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Title: The Man Who Found Himself - (Uncle Simon)
Author: Stacpoole, Margaret, Stacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
Language: English
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THE MAN WHO FOUND HIMSELF



_By H. DE VERE STACPOOLE_


THE BEACH OF DREAMS
THE GHOST GIRL
THE MAN WHO LOST HIMSELF
THE GOLD TRAIL
SEA PLUNDER
THE PEARL FISHERS
THE PRESENTATION
THE NEW OPTIMISM
POPPYLAND
THE POEMS OF FRANÇOIS VILLON
  _Translated by H. De Vere Stacpoole_



The Man Who Found Himself
(Uncle Simon)

_By_
MARGARET AND H. DE VERE STACPOOLE

NEW YORK
JOHN LANE COMPANY
MCMXX


Copyright, 1920,
BY STREET & SMITH

Copyright, 1920,
BY JOHN LANE COMPANY



CONTENTS


PART I

CHAPTER                                     PAGE
   I. SIMON                                    9

  II. MUDD                                    12

 III. DR. OPPENSHAW                           20

  IV. DR. OPPENSHAW--_continued_              30

   V. I WILL NOT BE HIM                       34

  VI. TIDD AND RENSHAW                        42

 VII. THE WALLET                              46


PART II

   I. THE SOUL'S AWAKENING                    51

  II. MOXON AND MUDD                          60

 III. SIMON'S OLD-FASHIONED NIGHT IN TOWN     73


PART III

   I. THE LAST SOVEREIGN                      87

  II. UNCLE SIMON                            105

 III. THE HUNDRED-POUND NOTE                 121

  IV. THE HUNDRED-POUND NOTE--_continued_    129

   V. THE HOME OF THE NIGHTINGALES           144

  VI. THE FLIGHT OF THE DRAGONFLY            154

 VII. NINE HUNDRED POUNDS                    164

 III. PALL MALL PLACE                        173

  IX. JULIA                                  181


PART IV

   I. THE GARDEN-PARTY                       191

  II. HORN                                   200

 III. JULIA--_continued_                     209

  IV. HORN--_continued_                      216

   V. TIDD _versus_ RENSHAW                  221

  VI. WHAT HAPPENED TO SIMON                 234

 VII. TIDD _versus_ BROWNLOW                 238

VIII. IN THE ARBOUR                          240

  IX. CHAPTER THE LAST                       243



PART I


THE MAN WHO FOUND HIMSELF



CHAPTER I

SIMON


King Charles Street lies in Westminster; you turn a corner and find
yourself in Charles Street as one might turn a corner and find oneself
in History. The cheap, the nasty, and the new vanish, and fine old
comfortable houses of red brick, darkened by weather and fog, take you
into their keeping, tell you that Queen Anne is not dead, amuse you with
pictures of Sedan chairs and running footmen and discharge you at the
other end into the twentieth century from whence you came.

Simon Pettigrew lived at No. 12, where his father, his grandfather, and
his great-grandfather had lived before him--lawyers all of them. So
respected, so rooted in the soil of the Courts as to be less a family of
lawyers than a minor English Institution. Divorce your mind entirely
from all petty matters of litigation in connection with the Pettigrews,
Simon or any of his forebears would have appeared just as readily in
their shirt-sleeves in Fleet Street as in County or Police Court for or
against the defendant; they were old family lawyers and they had a fair
proportion of the old English families in their keeping--deed-boxes
stuffed with papers, secrets to make one's hair curl.

To the general public this great and potent firm was almost unknown, yet
Pettigrew and Pettigrew had cut off enough heirs to furnish material for
a dozen Braddon novels, had smothered numerous screaming tragedies in
high life and buried them at dead of night, and all without a wrinkle on
the brow of the placid old firm that drove its curricle through the
reigns of the Georges, took snuff in the days of Palmerston, and in the
days of Edward Rex still refused to employ the typewriter.

Simon, the last of the firm, unmarried and without near relation, was at
the time of this story turned sixty--a clean-shaven, bright-eyed,
old-fashioned type of man, sedate, famed for his cellar, and a member of
the Athenæum. A man you never, never would have imagined to possess such
a thing as a Past. Never would have imagined to have been filled with
that semi-diabolical, semi-angelical joy of life which leads to the
follies of youth.

All the same, Simon, between the ages of twenty-one and twenty-two, had
raked the town vigorously more than viciously, haunted Evans'
supper-rooms, fallen madly in love with an actress, enjoyed life as only
the young can enjoy life in the gorgeous, dazzling, deceitful country of
Youth.

Driving in hansom cabs was then a pleasure! New clothes and outrageous
shirts and ties a delight, actresses goddesses. Then, one day his
actress turned out an actress, and the following night he came out of
the Cocoa Tree owing a gambling debt of a thousand pounds that he could
not pay. His father paid on his promising to turn over a new leaf, which
he did. But his youth was checked, his brightness eclipsed, and
arm-in-arm with common sense he set out on the long journey that led him
at last to the high position of a joyless, loveless, desolate, wealthy
solicitor of sixty--respected, very much respected. In fact, less a man
than a firm. Yet there still remained to him as a legacy of his youth, a
very pretty wit of his own, an irresponsible turn of talk when he gave
himself away--as at dinner-parties.



CHAPTER II

MUDD


Mudd was Simon's factotum, butler, and minister of inferior affairs.
Mudd was sixty-five and a bit; he had been in the services of the
Pettigrew family forty-five years, and had grown up, so to say, side by
side with Simon. For the last twenty years every morning Mudd had
brought up his master's tea, drawn up his blinds and set out his
clothes--seven thousand times or thereabouts, allowing for holidays and
illnesses. He was a clean-shaven old man, with rounded shoulders and a
way that had become blunt with long use; he only "sirred" Simon in the
presence of guests and servants, and had an open way of speaking on
matters of everyday affairs verging on the conjugal in its occasional
frankness.

This morning, the third of June, Mudd, having drawn up his master's
blinds and set out his boots and shaving things, vanished and returned
with his clothes, brushed and folded, and a jug of shaving water which
he placed on the wash-handstand.

"The arms will be out of this old coat if you go on wearing it much
longer," grumbled Mudd, as he placed the things on a chair. "It's been
in wear nearly a year and a half; you're heavy on the left elbow--it's
the desk does it."

"I'll see," said Simon.

He knew quite well the suggestion that lay in the tone and the words of
Mudd, but a visit to his tailors was almost on a par with a visit to his
dentists, and new clothes were an abhorrence. It took him a fortnight to
get used to a new coat, and as to being shabby, why, a decent shabbiness
was part of his personality and, vaguely perhaps, of his pride in life.
He could afford to be shabby.

Mudd having vanished, Simon rose and began his toilet, tubbing in a tin
bath--a flat Victorian tin bath--and shaving with a razor taken from a
case of seven, each marked with a day of the week.

This razor was marked "Tuesday."

Having carefully dried "Tuesday" and put it back between "Monday" and
"Wednesday," Simon closed the case with the care and precision that
marked all his actions, finished dressing, and looked out of the window
to see what sort of day it was.

A peep of glorious blue sky caught across the roofs of the opposite
houses informed him, leaving him unenthusiastic, and then, having wound
up his watch, he came downstairs to the Jacobean dining-room, where tea,
toast, frizzled bacon, and a well-aired _Times_ were awaiting him.

At a quarter to ten precisely Mudd opened the hall door, verified the
fact that the brougham was in waiting and informed his master, helped
him into his overcoat--a light summer overcoat--and closed the carriage
door on him.

A little after ten Simon reached Old Serjeants' Inn and entered his
office.

Brownlow, the chief clerk, had just arrived, and Simon, nodding to him,
passed into his private room, where his letters were laid out, hung up
his hat and coat, and set to business.

It was a sight to watch his face as he read letter after letter, laying
each in order under a marble paper-weight. One might have fancied
oneself watching Law at work, in seclusion and unadorned with robes. He
did not need glasses--his eyes were still the eyes of a young man.

Having finished his letters, he rang for his stenographer and began
dictating replies, sending out now and again for Brownlow to consult
upon details; then, this business finished and alone again, he sat
resting for a moment, leaning back in his chair and trimming his nails
with the little penknife that lay on the table. It was his custom at
twelve o'clock precisely to have a glass of old brown sherry. It was a
custom of the firm; Andrew Pettigrew had done the same in his day and
had handed on the habit to his son. If a favoured client were present
the client would be asked to have a glass, and the bottle and two
glasses were kept in the John Tann safe in the corner of the room. Ye
gods! Fancy in your modern solicitor's office a wine-bottle in the
principal safe and the solicitor asking a client to "have a drink"! Yet
the green-seal sherry, famous amidst the _cognoscenti_, and the safe and
the atmosphere of the room and the other-day figure of Simon, all were
in keeping, part of a unique and Georgian whole, like the component
parts of a Toby jug.

The old silver-faced clock on the mantel, having placed its finger on
midday, set up its silvery lisp, and Simon, rousing himself from his
reverie, rose, drew a bunch of keys from his pocket and opened the safe.

Then he stood looking at what was to be seen inside.

The safe contained two deed-boxes, one on top of the other, on the iron
fire-and-burglar-proof floor, and by the deed-boxes stood the sherry
bottle and the cut-glass satellite wine-glasses, whilst upon the topmost
deed-box reposed a black leather wallet.

Simon's eyes were fixed on the wallet, the thing seemed to hold him
spellbound; one might have fancied him gazing into the devilish-diamond
eyes of a coiled snake. The wallet had not been there when he closed the
safe last; there had been nothing in the safe but the boxes, the bottle
and the glasses, and of the safe there were but two keys, one at the
bank, one in his pocket. The manager of Cumber's Bank, a bald-headed
magnate with side-whiskers, even if he had means of access to the safe,
could not have been the author of this little trick, simply because the
key at the bank was out of his reach, being safely locked away in the
Pettigrew private deed-chest, and the key of the Pettigrew private
deed-chest was on the same bunch as that now hanging from the safe door.

The lock was unpickable.

Yet the look on Simon's face was less that of surprise at the thing
found than terror of the thing seen. Brownlow's head on a charger could
not have affected him much more.

Then, stretching out his hand, he took the wallet, brought it to the
table and opened it.

It contained bank-notes, beautiful, new, crisp Bank of England notes;
but the joy of the ordinary man in discovering a great unexpected wad of
bank-notes was not apparent in the face of Simon, unless beads of
perspiration are indications of joy. He turned to the sherry-bottle,
filled two glasses with a shaky hand and drained them; then he turned
again to the notes.

He sat down and, pushing the wallet aside, began to count them. Began to
count them feverishly, as though the result of the tally were a matter
of vast importance. There were four notes of a thousand, the rest were
hundreds and a few tens. Ten thousand pounds, that was the total.

He put the notes back in the case, buckled it, jumped up like a released
spring, flung the wallet on top of the deed-box and closed the safe with
a snap.

Then he stood, hands in pockets, examining the pattern of the Turkey
carpet.

At this moment a knock came to the door and a junior clerk appeared.

"What the devil do you want?" asked Simon.

The clerk stated his case. A Mr. Smith had called, craving an
interview.

"Ask Mr. Brownlow to see him," replied Simon; "but ask Mr. Brownlow to
step in here first."

In a moment Brownlow appeared.

"Brownlow," said Simon, "look up Dr. Oppenshaw's telephone number and
ask him can he give me ten minutes' interview before luncheon. Say it is
most urgently important. 110A, Harley Street, is his address--and, see
here, have a taxicab called--that's all."

Whilst Brownlow was away on his mission Simon put on his overcoat, put
on his hat, blew his nose lustily in the red bandanna handkerchief that
was part of his personality, opened the safe and took another peep at
the wallet, as if to make sure that the fairy hand that had placed it
there had not spirited it away again, and was in the act of locking the
safe when the senior clerk entered to say that Dr. Oppenshaw would be
visible at a quarter to one, and that Morgan, the office-boy, had
procured the cab.

Brownlow, though he managed to conceal his feelings, was disturbed by
the manner of his chief and by the telephone message to the doctor; by
the whole affair, in fact, for Simon never left the office till the
stroke of one, when the brougham called to take him to Simpson's in the
Strand for luncheon.

Was Simon ill? He ventured to put the question and nearly had his head
snapped off.

Ill! No, of course he wasn't ill, never better in his life; what on
earth put that idea into Brownlow's head?

Then the testy one departed in search of the taxi, and Brownlow returned
to his room and his duties.



CHAPTER III

DR. OPPENSHAW


Just as rabbit-burrows on the Arizona plain give shelter to a mixed
tenantry, a rabbit, an owl, and a snake often occupying the same hole,
so the Harley Street houses are, as a rule, divided up between dentists,
oculists, surgeons, and physicians, so that under the same roof you can,
if you are so minded, have your teeth extracted, your lungs percussed,
your eyes put right, and your surgical ailment seen to, each on a
different floor. Number 110A, Harley Street, however, contained only one
occupant--Dr. Otto Oppenshaw. Dr. Oppenshaw had no need of a sharer in
his rent burdens; a neurologist in the most nerve-ridden city of Europe,
he was making an income of some twenty-five thousand a year.

People were turned away from his door as from a theatre where a wildly
successful play is running. The main craving of fashionable neurotics, a
craving beyond, though often inspired by the craving for, the opium
alkaloids and cocaine, was to see Oppenshaw. Yet he was not much to
see: a little bald man like a turnip, with the manners of a butcher, and
gold-rimmed spectacles.

Dukes inspired with the desire to see Oppenshaw had to wait their turn
often behind tradesmen, yet he was at Simon Pettigrew's command. Simon
was his sometime lawyer. It was half-past twelve, or maybe a bit more,
when the taxi drew up at 110A and the lawyer, after a sharp legal
discussion over tuppence with the driver, mounted the steps and pressed
the bell.

The door was at once opened by a pale-faced man in black, who conducted
the visitor to the waiting-room, where a single patient was seated
reading a last year's volume of _Punch_ and not seeming to realise the
jokes.

This person was called out presently, and then came Simon's turn.

Oppenshaw got up from his desk and came forward to meet him.

"I'm sorry to bother you," said Simon, when they had exchanged
greetings. "It's a difficult matter I have come to consult you about,
and an important one, else I would not have cut into your time like
this."

"State your case," said the other jovially, retaking his seat and
pointing out a chair.

"That's the devil of it," replied Simon; "it's a case that lies out of
the jurisdiction of common sense and common knowledge. Look at me. Do I
look as though I were a dreamer or creature of fancies?"

"You certainly don't," said Oppenshaw frankly.

"Yet what I have to tell you disgusts me--will disgust you."

"I'm used to that, I'm used to that," said the other. "Nothing you can
say will alarm, disgust, or leave me incredulous."

"Well, here it is," said the patient, plunging into the matter as a man
into cold water. "A year ago--a year and four weeks, for it was on the
third of May--I went down to my office one morning and transacted my
business as usual. At twelve o'clock I--er--had occasion to open my
safe, a safe of which I alone possess the key. On the top of a deed-box
in that safe I found a brown-paper parcel tied with red tape. I was
astonished, for I had put no parcel in."

"You might have forgotten," said Oppenshaw.

"I never forget," replied Simon.

"Go on," said Oppenshaw.

"I opened the parcel. It contained bank-notes to the amount of ten
thousand pounds."

"H'm--h'm."

"Ten thousand pounds. I could not believe my eyes. I sent for my chief
clerk, Brownlow. He could not believe his eyes, and I fear he even
doubted the statement of the whole case. Now listen. I determined to go
to my bank, Cumber's, and make enquiries as to my balance, ridden by the
seemingly absurd idea that I myself had drawn this amount and forgotten
the fact. I may say at once this was the truth, I _had_ drawn it,
unknown to myself. Well, that was the third of May, and when and where
do you think I found myself next?"

"Go on," said Oppenshaw.

"In Paris on the third of June."

"Ah--ah."

"Everything between those dates was a blank."

"Your case is not absolutely common," said Oppenshaw. "Rare, but not
without precedent--read the papers. Why, only yesterday a woman was
found on a seat at Brighton. She had left London a week ago; the
interval was to her a complete blank, yet she had travelled about and
lived like an ordinary mortal in possession of her ordinary senses."

"Wait a bit," said Simon. "I was not found on a seat in Paris. I found
myself in a gorgeously-furnished sitting-room of the Bristol Hotel, and
I was dressed in clothes that might have suited a young man--a fool of
twenty, and I very soon found that I had been acting--acting like a
fool. Of the ten thousand only five thousand remained."

"Five thousand in a month," said Oppenshaw. "Well, you paid the price of
your temporary youth. Tell me," said he, "and be quite frank. What were
you like when you were young? I mean in mind and conduct?"

Simon moved wearily.

"I was a fool for a while," said he. "Then I suddenly checked myself and
became sensible."

Oppenshaw rapped twice with his fingers on his desk as if in triumph
over his own perception.

"That clears matters," said he. "You were undoubtedly suffering from
Lethmann's disease."

"Good Lord!" said Simon. "What's that?"

"It's a form of aberration--most interesting. You have heard of double
personalities, of which a great deal of nonsense has been written? Well,
Lethmann's disease is just this: a man, say, of twenty, suddenly checked
in the course of his youth, becomes practically another person. You,
for instance, became, or fancied you became, another person; you
suddenly 'checked yourself and became sensible,' as you put it, but you
did not destroy that old foolish self. Nothing is destructible in mind
as long as the brain-tissue is normal; you put it in prison, and after
the lapse of many years, owing, perhaps, to some slight declension in
brain power, it broke out, dominated you, and lived again. Youth must be
served.

"It would have been perhaps better for you to have let your youth run
its course and expend itself normally. You have paid the price of your
own will-power. I am very much interested in this. Tell me as faithfully
as you can what you did in Paris, or at least what you gathered that you
did. When you came to, did you remember your actions during the month of
aberration?"

"When I came to," said Simon, speaking almost with his teeth set, "I was
like a person stunned. Then I remembered, bit by bit, what I had been
doing, but it was like vaguely remembering what another man had been
doing."

"Right," said Oppenshaw, "that tallies with your case. Go on."

"I had been doing foolish things. I had been living, so to say, on the
surface of life, without a thought of anything but pleasure, without the
slightest recollection of myself as I am. I had been doing things that I
might have done at twenty--extravagant follies; yet I believe not any
really vicious acts. I had been drinking too much champagne, for one
thing, and there were several ladies.... Good Lord! Oppenshaw, I'd blush
to confess it to anyone else, but I'd been going on like a boy, picking
flowers at Fontainebleau--writing verses to one of these hussies. I
could remember that. Me!--verses about blue skies and streams and
things! Me! It's horrible!"

"Used you to write verses when you were young?"

"Yes," said Simon, "I believe I used to make that sort of fool of
myself."

"You were full of the joy of living?"

"I suppose so."

"You see, everything tallies. Yes, without any manner of doubt it's a
case of Lethmann's disease rounded and complete. Now, tell me, when you
came to, you could remember all your actions in Paris; how far back did
that memory go?"

"I could remember dimly right back to when I was leaving the office in
Old Serjeants' Inn with the bundle of bank-notes to go to the bank.
Then all of a sudden it would seem I forgot all about my past and
became, as you insist, myself at twenty. I went to the Charing Cross
Hotel, where I had already, it would seem, hired rooms for myself, and
where I had directed new clothes to be sent, and then I went to Paris."

"This is most important," said Oppenshaw. "You had already hired rooms
for yourself and ordered clothes. Those acts must have been committed
before the great change came on you, and of course without your
knowledge."

"They must. Also the act of drawing the ten thousand from the bank."

"The concealed other self must have been working like a mole in the dark
for some days at least," said Oppenshaw, "utterly without your
knowledge."

"Utterly."

"Then having prepared in a vague sort of way a means for enjoying
itself, it burst out; it was like a butterfly coming out of a
chrysalis--excuse the simile."

"Something like that."

"So far so good. Well, now, when you came to your old self in Paris,
what did you do?"

"I came back to London, of course."

"But surely your sudden disappearance must have caused alarm? Why, it
would have been in the papers."

"Not a bit," said Simon grimly. "My other self, as you call it, had
prepared for that. It seems the night before the thing happened I told
Mudd--you know Mudd, the butler--that I might be called away suddenly
and be absent a considerable time, that I would buy clothes and
nightshirts and things, if that was so, at the place I was going to, and
that he was to tell the office if I went away, and to tell Brownlow to
carry on. Infernal, isn't it?"

"Infernally ingenious," said Oppenshaw; "but if you had ever studied the
subject of duplex personality you would not be surprised. I have seen a
young religious girl make most complex preparations for a journey as a
missionary to China, utterly without her own knowledge. We caught her at
the station, fortunately, just in time--but how did you find out that
you gave Mudd those instructions?"

"The whole way back from Paris," said Simon, "I was preparing to meet
all sorts of enquiry and bother as to my absence. Then, when I reached
home, Mudd did not seem to think it out of the way; he told me he had
followed my directions and notified the office when I did not return,
and told them that I might be some time away. Then I got out of him
what I had said about the clothes and so on."

"Tell me," said Oppenshaw suddenly, "why did you come to me to-day to
tell me all this?"

"Because," said Simon, "on opening my safe this morning I found in a
wallet on the top of the deed-box another bundle of notes for exactly
the same amount."



CHAPTER IV

DR. OPPENSHAW--_continued_


Oppenshaw whistled.

"A bundle of notes amounting to ten thousand pounds," said Simon;
"exactly the same amount."

Oppenshaw looked at his nails carefully without speaking. Simon watched
him.

"Tell me," said Simon, "is this confounded disease, or whatever it is,
recurrent?"

"You mean is there any fear that your old self--or, rather, your young
self--is preparing for another outbreak?"

"Precisely."

"That this drawing of another ten thousand, unknown to yourself, is only
the first act in a similar drama, or shall we say comedy?"

"Yes."

"Well, I can't say for certain, for the disease, or the ailment, if you
like the term better, has not been long enough before the eyes of
science to make quite definite statements. But, as far as I can judge,
I'm afraid it is."

Simon swallowed.

"Leaving aside the fact of the similarity of the action and the amount
of money drawn, we have the similarity in time. It is true that last
year it was in May you started the business."

"The third of May, a month's difference," said Simon.

"True, but it is less a question of a month more or less than of season.
Last early May and April end were abnormally fine. I remember that, for
I had to go to Switzerland. This May has been wretched. Then during the
last week we have had this burst of splendid weather--weather that makes
me feel young again."

"It doesn't me," said Simon.

"No, but it has evidently--at least probably--had that effect on your
other 'me.' The something that urges the return of the swallow has acted
in your subconsciousness with the coming of springlike weather just as
last year."

"Damn swallows!" cried Simon, rising up and pacing the floor. "Suppose
this thing lets me in for another five thousand, and Lord knows what
else? Oppenshaw," wheeling suddenly, "is nothing to be done? How can I
stop it?"

"Well," said Oppenshaw, "quite frankly, I think that the best means is
the exercise of your own will-power. You might, of course, take the
notes back to the bank and instruct them not to allow you to draw any
more money for, say, a month--but that would be unpleasant."

"Impossible!"

"You might, again, put yourself under restraint. I could do that for
you."

"Put myself in a mad-house?"

"No, no--a nursing home."

"Never!"

"You might, again, instruct your butler to follow you and, as a matter
of fact, keep his eye on you for the next month."

"Mudd!"

"Yes."

"Sooner die. Never could look him in the face again."

"Have you any near and trustworthy relatives?"

"Only a nephew, utterly wild and untrustworthy; a chap I've cut out of
my will and had to stop his allowance."

"And you are not married--that's a pity. A wife----"

"Hang wives!" cried Simon. "What's the good of talking of the
impracticable?"

"Well, there we are," continued Oppenshaw, perfectly unruffled. "I have
suggested everything; there is only will left. The greatest friend of a
man is his will. Determine in your own mind that this change will _not_
take place. I believe that will be your safest plan. The others I have
suggested are all impossible to your sense of _amour propre_, and,
besides that, there is the grave objection that they savour of force. It
might have bad consequences to use force to what would be practically
the subconscious mind. Your will is quite different. Will can never
unbalance mind. In fact, as a famous English neurologist has put it,
'Most cases of mental disturbances are due to an inflated ego--a
deflated will.'"

"Oh, my will's all right," said Simon.

"Well, then, use it and don't trouble. Say to yourself definitely--'This
shall not be.'"

"And that money in the safe?"

"Leave it there; dare your other self to take it. To remove it and place
it in other keeping would be a weakness."

"Thanks," said Simon. "I grasp what you mean." He took out his purse and
laid five guineas on the desk. Oppenshaw did not seem to see the money.
He accompanied his patient to the door. It was half-past one.



CHAPTER V

I WILL NOT BE HIM


Out in Harley Street Simon walked hurriedly and without goal. It was
getting past luncheon-time; he had forgotten the fact.

Oppenshaw was one of those men who carry conviction. You will have
noticed in life that quite a lot of people don't convince; they may be
good, they may be earnest, but they don't convince. Selling a full-grown
dog in the world's market, they have little chance against a convincing
competitor selling a pup.

Oppenshaw's twenty-five thousand a year came, in good part, from this
quality. He had convinced Simon of the fact that inside Simon lay Youth
that was once Simon--Youth that, though unseen and unknown to the world,
could still dominate its container even to the extent of meddling with
his bank balance.

That for Simon was at this moment the main fact in the situation. It was
sufficiently bad that this old imperious youth should be able to make
him act foolishly, but that was nothing to the fact that it was able to
tamper with his money.

Simon's money was the solid ground under his feet, and he recognised,
now, that it was everything to him--everything. He could have sacrificed
at a pinch all else; he could have sacrificed Mudd, his furniture, his
old prints, his cellar, but his money was even more than the ground
under his feet--it was himself.

Suppose this disease were to recur often and at shorter intervals, or
become chronic?

He calculated furiously that at the rate of five thousand a month his
fortune would last, roughly, a year and a half. He saw his securities
being sold, his property in Hertfordshire, his furniture, his pictures.

He had a remedy, it is true: to put himself under restraint. A nice sort
of remedy!

In Weymouth Street, the home of nursing homes and doctors, into which he
had wandered, his mind tension became so acute that the impulse came on
him to hurry back to Oppenshaw in the vague hope that something else
might be done--some operation, for instance. He knew little of medicine
and less of surgery, but he had heard of people being operated on for
brain mischief, and he remembered, now, having read of an old admiral
who had lost consciousness owing to an injury at the battle of the Nile,
and had remained unconscious till an operation cured him some months
later.

He was saved from bothering Oppenshaw again by an instinctive feeling
that it would be useless. You cannot extract the follies of youth by an
operation. He went on trending towards Oxford Street, but still without
object.

