Title: Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
Author: Brighouse, Harold
Language: English
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THREE LANCASHIRE PLAYS

The Game; The Northerners; Zack

By Harold Brighouse

London: Samuel French, Ltd. Publishers

1920

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PREFACE

|In another age than ours play-books were a favourite, if not the only,
form of light reading, and the novel, now almost universally preferred,
is the development of the last century. But a writer of plays should be
the last person in the world to resent the novelist's victory, for plays
are written to be acted, and reach a full completeness only by means of
the collaboration of author with producer, scene-painter, actors and,
finally and essentially, audience. The author's script bears to the
completed play a relationship similar to that of an architect's plan to
a completed building.

Architect's plans, however, are not unintelligible to the layman,
especially to the layman who is not devoid of imagination, the layman
who is ready to spend a trifling mental effort and to become, be it ever
so little, expert. And so with printed plays, those ground-plans of
the drama. There must have been in the eighteenth century, a larger
percentage of the reading public than obtains to-day that was expert in
reading plays; plays were thought--you can find ample proof of it in
the Diarists--easier reading than the novels of Fielding, Richardson and
Smollett. Perhaps the comparative brevity of a play was, even in those
unhurried days, a point in its favour; certainly the play-reading habit
was strong and one likes to think that it is not lost. To read dully
the script of a spectacular play is desolating weariness, but the same
script read with sympathetic imagination becomes the key to fairyland,
and from an armchair one sees more marvels than ever stagecraft could
present. There are abominable limitations on the stage; producers are
tedious pedants; but the reader mentally producing a play from the book
in his hand looks through a magic casement at what he gloriously will
instead of through a proscenium arch at the handiwork of a merely human
producer. Play-reading, in fact, obeys the law that as a man sows so
shall he reap; a little trouble, rapidly eased by practice, leads one to
a great deal of pleasure.

It depends, of course, upon the play as well as upon the reader, and
though one has rather romantically instanced spectacular plays, their
scripts do, as a rule, belong to the class of play which is not worth
reading. They are, or are apt to become, the libretto to some specific
scenery or stage effect and the imaginative reader, failing to hit upon
the particular staging intended, is lost in puzzlement. Nor do plays of
action make the best reading. There are no plays but plays of action,
but action is of many kinds, and the play whose first concern is
situation and rapid physical movement is so specifically a stage-play,
so sketchy in its ground-plan until the collaborators work in unison
upon it, as to make reading more of a torment than a pleasure. While
you must have wordless pantomime at the basis of every play, it is those
plays which exhibit in high degree the use of action in the form of
dialogue that are the more comfortable reading; and, always postulating
that a play is a play--not necessarily a playwright's play, the
admiration of his brother craftsmen, but a thing practicable, actable
and effective on the stage--the more physical action is subordinated to
character, to the exploration of the springs of human motive, the better
it is for reading purposes and the better for all purposes.

Ibsen led the modern play, where the modern novel followed it, to the
investigation of character rather than to the unfolding of a story,
and one suggests that readers who find satisfaction in the modern
psychological novel should find the reading of modern plays to their
taste for the reason that the dramatists, though they haven't in a play
the same opportunities for analysis as the novelists find in their more
spacious pages, are essentially "out for" the same thing.

The type of play one is here writing about is one which has not, in the
past, flourished extensively in the popular theatres; it is the type
known, rather obscurely, as the "Repertory" play. It was called by
that name, probably in derision, and the Repertory play was held to
be synonymous with the un-commercial play. Then queer things happened.
"Hindle Wakes" broke out of the Repertory palisade, made dramatic
history and, what from the amazed commercial manager's standpoint was
even more startling, a fortune; "The Younger Generation" followed into
the commercial camp; and in the rent profiteer's year of 1919, when
managers seemed forced by ruthless circumstance more even than by
inclination to play the safest game and to offer the Big Public nothing
but repetitions of the tried and true, two plays from the Repertories
came to town. "The Lost Leader" filled the Court Theatre in a very heat
wave, and "Abraham Lincoln" took the King to Hammersmith--with many
thousands of his subjects. So that it will not do to speak of plays as
commercial on the one hand and Repertory on the other. Repertory has
golden possibilities, if you don't expect too much of it. It would be
fallacious to expect the same pay-dust from "Abraham Lincoln" as from
"Chu Chin Chow." Nor would one expect Joseph Conrad to sell like Nat
Gould.

Sincerity is a virtue possessed, as a rule, by the Repertory play, but
it will by no means do to claim for this sort of play a monopoly of
sincerity. The most popular type of drama (and the most English),
melodrama, is rigidly sincere--to the confounding of the Intellectual.
There is plenty of dishonest thinking and unscrupulous play-making, but
not in popular melodrama. In melodrama which pretends to be something
other than what it is, there is immediate and obvious insincerity, but
there is no writing with the tongue in the cheek in downright, unabashed
melodramas of the old Adelphi, and the present Lyceum type. It will not
do to call the "highbrow" plays sincere, with the implication that
all other plays are insincere, any more than they can themselves be
sweepingly characterized as uncommercial. Sincerity, anyhow, may be
beside the point, and the term Repertory play, though unsatisfactory,
stands for something perfectly well understood. No definition would
be apt to the whole body of Repertory plays, but one would like,
diffidently, to suggest that Repertory plays are written by men and
women of intellectual honesty who postulate that their audience will be
composed of educated people--and that attempt at a definition fails. It
has a snobbish ring.

And now, after generalizing about Repertory plays and reading plays,
to come down to the particular instance of the Lancashire plays here
printed. They are three of seven plays which their author has written
about the people of his native county, and reasons for publishing them
now are that nobody wanted to publish plays during the war, and that the
author is an optimist about the future of Repertory. Which last is only
a sort of reason for publishing some of Repertory's step-children--that,
at any rate, the new men may know, if they care to know, these workaday
examples deriving from the only Repertory Theatre in Great Britain which
created a local drama. Though none of these three plays was, in fact,
produced by Miss Horniman's Company, they nevertheless belong to the
"Manchester School," which was a by-product of her Company.

The "Manchester School" was never conscious of itself, as the Irish
School was. The Irishmen had a country, a patriotic sentiment, a
national mythology; they had, so soon after the beginning that it seemed
they had it from the first, the already classical tradition of Synge;
they had in the Deidre legend a subject made to their hands, a subject
which it appeared every Irishman must tackle in order to pass with
honours as an Irish dramatist; and there was explicit endeavour to
create an Irish Drama. In Manchester, so far were we from any explicit
ambition to create a Lancashire Drama that we denied the fact of its
creation. What reputation it had was not home-made in Manchester and
exported, but made in London and America. At Miss Horniman's theatre
in Manchester, there were so many bigger things being done than the
earlier, technically weak plays of the local authors. And it is worth
pointing out that the authors went (it was admirable, it was almost
original in them) for their material to what was immediately under their
noses; they took as models the Lancashire people of their daily life,
and in their plays they did not always flatter their models. The models
saw themselves in the theatre rather as they were than as they liked
to think they were, and they hadn't the quixotry to praise too highly
authors who held up to them a mirror of disconcerting truthfulness.
It came upon the authors unexpectedly, as even something a little
preposterous, to be taken seriously, to be labelled, heaven knows by
whom, the "Manchester School," as if they had a common aim..

That, surely, is the significance of the "Manchester School," that
the phenomenon and the hope. Miss Horniman established her Company in
Manchester, with Mr. B. Iden Payne, a genius, as her producer of plays.
What she gave to Manchester was perhaps more, perhaps not more, than the
aftermath of the historic Vedrenne-Barker campaign at the Court Theatre;
at any rate, she gave a series of Repertory plays--plays which had
no likelihood of being seen in the provinces under the touring
system--notably well acted; she demonstrated that drama was a
living art, and in the light of that demonstration there outcropped
spontaneously, un-self-consciously, the body of local drama now known
as the "Manchester School." Whatever the individual merits of the
Lancashire plays may be, whatever, even, their collective importance or
unimportance, they have this significance of localization. Stimulated by
Miss Horniman's catholic repertoire, local authors sought to express in
drama local characteristics.

There are no two questions in the writer's mind, nor, he thinks, in
anybody's, as to whether local drama is or is not a good thing. It is
more than ever good in to-day's special London conditions, but it was
always good in and for its own locality, and very good when it broke
away from home, travelled to London and introduced to Londoners
authentic representations of natives of their country. It brought
variety where variety was needed. Not all the plays of the "Manchester
School," of course, have travelled. One or two, indeed, hardly travelled
across the Gaiety Theatre footlights, and in the case of a few others,
mostly one-act plays, there was never the least chance of their emerging
from Lancashire owing to the fact that they were written deliberately
in dialect. A most racy little piece, "Complaints," by Mr.
Ernest Hutchinson, with its scene laid in the office of an Oldham
spinning-mill, is a case in point. One doubts, even, if the
comparatively urbane Manchester audience grasped the whole of its
idiomatic dialogue. But these are the extremes of local drama, and
generally, the Lancashire writers have avoided dialect as, in the first
place, impracticable, and in the second place, disused, except (to
quote Houghton) "amongst the roughest class in the most out-of-the way
districts." Accent is not dialect though possibly originates in it. Even
when one wishes to use dialect one must not, for stage purposes, write
it as it is spoken. The dramatist selects his material from dialect as
he selects his larger material from life. Dramatically correct dialect
is literally incorrect; it is highly selected dialogue which indicates,
but does not obscure, and the true dialect dramatist is not the man who
exactly imitates the speech of a district, but he who most skilfully
adapts its rhythms and picks out its salient words. Synge invented an
Irish dialect which is false in detail and infinitely true in broad
effect, and the "Manchester School," faced with the same difficulty, has
solved it in the same way, hoping, though without much confidence, that
the Lancashire cadences it adopted and used in its very few dialect
plays may sound to alien ears as aptly as the language of Synge's Irish
sounds to our own. Though you may search in vain the dialogue of Mr.
Allan Monkhouse's plays for local characteristics, the "Manchester
School" has as a rule indicated by the use, in greater or less degree,
of local idioms that the speech of Lancashire has a well-marked
individuality; but dialect, as a distinctive variant of the national
language, can hardly be said to exist in Lancashire.

One labours the point a little in order to make clear that the
"Manchester School" had no accidental advantage, over writers who lived
near other provincial Repertory Theatres, in the existence of a language
whose dramatic literature they felt urged to create; there was no
such language. And its absence makes a curiosity of the fact that from
Manchester alone of the Repertory centres has any considerable body of
local drama emerged. (Dublin is another matter; one speaks here of Great
Britain.) Other Repertory centres, like Birmingham and Bristol, must
have local characteristics: Liverpool is, geographically at any rate,
in Lancashire; and Glasgow has a language of its own. None of these
Repertories was sterile, but even Birmingham, despite Mr. John
Drinkwater and "Abraham Lincoln," was economical in creativeness and
fathered no local drama. Must the conclusion be that the Manchester
atmosphere has, with its soot, a vitalizing dramatic principle?

Possibly; but a less fantastic theory is that Manchester had Miss
Horniman, and other Repertories had not. Again one insists that the
Lancashire plays were a by-product, and a by-product only, of Miss
Horniman's Company. Who in their senses would go to Manchester expecting
to evoke a local drama? And if she had gone there with a prejudice in
favour of poetic plays, it is more than likely that no local drama
would have been evoked. Modern Lancashire is industrial Lancashire--one
forgets the large agricultural oases, while nobody but map-makers
and administrators remembers that a slice of the Lake District is in
Lancashire--and industrialism does not inspire the poetic play. Miss
Horniman began, on the contrary, with a season whose best productions,
though it included Maeterlinck, were Shaw's "Widower's Houses" and
McEvoy's "David Ballard." Those two productions seemed, rightly or
wrongly, to fix the type of play preferred by Miss Horniman's Company;
it happened--let us call it realistic comedy--to be the type by which
the life of Lancashire could be best expressed in drama and the future
authors of the "Manchester School," most of them of an impressionable
age, some of them already fumbling their way to dramatic expression,
seized avidly the type and the opportunity. They were not so provincial
as to have to wait for Miss Horniman to come to be introduced to Shaw:
but there are worlds of difference between reading Shaw, even between
seeing him indifferently produced, and a Shaw play transmuted by the
handling of such a producer as Iden Payne. It is putting the
case without hyperbole to say that Miss Horniman's Company was an
inspiration.

The Repertory whose "note" is the poetic play will probably evoke no
local drama, because, until we get the village Repertory, local drama is
the drama of the modern town, wherein the stuff of poetry exists, if at
all, only as a forced revival of folk-lore. Anything can be great
poetry to the great poet; one speaks here of the average playwright, the
observer of his fellow man in a provincial town, seeking his medium of
expression in drama; and such a man is unlikely to find it in the poetic
play or to find encouragement and inspiration from a Repertory where
poetic plays are visibly preferred. It is almost to be said that Miss
Horniman's Company and the Birmingham Repertory Theatre stand for rival
theories of the drama, but not quite; they have too much, including
Shakespeare, in common.

Local drama is too important to be left so specially in the hands of
Miss Horniman and the "Manchester School." It is important for the
localities and important, too, for London; London is quite as ready to
be interested in good plays about people in Aberdeen or Halifax as in
plays about people in New York, but the New York author lives in a
city where plays are produced and the Aberdeen author does not. The
stimulation of local drama is possible only where a local producing
theatre exists; the education of a dramatist is unfinished until he
has heard his lines spoken and watched his puppets move. Drama in the
capitals is standardized to some half-dozen patterns which alter slowly
and, failing the local producing theatre, what is the provincial author
to do but to suppress his originality and to write plays, in hopes of
London production, as near as he can make them to one of the approved
current designs? It is said that were it not for the continued
influx from the provinces, London would die out in three--or is it
two?--generations; and if that is true of life, it is true also of
drama, and the plain duty of those who control British Drama, the
Napoleons of the theatre, is to dig channels whereby healthy provincial
blood may flow to London to revitalize its Drama.

This, which means that Sir Alfred Butt ought to seek out a number of
intelligent producers and endow them in provincial Repertory theatres to
work without interference from above, but always with the vigilant eye
for that byproduct of a rightly inspired Repertory, local drama, is a
simple matter of commercial self-interest, on a par with the action of
the magnates of scientific trade who endow research not out of love
of science, but in the expectation that they will be able some day to
exploit profitably the resulting discoveries. So might Sir Alfred Butt
exploit local authors discovered by the producers of his far-flung
Repertories. The theatre is either a business or a gamble, and in the
hands of men like Sir Alfred Butt it looks less like a gamble every day.
Enlightened business self-interest would look a little to the future, to
the fostering of authorship in provincial towns, to the establishment of
many Repertories.

To come back to the windfalls of the "Manchester School" printed here.
They fell, one of them in the Gaiety Theatre, Manchester, at a time
when Miss Horniman's Company was on vacation; another at the Liverpool
Repertory Theatre, which was in origin a secession from Manchester
headed by the late Miss Darragh, with the plays produced by Mr. Basil
Dean, later the first Liverpool Director; and the third so far away from
Manchester as the Empire Theatre, Syracuse, New York State, linked with
Manchester, for all that, through being produced by Mr. Iden Payne.
In reading them again, one is startled for the thousandth time by the
difference between stage and study. The third act of "The Northerners"
makes curious reading, because it depends partly upon the juxtaposition
of the characters on the stage, partly upon the suggestion "off" of
a ruse plagiarized from the Punic Wars, partly upon a spectacular
"curtain," but it is--production proved it--in the focus of the theatre.
It "came off" on the stage. Laughter in the theatre is, again, a
mystery. It is possible that the Lancashire plays in general have the
characteristic of acting more amusingly than they read. "Hindle Wakes"
reads positively austerely; acted, it is full of humour; and one's
recollections of "The Game" on the stage make for the same conclusion.
It has, in the theatre, a far more pronounced tendency to set its
audience laughing than seems apparent in its text. In the case of
"Zack" the funis, one would say, hardly of a subtle kind. Taking the
"Manchester School," bye and large, and remembering the charge against
it that it was "grey" or "dreary," one is forced to believe either that
Lancashire humour is not everybody's humour--Mrs. Metherell in "The Game"
might almost be set as a test--or else that the "Manchester School" has
been confused with the whole body of Miss Horniman's productions; and,
even if so, the charge fails.

There was an Icelandic tragedy produced in the early days of her
Company, which depressed the thermometer alarmingly; there was
Verhaeren's "The Cloister," a great play performed to empty houses,
adding insult to injury by being popularly called "dreary," and the
chill resulting from those two productions, one a mistake of management,
the other a mistake of the public, lasted for years. The case of the
Lancashire Plays is clear; their authors aimed at presenting the human
comedy of Lancashire, and if their dramatic purpose was to be achieved
by the alternative uses of laughter or of tears, they preferred to
achieve it by the ruthless light of laughter. Many of the plays have not
been printed and the appended bibliography includes no examples of the
comedy of Mr. H. M. Richardson, Dr. F. E. Wynne or Mr. M. A. Arabian.
Incomplete record of the Lancashire Plays as it is, it serves to drive
home the contention that the "Manchester School" are, in the main, comic
writers.

Bibliography:

(1) Stanley Houghton--"The Works of Stanley Houghton," three volumes
(Constable & Co.); "Hindle Wakes" (Sidgwick and Jackson); "The Younger
Generation," "Five Short Plays," "Independent Means," "The Dear
Departed," "Fancy Free" (Samuel French, Ltd.).

(2) Allan Monkhouse--"Mary Broome," "The Education of Mr. Surrage"
(Sidgwick & Jackson); "Four Tragedies" (Duckworth & Co); "War Plays"
(Constable & Co.).

(3) Harold Brighouse--"Hobson's Choice," "Garside's Career" (Constable &
Co.); "Dealing in Futures," "Graft" (Samuel French, Ltd. );
"Lonesome-Like," "The Price of Coal," "Converts," (Gowans & Grey, Ltd).

(4) Judge E. A. Parry;--"The Tallyman and other Plays" (Sherratt &
Hughes).

(5) J. Sackville Martin--"Cupid and the Styx" (Samuel French, Ltd.).



THE GAME

A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS


CHARACTERS

Austin Whitworth.

Edmund Whitworth.

Leo Whitworth.

Jack Metherell.

Hugh Martin.

Dr. Wells.

Barnes.

Elsie Whitworth.

Florence Whitworth.

Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Wilmot.

Mrs. Norbury.



ACT I

_The Action of the Play takes place in a Lancashire town on the last
Saturday in April between the hours of one and five in the afternoon._

_Austin Whitworth's house in Blackton was built by his father in 1870
and the library is a stately room. The door is on the right. Centre is
a deep bay with a mullioned window and padded window seat. A brisk fire
burns in the elaborate fireplace, with its high club fender. Shelves
line the walls. All the furniture dates from the original period of the
house, and though the chairs may have been upholstered in the meantime,
they would repay fresh attention. Solidity is the keynote of the roomy
but its light wood and bright rugs save it from heaviness._

_The time is one o'clock on the last Saturday in April. A painting of
old John Whitworth is over the fireplace._

_In the armchair is Edmund Whitworth, a prosperous London solicitor. A
bachelor, his habit of dining well has marked his waist-line. Pompous
geniality is his manner. In his hand is a sheet of notepaper which, as
the curtain rises, he finishes reading. Sitting facing him on the
fender is Leo Whitworth, his nephew. Leo is twenty-one and dresses with
fastidious taste y beautifully and unobtrusively. He is small. Just now
he awaits Edmund's verdict with anxiety. Edmund removes his pince-nez
and hands the paper to Leo._

*****

Edmund. I like it, Leo.

Leo. Really, uncle? I asked you to be candid.

Edmund. Yes. I do like It. It's immature, but it's the real thing.
(_Rising and patting his shoulder patronizingly._) There's stuff in you,
my boy.

Leo. You're the first Whitworth who's ever praised my work. The usual
thing's to laugh at me for trying to be a poet.

Edmund. A prophet in his own country, eh? Perhaps they don't know very
much about poetry, Leo.

Leo. (_excitedly, walking about, while Edmund takes his place by the
fire_). Is that any reason for laughing at me? I don't know anything
about hockey, but I don't laugh at Flo and Elsie for playing. As I tell
them, mutual tolerance is the only basis for family life. If I were
a large-limbed athlete they'd bow down and worship, but as I've got a
sense of beauty and no brawn they simply bully the life out of me.

Edmund. You're sure you do tolerate them?

Leo. Of course I do. I'd rather have a sister who's a football maniac
any day than a sister who's a politician. There's some beauty in
catching balls, but there's no beauty in catching votes. What I complain
of is that there's no seriousness in this house about the things that
matter.

Edmund. Such as--poetry?

Leo. Oh, now _you're_ getting at me. All right. I'm used to it. Being
serious about poetry's better than being serious about football, anyhow.

Edmund. Sonnets have their place in the scheme of things.

Leo. A high place, too.

Edmund. I agree with you in putting them above football.

Leo. Then you'll find yourself unpopular here,

Edmund. At the same time, it's possible to overdo the sonnets, Leo.

Leo. Never. Art demands all.

Edmund. My dear boy, if you're going to talk about art and temperament,
and all the other catchwords----

Leo. I'm not. I'm only asking you to tell them you believe in my genius
and then they'll drop thinking I'm making an ass of myself.

Edmund. I see. By the way, what are you making of yourself, Leo?

Leo. A poet, I hope.

Edmund. I meant for a living.

Leo. I have a weak lung.

Edmund. Is that your occupation?

Leo. It is my tragedy.

Edmund. Um.

Leo. You will speak to them for me, uncle? They'll listen to you. At
least you come from London, where people are civilized.

Edmund. Are they? In London I hold a brief for the culture of the
provinces.

Leo. You took jolly good care to get away from the provinces, yourself.
And you mustn't tell me you think Blackton is cultured.

Edmund. I heard my first Max Reger sonata in Blackton long before London
had found him.

Leo. Music's another matter.

Edmund. Yes. Your father played it to me.

Leo. Well, there you are again. Music and football are the only things
he cares about. That's just what I complain of. I've tried to raise his
tastes, but I find generally a lack of seriousness in men of his age. Of
course' there are exceptions.

Edmund. Thank you.

(_Enter Florence Whitworth, in golfing tweeds with bag, and without hat,
hair tumbled by the wind. She is a largemade girl of eighteen, supremely
healthy and athletic._)

Florence. May I hide in here?

Leo. What's there to hide from?

Florence. Eleanor Smith is tackling Elsie in the hall to play hockey for
the High School Old Girls this afternoon. When she finds Elsie won't,
she'll want to try me, so I'll keep out of the way, please.

Edmund. And why won't Elsie?

Florence. We never do when the Rovers are playing at home. I wouldn't
miss seeing the match this afternoon for the best game of hockey I ever
had. (_Slinging the golf-bag in a corner._) Topping round on the links,
uncle. You ought to have come.

Edmund. I'm a sedentary animal, Flo.

Florence. Yes. And you're putting on weight. It's six years since you
were here, and I'll bet you've gone up a stone a year.

Edmund. In my profession a portly figure is an asset. If you have a lean
and hungry look, clients think it's because you sit up late running up
bills of costs. If you look comfortable, they imagine you're too busy
dining to think of the six and eightpences.

Florence. Yes. I never met a slacker yet who wasn't full of excellent
excuses. Leo calls his poetry. You call yours business. Wait till you'll
retire. You'll find it out then if you haven't a decent hobby.

Edmund. But I have.

Florence. It's invisible to the naked eye. You don't golf, and you don't
play tennis or cricket or----

Edmund. I collect postage stamps.

Florence. No wonder you're in bad condition with a secret vice like
that. (_Goes to open window._)

Leo (_sharply_). Don't do that.

Florence. It's blazing hot. I can't imagine what you want a fire for.

Leo. Uncle felt chilly.

Florence. Sorry I spoke. No, I'm not. It serves him right for taking no
exercise.

(_Enter Elsie Whitworth, who, like Florence, is tall and muscular, but
with a slim beauty which, contrasted with Florence's loose limbs and
occasional gawkishness, is, at twenty-two, comparatively mature. Her
indoor dress, to honour the visiting uncle, is elaborate and bright._)

Elsie. Flo, Eleanor Smith wants you.

Florence. I know she does. That's why I'm hiding in here.

Elsie. They're a man short on the team, and----

Florence. Didn't you tell her I can't play to-day? Elsie. She thinks she
can persuade you.

Florence. She can't.

Elsie. You'd better go and tell her so.

Florence (_gathering up her golf-bag_). Blow Eleanor Smith! She thinks
hockey's everything. I hate fanatics. Elsie. She's waiting for you.

Florence. All right. I'll go. (_Exit Florence._)

Elsie. Heard the news, Leo?

Leo. Not particularly.

Elsie (_excitedly_). Jack Metherell's coming in to see father before the
match. Father told me.

Leo. Oh? My pulse remains normal.

Elsie. You've no more blood in you than a cauliflower. I'm tingling all
over at the thought of being under the same roof with Metherell.

Edmund. May I enquire who Mr. Metherell is?

Elsie. Do you mean to say you've never heard of Metherell?

Edmund. I apologise for being a Londoner.

Elsie. That's no excuse. They can raise a decent crowd at Chelsea
nowadays.

Edmund. Indeed? I live at Sevenoaks.

Elsie. You must have heard of Metherell.

Edmund. No. Who is he?

Leo. Metherell is a professional footballer, uncle.

Edmund. Oh!

Elsie (_indignantly_). A professional footballer! He's the finest centre
forward in England.

Edmund (_politely_). Really? Quite a great man.

Leo. Quite. He's the idol of my sisters and the Black-ton roughs. For
two hours every Saturday and Bank Holiday through eight months of
the year forty thousand pairs of eyes are glued on Metherell and the
newspapers of Saturday night, Sunday and Monday chronicle his exploits
in about two columns; but if you don't know what "agitating the spheroid
towards the sticks" means, you'd better not try to read them.

(_Elsie approaches him threateningly._)

He is also good looking and a decent fellow.

Elsie. You'd better add that.

Leo. I will add more. He spends the rest of his time training for those
two hours, and when he's thirty he'll retire and keep a pub; and in
three years eighteen stone of solid flesh will bury the glory that was
Metherell.

Elsie (_threatening him_). You viperous little skunk.

Leo. I appeal to you, uncle. Can a skunk possess the attributes of a
viper?

Elsie. If you say another word against Jack Metherell, I'll knock
you into the middle of next week. You're frightened of the sight of a
football yourself and you dare to libel a man who----

Leo. The greater the truth the greater the libel. You're a solicitor,
uncle. Isn't that so?

Edmund. Do you want my professional opinion?

Leo (_dodging round the table from Elsie_). I want your personal
protection.

Elsie (_giving Leo up_). Uncle, Jack Metherell's the truest sportsman
who ever stepped on to a football field. He's the straightest shooter
and the trickiest dribbler in the game. I'd walk barefooted over thorns
to watch him play, and for Leo to say he'll retire at thirty and grow
fat is nothing but a spiteful idiotic lie.

Edmund (_making peace_) Well, suppose we say he'll retire at thirty-five
and just put on a little flesh and live to a ripe old age, fighting his
battles over again.

Leo. Over a gallon of beer in the saloon bar.

Elsie. If your head wasn't too full of poetry for anything important,
you'd know Jack's a teetotaller. He's never entered a public house and
he never will.

Edmund. If I were you, Leo, I wouldn't quarrel. I should make a poem
about it.

Elsie. It's all he's fit for. Lampooning a great man. I tell you, uncle,
Jack Metherell can do what he likes in Blackton. If he cared to put up
for Parliament, no other man would make a show.

Leo. Oh, the fellow's popular. They all love Jack.

Elsie. Popular. There isn't a woman in the town but would sell her soul
to marry him.

Edmund. This seems to be the old Pagan worship of the body.

Leo. The mob must have a hero. Prize-fighting's illegal and cricket's
slow, so it's the footballer's turn to-day to be an idol.

Elsie. Look here, you can judge for yourself this afternoon.

Leo. Are you coming to the match, uncle?

Edmund. Yes. I'm curious to see it. I suppose you're not going?

Leo. Oh, I shall go.

Edmund. Really? I had gathered that you don't like football.

Leo. I don't like funerals or weddings either, but they're all the sort
of family function one goes to as a duty.

Elsie. A duty. Will you believe me, he never misses a match, uncle?

Leo. If you want to know, I go for professional reasons.

Edmund. Professional?

Leo. I am training myself to be a close observer of my fellow men,
and in a football crowd I can study human passions in the raw. To the
earnest student of psychology the interest is enormous.

Elsie. Yes. You wait for his psychological shout when Blackton score a
goal. You'll know then if his lungs are weak. We go because we like it
and so does he, only we're not ashamed of our tastes and he is. Wait
till Jack Metherel comes on the field this afternoon in the old red and
gold of the Blackton Rovers and----

(_Austin Whitworth enters while she speaks and interrupts her. Without
being grossly fat, Austin is better covered than Edmund, whose elder
brother he is. Without exaggeration, his lounge suit suggests sporting
tendencies. His manner is less confident than that of Edmund, the
successful carver-out of a career, and at times curiously deferential
to his brother. Obviously a nice fellow and, not so obviously, in some
difficulty. With his children he is on friendly chaffing terms, so
habitually getting the worst of the chaff that he is in danger of
becoming a nonentity in his own house. He wears a moustache, which, like
his remaining hair, is grey. Florence follows him._).

Austin. But Metherell won't.

Elsie. What. Has Jack hurt himself at practice? Austin. No.

Leo. What's up with him?

Austin. Nothing.

Elsie. Then why isn't he playing?

Austin. He is playing.

Elsie. You just said----

Austin. He won't wear the Blackton colours. He's playing for Birchester.
He's transferred.

Elsie. You've transferred Jack Metherell! Father, you're joking.

Austin. No.

Elsie (_tensely_). I'll never forgive you. He's the only man on the team
who's Blackton born and bred. The rest are all foreigners.

Florence. Who've you got to put in his place? There isn't another centre
forward amongst them.

Austin. There's Angus.

Florence. Angus! He can't sprint for toffee, and his shooting's the
limit.

Austin. Well, you've to make the best you can of Angus. Metherell
belongs to Birchester now.

Elsie. I don't know what you're thinking about, father. Are you mad?
What did you do it for?

Austin. Money, my dear, which the Club needs badly.

Elsie. It'll need it worse if we lose to-day and drop to the second
division.

Austin. We must not lose to-day.

Florence. You're asking for it. Transferring Metherell. The rest are a
pack of rotters.

Austin. They've got to fight for their lives to-day. Birchester offered
a record fee on condition I fixed at once. I was there last night with
Metherell and he signed on for them.

Florence. It's a howling shame.

Leo. And over Blackton Rovers was written Ichabod, their glory is
departed.

Elsie. Father, do you mind if I go? I might say some of the things I'm
thinking if I stayed.

Florence. I'll come too. I wish to goodness I was playing hockey. It
won't be fun to see Jack Metherell play against us.

(_Florence at door,_)

Austin. It wasn't for fun that I transferred him.

Elsie. No. Worse. For money. You've told us that and--oh, I'd better go.

(_Exeunt Flo and Elsie._)

Austin. Go with them, Leo.

Leo. Shall I?

Austin. Please.

(_Exit Leo._)

Well, Edmund?

Edmund (_puzzled_). Well, Austin?

Austin. Now you can judge exactly how pressing my necessities are.
You've heard it all.

Edmund. Really? You've only talked football.

Austin. Football is all. I'm sorry I got in last night too late to have
a chat with you, but (_shuddering_) what I was doing yesterday is public
property this morning.

Edmund. You mean about the man Metherell?

Austin. Yes.

Edmund. I understand some other club has bought him from you. Are
footballers for sale?

Austin. Er--in a sense.

Edmund. And why have you sold him if he's a valuable man?

Austin. He's invaluable. If ever there was a one-man team, that team is
ours. I've seen the others stand around and watch Metherell win matches
by himself. But to-day money is more essential than the man.

Edmund. I'm still puzzled. Is football a business then?

Austin. Of course. That's the worst of burying yourself in London. You
never know anything. Football clubs to-day are limited companies.

Edmund. I fancy I had heard that.

Austin. Well, broadly speaking, and not so broadly either, I am the
limited company that runs Blackton Rovers. You never cared for sport.
I was always keen. In the old amateur days, I played for Blackton while
you went country walks and studied law. Football's always meant a lot to
me. It means life or death to-day.

Edmund. That's a strong way of talking about a game, Austin.

Austin. Life or death, Edmund. Blackton's been my passion. It's not a
town that's full of rich men, and the others buttoned up their pockets.
Employers of labour too, who know as well as I do that football is an
antidote to strikes, besides keeping the men in better condition by
giving them somewhere to go instead of pubs. I've poured money out like
water, but the spring's run dry and other Clubs are richer. They can buy
better players. They bought them from me.

Edmund. Have the men no choice?

Austin. Up to a point. But footballers aren't sentimentalists and rats
desert a sinking ship. The one man who stuck to me was Metherell. He's
a Blackton lad, and he liked to play for his native town. To-day, he's
gone. I made him go for the money I needed. The Club's been losing
matches. We were knocked out of the Cup Tie in the first round. Lose
to-day and Blackton Rovers go down to the second division. My Club in
the second division!

Edmund. Does that matter so much--apart from sentimental reasons?

Austin. It matters this much. That there'll never be another dividend.
The gate money for the second division game's no use to me.

Edmund. But surely, if your public's got the football habit they'll go
on coming.

Austin. Not to a second division team. They'll drink a pint or two less
during the week and travel on Saturdays to the nearest first division
match.

Edmund. So much for their loyalty.

Austin. They don't want loyalty. They want first class football, and if
I can't give it them, they'll go where they can get it. As it is, the
Club's on the brink of bankruptcy, and I'm the Club.

Edmund. Then your men had better win to-day.

Austin. They must.

Edmund. And if--supposing they don't?

Austin. That's why I brought you here. To look into things. I can't face
ruin myself.

Edmund. Ruin? It's as bad as that?

Austin. Oh, I daresay you're thinking me a fool.

Edmund. I think your sense of proportion went astray.

Austin. All my money's in it. I don't care for myself. I had value for
it all the day four years ago when Blackton won the Cup at the Crystal
Palace, but it's been a steady decline ever since. What troubles me is,
it's so rough on the children.

Edmund. Have you told them?

Austin. What's the use? Leo's got no head for business and the girls
are--girls.

Edmund. Yes. Tell me, what are you doing with Leo?

Austin. Doing? Well, Leo's is a decorative personality, and he has a
lung, poor lad. Leo's not made for wear.

Edmund. Rubbish! If he's made you feel that, he's a clever scamp, with a
taste for laziness and a gift for deception.

Austin. Well, I do feel about Leo like a barndoor fowl that has hatched
out a peacock.

Edmund. Peacock! Yes, for vanity. A little work would do the feathers no
harm.

Austin. I can't be hard on a boy with his trouble.

Edmund. I foresee a full week-end, Austin. And I thought I was coming
down for a quiet time in the bosom of my family.

Austin. Yes, we've been great family men, Edmund, you and I.

Edmund (_hastily_). Well, we won't go into that again.

Austin. Yes, we will. We quarrelled over Debussy. Come into the
music-room and I'll play the thing over to you now. If you don't admit
it's great, I'll----

Edmund. We've other matters to discuss, Austin. This isn't the time for
music.

Austin. Yes, it is. Music makes me forget. Some men take to drink. I go
to the piano.

(_Enter Florence and Elsie._)

Elsie. Father, do you want any lunch?

Austin (_looking at watch_). By Jove, yes. Time's getting on. I'll play
that Debussy thing afterwards, Edmund. Coming, girls?

Elsie. No, thank you, father. Neither Flo nor I feel we can sit down to
table with you just yet. We've had ours.

Austin. You've been quick about it. Where's Leo?

Florence. Stuffing himself with cold beef. Men have no feelings.

Edmund. Surely Leo must have a feeling of hunger.

Elsie. It's indecent to be hungry after hearing of father's treachery to
Blackton.

Austin. Treachery!

Florence. Some of my tears fell in the salad bowl, and I hope they'll
poison you.

Edmund. Be careful what you're saying, Florence. Is that the way to talk
to your father?

Florence. No. That's nothing to the way I ought to talk to him.

Edmund. Well, I know if I'd addressed my father like that----

Florence. It's a long time since you had a father to address, Uncle
Edmund. We bring our fathers up differently to-day.

Edmund. If you only knew what your father----

Austin (_taking his arm_). It doesn't matter, Edmund. Come to lunch.

(_Exeunt Edmund and Austin._)

Florence. Yes, it doesn't matter if the Rovers are defeated, but there's
beef and beer in the next room and the heavens would fall if food were
neglected.

Elsie. Oh, I don't care if they are beaten. The Rovers don't interest me
without Metherell.

Florence. I don't believe they ever did. You're no true sportswoman,
Elsie. You always thought more about the man than the game. You might be
in love with Metherell.

Elsie. Yes, I might.

Florence. Perhaps you are.

Elsie. Is there a woman in Blackton who doesn't admire him?

Florence. Oh, I admire him. But that's not loving.

Elsie. No. That isn't loving.

Florence. You sound jolly serious about it.

Elsie. Do you realize that now he's transferred he'll have to live in
Birchester--two hundred miles away?

Florence. Yes, I suppose so.

Elsie. What are our chances of seeing him?

Florence. Once a year or so when Birchester play here, instead of about
every alternate Saturday.

Elsie. I've been seeing him oftener than that.

Florence. Do you mean you've been meeting him?

Elsie (_breaking down on Flo's shoulder, to her great embarrassment_).
Flo, I do love him and I don't care who knows it, and now he'll have to
leave Blackton, and I----

Florence. Steady, old girl. I'm a bit out of my depth myself, but I'll
do my best for you with father.

Elsie (_braced up_). Father wouldn't stop me.

Florence. He might try. Jack isn't quite our class, in a general way of
speaking, is he?

Elsie. Class! What is our class? We're nobodies.

Florence. Still, as things go in Blackton we're rather upper crust,
wouldn't you say?

Elsie. Grandfather began life as a mechanic's labourer.

Florence. Did he? I've never worried about our pedigree, but you
wouldn't think it to look at him. (_Looking at his portrait._)

Elsie. Oh, he made money. One of the good old grinding, saving sort.
But he began a good deal lower down than Jack. Jack's father was an
undertaker.

Florence. An undertaker!

Elsie (_hotly_). Well, I suppose undertakers can have children like
other people.

Florence. Oh, I've no objections

Elsie. I've no objections either.

Florence. I daresay not--to the father. He's dead. But the mother isn't.

Elsie. What's the matter with his mother?

Florence. Haven't you seen her?

Elsie. Jack's shirked introducing me, if you want to know.

Florence. Well, I _have_ seen her, and----

Elsie. Well?

Florence. She's a hard nut to crack.

Elsie. I'll crack her if she needs it. If I want to marry a man, I
marry him. I don't mind telling parents about it, but I don't ask their
permission. That sort of thing went out about the time motor cars came
in.

Florence. Then why haven't you told father before this?

Elsie. Because Jack's old-fashioned and thinks he ought to speak to
father first. He's got a perfectly ridiculous respect for father.

Florence. Father's his employer. _We_ don't think much of father, but I
expect there _are_ people who regard him as quite a big man.

Elsie. That needn't have made Jack a coward. As father's ceased to
employ him perhaps he'll get his out-of-date interview over now. (_She
runs suddenly to window._)

Florence. What's the matter?

Elsie. I'm sure I heard a ring.

Florence. You've got sharp ears. Do you mean to tell me that in this
room you can hear a bell in the kitchen?

Elsie (_opening window_). It might be Jack.

Florence (_following her_). Don't you know whether it is?

Elsie. I can't see any one.

Florence. But I thought people in your case didn't need to see. Don't
you feel his unseen presence in your bones like you feel a thunderstorm?

(_They are both in the window bay. Barnes, the butler, shows in Jack
Metherell. Jack is dark and handsome with traces of coarseness, tall
and of strong appearance, clean-shaven, dressed rather cheaply hut
not vulgarly. A modest fellow, unspoiled by popular acclaim and
simple-minded though successful. He remains near the door, not seeing
the girls. Florence restrains Elsie._)

Barnes. I will let Mr. Whitworth know you are here. Jack. Thank you.

(_Barnes half closes door, then returns._)

Barnes. Mr. Metherell, I was thinking of having a little money on the
team this afternoon. Can I take it from you that it's safe?

Jack. It depends which team you put it on.

Barnes. Why, the Rovers, of course.

Jack. Do you want to win your bet?

Barnes. I do that.

Jack. Then put it on Birchester.

Barnes. Really, Mr. Metherell?

Jack. Really.

(_Barnes pauses, then._)

Barnes. I will inform Mr. Whitworth that you are here.

(_Exit Barnes. Jack watches him close door, then goes to bookcase,
examines books, takes one out and begins to read studiously. Florence
motions Elsie to remain and comes forward._)

Florence. Good-morning, Mr. Metherell.

Jack (_closing book quietly_). Good morning, Miss Florence. Florence.
Are you much of a reader?

Jack. I'm striving to improve my mind.

Florence (_taking the book_). Good gracious, you've got hold of Plato.

Jack. Yes. I have read him in the Everyman Edition, but I see this is a
different translation by a Mr. Jowett.

Florence. How learned you must be.

Jack. Not I, more's the pity. We've two members in the Mutual
Improvement League at our Sunday School who can read Plato in the
original. I wish I could.

Florence. Do you? I'll put it back (_replacing book_). You'll have no
use for Plato in a minute.

Jack. Why not, Miss Florence?

(_Florence laughs and exit, leaving him looking after her. Elsie comes
forward and puls her hands over his eyes._)

Jack. It's Elsie.

Elsie. Yes. It's Elsie. (_Facing him._) Aren't you going to kiss me,
Jack?

Jack. In your father's house?

Elsie. It's as good as any other place.

Jack. No, it isn't. Not till I have asked his leave.

Elsie. You've kissed me in the fields.

Jack. I know. I've compromised with my conscience.

Elsie. Jack, if the rest of you was as antiquated as your conscience,
you'd be a doddering octogenarian instead of the liveliest player in the
League. Have you come now to ask father's leave?

Jack. I've come because he told me to last night. I might ask his leave
though, now. But I think I ought to ask my mother first.

Elsie. They'd better both be told at once. If you're going to
Birchester, I'm coming with you.

Jack. You've heard that then?

Elsie. Yes. Did you hear what I said?

Jack. About coming with me?

Elsie. Yes.

Jack. I'm willing if they are.

Elsie. Who are "they"?

Jack. Your father, and my mother. Suppose the banns go up next Sunday,
we could get married in a month and make one bite of the wedding and the
testimonial do they'll want to give me.

Elsie. I couldn't be ready in a month, Jack.

Jack. Well, I'm ready any time.

(_She kisses him._)

Oh, now Elsie, that's a foul. You know----

Elsie. You didn't kiss me. I kissed you. I do what I like in this house.

Jack. It's a big house, lass. You'll find less breathing space in my
seven-and-six a week house in a row, with my mother in it, and all.

Elsie (_pulling him to the arm-chair and sitting herself on its arm_).
I've thought it all out, Jack. It won't be a house in a row. There are
moors round Birchester, and we're going to live outside the town in a
dinky little cottage where the air will always keep you at the top of
your form, and I shall have a garden to look after and be handy for
the links. I'm going to teach you golf. I shall drop hockey when I'm
married. Married life demands sacrifices.

Jack. Yes. You're going to sacrifice a lot.

Elsie. You're not going to begin all that over again, are you? Do you
want to marry me?

Jack. Like nothing on earth.

Elsie. Then I get you and nothing that I lose counts against that gain.

Jack. You've a fine sweet way of putting things. I just go funny-like
all over and the words won't come. But I love you, lass, I love you.
I'll be a good husband to you.

Elsie. It's heaven to hear you say you love me. I want no sweeter words
to come than those, I don't deserve it, Jack. Who am I? Elsie Whitworth.
Nothing. And you're the grandest, strongest player of your time.

Jack (_rising_). You think too much of football, Elsie.

Elsie. That's impossible.

Jack. You do. Football's as good a way as another of earning a week's
wages, but that's all it is.

Elsie. It's the thing you do supremely well.

Jack. Yes. Now and for a few more years maybe, but I'll be an old man
for football soon.

Elsie. That's why I mean to teach you golf. Don't I tell you I have
thought about it, Jack? You're going to be as brilliant at golf as now
you are at football. I'll never lose my pride in you, your huge, hard
muscles and your clean fit body.

Jack. It's a great thing to be strong and master of your strength.

Elsie. Your splendid strength! Your swiftness and your grace.

Jack. But it's a greater to be clever, and I'd give up all my strength
if I could write a poem like the one your brother wrote in the _Blackton
Evening Times_.

Elsie (_contemptuously_). Leo! That weakling.

Jack. He may be, but he's got a brain.

Elsie. You're twenty times the cleverer.

Jack. Then I'm good for something better than football. I'm up in
football now as high as I can get. I used to dream of being called
the finest player in the League. They've called me that these last two
seasons and my dream's grown bigger. I'm honoured for my play. I'd like
to gain some honour now for work.

