Title: The Fortunes of the Colville Family - or, A Cloud with its Silver Lining
Author: Smedley, Frank E. (Frank Edward)
Language: English
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THE FORTUNES OF THE COLVILLE FAMILY

or, _A Cloud with its Silver Lining_

By Frank E. Smedley

Author Of “Frank Fairlegh,”

“Lewis Arundel,” “Harry Coverdale’s-Courtship,” Etc.


London: George Routledge And Sons, Limited



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THE FORTUNES OF THE COLVILLE FAMILY.



CHAPTER I.--THE TWO PICTURES.


“A Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!”

Words, of course, in themselves good and well-chosen, and embodying
a wish which all who love their neighbour should feel and
communicate;--God in his mercy grant there may be very many who can
respond to such a salutation hopefully; for in this Valley of the Shadow
of Death there must be some who shrink from it as from a bitter mockery.
Of such are those who, loving deeply, have lost, or fear to lose,
the object of their fond idolatry; of such are those to whom, gifted,
perhaps, with an even wider capacity of affection, such a fear would
seem a blessing, for then they would not have toiled through a lifetime
lonely-hearted. “A Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!” God comfort
those who shudder at such kindly greeting!

One short month since, a little space of time, but more than long enough
for the performance of many a deeper tragedy than that to which we are
about to refer, an artist, glancing into the sunny breakfast-parlour of
Ashburn Rectory, might have made a pretty picture of the group on which
his eye would have fallen.

That _gentleman_ (in rags he would equally have looked such) with the
calm, high forehead, mild eye, and earnest, thoughtful mouth, must be
the father of the family; for his dark hair shows many a silver thread,
and the lines that appear upon his still smooth brow can scarcely be
the result of mental occupation only; but, if we are right in our
conjecture, whence did that curly-pated nine-year-old urchin, seated
upon his knee, contrive to get his arch, merry face? for he can scarcely
have “come alive” out of one of Murillo’s paintings, to give light and
life to our family sketch. Oh! we see, it is his mother’s countenance
the rogue has appropriated, only the mischief in it is all his own; for
the expression of her still-beautiful features is chastened and pensive,
as of one who has lived and loved, and done angels’ work on earth, until
the pure soul within has stamped its impress on the outward form.

But if you want something pretty--nay, we may as well tell the whole
truth, and say at once bewitching--to look at, cast your eyes (you won’t
be in a hurry to remove them again) upon the figure seated at mamma’s
right hand, and recognising her facsimile (with twenty summers taken off
her age, and barely eighteen left), declare whether that is not “nice,”
 rather. The expression is not the same, we confess: more of the woman
and less of the angel, you will say. We admit it; but then, how could
that little rosebud of a mouth look anything but petulant? those violet
eyes express--well, it’s difficult to tell what they don’t express that
is good, and fresh, and piquant, and gay, and--must we add? a little bit
coquettish also;--why, the very dimple on her chin--such a well-modelled
chin--has something pert and saucy about it. There! you’ve seen enough
of the little beauty: you’ll be falling in love with her directly!

No one could mistake the relationship existing between the gentleman
we have already described, and that tall, graceful boy, with his pale,
finely-chiselled features, and classically-shaped head. Even the earnest,
thoughtful expression is common to both father and son, save that the
curl of the short upper lip, which tells of pride in the boy, has, in
the man, acquired a character of chastened dignity.

Reader, do you like our picture? Let us turn to another, less pleasing,
but alas! equally true.

The waves of time roll on, and, like a dream, another month has lapsed
into the sea of ages.

The sun is shining still; but it shines upon an open grave, with aching
hearts around it. A good man has died, and his brave, loving spirit has
gone whither his faith has preceded him, and his good works alone can
follow him. “Blessed are the dead that die in the Lord.”

Let us reserve our sympathy for those who live to mourn them.

When the curate of Ashburn preached a funeral sermon, recalling to the
minds of those who had practically benefited by them the virtues of
their late rector, holly garlands hung in the fine old church, to
commemorate the birth-time of One who came to bring “peace on earth, and
good-will towards men;” but none dared to wish the widow and orphans
“A Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year,” lest the wish might seem an
insult to their sorrow.



CHAPTER II.--THE BROTHERS.

“Percy, I _have_ been quiet _so_ long, and you say I must not stand
upon my head, because it disturbs mamma; do come out and let us ride the
pony by turns,” implored little Hugh Colville in a strenuous
whisper; which was, however, clearly audible throughout the small
breakfast-parlour, which was the scene of our family picture.

Percy Colville, the shy, handsome boy of our sketch, looked up with a
pensive smile from the writing on which he was engaged, and shook his
head negatively, in token that he felt obliged to refuse the request
of his younger brother, in whom the reader will recognise, with little
difficulty, a certain Murillo-like urchin to whom he has been already
introduced. But the petition of her youngest born had reached the
ears of the widow, who (if she had a virtue which had outgrown its
due proportions till cavillers might deem it a fault), was, perhaps, a
little over indulgent to Master Hugh.

“My dear Percy, you have been writing for me long enough,” she said,
“you will be ill if you shut yourself up too much; besides, Hugh has
been so good that he deserves his ride, and you know I don’t like to
trust him by himself.”

Percy hesitated: the writing on which he was engaged was the copy of a
surveyor’s report concerning that _vexata quaestic_, dilapidations. Some
difference of opinion had arisen on this subject between the agent of
the patron of the living and Mrs. Colville’s solicitor, and a copy of
the report was to be forwarded by the next post to Mr. Wakefield, Mrs.
Calville’s legal adviser. The matter was of importance, involving a
considerable sum of money. Percy was aware of these facts: he knew,
also, that he could only just finish his task by the time the village
post went out; and he was about to declare that Hugh must give up his
ride for that day, when his mother, reading his thoughts-, stooped over
him, and, kissing his pale brow, whispered--

“Do not refuse him, dear Percy: remember, he will not have many more
rides----”

She paused, for her composure was failing, then finished in a trembling
voice--

“You know the pony must be sold when we go away.”

As she spoke, an expedient suggested itself to Percy’s mind, and
pressing his mother’s hand affectionately, he closed his writing-desk,
and, carrying it off under his arm, exclaimed--“Come along, Hugh! we’ll
take old Lion (he wants a run, poor dog) as well as the pony, and have a
glorious scamper.”

And a glorious scamper they had, only Hugh rode the whole way, and
Percy ran by his side, declaring that he greatly preferred it, which was
decidedly a pious fiction, if a fiction can ever be pious.

“Oh! mamma, mamma! do make breakfast--come, quick! there’s a good mamma!
for I’m as hungry as--as--several sharks,” exclaimed Hugh, rushing
like a small express train into the breakfast-parlour, on the following
morning.

“Oh, you naughty mad-cap, you’ve shaken the table, and made me blot
‘That Smile’ all over!” cried his sister Emily, in vain endeavouring to
repair the misfortune which had accrued to the “popular melody” she was
copying.

We suppose it is scarcely necessary to reintroduce you to Emily, dear
reader. You have not so soon forgotten the rosebud of a mouth, or the
dangerous dimple--trust you for that.

“Well, I declare, so I have,” rejoined the culprit, a little shocked and
a good deal amused at the mischief he had occasioned; then striking into
the tune of the outraged ditty, he sang in an impish soprano, and with
grimaces wonderful to behold--

               “‘That smile--when once--de-par-ar-ar-arted,

               Must leave--me bro--ken har-ar-ir-arted.’

“Oh! Emily, what a mess we have made of ‘broken-hearted,’ to be sure I’m
so sorry, but what fun!”

And then came a burst of ringing, happy, childish laughter, which, of
course, sealed his forgiveness: no one could think him to blame after
_that_.

“I wonder where Percy is; I scarcely ever knew him late before,”
 observed Mrs. Colville, when quiet had been restored.

“Sarah tells me he is out riding,” returned Emily, applying herself with
very unnecessary energy to cut bread and butter.

As she spoke, the clatter of horses’ feet became audible, and, in
another moment, Percy cantered past the window.

“Where can the boy have been?” ejaculated Emily, holding the loaf
lovingly, as though she was afraid of hurting the poor thing.

“I know, I do!” observed Hugh, from under the table, whence, having in
his mind’s eye metamorphosed himself into a wolf, he was preparing to
spring out and devour Emily.

“_You_ know, Hugh!” repeated Mrs. Colville in surprise; “come from under
the table, then, and tell me.”

“But, mamma, I’m a wolf, and just going to eat up Emily.”

“Not now, dear,” was the calm reply, as if a daughter more or less
devoured by wild beasts was of little moment to that un-anxious mother;
“come here, and tell me about Percy.”

“Well, you know, mamma,” began Hugh, emerging from his hiding-place, and
assuming the grave air of a _raconteur_, “when Percy came to bed last
night, he did not go to bed at all--that is, not for a very, very, very
long time. Do you know, I think”--and here he put on a solemn face,
and spoke with an air of mystery--“I think he was not in bed at twelve
o’clock, perhaps not till almost one!” Having disclosed this frightful
fact, he paused and nodded like a bird, for the greater effect, ere
he continued: “I went to sleep long before, but, whenever I opened my
eyes, there he sat, still write, write, writing on, as if he was writing
his life, like Robinson Crusoe--only,” he added, parenthetically--“only
he’s got no man Friday.”

“But what could he be writing?” exclaimed Emily, coquetting with the
large bread-knife.

“I know,” resumed Hugh; then, having paused to balance himself on one
leg, and spin round like a teetotum, he continued very fast, and without
any stops, for Percy’s footsteps sounded in the hall: “he was writing
the paper he had not time to finish yesterday, because I wanted him to
go out with me and the pony; and this morning he got up at six o’clock
to ride over to Staplehurst, seven miles there, and I don’t know how
many back again, to catch the post, and make it all the same as if it
had been put in yesterday; I know he did, because Sarah says so.” And,
having delivered himself with the greatest vehemence of this somewhat
incoherent account, he rushed up to his brother, then entering the room,
and, throwing his arm as round his waist, exclaimed, “Oh, Percy! I’ve
gone and told them all about your great letter, and sitting up late,
and everything, and never remembered till now that you said I wasn’t to
mention it to anybody. Oh, I am so sorry, but what fun!” and, assured
by the expression of Percy’s face that his crime was not quite
unpardonable, Hugh’s merry, childish laugh again rang through the
apartment.

The mother’s heart was full: tears stood in her eyes as, pressing her
elder son to her bosom, she murmured,--

“Dear, dear Percy, you must not overtask your strength thus.”

The post that morning brought the following letter directed to Mrs.
Colville:--

“My dear Sister,--That I have the will to aid you in your distress you
cannot doubt; that the power to do so effectually is denied me, adds
one more to the troubles of life. My imprudent marriage (he had run away
with a pretty governess at eighteen), and its subsequent consequences
(he had nine healthy children), force me to work like a horse in a mill,
in order to make both ends meet. Of this I am not complaining.. I did
an unwise thing, and must pay the necessary penalty. But I mention these
facts to prove to you the truth of my assertion, that my power is not
coequal with my will. The little I can do is this: I am shareholder
in an excellent proprietary school, where boys are taught everything
necessary to fit them for a commercial life; Wilfred Jacob has been
there two years, and is already conversant with, or, as he familiarly
terms it, ‘well up in’ tare and tret. I trust Adolphus Samuel, Albert
John, Thomas Gabriel, and even the little Augustus Timothy, will soon
follow, and profit equally. I therefore propose to send your two boys to
this school at my own cost; and, if the eldest distinguishes
himself, as I am proud to believe Wilfred Jacob will do, a desk in
my counting-house (No. 8, Grubbinger Street, City) shall reward his
diligence. Clementina Jane desires her kindest regards, and begs me
to say that, should you finally determine upon settling in London, she
shall have much pleasure in looking out a cheap lodging for you in some
of the least expensive streets in the vicinity of Smithfield. I am, dear
Margaret, ever your affectionate brother,

“Goldsmith and Thryft.

“P.S.--So much for habit: I have become so accustomed to sign for the
firm, that I actually forget that my name is Tobiah.”

Mrs. Colville closed the letter, with a sigh, and placing it in her
pocket, waited till the boys had breakfasted. As soon as they had
quitted the room she handed it to her daughter, saving. “Read that, dear
Emily: it is very kind of your uncle, but----”

“Percy at a desk in Grubbinger Street! Oh, my dearest mamma, what a
dreadful idea!” exclaimed the Rosebud, arching her brows, and pursing
up her pretty little mouth with an expression of the most intense
disapproval: “Uncle Tobiah means to be very kind, but he forgets what
Percy is.”

Mrs. Colville shook her head mournfully. “I am afraid it is we who
forget, love,” she said: “Percy can no longer hope to pursue the career
marked out for him--with the very limited means at my disposal, college
is quite out of the question; nay, if Sir Thomas Crawley persists in
his demand for the incoming tenant’s claim to these dilapidations, and
should prove his right to it, I shall be unable to send the boys to
school at all; indeed, I must not reject your uncle’s offer rashly.
I shall consult Mr. Slowkopf on the subject; he is a very prudent
adviser.”

“Oh! if you mean to ask _him_, the matter is as good as settled, and poor
Percy chained to a desk for life,” cried Emily. “Ah!” she continued, as
a tall, thin, gaunt figure, clothed in rusty black, passed the window,
“here he comes--the creature always puts me in mind of that naughty
proverb about a certain person: one no sooner mentions him than there he
is at one’s elbow;--but, if you really want to talk sense to him, mamma
dear, I’d better go, for I shall only say pert things and disturb you:
he is so delightfully slow and matter-of-fact, that I never can resist
the temptation of plaguing him;” and as she spoke, the Rosebud laughed a
little silvery laugh at her own wickedness, and tripped, fairy-like, out
of the apartment.

The worthy Mr. Slowkopf, who had held the office of curate of Ashburn
for about two years, was a very good young man, and nothing else; all
his other qualities were negative. He wasn’t even positively a fool,
though he looked and acted the part admirably. He was essentially,
and in every sense of the word, a slow man: in manners, ideas, and
appearance, he was behind the age in which he lived; in conversation
he was behind the subject discussed; if he laughed at a joke, which,
solemnly and heavily, he sometimes condescended to do, it was invariably
ten minutes after it had been made. He never heard of Puseyism till
Tract Ninety had been suppressed, or knew of the persecutions and
imprisonments of Dr. Achilli till that amateur martyr was crying aloud
for sympathy in Exeter Hall; he usually finished his fish when the
cheese was being put on table; and went to bed as other people were
getting up. Still, he had his good points. Unlike King Charles, of
naughty memory,

                   “Who never said a foolish thing,

                   And never did a wise one,”

however dull and trite might be Mr. Slowkopf’s remarks, his actions
were invariably good and kind. The village gossips, when they were very
hard-up for scandal, declared that, insensible as he appeared to all
such frivolities as the fascinations of the softer sex, he was gradually
taking a “slow turn” towards the Rosebud of Ashburn. Nay, the rumour
was reported to have reached the delicate ears of the “emphatic she”
 herself; who was said to have replied, that as she was quite certain he
would never dream of telling his love till he heard she was engaged to
be married to some one else--in which case she should have a legitimate
reason for refusing him--the information did not occasion her the
slightest uneasiness.

However this might be, certain it is, that on the morning in question,
Mr. Slowkopf, gaunt, ugly, and awkward, solemnly walked into the
breakfast-parlour, and that the widow, perplexed between her good
sense and her loving tenderness for her children, laid before him her
difficulties and her brother’s letter.

The curate paused about three times as long as was necessary, and then,
in a deep, sepulchral voice, observed--

“In order to attain to a sound and logical conclusion in regard to this
weighty matter, it behoves me first to assure myself that I rightly
comprehend the question propounded, and if, as I conceive, it prove to
be one which will not admit of demonstration with a mathematical
certainty; then, secondly, so to compare the different hypotheses which
may present themselves, that, sufficient weight being allotted to each,
a just and philosophical decision may be finally arrived at.”

Having, after this preamble, stated the case in language as precise
and carefully selected as though he were framing a bill to lay before
Parliament, and were resolved to guard against _the_ possibility of the
most astute legal Jehu driving a coach and four through it, he argued
the matter learnedly and steadily for a good half-hour, ere he dug out
the ore of common sense from the mass of logical rubbish beneath which
he had buried it, and decided in favour of Mr. Goldsmith’s proposal.
Pleased at his own cleverness in having solved this difficult problem,
and possessing unlimited confidence in his oratorical powers, he
volunteered to communicate the decision thus formed to the person most
nearly concerned therein, an offer to which Mrs. Colville, feeling her
strength unequal to the task, reluctantly consented.

Percy listened in silence till Mr. Slowkopf had talked himself out of
breath, which it took him some time to accomplish, for, in every sense
of the term, he was awfully long-winded; when at length he was silent,
the boy fixed his large eyes earnestly upon his face as he replied, “I
understand, sir, we are so poor that it is not possible to send me to a
public school, or to college as--as--my dear father wished; but I do
not see why I am necessarily obliged to become a merchant’s clerk, a
position which I shall never be fit for, and which I hate the idea of;
the Colvilles have always been gentlemen.”

“A man may work for his living in some honest occupation without
forfeiting that title,” returned Mr. Slowkopf, sententiously.

“Not as a merchant’s clerk,” was the haughty reply: “No; let me be an
artist, if I cannot receive a gentleman’s education in England. I know
I have some talent for drawing, let me study that, and then go to Italy,
beautiful Italy, for a few years; people can live very cheaply abroad,
and I will be very careful. When I become famous I shall grow rich, and
be able to support mamma, and send Hugh to college, and then I shall
care less for not having been there myself.”

“Without attempting to regard your scheme in its many complicated
bearings, or to argue the matter in its entire completeness, for which
time, unfortunately, is wanting,” remarked Mr. Slowkopf, deliberately;
“I will place before you, _in limine_, certain objections to it which
render the commercial career proposed by your excellent uncle, if not
in every point a more advantageous arrangement, at all events one more
suited to the present position of affairs. Your uncle proposes to take
upon himself all immediate expense connected with your education;
while, as a clerk in his counting-house, you will be in the receipt of a
gradually increasing salary. Your scheme would demand a constant outlay
of capital, for certainly the next five years; nay, it would be no
matter of surprise to me if ten years should elapse, ere, by the
precarious earnings of an artist’s career, you were enabled to render
yourself independent. In one case you will be an assistance to your
excellent mother, in the other a burden upon her.”

Percy walked to the window; the burning tears of disappointed ambition
and mortified pride rushed to his eyes, but he brushed them hurriedly
away, as he said in a firm, steady voice, “Thank you for telling me the
truth, Mr. Slowkopf; we will accept my uncle’s offer.”

Thus it came about that Percy and Hugh Colville were entered, as
boarders, at Doctor Donkiestir’s excellent proprietary establishment.



CHAPTER III.--A ROMANTIC ADVENTURE.

The Rosebud of Ashburn possessed a female friend. Caroline Selby was
the daughter of Sir Thomas Crawley’s agent. Sir Thomas Crawley was the
rich man of the neighbourhood, lord of the manor, patron of the living,
and owner of a splendid place about a mile from the village; but
although Ashburn Priory was an old family seat, the present owner of the
property had by no means always been the great man he was at present;
indeed, it may be doubted whether, in justice, he had any right to be
so at all; though, unfortunately, in law he possessed a very sufficient
one. The former possessor of Ashburn Priory, an irritable, perverse
old man, had, in a moment of passion, disinherited an only son (who had
committed the unpardonable crime of consulting his heart, rather than
his pocket, in the choice of a wife), making a will in favour of a
relative whom he had never seen, and of whom the little he had heard was
unfavourable. It is true, he never intended this will to take effect;
meaning, when he had sufficiently consulted his dignity, and marked
his disapproval of the sin against Mammon which his son had committed,
graciously to receive him into favour again; but Death, who has no more
respect for ill-temper than for many more amiable qualities, did not
allow him time to repair the injustice he had committed, cutting him off
with an attack of bronchitis, and his son with a shilling, at one fell
stroke. The son, an amiable man, with a large family (a conjunction so
often to be observed, that, to a speculative mind, it almost assumes the
relation of cause and effect), soon spent his shilling, and, overtasking
his strength to replace it, ere long followed his unjust father, though
we can scarcely imagine that he travelled by the same road. Before this
latter event took place, however, Mr. Thomas Crawley made his first
appearance as lord of the manor of Ashburn, and master of the Priory;
and everybody was so well aware what he was, that they carefully
abstained from inquiring what he had been. To those capable of judging,
however, one thing was unmistakably apparent; namely, that neither in
the past nor in the present could his manners and appearance entitle
him to the designation of a gentleman. That he himself entertained
an uncomfortable suspicion of this fact, might be gathered from the
indefatigable perseverance with which he pursued the object of attaining
to the rank of knighthood. Up the rounds of a ladder of gold he climbed
into Parliament; once there, if he voted according to his conscience,
that inward monitor must have been of a decidedly versatile temperament;
for the way in which he wheeled about, and turned about, on every
occasion, conceivable and inconceivable, was without precedent, save
in the cases of Jim Crow of giddy memory, and of Weathercock _versus_
Boreas and Co. At last a crisis arrived; votes were worth more than the
men who gave them: a minister stayed in who should have gone out;
and Mr. Crawley became Sir Thomas. And this was the man who, with a
rent-roll of £15,000 a-year, was about to avail himself of a legal
quibble, in order to extort from a widow and orphans a share of the
little pittance that remained to them. His agent Mr. Selby, was a better
man than his master; and might have been better still, if “his poverty,
and not his will,” had not led him to consent to be the instrument
wherewith Sir Thomas Crawley, M.P., transacted much dirty work in
Ashburn and its vicinity. At the time we treat of the will had so often
yielded that it had quite lost the habit of asserting itself; and the
poverty, profiting by this inertness, had gradually disappeared, till
Mr. Selby was generally looked upon as a man well to do in the world,
and respected accordingly.

And this brings us back to the point from whence we originally started;
namely, that the Rosebud of Ashburn possessed a female friend. Now,
the office of female friend to a Rosebud, romantic and poetical as
it sounds, was by no means a sinecure; indeed, from the confidant of
Tilburnia downwards, these sympathisers of all work have hard places
of it. Still, there appears to be no lack of amiable creatures ready to
devote themselves to the cause of friendship; the supply seems always
to equal the demand. Possibly occasional perquisites, in the shape of a
heart caught in the rebound, as in the case of a discarded lover, or the
reversion of some _bon parti_, rejected for a more eligible offer, may
have something to do with it--of this we cannot pretend to judge.

That any such sordid notions influenced Caroline Selby in her devotion
to Emily Colville, we do not believe: on the contrary, the friendship
arose from, and was cemented by, the Jack-Sprat-and-his-wife-like
suitableness of their respective natures; Caroline having a decided call
to look up to and worship somebody, while Emily experienced an equally
strenuous necessity for being worshipped and looked up to. But the
Rosebud was subject also to other necessities, which effectually
preserved her friend from falling into the snares of idleness. First,
she had a chronic necessity for “talking confidence,”--though how,
in the quiet village of Ashburn, she contrived to obtain a supply
of mysteries to furnish forth subjects for these strictly private
colloquies, was the greatest mystery of all. Then privy councils were
held upon dress, in all its branches, from staylaces up to _blonde
Berthes_; and committees of ways and means had to combat and arrange
financial difficulties. Again, the affairs of their poorer neighbours
required much talking about, and speculating upon; and their little
charities Nor, despite sundry small weaknesses and frivolities natural
to their age, or rather youth, and sex, the friends were thoroughly
kind-hearted, amiable girls, could not be planned, or executed, without
a _necessary_ amount of conversation. Then there was a town, three miles
off by the road, and two and a half by the fields, where everything came
from; for, though Ashburn boasted a “general” shop, yet those who were
rash enough to particularise any article they might require, beyond
the inevitable bacon, cheese, soap, bad tea, worse sugar, starch,
and; hobnailed shoes, upon which agricultural life is supported, only
prepared for themselves a disappointment.

This obliging town the Rosebud had a call to visit, on an average, three
times a week at the very least; and of course, when the pony-chaise
could not be had, which--as Hugh, by the agency of that much-enduring
pony, existed rather as a centaur than a biped--was almost always the
case, Caroline Selby was required as a walking companion.

Having thus enlightened the reader as to the nature of the friendship
existing between these young ladies, together with other particulars,
which, at the risk of being considered prosy, we felt bound to
communicate to him, we resume the thread of our narrative.

Three weeks had elapsed since Mrs. Colville had accepted her brother’s
offer, and the day approached when Percy and Hugh were to quit the home
of their happy childhood, never again to return to it. Mrs. Colville
seldom alluded to the subject; busying herself in preparing their
clothes, and in other necessary duties appertaining to the mistress of a
family.

Now it happened that Master Hugh wore turn-over collars, famous for two
peculiarities, viz., the moment they were put on, clean and smooth, they
became rumpled and dirty--and the strings by which they were fastened,
were the victims to a suicidal propensity for tearing themselves
violently off, so that the amount of starch, labour, and tape, required
to preserve these collars in an efficient condition, formed a serious
item in the household expenditure.

Although the excellent factotum, Sarah, declared upon oath (not a _very_
naughty one) that she had reviewed the delinquents cautiously that day
fortnight, and been able to report them fitted for service, yet, at the
eleventh hour, when she was actually packing Hugh’s box, there were
only three strings and a quarter remaining among the twelve collars,
and there was no reliance to be placed even upon them. Moreover, on
examination, there was discovered to have been such a run upon tape, of
late, that not an inch of that useful article was forthcoming throughout
the entire establishment. Under these appalling circumstances, Emily
nobly volunteered to go to Flatville, and invest capital in the purchase
of a “whole piece of tape.” But the boys were absent on a skating
expedition; and the roads were slippery, and the pony had not been
roughed, and Emily, not liking to walk by herself, set off, no way loth,
to enlist Caroline Selby as her companion.

Here, however, a difficulty arose. Mr. Selby was just starting in
his phaeton, to drive over to the railroad station, two miles beyond
Flatville, and his daughter was going with him, for the sake of a drive.

Caroline was perplexed: had it been only to give up her own plans, she
would gladly have done so; but between her father and her friend, a
double sacrifice was required of her, and being only a single woman,
she was unable to meet the demand. Mr. Selby, happily, hit upon an
expedient. He proposed a compromise: Miss Colville should do him the
honour to take a seat in his phaeton (he called it ph_ee-a_ton), _he_
would drive her as far as Flatville; his _daughter_ should alight with
her: they should make their _little_ purchases (the words in italics he
uttered in a tone of the tenderest affection); and the ph_ee-a_ton, in
returning from the station, should call and pick them up.

Mr. Selby was a very polite man; and perpetually rubbed his hands
together, as though he were playing at washing them, a habit possibly
induced by a consciousness of all the dirty work he had performed. Emily
patronised him, steadily disbelieving everything that was hinted against
him, because he was Caroline’s father,--a piece of scepticism, amiable,
illogical, and womanly, which we rather admire in the young lady than
otherwise.

Accordingly, favouring him with a bewitching smile, that a better man
than he might have been proud to win, she scarcely touched the hand he
held out to assist her (which he carefully dry-washed afterwards, as
though the contact even of her fairy fingers had dissolved the spell of
its prudish purity), and sprang lightly into the “ph_ee-a_ton.”