What made his position worse was his instinct as a solicitor. For forty
years he had, amongst other work, been engaged in tying up Youth so that
it could not get at Property, extracting Youth from pitfalls it had
tumbled into whilst carrying Property in its arms. The very words
"youth" and "property," innocent in themselves, were obnoxious to Simon
when combined. He had always held that no young man ought to inherit
till he was twenty-five, and, heaven knows, that opinion had a firm
basis in experience. He had always in law looked askance on youth and
its doings. In practice he had been tolerant enough, though, indeed,
youth comes little in the way of a hard-working and prominent elderly
solicitor, but in law, and he was mostly law, he had little tolerance,
no respect.

And here was youth with _his_ property in its arms, or what was,
perhaps, even worse, the imminent dread of that unholy alliance.

In Oxford Street he stopped at a shop window and inspected ladies'
blouses--that was his condition of mind; jewellers' windows held him,
not by the excellence of their goods, but by the necessity to turn his
back to the crowd and think--think--think.

His mind was in a turmoil, and he could no more control his thoughts
than he could have controlled the traffic; the wares of the merchants
exposed to view seemed to do the thinking. Gold alberts only held his
eye to explain that his lands in Hertfordshire flung on the market in
the present state of agriculture would not fetch a tithe of their worth,
but that his green-seal sherry and all the treasures of his cellar would
bring half the West End to their sale--Old Pettigrew's cellar.

Other things in other shops spoke to him in a like manner, and then he
found himself at Oxford Circus with the sudden consciousness that _this_
was not fighting Lethmann's disease by the exercise of will. His will
had, in fact, been in abeyance, his imagination master of him.

But a refuge in the middle of Oxford Circus was not exactly the place
for the re-equipment of will-power; the effort nearly cost him his life
from a motor-lorry as he crossed. Then, when he had reached the other
side and could resume work free of danger, he found that he had
apparently no will to re-equip.

He found himself repeating over and over the words, "I will not be
him--I will not be him." That seemed all right for a moment, and he
would have satisfied himself that his will-power was working splendidly,
had not a sudden cold doubt sprung up in his heart as to whether the
proper formula ought not to be, "He will not be me."

Ah! that was the crux of the business. It was quite easy to determine,
"I will not be him," but when it came to the declaration, "He will not
be me," Simon found that he had no will-power in the matter. It was
quite easy to determine that he would not do foolish things, impossible
to determine that another should not do them.

Then it came to his mind like a flash that the other one was not a
personality so much as a combination of foolish actions, old desires,
and alien motives let loose on the world without governance.

He turned mechanically into Verreys' and had a chop. At Simpson's in the
Strand he always had a chop or a cut from the saddle, or a cut from the
sirloin--like the razors, the daily menus following one another in
rotation. This was a chop day, just as it was a "Tuesday" day, and habit
prevented him from forgetting the fact. The chop and a half-bottle of
St. Estéphe made him feel a stronger man. He suddenly became cheerful
and valiant.

"If worst comes to worst," said he to himself, "I _can put_ myself under
restraint; nobody need know. Yes, begad! I have always that. I can put
myself under surveillance. Why, dash it! I can tie up my money so that I
can't touch it; it's quite easy."

The chop and St. Estéphe, hauling him out of the slough of despond, told
him this. It was a sure way of escape from losing his money. He had
furiously rejected the idea at Oppenshaw's, but at Oppenshaw's his
Property had not had time to talk fully to him, but in that awful
journey from Harley Street to Verreys' he had walked arm-in-arm with his
Property chattering on one side and dumb Bankruptcy on the other.

Restraint would have been almost as odious as bankruptcy to him, yet
now, as a sure means of escape from the other, it seemed almost a
pleasant prospect.

He left Verreys' and walked along feeling brighter and better. He turned
into the Athenæum. It was turning-in time at the Athenæum, and the big
armchairs were full of somnolent ones, bald heads drooping, whiskers
hidden by the sheets of the _Times_. Here he met Sir Ralph Puttick, Hon.
Physician to His Majesty, stiff, urbane, stately, seeming ever supported
on either side by a lion and a unicorn.

Sir Ralph and Simon were known one to the other and had much in common,
including anti-socialism.

In armchairs, they talked of Lloyd George--at least, Sir Ralph did,
Simon had other considerations on his mind. Leaning forward in his
chair, he suddenly asked, apropos of nothing:

"Did you ever hear of a disease called Lethmann's disease?"

Now Sir Ralph was Chest and Heart, nothing else. He was also nettled at
"shop" being suddenly thrust upon him by a damned attorney, for Simon
was "Simon Pettigrew, quite a character, one of our old-fashioned,
first-class English lawyers," when Sir Ralph was in a good temper and
happened to consider Simon; nettled, Simon was a "damned attorney."

"Never," said Sir Ralph. "What disease did you say?"

"Lethmann's. It's a new disease, it seems."

Another horrid blunder, as though the lion and unicorn man were only
acquainted with old diseases--out of date, in fact.

"Never," replied the other. "There's no such thing. Who told you about
it?"

"I read about it," said Simon. He tried to give a picture of the
symptoms and failed to convince, but he managed to irritate. The
semi-royal one listened with a specious appearance of attention and even
interest; then, the other having finished, he opened his batteries.

Simon left the Club with the feeling that he had been put upon the stand
beside charlatans, quacks, and the purveyor of crank theories; also that
he had been snubbed.



CHAPTER VI

TIDD AND RENSHAW


Did he mind? Not a bit; he enjoyed it.

If Sir Ralph had kicked him out of the Athenæum for airing false science
there he would have enjoyed it. He would have enjoyed anything casting
odium and discredit on the theory of double personality in the form of
Lethmann's disease.

For now his hunted soul, that had taken momentary refuge in the thought
of nursing homes and restraint, had left that burrow and was taking
refuge in doubt.

The whole thing was surely absurd. The affair of last year _must_ have
been a temporary aberration due to overwork, despite the fact that he
had, indeed, drawn another ten thousand unconsciously from the bank; it
was patently foolish to think that a man could be under the dominion of
a story-book disease. He had read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde--that wild
fiction! Why, if this thing were true, it would be a fiction just as
wild. Oceans of comfort suddenly came to him. It gave him a new grip on
the situation, pointing out that the whole of this business as suggested
by Oppenshaw was on a level with a "silly sensational story," that is to
say with the impossible--therefore impossible.

He made one grave mistake--the mistake of reckoning Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
Hyde as a "silly sensational story."

Anyhow, he got comfort from what he considered fact, and at dinner that
night he was so restored that he was able to grumble because the mutton
"was done to rags."

He dined alone.

As he had not returned to the office in the afternoon, Brownlow had sent
some papers relative to a law case then pending for his consideration.
It often happened that Simon took business home with him, or, if he were
not able to attend at the office, important papers would be sent to his
house.

To-night, according to custom, he retired to his library, drank his
coffee, spread open the documents, and, comfortably seated in a huge
leathern armchair, plunged into work.

It was a difficult case, the case of Tidd _v._ Renshaw, complicated by
all sorts of cross-issues and currents. In its dry legal jargon it
involved the title to London house property, the credit of a woman, the
happiness of a family, and a few other things, all absolutely of no
account to Simon, engaged on the law of the case, and to whom the human
beings involved were simply as the chessmen in the hands of the player;
and necessarily, for a lawyer who allowed human considerations to colour
his view would be an untrustworthy lawyer.

At ten o'clock Simon, suddenly laying the documents on the floor beside
him, rose up, rang the bell, and stood on the hearthrug with his hands
linked behind him.

Mudd appeared.

"Mudd," said Simon, "I may be called away to-morrow and be absent some
time. If I am not at the office when the brougham comes to fetch me for
luncheon, you can notify the office that I have been called away. You
needn't bother about packing things for me; I will buy anything I want
where I am going."

"I could easily pack a bag for you," said Mudd, "and you could take it
with you to the office."

"I want no bag. I have given you your directions," said Simon, and Mudd
went off grumbling and snubbed.

Then the lawyer sat down and plunged into law again, folding up the
documents at eleven o'clock and putting them carefully in his bureau.
Then he switched off the electric light, examined the hall door to see
that it was properly bolted, and went up to bed carrying the case of
Tidd _v._ Renshaw with him as a nightcap.

It hung about his intellect like a penumbra as he undressed, warding
off, or partly warding off, thoughts about Oppenshaw and his own
condition that were trying to get into his mind.

Then he popped into bed, and, still pursuing Tidd _v._ Renshaw through
the labyrinths of the law, and holding tight on to their tails, fell
asleep.



CHAPTER VII

THE WALLET


He awoke to Mudd drawing the blinds and to another perfect day--a summer
morning, luxurious and warm, beautiful even in London. He had lost
clutch of Tidd and Renshaw in the land of sleep, but he had found his
strength and self-confidence again.

The terror of Lethmann's disease had vanished; the thing was absurd, he
had been frightened by a bogey. Oppenshaw was a clever man, but he was a
specialist, always thinking of nerve diseases, living in an atmosphere
of them. Sir Ralph Puttick, on the contrary, was a man of solid
understanding and wider views--a sane man.

So he told himself as he took "Wednesday" from its case and shaved
himself. Then he came down to the same frizzled bacon and the same aired
_Times_, put on the same overcoat and hat, and got into the same old
brougham and started for the office.

He went into his room, where his usual morning letters were laid out
for him. But he did not take off his coat and hat. He had come to a
determination. Oppenshaw had told him to leave the wallet where it was
and not take the notes back to the bank, as that would be a weakness.
Sir Ralph Puttick was telling him now that Oppenshaw was a fool. The
real weakness would be to follow the advice of Oppenshaw. To follow that
advice would be to play with this business and confess that there was
reality in it; besides, with those notes in the safe behind him he could
never do his morning's work.

No; back those notes should go to the bank. He opened the safe, and
there was the wallet seated like an evil genius on the deed-box. He took
it out and put it under his arm, locked the safe and left the room.

In the outer office all the clerks were busy, and Brownlow was in his
room with the door shut.

Simon, with the wallet under his arm, walked out and passed through the
precincts of Old Serjeants' Inn to Fleet Street, where a waft of warm
summer, yet springlike, wind met him in the face.



PART II



CHAPTER I

THE SOUL'S AWAKENING


He raised his head, sniffed as if inhaling something, and quickened his
step.

What a glorious day it was; even Fleet Street had a touch of youth about
it.

A flower-woman and her wares caught his eye; he bought a bunch of late
violets and, with his hat tilted back, dived in his trousers' pocket and
produced a handful of silver. He gave her a shilling and, without asking
for change, walked on, the violets in his buttonhole.

He was making west like a homing pigeon. He walked like a man in a hurry
but with no purpose, his glance skimmed things and seemed to rest only
on things coloured or pleasant to look on, his eyes showed no
speculation. He seemed like a person with no more past than a dreamer.
The present seemed to him everything--just as it is to the dreamer.

In the Strand he stopped here and there to glance at the contents of
shops; neckties attracted him. Then Fuller's drew him in by its colour.
He had a vanilla-and-strawberry ice and chatted to the girls, who did
not receive his advances, however, with much favour.

Then he came to Romanos'; it attracted him, and he went in. Gilded
youths were drinking at the bar, and a cocktail being mixed by the
bar-tender fascinated Simon by its colour; he had one like it, chatted
to the man, paid, and walked out.

It was now eleven.

Still walking gaily and lightly, as one walks in a happy dream, he
reached the Charing Cross Hotel, asked the porter to show him the rooms
he had reserved, and enquired if his luggage had come.

The luggage had come and was deposited in the bedroom of the suite: two
large brand-new portmanteaux and a hat-box, also a band-box from Lincoln
Bennett's.

The portmanteaux and hat-box were locked, but in the band-box were the
keys, gummed up in an envelope; there was also a straw hat in the
band-box--a boater.

The porter, having unstrapped the portmanteaux, departed with a tip, and
our gentleman began to unpack swiftly and with the eagerness of a child
going to a party.

O Youth! What a star thou art, yet what a folly! And yet can all wisdom
give one the pleasure of one's first ball-dress, of the young man's
brand-new suit? And there were brand-new suits and to spare, check
tweed, blue serge, boating flannels; shoes, too, and boots from the
Burlington Arcade, ties and socks from Beale and Inman's.

It was like a trousseau.

As he unpacked he whistled. Whistled a tune that was young in the
sixties--"Champagne Charley," no less.

Then he dressed, vigorously digging his head into a striped shirt,
donning a purple tie, purple socks, and a grey tweed suit of excellent
cut.

All his movements were feverish, light, rapid. He did not seem to notice
the details of the room around him; he seemed skimming along the surface
of things in a hurry to get to some goal of pleasure. Flushed and
bright-eyed, he scarcely looked fifty now, yet, despite this reduction
in age, his general get-up had a touch of the raffish. Purple socks and
ties are a bit off at fifty; a straw "boater" does not reduce the
effect, nor do tan shoes.

But Simon was quite satisfied with himself.

Still whistling, he bundled his old things away in a drawer and left the
other things lying about for the servants to put away, and sat down on
the side of the bed with the wallet in his hands.

He opened it and turned the notes out on the quilt. The gorgeous bundle
to "bust" or do what he liked with held him in its thrall as he turned
over the contents, not counting the amount, but just reviewing the notes
and the huge sums on most of them.

Heavens! What a delight even in a dream! To be young and absolutely free
from all restraint, free from all ties, unconscious of relatives,
unconscious of everything but immediate surroundings, with virginal
appetites and desires and countless sovereigns to meet them with.
Dangling his heels, and with his straw hat beside him, he gloated on his
treasure; then, picking out three ten-pound notes and putting the
remainder in the wallet, he locked the wallet away in his portmanteau
and put the key under the wardrobe.

Then, leaving his room, he came downstairs with his straw hat on the
back of his head and a smile for a pretty chambermaid who passed him
coming up.

The girl laughed and glanced back, but whether she was laughing at or
with him it would be hard to say. Chambermaids have strange tastes.

It was in the hall that he met Moxon, senior partner in Plunder's, the
great bill-discounting firm; a tall man, serious of face and manner.

"Why, God bless my soul, Pettigrew!" cried Moxon, "I scarcely knew you."

"You have the advantage of me, old cock," replied Simon airily, "for I'm
---- if I ever met you before."

"My mistake," said Moxon.

It was Pettigrew's face and voice, but all the rest was not Pettigrew,
and the discounter of bills hurried off, feeling as though he had come
across the uncanny--which he had.

Simon paused at the office, holding a lady clerk in light conversation
about the weather and turning upon her that sprightly wit already
mentioned. She was busy and stiff, and the weather and his wit didn't
seem to interest her. Then he asked for change of a ten-pound note, and
she gave it to him in sovereigns; then he asked for change of a
sovereign--she gave it to him; then he asked, with a grin, for change of
a shilling. She was outraged now; that which ought to have made her
laugh seemed to incense her. Do what he could, he couldn't warm her.

She was colder than the ice-cream girls. What the devil was the matter
with them all? She slapped the change for the shilling down and turned
away to her books.

Tilting his hat further back, he rapped with a penny on the ledge.

She got up.

"Well, what is it now?"

"Can you change me a penny, please?" said Simon.

"Mrs. Jones!" called the girl.

A stout lady manageress in black appeared.

"I don't know what this gentleman means."

The manageress raised her eyebrows at the jester.

"I asked the young lady for change of a penny. Can you let me have two
halfpence for a penny, please?"

The manageress opened the till and gave the change. The gay one
departed, chuckling. He had had the best of the girl, silly creature,
that could not take a joke in good part--but he had enjoyed himself.

Moving in the line of least resistance towards the phantom of pleasure,
he made for the hotel entrance and the sunlight showing through the
door, bought a cigar at the kiosk outside, and then bundled into a taxi.

"Where to, sir?" asked the driver.

"First bar," replied Simon. "First decent one, and look sharp."

The surly driver--Heavens, how the old hansom cabby of the sixties would
have hailed such a fare, and with what joy!--closed the door without a
word and started winding up the engine. He had difficulties, and as he
went on winding the occupant put his head out of the window and
addressed the station policeman who was looking on.

"Has the chap a licence for a barrel-organ?" asked Simon. "If he hasn't,
ask him to drive on."

He shut the window. They started, and stopped at a bar in Leicester
Square. Simon paid and entered.

It was a long bar, a glittering, loathsome, noxious place where, behind
a long counter, six barmaids were serving all sorts of men with all
sorts of drinks.

Simon seemed to find it all right. Puffing his cigar, he ordered a
brandy cold--a brandy cold! And sipping his brandy cold, he took stock
of the men around.

Even his innocence and newness--despite the crave for companionship now
on him--recognised that there were undesirables, and as for the bar
girls, they were frozen images--for him.

They were laughing and changing words with all sorts of young
men--counter-jumpers and horsey men--but for him they had nothing but
brandy cold and monosyllables. He was beginning to get irritated with
woman; but the sunlight outside and two cold brandies inside restored
his happy humour, and the idea of lunch was now moving before him,
luring him on.

Thinking thus, he was advancing not towards luncheon but towards Fate.

At Piccadilly Circus there was a crowd round an omnibus. There generally
are crowds round omnibuses just here, but this was a special crowd,
having for its core an irate bus conductor and a pretty girl.

Oh, such a pretty girl! Spring itself, dark-haired, dark-eyed, well
dressed, but with just that touch which tells of want of affluence. She
fascinated Simon as a flower fascinates a bee.

"But, sir, I tell you I have lost my purse; some pocket-picker has taken
it. I shall be pleased to tell you where I live and reward you if you
come for the money. My name is Cerise Rossignol." This, with just a
trace of foreign accent.

"I've been done twice this week by that game," said the brutal
conductor, speaking, however, the truth. "Come, search in your glove,
you'll find it."

Simon broke in.

"How much?" said he.

"Tuppence," said the conductor. Then the gods that preside over youth
might have observed this new Andromeda, released at the charge of
Tuppence, wandering off with her saviour and turning to him a face
filled with gratitude.

They were going in the direction of Leicester Square.



CHAPTER II

MOXON AND MUDD


Now, Moxon had come up that morning from Framlingham in Kent, where he
was taking a holiday, to transact some business. Amongst other things he
had to see Simon Pettigrew on a question about some bills.

The apparition he had encountered in the hall of the Charing Cross Hotel
pursued him to Plunder's office, where he first went, and, when he left
Plunder's for luncheon at Prosser's, in Chancery Lane, it still pursued
him.

Though he knew it could not be Pettigrew, some uneasy spirit in his
subconsciousness kept insisting that it was Pettigrew.

At two o'clock he called at Old Serjeants' Inn. He saw Brownlow, who had
just returned from lunch.

No, Mr. Pettigrew was not in. He had gone out that morning early and had
not returned.

"I must see him," said Moxon. "When do you think he will be in?"

Brownlow couldn't say.

"Would he be at his house, do you think?"

"Hardly," said Brownlow; "he might have gone home, but I think it's
improbable."

"I must see him," said Moxon again. "It's extraordinary. Why, I wrote to
him telling him I was coming this afternoon and he knows the importance
of my business."

"Mr. Pettigrew hasn't opened his morning letters yet," said Brownlow.

"Good Lord!" said Moxon.

Then, after a pause:

"Will you telephone to his house to see?"

"Mr. Pettigrew has no telephone," said Brownlow; "he dislikes them,
except in business."

Moxon remembered this and other old-fashioned traits in Pettigrew; the
remembrance did not ease his irritation.

"Then I'll go to his house myself," said he.

When he arrived at King Charles Street, Mudd opened the door.

Mudd and Moxon were mutually known one to the other, Moxon having often
dined there.

"Is your master in, Mudd?" asked Moxon.

"No, sir," answered Mudd; "he's not at home, and mayn't be at home for
some time."

"What do you mean?"

"He left me directions that if he wasn't at the office when the
brougham called to take him to luncheon I was to tell the office he was
called away; the coachman has just come back to say he wasn't there, so
I am sending him back to the office to tell them."

"Called away! For how long?"

"Well, it might be a month," said Mudd, remembering.

"Extraordinary!" said Moxon. "Well, I can't help it, and I can't wait; I
must take my business elsewhere. I thought I saw Mr. Pettigrew in the
Charing Cross Hotel, but he was dressed differently and seemed strange.
Well, this is a great nuisance, but it can't be helped, I suppose.... A
month...."

Off he went in a huff.

Mudd watched him as he went, then he closed the hall door. Then he sat
down on one of the hall chairs.

"Dressed differently and seemed strange." It only wanted those words to
start alarm in the mind of Mudd.

The affair of a year ago had always perplexed him, and now this!

"Seemed strange."

Could it be?... H'm.... He got up and went downstairs.

"Why, what's the matter with you, Mr. Mudd?" asked the
cook-housekeeper. "Why, you're all of a shake."

"It's my stomach," said Mudd.

He took a glass of ginger wine, then he fetched his hat.

"I'm going out to get the air," said Mudd. "I mayn't be back for some
time; don't bother about me if I aren't, and be sure to lock up the
plate."

"God bless my soul, what's the matter with the man?" murmured the
astonished housekeeper as Mudd vanished. "Blest if he isn't getting as
queer as his master!"

Out in the street Mudd paused to blow his nose in a bandanna
handkerchief just like Simon's. Then, as though this act had started his
mechanism, off he went, hailed an omnibus in the next street, and got
off at Charing Cross.

He entered the Charing Cross Hotel.

"Is a Mr. Pettigrew here?" asked Mudd of the hall porter.

The hail porter grinned.

"Yes, there's a Mr. Pettigrew staying here, but he's out."

"Well, I'm his servant," said Mudd.

"Staying here with him?" asked the porter.

"Yes. I've followed him on. What's the number of his room?"

"The office will know," replied the other.

"Well, just go to the office and get his key," said Mudd, "and send a
messenger boy to No. 12, King Charles Street--that's our address--to
tell Mrs. Jukes, the housekeeper, I won't be able to get back to-night
maybe. Here's a shilling for him--but show me his room first."

Mudd carried conviction.

The hall porter went to the office.

"Key of Mr. Pettigrew's room," said he; "his servant has just come."

The superior damsel detached herself from book-keeping, looked up the
number and gave the key.

Mudd took it and went up in the lift. He opened the door of the room and
went in. The place had not been tidied, clothes lay everywhere.

Mudd, like a cat in a strange house, looked around. Then he shut the
door.

Then he took up a coat and looked at the maker's name on the tab.

"Holland and Woolson"--Simon's tailors!

Then he examined all the garments. Such garments! Boating flannels,
serge suits! Then the shoes, the patent leather boots. He opened the
chest of drawers and found the bundle of discarded clothes--the old coat
with the left elbow "going," and the rest. He held them up, examined
them, folded them and put them back.

Then he sat down to recover himself, blew his nose, wondered whether he
or Simon were crazy, and then, rising up, began to fold and put away the
new things in the wardrobe and chest-of-drawers.

He noticed that one of the portmanteaux was locked. Yet there was
something in it that slid up and down as he tilted and lowered it.

Having looked round the room once again, he went downstairs, gave up the
key, made arrangements for his room, and started out.

He made for Sackville Street. Meyer, the foreman of Holland and
Woolson's, was known to him. He had sometimes called regarding Simon's
clothes with directions for this or that.

"That blue serge suit you've just sent for Mr. Pettigrew don't quite
rightly fit, Mr. Meyer," said the cunning Mudd. "I had the coat done up
in a parcel to bring back to you for the sleeves to be shortened half an
inch, but I forgot it; only remembered I'd forgot it at your door."

"We'll send for it," said Meyer.

"Right," said Mudd. Then, "No--on second thoughts, I'll fetch it myself
when I have a moment to spare, for we're going from home for a few
days. Mr. Pettigrew has had a good lot of clothes lately, Mr. Meyer."

"He has," said Meyer, with a twinkle in his eye; "suits and suits,
almost as if he were going to be married."

"Married!" cried the other. "What put that into your head, Mr. Meyer?
He's not a marrying man. Why, I've never seen him as much as glance an
eye at a female."

"Oh, it was only my joke," said Meyer.

Now, in Mudd's soul there had lain for years an uneasiness, a crumpled
rose-leaf of thought that touched him sometimes as he turned at night in
bed. It was the fear that some day Simon might ruin Mudd's life with a
mistress. He couldn't stand a mistress. He had always sworn that to
himself; the experience of fellow butlers whose lives were made
loathsome by mistresses would have been enough without his own
deep-rooted antipathy to females, except as spectacular objects. Mrs.
Jukes was a relation of his, and he could stand her; the maid-servants
were automata beneath his notice--but a mistress!

Mad alarm filled his mind, for his heart told him that the words of
Meyer had foundation in probability.

That affair of last year, when Simon had departed and returned in new
strange clothes, might have been the courting, this the real thing?

He left the tailor's, called a taxi and drove to the office.

Brownlow was in.

"What is it, Mudd?" asked Brownlow, as the latter was shown into his
room.

"Did you get my message, Mr. Brownlow?" asked Mudd.

"Yes."

"Oh, that's all right," said Mudd. "I just thought I'd call and ask. The
master told me to send the message; he's going away for a bit. Wants a
change, too. I think he's been overworking lately, Mr. Brownlow."

"He's always overworking," said Brownlow. "I think he's been suffering
from brain-fag, Mudd; he's very reticent about himself, but I'm glad he
saw a doctor."

"Saw a doctor! Why, he never told me."

"Didn't he? Well, he did--Dr. Oppenshaw, of Harley Street. This is
between you and me. Try and make him rest more, Mudd."

"I will," said Mudd. "He wants rest. I've been uneasy about him a long
while. What's the doctor's number in Harley Street, Mr. Brownlow?"

"110A," said Brownlow, picking the number out of his marvellous memory;
"but don't let Mr. Pettigrew know I told you. He's very touchy about
himself."

"I won't."

Off he went.

"Faithful old servitor," thought Brownlow.

The faithful old servitor got into a taxi. "110A, Harley Street," said
he to the driver; "and drive quick and I'll give you an extra tuppence."

Oppenshaw was in.

When he was informed that Pettigrew's servant had called to see him, he
turned over a duchess he was engaged on, gave her a harmless
prescription, bowed her out and rang the bell.

Mudd was shown in.

"I've come to ask----" said Mudd.

"Sit down," said Oppenshaw.

"I've come to speak----"

"I know; about your master. How is he?"

"Well, I've come to ask you, sir; he's at the Charing Cross Hotel at
present."

"Has he gone there to live?"

"Well, he's there."

"I saw him some time ago about the state of his health, and, frankly,
Mr. Mudd, it's serious."

Mudd nodded.

"Tell me," said Oppenshaw, "has he been buying new clothes?"

"Heaps; no end," said Mudd. "And such clothes--things he's never worn
before."

"So? Well, it's fortunate you found him. What is his conversation like?
Have you talked to him much?"

"I haven't seen him yet," Mudd explained.

"Well, stay close to him, and be very careful. He is suffering from a
form of mental upset. You must cross him as little as possible, use
persuasion, gentle persuasion. The thing will run its course. It mustn't
be suddenly checked."

"Is he mad?" asked the other.

