
the two men, but said nothing.

“Never mind him,” continued Mrs. Bartlett. “You’re at my house; and,
whatever my neighbors may say ag’in me, I never heard anybody complain
of the lack of good victuals while I was able to do the cooking. Come
right in and wash yourselves, for the road between here and the fort
is dusty enough, even if Hiram never was taken up for fast driving.
Besides, a wash is refreshing after a hot day.”

There was no denying the cordiality of this invitation, and Yates, whose
natural gallantry was at once aroused, responded with the readiness of a
courtier. Mrs. Bartlett led the way into the house; but as Yates passed
the farmer the latter cleared his throat with an effort, and, throwing
his thumb over his shoulder in the direction his wife had taken, said in
a husky whisper:

“No call to--to mention the Revolution, you know.”

“Certainly not,” answered Yates, with a wink that took in the situation.
“Shall we sample the jug before or after supper?”

“After, if it’s all the same to you;” adding, “out in the barn.”

Yates nodded, and followed his friend into the house.

The young men were shown into a bedroom of more than ordinary size, on
the upper floor. Everything about the house was of the most dainty and
scrupulous cleanliness, and an air of cheerful comfort pervaded the
place. Mrs. Bartlett was evidently a housekeeper to be proud of. Two
large pitchers of cool, soft water awaited them, and the wash, as had
been predicted, was most refreshing.

“I say,” cried Yates, “it’s rather cheeky to accept a man’s hospitality
after knocking him down.”

“It would be for most people, but I think you underestimate your cheek,
as you call it.”

“Bravo, Stilly! You’re blossoming out. That’s repartee, that is. With
the accent on the rap, too. Never you mind; I think old 1812 and I will
get on all right after this. It doesn’t seem to bother him any, so I
don’t see why it should worry me. Nice motherly old lady, isn’t she?”

“Who? 1812?”

“No; Mrs. 1812. I’m sorry I complimented you on your repartee. You’ll
get conceited. Remember that what in the newspaper man is clever, in a
grave professor is rank flippancy. Let’s go down.”

The table was covered with a cloth as white and spotless as good linen
can well be. The bread was genuine homemade, a term so often misused
in the cities. It was brown as to crust, and flaky and light as to
interior. The butter, cool from the rock cellar, was of a refreshing
yellow hue. The sight of the well-loaded table was most welcome to
the eyes of hungry travelers. There was, as Yates afterward remarked,
“abundance, and plenty of it.”

“Come, father!” cried Mrs. Bartlett, as the young men appeared; they
heard the rocking chair creak on the veranda in prompt answer to the

“This is my son, gentlemen,” said Mrs. Bartlett, indicating the young
man who stood in a noncommittal attitude near a corner of the room.
The professor recognized him as the person who had taken charge of the
horses when his father came home. There was evidently something of
his father’s demeanor about the young man, who awkwardly and silently
responded to the recognition of the strangers.

“And this is my daughter,” continued the good woman. “Now, what might
your names be?”

“My name is Yates, and this is my friend Professor Renmark of T’ronto,”
 pronouncing the name of the fair city in two syllables, as is, alas! too
often done. The professor bowed, and Yates cordially extended his hand
to the young woman. “How do you do, Miss Bartlett?” he said, “I am happy
to meet you.”

The girl smiled very prettily, and said she hoped they had a pleasant
trip out from Fort Erie.

“Oh, we had,” said Yates, looking for a moment at his host, whose eyes
were fixed on the tablecloth, and who appeared to be quite content to
let his wife run the show. “The road’s a little rocky in places, but
it’s very pleasant.”

“Now, you sit down here, and you here,” said Mrs. Bartlett; “and I do
hope you have brought good appetites with you.”

The strangers took their places, and Yates had a chance to look at the
younger member of the family, which opportunity he did not let slip.
It was hard to believe that she was the daughter of so crusty a man
as Hiram Bartlett. Her cheeks were rosy, with dimples in them that
constantly came and went in her incessant efforts to keep from laughing.
Her hair, which hung about her plump shoulders, was a lovely golden
brown. Although her dress was of the cheapest material, it was neatly
cut and fitted; and her dainty white apron added that touch of wholesome
cleanliness which was so noticeable everywhere in the house. A bit of
blue ribbon at her white throat, and a pretty spring flower just
below it, completed a charming picture, which a more critical and less
susceptible man than Yates might have contemplated with pleasure.

Miss Bartlett sat smilingly at one end of the table, and her father
grimly at the other. The mother sat at the side, apparently looking
on that position as one of vantage for commanding the whole field, and
keeping her husband and her daughter both under her eye. The teapot and
cups were set before the young woman. She did not pour out the tea at
once, but seemed to be waiting instructions from her mother. That
good lady was gazing with some sternness at her husband, he vainly
endeavoring to look at the ceiling or anywhere but at her. He drew his
open hand nervously down his face, which was of unusual gravity even for
him. Finally he cast an appealing glance at his wife, who sat with her
hands folded on her lap, but her eyes were unrelenting. After a
moment’s hopeless irresolution Bartlett bent his head over his plate and

“For what we are about to receive, oh, make us truly thankful. Amen.”

Mrs. Bartlett echoed the last word, having also bowed her head when she
saw surrender in the troubled eyes of her husband.

Now, it happened that Yates, who had seen nothing of this silent
struggle of the eyes, being exceedingly hungry, was making every
preparation for the energetic beginning of the meal. He had spent most
of his life in hotels and New York boarding houses, so that if he ever
knew the adage, “Grace before meat,” he had forgotten it. In the midst
of his preparations came the devout words, and they came upon him as a
stupefying surprise. Although naturally a resourceful man, he was not
quick enough this time to cover his confusion. Miss Bartlett’s golden
head was bowed, but out of the corner of her eye she saw Yates’ look of
amazed bewilderment and his sudden halt of surprise. When all heads were
raised, the young girl’s still remained where it was, while her plump
shoulders quivered. Then she covered her face with her apron, and the
silvery ripple of a laugh came like a smothered musical chime trickling
through her fingers.

“Why, _Kitty_!” cried her mother in astonishment, “whatever is the
matter with you?”

The girl could no longer restrain her mirth. “You’ll have to pour out
the tea, mother!” She exclaimed, as she fled from the room.

“For the land’s sake!” cried the astonished mother, rising to take her
frivolous daughter’s place, “what ails the child? I don’t see what there
is to laugh at.”

Hiram scowled down the table, and was evidently also of the opinion that
there was no occasion for mirth. The professor was equally in the dark.

“I am afraid, Mrs. Bartlett,” said Yates, “that I am the innocent cause
of Miss Kitty’s mirth. You see, madam--it’s a pathetic thing to say, but
really I have had no home life. Although I attend church regularly, of
course,” he added with jaunty mendacity, “I must confess that I haven’t
heard grace at meals for years and years, and--well, I wasn’t just
prepared for it. I have no doubt I made an exhibition of myself, which
your daughter was quick to see.”

“It wasn’t very polite,” said Mrs. Bartlett with some asperity.

“I know that,” pleaded Yates with contrition, “but I assure you it was
unintentional on my part.”

“Bless the man!” cried his hostess. “I don’t mean you. I mean Kitty. But
that girl never _could_ keep her face straight. She always favored me
more than her father.”

This statement was not difficult to believe, for Hiram at that moment
looked as if he had never smiled in his life. He sat silent throughout
the meal, but Mrs. Bartlett talked quite enough for two.

“Well, for my part,” she said, “I don’t know what farming’s coming to!
Henry Howard and Margaret drove past here this afternoon as proud as
Punch in their new covered buggy. Things is very different from what
they was when I was a girl. Then a farmer’s daughter had to work. Now
Margaret’s took her diploma at the ladies’ college, and Arthur he’s
begun at the university, and Henry’s sporting round in a new buggy. They
have a piano there, with the organ moved out into the back room.”

“The whole Howard lot’s a stuck-up set,” muttered the farmer.

But Mrs. Bartlett wouldn’t have that. Any detraction that was necessary
she felt competent to supply, without help from the nominal head of the

“No, I don’t go so far as to say that. Neither would you, Hiram, if you
hadn’t lost your lawsuit about the line fence; and served you right,
too, for it wouldn’t have been begun if I had been at home at the time.
Not but what Margaret’s a good housekeeper, for she wouldn’t be her
mother’s daughter if she wasn’t that; but it does seem to me a queer way
to raise farmers’ children, and I only hope they can keep it up. There
were no pianos nor French and German in _my_ young days.”

“You ought to hear her play! My lands!” cried young Bartlett, who spoke
for the first time. His admiration for her accomplishment evidently went
beyond his powers of expression.

Bartlett himself did not relish the turn the conversation had taken,
and he looked somewhat uneasily at the two strangers. The professor’s
countenance was open and frank, and he was listening with respectful
interest to Mrs. Bartlett’s talk. Yates bent over his plate with flushed
face, and confined himself strictly to the business in hand.

“I am glad,” said the professor innocently to Yates, “that you made the
young lady’s acquaintance. I must ask you for an introduction.”

For once in his life Yates had nothing to say, but he looked at his
friend with an expression that was not kindly. The latter, in answer to
Mrs. Bartlett’s inquiries, told how they had passed Miss Howard on the
road, and how Yates, with his usual kindness of heart, had offered the
young woman the hospitalities of the hay rack. Two persons at the table
were much relieved when the talk turned to the tent. It was young Hiram
who brought about this boon. He was interested in the tent, and he
wanted to know. Two things seemed to bother the boy: First, he was
anxious to learn what diabolical cause had been at work to induce two
apparently sane men to give up the comforts of home and live in this
exposed manner, if they were not compelled to do so. Second, he desired
to find out why people who had the privilege of living in large cities
came of their own accord into the uninteresting country, anyhow. Even
when explanations were offered, the problem seemed still beyond him.

After the meal they all adjourned to the veranda, where the air was cool
and the view extensive. Mrs. Bartlett would not hear of the young men
pitching the tent that night. “Goodness knows, you will have enough of
it, with the rain and the mosquitoes. We have plenty of room here, and
you will have one comfortable night on the Ridge, at any rate. Then in
the morning you can find a place in the woods to suit you, and my boy
will take an ax and cut stakes for you, and help to put up your precious
tent. Only remember that when it rains you are to come to the house,
or you will catch your deaths with cold and rheumatism. It will be very
nice till the novelty wears off; then you are quite welcome to the front
rooms upstairs, and Hiram can take the tent back to Erie the first time
he goes to town.”

Mrs. Bartlett had a way of taking things for granted. It never seemed
to occur to her that any of her rulings might be questioned. Hiram sat
gazing silently at the road, as if all this was no affair of his.

Yates had refused a chair, and sat on the edge of the veranda, with
his back against one of the pillars, in such a position that he might,
without turning his head, look through the open doorway into the room.
where Miss Bartlett was busily but silently clearing away the tea
things. The young man caught fleeting glimpses of her as she moved
airily about her work. He drew a cigar from his case, cut off the end
with his knife, and lit a match on the sole of his boot, doing this with
an easy automatic familiarity that required no attention on his part;
all of which aroused the respectful envy of young Hiram, who sat on a
wooden chair, leaning forward, eagerly watching the man from New York.

“Have a cigar?” said Yates, offering the case to young Hiram.

“No, no; thank you,” gasped the boy, aghast at the reckless audacity of
the proposal.

“What’s that?” cried Mrs. Bartlett. Although she was talking volubly
to the professor, her maternal vigilance never even nodded, much less
slept. “A cigar? Not likely! I’ll say this for my husband and my boy:
that, whatever else they may have done, they have never smoked nor
touched a drop of liquor since I’ve known them, and, please God, they
never will.”

“Oh, I guess it wouldn’t hurt them,” said Yates, with a lack of tact
that was not habitual. He fell several degrees in the estimation of his

“Hurt ‘em?” cried Mrs. Bartlett indignantly. “I guess it won’t get
a chance to.” She turned to the professor, who was a good
listener--respectful and deferential, with little to say for himself.
She rocked gently to and fro as she talked.

Her husband sat unbendingly silent, in a sphinxlike attitude that gave
no outward indication of his mental uneasiness. He was thinking gloomily
that it would be just his luck to meet Mrs. Bartlett unexpectedly in the
streets of Fort Erie on one of those rare occasions when he was
enjoying the pleasures of sin for a season. He had the most pessimistic
forebodings of what the future might have in store for him. Sometimes,
when neighbors or customers “treated” him in the village, and he felt he
had taken all the whisky that cloves would conceal, he took a five-cent
cigar instead of a drink. He did not particularly like the smoking of
it, but there was a certain devil-may-care recklessness in going down
the street with a lighted cigar in his teeth, which had all the more
fascination for him because of its manifest danger. He felt at these
times that he was going the pace, and that it is well our women do not
know of all the wickedness there is in this world. He did not fear that
any neighbor might tell his wife, for there were depths to which no
person could convince Mrs. Bartlett he would descend. But he thought
with horror of some combination of circumstances that might bring his
wife to town unknown to him on a day when he indulged. He pictured, with
a shudder, meeting her unexpectedly on the uncertain plank sidewalk of
Fort Erie, he smoking a cigar. When this nightmare presented itself to
him, he resolved never to touch a cigar again; but he well knew that the
best resolutions fade away if a man is excited with two or three glasses
of liquor.

When Mrs. Bartlett resumed conversation with the professor, Yates looked
up at young Hiram and winked. The boy flushed with pleasure under the
comprehensiveness of that wink. It included him in the attractive halo
of crime that enveloped the fascinating personality of the man from New
York. It seemed to say:

“That’s all right, but we are men of the world. _We_ know.”

Young Hiram’s devotion to the Goddess Nicotine had never reached the
altitude of a cigar. He had surreptitiously smoked a pipe in a secluded
corner behind the barn in days when his father was away. He feared
both his father and his mother, and so was in an even more embarrassing
situation than old Hiram himself. He had worked gradually up to tobacco
by smoking cigarettes of cane made from abandoned hoop-skirts. Crinoline
was fashionable, even in the country, in those days, and ribs of
cane were used before the metallic distenders of dresses came in. One
hoop-skirt, whose usefulness as an article of adornment was gone, would
furnish delight and smoking material for a company of boys for a month.
The cane smoke made the tongue rather raw, but the wickedness was
undeniable. Yates’ wink seemed to recognize young Hiram as a comrade
worthy to offer incense at the shrine, and the boy was a firm friend of
Yates from the moment the eyelid of the latter drooped.

The tea things having been cleared away, Yates got no more glimpses of
the girl through the open door. He rose from his lowly seat and strolled
toward the gate, with his hands in his pockets. He remembered that he
had forgotten something, and cudgeled his brains to make out what it
was. He gazed down the road at the house of the Howards, which naturally
brought to his recollection his meeting with the young girl on the road.
There was a pang of discomfiture in this thought when he remembered
the accomplishments attributed to her by Mrs. Bartlett. He recalled his
condescending tone to her, and recollected his anxiety about the jar.
The jar! That was what he had forgotten. He flashed a glance at old
Hiram, and noted that the farmer was looking at him with something like
reproach in his eyes. Yates moved his head almost imperceptibly toward
the barn, and the farmer’s eyes dropped to the floor of the veranda. The
young man nonchalantly strolled past the end of the house.

“I guess I’ll go to look after the horses,” said the farmer, rising.

“The horses are all right, father. I saw to them,” put in his son, but
the old man frowned him down, and slouched around the corner of the
house. Mrs. Bartlett was too busy talking to the professor to notice. So
good a listener did not fall to her lot every day.

“Here’s looking at you,” said Yates, strolling into the barn, taking
a telescopic metal cup from his pocket, and clinking it into receptive
shape by a jerk of the hand. He offered the now elongated cup to Hiram,
who declined any such modern improvement.

“Help yourself in that thing. The jug’s good enough for me.”

“Three fingers” of the liquid gurgled out into the patented vessel, and
the farmer took the jar, after a furtive look over his shoulder.

“Well, here’s luck.” The newspaper man tossed off the potion with the
facility of long experience, shutting up the dish with his thumb and
finger, as if it were a metallic opera hat.

The farmer drank silently from the jar itself. Then he smote in the cork
with his open palm.

“Better bury it in the wheat bin,” he said morosely. “The boy might find
it if you put it among the oats--feedin’ the horses, ye know.”

“Mighty good place,” assented Yates, as the golden grain flowed in a
wave over the submerged jar. “I say, old man, you know the spot; you’ve
been here before.”

Bartlett’s lowering countenance indicated resentment at the imputation,
but he neither affirmed nor denied. Yates strolled out of the barn,
while the farmer went through a small doorway that led to the stable. A
moment later he heard Hiram calling loudly to his son to bring the pails
and water the horses.

“Evidently preparing an _alibi_,” said Yates, smiling to himself, as he
sauntered toward the gate.


“What’s up? what’s up?” cried Yates drowsily next morning, as a
prolonged hammering at his door awakened him.

“Well, _you’re_ not, anyhow.” He recognized the voice of young Hiram. “I
say, breakfast’s ready. The professor has been up an hour.”

“All right; I’ll be down shortly,” said Yates, yawning, adding to
himself: “Hang the professor!” The sun was streaming in through the
east window, but Yates never before remembered seeing it such a short
distance above the horizon in the morning. He pulled his watch from
the pocket of his vest, hanging on the bedpost. It was not yet seven
o’clock. He placed it to his ear, thinking it had stopped, but found
himself mistaken.

“What an unearthly hour,” he said, unable to check the yawns. Yates’
years on a morning newspaper had made seven o’clock something like
midnight to him. He had been unable to sleep until after two o’clock,
his usual time of turning in, and now this rude wakening seemed
thoughtless cruelty. However, he dressed, and yawned himself downstairs.

They were all seated at breakfast when Yates entered the apartment,
which was at once dining room and parlor.

“Waiting for you,” said young Hiram humorously, that being one of a set
of jokes which suited various occasions. Yates took his place near Miss
Kitty, who looked as fresh and radiant as a spirit of the morning.

“I hope I haven’t kept you waiting long.” he said.

“No fear,” cried Mrs. Bartlett. “If breakfast’s a minute later than
seven o’clock, we soon hear of it from the men-folks. They get precious
hungry by that time.”

“By that time?” echoed Yates. “Then do they get up before seven?”

“Laws! what a farmer you would make, Mr. Yates!” exclaimed Mrs.
Bartlett, laughing.

“Why, everything’s done about the house and barn; horses fed, cows
milked--everything. There never was a better motto made than the one you
learned when you were a boy, and like as not have forgotten all about:

  “‘Early to bed and early to rise
  Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.’

I’m sorry you don’t believe in it, Mr. Yates.”

“Oh, that’s all right,” said Yates with some loftiness; “but I’d like to
see a man get out a morning paper on such a basis. I’m healthy enough,
quite as wealthy as the professor here, and everyone will admit that
I’m wiser than he is; yet I never go to bed until after two o’clock, and
rarely wake before noon.”

Kitty laughed at this, and young Hiram looked admiringly at the New
Yorker, wishing he was as clever.

“For the land’s sake!” cried Mrs. Bartlett, with true feminine
profanity, “What do you do up so late as that?”

“Writing, writing,” said Yates airily; “articles that make dynasties
tremble next morning, and which call forth apologies or libel suits
afterward, as the case may be.”

Young Hiram had no patience with one’s profession as a topic of
conversation. The tent and its future position was the burning question
with him. He mumbled something about Yates having slept late in order to
avoid the hearing of the words of thankfulness at the beginning of the
meal. What his parents caught of this remark should have shown them how
evil communications corrupt good manners; for, big as he was, the boy
had never before ventured even to hint at ridicule on such a subject. He
was darkly frowned upon by his silent father, and sharply reprimanded by
his voluble mother. Kitty apparently thought it rather funny, and would
like to have laughed. As it was, she contented herself with a sly glance
at Yates, who, incredible as it may seem, actually blushed at young
Hiram’s allusion to the confusing incident of the day before.

The professor, who was a kind-hearted man, drew a herring across the

“Mr. Bartlett has been good enough,” said he, changing the subject, “to
say we may camp in the woods at the back of the farm. I have been out
there this morning, and it certainly is a lovely spot.”

“We’re awfully obliged, Mr. Bartlett,” said Yates. “Of course Renmark
went out there merely to show the difference between the ant and the
butterfly. You’ll find out what a humbug he is by and by, Mrs. Bartlett.
He looks honest; but you wait.”

“I know just the spot for the tent,” cried young Hiram--“down in the
hollow by the creek. Then you won’t need to haul water.”

“Yes, and catch their deaths of fever and ague,” said Mrs. Bartlett.
Malaria had not then been invented. “Take my advice, and put your
tent--if you _will_ put it up at all--on the highest ground you can
find. Hauling water won’t hurt you.”

“I agree with you, Mrs. Bartlett. It shall be so. My friend uses no
water--you ought to have seen his bill at the Buffalo hotel. I have it
somewhere, and am going to pin it up on the outside of the tent as a
warning to the youth of this neighborhood--and what water I need I can
easily carry up from the creek.”

The professor did not defend himself, and Mrs. Bartlett evidently took a
large discount from all that Yates said. She was a shrewd woman.

After breakfast the men went out to the barn. The horses were hitched
to the wagon, which still contained the tent and fittings. Young Hiram
threw an ax and a spade among the canvas folds, mounted to his place,
and drove up the lane leading to the forest, followed by Yates and
Renmark on foot, leaving the farmer in his barnyard with a cheery
good-by, which he did not see fit to return.

First, a field of wheat; next, an expanse of waving hay that soon would
be ready for the scythe; then, a pasture field, in which some young
horses galloped to the fence, gazing for a moment at the harnessed
horses, whinnying sympathetically, off the next with flying heels wildly
flung in the air, rejoicing in their own contrast of liberty, standing
at the farther corner and snorting defiance to all the world; last, the
cool shade of the woods into which the lane ran, losing its identity as
a wagon road in diverging cow paths. Young Hiram knew the locality well,
and drove direct to an ideal place for camping. Yates was enchanted. He
included all that section of the country in a sweeping wave of his hand,
and burst forth:

  “‘This is the spot, the center of the grove:
  There stands the oak, the monarch of the wood.
  In such a place as this, at such an hour,
  We’ll raise a tent to ward off sun and shower.’

Shakespeare improved.”

“I think you are mistaken,” said Renmark.

“Not a bit it. Couldn’t be a better camping ground.”

“Yes; I know that. I picked it out two hours ago. But you were wrong in
your quotation. It is not by Shakespeare and yourself, as you seem to

“Isn’t it? Some other fellow, eh? Well, if Shake is satisfied, I am. Do
you know, Renny, I calculate that, line for line, I’ve written about ten
times as much as Shakespeare. Do the literati recognize that fact? Not a
bit of it. This is an ungrateful world, Stilly.”

“It is, Dick. Now, what are you going to do toward putting up the tent?”

“Everything, my boy, everything. I know more about putting up tents than
you do about science, or whatever you teach. Now, Hiram, my boy, you cut
me some stakes about two feet long--stout ones. Here, professor, throw
off that coat and _négligé_ manner, and grasp this spade. I want some
trenches dug.”

Yates certainly made good his words. He understood the putting up of
tents, his experience in the army being not yet remote. Young Hiram
gazed with growing admiration at Yates’ deftness and evident knowledge
of what he was about, while his contempt for the professor’s futile
struggle with a spade entangled in tree roots was hardly repressed.

“Better give me that spade,” he said at length; but there was an element
of stubbornness in Renmark’s character. He struggled on.

At last the work was completed, stakes driven, ropes tightened, trenches

Yates danced, and gave the war whoop of the country.

  “Thus the canvas tent has risen,
  All the slanting stakes are driven,
  Stakes of oak and stakes of beechwood:
  Mops his brow, the tired professor;
  Grins with satisfaction, Hiram;
  Dances wildly, the reporter--
  Calls aloud for gin and water.

Longfellow, old man, Longfellow. Bet you a dollar on it!” And the
frivolous Yates poked the professor in the ribs.

“Richard,” said the latter, “I can stand only a certain amount of
this sort of thing. I don’t wish to call any man a fool, but you act
remarkably like one.”

“Don’t be mealy-mouthed, Renny; call a spade a spade. By George! young
Hiram has gone off and forgotten his--And the ax, too! Perhaps they’re
left for us. He’s a good fellow, is young Hiram. A fool? Of course I’m
a fool. That’s what I came for, and that’s what I’m going to be for the
next two weeks. ‘A fool--a fool, I met a fool i’ the forest’--just the
spot for him. Who could be wise here after years of brick and mortar?

“Where are your eyes, Renny,” he cried, “that you don’t grow wild when
you look around you? See the dappled sunlight filtering through the
leaves; listen to the murmur of the wind in the branches; hear the
trickle of the brook down there; notice the smooth bark of the beech
and the rugged covering of the oak; smell the wholesome woodland scents.
Renmark, you have no soul, or you could not be so unmoved. It is like
paradise. It is--Say, Renny, by Jove, I’ve forgotten that jug at the

“It will be left there.”

“Will it? Oh, well, if you say so.”

“I do say so. I looked around for it this morning to smash it, but
couldn’t find it.”

“Why didn’t you ask old Bartlett?”

“I did; but he didn’t know where it was.”

Yates threw himself down on the moss and laughed, flinging his arms and
legs about with the joy of living.

“Say, Culture, have you got any old disreputable clothes with you? Well,
then, go into the tent and put them on; then come out and lie on your
back and look up at the leaves. You’re a good fellow, Renny, but decent
clothes spoil you. You won’t know yourself when you get ancient duds
on your back. Old clothes mean freedom, liberty, all that our ancestors
fought for. When you come out, we’ll settle who’s to cook and who to
wash dishes. I’ve settled it already in my own mind, but I am not so
selfish as to refuse to discuss the matter with you.”

When the professor came out of the tent, Yates roared. Renmark himself
smiled; he knew the effect would appeal to Yates.

“By Jove! old man, I ought to have included a mirror in the outfit.
The look of learned respectability, set off with the garments of a
disreputable tramp, makes a combination that is simply killing. Well,
you can’t spoil _that_ suit, anyhow. Now sprawl.”

“I’m very comfortable standing up, thank you.”

“Get down on your back. You hear me?”

“Put me there.”

“You mean it?” asked Yates, sitting up.


“Say, Renny, beware. I don’t want to hurt you.”

“I’ll forgive you for once.”

“On your head be it.”

“On my back, you mean.”

“That’s not bad, Renny,” cried Yates, springing to his feet. “Now, it
will hurt. You have fair warning. I have spoken.”

The young men took sparring attitudes. Yates tried to do it gently at
first, but, finding he could not touch his opponent, struck out more
earnestly, again giving a friendly warning. This went on ineffectually
for some time, when the professor, with a quick movement, swung around
his foot with the airy grace of a dancing master, and caught Yates just
behind the knee, at the same time giving him a slight tap on the breast.
Yates was instantly on his back.

“Oh, I say, Renny, that wasn’t fair. That was a kick.”

“No, it wasn’t. It is merely a little French touch. I learned it in
Paris. They _do_ kick there, you know; and it is good to know how to use
your feet as well as your fists if you are set on by three, as I was one
night in the Latin Quarter.”

Yates sat up.

“Look here, Renmark; when were you in Paris?”

“Several times.”

Yates gazed at him for a few moments, then said:

“Renny, you improve on acquaintance. I never saw a Bool-var in my life.
You must teach me that little kick.”

“With pleasure,” said Renmark, sitting down, while the other sprawled at
full length. “Teaching is my business, and I shall be glad to exercise
any talents I may have in that line. In endeavoring to instruct a
New York man the first step is to convince him that he doesn’t know
everything. That is the difficult point. Afterward everything is easy.”

“Mr. Stillson Renmark, you are pleased to be severe. Know that you
are forgiven. This delicious sylvan retreat does not lend itself to
acrimonious dispute, or, in plain English, quarreling. Let dogs delight,
if they want to; I refuse to be goaded by your querulous nature into
giving anything but the soft answer. Now to business. Nothing is
so conducive to friendship, when two people are camping out, as a
definition of the duties of each at the beginning. Do you follow me?”

“Perfectly. What do you propose?”

“I propose that you do the cooking and I wash the dishes. We will forage
for food alternate days.”

“Very well. I agree to that.”

Richard Yates sat suddenly upright, looking at his friend with reproach
in his eyes. “See here, Renmark; are you resolved to force on an
international complication the very first day? That’s no fair show to
give a man.”

“What isn’t?”

“Why, agreeing with him. There are depths of meanness in your character,
Renny, that I never suspected. You know that people who camp out always
object to the part assigned them by their fellow-campers. I counted on
that. I’ll do anything but wash dishes.”

“Then why didn’t you say so?”

“Because any sane man would have said ‘no’ when I suggested cooking,
merely _because_ I suggested it. There is no diplomacy about you,
Renmark. A man doesn’t know where to find you when you act like that.
When you refused to do the cooking, I would have said: ‘Very well, then,
I’ll do it,’ and everything would have been lovely; but now----”

Yates lay down again in disgust. There are moments in life when language
fails a man.

“Then it’s settled that you do the cooking and I wash the dishes?” said
the professor.

“Settled? Oh yes, if you say so; but all the pleasure of getting one’s
own way by the use of one’s brains is gone. I hate to be agreed with in
that objectionably civil manner.”

“Well, that point being arranged, who begins the foraging--you or I?”

“Both, Herr Professor, both. I propose to go to the house of the
Howards, and I need an excuse for the first visit; therefore I shall
forage to a limited extent. I go ostensibly for bread. As I may not get
any, you perhaps should bring some from whatever farmhouse you choose as
the scene of your operations. Bread is always handy in the camp, fresh
or stale. When in doubt, buy more bread. You can never go wrong, and the
bread won’t.”

“What else should I get? Milk, I suppose?”

“Certainly; eggs, butter--anything. Mrs. Bartlett will give you hints on
what to get that will be more valuable than mine.”

“Have you all the cooking utensils you need?”

“I think so. The villain from whom I hired the outfit said it was
complete. Doubtless he lied; but we’ll manage, I think.”

“Very well. If you wait until I change my clothes, I’ll go with you as
far as the road.”

“My dear fellow, be advised, and don’t change. You’ll get everything
twenty per cent. cheaper in that rig-out. Besides, you are so much more
picturesque. Your costume may save us from starvation if we run short
of cash. You can get enough for both of us as a professional tramp. Oh,
well, if you insist, I’ll wait. Good advice is thrown away on a man like


Margaret Howard stood at the kitchen table kneading dough. The room was
called the kitchen, which it was not, except in winter. The stove was
moved out in spring to a lean-to, easily reached through the open door
leading to the kitchen veranda.

When the stove went out or came in, it marked the approach or the
departure of summer. It was the heavy pendulum whose swing this way or
that indicated the two great changes of the year. No job about the
farm was so much disliked by the farmer and his boys as the semiannual
removal of the stove. Soot came down, stovepipes gratingly grudged to go
together again; the stove was heavy and cumbersome, and many a pain in a
rural back dated from the journey of the stove from outhouse to kitchen.

The kitchen itself was a one-story building, which projected back from
the two-story farmhouse, giving the whole a T-shape. There was a veranda
on each side of the kitchen, as well as one along the front of the house

Margaret’s sleeves were turned back nearly to her elbows, showing a pair
of white and shapely arms. Now and then she deftly dusted the kneading
board with flour to prevent the dough sticking, and as she pressed
her open palms into the smooth, white, spongy mass, the table groaned
protestingly. She cut the roll with a knife into lumps that were patted
into shape, and placed side by side, like hillocks of snow, in the
sheet-iron pan.

At this moment there was a rap at the open kitchen door, and Margaret
turned round, startled, for visitors were rare at that hour of the day;
besides, neighbors seldom made such a concession to formality as to
knock. The young girl flushed as she recognized the man who had spoken
to her the day before. He stood smiling in the doorway, with his hat in
his hand. She uttered no word of greeting or welcome, but stood looking
at him, with her hand on the floury table.

“Good-morning, Miss Howard,” said Yates blithely; “may I come in? I have
been knocking for some time fruitlessly at the front door, so I took the
liberty of coming around.”

“I did not hear you knock,” answered Margaret. She neglected to invite
him in, but he took the permission for granted and entered, seating
himself as one who had come to stay. “You must excuse me for going on
with my work,” she added; “bread at this stage will not wait.”

“Certainly, certainly. Please do not let me interrupt you. I have made
my own bread for years, but not in that way. I am glad that you are
making bread, for I have come to see if I can buy some.”

“Really? Perhaps I can sell you some butter and eggs as well.”

Yates laughed in that joyous, free-hearted manner of his which had much
to do with his getting on in the world. It was difficult to remain long
angry with so buoyant a nature.

“Ah, Miss Howard, I see you haven’t forgiven me for that remark. You
surely could not have thought I meant it. I really intended it for a
joke, but I am willing to admit, now that I look back on it, that the
joke was rather poor; but, then, most of my jokes are rather shopworn.”

“I am afraid I lack a sense of humor.”

“All women do,” said Yates with easy confidence. “At least, all I’ve
ever met.”

Yates was sitting in a wooden chair, which he now placed at the end of
the table, tilting it back until his shoulders rested against the
wall. His feet were upon the rung, and he waved his hat back and forth,
fanning himself, for it was warm. In this position he could look up at
the face of the pretty girl before him, whose smooth brow was touched
with just the slightest indication of a faint frown. She did not
even glance at the self-confident young man, but kept her eyes fixed
resolutely on her work. In the silence the table creaked as Margaret
kneaded the dough. Yates felt an unaccustomed sensation of embarrassment
creeping over him, and realized that he would have to re-erect the
conversation on a new basis. It was manifestly absurd that a resourceful
New Yorker, who had conversed unabashed with presidents, senators,
generals, and other great people of a great nation, should be put out of
countenance by the unaccountable coldness of a country girl in the wilds
of Canada.

“I have not had an opportunity of properly introducing myself,” he
said at last, when the creaking of the table, slight as it was, became
insupportable. “My name is Richard Yates, and I come from New York. I
am camping out in this neighborhood to relieve, as it were, a mental
strain--the result of years of literary work.”

Yates knew from long experience that the quickest and surest road to a
woman’s confidence was through her sympathy. “Mental strain” struck
him as a good phrase, indicating midnight oil and the hollow eye of the
devoted student.

“Is your work mental, then?” asked Margaret incredulously, flashing, for
the first time, a dark-eyed look at him.

“Yes,” Yates laughed uneasily. He had manifestly missed fire. “I notice
by your tone that you evidently think my equipment meager. You should
not judge by appearances, Miss Howard. Most of us are better than we
seem, pessimists to the contrary notwithstanding. Well, as I was saying,
the camping company consists of two partners. We are so different
in every respect that we are the best of friends. My partner is Mr.
Stillson Renmark, professor of something or other in University College,

For the first time Margaret exhibited some interest in the conversation.

“Professor Renmark? I have heard of him.”

“Dear me! I had no idea the fame of the professor had penetrated beyond
the precincts of the university--if a university has precincts. He told
me it had all the modern improvements, but I suspected at the time that
was merely Renny’s brag.”

The frown on the girl’s brow deepened, and Yates was quick to see that
he had lost ground again, if, indeed, he had ever gained any, which he
began to doubt. She evidently did not relish his glib talk about the
university. He was just about to say something deferentially about that
institution, for he was not a man who would speak disrespectfully of
the equator if he thought he might curry favor with his auditor by
doing otherwise, when it occurred to him that Miss Howard’s interest was
centered in the man, and not in the university.

“In this world, Miss Howard,” he continued, “true merit rarely finds
its reward; at least, the reward shows some reluctance in making itself
visible in time for man to enjoy it. Professor Renmark is a man so
worthy that I was rather astonished to learn that you knew of him. I
am glad for his sake that it is so, for no man more thoroughly deserves
fame than he.”

“I know nothing of him,” said Margaret, “except what my brother has
written. My brother is a student at the university.”

“Is he really? And what is he going in for?”

“A good education.”

Yates laughed.

“Well, that is an all-round handy thing for a person to have about him.
I often wish I had had a university training. Still, it is not valued
in an American newspaper office as much as might be. Yet,” he added in
a tone that showed he did not desire to be unfair to a man of education,
“I have known some university men who became passably good reporters in

The girl made no answer, but attended strictly to the work in hand.
She had the rare gift of silence, and these intervals of quiet abashed
Yates, whose most frequent boast was that he could outtalk any man
on earth. Opposition, or even abuse, merely served as a spur to his
volubility, but taciturnity disconcerted him.

“Well,” he cried at length, with something like desperation, “let us
abandon this animated discussion on the subject of education, and take
up the more practical topic of bread. Would you believe, Miss Howard,
that I am an expert in bread making?”

“I think you said already that you made your bread.”

“Ah, yes, but I meant then that I made it by the sweat of my good lead
pencil. Still, I have made bread in my time, and I believe that some of
those who subsisted upon it are alive to-day. The endurance of the human
frame is something marvelous, when you come to think of it. I did the
baking in a lumber camp one winter. Used to dump the contents of a
sack of flour into a trough made out of a log, pour in a pail or two
of melted snow, and mix with a hoe after the manner of a bricklayer’s
assistant making mortar. There was nothing small or mean about my bread
making. I was in the wholesale trade.”

“I pity the unfortunate lumbermen.”

“Your sympathy is entirely misplaced, Miss Howard. You ought to pity me
for having to pander to such appetites as those men brought in from
the woods with them. They never complained of the quality of the bread,
although there was occasionally some grumbling about the quantity. I
have fed sheaves to a threshing machine and logs to a sawmill, but their
voracity was nothing to that of a big lumberman just in from felling
trees. Enough, and plenty of it, is what he wants. No ‘tabbledote’ for
him. He wants it all at once, and he wants it right away. If there is
any washing necessary, he is content to do it after the meal. I
know nothing, except a morning paper, that has such an appetite for
miscellaneous stuff as the man of the woods.”

The girl made no remark, but Yates could see that she was interested in
his talk in spite of herself. The bread was now in the pans, and she
had drawn out the table to the middle of the floor; the baking board
had disappeared, and the surface of the table was cleaned. With a
light, deft motion of her two hands she had whisked over its surface the
spotlessly white cloth, which flowed in waves over the table and finally
settled calmly in its place like the placid face of a pond in the
moonlight. Yates realized that the way to success lay in keeping the
conversation in his own hands and not depending on any response. In this
way a man may best display the store of knowledge he possesses, to
the admiration and bewilderment of his audience, even though his store
consists merely of samples like the outfit of a commercial traveler; yet
a commercial traveler who knows his business can so arrange his samples
on the table of his room in a hotel that they give the onlooker an idea
of the vastness and wealth of the warehouses from which they are drawn.

