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Title: Mrs. Ames
Author: Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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                               MRS. AMES


                             E. F. BENSON

                               AUTHOR OF
              “DODO,” “THE ANGEL OF PAIN,” “THE CLIMBER,”
                       “JUGGERNAUT,” ETC., ETC.

                      LONDON: HODDER & STOUGHTON

                     RICHARD CLAY & SONS, LIMITED,
                         AND BUNGAY, SUFFOLK.


Certainly the breakfast tongue, which was for the first time that
morning, was not of the pleasant reddish hue which Mrs. Altham was
justified in expecting considering that the delicacy in question was not
an ordinary tinned tongue (you had to take things as you found them, if
your false sense of economy led you to order tinned goods) but one that
came out of a fine glass receptacle with an eminent label on it. It was
more of the colour of cold mutton, unattractive if not absolutely
unpleasant to the eye, while to the palate it proved to be singularly
lacking in flavour. Altogether it was a great disappointment, and for
reason, when Mr. Altham set out at a quarter-past twelve to stroll along
to the local club in Queensgate Street with the ostensible purpose of
seeing if there was any fresh telegram about the disturbances in
Morocco, his wife accompanied him to the door of that desirable mansion,
round which was grouped a variety of chained-up dogs in various states
of boredom and irritation, and went on into the High Street in order to
make in person a justifiable complaint at her grocer’s. She would be
sorry to have to take her custom elsewhere, but if Mr. Pritchard did not
see his way to sending her another tongue (of course without further
charge) she would be obliged....

So this morning there was a special and imperative reason why Mrs.
Altham should walk out before lunch to the High Street, and why her
husband should make a morning visit to the club. But to avoid
misconception it may be stated at once that there was, on every day of
the week except Sunday, some equally compelling cause to account for
these expeditions. If it was very wet, perhaps, Mrs. Altham might not go
to the High Street, but wet or fine her husband went to his club. And
exactly the same thing happened in the case of most of their friends and
acquaintances, so that Mr. Altham was certain of meeting General
Fortescue, Mr. Brodie, Major Ames, and others in the smoking-room, while
Mrs. Altham encountered their wives and sisters on errands like her own
in the High Street. She often professed superior distaste for gossip,
but when she met her friends coming in and out of shops, it was but
civil and reasonable that she should have a few moments’ chat with them.
Thus, if any striking events had taken place since the previous
afternoon, they all learned about them. Simultaneously there was a
similar interchange of thought and tidings going on in the smoking-room
at the club, so that when Mr. Altham had drunk his glass of sherry and
returned home to lunch at one-thirty, there was probably little of
importance and interest which had not reached the ears of himself or his
wife. It could then be discussed at that meal.

Queensgate Street ran at right-angles to the High Street, debouching
into that thoroughfare at the bottom of its steep slope, while the
grocer’s shop lay at the top of it. The morning was a hot day of early
June, but to a woman of Mrs. Altham’s spare frame and active limbs, the
ascent was no more than a pleasurable exercise, and the vivid colour of
her face (so unlike the discouraging hues of the breakfast tongue) was
not the result of her exertions. It was habitually there, and though
that and the restlessness of her dark and rather beady eyes might have
made a doctor, on a cursory glance (especially if influenza was about),
think that she suffered from some slight rise of temperature, he would
have been in error. Her symptoms betokened not an unnatural warmth of
the blood, but were the visible sign of her eager and slightly impatient
mind. Like the inhabitants of ancient Athens, she was always on the
alert to hear some new thing (though she disliked gossip), but her mind
appreciated the infinitesimal more than the important. The smaller a
piece of news was, the more vivid was her perception of it, and the
firmer her grip of it: large questions produced but a vague impression
on her.

Her husband, a retired solicitor, was singularly well-adapted to be the
partner of her life, for his mind very much akin to hers, and his
appetite for news was no less rapacious. Indeed, the chief difference
between them in this respect was that she snapped at her food like a
wolf in winter, whereas he took it quietly, in the manner of a leisurely
boa-constrictor. But his capacity was in no way inferior to hers.
Similarly, they practised the same harmless hypocrisies on each other,
and politely forbore to question each other’s sincerity. An instance has
already been recorded where such lack of trust might have been
manifested, but it never entered Mrs. Altham’s head to tell her husband
just now that he cared nothing whatever about the disturbances in
Morocco, while she would have thought it very odd conduct on his part to
suggest a sharply worded note to Mr. Pritchard would save her the walk
uphill on this hot morning. But it was only sensible to go on their
quests; had they not ascertained if there was any news, they would have
had nothing to talk about at lunch. As it was, conversation never failed
them, for this little town of Riseborough was crammed with interest and
incident, for all who felt a proper concern in the affairs of other

The High Street this morning was very full, for it was market-day, and
Mrs. Altham’s progress was less swift than usual. Barrows of itinerant
vendors were crowded into the road from the edge of the pavements,
leaving a straitened channel for a traffic swelled by farmers’ carts and
occasional droves of dusty and perplexed looking cattle, being driven in
from the country round. More than once Mrs. Altham had to step into the
doorway of some shop to avoid the random erring of a company of pigs or
sheep which made irruption on to the pavement. But it was interesting to
observe, in one such enforced pause, the impeded passage of Sir James
Westbourne’s motor, with the owner, broad-faced and good-humoured,
driving himself, and to conjecture as to what business brought him into
the town. Then she saw that there was his servant sitting in the body of
the car, while there were two portmanteaus on the luggage-rail behind.
There was no need for further conjecture: clearly he was coming from the
South-Eastern station at the top of the hill, and was driving out to his
place four miles distant along the Maidstone road. Then he caught sight
of somebody on the pavement whom he knew, and, stopping the car, entered
into conversation.

For the moment Mrs. Altham could not see who it was; then, as the car
moved on again, there appeared from behind it the tall figure of Dr.
Evans. Mrs. Altham was not so foolish as to suppose that their
conversation had necessarily anything to do with medical matters; she
did not fly to the conclusion that Lady Westbourne or any of the
children must certainly be ill. To a person of her mental grasp it was
sufficient to remember that Mrs. Evans was Sir James’ first cousin. She
heard also the baronet’s cheerful voice as the two parted, saying,
“Saturday the twenty-eighth, then. I’ll tell my wife.” That, of course,
settled it; it required only a moment’s employment of her power of
inference to make her feel convinced that Saturday the twenty-eighth
would be the date for Mrs. Evans’ garden-party. There were a good many
garden-parties in Riseborough about then, for strawberries might be
expected to be reasonably cheap. Probably the date had been settled only
this morning; she might look forward to receiving the “At-Home” card
(four to seven) by the afternoon post.

The residential quarters of Riseborough lay both at the top of the hill,
on which the town stood, clustering round the fine old Norman church,
and at the bottom, along Queensgate Street, which passed into the
greater spaciousness of St. Barnabas Road. On the whole, that might be
taken to be the Park Lane of the place, and commanded the highest rents;
every house there, in addition to being completely detached, had a small
front garden with a carriage drive long enough to hold three carriages
simultaneously, if each horse did not mind putting its nose within
rubbing distance of the carriage in front of it, while the foremost
projected a little into the road again. But there were good houses also
at the top of the hill, where Dr. Evans lived, and those who lived
below naturally considered themselves advantageously placed in being
sheltered from the bleak easterly winds which often prevailed in spring,
while those at the top wondered among themselves in sultry summer days
how it was possible to exist in the airless atmosphere below. The middle
section of the town was mercantile, and it was here that the ladies of
the place, both from above and below, met each other with such
invariable fortuitousness in the hours before lunch. To-day, however,
though the street was so full, it was for purposes of news-gathering
curiously deserted, and apart from the circumstance of inferentially
learning the date of Mrs. Evans’ garden-party, Mrs. Altham found nothing
to detain her until she had got to the very door of Mr. Pritchard’s
grocery. But there her prolonged fast was broken; Mrs. Taverner was
ready to give and receive, and after the business of the colourless
tongue was concluded in a manner that was perfectly creditable to Mr.
Pritchard, the two ladies retraced their steps (for Mrs. Taverner was of
St. Barnabas Road) down the hill again.

Mrs. Taverner quite agreed about the strong probability of Mrs. Evans’
garden-party being on the twenty-eighth; and proceeded to unload herself
of far more sensational information. She talked rather slowly, but
without ever stopping of her own accord, so that she got as much into a
given space of time as most people. Even if she was temporarily stopped
by an interruption, she kept her mouth open, so as to be able to proceed
at the earliest possible moment.

“Yes, three weeks, as you say, is a long notice, is it not?” she said;
“but I’m sure people are wise to give long notice, otherwise they will
find all their guests are already engaged, such a quantity of parties
as there will be this summer. Mrs. Ames has sent out dinner-cards for
exactly the same date, I am told. I daresay they agreed together to have
a day full of gaiety. Perhaps you are asked to dine there on the
twenty-eighth, Mrs. Altham?”

“No, not at present.”

“Well, then, it will be news to you,” said Mrs. Taverner, “if what I
have heard is true, and it was Mrs. Fortescue’s governess who told me,
whom I met taking one of the children to the dentist.”

“That would be Edward,” said Mrs. Altham unerringly. “I have often
noticed his teeth are most irregular: one here, another there.”

She spoke as if it was more usual for children to have all their teeth
on the same spot, but Mrs. Taverner understood.

“Very likely; indeed, I think I have noticed it myself. Well, what I
have to tell you seems very irregular, too; Edward’s teeth are nothing
to it. It was talked about, so Miss--I can never recollect her name,
and, from what I hear, I do not think Mrs. Fortescue finds her very
satisfactory--it was talked about, so Mrs. Fortescue’s governess told
me, at breakfast time, and it was agreed that General Fortescue should
accept, for if you are asked three weeks ahead it is no use saying you
are engaged. No doubt Mrs. Ames gave that long notice for that very

“But what is it that is so irregular?” asked Mrs. Altham, nearly dancing
with impatience at these circumlocutions.

“Did I not tell you? Ah, there is Mrs. Evans; I was told she was asked
too, without her husband. How slowly she walks; I should not be
surprised if her husband had told her never to hurry. She did not see
us; otherwise we might have found out more.”

“About what?” asked the martyred Mrs. Altham.

“Why, what I am saying. Mrs. Ames has asked General Fortescue to dine
that night, without asking Mrs. Fortescue, and has asked Mrs. Evans to
dine without asking Dr. Evans. I don’t know who the rest of the party
are. I must try to find time this afternoon to call on Mrs. Ames, and
see if she lets anything drop about it. It seems very odd to ask a
husband without his wife, and a wife without her husband. And we do not
know yet whether Dr. Evans will allow his wife to go there without him.”

Mrs. Altham was suitably astounded.

“But I never heard of such a thing,” she said, “and I expect my memory
is as” (she nearly said “long,” but stopped in time) “clear and
retentive as that of most people. It seems very strange: it will look as
if General Fortescue and his wife are not on good terms, and, as far as
I know, there is no reason to suppose that. However, it is none of my
business, and I am thankful to say that I do not concern myself with
things that do not concern me. Had Mrs. Ames wanted my advice as to the
desirability of asking a husband without a wife, or a wife without a
husband, I should have been very glad to give it her. But as she has not
asked it, I must suppose that she does not want it, and I am sure I am
very thankful to keep my opinion to myself. But if she asked me what I
thought about it, I should be compelled to tell her the truth. I am very
glad to be spared any such unpleasantness. Dear me, here I am at home
again. I had no idea we had come all this way.”

Mrs. Taverner seemed inclined to linger, but the other had caught sight
of her husband’s face looking out of the window known as his study,
where he was accustomed to read the paper in the morning, and go to
sleep in the evening. This again was very irregular, for the watch on
her wrist told her that it was not yet a quarter-past one, the hour at
which he invariably ordered a glass of sherry at the club, to fortify
him for his walk home. Possibly he had heard something about this
revolutionary social scheme in the club, and had hastened his return in
order to be able to talk it over with her without delay. For a moment it
occurred to her to ask Mrs. Taverner to join them at lunch, but, after
all, she had heard what that lady had to tell, and one of the smaller
bundles of asparagus could not be considered ample for more than two. So
she checked the hospitable impulse, and hurried into his study, alert
with suppressed information, though she did not propose to let it
explode at once, for the method of them both was to let news slip out as
if accidentally. And, even as she crossed the hall, an idea for testing
the truth of what she had heard, which was both simple and ingenious,
came into her head. She despised poor Mrs. Taverner’s scheme of calling
on Mrs. Ames, in the hope of her letting something drop, for Mrs. Ames
never let things drop in that way, though she was an adept at picking
them up. Her own plan was far more effective. Also it harmonized well
with the system of mutual insincerities.

“I have been thinking, my dear,” she said briskly, as she entered his
study, “that it is time for us to be asking Major and Mrs. Ames to
dinner again. Yes: Pritchard was reasonable, and will send me another
tongue, and take back the old one, which I am sure I am quite glad that
he should do, though it would have come in for savouries very handily.
Still, he is quite within his rights, since he does not charge for it,
and I should not think of quarrelling with him because he exercises

Mr. Altham was as keen a housekeeper as his wife.

“Its colour would not have signified in a savoury,” he said.

“No, but as Pritchard supplies a new tongue without charge, we cannot
complain. About Mrs. Ames, now. We dined with them quite a month ago: I
do not want her to think we are lacking in the exchange of
hospitalities, which I am sure are so pleasant on both sides.”

Mr. Altham considered this question, caressing the side of his face.
There was no doubt that he had a short pointed beard on his chin, but
about half-way up the jawbone the hair got shorter and shorter, and he
was quite clean-shaven before it got up to his ear. It was always a
question, in fact, among the junior and less respectful members of the
club, whether old Altham had whiskers or not. The general opinion was
that he had whiskers, but was unaware of that possession.

“It is odd that the idea of asking Mrs. Ames to dinner occurred to you
to-day,” he said, “for I was wondering also whether we did not owe her
some hospitality. And Major Ames, of course,” he added.

Mrs. Altham smiled a bright detective smile.

“Next week is impossible, I know,” she said, “and so is the week after,
as there is a perfect rush of engagements then. But after that, we might
find an evening free. How would it suit you, if I asked Mrs. Ames and a
few friends to dine on the Saturday of that week? Let me count--seven,
fourteen, twenty-one, yes; on the twenty-eighth. I think that probably
Mrs. Evans will have her garden-party on that day. It would make a
pleasant ending to such an afternoon. And it would be less of an
interruption to both of us, if we give up that day. It would be better
than disarranging the week by sacrificing another evening.”

Mr. Altham rang the bell before replying.

“It is hardly likely that Major and Mrs. Ames would have an engagement
so long ahead,” he said. “I think we shall be sure to secure them.”

The bell was answered.

“A glass of sherry,” he said. “I forgot, my dear, to take my glass of
sherry at the club. Young Morton was talking to me, though I don’t know
why I call him young, and I forgot about my sherry. Yes, I should think
the twenty-eighth would be very suitable.”

Mrs. Altham waited until the parlour-maid had deposited the glass of
sherry, and had completely left the room with a shut door behind her.

“I heard a very extraordinary story to-day,” she said, “though I don’t
for a moment believe it is true. If it is, we shall find that Mrs. Ames
cannot dine with us on the twenty-eighth, but we shall have asked her
with plenty of notice, so that it will count. But one never knows how
little truth there may be in what Mrs. Taverner says, for it was Mrs.
Taverner who told me. She said that Mrs. Ames has asked General
Fortescue to dine with her that night, without asking Mrs. Fortescue,
and has invited Mrs. Evans also without her husband. One doesn’t for a
moment believe it, but if we asked Mrs. Ames for the same night we
should very likely hear about it. Was anything said at the club about

Mr. Altham affected a carelessness which he was very far from feeling.

“Young Morton did say something of the sort,” he said. “I was not
listening particularly, since, as you know, I went there to see if there
was anything to be learned about Morocco, and I get tired of his
tittle-tattle. But he did mention something of the kind. There is the
luncheon-bell, my dear. You might write your note immediately and send
it by hand, for James will be back from his dinner by now, and tell him
to wait for an answer.”

Mrs. Altham adopted this suggestion at once. She knew, of course,
perfectly well that the thrilling quality of the news had brought her
husband home without waiting to take his glass of sherry at the club, a
thing which had not happened since that morning a year ago, when he had
learned that Mrs. Fortescue had dismissed her cook without a character,
but she did not think of accusing him of duplicity. After all, it was
the amiable desire to talk these matters over with her without the loss
of a moment which was the motive at the base of his action, and so
laudable a motive covered all else. So she had her note written with
amazing speed and cordiality, and the boot-and-knife boy, who also
exercised the function of the gardener, was instructed to wash his hands
and go upon his errand.

Criticism of Mrs. Ames’ action, based on the hypothesis that the news
was true, was sufficient to afford brisk conversation until the return
of the messenger, and Mrs. Altham put back on her plate her first stick
of asparagus and tore the note open. A glance was sufficient.

“It is all quite true,” she said. “Mrs. Ames writes, ‘We are so sorry to
be obliged to refuse your kind invitation, but General Fortescue and
Millicent Evans, with a few other friends, are dining with us this
evening.’ Well, I am sure! So, after all, Mrs. Taverner was right. I
feel I owe her an apology for doubting the truth of it, and I shall slip
round after lunch to tell her that she need not call on Mrs. Ames, which
she was thinking of doing. I can save her that trouble.”

Mr. Altham considered and condemned the wisdom of this slipping round.

“That might land you in an unpleasantness, my dear,” he said. “Mrs.
Taverner might ask you how you were certain of it. You would not like to
say that you asked the Ames’ to dinner on the same night in order to
find out.”

“No, that is true. You see things very quickly, Henry. But, on the other
hand, if Mrs. Taverner does go to call, Mrs. Ames might let drop the
fact that she had received this invitation from us. I would sooner let
Mrs. Taverner know it myself than let it get to her in roundabout ways.
I will think over it; I have no doubt I shall be able to devise
something. Now about Mrs. Ames’ new departure. I must say that it seems
to me a very queer piece of work. If she is to ask you without me, and
me without you, is the other to sit at home alone for dinner? For it is
not to be expected that somebody else will on the very same night always
ask the other of us. As likely as not, if there is another invitation
for the same night, it will be for both of us, for I do not suppose that
we shall all follow Mrs. Ames’ example, and model our hospitalities on

Mrs. Altham paused a moment to eat her asparagus, which was getting

“As a matter of fact, my dear, we do usually follow Mrs. Ames’ example,”
he said. “She may be said to be the leader of our society here.”

“And if you gave me a hundred guesses why we do follow her example,”
said Mrs. Altham rather excitedly, picking up a head of asparagus that
had fallen on her napkin, “I am sure I could not give you one answer
that you would think sensible. There are a dozen of our friends in
Riseborough who are just as well born as she is, and as many more much
better off; not that I say that money should have anything to do with
position, though you know as well as I do that you could buy their house
over their heads, Henry, and afford to keep it empty, while, all the
time, I, for one, don’t believe that they have got three hundred a year
between them over and above his pay. And as for breeding, if Mrs. Ames’
manners seem to you so worthy of copy, I can’t understand what it is you
find to admire in them, except that she walks into a room as if it all
belonged to her, and looks over everybody’s head, which is very
ridiculous, as she can’t be more than two inches over five feet, and I
doubt if she’s as much. I never have been able to see, and I do not
suppose I ever shall be able to see, why none of us can do anything in
Riseborough without asking Mrs. Ames’ leave. Perhaps it is my stupidity,
though I do not know that I am more stupid than most.”

Henry Altham felt himself to blame for this agitated harangue. It was
careless of him to have alluded to Mrs. Ames’ leadership, for if there
was a subject in this world that produced a species of frenzy and a
complete absence of full-stops in his wife, it was that. Desperately
before now had she attempted to wrest the sceptre from Mrs. Ames’ podgy
little hands, and to knock the crown off her noticeably small head. She
had given parties that were positively Lucullan in their magnificence on
her first coming to Riseborough; the regimental band (part of it, at
least) had played under the elm-tree in her garden on the occasion of a
mere afternoon-party, while at a dance she had given (a thing almost
unknown in Riseborough) there had been a cotillion in which the presents
cost up to five and sixpence each, to say nothing of the trouble. She
had given a party for children at which there was not only a
Christmas-tree, but a conjuror, and when a distinguished actor once
stayed with her, she had, instead of keeping him to herself, which was
Mrs. Ames’ plan when persons of eminence were her guests, asked
practically the whole of Riseborough to lunch, tea and dinner. To all of
these great parties she had bidden Mrs. Ames (with a view to her
deposition), and on certainly one occasion--that of the cotillion--she
had heard afterwards unimpeachable evidence to show that that lady had
remarked that she saw no reason for such display. Therefore to this day
she had occasional bursts of volcanic amazement at Mrs. Ames’ undoubted
supremacy, and made occasional frantic attempts to deprive her of her
throne. There was no method of attack which she had not employed; she
had flattered and admired Mrs. Ames openly to her face, with a view to
be permitted to share the throne; she had abused and vilified her with a
view to pulling her off it; she had refrained from asking her to her
own house for six months at a time, and for six months at a time she had
refused to accept any of Mrs. Ames’ invitations. But it was all no use;
the vilifications, so she had known for a fact, had been repeated to
Mrs. Ames, who had not taken the slightest notice of them, nor abated
one jot of her rather condescending cordiality, and in spite of Mrs.
Altham’s refusing to come to her house, had continued to send her
invitations at the usual rate of hospitality. Indeed, for the last year
or two Mrs. Altham had really given up all thought of ever deposing her,
and her husband, though on this occasion he felt himself to blame for
this convulsion, felt also that he might reasonably have supposed the
volcano to be extinct. Yet such is the disconcerting habit of these
subliminal forces; they break forth with renewed energy exactly when
persons of exactly average caution think that there is no longer any
life in them.

He hastened to repair his error, and to calm the tempest, by fulsome

“Well, my dear,” he said, “certainly there is a great deal in what you
say, for we have no reason to suppose that everybody will ask husband
and wife singly, or that two of this new set of invitations will always
come for the same night. Then, too, there is the question of
carriage-hire, which, though it does not much matter to us, will be an
important item to others. For, every time that husband and wife dine
out, there will be two carriages needed instead of one. I wonder if Mrs.
Ames had thought of that.”

“Not she,” said Mrs. Altham, whose indignation still oozed and spurted.
“Why, as often as not, she comes on foot, with her great goloshes over
her evening shoes. Ah, I have it!”

A brilliant idea struck her, which did much to restore her equanimity.

“You may depend upon it,” she said, “that Mrs. Ames means to ask just
husband or wife, as the case may be, and make that count. That will save
her half the cost of her dinners, and now I come to think of it, I am
sure I should not be surprised to learn that they have lost money
lately. Major Ames may have been speculating, for I saw the _Financial
News_ on the table last time I was there. I daresay that is it. That
would account, too, for the very poor dinner we got. Salmon was in
season, I remember, but we only had plaice or something common, and the
ordinary winter desert, just oranges and apples. You noticed it, too,
Henry. You told me that you had claret that couldn’t have cost more than
eighteenpence a bottle, and but one glass of port afterwards. And the
dinner before that, though there was champagne, I got little but foam.
Poor thing! I declare I am sorry for her if that is the reason, and I am
convinced it is.”

Mrs. Altham felt considerably restored by this explanation, and got
briskly up.

“I think I will just run round to Mrs. Taverner’s,” she said, “to tell
her there is no need for her to call on Mrs. Ames, since you have heard
the same story at club, so that we can rest assured that it is true.
That will do famously; it will account for everything. And there is
Pritchard’s cart at the gate. That will be the tongue. I wonder if he
has told his man to take away the pale one. If not, as you say, it will
serve for savouries.”

Summer had certainly come in earnest, and Mr. Altham, when he went out
on to the shaded verandah to the east of the house, in order to smoke
his cigar before going up to the golf-links, found that the thermometer
registered eighty degrees in the shade. Consequently, before enjoying
that interval of quiescence which succeeded his meals, and to which he
felt he largely owed the serenity of his health, he went upstairs to
change his cloth coat for the light alpaca jacket which he always wore
when the weather was really hot. Last year, he remembered, he had not
put it on at all until the end of July, except that on one occasion he
wore it over his ordinary coat (for it was loosely made) taking a drive
along an extremely dusty road. But the heat to-day certainly called for
the alpaca jacket, and he settled himself in his chair (after tapping
the barometer and observing with satisfaction that the concussion
produced an upward tremor of the needle, which was at “Set Fair”
already) feeling much more cool and comfortable.

Life in general was a very cool and comfortable affair to this contented
gentleman. Even in youth he had not been of very exuberant vitality, and
he had passed through his early years without giving a moment’s anxiety
to himself or his parents. Like a good child who eats and digests what
is given him, so Mr. Altham, even in his early manhood, had accepted
life exactly as he found it, and had seldom wondered what it was all
about, or what it was made of. His emotions had been stirred when he met
his wife, and he had once tried to write a poem to her--soon desisting,
owing to the obvious scarcity of rhymes in the English language, and
since then his emotional record had been practically blank. If happiness
implies the power to want and to aspire, that quality must be denied
him, but his content was so profound that he need not be pitied for the
lack of the more effervescent emotions. All that he cared about was
abundantly his: there was the _Times_ to be read after breakfast, news
to be gleaned at the club before lunch, golf to be played in the
afternoon, and a little well-earned repose to be enjoyed before dinner,
while at odd moments he looked at the thermometer and tapped the
aneroid. He was distinctly kindly by nature, and would no doubt have
cheerfully put himself to small inconveniences in order to lighten the
troubles of others, but he hardly ever found it necessary to practise
discomfort, since those with whom he associated were sunk in precisely
the same lethargy of content as himself. Being almost completely devoid
of imagination, no qualms or questionings as to the meaning of the
dramas of life presented themselves to him, and his annual subscriptions
to the local hospital and certain parish funds connoted no more to him
than did the money he paid at the station for his railway ticket. He
was, in fact, completely characteristic of the society of Riseborough,
which largely consisted of men who had retired from their professions
and spent their days, with unimportant variations, in precisely the same
manner as he did. Necessarily they were not aware of the amazing
emptiness of their lives, for if they had been, they would probably have
found life very dull, and have tried to fill it with some sort of
interest. As it was, golf, gardening, and gossip made the days pass so
smoothly and quickly that it would really have been hazardous to attempt
to infuse any life into them, for it might have produced upset and
fermentation. But these chronicles would convey a very false impression
if they made it seem as if life at Riseborough appeared dull or empty at
Riseborough. The affairs of other people were so perennial a source of
interest that it would only be a detached or sluggish mind that was not
perpetually stimulated. And this stimulus was not of alcoholic
character, nor was it succeeded by reaction and headache after undue
indulgence. Mr. Altham woke each morning with a clean palate, so to
speak, and an appetite and digestion quite unimpaired. As yet, he had
not to seek to fill the hours of the day with gardening, like Major
Ames, or with continuous rubbers of bridge in the card-room at the club;
his days were full enough without those additional distractions, which
he secretly rather despised as signs of senility, and wondered that
Major Ames, who was still, he supposed, not much more than forty-five,
should so soon have taken to a hobby that was better fitted for ladies
and septuagenarians. It was not that he did not like flowers; he thought
them pretty enough things in their place, and was pleased when he looked
out of the bathroom window in the morning, and saw the neat row of red
geraniums which ran along the border by the wall, between calceolarias
and lobelias. Very likely when he was older, and other interests had
faded, he might take to gardening, too; at present he preferred that the
hired man should spend two days a week in superintending the operations
of James. Certainly there would be some sense in looking after a
vegetable garden, for there was an intelligible end in view
there--namely, the production of early peas and giant asparagus for the
table, but since the garden at Cambridge House was not of larger
capacity than was occupied with a croquet lawn and a couple of flower
borders, it was impossible to grow vegetables, and the production of a
new red sweet-pea, about which Major Ames had really rendered himself
tedious last summer, was quite devoid of interest to him, especially
since there were plenty of other red flowers before.

His cigar was already half-smoked before he recalled himself from this
pleasant vacancy of mind which had succeeded the summer resumal of his
alpaca jacket, and for the ten minutes that still remained to him before
the cab from the livery-stables which was to take him up the long hill
to the golf-links would be announced, he roused himself to a greater
activity of brain. It was natural that his game with Mr. Turner this
afternoon should first occupy his thoughts. He felt sure he could beat
him if only he paid a very strict attention to the game, and did not let
his mind wander. A few days ago, Mr. Turner had won merely because he
himself had been rather late in arriving at the club-house, and had
started with the sense of hurry about him. But to-day he had ordered the
cab at ten minutes to three, instead of at the hour. Thus he could both
start from here and arrive there without this feeling of fuss. Their
appointed hour was not till a quarter-past three, and it took a bare
fifteen minutes to drive up. Also he had on his alpaca jacket; he would
not, as on the last occasion of their encounter, be uncomfortably hot.
As usual, he would play his adversary for the sum of half-a-crown; that
should pay both for cab and caddie.

His thoughts took a wider range. Certainly it was a strange thing that
Mrs. Ames should ask husbands without their wives, and wives without
their husbands. Of course, to ask Mrs. Evans without the doctor was less
remarkable than to ask General Fortescue without his wife, for it
sometimes happened that Dr. Evans was sent for in the middle of dinner
to attend on a patient, and once, when he was giving a party at his own
house, he had received a note which led him to get up at once, and say
to the lady on his right, “I am afraid I must go; maternity case,” which
naturally had caused a very painful feeling of embarrassment, succeeded
by a buzz of feverish and haphazard conversation. But to ask General
Fortescue without his wife was a very different affair; it was not
possible that Mrs. Fortescue should be sent for in the middle of dinner,
and cause dislocation in the party. He felt that if any hostess except
Mrs. Ames had attempted so startling an innovation, she would, even with
her three-weeks’ notice, have received chilling refusals coupled with
frankly incredible reasons for declining. Thus with growing radius of
thought he found himself considering the case of Mrs. Ames’ undoubted
supremacy in the Riseborough world.

Most of what his wife had said in her excited harangue had been
perfectly well-founded. Mrs. Ames was not rich, and a marked parsimony
often appeared to have presided over the ordering of her dinners; while,
so far as birth was concerned, at least two other residents here were
related to baronets just as much as she was; Mrs. Evans, for instance,
was first cousin of the present Sir James Westbourne, whereas Mrs. Ames
was more distant than that from the same fortunate gentleman by one
remove. Her mother, that is to say, had been the eldest sister of the
last baronet but one, and older than he, so that beyond any question
whatever, if Mrs. Ames’ mother had been a boy, and she had been a boy
also, she would now have been a baronet herself in place of the cheerful
man who had been seen by Mrs. Altham driving his motor-car down the High
Street that morning. As for General Fortescue, he was the actual
brother of a baronet, and there was the end of the matter. But though
Riseborough in general had a very proper appreciation of the deference
due to birth, Mr. Altham felt that Mrs. Ames’ supremacy was not really
based on so wholesale a rearrangement of parents and sexes. Nor, again,
were her manners and breeding such as compelled homage; she seemed to
take her position for granted, and very seldom thanked her hostess for
“a very pleasant evening” when she went away. Nor was she remarkable for
her good looks; indeed, she was more nearly remarkable for the absence
of them. Yet, somehow, Mr. Altham could not, perhaps owing to his lack
of imagination, see anybody else, not even his own wife, occupying Mrs.
Ames’ position. There was some force about her that put her where she
was. You felt her efficiency; you guessed that should situations arise
Mrs. Ames could deal with them. She had a larger measure of reality than
the majority of Mr. Altham’s acquaintances. She did not seem to exert
herself in any way, or call attention to what she did, and yet when Mrs.
Ames called on some slightly doubtful newcomer to Riseborough, it was
certain that everybody else would call too. And one defect she had of
the most glaring nature. She appeared to take the most tepid interest
only in what every one said about everybody else. Once, not so long ago,
Mrs. Altham had shown herself more than ready to question, on the best
authority, the birth and upbringing of Mrs. Turner, the election of
whose husband to the club had caused so many members to threaten
resignation. But all Mrs. Ames had said, when it was clear that the
shadiest antecedents were filed, so to speak, for her perusal, was, “I
have always found her a very pleasant woman. She is dinning with us on
Tuesday.” Or again, when he himself was full of the praise of Mrs.
Taverner, to whom Mrs. Ames was somewhat coldly disposed--(though that
lady had called three times, and was perhaps calling again this
afternoon, Mrs. Ames had never once asked her to lunch or dine, and was
believed to have left cards without even inquiring whether she was
in)--Mrs. Ames had only answered his panegyrics by saying, “I am told
she is a very good-natured sort of woman.”

Mr. Altham, hearing the stopping of a cab at his front-door, got up. It
was still thirteen minutes to three, but he was ready to start. Indeed,
he felt that motion and distraction would be very welcome, for there had
stolen into his brain a strangely upsetting idea. It was very likely
quite baseless and ill-founded, but it did occur to him that this defect
on the part of Mrs. Ames as regards her incuriousness on the subject of
the small affairs of other people was somehow connected with her
ascendency. He had so often thought of it as a defect that it was quite
a shock to find himself wondering whether it was a quality. In any case,
it was a quality which he was glad to be without. The possession of it
would have robbed him of quite nine points of the laws that governed his
nature. He would have been obliged to cultivate a passion for gardening,
like Major Ames. Of course, if you married a woman quite ten years your
senior, you had to take to something, and it was lucky Major Ames had
not taken to drink.

       *       *       *       *       *

He felt quite cynical, and lost the first four holes. Later, but too
late, he pulled himself together. But it was poor consolation to win the
bye only.


Mrs. Ames put up her black and white sunshade as she stepped into the
hot street outside Dr. Evans’ house, about half-past six on the evening
of the twenty-eighth of June, and proceeded afoot past the half-dozen
houses that lay between it and the High Street. In appearance she was
like a small, good-looking toad in half-mourning; or, to state the
comparison with greater precision, she was small for a woman, but
good-looking for a toad. Her face had something of the sulky and
satiated expression of that harmless reptile, and her mourning was for
her brother, who had mercifully died of delirium tremens some six months
before. This scarcely respectable mode of decease did not curtail his
sister’s observance of the fact, and she was proposing to wear mourning
for another three months.

She had not seen him much of late years, and, as a matter of fact, she
thought it was much better that his inglorious career, since he was a
hopeless drunkard, had been brought to a conclusion, but her mourning,
in spite of this, was a faithful symbol of her regret. He had had the
good looks and the frailty of her family, while she was possessed of its
complementary plainness and strength, but she remembered with remarkable
poignancy, even in her fifty-fifth year, birds’-nesting expeditions with
him, and the alluring of fish in unpopulous waters. They had shared
their pocket-money together, also, as children, and she had not been
the gainer by it. Therefore she thought of him with peculiar tenderness.

It would be idle to deny that she was not interested in the Riseborough
view of his blackness. It was quite well known that he was a drunkard,
but she had stifled inquiry by stating that he had died of “failure.”
What organ it was that failed could not be inquired into: any one with
the slightest proper feeling--and she was well aware that Riseborough
had almost an apoplexy of proper feeling--would assume that it was some
organ not generally mentioned. She felt that there was no call on her to
gratify any curiosity that might happen to be rampant. She also felt
that the chief joy in the possession of a sense of humour lies in the
fact that others do not suspect it. Riseborough would certainly have
thought it very heartless of her to derive any amusement from things
however remotely connected with her brother’s death; Riseborough also
would have been incapable of crediting her with any tenderness of
memory, if it had known that he had actually died of delirium tremens.

In this stifling weather she almost envied those who, like Dr. Evans,
lived at the top of the town, where, in Castle Street, was situated the
charming Georgian house in the garden of which he for a little while
only, and his wife for three hours, had been entertaining their friends
and detractors at the garden-party. Though the house was in a “Street,”
and not a “Road,” it had a garden which anybody would expect to belong
to a “Road,” if not a “Place.” Streets seemed to imply small backyards
looking into the backs of other houses, whereas Dr. Evans’ house did
not, at its back, look on other houses at all, but extended a full
hundred yards, and then looked over the railway cutting of the
South-Eastern line, on open fields. Should you feel unkindly disposed,
it was easy to ask whether the noise of passing trains was not very
disagreeable, and indeed, Mrs. Taverner, in a moment of peevishness
arising from the fact that what she thought was champagne cup was only
hock cup, had asked that very question of Millicent Evans this afternoon
in Mrs. Ames’ hearing. But Millicent, in her most confiding and
child-like manner, had given what Mrs. Ames considered to be a wholly
admirable and suitable answer. “Indeed we do,” she had said, “and we
often envy you your beautiful big lawn.” For everybody, of course, knew
that Mrs. Taverner’s beautiful big lawn was a small piece of black earth
diversified by plantains, and overlooked and made odorous by the new
gasworks. Mrs. Taverner had, as was not unnatural, coloured up on
receipt of this silken speech, until she looked nearly as red as Mrs.
Altham. For herself, Mrs. Ames would not, even under this provocation,
have made so ill-natured a reply, though she was rather glad that
Millicent had done so, and to account for her involuntary smile, she
instantly Mrs. Altham to lunch with her next day. Indeed, walking now
down the High Street, she smiled again at the thought, and Mr.
Pritchard, standing outside his grocery store, thought she smiled at
him, and raised his hat. And Mrs. Ames rather hoped he saw how different
a sort of smile she kept on tap, so to speak, for grocers.

Mrs. Ames knew very well the manner of speeches that Mrs. Altham had
been indulging in during the last three weeks, about the little
dinner-party she was giving this evening, for she had been indiscreet
enough to give specimens of them to Millicent Evans, who had promptly
repeated them to her, and it is impossible adequately to convey how
unimportant she thought was anything that Mrs. Altham said. But the fact
that she had said so much was indirectly connected with her asking Mrs.
Altham (“and your husband, of course,” as she had rather pointedly
added) to lunch to-morrow, for she knew that Mrs. Altham would be
bursting with curiosity about the success of the new experiment, and she
intended to let her burst. She disliked Mrs. Altham, but that lady’s
hostility to herself only amused her. Of course, Mrs. Altham could not
refuse to accept her invitation, because it was a point of honour in
Riseborough that any one bidden to lunch the day after a dinner-party
must, even at moderate inconvenience, accept, for otherwise what was to
happen to the remains of salmon and of jelly too debilitated to be
served in its original shape, even though untouched, but still excellent
if eaten out of jelly-glasses? So much malice, then, must be attributed
to Mrs. Ames, that she wished to observe the febrile symptoms of Mrs.
Altham’s curiosity, and not to calm them, but rather excite them

Mrs. Ames would not naturally have gone for social purposes to the house
of her doctor, had he not married Millicent, whose father was her own
first cousin, and would have been baronet himself had he been the eldest
instead of the youngest child. As it was, Dr. Evans was on a wholly
different footing from that of an ordinary physician, for by marriage
he, as she by birth, was connected with “County,” which naturally was
the crown and cream of Riseborough society. Mrs. Ames was well aware
that the profession of a doctor was a noble and self-sacrificing one,
but lines had to be drawn somewhere, and it was impossible to
contemplate visiting Dr. Holmes. A dentist’s profession was
self-sacrificing, too, but you did not dine at your dentist’s, though
his manipulations enabled you to dine with comfort and confident smiles
elsewhere. Such lines as these she drew with precision, but automatic
firmness, and the apparently strange case of Mr. Turner, whom she had
induced her husband to propose for election at the club, whom, with his
wife, she herself asked to dinner, was really no exception. For it was
not Mr. Turner who had ever been a stationer in Riseborough, but his
father, and he himself had been to a public school and a university, and
had since then purged all taint of stationery away by twenty years’
impartiality as a police magistrate in London. True, he had not changed
his name when he came back to live in Riseborough, which would have
shown a greater delicacy of mind, and the present inscription above the
stationer’s shop, “Burrows, late Turner,” was obnoxious, but Mrs. Ames
was all against the misfortunes of the fathers being visited on the
children, and Riseborough, with the exception of Mrs. Altham, had quite
accepted Mr. and Mrs. Turner, who gave remarkably good dinners, which
were quite equal to the finest efforts of the (Scotch) chef at the club.
Mrs. Altham said that the Turners had eaten their way into the heart of
Riseborough society, which sounded almost witty, until Mrs. Ames pointed
out that it was Riseborough, not the Turners, who had done the eating.
On which the wit in Mrs. Altham’s _mot_ went out like a candle in the
wind. It may, perhaps, be open to question whether Mrs. Altham’s rooted
hostility to the Turners did not predispose Mrs. Ames to accept them
before their quiet amiability disposed her to do so, for she was neither
disposed nor predisposed to like Mrs. Altham.

Mrs. Ames’ way led through Queensgate Street, and she had to hold her
black skirt rather high as she crossed the road opposite the club, for
the dust was thick. She felt it wiser also to screw her small face up
into a tight knot in order to avoid inhaling the fetid blue smoke from
an over-lubricated motor-car that very rudely dashed by just in front of
her. She did not regard motors with any favour, since there were
financial reasons, whose validity was unassailable, why she could not
keep one; indeed, partly no doubt owing to her expressed disapproval of
them, but chiefly owing to similar financial impediments, Riseborough
generally considered that hired flies were a more gentlemanly and
certainly more leisurely form of vehicular transport. Mrs. Altham, as
usual, raised a dissentient voice, and said that she and her husband
could not make up their minds between a Daimler and a Rolles-Royce. This
showed a very reasonable hesitancy, since at present they had no data
whatever with regard to either.

Mrs. Ames permitted herself one momentary glance at the bow-window of
the club, as she regained the pavement after this dusty passage, and
then swiftly looked straight in front of her again, since it was not
quite _quite_ to look in at the window of a man’s club. But she had seen
several things: her husband was standing there with face contorted by
the imminent approach of a sneeze, which showed that his hayfever was
not yet over, as he hoped it might be. There was General Fortescue with
a large cigar in his mouth, and a glass, probably of sherry, in his
hand; there was also the top of a bald head peering over the geraniums
in the window like a pink full moon. That no doubt was Mr. Turner (for
no one was quite so bald as he), enjoying the privilege which she had
been instrumental in securing for him. Then Mrs. Altham passed her
driving, and Mrs. Ames waved and kissed her black-gloved hand to her,
thinking how very angular curiosity made people, while Mrs. Altham waved
back thinking that it was no use trying to look important if you were
only five foot two, so that honours were about divided. Finally, just
before she turned into her own gate, she saw coming along the road,
walking very fast, as his custom was, the man she respected and even
revered more than any one in Riseborough. She would have liked to wave
her hand to him too, only the Reverend Thomas Pettit would certainly
have thought such a proceeding to be very odd conduct. He was county
too--very much county, although a clergyman--being the son of that
wealthy and distressing peer, Lord Evesham, who occasionally came into
Riseborough on county business. On these occasions he lunched at the
club, instead of going to his son’s house, but did not eat the club
lunch, preferring to devour in the smoking-room, like an ogre with false
teeth, sandwiches which seemed to be made of fish in their decline. Mrs.
Ames, who could not be called a religious woman, but was certainly very
high church, was the most notable of Mr. Pettit’s admirers, and, indeed,
had set quite a fashion in going to the services at St. Barnabas’,
which were copiously embellished by banners, vestments and incense.
Indeed, she went there in adoration of him as much as for any other
reason, for he seemed to her to be a perfect apostle. He was rich, and
gave far more than half his goods to feed the poor; he was eloquent, and
(she would not have used so common a phrase) let them all “have it” from
his pulpit, and she was sure he was rapidly wearing himself out with
work. And how thrilling it would be to address her rather frequent notes
to him with the title ‘The Reverend The Lord Evesham!’... She gave a
heavy sigh, and decided to flutter her podgy hand in his direction for a
greeting as she turned into her gate.

       *       *       *       *       *

The little dinner which had so agitated Riseborough for the last three
weeks gave Mrs. Ames no qualms at all. Whatever happened at her house
was right, and she never had any reason to wonder, like minor
dinner-givers, if things would go off well, since she and no other was
responsible for the feast; it was Mrs. Ames’ dinner party. It was
summoned for a quarter to eight, and at half-past ten somebody’s
carriage would be announced, and she would say, “I hope nobody is
thinking of going away yet,” in consequence of which everybody would go
away at twenty minutes to eleven instead. If anybody expected to play
cards or smoke in the drawing-room, he would be disappointed, because
these diversions did not form part of the curriculum. The gentlemen had
one cigarette in the dining-room after their wine and with their coffee:
then they followed the ladies and indulged in the pleasures of
conversation. Mrs. Ames always sat in a chair by the window, and always
as the clock struck ten she re-sorted her conversationalists. That was
(without disrespect) a parlour-trick of the most supreme and
unfathomable kind. There was always some natural reason why she should
get up, and quite as naturally two or three people got up too. Then a
sort of involuntary general post took place. Mrs. Ames annexed the seat
of the risen woman whose partner she intended to talk to, and instantly
said, “Do tell me, because I am so much interested ...” upon which her
new partner sat down again. The ejected female then wandered
disconsolately forward till she found herself talking to some man who
had also got up. Therefore they sat down again together. But no one in
Riseborough could do the trick as Mrs. Ames could do it. Mrs. Altham had
often tried, and her efforts always ended in everybody sitting down
again exactly where they had been before, after standing for a moment as
if an inaudible grace was being said. But Mrs. Ames, though not socially
jealous (for, being the queen of Riseborough society, she had nobody to
be jealous of), was a little prone to spoil this parlour-trick when she
was dining at other houses, by suddenly developing an earnest
conversation with her already existing partner, when she saw that her
hostess contemplated a copy of her famous manœuvre. Yet, after all, she
was within her rights, for the parlour-trick was her own patent, and it
was quite proper to thwart the attempted infringement of it.

Having waggled her hand in the direction of Mr. Pettit, she went
straight to the dining-room, where the dinner-table was being laid.
There was to be a company of eight to-night, and accordingly she took
three little cardboard slips from the top left-hand drawer of her
writing-table, on each of which was printed--

                            PLEASE TAKE IN
                        . . . . . . . . . . . .
                              TO DINNER.

These were presented in the hall to the men before dinner (it was
unnecessary to write one for her husband), each folded, with the name of
the guest in question being written on the back, while the name of the
woman he was to take in filled the second line. Thus there were no
separate and hurried communications to be made in the drawing-room, as
everything was arranged already. This was not so original as the other
parlour-trick, but at present nobody else in Riseborough had attempted
it. Then out of the same drawer she took--what she took requires a fresh

Printed Menu-cards. There were a dozen packets of them, each packet
advertising a different dinner: an astounding device, requiring
enlargement of explanation. She discovered them by chance in the
Military Stores in London, selected a dozen packets containing fifty
copies each, and kept the secret to herself. The parlour-maids had
orders to tweak them away as soon as the last course was served, so that
no menu-collector, if there was such retrospective glutton in
Riseborough, could appropriate them, and thus, perhaps, ultimately get a
clue which might lead him to the solution. For by a portent of ill-luck,
it might then conceivably happen that a certain guest would find
himself bidden for the third or fourth time to eat precisely the same
dinner as his odious collection told him that he had eaten six months
before. But the tweaking parlour-maids obviated that risk, and if the
menu-cards were still absolutely “unsoiled,” Mrs. Ames used them again.
There was one very sumptuous dinner among the twelve, there were nine
dinners good enough for anybody, there were two dinners that might be
described as “poor.” It was one of these, probably, which Mrs. Altham
had in her mind when she was so ruthless in respect to Mrs. Ames’ food.
But, poor or sumptuous, it appeared to the innocent Riseborough world
that Mrs. Ames had her menu-cards printed as required; that, having
constructed her dinner, she sent round a copy of it to the printer’s to
be set up in type. Probably she corrected the proofs also. She never
called attention to these menus, and seemed to take them as a matter of
course. Mrs. Altham had once directly questioned her about them, asking
if they were not a great expense. But Mrs. Ames had only shifted a
bracelet on her wrist and said, “I am accustomed to use them.”

Mrs. Ames took four copies of one of these dinners which were good
enough for anybody, and propped them up, two on each of the long sides
of the table. Naturally, she did not want one herself, and her husband,
also naturally, sometimes said, “What are you going to give us to-night,
Amy?” In which case one of them was passed to him. But he had a good
retentive memory with regard to food, and with a little effort he could
remember what the rest of the dinner was going to be, when the nature of
the soup had given him his cue. Occasionally he criticized, saying in
his hearty voice (this would be in the autumn or winter), “What, what?
Partridge again? _Perdrix repetita_, isn’t it, General, if you haven’t
forgotten your Latin.” And Amy from the other end of the table replied,
“Well, Lyndhurst, we must eat the game our friends are so kind as to
send us.” And yet Mrs. Altham declared that she had seen partridges from
the poulterers delivered at Mrs. Ames’ house! “But they are getting
cheap now,” she added to her husband, “particularly the old birds. I got
a leg, Henry, and the bird must have roosted on it for years before Mrs.
Ames’ friends were so kind as to send it her.”

So Mrs. Ames propped up the printed menu-cards, and spoke a humorous
word to her first parlour-maid.

“I have often told you, Parker, to wear gloves when you are putting out
the silver. I am not a detective: I am not wanting to trace you by your

Parker giggled discreetly. Somehow, Mrs. Ames’ servants adored their
rather exacting mistress, and stopped with her for years. They did not
get very high wages, and a great deal was required of them, but Mrs.
Ames treated them like human beings and not like machines. It may have
been only because they were so far removed from her socially; but it may
have been that there was some essential and innate kindliness in her
that shut up like a parasol when she had to deal with such foolish and
trying folk as Mrs. Altham. Mrs. Altham, indeed, had tried to entice
Parker away with a substantial rise in wages, and the prospect of less
arduous service. But that admirable serving-maid had declined to be
tempted. Also, she had reported the occurrence to her mistress. It only
confirmed what Mrs. Ames already thought of the temptress. She did not
add any further black mark.

The table at present was devoid of any floral decoration, but that was
no part of Mrs. Ames’ province. Her husband, that premature gardener,
was responsible for flowers and wine when Mrs. Ames gave a party, and
always returned home half-an-hour earlier, to pick such of his treasures
as looked as if they would begin to go off to-morrow, and make a
subterranean excursion with a taper and the wine book to his cellar. In
the domestic economy of the house he paid the rent, the rates and taxes,
the upkeep of the garden, the wine bills, and the cost of their annual
summer holiday, while Mrs. Ames’ budget was responsible for coal,
electric light, servants’ wages, and catering bills. Arising out of this
arrangement there occasionally arose clouds (though no bigger than Mrs.
Ames’ own hand) that flecked the brightness of their domestic serenity.
Occasionally--not often--Mrs. Ames would be pungent about the
possibility of putting out the electric light on leaving a room,
occasionally her husband had sent for his coat at lunch-time, to
supplement the heat given out on a too parsimonious hearth. But such
clouds were never seen by other eyes than theirs: the presence of guests
led Major Ames to speak of the excellence of his wife’s cook and say,
“‘Pon my word, I never taste better cooking than what I get at home,”
and suggested to his wife to say to Mrs. Fortescue, “My husband so much
enjoys having the General to dinner, for he knows a glass of good wine.”
She might with truth have said that he knew a good many glasses.

Finally, the two shared in equal proportions the upkeep of a rather
weird youth who was the only offspring of their marriage, and was
mistakenly called Harry, for the name was singularly ill-suited to him.
He had lank hair, protuberant eyes, and a tendency to write poetry. Just
now he was at home from Cambridge, and had rather agitated his mother
that afternoon by approaching her dreamily at the garden-party and
saying, “Mother, Mrs. Evans is the most wonderful creature I ever saw!”
That seemed to her so wild an exaggeration as to be quite senseless, and
to portend poetry. Harry made his father uncomfortable, too, by walking
about with some quite common rose in his hand, and pretending that the
scent of it was meat and drink to him. Also he had queer notions about
vegetarianism, and said that a hunch of brown bread, a plate of beans,
and a lump of cheese, contained more nourishment than quantities of
mutton chops. But though not much of a hand at victuals, he found
inspiration in what he called “yellow wine,” and he and a few similarly
minded friends belonged to a secret Omar Khayyam Club at Cambridge, the
proceedings of which were carried on behind locked doors, not for fear
of the Jews, but of the Philistines. A large glass salad-bowl filled
with yellow wine and sprinkled with rose-leaves was the inspirer of
these mild orgies, and each Omarite had to write and read a short poem
during the course of the evening. It was a point of honour among members
always to be madly in love with some usually unconscious lady, and
paroxysms of passion were punctuated by Byronic cynicism. Just now it
seemed likely that Mrs. Evans would soon be the fount of aspiration and
despair. That would create quite a sensation at the next meeting of the
Omar Club: nobody before had been quite so daring as to fall in love
with a married woman. But no doubt that phenomenon has occurred in the
history of human passion, so why should it not occur to an Omarite?

       *       *       *       *       *

The wine at Mrs. Ames’ parties was arranged by her husband on a scale
that corresponded with the food. At either of the two “poor” dinners,
for instance, a glass of Marsala was accorded with the soup, a light
(though wholesome) claret moistened the rest of the meal, and a single
glass of port was offered at dessert. The course of the nine dinners
good enough for anybody was enlivened by the substitution of sherry for
Marsala, champagne for claret, and liqueurs presented with coffee, while
on the much rarer occasions of the one sumptuous dinner (which always
included an ice) liqueur made its first appearance with the ice, and a
glass of hock partnered the fish. To-night, therefore, sherry was on
offer, and when, the dinner being fairly launched, Mrs. Ames took her
first disengaged look round, she observed with some little annoyance,
justifiable, even laudable, in a hostess, that Harry was talking in the
wrong direction. In fact, he was devoting his attention to Mrs. Evans,
who sat between him and his father, instead of entertaining Elsie, her
daughter, whom he had taken in, and who now sat isolated and silent,
since General Fortescue, who was on her other side, was naturally
conversing with his hostess. Certainly it was rubbish to call Mrs. Evans
a most wonderful creature; there was nothing wonderful about her. She
was fair, with pretty yellow hair (an enthusiast might have called it
golden), she had small regular features, and that look of distinction
which Mrs. Ames (drawing herself up a little as she thought of it)
considered to be inseparable from any in whose veins ran the renowned
Westbourne blood. She had also that slim, tall figure which, though
characteristic of the same race, was unfortunately not quite inseparable
from its members, for no amount of drawing herself up would have
conferred it on Mrs. Ames, and Harry took after her in this respect.