"No, but he is not himself--or rather, he is himself--in a different
way; but a sudden check might make him mad. You have heard of people
walking in their sleep--well, this is something akin to that. You know
it is highly dangerous to awaken a sleep-walker suddenly. Well, it's
just the same with Mr. Pettigrew; it might imbalance his mind for good."

"What am I to do?"

"Just keep watch on him."

"But suppose he don't know me?"

"He won't know you, but if you are kind to him he will accept you into
his environment, and then you will link on to his mental state."

"He's out now, and God knows where, or doing what," said Mudd; "but I'll
be on the watch for him coming in--if he ever comes."

"Oh, he will come home right enough."

"Is there any fear of those women getting hold of him?" asked Mudd,
returning to his old dread.

"That's just what there is--every fear; but you must be very careful not
to interpose your will violently. Get gently between, gently between.
You understand me. Suggestion does a lot in these cases. Another thing,
you must treat him as one treats a boy. You must imagine to yourself
that your master is only twenty, for that, in truth, is what he is. He
has gone back to a younger state--or rather, a younger state has come to
meet him, having lain dormant, just as a wisdom tooth lies dormant, then
grows."

"Oh, Lord!" said Mudd. "I never did think I'd live to see this day."

"Oh, it might be worse."

"I don't see."

"Well, from what I can make out of his youth, it was not a vicious one,
only foolish; had he been vicious when young he might be terrible now."

"The first solicitor in London," said Mudd in a dreary voice.

"Well, he's not the first solicitor in London to make a fool of himself,
nor will he be the last. Cheer up and keep your eyes open and do your
duty; no man can do more than that."

"Shall I send for you, doctor, if he gets worse?"

"Well," said Oppenshaw; "from what you tell me he couldn't be much
worse. Oh no, don't bother to send--unless, of course, the thing took a
different course, and he were to become violent without reason; but that
won't happen, you can take my word for it."

Mudd departed.

He walked all the way back to the Charing Cross Hotel, but instead of
entering, he suddenly took a taxi, and returned to Charles Street. Here
he packed some things in a handbag, and having again given directions to
Mrs. Jukes to lock up the plate, he told her he might be some time gone.

"I'm going with the master on some law business," said Mudd. "Make sure
and bolt the front door--and lock up the plate."

It was the third or fourth time he had given her these instructions.

"He's out of his mind," said Mrs. Jukes, as she watched him go. She
wasn't far wrong.

Mudd had been used to a rut--a rut forty years deep. His light and
pleasant duties carried him easily through the day. Of evenings when
Simon was dining out he would join a social circle in the private room
of a highly respectable tavern close by, smoke his pipe, drink two hot
gins, and depart for home at ten-thirty. When Simon was in he could
smoke his pipe and read his paper in his own private room. He had five
hundred pounds laid by in the bank--no stocks and shares for Mudd--and
he would vary his evening amusements by counting the toll of his money.

It is easy to be seen that this jolt out of the rut was, literally, a
jolt.

At the Charing Cross Hotel he found the room allotted to him, deposited
his things and, disdaining the servants' quarters, went out to a tavern
to read the paper.

He reckoned Simon might not return till late, and he reckoned right.



CHAPTER III

SIMON'S OLD-FASHIONED NIGHT IN TOWN


Madame Rossignol was a charming old lady of sixty, a production of
France--no other country could have produced her. She lived in Duke
Street, Leicester Square, supporting herself and her daughter Cerise by
translating English books into French. Cerise did millinery. Madame
combined absolute innocence with absolute instinct. She knew all about
things; her innocence was not ignorance, it was purity--rising above a
knowledge of the world, and disdaining to look at evil.

She was dreadfully poor.

Her love for Cerise was like a disease always preying upon her. Should
she die, what would happen to Cerise?

Behold these together clasped in each other's arms. Set in the shabby
sitting-room, it might have been a scene at the Port St. Martin.

"Oh, mother," murmured the girl, "is he not good!"

"He is more than good," said Madame. "Most surely the _bon Dieu_ sent
him to be your guardian angel."

"Is he not charming?" went on Cerise, unlinking herself from the
maternal embrace and touching her hair into order again with a little
laugh. "So different from the leaden-faced English, so gay and yet
so--so----"

"There is a something--I do not know what--about him," said the old
lady; "something of Romance. Is it not like a little tale of Madame
Perichon's or a little play of Monsieur Baree? Might he not just have
come in as in one of those? You go out, lose your purse, are lost. I sit
waiting for you at your non-return in this wilderness of London; you
return, but not alone. With you comes the Marquis de Grandcourt, who
bows and says, 'Madame, I return you your daughter; I ask in return your
friendship. I am alone, like you; let us then be friends.' I reply,
'Monsieur, you behold our poverty, but you cannot behold our hearts or
the gratitude in my mind.' What a little story!"

"And how he laughed, and said, 'Hang monee!'" cut in Cerise. "What means
that 'hang monee!' maman? And how he pulled out all the gold pieces like
a boy, saying, 'I am rich!'--just as a little boy might say, 'I am
rich! I am rich!' No bourgeois could have done that without offending,
without giving one a shiver of the skin."

"You have said it," replied Madame. "A little boy--a great and good man,
yet a little boy. He is not in his first youth, but there are people,
like Pierre Pan, who never lose youth. It is so; I have seen it."

"Simon Pattigrew," murmured Cerise, with a little laugh.

A knock came to the door and a little maid-of-all-work, and down at
heel, entered with a huge bouquet, one of those bouquets youth flings at
_prima donnas_.

Simon, after leaving the Rossignols, had struck a flower shop--this was
the result. A piece of paper accompanied the bouquet, and on the paper,
written in a handwriting that hitherto had only appeared on letters of
business and documents of law, were the words: "From your Friend."

Simon, having struck the flower shop, might have struck a fruit shop and
a bonnet shop, only that the joy of love, the love that comes at first
sight, the love of dreams, made him incapable of any more business--even
the business of buying presents for his fascinator.

It was now five o'clock, and, pursuing his way West, he found
Piccadilly. He passed girls without looking at them--he saw only the
vision of Cerise. She led him as far as St. George's Hospital, as though
leading him away from the temptations of the West, but the gloomy
prospect of Knightsbridge headed him off, and, turning, he came back.
Big houses, signs of wealth and prosperity, seemed to hold him in a
charm, just as he was held by all things pretty, coloured, or dazzling.

A glittering restaurant drew him in presently, and here he had a jovial
dinner; all alone, it is true, but with plenty to look at.

He had also a half-bottle of champagne and a maraschino.

He had already consumed that day a cocktail coloured, two glasses of
brandy-and-water cold and a half-bottle of champagne. His ordinary
consumption of alcohol was moderate. A glass of green-seal sherry at
twelve, and a half-bottle of St. Estéphe at lunch, and, shall we say, a
small whisky-and-soda at dinner, or, if dining out or with guests, a
couple of glasses of Pommery.

And to-day he had been drinking restaurant champagne "_tres sec_"--and
two half-bottles of it! The excess was beginning to tell. It told in the
slight flush on his cheeks, which, strange to say, did not make him
look younger; it told in the tip he gave the waiter, and in the way he
put on his hat. He had bought a walking-stick during his peregrinations,
a dandy stick with a tassel--the passing fashion had just come in--and
with this under his arm he left the café in search of pleasures new.

The West End was now ablaze, and the theatres filling. Simon, like Poe's
man of the crowd, kept with the crowd; a blaze of lights attracted him
as a lamp a moth.

The Pallaceum sucked him in. Here, in a blue haze of tobacco-smoke and
to the tune of a band, he sat for awhile watching the show, roaring with
laughter at the comic turns, pleased with the conjuring business, and
fascinated--despite Cerise--with the girl in tights who did acrobatic
tricks aided by two poodles and a monkey.

Then he found the bar, and there he stood adding fuel to pleasure, his
stick under his arm, his hat tilted back, a new cigar in his mouth, and
a smile on his face--a smile with a suggestion of fixity. Alas! if
Cerise could have seen the Marquis de Grandcourt now!--or was it Madame
who raised him to the peerage of France? If she could have been by to
just raise her eyebrows at him! Yet she was there, in a way, for the
ladies of the _foyer_ who glanced at him not unkindly, taken perhaps by
his _bonhomie_, and smiling demeanour and atmosphere of wealth and
enjoyment, found no response. Yet he found momentary acquaintances, of a
sort. A couple of University men up in town for a lark seemed to find
him part of the lark; they all drank together, exchanged views, and then
the University men vanished, giving place to a gentleman in a very
polished hat, with diamond studs, and a face like a hawk, who suggested
"fizz," a small bottle of which was consumed mostly by the hawk, who
then vanished, leaving Simon to pay.

Simon ordered another, paid for it, forgot it, and found himself in the
entrance hall calling in a loud voice for a hansom.

A taxi was procured for him and the door opened. He got inside and said,
"Wait a moment--one moment."

Then he began paying half-crowns to the commissionaire who had opened
the taxi door for him. "That's for your trouble," said Simon. "That's
for your trouble. That's for your trouble. Where am I? Oh yes--shut that
confounded door, will you, and tell the chap to drive on!"

"Where to, sir?"

Oppenshaw would have been interested in the fact that champagne beyond
a certain amount had the effect of wakening Simon's remote past. He
answered:

"Evans'."

Consultation outside.

"Evans's? Which Evans's? There ain't no such 'otel, there ain't no such
bar. Ask him which Evans's?"

"Which Evanses did you say, sir?" asked the commissionaire, putting his
head in. "The driver don't know which you mean. Where does it lay?"

He got a chuck under the chin that nearly drove his head to the roof of
the taxi.

Then Simon's head popped out of the window. It looked up and down the
street.

"Where's that chap that put his head through the window?" asked Simon.

A small crowd and a policeman drew round. "What is it, sir?" asked the
policeman.

Simon seemed calculating the distance with a view to the bonneting of
the enquirer. Then he seemed to find the distance too far.

"Tell him to drive me to the Argyle Rooms," said he. Then he vanished.

Another council outside, the commissionaire presiding.

"Take him to the Leicester 'Otel. Why, Lord bless me! the Argyle Rooms
has been closed this forty years. Take him round about and let him have
a snooze."

The taximan started with the full intention of robbery--not by force,
but by strategy. Robbery on the dock. It was not theatre turning-out
time yet, and he would have the chance of earning a few dishonest
shillings. He turned every corner he could, for every time a taxi turns
a corner the "clock" increases in speed. He drove here and there, but he
never reached the Leicester 'Otel, for in Full Moon Street, the home of
bishops and earls, the noise inside the vehicle made him halt. He opened
the door and Simon burst out, radiant with humour and now much steadier
on his legs.

"How much?" said Simon, and then, without waiting for a reply, thrust
half a handful of coppers and silver into the fist of the taximan, hit
him a slap on the top of his flat cap that made him see stars, and
walked off.

The man did not pursue, he was counting his takings:
eleven-and-fivepence, no less.

"Crazy," said he; then he started his engine and went off, utterly
unconscious of the fact that he had entertained and driven something
worthy to be preserved in the British Museum--a real live reveller of
the sixties.

The full moon was shining on Full Moon Street, an old street that still
preserves in front of its houses the sockets for the torches of the
linkmen. It does not require much imagination to see phantom sedan
chairs in Full Moon Street on a night like this, or the watchman on his
rounds, and to-night the old street--if old streets have memories--must
surely have stirred in its dreams, for, as Simon went on his way, the
night began suddenly to be filled with cat-calls.

A lady airing a Pom whisked her treasure into the house as Simon passed,
and shut the door with a bang; such a bang that the knocker gave a jump
and Simon a hint.

Ten yards further on he went up steps, paused before a hall door that,
in daylight, would have been green, and took the knocker.

Just a few turns of his wrist and the knocker was his, a glorious brass
knocker, weighing half a pound. No other young man in London that night
could have done the business like that or shown such dexterity in an art
lost as the art of pinchbeck-making.

He collected two more knockers in that street, retaining only one as a
trophy. He threw the others into an area, pulled the house doorbell
violently, and ran.

In Berkeley Square he was just beginning to deal with another knocker,
when the door opened to an elderly woman of the housekeeper type and a
dachshund.

"What do you want?" asked the housekeeper.

"Does the Duke of Cu-cu-cumberland live here?" hiccupped Simon.

"No, sir, he does not."

"Sorry--sorry--sorry," said Simon. "My mistake--entirely my mistake.
Very sorry to trouble you indeed. What a pretty little dog! What's his
name?"

He was entirely affable now, and, forgetful of knockers, wished to
strike up a friendship, a desire unshared evidently by the lady.

"I think you had better go away," said she, recognising a gentleman and
mourning the fact.

He considered this proposition deeply for a moment.

"That's all very well," said he, "but where am I to go? That's the
question."

"You had better go home."

This seemed slightly to irritate him.

"_I'm_ not going home--_this_ time of night--not likely." He began to
descend the steps as if to get away from admonition. "Not me; you can go
home yourself."

Off he went.

He walked three times round Berkeley Square. He met a constable,
enquired where that street ended and when, found sympathy in return for
half-crowns, and was mothered into a straighter street.

Half-way down the straighter street he remembered he hadn't shown the
sympathetic constable his door-knocker, but the policeman, fortunately,
had passed out of sight.

Then he stood for awhile remembering Cerise. Her vision had suddenly
appeared before him; it threw him into deep melancholy--profound
melancholy. He went on till the lights and noise of Piccadilly restored
him. Then, further on, he entered a flaming doorway through which came
the music of a band.



PART III



CHAPTER I

THE LAST SOVEREIGN


On the morning of the fourth of June, the same morning on which Simon
had broken like a butterfly from his chrysalis of long-moulded custom
and stiff routine, Mr. Bobby Ravenshaw, nephew and only near relation of
Simon Pettigrew, awoke in his chambers in Pactolus Mansions, Piccadilly,
yawned, rang for his tea, and, picking up the book he had put beside him
on dropping to sleep, began to read.

The book was _Monte Cristo_. Now Pactolus Mansions, Piccadilly, sounds a
very grand address, and, as a matter of fact, it is a grand address, but
the address is grander than the place. For one thing, it is not in
Piccadilly, the approach is up a dubious side street; the word
"Pactolus" bears little relationship to it, nor the word "Mansions," and
the rents are moderate. Downstairs there is a restaurant and a lounge
with cosy corners.

People take chambers in Pactolus Mansions and vanish. The fact is never
reported to the Society for Psychical Research, the levitation being
always accountable for by solid reasons. To stop them from vanishing
before their rent is paid they have to pay their rent in advance. No
credit is given under any circumstances. This seems hard, yet there are
the compensating advantages that the rent is low, the service good, and
the address taking.

Bobby Ravenshaw had chosen to live in Pactolus Mansions because it was
the cheapest place he could get near the gayest place in town.

Bobby was an orphan, an Oxford man without a degree, and with a taste
for literature and fine clothes. Absolutely irresponsible. Five hundred
a year, derived from Simon, of whose only sister he was the son, and an
instinct for bridge that was worth another two hundred and fifty
supported Bobby in a lame sort of way, assisted by friends, confiding
tailors and bootmakers, and a genial moneylender who was also a cigar
merchant.

Bobby had started in life a year or two ago with cleverness of no mean
order and the backing of money, but Fate had dealt him out two bad
cards: a nature that was charming and irresponsible, and good looks.
Girls worshipped Bobby, and if his talents had only cast him on the
stage their worship might have helped. As it was, it hindered, for Bobby
was a literary man, and no girl has ever bought a book on the strength
of the good looks of the author.

His tea having arrived, Bobby drank it, finished the chapter in _Monte
Cristo_ and then rose and dressed.

He was leaving Pactolus Mansions that day for the very good reason that,
if he wished to stay beyond twelve o'clock, he would have to pay a
month's rent in advance, and he only had thirty shillings.

Uncle Simon had "foreclosed." That was Bobby's expression, a month ago.
For a month Bobby had watched the sands running down; no more money to
come in and all the time money running out. Absolutely unalarmed, and
only noticing the fact as he might have noticed a change in the weather,
he had made no provision, trusting to chance, to bridge that betrayed
him, and to friends. Literature could not help. He had got into a wrong
groove as far as moneymaking went. Little articles for literary papers
of limited circulation and a really cultivated taste are not the
immediate means to financial support in a world that devours its
fictional literature like ham sandwiches, forgotten as soon as
eaten--and only fictional literature pays.

He was thinking more of _Monte Cristo_ than of his own position as he
dressed. The fact that he had to look out for other rooms worried him as
an uncomfortable business to be performed, but not much. If he couldn't
get other rooms that day he could always stay with Tozer. Tozer was an
Oxford man with chambers in the Albany--chambers always open to Bobby at
any hour. A sure stand-by in trouble.

Then, having dressed, he took his hat and stick and the sovereign and
half-sovereign lying on the mantel, tipped the servant the
half-sovereign, and ordered that his things should be packed and his
luggage taken to the office to be left till he called for it.

"I'm going to the country," said Bobby, "and I'll send my address for
letters to be forwarded."

Then he started.

He called first at the Albany.

Tozer, the son of a big, defunct Manchester cotton merchant, was a man
of some twenty-three years, red-haired, with a taste for the good things
of life, a taste for boxing, a taste for music, and a hard common sense
that never deserted him even in his gayest and most frivolous moods.
His chambers were newly furnished, the walls of the sitting-room adorned
with old prints, mostly proofs before letter; boxing gloves and
single-sticks hinted of themselves, and a violoncello stood in the
corner.

He was at breakfast when Bobby arrived. Tozer rang for another cup and
plate.

"Tozer," said Bobby, "I'm bust."

"Aren't surprised to hear it," replied Tozer. "Try these kippers."

"One single sovereign in the world, my boy, and I'm hunting for new
rooms."

"What's the matter with your old rooms? Have they kicked you out?"

Bobby explained.

"Good Lord!" said Tozer. "You've cut the ground from under your feet,
staying at a place like that."

"It's not all my fault, it's my relative. I always boasted to him that I
paid my rent in advance; he took it as a sign of wisdom."

"What made him go back on you?"

"A girl."

"Which way?"

"Well, it was this way. I was staying with the Huntingdons, you know,
the Warwickshire lot."

"I know--bridge and brandy crowd."

"Oh, they're all right. Well, I was staying with them when I met her."

"What's her name?"

"Alice Carruthers."

"Heave ahead."

"I got engaged to her; she hadn't a penny."

"Just like you."

"And her people haven't a penny, and I wrote like a fool telling the
relative. He gave me the option of cutting her off or being cut off. It
seems her people were the real obstacle. He wrote quite libellous things
about them. I refused."

"Of course."

"And he cut me off. Well, the funny thing was she cut me off a week
later, and she's engaged now to a chap called Harkness."

"Well, why don't you tell the relative and make it up?"

"Tell him she'd fired me! Besides, it's no use, he'd just go on to other
things--what he calls extravagances and irresponsibilities."

"I see."

"That's just how it is."

"Look here, Bobby," said Tozer, "you've just got to cut all this
nonsense and get to work. You've been making a fool of yourself."

"I have," said Bobby, helping himself to marmalade.

"There's no use saying, 'I have,' and then forgetting. I know you.
You're a good sort, Bobby, but you are in the wrong set; you couldn't
keep the pace. You've loads of cleverness and you're going to rot.
Work!"

"How?"

"Write," said Tozer, who believed in Bobby and hated to see him going to
waste. "Write. I've always been urging you to settle down and write."

"I made five pounds ten last year writing," said Bobby.

"I know--articles on old French poetry and so on. You've got to write
fiction. You can do it. That little story you wrote for Tillson's was
ripping."

"The devil of it is," said Bobby, "I can't find plots. I can write all
right if I have only something to write about, but I can't find plots."

"That's rubbish, and pure laziness. Can't find plots, with your
experience of London and life! You've got to find plots, and find them
sharp; it's the only trade open to you. You can do it, and it pays. Now
look here, B. R. I'll finance you----"

"Thanks awfully," said Bobby, helping himself to a cigarette from a box
on a little table near by.

"Reserve your thanks. I'm not going to finance a slacker, which you are
at present, but a hard-working literary man, which you will be when I
have done with you. I will give you a room here on the strict conditions
that you keep early hours five days a week."

"Yes."

"That you give up bridge."

"Yes."

"And fooling after girls."

"Yes."

"And this day set out and find a plot for a good, honest, payable piece
of fiction, novel length. I'm not going to let you off with short-story
writing."

"Yes."

"I know a good publisher, and I will assure you that the thing shall be
published in the best form, that I will back the advertising and
pushing--see? And I will promise you that, however the thing turns out,
you shall have two hundred pounds. You will get all profits if it is a
success, understand me?"

"Yes."

"You shall have five pounds a week pocket-money whilst you are writing,
to be repaid out of profits if the profits exceed two hundred, not to be
repaid if they don't."

"I don't like taking money for nothing," said Bobby.

"You won't get it, only for hard work. Besides, it's for my amusement
and interest. I believe in you, and I want to see my belief justified.
You need never bother about taking money from me. First, I have plenty;
secondly, I never give it without a _quid pro quo_, the trading instinct
is too strong in me."

"Well," said Bobby, "it's jolly good of you, and I'll pay you the lot
back, if----"

Tozer was lighting a cigarette; he flung the match down impatiently.

"If! You'll do nothing if you begin with an 'if.' Now, make up your mind
quick without any 'ifs.' Will you, or won't you?"

"I will," said Bobby, suddenly catching on to the idea and taking fire.
"I believe I can do it if----"

"If!" shouted Tozer.

"I _will_ do it. I'll find a plot. I'll dig in my brains right
away--I'll hunt round."

"Off with you, then," said Tozer, "and send your luggage here and come
back to-night with your plot. You can work in your bedroom and you can
have all your meals here--I forgot to include that. Now I'm going to
have a tune on the 'cello."

Bobby departed with a light heart. His position, before calling on
Tozer, had really begun to weigh on him. Tozer had given him even more
than the promise of financial support, he had given him the backing of
his common sense. He had "jawed" him mildly, and Bobby felt all the
better for it. It was like a tonic. His high spirits as he descended the
stairs increased with every step taken.

Bobby was no sponge. Bridge and the relative had kept him going, and he
had always managed to meet his debts, with the exception, perhaps, of a
tradesman or two; nor would he have taken this favour from any other man
than Tozer, and perhaps not even from Tozer had it not been accompanied
by the "jawing."

So he set out, light of heart, young, good-looking, well-dressed, yet
with only a sovereign, to hunt through the summer landscape of London
for the plot for a novel.

Why, he was the plot for a novel, or at least the beginning of one, had
he known!

He did not, but he had an intimate knowledge of Tozer's fictional
proclivities and a fine understanding of exactly what Tozer wanted.
Bones, ribs, and vertebra, construction--or, in other words, story.
Tozer could not be fubbed off with fine writing, with long
introspective chapters dealing with the boyhood of the author, with sham
psychology masquerading as Fiction; nor, indeed, could Bobby have
supplied the two latter features. Tozer wanted action, people moving on
their feet under the dominion of the author's purpose, through
situations, towards a definite goal.

Out in Vigo Street, and despite the aura of inspiration around the
Bodley Head, Bobby's high spirits came slightly under eclipse; it all at
once seemed to him that he had undertaken a task. In Cork Street, as he
stood for a moment looking at the rare editions exposed in the windows
of Elkin Mathews, this feeling grew and put on horns.

A task to Bobby meant a thing disagreeable to do, and the elegant
volumes of minor poets, copies of the Yellow Book, and vellum-bound
editions of belles lettres were saying to him, "You've got to write a
novel, my boy, a good Mudie novel, the sort of novel the Tozers of life
will pay for; no little essays written with the little finger turned up.
No modern verses like your 'Harmonies and Discords,' that cost you
twenty-five pounds to produce and sold sixteen copies of itself,
according to last returns. You have got to be the harmonious blacksmith
now; get into your apron, get under your spreading chestnut-tree, and
produce."

In Bond Street he met Lord Billy Tottenham, a fellow Oxonian, who met
his death in a mud-hole in Flanders the other year.

Lord Billy, with a boyish, smug, but immovable face adorned with a
tortoiseshell-rimmed eyeglass.

"Hello, Bobby!" said Billy.

"Hello, Billy!" said Bobby.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Billy.

"Broke to the world, my dear chap."

"What was the horse?" asked Billy.

"'Twasn't a horse--a girl, mostly."

"Well, you're not the first chap that's been broke by a girl," said
Billy. "Walk along a bit--but it might have been worse."

"How so?"

"She might have married you."

"Maybe; but the worst of it is I've got to work--tuck up my sleeves and
work."

"What at?"

"Novel-writing."

"Well, that's easy enough," said Billy cheerfully. "You can easily get
some literary cove to do the writing and stick your name to it, and
we'll all buy your books, my boy, we'll all buy your books; not that I
ever read books much, but I'll buy 'em if you write 'em. Come into
Jubber's."

Arm-in-arm they entered Long's Hotel, where Billy resided, and over a
mutual whisky-and-soda they forgot books and discussed horses; they
lunched together and discussed dogs, girls, and mutual friends. It was
like old times again, but over the liqueurs and over the cigarette-smoke
suddenly appeared to Bobby the vision of Tozer. He said good-bye to the
affluent one, and departed. "I've got to work," said Bobby.

His momentary lapse from the direction of the target only served to pull
him together, and it seemed, now, as though the luncheon and the lapse
had made things easier. He told himself if he hadn't brains enough to
scare up some sort of plot for a six-shilling novel he had better drown
himself. If he couldn't do what hundreds of people with half his
knowledge of the world and ability were doing he would be a mug of the
very first water.

If anything depressed him it was the horrible and futile assurance of
Billy that "his friends would buy his books." He went to Pactolus
Mansions and ordered his luggage to be sent to the Albany, then he
changed his sovereign and bought a cigar, then an omnibus gave him an
inspiration. He would get on top of an omnibus and in that cool and airy
position do a bit of thinking.

It was not an original idea; he had read, or heard, of a famous author
who thought out his plots on the tops of omnibuses--but it was an idea.
He clambered on to the top of an eastward-going bus, and, behind a fat
lady with bugles on her bonnet, tried to compose his mind.

Why not make a story about--Billy? People liked reading of the
aristocracy, and Billy was a character in his way and had many stories
attached to him. He could start the book grandly, simply out of
remembered visions of Lord William Tottenham in his gayest moods. L. W.
T. emptying bottles of cliquot into a grand piano at Oxford. Oxford--ay,
grander and grander--the book should begin at Oxford with a fresh and
vigorous picture of University life. Tozer would come in, and a host of
others; then, after Oxford, there was the rub.

The story that had begun so brightly suddenly ceased.

A character and a situation do not make a story.

They had reached the Bank--as if by derision, when he told himself this.
He got off the omnibus and got on a westward-bound one harking back to
the land he knew. He remembered the expression, "racking one's brains to
find a plot." He knew the meaning of it now.