“Bread,” said Yates with the serious air of a very learned man, “is a
most interesting subject. It is a historical subject--it is a biblical
subject. As an article of food it is mentioned oftener in the Bible than
any other. It is used in parable and to point a moral. ‘Ye must not live
on bread alone.’”

From the suspicion of a twinkle in the eye of his listener he feared he
had not quoted correctly. He knew he was not now among that portion of
his samples with which he was most familiar, so he hastened back to the
historical aspect of his subject. Few people could skate over thinner
ice than Richard Yates, but his natural shrewdness always caused him to
return to more solid footing.

“Now, in this country bread has gone through three distinct stages, and
although I am a strong believer in progress, yet, in the case of our
most important article of food, I hold that the bread of to-day is
inferior to the bread our mothers used to make, or perhaps, I should
say, our grandmothers. This is, unfortunately, rapidly becoming the age
of machinery--and machinery, while it may be quicker, is certainly not
so thorough as old-fashioned hand work. There is a new writer in England
named Ruskin who is very bitter against machinery. He would like to see
it abolished--at least, so he says. I will send for one of his books,
and show it to you, if you will let me.”

“You, in New York, surely do not call the author of ‘Modern Painters’
and ‘The Seven Lamps of Architecture’ a new man. My father has one of
his books which must be nearly twenty years old.”

This was the longest speech Margaret had made to him, and, as he said
afterward to the professor in describing its effects, it took him right
off his feet. He admitted to the professor, but not to the girl, that he
had never read a word of Ruskin in his life. The allusion he had made to
him he had heard someone else use, and he had worked it into an article
before now with telling effect. “As Mr. Ruskin says” looked well in a
newspaper column, giving an air of erudition and research to it. Mr.
Yates, however, was not at the present moment prepared to enter into a
discussion on either the age or the merits of the English writer.

“Ah, well,” he said, “technically speaking, of course, Ruskin is not a
new man. What I meant was that he is looked on--ah--in New York as--that
is--you know--as comparatively new--comparatively new. But, as I was
saying about bread, the old log-house era of bread, as I might call it,
produced the most delicious loaf ever made in this country. It was the
salt-rising kind, and was baked in a round, flat-bottomed iron kettle.
Did you ever see the baking kettle of other days?”

“I think Mrs. Bartlett has one, although she never uses it now. It was
placed on the hot embers, was it not?”

“Exactly,” said Yates, noting with pleasure that the girl was thawing,
as he expressed it to himself. “The hot coals were drawn out and the
kettle placed upon them. When the lid was in position, hot coals were
put on he top of it. The bread was firm and white and sweet inside, with
the most delicious golden brown crust all around. Ah, that was bread!
but perhaps I appreciated it because I was always hungry in those days.
Then came the alleged improvement of the tin Dutch oven. That was the
second stage in the evolution of bread in this country. It also belonged
to the log-house and open-fireplace era. Bread baked by direct heat from
the fire and reflected heat from the polished tin. I think our present
cast-iron stove arrangement is preferable to that, although not up to
the old-time kettle.”

If Margaret had been a reader of the New York _Argus_, she would have
noticed that the facts set forth by her visitor had already appeared in
that paper, much elaborated, in an article entitled “Our Daily Bread.”
 In the pause that ensued after Yates had finished his dissertation on
the staff of life the stillness was broken by a long wailing cry. It
began with one continued, sustained note, and ended with a wail half
a tone below the first. The girl paid no attention to it, but Yates
started to his feet.

“In the name of--What’s that?”

Margaret smiled, but before she could answer the stillness was again
broken by what appeared to be the more distant notes of a bugle.

“The first,” she said, “was Kitty Bartlett’s voice calling the men home
from the field for dinner. Mrs. Bartlett is a very good housekeeper
and is usually a few minutes ahead of the neighbors with the meals. The
second was the sound of a horn farther up the road. It is what you would
deplore as the age of tin applied to the dinner call, just as your tin
oven supplanted the better bread maker. I like Kitty’s call much better
than the tin horn. It seems to me more musical, although it appeared to
startle you.”

“Oh, you can talk!” cried Yates with audacious admiration, at which the
girl colored slightly and seemed to retire within herself again. “And
you can make fun of people’s historical lore, too. Which do you use--the
tin horn or the natural voice?”

“Neither. If you will look outside, you will see a flag at the top of a
pole. That is our signal.”

It flashed across the mind of Yates that this was intended as an
intimation that he might see many things outside to interest him. He
felt that his visit had not been at all the brilliant success he had
anticipated. Of course the quest for bread had been merely an excuse. He
had expected to be able to efface the unfavorable impression he knew he
had made by his jaunty conversation on the Ridge Road the day before,
and he realized that his position was still the same. A good deal of
Yates’ success in life came from the fact that he never knew when he was
beaten. He did not admit defeat now, but he saw he had, for some reason,
not gained any advantage in a preliminary skirmish. He concluded it
would be well to retire in good order, and renew the contest at some
future time. He was so unused to anything like a rebuff that all
his fighting qualities were up in arms, and he resolved to show this
unimpressionable girl that he was not a man to be lightly valued.

As he rose the door from the main portion of the house opened, and
there entered a woman hardly yet past middle age, who had once been
undoubtedly handsome, but on whose worn and faded face was the look
of patient weariness which so often is the result of a youth spent in
helping a husband to overcome the stumpy stubbornness of an American
bush farm. When the farm is conquered, the victor is usually vanquished.
It needed no second glance to see that she was the mother from whom
the daughter had inherited her good looks. Mrs. Howard did not appear
surprised to see a stranger standing there; in fact, the faculty of
being surprised at anything seemed to have left her. Margaret introduced
them quietly, and went about her preparation for the meal. Yates greeted
Mrs. Howard with effusion. He had come, he said, on a bread mission. He
thought he knew something about bread, but he now learned he came too
early in the day. He hoped he might have the privilege of repeating his

“But you are not going now?” said Mrs. Howard with hospitable anxiety.

“I fear I have already stayed too long,” answered Yates lingeringly.
“My partner, Professor Renmark, is also on a foraging expedition at your
neighbors’, the Bartletts. He is doubtless back in camp long ago, and
will be expecting me.”

“No fear of that. Mrs. Bartlett would never let anyone go when there is
a meal on the way.”

“I am afraid I shall be giving extra trouble by staying. I imagine there
is quite enough to do in every farmhouse without entertaining any chance
tramp who happens along. Don’t you agree with me for once, Miss Howard?”

Yates was reluctant to go, and yet he did not wish to stay unless
Margaret added her invitation to her mother’s. He felt vaguely that
his reluctance did him credit, and that he was improving. He could not
remember a time when he had not taken without question whatever the gods
sent, and this unaccustomed qualm of modesty caused him to suspect that
there were depths in his nature hitherto unexplored. It always flatters
a man to realize that he is deeper than he thought.

Mrs. Howard laughed in a subdued manner because Yates likened himself to
a tramp, and Margaret said coldly:

“Mother’s motto is that one more or less never makes any difference.”

“And what is your motto, Miss Howard?”

“I don’t think Margaret has any,” said Mrs. Howard, answering for her
daughter. “She is like her father. She reads a great deal and doesn’t
talk much. He would read all the time, if he did not have to work. I see
Margaret has already invited you, for she has put an extra plate on the

“Ah, then,” said Yates, “I shall have much pleasure in accepting both
the verbal and the crockery invitation. I am sorry for the professor at
his lonely meal by the tent; for he is a martyr to duty, and I feel sure
Mrs. Bartlett will not be able to keep him.”

Before Mrs. Howard could reply there floated in to them, from the
outside, where Margaret was, a cheery voice which Yates had no
difficulty in recognizing as belonging to Miss Kitty Bartlett.

“Hello, Margaret!” she said. “Is he here?”

The reply was inaudible.

“Oh, you know whom I mean. That conceited city fellow.”

There was evidently an admonition and a warning.

“Well, I don’t care if he does. I’ll tell him so to his face. It might
do him good.”

Next moment there appeared a pretty vision in the doorway. On the fair
curls, which were flying about her shoulders, had been carelessly
placed her brother’s straw hat, with a broad and torn brim. Her face was
flushed with running; and of the fact that she was a very lovely girl
there was not the slightest doubt.

“How de do?” she said to Mrs. Howard, and, nodding to Yates, cried: “I
knew you were here, but I came over to make sure. There’s going to be
war in our house. Mother’s made a prisoner of the professor already,
but he doesn’t know it. He thinks he’s going back to the tent, and she’s
packing up the things he wanted, and doing it awfully slow, till I get
back. He said you would be sure to be waiting for him out in the woods.
We both told him there was no fear of that. You wouldn’t leave a place
where there was good cooking for all the professors in the world.”

“You are a wonderful judge of character, Miss Bartlett,” said Yates,
somewhat piqued by her frankness.

“Of course I am. The professor knows ever so much more than you, but he
doesn’t know when he’s well off, just the same. You do. He’s a quiet,
stubborn man.”

“And which do you admire the most, Miss Bartlett--a quiet, stubborn man,
or one who is conceited?”

Miss Kitty laughed heartily, without the slightest trace of
embarrassment. “Detest, you mean. I’m sure I don’t know. Margaret, which
is the most objectionable?”

Margaret looked reproachfully at her neighbor on being thus suddenly
questioned, but said nothing.

Kitty, laughing again, sprang toward her friend, dabbed a little kiss,
like the peck of a bird, on each cheek, cried: “Well, I must be off,
or mother will have to tie up the professor to keep him,” and was off
accordingly with the speed and lightness of a young fawn.

“Extraordinary girl,” remarked Yates, as the flutter of curls and calico
dress disappeared.

“She is a good girl,” cried Margaret emphatically.

“Bless me, I said nothing to the contrary. But don’t you think she is
somewhat free with her opinions about other people?” asked Yates.

“She did not know that you were within hearing when she first spoke, and
after that she brazened it out. That’s her way. But she’s a kind girl
and good-hearted, otherwise she would not have taken the trouble to come
over here merely because your friend happened to be surly.”

“Oh, Renny is anything but surly,” said Yates, as quick to defend his
friend as she was to stand up for hers. “As I was saying a moment ago,
he is a martyr to duty, and if he thought I was at the camp, nothing
would keep him. Now he will have a good dinner in peace when he knows I
am not waiting for him, and a good dinner is more than he will get when
I take to the cooking.”

By this time the silent signal on the flagpole had done its work, and
Margaret’s father and brother arrived from the field. They put their
broad straw hats on the roof of the kitchen veranda, and, taking water
in a tin basin from the rain barrel, placed it on a bench outside and
proceeded to wash vigorously.

Mr. Howard was much more interested in his guest than his daughter had
apparently been. Yates talked glibly, as he could always do if he had a
sympathetic audience, and he showed an easy familiarity with the great
people of this earth that was fascinating to a man who had read much of
them, but who was, in a measure, locked out of the bustling world. Yates
knew many of the generals in the late war, and all of the politicians.
Of the latter there was not an honest man among them, according to the
reporter; of the former there were few who had not made the most ghastly
mistakes. He looked on the world as a vast hoard of commonplace people,
wherein the men of real genius were buried out of sight, if there were
any men of genius, which he seemed to doubt, and those on the top were
there either through their own intrigues or because they had been forced
up by circumstances. His opinions sometimes caused a look of pain to
cross the face of the older man, who was enthusiastic in his quiet way,
and had his heroes. He would have been a strong Republican if he had
lived in the States; and he had watched the four-years’ struggle,
through the papers, with keen and absorbed interest. The North had been
fighting, in his opinion, for the great and undying principle of human
liberty, and had deservedly won. Yates had no such delusion. It was a
politicians’ war, he said. Principle wasn’t in it. The North would have
been quite willing to let slavery stand if the situation had not been
forced by the firing on Fort Sumter. Then the conduct of the war did not
at all meet the approval of Mr. Yates.

“Oh, yes,” he said, “I suppose Grant will go down into history as a
great general. The truth is that he simply knew how to subtract. That
is all there is in it. He had the additional boon of an utter lack of
imagination. We had many generals who were greater than Grant, but they
were troubled with imaginations. Imagination will ruin the best general
in the world. Now, take yourself, for example. If you were to kill a man
unintentionally, your conscience would trouble you all the rest of your
life. Think how you would feel, then, if you were to cause the death of
ten thousand men all in a lump. It would break you down. The mistake an
ordinary man makes may result in the loss of a few dollars, which can be
replaced; but if a general makes a mistake, the loss can never be made
up, for his mistakes are estimated by the lives of men. He says ‘Go’
when he should have said ‘Come.’ He says ‘Attack’ when he should have
said ‘Retreat.’ What is the result? Five, ten, or fifteen thousand men,
many of them better men than he is, left dead on the field. Grant had
nothing of this feeling. He simply knew how to subtract, as I said
before. It is like this: You have fifty thousand men and I have
twenty-five thousand. When I kill twenty-five thousand of your men and
you kill twenty-five thousand of my men, you have twenty-five thousand
left and I have none. You are the victor, and the thoughtless crowd
howls about you, but that does not make you out the greatest general
by a long shot. If Lee had had Grant’s number, and Grant had Lee’s, the
result would have been reversed. Grant set himself to do this little sum
in subtraction, and he did it--did it probably as quickly as any other
man would have done it, and he knew that when it was done the war would
have to stop. That’s all there was to it.”

The older man shook his head. “I doubt,” he said, “if history will take
your view either of the motives of those in power or of the way the war
was carried on. It was a great and noble struggle, heroically fought by
those deluded people who were in the wrong, and stubbornly contested at
immense self-sacrifice by those who were in the right.”

“What a pity it was,” said young Howard to the newspaper man, with a
rudeness that drew a frown from his father, “that you didn’t get to show
‘em how to carry on the war.”

“Well,” said Yates, with a humorous twinkle in his eye, “I flatter
myself that I would have given them some valuable pointers. Still, it is
too late to bemoan their neglect now.”

“Oh, you may have a chance yet,” continued the unabashed young man.
“They say the Fenians are coming over here this time sure. You ought to
volunteer either on our side or on theirs, and show how a war ought to
be carried on.”

“Oh, there’s nothing in the Fenian scare! They won’t venture over. They
fight with their mouths. It’s the safest way.”

“I believe you,” said the youth significantly.

Perhaps it was because the boy had been so inconsiderate as to make
these remarks that Yates received a cordial invitation from both Mr.
and Mrs. Howard to visit the farm as often as he cared to do so. Of this
privilege Yates resolved to avail himself, but he would have prized it
more if Miss Margaret had added her word--which she did not, perhaps
because she was so busy looking after the bread. Yates knew, however,
that with a woman apparent progress is rarely synonymous with real
progress. This knowledge soothed his disappointment.

As he walked back to the camp he reviewed his own feelings with
something like astonishment. The march of events was rapid even for him,
who was not slow in anything he undertook.

“It is the result of leisure,” he said to himself. “It is the first
breathing time I have had for fifteen years. Not two days of my vacation
gone, and here I am hopelessly in love!”


Yates had intended to call at the Bartletts’ and escort Renmark back
to the woods; but when he got outside he forgot the existence of the
professor, and wandered somewhat aimlessly up the side road, switching
at the weeds that always grow in great profusion along the ditches of a
Canadian country thoroughfare. The day was sunny and warm, and as Yates
wandered on in the direction of the forest he thought of many things.
He had feared that he would find life deadly dull so far from New York,
without even the consolation of a morning-paper, the feverish reading of
which had become a sort of vice with him, like smoking. He had imagined
that he could not exist without his morning paper, but he now realized
that it was not nearly so important a factor in life as he had supposed;
yet he sighed when he thought of it, and wished he had one with him of
current date. He could now, for the first time in many years, read a
paper without that vague fear which always possessed him when he took up
an opposition sheet, still damp from the press. Before he could enjoy it
his habit was to scan it over rapidly to see if it contained any item of
news which he himself had missed the previous day. The impending “scoop”
 hangs over the head of the newspaper man like the sword so often quoted.
Great as the joy of beating the opposition press is, it never takes
the poignancy of the sting away from a beating received. If a terrible
disaster took place, and another paper gave fuller particulars than the
_Argus_ did, Yates found himself almost wishing the accident had
not occurred, although he recognized such a wish as decidedly

Richard’s idea of the correct spirit in a reporter was exemplified by
an old broken-down, out-of-work morning newspaper man, who had not long
before committed suicide at an hour in the day too late for the evening
papers to get the sensational item. He had sent in to the paper for
which he formerly worked a full account of the fatality, accurately
headed and sub-headed; and, in his note to the city editor, he told why
he had chosen the hour of 7 P.M. as the time for his departure from an
unappreciative world.

“Ah, well,” said Yates under his breath, and suddenly pulling himself
together, “I mustn’t think of New York if I intend to stay here for a
couple of weeks. I’ll be city-sick the first thing I know, and then I’ll
make a break for the metropolis. This will never do. The air here is
enchanting, it fills a man with new life. This is the spot for me, and
I’ll stick to it till I’m right again. Hang New York! But I mustn’t
think of Broadway or I’m done for.”

He came to the spot in the road where he could see the white side of
the tent under the dark trees, and climbed up on the rail fence,
sitting there for a few moments. The occasional call of a quail from a
neighboring field was the only sound that broke the intense stillness.
The warm smell of spring was in the air. The buds had but recently
broken, and the woods, intensely green, had a look of newness and
freshness that was comforting to the eye and grateful to the other
senses. The world seemed to be but lately made. The young man breathed
deeply of the vivifying air, and said: “No, there’s nothing the matter
with this place, Dick. New York’s a fool to it.” Then, with a sigh,
he added: “If I can stand it for two weeks. I wonder how the boys are
getting on without me.”

In spite of himself his thoughts kept drifting back to the great city,
although he told himself that it wouldn’t do. He gazed at the peaceful,
spreading landscape, but his eyes were vacant and he saw nothing. The
roar of the streets was in his ears. Suddenly his reverie was broken by
a voice from the forest.

“I say, Yates, where’s the bread?”

Yates looked quickly around, somewhat startled, and saw the professor
coming toward him.

“The bread? I forgot all about it. No; I didn’t either. They were
baking--that was it. I am to go for it later in the day. What loot did
you rake in, professor?”

“Vegetables mostly.”

“That’s all right. Have a good dinner?”


“So did I. Renny, when you interrupted me, I was just counting the
farmhouses in sight. What do you say to boarding round among them? You
are a schoolmaster, and ought to know all about it. Isn’t education in
this country encouraged by paying the teacher as little as possible,
and letting him take it out in eating his way from one house to another?
Ever board around, Renny?”

“Never. If the custom once existed in Canada, it is out of date now.”

“That’s a pity. I hate to face my own cooking, Renmark. We become less
brave as we grow older. By the way, how is old man Bartlett? As well as
could be expected?”

“He seemed much as usual. Mrs. Bartlett has sent out two chairs to the
tent; she fears we will get rheumatism if we sit on the ground.”

“She is a kind woman, Renny, and a thoughtful. And that reminds me: I
have a hammock somewhere among my belongings. I will swing it up. Chairs
are comfortable, but a hammock is luxury.”

Yates slid down from the fence top, and together the two men walked to
the tent. The hammock was unfurled and slung between two trees. Yates
tested it cautiously, and finally trusted himself to its restful folds
of network. He was swaying indolently several feet from the ground when
he said to Renmark:

“I call this paradise--paradise regained; but it will be paradise lost
next month. Now, professor, I am ready to do the cooking, but I have a
fancy for doing it by proxy. The general directs, and the useful prosaic
man executes. Where are your vegetables, Renny? Potatoes and carrots,
eh? Very good. Now, you may wash them, Renny; but first you must bring
some water from the spring.”

The professor was a patient man, and he obeyed. Yates continued to swing
in the hammock alternating directions with rhapsodies on the beauties
of the day and the stillness of the woods. Renmark said but little, and
attended strictly to the business in hand. The vegetables finished, he
took a book from his valise, tilted a chair back against a tree, and
began to read.

“I’m depending upon you for the bread,” he said to the drowsy man in the

“Right you are, Renny. Your confidence is not misplaced. I shall
presently journey down into the realms of civilization, and fill
the long-felt want. I shall go to the Howards by way of the Bartlett
homestead, but I warn you that if there is a meal on, at either place,
you will not have me here to test your first efforts at cooking. So you
may have to wait until breakfast for my opinion.”

Yates extricated himself slowly and reluctantly from the hammock, and
looked regretfully at it when he stood once more on the ground.

“This mad struggle for bread, professor, is the curse of life here
below. It is what we are all after. If it were not for the necessity
of bread and clothing, what a good time a fellow might have. Well, my
blessing, Renny. Good-by.”

Yates strolled slowly through the woods, until he came to the beginning
of a lane which led to the Bartlett homestead. He saw the farmer and his
son at work in the back fields. From between the distant house and barn
there arose, straight up into the still air, a blue column of smoke,
which, reaching a certain height, spread out like a thin, hazy cloud
above the dwelling. At first Yates thought that some of the outhouses
were on fire, and he quickened his pace to a run; but a moment’s
reflection showed him that the column was plainly visible to the workers
in the fields, and that if anything were wrong they would not continue
placidly at their labor. When he had walked the long length of the lane,
and had safely rounded the corner of the barn, he saw, in the open space
between that building and the house, a huge camp fire blazing. From a
pole, upheld by two crotched supports, hung a big iron kettle over
the flames. The caldron was full nearly to the brim, and the steam
was already beginning to rise from its surface, although the fire
had evidently been but recently kindled. The smoke was not now so
voluminous, but Kitty Bartlett stood there with a big-brimmed straw hat
in her hands, fanning it away from her face, while the hat at the same
time protected her rosy countenance from the fire. She plainly was
not prepared to receive visitors, and she started when the young man
addressed her, flushing still more deeply, apparently annoyed at his
unwelcome appearance.

“Good-afternoon,” he said cordially. “Preparing for washing? I thought
Monday was washing day.”

“It is.”

“Then I have not been misinformed. And you are not preparing for

“We are.”

Yates laughed so heartily that Kitty, in spite of herself, had to permit
a smile to brighten her own features. She always found it difficult
remain solemn for any length of time.

“This is obviously a conundrum,” said Yates, ticking off the items on
his four fingers. “First, Monday is washing day. Second, this is not
Monday. Third, neither is to-morrow. Fourth, we are preparing for
washing. I give it up, Miss Bartlett. Please tell me the answer.”

“The answer is that I am making soap; soft soap, if you know what that

“Practically, I don’t know what it is; but I have heard the term used
in a political connection. In the States we say that if a man is very
diplomatic he uses soft soap, so I suppose it has lubricating qualities.
Sam Slick used the term ‘soft sawder’ in the same way; but what sawder
is, soft or hard, I haven’t the slightest idea.”

“I thought you knew everything, Mr. Yates.”

“Me? Bless you, no. I’m a humble gleaner in the field of knowledge.
That’s why I brought a Toronto professor with me. I want to learn
something. Won’t you teach me how to make soap?”

“I’m very busy just now. When I said that we were preparing for washing,
I should perhaps have told you there was something else we are not
prepared for to-day.”

“What is that?”

“A visitor.”

“Oh, I say, Miss Bartlett, you are a little hard on me. I’m not a
visitor. I’m a friend of the family. I want to help. You will find me a
most diligent student. Won’t you give me a chance?”

“All the hard work’s done. But perhaps you knew that before you came.”

Yates looked at her reproachfully, and sighed deeply.

“That’s what it is to be a misunderstood man. So you think, among other
bad qualities, I have the habit of shirking work? Let me tell you, Miss
Bartlett, that the reason I am here is because I have worked too hard.
Now, confess that you are sorry for what you said--trampling on an
already downtrodden man.”

Kitty laughed merrily at this, and Yates laughed also, for his sense of
comradeship was strong.

“You don’t look as if you had ever worked in your life; I don’t believe
you know what work is.”

“But there are different kinds of labor. Don’t you call writing work?”


“That’s just where you’re mistaken. It is, and hard work, too. I’ll tell
you about the newspaper business if you’ll tell me about soap making.
Fair exchange. I wish you would take me as a pupil, Miss Bartlett; you
would find me quick at picking up things.”

“Well, then, pick up that pail and draw a pailful of water.”

“I’ll do it,” cried Yates sternly; “I’ll do it, though it blast me.”

Yates picked up the wooden pail, painted blue on the outside, with a
red stripe near the top for ornament, and cream-colored inside. It was
called a “patent pail” in those days, as it was a comparatively recent
innovation, being cheaper, lighter, and stronger than the tin pail which
it was rapidly replacing. At the well was a stout pole, pinned
through the center to the upright support on which it swung, like the
walking-beam of an engine. The thick end, which rested on the ground,
was loaded with heavy stones; while from the thin end, high in the air,
there dangled over the mouth of the well a slim pole with a hook. This
hook was ingeniously furnished with a spring of hickory, which snapped
when the handle of the pail was placed on the hook, and prevented the
“patent” utensil from slipping off when it was lowered to the surface of
the water. Yates speedily recognized the usefulness of this contrivance,
for he found that the filling of a wooden pail in a deep well was not
the simple affair it looked. The bucket bobbed about on the surface of
the water. Once he forgot the necessity of keeping a stout grip on
the pole, and the next instant the pail came up to the sunlight with a
suddenness that was terrifying. Only an equally sudden backward jump on
Yates’ part saved his head. Miss Bartlett was pleased to look upon this
incident as funny. Yates was so startled by the unexpected revolt of the
pail that his native courtesy did not get a chance to prevent Kitty from
drawing up the water herself. She lowered the vessel, pulling down the
pole in a hand-over-hand manner that the young man thought decidedly
fetching, and then she gave an almost imperceptible twist to the
arrangement that resulted in instant success. The next thing Yates knew
the full pail was resting on the well curb, and the hickory spring had
given the click that released the handle.

“There,” said Kitty, suppressing her merriment, “that’s how it’s done.”

“I see the result, Miss Bartlett; but I’m not sure I can do the trick.
These things are not so simple as they seem. What is the next step?”

“Pour the water into the leach.”

“Into the what?”

“Into the leach, I said. Where else?”

“Oh, I’m up a tree again. I see I don’t even know the A B C of this
business. In the old days the leech was a physician. You don’t mean I’m
to drown a doctor?”

“This is the leach,” said Kitty, pointing to a large, yellowish, upright
wooden cylinder, which rested on some slanting boards, down the surface
of which ran a brownish liquid that dripped into a trough.

As Yates stood on a bench with the pail in his hand he saw that the
cylinder was filled nearly to the top with sodden wood ashes. He poured
in the water, and it sank quickly out of sight.

“So this is part of the soap-making equipment?” he said, stepping down;
“I thought the iron kettle over the fire was the whole factory. Tell me
about the leach.”

“That is where the hard work of soap making comes in,” said Kitty,
stirring the contents of the iron kettle with a long stick. “Keeping
the leach supplied with water at first is no fun, for then the ashes are
dry. If you put in five more pails of water, I will tell you about it.”

“Right!” cried Yates, pleased to see that the girl’s evident objection
to his presence at first was fast disappearing. “Now you’ll understand
how energetic I am. I’m a handy man about a place.”

When he had completed his task, she was still stirring the thickening
liquid in the caldron, guarding her face from the fire with her
big straw hat. Her clustering, tangled fair hair was down about her
shoulders; and Yates, as he put the pail in its place, when it had
been emptied the fifth time, thought she formed a very pretty picture
standing there by the fire, even if she were making soft soap.

“The wicked genii has finished the task set him by the fairy princess.
Now for the reward. I want all the particulars about the leach. In the
first place, where do you get this huge wooden cylinder that I have,
without apparent effect, been pouring water into? Is it manufactured or

“Both. It is a section of the buttonwood tree.”

“Buttonwood? I don’t think I ever heard of that. I know the beech and
the maple, and some kinds of oak, but there my wood lore ends. Why the

“The buttonwood happens to be exactly suited to the purpose. It is a
tree that is very fine to look at. It seems all right, but it generally
isn’t. It is hollow or rotten within, and, even when sound, the timber
made from it is of little value, as it doesn’t last. Yet you can’t tell
until you begin to chop whether it is of any use or not.” Kitty shot a
quick glance at the young man, who was sitting on a log watching her.

“Go on, Miss Bartlett; I see what you mean. There are men like the
buttonwood tree. The woods are full of them. I’ve met lots of that
kind, fair to look upon, but hollow. Of course you don’t mean anything
personal; for you must have seen my worth by the way I stuck to the
water hauling. But go on.”

“Dear me, I never thought of such a thing; but a guilty conscience, they
say----” said Kitty, with a giggle.

“Of course they say; but it’s wrong, like most other things they say.
It’s the man with the guilty conscience who looks you straight in the
eye. Now that the buttonwood is chopped down, what’s the next thing to
be done?”

“It is sawn off at the proper length, square at one end and slanting at
the other.”

“Why slanting?”

“Don’t you see, the foundation of plank on which it rests is inclined,
so the end of the leach that is down must be slantingly cut, otherwise
it would not stand perpendicularly. It would topple over in the first

“I see, I see. Then they haul it in and set it up?”

“Oh, dear no; not yet. They build a fire in it when it gets dry enough.”

“Really? I think I understand the comprehensive scheme, but I slip up
on the details, as when I tried to submerge that wooden pail. What’s the
fire for?”

“To burn out what remains of the soft inside wood, so as to leave
only the hard outside shell. Then the charring of the inner surface is
supposed to make the leach better--more water-tight, perhaps.”

“Quite so. Then it is hauled in and set up?”

“Yes; and gradually filled with ashes. When it is full, we pour the
water in it, and catch the lye as it drips out. This is put in the
caldron with grease, pigskins, and that sort of thing, and when it boils
long enough, the result is soft soap.”

“And if you boil it too long, what is the result?”

“Hard soap, I suppose. I never boil it too long.”

The conversation was here interrupted by a hissing in the fire, caused
by the tumultuous boiling over of the soap. Kitty hurriedly threw in a
basin of cold lye, and stirred the mixture vigorously.

“You see,” she said reproachfully, “the result of keeping me talking
nonsense to you. Now you will have to make up for it by bringing in some
wood and putting more water into the leach.”

“With the utmost pleasure,” cried Yates, springing to his feet. “It is a
delight to atone for a fault by obeying your commands.”

The girl laughed. “Buttonwood,” she said. Before Yates could think of
anything to say in reply Mrs. Bartlett appeared at the back door.

“How is the soap getting on, Kitty?” she asked. “Why, Mr. Yates, are you

“Am I here? I should say I was. Very much here. I’m the hired man. I’m
the hewer of wood and the hauler of water, or, to speak more correctly,
I’m the hauler of both. And, besides, I’ve been learning how to make
soap, Mrs. Bartlett.”

“Well, it won’t hurt you to know how.”

“You bet it won’t. When I get back to New York, the first thing I shall
do will be to chop down a buttonwood tree in the park, if I can find
one, and set up a leach for myself. Lye comes useful in running a

Mrs. Bartlett’s eyes twinkled, for, although she did not quite
understand his nonsense, she knew it was nonsense, and she had a liking
for frivolous persons, her own husband being so somber-minded.

“Tea is ready,” she said. “Of course you will stay, Mr. Yates.”

“Really, Mrs. Bartlett, I cannot conscientiously do so. I haven’t earned
a meal since the last one. No; my conscience won’t let me accept, but
thank you all the same.”

“Nonsense; my conscience won’t let you go away hungry. If nobody were
to eat but those who earn their victuals, there would be more starving
people in the world than there are. Of course you’ll stay.”

“Now, that’s what I like, Mrs. Bartlett. I like to have a chance of
refusing an invitation I yearn for, and then be forced to accept. That’s
true hospitality.” Then in a whisper he added to Kitty; “If you dare to
say ‘buttonwood,’ Miss Bartlett, you and I will quarrel.”

But Kitty said nothing, now that her mother had appeared on the scene,
but industriously stirred the contents of the iron kettle.

“Kitty,” said the mother, “you call the men to supper.”

“I can’t leave this,” said Kitty, flushing; “it will boil over. You
call, mother.”

So Mrs. Bartlett held her open palms on each side of her mouth, and gave
the long wailing cry, which was faintly answered from the fields, and
Yates, who knew a thing or two, noted with secret satisfaction that
Kitty had refused doubtless because he was there.


“I tell you what it is, Renny,” said Yates, a few days after the soap
episode, as he swung in his hammock at the camp, “I’m learning something
new every day.”

“Not really?” asked the professor in surprise.

“Yes, really. I knew it would astonish you. My chief pleasure in life,
professor, is the surprising of you. I sometimes wonder why it delights
me; it is so easily done.”

“Never mind about that. What have you been learning?”

“Wisdom, my boy; wisdom in solid chunks. In the first place, I am
learning to admire the resourcefulness of these people around us.
Practically, they make everything they need. They are the most
self-helping people that I was ever thrown among. I look upon theirs as
the ideal life.”

“I think you said something like that when we first came here.”

“I said that, you ass, about camping out. I am talking now about farm
life. Farmers eliminate the middleman pretty effectually, and that in
itself is going a long way toward complete happiness. Take the making
of soap, that I told you about; there you have it, cheap and good. When
you’ve made it, you know what is in it, and I’ll be hanged if you do
when you pay a big price for it in New York. Here they make pretty
nearly everything they need, except the wagon and the crockery; and I’m
not sure but they made them a few years back. Now, when a man with a
good sharp ax and a jack-knife can do anything from building his house
to whittling out a chair, he’s the most independent man on earth. Nobody
lives better than these people do. Everything is fresh, sweet, and good.
Perhaps the country air helps; but it seems to me I never tasted such
meals as Mrs. Bartlett, for instance, gets up. They buy nothing at the
stores except the tea, and I confess I prefer milk myself. My tastes
were always simple.”

“And what is the deduction?”

“Why, that this is the proper way to live. Old Hiram has an anvil and an
amateur forge. He can tinker up almost anything, and that eliminates the
blacksmith. Howard has a bench, saws, hammers, and other tools, and
that eliminates the carpenter. The women eliminate the baker, the soap
boiler, and a lot of other parasites. Now, when you have eliminated
all the middlemen, then comes independence, and consequently complete
happiness. You can’t keep happiness away with a shotgun then.”

“But what is to become of the blacksmith, the carpenter, and all the

“Let them take up land and be happy too; there’s plenty of land. The
land is waiting for them. Then look how the master is eliminated. That’s
the most beautiful riddance of all. Even the carpenter and blacksmith
usually have to work under a boss; and if not, they have to depend on
the men who employ them. The farmer has to please nobody but himself.
That adds to his independence. That’s why old Hiram is ready to fight
the first comer on the slightest provocation. He doesn’t care whom he
offends, so long as it isn’t his wife. These people know how to make
what they want, and what they can’t make they do without. That’s the
way to form a great nation. You raise, in this way, a self-sustaining,
resolute, unconquerable people. The reason the North conquered the South
was because we drew our armies mostly from the self-reliant farming
class, while we had to fight a people accustomed for generations to
having things done for them.”

“Why don’t you buy a farm, Yates?”

“Several reasons. I am spoiled for the life here. I am like the drunkard
who admires a temperate life, yet can’t pass a ginshop. The city virus
is in my blood. And then, perhaps, after all, I am not quite satisfied
with the tendency of farm life; it is unfortunately in a transition
state. It is at the frame-house stage, and will soon blossom into the
red-brick stage. The log-house era is what I yearn for. Then everything
a person needed was made on the farm. When the brick-house era sets in,
the middleman will be rampant. I saw the other day at the Howards’ a set
of ancient stones that interested me as much as an Assyrian marble would
interest you. They were old, home-made millstones, and they have not
been used since the frame house was built. The grist mill at the village
put them out of date. And just here, notice the subtlety of the crafty
middleman. The farmer takes his grist to the mill, and the miller does
not charge him cash for grinding it. He takes toll out of the bags,
and the farmer has a vague idea that he gets his grinding for almost
nothing. The old way was the best, Renny, my boy. The farmer’s son won’t
be as happy in the brick house which the mason will build for him as his
grandfather was in the log house he built for himself. And fools call
this change the advance of civilization.”

“There is something to be said for the old order of things,” admitted
Renmark. “If a person could unite the advantages of what we call
civilization with the advantages of a pastoral life, he would inaugurate
a condition of things that would be truly idyllic.”

“That’s so, Renmark, that’s so!” cried Yates enthusiastically. “A
brownstone mansion on Fifth Avenue, and a log hut on the shores of Lake
Superior! That would suit me down to the ground. Spend half the year in
each place.”

“Yes,” said the professor meditatively; “a log hut on the rocks and
under the trees, with the lake in front, would be very nice if the hut
had a good library attached.”

“And a daily paper. Don’t forget the press.”

“No. I draw the line there. The daily paper would mean the daily steamer
or the daily train. The one would frighten away the fish, and the other
would disturb the stillness with its whistle.”

Yates sighed. “I forgot about the drawbacks,” he said. “That’s the
trouble with civilization. You can’t have the things you want without
bringing in their trail so many things you don’t want. I shall have to
give up the daily paper.”

“Then there is another objection, worse than either steamer or train.”

“What’s that?”

“The daily paper itself.”

Yates sat up indignantly.

“Renmark!” he cried, “that’s blasphemy. For Heaven’s sake, man, hold
something sacred. If you don’t respect the press, what do you respect?
Not my most cherished feelings, at any rate, or you wouldn’t talk
in that flippant manner. If you speak kindly of my daily paper, I’ll
tolerate your library.”

“And that reminds me: Have you brought any books with you, Yates? I have
gone through most of mine already, although many of them will bear going
over again; still, I have so much time on my hands that I think I may
indulge in a little general reading. When you wrote asking me to meet
you in Buffalo, I thought you perhaps intended to tramp through the
country, so I did not bring as many books with me as I should have done
if I had known you were going to camp out.”

Yates sprang from the hammock.

“Books? Well, I should say so! Perhaps you think I don’t read anything
but the daily papers. I’d have you know that I am something of a reader
myself. You mustn’t imagine you monopolize all the culture in the
township, professor.”

The young man went into the tent, and shortly returned with an armful of
yellow-covered, paper-bound small volumes, which he flung in profusion
at the feet of the man from Toronto. They were mostly Beadle’s Dime
Novels, which had a great sale at the time.