Dr. Evans had not long been settled in Riseborough--indeed, it was only
last winter that he had bought his practice here, and taken the
delightful house in which his wife had given so populous a garden-party
that afternoon. Their coming, as advertised by Mrs. Ames, had been
looked forward to with a high degree of expectancy, since a fresh tenant
for the Red House, especially when he was known to be a man of wealth
(though only a doctor), was naturally supposed to connote a new and
exclusive entertainer, while his wife’s relationship to Sir James
Westbourne made a fresh link between the “town” and the “county.”
Hitherto, Mrs. Ames had been the chief link, and though without doubt
she was a genuine one (her mother being a Westbourne), she had been a
little disappointing in this regard, as she barely knew the present head
of the family, and was apt to talk about old days rather than glorify
the present ones by exhibitions of the family to which she belonged. But
it was hoped that with the advent of Mrs. Evans a more living intimacy
would be established.

Mrs. Evans was the fortunate possessor of that type of looks which wears
well, and it was difficult to believe that Elsie, with her eighteen
years and elderly manner, was her daughter. She was possessed of that
unemotional temperament which causes the years to leave only the
faintest traces of their passage, and they had graven on her face but
little record of joys and sorrows. Her mouth still possessed the
softness of a girl’s, and her eyes, large and blue, had something of the
shy, unconscious wonder of childhood in their azure. To judge by
appearances (which we shall all continue to do until the end of time,
though we have made proverbs to warn us against the fallibility of such
conclusions), she must have had the tender and innocent nature of a
child, and though Mrs. Ames saw nothing wonderful about her, it was
really remarkable that a woman could look so much and mean so little.
She did not talk herself with either depth or volume, but she had, so to
speak, a deep and voluminous way of listening which was immensely
attractive. She made the man who was talking to her feel himself to be
interesting (a thing always pleasant to the vainer sex), and in
consequence he generally became interested. To fire the word “flirt” at
her, point-blank, would have been a brutality that would have astounded
her--nor, indeed, was she accustomed to use the somewhat obvious arts
which we associate with those practitioners, but it is true that without
effort she often established relations of intimacy with other people
without any giving of herself in return. Both men and women were
accustomed to take her into their confidence; it was so easy to tell her
of private affairs, and her eyes, so wide and eager and sympathetic,
gave an extraordinary tenderness to her commonplace replies, which
accurately, by themselves, reflected her dull and unemotional mind. She
possessed, in fact, as unemotional but comely people do, the
potentiality of making a great deal of mischief without exactly meaning
it, and it would be safe to predict that, the mischief being made, she
would quite certainly acquit herself of any intention of having made it.
It would be rash, of course, to assert that no breeze would ever stir
the pearly sleeping sea of her temperament: all that can be said is that
it had not been stirred yet.

Mrs. Ames could not permit Elsie’s isolation to continue, and she said
firmly to Harry, “Tell Miss Evans all about Cambridge,” which
straightened conversation out again, and allowed Mrs. Evans to direct
all her glances and little sentences to Major Ames. As was usual with
men who had the privilege of talking to her, he soon felt himself a
vivid conversationalist.

“Yes, gardening was always a hobby of mine,” he was saying, “and in the
regiment they used to call me Adam. The grand old gardener, you know, as
Tennyson says. Not that there was ever anything grand about me.”

Mrs. Evans’ mouth quivered into a little smile.

“Nor old, either, Major Ames,” she said.

Major Ames put down the glass of champagne he had just sipped, in order
to give his loud, hearty laugh.

“Well, well,” he said, “I’m pretty vigorous yet, and can pull the heavy
garden roller as well as a couple of gardeners could. I never have a
gardener more than a couple of days a week. I do all the work myself.
Capital exercise, rolling the lawn, and then I take a rest with a bit of
weeding, or picking a bunch of flowers for Amy’s table. Weeding, too--

    ‘An hour’s weeding a day
     Keeps the doctor away.’

I defy you to get lumbago if you do a bit of weeding every morning.”

Again a little shy smile quivered on Millie Evans’ mouth.

“I shall tell my husband,” she said. “I shall say you told me you spend
an hour a day in weeding, so that you shouldn’t ever set eyes on him.
And then you make poetry about it afterwards.”

Again he laughed.

“Well, now, I call that downright wicked of you,” he said, “twisting my
words about in that way. General, I want your opinion about that glass
of champagne. It’s a ’96 wine, and wants drinking.”

The General applied his fish-like mouth to his glass.

“Wants drinking, does it?” he said. “Well, it’ll get it from me.
Delicious! Goo’ dry wine.”

Major Ames turned to Millie Evans again.

“Beg your pardon, Mrs. Evans,” he said, “but General Fortescue likes to
know what’s before him. Yes, downright wicked of you! I’m sure I wish
Amy had asked Dr. Evans to-night, but there--you know what Amy is. She’s
got a notion that it will make a pleasanter dinner-table not to ask
husband and wife always together. She says it’s done a great deal in
London now. But they can’t put on to their tables in London such
sweet-peas as I grow here in my bit of a garden. Look at those in front
of you. Black Michaels, they are. Look at the size of them. Did you ever
see such sweet-peas? I wonder what Amy is going to give us for dinner
to-night. Bit of lamb next, is it? and a quail to follow. Hope you’ll
go Nap, Mrs. Evans; I must say Amy has a famous cook. And what do you
think of us all down at Riseborough, now you’ve had time to settle down
and look about you? I daresay you and your husband say some sharp things
about us, hey? Find us very stick-in-the-mud after London?”

She gave him one of those shy little deprecating glances that made him
involuntarily feel that he was a most agreeable companion.

“Ah, you are being wicked now!” she said. “Every one is delightful. So
kind, so hospitable. Now, Major Ames, do tell me more about your
flowers. Black Michaels, you said those were. I must go in for
gardening, and will you begin to teach me a little? Why is it that your
flowers are so much more beautiful than anybody’s? At least, I needn’t
ask: it must be because you understand them better than anybody.”

Major Ames felt that this was an uncommonly agreeable woman, and for
half a second contrasted her pleasant eagerness to hear about his garden
with his wife’s complete indifference to it. She liked flowers on the
table, but she scarcely knew a hollyhock from a geranium.

“Well, well,” he said; “I don’t say that my flowers, which you are so
polite as to praise, don’t owe something to my care. Rain or fine, I
don’t suppose I spend less than an average of four hours a day among
them, year in, year out. And that’s better, isn’t it, than sitting at
the club, listening to all the gossip and tittle-tattle of the place?”

“Ah, you are like me,” she said. “I hate gossip. It is so dull.
Gardening is so much more interesting.”

He laughed again.

“Well, as I tell Amy,” he said, “if our friends come here expecting to
hear all the tittle-tattle of the place, they will be in for a
disappointment. Amy and I like to give our friends a hearty welcome and
a good dinner, and pleasant conversation about really interesting
things. I know little about the gossip of the town; you would find me
strangely ignorant if you wanted to talk about it. But politics now--one
of those beastly Radical members of Parliament lunched with us only the
week before last, and I assure you that Amy asked him some questions he
found it hard to answer. In fact, he didn’t answer them: he begged the
question, begged the question. There was one, I remember, which just
bowled him out. She said, ‘What is to happen to the parks of the landed
gentry, if you take them away from the owners?’ Well, that bowled him
out, as they say in cricket. Look at Sir James’s place, for instance,
your cousin’s place, Amy’s cousin’s place. Will they plant a row of
villas along the garden terrace? And who is to live in them if they do?
Grant that Lloyd George--she said that--grant that Lloyd George wants a
villa there, that will be one villa. But the terrace there will hold a
dozen villas. Who will take the rest of them? She asked him that. They
take away all our property, and then expect us to build houses on other
people’s! Don’t talk to me!”

The concluding sentence was not intended to put a stop on this pleasant
conversation; it was only the natural ejaculation of one connected with
landed proprietors. Mrs. Evans understood it in that sense.

“Do tell me all about it,” she said. “Of course, I am only a woman, and
we are supposed to have no brains, are we not? and to be able to
understand nothing about politics. But will they really take my cousin
James’s place away from him? I think Radicals must be wicked.”

“More fools than knaves, I always say,” said Major Ames magnanimously.
“They are deluded, like the poor Suffragettes. Suffragettes now! A
woman’s sphere of influence lies in her home. Women are the queens of
the earth; I’ve often said that, and what do queens want with votes?
Would Amy have any more influence in Riseborough if she had a vote? Not
a bit of it. Well, then, why go about smacking the faces of policemen
and chaining yourself to a railing? If I had my way----”

Major Ames became of lower voice and greater confidence.

“Amy doesn’t wholly agree with me,” he said; “and it’s a pleasure to
thrash the matter out with somebody like yourself, who has sensible
views on the subject. What use are women in politics? None at all, as
you just said. It’s for women to rock the cradle, and rule the world. I
say, and I have always said, that to give them a vote would be to wreck
their influence, God bless them. But Amy doesn’t agree with me. I say
that I will vote--she’s a Conservative, of course, and so am I--I will
vote as she wishes me to. But she says it’s the principle of the thing,
not the practice. But what she calls principle, I call want of
principle. Home: that’s the woman’s sphere.”

Mrs. Evans gave a little sigh.

“I never heard it so beautifully expressed,” she said. “Major Ames, why
don’t you go in for politics?”

Major Ames felt himself flattered; he felt also that he deserved the
flattery. Hence, to him now, it ceased to be flattery, and became a
tribute. He became more confidential, and vastly more vapid.

“My dear lady,” he said, “politics is a dirty business now-a-days. We
can serve our cause best by living a quiet and dignified life, without
ostentation, as you see, but by being gentlemen. It is the silent
protest against these socialistic ideas that will tell in the long run.
What should I do at Westminster? Upon my soul, if I found myself sitting
opposite those Radical louts, it would take me all my time to keep my
temper. No, no; let me attend to my garden, and give my friends
good dinners,--bless my soul, Amy is letting us have an ice
to-night--strawberry ice, I expect; that was why she asked me whether
there were plenty of strawberries. _Glace de fraises_; she likes her
menu-cards printed in French, though I am sure ‘strawberry ice’ would
tell us all we wanted to know. What’s in a name after all?”

Conversation had already shifted, and Major Ames turned swiftly to a
dry-skinned Mrs. Brooks who sat on his left. She was a sad high-church
widow who embroidered a great deal. Her dress was outlined with her own
embroideries, so, too, were many altar-cloths at the church of St.
Barnabas. She and Mrs. Ames had a sort of religious rivalry over its
decoration; the one arranged the copious white lilies that crowned the
cloth made by the other. Their rivalry was not without silent jealousy,
and it was already quite well known that Mrs. Brooks had said that
lilies of the valley were quite as suitable as Madonna lilies, which
shed a nasty yellow pollen on the altar-cloth. But Madonna lilies were
larger; a decoration required fewer “blooms.” In other moods also she
was slightly acid.

Mrs. Evans turned slowly to her right, where Harry was sitting. She
might almost be supposed to know that she had a lovely neck, at least it
was hard to think that she had lived with it for thirty-seven years in
complete unconsciousness of it. If she moved her head very quickly,
there was just a suspicion of loose skin about it. But she did not move
her head very quickly.

“And now let us go on talking,” she said. “Have you told my little girl
all about Cambridge? Tell me all about Cambridge too. What fun you must
have! A lot of young men together, with no stupid women and girls to
bother them. Do you play a great deal of lawn-tennis?”

Harry reconsidered for a moment his verdict concerning the wonderfulness
of her. It was hardly happy to talk to a member of the Omar Club about
games and the advantages of having no girls about.

“No; I don’t play games much,” he said. “The set I am in don’t care for

She tilted her head a little back, as if asking pardon for her

“I didn’t know,” she said. “I thought perhaps you liked games--football,
racquets, all that kind of thing. I am sure you could play them
beautifully if you chose. Or perhaps you like gardening? I had such a
nice talk to your father about flowers. What a lot he knows about them!”

Flowers were better than games, anyhow; Harry put down his spoon without
finishing his ice.

“Have you ever noticed what a wonderful colour _La France_ roses turn at
twilight?” he asked. “All the shadows between the petals become blue,
quite blue.”

“Do they really? You must show me sometime. Are there some in your
garden here?”

“Yes, but father doesn’t care about them so much because they are
common. I think that is so strange of him. Sunsets are common, too,
aren’t they? There is a sunset every day. But the fact that a thing is
common doesn’t make it less beautiful.”

She gave a little sigh.

“But what a nice idea,” she said. “I am sure you thought of it. Do you
talk about these things much at Cambridge?”

Mrs. Ames began to collect ladies’ eyes at this moment, and the
conversation had to be suspended. Millie Evans, though she was rather
taller than Harry, managed, as she passed him on the way to the door, to
convey the impression of looking up at him.

“You must tell me all about it,” she said. “And show me those delicious
roses turning blue at twilight.”

Dinner had been at a quarter to eight, and when the men joined the women
again in the drawing-room, light still lingered in the midsummer sky.
Then Harry, greatly daring, since such a procedure was utterly contrary
to all established precedents, persuaded Mrs. Evans to come out into the
garden, and observe for herself the chameleonic properties of the roses.
Then he had ventured on another violation of rule, since all rights of
flower-picking were vested in his father, and had plucked her
half-a-dozen of them. But on their return with the booty, and the
establishment of the blue theory, his father, so far from resenting this
invasions of his privileges, had merely said--

“The rascal might have found you something choicer than that, Mrs.
Evans. But we’ll see what we can find you to-morrow.”

She had again seemed to look up at Harry.

“Nothing can be lovelier than my beautiful roses,” she said. “But it is
sweet of you to think of sending me some more. Cousin Amy, look at the
roses Mr. Harry has given me.”

Carriages arrived as usual that night at half-past ten, at which hour,
too, a gaunt, grenadier-like maid of certain age, rapped loudly on the
front door, and demanded Mrs. Brooks, whom she was to protect on her way
home, and as usual carriages and the grenadier waited till twenty
minutes to eleven. But even at a quarter to, no conveyance, by some
mischance, had come for Mrs. Evans, and despite her protests, Major Ames
insisted on escorting her and Elsie back to her house. Occasionally,
when such mistakes occurred, it had been Harry’s duty to see home the
uncarriaged, but to-night, when it would have been his pleasure, the
privilege was denied him. So, instead, after saying good-night to his
mother, he went swiftly to his room, there to write a mysterious letter
to a member of the Omar Club, and compose a short poem, which should,
however unworthily, commemorate this amorous evening.

There is nothing in the world more rightly sacred than the first
dawnings of love in a young man, but, on the other hand, there is
nothing more ludicrous if his emotions are inspired, or even tinged, by
self-consciousness and the sense of how fine a young spark he is. And
our unfortunate Harry was charged with this absurdity; all through the
evening it had been present to his mind, how dashing and Byronic a tale
this would prove at the next meeting of the Omar Khayyam Club; with what
fine frenzy he would throw off, in his hour of inspiration after the
yellow wine, the little heart-wail which he was now about to compose, as
soon as his letter to Gerald Everett was written. And lest it should
seem unwarrantable to intrude in the spirit of ridicule on a young man’s
rapture and despair, an extract from his letter should give solid

“Of course, I can’t give names,” he said, “because you know how such
things get about; but, my God, Gerald, how wonderful she is. I saw her
this afternoon for the first time, and she dined with us to-night. She
understands everything--whatever I said, I saw reflected in her eyes, as
the sky is reflected in still water. After dinner I took her out into
the garden, and showed her how the shadows of the _La France_ roses turn
blue at dusk. I quoted to her two lines--

    ‘O, thou art fairer than the evening air,
     Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars.’

And I _think_ she saw that I quoted _at_ her. Of course, she turned it
off, and said, ‘What pretty lines!’ but I think she saw. And she carried
my roses home. Lucky roses!

“Gerald, I am miserable! I haven’t told you yet. For she is married. She
has a great stupid husband, years and years older than herself. She has,
too, a great stupid daughter. There’s another marvel for you! Honestly
and soberly she does not look more than twenty-five. I will write again,
and tell you how all goes. But I think she likes me; there is clearly
something in common between us. There is no doubt she enjoyed our
little walk in the dusk, when the roses turned blue.... Have you had any
successes lately?”

He finished his letter, and before beginning his poem, lit the candle on
his dressing-table, and examined his small, commonplace visage in the
glass. It was difficult to arrange his hair satisfactorily. If he
brushed it back it revealed an excess of high, vacant-looking forehead;
if he let it drop over his forehead, though his resemblance to Keats was
distinctly strengthened, its resemblance to seaweed was increased also.
The absence of positive eyebrow was regrettable, but was there not fire
in his rather pale and far-apart eyes? He rather thought there was. His
nose certainly turned up a little, but what, if not that, did tip-tilted
imply? A rather long upper-lip was at present only lightly fledged with
an adolescent moustache, but there was decided strength in his chin. It
stuck out. And having practised a frown which he rather fancied, he went
back to the table in the window again, read a few stanzas of _Dolores_,
in order to get into tune with passion and bitterness (for this poem was
not going to begin or end happily) and wooed the lyric muse.

       *       *       *       *       *

Major Ames, meantime, had seen Mrs. Evans to her door, and retraced his
steps as far as the club, where he was in half-a-mind to go in, and get
a game of billiards, which he enjoyed. He played in a loud, hectoring
and unskilful manner, and it was noticeable that all the luck (unless,
as occasionally happened, he won) was invariably on the side of his
opponent. But after an irresolute pause, he went on again, and let
himself into his own house. Amy was still sitting in the drawing-room,
though usually she went to bed as soon as her guests had gone.

“Very pleasant evening, my dear,” he said; “and your plan was a great
success. Uncommonly agreeable woman Mrs. Evans is. Pretty woman, too;
you would never guess she was the mother of that great girl.”

“She was not considered pretty as a girl,” said his wife.

“No? Then she must have improved in looks afterwards. Lonely life
rather, to be a doctor’s wife, with your husband liable to be called
away at any hour of the day or night.”

“I have no doubt Millie occupies herself very well,” said Mrs. Ames.
“Good-night, Lyndhurst. Are you coming up to bed?”

“Not just yet. I shall sit up a bit, and smoke another cigar.”

He sat in the window, and every now and then found himself saying, half
aloud, “Uncommonly agreeable woman.” Just overhead Harry was tearing
passion to shreds in the style (more or less) of Swinburne.


Dr. Evans was looking out of the window of his dining-room as he waited
the next morning for breakfast to be brought in, jingling a pleasant
mixture of money and keys in his trouser pockets and whistling a tune
that sounded vague and De Bussy-like until you perceived that it was
really an air familiar to streets and barrel-organs, and owed its
elusive quality merely to the fact that the present performer was a
little uncertain as to the comparative value of tones and semitones. But
this slightly discouraging detail was more than compensated for by the
evident cheerfulness of the executant; his plump, high-coloured face,
his merry eye, the singular content of his whole aspect betokened a
personality that was on excellent terms with life.

His surroundings were as well furnished and securely comfortable as
himself. The table was invitingly laid; a Sheffield-plate urn (Dr. Evans
was an amateur in Georgian decoration and furniture) hissed and steamed
with little upliftings of the lid under the pressure within, and a
number of hot dishes suggested an English interpretation of breakfast.
Fine mezzotints after the great English portrait-painters hung on the
walls, and a Chippendale sideboard was spread with fruit dishes and
dessert-plates. The morning was very hot, but the high, spacious room,
with its thick walls, was cool and fresh, while its potentialities for
warmth and cosiness in the winter were sponsored for by the large open
fireplace and the stack of hot-water pipes which stood beneath the
sideboard. Outside, the windows at which Dr. Evans stood looked out on
to the large and secluded lawn, which had been the scene of the
garden-party the day before. Red-brick walls ran along the two sides of
it at right angles to the house: opposite, a row of espaliered
fruit-trees screened off the homeliness of the kitchen-garden beyond,
and the railway cutting which formed the boundary of this pleasant

Wilfred Evans had whistled the first dozen bars of the “Merry Widow
Waltz” some six or seven times through, before, with the retarded
consciousness that it was Sunday, he went on to “The Church’s One
Foundation,” and though, with his usual admirable appetite, he felt the
allure of the hot dishes, he waited, still whistling, for some other
member of his household, wife or daughter, to appear. He was one of the
most gregarious and clubbable of men, and no hecatomb of stalled oxen
would have given him content, if he had had to eat his beef alone. A
firm attachment to his domestic circle, combined with the not very
exacting calls of his practice, but truly fervent investigations in the
laboratory at the end of the garden, of the habits and economy of
phagocytes, comfortably filled up, to the furthest horizon, the scenery
of his mental territories.

He had not to wait long for his wife to appear, and he hailed her with
his wonted cordiality.

“Morning, little woman,” he said. “Slept well, I hope?”

Mrs. Evans did not practice at home all those arts of pleasing with
which she was so lavish in other people’s houses. Also, this morning
she felt rather cross, a thing which, to do her justice, was rare with

“Not very,” she said. “I kept waking. It was stiflingly hot.”

“I’m sorry, my dear,” said he.

Mrs. Evans busied herself with tea-making; her long, slender hands moved
with extraordinary deftness and silence among clattering things, and her
husband whistled the “Merry Widow Waltz” once or twice more.

“Oh, Wilfred, do stop that odious tune,” she said, without the slightest
hint of impatience in her voice. “It is bad enough on your pianola,
which, after all, is in tune!”

“Which is more than can be said for my penny whistle?” asked he,
good-humouredly. “Right you are, I’m dumb. Tell me about your party last

“My dear, haven’t you been to enough Riseborough parties to know that
there is nothing to tell about any party?” she asked. “I sat between
Major Ames and the son. I talked gardening on one side with the father,
and something which I suppose was enlightened Cambridge conversation on
the other. Harry Ames is rather a dreadful sort of youth. He took me
into the garden afterwards to show me something about roses. And the
carriage didn’t come. Major Ames saw me home. When did you get in?”

“Not till nearly three. Very difficult maternity case. But we’ll pull
them both through.”

Millie Evans gave a little shudder, which was not quite entirely
instinctive. She emphasized it for her husband’s benefit. Unfortunately,
he did not notice it.

“Will you have your tea now?” she asked.

He looked at her with an air mainly conjugal but tinged with

“Bit upset with the heat, little woman?” he asked. “You look a trifle
off colour. We can’t have you sleeping badly, either. Show me the man
who sleeps his seven hours every night, and I’ll show you who will live
to be ninety.”

This prospect did not for the moment allure his wife.

“I think I would sooner sleep less and die earlier,” she said in her
even voice, “though I’m sure Elsie will live to a hundred at that rate.
You encourage her to be lazy in the morning, Wilfred. I’m sure any one
can manage to be in time for breakfast at a quarter past nine.”

He shook his head.

“No, no, little woman,” he said. “Let a growing girl sleep just as much
as she feels inclined. I would sooner stint a girl’s food than her
sleep. Give the red corpuscles a chance, eh?”

Millie got up from the table, and went to the sideboard to get some
fruit. Then suddenly it struck her all this was hardly worth while. It
seemed a stupid business to come down every morning and eat breakfast,
to manage the household, to go for a walk, perhaps, or sit in the
garden, and after completing the round of these daily futilities, to go
to bed again and sleep, just for the recuperation that sleep gave, to
enable her to do it all over again. But the strawberries looked cool and
moist, and standing by the sideboard she ate a few of them. Just above
it hung the oblong Sheraton mirror, which her husband had bought so
cheaply at a local sale and had brought home so triumphantly. That, too,
seemed to tell her a stale story, and the reflection of her young face,
crowned with the shimmer of yellow hair, against the dark oak background
of the panelling seemed without purpose or significance. She was doing
nothing with her beauty that stayed so long with her. But it would not
stay many years longer: this morning even there seemed to be a shadow
over it, making it dim.... Soon nobody would care if she had ever been
pretty or not; indeed, even now Elsie seemed by her height and the
maturity of her manner to be reminding everybody of the fact that she
herself must be approaching the bar which every woman has to cross when
she is forty or thereabouts.... And, strange enough it may appear, these
doubts and questionings which looked at Millie darkly from the Sheraton
glass above the sideboard, selfish and elementary as they were,
resembled “thought” far more closely than did the generality of those
surface impressions that as a rule mirrored her mind. They were, too,
rather actively disagreeable, and generally speaking, nothing
disagreeable occurred to her. The experiences of every day might be
mildly exhilarating, or mildly tedious. But, whatever they were, she was
not accustomed to think closely about them. Now, for the moment, it
seemed to her that some shadow, some vague presence confronted her, and
menacingly demanded her attention.

Riseborough is notable for the number of its churches, and before long
the air was mellow with bells. As a rule, Millie Evans went to church on
Sunday morning with the same regularity as she ate hot roast beef for
lunch when it was over, but this morning she easily let herself be
persuaded to refrain from any act of public worship. It seemed quite
within the bounds of possibility that she might feel faint during the
psalms and, on her husband’s advice, she settled to stop at home,
leaving him and Elsie, who was quite unaware what faintness felt like,
to attend. But it was not the fear of faintness that prompted her
absence: she wanted, almost for the first time in her life, to be alone
and to think. Even on the occasion of her marriage, she had not found it
necessary to employ herself with original thought: her mother had done
the thinking for her, and had advised her, as she felt quite sure,
sensibly and well. Nor had she needed to think when she was expecting
her only child, for on that occasion she had been perfectly content to
do exactly as her husband told her. But now, at the age of thirty-seven,
the sight of her own face in the glass had suggested to her certain
possibilities, certain limitations.

Ill-health had, on infrequent Sundays, prevented her attendance at
church, and now, following merely the dictates of habit, she took out
with her to a basket chair below the big mulberry-tree in the garden, a
Bible and prayer-book, out of which she supposed that she would read the
psalms and lessons for the day. But the Bible remained long untouched,
and when she opened it eventually at random, she read but one verse. It
was at the end of Ecclesiastes that the leaves parted, and she read,
“When desire shall fail, because man goeth to his long home.”

That was enough, for it was that, here succinctly expressed, which had
been troubling her this morning, though so vaguely, that until she saw
her symptoms written down shortly and legibly, she had scarcely known
what they were. But certainly this line and a half described them. No
doubt it was all very elementary; by degrees one ceased to care, and
then one died. But her case was rather different from that, for she
felt that with her desire had not failed, simply because she never had
had desire. She had waked and slept, she had eaten and walked, she had
had a child; but all these things had been of about the same value. Once
she had had a tooth out, without gas; that was a slightly more vivid
experience. But it was very soon over: she had not really cared.

But though she had not cared for any of those things, she had not been
bored with the repetition of them. It had seemed natural that one thing
should follow another, that the days should become weeks, and the weeks
should become months, insensibly. When the months added themselves into
years, she took notice of that fact by having a birthday, and Wilfred,
as he gave her some little present in a morocco case, told her that she
looked as young as when they first met, which was very nearly true. She
had a quantity of these morocco cases now: he never omitted the punctual
presentation of each. And the mental vision of all these morocco cases,
some round, some square, some oblong, and the thought of their
contents--a little pearl brooch, a sapphire brooch, a pair of emerald
ear-rings, a jewelled hat-pin--suddenly came upon her with their
cumulative effect. A lot of time had gone by; it chiefly lived in her
now through the memory of the morocco cases.

By virtue of her unemotional temperament and serene bodily health she
looked very young still, and certainly did not feel old. But as the
bells for church ceased to jangle and clash in the hot still air,
leaving only for the ear the hum of multitudinous bees in the long
flower-bed, it dawned on her that whatever she felt, and however she
looked, she would soon be on the other side of that barrier which for
women marks the end of their essential and characteristic life. There
were a few years left her yet out of the years of which she made so
little use, and with a spasm, the keenest perhaps she had ever known,
even including the extraction of the tooth without gas, the horror of
middle-age fell upon her, making her shiver. All her life she had felt
nothing: soon she would be incapable of feeling, except in so far as
regret, that pale echo of what might once have been emotion, can be
considered an affair of the heart. To feel, she readily perceived,
implied the existence of something or somebody to feel about. But she
did not know where to look for her participant. Long ago her husband had
become as much part of that dead level of life as had her breakfast or
her dressing for dinner. Never had he stirred her from her placid
passivity, she had never yearned for him, in the sense in which a
thirsty man desires water. She had no love of nature: “the primrose by
the river’s brim” might have been a violet for anything that she cared;
charity, in its technical sense, was distasteful to her, because the
curious smell in the houses of the poor made her only long to get away.
It was hard to know where to turn to find an outlet for that drowsily
awakening recognition of life that to-day, so late and as yet so feebly,
stirred within her. Yet, though it stirred but feebly, there was
movement there: it wanted to be alive for a little, before it was
indubitably dead.

Her thoughts went back to the topic concerning which she had told her
husband that there was nothing to be told--namely, the dinner-party at
the Ames’ last night. Certainly there was nothing remarkable about it:
she had conducted herself as usual, with the usual result. She was
accustomed to deal out her little smiles and deferential glances and
flattering speeches to those who sat next her at dinner, because in
herself a mild amiability prompted her to make herself pleasant, and
because, with so little trouble to herself, she could make a man behave
as agreeably as he was capable of behaving. She attracted men very
easily, cursorily one might say, without attaching any importance to the
interest she aroused, and without looking further than the dinner-table
for the fruits of the attraction she exercised. But this morning, this
tardy and drowsy recognition of life, beside which, so to speak, lay the
shadow of middle-age, gave her pause. Was there some fruition and
development of herself, before the withered and barren years came to
her, to be found there? It would be quite beyond the mark to say that,
sitting here, she definitely proposed to herself to try to make herself
emotionally interested in somebody else, in case that might add a zest
to life, but she considered the effect which she so easily produced in
others, and wondered what it meant to feel like that. Certainly Major
Ames had enjoyed escorting her home; certainly Harry had felt a touch of
_gauche_ romance when he showed her the effect of twilight on the
complexion of some rose or other. He had given her a whole bunch of
roses, with an attempt at a pretty speech. Yes, that was it--the shadows
in them looked pale-blue, and he had said that they were just the colour
of her eyes. But the roses were pretty: she hoped that somebody had put
them in water.

She was already more than a little interested in her reflections: there
was something original and exciting to her in them, and it was annoying
to have them broken in upon by the parlour-maid who came towards her
from the house. Personally, she thought it absurd not to keep
men-servants, but Wilfred always maintained that a couple of good
parlour-maids produced greater comfort with less disturbance, and
yielding to him, as she always yielded to anybody who expressed a
definite opinion, she had acquiesced in female service. But she always
called the head parlour-maid Watkins, whereas her husband called her

“Major Ames wants to know if you will see him, ma’am,” said Watkins.

The interest returned.

“Yes, ask him to come out,” she said.

Watkins went back to the house and returned with Major Ames in tow, who
carried a huge bouquet of sweet-peas. There then followed the difficulty
of meeting and greeting gracefully and naturally which is usual when the
visitor is visible a long way off. The Major put on a smile far too
soon, and had to take it off again, since Mrs. Evans had not yet decided
that it was time to see him. Then she began to smile, while he (without
his smile) was looking abstractedly at the top of the mulberry-tree, as
if he expected to find her there. He looked there a moment too long, for
one of the lower branches suddenly knocked his straw hat off his head,
and he said, “God bless my soul,” and dropped the sweet-peas. However,
this was not an unmixed misfortune, for the recognition came quite
naturally after that. She hoped he was not hurt, was he _sure_ that
silly branch had not hit his face? It must be taken off! _What_ lovely
flowers! And were they for her? They were.

Major Ames replaced his hat rather hastily, after a swift manœuvre with
regard to his hair which Mrs. Evans did not accurately follow. The fact
was (though he believed the fact not to be generally known) that the top
of Major Ames’ head was entirely destitute of hair, and that the smooth
crop which covered it was the produce of the side of his head--just
above the ear--grown long, and brushed across the cranium so as to adorn
it with seemingly local wealth and sleekness. The rough and unexpected
removal of his hat by the bough of the mulberry-tree had caused a
considerable portion of it to fall back nearly to the shoulder of the
side on which it actually grew, and his hasty manœuvre with his gathered
tresses was designed to replace them. Necessarily he put back his hat
again quickly, in the manner of a boy capturing a butterfly.

His mind, and the condition of it, on this Sunday morning, would repay a
brief analysis. Briefly, then, a sort of _aurora borealis_ of youth had
visited him: his heaven was streaked with inexplicable lights. He had
told himself that a man of forty-seven was young still, and that when a
most attractive woman had manifested an obvious interest in him, it was
only reasonable to follow it up. He was not a coxcomb, he was not a
loose liver; he was only a very ordinary man, well and healthy, married
to a woman considerably older than himself, and living in a town which,
in spite of his adored garden, presented but moderate excitements. But
indeed, this morning call, paid with this solid tribute of sweet-peas,
was something of an adventure, and had not been mentioned by him to his
wife. He had seen her start for St. Barnabas, and then had hastily
gathered his bouquet and set out, leaving Harry wandering dreamily about
the cinder-paths in the kitchen garden, in the full glory of the
discovery that the colour of the scarlet runners was like a clarion.
Major Ames had plucked almost his rarest varieties, for to pluck the
rarest, since he wished to save their first bloom for seed, would have
been on the further side of quixotism and have verged on imbecility, but
he had brought the best of his second-best. Last night, too, he had
hinted at his own remissness in the matter of church attendance on
Sunday morning, and on his way up here had permitted himself to wonder
whether Millie would prove (in consequence, perhaps, of that) to have
abstained from worship also, expecting, or at least considering
possible, a morning call from him. As a matter of fact she had not
indulged in any such hopes, since it had been a matter of pure
indifference to her whether he went to church on Sunday or not. But when
he found on inquiry at the door that she was at home, it was scarcely
unreasonable, on the part of a rather vain and gallantly minded man, to
connect the fact with the information he had given.

So he hastily readjusted his hat.

“My own stupidity entirely,” he said; “do not blame the tree. Yes, I
have brought you just a few flowers, and though they are not worthy of
your acceptance, they are not the worst bunch of sweet-peas I have ever
seen, not the worst. These, Catherine the Great, for instance, are
not--well--they do not grow quite in every garden.”

Mrs. Evans opened her blue eyes a little wider.

“And are they really for me, Major Ames?” she asked again. “It is good
of you. My precious flowers! They must be put in water at once. Watkins,
bring me one of the big flower-bowls out here. I will arrange them

“Lucky flowers, lucky flowers,” chuckled Major Ames.

“It’s I who am lucky,” said she, acknowledging this subtle compliment
with a little smile. “I stop away from church rather lazily, and am
rewarded by a pleasant visit and a beautiful nosegay. And what a
charming party we had last night! I could hardly believe it when I came
back here and found it was nearly half-past eleven. Such hours!”

Major Ames gave his great loud laugh.

“You are making fun of us, Mrs. Evans,” he said; “‘pon my word you are
making fun of us and our quiet ways down at Riseborough. I’ll be bound
that when you were in London, half-past eleven was more the sort of time
when you began to go out to your dances.”

“I used to go out a good deal when I was quite young,” she said.
“Wilfred used quite to urge me to go out, and certainly people were very
kind in asking me. I remember one night in the season, I was asked to
two dinner-parties and a ball and an evening party. After all, it is
natural to take pleasure in innocent gaiety when one is young.”

Major Ames felt very hot after his walk, and, forgetting the adventure
of his hair, nearly removed his straw hat. But providentially he
remembered it again just in time.

“Upon my word, Mrs. Evans,” he said jovially, “you make me feel a
hundred years old when you talk like that, as if your days of youth and
success were over. Why, some one at your garden-party yesterday
afternoon told me for a fact that Miss Elsie was the daughter of your
husband’s first wife. Wouldn’t believe me when I said she was your
daughter. Poor Sanders--it was Mr. Sanders who said it--had to pay ten
shillings to me for his positiveness. He betted, you know, he insisted
on betting. But really, any one who didn’t happen to know would be
right to make such a bet ninety-nine times out of a hundred.”

She gave him a little smile with lowered eyelids.

“Dear Elsie!” she said. “She is such a comfort to me. She quite manages
the house for me, and spares me all the trouble. She always knows how
much asparagus ought to cost, and what happens to strawberry ice after a
party. I never was a good housekeeper. Wilfred always used to say to me,
‘Go out and enjoy yourself, my dear, and I’ll pay the bills.’ Of course,
it was all his kindness, I know, but sometimes I wonder if it would not
have been truer kindness to have made me think and contrive more. Elsie
does it all now, but when my little girl marries it will be my turn
again. Tell me, Major Ames, is it you or cousin Amy who makes everything
go so beautifully at your house? I think--shall I say it--I think it
must be you. When a man manages a house there is always more precision
somehow: you feel sure that everything has been foreseen and provided
for. Printed menu-cards, for instance--so _chic_, so perfectly

Watkins had brought out a large dish, rather like a sponging-tin, for
the sweet-peas, and Mrs. Evans had begun the really Herculean labour of
putting them in water. A grille of wire network fitted over the rim of
it: each pea was stuck in separately. She looked up from her task at

“Am I right?” she asked.

Major Ames was not really an untruthful man, but many men who are not
really untruthful get through a wonderful lot of misrepresentation.

“Oh, you mustn’t give me credit for that,” he said (truthfully so far);
“it’s a dodge we always used to have at mess, so why not at one’s own
house also? It’s better than written cards, which take a lot of time to
copy out again and again, and then, you see, my dear Amy is not very
strong at French, and doesn’t want always to be bothering me to tell her
whether there’s an accent in one word, or two ‘s’s’ in another. Saves
time and trouble.”

Mrs. Evans applauded softly with pink finger-tips.

“Ah, I knew it was you!” she said.

Now, clearly (though almost without intention) Major Ames had gone too
far to retreat: also retreat implied a flat contradiction of what Mrs.
Evans said she knew, which would have been a rudeness from which his
habitual gallantry naturally revolted. Consequently, being unable to
retreat, he had to make himself as safe as possible, to entrench

“Perhaps it’s a little extravagance,” he said. “Indeed, Amy thinks it
is, and I never mention the subject of menu-cards to her. She’s apt to
turn the subject a bit abruptly on the word menu-card. Dear Amy! After
all, it would be a very dull affair, our pleasant life down here, if we
all completely agreed with each other.”

She gave a little sigh, shaking her head, and smiling at her sweet-peas.

“Ah, how often I think that too,” she said. “At least, now you say it, I
feel I have often thought it. It is so true. Dear Wilfred is such an
angel to me, you see! Whatever I do, he is sure to think right. But
sometimes you wonder whether the people who know you best, really
understand you. It is like--it is like learning things by heart. If you
learn a thing by heart, you so often cease to think what it means.”

Mrs. Evans, it must be confessed, did not mean anything very precisely
by this: her life, that is to say, was not at all circumstanced in the
manner that her speech implied it to be, except in so far that she often
wished that more amusing things happened to her, and that she would not
so soon be forty years old. But she certainly intended Major Ames to
attach to her words their natural implication: she wanted to seem
vaguely unappreciated. At the same time, she desired him to see that she
in no way blamed her dear unconscious Wilfred. If Major Ames thought
that, it would spoil a most essential feature of the picture she wished
to present of herself. Why she wished to present it was also quite easy
of comprehension. She wanted to be interesting, and was by nature silly.
The fact that she was close on thirty-eight largely conduced to her

Major Ames made a perfectly satisfactory interpretation of it. He saw
all the things he was meant to see, and nothing else. And it was
deliciously delivered, so affectionately as regarded Wilfred, so shyly
as regarded herself. He instantly made the astounding mental discovery
that she was somehow not very happy, owing to a failure in domestic
affinities. He felt also that it was intuitive of him to have guessed
that, since she had not actually said it. And he was tremendously
conscious of the seduction of her presence, as she sat there, cool and
white on this hot morning, putting in the last of the sweet-peas he had
brought her. She looked enchantingly young and fresh, and evidently
found something in him which disposed her to confidences. In justice to
him, it may be said that he did not inquire in his own mind as to what
that was, but it was easy to see she trusted him.

“I think we all must feel that at times, my dear lady,” he said, anxious
to haul the circumstance of his own home into the discussion. “I
suppose that all of us who are not quite old yet, not quite quite old
yet, let us say, in order to include me, feel at times that life is not
giving us all that it might give; that people do not really understand
us. No doubt many people, and I daresay those, as you said, who know one
best, do not understand one. And then we mustn’t mind that, but march
straight on, march straight on, according to orders.”

He sat up very straight in his chair as if about to march, as he made
thrillingly noble remarks, and hit himself a couple of sounding blows
with his clenched fist on his broad chest. Then a sudden suspicion
seized him that he had displayed an almost too Spartan unflinchingness,
as if soldiers had no hearts.

“And then perhaps we shall meet some one who does understand us,” he

The critical observer, the cynic, and that rarest of all products, the
entirely sincere and straightforward person, would have found in this
conversation nothing that would move anything beyond his raillery or
disgust. Here sitting under the mulberry-tree in this pleasant garden,
on a Sunday morning, were two people, the man nearly fifty, the woman
nearly forty, both trying, with God knows how many little insincerities
by the way, to draw near to each other. Both had reached ages that were
dangerous to such as had lived (even as they had) extremely respectable
and well-conducted lives, without any paramount reason for their
morality. About Major Ames’ mode of life before he married, which, after
all, was at the early age of twenty-five, nothing need be said, because
there is really very little to say, and in any case the conduct of a
young man not yet in his twenty-fifth year has almost nothing to do with
the character of the same man when he is forty-seven. In that very long
interval he had conducted himself always as a married man should, and
those years, married as he was to a woman much his senior, had not been
at all discreditably passed. This chronicle does not in the least intend
to impute to him any high principled character, for he had nothing of
Galahad in his composition. But he was not a satyr. Consequently, for
this is part of the ironical composition of a man--just in the years
with which we are dealing, at a time of life when a man might have been
condoned for having sown wild oats and seen the huskiness of them, he
was in that far more precarious position of not having sown them
(except, so to speak, in the smallest of flower-pots), nor of having
experienced the jejune quality of such a crop. But it is not implied
that he now regretted the respectability of those twenty-two years. He
did not do so: he had had a happy and contented life, but he would soon
be old. Nor did he now at all contemplate adventure. Merely an Odysseus
who had never voyaged wondered what voyaging was like. He was not in
love with this seductive long-lashed face that bent over the sweet-peas
had brought her. But if he had the picking of those sweet-peas over
again, he would probably have picked the very best, regardless of the
fact that he wanted the seeds for next year’s sowing. So as regards him
the cynic’s sneers would have been out of place; he contemplated nothing
that the cynic would have called “a conquest.” The sincere,
straight-forward gentleman would have been equally excessive in his
disgust. There was nothing, except the slight absurdity of Major Ames’
nature, to justify either laughter or tears. He was a moderate man of
middle-age, about as well intentioned as most of us.

Mrs. Evans, perhaps, was less laudable, and more deserved laughter and
tears. She had consciously tried to produce a false impression without
saying false things--a lamentable posture. She had wanted, as was her
nature, to attract without being correspondingly attracted. She was
prepared for him to go a little further, which is characteristic of the
flirt. She succeeded, as the flirt usually does.

His last sentence was received in silence, and he thought well to repeat
it with slight variation. The theme was clear.

“We may meet some one who understands us,” he said. “Who looks into us,
not at us, eh? Who sees not what we wish only, but what we want.”

She put the last sweet-pea into the wire-netting.

“Oh, yes, yes,” she said; “how beautiful that distinction is.”

He was not aware of its being particularly beautiful, until she
mentioned it, but then it struck him that it was rather fine. Also the
respectability of all his long years tugged at him, as with a chain. He
was quite conscious that he was encouraged, and so he was slightly
terrified. He had not much power of imagination, but he could picture to
himself a very uncomfortable home....

Providence came to his aid--probably Providence. Church time was spent,
and two black Aberdeen terriers, followed by Elsie, followed by Dr.
Evans, came out of the drawing-room door on to the lawn. They were all
in the genial exhilaration that accompanies the sense of duty done. The
dogs had been let out from the house, where they were penned on Sunday
morning to prevent their unexpected appearance in church; the other two
had been let out from church.

Wilfred Evans had most clearly left church behind him: he had also left
in the house not only his top hat but his coat, as befitted the heat of
the morning, and appeared, stout, and strong, and brisk. Elsie was less
vigorous: she sat down on the grass as soon as she reached the shade of
the tree. She had the good sense to shake hands with Major Ames first:
otherwise her mother would have made remarks to him about her manners.
But she was markedly less elderly now than she had been at the formal
dinner-party of the night before.

Dr. Evans arrived last at the mulberry-tree.

“Jove! what jolly flowers,” he said. “That’s you, Major Ames, isn’t it?
How de’do? Well, little woman, how goes it? You did well not to come to
church. Awfully hot it was.”

“And a very long sermon, Daddy,” said Elsie.

“Twenty-two minutes: I timed it. Very interesting, though. You’ll stop
to lunch, Major Ames, won’t you? We lunch at one always on Sunday.”

Now Major Ames knew quite well that there was going to be at his house
the lunch that followed parties, the resurrection lunch of what was dead
last night. There would be little bits of salmon slightly greyer than on
the evening before, peeping out from the fresh salad that covered them.
There would be some sort of _chaud-froid_; there would be a pink and
viscous fluid which was the debilitated descendant of the strawberry ice
which Amy had given them. There would also be several people, including
Mrs. Altham, who had not been bidden to the feast last night, but who,
since they came according to the authorized Riseborough version of
festivities, to the lunch next day, would certainly be bidden to dinner
on the next occasion. Also, he knew well, he would have to say to Mrs.
Altham, “Amy has given us cold luncheon to-day. Well, I don’t mind a
cold luncheon on as hot a day as it is. _Chaud-froid_ of chicken, Mrs.
Altham. I think you’ll find that Amy’s cook understands _chaud-froid_.”

And all the time he knew that _chaud-froid_ meant a dinner-party on the
night before. So did the viscous fluid in the jelly glasses, so did
everything else. And of course Mrs. Altham knew: everybody knew all
about the lunch that followed a dinner-party. Even if the dinner-party
last night had been as secret as George the Fourth’s marriage with Mrs.
Fitzherbert, the lunch to-day would have made it as public as any
function at St. Peter’s, Eaton Square.

He thought over the unimaginable dislocation in all this routine that
his absence would entail.

“I wonder if I ought to,” he said. “I fancy Amy told me she had a few
friends to lunch.”

Millie Evans looked up at him. Infinitesimal as was the point as to
whether he should lunch here or at home, she knew that she definitely
entered herself against his wife at this moment.

“Ah, do stop,” she said. “If Cousin Amy has a few friends why shouldn’t
we have one?”

He got up: he nearly took off his hat again, but again remembered.

“I take it as a command,” he said. “Am I ordered to stop?”

“Certainly. Telephone to Mrs. Ames, Wilfred, and say that Major Ames is
lunching with us.”

“_À les ordres de votre Majesté_,” said he brightly, forgetting for the
moment that his wife came to him for help with the elusive language of
our neighbours. But the Frenchness of his bearing and sentiment,
perhaps, diverted attention from the curious character of his grammar.


It was, of course, as inevitable as the return of day that Mrs. Altham
should start half-an-hour earlier than was necessary to go to church
that morning, in order to return to Mrs. Brooks, who had been dining
last night at the Ames’, a couple of books that had been lent her a
month or two ago, and that Mrs. Brooks should recount to her the unusual
incident of Harry’s taking Mrs. Evans into the garden after dinner, and
giving her a gradually growing bouquet of roses torn from his father’s
trees. Indeed, it was difficult to settle satisfactorily which part of
Harry’s conduct was the most astounding, with such completeness had he
revolted against both beneficiaries of the fifth commandment.

“They can’t have been out in the garden for less than twenty minutes,”
said Mrs. Brooks; “and I shouldn’t wonder if it was more. For we had
scarcely settled ourselves after the gentlemen came in from the
dining-room, when they went out, and I’m sure we had hardly got talking
again after they came back, before my maid was announced. To be sure the
gentlemen sat a long time after dinner before joining us, which I notice
is always the case when General Fortescue is at a party, but it can’t
have been less than half-an-hour that they were in the garden now one
comes to add it up.”

Mrs. Brooks surveyed for a moment in silence her piece of embroidery.
Not for a moment must it be supposed that she would have done
embroidery for her own dress on Sunday morning; this was a frontal for
the lectern at St. Barnabas, which would make it impossible for Mrs.
Ames to decorate the lectern any more with her flowers. There was a
cross, and a crown, and some initials, and some rays of light, and a
heart, and some passion flowers, and a dove worked on it, with a
profusion of gold thread that was positively American in its opulence.
Hitherto, the lectern had always been the field of one of Mrs. Ames’
most telling embellishments. When this embroidery was finished (which it
soon would be) she would be driven from the lectern in disorder and

“A very rich effect,” said Mrs. Altham sympathetically. “Half-an-hour!
Dear me! And then I think you said she came back with a dozen roses.”

Mrs. Brooks closed her eyes, and made a short calculation.

“More than a dozen,” she said. “I daresay there were twenty roses. It
was very marked, very marked indeed. And if you ask me what I think of
Mrs. Ames’ plan of asking husband without wife and wife without husband,
I must say I do not like it at all. Depend upon it, if Dr. Evans had
come too, there would have been no walking about in the garden with our
Master Harry. But far be it from me to say there was any harm in it,
far! I hope I am not one who condemns other people’s actions because I
would not commit them myself. All I know is that the first time my late
dear husband asked me to walk about the garden after dinner with him, he
proposed to me; and the second time he asked me to walk in the garden
with him he proposed again, and I accepted him. But then I was not
engaged to anybody else at the time, far less married, like Mrs. Evans.
But it is none of my business, I am glad to say.”

“Indeed, no, it does not concern us,” said Mrs. Altham, with avidity;
“and as you say, there may be no harm in it at all. But young men are
very impressionable, even if most unattractive, and I call it distinct
encouragement to a young man to walk about after dinner in the garden
with him, and receive a present of roses. And I’m sure Mrs. Evans is old
enough to be his mother.”

Mrs. Brooks tacked down a length of gold thread which was to form part
of the longest ray of all, and made another little calculation. It was
not completely satisfactory.

“Anyhow, she is old enough to know better,” she said; “but I have
noticed that being old enough to know better often makes people behave
worse. Mind, I do not blame her: there is nothing I detest so much as
this censorious attitude; and I only say that if I gave so much
encouragement to any young man I should blame myself.”

“And the dinner?” asked Mrs. Altham. “At least, I need not ask that,
since I am going to lunch there, so I shall soon know as well as you
what there was.”

Mrs. Brooks smiled in a rather superior manner.

“I never know what I am eating,” she said. And she looked as if it
disagreed with her, too, whatever it was.

This was not particularly thrilling, for though it was generally known
that Harry had an emotional temperament and wrote amorous poems, he
appeared to Mrs. Altham an improbable Lothario. In any case, the slight
interest that this aroused in her was nothing compared to that which
awaited her and her husband when they arrived for lunch at Mrs. Ames’.

There had been a long-standing feud between Mrs. Altham and her hostess
on the subject of punctuality. About two years ago Mrs. Ames had arrived
at Mrs. Altham’s at least ten minutes late for dinner, and Mrs. Altham
had very properly retorted by arriving a quarter of an hour late when
next she was bidden to dinner with Mrs. Ames, though that involved
sitting in a dark cab for ten minutes at the corner of the next turning.
So, next time that Mrs. Altham “hoped to have the pleasure of seeing you
and Major Ames at dinner on Thursday at a quarter to eight,” she asked
the rest of her guests at eight. With the effect that Mrs. Ames and her
husband arrived a few minutes before anybody else, and Riseborough
generally considered that Mrs. Altham had scored. Since then there had
been but a sort of desultory pea-shooting kept up, such as would harm
nobody, and to-day Mrs. Altham and her husband arrived certainly within
ten minutes of the hour named. Mr. Pettit, who generally lunched with
Mrs. Ames or Mrs. Brooks on Sunday, was already there with his sister.
Harry was morosely fidgeting in a corner, and Mrs. Ames was the only
other person present in the small sitting-room where she received her
guests, instead of troubling them to go up to the drawing-room and
instantly to go down again. She gave Mrs. Altham her fat little hand,
and then made this remarkable statement.

“We are not waiting for anybody else, I think.”

Upon which they went into lunch, and Harry sat at the head of the table,
instead of his father.

Mrs. Ames was in her most conversational mood, and it was not until the
_chaud-froid_, consisting mainly of the legs of chickens pasted over
with a yellow sauce that concealed the long blue hair-roots with which
Nature has adorned their lower extremities, was being handed round, that
Mrs. Altham had opportunity to ask the question that had been
effervescing like an antiseptic lozenge on the tip of her tongue ever
since she remarked the Major’s absence.

“And where is Major Ames?” she asked. “I hope he is not ill? I thought
he looked far from well at Mrs. Evans’ garden-party yesterday.”

Mrs. Ames set her mind at rest with regard to the second point, and
inflamed it on the first.

“Oh, no!” she said. “Did you think he looked ill? How good of you to ask
after him. But Lyndhurst is quite well. Mr. Pettit, a little more
chicken? After your sermon.”

Mr. Pettit had a shrewd, ugly, delightful face, very lean, very capable.
Humanly speaking, he probably abhorred Mrs. Ames. Humanely speaking, he
knew there was a great deal of good in her, and a quantity of debateable
stuff. He smiled, showing thick white teeth.

“Before and after my sermon,” he said. “Also before a children’s service
and a Bible class. I cannot help thinking that God forgot his poor
clergymen when he defined the seventh day as one of rest.”

Mrs. Ames hid a small portion of her little face with her little hand.
She always said that Mr. Pettit was not like a clergyman at all.

“How naughty of you,” she said. “But I must correct you. The seventh day
has become the first day now.”

Harry gave vent to a designedly audible sigh. The Omar Club were
chiefly atheists, and he felt bound to uphold their principles.

“That is the sort of thing that confuses me,” he said. “Mr. Pettit says
Sunday was called a day of rest, and my mother says that God meant what
we call Monday, or Saturday. I have been behaving as if it was Tuesday
or Wednesday.”

Mr. Pettit gave him a kindly glance.

“Quite right, my dear boy,” he said. “Spend your Tuesday or Wednesday
properly and God won’t mind whether it is Thursday or Friday.”