Half an hour’s drive brought them to Flatville, where Mr. Selby, so to
speak, washed his hands of them, and went on to the railroad station.
Then began the shopping, that most mysterious and deeply-seated passion
of the female heart--the one master vice which serves the ladies of
England, instead of the turf, the wine-cup, and the gaming table,
which mislead their lords. There can be little doubt who first invented
shopping! The same hand which launched that arrow into the bosom of
private life, gave to the child-woman, Eve, the apple that betrayed
her--an apple which contained the seeds of shopping. It is such a
seductive, hypocritical sin, too, this same shopping--one which is so
easily dressed up to resemble a virtue--that it is almost impossible to
distinguish its true character _till the bill comes in_: that, like the
touch of Ithuriel’s spear, reveals the fiend in all its deformity. Every
woman (that we have known) is more or less addicted to this ruinous
practice, but some appear especially gifted with the fatal talent,
and, if the truth must be told, our little heroine was one of these
unfortunates. The amount of shopping she would contrive to get, even out
of a piece of tape, was fearful to reflect upon. In the first place,
it was to be of a particular (_very_ particular) texture, neither too
coarse nor too fine; then society would probably be uprooted, and the
Thames be set on fire, if it were a shade too wide, or, worse still, too
narrow. Again, tape was useless without needles and thread, wherewith to
operate upon it; and for some time--indeed, till the obsequious parrot
of a shopman had gone through his whole vocabulary of persuasion, and
become cynical and monosyllabic--_all_ the needles were too large; and,
that difficulty being overcome, the thread (sewing cotton Emily called
it) took a perverse turn, and would by no means sympathise with the eyes
of the selected needles, till the harassed shopman muttered a private
aspiration in regard to those useful orifices, which would have cost
him five shillings in any court of justice. But he took his revenge,
did that cunning shopman, for, no sooner had Emily bought all that she
required, than he suddenly recovered his good humour and loquacity, and
placed before her exactly the very articles she most desired, and had
not funds to purchase withal, till Tantalus himself might have
appeared a gentleman who lived at home at ease, in comparison with that
sorely-tempted “Rose-bud.”

Still, what woman could do, she did, for she firmly resisted everything,
till an unlucky remnant of magpie-coloured ribbon, the “very thing she
should want when she changed her mourning, and which she _knew_ she
could never meet with again,” a ribbon so cheap that the shopman
declared he was “giving it away,” at the very moment when he was adding
two shillings to the bill on the strength of it; though this reductive
ribbon beguiled her, the little concession only proved that she was not
above humanity. With which fact we are well contented, because, enjoying
but a very distant and limited acquaintance with such higher circles
as she would otherwise have mixed in, we might never have heard of her
existence, That she possessed some power of self-denial she proved,
by paying her bill and quitting the shop the moment that ribbon had
conquered her; the next best thing to resisting temptation being to fly
from it.

“Why, Caroline dear, we must have been an age in that shop, it is nearly
five o’clock! What can have become of your father’s carriage?” exclaimed
Emily, glancing in dismay at the hands of the old church clock, which
pointed to a quarter to five.

“Really I can’t conceive,” was the reply: “something must have occurred
to delay it, I suppose; it will be growing dusk before we can get home
if we have to walk by the road, and we can scarcely attempt the fields
so late by ourselves.”

“Mamma will be so frightened,” suggested Emily, “if it gets at all dark
before we return--had we not better start at once, and walk on till the
carriage overtakes us?”

Caroline agreed to this plan, merely proposing the emendation that
they should leave word they had done so, and that the groom, if he ever
appeared, was to follow and endeavour to overtake them. For this purpose
they re-entered the linen-draper’s shop, where, while they paused for
a moment to deliver the message, that vindictive shopman actually
was scoundrel enough to display at arm’s length a flimsy black scarf
(_barege_ we believe the villain called it), which, down to the
very pattern itself (opaque spots of the same material, representing
apparently a turnip with a cocked hat on, though we can scarcely bring
ourselves to believe the draughtsman could seriously have thus planned
the design), Emily had dreamed of only the night before: such is the
heartlessness of men--at least of shopmen.

The two girls, having nobly withstood the scarf, started energetically
on their homeward walk, nor were their tongues less active than their
feet, but then they had so much to talk about. The linen-draper’s stock
was first done ample justice to; that “dear” silver grey _mousseline de
soie_, which wasn’t dear at all, but as cheap as--(the ribbon, perhaps,
on which the shop-keeper only realised some fifty per cent., but then it
was a remnant, and given away)--and then those gloves, French kid, oh!
they must have been smuggled; how wrong it was to smuggle, at least
papa (Selby) always said so, but really the price was quite ridiculous;
didn’t Emily think so?

Emily did not know about its being ridiculous, but it was dreadfully
tempting; and if she had not made up her mind irrevocably against
changing any one of the three sovereigns she had in her purse, and
which must last her for pocket-money for the next two months, she should
decidedly have bought a pair, really, for the sake of economy.

This fruitful and edifying topic lasted them a good mile and a half,
and was not yet exhausted, when Emily interrupted herself by
exclaiming--“Upon my word it’s growing quite dusk; I wonder whether that
carriage is ever coming?”

“I’m sure I hope so, for I’m getting dreadfully frightened; ah! what’s
that?” replied her companion with a sudden start; “Oh! it’s only a post,
how silly I am! I declare I thought it was a man with a pistol
hooked--no--what is it they call it when they’re dangerous and mean to
go off, dear?”

“Cocked,” returned Emily; “but surely that is a man, and a very
uncomfortable looking one too; walk on quickly, and seem as if you did
not perceive him; perhaps he may not take any notice of us.”

The advice was sound, but, unfortunately, the plan did not prove as
successful as it deserved to be; the individual in question, who, when
they first came in sight, was lying apparently asleep upon some fallen
timber by the road-side, rose as they came near, and approaching them,
began in a tone half-impertinent, half-imploring, to beg of them. He was
a stout, ruffianly-looking fellow, dressed in a style which accorded
with his profession. The poor girls were considerably frightened:
they were quite a mile from Ashburn, in a lonely part of the road; the
evening was closing in rapidly, and there was no human being in sight,
except their persecutor, who, walking beside them, grew every minute
more pertinacious and imperative. With a most transparent attempt at
dignified composure, Emily drew out her purse, and, taking a shilling
from it, handed it to him, saying--

“There, that is as much as we shall give you, so you need not follow us
any further--good evening.”

Taking the shilling, with a look of sulky dissatisfaction, the fellow
paused for a moment in irresolution; but, unfortunately, when Emily
produced her purse, his eye had caught the sparkle of gold, and his
cupidity was too deeply excited to be so easily satisfied: looking
up and down the road, to assure himself that no one was at hand to
interfere with his designs, he again followed the trembling girls; and,
coming up with them, exclaimed--

“What! will you only give a poor fellow that’s starving, a shilling? and
you with a purse full of money in your pocket--and you calls yourselves
ladies too? It would only serve you right to show you that ladies was
no better than other people.” As he spoke, he pressed rudely against
Caroline Selby, who, shrinking from him, whispered in an agony of
terror--

“Emily, what _will_ become of us? Pray give him some more money, and
entreat him to go away.”

Thus urged, Emily again drew forth her purse, and, trembling at her own
temerity, said in an authoritative tone of voice--

“There’s half-a-crown for you, and now go away, and don’t annoy us any
more.”

“Not without something better worth taking with me,” was the insolent
reply, as, catching her wrist, he attempted to force the purse from her
grasp; but Emily, although greatly alarmed, had a brave little heart of
her own, and held on stoutly, till the unmanly ruffian, provoked at her
pertinacity, used so much force that she relinquished the purse; while
at the same moment, partly through pain, partly through fright, she
uttered piercing scream.

Now, albeit insolent lords of the creation exulting in strong nerves,
and not possessing soprano voices, are accustomed to regard screaming
as a feeble-minded practice, equally useless and ridiculous, yet in the
instance before us it proved of the highest benefit, and by far the best
thing, which, under the circumstances, Emily could have done; for, as
if he were some good genius evoked by the Rosebud’s appeal, suddenly
and unexpectedly a tall, agile figure sprang through a gap in the hedge,
cleared the intervening space at a bound, and, almost before the footpad
was aware of his approach, struck the scoundrel, with a stick which he
carried, so severe a blow over the knuckles, that he dropped the purse;
while, at the same moment, seizing him by the throat, he forced him
backwards, and, putting out his leg, tripped him up, and flung him
heavily to the ground. Placing his foot upon the breast of his fallen
foe, to prevent his rising, he turned towards the frightened girls,
find, lifting his hat courteously, thereby revealing his dark chestnut
curls, he said--

“Do not be alarmed, ladies, I am quite able to protect you.” Then,
pointing to the fallen man with his stick, which he slightly shook at
him with a menacing gesture, he continued--“Has the scoundrel robbed you
of anything but the purse?” As she turned to answer, Emily raised her
eyes to the speaker’s face. He was young, apparently not more than five
or six and twenty; the exertion he had undergone had caused a bright
flush to overspread his usually pale features; even at that moment his
look was calm and spiritual; the prevailing expression of his face was
power, which revealed itself in his flashing eyes and stern, compressed
mouth; his voice, when he spoke, sounded peculiarly rich and sweet. When
Emily had informed him that, with the exception of the purse, they had
sustained no loss, he continued--

“But he was struggling with you when I came up; he must, surely, have
hurt you; are you quite uninjured?”

Both the gils having assured him that they were merely frightened,
and that until the moment before he appeared, the man had simply been
begging of them, the stranger turned to his prostrate foe, saying--

“It would only serve you right for your unmanly attack on two
defenceless women, if I were to avail myself of the advantage I have
gained over you to take you into custody and have you punished for the
offence you have committed; but as I wish to spare these ladies the
alarm of witnessing any further struggle between us, I shall, with their
permission, let you go; but mind this, I shall give a description
of your appearance at the nearest police-station; and if you do not
immediately quit this part of the country, you will have rather more
attention paid you than you will find by any means agreeable. So now
take yourself off while you may.”

As he spoke, he removed his foot from the scoundrels breast, and with
difficulty restraining an impulse to bestow upon him a parting kick,
allowed him to rise and slink doggedly away. And now the Rosebud,
who, between alarm, and gratitude, and shyness, and an embarrassing
consciousness that their champion was young and handsome, was altogether
in a great state of agitation and excitement, felt it incumbent upon
her, as spokeswoman, to express her sentiments as best she might.
Accordingly, with some hesitation and many blushes, which unfortunately
the increasing darkness rendered invisible, she informed the stranger
how very much obliged to him they were: and impressed upon his mind
the state of abject terror from which he had relieved them, glancing
slightly at the anxiety they felt for the favourable termination of the
combat, and their admiration of, and gratitude for, his heroic conduct.

The stranger received her acknowledgments with a quiet smile, partly
pleased, partly amused by the young girl’s eagerness; then, in a few
simple, courteous, well-chosen words, he expressed the pleasure he had
felt in having been able to render them such a slight service; adding,
he should always consider it a most fortunate occurrence that, owing to
a fancy which had seized him, to find his way from the railroad-station
across the fields, he had been enabled to arrive just at the most
critical moment.

The Rosebud listened to him attentively. One thing was quite evident, be
he whom he might, both his language and manner proved him a gentleman.
Mysterious and deeply interesting! Could it be Prince Albert, wandering
about the country in disguise, for some inexplicable purpose connected
with political economy, or the Admirable Crichton, suddenly “come
alive,” to seek for a wife in the nineteenth century?

The arrival of the “Ph_ee-a_ton,” which had been taken poorly, and
obliged to have its wheel oiled,--a process which, owing to the
inefficiency of the blacksmith who (_faute de mieux_) had been called
in to attend the patient, had occupied a longer portion of time than was
by any means necessary,--interrupted Emily’s conjectures.

The mysterious stranger, as soon as he understood the connection between
the vehicle and the damsels he had rescued, politely handed them in;
and, refusing Caroline’s timid offer of a seat, again raised his hat,
and the carriage driving on, was soon lost to sight.

“Oh, Emily, what a brave, handsome, courteous, interesting creature!”
 exclaimed Caroline, enthusiastically; “who can he be?”

“I can’t conceive; but we shall be sure to find out, for he is walking
in the direction of Ashburn,” was the reply. “He certainly knocked that
dreadful man down very cleverly, and was extremely kind and good-natured
to us; but do you think him so very handsome?”

“Oh, there can’t be a doubt about it! Those pale, interesting
features--that lofty brow--those splendid flashing eyes--the dark
clusters of his waving hair!”

“Carry, you’ve fallen in love with the man at first sight, and are a
susceptible little goose; he is by no means the Adonis you make out;
and, remember, we know nothing about him; he may be a bagman for
anything we can tell to the contrary,” rejoined Emily.

“No, I’m quite certain he is a gentleman, and most likely something
better still. He spoke just like Lord Adolphus Fitztoplofty, when I
danced with him at the race-ball, and he asked me whether I’d seen the
‘Prophète,’ and if I didn’t doat upon that dear Mario (so lucky that he
should fix upon the only opera I’d ever heard, wasn’t it?), and yet you
pretend to believe he’s a bagman; but I know you only say so to plague
me, you naughty thing;” and thus speaking, Caroline relieved her
overwrought feelings by giving her friend a playful blow, which the most
fragile fly might have endured unshrinkingly.

“My dear child, I never hinted anything of the kind,” returned
Emily; “_au contraire_, I believe Lord Adolphus to be a thoroughly
well-authenticated young nobleman, and consider him the most gentlemanly
puppy I have ever met.”

“Tiresome girl; you know I don’t mean Lord Fitz. But I’ll stake my
penetration on the stranger’s gentility; you only abuse him because you
admire him so much that you are ashamed to own it, you mean, deceitful
girl!”

“Silly child, how can you be so absurd!” said the Rosebud; but although
it was so dark that, if she _had_ blushed, her friend could never have
discovered it, she turned away her head as she spoke.



CHAPTER IV.--SHUFFLING, DEALING, AND TURNING UP A KNAVE AND A TRUMP.


“Take this to Sir Thomas Crawley, and tell him I am waiting.”

The servant to whom the above direction was given, carried the card to
which it referred to his master, who, lifting it from the silver waiter
on which it was presented, read the following name--“The Rev. Ernest
Carrington.”

“Show the gentleman into the library, and bring candles there directly,”
 said Sir Thomas; then, thrusting his fingers through the short, stiff,
grey bristles, suggestive of a venerable and well-worn scrubbing-brush,
which constituted his head of hair--an action which, to any one
acquainted with his habits, would have proved that he was anxious and
excited--he turned, and left the apartment.

When he entered the library, his excitement seemed to have increased and
taken a crabbed turn, for it was in no very cordial tone of voice that
he addressed his visitor.

“If, as I presume, you have come here in consequence of my letter, I
must say you have chosen a somewhat late hour for a business visit,
young gentleman.”

“I lost no time, sir, in making the necessary inquiries,” was the reply.
“Immediately on receiving your letter I hastened to London, saw your
solicitor, perused my grandfather’s will, obtained the information I
required, and came down by the first train that stopped at the
Flatville station; and, as your man of business informed me time was of
importance, I would not wait till to-morrow, lest the delay might cause
you inconvenience. If that is not sufficient apology for my untimely
visit, I have none other to offer.”

The calm, respectful, but at the same time perfectly self-possessed
manner of the speaker, appeared to have the same land of effect upon
his auditor that the keeper’s eye has upon some savage animal, for he
replied, in a more civil tone than he had yet used,--

“Yes, well--I see--yes. I am obliged to you for the prompt attention
you have paid to my letter.” He paused, then added, with affected
indifference,--“About the entail; you find, of course, that the point
raised was a wholly unnecessary one, and that your signature is a mere
matter of form, to satisfy the absurd scruples of the party negotiating
for the purchase; some people are so ridiculously cautious, ha! ha!” and
here he laughed a forced, uneasy laugh.

“Such was by no means the view the solicitor whom I consulted in town
appeared to take of the matter,” was Ernest’s quiet reply. “So far from
it, that he declared, without my signature, the title was worthless; and
that, if I were inclined to litigate the question, he had not a
doubt that I should gain my cause. The estates, he said, were clearly
entailed; and, therefore, my grandfather could not alienate them without
my father’s consent, which, I need scarcely tell you, he never attempted
to obtain.”

Sir Thomas Crawley’s brow grew black as midnight. “Preposterous,” he
said, “quite childish and preposterous. I have taken counsel’s opinion
on the point, and they say you haven’t a leg to stand on. You must have
consulted some very ignorant person.”

“On the contrary, it is Mr. S., of -------- Street,” replied Ernest,
naming a gentleman whose reputation for legal knowledge and acumen
was undeniable; “but,” he continued, “it matters little, for I have no
intention of raising the question. The _animus_ of my grandfather’s will
is unmistakable; he meant to leave every acre away from my father; and I
should scorn to hold the estate on no better tenure than the juggling of
a legal-quibble.”

“Then you are prepared to sign the paper resigning all claim upon the
entailed estates, are you?” inquired Sir Thomas, eagerly.

“Yes, this very moment, if you choose,” was the ready answer.

Sir Thomas paused an instant in thought ere he replied.

“There is no such extreme hurry: Mr. Selby, my country agent, will be
here to-morrow morning, and can witness your signature. I am glad to
find that you take such a sensible view of the matter. I feared you
might have formed some rash hopes on the strength of my application; in
fact, I was most unwilling to apply to you; but--but--”

“You found it impossible to make out a title which could sell the estate
without so doing,” interposed Ernest in a tone of quiet politeness, in
which it would have required perceptions quicker and more delicate than
those of Sir Thomas Crawley to have distinguished the covert satire that
lurked beneath it.

“Exactly: one of those contemptible legal quibbles which you so justly
reprobate,” returned Sir Thomas; “however, I am glad to perceive you
feel with me so completely. You will dine with me? and I have a bed very
much at your service.”

Ernest thanked him, but civilly declined. Sir Thomas however,
persisted--he would take no denial; and at length a compromise was
effected, Ernest consenting to dine with his rich relative, on condition
that he might return to the inn where he had left his valise, in time to
write one or two letters of importance to go by the early post the next
morning.

The dinner passed off agreeably enough; Ernest being one of those
happily endowed individuals who, without falsifying their own opinions,
or seeming the thing they are not, yet possess the talent of adapting
their conversation to those with whom they are thrown in company, in
such a manner as to set them at ease, and draw out the best points of
their characters.

Sir Thomas experienced the full influence of this fascination, and
talked largely of his schemes for the amelioration of his tenantry;
of plans for the revision and modification of the poor-laws; of the
advisability of erecting model lodging-houses for the industrial
classes, &c., &c., until he had deceived his companion, and almost
persuaded himself into the belief that he was an enlightened
philanthropist, overflowing with the milk of human kindness.

On his return to the inn at Ashburn, Ernest wrote the following letter
to an old college friend, who was junior partner in the office of the
legal luminary to whom he had alluded in his interview with Sir Thomas
Crawley.

“My dear Milford,--Since I saw you two days ago, I have got through a
considerable amount of business, met with an adventure, and, in short,
condensed more active existence into the last eight-and-forty hours than
one often accomplishes in as many days. One thing I am delighted to tell
you,--I have succeeded in procuring employment, which will more than
provide for the few requirements without which one must degrade from the
rank of a gentleman. You can now, therefore, carry out the arrangement
I explained to you, and settle the small residue of my poor father’s
property upon my sisters;--my mother, as you are aware, having (I own,
against my wishes) married again. Thanks to those unnaturally amiable
railroad shares which my father bought just before his decease, and
which have turned out a really good investment (I look upon any one who,
having gambled in railroads, leaves off a winner, as I should at a rat,
who, nibbling at a baited trap, carried off the cheese scatheless),
they will thus be able to live in comparative comfort, especially on the
Continent, which their tastes lead them to prefer. The employment I have
obtained is not exactly to my liking, but I shall look out for a curacy
if I find the duties of my position unbearably irksome. Owing to my
wrangler’s degree I distanced some half-dozen competitors, and obtained
the post of classical and mathematical master at Doctor Donkiestir’s
well-known school, almost as soon as I had entered my name as candidate.
I begin my new duties the day after to-morrow, at which time the school
meets.

“Having been thus enabled to place my sisters beyond the reach of
poverty, my last scruple, in regard to that which you are pleased to
call my absurd Quixotism, about the entailed estates, has vanished;
and I, this evening, signified _in proprid persona_ to Sir Thomas,
my willingness to ‘do a little bit of Esau,’ as you irreverently term
signing away my birthright--and here, _par parenthèse_, let me observe
that you are too much addicted to this style of scriptural jesting--a
fault the more to be reprehended because (as I find to my cost) it is
decidedly infectious: _verbum sat!_ The aforesaid ‘Sir Thomas’ seems,
as far as one can judge on so short an acquaintance, by no means so
black as he is painted; indeed, upon many of the great social questions
of the day, his ideas coincide wonderfully with my own: he was polite
in the extreme, though I must confess his amiability _followed_ my
declaration that I was willing to meet his wishes in regard to the
entail.

“This epistle has run to such an unexpected length, that I have no room
to detail my adventure, and will merely stimulate your curiosity
by adding that it was intensely romantic, and that it contained the
elements of the two things which, in the old Trinity days, we esteemed
the greatest pleasures in life--viz., a fight and a flirtation.

“In consideration of my cloth, I indulged, in the first sparingly, and
abstained from the last entirely; though, as far as the twilight enabled
me to judge, the provocation was a very fair one. I know the epithet
this confession will obtain for me; but I had rather bear the ignominy
of being considered a ‘muff,’ than merit the designation of a ‘fast
parson;’ and so fare thee well.

“Yours ever,

“Ernest Carrington.”

“P.S.--Remember, my sisters are not to know that I am sacrificing
anything to add to their income; you are merely to inform them that, my
father’s affairs being at length arranged, they will for the future be
in the receipt of six hundred and fifty pounds per annum, instead of
the four hundred which you before paid to them; and the delightful
mist through which all women regard business matters, will effectually
prevent their making any further discoveries.”

Having sealed his letter, Ernest betook himself to bed, and fell asleep
as contentedly as if he had not sacrificed an estate worth £10,000 to
a chivalrous scruple, and a patrimony of £200 a-year to brotherly
affection.

Sir Thomas Crawley might consider him a weak-minded, good-natured fool;
Milford designate him a “muff.” But if there were a few mere such muffs
and fools in this realm of good King Mammon, that same kingdom might be
better worth living in.

By ten o’clock the next morning he was again at Ashburn Priory; signed
the deed relinquishing all claim upon the entailed estates; shook hands
cordially with the rich man who was thus scheming to defraud him; and
started with a light heart, and still lighter purse, to carry his own
carpet-bag seven miles to the railroad. About a mile from the station, a
pony-chaise overtook him, driven by a stout serving-lad, and containing
two gentlemanly-looking boys, dressed in mourning, and a ponderous
trunk, carefully corded and directed. As this vehicle approached,
Ernest, who had walked fast, paused to wipe his brow, at the same
time resting his carpet-bag--which he had carried on a stick over his
shoulder--upon the top of the last milestone.

The elder of the two boys regarded him attentively; then whispered
something to the younger, who nodded and smiled in reply; making a sign
to the driver to stop, the elder boy, addressing Ernest, began--

“I beg your pardon, sir, but you seem tired: we are going to the
Flatville station, and have a vacant seat at your service, if you please
to accept it.”

“I will with the greatest pleasure,” returned Ernest, “if you are sure
we shall not overweight the pony.”

“Oh, you needn’t be afraid--you need not be in the least afraid of that,
sir,” interposed the younger boy confidently. “Samson can draw us;
Samson is as strong as----”

“His Israelitish namesake, perhaps,” suggested Ernest, placing his
carpet-bag on the top of the trunk, and springing lightly into the
pony-chaise.

“Well, _I_ was going to say, as strong as the Elephant and Castle,”
 remarked the younger boy, with a look of profound sagacity; “but,
perhaps, the original Samson will do as well. What do you say, Percy?”

“I say that you are an absurd little chatterbox, Hugh, and I have little
doubt the gentleman thinks so too,” returned his brother,--for the
reader need scarcely read the direction on the trunk, albeit written in
Percy’s plainest hand, to inform him that the boys were the two young
Colvilles, then leaving home for the first time in their lives.

The parting had been a trying scene for all the persons concerned; and
poor Hugh had only just recovered from the hearty cry, in which even his
incipient manly dignity could not preserve him from indulging, when they
overtook Ernest.

“A chatterbox, perhaps, but not an absurd one,” was the good-natured
reply. “I feel particularly interested about the pony, I can assure you;
have you had him long? I daresay he is a-great favourite.”

This speech, which was addressed to. Hugh, was too much for the poor
little fellow’s fortitude, and, after a vain struggle to repress them,
his scarcely dried tears sprang forth anew.

Percy threw his arm around him, and drew him affectionately to his side,
as he said, in an explanatory whisper, “He is going to school for the
first time, sir; and before he comes back, the pony we are so fond of
must be sold.”

“And you?” inquired Ernest, interested by the boy’s manner and
appearance.

“I am older, and therefore better able to bear such little trials,”
 was the reply. “Besides,” Percy continued, in a lower tone, “my mother
depends upon me to take care of him, and keep up his spirits, for he
has no father now to protect him.” Ernest glanced involuntarily at
their deep mourning, and there was a pause; for the circumstance brought
vividly before his recollection a similar period of sorrow, when death
had been busy among his own loved ones, and his father and a younger
brother, of whom Percy strongly reminded him, had been called from this
world of care, and sin, and sorrow, to that better land, “where the
wicked cease from troubling, and the weary are at rest.” The silence was
at length broken by Hugh, whose grief was a very April kind of affair,
even at the worst of times.

“I suppose you are not going to school, sir, too?” he said, addressing
Ernest, while a merry sparkle in his eye belied the {implicit}’ the
question indicated.

“Perhaps I may be,” returned Ernest, smiling at the applicability of the
question to his own situation. “If I should tell you that I were going
to do so, would you believe me?”

“I don’t think I should,” replied Hugh, regarding him attentively.
“People don’t usually go to school when they’ve these things on their
faces;” and, as he spoke, he, with a gesture half coaxing, half arch,
gave a gentle twitch to Ernest’s curling whiskers.

Percy, afraid Hugh’s sudden rush into intimacy might annoy the stranger,
attempted to restrain him, but Ernest, with a good-natured smile,
prevented him.

“Do not check him,” he said; “our friendship will not end any sooner
because it has begun rather rapidly.” He then, entered into conversation
with the boys, choosing subjects in which he imagined they would feel
interest, and enlarging upon them so cleverly and amusingly, that ere
they reached the station, he had completely captivated the fresh, warm
hearts of his young-companions.

“What will you say if I guess where you are going to?” he inquired of
Hugh, as they drove up to the station.

“Why, if you guess right, I shall say you must be a conjuror,” was the
reply.

“I think you are going to Doctor Donkiestir’s school, at Tickletown. Am
I right?”

“Quite, quite right,” exclaimed Hugh, clapping his hands in delighted
surprise; “but you _must_ be a conjuror; how did you contrive to find it
out?”

Ernest enjoyed the mystification for a minute or so; then, casting his
eyes on the box, observed quietly, “I was taught to read when I was a
good little boy; and your brother has written that direction so plainly,
that I must have been blind if I had not been able to decipher it.”

“Oh, you cheat! anybody could have done that,” returned Hugh,
contemptuously; “and I to think you a conjuror: Why, I expected to
see you take twenty eggs out of an empty bag, and make a boiled
plum-pudding in your hat, like the man we-saw perform last year. I say,
Percy, it strikes me I’ve been making a goose of myself.”

“Very decidedly,” was Percy’s quiet reply.



CHAPTER V.--A FAST SPECIMEN OF “YOUNG ENGLAND.”

The railroad station at Flatville was a large and central one, two or
three branches converging at that point and joining the main line. A
train from London was due before that by which the Colvilles were to
proceed would start. Almost at the moment our little party arrived it
made its appearance, the engine snorting and puffing, as though it were
about to burst with spite at having been forced to draw so heavy a train
at the rate of fifty miles-an hour.

“This is the train by which our cousin, Wilfred Goldsmith, was to
arrive; but it is so long since I last saw him, that I scarcely expect
to recognise him,” observed Percy.

“Oh! I hope we shall not miss him, for he will take care that they don’t
put us into a wrong carriage, and carry us off to some desolate island,
where we shall never be heard of any more till we have been eaten by
the savages like Captain Cook; and then you know it will be too late,”
 suggested Hugh.

“I will ensure you against that catastrophe,” observed Ernest, “even
if your cousin should not make his appearance; for I am going as far
as Tickletown, and we will travel in the came carriage; see, they are
bringing them up now--follow me.”

So saying, and having committed the important trunk to the care of an
amiable and intelligent porter, Ernest selected a carriage, and the
trio took their seats. Just before the train was about to start, an
individual bustled up, followed by a porter carrying a writing-desk and
a railway-rug glowing with all the colours of the rainbow. The moment
the door was opened, he sprang in with such energy as nearly to overturn
poor Hugh.