“There,” he said, “you have quantity, quality, and variety, as I have
before remarked. ‘The Murderous Sioux of Kalamazoo;’ that’s a good one.
A hair-raising Indian story in every sense of the word. The one you are
looking at is a pirate story, judging by the burning ship on the cover.
But for first-class highwaymen yarns, this other edition is the best.
That’s the ‘Sixteen String Jack set.’ They’re immense, if they do cost
a quarter each. You must begin at the right volume, or you’ll be sorry.
You see, they never really end, although every volume is supposed to be
complete in itself. They leave off at the most exciting point, and are
continued in the next volume. I call that a pretty good idea, but it’s
rather exasperating if you begin at the last book. You’ll enjoy this
lot. I’m glad I brought them along.”

“It is a blessing,” said Renmark, with the ghost of a smile about his
lips. “I can truthfully say that they are entirely new to me.”

“That’s all right, my boy,” cried Yates loftily, with a wave of his
hand. “Use them as if they were your own.”

Renmark arose leisurely and picked up a quantity of the books.

“These will do excellently for lighting our morning camp fire,” he said.
“And if you will allow me to treat them as if they were my own, that is
the use to which I will put them. You surely do not mean to say that you
read such trash as this, Yates?”

“Trash?” exclaimed Yates indignantly. “It serves me right. That’s what
a man gets for being decent to you, Renny. Well, you’re not compelled to
read them; but if you put one of them in the fire, your stupid treatises
will follow, if they are not too solid to burn. You don’t know good
literature when you see it.”

The professor, buoyed up, perhaps, by the conceit which comes to a
man through the possession of a real sheepskin diploma, granted by a
university of good standing, did not think it necessary to defend his
literary taste. He busied himself in pruning a stick he had cut in the
forest, and finally he got it into the semblance of a walking cane. He
was an athletic man, and the indolence of camp life did not suit him as
it did Yates. He tested the stick in various ways when he had trimmed it
to his satisfaction.

“Are you ready for a ten-mile walk?” he asked of the man in the hammock.

“Good gracious, no. Man wants but little walking here below, and he
doesn’t want it ten miles in length either. I’m easily satisfied. You’re
off, are you? Well, so long. And I say, Renny, bring back some bread
when you return to camp. It’s the one safe thing to do.”


Renmark walked through the woods and then across the fields, until he
came to the road. He avoided the habitations of man as much as he could,
for he was neither so sociably inclined nor so frequently hungry as was
his companion. He strode along the road, not caring much where it led
him. Everyone he met gave him “Good-day,” after the friendly custom
of the country. Those with wagons or lighter vehicles going in his
direction usually offered him a ride, and went on, wondering that a man
should choose to walk when it was not compulsory. The professor, like
most silent men, found himself good company, and did not feel the
need of companionship in his walks. He had felt relieved rather than
disappointed when Yates refused to accompany him. And Yates, swinging
drowsily in his hammock, was no less gratified. Even where men are firm
and intimate friends, the first few days of camping out together is a
severe strain on their regard for each other. If Damon and Pythias had
occupied a tent together for a week, the worst enemy of either, or both,
might at the end of that time have ventured into the camp in safety, and
would have been welcome.

Renmark thought of these things as he walked along. His few days’
intimacy with Yates had shown him how far apart they had managed to get
by following paths that diverged more and more widely the farther they
were trodden. The friendship of their youth had turned out to be merely
ephemeral. Neither would now choose the other as an intimate associate.
Another illusion had gone.

“I have surely enough self-control,” said Renmark to himself, as he
walked on, “to stand his shallow flippancy for another week, and not let
him see what I think of him.”

Yates at the same time was thoroughly enjoying the peaceful silence of
the camp. “That man is an exaggerated schoolmaster, with all the faults
of the species abnormally developed. If I once open out on him, he will
learn more truth about himself in ten minutes than he ever heard in
his life before. What an unbearable prig he has grown to be.” Thus ran
Yates’ thoughts as he swung in his hammock, looking up at the ceiling of
green leaves.

Nevertheless, the case was not so bad as either of them thought. If
it had been, then were marriage not only a failure, but a practical
impossibility. If two men can get over the first few days in camp
without a quarrel, life becomes easier, and the tension relaxes.

Renmark, as he polished off his ten miles, paid little heed to those he
met; but one driver drew up his horse and accosted him.

“Good-day,” he said. “How are you getting on in the tent?”

The professor was surprised at the question. Had their tenting-out
eccentricity gone all over the country? He was not a quick man
at recognizing people, belonging, as he did, to the
“I-remember-your-face-but-can’t-recall-your-name” fraternity. It had
been said of him that he never, at any one time, knew the names of more
than half a dozen students in his class; but this was an undergraduate
libel on him. The young man who had accosted him was driving a single
horse, attached to what he termed a “democrat”--a four-wheeled light
wagon, not so slim and elegant as a buggy, nor so heavy and clumsy as
a wagon. Renmark looked up at the driver with confused unrecognition,
troubled because he vaguely felt that he had met him somewhere before.
But his surprise at being addressed speedily changed into amazement as
he looked from the driver to the load. The “democrat” was heaped
with books. The larger volumes were stuck along the sides with some
regularity, and in this way kept the miscellaneous pile from being
shaken out on the road. His eye glittered with a new interest as it
rested on the many-colored bindings; and he recognized in the pile the
peculiar brown covers of the “Bohn” edition of classic translations,
that were scattered like so many turnips over the top of this ridge of
literature. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not dreaming. How
came a farmer’s boy to be driving a wagon load of books in the wilds of
the country as nonchalantly as if they were so many bushels of potatoes?

The young driver, who had stopped his horse, for the load was heavy and
the sand was deep, saw that the stranger not only did not recognize him,
but that from the moment he saw the books he had forgotten everything
else. It was evidently necessary to speak again.

“If you are coming back, will you have a ride?” he asked.

“I--I think I will,” said the professor, descending to earth again and
climbing up beside the boy.

“I see you don’t remember me,” said the latter, starting his horse
again. “My name is Howard. I passed you in my buggy when you were
coming in with your tent that day on the Ridge. Your partner--what’s his
name--Yates, isn’t it?--had dinner at our house the other day.”

“Ah, yes. I recollect you now. I thought I had seen you before; but it
was only for a moment, you know. I have a very poor memory so far as
people are concerned. It has always been a failing of mine. Are these
your books? And how do you happen to have such a quantity?”

“Oh, this is the library,” said young Howard.

“The library?”

“Yes, the township library, you know.”

“Oh! The township has a library, then? I didn’t know.”

“Well, it’s part of it. This is a fifth part. You know about township
libraries, don’t you? Your partner said you were a college man.”

Renmark blushed at his own ignorance, but he was never reluctant to
admit it.

“I ought to be ashamed to confess it, but I know nothing of township
libraries. Please, tell me about them.”

Young Howard was eager to give information to a college man, especially
on the subject of books, which he regarded as belonging to the province
of college-bred men. He was pleased also to discover that city people
did not know everything. He had long had the idea that they did, and
this belief had been annoyingly corroborated by the cocksureness of
Yates. The professor evidently was a decent fellow, who did not pretend
to universal knowledge. This was encouraging. He liked Renmark better
than Yates, and was glad he had offered him a ride, although, of course,
that was the custom; still, a person with one horse and a heavy load is
exempt on a sandy road.

“Well, you see,” he said in explanation, “it’s like this: The township
votes a sum of money, say a hundred dollars, or two hundred, as the case
may be. They give notice to the Government of the amount voted, and the
Government adds the same amount to the township money. It’s like the old
game: you think of a number, and they double it. The Government has a
depository of books, in Toronto, I think, and they sell them cheaper
than the bookstores do. At any rate, the four hundred dollars’ worth are
bought, or whatever the amount is, and the books are the property of the
township. Five persons are picked out in the township as librarians, and
they have to give security. My father is librarian for this section.
The library is divided into five parts, and each librarian gets a share.
Once a year I go to the next section and get all their books. They go
to the next section, again, and get all the books at that place. A man
comes to our house to-day and takes all we have. So we get a complete
change every year, and in five years we get back the first batch, which
by that time we have forgotten all about. To-day is changing day all

“And the books are lent to any person in each section who wishes to read
them?” asked the professor.

“Yes. Margaret keeps a record, and a person can have a book out for
two weeks; after that time there is a fine, but Margaret never fines

“And do people have to pay to take out the books?”

“Not likely!” said Howard with fine contempt. “You wouldn’t expect
people to pay for reading books; would you, now?”

“No, I suppose not. And who selected the volumes?”

“Well, the township can select the books if it likes, or it can send a
committee to select them; but they didn’t think it worth the trouble
and expense. People grumbled enough at wasting money on books as it was,
even if they did buy them at half price. Still, others said it was
a pity not to get the money out of the Government when they had the
chance. I don’t believe any of them cared very much about the books,
except father and a few others. So the Government chose the books.
They’ll do that if you leave it to them. And a queer lot of trash they
sent, if you take my word for it. I believe they shoved off on us all
the things no on else would buy. Even when they did pick out novels,
they were just as tough as the history books. ‘Adam Bede’ is one. They
say that’s a novel. I tried it, but I would rather read the history of
Josephus any day. There’s some fighting in that, if it is a history.
Then there’s any amount of biography books. They’re no good. There’s a
‘History of Napoleon.’ Old Bartlett’s got that, and he won’t give it up.
He says he was taxed for the library against his will. He dares them
to go to law about it, and it aint worth while for one book. The other
sections are all asking for that book; not that they want it, but the
whole country knows that old Bartlett’s a-holding on to it, so they’d
like to see some fun. Bartlett’s read that book fourteen times, and it’s
all he knows. I tell Margaret she ought to fine him, and keep on fining,
but she won’t do it. I guess Bartlett thinks the book belongs to him
by this time. Margaret likes Kitty and Mrs. Bartlett,--so does
everybody,--but old Bartlett’s a seed. There he sits now on his veranda,
and it’s a wonder he’s not reading the ‘History of Napoleon.’”

They were passing the Bartlett house, and young Howard raised his voice
and called out:

“I say, Mr. Bartlett, we want that Napoleon book. This is changing day,
you know. Shall I come up for it, or will you bring it down? If you
fetch it to the gate, I’ll cart it home now.”

The old man paid no heed to what was said to him; but Mrs. Bartlett,
attracted by the outcry, came to the door.

“You go along with your books, you young rascal!” she cried, coming
down to the gate when she saw the professor. “That’s a nice way to carry
bound books, as if they were a lot of bricks. I’ll warrant you have lost
a dozen between Mallory’s and here. But easy come, easy go. It’s plain
to be seen they didn’t cost you anything. I don’t know what the world’s
a-coming to when the township spends its money in books, as if taxes
weren’t heavy enough already. Won’t you come in, Mr. Renmark? Tea’s on
the table.”

“Mr. Renmark’s coming with me this trip, Mrs. Bartlett,” young Howard
said before the professor had time to reply; “but I’ll come over and
take tea, if you’ll invite me, as soon as I have put the horse up.”

“You go along with your nonsense,” she said; “I know you.” Then in a
lower voice she asked: “How is your mother, Henry--and Margaret?”

“They’re pretty well, thanks.”

“Tell them I’m going to run over to see them some day soon, but that
need not keep them from coming to see me. The old man’s going to town
to-morrow,” and with this hint, after again inviting the professor to a
meal, she departed up the path to the house.

“I think I’ll get down here,” said Renmark, halfway between the two
houses. “I am very much obliged to you for the ride, and also for what
you told me about the books. It was very interesting.”

“Nonsense!” cried young Howard; “I’m not going to let you do anything of
the sort. You’re coming home with me. You want to see the books, don’t
you? Very well, then, come along, Margaret is always impatient on
changing day, she’s so anxious to see the books, and father generally
comes in early from the fields for the same reason.”

As they approached the Howard homestead they noticed Margaret waiting
for them at the gate; but when the girl saw that a stranger was in
the wagon, she turned and walked into the house. Renmark, seeing this
retreat, regretted he had not accepted Mrs. Bartlett’s invitation. He
was a sensitive man, and did not realize that others were sometimes
as shy as himself. He felt he was intruding, and that at a sacred
moment--the moment of the arrival of the library. He was such a lover of
books, and valued so highly the privilege of being alone with them, that
he fancied he saw in the abrupt departure of Margaret the same feeling
of resentment he would himself have experienced if a visitor had
encroached upon him in his favorite nook in the fine room that held the
library of the university.

When the wagon stopped in the lane, Renmark said hesitatingly:

“I think I’ll not stay, if you don’t mind. My friend is waiting for me
at the camp, and will be wondering what has become of me.”

“Who? Yates? Let him wonder. I guess he never bothers about anybody else
as long as he is comfortable himself. That’s how I sized him up, at any
rate. Besides, you’re never going back on carrying in the books, are
you? I counted on your help. I don’t want to do it, and it don’t seem
the square thing to let Margaret do it all alone; does it, now?”

“Oh, if I can be of any assistance, I shall----”

“Of course you can. Besides, I know my father wants to see you, anyhow.
Don’t you, father?”

The old man was coming round from the back of the house to meet them.

“Don’t I what?” he asked.

“You said you wanted to see Professor Renmark when Margaret told you
what Yates had said to her about him.”

Renmark reddened slightly at finding so many people had made him the
subject of conversation, rather suspecting at the same time that the boy
was making fun of him. Mr. Howard cordially held out his hand.

“So this is Professor Renmark, is it? I am very pleased to see you.
Yes, as Henry was saying, I have been wanting to see you ever since my
daughter spoke of you. I suppose Henry told you that his brother is a
pupil of yours?”

“Oh! is Arthur Howard your son?” cried Renmark, warming up at once. “I
did not know it. There are many young men at the college, and I have but
the vaguest idea from what parts of the country they all come. A teacher
should have no favorites, but I must confess to a strong liking for your
son. He is a good boy, which cannot be said about every member of my

“Arthur was always studious, so we thought we would give him a chance.
I am glad to hear he behaves himself in the city. Farming is hard work,
and I hope my boys will have an easier time than I had. But come in,
come in. The missus and Margaret will be glad to see you, and hear how
the boy is coming on with his studies.”

So they went in together.


“Hello! Hello, there! Wake up! Breakfa-a-a-st! I thought that would
fetch you. Gosh! I wish I had your job at a dollar a day!”

Yates rubbed his eyes, and sat up in the hammock. At first he thought
the forest was tumbling down about his ears, but as he collected his
wits he saw that it was only young Bartlett who had come crashing
through the woods on the back of one horse, while he led another by a
strap attached to a halter. The echo of his hearty yell still resounded
in the depths of the woods, and rang in Yates’ ears as he pulled himself

“Did you--ah--make any remarks?” asked Yates quietly.

The boy admired his gift of never showing surprise.

“I say, don’t you know that it’s not healthy to go to sleep in the
middle of the day?”

“Is it the middle of the day? I thought it was later. I guess I can
stand it, if the middle of the day can. I’ve a strong constitution. Now,
what do you mean by dashing up on two horses into a man’s bedroom in
that reckless fashion?”

The boy laughed.

“I thought perhaps you would like a ride. I knew you were alone, for I
saw the professor go mooning up the road a little while ago.”

“Oh! Where was he going?”

“Hanged if I know, and he didn’t look as if he knew himself. He’s a
queer fish, aint he?”

“He is. Everybody can’t be as sensible and handsome as we are, you know.
Where are you going with those horses, young man?”

“To get them shod. Won’t you come along? You can ride the horse I’m on.
It’s got a bridle. I’ll ride the one with the halter.”

“How far away is the blacksmith’s shop?”

“Oh, a couple of miles or so; down at the Cross Roads.”

“Well,” said Yates, “there’s merit in the idea. I take it your generous
offer is made in good faith, and not necessarily for publication.”

“I don’t understand. What do you mean?”

“There is no concealed joke, is there? No getting me on the back of one
of those brutes to make a public exhibition of me? Do they bite or kick
or buck, or playfully roll over a person?”

“No,” cried, young Bartlett indignantly. “This is no circus. Why, a baby
could ride this horse.”

“Well, that’s about the style of horse I prefer. You see, I’m a trifle
out of practice. I never rode anything more spirited than a street car,
and I haven’t been on one of them for a week.”

“Oh, you can ride all right. I guess you could do most things you set
your mind to.”

Yates was flattered by this evidently sincere tribute to his capacity,
so he got out of the hammock. The boy, who had been sitting on the horse
with both feet on one side, now straightened his back and slipped to the

“Wait till I throw down the fence,” he said.

Yates mounted with some difficulty, and the two went trotting down the
road. He managed to hold his place with some little uncertainty, but the
joggling up and down worried him. He never seemed to alight in quite the
same place on the horse’s back, and this gave an element of chance to
his position which embarrassed him. He expected to come down some time
and find the horse wasn’t there. The boy laughed at his riding, but
Yates was too much engaged in keeping his position to mind that very

“D-d-dirt is s-s-said to b-b-be matter out of place, and that’s what’s
the m-m-mat-matter w-w-with me.” His conversation seemed to be shaken
out of him by the trotting of the horse. “I say, Bartlett, I can’t stand
this any longer. I’d rather walk.”

“You’re all right,” said the boy; “we’ll make him canter.”

He struck the horse over the flank with the loose end of the halter

“Here!” shouted Yates, letting go the bridle and grasping the mane.
“Don’t make him go faster, you young fiend. I’ll murder you when I get
off--and that will be soon.”

“You’re all right,” repeated young Bartlett, and, much to his
astonishment, Yates found it to be so. When the horse broke into a
canter, Yates thought the motion as easy as swinging in a hammock, and
as soothing as a rocking chair.

“This is an improvement. But we’ve got to keep it up, for if this brute
suddenly changes to a trot, I’m done for.”

“We’ll keep it up until we come in sight of the Corners, then we’ll slow
down to a walk. There’s sure to be a lot of fellows at the blacksmith’s
shop, so we’ll come in on them easy like.”

“You’re a good fellow, Bartlett,” said Yates. “I suspected you of
tricks at first. I’m afraid, if I had got another chap in such a fix, I
wouldn’t have let him off as easily as you have me. The temptation would
have been too great.”

When they reached the blacksmith’s shop at the Corners, they found four
horses in the building ahead of them. Bartlett tied his team outside,
and then, with his comrade, entered the wide doorway of the smithy. The
shop was built of rough boards, and the inside was blackened with soot.
It was not well lighted, the two windows being obscured with much
smoke, so that they were useless as far as their original purpose was
concerned; but the doorway, as wide as that of a barn, allowed all the
light to come in that the smith needed for his work. At the far end
and darkest corner of the place stood the forge, with the large bellows
behind it, concealed, for the most part, by the chimney. The forge was
perhaps six feet square and three or four feet high, built of plank and
filled in with earth. The top was covered with cinders and coal, while
in the center glowed the red core of the fire, with blue flames hovering
over it. The man who worked the bellows chewed tobacco, and now and then
projected the juice with deadly accuracy right into the center of the
fire, where it made a momentary hiss and dark spot. All the frequenters
of the smithy admired Sandy’s skill in expectoration, and many tried
in vain to emulate it. The envious said it was due to the peculiar
formation of his front teeth, the upper row being prominent, and the
two middle teeth set far apart, as if one were missing. But this was
jealousy; Sandy’s perfection in the art was due to no favoritism of
nature, but to constant and long-continued practice. Occasionally with
his callous right hand, never removing his left from the lever, Sandy
pulled an iron bar out of the fire and examined it critically. The
incandescent end of the bar radiated a blinding white light when it was
gently withdrawn, and illuminated the man’s head, making his beardless
face look, against its dark background, like the smudged countenance of
some cynical demon glowing with a fire from within. The end of the bar
which he held must have been very hot to an ordinary mortal, as everyone
in the shop knew, all of them, at their initiation to the country club,
having been handed a black piece of iron from Sandy’s hand, which he
held unflinchingly, but which the innocent receiver usually dropped with
a yell. This was Sandy’s favorite joke, and made life worth living for
him. It was perhaps not so good as the blacksmith’s own bit of humor,
but public opinion was divided on that point. Every great man has his
own particular set of admirers; and there were some who said,--under
their breaths, of course,--that Sandy could turn a horseshoe as well
as Macdonald himself. Experts, however, while admitting Sandy’s general
genius, did not go so far as this.

About half a dozen members of the club were present, and most of them
stood leaning against something with hands deep in their trousers
pockets; one was sitting on the blacksmith’s bench, with his legs
dangling down. On the bench tools were scattered around so thickly that
he had had to clear a place before he could sit down; the taking of this
liberty proved the man to be an old and privileged member. He sat there
whittling a stick, aimlessly bringing it to a fine point, examining it
frequently with a critical air, as if he were engaged in some delicate
operation which required great discrimination.

The blacksmith himself stooped with his back to one of the horses, the
hind hoof of the animal, between his knees, resting on his leathern
apron. The horse was restive, looking over its shoulder at him, not
liking what was going on. Macdonald swore at it fluently, and requested
it to stand still, holding the foot as firmly as if it were in his own
iron vise, which was fixed to the table near the whittler. With his
right hand he held a hot horseshoe, attached to an iron punch that had
been driven into one of the nail holes, and this he pressed against the
upraised hoof, as though sealing a document with a gigantic seal. Smoke
and flame rose from the contact of the hot iron with the hoof, and the
air was filled with the not unpleasant odor of burning horn. The smith’s
tool box, with hammer, pinchers, and nails, lay on the earthern floor
within easy reach. The sweat poured from his grimy brow; for it was a
hot job, and Macdonald was in the habit of making the most of his work.
He was called the hardest working man in that part of the country,
and he was proud of the designation. He was a standing reproach to the
loafers who frequented his shop, and that fact gave him pleasure in
their company. Besides, a man must have an audience when he is an expert
in swearing. Macdonald’s profanity was largely automatic,--a natural
gift, as it were,--and he meant nothing wrong by it. In fact, when
you got him fighting angry, he always forgot to swear; but in his calm
moments oaths rolled easily and picturesquely from his lips, and gave
fluency to his conversation. Macdonald enjoyed the reputation round
about of being a wicked man, which he was not; his language was against
him, that was all. This reputation had a misty halo thrown around it by
Macdonald’s unknown doings “down East,” from which mystical region he
had come. No one knew just what Macdonald had done, but it was admitted
on all sides that he must have had some terrible experiences, although
he was still a young man and unmarried. He used to say: “When you have
come through what I have, you won’t be so ready to pick a quarrel with a

This must have meant something significant, but the blacksmith never
took anyone into his confidence; and “down East” is a vague place, a
sort of indefinite, unlocalized no-man’s-land, situated anywhere between
Toronto and Quebec. Almost anything might have happened in such a space
of country. Macdonald’s favorite way of crushing an opponent was to say:
“When you’ve had some of my experiences, young man, you’ll know better’n
to talk like that.” All this gave a certain fascination to friendship
with the blacksmith; and the farmers’ boys felt that they were playing
with fire when in his company, getting, as it were, a glimpse of the
dangerous side of life. As for work, the blacksmith reveled in it, and
made it practically his only vice. He did everything with full steam on,
and was, as has been said, a constant reproach to loafers all over the
country. When there was no work to do, he made work. When there was work
to do, he did it with a rush, sweeping the sweat from his grimy brow
with his hooked fore finger, and flecking it to the floor with a flirt
of the right hand, loose on the wrist, in a way that made his thumb
and fore finger snap together like the crack of a whip. This action was
always accompanied with a long-drawn breath, almost a sigh, that seemed
to say: “I wish I had the easy times you fellows have.” In fact, since
he came to the neighborhood the current phrase, “He works like a steer”
 had given way to, “He works like Macdonald,” except with the older
people, who find it hard to change phrases. Yet everyone liked the
blacksmith, and took no special offense at his untiring industry,
looking at it rather as an example to others.

He did not look up as the two newcomers entered, but industriously pared
down the hoof with a curiously formed knife turned like a hook at the
point, burned in the shoe to its place, nailed it on, and rasped the
hoof into shape with a long, broad file. Not till he let the foot drop
on the earthen floor, and slapped the impatient horse on the flank, did
he deign to answer young Bartlett’s inquiry.

“No,” he said, wringing the perspiration from his forehead, “all these
horses aint ahead of you, and you won’t need to come next week. That’s
the last hoof of the last horse. No man needs to come to my shop and go
away again, while the breath of life is left in me. And I don’t do it,
either, by sitting on a bench and whittling a stick.”

“That’s so. That’s so,” said Sandy, chuckling, in the admiring tone of
one who intimated that, when the boss spoke, wisdom was uttered. “That’s
one on you, Sam.”

“I guess I can stand it, if he can,” said the whittler from the bench;
which was considered fair repartee.

“Sit it, you mean,” said young Bartlett, laughing with the others at his
own joke.

“But,” said the blacksmith severely, “we’re out of shoes, and you’ll
have to wait till we turn some, that is, if you don’t want the old ones
reset. Are they good enough?”

“I guess so, if you can find ‘em; but they’re out in the fields. Didn’t
think I’d bring the horses in while they held on, did you?”
 Then, suddenly remembering his duties, he said by, way of general
introduction: “Gentlemen, this is my friend Mr. Yates from New York.”

The name seemed to fall like a wet blanket on the high spirits of the
crowd. They had imagined from the cut of his clothes that he was a
storekeeper from some village around, or an auctioneer from a distance,
these two occupations being the highest social position to which a man
might attain. They were prepared to hear that he was from Welland, or
perhaps St. Catherines; but New York! that was a crusher. Macdonald,
however, was not a man to be put down in his own shop and before his
own admirers. He was not going to let his prestige slip from him merely
because a man from New York had happened along. He could not claim to
know the city, for the stranger would quickly detect the imposture and
probably expose him; but the slightly superior air which Yates wore
irritated him, while it abashed the others. Even Sandy was silent.

“I’ve met some people from New York down East,” he said in an offhand
manner, as if, after all, a man might meet a New Yorker and still not
sink into the ground.

“Really?” said Yates. “I hope you liked them.”

“Oh, so-so,” replied the blacksmith airily. “There’s good and bad among
them, like the rest of us.”

“Ah, you noticed that,” said Yates. “Well, I’ve often thought the same
myself. It’s a safe remark to make; there is generally no disputing it.”

The condescending air of the New Yorker was maddening, and Macdonald
realized that he was losing ground. The quiet insolence of Yates’ tone
was so exasperating to the blacksmith that he felt any language at his
disposal inadequate to cope with it. The time for the practical joke
had arrived. The conceit of this man must be taken down. He would try
Sandy’s method, and, if that failed, it would at least draw attention
from himself to his helper.

“Being as you’re from New York, maybe you can decide a little bet Sandy
here wants to have with somebody.”

Sandy, quick to take the hint, picked up the bar that always lay near
enough the fire to be uncomfortably warm.

“How much do you reckon that weighs?” he said, with critical nicety
estimating its ounces in his swaying hand. Sandy had never done
it better. There was a look of perfect innocence on his bland,
unsophisticated countenance, and the crowd looked on in breathless

Bartlett was about to step forward and save his friend, but a wicked
glare from Macdonald restrained him; besides, he felt, somehow, that
his sympathies were with his neighbors, and not with the stranger he had
brought among them. He thought resentfully that Yates might have been
less high and mighty. In fact, when he asked him to come he had imagined
his brilliancy would be instantly popular, and would reflect glory on
himself. Now he fancied he was included in the general scorn Yates took
such little pains to conceal.

Yates glanced at the piece of iron and, without taking his hands from
his pockets, said carelessly:

“Oh, I should imagine it weighed a couple of pounds.”

“Heft it,” said Sandy beseechingly, holding it out to him.

“No, thank you,” replied Yates, with a smile. “Do you think I have never
picked up a hot horseshoe before? If you are anxious to know its weight,
why don’t you take it over to the grocery store and have it weighed?”

“‘Taint hot,” said Sandy, as he feebly smiled and flung the iron back on
the forge. “If it was, I couldn’t have held it s’long.”

“Oh, no,” returned Yates, with a grin, “of course not. I don’t know what
a blacksmith’s hands are, do I? Try something fresh.”

Macdonald saw there was no triumph over him among his crowd, for they
all evidently felt as much involved in the failure of Sandy’s trick as
he did himself; but he was sure that in future some man, hard pushed in
argument, would fling the New Yorker at him. In the crisis he showed the
instinct of a Napoleon.

“Well, boys,” he cried, “fun’s fun, but I’ve got to work. I have to earn
my living, anyhow.”

Yates enjoyed his victory; they wouldn’t try “getting at” him again, he
said to himself.

Macdonald strode to the forge and took out the bar of white-hot iron. He
gave a scarcely perceptible nod to Sandy, who, ever ready with tobacco
juice, spat with great directness on the top of the anvil. Macdonald
placed the hot iron on the spot, and quickly smote it a stalwart blow
with the heavy hammer. The result was appalling. An instantaneous
spreading fan of apparently molten iron lit up the place as if it were a
flash of lightning. There was a crash like the bursting of a cannon.
The shop was filled for a moment with a shower of brilliant sparks, that
flew like meteors to every corner of the place. Everyone was prepared
for the explosion except Yates. He sprang back with a cry, tripped,
and, without having time to get the use of his hands to ease his fall,
tumbled and rolled to the horses’ heels. The animals, frightened by the
report, stamped around; and Yates had to hustle on his hands and knees
to safer quarters, exhibiting more celerity than dignity. The blacksmith
never smiled, but everyone else roared. The reputation of the country
was safe. Sandy doubled himself up in his boisterous mirth.

“There’s no one like the old man!” he shouted. “Oh, lordy! lordy! He’s
all wool, and a yard wide.”

Yates picked himself up and dusted himself off, laughing with the rest
of them.

“If I ever knew that trick before, I had forgotten it. That’s one on me,
as this youth in spasms said a moment ago. Blacksmith, shake! I’ll treat
the crowd, if there’s a place handy.”


People who have but a superficial knowledge of the life and times
here set down may possibly claim that the grocery store, and not the
blacksmith’s shop, used to be the real country club--the place where the
politics of the country were discussed; where the doings of great men
were commended or condemned, and the government criticised. It is true
that the grocery store was the club of the village, when a place like
the Corners grew to be a village; but the blacksmith’s shop was usually
the first building erected on the spot where a village was ultimately
to stand. It was the nucleus. As a place grew, and enervating luxury set
in, the grocery store slowly supplanted the blacksmith’s shop, because
people found a nail keg, or a box of crackers, more comfortable to sit
on than the limited seats at their disposal in a smithy; moreover, in
winter the store, with its red-hot box stove, was a place of warmth and
joy, but the reveling in such an atmosphere of comfort meant that the
members of the club had to live close at hand, for no man would brave
the storms of a Canadian winter night, and journey a mile or two through
the snow, to enjoy even the pleasures of the store. So the grocery was
essentially a village club, and not a rural club.

Of course, as civilization advanced, the blacksmith found it impossible
to compete with the grocer. He could not offer the same inducements. The
grocery approached more nearly than the smithy the grateful epicurism of
the Athenaeum, the Reform, or the Carlton. It catered to the appetite of
man, besides supplying him with the intellectual stimulus of debate.
A box of soda crackers was generally open, and, although such biscuits
were always dry, they were good to munch, if consumed slowly. The barrel
of hazel nuts never had a lid on. The raisins, in their square box, with
blue-tinted paper, setting forth the word “Malaga” under the colored
picture of joyous Spanish grape pickers, stood on the shelves behind
the counter, at an angle suited to display the contents to all comers,
requiring an exceptionally long reach, and more than an ordinary amount
of cheek, before they were got at; but the barrel of Muscavado brown
sugar was where everyone could dip his hand in; while the man on the
keg of tenpenny nails might extend his arm over into the display window,
where the highly colored candies exhibited themselves, although
the person who meddled often with them was frowned upon, for it was
etiquette in the club not to purloin things which were expensive.
The grocer himself drew the line at the candies, and a second helping
usually brought forth the mild reproof:

“Shall I charge that, Sam; or would you rather pay for it now?”

All these delicacies were taken in a somewhat surreptitious way, and the
takers generally wore an absent-minded look, as if the purloining was
not quite intentional on their part. But they were all good customers
of the grocer, and the abstractions were doubtless looked on by him as
being in the way of trade; just as the giving of a present with a pound
of tea, or a watch with a suit of clothes, became in later days. Be
that as it may, he never said anything unless his generosity was taken
advantage of, which was rarely the case.

Very often on winter nights there was a hilarious feast, that helped to
lighten the shelves and burden the till. This ordinarily took the form
of a splurge in cove oysters. Cove oysters came from Baltimore, of
course, in round tins; they were introduced into Canada long before the
square tin boxes that now come in winter from the same bivalvular city.
Cove oysters were partly cooked before being tinned, so that they would,
as the advertisements say, keep in any climate. They did not require ice
around them, as do the square tins which now contain the raw oysters.
Someone present would say:

“What’s the matter with having a feed of cove oysters?”

He then collected a subscription of ten cents or so from each member,
and the whole was expended in several cans of oysters and a few pounds
of crackers. The cooking was done in a tin basin on the top of the hot
stove. The contents of the cans were emptied into this handy dish, milk
was added, and broken crackers, to give thickness and consistency to the
result. There were always plenty of plates, for the store supplied the
crockery of the neighborhood. There were also plenty of spoons, for
everything was to be had at the grocery. What more could the most
exacting man need? On a particularly reckless night the feast ended with
several tins of peaches, which needed no cooking, but only a sprinkling
of sugar. The grocer was always an expert at cooking cove oysters and at
opening tins of peaches.

There was a general feeling among the members that, by indulging in
these banquets, they were going the pace rather; and some of the older
heads feebly protested against the indulgence of the times, but it was
noticed that they never refrained from doing their share when it came to
spoon work.

“A man has but one life to live,” the younger and more reckless would
say, as if that excused the extravagance; for a member rarely got away
without being fifteen cents out of pocket, especially when they had
peaches as well as oysters.

The grocery at the Corners had been but recently established and as yet
the blacksmith’s shop had not looked upon it as a rival. Macdonald was
monarch of all he surveyed, and his shop was the favorite gathering
place for miles around. The smithy was also the patriotic center of the
district, as a blacksmith’s shop must be as long as anvils can take the
place of cannon for saluting purposes. On the 24th of May, the queen’s
birthday, celebrated locally as the only day in the year, except
Sundays, when Macdonald’s face was clean and when he did no work, the
firing of the anvils aroused the echoes of the locality. On that great
day the grocer supplied the powder, which was worth three York shillings
a pound--a York shilling being sixpence halfpenny. It took two men to
carry an anvil, with a good deal of grunting; but Macdonald, if the
crowd were big enough, made nothing of picking it up, hoisting it on his
shoulder, and flinging it down on the green in front of his shop. In the
iron mass there is a square hole, and when the anvil was placed upside
down, the hole was uppermost. It was filled with powder, and a wooden
plug, with a notch cut in it, was pounded in with a sledge hammer.
Powder was sprinkled from the notch over the surface of the anvil, and
then the crowd stood back and held its breath. It was a most exciting
moment. Macdonald would come running out of the shop bareheaded, holding
a long iron bar, the wavering, red-hot end of which descended on the
anvil, while the blacksmith shouted in a terrifying voice: “Look out,
there!” The loose powder hissed and spat for a moment, then bang went
the cannon, and a great cloud of smoke rolled upward, while the rousing
cheers came echoing back from the surrounding forests. The helper, with
the powder-horn, would spring to the anvil and pour the black explosive
into the hole, while another stood ready with plug and hammer. The
delicious scent of burned gunpowder filled the air, and was inhaled by
all the youngsters with satisfaction, for now they realized what real
war was. Thus the salutes were fired, and thus the royal birthday was
fittingly celebrated.

Where two anvils were to be had, the cannonade was much brisker, as
then a plug was not needed. The hole in the lower anvil was filled with
powder, and the other anvil was placed over it. This was much quicker
than pounding in a plug, and had quite as striking and detonating an
effect. The upper anvil gave a heave, like Mark Twain’s shot-laden frog,
and fell over on its side. The smoke rolled up as usual, and the report
was equally gratifying.

Yates learned all these things as he sat in the blacksmith’s shop, for
they were still in the month of May, and the smoke of the echoing anvils
had hardly yet cleared away. All present were eager to tell him of the
glory of the day. One or two were good enough to express regret that he
had not been there to see. After the disaster which had overturned Yates
things had gone on very smoothly, and he had become one of the crowd, as
it were. The fact that he was originally a Canadian told in his favor,
although he had been contaminated by long residence in the States.

Macdonald worked hard at the turning of horseshoes from long rods of
iron. Usually an extended line of unfinished shoes bestrode a blackened
scantling, like bodiless horsemen, the scantling crossing the shop
overhead, just under the roof. These were the work of Macdonald’s
comparatively leisure days, and they were ready to be fitted to the
hoofs of any horse that came to be shod, but on this occasion there
had been such a run on his stock that it was exhausted, a depletion
the smith seemed to regard as a reproach on himself, for he told Yates
several times that he often had as many as three dozen shoes up aloft
for a rainy day.

When the sledge hammer work was to be done, one of those present stepped
forward and swung the heavy sledge, keeping stroke for stroke with
Macdonald’s one-handed hammer, all of which required a nice ear for
time. This assistance was supposed to be rendered by Sandy; but, as he
remarked, he was no hog, and anyone who wished to show his skill was at
liberty to do so. Sandy seemed to spend most of his time at the bellows,
and when he was not echoing the sentiments of the boss, as he called
him, he was commending the expertness of the _pro tem._ amateur, the
wielder of the sledge. It was fun to the amateur, and it was an old
thing with Sandy, so he never protested against this interference with
his duty, believing in giving everyone a chance, especially when it came
to swinging a heavy hammer. The whole scene brought back to Yates the
days of his youth, especially when Macdonald, putting the finishing
strokes to his shoe, let his hammer periodically tinkle with musical
clangor on the anvil, ringing forth a tintinnabulation that chimed
melodiously on the ear--a sort of anvil-chorus accompaniment to his
mechanical skill. He was a real sleight-of-hand man, and the anvil was
his orchestra.