Elsie. You've just told me football _is_ work.

Jack. I mean brain work. A footballer's a labouring man. And I want you,
Elsie. I look to you to lead me to the higher path.

Elsie (_dejectedly_). You think I can!

Jack. I know you can. You've got a fancy now for football, but it's not
your real self. You're a cultured woman.

Elsie (_interrupting_). Culture doesn't count.

Jack (_proceeding_). You've gone beyond the things that puzzle me.
You're at the other side. Why, Elsie, there are things in Browning that
I can't make out, and Walter Pater has me beat to atoms.

Elsie. Those aren't the real things, Jack.

Jack. They're real enough to be the things that made me want you. I
could pick and choose from lots of women fit to talk of football to me,
but I'm tired of football. You're the only woman who can talk to me of
other things--and you won't.

Elsie. You're tired of football!

Jack. Not of the game. Sick of the eternal jaw about it.

Elsie. Well, I'm sick of books.

Jack. You can't be that. Books last.

Elsie. Your fame will last. Books aren't the real thing.

Jack. Then what is real?

Elsie. Blood. Flesh and blood. I'd burn every book in this room for the
glory of another rush like yours when you scored your second goal
last Saturday. It may have lasted thirty seconds, but it was worth a
wilderness of books.

Jack. It was worth just half a column in the _Athletic News_.

Elsie. It's worth my love for you. It's not your brain I'm wanting,
Jack. It's you. You're splendid as you are. Don't try to hide behind a
dreary cloud of culture. It's better fun to be alive all over than to
crawl through life with a half-dead body and a half-baked mind.

Jack. Life's not all fun.

Elsie. It isn't, but it ought to be, and for you and me it's going to
be, and if you don't stop looking serious, I'll upset you by kissing you
again.

Jack. Don't do that, Elsie. It isn't right yet.

Elsie. Jack, you've a bilious conscience. It's the only part of you that
isn't gloriously fit.

Jack. Give me till I've seen your father and then perhaps you'll tire of
being kissed a long while sooner than I tire of kissing you.

Elsie It's so stupid to ask father about a thing like that. It's not his
lips you're going to kiss. It's mine.

Jack. I've to satisfy my conscience, Elsie.

Elsie. The poor thing needs a lot of nourishment.

(_Enter Austin and Edmund._)

Don't stint it.

Austin. Good morning, Metherell. Elsie, we've to talk business.

Elsie. Mayn't I stay? Men are so funny when they're serious.

Austin (_holding door_). You would find no entertainment this time.

Elsie (_passing him_). That's all you know about it.

(_Exit Elsie._)

Austin. Sit down, Metherell. Oh, this is my brother, Mr. Edmund
Whitworth.

Edmund (_shaking_). I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr.
Metherell.

(_They sit down, Austin commanding, the room from the club-fender._)

Austin. Very busy that train we came home by last night, Metherell.

Jack. Yes, very full.

Austin. I couldn't get a chance of talking to you. Now, it's about this
match to-day.

Jack. Yes?

Austin. You know how tremendously important it is for Blackton.

Jack. Blackton _'_ull be a second division team next season.

Austin. I hope not, Metherell.

Jack (_without arrogance_). With me playing against them?

Austin. I still hope not. Blackton must not lose today.

Jack. I don't see how they can help it.

Edmund. You've a good opinion of yourself, I notice, Mr. Metherell.

Jack. Blackton Rovers without me aren't a team at all. They're certain
to be beaten.

Austin. You say that as if you don't mind if they are.

Jack. I belong to Birchester now, Mr. Whitworth.

Austin. Come, Metherell, you've belonged to Birchester for half a
day. You belonged to Blackton for five years. This match can make no
difference to Birchester. They're half way up the list. It's critical
for Blackton. You've played all these years for Blackton and you've
thought Blackton all your life. You can't change your allegiance all in
a moment. You can't pretend you'd like to see Blackton go down.

Jack. Oh, I've a fondness for Blackton. I don't deny it.

Austin. Metherell, Blackton must win to-day.

Jack. They might have done if you hadn't transferred me.

Austin. My hand was forced.

Jack. So you told me.

Austin. At heart you're still a Blackton man, Metherell.

Jack. Maybe. But at Football I've signed on to play with Birchester. I
may be just as sorry as yourself to see Blackton go down to-day, but as
centre forward of Birchester United it's my bounden duty to do my best
to send the Rovers down.

Austin. Look here, Metherell, you see the hole I'm in. What am I to do?

Jack. I've no suggestions.

Austin. What about the referee?

Jack. Eh?

Austin. Anything to be done there?

Jack. I don't understand.

Austin. Could I square him?

Jack. Not unless you want to see him lynched.

Austin. Then you're the only hope.

Jack. It's a poor hope if you're looking for anything of that from me.

Austin. I'm asking you to be loyal to Blackton for another day.

Jack. Were you loyal when you transferred me?

Austin. Yes: loyal to Blackton's very existence. Don't play your best
this afternoon. That's all I ask.

Jack. I always play my best.

Edmund. Are you never out of form, Mr. Metherell?

Jack. I play at the top of whatever form I'm in.

Edmund. Couldn't you make it convenient to be in particularly bad form
to-day? After your long journey to and from Birchester yesterday, a
tired feeling's only natural.

Jack. I'm feeling very fit. Do you know you're asking me to sell a
match?

Austin (_firmly_). Yes.

Jack. I couldn't square it with my conscience. I really couldn't, Mr.
Whitworth. I know it means a lot to you, but I'm not that sort, and you
ought to know it.

Austin. Your conscience might be--salved.

Jack. Salved?

Edmund. Yes. Just let us know how much you consider will cover all moral
and intellectual damages, will you?

Jack (_to Austin_). I'm glad it wasn't you who spoke that word.

Austin. I endorse it, Metherell. I told you last night how I stood. The
loss of to-day's match may involve my ruin.

Jack. As bad as that? I'm sorry.

Austin. Man, can't you see I'm not romancing? Do you think I'd come to
you with this if I wasn't desperate?

Jack. It's a pretty desperate thing to do. Suppose I blabbed?

Austin. Yes. There's that. It ought to show you just how desperate I am.
You know, and no one better, how this Club's been run. You know there's
blackguardism in the game, but Blackton hasn't stooped. Whatever other
clubs have done, Blackton has stood for sport, the straight, the honest
game. The Blackton Club's my life's work, Metherell. I might have done a
nobler thing, but there it is. I chose the Club. I gave it life and kept
it living, and the time's come now when I can't keep it living any more.
Twice top of the League and once winners of the Cup. It's had a great
past, Metherell, an honourable past. It's earned the right to live, and
now it's in your hands to kill the Blackton Club and end the thing I've
fostered till it's seemed I only lived for that one thing. It isn't much
to ask. A little compromise to save the Club you've played for all these
years, to save the club and me.

Jack. I cannot do it, Mr. Whitworth.

(_Austin sinks hopelessly into armchair._)

Edmund (_briskly_). Now you referred to your conscience, Mr. Metherell.
My experience is that when a man does that he's open to negotiation.

Jack. Money won't buy my conscience, sir.

Edmund (_half mockingly_). Well, are you open to barter?

Jack. No. The thing I want from you is no more to be bought than my
conscience is.

Austin (_without hope_). You do want something from me, then?

Jack. I want to marry Elsie.

Edmund (_shocked_). My God!

Austin. Does she know? (_Rising._)

Jack. Does she know? She says we're to be married and that's all about
it, but I'm old-fashioned and I want your leave.

Edmund. My niece and a professional footballer!

Austin. Steady, Edmund. Now, Metherell, just let us see where we stand.
You propose to help Birchester to beat Blackton.

Jack. I'll do my best.

Austin. And you think I'll let you ruin me first and marry my daughter
afterwards?

Jack. I won't buy Elsie from you at the price of my professional honour.

Austin. Professional fiddlesticks! The thing's done every day.

Jack. Not by a Blackton lad. I've learnt the game you taught me, Mr.
Whitworth, the straight, clean Blackton game. I'll not forget my school
even at the bidding of the head. I'm not anxious to be suspended for
dishonest play.

Austin. Only incompetents get suspended. You needn't fear. You're
skilful.

Jack. Not at roguery.

Edmund. You're talking straight, Mr. Metherell.

Jack. Yes. It's you that's talking crooked.

(_Enter Elsie._)

Elsie. May I come in now?

Austin. No. We're busy.

Elsie. Thank you. (_Closing door._) You don't get rid of me twice with
that dear old business bogey. I expect Jack's made an awful mess of it.
Has he told you about us, father?

Austin. No. Yes. Go away. We're talking seriously.

Elsie. Yes. You all look very foolish. Is it settled, Jack?

Jack. No.

Elsie. What's the trouble? Is father being ridiculous?

Edmund. Upon my word, Elsie----

Elsie. Oh, that's all right, uncle Ed. It does father no end of good
to be talked to like that. Jack, I find I can be ready in a month after
all, so that's all right.

Edmund. Ready for what, girl?

Elsie. My wedding, uncle. You'd better start thinking about your
present.

Austin. But----

Elsie. Hasn't Jack told you we're to be married?

Austin. He's told me he wants to marry you, but----

Elsie. Then what is there to argue about? Men do love making a fuss
about nothing and fancying themselves important. Come along, Jack.
You're going to take me down to the ground.

Edmund. Well, I'm----

Elsie. Oh, dear no, Uncle. You're not.

(_Elsie goes off with Jack. They reach door._)


CURTAIN.



ACT II

_The office of Blackton Football Club is situated under a stand, the
slope of which forms its roof, down to some eight feet from its floor.
In the perpendicular side are the windows, overlooking the ground. Used
as much for the entertainment of visitors as for office work, the room
contains only a desk with revolving chair, and a sofa to indicate its
titular purpose, and for the rest is a comfortably appointed club-room.
On the walls are sporting prints and, by the desk, a file of posters,
the uppermost advertising the day's match. A door gives access, and a
second door leads to the ambulance-room._

(_Hugh Martin, the Club Secretary, sits at the open desk. Austin
enters._)

Austin. Well, Martin.

Martin. Good afternoon, Mr. Whitworth.

Austin. What do you estimate the gate at? Five hundred pounds?

Martin (_rising_). The returns are not in yet, but hardly that much.

Austin (_looking out of window_). I should call it a twenty thousand
crowd by the looks of it.

Martin (_not looking out_). Not far short. But (_awkwardly_) there's
been a little accident, sir.

Austin. Accident?

Martin. Oh, it's happened before. They rushed the turnstiles on the
shilling side.

Austin. I say, Martin, that's too bad. Just when we need every penny we
can screw.

Martin. About three thousand got in free before the police could master
the rush.

Austin. That Chief Constable's an incompetent ass. He never sends us
enough men.

Martin. Fewer than usual to-day. There's a socialist demonstration on
the recreation ground, and that's taken away a lot of police.

Austin. Idiot! Does he think Blackton people will go to a political
meeting when there's a football match?

Martin. As you say, sir, he's a fool.

Austin (_sitting at desk_). No use claiming for the loss either. Pass
me the cheque-book, Martin. Those people with the mortgage on the
stands threaten to foreclose unless we pay on Monday. I'd a letter this
morning.

Martin (_opening safe and passing cheque-book from it_). Can we meet it,
sir?

Austin. Yes. Metherell's transfer fee is in the Bank.

Martin. That brightens our sky.

Austin. Think so, Martin?

(_Martin replaces Austin at desk, signs cheque, tears it out and then
puts book back in safe._)

Martin. I never thought we should live through the season. And here we
are at the end of it still alive and kicking.

Austin. They'd better kick to some purpose to-day, Martin, or-----

Martin. It'll be all right, sir.

Austin. You're a sanguine fellow. Suppose we lose. Second Division. No
dividends. No dividends, no Club. No Club, no Secretary, Martin.

Martin. Don't talk about it, sir. It's not losing my job. That doesn't
matter. But the thought of Blackton going down is more than I can bear.

Austin. Yes. It's ugly. You're a good fellow, Martin.

Martin. Don't mention it, sir. I love the game.

Austin. The game! Yes. Always the game.

Martin. I often wish this side didn't exist, though it is my bread and
butter.... That's the whistle. They're playing.

Austin. Yes. Didn't you know? They'd begun before I came in here.

Martin (_reproachfully_). Oh, sir!

Austin. Don't let me keep you from your place.

Martin. Aren't you coming?

Austin. No. I shan't see much of this match, Martin.

Martin. When so much depends upon it!

Austin. Yes. That's why.

Martin (_consolingly_). But you forget things when you watch the game.

Austin (_kindly_). Go and forget them, Martin.

(_Enter Florence, in outdoor spring costume, excitedly._)

Florence. Father, aren't you coming? You've missed it all. We've scored
a goal in the first five minutes.

Austin. Scored already! Thank God.

Florence. The most glorious goal you ever saw. Black-ton are playing up
like little heroes. It's the match of the season.

(_Martin slips out._)

Angus is in terrific form. I take back what I said about him. Metherell
himself couldn't do better. He had the Birchester goalee beat to
smithereens. I tell you it's tremendous.

Austin. How's Metherell playing?

Florence. Against us.

Austin (_impatiently_). Yes. But how?

Florence. How does he generally play?

Austin. Like that? He's in form?

Florence. It's worth a guinea a minute to watch him. And you're missing
it.

Austin. I'll go on missing it, Flo.

Florence (_looking through window_). Well, I won't.

(_Exit Florence. Austin sits down in desk-chair, staring at the wall,
blankly._)

Austin. Metherell!

(_Enter from the ambulance-room Dr. Wells, a young sporting doctor,
nice-looking, with dark hair and moustache. He is passing through to the
outer door. Austin starts._)

Oh, it's you, Doctor. You startled me.

Wells. I beg your pardon, Mr. Whitworth.

Austin. My fault for day-dreaming. (_Rising._) Ready for contingencies
in your torture chamber?

Wells. All clear. You look rather like a contingency yourself.

Austin. I'm--I'm nervous.

Wells (_sympathetically_). It's a trying occasion. Don't you keep a
bottle of whisky in that desk?

Austin (_smiling_). Don't you know I do?

Wells (_grinning_). I have some recollection of it. Take my strictly
unprofessional advice and have a good strong nip.

Austin (_at desk cupboard_). Have one yourself?

Wells. No, thanks. I'm going to look out for accidents.

Austin. Ghoul!

Wells. Every man to his trade.

(_Exit Wells. Austin mixes drink. Enter Edmund._)

Edmund. Hullo! That's bad, Austin.

Austin. Doctor's orders, Edmund. Will you?

Edmund. No, thanks.

Austin. How's the game?

Edmund. Rowdy. You're not watching it?

Austin. No. I'm praying for it.

Edmund. So far the gods have heard your prayer.

Austin. Metherell hasn't. I hear he's playing his best game against us.

Edmund. I'm no judge.

Austin. Are you tired of it already?

Edmund. I find it just a trifle wearing. Perhaps I'm tod old to
appreciate a new sensation. The excitement's too concentrated. And the
noise! I'm deafened.

Austin. It's quiet enough in here. Those windows are double.

Edmund. They need to be. Austin, about Elsie.

Austin. Yes?

Edmund. And this footballer. You'll have to put your foot down.

Austin. I don't flatter myself I shall have much to say in the matter.

Edmund. Hang it, you're her father.

Austin. You heard what she said.

Edmund. To my blank astonishment, I did.

Austin. Oh, I'm used to it.

Edmund. Pull yourself together, Austin. You've drifted till your
authority's flouted by your own children.

Austin. You know, Edmund, that sort of talk was all right in our day,
but my children belong to the new generation, and the new generation
regards parental authority as a played-out superstition.

Edmund. Nonsense. Be supine and they'll tread on you. You've only your
own slackness to blame for it if you're flouted.

Austin. That, again, is the view of our time. We're old codgers to-day,
Edmund, you and I.

Edmund. Confound it, Austin, you're not going to take this lying down!

Austin. No. I shall fight the fight of my generation against the next. I
shall lose, of course.

Edmund. You mustn't lose.

Austin. Why should I be an exception to a natural law?

Edmund. Natural law! Natural laziness, you mean. You've simply let your
children get out of hand through sheer weakness, and if you don't care
to exert yourself to save Elsie from a gross _mésalliance_, I will.

Austin. Why's it a _mésalliance_?

Edmund. Good heavens, man--a footballer!

Austin. There spoke the acclimatized Londoner. Black-ton won't be
scandalized like Sevenoaks.

Edmund. Oh, hang your smug imitation democracy! You don't believe that,
Austin.

Austin. I always believe in the inevitable.

Edmund. It's not inevitable, It's incredible. Now, I'll tell you what
I'll do, Austin. I'll take Elsie back with me to London and cure her of
this infatuation with a jolly good round of the theatres and the shops.

Austin. My dear fellow! The theatres where she'll see nothing but
romantic love stories and the shops where she'll go under your nose to
buy her trousseau. Try it, Edmund. You'll be astonished at the result.

Edmund. It seems my _métier_ to be astonished to-day. First I assist
at an attempted bribery, and now it seems I'm to see my niece marry the
incorruptible footballer.

Austin. You're a bachelor. The modern child surprises you. As a father,
I have ceased to be surprised.

Edmund. As a father your idea of your duty is to stand idle while your
daughter makes a sentimental mess of her life. I begin to thank my stars
I'm a bachelor. At least I'm not henpecked by a rebellious family.

Austin. There's no rebellion about it, Edmund. I date from the sixties,
they from the nineties, and we rub along quite peacefully in mutual
toleration of the different attitudes.

Edmund. Tolerating the difference means that you give in to them every
time.

Austin. Not quite.

Edmund. Then you won't give in to Elsie?

Austin. I shall be loyal to my generation, Edmund. She will be loyal to
hers,--and youth will fight for her.

Edmund. That means you'll put up a protest for form's sake and give in
gracefully when you think you've said enough to save your face.

Austin. No. Not if I can help it.

Edmund. Austin, you must help it. The thing's unthinkable. I'll help you
to help it.

Austin. I shall be glad of any assistance you can give me.

(_Austin turns a little wistfully to window._)

Edmund. You think I can't give much.

Austin. Hullo! The game's stopped. I hadn't heard the whistle go.

Edmund. I fancy I did a minute ago, without knowing its significance.
What does it mean?

Austin. Probably an accident. Heaven help us if it's one of our men!

(_Enter Wells and Jack, who is in green-and-white football costume,
soiled on the left side, with his left arm in an emergency sling. Elsie
follows._)

Elsie (_anxiously_). Father, Jack's broken his arm. Wells. Nothing very
serious, Mr. Whitworth. I think it's only a simple fracture.

Elsie. Only!

Wells (_taking Jack across_). Come along in here, Metherell. I'll have
it set before you know where you are.

Austin (_impulsively_). Metherell.

Jack (_as Wells opens door_). Accidents will happen, Mr. Whitworth.

(_Exit Wells with him, closing door._)

Elsie. Doctors are callous beasts. (_She opens door rand goes out with
determination after them._)

Austin (_scoffing_). Accident!

Edmund. Why not? Don't they happen?

Austin. After my proposition?

Edmund. He scorned it.

Austin. Second thoughts. I asked for bad play, but he's thinking of his
reputation and he's broken his arm.

Edmund. Deliberately?

Austin. Yes.

Edmund. Heroic measures, Austin.

Austin. It's the last match of the season. He's all the summer months to
get right in.

(_Elsie returns._)

Elsie. That doctor's turned me out.

Austin. Of course. You've no right in there.

Elsie. I've every right to be where Jack is suffering.

Austin. He can suffer very well without your assistance.

Elsie. You needn't be brutal about it, father.

Austin. I'm not being brutal. The man's a professional footballer.
He accepts the risk of a broken limb as a part of his occupation.
Metherell's not a wounded hero.

Edmund. No. He's simply a workman who'll doubtless receive proper
compensation from his employers.

Elsie. And from me.

Austin. You!

Elsie. This will hurry on our marriage, father. Jack needs attention
now.

Austin. Hasn't he got a mother?

Elsie. No mother could love him as I do. No one can nurse him as
tenderly as I shall.

Austin. Nurse! A broken arm doesn't make an invalid of any one,
especially a man in first-class physical condition.

Elsie. I think it's very cruel of you to belittle Jack's injuries.

Edmund. I wish you would stop calling him Jack.

Elsie. It's his name. He wasn't christened John.

Edmund. I refer to the impropriety of a young lady calling a workman by
his Christian name.

Elsie. As the young lady is going to be married to the workman in the
shortest possible time, I fail to see where the impropriety comes in.

Edmund. That is where we differ, my dear.

Elsie. About impropriety?

Edmund. No. About marriage.

Elsie. Would you rather I lived with him without being married?

Austin. Elsie!

Elsie (_coolly_). Oh, it's all right, father. Uncle deserves a good
shock. He's hopelessly suburban.

Edmund (_pompously_). Elsie, I am older than you and----

Elsie (_pertly_). Yes. That's your misfortune.

Edmund (_angrily_). Will you allow me to speak without interrupting?

(_Austin sits in the armchair._)

Elsie. Yes, if you'll speak sensibly and won't put on side because your
mind's grown old and pompous as well as your body.

Austin. Elsie, I won't have this rudeness to your uncle.

Elsie. My dear father, uncle is being stupid. The only way to combat
stupidity is rudeness. Therefore, I am rude.

Edmund (_humouring her_). I propose to speak sensibly according to my
lights.

Elsie (_under her breath_). Ancient lights.

Edmund (_reasoning_). Now, suppose we do permit you to marry this----

Elsie (_reproducing his reasonable tone_). Be careful, uncle. Talking of
permission is on the border line.

Edmund (_avoiding irritability_). Suppose you marry him, what interests
can you have in common? I grant you he's a handsome specimen of manhood
to-day, but retired athletes always run to seed.

Austin (_self-consciously_). Hem!

Edmund. And apart from the attraction of the flesh, what's left?

Elsie (_cordially_). Oh, you are talking sense this time. It's
difficult, but I shall manage him.

Edmund. Shall you?

Elsie (_confidently_). Oh yes. I couldn't do it if he were as old as
you, because at your age a man's in a groove and sticks in it till he
dies. Jack's not a modern, but he's young enough to learn. It's hardly
credible, but at present he believes in Ruskin and Carlyle and reads
Browning. Well, you know, I can't have a husband with a taste for
Victorianism.

Austin. Then why have him at all?

Elsie. It's a curable disease.

Edmund. He reads Browning!

Elsie. Yes, but you needn't worry about that. I shall make a modern of
him all right.

Edmund. Do you mean to tell me a footballer reads Browning?

Elsie. He can't always be at football. Oh yes. And Plato, only not in
the original.

Edmund. Why, the man's a scholar.

Elsie. Did you think he was illiterate?

Edmund. I'm afraid I have underrated him. Still, that only proves him an
estimable member of his class. It doesn't alter the fact that his class
isn't yours.

Elsie (_hotly_). Class! What do I care for class? Elemental passions
sweep away class distinctions.

Edmund. That's a high falutin' name for a flirtation with a footballer.

Elsie. It's a name I thought you'd understand. Personally I'd say I've
got the sex clutch on and other things don't matter. Any more shots,
uncle?

Edmund. You needn't flatter yourself you've talked me into consenting to
this marriage.

Elsie. Nobody asked you, sir, she said.

Edmund (_angrily_). Nobody----

Elsie (_easily conversational_). Wouldn't it interest you to see how the
game's going, uncle?

Edmund (_relieved_). I think it would. But don't you think you've heard
the last of me.

Elsie (_sympathetically_). No, but you want time to think out a few more
objections.

Edmund. I am going purely out of desire to witness the match.

(_Exit Edmund._)

Elsie (_looking after him_). Poor dear. He tried his best.

Austin (_half rising_). And I am going to try now.

Elsie (_pushing him gently hack into chair and sitting on its arm_). Oh,
I don't mind you. He tried like an outraged relation. You'll try like a
pal.

Austin. No. I'm going to be firm.

Elsie. What a bore.

Austin (_seriously_). You didn't expect me to be pleased about this, did
you?

Elsie (_pouting_). Why not, if I'm pleased? Jack isn't marrying you.

Austin. Nor you, if I can help it.

Elsie. But you can't help it, you know.

Austin. Oh, I'm quite aware the stern parent isn't my game. But as pals,
Elsie----

Elsie (_nestling up to him_). Yes, father, as pals.

Austin. As goose to goose, it's not the thing. Now, frankly, is Jack
Metherell up to our weight?

Elsie. He's above it.

Austin. Above it?

Elsie. Certainly. The condescension's his. He's a better footballer than
ever you were, and you were no fool at football.

Austin. Football isn't everything, Elsie!

Elsie. Well, you play a decent hand at Bridge, but that's not much. Your
golf's rotten. What else do you do well?

Austin (_pushing her aside, and rising_). Really, Elsie!

Elsie (_still on the arm_). Don't say "really." Tell me.

Austin. I hope I'm fairly good at being a gentleman.

Elsie. Doing, I said, not being.

Austin (_humbly_). I--er--play the piano, you know.

Elsie. Yes, but you're not a musician within the meaning of the Act.
You play the piano like a third-rate professional, too good for a
public-house and not good enough for the concert platform, whereas
Jack's football makes him a certainty for the England team in any
international match. You may have more money than he has----

Austin (_glancing at window_). I'm not even sure of that.

Elsie (_triumphantly_). Then you've absolutely nothing on your side
except a stupid and obsolete class prejudice.

Austin. Upon my word, Elsie----

Elsie (_coming to him, gently_). Yes, I know I'm crushing, dear.

Austin. You're pitiless. Youth always is.

Elsie. Not always, father, but you shouldn't try to argue about love.

Austin. I was arguing about marriage.

Elsie (_away from him_). I suppose at your age it's natural to be
cynical about marriage and pretend it's nothing to do with love. And
then of course when you were young it used to be the fashion to mock at
marriage. We take our duties to society seriously to-day.

Austin. Are you proposing to marry Jack from a sense of duty?

Elsie (_wistfully_). You'll be awfully proud of your grandchildren,
father. They'll be most beautiful babies.

Austin. You look ahead, young woman.

Elsie. It's just as well I do. You're still worrying about a thing I
settled weeks ago.

Austin. Then why didn't you tell me weeks ago?

Elsie. I hadn't told Jack then.

(_Wells opens door, and enters with Jack, whose arm is in a splint and
sling._)

Wells (_entering_). You'd better go straight home now. Never mind about
the match. I want you to avoid excitement for a awhile.

Jack. The match doesn't excite me.

Wells. Then you can leave it without regret.

Jack (_indicating his costume_). In these?

Wells. I'll go round to the dressing-room and bring your clothes here if
you'll trust me not to pick your pockets.

Jack. There's nothing to pick. I've more sense than to take money into a
dressing-tent.

Austin. Can't you trust the others, Metherell?

Jack (_drily_). Yes, so long as they're not tempted.

Wells. I won't be long. (_Exit._)

Elsie (_watching Wells resentfully till he goes_). Did he hurt you much,
Jack?

Jack. Not to speak of.

(_Austin watches her scornfully._)

Elsie. Oh, you're brave. But you shall come to no more harm. I'll see
you home safely.

Austin (_sarcastically, indicating door of the ambulance-room_). You'll
find cotton wool in there.

Elsie. What for?

Austin. To wrap him up in.

Elsie. Don't be spiteful, father.

Austin. Good heavens, girl, a broken arm is nothing.

(_Jack sits wearily._)

Elsie. Except that the arm happens to be Jack's.

Austin. The civilized world will gasp at the great event.

Elsie. The athletic world certainly will. It's all very well for you to
joke. Your arm's not hurt. It's all a gain to you. If Blackton don't
win with only ten men against them, they deserve shooting. This accident
means a lot.

Austin. I know what it means--better than you do. (_Looking at Jack._)

Jack (_jerking his head up_). What's that?

Austin. As you tactfully remarked, Metherell, accidents will happen.

Jack (_rising_). Don't you believe it was an accident?

Elsie. What else could it be? Do you think he broke his arm for fun?

Jack (_straight at Austin_). It was an accident.

Austin. No, my lad. It was a bargain.

Jack. I made no bargain.

Austin (_sneering_). But you broke your arm.

Jack. By accident.

Austin. A singularly opportune coincidence.

Elsie. Father, what do you mean?

Austin. You'd better ask Metherell that.

Elsie (_in puzzled appeal_). Jack!

Jack. I'll say nothing.

Elsie. Then what am I to think?

Jack. Think what you like.

Elsie. I think you're a sportsman, Jack, and----

Austin. I've known a sportsman do a bigger thing than break his arm for
a woman.

Elsie (_suspiciously_). A woman! What woman?

Austin. You, my dear. And, as you said, Blackton are safe to win now.

(_Wells, entering with Jack's clothes and boots, overhears Austin._)

Wells. I'm not so sure of that, Mr. Whitworth. It's anybody's game. The
score's one all.

Austin (_startled_). Birchester have scored!

Wells. Yes. Didn't you know? I'll look after Metherell. You're missing a
good game.

Elsie. Then you'd better go and watch it, Dr. Wells.

Wells (_slightly surprised_). I will when I've helped Metherell to
change.

Jack. I'm in no hurry. Don't put yourself about for me. Half time _'_ull
do.

Wells. Well, it can't be far off that now. (_Putting Jack's clothes
over chair._) I should like to see something of this match. Is the arm
painful?

Jack. It's sharpish.

Wells (_by desk_). Pull yourself together with a dose of this. (_Lifting
whisky bottle._)

Jack. No, thanks. I'm a teetotaller.

(_Austin is lighting a cigar._)

Wells (_authoritatively_). And I'm a doctor, man.

Jack. That doesn't help my principles.

Wells. Oh, all right. If you like to be stubborn. Are you coming, Mr.
Whitworth? (_Crossing to door._)

Elsie. Yes. Do go, father. They'll be expecting to see you outside.

Austin (_grim_). Yes--I'm going--to show them I can smile. Come along,
Doctor.

(_Exeunt Wells and Austin._)

Elsie. Now, Jack. What's this all about?

Jack. Your father's making a mistake.

Elsie. About what?

Jack (_exasperated_). It's a confidential matter, Elsie.

Elsie. That means there's something you're afraid to tell me.

Jack. I'm not afraid. He spoke to me in private, and it's giving him
away.

Elsie. You can't give him away to me. I've lived at home too long for
that.

Jack. I can't abuse his confidence.

Elsie. Are you going to talk about your conscience again? Father said
you broke your arm for my sake and I want to know what it means.

Jack. But I didn't, Elsie. It was an accident.

Elsie. He thought not.

Jack. Yes. He's wrong.

Elsie. Why should he think you did it intentionally? Jack (_sullenly_).
Ask him.

Elsie. He's just told me to ask you. Now stop being absurd, Jack, and
tell me all about it.

Jack (_reluctantly_). I told him we wanted to be married--

(_Elsie nods, smiling approval._)

--and he offered to strike a bargain. He wants Blackton to win, so I was
to play a rotten game for Birchester.

Elsie. And you couldn't do it.

Jack. No.

Elsie (_enthusiastically_). No. You couldn't play badly if you tried,
and so you broke your arm instead, for me. Jack, if I was proud of you
before, I could worship you now. (_Patting the sling._) Your arm, your
poor, hurt arm, mangled for me. My hero, my lover and my king.

Jack (_disgustedly_). You think that too!

Elsie. Think it! I know it. Don't pretend. It's too late now for
modesty.

Jack. Modesty! Don't you see if I'd done that, forgotten my
sportsmanship and sold a match for my private gain, I'd deserve to be
kicked round the county?

Elsie. No. I don't see it. You've hurt yourself for my sake, and that's
enough to make of me the proudest woman in the land.

Jack. It's enough to prove me dishonest if it were true. Elsie
(_touching the arm_). Isn't that true?

Jack. Don't I tell you that's an accident?

Elsie. You've never had an accident before.

Jack. Not a serious one.

Elsie. No. You're too great a master of the game. Accidents happen to
the careless and incompetent.

Jack. Then I must be both. I fell and my arm twisted under me.

Elsie. And you really didn't do it on purpose?

Jack (_hurt_). Elsie, don't you believe me?

Elsie. It's so beastly to have to. I thought you were a perfect player,
and you have an accident; and I thought you were a perfect lover, and
you've been afraid to prove your love.

Jack (_stirred up_). Elsie, there are twenty thousand folk about this
ground to-day and some of them have come to see the match, but more to
see me play an honest game. They're just a football crowd, but there
isn't a man upon this ground to-day but knows Jack Metherell is
straight. It's left for you to say I ought to be a crook. You're great
at golf and hockey. Is that the way you play the game?

Elsie. Forgive me, Jack. I did want things to be right for us.

Jack. At any price?

Elsie. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking of the game. I only thought of you.

Jack. I know. But I want things to be right and rightly right.

Elsie (_smiling_). And now they are.

Jack (_puzzled_). Your father----

Elsie. We've only to let him go on thinking you did it on purpose.

Jack. But I didn't.

Elsie (_soothingly_). I know. _I_ know it was pure accident. But he
doesn't.

Jack. He must be told.

Elsie. I thought you wanted his consent to our marriage

Jack. I do.

Elsie. Then let him think you've kept the bargain he proposed.

Jack. Let him think I'm dishonest?

Elsie. What was he? What does it matter what he thinks if I know the
truth?

Jack. He's got to know the truth. If he'd have me as a scoundrel for
your husband, he should be glad to have me as an honest man. (_Smiling
sourly._) My arm's broke either way.

Elsie. I don't care tuppence for his consent.

Jack. It's not the square thing to get married without.

Elsie. Oh, leave him to me.

Jack. You bustle him so. It's not respectful, Elsie.

Elsie. Well, you needn't take him under your wing as well. It's not the
custom in this family to split hairs about filial piety. I'll make it
all right, Jack.

Jack. It's my job, Elsie.

Elsie. It's our job, and you've had your innings. Now it's mine. But I'm
going to take you home first to your mother.

Jack. But my mother doesn't know about you, yet.

Elsie (_drily_). It's time I made her acquaintance.

Jack (_doubtfully_). I don't know what she'll say.

Elsie. We'll find out when she says it. You think a great deal of your
mother, Jack.

Jack. My father's dead. She's both to me. That's why I'm anxious.

Elsie. Anxious! But your mother wouldn't stop us, Jack.

Jack (_doubtfully_). You will be careful with her, Elsie.

Elsie. Careful?

Jack. Yes. Not like you go on with your father. She's used to my way.

(_She has his unhurt arm, urging him to door, when it opens and Austin,
Florence and Leo enter._)

Austin. Still here, Metherell!

Elsie. I'm just going to take him home.

Austin (_to Jack_). Wasn't the doctor going to help you into your
clothes? (_To Leo and Florence._) Where is Wells? Have either of you
seen him?

Leo. Last seen disappearing in the direction of the bar with an eminent
London solicitor.

Elsie. Oh, never mind him. Jack's clothes can follow. We'll take a taxi.

Austin. But----

Elsie. Come along, Jack.

(_Exeunt Elsie and Jack._)

Leo. I say, father, it's a jolly rough game. This must be one of the
referee's slack days or he'd pull Angus up sharp.

Austin (_genially_). The score's two--one for Blackton, my boy.

Florence. Blackton play against the wind next half.

Austin (_confidently_). The match is all right. I've something else to
talk about to you two. You saw Metherell and Elsie?

Leo (_grinning_). Yes. It's a case.

Austin. What?

Leo (_the grin fading_). Well, isn't it?

Austin. So you know.

Leo. I've got eyes.

Austin. You take it philosophically.

Leo. I don't see that it matters how I take it.

Austin. To my mind it matters considerably. He'll be your brother-in-law
if he marries her.

Leo. That had occurred to me.

Austin. Don't you mind?

Leo. I don't mind. Metherell's a stupendous nut at football.

Austin. I understood football didn't interest you.

Leo. Merely academically.

Austin. It's really far more your concern than mine, you know, Leo. In
the natural course of things Elsie's husband will be your brother-in-law
for a longer period than he'll be my son-in-law. Yours too, Flo.

Florence. Yes. (_Pause._)

Austin (_exasperated_). Well? Have neither of you anything to say?

Florence (_rather bored_). Not much in my line, dad.

Leo. Nor in mine. As I'm her brother I can't cut the other fellow out
and marry her myself. I'm rather thankful, too. Elsie takes a lot of
stopping when she's got the bit between her teeth.

Austin. I don't get much help from you.

Florence. Why should you?

Leo. It's no use jibbing, father. Much easier to give them your blessing
and a cheque.

Austin. It is always easiest to give way, Leo.

Leo. Yes. Isn't it?

Austin (_wildly_). Good heavens, do you young people care about nothing?

Leo. We're tremendously in earnest about a lot of things, only
they're not the things you're in earnest about. There are fashions in
shibboleths just as much as in socks, and you're a little out of date in
both.

Austin. Possibly. But blood is still thicker than water, Leo. Metherell
is a man of the people and----

Leo. Oh, my dear father, don't talk about the people as if they
inhabited an inferior universe. The class bogey is one of the ghosts
we've laid to-day.

Austin. Indeed. I'd an idea it was rather rampant.

Leo. I believe it used to be. As a matter of fact, I do object to
Metherell.

Austin. Oh! You have some sense left.

Florence. I don't. I only wish I was in Elsie's shoes.

Leo. Was I speaking, Flo, or were you?

Florence. You were, too much.

Leo. I object theoretically on aesthetic grounds because of the destined
fatness of the retired footballer. But I have Elsie's assurance that
Metherell's a teetotaller and I trust her to give him a lively enough
time to keep him decently thin, so that practically my objection falls
to pieces.

Austin. Leo, I didn't expect much help from you, but upon my word your
cynicism is disgusting.

Leo. I expect, you know, that's pretty much what grandfather thought of
you.

(_Enter Elsie and Jack._)

Hullo! are there no taxis?

Elsie (_angry_). I think every taxi in the town is outside the ground,
but the men are too keen on getting a free sight of the game from the
roofs of their cabs to take a fare.

Florence. It's a sporting town, Blackton.

Leo. I should have thought they'd take it as an honour to drive
Metherell home.

Jack (_bitterly_). Not in the Birchester colours.

Leo (_sarcastically_). Sporting town, Blackton,

Elsie (_at white heat_). They're beasts. Beasts. They jeered. They're
glad he's hurt.

Jack. That's what you've done for me, Mr. Whitworth. I'm laughed at in
Blackton. Last Saturday I was their idol, and now----

Austin. You've done it for yourself, my boy.

Jack (_hotly_). You transferred me.

Austin. I meant the broken arm, not the broken idol. Jack
(_scornfully_). Do you still think I did it purposely? Austin. I don't
think, Metherell. I know. And I'm very much obliged to you. The chances
are it's won the match.

Jack (_sulkily_). It was an accident.

Austin (_playing his last card_). Oh, you needn't keep that up before
the family. That reminds me. (_Turning to them._) Leo, Florence, this
is your future brother-in-law, Jack Metherell, the sporting footballer,
who's sold a match to buy my consent to his marrying Elsie.

(_He watches Leo and Florence for the effect. Jack steps forward, but
Elsie stops him._)

Elsie. Hush, Jack.

Florence (_coldly_). I don't believe it, father. That consenting
business went out with the flood.

Leo (_to Jack_). Did you ask my father's consent?

Jack. Yes.

Leo. It's just credible, Flo.

Florence. In England? In the twentieth century? Leo. These quaint old
customs linger. Half the world doesn't know how the other half thinks.

Austin (_who has been looking on amazed_). But aren't you horrified?

Leo. At his asking? No. Merely interested in the survival of an
archaism.

Austin. At his selling a match, man!

Leo. A man who would ask papa is capable of anything.

Elsie. He's not capable of dishonesty.

Austin. Oh, you're blind with love.

Elsie. I have his word.

Austin (_scoffing_). His word!

Elsie. Yes. Jack Metherell's word. The word of the man I'm going to
marry.

Austin (_indicating Jack's arm_). Deeds speak louder than words.

Jack (_with resolution_). Yes, Mr. Whitworth, they do. You think you've
won this match. We'll see.

Elsie (_frightened_). Jack, what are you going to do?

Jack. Play. Play for Birchester as I've never played for Blackton. I'll
show him if I sold the match.

Leo. No. I say. You mustn't do that with a broken arm.

Jack. Yes. Broken arm and all.

Leo. It's madness. Look here, I believe you. So does Elsie.

Florence. And I.

Leo. We all do, except father, and I assure you he's subject to
hallucinations. Thinks he can play the piano. Thinks my poetry's bad.
Thinks you're a rotter. All sorts of delusions.

Jack (_stubbornly_). Birchester must win. I'm going on that field to
show them all what football is.

(_As he speaks Wells and Edmund enter._)

Wells (_with calm authority_). I think not, Metherell.

Jack. Out of my way, Doctor.

Wells. I forbid it.

Jack. Much I care for your forbidding.

Wells. One moment, Metherell. The play is extraordinarily rough. It's
Blackton's game to lame their opponents.

Edmund. More like a shambles than a game.

Wells (_to Austin_). The referee is strangely kind to Blackton, Mr.
Whitworth.

Austin. Oh?

Jack (_suspiciously_). What? What's that you said?

Wells. I say if I were referee I'd have ordered off half the Blackton
team for rough play. This is no match for a damaged man, Metherell.

Jack. So you did try the referee, Mr. Whitworth.

Austin. I don't understand you.

Jack. Don't you? Well, rough or smooth, I'm going through it now. (_To
Wells._) Thanks for your warning. (_To Austin._) And I warn _you_ that
referee had best be careful now, or I'll report him.

Elsie (_holding him_). For my sake, Jack.

Jack (_gently shaking her off_). It is for your sake, Elsie, not for
his. His consent's nothing to me after this. My record's going to be
clean.

(_Exit Jack._)

Austin (_rubbing his hands_). Ah! Splendid. Edmund, I've brought you
down from town for nothing. The match is ours.

Edmund (_drily_). Then I can devote my undivided attention to the
problem of my niece. But why's the match yours?

Austin. Metherell is kind enough to give it us. An injured player is a
nuisance to his side--no use and only in the way.

Elsie. You don't know Jack.

Austin. Oh yes, I do. You think he's a hero. I know he's a fool.

Elsie. Then he's an honest fool, and----

Austin. I haven't time to argue the point now. I want a word with the
referee before the game recommences. (_Going._)

Elsie. So Jack was right. You did bribe the referee!

Austin. Elsie, if you don't want us all to starve, you'll keep a tight
hold of your tongue.

Leo. Starve!

Elsie. Starve! What----

Austin. Oh, ask your uncle.

Elsie. I haven't time. I'm going to Jack's home to see that all's
prepared for him.

Austin. Oh, go to---- Go where you like.

Elsie. I usually do.

(_Exit Austin._)

Edmund. Now, Elsie, about this footballer.

Elsie (_moving_). I shall be rather busy turning his bedroom into a
hospital for the next hour, uncle.

Edmund. You're to do nothing so compromising.

Elsie (_scornfully_). Compromising!

Edmund. If you insist on going, I shall come with you.

Elsie. You will look funny in Elizabeth Street.

Edmund. I prefer to look ridiculous than that you should look
indiscreet.

Leo (_at window, crossing_). There's the whistle. Come along, Flo.

Florence. Yes. They're playing.

(_Exeunt Florence and Leo._)

Elsie. You mean to come?

Edmund. I don't mean you to go alone.

Elsie. I wish you were in London, uncle. Your intentions are so good.


CURTAIN.



ACT III

_At 41 Elizabeth Street the combined kitchen and living-room opens
directly to the street, the street door being centre, with the window
next to it. Through the window the other side of the drab street is
seen. A door leads to the stairs, while another gives access to the
scullery. The room is fairly comfortable. A handsome presentation clock
is on the mantel over the fireplace. The plate-rack is well furnished.
Rocking-chair by fireplace. Sofa under window, behind which is a plant
on a stand. Table round which three Old Women sit at tea. Mrs. Wilmot
and Mrs. Norbury, as visitors, wear outdoor clothes and bonnets, of
which they have loosened the strings. Mrs. Metherell has grey hair,
a small person, and an indomitable will. She is too hearty to be
ill-natured, but she is mistress of her house and knows it. She wears
her after-work dress of decent black. The remains of a substantial meal
are on the table. Smoke-blackened kettle on fire._

Mrs. Wilmot (_sighing_). Eh, yes. Elizabeth Street isn't what it was.

Mrs. Metherell. It's not the street, Amy, it's the people in it.

Mrs. Norbury. It used to be known for a saving street when I first came
to live here. Every house had a bank-book.

Mrs. Wilmot. And there's more money coming into the street to-day than
there was then.

Mrs. Norbury. And going out. They spend more in an ordinary week than
ever me and my old man spent in a holiday week one time, and if they
don't spend, they gamble, and nothing to show for it all at the finish.

Mrs. Wilmot. Yes, and come begging off their mother as soon as they fall
sick or out of work. And that uppish with it all!

Mrs. Norbury. Do you think I can get my girls to stay at home and
give me a lift with the house of an evening? Not they. They've always
something on that's more important than me. I'm nobody. And the money
those girls spend on their clothes!