“Beg your pardon, little boy, but ’pon my word I didn’t see you--you
ought to grow a couple of sizes larger to travel safe by rail; it was
nearly a case of infanticide--a _spoilt_ child, as somebody calls it.
That’ll do, Velveteens” (this was addressed to the porter); “gently with
that writing-desk, if you please; there’s all my personal jewellery, and
several £500 notes in it. That’s the time of day! Sorry the directors
set their faces against tipping; but the first occasion on which we meet
in private life, half-a-crown awaits you; till then, Velveteens, as the
Archbishop says in the play, ‘Accept my blessing.’”

The speaker was either a very small man, or a large boy dressed in adult
clothing--at first sight it was not easy to determine which--till closer
observation detected, in the breaking-voice, now hoarse, now shrill,
the youthful complexion, and straggling, unformed figure, sufficient
evidence that the latter hypothesis was the correct one. His outer
boy was encased in a rough, very loose pea-jacket, with preternatural
buttons, a. pair of the very “loudest” checked trousers, _real_
Wellington boots, with heels not above three inches high, a shawl round
his neck, in regard to which Emily’s perfidious shopman might have been
believed, had he declared the colours to be indisputably _fast_; while
a velvet travelling-cap, with a bullion tassel, completed his costume.
Having wrapped his rug round his lower limbs, and gone through a most
elaborate pantomime of making himself comfortable, he condescended to
favour his companions with a glance of patronising scrutiny; apparently
satisfying himself, by this means, that they were sufficiently
respectable to be honoured by his conversation, he turned to Ernest,
saying,--

“Fine open weather this, sir--jolly for the hunting--none-of your
confounded frosts to-day--regular break up yesterday evening, and been
thawing like bricks ever since--fond of hunting, sir?”

“I consider it a fine, manly sport, but too dangerous for little boys to
be allowed to indulge in,” returned Ernest, drily.

Either not detecting, or more probably purposely ignoring, the covert
satire of his speech, the fast young gentleman appeared to agree in the
sentiment. .

“Yes, that’s true enough,” he said; “for instance, I wouldn’t advise
this small shaver” (indicating with a motion of the eyelid Hugh, who
sat watching him with breathless astonishment) “to trust himself across
country outside a horse; but when one has come to--ahem! years of
discretion, and learned how to take care of oneself,--the purpose for
which divines tell us we are sent into the world,--why the more hunting
one gets the jollier, I say.”

“Have you ever been out hunting yourself, may I ask?” inquired Ernest,
fixing his penetrating glance full on the boy’s countenance; who,
despite his fastness, was not, when asked a straightforward question,
prepared to tell an actual lie, though to adhere to the exact truth
would have made his previous remarks appear singularly inconsistent and
uncalled for; accordingly he answered--

“Ar--well--yes--oh! of course I’ve been out hunting--ah--not exactly
on horseback, perhaps, but it’s just the same thing, you know;--what
a shocking slow train this is, to be sure!----they hardly do their
five-and-thirty miles an hour; I shall certainly write to the _Times_
about it, if they don’t mind what they’re at.”

During this speech Hugh’s sharp eyes had deciphered the direction on the
important writing-desk, containing the jewellery and the incalculable
number of £500 notes, and he promulgated the result of his discovery
thus:--

“‘Wilfred J. Goldsmith, Esquire:’ what! are _you_ our cousin Wilfred?
why I took you for a gentleman!”

“Oh, Hugh!” exclaimed Percy, scandalised at his brother’s rudeness.

“No, I don’t mean that,” continued Hugh quickly, while-Ernest turned
away his head to hide an irrepressible smile; “I mean, I took you for a
grown up gentleman, and not a boy like Percy, you know.”

This involuntary tribute to the man-about-town-like adultness-of his
manners and appearance delighted Wilfred Jacob more than the most
elaborate compliment courtier could have devised; at length he had found
some one to believe in him, and to take him at his own valuation, and he
adopted and steadily patronised Hugh from that time forth. He was
much too wide awake, however, to allow this to appear; replying in the
off-hand; manner which he affected--

“Rather an equivocal compliment that, young’un; but I expect it was
better meant than expressed: so I’ll take the will for the deed, as the
lawyer’s clerk did after he’d mixed the ‘dog’s-nose’ rather too still
at his early dinner. ‘Always give credit for good intentions,’ is a
copy old Splitnib (so called from an analogy between his professional
avocations, and the fact of his having, in by-gone hours, fallen over a
form, and divided the bridge of his own proboscis) will set you writing
before you are many days older; and in me you behold a living embodiment
of the precept.”

“How was it we did not see you at the station, Cousin: Wilfred?”
 inquired Percy; “we waited as long as we dared, till we thought we
should lose the train looking for you.”

“Why, you see, my dear boy,” began Wilfred, stretching out a boot beyond
the rainbow-coloured wrapper, for the purpose of tapping it admiringly
with a dandyfied little cane, “leaving the modern Babylon by the seven
o’clock a.m., I necessarily breakfasted early; and as, according to
Cocker, the interval between six a.m. and one p.m. embraces seven
hours, I experienced, on my arrival at the Flatville station, the very
uncomfortable sensation of nature abhorring a vacuum in my breadbasket;
and, as even Curtius himself could scarcely have contrived to fill up
a similar gulf by jumping down his own throat, I walked first into the
refreshment-room, and then into a basin of mock-turtle soup. A deucedly
pretty gal it was who handed it to me, too; uncommon attentive she was,
to be sure: in fact, _entre nous_,” he continued, leaning confidently
towards Ernest, “it strikes me she wasn’t altogether insensible to the
personal attractions of ‘yours truly’--do you twig?” Ernest smiled as he
replied, “Of course she charged for the admiration as well as for your
luncheon.”

“Real turtle as well as mock, eh? I hope you don’t mean any insinuation
about a calf’s head too I But, now you mention it, I _do_ think
seven-and-sixpence was rather high for a basin of soup. Ah! the women,
they make sad fools of us youth; but as the old lady piously remarked,
when her pet dog died of repletion, ‘Such is life, which is the end of
all things:’--heigh-ho!”

Having relieved his feelings by venting a deep sigh, Master (he would
have annihilated us for so calling him) Wilfred Jacob, who appeared
gifted with an interminable flow of conversation, and an insatiable
delight in listening to his own voice, again addressed his companions,
exclaiming--

“I tell you what it is, gentlemen: the cares of existence, and the
heartlessness of that deluding mock-turtle soup gal, ar weighing upon my
spirits to such a degree, that nothing short of a mild cigar can bring
me round again: that is, always supposing you, none of you, entertain
a _rooted_ aversion (you perceive the pun?) to the leaves of the Indian
herb.”

“I presume you are aware that smoking in a first-class carriage is
against the rules of the railway company,” suggested Ernest.

“I know that some such prejudice exists in their feeble minds,” was the
rejoinder; “but they are not obliged to learn anything about it, are
they? ‘Where ignorance is bliss,’ you know.”

“The first porter who opens the door is certain to perceive the smell;
and of course, if he inquires whence it proceeds, I shall not attempt to
disguise the truth,” returned Ernest.

“Never fear,” was the reply; “even if such an alarming contingency were
to accrue, I know a safe dodge to throw him off the scent.”

“If I possessed any authority over you, I should strongly remonstrate
against your violating such a wise and useful regulation,” observed
Ernest, gravely.

“That fearful moral responsibility not resting upon your conscience--for
which, as a philanthropist, I feel humbly thankful--I shall, with your
leave, waste no more precious time, but go ahead at once.” So saying the
young pickle drew from his pocket a small neatly finished leather ease,
well filled with cigars; having politely offered it in turn to each
of his companions, who were unanimous in their refusal, he selected a
cigar, lighted it by means of a piece of German tinder, and, placing it
in his mouth, began puffing away with equal zest and science.

Having set it going to his satisfaction, he removed it for a moment,
and, emitting a graceful wreath of smoke, resumed--“Capital good cigars
these--came from Fribourg and Pontet’s--I never smoke any others--better
change your mind and take one, Mr.------, ‘pon my word your name has
escaped me.”

“Are you quite certain you ever knew it?” inquired Ernest, whilst a
smile of quiet intelligence curled his handsome mouth.

In no degree disconcerted, Master Wilfred took another long pull at his
cigar ere he replied, “Not to be done, eh, sir? Well, I respect a man
all the more for being unpumpable; dodginess, in all its branches, is
the virtue I most venerate.”

“And what _is_ dodginess, please, Cousin Wilfred?” inquired Hugh, upon
whose youthful intelligence slang was, for the first time, dawning with
all its fascinating eloquence.

“Dodginess, my verdant young relative, is a psychological attribute
compounded of equal portions of presence of mind and fertility of
resource, which enables every ‘cove’ (cove is a generic appellation for
indiscriminate male humanity) thus happily endowed, to rise superior to
all the minor obstacles of existence; as, for example, when I, trying
to pump the gentleman opposite in regard to his patronymic, was by him
foiled in my attempt, and convicted of the logical absurdity of having
declared myself to have forgotten that which I had never known; or,
again,--when, this morning, my governor, your venerable uncle, who,
benighted innocent that he is, hopes to coerce me into giving up
smoking, took from me my cigar-case, but allowed me to regain it by
picking his pocket thereof, while squabbling with the cabman for an
extra sixpence;--mind you recollect all this; for, in these days slag
is completely the language of fashionable life. Were I that epitome of
slowness, ‘the father of a family,’ I should have the young idea taught
to clothe itself in slang from the cradle upwards. And now, as I’ve a
notion the train is approaching a station, and my cigar has arrived at
its terminus, you shall witness a specimen of dodginess with your own
eyes;--be silent, and observe me attentively--ahem!”

He then flung the end of his cigar out of window, and, assuming an air
of great consequence, waited till the train stopped; the moment he did
so, he summoned a porter.

“Porter, open the door!” The man obeyed. “Put your head in and tell me
what this carriage smells of.”

The porter, looking surprised at the request, complied--“It smells
tobaccer-efied like to me,” he observed, after a minute’s investigation.

“Tobaccer-efied, indeed!” repeated Wilfred Jacob, in a tone of the
deepest indignation; “some brute has been smoking in this carriage, I’m
certain of it! a first-class carriage, too. I tell you what, porter,
when gentlemen pay for the comfort and convenience of a first-class
carriage, they expect to enjoy what they pay for, and not to be poisoned
alive with the odour of tobacco.”

“Smoking ain’t never allowed in the fust class, sir,” pleaded the
embarrassed porter.

“It may not be allowed, but _it has been done_,” was the captious reply:
“I’ll take my oath some one has been smoking in this carriage; I’m
as certain of it as if I’d seen them myself; my nose never deceives
me;--what’s your name?”

“My name be Johnson; but I’ll call the station-master to speak to you,
sir.”

“By no means; it’s no fault of his,” replied Wilfred, hastily, feeling
anything but desirous that a more enlightened intellect should be
brought to bear upon the question: “no, I shall write to the directors,
to complain, and call you to witness that I mentioned the fact at the
first station we stopped at. It’s absurd to pretend to make rules,
and then suffer them to be broken in this way. Shut the door. I shall
remember your name--Johnson!” and as he uttered the last word, the train
started.

His companions exchanged glances: Percy’s expressed disapproval; Hugh’s,
mingled surprise and delight; while Ernest was so much amused at the
boy’s ready wit and cool impudence, that, for the life of him, he could
not reprove him for the deception.

When the recollection of this little incident had, in some degree, worn
off, Percy asked his cousin how he liked Doctor Donkiestir’s school; and
begged him to tell them a little about the manners and customs of the
place to which they were going.

“Put you up to a thing or two, eh? Give you some small insight into
the time of day? Well, I suppose, as it’s all in the family, and you’re
Tickletonians yourselves, or about to become so, it’s no breach of
confidence. _You_ won’t split, sir?” he continued, appealingly, to
Ernest. “Honour amongst thieves, eh?”

“You may trust me,” was the concise reply.

“First promise me, upon your honour, that you will not tell any of the
masters, then,” stipulated Wilfred.

“Upon my honour I will not tell any of them,” was the slightly
Jesuitical reply; “nor will I make an unfair use of any information you
may please to communicate to my young friend.”

“That’s all right, then. You look like a brick (I’m a bit of a
physiognomist, you see), so I’ll trust you. In the first place, masters:
there’s the Doctor, _alias_ old Donkey, _alias_ (his name is John)
Jackass, with sundry other derivatives, more caustic than complimentary.
Well, he’s not altogether a bad sort of fellow, only he makes a fuss
about trifles, and is especially jealous if he fancies that any one
appears likely to interfere with what he calls his prerogative; in fact,
he would be a stunner if his temper did not stand in his way: but, on
the whole the boys like him, and so look over his little failings. Then,
there’s a sort of second master, ‘Mat. and Clat.’ we call him, which is
short for mathematical and classical; but we are changing horses in that
quarter, so, till we have tried the new animal (pretty well tried he
will be, too, before we’ve done with him, I expect), it’s impossible to
say how he may suit us; only, if he ain’t a tolerably wide-awake cove,
I pity him; for, between master and boys, he’ll have a sweet time of
it, poor devil! Then there are two ushers--Hexameter and Pentameter
(familiarly Hex. and Pen.) so termed because one is six feet high and
the other scarcely above five: they are not gentlemen, therefore they
don’t act as _sich_, so of course we ‘chouse’ and bully them as much
as we dare. Then there’s old Splitnib, a coach of the most unmitigated
slowness, but who writes a wonderful hand; and, finally and lastly,
Monsieur Beaugentil, the French master, who is more involuntarily comic
than all the rest of his frog-devouring nation put together. These
worthies rule, and are ruled by, a floating capital of some two hundred
boys, more or less, of whom the eldest may be about seventeen or
eighteen, and the youngest on a par with this juvenile shaver here.”

“And do you work very hard?” inquired Percy.

“Not we,” was the reply. “Of course, for decency’s sake, we do
something. It don’t pay for a fellow to be quite an ignoramus in these
days, unless he happens to have been born a lord, or experienced some
such jolly dispensation at starting; but as for hard work,--no, thank
ye. What’s the use of having a fag, if you can’t get your exercises done
for you, I should like to know?”

“What’s a fag?” inquired Hugh.

The first effect of this apparently simple question was to throw
the person to whom it was addressed into a state of the most violent
laughter. As soon as he could recover breath, he gasped out, “Oh,
lor! it’s very fatiguing; you’ll be the death of me with your blessed
innocence, that you will.”

After a less severe relapse, he continued, “You’ll soon know what
fagging means, you poor, unfortunate, green little warmint; though I
think I shall honour you by taking you myself. I’ve a right to a fag now
I’m in the fifth form; and the chap I had last half has left. You seem a
jolly, good-tempered little beggar, and I shouldn’t like to see you made
miserable.”

“He shall never be ill-used while I am alive,” exclaimed Percy, with
flashing eyes.

“That’s a very proper and plucky sentiment on your part, my dear boy,”
 returned Wilfred; “but it’s a precious deal easier to talk about than to
act upon. You can’t thrash a whole school, especially when some of them
are almost men grown. Such chaps as Biggington or Thwackings, who can
polish off a coalheaver sporting style, for instance; your namesake
Hotspur himself would have found such fellows as them tough customers.
All you can do with them is to keep ’em in good humour while you can,
and get out of their way when you can’t.”

“But all this time you have not told me what a fag is,” interrupted
Hugh.

“Well, a fag is a small boy, taken possession of by a larger boy,
according to an old established precedent, against which the masters set
their faces in vain. The small boy thus enslaved is termed a fag, and
his duties are to do everything the larger boy finds it impossible
or disagreeable to do himself. If the small boy performs these duties
zealously and good-humouredly, he is only kicked and driven about like
a dog, and survives to become a fifth, and eventually a sixth form boy,
and takes his change out of fags of his own. If he sulks, or neglects
orders, he is either half or three-quarters murdered, according to
the hands he falls into, and is usually taken away from the school, or
otherwise expended, before he reaches hobble-de-hoy’s estate. And now,
have I made that clear to your juvenile capacity?--Yes?--Then mind you
profit by it, or I shall have to show you practically how Tickletonians
tickle,” and as he spoke, he pointed suggestively to his cane, though a
good-natured twinkle in his eye contradicted the threat.

Having thus broken ground, he favoured the company with a series of
dissolving views, illustrating various episodes of Tickletonian life,
wherein were vividly portrayed scrapes got into and out of with much
ability, and more impudence, by certain scholastic heroes, past and
present; but the gist of each anecdote lying in the discomfiture or
mystification of one or more of the masters, it is scarcely to be
supposed, giving Wilfred Jacob credit for the most open disposition
imaginable, that he would have been quite so communicative, had he
divined the capacity in which Ernest Carrington was then journeying to
Tickletown.

When they reached the station at which they were to alight, an omnibus,
provided by Doctor Donkiestir, was in waiting to convey any of his
scholars who might arrive by that train. Ernest, who was not to present
himself till the following morning, and had availed himself of the
opportunity to accept the invitation of an old college friend, from whom
he had originally heard of the vacancy, here took leave of his young
companions, saying, as he did so--

“Good-bye. As I should not much wonder if we were to meet again sooner
than you at all expect, I wish you to remember, that if at any time
you require advice or assistance you will find a friend in Ernest
Carrington.”

He then touched Wilfred’s arm, and drawing him aside, observed,--“I
have allowed you to run on in a way which I am sure you would have
endeavoured to avoid had you known who I was. I did so, not from any
mean wish to entrap you into confessions of which I might afterwards
make use to your disadvantage, but simply in order to gain some insight
into your true character; and now I will make a compact with you: as
long as you behave kindly towards your two cousins, who interest me
exceedingly, and befriend them as your superior knowledge of the world”
 (the slightly ironical emphasis with which he pronounced the last few
words was not lost upon his auditor, who, for once in his life, felt
conscious that he had made-himself ridiculous), “and especially of the
little world comprised in a boys’ school, will enable you to do, I shall
forget anything peculiar I may have heard this morning. I will only add,
that I have misjudged your character if you consider the condition I
have proposed a hard one.”

“Before I attempt to make a suitable reply to your mysterious and
startling communication, allow me, sir, to inquire, in the most
respectful manner possible, first, _who_ you are? secondly, _what_ you
are?” returned Wilfred-Jacob, in a quieter tone than he had yet made use
of.

“The Rev. Ernest Carrington, classical and mathematical master (or,
familiarly, Clat. and Mat.) in Dr. Donkiestir’s school at Tickletown, at
your service,” was the reply.

The first effect of this announcement was to elicit from the “fast
young gentleman” a prolonged and expressive whistle; next came
an aside, “Well, if I haven’t gone and put my foot into it
deepish _rather_, it’s a pity.” Then, turning to Ernest, he asked,
abruptly,--“’Pon your honour as a gentleman, Mr. Carrington, if I
stick to the young Colvilles like a trump, you won’t peach?”

“Upon my honour,” was the frank reply.

“It’s a bargain, then,” rejoined Wilfred. “And now, sir, before we sink
the amenities of social life in the less jovial relationship of master
and pupil, allow me the honour of shaking hands with you, while at the
same time you must permit me to express my opinion, that your conduct
has been brickish in the extreme.”

With a smile called forth by the peculiar school-boy phraseology, and
strange admixture of good feeling and never-failing impudence, of his
new ally, Ernest shook hands with him good-naturedly, and turned to
depart; but Wilfred Jacob detained him.

“One slight additional favour would oblige,” he said. “A discreet
silence in regard to the cigar episode would be a desirable addenda to
our compact. Our friend Donkiestir has prejudices--_verbum sat_--a nod
is as good as a wink. Farewell we meet again at Philippi.’”

So saying, he bowed low, removing a very shining new hat, wherewith he
had replaced the gorgeous travelling cap, and hurried after his cousins,
who were by this time seated in, and sole tenants of, the omnibus, where
they presented, so to speak, a very forlorn and cast-away appearance.



CHAPTER VI.--THE CONSPIRACY.

“Oh, Percy, have you heard the news?” inquired Hugh, eagerly, some
five weeks after his arrival at Tickletown; and as he spoke, he began
dancing and clinging round his brother in a state of the greatest
excitement.

“What news, Hugh?” returned Percy, who, seated at his desk, was writing
with the greatest assiduity.

“Oh, then you haven’t heard,” resumed Hugh. “Well, you know that a
company of actors are performing at the Tickletown Theatre, and that all
the boys are mad to go and see them; and no wonder, either, for, from
what Wilfred and others, who have seen one in London, say, a play must
be the most wonderful, glorious, jolliest, brickish-est thing going.”
 Hugh was making surprising advances in slang, under his cousin Wilfred’s
able tuition; his progress in dear Dr. Valpy’s Latin Delectus was by no
means equally rapid.

“I know what you have told me; but I know, also, that the Doctor has
expressly forbidden any of the boys, even of the sixth form, to go to
the theatre, on pain of expulsion. His reason--and it seems to me a good
one--being, that he cannot exercise any surveillance (that means care,
or watchfulness) over them, if they are allowed to be out late at
night,” returned Percy, gravely.

“Yes; but you don’t know that the manager has written to the Doctor to
say that he will give a morning performance, and select only pieces of
which the Doctor shall approve, if he will allow the boys to go; and the
dear, good, jolly old Doctor has said ‘yes,’ and granted a half holiday
next Thursday for the purpose; and I’ll never call him old Donkey any
more, if Biggington kills me for refusing. But Percy, dear Percy, do you
think there is any chance that we could go?”

Now, although at first sight this question would appear a very simple
one, it was by no means so easy to answer as might be imagined. In the
first place, Percy had a vague and indistinct notion that his mother
disapproved of theatrical entertainments; certainly, as far as his own
personal feelings were concerned, the recent loss he had sustained, with
all its painful consequences, rendered him indisposed to enjoy any such
amusements.

Then, again, on the score of expense: their pocket-money was very
limited, Hugh being allowed sixpence, Percy a shilling a week,--a sum
which was barely sufficient to supply slate-pencils, ink,
peg-tops, clasp-knives, “toffy,” and all the other innumerable and
incomprehensible _sine quâ nons_ of a public school-boy’s existence.

Although he had suffered both obloquy and inconvenience on account of
the paucity of his funds, Percy had resolved that, during their first
quarter, nothing should induce him to apply to their mother for more;
and, when Percy had resolved upon a thing, because he considered it a
matter of principle, Hugh was aware that Gibraltar itself was not more
immovable.

It was, therefore, with rather a blank expression of countenance that he
replied to his brother’s inquiry of what it would cost,--

“The admission is to be half-a-crown each.”

“Then we cannot go,” returned Percy; “for I have not been able to save
any of my allowance, neither do I imagine have you.”

One reason why Percy found a difficulty in saving was, that Hugh was
for ever losing things which must be replaced, or breaking things which
required mending, or earnestly desirous of something or other which
Percy could not bear to see him wishing for in vain;--for be it known,
that unless some matter of deep feeling, or right principle,
were concerned, his elder brother spoiled Hugh as thoroughly and
unconsciously as anybody. Thus, in point of fact, Master Hugh spent, in
addition to his own sixpence, some ninepence out of every shilling of
Percy’s.

But Hugh’s selfishness was a fault of which he was himself perfectly
unaware. Not being of what minor treatises on Christian ethics consider
it the thing to term “an introspective habit of mind,” and knowing that
if Percy required such a sacrifice, he would willingly allow his right
hand--the hand with which he played marbles--to be cut off in his
service; he was so accustomed to consider that, because he was the
youngest, everything was to be given up to him, that he forgot the
injustice of such an arrangement.

“Not a halfpenny,” was Hugh’s reply; “that cake woman cleaned me out
yesterday! What a goose I am to be so fond of cakes! but I like to have
enough to give some to the other fellows too, and all we little chaps
have a weakness for cakes;--but have _you_ got no money?”

Percy shook his head. “Breaking windows, and losing other boys’ balls,
are expensive amusements, Hugh,” he said. “Remember, I have got you out
of several scrapes of that kind since we have been here. Of course, I
was glad enough to do so; but I only mention it to account for my being
nearly as poor as yourself. A shilling a week is soon exhausted.”

Hugh paused in deep perplexity; at last he said slowly, and in a
hesitating voice, “Mamma would send us the money, I think, if you would
not mind writing to tell her that you had no objection, and that I wish
to go so very, _very_ much.”

“But I should mind writing for such a purpose,” returned Percy; “and I
will explain to you why: since dear papa’s death, mamma has been very
poor, and she is likely to be poorer still, I am afraid, for she writes
me word that Sir Thomas Crawley still persists in his demand, and Mr.
Wakefield is afraid she will have to pay it whenever a new clergyman is
appointed.”

“How wicked! how cruel of Sir Thomas!” interrupted Hugh, vehemently;
“and he is as rich as an old Jew, too;--I hate him!”

“Gently, Hugh, you must not speak in that way; every man has a right to
obtain anything the law of the land will award him. But now I have told
you this, I am sure you would not wish me to write and ask mamma to send
us money to be spent in amusement, which she must deny herself and Emily
the actual necessaries of life in order to procure.” Percy waited for an
answer with some anxiety, but, in a matter of feeling, Hugh would never
have been likely to occasion him disappointment.

“Do not write, for the world, Percy,” he said; “I would rather never see
a play in my life than grieve dearest mamma. Oh, Percy! I wish I were a
man, then I’d work hard, and keep her and Emily, and give them pleasures
and luxuries, and make them quite happy; and as for that wicked Sir
Thomas, I’d punch his head for him, as Wilfred says.”

So saying, Hugh returned the caress his delighted brother bestowed on
him, and walked off manfully. But his courage only lasted till he had
made his way into an old hayloft over a large rambling stable, capable
of holding twenty horses, but now devoted to the use of the doctor’s fat
pony, and a cow and a calf, also the property of that dignitary. Having
reaches his hiding-place, his fortitude gave way, and he bewailed his
disappointment with a hearty cry; for he was but a child after all,
poor little fellow! and a spoiled one as well, and to such, however
differently far-advanced Christians may appreciate the quality,
self-denial appears a very harsh and uncomfortable virtue.

On the morning of the important day, a fresh trial awaited him; Wilfred
Jacob, who had thoroughly fulfilled his promise to Ernest Carrington,
by saving Hugh from ill-usage, and Percy from many of the annoyances to
which his proud, sensitive nature rendered him peculiarly susceptible,
as soon as breakfast was concluded, shouted vociferously for his fag--

“Hugh, Hugh Colville! where has the young warment hidden himself? Oh,
there you are; come here, you imp of darkness, I shall have to give you
that thrashing I’ve owed you so long, I know I shall, and when it does
come, old Bogie have mercy on your precious bones! for I shall have
none. Now, listen to me; the moment morning school is up, cut away like
a flash of greased lightning, and turn out my things to dress. Let me
see--I shall wear--hold up your head, sir, and look attentive!--I shall
wear--ahem!--my white d’Orsay overcoat; the light-blue coatee with fancy
silk buttons; the pink satin under-waistcoat; the green embroidered vest
with coral buttons; the blue necktie with crimson ends; the MacFerntosh
plaid trousers, those with the green ground and broad red, and blue, and
white checks over it; and the polished boots--do you twig? Now, then,
repeat it all, that I may be sure you’ve taken it in correct.”

“D’Orsay wrap; blue coatee; pink under, green and coral over-vests; blue
and crimson choker; MacFerntosh sit-upons; and japanned trotter-cases,”
 returned Hugh, gabbling over the-different items with the velocity at
which tradition has decreed it proper to inform society that “Peter
Piper picked a peck of pepper.”

“Bravo, young’un, you improve apace; but you took to slang uncommon
kindly from the first, I will say that for you. Well, when you’ve looked
out the toggery, and--ahem! brought me my shaving water;--I’ve felt,
for some time past, a tickling sensation at the sides of my face, which,
I am sure, indicates the approach of whiskers. Ar--I should be rather
a good-looking fellow if I had but got whiskers, I flatter myself;
wouldn’t I wear ’em bushy, that’s all. As soon as you’ve done all I’ve
told you, jump into your own juvenile habiliments, and be ready to go
with me at a moment’s notice.”

“But--but you know, Wilfred, I’m not to go,” faltered poor Hugh.

“Not to go, why not? Who says so? What! has Percy cut up rough, with
his sanctified, Puritanical, Puseyitical, Pontifical, Hieroglyphical
notions; oh! leave him to me, I’ll soon talk him round;--I’ve the
highest possible veneration for morality and piety, and all that sort of
thing, particularly on Sundays; but to fancy they’ve got anything to
do with going to the play, is an association of ideas little short of
downright sacrilege, to my notion.”