At Piccadilly Circus, where all the things meet, a lanky, wild-looking,
red-haired girl in a picture hat and a fit of abstraction--that was the
impression she gave--caught his eye. In a moment he was after her.

Here was salvation. Julia Delyse, the last catch-on, whose books were
selling by the hundred thousand. He had met her at the Three Arts Ball
and once since. She had called him Bobby the second time. He had flirted
with her, as he flirted with everything with skirts on, and forgotten
her. She was very modern; modern enough to raise the hair on a
grandmother's scalp. Her looks were to match.

"Hello," said he.

"Hello, Bobby," said Julia.

"You are just the person I want to see," said Bobby.

"How's that?" said Julia.

"I'm in a fix."

"What sort of fix?"

"I've got to write a novel."

"What's the hurry?" asked Julia.

"Money," said Bobby.

"Make money?"

"Yes."

"If you write for money you're lost," said Julia.

"I'm lost anyway," replied Bobby. "Where are you going to?"

"Home; my flat's close by. Come and have some tea."

"I don't mind. Well now, see here; I've got to do it and I can't find
anything to write about."

"With all London before you?"

"I know, but when I start to think it all gets behind me. I want you to
start me with some idea; you're full of ideas and you know the ropes."

They had reached the flat, and the lady with ideas ushered him in.

The sitting-room was in a scheme of black with Japanese effects; she
offered cigarettes, lit one herself, and tea was brought in.

Then the hypnotism began.

The fact that she was a "famous authoress" would not have mattered a
button to Bobby yesterday; to-day, on his new strange road, it lent her
a charm that completed the fascination of her wondrous eyes. They seemed
wild in the street, but when she looked at one intensively they were
wonderful. Plots were forgotten, and in the twilight Bobby's full,
musical voice might have been heard discussing literature--with long
pauses.

"Dear old thing.... Is that cushion comfy?... Oh, bother the girl and
the tea-things!... Just put your head so--so...."

He had been hooked twenty times by girls and pulled off the hook by
parents or been thrown back by the fisherwoman on inspecting his bank
balance, but he had never been hooked like this before, for Julia had no
parents to speak of; she was above bank balances, and her grip was of
iron where passion was concerned, and publishers. Her publishers could
have told you that by the way she gripped her rights when they tried to
cheat her of them, for, despite her wondrous eyes and wild air and the
fact that she was a genius, she was practical as well as tenacious in
hold.

Then, at the end of the _séance_, Bobby found himself leaving the flat a
semi-tied-up man. He couldn't remember whether he had proposed to her or
she to him, or whether either of them had proposed or actually accepted,
but there was a tie between them, a tie slight enough and not binding in
any court; less an engagement than an attachment formed, so he told
himself.

He remembered in the street, however, that a tie between him and an
authoress was not what Tozer wanted; he had received no plot or even
literary hint. Had he retained his clear senses during the _séance_, and
had he possessed a knowledge of Julia Delyse's brilliant and cynical
books, he might have wondered where the brilliancy and cynicism came
from. In love, Julia was absolutely unliterary--and a bit
heavy--clinging, as it were.

The momentary idea of running back to ask for the forgotten plot, as for
a hat left behind, was dispelled by this sudden feeling that she was
heavy.

Under the fascination of her eyes and in that weird room she seemed
light; in St. James's Street, where he now was, she seemed heavy. And he
would have to go on with the attachment for awhile or be a brute. That
recognition, with the remembrance of Tozer and a recognition of his
failure in his search for the one essential thing, depressed him for a
moment. Then he determined to forget about everything and go and have
dinner. In other words, failing in his search for the thing he wanted,
he stopped searching, leaving the matter in the hands of blind chance.



CHAPTER II

UNCLE SIMON


Or fate, if you like it better, for it was fated that Bobby should find
that day the thing he was in search of.

He dined at a little club he patronised in a street off St. James's
Street, met a friend named Foulkes, and adjourned to the Alhambra,
Foulkes insisting on doing all the paying.

They left the Alhambra at half-past ten.

"I must be getting back to the Albany," said Bobby. "I'm sharing rooms
with a chap, and he's an early bird."

"Oh, let him wait," said Foulkes. "Come along for ten minutes to the
Stage Club."

They went to the Stage Club. Then, the place being empty and little
amusement to be found there, they departed, Foulkes declaring his
determination to see Bobby part of the way home.

Passing a large entrance hall blazing with light and filled with the
noise of a distant band, Foulkes stopped.

"Come in here for a moment," said he. In they went.

The place was gay--very gay. Little marble-topped tables stood about;
French waiters running from table to table and serving guests--ladies
and gentlemen.

At a long glittering bar many men were standing, and a Red Hungarian
Band was discoursing scarlet music.

Foulkes took a table and ordered refreshment. The place was horrid. One
could not tell exactly what there was about it that went counter to all
the finer feelings and the sense of home, simplicity, and happiness.

Bobby, rather depressed, felt this, but Foulkes, a man of tougher fibre,
seemed quite happy.

"What ails you, Ravenshaw?" asked Foulkes.

"Nothing," said Bobby. "No, I won't have any more to drink. I've work to
do----"

Then he stopped and stared before him with eyes wide.

"What is it now?" asked Foulkes.

"Good Lord!" said Bobby. "Look at that chap at the bar!"

"Which one?"

"The one with the straw hat on the back of his head. It can't be--but
it is--it's the Relative."

"The one you told me of that fired you out and cut you off with a
shilling?"

"Yes. Uncle Simon. No, it's not, it can't be. It is, though, in a straw
_hat_."

"And squiffy," said Foulkes.

Bobby got up and, leaving the other, strolled to the bar casually. The
man at the bar was toying with a glass of soda-water supplied to him on
sufferance. Bobby got close to him. Yes, that was the right hand with
the white scar--got when a young man "hunting"--and the seal ring.

The last time Bobby had met Uncle Simon was in the office in Old
Serjeants' Inn. Uncle Simon, seated at his desk-table with his back to
the big John Tann safe, had been in bitter mood; not angry, but stern.
Bobby seated before him, hat in hand, had offered no apologies or
exculpations for his conduct with girls, for his stupid engagement, for
his idleness. He had many bad faults, but he never denied them, nor did
he seek to minimise them by explanations and lies.

"I tried to float you," had said Uncle Simon, as though Bobby were a
company. "I have failed. Well, I have done my duty, and I clearly see
that I will not be doing my duty by continuing as I have done; the
allowance I have made you is ended. You will now have to swim for
yourself. I should never have put money in your hands; I quite see
that."

"I can make my own living," said Bobby. "I am not without gratitude for
what you have done----"

"And a nice way you have shown your gratitude," said the other,
"tangling yourself like that--gaming, frequenting bars."

So the interview had ended. Frequenting bars!

"Uncle Simon!" said Bobby half-nervously, touching the other on the arm.

Uncle Simon swung slowly round. Bobby might have been King Canute for
all Uncle Simon knew. He had got beyond the stage where the word "uncle"
from a stranger would have aroused ire or surprise.

"H'are you?" said Simon. "Have a drink?"

Yes, it was Uncle Simon right enough, and Bobby, in all his life, had
never received such a shock as that which came to him now with the full
recognition of the fact. St. Paul's Cathedral turned into a
gambling-shop, the Bishop of London dressed as a clown, would have been
nothing to this. He was horrified. He came to the swift conclusion that
Uncle Simon had come to smash somehow, and gone mad. A vague idea flew
through his mind that his respected relative was dressed like this as a
disguise to avoid creditors, but he had sense enough not to ask
questions.

"I don't mind," said he; "I'll have a small soda."

"Small grandmother," said the other; then, nodding to the bar-tender,
"'Nother same as mine."

"What have you been doing?" asked Bobby vaguely, as he took the glass.

"Roun' the town--roun' the town," replied the other. "Gl'd to meet you.
What've you been doin'?"

"Oh, I've just been going round the town."

"Roun' the town, that's the way--roun' the town," replied the other.
"Roun' an' roun' and roun' the town."

Foulkes broke into this intellectual discussion.

"I'm off," said Foulkes.

"Stay a minit," said Uncle Simon. "What'll you have?"

"Nothing, thanks," said Foulkes.

"Come on," said Bobby, taking the arm of his relative.

"W'ere to?" asked the other, hanging back slightly.

"Oh, we'll go round the town--round and round. Come on." Then to
Foulkes, "Get a taxi, quick!"

Foulkes vanished towards the door.

Then Simon, falling in with the round-the-town idea, arm-in-arm, the
pair threaded their way between the tables, the cynosure of all eyes,
Simon exhibiting dispositions to stop and chat with seated and absolute
strangers, Bobby perspiring and blushing. All the lectures on fast
living he had ever endured were nothing to this; the shame of folly, for
the first time in his life, appeared definitely before him, and the
relief of the street and the waiting taxi beyond words.

They bundled Simon in.

"No. 12, King Charles Street, Westminster," said Bobby to the driver.

Uncle Simon's head and bust appeared at the door of the vehicle, the
address given by Bobby seeming to have paralysed the round-the-town idea
in his mind.

"Ch'ing Cross Hotel," said he. "Wach you mean givin' wrong address? I'm
staying Ch'ing Cross Hotel."

"Well, let's go to Charles Street _first_," agreed Bobby.

"No--Ch'ing Cross Hotel--luggage waitin' there."

Bobby paused.

Could it be possible that this was the truth? It couldn't be stranger
than the truth before him.

"All right," said he. "Charing Cross Hotel, driver."

He said good-bye to Foulkes, got in, and shut the door.

Uncle Simon seemed asleep.

The Charing Cross Hotel was only a very short distance away, and when
they got there Bobby, leaving the sleeping one undisturbed, hopped out
to make enquiries as to whether a Mr. Pettigrew was staying there; if
not, he could go on to Charles Street.

In the hall he found the night porter and Mudd.

"Good heavens! Mr. Robert, what are you doing here?" said Mudd.

Bobby took Mudd aside.

"What's the matter with my uncle, Mudd?" asked Bobby in a tragic
half-whisper.

"Matter!" said Mudd, wildly alarmed. "What's he been a-doing of?"

"I've got him in a cab outside," said Bobby.

"Oh, thank God!" said Mudd. "He's not hurt, is he?"

"No; only three sheets in the wind."

Mudd broke away for the door, followed by the other.

Simon was still asleep.

They got him out, and between them they brought him in, Bobby paying the
fare with the last of his sovereign.

Arrived at the room, Mudd turned on the electric light, and then,
between them, they got the reveller to bed. Folding his coat, Mudd,
searching in the pockets, found a brass door-knocker. "Good Lord!"
murmured Mudd. "He's been a-takin' of knockers."

He hid the knocker in a drawer and proceeded. Two pounds ten was all the
money to be found in the clothes, but Simon had retained his watch and
chain by a miracle.

Bobby was astonished at Simon's pyjamas, taken out of a drawer by Mudd;
blue and yellow striped silk, no less.

"He'll be all right now, and I'll have another look at him," said Mudd.
"Come down, Mr. Robert."

"Mudd," said Bobby, when they were in the hall again, "what is it?"

"He's gone," said Mudd; "gone in the head."

"Mad?"

"No, not mad; it's a temporary abrogation. Some of them new diseases,
the doctor says. It's his youth come back on him, grown like a wisdom
tooth. Yesterday he was as right as you or me; this morning he started
off for the office as right as myself. It must have struck him sudden.
Same thing happened last year and he got over it. It took a month,
though."

"Good heavens!" said Bobby. "I met him in a bar, by chance. If he's
going on like this for a month you'll have your work cut out for you,
Mudd."

"There's no name to it," said Mudd. "Mr. Robert, this has to be kept
close in the family and away from the office; you've got to help with
him."

"I'll do my best," said Bobby unenthusiastically, "but, hang it, Mudd,
I've got my living to make now. I've no time to hang about bars and
places, and if to-night's a sample----"

"We've got to get him away to the country or somewhere," said Mudd,
"else it means ruin to the business and Lord knows what all. It's got to
be done, Mr. Robert, and you've got to help, being the only relative."

"Couldn't that doctor man take care of him?"

"Not he," said Mudd; "he's given me instructions. The master is just to
be let alone in reason; any thwarting or checking might send him clean
off. He's got to be led, not driven."

Bobby whistled softly and between his teeth. He couldn't desert Uncle
Simon. He never remembered that Uncle Simon had deserted him for just
such conduct, or even less, for Bobby, stupid as he was, had rarely
descended to the position he had found Uncle Simon in a little while
ago.

Bobby was young, generous, forgetful and easy to forgive, so the fact
that the Relative had deserted him and cut him off with a shilling never
occurred to his open soul at this critical moment.

Uncle Simon had to be looked after. He felt the truth of Mudd's words
about the office. If this thing were known it would knock the business
to pieces. Bobby was no fool, and he knew something of Simon's
responsibilities; he administered estates, he had charge of trust-money,
he was the most respected solicitor in London. Heavens! if this were
known, what a rabbit-run for frightened clients Old Serjeants' Inn would
become within twenty-four hours!

Then, again, Bobby was a Ravenshaw. The Ravenshaws were much above the
Pettigrews. The Ravenshaws were a proud race, and the old Admiral, his
father, who lost all his money in Patagonian Bonds, was the proudest of
the lot, and he had handed his pride to his son.

Yes, leaving even the office aside, Uncle Simon must be looked after.

Now if U. S. had been a lunatic the task would have been abominable but
simple, but a man who had suddenly developed extraordinary youth, yet
was, so the doctor said, sane--a man who must be just humoured and
led--was a worse proposition.

Playing bear-leader to a young fool was an entirely different thing to
being a young fool oneself. Even his experience of an hour ago told
Bobby this; that short experience was his first sharp lesson in the
disgustingness of folly. He shied at the prospect of going on with the
task. But Uncle Simon must be looked after. He couldn't get over or
under that fence.

"Well, I'll do what I can," said he. "I'll come round to-morrow morning.
But see here, Mudd, where does he get his money from?"

"He's got ten thousand pounds somewhere hid," said Mudd.

"Ten thousand what?"

"Pounds. Ten thousand pounds somewhere hid. The doctor told me he had
it. He drew the same last year and spent five in a month."

"Five pounds?"

"Five thousand, Mr. Robert."

"Five thousand in a month! I say, this is serious, Mudd."

"Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!" said Mudd. "Don't tell me--I know--and, me, I've
been working forty years for five hundred."

"He couldn't have taken it out with him to-day, do you think?"

"No, Mr. Robert, I don't think he's as far gone as that. He's always
been pretty close with his money, and closeness sticks, abrogation or no
abrogation; but it's not the money I'm worritin' so much about as the
women."

"What women?"

"Them that's always looking out for such as he."

"Well, we must coosh them off," said Bobby.

"You'll be here in the morning, Mr. Robert?"

"Yes, I'll be here, and, meanwhile, keep an eye on him."

"Oh, I'll keep an eye on him," said Mudd.

Then the yawning night porter saw this weird conference close, Mudd
going off upstairs and Bobby departing, a soberer and wiser young man
even than when he had entered.

It was late when he reached the Albany. Tozer was sitting up, reading a
book on counterpoint.

"Well, what luck?" asked Tozer, pleased at the other's gravity and
sobriety.

"I've found a plot," said Bobby; "at least, the middle of one, but it's
tipsy."

"Tipsy?"

"It's my--Tozer, this is a dead secret between you and me--it's my
Relative."

"Your uncle?"

"Yes."

"What on earth do you mean?"

Bobby explained.

Tozer made some tea over a spirit lamp as he listened, then he handed
the other a cup.

"That's interesting," said he, as he sat down again and filled a pipe.
"That's interesting."

"But look here," said the other, "do you believe it? Can a man get young
again and forget everything and go on like this?"

"I don't know," said Tozer, "but I believe he can--and he seems to be
doing it, don't he?"

"He does; we found a knocker in his coat pocket."

"I beg your pardon, a what?"

"A door-knocker; he must have wrung it off a door somewhere, a big brass
one, like a lion's head."

"How old is he?"

"Uncle?"

"Yes."

"Sixty."

Tozer calculated.

"Forty years ago--yes, the young chaps about town were still ringing
door-knockers then; it was going out, but I had an uncle who did it.
This is interesting." Then he exploded. He had never seen Simon the
solicitor, or his mirth might have been louder.

"It's very easy to laugh," said Bobby, rather huffed, "but you would not
laugh if you were in my shoes--I've got to look after him."

"I beg your pardon," said Tozer. "Now let me be serious. Whatever
happens, you have got a fine _ficelle_ for a story. I'm in earnest; it
only wants working out."

"Oh, good heavens!" said Bobby. "Does one eat one's grandmother? And how
am I to write stories tied like this?"

"He'll write it for you," said Tozer, "or I'm greatly mistaken, if you
only hang on and give him a chance. He's begun it for you. And as for
eating your grandmother, uncles aren't grandmothers, and you can change
his name."

"I wish to goodness I could," said Bobby. "The terror I'm in is lest
his name should come out in some mad escapade."

"I expect he's been in the same terror of you," said Tozer, "many a
time."

"Yes, but I hadn't an office to look after and a big business."

"Well, you've got one now," said Tozer, "and it will teach you
responsibility, Bobby; it will teach you responsibility."

"Hang responsibility!"

"I know; that's what your uncle has often said, no doubt. Responsibility
is the only thing that steadies men, and the sense of it is the
grandfather of all the other decent senses. You'll be a much better man
for this, Bobby, or my name is not Tozer."

"I wish it were Ravenshaw," said Bobby. Then remembrance made him pause.

"I ought to tell you----" said he, then he stopped.

"Well?" said Tozer.

"I promised you to stop--um--fooling after girls."

"That means, I expect, that you have been doing it."

"Not exactly, and yet----"

"Go on."

Bobby explained.

"Well," said Tozer, "I forgive you. It was good intent spoiled by
atavism. You returned to your old self for a moment, like your Uncle
Simon. Do you know, Bobby, I believe this disease of your uncle's is
more prevalent than one would imagine--though of course in a less acute
form. We are all of us always returning to our old selves, by fits and
starts--and paying for the return. You see what you have done to-day.
Your Uncle Simon has done nothing more foolish, you both found your old
selves.

"Lord, that old self! All the experience and wisdom of the world don't
head it off, it seems to me, when it wants to return. Well, you've done
it, and when you write your story you can put yourself in as well as
your uncle, and call the whole thing, 'A Horrible Warning.' Good night."



CHAPTER III

THE HUNDRED-POUND NOTE


Uncle Simon awoke consumed by thirst, but without a headache; a good
constitution and years of regular life had given him a large balance to
draw upon.

Mudd was in the room arranging things; he had just drawn up the blind.

"Who's that?" asked Simon.

"Mudd," replied the other.

Mudd's _tout ensemble_ as a new sort of hotel servant seemed to please
Simon, and he accepted him at once as he accepted everything that
pleased him.

"Give me that water-bottle," said Simon.

Mudd gave it. Simon half-drained it and handed it back. The draught
seemed to act on him like the elixir vitæ.

"What are you doing with those clothes?" said he.

"Oh, just folding them," said Mudd.

"Well, just leave them alone," replied the other. "Is there any money
in the pockets?"

"These aren't what you wore last night," said Mudd; "there was two
pounds ten in the pockets of what you had on. Here it is, on the
mantel."

"Good," said Simon.

"Have you any more money anywhere about?" asked Mudd.

Now Simon, spendthrift in front of pleasure and heedless of money as the
wind, in front of Mudd seemed cautious and a bit suspicious. It was as
though his subliminal mind recognised in Mudd restraint and guardianship
and common sense.

"Not a halfpenny," said he. "Give me that two pounds ten."

Mudd, alarmed at the vigour of the other, put the money on the little
table by the bed.

Simon was at once placated.

"Now put me out some clothes," said he. He seemed to have accepted Mudd
now as a personal servant--hired when? Heaven knows when; details like
that were nothing to Simon.

Mudd, marvelling and sorrowing, put out a suit of blue serge, a blue
tie, a shirt and other things of silk. There was a bathroom, off the
bedroom, and, the things put out, Simon arose and wandered into the
bathroom, and Mudd, taking his seat on a chair, listened to him tubbing
and splashing--whistling, too, evidently in the gayest spirits, spirits
portending another perfect day.

"Lead him," had said Oppenshaw. Why, Mudd already was being led. There
was something about Simon, despite his irresponsibility and good humour,
that would not brook a halter even if the halter were of silk. Mudd
recognised that. And the money! What had become of the money? The locked
portmanteau might contain it, but where was the key?

Mudd did not even know whether his unhappy master had recognised him or
not, and he dared not ask, fearing complications. But he knew that Simon
had accepted him as a servant, and that knowledge had to suffice.

If Simon had refused him, and turned him out, that would have been a
tragedy indeed.

Simon, re-entering the bedroom, bath towel in hand, began to dress, Mudd
handing things which Simon took as though half oblivious of the presence
of the other. He seemed engaged in some happy vein of thought.

Dressed and smart, but unshaved, though scarcely showing the fact, Simon
took the two pounds ten and put it in his pocket, then he looked at
Mudd. His expression had changed somewhat; he seemed working out some
problem in his mind.

"That will do," said he; "I won't want you any more for a few minutes. I
want to arrange things. You can go down and come back in a few minutes."

Mudd hesitated. Then he went.

He heard Simon lock the door. He went into an adjoining corridor and
walked up and down, dumbly praying that Mr. Robert would come--confused,
agitated, wondering.... Suppose Simon wanted to be alone to cut his
throat! The horror of this thought was dispelled by the recollection
that there were no razors about; also by the remembered cheerfulness of
the other. But why did he want to be alone?

Two minutes passed, three, five--then the intrigued one, making for the
closed door, turned the handle. The door was unlocked, and Simon,
standing in the middle of the room, was himself again.

"I've got a message I want you to take," said Simon.

Ten minutes later Mr. Robert Ravenshaw, entering the Charing Cross
Hotel, found Mudd with his hat on, waiting for him.

"Thank the Lord you've come, Mr. Robert!" said Mudd.

"What's the matter now?" asked Bobby. "Where is he?"

"He's having breakfast," said Mudd.

"Well, that's sensible, anyhow. Cheer up, Mudd; why, you look as if
you'd swallowed a funeral."

"It's the money," said Mudd. Then he burst out, "He told me to go from
the room and come back in a minit. Out I went, and he locked the door.
Back I came; there was he standing. 'Mudd,' said he, 'I've got a message
for you to take. I want you to take a bunch of flowers to a lady.' Me!"

"Yes?" said Bobby.

"To a lady!"

"'Where's the flowers?' said I, wishing to head him off. 'You're to go
and buy them,' said he. 'I have no money,' said I, wishing to head him
off. 'Hang money!' said he, and he puts his hand in his pocket and out
he brings a hundred-pound note and a ten-pound note. And he had only two
pounds ten when I left him. He's got the money in that portmanteau, that
I'm sure, and he got me out of the room to get it."

"Evidently," said Bobby.

"'Here's ten pounds,' said he; 'get the best bunch of flowers money can
buy and tell the lady I'm coming to see her later on in the day.'

"'What lady?' said I, wishing to head him off.

"'This is the address,' said he, and goes to the writing-table and
writes it out."

He handed Bobby a sheet of the hotel paper. Simon's handwriting was on
it, and a name and address supplied by that memory of his which clung so
tenaciously to all things pleasant.

"Miss Rossignol, 10, Duke Street, Leicester Square."

Bobby whistled.

"Did I ever dream I'd see this day?" mourned Mudd. "Me! Sent on a
message like that, by _him_!"

"This is a complication," said Bobby. "I say, Mudd, he must have been
busy yesterday--upon _my_ soul----"

"Question is, what am I to do?" said Mudd. "I'm goin' to take no flowers
to hussies."

Bobby thought deeply for a moment.

"Did he recognise you this morning?" he asked.

"I don't know," said Mudd, "but he made no bones. I don't believe he
remembered me right, but he made no bones."

"Well, Mudd, you'd better just swallow your feelings and take those
flowers, for if you don't, and he finds out, he may fire you. Where
would we be then? Besides, he's to be humoured, so the doctor said,
didn't he?"

"Shall I send for the doctor right off, sir?" asked Mudd, clutching at a
forlorn hope.

"The doctor can't stop him from fooling after girls," said Bobby,
"unless the doctor could put him away in a lunatic asylum; and he can't,
can he, seeing he says he's not mad? Besides, there's the slur, and the
thing would be sure to leak out. No, Mudd, just swallow your feelings
and trot off and get those flowers, and, meanwhile, I'll do what I can
to divert his mind. And see here, Mudd, you might just see what that
girl is like."

"Shall I tell her he's off his head and that maybe she'll have the law
on her if she goes on fooling with him?" suggested Mudd.

"No," said the more worldly-wise Bobby; "if she's the wrong sort that
would only make her more keen. She'd say to herself, 'Here's a queer old
chap with money, half off his nut, and not under restraint; let's make
hay before they lock him up.' If she's the right sort it doesn't matter;
he's safe, and, right sort or wrong sort, if he found you'd been
interfering he might send you about your business. No, Mudd, there's
nothing to be done but get the flowers and leave them, and see the lady
if possible, and make notes about her. Say as little as possible."

"He told me to tell her he'd call later in the day."

"Leave that to me," said Bobby. "And now, off with you."



CHAPTER IV

THE HUNDRED-POUND NOTE--_continued_


Mudd departed and Bobby made for the coffee-room.

He entered and looked around. A good many people were breakfasting in
the big room, the ordinary English breakfast crowd at a big hotel;
family parties, lone men and lone women, some reading letters, some
papers, and all, somehow, with an air of divorcement from home.

Simon was there, seated at a little table on the right and enjoying
himself. Now, and in his right mind, Simon gave Bobby another shock.
Could it be possible that this pleasant-faced, jovial-looking gentleman,
so well-dressed and _à la mode_, was Uncle Simon? What an improvement!
So it seemed at first glance.

Simon looked up from his sausages--he was having sausages, saw
Bobby--and with his unfailing memory of pleasant things, even dimly
seen, recognised him as the man of last night.

"Hullo," said Simon, as the other came up to the table, "there you are
again. Had breakfast?"

"No," said Bobby. "I'll sit here if I may." He drew a chair to the
second place that was laid and took his seat.

"Have sausages," said Simon. "Nothing beats sausages."

Bobby ordered sausages, though he would have preferred anything else. He
didn't want to argue.

"Nothing beats sausages," said Uncle Simon again.

Bobby concurred.

Then the conversation languished, just as it may between two old friends
or boon companions who have no need to keep up talk.

"Feeling all right this morning?" ventured Bobby.

"Never felt better in my life," replied the other. "Never felt better in
my life. How did you manage to get home?"

"Oh, I got home all right."

Simon scarcely seemed to hear this comforting declaration; scrambled
eggs had been placed before him.