Mrs. Wilmot. Time was when a man _'_ud come straight home when he'd
finished work and be satisfied with doing a bit in his garden. Most he'd
ever think of, barring Saturday night of course, was one night a week at
his club. Nowadays it's every night the same.

(_Mrs. Metherell moves impatiently._)

Mrs. Norbury. I know. You did know where to lay your hand on them once,
but there's no telling where they get to now.

Mrs. Wilmot. It's all these picture shows and music halls.

Mrs. Metherell (_roughly_). It's all your own fault, Amy.

Mrs. Wilmot. Why?

Mrs. Metherell. You let them put upon you.

Mrs. Norbury. I suppose you don't?

Mrs. Metherell. Our Jack doesn't carry on that road.

Mrs. Wilmot. He'll have it out of you yet. He's quiet and deep.

Mrs. Metherell (_confidently_). He's safe enough.

Mrs. Wilmot. Till he breaks out.

Mrs. Metherell. He's never broken yet.

Mrs. Norbury. You're lucky, then.

Mrs. Metherell. It isn't luck. It's the way you go about it with them.

Mrs. Norbury (_enviously_). Yours gets good money, too.

Mrs. Metherell. And I see it all. We've a use for a bank-book in this
house.

Mrs. Wilmot. I wish I saw the half of what mine get. Always crying
out for more, but not to give it me. Some of them wouldn't be happy if
they'd their own motor-car.

Mrs. Metherell. Yes. That's the way. When I was young a man could start
poor and end rich. He'd save and stick to what he got. These lads to-day
_'_ull never rise. They're too busy spending what they have. My Jack
knows a game worth two of that. He's improving his mind. His bedroom's
full of books. Fitting himself to rise, Jack is.

Mrs. Norbury. There are a few like that. They're rare and scarce.

(_Knock at street door,_)

(_She rises._) I'm nearest.

Mrs. Metherell (_rising_). Sit you still. (_Crosses and opens door._)

(_Elsie and Edmund are there._)

Edmund. Mrs. Metherell?

Mrs. Metherell (_gruffly_). Yes?

(_Immediately on the "Yes," Elsie enters past her._)

Edmund. May we come in?

Mrs. Metherell. Looks as if you were in.

(_Edmund enters hesitatingly._)

Elsie. Have you heard about Jack's accident?

(_Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury remain seated, eyeing Elsie's clothes._)

Mrs. Metherell (_closing door calmly_). Yes. There was a special out.
They get papers out for anything nowadays.

Elsie (_indignantly_). You take it very easily.

Mrs. Metherell. He'll be looked after. There's a doctor on the ground.

Edmund (_politely awkward_). Perhaps I ought to introduce myself, Mrs.
Metherell. My name is Whitworth--Mr. Austin Whitworth's brother. This
is Miss Whitworth.

Mrs. Metherell (_with some anxiety_). Is Jack hurt worse?

Elsie (_gravely_). Not that we _know_ of.

Mrs. Wilmot (_rising_). I think we'd best be going. Mrs. Metherell. No.
It's all right.

Mrs. Norbury (_rising and tying bonnet-strings_), I can see we're not
wanted. We'll be seeing you again before you flit to Birchester.

Mrs. Metherell (_by door with them_). Many a time. We don't go yet.
(_Opening door._)

Mrs. Wilmot. Good-bye.

Mrs. Metherell. Good-bye.

(_Exeunt Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury. Mrs. Metherell closes door and
turns to Elsie._)

Now, what is it? If it's bad news I can stand it.

Elsie. Is Jack's bed prepared?

Mrs. Metherell (_righteously indignant_). Jack's bed was made at eight
o'clock this morning. Do you take me for a slut?

Elsie. Oh yes, but he'll need special nursing, and the room--which is
his room? (_Looking at doors left and right._)

Mrs. Metherell (_drily_). His room's upstairs.

Elsie. I'm going to see that it's right.

Mrs. Metherell. His room's my job.

Elsie. Yes, yes. I know. But I must make sure. Don't you realize he's
gone on playing with a broken arm?

Mrs. Metherell. He was always a fool. But he's not so soft as to take to
his bed for a damaged arm.

Elsie (_wildly_). Anything may have happened. Complications. Fever. I'm
going to his room. Which is it, please?

Mrs. Metherell (_guarding the door_). You're not going. Elsie. I am.
Please don't be stupid, Mrs. Metherell. Edmund. Elsie!

Mrs. Metherell. Do you think I'll have a girl I've never set eyes on
before ferreting round my house?

Elsie. But--oh, you tell her, uncle. (_Darts past Mrs. Metherell and
exit._)

Mrs. Metherell (_calling after her_). Here, you come back. Cheek!

Edmund. I think perhaps in the circumstances, Mrs. Metherell----

Mrs. Metherell (_with the door handle in her hand_). What circumstances?

Edmund. Don't you know about my niece?

Mrs. Metherell. I know she's a forward hussy, like most young girls
to-day. That's all I know.

Edmund. Then I must explain.

Mrs. Metherell (_glancing off_). You'd better.

Edmund. You see, she and your son are engaged to be married.

Mrs. Metherell (_pausing, astonished, then closing door_). It's the
first I've heard of it.

Edmund (_pleased to find her hostile_). Perhaps I ought rather to say
they think they're engaged.

Mrs. Metherell. No. You oughtn't. Jack doesn't think he's tied to any
woman till he's told me first and got my leave.

Edmund (_delighted_). Ah, now that's quite splendid, Mrs. Metherell. I'm
glad to find that you agree with me.

Mrs. Metherell. In what?

Edmund. In opposing the engagement.

Mrs. Metherell. Why do you?

Edmund (_easily_). Well, on grounds, shall we say, of general
unsuitability.

Mrs. Metherell. I don't oppose. (_Sitting in rocking-chair._)

(_Edmund remains standing._)

Edmund. I understood----

Mrs. Metherell. I don't know owt about the girl. She's made a bad start
with me, but she's excited and I'll give fair play. She may be good
enough for Jack. I cannot tell you yet. What makes you think she isn't?

Edmund. I didn't exactly think that.

Mrs. Metherell. What did you think? Out with it. You're her uncle, you
know more about the girl than I can.

Edmund. Well, the fact is I don't consider she would be a suitable wife
for your son.

Mrs. Metherell. That's what you said before. I want to know why not. Has
she a temper?

Edmund (_on his dignity_). Certainly not.

Mrs. Metherell. Flirts then? Not steady? Extravagant?

Edmund. No, no.

Mrs. Metherell. Well, is she deformed or does she drink?

Edmund. Good heavens, woman, no.

Mrs. Metherell. If you won't tell me what's wrong with her, I must find
out for myself.

Edmund. There is nothing wrong with her.

Mrs. Metherell. Then, where's your objection?

Edmund. My objection, stated explicitly, is---- (_Hesitating._)

Mrs. Metherell. Yes? Go on.

Edmund. I find it rather difficult to explain to you.

Mrs. Metherell. I've a thick skin.

Edmund (_desperately_). My niece's training and upbringing do not make
her a fit wife for your son, Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. Did you make a mess of her upbringing?

Edmund. No, but----

Mrs. Metherell. How did you bring her up?

Edmund. As a lady.

Mrs. Metherell. Then she's handicapped for life. But I have seen some
grow out of it.

(_Enter Elsie. She has a towel over her arm._)

Elsie. Mrs. Metherell, will you come upstairs a minute?

Mrs. Metherell. What for?

Elsie. We ought to have hot water ready and I can't find the bath-room.

Mrs. Metherell. You'd have a job to find one in Elizabeth Street.

Elsie (_blankly_). How do you get hot water?

Mrs. Metherell (_drily_). You heat it.

(_Edmund stands, looking on._)

Elsie (_crossing to fireplace and making for kettle_). Then I'll take
this.

Mrs. Metherell (_rising and getting kettle first_). That's for his tea.
(_Glancing at clock, kettle in hand._) I'll make it too. He always comes
in hungry from a match. (_She replaces kettle, takes tea-pot from table,
empties the used tea-leaves behind the fire, fills generously from
canister on mantel and makes tea, replacing kettle and leaving tea-pot
on the hob._)

Elsie. Oh, what have you got for him? He'll need nourishing.

Mrs. Metherell. There's a bit of steak-pie in the cupboard left over
from dinner. He'll have it cold.

Elsie. But meat is so indigestible with tea, and he's an invalid.

(_Edmund sits on sofa._)

Mrs. Metherell. Eh, stop moithering, lass. You don't know owt about it.
(_Suddenly noticing._) What's that over your arm?

Elsie. Oh, I'm sorry. It was upstairs.

Mrs. Metherell. That's my towel when you've done with it. (_Takes it,
then surprised._) Where did you get this from?

Elsie. The bedroom.

Mrs. Metherell. That's one of my best towels. It isn't out of Jack's
room.

Elsie. I've arranged the front bedroom for him.

Mrs. Metherell (_angrily_). I'd have you to know that's my room.

Elsie. The other is such a cheerless, poky little place. It's dark,
there's no fireplace, no proper carpet, nothing but a camp-bed and a
second-hand bookstall.

Mrs. Metherell. It's good enough for him.

Elsie. Nothing but the best is good enough for a man who plays football
like Jack.

Mrs. Metherell. Football's one thing. Home's another. He's at home here.
Do you think he sleeps in the best bedroom?

Elsie. He must have the best-lighted room just now.

Mrs. Metherell. So I'm to turn out for him, am I?

Elsie. That isn't asking very much. I don't believe you care for him at
all. How can you sit at home when he's playing football?

Mrs. Metherell. Custom's everything. (_Sitting in rocking-chair._)
I'm used to my men being before the public. Jack's father was a public
man--an undertaker, (_Edmund winces_) and I've known him have as many as
six funerals on a Saturday afternoon, but I didn't go to the cemetery
to see he buried them properly, and I reckon it's the same with Jack.
He can kick a ball without my watching him. (_Changing tone._) And now
perhaps you'll tell me what you mean by interfering in my house?

Elsie (_to Edmund_). Haven't you told her, uncle?

Edmund. Oh yes. I told her.

Elsie (_smilingly sure of herself_). Well, Mrs. Metherell, will I do?
(_Standing before her._)

Mrs. Metherell (_still sitting_). You said yourself just now that
nothing but the best is good enough for Jack, so you'll excuse my being
particular. I've been asking your uncle about you and he tells me you're
a lady, born and bred.

Elsie. You mustn't blame me for my relations, Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. Nay, I don't. Mine's a respectable family, but there's a
Metherell doing time at this moment, and another to my certain knowledge
who ought to be. But this is where it comes in. If you're going to be
Jack's wife, you've to know your way about a house.

Elsie (_agreeing_). Yes.

Mrs. Metherell. Your father _'_ull keep a servant, I suppose.

Elsie. Oh, but I do my share. Servants require a lot of management.

Mrs. Metherell (_dryly_). I'll take your word for it. I never had any.
And Jack _'_ull have none, either.

Elsie. I didn't expect it.

Mrs. Metherell (_graciously_). You may be handier than you look. I'll
try. Those pots want washing. Let me see you shape.

(_Elsie eagerly begins to put the used cups together._)

There's a tray. (_Pointing to plate-rack._) The sink's in yonder.
(_Pointing._)

Edmund (_protesting_). Really, Mrs. Metherell---- (_He rises._)

Elsie. It's all right, uncle. (_The tray is loaded and she lifts it._)
In there, Mrs. Metherell? (_Starting to go._) Mrs. Metherell. Yes.

(_Edmund opens door. Elsie is going through._)

That'll not do. You won't have a man about the place to wait on you.
Close that door, Mr. Whitworth, and let me see her get out by herself.

(_Edmund closes it, and comes away. Elsie tries to open it, the tray is
troublesome and the pots slip together on it. Mrs. Metherell rises and
crosses rapidly._)

Those are my cups, you know. Here, give it to me. (_Takes tray and exit,
opening door with the ease of familiarity._) Elsie. I'm sorry, Mrs.
Metherell. But I can learn. Mrs. Metherell (_off_). Maybe. You've shown
willing. (_She closes door from outside._)

Edmund. Come away, Elsie. You've seen enough of the Metherell standard
to show you it will never do.

Elsie (_her confidence a little shaken, but still fighting_). I shall
alter the standard.

Edmund. It's fixed. You can't alter it. It's impossible. Elsie. The
modern eye is blind to impossibilities. Have you ever been to an Ideal
Home Exhibition?

Edmund. A what?

Elsie. They show you little houses fitted up with the cutest dodges for
saving labour. I know Mrs. Metherell will have to make her home with
us, but it'll be a very different home from this. You can credit me with
some imagination.

Edmund. I do, if you think Mrs. Metherell will ever believe her house
is clean unless she or some one else has drudged in it all day. Seeing's
believing, and you can't see the dust fly in a vacuum cleaner.

Elsie. She'll have to use her common sense.

Edmund. The scrubbing brush survives in spite of common sense.

(_Enter Jack, dressed as Act I., left arm in splint. He opens and enters
without knocking, but he hasn't time to get his cap off before Elsie is
with him._)

Elsie. You're safe.

Jack. And sound, too, but for this. (_Glancing at his arm._)

Elsie (_hysterically_). Thank God.

Edmund. Is the match over?

Jack. Three--two for Birchester.

Edmund (_distressed_). Birchester have won!

Jack. I won the match for Birchester, if it gives you any satisfaction
to know it. I haven't been a man. I've been a miracle.

Elsie. You always were.

Jack. I've only done my human best before to-day. To-day I've been a
superman, a thing inspired, protected guarded by a greater mastery than
I have ever known. It wasn't football as it is in life. It's been the
football of my dreams.

Edmund. It makes you talk.

Jack. I'm still intoxicated with the glamour of that game.

Edmund. Yes, Metherell, success is sweet. But somebody is suffering for
this.

Elsie. Who?

Edmund. If Birchester have won, Blackton have lost.

Elsie. For an outsider, you take it seriously.

Edmund. I take it seriously for your father. I ought to be with him now.

Elsie. Haven't you done enough here for the proprieties?

Edmund. I must go to your father, Elsie. Come.

Elsie. I stay here with Jack.

Edmund (_after a struggle_). Very well.

(_Exit Edmund._)

Jack (_taking cap off_). Elsie, what are you doing here?

Elsie. I came to--to see your mother.

Jack. You've told her about us?

Elsie. Yes.

Jack. It should have come from me. She'd expect that. But no matter, now
she knows. What did she say?

Elsie (_hesitating, then plunging_). It's--it's all right, Jack.

Jack. Hurrah! Then we've a clear road now. I was a bit afraid. Mother
has a will of her own, and she's not easy to please. But I might have
known she couldn't resist you. Tell me what she said when you pleaded to
her with the loveliest eyes in the world and told her you loved me.

Elsie (_awkwardly_). Well----

Jack (_interrupting enthusiastically_). Yes, I know--you needn't tell
me. I can see it all. You there, she here, and then you fell into each
other's arms, and she kissed you, and what you said to each other I'm
not to know, for it was women's talk not meant for men to hear.

Elsie. Jack, you've never been like this before.

Jack. No, I've never played a great game with a broken arm and come
through it unscathed. I've never--oh, but it's you that's done the
greatest thing for me. You've won my mother for us. That was the cloud
that used to get between.

Elsie. And made you talk of self-improvement instead of my eyes? It's
only now I learn you know my eyes are good.

Jack. I have always known the beauty of your eyes.

Elsie. You couldn't tell me about them.

Jack. Not till it was all made right with mother. I thought last night
to-day would be the saddest day I've known. I had to play for Birchester
and go away from Blackton and from you. And there was mother, but you
were brave and took that burden from me, and I'm glad, Elsie, I'm glad
of everything.

Elsie. Even of that? (_Touching his arm._)

Jack. It's brought me luck. It's brought me you, safely secure at last.
I wish I had a dozen arms to break.

Elsie (_smiling_). To get a dozen me's?

Jack. To suffer with for you.

Elsie (_quickly_). You are suffering?

Jack. This bit of pain is nothing to a bad conscience, and it's that
I had meeting you and knowing I'd not the pluck to have it out with
mother. (_With a touch of brutality._) But now I've got you for my own.
No, not a dozen of you, Elsie. One's good enough for me. (_He puts his
arm round her, kissing roughly._)

Elsie (_frightened_). Jack, you're very strong.

Jack (_squeezing masterfully_). I've only one arm, but it's strong.

Elsie. I love your strength, Jack, but you do take my breath away.
You've never kissed me like that before.

Jack (_still holding her against her will_). I've not been free before.
I've kissed you guiltily, not as a free man kisses when he can give his
whole mind to it.

Elsie. Jack, let me go.

Jack. Don't you like it? I said you'd be the first to tire of kissing.

Elsie (_free of him_). It's--it's almost terrifying, Jack.

Jack (_roughly_). Rubbish, lass, you're not made of glass. You can stand
it. I needn't kiss you like I kiss my mother.

Elsie. How do you kiss your mother?

Jack. Why, respectfully.

Elsie. You don't respect me, then?

Jack. It's not the same. I love you.

Elsie (_rather more hopefully_). And you don't love her?

Jack. It's different. Where is she now?

Elsie (_indicating_). She went in there to wash some pots.

Jack (_nodding, anxiously_). She does too much of that. The work comes
heavy at her age.

Elsie. We'll change all that.

Jack (_eagerly_). Yes. Four hands _'_ull make it easy.

Elsie. My methods will be very different.

Jack. Different? She'll not like changing her ways. Old people don't
like change.

Elsie (_callously_). No, but it's good for them.

Jack. My getting married _'_ull be change enough. We must be careful not
to upset her.

Elsie. You're very fond of your mother, Jack.

Jack. I try to do my duty.

Elsie (_gladly_). It's only duty, then?

Jack. Only! Honour thy father and thy mother that--

Elsie. Yes, but I don't want to make old bones. And that honouring
business is a bit fly-blown. We spell it humour your parents nowadays
and not too much of that. A badly brought up parent's worse than a
spoilt child.

Jack. Of course, you're joking, Elsie, and I know I'm not a judge of
taste, but I don't somehow think we ought to make fun of our parents.

Elsie. I wasn't joking, Jack. If your mother's going to stay with us,
she'll have to realize the century she's living in.

Jack (_reprovingly_). My mother's mistress of this house, Elsie.

Elsie. This house. Yes. But we're going to be happy in a cottage on the
moors by Birchester, and if people who've forgotten what it is to be
young try any interference, so much the worse for them.

Jack (_angrily_). Did you tell her that before you asked about the
marrying?

Elsie. Tell her what?

Jack. That you expected her to take a back seat and watch you
interfering with her arrangements?

Elsie. Interfering's not the word. They'll be revolutionized. Our
cottage will be run on rational and hygienic principles.

Jack. I'd rather have it comfortable.

Elsie. It will be comfortable.

Jack. With you and her squabbling all the time?

Elsie (_very discouraged, but still brave_). We shan't squabble if
she'll be sensible.

Jack. Her idea of sense mayn't be the same as yours.

Elsie. It probably won't. It's all right, Jack. I've had practice in
handling parents.

Jack. I've seen a bit of it, too. You shan't treat mother that way. If
we're to marry, Elsie--

Elsie. _If_ we're to marry!

Jack. My mother's first with me. I take my orders from her and you'll
just have to do the same.

(_Enter Mrs. Metherell. She has an apron on which she wipes her hands
and then takes it off, hanging up behind door._)

Mrs. Metherell. So you've broken your arm, I hear.

Jack (_his attitude is that of a weak-willed child. He almost cowers
before her_). Yes, mother.

Mrs. Metherell. Wasn't there work enough with a flitting without
fetching and carrying for you? Who's going to break the coals now?

Elsie. Mrs. Metherell!

Jack. It's all right, Elsie. It's just her way.

Mrs. Metherell (_turning on Elsie_). And you've been turning my house
upside down upstairs. A lot of need you have to talk, my girl. You've
been in here ten minutes with a famished man and not so much as lifted a
hand to put out his food. I told you where it was.

Elsie. I'm sorry. (_Going in terrified alacrity to cupboard, and finding
plate of cold steak pie, which she puts on table._)

Mrs. Metherell (_with rough kindness_). Sit you down, Jack. (_Lifts
teapot to table and pours._)

Elsie. Oh, that tea's been made so long.

Jack. I like it black.

Elsie. I'm sure Jack ought to have----

Mrs. Metherell. Jack _'_ull have what I provide for him, and be thankful
he's got it.

(_Elsie fusses over Jack's plate, cutting up small._)

Elsie (_to Jack_). You'll be having late dinners in a month.

(_Mrs. Metherell is returning teapot to hob._)

Jack. She'll never let us.

Mrs. Metherell (_returning_). I'll do that.

(_Elsie moves away._)

If he's to be spoon-fed, I'll feed him.

Elsie (_timidly_). I was doing it to help you, Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. You were doing it to show how fond you are. What's this
I hear about you, Jack?

Jack (_his mouth full_). Well, she's told you.

Mrs. Metherell. Hadn't you a tongue in your own mouth?

Jack. I'd have told you to-night.

Mrs. Metherell. Going courting behind my back.

Jack. You will have your grumble, mother.

Mrs. Metiierell. I'd do more than grumble if you hadn't gone and hurt
yourself. You might have done it on purpose just to get on the soft side
of me.

Elsie. Is this your soft side, Mrs. Metiierell?

Mrs. Metiierell. Yes. Company manners. I'm keeping what I have to say to
Jack till you've gone.

Elsie. Jack's ill. You're not to bully him.

Mrs. Metherell. Is he your son or mine? Because if he's mine I'll not
ask your leave to say what I like to him. I'm mistress here.

Else. Yes, but, Mrs. Metherell----

Mrs. Metiierell. That'll do from you. I've had enough of your back
answers. You talk too much.

(_Knock at door. Mrs. Metherell, eyeing Elsie as she goes, opens door.
Austin is outside._)

Austin. Mrs. Metherell?

Mrs. Metherell. Yes.

Elsie (_coming forward on hearing the voice_). Father! Austin. You here,
Elsie! (_Entering--to Mrs. Metherell._) Thank you.

(_Mrs. Metherell closes door grimly._)

Well, Metherell, I've come to see how you are.

Jack (_rising_). I wasn't carried off the field, but it isn't you I have
to thank for it.

Austin (_sincerely_). No. It's your own magnificent skill. I never saw
such play.

Mrs. Metiierell (_coming between them_). You'll excuse me, but I don't
allow that kind of talk in here.

Austin (_surprised_). But I was praising your son, Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. He's buttered up too much outside. In here he get's his
makeweight of the other thing.

Jack. There's no more praise for me in this town, mother. I'm not
popular. They've lost a lot of money on this match.

Mrs. Metherell. Was that your fault?

Jack. I played for Birchester. The bets were made on Blackton before
they knew I was transferred.

Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). They're blaming _you_ for that?

Austin. Fair weather sportsmen!

Jack. There's no denying I won the match for Birchester.

Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). Whose fault was it you played for
Birchester? Yours? No. There stands the man you have to thank for that.

Austin (_taken aback_). Really, Mrs. Metherell, I was hardly
prepared----

Mrs. Metherell (_accusingly_). You've made my Jack unpopular. That's
what you've done. (_Looking at Jack proudly, while he expresses blank
astonishment._) There never was a favourite like Jack. Not a man in the
whole of Blackton but looked up to Jack, nor a woman but envied me my
son.

Jack. But, mother, I didn't know you cared. You've always----

Mrs. Metherell. You didn't know I cared! Because I haven't gone and
shouted with the others round the field, because I haven't dinned it in
your ears and did my level best to stop them spoiling you, do you think
I took no pride in knowing you're the idol of the town? I'll show you if
I care. Out of that door, Mr. Whitworth. Out of that door, I say. You've
brought trouble on this house.

Austin. Really, this is very embarrassing.

Mrs. Metherell. I'll embarrass you. You've made my Jack unpopular. What
do you want here? Your daughter? Take her and go.

Austin. What I wanted was a little private conversation with your son,
Mrs Metherell.

Mrs. Metiierell. You've finished with my son. You're not his master now.

Austin. No. But as a friend, I hoped----

Mrs. Metherell. And you're not his friend.

Austin. I can't make things clear if you won't let me, Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. They're clear enough.

Austin (_desperately_). Metherell, will you do me the favour of stepping
outside with me for three minutes' business conversation?

Mrs. Metherell (_scoffing_). Business!

Elsie. You have no business now with Jack that doesn't include me. If
Jack goes, I go.

Austin. This includes you.

Mrs. Metherell. Jack doesn't go. Jack stays where he is.

Austin (_trying to be dignified_). Do you know who I am?

Mrs. Metherell. You're the man who's flitting me to Birchester. Turning
me out of my house, me that's lived in Blackton all my life, to go to
a strange town and buy in strange shops where'll they rob me, and live
beside strangers instead of here where everybody knew me for the mother
of Jack Metherell.

Elsie. But from what Jack says, Mrs. Metherell, Black-ton won't be very
pleasant for you now.

Mrs. Metherell (_hotly_). Who's made it so?

Austin. Mrs. Metherell, can't we be friends? I've always been on
friendly terms in Club affairs with Jack, until to-day.

Mrs. Metherell. A lot can happen in a day.

Austin. Yes. To-day the club has died.

Elsie. Died!

Austin. Yes. You know something of what the club has meant to me. I made
it, built it, fostered it, and now it's dead. There's been a meeting
since the match. The other directors had pence in where I had pounds.
They won't put another farthing down to save the club, and I can't. I'm
ruined. But that isn't what I'm here for now. I've lost to-day a greater
thing than money.

Elsie. Ruined! Father, what do you mean?

Mrs. Metherell. You needn't fret. Ruined is a way of talking. He'll have
a nest-egg left to pay your servants and your milliner's bills.

Austin. No. It means literally ruined. Metherell has cause to know my
case was pretty desperate.

Jack. I didn't know how bad.

Austin. Could you have acted any differently if you had?

Jack. You know I couldn't.

Austin (_sincerely_). No. You've showed up well to-day, and I've showed
badly.

Jack (_sympathetically_). You were in a hole.

Austin. A man can never tell beforehand what he'll do in a tight corner,
but he can be ashamed afterwards if he's done the wrong thing. And
I'm--I'm trying now to snatch some rags of self-respect. Won't you help
me, Mrs. Metherell?

Mrs. Metherell (_graciously_). Well, maybe a drowning man can't be
particular what straw he clutches at. What can I do?

Austin. Jack was the straw I clutched. I tempted him, and, to his honour
and my own dishonour, he withstood me. But I owe him reparation, and I
want to pay. If I can see these two young people happy, I shan't feel
utterly debased. I shall have rescued from the wreck enough to give me
back my soul.

Mrs. Metherell (_hardening again_). That's a grand high way to talk
about a bit of conscience-money.

Austin (_humbly_). Yes, call it conscience-money if you like, although
I have no money now, and money won't buy me back my peace of mind. I'm
going to do the one thing in my power to right the wrong I did to Jack
this afternoon. I'm going to put this marriage through.

Mrs. Metherell (_ironically_). Oh? What marriage may that be?

Austin. Don't you know?

Elsie. Of course she knows.

Austin. Then that's all right, and a load's gone off my mind.

Elsie. One moment, father.

Austin. Yes. What is it?

Elsie. I'm not so confident about it as I was.

Austin. As you were when? It's not an hour since you defied the world to
stand between you and Jack.

Elsie. It's not the world that stands between. It's Mrs. Metherell.

Jack. Elsie! (_Going towards her, then standing bewildered._)

Austin. Mrs. Metherell! (_Turning to her genially_). Oh, come, we
parents have to make this sacrifice to see our children happy.

Mrs. Metherell. I care as much about Jack's happiness as you.

Austin. Then we're unanimous. That's settled then.

Elsie, (_quietly_). Not quite.

Austin. Why not. (_Looking at Jack._) You told me my consent was all you
wanted.

Mrs. Metherell (_eyeing Jack_). Did you?

Jack. No. I said I'd want yours too.

Austin. Of course. Well, you've got my consent now, freely, gladly
given.

Jack. Yes, I wanted that.

Austin. Isn't that everything?

Elsie. No. I've been thinking.

Austin. I thought you knew your own mind, Elsie.

Elsie. I didn't know Mrs. Metherell. Perhaps I didn't know Jack.

Austin (_still with confidence_). There's been some lovers' tiff between
you. Come, Elsie, I divided you this afternoon. Let me unite you now.
What is the difficulty? I'm sure it's just a temporary trifle.

Elsie. Whether it's temporary depends on how long Mrs. Metherell
proposes to live.

Mrs. Metherell (_enjoying herself_). I'm hearty, thank you. Mine's a
long-lived family.

Austin (_brushing the difficulty aside_). Mrs. Metherell won't stand in
your way, Elsie.

Mrs. Metherell. Speak for yourself.

Austin. Oh, now I see. You're feeling as I did. It took me by surprise.
But I'm converted now, and you'll find you'll soon grow used to the
idea. Once you and I were young ourselves, and----

Elsie. Father, it's no use talking to Mrs. Metherell as if she was a
reasonable being. It rests with Jack to choose.

Jack. To choose?

Elsie. Yes. Me or your mother. Which is it to be?

Jack. I--I don't know. (_Glancing shiftily at Mrs. Metherell._)

Mrs. Metherell (_menacingly_). You'd better know, and sharp.

Jack. She's my mother, Elsie.

Elsie. Yes. Who comes first? Your mother or the woman you--the woman I
used to think you loved.

Jack (_hurt_). Elsie, you know I love you.

Elsie. Do I? Is it love? Love hasn't widened your horizon. Love should
break through, but you can't see beyond your mother for all your love.

Austin (_peace-making_). Elsie, you mustn't ask a man to make a choice
like that. These relationships don't clash. They sort themselves out.

Elsie. That's all you know about it. If you'd been here earlier, you'd
have seen the clash all right.

Austin. I didn't see it, but I know you're very capable of looking after
yourself.

Elsie. Oh, I can manage you. And I can manage Jack. You're men, but----

Mrs. Metherell. You can't manage me.

Elsie (_agreeing_). I've met my match.

Austin (_earnestly_). Elsie, I've set my heart on seeing you happy. My
future's black. I see no future for myself at all, but I hoped that this
one satisfaction would be granted me. You wanted Jack.

Elsie. Yes, but----

Austin. Do you still want him?

Elsie. He's got a mother.

Austin. Never mind her. Do you want him?

Elsie. Yes. By himself.

Austin. Very well. Metherell, do you want her?

Jack. My mother doesn't want me to want her.

Austin. No. But do you?

Jack. It's like this----

Elsie. It's no good, father. If wishing could kill Mrs. Metherell, she'd
be dead at my feet.

Jack. Elsie!

Mrs. Metherell. Plain speaking breaks no bones. I can give as good as I
get.

Austin. May I speak plainly, then? Frankly, don't you think your
attitude is selfish. We've all to see our children go from us, or the
world would never get on. Let me appeal to you--and I think you will
acknowledge that a man of my position is not accustomed to appeal to
a woman of--well, you'll admit the difference between us, and the fact
that I make very earnestly this petition should----

Mrs. Metherell. Yes. I'll admit the difference between us. You're
ruined. I'm not.

Austin (_taken aback_). Ruined!

Mrs. Metherell. Didn't you say so?

Austin (_bitterly_). Yes. I'm ruined.

Mrs. Metherell. You've a family. It's a good lift to a ruined man with
a family to get a daughter off his hands. That's why you've come to push
her on to us. We mayn't be swells, but we can keep her, and that's more
than you can do, so----

Austin (_to Jack_). Metherell, you don't believe that, do you?

Jack (_avoiding Mrs. Metherell's eye_). No. I think you're sorry you
forgot yourself this morning.

Austin. I've done my best to make amends.

Jack. Yes.

Austin. Is it----?

Elsie. Yes, father. It's impossible.

Jack. Elsie!

Elsie (_to Jack_). Isn't it impossible?

Jack (_after a pause while he looks from Elsie to Mrs. Metherell,
finally meeting Mrs. Metherell's eye and bending his head._) Yes.

(_Edmund knocks and enters without waiting._)

Edmund. May I come in?

Austin. You here, Edmund!

Edmund. I came back for Elsie. I've been looking for you everywhere.

Mrs. Metherell. Well, now you've found him, you'd better take him away.
I'll be charging some of you rent for the use of my room.

Edmund. But what's happened?

Elsie. Oh, you've won.

Edmund. I've won?

Elsie. Yes. The old guard. You and Mrs. Metherell.

Mrs. Metherell. Yes. You saw it wouldn't do. You're the only Whitworth
in your senses.

Edmund. Thank you, Mrs. Metherell.

Austin (_cornering Edmund, anxiously_). You know we lost the match.

Edmund. Yes. What are you going to do?

Austin. I've not had time to think about myself. This affair came first.

Edmund. Well, this is where I come in.

Austin (_with a touch of an elder brother's contempt_). What can you do?
The club's wound up.

Edmund. If I like, I can do a good deal. I'm a bachelor with a good city
practice, and no expensive hobbies, Austin.

Austin (_bitterly_). I never thought it would come to this. My young
brother.

Edmund. Not so young. Oh, if it stings a bit, perhaps it ought to. You'd
the old man's house and the lion's share of his money, and I've got
to pull you out of the hole you dug yourself. There's only one person
who'll like it less than you, and that's my energetic nephew.

Austin. Leo!

Edmund. I'll present Master Leo with his articles. The law's a splendid
cure for lungs and laziness.

Jack (_approaching Edmund_). Mr. Whitworth, there's no ill feeling, is
there?

Edmund. Not a bit.

Jack. And Mr. Austin fancies he owes me something.

Edmund. Oh?

Austin. I have that bribery business badly on my mind.

Edmund. What do you want, Metherell?

Jack. I'm a man with ambitions, sir, and I heard what you said about Mr.
Leo. Would you give me my articles?

Edmund. My friend, you're an excellent footballer, but you'd make a
shocking lawyer with that delicate conscience of yours.

Mrs. Metherell. You'll go on living honestly, Jack.

Jack (_submissively_). Yes, mother.

Mrs. Metherell. And when you marry I'll choose you a decent hard-working
girl who'll look after you properly, and not a butter-fingered lass
who'll break your crockery and want waiting on hand and foot and----

Edmund. Mrs. Metherell!

Mrs. Metherell. Oh, I forgot you were there. I was just talking
privately to my son, same as you've been doing amongst yourselves.

Edmund. We've earned that. I beg your pardon, Mrs. Metherell.

Elsie. Good-bye, Jack.

Jack (_taking her hand_). Good-bye, Miss Whitworth.

(_Elsie turns her face away. Edmund opens door._)

Austin (_shaking his hand_). Metherell, I'm sorry.

Jack. You did your best to make it right.

(_Exit Austin._)

Edmund (_at door_). Elsie.

Elsie (_going to him_). Yes, uncle?

Edmund (_going out with his arm round her_). London! (_Elsie smiles
gladly at him as they go out. Mrs. Metherell places teapot on table.
Jack sits and resumes his tea._)


CURTAIN.


Note.--_The "transfer" of a football player from one team to another
cannot now be made with the rapidity shown in this play. At the time
when "The Game" was written, such a transfer was possible. A year or
two earlier, indeed transfers were made at least as quickly as in the
play--and one is allowed a certain licence of compression in a play. The
instance in point is recorded in the "World's Work" for September, 1912,
In an article entitled, "Is Football a Business?"_

_Mr. J. J. Bentley, ex-president and life member of the Football League,
tells how he effected the transfer of a player named Charles Roberts
from Grimsby to Manchester United on a Friday night, the player being at
Grimsby, and Mr. Bentley in London. The matter was settled by telephone
at midnight, and in sixteen hours after signing Roberts appeared in the
Manchester United Colours._

*****



THE NORTHERNERS

A DRAMA OF THE EIGHTEEN-TWENTIES


CHARACTERS.


_Factory Owners_. Ephraim Barlow; John Heppenstall

Guy Barlow, _Ephraim's son_.

Captain Las celles.

Matthew Butterworth

_Weavers_. Martin Kelsall; Joseph Healey; Henri Callard

Mary Butterworth, _Matthew's wife._

Ruth Butterworth, _his daughter._



_The Scene is laid in Lancashire in 1820_.



Act I. _Evening in Matt Butterworth's Cottage_.

Act II.--_An evening six months later in Ephraim Barlow's house._

Act III.--_The next night. A quarry on the moors_.

Act IV.--_Later the same night in Ephraim Barlow's house._



ACT I.

_Interior of Matthew Butterworth's cottage. The room has three doors,
one leading directly outside, one to the lean-to shed which holds the
hand-loom, the third to the stairs. The cottage is that of a prosperous
artisan of 1820, and the general standard of comfort little higher than
that of a modern slum. The room is in darkness and through the door is
heard the monotonous clickety-clackety of a handloom. A brisk knock
is heard at the front door, and as Mary Butterworth opens the door l.,
carrying a dip candle in an iron candlestick, the sound of the loom
increases. She crosses, leaving candle on table and opens the front
door. Outside are Joseph Healey, Martin Kelsall and Henri Callard._

_Mary is fifty, dressed in a dark dress of linsey woolsey, with
neckerchief of indigo blue printed cotton over her shoulders and a full
apron of blue-and-white check round her waist. The men who enter are all
obviously poorer. Joe Healey, the oldest of them, for instance, hopes in
vain by buttoning high his waistcoat to hide the absence of a shirt. All
wear clogs, breeches and coats more or less ragged and patched. Martin
is twenty-four, thin to emaciation, but handsome and fervent. Henri
carries himself well, wears his rags gallantly and his clothes are
lighter coloured._

*****

Joe (_as Mary opens door_). Is Matthew in, Mrs. Butterworth?

Mary (_without standing from door_). Yes. You'll hear his loom if you
hearken.

Joe. It's a sound that isn't often heard outside the factory nowadays.

Mary. It's one that isn't often hushed in here. Matthew's busy.

Henri (_half entering. Mary gives back_). Too busy to see us, Madame
Butterworth?

Joe (_entering and speaking importantly_). Tell him the 'Friends of the
People are here to see him on the people's business.

(_Henri and Martin enter, Martin closing the door._)

Mary (_raising the candle to their faces_). I know you. I know you all.
You, Joe Healey and young Martin Kendall, and you--you're the Frenchman.

Henri (_bowing_). I am the Frenchman, madame.

Mary (_replacing the candle, disgustedly_). Radicals, the three of you.

Joe (_reprovingly_). We are Friends of the People.

Mary. Yes. Friends of yourselves.

Joe. Yes, of ourselves and of you and of Matthew there. We are the
people.

Mary (_militantly_). You're Radicals. And my Matthew's not a redcap like
that Frenchie there that's fled his country to come disturbing quiet
English folk with his nonsense.

Henri. I left my country when the Bourbons entered it again.
(_Rhetorically._) The blood I'd shed for freedom----

Joe (_interrupting_). We'll talk to Matthew about all that.

Mary (_standing, barring the door_). You will not talk to Matthew. I'll
not have my man made a Radical, and run his head into a noose for the
sake of----

Martin (_quietly_). For the sake of freedom.

Mary. We're free enough.

Henri. You are free to starve. To be slaves of the cotton masters, who
treat you worse than any grand seigneur would have treated his peasants
under the Bourbons.

Mary (_dryly_). Well, Matthew's busy.

Joe. He's not too busy to attend to us. We want him out.

Mary. And you'll not get him.

Joe. I think we shall. (_Calling._) Matthew! Matthew Butterworth!

Mary. Yes, you may call. You'll burst your lungs before he'll hear in
there. He's working. You're idling. Don't try to interrupt a better man.

(_Henri makes as if to force her from door, Joe checks him._)

Joe. That's why we want him with us. Because we know him for the best
weaver in these parts. Because he's treated by the master different from
us and works at home instead of being driven into the factory. We want
the best man on the people's side and none of us but gives old Matthew
best. That's what we think of your husband, Mrs. Butterworth.

Mary. And it's what I think, so you needn't fancy that it's news to me.
He's better sense than to go wasting time on a pack of crazy Radicals.

(_The loom stops, the door is thrown open and Matthew speaks off_)

Matthew. Mary, fetch that candle back. I cannot see to weave properly
with only one.

Joe. Let your loom be, Matthew, and come here. We've need of you.

(_Matthew enters in his shirt sleeves, stout waistcoat and breeches. He
is a man of sixty, solidly built with square face and grey hair, bowed
with bending to his loom._) Matthew. What's the to-do about?

Mary (_holding his arm_). They've come to trap you, Matthew.

Matthew. Trap me? They'll be wide awake.

Mary. Don't listen to them, Matt. They're Radicals. Joe We're Reformers.
You know us, Matthew. Matthew. Aye, I know you. You, Martin! You become
a Radical?

Martin. Empty bellies make Radicals, Mr. Butterworth. Empty bellies and
the Corn Tax and bread at thirteenpence the quartern loaf.

Matthew. Empty bellies make fools then. I can hear you've picked up the
Radical cant. What do you want with me?

Joe. We've come to reason with you, Matthew.

Mary. Oh, if you're going to listen to them, I'll sit in yonder.

Matthew (_sharply_). Don't touch the loom, now.

(_Exit Mary._)

Well, what is it? I haven't time to spend on argument.

Henri. Then give us your advice, Mr. Butterworth, your help.

Matthew. I'm not a politician.

(_Martin sits wearily on settle._)

Joe. Maybe you're not. But you're a man. And you know how things are
with us. They're different with you.

Matthew. And why?

Henri. Because you're the favourite of Mr. Barlow.

Matthew. If you weren't an ignorant Frenchman you'd suffer for those
words. I'm not a favourite. It isn't me. It's my work. There's never
been a yard of faulty cloth made on my loom. It's good. It's the honest
work of a man that takes a pride in making it good, not like your rotten
machine-made muck that's turned out at the factory. That's why Mr.
Barlow sends me yarn to weave. He gets his special price for the cloth
I weave and he knows it pays to let me weave it. That's not making a
favourite of me. It's business.

Joe (_quietly_). It's making an exception of you, Matthew. You're
working all the hours God sends, but you're drawing good money every
week and you're living in comfort with your missus and your daughter
both at home. My girls are in the factory and the wages of the lot of us
don't keep the cold and hunger from our door.

Matthew. What else do you expect but distress when you've let them get
machines to do the work of men? It's Arkwright's spinning frames and
Watt's steam engines that take the bread from your mouths. It isn't
Barlow's, nor Heppenstall's, nor Whitworth's over the hill, nor
Mottershead's, nor any of the manufacturers. It's steel and iron that
have got you down, and more fools you for letting them.

Henri. You talk like one of us already.

Matthew. Aye? Only I'm not one of you.

Joe. Is it our fault? We can't all weave like you. We're not all master
craftsmen with looms of our own and no debts hanging round our necks.
The machines are there. We can't get beyond it.

Henri. We can break the machines.

Matthew (_sharply_). No violence. Violence never did anybody good.

Henri. We did no good in France until we took the Bastille.

Matthew. And did that do any good? You're here, in exile, because your
countrymen forgot the Bastille and welcomed Louis Bourbon back.

Joe (_soberly_). I'm against violence myself till all else fails. That
what we want of you, Matt. Help us to escape violence.

Matt. What help?

Joe. Will you go to London?

Matt. London?

Joe. Yes. (_Very earnestly._) They don't know there. They cannot know or
else they wouldn't let things go on and let poor weavers starve. Eight
shillings have I taken from the factory this week. Eight shillings and
the loaf at thirteenpence! We want to tell the Government we're starving
while the masters stink of brass. Wages must go higher or taxes lower.
They must do something.

Matthew. Why should I go? I'm not a factory hand.

Henri. That's why they'll listen to a word from you. We'll go too,
some of us, but there's little use in that because we're known to be
reformers. There are Government spies in every Democratic Club. You can
hardly trust your nearest friend. The spies are everywhere.

Matthew. How do you make out they don't know about us, then?

Joe. They can't. Even Parliament men aren't fiends from Hell.

Matthew. It's no good going to London. Think of the March of the
Blanketeers.

Joe. Think of it! Wasn't I one of them? One of the thousands who met on
Ardwick Green, and the hundreds that met the Yeomanry at Stockport, and
the tens that struggled through to Macclesfield?

Matthew (_scornfully_). Yes. You got as far as Macclesfield. Do you
think they'll let you get to London to tell them? Do you think
they _want_ to know? And if they do get there, and tell them, the
manufacturers will be there first telling them another tale, and whose
tale do you think they'll believe? Yours or theirs? Going to London's a
fool's errand. They _do_ know and they don't care. They're South, we're
North, and what the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve at. You
made your beds, when you let Arkwright set up his machinery, and you've
to lie on them.

Martin (_rising dejectedly_). God help the poor!

Henri (_turning fiercely on him_). God helps those that help themselves.
I'll hear you weavers sing the Marseillaise before I die.

Joe (_to Matthew_). You're against violence and you're against politics.
What _do_ you favour?

Matthew (_grimly_). I favour work and I favour my loom, and if you've
said your say I'll be getting back to it.

Joe. Aye, that's the old story. Work, and every man for himself and his
hand against his neighbour, while the masters join to keep us down.

Matthew. I've something else to do than falling out with my bread and
cheese. I'm not a politician, I'm a weaver, and I've not got time for
two jobs. I'm not a Republican neither. I throw the shuttle and I don't
throw stones.