“No, it is not that,” returned Hugh; “Percy would have let let me go,
only----”

“Only what?” inquired Wilfred, “come, make haste, I’ve got thirty lines
of Terence to knock off before I go up to Carrington.”

“Only we’ve both spent our allowance, and I’ve not got money to pay,”
 replied poor Hugh, fairly driven into confessing his poverty.

“Phew!” whistled his patron, “no assets forthcoming, eh, that’s
unfortunate, all the more so, because just at the present epoch my
own financial arrangements are in a somewhat embarrassed
condition--ar--banker’s account over-drawn--owing to their confounded
free-trade, I expect, I can’t get my rents paid up,--in fact, to be
frank with you, when this play business was first started, I, with
incautious liberality, volunteered to make one of a jovial crew of
fifth-formers, who intend to follow up the theatrical entertainments
with a sort of extempore _déjeuné à la fourchette_ of oysters and
porter. Well, sir, when I came to examine into the state of my funds,
I, after much deep and intricate calculation, arrived at the following
result viz., that I had contracted liabilities to the amount of
one pound five, while to meet them I possessed the exact sum of two
shillings and threepence halfpenny--the halfpenny being scarcely an
efficient coin of the realm, by reason of my having that morning punched
a large hole in its centre, in pursuance of a mechanical experiment
which failed. Under these circumstances I immediately wrote to the
governor, saying that several unusually distressing cases of charity
having come under my notice since I had last received his blessing and
a ten-pound note, the blessing alone remained; adding that another case
more urgent than any of the former now appealing to my sympathies, I
trusted he would not object to replace the money without unnecessary
delay. They say it is a wise child that knows its own father; certainly
in this particular instance I seem to have formed a strangely mistaken
estimate of the manners and customs of mine, for yesterday morning I
received from him the following heartless reply:--

“‘Dear Wilfred Jacob,--As I happen to know your charity is of the kind
which begins and ends at home, and as two pounds a week is rather
more than I wish you to spend on lollipops, I strongly recommend
total abstinence from such delicacies for the next fortnight, at the
expiration of which period you may look for a five-pound note (the last
you will receive before the holidays), from,

“‘Your affectionate father.’”

“Well, my father being thus obdurate, the only alternative that remained
for me was to apply to my uncle, in consequence of which application, my
watch will have a little extra _ticking_ to do for the next fortnight;
‘my relation, on the security of that valuable, favouring me with the
loan of five and twenty shillings. Thus, the admission to the
theatre being two and sixpence, you will perceive, by a reference to
‘Bonnycastle’s Arithmetic,’ or ‘Smith’s Wealth of Nations,’ I am still
two-pence-halfpenny behind the world, which sum I must beg, borrow, or
otherwise realise before two o’clock to-day, at which time the doors
open. So, you see, young’un, I literally cannot treat you, for which,
without chaffing, I’m really uncommon sorry; but never mind, put your
trust in jollity, and depend upon it something to your advantage will
turn up some day and with this well-meant, but slightly vague attempt at
consolation,” Wilfred Jacob passed on to have, as he termed it, a “go in”
 at Terence.

In the meantime, a solemn and important discussion was being held among
the boys of the sixth form (some of whom were lads of seventeen and
eighteen, and considered themselves young men), as to whether these
morning theatricals, being got up solely with a view to the juveniles,
were not _infra dig_. Biggington, who had grown up to fit his name, and
stood six feet one in his stockings, and who, moreover, in virtue of
the date of his entrance, as well as from his strength and prowess, was
looked upon as leader of the school, decidedly set his face against it,
and declared, with unnecessary vehemence of expression, that the
play might be--that to which its author would have especially
objected--before he would go to see it.

Stradwick quite agreed with him, which fact possessed every advantage
but that of novelty; Stradwick being a mere reflection, and by be means
a brilliant one, of Biggington.

Fowler also considered the thing would be infernally slow, nothing
sporting about it; besides, Jackass (alas for boy nature, that so could
paraphrase the respectable name of Doctor John Donkiestir!) was going
himself, and would have nothing to do but to watch them, so that if a
fellow happened to sneeze, he would be safe to get an imposition for
winking at an actress; for his part he’d rather be in school at once.

Norman and Piper followed on the same side; Swann, Pitt, Kitely, Martin,
and Jones, agreed with the foregoing, but had an original opinion of
their own, that old Donkey was growing superannuated.

On the other hand, Warmingham, Gaston, and some dozen others, although
considering that an exception ought to have been made in favour of the
sixth form, thought the measure a judicious one, as far as the little
fellows were concerned, and were, therefore, prepared to pocket their
dignity and go;---unless anybody had got anything better to propose.

“I tell you what, Gaston, that was not a bad notion of yours about an
exception being made in favour of the sixth; surely, if that were
properly placed before old Jack, he could never be so besotted as to
refuse,” observed Fowler.

“Bravo, Fowler,” exclaimed several voices; “let us draw up a formal
representation of the affair, and send up a deputation with it to Jack.”

“What do you say, Biggington?” inquired Fowles.

“Simply that I’ll have nothing to do with it; I’ll neither sign the
address, nor head the deputation,” was the sulky reply; “I consider
I have demeaned myself too much to Jack already, in submitting to his
absurd prejudices.”

“Biggington and I view the matter exactly in the same light,” observed
Stradwick: “you’d all better give up the notion directly.”

“Speak for yourself, stupid!” returned Biggington: “if Fowler and the
rest like to try, let them, and they’ll see what will come of it; my
own feelings are purely personal. Don’t you see, fool,” he continued,
drawing his satellite aside, “by the plan I adopt, they will do the
dirty work, and, if they succeed, I shall profit by it; if they fail, I
avoid the slight of having my request refused.”

“Then what shall I do?” inquired Stradwick, who possessed just intellect
enough to perceive that the rule of blindly following his leader would,
in this case, annoy rather than propitiate the autocrat.

“Why--a--you see, you are--that is, we are differently--a--in fact, in
your position I should decidedly sign the address; though--stop, wait a
minute--on second thoughts it strikes me it may look odd to have every
name but one on the list: Jack may think I’ve got some dodge in my head,
Well, never mind; if you like to follow my example you can,” returned
the slightly selfish Biggington.

Accordingly, Gaston, who was famous as a scribe, wrote the address; and
Fowler, and some half-dozen others, carried it up to the Doctor.

Dr. Donkiestir, who was a tall, fine-looking man, of about fifty, with
a clever, energetic countenance, marked, however, by the stern, worried
expression common to schoolmasters, received the deputation courteously,
read the address, and then observed--

“All the sixth appear to have signed this, except Biggington and
Stradwick: why are their names absent?”

There was a moment’s pause, and then Fowler, who was naturally of an
open, fearless disposition, replied--

“I believe, sir, Biggington preferred giving up going to the theatre,
to asking a favour which he considered it unlikely you would grant; and
Stradwick generally does whatever Biggington does.”

As Fowler announced this well-known fact, a general smile, which even
the Doctor’s presence could not entirely restrain, went the round of the
deputation.

The Doctor seemed not to notice it, though a twinkle in the corner of
his eye revealed to those who knew his every look, that he was not so
unobservant as he appeared.

“Biggington and his friend are very prudent,” he said, with a slight
ironical emphasis on the last word. He then paused a moment in thought
ere he continued, “I am very sorry that I consider it my duty to refuse
your request, for the straightforward, gentlemanly way in which you have
preferred it has much pleased me; but I cannot believe that I should be
fulfilling the trust reposed in me by your parents, if I were to allow
you to be exposed to the temptations of a theatre, in a town, at night,
when it would be impossible for me to exercise the slightest vigilance
over you; and this applies more strongly to the sixth form than to the
younger boys, as many of you are almost young men, and peculiarly liable
to the evil influences to which I allude. As some compensation I will
grant a whole holiday, either for skating, if the weather permits, or
boating, or cricketing, later in the season, whichever you may prefer. I
hope, as a proof that you do not think I have been unnecessarily strict,
the sixth will think better of it, and that I shall see many of their
faces at the theatre this morning.”

The Doctor’s harangue was not without its effect, for Fowler
(who, though somewhat of a pickle, was of a warm-hearted, generous
disposition) thanked the head master for the promised holiday, and
declared his intention of going to the morning performance. Gaston,
Warmingharn, and the rest of that party, followed his lead, and the
deputation withdrew.

“So you’ve eaten humble pie for nothing, been humbugged into promising
to go to a childish affair you ought to be ashamed to be seen at, and
been choused out of the only bit of fun and jollity that has come in our
way this half. I wish you joy of your promised holiday, you good little
boys,” was Biggington’s sarcastic speech, when he learned the result of
their mission.

“Chaff away, Big-un” (a familiar abbreviation of Biggington’s
patronymic, of which only the _elite_ of the sixth were permitted to
make use), returned Fowler, good-humouredly. “Jacky’s a stunning good
old fellow, after all, and I, for one, shall go, to show him I don’t
bear malice; you’d better pocket your dignity for once, Big-un, and come
too!”

“Not if I know it, to please either old fools or young ones,” was the
unamiable reply; and, turning on his heel, Biggington walked angrily
away, followed, at no great distance, by Stradwick and two or three
other recusants.

In spite, however, of their disapproval, the morning performance went
off with great _éclat_; and those who attended it, amongst whom were a
large proportion of the sixth form boys, raved about their delight to
such a degree, that even Bigging-ton, albeit he pretended to take the
matter with a high hand, felt intensely provoked, and thrashed
most unmercifully a small boy, who, in the innocence of his heart,
incautiously promulgated his opinion, within the tyrant’s hearing, that
“any one who could have gone and did not, must be a precious slow coach,
and no mistake.”

As for the fictions founded on facts, upon which the prolific
imagination of Wilfred Jacob delighted to expatiate, they had such an
effect upon poor Hugh, that he fairly cried himself to sleep that night,
from sheer vexation and disappointment.

The next morning, a flashily dressed, sharp-looking young man, who
was none other than the usher introduced by Wilfred Jacob into his
description of the Tickletown masters by the nickname of Pentameter, but
whose proper appellation was Sprattly, and who was, as Wilfred had truly
stated, anything but a gentleman, approached a group, consisting of
Biggington, Stradwick, and one or two others, with whom he appeared on
the most intimate and confidential terms.

“I say, old fellows,” he began, “is it actually true that the Doctor
won’t let you go to the theatre at night?”

“Yes, worse luck,” was the reply.

“And are you going to stand it quietly?” continued Sprattly.

“Eh? why what can we do to help ourselves? If the whole of the sixth
had stuck together, we might have made something of it; but that ass,
Fowler, was talked over. He says Jack appealed to his feelings, or
sympathies, or some such disgusting rubbish. So Fowler went, and took
half the form with him; and altogether, if I was to express my true
opinion, I think the whole affair is about as absurd, not to say
disgraceful, to all parties as it well can be.”

Norman, the speaker, was a tall, slender stripling about seventeen, with
well-cut features and beautiful glossy hair of a raven blackness, which
he wore long, and evidently bestowed much care upon; but his cold, grey
eyes, and the immovable expression of his mouth, gave a clue to his true
character--viz., a clear, vigorous intellect, but a total deficiency of
that which is commonly called heart. He was very anxious to leave the
school, as a rich relation, who had taken a fancy to him, and intended
to make him his heir, had purchased for him a commission in a cavalry
regiment, on the strength of which he affected a _pococurante_ air;
and possessing great natural powers of sarcasm, made himself feared and
looked up to by the other boys. Outwardly he and Biggington were the
greatest allies possible, but beneath the surface lay hidden a mine of
envy, hatred, malice, and all uncharitableness, which only required the
application of a match to cause an explosion, the effects of which could
scarcely be foreseen.

“It’s an awful bore, really,” replied Sprattly, “for my cousin Courtenay
Trevanion----”

“Which, being interpreted, means Jack Sprattly,” interrupted Norman,
sarcastically.

“No! come, really Norman, ’pon my life you’re too bad. I told you
of his being my relation quite in confidence. All theatricals have a
professional name, and a fellow may as well choose a spicy one as not,
while he is about it,” continued Sprattly; “but I was going to tell
you about to-night. They are going to do the ‘Beggars’ Opera,’ Juliet
Elphinstone----”

“_Alias_ Betsey Slasher,” put in the incorrigible Norman.

“Plays Polly Peachum,” continued Sprattly, not heeding the interruption;
“Coralie, the French girl, does Lucy Lockit; and Courtenay--or Jack, if
you will have it so,” he added quickly, perceiving that Norman was again
about to speak--“Jack himself is cast for Macheath; stunningly he’ll
play it too, for I heard him last winter--can’t he just tip ’em, ‘How
happy could I be with either’ in style!--Uncommon well he looks, too, in
the highwaymen’s dress--red frock-coat, with gold frogs, and high shiny
leather boots; but Jack’s a regular spicy-looking fellow.”

“Little too much of the lamps and sawdust about him,” returned Norman,
superciliously.

He paused a moment, then turning to Biggington, he said abruptly, fixing
his piercing glance upon him as he spoke--

“Big., we must go to this affair.”

Thus appealed to, the cock of the school, who at heart was more dunghill
than game, like most other bullies, turned rather pale as he replied in
a low voice--

“How is it to be done?”

“I have ideas on the subject,” returned Norman, confidently; “but we need
not trouble other folks with our private affairs. I don’t exactly agree
with Solomon about the advisability of a multitude of counsellors.”

“If you’re good for a spree I’ll stick to you to the backbone!”
 exclaimed Terry, a boy nearly sixteen, who lived only for mischief, and
worshipped Norman, as Stradwick did Biggington, only with enthusiasm,
instead of servility.

Stradwick, the remaining member of the party, was beginning slowly and
gravely, “I shall do whatever Big------” when a shout of laughter from
Norman, Sprattly, and Terry, cut him short. As soon as Sprattly had
sufficiently recovered from the effects of his hilarity to be able to
speak, he observed--

“Well, if you naughty boys are determined to plot mischief, of course I
must not hear it: only, if we _should_ meet by any accident behind the
scenes of the theatre, I shall have much pleasure in introducing you to
Polly Peachum and the fascinating Coralie;--by-the-bye, let me give you
a hint! that stuck-up parson, young Carrington, is a precious sight more
wide awake than the Don, so keep out of his way as much as you can.” And
having thus spoken, Pentameter Sprattly carried off his five feet four
of vulgar humanity, with the most conceited air possible of underbred
pretensions.

“What a thorough snob that unfortunate little Pen. has improved into!”
 observed Norman, as soon as the amiable usher was out of earshot.

“He never was anything else since I’ve known the animal,” returned
Biggington, surlily; “that’s him all the world over: he’ll give a fellow
information which he knows will set him raving to do a thing, and then
come out with his humbugging, ‘Well, you _would_ do it; I _told_ you
you’d get into a scrape.’ I wonder what his object now is?”

“Oh! merely to help his cousin, or, more likely brother. Jack,” was the
reply; “they’re as much alike as two men can be, only one spratt left
off growing a couple of years too soon: if Jack draws a good house his
salary will be raised. And now I’ll explain to you my plan, as far as it
is at present matured,” and so saying, Norman unfolded to them a scheme--
with the details whereof we need not trouble the reader--which, from his
intimate acquaintance with the manners and customs of both masters and
boys, he had been enabled to adapt to circumstances so cleverly, that
even the cautious Biggington confessed he could only discover one flaw
in it.

“And that is,” he continued, “supposing everything to have gone smoothly
up to the moment of our return, pray how are we to get in, when every
door and window will be carefully closed and barred, and the Doctor’s
six-barrelled revolver, which he is so proud of, awaiting us if we make
noise sufficient to rouse him?”

“I’ve ideas on that point, too,” returned Norman, meditatively; “I’m
certain I remember a window in that old loft over the stable, by which
I used, when a little shaver, to get in and out through the school-room
skylight: I must contrive to make some excuse for inspecting the
premises.”

“I’ll tell you who knows more about the loft than all the rest of us put
together,” exclaimed Terry; “and that is little Colville: he has a pet
cat which resides in those parts, and he is constantly climbing and
scrambling about up there, and has the place pretty much to himself,
I suspect; for most of the juveniles have faith in a ghost, which Hugh
Colville seems too plucky to care for.”

“That was exactly my case some ten years ago,” returned Norman: “find
little Colville and send him here to me, and let us meet again in
Biggington’s room after morning school, when I will report progress,
and the affair shall be finally arranged. Now be off with you different
ways: we must not be seen talking together too long.”

And so with breasts more or less burdened by a consciousness of their
evil secret, the conspirators parted.



CHAPTER VII.--TEMPTATION.

“Come here, Colville. How is your cat this morning?” inquired Norman,
as Hugh approached, a good deal puzzled, and rather alarmed, at his
summons, by reason of the fact that when a sixth-form boy sent for one
of the little fellows, the interview, however it might begin, generally
ended by the juvenile coming in for a thrashing.

“Thank you, sir, she is very well,” replied Hugh; then, judging from
Norman’s face that no very adverse fate awaited him, he continued,
“If you please, sir, she caught a rat to-day all her own self; such a
monster, sir.”

“Indeed! she must be a most meritorious and praiseworthy animal,”
 returned Norman; then, anxious to set the little fellow at his ease
before he began to pump him, he continued--“How did you like the play
yesterday? were you very much charmed?”

“I did not go, if you please, sir.”

“Ha! how was that? Did the Doctor keep you in for a punishment, or don’t
you care about such things?” inquired Norman, pretty well foreseeing the
answer.

“No, it was not that, sir,” returned Hugh. “I should have been delighted
to go; but I had spent all my pocket money, and so could not pay for
entrance.”

“Unlucky for you--very,” rejoined Norman; “I wish I’d known it ‘sooner,
I’d have tipped you the half-crown; more particularly as I want you to
do something for me. You know the loft well?”

Hugh grinned, as he replied, “Every inch of it, sir.”

“So used I when I was your age. Is not there a little square window, or
trap door, by which one can get on the top of the school-room, near the
part of the skylight which opens? and which can be reached by standing
on the doctor’s desk?” inquired Norman.

“Yes, sir,” was the reply; “I often get up that way if the boys are
plaguing me; and they don’t dare to follow me because it is dark inside
that part of the loft, and they are afraid of a ghost; but I’m sure
there’s no ghost, or else Puss would not leave her kittens there: if the
kittens are safe, why should not I be?”

Norman smiled at this specimen of juvenile logic

“That’s right,” he said, stroking Hugh’s curly pate, “you’re plucky
little fellow; and now show me this window. I want to see if I have
forgotten the way.”

“I’ll show it to you, and willingly, sir,” returned Hugh, whose
affections were easily won, more especially when one of the sixth
condescended to lay siege to them; “but you won’t be able to get through
yourself, now. You were a little fellow’ like me, I suppose, when you
used to do so.”

This information was what the immortal Dick Swiveller would have termed
“a staggerer,” and for a moment, Norman began to fear his scheme was
knocked on the head; but possessing two main elements of greatness,
namely--presence of mind and fertility of resource, an alternative
occurred to him, which, although by no means so safe or easy as his
original plan, might yet be practicable. Everything depended on the
character of the child before him: of its strong points he had already
some experience, and felt satisfied that he might rely on them. The boy
possessed pluck enough for his purpose: he had now to test his weakness.

“Suppose,” he begun--“mind, I only say suppose--there were yet a chance
of your going to the theatre, what should you think of it?”

“Think! why I should be ready to jump out of my skin for joy, to be
sure!” returned Hugh, his eyes sparkling, and his cheeks flushing at the
bare idea.

Norman had gained a step: he perceived the strength of the temptation he
had to offer.

“Well,” he said, after keeping Hugh in an agony of expectation for a
minute or two, “there _is_ a chance; but it must depend on whether you
do exactly as I wish and approve. In the first place, promise me not to
say a word to anybody about this conversation, or even mention that
I have been talking to you;--in the second place, come to me in
Biggington’s room, as soon as dinner is over.”

“Please, sir, may not I tell Percy? I always tell him everything,”
 pleaded Hugh.

“Did you tell him who broke the Doctor’s inkglass?” inquired Norman,
sarcastically.

Now this inquiry referred to a little affair which had occurred within
a week of Hugh’s first arrival at school. Indulging in what propensity
common alike to boys and monkeys, viz., of examining everything with
their fingers’ ends, Hugh had allowed to fall, and thus broken, Dr.
Donkiestir’s own peculiar inkglass. Overwhelmed with the awful nature
of the offence he had committed, and expecting, at the very least, to
be flogged for the same, the poor child sat down by the side of the
devastation he had caused, and commenced the uncomfortable operation of
crying his-eyes out.

In this forlorn condition he was discovered by Norman, who, without
being really kind-hearted, possessed that not uncommon species of
negatively selfish good-nature, which leads people to dislike to look
on distress, physical or mental. Moreover, the fact of Hugh being a very
pretty boy pleased his taste; and therefore interested him. Accordingly,
he first inquired the cause of his grief, and then devised a remedy.

It so happened that Norman’s own inkbottle and the one which Hugh had
just broken, were, as nearly as possible, similar. He knew, moreover,
that the Doctor was by no means observant of such minor particulars. He,
accordingly, substituted his bottle for the broken one, assisted Hugh to
clear away all traces of the accident, and, advising him to keep his own
counsel, left him greatly consoled. But Hugh felt a consciousness
that there was something in this transaction of which Percy would not
approve; and, fearful lest, in his strict sense of honour, he should
pronounce it necessary to acquaint the Doctor with his delinquency, his
moral courage failed him, and, up to the moment in which Norman asked
him the question, he had never revealed the misdeed to his brother.
It was the first time he had ever been guilty of that mildest form of
lying--suppression of the truth; but the stone of dissimulation, once
set rolling, soon gathers force, which the feeble hand that sufficed to
put it in motion is powerless to restrain.

Nor was Hugh’s first “little sin” fated to prove an exception to the
rule. Of course he was obliged to confess to Norman that he had not told
his brother, and of course Norman replied that what he had done once he
could do again: and that if he cared to go to the play, he must not
tell Percy or any one; and Hugh, not having a word to say in denial, the
discussion ended by his promising to preserve a strict silence on the
subject, and to come to Norman in Biggington’s room.

In that same apartment was assembled, that afternoon, a solemn conclave.
Biggington took _the_ chair (there was but one); Stradwick drew a box
from under the bed, and seated himself upon it, in an attitude exactly
copied from that of Biggington.

Norman, resting his elbow on the chimney-piece, remained standing;
while Terry turned a wash-hand basin topsy-turvy, and perched himself,
monkey-like, on the apex of the semi-cone thus created. After a moment’s
silence, Biggington exclaimed--“Well, Norman, how are we going on? have
you brought your plan to perfection yet?”

“Unforeseen difficulties have sprung up,” was the reply, “but none
which the three Ps--patience, perseverance, and pluck--will not carry us
through.”

“Difficulties be hanged!” rejoined Biggington, impetuously. “I tell you
one thing, go _I will_, by fair means or foul; the fact is, Trevanion”
 (“Jack Spratty,” murmured Norman. “With a great pair of dyed moustachios
on him,” urged Terry) “has been here, and promised to take us behind the
scenes, and to come and sup with us at the Bull afterwards, and induce
Coralie and the other girl to come too.”

“Ay! and Coralie’s a stunner, and no mistake,” observed Terry; “such a
pair of black eyes, by Jove! they go through a fellow like--like----”

“Bradawls,” suggested Stradwick, complacently.

“A _pointed_ illustration, decidedly,” resumed Terry; “but I was walking
the day before yesterday with old Beaugentil, when we met this said
Coralie, taking a constitutional for the benefit of her complexion;
the moment Beaugentil set eyes upon her, he went off into an ecstacy,
throwing up his arms and capering about like a bear on hot bricks.
‘_Mais, ce n’est pas possible!_’ he exclaimed, ‘vot shall I be ’old?
_Est-ce toi, Coralie?_ Am it thou, Coreliar, zie daugtaire of thy mama,
zie beloafed _de ma premiere jeunesse! et quelle ange!_ vot an angle!
_vrai ange du ciel_, a right angle of ’eaven! _Voyez donc, Monsieur
Terrie; permettez que je vous présente mon cher élève, Monsieur Terrie,
june homme charmant; mais n’est-ce pas que Mademoiselle est jolie_; ees
not Mees superbe, beautifu, _magnifique_, pretty vell!’ and so the old
boy ran on till I was in fits.”

“What is your confounded difficulty, Norman?” inquired Biggington,
abruptly.

“Why, the window in the loft turns out to be too small for anything
bigger than a boy to get through,” was the reply.

Biggington muttered something unintelligible, which it would be the
height of charity to consider a good word, as he continued--“What do you
mean to do, then?”

“Put a small boy through it, who shall open the back door into the
school-room for us, whereby we shall enter and walk up to bed,” returned
Norman, stroking the raven down on his upper lip, where the “cavalry
moustache” was just beginning to show itself.

“And what chance is there of finding a boy whom you can trust to do such
a thing?” asked Biggington, gloomily.

“He is already found, or I am much mistaken,” was the answer. “Moreover,
properly handled, he’ll do the thing well, and _con amore_; I’d sooner
work with _one_ willing agent than with twenty forced ones.”

“And his name?”

“The younger Colville.”

Biggington mused. “He might do it; but his brother will not allow him,”
 he said after a pause.

“His brother will have no voice in the matter, for he will know nothing
about it,” returned Norman; “but you shall judge for yourselves, for I
have appointed the boy to come to me here. Only leave me to talk to him,
and don’t bully or frighten the little fellow, else you will defeat your
own object. If, when you have seen him, you wish me to persevere with
the plan, Biggington, stroke your chin thus.”

As Norman raised his hand to indicate the appointed signal, a modest tap
at the door was audible, and, on the bolt being withdrawn, Hugh made his
appearance, and, at a sign from Norman, entered. The door was closed and
fastened by Terry, who resumed his scat on the inverted wash-hand basin,
with the air of a monarch ascending his throne. Hugh bore the scrutiny
to which all the plotters, Biggington in particular, subjected him,
unflinchingly; he looked rather more grave and anxious than was his
wont, but did not appear intimidated or abashed, though he stood in the
awful presence of the cock of the school.

“Come here, Colville,” began Norman; then, as the boy approached, he
continued, fixing his piercing glance upon him, “have you mentioned what
we were talking about this morning to anybody?”

“No, sir,” was the unhesitating reply.

“Not to your brother, eyen? don’t attempt to deceive me!”

“No, indeed, sir, I would not tell a lie; if I had mentioned it to
Percy, I’d say so at once,” returned Hugh, colouring at his assertion
being doubted.

“I believe you,” replied Norman, glancing towards Biggington as he spoke
to attract his attention. “I am sure you are a brave, honourable boy,
who would neither tell a lie nor betray a secret, which is worse, if
anything.”

At this commendation, Hugh’s eyes sparkled, and a bright, honest smile
lit up his innocent, childish face, which ought to have touched the
hearts and disarmed the purpose of those who, for their own selfish
ends, were thus deliberately leading him into evil; it probably would
have done so, were it not a well-established fact in pathology, that,
during the phase of public schoolboyhood, the human heart remains in a
torpid or chrysalis state; the animal, at that period, consisting of a
head, a stomach, and (fortunately for those who have the control of it,
as well for its future chance of developing into a reasonable mortal) a
tail also. Not being actuated by any such tender feelings, or indeed by
an feelings at all, except selfish ones, Biggington replied to Norman’s
look by stroking his chin. Stradwick stroked his at the same moment,
giving involuntarily a slight shudder at the alarming future to which
he was thus committing himself. Terry only grinned, which indeed was his
invariable custom on all occasions, solemn or comic.

“As I am now convinced that you are trustworthy,” resumed Norman, “I am
going to tell you a secret; _the_ secret, in fact, upon the safe keeping
of which depends your going to the play.”

“Or getting every bone in your skin broken,” muttered Biggington in
an aside, which was, however, sufficiently audible to convey to Hugh a
knowledge of the alternative which awaited him.

“Mr. Biggington, these other gentlemen, and myself,” continued Norman,
“mean to go to the theatre this evening, and if you will do exactly as
we tell you, we will take you with us.”

“But the Doctor!” exclaimed Hugh, aghast.

