Title: Roy Blakeley: His Story
Author: Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
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ROY BLAKELEY


[Illustration: I BEGAN SINKING AS LOW AS MY WAIST.]


ROY BLAKELEY

His Story

Being the true narrative of his adventures and those of his
troop on land and sea and in the mud—particularly in the mud.
Taken from the Troop Book of the 1st Bridgeboro Troop B. S. A.
and arranged by himself with the assistance of Pee-wee Harris
and

PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH

Author of
Tom Slade, Boy Scout, Tom Slade at
Temple Camp, etc.

Illustrated by Howard L. Hastings

Published with the approval of
THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA



Grosset & Dunlap
Publishers    : :    New York

Copyright, 1920, by
Grosset & Dunlap



                           TABLE OF CONTENTS

               I. TROUBLES OF MY OWN—THE BIG CONCLAVE
              II. SWATTING THE SPY
             III. SWATTING THE SPY—CONTINUED
              IV. THE PLOT GROWS THINNER—OR ELSE THICKER
               V. LOST
              VI. THE TIGHT PLACE
             VII. WEETONKA, THE TERRIBLE CHIEF
            VIII. RESOPEKITWAFTENLY
              IX. THE LOST LETTER
               X. THE RAVENS
              XI. LOST
             XII. ARTIE’S ADVENTURE
            XIII. TRACKING
             XIV. THE SLACKER
              XV. DURING NOON HOUR
             XVI. NOBLE RAGS
            XVII. THE TWO CROSSES
           XVIII. SCOUT LAW NUMBER THREE
             XIX. THE END OF THE MEETING
              XX. MOSTLY ABOUT SKINNY
             XXI. SOMETHING MISSING
            XXII. SHOWS YOU WHERE I DO THE TALKING
           XXIII. IN THE WOODS
            XXIV. TREASURE ISLAND
             XXV. THE SHORT CUT
            XXVI. IN MY OWN CAMP
           XXVII. THE GENTLE BREEZE
          XXVIII. JOLLYING PEE-WEE
            XXIX. JIMMY, THE BRIDGE-TENDER
             XXX. GONE
            XXXI. THE CAPTAIN’S ORDERS
           XXXII. I MAKE A DANDY FRIEND
          XXXIII. SO LONG—SEE YOU LATER



                              ROY BLAKELEY



                               CHAPTER I

                  TROUBLES OF MY OWN—THE BIG CONCLAVE


Well, here I am at last, ready to tell you the adventures of our young
lives. Right away I have trouble with Pee-wee Harris. He’s about as easy
to keep down as a balloon full of gas. We call him the young dirigible
because he’s always going up in the air. Even at the start he must stick
in his chapter heading about a conclave.

Hanged if I know what a conclave is. It’s some kind of a meeting I
guess. He said it was something like a peace conference, but believe me,
the meeting I’m going to tell you about wasn’t much like a peace
conference. I told him I’d use my own heading and his too, just to keep
him quiet. I think he’s got his pockets stuffed full of chapter headings
and that he’ll be shooting them at me all the way through—like a
machine-gun.

I guess I might as well tell you about Pee-wee, before I tell you about
the conclave or whatever you call it. He’s Doctor Harris’s son and he’s
a member of the Raven Patrol. He’s a member in good standing, only he
doesn’t stand very high. Honest, you can hardly see him without a
magnifying glass. But for voice—_good night_!

He sings in the Methodist Church choir and they say he can throw his
voice anywhere. I wish he’d throw it in the ash barrel, I know that.

He always wears his belt-axe to troop meetings, in case the Germans
should invade Bridgeboro, I suppose. He’s the troop mascot and if you
walk around him three times and ruffle up his beautiful curly hair, you
can change your luck.

Well, now I’ll tell you about the meeting. We had a big special meeting
to decide about two things, and believe me, those two things had
momentous consequences. _Momentous_—that’s a good word, hey?