Henri. Coward. It is because you do not dare.

Matthew (_contemptuously_). It's well for you you're French and it's
known you'd break if an Englishman touched you with his hand.

Joe. It's well for you you're prosperous with your loom at home and your
women at home and your daughter dressed like----

(_Enter Ruth Butterworth by the front door. She is twenty-one, dark,
passionate, tall, in a plain, narrow-skirted, short-sleeved gown of
woolsey, with a bright-coloured cotton handkerchief crossed over the
bust and tied at the back of the short waist, dress low at the neck,
straw bonnet and boots._)--like she is. (_Preparing to go._) I'm grieved
we've failed to move you, but you're better off than us, and it's the
skill of your hands you have to thank for it. Machinery has played the
very hangment with the rest of us. Good-night, Matt.

Matthew. Good-night, Joe Healey. (_They shake. Matthew looks
contemptuously at Henri._) Take your Republican with you. I've a word in
season to say to young Martin Kelsall.

(_Exeunt Joe and Henri. Ruth stands by settle._)

Now, my lad, you came here to see me a week ago.

Martin (_looking guiltily at Ruth, who shows surprise_). Yes, Mr.
Butterworth.

Matthew. You said nowt about being a Radical then. Martin. I came on
other business.

Matthew. And you said nowt about starving bellies. If you can't make
brass enough to fill one belly, you'll be hard put to it to fill two.

Ruth. That's all over, father.

Matthew. Is it? Did he speak to you?

Ruth. Yes. I told him "no."

Martin (_to Ruth_). Have I no chance?

Matthew. A chance of what? Of taking Ruth from here, where she's all a
woman wants, and making her starve alongside of you and expecting her to
go into the factory to help you to make a livelihood. My daughter's not
for your sort, my lad.

Ruth. I told him that.

Martin. Yes, you told me, but I haven't finished hoping yet.

Matthew. If you're hoping for a wife to work for you, you've come to the
wrong shop this time.

Martin. You're a proud man, Mr. Butterworth, and, Ruth, you're proud and
all. I'm just a weaver lad that loves you and _'_ud work till I drop for
you. And maybe you'll find out your mistake some day. Proud you may be
and proud you are, but if you're not above taking a warning from me,
you'll be careful where you walk o' nights. There's company that's
dangerous for you.

Matthew (_suspiciously_). What's that?

Ruth (_quickly_). Who cares what a man says when he's sent about his
business?

Matthew. You're right there, lass. It's not for me to take notice of his
words.

Martin. Then take notice of this, Ruth. I love you. I always shall. No
matter what happens, I always shall. And I'm a patient man. I'm used to
waiting.

Ruth. You'll be more used to it if you're going to wait for me.

Martin (_doggedly_). I'm going to wait.

Matthew (_opening the door, grimly_). Good-night to you. (_Slight pause,
then Martin moves to door._)

Martin (_going_). Good-night.

(_Exit Martin._)

Matthew. I'll be getting back to my loom. I've wasted too much time
to-night.

(_Exit Matthew. The sound of the loom is heard, and, immediately she
hears it, Ruth opens the front door and calls._)

Ruth. Martin! Martin, come back a minute.

(_After a moment Martin reciters._)

Martin. You want me?

Ruth. I want to speak to you before you go.

Martin (_advancing_). Ruth!

Ruth. No. Don't mistake me. I haven't changed my mind, but I want you to
understand. Just now, you tried to warn me.

Martin. Yes? I warn you again. It isn't safe.

Ruth. You mean Guy Barlow?

Martin. Yes, you know I mean Guy Barlow.

Ruth. That's what I wanted to be certain of. I wanted you to know that
what I do is done with open eyes.

Martin. You're playing with fire.

Ruth. It won't be me that's burnt. I've got my purpose clear and strong
before me, Martin. It's you put this thing in my mind and I'm going
through with it for your sake.

Martin. For my sake! A lot you care for me.

Ruth. That's neither here nor there.

Martin. No more than a month ago I'd have broken the jaw of any man that
said you weren't my wench. We hadn't spoke it out to each other, but
I thought it was that sure it didn't need the speaking. And then you
changed and I found out what changed you. So I thought I'd save you if I
could. I asked you, and you said "No." I asked your father and I got
my answer to-night. And now, you'll go your way, the woman I love. God
knows what's changed you, but----

Ruth. Nothing has changed me, Martin.

Martin. Then marry me.

Ruth. No.

Martin. You don't love me.

Ruth. I haven't said I did.

Martin. Yes, you have. Not in words, I grant you, but if looks mean
anything you've told it me a hundred times. Do you think he'll marry
you? He won't. Marriage is not what Guy Barlow wants. I could tell you
tales----

Ruth. You needn't. I'll make him marry me.

Martin. He didn't marry the others.

Ruth. Had they my beauty?

Martin. Beauty! Yes, you're beautiful. By God, you are.

Ruth. I've the gift of beauty, Martin, and I'm going to use it.

Martin. Because he's rich, and I'm poor.

Ruth. No, because he's powerful over others and I want power over him.
When you and I have gone our walks and been together on the moors, did
we talk of nothing but the stars? You told me dreams, dreams of all the
things you'd do if some great god gave you the power. It's I shall have
that power, Martin, and use it in the way you taught me. Your thoughts,
your dreams--and my pretty face gives me the chance to take your dreams
and make them live. That's what I'm going to do.

Martin. It's nothing but another dream.

Ruth. It's real this time, Martin.

Martin. But we did talk of the stars sometimes, and of ourselves and----

Ruth. That was the dream. That was happiness.

Martin. Why shouldn't we be happy? It's a crime to throw yourself away
on him for the sake of us.

Ruth. No, it's a crusade. I hope We shall be happy, but not together,
Martin. I shan't do it all in a day, even after he has married me, but
I shall manage him in time, and all this misery shall cease. You do
believe I shall, don't you, Martin? You do approve?

Martin (_after a pause_). God give you strength.

Ruth. I think He will. You understand now, Martin?

Martin. I understand. (_Slight pause._) Ruth, are you sure?

Ruth (_calmly_). I'm going through with it. Good-night, Martin.

Martin (_approaching her, then backing as she gives no encouragement_).
Good-night, Ruth.

(_Exit Martin. Ruth closes the door, then takes off her hat as Mary
enters._)

Mary (_sourly_). So you've come in. And where have you been?

Ruth. Out.

Mary. You've a fancy for going out o' nights.

Ruth. I suppose I'm old enough to please myself when I go out.

Mary. I suppose you think you are. Times are changed since I was young.
I'd have got the rolling-pin at my head if I'd answered your grandmother
back the way you answer me. I'd never any time for going out at nights.
Too busy spinning. (_She busies herself getting out crockery, etc.,
putting it on table without cloth._)

Ruth. Machines spin now.

Mary. And women and children watch the machines. But of course I mustn't
say owt of that. Send you to the factory and I'd know where to put my
hand on you. But no. What's good enough for others isn't good enough for
you.

Ruth. They're fitted for the factory.

Mary. And what are you fitted for? Nowt, but to fancy yourself a fine
lady. I know if I was your father, I'd have you working for the bread
you eat and the clothes you wear, like every other girl about. But he's
got his way and made an idler of you.

Ruth. Perhaps he's right.

Mary. It's not my way of bringing up a girl.

Ruth. Never mind, mother. I'll be surprising you one of these days.

Mary. Yes. You're always in the right. You're like your father. Got
stiff neck with pride.

Ruth. Maybe, I've cause for pride.

Mary. And maybe you haven't, and all, and if you have I've never seen
cause for it.

Ruth. You shall do very soon.

Mary. You're hiding something.

Ruth. It won't be hidden long.

Mary. What is it now? Out with it, lass.

Ruth. Not yet, mother. I'll tell you when there's anything to tell.

(_A knock is heard. Mary opens door after momentary surprise. Outside
are Ephraim and Guy Barlow. Ephraim is a man of about sixty, well
covered with flesh, clean-shaven, grey, square in the face, but not too
strong of feature, wearing a short-bodied, long-tailed bottle-green
coat, breeches to match, waistcoat, ruffled shirt frill, low-crowned
black beaver hat with narrow curly rim, and thick draft top-coat, long
in the skirt and with a huge collar Guy is twenty-eight, with fair hair
and a stronger face than his father. He is clean-shaven and his clothes
more fashionable and of finer material than the stout durable cloth
Ephraim prefers. He has trousers instead of knee breeches._)

Ephraim. Is this Matt Butterworth's?

Mary. Surely, Mr. Barlow. Will you step inside? (_Holding door open._)

Ephraim (_entering_). It's what I came to do.

(_Guy follows. Mary closes door._)

That'll be Matt at his loom?

Mary. Yes. I'll bring him to you. (_Crosses, opens door._) Matt, here's
the master.

Matthew (_entering, putting on his coat_). The master! Ephraim. Good
evening, Matt.

Matthew. You'll sit down, won't you?

Ephraim. Thanks.

Matthew. And you too, Mr. Guy.

Guy. Thank you.

Matt. Well, I'm glad to see you here, and if so be as bread and cheese
and ale are not beneath you, there's enough for all.

Ephraim (_half heartedly_). Well, thankee, Matt Butterworth----

Guy (_interrupting_). No. It's business brings us here, not eating. (_To
Matthew._) My father has something to say to you.

(_At a glance from Matthew, Mary and Ruth go out._)

Ephraim. Yes, I thought I'd come and tell you here instead of sending
for you up to factory.

Matthew (_grimly_). It's as well you did come. You'd not have got me
there by sending. I've never entered factory gate and never will.

Ephraim (_good-naturedly_). You're a pig-headed old stick in-the-mud,
Matt. You won't move with the times.

Matthew. Not when the times move to factories.

Ephraim. Well, well, you're an obstinate fellow. What's wrong with
factories?

Matthew. What isn't wrong? They're bits of hell spewed up on earth.

Guy. You'd better keep a civil tongue in your head.

Matthew. I'm talking to your father, Mr. Guy, and we've known each other
long enough to speak what's in our minds. You're a young man and the
young get used to changes quickly. You find machines a natural state
of things. I'll tell you how things were before the factories came and
progress got a hold over everything. I'd open yon door in a morning
and I'd see children playing in the fields. Where are the children now?
Driven into your factory at five in the morning pretty nigh as soon as
they can walk and thrashed with a cane to keep the poor little devils
awake when all the nature in them's crying out for sleep. I'd go into
a neighbour's cottage and I'd see a loom with a warp on it and a weaver
taking pride in his work. You've taken the work away from men and given
it to machines. And the worst is the machines don't care. You send out
miles of cloth for every inch we used to weave, and every yard you send
as full of faults as an egg of meat. It's that you've done with your
factories, young sir. You've broken the weaver's spirit and you've
killed the joy he used to take in honest craftsmanship. It's quality
that used to count and a man _'_ud think shame to himself to produce a
cloth that's full of weaving faults. There are no weavers now. They're
servants of a steam engine.

Guy. I'm sorry it upsets you, Mr. Butterworth, but facts are too much
for you. Hand looms are played out.

Matthew (_intensely convinced_). Never, while good workmanship endures.
If they want the best, they'll come to the handloom weaver for it.

Guy. Yes, but you see they don't want the best.

Matthew. They want designs that a man conceives in joy and executes with
pride. They want a cloth that shows he's taken pride in making it, and
knows it's his design and not a copy of another's.

Guy. We can sell a hundred pieces of the same design with as little
trouble as your one.

Matthew. And which _'_ull wear longest?

Guy. We don't want cloth to wear, we want it to sell.

Matthew (_dismissing him, sadly_). Mr. Guy, it's a hard thing to say
of your father's son, but I've a fear you're a godless youth. (_To
Ephraim._) What was it you wanted of me, Mr. Barlow?

Ephraim (_awkwardly_). You've made it rather hard to tell you that. I
didn't know you thought so badly of the factories. (_Turning._) Guy, I
think, perhaps----

Guy (_curtly_). No. If you won't speak out, I will.

(_Slight pause. Then Ephraim gives Guy leave by a glance._) We want you
to come into the factory, Butterworth.

Matthew (_startled_). I? In factory?

Guy. Yes.

Matthew. But----

Guy. You're the last man on our pay-sheets working out. We must have
uniformity. We want you in.

Matthew. You want me, Mr. Guy. I can see who _'_tis I have to thank for
this. It's you that have brought the old master here to stand by while
you say these things to me.

Guy. Well, as it happened, you're so far wrong that I'd no intention of
coming in at all, only I was going home from a walk (_glancing away, as
if after Ruth_), and met him on his way here.

Matthew (_to Ephraim_). Mr. Barlow, it isn't _your_ wish that I----

Ephraim. Well, Matt, we've had complaints. (_Querulously._) Weavers
nowadays are a grumbling, discontented lot, and----

Matthew. Aye. Power-loom weavers are, and have cause to be. Before you
started factories folk could save. It was a saying here that every man
in the valley owned his own house and the one next door to it.

Epiiraim. They complain I make a favourite of you, and, as Guy says, we
must have uniformity. It's just a point of discipline.

Matthew. Yes, I know what discipline means. Discipline means ringing
them into your factory at five in the morning and out at seven in the
evening, and uniformity means fifty looms in rows all tied to a steam
engine and every loom weaving the same pattern.

Guy. Look here, Butterworth, you were working when we came in. Working
at nine o'clock at night.

Matthew. Do I complain of that? Not me. I can please myself what hours
I work. It's nowt to me what time the engine stops. My engine's here.
(_Indicating his arms._)

Guy. Yes, and because it is, you never let it rest. Come into the
factory and you've finished at seven.

Matthew. I'm _sent_ away at seven. I'm under orders. I'm my own master
here, Mr. Guy, and have been all my life. If I want to work, I work, and
if I want to play, I play, and there's nobody to stop me, whether it's
tramping over the moors getting my mind choke full of the new designs
that come to me when I'm walking through the green, resting my eyes, or
whether it's a cock-fight and a bellyful of ale--and you've no need
to look shocked neither, Mr. Barlow, for I've seen time afore you got
meddling with machines when you went cock-fighting yourself, and you
weren't too big in those days to drink with me, too. And now you're
telling me to come and weave in factory.

Ephraim. Oh, nay, Matt, I'm not.

Matthew. Well, I don't know. You've stood there and heard him tell me
I'm to come in.

Ephraim. But not as weaver, Matt.

Matthew. What then?

Ephraim. As overlooker, and not a man in Lancashire that's better fitted
for it.

Matthew (_soberly weighing it_). Aye. That's no more than truth.

Ephraim. I'm not flattering. I'm a business man, and I'm choosing the
best man for the job.

Matthew. And I'm refusing it, for I'm a business man and I've got a
better job. I've an old loom in yonder and as long as she hangs together
I'll go on weaving cloth as cloth should be woven, by the skilful hand
of a man to designs of his own contriving. To hell with uniformity.
There's beauty in a loom and nowt but beastly ugliness in a row of
looms.

Guy (_coldly_). Where do you get your yarn from, Butter-worth?

Matthew. Why, from you.

Guy. And you've been selling your cloth to us?

Matthew. Yes.

Guy. We can take no more.

Matthew (_staggered_). You can't take my cloth, my beautiful cloth?

Ephraim (_with sympathy_). It's true, Matt. Good cloth means a good
price and people won't pay it.

Matthew. It's your fault, then. That's what you've brought them to.
You've spoilt them with your factory rubbish.

Guy. They want cheap cloth. We provide it. Yours is dear. We can't sell
it.

Matthew. Then I'll sell my own. I'll find buyers.

Ephraim. It's no use, Matt. Take my word for it, there are no customers
to-day for cloth like yours. What between paying the country's bill for
licking Bonaparte and power looms for silk and linen there's no demand
for cotton cloth of your quality.

Guy. And you'll get no more yarn from us.

Matthew. You're not the only ones.

Guy. Nor from others. We're going to make an end of the whole breed of
hand-loom weavers.

Matthew. We'll not be ended easy.

Guy. We want you in the factories. The factories are hungering for the
right men.

Matthew. And men are hungry because of the factories. Don't tell me my
cloth won't sell. It's cloth that sells itself.

Ephraim. Don't you believe me, Matt?

Matthew. I don't believe you know what my cloth's like. Do you see it
yourself up yonder?

Ephraim. Well--no.

Matthew (_going to door_). Then come in here and I'll show you. You'll
not be telling me then there are no decent housewives left to buy a
cloth like mine. (_Exit._)

Guy (_to Ephraim, who is following_). Oh, what's the good of wasting
time on him?

Ephraim. Best humour him, Guy. Don't come. I'll get him round.

Guy. Psh! You're too soft with the old fool.

Ephraim. And you're too hard. Matt and I were friends before you were
born.

(_Exit Ephraim. Guy moves impatiently, then sits on table. Enter Ruth._)

Ruth (_surprised and not cordial_). I thought you'd gone. I heard no
voices.

Guy. I schemed to get them into there. Do you think I'd go without a
word with you? (_Approaching her._)

Ruth (_coldly, holding him at arm's length_). We've parted once
to-night. What do you want with me?

Guy. I want everything except to part again. You witch, what have you
done to me? I haven't a nerve but tingles for the touch of you. I'm all
burnt up. The night's a tossing fever, and the day's a cruel nightmare
till evening comes and brings me sight of you.

Ruth (_backing_). Don't touch me, please.

Guy. How long am I to hold myself in leash? It's more than flesh and
blood can stand. My God, I wonder if you know how beautiful you are.

Ruth. I have a mirror in my room.

Guy. I'm jealous of that mirror, Ruth. Jealous of a piece of glass
because it sees you every day.

Ruth. You've seen me every evening for a month.

Guy. And I'm no farther than when we began. You're hot and cold by turn.
You lead me on and thrust me off. You play with me. To-night you said
you wouldn't walk with me to-morrow.

Ruth. And time I did. I've walked with you too much. A change of company
is good.

Guy (_startled_). Company? What company?

Ruth (_dryly_). My mother's. You say you're where you were when we
begun. Perhaps you are. But I am not. It's no new thing for you to go
your walks with a weaver's lass. But it's new for me to be the lass. Do
you think there are no wagging tongues about?

Guy. It's news to me that you give heed to gossip. You're not going to
talk about your reputation, are you?

Ruth. No. I shan't _talk_ about it, Guy.

Guy (_scornfully_). I thought you made of finer stuff.

Ruth. Than those others you have walked with?

Guy (_sharply_). What's that to do with you?

Ruth. Nothing, but that I find it good to know about them.

Guy. This is strange talk for a woman.

Ruth (_dryly_). Folk always say I should have been a man.

Guy (_ardently_). Thank God, you're not. It's better to rule a man than
be one, Ruth.

Ruth. Do I rule you?

Guy. You've made a slave of me. I'm at your feet.

Ruth. You told the others that.

Guy. Had they your beauty?

Ruth. Then I've the greater cause to guard it.

Guy. You haven't talked like this outside.

Ruth. I'm inside now. This is my father's cottage.

Guy. You've been like this to-night. Perverse. As if you didn't know
what passion meant. As if you laughed at me for being on fire for you.
You've come half-way to meet me till to-night. You've answered love with
love. You've been a fine free glory of a woman that it was heaven to
be near and hell to be away from, that knew to be in love was to be
upraised above the talk of fools and what a pair of lovers do is right
because they do it for their love.

Ruth (_absently_). Yes. What lovers do is right even if it's to
renounce.

Guy. Renounce? What are you talking about?

Ruth. I was thinking of a pair of lovers that I know.

Guy (_roughly_). Then stop thinking of them. Think of us.

Ruth. I'm thinking of myself.

Guy. You're in a curious mood to-night.

Ruth. To-night I'm being prudent.

Guy (_scornfully_). Prudent! Love isn't prudent. Prudence was made for
cowards, not for lovers. Ruth, you're not a coward.

Ruth (_absently_). I think that what I'm doing now is the bravest thing
I ever did. (_At him._) What do you make of it all?

Guy (_trying to be light_). I think you're a mischievous tease, and----

Ruth. I'm quite in earnest. I was in earnest when I let you talk to me
of love and still in earnest when I told you I could walk with you no
more.

Guy. Ruth! You didn't mean it?

Ruth. I meant it all. Did you?

Guy (_surprised_). Did I?

Ruth. About your love.

Guy. Why should you doubt me, Ruth?

Ruth. I'll tell you. Because in all your talk of love, you have used
a lot of words, but there is one word that you haven't spoken yet, and
that I'd like to hear before I go my walks with you again.

Guy. What word?

Ruth. Marriage.

Guy (_staggered, then recovering_). Marriage! Well, isn't it early days
for that?

Ruth. With some men and some women it would be over early. When you're
the man and I the woman, it isn't early.

Guy. Marriage! There's a directness about you.

Ruth (_simply_). Yes, there is.

Guy. I'm taken by surprise, but----

Ruth (_quietly_). Are you?

Guy. I've been too busy simply loving you to think of marriage.
(_Quickly._) Yes, Ruth, of course we're going to be married. It would be
monstrous in me ever to have intended anything else. But--er--you know,
there's my father. We shall have to keep the marriage secret. Just the
clergyman and no witnesses to make quite sure of secrecy.

Ruth (_moving to door as if leaving him and opening it_). Good-bye, Mr.
Barlow.

Guy (_staring at her_). Ruth!

Ruth. Good-bye. Yes. Look at me well. It's your last look at close
quarters.

Guy (_by her_). No, by Heaven, it's not.

Ruth (_still holding the door open_). You've told me much about my
beauty. You hold my beauty cheap.

Guy. Your beauty is the richest, finest thing in all the world.

Ruth. A secret marriage!

Guy. What's changed you, Ruth? You've shown yourself to me a soft and
yielding woman. To-night, you're hard, suspicious.

Ruth (_closing door_). To-night, I mean to strike a bargain with you.

Guy. Lovers don't talk of bargains.

Ruth. There's always time to talk of love. To-night, we'll talk of
marriage, if you please.

Guy. You mean to be wilful.

Ruth. I mean that if you want me there's a price to pay, and a secret
marriage by a puppet priest with no witnesses is too low a price for me.

Guy (_blustering_). You thought that!

Ruth (_calmly_). Wasn't I right? How badly do you want me, Mr. Guy
Barlow? You see me, and you know the price.

Guy (_quite shocked_). You didn't talk this way outside. You've made it
all so ugly. You've taken all romance away.

Ruth. Romance is safe for men. It's dangerous for women. You tell me I
was soft and yielding. What if I'd been too soft, and yielded further
than I should? You'd still have life, and life would still be beautiful
for you and you'd be looking for another woman with a pretty face to
make love beautifully with you. But I'd be dead. I should have killed
myself and you'd forget me in a little while.

Guy (_genuinely moved_). Ruth, stop! I'm not a black-guard.

Ruth. I'm hoping not, if I'm to be your wife.

Guy. I never meant you harm. I simply didn't think.

Ruth. You thought fast enough of a secret marriage. You remembered to be
prudent, and prudence, as I think you said, is made for cowards, not for
lovers. Are you a coward, Mr. Guy?

Guy. I'm a lover, Ruth. Will you be my wife?

Ruth (_with slight shudder_). Yes.

Guy (_holding her_). I've got you now.

Ruth. Yes. For better or for worse, you've got me now.

Guy. For better than the best. I never knew till I met you what love
could do to a man. Ruth, you won't remember what you fancied that I
thought to-night? You won't have that against me? It really wasn't so.

Ruth. I have only room for one thought now. I remember that you're going
to marry me.

Guy (_lightly_). In a precious few days, you'll remember that I have
married you. I'm not cut out for waiting.

Ruth. I shall not keep you waiting.

(_Enter Ephraim and Matthew._)

Ephraim. Well, that's settled now, Matt.

Matthew (_like a beaten man_). Yes, it's settled. I'll be at factory
come five to-morrow morning.

Guy. That's good.

Matthew. Is it? I'll tell you this much, Mr. Barlow, it's a bad night's
work you've done.

Guy. If you're talking to me, it's the best night's work I've ever done.

Matthew (_morosely_). I was talking to your father.

Ephraim. Well, well, we must agree to differ.

Matthew. And it won't be the last of our differences, neither. It's my
punishment, this is. I've been a proud man and I'm humbled. Some weaver
lads come here this very night asking me to join in with them.

Ephraim. Join? In what?

Matthew. Ah, well, I'll leave you to guess in what. I sent them off with
a good big flea in their ear: told them a hand-loom weaver had nowt to
do with their sort. I've everything to do with their sort now. I'm one
of them, and if they have owt to say, or do against you and your ways,
I'll say and do it with them. You've made a Radical to-night.

Ephraim. Now, Matt, don't try to threaten me. We've met as friends too
often in the days gone by for that.

Matthew. Yes, before you started getting up in the world by climbing on
other men's shoulders.

Ephraim. And if you'll let me, we'll go on being friends.

Ruth. Of course you will. Now more than ever.

Matthew (_roughly_). You don't know what you're talking about, lass.

Ruth. Tell them, Guy.

Ephraim. Guy?

Guy. Mr. Butterworth, you and my father must be friends, because I'm
going to marry Ruth.

Matthew. What's that?

Ruth. Yes, father, it's true.

Matthew (_excitedly calling and opening door_). Here, Mary! Mary, where
are you?

(_Enter Mary._)

Here's our Ruth going to wed the young master. What do you say to that?

Mary (_judicially_). I say the young master's doing well for himself.

Ephraim (_sourly_). Nobody asks what I think.

Guy. That'll be all right, father.

Ephraim. Will it?

Guy. Oh, I'll tell you about it walking home. You've Mr. Butterworth's
hand to shake.

Ephraim (_dryly_). It just depends if he's still a Radical.

Matthew. Me? I'm a maze. I don't know what I am.

Ephraim (_genially smiling_). I'll chance it then. (_They shake._) Good
night, Matt. (_Genially._) Good night.

Guy. To-morrow, Ruth.

Ruth. Yes, Guy, to-morrow.

(_Exeunt Ephraim and Guy._)

Mary (_going to Ruth as if to kiss her_). Well, lass, you said you'd
surprise us. You have and all. Biggest surprise I ever had. Wedding the
young master. Something like a match now this is.

Ruth. Don't, mother. I'm so ashamed.

Mary. Ashamed? Where's the shame in getting wed? We all come to it.

Matthew. And you've come to it rare and well. And me thinking in yonder
while Mr. Barlow talked to me I'd have small cause now to send young
Kelsall off, for I'm a factory hand myself the same as he.

Ruth. Poor Martin Kelsall.

Matthew. Aye, poor he is and rich you're going to be. You've little need
to think of Kelsall now.

Ruth. No. I mustn't think of Martin now. I'm doing what I meant to do.
I've got Guy Barlow.

Mary. Ruth, there'll be a lot of sewing to be done.

Ruth. Why?

Mary. Why? The girl's a-dream. Against your wedding to be sure. What
else are you thinking of?

Ruth. It's not my wedding that I'm thinking of. It's afterwards. Well,
I've begun. I'm going to see it through.

(_Ruth stares straight out, as into the future. The others are looking
at her._)


CURTAIN.



ACT II

(_Six months later. Interior of Barlow's house at night. Doors on each
side of the roomy window, covered by drawn chintz curtains at the back.
Dark panelled walls. Polished oak floor with squares of carpet, dark
mahogany furniture, square table. Centre with four chairs, chairs by
fireplace and under window; right, basket-grate with high steel fender
and hand-irons. Bright fire._)

(_Ruth, her whole appearance suggesting physical wellbeings sits by fire
reading by the light of four candles on table. She is well dressed in
sober colours. A manservant opens door and Mary enters, dressed as Act
I, with a heavy cloak, mittens, etc., suggesting winter. The servant
goes, closing the door._)

Ruth (_rising_). Well, mother.

Mary (_kissing her_). You're warm in here.

Ruth. We need to be.

Mary. It's bitter cold to-night.

(_Ruth pulls chair from table and sits, putting Mary in her own chair.
Mary looks scornfully at the book placed on table._) Reading, were
you? Well, one way of idling's as bad as another and reading never did
anybody good that ever I heard of. That's what your father's always
doing with his spare time now. Tom Paine's _Rights of Man_ and _The
Age of Reason_. Stuffing his old head with all manner of new-fangled
politics.

Ruth. But this isn't politics, mother. It's poetry. (_Mary sniffs._)
_The Corsair_. Lord Byron's poem.

Mary. I've heard of him and nothing good neither.

Ruth. Nothing good! Why, mother, he----

Mary. A lot of things, I dare say. Well, I've gone for fifty years
without the power of reading and I reckon I'll go through without it to
the end. I've no time to be idle.

Ruth. I've no time to be anything else.

Mary. You've taken to being a lady like a duck to water. Lazybones is
the name I'd give you if you were still Ruth Butterworth, but I suppose
this vain life is right for Mrs. Guy Barlow.

Ruth (_rising_). It isn't right. Idleness is never right, and least
of all for me, because I know my idleness is paid for by the toil of
others. Something has changed me, mother. I can't think of the past.
I've forgotten what I was and what I used to think. I had ideals then,
when I was poor. I'd noble thoughts of my own. The only thoughts I have
to-day are thoughts of other's thinking. (_Picking Byron up._) You're
right, I'm lazy. Bone lazy, and I like it. I like fine clothes and soft
living and hands that aren't work-roughened.

Mary. Small blame to you for that. I'd do the same myself.

Ruth. I'm getting fat. I'm like a pig. I never want to go out. The house
is soft and warm and comfortable, and the sights I see outside are hard
and cold and comfortless.

Mary. You may well say that. Things go from bad to worse, With wages
down and food up it's near impossible to make ends meet. And that's for
us, with your father an overlooker. What it is for the weavers, I don't
know. There's empty hearths and empty bellies this winter time.

Ruth. I know. I know and I don't care. I used to care. Something's gone
dead inside me, killed by the comfort and the ease and the good living
and all the things I used to hate and despise until I had them for my
own.

Mary. Eh, don't you worry! When a lass has got a good husband same as
you have it's little room she has in her mind for thoughts of other
things.

Ruth. That's my punishment. Guy's good to me. (_Changing tone._) Mother,
I'll tell you something. I love my husband.

Mary (_puzzled_). Well, don't tell me that as if it was news to me. What
did you marry him for if you didn't love him?

Ruth. I married him to use him for an instrument. And I don't care now
for the things I cared for then. I only care for Guy, and what Guy does
is right because he does it.

Mary. Well, I never let your father come over me like that. But there's
many wives do think that road of their husbands, especially young wives.
I'm a bit surprised at you being one of them for all that, Ruth. You'd
always a will of your own.

Ruth. My will's asleep.

Mary. Don't let it waken up too sudden.

Ruth. No fear of that. I eat too much.

Mary. There's a-many eat too little, Ruth. There was one you used to
know came in to us the other night. He'd been short of food for weeks
and looked it too, poor lad.

Ruth. A friend of mine? What friend?

Mary (_reluctantly_). Martin Kelsall, if you want to know. There was
him and others. Friends of the People they call themselves, and your
father's joined them now. I never heard such talk in my life. Proper
wild it was. Drilling on the moors, and knocking out the engine boiler
plugs and breaking the machinery and I don't know what.

Ruth. And father, too?

Mary. As savage as the worst of them, the silly old man. Got to threats
before they'd done.

Ruth. Threats?

Mary. Against your Guy. It's him they're bitterest against.

Ruth (_indignantly_). What's Guy done?

Mary. You'd think there was nothing he hadn't done. You'd better tell
him to be careful about going out at night. They've guns amongst them.

Ruth. Guns!

Mary. Oh, don't be frightened, lass. They won't _do_ owt. Men like to
talk. I don't take any notice of them. If they said less I'd fear them
more.

Ruth. Has Martin Kelsall got a gun?

Mary (_contemptuously_). Him! It's bread he wants, not a gun. Gave me a
message for you, Martin did.

Ruth. A message?

Mary. "Tell her to remember me," he says.

Ruth. I understand. What must he think of me?

Mary. What right has he to think of you at all? Impudence I call it.

Ruth. He has the right to think me traitor. I'm a renegade. I'm----

Mary. You're Mrs. Guy Barlow, my lass, and don't you forget it and start
thinking of a famished weaver chap without a shirt to his back or a
mouthful of bread for his belly.

Ruth. Is it as bad as that?

Mary. It's hard times, Ruth, harder every day.

Ruth. The men must be desperate.

Mary. They _talk_ as if they were. But what's talking? They talked
before you wed. They're talking still and I tell you things are worse.

Ruth. What's made them worse?

Mary. They say Guy has.

RutH. But how?

Mary. You'd better ask him. Don't you talk to him of the factory?

Ruth. No. I tried to do at first, but he stopped me, and I thought I'd
bide my time.

Mary. You've a lot more sense than I ever gave you credit for.

Ruth. Then I fell in love with Guy and I haven't cared for anything
since that.

Mary. I don't suppose you'd do a scrap of good. (_Rising as if to
go._) Well, that's how it is. A terrible lot of barking, but not a bite
amongst the lot of them.

Ruth (_detaining her_). But there is danger there, danger to Guy.

Mary. I tell you they, don't mean it.

Ruth. Perhaps all don't. But one man might, and one would be enough. One
man can press a trigger.

Mary. There now! I've upset you.

Ruth. Never mind that. You're sure that's all!

Mary. All what?

Ruth. All Martin said.

Mary. You've got that fellow on the brain. No. _'_Twasn't all, then. He
wants to meet you.

Ruth. Tell him I will.

Mary. I'll tell him no such thing, and you a married woman.

Ruth. You'll tell him I will see him. Not here, though. He mustn't come
here.

Mary. And I'll not have my house put to such a use. So that settles it.

Ruth. There is an old quarry on the moors. Martin knows. It's where
the stone was quarried when they built the factory. I'll meet him there
to-morrow night at eight. Will you tell him that, or must I write?

Mary. Can Martin read?

Ruth. I'm not sure. Tell him, mother.

Mary. It isn't right, but----

Ruth. You will. I'm doing this for Guy. You've stirred me from my sleep
at last. To-morrow night at eight. Mary. Well, I'll tell him.

Ruth. That's right. There's Guy's step now.

Mary. Then I'll be going. God bless you, lass. (_ Kissing her._)

(_Enter Guy._)

Guy (_to Mary_). Good evening.

Mary (_apologetically_). I was just going, sir.

Guy (_warming himself by fire, speaking over his shoulder_). Oh, don't
hurry away. You'll find it cold outside.

Mary. I must go sharp. If you're here it means factory's loosed and
Matt'll be at home looking for his supper. Good night, sir.

(_Exit Mary. Guy goes to Ruth with lover-like attitude. They are on the
best of terms._)

Guy. Well, little wife, how goes it?

Ruth (_tensely_). Guy, I want to talk to you.

Guy (_sitting by fire, lightly_). The sound of your voice is the
sweetest thing on earth. I'm all attention.

Ruth. This is serious, Guy. I've tried before to talk to you about the
factory. You stopped me then.

Guy (_still lightly_). Of course I did. I won't have you worrying your
pretty head about the factory. Besides, think of your long-suffering
husband. Don't you think I get all the business I can stand across the
way there? (_Waving hand towards window._) I want a change at home. Sit
down and tell me what you think of _The Corsair_.

Ruth. No. You must listen to me, Guy. I won't be put off this time.

Guy (_easily_). Oh, well, if I'm in for it, I'm in for it. What's it all
about?

Ruth. You saw mother here. She's been telling me things.

Guy. Really, Ruth, you can't expect me to take any notice of your
mother's old wives' tales.

Ruth. You needn't notice them. But when I'm told you're in danger, I
notice them.

Guy (_still lightly_). Danger? What of?

Ruth. What have you been doing in the factory?

Guy (_sternly_). Leave that alone. That's my affair.

Ruth. And it's my affair if they murder you.

Guy (_rising_). Oh! So they've got to talking about murder have they?
I'll teach them.

Ruth (_taking his arm, pleadingly_). Guy, you must be careful. For my
sake.

Guy. I shall look after myself, Ruth. (_Standing by fireplace, hand on
shelf._)

Ruth. But what have you done to them? I know that since you married me
you've had more power, and your father's done less than he used to. It's
something you've done that's upset the weavers.

Guv (_over his shoulder_). I found it necessary to make economies and
they don't like it.

Ruth. Economies I You mean you've cut their wages down?

Guy. That's it.

RutH. And they were so pitifully low. They'd hardly enough for bread
before.

Guy (_facing her_). I don't fix the price of bread. It's no use
discussing it with you. You can't understand.

Ruth. I'm not thinking of them. At one time I should have done. That's
over now. To-day I only think of you. And you're in danger. I know it. I
know it.

Guy. Nothing's going to happen to me. I've a rough idea of what they
think of me. I've taken my precautions.

Ruth. No precautions are proof against desperate men.

Guy. Then if nothing's any good, why worry?

Ruth. Something would be good. Raise their wages.

Guy. That's impossible. I've told you to drop discussing it.

Ruth. Why is it impossible? They'd more before you reduced them and you
didn't starve.

Guy. No. But I wasn't building another factory then. I want every penny
I can screw to-day.

Ruth. Another factory!

Guy (_with a touch of fanaticism_). Yes. I mean to have another. One
was good enough for my father, but it isn't good enough for me. What
was enterprising ten years ago isn't enterprising to-day. Machinery's
improved since then.

Ruth. Then you're quite sure factories are right?

Guy (_grimly_). I'm quite sure they're money-makers.

Ruth. But money isn't all.

Guy. I keep on telling you not to discuss it. With your upbringing and
your father's views, we're bound to differ, so for Heaven's sake talk
about Byron, or anything under the sun but factories.

Ruth. I'm talking about your danger. You won't believe me.

Guy. You won't believe me when I say there is no danger because I'm
prepared to meet anything.

Ruth. Including bullets? Do you wear a coat of mail?

Guy. That's the worst of reading _The Corsair_. Put this cock-and-bull
story of your mother's on the top of _The Corsair_ and you're ready to
imagine anything. We're in England now.

Ruth. So is Nottingham.

Guy. This is Lancashire. We don't have Luddites here.

Ruth. We have plug riots. I've read it in the newspaper.

Guy. Women shouldn't read newspapers. It's all right, Ruth. Our fellows
won't get out of hand.

Ruth. You're driving them to desperation, Guy. I know the other side.
I've seen. Guy, won't you have mercy on them?

Guy. I'll have another factory out of them.

Ruth. Have mercy on yourself and me. I'm so happy here. You've made me
love you till I would cut off my hand to save you from a scratch upon
your little finger. I shan't know peace again whenever you're away.

Guy. Upon my word, Ruth, it's too bad of your mother. She ought to keep
away, and not come here disturbing you with wild tales that haven't a
spark of truth in them.

Ruth. Are they wild tales?

Guy. They're wild as wind.

Ruth. But you said you'd taken precautions. If there's no truth, why
take precautions?

Guy. I said anything to comfort you. Are you satisfied now?

Ruth. I'm silenced.

Guy. That's good enough.

(_Enter Ephraim and John Heppenstall, another factory owner, resembling
Ephraim in type, dress, and age. He is, however, a more timid man, and
his manner is irresolute._)

Ephraim (_as they enter_). Come in here, Heppenstall. (_Seeing Ruth._)
Ah! you've met my son's wife?

John (_bowing politely, with a touch of courtliness_). Good evening,
Mrs. Guy. (_To Guy._) Good evening.

Guy. Good evening, Mr. Heppenstall. (_Taking Ruth's arm_). Ruth, my
dear, Mr. Heppenstall has called on a matter of business.

Ruth. Oh, mayn't I stay and listen? I'll be as quiet as a mouse.

Ephraim (_genially_). Never knew anybody like this lass of Guy's,
Heppenstall. She's interested in all manner of affairs. (_To Ruth._) You
promise to be quiet?

Ruth (_eagerly_). Oh, yes, yes.

Guy. No. Ruth's more interested in Byron than anything else. (_Holding
the book to her._) You can't read him here with us talking all the time.

Ruth. You want me to go?

Guy. Please.

Ruth (_submissively_). Yes Guy. (_Takes book and exit._)

Guy (_closing door behind her_). That's better. Women are sentimental,
and we've to talk business. Won't you sit, Mr. Heppenstall?

John (_who has been eyeing Guy with disapproval_). Thank you, Mr. Guy, I
will.

(_They sit round table._)

Ephraim (_after clearing his throat_). Now, Heppenstall, I'll tell you
what it's all about.

John. I'm waiting to hear.

Ephraim. You and I are rival manufacturers, but that's no reason why
we shouldn't put our legs under the same table when we find the times
difficult. I suppose there's no denying, they _are_ difficult?

John. They're more than difficult.

Ephraim. Then we agree so far. What threatens us threatens you. In fact,
our interests are identical.

John. Not quite, I think.

Ephraim. Eh? Well, no. What's mine isn't thine. We've each to make a
profit for ourselves. But we get the profit out of weaving, and your
weavers are fractious; so are ours.

John. But mine aren't--or not to anything like the extent yours are.

Ephraim. I'm told the grumbling is universal.

John. It's general up to a point, but there's a dead set at you.

Ephraim. At me?

John. Well, no, not at you, Barlow. It's this young gentleman who's the
mischief-maker.

Guy. The mischief-maker, Mr. Heppenstall?

John (_defending himself_). You reduced wages. You put down fresh
machinery, and got rid of men and----

Guy. And you've done the same.

John. I had to follow suit or see you take my trade away. I didn't want
to do it. I believe in treating men as men.

Guy. I believe in treating men as servants of the machines. It's all
they are.

John. No. By your leave, young gentleman, it is not all they are.
They're flesh and blood. (_To Ephraim._) And I'm surprised, Barlow, at
your allowing your men to be reduced.

Guy. The men can live on what they're paid.

John. They can't.

Guy. They do. I'm getting applications every day from men who want to be
taken on.

John. Yes, so am I. And why? Because the steam power's taken away their
living and half a living's better than none to a starving man. (_To
Ephraim._) You ought to be ashamed of yourself to take advantage of
them.

Ephraim. Well, Heppenstall, it's----

Guy (_interrupting_). I'm responsible, Mr. Heppenstall. If you've
anything to say about the management of Barlow's, say it to me. My
father's virtually retired.

Ephraim (_with spirit_). Have I? I'm not dead yet, my lad. I've given
you a lot of rope, but be careful or you'll hang yourself.

John (_approvingly, turning his shoulder on Guy_). That's better,
Barlow. I mislike seeing you knuckle under to a boy.

(_Guy rises and goes to fireplace, standing with his back to table. John
speaks across table to Ephraim _)

Now, look here, I had to follow your lead when you reduced. Will you
follow mine if I put them up again to what they were three months ago?

Guy (_wheeling round_). And let the weavers fancy we're afraid of them?

John (_not turning_). I'm not afraid of them. I'm sorry for them.

Guy. They know better. Once give in, and they're the masters. Show them
they've only to ask and threaten to get what they ask and they'll ask
for more. They'll not stop at the old level.

John. Oh, we can't go beyond the old figure.

Guy. No. But you'll have to if once you start putting wages on the basis
of a benevolent Charity. I'm in business to buy cheap and sell dear. I
want my labour as cheap as I can get it and, by God, I'll get it cheap.

Ephraim (_thumping table_). Are you the head of Barlow's or am I?

Guy (_impatiently_). Oh, you are, I suppose.

Ephraim. Then you'd better not forget it or I'll turn you out of the
room and finish this talk with Heppenstall alone.

(_Guy throws himself in chair by fire._)

Guy (_sighing to himself_). Oh, my God, these old men!

Ephraim (_to John_). I agree to that. I'll raise them on condition you
do the same.

Guy. I object.

Ephraim. Your objection is overruled.

Guy. I'm your partner.

Ephraim (_hotly_). I am the head of Barlow's and----

(_Manservant enters with port, glasses, etc., places on table, and exit
in silence._)

(_Ephraim pours out wine, and offers John, etc._)

Guy. The old wages won't satisfy the weavers. They grumbled then. But
the point for Mr. Heppenstall is this. It may have hurt his tender
heart, but when we reduced, he did the same, and he needn't cant about
it now, for actions speak louder than words. The thing is that he acts
with us, and we manufacturers can present a solid front and----

John. Yes, but you set the bad example. I'm a business man and I had to
follow or you'd have cut me out with my customers. But as a humane man,
I protest, sir.

Guy. Because you look at the men. I look at the system. The system's
magnificent, and if the factory system demands sacrifices, I shall
sacrifice men without scruple.

John. Will you sacrifice yourself?

Guy. I do sacrifice myself. I've sacrificed my personal security. I risk
my life every day and I value my life, Mr. Heppenstall. I value it so
much that I've taken protective measures at the factory. I've a few
stout fellows there--an odd prizefighter or two, an old soldier from the
French wars, nominally as watchmen, but they're men who can use their
fists and handle a gun too if the worst comes.

John. Ah! You've a pretty good idea of looking after yourself.

Guy. It isn't for my own sake.

John (_sceptically_). No?

Guy. Oh, I've a life I'd like to live. I've a wife and I'm young and so
on--but that doesn't matter. My value is as a factory owner.

Epiiraim. Owner?

Guy. Manager, then. I believe in the system, I'm here to spread
that system, to cover Lancashire with factories and make the county
manufacturing centre of the world. That is my dream, sir, the dream of
cheap production, and the triumph of machinery.