Harry pushed back his lank hair, and became Omar-ish.

“Do you fast on Friday, may I ask?” he said.

Mrs. Ames looked pained, and tried to think of something to say. She
failed. But Mrs. Altham thought without difficulty.

“I suppose Major Ames is away, Mr. Harry?” she said.

Even then, though her intentions might easily be supposed to be amiable,
she was not allowed the privilege of being replied to, for Mr. Pettit
cheerfully answered Harry’s question, without a shadow of embarrassment,
just as if he did not mind what the Omar Khayyam Club thought.

“Of course I do, my dear fellow,” he said, “because our Lord and dearest
friend died that day. He allows us to watch and pray with Him an hour or

Harry appeared indulgent.

“Curious,” he said.

Mr. Pettit looked at him for just the space of time any one looks at the
speaker, with cheerful cordiality of face, and then turned to his mother

“I want you at church next Sunday,” he said, “with a fat purse, to be
made thin. I am going to have an offertory to finance a children’s
treat. I want to send every child in the parish to the sea-side for a

Harry interrupted in the critical manner.

“Why the sea-side?” he asked.

Mr. Pettit turned to him with unabated cordiality.

“How right to ask!” he said. “Because the sea is His, and He made it!
Also, they will build sand-castles, and pick up shells. You must come
too, my dear Harry, and help us to give them a nice day.”

Harry felt that this was a Philistine here, who needed to be put in his
place. He was not really a very rude youth, but one who felt it
incumbent on to oppose Christianity, which he regarded as superstition.
A bright idea came into his head.

“But His hands prepared the dry land,” he said, “on the same

“Certainly; and as the dear mites have always seen the dry land,” said
Mr. Pettit, with the utmost good-humour, “we want to show them that God
thought of something they never thought of. And then there are the

Harry was tired, and did not proceed to crush Mr. Pettit with the
atheistical arguments that were but commonplace to the Omar Khayyam
Club. He was not worth argument: you could only really argue with the
enlightened people who fundamentally agreed with you, and he was sure
that Mr. Pettit did not fulfil that requirement. So, indulgently, he
turned to Mrs. Altham.

“I saw you at Mrs. Evans’ garden-party yesterday,” he said. “I think
she is the most wonderful person I ever met. She was dining here last
night, and I took her into the garden----”

“And showed her the roses,” said Mrs. Altham, unable to restrain

Harry became a parody of himself, though that might seem to be a feat of
insuperable difficulty.

“I supposed it would get about,” he said. “That is the worst of a little
place like this. Whatever you do is instantly known.”

The slightly viscous remains of the strawberry ice were being handed,
and Mr. Pettit was talking to Mrs. Ames and his sister from a pitiably
Christian standpoint.

“What did you hear?” asked Harry, in a low voice.

“Merely that she and you went out into the garden after dinner, and that
you picked roses for her----”

Harry pushed back his lank hair with his bony hand.

“You have heard all,” he said. “There was nothing more than that. I did
not see her home. Her carriage did not come: there was some mistake
about it, I suppose. But it was my father who saw her home, not I.”

He laid down the spoon with which he had been consuming the viscous

“If you hear that I saw her home, Mrs. Altham,” he said, “tell them it
is not true. From what you have already told me, I gather there is talk
going on. There is no reason for such talk.”

He paused a moment, and then a line or two of the intensely Swinburnian
effusion which he had written last night fermented in his head, making
him infinitely more preposterous.

“I assure you that at present there is no reason for such talk,” he said

Now Mrs. Altham, with her wide interest in all that concerned anybody
else, might be expected to feel the intensest curiosity on such a topic,
but somehow she felt very little, since she knew that behind the talk
there was really very little topic, and the gallant misgivings of poor,
ugly Harry seemed to her destitute of any real thrill. On the other
hand, she wanted very much to know where Major Ames was, and being
endowed with the persistence of the household cat, which you may turn
out of a particular arm-chair a hundred times, without producing the
slightest discouragement in its mind, she reverted to her own subject

“I am sure there is no reason for such talk, Mr. Harry,” she said, with
strangely unwelcome conviction, “and I will be sure to contradict it if
ever I hear it. I am so glad to hear Major Ames is not ill. I was afraid
that his absence from lunch to-day might mean that he was.”

Now Harry, as a matter of fact, had no idea where his father was, since
the telephone message had been received by Mrs. Ames.

“Father is quite well,” he said. “He was picking sweet-peas half the
morning. He picked a great bunch.”

Mrs. Altham looked round: the table was decorated with the roses of the
dinner-party of the evening before.

“Then where are the sweet-peas?” she asked.

But Harry was not in the least interested in the question.

“I don’t know,” he said. “Perhaps they are in the next room. I showed
Mrs. Evans last night how the La France roses looked blue when dusk
fell. She had never noticed it, though they turn as blue as her eyes.”

“How curious!” said Mrs. Altham. “But I didn’t see the sweet-peas in the
next room. Surely if there had been a quantity of them I should have
noticed them. Or perhaps they are in the drawing-room.”

At this moment, Mrs. Ames’ voice was heard from the other end of the

“Then shall we have our coffee outside?” she said. “Harry, if you will
ring the bell----”

There was the pushing back of chairs, and Mrs. Altham passed along the
table to the French windows that opened on to the verandah.

“I hear Major Ames has been picking the loveliest sweet-peas all the
morning,” she said to her hostess. “It would be such a pleasure to see
them. I always admire Major Ames’ sweet-peas.”

Now this was unfortunate, for Mrs. Altham desired information herself,
but by her speech she had only succeeded in giving information to Mrs.
Ames, who guessed without the slightest difficulty where the sweet-peas
had gone, which she had not yet known had been picked. She was already
considerably annoyed with her husband for his unceremonious desertion of
her luncheon-party, and was aware that Mrs. Altham would cause the fact
to be as well known in Riseborough as if it had been inserted in the
column of local intelligence in the county paper. But she felt she would
sooner put it there herself than let Mrs. Altham know where he and his
sweet-peas were. She had no greater objection (or if she had, she
studiously concealed it from herself even) to his going to lunch in
this improvising manner with Mrs. Evans than if he had gone to lunch
with anybody else; what she minded was his non-appearance at an
institution so firmly established and so faithfully observed as the
lunch that followed the dinner-party. But at the moment her entire mind
was set on thwarting Mrs. Altham. She looked interested.

“Indeed, has he been picking sweet-peas?” she said. “I must scold him if
it was only that which kept him away from church. I don’t know what he
has done with them. Very likely they are in his dressing-room: he often
likes to have flowers there. But as you admire his sweet-peas so much,
pray walk down the garden, and look at them. You will find them in their
full beauty.”

This, of course, was not in the least what Mrs. Altham wanted, since she
did not care two straws for the rest of the sweet-peas. But life was
scarcely worth living unless she knew where those particular sweet-peas
were. As for their being in his dressing-room, she felt that Mrs. Ames
must have a very poor opinion of her intellectual capacities, if she
thought that an old wife’s tale like that would satisfy it. In this she
was partly right: Mrs. Ames had indeed no opinion at all of her mind; on
the other hand, she did not for a moment suppose that this suggestion
about the dressing-room would content that feeble organ. It was not
designed to: the object was to stir it to a wilder and still unsatisfied
curiosity. It perfectly succeeded, and from by-ways Mrs. Altham emerged
full-speed, like a motor-car, into the high-road of direct question.

“I am sure they are lovely,” she said. “And where is Major Ames

Mrs. Ames raised the pieces of her face where there might have been
eyebrows in other days. She told one of the truths that Bismarck loved.

“He did not tell me before he went out,” she said. “Perhaps Harry knows.
Harry, where is your father lunching?”

Now this was ludicrous. As if it was possible that any wife in
Riseborough did not know where her husband was lunching! Harry
apparently did not know either, and Mrs. Ames, tasting the joys of the
bull-baiter, goaded Mrs. Altham further by pointedly asking Parker, when
she brought the coffee, if she knew where the Major was lunching. Of
course Parker did not, and so Parker was told to cut Mrs. Altham a nice
bunch of sweet-peas to carry away with her.

This pleasant duty of thwarting undue curiosity being performed, Mrs.
Ames turned to Mr. Pettit, though she had not quite done with Mrs.
Altham yet. For she had heard on the best authority that Mrs. Altham
occasionally indulged in the disgusting and unfeminine habit of
cigarette smoking. Mrs. Brooks had several times seen her walking about
her garden with a cigarette, and she had told Mrs. Taverner, who had
told Mrs. Ames. The evidence was overwhelming.

“Mr. Pettit, I don’t think any of us mind the smell of tobacco,” she
said, “when it is out of doors, so pray have a cigarette. Harry will
give you one. Ah! I forgot! Perhaps Mrs. Altham does not like it.”

Mrs. Altham hastened to correct that impression. At the same time she
had a subtle and not quite comfortable sense that Mrs. Ames knew all
about her and her cigarettes, which was exactly the impression which
that lady sought to convey.

These tactics were all sound enough in their way, but a profounder
knowledge of human nature would have led Mrs. Ames not to press home her
victory with so merciless a hand. In her determination to thwart Mrs.
Altham’s odious curiosity, she had let it be seen that she was thwarting
it: she should not, for instance, have asked Parker if she knew of the
Major’s whereabouts, for it only served to emphasize the undoubted fact
that Mrs. Ames knew (that might be taken for granted) and that she knew
that Parker did not, for otherwise she would surely not have asked her.

Consequently Mrs. Altham (erroneously, as far as that went) came to the
conclusion that the Major was lunching alone where his wife did not wish
him to lunch alone. And in the next quarter of an hour, while they all
sat on the verandah, she devoted the mind which her hostess so despised,
to a rapid review of all houses of this description. Instantly almost,
the wrong scent which she was following led her to the right quarry. She
argued, erroneously, the existence of a pretty woman, and there was a
pretty woman in Riseborough. It is hardly necessary to state that she
made up her mind to call on that pretty woman without delay. She would
be very much surprised if she did not find there an immense bunch of
sweet-peas and perhaps their donor.

Mrs. Ames’ guests soon went their ways, Mr. Pettit and his sister to the
children’s service at three, the Althams on their detective mission, and
she was left to herself, except in so far as Harry, asleep in a basket
chair in the garden, can be considered companionship. She was not gifted
with any very great acuteness of imagination, but this afternoon she
found herself capable of conjuring up (indeed, she was incapable of not
doing so) a certain amount of vague disquiet. Indeed, she tried to put
it away, and refresh her mind with the remembrance of her thwarting Mrs.
Altham, but though her disquiet was but vague, and was concerned with
things that had at present no real existence at all, whereas her victory
over that inquisitive lady was fresh and recent, the disquiet somehow
was of more pungent quality, and at last she faced it, instead of
attempting any longer to poke it away out of sight.

Millie Evans was undeniably a good-looking woman, undeniably the Major
had been considerably attracted last night by her. Undeniably also he
had done a very strange thing in stopping to have his lunch there, when
he knew perfectly well that there were people lunching with them at home
for that important rite of eating up the remains of last night’s dinner.
Beyond doubt he had taken her this present of sweet-peas, of which Mrs.
Altham had so obligingly informed her; beyond doubt, finally, she was
herself ten years her husband’s senior.

It has been said that Mrs. Ames was not imaginative, but indeed, there
seemed to be sufficient here, when it was all brought together, to
occupy a very prosaic and literal mind. It was not as if these facts
were all new to her: that disparity of age between herself and her
husband had long lain dark and ominous, like a distant thunder-cloud on
the horizon of her mind. Hitherto, it had been stationary there, not
apparently coming any closer, and not giving any hint of the potential
tempest which might lurk within it. But now it seemed to have moved a
little up the sky, and (though this might be mere fancy on her part),
there came from it some drowsy and distant echo of thunder.

It must not be supposed that her disquiet expressed itself in Mrs. Ames’
mind in terms of metaphor like this, for she was practically incapable
of metaphor. She said to herself merely that she was ten years older
than her husband. That she had known ever since they married (indeed,
she had known it before), but till now the fact had never seemed likely
to be of any significance to her. And yet her grounds for supposing that
it might be about to become significant were of the most unsubstantial
sort. Certainly if Lyndhurst had not gone out to lunch to-day, she would
never have dreamed of finding disquiet in the happenings of the evening
before; indeed, apart from Harry’s absurd expedition into the garden,
the party had been a markedly successful one, and she had determined to
give more of those undomestic entertainments. But the principle of them
assumed a strangely different aspect when her husband accepted an
invitation of the kind instead of lunching at home, and that aspect
presented itself in vivid colours when she reflected that he was ten
years her junior.

Mrs. Ames was a practical woman, and though her imagination had run
unreasonably riot, so she told herself, over these late events, so that
she already contemplated a contingency that she had no real reason to
anticipate, she considered what should be her practical conduct if this
remote state of affairs should cease to be remote. She had altogether
passed from being in love with her husband, so much so, indeed, that she
could not recall, with any sense of reality, what that unquiet sensation
was like. But she had been in love with him years ago, and that still
gave her a sense of possession over him. She had not been in the habit
of guarding her possession, since there had never been any reason to
suppose that anybody wanted to take it away, but she remembered with
sufficient distinctness the sense that Lyndhurst’s garden was becoming
to him the paramount interest in his life. At the time that sense had
been composed of mixed feelings: neglect and relief were its
constituents. He had ceased to expect from her that indefinable
sensitiveness which is one of the prime conditions of love, and the
growing atrophy of his demands certainly corresponded with her own
inclinations. At the same time, though this cessation on his part of the
imperative need of her, was a relief, she resented it. She would have
wished him to continue being in love with her on credit, so to speak,
without the settlement of the bill being applied for. Years had passed
since then, but to-day that secondary discontent assumed a primary
importance again. It was more acute now than it had ever been, for her
possession was not being quietly absorbed into the culture of impersonal
flowers, but, so it seemed possible, was directly threatened.

There was the situation which her imagination presented her with,
practically put, and she proceeded to consider it from a practical
standpoint. What was she to do?

She had the justice to acknowledge that the first clear signals of
coolness in their mutual relations, now fifteen years ago, had been
chiefly flown by her: she had essentially welcomed his transference of
affection to his garden, though she had secretly resented it. At the
least, the cooling had been condoned by her. Probably that had been a
mistake on her part, and she determined now to rectify it. She,
pathetically enough, felt herself young still, and to confirm herself in
her view, she took the trouble to go indoors, and look at herself in the
glass that hung in the hall. It was inevitable that she should see there
not what she really saw, but what, in the main, she desired to see. Her
hair, always slightly faded in tone, was not really grey, and even if
there were signs of greyness in it there was nothing easier, if you
could trust the daily advertisements in the papers, than to restore the
colour, not by dyes, but by “purely natural means.” There had been an
advertisement of one such desirable lotion, she remembered, in the paper
to-day, which she had noticed was supplied by any chemist. Certainly
there was a little grey in her hair: that would be easy to remedy. That
act of mental frankness led on to another. There were certain
premonitory symptoms of stringiness about her throat and of loose skin
round her mouth and eyes. But who could keep abreast of the times at
all, and not know that there were skin-foods which were magical in their
effect? There was one which had impressed itself on her not long before:
an actress had written in its praise, affirming that her wrinkles had
vanished with three nights’ treatment. Then there was a little, just a
little, sallowness of complexion, but after all, she had always been
rather sallow. It was a fortunate circumstance: when she got hot she
never got crimson in the face like poor Mrs. Taverner.... She was going
to town next week for a night, in order to see her dentist, a yearly
precaution, unproductive of pain, for her teeth were really excellent,
regular in shape, white, undecayed. Lyndhurst, in his early days, had
told her they were like pearls, and she had told him he talked
nonsense. They were just as much like pearls still, only he did not tell
her so. He, poor fellow, had had great trouble in this regard, but it
might be supposed his trouble was over now, since artifice had done its
utmost for him. She was much younger than him there, though his last set
fitted beautifully. But probably Millie had seen they were not real. And
then he was distinctly gouty, which she was not. Often had she heard his
optimistic assertion that an hour’s employment with the garden-roller
rendered all things of rheumatic tendency an impossibility. But she,
though publicly she let these random statements pass, and even endorsed
them, knew the array of bottles that beleaguered the washing-stand in
his dressing-room, where the sweet-peas were not.

The silent colloquy with the mirror in the hall occupied her some ten
minutes, but the ten minutes sufficed for the arrival of one
conclusion--namely, that she did not intend to be an old woman yet.
Subtle art, the art of the hair-restorer (which was not a dye), the art
of the skin-feeder must be invoked. She no longer felt at all old, now
that there was a possibility of her husband’s feeling young. And
lip-salve: perhaps lip-salve, yet that seemed hardly necessary: a few
little bitings and mumblings of her lips between her excellent teeth
seemed to restore to them a very vivid colour.

She went back to the verandah, where her little luncheon-party had had
their coffee, and pondered the practical manœuvres of her campaign of
invasion into the territory of youth which had once been hers. The
lotion for the hair, as she verified by a consultation with the Sunday
paper, took but a fortnight’s application to complete its work. The
wrinkle treatment was easily comprised in that, for it took, according
to the eminent actress, no more than three days. It might therefore be
wiser not to let the work of rejuvenation take place under Lyndhurst’s
eye, for there might be critical passages in it. But she could go away
for a fortnight (a fortnight was the utmost time necessary for the
wonderful lotion to restore faded colour) and return again after
correspondence that indicated that she felt much better and younger.
Several times before she had gone to stay alone with a friend of hers on
the coast of Norfolk: there would be nothing in the least remarkable in
her doing it again.

An objection loomed in sight. If there was any reality in the
supposition that prompted her desire to seem young again--namely, a
possible attraction of her husband towards Millie Evans, she would but
be giving facility and encouragement to that by her absence. But then,
immediately the wisdom of the course, stronger than the objection to it,
presented itself. Infinitely the wiser plan for her was to act as if
unconscious of any such danger, to disarm him by her obvious rejection
of any armour of her own. She must either watch him minutely or not at
all. Mr. Pettit had alluded in his sermon that morning to the finer of
the two attitudes when he reminded them that love thought no evil. It
seemed to poor Mrs. Ames that if by her conduct she appeared to think no
evil, it came to the same thing.

Her behaviour towards Lyndhurst, when he should come back from Millie’s
house, followed as a corollary. She would be completely genial: she
would hope he had had a pleasant lunch, and, if he made any apology for
his absence, assure him that it was quite unnecessary. Her charity would
carry her even further than that: she would say that his absence had
been deplored by her guests, but that she had been so glad that he had
done as he felt inclined. She would hope that Millie was not tired with
her party, and that she and her husband would come to dine with them
again soon. It must be while Harry was at home, for he was immensely
attracted by Millie. So good for a boy to think about a nice woman like

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Ames carried out her programme with pathetic fidelity. Her husband
did not get home till nearly tea-time, and she welcomed him with a
cordiality that would have been unusual even if he had not gone out to
lunch at all. And to do him justice, it must be confessed that his
wife’s scheme, as already recounted, was framed to meet a situation
which at present had no real existence, except in the mind of a wife
wedded to a younger husband. There were data for the situation, so to
speak, rather than there was danger of it. He, on his side, was well
aware of the irregularity of his conduct, and was prepared to accept,
without retaliation, a modicum of blame for it. But no blame at all
awaited him; instead of that a cordiality so genuine that, in spite of
the fact that a particularly good dinner was provided him, the possible
parallel of the prodigal son did not so much as suggest itself to his

Harry had retired to his bedroom soon after dinner with a certain
wildness of eye which portended poetry rather than repose, and after he
had gone his father commented in the humorous spirit about this.

“Poor old Harry!” he said. “Case of lovely woman, eh, Amy? I was just
the same at his age, until I met you, my dear.”

This topic of Harry’s admiration for Mrs. Evans, which his mother had
intended to allude to, had not yet been touched on, and she responded

“You think Harry is very much attracted by Millie, do you mean?” she

He chuckled.

“Well, that’s not very difficult to see,” he said. “Why, the rascal tore
off a dozen of my best roses for her last night, though I hadn’t the
heart to scold him for it. Not a bad thing for a young fellow to burn a
bit of incense before a charming woman like that. Keeps him out of
mischief, makes him see what a nice woman is like. As I said, I used to
do just the same myself.”

“Tell me about it,” said she.

“Well, there was the Colonel’s wife. God bless me, how I adored her. I
must have been just about Harry’s age, for I had only lately joined, and
she was a woman getting on for forty. Good thing, too, for me, as I say,
for it kept me out of mischief. They used to say she encouraged me, but
I don’t believe it. Every woman likes to know that she’s admired, eh?
She doesn’t snub a boy who takes her out in the garden, and picks his
father’s roses for her. But we mustn’t have Harry boring her with his
attentions. That’ll never do.”

It seemed to Mrs. Ames of singularly little consequence whether Harry
bored Millie Evans or not. She would much have preferred to be assured
that her husband did. But the subsequent conversation did not reassure
her as to that.

“Nice little woman, she is,” he said. “Thoroughly nice little woman, and
naturally enough, my dear, since she is your cousin, she likes being
treated in neighbourly fashion. We had a great talk after lunch to-day,
and I’m sorry for her, sorry for her. I think we ought to do all we can
to make life pleasant for her. Drop in to tea, or drop in to lunch, as I
did to-day. A doctor’s wife, you know. She told me that some days she
scarcely set eyes on her husband, and when she did, he could think of
nothing but microbes. And there’s really nobody in Riseborough, except
you and me, with whom she feels--dear me, what’s that French word--yes,
with whom she feels in her proper _milieu_. I should like us to be on
such terms with her--you being her cousin--that we could always
telephone to say we were dropping in, and that she would feel equally
free to drop in. Dropping in, you know: that’s the real thing; not to be
obliged to wait till you are asked, or to accept weeks ahead, as one has
got to do for some formal dinner-party. I should like to feel that we
mightn’t be surprised to find her picking sweet-peas in the garden, and
that she wouldn’t be surprised to find you or me sitting under her
mulberry-tree, waiting for her to come in. After all, intimacy only
begins when formality ceases. Shall I give you some soda water?”

Mrs. Ames did not want soda-water: she wanted to think. Her husband had
completely expressed the attitude she meant to adopt, but her own
adoption of it had presupposed a certain contrition on his part with
regard to his unusual behaviour. But he gave her no time for thought,
and proceeded to propose just the same sort of thing as she (in her
magnanimity) had thought of suggesting.

“Dinner, now,” he said. “Up till last night we have always been a bit
formal about dinner here in Riseborough. If you asked General Snookes,
you asked Mrs. Snookes; if you asked Admiral Jones, you asked Lady
Jones. You led the way, my dear, about that, and what could have been
pleasanter than our little party last night? Let us repeat it: let us be
less formal. If you want to see Mr. Altham, ask him to come. Mrs.
Altham, let us say, wants to ask me: let her ask me. Or if you meet Dr.
Evans in the street, and he says it is lunch time, go and have lunch
with him, without bothering about me. I shall do very well at home. I’m
told that in London it is quite a constant practice to invite like that.
And it seems to me very sensible.”

All this had seemed very sensible to Mrs. Ames, when she had thought of
it herself. It seemed a little more hazardous now. She was well aware
that this plan had caused a vast amount of talk in Riseborough, the
knowledge of which she had much enjoyed, since it was of the nature of
subjects commenting on the movements of their queen, without any danger
to her of dethronement. But she was not so sure that she enjoyed her
husband’s cordial endorsement of her innovation. Also, in his
endorsement there was some little insincerity. He had taken as instance
the chance of his wishing to dine without his wife at Mrs. Altham’s, and
they both knew how preposterous such a contingency would be. But did
this only prepare the way for a further solitary excursion to Mrs.
Evans’? Had Mrs. Evans asked him to dine there? She was immediately

“Of course, we talked over your delightful dinner-party of last night,”
he said, “and agreed in the agreeableness of it. And she asked me to
dine there, _en garçon_, on Tuesday next. Of course, I said I must
consult you first; you might have asked other people here, or we might
be dining out together. I should not dream of upsetting any existing
arrangement. I told her so: she quite understood. But if there was
nothing going on, I promised to dine there _en garçon_.”

That phrase had evidently taken Major Ames’ fancy; there was a ring of
youth about it, and he repeated it with gusto. His wife, too, perfectly
understood the secret smack of the lips with which he said it: she knew
precisely how he felt. But she was wise enough to keep the consciousness
of it completely out of her reply.

“By all means,” she said; “we have no engagement for that night. And I
am thinking of proposing myself for a little visit to Mrs. Bertram next
week, Lyndhurst. I know she is at Overstrand now, and I think ten days
on the east coast would do me good.”

He assented with a cordiality that equalled hers.

“Very wise, I am sure, my dear,” he said. “I have thought this last day
or two that you looked a little run down.”

A sudden misgiving seized her at this, for she knew quite well she
neither looked nor felt the least run down.

“I thought perhaps you and Harry would take some little trip together
while I was away,” she said.

“Oh, never mind us, never mind us,” said he. “We’ll rub along, _en
garçon_, you know. I daresay some of our friends will take pity on us,
and ask us to drop in.”

This was not reassuring: nor would Mrs. Ames have been reassured if she
could have penetrated at that moment unseen into Mrs. Altham’s
drawing-room. She and her husband had gone straight from Mrs. Ames’
house that afternoon to call on Mrs. Evans, and had been told she was
not at home. But Mrs. Altham of the eagle-eye had seen through the
opened front door an immense bowl of sweet-peas on the hall table, and
by it a straw hat with a riband of regimental colours round it.
Circumstantial evidence could go no further, and now this indefatigable
lady was looking out Major Ames in an old army list.

“Ames, Lyndhurst Percy,” she triumphantly read out. “Born 1860, and I
daresay he is older than that, because if ever there was a man who
wanted to be thought younger than his years, that’s the one. So in any
case, Henry, he is over forty-seven. And there’s the front-door bell. It
will be Mrs. Brooks. She said she would drop in for a chat after

There was plenty to chat about that evening.


Mrs. Ames might or might not have been run down when she left
Riseborough the following week, but nothing can be more certain than
that she was considerably braced up seven days after that. The delicious
freshness of winds off the North Sea, tempering the heat of brilliant
summer suns, may have had something to do with it, and she certainly had
more colour in her face than was usual with her, which was the
legitimate effect of the felicitous weather. There was more colour in
her hair also, and though that, no doubt, was a perfectly legitimate
effect too, being produced by purely natural means, as the label on the
bottle stated, the sun and wind were not accountable for this

She had spent an afternoon in London--chiefly in Bond Street--on her way
here, and had gone to a couple of addresses which she had secretly
snipped out of the daily press. The expenditure of a couple of pounds,
which was already yielding her immense dividends in encouragement and
hope, had put her into possession of a bottle with a brush, a machine
that, when you turned a handle, quivered violently like a motor-car that
is prepared to start, and a small jar of opaque glass, which contained
the miraculous skin-food. With these was being wrought the desired
marvels; with these, as with a magician’s rod, she was conjuring, so she
believed, the remote enchantments of youth back to her.

After quite a few days change became evident, and daily that change grew
greater. As regards her hair, the cost, both of time and material, in
this miracle-working, was of the smallest possible account. Morning and
evening, after brushing it, she rubbed in a mere teaspoonful of a thin
yellow liquid, which, as the advertisement stated, was quite free from
grease or obnoxious smell, and did not stain the pillow. This was so
simple that it really required faith to embark upon the treatment, for
from the time of Hebrew prophets, mankind have found it easier to do
“some great thing” than merely to wash in the Jordan. But Mrs. Ames,
luckily, had shown her faith, and by the end of a week the marvellous
lotion had shown its works. Till now, though her hair could not be
described as grey, there was a considerable quantity of grey in it: now
she examined it with an eye that sought for instead of shutting itself
to such blemish, and the reward of its search was of the most meagre
sort. There was really no grey left in it: it might have been, as far as
colour could be taken as a test of age, the hair of a young woman. It
was not very abundant in quantity, but the lotion had held out no
promises on that score; quality, not quantity, was the sum of its
beckoning. The application of the skin-food was more expensive: she had
to use more and it took longer. Nightly she poured a can of very hot
water into her basin, and with a towel over her head to concentrate the
vapour, she steamed her face over it for some twenty minutes. Emerging
red and hot and stifled, she wiped off the streams of moisture, and with
finger-tips dipped in this marvellous cream, tapped and dabbed at the
less happy regions between her eyebrows, outside her eyes, across her
forehead, at the corners of her mouth, and up and down her neck. Then
came the use of the palpitating machine; it whirred and buzzed over her,
tickling very much. For half-an-hour she would make a patient piano of
her face, then gently remove such of the skin-food as still stayed on
the surface, and had not gone within to do its nurturing work. Certainly
this was a somewhat laborious affair, but the results were highly
prosperous. There was no doubt that to a perfectly candid and even
sceptical eye, a week’s treatment had produced a change. The wrinkles
were beginning to be softly erased: there was a perceptible plumpness
observable in the leaner places. Between the bouts of tapping and
dabbing she sipped the glass of milk which she brought up to bed with
her, as the deviser of the skin-food recommended. She drank another such
glass in the middle of the morning, and digested them both perfectly.

As these external signs appeared and grew there went on within her an
accompanying and corresponding rejuvenation of spirit. She felt very
well, owing, no doubt, to the brisk air, the milk, the many hours spent
out-of-doors, and in consequence she began to feel much younger. An
unwonted activity and lightness pervaded her limbs: she took daily a
walk of a couple of hours without fatigue, and was the life and soul of
the dinner-table, whose other occupants were her hosts, Mrs. Bertram, a
cold, grim woman with a moustache, and her husband, milder, with
whiskers. Their only passion was for gardening, and they seldom left
their grounds; thus Mrs. Ames took her walks unaccompanied.

Miles of firm sands, when the tide was low, subtended the cliffs on
which Mr. Bertram’s house stood, and often Mrs. Ames preferred to walk
along the margin of the sea rather than pursue more inland routes, and
to-day, after her large and wholesome lunch (the physical stimulus of
the east coast, combined with this mental stimulus of her object in
coming here, gave her an appetite of dimensions unknown at Riseborough)
she took a maritime way. The tide was far out, and the lower sands,
still shining and firm from the retained moisture of its retreat, made
uncommonly pleasant walking. She had abandoned heeled footgear, and had
bought at a shop in the village, where everything inexpensive, from
wooden spades to stamps and sticking plaster was sold, a pair of canvas
coverings technically known as sand-shoes. They laced up with a piece of
white tape, and were juvenile, light, and easily removable. They, and
the great sea, and the jetsam of stranded seaweed, and the general sense
of youth and freshness, made most agreeable companions, and she felt,
though neither Mr. nor Mrs. Bertram was with her, charmingly
accompanied. Her small, toadlike face expressed a large degree of
contentment, and piercing her pleasant surroundings as the smell of
syringa pierces through the odour of all other flowers, was the sense of
her brown hair and fast-fading wrinkles. That gave her an inward
happiness which flushed with pleasure and interest all she saw. In the
lines of pebbles left by the retreating tide was an orange-coloured
cornelian, which she picked up, and put in her pocket. She could have
bought the same, ready polished, for a shilling at the cheap and
comprehensive shop, but to find it herself gave her a pleasure not to be
estimated at all in terms of silver coinage. Further on there was an
attractive-looking shell, which she also picked up, and was about to
give as a companion to the cornelian, when a sudden scurry of claw-like
legs about its aperture showed her that a hermit-crab was domiciled
within, and she dropped it with a little scream and a sense of danger
escaped both by her and the hermit-crab. There were attractive pieces of
seaweed, which reminded her of years when she collected the finer sorts,
and set them, with the aid of a pin, on cartridge-paper, spreading out
their delicate fronds and fern-like foliage. There were creamy ripples
of the quiet sea, long-winged gulls that hovered fishing; above all
there was the sense of her brown hair and smoothed face. She felt years
younger, and she felt she looked years younger, which was scarcely less
solid a satisfaction.

It pleased her, but not acutely or viciously, to think of Mrs. Altham’s
feelings when she made her rejuvenated appearance in Riseborough. It was
quite certain that Mrs. Altham would suspect that she had been “doing
something to herself,” and that Mrs. Altham would burst with envy and
curiosity to know what it was she had done. Although she felt very
kindly towards all the world, she did not deceive herself to such an
extent as to imagine that she would tell Mrs. Altham what she had done.
Mrs. Altham was ingenious and would like guessing. But that lady
occupied her mind but little. The main point was that in a week from now
she would go home again, and that Lyndhurst would find her young. She
might or might not have been right in fearing that Lyndhurst was
becoming sentimentally interested in Millie Evans, and she was quite
willing to grant that her grounds for that fear were of the slenderest.
But all that might be dismissed now. She herself, in a week from now,
would have recaptured that more youthful aspect which had been hers
while he was still of loverlike inclination towards her. What might be
called regular good looks had always been denied her, but she had once
had her share of youth. To-day she felt youthful still, and once again,
she believed, looked as if she belonged to the enchanted epoch. She had
no intention of using this recapture promiscuously: she scarcely desired
general admiration: she only desired that her husband should find her

For a little while, as she took her quick, short steps along these
shining sands, she felt herself grow bitter towards Millie Evans. A sort
of superior pity was mixed with the bitterness, for she told herself
that poor Millie, if she had tried to flirt with Lyndhurst, would
speedily find herself flirting all alone. Very likely Millie was
guiltless in intention; she had only let her pretty face produce an
unchecked effect. Men were attracted by a pretty face, but the owners of
such faces ought to keep a curb on them, so to speak. Their faces were
not their faults, but rather their misfortunes. A woman with a pretty
face would be wise to make herself rather reserved, so that her manner
would chill anybody who was inclined.... But the whole subject now was
obsolete. If there had been any danger, there would not be any more, and
she did not blame Millie. She must ask Millie to dine with them _en
famille_, which was much nicer than _en garçon_, as soon as she got

It might be gathered from this account of Mrs. Ames’ self-communings
that deep down in her nature their lay a strain of almost farcical
fatuousness. But she was not really fatuous, unless it is fatuous to
have preserved far out into the plains of middle-age some vision of the
blue mountains of youth. It is true that for years she had been
satisfied to dwell on these plains; now, her fear that her husband, so
much younger than herself, was turning his eyes to blue mountains that
did not belong to him, made her desire to get out of the plains and
ascend her own blue mountains again and wave to him from there, and
encourage his advance. She felt exceedingly well, and in consequence
told herself that in mind, as well as physical constitution, she was
young still, while the effect of the bottles which she used with such
regularity made her believe that the outward signs of age were erasible.
She seemed to have been granted a new lease of life in a tenement that
it was easy to repair. Her whole nature felt itself to be quickened and

She had gone far along the sands, and the tide was beginning to flow
again. All round her were great empty spaces, a shipless sea, a
cloudless sky, a beach with no living being in sight. A sudden
unpremeditated impulse seized her, and without delay she sat down on the
shore, and took off her shoes and stockings. Then, pulling up her
skirts, she hastily ran down to the edge of the water, across a little
belt of pebbles that tickled and hurt her soft-soled feet, and waded out
into the liquid rims of the sea. She was astonished and amazed at
herself that the idea of paddling had ever come into her head, and more
amazed that she had had the temerity to put it into execution. For the
first minute or two the cold touch of the water on her unaccustomed
ankles and calves made her gasp a little, but for all the strangeness
of these sensations she felt that paddling, playing like a child in the
shallow waters, expressed the tone of her mind, just as the melody of a
song expresses the words to which it is set. If she had had a spade, she
would certainly have built a sand-castle and dug moats about it, and a
smile lit up her small face at the thought of purchasing one at the
universal shop, and furtively conveying it to these unfrequented
beaches. And the smile almost ended in a blush when she tried to imagine
what Riseborough society would say if it became known that their queen
not only paddled in the sea, but seriously contemplated buying a wooden
spade in order to conduct building operations on lonely shores.

The paddling, though quite pleasant, was not so joyous as the impulse to
paddle had been, and it was not long before she sat down again on the
beach and tried to get the sand out of the small, tight places between
her toes, and to dry her feet and plump little legs with a most exiguous
handkerchief. But even in the midst of these troublesome operations, her
mind still ran riot, and she planned to secrete about her person one of
her smaller bedroom towels when she went for her walk next day. And she
felt as if this act of paddling must have aided in the elimination of
wrinkles. For who except the really young could want to paddle? To find
that she had the impulse of the really young was even better than to
cultivate, though with success, the appropriate appearance. All the way
home this effervescence of spirit was hers, which, though it definitely
sprang from the effects of the lotion, the skin-food and the tonic air,
produced in her an illusion that was complete. She was certainly
ascending her remote blue mountains again, and through a clarified air
she could look over the plains, and see how very flat they had been.
That must all be changed: there must be more variety and gaiety
introduced into her days. For years, as she saw now, her life had been
spent in small, joyless hospitalities, in keeping her place as
accredited leader of Riseborough’s socialities, in paying her share
towards the expenses of the house. They did not laugh much at home:
there had seemed nothing particular to laugh about, and certainly they
did not paddle. She was forming no plan for paddling there now,
irrespective of the fact that a muddy canal, which was the only water in
the neighbourhood, did not encourage the scheme, but there must be
introduced into her life and Lyndhurst’s more of the spirit that had
to-day prompted her paddling. Exactly what form it should take she did
not clearly foresee, but when she had recaptured the spirit as well as
the appearance of youth, there was no fear that it would find any
difficulty in expressing itself suitably. All aglow, especially as to
her feet, which tingled pleasantly, she arrived at her host’s house
again. They were both at work in the garden: Mrs. Bertram was killing
slugs in the garden beds, Mr. Bertram worms on the lawn.

Major Ames proved himself during the next week to be a good
correspondent, if virtue in correspondents is to be measured by the
frequency of their communications. His letters were not long, but they
were cheerful, since the garden was coming on well in this delightful
weather, which he hoped embraced Cromer also, and since he had on two
separate occasions made a grand slam when playing Bridge at the club. He
and Harry were jogging along quite pleasantly, but there had been no
gaieties to take them out, except a tea-party with ices at Mrs. Brooks’.
Unfortunately, some disaster had befallen the ices: personally, he
thought it was salt instead of sugar, but Harry had been unwell
afterwards, which suggested sour cream. But his indisposition had been
but short, though violent. He himself had dropped in to dine _en garçon_
with the Evans’, and the doctor was very busy. Finally (this came at the
end of every letter), as the place was doing her so much good, why not
stop for another week? He was sure the Bertrams (poor things!) would be
delighted if she would.

But that suggestion did not commend itself to Mrs. Ames. She had come
here for a definite purpose, and when on the morning before her
departure she looked very critically at herself in the glass, she felt
that her purpose had been accomplished. Her skin had not, so much she
admitted, the unruffled smoothness of a young woman’s, but she had not
been a young woman when she married. But search where she might in her
hair, there was no sign of greyness in it all, while the contents of the
bottle were not yet half used. But she would take back the more than
moiety with her, since an occasional application when the hair had
resumed its usual colour was recommended. It appeared to her that it
undoubtedly had resumed its original colour: the change, though slight
(for grey had never been conspicuous), was complete; she felt equipped
for youth again. And psychologically she felt equipped: every day since
the first secret paddling she had paddled again in secret, and from a
crevice in a tumble of fallen rock she daily extracted a small wooden
spade, by aid of which, with many glancings around for fear of possible
observers, she dug in the sand, making moats and ramparts. The “first
fine careless rapture” of this, it must be admitted, had evaporated:
after one architectural afternoon she had dug not because this
elementary pursuit expressed what she felt, so much as because it
expressed what she desired to feel. After all, she did not propose to
rejuvenate herself to the extent of being nine or ten years old

       *       *       *       *       *

The manner of her return to Riseborough demanded consideration: it was
not sufficient merely to look up in a railway guide the swiftest mode of
transit and adopt it, for this was not quite an ordinary entry, and it
would never do to take the edge off it by making a travel-soiled and
dusty first appearance. So she laid down a plan.

The bare facts about the trains were these. A train starting at a
convenient hour would bring her to London a short half-hour before
another convenient train from another and distant terminus started for
Riseborough. It was impossible to make certain of catching this, so she
wrote to her husband saying that she would in all probability get to
Riseborough by a later train that arrived there at eight. She begged him
not to meet her at the station, but to order dinner for half-past eight.
It would be nice to be at home again. Then came the plan. Clearly it
would never do to burst on him like that, to sit down opposite him at
the dinner-table beneath the somewhat searching electric light there,
handicapped by the fatigues of a hot journey only imperfectly repaired
by a hasty toilet. She must arrive by the early train, though not
expected till the later. Thus she would secure a quiet two hours for
bathing, resting and dressing. If Lyndhurst did not expect her to
arrive till eight it was a practical certainty that he would be at the
club till that hour, and walk home in time to welcome her arrival. He
would then learn that she had already come and was dressing. She would
be careful to let him go downstairs first, and a minute later she would
follow. He should see....

So in order to catch this earlier train from town she left Cromer while
morning was yet dewy, and had the peculiar pleasure, on her arrival at
Riseborough, of seeing her husband, from the windows of her cab, passing
along the street to the club. She had a moment’s qualm that he would see
her initialled boxes on the top, but by grace of a punctual providence
Mrs. Brooks came out of her house at the moment, and the Major raised a
gallant hat and spoke a cheerful word to her. Certainly he looked very
handsome and distinguished, and Mrs. Ames felt a little tremor of
anticipation in thinking of the chapters of life that were to be re-read
by them. She felt confident also; it never entered her head to have any
misgivings as to what the last fortnight, which had contained so much
for her, might have contained for him.

Harry had gone back to Cambridge for the July term the day before, and
she found on her arrival that she had the house to herself. The
afternoon had turned a little chilly, and she enjoyed the invigoration
of a hot bath, and a subsequent hour’s rest on her sofa. Then it was
time to dress, and though the dinner was of the simplest conjugal
character, she put on a dress she had worn but some half-dozen of times
before, but which on this one occasion it was meet should descend from
the pompous existence that was its destiny for a year or two to come.
It was of daring rose-colour, the most resplendent possible, and never
failed to create an impression. Indeed, she had, on one of its
infrequent appearances, heard Lyndhurst say to his neighbour in an
undertone, “Upon my soul, Amy looks very well to-night.” And Amy meant
to look very well again.

All happened as she had planned. Shortly after eight Lyndhurst tapped at
her door on his return from the club, but could not be admitted, and at
half-past, having heard him go downstairs, she followed him. He had not
dressed, according to their custom when they were alone.

Major Ames was writing a note when she entered, and only turned round in
his chair, not getting up.

“Glad to see you home, my dear,” he said. “Excuse me one moment. I must
just direct this.”

She kissed him and waited while he scrawled an address. Then he got up
and rang the bell.

“Just in time to catch the post,” he said. “By Jove! Amy, you’ve put on
the famous pink gown. I would have dressed if I had known. You’re tired
with your journey, I expect. It was a very hot day here, until a couple
of hours ago.”

He gave the note to the servant.

“And dinner’s ready, I think,” he said.

They sat down opposite each other at ends of the rather long table.
There were no flowers on it, for it had not occurred to him to get the
garden to welcome her home-coming, and the whole of her resplendency was
visible to him. He began eating his soup vigorously.

“Capital plan in summer to have dinner at half-past eight,” he said.
“Gives one most of the daylight and not so long an evening afterwards.
Excellent pea-soup, this. Fresh peas from my garden. The Evans’ dine at
eight-thirty. And how have you been, Amy?”

Some indefinable chill of misgiving, against which she struggled, had
laid cold fingers on her. Things were not going any longer as she had
planned them. He had noticed her gown, but he had noticed nothing else.
But then he had scarcely looked up since they had come into the
dining-room. But now he finished his soup, and she challenged his

“I have been very well indeed,” she said. “Don’t I look it?”

He looked her straight in the face, saw all that had seemed almost a
miracle to her--the softened wrinkles, the recovered colour of her hair.

“Yes, I think you do,” he said. “You’ve got a bit tanned too, haven’t
you, with the sun?”

The cold fingers closed a little more tightly on her.

“Have I?” she said. “That is very likely. I was out-of-doors all day. I
used to take quite long walks every afternoon.”

He glanced at the menu-card.

“I hope you’ll like the dinner I ordered you,” he said. “Your cook and I
had a great talk over it this morning. ‘She’ll have been in the train
all day,’ I said, ‘and will feel a little tired. Appetite will want a
bit of tempting, eh?’ So we settled on a grilled sole, and a chicken and
a macédoine of fruit. Hope that suits you, Amy. So you used to take long
walks, did you? Is the country pretty round about? Bathing, too. Is it a
good coast for bathing?”

Again he looked at her as he spoke, and for the moment her heart-beat
quickened, for it seemed that he could not but see the change in her.
Then his sole required dissection, and he looked at his plate again.

“I believe it is a good coast,” she said. “There were a quantity of
bathing-machines. I did not bathe.”

“No. Very wise, I am sure. One has to be careful about chills as one
gets on. I should have been anxious about you, Amy, if I had thought you
would be so rash as to bathe.”

Some instinct of protest prompted her.

“There would have been nothing to be anxious about,” she said. “I seldom
catch a chill. And I often paddled.”

He laid down his knife and fork and laughed.

“You paddled!” he asked. “Nonsense, nonsense!”

She had not meant to tell him, for her reasonable mind had informed her
all the time that this was a secret expression of the rejuvenation she
was conscious of. But it had slipped out, a thoughtless assertion of the
youthfulness she felt.

“I did indeed,” she said, “and I found it very bracing and

Then for a moment a certain bitterness welled up within her, born from
disappointment at his imperceptiveness.

“You see I never suffer from gout or rheumatism like you, Lyndhurst,”
she said. “I hope you have been quite free from them since I have been

But his amusement, though it had produced this spirit of rancour in her,
had not been in the least unkindly. It was legitimate to find
entertainment in the thought of a middle-aged woman gravely paddling, so
long as he had no idea that there was a most pathetic side to it. Of
that he had no inkling: he was unaware that this paddling was expressive
of her feeling of recaptured youth, just as he was unaware that she
believed it to be expressed in her face and hair. But this remark was
distinctly of the nature of an attack: she was retaliating for his
laughter. He could not resist one further answer which might both soothe
and smart (like a patent ointment) before he changed the subject.

“Well, my dear, I’m sure you are a wonderful woman for your years,” he
said. “By Jove! I shall be proud if I’m as active and healthy as you in
ten years’ time.”

       *       *       *       *       *

Dinner was soon over after this, and she left him, as usual, to have his
cigarette and glass of port, and went into the drawing-room, and stood
looking on the last fading splendour of the sunset in the west. The
momentary bitterness in her mind had quite died down again: there was
nothing left but a vague, dull ache of flatness and disappointment. He
had noticed nothing of all that had caused her such tremulous and secret
joy. He had looked on her smoothed and softened face, and seen no
difference there, on her brown unfaded hair and found it unaltered. He
had only seen that she had put her best gown on, and she had almost
wished that he had not noticed that, since then she might have had the
consolation of thinking that he was ill. It was not, it must be
premised, that she meant she would find pleasure in his indisposition,
only that an indisposition would have explained his imperceptiveness,
which she regretted more than she would have regretted a slight headache
for him.

For a few minutes she was incapable of more than blank and empty
contemplation of the utter failure of that from which she had expected
so much. Then, like the stars that even now were beginning to be lit in
the empty spaces of the sky, fresh points in the dreary situation
claimed her attention. Was he preoccupied with other matters, that he
was blind to her? His letters, it is true, had been uniformly cheerful
and chatty, but a preoccupied man can easily write a letter without
betraying the preoccupation that is only too evident in personal
intercourse. If this was so, what was the nature of his preoccupation?
That was not a cheerful star: there was a green light in it.... Another
star claimed her attention. Was it Lyndhurst who was blind, or herself
who saw too much? She had no idea till she came to look into the matter
closely, how much grey hair was mingled with the brown. Perhaps he had
no idea either: its restoration, therefore, would not be an affair of
surprise and admiration. But the wrinkles....

She faced round from the window as he entered, and made another call on
her courage and conviction. Though he saw so little, she, quickened
perhaps by the light of the green star, saw how good-looking he was. For
years she had scarcely noticed it. She put up her small face to him in a
way that suggested, though it did not exactly invite a kiss.

“It is so nice to be home again,” she said.

The suggestion that she meant to convey occurred to him, but, very
reasonably, he dismissed it as improbable. A promiscuous caress was a
thing long obsolete between them. Morning and evening he brushed her
cheek with the end of his moustaches.

“Well, then, we’re all pleased,” he said good-humouredly. “Shall I ring
for coffee, Amy?”

She was not discouraged.

“Do,” she said, “and when we have had coffee, will you fetch a shawl for
me, and we will stroll in the garden. You shall show me what new flowers
have come out.”

The intention of that was admirable, the actual proposal not so happy,
since a glimmering starlight through the fallen dusk would not conduce
to a perception of colour.

“We’ll stroll in the garden by all means,” he said, “if you think it
will not be risky for you. But as to flowers, my dear, it will be easier
to appreciate them when it is not dark.”

Again she put up her face towards him. This time he might, perhaps, have
taken the suggestion, but at the moment Parker entered with the coffee.

“How foolish of me,” she said. “I forgot it was dark. But let us go out
anyhow, unless you were thinking of going round to the club.”

“Oh, time for that, time for that,” said he. “I expect you will be going
to bed early after your long journey. I may step round then, and see
what’s going on.”

Without conscious encouragement or welcome on her part, a suspicion
darted into her mind. She felt by some process, as inexplicable as that
by which certain people are aware of the presence of a cat in the room,
that he was going round to see Mrs. Evans.

“I suppose you have often gone round to the club in the evening since I
have been away,” she said.

“Yes, I have looked in now and again,” he said. “On other evenings I
have dropped in to see our friends. Lonely old bachelor, you know, and
Harry was not always very lively company. It’s a good thing that boy has
gone back to Cambridge, Amy. He was always mooning round after Mrs.

That was a fact: it had often been a slightly inconvenient one. Several
times the Major had “dropped in” to see Millie, and found his son
already there.

“But I thought you were rather pleased at that, Lyndhurst,” she said.
“You told me you considered it not a bad thing: that it would keep Harry
out of mischief.”

He finished his coffee rather hastily.

“Yes, within reason, within reason,” he said. “Well, if we are to stroll
in the garden, we had better go out. You wanted a shawl, didn’t you?
Very wise: where shall I find one?”

That diverted her again to her own personal efforts.

“There are several in the second tray of my wardrobe,” she said. “Choose
a nice one, Lyndhurst, something that won’t look hideous with my pink

The smile, as you might almost say, of coquetry, which accompanied this
speech, faded completely as soon as he left the room, and her face
assumed that business-like aspect, which the softest and youngest faces
wear, when the object is to attract, instead of letting a mutual
attraction exercise its inevitable power. Even though Mrs. Ames’ object
was the legitimate and laudable desire to attract her own husband, it
was strange how common her respectable little countenance appeared. She
had adorned herself to attract admiration: coquetry and anxiety were
pitifully mingled, even as you may see them in haunts far less
respectable than this detached villa, and on faces from which Mrs. Ames
would instantly have averted her own. She hoped he would bring a certain
white silk shawl: two nights ago she had worn it on the verandah after
dinner at Overstrand, and the reflected light from it, she had noticed,
as she stood beneath a light opposite a mirror in the hall, had made her
throat look especially soft and plump. She stood underneath the light
now waiting for his return.

Fortune was favourable: it was that shawl that he brought, and she
turned round for him to put it on her shoulders. Then she faced him
again in the remembered position, underneath the light, smiling.

“Now, I am ready, Lyndhurst,” she said.

He opened the French window for her, and stood to let her pass out.
Again she smiled at him, and waited for him to join her on the rather
narrow gravel path. There was actually room for two abreast on it, for,
on the evening of her dinner-party, Harry had walked here side by side
with Mrs. Evans. But there was only just room.

“You go first, Amy,” he said, “or shall I? We can scarcely walk abreast

But she took his arm.

“Nonsense, my dear,” she said. “There: is there not heaps of room?”

He felt vaguely uncomfortable. It was not only the necessity of putting
his feet down one strictly in front of the other that made him so.

“Anything the matter, my dear?” he asked.

The question was not cruel: it was scarcely even careless. He could
hardly be expected to guess, for his perceptions were not fine. Also he
was thinking about somebody else, and wondering how late it was. But
even if he had had complete knowledge of the situation about which he
was completely ignorant, he could not have dealt with it in a more
peremptory way. The dreary flatness to which she had been so impassive a
prey directly after dinner, the sense of complete failure enveloped her
like impenetrable fog. Out of that fog, she hooted, so to speak, like an
undervitalized siren.

“I am only so glad to get back,” she said, pressing his arm a little. “I
hoped you were glad, too, that I was back. Tell me what you have been
doing all the time I have been away.”

This, like banns, was for the third time of asking. He recalled for her
the days one by one, leaving out certain parts of them. Even at the
moment, he was astonished to find how vivid his recollection of them
was. On Thursday, when he had played golf in the morning, he had lunched
with the Evans’ (this he stated, for Harry had lunched there too) and he
had culled probably the last dish of asparagus in the afternoon. He had
dined alone with Harry that night, and Harry had toothache. Next day,
consequently, Harry went to the dentist in the morning, and he himself
had played golf in the afternoon. That he remembered because he had gone
to tea with Mrs. Evans afterwards, but that he did not mention, for he
had been alone with her, and they had talked about being misunderstood
and about affinities. On Saturday Harry had gone back to Cambridge, but,
having missed his train, he had made a second start after lunch. He had
met Dr. Evans in the street that day, going up to the golf links, and
since he would otherwise be quite alone in the evening, he had dined
with them, “_en garçon_.”

This catalogue of trivial happenings took quite a long time in the
recitation. But below the trivialities there was a lurking significance.
He was not really in love with Millie Evans, and his assurance to
himself on that point was perfectly honest. But (this he did not put so
distinctly to himself) he thought that she was tremendously attracted by
him. Here was an appeal to a sort of deplorable sense of gallantry--so
terrible a word only can describe his terrible mind--and mentally he
called her “poor little lady.” She was pretty, too, and not very happy.
It seemed to be incumbent on him to interest and amuse her. His
“droppings in” amused her: when he got ready to drop out again, she
always asked when he would come to see her next. These “droppings in”
were clearly bright spots to her in a drab day. They were also bright
spots to him, for he was more interested in them than in all his
sweet-peas. There was a “situation” come into his life, something
clandestine. It would never do, for instance, to let Amy or the
estimable doctor get a hint of it. Probably they would misunderstand it,
and imagine there was something to conceal. He had the secret joys of a
bloodless intrigue. But, considering its absolute bloodlessness, he was
amazingly wrapped up in it. It was no wonder that he did not notice the
restored colour of Amy’s hair.