Bobby, in sudden contemplation of a month of this business, almost
forgot his sausages. The true horror of Uncle Simon appeared to him now
for the first time. You see, he knew all the facts of the case. An
ordinary person, unknowing, would have accepted Simon as all right, but
it seemed to Bobby, now, that it would have been much better if his
companion had been decently and honestly mad, less uncanny. He was
obviously sane, though a bit divorced from things; obviously sane, and
eating scrambled eggs after sausages with the abandon of a schoolboy on
a holiday after a long term at a cheap school; sane, and enjoying
himself after a night like that--yet he was Simon Pettigrew.

Then he noticed that Simon's eyes were constantly travelling, despite
the scrambled eggs, in a given direction. A pretty young girl was
breakfasting with a family party a little way off--that was the
direction.

There was a mother, a father, something that looked like an uncle, what
appeared to be an aunt, and what appeared to be May dressed in a washing
silk blouse and plain skirt.

November was glancing at May.

Bobby remembered Miss Rossignol and felt a bit comforted; then he began
to feel uncomfortable: the aunt was looking fixedly at Simon. His
admiration had evidently been noted by Watchfulness; then the uncle
seemed to take notice.

Bobby, blushing, tried to make conversation, and only got replies.
Then, to his relief, the family, having finished breakfast, withdrew,
and Simon became himself again, cheerful and burning for the pleasures
of the day before him, the pleasures to be got from London, money, and
youth.

His conversation told this, and that he desired to include Bobby in the
scheme of things, and the young man could not help remembering
Thackeray's little story of how, coming up to London, he met a young
Oxford man in the railway carriage, a young man half-tipsy with the
prospect of a day in town and a "tear round"--with the prospect, nothing
more.

"What are you going to do now?" asked Bobby, as the other rose from the
table.

"Shaved," said Simon; "come along and get shaved; can't go about like
this."

Bobby was already shaved, but he followed the other outside to a
barber's and sat reading a _Daily Mirror_ and waiting whilst Simon was
operated on. The latter, having been shaved, had his hair brushed and
trimmed, and all the time during these processes the barber spake in
this wise, Simon turning the monologue to a duologue.

"Yes, sir, glorious weather, isn't it? London's pretty full, too, for
the time of year--fuller than I've seen for a long time. Ever tried face
massage, sir? Most comforting. Can be applied by yourself. Can sell you
a complete outfit, Parker's face cream and all, two pound ten. Thank
you, sir. Staying in the Charing Cross 'Otel? I'll have it sent to your
room. Yes, sir, the 'otel is full. There's a deal of money being spent
in London, sir. Raise your chin, sir, a leetle more. Ever try a Gillette
razor, sir? Useful should you wish to shave in a 'urry; beautiful
plated. This is it, sir--one guinea--shines like silver, don't it? Thank
you, sir, I'll send it up with the other. Yes, sir, it's most convenient
havin' a barber's close to the 'otel. I supply most of the 'otel people
with toilet rekisites. 'Air's a little thin on the top, sir; didn't mean
no offence, sir, maybe it's the light. Dry, that's what it is; it's the
'ot weather. Now, I'd recommend Coolers' Lotion followed after
application by Goulard's Brillantine. Oh, Lord, no, sir! _Them_
brillantines is no use. Goulard's is the only real; costs a bit more,
but then, cheap brillantine is rewin. Thank you, sir. And how are you
off for 'air brushes, sir? There's a pair of bargains in that
show-case--travellers' samples--I can let you have, silver-plated, as
good as you'll get in London and 'arf the price. Shine, don't they? And
feel the bristles--real 'og. Thank you, sir. Two ten--one one--one
four--two ten--and a shillin' for the 'air cut and shave. No, sir, I
can't change an 'undred-pound note. A ten? Yes, I can manage a ten.
Thank you, sir."

Seven pounds and sixpence for a hair-cut and shave--with accompaniments.
Bobby, tongue-tied and aghast, rose up.

"'Air cut, sir?" asked the barber.

"No, thanks," replied Bobby.

Simon, having glanced at himself in the mirror, picked up his straw hat
and walking-stick, and taking the arm of his companion, out they walked.

"Where are you going?" asked Bobby.

"Anywhere," replied the other; "I want to get some change."

"Why, you've got change!"

Simon unlinked, and in the face of the Strand and the passers-by
produced from his pocket two hundred-pound notes, three or four
one-pound notes, and a ten-pound note; searching in his pockets to see
what gold he had, he dropped a hundred-pound note, which Bobby quickly
recovered.

"Mind!" said Bobby. "You'll have those notes snatched."

"That's all right," said Simon.

He replaced the money in his pocket, and his companion breathed again.

Bobby had borrowed five pounds from Tozer in view of possibilities.

"Look here," said he, "what's the good of staying in London a glorious
day like this? Let's go somewhere quiet and enjoy ourselves--Richmond or
Greenwich or somewhere. I'll pay expenses and you need not bother about
change."

"No, you won't," said Simon. "You're going to have some fun along with
me. What's the matter with London?"

Bobby couldn't say.

Renouncing the idea of the country, without any other idea to replace it
except to keep his companion walking and away from shops and bars and
girls, he let himself be led. They were making back towards Charing
Cross. At the _Bureau de Change_ Simon went in, the idea of changing a
hundred-pound note pursuing him. He wanted elbow-room for enjoyment, but
the Bureau refused to make change. The note was all right; perhaps it
was Simon that was the doubtful quantity. He had quite a little quarrel
over the matter and came out arm-in-arm with his companion and flushed.

"Come along," said Bobby, a new idea striking him. "We'll get change
somewhere."

From Charing Cross, through Cockspur Street, then through Pall Mall and
up St. James's Street they went, stopping at every likely and unlikely
place to find change. Engaged so, Simon at least was not spending money
or taking refreshment. They tried at shipping offices, at insurance
offices, at gun-shops and tailors, till the weary Bobby began to loathe
the business, began to feel that both he and his companion were under
suspicion and almost that the business they were on was doubtful.

Simon, however, seemed to pursue it with zest and, now, without anger.
It seemed to Bobby as though he enjoyed being refused, as it gave him
another chance of entering another shop and showing that he had a
hundred-pound note to change--a horrible foolish satisfaction that put a
new edge to the affair. Simon was swanking.

"Look here,", said the unfortunate, at last, "wasn't there a girl you
told me of last night you wanted to send flowers to? Let's go and get
them; then we can have a drink somewhere."

"She'll wait," said Simon. "Besides, I've sent them. Come on."

"Very well," said Bobby, in desperation. "I believe I know a place
where you can get your note changed; it's close by."

They reached a cigar merchant's. It was the cigar merchants and
moneylenders that had often stood him in good stead. "Wait for me," said
Bobby, and he went in. Behind the counter was a gentleman recalling
Prince Florizel of Bohemia.

"Good morning, Mr. Ravenshaw," said this individual.

"Good morning, Alvarez," replied Bobby. "I haven't called about that
little account I owe you though--but cheer up. I've got you a new
customer--he wants a note changed."

"What sort of note?" asked Alvarez.

"A hundred-pound note; can you do it?"

"If the note's all right."

"Lord bless me, yes! I can vouch for that and for him; only he's strange
to London. He's got heaps of money, too, but you must promise not to
rook him too much over cigars, for he's a relative of mine."

"Where is he?" asked Alvarez.

"Outside."

"Well, bring him in."

Bobby went out. Uncle Simon was gone. Gone as though he had never been,
swallowed up in the passing crowd, fascinated away by heaven knows
what, and with all those bank-notes in his pocket. He might have got
into a sudden taxi or boarded an omnibus, or vanished up Sackville
Street or Albemarle Street; any passing fancy or sudden temptation would
have been sufficient.

Bobby, hurrying towards St. James's Street to have a look down it,
stopped a policeman.

"Have you seen an old gentleman--I mean a youngish-looking gentleman--in
a straw hat?" asked Bobby. "I've lost him." Scarcely waiting for the
inevitable reply, he hurried on, feeling that the constable must have
thought him mad.

St. James's Street showed nothing of Simon. He was turning back when,
half-blind to everything but the object of his search, he almost ran
into the arms of Julia Delyse. She was carrying a parcel that looked
like a manuscript.

"Why, Bobby, what is the matter with you?" asked Julia.

"I'm looking for someone," said Bobby distractedly. "I've lost a
relative of mine."

"I wish it were one of mine," said Julia. "What sort of relative?"

"An oldish man in a straw hat. Walk down a bit; you look that side of
the street and I'll watch this; he _may_ have gone into a shop--and I
_must_ get hold of him."

He walked rapidly on, and Julia, sucked for a moment into this whirlpool
of an Uncle Simon that had already engulfed Mudd, Bobby, and the good
name of the firm of Pettigrew, toiled beside him till they came nearly
to the Park railings.

"He's gone," said Bobby, stopping suddenly dead. "It's no use; he's
gone."

"Well, you'll find him again," said Julia hopefully. "Relatives always
turn up."

"Oh, he's sure to turn up," said the other, "and that's what I'm
dreading--it's the way he'll turn up that's bothering me."

"I could understand you better if I knew what you meant," said Julia.
"Let's walk back; this is out of my direction."

They turned.

Despite his perplexity and annoyance, Bobby could not suppress a feeling
of relief at having done with the business for a moment; all the same,
he was really distressed. The craving for counsel and companionship in
thought seized him.

"Julia, can you keep a secret?" asked he.

"Tight," said Julia.

"Well, it's my uncle."

"You've lost?"

"Yes; and he's got his pockets full of hundred-pound bank-notes--and
he's no more fit to be trusted with them than a child."

"What a delightful uncle!"

"Don't laugh; it's serious."

"He's not mad, is he?"

"No, that's the worst of it. He's got one of these beastly new
diseases--I don't know what it is, but as far as I can make out it's as
if he'd got young again without remembering what he is."

"How interesting!"

"Yes, you would find him very interesting if you had anything to do with
him; but, seriously, something has to be done. There's the family name
and there's his business." He explained the case of Simon as well as he
could.

Julia did not seem in the least shocked.

"But I think it's beautiful," she broke out. "Strange--but in a way
beautiful and pathetic. Oh, if _only_ a few more people could do the
same--become young, do foolish things instead of this eternal grind of
common sense, hard business, and everything that ruins the world!"

Bobby tried to imagine the world with an increased population of the
brand of Uncle Simon, and failed.

"I know," he said, "but it will be the ruin of his business and
reputation. Abstractly, I don't deny there's something to be said for
it, but in the concrete it don't work. Do think, and let's try to find a
way out."

"I'm thinking," said Julia.

Then, after a pause:

"You must get him away from London."

"That was my idea, but he won't go, not even to Richmond for a few
hours. He won't leave London."

"There's a place in Wessex I know," said Julia, "where there's a
charming little hotel. I was down there for a week in May. You might
take him there."

"We'd never get him into the train."

"Take him in a car."

"Might do that," said Bobby. "What's the name of it?"

"Upton-on-Hill; and I'll tell you what, I'll go down with you, if you
like, and help to watch him. I'd like to study him."

"I'll think of it," said Bobby hurriedly. The affair of Uncle Simon was
taking a new turn; like Fate, it was trying to force him into closer
contact with Julia. Craving for someone to help him to think, he had
welded himself to Julia with this family secret for solder. The idea of
a little hotel in the country with Julia, ever ready for embracements
and passionate scenes, the knowledge that he was almost half-engaged to
her, the instinct that she would suck him into cosy corners and
arbours--all this frankly frightened him. He was beginning to recognise
that Julia was quite light and almost brilliant in the street when
love-making was impossible, but impossibly heavy and dull, though
mesmeric, when alone with him with her head on his shoulder. And away in
the distance of his mind a deformed sort of common sense was telling him
that if once Julia got a good long clutch on him she would marry him; he
would pass from whirlpool to whirlpool of cosy corner and arbour over
the rapids of marriage with Julia clinging to him.

"I'll think of it," said he. "What's its name?"

"The Rose Hotel, Upton-on-Hill--think of Upton Sinclair. It's a jolly
little place, and such a nice landlord; we'd have a jolly time, Bobby.
Bobby, have you forgotten yesterday?"

"No," said Bobby, from his heart.

"I didn't sleep a wink last night," said the lady of the red hair. "Did
you?"

"Scarcely."

"Do you know," said she, "this is almost like Fate. It gives us a
chance to meet under the same roof quite properly since your uncle is
there--not that I care a button for the world, but still, there are the
proprieties, aren't there?"

"There are."

"Wait for me," said she. "I want to go into my publishers' with this
manuscript."

They had reached a fashionable publishers' office that had the
appearance of a bank premises. In she went, returning in a moment
empty-handed.

"Now I'm free," said she; "free for a month. What are you doing to-day?"

"I'll be looking for Uncle Simon," he replied. "I must rush back to the
Charing Cross Hotel, and after that--I must go on hunting. I'll see you
to-morrow, Julia."

"Are you staying at the Charing Cross?"

"No, I'm staying at B12, the Albany, with a man called Tozer."

"I wish we could have had the day together. Well, to-morrow, then."

"To-morrow," said Bobby.

He put her into a taxi and she gave the address of a female literary
club, then when the taxi had driven away he returned to the Charing
Cross Hotel.

There he found Mudd, who had just returned.



CHAPTER V

THE HOME OF THE NIGHTINGALES


Mudd, with the ten-pound note and the written address, had started that
morning with the intention of doing another errand as well. He first
took a cab to King Charles Street. It was a relief to find it there, and
that the house had not been burned down in the night. Fire was one of
Mudd's haunting dreads--fire and the fear of a mistress. He had
extinguishing-bombs hung in every passage, besides red, cone-shaped
extinguishers. If he could have had bombs to put out the flames of love
and keep women away he no doubt would have had them.

Mrs. Jukes received him, and he enquired if the plate had been locked
up. Then he visited his own room and examined his bank-book to see if it
were safe and untampered with; then he had a glass of ginger wine for
his stomach's sake.

"Where are you off to now?" asked Mrs. Jukes.

"On business for the master," replied Mudd. "I've some law papers to
take to an address. Lord! look at those brasses! Haven't the girls no
hands? Place going to rack and ruin if I leave it two instant minits.
And look at that fender--sure you put the chain on the hall door last
night?"

"Sure."

"Well, be sure you do it, for there's another Jack-the-Ripper chap goin'
about the West End, I've heard, and he may be in on you if you don't."

Having frightened Mrs. Jukes into the sense of the necessity for chains
as well as bolts, Mudd put on his hat, blew his nose, and departed,
banging the door behind him and making sure it was shut.

There is a flower shop in the street at the end of King Charles Street.
He entered, bought his bouquet, and with it in his hand left the
establishment. He was looking for a cab to hide himself in; he found
none, but he met a fellow butler, Judge Ponsonby's man.

"Hello, Mr. Mudd," said the other; "going courting?"

"Mrs. Jukes asked me to take them to a female friend that's goin' to be
married," said Mudd.

The bouquet was not extraordinarily large, but it seemed to grow
larger.

Condemned to take an omnibus in lieu of a cab, it seemed to fill the
omnibus; people looked at it and then at Mudd. It seemed to him that he
was condemned to carry Simon's folly bare in the face of the world. Then
he remembered what he had said about the recipient going to be married.
Was that an omen?

Mudd believed in omens. If his elbow itched--and it had itched
yesterday--he was going to sleep in a strange bed; he never killed
spiders, and he tested "strangers" in the tea-cup to see if they were
male or female.

The omen was riding him now, and he got out of the omnibus and sought
the street of his destination, feeling almost as though he were a
fantastic bridesmaid at some nightmare wedding, with Simon in the rôle
of groom.

That Simon should select a wife in this gloomy street off Leicester
Square, and in this drab-looking house at whose door he was knocking,
did not occur to Mudd. What did occur to him was that some hussy living
in this house had put her spell on Simon and might select him for a
husband, marry him at a registrar office before his temporary youth had
departed, and come and reign at Charles Street.

Mudd's dreaded imaginary mistress had always figured in his mind's eye
as a stout lady--eminently a lady--who would interfere with his ideas of
how the brasses ought to be polished, interfere with tradesmen, order
Mudd about, and make herself generally a nuisance; this new imaginary
horror was a "painted slut," who would bring ridicule and disgrace on
Simon and all belonging to him.

Mudd had the fine feelings of an old maid on matters like this, backed
by a fine knowledge of what elderly men are capable of in the way of
folly with women.

Did not Mr. Justice Thurlow marry his cook?

He rang at the dingy hall door and it was opened by a dingy little girl
in a print dress.

"Does Miss Rosinol live here?" asked Mudd.

"Yus."

"Can I see her?"

"Wait a minit," said the dingy one. She clattered up the stairs; she
seemed to wear hobnailed boots to judge by the noise. A minute elapsed,
and then she clattered down again.

"Come in, plaaze," said the little girl.

Mudd obeyed and followed upstairs, holding on to the shaky banister with
his left hand, carrying the bouquet in his right, feeling as though he
were a vicious man walking upstairs in a dream; feeling no longer like
Mudd.

The little girl opened a door, and there was the "painted hussy"--old
Madame Rossignol sitting at a table with books spread open before her
and writing.

She translated--as before said--English books into French, novels
mostly.

The bouquet of last night had been broken up; there were flowers in
vases and about the room; despite its shabbiness, there was an
atmosphere of cleanliness and high decency that soothed the stricken
soul of Mudd.

"I'm Mr. Pettigrew's man," said Mudd, "and he asked me to bring you
these flowers."

"Ah, Monsieur Seemon Pattigrew," cried the old lady, her face lighting.
"Come in, monsieur. Cerise!--Cerise!--a gentilmon from Mr. Pattigrew.
Will you not take a seat, monsieur?"

Mudd, handing over the flowers, sat down, and at that moment in came
Cerise from the bedroom adjoining. Cerise, fresh and dainty, with wide
blue eyes that took in Mudd and the flowers, that seemed to take in at
the same time the whole of spring and summer.

"Poor, but decent," said Mudd to himself.

"Monsieur," said the old lady, as Cerise ran off to get a bowl to put
the flowers in, "you are as welcome to us as your good kind master who
saved my daughter yesterday. Will you convey to him our deepest respects
and our thanks?"

"Saved her?" said Mudd.

Madame explained. Cerise, arranging the flowers, joined in; they waxed
enthusiastic. Never had Mudd been so chattered to before. He saw the
whole business and guessed how the land lay now. He felt deeply
relieved. Madame inspired him with instinctive confidence; Cerise in her
youth and innocence repelled any idea of marriage between herself and
Simon. But they'd got to be warned, somehow, that Simon was off the
spot. He began the warning seated there before the women and rubbing his
knees gently, his eyes wandering about as though seeking inspiration
from the furniture.

Mr. Pettigrew was a very good master, but he had to be took care of; his
health wasn't what it might be. He was older than he looked, but lately
he had had an illness that had made him suddenly grow young again, as
you might say; the doctors could not make it out, but he was just like a
child sometimes, as you might say.

"I said it," cut in Madame. "A boy--that is his charm."

Well, Mudd did not know anything about charms, but he was often very
anxious about Mr. Pettigrew. Then, little by little, the confidence the
women inspired opened his flood-gates and his suppressed emotions came
out.

London was not good for Mr. Pettigrew's health--that was the truth; he
ought to be got away quiet and out of excitement--doorknockers rose up
before him as he said this--but he was very self-willed. It was strange
a gentleman getting young again like this, and a great perplexity and
trouble to an old man like him, Mudd.

"Ah, monsieur, he has been always young," said Madame; "that heart could
never grow old."

Mudd shook his head.

"I've known him for forty year," said he, "and it has hit me cruel hard,
his doing things he's never done before--not much; but there you
are--he's different."

"I have known an old gentleman," said Madame--"Monsieur de Mirabole--he,
too, changed to be quite gay and young, as though spring had come to
him. He wrote me verses," laughed Madame. "Me, an old woman! I humoured
him, did I not, Cerise? But I never read his verses; I could not humour
him to that point."

"What happened to him?" asked Mudd gloomily.

"Oh dear, he fell in love with Cerise," said Madame. "He was very rich;
he wanted to marry Cerise, did he not, Cerise?"

"Oui, maman," replied Cerise, finishing the flowers.

All this hit Mudd pleasantly. Sincere as sunshine, patently, obviously,
truthful, this pair of females were beyond suspicion on the charge of
setting nets for Simon. Also, and for the first time in his life, he
came to know the comfort of a female mind when in trouble. His troubles
up to this had been mostly about uncleaned brasses, corked wine, letters
forgotten to be posted. In this whirlpool of amazement, like Poe's man
in the descent of the maelstrom, who, clinging to a barrel, found that
he was being sucked down slower, Mudd, clinging now to the female
saving-something--sense, clarity of outlook, goodness, call it what you
will--found comfort.

He had opened his mind, the nightmare had lifted somewhat. Opening his
mind to Bobby had not relieved him in the least; on the contrary,
talking with Bobby, the situation had seemed more insane than ever. The
two rigid masculine minds had followed one another, incapable of mutual
help; the buoyant female

Something incapable of strict definition was now to Mudd as the
supporting barrel. He clutched at the idea of old Monsieur de Mirabole,
who had got young again without coming to much mischief; he felt that
Simon in falling upon these two females had fallen amongst pillows. He
told them of Simon's message, that he would call upon them later in the
day, and they laughed.

"He will be safe with us," said Madame; "we will not let him come to
'arm. Do not be alarmed, Monsieur Mudd, the bon Dieu will surely protect
an innocent so charming, so good--so much goodness may walk alone, even
amongst tigers, even amongst lions; it will come to no 'arm. We will see
that he returns to the Sharing Cross 'Otel--I will talk to 'im."

Mudd departed, relieved, so great is the power of goodness, even though
it shines in the persons of an impoverished old French lady and a girl
whose innocence is her only strength.

But his relief was not to be of long duration, for on entering the
hotel, as before said, he met Bobby. "He's gone," said Bobby; "given me
the slip; and he has two hundred-pound bank-notes with him, to say
nothing of the rest."

"Oh, Lord!" said Mudd.

"Can he have gone to see that girl? What's her address?"

"What girl?" asked Mudd.

"The girl you took the flowers to."

"I've just been," said Mudd. "No, he wasn't there. Wish he was; it's an
old lady."

"Old lady!"

"And her daughter. They're French folk, poor but honest, not a scrap of
harm in them." He explained the Rossignol affair.

"Well, there's nothing to be done but sit down and wait," said Bobby.

"It's easy to say that. Me, with my nerves near gone."

"I know; mine are nearly as bad. 'Pon my soul, it's just as if one had
lost a child. Mudd, we've got to get him out of London; we've got to do
it."

"Get him back first," said Mudd. "Get him back alive with all that money
in his pocket. He'll be murdered before night, that's my opinion, I know
London; or gaoled--and he'll give his right name."

"We'll tip the reporters if he is," said Bobby, "and keep it out of the
papers. I was run in once and I know the ropes. Cheer up, Mudd, and go
and have a whisky-and-soda; you want bucking up, and so do I."

"Bucking up!" said Mudd.



CHAPTER VI

THE FLIGHT OF THE DRAGON-FLY


One of the pleasantest, yet perhaps most dangerous, points about Simon
Pettigrew's condition was his un-English open-heartedness towards
strangers--strangers that pleased him. A disposition, in fact, to chum
up with anything that appealed to him, without question, without
thought. Affable strangers, pretty girls--it was all the same to Simon.

Now, when Bobby Ravenshaw went into the cigar merchant's, leaving Simon
outside, he had not noticed particularly a large Dragon-Fly car,
claret-coloured and adorned with a tiny monogram on the door-panel,
which was standing in front of the shop immediately on the right. It was
the property of the Hon. Dick Pugeot, and just as Bobby disappeared into
the tobacconist's the Hon. Dick appeared from the doorstep of the
next-door shop.

Dick Pugeot, late of the Guards, was a big, yellow man, quite young,
perhaps not more than twenty-five, yet with a serious and fatherly face
and an air that gave him another five years of apparent age. This
serious and fatherly appearance was deceptive. With the activity of a
gnat, a disregard of all consequences, a big fortune, a good heart, and
a taste for fun of any sort as long as it kept him moving, Dick Pugeot
was generally in trouble of some kind or another. His crave for speed on
the road was only equal to his instinct for fastness in other respects,
but, up to this, thanks to luck and his own personality, he had, with
the exception of a few endorsed licences and other trifles of that sort,
always escaped.

But once he had come very near to a real disaster. Some eighteen months
ago he found himself involved with a lady, a female shark in the guise
of an angel, a--to put it in his own language--"bad 'un."

The bad 'un had him firmly hooked. She was a Countess, too! and fried
and eaten he undoubtedly would have been had not the wisdom of an uncle
saved him.

"Go to my solicitor, Pettigrew," said the uncle. "If she were an
ordinary card-sharper I would advise you to go to Marcus Abraham, but,
seeing what she is, Pettigrew is the man. He wouldn't take up an
ordinary case of this sort, but, seeing what she is, and considering
that you are my nephew, he'll do it--and he knows all the ins and outs
of her family. There's nothing he doesn't know about us."

"Us" meaning people of high degree.

Pugeot went, and Simon took up the case, and in forty-eight hours the
fish was off the hook, frantically grateful. He presented Simon with a
silver wine-cooler and then forgot him, till this moment, when, coming
out of Spud and Simpson's shop, he saw Simon standing on the pavement
smoking a cigar and watching the pageant of the street.

Simon's new clothes and holiday air and straw hat put him off for a
moment, but it was Pettigrew right enough.

"Hello, Pettigrew!" said Pugeot.

"Hello," said Simon, pleased with the heartiness and appearance of this
new friend.

"Why, you look quite gay," said Pugeot. "What are you up to?"

"Out for some fun," said Simon. "What are you up to?"

"Same as you," replied Pugeot, delighted, amused, and surprised at
Simon's manner and reply, the vast respect he had for his astuteness
greatly amplified by this evidence of mundane leanings. "Get into the
car; I've got to call at Panton Street for a moment, and then we'll go
and have luncheon or something."

He opened the car door and Simon hopped in; then he gave the address to
the driver and the car drove off.

"Well, I never expected to see you this morning," said Pugeot. "Never
can feel grateful enough to you either--you've nothing special to do,
have you? Anywhere I can drive you to?"

"I've got to see a girl," said Simon, "but she can wait."

Pugeot laughed.

That explained the summer garb and straw hat, but the frankness came to
him with the weest bit of a shock. However, he was used to shocks, and
if old Simon Pettigrew was running after girls it was no affair of his.
It was a good joke, though, despite the fact that he could never tell
it. Pugeot was not the man to tell tales out of school.

"Look here," said Simon, suddenly producing his notes, "I want to change
a hundred; been trying to do it in a lot of shops. You can't have any
fun without some money."

"Don't you worry," said Pugeot. "This is my show."

"I want to change a hundred," said Simon, with the persistency of Toddy
wanting to see the wheels go round.