“That is the very point I was about to touch upon,” rejoined Norman, in
no way discomposed: “the Doctor not approving of the younger boys being
out at night, thought himself obliged to give a general order to the
whole school; but at the same time he contrived to have it hinted
privately to _us_, that if the elder members of the sixth form chose
to go, he should not make any inquiries about it; the only point he
insisted on being, that such an expedition must be managed privately,
and without his being supposed to know anything about it. Now in order
to contrive this, we had thought of making our way in at night (we can
easily get out unobserved after five o’clock school), through the window
in the loft; but, as you say, and as I now remember, it is too small to
render that possible,--we want you to get through the sky-light into the
school-room (as we were talking about this morning), and unfasten the
little door which opens into the playground; it is only secured by one
bolt, which is not above your reach, so you can easily undo it. If you
will undertake this, and promise faithfully not to breathe a word about
it to anybody, you shall go with us to the play.” Poor Hugh was sorely
puzzled; and his sense of right and wrong entirely confused; one idea,
however, soon extricating itself from the chaos, he immediately gave it
utterance. “The Doctor,” he said, “will be angry with _me_, sir, though
he may not be so with you, for I am only a little fellow, and a long way
off the sixth form.”

Norman hesitated; he knew that if they were discovered he should be
quite unable to protect the child from punishment, and a sense of
self-respect made him adverse to pledge himself to anything which he
could not perform.

Biggington was trammelled by no such scruples. “Never fear, young’un,”
 he said; “if the Doctor should by any chance speak to you on the
subject, just refer, him quietly to me; merely say,--Biggington desired
me to go; Biggington will explain everything;--and you’ll have no more
trouble from the Doctor. Don’t you think so, Stradwick?”

“Oh! certainly,” was the reply: “refer him to Biggington, by all means;
say--Biggington desired me to go; Biggington will----”

“That will do,” interrupted Terry, grinning. “Shut up, Slow-coach,
we didn’t _encore_ the sentiment; moreover, I can perceive by the
expression of our young friend’s optics, that he is awake to a sense of
his sitiwation. The play, a jolly good supper, and immortal honour
and renown on one hand; and an awful thrashing from Biggington, with
a gentle refresher from myself appended, on the other; between such
a Scylla and Charybdis he will hardly be inclined to forestall Jack
Sprattly by singing, ‘How happy could I be with either.’ So now,
young’un, favour us with your sentiments.”

“If I might but tell Percy!” pleaded Hugh, glancing appealingly towards
Norman.

That individual shook his head.

“If you do,” he said, “you will have broken the trust reposed in you,
and proved yourself a mean-spirited, cowardly child, quite unfit for
the service we require of you, or the pleasure with which we propose to
reward you;--tell your brother, and you lose the play.”

Poor Hugh! his better nature made one final struggle, but he had
dallied with the temptation till it had obtained too firm a hold on his
imagination to be shaken off; and so, like many folks older and wiser
than himself, who have indulged in a reprehensible longing for some
forbidden fruit till the appetite has grown too strong to be resisted,
he fell.

“I _will_ promise,” he said. “I do so want to see the play, and you will
take care of me if the Doctor is angry, Mr. Biggington?”

“Oh, decidedly; both myself and Stradwick,” was the reply. “Stradwick
and the Doctor are hand and glove just now, because Straddy’s such a dab
at Euripides.”

This insinuation referred to the uncomfortable fact, that the
head-master had that morning informed Stradwick, in consequence of his
total inability to construe the works of the ancient Greek in
question, that if after another week he did not perceive a very decided
improvement, he should be under the disagreeable necessity of degrading
him to the fifth form. Stradwick, therefore, hung his head sheepishly
as he echoed--

“Oh yes, decidedly.”

“We understand each other, then, and had better agree to meet here,
prepared to start, at a quarter to six,” observed Norman.

A general assent was given, and the conspirators separated. Norman
glanced at his victim; there was a determined look in the boy’s face,
which gave assurance that he would go through with the task he had
undertaken. Resolution was one of the few qualities Norman reverenced,
and for the moment he repented the evil into which he was leading
the child; but the two strongest passions of his nature, ambition and
revenge, were linked with his scheme for that evening, and he could not
relinquish it.

“Courage, little one,” he said, laying his hand on Hugh’s curly pate;
“if you and I live, and, as something here”--and he touched his forehead
as he spoke--“tells me will be the case, I achieve greatness, I will not
forget this evening. Silence and courage!”



CHAPTER VIII.--NORMAN’S REVENGE.

When the devil suggests some pleasant but wrong scheme to frail
humanity, his dupes generally find him a most amiable and efficient
patron at the beginning of the enterprise, however he may leave them
in the lurch when the fatal catastrophe approaches. To give that
much-abused personage his due, on the occasion to which we are about to
allude, he adhered to his word like the gentleman Shakspere has declared
him to be, for, as at seven o’clock the very small curtain of the very
“minor” theatre at Tickletown drew up, and the limited orchestra, with
a hoarse, eccentric, and _ad libitum_ bass, left off playing, four
distinguished-looking young gentlemen entered the stage-box, and
arranged the drapery in such manner that, themselves unseen, they might
alike be able to witness the performance and criticise the house, which,
in virtue of its being the fascinating-Courtenay Trevanion’s (_alias_
Jack Sprattly’s) benefit, was crowded by all the rank and fashion of
Tickletown.

Any person who had very closely observed this same box, might have
perceived peeping from under the corner of the red curtain nearest
the stage, a little, eager, restless, excited face, watching with the
deepest and most engrossing interest every trifle that occurred, as
though it presented some great and striking novelty. Had the looker-on
been of a speculative turn of mind, he might have wondered why this
little, bright face, which ought naturally to have expressed nothing but
childish delight and surprise, should have had this expression marred
by an anxious, scared look, which occasionally passed across the boy’s
intelligent features. To the reader, however, this evidence that Hugh
Colville was feeling slightly ill-at-ease, even in the midst of his
enjoyment, need present no mystery. But as the play proceeded, and Polly
made her appearance, looking like a single angel, and singing like a
whole covey of them, interest and delight overpowered conscience; and
when Jack. Sprattly came on in jet black boots and moustachios, and
bright red coat and cheeks, and swaggering about the stage as Macheath,
and looking so charmingly impudent, sang in a rich rollicking tenor,
“How happy could I be with either,” toll-derolling at the end with a
devil-may-care joviality, which produced him three several encores, Hugh
Colville’s delight waxed to such a pitch that he mentally decided, if
the Doctor had suddenly appeared, armed with his stoutest cane, and then
and there varied the performance by flogging him before the faces of the
assembled audience, the exquisite pleasure he enjoyed would have
been cheaply purchased at even that frightful cost. Then followed a
pantomime! Hugh’s first pantomime!

Juvenile reader whose first pantomime is yet to come, mark my words, the
words of one who speaks from experience! You look forward eagerly, no
doubt, to the wonderful time when you shall be a grown-up man, and do as
you please, which you firmly believe will involve always sitting up till
three o’clock in the morning; riding a prancing horse all day; eating
unlimited plum-pudding without uncomfortable consequences; and having
that very pretty little girl next door, with whom you danced--and, in
your small, unassuming way, flirted also--at the children’s ball last
Christmas, grown up into a beautiful wife for you, who will always do
exactly what you wish with her, and never go near Howell and James’s at
any price. You have heard poets and other licensed story-tellers rave
about there being

                   “Nothing half so sweet in life

                   As love’s young dream;”

or prate of the delights of ambition; the charms of fame; the pleasures
of hope and of memory; the satisfaction of a good conscience; or the
inestimable blessings of domestic felicity--which, in a general way,
means buying cradles, paying taxes, and settling bills:--you may have
heard all this, and believed much or little of it, as your bump of
veneration happens to be largely developed or otherwise. But what I am
going to tell you is a “great fact;” and do you remember it, and act
upon it accordingly. The happiest time of your life ought to be,
and probably therefore will be, the glorious night on which you, a
light-hearted, merry child, witness your first pantomime!--and you may
go with my compliments to Papa and inform him that I say so.

At all events, Hugh Colville felt strongly that until he had seen a
clown he had been ignorant of the real dignity of human nature, or
the sublime heights to which, properly cultivated, it was capable of
soaring. Columbine also (as enacted by that houri, Rosetta Matilda
Slammock) impressed him with a deep sense of the sylph-like grace and
ethereal purity of woman,--all but the very pink calves of her seraphic
legs, in regard to which, beautiful and praiseworthy as they were,
viewing them in the abstract as mere bounding, pirouetting, sliding,
and gliding machines, he could not help indulging some scruples of
conscience, mentally classing them with unpaid-for toffy, clandestine
nine-pins on Sunday, and the few other examples of the “pleasant, but
wrong” principle, which had come within the limits of his juvenile
experience; and he was just considering that, if Heaven had vouchsafed
to place him in the proud and enviable position of her elder brother, he
should have mildly remonstrated against her making such a very prominent
feature of her legs; when to his surprise and regret, Virtue suddenly
triumphed amidst ablaze of fireworks, and Vice being punished in the
person of the Lurid Wizard of the Forty-locked Murderer’s Cavern, who
was dragged by three supernumerary fiends-to a naughty place under the
stage, the curtain fell, and all was over.

The next phase of the evening was to Hugh one strange and uncomfortable
scene of inexplicable confusion. Biggington, Norman, and his
companions, went behind the scenes, under the auspices of Jack Sprattly,
who did not look nearly so brave and glorious out of his scarlet coat;
and Hugh followed them for fear of being lost, receiving at their hands
much the same kind and degree of attention that a little dog would have
met with.

Of all miserable, desolate, chaotic-looking places, the stage of a
theatre in _dishabille_ is one of the most forlorn. The incomprehensible
machinery for scene-shifting, the frightful backs of all the brilliant
effects, the dirt, the smell of the lamps, the ropes, the rubbish,
the dangerous trap-doors, the tired, sleepy carpenters, the haggard,
snobbish actors, and, worse than all, the pale, hollow-eyed actresses,
with their forced, heartless laughter--a very mockery of mirth--of
all places for destroying illusion, commend me to the region behind
the-scenes as the most dismally effectual.

Biggington, Norman, and Stradwick, having disappeared somewhere within
the mysterious precincts of the green-room where they remained long
enough for Terry to jump over everything, and tumble down everywhere,
and set wrong bells ringing in all kinds of unexpected places, and
have a terrific combat with nobody in virtue of a “property” sword
and buckler wherewith he had illegally armed himself--the party
re-assembled, and without further delay proceeded to “The Bull.”

This remarkable quadruped must have been, in his interesting lifetime,
a most rare and wonderful creature, at least, if he at all resembled his
portrait, which hung creaking on a species of jovial gibbet in front of
the hostelrie bearing his name. The picture certainly _may_ have been a
likeness, but as it represented the bovine original got up, regardless
of expense, in richly-gilt hoofs and horns, with his tail twisted over
his back in the shape of a horizontal figure of eight, ending in a
bright golden flame, while such a cluster of Hyperion curls waved over
his massive-brow, as involuntarily to suggest the idea of his wearing
one of those false fronts, paraded by self-deluding old ladies in the
forlorn hope of deceiving society on the score of their undesirable
longevity, we can scarcely conceive the artist to have adhered to nature
with a proper degree of pre-Raphaelite severity. Be this as it may, the
present proprietor of the Bull had exerted all his energies to provide
a supper commensurate with the dignity and gullibility of the givers
of the feast; and Hugh Colville’s eyes sparkled with delight, when the
goodly array of nice things first met his gaze; for, though by no means
greedy, he was still almost a child, and was a hungry school-boy into
the bargain--need we say more?

Then arrived Courtenay Trevanion (_alias_ Jack Sprattly) and the young
ladies, who from a strict sense of propriety, which was one of their
marked characteristics, had refused to come unless they might be allowed
to bring with them Mrs. Belvidera Fitz-Siddons as _chaperone_. This
great lady, for such she was in every sense of the word, had done
the heavy tragic business for many years with immense _éclat_, until
latterly she had grown too heavy even for that, which fact had been
painfully impressed upon her by reason of her constantly, at harrowing
moments of heart-rending despair, disappearing suddenly from before
the streaming eyes of the astonished audience down traps calculated to
support mortals of moderate (but not immoderate) weight. Finding that
these unexpected disappearances tended to impart a burlesque character
to her acting, rather than to increase the pathos thereof, Mrs. B.
Fitz-Siddons had wisely restricted herself to such parts as suited her
advanced years; and now having, by the trifling addition of sixpence
weekly to his salary, bribed the call-boy to chalk B. T. (beware traps!)
upon all dangerous footing, she still shone in the elderly comic line,
and played Mrs. Malaprop and Mrs. Backbite to delighted audiences. For
the rest, this illustrious woman rejoiced in a pair of large, bold,
uncomfortable black eyes; a man’s voice, slightly the worse for
wear, and----and a little failing she had in regard to liquor; stiff
horse-hair-like curls, which might have been her own only that she had
a harmless scruple against wasting money on paying her bills; and
a generally hooked outline, so essentially Israelitish, that
her green-room cognomen of “Mother Moses” appeared by no means
inappropriate. Of the young ladies we will only say that, like _all_
young ladies, they were irresistible.

Just at first starting, matters appeared a little dull and unpromising;
the fact being that the two elder Tickletonians, not finding, when put
to the test, that they were quite such thorough men of the world as they
imagined themselves, suffered under an uncomfortable inability to
make small talk; while Jack Sprattly, possessing a most inconvenient
appetite, was so engrossed with the good cheer before him, that
conversation, under the circumstances, became a physical impossibility.

As the supper progressed, however, and more especially when the
champagne (which really was not bad for Tickle-town) had made two or
three rounds, affairs began to brighten. Mrs. Fitz-Siddons, unlike the
voracious Macheath (which hungry highwayman still continued to demolish
a supper more fitted for forty thieves than for one), was able to eat,
drink, and talk at the same moment; and soon, by the cheerful, not to
say jolly, style alike of the sentiments she expressed and of the manner
in which she expressed them, succeeded in placing the “young people,” as
she called them, upon a more friendly footing.

“Cora-lee, my love,” she began (and be it observed, parenthetically,
that this, noble woman spoke with a slight Irish brogue--a philological
fact to be accounted for only by the hypothesis, which she herself
had started on a particular occasion, when she was suffering from a
temporary nervous affection which confused her speech and imparted a
slight unsteadiness to her gait, viz., that her mother must have been
an Irishman), “Cora-lee, my love! don’t ye see Mr. Biggington waiting to
take wine with ye; thank ye, sir, since you’re so very pressing I’ll not
refuse; only up to my thumb, if you please, sir” (as she spoke, she,
with delightful unconsciousness, ran her thumb up the glass as the wine
advanced, until her digit and the champagne reached the brim
simultaneously). “Your health, Mr. Norman, sir; O-phaliur, my darling,
the same to the fortunes of the colville family. Go you;--it’s the
cavalry you’re going into, Mr. Norman, they do tell me, and it’s an
ornament you’ll be to the ridgimint--fine men they are, the Lancers. I’d
a brother in them once; maybe you’ll have heard tell of Major
Fitz-Siddons? Six feet six did he stand in his stocking-soles, till he
fell gloriously leading a forlorn hope at the siege of--of--bless the
name of the place! now I can’t for the life of me lay my tongue to it.”

“Troy, perhaps,” suggested Terry, politely.

“Belleisle, more likely,” put in Jack Sprattly; it was the first word
he had uttered since they sat down, and he had a largish tartlet in his
mouth as he spoke;--swallowing the morsel, he continued in a whisper to
Biggington, next to whom he was seated--

“The major was no major at all, but only a private, and was drummed out
of the regiment for stealing the captain’s shirts.”

Having once found his tongue, which was not until he had more than
satisfied even his uncompromising appetite, Jack proceeded to make use
(we can scarcely in conscience say, good use) of it, to relate all sorts
of anecdotes, theatrical and otherwise, of which the wit was so small
as scarcely to deserve the name, while what ought to have been the moral
was rather the reverse.

Then, quite by accident, another gentleman connected with the theatre
called to speak to Mr. Sprattly, so of course he was invited to join
them, and proved a great acquisition to the party, as it was generally
reported of him that there was no subject, grave or gay, human or
divine, on which he could not perpetrate a bad pun; and certainly on
that evening he did his best, or more correctly, his worst, to justify
popular opinion. And thus a vast amount of nonsense was talked, and many
bottles of wine drunk, until Norman conceived that the time was ripe for
the execution of his project.

It has before been intimated that the apparent friendship existing
between Biggington and Norman was based upon a most false and hollow
foundation,--the truth being that the cock of the school, who was
older than Norman, had, in times past, availed himself of his superior
strength to bully, and impose insults and indignities upon, his junior,
under which the proud spirit of the embryo lancer had chafed, until a
deep thirst for revenge was excited, which he only waited a favourable
opportunity to satisfy. During the previous year, a change had taken
place in their relation to each other. Biggington having grown up, was,
by the immutable laws of nature, prevented from growing any higher,
while Norman, in obedience to the same laws, grew steadily after him
until he also had attained the full stature of man; while, although of a
slighter build, he had so strengthened his frame by athletic exercises,
that he was now no contemptible antagonist even for the colossal
Biggington. That the bully himself was aware of this fact, may be
gathered from the extreme care with which he avoided giving Norman an
opportunity of picking a quarrel with him--a line of policy which, until
the evening in question, had proved most successful. Norman, although
apparently enjoying himself to the utmost, and constantly hastening
the circulation of the decanters, contrived to drink very little wine;
Biggington, on the other hand, who was essentially animal in his tastes,
indulged freely, until the effects became unmistakably apparent in his
flushed cheeks and rapid, thick utterance. During the earlier part
of the evening he had devoted his attentions to the amiable and
accomplished Juliet Elphinstone (_alias_ Betsy Slasher) as he found that
young lady, who was of a singularly affable, not to say free and easy,
disposition, least trouble to get on with; and Biggington hated trouble.
But as Coralie’s diffidence vanished before the influence of the
champagne, and the polished compliments which Norman from time to time
addressed to her not unwilling ears, she laughed and displayed her
white teeth and uttered piquant nothings in the prettiest broken English
imaginable, till she appeared altogether so fascinating, that Biggington
began to perceive he had made a mistake, which the wine he drank
rendered him determined at all hazards to remedy.

Norman, who watched him closely, remarking this, redoubled his
attentions to Coralie, and Biggington’s dissatisfaction and
ill-temper became so unmistakable that they were observed even by
Mrs. Fitz-Siddons, whose troublesome nerves were again beginning to
inconvenience her, as was evinced by a slight disposition towards the
unromantic spasmodic affection popularly termed winking, with which
she punctuated (so to speak) her sentences. Feeling desirous that so
agreeable an evening should end as harmoniously as it had begun, she
tossed off a final bumper of claret (Mrs. Fitz-S. was great at claret),
and, turning to the young ladies, began--

“Cora-lee, my love--O-phaliur, my darling, all that’s bright my dears,
must (_wink_)--the fondest hearts must part; ‘parting is such sweet
sorrow,’ you remember! Not another drop, I’m obleeged to ye, Mr.
Biggington, sir--well, if you will have it so I suppose I must (_wink_);
we weaker vessels you know--”

“Hold as much as the strong ones,” interposed Jack, “and carry it off a
precious sight better too, and no mistake,” he added _sotto voce_ to his
punning friend, glancing towards Biggington as he spoke.

In the meantime, the young ladies having risen, were looking for
their bonnets and mantles. Terry, whose strong point was activity, had
discovered Miss Ophelia’s shawl, and, with many grimaces as of a polite
monkey, had placed it over her shoulders; and Norman was about to
perform the same friendly office by Coralie, when Biggington sprang
to his feet, and advancing with a slight unsteadiness in his gait,
exclaimed in a hoarse, angry voice--

“Give me that shawl directly, Norman; I intend to escort Miss Coralie
home.”

“Excuse me,” was the quiet reply; “having found the shawl, I shall not
yield the privilege of placing it over the fair owner’s shoulders, to
you or any one.”

“Won’t you?” returned Biggington, with an oath; “we’ll soon see that!”
 and as he spoke he grasped the shawl with one hand, while he attempted
to push Norman aside with the other.

Drawing back to avoid his grasp, Norman whispered to Terry, “Watch and
see who strikes the first blow, and then lock the door and put the key
in your pocket.”

Irritated at the tenacity with which Norman still retained his hold on
the shawl, Biggington pressed angrily forward, when, by putting out
his foot, Norman contrived to trip him up, while, by a slight push, he
caused him to lose his balance, so that he reeled and would have fallen,
had not Jack Sprattly caught him just at the critical moment. Rendered
furious by the laugh which followed his discomfiture, and losing sight
of his habitual caution from the effects of the wine he had drunk,
Biggington’s savage nature blazed forth in all its full ferocity, and,
springing forward with a bound like that of some wild animal, he aimed a
blow at Norman’s head, which if it had taken effect as it was intended,
would have ended the struggle at once.

But Norman was prepared for such a salute, and, dodging aside, received
the blow on his shoulder, whence it glanced off innocuously; then,
before his antagonist could recover his guard, he rushed in and planted
a well-directed hit on his face, in a direction which was certain to
render him the proprietor of a black eye for the next week to come, at
the very least. Thereupon ensued a grand shindy. Terry, in obedience
to Norman’s directions, having recorded in the tablet of his memory the
fact that Biggington had struck the first blow, hastened to lock the
door and secrete the key; having accomplished these feats, he called
out, “A ring! a ring!” at the same time exhorting the combatants to
take it sweetly and easily, and to fight fair, and like gentlemen of the
sixth form.

The two girls, frightened out of their affectation, shrank into the
farthest corner of the apartment, where they clung to each other in
speechless terror. Mrs. Belvidera Fitz-Siddons, considerably flustered
(no other word could express her exact state of mind so graphically), in
trying to get out of the way, fell first over, and finally upon, a sofa,
where, after making one or two abortive efforts to rise, she remained
uttering incoherent ejaculations to which no one paid the slightest
attention.

Jack Sprattly made a feeble and futile attempt to bring about a
reconciliation; but his friend--who, from being invariably cast as
the benevolent uncle, or philanthropic benefactor, in all the genteel
comedies, had, by a not unnatural reaction, acquired a sanguinary and
democratic habit of mind--drew him back, muttering in a theatrical
whisper--

“Let the serpent-brood of haughty aristocrats prey upon each other,
Jack; there will be more room in the world for the honest sons of
labour.”

In the meantime, after a short but spirited rally, the combatants came
to the ground together, when Terry picked up Norman and gave him a knee,
while Stradwick, frightened out of his wits (the few he possessed), did
the same by Biggington. Five or six rounds ensued; but as Norman, who
was, to begin with, the most scientific pugilist, appeared perfectly
cool and self-possessed, while Biggington was furious with rage, and
excited and bewildered by the wine he had imbibed, each round terminated
in Norman’s favour; he having escaped any disfiguring blow, while his
antagonist’s countenance already showed marks of severe punishment. When
the seventh round commenced, and Norman again succeeded in planting
a well-directed hit on the bridge of his adversary’s nose, it became
evident that the bully’s temporary courage was failing him, and that one
or two more rounds would completely exhaust it.

By this time the landlord of the inn and his myrmidons had been aroused
by the noise, and were clamouring at the door demanding admission; but
so effectually had Terry hidden the key, that Jack Sprattly, unable
to find it, was reduced to shout to them to burst the door open. This,
however, was more easily said than done, for the door was made of stout
oak, and he fastenings were strong and in good repair.

In the eighth round Biggington, rendered furious by pain, pressed so
hard upon Norman that, in avoiding his blows, he entangled his foot in
the carpet, and stumbled, while at the same moment a left-handed hit
from his opponent catching him on the side of his head, brought him to
the ground so violently that, when raised on his seconds knee, he stared
wildly about him and scarcely appeared conscious where he was; but a few
moments served to restore him, and when time was called, he sprang
to his feet with an expression of countenance which showed he meant
mischief.

Biggington, elated by his success, fought with more energy and spirit
than he had shown in the last round or two; but in attempting to end
the conflict by a tremendous hit, he overreached himself, and Norman,
seizing his opportunity, drew back his arm, then flinging it out from
the shoulder, with the force and rapidity of a sledge-hammer, caught his
antagonist a crashing blow between the eyes, before which he went down
like a shot, and when time was again called, he remained stunned and
insensible. At the same moment the fastenings of the door suddenly gave
way, and the landlord and his wife, supported by the entire _dramatis
personae_ of the establishment, appeared upon the scene of action in
various attitudes of terror and amazement.



CHAPTER IX.--THE DISCOVERY.

Ernest Carrington sat in the retirement of his little study, and gave
himself up to thought. His scholastic labours were over for the day, and
with a head too tired for mental occupation, and a heart too full of the
great problem of existence to find pleasure in frivolous amusements, he
sat resting his aching brow upon his hand, pondering the mighty enigma
of human life in general, and his own individual experience of it in
particular. He thought of the aspirations of his boyhood, of the bright
hopes of his later youth, and mentally compared them with the dark
reality of his manhood; he called to mind the dreams of greatness which
he had pictured to himself--not the-false and hollow greatness of mere
rank and riches, but the true greatness of living to become a benefactor
to his species; the greatness which he sought when he took upon him
the duties, and privileges, and responsibilities of his sacred calling;
greatness the praise whereof is uttered by the lips of widows and
orphans, and written on broken and contrite hearts, to be transferred
thence, by an angel’s hand, to the Book of Life. And then, for he was
young and loving-hearted, he thought of softer, brighter visions; of a
fair ideal being, with an angel’s brow and a woman’s form, who should
pass by his side through life, and, loving him more than all things else
save the GOD who gave them, to each other, should meet him again, and
be his reward in Heaven, where perfect bliss could be ensured by the
certainty that they should part no more. And in what had these bright
visions ended?--a life of solitary drudgery. Even independence, the one
thing that sweetens labour--the power of carrying out his own ideas of
right and wrong--even that, by his subordinate position, was denied to
him. And why was all this? What wrong had he committed, to deserve
so severe a punishment? Why was he condemned to this mental
prison-discipline, this alternation between psychological oakum-picking
and solitary confinement? Nay, was not his present position, the result
of his own unselfishness and liberality? If he had not given up his
patrimony for the benefit of his sisters, nor relinquished his claim
upon the entailed property, he would have possessed a fair income, on
which he could have lived comfortably until he should have met with some
ecclesiastical preferment, the duties of which would have afforded him
the opportunities he sought of devoting himself to the good of others.
If not permitted to exercise the talents committed to him to the glory
of God, why was he born into this world at all? Poor Ernest! he had yet
to learn that hardest of all lessons, to an eager, energetic spirit: he
had yet to acquire belief in the great truth, that

                             “------They also serve

                             Who stand and wait.”

But his trial was more nearly ended than he was aware of even as he sat
there late into the night, pondering on the evils of his position
but perceiving no means of escaping from them, the very fact of his
unaccustomed wakefulness constituted the first link of the chain of
events which was to bring about his deliverance. Days afterwards this
idea struck him, and taught him a useful lesson.

The great clock in the school-room had just proclaimed, for the benefit
of the blackbeetles, crickets, and mice then tenanting the apartment,
the interesting fact that it was two a.m., and Ernest, weary and
dispirited, had just determined to put himself and his troubles to bed,
when he recollected he had left some Greek exercises, which he had to
look over before the school opened the next morning, lying on his desk
in the school-room. Anxious not to disturb any one, he substituted a
pair of soft slippers for his boots; and knowing exactly the spot in
which he had left the papers, he determined to dispense with a candle.
Feeling his way cautiously, he descended the stairs and reached the
school-room without any _contretemps_--but here a difficulty arose, for
some one had moved the papers. Recollecting he had some lucifers in
his desk, he was preparing to light a taper which he kept there for
the purpose of sealing letters, when a sound, as of footsteps in the
play-ground, caught his ear:--he paused to listen;--the steps appeared
to come nearer, till at length they approached the outer door;--from
the sound it was evident that there were two or three persons. When they
reached the door, they paused and spoke to each other in a low whisper;
then Ernest became aware, from the altered nature of the sounds, that
some one was climbing into the loft over the stable; his first idea was,
that they were common pilferers, intending to steal the Doctor’s oats;
but it occurred to him that there might be some communication between
the loft and the dwelling-house, and that they were burglars attempting
to effect an entrance; desirous of obtaining a more certain knowledge
before he gave any alarm, Ernest remained motionless, listening to the
sounds without. Suddenly, a noise above him caused him to look up; as
he did so, a small window in the skylight was cautiously opened, and a
boy’s head and shoulders were thrust in;--seeing this, Ernest
stooped down so as to become hidden by the rails of the desk. Having
reconnoitred the apartment, and imagining it untenanted, the owner of
the head and shoulders noiselessly drew in the rest of his small person;
then, hanging by his hands, he allowed his legs to drop, till, with his
feet, he was enabled to reach the Doctor’s desk, which was considerably
higher than any of the others; he next closed the window, and silently
gliding down the slope of the desk, by the aid of a high stool gained
_terra firma_.