He, or rather Mrs. Evans, had made a conditional appointment for
to-night. If possible, the possibility depending on Amy’s fatigue, he
was going to drop in for a chat. Primarily the chat was to be concerned
with the lighting of the garden by means of Chinese lanterns, for a
nocturnal fête that Mrs. Evans meant to give on her birthday. The whole
garden was to be lit, and since the entertainment of an illuminated
garden, with hot soup, quails and ices, under the mulberry-tree was
obviously new to Riseborough, it would be sufficiently amusing to the
guests to walk about the garden till supper-time. But there would be
supererogatory diversions beyond that, bridge-tables in the verandah, a
small band at the end of the garden to intervene its strains between the
guests and the shrieks of South-Eastern expresses, and already there was
an idea of fancy dress. Major Ames favoured the idea of fancy dress, for
he had a red velvet garment, sartorially known as a Venetian cloak,
locked away upstairs, which was a dazzling affair if white tights peeped
out from below it. He knew he had a leg, and only lamented the scanty
opportunities of convincing others of the fact. But the lighting of the
garden had to be planned first: there was no use in having a leg in a
garden, if the garden was not properly lit. But the whole affair was as
yet a pledged secret: he could not, as a man of honour, tell Amy about
it. Short notice for a fête of this sort was of no consequence, for it
was to be a post-prandial entertainment, and the only post-prandial
entertainment at present existent in Riseborough was going to bed. Thus
everybody would be able to be happy to accept.

A rapid _résumé_ of this made an undercurrent in his mind, as he went
through, in speaking voice, the history of the last days. Up and down
the narrow path they passed, she still with her hand in his arm,
questioning, showing an inconceivable interest in the passage of the
days from which he had left out all real points of interest. His
patience came to an end before hers.

“Upon my word, my dear,” he said, “it’s getting a little chilly. Shall
we go in, do you think? I’m sure you are tired with your journey.”

There was nothing more coming: she knew that. But even in the midst of
her disappointment, she found consolation. Daylight would show the
re-establishment of her youthfulness more clearly than electric light
had done. Every one looked about the same by electric light. And though,
in some secret manner, she distrusted his visit to the club, she knew
how impolitic it would be to hint, however remotely, at such distrust.
It was much better this evening to acquiesce in the imputation of
fatigue. Nor was the imputation groundless; for failure fatigues any one
when under the same conditions success would only stimulate. And in the
consciousness of that, her bitterness rose once more to her lips.

“You mustn’t catch cold,” she said. “Let us go in.”

It was still only half-past ten: all this flatness and failure had
lasted but a couple of hours, and Major Ames, as soon as his wife had
gone upstairs, let himself out of the house. His way lay past the doors
of the club, but he did not enter, merely observing through its lit
windows that there were a good many men in the smoking-room. On arrival
at the Doctor’s he found that Elsie and her father were playing chess in
the drawing-room, and that Mrs. Evans was out in the garden. He chose to
go straight into the garden, and found her sitting under the mulberry,
dressed in white, and looking rather like the Milky Way. She did not get
up, but held out her hand to him.

“That is nice of you,” she said. “How is Cousin Amy?”

“Amy is very well,” said he. “But she’s gone to bed early, a little
tired with the journey. And how is Cousin Amy’s cousin?”

He sat down on the basket chair close beside her which creaked with his

“I must have a special chair made for you,” she said. “You are so big
and strong. Have you seen Cousin Amy’s cousin’s husband?”

“No: I heard you were out here. So I came straight out.”

She got up.

“I think it will be better, then, if we go in, and tell him you are
here,” she said. “He might think it strange.”

Major Ames jumped up with alacrity: with his alacrity was mingled a
pleasing sense of adventure.

“By all means,” he said. “Then we can come out again.”

She smiled at him.

“Surely. He is playing chess with Elsie. I do not suppose he will
interrupt his game.”

       *       *       *       *       *

Apparently Dr. Evans did not think anything in the least strange. On the
whole, this was not to be wondered at, since he knew quite well that
Major Ames was coming to talk over garden illumination with his wife.

“Good evening, Major,” he said; “kind of you to come. You and my little
woman are going to make a pauper of me, I’m told. There, Elsie, what do
you say to my putting my knight there? Check.”

“Pig!” said Elsie.

“Then shall we go out, Major Ames?” said Millie. “Are you coming out,

“No, little woman. I’m going to defeat your daughter indoors. Come and
have a glass of whisky and soda with me before you go, Major.”

They went out again accordingly into the cool starlight.

“Wilfred is so fond of chess,” she said. “He plays every night with
Elsie, when he is at home. Of course, he is often out.”

This produced exactly the effect that she meant. She did not comment or
complain: she merely made a statement which arose naturally from what
was going on in the drawing-room.

But Major Ames drew the inference that he was expected to draw.

“Glad I could come round,” he said. “Now for the lanterns. We must have
them all down the garden wall, and not too far apart, either. Six feet
apart, eh? Now I’ll step the wall and we can calculate how many we shall
want there. I think I step a full yard still. Not cramped in the joints

       *       *       *       *       *

It took some half hour to settle the whole scheme of lighting, which,
since Major Ames was not going to pay for it, he recommended being done
in a somewhat lavish manner. With so large a number of lanterns, it
would be easily possible to see his leg, and he was strong on the
subject of fancy dress.

“There’ll be some queer turn-outs, I shouldn’t wonder,” he said; “but I
expect there will be some creditable costumes too. By Jove! it will be
quite the event of the year. Amy and I, with our little dinners, will
have to take a back seat, as they say.”

“I hope Cousin Amy won’t think it forward of me,” said Millie.

Major Ames said that which is written “Pshaw.” “Forward?” he cried.
“Why, you are bringing a bit of life among us. Upon my word, we wanted
rousing up a bit. Why, you are a public benefactor.”

They had sat down to rest again after their labour of stepping out the
brick walls under the mulberry-tree, where the grass was dry, and only a
faint shimmer of starlight came through the leaves. At the bottom of the
garden a train shrieked by, and the noise died away in decrescent
thunder. She leaned forward a little towards him, putting up her face
much as Amy had done.

“Ah, if only I thought I was making things a little pleasant,” she said.

Suddenly it struck Major Ames that he was expected to kiss her. He
leaned forward, too.

“I think you know that,” he said. “I wish I could thank you for it.”

She did not move, but in the dusk he could see she was smiling at him.
It looked as if she was waiting. He made an awkward forward movement and
kissed her.

There was silence a moment: she neither responded to him nor repelled

“I suppose people would say I ought not to have let you,” she said. “But
there is no harm, is there? After all, you are a--a sort of cousin. And
you have been so kind about the lanterns.”

Major Ames was thinking almost entirely about himself, hardly at all
about her. An adventure, an intrigue had begun. He had kissed somebody
else’s wife and felt the devil of a fellow. But with the wine of this
emotion was mingled a touch of alarm. It would be wise to call a halt,
take his whisky and soda with her husband, and get home to Amy.


Mrs. Altham waited with considerable impatience next day for the return
of her husband from the club, where he went on most afternoons, to sit
in an arm-chair from tea-time to dinner and casually to learn what had
happened while he had been playing golf. She had been to call on Mrs.
Ames in the afternoon, and in consequence had matter of considerable
importance to communicate. She could have supported that retarded spate
of information, though she wanted to burst as soon as possible, but she
had also a question to ask Henry on which a tremendous deal depended. At
length she heard the rattle of his deposited hat and stick in the hall,
and she went out to meet him.

“How late you are, Henry,” she said; “but you needn’t dress. Mrs.
Brooks, if she does come in afterwards, will excuse you. Dinner is
ready: let us come in at once. Now, you were at the club last night,
after dinner. You told me who was there; but I want to be quite sure.”

Mr. Altham closed his eyes for a moment as he sat down. It looked as if
he was saying a silent grace, but appearances were deceptive. He was
only thinking, for he knew his wife would not ask such a question unless
something depended on it, and he desired to be accurate.

Then he opened them again, and helped the soup with a name to each

“General Fortescue,” he said. “Young Morton. Mr. Taverner, Turner, Young

That was five spoonfuls--three for his wife, two for himself. He was not
very fond of soup.

“And you were there all the time between ten and eleven?” asked his

“Till half-past eleven.”

“And there was no one else?”

Mr. Altham looked up brightly.

“The club waiter,” he said, “and the page. The page has been dismissed
for stealing sugar. The sugar bill was preposterous. That was how we
found out. Did you mean to ask about that?”

“No, my dear. Nor do I want to know.”

At the moment the parlour-maid left the room, and she spoke in an eager

“Mrs. Ames told me that Major Ames went up to the club last night, when
she went to bed at half-past ten,” she said. “You told me at breakfast
whom you found there, but I wanted to be sure. Call them Mr. and Mrs.
Smith and then we can go on talking.”

The parlour-maid came back into the room.

“Yes, Mr. Smith apparently went up to the club at half-past ten,” she
said. “But he can’t have gone to the club, for in that case you would
have seen him. It has occurred to me that he didn’t feel well, and went
to the doctor’s.”

“It seems possible,” said Mr. Altham, not without enthusiasm,
understanding that “doctor” meant “doctor,” and which doctor.

“We have all noticed how many visits he has been paying to--to Dr.
Jones,” said Mrs. Altham, “during the time Mrs. Smith was away. But to
pay another one on the very evening of her return looks as if--as if
something serious was the matter.”

“My dear, there’s nothing whatever to show that Major Ames went to the
doctor’s last night,” he said.

Mrs. Altham gave him an awful glance, for the parlour-maid was in the
room, and this thoughtless remark rendered all the diplomatic
substitution of another nomenclature entirely void and useless.

“Mrs. Smith, I should say,” added Mr. Altham in some confusion,
proceeding to make it all quite clear to Jane, in case she had any
doubts about it.

“Suggest to me any other reasonable theory as to where he was, then,”
said Mrs. Altham.

“I can’t suggest where he was, my dear,” said Mr. Altham, finding his
legal training supported him, “considering that there is no evidence of
any kind that bears upon the matter. But to know that a man was not in
one given place does not show with any positiveness that he was at any
other given place.”

“No doubt, then, he went shopping at half-past ten last night,” said
Mrs. Altham, with deep sarcasm. “There are so many shops open then. The
High Street is a perfect blaze of light.”

Mr. Altham could be sarcastic, too, though he seldom exercised this

“It quite dazzles one,” he observed.

Mrs. Altham no doubt was vexed at her husband’s sceptical attitude, and
she punished him by refraining from discussing the point any further,
and from giving him the rest of her news. But this severity punished
herself also, for she was bursting to tell him. When Jane had finally
withdrawn, the internal pressure became irresistible.

“Mrs. Ames has done something to her hair, Henry,” she said; “and she
has done something to her face. I had a good mind to ask her what she
had used. I assure you there was not a grey hair left anywhere, and a
fortnight ago she was as grey as a coot!”

“Coots are bald, not grey,” remarked her husband.

“That is mere carping, Henry. She is brown now. Is this another fashion
she is going to set us at Riseborough? What does it all mean? Shall we
all have to plaster our faces with cold cream, and dye our hair blue?”

Mr. Altham was in a painfully literal mood this evening and could not
disentangle information from rhetoric.

“Has she dyed her hair blue?” he asked in a slightly awestricken voice.

“No, my dear: how can you be so stupid? And I told you just now she was
brown. But at her age! As if anybody cared what colour her hair was. Her
face, too! I don’t deny that the wrinkles are less marked, but who cares
whether she is wrinkled or not?”

These pleasant considerations were discontinued by the sound of the
postman’s tap on the front door, and since the postman took precedence
of everybody and everything, Mr. Altham hurried out to see what
excitements he had piloted into port. Unfortunately, there was nothing
for him, but there was a large, promising-looking envelope for his wife.
It was stiff, too, and looked like the receptacle of an invitation card.

“One for you, my dear,” he said.

Mrs. Altham tore it open, and gave a great gasp.

“You would not guess in a hundred tries,” she said.

“Then be so kind as to tell me,” remarked her husband.

Mrs. Altham read it out all in one breath without stops.

“Mrs. Evans at home Thursday July 20 10 p.m. Shakespeare Fancy Dress
well I never!”

For a while little the silence of stupefaction reigned. Then Mr. Altham
gave a great sigh.

“I have never been to a fancy dress ball,” he said. “I think I should
feel very queer and uncomfortable. What are we meant to do when we get
there, Julia? Just stand about and look at each other. It will seem very
strange. What would you recommend me to be? I suppose we ought to be a

Mrs. Altham, to do her justice, had not thought seriously about her
personal appearance for years. But, as she got up from the table, and
consciously faced the looking-glass over the chimney-piece, it is idle
to deny that she considered it now. She was not within ten years of Mrs.
Ames’ age, and it struck her, as she carefully regarded herself in a
perfectly honest glass, that even taking into full consideration all
that Mrs. Ames had been doing to her hair and her face, she herself
still kept the proper measure of their difference of years between them.
But it was yet too early to consider the question of her impersonation.
There were other things suggested by the contemplation of a fancy-dress
ball to be considered first. There was so much, in fact, that she hardly
knew where to begin. So she whisked everything up together, in the
manner of a sea-pie, in which all that is possibly edible is put in the
oven and baked.

“There will be time enough to talk over that, my dear,” she said, “for
if Mrs. Evans thinks we are all going to lash out into no end of
expense in getting dresses for her party, she is wrong as far as I, for
one, am concerned. For that matter you can put on your oldest clothes,
and I can borrow Jane’s apron and cap, and we can go as Darby and Joan.
Indeed, I do not know if I shall go at all--though, of course, one
wouldn’t like to hurt Mrs. Evans’ feelings by refusing. Do you know,
Henry, I shouldn’t in the least wonder if we have seen the last of Mrs.
Ames and all her airs of superiority and leadership. You may depend upon
it that Mrs. Evans did not consult her before she settled to give a
fancy dress party. It is far more likely that she and Major Ames
contrived it all between them, while Mrs. Ames was away, and settled
what they should go as, and I daresay it will be Romeo and Juliet. I
should not be in the least surprised if Mrs. Ames did not go to the
party at all, but tried to get something up on her own account that very
night. It would be like her, I am sure. But whether she goes or not, it
seems to me that we have seen the last of her queening it over us all.
If she does not go, I should think she would be the only absentee, and
if she does, she goes as Mrs. Evans’ guest. All these years she has
never thought of a fancy dress party----”

Mrs. Altham broke off in the middle of her address, stung by the
splendour of a sudden thought.

“Or does all this staying away on her part,” she said, “and dyeing her
hair, and painting her face, mean that she knew about it all along, and
was going to be the show-figure of it all? I should not wonder if that
was it. As likely as not, she and Major Ames will come as Hamlet and
Ophelia, or something equally ridiculous, though I am sure as far as the
‘too too solid flesh’ goes, Major Ames would make an admirable Hamlet,
for I never saw a man put on weight in the manner he does, in spite of
all the garden rolling, which I expect the gardener does for him really.
But whatever is the truth of it all, and I’m sure every one is so
secretive here in Riseborough nowadays, that you never know how many
dined at such a place on such a night unless you actually go to the
poulterer’s and find out whether one chicken or two was sent,--what was
I saying?”

She had been saying a good deal. Mr. Altham correctly guessed the train
of thought which she desired to recall.

“In spite of the secretiveness----” he suggested.

That served the purpose.

“No, my dear Henry,” said his wife rapidly, “I accuse no one of
secretiveness: if I did, you misunderstood me. All I meant was that when
we have settled what we are to go as, we will tell nobody. There is very
little sense in a fancy dress entertainment if you know exactly what you
may expect, and as soon as you see a Romeo can say for certain that it
is Major Ames, for instance; and I’m sure if he is to go as Romeo, it
would be vastly suitable if Mrs. Ames went as Juliet’s nurse.”

“I am not sure that I shall like so much finery,” said Mr. Altham, who
was thinking entirely about his own dress, and did not care two straws
about Major or Mrs. Ames. “It will seem very strange.”

“Nonsense, my dear; we will dine in our fancy dresses for an evening or
two before, and you will get quite used to it, whatever it is. Henry, do
you remember my white satin gown, which I scarcely wore a dozen times,
because it seemed too grand for Riseborough? It was too, I am sure: you
were quite right. It has been in camphor ever since. I used to wear my
Roman pearls with it. There are three rows, and the clasp is of real
pearls. The very thing for Cleopatra.”

“I recollect perfectly,” said Mr. Altham. His mind instantly darted off
again to the undoubted fact that whereas Major Ames was stout, he
himself was very thin. If he had been obliged to describe his figure at
that moment, he would have said it was boyish. The expense of a wig
seemed of no account.

“Well, my dear, white dress and pearls,” said his wife. “You are not
very encouraging. With that book of Egyptian antiquities, I can easily
remodel the dress. And I remember reading in a Roman history that
Cleopatra was well over thirty when Julius Cæsar was so devoted to her.
And by the busts he must have been much balder than you!”

It is no use denying that this was a rather heavy blow. Ever since the
mention of the word Cleopatra, he had seen himself complete, with a wig,
in another character.

“But Julius Cæsar was sixty,” he observed, with pardonable asperity. “I
do not see how I could make up as a man of sixty. And for that matter,
my dear, though I am sure no one would think you were within five years
of your actual age, I do not see how you could make up as a mere girl of
thirty. Why should we not go as ‘Antony and Cleopatra, ten years later’?
It would be better than to go as Julius Cæsar and Cleopatra ten years

Mrs. Altham considered this. It was true that she would find it
difficult to look thirty, however many Roman pearls she wore.

“I do not know that it is such a bad idea of yours, Henry,” she said.
“Certainly there is no one in the world who cares about her age, or
wants to conceal it, less than I. And there is something original about
your suggestion--Antony and Cleopatra ten years later--Ah, there is the
bell, that will be Mrs. Brooks coming in. And there is the telephone
also. Upon my word, we never have a moment to ourselves. I should not
wonder if half Riseborough came to see us to-night. Will you go to the
telephone and tell it we are at home? And not a word to anybody, Henry,
as to what we are thinking of going as. There will be our surprise, at
any rate, however much other people go talking about their dresses. If
you are being rung up to ask about your costume, say that you haven’t
given it a thought yet.”

       *       *       *       *       *

For the next week Mrs. Altham was thoroughly in her element. She had
something to conceal, and was in a delicious state of tension with the
superficial desire to disclose her own impersonation, and the
deep-rooted satisfaction of not doing so. To complete her happiness, the
famous white satin still fitted her, and she was nearly insane with
curiosity to know what Major and Mrs. Ames “were going to be,” and what
the whole history of the projected festivity was. In various other
respects her natural interest in the affairs of other people was
satiated. Mrs. Turner was to be Mistress Page, which was very suitable,
as she was elderly and stout, and did not really in the least resemble
Miss Ellen Terry. Mr. Turner had selected Falstaff, and could be
recognized anywhere. Young Morton, with unwonted modesty, had chosen the
part of the Apothecary in Romeo and Juliet. Mrs. Taverner was to be
Queen Catherine, and--almost more joyous than all--she had persuaded
Mrs. Brooks not to attempt to impersonate Cleopatra. What Mrs. Brooks’
feelings would be when it dawned on her, as it not inconceivably might,
that Mrs. Altham had seen in her a striking likeness to her conception
of Hermione, because she did not want there to be two Cleopatras, did
not particularly concern her. She had asked Mrs. Brooks to dinner the
day after the entertainment, and her acceptance would bury the hatchet,
if indeed there was such a thing as a hatchet about. Finally, she had
called on Mrs. Evans, who had vaguely talked about Midsummer Night’s
Dream. Mrs. Altham had taken that to be equivalent to the fact that she
would appear as Titania, and Mrs. Evans had distinctly intended that she
should so take it. Indeed, the idea had occurred to her, but not very
vividly. Her husband was going to be Timon of Athens. That, again, was
quite satisfactory: nobody knew at all distinctly who Timon of Athens
was, and nobody knew much about Dr. Evans, except that he was usually
sent for in the middle of something. Probably the same thing happened to
Timon of Athens.

Indeed, within a couple of hours of the reception of Mrs. Evans’
invitations, which all arrived simultaneously by the local evening post,
a spirit of demoniacal gaiety, not less fierce than that which inspired
Mrs. Altham, possessed the whole of those invited. Though it was gay, it
was certainly demoniacal, for a quite prodigious amount of ill-feeling
was mingled with it which from time to time threatened to wreck the
proceedings altogether. For instance, only two days after all the
invitations had been accepted, Mrs. Evans had issued a further
intimation that there was to be dancing, and that the evening would open
at a quarter past ten precisely with a quadrille in which it was
requested that everybody would take part. It is easy to picture the
private consternation that presided over that evening; how in one house,
Mrs. Brooks having pushed her central drawing-room table to one side,
all alone and humming to herself, stepped in perplexed and forgotten
measures, and how next door Mrs. and Mr. Altham violently wrangled over
the order of the figures, and hummed different tunes, to show each
other, or pranced in different directions. For here was the bitter
affair: these pains had to be suffered in loneliness, for it was clearly
impossible to confess that the practice of quadrilles was so long past
that the memory of them had vanished altogether. But luckily (though at
the moment the suggestion caused a great deal of asperity in Mrs.
Altham’s mind) Mrs. Ames came to the rescue with the suggestion that as
many of them, no doubt, had forgotten the precise manner of quadrilles,
she proposed to hold a class at half-past four to-morrow afternoon, when
they would all run through a quadrille together.

“There! I thought as much!” said Mrs. Altham. “That means that neither
Major nor Mrs. Ames can remember how the quadrille goes, and we,
forsooth, must go and teach them. And she puts it that she is going to
teach us! I am sure she will never teach me: I shall not go near the
house. I do not require to be taught quadrilles by anybody, still less
by Mrs. Ames. There is no answer,” she added to Jane.

Mr. Altham fidgeted in his chair. Last night he had been quite sure he
was right, in points where he and his wife differed, and that the
particular “setting partners” which they had shown each other so often
did not come in the quadrille at all, but occurred in lancers, just
before the ladies’ chain. But she had insisted that both the setting to
partners and ladies’ chain came in quadrilles. This morning, however, he
did not feel quite so certain about it.

“You might send a note to Mrs. Ames,” he observed, “and tell her you are
not coming.”

“No answer was asked for,” said his wife excitedly. “She just said there
was to be a quadrille practice at half-past four. Let there be. I am
sure I have no objection, though I do think you might have thought of
doing it first, Henry.”

“But she will like to know how many to expect,” said Henry. “If it is to
be at half-past four, she must be prepared for tea. It is equivalent to
a tea-party, unless you suppose that the class will be over before

During the night Mrs. Altham had pondered her view about the ladies’
chain. It would be an awful thing if Henry happened to be right, and if,
on the evening of the dance itself, she presented her hand for the
ladies’ chain, and no chain of any sort followed. She decided on a
magnanimous course.

“Upon my word, I am not sure that I shall not go,” she said, “just to
see what Mrs. Ames’ idea of a quadrille is. I should not wonder if she
mixed it up with something quite different, which would be laughable.
And after all, we ought not to be so unkind, and if poor Mrs. Ames feels
she will get into difficulties over the quadrille, I am sure I shall be
happy to help her out. No doubt she has summoned us like this, so that
she need not show that she feels she wants to be helped. We will go,
Henry, and I daresay I shall get out of her what she means to dress up
as! But pray remember to say that we, at any rate, have not given a
thought to our costumes yet. And on our way, we may as well call in at
Mr. Roland’s, for if I am to wear my three rows of pearls, he must get
me a few more, since I find there is a good deal of string showing. I
daresay that ordinary pearl beads would answer the purpose perfectly. I
have no intention of buying more of the real Roman pearls. They belonged
to my mother, and I should not like to add to them. And if you will
insist on having some red stone in your cap, to make a buckle for the
feather, I am sure you could not do better than get a piece of what he
called German ruby that is in his shop now. I do not suppose anybody in
Riseborough could tell it from real, and after all this is over, I would
wear it as a pendant for my pearls. If you wish, I will pay half of it,
and it is but a couple of pounds altogether.”

It did not seem a really handsome offer, but Henry had the sense to
accept it. He wanted a stone to buckle the feather in a rather
coquettish cap that they had decided to be suitable for Mark Antony, and
did not really care what happened to it after he had worn it on this
occasion, since it was unlikely that another similar occasion would
arise. Deep in his mind had been an idea of turning it into a solitaire,
but he knew he would not have the practical courage of this daring
conception. It would want another setting, also.

In other houses there were no fewer anticipatory triumphs and past
perplexities. There was also, in some cases, wild and secret intrigue.
For instance, a few evenings after, Mrs. Brooks next door, sorting out
garments in her wardrobe from which she might devise a costume that
should remind the beholder of Hermione, looked from her bedroom window,
where her quest was in progress, and saw a strange sight in the next
garden. There was a lady in white satin with pearls; there was a
gentleman in Roman toga with a feathered cap. The Roman gentleman was a
dubious figure; the lady indubitable. If ever there was an elderly
Cleopatra, this was she.

Mrs. Brooks sat heavily down, after observing this sight. It certainly
was Cleopatra in the next garden: as certainly it was a snake in the
grass. In a moment her mind was made up. She saw why she had been
discouraged from being Cleopatra; the false Mrs. Altham had wanted to be
Cleopatra herself, without rival. But she would be Cleopatra too.
Riseborough should judge between the effectiveness of the two
representations. Of course, every one knew that Mrs. Altham had three
rows of Roman pearls, which were nothing but some sort of vitreous
enamel. But Mrs. Brooks, as Riseborough also knew, had five or six rows
of real seed-pearls. It was impossible to _denigrer_ seed-pearls: they
were pearls, though small, and did not pretend to be anything different
to what they were. But the Roman prefix, to any fair-minded person,
invalidated the word “pearls.” Besides, even as Cleopatra without
pearls, she would have been willing to back herself against Mrs. Altham.
Cleopatra ought to be tall, which she was. Also Cleopatra ought to be
beautiful, which neither was. And Mrs. Altham had urged her to go as
Hermione! Of course, she had to revise her toilet, but luckily it had
progressed no further than the sewing of white rosettes on to a pair of
slightly worn satin shoes, which were equally suitable for any of
Shakespeare’s heroines.

The week which had passed for Mr. and Mrs. Altham in a succession of so
pleasing excitements and anxieties, had not been without incident to
Mrs. Ames. When (by the same post that bore their invitations to the
other guests) the announcement of the fancy dress ball reached her, and
she read it out to her husband (even as Mrs. Altham had done) towards
the end of dinner, he expressed his feelings with a good deal of
pooh-ing and the opinion that he, at any rate, was past the years of
dressing-up. This attitude (for it had been settled that the invitation
was to come as a surprise to him) he somewhat overdid, and found to his
dismay that his wife quite agreed with him, and was prepared as soon as
dinner was over to write regrets. The reason was not far to seek.

“I hope I am not what--what the servants call ‘touchy,’” she said (and
indeed, it was difficult to see what else the servants could call it),
“but I must say that, considering the length of time we have been in
Riseborough, and the number of entertainments we have provided for the
people here, I think dear Millie might have consulted me--or you, of
course, Lyndhurst, in my absence--as to any such novelty as a fancy
dress ball. I have no wish to interfere in any way with any little party
that dear Millie may choose to give, but I suppose since she can plan it
without me, she can also enjoy it without me. I am aware I am by no
means necessary to the success of any party. And since you think that
you are a little beyond the age of dressing up, Lyndhurst--though I do
not say I agree with you--I think we shall be happier at home that
night. I will write quite kindly to dear Millie, and say we are engaged.
No doubt the Althams would dine with us, as I do not imagine that she
would care to get up in fancy dress.”

Major Ames was not a quick thinker, but he saw several things without a
pause. One was that he, at any rate, must certainly go, but that he did
not much care whether Amy went or not. A second was that, having
expressed surprise at the announcement of the party, it was too late now
to say that he knew about it from the first, and was going to
impersonate Antony, while Mrs. Evans was to be Cleopatra. A third was
that something had to be done, a fourth that he did not know what.

“I will leave you to your cigarette, Lyndhurst,” said his wife, rising,
“and will write to dear Millie. Let us stroll in the garden again

She passed out of the dining-room, he closed the door behind her, and
she went straight to her writing-table in the drawing-room. Above it
hung a looking-glass, and (still not in the frame of mind which servants
call “touchy”) she sat down to write the kind note. A considerable
degree of sunset still lingered in the western sky, and there would be
no need to light a candle to write by. There was light enough also for
her to see a rosy-tinted image of herself in the glass, and she paused.
She saw there, what she was aware Mrs. Altham had seen this
afternoon--namely, the absence of grey in her hair, and the softened and
liquated wrinkles of her face. True, not even yet had her husband
observed, or at any rate commented on those refurbished signals of her
youth, but Mrs. Ames had by no means yet despaired, and daily (as
directed) tapped in the emollient cream. This rosy light of sunset gave
her face a flush of delicate colour, and she unconsciously claimed for
her own the borrowed enchantment of the light.... Then that which was
not touchiness underwent a similar softening to that of her wrinkles.
She knew she had been guilty of sarcastic intention when she said she
was aware that her presence was not necessary to the success of any
party. It would be unkind to dear Millie if she refused to go, for a
dinner-party at home was no excuse at all; she could perfectly well go
on there when carriages came at twenty minutes to eleven. Also it was
absurd for Lyndhurst to say that he was past the age when “dressing up”
is seemly. In spite of his hair, which he managed very well, he was
still young enough in face to excuse the yielding to the temptation of
embellishing himself, and a Venetian mantle would naturally conceal his
tendency to corpulence. No doubt dear Millie had not meant to put
herself forward in any way; no doubt she had not yet really grasped the
fact that Mrs. Ames was acknowledged autocrat in all that concerned

All this train of thought needed but a few seconds for passage, and, as
she still regarded herself, the name of the heroines of enchantment
sounded delicately in her brain. Juliet and Ophelia she passed over
without a pang, for she was not so unfocussed of imagination as to see
her reflection capable of recapturing the budding spring of those, or
the slim youthfulness of Rosalind. She wanted no girlish rôle, nor did
she read into herself the precocious dignity of Portia. But was there
not one who came down the green Nile to the sound of flutes in a gilded
barge--no girl, but a woman in the charm of her full maturity?

The idea detailed itself in plan and manœuvre. She wanted to burst on
Lyndhurst like that, to let him see in a flash of revelation how bravely
she could support the rôle of that sorceress.... At the moment the
drawing-room door opened, and simultaneously they both began a sentence
in identical words.

“Do you know, my dear, I’ve been thinking....”

They both stopped, and he gave his genial laugh.

“Upon my soul, my dear Amy,” he said, “I believe we always have the same
thoughts. I’ll tell you what you were going to say. You were going to
say, ‘I’ve been thinking it wouldn’t be very kind to dear Millie’--that
is what _you_ would say, of course--not very kind to Mrs. Evans if we
declined. And I agree with you, my dear. No doubt she should have
consulted you first, or if you were away she might even, as you
suggested, have mentioned it to me. But you can afford to be indulgent,
my dear--after all, she is your cousin--and you wouldn’t like to spoil
her party, poor thing, by refusing to go. And if you go, why, of course,
I shall put on one side my natural feelings about an old fogey like
myself making a guy of himself, and I shall dress up somehow. I think I
have an old costume with a Venetian cloak laid aside somewhere, though I
daresay it’s moth-eaten and rusty now, and I’ll dress myself up somehow
and come with you. I suppose there are some old stagers in
Shakespeare--I must have a look at the fellow’s plays again--which even
a retired old soldier can impersonate. Falstaff, for instance--some
stout old man of that sort.”

Some of this speech, to say the least of it, was not, it is to be
feared, quite absolutely ingenuous. But then, Major Ames was not
naturally quite ingenuous. He had already satisfied himself that the old
costume in question had been perfectly preserved by the naphthaline
balls which he was careful to renew from time to time, and was not in
the least moth-eaten or rusty. Again, since he had settled to go as
Antony, it was not perfectly straightforward to make allusion to
Falstaff. But after all, the speech expressed all he meant to say, and
it is only our most fortunate utterances that can do as much. Indeed,
perhaps it leaned over a little to the further side of expression, for
it struck Mrs. Ames at that moment (struck her as violently and
inexplicably as a cocoanut falling on her head) that the question of the
Venetian cloak had not come into her husband’s mind for the first time
that evening. She felt, without being able to explain her feeling, that
the idea of the fancy dress ball was not new to him. But it was
impossible to tax him with so profound a duplicity; indeed, when she
gave a moment’s consideration to the question, she dismissed her
suspicion. But the suspicion had been there.

She met him quite half-way.

“You have guessed quite right, Lyndhurst,” she said; “I think it would
be unkind to dear Millie if you and I did not go. I dare say she will
have difficulty enough as it is to make a gathering. I will write at

This was soon done, and even as she wrote, poor Mrs. Ames’ vision of
herself grew more roseate in her mind. But she must burst upon her
husband, she must burst upon him. Supposing her preposterous suspicion
of a moment before was true, there was all the more need for bursting
upon him, for Cleopatraizing herself.... He, meantime, was wondering how
on earth to keep the secret of his costume and his hostess’s, should Amy
proceed to discuss costumes, or suggest the King and Queen of Denmark as
suitable for themselves. It might even be better to accept the situation
as such, and tell Mrs. Evans that his wife wanted to go as “a pair” (so
Mrs. Altham expressed it) and that it was more prudent to abandon the
idea of a stray Antony and a stray Cleopatra meeting on the evening
itself unpremeditatedly. But her next words caused all these
difficulties to disappear; they vanished as completely as a watch or a
rabbit under the wave of the conjurer’s wand.

Mrs. Ames never licked envelopes; she applied water on a camel’s-hair
brush, from a little receptacle like a tear-bottle.

“What nonsense, my dear Lyndhurst,” she said. “Fancy you going as
Falstaff! You must think of something better than that! Dear me, it is a
very bold idea of Millie’s, but really it seems to me that we might have
great fun. I do hope that all Riseborough will not talk their costumes
over together, so that we shall know exactly what to expect. There is
little point in a fancy dress ball unless there are some surprises. I
must think over my costume too. I am not so fortunate as to have one

She got up from the table, still with the roseate image of herself in
her mind.

“I think I shall not tell you who I am going to be,” she said, “even
when I have thought of something suitable. I shall keep myself as a
surprise for you. And keep yourself as a surprise for me, Lyndhurst.
Let us meet for the first time in our costumes when the carriage is at
the door ready to take us to the party. Do you not think that would be
fun? But you must promise me, my dear, that you will not make yourself
up as Falstaff, or any old guy. Else I shall be quite ashamed of you.”

He rang the bell effusively (the heartiness of the action was typical of
the welcome he gave to his wife’s suggestion), and ordered the note to
be sent.

“By Jove! Amy,” he said, “what a one you always are for thinking of
things. And if you wish it, I’ll try to make a presentable figure of
myself, though I’m sure I should be more in place at home waiting for
your return to hear all about it. But I’ll do my best, I’ll do my best,
and I dare say the Venetian cloak isn’t so shabby after all. I have
always been careful to keep a bit of naphthaline in the box with it.”

       *       *       *       *       *

Flirtation may not be incorrectly defined as making the pretence of
being in love, and yet it is almost too solid a word to apply to Major
Ames’ relations with Mrs. Evans during the week or two before the ball,
and it would be more accurate to say that he was making the pretence of
having a flirtation. Even as when he kissed her on that daring evening
already described, he was thinking entirely about himself and the
dashingness of this proceeding, so in the days that succeeded, this same
inept futility and selfsatisfaction possessed him. He made many secret
visits to the house, entering like a burglar, in the middle of the
afternoon, by an unfrequented passage from the railway cutting, at hours
when she told him that her husband and daughter would certainly be out,
and the secrecy of those meetings added spice to them. He felt--so
deplorable a frame of mind almost defies description--he felt a pleasing
sense of wickedness which was endorsed, so to speak, by the certificate
which attested to his complete innocence. As far as he was concerned, it
was a mere farce of a flirtation. But the farce filled him with a kind
of childish glee; he persuaded himself that his share in it was real,
and that by a tragic fate he and the woman who were made for each other
were forbidden to find the fruition of their affinity. It was an
adventure without danger, a mine without gunpowder. For even on two
occasions when he was paying one of these clandestine visits, Dr. Evans
had unexpectedly returned and found them together. The poor blind man,
it seemed, suspected nothing; indeed, his welcome had been extremely

“Good of you to come and help my wife over her party,” he said. “What
you’d do without Major Ames, little woman, I don’t know. Won’t you stop
for dinner, Major?”

Then, after a suitable reply, and a digression to other matters, the
Major’s foolish eye would steal a look at Millie, and for a moment her
eyes would meet his, and flutter and fall. And considering that there
was not in all the world probably a worse judge of human nature than
Major Ames, it is a strange thing that his mental comment was
approximately true.

“Dear little woman,” he said to himself; “she’s deuced fond of me!”


Jupiter Pluvius, or Mr. J. Pluvius, by which name Major Ames was
facetiously wont to allude to the weather, seemed amiably inclined to
co-operate with Mrs. Evans’ scheme, for the evening of her party
promised to be ideal for the purpose. The few days previous had been
very hot, and no particle of moisture lurked in the baked lawns, so that
her guests would be able to wander at will without risk of contracting
catarrh, or stains on such shoes as should prove to be white satin.
Moreover, by a special kindness of Providence, there was no moon, so
that the illumination of fairy-lights and Chinese lanterns would suffer
no dispiriting comparison with a more potent brightness. Over a large
portion of the lawn Mrs. Evans, at Major Ames’ suggestion (not having to
pay for these paraphernalia he was singularly fruitful in suggestions),
had caused a planked floor to be laid; here the opening procession and
quadrille and the subsequent dances would take place, while conveniently
adjacent was the mulberry-tree under shade of which were spread the more
material hospitalities. Tree and dancing-floor were copiously outlined
with lanterns, and straight rows of fairy-lights led to them from the
garden door of the house. Similarly outlined was the garden wall and the
hedge by the railway-cutting, while the band (piano, two strings and a
cornet of amazingly piercing quality) was to be concealed in the small
_cul-de-sac_ which led to the potting shed and garden roller. The
shrubbery was less vividly lit; here Hamlets and Rosalinds could stray
in sequestered couples, unharassed by too searching an illumination.
Major Ames had paid his last clandestine visit this afternoon, and had
expressed himself as perfectly pleased with the arrangements. Both Elsie
and the doctor had been there.

       *       *       *       *       *

The party had been announced to begin at half-past ten, and it was
scarcely that hour when Mrs. Ames came downstairs from her bedroom where
she had so long been busy since the end of the early dinner. Her arms
were bare from finger-tip to her little round shoulders, over which were
clasped, with handsome cairngorm brooches, the straps of her long tunic.
But there was no effect of an excessive display of human flesh, since
her arms were very short, and in addition they were plentifully
bedecked. On one arm a metallic snake writhed from wrist to elbow, on
the other there was clasped above the elbow a plain circlet of some very
bright and shining metal. A net of blue beads altogether too magnificent
to be turquoises, was pinned over her unfaded hair, and from the front
of it there depended on her forehead a large pear-shaped pearl,
suggestive of the one which the extravagant queen subsequently dissolved
in vinegar. Any pearl, so scientists tell us, which is capable of
solution in vinegar must be a curious pearl; that which Mrs. Ames wore
in the middle of her forehead was curious also. Art had been specially
invoked, over and above the normal skin-food to-night, in the matter of
Mrs. Ames’ face, and a formal Egyptian eyebrow, as indicated in the
illustration to “Rameses” in the _Encyclopædia_, decorated in charcoal
the place where her own eyebrow once was. Below her eye a touch of the
same charcoal added brilliancy to the eye itself; several touches of
rouge contributed their appropriate splendour to her cheeks.

The long tunic which was held up over her shoulders by the cairngorm
brooches, reached to her knee. It was a little tight, perhaps, but when
you have only one Arab shawl, shot with copious gold thread, you have to
make it go as far as it can, and after all, it went to her knees. A
small fold of it was looped up, and fell over her yellow girdle, it was
parted at the sides below the hips, and disclosed a skirt made of two
Arab shawls shot with silver, which, stitched together, descended to her
ankle. She did not mean to dance anything except the opening quadrille.
Below this silver-streaked skirt appeared, as was natural, her pretty
plump little feet. On them she wore sandals which exhibited their
plumpness and prettiness and smallness to the fullest extent. A correct
strap lay between the great toe and the next, and the straps were
covered with silver paper. For years Riseborough had known how small
were her shoes; to-night Riseborough should see that those shoes had
been amply large enough for what they contained. Round her neck,
finally, were four rows of magnificent pearl beads; no wonder Cleopatra
thought nothing of dissolving one pearl, when its dissolution would
leave intact so populous a company of similar treasures.

As she came downstairs she heard a sudden noise in the drawing-room, as
if a heavy man had suddenly stumbled. It required no more ingenuity than
was normally hers to conjecture that Lyndhurst was already there, and
had tripped himself up in some novel accoutrement. And at that, a sudden
flush of excitement and anticipation invaded her, and she wondered what
he would be like. As regards herself she felt the profoundest confidence
in the success of her garniture. He could scarcely help being amazed,
delighted. And an emotion never keenly felt by her, but as such long
outworn, shook her and made her knees tremulous. She felt so young, so
daring. She wished that at this moment he would come out, for as she
descended the stairs he could not but see how small and soft were her

Almost before her wish was formed, it was granted. A well-smothered oath
succeeded the stumbling noise, and Major Ames, in white Roman toga and
tights came out into the hall. There was no vestige of Venetian cloak
about him; he was altogether different from what she had expected. A
profuse wig covered his head, the toga completely masked what the
exercise with the garden roller had not completely removed, and below,
his big calves rose majestic over his classical laced shoes. If ever
there was a Mark Antony with a military moustache, he was not in Egypt
nor in Rome, but here; by a divine chance, without consultation, he had
chosen for himself the character complementary to hers. He looked up and
saw her, she looked down and saw him.

“Bless my soul,” he said. “Amy! Cleopatra!”

She gave him a happy little smile.

“Bless my soul,” she said. “Lyndhurst! Mark Antony!”

There was a long and an awful pause. It was quite clear to her that
something had occurred totally unexpected. She had wanted to be
unexpected, but there was something wrong about the quality of his
surprise. Then such manliness as there was in him came to his aid.

“Upon my word,” he said, “you have got yourself up splendidly, Amy.
Cleopatra now, pearls and all, and sandals! Why, you’ll take the shine
out of them all! Here we go, eh? Antony and Cleopatra! Who would have
thought of it! The cab’s round, dear. We had better be starting, if
we’re to take part in the procession. Not want a cloak or anything?
Antony and Cleopatra; God bless my soul!”

That was sufficient to allay the immediate embarrassment. True, he had
not been knocked over by this apparition of her in the way she had
meant, and the astonished pause, she was afraid, was not one of
surrendering admiration. And yet, perhaps, he was feeling shy, even as
she was; standing here in all this splendour of shining pantomime he
might well feel her to be as strange to him, as she felt him to be to
her. Moreover, she had not only to look Cleopatra, but to be Cleopatra,
to behave herself with the gaiety and youth which her appearance gave
him the right to expect. In the meantime he also had earned her
compliments, for no man who thinks it worth while to assume a fancy
dress has a soul so unhuman as to be unappreciative of applause.

She fell back a step or two to regard him comprehensively.

“My dear,” she said, “you are splendid; that toga suits you to
admiration. And your arms look so well coming out of the folds of it.
What great strong arms, Lyndhurst! You could pick up your little
Cleopatra and carry her back--back to Egypt so easily.”

Something of their irresponsibility which, as by a special Providence,
broods over the audacity of assuming strange guises, descended on her.
She could no more have made such a speech to him in her ordinary
morning-clothes, nor yet in the famous rose-coloured silk, than she
could have flown. But now her costume unloosed her tongue. And despite
the dreadful embarrassment that he knew would await him when they got to
the party, and a second Cleopatra welcomed them, this intoxication of
costume (liable, unfortunately, to manifest itself not only in _vin
gai_) mounted to his head also.

“_Ma reine!_” he said, feeling that French brought them somehow closer
to the appropriate Oriental atmosphere.

She held up her skirt with one hand, and gave him the other.

“We must be off, my Antony,” she said.

They got into the cab; a somewhat jaded-looking horse was lashed into a
slow and mournful trot, and they rattled away down the hard, dry road.

A queue of carriages was already waiting to disembark its cargoes when
they drew near the house, and leaning furtively and feverishly from the
window, Mrs. Ames saw a Hamlet or two and some Titanias swiftly and
shyly cross the pavement between two rows of the astonished proletariat.
Beside her in the cab her husband grunted and fidgeted; she guessed that
to him this entrance was of the nature of bathing on a cold day; however
invigorating might be the subsequent swim, the plunge was chilly. But
she little knew the true cause of his embarrassment and apprehension;
had his military career ever entailed (which it had not) the facing of
fire, it was probable, though his courage was of no conspicuous a kind,
that he would have met the guns with greater blitheness than he awaited
the moment that now inevitably faced him. Then came their turn; there
was a pause, and then their carriage door was flung open, and they
descended from the innocent vehicle that to him was as portentous as a
tumbril. In a moment Cleopatra would meet Cleopatra, and he could form
no idea how either Cleopatra would take it. The Cleopatra-hostess, as he
knew, was going to wear sandals also; snakes were to writhe up her long
white arms....

Mrs. Ames adjusted the pear-shaped pearl on her forehead.

“I think if we say half-past one it will be late enough, Lyndhurst,” she
said. “If we are not ready he can wait.”

It seemed to Lyndhurst that half-past one would probably be quite late

       *       *       *       *       *

The assemblage of guests took place in the drawing-room which opened
into the garden; a waiter from the “Crown” inn, with a chin beard and
dressed in a sort of white surplice and carrying a lantern in his hand,
who might with equal reasonableness be supposed to be the Man in the
Moon out of the _Midsummer Night’s Dream_, or a grave-digger out of
_Hamlet_, said “Character names, please, ma’am,” and preceded them to
the door of this chamber. He bawled out “Cleopatra and Mark Antony.”

Another Cleopatra, a “different conception of this part,” as the _Kent
Chronicle_ said in its next issue, a Cleopatra dim and white and
willowy, advanced to them. She looked vexed, but as she ran her eyes up
and down Mrs. Ames’ figure, like a practised pianist playing a chromatic
scale, her vexation seemed completely to clear.

“Dear Cousin Amy,” she said, “how perfectly lovely! I never
saw--Wilfred, make your bow to Cleopatra. And Antony! Oh, Major Ames!”

Again she made the chromatic scale, starting at the top, so to speak
(his face), with a long note, and dwelling there again when she returned
to it.

Other arrivals followed, and this particular Antony and Cleopatra
mingled with such guests as were already assembled. The greater part had
gathered, and Mrs. Ames’ habitual manner and bearing suited excellently
with her regal rôle. The Turner family, at any rate, who were standing a
little apart from the others, not being quite completely “in”
Riseborough society, and, feeling rather hot and feverish in the thick
brocaded stuffs suitable to Falstaff, Mistress Page and King Theseus,
felt neither more nor less uncomfortable when she made a few
complimentary remarks to them than they did when, with her fat
prayer-book in her hand, she spoke to them after church on Sunday.
Elsewhere young Morton, with a white face and a red nose, was the
traditional Apothecary, and Mrs. Taverner was so copiously apparalled as
Queen Catherine that she was looking forward very much indeed to the
moment when the procession should go forth into the greater coolness of
the night air. Then a stentorian announcement from the waiter at the
Crown made every one turn again to the door.

“Antony and Cleopatra ten years later,” he shouted.

There was a slight pause. Then entered Mr. and Mrs. Altham with
high-held hands clasped at finger-tips. They both stepped rather high,
she holding her skirt away from her feet, and both pointing their toes
as if performing a _pavanne_. This entry had been much rehearsed, and it
was arresting to the point of producing a sort of stupefaction.

Mrs. Evans ran her eye up and down the pair, and was apparently

“Dear Mrs. Altham,” she said, “how perfectly lovely! _And_ Mr. Altham.
But ten years later! You must not ask us to believe that.”

She turned to her husband and spoke quickly, with a look on her face
less amiable than she usually wore in public.

“Wilfred,” she said, “tell the band to begin the opening march at once
for the procession, in case there are any more----”

But he interrupted--

“Here’s another, Millie,” he said cheerfully. “Yes, we’d better begin.”

His speech was drowned by the voice of the brazen-lunged waiter.

“Cleopatra!” he shouted.

Mrs. Brooks entered with all the rows of seed-pearls.

       *       *       *       *       *

Riseborough, if the census papers were consulted, might perhaps not
prove to have an abnormally large percentage of inhabitants who had
reached middle-age, but certainly in the festivities of its upper
circles, maturity held an overwhelming majority over youth. It was so
to-night, and of the half-hundred folk who thus masqueraded, there were
few who were not, numerically speaking, of thoroughly discreet years.
The diffused knowledge of this undoubtedly gave confidence to their
gaiety, for there was no unconscious standard of sterling youth by which
their slightly mature exhilaration could be judged and found deficient
in genuine and natural effervescence. Thus, despite the somewhat
untoward conjunction of four matronly Cleopatras, a spirit of
extraordinary gaiety soon possessed the entire party. Odious comparisons
might conceivably spring up mushroom-like to-morrow, and
(unmushroom-like) continue to wax and flourish through many days and
dinners, but to-night so large an environment of elderly people gave to
every one of those elderly people a pleasant sense of not suffering but
rather shining in comparison with the others. Even the Cleopatras
themselves were content; Mrs. Ames, for instance, saw how sensible it
was that Mrs. Altham should announce herself as a Cleopatra of ten years
later, while Mrs. Altham, observing Mrs. Ames, saw how supererogatory
her titular modesty had been, and wondered that Mrs. Ames cared to show
her feet like that, while Mrs. Brooks knew that everybody was mentally
contrasting her queenliness of height with Mrs. Ames’ paucity of inches,
and her abundance of beautiful hair with Mrs. Altham’s obvious wig.
While, all the time, Mrs. Evans, whom the appearance of a fourth
Cleopatra had considerably upset for the moment, felt that at this rate
she could easily continue being Cleopatra for more years than “the ten
after,” so properly assumed by Mrs. Altham. In the same way Major Ames,
with his six feet of solid English bone and muscle, and his fifth decade
of years still but half-consumed, felt that Mr. Altham had but provided
a scale of comparison uncommonly flattering to himself. Simultaneously,
Mr. Altham, with a laurel-wreath round his head, reflected how
uncomfortable he would have felt if his laurel-wreath was anchored on no
sounder a foundation than a wig, and wondered if gardening (on the
principle that all flesh is grass) invariably resulted in so great a
growth of tissue. But all these pleasant self-communings were, indeed,
but a minor tributary to the real river of enjoyment that danced and
chattered through the starlit hours of this July night. Somehow the
whole assembly seemed to have shifted off themselves the natural and
inevitable burden of their years; they danced and mildly flirted, they
sat out in the dim shrubbery, and played on the sea-shore of life again,
finding the sand-castles had become real once more. Mrs. Ames, for
instance, had intended to dance nothing but the opening quadrille, but
before the second dance, which was a waltz, had come to a close, she had
accepted Mr. Altham’s offer, and was slowly capering round with him. A
little care was necessary in order not to put too unjust a strain on the
sandal straps, but she exercised this precaution, and was sorry, though
hot, when the dance came to an end. Then Major Ames, who had been
piloting Mrs. Altham, joined them at the moselle-cup table.

“‘Pon my word, Altham,” he said, “I don’t know what to say to you.
You’ve taken my Cleopatra, but then I’ve taken yours. Exchange no
robbery, hey?”

His wife tapped him on the arm with her palmette fan.

“Lyndhurst, go along with you!” she said, employing an expression, the
mental equivalent of which she did not know ever existed in her mind.

“I’ll go along,” he said. “But which is my Cleopatra?”

At the moment, Mrs. Evans approached.

“My two Cleopatras must excuse me,” said this amazing man. “I am engaged
for this next dance to the Cleopatra of us all. Ha! Ha!”

He offered his arm to Mrs. Evans, and they went out of the cave of the
mulberry-tree again.

The band had not yet struck up for the next dance, the majority of the
guests were flocking under the mulberry-tree at the conclusion of the
last, and for the moment they had the cool starlit dusk to themselves.
And then, all at once, the Major’s sense of boisterous enjoyment
deserted him; he felt embarrassed with a secret knowledge that he was
expected to say something in tune with this privacy. How that
expectation was conveyed he hardly knew; the slight pressure on his arm
seemed to announce it unmistakably. It reminded him that he was a man,
and yet with all that gaiety and gallantry that were so conspicuous a
feature in his behaviour to women in public, he felt awkward and ill at
ease. He embarked on a course of desperate and fulsome eulogy, longing
in his private soul for the band to begin.

“‘Pon my soul, you are an enchantress, Millie!” he said. “You come to
our staid, respectable old Riseborough, and before you have been here
six months you take us all into fairyland. Positively fairyland.
And--and I’ve never seen you looking so lovely as to-night.”

“Let us stroll all round the garden,” she said. “I want you to see it
all now it is lit up. And the shrubbery is pretty, too, with--with the
filter of starlight coming through the trees. Do tell me truthfully,
like a friend, is it going all right? Are they enjoying themselves?”

“Kicking up their heels like two-year-olds,” said Major Ames.

“How wicked of you to say that! But really I had one bad moment,
when--when the last Cleopatra came in.”

She paused a moment. Then in her clear, silky voice--

“Dear old things!” she said.

Now Mrs. Evans was not in any way a clever woman, but had she had the
brains and the wit of Cleopatra herself, she could not have spoken three
more consummately chosen words. All the cool, instinctive confidence of
a younger woman, and a pretty woman speaking of the more elderly and
plain was there; there, too, was the deliberate challenge of the
coquette. And Major Ames was quite helpless against the simplicity of
such art. Mere manners, the ordinary code of politeness, demanded that
he should agree with his hostess. Besides, though he was not in any way
in love with her, he could not resist the assumption that her words
implied, and, after all, she was a pretty woman, whom he had kissed, and
he was alone in the star-hung dusk with her.