"Well, I'll get you change, though you don't really want it. Why, you've
got two hundred there--and a tenner!"

"It's not too much to have a good time with."

"Oh my!" said Pugeot. "Well, if you're on the razzle-dazzle, I'm with
you, Pettigrew. I feel safe with you, in a way; there's not much you
don't know."

"Not much," said Simon, puffing himself.

The car stopped.

"A minute," said Pugeot. Out he jumped, transacted his business, and was
back again under five minutes. There was a new light in his sober eye.

"Let's go and have a slap at the Wilderness," said he, lowering his
voice a tone. "You know the Wilderness. I can get you in--jolly good
fun."

"Right," said Simon.

Pugeot gave an address to the driver and off they went. They stopped in
a narrow street and Pugeot led the way into a house.

In the hall of this house he had an interview with a pale-faced
individual in black, an evil, weary-looking person who handed Simon a
visitors' book to sign. They then went into a bar, where Simon imbibed a
cocktail, and from the bar they went upstairs.

Pugeot opened a door and disclosed Monte Carlo.

A Monte Carlo shrunk to one room and one table. This was the Wilderness
Club, and around the table were grouped men of all ages and sizes, some
of them of the highest social standing.

The stakes were high.

Just as a child gobbles a stolen apple, so these gentlemen seemed to be
trying to make as much out of their furtive business as they could and
get away, winners or losers, as soon as possible lest worse befel them.
Added to the uneasiness of the gambler was the uneasiness of the
law-breaker, the two uneasinesses, combined making a mental cocktail
that, to a large number of the frequenters, had a charm far above
anything to be obtained in a legitimate gambling-shop on the Continent.

This place supplied Oppenshaw with some of his male patients.

Pugeot played and lost, and then Simon plunged.

They were there an hour, and in that hour Simon won seven hundred
pounds!

Then Pugeot, far more delighted than he, dragged him away.

It was now nearly one o'clock, and downstairs they had luncheon, of a
sort, and a bottle of cliquot, of a sort.

"You came in with two hundred and you are going out with nine," said
Pugeot. "I am so jolly glad--you _have_ the luck. When we've finished
we'll go for a great tearing spin and get the air. You'd better get a
cap somewhere; that straw hat will be blown to Jericho. You've never
seen Randall drive? He beats me. We'll run round to my rooms and get
coats--the old car is a Dragon-Fly. I want to show you what a Dragon-Fly
can really do on the hard high-road out of sight of traffic. Two
Benedictines, please."

They stopped at Scott's, where Simon invested in a cap; then they went
to Pugeot's rooms, where overcoats were obtained. Then they started.

Pugeot was nicknamed the Baby--Baby Pugeot--and the name sometimes
applied. Mixed with his passion for life, he loved fresh air and a good
many innocent things, speed amongst them. Randall, the chauffeur, seemed
on all fours with him in the latter respect, and the Dragon-Fly was an
able instrument. Clearing London, they made through Sussex for the sea.
The day was perfect and filled for miles with the hum of the Dragon-Fly.
At times they were doing a good seventy miles, at times less; then came
the Downs and a vision of the sea--seacoast towns through which they
passed picking up petrol and liquid refreshments. At Hastings, or
somewhere, where they indulged in a light and early dinner, the vision
of Cerise, always like a guardian angel, arose before the remains of the
mind of Simon, and her address. He wanted to go there at once, which was
manifestly impossible. He tried to explain her to Pugeot, who at the
same time was trying to explain a dark-eyed girl he had met at a dance
the week before last and who was haunting him. "Can't get her blessed
eyes out of my head, my dear chap; and she's engaged two deep to a chap
in the Carabineers, without a cent to his name and a pile of debts as
big as Mount Ararat. She won't be happy--that's what's gettin' me; she
won't be happy. How can she be happy with a chap like that, without a
cent to his name and a pile of debts? Lord, _I_ can't understand women,
they're beyond me. Waiter, _con_found you! do you call this stuff
asparagus? Take it away! Not a cent to her name--and tied to him for
years, maybe. I mean to say, it's absurd.... What were you saying? Oh
yes, I'll take you there--it's only round the corner, so to speak.
Randall will do it. The Dragon-Fly'll have us there in no time. Do you
remember, was this Hastings or Bognor? Waiter, hi! Is this Hastings or
Bognor? All your towns are so confoundedly alike there's no telling
which is which, and I've been through twenty. Hastings, that'll do; put
your information down in the bill--if you can find room for it. You
needn't be a bit alarmed, old chap, she'll be there all right. You said
you sent her those flowers? Well, that will keep her all right and
happy. I mean to say, she'll be right--_ab_solutely--I know women from
hoof to mane. No, no pudding. Bill, please."

Then they were out in the warm summer twilight listening to a band. Then
they were getting into the car, and Pugeot was saying to Simon:

"It's a jolly good thing we've got a teetotum driver. What _you_ say,
old chap?"

Then the warm and purring night took them and sprinkled stars over them,
and a great moon rose behind, which annoyed Pugeot, who kept looking
back at it, abusing it because the reflection from the wind-screen got
in his eyes. Then they burst a tyre and Pugeot, instantly becoming
condensedly clever and active and clear of speech, insisted on putting
on the spare wheel himself. He had a long argument with Randall as to
which was the front and which was the back of the wheel--not the
sideways front and back, but the foreways front and back, Randall
insisting gently that it did not matter. Then the wheel on and all the
nuts re-tested by Randall--an operation which Pugeot took as a sort of
personal insult; the jack was taken down, and Pugeot threw it into a
ditch. They would not want it again as they had not another spare wheel,
and it was a nuisance anyhow, but Randall, with the good humour and
patience which came to him from a salary equal to the salary of a
country curate, free quarters and big tips and perquisites, recovered
the jack and they started.

A town and an inn that absolutely refused to serve the smiling motorists
with anything stronger than "minerals" was passed. Then ten miles
further on the lights of a town hull down on the horizon brought the dry
"insides" to a dear consideration of the position.

The town developing an inn, Randall was sent, as the dove from the ark,
with a half-sovereign, and returned with a stone demijohn and two
glasses. It was beer.



CHAPTER VII

NINE HUNDRED POUNDS


Bobby Ravenshaw did not spend the day at the Charing Cross Hotel waiting
for Simon; he amused himself otherwise, leaving Mudd to do the waiting.

At eleven o'clock he called at the hotel. Mr. Mudd was upstairs in Mr.
Pettigrew's room, and he would be called down.

Bobby thought that he could trace a lot of things in the porter's tone
and manner, a respect and commiseration for Mr. Mudd and perhaps not
quite such a high respect for himself and Simon. He fancied that the
hotel was beginning to have its eye upon him and Simon as questionable
parties of the _bon vivant_ type--a fancy that may have been baseless,
but was still there.

Then Mudd appeared.

"Well, Mudd," said Bobby, "hasn't he turned up yet?"

"No, Mr. Robert."

"Where on earth can he be?"

"I'm givin' him till half-past eleven," said Mudd, "and then I'm off to
Vine Street."

"What on earth for?"

"To have the hospitals circulated to ask about him."

"Oh, nonsense!"

"It's on my mind he's had an accident," said Mudd. "Robbed and stunned,
or drugged with opium and left in the street. I know London--and him as
he is! He'll be found with his pockets inside out--I know London. You
should have got him down to the country to-day, Mr. Robert, somewhere
quiet; now, maybe, it's too late."

"It's very easy to say that. I tried to, and he wouldn't go, not even to
Richmond. London seems to hold him like a charm; he's like a bee in a
bottle--can't escape."

At this moment a horrid little girl in a big hat and feathers, boots too
large for her, and a shawl, made her appearance at the entrance door,
saw the hall porter and came towards him. She had a letter in her hand.

The hall porter took the letter, looked at it, and brought it to Mudd.

Mudd glanced at the envelope and tore it open.


     "10, DUKE STREET,
     "LEICESTER SQUARE

     "MR. MODD,

     "Come at once.

     "CELESTINE ROSSIGNOL."


That was all, written in an angular, old-fashioned hand and in purple
ink.

"Where's my hat?" cried Mudd, running about like a decapitated fowl.
"Where's my hat? Oh ay, it's upstairs!" He vanished, and in a minute
reappeared with his hat; then, with Bobby, and followed by the dirty
little girl trotting behind them, off they started.

They tried to question the little girl on the way, but she knew nothing
definite.

The gentleman had been brought 'ome--didn't know what was wrong with
him; the lady had given her the letter to take; that was all she knew.

"He's alive, anyway," said Bobby.

"The Lord knows!" said Mudd.

The little girl let them in with a key and, Mudd leading the way, up the
stairs they went.

Mudd knocked at the door of the sitting-room.

Madame and Cerise were there, quite calm, and evidently waiting; of
Simon there was not a trace.

"Oh, Mr. Modd," cried the old lady, "how fortunate you have received my
letter! Poor Monsieur Pattigrew----"

"He ain't dead?" cried Mudd.

No, Simon was not dead. She told. Poor Monsieur Pattigrew and a very big
gentleman had arrived over an hour ago. Mr. Pattigrew could not stand;
he had been taken ill, the big gentleman had declared. Such a nice
gentleman, who had sat down and cried whilst Mr. Pattigrew had been
placed on the sofa--taken ill in the street. The big gentleman had gone
for a doctor, but had not yet returned. Mr. Pattigrew had been put to
bed. She and the big gentleman had seen to that.

Mr. Pattigrew had recovered consciousness for a moment during this
operation and had produced a number of bank-notes--such a number! She
had placed them safely in her desk; that was one of the reasons she had
sent so urgently for Mr. Modd.

She produced the notes--a huge sheaf.

Mudd took them and examined them dazedly, hundreds and hundreds of
pounds' worth of notes; and he had only started with two hundred pounds!

"Why, there's nearly a thousand pounds' worth here," said Mudd.

Bobby's astonishment might have been greater had not his eyes rested,
from the first moment of their coming in, on Cerise. Cerise with parted
lips, a heightened colour, and the air of a little child at a play she
did not quite understand.

She was lovely. French, innocent, lovely as a flower--a new thing in
London, he had never seen anything quite like her before. The poverty of
the room, Uncle Simon, his worries and troubles, all were banished or
eased. She was music, and if Saul could have seen her he would have had
no need for David.

Had Uncle Simon added burglary to knocker-snatching, broken into a
jeweller's and disposed of his takings to a "fence," committed robbery?
All these thoughts strayed over his mind, harmless because of Cerise.

The unfortunate young man, who had fooled so long with girls, had met
the girl who had been waiting for him since the beginning of the world.
There is always that; she may be blowsy, she may be plain, or lovely
like Cerise--she is Fate.

"And here is the big gentleman's card," said Madame, taking a visiting
card from her desk, then another and another.

"He gave me three."

Mudd handed the card to Bobby, who read:


     "THE HON. RICHARD PUGEOT,
     "PALL MALL PLACE, ST. JAMES.

     "GUARDS' CLUB."


"I know him," said Bobby. "_That's_ all right, and Uncle Simon couldn't
have fallen into better hands."

"Is, then, Monsieur Pattigrew your oncle?" asked the old lady.

"He is, Madame."

"Then you are thrice welcome here, monsieur," said she.

Cerise looked the words, and Bobby's eyes as they met hers returned
thanks.

"Come," said Madame, "you shall see him and that he is safe."

She gently opened the door leading to the bedroom, and there, in a
little bed, dainty and white--Cerise's little bed--lay Uncle Simon,
flushed and smiling and snoring.

"Poor Monsieur Pattigrew!" murmured the old lady.

Then they withdrew.

It seemed that there was another bed to be got in the house for Cerise,
and Mudd, taking charge of the patient, the ladies withdrew. It was
agreed that no doctor was wanted. It was also agreed between Bobby and
Mudd that the hotel was impossible after this.

"We must get him away to the country tomorrow," said Mudd, "if he'll
go."

"He'll go, if I have to take him tied up and bound," said Bobby. "My
nerves won't stand another day of this. Take care of those notes, Mudd,
and don't let him see them. They'll be useful getting him away. I'll be
round as early as I can. I'll see Pugeot and get the rights of the
matter from him. Good night."

Off he went.

In the street he paused for a moment, then he took a passing taxi for
the Albany.

Tozer was in, playing patience and smoking. He did not interrupt his
game for the other.

"Well, how's Uncle Simon?" asked Tozer.

"He's asleep at last after a most rampageous day."

"You look pretty sober."

"Don't mention it," said Bobby, going to a tantalus case and helping
himself to some whisky. "My nerves are all unstrung."

"Trailing after him?"

"Thank God, no!" said Bobby. "Waiting for him to turn up dead, bruised,
battered, or simply intoxicated and stripped of his money. He gave me
the slip in Piccadilly with two hundred-pound notes in his pocket. The
next place I find him was half an hour ago in a young lady's bed, dead
to the world, smiling, and with nearly a thousand pounds in bank-notes
he'd hived somehow during the day."

"A thousand pounds!"

"Yes, and he'd only started with two hundred."

"I say," said Tozer, forgetting his cards, "what a chap he must have
been when he was young!"

"When he _was_ young! Lord, I don't want to see him any younger than he
is; if this is youth, give me old age."

"You'll get it fast enough," said Tozer, "don't you worry; and this will
be a reminder to you to keep old. There's an Arab proverb that says,
'There are two things colder than ice, an old young man and a young old
man.'"

"Colder than ice!" said Bobby. "I wish you had five minutes with Uncle
Simon."

"But who was this lady--this young----"

"Two of the nicest people on earth," said Bobby, "an old lady and her
daughter--French. He saved the girl in an omnibus accident or something
in one of his escapades, and took her home to her mother. Then to-night
he must have remembered them, and got a friend to take him there. Fancy,
the cheek! What made him, in his state, able to remember them?"

"What is the young lady like?"

"She's beautiful," said Bobby; then he took a sip of whisky-and-soda and
failed to meet Tozer's eye as he put down the glass.

"That's what made him remember her," said Tozer.

Bobby laughed.

"It's no laughing matter," said the other, "at his age--when the heart
is young."

Bobby laughed again.

"Bobby," said Tozer, "beware of that girl."

"I'm not thinking of the girl," said Bobby; "I'm thinking how on earth
the old man----"

"The youth, you mean."

"Got all that money."

"You're a liar," said Tozer; "you are thinking of the girl."



CHAPTER VIII

PALL MALL PLACE


"Higgs!" cried the Hon. Richard Pugeot.

"Sir?" answered a voice from behind the silk curtains cutting off the
dressing and bathroom from the bedroom.

"What o'clock is it?"

"Just gone eight, sir."

"Get me some soda-water."

"Yes, sir."

The Hon. Richard lay still.

Higgs, a clean-shaven and smart-looking young man, appeared with a
bottle of Schweppes and a tumbler on a salver.

The cork popped and the sufferer drank.

"What o'clock did I come home?"

"After twelve, sir--pretty nigh one."

"Was there anyone with me?"

"No, sir."

"No old gentleman?"

"No, sir."

"Was Randall there?"

"Yes, sir."

"And the car?"

"Yes, sir."

"There was no old gentleman in the car?"

"No, sir."

"Good heavens!" said Pugeot. "What can I have done with him?"

Higgs, not knowing, said nothing, moving about putting things in order
and getting his master's bath ready.

"I've lost an old gentleman, Higgs," said Pugeot, for Higgs was a
confidential servant as well as a valet.

"Indeed, sir," said Higgs, as though losing old gentlemen was as common
as losing umbrellas.

"And the whole business is so funny I can scarcely believe it's true. I
haven't a touch of the jim-jams, have I, Higgs?"

"Lord, sir, no! You're all right."

"Am I? See here, Higgs. Yesterday morning I met old Mr. Simon Pettigrew,
the lawyer; mind, you are to say nothing about this to anyone--but stay
a moment, go into the sitting-room and fetch me _Who's Who_."

Higgs fetched the book.

"'Pettigrew, Simon,'" read out Pugeot, with the book resting on his
knees, "'Justice of the Peace for Herts--President of the United Law
Society--Fellow of the Society of Antiquaries'--h'm, h'm--'Club,
Athenæum.' Well, I met the old gentleman in Piccadilly. We went for a
spin together, and the last thing I remember was seeing him chasing a
stableman round some inn yard, where we had stopped for petrol or whisky
or something; chasing him round with a bucket. He was trying to put the
bucket over the stableman's head."

"Fresh," said Higgs.

"As you say, fresh--but I want to know, was that an optical illusion?
There were other things, too. If it wasn't an optical illusion I want to
know what has become of the old gentleman? I'm nervous--for he did me a
good turn once, and I hope to heaven I haven't let him in for any
bother."

"Well, sir," said Higgs, "I wouldn't worry, not if I were you. It was
only his little lark, and most likely he's home safe by this."

"I have also a recollection of two ladies that got mixed up in the
affair," went on the other, "but who they were I can't say. Little lark!
The bother of it is, Higgs, one can't play little larks like that,
safely, if one is a highly respectable person and a J.P. and a member
of the what's-its-name society."

He got up and tubbed and dressed, greatly troubled in his mind. People
sucked into the Simon-whirl were generally troubled in their minds, so
great is the Power of High Respectability when linked to the follies of
youth.

At breakfast Mr. Robert Ravenshaw's card was presented by Higgs.

"Show him in," said Pugeot.

"Hullo, Ravenshaw!" said Pugeot. "Glad to see you. Have you had
breakfast?"

"Yes, thanks. I only called for a moment to see you about my uncle."

"Which uncle?"

"Pettigrew----"

"Good heavens! You don't say he's----"

Bobby explained.

It was like a millstone removed from Pugeot's neck.

Then he, in his turn, explained.

Then Bobby went into details.

Then they consulted.

"You can't get him out of London without telling him where you are
taking him to," said Pugeot. "He'll kick the car over on the road if
he's anything like what he was last night. Leave it to me and _I'll_ do
the trick. But the question is, where shall we take him? There's no use
going to a place like Brighton; too many attractions for him. A moated
grange is what he wants, and even then he'll be tumbling into the moat."

"I know of a place," said Bobby, "down at Upton-on-Hill. A girl told me
of it; it's the Rose Hotel."

"I know it," said Pugeot; "couldn't be better. I have a cousin there
living at a place called The Nook. There's a bowling-green at the hotel
and a golf-course near. Can't hurt himself. Leave it all to me."

He told Higgs to telephone for the car, and then they sat and smoked
whilst Pugeot showed Bobby just the way to deal with people of Uncle
Simon's description.

"It's all nonsense, that doctor man's talk," said Pugeot. "The poor old
chap has shed a nut or two. I ought to know something about it for I've
had the same bother in my family. Got his youth back--pish! Cracked,
that's the real name for it. I've seen it. I've seen my own uncle, when
he was seventy, get his youth back--and the last time I saw him he was
pulling a toy elephant along with a string. He'd got a taste also for
playing with matches. Is that the car, Higgs? Well, come along, and
let's try the power of a little gentle persuasion."

Simon was finishing breakfast when they arrived, assisted by Madame and
Cerise. Poor Monsieur Pattigrew did not seem in the least in the need of
pity either, though the women hung about him as women hang about an
invalid. He was talking and laughing, and he greeted the newcomers as
good companions who had just turned up. His geniality was not to be
denied, and it struck Bobby, in a weird sort of manner, that Uncle Simon
like this was a much pleasanter person than the old original article.
Like this: that is to say, for a moment out of danger from the vicious
grinding wheels of a city that destroys butterflies and a society that
requests respectable old solicitors to remain respectable old
solicitors.

Then, the women having discreetly retired for a while, Pugeot began his
gentle persuasion.

Uncle Simon, with visions of yesterday's rural pleasures in his mind,
required no persuasion, and he would come for a run into the country
with pleasure; but Pugeot was not taking that sort of thing on any more.
He was gay, but a very little of that sort of gaiety sufficed him for a
long time.

"I don't mean that," said he; "I mean let's go down and stay for a while
quietly at some nice place--I mean you and Ravenshaw here--for business
will oblige me to come back to town."

"No, thanks," said Simon; "I'm quite happy in London."

"But think how nice it will be in the country this weather," said Bobby.
"London's so hot."

"I like it hot," said Simon; "weather can't be too hot for me."

Then the gentle persuaders alternately began offering
inducements--bowls, golf, a jolly bar at an hotel they knew, even girls.

They might just as well have been offering buns to the lions of
Trafalgar Square.

Then Bobby had an idea, and, leaving the room, he had a conference on
the stairs with Madame Rossignol; with Cerise also.

Then leaving Simon to the women for a while, they went for a walk, and
returned to find the marble wax.

Simon did not mind a few days in the country if the ladies would come as
his guests; he was enthusiastic on the subject now. They would all go
and have a jolly time in the country. The old poetical instinct that had
not shown itself up to this, restrained, no doubt, by the mesmerism of
London, seemed to be awakening and promising new developments.

Bobby did not care; poetry or a Pickford's van were all the same to him
as long as they got Simon out of London.

He had promised Julia Delyse, if you remember, to see her that day, but
he had quite forgotten her for the moment.



CHAPTER IX

JULIA


She hadn't forgotten him.

Julia, with her hair down, in an eau-de-Nil morning wrapper, and frying
bacon over a Duplex oilstove, was not lovely--though, indeed, few of us
are lovely in the early morning. She had started the flat before she was
famous. It was a bachelor girl's flat, where the bachelor girl was
supposed to do her own cooking as far as breakfast and tea were
concerned. Money coming in, Julia had refurnished the flat and
requisitioned the part-time service of a maid.

Like the doctors of Harley Street who share houses, she shared the
services of the maid with another flat-dweller, the maid coming to Julia
after three o'clock to tidy up and to bring in afternoon tea and admit
callers. She was quite well enough off to have employed a whole maid,
but she was careful--her publishers could have told you that.

The bacon fried and breakfast over and cleared away, Julia, with her
hair still down, set to work at the cleared table before a pile of
papers and account-books.

Never could you have imagined her the Julia of the other evening
discoursing "literature" with Bobby.

She employed no literary agent, being that rare thing, a writer with an
instinct for business. When you see vast publishing houses and opulent
publishers rolling in their motor-cars you behold an optical illusion.
What you see, or, rather, what you ought to see, is a host of writers
without the instinct for business.

Julia, seated before her papers and turning them over in search of a
letter, came just now upon the first letter she had ever received from a
publisher, a very curt, business-like communication saying that the
publisher thought he saw his way to the publishing of her MS. entitled
"The World at the Gate," and requesting an interview. With it was tied,
as a sort of curiosity, the agreement that had been put before her to
sign and which she had not signed.

It gave--or would have given--the publisher the copyright and half the
American, serial, dramatic and other rights. It offered ten per cent, on
the published price of all copies sold _after_ the first five hundred
copies; it stipulated that she should give him the next four novels on
the same terms as an inducement to advertise the book properly--and it
had drawn from Julia the prompt reply, "Send the typescript of my novel
back _at once_."

So ended the first lesson.

Then, heartened by this evidently good opinion of her work, she had gone
to another publisher? Not a bit--or at least, not at first. She had
joined the Society of Authors--an act as necessary to the making of a
successful author as baptism to the making of a Christian. She had
studied the publishing tribe, its ways and its works, discovered that
they had no more love for books than greengrocers for potatoes, and that
such a love, should it exist, would be unhealthy. For no seller of
commodities ought to love the commodities he sells.

Then she had gone to a great impudently-advertising roaring trading-firm
that dealt with books as men deal with goods in bulk, and, interviewing
the manager as man to man, had driven her bargain, and a good one, too.

These people published poets and men of letters--but they respected
Julia.

Free of creative work this morning, she could give her full attention to
accounts and so forth.

Then she turned to a little book which she sometimes scribbled in, and
the contents of which she had a vague idea of some time publishing under
a pseudonym. It was entitled "Never," and it was not poetry. It was a
thumb-book for authors, made up of paragraphs, some long, some short.

"Never dine with a publisher--luncheon is even worse."

"Never give free copies of books to friends, or lend them. The given
book is not valued, the lent book is always lost--besides, the
booksellers and lending libraries are your real friends."

"Never lower your price."

"Never attempt to raise your public."

"Never argue with a critic."

"Never be elated with good reviews, or depressed by bad reviews, or
enraged by base reviews. The Public is your reviewer--_It_ knows," and
so on.

She shut up "Never," having included:

"Never give a plot away." Then she did her hair and thought of Bobby.

He had not fixed what hour he would call; that was a clause in the
agreement she had forgotten--she, who was so careful about agreements,
too.

Then she dressed and sat down to read "De Maupassant" and smoked a
cigarette.

She had luncheon in the restaurant below stairs and then returned to the
flat. Tea-time came and no Bobby.

She felt piqued, put on her hat, and as the mountain would not come to
Mohammed, Mohammed determined to go to the mountain.

Her memory held his address, "care of Tozer, B12, the Albany."

She walked to the Albany, arriving there a little after five o'clock,
found B12, and climbed the stairs.

Tozer was in, and he opened the door himself.

"Is Mr. Ravenshaw at home?" asked Julia.

"No," said Tozer; "he's away, gone to the country."

"Gone to the country?"

"Yes; he went to-day."

Tozer had at once spotted Julia as the Lady of the Plot. He was as
unconventional as she, and he wanted further acquaintance with this
fascinator of his _protégé_.

"I think we are almost mutual acquaintances," said he; "won't you come
in? My name is Tozer and Ravenshaw is my best friend. I'd like to talk
to you about him. Won't you come in?"

"Certainly," said the other. "My name is Delyse--I daresay you know it."

"I know it well," said Tozer.

"I don't mean by my books," said Julia, taking her seat in the
comfortable sitting-room, "but from Mr. Ravenshaw."

"From both," said Tozer, "and what I want to see is Ravenshaw's name as
well known as yours some day. Bobby has been a spendthrift with his
time, and he has lots of cleverness."

"Lots," said Julia.

Tozer, who had a keen eye for character, had passed Julia as a sensible
person--he had never seen her in one of her love-fits--and she was a
lady. Just the person to look after Bobby.

"He has gone down to the country to-day with an old gentleman, his
uncle."

"I know all about _him_," said Julia.

"Bobby has told you, then?"

"Yes."

"About the attack of youth?"

"Yes."

"Well, a whole family party of them went off in a motor-car to-day.
Bobby called here for his luggage and I went into Vigo Street and saw
them off."

"How do you mean--a family party?"

"The youthful old gentleman and a big blonde man, and Bobby, and an old
lady and a pretty girl."

Julia swallowed slightly.

"Relations?"

"No, French, I think, the ladies were. Quite nice people, I believe,
though poor. The old gentleman had picked them up in some of his
wanderings."

"Bob--Mr. Ravenshaw promised to see me to-day," said Julia. "We are
engaged--I speak quite frankly--at least, as good as engaged, you can
understand."

"Quite."

"He ought to have let me know," said she broodingly.

"He ought."

"Have they gone to Upton-on-Hill, do you know?"