Yates soon began to enjoy his visit to the rural club. As the members
thawed out he found them all first-rate fellows, and, what was more,
they were appreciative listeners. His stories were all evidently new to
them, and nothing puts a man into a genial frame of mind so quickly as
an attentive, sympathetic audience. Few men could tell a story better
than Yates, but he needed the responsive touch of interested hearers. He
hated to have to explain the points of his anecdotes, as, indeed, what
story-teller does not? A cold and critical man like the professor
froze the spring of narration at its source. Besides, Renmark had an
objectionable habit of tracing the recital to its origin; it annoyed
Yates to tell a modern yarn, and then discover that Aristophanes, or
some other prehistoric poacher on the good things men were to say, had
forestalled him by a thousand years or so. When a man is quick to see
the point of your stories, and laughs heartily at them, you are apt to
form a high opinion of his good sense, and to value his companionship.

When the horses were shod, and young Bartlett, who was delighted at
the impression Yates had made, was preparing to go, the whole company
protested against the New Yorker’s departure. This was real flattery.

“What’s your hurry, Bartlett?” asked the whittler. “You can’t do
anything this afternoon, if you do go home. It’s a poor time this to
mend a bad day’s work. If you stay, he’ll stay; won’t you, Mr. Yates?
Macdonald is going to set tires, and he needs us all to look on and see
that he does it right; don’t you, Mac?”

“Yes; I get a lot of help from you while there’s a stick to whittle,”
 replied the smith.

“Then there’s the protracted meeting to-night at the schoolhouse,” put
in another, anxious that all the attractions of the place should be
brought forward.

“That’s so,” said the whittler; “I had forgotten about that. It’s the
first night, so we must all be there to encourage old Benderson. You’ll
be on hand to-night, won’t you, Macdonald?”

The blacksmith made no answer, but turned to Sandy and asked him
savagely what in ---- and ---nation he was standing gawking there for.
Why didn’t he go outside and get things ready for the tire setting? What
in thunder was he paying him for, anyhow? Wasn’t there enough loafers
round, without him joining the ranks?

Sandy took this rating with equanimity, and, when the smith’s back was
turned, he shrugged his shoulders, took a fresh bite of tobacco from the
plug which he drew from his hip pocket, winking at the others as he did
so. He leisurely followed Macdonald out of the shop, saying in a whisper
as he passed the whittler:

“I wouldn’t rile the old man, if I were you.”

The club then adjourned to the outside, all except those who sat on the
bench. Yates asked:

“What’s the matter with Macdonald? Doesn’t he like protracted meetings?
And, by the way, what are protracted meetings?”

“They’re revival meetings--religious meetings, you know, for converting

“Really?” said Yates. “But why protracted? Are they kept on for a week
or two?”

“Yes; I suppose that’s why, although, to tell the truth, I never knew
the reason for the name. Protracted meetings always stood for just the
same thing ever since I was a boy, and we took it as meaning that one
thing, without thinking why.”

“And doesn’t Macdonald like them?”

“Well, you see, it’s like this: He never wants to go to a protracted
meeting, yet he can’t keep away. He’s like a drunkard and the corner
tavern. He can’t pass it, and he knows if he goes in he will fall.
Macdonald’s always the first one to go up to the penitent bench. They
rake him in every time. He has religion real bad for a couple of
weeks, and then he backslides. He doesn’t seem able to stand either the
converting or the backsliding. I suppose some time they will gather him
in finally, and he will stick and become a class leader, but he hasn’t
stuck up to date.”

“Then he doesn’t like to hear the subject spoken of?”

“You bet he don’t. It isn’t safe to twit him about it either. To tell
the truth, I was pleased when I heard him swear at Sandy; then I knew it
was all right, and Sandy can stand it. Macdonald is a bad man to tackle
when he’s mad. There’s nobody in this district can handle him. I’d
sooner get a blow from a sledge hammer than meet Mac’s fist when his
dander is up. But so long as he swears it’s all right. Say, you’ll stay
down for the meeting, won’t you?”

“I think I will. I’ll see what young Bartlett intends to do. It isn’t
very far to walk, in any case.”

“There will be lots of nice girls going your way to-night after the
meeting. I don’t know but I’ll jog along in that direction myself when
it’s over. That’s the principal use I have for the meetings, anyhow.”

The whittler and Yates got down from the bench, and joined the crowd
outside. Young Bartlett sat on one of the horses, loath to leave while
the tire setting was going on.

“Are you coming, Yates?” he shouted, as his comrade appeared.

“I think I’ll stay for the meeting,” said Yates, approaching him and
patting the horse. He had no desire for mounting and riding away in the
presence of that critical assemblage.

“All right,” said young Bartlett. “I guess I’ll be down at the meeting,
too; then I can show you the way home.”

“Thanks,” said Yates; “I’ll be on the lookout for you.”

Young Bartlett galloped away, and was soon lost to sight in a cloud of
dust. The others had also departed with their shod horses; but there
were several new arrivals, and the company was augmented rather than
diminished. They sat around on the fence, or on the logs dumped down by
the wayside.

Few smoked, but many chewed tobacco. It was a convenient way of using
the weed, and required no matches, besides being safer for men who had
to frequent inflammable barns.

A circular fire burned in front of the shop, oak bark being the main
fuel used. Iron wagon tires lay hidden in this burning circle. Macdonald
and Sandy bustled about making preparations, their faces, more hideous
in the bright sunlight than in the comparative obscurity of the shop,
giving them the appearance of two evil spirits about to attend some
incantation scene of which the circular fire was the visible indication.
Crosstrees, of four pieces of squared timber, lay near the fire, with a
tireless wheel placed flat upon them, the hub in the square hole at the
center. Shiftless farmers always resisted having tires set until they
would no longer stay on the wheel. The inevitable day was postponed,
time and again, by a soaking of the wheels overnight in some convenient
puddle of water; but as the warmer and dryer weather approached this
device, supplemented by wooden wedges, no longer sufficed, and the tires
had to be set for summer work. Frequently the tire rolled off on the
sandy highway, and the farmer was reluctantly compelled to borrow a rail
from the nearest fence, and place it so as to support the axle; he then
put the denuded wheel and its tire on the wagon, and drove slowly to the
nearest blacksmith’s shop, his vehicle “trailing like a wounded duck,”
 the rail leaving a snake’s track behind it on the dusty road.

The blacksmith had previously cut and welded the tire, reducing its
circumference, and when it was hot enough, he and Sandy, each with a
pair of tongs, lifted it from the red-hot circle of fire. It was pressed
and hammered down on the blazing rim of the wheel, and instantly Sandy
and Macdonald, with two pails of water that stood handy, poured the
cold liquid around the red-hot zone, enveloping themselves in clouds
of steam, the quick contraction clamping the iron on the wood until the
joints cracked together. There could be no loitering; quick work was
necessary, or a spoiled wheel was the result. Macdonald, alternately
spluttering through fire and steam, was in his element. Even Sandy had
to be on the keen jump, without a moment to call his plug of tobacco his
own. Macdonald fussed and fussed, but got through an immense amount of
work in an incredibly short space of time, cursing Sandy pretty much all
the while; yet that useful man never replied in kind, contenting himself
with a wink at the crowd when he got the chance, and saying under his

“The old man’s in great fettle to-day.”

Thus everybody enjoyed himself: Macdonald, because he was the center
figure in a saturnalia of work; Sandy, because no matter how hard a man
has to work he can chew tobacco all the time; the crowd, because the
spectacle of fire, water, and steam was fine, and they didn’t have to do
anything but sit around and look on. The sun got lower and lower as, one
by one, the spectators departed to do their chores, and prepare for the
evening meeting. Yates at the invitation of the whittler went home with
him, and thoroughly relished his evening meal.


Margaret had never met any man but her father who was so fond of
books as Professor Renmark. The young fellows of her acquaintance
read scarcely anything but the weekly papers; they went with some care
through the yellow almanac that was given away free, with the grocer’s
name printed on the back. The marvelous cures the almanac recorded were
of little interest, and were chiefly read by the older folk, but the
young men reveled in the jokes to be found at the bottom of every page,
their only drawback being that one could never tell the stories at a
paring-bee or other social gathering, because everyone in the company
had read them. A few of the young men came sheepishly round to get a
book out of the library, but it was evident that their interest was not
so much in the volume as in the librarian, and when that fact became
apparent to the girl, she resented it. Margaret was thought to be cold
and proud by the youth of the neighborhood, or “stuck-up,” as they
expressed it.

To such a girl a man like Renmark was a revelation. He could talk of
other things than the weather, live stock, and the prospects for the
crops. The conversation at first did not include Margaret, but she
listened to every word of it with interest. Her father and mother were
anxious to hear about their boy; and from that engrossing subject the
talk soon drifted to university life, and the differences between city
and country. At last the farmer, with a sigh, arose to go. There is
little time for pleasant talk on a farm while daylight lasts. Margaret,
remembering her duties as librarian, began to take in the books from the
wagon to the front room. Renmark, slow in most things, was quick enough
to offer his assistance on this occasion; but he reddened somewhat as he
did so, for he was unused to being a squire of dames.

“I wish you would let me do the porterage,” he said. “I would like to
earn the right to look at these books sometimes, even though I may not
have the privilege of borrowing, not being a taxable resident of the

“The librarian,” answered Margaret, with a smile, “seems to be at
liberty to use her own discretion in the matter of lending. No one has
authority to look over her accounts, or to censure her if she lends
recklessly. So, if you wish to borrow books, all you have to do is to
ask for them.”

“You may be sure I shall avail myself of the permission. But my
conscience will be easier if I am allowed to carry them in.”

“You will be permitted to help. I like carrying them. There is no more
delicious armful than books.”

As Renmark looked at the lovely girl, her face radiant with enthusiasm,
the disconcerting thought came suddenly that perhaps her statement
might not be accurate. No such thought had ever suggested itself to him
before, and it now filled him with guilty confusion. He met the clear,
honest gaze of her eyes for a moment, then he stammered lamely:

“I--I too am very fond of books.”

Together they carried in the several hundred volumes, and then began to
arrange them.

“Have you no catalogue?” he asked.

“No. We never seem to need one. People come and look over the library,
and take out whatever book they fancy.”

“Yes, but still every library ought to be catalogued. Cataloguing is an
art in itself. I have paid a good deal of attention to it, and will show
you how it is done, if you care to know.”

“Oh, I wish you would.”

“How do you keep a record of the volumes that are out?”

“I just write the name of the person, the title, and the date in this
blank book. When the volume is returned, I score out the record.”

“I see,” said Renmark dubiously.

“That isn’t right, is it? Is there a better way?”

“Well, for a small library, that ought to do; but if you were handling
many books, I think confusion might result.”

“Do tell me the right way. I should like to know, even if it is a small

“There are several methods, but I am by no means sure your way is not
the simplest, and therefore the best in this instance.”

“I’m not going to be put off like that,” said Margaret, laughing. “A
collection of books is a collection of books, whether large or small,
and deserves respect and the best of treatment. Now, what method is used
in large libraries?”

“Well, I should suggest a system of cards, though slips of paper would
do. When any person wants to take out a book, let him make out a card,
giving the date and the name or number of the book; he then must sign
the card, and there you are. He cannot deny having had the book, for
you have his own signature to prove it. The slips are arranged in a
box according to dates, and when a book is returned, you tear up the
recording paper.”

“I think that is a very good way, and I will adopt it.”

“Then let me send to Toronto and get you a few hundred cards. We’ll have
them here in a day or two.”

“Oh, I don’t want to put you to that trouble.”

“It is no trouble at all. Now, that is settled, let us attack the
catalogue. Have you a blank book anywhere about? We will first make an
alphabetical list; then we will arrange them under the heads of history,
biography, fiction, and so on.”

Simple as it appeared, the making of a catalogue took a long time. Both
were absorbed in their occupation. Cataloguing in itself is a straight
and narrow path, but in this instance there were so many delightful side
excursions that rapid progress could not be expected. To a reader the
mere mention of a book brings up recollections. Margaret was reading
out the names; Renmark, on slips of paper, each with a letter on it, was
writing them down.

“Oh, have you that book?” he would say, looking up as a title was
mentioned. “Have you ever read it?”

“No; for, you see, this part of the library is all new to me. Why, here
is one of which the leaves are not even cut. No one has read it. Is it

“One of the best,” Renmark would say, taking the volume. “Yes, I know
this edition. Let me read you one passage.”

And Margaret would sit in the rocking while he cut the leaves and found
the place. One extract was sure to suggest another, and time passed
before the title of the book found its way to the proper slip of
paper. These excursions into literature were most interesting to both
excursionists, but they interfered with cataloguing. Renmark read
and read, ever and anon stopping to explain some point, or quote what
someone else had said on the same subject, marking the place in the
book, as he paused, with inserted fore finger. Margaret swayed back and
forth in the comfortable rocking chair, and listened intently, her large
dark eyes fixed upon him so earnestly that now and then, when he met
them, he seemed disconcerted for a moment. But the girl did not notice
this. At the end of one of his dissertations she leaned her elbow on the
arm of the chair, with her cheek resting against her hand, and said:

“How very clear you make everything, Mr. Renmark.”

“Do you think so?” he said with a smile. “It’s my business, you know.”

“I think it’s a shame that girls are not allowed to go to the
university; don’t you?”

“Really, I never gave any thought to the subject, and I am not quite
prepared to say.”

“Well, I think it most unfair. The university is supported by the
Government, is it not? Then why should half of the population be shut
out from its advantages?”

“I’m afraid it wouldn’t do, you know.”


“There are many reasons,” he replied evasively.

“What are they? Do you think girls could not learn, or are not as
capable of hard study as well as----”

“It isn’t that,” he interrupted; “there are plenty of girls’ schools in
the country, you know. Some very good ones in Toronto itself, for that

“Yes; but why shouldn’t I go to the university with my brother? There
are plenty of boys’ schools, too, but the university is the university.
I suppose my father helps to support it. Why, then, should one child be
allowed to attend and the other not? It isn’t at all just.”

“It wouldn’t do,” said the professor more firmly, the more he thought
about it.

“Would you take that as a satisfying reason from one or your students?”


“The phrase, ‘It wouldn’t do.’”

Renmark laughed.

“I’m afraid not,” he said; “but, then, I’m very exacting in class. Now,
if you want to know, why do you not ask your father?”

“Father and I have discussed the question, often, and he quite agrees
with me in thinking it unfair.”

“Oh, does he?” said Renmark, taken aback; although, when he reflected,
he realized that the father doubtless knew as little about the dangers
of the city as the daughter did.

“And what does your mother say?”

“Oh, mother thinks if a girl is a good housekeeper it is all that is
required. So you will have to give me a good reason, if there is one,
for nobody else in this house argues on your side of the question.”

“Well,” said Renmark in an embarrassed manner, “if you don’t know by the
time you are twenty-five, I’ll promise to discuss the whole subject with

Margaret sighed as she leaned back in her chair.

“Twenty-five?” she cried, adding with the unconscious veracity of youth:
“That will be seven years to wait. Thank you, but I think I’ll find out
before that time.”

“I think you will,” Renmark answered.

They were interrupted by the sudden and unannounced entrance of her

“Hello, you two!” he shouted with the rude familiarity of a boy. “It
seems the library takes a longer time to arrange than usual.”

Margaret rose with dignity.

“We are cataloguing,” she said severely.

“Oh, that’s what you call it, is it? Can I be of any assistance, or is
two company when they’re cataloguing? Have you any idea what time it

“I’m afraid I must be off,” said the professor, rising. “My companion in
camp won’t know what has become of me.”

“Oh, he’s all right!” said Henry. “He’s down at the Corners, and is
going to stay there for the meeting to-night. Young Bartlett passed a
while ago; he was getting the horses shod, and your friend went with
him. I guess Yates can take care of himself, Mr. Renmark. Say, sis,
will you go to the meeting? I’m going. Young Bartlett’s going, and so is
Kitty. Won’t you come, too, Mr. Renmark? It’s great fun.”

“Don’t talk like that about a religious gathering, Henry,” said his
sister, frowning.

“Well, that’s what it is, anyhow.”

“Is it a prayer meeting?” asked the professor, looking at the girl.

“You bet it is!” cried Henry enthusiastically, giving no one a chance
to speak but himself. “It’s a prayer meeting, and every other kind
of meeting all rolled into one. It’s a revival meeting; a protracted
meeting, that’s what it is. You had better come with us, Mr. Renmark,
and then you can see what it is like. You can walk home with Yates.”

This attractive _dénouement_ did not seem to appeal so strongly to the
professor as the boy expected, for he made no answer.

“You will come, sis; won’t you?” urged the boy.

“Are you sure Kitty is going?”

“Of course she is. You don’t think she’d miss it, do you? They’ll soon
be here, too; better go and get ready.”

“I’ll see what mother says,” replied Margaret as she left the room.
She shortly returned, dressed ready for the meeting, and the professor
concluded he would go also.


Anyone passing the Corners that evening would have quickly seen that
something important was on. Vehicles of all kinds lined the roadway,
drawn in toward the fence, to the rails of which the horses were tied.
Some had evidently come from afar, for the fame of the revivalist was
widespread. The women, when they arrived, entered the schoolhouse, which
was brilliantly lighted with oil lamps. The men stood around outside in
groups, while many sat in rows on the fences, all conversing about every
conceivable topic except religion. They apparently acted on the theory
that there would be enough religion to satisfy the most exacting when
they went inside. Yates sat on the top rail of the fence with the
whittler, whose guest he had been. It was getting too dark for
satisfactory whittling, so the man with the jack-knife improved the time
by cutting notches in the rail on which he sat. Even when this failed,
there was always a satisfaction in opening and shutting a knife that had
a powerful spring at the back of it, added to which was the pleasurable
danger of cutting his fingers. They were discussing the Fenian question,
which at that time was occupying the minds of Canadians to some extent.
Yates was telling them what he knew of the brotherhood in New York, and
the strength of it, which his auditors seemed inclined to underestimate.
Nobody believed that the Fenians would be so foolhardy as to attempt an
invasion of Canada; but Yates held that if they did they would give the
Canadians more trouble than was expected.

“Oh, we’ll turn old Bartlett on them, if they come over here. They’ll be
glad enough to get back if he tackles them.”

“With his tongue,” added another.

“By the way,” said the whittler, “did young Bartlett say he was coming
to-night? I hope he’ll bring his sister if he does. Didn’t any of you
fellows ask him to bring her? He’d never think of it if he wasn’t told.
He has no consideration for the rest of us.”

“Why didn’t you ask him? I hear you have taken to going in that
direction yourself.”

“Who? Me?” asked the whittler, quite unconcerned. “I have no chance in
that quarter, especially when the old man’s around.”

There was a sound of singing from the schoolhouse. The double doors were
wide open, and as the light streamed out the people began to stream in.

“Where’s Macdonald?” asked Yates.

“Oh, I guess he’s taken to the woods. He washes his face, and then he
hides. He has the sense to wash his face first, for he knows he will
have to come. You’ll see him back before they start the second hymn.”

“Well, boys!” said one, getting down from the fence and stretching his
arms above his head with a yawn, “I guess, if we’re going in, it’s about

One after another they got down from the fence, the whittler shutting
his knife with a reluctant snap, and putting it in his pocket with
evident regret. The schoolhouse, large as it was, was filled to its
utmost capacity--women on one side of the room, and men on the other;
although near the door there was no such division, all the occupants
of the back benches being men and boys. The congregation was standing,
singing a hymn, when Yates and his comrades entered, so their quiet
incoming was not noticed. The teacher’s desk had been moved from the
platform on which it usually stood, and now occupied a corner on the
men’s side of the house. It was used as a seat by two or three, who
wished to be near the front, and at the same time keep an eye on the
rest of the assemblage. The local preacher stood on the edge of the
platform, beating time gently with his hymn book, but not singing, as
he had neither voice nor ear for music, and happily recognized the fact.
The singing was led by a man in the middle of the room.

At the back of the platform, near the wall, were two chairs, on one of
which sat the Rev. Mr. Benderson, who was to conduct the revival. He was
a stout, powerful-looking man, but Yates could not see his face, for it
was buried in his hands, his head being bowed in silent prayer. It was
generally understood that he had spent a youth of fearful wickedness,
and he always referred to himself as a brand snatched from the burning.
It was even hinted that at one time he had been a card player, but no
one knew this for a fact. Many of the local preachers had not the power
of exhortation, therefore a man like the Rev. Mr. Benderson, who had
that gift abnormally developed, was too valuable to be localized; so he
spent the year going from place to place, sweeping, driving, coaxing,
or frightening into the fold those stray sheep that hovered on the
outskirts; once they were within the religious ring-fence the local
minister was supposed to keep them there. The latter, who had given out
the hymn, was a man of very different caliber. He was tall, pale, and
thin, and his long black coat hung on him as if it were on a post. When
the hymn was finished; and everyone sat down, Yates, and those with him,
found seats as best they could at the end near the door. This was the
portion of the hall where the scoffers assembled, but it was also
the portion which yielded most fruit, if the revival happened to be a
successful one. Yates, seeing the place so full, and noticing two empty
benches up at the front, asked the whittler why they were not occupied.

“They’ll be occupied pretty soon.”

“Who are they being kept for?”

“Perhaps you, perhaps me, perhaps both of us. You never can tell. That’s
the penitents’ bench.”

The local preacher knelt on the platform, and offered up a prayer. He
asked the Lord to bless the efforts of the brother who was with them
there that night, and to crown his labors with success; through his
instrumentality to call many wandering sinners home. There were cries
of “Amen” and “Bless the Lord” from different parts of the hall as the
prayer was being made. On rising, another hymn was given out:

  “Joy to the world, the Lord is come.
   Let earth receive her King.”

The leader of the singing started it too low. The tune began high, and
ran down to the bottom of the scale by the time it reached the end of
the first line. When the congregation had got two-thirds of the way
down, they found they could go no farther, not even those who sang bass.
The leader, in some confusion, had to pitch the tune higher, and his
miscalculation was looked upon as exceedingly funny by the reckless
spirits at the back of the hall. The door opened quietly; and they all
turned expecting to see Macdonald, but it was only Sandy. He had washed
his face with but indifferent success, and the bulge in his cheek,
like a wen, showed that he had not abandoned tobacco on entering the
schoolhouse. He tiptoed to a place beside his friends.

“The old man’s outside,” he whispered to the youth who sat nearest him,
holding his hand to the side of his mouth so that the sound would not
travel. Catching sight of Yates, he winked at him in a friendly sort of

The hymn gathered volume and spirit as it went on, gradually recovering
from the misadventure at starting. When it was finished, the preacher
sat down beside the revivalist. His part of the work was done, as there
was no formal introduction of speaker to audience to be gone through.
The other remained as he was with bowed head, for what appeared to be a
long time.

A deep silence fell on all present. Even the whisperings among the
scoffers ceased.

At last Mr. Benderson slowly raised his head, arose, and came to the
front of the platform. He had a strong, masterful, clean-shaven face,
with the heavy jaw of a stubborn man--a man not easily beaten. “Open the
door,” he said in a quiet voice.

In the last few meetings he had held he had found this an effective
beginning. It was new to his present audience. Usually a knot of people
stood outside, and if they were there, he made an appeal to them,
through the open door, to enter. If no one was there, he had a lesson to
impart, based on the silence and the darkness. In this instance it
was hard to say which was the more surprised, the revivalist or the
congregation. Sandy, being on his feet, stepped to the door, and threw
it open. He was so astonished at what he saw that he slid behind the
open door out of sight. Macdonald stood there, against the darkness
beyond, in a crouching attitude, as if about to spring. He had evidently
been trying to see what was going on through the keyhole; and, being
taken unawares by the sudden opening of the door, had not had time to
recover himself. No retreat was now possible. He stood up with haggard
face, like a man who has been on a spree, and, without a word, walked
in. Those on the bench in front of Yates moved together a little closer,
and the blacksmith sat down on the vacant space left at the outside. In
his confusion he drew his hand across his brow, and snapped his fingers
loudly in the silence. A few faces at the back wore a grin, and would
have laughed had not Sandy, closing the door quietly, given them one
menacing look which quelled their merriment. He was not going to have
the “old man” made fun of in his extremity; and they all had respect
enough for Sandy’s fist not to run the risk of encountering it after the
meeting was over. Macdonald himself was more to be dreaded in a fight;
but the chances were that for the next two or three weeks, if the
revival were a success, there would be no danger from that quarter.
Sandy, however, was permanently among the unconverted, and therefore to
be feared, as being always ready to stand up for his employer, either
with voice or blow. The unexpected incident Mr. Benderson had witnessed
suggested no remarks at the time, so, being a wise man, he said nothing.
The congregation wondered how he had known Macdonald was at the door,
and none more than Macdonald himself. It seemed to many that the
revivalist had a gift of divination denied to themselves, and this
belief left them in a frame of mind more than ever ready to profit by
the discourse they were about to hear.

Mr. Benderson began in a low monotone, that nevertheless penetrated to
every part of the room. He had a voice of peculiar quality, as sweet
as the tones of a tenor, and as pleasant to hear as music; now and then
there was a manly ring in it which thrilled his listeners. “A week ago
to-night,” he said, “at this very hour, I stood by the deathbed of one
who is now among the blessed. It is four years since he found salvation,
by the mercy of God, through the humble instrumentality of the least of
his servants. It was my blessed privilege to see that young man--that
boy almost--pledge his soul to Jesus. He was less than twenty when he
gave himself to Christ, and his hopes of a long life were as strong as
the hopes of the youngest here to-night. Yet he was struck down in the
early flush of manhood--struck down almost without warning. When I
heard of his brief illness, although knowing nothing of its seriousness,
something urged me to go to him, and at once. When I reached the house,
they told me that he had asked to see me, and that they had just sent a
messenger to the telegraph office with a dispatch for me. I said: ‘God
telegraphed to me.’ They took me to the bedside of my young friend, whom
I had last seen as hearty and strong as anyone here.”

Mr. Benderson then, in a voice quivering with emotion, told the story
of the deathbed scene. His language was simple and touching, and it
was evident to the most callous auditor that he spoke from the heart,
describing in pathetic words the scene he had witnessed. His unadorned
eloquence went straight home to every listener, and many an eye dimmed
as he put before them a graphic picture of the serenity attending the
end of a well-spent life.

“As I came through among you to-night,” he continued, “as you stood
together in groups outside this building, I caught a chance expression
that one of you uttered. A man was speaking of some neighbor who, at
this busy season of the year, had been unable to get help. I think the
one to whom this man was speaking had asked if the busy man were here,
and the answer was: ‘No; he has not a minute to call his own.’ The
phrase has haunted me since I heard it, less than an hour ago. ‘Not a
minute to call his own!’ I thought of it as I sat before you. I thought
of it as I rose to address you. I think of it now. Who has a minute to
call his own?” The soft tones of the preacher’s voice had given place to
a ringing cry that echoed from the roof down on their heads. “Have you?
Have I? Has any king, any prince, any president, any ruler over men,
a minute or a moment he can call his own? Not one. Not one of all the
teeming millions on this earth. The minutes that are past are yours.
What use have you made of them? All your efforts, all your prayers, will
not change the deeds done in any one of those minutes that are past, and
those only are yours. The chiseled stone is not more fixed than are the
deeds of the minutes that are past. Their record is for you or against
you. But where now are those minutes of the future--those minutes that,
from this time onward, you will be able to call your own when they are
spent? They are in the hand of God--in his hand to give or to withhold.
And who can count them in the hand of God? Not you, not I, not the
wisest man upon the earth. Man may number the miles from here to the
farthest visible star; but he cannot tell you,--_you_; I don’t mean your
neighbor, I mean _you_,--he cannot tell YOU whether your minutes are to
be one or a thousand. They are doled out to you, and you are responsible
for them. But there will come a moment,--it may be to-night, it may be a
year hence,--when the hand of God will close, and you will have had your
sum. Then time will end for you, and eternity begin. Are you prepared
for that awful moment--that moment when the last is given you, and the
next withheld? What if it came now? Are you prepared for it? Are you
ready to welcome it, as did our brother who died at this hour one short
week ago? His was not the only deathbed I have attended. Some scenes
have been so seared into my brain that I can never forget them. A year
ago I was called to the bedside of a dying man, old in years and old in
sin. Often had he been called, but he put Christ away from him, saying:
‘At a more convenient season.’ He knew the path, but he walked not
therein. And when at last God’s patience ended, and this man was
stricken down, he, foolish to the last, called for me, the servant,
instead of to God, the Master. When I reached his side, the stamp of
death was on his face. The biting finger of agony had drawn lines upon
his haggard brow. A great fear was upon him, and he gripped my hand with
the cold grasp of death itself. In that darkened room it seemed to me I
saw the angel of peace standing by the bed, but it stood aloof, as one
often offended. It seemed to me at the head of the bed the demon of
eternal darkness bent over, whispering to him: ‘It is too late! it is
too late!’ The dying man looked at me--oh, such a look! May you never be
called upon to witness its like. He gasped: ‘I have lived--I have
lived a sinful life. Is it too late?’ ‘No,’ I said, trembling. ‘Say you
believe.’ His lips moved, but no sound came. He died as he had lived.
The one necessary minute was withheld. Do you hear? _It--was--withheld!_
He had not the minute to call his own. Not that minute in which to turn
from everlasting damnation. He--went--down--into--_hell_, dying as he
had lived.”

The preacher’s voice rose until it sounded like a trumpet blast. His
eyes shone, and his face flushed with the fervor of his theme. Then
followed, as rapidly as words could utter, a lurid, awful picture of
hell and the day of judgment. Sobs and groans were heard in every part
of the room. “Come--now--_now_!” he cried, “Now is the appointed time,
now is the day of salvation. Come now; and as you rise pray God that
in his mercy he may spare you strength and life to reach the penitent

Suddenly the preacher ceased talking. Stretching out his hands, he broke
forth, with his splendid tenor voice, into the rousing hymn, with its
spirited marching time:

[Musical score:  Come ye sinners, poor and needy,
  Weak and wounded, sick and sore;
  Jesus ready stands to save you.
  Full of pity, love, and power.]

The whole congregation joined him. Everyone knew the words and the tune.
It seemed a relief to the pent-up feelings to sing at the top of the
voice. The chorus rose like a triumphal march:

[Musical score:  Turn to the Lord, and seek salvation,
  Sound the praise of His dear name;
  Glory, honour, and salvation,
  Christ the Lord has come to reign.]

As the congregation sang the preacher in stentorian tones urged sinners
to seek the Lord while he was yet to be found.

Yates felt the electric thrill in the air, and he tugged at his collar,
as if he were choking. He could not understand the strange exaltation
that had come over him. It seemed as if he must cry aloud. All those
around him were much moved. There were now no scoffers at the back of
the room. Most of them seemed frightened, and sat looking one at the
other. It only needed a beginning, and the penitent bench would be
crowded. Many eyes were turned on Macdonald. His face was livid, and
great beads of perspiration stood on his brow. His strong hand clutched
the back of the seat before him, and the muscles stood out on the
portion of his arm that was bare. He stared like a hypnotized man at
the preacher. His teeth were set, and he breathed hard, as would a man
engaged in a struggle. At last the hand of the preacher seemed to be
pointed directly at him. He rose tremblingly to his feet and staggered
down the aisle, flinging himself on his knees, with his head on his
arms, beside the penitent bench, groaning aloud.

“Bless the Lord!” cried the preacher.

It was the starting of the avalanche. Up the aisle, with pale faces,
many with tears streaming from their eyes, walked the young men and the
old. Mothers, with joy in their hearts and a prayer on their lips, saw
their sons fall prostrate before the penitent bench. Soon the contrite
had to kneel wherever they could. The ringing salvation march filled the
air, mingled with cries of joy and devout ejaculations.

“God!” cried Yates, tearing off his collar, “what is the matter with me?
I never felt like this before. I must get into the open air.”

He made for the door, and escaped unnoticed in the excitement of the
moment. He stood for a time by the fence outside, breathing deeply
of the cool, sweet air. The sound of the hymn came faintly to him. He
clutched the fence, fearing he was about to faint. Partially recovering
himself at last, he ran with all his might up the road, while there rang
in his ears the marching words:

[Musical score:  Turn to the Lord, and seek salvation,
  Sound the praise of His dear Name.
  Glory, honour and salvation,
  Christ the Lord has come to reign.]


When people are thrown together, especially when they are young, the
mutual relationship existing between them rarely remains stationary.
It drifts toward like or dislike; and cases have been known where it
progressed into love or hatred.

Stillson Renmark and Margaret Howard became at least very firm friends.
Each of them would have been ready to admit this much. These two had a
good foundation on which to build up an acquaintance in the fact
that Margaret’s brother was a student in the university of which the
professor was a worthy member. They had also a subject of difference,
which, if it leads not to heated argument, but is soberly discussed,
lends itself even more to the building of friendship than subjects of
agreement. Margaret held, as has been indicated in a previous chapter,
that the university was wrong in closing its doors to women. Renmark,
up to the time of their first conversation on the subject, had given the
matter but little thought; yet he developed an opinion contrary to that
of Margaret, and was too honest a man, or too little of a diplomatist,
to conceal it. On one occasion Yates had been present, and he threw
himself, with the energy that distinguished him, into the woman side of
the question--cordially agreeing with Margaret, citing instances, and
holding those who were against the admission of women up to ridicule,
taunting them with fear of feminine competition. Margaret became silent
as the champion of her cause waxed the more eloquent; but whether she
liked Richard Yates the better for his championship who that is not
versed in the ways of women can say? As the hope of winning her regard
was the sole basis of Yates’ uncompromising views on the subject, it
is likely that he was successful, for his experiences with the sex were
large and varied. Margaret was certainly attracted toward Renmark, whose
deep scholarship even his excessive self-depreciation could not entirely
conceal; and he, in turn, had naturally a schoolmaster’s enthusiasm
over a pupil who so earnestly desired advancement in knowledge. Had he
described his feelings to Yates, who was an expert in many matters,
he would perhaps have learned that he was in love; but Renmark was a
reticent man, not much given either to introspection or to being lavish
with his confidences. As to Margaret, who can plummet the depth of a
young girl’s regard until she herself gives some indication? All that
one is able to record is that she was kinder to Yates than she had been
at the beginning.

Miss Kitty Bartlett probably would not have denied that she had a
sincere liking for the conceited young man from New York. Renmark fell
into the error of thinking Miss Kitty a frivolous young person, whereas
she was merely a girl who had an inexhaustible fund of high spirits, and
one who took a most deplorable pleasure in shocking a serious man. Even
Yates made a slight mistake regarding her on one occasion, when they
were having an evening walk together, with that freedom from chaperonage
which is the birthright of every American girl, whether she belongs to a
farmhouse or to the palace of a millionaire.

In describing the incident afterward to Renmark, (for Yates had nothing
of his comrade’s reserve in these matters) he said:

“She left a diagram of her four fingers on my cheek that felt like one
of those raised maps of Switzerland. I have before now felt the tap of
a lady’s fan in admonition, but never in my life have I met a gentle
reproof that felt so much like a censure from the paw of our friend Tom

Renmark said with some severity that he hoped Yates would not forget
that he was, in a measure, a guest of his neighbors.

“Oh, _that’s_ all right,” said Yates. “If you have any spare sympathy
to bestow, keep it for me. My neighbors are amply able, and more than
willing, to take care of themselves.”

And now as to Richard Yates himself. One would imagine that here, at
least, a conscientious relater of events would have an easy task. Alas!
such is far from being the fact. The case of Yates was by all odds the
most complex and bewildering of the four. He was deeply and truly in
love with both of the girls. Instances of this kind are not so rare as
a young man newly engaged to an innocent girl tries to make her believe.
Cases have been known where a chance meeting with one girl, and not with
another, has settled who was to be a young man’s companion during a long
life. Yates felt that in multitude of counsel there is wisdom, and made
no secret of his perplexity to his friend. He complained sometimes that
he got little help toward the solution of the problem, but generally
he was quite content to sit under the trees with Renmark and weigh the
different advantages of each of the girls. He sometimes appealed to
his friend, as a man with a mathematical turn of mind, possessing an
education that extended far into conic sections and algebraic formulae,
to balance up the lists, and give him a candid and statistical opinion
as to which of the two he should favor with serious proposals. When
these appeals for help were coldly received, he accused his friend of
lack of sympathy with his dilemma, said that he was a soulless man, and
that if he had a heart it had become incrusted with the useless _debris_
of a higher education, and swore to confide in him no more. He would
search for a friend, he said, who had something human about him. The
search for the sympathetic friend, however, seemed to be unsuccessful;
for Yates always returned to Renmark, to have, as he remarked, ice water
dashed upon his duplex-burning passion.

It was a lovely afternoon in the latter part of May, 1866, and Yates
was swinging idly in the hammock, with his hands clasped under his head,
gazing dreamily up at the patches of blue sky seen through the green
branches of the trees overhead, while his industrious friend was
unromantically peeling potatoes near the door of the tent.

“The human heart, Renny,” said the man in the hammock reflectively, “is
a remarkable organ, when you come to think of it. I presume, from your
lack of interest, that you haven’t given the subject much study, except,
perhaps, in a physiological way. At the present moment it is to me
the only theme worthy of a man’s entire attention. Perhaps that is the
result of spring, as the poet says; but, anyhow, it presents new aspects
to me each hour. Now, I have made this important discovery: that the
girl I am with last seems to me the most desirable. That is contrary to
the observation of philosophers of bygone days. Absence makes the heart
grow fonder, _they_ say. I don’t find it so. Presence is what plays the
very deuce with me. Now, how do you account for it, Stilly?”

The professor did not attempt to account for it, but silently attended
to the business in hand. Yates withdrew his eyes from the sky, and fixed
them on the professor, waiting for the answer that did not come.

“Mr. Renmark,” he drawled at last, “I am convinced that your treatment
of the potato is a mistake. I think potatoes should not be peeled the
day before, and left to soak in cold water until to-morrow’s dinner. Of
course I admire the industry that gets work well over before its results
are called for. Nothing is more annoying than work left untouched until
the last moment, and then hurriedly done. Still, virtue may be carried
to excess, and a man may be too previous.”

“Well, I am quite willing to relinquish the work into your hands. You
may perhaps remember that for two days I have been doing your share as
well as my own.”

“Oh, I am not complaining about _that_, at all,” said the hammock
magnanimously. “You are acquiring practical knowledge, Renny, that will
be of more use to you than all the learning taught at the schools. My
only desire is that your education should be as complete as possible,
and to this end I am willing to subordinate my own yearning desire for
scullery work. I should suggest that, instead of going to the trouble of
entirely removing the covering of the potato in that laborious way,
you should merely peel a belt around its greatest circumference. Then,
rather than cook the potatoes in the slow and soggy manner that seems to
delight you, you should boil them quickly, with some salt placed in the
water. The remaining coat would then curl outward, and the resulting
potato would be white and dry and mealy, instead of being in the
condition of a wet sponge.”