“Poor dear Amy!” he said.

Millie Evans gave a soft little sigh, as of a contented child. He had
expressed with the most ruthless accuracy exactly what she wished him to
feel. Then, in the manner of a woman whose nature is warped throughout
by a slight but ingrained falsity, she spoke as if it was not she who
had prompted the three words which she had almost made him say.

“She is enjoying herself so,” she said. “I have never seen Cousin Amy
look so thoroughly pleased and contented. I thought she looked so
charming, too, and what dear, plump little feet she has. But, my dear,
it was rather a surprise when you and she were announced. It looked as
if this poor Cleopatra was going to be Antony-less! Dear me, what a

Here was a more direct appeal, and again Major Ames was powerless in her
soft clutch. Hers was not exactly an iron hand in a velvet glove, but a
hand made of fly-catching paper. She had taken her glove off now. And he
was beginning to stick to her.

“Pshaw!” he said.

That, again, had a perfectly satisfactory sound to her ears. The very
abruptness and bluffness of it pleased her more than any protestation
could have done. He was so direct, so shy, so manly.

She laughed softly.

“Hush, you mustn’t say those things,” she said. “Ah, there is the band
beginning, and it is our dance. But let us just walk through the
shrubbery before we go back. The dusk and quiet are such a relief after
the glare. Lyndhurst--ah, dear me. Cousin Lyndhurst I ought to say--you
really must not go home till my little dance is quite finished. You make
things go so well. Dear Wilfred is quite useless to me. Does he not look
an old darling as Timon of Athens? A sort of mixture between George the
Fourth in tights and a lion-tamer.”

Mrs. Evans was feeling more actively alive to-night than she had felt
for years. Her tongue, which was generally a rather halting adjutant to
her glances and little sinuous movements, was almost vivified to wit.
Certainly her description of her husband had acuteness and a sense of
the ludicrous to inspire it. Through the boughs of laburnums in the
shrubbery they could see him now, escorting the tallest and oldest
Cleopatra, who was Mrs. Brooks, to the end of the garden. Dimly, through
the curtain of intervening gloom, they saw the populous wooden floor
that had been laid down on the grass; Mrs. Ames--the dance was a
polka--was frankly pirouetting in the arms of a redoubtable Falstaff.
Mrs. Altham was wrestling with the Apothecary, and Elsie Evans, one of
the few young people present, was vainly trying to galvanize General
Fortescue, thinly disguised as Henry VII, into some semblance of

Mrs. Evans gave another sigh, a sigh of curious calibre.

“It all seems so distant,” she said. “All the lights and dancing are
less real than the shadows and the stillness.”

That was not quite extemporaneous; she had thought over something of the
sort. It had the effect of making Major Ames feel suddenly hot with an
anxious kind of heat. He was beginning to perceive the truth of that
which he had foppishly imagined in his own self-communings, namely, that
this “poor little lady” was very, very much attached to him. He had
often dwelt on the thought before with odious self-centred satisfaction;
now the thought was less satisfactory; it was disquieting and mildly
alarming. Like the fly on the fly-paper, with one leg already englued,
he put down a second to get leverage with which to free the first, and
found that it was adhering also.

Mrs. Evans spoke again.

“I took such pleasure in all the preparations,” she said. “You were so
much interested in it all. Tell me, Cousin Lyndhurst, that you are not

It was hardly possible for him to do less than what he did. What he did
was little enough. He pressed the arm that lay in his rather close to
his white toga, and an unwonted romanticism of speech rose to his lips.

“You have enchanted me,” he said. “Me, us, all of us.”

She gave a little laugh; in the dusk it sounded no louder than a breeze

“You needn’t have added that,” she said.

Where she stood a diaper of light and shadow played over her. A little
spray of laburnum between her face and the lights on the lawn outside,
swaying gently in a breeze that had gone astray in this calm night, cast
wavering shadows over her. Now her arms shone white under freckles of
shadow, now it was her face that was a moon to him. Or again, both
would be in shade and a diamond star on her bright yellow hair
concentrated all the light into itself. All the elusive mysterious charm
of her womanhood was there, made more real by the fantastic setting. He
was kindled to a greater warmth than he had yet known, but, all the
time, some dreadful creature in his semi-puritanical semi-immoral brain,
told him that this was all “devilish naughty.” He was as unused to such
scruples as he was unused to such temptations, and in some curious
fashion he felt as ashamed of the one as he felt afraid of the other. At
length he summed up the whole of these despicable conclusions.

“Will you give me just one kiss, Millie!” he said; “just one
cousin-kiss, before we go and dance?”

       *       *       *       *       *

Such early worms next morning in Major Ames’ garden as had escaped the
early bird, must certainly have all been caught and laid out flat by the
garden roller, so swift and incessant were its journeyings. For though
the dawn had overspread the sky with the hueless tints of approaching
day when Antony and Cleopatra were charioteered home again by a
somnolent cabman; though Major Ames’ repose had been of the most
fragmentary kind, and though breakfast, in anticipation of late hours,
had been ordered the night before at an unusual half-past nine, he found
his bed an intolerable abode by seven o’clock, and had hoped to
expatriate somewhat disquieting thoughts from his mind by the
application of his limbs to severe bodily exertion.

He and his wife had been the last guests to leave; indeed, after the
others had gone they lingered a little, smoking a final cigarette. Even
Mrs. Ames had been persuaded to light one, but a convulsive paroxysm of
coughing, which made the pear-shaped pearl to quiver and shake like an
aspen-leaf, led her to throw it away, saying she enjoyed it very much.
He had danced with Mrs. Evans three or four times; three or four times
they had sat in the cool darkness of the shrubbery, and he had said to
her several things which at the moment it seemed imperative to say, but
which he did not really mean. But as the evening went on he had meant
them more; she had a helpless, childlike charm about her that began to
stir his senses. And yet below that childlike confiding manner he was
dimly aware that there was an eager woman’s soul that sought him. Her
charm was a weapon; a very efficient will wielded it. All the same, he
reflected as the honest dews of toil poured from his forehead this
morning in the hot early sunlight, he had not said very much ... he had
said that Riseborough was a different place since she--or had he said
“they”? had come there; that her eyes looked black in the starlight,
that--honestly, he could not remember anything more intimate than this.
But that which had made his bed intolerable was the sense that the
situation had not terminated last night, that his boat, so to speak, had
not been drawn up safely ashore, but was still in the midst of
accelerating waters. And yet it was in his own power to draw the boat
ashore at any moment; he had but to take a decisive stroke to land, to
step out and beach it, to return--surely it was not difficult--to his
normal thoughts and activities. For years his garden, his club, his
domestic concerns, his daily paper, had provided him with a sufficiency
of pursuits; he had but to step back into their safe if monotonous
circle, and look upon these disturbances as episodic. But already he had
ceased to think of Mrs. Evans as “dear little woman” or “poor little
woman”; somehow it seemed as if she had got her finger--to use a prosaic
metaphor--into his works. She was prodding about among the internal
wheels and springs of his mechanism. Yet that was stating his case too
strongly; it was that of contingency that he was afraid. But with the
curious irresponsibility of a rather selfish and unimaginative man, the
fact that he had allowed himself to prod about in her internal mechanism
represented itself to him as an unimportant and negligible detail. It
was only when she began prodding about in him, producing, as it were,
extraordinary little whirrings and racings of wheels that had long gone
slow and steady, that he began to think that anything significant was
occurring. But, after all, there was nothing like a pull at the garden
roller for giving a fellow an appetite for breakfast and for squashing
worms and unprofitable reflections.

Though half-past nine had seemed “late enough for anybody,” as Mrs. Ames
had said the evening before, it was not till nearly ten that she put an
extra spoonful of tea into her silver teapot, for she felt that she
needed a more than usually fortifying beverage, to nullify her
disinclination for the day’s routine. The sight of her Cleopatra costume
also, laid upon the sofa in her bedroom, and shone upon by a cheerful
and uncompromising summer sun, had awakened in her mind a certain
discontent, a certain sense of disappointment, of age, of grievance. The
gilt paper had moulted off one of the sandal-straps, a spilt dropping of
strawberry-ice made a disfiguring spot on the tunic of Arab shawl, and
she herself felt vaguely ungilded and disfigured.

The cigarette, too--she had so often said in the most liberal manner
that she did not think it wicked of women to smoke, but only horrid.
Certainly she did not feel wicked this morning, but as certainly she
felt disposed to consider anybody else horrid, and--and possibly wicked.
Decidedly a cup of strong tea was indicated.

Major Ames had gone upstairs again to have his bath, and to dress after
his exercise in the garden, and came down a few minutes later, smelling
of soap, with a jovial boisterousness of demeanour that smelt of

“Good-morning, my dear Amy,” he said. “And how do you feel after the
party? I’ve been up a couple of hours; nothing like a spell of exercise
to buck one up after late hours.”

“Will you have your tea now, Lyndhurst?” she asked.

“Have it now, or wait till I get it, eh? I’ll have it now. Delicious! I
always say that nobody makes tea like you.”

Now boisterous spirits at breakfast were not usual with Major Ames, and,
as has been said, his wife easily detected a false air about them. Her
vague sense of disappointment and grievance began to take more solid

“It is delightful to see you in such good spirits, Lyndhurst,” she
observed, with a faint undertone of acidity. “Sitting up late does not
usually agree with you.”

There was enough here to provoke repartee. Also his superficial
boisterousness was rapidly disappearing before his wife’s acidity, like
stains at the touch of ammonia.

“It does not, in this instance, seem to have agreed with you, my dear,”
he said. “I hope you have not got a headache. It was unwise of you to
stop so late. However, no doubt we shall feel better after breakfast.
Shall I give you some bacon? Or will you try something that appears to
be fish?”

“A little kedjeree, please,” said Mrs. Ames, pointedly ignoring this
innuendo on her cook.

“Kedjeree, is it? Well, well, live and learn.”

“If you have any complaint to make about Jephson,” said she, “pray do

“No, not at all. One does not expect a _cordon bleu_. But I dare say
Mrs. Evans pays no more for her cook than we do, and look at the supper
last night.”

“I thought the quails were peculiarly tasteless,” said Mrs. Ames; “and
if you are to be grand and have _pêches à la Melba_, I should prefer to
offer my guests real peaches and proper ice-cream, instead of tinned
peaches and custard. I say nothing about the champagne, because I
scarcely tasted it.”

“Well then, my dear, I’m sure you are quite right not to criticize it.
All I can say is that I never want to eat a better supper.”

Suddenly Mrs. Ames became aware that another piece of solid outline had
appeared round her vague discontent and reaction.

“No doubt you think that all Millie’s arrangements are perfect in every
way,” she observed.

“I don’t know what you mean by that,” said he, rather hotly; “but I do
know that when a woman has been putting herself to all that trouble and
expense to entertain her friends, her friends would show a nicer spirit
if they refrained from carping and depreciating her.”

“No amount of appreciation would make tinned peaches fresh, or turn
custard into ice-cream,” said Mrs. Ames, laying down the fork with which
she had dallied with the kedjeree, which indeed was but a sordid sort of
creation. “It is foolish to pretend that a thing is perfect when it is
not. Nor do I consider her manners as a hostess by any means perfect.
She looked as cross as two sticks when poor Mrs. Brooks appeared. I
suppose she thought that nobody had a right to be Cleopatra besides
herself. To be sure poor Mrs. Brooks looked very silly, but if everybody
who looked silly last night should have stayed away, there would not
have been much dancing done.”

She took several more sips of the strong tea, while he unfolded and
appeared engrossed in the morning paper, and under their stimulating
influence saw suddenly and distinctly how ill-advised was her attack.
She had yielded to temporary ill-temper, which is always a mistake. It
was true that in her mind she was feeling that Lyndhurst last night had
spent far too much with his hostess; in a word, she felt jealous. It
was, therefore, abominably stupid, from a merely worldly point of view,
to criticize and belittle Millie to him. If there was absolutely no
ground for her jealousy--which at present was but a humble little green
bud--such an attack was uncalled for; if there was ground it was most
foolish, at this stage, at any rate, to give him the least cause for
suspecting that it existed. But she was wise enough now, not to hasten
to repair her mistake, but to repair it slowly and deliberately, as if
no repair was going on at all.

“But I must say the garden looked charming,” she said after a pause.
“Did she tell you, Lyndhurst, whether it was she or her husband who saw
to the lighting? The scheme was so comprehensive; it took in the whole
of the lawn; there was nothing patchy about it. I suspect Dr. Evans
planned it; it looked somehow more like a man’s work.”

A look of furtive guilt passed over the Major’s face; luckily it was
concealed by the _Daily Mail_.

“No; Evans told me himself that he had nothing to do with it,” he said.
“It was pretty, I thought; very pretty.”

“If the nights continue hot,” said she, “it would be nice to have the
garden illuminated one night, if dear Millie did not think we were
appropriating her ideas. I do not think she would; she is above that
sort of thing. Well, dear, I must go and order dinner. Have you any

Clearly it was wiser, from the Major’s point of view, to accept this
bouquet of olive branches. After all, Amy was far too sensible to
imagine that there could be anything to rouse the conjugal watch-dog.
Nor was there; hastily he told himself that. A cousinly kiss, which at
the moment he would willingly have foregone.

Certainly last night he had been a little super-stimulated. There was
the irresponsibility of fancy dress, there was the knowledge that Millie
was not insensitive to him; there was the sense of his own big, shapely
legs in tights, there was dancing and lanterns, and all had been potent
intoxicants to Riseborough, which for so long had practised teetotalism
with regard to such excitements. Amy herself had been so far carried
away by this effervescence of gaiety as to smoke a cigarette, and Heaven
knew how far removed from her ordinary code of conduct was such an
adventure. Generously, he had forborne to brandish that cigarette as a
weapon against her during this acrimonious episode at breakfast, and he
had no conscious intention of hanging it, like Damocles’ sword over her
head, in case she pursued her critical and carping course against
Millie. But whatever he had said last night, she had done that. Without
meaning to make use of his knowledge, he knew it was in his power to do
so. What would not Mrs. Altham, for instance, give to be informed by an
eye-witness that Mrs. Ames had blown--it was no more than that--on the
abhorred weed? So, conscious of a position that he could make offensive
at will, he accepted the olive branch, and suggested a cold curry for

       *       *       *       *       *

Breakfast at Mrs. Altham’s reflected less complicated conditions of
mind. Both she and her husband were extremely pleased with themselves,
and in a state of passion with regard to everybody else. Since their
attitude was typical of the view that Riseborough generally took of last
night’s festivity, it may be given compendiously in a rhetorical flight
of Mrs. Altham’s, with which her husband was in complete accord.

In palliation, it may be mentioned that they had both partaken of large
quantities of food at an unusual hour. It is through the body that the
entry is made by the subtle gateways of the soul, and vitriolic comments
in the morning are often the precise equivalent of unusual indulgence
the night before.

“Well, I’m sure if I had known,” said Mrs. Altham, “I should not have
taken the trouble I did. Of course, everybody said ‘How lovely your
dress is,’ simply to make one say the same to them. And I never want to
hear the word Cleopatra again, Henry, so pray don’t repeat it. Fancy
Mrs. Ames appearing as Cleopatra, and us taking the trouble to say we
were Antony and Cleopatra ten years later! Twenty years before would
have been more the date if we had known. Perhaps I am wrong, but when a
woman arrives at Mrs. Ames’ time of life, whether she dyes her hair or
not, she is wiser to keep her feet concealed, not to mention what she
must have looked like in the face of half the tradesmen of Riseborough
who were lining the pavements when she stepped out of her cab. I thought
I heard a great roar of laughter as we were driving up the High Street;
I should not wonder if it was the noise of them all laughing as she got
out of her carriage. Of course, it was all very prettily done, as far as
poor Mrs. Evans was concerned, but I wonder that Dr. Evans likes her to
spend money like that, for, however unsuitable the supper was, I feel
sure it was very expensive, for it was all truffles and aspic. There
must have been a sirloin of beef in the cup of soup I took between two
of the dances, and strong soup like that at dead of night fills one up
dreadfully. And Mrs. Brooks appearing as another Cleopatra, after all I
had said about Hermione! Well, I’m sure if she chooses to make a silly
of herself like that, it is nobody’s concern but hers. She looked like
nothing so much as a great white mare with the staggers. If you are
going up to the club, Henry, I should not wonder if I came out with you.
It seems to me a very stuffy morning, and a little fresh air would do me
good. As for the big German ruby in your cap, I don’t believe a soul
noticed it. They were all looking at Mrs. Evans’ long white arms. Poor
thing, she is probably very anæmic; I never saw such pallor. I saw
little of her the whole evening. She seemed to be popping in and out of
the shrubbery like a rabbit all the time with Major Ames. I should not
wonder if Mrs. Ames was giving him a good talking-to at this moment.”

Then, like all the rest of Riseborough, and unlike the scorpion, there
was a blessing instead of a sting in her tail.

“But certainly it was all very pretty,” she said; “though it all seemed
very strange at the time. I can hardly believe this morning that we were
all dressed up like that, hopping about out of doors. Fancy dress balls
are very interesting; you see so much of human nature, and though I
looked the procession up and down, Henry, I saw nobody so well dressed
as you. But I suppose there is a lot of jealousy everywhere. And anyhow,
Mrs. Evans has quite ousted Mrs. Ames now. Nobody will talk about
anything but last night for the next fortnight, and I’m sure that when
Mrs. Ames had the conjurer who turned the omelette into the watch, we
had all forgotten about it three days afterwards. And after all, Mrs.
Evans is a very pleasant and hospitable woman, and I wouldn’t have
missed that party for anything. If you hear anything at the club about
her wanting to sell her Chinese lanterns and fairy-lights second-hand,
Henry, or if you find any reason to believe that she had hired them out
for the night from the Mercantile Stores, you might ask the price, and
if it is reasonable get a couple of dozen. If the weather continues as
hot as this we might illuminate the garden when we give our August
dinner-party. At least, I suppose Mrs. Evans does not consider that she
has a monopoly of lighting up gardens!”

Henry found himself quite in accord with the spirit of this address.

“I will remember, my dear,” he said; “if I hear anything said at the
club. I shall go up there soon, for I should not be surprised if most of
the members spent their morning there. I think I will have another cup
of tea.”

“You have had two already,” said his wife.

He was feeling a little irritable.

“Then this will make three,” he observed.

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Evans, finally, had breakfast in her room. When she came
downstairs, she found that her husband had already left the house on his
visits, which was a relief. She felt that if she had seen his cheerful
smiling face this morning, she would almost have hated it.

She ordered dinner, and then went out into the garden. Workmen were
already there, removing the dancing-floor, and her gardener was
collecting the fairy-lights in trays, and carrying them indoors. Here
and there were charred, burnt places on the grass, and below the
mulberry-tree the _débris_ of supper had not yet been removed. But the
shrubbery, as last night, was sequestered and cool, and she sat for an
hour there on the garden bench overlooking the lawn. Little flakes of
golden sunlight filtered down through the foliage, and a laburnum,
delicate-sprayed, oscillated in the light breeze. She scarcely knew
whether she was happy or not, and she gave no thought to that. But she
felt more consciously alive than ever before.


Discussion about the fancy dress ball, as Mrs. Altham had said, was
paramount over all other topics for at least a fortnight after the
event, and the great question which annually became of such absorbing
interest during July--namely, as to where to spend August, was dwarfed
and never attained to its ordinary proportions till quite late on in the
month. These discussions did not, as a rule, bear fruit of any kind,
since, almost without exception, everybody spent August exactly where
August had been spent by him for the last dozen years or so, but it was
clearly wise to consider the problem afresh every year, and be prepared,
in case some fresh resort suggested itself, to change the habit of
years, or at least to consider doing so. The lists of hotels at the end
of Bradshaw, and little handbooks published by the South-Eastern Railway
were, as a rule, almost the only form of literature indulged in during
these evenings of July, and Mr. Altham, whose imagination was always
fired by pictures of ships, often studied the sailings of River Plate
steamers, and considered that the fares were very reasonable, especially
steerage. The fact that he was an appallingly bad sailor in no way
diminished the zest with which he studied their sailings and the prices
thereof. Subsequently he and Mrs. Altham always spent August at
Littlestone-on-Sea, in a completely detached villa called Blenheim,
where a capable Scotchwoman, who, to add colour to the illusion,
maintained that her name really was Churchill, boarded and lodged them
on solid food and feather beds. During July, it may be remarked, Mrs.
Altham usually contrived to quarrel with her cook, who gave notice. Thus
there was one mouth less to feed while they were away, and yearly, on
their return, they had the excitement of new and surprising confections
from the kitchen.

Mrs. Ames, it may be remembered, had already enjoyed a fortnight’s
holiday at Overstrand this year, and the last week of July saw her still
disinclined to make holiday plans. They had taken a sort of bungalow
near Deal for the last year or two, which, among other advantages, was
built in such a manner that any remark made in any part of the house
could be heard in any other part of the house. It was enough almost for
her to say, as she finished dressing, “We are ready for breakfast,” to
hear Parker replying from the kitchen, “The kettle’s just on the boil,
ma’am.” This year, however, she had been late in inquiring whether it
was vacant for August, and she found, when her belated letter was
answered, that it was already engaged.

This fact she broke to her husband and Harry, who had returned from
Cambridge with hair unusually wild and lank, with tempered indignation.

“Considering how many years we have taken it,” she said, “I must say
that I think they should have told us before letting it over our heads
like this. But I always thought that Mrs. Mackenzie was a most grasping
sort of person who would be likely to take the first offer that turned
up, and I’m sure the house was never very comfortable. I have no doubt
we can easily find a better without much bother!”

“My bedroom ceiling always leaked,” said Harry; “and there was nowhere
to write at!”

Mrs. Ames had finished her breakfast and got up. She felt faintly in her
mind that after the fancy dress ball it was time for her to do something
original. Yet the whole idea was so novel.... Riseborough would be sure
to say that they had not been able to afford a holiday. But, after all,
that mattered very little.

“I really don’t know why we always take the trouble to go away to an
uncomfortable lodging during August,” she said, “and leave our own
comfortable house standing vacant.”

Major Ames, had he been a horse, would have pricked up his ears at this.
But the human ear being unadapted to such movements, he contented
himself with listening avidly. He had seen little of Millie this last
fortnight, and was beginning to realize how much he missed her presence.
Between them, it is true, they had come near to an intimacy which had
its dangers, which he really feared more than he desired, but he felt,
with that self-deception that comes so easily to those who know nothing
about themselves, that he was on his guard now. Meantime, he missed her,
and guessed quite truly that she missed him. And, poor prig, he told
himself that he had no right to cut off that which gave her pleasure. He
could be Spartan over his own affairs, if so minded, but he must not
play Lycurgus to others. And an idea that had privately occurred to him,
which at the time seemed incapable of realization, suddenly leaped into
the possible horizons.

“And you always complain of the dampness of strange houses, Lyndhurst,”
she added; “and as Harry says, he has no place for writing and study.
Why should we go away at all? I am sure, after the excitement of the
last month, it would be a complete rest to remain here when everybody
else is gone. I have not had a moment to myself this last month, and I
should not be at all sorry to stop quietly here.”

Major Ames knew with sufficient accuracy the influence he had over his
wife. He realized, that is to say, as far as regarded the present
instance, that slight opposition on his part usually produced a
corresponding firmness on hers. Accentuated opposition produced various
results; sometimes he won, sometimes she. But mild remonstrance always
confirmed her views in opposition to his. He had a plan of his own on
this occasion, and her determination to remain in Riseborough would
prove to be in alliance with it. Therefore he mildly remonstrated.

“You would regret it before the month was out,” he said. “For me, I’m an
old campaigner, and I hope I can make myself comfortable anywhere. But
you would get bored before the end of August, Amy, and when you get
bored your digestion is invariably affected.”

“I should like to stop in Riseborough,” said Harry. “I hate the sea.”

“You will go wherever your mother settles to go, my boy,” said Major
Ames, still pursuing his plan. “If she wishes to go to Sheffield for
August, you and I will go too, and--and no doubt learn something useful
about cutlery. But don’t try stopping in Riseborough, my dear Amy. At
least, if you take my advice, you won’t.”

Major Ames was not very intelligent, but the highest intelligence could
not have done better. He had learned the trick of slight opposition,
just as a stupid dog with a Conservative master can learn to growl for
Asquith by incessant repetition. When it has learned it, it does it
right. The Major had done it right on this occasion.

“I do not see why Harry should not have a voice in the question of where
we spend his vacation,” she said. “Certainly your room at the bungalow,
Lyndhurst, was comfortable enough, but that was the only decent room in
the house. In any case we cannot get the bungalow for this August. Have
you any other plans as to where we should go?”

There was room for a little more of his policy of opposition.

“Well, now, Brighton,” he said. “Why not Brighton? There’s a club there;
I dare say I should get a little Bridge in the evening, and no doubt you
would pick up some acquaintances, Amy. I think the Westbournes went
there last year.”

This remarkable reason for going to Brighton made Mrs. Ames almost

“And then we could go on to Margate,” she remarked, “and curry favour

“By all means, my dear,” said he. “I dare say the curry would be quite

Mrs. Ames opened the door on to the verandah.

“Pray let me know, Lyndhurst,” she said, “if you have any serious
proposition to make.”

It was Major Ames’ custom to start work in the garden immediately after
breakfast, but this morning he got out one of his large-sized cheroots
instead (these conduced to meditation), and established himself in a
chair on the verandah. His mental development was not, in most regards,
of a very high or complex order, but he possessed that rather rare
attainment of being able to sit down and think about one thing to the
exclusion of others. With most of us to sit down and think about one
thing soon resolves itself into a confused survey of most other things;
Major Ames could do better than that, for he could, and on this occasion
did exclude all other topics from his mind, and at the end return, so to
speak, “bringing his sheaves with him.” He had made a definite and
reasonable plan.

       *       *       *       *       *

Harry had communicated the interesting fact of his passion for Mrs.
Evans to the Omar Khayyam Club, and was, of course, bound to prosecute
his nefarious intrigue. He had already written several galloping lyrics,
a little loose in grammar and rhyme, to his enchantress, which he had
copied into a small green morocco note-book, the title-page of which he
had inscribed as “Dedicated to M. E.” This looked a Narcissus-like
proceeding to any one who did not remember what Mrs. Evans’ initials
were. This afternoon, feeling the poetic afflatus blowing a gale within
him, but having nothing definite to say, he decided to call on the
inspirer of his muse, in order to gather fresh fuel for his fire.
Arrayed in a very low collar, which showed the full extent of his rather
scraggy neck, and adorned with a red tie, for socialism was no less an
orthodoxy in the club than atheistic principles and illicit love, he set
secretly out, and had the good fortune to find the goddess alone, and
was welcomed with that rather timid, childlike deference that he had
found so adorable before.

“But how good of you to come and see me,” she said, “when I’m sure you
must have so many friends wanting you. I think it is so kind.”

Clearly she was timid; she did not know her power. Her eyes were bluer
than ever; her hair was of palest gold, “As I remembered her of old,” he
thought to himself, referring to the evening at the end of June. Indeed,
there was a poem dated June 28, rather a daring one.

“The kindness is entirely on your side,” he said, “in letting me come,
and”--he longed to say--“worship,” but did not quite dare--“and have tea
with you.”

“Dear me, that is a selfish sort of kindness,” she said. “Let us go into
the garden. I think it was very unkind of you, Mr. Harry, not to come to
my dance last week. But of course you Cambridge men have more serious
things to think about than little country parties.”

“I thought about nothing else but your dance for days,” said he; “but my
tutor simply refused to let me come down for it. A narrow, pedantic
fellow, who I don’t suppose ever danced. Tell me about your dress; I
like to picture you in a fancy dress.”

She could not help appearing to wish to attract. It was as much the
fault of the way her head was set on to her neck, of the colour of her
eyes, as of her mind.

“Oh, quite a simple white frock,” she said; “and a few pearls.
They--they wanted me to go as Cleopatra. So silly--me with a grown-up
daughter. But my husband insisted.”

The fancy dress ball had not been talked about at Mrs. Ames’ lately, and
he had heard nothing about it in the two days he had been at home. Both
his parents had reason for letting it pass into the region of things
that are done with.

“Did mother and father go?” he asked. “I suppose they felt too old to
dress up?”

“Oh, no. They came as Antony and Cleopatra. Have they not told you?
Cousin Amy looked so--so interesting. And your father was splendid as
Mark Antony.”

“Then was Dr. Evans Mark Antony too?” asked Harry.

“No; he was Timon of Athens.”

“Then who was your Mark Antony?” he asked.

Mrs. Evans felt herself flushing, and her annoyance at herself made her
awkward in the pouring out of tea. She felt that Harry’s narrow,
gimlet-like eyes were fixed on her.

“See how stupid I am,” she said. “I have spilled your tea in the saucer.
Dear Mr. Harry, we had heaps of Cleopatras: Mrs. Altham was one, Mrs.
Brooks was another. We danced with Hamlets, and--and anybody.”

But this crude, ridiculous youth, she felt, had some idea in his head.

“And did father and mother dance together all the evening?” he asked.

She felt herself growing impatient.

“Of course not. Everybody danced with everybody. We had quadrilles; all
sorts of things.”

Then, with the mistaken instinct that makes us cautious in the wrong
place, she determined to say a little more.

“But your father was so kind to me,” she said. “He helped me with all
the arrangements. I could never have managed it except for him. We had
tremendous days of talking and planning about it. Now tell me all about

But Harry was scenting a sonnet of the most remarkable character. It
might be called The Rivals, and would deal with a situation which the
Omar Khayyam Club would certainly feel to be immensely “parful.”

“I suppose mother helped you, too?” he said.

This was Byronic, lacerating. She had to suffer as well as he ... there
was a pungent line already complete. “But who had suffered as much as
me?” was the refrain. There were thrills in store for the Omar Khayyam
Club. After a sufficiency of yellow wine.

“Cousin Amy was away,” said Mrs. Evans. “She was staying at Cromer till
just before my little dance. That is not far from Cambridge, is it? I
suppose she came over to see you.”

Harry spared her, and did not press these questions. But enough had been
said to show that she had broken faith with him. “Rivals” could suitably
become quite incoherent towards the close. Incoherency was sometimes a
great convenience, for exclamatory rhymes were not rare.

He smoothed the lank hair off his forehead, and tactfully changed the

“And I suppose you are soon going away now,” he said. “I am lucky to
have seen you at all. We are going to stop here all August, I think. My
mother does not want to go away. Nor do I; not that they either of them
care about that.”

Mrs. Evans’ slight annoyance with him was suddenly merged in interest.

“How wise!” she said. “It is so absurd to go to stay somewhere
uncomfortably instead of remaining comfortably. I wish we were doing the
same. But my husband always has to go to Harrogate for a few weeks. And
he likes me to be with him. I shall think of you all and envy you
stopping here in this charming Riseborough.”

“You like it?” asked Harry.

“How should I not with so many delightful people being friendly to me?
Relations too; Cousin Amy, for instance, and Major Ames, and, let me
see, if Mrs. Ames is my cousin, surely you are cousin Harry?”

Harry became peculiarly fascinating, and craned his long neck forward.

“Oh, leave out the ‘cousin,’” he said.

“How sweet of you--Harry,” she said.

That, so to speak, extracted the poison-fangs from the projected
“Rivals,” and six mysterious postcards were placed by the author’s hand
in the pillar-box that evening. Each consisted of one mystic sentence.
“She calls me by my Christian name.” By a most convenient circumstance,
too apt to be considered accidental, there had here come to birth an
octo-syllabic line, of honeyed sweetness and simplicity. He was not slow
to take advantage of it, and the moon setting not long before daybreak
saw another completed gem of the M. E. series.

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Evans that afternoon, like Major Ames that morning, “sat and
thought,” after Harry had left her. Independently of the fact that all
admirers, even the weirdest, always found welcome in her pale blue eyes,
she felt really grateful to Harry, for he had given her the information
on which she based a plan which was quite as sound and simple as Major
Ames’, and was designed to secure the same object. Since the night of
the fancy dress ball she had only seen him once or twice, and never
privately, and the greater vitality which, by the wondrous processes of
affinity, he had stirred in her, hungered for its sustenance. It cannot
be said that she was even now really conscious in herself of disloyalty
to her husband, or that she actually contemplated any breach of faith.
She had not at present sufficient force of feeling to imagine a decisive
situation; but she could at most lash her helm, so to speak, so that the
action of the wind would take her boat in the direction in which she
wished to go, and then sit idly on deck, saying that she was not
responsible for the course she was pursuing. The wind, the tide, the
currents were irresistibly impelling her; she had nothing to do with the
rudder, having tied it, she did not touch it. Like the majority in this
world of miserable sinners, she did not actively court the danger she
desired, but she hung about expectant of it. At the same time she kept
an anxious eye on the shore towards which she was driving. Was it really
coming closer? If so, why did she seem to have made no way lately?

To-day her plan betokened a more active hand in what she thought of as
fate, but unfortunately, though it was as sound in itself as Major
Ames’, it was made independently and ignorantly of that which had
prompted his slight opposition this morning, so that, while each plan
was admirable enough in itself, the two, taken in conjunction, would, if
successful, result in a fiasco almost sublime in its completeness. The
manner of which was as follows.

Elsie, it so happened, was not at home that evening, and she and her
husband dined alone, and strolled out in the garden afterwards.

“You will miss your chess this evening, dear,” she said. “Or would it
amuse you to give me a queen and a few bishops and knights, and see how
long it takes you to defeat me? Or shall we spend a little cosy chatty
evening together? I hope no horrid people will be taken ill, and send
for you.”

“So do I, little woman,” he said (she was getting to detest
appellation). “And as if I shouldn’t enjoy a quiet evening of talk with
you more than fifty games of chess! But, dear me, I shall be glad to get
away to Harrogate this year! I need a month of it badly. I shall
positively enjoy the foul old rotten-egg smell.”

She gave a little shudder.

“Oh, don’t talk of it,” she said. “It is bad enough without thinking of
it beforehand.”

“Poor little woman! Almost a pity you are not gouty too. Then we should
both look forward to it.”

She sat down on one of the shrubbery seats, and drew aside her skirts,
making room for him to sit beside her.

“Yes, but as I am not gouty, Wilfred,” she said. “It is no use wishing I
was. And I do hate Harrogate so. I wonder----”

She gave a little sigh and put her arm within his.

“Well, what’s the little woman wondering now?” he asked.

“I hardly like to tell you. You are always so kind to me that I don’t
know why I am afraid. Wilfred, would you think it dreadful of me, if I
suggested not going with you this year? I’m sure it makes me ill to be
there. You will have Elsie; you will play chess as usual with her all
evening. You see all morning you are at your baths, and you usually are
out bicycling all afternoon with her. I don’t think you know how I hate

She had begun in her shy, tentative manner. But her voice grew more cold
and decided. She put forward her arguments like a woman who has thought
it all carefully over, as indeed she had.

“But what will you do with yourself, my dear?” he said. “It seems a
funny plan. You can’t stop here alone.”

She sat up, taking her hand from his arm.

“Indeed, I should not be as lonely here as I am at Harrogate,” she said.
“We don’t know anybody there, and if you think of it, I am really alone
most of the time. It is different for you, because it is doing you good,
and, as I say, you are bicycling with Elsie all the afternoon, and you
play chess together in the evening.”

A shade of trouble and perplexity came over the doctor’s face; the
indictment, for it was hardly less than that, was as well-ordered and
digested as if it had been prepared for a forensic argument. And the
calm, passionless voice went on.

“Think of my day there,” she said, going into orderly detail. “After
breakfast you go off to your baths, and I have to sit in that dreadful
sitting-room while they clear the things away. Even a hotel would be
more amusing than those furnished lodgings; one could look at the people
going in and out. Or if I go for a stroll in the morning, I get tired,
and must rest in the afternoon. You come in to lunch, and go off with
Elsie afterwards. That is quite right; the exercise is good for you, but
what is the use of my being there? There is nobody for me to go to see,
nobody comes to see me. Then we have dinner, and I have the excitement
of learning where you and Elsie have been bicycling. You two play chess
after dinner, and I have the excitement of being told who has won. Here,
at any rate, I can sit in a room that doesn’t smell of dinner, or I can
sit in the garden. I have my own books and things about me, and there
are people I know whom I can see and talk to.”

He got up, and began walking up and down the path in front of the bench
where they had been sitting, his kindly soul in some perplexity.

“Nothing wrong, little woman?” he asked.

“Certainly not. Why should you think that? I imagine there is reason
enough in what I have told you. I do get so bored there, Wilfred. And I
hate being bored. I am sure it is not good for me, either. Try to
picture my life there, and see how utterly different it is from yours.
Besides, as I say, it is doing you good all the time, and as you
yourself said, you welcome the thought of that horrible smelling water.”

He still shuffled up and down in the dusk. That, too, got on her nerves.

“Pray sit down, Wilfred,” she said. “Your walking about like that
confuses me. And surely you can say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ to me. If you insist
on my going with you, I shall go. But I shall think it very unreasonable
of you.”

“But I can’t say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ like that, little woman,” he said. “I
don’t imagine you have thought how dull Riseborough will be during
August. Everybody goes away, I believe.”

For a moment she thought of telling him that the Ames’ were going to
stop here: then, with entirely misplaced caution, she thought wiser to
keep that to herself. She, guilty in the real reason for wishing to
remain here, though coherent and logical enough in the account she had
given him of her reason, thought, grossly wronging him, that some seed
of suspicion might hereby enter her husband’s mind.

“There is sure to be some one here,” she said. “The Althams, for
instance, do not go away till the middle of August.”

“You do not particularly care for them,” said he.

“No, but they are better than nobody. All day at Harrogate I have
nobody. It is not companionship to sit in the room with you and Elsie
playing chess. Besides, the Westbournes will be at home. I shall go over
there a great deal, I dare say. Also I shall be in my own house, which
is comfortable, and which I am fond of. Our lodgings at Harrogate
disgust me. They are all oilcloth and plush; there is nowhere to sit
when they are clearing away.”

His face was still clouded.

“But it is so odd for a married woman to stop alone like that,” he said.

“I think it is far odder for her husband to want her to spend a month of
loneliness and boredom in lodgings,” she said. “Because I have never
complained, Wilfred, you think I haven’t detested it. But on thinking it
over it seems to me more sensible to tell you how I detest it, and ask
you that I shouldn’t go.”

He was silent a moment.

“Very well, little woman,” he said at length. “You shall do as you

Instantly the cold precision of her speech changed. She gave that little
sigh of conscious content with which she often woke in the morning, and
linked her arm into his again.

“Ah, that is dear of you,” she said. “You are always such a darling to

He was not a man to give grudging consents, or spoil a gift by offering
it except with the utmost cordiality.

“I only hope you’ll make a great success of it, little woman,” he said.
“And it must be dull for you at Harrogate. So that’s settled, and we’re
all satisfied. Let us see if Elsie has come in yet.”

She laughed softly.

“You are a dear,” she said again.

       *       *       *       *       *

Wilfred Evans was neither analytical regarding himself nor curious about
analysis that might account for the action of others. Just as in his
professional work he was rather old-fashioned, but eminently safe and
sensible, so in the ordinary conduct of his life he did not seek for
abstruse causes and subtle motives. It was quite enough for him that his
wife felt that she would be excruciatingly bored at Harrogate, and less
acutely desolate here. On the other hand, it implied violation of one of
the simplest customs of life that a wife should be in one place and her
husband in another. That was vaguely disquieting to him. Disquieting
also was the cold, precise manner with which she had conducted her case.
A dozen times only, perhaps, in all their married life had she assumed
this frozen rigidity of demeanour; each time he had succumbed before it.
In the ordinary way, if their inclinations were at variance, she would
coax and wheedle him into yielding or, though quietly adhering to her
own opinion, she would let him have his way. But with her calm rigidity,
rarely assumed, he had never successfully combated; there was a
steeliness about it that he knew to be stronger than any opposition he
could bring to it. Nothing seemed to affect it, neither argument nor
conjugal command. She would go on saying “I do not agree with you,” in
the manner of cool water dripping on a stone. Or with the same
inexorable quietness she would repeat, “I feel very strongly about it: I
think it very unkind of you.” And a sufficiency of that always had
rendered his opposition impotent: her will, when once really aroused,
seemed to paralyse his. Once or twice her line had turned out
conspicuously ill. That seemed to make no difference: the cold, precise
manner was on higher plane than the material failure which had resulted
therefrom. She would merely repeat, “But it was the best thing to do
under the circumstances.”

In this instance he wondered a little that she had used this manner over
a matter that seemed so little vital as the question of Harrogate, but
by next morning he had ceased to concern himself further with it. She
was completely her usual self again, and soon after breakfast set off to
accomplish some little errands in the town, looking in on him in his
laboratory to know if there were any commissions she could do for him.
His eye at the moment was glued to his microscope: a culture of
staphylococcus absorbed him, and without looking up, he said--

“Nothing, thanks, little woman.”

He heard her pause: then she came across the room to him, and laid her
cool hand on his shoulder.

“Wilfred, you are such a dear to me,” she said. “You’re not vexed with

He interrupted his observations, and put his arm round her.

“Vexed?” he said. “I’ll tell you when I’m vexed.”

She smiled at him, dewily, timidly.

“That’s all right, then,” she said.

So her plan was accomplished.

       *       *       *       *       *

The affair of the staphylococcus did not long detain the doctor, and
presently after Major Ames was announced. He had come to consult Dr.
Evans with regard to certain gouty symptoms into which the doctor
inquired and examined.

“There’s nothing whatever to worry about,” he said, after a very short
investigation. “I should recommend you to cut off alcohol entirely, and
not eat meat more than once a day. A fortnight’s dieting will probably
cure you. And take plenty of exercise. I won’t give you any medicine.
There is no use in taking drugs when you can produce the same effect by
not taking other things.”

Major Ames fidgeted and frowned a little.

“I was thinking,” he said at length, “of taking myself more thoroughly
in hand than that. I’ve never approved of half-measures, and I can’t
begin now. If a tooth aches have it out, and be done with it. No
fiddling about for me. Now my wife does not want to go away this August,
and it seemed to me that it would be a very good opportunity for me to
go, as you do, I think, and take a course of waters. Get rid of the
tendency, don’t you know, eradicate it. What do you say to that?
Harrogate now; I was thinking of Harrogate, if you approved. Harrogate
does wonders for gout, does it not?”

The doctor laughed.

“I am certainly hoping that Harrogate will do wonders for me,” he said.
“I go there every year. And no doubt many of us who are getting on in
years would be benefited by it. But your symptoms are very slight. I
think you will soon get rid of them if you follow the course I suggest.”

But Major Ames showed a strange desire for Harrogate.

“Well, I like to do things thoroughly,” he said. “I like getting rid of
a thing root and branch, you know. You see I may not get another
opportunity. Amy likes me to go with her on her holiday in August, but
there is no reason why I should stop in Riseborough. I haven’t spoken to
her yet, but if I could say that you recommended Harrogate, I’m sure she
would wish me to go. Indeed, she would insist on my going. She is often
anxious about my gouty tendencies, more anxious, as I often tell her,
than she has any need to be. But an aunt of hers had an attack which
went to her heart quite unexpectedly, and killed her, poor thing. I
think, indeed, it would be a weight off Amy’s mind if she knew I was
going to take myself thoroughly in hand, not tinker and peddle about
with diet only. So would you be able to recommend me to go to

“A course of Harrogate wouldn’t be bad for any of us who eat a good
dinner every night,” said Dr. Evans. “But I think that if you tried----”

Major Ames got up, waving all further discussion aside.

“That’s enough, doctor,” he said. “If it would do me good, I know Amy
would wish me to go; you know what wives are. Now I’m pressed for time
this morning, and so I am sure are you. By the way, you needn’t mention
my plan till I’ve talked it over with Amy. But about lodgings, now. Do
you recommend lodgings or an hotel?”

Dr. Evans did not mention that his wife was not going to be with him
this year, for, having obtained permission to say that Harrogate would
do him good, Major Ames had developed a prodigious hurry, and a few
moments after was going jauntily home, with the address of Dr. Evans’
lodgings in his pocket. He trusted to his own powers of exaggeration to
remove all possible opposition on his wife’s part, and felt himself the
devil of a diplomatist.

So his plan was arranged.

The third factor in this network of misconceived plots occurred the same
morning. Mrs. Ames, visiting the High Street on account of an advanced
melon, met Cousin Millie on some similar errand to the butcher’s on
account of advanced cutlets, for the weather was trying. It was natural
that she announced her intention of remaining in Riseborough with her
family during August: it was natural also that Cousin Millie signified
the remission from Harrogate. Cousin Amy was cordial on the subject, and
returned home. Probably she would have mentioned this fact to her
husband, if he had given her time to do it. But he was bursting with a
more immediate communication.

“I didn’t like to tell you before, Amy,” he said, “because I didn’t want
to make you unnecessarily anxious. And there’s no need for anxiety now.”

Mrs. Ames was not very imaginative, but it occurred to her that the
newly-planted magnolia had not been prospering.

“No real cause for anxiety,” he said. “But the fact is that I went to
see Dr. Evans this morning--don’t be frightened, my dear--and got
thoroughly overhauled by him, thoroughly overhauled. He said there was
no reason for anxiety, assured me of it. But I’m gouty, my dear, there’s
no doubt of it, and of course you remember about your poor Aunt
Harriet. Well, there it is. And he says Harrogate. A bore, of course,
but Harrogate. But no cause for anxiety: he told me so twice.”

Mrs. Ames gave one moment to calm, clear, oyster-like reflection,
unhurried, unalarmed. There was no shadow of reason why she should tell
him what Mrs. Evans’ plans were. But it was odd that she should suddenly
decide to stop in Riseborough, instead of going to Harrogate, having
heard from Harry that the Ames’ were to remain at home, and Lyndhurst as
suddenly be impelled to go to Harrogate, instead of stopping in
Riseborough. A curious coincidence. Everybody seemed to be making plans.
At any rate she would not add to their number, but only acquiesce in
those which were made.

“My dear Lyndhurst, what an upset!” she said. “Of course, if you tell me
there is no cause for anxiety, I will not be anxious. Does Dr. Evans
recommend you to go to Harrogate now? You must tell me all he said. They
always go in August, do they not? That will be pleasant for you. But I
am afraid you will find the waters far from palatable.”

Major Ames felt that he had not made a sufficiently important

“Of course, I told Dr. Evans I could decide nothing till I had consulted
you,” he said. “It seems a great break-up to leave you and Harry here
and go away like this. It was that I was thinking of, not whether waters
a palatable or not. I have more than half a mind not to go. I daresay I
shall worry through all right without.”

Again Mrs. Ames made a little pause.

“You must do as Dr. Evans tells you to do,” she said. “I am sure he is
not faddy or fussy.”

Major Ames’ experience of him this morning fully endorsed this.
Certainly he had been neither, whatever the difference between the two
might be.

“Well, my dear, if both you and Dr. Evans are agreed,” he said, “I
mustn’t set myself up against you.”

“Now did he tell you where to go?”

“He gave me the address of his own lodgings.”

“What a convenient arrangement! Now, my dear, I beg you to waste no
time. Send off a telegram, and pay the reply, and we’ll pack you off
to-morrow. I am sure it is the right thing to do.”

       *       *       *       *       *

A sudden conviction, painfully real, that he was behaving currishly,
descended on Major Ames. The feeling was so entirely new to him that he
would have liked to put it down to an obsession of gout in a new
place--the conscience, for instance, for he could hardly believe that he
should be self-accused of paltry conduct. He felt as if there must be
some mistake about it. He almost wished that Amy had made difficulties;
then there would have been the compensatory idea that she was behaving
badly too. But she could not have conducted herself in a more
guilelessly sympathetic manner; she seemed to find no inherent
improbability in Dr. Evans having counselled Harrogate, no question as
to the advisability of following his advice. It was almost unpleasant to
him to have things made so pleasant.

But then this salutary impression was effaced, for anything that
savoured of self-reproach could not long find harbourage in his mind.
Instead, he pictured himself at Harrogate station, welcoming the Evans’.
She would probably be looking rather tired and fragile after the
journey, but he would have a cab ready for her, and tea would be
awaiting them when they reached the lodgings....


A week later Mrs. Ames was sitting at breakfast, with Harry opposite
her, expecting the early post, and among the gifts of the early post a
letter from her husband. He had written one very soon after his arrival
at Harrogate, saying that he felt better already. The waters, as Amy had
conjectured, could not be described as agreeable, since their
composition chiefly consisted of those particular ingredients which gave
to rotten eggs their characteristic savour, but what, so said the
valiant, did a bad taste in the mouth matter, if you knew it was doing
you good? An excellent band encouraged the swallowing of this
disagreeable fluid, and by lunch-time baths and drinking were over for
the day. He was looking forward to the Evans’ arrival; it would be
pleasant to see somebody he knew. He would write again before many days.

The post arrived; there was a letter for her in the Major’s large
sprawling handwriting, and she opened it. But it scarcely a letter: a
blister of expletives covered the smoking pages ... and the Evans’--two
of them--had arrived.

Mrs. Ames’ little toadlike face seldom expressed much more than a
ladylike composure, but had Harry been watching his mother he might have
thought that a shade of amusement hovered there.

“A letter from your father,” she said. “Rather a worried letter. The
cure is lowering, I believe, and makes you feel out of sorts.”

Harry was looking rather yellow and dishevelled. He had sat up very late
the night before, and the chase for rhymes had been peculiarly fatiguing
and ineffectual.

“I don’t feel at all well, either,” he said. “And I don’t think Cousin
Millie is well.”

“Why?” asked Mrs. Ames composedly.

“I went to see her yesterday and she didn’t attend. She seemed
frightfully surprised to hear that father had gone to Harrogate.”

“I suppose Dr. Evans had not told her,” remarked Mrs. Ames. “Please
telephone to her after breakfast, Harry, and ask her to dine with us
this evening.”

“Yes. How curious women are! One day they seem so glad to see you,
another you are no more to them than foam on a broken wave.”

This was one of the fragments of last night.

“On a broken what?” asked Mrs. Ames. The rustling of the turning leaf of
the _Morning Post_ had caused her not to hear. There was no sarcastic
intention in her inquiry.

“It does not matter,” said Harry.

His mother looked up at him.

“I should take a little dose, dear,” she said, “if you feel like that.
The heat upsets us all at times. Will you please telephone now, Harry?
Then I shall know what to order for dinner.”

Mrs. Ames’ nature was undeniably a simple one; she had no misty
profundities or curious dim-lit clefts on the round, smooth surface of
her life, but on occasion simple natures are capable of curious
complexities of feeling, the more elusive because they themselves are
unable to register exactly what they do feel. Certainly she saw a
connection between the non-arrival of dear Millie at Harrogate and the
inflamed letter from her husband. She had suspected also a connection
between dear Millie’s decision to spend August at Riseborough and her
belief that Major Ames was going to do so too. But the completeness of
the fiasco sucked the sting out of the resentment she might otherwise
have felt: it was impossible to be angry with such sorry conspirators.
At the same time, with regard to her husband, she felt the liveliest
internal satisfaction at his blistering communication, and read it
through again. The thought of her own slighted or rather unperceived
rejuvenescence added point to this; she felt that he had been “served
out.” Not for a moment did she suspect him of anything but the most
innocent of flirtations, and she was disposed to credit dear Millie with
having provoked such flirtation as there was. By this time also it must
have been quite clear to both the thwarted parties that she was in full
cognizance of their futile designs; clearly, therefore, her own _beau
rôle_ was to appear utterly unconscious of it all, and, unconsciously,
to administer nasty little jabs to each of them with a smiling face.
“They have been making sillies of themselves,” expressed her indulgent
verdict on the whole affair. Then in some strange feminine way she felt
a sort of secret pride in her husband for having had the manhood to
flirt, however mildly, with somebody else’s wife; but immediately there
followed the resentment that he had not shown any tendency to flirt with
his own, when she had encouraged him. But, anyhow, he had chosen the
prettiest woman in Riseborough, and he was the handsomest man.

But her mood changed; the thought at any rate of administering some
nasty little jabs presented itself in a growingly attractive light. The
two sillies had been wanting to dance to their own tune; they should
dance to hers instead, and by way of striking up her own tune at once
she wrote as follows, to her husband.


     “I can’t tell you how glad I was to get your two letters, and to
     know how much good Harrogate is doing you. What an excellent thing
     that you went to Dr. Evans (please remember me to him), and that he
     insisted so strongly on your taking yourself thoroughly in hand.”

She paused a moment, wondering exactly how strong this insistence had
been. It was possible that it was not very strong. So much the more
reason for letting the sentence stand. She now underlined the words “so

     “Of course the waters are disgusting to take, and I declare I can
     almost smell them when I read your vivid description, but, as you
     said in your first letter, what is a bad taste in the mouth when
     you know it is doing you good? And your second letter convinces me
     how right you were to go, and when things like gout begin to come
     out, it naturally makes you feel a little low and worried. I want
     you to stop there the whole of August, and get thoroughly rid of

     “Here we are getting along very happily, and I am so glad I did not
     go to the sea. Millie is here, as you will know, and we see a great
     deal of her. She is constantly dropping in, _en fille_, I suppose
     you would call it, and is in excellent spirits and looks so
     pretty. But I am not quite at ease about Harry (this is private).
     He is very much attracted by her, and she seems to me not very wise
     in the way she deals with him, for she seems to be encouraging him
     in his silliness. Perhaps I will speak to her about it, and yet I
     hardly like to.”

Again Mrs. Ames paused: she had no idea she had such a brilliant touch
in the administration of these jabs. What she said might not be strictly
accurate, but it was full of point.

     “I remember, too, what you said, that it was so good for a boy to
     be taken up with a thoroughly nice woman, and that it prevented his
     getting into mischief. I am sure Harry is writing all sorts of
     poems to her, because he sighs a great deal, and has a most inky
     forefinger, for which I give him pumice-stone. But if she were not
     so nice a woman, and so far from anything like flirtatiousness, I
     should feel myself obliged to speak to Harry and warn him. She
     seems very happy and cheerful. I daresay she feels like me, and is
     rejoiced to think that Harrogate is doing her husband good.