One thing, we wanted to decide about our campaign for collecting books
for soldiers, and another thing, we wanted to decide how we could all go
up to Temple Camp in our cabin launch, the _Good Turn_.

This large and what-do-you-call-it launch—I mean commodious launch—is
a dandy boat, except for one thing—the bow is too near the stern. If we
were sardines instead of boy scouts, it would be all right, but you see
there’s twenty-four of us altogether, not counting Captain Kidd, our
mascot—he’s a parrot.

So I got up and said, “How are we going to crowd twenty-four growing
boys and a parrot into a twenty foot launch?”

“It can’t be did,” Doc Carson shouted.

“Then some of us will have to hike it on our dear little feet,” I said.

“Or else we’ll have to get a barge or something or other and tow it,”
Artie Van Arlen said.

“What, with a three horsepower engine?” somebody else shouted.

“You can bet I won’t be one of the ones to hike it,” Pee-wee yelled;
“I’ll dope out some scheme or other.”

And _believe me_, he did.

Well, after we’d been talking about an hour or so on how we’d manage it,
Mr. Ellsworth, our scoutmaster, up and said there was plenty of time for
that as long as we were not going to camp for a couple of weeks anyway,
and that we’d better begin thinking of how we were going to start about
collecting books for soldiers.

All the while I had something very important to say, and I was kind of
trembling, as you might say, for I thought maybe Mr. Ellsworth wouldn’t
like the idea. Anyway I got up and began:

“The author that wrote all about ‘Tom Slade’s Adventures in the World
War’,” I said, “told me it would be a good idea for me to write up our
troop’s adventures and he’d help me to get them published.”

Then up jumped Pee-wee Harris like a jack-in-the-box.

“What are you talking about?” he shouted; “don’t you know you have to
have a command of language to write books? You’re crazy!”

“I should worry about a command of language,” I told him. “Haven’t I got
command of the Silver Fox Patrol? Anybody who can command the Silver Fox
Patrol ought to be able to command a few languages and things. I could
command a whole regiment even,” I kept up, for I saw that Pee-wee was
getting worked up, as usual, and all the fellows were laughing, even Mr.
Ellsworth.

“If you could command a division,” Westy Martin said, in that sober way
of his, “you ought to be able to command English all right.”

“I can command any kind of a division,” I shouted, all the while winking
at Westy. “I can command a long division or a short division or a
multiplication or a subtraction or a plain addition.”

“What are you talking about?” Pee-wee yelled. “You’re crazy!”

“I can command anything except Pee-wee Harris’s temper,” I said.

Well, you ought to have seen Pee-wee. Even Mr. Ellsworth had to laugh.

“How can a fellow your age write books?” he fairly screamed. “You have
to have sunsets and twilights and gurgling brooks and——”

“You leave the gurgling brooks to me,” I said; “I’ll make them gurgle
all right. There’s going to be plenty of action in these books. And
Pee-wee Harris is going to be the village cut-up.”

“Are you going to have girls?” he shouted.

“Sure I’m going to have girls—gold haired girls—all kinds—take your
pick.”

“_Good night!_” Pee-wee shouted, “I see your finish.”

Well, pretty soon everybody was shouting at the same time and Pee-wee
was dancing around, saying we were all crazy. Most of the Raven Patrol
were with him and they ought to be called the Raving Patrol, believe
_me_.

Then Mr. Ellsworth held up his hand in that quiet way he has. “This
sounds like the Western Front or a Bolsheviki meeting,” he said, “and
I’m afraid our young Raven, Mr. Pee-wee Harris, will presently explode
and that would be an unpleasant episode for any book.”

“Good night!” I said. “Don’t want any of my books to end with an
explosion.”

Then he said how it would be a good idea for me to write up our
adventures and how he’d help me whenever I got stuck and how he guessed
the author of Tom Slade would put in fancy touches for me, because he
lives in our town and he’s a whole lot interested in our troop. He said
that breezes and distant views and twilights and things aren’t so hard
when you get used to them and even storms and hurricanes are easy if you
only know how. He said girls aren’t so easy to manage though.

