Title: War Game
Author: Walton, Bryce
Language: English
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                               WAR GAME

                            BY BRYCE WALTON

          _The playing of war games should not be forbidden;
          but rather viewed as a natural outlet for emotional
           tensions._--DR. L. M. STOLTZ, STANFORD UNIVERSITY

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
             Worlds of If Science Fiction, February 1957.
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


The Minister of Peace asked the United States President if he had heard
from the Secretary of State. "Yes," the President said. "I heard from
Mr. Thompson only a few minutes ago."

"How's their final conference coming, Mr. President?"

"Inevitably. Operation Push Button within the hour."

The Minister of Peace blinked out the window at Washington, D.C. "So
they're going to blow up the world?"

"Inevitably."

"Shall we watch it?" asked the Minister of Peace.

The President nodded, spoke to master control through the intercom
box on his desk, and switched on the TV screen. They had a special
pipe-line into the United Nations Cellar. They sat back, had martinis,
and watched the interior of the Cellar come to life on the screen.

Three thousand miles from New Washington, under a natural camouflage of
tundra and wintry hills, the U.N. Cellar was thought by its occupants
to be thoroughly resistant to any offensive weapons. It was three miles
underground, protected by lead, concrete and steel. Its location was
known only to the U.N. Security Division that was supposed to be
strictly neutral in international affairs, or so the Cellar occupants
assumed. The engineers and workmen who had planned and constructed the
Cellar were supposed to have been brain-washed and therefore had no
memory of the great project. An occasional caribou drifted over the
Cellar with the North Wind, and wolves that always follow the caribou.

In his suite, Chandler Thompson, Secretary of State, prepared himself
for the global diplomacy game's final hand in which it is never so
important what hand you play, as the way you play it. After years of
negotiation, full agreement on Operation Push Button had been attained,
and Thompson took some pride in having played a leading role in the
ingenious idea.

Morten, his valet, finished shaving Thompson's pale face, helped him
dress in striped trousers, cut-away, and white gardenia.

"Thank you, Morten," said the Secretary of State.

"You seem calm enough, sir. Frankly, I'm ill at ease."

"You may leave the Cellar if you wish," Thompson said, skimming through
his notes. "You've served graciously. I appreciate it. But it is your
privilege to return to your family outside now. I might remind you that
your chance of survival if you remain here is practically 100 percent."

"It isn't that, sir. It just seems incredible that so many must die."
He felt of his wallet, the pictures of his family in it.

"It's hardly a matter of principle," Thompson said. "Nor a question
of ideology. It's simply a question of firmness and realistic
practicality, and getting the job done once and for all. That has been
my stand from the beginning and naturally it cannot be changed."

"But billions of people dying--"

"Death before dishonor, Morten."

"Yes, sir." Morten knew that in every suite in the Cellar every
diplomat was saying practically the same thing. Thompson looked up
from his neat notes. "People, Morten, have been properly prepared for
violent death. Indeed there has been a feeling of security in numbers.
The Ministry of Education working with the War Department has done such
a splendid job. Now every child has grown up fully prepared to die
in the holocaust. And every individual still a child regards violent
death as casually as a game of marbles. The required attitude has been
thoroughly conditioned in the populace. The idea was to make violence,
savagery, and sudden death, an every day affair. And we have done it.
Sad, but a necessary task."

Morten said nothing. Thompson looked at the neon map coruscating on the
wall. "Our country is not unique in this, Morten. Annihilation will
come as a shock only to the misinformed anywhere in the world."

Morten sat down. He remembered how his kids used to come home from
school laughingly playing war games, manipulating toy atomic cannons
and the like. They received additional marks in school for being
good and cooperative during atomic bomb drills and preparations for
thermonuclear disasters. They had been so proud of their dogtags that
came with boxes of cereal. In the evenings out back they used to have
bury-the-dead games.

Thompson was saying, "Remember juvenile delinquency? It was necessary.
Millions had to be conditioned psychologically for Operation Killer. An
insensitive, fatalistic attitude had to be engendered. For their own
good."

Morten flicked a speck of lint from Thompson's stooped shoulder.

"Yes, sir," he said. "Maybe it will be humane, in the long run."