     “Write to me soon again, my dear, and give me another excellent
     account of yourself. Was it not queer that you settled to go to
     Harrogate just when Millie settled not to? If you were not such
     good friends, one would think you wanted to avoid each other! Well,
     I must stop. Millie is dining with us, and I must order dinner.”

She read through what she had written with considerable content. “That
will be nastier than the Harrogate waters,” she thought to herself,
“and quite as good for him.” And then, with a certain largeness which
lurked behind all her littlenesses, she practically dismissed the whole
silly business from her mind. But she continued the use of the purely
natural means for restoring the colour of the hair, and tapped and
dabbed the corners of her eyes with the miraculous skin-food. That was a
prophylactic measure; she did not want to appear “a fright” when
Lyndhurst came back from Harrogate.

Mrs. Ames was well aware that the famous fancy dress ball had caused her
a certain loss of prestige in her capacity of queen of society in
Riseborough. It had followed close on the heels of her innovation of
asking husbands and wives separately to dinner, and had somewhat taken
the shine out of her achievement, and indeed this latter had not been as
epoch-making as she had expected. For the last week or two she had felt
that something new was required of her, but as is often the case, she
found that the recognition of such a truth does not necessarily lead to
the discovery of the novelty. Perhaps the paltriness of Lyndhurst’s
conduct, leading to reflections on her own superior wisdom, put her on
the path, for about this time she began to take a renewed interest in
the Suffragette movement which, from what she saw in the papers, was
productive of such adventurous alarums in London. For herself, she was
essentially law-abiding by nature, and though, in opposition to
Lyndhurst, sympathetically inclined to women who wanted the vote, she
had once said that to throw stones at Prime Ministers was unladylike in
itself, and only drew on the perpetrators the attention of the police to
themselves, rather than the attention of the public to the problem. But
a recrudescence of similar acts during the last summer had caused her
to wonder whether she had said quite the last word on the subject, or
thought the last thought. Certainly the sensational interest in such
violent acts had led her to marvel at the strength of feeling that
prompted them. Ladies, apparently, whose breeding--always a word of
potency with Mrs. Ames--she could not question, were behaving like
hooligans. The matter interested her in itself apart from its possible
value as a novelty for the autumn. Also an election was probably to take
place in November. Hitherto that section of Riseborough in which she
lived had not suffered its tranquillity to be interrupted by political
excitements, but like a man in his sleep, drowsily approved a
Conservative member. But what if she took the lead in some political
agitation, and what if she introduced a Suffragette element into the
election? That was a solider affair than that a quantity of Cleopatras
should skip about in a back garden.

She had always felt a certain interest in the movement, but it was the
desire to make a novelty for the autumn, peppered, so to speak, by an
impatience at the futile treachery of her husband’s Harrogate plans, and
an ambition to take a line of her own in opposition to him, presented
their crusade in a serious light to her. The militant crusaders she had
hitherto regarded as affected by a strange lunacy, and her husband’s
masculine comment, “They ought to be well smacked, by Jove!” had the
ring of common-sense, especially since he added, for the benefit of such
crusaders as were of higher social rank, “They’re probably mad, poor

But during this tranquil month of August her more serious interest was
aroused, and she bought, though furtively, such literature in the form
of little tracts and addresses as was accessible on the subject. And
slowly, though still the desire for an autumn novelty that would eclipse
the memory of the congregations of Cleopatras was a moving force in her
mind, something of the real ferment began to be yeasty within her, and
she learned by private inquiry what the Suffragette colours were.
Naturally the introduction of an abstract idea into her mind was a
laborious process, since her life had for years consisted of an endless
chain of small concrete events, and had been lived among people who had
never seen an abstract idea wild, any more than they had seen an
elephant in a real jungle. It was always tamed and eating buns, as in
the Zoo, just as other ideas reached them peptonized by the columns of
daily papers. But a wild thing lurked behind the obedient trunk; a wild
thing lurked behind the reports of ludicrous performances in the Palace
Yard at Westminster.

August was still sultry, and Major Ames was still at Harrogate, when one
evening she and Harry dined with Millie. Since nothing of any
description happened in Riseborough during this deserted month, the
introductory discussion of what events had occurred since they last met
in the High Street that morning was not possible of great expansion.
None of them had seen the aeroplane which was believed to have passed
over the town in the afternoon, and nobody had heard from Mrs. Altham.
Then Mrs. Ames fired the shot which was destined to involve Riseborough
in smoke and brimstone.

“Lyndhurst and I,” she said, “have never agreed about the Suffragettes,
and now that I know something about them, I disagree more than ever.”

Millie looked slightly shocked: she thought of Suffragettes as she
thought of the persons who figure in police news. Indeed, they often
did. She knew they wanted to vote about something, but that was
practically all she knew except that they expressed their desire to vote
by hitting people.

“I know nothing about them,” she said. “But are they not very

“They are a disgrace to their sex,” said Harry. “We soon made them get
out of Cambridge! They tried to hold a meeting in the backs, but I and a
few others went down there, and--well, there wasn’t much more heard of
them. I don’t call them women at all. I call them females.”

Mrs. Ames had excellent reasons for suspecting romance in her son’s
account of his exploits.

“Tell me exactly what happened in the backs at Cambridge, Harry,” she

Harry slightly retracted.

“There is nothing much to tell,” he said. “Our club felt bound to make a
protest, and we went down there, as I said. It seemed to cow them a

“And then did the proctors come and cow you?” asked his inexorable

“I believe a proctor did come; I did not wait for that. They made a
perfect fiasco, anyhow. They told me it was all a dead failure, and we
heard no more about it.”

“So that was all?” said Mrs. Ames.

“And quite enough. I agree with father. They disgrace their sex!”

“My dear, you know as little about it as your father,” she said.

“But surely a man’s judgment----” said Millie, making weak eyes at

“Dear Millie, a man’s judgment is not of any value, if he does not know
anything about what he is judging. We have all read accounts in the
papers, and heard that they are very violent and chain themselves up to
inconvenient places like railings, and are taken away by policemen.
Sometimes they slap the policemen, but surely there must be something
behind that makes them like that. I am finding out what it is. It is all
most interesting. They say that they have to pay their rates and taxes,
but get no privileges. If a man pays rates and taxes he gets a vote, and
why shouldn’t a woman? It is all very well expressed. They seem to me to
reason just as well as a man. I mean to find out much more about it all.
Personally I don’t pay rates and taxes, because that is Lyndhurst’s
affair, but if we had arranged differently and I paid for the house and
the rates and taxes, why shouldn’t I have a vote instead of him? And
from what I can learn the gardener has a vote, just the same as
Lyndhurst, although Lyndhurst does all the garden-rolling, and won’t let
Parkins touch the flowers.”

Mrs. Evans sighed.

“It all seems very confused and upside down,” she said. “Do smoke,
Harry, if you feel inclined. Will you have a cigarette, Cousin Amy? I am
afraid I have none. I never smoke.”

Harry was a little sore from his mother’s handling, and was not
unwilling to hit back.

“I never knew mother smoked,” he said. “Do you smoke, mother? How
delightful! How Eastern! I never knew you were Eastern. I always thought
you said it was not wicked for women to smoke, but only horrid. Do be
horrid. I am sure Suffragettes smoke.”

Mrs. Ames turned a swift appealing eye on Millie, entreating confidence.
Then she lied.

“Dear Millie, what are you thinking of?” she said. “Of course I never
smoke, Harry.”

But the appeal of the eyes had not taken effect.

“But on the night of my little dance, Cousin Amy,” she said, “surely you
had a cigarette. It made you cough, and you said how nice it was!”

Mrs. Ames wished she had not been so ruthless about the Suffragettes at

“There is a great difference between doing a thing once,” she said, “and
making a habit of it. I think I did want to see what it was like, but I
never said it was nice, and as for its being Eastern, I am sure I am
glad to belong to the West. I always thought it unfeminine, and then I
knew it. I did not feel myself again till I had brushed my teeth and
rinsed my mouth. Now, dear Millie, I am really interested in the
Suffragettes. Their demands are reasonable, and if we are unreasonable
about granting them, they must be unreasonable too. For years they have
been reasonable and nobody has paid any attention to them. What are they
to do but be violent, and call attention to themselves? It is all so
well expressed; you cannot fail to be interested.”

“Wilfred would never let me hit a policeman,” said Milly. “And I don’t
think I could do it, even if he wanted me to.”

“But it is not the aim of the movement to hit policemen,” said Mrs.
Ames. “They are very sorry to have to----”

“They are sorrier afterwards,” said Harry.

Mrs. Ames turned a small, withering eye upon her offspring.

“If you had waited to hear what they had to say instead of running away
before the proctor came,” she said, “you might have learnt a little
about them, dear. They are not at all sorry afterwards; they go to
prison quite cheerfully, in the second division, too, which is terribly
uncomfortable. And many of them have been brought up as luxuriously as
any of us.”

“I could not go to prison,” said Mrs. Evans faintly, but firmly. “And
even if I could, it would be very wrong of me, for I am sure it would
injure Wilfred’s practice. People would not like to go to a doctor whose
wife had been in prison. She might have caught something. And Elsie
would be so ashamed of me.”

Mrs. Ames gave the suppressed kind of sigh which was habitual with her
when Lyndhurst complained that the water for his bath was not hot,
although aware that the kitchen boiler was being cleaned.

“But you need not go to prison in order to be a Suffragette, dear
Millie,” she said. “Prison life is not one of the objects of the

Mrs. Evans looked timidly apologetic.

“I didn’t know,” she said. “It is so interesting to be told. I thought
all the brave sort went to prison, and had breakfast together when they
were let out. I am sure I have read about their having breakfast

A faint smile quivered on her mouth. She was aware that Cousin Amy
thought her very stupid, and there was a delicate pleasure in appearing
quite idiotic like this. It made Cousin Amy dance with irritation in
her inside, and explain more carefully yet.

“Yes, dear Millie,” she said, “but their having breakfast together has
not much to do with their objects----”

“I don’t know about that,” said Harry; “there is a club at Cambridge to
which I belong, whose object is to dine together.”

“Then it is very greedy of you, dear,” said Mrs. Ames, “and the
Suffragettes are not like that. They go to prison and do all sorts of
unladylike things for the sake of their convictions. They want to be
treated justly. For years they have asked for justice, and nobody has
paid the least attention to them; now they are making people attend. I
assure you that until I began reading about them, I had very little
sympathy with them. But now I feel that all women ought to know about
them. Certainly what I have read has opened my eyes very much, and there
are a quantity of women of very good family indeed who belong to them.”

Harry pulled his handkerchief out of the sleeve of his dress-coat; he
habitually kept it there. Just now the Omar Khayyam Club was rather
great on class distinctions.

“I do not see what that matters,” he said. “Because a man’s
great-grandmother was created a duchess for being a king’s mistress----”

Mrs. Evans and Mrs. Ames got up simultaneously; if anything Mrs. Ames
got up a shade first.

“I do not think we need go into that, Harry,” said Mrs. Ames.

Millie tempered the wind.

“Will you join us soon, Harry?” she said. “If you are too long I shall
come and fetch you. We have been political to-night! Will it be too cold
for you in the garden, Cousin Amy?”

Left to himself, Harry devoted several minutes’ pitiful reflection to
his mother’s state of mind. In spite of her awakened interest in the
Suffragette movement, she seemed to him deplorably old-fashioned. But
with his second glass of port his thoughts assumed a rosier tone, and he
determined to wait till Cousin Millie came to fetch him. Surely she
meant him to do that: no doubt she wanted to have just one private word
with him. She had often caught his eye during dinner, with a deprecating
look, as if to say this tiresome rigmarole about Suffragettes was not
her fault. He felt they understood each other....

There was a large Chippendale looking-glass above the sideboard, and he
got up from the table and observed the upper part of his person which
was reflected in it. A wisp of hair fell over his forehead; it might
more rightly be called a plume. He appeared to himself to have a most
interesting face, uncommon, arresting. He was interestingly and
characteristically dressed, too, with a collar Byronically low, a soft
frilled shirt, and in place of a waistcoat a black cummerbund. Then
hastily he mounted on a chair in order to see the whole of his lean
figure that seemed so slender. It was annoying that at this moment of
critical appreciation a parlour-maid should look in to see if she could
clear away....

       *       *       *       *       *

There is nothing that so confirms individualism in any character as
periods of comparative solitude. In men such confirmation is liable to
be checked by the boredom to which their sex is subject, but women,
less frequently the prey of this paralysing emotion, when the demands
made upon them by household duties and domestic companionship are
removed, enter very swiftly into the kingdoms of themselves. This
process was very strongly at work just now with Millie Evans;
superficially, her composure and meaningless smoothness were unaltered,
so that Mrs. Ames, at any rate, almost wondered whether she had been
right in crediting her with any hand in the Harrogate plans, so
unruffled was her insipid and deferential cordiality, but down below she
was exploring herself and discovering a capacity for feeling that
astonished her by its intensity. All her life she had been content to
arouse emotion without sharing it, liking to see men attentive to her,
liking to see them attracted by her and disposed towards tenderness.
They were more interesting like that, and she gently basked in the
warmth of their glow, like a lizard on the wall. She had not wanted more
than that; she was lizard, not vampire, and to sun herself on the wall,
and then glide gently into a crevice again, seemed quite sufficient
exercise for her emotions. Luckily or unluckily (those who hold that
calm and complete respectability is the aim of existence would prefer
the former adverb, those who think that development of individuality is
worth the risk of a little scorching, the latter) she had married a man
who required little or nothing more than she was disposed to give. He
had not expected unquiet rapture, but a comfortable home with a “little
woman” always there, good-tempered, as Millie was, and cheerful and
pliable as, with a dozen exceptions when the calm precision came into
play, she had always been. Temperamentally, he was nearly as
undeveloped as she, and the marriage had been what is called a very
sensible one. But such sensible marriages ignore the fact that human
beings, like the shores of the bay of Naples, are periodically volcanic,
and the settlers there assume that their little property, because no
sulphurous signs have appeared on the surface, is essentially quiescent,
neglecting the fact that at one time or another emotional disturbances
are to be expected. But because many quiet years have passed
undisturbed, they get to believe that the human and natural fires have
ceased to smoulder, and are no longer alive down below the roots of
their pleasant vines and olive trees. All her life up till now, Millie
Evans had been like one of these quiescent estates; now, when middle-age
was upon her, she began to feel the stir of vital forces. The surface of
her life was still undisturbed, she went about the diminished business
of the household with her usual care, and in the weeks of this solitary
August knitted a couple of ties for her husband, and read a couple of
novels from the circulating library, with an interest not more markedly
tepid than usual. But subterranean stir was going on, though no
fire-breathing clefts appeared on the surface. Subconsciously she wove
images and dreams, scarcely yet knowing that it is out of such dreams
that the events and deeds of life inevitably spring. She had scarcely
admitted even to herself that her projects for August had gone
crookedly: the conviction that Lyndhurst Ames had found himself gouty
and in need of Harrogate punctually at the date when he knew that she
might be expected there, sufficiently straightened them. The intention
more than compensated the miscarriage of events.

To-night, when her two guests had gone, the inevitable step happened:
her unchecked impulses grew stronger and more definite, and out of the
misty subconsciousness of her mind the disturbance flared upwards into
the light of her everyday consciousness. With genuine flame it mounted;
it was no solitary imagining of her own that had kindled it; he, she
knew, was a conscious partner, and she had as sign the memory that he
had kissed her. Somehow, deep in her awakening heart, that meant
something stupendous to her. It had been unrealized at the time, but it
had been like the touch of some corrosive, sweet and acid, burrowing
down, eating her and yet feeding her. Up till now, it seemed to have
signified little, now it invested itself with a tremendous significance.
Probably to him it meant little; men did such things easily, but it was
that which had burrowed within her, making so insignificant an entry,
but penetrating so far. It was not a proof that he loved her, but it had
become a token that she loved him. Otherwise, it could not have
happened. There was something final in the beginning of it all. Then he
had kissed her a second time on the night of the fancy dress ball. He
had called that a cousinly kiss, and she smiled at the thought of that,
for it showed that it required to be accounted for, excused. She felt a
sort of tenderness for that fluttering, broken-winged subterfuge, so
transparent, so undeceptive. If cousins kissed, they did not recollect
their relationship afterwards, especially if there was no relationship.
He had not kissed her because she was some sort of cousin to his wife.

Yet it hardly stating the case correctly to say that he had kissed her.
Doubtless, on that first occasion below the mulberry-tree it was his
head that had bent down to hers, while she but remained passive,
waiting. But it was she who had made him do it, and she gloried in the
soft compulsion she had put on him. Even as she thought of it this
evening, her eye sparkled. “He could not help it,” she said to herself.
“He could not help it.”

Out of the sequestered cloistral twilight of her soul there had stepped
something that had slumbered there all her life, something pagan,
something incapable of scruples or regrets, as void of morals as a nymph
or Bacchanal on a Greek frieze. It did not trouble, so it seemed, to
challenge or defy the traditions and principles in which she had lived
all these years; it appeared to be ignorant of their existence, or, at
the most, they were but shadows that lay in unsubstantial bars across a
sunlit pavement. At present, it stood there trembling and quiescent,
like a moth lately broken out from its sheathed chrysalis, but momently,
now that it had come forth, it would grow stronger, and its crumpled
wings expand into pinions feathered with silver and gold.

But she made no plans, she scarcely even turned her eyes towards the
future, for the future would surely be as inevitable as the past had
been. One by one the hot August days dropped off like the petals of
peach blossom, which must fall before the fruit begins to swell. She
neither wanted to delay or hurry their withering. There were but few
days left, few petals left to fall, for within a week, so her husband
had written, he would be back, vastly better for his cure, and Major
Ames was coming with him. “I shall be so glad to see my little woman
again,” he had said. “Elsie and I have missed her.”

Occasionally she tried to think about her husband, but she could not
concentrate her mind on him. She was too much accustomed to him to be
able to fix her thoughts on him emotionally. She was equally well
accustomed to Elsie, or rather equally well accustomed to her complete
ignorance about Elsie. She could no more have drawn a chart of the
girl’s mind than she could have drawn a picture of the branches of the
mulberry-tree under which she so often sat, beholding the interlacement
of its boughs but never really seeing them. Never had she known the
psychical bond of motherhood; even the physical had meant little to her.
She was Elsie’s mother by accident, so to speak; and she was but as a
tree from which a gardener has made a cutting, planting it near, so that
sapling and parent stem grow up in sight of each other, but quite
independently, without sense of their original unity. Even when her baby
had lain at her breast, helpless, and still deriving all from her, the
sweet intimate mystery of the life that was common to them both had been
but a whispered riddle to her; and that was long ago, its memory had
become a faded photograph that might really have represented not herself
and her baby, but any mother and child. It was very possible that before
long Elsie would be transplanted by marriage, and she herself would have
to learn a little more about chess in order to play with her husband in
the evening.

Such, hitherto, had been her emotional life: this summary of it and its
meagre total is all that can justly be put to credit. She liked her
husband, she knew he was kind to her, and so, in its inanimate manner,
was the food which she ate kind to her, in that it nourished and
supported her. But her gratitude to it was untinged with emotion; she
was not sentimental over her breakfast, for it was the mission of food
to give support, and the mission of her husband had not been to her much
more than that. Neither wifehood nor motherhood had awakened her
womanhood. Yet, in that she was a woman, she was that most dangerous of
all created or manufactured things, an unexploded shell, liable to blow
to bits both itself and any who handled her. The shell was alive still,
its case uncorroded, and its contents still potentially violent. That
violence at present lay dark and quiet within it; its sheath was smooth
and faintly bright. It seemed but a play-thing, a parlour-ornament; it
could stand on any table in any drawing-room. But the heart of it had
never been penetrated by the love that could transform its violence into
strength: now its cap was screwed and its fuse fixed. Until the damp and
decay of age robbed it of its power, it would always be liable to wreck
itself and its surroundings.

       *       *       *       *       *

These same days that for her were kindling dangerous stuff, passed for
Mrs. Ames in a _crescendo_ of awakening interest. All her life she had
been wrapped round like the kernel of a nut, in the hard, dry husk of
conventionalities, her life had been encased in a succession of minute
happenings, and, literally speaking, she had never breathed the outer
air of ideas. As has been noticed, she gave regular patronage to St.
Barnabas’ Church, and spent a solid hour or two every week in decorating
it with the produce of her husband’s garden, from earliest spring, when
the faint, shy snowdrops were available, to late autumn, when October
and November frosts finally blackened the salvias and chrysanthemums.
But all that had been of the nature of routine: a certain admiration for
the vicar, a passionless appreciation of his nobly ascetic life, his
strong, lean face, and the fire of his utterances had made her
attendance regular, and her contributions to his charities quite
creditably profuse in proportion to her not very ample means. But she
had never denied herself anything in order to increase them, while the
time she spent over the flowers was amply compensated for when she saw
the eclipse they made of Mrs. Brooks’ embroideries, or when the lilies
dropped their orange-staining pollen on to the altar-cloth. Stranger,
perhaps, from the emotional point of view, had been her recently
attempted rejuvenescence, but even that had been a calculated and
materialistic effort. It had not been a manifestation of her love for
her husband, or of a desire to awaken his love for her. It was merely a
decorative effort to attract his attention, and prevent it wandering

But now, with her kindled sympathy for the Suffragette movement, there
was springing up in her the consciousness of a kinship with her sex
whom, hitherto, she had regarded as a set of people to whom, in the
matter of dinner-giving and entirely correct social behaviour, she must
be an example and a law, while even her hospitalities had not been
dictated by the spirit of hospitality but rather by a sort of pompous
and genteel competition. Now she was beginning to see that behind the
mere events of life, if they were to be worth anything, must lie an
idea, and here behind this woman’s crusade, with all its hooliganism,
its hysteria, its apish fanaticism, lay an idea of justice and
sisterhood. They seemed simple words, and she would have said off-hand
that she knew what they meant. But, as she began faintly to understand
them, she knew that she had been as ignorant of them as of what
Australia really was. To her, as it was a geographical expression only,
so justice was an abstract expression. But the meaning of justice was
known to those who gave up the comforts and amenities of life for its
sake, and for its sake cheerfully suffered ridicule and prison life and
misunderstanding. And the fumes of an idea, to one who had practically
never tasted one, intoxicated her as new wine mounts to the head of a

Ideas are dangerous things, and should be kept behind a fireguard, for
fear that the children, of whom this world largely consists, should burn
their fingers, thinking that these bright, sparkling toys are to be
played with. Mrs. Ames, in spite of her unfamiliarity with them, did not
fall into this error. She realized that if she was to warm herself, to
get the glow of the fire in her cramped and frozen limbs, she must treat
it with respect, and learn to handle it. That, at any rate, was her
intention, and she had a certain capacity for thoroughness.

       *       *       *       *       *

It was in the last week of August that Major Ames was expected back,
after three weeks of treatment. At first, as reflected in his letters,
his experiences had been horrifying; the waters nauseated him, and the
irritating miscarriage of the plan which was the real reason for his
going to Harrogate, caused him fits of feeble rage which were the more
maddening because they had to be borne secretly and silently. Also the
lodgings he had procured seemed to him needlessly expensive, and all
this efflux of bullion was being poured out on treatment which Dr.
Evans had told him was really quite unnecessary. Regular and sparkling
letters from his wife, in praise of August spent at Riseborough,
continued to arrive and filled him with impotent envy. He, too, might be
spending August at Riseborough if he had not been quite so precipitate.
As it was, his mornings were spent in absorbing horrible draughts and
gently stewing in the fetid waters of the Starbeck spring: his meals
were plain to the point of grotesqueness, his evenings were spent in
playing inane games of patience, while Elsie and the doctor pored
silently over their chessboard, saying “Check” to each other at
intervals. But through the days and their tedious uniformity there ran a
certain unquietness and desire. It was clear that Millie, no less than
he, had planned that they should be together in August, but his desire
did not absorb him, rather it made him restless and anxious about the
future. He did not even know if he was in love with her; he did not even
know if he wanted to be. The thought of her kindled his imagination, and
he could picture himself in love with her: at the same time he was not
certain whether, if the last two months could be lived over again, he
would let himself drift into the position where he now found himself.
There was neither ardour nor anything imperative in his heart;
something, it is true, was heated, but it only smouldered and smoked. It
was of the nature of such fire as bursts out in haystacks: it was born
of stuffiness and packed confinement, and was as different as two things
of the same nature can be, from the swift lambency and laudable flame of
sun-kindled and breeze-fed flame. It disquieted and upset him; he could
not soberly believe in the pictures his imagination drew of his being
irresistibly in love with her: their colour quickly faded, their
outlines were wavering and uncertain. And the background was even more
difficult to fill in ... how was the composition to be arranged? Where
would Amy stand? What aspect would Riseborough wear? And then, after a
long silence, Elsie said “Check.”

Major Ames was due to arrive at Riseborough soon after four in the
afternoon, and Mrs. Ames was at pains to be at home by that hour to
welcome him and give him tea, and had persuaded Harry to go up to the
station to meet him. She had gathered a charming decoration of flowers
to make the room bright, and had put a couple more vases of them in his
dressing-room. Before long a cab arrived from the station bearing his
luggage, but neither he nor Harry occupied it. So it was natural to
conclude that they were walking down, and she made tea, since they would
not be many minutes behind the leisurely four-wheeler. She wanted very
particularly to give him an auspicious and comfortable return: he must
not think that, because this Suffragette movement occupied her thoughts
so much, she was going to become remiss in care for him. But still the
minutes went on, and she took a cup of tea herself, and found it already
growing astringent. What could have detained him she could not guess,
but certainly he should have another brew of tea made for him, for he
hated what in moments of irritation he called tincture of tannin. Five
o’clock struck, and the two quarters that duly followed it. Before that
a conjecture had formed itself in her mind.

Then came the rattle of his deposited hat and stick in the hall, and the
rattle of the door-handle for his entry.

“Well, Amy,” he said, “and here’s your returned prodigal. Train late as
usual, and I walked down. How are you?”

She got up and kissed him.

“Very well indeed, Lyndhurst,” she said; “and there is no need to ask
you how you are.”

She paused a moment.

“Your luggage arrived nearly an hour ago,” she said.

He had forgotten that detail.

“An hour ago? Surely not,” he said.

She gave him one more pause in which he could say more, but nothing

“You have had tea, I suppose,” she said.

“Yes; Evans insisted on my dropping in to his house, and taking a cup
there. That rogue Harry has stopped on. Well, well: we were all young
once! You remember the old story I told you about the Colonel’s wife
when I was a lad.”

She remembered it perfectly. She felt sure also that he had not meant to
tell her where he had been since his arrival at the station.


The day was of early October, and Dr. Evans, who was driving his swift,
steady cob, harnessed to the light dogcart, along the flat road towards
Norton, had leisure to observe the beauty of the flaming season. He had
but a couple of visits to make, and neither of the cases caused him any
professional anxiety. But it was with conscious effort that he commanded
his obedient mind to cease worrying, and drink in the beneficent
influence of this genial morning that followed on a night that had given
them the first frost of the year. The road, after leaving Riseborough,
ran through a couple of level miles of delectable woodland; ditches
filled and choked with the full-grown grass and herbage of the summer
bordered it on each side. On the left, the sun had turned the frozen
night-dews into a liquid heraldry, on the right where the roadside
foliage was still in shadow, the faceted jewels of the frost that hinted
of the coming winter still stiffened the herbage, and was white on the
grey beards of the sprawling clematis in the hedges. But high above
these low-growing tangles of vegetation, an ample glory flamed, and the
great beech forest was all ablaze with orange and red flame tremulous in
the breeze. Here and there a yew-tree, tawny-trunked and green-velveted
with undeciduous leaf, seemed like a black spot of unconsumed fuel in
the fire of the autumn; here a company of sturdy oaks seemed like a
group of square-shouldered young men amid the maidens of the woodland.
It had its fairies too, the sylph-like birches, whose little leaves
seemed shed about their white shapeliness like a shower of confetti.
Then, in the more open glades, short and rabbit-cropped turf sparkled
emerald-like amid the sober greys and browns of the withering heather
and the russet antlers of the bracken. Now and then a rabbit with white
scutt, giving a dot-and-dash signal of danger to his family, would
scamper into shelter at the rattle of the approaching dogcart. Now and
then a pheasant, whose plumage seemed to reproduce in metal the tints of
the golden autumn, strode with lowered head and tail away from the
dangerous vicinity of man. Below the beeches the ground was uncarpeted
by any vegetation, but already the “fallen glories” of the leaf were
beginning to lie there, and occasionally a squirrel ran rustling across
them, and having gained the security of his lofty ways among the trees,
scolded Puck-like at the interruption that had made him leave his
breakfast of the burst beech-nuts. To the right, below the high-swung
level road, the ground declined sharply, and gave glimpses of the
distant sun-burnished sea; above, small companies of feathery clouds,
assembled together as if migrating for the winter, fluttered against the
summer azure of the sky.

Dr. Evans’ alert and merry eye dwelt on those delectable things, and in
obedience to his brain, noted and appreciated the manifold festivity of
the morning, but it did so not as ordinarily, by instinct and eager
impulses, but because he consciously bade it. It needed the spur; its
alertness and its merriness were pressed on it, and by degrees the spur
failed to stimulate it, and he fell to regarding the well-groomed
quarters of his long-stepping cob, which usually afforded him so
pleasant a contemplation of strong and harmonious muscularity. But this
morning even they failed to delight him, and the rhythm of its firm trot
made no music in his mind. There came a crease which deepened into a
decided frown between his eyes, and he communed with the trouble in his

There were various lesser worries, not of sufficient importance to
disturb seriously the equanimity of a busy and well-balanced man, and
though each was trivial enough in itself, and distinctly had a humorous
side to a mind otherwise content, the cumulative effect of them was not
amusing. In the first place, there was the affair of Harry Ames, who, in
a manner sufficiently ludicrous and calfish, had been making love to his
wife. As any other sensible man would have done, Wilfred Evans had seen
almost immediately on his return to Riseborough that Harry was disposed
to make himself ridiculous, and had given a word of kindly warning to
his wife.

“Snub him a bit, little woman,” he had said. “We’re having a little too
much of him. It’s fairer on the boy, too. You’re too kind to him. A
woman like you so easily turns a boy’s head. And you’ve often said he is
rather a dreadful sort of youth.”

But for some reason she took the words in ill part, becoming rather

“I don’t know what you mean,” she said. “Will you explain, please?”

“Easy enough, my dear. He’s here too much; he’s dangling after you.
Laugh at him a little, or yawn a little.”

“You mean that he’s in love with me?”

“Well, that’s too big a word, little woman, though I’m sure you see what
I mean.”

“I think I do. I think your suggestion is rather coarse, Wilfred, and
quite ill-founded. Is every one who is polite and attentive supposed to
be in love with me? I only ask for information.”

“I think your own good sense will supply you with all necessary
information,” he said.

But her good sense apparently had done nothing of the kind, and
eventually Dr. Evans had spoken to Harry’s father on the subject. The
visits had ceased with amazing abruptness after that, and Dr. Evans had
found himself treated to a stare of blank unrecognition when he passed
Harry in the street, and a curl of the lip which he felt must have been
practised in private. But the Omar Khayyam Club would be the gainers,
for they owed to it those stricken and embittered stanzas called

Here comedy verged on farce, but the farce did not amuse him. He knew
that his own interpretation of Harry’s assiduous presence was correct,
so why should his wife have so precisely denied that those absurd
attentions meant nothing? There was nothing to resent in the sensible
warning that a man was greatly attracted by her. Nor was there warrant
for Colonel Ames’ horror and dismay at the suggestion, when the doctor
spoke to him about it. “Infamous young libertine” was surely a
hyperbolical expression.

Dr. Evans unconsciously flicked the cob rather sharply with his
whip-lash, to that excellent animal’s surprise, for he was covering his
miles in five minutes apiece, and the doctor conveyed his apologies for
his unintentional hint with a soothing remark. Then his thoughts
drifted back again. That was not all the trouble with the Ames’ family,
for his wife had had a quarrel with Mrs. Ames. This kindly man hated to
quarrel with anybody, and, for his part, successfully refused to do so,
and that his wife should find herself in such a predicament was equally
distressing to him. No doubt it was all a storm in a tea-cup, but if you
happen to be living in the tea-cup too, a storm there is just as
upsetting as a gale on the high seas. It is worse, indeed, for on the
high seas a ship can run into fairer weather, but there is no escape
from these tea-cup disturbances. The entire tea-cup was involved: all
Riseborough, which a year ago had seemed to him so suitable a place in
which to pursue an unexacting practice, to conduct mild original work,
in the peace and quiet of a small society and domestic comfort, was
become a tempest of conflicting winds. “And all arising from such a pack
of nonsense,” as the doctor thought impatiently to himself, only just
checking the whip-lash from falling again on the industrious cob.

The interest of Mrs. Ames in the Suffragette movement had given rise to
all this. She had announced a drawing-room meeting to be held in her
house, now a fortnight ago, and the drawing-room meeting had exploded in
mid-career, like a squib, scattering sparks and combustible material
over all Riseborough. It appeared that Mrs. Ames, finding that the
comprehension of Suffragette aims extended to the middle-class circles
in Riseborough, had asked the wives and daughters of tradesmen to take
part in it. It wanted but little after that to make Mrs. Altham remark
quite audibly that she had not known that she was to have the privilege
of meeting so many ladies with whom she was not previously acquainted,
and the sarcastic intention of her words was not lost upon her new
friends. Tea seemed but to increase the initial inflammation, and the
interest Mrs. Ames had intended to awake on the subject of votes for
women was changed into an interest in ascertaining who could be most
offensively polite, a very pretty game. It is not to be wondered at
that, before twenty-four hours had passed, Mrs. Altham had started an
anti-Suffragette league, and Millie, still strong in the conviction that
under no circumstances could she go to prison, had allowed herself to be
drawn into it. Next night at dinner she softly made a terrible

“I passed Cousin Amy in the street just now,” she said; “she did not
seem to see me.”

“Perhaps she didn’t see you, little woman,” said her husband.

“So I did not seem to see her,” added Millie, who had not finished her
sentence. “But if she cares to come to see me and explain, I shall
behave quite as usual to her.”

“Come, come, little woman!” said Dr. Evans in a conciliating spirit.

“And I do not see what is the good of saying ‘Come, come,’” she said,
with considerable precision.

All this was sufficient to cause very sensible disquiet to a man who
attached so proper an importance to peaceful and harmonious conditions
of life, yet it was but a small thing compared to a far deeper anxiety
that brooded over him. Till now he had not let himself directly
contemplate it, but to-day, as he returned from his two visits, he made
himself face this last secret trouble. He felt it was necessary for him
to ascertain, for the sake of others no less than himself, what part,
if any, of his disquiet was grounded on certainty, what part, if any,
might be the figment of an over-anxious imagination. But he knew he was
not anxious by temperament, nor given to imagine troubles. If anything,
he was more prone, in his desire for a pleasant and studious life, to
shut his eyes to the apparent approach of storm, trusting that it would
blow by. He was anxious about Millie, not without cause; a hundred
symptoms justified his anxiety. She who for so long had been of such
imperturbable serenity of temper that a man who did not feel her charm
might have called her jelly-fish was the prey of fifty moods a day. She
had strange little fits of tenderness to him, with squalls of
peevishness quite as strange. She was restless and filled with an energy
that flamed and flickered and vanished, leaving her indolent and inert.
She would settle herself for a morning of letter writing, and after
tearing up a couple of notes, put on her gardening gloves and get as far
as the herbaceous bed. Then she would find an imperative reason for
going into the town, and so sit down at her piano to practise. Her
appetite, usually of the steady reliable order, failed her, and she
passed broken and tossing nights. Had she been a girl, he would have
said those symptoms all pointed one way; and it would probably not have
been difficult to guess who was the young man in question. Yet he could
scarcely face the conclusion applied to his wife. It was a hideous thing
that a husband should harbour such a suspicion, more hideous that the
husband should be himself. And perhaps more hideous of all, that he
should guess--again without difficulty--who was the man in question.

He had no conception what to do, or whether to do nothing; it seemed
that action and inaction might alike end in disaster. And, again, the
whole of his explanation of Millie’s symptoms might be erroneous. There
might be other explanations--indeed, there were others possible. As to
that, time would show; at present the best course, perhaps the only
right course, was to be watchful, yet not suspicious, observant, not
prying. Rather than pry or be suspicious he would go to Millie herself,
and without reservation tell her all that had been in his mind. He was
well aware what the heroic attitude, the attitude of the virile,
impetuous Englishman, dear to melodrama, would have been. It was quite
easy for him to “tax” Major Ames with baseness, to grind his teeth at
his wife, and then burst into manly tears, each sob of which seemed to
rend him. But to his quiet, sensible nature, it seemed difficult to see
what was supposed to happen next. In melodrama the curtain went down,
and you started ten years later in Queensland with regenerated natures
distributed broadcast. But in actual life it was impossible to start
again ten years later, or ten minutes later. You had to go on all the
time. Willingly would he, on this divine October morning, have started
again, indefinitely later. The difficulty was how to go on now.

       *       *       *       *       *

His cases had not long detained him, and it was still not long after
noon when the cob, still pleased and alert with motion, but with smoking
flanks, drew up at his door. The clear chill of the morning had
altogether passed, and the air in the basin or tea-cup of a town was
still and sultry. There was a familiar hat on the table in the hall, a
bunch of long-stemmed tawny chrysanthemums lay by it. And at that sight
some distant echo of barbaric and simple man, deplorable to the
smoothness of civilization and altogether obsolete, was resonant in him.
He pitched the chrysanthemums into the street, where they flew like a
shooting star close by the head of General Fortescue, who was tottering
down to the club, and slammed the door. It was melodramatic and foolish
enough, but the desire that prompted it was quite sincere and
irresistible, and if at the moment Major Ames had been in that cool
oak-panelled hall, there is little doubt that Dr. Evans would have done
his best to pitch him out after his flowers.

The doctor gave himself a moment to recover from his superficial
violence, and then went out into the garden. They were sitting together
on the bench under the mulberry-tree, and Major Ames got up with his
usual briskness as he approached. Somehow Dr. Evans felt as if he was
being welcomed and made to feel at home.

“Good morning,” said Major Ames. “Glorious day, isn’t it? I just stepped
over with a handful of flowers, and we’ve been having a bit of a chat, a
bit of a chat.”

“Cousin Lyndhurst has very kindly come to talk over all these little
disturbances,” said Millie.

She looked at him.

“Shall I explain?” she asked.

Dr. Evans took the seat that Major Ames had vacated, leaving him free to
sit down in a garden chair opposite, or to stand, just as he pleased.

“It is like this, Wilfred,” she said. “Cousin Amy did not like my
joining the anti-Suffragette league which Mrs. Altham started, and I
have told Lyndhurst that I did not care a straw one way or the other,
except that I could not go to prison to please Cousin Amy or any one
else. But it looked like taking sides, she thought. So Lyndhurst thought
it would make everything easy if I didn’t join any league at all. I
think it very clever and tactful of him to think of that, and I will
certainly tell Mrs. Altham I find I am too busy. Of course, there is no
quarrel between Cousin Amy and me, and Lyndhurst wants to assure us that
he isn’t mixed up in it, though there isn’t any--and, of course, if
Cousin Amy didn’t see me the other day when I thought she pretended not
to, it makes a difference.”

Millie delivered herself of these lucid statements with her usual
deferential air.

“I think it is very kind of Cousin Lyndhurst to take so much trouble,”
she added. “He is stopping to lunch.”

Major Ames made a noble little gesture that disclaimed any credit.

“It’s nothing, a mere nothing,” he said, quite truly. “But I’m sure you
hate little domestic jars as much as I do. As Amy once said, my
profession was to be a man of war, but my instinct was to be a man of
peace. Ha! Ha! I’m only delighted my little olive branch has--has met
with success,” he added rather feebly, being unable to think of any
botanical metaphor.

The doctor got up. It is to be feared that, in his present state of
mind, he felt not the smallest admiration or gratitude for the work of
Lyndhurst the Peacemaker, but only saw in it a purely personal desire to
secure an uninterrupted _va et vient_ between the two houses.

“I’m sure I haven’t the slightest intention of quarrelling with
anybody,” he said. “It seems to me the most deplorable waste of time and
energy, besides being very uncomfortable. Let us go in to lunch, Millie;
I have to go out again at two o’clock.”

       *       *       *       *       *

Millie wrote an amiable and insincere little note to Mrs. Altham, which
Major Ames undertook to deliver on his way home, explaining how, since
Elsie had gone to Dresden to perfect herself in the German language, she
herself had become so busy that she did not know which way to turn,
besides missing Elsie very much. She felt, therefore, that since she
would not be able to give as much time as she wished to this very
interesting anti-Suffragette movement, it would be better not to give to
it any time at all. This she wrote directly after her husband had gone
out again, and brought to Major Ames, who was waiting for it. He, too,
had said he would have to be off at once. She gave him the note.

“There it is,” she said; “and so many thanks for leaving it. But you are
not hurrying away at once, are you?”

“Am I not keeping you in?” he asked.

She pulled down the lace blinds over the window that looked into the
street; the October sun, it is true, beat rather hotly into the room,
but the instinct that dictated her action was rather a desire for

“As if I would not sooner sit and talk to you,” she said, “than go out.
I have no one to go out with. I am rather lonely since Elsie has gone,
and I daresay I shall not see Wilfred again till dinner-time. It is
rather amusing that I have just written to Mrs. Altham to say how busy I

He came and sat a little closer to her.

“Upon my word,” he said, “I am in the same boat as you. I haven’t set
eyes on Amy all morning, and this afternoon I know she has a couple of
meetings. It’s extraordinary how this idea of votes for women has taken
hold of her. Not a bad thing, though, as long as she doesn’t go making a
fool of herself in public, and as long as she doesn’t have any more
quarrels with you.”

“What would you have done if she had really wished to quarrel with me
over Mrs. Altham’s league?” she asked.

“Just what I told her. I said I would be no partner to it, and as long
as you would receive me here _en garçon_ I should always come.”

“That was dear of you,” she said softly.

She paused a moment.

“Sometimes I think we made a mistake in coming to settle here,” she
said; “but you know how obstinate Wilfred is, and how little influence I
have with him. But then, again, I think of our friendship. I have not
had many friends. I think, perhaps, I am too shy and timid with people.
When I like them very much I find it difficult to express myself. It is
rather sad not to be able to show what you feel quite frankly. It
prevents your being understood by the people whom you most want to
understand you.”

But beneath this profession of incompetence, it seemed to Major Ames
that there lurked a very efficient strength. He felt himself being
gradually overpowered by a superior force, a force that did not strike
and disable and overbear, but cramped and paralysed the power of its
adversary, enfolding him, clinging to him. There was still something in
him, some part of his will which was hostile and opposed to her: it was
just that which she assailed. And in alliance with that paralysing force
was her attraction and charm--soft, yielding, feminine; the two advanced
side by side, terrible twins.

He did not answer for a moment, and it flashed across his mind that this
cool room, shaded from the street glare by the lace curtains, and
suffused with the greenish glow of the sunlight reflected from the lawn
outside, was like a trap.... She gave a little laugh.

“See how badly I express myself,” she said. “You are puzzling, frowning.
Don’t frown, you look best when you are laughing. I get so tired of
frowning faces. Wilfred so often frowns all dinner-time when he is
thinking over something connected with microbes. And he frowns over his
chess, when he cannot make up his mind whether to exchange bishops. We
play chess every evening.”

Instinctively she had drawn back a little, when she saw he did not
advance to meet her, and spoke as if chess and the pathos of her
dumbness to express friendship were things of equal moment. There was no
calculation about it: it was the expression of one type, the eternal
feminine attracted and wishing to attract. Her descent to these
commonplaces restored his confidence; the room was a trap no longer, but
the pleasant drawing-room he knew so well, with its charming mistress
seated by him. It was almost inevitable that he should contrast the hot
plushes and saddle-bag cushions of his own, its angular chairs and
Axminster carpets with the cool chintzes here, the lace-shrouded
windows, the Persian rugs. More marked was the contrast between the
mistresses of the two houses. Amy had been writing at her davenport a
good deal lately, and her short, stiff back had been the current
picture of her. Here was a woman, dim in the half light, wanting to talk
to him, to make timid confidences, to make him realize how much his
friendship meant to her. His confidence returned with disarming

“Well, I’m sure I should find it dismal enough at home,” he said, “if I
hadn’t somewhere to go to, knowing I should find a welcome. Mind you, I
don’t blame Amy. For years now, when we’ve been alone in the evening,
she has done her work, and I have read the paper, and I daresay we
haven’t said a dozen words till Parker brought in the bedroom candles,
or sometimes we play picquet--for love. But now evenings spent like that
seem to me very prosy and dismal. Perhaps it’s Harrogate that has made
me a bit more supple and youthful, though I’m sure it’s ridiculous
enough that a tough old campaigner like me should feel such things----”

Mrs. Evans put forward her chin, raising her face towards him.

“But why ridiculous?” she asked. “You must be so much younger than dear
Cousin Amy. I wonder--I wonder if she feels that too?”

There was there a very devilish suggestion, the more so because, in
proportion to the suggestion, so very little was stated. It succeeded

“Poor dear Amy!” said he.

He had said that once before, when Cleopatra-Amy was contrasted with
Cleopatra-Millie. But there was a significance in the repetition of it.
Once the assumed identity of character had suggested the comment, now
there was no assumed character. It concerned Millie and Amy themselves.

Mrs. Evans put back her chin.

“I am sure Cousin Amy ought to be very happy,” she said softly. “You are
so devoted to her, and all. I almost think you spoil her, Lyndhurst. It
is all so romantic. Fancy being a woman, and as old as Cousin Amy, and
yet having a young man so devoted. Harry, too!”

Again a billow of confidence tinged with self-appreciation surged over
Major Ames. After all, his wife was much older than him, for he was
still a young man, and his youth was being expanded on sweet-peas and
the garden roller. And he was stirred into a high flight of
philosophical conjecture.

“My God, what a puzzle life is!” he observed.

She rose to this high-water mark.

“And it might be so simple,” she said. “It should be so easy to be

Then Major Ames knew where he was. In one sense he was worthy of the
occasion, in another he did not feel up to all that it implied. He rose

“I had better go,” he said rather hoarsely.

But he had smoked five cigarettes since lunch. The hoarseness might
easily have been the result of this indulgence.

She did not attempt to keep him, nor did she make it incumbent on him to
give her a kiss, however cousinly. She did not even rise, but only
looked up at him from her low chair as she gave him her hand, smiling a
little secretly, as Monna Lisa smiles. But she felt quite satisfied with
their talk; he would think over it, and find fresh signals and private
beckonings in it.

“Come and see me again,” she said. There was a touch of imperativeness
in her tone.

She looked through the lace curtain and saw him go out into the street.
There was something in the gutter of the roadway which he inquired into
with the end of his stick. It looked like a withered bunch of dusty

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Ames, meantime, had lunched at home, and gone off immediately
afterwards, as her husband had conjectured, to a meeting. In the last
month the membership of her league had largely increased, and it was no
longer possible to convene its meetings in her own drawing-room, for it
numbered some fifty persons, including a dozen men of enlightened
principles. Even at first, as has been seen, she had welcomed (thereby
incurring Mrs. Altham’s disapproval) several ladies with whom she did
not usually associate, and now the gathering was entirely independent of
all class distinctions. The wife of the station-master, for instance,
was one of the most active members and walked up and down the platform
with a large rosette of Suffragette colours selling current copies of
the _Clarion_. And no less remarkable than this growth of the league was
the growth of Mrs. Ames. She was neither pompous nor condescending to
those persons whom, a couple of months ago, she would have looked upon
as being barely existent, except if they were all in church, when she
would very probably have shared a hymn-book with any of them, the “Idea”
for which they had assembled galvanizing them, though strictly
temporarily, into the class of existent people. Now, the idea which
brought them together in the commodious warehouse, kindly lent and
sufficiently furnished by Mr. Turner, had given them a permanent
existence, and they were not automatically blotted out of her book of
life the moment these meetings were over, as they would have been so
short a time ago in church, when the last “Amen” was said. The bonds of
her barren and barbaric conventionality were bursting; indeed, it was
not so much that others, not even those of “her class,” were becoming
women to her, as that she was becoming a woman herself. She had scarcely
been one hitherto; she had been a piece of perfect propriety. And how
far she had travelled from her original conception of the Suffragette
movement as suitable to supply a novelty for the autumn that would
eclipse the memory of the Shakespearean ball, may be gathered from the
fact that she no longer took the chair at these meetings, but was an
ordinary member. Mr. Turner had far more experience in the duties of a
chairman: she had herself proposed him and would have seconded him as
well, had such a step been in order.

To-day the meeting was assembled to discuss the part which the league
should take in the forthcoming elections. The Tory Government was at
present in power, and likely to remain in office, while Riseborough
itself was a fairly safe seat for the Tory member, who was Sir James
Westbourne. Before polemical or obstructive measures could be decided
on, it had clearly been necessary to ascertain Sir James’ views on the
subject of votes for women, and to-day his answer had been received and
was read to the meeting. It was as unsatisfactory as it was brief, and
their “obedient servant” had no sympathy with, and so declined to
promise any support to, their cause. Mr. Turner read this out, and laid
it down on his desk.

“Will ladies or gentlemen give us their views on the course we are to
adopt?” he said.

A dozen simultaneously rose, and simultaneously sat down again. The
chairman asked Mrs. Brooks to address the meeting. Another and another
succeeded her, and there was complete unanimity of purpose in their
suggestions. Sir James’ meetings and his speeches to his constituents
must not be allowed to proceed without interruption. If he had no
sympathy with the cause, the cause would show a marked lack of sympathy
with him. Thereafter the league resolved itself into a committee of ways
and means. The President of the Board of Trade was coming to support Sir
James’ candidature at a meeting the date of which was already fixed for
a fortnight hence, and it was decided to make a demonstration in force.
And as the discussion went on, and real practical plans were made, that
strange fascination and excitement at the thought of shouting and
interrupting at a public meeting, of becoming for the first time of some
consequence, began to seethe and ferment. Most of the members were
women, whose lives had been passed in continuous self-repression, who
had been frozen over by the narcotic ice of a completely conventional
and humdrum existence. Many of them were unmarried and already of
middle-age; their natural human instincts had never known the blossoming
and honey which the fulfilment of their natures would have brought. To
the eagerness and sincerity with which they welcomed a work that
demanded justice for their sex, there was added this excitement of doing
something at last. There was an opportunity of expansion, of stepping
out, under the stimulus of an idea, into an experience that was real. In
kind, this was akin to martyrs who rejoiced and sang when the prospects
of prosecution came near; as martyrs for the sake of their faith
thought almost with glee of the rack and the burning, so, minutely, the
very prospect of discomfort and rough handling seemed attractive, if, by
such means, the cause was infinitesimally advanced. To this, a sincere
and wholly laudable desire, was added the more personal stimulus. They
would be doing something, instead of suffering the tedium of passivity,
acting instead of being acted on. For it is only through centuries of
custom that the woman, physically weak and liable to be knocked down,
has become the servant of the other sex. She is fiercer at heart, more
courageous, more scornful of consequences than he; it is only muscular
inferiority of strength that has subdued her into the place that she
occupies, that, and the periods when, for the continuance of the race,
she must submit to months of tender and strong inaction. There she finds
fruition of her nature, and there awakes in her a sweet indulgence for
the strange, childish lust of being master, of parading, in making of
laws and conventions, his adventitious power, of the semblance of
sovereignty that has been claimed by man. At heart she knows that he has
but put a tinsel crown on his head, and robed himself in spangles that
but parody real gold. She lays a woman’s hand on his child-head, and to
please him says, “How wise you are, how strong, how clever.” And the
child is pleased, and loves her for it. And there is her weakness, for
the most dominant thing in her nature is the need of being loved. From
the beginning it must have been so. When Adam’s rib was taken from him
in sleep, he lost more than was left him, and woke to find all his finer
self gone from him. He was left a blundering bumble-bee: to the rib that
was taken from him clung the courage of the lioness, the wisdom of the
serpent, the gentleness of the dove, the cunning of the spider, and the
mysterious charm of the firefly that dances in the dusk. But to that rib
also clung the desire to be loved. Otherwise, in the human race, the
male would be slain yearly like the drone of the hive. But the strange
thing that grew from the rib, like flowers from buried carrion, desired
love. There was its strength and its weakness.

It desired love, and in its desire it suffered all degradation to obtain
it. And no leanness of soul entered into the gratification of its
desire. Only when its desire was pinched and rationed, or when, by the
operation of civilized law, all fruit of desire was denied it, so that
the blossom of sex was made into one unfruitful bud, did revolt come.
Long generations produced the germ, long generations made it active. At
length it swam up to sight, from subaqueous dimnesses, feeble and
violent, conscious of the justice of its cause and demanding justice.
But what helped to make the desire for justice so attractive was the
violence, the escape from self-repression that the demand gave
opportunity for, to many who, all their lives, had been corked or wired
down in comfort, which no woman cares about, or sealed up in
spinsterhood and decorous emptiness of days. There was justice in the
demand, and hysterical excitement in demanding.