“I’ll help you out with the girls,” Pee-wee said; “I know all about
girls. And I’ll help you with the names of the chapters, too.”

“All right,” Mr. Ellsworth said, “I think Pee-wee will prove a valuable
collaborator.”

“A which?” Pee-wee said, kind of frightened.

So then we all laughed and Mr. Ellsworth said it was getting late and
we’d better settle about collecting books for the soldiers.

We decided that after we got to camp I’d begin writing up our adventures
on the trip, but we couldn’t decide how we’d all go in our boat, and
that was the thing that troubled us a lot, because the fellows in our
troop always hang together and we didn’t like the idea of being
separated.

Well, I guess that’s all there is to tell you about the meeting, and in
the next chapter I’m going to tell you all about how we collected the
books for the fellows in camp, and how the mystery about the boat was
solved. Those are Pee-wee’s words about the _mystery of the boat_. I
can’t see that there was any mystery about it, but there was another
kind of a mystery, believe me, and that kid was the cause of it. I guess
maybe you’ll like the next chapter better than this one.

So long.



                               CHAPTER II

                            SWATTING THE SPY


Now I’m going to tell you about how we collected books for soldiers and
especially about Pee-wee’s big stunt.

The next morning we started out and by night we had over five hundred
books. Mr. Ellsworth said they were mostly light literature, but if he
had only had to carry fifty of them on his shoulder like I did, he’d
have thought they were pretty heavy literature, believe _me_.

This is the way we fixed it. The Raving Patrol (that’s Pee-wee’s patrol,
you know) used Doctor Harris’s five-passenger Fraud car. It didn’t go
very good and Pumpkin Odell (Raven) said he guessed it was because the
wheels were tired—that’s a joke. They held up all the houses in Little
Valley. That’s about sumpty-seven miles or so from Bridgeboro. They’ve
got two stores there and a sign that says “Welcome to Automobilists” and
how they’ll be arrested if they don’t obey the speed laws. Welcome to
jail—good night!

The Elk Patrol (that’s our new patrol, you know) went over to East
Bridgeboro with Pinky Dawson’s express wagon (one horsepower) and _some_
horse—I wish you could see him. The Elks were a pretty lively bunch,
I’ll say that, and they cleaned out all the private libraries in East
Bridgeboro. They even got cook-books and arithmetics and books about
geometry—pity the poor soldiers.

The Silver Fox Patrol took care of Bridgeboro. That’s the best patrol of
the whole three. I’m leader of the Silver Foxes. The Ravens call us the
Silver-plated Foxes, but that’s because we call them the Raving Patrol
and the reason we call them the Raving Patrol is on account of Pee-wee.

Let’s see, where was I? Oh yes, the Silver Foxes took care of
Bridgeboro. Brick Warner (he’s red-headed) has a Complex car or a
Simplex, or whatever you call it—I should worry. I mean his father has
it. He’s got a dandy father; he gave Brick five dollars so that we could
have a blow-out at lunch time. Oh, boy, we had two blowouts and a
puncture.

We got over two hundred books that day—light literature, dark
literature, all colors. I could tell you a lot of things that happened
that day, because we did a lot of good turns, and one bad turn, when we
grazed a telegraph pole. What cared we? But you’ll care more about
hearing of Pee-wee and the raving Ravens and how they made out.

Anyway, I guess I might as well tell you now about the scouts in my
patrol. Don’t ever borrow trouble, but get to be a patrol leader, and
you’ll have troubles of your own. Then you can pick out the one you want
and I’ll drown the rest. After that I’ll tell you about the grand drive
in Little Valley.

First in the Silver Fox Patrol comes Roy Blakeley—that’s me. I’m patrol
leader and I’ve got eleven merit badges. I’ve got two sisters too. One
of them is crazy about the movies.