John. You're talking very big, young man. It takes me all my time to run
one factory.

Guy. I know I'm talking big. I'm seeing big, bigger than will come in
your lifetime or in mine. This thing's at the beginning. It's not secure
yet, but I mean to do my part to set it firmly on its legs before I die.

John. There's nothing wonderful in bigness. A thousand factories are no
more wonderful than one.

Guy. Oh, you've no vision.

John. And maybe you've too much. The future isn't here. The present and
those weavers are. And they trouble me.

Guy. They trouble me until they've learnt who's master. After that,
there'll be no trouble.

(_Enter Ruth, excitedly, leaving door open behind her._)

Ruth. Guy! The men. Don't you hear them?

Guy. Men! Where?

Ruth. They're in the hall.

(_Enter Henri, Joseph, Matthew and Martin._)

Henri. No, Madame Barlow, we are no longer in the hall. We are here.

Ephraim (_on his feet_). What's the meaning of this?

Joe (_insolently_). Meaning, Mr. Barlow? The meaning is, you'll either
listen to us here and now or you'll have your factory fired. You can
take your choice.

Guy. Fire then, and be damned to you.

Joe. Is that your answer, Mr. Barlow?

Ephraim. No. Come here and be quiet, Guy. Who am I speaking to?

Matthew. You know us, Mr. Barlow.

Ephraim. You're in bad company, Matt.

Matthew. I told you how _'_twould be if you forced me into factory.

Ephraim. Are you the spokesman? I suppose there's a ringleader. Who is
he?

Henri. We are all leaders.

Guy (_sneering_), I've heard of armies that were all generals and no
privates.

Martin (_quietly_). If you mean by leader who it is that's-kept back the
riot----

John (_badly frightened_). Riot?

Martin. There are hundreds round your factories tonight. They're waiting
there, waiting for us. I'm leader enough to hold them back until we
get your answer. Take care lest I lead them in a different fashion on
another night.

Guy. Mutiny, eh?

Martin. Oh, names don't matter, _Mr_. Guy. We could call you names, and
true ones, if we liked.

Ephraim. So you're their leader, Martin Kelsall?

Martin. At your service, Mr. Barlow.

Ephraim. I have my doubts of that. Well now, we'll just sit down and
talk this over quietly.

Ruth. Father, you amongst the rioters!

Matthew. We're here as peaceful delegates.

Guy. With threats of fire and murder on your tongue.

John (_querulously_). What's it all about? Never mind who they are. What
do they want?

Henri. More wages.

Joe. Less machinery.

Martin. Close the factories.

Matthew. And whatever you do, give a fellow-creature a chance of living,
Mr. Barlow.

Ephraim. Will one of you speak for all? What are your complaints?

Martin. I'll speak, Mr. Barlow. We complain of starvation, of being
driven into your factories and----

Ephraim. Stop there. We drive nobody. There's no compulsion to enter our
factories.

Martin. There's the compulsion of need. You won't have hand-looms and
you've forced us into factories. You've got us there and we've been
helpless before you. We've to work your hours and take your pay, and the
pay's not fit to keep a dog alive. We're tired of factories. We want to
live.

(_Murmurs of agreement from the men._)

Guy (_rising_). Listen to me, men. Everything must have a beginning. A
great system is springing into birth. It isn't perfect yet----

Martin. Perfect! It's----

Guy (_proceeding_). You are suffering the lean years. The fat ones are
coming.

Martin. We've heard all that before. You put it down to the war, not to
the machines that time.

Guy. Even England can't recover in a moment from a war like this one.

Martin. It was all the war last time we made complaint and when the war
was over you promised us fat times, and all of us were going to go hell
for leather for prosperity.

Guy. Just wait a bit. Think what a great thing this system is. We're
going to make calico for the whole world. We've all a share in it.

Henri. You get your share and ours as well.

Guy. Do try to follow me. The cotton comes to us from the sun-kissed
fields of far America, grown there by planters descended from men of our
own blood and----

Martin. The cotton's grown by slaves.

Guy. That's not my business.

Matthew. No. Your business is to make slaves of us here.

Guy. I'll tell you something, Mr. Butterworth. It's this, and it's from
a book you know. "Where there is no vision, the people perish."

Matthew. I don't know about the vision, but I'm sure about the
perishing. And I know where we'll go when we've finished perishing. When
one of us gets up to the Golden Gate, Peter _'_ull ask him what he was
and he'll say a weaver, and Peter 'ull ask him no more questions. He'll
just open the gate quick and say, "Poor devil, get into heaven, you've
had your bellyful of hell on earth."

Guy. You'll have prosperity on earth.

Martin. Aye. So you've said before.

Guy. You complain of the machines. You say they've turned men away.

Joe. Aye.

Guy. Those men will soon find work.

Martin. Where?

Guy. I'm going to build another factory.

Martin. By God, you're not.

Matthew. Another! Isn't one hell on earth enough for you?

Guy. Patience, patience! I'm trying to explain.

Martin. We've no time for patience. We're famishing. And you'll build
no other factory. You'll change your tune or you'll lose the one you've
got. Building new factories is no use to us. We're not builders. We're
weavers.

Ephraim. Hold your tongue, Guy. I'll tackle this.

(_Guy sits sulkily._)

Matthew. We'll hear the old master.

Ephraim. Now, my lads, the factory's there, and it's going to stop
there.

(_Guy takes paper and pencil from his pocket and begins to draw
caricatures of the men._)

Henri. Don't be too sure of it.

Ephraim. Burn it and we build another. And while it's building you'll
have time to think and clear heads to think with, for you'll draw no
wages in the meantime. I'm still waiting to know why you're here.

Matthew. If you'd not reduced wages, maybe we'd not be here.

Ephraim. That's it, is it?

Joe. Yes, that's it.

Ephraim. Will it make you happy if I put the wages up again?

Martin. It won't make us happy. There's been no happy weavers since
machines came in.

John. Is that what you want? Wages back at the old level?

Martin. No. We want more. The old level isn't good enough. Eight
shillings a week won't keep a man, let alone a man's family.

Ephraim. We give your families work. You men aren't the only
wage-earners. Even your children can come to us and be paid. We not
only keep them away from mischief at home, but we pay them for it.
(_Rising._) You can take that answer back. We want willing workers and
if you'll go away and be satisfied with the old wages, we'll try to pay
them, though it's little less than ruin for the manufacturers.

Martin (_scornfully_). This looks a ruined house, and you look badly
fed and all with your wine, and your servants, and your money to build
another factory. To hell with your eight shillings! We want ten.

John. And we want cent, per cent, profits, my man, only we don't get
them.

Ephraim (_sternly_). This is no time for jesting, Kelsall.

Martin. I wasn't jesting. Ten shillings a week is what we want.

Ephraim. Ten is out of the question.

Matthew. I've made double ten with my old hand-loom. Where's the good of
factories to us if that's what they bring us to?

(_Guy rises with his drawings comes round to John and gives it him._)

John (_laughing_). Ha! Very good. I didn't know you drew.

Guy. I've had practice lately. Drawing plans for my new factory.

(_John passes it on to Ephraim._)

Ephraim (_glancing at it_). Pssh! (_To men._) Well, that's what you're
here for, is it? Ten shillings.

Martin. Yes.

Ephraim. We offer eight.

Martin. Then I warn you there'll be consequences.

Guy. We're ready for your consequences.

Ephraim. Guy, I've told you to hold your tongue. (_Reasonably._) We've
made a big concession, Kelsall. Martin. You'll make a bigger if you
want us satisfied. John. We do want you satisfied. We want this valley
peaceful and contented.

Martin. Then you know what to do.

Ephraim. Suppose we talk it over and give you an answer to-morrow?

Joe. We've come here for an answer to-night, Mr. Barlow.

Ephraim. Very well. Stay here and we'll come back with an answer. Come
into the other room, Mr. Heppenstall. (_The men give way sullenly._)
Come, Guy.

(_Heppenstall passes out, as Ephraim holds door open. Guy catches
Ephraim at door._)

Guy. Do you want your silver stolen?

Ephraim. Guy, I'd trust Matt Butterworth with everything I own.

Guy. And the others?

Ephraim. Matt will be there.

(_Exeunt Guy and Ephraim. Neither thinks of Ruth, who now rises from
her chair by fire, crosses, and speaks with Matthew, while the rest
appreciate the fire and examine curiously the fire-irons, etc._)

Ruth. Father, what are you doing with these men? Matthew. Mind your own
business, my lass.

Ruth. I am minding it. I'm minding Guy. If anything happens to Guy,
I shall hold you responsible. Matthew. Guy has the remedy in his own
hands. Ruth. The remedy's in your hands. You have influence with the
men. See how they wanted you on their side. They came to you at home
before I married. They'll listen to you.

Matthew. I've no great influence, Ruth. I'm one of the crowd. Martin
Kelsall's the man they listen to.

Ruth (_glancing at the three who are now gathered round the drawing
Ephraim left on table_). Yes. I'm going to talk to Martin. But not here.
I sent him a message to-night. Can you do nothing, father?

Matthew. I can do nothing but what's right.

Ruth. Violence is never right.

Matthew. Oh, yes, it is. Often. I've counselled peace, but there's a
time for war, and if the time comes, old as I am, I'll do my share.

Joe (_coming across with drawing_). Look here, Butter-worth. See that?
He drew it. Guy Barlow drew that. That's what he thinks of us.

Matthew (_taking it_). A drawing?

Joe (_pointing_). That's me.

Matthew. Nay, never.

Joe. I pin my waistcoat up that road 'cause all the world don't need to
know I haven't got a shirt.

Matthew (_looking at drawing_). Yes. He's spotted that right enough.

Martin (_over Matthew's shoulder_). And that scarecrow's meant for me.

Matthew (_smiling in spite of himself_). Well, he's a clever drawer, Mr.
Guy.

Henri. What is that writing, Matt? You can read.

Matthew (_half turning away_). Yes, I can read.

(_Ruth comes as if to try to secure the paper. Martin turns his shoulder
to her and the three men surround Matthew as he stands C._)

Joe. What is it?

Matthew (_reluctantly_). Something cruel, Joe. It's under your picture.

Joe. I can see that.

Martin. Out with it Matt.

Matthew. No need to cry aloud the shame of what a young man does in his
pride.

Henri. You think to shield him because he is your son-in-law. You are a
traitor, Butterworth.

Joe. Best read it, Matt. We'll get it done outside, in any ease.

Matthew. It isn't much. He's wrote "No shirt but dirt" below you.

Joe (_as the group breaks up_). Dirt! If I'm dirty who's fault is that
but his? I don't like dirt. I'd like to be clean like him. How can a man
wash properly when his belly's crying out for bread and they've put the
tax on soap? I'd like a shirt. I'm weaving yards and yards of Barlow's
cloth and I haven't got a shirt.

Matthew. It's wrong to make a jest of starving men. We've come to ask
for fire for our hearths and clothes to cover our nakedness, and food
for the children. We don't want fine raiment nor grand houses, nor wine
like that. The simple things are good enough for us, and we come here
to ask the masters for them, and all we get is a mocking picture and a
cruel jest, and I'm sick and sorry that the son of Mr. Barlow and the
husband of my lass should be the one that's done it. We're asking for
the right to live, and all we get is contumely and shame.

Martin (_triumphantly_). That's brought you round at last. We'll have no
more peace-preaching from you. You know now what they think of us. We're
dogs and worse than dogs. Well, dogs can bite.

Ruth (_her hand on Martin's arm_). Martin!

Martin (_roughly shaking her off_). I've no word for you. You've gone
wrong. (_Moving._) Let's clear away. No need to wait. We've got their
answer here in this. (_Tapping picture in Matthew's hand._) To-morrow
night we'll meet up on the moors and march down on the factory.

Henri. I said I'd hear you frozen English sing the Marseillaise.

Ruth. The moors!

Matthew. It's not a lawful thing to meet like that. Joe. Lawful! Who
cares for the laws of London here? I'd take the Luddites' oath to-night,
and that's an oath no man can dare to break.

Martin. Swear by your vacant concave belly, man. (_Tapping Joe's
stomach._) You'll find no stronger oath than that.

Matthew. They'll have the law of you.

Martin. The law doesn't care for us. The law lets us starve. We've
finished with palaver now. We've got to _do_.

(_They are reaching the door when Ephraim, John and Guy enter by the
opposite door._)

Ephraim. Where are you going?

Martin. We're tired of waiting.

Ephraim. Come, come! We had to consider our answer. (_The men come
back._)

Joe (_closing door, l._). Well, have you got your answer?

Epiiraim. Yes. Go back to your fellows and tell them this: We will raise
wages to the old figure----

Martin. We've refused that.

Ephraim. Let me finish, my man. And as to a further increase, when
you've tried how you go on and we've all of us thought it over and feel
a little calmer than we do now, well, we'll see if we can't do something
more for you.

Henri. You will see now if you mean to see at all.

Ephraim. That's my last word, men. You've got a lot. Now go away and be
reasonable.

Martin. And this is my last word, Mr. Barlow. You've refused, and
refused with scorn.

Ephraim. Scorn? I've not----

Martin. If you haven't, he has (_pointing at Guy_), and we know which
of the pair is boss. You think you are, but we and Mr. Guy know better.
He's boss and (_taking picture from Matthew_) he calls us dirty and
makes insulting pictures of us for you to laugh at. We shan't do
anything to-night. To-morrow night we're meeting on the moors. Look to
your factory, then.

Guy. If I'm boss, listen to me. I've told you I believe in factories.

Martin. And I tell you you'll have no factory to believe in. We're tired
of machinery.

Guy. The machines are going on. Factories are going on. It's my life's
work to push them on.

Henri. Then look to your life.

Guy. The system's going on. It may break men in the making. It may break
me. But, by God, I'll break you first. Ideas are greater than men. They
conquer men. You can burn and kill and scotch the system _here_, but the
idea will go on in spite of you and anything you rioters can do to us.
You can crush us perhaps, but you can't kill the idea. Factories will
spring up and men will live and die for them and roll themselves against
them like waves against the rocks, but the factories are permanent
because the world is crying for our cloth.

Joe. And I haven't got a shirt.

Guy. A shirt! The world doesn't care for you. It's cloth by the hundred
thousand yards they want. It's not your petty wants the system cares
about. It's----

Martin. Then to hell with the system. We're petty, and, as you say, we
can't do much. We can't stop factories being built elsewhere. But we
can stop them here. We're broken men, but our spirit isn't broken yet.
You've set up your last machine. Your system may be all you think, but
men come first.

Guy. Your men or mine?

Martin. The men you've driven desperate. The starving, ragged men with
wives and children hunger-mad, with everything to win and nowt to lose.
It's men like that that win. Men with the choice of fighting hard or
dying slow. Men with a bitter hatred in their hearts and knowledge
in their heads that machinery's the cause of all. Men fighting for
themselves against the men that fight for money and for you. Your hired
bullies won't last long. We know they're there, and know we'll see them
run.

Guy (_soberly_). You'll waste your blood. You may waste life. I've
got men there. I don't deny it. And I ask you not to break yourselves
against them. You're thinking me a coward, but it isn't that.

Martin (_sneering_). Oh? What is it then?

Guy. It's that I _know_. I won't be you and it won't be I who will win
this fight.

Joe. It must be one of us.

Guy. No. We may have ups and downs, but the system will conquer us both.

Martin. To-morrow night your factory will burn. We meet up on the
moors, not tens or twenties of us, but every man of Barlow's and of
Heppenstall's, and----

Guy. And we'll be glad to see you. Good night.

Matthew (_to Ephraim_). Mr. Barlow----

Ephraim (_shaking his head_). My son speaks for me, Matt.

(_Exeunt Martin, Henri, Joe, Matthew._)

Guy. The blazing fools! To give away their meeting-place.

John. The moors are wide.

Guy. They meet beneath the quarry. I know their place. We'll get them
there. One good surprise attack and we shall hear no more of meetings.

Ruth. Guy, you're going into danger.

Guy. Not I while there are redcoats to fight my battles for me.

Ruth. Soldiers!

Guy. What else are soldiers for? I ride to Blackburn barracks to-night.
We'll teach these rioters a lesson that they'll not forget. Write me the
summons to the barracks, father. You're a magistrate.

Ephraim. It's a heavy responsibility, Guy.

Guy. A flaming factory's the alternative.

Ephraim. Pass me the paper.

(_Sits at table and writes, John bending over him. Guy goes to
fireplace, takes a pair of spurs from mantel and straps them on. Ruth
follows him._)

Ruth. Guy, must you ride yourself? Can't you send somebody you trust?

Guy (_grimly_). I'm sending somebody I trust.

Ruth. It's dangerous.

Guy. Rioting's a dangerous pastime--for the rioters.

Ruth (_appealingly_). But soldiers in the valley, Guy! You'll never be
forgiven. It always will be war between you and the weavers if you bring
soldiers here. They'll be revenged.

Guy (_straightening his back and taking the second spur, bending to put
it on_). Meantime, I've got to save the factory.

Ruth. And I have got to save the factory and you.

Guy. You!

Ruth (_tensely_). Can I do nothing, Guy?

Ephraim (_holding out the paper, without rising_). The summons, Guy.

Guy (_replying to Ruth_). Yes. You can pass me the summons.

(_He bends, fastening the spur. Ruth goes slowly to Ephraim, takes the
paper and hesitates as if intending to tear it, then jerks her head and
takes it to Guy, who accepts, straightening himself and pocketing it._)

Guy. Ah! That's all right.

Ephraim (_who has been filling three wine glasses, rising with glass_).
Here's to your ride, Guy.

Guy (_coming to table and filling a fourth glass_). I'll give you a
better toast than that. The factory. (_Passing Ruth glass._)

Ephraim. (John and Guy). Ruth! (_drinking together_). The factory.
(_Ruth hesitates, meets Guy's eye until he masters her._) Ruth. The
factory.

(_She gulps as if taking poison. Guy drinks his glass off and goes to
door._)


CURTAIN.



ACT III

_A rough road terminates in the quarry whose hewn crags rise high at the
right. Below them, behind the road is an old shed of planks, open to the
front. To the left, the quarrying has caused a steep dip. The road ends,
the rock descends to it and beyond, so that the opposite side of the
valley below is visible, seen dimly in the night. Gorse and heather
grow over the deserted workings. There is no moon, but the lighting is
sufficiently strong for faces to be seen._

_Ruth, warmly clad, sits on a stone by the shed, a lighted lantern at
her feet. After a moment, Martin, without greatcoat, enters._

*****

Ruth (_as he comes_). Are you there, Martin?

Martin. I am here.

Ruth (_rising, nervously_). I had begun to fear you would not come.

Martin. I know I'm late. To-night I'd work to do, for once in my useless
life.

Ruth. Don't be bitter, Martin.

Martin. The bitterness is past. My work is done, well done. I came
when I was free to come, Mrs. Barlow. Ruth. Is it to be names like that
between us two? Martin. I don't know what there is between us two, save
that I got a message from your mother to meet you here.

Ruth. I chose this place because we used to meet here often.

Martin. In happier days.

Ruth. I chose it to remind you of them.

Martin (_bitterly_). I don't need to be reminded. I'm striving to
forget. I want to kill their memory and I can't.

Ruth. I thought you had.

Martin. And why?

Ruth. Last night.

Martin. What has last night to do with it?

Ruth. It seemed to me last night that you'd forgotten.

Martin. It always seems to me that you forget.

Ruth. I? It's you forget. Forget our hope of happiness together and why
we gave it up, forget the terms on which I gave myself to him.

Martin. Your plan, your terms. Not mine.

Ruth. We both agreed that it was best.

Martin. Well, if we did? Now you've had your way, now you are Guy
Barlow's wife? Have you done anything? Does the plan work, or----?

Ruth (_interrupting_). It all takes time.

(_Martin moves impatiently._)

And you agreed to that. That it would take time. That I was to be given
my chance. And now, last night, you spoilt it all. You----

Martin (_harshly_). Your plan's been tried and failed. You've done
nothing. Less than nothing. Things have gone worse----

Ruth. And if they have----

Martin. They have.

Ruth. Will what you're doing help? Are threats of violence better?

Martin. No. But we don't threaten.

Ruth (_surprised_) Not threaten!

Martin (_coolly_). We burn the factory to-night. And if your--husband
tries to interfere, so much the worse for him. (_Producing pistol from
pocket._) There's food and drink for many a day gone to the buying of
this.

Ruth. Martin! A pistol! You!

Martin. He talks of putting up another factory. (_Grimly._) It's going
to stop at talk.

Ruth. A pistol! (_Coaxing._) I've never had a pistol in my hand. Let me
feel it, Martin.

Martin (_replacing it_). They're dangerous toys.

Ruth. But I'll hold it by the handle.

Martin. It's safer where it is. It's no good, Ruth You haven't wheedled
Guy Barlow into being soft with us, and you won't wheedle me into being
soft with him. You're no great hand at wheedling for all your pretty
face.

Ruth (_feigning indignation_). Oh, do you think it's Guy I care about?

Martin (_drily_). I think somehow it is.

Ruth. You have no right----

Martin. What else am I to think? For all these months I get no word from
you. Your mother talks of nothing but your happiness with him. I know
you're living there in luxury with him, and I see you dressed the way
you are. What can I think but that he's won you round?

Ruth. I'm not a cat to be won over with caresses.

Martin. You always fancied finery.

Ruth. Finery! It's good for finery to bring it on the moors to-night.

Martin. It keeps you warm.

Ruth. So does my fire. And yet I've left my fire I'm here.

Martin. Why are you here?

Ruth. To see you.

Martin. Only that?

Ruth. What else?

Martin. Why do you choose this night of all the nights that have gone by
since--since we made our plan and you took him for husband?

Ruth. To-night's the first since yesterday.

Martin. Why yesterday?

Ruth. You sent a message by my mother. She gave it to me yesterday.

Martin. I'd forgotten that. So much has happened since.

Ruth. Then you should trust me all the more. I'm here in spite of
all. I'm risking everything to come to tell you what you do is wrong,
utterly, hopelessly wrong.

Martin. What do you risk?

Ruth. I risk my plan. Let Guy find out I meet you, and where's my chance
of influencing him? Where's my reward for sending you away? I risk my
life, my hope, my all.

Martin (_sceptically_). It sounds a lot.

Ruth. It is a lot.

Martin. Well, I too take risks to-night.

Ruth. Yes, greater than you know.

Martin. Ah!

Ruth. But you shall not take them. That's why I'm here. To stop you.
You'll ruin all if this goes on to-night.

Martin. We'll ruin his factory.

Ruth. You'll bring black ruin on yourselves. Oh, listen to me, Martin. I
know. I know. Guy's got the soldiers coming.

Martin (_eagerly_). They're coming _here?_

Ruth. Yes. Didn't you say you all met here below to-night?

Martin. Yes.

Ruth. Soldiers, Martin. Can you fight soldiers?

Martin. After to-night there'll be no factory to fight about.

Ruth. There always will be factories.

Martin. Yes? So he said last night. But we know better.

Ruth. There will, there will. They'll build others, and while they're
building you'll be starving, and when they're built, do you think
there'll be work for you or my father or any man who lifts a hand
to-night? You'll all be hanged or rotting in some gaol, and wages for
the rest lower than ever to pay them out for the doings of this night.
Don't do it, Martin. Leave Guy to me. I'll manage him, but I must bide
my time.

Martin. And meantime we must live a living death. A bullet's better,
Ruth.

Ruth. Oh, maybe better for the few they hit. Death's not important.
Think of the others who'll live on. Don't be selfish, Martin.

Martin. Selfish! I'm doing all for others. I don't care for myself.

Ruth. You do. You care to be the leader. You care for your pride, the
pride that won't let you draw back because you dare not seem to have
an afterthought, the pride that's going to strew that valley with the
ruined lives of men and corpses of the dead.

Martin. I can't draw back now. It's too late, Ruth.

Ruth. It's never too late. (_Suddenly terrified._) You _are_ their
leader, Martin? They won't do anything without your word?

Martin. I am their leader, Ruth. To-night's plan is mine.

Ruth. Then so long as you stay here nothing can happen.

Martin. I shan't stay long.

Ruth. You will. I've got you and I mean to keep you here. Thank God, I
came.

Martin. You've come, but I've told you it's too late now.

Ruth. Oh, no, it's not. You can't deceive me, Martin. I know this is the
meeting-place. I heard you all say so last night. The moors below the
quarry. Are the men there, Martin?

Martin. There are men there. Listen.

(_Faintly, the strains of the Marseillaise are heard from below l., and
with them the barking of dogs._)

The song that Henri Callard brought from France and made into an English
song to put the spirit of a revolution into us. The song of life and
hope.

Ruth. No, Martin, the song of death.

Martin. Perhaps it is, for Barlow's bullies at the factory.

Ruth. Martin, don't go. Don't give the word. For my sake, Martin.

Martin. The song is calling.

Ruth. Are we English to be French and lose our senses for a song? Is all
that you and I have said and done to go for naught?

Martin. Ruth, tell the truth

Ruth. The truth?

Martin. Is it you and I or you and that other?

Ruth. Other?

Martin. You know whom I mean. Guy Barlow.

Ruth. I love him, Martin.

Martin. At last! The truth.

Ruth. I love him, and you're going to kill my husband. If when you said
you couldn't lose the memory of me you spoke the truth, you'll spare
him, Martin. You won't go down amongst those men and lead them to the
factory. I tried my best to carry out our plan. You told me that he
wouldn't marry me, but I made him do it. And afterwards I tried. I did
try, Martin. Only Guy's my husband and I love him now. I've learnt to
love him till my love's the greatest thing in all the world. Don't kill
him, Martin.

Martin. It will not be killing, Ruth. It won't be murder if a bullet
finds its way in Guy Barlow's heart. Not murder, but an accident.

Ruth. You mean to kill him.

Martin. Not man's vengeance, Ruth, but God's.

Ruth. You mean to murder him. What shall I do? (_Changing her tone._)
Martin, you loved me once. Is that love dead?

Martin. Dead? Love needs nourishment and you have starved my love.

Ruth. What if I said I'm here to nourish it? Would you go down there
then?

Martin. Nourish? How?

Ruth (_holding up lantern_). Am I still beautiful, Martin?

Martin. Yes. So Guy Barlow thinks.

Ruth. Don't you?

Martin. Delilah!

Ruth. Was Delilah married?

Martin. No.

(_ The Marseillaise is heard again, more loudly. Below l., torches
appear. Martin's attention is attracted._)

Ruth. Don't look down there. They're singing. Let them sing.

Martin. And if I stay?

(_Ruth makes a gesture of surrender._)

You mean it, Ruth?

Ruth. I mean--everything.

Martin. My God, you're beautiful! (_Harshly._) Put out the lantern.

Ruth. Give me your pistol first.

Martin. My pistol?

Ruth. Yes.

(_A pause. Martin takes it out, half offers it, then, with a suspicious
look, gives it her._)

Martin. The lantern.

(_Ruth blows it out. As Martin draws her towards the shed, voices are
heard._)

Ephraim. I'm convinced your men won't be needed, Captain.

Guy. We shall soon see.

(_Enter Ephraim, Guy and Captain Lascelles, a youngish officer. Guy has
a lantern which he places on the ground._)

Personally I fancy we shall show you a little sport.

Captain. Sorry sport, Mr. Barlow. I fought the French with a relish.
They're our natural foes. But this setting English at English goes
against the grain with me.

Ephraim. Excellent sentiments, Captain Lascelles.

Guy (_sneering_). I used to think the whole duty of a soldier was to
fight.

Captain. The duty of a soldier is to obey orders. That, sir, is why I am
at the disposal of your father, who represents the civil authority. But
I've no stomach for firing on unarmed men.

(_The Marseillaise and the dogs are heard._)

Guy. Listen! That's very near.

Captain. So are the singers. Look there.

(_Epiiraim and Guy look over with him._)

Ephraim. Torches! There's a big crowd there. Why didn't we hear them?

Captain. We came uphill. The hill cut off the sound.

Ephraim. Dogs? What are the dogs for?

Guy (_well satisfied_). Well, Captain, like it or not, you'll have warm
work to-night.

Captain. To be candid with you, I don't like it at all.

Guy. You make me alter my opinion of the British officer.

Captain. Sir! I saw service in the Peninsular and I was under fire at
Waterloo----

Guy. But a handful of scarecrow weavers is too much for you because
they're English.

Captain. A few are not, Mr. Barlow. But those torches don't indicate a
few, but a very much larger number than I have force to cope with.

Ephraim (_timidly_). There certainly is a great number.

Guy (_to Captain_). In other words, you shirk your duty.

Captain (_controlling himself_). I don't want to quarrel with a
civilian. (_Turning to Ephraim._) Am I to get my men into position, sir?

Ephraim (_hesitating_). Well--their number is certainly alarming.
(_Turning to Guy for a lead._)

Guy (_curtly_). Yes.

Ephraim (_to Captain_). If you please, Captain.

Captain. Very well. You've a copy of the Riot Act with you?

Ephraim (_nervously_). Yes. I hope I shall not have to read it.

Captain. That is for you to decide.

Ephraim. Yes. (_Calling._) Guy!

Guy (_by the shed_). One minute, sir. There's a smell of tallow here.

Captain (_without suspicion_). Your lantern.

Guy. That didn't smell before.

Captain (_impatiently_). The torches below there, then. The wind would
carry their reek.

Guy. Yes. Only there doesn't happen to be a wind. Captain (_suspicious
now_). The shed?

Guy (_picking up lantern_). I'll see.

(_He holds up lantern, disclosing Ruth and Martin at opposite ends of
the shed._)

There's no one there. Must have been our lantern. What did you want,
father?

Ephraim. Guy, hadn't we better leave it? I don't want bloodshed. They're
decent fellows at heart, and we don't know they mean to attack. I can't
believe it of them. Wait till they do and use the soldiers to guard the
factory. Guy. What's the use of waiting till they attack? Take them here
unprepared and you make a thorough job of it.

Captain. Yes: only I can't promise to take them unprepared.

Guy. Why not? Have I to teach you your business? Get your men round them
in the dark and----

Captain. It won't be dark. The clouds will be off the moon soon.

Guy (_sarcastically_). Then as Nature won't assist you, Captain, you'll
have to draw upon the great store of military tactics you no doubt
acquired in your numerous campaigns. How long will it take to get your
men placed between that crowd and the factory?

Captain. Oh, say ten minutes. The moon will be clear before then.

Guy. I hope it won't. They'll run like hares at the sight of a uniform,
and I want them taught a lesson they'll not forget in a hurry.

Ephraim (_picking up lantern_). Shall we go?

Guy. Yes. I'll join you below.

Ephraim. Join? Aren't you coming?

Guy. In a minute. For the moment I have business here.

Captain. What business are we to imagine that can keep you here alone?

Guy. You can imagine any business you like. You can imagine me praying
for the British Army when it is officered by men like you, but, at any
rate, you can leave me here.

Captain (_sneering_). Yes. You'll be quite out of danger here, Mr.
Barlow.

Ephraim (_appealingly_). Gentlemen!

Guy (_to Captain_). Hadn't you better look after your men? Your ten
minutes are flying.

Captain (_turning to go_). I shall deal with you afterwards.

Guy (_smoothly_). With pleasure. My business is to deal in cotton cloth
with all comers. I don't discriminate.

Captain. Pah! Shopman!

(_Exeunt Captain and Ephraim._)

Guy (_by shed_). Come out.

(_Martin and Ruth emerge, Martin crosses l. and looks down._)

Yes. It's steep, isn't it? You'll not escape that way unless you've
wings.

Martin. Escape? I don't want to escape.

Guy. You're looking for a way.

Martin. I'm looking at the great crowd your father saw.

Guy. Yes. You've brought your ragamuffins out, but you'll find it a
tougher job to make them fight.

Martin. I don't intend to let those lads down there fight soldiers.

Guy (_barring the way, though Martin doesn't move_). And I don't intend
to let you warn them. You're going to stay here.

Martin (_limply_). I can shout.

Guy. Why don't you? Shout till you brast your lungs, my lad. It won't
carry downhill.

Martin (_acquiescing very easily_). Then you must do your butcher's
handiwork. (_With energy._) Butchers! Yes. That's just the word.

Guy. Ah! So you do know when you're beaten. Well, Kelsall, as you heard
while you were eavesdropping, I've ten minutes to fill in. Ten minutes
isn't long. There's no margin for lies.

Martin. The truth about your factory is the last thing you'll listen to.

Guy. The truth about my wife is what I'm waiting for.

Martin. Hadn't you better ask her?

Guy. I don't question my wife before a workman.

Martin. Shall I leave you? (_But he doesn't move._)

Guy. You don't seem in any hurry.

Martin (_easily_). No. The time for that is past. I've stayed here too
long for going now.

Ruth. Thank God, then I've succeeded.

Guy (_coldly_). Succeeded? How?

Ruth. I've kept him here until the danger passed. He meant to burn
the factory and murder you. He told me so and I--I kept him here. I've
played with him. I've----

Martin. You played with fire, and it's not your fault you haven't burnt
yourself.

Ruth (_to Guy_). What did it matter what I said? I've saved your life.
I've kept him here.

Guy. How did you get him here?

Ruth. I sent for him.

Guy. Why should he come for your sending?

Martin. You don't question your wife before a workman, do you?

Guy. No. You're right. This can wait.

Ruth. Guy, I sent because last night I heard him threaten you. I wanted
to persuade him----

Guy. Your methods of persuasion are peculiar.

Ruth. They kept him here. That was what I had to do. At any cost to keep
him here.

Guy. Ruth, I begin to think that reading Byron isn't good for you.

Martin. Why put it on to Byron? Hasn't his noble Lordship sins enough of
his own?

Ruth. Guy, don't you see? He's the men's leader.

They won't do anything without him. He told me that. That they would
wait for him to give the word.

Martin. I told you that it was too late. I came up here to-night without
imperilling my plans. It didn't matter that (_snapping his fingers_) how
long you kept me here. Succeeded! The only thing you've succeeded in is
in arousing your husband's suspicions.

Guy. Be careful, Kelsall.

Martin. I've nothing to be careful about. I could be at Jericho for all
the difference it'll make.

Ruth. You told me you were their leader.

Martin. The leader of a movement is the brain of it.

Brain is scarcer than brawn, and therefore----

Guy. Therefore it skulks up here in safety.

Martin. Yes, that's what that soldier said to you.

(_Guy makes a threatening gesture._)

Oh, but he's wrong, of course. You don't suppose Lord Wellington was in
the firing line at Waterloo? He left fools like your soldier friend to
feed the powder. A leader's business is direction.

Guy. Am I to understand that you direct? You? Martin (_quietly_). I have
directed. In no long time I hope to see the fruits of my direction.

Guy. Down there? (_Pointing l._) There'll be a crop of broken heads if
that's the fruit you're looking for. Martin. I'm looking up, not down.

Guy. Up?

Martin. A sign in the heavens.

Guy (_bewildered_). The heavens!

Martin (_passionately_). Don't you believe in heaven? Sometimes I don't.
I find it difficult to believe in a just God who lets you live and lets
your machinery be made and lets you starve your weavers. But I have
faith to-night, Guy Barlow, a mighty faith in the all-seeing God who's
brought us face to face, oppressor and oppressed, avenger and-----

Ruth (_as Martin approaches Guy_). Be careful, Guy, he means to do you
harm.

Guy (_gently putting her aside_). My dear Ruth, I'm quite convinced
you read too much. Romance and Mrs. Radcliffe are fitting for your
withdrawing-room, but please don't bring them out of doors. You told me
once romance was dangerous for women. I find it is.

Ruth. But he was armed. Thank God, I've got his pistol.

Guy (_losing temper_). You got his pistol! Confound you, what did you do
that for? I can't shoot the fellow in cold blood.

Martin. Oh, you needn't scruple. Life's no use to a weaver in Barlow's
factory, and my work is finished now.

Guy (_to Ruth_). Give it him back.

Ruth. You'll fight together if I do.

Guy. Do as I tell you, Ruth.

(_Ruth holds out the pistol to Martin, who doesn't take it._)

Martin. I warn you this is murder.

Guy. You shouldn't carry firearms if you're not competent to use them.

Martin. The murder is of you. This is my night, Guy Barlow. You've had
the power to starve and sweat the weavers of the valley, but the tide
has turned at last. The luck's on my side now, and if we fight and one
of us should fall, it won't be I that has to die to-night.

Ruth, You shall not fight. This pistol's mine, I won it from you. I do
what I like with my own. (_She flings it down the cliff. It is heard to
strike and rebounding, strike again._)

Guy. Rebellion is in the air to-night. You've caught the prevalent
disease, my Ruth.

Ruth. Guy, this man means to kill you.

Guy. I mean to kill this man. But I've a scruple that prevents my
shooting down an unarmed man.

Ruth. You're both safe then.

Guy. Not while my pistol's left. He seems to think the luck is on his
side. We'll put that to the test by tossing for the first shot.

Ruth. But he might win.

Guy. That will decide the point at issue. Luck will be on his side.
You've got your chance now, Kelsall. (_Taunting him._) What was it?
Oppressor and oppressed, avenger and avenged?

Martin. My God, I wish I had your coolness.

Guy. Blood will tell, you know. Do you accept? Martin (_in a rush_).
Yes, I accept.

Guy. Good. Shall I spin a coin or you?

Martin. I don't bring money out. It's scarce with me. Guy. Then I
provide both pistol and coin.

Martin. And corpse.

Guy. You're getting back your spirit. Will you call?

(_He spins a coin. Ruth puts her foot on it as it falls. At the same
time the moon lights up the scene._)

Now that's really very thoughtful of the moon. The target will be
visible, and we can see the coin as soon as you remove your foot.

Ruth. I shall not remove my foot.

Guy. And Kelsall quite forgot to call. He's too busy shivering.

Martin. I'm cold.

Guy (_taking another coin, spinning and catching rapidly_). This time,
Kelsall.

Martin. Heads.

Guy (_looking_). The pistol's yours.

(_Martin crosses doubtfully and takes it._)

Oh yes, it's loaded.

Ruth (_facing Martin, covering Guy, melodramatically_) Martin, you'll
shoot him through my body.

Guy. I'm sure that's out of Mrs. Radcliffe, Ruth. It has the true
romantic ring. Will you help me to tie her up, Kelsall? It's a bore to
have to ask the favour, but----

Martin. You're smiling and you're going to die.

Guy. It's possible, but these cold nights do make a man's hand shake,
don't they? Your luck may not be altogether in. The heavens do not send
the sign you look for.

Martin. They sent the moon to shoot you by.

Guy. Yes. Get out of the way, Ruth, unless you want to be tied up. Stand
clear. This fellow's hand's so shaky he might hit you by mistake. Go
ahead, Kelsall. Remember your wrongs and your faith and blaze away.

Martin (_half raising the pistol, then dropping it_). I can't do it.
It's the chance I've prayed for and I can't do it.

Guy. Oh come, Kelsall. Remember what's expected of a leader of the men.

Martin (_jerking up his head_). I've beaten you there. Yes, now I
understand. I'm not afraid to shoot.

Guy. My mistake.

Martin. Oh, I've a sweeter revenge than that, Shoot, and you'd never
know the way that you've been fooled this night.

Guy. You didn't shoot because you lacked the pluck.

Martin. The thing I didn't lack was brain to outwit you and bring you on
a fool's errand to the moors while----

(_Pausing._)

Guy (_alarmed_). While what?

Martin. Oh, while the moon came out and showed your military friends the
truth.

Guy. The truth? What is the truth?

Martin. Oh, you shall know. I'm keeping you alive that you may know.

Guy. What is it, you--------

(_Enter Captain and Ephraim._)

Captain (_entering_). Are you there, Barlow? (_Seeing him._) Oh----
(_Saluting Ruth._)

Guy. Never mind these people. What is it?

Captain. Confound it, that's what _I_ want to know.

Guy. What are you doing here? Why aren't you down there surrounding
those weavers?

Captain. Well, you see, the fact is, there are no weavers.

Ephraim. Dogs, Guy. You remember I noticed the dogs.

Guy. Dogs? Have you both gone mad? My patience! What is it?

Captain (_drawing him to look_). You see those torches?

Guy (_impatiently_). Of course.

Captain. But you can't see who's carrying them from here.

Guy. I don't need to see. I know. It's the weavers' meeting.

Captain. Weavers! They're sheep, sir. Sheep with torches fastened to
them and not a man in sight.

Guy. Sheep!

Martin (_quietly_). You'll remember I said butchers was the right word.

Guy. Sheep! But we heard singing;

Martin. A dozen men can make a noise. They'll have sore throats
to-morrow.

Guy. Sheep!

Martin (_ringingly_). Look up! I've got my sign in the heavens.

(_The sky is illuminated by the great leaping glare of a distant fire_)

Captain. Fire!

Martin. This is my night after all, Guy Barlow. The factory's ablaze.


CURTAIN.



ACT IV

_Later the same night. Scene as Act II. Wine and glasses on table. The
curtains are drawn apart and the glare of the burning factory is seen.
Ephraim and John are in the window._


John. It's a sad sight, Barlow.

Ephraim. A sight I cannot bear to see. Shut it out. Shut it out. (_He
draws curtains._)

(_John lays a sympathetic hand on his shoulder, and Ephraim goes slowly
to chair by fireplace._)

I built it, Heppenstall, the first factory in these parts, fifteen
years ago, and there it's stood through all these years a monument of
enterprise, until I'd grown to love the very stone of it. They mocked
me when I put it up. They called it Barlow's Folly. But I knew. I knew
machinery had come to stay, and now new factories are springing up, and
building one to-day is not the same great thing it was. The glamour's
gone.

John. But you'll rebuild.

Ephraim. Guy will rebuild. I doubt if I shall care for what he does.
This night has broken me.

John. Come, come, now, don't give way like that. Ephraim. It's easy talk
for you. Your factory is sound. They've left it standing.

John. Aye. You were the scapegoats.

Ephraim. And all my business checked. Customers to disappoint.
Connections broken and----

John. They will come back to you.

Ephraim. And when? You can burn fast, but you rebuild slowly. And the
misery, Heppenstall, the misery of it.

John. You're thinking of your men?

Ephraim. Aye and their families.

John. A merciful man, Barlow.

Ephraim. Oh, let the leaders swing for it. It's their desert. But all
the others, just the heedless fools they've led astray. I'm sorry for
them in the bitter days to come. Guy's been too hard on them.

John. Yes. Guy's been hard. A wilful, headstrong man. But, hearkee,
Barlow, I've a plan that will smooth out the crookedness for you.

Ephraim. A plan?

John. You've been a rival of me, and your son has made the rivalry
no pleasant thing. But you and I are friends, and sooner than see you
suffer for your son, I'll run my place by night as well as day, and you
can put your people there by night and keep faith with your customers.

Ephraim (_rising_). Why, Heppenstall, that's generous.

John. There's something in the doctrine which that fighting-cock
of yours was preaching here last night. We manufacturers must cling
together, Barlow, only he wanted us to cling to his policy and, by your
leave, we'll cling to mine. It lets you satisfy your customers and
keep your weavers living, and it gives me the chance of rapping Mr. Guy
Barlow on the knuckles.

Ephraim (_timidly_). Do you think he'll let--?

John. Why, man alive, I hope that you are master here.

Ephraim. I shall take no pleasure in it now.

(_Enter Guy._)

That old factory was like another son to me.

Guy (_in high spirits_). And a damned rickety child it was.

Ephraim. Guy!

Guy (_good-humouredly_). You will get a new son, father A lusty son with
new machinery in the guts of him.

Ephraim. It will not be my old factory.

Guy. No, by the Lord, it won't. It will be efficient. Come, father, bear
up. We'll soon have that site covered up again with another son for you,
and there's no love like the love of a man for the child of his old age.

Ephraim. It won't be my child, Guy.

Guy. Then call it your grandson and dote upon him as a grandad should.

John. Is this a time for your jesting, Mr. Guy?

Guy. Maybe you think you've the laugh of me, Mr. Heppenstall, you with
your factory unburnt. Wait till my new building is complete with all the
last word in machinery, Look to your business then. I'll show you what a
factory should be.

Ephraim. Guy, you sound--almost--as if you are glad.

Guy. Why not? We're well insured.

Ephraim. And our customers, meantime?

Guy. Customers? Fire breaks all contracts.

Ephraim. Not mine. Not while there exists a way of carrying them out.

Guy. There is no way.

John. You'll pardon me, there is. I have offered your father the use of
my factory by night.

Guy. By night? We should lose money. There would be you to pay, and
weaving by candlelight is expensive.

Ephraim. Then let us lose money. I will carry out my contracts.
And--think of the weavers, Guy.

Guy. Let them starve.

Ephraim. I won't. I will hang the leaders. But the rest shall live.

Guy. They will live somehow. When we want them again, they will be
there. Meantime, they shall be punished.

Ephraim. I say they shall not, and by our good friend's help they need
not be.

Guy. Our good friend is to run his factory by day and night and take his
profit out of us. So much for friendship.

Ephraim. He must certainly be compensated for turning his place upside
down.

Guy. Why turn it upside down?

Ephraim. For the sake of the weavers whom I will not desert.