       *       *       *       *       *

To others, and in this little league of Riseborough there were many
such, the prospect of making those demands was primarily appalling, and
to none more than to poor Mrs. Ames, when the plan of campaign was
discussed, decided on, and entrusted to the members of the league. It
required almost more courage than the idea was capable of inspiring to
face, even in anticipation, the thought of shouting “Votes for Women”
when good-humoured Cousin James rose and said “Ladies and gentlemen!”
Very possibly, as had often happened in Cousin James’ previous
candidatures, Lyndhurst would wish his wife to ask him and the President
of the Board of Trade to dinner before the meeting, an occasion which
would warrant the materialization of the most sumptuous of all the
dinners tabulated on the printed menu-cards, while sherry would be given
with soup, hock with fish, and a constant flow of champagne be kept up
afterwards, until port time. In that case Cousin James would certainly
ask them to sit on the platform, and they would roll richly to the town
hall in his motor, all blazing with Conservative colours, while she, in
a small bag, would be surreptitiously conveying there her great
Suffragette rosette, and a small steel chain with a padlock. She would
be sitting probably next the Mayor, who would introduce the speakers,
and no doubt refer to “the presence of the fair sex” who graced the
platform. During this she would have to pin her colours on her dress,
chain herself up like Andromeda, snap the patent spring-lock of the
padlock, and when Sir James rose ... her imagination could not grapple
with the picture: it turned sickly away, refusing to contemplate. And
this to a cousin and a guest, who had just eaten the best salt, so to
speak, of her table, from one who all her life had been so perfect a
piece of propriety! She felt far too old a bottle for such new wine.
Sitting surrounded by fellow-crusaders, and infected by the proximity of
their undiluted enthusiasm, it would be difficult enough, but that she
should chain herself, perhaps, to the very leg of the table which Cousin
James would soon thump in the fervour of his oratory, as he announced
all those Tory platitudes in which she so firmly believed, and which she
must so shrilly interrupt, while sitting solitary in the desert of his
sleek and staid supporters, was not only an impossible but an
unthinkable achievement. Whatever horrors fate, that gruesome weaver of
nightmares, might have in store for her, she felt that here was
something that transcended imagination. She could not sit on the
platform with Lyndhurst and Cousin James and the Mayor and Lady
Westbourne, and do what was required of her, for the sake of any
crusade. Curfew, so to speak, would have to ring that night.

She and Lyndhurst were dining alone the evening after this meeting of
“ways and means,” he in that state of mind which she not inaptly
described as “worried” when she felt kind, and “cross” when she felt
otherwise. He had come home hot from his walk, and, having sat in his
room where there was no fire, when evening fell chilly, had had a smart
touch of lumbago. Thus there were clearly two causes for complaint
against Amy, and a third disturbing topic, for there was no shadow of
doubt that it was his bouquet of chrysanthemums that he had found in the
road outside Dr. Evans’ house, and even before the lumbago had produced
its characteristic pessimism, he had been unable to find any encouraging
explanation of this floral castaway.

“I’m sure I don’t know what was the good of my spending all August,” he
said, “in that filthy hole of a Harrogate, at no end of expense, too, if
I’m to be crippled all winter. But you urged me to so strongly: should
never have thought of going there otherwise.”

“My dear, you have only been crippled for half-an-hour at present,” she
observed. “It is a great bore, but if only you will take a good hot bath
to-night, and have a very light dinner, I expect you will be much better
in the morning. Parker, tell them to see that there is plenty of hot
water in the kitchen boiler.”

“It’ll be the only warm thing in the house, if there is,” said he. “My
room was like an ice-house when I came in. Positively like an ice-house.
Enough to give a man pneumonia, let alone lumbago. Soup cold, too.”

“My dear, you should take more care of yourself,” said Mrs. Ames
placidly. “Why did you not light the fire instead of being cold? I’m
sure it was laid.”

“And have it just burning up at dinner-time,” said he, “when I no longer
wanted it.”

It was still early in the course of dinner.

“Light the fire in the drawing-room, Parker,” said Mrs. Ames. “Let there
be a good fire when we come out of dinner.”

“Get roasted alive,” said Major Ames, half to himself, but intending to
be heard.

But Mrs. Ames’ mind had been feasting for weeks past on things which had
a solider existence than her husband’s unreasonable strictures. Since
this new diet had been hers, his snaps and growls had produced no
effect: they often annoyed her into repartee, and as likely as not, a
few months ago, she would have said that his claret seemed a very poor
kind of beverage. But to-night she felt not the smallest desire to
retort. She was very sorry for his lumbago, but felt no inclination to
carry the war into his territories, or to tell him that if people,
perspiring freely, and of gouty habit, choose to sit down without
changing, and get chilly, they must expect reprisal for their

“Then we will open the window, dear,” she said, “if we find we are
frizzling. But I don’t think it will be too hot. Evenings are chilly in
October. Did you have a pleasant lunch, Lyndhurst? Indeed, I don’t know
where you lunched. I ordered curry for you. I sat down at a quarter to
two as you did not come in.”

It was all so infinitesimal ... yet it was the mental diet which had
supported her for years. Perhaps after dinner they would play picquet.
The garden, the kitchen, for years, except for gossip infinitely less
real, these had been the topics. There had been no joy for him in the
beauty of the garden, only a pleased sense of proprietorship, if a rare
plant flowered, or if there were more roses than usual. For her, she had
been vaguely pleased if Lyndhurst had taken two helpings of a dish, and
both of them had been vaguely disquieted if Harry quoted Swinburne.

“I lunched with the Evans’,” he said. “By the way, I met your cousin
James Westbourne this afternoon, when I was on my walk. Extraordinarily
cordial he gets when there’s business ahead that brings him into
Riseborough, and he wants to cadge a dinner or two. It’s little notice
he takes of us the rest of the year, and I’m sure it’s a couple of years
since he so much as sent us a brace of pheasants, and more than that
since he asked me to shoot there. But as I say, when he wants to pick up
a dinner or two in Riseborough, he’s all heartiness, and saying he
doesn’t see half enough of us. He doesn’t seem to strain himself in
trying to see more, and there’s seldom a week-end when he and that
great guy of a wife of his don’t have the house packed with people. I
suppose we’re not smart enough for them, except when it’s convenient to
dine in Riseborough. Then he’s not above drinking a bottle of my

Mrs. Ames was eager in support of her husband.

“I’m sure there’s no call for you to open any more bottles for him, my
dear,” she said. “If Cousin James wants to see us, he can take his turn
in asking us. And Harriet is a great guy, as you say, with her big

Major Ames shrugged his shoulders rather magnificently.

“I’m sure I don’t grudge him his dinner,” he said, “and, in point of
fact, I told him he could come and dine with us before his first
meeting. He’s got some Cabinet Minister with him, and I said he could
bring him too. You might get up a little party, that’s to say if I’m not
in bed with this infernal lumbago. And Cousin James will return our
hospitality by giving us seats on the platform to hear him stamp and
stammer and rant. An infernal bad speaker. Never heard a worse. Wretched
delivery, nothing to say, and says it all fifty times over. Enough to
make a man turn Radical. However, he’ll have made himself at home with
my Mumm, and perhaps he’ll go to sleep himself before he sends us off.”

This, of course, represented the lumbago-view. Major Ames had been
fulsomely cordial to Cousin James, and had himself urged the dinner that
he represented now as being forced on him.

“Have you actually asked him, Lyndhurst?” said Mrs. Ames rather faintly.
“Did he say he would come?”

“Did you ever know your Cousin James refuse a decent dinner?” asked
Lyndhurst. “And he was kind enough to say he would like it at a quarter
past seven. Cool, upon my word! I wish I had asked him if he’d have
thick soup or clear, and if he preferred a wing to a leg. That’s the
sort of thing one never thinks of till afterwards.”

Mrs. Ames was not attending closely: there was that below the surface
which claimed all her mind. Consequently she missed the pungency of this
irony, hearing only the words.

“Cousin James never takes soup at all,” she said. “He told me it always

Major Ames sighed; his lumbago felt less acute, his ill-temper had found
relief in words, and he had long ago discovered that women had no sense
of humour. On the whole, it was gratifying to find the truth of this so
amply endorsed. For the moment it put him into quite a good temper.

“I’m afraid I’ve been grumbling all dinner,” he said. “Shall we go into
the other room? There’s little sense in my looking at the decanters, if
I mayn’t take my glass of port. Eh! That was a twinge!”


“It is no use, Henry,” said Mrs. Altham on that same evening, “telling
me it is all stuff and nonsense, when I’ve seen with my own eyes the
parcel of Suffragette riband being actually directed to Mrs. Brooks; for
pen and ink is pen and ink, when all is said and done. Tapworth measured
off six yards of it on the counter-measure that gives two feet, for he
gave nine lengths of it and put it in paper and directed it. Of course,
if nine lengths of two feet doesn’t make eighteen feet, which is six
yards, I am wrong and you are right, and twice two no longer makes four.
And there were two other parcels already done up of exactly the same
shape. You will see if I am not right. Or do you suppose that Mrs.
Brooks is ordering it just to trim her nightgown with it?”

“I never said anything about Mrs. Brooks’ nightgown,” said Henry, who,
to do him justice, had been goaded into slightly Rabelaisian mood: “I
never thought about Mrs. Brooks’ nightgown. I didn’t know she wore
one--I mean----”

Mrs. Altham made what children would call “a face.” Her eyes grew
suddenly fixed and boiled, and her mouth assumed an acidulated
expression as if with a plethora of lemon-juice. The “face” was due to
the entry of the parlour-maid with the pudding. It was jelly, and was
served in silence. Mrs. Altham waited till the door was quietly closed

“It is not a question of Mrs. Brooks’ nightgown,” she said, “since we
both agree that she would not order six yards of Suffragette riband to
trim it. I spoke sarcastically, Henry, and you interpreted me literally,
as you often do. It was the same at Littlestone in August, when the
bacon was so salt one day that I said to Mrs. Churchill that a little
bacon in the bath would be equivalent to sea-bathing. Upon which you
must needs tell her next morning to send your bacon to the bath-room,
which she did, and there was a plate of bacon on the sponge-tray, so
extraordinary. But all that is beside the point, though what she can
have thought of you I can’t imagine. After all, your gift of being
literal may help you now. Why does Mrs. Brooks want six yards of
Suffragette riband, and why are there two similar parcels on Tapworth’s
counter? If I had had a moment alone I would certainly have looked at
the other addresses, and seen where they were being sent. But young
Tapworth was there all the time--that one with the pince-nez, and the
ridiculous chin--and he put them into the errand-boy’s basket, and told
him to be sharp about it. So I had no chance of seeing.”

“You might have strolled along behind the boy to see where he went,”
suggested Mr. Altham.

“He went on a bicycle,” said Mrs. Altham, “and it is impossible to
stroll behind a boy on a bicycle and hope to get there in time. But he
went up the High Street. I should not in the least wonder if Mrs. Evans
had turned Suffragette, after that note to me about her not having time
to attend the anti-Suffragette meetings.”

“Especially since there was only one,” said Henry, in the literal mood
that had been forced on him, “and nobody came to that. It would not have
sacrificed very much of her time. Not that I ever heard it was

“What she can do with her day I can’t imagine,” said Mrs. Altham, her
mind completely diverted by this new topic. “Her cook told Griffiths
that as often as not she doesn’t go down to the kitchen at all in the
morning, and she’s hardly ever to be seen shopping in the High Street
before lunch, and what with Elsie gone to Dresden, and her husband away
on his rounds all day, she must be glad when it’s bedtime. And she’s a
small sleeper, too, for she told me herself that she considers six hours
a good night, though I expect she sleeps more than she knows, and I
daresay has a nap after lunch as well. Dear me, what were we talking
about? Ah, yes, I was saying I should not wonder if she had turned
Suffragette, though I can’t recall what made me think so.”

“Because Tapworth’s boy went up the High Street on a bicycle,” said Mr.
Altham, who had a great gift of picking out single threads from the
tangle of his wife’s conversation; “though, after all, the High Street
leads to other houses besides Mrs. Evans’. The station, for instance.”

“You seem to want to find fault with everything I say, to-night, Henry.
I don’t know what makes you so contrary. But there it is: I saw eighteen
yards of Suffragette riband being sent out when I happened to be in
Tapworth’s this morning, and I daresay that’s but a tithe of what has
been ordered, though I can’t say as to that, unless you expect me to
stand in the High Street all day and watch. And as to what it all means,
I’ll let you conjecture for yourself, since if I told you what I
thought, you would probably contradict me again.”

It was no wonder that Mrs. Altham was annoyed. She had been thrilled to
the marrow by the parcels of Suffragette riband, and when she
communicated her discovery, Henry, who usually was so sympathetic, had
seen nothing to be thrilled about. But he had not meant to be
unsympathetic, and repaired his error.

“I’m sure, my dear, that you will have formed a very good guess as to
what it means,” he said. “Tell me what you think.”

“Well, if you care to know,” said she, “I think it all points to there
being some demonstration planned, and I for one should not be surprised
if I looked out of the window some morning, and saw Mrs. Ames and Mrs.
Brooks and the rest of them marching down the High Street with ribands
and banners. They’ve been keeping very quiet about it all, at least not
a word of what they’ve been doing has come to my ears, and I consider
that’s a proof that something is going on and that they want to keep it

Mr. Altham’s legal mind cried out to him to put in the plea that a
complete absence of news does not necessarily constitute a proof that
exciting events are occurring, but he rightly considered that such logic
might be taken to be a sign of continued “contrariness.” So he gave an
illogical assent to his wife’s theory.

“Certainly it is odd that nothing more has been heard of it all,” he
said. “I wonder what they are planning. The election coming on so soon,
too! Can they be planning anything in connection with that?”

Mrs. Altham got up, letting her napkin fall on the floor.

“Henry, I believe you have hit it,” she said. “Now what can it be? Let
us go into the drawing-room, and thresh it out.”

But the best threshing-machines in the world cannot successfully fulfil
their function unless there is some material to work upon; they can but
show by their whirling wheels and rattling gear that they are capable of
threshing should anything be provided for them. The poor Althams were
somewhat in this position, for their rations of gossip were sadly
reduced, their two chief sources being cut off from them. For ever since
the mendacious Mrs. Brooks had appeared as Cleopatra, when she had as
good as promised to be Hermione, chill politeness had taken the place of
intimacy between the two houses, since there was no telling what trick
she might not play next, while the very decided line which Mrs. Altham
had taken when she found she was expected to meet people like
tradesmen’s wives had caused a complete rupture in relations with the
Ames’. That Suffragette meetings were going on was certain, else what
sane mind could account for the fact that only to-day a perfect stream
of people, some of them not even known by sight to Mrs. Altham, and
therefore probably of the very lowest origin, with Mrs. Ames and the
wife of the station-master among them, had been seen coming out of Mr.
Turner’s warehouse. It was ridiculous “to tell me” that they had been
all making purchases (nobody had told her), and such a supposition was
thoroughly negatived by the subsequent discovery that the warehouse in
question contained only a quantity of chairs. All this, however, had
been threshed out at tea-time, and the fly-wheels buzzed emptily.
Against the probability of an election-demonstration was the fact that
the Unionist member, to whom these attentions would naturally be
directed, was Mrs. Ames’ cousin, though “cousin” was a vague word, and
Mrs. Altham would not wonder if he was a very distant sort of cousin
indeed. Still, it would be worth while to get tickets anyhow for the
first of Sir James’ meetings, when the President of the Board of Trade
was going to speak, so as to be certain of a good place. _He_ was not
Mrs. Ames’ cousin, so far as Mrs. Altham knew, though she did not
pretend to follow the ramifications of Mrs. Ames’ family.

The fly-wheels were allowed to run on in silence for some little while
after this meagre material had been thoroughly sifted, in case anything
further offered itself; then Mr. Altham proposed another topic.

“You were saying that you wondered how Mrs. Evans got through her time,”
he began.

But there was no need for him to say another word, not any opportunity.

Mrs. Altham stooped like a hawk on the quarry.

“You mean Major Ames,” she said. “I’m sure I never pass the house but
what he’s either going in or coming out, and he does a good deal more of
the going in than of the other, in my opinion.”

Henry penetrated into the meaning of what sounded a rather curious
achievement and corroborated.

“He was there this morning,” he said, “on the doorstep at eleven
o’clock, or it might have been a quarter-past, with a bouquet of
chrysanthemums big enough to do all Mrs. Ames’ decorations at St.
Barnabas. What is the matter, my dear?”

For Mrs. Altham had literally bounced out of her chair, and was pointing
at him a forefinger that trembled with a nameless emotion.

“At a quarter-past one, or a few minutes later,” she said, “that bouquet
was lying in the middle of the road. Let us say twenty minutes past one,
because I came straight home, took off my hat, and was ready for lunch.
It was more like a haystack than a bouquet: I’m sure if I hadn’t stepped
over it, I should have tripped and fallen. And to think that I never
mentioned it to you, Henry! How things piece themselves together, if you
give them a chance! Now did you actually see Major Ames carry it into
the house?”

“The door was opened to him, just as I came opposite,” said Henry
firmly, “and in he went, bouquet and all.”

“Then somebody _must_ have thrown it out again,” said Mrs. Altham.

She held up one hand, and ticked off names on its fingers.

“Who was then in the house?” she said. “Mrs. Evans, Dr. Evans, Major
Ames. Otherwise the servants--how they can find work for six servants in
that house I can’t understand--and servants would never have thrown
chrysanthemums into the street. So we needn’t count the servants. Now
can you imagine Mrs. Evans throwing away a bouquet that Major Ames had
brought her? If so, I envy you your power of imagination. Or----”

She paused a moment.

“Or can there have been a quarrel, and did she tell him she had too
much of him and his bouquets? Or----”

“Dr. Evans,” said Henry.

She nodded portentously.

“Turned out of the house, he and his bouquet,” she said. “Dr. Evans is a
powerful man, and Major Ames, for all his size, is mostly fat. I should
not wonder if Dr. Evans knocked him down. Henry, I have a good mind to
treat Mrs. Ames as if she had not been so insulting to me that day (and
after all that is only Christian conduct) and to take round to her after
lunch to-morrow the book she said she wanted to see last July. I am sure
I have forgotten what it was, but any book will do, since she only wants
it to be thought that she reads. After all, I should be sorry to let
Mrs. Ames suppose that anything she can do should have the power of
putting me out, and I should like to see if she still dyes her hair.
After the chrysanthemums in the road I should not be the least surprised
to be told that Major Ames is ill. Then we shall know all. Dear me, it
is eleven o’clock already, and I never felt less inclined to sleep.”

Henry stepped downstairs to drink a mild whisky and soda after all this
conversation and excitement, but while it was still half drunk, he felt
compelled to run upstairs and tap at his wife’s door.

“I am not coming in, dear,” he said, in answer to her impassioned
negative. “But if you find Major Ames is not ill?”

“No one will be more rejoiced than myself, Henry,” said she, in a
disappointed voice.

Henry went gently downstairs again.

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Ames was at home when the forgiving Mrs. Altham arrived on the
following afternoon, bearing a copy of a book of which there were
already two examples in the house. But she clearly remembered having
wanted to see some book of which they had spoken together, last July,
and it was very kind of Mrs. Altham to have attempted to supply her with
it. Beyond doubt she had ceased to dye her hair, for the usual grey
streaks were apparent in it, a proof (if Mrs. Altham wanted a proof,
which she did not) that artificial means had been resorted to. And even
as Mrs. Altham, with her powerful observation, noticed the difference in
Mrs. Ames’ hair, so also she noticed a difference in Mrs. Ames. She no
longer seemed pompous: there was a kindliness about her which was
utterly unlike her usual condescension, though it manifested itself only
in the trivial happenings of an afternoon call, such as putting a
cushion in her chair, and asking if she found the room, with its
prospering fire, too hot. This also led to interesting information.

“It is scarcely cold enough for a fire to-day,” she said, “but my
husband is laid up with a little attack of lumbago.”

“I am so sorry to hear that,” said Mrs. Altham feverishly. “When did he
catch it?”

“He felt it first last night before dinner. It is disappointing, for he
expected Harrogate to cure him of such tendencies. But it is not very
severe: I have no doubt he will be in here presently for tea.”

Mrs. Altham felt quite convinced he would not, and hastened to glean
further enlightenment.

“You must be very busy thinking of the election,” she said. “I suppose
Sir James is safe to get in. I got tickets for the first of his meetings
this morning.”

“That will be the one at which the President of the Board of Trade
speaks,” said Mrs. Ames. “My cousin and he dine with us first.”

Mrs. Altham determined on more direct questions.

“Really, it must require courage to be a politician nowadays,” she said,
“especially if you are in the Cabinet. Mr. Chilcot has been hardly able
to open his mouth lately without being interrupted by some Suffragette.
Dear me, I hope I have not said the wrong thing! I quite forgot your

“It is certainly a subject that interests me,” said Mrs. Ames, “though
as for saying the wrong thing, dear Mrs. Altham, why, the world would be
a very dull place if we all agreed with each other. But I think it
requires just as much courage for a woman to get up at a meeting and
interrupt. I cannot imagine myself being bold enough. I feel I should be
unable to get on my feet, or utter a word. They must be very much in
earnest, and have a great deal of conviction to nerve them.”

This was not very satisfactory; if anything was to be learned from it,
it was that Mrs. Ames was but a tepid supporter of the cause. But what
followed was still more vexing, for the parlour-maid announced Mrs.

“So sorry to hear about Major Ames, dear cousin Amy,” she said. “Wilfred
told me he had been to see him.”

Mrs. Ames made a kissing-pad, so to speak, of her small toad’s face, and
Millie dabbed her cheek on it.

“Dear Millie, how nice of you to call! Parker, tell the Major that tea
is ready and that Mrs. Evans and Mrs. Altham are here.”

But by the time Major Ames arrived Mrs. Altham was there no longer. She
was thoroughly disgusted with the transformation into chaff of all the
beautiful grain that they had taken the trouble to thresh out the night
before. She summed it up succinctly to her husband when he came back
from his golf.

“I don’t believe the Suffragettes are going to do anything at all,
Henry,” she said, “and I shouldn’t wonder if these chrysanthemums had
nothing to do with anybody. The only thing is that her hair is dyed,
because it was all speckled with grey again as thickly as yours, and I
declare I left _The Safety of the Race_ behind me, instead of bringing
it back again, as I meant to do.”

Henry, who had won his match at golf, was naturally optimistic.

“Then you didn’t actually see Major Ames?” he asked.

“No, but there was no longer any doubt about it all,” she said. “I do
not think I am unduly credulous, but it was clear there was nothing the
matter with him except a touch of lumbago. And all this Suffragette
business means nothing at all, in spite of the yards of riband. You may
take my word for it.”

“Then there will be no point in going to Sir James’ meeting,” said
Henry, “though the President of the Board of Trade is going to speak.”

“Not unless you want to hear the biggest windbag in the country
buttering up the greatest prig in the county. I should be sorry to waste
my time over it; and he is dining with the Ames’, and so I suppose all
there will be to look at will be the row of them on the platform, all
swollen with one of Mrs. Ames’ biggest dinners. We might have gone to
bed at our usual time last night, for all the use that there has been
in our talk. And it was you saw the chrysanthemums, from which you
expected so much and thought it worth while to tell me about them.”

And Henry felt too much depressed at the utter flatness of all that had
made so fair a promise, to enter any protest against the palpable
injustice of these conclusions.

       *       *       *       *       *

Major Ames’ lumbago was of the Laodicean sort, neither hot nor cold. It
hung about, occasionally stabbing him shrewdly, at times retreating in
the Parthian mode, so that he was encouraged to drink a glass of port,
upon which it shot at him again, and he had to get back to his stew of
sloppy diet and depressing reflections. Most of all, the relations into
which he had allowed himself to drift with regard to Millie filled him
with a timorous yet exultant agitation, but he almost, if not quite,
exaggerated his indisposition, in order to escape from the
responsibility of deciding what should come of it. Damp and boisterous
weather made it prudent for him to keep to the house, and she came to
see him daily. Behind her demure quietness he divined a mind that was
expectant and sure: there was no doubt as to her view of the situation
that had arisen between them. She had played with the emotions of others
once too often, and was caught in the agitation which she had so often
excited without sharing in it. Mrs. Ames was generally present at these
visits, but when it was quite certain that she was not looking, Millie
often raised her eyes to his, and this disconcerting conviction lurked
behind them. Her speech was equally disconcerting, for she would say,
“It will be nice when you are well again,” in a manner that quite belied
the commonplace words. And this force that lay behind strangely
controlled him. Involuntarily, almost, he answered her signals, gave
himself the lover-like privilege of seeming to understand all that was
not said. All the time, too, he perfectly appreciated the bad taste of
the affair--namely, that a woman who was in love with him, and to whom
he had given indications of the most unmistakable kind that he was on
her plane of emotion, should play these unacted scenes in his wife’s
house, coming there to make pass his invalid hours, and that he should
take his part in them. It was common, and he could not but contrast that
commonness with the unconsciousness of his wife. Occasionally he was
inclined to think, “Poor Amy, how little she sees,” but as often it
occurred to him that she was too big to be aware of such smallnesses as
he and Milly were guilty of. And, in reality, the truth lay between
these extreme views. She was not too big to be aware of it; she was
quite aware of it, but she was big enough to appear too big to be aware
of it. She watched, and scorned herself for her watching. She fed
herself with suspicions, but was robust enough to spew them forth again.
Also, and this allowed the robuster attitude to flourish, she was
concerned with a nightmare of her own which daily grew more vivid and

A decade of streaming October days passed in this trying atmosphere of
suspicion and uncertainty and apprehension. Of the three of them it was
Major Ames who was most thoroughly ill at ease, for he had no
inspiration which enabled him to bear this sordid martyrdom. He divined
that Millie was evolving some situation in which he would be expected
to play a very prominent part, and such ardour as was his he felt not to
be of the adequate temperature, and he looked back over the peaceful
days when his garden supplied him not only with flowers, but with the
most poignant emotions known to his nature, almost with regret. It had
all been so peaceful and pleasant in that land-locked harbour, and now
she, like a steam-tug, was slowly towing him out past the pier-head into
a waste of breakers. Strictly speaking, it was possible for him at any
moment to cast the towing-rope off and return to his quiet anchorage,
but he was afraid he lacked the moral power to do so. He had let her
throw the rope aboard him, he had helped to attach it to the bollard,
thinking, so to speak, that he was the tug and she the frail little
craft. But that frail little craft had developed into an engined
apparatus, and it was his turn to be towed, helpless and at least
unwilling, and wholly uninspired. The others, at any rate, had
inspiration to warm their discomfort: Mrs. Ames the sense of justice and
sisterhood which was leavening her dumpy existence, Mrs. Evans the fire
which, however strange and illicit are its burnings, however common and
trivial the material from which it springs, must still be called love.

       *       *       *       *       *

It was the evening of Sir James’ first meeting, and Mrs. Ames at six
o’clock was satisfying herself that nothing had been omitted in the
preparations for dinner. The printed menu cards were in place,
announcing all that was most sumptuous; the requisite relays of knives,
spoons and forks were on the sideboard; the plates of opalescent glass
for ice were to hand, and there was no longer anything connected with
this terrible feast, that to her had the horror of a murderer’s
breakfast on the last morning of his life, which could serve to distract
her mind any more. Millie was to dine with them and with them come to
the meeting, but just now it did not seem to matter in the slightest
what Millie did. All day Mrs. Ames had been catching at problematic
straws that might save her: it was possible that Mr. Chilcot would be
seized with sudden indisposition, and the meeting be postponed. But she
herself had seen him drive by in Cousin James’ motor, looking
particularly hearty. Or Cousin James might catch influenza: Lady
Westbourne already had it, and it was pleasantly infectious. Or
Lyndhurst might get an attack of really acute lumbago, but instead he
felt absolutely well again to-day, and had even done a little
garden-rolling. One by one these bright possibilities had been
extinguished--now no reasonable anchor remained except that dinner would
acutely disagree with her (and that was hardly likely, since she felt
incapable of eating anything) or that the motor which was to take them
to the town hall would break down.

At half-past six she went upstairs to dress; she would thus secure a
quarter of an hour before the actual operation of decking herself began,
in which to be alone and really face what was going to happen. It was no
use trying to face it in one piece: taken all together the coming
evening had the horror and unreality of nightmare brooding over it. She
had to take it moment by moment from the time when she would welcome her
guests, whom, so it seemed to her, she was then going to betray, till
the time when, perhaps four hours from now, she would be back again
here in her room, and everything that had happened had woven itself into
the woolly texture of the past, in place of being in the steely,
imminent future. There was dinner to be gone through; that was only
tolerable to think of because of what was to follow: in itself it would
please her to entertain her cousin and so notable a man as a Cabinet
Minister. Clearly, then, she must separate dinner from the rest, and
enjoy it independently. But when she went down to dinner she must have
left here in readiness the little black velvet bag ... that was not so
pleasant to think of. Yet the little black velvet bag had nothing to do
yet. Then there would follow the drive to the town hall: that would not
be unpleasant: in itself she would rather enjoy the stir and pomp of
their arrival. Sir James would doubtless say to the scrutinizing
doorkeeper, “These ladies are with me,” and they would pass on amid
demonstrations of deference. Probably there would be a little procession
on to the platform ... the Mayor would very likely lead the way with
her, her and her little black velvet bag....

       *       *       *       *       *

And then poor Mrs. Ames suddenly felt that if she thought about it any
more she would have a nervous collapse. And at that thought her
inspiration, so to speak, reached out a cool, firm hand to her. At any
cost she was going through with this nightmare for the sake of that
which inspired it. It was no use saying it was pleasant, nor was it
pleasant to have a tooth out. But any woman with the slightest
self-respect, when once convinced that it was better to have the tooth
out, went to the dentist at the appointed hour, declined gas (Mrs. Ames
had very decided opinions about those who made a fuss over a little
pain), opened her mouth, and held the arms of the chair very firmly. One
wanted something to hold on to at these moments. She wondered what she
would find to hold on to this evening. Perhaps the holding on would be
done by somebody else--a policeman, for instance.

There was one more detail to attend to before dressing, and she opened
the little black velvet bag. In it were two chains--light, but of steel:
they had been sold her with the gratifying recommendation that either of
them alone would hold a mastiff, which was more than was required. One
was of such length as to go tightly round her waist: a spring lock with
hasp passing through the last link of it, closing with an internal snap,
obviated the necessity of a key. This she proposed to put on below the
light cloak she wore before they started. The second chain was rather
longer but otherwise similar. It was to be passed through the one
already in place on her waist, and round the object to which she desired
to attach herself. Another snap lock made the necessary connection.

She saw that all was in order and, putting the big Suffragette rosette
on top of the other apparatus, closed the bag: it was useless to try to
accustom herself to it by looking; she might as well inspect the
dentist’s forceps, hoping thus to mollify their grip. Cloak and little
velvet bag she would leave here and come up for them after dinner. And
already the quarter of an hour was over, and it was time to dress.

The daring rose-coloured silk was to be worn on this occasion, and she
hoped that it would not experience any rough treatment. Yet it hardly
mattered: after to-night she would very likely never care to set eyes on
it again, and emphatically Lyndhurst would find it full of disagreeable
associations. And then she felt suddenly and acutely sorry for him and
for the amazement and chagrin that he was about to feel. He could not
fail to be burningly ashamed of her, to choke with rage and
mortification. Perhaps it would bring on another attack of lumbago,
which she would intensely regret. But she did not anticipate feeling in
the least degree ashamed of herself. But she intensely wished it had not
got to be.

And now she was ready: the rose-coloured silk glowed softly in the
electric light, the pink satin shoes which “went with it” were on her
plump, pretty little feet, the row of garnets was clasped round her
neck. There was a good deal of colour in her face, and she was pleased
to see she looked so well. The last time she had worn all these fine
feathers was on the evening she returned home with brown hair and
softened wrinkles from Overstrand. That was not a successful evening: it
seemed that the rose-coloured silk was destined to shine on inauspicious
scenes. But now she was ready: this was her last moment alone. And she
plumped down on her knees by the bedside, in a sudden access of despair
at what lay before her, and found her lips involuntarily repeating the
words that were used in the hugest and most holy agony that man’s spirit
has ever known, when for one moment He felt that even He could not face
the sacrifice of Himself or to drink of the cup. But next moment she
sprang from her knees again, her face all aflame with the shame at her
paltriness. “You wretched little coward!” she said to herself. “How dare

Dinner, that long expensive dinner, brought with it trouble
unanticipated by Mrs. Ames. Mr. Chilcot, it appeared, was a teetotaler
at all times, and never ate anything but a couple of poached eggs before
he made a speech. He was also, owing to recent experiences, a little
nervous about Suffragettes, and required reiterated assurances that
unaccountable females had not been seen about.

“It’s true that a week or two ago I received a letter asking me my
views,” said Sir James, “but I wrote a fairly curt reply, and have heard
nothing more about it. My agent’s pretty wide awake. He would have known
if there was likely to be any disturbance. No thanks, Major, one glass
of champagne is all I allow myself before making a speech. Capital wine,
I know; I always say you give one the best glass of wine to be had in
Kent. How’s time, by the way? Ah, we’ve got plenty of time yet.”

“I like to have five minutes’ quiet before going on to the platform,”
said Mr. Chilcot.

“Yes, that will be all right. Perhaps we might have the motor five
minutes earlier, Cousin Amy. No, no sweetbread thanks. Dear me, what a
great dinner you are giving us.”

An awful and dismal atmosphere descended. Mr. Chilcot, thinking of his
speech, frowned at his poached eggs, and, when they were finished, at
the table-cloth. Cousin James refused dish after dish, Mrs. Ames felt
herself incapable of eating, and Major Ames and Mrs. Evans, who was
practically a vegetarian, were left to do the carousing. Wines went
round untouched, silences grew longer, and an interminable succession of
dishes failed to tempt anybody except Major Ames. At this rate, not one,
but a whole series of luncheon-parties would be necessary to finish up
the untouched dainties of this ill-starred dinner. Outside, a brisk
tattoo of rain beat on the windows, and the wind having got up, the fire
began to smoke, and Mr. Chilcot to cough. A readjustment of door and
window mended this matter, but sluiced Cousin James in a chilly draught.
Mr. Chilcot brightened up a little as coffee came round, but the coffee
was the only weak spot in an admirable repast, being but moderately
warm. He put it down. Mrs. Ames tried to repair this error.

“I’m afraid it is not hot enough,” she said. “Parker, tell them to heat
it up at once.”

Cousin James looked at his watch.

“Really, I think we ought to be off,” he said. “I’m sure they can get a
cup of coffee for Mr. Chilcot from the hotel. We might all go together
unless you have ordered something, Cousin Amy. The motor holds five

       *       *       *       *       *

A smart, chill October rain was falling, and they drove through blurred
and disconsolate streets. A few figures under umbrellas went swiftly
along the cheerless pavements, a crowd of the very smallest dimensions,
scarce two deep across the pavement opposite the town hall, watched the
arrival of those who were attending the meeting. There was an
insignificant queue of half-a-dozen carriages awaiting their
disembarkments, but as the hands of the town hall clock indicated that
the meeting was not timed to begin for twenty minutes yet, even Mr.
Chilcot could not get agitated about the possibility of a cup of coffee
before his effort. Through the rain-streaked windows Mrs. Ames could see
how meagre, owing no doubt to the inclement night, was the assembly of
the ticket-holders. It was possible, of course, that crowds might soon
begin to arrive, but Riseborough generally made a point of being in its
place in plenty of time, and she anticipated a sparsely attended room.
Mrs. Brooks hurried by in mackintosh and goloshes, the cheerful Turner
family, who were just behind them in a cab, dived into the wet night,
and emerged again under the awning. Mrs. Currie (wife of the
station-master), with her Suffragette rosette in a paper parcel, had a
friendly word with a policeman at the door, and at these sights, since
they indicated a forcible assemblage of the league, she felt a little
encouraged. Then the car moved on and stopped again opposite the awning,
and their party dismounted.

A bustling official demanded their tickets, and was summarily thrust
aside by another, just as bustling but more enlightened, who had
recognized Sir James, and conducted them all to the Mayor’s parlour,
where that dignitary received them. There was coffee already provided,
and all anxiety on that score was removed. Mr. Chilcot effaced himself
in a corner with his cup and his notes, while the others, notably Sir
James, behaved with that mixture of social condescension and official
deference which appears to be the right attitude in dealing with mayors.
Then the Mayoress said, “George, dear, it has gone the half-hour; will
you escort Mrs. Ames?”

George asked Mrs. Ames if he might have the honour, and observed--

“We shall have but a thin meeting, I am afraid. Most inclement for

Mrs. Ames pulled her cloak a little closer round her, in order to hide
a chain that was more significant than the Mayor’s, and felt the little
black velvet bag beating time to her steps against her knee.

They walked through the stark bare passages, with stone floors that
exuded cold moisture in sympathy with the wetness of the evening, and
came out into a sudden blaze of light.

A faint applause from nearly empty benches heralded their appearance,
and they disposed themselves on a row of plush arm-chairs behind a long
oak table. The Mayor sat in the centre, to right and left of him Sir
James and Mr. Chilcot. Just opposite Mrs. Ames was a large table-leg,
which had for her the significance of the execution-shed.

She put her bag conveniently on her knees, and quietly unloosed the
latch that fastened it. There were no more preparations to be made just
yet, since the chain was quite ready, and in a curious irresponsible
calm she took further note of her surroundings. Scarcely a hundred
people were there, all told, and face after face, as she passed her eyes
down the seats, was friendly and familiar. Mrs. Currie bowed, and the
Turner family, in a state of the pleasantest excitement, beamed; Mrs.
Brooks gave her an excited hand-wave. They were all sitting in
encouraging vicinity to each other, but she was alone, as on the
inexorable seas, while they were on the pier.... Then the Mayor cleared
his throat.

       *       *       *       *       *

It had been arranged that the Mayor was to be given an uninterrupted
hearing, for he was the local grocer, and it had, perhaps, been tacitly
felt that he might adopt retaliatory measures in the inferior quality of
the subsequent supplies of sugar. He involved himself in sentences that
had no end, and would probably have gone on for ever, had he not, with
commendable valour, chopped off their tails when their coils threatened
to strangle him, and begun again. The point of it all was that they had
the honour to welcome the President of the Board of Trade and Sir James
Westbourne. Luckily, the posters, with which the town had been placarded
for the last fortnight, corroborated the information, and no reasonable
person could any longer doubt it.

He was rejoiced to see so crowded an assembly met together--this was not
very happy, but the sentence had been carefully thought out, and it was
a pity not to reproduce it--and was convinced that they would all spend
a most interesting and enjoyable evening, which would certainly prove to
be epoch-making. Politics were taken seriously in Riseborough, and it
was pleasant to see the gathering graced by so many members of the fair
sex. He felt he had detained them all quite long enough (no) and he
would detain them no longer (yes), but call on the Right Honourable Mr.
Chilcot (cheers).

As Mr. Chilcot rose, Mr. Turner rose also, and said in a clear, cheerful
voice, “Votes for Women.” He had a rosette, pinned a little crookedly,
depending from his shoulder. Immediately his wife and daughter rose too,
and in a sort of Gregorian chant said, “Women’s rights,” and a rattle of
chains made a pleasant light accompaniment. From beneath her seat Mrs.
Currie produced a banner trimmed with the appropriate colours, on which
was embroidered “Votes for Women.” But the folds clung dispiritingly
together: there was never a more dejected banner. Two stalwart porters
whom she had brought with her also got up, wiped their mouths with the
backs of their hands, and said in low, hoarse tones, “Votes for Women.”

This lasted but a few seconds, and there was silence again. It was
impossible to imagine a less impressive demonstration: it seemed the
incarnation of ineffectiveness. Mr. Chilcot had instantly sat down when
it began, and, though he had cause to be shy of Suffragettes, seemed
quite undisturbed; he was smiling good-naturedly, and for a moment
consulted his notes again. And then, suddenly, Mrs. Ames realized that
she had taken no share in it; it had begun so quickly, and so quickly
ended, that for the time she had merely watched. But then her blood and
her courage came back to her: it should not be her fault, in any case,
if the proceedings lacked fire. The Idea, all that had meant so much to
her during these last months, seemed to stand by her, asking her aid.
She opened the little black velvet bag, pinned on her rosette, passed
the second chain (strong enough to hold a mastiff) through the first,
and round the leg of the table in front of her, heard the spring lock
click, and rose to her feet, waving her hand.

“Votes for Women!” she cried. “Votes for Women. Hurrah!”

Instantly every one on the platform turned to her: she saw Lyndhurst’s
inflamed and astonished face, with mouth fallen open in incredulous
surprise, like a fish in an aquarium: she saw Cousin James’ frown of
distinguished horror. Mrs. Evans looked as if about to laugh, and the
Mayoress said, “Lor’!” Mr. Chilcot turned round in his seat, and his
good-humored smile faded, leaving an angry fighting face. But all this
hostility and amazement, so far from cowing or silencing her, seemed
like a draught of wine. “Votes for Women!” she cried again.

At that the cry was taken up in earnest: by a desperate effort Mrs.
Currie unfurled her banner, so that it floated free, her porters roared
out their message with the conviction they put into their announcements
to a stopping train that this was Riseborough, the Turner family
gleefully shouted together: Mrs. Brooks, unable to adjust her rosette,
madly waved it, and a solid group of enthusiasts just below the platform
emitted loud and militant cries. All that had been flat and lifeless a
moment before was inspired and vital. And Mrs. Ames had done it. For a
moment she had nothing but glory in her heart.

Mr. Chilcot leaned over the table to her.

“I had no idea,” he said, “when I had the honour of dining with you that
you proposed immediately afterwards to treat me with such gross

“Votes for Women!” shouted Mrs. Ames again.

This time the cry was less vehemently taken up, for there was nothing to
interrupt. Mr. Chilcot conferred a moment quietly with Sir James, and
Mrs. Ames saw that Lyndhurst and Mrs. Evans were talking together: the
former was spluttering with rage, and Mrs. Evans had laid her slim,
white-gloved hand on his knee, in the attempt, it appeared, to soothe
him. At present the endeavour did not seem to be meeting with any
notable measure of success. Even in the midst of her excitement, Mrs.
Ames thought how ludicrous Lyndhurst’s face was; she also felt sorry for
him. As well, she had the sense of this being tremendous fun: never in
her life had she been so effective, never had she even for a moment
paralysed the plans of other people. But she was doing that now; Mr.
Chilcot had come here to speak, and she was not permitting him to. And
again she cried “Votes for Women!”

An inspector of police had come on to the platform, and after a few
words with Sir James, he vaulted down into the body of the hall. Next
moment, some dozen policemen tramped in from outside, and immediately
afterwards the Turner family, still beaming, were being trundled down
the gangway, and firmly ejected. Sundry high notes and muffled shoutings
came from outside, but after a few seconds they were dumb, as if a tap
had been turned off. There was a little more trouble with Mrs. Currie,
but a few smart tugs brought away the somewhat flimsy wooden rail to
which she had attached herself, and she was taken along in a sort of
tripping step, like a cheerful dancing bear, with her chains jingling
round her, after the Turners, and quietly put out into the night. Then
Sir James came across to Mrs. Ames.

“Cousin Amy,” he said, “you must please give us your word to cause no
more disturbance, or I shall tell a couple of men to take you away.”

“Votes for Women!” shouted Mrs. Ames again. But the excitement which
possessed her was rapidly dying, and from the hall there came no
response except very audible laughter.

“I am very sorry,” said Cousin James.

And then with a sudden overwhelming wave, the futility of the whole
thing struck her. What had she done? She had merely been extremely rude
to her two guests, had seriously annoyed her husband, and had aroused
perfectly justifiable laughter. General Fortescue was sitting a few
rows off: he was looking at her through his pince-nez, and his red,
good-humoured face was all a-chink with smiles. Then two policemen, one
of whom had his beat in St. Barnabas Road, vaulted up on to the
platform, and several people left their places to look on from a more
advantageous position.

“Beg your pardon, ma’am,” said the St. Barnabas policeman, touching his
helmet with imperturbable politeness. “She’s chained up too, Bill.”

Bill was a slow, large, fatherly-looking man, and examined Mrs. Ames’
fetters. Then a broad grin broke out over his amiable face.

“It’s only just passed around the table-leg,” he said. “Hitch up the
table-leg, mate, and slip it off.”

It was too true ... patent lock and mastiff-holding chain were slipped
down the table-leg, and Mrs. Ames, with the fatherly-looking policeman
politely carrying her chains and the little velvet bag, was gently and
inevitably propelled through the door which, a quarter of an hour ago,
she had entered escorted by the Mayor, and down the stone passage and
out into the dripping street. The rain fell heavily on to the
rose-coloured silk dress, and the fatherly policeman put her cloak,
which had half fallen off, more shelteringly round her.

“Better have a cab, ma’am, and go home quietly,” he said. “You’ll catch
cold if you stay here, and we can’t let you in again, begging your
pardon, ma’am.”

Mrs. Ames looked round: Mrs. Currie was just crossing the road,
apparently on her way home, and a carriage drove off containing the
Turner family. A sense of utter failure and futility possessed her: it
was cold and wet, and a chilly wind flapped the awning, blowing a
shower of dripping raindrops on to her. The excitement and courage that
had possessed her just now had all oozed away: nothing had been
effected, unless to make herself ridiculous could be counted as an

“Call a cab for the lady, Bill,” said her policeman soothingly.

This was soon summoned, and Bill touched his helmet as she got in, and
before closing the door pulled up the window for her. The cabman also
knew her, and there was no need to give him her address. The rain
pattered on the windows and on the roof, and the horse splashed briskly
along through the puddles in the roadway.

Parker opened the door to her, surprised at the speediness of her

“Why, ma’am!” she exclaimed, “has anything happened?”

“No, nothing, Parker,” said she, feeling that a dreadful truth underlay
her words. “Tell the Major, when he comes in, that I have gone to bed.”

She looked for a moment into the dining-room. So short a time had passed
that the table was not yet cleared: the printed menu-cards had been
collected, but the coffee, which had not been hot enough, still stood
untasted in the cups, and the slices of pineapple, cut, but not eaten,
were ruinously piled together. The thought of all the luncheons that
would be necessary to consume all this expensive food made her feel
sick.... These little things had assumed a ridiculous size to her mind;
that which had seemed so big was pitifully dwindled. She felt
desperately tired, and cold and lonely.


“And what’s to be done now?” said Major Ames, chipping his bacon high
into the air above his plate. “If you didn’t hear me, I said, ‘What’s to
be done now?’ I don’t know how you can look Riseborough in the face
again, and, upon my word, I don’t see how I can. They’ll point at me in
the street, and say, ‘That’s Major Ames, whose wife made a fool of
herself.’ That’s what you did, Amy. You made a fool of yourself. And
what was the good of it all? Are you any nearer getting the vote than
before, because you’ve screamed ‘Votes for Women’ a dozen times? You’ve
only given a proof the more of how utterly unfit you are to have
anything at all of your own, let alone a vote. I passed a sleepless
night with thinking of your folly, and I feel infernally unwell this

This clearly constituted a climax, and Mrs. Ames took advantage of the
rhetorical pause that followed.

“Nonsense, Lyndhurst,” she said; “I heard you snoring.”

“It’s enough to make a man snore,” he said. “Snore, indeed! Why couldn’t
you even have told me that you were going to behave like a silly
lunatic, and if I couldn’t have persuaded you to behave sanely, I could
have stopped away, instead of looking on at such an exhibition? Every
one will suppose I must have known about it, and have countenanced you.
I’ve a good mind to write to the _Kent Chronicle_ and say that I was
absolutely ignorant of what you were going to do. You’ve disgraced us;
that’s what you’ve done.”

He took a gulp of tea, imprudently, for it was much hotter than he

“And now I’ve burned my mouth!” he said.

Mrs. Ames put down her napkin, left her seat, and came and stood by him.

“I am sorry you are so much vexed,” she said, “but I can’t and I won’t
discuss anything with you if you talk like that. You are thinking about
nothing but yourself, whether you are disgraced, and whether you have
had a bad night.”

“Certainly you don’t seem to have thought about me,” he said.

“As a matter of fact I did,” she said. “I knew you would not like it,
and I was sorry. But do you suppose I liked it? But I thought most about
the reason for which I did it.”

“You did it for notoriety,” said Major Ames, with conviction. “You
wanted to see your name in the papers, as having interrupted a Cabinet
Minister’s speech. You won’t even have that satisfaction, I am glad to
say. Your cousin James, who is a decent sort of fellow after all, spoke
to the reporters last night and asked them to leave out all account of
the disturbance. They consented; they are decent fellows too; they
didn’t want to give publicity to your folly. They were sorry for you,
Amy; and how do you like half-a-dozen reporters at a pound a week being
sorry for you? Your cousin James was equally generous. He bore no malice
to me, and shook hands with me, and said he saw you were unwell when he
sat down to dinner. But when a man of the world, as your Cousin James
is, says he thinks that a woman is unwell, I know what he means. He
thought you were intoxicated. Drunk, in fact. That’s what he thought. He
thought you were drunk. My wife drunk. And it was the kindest
interpretation he could have put upon it. Mad or drunk. He chose drunk.
And he hoped I should be able to come over some day next week and help
him to thin out the pheasants. Very friendly, considering all that had

Mrs. Ames moved slightly away from him.

“Do you mean to go?” she asked.

“Of course I mean to go. He shows a very generous spirit, and I think I
can account for the highest of his rocketters. He wants to smoothe
things over and be generous, and all that--hold out the olive branch. He
recognizes that I’ve got to live down your folly, and if it’s known that
I’ve been shooting with him, it will help us. Forgive and forget, hey? I
shall just go over there, _en garçon_, and will patch matters up. I dare
say he’ll ask you over again some time. He doesn’t want to be hard on
you. Nor do I, I am sure. But there are things no man can stand. A man’s
got to put his foot down sometimes, even if he puts it down on his wife.
And if I was a bit rough with you just now, you must realize, Amy, you
must realize that I felt strongly, strongly and rightly. We’ve got to
live down what you have done. Well, I’m by you. We’ll live it down
together. I’ll make your peace with your cousin. You can trust me.”

These magnificent assurances failed to dazzle Mrs. Ames, and she made no
acknowledgement of them. Instead, she went back rather abruptly and
inconveniently to a previous topic.

“You tell me that Cousin James believed I was drunk,” she said. “Now you
knew I was not. But you seem to have let it pass.”

Major Ames felt that more magnanimous assurances might be in place.

“There are some things best passed over,” he said. “Let sleeping dogs
lie. I think the less we talk about last night the better. I hope I am
generous enough not to want to rub it in, Amy, not to make you more
uncomfortable than you are.”

Mrs. Ames sat down in a chair by the fireplace. A huge fire burned
there, altogether disproportionate to the day, and she screened her face
from the blaze with the morning paper. Also she made a mental note to
speak to Parker about it.

“You are making me very uncomfortable indeed, Lyndhurst,” she said; “by
not telling me what I ask you. Did you let it pass, when you saw James
thought I was drunk?”

“Yes; he didn’t say so in so many words. If he had said so, well, I dare
say I should have--have made some sort of answer. And, mind you, it was
no accusation he made against you; he made an excuse for you!”

Mrs. Ames’ small, insignificant face grew suddenly very firm and fixed.

“We do not need to go into that,” she said. “You saw he thought I was
drunk, and said nothing. And after that you mean to go over and shoot
his pheasants. Is that so?”

“Certainly it is. You are making a mountain out of----”

“I am making no mountain out of anything. Personally, I don’t believe
Cousin James thought anything of the kind. What matters is that you let
it pass. What matters is that I should have to tell you that you must
apologize to me, instead of your seeing it for yourself.”

Major Ames got up, pushing his chair violently back.

“Well, here’s a pretty state of things,” he cried; “that you should be
telling me to apologize for last night’s degrading exhibition! I wonder
what you’ll be asking next? A vote of thanks from the Mayor, I shouldn’t
wonder, and an illuminated address. You teaching me what I ought to do!
I should have thought a woman would have been only too glad to trust to
her husband, if he was so kind, as I have been, as to want to get her
out of the consequences of her folly. And now it’s you who must sit
there, opposite a fire fit to roast an ox, and tell me I must apologize.
Apologies be damned! There! It’s not my habit to swear, as you well
know, but there are occasions---- Apologies be damned!”

And a moment later the house shook with the thunder of the slammed front

       *       *       *       *       *

Mrs. Ames sat for a couple of minutes exactly where she was, still
shielding her face from the fire. She felt all the chilling effects of
the reaction that follows on excitement, whether the excitement is
rapturous or as sickening as last night’s had been, but not for a moment
did she regret her share either in the events of the evening before or
in the sequel of this morning. Last night had ended in utter fiasco, but
she had done her best; this morning’s talk had ended in a pretty sharp
quarrel, but again she found it impossible to reconsider her share in
it. Humanly she felt beaten and ridiculed and sick at heart, but not
ashamed. She had passed a sleepless night, and was horribly tired, with
that tiredness that seems to sap all pluck and power of resistance, and
gradually her eyes grew dim, and the difficult meagre tears of middle
age, which are so bitter, began to roll down her cheeks, and the hard
inelastic sobs to rise in her throat.... Yet it was no use sitting here
crying, lunch and dinner had to be ordered whether she felt unhappy or
not; she had to see how extensive was the damage done to her pink satin
shoes by the wet pavements last night; she had to speak about this
ox-roasting fire. Also there was appointed a Suffragette meeting at Mr.
Turner’s house for eleven o’clock, at which past achievements and future
plans would be discussed. She had barely time to wash her face, for it
was unthinkable that Parker or the cook should see she had been crying,
and get through her household duties, before it was time to start.

She dried her eyes and went to the window, through which streamed the
pale saffron-coloured October sunshine. All the stormy trouble of the
night had passed, and the air sparkled with “the clear shining after
rain.” But the frost of a few nights before had blackened the autumn
flowers, and the chill rain had beaten down the glory of her husband’s
chrysanthemums, so that the garden-beds looked withered and dishevelled,
like those whose interest in life is finished, and who no longer care
what appearance they present. The interest of others in them seemed to
be finished also; it was not the gardener’s day here, for he only came
twice in the week, and Major Ames, who should have been assiduous in
binding up the broken-stemmed, encouraging the invalids, and clearing
away the havoc wrought by the storm, had left the house. Perhaps he had
gone to the club, perhaps even now he was trying to make light of it
all. She could almost hear him say, “Women get queer notions into their
heads, and the notions run away with them, bless them. You’ll take a
glass of sherry with me, General, won’t you? Are you by any chance going
to Sir James’ shoot next week? I’m shooting there one day.” Or was he
talking it over somewhere else, perhaps not making light of it? She did
not know; all she knew was that she was alone, and wanted somebody who
understood, even if he disagreed. It did not seem to matter that
Lyndhurst utterly disagreed with her, what mattered was that he had
misunderstood her motives so entirely, that the monstrous implication
that she had been intoxicated seemed to him an excuse. And he was not
sorry. What could she do since he was not sorry? It was as difficult to
answer that as it was easy to know what to do the moment he was sorry.
Indeed, then it would be unnecessary to do anything; the reconciliation
would be automatic, and would bring with it something she yearned after,
an opportunity of making him see that she cared, that the woman in her
reached out towards him, in some different fashion now from that in
which she had tried to recapture the semblance of youth and his awakened
admiration. To-day, she looked back on that episode shamefacedly. She
had taken so much trouble with so paltry a purpose. And yet that
innocent and natural coquetry was not quite dead in her; no woman’s
heart need be so old that it no longer cares whether she is pleasing in
her husband’s eyes. Only to-day, it seemed to Mrs. Ames that her pains
had been as disproportionate to her purpose as they had been to its
result; now she longed to take pains for a purpose that was somewhat
deeper than that for which she softened her wrinkles and refreshed the
colour of her hair.