I’ve got seven scouts to look after and Captain Kidd, the parrot—he’s
our mascot. Our patrol color is green and he’s green with a yellow neck.
He’s got one merit badge—for music. _Good night_! Then comes Westy
Martin, and Dorry Benton and Huntley Manners and Sleuth Seabury, because
he’s a good detective, and Will Dawson and Brick Warner and Slick Warner
and that’s all.

Now I’ll tell you about the raving Ravens. Of course, I can’t tell you
all that happened in Little Valley that day, because I wasn’t there. Doc
Carson said they had trouble with the motor and Pee-wee. He said that
Pee-wee kept running wild all day. But anyway they brought back a lot of
books with them, I’ll say that much.

Well, when the day’s drive was over, we all took our books to the troop
room and piled them up on the table, and waited for Mr. Ellsworth to
come. He usually comes home from the city on the Woolworth Special. We
call it the Woolworth Special because it gets to Bridgeboro at five ten.
Along about six o’clock he showed up, and we began sorting out the
books. The biggest pile was brought in by the Ravens, and when he
noticed a pile of about twenty or thirty books tied with a brown cord,
he asked where those came from. Then up jumped Pee-wee, very excited,
and said:

“I’ll tell you about those.”

“Do tell,” said Elmer Sawyer, winking at me.

“Good night! Pee-wee’s got the floor,” shouted Westy.

“Floor!” shouted Dorry Benton. “He’s got the walls and the ceiling and
the mantelpiece and everything.”

“Will you pay a little attention?” Pee-wee screamed.

“We’re paying as little as possible,” I told him.

“You’re the worst of the lot,” he yelled; “that pile of books, the ones
with the brown cord, were given to us by a kindly old gentleman; he——”

“A which?” Doc Carson said.

“Don’t you know a kindly old gentleman when you see one?” Pee-wee fairly
screamed.

“Let’s see one,” Artie shouted.

And that’s the way it went on till Mr. Ellsworth came to Pee-wee’s
rescue like he always does. He said we should let Pee-wee have the
chair.

“Here’s a couple of chairs for him,” we shouted.

“He can have the table too, if he wants it,” I said; anything to keep
him quiet.

“I don’t want to be quiet,” Pee-wee screamed.

Good night, that was some meeting. Well, pretty soon Mr. Ellsworth got
us all throttled down and Pee-wee started to tell us about his visit to
the kindly old gentleman. It seemed that was one of the houses that
Pee-wee called at alone and the kindly old gentleman fell for him like
grown up people mostly do. I don’t know what it is but everybody seems
to like Pee-wee. You know just because you jolly a fellow, it’s not a
sign you don’t like him. Pee-wee is one bully little scout, I’ll say
that much.

“Do you want to hear about it?” he said.

“Proceed with your narrative,” I told him; “begin at the beginning, go
on till you come to the end, then stop.”

“Be sure to stop,” Westy said.

Well, then Pee-wee went on to tell us about the kindly old gentleman. He
lived in a big white house, he said, with grounds around it and a big
flag pole on the lawn, with a flag flying from it. He said that the old
gentleman didn’t talk very good English and he thought maybe he was a
German or French or something or other. He guessed maybe he was a
professor or something like that. Anyway, he took Pee-wee through his
library, picking out the books he didn’t want, till he had given him
about twenty or thirty. Then they tied them up in a brown cord and
Pee-wee took them out to the Fraud car.

Well that’s about all there was to it, and I guess nothing more would
have happened, if I hadn’t untied the cord and picked up the book that
lay on top. It was a book about German history, princes and all that
stuff, and I guess it wouldn’t interest soldiers much. Just as I was
running through it, I happened to notice a piece of paper between the
leaves, which I guess the old gentleman put there for a book-mark. As
soon as I picked it up and read it, I said, “Good night! Look at this,”
and I handed it to Mr. Ellsworth. It said something about getting
information to Hindenburg, and about how a certain German spy was in one
of the American camps in France.

Mr. Ellsworth read it through two or three times, and then said, “Boys,
this looks like a very serious matter. You said the old gentleman spoke
broken English, Walter?”