"They have. The Rose Hotel."

Julia thought for awhile. Then she got up to go.

"If you want my opinion," said Tozer, "I think the whole lot want
looking after. They seemed quite a pleasant party, but responsibility
seemed somewhat absent; the old lady, charming though she was, seemed to
me scarcely enough ballast for so much youth."

"I understand," said Julia. Then she went off and Tozer lit a pipe.

The pretty young French girl was troubling him. She had charmed even
him--and he knew Bobby, and his wisdom indicated that a penniless beauty
was not the first rung of the ladder to success in life.

Julia, on the other hand, was solid. So he thought.



PART IV



CHAPTER I

THE GARDEN-PARTY


Upton-On-Hill stands on a hogback of land running north and south,
timbered with pines mostly, and commanding a view of half Wessex, not
the Wessex of Thomas Hardy, however. You can see seven church spires
from Upton, and the Roman road takes it in its sweep, becomes the Upton
High Street for a moment, and passes on to be the Roman road again
leading to the Downs and the distant sea.

It is a restful place, and in spring the shouting of the birds and the
measured call of the cuckoo fills the village, mixing with the voice of
the ever-talking pine-trees. In summer Upton sleeps amongst roses in an
atmosphere of sunlight and drowsiness, sung to by the bees and the
birds. The Rose Hotel stands, set back from the High Street, in its own
grounds, and beside the Rose there are two other houses for refreshment,
the Bricklayer's Arms and the Saracen's Head, of which more hereafter.

It is a pleasant place as well as a restful. Passing through it, people
say, "Oh, what a dream!" living in it one is driven at last to admit
there are dreams and dreams. It is not the place that forces this
conviction but the people.

Just as the Roman road narrows at the beginning of the High Street, so
the life of a stranger coming, say, from London, narrows at the
beginning of his or her residence in Upton. If you are a villager you
find yourself under a microscope with three hundred eyes at the
eyepiece; if you are a genteel person, but without introductions, you
find yourself the target of half a score of telescopes levelled at you
by the residents.

Colonel Salmon--who owned the fishing rights of the trout-stream below
hill--the Talbot-Tomsons, the Griffith-Smiths, the Grosvenor-Jones and
the rest, all these, failing introductions, you will find to be passive
resisters to your presence.

Now, caution towards strangers and snobbishness are two different
things. The Uptonians are snobbish because, though you may be as
beautiful as a dream or as innocent as a saint, you will be sniffed at
and turned over; but if you are wealthy it is another matter, as in the
case of the Smyth-Smyths, who were neither beautiful nor innocent--but
that is another story.


"The village is a mile further on," said Pugeot; "let's turn down here
before we go to the hotel and have afternoon tea with my cousin.
Randall, steer for The Nook."

The car was not the Dragon-Fly, but a huge closed limousine, with Mudd
seated beside Randall, and inside, the rest of that social menagerie
about to be landed on the residents of Upton upon the landing-stage of
the social position of Dick Pugeot's cousin, Sir Squire Simpson.

All the introductions in the world could not be better than the personal
introduction to _the_ Resident of Upton by the Hon. Richard Pugeot.

They passed lodge gates and then up a pleasant drive to a big
house-front, before which a small garden-party seemed to be going on; a
big afternoon tea it was, and there were men in flannels, and girls in
summer frocks, and discarded tennis racquets lying about, and the sight
of all this gave Bobby a horrible turn.

Uncle Simon had been very quiet during the journey--happy but
quiet--squeezed between the two women, but this was not the sort of
place he wanted to land Uncle Simon in despite his quietude and
happiness. Mudd evidently also had qualms, for he kept looking back
through the glass front of the car and seemed trying to catch Bobby's
eye.

But there was no turning back.

The car swept along the drive, past the party on the lawn, and drew up
at the front door. Then, as they bundled out, a tall old man, without a
hat and dressed in grey tweed, detached himself from the lawn crowd and
came towards them.

This was Sir Squire Simpson, Bart. His head was dome-shaped, and he had
heavy eyelids that reminded one of half-closed shutters, and a face that
seemed carved from old ivory--an extremely serious-looking person and a
stately; but he was glad to see Pugeot, and he advanced with a hand
outstretched and the ghost of an old-fashioned sort of smile.

"I've brought some friends down to stay at the hotel," said Pugeot, "and
I thought we would drop in here for tea first. Didn't expect to find a
party going on."

"Delighted," said the Squire.

He was introduced to "My friend, Mr. Pettigrew, Madame--er--de
Rossignol, Mademoiselle de Rossignol, Mr. Ravenshaw."

Then the party moving towards the lawn, they were all introduced to
Lady Simpson, a harmless-looking individual who welcomed them and broke
them up amongst her guests and gave them tea.

Bobby, detaching himself for a moment from the charms of Miss Squire
Simpson, managed to get hold of Pugeot.

"I say," said he, "don't you think this may be a bit too much for
uncle?"

"Oh, he's all right," said Pugeot; "can't come to any harm here. Look at
him, he's quite happy."

Simon seemed happy enough, talking to a dowager-looking woman and
drinking his tea; but Bobby was not happy. It all seemed wrong, somehow,
and he abused Pugeot in his heart. Pugeot had said himself a moated
grange was the proper place for Uncle Simon, and even then he might
tumble into the moat--and now, with the splendid inconsequence of his
nature, he had tumbled him into this whirl of local society. This was
not seclusion in the country. Why, some of these people might, by
chance, be Uncle Simon's clients!

But there was no use in troubling, and he could do nothing but watch and
hope. He noticed that the women-folk had evidently taken up with Cerise
and her mother, and he could not but wonder vaguely how it would have
been if they could have seen the rooms in Duke Street, Leicester Square,
and the picture of Uncle Simon tucked up and snoring in Cerise's little
bed.

The tennis began again, and Bobby, firmly pinned by Miss Squire
Simpson--she was a plain girl--had to sit watching a game and trying to
talk.

The fact that Madame and Cerise were foreigners had evidently condoned
their want of that touch in dress which makes for style. They were being
led about and shown things by their hostess.

Uncle Simon had vanished towards the rose-garden at the back of the
house, in company with a female; she seemed elderly. Bobby hoped for the
best.

"Are you down here for long?" asked Miss Squire Simpson.

"Not very long, I think," replied he. "We may be here a month or so--it
all depends on my uncle's health."

"That gentleman you came with?"

"Yes."

"He seems awfully jolly."

"Yes--but he suffers from insomnia."

"Then he'll get lots of sleep here," said she. "Oh, do tell me the name
of that pretty girl who came with you! I never can catch a name when I
am introduced to a person."

"A Miss Rossignol--she's a friend of uncle's--she's French."

"And the dear old lady is her mother, I suppose?"

"Yes. She writes books."

"An authoress?"

"Yes--at least, I believe she translates books. She is awfully clever."

"Well played!" cried Miss Squire Simpson, breaking from the subject into
an ecstasy at a stroke made by one of the flannelled fools--then
resuming:

"She _must_ be clever. And are you all staying here together?"

"Yes, at the Rose Hotel."

"You will find it a dear little place," said she, unconscious of any
_double entendre_, "and you will get lots of tennis down here. Do you
fish?"

"A little."

"Then you must make up to Colonel Salmon--that's him at the nets--he
owns the best trout-stream about here."

Bobby looked at Colonel Salmon, a stout, red-faced man with a head that
resembled somewhat the head of a salmon--a salmon with a high sense of
its own importance.

Then Pugeot came along smoking a cigarette, and then some of the people
began to go. The big limousine reappeared from the back premises with
Mudd and the luggage, and Pugeot began to collect his party. Simon
reappeared with the elderly lady; they were both smiling and he had
evidently done no harm. It would have been better, perhaps, if he had,
right at the start. The French ladies were recaptured, and as they
bundled into the car quite a bevy of residents surrounded the door,
bidding them good-bye for the present.

"Remember, you must come and see my roses," said Mrs. Fisher-Fisher.
"Don't bother about formality, just drop in, all of you."

"You'll find Anderson stopping at the hotel; he's quite a nice fellow,"
cried Sir Squire Simpson. "So long--so long."

"Are they not charming?" said old Madame Rossignol, whose face was
slightly flushed with the good time she had been having; "and the
beautiful house--and the beautiful garden."

She had not seen a garden for years; verily, Simon _was_ a good fairy as
far as the Rossignols were concerned.

They drew up at the Rose Hotel. A vast clambering vine of wisteria
shadowed the hall door, and out came the landlord to meet them. Pugeot
had telegraphed for rooms; he knew Pugeot, and his reception of them
spoke of the fact.

Then the Rossignols were shown to their room, where their poor luggage,
such as it was, had been carried before them.

It was a big bedroom, with chintz hangings and a floor with hills and
valleys in it; it had black oak beams and the window opened on the
garden.

The old lady sat down.

"How happy I am!" said she. "Does it not seem like a dream, _ma fée_?"

"It is like heaven," said Cerise, kissing her.



CHAPTER II

HORN


"No, sir," said Mudd, "he don't take scarcely anything in the bar of the
hotel, but he was sitting last night till closing-time in the
Bricklayer's Arms."

"Oh, that's where he was," said Bobby. "How did you find out?"

"Well, sir," said Mudd, "I was in there myself in the parlour, having a
drop of hot water and gin with a bit of lemon in it. It's a decent
house, and the servants' room in this hotel don't please me, nor Mr.
Anderson's man. I was sitting there smoking my pipe when in he came to
the bar outside. I heard his voice. Down he sits and talks quite
friendly with the folk there and orders a pint of beer all round. Quite
affable and friendly."

"Well, there's no harm in that," said Bobby. "I've often done the same
in a country inn. Did he stick to beer?"

"He did," said Mudd grimly. "He'd got that ten-pound note I was fool
enough to let him have. Yes, he stuck to beer, and so did the chaps he
was treating."

"The funny thing is," said Bobby, "that though he knows we have his
money--and, begad, there's nearly eleven thousand of it--he doesn't kick
at our taking it--he must have known we cut open that portmanteau--but
comes to you for money like a schoolboy."

"That's what he is," said Mudd. "It's my belief, Mr. Robert, that he's
getting younger and younger; he's artful as a child after sweets. And he
knows we're looking after him, I believe, and he doesn't mind, for it's
part of his amusement to give us the slip. Well, as I was saying, there
he sat talking away and all these village chaps listening to him as if
he was the Sultan of Turkey laying down the law. That's what pleased
him. He likes being the middle of everything; and as the beer went down
the talk went up--till he was telling them he'd been at the battle of
Waterloo."

"Good Lord!"

"_They_ didn't know no different," said Mudd, "but it made me crawl to
listen to him."

"The bother is," said Bobby, "that we are dealing, not only with a young
man, but with the sort of young man who was young forty years ago.
That's our trouble, Mudd; we can't calculate on what he'll do because
we haven't the data. And another bother is that his foolishness seems to
have increased by being bottled so long, like old beer, but he can't
come to harm with the villagers, they're an innocent lot."

"Are they?" said Mudd. "One of the chaps he was talking to was a
gallows-looking chap. Horn's his name, and a poacher he is, I believe.
Then there's the blacksmith and a squint-eyed chap that calls himself a
butcher; the pair of _them_ aren't up to much. Innocent lot! Why, if you
had the stories Mr. Anderson's man has told me about this village the
hair would rise on your head. Why, London's a girl-school to these
country villages, if all's true one hears. No, Mr. Robert, he wants
looking after here more than anywhere, and it seems to me the only
person who has any real hold on him is the young lady."

"Miss Rossignol?"

"Yes, Mr. Robert, he's gone on her in his foolish way, and she can twist
him round her finger like a child. When he's with her he's a different
person, out of sight of her he's another man."

"Look here, Mudd," said the other, "he can't be in love with her, for
there's not a girl he sees he doesn't cast his eye after."

"Maybe," said Mudd, "but when he's with her he's in love with her; I've
been watching him and I know. He worships her, I believe, and if she
wasn't so sensible I'd be afeard of it. It's a blessing he came across
her; she's the only hold on him, and a good hold she is."

"It is a blessing," said Bobby. Then, after a pause, "Mudd, you've
always been a good friend of mine, and this business has made me know
what you really are. I'm bothered about something--I'm in love with her
myself. There, you have it."

"With Miss Rossignol?"

"Yes."

"Well, you might choose worse," said Mudd.

"But that's not all," said Bobby. "There's another girl--Mudd, I've been
a damn fool."

"We've all been fools in our time," said Mudd.

"I know, but it's jolly unpleasant when one's follies come home to roost
on one. She's a nice girl enough, Miss Delyse, but I don't care for her.
Yet somehow I've got mixed up with her--not exactly engaged, but very
near it. It all happened in a moment, and she's coming down here; I had
a letter from her this morning."

"Oh, Lord!" said Mudd, "another mixture. As if there wasn't enough of us
in the business!"

"That's a good name for it, 'business.' I feel as if I was helping to
run a sort of beastly factory, a mad sort of show where we're trying to
condense folly and make it consume its own smoke--an illicit
whisky-still, for we're trying to hide our business all the time, and it
gives me the jim-jams to think that at any moment a client may turn up
and see him like that. I feel sometimes, Mudd, as fellows must feel when
they have the police after them."

"Don't talk of the police," said Mudd, "the very word gives me the
shivers. When is she coming, Mr. Robert?"

"Miss Delyse? She's coming by the 3.15 train to-day to Farnborough
station, and I've got to meet her. I've just booked her a room here. You
see how I am tied. If I was here alone she couldn't come, because it
wouldn't be proper, but having _him_ here makes it proper."

"Have you told her the state he's in?"

"Yes. She doesn't mind; she said she wished everyone else was the
same--she said it was beautiful."

They were talking in Bobby's room, which overlooked the garden of the
hotel, and glancing out of the window now, he saw Cerise.

Then he detached himself from Mudd. He reached her as she was passing
through the little rambler-roofed alley that leads from the garden to
the bowling-green. There is an arbour in the garden tucked away in a
corner, and there is an arbour close to the bowling-green; there are
several other arbours, for the hotel-planner was an expert in his work,
but these are the only two arbours that have to do with our story.

Bobby caught up with the girl before she had reached the green, and they
walked together towards it, chatting as young people only can chat with
life and gaiety about nothing. They were astonishingly well-matched in
mind. Minds have colours just like eyes; there are black minds and brown
minds and muddy-coloured minds and grey minds, and blue minds. Bobby's
was a blue mind, though, indeed, it sometimes almost seemed green.
Cerise's was blue, a happy blue like the blue of her eyes.

They had been two and a half days now in pretty close propinquity, and
had got to know each other well despite Uncle Simon, or rather, perhaps,
because of him. They discussed him freely and without reserve, and they
were discussing him now, as the following extraordinary conversation
will show.

"He's good, as you say," said Bobby, "but he's more trouble to me than a
child."

Said Cerise: "Shall I tell you a little secret?"

"Yes."

"You will promise me surely, most surely, you will never tell my little
secret?"

"I swear."

"He is in loff with me--I thought it was maman, but it is me." A ripple
of laughter that caught the echo of the bowling-alley followed this
confession.

"Last night he said to me before dinner, 'Cerise, I loff you.'"

"And what did you say?"

"Then the dinner-gong rang," said Cerise, "and I said, 'Oh, Monsieur
Pattigrew, I must run and change my dress.' Then I ran off. I did not
want to change my dress, but I did want to change the conversation,"
finished Cerise.

Then with a smile, "He loffs me more than any of the other girls."

"Why, how do you know he loves other girls?"

"I have seen him look at girls," said Cerise. "He likes all the world,
but girls he likes most."

"Are you in love with him, Cerise?" asked Bobby, with a grin.

"Yes," said Cerise candidly. "Who could help?"

"How much are you in love with him, Cerise?"

"I would walk to London for him without my shoes," said Cerise.

"Well, that's something," said Bobby. "Come into this little arbour,
Cerise, and let's sit down. You don't mind my smoking?"

"Not one bit"

"It's good to have anyone love one like that," said he, lighting a
cigarette.

"He draws it from me," said Cerise.

"Well, I must say he's more likeable as he is than as he was; you should
have seen him before he got young, Cerise."

"He was always good," said she, as though speaking from sure knowledge;
"always good and kind and sweet."

"He managed to hide it," said Bobby.

"Ah yes--maybe so--there are many old gentlemen who seem rough and not
nice, and then underneath it is different."

"How would you like to marry uncle?" asked he, laughing.

"If he were young outside as he is young inside of him--why, then I do
not know. I might--I might not."

Then the unfortunate young man, forgetting all things, even the
approaching Julia, let his voice fall half a tone; he wandered from
Uncle; Simon into the question of the beauty of the roses.

The conversation flagged a bit, then he was holding one of her fingers.

Then came steps on the gravel. A servant.

"The fly is ready to take you to the station, sir."

It was three o'clock.



CHAPTER III

JULIA--_continued_


It was a cross between a hansom cab and a "growler," with the voice of
the latter, and the dust of the Farnborough road, with the prospect of a
three-mile drive to meet Julia and a three-mile drive back again, did
not fill Bobby with joy--also the prospect of having to make
explanations.

He had quite determined on that. After the arbour business it was
impossible to go on with Julia; he had to break whatever bonds there
existed between them, and he had to do the business before she got to
the hotel. Then came the prospect of having to live with her in the
hotel, even for a night. He questioned himself, asking himself were he a
cad or not, had he trifled with Julia? As far as memory went, they had
both trifled with one another. It was a sudden affair, and no actual
promise had been made; he had not even said "I love you"--but he had
kissed her. The legal mind would, no doubt, have construed that into a
declaration of affection, but Bobby's mind was not legal--anything
but--and as for kissing a girl, if he had been condemned to marry all
the girls he had kissed he would have been forced to live in Utah.

He had to wait half an hour for the train at Farnborough, and when it
drew up out stepped Julia, hot, and dressed in green, dragging a
hold-all and a bundle of magazines and newspapers.

"H'are you?" said Bobby, as they shook hands.

"Hot," said Julia.

"Isn't it?"

He carried the hold-all to the fly and a porter followed with a
basket-work portmanteau. When the luggage was stowed in they got in and
the fly moved off.

Julia was not in a passionate mood; no person is or ever has been after
a journey on the London and Wessex and South Coast Railway--unless it is
a mood of passion against the railway. She seemed, indeed, disgruntled
and critical, and a tone of complaint in her voice cheered up Bobby.

"I know it's an awful old fly," said he, "but it's the best they had;
the hotel motor-car is broken down or something."

"Why didn't you wire me that day," said She, "that you were going off
so soon? I only got your wire from here next morning. You promised to
meet me and you never turned up. I went to the Albany to see if you were
in, and I saw Mr. Tozer. He said you had gone off with half a dozen
people in a car----"

"Only four, not including me," cut in Bobby.

"Two ladies----"

"An old French lady and her daughter."

"Well, that's two ladies, isn't it?"

"I suppose so--you can't make it three. Then there was uncle; it's true
he's a host in himself."

"How's he going on?"

"Splendidly."

"I'm very anxious to see him," said Julia. "It's so seldom one meets
anyone really original in this life; most people are copies of others,
and generally bad ones at that."

"That's so," said Bobby.

"How's the novel going on?" said Julia.

"Heavens!" said Bobby, "do you think I can add literary work to my other
distractions? The novel is not going on, but the plot is."

"How d'you mean?"

"Uncle Simon. I've got the beginning and middle of a novel in him, but
I haven't got the end."

"You are going to put him in a book?"

"I wish to goodness I could, and close the covers on him. No, I'm going
to weave him into a story--he's doing most of the weaving, but that's a
detail. Look here, Julia----"

"Yes?"

"I've been thinking."

"Yes?"

"I've been thinking we have made a mistake."

"Who?"

"Well, we. I didn't write, I thought I'd wait till I saw you."

"How d'you mean?" said Julia dryly.

"Us."

"Yes?"

"Well, you know what I mean. It's just this way, people do foolish
things on the spur of the moment."

"What have we done foolish?"

"We haven't done anything foolish, only I think we were in too great a
hurry."

"How?"

"Oh, you know, that evening at your flat."

"Oh!"

"Yes."

"You mean to say you don't care for me any more?"

"Oh, it's not that; I care for you very much."

"Say it at once," said Julia. "You care for me as a sister."

"Well, that's about it," said Bobby.

Julia was silent, and only the voice of the fly filled the air.

Then she said:

"It's just as well to know where one is."

"Are you angry?"

"Not a bit."

He glanced at her.

"Not a bit. You have met someone else. Why not say so?"

"I have," said Bobby. "You know quite well, Julia, one can't help these
things."

"I don't know anything about 'these things,' as you call them; I only
know that you have ceased to care for me--let that suffice."

She was very calm, and a feeling came to Bobby that she did not care so
very deeply for him. It was not a pleasant feeling somehow, although it
gave him relief. He had expected her to weep or fly out in a temper, but
she was quite calm and ordinary; he almost felt like making love to her
again to see if she _had_ cared for him, but fortunately this feeling
passed.

"We'll be friends," said he.

"Absolutely," said Julia. "How could a little thing like that spoil
friendship?"

Was she jesting with him or in earnest? Bitter, or just herself?

"Is she staying at the hotel?" asked she, after a moment's silence.

"She is," said Bobby.

"It's the French girl?"

"How did you guess that?"

"I knew."

"When?"

"When you explained them and began with the old lady. But the old lady
will, no doubt, have her turn next, and to the next girl you'll explain
them, beginning with the girl."

Bobby felt very hot and uncomfortable.

"Now you're angry with me," said he.

"Not a bit."

"Well, let's be friends."

"Absolutely. I could never fancy you as the enemy of anyone but
yourself."

Bobby wasn't enjoying the drive, and there was a mile more of
it--uphill, mostly.

"I think I'll get out and give the poor old horse a chance," said he;
"these hills are beastly for it."

He got out and walked by the fly, glancing occasionally at the
silhouette of Julia, who seemed ruminating matters.

He was beginning to feel, now, that he had done her an injury, and she
had said nothing about going back to-morrow or anything like that, and
he was held as by a vice, and Cerise and he would be under the
microscope, and Cerise knew nothing about Julia.

Then he got into the fly again and five minutes later they drove up to
the Rose. Simon was standing in the porch as they drove up; his straw
hat was on the back of his head and he had a cigar in his mouth.

He looked at Bobby and Julia and grinned slightly. It seemed suddenly to
have got into his head that Bobby had been fetching a sweetheart as well
as a young lady from the station. It had, in fact, and things that got
into Simon's youthful head in this fashion, allied to things pleasant,
were difficult to remove.



CHAPTER IV

HORN--_continued_


Simon had been that day all alone to see Mrs. Fisher-Fisher's roses; he
said so at dinner that night. He had remembered the general invitation
and had taken it, evidently, as a personal one. Bobby did not enquire
details; besides, his mind was occupied at that dinner-table, where
Cerise was constantly seeking his glance and where Julia sat watching.
Brooding and watching and talking chiefly to Simon.

She and Simon seemed to get on well together, and a close observer might
have fancied that Simon was attracted, perhaps less by her charms than
by the fact that he considered her Bobby's girl and was making to cut
Bobby out, in a mild way, by his own superior attractions.

After dinner Simon forgot her. He had other business on hand. He had not
dressed for dinner, he was simply and elegantly attired in the blue
serge suit he had worn in London. Taking his straw hat and lighting a
cigar, he left the others and, having strolled round the garden for a
few minutes, left the hotel premises and strolled down the street.

The street was deserted. He reached the Bricklayer's Arms, and, having
admired the view for a while from the porch of that hostelry, strolled
into the bar.

The love of low company, which is sometimes a distinguishing feature of
the youthful, comes from several causes: a taste for dubious sport, a
kicking against restraint, simply the love of low company, or a kind of
megalomania--a wish to be first person in the company present, a wish
easily satisfied at the cost of a few pounds.

In Simon's case it was probably a compound of the lot.

In the bar of the Bricklayer's Arms he was first person by a mile; and
this evening, owing to hay-harvest work, he was first by twenty miles,
for the only occupant of the bar was Dick Horn.

Horn, as before hinted by Mudd, was a very dubious character. In old
days he would have been a poacher pure and simple, to-day he was that
and other things as well. Socialism had touched him. He desired, not
only other men's game and fish, but their houses and furniture.

He was six feet two, very thin, with lantern jaws, and a dark look
suggestive of Romany antecedents--a most fascinating individual to the
philosopher, the police, and those members of the public of artistic
leanings. He was seated smoking and in company of a brown mug of beer
when Simon came in.

They gave each other good evening, Simon rapped with a half-crown on the
counter, ordered some beer for himself, had Horn's mug replenished, and
then sat down. The landlord, having served them, left them together, and
they fell into talk on the weather.

"Yes," said Horn, "it's fine enough for them that like it, weather's no
account to me. I'm used to weather."

"So am I," said Simon.

"Gentlefolk don't know what weather is," said Horn; "they can take it or
leave it. It's the pore that knows what weather is."

They agreed on this point.

After a while Horn got up, craned his head round the bar partition to
see that no one was listening, and sat down again.

"You remember what I said to you about them night lines?"

"Yes."

"Well, I'm going to set some to-night down in the river below."

"By Jove!" said Simon, vastly interested.

"If you're wanting to see a bit of sport maybe you'd like to jine me?"
said Horn.

For a moment Simon held back, playing with this idea, then he succumbed.

"I'm with you," said he.

"The keeper's away at Ditchin'ham that minds this bit of the stream,"
said Horn. "Not that it matters, for he ain't no good, and the
constable's no more than a blind horse. He's away, so we'll have the
place proper to ourselves, and you said you was anxious to see how night
linin' was done. Well, you'll see it, if you come along with me. Mind
you, it's not every gentleman I'd take on a job like this, but you're
different. Mind you, they'd call this poachin', some of them blistered
magistrits, and I'm takin' a risk lettin' you into it."

"I'll say nothing," said Simon.

"It's a risk all the same," said Horn.

"I'll pay you," said Simon.

"'Aff a quid?"

"Yes, here it is. What time do you start?"

"Not for two hours," said Horn. "My bit of a place is below hill there.
Y'know the Ditchin'ham road?"

"Yes."

"Well, it's that shack down there on the right of the road before it
jines the village. I've got the lines there and all. You walk down there
in two hours' time and you'll find me at the gate."

"I'll come," said Simon.

Then these two worthies parted; Horn wiping his mouth with the back of
his hand, saying he had to see a man about some ferrets, Simon walking
back to the hotel.



CHAPTER V

TIDD _versus_ RENSHAW


The head of a big office or business house cannot move out of his orbit
without creating perturbations. Brownlow, the head clerk and second in
command of the Pettigrew business, was to learn this fact to his cost.