"One must face the hard, materialistic facts," Thompson said. "Oh,
that reminds me." He went to his private switchboard and got a secret
outside line to the Office of Civilian Defense. "Hello, Donnelson.
Yes, I'm fine. I haven't talked with you for some time now, and I
was wondering about that suggestion of mine. Yes, the household pets
thing. That's right, particularly dogs. They're big morale factors in
the lives of children and there may be some survivors. Well, then,
issue another bulletin on that immediately. Things are reaching a head
here in the Cellar. Yes, dogs should be lashed firmly to heavy pieces
of furniture, away from windows. Put water where they can reach it.
Hysteria under the bombing attacks can be avoided by giving sodium
bromide tablets to the dogs. That's right. Survivors will need pets.
Morale...."

After Thompson was through talking to Donnelson, Morten said. "You
know, sir, the end will be a relief to some people. They've been
blitzed by a non-stop barrage of fear bombs so long, I think they'll be
glad to get it over with."

"Very perceptive, Morten. That has been one of Psychological Warfare's
primary aims in preparation." Thompson got another outside line.
Dawson, Civilian Defense. As he waited for Dawson to come in, he said
to Morten, "Get the dueling pistols out of the cabinet, please." Morten
nodded.

"Hello, Dawson. Fine, fine, things coming to a head here. How much
distribution did you manage on the shrouds? Eighty percent? Excellent.
I haven't heard from Harry on the details for quite a while. Wanted
to check personally. As you say, I've never really lost my touch
with the grass-roots. My feeling from the start was that millions of
wooden coffins would be out of the question. The olive drab plastic
sheets seemed to be the only practical recourse from the start. The
psychological importance of getting bodies out of sight as rapidly as
possible cannot be overemphasized. Oh, Dawson, one moment ... yes,
I know about the public parks, playgrounds and vacant tracts in the
suburbs. But what about New York City? The only way is to send the
bodies up the Hudson River using piers as morgues. The problem of
where to put so many bodies, particularly when they will all appear
for disposal at the same time, is a considerable one. Allowing for
three-by-six grave-sites, with three feet for aisles, the whole
problem of adequate disposal acreage is primary." Thompson switched off
the connection.

Thompson moved his fingers over the .38 caliber dueling pistols in the
velvet-lined case. His eyes mellowed with nostalgia. "Gift from the old
Secretary of War. My boy, Don, learned to shoot with this one when he
was only six years old. If he had lived to be an adult, he would have
been a tough fighter. But he was killed by a rival delinquent gang when
he was twelve. He only got there a little sooner. He had just finished
reading Niebuhr, so he knew the tragic irony of history."

Thompson balanced one of the pistols in his hand. He looked at his
watch. "It's time," he said religiously.

As Thompson entered the Hall of Ministers, the representatives of five
balance of power nations arose at once in deference to the sixth.
Morten sat unobtrusively in a far corner, holding the case of dueling
pistols on his knees.

Thompson sat down. The minutes of the last conference were read by
a mechanical secretary. A summation of their final agreement on
Operation Push Button was briefly reviewed by the automatic translating
secretary. No changes were suggested.

The surface of the huge conference table was somewhat like a gigantic
topographical map of the world. It covered perhaps a thousand square
feet and had been constructed by brain-washed artisans and engineers
and scientists in perfect electronic detail. It was so realistic
that it radiated a sort of sentience, seeming almost to breathe in
astonishing precision with the respiration of important strategically
located cities, ports, communication and manufacturing centers. Before
each Minister was a console containing several buttons.

Each Minister arose, made a speech concerning the sovereign rights of
the particular nation or bloc of nations he represented. In each case,
the speeches seemed the same to Morten. He knew that if merely the name
of the country or bloc in each speech was changed, the rest would be
the same, and sound something like:

"Gentlemen, a free such-and-such people can no longer tolerate a
militant rearming so-and-so. Every other possibility has been discussed
and rejected. I must say now that at this moment a state of war must of
necessity exist between such-and-such and so-and-so."

Morten had been hearing variations of it for years. He knew it all
by heart. As each Minister made this implacable statement, he sat
down, and without further ceremony, pushed a button or buttons on his
private console. On the topographical map, as a button was pushed, some
important section of the map, an area, a city, a port, some significant
transportation, communication, or manufacturing industrial center,
would shoot out realistic sparks, smoke, and then crumble into lifeless
debris.

Morten tried to control the flinching and twitching of his muscles. An
intricate network of electronic relays connected with thermonuclear
bombs went out all over the world, and were hooked in to the map on
the conference table. Millions of people were just blown up somewhere,
Morten thought.