That’s the name he always called Pee-wee.

“Cracky,” I said, “Pee-wee’s kindly old gentleman is a German spy.”

“Sure he is,” said Westy Martin, “and he’s only flying the American flag
for a bluff, he’s a deep dyed villain.”

“He can’t be dyed very deep,” said Doc Carson, in that sober way of his;
“because we haven’t any German dyes to dye him with.”

I was just going to say something to kid Pee-wee along, when I noticed
that Mr. Ellsworth was very serious, and Pee-wee was staring like a
ghost.

“Boys,” Mr. Ellsworth said, “I have no idea of the full meaning of this
paper.” Then he said how maybe in collecting books we had caught a spy
in our net. He said that he was going to take the paper anyway and show
it to the Federal Commissioner, down in the Post Office Building.

“If he’s a spy, we’ll swat him all right,” I said.

“We’ll more than swat him,” Mr. Ellsworth said, and I could see by the
look in his eye that he meant business.



                              CHAPTER III

                       SWATTING THE SPY—CONTINUED


We didn’t swat him in that chapter because I had to go to supper, but
we’ll surely swat him in this one. Positively guaranteed.

Pee-wee was proud that he made such a hit with the old gentleman and
especially because he got so many books from him. But when he realized
that the paper I found in one of the books had something to do with
spying, it was all Mr. Ellsworth could do to keep him quiet. He told us
all not to say anything, because maybe, the old man might find out that
he was going to be nabbed and go away. I guess Pee-wee felt pretty
important. Anyway I know he was frightened, because all the next morning
he kept asking me if he’d have to go to court and things like that.

“The only court you’ll go to, is the tennis court,” I told him; so we
made up a set with my two sisters, Ruth and Marjorie, and the girls beat
us three games. While we were playing, along came Mr. Ellsworth and
Commissioner Terry with two strange men, and I could see Pee-wee was
very nervous. They sent the girls away and then began to ask Pee-wee
questions. I could see that they thought the discovery we made was
pretty serious.

“Are you the boy that found the paper in the book?” they asked me. Then
they wanted to know what kind of a book it was, and I told them it was a
book about German history and they screwed up their faces and looked
very suspicious.

“You say that the man spoke broken English?” one of them asked Pee-wee.

Pee-wee was kind of nervous, I could see. “It—it—well it wasn’t
exactly broken,” he said.

“Just a little bent,” I said, and oh, you ought to have seen the frown
Mr. Ellsworth gave me.

“It was kind of—just a little——” Pee-wee began.

“We understand,” one of the men said. Then the other one spoke to us. He
said, “Boys, we want you to go over with us and we want this youngster
to identify the man. You needn’t be afraid, Uncle Sam is with you.”

But, cracky, I didn’t like it and I guess Pee-wee didn’t either. I’ve
read stories about boys that had men arrested and all that, and I always
thought I’d like to be one of those regular heroes. But when it came to
really doing it, I knew then that I didn’t like to help arrest anybody,
and I bet most real fellows feel the same way. I felt funny, kind of.
That’s why I have no use for young detectives in stories, because I know
you’ve got to be a grown-up man to feel that way and do things like
that.

They had an automobile right near the tennis courts and we all got in
and Pee-wee and I sat in back with our scoutmaster. Cracky, I was glad
our scoutmaster was along, that’s one sure thing.

Pretty soon we got to Little Valley and Pee-wee pointed out the big
white house with the lawn and the flag flying there. Jiminy, but it
looked good and I wished we were up at Temple Camp, raising our colors
near the boat landing.

While we were going up the gravel path, the old gentleman came out on
his porch and looked at us and I felt kind of ashamed and I could see
Pee-wee did too. But, cracky, I’ve got no use for spies, that’s one sure
thing. Pee-wee and I kind of hung behind and I guess he felt funny, sort
of, when the old gentleman waved his hand to him, as if they were old
friends.