“The beauty of a precept, Yates, is the illustrating of it. If you
are not satisfied with my way of boiling potatoes, give me a practical
object lesson.”

The man in the hammock sighed reproachfully.

“Of course an unimaginative person like you, Renmark, cannot realize the
cruelty of suggesting that a man as deeply in love as I am should demean
himself by attending to the prosaic details of household affairs. I am
doubly in love, and much more, therefore, as that old bore Euclid used
to say, is your suggestion unkind and uncalled for.”

“All right, then; don’t criticise.”

“Yes, there is a certain sweet reasonableness in your curt suggestion. A
man who is unable, or unwilling, to work in the vineyard should not
find fault with the pickers. And now, Renny, for the hundredth time of
asking, add to the many obligations already conferred, and tell me, like
the good fellow you are, what you would do if you were in my place. To
which of those two charming, but totally unlike, girls would you give
the preference?”

“Damn!” said the professor quietly.

“Hello, Renny!” cried Yates, raising his head. “Have you cut your
finger? I should have warned you about using too sharp a knife.”

But the professor had not cut his finger. His use of the word given
above is not to be defended; still, as it was spoken by him, it seemed
to lose all relationship with swearing. He said it quietly, mildly, and,
in a certain sense, innocently. He was astonished at himself for
using it, but there had been moments during the past few days when the
ordinary expletives used in the learned volumes of higher mathematics
did not fit the occasion.

Before anything more could be said there was a shout from the roadway
near them.

“Is Richard Yates there?” hailed the voice.

“Yes. Who wants him?” cried Yates, springing out of the hammock.

“I do,” said a young fellow on horseback. He threw himself off a tired
horse, tied the animal to a sapling,--which, judging by the horse’s
condition, was an entirely unnecessary operation,--jumped over the
rail fence, and approached through the woods. The young men saw, coming
toward them, a tall lad in the uniform of the telegraph service.

“I’m Yates. What is it?”

“Well,” said the lad, “I’ve had a hunt and a half for you. Here’s a

“How in the world did you find out where I was? Nobody has my address.”

“That’s just the trouble. It would have saved somebody in New York
a pile of money if you had left it. No man ought to go to the woods
without leaving his address at a telegraph office, anyhow.” The young
man looked at the world from a telegraph point of view. People were good
or bad according to the trouble they gave a telegraph messenger. Yates
took the yellow envelope, addressed in lead pencil, but, without opening
it, repeated his question:

“But how on earth did you find me?”

“Well, it wasn’t easy;” said the boy. “My horse is about done out. I’m
from Buffalo. They telegraphed from New York that we were to spare no
expense; and we haven’t. There are seven other fellows scouring the
country on horseback with duplicates of that dispatch, and some more
have gone along the lake shore on the American side. Say, no other
messenger has been here before me, has he?” asked the boy with a touch
of anxiety in his voice.

“No; you are the first.”

“I’m glad of that. I’ve been ‘most all over Canada. I got on your trail
about two hours ago, and the folks at the farmhouse down below said you
were up here. Is there any answer?”

Yates tore open the envelope. The dispatch was long, and he read it with
a deepening frown. It was to this effect:

“Fenians crossing into Canada at Buffalo. You are near the spot; get
there as quick as possible. Five of our men leave for Buffalo to-night.
General O’Neill is in command of Fenian army. He will give you every
facility when you tell him who you are. When five arrive, they will
report to you. Place one or two with Canadian troops. Get one to hold
the telegraph wire, and send over all the stuff the wire will carry.
Draw on us for cash you need; and don’t spare expense.”

When Yates finished the reading of this, he broke forth into a line of
language that astonished Renmark, and drew forth the envious admiration
of the Buffalo telegraph boy.

“Heavens and earth and the lower regions! I’m here on my vacation. I’m
not going to jump into work for all the papers in New York. Why couldn’t
those fools of Fenians stay at home? The idiots don’t know when they’re
well off. The Fenians be hanged!”

“Guess that’s what they will be,” said the telegraph boy. “Any answer,

“No. Tell ‘em you couldn’t find me.”

“Don’t expect the boy to tell a lie,” said the professor, speaking for
the first time.

“Oh, I don’t mind a lie!” exclaimed the boy, “but not that one. No, sir.
I’ve had too much trouble finding you. I’m not going to pretend I’m no
good. I started out for to find you, and I have. But I’ll tell any other
lie you like, Mr. Yates, if it will oblige you.”

Yates recognized in the boy the same emulous desire to outstrip his
fellows that had influenced himself when he was a young reporter, and
he at once admitted the injustice of attempting to deprive him of the
fruits of his enterprise.

“No,” he said, “that won’t do. No; you have found me, and you’re a
young fellow who will be president of the telegraph company some day, or
perhaps hold the less important office of the United States presidency.
Who knows? Have you a telegraph blank?”

“Of course,” said the boy, fishing out a bundle from the leathern wallet
by his side. Yates took the paper, and flung himself down under the

“Here’s a pencil,” said the messenger.

“A newspaper man is never without a pencil, thank you,” replied Yates,
taking one out of his inside pocket. “Now, Renmark, I’m not going to
tell a lie on this occasion,” he continued.

“I think the truth is better on all occasions.”

“Right you are. So here goes for the solid truth.”

Yates, as he lay on the ground, wrote rapidly on the telegraph blank.
Suddenly he looked up and said to the professor: “Say, Renmark, are you
a doctor?”

“Of laws,” replied his friend.

“Oh, that will do just as well.” And he finished his writing.

“How is this?” he cried, holding the paper at arm’s length:


“_Managing Editor ‘Argus,’ New York:_

“I’m flat on my back. Haven’t done a hand’s turn for a week. Am under
the constant care, night and day, of one of the most eminent doctors in
Canada, who even prepares my food for me. Since leaving New York trouble
of the heart has complicated matters, and at present baffles the doctor.
Consultations daily. It is impossible for me to move from here until
present complications have yielded to treatment.

“Simson would be a good man to take charge in my absence.”


“There,” said Yates, with a tone of satisfaction, when he had finished
the reading. “What do you think of that?”

The professor frowned, but did not answer. The boy, who partly saw
through it, but not quite, grinned, and said: “Is it true?”

“Of course it’s true!” cried Yates, indignant at the unjust suspicion.
“It is a great deal more true than you have any idea of. Ask the doctor,
there, if it isn’t true. Now, my boy, will you give this in when you
get back to the office? Tell ‘em to rush it through to New York. I
would mark it ‘rush’ only that never does any good, and always makes the
operator mad.”

The boy took the paper, and put it in his wallet.

“It’s to be paid for at the other end,” continued Yates.

“Oh, that’s all right,” answered the messenger with a certain
condescension, as if he were giving credit on behalf of the company.
“Well, so long,” he added. “I hope you’ll soon be better, Mr. Yates.”

Yates sprang to his feet with a laugh, and followed him to the fence.

“Now, youngster, you are up to snuff, I can see that. They’ll perhaps
question you when you get back. What will you say?”

“Oh, I’ll tell ‘em what a hard job I had to find you, and let ‘em know
nobody else could ‘a’ done it, and I’ll say you’re a pretty sick man. I
won’t tell ‘em you gave me a dollar!”

“Right you are, sonny; _you’ll_ get along. Here’s five dollars, all in
one bill. If you meet any other of the messengers, take them back with
you. There’s no use of their wasting valuable time in this little neck
of the woods.”

The boy stuffed the bill into his vest pocket as carelessly as if it
represented cents instead of dollars, mounted his tired horse, and
waved his hand in farewell to the newspaper man. Yates turned and walked
slowly back to the tent. He threw himself once more into the hammock. As
he expected, the professor was more taciturn than ever, and, although
he had been prepared for silence, the silence irritated him. He felt ill
used at having so unsympathetic a companion.

“Look here, Renmark; why don’t you say something?”

“There is nothing to say.”

“Oh, yes, there is. You don’t approve of me, do you?”

“I don’t suppose it makes any difference whether I approve or not.”

“Oh, yes, it does. A man likes to have the approval of even the humblest
of his fellow-creatures. Say, what will you take in cash to approve
of me? People talk of the tortures of conscience, but you are more
uncomfortable than the most cast-iron conscience any man ever had. One’s
own conscience one can deal with, but a conscience in the person of
another man is beyond one’s control. Now, it is like this: I am here for
quiet and rest. I have earned both, and I think I am justified in----”

“Now, Mr. Yates, please spare me any cheap philosophy on the question. I
am tired of it.”

“And of me, too, I suppose?”

“Well, yes, rather--if you want to know.”

Yates sprang out of the hammock. For the first time since the encounter
with Bartlett on the road Renmark saw that he was thoroughly angry. The
reporter stood with clenched fists and flashing eyes, hesitating. The
other, his heavy brows drawn, while not in an aggressive attitude,
was plainly ready for an attack. Yates concluded to speak, and not to
strike. This was not because he was afraid, for he was not a coward. The
reporter realized that he had forced the conversation, and remembered he
had invited Renmark to accompany him. Although this recollection stayed
his hand, it had no effect on his tongue.

“I believe,” he said slowly, “that it would do you good for once to hear
a straight, square, unbiased opinion of yourself. You have associated so
long with pupils, to whom your word is law, that it may interest you
to know what a man of the world thinks of you. A few years of
schoolmastering is enough to spoil an archangel. Now, I think, of all

The sentence was interrupted by a cry from the fence:

“Say, do you gentlemen know where a fellow named Yates lives?”

The reporter’s hand dropped to his side. A look of dismay came over his
face, and his truculent manner changed with a suddenness that forced a
smile even to the stern lips of Renmark.

Yates backed toward the hammock like a man who had received an
unexpected blow.

“I say, Renny,” he wailed, “it’s another of those cursed telegraph
messengers. Go, like a good fellow, and sign for the dispatch. Sign
it ‘Dr. Renmark, for R. Yates.’ That will give it a sort of official,
medical-bulletin look. I wish I had thought of that when the other boy
was here. Tell him I’m lying down.” He flung himself into the hammock,
and Renmark, after a moment’s hesitation, walked toward the boy at the
fence, who had repeated his question in a louder voice. In a short time
he returned with the yellow envelope, which he tossed to the man in the
hammock. Yates seized it savagely, tore it into a score of pieces, and
scattered the fluttering bits around him on the ground. The professor
stood there for a few moments in silence.

“Perhaps,” he said at last, “you’ll be good enough to go on with your

“I was merely going to say,” answered Yates wearily, “that you are a
mighty good fellow, Renny. People who camp out always have rows. That is
our first; suppose we let it be the last. Camping out is something like
married life, I guess, and requires some forbearance on both sides. That
philosophy may be cheap, but I think it is accurate. I am really very
much worried about this newspaper business. I ought, of course, to fling
myself into the chasm like that Roman fellow; but, hang it! I’ve been
flinging myself into chasms for fifteen years, and what good has it
done? There’s always a crisis in a daily newspaper office. I want them
to understand in the _Argus_ office that I am on my vacation.”

“They will be more apt to understand from the telegram that you’re on
your deathbed.”

Yates laughed. “That’s so,” he said; “but, you see, Renny, we New
Yorkers live in such an atmosphere of exaggeration that if I did not put
it strongly it wouldn’t have any effect. You’ve got to give a big dose
to a man who has been taking poison all his life. They will take off
ninety per cent. from any statement I make, anyhow; so, you see, I have
to pile it up pretty high before the remaining ten per cent. amounts to

The conversation was interrupted by the crackling of the dry twigs
behind them, and Yates, who had been keeping his eye nervously on
the fence, turned round. Young Bartlett pushed his way through the
underbrush. His face was red; he had evidently been running.

“Two telegrams for you, Mr. Yates,” he panted. “The fellows that brought
‘em said they were important; so I ran out with them myself, for fear
they wouldn’t find you. One of them’s from Port Colborne, the other’s
from Buffalo.”

Telegrams were rare on the farm, and young Bartlett looked on the
receipt of one as an event in a man’s life. He was astonished to see
Yates receive the double event with a listlessness that he could not
help thinking was merely assumed for effect. Yates held them in his
hand, and did not tear them up at once out of consideration for the
feelings of the young man, who had had a race to deliver them.

“Here’s two books they wanted you to sign. They’re tired out, and
mother’s giving them something to eat.”

“Professor, you sign for me, won’t you?” said Yates.

Bartlett lingered a moment, hoping that he would hear something of the
contents of the important messages; but Yates did not even open the
envelopes, although he thanked the young man heartily for bringing them.

“Stuck-up cuss!” muttered young Bartlett to himself, as he shoved the
signed books into his pocket and pushed his way through the underbrush
again. Yates slowly and methodically tore the envelopes and their
contents into little pieces, and scattered them as before.

“Begins to look like autumn,” he said, “with the yellow leaves strewing
the ground.”


Before night three more telegraph boys found Yates, and three more
telegrams in sections helped to carpet the floor of the forest. The
usually high spirits of the newspaper man went down and down under the
repeated visitations. At last he did not even swear, which, in the
case of Yates, always indicated extreme depression. As night drew on he
feebly remarked to the professor that he was more tired than he had ever
been in going through an election campaign. He went to his tent bunk
early, in a state of such utter dejection that Renmark felt sorry for
him, and tried ineffectually to cheer him up.

“If they would all come together,” said Yates bitterly, “so that one
comprehensive effort of malediction would include the lot and have
it over, it wouldn’t be so bad; but this constant dribbling in of
messengers would wear out the patience of a saint.”

As he sat in his shirt sleeves on the edge of his bunk Renmark said that
things would look brighter in the morning--which was a safe remark to
make, for the night was dark.

Yates sat silently, with his head in his hands, for some moments. At
last he said slowly: “There is no one so obtuse as the thoroughly good
man. It is not the messenger I am afraid of, after all. He is but the
outward symptom of the inward trouble. What you are seeing is an example
of the workings of conscience where you thought conscience was absent.
The trouble with me is that I know the newspaper depends on me, and
that it will be the first time I have failed. It is the newspaper
man’s instinct to be in the center of the fray. He yearns to scoop the
opposition press. I will get a night’s sleep if I can, and to-morrow, I
know, I shall capitulate. I will hunt out General O’Neill, and interview
him on the field of slaughter. I will telegraph pages. I will refurbish
my military vocabulary, and speak of deploying and massing and throwing
out advance guards, and that sort of thing. I will move detachments and
advance brigades, and invent strategy. We will have desperate fighting
in the columns of the _Argus_, whatever there is on the fields
of Canada. But to a man who has seen real war this _opéra-bouffe_
masquerade of fighting----I don’t want to say anything harsh, but to me
it is offensive.”

He looked up with a wan smile at his partner, sitting on the bottom of
an upturned pail, as he said this. Then he reached for his hip pocket
and drew out a revolver, which he handed, butt-end forward, to the
professor, who, not knowing his friend carried such an instrument,
instinctively shrank from it.

“Here, Renny, take this weapon of devastation and soak it with the
potatoes. If another messenger comes in on me to-night, I know I shall
riddle him if I have this handy. My better judgment tells me he is
innocent, and I don’t want to shed the only blood that will be spilled
during this awful campaign.”

How long they had been asleep they did not know, as the ghost-stories
have it, but both were suddenly awakened by a commotion outside. It was
intensely dark inside the tent, but as the two sat up they noticed a
faint moving blur of light, which made itself just visible through the

“It’s another of those fiendish messengers,” whispered Yates. “Gi’ me
that revolver.”

“Hush!” said the other below his breath. “There’s about a dozen men out
there, judging by the footfalls. I heard them coming.”

“Let’s fire into the tent and be done with it,” said a voice outside.

“No, no,” cried another; “no man shoot. It makes too much noise, and
there must be others about. Have ye all got yer bayonets fixed?”

There was a murmur, apparently in the affirmative.

“Very well, then. Murphy and O’Rourick, come round to this side. You
three stay where you are. Tim, you go to that end; and, Doolin, come
with me.”

“The Fenian army, by all the gods!” whispered Yates, groping for his
clothes. “Renny, give me that revolver, and I’ll show you more fun than
a funeral.”

“No, no. They’re at least three to our one. We’re in a trap here, and

“Oh, just let me jump out among ‘em and begin the fireworks. Those I
didn’t shoot would die of fright. Imagine scouts scouring the woods with
a lantern--with a _lantern_, Renny! Think of that! Oh, this is pie! Let
me at ‘em.”

“Hush! Keep quiet! They’ll hear you.”

“Tim, bring the lantern round to this side.” The blur of light moved
along the canvas. “There’s a man with his back against the wall of the
tent. Just touch him up with your bayonet, Murphy, and let him know
we’re here.”

“There may be twenty in the tent,” said Murphy cautiously.

“Do what I tell you,” answered the man in command.

Murphy progged his bayonet through the canvas, and sunk the deadly point
of the instrument into the bag of potatoes.

“Faith, he sleeps sound,” said Murphy with a tremor of fear in his
voice, as there was no demonstration on the part of the bag.

The voice of Yates rang out from the interior of the tent:

“What the old Harry do you fellows think you’re doing, anyhow? What’s
the matter with you? What do you want?”

There was a moment’s silence, broken only by a nervous scuffling of feet
and the clicking of gun-locks.

“How many are there of you in there?” said the stern voice of the chief.

“Two, if you want to know, both unarmed, and one ready to fight the lot
of you if you are anxious for a scrimmage.”

“Come out one by one,” was the next command.

“We’ll come out one by one,” said Yates, emerging in his shirt sleeves,
“but you can’t expect us to keep it up long, as there are only two of

The professor next appeared, with his coat on. The situation certainly
did not look inviting. The lantern on the ground threw up a pallid glow
on the severe face of the commander, as the footlights might illuminate
the figure of a brigand in a wood on the stage. The face of the officer
showed that he was greatly impressed with the importance and danger
of his position. Yates glanced about him with a smile, all his recent
dejection gone now that he was in the midst of a row.

“Which is Murphy,” he said, “and which is Doolin? Hello, alderman!” he
cried, as his eyes rested on one tall, strapping, red-haired man who
held his bayonet ready to charge, with a fierce determination in his
face that might have made an opponent quail. “When did you leave New
York? and who’s running the city now that you’re gone?”

The men had evidently a sense of humor, in spite of their bloodthirsty
business, for a smile flickered on their faces in the lantern light, and
several bayonets were unconsciously lowered. But the hard face of the
commander did not relax.

“You are doing yourself no good by your talk,” he said solemnly. “What
you say will be used against you.”

“Yes, and what you do will be used against _you_; and don’t forget that
fact. It’s you who are in danger--not I. You are, at this moment, making
about the biggest ass of yourself there is in Canada.”

“Pinion these men!” cried the captain gruffly.

“Pinion nothing!” shouted Yates, shaking off the grasp of a man who
had sprung to his side. But both Yates and Renmark were speedily
overpowered; and then an unseen difficulty presented itself. Murphy
pathetically remarked that they had no rope. The captain was a man of

“Cut enough rope from the tent to tie them.”

“And when you’re at it, Murphy,” said Yates, “cut off enough more to
hang yourself with. You’ll need it before long. And remember that any
damage you do to that tent you’ll have to pay for. It’s hired.”

Yates gave them all the trouble he could while they tied his elbows
and wrists together, offering sardonic suggestions and cursing their
clumsiness. Renmark submitted quietly. When the operation was finished,
the professor said with the calm confidence of one who has an empire
behind him and knows it:

“I warn you, sir, that this outrage is committed on British soil; and
that I, on whom it is committed, am a British subject.”

“Heavens and earth, Renmark, if you find it impossible to keep your
mouth shut, do not use the word ‘subject’ but ‘citizen.’”

“I am satisfied with the word, and with the protection given to those
who use it.”

“Look here, Renmark; you had better let me do the talking. You will only
put your foot in it. I know the kind of men I have to deal with; you
evidently don’t.”

In tying the professor they came upon the pistol in his coat pocket.
Murphy held it up to the light.

“I thought you said you were unarmed?” remarked the captain severely,
taking the revolver in his hand.

“I was unarmed. The revolver is mine, but the professor would not let me
use it. If he had, all of you would be running for dear life through the

“You admit that you are a British subject?” said the captain to Renmark,
ignoring Yates.

“He doesn’t admit it, he brags of it,” said the latter before Renmark
could speak. “You can’t scare him; so quit this fooling, and let us know
how long we are to stand here trussed up like this.”

“I propose, captain,” said the red-headed man, “that we shoot these men
where they stand, and report to the general. They are spies. They are
armed, and they denied it. It’s according to the rules of war, captain.”

“Rules of war? What do you know of the rules of war, you red-headed
Senegambian? Rules of Hoyle! Your line is digging sewers, I imagine.
Come, captain, undo these ropes, and make up your mind quickly. Trot us
along to General O’Neill just as fast as you can. The sooner you get
us there the more time you will have for being sorry over what you have

The captain still hesitated, and looked from one to the other of his
men, as if to make up his mind whether they would obey him if he went to
extremities. Yates’ quick eye noted that the two prisoners had nothing
to hope for, even from the men who smiled. The shooting of two unarmed
and bound men seemed to them about the correct way of beginning a great
struggle for freedom.

“Well,” said the captain at length, “we must do it in proper form, so I
suppose we should have a court-martial. Are you agreed?”

They were unanimously agreed.

“Look here,” cried Yates, and there was a certain impressiveness in his
voice in spite of his former levity; “this farce has gone just as far as
it is going. Go inside the tent, there, and in my coat pocket you will
find a telegram, the first of a dozen or two received by me within the
last twenty-four hours. Then you will see whom you propose to shoot.”

The telegram was found, and the captain read it, while Tim held the
lantern. He looked from under his knitted brows at the newspaper man.

“Then you are one of the _Argus_ staff.”

“I am chief of the _Argus_ staff. As you see, five of my men will be
with General O’Neill to-morrow. The first question they will ask him
will be: ‘Where is Yates?’ The next thing that will happen will be that
you will be hanged for your stupidity, not by Canada nor by the State
of New York, but by your general, who will curse your memory ever after.
You are fooling not with a subject this time, but with a citizen; and
your general is not such an idiot as to monkey with the United States
Government; and, what is a blamed sight worse, with the great American
press. Come, captain, we’ve had enough of this. Cut these cords just as
quickly as you can, and take us to the general. We were going to see him
in the morning, anyhow.”

“But this man says he is a Canadian.”

“That’s all right. My friend is _me_. If you touch him, you touch me.
Now, hurry up, climb down from your perch. I shall have enough trouble
now, getting the general to forgive all the blunders you have made
to-night, without your adding insult to injury. Tell your men to untie
us, and throw the ropes back into the tent. It will soon be daylight.
Hustle, and let us be off.”

“Untie them,” said the captain, with a sigh.

Yates shook himself when his arms regained their freedom.

“Now, Tim,” he said, “run into that tent and bring out my coat. It’s
chilly here.”

Tim did instantly as requested, and helped Yates on with the coat.

“Good boy!” said, Yates. “You’ve evidently been porter in a hotel.”

Tim grinned.

“I think,” said Yates meditatively, “that if I you look under the
right-hand bunk, Tim, you will find a jug. It belongs to the professor,
although he has hidden it under my bed to divert suspicion from himself.
Just fish it out and bring it here. It is not as full as it was, but
there’s enough to go round, if the professor does not take more than his

The gallant troop smacked their lips in anticipation, and Renmark looked
astonished to see the jar brought forth. “You first, professor,” said
Yates; and Tim innocently offered him the vessel. The learned man shook
his head. Yates laughed, and took it himself.

“Well, here’s to you, boys,” he said. “And may you all get back as
safely to New York as I will.” The jar passed down along the line, until
Tim finished its contents.

“Now, then, for the camp of the Fenian army,” cried Yates, taking
Renmark’s arm; and they began their march through the woods. “Great
Caesar! Stilly,” he continued to his friend, “this is rest and quiet
with a vengeance, isn’t it?”


The Fenians, feeling that they had to put their best foot foremost in
the presence of their prisoners, tried at first to maintain something
like military order in marching through the woods. They soon found,
however, that this was a difficult thing to do. Canadian forests are not
as trimly kept as English parks. Tim walked on ahead with the lantern,
but three times he tumbled over some obstruction, and disappeared
suddenly from view, uttering maledictions. His final effort in this
line was a triumph. He fell over the lantern and smashed it. When
all attempts at reconstruction failed, the party tramped on in
go-as-you-please fashion, and found they did better without the light
than with it. In fact, although it was not yet four o’clock, daybreak
was already filtering through the trees, and the woods were perceptibly

“We must be getting near the camp,” said the captain.

“Will I shout, sir?” asked Murphy.

“No, no; we can’t miss it. Keep on as you are doing.”

They were nearer the camp than they suspected. As they blundered on
among the crackling underbrush and dry twigs the sharp report of a rifle
echoed through the forest, and a bullet whistled above their heads.

“Fat the divil are you foiring at, Mike Lynch?” cried the alderman, who
recognized the shooter, now rapidly falling back.

“Oh, it’s you, is it?” said the sentry, stopping in his flight. The
captain strode angrily toward him.

“What do you mean by firing like that? Don’t you know enough to ask for
the counter-sign before shooting?”

“Sure, I forgot about it, captain, entirely. But, then, ye see, I never
can hit anything; so it’s little difference it makes.”

The shot had roused the camp, and there was now wild commotion,
everybody thinking the Canadians were upon them.

A strange sight met the eye of Yates and Renmark. Both were astonished
to see the number of men that O’Neill had under his command. They found
a motley crowd. Some tattered United States uniforms were among them,
but the greater number were dressed as ordinary individuals, although
a few had trimmings of green braid on their clothes. Sleeping out for
a couple of nights had given the gathering the unkempt appearance of a
great company of tramps. The officers were indistinguishable from the
men at first, but afterward Yates noticed that they, mostly in plain
clothes and slouch hats, had sword belts buckled around them; and one
or two had swords that had evidently seen service in the United States

“It’s all right, boys,” cried the captain to the excited mob. “It was
only that fool Lynch who fired at us. There’s nobody hurt. Where’s the

“Here he comes,” said half a dozen voices at once, and the crowd made
way for him.

General O’Neill was dressed in ordinary citizen’s costume, and did not
wear even a sword belt. On his head of light hair was a black soft felt
hat. His face was pale, and covered with freckles. He looked more like
a clerk from a grocery store than the commander of an army. He was
evidently somewhere between thirty-five and forty years of age.

“Oh, it’s you, is it?” he said. “Why are you back? Any news?”

The captain saluted, military fashion, and replied:

“We took two prisoners, sir. They were encamped in a tent in the woods.
One of them says he is an American citizen, and says he knows you, so I
brought them in.”

“I wish you had brought in the tent, too,” said the general with a wan
smile. “It would be an improvement on sleeping in the open air. Are
these the prisoners? I don’t know either of them.”

“The captain makes a mistake in saying that I claimed a personal
acquaintance with you, general. What I said was that you would
recognize, somewhat quicker than he did, who I was, and the desirability
of treating me with reasonable decency. Just show the general that
telegram you took from my coat pocket, captain.”

The paper was produced, and O’Neill read it over once or twice.

“You are on the New York _Argus_, then?”

“Very much so, general.”

“I hope you have not been roughly used?”

“Oh, no; merely tied up in a hard knot, and threatened with
shooting--that’s all.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Still, you must make some allowance at a
time like this. If you will come with me, I will write you a pass which
will prevent any similar mistake happening in the future.” The general
led the way to a smoldering camp fire, where, out of a valise, he took
writing materials and, using the valise as a desk, began to write. After
he had written “Headquarters of the Grand Army of the Irish Republic”
 he looked up, and asked Yates his Christian name. Being answered, he
inquired the name of his friend.

“I want nothing from you,” interposed Renmark. “Don’t put my name on the

“Oh, that’s all right,” said Yates. “Never mind him, general. He’s a
learned man who doesn’t know when to talk and when not to. As you march
up to our tent, general, you will see an empty jug, which will explain
everything. Renmark’s drunk, not to put too fine a point upon it; and he
imagines himself a British subject.”

The Fenian general looked up at the professor.

“Are you a Canadian?” he asked.

“Certainly I am.”

“Well, in that case, if I let you leave camp, you must give me your word
that, should you fall in with the enemy, you will give no information
to them of our position, numbers, or of anything else you may have seen
while with us.”

“I shall not give my word. On the contrary, if I should fall in with the
Canadian troops, I will tell them where you are, that you are from eight
hundred to one thousand strong, and the worst looking set of vagabonds I
have ever seen out of jail.”

General O’Neill frowned, and looked from one to the other.

“Do you realize that you confess to being a spy, and that it becomes my
duty to have you taken out and shot?”

“In real war, yes. But this is mere idiotic fooling. All of you that
don’t escape will be either in jail or shot before twenty-four hours.”

“Well, by the gods, it won’t help _you_ any. I’ll have you shot inside
of ten minutes, instead of twenty-four hours.”

“Hold on, general, hold on!” cried Yates, as the angry man rose and
confronted the two. “I admit that he richly deserves shooting, if you
were the fool killer, which you are not. But it won’t do, I will be
responsible for him. Just finish that pass for me, and I will take care
of the professor. Shoot me if you like, but don’t touch him. He hasn’t
any sense, as you can see; but I am not to blame for that, nor are you.
If you take to shooting everybody who is an ass, general, you won’t have
any ammunition left with which to conquer Canada.”

The general smiled in spite of himself, and resumed the writing of the
pass. “There,” he said, handing the paper to Yates. “You see, we always
like to oblige the press. I will risk your belligerent friend, and I
hope you will exercise more control over him, if you meet the Canadians,
than you were able to exert here. Don’t you think, on the whole, you had
better stay with us? We are going to march in a couple of hours, when
the men have had a little rest.” He added in a lower voice, so that the
professor could not hear: “You didn’t see anything of the Canadians, I

“Not a sign. No, I don’t think I’ll stay. There will be five of our
fellows here some time to-day, I expect, and that will be more than
enough. I’m really here on a vacation. Been ordered rest and quiet. I’m
beginning to think I have made a mistake in location.”

Yates bade good-by to the commander, and walked with his friend out
of the camp. They threaded their way among sleeping men and groups of
stacked guns. On the top of one of the bayonets was hung a tall silk
hat, which looked most incongruous in such a place.

“I think,” said Yates, “that we will make for the Ridge Road, which must
lie somewhere in this direction. It will be easier walking than through
the woods; and, besides, I want to stop at one of the farmhouses and get
some breakfast. I’m as hungry as a bear after tramping so long.”

“Very well,” answered the professor shortly.

The two stumbled along until they reached the edge of the wood; then,
crossing some open fields, they came presently upon the road, near the
spot where the fist fight had taken place between Yates and Bartlett.
The comrades, now with greater comfort, walked silently along the road
toward the west, with the reddening east behind them. The whole scene
was strangely quiet and peaceful, and the recollection of the weird camp
they had left in the woods seemed merely a bad dream. The morning air
was sweet, and the birds were beginning to sing. Yates had intended to
give the professor a piece of his mind regarding the lack of tact
and common sense displayed by Renmark in the camp, but, somehow, the
scarcely awakened day did not lend itself to controversy, and the serene
stillness soothed his spirit. He began to whistle softly that popular
war song, “Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys are marching,” and then broke
in with the question:

“Say, Renny, did you notice that plug hat on the bayonet?”

“Yes,” answered the professor; “and I saw five others scattered around
the camp.”

“Jingo! you were observant. I can imagine nothing quite so ridiculous as
a man going to war in a tall silk hat.”

The professor made no reply, and Yates changed his whistling to “Rally
round the flag.”

“I presume,” he said at length, “there is little use in attempting to
improve the morning hour by trying to show you, Renmark, what a fool
you made of yourself in the camp? Your natural diplomacy seemed to be
slightly off the center.”

“I do not hold diplomatic relations with thieves and vagabonds.”

“They may be vagabonds; but so am I, for that matter. They may also be
well-meaning, mistaken men; but I do not think they are thieves.”

“While you were talking with the so-called general, one party came in
with several horses that had been stolen from the neighboring farmers,
and another party started out to get some more.”

“Oh, that isn’t stealing, Renmark; that’s requisitioning. You mustn’t
use such reckless language. I imagine the second party has been
successful; for here are three of them all mounted.”

The three horsemen referred to stopped their steeds at the sight of the
two men coming round the bend of the road, and awaited their approach.
Like so many of the others, they wore no uniform, but two of them held
revolvers in their hands ready for action. The one who had no
visible revolver moved his horse up the middle of the road toward the
pedestrians, the other two taking positions on each side of the wagon

“Who are you? Where do you come from, and where are you going?” cried
the foremost horseman, as the two walkers came within talking distance.

“It’s all right, commodore,” said Yates jauntily, “and the top of the
morning to you. We are hungry pedestrians. We have just come from the
camp, and we are going to get something to eat.”

“I must have a more satisfactory answer than that.”

“Well, here you have it, then,” answered Yates, pulling out his folded
pass, and handing it up to the horseman. The man read it carefully. “You
find that all right, I expect?”

“Right enough to cause your immediate arrest.”

“But the general said we were not to be molested further. That is in his
own handwriting.”

“I presume it is, and all the worse for you. His handwriting does not
run quite as far as the queen’s writ in this country yet. I arrest you
in the name of the queen. Cover these men with your revolvers, and shoot
them down if they make any resistance.” So saying, the rider slipped
from his horse, whipped out of his pocket a pair of handcuffs joined
by a short, stout steel chain, and, leaving his horse standing, grasped
Renmark’s wrist.

“I’m a Canadian,” said the professor, wrenching his wrist away. “You
mustn’t put handcuffs on me.”

“You are in very bad company, then. I am a constable of this county; if
you are what you say, you will not resist arrest.”

“I will go with you, but you mustn’t handcuff me.”

“Oh, mustn’t I?” And, with a quick movement indicative of long practice
with resisting criminals, the constable deftly slipped on one of the
clasps, which closed with a sharp click and stuck like a burr.

Renmark became deadly pale, and there was a dangerous glitter in his
eyes. He drew back his clinched fist, in spite of the fact that the
cocked revolver was edging closer and closer to him, and the constable
held his struggling manacled hand with grim determination.

“Hold on!” cried Yates, preventing the professor from striking the
representative of the law. “Don’t shoot,” he shouted to the man on
horseback; “it is all a little mistake that will be quickly put right.
You are three armed and mounted men, and we are only two, unarmed and on
foot. There is no need of any revolver practice. Now, Renmark, you
are more of a rebel at the present moment than O’Neill. He owes no
allegiance, and you do. Have you no respect for the forms of law and
order? You are an anarchist at heart, for all your professions. You
_would_ sing ‘God save the Queen!’ in the wrong place a while ago, so
now be satisfied that you have got her, or, rather, that she has
got you. Now, constable, do you want to hitch the other end of that
arrangement on my wrist? or have you another pair for my own special

“I’ll take your wrist, if you please.”

“All right; here you are.” Yates drew back his coat sleeve, and
presented his wrist. The dangling cuff was speedily clamped upon it. The
constable mounted the patient horse that stood waiting for him, watching
him all the while with intelligent eye. The two prisoners, handcuffed
together, took the middle of the road, with a horseman on each side
of them, the constable bringing up the rear; thus they marched on, the
professor gloomy from the indignity put upon them, and the newspaper man
as joyous as the now thoroughly awakened birds. The scouts concluded
to go no farther toward the enemy, but to return to the Canadian forces
with their prisoners. They marched down the road, all silent except
Yates, who enlivened the morning air with the singing of “John Brown.”

“Keep quiet,” said the constable curtly.

“All right, I will. But look here; we shall pass shortly the house of a
friend. We want to go and get something to eat.”

“You will get nothing to eat until I deliver you up to the officers of
the volunteers.”

“And where, may I ask, are they?”

“You may ask, but I will not answer.”

“Now, Renmark,” said Yates to his companion, “the tough part of this
episode is that we shall have to pass Bartlett’s house, and feast merely
on the remembrance of the good things which Mrs. Bartlett is always glad
to bestow on the wayfarer. I call that refined cruelty.”

As they neared the Bartlett homestead they caught sight of Miss Kitty on
the veranda, shading her eyes from the rising sun, and gazing earnestly
at the approaching squad. As soon as she recognized the group she
disappeared, with a cry, into the house. Presently there came out Mrs.
Bartlett, followed by her son, and more slowly by the old man himself.

They all came down to the gate and waited.

“Hello, Mrs. Bartlett!” cried Yates cheerily. “You see, the professor
has got his desserts at last; and I, being in bad company, share his
fate, like the good dog Tray.”

“What’s all this about?” cried Mrs. Bartlett.

The constable, who knew both the farmer and his wife, nodded familiarly
to them. “They’re Fenian prisoners,” he said.

“Nonsense!” cried Mrs. Bartlett--the old man, as usual, keeping his
mouth grimly shut when his wife was present to do the talking--“they’re
not Fenians. They’ve been camping on our farm for a week or more.”

“That may be,” said the constable firmly, “but I have the best of
evidence against them; and, if I’m not very much mistaken, they’ll hang
for it.”

Miss Kitty, who had been partly visible through the door, gave a cry of
anguish at this remark, and disappeared again.

“We have just escaped being hanged by the Fenians themselves, Mrs.
Bartlett, and I hope the same fate awaits us at the hands of the

“What! hanging?”

“No, no; just escaping. Not that I object to being hanged,--I hope I am
not so pernickety as all that,--but, Mrs. Bartlett, you will sympathize
with me when I tell you that the torture I am suffering from at this
moment is the remembrance of the good things to eat which I have had
in your house. I am simply starved to death, Mrs. Bartlett, and this
hard-hearted constable refuses to allow me to ask you for anything.”

Mrs. Bartlett came out through the gate to the road in a visible state
of indignation.

“Stoliker,” she exclaimed, “I’m ashamed of you! You may hang a man if
you like, but you have no right to starve him. Come straight in with
me,” she said to the prisoners.

“Madam,” said Stoliker severely, “you must not interfere with the course
of the law.”