Ernest’s first impulse was to collar him, but on second thoughts he
determined to wait, and let the affair develop itself a little further.
Having reached the ground, Hugh (for of course the reader has long since
surmised that it was that misguided child) crept cautiously to the outer
door, and withdrew the bolt; as he did so, Ernest noiselessly crossed
the apartment, and, when the door opened, seized the first person who
attempted to enter. A short, but severe struggle ensued, which ended
in Ernest’s favour: finding himself foiled in his endeavours to free
himself from the young tutor’s grasp, Norman (for he it was) observed
quietly--

“Let me go, Mr. Carrington, you have half strangled me: I shall not
attempt to escape.”

“I’ll take good care of that,” returned Ernest drily, releasing his
grasp on his antagonist’s throat, though he still retained his hold on
his collar. “Oblige me by walking across the room,” he continued:
“I must take measures for securing your companions in this nocturnal
adventure, as well as yourself.”

So saying, he conducted Norman to the door of the schoolroom which led
to the interior of the house--this he locked--then, still retaining his
hold on the prisoner’s collar, he rang a bell which communicated with
the Doctor’s private apartments. In the meantime, perceiving farther
concealment to be impossible, Biggington, leaning on Stradwick’s arm
and Terry’s shoulder, entered considerably the worse for wear, and flung
himself doggedly on a bench. The sound of approaching footsteps soon
broke the uncomfortable silence which followed the capture of
Norman. Ernest unfastened the door, and Dr. Donkiestir, followed by a
man-servant with a lantern and a thick stick, hastily entered.

“Ha! Mr. Carrington! Norman! What is all this? What is all this?” he
exclaimed, as his eye fell upon the two most prominent figures.

In a few words, Ernest explained his own share in the matter; then
setting Norman at liberty, he crossed his arms on his breast, and,
leaning against a high desk, left the Doctor to finish the adventure.

“In the first place, who have we here?” inquired the head-master,
sternly. Receiving no answer, he took the lantern from the servant, and
held it so that the light fell in turn on the faces of the different
delinquents, remarking as he did so--“Norman! I believed you to have
been too much of a gentleman to have been mixed up in an affair of this
kind--you have disappointed me; go to your room, I shall speak to you
to-morrow. Biggington! why what is the matter with him?” throwing the
light of the lantern full upon his swollen and discoloured features, he
continued--“Why you’ve been lighting, sir, and are partly intoxicated!
Disgusting! you shall disgrace my school no longer. Stradwick! with
Biggington, of course. At all events, I am glad to perceive you are
sober--fighting is a vice I never suspected you of. Terry! have all the
pains I have taken with you led to no better result than this? but I
suppose you chose to copy Norman, even in his faults! And lastly, who
is this poor child you have suborned to aid you in your nefarious
practices? The younger Colville! your brother should have prevented
this!”

Poor Hugh, his worst fears realized, had been crouching close to Terry
(the most goodnatured of the party) in an agony of apprehension; but, at
this insinuation, all his love for Percy, together with the innate sense
of justice which was one of his best traits, rose up within him, and, at
any cost, he hastened to repel it.

“Percy knew nothing of it; knows nothing yet,” he said; “I have deceived
him; and it will serve me right if you flog me to death, sir, but do
not be angry with dear Percy!” and here a burst of tears chocked his
utterance.

The Doctor was as much affected as a school-master can be.

“Poor child!” he replied; “do not be alarmed for your brother; if he is,
as you state, ignorant of this business, he has nothing to fear. You may
all,” he added, raising his voice--“you may all depend upon my acting
with the most strict and impartial justice; and now to your dormitories
instantly. I shall investigate this affair most scrupulously to-morrow.”

So saying, the Doctor withdrew, courteously but stiffly bowing to
Ernest; leaving the man-servant, with the thick stick and the lantern,
to see the delinquents safely to bed; where it is but charitable to
desire for them a good night; a consolation we can scarcely expect them
to obtain, however much we may “wish they may get it.”



CHAPTER X.--THE TRIBUNAL OF JUSTICE.

It cannot be a pleasant thing to be going to be hanged--however
thoroughly you may be aware that you deserve it--however clearly you may
perceive that it will be for the good of society, nay, possibly, looking
beyond the present moment, for your own good also; yet the stubborn fact
must ever remain the same--it cannot be a pleasant thing to be going to
be hanged!

Now, although as the law at present stands they do not exactly hang
refractory or disobedient schoolboys, yet there is a process analogous
thereunto, though milder in degree, termed flogging, to which such
juvenile offenders are occasionally subjected; and this process it was
which, as Hugh Colville sobbed forth his penitence and remorse on his
brother’s neck, loomed large in the distance, and hung over him, and
weighed upon him, and crushed him down into a very abject and desponding
condition indeed. It was not simply the pain (though that constituted a
large and uncomfortable item in his depression) that frightened him, but
the publicity, the exposure, the disgrace, were more than he could
bear to contemplate;--while Percy, cut to the heart by his brother’s
misconduct, yet sympathising with a bitter intensity in his dread of
the probable consequences, could only comfort him with feeble hopes of
commutation of punishment, which his reason belied.

Poor little Hugh! how deeply did he repent having yielded to the
temptation; how bitterly did he reproach himself for having deceived
Percy; what vows of amendment did he register, if only he should escape
that dreaded flogging; and how pale did he turn, and how sick at heart
with apprehension did he feel, when the bell rang for morning school,
and he knew that, before it broke up, his fate would be decided!

As the boys assembled in the great schoolroom, it was evident by their
eager, excited faces, and by a general amount of subdued whispering,
that the news of the _escapade_ of the previous night had transpired,
and all eyes were fixed on Norman, Stradwick, and Terry (Biggington
did not appear); even Hugh Colville came in for a degree of observation
which served still more to embarrass and distress him.

As the clock struck eight, the Doctor, followed by the other masters,
entered; and the cloud that hung upon his brow was-without the smallest
vestige of a silver lining, and appeared so awful and portentous as to
strike terror into the stoutest hearts The moment prayers were ended,
the head-master rose and said, in a clear, stern voice--

“Before school commences, I have a painful duty to perform. Regardless
of my express prohibition, certain scholars of the sixth form have
ventured to break through the regulations of the school--which do not
permit any of the boys to be out at night--and have been to the theatre,
taking with them one of the younger boys, who, on their return, was put
through a window, and made to unbolt the school-room door, in order to
admit them, How they employed their time after they quitted the theatre,
I have yet to discover; but they did not return till two o’clock in
the morning--one of them in a disgraceful state of intoxication. As the
whole school is aware of my orders, and the manner in which they
have been disobeyed, I consider it salutary that they should also be
witnesses of my method of dealing with the culprits, so as at once
to vindicate my authority, and to mark my disapprobation of their
rebellious and ungentlemanly conduct.”

The Doctor then resumed his seat, and continued--“Let those whose names
are mentioned step forward--Biggington!”

There was a moment’s breathless silence, and then, with trembling knees,
downcast eyes, and guilty, sheepish manner, Stradwick replied, that
“Biggington was too ill to leave his bed.”

“I am not surprised,” was the reply. “Let Norman, Stradwick, Terry, and
the younger Colville stand forward.”

With a proud, haughty bearing, Norman advanced, and placed himself
immediately in front of the head-master’s desk. Crestfallen and sulky,
Stradwick shambled after him. A moment’s delay took place ere Hugh could
muster sufficient physical strength to tear himself from his brother’s
side: while Percy was near him, he felt some degree of security; but
Terry put his arm round him, and whispering, “Cheer up, young’un,
flogging’s nothing when you’re used to it, and I dare say the Doctor
will let you off easy--never say die!” half led, half carried him to the
tribunal of justice.

“You are the eldest, Norman,” observed the Doctor, fixing his stern
glance upon him; “and I will therefore deal first with you. Whatever
faults you may possess, I have never known you tell me an untruth, and
therefore I shall, for the satisfaction of myself and of those around
me, ask you one or two questions, which you are at liberty to answer or
not, as you may prefer. In the first place, do you admit the truth of
the accusation brought against you?”

“Yes, sir,” was the quiet self-possessed reply, in a tone neither
disrespectful nor penitent.

“Have you any objection to give me an account of the expedition,
especially how you passed the evening after you quitted the theatre?”
 was the next inquiry.

Norman paused for a moment, in thought, ere he answered, “My only
objection, Doctor Donkiestir, would be the possibility, of betraying my
companions; but it appears to me that as you saw and recognised us on
our return, and are acquainted with the main facts of the case, the
little I shall have to add will tend rather to help than to injure them.
For private reasons of my own, I proposed to Biggington to go to the
theatre last night, and devised a scheme by which we might accomplish
our purpose; but the loft window being too small to admit the passage of
a man’s body, I bribed little Colville to accompany us by a promise
of taking him to the play, which he had missed the other morning,
forbidding him to tell his brother lest he should prevent him. We
slipped out after five o’clock school, Stradwick and Terry accompanying
us; went to the theatre, and supped afterwards at a tavern with some
of the actors and actresses; towards the end of the evening, Biggington
insulted and struck me; I returned the blow, and we fought; in the last
round, a hit I made stunned him, and it was some little time before he
recovered sufficiently to walk back; as soon as he was able to do so, we
returned--of the rest, you are yourself aware, sir.”

When Norman had left off speaking, Doctor Donkiestir paused for a moment
ere he replied.

“Your account completely agrees with all the facts I have been able to
acquire in regard to this disgraceful affair. You admit the truth of the
accusation brought against you, and by your own statement confess that
you were the originator of the scheme; you have also demeaned yourself
so far as to quarrel with a youth in a state of partial intoxication,
and as it appears to me, availed yourself of his incapable condition to
punish him most severely. It has always been a chief object with me, and
one in which I have been in many instances most successful, to induce
the elder scholars to set a good example to the younger ones; up to the
present time, I have been well satisfied with you upon this point; I am
the more surprised and disappointed at your late gross misconduct. My
duty is clear. No kind of subordination could be kept up in the school
if I were not to visit such an offence as that of which you have been
guilty, with the most severe punishment it is in my power to inflict--I
have, therefore, resolved to expel you and Biggington. You may now
resume your seat, and, when school is over, come to my study, where
I shall acquaint you with the arrangements I propose to make for
your immediate departure. Stradwick, have you anything to say in your
defence?”

Stradwick, thus appealed to, remained uneasily shifting from leg to leg,
until at last he bleated forth, in a half-crying tone of voice--

“If you please, sir, I went because Biggington went.”

As the abject parasite uttered these words, a furtive smile went the
round of the school, but the Doctor’s face relaxed not’ a muscle as he
said sternly--

“I have long observed with displeasure the weak and servile manner in
which you have imitated the worst points in Big-gington’s character; I,
therefore, cannot do better than afford you a practical lesson how, by
participating in his vices, you must also share in the punishment they
entail. You I shall also expel--sit down. Now, Terry, how came you to be
of this party? Heedless and imprudent I have long known you to be, but
disobedient I have never before found you.”

For a moment Terry hung his head, and a tear glistened in his clear,
blue eye; dashing it away, he raised his face to that of the Doctor, as
he replied earnestly--

“It was the fun and excitement of the thing tempted me, sir; and I never
thought about how wrong it was, till it was too late for thinking to be
of any use. I am most of all sorry to have disobeyed you and forfeited
your good opinion, and, if you will but give me a chance of regaining
it, I’ll cheerfully bear any punishment you like to inflict.”

The head-master paused ere he answered--

“I will take you at your word; I shall not expel you, but degrade you
to the lower school. On every holiday and halfholiday during this
half-year, you will remain in, and employ your time in construing and
learning by heart six hundred lines of Greek tragedy; and, lastly, you
are forbidden to contend for any of the prizes before the holidays. If
it were not against my rule to administer corporal punishment to boys
in the fifth and sixth forms, you would scarcely have escaped so easily.
Resume your place, sir. Now, Hugh Colville, tell me the truth: did the
elder boys force you to accompany them, or merely induce you to do so by
promising to take you to the play?”

Poor Hugh! all eyes were turned upon him as, hastily swallowing his
tears, he replied--

“Biggington promised me a thrashing if I refused to go; but it wasn’t
that, sir; it was the play did it, sir: I did so want to see a play.”

For a moment a faint gleam of pity passed over the Doctor’s face, but
had vanished ere he resumed--

“I am sorry that I feel it impossible to look over this, your first
offence;--you are so young a child that I believed and hoped you had
scarcely been in a position to exercise your own free will in this
instance; that, in fact, you had been merely a passive instrument in
the hands of your elders; but this does not appear to have been the
case--you evidently, being aware of my orders to the contrary, were
persuaded to share in this expedition in order to witness a play; and
you studiously concealed your intentions from your brother, because he,
being older and steadier than yourself, might have interfered to prevent
you from going, which you well knew that he would disapprove of. I
consider this so reprehensible that, in justice, I am bound to punish
you for it, and the only punishment likely to make much impression on
one of your age and character, and to inspire you with a salutary dread
of, and respect for properly constituted authority, is a flogging, which
will be administered to you in private, as soon as morning-school breaks
up.”

Hugh, who had listened to the Doctor’s address as if life or death hung
upon his words, clasped his hands together in an agony of supplication
as his worst fears became realised; the head-master, however, who had
hurried over the latter part of his speech, as though he had mistrusted
in some degree his own resolution, turned hastily away, and began
arranging the papers on his desk; and poor Hugh, finding all hope shut
out from him, crept back to his brother’s side, and burying his face on
Percy’s shoulder, gave way to a burst of passionate but silent weeping.

During the Doctor’s address to Hugh, Norman, who during the whole of
his own examination and sentence had appeared perfectly cool,
self-possessed, and almost indifferent, began for the first time to
evince symptoms of uneasiness:--when the decree for the flogging was
promulgated, he unconsciously bit his lip, and clenched and unclenched
his hand convulsively; but when Hugh burst into tears, he rose and said
in an eager, excited voice--

“I beg your pardon, Doctor Donkiestir, but I believe, in fact I am
certain, this poor child was assured that if the affair came to your
knowledge, he should be protected from the effects of your displeasure.”

“By those who, for their own selfish purposes, were leading him into
evil, I presume?” inquired the Doctor. Norman making no reply, he
continued:--“Did _you_ tell this little fellow such an untruth--pledging
yourself to that which you knew you were unable to perform?”

“If I did not actually say so, I allowed it to be said in my presence
without contradicting it, which amounts to the same thing, sir,” replied
Norman, colouring.

“I am glad to see that you have sufficient right feeling left to be
ashamed of your heartless and unmanly conduct,” resumed the head-master;
“and I can devise you no more fitting punishment, than to show you
by practical experience, how powerless you are to counteract the evil
consequences of the wrong you have committed. Your appeal only confirms
my decision in regard to little Colville.”

Norman had hitherto succeeded beyond his expectations in his
cleverly-devised scheme. His object had been to secure two points:
first, to wreak his revenge on Biggington, by forcing him into a
struggle, for which he had been for some weeks past privately
training himself under the auspices of a retired pugilist, who kept a
public-house in the neighbourhood; and, secondly, to be expelled for so
doing, by which event he should be enabled to join the regiment to which
he had been appointed, and upon which all his hopes and wishes were
just now centred, four months sooner than he otherwise could have done.
Accordingly, till Hugh Colville, for whom he had taken a decided liking,
was sentenced to be flogged, Norman had been inwardly congratulating
himself on his success; but the fact of being unable to protect this
child, to whom he had by implication pledged himself, wounded his
pride and self-respect to such a degree, that, as the Doctor had truly
observed, no more effective punishment could have been devised for him.

In the meantime Percy had been working himself up into a dreadful state
of mind. The reflection that Hugh, his lost father’s darling, who had
scarcely had a cross word spoken to him in his lifetime, and even since
he had been at school (owing to his own watchfulness, and the rough
good-nature of their cousin Wilfred Goldsmith), had never received an
angry blow--the reflection that Hugh, his pet, everybody’s pet, was
sentenced to be flogged, was more than he could bear with equanimity.
What could be done to save him? He glanced inquiringly towards Wilfred,
but that knowing young gentleman shook his head despondingly--the case
was beyond his skill; determined to risk a last appeal, he half rose
from his seat, but the Doctor’s quick glance detected the movement, and
he said in a decided, but not an unkind tone of voice--

“Sit down, Percy Colville; I am doing what is best for your brother’s
future interests, and my decision is irrevocable. I will not hear
another word on this subject from anybody,” he continued angrily,
perceiving that Percy still seemed inclined to remonstrate.

Ernest Carrington’s desk was so situated that he could not only see each
movement of the two Colvilles, but could actually hear every word they
spoke to each other; thus he became aware that, at the moment in which
the Doctor addressed Percy, Hugh started, and made a manful effort to
subdue his tears.

“Hush, Percy,” he said, in a broken whisper, “hush, dear, he will be
angry with _you_. I daresay I can bear it; it’s only the disgrace
I’m thinking of, and that somebody may tell mamma of it, and make her
unhappy, perhaps.” And here, despite his efforts, a sob choked his
utterance.

Ernest caught the import of the whisper, and at the same moment he
became aware of a timid and appealing glance from Percy, which Hugh also
observing, a new light broke in upon him; for the first time,--believing
equally in Ernest’s will and power to assist him,--a hope of deliverance
suggested itself to him; and, with a piteous, expressive little face,
in which every passing thought and emotion could be read as in an open
book, he also fixed his large tearful eyes imploringly upon Ernest’s
countenance.

And Ernest?--in his own private mind, he had all along considered the
Doctor injudiciously severe in regard to Hugh--he had duly estimated the
strength of the temptation, and the poor child’s weakness--he had also
perceived the depth and sincerity of Hugh’s repentance; and now his
promise to do his best to befriend the orphan boys, and the recollection
of the fact that he had been the involuntary instrument of Hugh’s
detection, recurred to him with a force that was irresistible, and
springing from his seat, he said--

“Doctor Donkiestir, I fear the petition I am about to urge may be
opposed to the etiquette of the school, but I ask, as a personal favour,
that Hugh Colville may not be flogged.”

The Doctor’s brow grew dark, but self-restraint in speech had long since
become habitual to him.

“I believe,” he said, “I believe I have clearly signified my wish that
no further attempt to influence me in Hugh Colville’s favour should be
made.”

“I am aware of your prohibition, sir,” returned Ernest, completely
carried away by feeling, “but I have pledged myself to befriend these
orphan boys, and I will not fly from my word; I therefore again ask as a
personal favour that Hugh Colville shall be let off.”

The Doctor’s lips worked convulsively, but by a great exertion of
self-control he a second time restrained himself from any outward
expression of anger.

“I grant your request, Mr. Carrington,” he said gravely, “your position
as second master in this school necessitates my doing so. How far
your having urged it proves you to be unfitted for that position, is a
question which I have yet to consider. Hugh Colville, you may thank Mr.
Carrington for your escape from a well-deserved flogging: I hope the
narrowness of this escape may impress you for the future, and that,
while under my tuition, you may never again merit so severe and
disgraceful a punishment. And now let the sixth form come up to me in
mathematics.”

And so the scene ended. Ernest had redeemed his word, and saved Hugh
from a flogging, but at what amount of personal sacrifice remained yet
to be proved.



CHAPTER XI.--LOSS AND GAIN.

Sir Thomas Crawley paced up and down his handsome library, a prey to
anxiety!--much depended on the turn events might take over which he had
no control, but which yet must exercise a great and lasting influence
on his future career. A ministerial crisis was at hand, and the party
to which Sir Thomas belonged would either be turned out, or would retain
their position reinforced by a coalition with some of their opponents,
and thus become stronger than they had ever before felt themselves. If
they went out, Sir Thomas was prepared, cleverly and respectably, to
“rat,” and come in again with the opposition; but if they remained
in, he was equally prepared to adhere to them with the most unshakable
fidelity, and to make himself as generally useful and agreeable as
in him lay: either way he trusted to see his services rewarded by a
baronetcy, and he was only waiting for this desirable consummation,
to make an offer of his bad heart, and dirty hand, to the ugly younger
daughter of a very aristocratic, disagreeable, old nobleman. If he
succeeded in all this, he told himself he should have reached the height
of his ambition, and mentally promised his conscience (for, reader,
he had a conscience as well as you and I, though-we, in our superior
sanctity, regard it as a poor limp, damaged, washed-out piece of goods,
and look down upon it accordingly, like two fine old English Pharisees
as we are) to give up sneaking, and shuffling, which he called tact
and policy, and live virtuously ever after, as became a member of the
aristocracy--thus fitting himself to proceed, _via_ the family vault,
to take possession of some equivalent for the Ashburn estates in another
world, in regard to which he was fain to own that his title at present
was a little---just a very little--doubtful. What a bad man Sir Thomas
was, to be sure! How lucky, dear reader, that you and I are so much
better than he!

But Sir Thomas had two friends in the ministry, Messrs. Tadpole and
Taper (the Right Honourable Benjamin Disraeli knows them, and has made
notable mention of them in his tale of “Coningsby”), whose views were
exactly in accordance with his own, _i.e._--to take the best possible
care of their own interests, and (whenever that purpose could be best
insured by their _so_ doing) of each other’s also; and Sir Thomas
had that morning received the following note, marked “private and
confidential,” from his friend Tadpole:--

“Dear Sir Thomas,--I have just learned, from an _unmistakable quarter_,
that it is Lord ---------‘s (naming the Premier for the time being)
intention to apply to you for your living of Ashburn for the nephew of
Mr. ----------, the colonial Bishop of Boreanigger. The coalition is
still quite upon the cards, so it would scarcely be advisable to say
‘no;’ while, if they go out, which is more than probable, to say ‘yes’
would be certain to give offence where you would least wish to do so.
I would therefore suggest that, if you have not already filled up the
vacancy, it would be _most desirable_ to do so without delay, and you
will thus avoid the difficulty--_verbum sat_.

“I am, dear Sir Thomas, yours very faithfully.

“A. Tadpole.”

“P.S. You will kindly bear in mind that clerkship in the Woods and
Forests; young Grig, Mrs. Tadpole’s nephew, is a very promising lad, and
in good hands might do credit to his patron.”

Sir Thomas read and re-read the letter. How fortunate that Tadpole had
ferreted out this information! but for that he might have been forced
to commit himself irrevocably to the wrong side--horrible idea! Yes,
Tadpole was right: the living must be disposed of without an hour’s
delay: who should he give it to? It must be some one without political
influence or connection, Zest he should give offence to either party! At
this moment, from one of those strange chances which occasionally appear
to determine the whole destiny of a lifetime by the agency of a mere
trifle, Sir Thomas knocked some papers off his desk, and as he stooped
to pick them up, the card Ernest Carrington had sent in some weeks
before fell from among them. He raised it, and regarding it fixedly, as
though he were scrutinizing the person whose name it bore, muttered--

“Young Carrington, he is in the Church--why should not he do? He might,
of course, be had at a minute’s notice;--£800 a year would be a fortune
to him;--besides, there’s policy in the thing--I find North Park (a farm
of some five hundred acres) is in the entail; if he were to get scent
of it, and could obtain access to the papers, he might claim it any day;
his boyish, chivalrous scruples are sure to wear out; this would bind
him to me by the the of gratitude: he is just one of those hot-headed,
romantic dispositions that are always absurdly grateful. Gad! I could
not have hit on a fitter person; I’ll write to him at once: I’ve got
his direction, somewhere”--as he spoke, he began tossing over papers and
letters in search of the missing direction. “A very good thought,” he
continued; “I could see through that young fellow in a minute; he may
be managed as easy as a child, if you only take advantage of his weak
points. I like ’em of what they call an open disposition; they show
you their whole hand at starting; it’s your close, crafty, quiet dogs
that are the hardest to deal with. I shall make a point with him that
he gets every farthing out of that proud, haughty Mrs. Colville, and her
conceited, stuck-up minx of a daughter; they’ve looked down upon me, and
never liked me, I know: they’ll be sorry for it some day.”

Ernest Carrington, when he returned to his rooms after morning school,
found two letters on his table. The first he opened was from Dr.
Donkiestir, and ran as follows:--

“My Dear Sir,--It is with considerable pain that I feel it ny duty to
urge upon you the propriety of resigning your position, as Mathematical
and Classical Master, at the school of which I have the honour to be
Principal. As regards talent and acquirements, I have never before had
so able an assistant, but there are other qualities necessary in the
onerous position of second-master of such a school as that over which I
have, since its establishment, presided, which are equally important.
In these qualities, the injudicious manner in which you this morning
allowed, what I admit to have been an impulse of generous feeling, to
hurry you into a breach of scholastic discipline, which a more hasty man
than myself might have construed into a personal insult, proves you to
be utterly wanting. It is to avoid the possibility of your again placing
both yourself and me in such a false and difficult position, that I
thus reluctantly press upon you the advisability of your immediate
resignation. When a few more years shall have passed over your head,
maturing your judgment, and tempering your impulsive disposition, I can
conceive you will prove eminently qualified for the responsible, yet
interesting office of an instructor to youth. In the meantime, I would
advise your looking out for a curacy, or a situation as tutor to some
young nobleman about to travel. I shall have much pleasure in giving you
unexceptionable testimonials for such a purpose, or in furthering you.
interest, to the extent of my power, in any other manner you may point
out.--Awaiting your reply,

“I remain, dear Sir,

“Yours very faithfully,

“John Hannibal Donkiestir, D.D.”

“So that is my reward for my philanthropy, is it?” was Ernest
Carrington’s mental comment as he finished perusing the Doctor’s letter.
“Well, I daresay I did wrong to interfere, but I should hate myself if
I could have sat by and watched the expression in that boy, Percy
Colville’s, beautiful face, or listened to that poor little child’s
heart-broken sobs, and not tried to help them--I’m glad I’ve saved the
little fellow, at all events; no more teaching for me; I’d sooner go
out as a missionary, and try to wash blackamore heathens into piebald
Christians than that. Well, now for a curacy, hard labour, and genteel
starvation on £80 a year; never mind, I shall be my own master, at all
events, and may do some good amongst the poor people: no drudgery can
be worse than this horse-in-a-mill life I have been leading of late.
A letter from Sir Thomas Crawley. What can he want of me? I’ve no more
birthrights to sell for a mess of pottage;” and with such hard, but not
unnatural, thoughts running in his brain, he broke the seal, and read as
follows--

“My dear young Kinsman,--Ever since I had the pleasure of making your
acquaintance, and learning the very sensible views you hold on all
topics, political and religious--views which agree so remarkably with my
own--I have been turning in my mind how best I may assist you, and
have come to the conclusion that I cannot better discharge my duty as a
patron of ecclesiastical preferment, than by offering you my living of
Ashburn, now vacant. The parish contains from six hundred to six hundred
and fifty souls, and the living is worth eight hundred per annum, with
a parsonage-house and glebe attached; you will thus be rendered
independent of any pecuniary difficulties, and able to apply your mind
entirely to that deeply interesting subject, the religious and social
improvement of the labouring classes. I have only two provisos to
make:--one is, that if you approve of the position I offer you, you will
signify your acceptance of it by return of post (my reason for this I
will explain satisfactorily when we meet); the other, that you
promise to urge your claim upon the estate of the late incumbent for
dilapidations in the house and glebe. I am sure you will agree with me,
that the Church is bound, in this latitudinarian age, to protect her
property; and I can bestow’ my living upon no one who will not give me a
distinct pledge upon this point.

“I remain, my dear young kinsman,

“Your affectionate friend and relative,

“Thomas Crawley, K.C.B.”