Guy. Did I burn their livelihood? No. They did. Let them suffer for it.

Ephraim. Guy, I have to remind you again that I am the head of the firm.

Guy. Very well, then. I break my connection with the firm.

Ephraim. Guy! Barlow & Son.

Guy. In future there will be two firms. The first is a charitable
institution which penalizes itself to find work for riotous weavers who
burn its factory. The second firm exists to make money.

Ephraim. You mustn't do that, Guy. Not the factory and the firm on one
black night. I can't stand both.

Guy. Then the firm goes on on my terms.

Ephraim. You mustn't leave me, Guy.

Guy. Very well. Barlow & Son decline your offer with thanks, Mr.
Heppenstall. (_He turns to table, pours wine and drinks._)

John. Barlow, do you mean to tell me----?

Ephraim. I give him best, Heppenstall. The lad is a stronger man than I
am. Henceforth I am a looker-on.

Guy (_seated at table_). Father, hand me those plans.

Ephraim. Plans, Guy?

Guy. The new factory, man. Do you think there's time to waste? (_He
finds pistol uncomfortable in his pocket, takes out and puts on table._)
Hah! That's finished with. I use a stronger weapon. This. (_Taking up
pen and bending over the plans which Ephraim has put before him._)

John. Come away, Barlow.

Ephraim. Yes. Yes. I think--(_he follows John haltingly to door._)

(_Exeunt Ephraim and John. Guy is busy with the plans. Enter Ruth
quickly. She closes door and leans against it, panting._)

Ruth. Guy!

Guy (_not looking up_). I am busy, Ruth.

Ruth. Guy, they have got my father. The soldiers, Guy. They've got my
father.

Guy (_still bending_). Yes, I can hear.

Ruth. My father!

Guy (_leaning back in chair_). Why not? Your father joined the rest.

Ruth. What will they do to him?

Guy. The law has a strong arm, Ruth.

Ruth. You mean----

Guy. Fools pay for their folly.

Ruth (_coming to him_). Guy, Guy, you will not let my father---- Oh----

Guy. Captain Lascelles has charge of all the prisoners till they are
handed over to the civil authorities. If you wish to communicate with
any of them, you must apply to him.

Ruth. But--Guy--they say the prisoners will be hanged.

Guy. It's more than likely.

Ruth. And my father----

Guy (_rising and standing with hack to fire_). Arson is a hanging
matter, Ruth. If your father chose to be a riotous incendiary, he must
pay the penalty.

Ruth (_standing by table_). Guy, don't you love me?

Guy. I have loved you, Ruth. I find you are the kind of woman men do
love.

Ruth. What do you mean?

Guy. There was a man to-night, Ruth, upon the moors.

Ruth. That? But you know.

Guy. I am waiting to know.

Ruth. I went to save your life from him. I heard him speak in here,
last night, when you and Mr. Heppenstall had gone in there, and he--he
threatened and----

Guy. Threatened! He! And if he did, do you imagine it a woman's job to
guard my life?

Ruth. He threatened and he meant to do.

Guy. And what had you to do with him?

Ruth. That is all over now.

Guy. It may be, but it has left its mark. Why did you go to him?

Ruth. I went because of what is past. Before I knew you, Guy, I knew him
and----

Guy. You went to beg my life. From him, your lover, Martin Kelsall!

Ruth. Yes. He was my lover once.

Guy. A fine strong lover for you, wife of mine. A brave, grand lover,
Ruth.

Ruth. Oh, you outfaced him in the quarry there. I saw the fear he had
for you.

Guy. The starveling rat.

Ruth. Yes, starveling and a coward when he met you face to face, you
with your strength and he an ill and starving man. Maybe it's easy for
a strong man to be brave, but, in the end, he won. His starveling brain
had made a plan. His----

Guy. Damn him. Do you defend him?

Ruth. No, Guy, I don't defend. I prove him dangerous. I prove that
when I went, I went with reason. I prove that if he fooled me there, he
fooled you here. The factory is burnt.

Guy. I am not talking of the factory just now. It's you I'm talking of.
You say you prove him dangerous. You do. You say he fooled you there, me
here. I am not certain that he did not fool us both at once, up there.

Ruth. Guy! But I told you.

Guy. What?

Ruth. You came in time.

Guy. In time for what? I want to know. It seems to me that you were
ready----

Ruth. Yes. I was ready, ready then and there to save your life.

Guy. At the price------?

Ruth. To save your life. You see, I loved you, Guy.

Guy. You loved me!

Ruth. Could I have proved it more?

Guy. There is a price which no man pays for life. You got his pistol
from him. How?

Ruth. By promising. And then you came. Guy, Guy, I loved you and I
wanted you to live.

Guy. And you?

Ruth. The quarry cliff is steep. I should have died.

Guy. Come here, Ruth. Look at me. Look into my eyes and tell me that
again.

(_She comes to him._)

Ruth. I should have died. Death's easy, Guy.

Guy. Yes. I believe you now. (_From her._) By heaven, what a fool you
are.

Ruth. A loving fool, then, Guy.

Guy, A fool in love's the worst of fools. There, there it's over, Ruth.
But Kelsall? Yes, I've got Kelsall. Kelsall shall pay for this.

Ruth. They'll hang him, Guy?

Guy. Oh yes, they'll hang what's left.

Ruth. What's left?

Guy. When I have done with Martin Kelsall, the gallows will be welcome
to the rest.

Ruth. Guy, you----

Guy. Be careful, Ruth, or you will have me doubting you again.

Ruth. And there's my father, Guy. Is he to hang as well?

Guy. You come of a race of fools.

Ruth. I believe that you can save him, Guy. For my sake, won't you let
that old man live. My father, Guy? Your father's friend when they were
young together.

Guy. Come here, Ruth. I'll strike a bargain with you. (_He sits._)

Ruth. A bargain?

Guy. Yes, for your father's neck. We mustn't let our father hang, must
we, my pretty?

Ruth. If what you want is in my power to grant----

Guy. It's in your power. We'll have a straightening out of things, my
girl. They've got askew, and this night's work of yours is just the last
knot that you'll tie. You meddle, girl. You are come of weavers' stock
and weavers tend to meddling. You used to ask me questions, you worried
me about the factory. I stopped your asking, but I didn't change your
ways. You kept them, saved them up for this fine piece of meddling of
to-night. Now Ruth, it's this. You're my wife. You're Mrs Barlow,
not Ruth Butterworth. Your thoughts should be of my making, not your
father's. You will give up attending other people's business and attend
your own. Maybe if you had done that earlier we should have seen by now
some sign of what I'm looking for from you. You know what that is, lass.
I want an heir. Give me obedience, my Ruth, bear me a son, and this
night's work shall be forgotten.

Ruth. And, my father?

Guy. Your father shall escape the hangman, Ruth. What do you say to me?

Ruth. I--I will be your slave. (_She sinks at his feet in utter
surrender._)

Guy. You will be my wife. You won't ask questions. You will know that
what I do is good because I do it, and the sooner you bring me an heir
the better I shall be pleased with you.

Ruth. That is in God's hand, Guy.

Guy. Aye, but meddling women make bad mothers, Ruth.

Ruth. I will not meddle more. I'll be your--your wife.

(_Enter Captain Lascelles. Ruth struggles up._)

Captain. Oh, I--I beg your pardon--I----

Guy (_rising and pouring wine_). Come in, Captain, come in.

(_Captain closes door and advances._)

Captain, a loving cup. I apologize to the British Army and congratulate
you on the round-up. (_Holding glass out._)

Captain (_taking glass_). Why, thank you, Mr. Barlow. Here's your
health, sir. To your eyes, madam.

Guy (_drinking_). A very gallant piece of work, Captain.

(_They sit at table. Ruth is by fire, looking into it._)

Captain. Gallant? Nay, to my mind, sir, the policing of your valley
is no work for a man of Wellington's. It is a sorry soldier who takes
pleasure in the harrying of half-starved weavers.

Guy. All work well done is good work, Captain.

Captain. I do not share your pleasure in this night. And let me tell
you, sir, your father's with me in the view I take.

Guy. My father? Aye, old men resent a change, especially a change that
is forced on them. But for myself, why, good out of evil, captain. A
new factory, up to date in every detail with new machines to cut my wage
list down, and----

Captain. Do you think it's safe to build again?

Guy. Safe?

Captain. Yes. Will they let you?

Guy. The weavers? Man, they'll help.

Captain. Will they now?

Guy. They will come and ask to be allowed to help They'll sit round
watching stone go on to stone and thank their God for every story
raised.

Captain. That's not their mood to-night.

Guy. To-night they have a supper in them, They'll be starving then.

Ruth (_without turning_). Starving!

Captain. You are somewhat drastic, sir.

Guy. Well, sir, and are not you? In the army you've the noble
institution of flogging to keep your men to heel. We can't flog weavers.
It's against the law and so we have to keep them disciplined by other
means. And now, captain, about your prisoners.

Captain. Yes?

Guy. You would count them carefully? Suppose, I mean, that one were
missing. Would you take it very much to heart?

Captain. On the contrary, sir, I should be glad to see the whole lot go.

Guy. What, all of them? And go away with nothing to show for your
night's work?

Captain. I don't regard this as a creditable night, Mr. Barlow. Your
father was saying just now that the simplest way is to let them all
escape. They will have had the scare of their lives and are not likely
to forget the lesson.

Ruth (_turning to Guy_). Oh, if you would!

Guy (_ignoring her_). And what did you say?

The Northerners

Captain. I agreed with him.

Guy. You're a man of heart, Captain. Only you would be cashiered.

Captain. I would risk cashiering. And I may remind you, sir, that it is
not you, but your father, who's the magistrate.

Guy. I speak here for my father. We settled that between us half an hour
ago.

Captain. That's true. He sent me to you.

Guy. On your errand of--mercy?

Captain. Yes.

Guy (_rising_). Captain, oblige me by sending two of your prisoners
here. Butterworth and Kelsall. One of them may escape. He is my wife's
father.

Captain (_rising_). Your wife's father! I'm sorry, Mrs. Barlow. I had
so few men that I had to bind the prisoners, and your father must be
pinioned like the rest.

Guy. He acted like the rest. I will see to his bindings, Captain.

Captain. And as to the other question?

Guy. What other?

Captain. Letting them all escape.

Guy. There is no other question.

Captain. Your father, sir-----

Guy. Your duty, Captain Lascelles, is to hand your prisoners to the
authorities to be dealt with as the law provides. Meanwhile, send me the
men I want.

Captain. Very well.

(_Exit Captain Lascelles. Guy sits to his plans. After a moment Ruth
comes to him and touches his arm._)

Ruth. Guy!

Guy (_not looking up_). Don't go, Ruth. I want you here.

Ruth. I was not going, but----

Guy. Then oblige me by silence. These plans of mine must reach an
architect to-morrow. (_Takes knife from pocket and erases something on
plan._) And the new machinery must be ordered to-night.

Ruth. Guy, how soon will the new factory be built?

Guy (_still at work_). With luck, six months, if frost does not hold up
the masons.

Ruth. Six months. Six wintry months and in the mean time all the
weavers----

Guy. Those who are not hanged will be starving for their sins. I've told
you to keep quiet, Ruth.

Ruth. I have kept quiet, Guy, kept quiet while you made me love you like
your dog because you warmed my body well and fed me till my eyes
were closed with fat and all my will was lulled to sleep. I asked you
questions of the factory, and when you gave me poetry books to read,
I read them and forgot. You told me not to meddle and I have obeyed.
I gave up asking questions till in all the valley there was none more
ignorant than me. Than me, who----

Guy (_rising_). Than you who made a bargain with me here. Is this your
way of keeping it?

Ruth. Guy, let me ask you things. If it is the last time, for just this
once, be kind and tell me what you mean to do.

Guy. If it is the last time? Ruth, I keep my bargains. There is your
father's life at stake.

Ruth. Still, I must know. For the sake of our future, Guy, I must know
what you mean to do. I have been quiet, Guy. I will again. I might have
spoken now while Captain Lascelles spoke with you. I kept my silence
then, But tell me, Guy. It's you who are the master now? You, not your
father?

Guy. It is I.

Ruth. Lord of the Valley. Master of their lives. Guy, Guy, what will you
do with them?

Guy. Break them.

Ruth. Your father would be merciful.

Guy. Old men grow soft with age.

Ruth. Have you not broken them enough? Have they not starved for you
till desperation made them turn and do the deed they did to-night?

Guy. They did the deed. They turned. Therefore they are not broken,
Ruth. But, by the Lord, they're going to be. I'll have them meek. I'll
crush their spirits till their children's children rue the day their
fathers tried to thwart Guy Barlow.

Ruth. Yes. You can do it. You've the strength.

Guy. And the power. The dogs don't know their master yet.

Ruth. You can do it, Guy. But will you?

Guy. Will I?

Ruth. Hear me. A woman can't do much. A woman's handicapped. But what
she can do, Guy, all that I'll do----

Guy. Where is your bargain now?

Ruth. Yes. I made a bargain, didn't I? I bargained for my father's life.
My life for his.

Guy. Your--life?

Ruth. I said I'd be your slave. I said that I would give you sons. I
said I would not ask you questions.

Guy. And you have asked. You have asked and had your answers, For the
last time, Ruth.

Ruth. Yes. I shall ask no more. I shall----Guy. What?

(_Enter soldier with Matthew and Martin, whose wrists are bound behind
their backs._)

Soldier. Captain Lascelles' orders, sir.

Guy. Thank you. You may go.

(_Soldier salutes and goes. Ruth snatches knife from table and cuts
Matthew's bonds._)

Ruth. Father, you shall not be bound.

Guy (_watching cynically and firmly taking knife from her._) No. Our
father must not be in bonds, must he? But we will stop there, Ruth. It
is not Kelsall's turn just yet.

Matthew. I am not wishful to be treated differently from the rest.

Guy. No? And yet, do you know, Father-in-law Butterworth, you are
going to be. Martyrs are going cheap to-night. I have another use than
martyrdom for you. Matthew. Well, seemingly, I'm in your hands.

Guy. You are precisely in my hands, Father-in-law. What would you say
now if I let you go scot free for this?

Ruth (_half-incredulously_). Guy!

Matthew. I'd say the wench had talked to you.

Guy. Yes. She has talked. And then, Butterworth? After I had let you go?

Matthew. You want a promise from me? Well, I'll make you none until you
put away from you the abomination of machinery. I'll fight till I can
fight no more against your factories and ugliness. I'll fight for honest
craftsmanship and joy and pride in work until there's not a factory left
in the land, until we've made an end to all the makers and the users of
machines that take the weaver's handiwork away, until----

Ruth (_holding him back as he advances towards Guy_). Father! Guy has
the power of life or death. You could be hanged for what you've done
to-night.

Guy. And dead men burn no factories, Butterworth.

Matthew. Dead men can speak, speak from their graves back to the living,
Mr. Guy.

Guy. I have told you you are not to die. You're going to live, because I
will it so.

Matthew. And ask me to submit?

Guy. I don't remember asking. I know you will submit.

Matthew. Never.

Guy. The door is there. Get out of it and go. You'll not be stayed. Go
out and show yourself alive. Go out and prove to all the valley that Guy
Barlow has the power of life or death.

Matthew. So that's the use you have for me. To show myself a coward,
who----

Guy. To show yourself sent back to life by me.

Matthew. To life! The life you send me to is not worth having.

Guy. Perhaps that's why I send you back to it.

Matthew. No. I will----

Ruth. You will think of my mother.

Martin. Go, Butterworth. There is still work for you to do.

Matthew. To take my life from him!

Ruth. He will not taunt you with it, father.

Guy (_going impatiently to door and opening it_). Go, man, before I
change my mind, and thank your God it's you I choose to take my message
out--the message that Guy Barlow has the power to send men to the
gallows or the loom. For you, the loom. For him, the gallows. Go.

(_Ruth goes with Matthew to door._)

Ruth. Go, father.

Guy. Ruth, not you.

Ruth. No.

(_Gently pushing Matthew out. He goes. Guy closes door, then crosses to
window and throws curtains hack. Then turns bullyingly on Martin._)

Guy. Well, Martin Kelsall, do you like your handiwork? A pretty bonfire
for a winter's night. Look at it, Kelsall. Drink it in, for it is like
to be the last you'll see of earthly fire. They don't waste coal in
jail.

Martin. I have two things will keep me warm.

Guy. You will need them both before the hangman fits a noose about your
neck.

Martin. Two things, Guy Barlow. Hatred. Hatred of you and satisfaction
for to-night. We've made a clean sweep of your factory.

Guy. And I could almost find it in my heart to shake your dirty hand
for doing it. You've left the less to clear away before we can commence
rebuilding.

Martin. Rebuilding!

Guy. Why, did you think we'd sit down still and mourn? You will not live
to see it, Kelsall, but there will be a grand new factory in six months'
time. There'll be machines which eat up work as if they liked it.
Machines to do the work of many men. They're cunning things, those new
machines. They are not rebellious and a little child can guide them by
the hand. Kelsall, I think a factory should have a name. I shall call
mine the Phoenix Factory, because it's going to rise more glorious upon
the ashes you have sown.

Martin. Oh, you can kill me----

Guy. And I shall. I'm not like you. I'm not afraid to kill.

Martin. But my work will go on.

Guy. It will. And shall I tell you what that work of yours will be?
Death, Kelsall, Death and----

Martin. Yes, death for me, but for the others--those for whom I give my
life--there will be----

Guy. There will be the slower death which you escape by hanging. They
will thank you for it, won't they, Kelsall? While they starve, they'll
bless your name for burning down the factory that brought them bread.

Martin. It did not bring them bread enough for life.

Guy. Oh, some of them will live the winter through and come to work my
new looms in the spring. They'll be the strong men who survive, strong
weavers for my factory and, by the Lord, they will be meek. They will
have learnt the cost of yonder carnival. They----

Ruth. Stop, Guy.

Guy. What?

Ruth. I'm telling you to stop your blasphemy.

Guy. You asked me questions, Ruth. I thought you liked to listen to my
plans.

Ruth. Yes. I have asked you questions and I have my answer now.

Guy. True, but you interrupt me, Ruth. You interrupt my telling Mr.
Kelsall of the future which he will not be fortunate enough to see.

Ruth. You are baiting a helpless man, and----

Guy. If you prefer to go, the door is open. I've got a crow to pick with
Kelsall here.

Ruth. I do not prefer to go. I told you what a woman could, I'd do to
stop your infamies.

Guy (_sneering_). Women can do so much.

Ruth. Sometimes they can do much. Martin, I am glad that they have bound
your hands. Glad of it now, because----

Martin (_understanding_). No. No. Not that way, Ruth.

Ruth. Is there another?

Martin. Yes. Loose my hands and I----

Guy. I think not, Kelsall. So. You are Ruth and Martin to each other,
are you? And Ruth met Martin on the moors to-night. Ruth is my wife, and
Martin--Martin is---- (_He approaches with fist clenched to strike._)

Ruth (_in front of Martin, protecting him_). Martin is the man I should
have married if----

Guy (_restraining himself with the mastery of one who feels he can take
his time_). If you hadn't seen a better chance in me.

Martin. A better chance!

Ruth (_with a protective arm across his chest, watching Guy by fire,
over her shoulder_). Yes, Martin, for it was a chance.

Martin (_bitterly_) What have you made of it?

Ruth. Oh, in the end it comes to this. Could it have come to any other
thing?

Martin. We might have had this time together, Ruth. Some sort of
happiness, some little sort.

Ruth. I've had some happiness with him. The sort of happiness you have
when you're asleep. I loved him in my sleep, and in my dreams he seemed
a proper man to love. But you--you've had no happiness. You have been
lonely, Martin, lonely and cold and hungry. You should have had me
working with you all this while. I've been a traitor to you in my sleep.
But now--now I am awake and in the death to which they'll make you
go, you shall be stainless to the end. And in their hearts you'll live
again--the man who planned and did and died upon a gallows for the
people's sake. I will keep you pure for that, my Martin. I-----

Guy (_from fire_). I am being very patient, Ruth.

Ruth (_to Martin, not turning_). You see, I've had my happiness, so it
is right that I should pay. (_She turns to Guy._)

Guy. So? You have finished your farewell?

Ruth. Yes, Guy, it is all over now.

Guy (_suddenly ferocious_). Then come here, Ruth. Come here and scream.
Scream loudly, Ruth, or I shall cheat the hangman of his prey before
they drag me off.

Ruth (_between them_) You shall not touch him, Guy. A fettered man.

Guy. Shan't! Shall I not? Come to me, Ruth, I tell you. Come away. I'm
master here.

Ruth. Yes. You are master here where your father was. And if you die,
your father would be master still.

Guy. You are standing in my way.

Ruth. Your father's merciful and you--you shall not have your vengeance,
Guy. The hard, hard laws will take revenge and men will pay in blood and
tears and life for what they've done to-night. You shall not make the
women pay in agony. (_She takes pistol from table and points._) You
shall not starve the valley, Guy.

Guy. So. That is what you mean. The pistol's loaded, and your aim is
true. (_He comes round table._)

Ruth. I do not shake with hunger, Guy.

Guy. Not by my death nor by a hundred deaths of such as me will you
delay the spread of factories. They will go on--go on--I may not see it,
but---- (_He leaps._)

Ruth. You will not see it, Guy. (_She fires._) And I--I only see the
valley here and you who would be master of their lives.

Guy (_falling_). You--you've got me, Ruth.

Ruth (_dropping pistol_). The plans. The plans. (_She burns plans in
fire._)

Guy. Ruth!

Ruth. Yes. (_By him._) I have killed the man I loved. Lest he became the
beast I'd hate.

Martin. Ruth! For God's sake, loose my hands. Ruth (_looking at Guy_).
Good-bye, Martin. They will be coming for me now.

(_Captain Lascelles, Ephraim and John are seen in the doorway._)


CURTAIN.



ZACK


CHARACTERS.

Paul Munning.

Zachariah Munning.

Joe Wrigley.

James Abbott.

Thomas Mowatt

Harry Shoebridge

Mrs. Munning.

Virginia Cavender.

Martha Wrigley.

Sally Teale


Act I.--_Mrs. Munnings Parlour--an afternoon in early June_.

Act II.--_The Refreshment Room--morning a fortnight later_.

Act III.--_Mrs. Munnings Parlour--evening a month later._


In the Village of Little Hulton, Lancashire.



ACT I.

_The parlour in Mrs. Munning's house, the window of which looks out to
a bowling green. The room is furnished with chairs and sofa, upholstered
in horsehair. It is not quite shabby, but well used. The ornaments
crowded on the mantelpiece are Mid-Victorian survivals. There is a
bookshelf on the wall above the bureau. The wall-paper is flowered;
there is no gas, but lamp on table. In the window is a small model in
plaster of a wedding-cake. It should be quite small and unostentatious.
Men's coats are hung behind door. The light is of a spring afternoon._

_As the curtain rises, Mrs. Munning, who is fifty-five and hard
featured, is dusting the ornaments on the mantel. She is in her best
clothes, which are black, protected by a dirty apron. She looks at the
clock impatiently. It strikes four. She goes to window and looks out.
She mutters, "And time too" and goes to door. She opens it and speaks
through it._

*****

Mrs. Munning. Get a move on, now. Take your things off in there and come
along quick.

Sally (_off_). Yes, Mrs. Munning.

Mrs. Munning. Hurry up when I tell you. This is a nice time of day to
come.

Sally (_entering, a pretty, country girl of eighteen in print frock_).
You told me to come o' Thursday and Thursday _'_tis.

Mrs. Munning. It's been Thursday a long time.

Sally. You never said no hour. And mother said to me, she says----

Mrs. Munning. Never mind what she said. You take hold of that duster and
let me see you shape.

Sally. Yes, Mrs. Munning. (_She takes it and dusts at mantel._)

Mrs. Munning. Take care of those ornaments now, Sally.

Sally. Now don't you fret yourself. I'm not the breaking sort. You can
stop my wages for all I'm like to break.

Mrs. Munning. That's of course.

Sally. I was telling you. Mother, she says to me, you stay at home for
your dinner, she says, and that'll save Mrs. Munning a bit; and I stayed
willing because we'd trotters to-day and they're a dish that I've a
relish for.

Mrs. Munning. You could have gone home to your dinner.

Sally. And I couldn't. Not when I'd once begun with you. Meals and all,
you said, and a bargain's a bargain.

Mrs. Munning. Well, you should have come this morning. Leaving me all to
do.

Sally. Mother didn't know you were in a hurry.

Mrs. Munning. She ought to, then. I told her. I told her that when Miss
Cavender came this afternoon I wanted her to take you for a regular
maid. And don't you forget it neither, Sally, and go giving it away
you're not always here.

Sally. Suppose she asks me, Mrs. Munning?

Mrs. Munning. If you'll shape properly, she'll never think but what
you're regular. That's what I wanted you early for. To run you round and
show you the ways of the house.

Sally. Eh, but I don't need showing. Didn't I spring-clean for you last
year? I'll manage easy.

Mrs. Munning. You'll have to now. And don't come asking me where things
are kept, not when Miss Cavender can hear you ask.

Sally. Oh, don't you worry, Mrs. Munning. If any one gives it away to
Miss Cavender that I've not been here for years and years, it'll not be
me. Find my way about a strange house blindfold, I can. It's a natural
gift.

(_Paul Munning enters, a man of thirty, well-built, but with meanness
stamped upon an otherwise not unattractive face. He wears light clothes
with a grey bowler hat, and a buttonhole._)

Sally. Here's Mr. Paul. Good-afternoon, sir.

(_Paul grunts. Mrs. Munning turns._)

Paul. Has she come yet?

Mrs. Munning. Not yet. Have you----?

(_Paul indicates Sally._)

Um. This room will do now, Sally.

Sally. It will, though I says it that did it.

Mrs. Munning. Did you! I fancied I did it myself.

Sally. You did the rough, Mrs. Munning, but I always say it's the
finishing touch that counts with dusting and I reckon I did that.

Mrs. Munning. Well, now you can go to the kitchen and get the kettle on
for tea.

Sally. You'll be having your tea in here, won't you?

Mrs. Munning. Yes.

Sally. All right. You needn't raise a hand to it. I'll see to
everything.

(_Sally goes out._)

Mrs. Munning. She's a Miss Know-all, she is.

Paul. Won't she do?

Mrs. Munning. She'll have to do. Virginia's got to think we keep a maid,
and Sally's the only one who'd come at our price.

Paul (_sitting, gloomily_). It's great expense.

Mrs. Munning. No helping that. It's got to be. We can't have Virginia
going home and telling all her aunt's too poor to keep a servant. Did
you get that order?

Paul. No.

Mrs. Munning. Not Taylor's?

Paul. Wilson, of Norton Parva, is catering for Mrs. Taylor's wedding.

Mrs. Munning. You mean to say that Wilson got there first?

Paul. He hadn't been.

Mrs. Munning. Then how's he got the order?

Paul. He's going to get it. It's the same old tale. They'd heard our
weddings aren't as pleasant as they used to be. Knew we were nearest,
but they thought they'd give Wilson a chance. A good ten pounds gone
from us there.

Mrs. Munning. Well, I don't know.

Paul. And I don't know. If I knew I'd alter it. We're doing things no
different from what we always did, and yet it's got about our style's
gone off. It's not gone off.

Mrs. Munning. I'm sure it's not. What do they say? Do they tell you
anything?

Paul. Folks with a wedding in their house are too uplifted to say much.
They don't explain. What I make out is we're not so hearty as we used to
be.

Mrs. Munning. Hearty?

Paul. I've heard it said so. God knows what it means. I'm sure I try to
be hearty. It's prejudice, and nothing else.

Mrs. Munning. And word's passed round against us.

Paul. Seems so.

Mrs. Munning. It's very bad, Paul.

Paul. Bad? Don't I know it's bad? Couldn't be worse if it tried. We'll
have the shutters up altogether at this rate. The joinery business
doesn't keep us alive, and if the catering goes to ruin, we'll go along
with it. That's all.

Mrs. Munning. That's all, is it? Can't you up and fight it? You're
losing heart.

Paul. Enough to make me, too. You can fight a thing you see, but you
can't fight a prejudice. It's like hitting air. I tell you what, mother,
this is no time to have a guest, and a guest that calls for a servant.

Mrs. Munning. We can't afford to lose a chance.

Paul. Chance of what?

Mrs. Munning. There's money in that family, and when my sister writes
to me and says Virginia's not been well and needs the country air, I say
it's folly not to have her here, cost what it may.

Paul. There's money and they'll keep it to themselves.

Mrs. Munning. I'm not the one to go expecting much, but you never know,
and it _'_ud be no more than sisterly of Annie to remember me in her
will.

Paul. Oh well, she's coming and we're in for it. How long before we see
the back of her?

Mrs. Munning. The doctor told her mother it'll take a month to put her
right.

Paul. A month! A month! Good Lord! There's Sally at six shillings a week
wages, that's one pound four, and as much again for keep, is two pounds
eight, and Virginia an invalid _'_ll cost----

Mrs. Munning. She's not an invalid. She's just run down.

Paul. I know, and the Lord knows what it'll cost in fancy goods to wind
her up. You'll see no change from five pounds for this affair.

Mrs. Munning. I say it's worth it.

Paul. And I hope you're right.

Mrs. Munning. We'll see. You'd better change your clothes now, Paul.

Paul. Change? What for?

Mrs. Munning. When I married your father I married a joiner and I didn't
see cause to tell our Annie that he couldn't make ends meet till
I turned to and made a catering business for him as well, me being
apprenticed to the confectionery when he came courting me. I didn't tell
them and I haven't told to this day.

Paul. Yes, but if the girl's to stay a month she's bound to know it soon
or late.

Mrs. Munning. Then let her know it late. There's a lot in first
impressions.

Paul. Why, there's Mr. Abbott's wedding-party tomorrow.

Mrs. Munning. That's not to-day, is it? And we'll send her for a walk
to-morrow with Zack, out of the way.

Paul. About all he's fit for.

Mrs. Munning. You get your gay clothes changed,

Paul, or she'll ask questions at once. I've tea to see to now. (_Opening
door._) Sally!

Sally (_appearing with folded cloth_). Now it's all right, Mrs. Munning.
I'm finding all I want.

(_Paul goes out. Sally unfolds and lays on table a ragged white cloth._)

Mrs. Munning. What do you call that?

Sally. Tea-cloth, isn't it?

Mrs. Munning. Yes, for the kitchen. I've got one here for this room.
(_She opens drawer in table and takes out cloth._)

Sally (_watching_). Oh! Company cloth, like.

Mrs. Munning. Take the other back.

(_Sally is going._)

And here, Sally.

Sally (_turning_). Yes, Mrs. Munning.

Mrs. Munning (_going to window, getting the wedding-cake model_). Take
this with you and put it in the dresser drawer. Sally. The dresser
drawer!

Mrs. Munning. And mind you close it.

Sally. Well I---- Oh, I see. You're hiding it.

Mrs. Munning. We don't want Miss Cavender to be learning everything at
once.

Sally. A nod's as good as a wink to me. I'm mum.

(_Sally goes out, with model and cloth, nodding sagely. Mrs. Munning
carefully spreads the new cloth on table, putting the lamp on the
bureau. Sally re-enters with tray, which she places on the table with a
flourish. Mrs. Munning surveys the tray._)

Mrs. Munning. That'll not do, Sally.

Sally. What's wrong now?

Mrs. Munning. You mustn't bring in the loaf like that. I want cut bread
and butter.

Sally. Oh, well I call that making work, especially with a loaf like
that, all over nobbly bits of crust that's twice as sweet to eat for
tearing off.

Mrs. Munning. And that cress?

Sally (_bridling_). Well?

Mrs. Munning. It's for cress sandwiches.

Sally. Oh? I didn't see no ham nor nothink.

Mrs. Munning. Cress sandwiches, Sally.

Sally. How can they be sandwiches without there's meat?

Mrs. Munning. Can you cut them or must I do it myself?

Sally. Can I? Of course I can. But I call it a finicky way of doing
things. Making a nuisance of a simple job like eating cress. What are
fingers for?

Mrs. Munning. That will do, Sally. I want no grumbling.

(_Sally takes up loaf and cress._)

Sally. Grumbling? There never was nobody less of a grumbler than me. I
only speak my mind.

Mrs. Munning. Well, you get along and cut that bread up now. I want
things looking nice. Lord I If that isn't the fly now. Quick, Sally!
Put those plates down in yonder and get back to the door. (_She hustles
Sally out. By the door she takes off her apron, and pitches it through
door._) Hang that up sometime. Come along, now. Get to the front door.

(_Sally re-enters._)

Sally. It's all right, Mrs. Munning. Don't you get yourself into a tear.
There's another day to-morrow. (_Sally crosses to front door and exit._)

(_Mrs. Munning becomes very much the lady of leisure. She pats her hair,
takes a book from shelf and sits in arm-chair, reading. Sally re-enters
with Virginia, a well-dressed girl of the urban type with plenty of high
spirits and some little indication of recent illness._)

Sally. The young lady's here.

(_Sally remains, an interested spectator._)

Mrs. Munning (_marking her place in the book, and rising_). Well, so
this is Virginia. How you've grown!

Virginia. How are you, Aunt Elizabeth?

Mrs. Munning. I'm strong and hearty, child. It's you that's not.

Virginia. Oh, I'm all right now, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. You're pale.

Virginia. But not for long in this air of yours. There isn't much the
matter with me.

Mrs. Munning. Your mother wrote a different tale from that.

Virginia. Mother's a dear old fuss.

Mrs. Munning. How is she?

Virginia. She's splendid, thanks.

Mrs. Munning. Well, give Sally your coat and sit down. Virginia. Thanks.

(_Sally takes her coat, then stands examining it._)

Mrs. Munning. That's right. And now, Virginia----

Virginia. Jenny, please, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. Jenny!

Virginia. Virginia's no name to live with.

Mrs. Munning. Well, as you like. Why don't you sit?

Virginia. I didn't pay the flyman.

Mrs. Munning. As if we'd let you! It'll be a pleasure to Paul to see to
that. You'll remember Paul?

Virginia. Very vaguely. As a tiny boy.

Mrs. Munning. He's a big man now. He'll be helping the flyman up
with your boxes, only we don't hear them because this house is so
extraordinarily well-built you can't hear sounds in it at all. It's a
perfect refuge of peace. Just what you want to cure your nerves with
quiet and----

(_Several loud bumps are heard above. Mrs. Munning looks disconcerted._)

Virginia (_quickly_). I'm afraid my box is very heavy. Mrs. Munning
(_recovering_). Oh, Paul won't mind. He's wonderfully strong. Will you
have tea now or would you rather go to your room first? Sally shall show
you. Virginia (_rising_). Thank you.

Mrs. Munning (_speaking at Sally_). Our guest room is directly over
here.

(_Virginia nods and goes out._)

Sally. That's your room, Mrs. Munning.

Mrs. Munning. You keep that to yourself.

(_Sally nods, and goes out after Virginia. Mrs. Munning fusses a moment
at the tea tablet then suddenly thinking, goes to the window and opens
it._)

(_Calling softly_). Zack! Zack! Zack!

(_Paul enters. He has changed to a brown suit of country cut._)

Paul. What do you want Zack for? (_He speaks at her back._)

Mrs. Munning (_turning violently_). Eh? Oh, it's you.

Paul. Yes. What's to do?

Mrs. Munning. I've had so much on hand with that Sally turning up so
late that it slipped my mind about Zack.

Paul. What about Zack?

Mrs. Munning. I've forgotten to warn him.

Paul. Warn?

Mrs. Munning. About the catering, and Sally and so on. If we don't make
it as plain to him as Monday's dinner he'll give us away in the inside
of two minutes. You know what Zack is.

Paul. I'd leave him alone. He's safer out of the way than in it.

Mrs. Munning. That'll not do. He'll chose the best wrong time for
turning up. Trust Zack for doing something awkward.

Paul (_going l._). I'll have a look round.

Mrs. Munning. As like as not the wastrel's sleeping somewhere.

Paul. Or reading in a book.

Mrs. Munning. I'll give him read.

(_Enter Sally_).

You've been a fine time showing Miss Cavender her room. (_Exit Paul._)

Sally. I've been helping her undo her box, Mrs. Munning.

Mrs. Munning. Trust you for prying, I suppose. Sally. I didn't look
before she asked me. But when I did, I saw some sights. The ironing
she'll make. Frills! They're the width of my hand and more.

Mrs. Munning (_angrily_). Will you go into the kitchen and get those
sandwiches cut?

Sally. I'm going. (_She gets to door, then turns._) But I'll tell you
this much, Mrs. Munning, that there'll be a row of eyes on washing day
a-watching me hang Miss Cavender's underlinen on the line. This village
hasn't seen such sights before.

Mrs. Munning. You mind your own business in there and don't waste time.
I'll ring for tea. (_She pushes Sally out, then goes to window._) Can't
you find him, Paul? Paul. Not yet. (_He is outside window._)

Mrs. Munning. Best leave it, then. If he's asleep he may sleep on till
after tea and then we'll tell him quietly. Paul. What! Zack sleep while
there's eating going on? Mrs. Munning. We'll have to chance it, Paul. I
want you here when she comes down wherever Zack may be. You didn't see
her upstairs?

Paul. No. Dodged her.

Mrs. Munning. That's right.

(_Paul comes from window and enters by door. Mrs. Munning closes window,
and then arranges table again, fussily._)

Paul (_grumbling_). Tea in here.

Mrs. Munning. Why, of course.

(_Paul sits sulkily in arm-chair, legs outstretched, hands in pocket._)

Paul. It's a sight more comfortable in the kitchen. This is a foul upset
of all our ways.

Mrs. Munning. Wait till you see Virginia.

Paul. I don't need seeing her. I carried up her traps and that's enough
to tell me all I want to know.

Mrs. Munning. A girl must have clothes, Paul.

Paul. I'd rather carry them than pay for them, that's true. A
dressed-up, peeked and pampered town girl with a head full of fancies
and----

Mrs. Munning. I'm sure she isn't peeked.

Paul. Oh? Isn't she ill, or was her mother lying?

Mrs. Munning. She's been ill and she's getting better now.

Paul. That's worse. She'll eat us out of house and home Convalescents
always eat like elephants.

Mrs. Munning. I wish you'd think ahead.

Paul. I do. To the grocer's bills she'll make.

Mrs. Munning. Well, you think to something a bit more pleasant that'll
bring a smile to your face. You've a sour look on you sometimes.

Paul. Enough to make me sour, too.

Mrs. Munning. I've told you why she's here. It's not because I love her,
nor her mother neither, but there's money at that end of the family and
I'm a believer in keeping on the sweet side of rich relations and giving
Providence a friendly lead.

Paul. I can look pleasant all right when I'm being photographed with a
wedding-group, but looking pleasant for a month on end! It'll take some
doing, I give you my word.

(_Virginia enters in a light spring frock. Paul rises._)

Mrs. Munning. This is Paul, Jenny.

Virginia. I'm very glad to see you, Cousin Paul. It's a long time since
we met.

Paul (_not ungraciously_). I don't remember meeting you at all.

Mrs. Munning (_up to bureau, from which she gets a large old-fashioned
portrait album_). Don't you? I'll show you when you met. Sit down,
Jenny.

Virginia (_sitting_). Thanks.

Mrs. Munning (_sitting by her with the album. Paul stands behind_). I've
got you both in this album. Taken together.

Paul. Oh?

(_Mrs. Munning finds the photograph._)

Virginia. Oh yes. Mother has one of that at home.

Mrs. Munning. It was taken at your house. Look at it, Paul. Weren't you
a loving pair?

Paul. Is that me?

Mrs. Munning. That's you.

Virginia. Don't you look funny?

Paul. You a baby and me a little lad. No wonder I'd forgotten it.

Mrs. Munning. You've both come on a bit since then. Ring the bell for
tea, Paul.

(_Paul looks surprised, then rings._)

Virginia (_turning over leaves_). Is this Paul, too?

Mrs. Munning. Yes. Paul at five. (_Turning_). And there he is at ten,
and there at twelve and----

Virginia. Yes. But haven't I another cousin, Aunt Elizabeth?

Mrs. Munning. Yes. Yes, but----

Paul. He makes a bad photograph.

Virginia. Some people do. But they are often all the better in the
flesh. Will he be in to tea?

Mrs. Munning. Well----

Virginia. Isn't he at home?

(_Sally enters with tea, sandwiches, etc._)

Paul. Oh yes. But we're very busy in the joiner's shop just now.

(_Sally stops short and looks at him._)

Mrs. Munning. Come along, Sally.

Virginia. Oh, dear! But of course I'm glad to know your business does
so well. I mean I suppose it does if my cousin is too busy to come in to
tea.

Mrs. Munning. We'll send for him. Sally, tell Mr. Zachary to come.

Sally. Mr. Zachary?

Mrs. Munning. Yes.

Sally. Do you mean Zack?

Mrs Munning. Tell Mr. Zachary tea's ready and his cousin's come.

Sally. But I don't know where he is. He's such a one for getting into
holes and corners and----

Paul. You can find him, can't you?

Sally. I can try. And I'll start with his bed, and all. It's ten to one
he's lying on it.

Mrs. Munning. Sally, he's----

Sally. Are you finding him or am I? Because if it's me, I'll look in the
likeliest place first.

(_Exit Sally._)

Mrs. Munning. You mustn't expect town courtesy from our country
servants, Jenny. May I give you sugar? Virginia. One lump, please.

Mrs. Munning. And cream?

Virginia. Thanks.

Mrs. Munning. Paul, Jenny's cup.

(_Paul hands it clumsily. While they are occupied the door opens,
and Zack enters. He is younger than Paul, but neglect makes him look
middle-aged. He wears spectacles and a beard and is dressed shabbily
with a carpenter's apron on. Under his left arm is the wedding-cake
model._)

Zack. I knew that was the smell of tea-time, but what are we having it
in here for?

Mrs. Munning. Zack, don't you see your cousin?

(_Mrs. Munning pours tea, etc. Virginia rises._)

Zack. Why, if I'd not forgotten all about her. I am a careless chap.
Do you know, Miss Virginia, I forgot to come in to dinner one day last
week.

Paul. That doesn't often happen.

Zack. It _'_ud better not, neither. Gives you a nasty sinking feel
towards tea-time to go without your dinner. Well, how are you, Miss
Virginia? I'm pleased to meet you.

(_Till now Virginia has stood slightly embarrassed and amused. He comes
forward now, and Virginia puts out her hand._)

Mrs. Munning. You'll wash your hand before you touch Jenny's.

Zack. Maybe I ought. I'm not so frequent at the soap as I might be.

Virginia. I think we'll shake hands as you are.

Zack. Will you? That's hearty.

(_They shake hands. Virginia sits, Zack is about to._)

But----- Oh, Lord!

Virginia. What is it?

Zack (_fingering his coat_). I'm not dressed up for a parlour tea. I----
Eh?

(_Paul is taking the model from under Zack's arm._)

Oh, yes. Do you know where I found that?

Mrs. Munning. Put it down.

Zack (_up to window with it_). I'll put it in its place. But do you know
where I found it?

Mrs. Munning. Never mind, Zack. It doesn't matter. (_To Jenny._) It's
only a little window ornament, Jenny.

Zack (_imperviously_). I found that on the kitchen dresser. Picked it up
as I came through.

(_Sally enters. Mrs. Munning's feelings get too much for her. She rises
to meet Sally. Paul sees and distracts Virginia's attention._)

Paul. Will you have more bread and butter, Jenny? Virginia. Thank you,
Paul.

Sally. I can't find---- (_Seeing Zack._) Oh, there you are!

Mrs. Munning (_to Sally_). I told you to put that model in the dresser
drawer.

Sally. And you told me to cut sandwiches and bread and I've one pair of
hands and not a hundred. I left it atop till I'd a minute to spare, and
if it's not where I left it some one's moved it. It didn't walk.

(_She crosses speaking and exit. Mrs. Munning returns speechlessly to
her seat._)

Zack. Well, I'll change my coat and chance it.

(_He changes to a slightly less old coat which hangs behind the door._)

Parlour ways is parlour ways.

Virginia. I do hope you're not going to make a stranger of me, Aunt
Elizabeth.

Zack. And that's no use in here. (_Taking off the apron,_) Paul. You'll
have to make allowances for Zack, Jenny. Virginia. Is he a little----?

Paul. We don't let it go beyond the family, of course. Virginia. I hope
I'm one of you.

Paul. He was born lazy. That's what's the matter. Zack (_returning to
table, sitting and eating. Zack can talk and eat at once_). I've done
a job of work to-day and chance it. Mended that pig-stye at Ballbrook
farm.

Paul. Did you? I daresay there was all of ten minutes' work in that.

Zack. Took me a couple of hour.

Mrs. Munning. Then I hoped you charged according. Zack. I charged a
shilling.

Mrs. Munning. For a couple of hour! It's worth half a crown.

Zack. I charged what I thought fair.

Mrs. Munning. What you----! Oh well, it's done now.

Where's the shilling?

Zack (_feeling_). Oh, it's in my other coat. (_He is about to rise._)

Paul. All right. All right. That'll do later.