Brownlow was a man of forty-five, whose habits and ideas seemed
regulated by clockwork. He lived at Hampstead with his wife and three
children, and went each day to the office. That was the summary of his
life as read by an outsider. Often the bald statement covers everything.
It almost did in the case of Brownlow. He had no initiative. He kept
things together, he was absolutely perfect in routine, he had a profound
knowledge of the law, he was correct, a good husband and a good father,
but he had no initiative, and, outside of the law, very little knowledge
of the world.

Imagine this correct gentleman, then, seated at his desk on the morning
of the day after that on which Simon made his poaching arrangements
with Horn. He was turning over some papers when Balls, the second in
command, came in. Balls was young and wore eyeglasses and had ambitions.
He and Brownlow were old friends, and when together talked as equals.

"I've had that James man just in to see me," said Balls. "Same old game;
wanted to see Pettigrew. He knows I have the whole thread of the case in
my hands, but that's nothing to him, he wants to see Pettigrew."

"I know," said Brownlow. "I've had the same bother. They _will_ see the
head."

"When's he back?" asked Balls.

"I don't know," said Brownlow.

"Where's he gone?"

"I don't know," said Brownlow. "I only know he's gone, same as this time
last year. He was a month away then."

"Oh, Lord!" said Balls, who had only joined the office nine months
before and who knew nothing of last year's escapade. "A month more of
this sort of bother--a month!"

"Yes," said Brownlow. "I had it to do last year, and he left no address,
same as now." Then, after a moment's pause, "I'm worried about him. I
can't help it, there was a strange thing happened last year. I've never
told it to a soul before. He called me in one day to his room and he
showed me a bundle of bank-notes. 'See here, Brownlow,' said he, 'did
you put these in my safe?' I'd never seen the things before and I have
no key to his private safe. I told him I hadn't. He showed me the notes,
ten thousand pounds' worth. Ten thousand pounds' worth, he couldn't
account for--asked _me_ if I'd put them in his safe. I said 'No,' as I
told you. 'Well, it's very strange,' said he. Then he stood looking at
the floor. Then he said all of a sudden, 'It doesn't matter.' Next day
he went off on a month's holiday, sending word for me to carry on."

"Queer," said Balls.

"More than queer," replied Brownlow. "I've put it down to mental strain;
he's a hard worker."

"It's not mental strain," said Balls. "He's as alive as you or me and as
keen, and he doesn't overwork; it's something else."

"Well, I wish it would stop," said Brownlow, "for I'm nearly worried to
death with clients writing to see him and trying to invent excuses, and
my work is doubled."

"So's mine," said Balls. He went out and Brownlow continued his
business. He had not been engaged on it for long when Morgan, the
office-boy, appeared.

"Mr. Tidd, sir, to see Mr. Pettigrew."

"Show him in," said Brownlow.

A moment later Mr. Tidd appeared.

Mr. Tidd was a small, slight, old-maidish man; he walked lightly, like a
bird, and carried a tall hat with a black band in one hand and a
tightly-folded umbrella in the other. Incidentally he was one of
Pettigrew's best clients.

"Good morning," said Mr. Tidd. "I've called to see Mr. Pettigrew with
regard to those papers."

"Oh yes," said Brownlow. "Sit down, Mr. Tidd. Those papers--Mr.
Pettigrew has been considering them."

"Is not Mr. Pettigrew in?"

"No, Mr. Tidd, he's not in just at present."

"When is he likely to return?"

"Well, that's doubtful; he has left me in charge."

The end of Mr. Tidd's nose moved uneasily.

"You are in charge of my case?"

"Yes, of the whole business."

"I can speak confidentially?"

"Absolutely."

"Well, I have decided to stop proceedings--in fact, I am caught in a
hole."

"Oh!"

"Yes. Mrs. Renshaw has, in some illicit manner, got a document with my
signature attached--a very grave document. This is strictly between
ourselves."

"Strictly."

"And she threatens to use it against me."

"Yes."

"To use it against me, unless I return to her at once the letter of hers
which I put in Mr. Pettigrew's keeping."

"Oh!"

"Yes. She is a violent and very vicious woman. I have not slept all
night. I live, as you perhaps know, at Hitchin. I took the first train I
could conveniently catch to town this morning."

The horrible fact was beginning to dawn on Brownlow that Simon had not
brought those papers back to the office. He said nothing; his lips, for
a moment, had gone dry.

"How she got hold of that document with my name to it I cannot tell,"
said Mr. Tidd, "but she will use it against me most certainly unless I
return that letter."

"Perhaps," said Brownlow, recovering himself, "perhaps she is only
threatening--bluffing, as they call it."

"Oh no, she's not," said the other. "If you knew her you would not say
that; no, indeed, you would not say that. She is the last woman to
threaten what she will not perform. Till that document is in her hands I
will not feel safe."

"You must be careful," said Brownlow, fighting for time. "How would it
be if I were to see her?"

"Useless," said Mr. Tidd.

"May I ask----"

"Yes?"

"Is the document to which your name is attached, and which is in her
possession, is it--er--detrimental--I mean, plainly, is it likely to do
you a grave injury?"

"The document," said Mr. Tidd, "was written by me in a moment of impulse
to a lady who is--another gentleman's wife."

"It is a letter?"

"Yes, it is a letter."

"I see. Well, Mr. Tidd, _your_ document, the one you are anxious to
return in exchange for this document, is in the possession of Mr.
Pettigrew; it is quite safe."

"Doubtless," said Mr. Tidd, "but I want it in my hands to return it
myself to-day."

"I sent it with the other papers to Mr. Pettigrew's private house," said
Brownlow, "and he has not yet returned it."

"Oh! But I want it to-day."

"It's very unfortunate," said Brownlow, "but he's away--and I'm afraid
he must have taken the papers with him for consideration."

"Good heavens!" said Tidd. "But if that is so what am I to do?"

"You can't wait?"

"How can I wait?"

"Dear me, dear me," said Brownlow, almost driven to distraction, "this
is very unfortunate."

Tidd seemed to concur.

His lips had become pale. Then he broke out: "I placed my vital
interests in the hands of Mr. Pettigrew, and now at the critical moment
I find this!" said he. "Away! But you must find him--you must find him,
and find him at once."

If he had only known what he would find he might have been less eager
perhaps.

"I'll find him if I can," said Brownlow. He rang a bell, and when Morgan
appeared he sent for Balls.

"Mr. Balls," said Brownlow with a spasmodic attempt at a wink, "can you
not get Mr. Pettigrew's present address?"

Balls understood.

"I'll see," said he. Out he went, returning in a minute.

"I'm sorry I can't," said Balls. "Mr. Pettigrew did not leave his
address when he went away."

"Thank you, Mr. Balls," said Brownlow. Then to Tidd, when they were
alone: "This is as hard for me as for you, Mr. Tidd; I can't think what
to do."

"We've got to find him," said Tidd.

"Certainly."

"Will he by any chance have left his address at his private house?"

"We can see," said Brownlow. "He has no telephone, but I'll go myself."

"I will go with you," said Tidd. "You understand me, this is a matter of
life and death--ruin--my wife--that woman, and the other one."

"I see, I see, I see," said Brownlow, taking his hat from its peg on the
wall. "Come with me; we will find him if he is to be found."

He hurried out, followed by Mr. Tidd, and in Fleet Street he managed to
get a taxi. They got into it and drove to King Charles Street.

There was a long pause after the knock, and then the door opened,
disclosing Mrs. Jukes. Brownlow was known to her.

"Mrs. Jukes," said Brownlow, "can you give me Mr. Pettigrew's present
address?"

"No, sir, I can't."

"He was called away, was he not?"

"I don't think so, sir; he went off on some business or other. Mudd has
gone with him."

"Oh, dear!" said Tidd.

"They stopped at the Charing Cross Hotel," said Mrs. Jukes, "and then I
had a message they were going into the country. It was from Mr. Mudd,
and he said they might be a month away."

"A month away!" said Tidd, his voice strangely calm.

"Yes, sir."

"Good gracious!" said Brownlow. Then to Tidd, "You see how I am placed?"

"A month away," said Tidd; he seemed unable to get over that obstacle of
thought.

"Yes, sir," said Mrs. Jukes.

They got into the taxi and went to the Charing Cross Hotel, where they
were informed that Mr. Pettigrew was gone and had left no address.

Then suddenly an idea came to Brownlow--Oppenshaw. The doctor might
know; failing the doctor, they were done.

"Come with me," said he; "I think I know a person who may have the
address." He got into the taxi again with the other, gave the Harley
Street address, and they drove off. The horrible irregularity of the
whole of this business was poisoning Brownlow's mind--hunting for the
head of a firm who ought to be at his office and who held possession of
a client's vitally important document.

He said nothing, neither did Mr. Tidd, who was probably engaged in
reviewing the facts of his case and the position his wife would take up
when that letter was put into her hands by Mrs. Renshaw.

They stopped at 110A, Harley Street.

"Why, it's a doctor's house," said Tidd.

"Yes," said Brownlow.

They knocked at the door and were let in.

The servant, in the absence of an appointment, said he would see what he
could do, and showed them into the waiting-room.

"Tell Dr. Oppenshaw it is Mr. Brownlow from Mr. Pettigrew's office,"
said Brownlow, "on very urgent business."

They took their seats, and while Mr. Tidd tried to read a volume of
_Punch_ upside down, Brownlow bit his nails.

In a marvellously short time the servant returned and asked Mr. Brownlow
to step in.

Oppenshaw did not beat about the bush. When he heard what Brownlow
wanted he said frankly he did not know where Mr. Pettigrew was; he only
knew that he had been staying at the Charing Cross Hotel. Mudd, the
manservant, was with him.

"It's only right that you should know the position," said Oppenshaw, "as
you say you are the chief clerk and all responsibility rests on you in
Mr. Pettigrew's absence." Then he explained.

"But if he's like that, where's the use of finding him?" said the
horrified Brownlow. "A man with mind disease!"

"More a malady than a disease," put in Oppenshaw.

"Yes, but--like that."

"Of course," said Oppenshaw, "he may at any moment turn back into
himself again, like the finger of a glove turning inside out."

"Perhaps," said the other hopelessly, "but till he does turn----"

At that moment the sound of a telephone-bell came from outside.

"Till he does turn, of course, he's useless for business purposes," said
Oppenshaw; "he would have no memory, for one thing--at least, no memory
of business."

The servant entered.

"Please, sir, an urgent call for you."

"One moment," said Oppenshaw. Out he went.

He was back in less than two minutes.

"I have his address," said he.

"Thank goodness!" said Brownlow.

"H'm," said Oppenshaw; "but there's not good news with it. He's staying
at the Rose Hotel, Upton-on-Hill, and he's been getting into trouble of
some sort. It was Mudd who 'phoned, and he seemed half off his head;
said he didn't like to go into details over the telephone, but wanted me
to come down to arrange matters. I told him it was quite impossible
to-day; then he seemed to collapse and cut me off."

"What am I to do?"

"Well, there's only two things to be done: tell this gentleman that Mr.
Pettigrew's mind is affected, or take him down there on the chance that
this shock may have restored Mr. Pettigrew."

"I can't tell him Mr. Pettigrew's mind is affected," said Brownlow. "I'd
sooner do anything than that. I'd sooner take him down there on the
chance of his being better--perhaps even if he's not, the sight of me
and Mr. Tidd might recall him to himself."

"Possibly," said Oppenshaw, who was in a hurry and only too glad of any
chance of cutting the business short. "Possibly. Anyhow, there is some
use in trying, and tell Mudd it's absolutely useless my going. I shall
be glad to do anything I can by letter or telephone."

Brownlow took up his hat, then he recaptured Tidd and gave him the
cheering news that he had Simon's address. "I'll go with you myself,"
said Brownlow. "Of course, the expense will fall on the office. I must
send a telegram to the office and my wife to say I won't be back
to-night. We can't get to Upton till this evening. We'll have to go as
we are, without even waiting to pack a bag."

"That doesn't matter; that doesn't matter," said Tidd.

They were in the street now and bundling into the waiting taxi.

"Victoria Station," said Brownlow to the driver. Then to Tidd, "I can
telegraph from the station."

They drove off.



CHAPTER VI

WHAT HAPPENED TO SIMON


"He came back two hours ago, sir, and he was in his room ten minutes
ago--but he's gone."

"Well," said Bobby, who was just off to bed, "he'll be back again soon;
can't come to much harm here. You'd better sit up for him, Mudd."

Off he went to bed. He lay reading for awhile and thinking of Cerise;
then he put out the light and dropped off to sleep.

He was awakened by Mudd. Mudd with a candle in his hand.

"He's not back yet, Mr. Robert."

Bobby sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Not back? Oh, Uncle Simon! What's the
time?"

"Gone one, sir."

"Bother! What can have happened to him, Mudd?"

"That's what I'm asking myself," said Mudd.

A heavy step sounded on the gravel drive in front of the hotel, then
came a ring at the bell. Mudd, candle in hand, darted off.

Bobby heard voices down below. Five minutes passed and then reappeared
Mudd--ghastly to look at.

"They've took him," said Mudd.

"What?"

"He's been took poachin'."

"Poaching!"

"Colonel Salmon's river, he and a man, and the man's got off. He's at
the policeman's house, and he says he'll let us have him if we'll go
bail for him, seeing he's an old gentleman and only did it for the lark
of the thing."

"Thank God!"

"But he'll have to go before the magistrates on We'n'sday, whether or
no--before the magistrates--_him_!"

"The devil!" said Bobby. He got up and hurried on some clothes.

"Him before the magistrates--in his present state! _Oh_, Lord!"

"Shut up!" said Bobby. His hands were shaking as he put on his things.
Pictures of Simon before the magistrates were fleeting before him. Money
was the only chance. Could the policeman be bribed?

Hurrying downstairs and outside into the moonlit night, he found the
officer. None of the hotel folk had turned out at the ring of the bell.
Bobby, in a muted voice and beneath the stars, listened to the tale of
the Law, then he tried corruption.

Useless. Constable Copper, though he might be no more good than a blind
horse, according to Horn, was incorruptible yet consolatory.

"It'll only be a couple of quid fine," said he. "Maybe not that, seeing
what he is and it was done for a lark. Horn will get it in the neck, but
not him. He's at my house now, and you can have him back if you'll go
bail he won't get loose again. He's a nice old gentleman, but a bit
peculiar, I think."

Constable Copper seemed quite light-hearted over the matter, and to
think little of it as an offence. A couple of quid would cover it! He
did not, perhaps, appreciate fully the light and shade of the
situation--a J.P. and member of the Athenæum and of the Society of
Antiquaries brought up for poaching in company with an evil character
named Horn!

Neither did Simon, whom they found seated on the side of the table in
the Coppers' sitting-room talking to Mrs. Copper, who was wrapped in a
shawl.

He went back to the hotel with them rather silent but not depressed; he
tried, indeed, to talk and laugh over the affair. This was the last
straw, and Bobby burst out, giving him a "jawing" complete and of the
first pattern. Then they saw him to bed and put out the light.

At breakfast he was quite himself again, and the summons which arrived
at eleven o'clock was not shown to him. No one knew of the affair with
the exception of the whole village, all the hotel servants, Bobby and
Mudd.

The distracted Mudd spent the morning walking about, hither and thither,
trying to collect his wits and make a plan. Simon had given his name, of
course, though indeed it did not matter much as he was a resident at the
hotel. It was impossible to deport him or move him or pretend he was
ill; nothing was possible but the bench of magistrates--Colonel Salmon
presiding--and Publicity.

At half-past eleven or quarter to twelve he sent the despairing message
to Oppenshaw; then he collapsed into a cold sort of resignation with hot
fits at times.



CHAPTER VII

TIDD _versus_ BROWNLOW


At four o'clock that day a carriage drove up to the hotel and two
gentlemen alighted. They were shown into the coffee-room and Mudd was
sent for. He came, expecting to find police officers, and found Brownlow
and Mr. Tidd.

"One moment, Mr. Tidd," said Brownlow, then he took Mudd outside into
the hall.

"He's not fit to be seen," said Mudd, when the other had explained. "No
client must see him. He's right enough to look at and speak to, but he's
not himself. What made you bring him here, Mr. Brownlow--now, of all
times?"

Brownlow started and turned. Mr. Tidd had opened the coffee-room door,
and how much of their conversation he had heard Heaven knows.

"One moment," said Brownlow.

"I will wait no longer," said Mr. Tidd. "This must be explained. Is Mr.
Pettigrew here or is he not? No, I will not wait."

A waiter passed at that moment with an afternoon-tea-tray.

"Is Mr. Pettigrew in this hotel?" asked Tidd.

"He's in the garden, I believe, sir."

Brownlow tried to get in front of Tidd to round him off from the garden;
Mudd tried to take his arm. He pushed them aside.



CHAPTER VIII

IN THE ARBOUR


We must go back to three o'clock. At three o'clock Bobby, walking in the
garden smoking a cigarette, had crossed the front of the arbour--Arbour
No. 1. The grass path, soundless as a Turkey carpet, did not betray his
footsteps.

There were two people in the arbour and they were "canoodling"--Simon
and Julia Delyse. She was keeping her hand in, perhaps, or the
attraction Simon had always had for her had betrayed her into allowing
him to hold her hand. Anyhow, he was holding it. Bobby looked at her,
and Julia snatched her hand away. Simon laughed; he seemed to think it a
good joke, and his vain soul was doubtless pleased with having got the
better of Bobby with Bobby's girl.

Bobby passed on, saying, "I beg your pardon." It was the only thing he
could think of to say. Then, when out of hearing, he too laughed. He had
got the better of Julia. That brooding presence would brood no more.

An hour later Simon, walking in the garden alone and in meditation,
reached the bowling-green. He drew close to Arbour No. 2. The grass
silencing his footsteps, he passed the arbour opening and looked in. The
two people there did not see him for a moment, then they unlocked.

It was Cerise and Bobby.

Simon stood, mouth open, stock still, cigar dropped on grass.

He had laughed when Bobby had caught him with Julia. He did not laugh
now.

The shock of the poaching business had left him untouched, unshaken, but
Cerise, in some strange way, was his centre of gravity, his compass, and
sometimes his rudder. He loved Cerise; the other girls were phantoms.
Perhaps Cerise was the only real thing in his mental state.

For a moment he stood, his hand to his head like a man stunned.

Bobby ran to him and caught him.

"Where am I?" said Uncle Simon. "Oh--oh--I see." He leaned heavily on
Bobby, looking about him in a dazed way like a man half awakened. Madame
Rossignol, who had just come out of the hotel, seeing his condition, ran
towards him, and Simon, as though recognising a guardian angel, held out
his hand.

Then Bobby and the old lady gently, very gently, began to lead him back
to the house.

As they drew near the back entrance three men, one following the other,
came out.

Simon stopped.

He had recognised Tidd; he seemed also to recognise more fully his own
position and to remember. Bobby felt his hand tightly clasping his own.

"Why, this is Mr. Tidd," said Simon.

"Mr. Pettigrew," said Tidd, "where are my papers--the papers in the case
of Renshaw?"

"Tidd _v._ Renshaw," said Simon's accurate mind. "They are in the top
left-hand drawer of my bureau in Charles Street, Westminster."



CHAPTER IX

CHAPTER THE LAST


"You are all absolutely wrong." Julia Delyse was speaking. She had been
sitting mumchance at a general meeting of the Pettigrew confraternity
held half an hour before Bench in a sitting-room of the Rose Hotel.

Simon had vetoed the idea of a solicitor to defend him--it would only
create more talk, and from what he could make out his case was
defenceless. He would throw himself on the mercy of the court. The rest
had concurred.

"Throw yourself on the mercy of the court! Have you ever lived in the
country? Do you know what these old magistrates are like? Don't you know
that the _Wessex Chronicle_ will publish yards about it, to say nothing
of the local rag? I've thought out the whole thing. I've wired for Dick
Pugeot."

"You wired?" said Bobby.

"Last night. You remember I asked you for his address--and there he is."

The toot of a motor-horn came from outside.

Julia rose and left the room.

Bobby followed and stopped her in the passage.

"Julia," said he, "if you can get him out of this and save his name
being in the papers, you'll be a brick. You are a brick, and I've been
a--a----"

"I know," said Julia, "but you could not help yourself--nor can I. I'm
not Cerise. Love is lunacy and the world's all wrong. Now go back and
tell your uncle to say nothing in court and to pretend he's a fool. If
Pugeot is the man you say he is, he'll save his name. Old Mr. Pettigrew
has got to be camouflaged."

"Good heavens, Julia," cried Bobby, the vision of gnus emulating zebras
rising before him, "you can't mean to paint him?"

"Never mind what I mean," said Julia.


The Upton Bench was an old Bench. It had been in existence since the
time of Mr. Justice Shallow. It held its sittings in the court-room of
the Upton Police Court, and there it dispensed justice, of a sort, of a
Wednesday morning upon "drunks," petty pilferers, poachers, tramps, and
any other unfortunates appearing before it.

Colonel Grouse was the chairman. With him this morning sat Major
Partridge-Cooper, Colonel Salmon, Mr. Teal, and General Grampound. The
reporters of the local rag and the _Wessex Chronicle_ were in their
places. The Clerk of the Court, old Mr. Quail, half-blind and fumbling
with his papers, was at his table; a few village constables, including
Constable Copper, were by the door, and there was no general public.

The general public was free to enter, but none of the villagers ever
came. It was an understood thing that the Bench discouraged idlers and
inquisitive people.

The inalienable right of the public to enter a Court of Justice and see
Themis at work had never been pushed. The Bench was much more than the
Bench--it was the Gentry and the Power of Upton,[1] against which no man
could run counter. Horn alone, in pot-houses and public places, had
fought against this shibboleth; he had found a few agreers, but no
backers.

At eleven to the moment the Pettigrew contingent filed in and took their
places, and after them a big yellow man, the Hon. Dick Pugeot. He was
known to the magistrates, but Justice is blind and no mark of
recognition was shown, whilst a constable, detaching himself from the
others, went to the door and shouted:

"Richard Horn."

Horn, who had been caught and bailed, and who had evidently washed
himself and put on his best clothes, entered, made for the dock, as a
matter of long practice, and got into it.

"Simon Pettigrew," called the Clerk.

Simon rose and followed Horn. Instructed by Julia to say nothing, he
said nothing.

Then Pugeot rose.

"I beg your pardon," said Pugeot; "you have got my friend's name wrong.
Pattigraw, please; he's a Frenchman, though long resident in England;
and it's not Simon--but Sigismond."

"Rectify the charge-sheet," said Colonel Grouse. "First witness."

Simon, dazed, and horrified as a solicitor by this line of action, tried
to speak, but failed. The brilliant idea of Julia's, taken up with
enthusiasm by Pugeot, was evidently designed to fool the newspaper men
and save the name of Simon the Solicitor. Still, it was horrible, and he
felt as though Pugeot were trying to carry him pick-a-back across an
utterly impossible bridge.

He guessed now why this had been sprung on him. They knew that as a
lawyer he would never have agreed to such a statement.

Then Copper, hoisting himself into the witness-stand, hitching his belt
and kissing the Testament, began:

"I swear before A'mighty Gawd that the evidence I shall give shall be
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Gawd,
Amen on the evening of the 16th pursuin' my beat by Porter's Meadows I
see defendant in the company of Horn----"

"What were they doing?" asked old Mr. Teal, who was busily taking notes
just like any real judge.

"Walkin' towards the river, sir."

"In which direction?"

"Up stream, sir."

"Go on."

Copper went on.

"Crossin' the meadows, they kept to the river, me after them----"

"How far behind?" asked Major Partridge-Cooper.

"Half a field's length, sir, till they reached the bend of the stream
beyond which the prisoner Horn began to set his night lines, assisted by
the prisoner Puttigraw. 'Hullo,' says I, and Horn bolted, and I closed
with the other one."

"Did he make resistance?"

"No, sir. I walked him up to my house quite quiet."

"That all?"

"Yes, sir."

"You can stand down."

The prisoners had pleaded guilty and there was no other evidence. Simon
began to see light. He could perceive at once that it would be a
question of a fine, that the magistrates and Press had swallowed him as
specified by Pugeot, that his name was saved. But he reckoned without
Pugeot.

Pugeot had done everything in life except act as an advocate, and he was
determined not to let the chance escape. Several brandies-and-sodas at
the hotel had not lessened his enthusiasm for Publicity, and he rose.

"Mr. Chairman and Justices," said Pugeot. "I would like to say a few
words on behalf of my friend, the prisoner, whom I have known for many
years and who now finds himself in this unfortunate position through no
fault of his own."

"How do you make that out?" asked Colonel Grouse.

"I beg your pardon?" said Pugeot, checked in his eloquence. "Oh yes, I
see what you mean. Well, as a matter of fact, as a matter of fact--well,
not to put too fine a point upon it, leaving aside the fact that he is
the last man to do a thing of this sort, he has had money troubles in
France."

"Do you wish to make out a case of _non compos mentis_?" asked old Mr.
Teal. "There is no medical evidence adduced."

"Not in the least," said Pugeot; "he's as right as I am, only he has had
worries." Then, confidentially, and speaking to the Bench as fellow-men:
"If you will make it a question of a fine, I will guarantee everything
will be all right--and besides"--a brilliant thought--"his wife will
look after him."

"Is his wife present?" asked Colonel Grouse.

"That is the lady, I believe," said Colonel Salmon, looking in the
direction of the Rossignols, whom he dimly remembered having seen at the
Squire Simpson's with Simon.

Pugeot, cornered, turned round and looked at the blushing Madame
Rossignol.

"Yes," said he, without turning a hair, "that is the lady."

Then the recollection struck him with a thud that he had introduced the
Rossignols as Rossignols to the Squire Simpson's and that they were
registered at the hotel as Rossignols. He felt as though he were in a
skidding car, but nothing happened, no accusing voice rose to give him
the lie, and the Bench retired to consider its sentence, which was one
guinea fine for Sigismond and a month for Horn.

"You've married them," said Julia, as they walked back to the hotel,
leaving the others to follow. "I _never_ meant you to say that. But
perhaps it's for the best; she's a good woman and will look after him,
and he'll _have_ to finish the business, won't he?"

"Rather, and a jolly good job!" said Pugeot. "Now I've got to bribe the
hotel man and stuff old Simpson with the hard facts. Never had such fun
in my life. I say, old thing, where do you hang out in London?"

Julia gave him her address.


That was the beginning of the end of Pugeot as a bachelor--also of
Simon, who never would have been brought up to the scratch but for
Pugeot's speech--also of Mr. Ravenshaw, who never in his wildest dreams
could have foreseen his marriage to Simon's step-daughter a week after
Simon's marriage to her mother.

Mudd alone remains unmarried out of all these people, for the simple
and efficient reason that there is no one to marry him to. He lives with
the Pettigrews in Charles Street, and his only trouble in life is dread
of another outbreak on the part of Simon. This has not occurred
yet--will never occur, if there is any truth in the dictum of Oppenshaw
that marriage is the only cure for the delusions of youth.


THE END

FOOTNOTE:

[1] This was before the Politicians had amended the Bench.





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