Poor Ernest! The revulsion of feeling was almost too much for him, and
in his contrition for the hard thoughts he had entertained of Sir Thomas
Crawley, he dashed off a hasty letter, full of generous feeling and
overflowing with gratitude, in which he thankfully accepted the living,
and pledged himself to see full justice done to the interests of the
Church as embodied in the Ashburn Rectory dilapidations: he was sorry
for it afterwards, when---- but we must not anticipate.



CHAPTER XII.--THE ROSEBUD SKETCHES FROM MEMORY.

Reader! dear reader! nay, on the chance of your being a young lady,
and, therefore, necessarily charming, we will go the whole length of
the adjective, and say at once, dearest reader! (of course, asking your
pardon for the liberty, and feeling quite sure you are only too ready to
grant it, because you are such an amiable sex) don’t you think--(by the
way, how very becoming that new plan of plaiting a pig-tail of your back
hair, and twisting it round like a coronal over your front hair, is to
you--it gives quite a Classical, Grecian, Etruscan, and all that sort of
thing, style to your _contour_)--don’t you think, dearest reader, that
we have for much too long a time lost sight of, and practically ignored,
and altogether cruelly and abominably deserted, and neglected, the
Rosebud of Ashburn? and she all the while, in the self-denial of her
nature (a species of self-denial, by the way, which would be very
generally practised and become exceedingly popular, if we were but
sufficiently philanthropic to divulge the recipe), has only been growing
prettier and more fatally fascinating every day.

Oh, that dangerous, irresistible little Rosebud! There she sat, looking
as demure as if she wasn’t always ready to smash any amount of hearts
into the smallest possible pieces, on the shortest notice imaginable,
toiling busily over an absurd little crochet purse, which she was
manufacturing literally “by hook and by crook,” against Mr. Selby’s
birthday, when she intended to present him with it “to keep all his
sovereigns in;” though if he could have kept _all_ his sovereigns in
that pretty little folly, the said folly would very soon have had a
sinecure, and poor Mr. Selby have been a ruined snob, instead of a
prosperous one.

Now, we do not object to mention in confidence, though we should
not wish it repeated, that the Rosebud, albeit a most dutiful and
affectionate daughter, had, since the boys went to school, found her
life very dull and monotonous, and was getting decidedly “hard up” for
excitement;--pleasurable excitement would, of course, have been her
choice, but even a little mild persecution would not have come amiss, in
this dearth of variety: she had expected Sir Thomas Crawley would have
given away the living, and some horrid interloper have arrived to turn
them out of house and home long ere this, but no; day after day passed
by without producing even the ghost of an incident, and the unfortunate
and victimised Rosebud was reduced to sit by herself and look pretty,
without any one to reap the benefit thereof. What a cruel situation for
a vivacious Rosebud!

Mrs. Colville had been absent nearly an hour, and Emily, who stayed
at home to get on with her crochet (for the next day was the eventful
birthday, and she was alarmed lest her offering should not be ready in
time), had been all by her small and pretty self, and had croched away
so hard that she had croched herself into a headache;--perceiving this
to be the case, she laid down her work and fell a thinking, and having
nothing agreeable to reflect upon in the present, she began to “try
back,” till she had mentally jibbed as far as the day when she, and her
friend Caroline, had been frightened by the footpad, and rescued by an
interesting young stranger, whom you and I, dearest reader, know to have
been Ernest Carrington, although the Rosebud was still in ignorance of
that fact. From sheer listlessness and want of anything better to think
about, Emily began speculating as to whom her deliverer could possibly
have been, and whether, by any odd chance, she should ever meet him
again, and if so, whether he would recollect her, or she him, when it
occurred to her to try if she could remember his features well enough
to sketch them. Emily had rather a talent for taking likenesses, so she
provided herself with a pencil and a piece of paper, and drew away till
she had produced, what an auctioneer would have termed, a “splendid
portrait of a nice young man.” Having accomplished this feat, she held
up her performance to scrutinise it, drawing back her head and bending
her slender neck from side to side, like some graceful bird, till she
got the light to fall properly upon her sketch,--“Yes, I think that
is very like him,” she said, “only it hasn’t got quite his
expression--there was something so calm and--spiritual, I suppose it
would be called, in his look; he was very handsome, certainly; I wonder
who he could be!” Resuming her pencil, she added two or three finishing
touches, then appended to it her initials, and the date, with the
intention of adding it to a select gallery of portraits of remarkable
ball-partners, and other heroes of her imagination, which reposed
inviolate within the sacred precincts of her writing-desk; but, at this
moment, the house-door opened and Mrs. Colville entered, so hastily that
Emily had only time to thrust her portrait between the leaves of the
nearest book (which happened to be a volume of Blair’s Sermons), ere her
mother had joined her.

“Mamma, you are tired,” she said, as Mrs. Colville, hurriedly drawing
off her gloves, seated herself on the sofa; observing her more
attentively, she continued, “You look pale, and---- You are not ill? Has
anything happened?”

Mrs. Colville smiled faintly. “I am not ill, darling,” she said,
“but--but--the new rector is appointed, and we must leave this house
next week;” and overcome by the idea of quitting the home where she had
passed so many happy years with him who was no more, but whom she had
loved, nay, _still_ loved so well (for hers was one of those rare and
true affections which only _begin_ on earth), the widow burst into
tears. In an instant, Emily flew to her side, quietly removed her
bonnet, and then, with the delicate instinct of a true woman’s nature,
feeling that her sympathy could best be shown by silent tenderness, she
gently drew her mother’s head towards her till it rested on her bosom,
and suffered her to weep unrestrained. But Mrs Colville, although on
this occasion the suddenness of the shock had overcome her habitual
self-control, was by no means a weak character, and she soon recovered
herself.

“I did not mean to distress you thus, dearest,” she said “but the
announcement was made to me so abruptly; Sir Thomas--I do not wish to
speak against him--but he is not a man of any delicacy of feeling.”

“He!” interrupted Emily, “he has no more feeling than the most obdurate
old paving-stone that ever refused to be macadamised.”

“He has certainly not shown much consideration towards us in our
sorrow,” returned the widow, “but I bear him no ill-will: he only exacts
his legal rights, and I have no business to blame because nature has not
gifted him with delicate perception. But I was going to tell you: Mr.
Selby received a note from him this morning, saying--but here it is; Mr.
Selby gave it to me to show you.”

As she spoke, Mrs. Colville placed the note in her daughter’s-hands. It
ran thus:--

“Dear Sir,--I have at length found a suitable person on whom to bestow
the living of Ashburn. The new incumbent will read himself in on Sunday
next. I presume, from the length of time which has elapsed since the
late rector’s decease, that his family have quitted the parsonage.
Should this not be the case, will you apprise Mrs. Colville of my desire
that she should do so with as little loss of time as possible. The
gentleman to whom I have given the preferment, holds most strongly
the same views as myself, as to the necessity of guarding against the
deterioration of Church property, and has, at my suggestion, written to
Mrs. Colville’s solicitor, to announce his intention of claiming, to the
utmost farthing, the sum due for dilapidations; which debt I depend upon
you to see liquidated. You will oblige me by doing everything in your
power to facilitate all arrangements the new rector may wish to make. I
leave Ashburn early to-morrow for London; therefore shall be glad to see
you this evening, when I can explain my intentions more fully.

“I remain, dear sir,

“Yours, &c.,

“Thomas Crawley, K.C.B.”

“What a cruel, heartless letter!” exclaimed Emily; “and this horrible
new rector appears to be as unfeeling as his patron, but of course Sir
Thomas lias picked out some dreadful old creature like himself; he had
better have given the living to dear, tiresome Mr. Slowkopf than to this
unpleasant man. But mamma, dearest, what is to become of us?”

“Mr. Selby advises my taking the cottage on the common,” was the reply:
“it will just hold us and the boys, and I do not wish to quit this
neighbourhood, at least till Percy is old enough to leave school.”

“Well, the plan has its advantages; it would break my heart to leave
dear Caroline, certainly,” rejoined the Rosebud, musing; “the worst
feature in the case is this dreadful new rector--I’ve taken a thorough
aversion to him already--it is so unpleasant to dislike one’s clergyman!
I know he will be horrible, I’ve a presentiment about him, and my
presentiments always come true.”

And so the Rosebud chatted on, partly to make up for her long silence,
and partly to divert her mother from the sad thoughts which she could
see were still depressing her, till Sarah coming to lay the cloth
for their frugal meal, she tripped off to get ready for dinner, quite
forgetting a certain portrait she had sketched; and Mrs. Colville, being
of a neat and orderly disposition, perceiving a stray volume of Blair’s
Sermons lying about, put it, and all it contained, away in its proper
place in the book-shelves.

Saturday came, and with it the new rector; he was to stay at Mr.
Selby’s till the rectory was ready for him. Despite her prejudices
and presentiments, the Rosebud was decidedly curious to see him, and
actually made a pretence to gather some flowers for the drawing-room
(although they were to leave on Monday), in hopes that, hidden behind
the great laurel, she might catch a glimpse of him in the act of
arriving, Caroline having told her by what train he was to travel. But
unfortunately, after waiting a quarter of an hour, she had just gone
into the house for the garden-scissors, when the railway fly drove
past, and her utmost endeavours only enabled her to catch the retreating
outline of--a black leather portmanteau. Before she went in, however,
Mr. Slowkopf, who in his heavy way was always extremely gallant towards
the Rosebud, made his appearance, clad in his best suit of black (which
was inferior to any other clergyman’s worst), on his way to dine _chez_
Selby, and be introduced to his new rector; and hearing from the young
lady (who looked upon him in the light of a half-childish grandpapa,
or thereabouts) that she wished to learn something of the appearance,
manners, habits, customs, zoology, pathology, ethnology, and general
statistics, of the illustrious stranger, he promised to look in for five
minutes on his way home (being Saturday night, he should come away very
early), and report progress.

Of course Emily told her mamma of this arrangement, and of course Mrs.
Colville smiled, and called her a silly little goose for not having
patience to wait till to-morrow; adding that, for her own part, she was
used to Mr. Slowkopf, and should be sorry to see any one else in his
place; and then with a sigh she quitted the room.

Ten o’clock came, and with it Mr. Slowkopf, who looked and felt rather
peculiar, which might be accounted for by the fact that his usual
beverage was spring water, but that, on the evening in question, he had
been prevailed upon to drink two or three glasses of wine. Instead
of creeping into the most lonely corner of the apartment, and finding
something uncomfortable to sit upon, he advanced boldly into the room,
and saying cheerfully, “Well, you see, ladies, here I am,” he drew an
arm-chair exactly between Mrs. Colville and the fire, and seated himself
thereupon, chuckling with the air of a man conscious of a good joke,
but completely in the dark as to what might be the nature or subject
thereof.

The Rosebud was so deeply affected (in what manner we leave our readers
to guess) by this unaccountable behaviour, that she dared not trust
herself to speak; so Mrs. Colville, seeing that the curate appeared
likely to chuckle himself to sleep without making any further attempts
at conversation, began--

“Well, Mr. Slowkopf, are your never going to satisfy our curiosity?”

Thus abjured, that individual started, looked round in confusion,
and then in some degree relapsing into his usual manner only smiling
vacantly all the time, he said--

“Before I can comply with your request, my dear madam, I must inquire
to what particular subject the curiosity to which you allude especially
applies?”

“Oh! Mr. Slowkopf, you’re only trying to tease,” exclaimed Emily,
recovering her voice and her curiosity simultaneously. “Of course about
the new rector: what’s he like? come tell us--quick!”

“He’s like,” replied the curate, pausing on each syllable, as if
conversation were an electric telegraph office, and he had to pay extra
for every additional word he uttered--“he’s very like--most other young
clergymen.”

“Then he _is_ young?” continued Emily interrogatively: “is he tall,
gentlemanly, handsome?”

“He’s not, at least as far as I observed--but such things don’t make
much impression on me” (“I wonder what _does!_” was Emily’s _sotto
voce_ comment)--“but I should say, he’s not what would be generally
called--hard-featured. I only hope,” he continued solemnly--“I only hope
that he may turn out sound: there was something I didn’t like about that
Hock.”

“Indeed!” returned Emily, looking very grave, with the exception of her
eyes, which were laughing wickedly, “incipient spavin, perhaps.”

For a moment Mr. Slowkopf gazed at her in sheer amazement; then a faint
consciousness of her meaning gradually dawned upon him, and he replied--

“Similarity of sound has not unnaturally misled you in regard to the
import of my observation, Miss Emily: the Hock to which I alluded was
not, as you conceive, the elbow-joint of a horse’s hind-leg, but a
choice sample of Rhenish wine, hospitably produced by Mr. Selby for our
gratification; in regard to which Mr. Carrington was pleased to observe
that it was not the only good thing that came from Germany--a remark
which I conceived might refer to the German school of theology, whence,
by logical progression, I was led to doubt the soundness of the new
rector’s doctrinal views.”

And having delivered himself of this ponderous explanation, Mr. Slowkopf
rose up as suddenly as if he had been propelled by a spring, after
the fashion of that much-enduring public character Jack-in-a-box, and
abruptly taking leave of the two ladies, broke his shins over a chair,
and was gone.

“Why, mamma dear, what has come to the creature?” exclaimed Emily: “is
he going entirely to take leave of the few senses wherewith nature has
so scantily endowed him?”

“You’re too pert to him, my love,” was the reply; “he’s a very excellent
young man; and always drinking water at home, is naturally more elated
by a glass or two of wine, than a less abstemious person would be.”

“Oh! that is the secret, is it--the wretch; I shall send him some
teetotal tracts to-morrow. I’ve got ‘A Voice from the Pump,’ and ‘Cold
Comfort for chilly Christians,’ still left: they’ll suit his case
charmingly.”

And so saying, the incorrigible Rosebud tripped off to bed where,
straightway falling asleep, she dreamed, that being in church, and the
new rector turning out to be a fine young piebald centaur, she clearly
perceived, as he cantered up the pulpit stairs, whisking a most
unclerical switch tail, that he was decidedly spavined in the off
hind-leg.



CHAPTER XIII.--AN ‘ELEGANT EXTRACT’ FROM BLAIR’s SERMONS.

An unfortunate necessity existing to compress this our veracious
history of “the Fortunes of the Colville Family” within the limits
of one small volume, a great many incidents on which we would gladly
expatiate can merely be sketched in outline, while we must leave the
reader’s imagination to till in the details.

Amongst these “fancy portraits” must be included the pretty face of our
little heroine, characterised by the look of astonishment with which
she recognised, in her new spiritual pastor, the handsome hero of the
footpad adventure, together with the becoming blush consequent upon the
discovery.

Another leaf of the sketch-book must be devoted to Percy and Hugh’s
first return for the holidays, and their delight in renewing their
acquaintance with their kind friend and protector at Tickletown,
together with the consequent intimacy which ensued between the cottage
and the rectory.

The new incumbent soon won “golden opinions” from rich and poor. Sir
Thomas Crawley, who had wriggled himself into the new ministry, and
obtained the appointment of envoy to the court of one of the German
potentates--a position which he hoped would secure for him the baronetcy
as a retiring pension--had taken up a superstitious notion that his
success was a reward for the good action of appointing Ernest Carrington
to the living of Ashburn; and in order still to propitiate the tickle
goddess, he continued to heap favours upon his _protégé_, till worthy
Mr. Selby, unaccustomed to such freaks of benevolence on the part of
his patron, began to fear the air of Germany had produced some strange
effect upon Sir Thomas’s brain.

Mr. Slowkopf, too, had gradually arrived at the conviction that Mr.
Carrington was “a most praiseworthy and remarkable young man,” and, once
assured that he had no lingering affection for modern Teutonic heresies,
he yielded himself to the-fascinations of his rector’s manner and
address, and became one-of the most devoted of his admirers.

Faithful to his pledge, Ernest exacted every farthing of the
dilapidations to which he had a legal claim; but then he took-at a
valuation Mrs. Colville’s furniture and live stock (comprising Samson
the pony, an orthodox and superannuated cow, some fine old Protestant
cocks and hens, the annual pig, and the perennial yard-dog, which latter
individual always barked at the wrong time, _would_ go to church, and
howl at the singing-psalms, whenever he could get loose, and cost rather
more to feed than did his new master), and, trusting to the widow’s
ignorance of business matters, contrived to pay a sum for these
conveniences which made the dilapidations fall very lightly upon her
pocket.

Whether Mrs. Colville was more clear-sighted than he-expected, or
whether his kind interference to protect Hugh from punishment, of which
she heard an account from Percy, had won her heart, certain it is that
the dislike with which the widow was prepared to view her lost husband’s
successor, soon changed to an almost maternal regard for the young man
who so well performed the duties which Mr. Colville’s death had left
unfulfilled. The only person who appeared insensible to the merits of
this general favourite, was the capricious little Rosebud; but she, very
early in the session, seceded to the opposition benches, and constituted
in her own pretty person a formidable minority of one.

Nearly two years had elapsed since our tale began, and Percy and Hugh
were again at home for their Christmas holidays. The party, consisting
of Mrs. Colville and Emily, the two boys, their cousin Wilfred--now
promoted to tail coats and a stool in the paternal counting-house--and
the rector and curate, who, having _happened_ to look in, had been
asked to stay to tea, were gathered round the fire in the snug little
drawingroom in the cottage. There had been a pause in the conversation,
of which Mr. Slowkopf availed himself to address the Rosebud.

“It is a singular and remarkable fact, Miss Emily,” he-began in his
usual deliberate manner: “it is a most singular and remarkable fact,
that, intimate as I have long had the-privilege of being in this family,
I never, until this morning when Master Hugh obligingly gave me an
account of the transaction, was aware of your having been alarmed by a
footpad, And providentially rescued by the benevolent interference of
our excellent rector here and as he spoke he indicated Ernest by a
flap of his larboard fin, with about as much grace as a seal might have
displayed under similar circumstances.

“Ay, what was that?” inquired Wilfred Goldsmith, eagerly. “Tell us about
it, Shortshanks” (an elegant Tickletonian sobriquet for Hugh): “I like
to hear of shindies.”

Thus appealed to, Hugh, nothing loth, proceeded to give a full, true,
and particular account of the adventure; which, as Ernest was aware
that he must have derived his information originally from the Rosebud
herself, he listened to with a quiet smile,--more particularly when he
heard himself described asa tall and graceful young man, of singularly
prepossessing appearance.

“Well, it was a plucky thing well done, and I give you credit for it,
Mr. Carrington,” was Wilfred’s comment, as Hugh concluded.

“Really I’m quite overpowered,” returned Ernest, with an affectation
of extreme humility: “my poor exertions were a great deal too humble to
deserve an eulogium from Mr. Wilfred Goldsmith.” Wilfred, who since we
last heard of him had altered only by becoming in every respect “rather
more so,” winced slightly, for he knew that Ernest was laughing at
him:--lest any one else should make the same discovery, he hastened to
divert attention by attacking his fair relative.

“You must have been finely astonished, Cousin Emily,” he said, “when
you recognised the interesting knight-errant-peeping over the
pulpit-cushion.”

“Did you know him again directly, Emmy?” inquired Hugh.

“Of course she did,” rejoined Wilfred. “Do you think she did not dream
of the features of her gallant deliverer twice a week regularly for the
next half year, at least?”

“Indeed, I did nothing of the kind, you absurd boy!” exclaimed the
Rosebud, eagerly. “As well as I remember, I did happen to recognise Mr.
Carrington, but I really wonder that I should have done so; for I was
so dreadfully frightened on the first occasion, that I could think of
nothing but the horrible man who had attempted to take my money and as
the proud Puss uttered this slightly apocryphal statement, she gave her
head a little pettish toss, which meant a great deal, and expressed its
meaning unmistakably--at least so thought Ernest Carrington; and the
grave expression of his face became graver than ever.

“Talking of falling among thieves,” began Mr. Slowkopf, addressing
Ernest, “reminds me of the last time I met you.”

“Complimentary, very,” muttered Wilfred, _sotto voce_.

“We were then discussing the subject of white lies, as they are called,”
 resumed Mr. Slowkopf; “now I have since recollected a passage in one of
the sermons of that learned and excellent divine, Blair, which affords
a curious commentary on what we are saying. I cannot remember his words,
but you’ll find it in the fourth sermon in the second volume.”

“We have Blair’s Sermons,” remarked Mrs. Colville; “they are on the
book-shelves by you, Mr. Carrington, if you wish to refer to the
passage.”

“The second volume, I think you said, Slowkopf?” inquired Ernest, taking
down the book as he spoke. Receiving an affirmative grunt, the young
clergyman turned his chair, so that the firelight fell strongly on the
book, leaving his face in shadow, which circumstance prevented the fact
from transpiring, that scarcely had he opened the volume when he gave a
sudden start, then coloured violently, and then examined the page before
him most carefully and minutely. Having completed his investigation,
he turned over two or three leaves, and, in his usual voice and manner,
read aloud the paragraph to which the curate had referred.

In the meantime, Hugh, by dint of coaxing, had inveigled his mother into
providing the materials for a bowl of snapdragon, wherein, to his great
delight, Mr. Slowkopf was induced solemnly, heavily, and perseveringly,
to burn his reverend fingers in fishing out almonds and raisins, which
he invariably dropped, for Hugh to pick up and eat. Just when the fun
was at its highest, and even Mrs. Colville joining heartily in the
chorus of laughter, Ernest approached the Rosebud, with the volume still
in his hand, and said quietly--

“Pray, Miss Colville, do you ever study Blair’s Sermons?”

“Oh, I have read some of them,” was the reply; “but why do you ask?--are
you afraid I shall find you out if you appropriate the worthy man’s
ideas?”

“On the contrary, he appears to have appropriated something of mine,”
 was the answer.

“Indeed! and what might that be?” returned the Rosebud, wholly
unconscious of the dangerous ground upon which she was treading.

“Only, as Mr. Slowkopf judiciously observed, a very singular commentary
on the subject we were discussing--white lies!” was the reply; and as he
spoke, Ernest opened the volume he held in his hand and disclosed to
the eyes of the horrified Rosebud, a certain pencil-sketch, with its
tell-tale date and initials, which possibly the reader may not have
forgotten as entirely as the fair artist had done.

In an instant a crimson blush suffused her face and neck, and turning
away her head, she struggled successfully against a strong inclination
to burst into tears; recovering herself, she said hastily, and in a tone
which indicated a mixture of wounded feeling and of anger--

“I consider you have insulted me, Mr. Carrington; it is most
unkind--unworthy of you!”

What Ernest might have replied to this especially unpleasant address,
can never be known; for at that moment, Mr. Slowkopf, in an agony of
digital combustion, overturned the bowl of snapdragon, and, during
the confusion which ensued, Emily contrived to leave the drawing-room
unobserved.

For some reason or other, Ernest did not sleep very well that night; and
the first thing next morning he wrote a note explanatory and apologetic,
to the Rosebud, and having despatched it, sat down to finish his sermon,
but got no farther than “Dearly beloved,” till the messenger returned.
The answer contained his epistle unopened, and the following note:--

“Miss Colville presents her compliments to Mr. Carrington, and begs to
say, that as any discussion of the occurrence of yesterday evening must
be equally useless and painful, she has thought it most advisable to
return his note unread. Miss Colville trusts Mr. Carrington will not
allow this silly affair to influence his manner towards Miss Colville or
the boys, as such an interruption to an intimacy which is so agreeable
and beneficial to them, would prove a source of deep and additional
annoyance to her.”

Ernest was very sorry for what he had done, but he saw this was not
the fitting time to endeavour to repair the breach; so being a sensible
young man, he let the Rosebud have her own wilful way; and when the boys
returned to school, informed Mrs. Colville he was about to prepare a
volume of sermons for publication, which would occupy all his leisure
hours; and that she must not think he meant to cut her, if his visits
assumed the angelic property of being “few and far between;”--as he
said this, he observed the Rosebud’s eyes fixed upon him with a peculiar
expression in them--could it be regret?



CHAPTER XIV.--CONTAINS MUCH DOCTOR’S STUFF, AND OTHER RUBBISH.

Ernest was true to his word--all that spring and summer he worked at
his sermons and his parish, like an ecclesiastical galley-slave, till
the volume was finished, and all the people had become so good, that
if it had not been for christenings, weddings, and funerals, they would
scarcely have required the services of a clergyman at all. Indeed,
carrying out the doctrine of self-denial logically, and to its
fullest extent, we doubt whether a rectory might not be regarded as a
superfluous luxury, a kind of canonical pomp and vanity, and therefore
a stumbling-block to be removed from the spiritual highway of that
super-excellent community.

But writing sermons, and instilling pure and heavenly principles into
the decidedly earthly minds of small shopkeepers and needy agricultural
labourers, albeit a high and sacred calling, considered abstractedly
and as a whole, is yet, taken in detail, a very trying vocation to a man
possessing, in no common degree, a taste for intellectual pursuits, and
a strong appreciation of refined society. Thus it came to pass that one
fine morning (it was the 12th of August) Ernest, having written a report
of a district meeting for the propagation of the Gospel in parts so very
foreign that the propagators themselves would have been puzzled to
find them on the map, leaned back in his chair and wondered how sundry
college friends of his were getting on among the grouse, when a note in
the Rosebud’s handwriting was brought to him. With sparkling eyes and a
slight accession of colour to his pale cheeks, he read as follows:--

“Dear Mr. Carrington,--Mamma is very ill--how ill I do not know--and
fear to learn. Mr. Pillanbill (do you consider him clever?) tells me not
to be alarmed, which frightens me terribly. May I hope you will come
to us--poor mamma is able and anxious to see you, and you will tell me
whether anything else can or ought to be done. Yours sincerely,

“Emily Colville.”

Within ten minutes after the note had reached him Ernest was at the
cottage. Emily received him with a blush and a smile. “How kind and good
of you to come so quickly!” she said. Tears trembled in her eyes. Ernest
had never seen her look so pretty.

“How good of _you_ to send for me!” he replied: “I hope,” he
continued--“I hope it proves that I am forgiven?”

Emily hung her head--“If you please, we will never refer to that again,”
 she said, entreatingly; “I was very proud and foolish, and behaved very
ill; but you are wise enough to forgive, and kind enough to forget: is
it not so?”

Ernest took her hand and pressed it warmly, nor was it immediately
withdrawn.

Mrs. Colville was seriously ill; and having sat with her for some time,
the rector obtained her permission to inquire whether Mr. Pillanbill
would object to meet Dr. Twiggit, and learn if they agreed in their view
of the case, just to satisfy Miss Colville’s natural anxiety.

Mr. Pillanbill graciously consented. Dr. Twiggit resided ten miles off,
and had too good a practice near home to make it worth his while to
poach upon his (P.’s) manor for the sake of a single outlying patient
with a limited purse. So Dr. Twiggit was summoned, and came; he was
a little man, with a large hooked nose and an ornithological cast of
countenance, as of a shrewd fowl. Having strutted and clapped his wings,
and, so to speak, crowed over the apothecary and the Rosebud, and looked
as if he would have liked uncommonly to fight Ernest for a handful of
barley, he entered the sick-room, where first, with two little bright
bead-like eyes, he looked clean through poor Mrs. Colville into the
mattress and feather-bed; next, he stretched out a claw to feel her
pulse; then he pecked at her to make her put out her tongue; then he
shook his feathers and crowed over _her_; and then he chased Pillanbill
round and out of the room for the consultation, which ran thus:--

_Twiggit_.--“Clear case!”

_Pillanbill_.--“No mistake.”

_Twiggit_.--“Hepatico-cerebreosistosis, first stage.”

_Pillanbill._--“Quite so.”

_Twiggit_.--“What have you thrown in?”

_Pillanbill_ hands prescription. _Hydrarg_:--mysterious cipher, looking
like a 3 with two heads--_Rhei: pulvo_:--another cipher, worse than the
first, &c., &c.

_Twiggit_ reads--“Hum! yes, ha! good!” (returns prescription), “can’t be
better--ar--I think that is all to-day, ar--needn’t send for me unless
any symptoms of spiflicatio appear, and then it will be too late; keep
the feet warm, head cool, nourishing slops, bland puddings--but you
know--good morning.”

So saying, the talented M.D., who was in himself a modern instance of
the mythical relation existing between Esculapius and the cock, strutted
out to his carriage a richer man by five-guineas than he had been when
he quitted that vehicle.