“The course of stuff and nonsense!” cried the angry woman. “Do you think
I am afraid of you, Sam Stoliker? Haven’t I chased you out of this very
orchard when you were a boy trying to steal my apples? Yes, and boxed
your ears, too, when I caught you, and then was fool enough to fill your
pockets with the best apples on the place, after giving you what you
deserved. Course of the law, indeed! I’ll box your ears now if you
say anything more. Get down off your horse, and have something to eat
yourself. I dare say you need it.”

“This is what I call a rescue,” whispered Yates to his linked companion.

What is a stern upholder of the law to do when the interferer with
justice is a determined and angry woman accustomed to having her own
way? Stoliker looked helplessly at Hiram, as the supposed head of the
house, but the old man merely shrugged his shoulders, as much as to say:
“You see how it is yourself. I am helpless.”

Mrs. Bartlett marched her prisoners through the gate and up to the

“All I ask of you now,” said Yates, “is that you will give Renmark and
me seats together at the table. We cannot bear to be separated, even for
an instant.”

Having delivered her prisoners to the custody of her daughter, at the
same time admonishing her to get breakfast as quickly as possible, Mrs.
Bartlett went to the gate again. The constable was still on his horse.
Hiram had asked, by way of treating him to a noncontroversial subject,
if this was the colt he had bought from old Brown, on the second
concession, and Stoliker had replied that it was. Hiram was saying he
thought he recognized the horse by his sire when Mrs. Bartlett broke in
upon them.

“Come, Sam,” she said, “no sulking, you know. Slip off the horse and
come in. How’s your mother?”

“She’s pretty well, thank you,” said Sam sheepishly, coming down on his
feet again.

Kitty Bartlett, her gayety gone and her eyes red, waited on the
prisoners, but absolutely refused to serve Sam Stoliker, on whom she
looked with the utmost contempt, not taking into account the fact that
the poor young man had been merely doing his duty, and doing it well.

“Take off these handcuffs, Sam,” said Mrs. Bartlett, “until they have
breakfast, at least.”

Stoliker produced a key and unlocked the manacles, slipping them into
his pocket.

“Ah, now!” said Yates, looking at his red wrist, “we can breathe easier;
and I, for one, can eat more.”

The professor said nothing. The iron had not only encircled his wrist,
but had entered his soul as well. Although Yates tried to make the early
meal as cheerful as possible, it was rather a gloomy festival. Stoliker
began to feel, poor man, that the paths of duty were unpopular. Old
Hiram could always be depended upon to add somberness and taciturnity to
a wedding feast; the professor, never the liveliest of companions, sat
silent, with clouded brow, and vexed even the cheerful Mrs. Bartlett
by having evidently no appetite. When the hurried meal was over, Yates,
noticing that Miss Kitty had left the room, sprang up and walked toward
the kitchen door. Stoliker was on his feet in an instant, and made as
though to follow him.

“Sit down,” said the professor sharply, speaking for the first time. “He
is not going to escape. Don’t be afraid. He has done nothing, and has no
fear of punishment. It is always the innocent that you stupid officials
arrest. The woods all around you are full of real Fenians, but you take
excellent care to keep out of their way, and give your attention to
molesting perfectly inoffensive people.”

“Good for you, professor!” cried Mrs. Bartlett emphatically. “That’s the
truth, if ever it was spoken. But are there Fenians in the woods?”

“Hundreds of them. They came on us in the tent about three o’clock
this morning,--or at least an advance guard did,--and after talking of
shooting us where we stood they marched us to the Fenian camp instead.
Yates got a pass, written by the Fenian general, so that we should not
be troubled again. That is the precious document which this man thinks
is deadly evidence. He never asked us a question, but clapped the
handcuffs on our wrists, while the other fools held pistols to our

“It isn’t my place to ask questions,” retorted Stoliker doggedly. “You
can tell all this to the colonel or the sheriff; if they let you go,
I’ll say nothing against it.”

Meanwhile, Yates had made his way into the kitchen, taking the
precaution to shut the door after him. Kitty Bartlett looked quickly
round as the door closed. Before she could speak the young man caught
her by the plump shoulders--a thing which he certainly had no right to

“Miss Kitty Bartlett,” he said, “you’ve been crying.”

“I haven’t; and if I had, it is nothing to you.”

“Oh, I’m not so sure about that. Don’t deny it. For whom were you
crying? The professor?”

“No, nor for you either, although I suppose you have conceit enough to
think so.”

“_Me_ conceited? Anything but that. Come, now, Kitty, for whom were you
crying? I must know.”

“Please let me go, Mr. Yates,” said Kitty, with an effort at dignity.

“Dick is my name, Kit.”

“Well, mine is not Kit.

“You’re quite right. Now that you mention it, I will call you Kitty,
which is much prettier than the abbreviation.”

“I did not ‘mention it.’ Please let me go. Nobody has the right to call
me anything but Miss Bartlett; that is, _you_ haven’t, anyhow.”

“Well, Kitty, don’t you think it is about time to give somebody the
right? Why won’t you look up at me, so that I can tell for sure whether
I should have accused you of crying? Look up--Miss Bartlett.”

“Please let me go, Mr. Yates. Mother will be here in a minute.”

“Mother is a wise and thoughtful woman. We’ll risk mother. Besides, I’m
not in the least afraid of her, and I don’t believe you are. I think
she is at this moment giving poor Mr. Stoliker a piece of her mind;
otherwise, I imagine, he would have followed me. I saw it in his eye.”

“I hate that man,” said Kitty inconsequently.

“I like him, because he brought me here, even if I was handcuffed.
Kitty, why don’t you look up at me? Are you afraid?”

“What should I be afraid of?” asked Kitty, giving him one swift glance
from her pretty blue eyes. “Not of you, I hope.”

“Well, Kitty, I sincerely hope not. Now, Miss Bartlett, do you know why
I came out here?”

“For something more to eat, very likely,” said the girl mischievously.

“Oh, I say, that to a man in captivity is both cruel and unkind.
Besides, I had a first-rate breakfast, thank you. No such motive drew
me into the kitchen. But I will tell you. You shall have it from my own
lips. _That_ was the reason!”

He suited the action to the word, and kissed her before she knew what
was about to happen. At least, Yates, with all his experience, thought
he had taken her unawares. Men often make mistakes in little matters of
this kind. Kitty pushed him with apparent indignation from her, but
she did not strike him across the face, as she had done before, when he
merely attempted what he had now accomplished. Perhaps this was because
she had been taken so completely by surprise.

“I shall call my mother,” she threatened.

“Oh, no, you won’t. Besides, she wouldn’t come.” Then this frivolous
young man began to sing in a low voice the flippant refrain, “Here’s to
the girl that gets a kiss, and runs and tells her mother,” ending with
the wish that she should live and die an old maid and never get another.
Kitty should not have smiled, but she did; she should have rebuked his
levity, but she didn’t.

“It is about the great and disastrous consequences of living and
dying an old maid that I want to speak to you. I have a plan for the
prevention of such a catastrophe, and I would like to get your approval
of it.”

Yates had released the girl, partly because she had wrenched herself
away from him, and partly because he heard a movement in the dining
room, and expected the entrance of Stoliker or some of the others.
Miss Kitty stood with her back to the table, her eyes fixed on a spring
flower, which she had unconsciously taken from a vase standing on the
window-ledge. She smoothed the petals this way and that, and seemed so
interested in botanical investigation that Yates wondered whether she
was paying attention to what he was saying or not. What his plan might
have been can only be guessed; for the Fates ordained that they should
be interrupted at this critical moment by the one person on earth who
could make Yates’ tongue falter.

The outer door to the kitchen burst open, and Margaret Howard stood on
the threshold, her lovely face aflame with indignation, and her dark
hair down over her shoulders, forming a picture of beauty that fairly
took Yates’ breath away. She did not notice him.

“O Kitty,” she cried, “those wretches have stolen all our horses! Is
your father here?”

“What wretches?” asked Kitty, ignoring the question, and startled by the
sudden advent of her friend.

“The Fenians. They have taken all the horses that were in the fields,
and your horses as well. So I ran over to tell you.”

“Have they taken your own horse, too?”

“No. I always keep Gypsy in the stable. The thieves did not come near
the house. Oh, Mr. Yates! I did not see you.” And Margaret’s hand, with
the unconscious vanity of a woman, sought her disheveled hair, which
Yates thought too becoming ever to be put in order again.

Margaret reddened as she realized, from Kitty’s evident embarrassment,
that she had impulsively broken in upon a conference of two.

“I must tell your father about it,” she said hurriedly, and before Yates
could open the door she had done so for herself. Again she was taken
aback to see so many sitting round the table.

There was a moment’s silence between the two in the kitchen, but the
spell was broken.

“I--I don’t suppose there will be any trouble about getting back the
horses,” said Yates hesitatingly. “If you lose them, the Government will
have to pay.”

“I presume so,” answered Kitty coldly; then: “Excuse me, Mr. Yates; I
mustn’t stay here any longer.” So saying, she followed Margaret into the
other room.

Yates drew a long breath of relief. All his old difficulties of
preference had arisen when the outer door burst open. He felt that he
had had a narrow escape, and began to wonder if he had really committed
himself. Then the fear swept over him that Margaret might have noticed
her friend’s evident confusion, and surmised its cause. He wondered
whether this would help him or hurt him with Margaret, if he finally
made up his mind to favor her with his serious attentions. Still, he
reflected that, after all, they were both country girls, and would no
doubt be only too eager to accept a chance to live in New York. Thus
his mind gradually resumed its normal state of self-confidence; and he
argued that, whatever Margaret’s suspicions were, they could not but
make him more precious in her eyes. He knew of instances where the very
danger of losing a man had turned a woman’s wavering mind entirely
in the man’s favor. When he had reached this point, the door from the
dining room opened, and Stoliker appeared.

“We are waiting for you,” said the constable.

“All right. I am ready.”

As he entered the room he saw the two girls standing together talking

“I wish I was a constable for twenty-four hours,” cried Mrs. Bartlett.
“I would be hunting horse thieves instead of handcuffing innocent men.”

“Come along,” said the impassive Stoliker, taking the handcuffs from his

“If you three men,” continued Mrs. Bartlett, “cannot take those two to
camp, or to jail, or anywhere else, without handcuffing them, I’ll go
along with you myself and protect you, and see that they don’t escape.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Sam Stoliker, if you have any
manhood about you--which I doubt.”

“I must do my duty.”

The professor rose from his chair. “Mr. Stoliker,” he said with
determination, “my friend and myself will go with you quietly. We will
make no attempt to escape, as we have done nothing to make us fear
investigation. But I give you fair warning that if you attempt to put a
handcuff on my wrist again I will smash you.”

A cry of terror from one of the girls, at the prospect of a fight,
caused the professor to realize where he was. He turned to them and said
in a contrite voice:

“Oh! I forgot you were here. I sincerely beg your pardon.”

Margaret, with blazing eyes, cried:

“Don’t beg my pardon, but--smash him.”

Then a consciousness of what she had said overcame her, and the excited
girl hid her blushing face on her friend’s shoulder, while Kitty
lovingly stroked her dark, tangled hair.

Renmark took a step toward them, and stopped. Yates, with his usual
quickness, came to the rescue, and his cheery voice relieved the tension
of the situation.

“Come, come, Stoliker, don’t be an idiot. I do not object in the least
to the handcuffs; and, if you are dying to handcuff somebody, handcuff
me. It hasn’t struck your luminous mind that you have not the first
tittle of evidence against my friend, and that, even if I were the
greatest criminal in America, the fact of his being with me is no crime.
The truth is, Stoliker, that I wouldn’t be in your shoes for a good
many dollars. You talk a great deal about doing your duty, but you have
exceeded it in the case of the professor. I hope you have no property;
for the professor can, if he likes, make you pay sweetly for putting the
handcuffs on him without a warrant, or even without one jot of evidence.
What is the penalty for false arrest, Hiram?” continued Yates, suddenly
appealing to the old man. “I think it is a thousand dollars.”

Hiram said gloomily that he didn’t know. Stoliker was hit on a tender
spot, for he owned a farm.

“Better apologize to the professor and let us get along. Good-by, all.
Mrs. Bartlett, that breakfast was the very best I ever tasted.”

The good woman smiled and shook hands with him.

“Good-by, Mr. Yates; and I hope you will soon come back to have

Stoliker slipped the handcuffs into his pocket again, and mounted his
horse. The girls, from the veranda, watched the procession move up the
dusty road. They were silent, and had even forgotten the exciting event
of the stealing of the horses.


When the two prisoners, with their three captors, came in sight of the
Canadian volunteers, they beheld a scene which was much more military
than the Fenian camp. They were promptly halted and questioned by a
picket before coming to the main body; the sentry knew enough not to
shoot until he had asked for the countersign. Passing the picket, they
came in full view of the Canadian force, the men of which looked very
spick and span in uniforms which seemed painfully new in the clear light
of the fair June morning. The guns, topped by a bristle of bayonets
which glittered as the rising sun shone on them, were stacked with neat
precision here and there. The men were preparing their breakfast, and
a temporary halt had been called for that purpose. The volunteers were
scattered by the side of the road and in the fields. Renmark recognized
the colors of the regiment from his own city, and noticed that there
was with it a company that was strange to him. Although led to them
a prisoner, he felt a glowing pride in the regiment and their trim
appearance--a pride that was both national and civic. He instinctively
held himself more erect as he approached.

“Renmark,” said Yates, looking at him with a smile, “you are making a
thoroughly British mistake.”

“What do you mean? I haven’t spoken.”

“No, but I see it in your eye. You are underestimating the enemy. You
think this pretty company is going to walk over that body of unkempt
tramps we saw in the woods this morning.”

“I do indeed, if the tramps wait to be walked over--which I very much

“That’s just where you make a mistake. Most of these are raw boys, who
know all that can be learned of war on a cricket field. They will be the
worst whipped set of young fellows before night that this part of the
country has ever seen. Wait till they see one of their comrades fall,
with the blood gushing out of a wound in his breast. If they don’t turn
and run, then I’m a Dutchman. I’ve seen raw recruits before. They should
have a company of older men here who have seen service to steady them.
The fellows we saw this morning were sleeping like logs, in the damp
woods, as we stepped over them. They are veterans. What will be but a
mere skirmish to them will seem to these boys the most awful tragedy
that ever happened. Why, many of them look as if they might be
university lads.”

“They are,” said Renmark, with a pang of anguish.

“Well, I can’t see what your stupid government means by sending them
here alone. They should have at least one company of regulars with

“Probably the regulars are on the way.”

“Perhaps; but they will have to put in an appearance mighty sudden,
or the fight will be over. If these boys are not in a hurry with their
meal, the Fenians will be upon them before they know it. If there is to
be a fight, it will be before a very few hours--before one hour passes,
you are going to see a miniature Bull Run.”

Some of the volunteers crowded around the incomers, eagerly inquiring
for news of the enemy. The Fenians had taken the precaution to cut all
the telegraph wires leading out of Fort Erie, and hence those in
command of the companies did not even know that the enemy had left that
locality. They were now on their way to a point where they were to meet
Colonel Peacocke’s force of regulars--a point which they were destined
never to reach. Stoliker sought an officer and delivered up his
prisoners, together with the incriminating paper that Yates had
handed to him. The officer’s decision was short and sharp, as military
decisions are generally supposed to be. He ordered the constable to take
both the prisoners and put them in jail at Port Colborne. There was no
time now for an inquiry into the case,--that could come afterward,--and,
so long as the men were safe in jail, everything would be all right. To
this the constable mildly interposed two objections. In the first place,
he said, he was with the volunteers not in his capacity as constable,
but in the position of guide and man who knew the country. In the second
place, there was no jail at Port Colborne.

“Where is the nearest jail?”

“The jail of the county is at Welland, the county town,” replied the

“Very well; take them there.”

“But I am here as guide,” repeated Stoliker.

The officer hesitated for a moment. “You haven’t handcuffs with you, I

“Yes, I have,” said Stoliker, producing the implements.

“Well, then, handcuff them together, and I will send one of the company
over to Welland with them. How far is it across country?”

Stoliker told him.

The officer called one of the volunteers, and said to him:

“You are to make your way across country to Welland, and deliver these
men up to the jailer there. They will be handcuffed together, but you
take a revolver with you, and if they give you any trouble, shoot them.”

The volunteer reddened, and drew himself up. “I am not a policeman,” he
said. “I am a soldier.”

“Very well, then your first duty as a soldier is to obey orders. I order
you to take these men to Welland.”

The volunteers had crowded around as this discussion went on, and a
murmur rose among them at the order of the officer. They evidently
sympathized with their comrade’s objection to the duties of a policeman.
One of them made his way through the crowd, and cried:

“Hello! this is the professor. This is Mr. Renmark. He’s no Fenian.”
 Two or three more of the university students recognized Renmark, and,
pushing up to him, greeted him warmly. He was evidently a favorite with
his class. Among others young Howard pressed forward.

“It is nonsense,” he cried, “talking about sending Professor Renmark to
jail! He is no more a Fenian than Governor-General Monck. We’ll all go
bail for the professor.”

The officer wavered. “If you know him,” he said, “that is a different
matter. But this other man has a letter from the commander of the
Fenians, recommending him to the consideration of all friends of the
Fenian cause. I can’t let him go free.”

“Are you the chief in command here?” asked Renmark.

“No, I am not.”

“Mr. Yates is a friend of mine who is here with me on his vacation. He
is a New York journalist, and has nothing in common with the invaders.
If you insist on sending him to Welland, I must demand that we be taken
before the officer in command. In any case, he and I stand or fall
together. I am exactly as guilty or innocent as he is.”

“We can’t bother the colonel about every triviality.”

“A man’s liberty is no triviality. What, in the name of common sense,
are you fighting for but liberty?”

“Thanks, Renmark, thanks,” said Yates; “but I don’t care to see the
colonel, and I shall welcome Welland jail. I am tired of all this
bother. I came here for rest and quiet, and I am going to have them, if
I have to go to jail for them. I’m coming reluctantly to the belief that
jail’s the most comfortable place in Canada, anyhow.”

“But this is an outrage,” cried the professor indignantly.

“Of course it is,” replied Yates wearily; “but the woods are full of
them. There’s always outrages going on, especially in so-called free
countries; therefore one more or less won’t make much difference. Come,
officer, who’s going to take me to Welland? or shall I have to go
by myself? I’m a Fenian from ‘way back, and came here especially to
overturn the throne and take it home with me. For Heaven’s sake, know
your own mind one way or other, and let us end this conference.”

The officer was wroth. He speedily gave the order to Stoliker to
handcuff the prisoner to himself, and deliver him to the jailer at

“But I want assistance,” objected Stoliker. “The prisoner is a bigger
man than I am.” The volunteers laughed as Stoliker mentioned this
self-evident fact.

“If anyone likes to go with you, he can go. I shall give no orders.”

No one volunteered to accompany the constable.

“Take this revolver with you,” continued the officer, “and if he
attempts to escape, shoot him. Besides, you know the way to Welland, so
I can’t send anybody in your place, even if I wanted to.”

“Howard knows the way,” persisted Stoliker. That young man spoke up with
great indignation: “Yes, but Howard isn’t constable, and Stoliker is.
I’m not going.”

Renmark went up to his friend.

“Who’s acting foolishly now, Yates?” he said. “Why don’t you insist on
seeing the colonel? The chances are ten to one that you would be allowed

“Don’t make any mistake. The colonel will very likely be some fussy
individual who magnifies his own importance, and who will send a squad
of volunteers to escort me, and I want to avoid that. These officers
always stick by each other; they’re bound to. I want to go alone with
Stoliker. I have a score to settle with him.”

“Now, don’t do anything rash. You’ve done nothing so far; but if you
assault an officer of the law, that will be a different matter.”

“Satan reproving sin. Who prevented you from hitting Stoliker a short
time since?”

“Well, I was wrong then. You are wrong now.”

“See here, Renny,” whispered Yates; “you get back to the tent, and see
that everything’s all right. I’ll be with you in an hour or so. Don’t
look so frightened. I won’t hurt Stoliker. But I want to see this fight,
and I won’t get there if the colonel sends an escort. I’m going to use
Stoliker as a shield when the bullets begin flying.”

The bugles sounded for the troops to fall in, and Stoliker very
reluctantly attached one clasp of the handcuff around his own left
wrist, while he snapped the other on the right wrist of Yates, who
embarrassed him with kindly assistance. The two manacled men disappeared
down the road, while the volunteers rapidly fell in to continue their
morning’s march.

Young Howard beckoned to the professor from his place in the ranks. “I
say, professor, how did you happen to be down this way?”

“I have been camping out here for a week or more with Yates, who is an
old schoolfellow of mine.”

“What a shame to have him led off in that way! But he seemed to rather
like the idea. Jolly fellow, I should say. How I wish I had known you
were in this neighborhood. My folks live near here. They would only have
been too glad to be of assistance to you.”

“They have been of assistance to me, and exceedingly kind as well.”

“What? You know them? All of them? Have you met Margaret?”

“Yes,” said the professor slowly, but his glance fell as it encountered
the eager eyes of the youth. It was evident that Margaret was the
brother’s favorite.

“Fall back, there!” cried the officer to Renmark.

“May I march along with them? or can you give me a gun, and let me take

“No,” said the officer with some hauteur; “this is no place for
civilians.” Again the professor smiled as he reflected that the whole
company, as far as martial experience went, were merely civilians
dressed in uniform; but he became grave again when he remembered Yates’
ominous prediction regarding them.

“I say, Mr. Renmark,” cried young Howard, as the company moved off, “if
you see any of them, don’t tell them I’m here--especially Margaret. It
might make them uneasy. I’ll get leave when this is over, and drop in on

The boy spoke with the hopeful confidence of youth, and had evidently no
premonition of how his appointment would be kept. Renmark left the road,
and struck across country in the direction of the tent.

Meanwhile, two men were tramping steadily along the dusty road toward
Welland: the captor moody and silent, the prisoner talkative
and entertaining--indeed, Yates’ conversation often went beyond
entertainment, and became, at times, instructive. He discussed
the affairs of both countries, showed a way out of all political
difficulties, gave reasons for the practical use of common sense in
every emergency, passed opinions on the methods of agriculture adopted
in various parts of the country, told stories of the war, gave instances
of men in captivity murdering those who were in charge of them, deduced
from these anecdotes the foolishness of resisting lawful authority
lawfully exercised, and, in general, showed that he was a man who
respected power and the exercise thereof. Suddenly branching to more
practical matters, he exclaimed:

“Say, Stoliker, how many taverns are there between here and Welland?”

Stoliker had never counted them.

“Well, that’s encouraging, anyhow. If there are so many that it requires
an effort of the memory to enumerate them, we will likely have something
to drink before long.”

“I never drink while on duty,” said Stoliker curtly.

“Oh, well, don’t apologize for it. Every man has his failings. I’ll be
only too happy to give you some instructions. I have acquired the useful
practice of being able to drink both on and off duty. Anything can be
done, Stoliker, if you give your mind to it. I don’t believe in the word
‘can’t,’ either with or without the mark of elision.”

Stoliker did not answer, and Yates yawned wearily.

“I wish you would hire a rig, constable. I’m tired of walking. I’ve been
on my feet ever since three this morning.”

“I have no authority to hire a buggy.”

“But what do you do when a prisoner refuses to move?”

“I make him move,” said Stoliker shortly.

“Ah, I see. That’s a good plan, and saves bills at the livery stable.”

They came to a tempting bank by the roadside, when Yates cried:

“Let’s sit down and have a rest. I’m done out. The sun is hot, and the
road dusty. You can let me have half an hour: the day’s young, yet.”

“I’ll let you have fifteen minutes.”

They sat down together. “I wish a team would come along,” said Yates
with a sigh.

“No chance of a team, with most of the horses in the neighborhood
stolen, and the troops on the roads.”

“That’s so,” assented Yates sleepily.

He was evidently tired out, for his chin dropped on his breast, and his
eyes closed. His breathing came soft and regular, and his body leaned
toward the constable, who sat bolt upright. Yates’ left arm fell across
the knees of Stoliker, and he leaned more and more heavily against him.
The constable did not know whether he was shamming or not, but he took
no risks. He kept his grasp firm on the butt of the revolver. Yet, he
reflected, Yates could surely not meditate an attempt on his weapon,
for he had, a few minutes before, told him a story about a prisoner
who escaped in exactly that way. Stoliker was suspicious of the good
intentions of the man he had in charge; he was altogether too polite and
good-natured; and, besides, the constable dumbly felt that the prisoner
was a much cleverer man than he.

“Here, sit up,” he said gruffly. “I’m not paid to carry you, you know.”

“What’s that? What’s that? What’s that?” cried Yates rapidly, blinking
his eyes and straightening up. “Oh, it’s only you, Stoliker. I thought
it was my friend Renmark. Have I been asleep?”

“Either that or pretending--I don’t know which, and I don’t care.”

“Oh! I must have been pretending,” answered Yates drowsily; “I can’t
have dropped asleep. How long have we been here?”

“About five minutes.”

“All right.” And Yates’ head began to droop again.

This time the constable felt no doubt about it. No man could imitate
sleep so well. Several times Yates nearly fell forward, and each
time saved himself, with the usual luck of a sleeper or a drunkard.
Nevertheless, Stoliker never took his hand from his revolver. Suddenly,
with a greater lurch than usual, Yates pitched head first down the bank,
carrying the constable with him. The steel band of the handcuff
nipped the wrist of Stoliker, who, with an oath and a cry of pain,
instinctively grasped the links between with his right hand, to save his
wrist. Like a cat, Yates was upon him, showing marvelous agility for a
man who had just tumbled in a heap. The next instant he held aloft the
revolver, crying triumphantly:

“How’s that, umpire? Out, I expect.”

The constable, with set teeth, still rubbed his wounded wrist, realizing
the helplessness of a struggle.

“Now, Stoliker,” said Yates, pointing the pistol at him, “what have you
to say before I fire?”

“Nothing,” answered the constable, “except that you will be hanged at
Welland, instead of staying a few days in jail.”

Yates laughed. “That’s not bad, Stoliker; and I really believe there’s
some grit in you, if you _are_ a man-catcher. Still, you were not in
very much danger, as perhaps you knew. Now, if you should want this
pistol again, just watch where it alights.” And Yates, taking the weapon
by the muzzle, tossed it as far as he could into the field.

Stoliker watched its flight intently, then, putting his hand into his
pocket, he took out some small object and flung it as nearly as he could
to the spot where the revolver fell.

“Is that how you mark the place?” asked Yates; “or is it some spell that
will enable you to find the pistol?”

“Neither,” answered the constable quietly. “It is the key of the
handcuffs. The duplicate is at Welland.”

Yates whistled a prolonged note, and looked with admiration at the
little man. He saw the hopelessness of the situation. If he attempted to
search for the key in the long grass, the chances were ten to one that
Stoliker would stumble on the pistol before Yates found the key, in
which case the reporter would be once more at the mercy of the law.

“Stoliker, you’re evidently fonder of my company than I am of yours.
That wasn’t a bad strategic move on your part, but it may cause you some
personal inconvenience before I get these handcuffs filed off. I’m not
going to Welland this trip, as you may be disappointed to learn. I have
gone with you as far as I intend to. You will now come with me.”

“I shall not move,” replied the constable firmly.

“Very well, stay there,” said Yates, twisting his hand around so as to
grasp the chain that joined the cuffs. Getting a firm grip, he walked up
the road, down which they had tramped a few minutes before. Stoliker
set his teeth and tried to hold his ground, but was forced to follow.
Nothing was said by either until several hundred yards were thus
traversed. Then Yates stopped.

“Having now demonstrated to you the fact that you must accompany me, I
hope you will show yourself a sensible man, Stoliker, and come with me
quietly. It will be less exhausting for both of us, and all the same in
the end. You can do nothing until you get help. I am going to see the
fight, which I feel sure will be a brief one, so I don’t want to lose
any more time in getting back. In order to avoid meeting people, and
having me explain to them that you are my prisoner, I propose we go
through the fields.”

One difference between a fool and a wise man is that the wise man always
accepts the inevitable. The constable was wise. The two crossed the rail
fence into the fields, and walked along peaceably together--Stoliker
silent, as usual, with the grim confidence of a man who is certain of
ultimate success, who has the nation behind him, with all its machinery
working in his favor; Yates talkative, argumentative, and instructive by
turns, occasionally breaking forth into song when the unresponsiveness
of the other rendered conversation difficult.

“Stoliker, how supremely lovely and quiet and restful are the silent,
scented, spreading fields! How soothing to a spirit tired of the city’s
din is this solitude, broken only by the singing of the birds and
the drowsy droning of the bee, erroneously termed ‘bumble’! The
green fields, the shady trees, the sweet freshness of the summer air,
untainted by city smoke, and over all the eternal serenity of the blue
unclouded sky--how can human spite and human passion exist in such a
paradise? Does it all not make you feel as if you were an innocent child
again, with motives pure and conscience white?”

If Stoliker felt like an innocent child, he did not look it. With
clouded brow he eagerly scanned the empty fields, hoping for help.
But, although the constable made no reply, there was an answer that
electrified Yates, and put all thought of the beauty of the country out
of his mind. The dull report of a musket, far in front of them, suddenly
broke the silence, followed by several scattering shots, and then the
roar of a volley. This was sharply answered by the ring of rifles to the
right. With an oath, Yates broke into a run.

“They’re at it!” he cried, “and all on account of your confounded
obstinacy I shall miss the whole show. The Fenians have opened fire, and
the Canadians have not been long in replying.”

The din of the firing now became incessant. The veteran in Yates was
aroused. He was like an old war horse who again feels the intoxicating
smell of battle smoke. The lunacy of gunpower shone in his gleaming eye.

“Come on, you loitering idiot!” he cried to the constable, who had
difficulty in keeping pace with him; “come on, or, by the gods! I’ll
break your wrist across a fence rail and tear this brutal iron from it.”

The savage face of the prisoner was transformed with the passion of war,
and, for the first time that day, Stoliker quailed before the insane
glare of his eyes. But if he was afraid, he did not show his fear to

“Come on, _you_!” he shouted, springing ahead, and giving a twist to
the handcuffs well known to those who have to deal with refractory
criminals. “I am as eager to see the fight as you are.”

The sharp pain brought Yates to his senses again. He laughed, and said:
“That’s the ticket, I’m with you. Perhaps you would not be in such a
hurry if you knew that I am going into the thick the fight, and intend
to use you as a shield from the bullets.”

“That’s all right,” answered the little constable, panting. “Two sides
are firing. I’ll shield you on one side, and you’ll have to shield me on
the other.”

Again Yates laughed, and they ran silently together. Avoiding the
houses, they came out at the Ridge Road. The smoke rolled up above the
trees, showing where the battle was going on some distance beyond. Yates
made the constable cross the fence and the road, and take to the fields
again, bringing him around behind Bartlett’s house and barn. No one
was visible near the house except Kitty Bartlett, who stood at the back
watching, with pale and anxious face, the rolling smoke, now and then
covering her ears with her hands as the sound of an extra loud volley
assailed them. Stoliker lifted up his voice and shouted for help.

“If you do that again,” cried Yates, clutching him by the throat, “I’ll
choke you!”

But he did not need to do it again. The girl heard the cry, turned
with a frightened look, and was about to fly into the house when she
recognized the two. Then she came toward them. Yates took his hand away
from the constable’s throat.

“Where is your father or your brother?” demanded the constable.

“I don’t know.”

“Where is your mother?”

“She is over with Mrs. Howard, who is ill.”

“Are you all alone?”


“Then I command you, in the name of the Queen, to give no assistance to
this prisoner, but to do as I tell you.”

“And I command you, in the name of the President,” cried Yates, “to
keep your mouth shut, and not to address a lady like that. Kitty,” he
continued in a milder tone, “could you tell me where to get a file, so
that I may cut these wrist ornaments? Don’t you get it. You are to do
nothing. Just indicate where the file is. The law mustn’t have any hold
on you, as it seems to have on me.”

“Why don’t you make him unlock them?” asked Kitty.

“Because the villain threw away the key in the fields.”

“He couldn’t have done that.”

The constable caught his breath.

“But he did. I saw him.”

“And I saw him unlock them at breakfast. The key was on the end of his
watch chain. He hasn’t thrown that away.”

She made a move to take out his watch chain but Yates stopped her.

“Don’t touch him. I’m playing a lone hand here.” He jerked out the
chain, and the real key dangled from it.

“Well, Stoliker,” he said, “I don’t know which to admire most--your
cleverness and pluck, my stupidity, or Miss Bartlett’s acuteness of
observation. Can we get into the barn, Kitty?”

“Yes; but you mustn’t hurt him.”

“No fear. I think too much of him. Don’t you come in. I’ll be out in a
moment, like the medium from a spiritualistic dark cabinet.”

Entering the barn, Yates forced the constable up against the square
oaken post which was part of the framework of the building, and which
formed one side of the perpendicular ladder that led to the top of the
hay mow.

“Now, Stoliker,” he, said solemnly, “you realize, of course, that I
don’t want to hurt you yet you also realize that I _must_ hurt you if
you attempt any tricks. I can’t take any risks, please remember that;
and recollect that, by the time you are free again, I shall be in the
State of New York. So don’t compel me to smash your head against this
post.” He, with some trouble, unlocked the clasp on his own wrist; then,
drawing Stoliker’s right hand around the post, he snapped the same clasp
on the constable’s hitherto free wrist. The unfortunate man, with his
cheek against the oak, was in the comical position of lovingly embracing
the post.

“I’ll get you a chair from the kitchen, so that you will be more
comfortable--unless, like Samson, you can pull down the supports. Then I
must bid you good-by.”

Yates went out to the girl, who was waiting for him.

“I want to borrow a kitchen chair, Kitty,” he said, “so that poor
Stoliker will get a rest.”

They walked toward the house. Yates noticed that the firing had ceased,
except a desultory shot here and there across the country.

“I shall have to retreat over the border as quickly as I can,” he
continued. “This country is getting too hot for me.”

“You are much safer here,” said the girl, with downcast eyes. “A man has
brought the news that the United States gunboats are sailing up and down
the river, making prisoners of all who attempt to cross from this side.”

“You don’t say! Well, I might have known that. Then what am I to do with
Stoliker? I can’t keep him tied up here. Yet the moment he gets loose
I’m done for.”

“Perhaps mother could persuade him not to do anything more. Shall I go
for her?”

“I don’t think it would be any use. Stoliker’s a stubborn animal. He has
suffered too much at my hands to be in a forgiving mood. We’ll bring him
a chair anyhow, and see the effect of kindness on him.”

When the chair was placed at Stoliker’s disposal, he sat down upon it,
still hugging the post with an enforced fervency that, in spite of the
solemnity of the occasion, nearly made Kitty laugh, and lit up her eyes
with the mischievousness that had always delighted Yates.

“How long am I to be kept here?” asked the constable.

“Oh, not long,” answered Yates cheerily; “not a moment longer than is
necessary. I’ll telegraph when I’m safe in New York State; so you won’t
be here more than a day or two.”

This assurance did not appear to bring much comfort to Stoliker.

“Look here,” he said; “I guess I know as well as the next man when I’m
beaten. I have been thinking all this over. I am under the sheriff’s
orders, and not under the orders of that officer. I don’t believe you’ve
done anything, anyhow, or you wouldn’t have acted quite the way you did.
If the sheriff had sent me, it would have been different. As it is,
if you unlock those cuffs, I’ll give you my word I’ll do nothing more
unless I’m ordered to. Like as not they’ve forgotten all about you by
this time; and there’s nothing on record, anyhow.”

“Do you mean it? Will you act square?”

“Certainly I’ll act square. I don’t suppose you doubt that. I didn’t ask
any favors before, and I did what I could to hold you.”

“Enough said,” cried Yates. “I’ll risk it.”

Stoliker stretched his arms wearily above his head when he was released.

“I wonder,” he said, now that Kitty was gone, “if there is anything to
eat in the house?”

“Shake!” cried Yates, holding out his hand to him. “Another great and
mutual sentiment unites us, Stoliker. Let us go and see.”


The man who wanted to see the fight did not see it, and the man who did
not want to see it saw it. Yates arrived on the field of conflict when
all was over; Renmark found the battle raging around him before he
realized that things had reached a crisis.

When Yates reached the tent, he found it empty and torn by bullets.
The fortunes of war had smashed the jar, and the fragments were strewn
before the entrance, probably by some disappointed man who had tried to
sample the contents and had found nothing.

“Hang it all!” said Yates to himself, “I wonder what the five assistants
that the _Argus_ sent me have done with themselves? If they are with
the Fenians, beating a retreat, or, worse, if they are captured by
the Canadians, they won’t be able to get an account of this scrimmage
through to the paper. Now, this is evidently the biggest item of the
year--it’s international, by George! It may involve England and the
United States in a war, if both sides are not extra mild and cautious. I
can’t run the chance of the paper being left in the lurch. Let me think
a minute. Is it my tip to follow the Canadians or the Fenians? I wonder
is which is running the faster? My men are evidently with the Fenians,
if they were on the ground at all. If I go after the Irish Republic, I
shall run the risk of duplicating things; but if I follow the Canadians,
they may put me under arrest. Then we have more Fenian sympathizers
among our readers than Canadians, so the account from the invasion side
of the fence will be the more popular. Yet a Canadian version would be
a good thing, if I were sure the rest of the boys got in their work, and
the chances are that the other papers won’t have any reporters among the
Canucks. Heavens! What is a man to do? I’ll toss up for it. Heads, the

He spun the coin in the air, and caught it. “Heads it is! The Fenians
are my victims. I’m camping on their trail, anyhow. Besides, it’s safer
than following the Canadians, even though Stoliker has got my pass.”

Tired as he was, he stepped briskly through the forest. The scent of a
big item was in his nostrils, and it stimulated him like champagne.
What was temporary loss of sleep compared to the joy of defeating the
opposition press?

A blind man might have followed the trail of the retreating army. They
had thrown away, as they passed through the woods, every article that
impeded their progress. Once he came on a man lying with his face in the
dead leaves. He turned him over.

“His troubles are past, poor devil,” said Yates, as he pushed on.

“Halt! Throw up your hands!” came a cry from in front of him.

Yates saw no one, but he promptly threw up his hands, being an adaptable

“What’s the trouble?” he shouted. “I’m retreating, too.”

“Then retreat five steps farther. I’ll count the steps. One.”