Zack. But I can see I've done wrong thing again. It's like this, Miss
Virginia, there's some folk born to do right. They can't do the wrong
thing if they tried. Like mother and Paul. I'm different. It's just the
other way with me. I can't do right.

Mrs. Munning. You never spoke a truer word.

Zack. Same time, you know, I have my use. Oh yes, I've got a use.

Mrs. Munning. I haven't noticed it.

Zack. I'll tell you then. Suppose a thing goes wrong.

They do sometimes. Very well. It couldn't be Paul and it couldn't be
you, because you're born the other way. It's always me. You don't need
to look round for some one to put the blame on. You know it's me. And
that's a sort of use now, isn't it?

Virginia. Is it?

Zack. Think of the time it saves. I'm always handy to be cussed at. Like
a cat, you know. Some folks keep a cat or a dog, and when their feelings
get too much to hold, they kick the cat. Well, I'm the cat in this
house. (_He speaks entirely without bitterness. It is all accepted
fact._)

Paul. You sleep like one, but a cat's more use than you. You don't catch
mice.

Zack. I eat more, too. And that's a thing I've tried to master and I
can't. You'd be surprised the way I've tried to fight my appetite.

Mrs. Munning. It's news to me.

Zack. I own it didn't show. It beat me every time Eating agrees with
me. That's where it is. I'm a natural-born eater and I can't go against
nature.

Mrs. Munning. You needn't talk about it.

Zack. No. But it's like my other ways. It can't be hid. I'm eating now
in the parlour as hearty as if it were in the kitchen. And that's not
right, is it?

Virginia. I don't know.

Zack. Parlour's for eating like you didn't mean it, and only played with
food to pass the time. I wish I could pretend with food. But the habit's
got too strong a hold on me for that. I'll never be a gentleman.

Mrs. Munning. That'll do, Zack. Talking about yourself with your mouth
full. Jenny's heard quite enough.

Paul. What would you like to do after tea, Jenny?

Virginia. Anything you like. I must just write to mother first to tell
her I got here all right.

Mrs. Munning. Of course.

Virginia. What time does the post go?

Mrs. Munning. Six o'clock.

Virginia. I'd better write at once. Then I shall be quite at your
disposal, cousin.

Paul. I thought you and mother might go out. The country's looking quite
like spring.

Zack. I've noticed the celandine's in bud.

Mrs. Munning. Are you too tired for a walk, Jenny?

Virginia. Not at all.

Mrs. Munning. Then Paul shall take you. Youth with youth.

Paul. I'm rather busy at the works.

Zack. Works! And busy!

Paul (_silencing him_). Yes, busy. So if you'll excuse me now------

Virginia. Of course.

Zack. Well! that's a oner.

Paul. I'll just clear off my work as quickly as I can.

(_Exit Paul._)

Zack. That'll not take long. Busy!

Mrs. Munning. Paul's busy if you're not. Hadn't you better go and help
him?

Zack. There's no wurk in to help him at. We've never been so slack.

Mrs. Munning. It's there if you'll go and look for it, and stop making
an exhibition of your laziness to your cousin.

Zack. I haven't finished my tea.

Mrs. Munning. Every one else has. It's not our fault you came in late.
Will you write your letter here, Jenny? (_Indicates bureau._)

Virginia. I have notepaper upstairs, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. And you don't use it in this house. We can run to a sheet
of notepaper, I should hope. Oh, I was thinking---- (_She opens the
portrait album._)

Virginia. Yes?

Mrs. Munning. No, there's a better one than that. I'll get it for you. I
thought you might like to send your mother a photograph of Paul.

Virginia. I'm sure she'll like to have it, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. Yes. I'll run upstairs and get it you. I've one up there
that's better than any of these.

(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)

Zack. There's queer things happening here to-day, Miss Virginia.

Virginia. Are there? Why do you call me Miss Virginia?

Zack. You're not a married woman, are you?

Virginia. Of course not. But I don't call you Mr. Zachary.

Zack. Nor nobody else neither. Mr. Zachary! I'd not know who you meant.

Virginia. Why don't you call me Jenny, like the others do?

Zack. I'm not same as the others, you see.

Virginia. You're my cousin just as much as Paul is.

Zack. I suppose that's true. There's funny things in nature, too. By
gum, there are. To think of the likes of me being own cousin to the
likes of you.

Virginia. So you'll call me Jenny.

Zack. I'd _like_ to, if you think it's quite respectful.

Virginia. Bother respect. I'm Jenny and you're Zack, and that's settled.

Zack. Well, I never thought--eh, but we're getting on champion, Jenny.
I'm still a bit worried in my mind, though.

Virginia. Not about my name?

Zack. Oh no. Settled's settled. It's, well--this for a start. (_He takes
up the model._) What did mother want to hide it away for?

Virginia. What is it, Zack?

Zack (_holding it towards her_). You can see what it is.

Virginia. A wedding cake?

Zack. Aye, but you wouldn't thank me for a slice of this. It's plaster.
How are folks to know we are caterers unless they can see that in the
window? It's like keeping a pub and putting your sign away.

Virginia. But I thought you were joiners.

Zack. We crack to be because joinery was father's trade. But it's
mother's trade we mostly live by. She's a masterpiece at cooking, only
the business isn't thriving. Wedding spreads are the best part of it.
Folk are a bit slow at getting wed, some road.

Virginia. I don't think aunt wanted me to know about this, Zack.

Zack. She's no cause to hide it, then. Father was a bit like me, not
much inclined to work, and I reckon I'm proud of my mother for working
for two. But things aren't what they were. Folks won't spend like
they used to. They buy furniture instead of feasting so much. And our
weddings have a bad name, too. I don't know how it is. I'm sure Paul
tries.

Virginia. And do you go to them?

Zack. Not now, with things so bad. I used to go until my clothes
wore out--well, they weren't mine at all properly speaking. They were
father's when he was alive and then I had them, but I'm hard on clothes
somehow. I'm a great expense all ways there are, with being a big eater
and all. And when my dress coat gave out at the seams and got that shiny
you could see your face in it, mother wouldn't buy me another, and so
I don't go now. It's been a sorrow to me, too. I used to take a lot of
pleasure in seeing others enjoy themselves. But I wasn't any use, not
real use, like Paul. I couldn't boss things like he does. I just was
there and tried to tell the old maids that their day would come. But I
couldn't even do my fair share of waiting because of a weakness that I
have.

Virginia. A weakness! Zack, it isn't----

Zack. Oh, no. Not that. I'm a teetotaller, Jenny. I get that worked
up with the hearty feeling of it that I break the plates. My hand's
unsteady. (_Takes plates from table._) See! That's steady enough? Yes,
but get me waiting at a table full of wedding guests and it seems I've
got to break the plates to show my pleasure. And it's not wilful. It's
not indeed. It's just anxiety to do things right that makes me do them
wrong. Mother's quite right. I'm not a bit of good, but I do miss the
outings all the same.

Virginia. Poor Zack. I really must get to my letter now, and I think
I'll go upstairs after all.

Zack. I'm not driving you away?

Virginia. Of course you're not.

(_Mrs. Munning enters r._)

Mrs. Munning. I'm sorry I've been so long, Jenny, I couldn't lay my
hands on the one I wanted. There it is. (_Giving photograph._)

Virginia. Oh! It's very good of him.

Mrs. Munning. I think your mother will be glad to see it. .

Virginia. Yes. (_She isn't interested, and puts the photograph on the
table._) I was just going upstairs to write. It will be quieter in my
room.

Mrs. Munning. Has Zack been talking to you?

Zack. I did a bit.

Mrs. Munning. Oh, then I'm not surprised you want some quiet for a
change.

Virginia. I thought I'd not be interrupted there. I won't be long.
(_Going._)

Mrs. Munning. You're forgetting the photograph.

Virginia. I'm sorry, aunt. I was thinking of the other things I had to
say to mother. (_She glances at Zack and goes out._)

Mrs. Munning (_reflectively, looking after her_). I'd give something to
know what she's saying about our Paul in that letter. (_She turns._) Why
isn't the table cleared? Couldn't you stir yourself to ring the bell for
Sally?

Zack. I didn't know I ought. A servant girl's a novelty to me.

Mrs. Munning. You didn't let that out to Jenny?

Zack. Let what out?

Mrs. Munning. Why, that Sally isn't always here.

Zack. I don't remember that we mentioned her at all. Aren't we to let
that out?

Mrs. Munning. Of course we're not, you moon-struck natural! What do you
think she's here for?

Zack. Well, I dunno. Unless she's here to do the work that Jenny makes.

Mrs. Munning. Work I I'd do all Jenny makes with one hand tied behind
me. Sally's here for show, but I'll watch she does some work as well.
And I've a word to say to her about that model there. And you as well.

Zack. Yes, mother.

Mrs. Munning. I'll see her first. You can wait. Your time's worth
nothing and I'm paying her for hers. Now don't you dare to stir from
here till I come back.

Zack. No, mother.

(_Exit Mrs. Munning. Zack stands stock-still for a minute, then his eye
catches the last piece of bread and butter. Tempted, he falls and gets
it. Then tiptoes to a chair, takes one large bite out of the slice, gets
sleepy, half raises the slice for another bite, lets his hand drop
and settles as if to sleep. A knock at the door. Zack half-hearst but
decides not to move. The knock repeated. This time he does not hear at
all. Martha Wrigley opens the door, and puts a timid head round it. She
enters shyly, half child, half woman of eighteent slovenly and down at
heel. She carries a dress suit over her arm. She sees Zack and stops._)

Martha. Oh! Zack!

Zack. Eh? (_He rouses slowly, not as if from sleep, but from sloth._)
Who's there?

Martha. It's Martha Wrigley. And if you please I knocked, and knocked,
and nobody came and so----

Zack (_stirring lazily in his chair_). Just when I had a moment for a
bit of rest.

Martha. I'm sorry, Zack. I am sorry. Only I had to make somebody hear,

Zack (_noticing the bread in his hand, and finishing it_). It needn't
have been me. I can't tell you anything.

Martha (_matter of fact, without malice_). No. I know you're nobody
here. But you can tell them that are somebody.

Zack. Tell 'em what?

Martha. Oh, Zack, we're in such trouble at home.

Zack (_sitting up straight with ready sympathy_). What's to do, Martha?

Martha. I don't know what Mrs. Munning will say. It's my father, Zack.

Zack. What's he done?

Martha. He's fallen down and broke his arm and he won't be able to wait
at the wedding to-morrow.

Zack. Joe Wrigley's broke his arm! Well, there's carelessness for you.

Martha. Yes. Please, he knows it's careless of him and he'll lose
the half-a-crown he gets from you for waiting, and we did need that
half-crown so bad.

Zack (_rising_). You'd better see my mother, Martha.

Martha. Couldn't you tell her, Zack. She'll be so mad.

Zack (_shaking head_). It's not a job I'm pining for.

Martha. We've done our best. I've brought my father's suit for some one
else to wear. And Zack---- (_She puts the clothes on a chair._)

Zack. Nay. This is getting too much for me. I'll fetch my mother.

Martha. Yes, but Zack----

Zack. Well?

Martha. We did so hope that Mrs. Munning would see her way to paying
father all the same.

Zack. Paying him when he's not there!

Martha. He would be if he could. We do need his money that bad.

Zack. You'll not get owt from mother. Nothing for nothing's her way of
seeing things.

Martha. There's been so little lately with you having so few parties.

Zack. You'll get none out of mother. That's a certain fact.

Martha (_blubbering_). And I was so looking forward to a bite of meat.
We've not seen butcher's meat at our house not for a month and more.

Zack (_really hit where he's soft_). My word, that's bad, Martha.

Martha. And me anæmic too, and never can get food enough to satisfy me.

Zack. Not food enough!

Martha. I'm always hungry, and this did look a chance of getting my
teeth into a bit of meat at last.

Zack. Well, I dunno. That's very bad. (_He looks at coat behind door._)

Martha. You try it and you'd know.

Zack. Look here, Martha. This'll get me into trouble, but I got a
shilling to-day at Ballbrook Farm, and if it's any use to you well--dang
it, mother can't kill me. Here it is--(_He goes to coat, gets shilling,
and brings it to her._)

(_She takes it and expresses thanks, mostly by crying on his shoulder._)

Martha. Oh, Mr. Zack. You are the good one.

Zack. There! There! There I There! There! Don't take on so.

Martha. Oh!

(_She kisses him. Mrs. Munning enters._)

Mrs. Munning (_grimly sarcastic_). Oh? When's the wedding, Zack?

Zack (_humouring her_). Oh, I dunno. In about a month, eh, Martha?

Mrs. Munning. You're fool enough for anything.

Zack (_seriously_). I was only consoling her a bit.

Mrs. Munning. If you want to console young women with your arm around
their waists, my lad, you'll not be long for this house. You've enough
bad habits now without beginning new ones.

Zack. Martha was a bit upset, mother.

Mrs. Munning. It _'_ud be a bad case that called for you to set it
right. What is it, Martha?

Martha. Father's broke his arm and he can't wait tomorrow, and I've
brought his clothes, and, please Mrs. Munning, he's very sorry.

Mrs. Munning. Sorry! Here! Paul! Paul! (_Opens door._) Paul!

Paul (_off_). Coming.

Mrs. Munning. And you consoled her for a thing like that! Console! I'd
use a stick and----

(_Paul enters._)

Paul. What is it, mother?

Mrs. Munning. A nice upset, that's what it is. Joe Wrigley's gone and
broke his arm when we wanted him tomorrow.

Paul (_savagely_). The meddling fool! Disturbing our arrangements. How
dare he break his arm?

Martha. Please, Mr. Paul, he didn't mean to. It was an accident.

Paul. Accident! Didn't he know it was Mr. Abbott's wedding to-morrow?

Martha. Yes, sir.

Paul. Then he shouldn't have an accident. You go and tell your father
he's engaged by me to-morrow and if he doesn't come and do his job,
he'll get no more work from us. You understand?

Martha. But father can't wait to-morrow with a broken arm.

Paul. That's not my fault. I didn't break it. You tell him what I said.

Martha (_turning, then_). Then you won't be paying him his money, sir?

Paul. What?

Mrs. Munning. Paying him! I like your impudence

Zack. You'd better go home, Martha.

Martha. Yes, Mr. Zack (_Crying._) But I am so----

Zack (_his arm about her_). There! There! (_Leading her towards door._)

Mrs. Munning. Keep your hands off the girl, Zack.

Zack. I was only consoling her a bit. (_He opens r. door._)

Mrs. Munning. Then don't do it.

Zack. No, mother.

(_Exit Martha._)

Mrs. Munning. This is' a pretty how do you do.

Paul. Confound Joe Wrigley. I don't know where to get another man at
such short notice.

Mrs. Munning. And labour scarce, and all. Can you manage it with a man
short?

(_Zack shyly approaches the clothes on chair and, not lifting them,
fingers them lovingly._)

Paul. No, I can't.

Mrs. Munning. You'll have to get somebody to-night, then. That's all.

Paul. If I can. It's going to take some doing to find a steady man.

Zack. Paul!

Paul. What's the matter?

Zack. Could I go?

Paul. You!

Zack. I'd dearly love to.

Paul. You're no use.

Zack. I know my hands are awkward, but I will try, Paul. I'll try so
hard not to break anything.

Mrs. Munning. He'd be better than nothing, Paul.

Paul. I doubt it.

Zack. Give me another chance.

Paul. I gave you chance on chance. You're more trouble than you're
worth.

Zack. I'm not worth anything, and nobody knows it more than me. But
couldn't I go this once, just to fill up? I'll be so careful, Paul.

Mrs. Munning. It's saving a man's wages for the day.

Paul. It's not a saving if he makes a mess of things. Our catering's
got bad name enough without our making bad to worse. He's got no proper
clothes.

Zack. I'll wear Joe Wrigley's willing. (_He goes to them._)

Paul. Joe Wrigley's a big man.

Zack. Can I try them, Paul? Do let me try them on.

Paul. Well, you can try, and show us what sort of a lout you look.

Zack. Oh, hurrah! (_He jerks his coat off and fastens on the clothes._)

Mrs. Munning. It's the best road out, Paul.

Paul. A rotten best.

Zack (_putting on the dress coat. It is far too large for him_). It will
be splendid to be wearing black again.

Paul. It's only for to-morrow, mind.

(_Paul does not yet turn to look at Zack._)

Mrs. Munning. Joe Wrigley's out of it six weeks or more. Paul. Joe
Wrigley's finished himself with me. Zack can go to-morrow till I've time
to look round.

Zack. Suppose I'm not so bad to-morrow, Paul?

Paul. Supposing pigs _'_ull fly. Let's have a look at you. Good Lord!
Hold the trousers to you and let us know the worst. Now, I ask you----

Mrs. Munning. I can tack the bottoms up, Paul, and the rest is not so
bad.

(_Enter Virginia. She has a hat on and her letter in her hand._)

Virginia. I've finished my---- Oh, Zack, you do look funny.


CURTAIN.



ACT II.

_Morning a fortnight later. The Scene is the refreshment-room attached
to Mrs. Munning's house. Walls whitewashed, roof of glass. Long deal
table at the lower end of which Paul sits writing a letter. Ink and a
few papers on the table. In one corner is a quantity of cane-bottomed
chairs. Below them, another table. Centre is a knife-cleaning machine,
which badly needs oil. Knives on table. At the machine Zack stands in
shirt-sleeves and apron. He is not energetic and turns lazily with many
glances towards Paul. He sees Paul look at him and his efforts increase
for a moment. Paul seals and stamps envelope and crosses to house door.
Zack, left alone, mops his brow and sits. A low knock at the street
door. Zack rises promptly and opens door with the air of a conspirator.
Martha Wrigley is there._

*****

Zack. You've just come at the right time.

(_Martha enters, but stays by door. Zack hurries behind the chairs and
returns with a small newspaper parcel which he gives Martha._)

Martha. Thank you, Zack.

Zack (_referring to the parcel_). It's a bit mixed-up on account of me
putting bits of things into my pocket at table when nobody's watching,
but it's all good food, Martha.

Martha. I'm sure I'm very grateful to you, Zack.

Zack. Well, I often get up famished from my meals, and it's a fight to
keep from feeling in my pocket, but I'm managing without.

Martha. Yes, and I---- Oh, Zack, I'm grateful. I am, really.

Zack. I know you are.

Martha. Yes, but I want you to know I am, and if anything's going to
come to you unpleasant, it's not my fault.

Zack. Unpleasant?

Martha. I'm being driven, Zack. I'd never dream of such a thing myself.

Zack. What ever is it?

Martha. It's father, Zack.

Zack. Again? What's he broke now?

Martha. He's not broke anything, but you know your brother sacked him,
and my father says he'll be revenged and----

Zack. That's a nasty spirit, Martha.

Martha. And a nasty thing that Mr. Paul did, and all.

Zack. I'm not denying that.

Martha. And I'd not mind whatever father did to Mr. Paul----

Zack. Oh, Martha!

Martha. I wouldn't. Not for sacking him because he hurt himself. But
father's doing it to you and I've to help him to do it, and--oh dear!
(_Her handkerchief comes out._)

Zack. Don't cry. No, don't do it, Martha, because if you do, I'll have
to console you, and you know what mother said to me the other day. (_He
is itching to "console," but restrains himself visibly._)

Martha. But it's-------

Zack. Paul's coming back. Quick, Martha.

Martha (_sniffing as she goes_). Oh!

(_Zack hustles her out c. and returns to his cleaning, not so quickly
that Paul does not see his return. Paul opens the door and Virginia
enters. Paul follows her in._)

Virginia. You do look busy, Zack.

Paul. He's good at looking it. I'd guarantee he hasn't raised his hand
while I've been out of the room.

Virginia (_who is obviously quite fond of Zack_). Oh, but you must be
kind to Zack to-day.

Paul. Why? What's to-day?

Virginia. I knew you didn't know. Do you, Zack?

Zack (_up to wall, consulting calendar_). Tuesday.

Virginia. It's your birthday and I hope you'll have a very lucky day.

Zack. My birthday! The twentieth of June. So it is.

(_Paul returns to his correspondence at the table, half occupied, half
listening._)

Virginia. Yes. I was sure you didn't know.

Zack. How did you know? Did mother tell you? Virginia. No.

Zack. Who did?

Virginia (_with mock impressiveness_). The family Bible, Zack! Your
mother lent it me to look at something yesterday, and there I found it.
Zachariah Manning, June 20th, 1886. Zack.

Zack. Yes.

Virginia. You knew?

Zack. Yes. That's the year all right.

Virginia. Then how dare you look forty when you're only twenty-nine?

Zack. Do I?

Virginia. You do, and I'm taking you in hand. Tell me, are your eyes so
very bad?

Zack. They're weak for reading with.

Virginia. You're not always reading. Why do you wear your glasses when
you're not?

Zack. It's a trouble to be taking them off and putting them on.

Virginia. So you keep them on all the time and damage your eyes. Come
here, Zack. (_She takes them off and gives them him._) There! Don't
put those on again until you want to read. You look at least five years
younger than you did.

Zack. Do I?

Virginia. You do. And now about the rest?

Zack. What rest?

Virginia. The other six years that we've got to wipe away. I've got a
present for you upstairs to do that.

Zack. A present!

Virginia. Yes. Don't you usually get presents on your birthday?

Paul. What! Between grown-ups?

Virginia. Why not? It's just those little pleasant things that keep life
sweet.

Zack. I used to get a bag of humbugs when I was a tiny lad.

Virginia. Oh, we keep on doing it at home and I shall do it here. Only I
want a ha'penny from you first.

Zack. A ha'penny!

Virginia. My present cuts, and so you'll have to pay me for it to keep
bad luck away. Ha'penny, please, (_She holds hand out._)

Zack (_rather hurt at having to confess_). I haven't got a ha'penny,
Jenny.

Virginia. What, have you spent last Saturday's wages already? It's only
Tuesday.

Zack. I don't get any wages.

Paul. We've given up trusting Zack with money. He lost a shilling on the
day you came.

Virginia. Oh dear, then what's to be done? I know. You give Zack the
ha'penny for a birthday present. Then he can give it me.

Paul. What is your present, Jenny?

Virginia. It's a shaving-set.

Paul. Zack's no use for shaving. He's never shaved in his life.

Virginia. His beard looks that kind of beard. That's why I want him to
begin. Give him the ha'penny, Paul. Paul. Oh, it'll not matter. Zack
isn't superstitious. Virginia. But I am. All decent-minded women are.
And I won't cut my friendship for Zack.

Paul. Well, if you insist. (_Taking coins from pocket._) Oh, no good.
I've got no change.

Virginia. You've got a sixpence there. That will do. (_She takes it and
hands it Zack._) There you are, Zack. Now you give it me and I'll get
your present from upstairs.

Paul. But--Jenny--sixpence!

(_Mrs. Munning opens door l. and enters with James Abbott, a pleasant
gentleman, dressed in good country clothes._)

(_The little episode is suspended. Paul becomes the shopman with a
customer. Zack stands away and Virginia sits on the pile of wood._)

Mrs. Munning. Paul.

Paul. Good morning, Mr. Abbott.

Abbott. Good morning, Munning.

Mrs. Munning. Mr. Abbott's called to settle his account, Paul.

Paul. Account! You are prompt, sir. I only sent it out last night.

Abbott. Any objections to prompt settlement, Munning? (_Paying out notes
and gold._)

Paul. Not at all. I only wish I could find everybody so quick at paying.

(_Paul writes receipt at table._)

Abbott. It's like this, Munning. When I'm satisfied I believe in showing
it, and paying promptly is my way of showing that you've pleased me.

Mrs. Munning. I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. Abbott.

Abbott. And I'm glad too, for I don't mind telling you now it's over
that I had my doubts. The last once or twice that I've attended weddings
where you did the catering I've not been well impressed at all. There's
been a harshness, Munning, and when I got married I was in two minds
about putting it with you or going to those people over at Norton Parva.
Wilson's, isn't it?

Paul. Yes.

(_Paul comes out with receipt, which Abbott takes and pockets._)

Abbott. But I decided to support a neighbour and you rewarded me for
it. There was a--I don't know how you'd put it in words--a very pleasant
atmosphere. I wanted things to go well.

Paul. Naturally, sir.

Abbott. But I've no complaints at all. It went off with a--a
sprightliness. Yes. Sunny's the word.

Mrs. Munning. Thank you very much, Mr. Abbott.

Abbott. But mind you, Mrs. Munning, you don't always do it.

Paul. I'm sure we try to make no difference.

Abbott. You don't always succeed as you did for me. There was a jolly
feeling that I'm sure has not been there for some time past. Still, I
was pleased, and I've told others I was pleased.

Paul. Thanks very much. We _have_ had more orders in this last
fortnight.

Abbott. Well, I daresay some of them are due to me. Don't let me down
now I've been recommending you. I can get out this way?

Zack (_opening door_). Yes, Mr. Abbott.

Abbott (_ignoring him, to Paul_). Good-day, Munning.

Paul and Mrs. Munning. Good-day, sir.

(_Exit Abbott._)

Mrs. Munning. Well, here's a change.

Paul. He's not the first who's talked like that these last few times.
But why they do it is a mystery to me.

Mrs. Munning. I've got a guess. Jenny, you've brought us luck.

Virginia. I?

Mrs. Munning. It's since you came that things have taken this turn.

Virginia. I'm very glad to hear it aunt,

Mrs. Munning. You've been a blessing to us.

Paul. I think I'll send some more accounts out, mother. They might fetch
other people's money in like Mr. Abbott's.

Virginia. Oh yes. I'm in your way here.

Mrs. Munning. And you're not. You're never in the way.

Paul. As if I'd mean a thing like that to you, Virginia.

Virginia. But I was just going, aunt. I've something upstairs that I
want to bring for Zack.

Mrs. Munning. Zack?

Virginia. You'd forgotten it's his birthday.

(_Paul sits at the table._)

Mrs. Munning. No, I hadn't, Jenny. Mothers don't forget a thing like
that. But I'd not seen cause to mention it.

Virginia. I'll get Zack's present. (_She opens door._) By the way,
wasn't it at Mr. Abbott's wedding that Zack began to go again?

Mrs. Munning. I fancy it was.

Virginia. And he's been going to the others since?

Mrs. Munning. Yes. But he's still on trial. Why, Jenny?

Virginia. I only wondered.

(_Exit Virginia._)

Paul. Get on with your work, Zack.

Zack. Yes, Paul. (_He turns the handle once or twice, and is then
occupied testing the result._)

Mrs. Munning. Come here a minute, Paul. You're not that busy.

Paul. I'm not busy at all. I just made a show of it before Virginia. A
good thing she heard him talk like that.

Mrs. Munning. I'll tell you something better for the business than Mr.
Abbott's talk.

Paul. If you'll tell me what it is that makes people say one thing of
us one week and change their minds the next, you'll be doing me a good
turn.

Mrs. Munning. I'll do you a better turn. I'd a chat with Virginia in her
room last night.

Paul. I heard your voices going late. You kept me awake.

Mrs. Munning. Well, it was worth it, Paul. I knew they were well off,
but there's more than I thought. The girl's got money of her own besides
her mother's.

(_Zack turns the handle._)

Paul. Some folk get all the luck.

Mrs. Munning. Well?

Paul. Well what?

Mrs. Munning. Don't you take me, Paul?

(_Zack works the machine. Mrs. Munning turns on him._)

Oh, will you hush your noise, Zack? Get away out of this while I talk to
Paul.

Zack (_going l._). Yes, mother.

Paul. Go round to Bealey's and ask him if those nails have come. Don't
be all day.

Zack. No, Paul. (_He turns to door and goes out._)

Mrs. Munning. Look here, Paul, you could do a lot to this business if
you had the capital. We could start a temperance hotel and give up the
joinery altogether. Zack could clean boots.

Paul. Aye. If----

Mrs. Munning. She's got it.

Paul. Well for her.

Mrs. Munning. You're not slow to see your interests as a rule.

Paul. Slow? I'd call it quick myself and very quick. I've known the girl
a fortnight.

Mrs. Munning. Oh, you do see what I'm driving at.

Paul. I saw it days ago.

Mrs. Munning. And anything the matter with it?

Paul. Only Virginia.

Mrs. Munning. What's wrong with her?

Paul. She don't show willing.

Mrs. Munning. Have you asked?

Paul. Asked? I haven't. It's not a thing to rush at, mother. I've to
look at every side before I take a leap like that.

Mrs. Munning. What are you frightened of?

Paul. I wouldn't like to get refused. I don't so much as know she thinks
of me at all.

Mrs. Munning. And what do you think I'm doing all these days? I've done
nothing else but keep you in her mind. She knows it all from A to Z.
Why, only yesterday I gave her the Bible to look at, and you know what's
written in the front of it. There's every prize you ever won at school
on record with the date and----

Paul. And what she found in the Bible was that it's Zack's birthday
to-day and she's giving him a present.

Mrs. Munning. Well, she's got a kind heart. I saw her give a beggar
sixpence yesterday.

Paul. That isn't kindness. It's extravagance, and I've no taste for a
wife who throws her money away.

Mrs. Munning. She couldn't throw it if she hadn't got it first. And I'd
trust you to let her know that charity begins at home when she's your
wife.

Paul. There's something in that.

Mrs. Munning. There's all in it. I say we've got a golden chance, and I
don't know what you're shirking for. Our luck's well in all round with
people talking sensibly about us and the orders coming in.

Paul. That's not to say Virginia _'_ull have me.

Mrs. Munning. You'll get to know by asking, Paul. And I tell you she's
ripe for it.

Paul. Ripe?

Mrs. Munning. The girl's in love. She's got the signs of it all over
her. It only needs a bit of enterprise from you, and all's as good as
done.

Paul. I've seen no signs of love. She's got a thumping appetite, if
that's your meaning.

Mrs. Munning. Where's your eyes? The girl's another creature since she's
been with us.

Paul. The country air did that. I thought love made them pale.

Mrs. Munning. Quit talking, Paul. Are you in love with any other girl?

Paul. What, me in love? I've got more sense.

Mrs. Munning. Then marry Virginia.

Paul. All right. I'll try.

(_Enter Virginia. She has a small brown-papered parcel._)

Virginia. Oh! is Zack not here?

Mrs. Munning. He's gone out on an errand. Did you want him?

Virginia. Yes. To give him this. But it will do later. (_She turns
away._)

Mrs. Munning. Oh, don't go, Jenny.

Virginia. But Paul's busy here.

Mrs. Munning. Paul's never too busy to have some time for you. But I've
got to see Sally myself, so I'll leave you two together.

(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)

Paul. I'll make you comfortable here. (_He fusses at the chairs and
places one for her._)

Virginia. Oh, please don't trouble, Paul.

Paul. There's no trouble about it, Jenny. It's always a pleasure to do
things for you.

Virginia. Why, Paul, I didn't know.

Paul. Know what?

Virginia. That you did things for me.

Paul. You didn't? Well, I haven't boasted up to now.

Virginia. No. Then it's you, and I've been thinking it was Zack.

Paul. Thought what was Zack?

Virginia. I thought Zack brought the roses that I'm always finding in my
room and----

Paul (_uneasy, but bluffing_). Zack? Did you ever see him doing it?

Virginia. No. And it was you. (_Hand out._) Paul, I apologize.

Paul. Apologize? For what? (_He touches her hand._)

Virginia. I imagined you too businesslike to think of doing anything
like that.

Paul. Well, Jenny, you were wrong that time. I've got an eye to
business, but I'm not quite blind to other things. I've eyes to see the
roses coming to your cheeks to match the roses in your room.

Virginia. Yes. I do look better for my stay with you, don't I?

Paul. It's working wonders, Jenny. The country is the place for you.

Virginia. I shall be sorry to go.

Paul. Oh, that's too bad. To talk of going.

Virginia. Not yet, of course.

Paul. And not at all, if I'd my way.

Virginia. Not at all?

Paul. Are you so set on towns?

Virginia. I live in one.

Paul. Yes, but I wonder why. It beats me why you and your mother want to
live in ugliness with noise and bad air, Jenny. Where's the need for it?

Virginia. Friends. Associations. That's all.

Paul. You'd never want for friends anywhere.

Virginia. But I've to think of mother. She's like an old tree, firmly
rooted and she's hard to move. So we stay where we are.

Paul. And you'll grow ill again.

Virginia. Oh no. I shall be all right now.

Paul. You'd be better here.

Virginia. I can't stay here for ever.

Paul. We might find out a way, Jenny.

Virginia. How?

Paul. Don't you see? (_Takes her hand._)

Virginia. Paul! I never thought of this.

Paul. I've thought of nothing else since I set eyes on you.

Virginia (_withdrawing hand_). But I must think a little now and--and
confess.

Paul. Confess! You mean that in the town----

Virginia. Not in the town, Paul. Here!

Paul. You don't mean----

Virginia. Yes. I thought I was so clever and could see what you and aunt
were blind to. It was just a bad mistake, but I have had Zack in my mind
a lot. So much, Paul, that I didn't think of you, or if I did it was as
something not quite---- I liked Zack, and I fancied you were wrong to
make so little of him. Why, even now, when Mr. Abbott came to say how
pleased he'd been and you were puzzled at it all, I thought I'd guessed
the cause and put it down to Zack.

Paul. Well--that's a queer idea.

Virginia. I know it must seem queer to you. I'm sorry I was stupid,
Paul. Of course you must know best, living with Zack for all these
years. But--isn't it just a little hard to keep him without money?

Paul. You don't know all the truth. We do. We've had experience of Zack.

Virginia. Yes. I suppose I'm being rash again.

Paul. I think we've got the size of him, Virginia. He's bone-lazy.

Virginia. Yes.

Paul. Well, that's Zack. But I was talking of myself--and you.

Virginia. You'll have to give me time for that, please, Paul. I made a
false start and I have to see things all over again before I get them
right.

Paul. You're not convinced that Zack's a fool.

Virginia. I have your word now, Paul. But that doesn't quite mean that
I--I--

Paul. That you love me.

Virginia. It doesn't follow, does it, Paul?

Paul. I hoped it might.

Virginia. Some day, when I'm used to knowing that it's you who've done
the little things that made me happy here, it might come, Paul. I cannot
say just yet.

(_The door c. is burst open violently and Joe Wrigley stands in the
doorway. Behind him, both very reluctant, are Zack and Martha. Joe is a
big man, with his left arm in a sling. He is strong in body and purpose,
and has a useful gift of sly humour. He can dominate, and in the ensuing
scene, he does. He advances. Zack closes the door, and he and Martha try
to look effaced in the background._)

Wrigley. Good morning.

Paul. Wrigley!

Wrigley. That's me.

Paul. Get out of this. There's nothing here for you. Wrigley. I beg to
differ, Mr. Paul. We've things to settle here, have you and me.

Paul. Well, you can't settle them now. I'm busy. Wrigley. I'm not, and
so I'll wait your pleasure. Paul. I've finished with you, Wrigley.

Wrigley. No, you haven't, Mr. Paul. You only think you have.

Virginia. I'd better go, Paul.

Paul. No. I'll get rid of him.

Wrigley. When things are settled, you'll get rid of me. And not before.

Paul. You're trespassing in here. I tell you to get out.

Wrigley. You'll do yourself no good by quarrelling. It's him I've come
about. Him and her. Your Zack and my Martha.

Paul. Zack? What about him?

Wrigley. They've got to be married.

Paul. What!

Virginia. Oh, how horrid! (_She turns away._)

Zack (_following her_). No, no! Please, Virginia! It isn't true.

Wrigley (_growling_). What isn't true?

Zack. I mean you're twisting it.

Wrigley. You're going to marry her.

Zack. Yes. If you say so, but you make it sound so bad the way you're
putting it. I mean, you'll make Virginia think that I----

Wrigley. And who cares what she thinks?

Zack. I care, Mr. Wrigley, I do indeed.

Wrigley. Oh! Then you're blacker than I took you for. Carrying on with
two young women at once.

Virginia. Upon my word!

Wrigley. It's he that said he cared, miss. It wasn't me.

Paul. Let's have this from the beginning, Wrigley.

Wrigley. Beginning? I reckon this began when the Lord made him a male
and her a female.

Paul. Oh yes. That's very funny, but----

Wrigley. It's not. There's nothing funny in the ways of sex. They've
been the worry of the world for ever since the world grew bigger than
the Garden of Eden, and if you think they're funny, you've a lot to
learn.

Paul. Wrigley, do you know who you're speaking to?

Wrigley. Aye. Brother of my future son-in-law. Makes you a kind of
sideways son of mine yourself.

Paul. We'll have this tale from Zack if you won't tell it straight.

Wrigley. I'd rather; and I'll just be here to know he tells it straight.

(_Wrigley sits._)

Paul. Now, Zack. No. Wait a minute. Mother had best be in at this.
(_Opening door._) Mother!

Virginia. And I had better not. (_She follows to door._)

Paul. Are you afraid to know the worst of him? (_Call-ing._) Mother!

Mrs. Munning (_off_). I'm coming, Paul.

Virginia. Oh, Zack, Zack, I am so disappointed in you.

Zack. I meant no harm, Virginia. It's a thing that's grown from nothing
like, and I don't know how it grew so fast.

Mrs. Munning (_entering_). What is it, Paul?

Paul. Zack and Joe Wrigley's girl. Now go on, Zack. What have you done?

Zack. I've got to speak it out before you all and with Virginia hearing,
too?

Virginia. I'll go.

Paul. Why should you?

Virginia. Because I prefer it, Paul.

(_Exit Virginia._)

Mrs. Munning. We're waiting, Zack.

Zack. Well, there isn't much to tell that you don't know about, mother.

Mrs. Munning. I!

Zack. You started the whole thing off.

Mrs. Munning. When?

Zack. You mind that day when Martha came to tell us Joe had broke his
arm and Martha took on so in our parlour.

Mrs. Munning. Well?

Zack. Well, that's it.

Mrs. Munning. That!

Zack. Yes. You came in when I was trying to console her and----

Mrs. Munning. I caught you kissing her, if that's what you mean.

Wrigley. Ah! That's a point. I'd been waiting for that to come.

Zack. I know I kissed her, but it wasn't a meaning kiss. She was
blubbing and she wouldn't hush and so I kissed her like I'd kiss a baby
to console it.

Wrigley. You kissed her. That's enough.

Zack. But it weren't for pleasure, Mr. Wrigley. She was too wet.

Mrs. Munning. He kissed her all right. I saw it. What about it?

Wrigley. He's got to marry her. That's all.

Mrs. Munning. Now what has kissing a girl to do with marriage?

Wrigley. A lot. He's going to marry her because you said so.

Mrs. Munning. I?

Zack. That's the trouble, mother. You did say something, joking like.
You said, "When's the wedding?" and I joked back and said, "About a
month," and Martha took it serious and told her father, and he told
other people and it's all over the village. It's expected of me now, and
I suppose----

Mrs. Munning. Be quiet, Zack.

Zack. You told me to tell you.

Mrs. Munning. Keep your mouth shut when I tell you. You only open it to
give yourself away.

Wrigley. You needn't trouble, missus. He's done all that.

Mrs. Munning. Done what? You know he'd no intentions, and he hasn't any
now. He's made no promises.

Wrigley. He's promised and he's made her presents.

Mrs. Munning. You'll have to prove that first.

Wrigley. Prove? Where's that parcel, Martha?

(_Martha comes timidly forward with it._)

Open it. See that?

Mrs. Munning. This? Crusts of bread and bits of meat!

Wrigley. That's it. Bread you baked and meat from what you had for
dinner yesterday.

Mrs. Munning. How did you come by this?

Zack. I saved them from my food. She told me she was always hungry and I
felt that sorry for her.

Mrs. Munning (_giving the parcel to Martha_). You're too soft to live.
Well, that's only giving charity, Joe Wrigley.

Wrigley. With lots of folk it might be, but it's something else than
charity when one of your family starts giving things away.

Mrs. Munning. It's nowt to do with marrying and promising, so what it
is.

Wrigley. He promised her not half an hour ago in Tim Bealey's shop, with
witnesses and all. There was Tim Bealey there and his missus and the
errand lad and me.

Mrs. Munning. Is that true, Zack?

Zack. I did say something, mother.

Mrs. Munning. You silly fool!

Zack. But it was only to save argument. I do hate argument when people
have a voice as loud as Joe's.

Mrs. Munning. That means you forced him, Wrigley.

Wrigley. It means he promised before witnesses, and I'll take good care
he keeps his word.

Mrs. Munning. Come here, Martha. Do you want to marry him?

Wrigley. Of course she does.

Mrs. Munning. Let the girl speak for herself.

Martha. I'd like to, Mrs. Munning. Only not if Zack don't want as well.
I'd not expect it.

Wrigley. But I expect it.

Paul. Yes, Joe, we know it's you we've got to thank for this.

Wrigley. I reckon it's me all right. You'll think twice before you sack
a man for getting hurt another time. I'll teach you something.

Paul (_quietly_). Will you? By marrying your girl to Zack?

Wrigley. That's it. I'll break your pride.

Paul. It might break you. I wouldn't swear that this wouldn't make me,
Joe.

Martha (_up to Zack_). I didn't go to do it, Zack. I don't want to be no
trouble to nobody.

Mrs. Munning. Do you want her, Zack?

Zack. I'd rather not say, mother. I wouldn't like to hurt her feelings.

Paul. Do you want to marry her?

Zack. I'd rather drown myself.

Martha. Oh!

Zack (_to her_). There, there, Martha. I didn't mean to hurt you. There!

Mrs. Munning. Keep your great hands to yourself, Zack, can't you?

Zack. I've hurt her feelings, mother.

Mrs. Munning. And I'll hurt yours if you don't do what I tell you sharp.

Wrigley. Come, Mrs. Munning. What's to do with a chap putting his arm
round the girl he's going to marry?

Mrs. Munning. He's just about the same chance of marrying her as you
have of coming back to work here, Joe.

Wrigley. I fancy both our chances then.

Mrs. Munning. You'd lose your money.

Wrigley. I think not, Mrs. Munning. I've a notion that you'll weigh
things up and come to seeing this my way. I've not come here to quarrel
with my relations to be, but I'll just point out that Wilson's of Norton
are getting business off you every day and you can't afford a scandal in
your line of trade.

Mrs. Munning. Be careful, Wrigley. Threats of that kind have a nasty
name.

Wrigley. I'm not afraid of names. Come here, Martha. We've given them
enough to think about.

Martha. Yes, father.

Wrigley. I'll look in later for your answer. (_Opens door._)

Paul. You needn't. You can have it now.

Mrs. Munning. You can. I'll give it you. It's this, that----

Paul. Zack can go with you now to see the vicar, Joe.

Wrigley. Eh?

Mrs. Munning. What?

Zack. Paul!

Mrs. Munning. Paul, are you mad?

Zack. But I don't want to marry her. I don't indeed.

Paul. You've made your bed and you'll lie on it. I'll stir no hand to
save you.

Mrs. Munning. But, Paul----

Paul. I've got my reasons, mother, and they're sound.

Zack. There's no great hurry, is there, Paul?

Paul. If a thing's to be done, it's best done quick. We'll have the
banns put up on Sunday.

Wrigley. You're in a mighty haste. It's giving things a queerish twist
to me.

Paul. When I've to take a dose of physic, I don't play round because
it's got a filthy taste. I get it down.

Zack. But it's my physic, Paul.

Paul. You'll do as you're told.

Martha. I'm sure I'll try to make you a good wife, Zack.

Zack. If it comes to the worst, I'll try and all. But we might both try
and make a mess of it for all we tried. I'm against this, Martha, and
it's no good wrapping up the truth. I don't favour it and I can't see
sense in it at all.

Paul. You've gone a bit too far to talk like that, my lad.

Zack. I wouldn't say I'd gone at all, not knowingly, I mean. It's
happened like, somehow, and I'll say this much or brast for it. It'll
be the mistake of your life, Martha. I'm not cut out for a husband of
yours. If ever you get wed----

Paul. She's wedding you.

Zack. Well, I don't favour it. I've as good a right to my opinion as
anybody else and I say it's not fair doing to Martha.

Wrigley. Is Martha all you're thinking of?

Zack. There's me as well, and I tell you what I told you down in
Bealey's shop. I'm always one to take the short road out of trouble and
I'm ready to oblige you. But I don't like it and the more I think about
Martha the worse it looks to saddle her with me. Martha's the helpless
sort and I'm the helpless sort and you don't make two soft people into
strong by wedding them together. She'd try to lean on me and I'd try to
lean on her and there'd be nothing there to lean on. It's like trying
to make weak tea strong by watering the pot. Martha'll only wed with
trouble when she weds a gormless chap like me, and I don't favour it. I
see no sense in it at all, and it's no use saying I do, because I don't.

Mrs. Munning. And I don't see the sense in doing things to please Joe
Wrigley.

Paul. I'm doing this to please myself, not him. What are you waiting
for, Wrigley? You've got your answer.

Wrigley. I dunno.

Paul. Then don't wait. If you want to see Mr. Andrews, it's a good time
to catch him now before his lunch.

Wrigley. Come along.

(_Wrigley and Martha move towards door._)

Zack. Paul! You're going to have me called in church?

Paul. It's the usual place.

Zack. Me and Martha Wrigley! And everybody listening!

Paul. Take him with you, Joe.