Mrs. Colville’s was a very severe illness, and at one time her state
was most critical; but, thanks to a patient and resigned spirit, and an
excellent constitution, after three weeks of intense anxiety to those
who watched over her, she began to show symptoms of amendment. From the
day on which Ernest had received the Rosebud’s summons, to the happy
moment when Doctors Twiggit and Pillanbill took their leave, he had
shown the unceasing affection of a son towards Mrs. Colville, and of a
brother towards Emily. Hour after hour had he attended the sick woman’s
bedside, reading to her or conversing with her on those all-important
subjects that, at such seasons, become invested with a deep and solemn
interest which in our happier moments they too often fail to excite in
our weak and fallen natures. And as Emily sat by, and heard the words of
the inspired volume, rendered yet more beautiful and impressive by the
correct taste, true feeling, and rich mellow voice of the reader; or
listened, as, with a wisdom beyond his years--a wisdom not of this
world--Ernest explained away difficulties, and threw the clear light
of a strong and vigorous understanding on the great truths of our Holy
Religion, what wonder if some of the reverence and affection, which
such teaching must excite in every pure and gentle bosom, grew to cling
around the teacher? Or what wonder, either, that when Ernest saw the
scornful, capricious, half-childlike little coquette, whose sparkling
beauty had charmed his fancy, change, the instant sorrow laid its
chastening touch upon her brow, into the thoughtful, tender devoted
woman,--the ministering angel beside the couch of sickness, whose
gentle, never-failing tact and quiet power of steadfast, patient
endurance, man’s stronger, more energetic nature, may envy, but can
never attain to;--what wonder if, where he had before admired, he now
grew to love?

It is a good thing to love! So much mawkish sentimentality and
bombastic nonsense, so many white-muslined tears and boarding-school
sentimentalities, have been heaped around its counterfeit, that healthy
minds not unnaturally scoff at the passion--until they feel it! and thus
has one of the highest emotions of which our nature is capable, been
brought into undeserved disrepute. A deep, true, earnest, unselfish
affection, such as an honest man (“the noblest work of God”) is capable
of feeling for a woman worthy to call it forth, raises, purifies,
and spiritualises his whole being, enlarges his sympathies, and (by
affording a new motive for exertion) stimulates his faculties, and thus
causes him to do the work he may lay his hand to, better than he would
have executed it without such an incentive. The Apostle tells us, “If a
man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar;” and a great
truth is embodied in the text;--a nature capable of forming a deep,
unselfish attachment to one of God’s creatures, raises its possessor in
the scale of creation, and enables him to adore his Maker and love
his fellows with a zealous earnestness and reality, of which a
self-engrossed character is incapable--therefore, as we began by
saying--it is a good thing to love!

As Mrs. Colville’s recovery progressed, it was Ernest Carrington who
drew her about in her garden-chair, and as she grew yet stronger, it was
on his arm she leaned when, with feeble steps, she began once again to
resume her daily walks; and as, with grateful heart, Emily watched the
colour slowly returning to her mother’s pale cheeks, she almost felt as
if it was to Ernest that she owed her beloved parent’s restoration.

One morning, about a month after Mr. Pillanbill had finally taken leave,
and when every vestige of his first syllable had been swallowed, and his
last syllable (which was a very long one) had been paid, Ernest, whilst
waiting until Mrs. Colville was ready for her accustomed walk, had a
letter with a foreign postmark put into his hand. Emily, who watched him
while he read it, saw him start and change colour.

“Is anything the matter?” she inquired, as he refolded the letter.

“Yes--no--that is, I think you cannot any longer be anxious about Mrs.
Colville: her health, thank God, is perfectly restored.

“Oh yes, I trust so,” was the reply, “but why do you ask?’

“Because I must leave you for a time; and if you felt nervous or
uncomfortable about your mother, we could arrange for Percy to return a
week or two before the holidays--what do you say?--he might be a comfort
to you?”

As Ernest spoke, he stooped to pick up the envelope of the letter, and
thus failed to observe that Emily started and turned pale when he said
he must leave her. The letter was from Sir Thomas Crawley’s valet; his
master was very ill--dangerously ill, he was afraid; he had been unwell
for some time, and had gone to Baden for change of air; but instead of
recovering, he had grown worse every day, until finally, after a long
interview with his medical advisers, he desired Hemmings to write to Mr.
Selby and Mr. Carrington, begging them to come out to him without delay,
and bring with them some clever English physician. When Mrs. Colville
appeared and learned this intelligence, she fully agreed with Ernest
that no time should be lost in setting off; and after a few minutes’
conversation on the subject, the rector rose to take his leave, saying
that he should probably start the next morning.

“Mamma has persuaded me to go for an hour or two to the Selbys this
evening; Caroline would take no refusal, and Miss Plainfille is coming
to sit with mamma. Shall I see you there?” asked the Rosebud, quietly.

“Well then, farewell, dear Mrs. Colville,” exclaimed Ernest warmly,
having answered Emily’s question in the affirmative; “I leave you
in very good hands, and expect to find you stronger than ever when I
return.”

The evening at the Selbys was a very pleasant one, both to Emily and
to Ernest, only instead of two hours, it appeared to last about ten
minutes.

“Mr. Carrington, I’m afraid I must be rude enough to ask you to step
into my office and look at the arrangements I have made for our journey
to-morrow,” observed Mr. Selby, late in the evening.

“Certainly, I will follow you in one moment,” was the reply.

There was a small apartment opening out of the drawingroom, fitted up
as a boudoir for the benefit of Caroline Selby. In this snuggery the
two young ladies had been looking over some water-colour sketches, but
Caroline Selby had just been called away, and the Rosebud was left by
herself. At that instant Ernest joined her.

“Emily,” he said, and his voice was low and tremulous--“Emily, I have
come to bid you good-bye.”

“Must you go already?” was the rejoinder.

“Indeed, I fear so,” returned Ernest. There was a pause, and then he
resumed, in a voice which trembled with emotion, “Emily, we have been
very happy of late.”

“Oh, yes!” she murmured, almost unconsciously.

“And you,” he continued--“you have been very kind and gentle. Emily, you
will not forget me--will not grow cold towards me again?”

She made no reply, but her silence was more eloquent than words. At that
moment Mr. Selby’s footstep sounded on the stairs.

“I _must_ go,” Ernest resumed: “Emily, dear Emily! goodbye;--God bless
you!” He took her soft, warm little hand in his own; she allowed him to
retain it unresistingly: he pressed it, and his heart beat quickly when
he felt the pressure faintly but unmistakably returned. With a sudden
impulse he raised the little hand, still imprisoned in his, to his lips,
kissed it, and tore himself away. As he paused to close the door, a
slight sound caught his ear: could it be a sob?

How long it might have been after his departure ere the noise of
approaching voices roused Emily from the mental abstraction into which
she had fallen, that young lady herself never knew--it might have been
one minute, it might have been ten. When she did awake to a sense of
outward things, the following speech from the lips of Mrs. Selby, a
good-natured, vulgar woman, arrested her attention:--

“And so, ma’am, if Sir Thomas Crawley dies, which my husband fears is
only too probable, Mr. Carrington is as likely to be his heir as anybody
I can think of.”

“And then he’ll go and marry that pert stuck-up Emily Colville, I
suppose” (the speaker was Mrs. Pillanbill, who owned three awful
daughters, unattached); “that girl’s played her cards well, and
no mistake. It was easy to see she set her cap at him from the
first--probably calculated on his being Sir Thomas’s heir all along. Oh,
she’s a deep one, trust her!”

And as the speakers passed on, their words became inaudible in the
distance; but Emily had heard too much for her peace of mind. All night
long she lay awake weeping--for she resolved, if Ernest should be Sir
Thomas’s heir, and asked her to become his wife, she must and would
refuse him, if the resolution broke her heart.

Oh, Rosebud! Rosebud! beware of pride--the sin that peopled hell!



CHAPTER XV.--SETTLES THREE OF THE DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.

Sir Thomas Crawley had sneaked and shuffled through life, and, by doing
so with a degree of talent which if exerted in a righteous cause might
have gained him the love and respect of good men, had obtained the
world’s prizes--rank and riches. But tact and cleverness, rank and
riches, were equally useless to him now, for he had met with an opponent
whom he could neither bribe, nor cheat, nor intimidate, nor cajole. Face
to face with death, all his worldly wisdom failed him. Dying! he could
not believe it--so much yet remained for him to do. If he could but
live for two months longer he should be a baronet--for two years, and he
might have married the proud peer’s daughter, and transmitted the rank
and honours he had won to a long line of descendants. Then, indeed,
then, when he had accomplished his desire, then the idea of death might
not have appeared so monstrous, so impossible. But even then he should
have required a little time to prepare for death. Poor, self-deceived
fool! as if every hour you have lived, every word you have spoken--ay,
and every thought you have thought, were not preparing you for death and
for eternity! It is not what you have achieved that will help you now;
it is what you have been--what you are! The meek and lowly of heart will
compose the aristocracy of Heaven; and the lame, and the halt, and the
blind, who have borne their cross patiently, shall be its mighty ones:
he who best has loved God and his neighbour--he whose life has been one
unconscious preparation for death--he shall reap the reward;--else is
Heaven but a mockery, and death, the “long dark day of nothingness,” the
sceptic’s idea of death, extinction, annihilation, is the only reality.

Sir Thomas Crawley was dying; he knew it before Ernest Carrington
brought the English physician; he knew it when the physician’s eye first
met his own; he knew it when Mr. Selby urged him to sign his will. But
he could not, he would not believe it. He was weak, he said; Germany
did not agree with him; he had worked too hard, and required rest and
society: that was his reason for summoning Mr. Carrington. Had Selby
brought the papers he required?--old Sir Ralph Carrington’s will?--good!
and his own will?--good! Let that be destroyed now, before his
eyes--good!--he should make a fresh one when he reached Ashburn Priory.
But he did not do so, for the very good reason that men in their coffins
cannot make wills, and Sir Thomas reached Ashburn a corpse, and took up
his abode in his family vault, handsomely bound in mahogany and black
velvet, ornamented with a real silver plate, whereupon were engraved a
goodly list of virtues, of which nobody had suspected him when living,
but of which the undertaker always kept a large ready-made supply on
hand, for the benefit of such of his customers as were rich enough
to afford them. Nothing was said about his vices, perhaps because the
silver plate was not half long enough to contain them.

Dear reader, shall you like to have a silver plate? For myself, a little
one of Britannia metal, with “_Peccavi_” engraved upon it, will suit me
well enough; but then I am only a poor author, and if any of my works
should happen to survive me in morocco covers, I shall care little what
sort of boards the hand that traced them lies bound in.

During the time Ernest was in Germany, the Rosebud was decidedly out
of spirits, restless, and anxious; and when the news of Sir Thomas
Crawley’s death arrived, she became so nervous and dejected, that Mrs.
Colville grew quite uneasy about her.

One fine morning Mrs. Selby paid them a visit, evidently full of news.
It soon came out,--she had heard from Mr. Selby; he and Mr. Carrington
would be home the next day; and--would Mrs. Colville believe it?--poor
dear Sir Thomas had died without signing his last will and testament;
so all the property would go, under a former one, to his heir, Mr.
Peter Crawley--a very fine young man, in a large way of business in
Manchester, though of course he’d give up all that sort of thing now.
She, Mrs. Selby, was only sorry on one account, he had never been able
to get it out of Mr. Selby, he was so ridiculously close, but she was
almost certain Sir Thomas had left £20,000 to Mr. Carrington in his
last will, and he would have spent the money so well, it certainly was a
thousand pities; but Mr. Peter Crawley would benefit, and he was such a
very fine young man; a fortunate family the Crawleys were, certainly.

That day at dinner, Mrs. Colville remarked her daughter’s appetite was
returning, and that she began to look like herself again; which she
attributed to a certain quinine mixture wherewith the Rosebud had been
victimised, and which she canonised accordingly.

Ernest and Mr. Selby arrived when due, and the legend of Mr. Peter
Crawley’s heirship remained uncontradicted--nay, was confirmed, by that
very fine young man’s arrival, in high health and spirits, to enact the
part of chief mourner. Ernest was much occupied by parish affairs, and
by the arrangements for the approaching funeral (in regard to which Mr.
Selby appeared resolved to consult him much more than he wished, or Mr.
Peter Crawley seemed to relish); but all his leisure moments he spent at
the cottage, and had no reason to complain of the reception he met with
from either mother or daughter.

And so, in due course of time, the day for the funeral arrived. Now it
is an acknowledged fact that funerals and weddings are the two dullest
and most sombre occasions on which human creatures assemble themselves
together, and are therefore equally insipid to describe; only a funeral
labours under the additional disadvantage, that it is against every rule
of good taste and right feeling to poke fun at it. We feel, therefore,
that we have “our public” with us, when, without entering into detail,
we beg them to consider Sir Thomas Crawley handsomely and appropriately
interred, with the necessary amount of black crape, crocodile tears, and
funereal foppery.

After the ceremony was over, Mr. Selby ate an excellent luncheon at the
expense of the estate, to provide against the possible contingency of
requiring the performance repeated on his own account, after a verdict
of “died of inanition,” and then prepared to read the will--only, after
searching high and low, and in every intermediate altitude, no will was
forthcoming; so the next best thing was to inform a small and select
coterie of ravening wolves, and daughters of the horse-leech, there met
together in bombazine and black sheep’s-clothing (_alias_ broadcloth),
and styling themselves relations of the dear departed (which in more
senses than one, they certainly were), all that he (Selby) knew about
the matter. This was--that since his accession to the Manor of Ashburn,
Sir Thomas Crawley had made two wills:--the first bequeathing the bulk
of the property to Mr. Peter Crawley, he had duly signed, sealed, and
delivered the second he had never completed. That, when Sir Thomas, in
his last illness, summoned Mr. Selby to Baden, he had desired him to
bring with him three documents, viz., old Sir Ralph Carrington’s will,
under which he had originally inherited the property; his own completed
will; and the draught of the more recent one, then incomplete. That Sir
Thomas had carefully-perused every clause of Sir Ralph’s will; then,
begging Mr. Selby to take especial care of it, he desired him to destroy
both the others in his presence; adding that they neither of them
carried out his present intentions, and that, on his return to the
Priory, he should give instructions for a fresh one. That he (Mr.
Selby), declining to destroy the wills without witnesses of his doing
so, by Sir Thomas Crawley’s express desire, the valet and the English
physician were summoned, and in their presence he burned the wills. The
property must, therefore, be disposed of according to the will of the
late Sir Ralph Carrington.

We will save the reader (and ourselves) the trouble of wading through
the mire of that most senseless abuse of the Queen’s-English, and her
subjects’ common sense, yclept “legal phraseology;” which ought to be
rendered illegal without delay; and proceed at once to state that, in
the event of plain Thomas Crawley (not then be-knighted) dying intestate
and without issue, the property was to revert to the eldest son of
Reginald-Carrington, &c. &c., which Reginald, as the reader may probably
conjecture, was the “cut off” son of Sir Hugh, and the father of the
present rector of Ashburn.

Ernest Carrington, therefore, the _ci-devant_ mathematical and classical
master of Dr. Donkiestir’s school at Tickletown, was now lord of the
manor of Ashburn, patron of his own living, and owner of Ashburn Priory,
besides, if he chose to revive the dormant title, a baronet also.

On hearing this announcement, that fine young man, Mr. Peter Crawley,
said a naughty word, and then tried to look as if somebody else had done
it, frowning portentously at the oldest ravening wolf, who, with the
rest of the pack, appeared eager to turn and rend somebody, and were
only restrained from an outbreak of ferocity by the tightness of their
(black) sheep’s clothing; while the Misses Horse-leech, despite their
bombazine and flounces, cast sanguinary glances on Mr. Selby, and would
probably there and then have fixed upon him and exhausted his vital
fluid, albeit his personal appearance was scarcely suggestive of an
agreeable esculent, but for the presence of the bystanders.

The Rosebud heard the news before she slept that night--slept, did
we say?--poor little self-tortured victim to a delusion of the
arch-enemy--if agonised sobs, threatening to part soul and body; if pale
cheeks, throbbing bosom, streaming eyes, and burning brow, be signs
of sleep, then indeed was the expression rightly chosen. Ernest also,
either by some strange vibration of the sympathetic chain which unites
those who truly love--(my dear strong-minded old gentleman, albeit you
are the “father of a family,” and a fair specimen of the ancient Turk
of private life into the bargain, your saying “Pish! folly! German
rubbish!” does not affect me in the slightest degree--probably because
the sympathetic link which so much offends you, does _not_ unite our
spirits, which will, I fear, always more or less effervesce rather than
mingle, by being brought in contact with one another)--Ernest also,
either from some sympathetic influence, or from the natural impetuosity
of his disposition, was so restless and excited that night, that he
determined the next day should decide whether he was to be more happy,
or more miserable, than anybody had ever been before--except, perhaps,
the _few_ other ardent young men who have “lived and loved,” and got
into desperate states of mind about it, since the days when Noah went
a-yachting.

Accordingly, being aware that Mrs. Colville had usually breakfasted in
her own room since her illness, and seldom made her appearance in
the drawing-room till about twelve o’clock, Ernest (as soon as he had
finished his breakfast, and written two or three business letters, which
were fertile in mistakes and erasures, seeing that his hand had written
them while his mind was “far away”) walked down to the cottage, let
himself in, and without announcement made his way into the drawingroom,
as he had often done before, where, opening the door, he found, as he
had fondly hoped to do, the Rosebud “blooming alone;” only that she
was not blooming at all, but looking especially pale and washed out, by
reason of the tempestuous night she had passed. Not but that the storm
of feeling which had swept over her maiden soul, and left its traces
behind, had added a depth and (if we may use the term) pathos to her
beauty, which it wanted previously. She turned, if possible, still more
pale as he entered; then, by a strong exercise of self-control, she
strove, with tolerable success, to receive him in her usual manner.
After a few commonplace inquiries and responses had passed between them,
Emily, by a great effort, felicitated him on his accession of fortune.
He smiled mournfully.

“Do not congratulate me, Emily,” he said: “it is a vast and fearful
responsibility. My career would have been a simpler and happier
one without it; but it is God’s will to call me to a more prominent
position, and I must not shrink from the cares and duties it will impose
upon me.” He paused, then with a forced smile, which most ineffectually
concealed his agitation> continued, “I should make but a poor advocate,
I fear; for here am I setting forth all the evils and difficulties of my
new position, when my object in coming here--an object in the attainment
of which the whole happiness of my existence is centered--is to ask you
to share it.” He then in a few simple, truthful, and therefore eloquent
words, told her of his deep affection for her, and of his earnest desire
to do what mortal might, to guard her from, or to mitigate, all the
sorrows which more or less fall to the lot of each of us, confident
that, in striving to provide for her happiness, he should insure his
own.

Emily heard him to the end without interruption, and, save that she
grew paler, and that her features assumed a more, fixed and immovable
expression, she evinced no sign of being in the slightest degree
affected by his appeal. When he had concluded, she thanked him for the
compliment he had paid her, but informed him that, although she should
always regard him in the light of a dear and valued friend, and hoped
he would, not deprive her of a privilege she so highly appreciated, yet
that she could never become anything more to him than a friend--in fact,
she decidedly and unequivocally refused him.

Ernest was thunderstricken! He was no coxcomb, but neither was he devoid
of penetration; and he knew her so well.--had traced, as he believed,
so clearly the rise and progress of her affection for him--an affection
ripened, and, as it were, sanctified, by their joint attendance
beside her mother’s sick bed--that, although from a slight tendency to
waywardness which he was aware lurked in her disposition, he anticipated
some little difficulty in obtaining her consent to their union, yet the
idea that his offer should be met with a calm and deliberate refusal,
had never occurred to him even as a possibility. After a minute’s pause,
he exclaimed--

“I am grieved,--pained beyond expression!--nay,” he continued, gaining
courtage from the strength of his convictions, “I will even dare to add,
surprised. Emily, I cannot bring myself to believe that my offer has
come upon you unexpectedly; you _must_ have been aware of my affection
for you?” Receiving no answer, he continued in a sterner tone, “I am
then to understand that, perceiving my attachment, without returning it,
you have led me on merely to gratify your heartless vanity, till, in my
weak trustfulness, I have placed it in your power to inflict this blow
upon me--a blow, the effects of which years will fail to counteract. It
is not my pride that is wounded: the little pride I ever possessed has
been pretty well taken out of me by the drudgery of life ere this; but
that such deep, unselfish love, such entire boundless trust, should have
been thus bitterly deceived, thus heartlessly rejected, and by one
who seemed all truth, innocence, and gentleness--Oh! it is unnatural,
incredible’” He sprang from his chair, and began pacing the room with
rapid strides, then continued, “But I will overcome it; it is unworthy
to be thus affected--to feel thus for one capable of such deception. No!
cost me what it may, I will crush----!”

“Gently, my dear sir, gently: you may crush exactly what you please of
your own--your outraged affections, your rejected heart, or that very
nice new hat which you purchased in your way through London--though
that would be the most wantonly extravagant act of the three; but
you mustn’t crush our Rosebud, albeit she is such a heartless little
tigress. Ay I you may well stop and look at her! You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, Mr. Carrington! so you ought! And you a clergyman, too!

“Stop and look at her!” Why, what was there to see in that calm,
expressionless face, that cold stoical exterior?--only that the said
stoicism had turned out a dead failure, broken down with its would-be
professor at the critical moment, and there she was crying her woman’s
tender heart out, through her woman’s beautiful eyes, more like Niobe
than Plato, by long odds.

When Ernest perceived this, he experienced what dear Mrs. -------- would
call, in her very affecting third-volume style, “a tremendous revulsion
of feeling,” under the influence of which he seated himself beside the
weeping Rosebud, and taking her poor, cold, little hand, said--

“Emily, dearest Emily, what is the meaning of all this? Why! you are
making yourself as miserable as you have made me! Come, treat me as a
friend--a brother: confide in me. You must have some reason for what
you are doing. Tell me”--and here, despite his best efforts, his voice
faltered--“tell me--your happiness is ever my first consideration, and,
even though it involve the ruin of my dearest hopes, I will strive to
secure it--do you love another?”

She did not speak; in fact, she could not just at that moment, by reason
of the swollen state of the _globus-hystericus_ interfering with the
action of the _larynx_--to write technically--or because of a choking
sensation in the throat, if any reader prefers the colloquial style;
but she had very expressive eyes, and they said “no” just as plainly, or
rather as prettily, as her lips could have done.

Ernest felt better; if she did not love anybody else, she must in time
love him. Such affection as his must produce a return--he knew, he
felt--but you see the line of argument, dear reader. Well, then, what
was the hitch? Ernest pondered; at last, a bright idea occurred to him.
The change in Emily had taken place since the previous day. Yes, _that_
was it! So he half muttered aloud, half thought to himself, “Some
absurd, romantic, generous scruple about this confounded” (I am afraid
he said confounded) “fortune.” He then continued aloud, rather in
the tone in which he talked to the very little children in the
Sunday-school,--

“Now listen to me, dear Emily. The happiness of my life, and, as I
cannot but hope” (charitable hope!), “of yours also, is at stake. I once
again tell you that I love you, as I have never loved before--as I shall
never love again; that I love you with the one, deep, enduring passion
of my lifetime. And I ask you--I adjure you--for both our sakes, to tell
me, as truly as the fact will appear on that solemn day when the secrets
of all hearts shall be known, do you return my affection?--Emily,
dearest, do you love me?”

Well, of course she could not say “No,” for that would have been false;
she must say something, for, Sunday-school manner and all, Ernest had
become rather awful at last, so there was nothing left for her but
to say “Yes,”---which she did accordingly. That, in fact, settled the
question; for, naturally, Ernest decided if she loved him, she must
and should marry him; and then he elicited from her that it _was_ the
fortune, upon which he observed--

“Very well: that he _had_ hoped and intended to send Percy to college,
and to buy Hugh a commission, and to build a church at Satanville, and
to despatch a bran-new missionary to Sambobamboo, and to erect some
very uncomfortable model cottages for the poor people, and to double Mr.
Slowkopf’s salary; but that if Emily persisted in refusing him because
of-the fortune, he would that very afternoon make it over by a deed of
gift to that fine young man Mr. Peter Crawley, and marry her on the £800
per annum which he received as Rector.”

And so, as it was quite clear that he meant what he said, and was
prepared to act up to it, the poor Rosebud was obliged to give in, and
consent to accept him fortune and all.

Thus the interview ended as happily as it had begun miserably; and if
Ernest didn’t steal a kiss ere he took leave, it must have been
because he was a clergyman, and had the fear of the bishop before his
eyes;--though if the bishop had been a good-natured one, he would have
winked at such an offence--certainly an _arch_-bishop would have done
so!



CHAPTER XVI.--AND LAST.--THE MORAL DRAWN VERY MILD!

Once again it was Christmas-day. At Ashburn Priory the plum-pudding was
a “great fact;” Hugh Colville said so, and he ought to have known, for
he ate enough, not to say too much, of it to test its merits--at least,
if there be any truth in the old proverb, that “the proof of the pudding
is in the eating.” But there were other good things at Ashburn Priory
beside-plum-pudding. Love and Joy and Peace dwelt there, and pure
Religion shed her mild light upon that happy household. The cloud which
had hung over the fortunes of the Colville family had passed away, and
the silver lining alone remained to testify that, although

                   “In every life some rain must fall,

                   Some days be dark and dreary,’

_yet_ that rain falls only to fertilise the ground, and enable it to
bring forth fruit and flowers; and the metaphor holds good in the case
before us. The sorrow which had fallen upon the Colville family had been
a chastening sorrow, and its effects were to be recognised in a goodly
crop of virtues.

The proud and sensitive disposition of Percy had been strengthened and
fitted for intercourse with the every-day world, by the rough teaching
of the commercial-school, and he was about to enter on his Oxford
career, a wiser and a better man than a more refined mode of education
would have rendered him.

Hugh’s volatile and impetuous disposition had been also favourably
acted upon, by the misfortune which caused him to be placed under Doctor
Donkiestir’s firm and judicious rule; and he had learned one essential
requisite for a soldier’s profession, on which, since he had been to
spend a day with Norman (now a captain in the --th Lancers) at the
Flatville Barracks, he had set his heart, viz., obedience.

Mrs. Colville was almost perfect when we were first introduced to her;
but the loss of one she had loved so well had taught her to place her
affections still more firmly on “things above.”

As for the Rosebud--bless her!--all that the cloud had done for her was
to make her the most charming little wife that ever has been, or ever
will be; and if Ernest Carrington had not thought so, and doated upon
her accordingly, we would, even at this eleventh hour of our tale, have
procured her a divorce, and married her to a duke. But if we had been
compelled to take so decided a step, we should have been sorely puzzled
how to dispose of an autocratic and imperative baby, with a loud
soprano voice, a decidedly dangerous temper, and a general tipsiness of
appearance, which had established itself at the Priory, and was said by
everybody to be the image of its parents--a statement which, unlike
the plum-pudding of immortal memory, was not a great fact, but to speak
mildly, an enormous-- ’tother thing!

If any one cares to know what became of Mr. Slowkopf, we beg to state
that after Emily’s marriage, he grew day by day more and more heavy and
dejected, till at last he--died of a broken heart?--by no means--married
Caroline Selby, on the principle of the Persian saying: that if she
wasn’t the Rose (bud), she had dwelt near the Rose (bud). Moreover, they
are very happy together, and live at the Rectory; Ernest having, on Mr.
Slowkopf’s marriage, resigned the living in his favour, although he still
generally preaches once every Sunday in Ash-burn Church, and once at the
new chapel-of-ease at Satanville; for, in Ernest, riches had wrought no
change, save, that by enabling him to extend his charities, his sphere
of usefulness was enlarged. His darling wish is now fulfilled: he is
free to devote his whole time and talents to the welfare of others; and
his position, as both lord of the manor and spiritual pastor, affords
him opportunities for carrying out his schemes for the amelioration,
moral and physical, of the labouring classes, with a degree of success
which few philanthropists are so fortunate as to obtain.

Reader, our tale is told. Should it assist you to while away some rainy
morning of life, and at the same time lead you to remember that, above
the clouds which lour so heavily, the blue heaven lies in its deep
tranquillity, and the glorious sun still shines brightly, able, when it
shall be God’s good pleasure, to dispel the darkness that oppresses you,
and again shed its light and warmth into your spirit--the end for which
this sketch has been traced will be answered.





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