She turned from the window and the empty garden, wishing that the rain
would be renewed, so that there would be an excuse for her to go to Mr.
Turner’s in a shut cab. As it was, there was no such excuse, and she
felt that it would require an effort to walk past the club window, and
to traverse the length of the High Street. Female Riseborough, on this
warm sunny morning, she knew would be there in force, popping in and out
of shops, and holding little conversations on the pavement. There would
be but one topic to-day, and for many days yet; it would be long before
the autumn novelty lost anything of its freshness. She wondered how her
appearance in the town would be greeted; would people smile and turn
aside as she approached, and whisper or giggle after she had gone by?
What of the Mayor who, like an honest tradesman, was often to be seen at
the door of his shop, or looking at the “dressing” of his windows? A
policeman always stood at the bottom of the street, controlling the
cross-traffic from St. Barnabas Road. Would he be that one who had
helped to further her movements last night?... She almost felt she ought
to thank him.... And then quite suddenly her pluck returned again, or it
was that she realized that she did not, comparatively speaking, care two
straws for any individual comment or by-play that might take place in
the High Street, or for its accumulated weight. There were other things
to care about. For them she cared immensely.

       *       *       *       *       *

The High Street proved to be paved with incident. Turning quickly round
the corner, she nearly ran into Bill, the policeman, off duty at this
hour, and obviously giving a humorous recital of some sort to a small
amused circle outside the public-house. It was abruptly discontinued
when she appeared, and she felt that the interest that his audience
developed in the sunny October sky, which they contemplated with faint
grins, would be succeeded by stifled laughter after she had passed. A
few paces further on, controlling the traffic of market-day, was her
other policeman Bill, who smiled in a pleasant and familiar manner to
her, as if there was some capital joke private to them. Twenty yards
further along the street was standing the Mayor, contemplating his
shop-window; he saw her, and urgent business appeared to demand his
presence inside. After that there came General Fortescue tottering to
the club; he crossed the street to meet her, and took off his hat and
shook hands.

“By Jove! Mrs. Ames,” he said, “I never enjoyed a meeting so much, and
my wife’s wild that she didn’t go. What a lark! Made me feel quite young
again. I wanted to shout too, and tell them to give the ladies a vote.
Monstrously amusing! Just going to the club to have a chat about it

And he went on his way, with his fat old body shaking with laughter.
Then, feeling rather ill from this encounter, she heard rapid steps in
pursuit of her, and Mrs. Altham joined her.

“Oh, Mrs. Ames,” she said. “I could die of vexation that I was not
there. Is it really true that you threw a glass of water at Mr. Chilcot
and hit the policeman? Fancy, that it should have been such a terribly
wet night, and Henry and I just sat at home, never thinking that five
minutes in a cab would make such a difference. We sat and played
patience; I should have been most impatient if I had known. And what is
to happen next? It was so stupid of me not to join your league; I wonder
if it is too late.”

This was quite dreadful; Mrs. Ames had been prepared for her husband’s
anger, and for pride and aversion from people like Mrs. Altham. What was
totally unexpected and unwelcome was that she was supposed to have
scored a sort of popular success, that Riseborough considered the
dreadful fiasco of last night as an achievement, something not only to
talk about, but a kind of new game, more exciting than croquet or
criticism. She had begun by thinking of the Suffragette movement as an
autumn novelty, but leanness came very near her soul when she found that
it now appeared to others as she had first thought of it herself. She
had travelled since then; she had seen the _hinterland_ of it; the idea
that rose up behind it, austere and beautiful and wise. All that these
others saw was just the hysterical jungle that bounded the coast. To her
this morning, after her experience of it, the hysterical jungle
seemed--an hysterical jungle. If it was only by that route that the
heights could be attained, then that route must be followed. She was
willing to try it again. But was there not somewhere and somehow a
better road?

It was not necessary to be particularly cordial to Mrs. Altham, and she
held out no certain prospect of an immediate repetition of last night’s
scenes, nor of a desire for additional recruits. But further trials
awaited her in this short walk. Dr. Evans, driving the high-stepping
cob, wheeled round, and dismounted, throwing the reins to the groom.

“I must just congratulate you,” he said, “for Millie told me about last
night. I’ve been telling her that if she had half your pluck, she would
be the better for it. I hope you didn’t catch cold; beastly night,
wasn’t it? Do let me know when it will come on again. I hate your
principles, you know, but I love your practise. I shall come and shout,

This was perfectly awful. Nobody understood; they all sympathized with
her, but cared not two straws for that which had prompted her to do
these sensational things.... They liked the sensational things ... it
was fun to them. But it was no fun to those who believed in the
principles which prompted them. They thought of her as a clown at a
pantomime; they wanted to see Dan Leno.

       *       *       *       *       *

She was some minutes late when she reached Mr. Turner’s house, depressed
and not encouraged by this uncomprehending applause that took as an
excellent joke all the manifestations which had been directed by so
serious a purpose. What to her was tragic and necessary, was to them a
farce of entertaining quality. But now she would meet her
co-religionists again, those who knew, those whose convictions, of the
same quality as hers, were of such weight as to make her feel that even
her quarrel with Lyndhurst was light in comparison.

The jovial Turner family, father, mother, daughter, were in the
drawing-room, and they hailed her as a heroine. If it had not been for
her, there would have been no “scene” at all. Did the policemen hurt?
Mr. Turner had got a small bruise on his knee, but it was quite doubtful
whether he got it when he was taken out. Mrs. Turner had lost a small
pearl ornament, but she was not sure whether she had put it on before
going to the meeting. Miss Turner had a cold to-day, but it was certain
that she had felt it coming on before they were all put out into the
rain. None of them had seen the end; it was supposed that Mrs. Ames had
thrown a glass of water at a policeman, and had hit Mr. Chilcot. They
were all quite ready for Sir James’ next meeting; or would he be a
coward, and cause scrutiny to be held on those who desired admittance?

Mrs. Brooks arrived; she had not been turned out last night, but she had
caught cold, and did not think that much had been achieved. Mr. Chilcot
had made his speech, apparently a very clever one, about Tariff Reform,
and Sir James had followed, without interruption, telling the half empty
but sympathetic benches about the House of Lords. There had been no
allusion made to the disturbance, or to the motives that prompted it.
Also she had lost her Suffragette rosette. It must have been torn off
her, though she did not feel it go.

Mrs. Currie brought more life into the proceedings. She could get four
porters to come to the next meeting, and could make another banner, as
well as ensuring the proper unfurling of the first, which had stuck so
unaccountably. It had waved quite properly when she had tried it an hour
before, and it had waved quite properly (for it had been returned to
her after she had been ejected) when she tried it again an hour later
at home. Two banners expanding properly would be a vastly different
affair from one that did not expand at all. Her husband had laughed fit
to do himself a damage over her account of the proceedings.

A dozen more only of the league made an appearance, for clearly there
was a reaction and a cooling after last night’s conflagration, but all
paid their meed of appreciation to Mrs. Ames. Their little rockets had
but fizzed and spluttered until she “showed them the way,” as Mrs.
Currie expressed it. But to them even it was the ritual, so to speak,
the disturbance, the shouting, the sense of doing something, rather than
the belief that lay behind the ritual, which stirred their imaginations.
Could the cause be better served by the endurance of an hour’s solitary
toothache, than by waving banners in the town hall, and being humanely
ejected by benevolent policemen, there would have been less eagerness to
suffer. And Mrs. Ames would so willingly have passed many hours of
physical pain rather than suffer the heartache which troubled her this
morning. And nobody seemed to understand; Mrs. Currie with her four
porters and two banners, Mrs. Brooks with her cold in the head and odour
of eucalyptus, the cheerful Turners who thought it would be such a good
idea to throw squibs on to the platform, were all as far from the point
as General Fortescue, chatting at the club, or even as Lyndhurst with
the high-chipped bacon and the slammed front door. It was a game to
them, as it had originally presented itself to her, an autumn novelty
for, say, Thursday afternoon from five till seven. If only the opposite
effects had been produced; if they all had taken it as poignantly as
Lyndhurst, and he as cheerily as they!

He, meantime, after slamming the front door, had stormed up St. Barnabas
Road, in so sincere a passion that he had nearly reached the club before
he remembered that he had hardly touched his breakfast or glanced at the
paper. So, as there was no sense in starving himself (the starvation
consisting in only having half his breakfast), he turned in at those
hospitable doors, and ordered himself an omelette. Never in his life had
he been so angry, never in the amazing chronicle of matrimony, so it
seemed to him, had a man received such provocation from his wife. She
had insulted the guests who had dined with her, she made a public and
stupendous ass of herself, and when, next morning, he, after making such
expostulations as he was morally bound to make, had been so nobly
magnanimous as to assure her that he would patch it all up for her, and
live it down with her, he had been told that it was for him to
apologize! No wonder he had sworn; Moses would have sworn; it would have
been absolutely wrong of him not to swear. There were situations in
which it was cowardly for a man not to say what he thought. Even now, as
he waited for his omelette, he emitted little squeaks and explosive
exclamations, almost incredulous of his wrongs.

He ate his omelette, which seemed but to add fuel to his rage, and went
into the smoking-room, where, over a club cigar, for he had actually
forgotten to bring his own case with him, he turned to the consideration
of practical details. It was not clear how to re-enter his house again.
He had gone out with a bang that made the windows rattle, but it was
hardly possible to go on banging the door each time he went in and out,
for no joinery would stand these reiterated shocks. And what was to be
done, even if he could devise an effective re-entry? Unless Amy put
herself into his hands, and unreservedly took back all that she had
said, it was impossible for him to speak to her. Somehow he felt that
there were few things less likely to happen than this. Certainly it
would be no good to resume storming operations, for he had no guns
greater than those he had already fired, and if they were not of
sufficient calibre, he must just beleaguer her with silence--dignified,
displeased silence.

He looked up and saw that Mr. Altham was regarding him through the glass
door; upon which Mr. Altham rapidly withdrew. Not long afterwards young
Morton occupied and retired from the same observatory. A moment’s
reflection enabled Major Ames to construe this singular behaviour. They
had heard of his wife’s conduct, and were gluttonously feeding on so
unusual a spectacle as himself in the club at this hour, and
reconstructing in their monkey-minds his domestic disturbances. They
would probably ascertain that he had breakfasted here. It was all
exceedingly unpleasant; there was no sympathy in their covert glances,
only curiosity.

No one who is not a brute, and Major Ames was not that, enjoys a quarrel
with his wife, and no one who is not utterly self-centred, and he was
not quite that either, fails to desire sympathy when such a quarrel has
occurred. He wanted sympathy now; he wanted to pour out into friendly
ears the tale of Amy’s misdeeds, of his own magnanimity, to hear his own
estimation of his conduct confirmed, fairly confirmed, by a woman who
would see the woman’s point of view as well as his. The smoking-room
with these peeping Toms was untenable, but he thought he knew where he
could get sympathy.

       *       *       *       *       *

Millie was in and would see him; from habit, as he crossed the hall he
looked to the peg where Dr. Evans hung his hat and coat, and, seeing
they were not there, inferred that the doctor was out. That suited him;
he wanted to confide and be sympathized with, and felt that Evans’
breezy optimism and out-of-door habit of mind would not supply the kind
of comfort he felt in need of. He wanted to be told he was a martyr and
a very fine fellow, and that Amy was unworthy of him....

Millie was in the green, cool drawing-room, where they had sat one day
after lunch. She rose as he entered and came towards him with a
tremulous smile on her lips, and both hands outstretched.

“Dear Lyndhurst,” she said. “I am so glad you have come. Sit down. I
think if you had not come I should have telephoned to ask if you would
not see me. I should have suggested our taking a little walk, perhaps,
for I do not think I could have risked seeing Cousin Amy. I know how you
feel, oh, so well. It was abominable, disgraceful.”

Certainly he had come to the right place. Millie understood him: he had
guessed she would. She sat down close beside him, and for a moment held
her hand over her eyes.

“Ah, I have been so angry this morning,” she said; “and it has given me
a headache. Wilfred laughed about it all; he said also that what Amy did
showed a tremendous lot of pluck. It was utterly heartless. I knew how
you must be suffering, and I was so angry with him. He did not
understand. Oh no, my headache is nothing; it will soon be gone--now.”

She faintly emphasized the last word, stroked it, so to speak, as if
calling attention to it.

“I’m broken-hearted about it,” said Major Ames, which sounded better
than to say, “I’m in a purple rage about it.” “I’m broken-hearted. She’s
disgraced herself and me----”

“No, not you.”

“Yes; a woman can’t do that sort of thing without the world believing
that her husband knew about it. And that’s not all. Upon my word I’m not
sure whether what she did this morning isn’t worse than what you saw
last night.”

Millie leaned forward.

“Tell me,” she said, “if it doesn’t hurt you too much.”

He decided it did not hurt him too much.

“Well, I came down this morning,” he said, “willing and eager to make
the best of a bad job. So were we all: James Westbourne last night was
just as generous, and asked the reporters to say nothing about it, and
invited me to a day’s shooting next week. Very decent of him. As I say,
I came down this morning, willing to make it as easy as I could. Of
course, I knew I had to give Amy a good talking to: I should utterly
have failed in my duty to her as a husband if I did not do that. I gave
her a blowing-up, though not half of what she deserved, but a blowing
up. Even then, when I had said my say I told her we would live it down
together, which was sufficiently generous, I think. But, for her good, I
told her that James Westbourne said he saw she was unwell, and that when
a man says that he means that she is drunk. Perhaps Westbourne didn’t
mean that, but that’s what it sounded like. And would you believe it,
just because I hadn’t knocked him down and stamped on his face, she
tells me I ought to apologize to her for letting such a suggestion pass.
Well, I flared up at that: what man of spirit wouldn’t have flared up? I
left the house at once, and went and finished my breakfast at the club.
I should have choked--upon my word, I should have choked if I had
stopped there, or got an apoplexy. As it is, I feel devilish unwell.”

Millie got up, and stood for a moment in silence, looking out of the
window, white and willowy.

“I can never forgive Cousin Amy,” she said at length. “Never!”

“Well, it is hard,” said Major Ames. “And after all these years! It
isn’t exactly the return one might expect, perhaps.”

“It is infamous,” said Millie.

She came and sat down by him again.

“What are you going to do?” she asked.

“I don’t know. If she apologizes, I shall forgive her, and I shall try
to forget. But I didn’t think it of her. And if she doesn’t apologize--I
don’t know. I can’t be expected to eat my words: that would be
countenancing what she has done. I couldn’t do it: it would not be
sincere. I’m straight, I hope: if I say a thing it may be taken for
granted that I mean it.”

She looked up at him with her chin raised.

“I think you are wonderful,” she said, “to be able even to think of
forgiving her. If I had behaved like that, I should not expect Wilfred
to forgive me. But then you are so big, so big. She does not understand
you: she can’t understand one thing about you. She doesn’t know--oh, how
blind some women are!”

It was little wonder that by this time Major Ames was beginning to feel
an extraordinarily fine fellow, nor was it more wonderful that he basked
in the warm sense of being understood. But from the first Millie had
understood him. He felt that particularly now, at this moment, when Amy
had so hideously flouted and wronged him. All through this last summer,
the situation of to-day had been foreshadowed; it had always been in
this house rather than in his own that he had been welcomed and
appreciated. He had been the architect and adviser in the Shakespeare
ball, while at home Amy dealt out her absurd printed menu-cards without
consulting him. And the garden which he loved--who had so often said,
“These sweet flowers, are they really for me?” Who, on the other hand,
had so often said, “The sweet-peas are not doing very well, are they?”
And then he looked at Millie’s soft, youthful face, her eyes, that
sought his in timid, sensitive appeal, her dim golden hair, her mouth,
childish and mysterious. For contrast there was the small, strong,
toad’s face, the rather beady eyes, the hair--grey or brown, which was
it? Also, Millie understood; she saw him as he was--generous, perhaps,
to a fault, but big, big, as she had so properly said. She always made
him feel so comfortable, so contented with himself. That was the true
substance of a woman’s mission, to make her husband happy, to make him
devoted to her, instead of raising hell in the town hall, and insisting
on apologies afterwards.

“You’ve cheered me up, Millie,” he said; “you’ve made me feel that I’ve
got a friend, after all, a friend who feels with me. I’m grateful;
I’m--I’m more than grateful. I’m a tough old fellow, but I’ve got a
heart still, I believe. What’s to happen to us all?”

It was emotion, real and genuine emotion, that made Millie clever at
that moment. Her mind was of no high order; she might, if she thought
about a thing, be trusted to exhibit nothing more subtle than a fair
grasp of the obvious. But now she did not think: she was prompted by an
instinct that utterly transcended any achievement of which her brain was

“Go back to your house,” she said, “and be ready for Cousin Amy to say
she is sorry. Very likely she is waiting for you there now. Oh,

He got up at once: those few words made him feel completely noble; they
made her feel noble likewise. The atmosphere of nobility was almost

“You are right,” he said; “you are always all that is right and good and
delicious? Ha!”

There was no question about the cousinly relations between them. So
natural and spontaneous a caress needed no explanation.

       *       *       *       *       *

The house was apparently empty when he got back, but he made
sufficiently noisy an entry to advise the drawing-room, in any case,
that he was returned, and personally ready, since he did not enter “full
of wrath,” like Hyperion, to accept apologies. Eventually he went in
there, as if to look for a paper, in case of its being occupied, and,
with the same pretext, strolled into his wife’s sitting-room. Then,
still casually, he went into his dressing-room, where he had slept last
night, and satisfied himself that she was not in her bedroom. Her
penitence, therefore, which would naturally be manifested by her
waiting, dim-eyed, for his return, had not been of any peremptory

He went out into the garden, and surveyed the damage of last night’s
rain. There was no need to punish the plants because Amy had been
guilty of behaviour which her own cousin said was infamous: he also
wanted something to employ himself with till lunch-time. As his hands
worked mechanically, tying up some clumps of chrysanthemums which had a
few days more of flame in their golden hearts, removing a débris of dead
leaves and fallen twigs, his mind was busy also, working not
mechanically but eagerly and excitedly. How different was the sympathy
with which he was welcomed and comforted by Millie from the
misunderstandings and quarrels which made him feel that he had wasted
his years with one who was utterly unappreciative of him. Yet, if Amy
was sorry, he was ready to do his best. But he wondered whether he
wanted her to be sorry or not.

At half-past one the bell for lunch sounded, and, going into the
drawing-room, he found that she had returned and was writing a note at
her table. She did not look up, but said to him, just as if nothing had

“Will you go in and begin, Lyndhurst? I want to finish my note.”

He did not answer, but passed into the dining-room. In a little while
she joined him.

“There seems to have been a good deal of rain in the night,” she said.
“I am afraid your flowers have suffered.”

Certainly this did not look like penitence, and he had no reply for her.
In some strange way this seemed to him the dignified and proper course.

Then Mrs. Ames spoke for the third time.

“I think, Lyndhurst, if we are not going to talk,” she said, “I shall
see what news there is. Parker, please fetch me the morning paper.”

At that moment he hated her.


Three days later Major Ames was walking back home in the middle of the
afternoon, returning from the house in which he had lately spent so
considerable a portion of his time. But this was the last day on which
he would go there, nor would he, except for this one time more, cross
the threshold of his own house. The climax had come, and within an hour
or two he and Millie were going to leave Riseborough together.

Now that their decision had been made, it seemed to him that it had been
inevitable from the first. Ever since the summer, when, from some
mixture of genuine liking and false gallantry, he had allowed himself to
drift into relations with her, the force that drew and held him had
steadily increased in strength, and to-day it had proved itself
irresistible. The determining factor no doubt had been his quarrel with
his wife; that gave the impulse that had been still lacking, the final
push which upset the equilibrium of that which was tottering and ready
to fall over.

The scene this afternoon had been both short and quiet, as such scenes
are. Dr. Evans had been called up to town on business yesterday morning,
returning possibly this evening but more probably to-morrow, and they
had lunched alone. Afterwards Major Ames had again spoken of his wife.

“The situation is intolerable,” he had said. “I can’t stand it. If it
wasn’t for you, Millie, I should go away.”

She had come close to him.

“I’m not very happy, either,” she said. “If it wasn’t for you, I don’t
think I could stand it.”

And then it was already inevitable.

“It’s too strong for us,” she said. “We can’t help it. I will face
anything with you. We will go right away, Lyndhurst, and live, instead
of being starved like this.”

She took both his hands in hers, completely carried away for the first
time in her life by something outside herself. Treacherous and mean as
was that course on which she was determined, she was, perhaps, a finer
woman at this moment of supreme disloyalty than in all the years of her
blameless married life.

“I’ve never loved before, Lyndhurst,” she said quietly, “nor have I ever
known what it meant. Now I can’t consider anything else; it doesn’t
matter what happens to Wilfred and Elsie. Nothing matters except you.”

This time it was not he who kissed her; it was she who pressed her mouth
to his.

There was but little to settle, their plans were perfectly simple and
ruthless. They would cross over to Boulogne that night, and, as soon as
the law set them free, marry each other. A train to Folkestone left
Riseborough in a little over an hour’s time, running in connection with
the boat. They could easily catch it. But it was wiser not to go to the
station together: they would meet there.

       *       *       *       *       *

As he walked home through the gleaming October afternoon, Major Ames was
conscious neither of struggle nor regret. The power which Millie had
had over him all these months, so that it was she always who really took
the lead, and urged him one step forward and then another, gripped him
and led him on here to the last step of all. He still obeyed and
followed that slender, fragile woman who so soon would be his; it was as
necessary to do her bidding here as it had been to kiss her, when first,
under the mulberry-tree, she had put up her face towards his. These last
days seemed to have killed all sense of loyalty and manhood within him;
he gave no thought at all to his wife, and thought of Harry only as
Amy’s son. Besides, he was not responsible: man though he was, he was
completely in the hands of this woman. All his life he had had no real
principles to direct him, he had lived a decent life only because no
temptation to live otherwise had ever really come near him, and even now
it was in no way the wickedness of what he purposed that at all dragged
him back; it was mere timidity at taking an irrevocable step.

Amy, he knew, was out: at breakfast she had announced to him that she
did not expect to be in till dinner-time, and he had told her that he
would be out for dinner. Such sentences dealing with household
arrangements had been the sum of their discourse for the last days, and
they were spoken not so much to each other as to the air, heard by,
rather than addressed to any one in particular.

And yet the prospect of the life that should open for him, when once
this irrevocable step had been taken, did not fill him with the
resistless longing which, though it cannot excuse, at any rate accounts
for the step itself. Millie, though throughout she had led him on until
the climax was reached, had at least the authentic goad to drive her:
life with him seemed to her to be real life: it was passionately that
she desired it. But with him, apart from the force with which she
dominated him, it was the escape from the very uncomfortable
circumstances of home that chiefly attracted him. In a way, he loved
her; he felt for her a warmth and a tenderness of stronger quality than
he could remember having ever experienced before, and since it is not
given to all men to love violently, it may be granted that he was
feeling the utmost fire of which his nature was capable. But it was of
sufficient ardour to burn up in his mind the rubbish of minor
considerations and material exigencies.

Cabs were of infrequent occurrence at this far end of St. Barnabas Road,
and meeting one by hazard just outside his house, he told the driver to
wait. Then, letting himself in, he went straight up to his
dressing-room. There was not time for him to pack his whole wardrobe,
and a moderate portmanteau would be all he really needed. And here the
trivialities began to wax huge and engrossing: though the afternoon was
warm, it would no doubt be fresh, if not chilly on the boat, and it
would certainly be advisable to take his thick overcoat, which at
present had not left its summer quarters. Those were in a big cupboard
in the passage outside, overlooking the garden, where it was packed away
with prophylactic little balls of naphthaline. These had impregnated it
somewhat powerfully, but it was better to be odorously than
insufficiently clad. Passing the window he saw that the chrysanthemums
had responded bravely to his comforting a few mornings ago: if there was
no more frost they would be gay for another fortnight yet. Should he
take a bouquet of them with him? He did not see why he should not have
the enjoyment of them. Yet there was scarcely time to pick them: he must
hurry on with the packing of his small portmanteau, which presented
endless problems.

A panama hat should certainly be included; also a pair of white tennis
shoes, in which he saw himself promenading on the parade: a white
flannel suit, though it was October, seemed to complete the costume. He
need not cumber himself with a dress coat: a dinner jacket was all that
would be necessary. She had told him she had six hundred a year of her
own: he had another three. It was annoying that his sponge was rather
ragged; he had meant to buy a new one this morning. Perhaps Parker could
draw it together with a bit of thread. An untidy sponge always vexed
him: it was unsoldierly and slovenly. “Show me a man’s washhand-stand,”
he had once said, “and I’ll tell you about the owner.” His own did not
invite inspection, with its straggly sponge.

Then for a moment all these trivialities stood away from him, and for an
interval he saw where he stood and what he was doing--the vileness, the
sordidness, the vulgarity of it. High principles, nobility of life were
not subjects with which hitherto he had much concerned himself, and it
would be useless to expect that they should come to his rescue now, but
for this moment his kindliness, such as it was, his affection for his
wife, such as it was, but above all the continuous, unbroken smug
respectability of his days read him a formidable indictment. What could
he plead against such an accusation? No irresistible or imperative
necessity of soul that claimed Millie as his by right of love. He knew
that his desire for her was not of that fiery order, for he could see,
undazzled and unburned, the qualities which attracted him. He admired
her frail beauty, the youth that still encompassed her, he fed with the
finest appetite on the devotion and admiration which she brought him. He
loved being the god and the hero of this attractive woman, and it was
this, far more than the devotion he brought her, that dominated him.

Respectability cried out against him and his foolishness. There would be
no more strutting and swelling about the club among the mild and
honourable men who frequented it, and looked up to him as an authority
on India and gardening, nor any more of those pompous and satisfactory
evenings when General Fortescue assured him that there was not such a
good glass of port in Kent as that with which the Major supplied his
guests. To be known as Major Ames, late of the Indian Army, had been to
command respect; now, the less that he was known as Major Ames, late of
Riseborough, the better would be the chance of being held in esteem. And
to what sort of life would he condemn the woman, who for his sake was
leaving a respectability no less solid than his own? To the
companionship of such as herself, to the soiled doves of a French
watering-place. That, of course, would be but a temporary habitation,
but after that, what? Where was the society which would receive them, by
which there would be any satisfaction in being received? Neither of them
had the faintest touch of Bohemianism in their natures: both were of the
school that is accustomed to silver teapots and life in houses with a
garden behind. For a moment he hesitated as he folded back the sleeves
of his dinner-jacket: then the tide of trivialities swept over him
again, and he noticed that there was a spot of spilled wax on the cuff.

       *       *       *       *       *

Among other engagements that Saturday afternoon, Mrs. Ames was occupied
with the decoration of St. Barnabas’ Church for the Sunday service next
day, and she had gone there after lunch with an adornment of foliage
tinted red by October, for she had not felt disposed to ask Lyndhurst if
she might pick the remnant of his chrysanthemums. She, too, like him,
felt the impossibility of the present situation, and, as she worked, she
asked herself if it was in any way in her power to end this parody of
domestic life. Every day she had made the attempt to begin the breaking
of this ridiculous and most uncomfortable silence which lay between
them, by the introduction of ordinary topics, hoping by degrees to build
up again the breach that yawned between them, but at present she had got
no sense of the slightest answering effort on his side. Psychically no
less than conversationally he had nothing whatever to say to her. If in
the common courtesies of daily life he had nothing for her, it seemed
idle to hope to find further receptiveness if she opened discussion of
their quarrel. Besides, a certain very natural pride blocked her way: he
owed her an apology, and when she indicated that, he had sworn at her.
It did not seem unreasonable (even when decorating a church) to expect
the initiatory step to be taken by him. But what if he did not do so?

Mrs. Ames gave a little sigh, and her mouth and throat worked
uncomfortably. The quarrel was so childish, yet it was serious, for it
was not a light thing, whatever her provocation might have been, to
pass days like these. Half-a-dozen times she went over the
circumstances, and half-a-dozen times she felt that it was only just
that he should make the advance to her, or at any rate behave with
ordinary courtesy in answer to her ordinary civilities. It was true that
the original dissension was due to her, but she believed with her whole
heart in the cause for which she provoked it. All these last months she
had felt her nature expand under the influence of this idea: she knew
herself to be a better and a bigger woman than she had been. She
believed in the rights of her sex, but had they not their duties too? It
was nearly twenty-five years since she had voluntarily undertaken a
certain duty. What if that came first, before any rights or privileges?
What if that which she had undertaken then as a duty was in itself a

Yet even then, what could she do? In itself, she was very far from being
ashamed of the part she had taken, yet was it possible to weigh this
independently, without considering the points at which it conflicted
with duties which certainly concerned her no less? She could not hope to
convince her husband of the justice of the cause, nor of the expediency
of promoting it in ways like these. For herself, she knew the justice of
it, and saw no other expedient for promoting it. Those who had worked
for the cause for years said that all else had been tried, that there
remained only this violent crusading. But was not she personally,
considering what her husband felt about it, debarred from taking part in
the crusade? She had deeply offended and vexed him. Could anything but
the stringency of moral law justify that? Nothing that he had done,
nothing that he could do, short of the violation of the essential
principles of married life, could absolve her from the accomplishment of
one tittle of her duty towards him.

For a moment, in spite of her perplexity and the difficulty of her
decision, Mrs. Ames smiled at herself for the mental use of all these
great words like duty and privilege, over so small an incident. For what
had happened? She had been a militant Suffragette on one occasion only,
and at breakfast next morning he had, in matters arising therefrom,
allowed himself to swear at her. Yet it seemed to her that, with all the
pettiness and insignificance of it, great laws were concerned. For the
law of kindness is broken by the most trumpery exhibition of
inconsiderateness, the law of generosity by the most minute word of
spite or backbiting. Indeed, it is chiefly in little things, since most
of us are not concerned with great matters, that these violations occur,
and in cups of cold water that they are fulfilled. And for once Mrs.
Ames did not finish her decoration with tidiness and precision, a fact
clearly noted by Mrs. Altham next day.

There was a Suffragette meeting at four, but she was prepared to be late
for that, or, if necessary, to fail in attendance altogether. In any
case, she would call in at home on her way there, on the chance that her
husband might be in. She made no definite plan: it was impossible to
forecast her share in the interview. But she had determined to try to
suffer long, to be kind ... to keep the promise of twenty-five years
ago. There was a cab drawn up at the entrance, and it vaguely occurred
to her that Millie might be here, for she had not seen her for some
days, and it was possible she might have called. Yet it was hardly
likely that she would have waited, since the servants would have told
her that she herself was not expected home till dinner-time. Or was
Lyndhurst giving her tea? And Mrs. Ames grew suddenly alert again about
matters to which she had scarcely given a thought during these last

She let herself in, and went to the drawing-room: there was no one
there, nor in the little room next it where they assembled before dinner
on nights when they gave a party. But directly overhead she heard steps
moving: that was in Lyndhurst’s dressing-room.

She went up there, knocked, and in answer to his assent went in. The
portmanteau was nearly packed, he stood in shirt-sleeves by it. In his
hand was his sponge-bag--he had anticipated the entry of Parker with the
stitched sponge.

She looked from the portmanteau to him, and back and back again.

“You are going away, Lyndhurst?” she asked.

He made a ghastly attempt to devise a reasonable answer, and thought he

“Yes, I’m going--going to your cousin’s to shoot. I told you he had
asked me. You objected to my going, but I’m going all the same. I should
have left you a note. Back to-morrow night.”

Then she felt she knew all, as certainly as if he had told her.

“Since when has Cousin James been giving shooting parties on Sunday?”
she asked. “Please don’t lie to me, Lyndhurst. It makes it much worse.
You are not going to Cousin James, and--you are not going alone. Shall I
tell you any more?”

She was not guessing: all the events of the last month, the Shakespeare
ball, Harrogate, their own quarrel, and on the top this foolish lie
about a shooting party made a series of data which proclaimed the
conclusion. And the suddenness of the discovery, the magnitude of the
issues involved, but served to steady her. There was an authentic valour
in her nature; even as she had stood up to interrupt the political
meeting, without so much as dreaming of shirking her part, so now her
pause was not timorous, but rather the rallying of all her forces, that
came eager and undismayed to her summons.

Apparently Lyndhurst did not want to be told any more: he did not, at
any rate, ask for it. Just then Parker came in with the mended sponge.
She gave it him, and he stood with sponge-bag in one hand, sponge in the

“Shall I bring up tea, ma’am?” she said to Mrs. Ames.

“Yes, take it to the drawing-room now. And send the cab away. The Major
won’t want it.”

Lyndhurst crammed the sponge into its bag.

“I shall want the cab, Parker,” he said. “Don’t send it away.”

Mrs. Ames whisked round on Parker with amazing rapidity.

“Do as I tell you, Parker,” she said, “and be quick!”

It was a mere conflict of will that, for the next five seconds, silently
raged between them, but as definite and as hard-hitting as any affair of
the prize ring. And it was impossible that there should be any but the
one end to it, for Mrs. Ames devoted her whole strength and will to it,
while from the first her husband’s heart was not in the battle. But she
was fighting for her all, and not only her all, but his, and not only
his, but Millie’s. Three existences were at stake, and the ruin of two
homes was being hazarded. And when he spoke, she knew she was winning.

“I must go,” he said. “She will be waiting at the station.”

“She will wait to no purpose,” said Mrs. Ames.

“She will be”--no word seemed adequate--“be furious,” he said. “A man
cannot treat a woman like that.”

Any blow would do: he had no defence: she could strike him as she

“Elsie comes home next week,” she said. “A pleasant home-coming. And
Harry will have to leave Cambridge!”

“But I love her!” he said.

“Nonsense, my dear,” she said. “Men don’t ruin the women they love. Men,
I mean!”

That stung; she meant that it should.

“But men keep their word,” he said. “Let me pass.”

“Keep your word to me,” said she, “and try to help poor Millie to keep
hers to her husband. It is not a fine thing to steal a man’s wife,
Lyndhurst. It is much finer to be respectable.”

“Respectable!” he said. “And to what has respectability brought us? You
and me, I mean?”

“Not to disgrace, anyhow,” she said.

“It’s too late,” said he.

“Never quite too late, thank God,” she said.

Mrs. Ames gave a little sigh. She knew she had won, and quite suddenly
all her strength seemed to leave her. Her little trembling legs refused
to uphold her, a curious buzzing was in her ears, and a crinkled mist
swam before her eyes.

“Lyndhurst, I’m afraid I am going to make a goose of myself and faint,”
she said. “Just help me to my room, and get Parker----”

She swayed and tottered, and he only just caught her before she fell. He
laid her down on the floor and opened the door and window wide. There
was a flask of brandy in his portmanteau, laid on the top, designed to
be easily accessible in case of an inclement crossing of the Channel. He
mixed a tablespoonful of this with a little water, and as she moved, and
opened her eyes again, he knelt down on the floor by her, supporting

“Take a sip of this, Amy,” he said.

She obeyed him.

“Thank you, my dear,” she said. “I am better. So silly of me.”

“Another sip, then.”

“You want to make me drunk, Lyndhurst,” she said.

Then she smiled: it would be a pity to lose the opportunity for a
humorous allusion to what at the time had been so far from humour.

“Really drunk, this time,” she said. “And then you tell Cousin James he
was right.”

She let herself rest longer than was physically necessary in the
encircling crook of his arm, and let herself keep her eyes closed,
though, if she had been alone, she would most decidedly have opened
them. But those first few minutes had somehow to be traversed, and she
felt that silence bridged them over better than speech. It was
appropriate, too, that his arm should be round her.

“There, I am better,” she said at length. “Let me get up, Lyndhurst.
Thank you for looking after me.”

She got on to her feet, but then sat down again in his easy-chair.

“Not quite steady yet?” he said.

“Very nearly. I shall be quite ready to come downstairs and give you
your tea by the time you have unpacked your little portmanteau.”

She did not even look at him, but sat turned away from him and the
little portmanteau. But she heard the rustle of paper, the opening and
shutting of drawers, the sound of metallic articles of toilet being
deposited on dressing-table and washing-stand. After that came the click
of a hasp. Then she got up.

“Now let us have tea,” she said.

“And if Millie comes?” he asked.

She had been determined that he should mention her name first. But when
once he had mentioned it she was more than ready to discuss the
questions that naturally arose.

“You mean she may come back here to see what has happened to you?” she
asked. “That is well thought of, dear. Let us see. But we will go

She thought intently as they descended the staircase, and busied herself
with tea-making before she got to her conclusion.

“She will ask for you,” she said, “if she comes, and it would not be
very wise for you to see her. On the other hand, she must be told what
has happened. I will see her, then. It would be best that way.”

Major Ames got up.

“No, I can’t have that,” he said. “I can’t have that!”

“My dear, you have got to have it. You are in a dreadful mess. I, as
your wife, am the only person who can get you out of it. I will do my
best, anyhow.”

She rang the bell.

“I am going to tell Parker to tell Millie that you are at home if she
asks for you, and to show her in here,” she said. “There is no other way
that I can see. I do not intend to have nothing more to do with her. At
least I want to avoid that, if possible, for that is a weak way out of
difficulties. I shall certainly have to see her some time, and there is
no use in putting it off. I am afraid, Lyndhurst, that you had better
finish your tea at once, or take it upstairs. Take another cup upstairs;
you have had but one, and drink it in your dressing-room, in the
comfortable chair.”

There was an extraordinary wisdom in this minute attention to detail,
and it was by this that she was able to rise to a big occasion. It was
necessary that he should feel that her full intention was to forgive
him, and make the best of the days that lay before them. She had no
great words and noble sentiment with which to convey this impression,
but, in a measure, she could show him her mind by minute arrangements
for his comfort. But he lingered, irresolute.

“You have got to trust me,” she said. “Do as I tell you, my dear.”

She had not long to wait after he had gone upstairs. She heard the ring
at the bell, and next moment Millie came into the room. Her face was
flushed, her breathing hurried, her eyes alight with trouble, suspense,
and resentment.

“Lyndhurst,” she began. “I waited----”

Then she saw Mrs. Ames, and turned confusedly about, as if to leave the
room again. But Amy got up quickly.

“Come and sit down at once, Millie,” she said. “We have got to talk. So
let us make it as easy as we can for each other.”

Millie was holding her muff up to her face, and peered at her from above
it, wild-eyed, terrified.

“It isn’t you I want,” she said. “Where is Lyndhurst? I--I had an
appointment with him. He was late--we--we were going a drive together.
What do you know, Cousin Amy?” she almost shrieked; “and where is he?”

“Sit down, Millie, as I tell you,” said Mrs. Ames very quietly. “There
is nothing to be frightened at. I know everything.”

“We were going a drive,” began Millie again, still looking wildly about.
“He did not come, and I was frightened. I came to see where he was. I
asked you if you knew--if you knew anything about him, did I not? Why do
you say you know everything?”

Suddenly Mrs. Ames saw that there was something here infinitely more
worthy of pity than she had suspected. There was no question as to the
agonized earnestness that underlay this futile, childish repetition of
nonsense. And with that there came into her mind a greater measure of
understanding with regard to her husband. It was not so wonderful that
he had been unable to resist the face that had drawn him.

“Let us behave like sensible women, Millie,” she said. “You have come
down from the station. Lyndhurst was not there. Do you want me to tell
you anything more?”

Millie wavered where she stood, then she stumbled into a chair.

“Has he given me up?” she said.

“Yes, if you care to put it like that. It would be truer to say that he
has saved you and himself. But he is not coming with you.”

“You made him?” she asked.

“I helped to make him,” said Mrs. Ames.

Millie got up again.

“I want to see him,” she said. “You don’t understand, Cousin Amy. He has
got to come. I don’t care whether it is wicked or not. I love him. You
don’t understand him either. You don’t know how splendid he is. He is
unhappy at home; he has often told me so.”

Mrs. Ames took hold of the wretched woman by both hands.

“You are raving, Millie,” she said. “You must stop being hysterical. You
hardly know whom you are talking to. If you do not pull yourself
together, I shall send for your husband, and say you have been taken

Millie gave a sudden gasp of laughter.

“Oh, I am not so stupid as you think!” she said. “Wilfred is away. Where
is Lyndhurst?”

Mrs. Ames did not let go of her.

“Millie,” she said, “if you are not sensible at once, I will tell you I
shall do. I shall call Parker, and together we will put you into your
cab, and you shall be driven straight home. I am perfectly serious. I
hope you will not oblige me to do that. You will be much wiser to pull
yourself together, and let us have a talk. But understand one thing
quite clearly. You are not going to see Lyndhurst.”

The tension of those wide, childish eyes slowly relaxed, and her head
sank forward, and there came the terrible and blessed tears, in wild
cataract and streaming storm. And Mrs. Ames, looking at her, felt all
her righteousness relax; she had only pity for this poor destitute soul,
who was blind to all else by force of that mysterious longing which, in
itself, is so divine that, though it desires the disgraceful and the
impossible, it cannot wholly make itself abominable, nor discrown itself
of its royalty. Something of the truth of that, though no more than mere
fragments and moulted feather, came to Mrs. Ames now, as she sat waiting
till the tempest of tears should have abated. The royal eagle had passed
over her; as sign of his passage there was this feather that had fallen,
and she understood its significance.

Slowly the tears ceased and the sobs were still, and Millie raised her
dim, swollen eyes.

“I had better go home,” she said. “I wonder if you would let me wash my
face, Cousin Amy. I must be a perfect fright.”

“Yes, dear Millie,” said she; “but there is no hurry. See, shall I send
your cab back to your house? It has your luggage on it; yes? Then Parker
shall go with it, and tell them to take it back to your room and unpack
it, and put everything back in place. Afterwards, when we have talked a
little, I will walk back with you.”

Again the comfort of having little things attended to reached Millie,
that and the sense that she was not quite alone. She was like a child
that has been naughty and has been punished, and she did not much care
whether she had been naughty or not. What she wanted primarily was to be
comforted, to be assured that everybody was not going to be angry with
her for ever. Then, returning, Mrs. Ames made her some fresh tea, and
that comforted her too.

“But I don’t see how I can ever be happy again,” she said.

There was something childlike about this, as well as childish.

“No, Millie,” said the other. “None of us three see that exactly. We
shall all have to be very patient. Very patient and ordinary.”

There was a long silence.

“I must tell you one thing,” said Millie, “though I daresay that will
make you hate me more. But it was my fault from the first. I led him
on--I--I didn’t let him kiss me, I made him kiss me. It was like that
all through!”

She felt that Mrs. Ames was waiting for something more, and she knew
exactly what it was. But it required a greater effort to speak of that
than she could at once command. At last she raised her eyes to those of
Mrs. Ames.

“No, never,” she said.

Mrs. Ames nodded.

“I see,” she said baldly. “Now, as I said, we have got to be patient and
ordinary. We have got, you and I, to begin again. You have your husband,
so have I. Men are so easily pleased and made happy. It would be a shame
if we failed.”

Again the helpless, puzzled look came over Millie’s face.

“But I don’t see how to begin,” she said. “To-morrow, for instance, what
am I to do all to-morrow? I shall only be thinking of what might have

Mrs. Ames took up her soft, unresisting, unresponsive hand.

“Yes, by all means, think what might have happened,” she said. “Utter
ruin, utter misery, and--and all your fault. You led him on, as you
said. He didn’t care as you did. He wouldn’t have thought of going away
with you, if he hadn’t been so furious with me. Think of all that.”

Some straggler from that host of sobs shook Millie for a moment.

“Perhaps Wilfred would take me away instead,” she said. “I will ask him
if he cannot. Do you think I should feel better if I went away for a
fortnight, Cousin Amy?”

Mrs. Ames’ twisted little smile played about her mouth.

“Yes,” she said. “I think that is an excellent plan. I am quite sure you
will feel better in a fortnight, if you can look forward like that, and
want to be better. And now would you like to wash your face? After that,
I will walk home with you.”


It was a brisk morning in November, and Mr. and Mrs. Altham, who
breakfasted at half-past eight in the summer, and nine in the winter,
were seated at breakfast, and Mr. Altham was thinking how excellent was
the savour of grilled kidneys. But he was not sure if they were really
wholesome, and he was playing an important match at golf this afternoon.
Perhaps two kidneys approached the limits of wisdom. Besides, his wife
was speaking of really absorbing things; he ought to be able to distract
his mind from the kidneys he was proposing to deny himself, under the
sting of so powerful a counter-interest.

“And to think that Mrs. Ames isn’t going to be a Suffragette any more!”
she said. “I met Mrs. Turner when I took my walk just now, and she told
me all about it.”

A word of explanation is necessary. The fact was that Swedish exercises,
and a short walk on an empty stomach, were producing wonderful results
in Riseborough at the moment, especially among its female inhabitants.
They now, instead of meeting in the High Street before lunch, to stand
about on the pavement and exchange news, met there before breakfast,
when on these brisk autumn mornings it was wiser not to stand about.
They therefore skimmed rapidly up and down the street together, in short
skirts and walking boots. Rain and sunny weather, in this first glow of
enthusiasm, were alike to them, and they had their baths afterwards.
These exercises gave a considerable appetite for breakfast, and produced
a very pleasant and comfortable feeling of fatigue. But this fatigue was
a legitimate, indeed, a desirable effect, for their systems naturally
demanded repose after exertion, and an hour’s rest after breakfast was
recommended. Thus this getting up earlier did not really result in any
actual saving of time, though it made everybody feel very busy, and they
all went to bed a little earlier.

Mr. Altham found he got on very nicely without these gymnastics, but
then he played golf after lunch. It was no use playing tricks with your
health if it was already excellent: you might as well poke about in the
works of a punctual watch. He had already had a pretty sharp lesson on
this score, over the consumption of sour milk. It had made him
exceedingly unwell, and he had sliced his drive for a fortnight
afterwards. Just now he weaned his mind from the thoughts of kidneys,
and gave it in equitable halves to marmalade and his wife’s
conversation. To enjoy either, required silence on his part.

“She went to a meeting yesterday,” said Mrs. Altham, “so Mrs. Turner
told me, and said that though she had the success of the cause so deeply
at heart as ever, she would not be able to take any active part in it.
That is a very common form of sympathy. I suppose, from what one knows
of Mrs. Ames, we might have expected something of the sort. Do you
remember her foolish scheme of asking wives without husbands, and
husbands without wives? I warned you at the time, Henry, not to take any
notice of it, because I was sure it would come to nothing, and I think
I may say I am justified. I don’t know what _you_ think.”

Mr. Altham, by a happy coincidence, had finished masticating his last
piece of toast at this moment, and was at liberty to reply.

“I do not think anything about it at present,” said he. “I daresay you
are quite right, but why?”

Mrs. Altham gave a little shrill laugh. The sprightliness at breakfast
produced by this early walk and the exercises was very marked.

“I declare,” she said, “that I had forgotten to tell you. Mrs. Ames
wrote to ask us both to dine on Saturday. I had quite forgotten! There
is something in the air before breakfast that makes one forgetful of
trifles. It says so in the pamphlet. Worries and household cares vanish,
and it becomes a joy to be alive. I don’t think we have any engagement.
Pray do not have a third cup of tea, Henry. Tannin combines the effects
of stimulants and narcotics. A cup of hot water, now--you will never
regret it. Let me see! Yes, dinner at the Ames’ on Saturday, and she
isn’t a Suffragette any longer. As I said, one might have guessed. I
daresay her husband gave her a good talking-to, after the night when she
threw the water at the policeman. I should not wonder if there was
madness in the family. I think I heard that Sir James’ mother was very
queer before she died!”

“She lived till ninety,” remarked Mr. Altham.

“That is often the case with deranged people,” said Mrs. Altham.
“Lunatics are notoriously long-lived. There is no strain on the brain.”

“And she wasn’t any relation of Mrs. Ames,” continued Henry. “Mrs. Ames
is related to the Westbournes. She has no more to do with Sir James’
mother than I have to do with yours. I will take tea, my dear, not hot

“You want to catch me up, Henry,” said she, “and prove I am wrong
somehow. I was only saying that very likely there is madness in Mrs.
Ames’ family, and I was going to add that I hoped it would not come out
in her. But you must allow that she has been very flighty. You would
have thought that an elderly woman like that could make up her mind once
and for all about things, before she made an exhibition of herself. She
thinks she is like some royal person who goes and opens a bazaar, and
then has nothing more to do with it, but hurries away to Leeds or
somewhere to unveil a memorial. She thinks it is sufficient for her to
help at the beginning, and get all the advertisement, and then drop it
all like cold potatoes.”

“Hot,” said Henry.

“Hot or cold: that is just like her. She plays hot and cold. One day she
is a Suffragette and the next day she isn’t. As likely as not she will
be a vegetarian on Saturday, and we shall be served with cabbages.”

“Major Ames went over to Sir James’ to shoot,--she wasn’t asked,” said
Henry, reverting to a previous topic.

“There you are!” exclaimed Mrs. Altham. “That will account for her
abandoning this husband and wife theory. I am sure she did not like
that, she being Sir James’ relative and not being asked. But I never
could quite understand what the relationship is, though I daresay Mrs.
Ames can make it out. There are people who say they are cousins,
because a grandmother’s niece married the other grandmother’s nephew. We
can all be descendants of Queen Elizabeth or of Charles the Second at
that rate.”

“It would be easier to be a descendant of Charles the Second than of
Queen Elizabeth, my dear,” remarked Henry.

Mrs. Altham pursed her lips up for a moment.

“I do not think we need enter into that,” she said. “I was asking you if
you wished to accept Mrs. Ames’ invitation for Saturday. She says she
expects Sir James and his wife, so perhaps we shall hear some more about
this wonderful relationship, and Dr. Evans and his wife and one or two
others. To my mind that looks rather as if the husband and wife plan was
not quite what she expected it would be. And giving up all active part
in the Suffragette movement, too! But I daresay she feels her age,
though goodness only knows what it is. However, it is clearly going to
be a grand party on Saturday, and the waiter from the Crown will be
there to help Parker, going round and pouring a little foam into
everybody’s glass. I do not know where Major Ames gets his champagne
from, but I never get anything but foam. But I am sure I do not wish to
be unkind, and certainly poor Major Ames does not look well. I daresay
he has worries we do not know of, and, of course, there is no reason why
he should speak of them to us. The Evans’, too! I never satisfied myself
as to why they went away in October. They must have been away nearly
three weeks, for it was only yesterday that I saw them driving down from
the station, with so much luggage on the top of the cab I wonder it did
not fall over.”

“It can’t have been yesterday, my dear,” said Mr. Altham, “because you
spoke of it to me two days ago.”

“You shall have it your own way, Henry,” said she. “I am quite willing
that you should think it was a twelvemonth ago, if you choose. But I
suppose you will not dispute that they went away in October, which is a
very odd time to take for a holiday. Of course, Mrs. Evans stopped here
all August, or so she says, and she might answer that she wanted a
little change of air. But for my part, I think there must have been
something more, though, as I say, I cannot guess what it is. Luckily, it
is no concern of mine, and I need not worry my head about it. But I have
always thought Mrs. Evans looked far from strong, and it seems odd that
a doctor’s wife should not be more robust, when she has all his
laboratory to choose from.”

Henry lit his cigarette, and strolled to the window. The lawn was still
white with the unmelted hoar-frost, and the gardener was busy in the
beds, putting things tidy for the winter. This consisted in plucking up
anything of vegetable origin and carrying it off in a wheelbarrow. Thus
the beds were ready to receive the first bedded-out plants next May.

“I remember, my dear,” said Henry, “that you once thought that there had
been some--some understanding between Mrs. Evans and Major Ames, and
some misunderstanding between Major Ames and Dr. Evans.”

Mrs. Altham brought her eyebrows together and put her finger on her

“I seem to remember some ridiculous story of yours, Henry, about a bunch
of chrysanthemums in the road outside Dr. Evans’ house, how you had
seen Major Ames take them in, and there they were afterwards in the
road. I seem to remember your being so much excited about it that I made
a point of going round to Mrs. Ames’ next day with--with a book. I think
that at the time--correct me if I am wrong--I convinced you that there
was nothing whatever in it.... Or have you seen or heard anything since
that makes you think differently?” she added rather more briskly.

“No, my dear, nothing whatever,” said he.

Mrs. Altham got up.

“I am glad, very glad,” she said. “At any rate, we know in Riseborough
that we are safe from that sort of thing. I declare when I went to
London last week, I hardly slept with thinking of the dreadful things
that might be going on round me. Dear me, it is nearly ten o’clock. I do
not know whether the hours or the days go quickest! It is always
half-an-hour later than I expect it to be, and here we are in November
already. I shall rest for an hour, Henry, and I will write to Mrs. Ames
before lunch saying we shall be delighted to come on Saturday. November
the twelfth, too! Nearly half November will be gone by then, and that
leaves us but six weeks to Christmas, and it will be as much as we shall
be able to manage to get through all that has to be done before that.
But with these Swedish exercises, I declare I feel younger every day,
and more able to cope with everything. You should take to them, Henry;
by eleven o’clock they are finished and you have had your rest. With a
little management you would find time for everything.”

Henry sat over the dining-room fire, considering this. As has been
mentioned, he did not want to make any change in his excellent health,
but, on the other hand, a little rest after breakfast would be pleasant,
and when that was over it would be almost time to go to the club.

But it was impossible to settle a question like that offhand. After he
had read the paper he would think about it.

Mrs. Altham came hurrying back into the room.

“Henry, you would never guess what I have seen!” she said. “I glanced
out of the window in the hall on the way to my room, and there was Mrs.
Ames wobbling about the road on a bicycle. Major Ames was holding it
upright with both hands, and it looked to be as much as he could manage.
Yet she has no time for Suffragettes! I should be sorry if I thought I
should ever make such a hollow excuse as that. And at her age, too! I
had no time to call you, but I dare say she will be back soon if you
care to watch. The window-seat in the hall is quite comfortable.”

Henry took his paper there.

                                THE END

            _Richard Clay & Sons, Ltd., London and Bungay._

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