Yates strode one step forward, and then saw that a man behind a tree was
covering him with a gun. The next step revealed a second captor, with
a huge upraised hammer, like a Hercules with his club. Both men had
blackened faces, and resembled thoroughly disreputable fiends of
the forest. Seated on the ground, in a semicircle, were half a dozen
dejected prisoners. The man with the gun swore fearfully, but his
comrade with the hammer was silent.

“Come,” said the marksman, “you blank scoundrel, and take a seat with
your fellow-scoundrels. If you attempt to run, blank blank you, I’ll
fill you full of buckshot!”

“Oh, I’m not going to run, Sandy,” cried Yates, recognizing him. “Why
should I? I’ve always enjoyed your company, and Macdonald’s. How are
you, Mac? Is this a little private raid of your own? For which side are
you fighting? And I say, Sandy, what’s the weight of that old-fashioned
bar of iron you have in your hands? I’d like to decide a bet. Let me
heft it, as you said in the shop.”

“Oh, it’s you, is it?” said Sandy in a disappointed tone, lowering his
gun. “I thought we had raked in another of them. The old man and I want
to make it an even dozen.”

“Well, I don’t think you’ll capture any more. I saw nobody as I came
through the woods. What are you going to do with this crowd?”

“Brain ‘em,” said Macdonald laconically, speaking for the first time.
Then he added reluctantly: “If any of ‘em tries to escape.”

The prisoners were all evidently too tired and despondent to make
any attempt at regaining their liberty. Sandy winked over Macdonald’s
shoulder at Yates, and by a slight side movement of his head he seemed
to indicate that he would like to have some private conversation with
the newspaper man.

“I’m not your prisoner, am I?” asked Yates.

“No,” said Macdonald. “You may go if you like, but not in the direction
the Fenians have gone.”

“I guess I won’t need to go any farther, if you will give me permission
to interview your prisoners. I merely want to get some points about the

“That’s all right,” said the blacksmith, “as long as you don’t try to
help them. If you do, I warn you there will be trouble.”

Yates followed Sandy into the depths of the forest, out of hearing of
the others, leaving Macdonald and his sledge-hammer on guard.

When at a safe distance, Sandy stopped and rested his arms on his gun,
in a pathfinder attitude.

“Say,” he began anxiously, “you haven’t got some powder and shot on you
by any chance?”

“Not an ounce. Haven’t you any ammunition?”

“No, and haven’t had all through the fight. You see, we left the shop in
such a hurry we never thought about powder and ball. As soon as a man
on horseback came by shouting that there was a fight on, the old man he
grabbed his sledge, and I took this gun that had been left at the shop
for repairs, and off we started. I’m not sure that it would shoot if I
had ammunition, but I’d like to try. I’ve scared some of them Fee-neens
nigh to death with it, but I was always afraid one of them would pull a
real gun on me, and then I don’t know just what I’d ‘a’ done.”

Sandy sighed, and added, with the air of a man who saw his mistake, but
was somewhat loath to acknowledge it: “Next battle there is you won’t
find me in it with a lame gun and no powder. I’d sooner have the old
man’s sledge. It don’t miss fire.” His eye brightened as he thought of
Macdonald. “Say,” he continued, with a jerk of his head back over his
shoulder, “the boss is on the warpath in great style, aint he?”

“He is,” said Yates, “but, for that matter, so are you. You can swear
nearly as well as Macdonald himself. When did you take to it?”

“Oh, well, you see,” said Sandy apologetically, “it don’t come as
natural to me as chewing, but, then, somebody’s got to swear. The old
man’s converted, you know.”

“Ah, hasn’t he backslid yet?”

“No, he hasn’t. I was afraid this scrimmage was going to do for him,
but it didn’t; and now I think that if somebody near by does a little
cussing,--not that anyone can cuss like the boss,--he’ll pull through.
I think he’ll stick this time. You’d ought to have seen him wading into
them d--d Fee-neens, swinging his sledge, and singing ‘Onward, Christian
soldiers.’ Then, with me to chip in a cuss word now and again when
things got hot, he pulled through the day without ripping an oath. I
tell you, it was a sight. He bowled ‘em over like nine-pins. You ought
to ‘a’ been there.”

“Yes,” said Yates regretfully. “I missed it, all on account of that
accursed Stoliker. Well, there’s no use crying over spilled milk, but
I’ll tell you one thing, Sandy: although I have no ammunition, I’ll let
you know what I have got. I have, in my pocket, one of the best plugs of
tobacco that you ever put your teeth into.”

Sandy’s eyes glittered. “Bless you!” was all he could say, as he bit off
a corner of the offered plug.

“You see, Sandy, there are compensations in this life, after all; I
thought you were out.”

“I haven’t had a bite all day. That’s the trouble with leaving in a

“Well, you may keep that plug, with my regards. Now, I want to get back
and interview those fellows. There’s no time to be lost.”

When they reached the group, Macdonald said:

“Here’s a man says he knows you, Mr. Yates. He claims he is a reporter,
and that you will vouch for him.”

Yates strode forward, and looked anxiously at the prisoners, hoping,
yet fearing, to find one of his own men there. He was a selfish man, and
wanted the glory of the day to be all his own. He soon recognized one
of the prisoners as Jimmy Hawkins of the staff of a rival daily, the New
York _Blade_. This was even worse than he had anticipated.

“Hello, Jimmy!” he said, “how did you get here?”

“I was raked in by that adjective fool with the unwashed face.”

“Whose a--fool?” cried Macdonald in wrath, and grasping his hammer. He
boggled slightly as he came to the “adjective,” but got over it safely.
It was evidently a close call, but Sandy sprang to the rescue, and
cursed Hawkins until even the prisoners turned pale at the torrent
of profanity. Macdonald looked with sad approbation at his pupil,
not knowing that he was under the stimulus of newly acquired tobacco,
wondering how he had attained such proficiency in malediction; for,
like all true artists, he was quite unconscious of his own merit in that

“Tell this hammer wielder that I’m no anvil. Tell him that I’m a
newspaper man, and didn’t come here to fight. He says that if you
guarantee that I’m no Fenian he’ll let me go.”

Yates sat down on a fallen log, with a frown on his brow. He liked to do
a favor to a fellow-creature when the act did not inconvenience himself,
but he never forgot the fact that business was business.

“I can’t conscientiously tell him that, Jimmy,” said Yates soothingly.
“How am I to know you are not a Fenian?”

“Bosh!” cried Hawkins angrily. “Conscientiously? A lot you think of
conscience when there is an item to be had.”

“We none of us live up to our better nature, Jimmy,” continued Yates
feelingly. “We can but do our best, which is not much. For reasons that
you might fail to understand, I do not wish to run the risk of telling
a lie. You appreciate my hesitation, don’t you, Mr. Macdonald? You would
not advise me to assert a thing I was not sure of, would you?”

“Certainly not,” said the blacksmith earnestly.

“You want to keep me here because you are afraid of me,” cried the
indignant _Blade_ man. “You know very well I’m not a Fenian.”

“Excuse me, Jimmy, but I know nothing of the kind. I even suspect myself
of Fenian leanings. How, then, can I be sure of you?”

“What’s your game?” asked Hawkins more calmly, for he realized that he
himself would not be slow to take advantage of a rival’s dilemma.

“My game is to get a neat little account of this historical episode sent
over the wires to the _Argus_. You see, Jimmy, this is my busy day. When
the task is over, I will devote myself to your service, and will
save you from being hanged, if I can; although I shall do so without
prejudice, as the lawyers say, for I have always held that that will be
the ultimate end of all the _Blade_ staff.

“Look here, Yates; play fair. Don’t run in any conscientious guff on a
prisoner. You see, I have known you these many years.”

“Yes, and little have you profited by a noble example. It is your
knowledge of me that makes me wonder at your expecting me to let you out
of your hole without due consideration.”

“Are you willing to make a bargain?

“Always--when the balance of trade is on my side.”

“Well, if you give me a fair start, I’ll give you some exclusive
information that you can’t get otherwise.”

“What is it?”

“Oh, I wasn’t born yesterday, Dick.”

“That is interesting information, Jimmy, but I knew it before. Haven’t
you something more attractive to offer?”

“Yes, I have. I have the whole account of the expedition and the
fight written out, all ready to send, if I could get my clutches on a
telegraph wire. I’ll hand it over to you, and allow you to read it,
if you will get me out of this hole, as you call it. I’ll give you
permission to use the information in any way you choose, if you will
extricate me, and all I ask is a fair start in the race for a telegraph

Yates pondered over the proposition for some moments.

“I’ll tell you what I’ll do, Jimmy,” he finally said. “I’ll buy that
account from you, and give you more money than the _Blade_ will. And
when I get back to New York I’ll place you on the staff of the _Argus_
at a higher salary than the _Blade_ gives you--taking your own word for
the amount.”

“What! And leave my paper in the lurch? Not likely.”

“Your paper is going to be left in the lurch, anyhow.”

“Perhaps. But it won’t be sold by me. I’ll burn my copy before I will
let you have a glimpse of it. That don’t need to interfere with your
making me an offer of a better position when we get back to New York;
but while my paper depends on me, I won’t go back on it.”

“Just as you please, Jimmy. Perhaps I would do the same myself. I always
was weak where the interests of the _Argus_ were concerned. You haven’t
any blank paper you could lend me, Jimmy?”

“I have, but I won’t lend it.”

Yates took out his pencil, and pulled down his cuff.

“Now, Mac,” he said, “tell me all you saw of this fight.”

The blacksmith talked, and Yates listened, putting now and then a mark
on his cuff. Sandy spoke occasionally, but it was mostly to tell of
sledge-hammer feats or to corroborate something the boss said. One after
another Yates interviewed the prisoners, and gathered together all the
materials for that excellent full-page account “by an eyewitness” that
afterward appeared in the columns of the _Argus_. He had a wonderful
memory, and simply jotted down figures with which he did not care to
burden his mind. Hawkins laughed derisively now and then at the facts
they were giving Yates, but the _Argus_ man said nothing, merely setting
down in shorthand some notes of the information Hawkins sneered at,
which Yates considered was more than likely accurate and important. When
he had got all he wanted, he rose.

“Shall I send you help, Mac?” he asked.

“No,” said the smith; “I think I’ll take these fellows to the shop, and
hold them there till called for. You can’t vouch for Hawkins, then, Mr.

“Good Heavens, no! I look on him as the most dangerous of the lot. These
half-educated criminals, who have no conscientious scruples, always
seem to me a greater menace to society than their more ignorant
co-conspirators. Well, good-by, Jimmy. I think you’ll enjoy life down
at Mac’s shop. It’s the best place I’ve struck since I’ve been in the
district. Give my love to all the boys, when they come to gaze at you.
I’ll make careful inquiries into your opinions, and as soon as I am
convinced that you can be set free with safety to the community I’ll
drop in on you and do all I can. Meanwhile, so long.”

Yates’ one desire now was to reach a telegraph office, and write his
article as it was being clicked off on the machine. He had his fears
about the speed of a country operator, but he dared not risk trying
to get through to Buffalo in the then excited state of the country. He
quickly made up his mind to go to the Bartlett place, borrow a horse,
if the Fenians had not permanently made off with them all, and ride as
rapidly as he could for the nearest telegraph office. He soon reached
the edge of the woods, and made his way across the fields to the house.
He found young Bartlett at the barn.

“Any news of the horses yet?” was the first question he asked.

“No,” said young Bartlett gloomily; “guess they’ve rode away with them.”

“Well, I must get a horse from somewhere to ride to the telegraph
office. Where is the likeliest place to find one?”

“I don’t know where you can get one, unless you steal the telegraph
boy’s nag; it’s in the stable now, having a feed.”

“What telegraph boy?”

“Oh, didn’t you see him? He went out to the tent to look for you, and I
thought he had found you.”

“No, I haven’t been at the tent for ever so long. Perhaps he has some
news for me. I’m going to the house to write, so send him in as soon as
he gets back. Be sure you don’t let him get away before I see him.”

“I’ll lock the stable,” said young Bartlett, “and then he won’t get the
horse, at any rate.”

Yates found Kitty in the kitchen, and he looked so flurried that the
girl cried anxiously:

“Are they after you again, Mr. Yates?”

“No, Kitty; I’m after them. Say, I want all the blank paper you have
in the house. Anything will do, so long as it will hold a lead-pencil

“A copy book--such as the children use in school?”

“Just the thing.”

In less than a minute the energetic girl had all the materials he
required ready for him in the front room. Yates threw off his coat, and
went to work as if he were in his own den in the _Argus_ building.

“This is a ---- of a vacation,” he muttered to himself, as he drove his
pencil at lightning speed over the surface of the paper. He took no note
of the time until he had finished; then he roused himself and sprang to
his feet.

“What in thunder has become of that telegraph boy?” he cried. “Well, it
doesn’t matter; I’ll take the horse without his permission.”

He gathered up his sheets, and rushed for the kitchen. He was somewhat
surprised to see the boy sitting there, gorging himself with the good
things which that kitchen always afforded.

“Hello, youngster! how long have you been here?”

“I wouldn’t let him go in to disturb you while you were writing,” said
Kitty, the boy’s mouth being too full to permit of a reply.

“Ah, that was right. Now, sonny, gulp that down and come in here; I want
to talk to you for a minute.”

The boy followed him into the front room.

“Well, my son, I want to borrow your horse for the rest of the day.”

“You can’t have it,” said the boy promptly.

“Can’t have it? I must have it. Why, I’ll take it. You don’t imagine you
can stop me, do you?”

The boy drew himself up, and folded his arms across his breast.

“What do you want with the horse, Mr. Yates?” he asked.

“I want to get to the nearest telegraph office. I’ll pay you well for

“And what am I here for?”

“Why, to eat, of course. They’ll feed you high while you wait.”

“Canadian telegraph office?”


“It’s no good, Mr. Yates. Them Canadians couldn’t telegraph all you’ve
written in two weeks. I know ‘em,” said the boy with infinite scorn.
“Besides, the Government has got hold of all the wires, and you can’t
get a private message through till it gets over its fright.”

“By George!” cried Yates, taken aback, “I hadn’t thought of that. Are
you sure, boy?”

“Dead certain.”

“Then what’s to be done? I must get through to Buffalo.”

“You can’t. United States troops won’t let you. They’re stopping
everybody--except me,” he added, drawing himself up, as if he were the
one individual who stood in with the United States Government.

“Can you get this dispatch through?”

“You bet! That’s why I came back. I knew, as soon as I looked at you,
that you would write two or three columns of telegraph; and your paper
said ‘Spare no expense,’ you remember. So says I to myself: ‘I’ll help
Mr. Yates to spare no expense. I’ll get fifty dollars from that young
man, seeing I’m the only person who can get across in time.’”

“You were mighty sure of it, weren’t you?”

“You just bet I was. Now, the horse is fed and ready, I’m fed and ready,
and we’re losing valuable time waiting for that fifty dollars.”

“Suppose you meet another newspaper man who wants to get his dispatch
through to another paper, what will you do?”

“Charge him the same as I do you. If I meet two other newspaper men,
that will be one hundred and fifty dollars; but if you want to make sure
that I won’t meet any more newspaper men, let us call it one hundred
dollars, and I’ll take the risk of the odd fifty for the ready cash;
then if I meet a dozen newspaper men, I’ll tell them I’m a telegraph boy
on a vacation.”

“Quite so. I think you will be able to take care of yourself in a cold
and callous world. Now, look here, young man; I’ll trust you if you’ll
trust me. I’m not a traveling mint, you know. Besides, I pay by results.
If you don’t get this dispatch through, you don’t get anything. I’ll
give you an order for a hundred dollars, and as soon as I get to Buffalo
I’ll pay you the cash. I’ll have to draw on the _Argus_ when I get to
Buffalo; if my article has appeared, you get your cash; if it hasn’t,
you’re out. See?”

“Yes, I see. It won’t do, Mr. Yates.”

“Why won’t it do?”

“Because I say it won’t. This is a cash transaction. Money down, or you
don’t get the goods. I’ll get it through all right, but if I just miss,
I’m not going to lose the money.”

“Very well, I’ll take it to the Canadian telegraph office.”

“All right, Mr. Yates. I’m disappointed in you. I thought you were some
good. You aint got no sense, but I wish you luck. When I was at your
tent, there was a man with a hammer taking a lot of men out of the
woods. When one of them sees my uniform, he sings out he’d give me
twenty-five dollars to take his stuff. I said I’d see him later, and I
will. Good-by, Mr. Yates.”

“Hold on, there! You’re a young villain. You’ll end in state’s prison
yet, but here’s your money. Now, you ride like a house a-fire.”

After watching the departing boy until he was out of sight Yates, with
a feeling of relief, started back to the tent. He was worried about the
interview the boy had had with Hawkins, and he wondered, now that it
was too late, whether, after all, he had not Hawkins’ manuscript in his
pocket. He wished he had searched him. That trouble, however, did not
prevent him from sleeping like the dead the moment he lay down in the


The result of the struggle was similar in effect to an American railway
accident of the first class. One officer and five privates were killed
on the Canadian side, one man was missing, and many were wounded. The
number of the Fenians killed will probably never be known. Several
were buried on the field of battle, others were taken back by O’Neill’s
brigade when they retreated.

Although the engagement ended as Yates had predicted, yet he was wrong
in his estimate of the Canadians. Volunteers are invariably underrated
by men of experience in military matters. The boys fought well, even
when they saw their ensign fall dead before them. If the affair had been
left entirely in their hands, the result might have been different--as
was shown afterward, when the volunteers, unimpeded by regulars, quickly
put down a much more formidable rising in the Northwest. But in the
present case they were hampered by their dependence on the British
troops, whose commander moved them with all the ponderous slowness of
real war, and approached O’Neill as if he had been approaching Napoleon.
He thus managed to get in a day after the fair on every occasion,
being too late for the fight at Ridgeway, and too late to capture any
considerable number of the flying Fenians at Fort Erie. The campaign, on
the Canadian side, was magnificently planned and wretchedly carried out.
The volunteers and regulars were to meet at a point close to where
the fight took place, but the British commander delayed two hours in
starting, which fact the Canadian colonel did not learn until too
late. These blunders culminated in a ghastly mistake on the field. The
Canadian colonel ordered his men to charge across an open field, and
attack the Fenian force in the woods--a brilliant but foolish move. To
the command the volunteers gallantly responded, but against stupidity
the gods are powerless. In the field they were appalled to hear the
order given to form square and receive cavalry. Even the schoolboys knew
the Fenians could have no cavalry.

Having formed their square, the Canadians found themselves the helpless
targets of the Fenians in the woods. If O’Neill’s forces had shot with
reasonable precision, they must have cut the volunteers to pieces. The
latter were victorious, if they had only known it; but, in this hopeless
square, panic seized them, and it was every man for himself; at the same
time, the Fenians were also retreating as fast as they could. This farce
is known as the battle of Ridgeway, and would have been comical had it
not been that death hovered over it. The comedy, without the tragedy,
was enacted a day or two before at a bloodless skirmish which took place
near a hamlet called Waterloo, which affray is dignified in Canadian
annals as the second battle of that name.

When the Canadian forces retreated, Renmark, who had watched the contest
with all the helpless anxiety of a noncombatant, sharing the danger, but
having no influence upon the result, followed them, making a wide detour
to avoid the chance shots which were still flying. He expected to come
up with the volunteers on the road, but was not successful. Through
various miscalculations he did not succeed in finding them until toward
evening. At first they told him that young Howard was with the company,
and unhurt, but further inquiry soon disclosed the fact that he had not
been seen since the fight. He was not among those who were killed or
wounded, and it was nightfall before Renmark realized that opposite his
name on the roll would be placed the ominous word “missing.” Renmark
remembered that the boy had said he would visit his home if he got
leave; but no leave had been asked for. At last Renmark was convinced
that young Howard was either badly wounded or dead. The possibility of
his desertion the professor did not consider for a moment, although he
admitted to himself that it was hard to tell what panic of fear might
come over a boy who, for the first time in his life, found bullets
flying about his ears.

With a heavy heart Renmark turned back and made his way to the fatal
field. He found nothing on the Canadian side. Going over to the woods,
he came across several bodies lying where they fell; but they were all
those of strangers. Even in the darkness he would have had no difficulty
in recognizing the volunteer uniform which he knew so well. He walked
down to the Howard homestead, hoping, yet fearing, to hear the boy’s
voice--the voice of a deserter. Everything was silent about the house,
although a light shone through an upper window, and also through one
below. He paused at the gate, not knowing what to do. It was evident
the boy was not here, yet how to find the father or brother, without
alarming Margaret or her mother, puzzled him. As he stood there the door
opened, and he recognized Mrs. Bartlett and Margaret standing in the
light. He moved away from the gate, and heard the older woman say:

“Oh, she will be all right in the morning, now that she has fallen into
a nice sleep. I wouldn’t disturb her to-night, if I were you. It is
nothing but nervousness and fright at that horrible firing. It’s all
over now, thank God. Good-night, Margaret.”

The good woman came through the gate, and then ran, with all the
speed of sixteen, toward her own home. Margaret stood in the doorway,
listening to the retreating footsteps. She was pale and anxious, but
Renmark thought he had never seen anyone so lovely; and he was startled
to find that he had a most un-professor-like longing to take her in his
arms and comfort her. Instead of bringing her consolation, he feared it
would be his fate to add to her anxiety; and it was not until he saw she
was about to close the door that he found courage to speak.

“Margaret,” he said.

The girl had never heard her name pronounced in that tone before, and
the cadence of it went direct to her heart, frightening her with an
unknown joy. She seemed unable to move or respond, and stood there,
with wide eyes and suspended breath, gazing into the darkness. Renmark
stepped into the light, and she saw his face was haggard with fatigue
and anxiety.

“Margaret,” he said again, “I want to speak with you a moment. Where is
your brother?”

“He has gone with Mr. Bartlett to see if he can find the horses. There
is something wrong,” she continued, stepping down beside him. “I can see
it in your face. What is it?”

“Is your father in the house?”

“Yes, but he is worried about mother. Tell me what it is. It is better
to tell me.”

Renmark hesitated.

“Don’t keep me in suspense like this,” cried the girl in a low but
intense voice. “You have said too much or too little. Has anything
happened to Henry?”

“No. It is about Arthur I wanted to speak. You will not be alarmed?”

“I _am_ alarmed. Tell, me quickly.” And the girl in her excitement laid
her hands imploringly on his.

“Arthur joined the volunteers in Toronto some time ago. Did you know

“He never told me. I understand--I think so, but I hope not. He was in
the battle today. Is he--has he been--hurt?”

“I don’t know. I’m afraid so,” said Renmark hurriedly, now that the
truth had to come out; he realized, by the nervous tightening of the
girl’s unconscious grasp, how clumsily he was telling it. “He was with
the volunteers this morning. He is not with them now. They don’t know
where he is. No one saw him hurt, but it is feared he was, and that he
has been left behind. I have been all over the ground.”

“Yes, yes?”

“But I could not find him. I came here hoping to find him.”

“Take me to where the volunteers were,” she sobbed. “I know what has
happened. Come quickly.”

“Will you not put something on your head?”

“No, no. Come at once.” Then, pausing, she said: “Shall we need a

“No; it is light enough when we get out from the shadow of the house.”

Margaret ran along the road so swiftly that Renmark had some trouble
in keeping pace with her. She turned at the side road, and sped up the
gentle ascent to the spot where the volunteers had crossed it.

“Here is the place,” said Renmark.

“He could not have been hit in the field,” she cried breathlessly, “for
then he might have reached the house at the corner without climbing a
fence. If he was badly hurt, he would have been here. Did you search
this field?”

“Every bit of it. He is not here.”

“Then it must have happened after he crossed the road and the second
fence. Did you see the battle?”


“Did the Fenians cross the field after the volunteers?”

“No; they did not leave the woods.”

“Then, if he was struck, it could not have been far from the other side
of the second fence. He would be the last to retreat; and that is why
the others did not see him,” said the girl, with confident pride in her
brother’s courage.

They crossed the first fence; the road, and the second fence, the girl
walking ahead for a few paces. She stopped, and leaned for a moment
against a tree. “It must have been about here,” she said in a voice
hardly audible. “Have you searched on this side?”

“Yes, for half a mile farther into the fields and woods.”

“No, no, not there; but down along the fence. He knew every inch of
this ground. If he were wounded here, he would at once try to reach our
house. Search down along the fence. I--I cannot go.”

Renmark walked along the fence, peering into the dark corners made
by the zigzag of the rails; and he knew, without looking back, that
Margaret, with feminine inconsistency, was following him. Suddenly she
darted past him, and flung herself down in the long grass, wailing out a
cry that cut Renmark like a knife.

The boy lay with his face in the grass, and his outstretched hand
grasping the lower rail of the fence. He had dragged himself this far,
and reached an insurmountable obstacle.

Renmark drew the weeping girl gently away, and rapidly ran his hand
over the prostrate lad. He quickly opened his tunic, and a thrill of joy
passed over him as he felt the faint beating of the heart.

“He is alive!” he cried. “He will get well, Margaret.” A statement
somewhat premature to make on so hasty an examination.

He rose, expecting a look of gratitude from the girl he loved. He was
amazed to see her eyes almost luminous in the darkness, blazing with

“When did you know he was with the volunteers?”

“This morning--early,” said the professor, taken aback.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“He asked me not to do so.”

“He is a mere boy. You are a man, and ought to have a man’s sense. You
had no right to mind what a boy said. It was my right to know, and your
duty to tell me. Through your negligence and stupidity my brother has
lain here all day--perhaps dying,” she added with a break in her angry

“If you had known--I didn’t know anything was wrong until I saw the
volunteers. I have not lost a moment since.”

“I should have known he was missing, without going to the volunteers.”

Renmark was so amazed at the unjust accusation, from a girl whom he had
made the mistake of believing to be without a temper of her own, that
he knew not what to say. He was, however, to have one more example of

“Why do you stand there doing nothing, now that I have found him?” she

It was on his tongue to say: “I stand here because you stand there
unjustly quarreling with me,” but he did not say it. Renmark was not a
ready man, yet he did, for once, the right thing.

“Margaret,” he said sternly, “throw down that fence.”

This curt command, delivered in his most schoolmastery manner, was
instantly obeyed. Such a task may seem a formidable one to set to a
young woman, but it is a feat easily accomplished in some parts of
America. A rail fence lends itself readily to demolition. Margaret
tossed a rail to the right, one to the left, and to the right again,
until an open gap took the place of that part of the fence. The
professor examined the young soldier in the meantime, and found his leg
had been broken by a musket ball. He raised him up tenderly in his arms,
and was pleased to hear a groan escape his lips. He walked through the
open gap and along the road toward the house, bearing the unconscious
form of his pupil. Margaret silently kept close to his side, her fingers
every now and then unconsciously caressing the damp, curly locks of her

“We shall have to get a doctor?” Her assertion was half an inquiry.


“We must not disturb anyone in the house. It is better that I should
tell you what to do now, so that we need not talk when we reach there.”

“We cannot help disturbing someone.”

“I do not think it will be necessary. If you will stay with Arthur, I
will go for the doctor, and no one need know.”

“I will go for the doctor.”

“You do not know the way. It is five or six miles. I will ride Gypsy,
and will soon be back.”

“But there are prowlers and stragglers all along the roads. It is not
safe for you to go alone.”

“It is perfectly safe. No horse that the stragglers have stolen can
overtake Gypsy. Now, don’t say anything more. It is best that I should
go. I will run on ahead, and enter the house quietly. I will take the
lamp to the room at the side, where the window opens to the floor. Carry
him around there. I will be waiting for you at the gate, and will show
you the way.”

With that the girl was off, and Renmark carried his burden alone. She
was waiting for him at the gate, and silently led the way round the
house, to where the door-window opened upon the bit of lawn under an
apple tree. The light streamed out upon the grass. He placed the boy
gently upon the dainty bed. It needed no second glance to tell Renmark
whose room he was in. It was decorated with those pretty little
knickknacks so dear to the heart of a girl in a snuggery she can call
her own.

“It is not likely you will be disturbed here,” she whispered, “until I
come back. I will tap at the window when I come with the doctor.”

“Don’t you think it would be better and safer for me to go? I don’t like
the thought of your going alone.”

“No, no. Please do just what I tell you. You do not know the way. I
shall be very much quicker. If Arthur should--should--wake, he will know
you, and will not be alarmed, as he might be if you were a stranger.”

Margaret was gone before he could say anything more, and Renmark sat
down, devoutly hoping no one would rap at the door of the room while he
was there.


Margaret spoke caressingly to her horse, when she opened the stable
door, and Gypsy replied with that affectionate, low guttural whinny
which the Scotch graphically term “nickering.” She patted the little
animal; and if Gypsy was surprised at being saddled and bridled at that
hour of the night, no protest was made, the horse merely rubbing its
nose lovingly up and down Margaret’s sleeve as she buckled the different
straps. There was evidently a good understanding between the two.

“No, Gyp,” she whispered, “I have nothing for you to-night--nothing but
hard work and quick work. Now, you mustn’t make a noise till we get past
the house.”

On her wrist she slipped the loop of a riding whip, which she always
carried, but never used. Gyp had never felt the indignity of the lash,
and was always willing to do what was required merely for a word.

Margaret opened the big gate before she saddled her horse, and there
was therefore no delay in getting out upon the main road, although
the passing of the house was an anxious moment. She feared that if her
father heard the steps or the neighing of the horse he might come out
to investigate. Halfway between her own home and Bartlett’s house she
sprang lightly into the saddle.

“Now, then, Gyp!”

No second word was required. Away they sped down the road toward the
east, the mild June air coming sweet and cool and fresh from the distant
lake, laden with the odors of the woods and the fields. The stillness
was intense, broken only by the plaintive cry of the whippoorwill,
America’s one-phrased nightingale, or the still more weird and eerie
note of a distant loon.

The houses along the road seemed deserted; no lights were shown
anywhere. The wildest rumors were abroad concerning the slaughter of the
day; and the population, scattered as it was, appeared to have retired
into its shell. A spell of silence and darkness was over the land, and
the rapid hoof beats of the horse sounded with startling distinctness
on the harder portions of the road, emphasized by intervals of complete
stillness, when the fetlocks sank in the sand and progress was more
difficult for the plucky little animal. The only thrill of fear that
Margaret felt on her night journey was when she entered the dark arch
of an avenue of old forest trees that bordered the road, like a great,
gloomy cathedral aisle, in the shadow of which anything might be hidden.
Once the horse, with a jump of fear, started sideways and plunged ahead:
Margaret caught her breath as she saw, or fancied she saw, several men
stretched on the roadside, asleep or dead. Once in the open again she
breathed more freely, and if it had not been for the jump of the horse,
she would have accused her imagination of playing her a trick. Just as
she had completely reassured herself a shadow moved from the fence to
the middle of the road, and a sharp voice cried:


The little horse, as if it knew the meaning of the word, planted its two
front hoofs together, and slid along the ground for a moment, coming so
quickly to a standstill that it was with some difficulty Margaret kept
her seat. She saw in front of her a man holding a gun, evidently ready
to fire if she attempted to disobey his command.

“Who are you, and where are you going?” he demanded.

“Oh, please let me pass!” pleaded Margaret with a tremor of fear in her
voice. “I am going for a doctor--for my brother; he is badly wounded,
and will perhaps die if I am delayed.”

The man laughed.

“Oho!” he cried, coming closer; “a woman, is it? and a young one,
too, or I’m a heathen. Now, miss or missus, you get down. I’ll have to
investigate this. The brother business won’t work with an old soldier.
It’s your lover you’re riding for at this time of the night, or I’m no
judge of the sex. Just slip down, my lady, and see if you don’t like me
better than him; remember that all cats are black in the dark. Get down,
I tell you.”

“If you are a soldier, you will let me go. My brother is badly wounded.
I must get to the doctor.”

“There’s no ‘must’ with a bayonet in front of you. If he has been
wounded, there’s plenty of better men killed to-day. Come down, my

Margaret gathered up the bridle rein, but, even in the darkness, the man
saw her intention.

“You can’t escape, my pretty. If you try it, you’ll not be hurt, but
I’ll kill your horse. If you move, I’ll put a bullet through him.”

“Kill my horse?” breathed Margaret in horror, a fear coming over her
that she had not felt at the thought of danger to herself.

“Yes, missy,” said the man, approaching nearer, and laying his hand on
Gypsy’s bridle. “But there will be no need of that. Besides, it
would make too much noise, and might bring us company, which would be
inconvenient. So come down quietly, like the nice little girl you are.”

“If you will let me go and tell the doctor, I will come back here and be
your prisoner.”

The man laughed again in low, tantalizing tones. This was a good joke.

“Oh, no, sweetheart. I wasn’t born so recently as all that. A girl in
the hand is worth a dozen a mile up the road. Now, come off that horse,
or I’ll take you off. This is war time, and I’m not going to waste any
more pretty talk on you.”

The man, who, she now saw, was hatless, leered up at her, and something
in his sinister eyes made the girl quail. She had been so quiet that
he apparently was not prepared for any sudden movement. Her right hand,
hanging down at her side, had grasped the short riding whip, and, with
a swiftness that gave him no chance to ward off the blow, she struck him
one stinging, blinding cut across the eyes, and then brought down the
lash on the flank of her horse, drawing the animal round with her left
over her enemy. With a wild snort of astonishment, the horse sprang
forward, bringing man and gun down to the ground with a clatter that
woke the echoes; then, with an indignant toss of the head, Gyp sped
along the road like the wind. It was the first time he had ever felt the
cut of a whip, and the blow was not forgiven. Margaret, fearing further
obstruction on the road, turned her horse’s head toward the rail fence,
and went over it like a bird. In the field, where fast going in the dark
had dangers, Margaret tried to slacken the pace, but the little horse
would not have it so. He shook his head angrily whenever he thought
of the indignity of that blow, while Margaret leaned over and tried to
explain and beg pardon for her offense. The second fence was crossed
with a clean-cut leap, and only once in the next field did the horse
stumble, but quickly recovered and went on at the same breakneck gait.
The next fence, gallantly vaulted over, brought them to the side road,
half a mile up which stood the doctor’s house. Margaret saw the futility
of attempting a reconciliation until the goal was won. There, with
difficulty, the horse was stopped, and the girl struck the panes of the
upper window, through which a light shone, with her riding whip.
The window was raised, and the situation speedily explained to the

“I will be with you in a moment,” he said.

Then Margaret slid from the saddle, and put her arms around the neck
of the trembling horse. Gypsy would have nothing to do with her, and
sniffed the air with offended dignity.

“It _was_ a shame, Gyp,” she cried, almost tearfully, stroking the
glossy neck of her resentful friend; “it was, it was, and I know it; but
what was I to do, Gyp? You were the only protector I had, and you _did_
bowl him over beautifully; no other horse could have done it so well.
It’s wicked, but I do hope you hurt him, just because I had to strike

Gypsy was still wrathful, and indicated by a toss of the head that the
wheedling of a woman did not make up for a blow. It was the insult more
than the pain; and from her--there was the sting of it.

“I know--I know just how you feel, Gypsy dear; and I don’t blame you
for being angry. I might have spoken to you, of course, but there was no
time to think, and it was really him I was striking. That’s why it came
down so hard. If I had said a word, he would have got out of the way,
coward that he was, and then would have shot you--_you_, Gypsy! Think of

If a man can be molded in any shape that pleases a clever woman, how can
a horse expect to be exempt from her influence. Gypsy showed signs of
melting, whinnying softly and forgivingly.

“And it will never happen again, Gypsy--never, never. As soon as we
are safe home again I will burn that whip. You little pet, I knew you

Gypsy’s head rested on Margaret’s shoulder, and we must draw a veil over
the reconciliation. Some things are too sacred for a mere man to meddle
with. The friends were friends once more, and on the altar of friendship
the unoffending whip was doubtless offered as a burning sacrifice.

When the doctor came out, Margaret explained the danger of the road,
and proposed that they should return by the longer and northern way--the
Concession, as it was called.

They met no one on the silent road, and soon they saw the light in the

The doctor and the girl left their horses tied some distance from the
house, and walked together to the window with the stealthy steps of
a pair of housebreakers. Margaret listened breathlessly at the closed
window, and thought she heard the low murmur of conversation. She tapped
lightly on the pane, and the professor threw back the door-window.

“We were getting very anxious about you,” he whispered.

“Hello, Peggy!” said the boy, with a wan smile, raising his head
slightly from the pillow and dropping it back again.

Margaret stooped over and kissed him.

“My poor boy! what a fright you have given me!”

“Ah, Margery, think what a fright I got myself. I thought I was going to
die within sight of the house.”

The doctor gently pushed Margaret from the room. Renmark waited until
the examination was over, and then went out to find her.

She sprang forward to meet him.

“It is all right,” he said. “There is nothing to fear. He has been
exhausted by loss of blood, but a few days’ quiet will set that right.
Then all you will have to contend against will be his impatience at
being kept to his room, which may be necessary for some weeks.”

“Oh, I am so glad! and--and I am so much obliged to you, Mr. Renmark!”

“I have done nothing--except make blunders,” replied the professor with
a bitterness that surprised and hurt her.

“How can you say that? You have done everything. We owe his life to

Renmark said nothing for a moment. Her unjust accusation in the earlier
part of the night had deeply pained him, and he hoped for some hint of
disclaimer from her. Belonging to the stupider sex, he did not realize
that the words were spoken in a state of intense excitement and fear,
that another woman would probably have expressed her condition of mind
by fainting instead of talking, and that the whole episode had left
absolutely no trace on the recollection of Margaret. At last Renmark

“I must be getting back to the tent, if it still exists. I think I had
an appointment there with Yates some twelve hours ago, but up to this
moment I had forgotten it. Good-night.”

Margaret stood for a few moments alone, and wondered what she had done
to offend him. He stumbled along the dark road, not heeding much the
direction he took, but automatically going the nearest way to the tent.
Fatigue and the want of sleep were heavy upon him, and his feet were as
lead. Although dazed, he was conscious of a dull ache where his heart
was supposed to be, and he vaguely hoped he had not made a fool of
himself. He entered the tent, and was startled by the voice of Yates:

“Hello! hello! Is that you, Stoliker?”

“No; it is Renmark. Are you asleep?”

“I guess I have been. Hunger is the one sensation of the moment. Have
you provided anything to eat within the last twenty-four hours?”

“There’s a bag full of potatoes here, I believe. I haven’t been near the
tent since early morning.”

“All right; only don’t expect a recommendation from me as cook. I’m not
yet hungry enough for raw potatoes. What time has it got to be?”