Zack (_going slowly_). Well, I don't favour it at all. I'll do my best
for Martha, but I'm a silly best for any girl. I've got no heart in
this.

(_Mrs. Munning goes up towards Zack. Paul stops her with a gesture. Exit
Zack, after Wrigley and Martha._)

Mrs. Munning (_turning angrily._) You're crossing me in this. I've not
said much so far because there's time to stop it yet.

Paul. You won't want to stop it, mother.

Mrs. Munning. Won't I? I'm not particular fond of Zack, but he's my son
as much as you, and I've no taste to see a Munning standing up in church
with a daughter of Joe Wrigley's.

Paul. I've just two things to say to that. The first is that you started
it with joking about marriage, and the second's what you're planning now
for Virginia and me.

Mrs. Munning. Virginia?

Paul. I've had that talk with her.

Mrs. Munning. Well? Is it right?

Paul. It isn't right, and it was very wrong. I've got her coming round.
No more than that. But this affair of Zack's chimes in with what we
want.

Mrs. Munning. What's Zack to do with her?

Paul. That's where the queerness comes. What do you think, mother?

Mrs. Munning. I'm getting past all thought to-day.

Paul. She'd him in mind.

Mrs. Munning. Zack! Well, I don't know! What's Zack been doing that
takes her fancy?

Paul. Did you ever know Zack do anything? Oh, she told me one thing.
He's been putting flowers in her room.

Mrs. Munning. In her room! The impudence.

Paul. I put those flowers there. You understand?

Mrs. Munning. You? Oh, I see.

Paul. And I'll tell you something else. She thinks the weddings have got
a better name because Zack's going to them now.

Mrs. Munning. But Zack does nothing but break things when he goes.

Paul. I'm telling you what she thinks, not what we know. She's got a
fancy picture of him in her mind, and while it's there, she'll never
marry me. That's why he'll marry Martha.

Mrs. Munning. I'm not at ease about it, Paul.

Paul. Whose scheme was it for me to marry Jenny? Mine or yours?

Mrs. Munning. It's mine, I know.

Paul. Then you shouldn't scheme if you're not prepared to put things
through. I am prepared. I didn't think seriously of this until you
set me on. But now I'm on, I'm on, and it'll not be Zack will stop me,
neither.

Mrs. Munning. We'll have to set them up.

Paul. That won't cost much.

Mrs. Munning. I'll never bear the sight of Zack living along of Martha
in the village here.

Paul. We might get over that. It's costing something, but there'll be
Virginia's money soon, and so--

Mrs. Munning. What's in your mind?

Paul. A clean sweep, mother. Getting rid of them. It's much the best.
Zack's never any use to us.

Mrs. Munning. Get rid?

Paul. We'll emigrate them when they're married.

Mrs. Munning. You're thinking fast.

Paul. Leave it to me, mother. I'll arrange it. Yes. It's all plain
sailing now. Zack married and in Canada, and me and Jenny here with you.
I'll see that steamship agency at Bollington to-morrow and find out the
cost.

(_Zack enters._)

What on earth-----? You've never seen Mr. Andrews in this time?

Zack. No.

Paul. Then what do you mean by coming back?

Zack. Well, I wasn't satisfied we were doing right, Paul, and I got a
notion as I went along with Joe and Martha.

Paul. A notion?

Zack. I made my mind up I'd consult somebody before it got to doing
things so final as the banns.

Paul. But we've decided.

Zack. I know you have, but I'm still doubtful, and I thought I'd ask
Virginia to tell me what to do.

Mrs. Munning. Ask Virginia?

Zack. Yes. Tell her all about it and just see what she advises me to do.
I've a great respect for her opinions.

Paul. More than you have for ours?

Zack. I can't say that until I know what her opinion is.

Mrs. Munning. She'll be disgusted with you.

Paul. You'll keep your foolishness to yourself, Zack, do you hear?

Zack. I'm hard put to it to see I have been foolish, Paul. Virginia will
tell me, I expect.

Mrs. Munning. Where have you left Joe Wrigley? At the Vicarage?

Zack. No. At the "Bunch of Grapes."

Paul. The "Bunch of Grapes"! The crazy fool. Drinking when he'd a job
like this to do.

Zack. I suppose he'd have a drink.

Paul. Oh, yes, he'd money for that. They've never any money, but there's
always some for drink.

Zack. It wasn't his fault,|Paul. I gave it him,

Mrs. Munning. You! Where did you get money from?

Zack. I gave him sixpence that Paul gave me this morning for a birthday
present.

Mrs. Munning. Paul gave you sixpence!

Paul. Yes, I did, as it happens. For a purpose, though. (_Turns on
Zack._) What gets me is Joe Wrigley's letting loose of you at any price.

Zack. I gave him an explanation of that. I told him I'd forgotten
something important.

Paul. And he believed you for sixpence?

Zack. But I _had_ forgotten something, Paul.

Paul. What?

Zack. Well----

Mrs. Munning. What's that you're hiding behind you all this time?

Zack. I'd forgotten these. (_He discloses a small bunch of roses._)
They're wild roses from the hedge and I came back to put them in
Virginia's room when she's not there, same as I have done every day,
only I'd forgotten them this morning.

Mrs. Munning. You can just leave off doing it then. Virginia's room!
Have you no sense of decency?

Zack. I'm sure she likes them, mother.

Paul (_anxiously_). She never told you so?

Zack. No, but I've seen her smiling at me and----

Mrs. Munning. She may well smile. Your ways would make a cat laugh.

Zack. I'll--I'll throw the flowers away. (_He turns towards door._)

Paul. Give me those flowers! (_Following him to door._)

Zack. But----

Paul. Go back and get your business done.

(_Enter Virginia from the house. She has a small parcel. There is a
conflict of wills at the street door. Then Zack steps into the room
again. Paul closes the door. Virginia notices the flowers. She goes
towards Paul, smiling._)

Paul. Oh! You've--you've caught me this time.

Virginia. But you needn't look ashamed, Paul.

Paul. I didn't know I did. I'll--I'll take them away now.

Virginia. That's very sweet of you.

(_Zack watches agape. Paul goes out with the roses._)

Virginia. Now, Zack, I don't think you deserve it, but I brought your
birthday present down, and here it is. A shaving-set.

Zack. I'm sorry, but I haven't got a coin to give you now for luck.

Virginia. That doesn't matter now.

Zack. Oh, Jenny!

Mrs. Munning. I'd think not, too, with you disgraced. Haven't you got a
word of thanks for your razor?

Zack. Yes. It's the best gift you could make me, Jenny.

Virginia. And you promise me you'll use it, Zack?

Zack. I'll use it right enough. I'll cut my throat with it.

Mrs. Munning. Zack! He doesn't know what he's saying, Jenny.

Zack. I do know, and I mean it, too. (_Tearing at paper of the parcel._)

Virginia (_dryly_). You'd have some trouble, Zack. It's a safety razor.

Zack. You're all against me, all of you, and I don't care what happens
to me.

Virginia. Zack, listen to me. I'm not against you, though I'm very, very
sorry for what you've done.

Zack. I haven't done anything and nobody will let me tell you and----

Mrs. Munning. Your cousin doesn't want to hear about that, Zack.

Zack. You're trying to stop her hearing and I'm going to tell her now.
She's got it all so wrong. I know I'm not an angel in trousers, but I'm
not a wrong _'_un neither, and----

Mrs. Munning. That will do, Zack. You've said enough.

Zack. You'll none of you be sorry when I'm dead.

Virginia. I should be very sorry, Zack. What is it that you want to tell
me?

Zack. Mother won't let me speak.

Virginia. I'm sure she will. She's leaving us together now, so that you
may tell me what you want to say.

Mrs. Munning. I doubt it's safe for you, Jenny. He's a bit beside
himself.

Virginia. It's quite the best way, aunt. To let him open his heart to
me. He'll be much better after that.

Mrs. Munning. He'll tell a pack of lies to get the soft side of you.

Virginia. I'll make all due allowances, aunt, if you will leave me with
him now.

Mrs. Munning. I'm loth to, Jenny.

Virginia. Then Zack and I will take a walk and he shall tell me as we
go.

Mrs. Munning. Oh, if you're keen set like that, I'll go.

Virginia. Thank you, aunt.

Mrs. Munning (_at door_). But don't you go believing half of what he
says.

(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)

Zack. I'm wonderful obliged to you, Jenny. I'll get some good advice
now.

Virginia. Sit down and tell me what you want to. Zack. I dunno where to
begin. It's so mixed up. But I'm not a desperate bad lad, Virginia. I'm
really not. Virginia. No. Begin at the beginning, Zack.

Zack. It's like this, Jenny. On the day you came, Martha Wrigley came
here to let us know her father had broke his arm, and I----

(_The street door opens violently and Wrigley enters. Silently he goes
to Zack and points to door._)

Zack. I'm busy just now, Joe.

Wrigley. Are you coming?

Zack. But---- Yes, Joe.

Virginia (_stopping Zack as he goes_). I want Zack, Mr. Wrigley.

Wrigley. You can have him when I've done with him.

Virginia. Mr. Wrigley, I ask you as a favour.

Wrigley. I'm sorry to disoblige a lady, but my affair comes first.

Virginia. I think not.

Zack. Let me go with him, Jenny.

Virginia. But, Zack, you were going to tell me----

Zack. I know. But he'll only argue, and I do hate argument. It wouldn't
be any good, Virginia. My luck's dead out.

Wrigley (_by door_). Come on.

Zack. Yes, Joe. Oh, what a birthday!

(_Wrigley and Zack go out._)


CURTAIN.



ACT III

_The parlour as Act I. The time is seven o'clock on a sunny evening
three weeks later. The stage is empty. Then Martha opens a door, looks
in, enters, comes c., hesitates and sits. She is dressed in her best
and looks like a country servant girl on a Sunday evening. She carries a
small handbag. Sally enters from house._


Sally (_crossing and pulling up short on seeing Martha_). Well, I never
did see the like of you, Martha Wrigley. Strolling in and sitting you
down as if you owned the place. Martha. Are you speaking to me?

Sally. I'm not addressing my remarks to the table. Martha (_with great
hauteur_). I believe I'm speaking to Mrs. Munning's kitchen-maid.

Sally. Kitchen-maid! I'm a lady-help. And you couldn't get a job at
cleaning steps yourself.

Martha. I want some of your impudence, my girl. Sally. Impudence! From
me to you! I've known when you came begging a slice of bread from my
lunch when we were at school, and----

Martha. Times change, don't they, Sally? I'm sitting in the parlour now,
and your place is in the kitchen. You'll keep it, too.

Sally. You know very well I'm only obliging Mrs. Munning temporarily.

Martha. I know you're idling your time in here and if you don't want
me to show you up to Mrs. Munning for a dawdling slouch, you'll keep the
sweet side of me.

Sally. You do think you're some one because you're going to marry Zack.
It might be Mr. Paul the fuss you make.

Martha (_rising_). It's a pity that folk can't control themselves.

Sally. If that's meant for me, let me tell you I never lost control of
myself in my life.

Martha. If the cap fits you can put it on.

Sally. You'll please to tell me what you mean by that, Martha Wrigley.

Martha. Everybody knows you'd hopes of Zack yourself. You're only
showing your jealousy.

Sally. Me jealous of you! You'll take that back. Do you hear? You'll
take that back.

Martha. Not me. It's a well-known fact.

Sally. Who says?

Martha. I say.

Sally. Then I call you a liar. You're a liar, and a mean, spiteful
spitting cat, and----

(_Martha gives back before her. Zack enters._)

Martha. Zack!

Zack. Hullo, Martha. I just came in here for a bit of a sit-down. I
favour a spell of peace and quiet at the close of the day.

(_He just touches Martha without affection in passing and sits._)

Sally. And all day too.

Martha. You hold your hush, Sally Teale. Am I to come in here to be
insulted by your servant, Zack?

Zack. Nay, I've got no servant that I ever heard of.

Martha. Sally.

Zack. Eh, Martha, Sally's a decent body. She'd never insult nobody.

Martha. Are you going to take her side against me? Zack. I've not seen
anything to take anybody's side about as yet.

Sally. She says I'm jealous and she'll take it back.

Martha. I won't. As true as true, you are.

Sally. I'm not.

Martha. You are.

Sally. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

(_Zack rises, comes between, puts finger in mouth and whistles._)

Sally. I'm not.

Zack. That's enough, lass. Whistle's gone. I'm referee and I look at it
like this. You can't both be right.

Sally. No, I'm----

Zack. And you can't both be wrong.

Martha. She's----

Zack. So it's a draw.

Martha. That doesn't help. She called me a liar. Zack (_impressed_). No.
Did you, Sally?

Sally. Yes, I did, and----

Zack. I'm sorry to hear that of you, Sally.

Sally (_contrite_). Well, she shouldn't have said----

Zack. Maybe she spoke beyond her meaning. You did, didn't you, Martha?

Martha. I spoke hasty.

Zack (_to Sally_). And you answered hasty, didn't you?

Sally. I might.

Zack. I thought so. Haste! It's the cause of half the trouble in the
world. I never hurry. It's a principle with me.

Martha (_tearfully_). Zack, I'm sorry I put on airs. I won't do it
again. (_Comes to him. He puts arm round her_).

Sally. I'll--I'll not lose my temper again, Zack. (_Comes to him. He
puts his other arm round her._)

Zack. There, there, Martha. There, there, Sally. I never did believe in
arguing. It's wear and tear for nothing, and-----

(_Virginia and Mrs. Munning enter, Virginia in light dress, with hat and
gloves._)

Virginia. Oh!

Mrs. Munning. Going in for being a Mormon, Zack?

Zack. No, mother. I dunno how it is, cousin Virginia, but the awkwardest
things do keep happening to me. I was only reconciling them like.

Mrs. Munning. You haven't done the bedrooms for the night, Sally.

Sally. I'm on my way there now.

Mrs. Munning. You'll arrive a lot sooner if you'll try going upstairs.

(_Sally is about to reply, thinks better of it and goes out._)

Zack. I'm the unluckiest chap alive, Virginia. I'd give the world to
have you thinking well of me, and things fall out wrong road every time.

Mrs. Munning. That'll do, Zack. Martha's waiting to speak to me. What is
it, Martha?

Martha (_opening her bag_). This is what I came in for, Mrs. Munning.
Your invitation to the wedding. Oh! (_She drops some cards._)

Mrs. Munning. Pick them up, Zack.

(_Zack picks them up._)

Martha. I thought Zack and me might go round tonight delivering them.

(_Zack, on his knee picking up cards, reverently kisses the hem of
Virginia's skirt._)

Mrs. Munning. Oh yes. (_Sharply._) What are you doing, Zack?

Zack (_scrambling up_). Picking up cards. (_Giving them to Mrs.
Munning._)

Mrs Munning. Why, you've had cards printed. (_Returns cards to Martha._)

Martha. They are stylish, aren't they? (_Giving a card_). That's yours,
Mrs. Munning. And I brought you one, Miss Virginia.

Virginia. Thanks.

Mrs. Munning. Waste of money.

Martha. You can't be genteel without spending a bit of money. A
wedding's a wedding, Mrs. Munning, and folk have to spread themselves
sometimes. Are you ready, Zack?

Zack. I'm not so anxious, Martha. It'll mean a lot of walking.

Mrs. Munning. I suppose you'd rather good money went on postage?

Zack. All right, mother. I'll go. Only you know, Martha, you're tying
this knot firm. A printed card's an awful binding thing.

Martha. My father's got to see there's no mistake.

Zack. He's doing pretty well so far.

Martha. Yes. My wedding-dress is coming home tonight, too. I'll show it
you if you like.

Zack (_swallowing, then_), I'm like a cat on hot bricks till I see that
dress.

(_Martha and Zack go out._)

Virginia. Poor Zack!

Mrs. Munning. Fools pay for their folly. Did you come down for your walk
with Paul?

Virginia. Yes. It's about the usual time.

Mrs. Munning. He'll be late this evening. He'd to go to Bollington this
afternoon, but he'll bring you back a fairing, Jenny. He mostly went on
your account.

Virginia. On mine?

Mrs. Munning. Paul's fretting because the roses he's putting in your
room each day aren't good enough for you. He's gone to Bollington to see
if he can't find better at the flower shop there.

Virginia (_coldly_). He needn't have troubled, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. Paul doesn't count it trouble to do things for you.

Virginia. So he's told me.

Mrs. Munning. Well, truth's truth, and I'm not bound to hide it. He's
missed his proper bedtime every night with seeking roses here to suit
him. They've got to be so fine and large before they'll do for Paul.

(_Sally enters with a vase of very faded roses in her hand._)

Sally. Do you want these leaving in your room any longer, Miss Virginia?
They're that faded and done they'll stink the place out soon.

Virginia. I think they might be thrown away now, Sally.

Sally. I'd think so, too. Been there a week if it's a minute. Some one
used to change them every day, but they've seemingly got tired of the
job.

Virginia. Yes. Put them away, please.

(_Sally nods and goes out._)

Mrs. Munning (_making the best of it_). I didn't know he'd given it up
here altogether.

Virginia. I expect he preferred a proper night's rest, aunt.

Mrs. Munning. Not he. But that's Paul all over. If he can't get the best
he'll have none. Look at the engagement ring he gave you.

Virginia. Yes. It's--an engagement ring.

Mrs. Munning. Ah, but you're like myself, Jenny. You don't value things
for their appearance, but for what they mean to you.

Virginia (_doubtfully, fingering the ring_). Yes.

(_Paul enters, with hat and coat on._)

Paul. Good evening.

Mrs. Munning. Why, you're sooner than I expected.

Paul. Well, I've settled it. I've done my business. I've got them
mother. How are you, Jenny? (_Comes round and kisses her._)

Mrs. Munning. Have you brought them with you, Paul?

Paul. I'll show you. Let me get my coat off.

Mrs. Munning. The roses, I mean.

Paul (_blankly_). Oh the roses.

Mrs. Munning (_quickly_). They'll be sending them, I suppose.

Paul. Well----

Virginia. I'm just going upstairs.

Mrs. Munning. You needn't run away from him the moment he comes back.

Virginia. No. But I shan't be going out for a walk to-night, aunt. I'll
take my hat off. (_Exit Virginia._)

Mrs. Munning. Have you no sense at all? Couldn't you tell her the roses
were coming?

Paul. They're not.

Mrs. Munning. Not coming? And me just telling her they were all you went
to Bollington for!

Paul. You shouldn't tell her lies. You know they weren't all I went for.

Mrs. Munning. She liked to think they were. You've got a memory like a
sieve.

Paul. I didn't forget. I went to the shop and asked the price. They
wanted sixpence each. Sixpence for a single rose. Have you any idea what
a lot of roses it takes to make a decent-looking bunch?

Mrs. Munning. Will you never get it into your thick head that it's worth
spending money to gain money?

Paul. You've got the spending habit lately. There's no need to spend for
the sake of spending. I'm engaged to Virginia. What more do you want?

Mrs. Munning. I want you to keep engaged till you're married. You're
growing careless and neglecting her.

Paul. Neglecting! I gave her a kiss just now.

Mrs. Munning. That cost you nothing. What made you stop putting flowers
in her room?

Paul. I'm not marrying a wife to stand at her heels with silly flowers.
And there isn't a woman on earth worth buying roses for at sixpence a
bloom.

Mrs. Munning. Virginia's five hundred a year's worth it.

Paul. It's not. Selling flowers at that price is robbery, and I'll be
robbed by no one. Look at Joe Wrigley.

Mrs. Munning. That won't last long.

Paul. You're right. It won't. Zack will be married on Wednesday and off
to Canada on Saturday. Just let Joe Wrigley come here after that. I'll
teach him something.

Mrs. Munning. You've got their tickets?

Paul (_showing them_). I told you I had.

Mrs. Munning. Steerage, I see.

Paul. Of course they're steerage. Why, do you know we've to give them a
matter of ten pounds before they'll let them load?

Mrs. Munning. Well, we have to start them off with something, Paul.

Paul. Ten pounds isn't something. It's a thundering lot.

Mrs. Munning. In a good cause.

Paul. A good cause is a better cause when it's cheap, and this is coming
out a bit expensive.

(_Enter Sally._)

Mrs. Munning. What is it, Sally?

Sally. The door bell, Mrs. Munning.

(_Sally crosses and exit._)

Paul. An order, if we're lucky.

Mrs. Munning. Well, you are lucky, lately, aren't you? Everything you
can think of _'_s going right, (_Sally re-enters._)

Sally. It's Mr. Wrigley and some friends.

(_Wrigley enters with Thomas Mowatt and Harry Shoe-bridge. Mowatt is a
fat, red-faced dairyman and Shoe-bridge is a farmer, tall, with brown
face and mutton-chop whiskers. Wrigley has a large jug of ale and puts
it on table._)

(_Exit Sally._)

Wrigley. Good evening, Mrs. Munning. Come in, Thomas, Harry. You see,
Mrs. Munning, you've been so amazing good to me lately over a bit of
supper at nights that I thought I'd bring a friend or two this time to
test the vittles.

Mrs. Munning. You----

Wrigley. Ay, and you needn't tire your tongue with welcoming words. I
can read your genial thoughts. And knowing you hadn't got it here,
we brought our own ale with us. (_Lifting jug._) It's a real drop of
stimulant is this. Now sit down, Thomas. There you are, Harry. (_Places
chairs._) Well, now what shall it be? (_Sits._) Seeing we're unexpected
like, I think a bit of bread and cheese, eh Thomas?

Thomas. It'll go sweetly with the ale.

Wrigley. So it will. Bread and cheese, Mrs. Munning. I'd not say "no" to
biscuits myself.

Paul (_advancing_). Joe Wrigley----

Wrigley. Eh, Paul, I didn't just notice you, but you're the man we
want. We've really come on business, but we'll get on better when we're
fortified with a bite and a sup. You know what Thomas and Harry are,
don't you?

Paul (_surrendering_). You'd better get the bread and cheese out,
mother.

(_Mrs. Munning goes reluctantly and opens door._)

Mrs. Munning. Sally! Sally!

(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)

Wrigley. That's right, Paul. When the Executive Committee of the Little
Hulton Savings Club pay a call upon you it's a matter of common sense
for you to make them feel at home.

Paul. Mr. Mowatt and Mr. Shoebridge are on the Executive and they're
welcome here, but you----

Wrigley. I'm on as well.

Harry. Since last night.

Wrigley. As you say, Harry, since last night. I'm coopted under rule
17. Cost me a gallon of beer, but I'm co-opted. We're the Executive
and we're here on a matter of business concerned with the work of the
Society.

Paul (_with deference_). What can I do for you, Mr. Shoebridge?

Harry. Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Munning.

(_Mrs. Munning and Sally enter. They put food and glasses on table.
Wrigley pours ale. They eat and drink during the ensuing. Exit Sally._)

Harry. You do the catering for our annual picnic, and there's a
resolution standing on our minute book, recommending our members to
employ you at times of private merrymaking. Thank you, Mrs. Munning.

Paul. We've done all catering for your members at contract prices for
many years.

Thomas. That's so. And no one likes to break an old connection without
warning.

Paul. Break?

Thomas. I reckon first to last you've made a pretty penny by us.

Paul. I'm sure our charges to you are moderate, Mr. Mowatt.

Thomas. They'll do. They'll do--so long as you're giving us what we
want.

Harry. It's not the charges that we're here about exactly.

Mrs. Munning. Then what is it?

Harry. I'm telling you as fast as I can. This is a tasty bit of cheese,
Mrs. Munning.

Wrigley. Aye. I thought you'd relish it. It's full-flavoured but it
doesn't rasp the tongue. It's mellow.

Thomas. Meller's a great word, Joe. I like things to be meller. I like
meller women and meller cheese and meller ale and meller festivals.

Harry. Did you go to see Mr. Abbott married the other day?

Thomas. Did I go? I'd say so. That was a proper meller occasion.

Harry. It was that. Mellow right through. He married his wife with port
wine, did Mr. Abbott.

Thomas. I'm not partial to port wine myself. I favour ale at all times
and all occasions. Ale's a beverage.

Wrigley. And Mr. Abbott's wedding isn't the point to-night.

Thomas. It was a meller wedding and we want things meller always.

Harry. That's it in a nutshell, Mr. Munning.

Paul. I'm sure we make no differences, Mr. Shoebridge.

Harry. Oh yes, you do. You may not know it, but you do. You have two
sorts of catering, and our members want the best, or the Executive will
pass a resolution advising all to patronize Wilson's of Norton.

Mrs. Munning. I hope you won't do that, Mr. Shoebridge.

Harry. Well, if you want to keep our connection, you'll have to do the
thing our way.

Paul. But you don't tell us what your way is. What is it we do wrong?

Harry. I'm coming to it, lad. I'm going to touch the spot. From what we
hear, your Zack's a-wedding Martha Wrigley.

Paul. Yes?

Harry. Well, I've nowt against it. Martha's doing unexpected well, but
if Zack's satisfied I'm sure I am. But Joe Wrigley tells me that it
doesn't stop at that, and being her father he ought to know. You want to
emigrate them off to Canada. Now where's the sense in that?

Paul. It seems best to us.

Thomas. Well, I think it's rotten.

Paul. You must allow us to be judges.

Mrs. Munning. I think that's our business and nobody else's.

Wrigley (_pushing back chair and rising_). Come on, let's be getting
over to Wilson's and making our arrangements with him.

Thomas (_rising_). Yes, that's the only thing if they're going to talk
that road.

Paul. But I do wish you'd explain. What has Zack's going to Canada to do
with it?

Harry. You want a lot of telling. You have two sorts of jollifications
here. Jollifications with Zack Munning and jollifications without. We
want them _with_.

Mrs. Munning. With Zack?

Harry. He's the difference I've been telling you about.

Mrs. Munning. Zack is! He never does anything.

Harry. He does enough. I know what you mean. He's a bit of a fool at
doing most things is Zack, but he's got a gift for jollifications. I
couldn't point to where it is myself. Zack's just to come and moon about
and drop a word into an ear there and take a woman's arm here and the
thing's done. You might call it a knack he has.

Thomas. He mellers things. That's where it is. It's like this, Mrs.
Munning. You can eat cheese without supping ale to it, but you don't get
satisfaction. And Paul can run a wedding without Zack being there, but
it's not hearty--not what I'd call a jollification. It's stiff and hard.
No feeling in it. No mellerness.

Harry. Zack's got a way with him. He's an artist. If the talk's going
flat, or anybody recalls a subject that's not fit to be recalled at a
wedding--an old quarrel or such like,--what does Zack do but break a
plate? and smiles that smile of his, and all's well in a moment.

Mrs. Munning. Well, this is a revelation to me. I don't know what to
say.

Paul. I do. He'll go to Canada.

Wrigley. Is that your last word?

Mrs. Munning. No. We'll talk this over, Paul.

Paul. It's gone too far for talking now. I've bought their tickets.

Wrigley. They'll do to light a fire with.

Mrs. Munning. We'll let you have your answer later, Mr. Shoebridge.

Harry (_by door_). All right, Mrs. Munning. You're wise enough to know a
hasty temper doesn't pay in business. I could give a good guess at your
answer.

Wrigley. I'm not fond of guessing myself, so I'll stay here to get it.
I'm concerned twice over. As a member of the Executive and as father of
the bride to be.

Thomas. We'll leave it to you, Joe.

Wrigley. I reckon you can.

Harry. Good evening, Mrs. Munning.

Mrs. Munning. Good evening to you.

(_Exeunt Thomas and Harry._)

Mrs. Munning. I suppose we can put this down to you, Joe Wrigley.

Wrigley. You might be farther out.

Paul. You'd nothing to say against emigrating them when I mentioned it.

Wrigley. No, but I thought a lot. I'd a father's feelings, and they went
too deep for words.

Mrs. Munning. What have you done this for, Joe?

Wrigley. Two reasons, and I don't know which is bigger of the two.
Zack's worth good money here. If I'd a mind to ruin your trade I'd let
him go, and make you find out what you've missed. But that's not Joseph
Wrigley's way. I kill no geese that lay me golden eggs. And reason
number two. Aye, and this weighs heaviest. I want the pleasure of
knowing they're living in the village here and the satisfaction of
watching your face look sour and sourer for the sight of them. I'll
teach you something for sacking me.

(_Virginia enters, during this speech._)

Paul. Will you, Joe? You've given me two reasons why you think you will.
I'll give you two why you won't.

Wrigley. You will?

Mrs. Munning. Be careful, Paul. (_She puts hand on his arm._)

Paul (_shaking her off_). The first's Zack isn't married yet to Martha
and the second is he isn't going to be. Their engagement's served my
purpose.

Virginia. What was your purpose, Paul?

Paul. Oh! I didn't see you, Jenny.

Wrigley. Never mind her. You're speaking to me. Zack shall marry Martha
or I'll make your name a stink in Little Hutton.

Paul. Get out.

Wrigley. You'll eat a lot of dirt for this, Paul Munning. Banns called
and wedding fixed and people asked. (_By door, then turns_). Is Zack to
marry Martha?

Paul. He's not.

Wrigley. Then the band is going to play and, by George, I'll make you
dance to it.

(_Exit Wrigley._)

Virginia (_quietly_). You must tell me what this is, Paul.

Paul. It's Joe Wrigley making a mistake. Thinks he can bounce me, does
he?

Mrs. Munning. You'd better be careful, Paul. Joe Wrigley's one thing
when he's one of our men, but he's another now he's got on that
committee.

Paul. I'd like to wring his neck. The cunning swine.

Mrs. Munning. Zack's not to go to Canada.

Paul. All right. He's not. I'll go to Bollington tomorrow and get the
money back on the tickets. But he shan't marry Martha either. I'll get
even with Joe Wrigley there.

Virginia. What does Zack say?

Paul. Zack? What's Zack to do with it?

Virginia. It's his marriage, you know.

Paul. Zack _'_ll do as he's told. He wasn't marrying her because he
wanted to.

Virginia. Why was he marrying?

Paul. Because I wanted it. I don't want it now.

Mrs. Munning. We're in a ticklish corner with Joe Wrigley, Paul.

Paul. Do you want me to hold my hands up to Joe Wrigley?

Mrs. Munning. You'll take care what you do? I don't want my business
damaged worse than it is.

Paul. _Your_ business?

Mrs. Munning. It is my business, I believe. You're only my manager, and
I warn you to be careful or I'll set about making a change. I've learnt
something to-night.

Virginia. So have I.

Paul. Mother, you don't believe Joe's tales of Zack!

Mrs. Munning. I'd not believe a sacked man's tales of anything, but I
believe Mowatt and Shoebridge, and I know who it is they want at the
weddings. It's been a shock to me to find they favour Zack, but it's
Zack they want and Zack they're going to get.

Paul. A nice mess he'll make of things.

Mrs. Munning. That remains to be seen. He's never had his chance till
now, but he's just as much my son as you are, Paul.

Virginia. Yes, he was just as much your son when you neglected him and
kept him down and gave Paul all your love. And just as much when you and
Paul let Zack walk into Wrigley's trap and never raised a hand to save
him, and when you schemed to send him out to Canada to save your pride
from being hurt, and when you changed your mind about him now--not from
regret or any love for Zack, but when you found your business would do
better with him here. Oh, I've been stupid too. I let myself be blinded
by the dust you both threw in my eyes, but I'm not blinded now and----

Paul. Will you be quiet, Virginia?

Mrs. Munning. If I made a mistake; Jenny, I've owned to it.

Virginia. You've owned to it! Does that make up to Zack for all the
years you've slighted him, for the chances that he might have had and
Paul has robbed him of? For----

Paul. Robbed! I think you're forgetting whose ring you're wearing on
your finger.

Virginia. Your ring? Yes. There's your ring.

(_She takes it off and throws it at him. Zack and Martha enter. Martha
is in a stupidly elaborate wedding-dress. The ring misses Paul, hits
Zack and falls._)

Zack. I think I heard something drop.

Virginia. Yes. I've dropped Paul.

Mrs. Munning. Jenny!

Paul. You might have damaged that ring badly. It cost me thirty
shillings.

Virginia. You are having an expensive time, lately.

Martha (_picking up ring_). Oh, it's a beautiful ring.

Paul. Yes. Give it to me.

Virginia. No. Put it on, Martha.

Paul. What!

Virginia. Put it on.

(_Martha puts it on._)

Do you like the look of it on your finger?

Martha It's a vision.

Virginia. Is it? Do you like the man that goes with that ring?

Paul. That's my ring, Virginia.

Virginia. I'm quite aware of that. Do you like Paul, Martha? Will you
take Paul Munning for your lawful wedded husband?

Zack. I'm not very quick at thinking, Virginia, but I think you're
getting things mixed up like.

Paul. She's gone mad.

Virginia. Have I aunt?

Mrs. Munning. I don't know, Jenny.

Virginia. You do know. You know Joe Wrigley has the power to ruin you
unless Martha becomes Mrs. Munning. She's going to become Mrs. Munning,
but not Mrs. Zack Munning.

Zack. But I've passed my word to Martha. We've had banns called in
church.

Virginia. Are you in love with Martha, Zack?

Zack. Well----

Virginia. Are you or are you not?

Zack. You do ask the awkwardest questions, Virginia.

Virginia. That's good enough for me. Martha, it's a pity to waste that
wedding-dress. Would you rather marry Zack or Paul?

Martha. I've never dared to lift my eyes as high as Mr. Paul.

Virginia. It's not so high. Stand on a chair if it'll make you feel
easier. It's like this, Martha. Paul's missing something by not marrying
me, but there's a matter of five hundred pounds that I'll give him in
the vestry on his wedding-day with you. Of course if he doesn't marry
you there's no five hundred pounds, and there is your father.

Mrs. Munning. And a new manager for my business too.

Paul. Mother!

Virginia. So you've got it all three ways, Paul. Martha, you needn't be
afraid. Canada with Zack was the riskiest gamble a woman ever thought
of, but England with Paul is something solid. You'll have friends to
Watch you and to watch Paul, too.

Paul. But--but----

Virginia. That's all right, Paul. You needn't thank me now. And if you'd
like to take Martha out for a walk, I shan't prevent you.

Martha. Me walk through Little Hulton by the side of Mr. Paul! Oh, Miss
Virginia, I'd never have the face.

Virginia. I've told you you're bringing him good money. You give and he
takes.

Paul. Do I take?

Virginia. Don't you?

Paul. Mother, have you nothing to say?

Virginia. She's come down on the right side of the fence at last, Paul.

Mrs. Munning. I'll not pretend I'm pleased, but it's a way out.

Paul. You'd see me sacrificed like this?

Mrs. Munning. You'll not forget that Martha's in the room, will you?

Zack. I suppose I'll do wrong thing if I open my mouth, but I'll speak
my mind for once and chance it.

Virginia. What's the matter, Zack? You didn't want to marry Martha?

Zack. I didn't and I did. I've no right to be selfish, and I didn't like
the thought of it at first. I'm the wrong sort of husband for her as I
am.

Virginia. Very well, then------

Zack. Aye. As I am I'm wrong, and I know I'm wrong. But I might not
be so wrong in Canada. I've never had a chance afore, and this thing's
grown on me a bit. I've wanted my chance, and it looked like I was
getting it. You never know what a foreign country will do for a man, and
Canada began to look a chance to me. I'd hopes of Canada. And now you
say I'm not to marry Martha, and I'll never get a chance again.

Martha. I'd rather marry Mr. Paul, if he's willing, Zack.

Virginia. He's willing.

Zack. Maybe you're right, Martha. Paul's a bigger man than me and I
mustn't be selfish. But I'd begun to be hopeful, and I own this is a
blow to me. I'll go out for a breath of air.

Virginia. Stay where you are, Zack. Paul and Martha are going out
together.

Paul. That's advertising it a bit, and her in her wedding-gown and all.

Virginia. It's meant to advertise it, Paul. There's your hat. Give her
your arm now.

Martha. Oh, Mr. Paul!

(_They go up to door, arm in arm._)

Virginia. And I'll tell you something, Paul. You're great at talking of
the cost of things. A pleasant look costs no more than a sour one, so
see what you can do.

(_Exeunt Paul and Martha. Virginia closes door._)

Now then, aunt, is there anything you'd like to say to Zack?

Mrs. Munning. He's the cause of more trouble than he's worth, and has
been since the day he was born.

Zack. Yes, mother. I knew it must be all my fault some road.

Virginia. I suppose that way of speaking to him is force of habit, aunt.
But it's time you changed your habits now. Don't you think you'd feel
better if you apologized to Zack?

Mrs. Munning. Apologized!

Virginia. I've a belief myself in paying debts.

Mrs. Munning. I don't owe Zack for much.

Virginia. Only thirty years' neglect.

Zack. You mustn't talk like that to mother, Jenny. You can't expect a
great soft thing like me to get same care taken of him as she took of
Paul. You don't treat carthorses like you'd treat a racer.

Virginia (_to Mrs. Munning, ignoring Zack_). So you've nothing to say to
him?

Mrs. Munning. I don't know that I have.

Virginia. You're leaving quite a lot to me.

Mrs. Munning. We know what's good for Zack. Some folk don't pay for
kindness.

Virginia. Some never get a chance. Zack's had your method long enough.
We'll try mine now.

Mrs. Munning. And what is yours?

Virginia. Bring me some hot water and a towel, Zack.

Zack. Hot water?

Virginia. In a jug.

Zack. Yes, Jenny. I knew there'd be hot water in it somewhere. (_Exit
Zack._)

Mrs. Munning. What's this for?

Virginia. A clean start and a clean chin and Zack's first lesson in the
art of self-respect.

Mrs. Munning. Meaning you're going to swell his head.

Virginia. No, aunt. Only to shave his beard. I'm going to talk to Zack
and a lather-brush will be a handy thing to stop his mouth with if he
tries to answer back before I've done.

(_Zack re-enters with steaming jug and a towel._)

Zack. It's very hot. I found the kettle on the boil.

Virginia. All the better.

Zack (_apprehensively_). Yes, Jenny.

Mrs. Munning. And you think I'll stay here and watch you do it?

Virginia. Well, aunt, I rather hoped you wouldn't.

Mrs. Munning. You're taking charge of things, young lady.

Virginia. I've come to the conclusion that it's time. (_Mrs. Munning
meets her eye, quails and goes out._) Zack, go upstairs and bring me
down the birthday present that I gave you.

Zack. It's not upstairs, Jenny.

Virginia. Where is it, then? I want it.

Zack. I keep it in my pocket.

Virginia. No wonder your coat fits like a sack. Give it me.

Zack. You're not going to take it off me because I didn't use it, are
you?

Virginia. I'm going to use it. Sit down. (_She pushes him into chair
and puts towel round his neck._) Tell me why you carried this about with
you.

Zack. It's because I------ (_hesitates._)

Virginia. Well?

Zack. Because you gave it me.

Virginia. I gave it you for use. Keep still now. (_She trims his beard
with scissors._)

Zack. Yes, Jenny. I know, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. They're
too grand for using on the likes of me. Oh! (_She deliberately pricks
him._)

Virginia. What is it?

Zack. You ran the scissors into me. It doesn't matter though.

(_She pricks again._)

Oh, Jenny, that did hurt a bit.

Virginia. I meant it to. Don't you dare to say it doesn't matter when
you're hurt or I'll hurt you again.

Zack. No, Jenny.

(_She turns to table and makes lather._)

Virginia. And when I give you anything and tell you to use it, you
won't imagine it's too grand for you. You'll use it; (_Her back is still
turned to him. He fingers the stubble on his chin and nervously holds
the chair-arms, watching her timorously._)

Zack. Yes, Jenny.

Virginia (_turning with lather-brush_). Very well. Now I can start
talking to you. (_She holds brush poised. He eyes it._)

Zack. You've not done badly up to now for a non-starter. (_She puts
brush in his mouth_). Oof!

Virginia (_lathering_). If you open your mouth again unless I tell you
to, that's what you'll get. Now, Zack Munning, who do you think you are?
(_Stands from him_). You may answer.

Zack. Well I suppose I'm---- I dunno. I'm nobody much.

Virginia (_approaching and lathering_). You can't answer. Then I'll tell
you. You are not nobody. You're a person of considerable importance. For
one thing, you're the mainstay of your mother's business. When you go
to weddings, they're liked, and when you don't they're disliked. Paul is
not popular. You are. You may speak.

Zack. You've no right to run down Paul like that, Jenny.

Virginia. I'm not running him down. I'm putting him in his place in
comparison with you. Now, is that understood? You're of more value here
than he is.

Zack. Oh, but, Jenny--oof! (_He gets the brush in his mouth._)

Virginia. If you like a mouthful of soap at every word I utter you can
have it. If you don't, sit quiet and listen. Where was I coming to? Oh
yes. Martha Wrigley. You didn't love her, Zack. Why did you let them
force her on to you?

Zack. I do hate argument, Jenny. Paul argued and Joe argued and he's a
powerful voice for arguing has Joe, and so I just said "yes" to make an
end of it.

Virginia (_taking razor_). You'd better turn round to the light now. I
don't want to plough your face. Carry the chair to the window.

Zack. Yes, Jenny.

Virginia. Sit down and let me see what I can make of you. (_She
shaves._) You just said "Yes" to save yourself the trouble of saying
"No" and never thought of anybody else but Paul and Joe.

Zack (_moving in protest_). Oh yes, I did, Jenny.

Virginia (_alarmed_). Be careful, Zack. I don't want to cut you.

Zack. Well, I did think of some one else.

Virginia. Who?

Zack. I thought of Martha.

Virginia. Never mind Martha.

Zack. But I must mind her. She looked to me for consolation did Martha,
and I don't think Paul's as good at consoling a wench as I am.

Virginia. Oh? So we've found something we're better at than he is, have
we?

Zack. I'm bound to think of Martha's feelings, Jenny.

Virginia. Martha's parading the high street with Paul. Her feelings are
all right.

Zack. My conscience isn't easy about her, Jenny. We've been called in
church together and----

Virginia (_holding out razor_). And you can finish shaving by yourself.

Zack. But I don't know how. I've never used a razor in my life.

(_Virginia puts razor on table. Zack rises, half shaved._)

Virginia. It's time you learned.

Zack. You were getting on so well.

Virginia. So were you till you began to talk rubbish about Martha
Wrigley. Go and ask her to finish shaving you.

Zack. Have I said anything to offend you, Jenny?

Virginia. Have you said----? You think a lot about other people, Zack.
Do you never think of me?

Zack. I do that. But it's not the same.

Virginia. The same as what?

Zack. It's common thinking when I think of them. When I think of you
it's something a bit special. It's thinking with my hat off, like going
into church. It's Sunday best and I couldn't bring myself to talk of it
the same way as I'd talk of them. It's not for talking of at all. It's
holylike. That's why I haven't mentioned it.

Virginia (_takes up razor. Zack flinches_). Sit down again. I'll finish
shaving you.

Zack. Will you, Jenny? (_He sits._)

Virginia. Yes. Don't talk or you'll get cut. Now listen, Zack. Martha
Wrigley's getting what she wants. She's marrying Paul and she'll be the
proudest woman in the place. So you can put her out of mind. If you
want to say "good-bye" to her, you can go and say it when I've finished
shaving you. Only you'll say it in words. You're a bit too free with
your consolations, and I've not shaved you for Martha Wrigley to have
the benefit of your virgin chin. You've finished with her, Zack, you
understand?

Zack. Yes, Jenny.

Virginia. Very well. Now you can get up and look at yourself in that
glass.

Zack (_peering into glass in lid of shaving set_). Why, Jenny, I'd not
have known myself. Is yon lad me?

Virginia. It's you.

Zack. Well, I tell you what, Jenny, if I'd met that face in the lane on
anybody else but me, I'd have said he wasn't a bad looking chap at all.

Virginia. It's not a face you're meeting in the lane. It's your face.

Zack. That's the surprising part about it. Why, it's very near worth
taking the trouble to shave every day.

Virginia. I'll see you take the trouble.

Zack. And I'll look like this every day!

Virginia. You will.

Zack. Well, but if that's so, and I'm free of Martha, why.... No. I'm
getting ahead too fast.

Virginia. Not you. Take another look at yourself if you're afraid about
anything.

Zack (_looking_). I'm pretty near good-looking enough to chance it. Dang
it, I will chance it, and all--No. No. I'm not quite bold enough for
that.

Virginia (_holding glass in front of him_). Look again.

Zack. Well, you can't eat me anyhow. Jenny, I've got a heap of love
for you. I've loved you since the day I met you, and I've been the
miserablest chap on earth because of what's been happening since. Things
always do go wrong with me, and they've been going the wrongest road
they could, but, by gum, there's just a chance to put them right this
time, and I'll dash at it if I'm hanged for it. Jenny it's the most
bowdacious thing to come from me to you, but I'm wrought up to point and
I've got to speak or bust. Will you have me, lass?

Virginia. Kiss me, Zack.

Zack. But--but--do you mean to say you'll----

Virginia. You great baby.

Zack (_embracing her_). Eh, I could hug you till you broke. Love? Love's
the finest state of man. I'm--I'm---- No. There aren't words made
for this. Its too tremendous big for words. Jenny, it's true? You're
not--You're not just playing with me.

Virginia. No. It's true. Oh, Zack!

Zack. Jenny! (_Kiss._)


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