Another Minister finished his speech, sat down, pressed buttons. More
smoke and flashes shot up. Millions of others out there somewhere have
just been annihilated, Morten thought. It doesn't seem possible, he
thought then. It's not possible. It's some kind of final madness. But
it's happening.

It had been decided that this was the simple direct way, avoiding long,
time-wasting programs of mobilization and warfare. If the conclusion
was foregone, had been the question, then why not go directly to it by
the shortest and most efficient route? And the answer was as inevitable
as the question.

More Ministers stood up, made their final declarations, and pushed
buttons. Little puffballs and clouds of smoke drifted over the
conference table, obscuring distinctive facial outlines and turning the
ministers into shadow shapes as Morten watched.

Only two of the Ministers had not yet pressed their buttons. Only
two sectors of the world remain alive, Morten thought. He coughed
as acrid smoke swirled about the room. He felt a kind of blessed
numbed paralysis. He could almost feel the whole world turning into a
radioactive hell all around him, mushrooms of gigantic size sprouting
fast and furiously in the last big aftermath of rain. Yet he could
scarcely imagine how it really was now, outside the Cellar. He thought
vaguely about the dogs, wondering how many of them had avoided hysteria
by having been tied to heavy pieces of furniture and given sodium
bromide tablets. The kids who survived would need pets.

Morten sat there, trying to see through the thickening smoke. He tried
to feel grateful for having been in the Cellar. But in a few more
seconds America might also be destroyed. What then? And what if only
America remained--would that be any better?

He had resisted such speculation, but how could he resist it any
longer? The Ministers had their wives, families, lovers in the Cellar,
and supplies enough to last indefinitely. But Morten's family was
outside. In a few seconds they might be dead. After that nothing.
Nothing at all.

He heard Thompson say in a calm voice. "Morten, the pistols."

He also heard the other Minister say in Russian that he wanted his
pistol. Morten had to respect the secret agreement that Thompson and
the Russian Minister had made yesterday. After the other Ministers
pushed their buttons, Thompson and the Russian would fight a duel then
the survivor of the duel would push his button.

"Someone should win," Thompson and the Russian had agreed. "This way,
one will be the absolute victor."

If the other Ministers knew what this secret agreement was they either
did not care, or did not care enough now. They got up from the
conference table and drifted out of the big spheroid room to their
families, wives--wherever they wanted to go.

Now only Thompson and the Russian remained in the room. They walked
ten paces away from one another in the classic tradition of honorable
dueling, turned, and fired. They fell almost at the same time. Morten
rushed over to Thompson who was already dead, having died instantly
with a bullet in his heart. Morten saw that the Russian had a bullet
hole just above his left eye.

Thompson, foreseeing this possible situation, had gotten a promise from
Morten that he would press the button that would annihilate Russia, in
case Thompson was dead or incapacitated. That would leave the United
States the sole victor in the last great global struggle to establish
once and for all, world wide, the true faith.

Morten fought a brief struggle with his conscience, then ran out of
the room, leaving the console untouched. The United States and Russia
still survived. Morten's family was still safe. He ran toward the bank
of elevators to get out of the Cellar. He hadn't been out of the Cellar
for a long, long time.

       *       *       *       *       *

The President of the United States switched off the TV, and poured
another martini. "You want another?" he asked the Minister of Peace.
"No, sir, Mr. President."

For a while they said nothing as they looked out the window at the
peaceful sunshine, and watched birds settle in the trees.

"They ran their own course," the Minister of Peace said. "Just the
same, it was an unpleasant thing to see."

"Inevitable," said the President. "There wasn't any other possible way
to handle them."

Psychiatry would never have altered their rigid mold, he knew. It was a
strangely funny thing, that spontaneous rebellion all over the world.
The people putting a stop to the whole damn vicious historical show.
But they had done it. The lie had been given to all the historical
pessimists like Spencer and Toynbee and Marx and all the others
who had said the same things, whether they really had admitted it
or not. The people, acting out of intuitive realization that they
faced annihilation, had reacted _en masse_ and taken things over for
themselves. Now you couldn't find even a water pistol anywhere in the
world.

The U.N. Cellar had been walled off, turned into a kind of sanitarium.
Its occupants had never known the truth about the outside. Thompson and
that absurd Russian were dead. But what about the others in the Cellar,
living there still and believing they were the only few survivors left
in the world?

Poor bastards, the President thought. And then he thought of that
statement by Sartre. The one about hell being a restaurant where you
served yourself.





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