“I’m sure I don’t know.”

“Seems as if I had been asleep for weeks. I’m the latest edition of Rip
Van Winkle, and expect to find my mustache gray in the morning. I was
dreaming sweetly of Stoliker when you fell over the bunk.”

“What have you done with him?”

“I’m not wide enough awake to remember. I _think_ I killed him, but
wouldn’t be sure. So many of my good resolutions go wrong that very
likely he is alive at this moment. Ask me in the morning. What have you
been prowling after all night?”

There was no answer. Renmark was evidently asleep.

“I’ll ask _you_ in the morning,” muttered Yates drowsily--after which
there was silence in the tent.


Yates had stubbornly refused to give up his search for rest and quiet
in spite of the discomfort of living in a leaky and battered tent. He
expressed regret that he had not originally camped in the middle of
Broadway, as being a quieter and less exciting spot than the place he
had chosen; but, having made the choice, he was going to see the last
dog hung, he said. Renmark had become less and less of a comrade. He was
silent, and almost as gloomy as Hiram Bartlett himself. When Yates tried
to cheer him up by showing him how much worse another man’s position
might be, Renmark generally ended the talk by taking to the wood.

“Just reflect on my position,” Yates would say. “Here I am dead in love
with two lovely girls, both of whom are merely waiting for the word. To
one of them I have nearly committed myself, which fact, to a man of my
temperament, inclines me somewhat to the other. Here I am anxious to
confide in you, and yet I feel that I risk a fight every time I talk
about the complication. You have no sympathy for me, Renny, when I need
sympathy; while I am bubbling over with sympathy for you, and you won’t
have it. Now, what would you do if you were in my fix? If you would take
five minutes and show me clearly which of the two girls I really ought
to marry, it would help me ever so much, for then I would be sure to
settle on the other. It is the indecision that is slowly but surely
sapping my vitality.”

By this time, Renmark would have pulled his soft felt hat over his eyes,
and, muttering words that would have echoed strangely in the silent
halls of the university building, would plunge into the forest. Yates
generally looked after his retreating figure without anger, but with
mild wonder.

“Well, of all cantankerous cranks he is the worst,” he would say with a
sigh. “It is sad to see the temple of friendship tumble down about one’s
ears in this way.” At their last talk of this kind Yates resolved not to
discuss the problem again with the professor, unless a crisis came.
The crisis came in the form of Stoliker, who dropped in on Yates as the
latter lay in the hammock, smoking and enjoying a thrilling romance. The
camp was strewn with these engrossing, paper-covered works, and Yates
had read many of them, hoping to came across a case similar to his own,
but up to the time of Stoliker’s visit he had not succeeded.

“Hello, Stoliker! how’s things? Got the cuffs in your pocket? Want to
have another tour across country with me?”

“No. But I came to warn you. There will be a warrant out to-morrow or
next day, and, if I were you, I would get over to the other side; though
you need never say I told you. Of course, if they give the warrant to
me, I shall have to arrest you; and although nothing may be done to you,
still, the country is in a state of excitement, and you will at least be
put to some inconvenience.”

“Stoliker,” cried Yates, springing out of the hammock, “you are a white
man! You’re a good fellow, Stoliker, and I’m ever so much obliged.
If you ever come to New York, you call on me at the _Argus_
office,--anybody will show you where it is,--and I’ll give you the
liveliest time you ever had in your life. It won’t cost you a cent,

“That’s all right,” said the constable. “Now, if I were you, I would
light out to-morrow at the latest.”

“I will,” said Yates.

Stoliker disappeared quietly among the trees, and Yates, after a
moment’s thought, began energetically to pack up his belongings. It was
dark before he had finished, and Renmark returned.

“Stilly,” cried the reporter cheerily, “there’s a warrant out for my
arrest. I shall have to go to-morrow at the latest!”

“What! to jail?” cried his horrified friend, his conscience now
troubling him, as the parting came, for his lack of kindness to an old

“Not if the court knows herself. But to Buffalo, which is pretty much
the same thing. Still, thank goodness, I don’t need to stay there long.
I’ll be in New York before I’m many days older. I yearn to plunge into
the arena once more. The still, calm peacefulness of this whole vacation
has made me long for excitement again, and I’m glad the warrant has
pushed me into the turmoil.”

“Well, Richard, I’m sorry you have to go under such conditions. I’m
afraid I have not been as companionable a comrade as you should have

“Oh, you’re all right, Renny. The trouble with you is that you have
drawn a little circle around Toronto University, and said to yourself:
‘This is the world.’ It isn’t, you know. There is something outside of
all that.”

“Every man, doubtless, has his little circle. Yours is around the
_Argus_ office.”

“Yes, but there are special wires from that little circle to all the
rest of the world, and soon there will be an Atlantic cable.”

“I do not hold that my circle is as large as yours; still, there is
something outside of New York, even.”

“You bet your life there is; and, now that you are in a more sympathetic
frame of mind, it is that I want to talk with you about. Those two girls
are outside my little circle, and I want to bring one of them within it.
Now, Renmark, which of those girls would you choose if you were me?”

The professor drew in his breath sharply, and was silent for a moment.
At last he said, speaking slowly:

“I am afraid, Mr. Yates, that you do not quite appreciate my point of
view. As you may think I have acted in an unfriendly manner, I will
try for the first and final time to explain it. I hold that any man who
marries a good woman gets more than he deserves, no matter how worthy he
may be. I have a profound respect for all women, and I think that your
light chatter about choosing between two is an insult to both of them. I
think either of them is infinitely too good for you--or for me either.”

“Oh, you do, do you? Perhaps you think that you would make a much better
husband than I. If that is the case, allow me to say you are entirely
wrong. If your wife was sensitive, you would kill her with your gloomy
fits. I wouldn’t go off in the woods and sulk, anyhow.”

“If you are referring to me, I will further inform you that I had
either to go off in the woods or knock you down. I chose the less of two

“Think you could do it, I suppose? Renny, you’re conceited. You’re not
the first man who has made such a mistake, and found he was barking
up the wrong tree when it was too late for anything but bandages and

“I have tried to show you how I feel regarding this matter. I might have
known I should not succeed. We will end the discussion, if you please.”

“Oh, no. The discussion is just beginning. Now, Renny, I’ll tell you
what you need. You need a good, sensible wife worse than any man I
know. It is not yet too late to save you, but it soon will be. You will,
before long, grow a crust on you like a snail, or a lobster, or any
other cold-blooded animal that gets a shell on itself. Then nothing can
be done for you. Now, let me save you, Renny, before it is too late.
Here is my proposition: You choose one of those girls and marry her.
I’ll take the other. I’m not as unselfish as I may seem in this, for
your choice will save me the worry of making up my own mind. According
to your talk, either of the girls is too good for you, and for once I
entirely agree with you. But let that pass. Now, which one is it to be?”

“Good God! man, do you think I am going to bargain with you about my
future wife?”

“That’s right, Renny. I like to hear you swear. It shows you are not
yet the prig you would have folks believe. There’s still hope for you,
professor. Now, I’ll go further with you. Although I cannot make up my
mind just what to do myself, I can tell instantly which is the girl for
you, and thus we solve both problems at one stroke. You need a wife
who will take you in hand. You need one who will not put up with your
tantrums, who will be cheerful, and who will make a man of you. Kitty
Bartlett is the girl. She will tyrannize over you, just as her mother
does over the old man. She will keep house to the queen’s taste, and
delight in getting you good things to eat. Why, everything is as plain
as a pikestaff. That shows the benefit of talking over a thing. You
marry Kitty, and I’ll marry Margaret. Come, let’s shake hands over it.”
 Yates held up his right hand, ready to slap it down on the open palm of
the professor, but there was no response. Yates’ hand came down to his
side again, but he had not yet lost the enthusiasm of his proposal. The
more he thought of it the more fitting it seemed.

“Margaret is such a sensible, quiet, level-headed girl that, if I am as
flippant as you say, she will be just the wife for me. There are depths
in my character, Renmark, that you have not suspected.”

“Oh, you’re deep.”

“I admit it. Well, a good, sober-minded woman would develop the best
that is in me. Now, what do you say, Renny?”

“I say nothing. I am going into the woods again, dark as it is.”

“Ah, well,” said Yates with a sigh, “there’s no doing anything with you
or for you. I’ve tried my best; that is one consolation. Don’t go away.
I’ll let fate decide. Here goes for a toss-up.”

And Yates drew a silver half dollar from his pocket. “Heads for
Margaret!” he cried. Renmark clinched his fist, took a step forward,
then checked himself, remembering that this was his last night with the
man who had at least once been his friend.

Yates merrily spun the coin in the air, caught it in one hand, and
slapped the other over it.

“Now for the turning point in the lives of two innocent beings.” He
raised the covering hand, and peered at the coin in the gathering gloom.
“Heads it is. Margaret Howard becomes Mrs. Richard Yates. Congratulate
me, professor.”

Renmark stood motionless as a statue, an object lesson in self-control.
Yates set his hat more jauntily on his head, and slipped the
epoch-making coin into his trousers pocket.

“Good-by, old man,” he said. “I’ll see you later, and tell you all the

Without waiting for the answer, for which he probably knew there would
have been little use in delaying, Yates walked to the fence and sprang
over it, with one hand on the top rail. Renmark stood still for some
minutes, then, quietly gathering underbrush and sticks large and small,
lighted a fire, and sat down on a log, with his head in his hands.


Yates walked merrily down the road, whistling “Gayly the troubadour.”
 Perhaps there is no moment in a man’s life when he feels the joy of
being alive more keenly than when he goes to propose to a girl of whose
favorable answer he is reasonably sure--unless it be the moment he walks
away an accepted lover. There is a magic about a June night, with its
soft, velvety darkness and its sweet, mild air laden with the perfumes
of wood and field. The enchantment of the hour threw its spell over the
young man, and he resolved to live a better life, and be worthy of the
girl he had chosen, or, rather, that fate had chosen for him. He paused
a moment, leaning over the fence near the Howard homestead, for he had
not yet settled in his own mind the details of the meeting. He would
not go in, for in that case he knew he would have to talk, perhaps for
hours, with everyone but the person he wished to meet. If he announced
himself and asked to see Margaret alone, his doing so would embarrass
her at the very beginning. Yates was naturally too much of a diplomat to
begin awkwardly. As he stood there, wishing chance would bring her out
of the house, there appeared a light in the door-window of the room
where he knew the convalescent boy lay. Margaret’s shadow formed a
silhouette on the blind. Yates caught up a handful of sand, and flung
it lightly against the pane. Its soft patter evidently attracted the
attention of the girl, for, after a moment’s pause, the window opened
carefully, while Margaret stepped quickly out and closed it, quietly
standing there.

“Margaret,” whispered Yates hardly above his breath.

The girl advanced toward the fence.

“Is that _you_?” she whispered in return, with an accent on the last
word that thrilled her listener. The accent told plainly as speech that
the word represented the one man on earth to her.

“Yes,” answered Yates, springing over the fence and approaching her.

“Oh!” cried Margaret, starting back, then checking herself, with a catch
in her voice. “You--you startled me--Mr. Yates.”

“Not Mr. Yates any more, Margaret, but Dick. Margaret, I wanted to see
you alone. You know why I have come.” He tried to grasp both her hands,
but she put them resolutely behind her, seemingly wishing to retreat,
yet standing her ground.

“Margaret, you must have seen long ago how it is with me. I love you,
Margaret, loyally and truly. It seems as if I had loved you all my life.
I certainly have since the first day I saw you.”

“Oh, Mr. Yates, you must not talk to me like this.”

“My darling, how else _can_ I talk to you? It cannot be a surprise to
you, Margaret. You must have known it long ago.”

“I did not, indeed I did not--if you really mean it.”

“Mean it? I never meant anything as I mean this. It is everything to
me, and nothing else is anything. I have knocked about the world a good
deal, I admit, but I never was in love before--never knew what love was
until I met you. I tell you that----”

“Please, please, Mr. Yates, do not say anything more. If it is really
true, I cannot tell you how sorry I am. I hope nothing I have said or
done has made you believe that--that--Oh, I do not know what to say! I
never thought you could be in earnest about anything.”

“You surely cannot have so misjudged me, Margaret. Others have, but I
did not expect it of you. You are far and away better than I am. No one
knows that so well as I. I do not pretend to be worthy of you, but I
will be a devoted husband to you. Any man who gets the love of a good
woman,” continued Yates earnestly, plagiarizing Renmark, “gets more
than he deserves; but surely such love as mine is not given merely to be
scornfully trampled underfoot.”

“I do not treat your--you scornfully. I am only sorry if what you say is

“Why do you say _if_ it is true? Don’t you know it is true?”

“Then I am very sorry--very, _very_ sorry, and I hope it is through
no fault of mine. But you will soon forget me. When you return to New

“Margaret,” said the young man bitterly, “I shall never forget you.
Think what you are doing before it is too late. Think how much this
means to me. If you finally refuse me, you will wreck my life. I am the
sort of man that a woman can make or mar. Do not, I beg of you, ruin the
life of the man who loves you.”

“I am not a missionary,” cried Margaret with sudden anger. “If your life
is to be wrecked, it will be through your own foolishness, and not from
any act of mine. I think it cowardly of you to say that I am to be
held responsible. I have no wish to influence your future one way or

“Not for good, Margaret?” asked Yates with tender reproach.

“No. A man whose good or bad conduct depends on anyone but himself is
not my ideal of a man.”

“Tell me what your ideal is, so that I may try to attain it.”

Margaret was silent.

“You think it will be useless for me to try?”

“As far as I am concerned, yes.”

“Margaret, I want to ask you one more question. I have no right to, but
I beg you to answer me. Are you in love with anyone else?”

“No!” cried Margaret hotly. “How dare you ask me such a question?”

“Oh, it is not a crime--that is, being in love with someone else is not.
I’ll tell you why I dare ask. I swear, by all the gods, that I shall win
you--if not this year, then next; and if not next, then the year after.
I was a coward to talk as I did; but I love you more now than I did even
then. All I want to know is that you are not in love with another man.

“I think you are very cruel in persisting as you do, when you have had
your answer. I say no. Never! never! never!--this year nor any other
year. Is not that enough?”

“Not for me. A woman’s ‘no’ may ultimately mean ‘yes.’”

“That is true, Mr. Yates,” replied Margaret, drawing herself up as one
who makes a final plunge. “You remember the question you asked me just
now?--whether I cared for anyone else? I said ‘no.’ That ‘no’ meant

He was standing between her and the window, so she could not escape by
the way she came. He saw she meditated flight, and made as though he
would intercept her, but she was too quick for him. She ran around the
house, and he heard a door open and shut.

He knew he was defeated. Dejectedly he turned to the fence, climbing
slowly over where he had leaped so lightly a few minutes before, and
walked down the road, cursing his fate. Although he admitted he was a
coward for talking to her as he had done about his wrecked life, yet
he knew now that every word he had spoken was true. What did the future
hold out to him? Not even the incentive to live. He found himself
walking toward the tent, but, not wishing to meet Renmark in his present
frame of mind, he turned and came out on the Ridge Road. He was tired
and broken, and resolved to stay in camp until they arrested him. Then
perhaps she might have some pity on him. Who was the other man she
loved? or had she merely said that to give finality to her refusal? In
his present mood he pictured the worst, and imagined her the wife of
some neighboring farmer--perhaps even of Stoliker. These country girls,
he said to himself, never believed a man was worth looking at unless
he owned a farm. He would save his money, and buy up the whole
neighborhood; _then_ she would realize what she had missed. He climbed
up on the fence beside the road, and sat on the top rail, with his heels
resting on a lower one, so that he might enjoy his misery without the
fatigue of walking. His vivid imagination pictured himself as the owner
in a few years’ time of a large section of that part of the country,
with mortgages on a good deal of the remainder, including the farm owned
by Margaret’s husband. He saw her now, a farmer’s faded wife, coming
to him and begging for further time in which to pay the seven per cent.
due. He knew he would act magnanimously on such an occasion, and grandly
give her husband all the time he required. Perhaps then she would
realize the mistake she had made. Or perhaps fame, rather than riches,
would be his line. His name would ring throughout the land. He might
become a great politician, and bankrupt Canada with a rigid tariff
law. The unfairness of making the whole innocent people suffer for the
inconsiderate act of one of them did not occur to him at the moment,
for he was humiliated and hurt. There is no bitterness like that which
assails the man who has been rejected by the girl he adores--while it
lasts. His eye wandered toward the black mass of the Howard house. It
was as dark as his thoughts. He turned his head slowly around, and, like
a bright star of hope, there glimmered up the road a flickering light
from the Bartletts’ parlor window. Although time had stopped as far as
he was concerned, he was convinced it could not be very late, or the
Bartletts would have gone to bed. It is always difficult to realize that
the greatest of catastrophes are generally over in a few minutes. It
seemed an age since he walked so hopefully away from the tent. As he
looked at the light the thought struck him that perhaps Kitty was alone
in the parlor. She at least would not have treated him so badly as the
other girl; and--and she was pretty, too, come to think of it. He always
did like a blonde better than a brunette.

A fence rail is not a comfortable seat. It is used in some parts of the
country in such a manner as to impress the sitter with the fact of its
extreme discomfort, and as a gentle hint that his presence is not wanted
in that immediate neighborhood. Yates recollected this, with a smile,
as he slid off and stumbled into the ditch by the side of the road. His
mind had been so preoccupied that he had forgotten about the ditch. As
he walked along the road toward the star that guided him he remembered
he had recklessly offered Miss Kitty to the callous professor. After
all, no one knew about the episode of a short time before except himself
and Margaret, and he felt convinced she was not a girl to boast of her
conquests. Anyhow, it didn’t matter. A man is surely master of himself.

As he neared the window he looked in. People are not particular about
lowering the blinds in the country. He was rather disappointed to see
Mrs. Bartlett sitting there knitting, like the industrious woman she
was. Still it was consoling to note that none of the men-folks were
present, and that Kitty, with her fluffy hair half concealing her face,
sat reading a book he had lent to her. He rapped at the door, and it was
opened by Mrs. Bartlett, with some surprise.

“For the land’s sake! is that you, Mr. Yates?”

“It is.”

“Come right in. Why, what’s the matter with you? You look as if you had
lost your best friend. Ah, I see how it is,”--Yates started,--“you have
run out of provisions, and are very likely as hungry as a bear.”

“You’ve hit it first time, Mrs. Bartlett. I dropped around to see if I
could borrow a loaf of bread. We don’t bake till to-morrow.”

Mrs. Bartlett laughed.

“Nice baking you would do if you tried it. I’ll get you a loaf in a
minute. Are you sure one is enough?”

“Quite enough, thank you.”

The good woman bustled out to the other room for the loaf, and Yates
made good use of her temporary absence.

“Kitty,” he whispered, “I want to see you alone for a few minutes. I’ll
wait for you at the gate. Can you slip out?”

Kitty blushed very red and nodded.

“They have a warrant out for my arrest, and I’m off to-morrow before
they can serve it. But I couldn’t go without seeing you. You’ll come,

Again Kitty nodded, after looking up at him in alarm when he spoke of
the warrant. Before anything further could be said Mrs. Bartlett came
in, and Kitty was absorbed in her book.

“Won’t you have something to eat now before you go back?”

“Oh, no, thank you, Mrs. Bartlett. You see, the professor is waiting for

“Let him wait, if he didn’t have sense enough to come.”

“He didn’t. I offered him the chance.”

“It won’t take us a moment to set the table. It is not the least

“Really, Mrs. Bartlett, you are very kind. I am not in the slightest
degree hungry now. I am merely taking some thought of the morrow. No; I
must be going, and thank you very much.”

“Well,” said Mrs. Bartlett, seeing him to the door, “if there’s anything
you want, come to me, and I will let you have it if it’s in the house.”

“You are too good to me,” said the young man with genuine feeling, “and
I don’t deserve it; but I may remind you of your promise--to-morrow.”

“See that you do,” she answered. “Good-night.”

Yates waited at the gate, placing the loaf on the post, where he forgot
it, much to the astonishment of the donor in the morning. He did not
have to wait long, for Kitty came around the house somewhat shrinkingly,
as one who was doing the most wicked thing that had been done since the
world began. Yates hastened to meet her, clasping one of her unresisting
hands in his.

“I must be off to-morrow,” he began.

“I am very sorry,” answered Kitty in a whisper.

“Ah, Kitty, you are not half so sorry as I am. But I intend to come
back, if you will let me. Kitty, you remember that talk we had in the
kitchen, when we--when there was an interruption, and when I had to go
away with our friend Stoliker?”

Kitty indicated that she remembered it.

“Well, of course you know what I wanted to say to you. Of course you
know what I want to say to you now.”

It seemed, however, that in this he was mistaken, for Kitty had not the
slightest idea, and wanted to go into the house, for it was late, and
her mother would miss her.

“Kitty, you darling little humbug, you know that I love you. You must
know that I have loved you ever since the first day I saw you, when you
laughed at me. Kitty, I want you to marry me and make something of me,
if that is possible. I am a worthless fellow, not half good enough for a
little pet like you; but, Kitty, if you will only say ‘yes,’ I will try,
and try hard, to be a better man than I have ever been before.”

Kitty did not say “yes” but she placed her disengaged hand, warm and
soft, upon his, and Yates was not the man to have any hesitation about
what to do next. To practical people it may seem an astonishing thing
that, the object of the interview being happily accomplished, there
should be any need of prolonging it; yet the two lingered there, and he
told her much of his past life, and of how lonely and sordid it had been
because he had no one to care for him--at which her pretty eyes filled
with tears. She felt proud and happy to think she had won the first
great love of a talented man’s life, and hoped she would make him happy,
and in a measure atone for the emptiness of the life that had gone
before. She prayed that he might always be as fond of her as he was
then, and resolved to be worthy of him if she could.

Strange to say, her wishes have been amply fulfilled, and few wives are
as happy or as proud of their husbands as Kitty Yates. The one woman who
might have put the drop of bitterness in her cup of life merely kissed
her tenderly when Kitty told her of the great joy that had come to her,
and said she was sure she would be happy; and thus for the second time
Margaret told the thing that was not, but for once Margaret was wrong in
her fears.

Yates walked to the tent a glorified man, leaving his loaf on the
gatepost behind him. Few realize that it is quite as pleasant to be
loved as to love. The verb “to love” has many conjugations. The earth he
trod was like no other ground he had ever walked upon. The magic of the
June night was never so enchanting before. He strode along with his head
and his thoughts in the clouds, and the Providence that cares for the
intoxicated looked after him, and saw that the accepted lover came to no
harm. He leaped the fence without even putting his hand to it, and then
was brought to earth again by the picture of a man sitting with his head
in his hands beside a dying fire.


Yates stood for a moment regarding the dejected attitude of his friend.

“Hello, old man!” he cried, “you have the most ‘hark-from-the-tombs’
appearance I ever saw. What’s the matter?”

Renmark looked up.

“Oh, it’s you, is it?”

“Of course it’s I. Been expecting anybody else?”

“No. I have been waiting for you, and thinking of a variety of things.”

“You look it. Well, Renny, congratulate me, my boy. She’s mine, and I’m
hers--which are two ways of stating the same delightful fact. I’m up
in a balloon, Renny. I’m engaged to the prettiest, sweetest, and most
delightful girl there is from the Atlantic to the Pacific. What d’ye
think of that? Say, Renmark, there’s nothing on earth like it. You
ought to reform and go in for being in love. It would make a man of you.
Champagne isn’t to be compared to it. Get up here and dance, and don’t
sit there like a bear nursing a sore paw. Do you comprehend that I am to
be married to the darlingest girl that lives?”

“God help her!”

“That’s what I say. Every day of her life, bless her! But I don’t say it
quite in that tone, Renmark. What’s the matter with you? One would think
you were in love with the girl yourself, if such a thing were possible.”

“Why is it not possible?”

“If that is a conundrum, I can answer it the first time. Because you
are a fossil. You are too good, Renny; therefore dull and uninteresting.
Now, there is nothing a woman likes so much as to reclaim a man. It
always annoys a woman to know that the man she is interested in has a
past with which she has had nothing to do. If he is wicked and she can
sort of make him over, like an old dress, she revels in the process. She
flatters herself she makes a new man of him, and thinks she owns that
new man by right of manufacture. We owe it to the sex, Renny, to give
‘em a chance at reforming us. I have known men who hated tobacco take
to smoking merely to give it up joyfully for the sake of the women
they loved. Now, if a man is perfect to begin with, what is a dear,
ministering angel of a woman to do with him? Manifestly nothing. The
trouble with you, Renny, is that you are too evidently ruled by a
good and well-trained conscience, and naturally all women you meet
intuitively see this, and have no use for you. A little wickedness would
be the making of you.”

“You think, then, that if a man’s impulse is to do what his conscience
tells him is wrong, he should follow his impulse, and not his

“You state the case with unnecessary seriousness. I believe that an
occasional blow-out is good for a man. But if you ever have an impulse
of that kind, I think you should give way to it for once, just to see
how it feels. A man who is too good gets conceited about himself.”

“I half believe you are right, Mr. Yates,” said the professor, rising.
“I will act on your advice, and, as you put it, see how it feels. My
conscience tells me that I should congratulate you, and wish you a long
and happy life with the girl you have--I won’t say chosen, but tossed up
for. The natural man in me, on the other hand, urges me to break every
bone in your worthless body. Throw off your coat, Yates.”

“Oh, I say, Renmark, you’re crazy.”

“Perhaps so. Be all the more on your guard, if you believe it. A lunatic
is sometimes dangerous.”

“Oh, go away. You’re dreaming. You’re talking in your sleep. What!
Fight? Tonight? Nonsense!”

“Do you want me to strike you before you are ready?”

“No, Renny, no. My wants are always modest. I don’t wish to fight at
all, especially to-night. I’m a reformed man, I tell you. I have no
desire to bid good-by to my best girl with a black eye to-morrow.”

“Then stop talking, if you can, and defend yourself.”

“It’s impossible to fight here in the dark. Don’t flatter yourself for
a moment that I am afraid. You just spar with yourself and get limbered
up, while I put some wood on the fire. This is too ridiculous.”

Yates gathered some fuel, and managed to coax the dying embers into a

“There,” he said, “that’s better. Now, let me have a look at you. In the
name of wonder, Renny, what do you want to fight me for to-night?”

“I refuse to give my reason.”

“Then I refuse to fight. I’ll run, and I can beat you in a foot race any
day in the week. Why, you’re worse than her father. He at least let me
know why he fought me.”

“Whose father?”

“Kitty’s father, of course--my future father-in-law. And that’s another
ordeal ahead of me. I haven’t spoken to the old man yet, and I need all
my fighting grit for that.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Isn’t my language plain? It usually is.”

“To whom are you engaged? As I understand your talk, it is to Miss
Bartlett. Am I right?”

“Right as rain, Renny. This fire is dying down again. Say, can’t we
postpone our fracas until daylight? I don’t want to gather any more
wood. Besides, one of us is sure to be knocked into the fire, and thus
ruin whatever is left of our clothes. What do you say?”

“Say? I say I am an idiot.”

“Hello! reason is returning, Renny. I perfectly agree with you.”

“Thank you. Then you did not propose to Mar--to Miss Howard?”

“Now, you touch upon a sore spot, Renmark, that I am trying to forget.
You remember the unfortunate toss-up; in fact, I think you referred to
it a moment ago, and you were justly indignant about it at the time.
Well, I don’t care to talk much about the sequel; but, as you know the
beginning, you will have to know the end, because I want to wring a
sacred promise from you. You are never to mention this episode of the
toss-up, or of my confession, to any living soul. The telling of it
might do harm, and it couldn’t possibly do any good. Will you promise?”

“Certainly. But do not tell me unless you wish to.”

“I don’t exactly yearn to talk about it, but it is better you should
understand how the land lies, so you won’t make any mistake. Not on _my_
account, you know, but I would not like it to come to Kitty’s ears. Yes,
I proposed to Margaret--first. She wouldn’t look at me. Can you credit

“Well, now that you mention it, I----”

“Exactly. I see you _can_ credit it. Well, I couldn’t at first; but
Margaret knows her own mind, there’s no question about _that_. Say!
she’s in love with some other fellow. I found out that much.”

“You asked her, I presume.”

“Well, it’s my profession to find out things; and, naturally, if I do
that for my paper, it is not likely I am going to be behindhand when it
comes to myself. She denied it at first, but admitted it afterward, and
then bolted.”

“You must have used great tact and delicacy.”

“See here, Renmark; I’m not going to stand any of your sneering. I told
you this was a sore subject with me. I’m not telling you because I like
to, but because I have to. Don’t put me in fighting humor, Mr. Renmark.
If _I_ talk fight, I won’t begin for no reason and then back out for no
reason. I’ll go on.”

“I’ll be discreet, and beg to take back all I said. What else?”

“Nothing else. Isn’t that enough? It was more than enough for me--at the
time. I tell you, Renmark, I spent a pretty bad half hour sitting on the
fence and thinking about it.”

“So long as that?”

Yates rose from the fire indignantly.

“I take that back, too,” cried the professor hastily. “I didn’t mean

“It strikes me you’ve become awfully funny all of a sudden. Don’t you
think it’s about time we took to our bunks? It’s late.”

Renmark agreed with him but did not turn in. He walked to the friendly
fence, laid his arms along the top rail, and gazed at the friendly
stars. He had not noticed before how lovely the night was, with its
impressive stillness, as if the world had stopped, as a steamer stops in
mid-ocean. After quieting his troubled spirit with the restful stars he
climbed the fence and walked down the road, taking little heed of the
direction. The still night was a soothing companion. He came at last to
a sleeping village of wooden houses, and through the center of the town
ran a single line of rails, an iron link connecting the unknown hamlet
with all civilization. A red and a green light glimmered down the line,
giving the only indication that a train ever came that way. As he went a
mile or two farther the cool breath of the great lake made itself felt,
and after crossing a field he suddenly came upon the water, finding all
further progress in that direction barred. Huge sand dunes formed the
shore, covered with sighing pines. At the foot of the dunes stretched
a broad beach of firm sand, dimly visible in contrast with the darker
water; and at long intervals fell the light ripple of the languid summer
waves, running up the beach with a half-asleep whisper, that became
softer and softer until it was merged in the silence beyond. Far out on
the dark waters a point of light, like a floating star, showed where a
steamer was slowly making her way; and so still was the night that he
felt rather than heard her pulsating engines. It was the only sign of
life visible from that enchanted bay--the bay of the silver beach.

Renmark threw himself down on the soft sand at the foot of a dune.
The point of light gradually worked its way to the west, following,
doubtless unconsciously, the star of empire, and disappeared around the
headland, taking with it a certain vague sense of companionship. But the
world is very small, and a man is never quite as much alone as he thinks
he is. Renmark heard the low hoot of an owl among the trees, which
cry he was astonished to hear answered from the water. He sat up and
listened. Presently there grated on the sand the keel of a boat, and
someone stepped ashore. From the woods there emerged the shadowy forms
of three men. Nothing was said, but they got silently into the boat,
which might have been Charon’s craft for all he could see of it. The
rattle of the rowlocks and the plash of oars followed, while a voice
cautioned the rowers to make less noise. It was evident that some
belated fugitives were eluding the authorities of both countries.
Renmark thought, with a smile, that if Yates were in his place he would
at least give them a fright. A sharp command to an imaginary company
to load and fire would travel far on such a night, and would give the
rowers a few moments of great discomfort. Renmark, however, did not
shout, but treated the episode as part of the mystical dream, and lay
down on the sand again. He noticed that the water in the east seemed
to feel the approach of morning even before the sky. Gradually the
day dawned, a slowly lightening gray at first, until the coming sun
spattered a filmy cloud with gold and crimson. Renmark watched the glory
of the sunrise, took one lingering look at the curved beauty of the
bay shore, shook the sand from his clothing, and started back for the
village and the camp beyond.

The village was astir when he reached it. He was surprised to see
Stoliker on horseback in front of one of the taverns. Two assistants
were with him, also seated on horses. The constable seemed disturbed by
the sight of Renmark, but he was there to do his duty.

“Hello!” he cried, “you’re up early. I have a warrant for the arrest of
your friend: I suppose you won’t tell me where he is?”

“You can’t expect me to give any information that will get a friend into
trouble, can you? especially as he has done nothing.”

“That’s as may turn out before a jury,” said one of the assistants

“Yes,” assented, Stoliker, winking quietly at the professor. “That is
for judge and jury to determine--not you.”

“Well,” said Renmark, “I will not inform about anybody, unless I am
compelled to do so, but I may save you some trouble by telling where I
have been and what I have seen. I am on my way back from the lake. If
you go down there, you will still see the mark of a boat’s keel on the
sand, and probably footprints. A boat came over from the other shore in
the night, and a man got on board. I don’t say who the man was, and I
had nothing to do with the matter in any way except as a spectator. That
is all the information I have to give.”

Stoliker turned to his assistants, and nodded. “What did I tell you?” he
asked. “We were right on his track.”

“You said the railroad,” grumbled the man who had spoken before.

“Well, we were within two miles of him. Let us go down to the lake and
see the traces. Then we can return the warrant.”

Renmark found Yates still asleep in the tent. He prepared breakfast
without disturbing him. When the meal was ready, he roused the reporter
and told him of his meeting with Stoliker, advising him to get back to
New York without delay.

Yates yawned sleepily.

“Yes,” he said, “I’ve been dreaming it all out. I’ll get father-in-law
to tote me out to Fort Erie to-night.”

“Do you think it will be safe to put it off so long?”

“Safer than trying to get away during the day. After breakfast I’m going
down to the Bartlett homestead. Must have a talk with the old folks,
you know. I’ll spend the rest of the day making up for that interview
by talking with Kitty. Stoliker will never search for me there, and,
now that he thinks I’m gone, he will likely make a visit to the tent.
Stoliker is a good fellow, but his strong point is duty, you know; and
if he’s certain I’m gone, he’ll give his country the worth of its money
by searching. I won’t be back for dinner, so you can put in your time
reading my Dime Novels. I make no reflections on your cooking, Renny,
now that the vacation is over; but I have my preferences, and they
incline toward a final meal with the Bartletts. If I were you, I’d have
a nap. You look tired out.”

“I am,” said the professor.

Renmark intended to lie down for a few moments until Yates was clear of
the camp, after which he determined to pay a visit; but Nature, when she
got him locked up in sleep, took her revenge. He did not hear Stoliker
and his satellites search the premises, just as Yates had predicted they
would; and when he finally awoke, he found to his astonishment that
it was nearly dark. But he was all the better for his sleep, and he
attended to his personal appearance with more than ordinary care.

Old Hiram Bartlett accepted the situation with the patient and grim
stolidity of a man who takes a blow dealt him by a Providence known by
him to be inscrutable. What he had done to deserve it was beyond his
comprehension. He silently hitched up his horses, and, for the first
time in his life, drove into Fort Erie without any reasonable excuse for
going there. He tied his team at the usual corner, after which he sat at
one of the taverns and drank strong waters that had no apparent effect
on him. He even went so far as to smoke two native cigars; and a man
who can do that can do anything. To bring up a daughter who would
deliberately accept a man from “the States,” and to have a wife who
would aid and abet such an action, giving comfort and support to the
enemy, seemed to him traitorous to all the traditions of 1812, or any
other date in the history of the two countries. At times wild ideas of
getting blind full, and going home to break every breakable thing in the
house, rose in his mind; but prudence whispered that he had to live all
the rest of his life with his wife, and he realized that this scheme of
vengeance had its drawbacks. Finally, he untied his patient team, after
paying his bill, and drove silently home, not having returned, even by
a nod, any of the salutations tendered to him that day. He was somewhat
relieved to find no questions were asked, and that his wife recognized
the fact that he was passing through a crisis. Nevertheless, there was
a steely glitter in her eye under which he uneasily quailed, for it told
him a line had been reached which it would not be well for him to cross.
She forgave, but it must not go any further.

When Yates kissed Kitty good-night at the gate, he asked her, with some
trepidation, whether she had told anyone of their engagement.

“No one but Margaret,” said Kitty.

“And what did she say?” asked Yates, as if, after all, her opinion was
of no importance.

“She said she was sure I should be happy, and she knew you would make a
good husband.”

“She’s rather a nice girl, is Margaret,” remarked Yates, with the air
of a man willing to concede good qualities to a girl other than his own,
but indicating, after all, that there was but one on earth for him.

“She is a lovely girl,” said Kitty enthusiastically. “I wonder, Dick,
when you knew her, why you ever fell in love with me.”

“The idea! I haven’t a word to say against Margaret; but, compared with
my girl----”

And he finished his sentence with a practical illustration of his frame
of mind.

As he walked alone down the road he reflected that Margaret had acted
very handsomely, and he resolved to drop in and wish her good-by. But as
he approached the house his courage began to fail him, and he thought
it better to sit on the fence, near the place where he had sat the night
before, and think it over. It took a good deal of thinking. But as he
sat there it was destined that Yates should receive some information
which would simplify matters. Two persons came slowly out of the gate
in the gathering darkness. They strolled together up the road past him,
absorbed in themselves. When directly opposite the reporter, Renmark put
his arm around Margaret’s waist, and Yates nearly fell off the fence.
He held his breath until they were safely out of hearing, then slid down
and crawled along in the shadow until he came to the side road, up which
he walked, thoughtfully pausing every few moments to remark: “Well, I’ll
be----” But speech seemed to have failed him; he could get no further.

He stopped at the fence and leaned against it, gazing for the last time
at the tent, glimmering white, like a misshapen ghost, among the somber
trees. He had no energy left to climb over.

“Well, I’m a chimpanzee,” he muttered to himself at last. “The highest
bidder can have me, with no upset price. Dick Yates, I wouldn’t have
believed it of you. _You_ a newspaper man? _You_ a reporter from ‘way
back? _You_ up to snuff? Yates, I’m ashamed to be seen in your company!
Go back to New York, and let the youngest reporter in from a country
newspaper scoop the daylight out of you. To think that this thing has
been going on right under your well-developed nose, and you never saw
it--worse, never had the faintest suspicion of it; that it was thrust at
you twenty times a day--nearly got your stupid head smashed on account
of it; yet you bleated away like the innocent little lamb that you are,
and never even suspected! Dick, you’re a three-sheet-poster fool in
colored ink. And to think that both of them know all about the first
proposal! _Both_ of them! Well, thank Heaven, Toronto is a long way from
New York.”


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