I can’t remember all they said but the two men who I knew were
detectives showed the old gentleman the paper and asked him what it
meant. First he seemed kind of flustered and angry and I know Pee-wee’s
heart was thumping—anyway it would have been thumping, except that it
was up in his throat.

Then the men said that they’d have to search the house to see if there
was a wireless and then the old gentleman got angry; then all of a
sudden he sat down in one of the wicker chairs on the porch and began to
laugh and laugh and laugh. Then he looked at Pee-wee and said,

“I suppose this is the young gentleman who succeeded in trapping me. I
must take off my hat to the Boy Scouts,” and he smiled with an awful
pleasant kind of a smile and held out his hand to Pee-wee.

Well, you should have seen Pee-wee. It was as good as a three-ringed
circus. He stood there as if he was posing for animal crackers. And even
the detectives looked kind of puzzled, but all the while suspicious.

“Are you the spy-catcher?” the old gentleman said to Pee-wee, but
Pee-wee looked all flabbergasted and only shifted from one foot to the
other.

“I hope you don’t mean to kill me with that belt-axe?” the old gentleman
asked. But Pee-wee just couldn’t speak.

“He must be a telephone girl—he doesn’t answer,” I blurted out, and
even the detectives had to laugh.

“Gentlemen, if you will step inside, I’ll make full confession and then
give myself up,” the old man said; “for I see there is no use in trying
to escape the Boy Scouts. It was I who wrote that treasonable memorandum
and I may as well tell you that I have a wireless. I will give you my
whole history. I see that my young friend here is a most capable secret
service agent.”

“We’re only small boys—we belong to the infantry,” I said, for I just
couldn’t help blurting it out.

Well, we all went inside and I could see that the Commissioner and the
detectives kept very near the old gentleman as if they didn’t have much
use for his laughing and his pleasant talk. I guess maybe they were used
to that kind of thing, and he couldn’t fool them.

When we got into his library I saw books all around on the shelves,
hundreds of them I guess, and the desk was covered with papers and there
was a picture of Mark Twain with “Best regards to Mr. Donnelle,” written
on it. Gee whittaker, I thought when I looked around; maybe Mr. Donnelle
is a deep-dyed spy all right, but he’s sure a high-brow.

“You’d have to take an elevator to get up to him,” I whispered to
Pee-wee.

“Shhh,” Pee-wee said, “maybe he isn’t dyed so very deep—there’s
different shades of dyes.”

“Maybe he’s only dyed a light gray or a pale blue,” I said.

Then Mr. Donnelle got out a big fat red book that said on it “Who’s Who
in America” and, jiminy, I’m glad I never had to study it, because it
had about a million pages. I hate biography anyway—biography and
arithmetic. Then he turned to a certain page.

“Now, gentlemen,” he said, “if you will just read this I will then
consent to go with you,” and he smiled all over his face.

The four men leaned over and began reading, but Pee-wee and I didn’t
because they didn’t ask us and Boy Scouts don’t butt in.

“I bet it tells all about German spies and everything, and now he’s
going to make a full confession,” Pee-wee said; “maybe our names will be
in the New York papers, hey?”

“They’ll be more likely to be in the fly-paper,” I said; “there’s
something funny about this.”

“I bet he was going to blow up some ships,” Pee-wee said.

“I bet he’ll blow _us_ up in a minute,” I told him; because I could see
that he was saying something to the men while they all looked at the
book, and that the whole four of them were laughing—especially Mr.
Ellsworth.

“It was the elder boy who discovered it,” I heard him say, smiling all
the while.

“_Good night!_” I said to Pee-wee, “I thought we had a German in
custody, but instead of that, we’re in Dutch!”

“Will they send us to jail?” he whispered.

“I think we’ll get about ten merit badges for this—not,” I said; “he’s
no spy.”

Well, the men didn’t pay much attention to us, only strolled over to one
side of the room and began chatting together, and Mr. Donnelle got a box
of cigars and they each took one.

“I wouldn’t smoke one of those cigars,” Pee-wee said, “they might be
bombs. The Germans are pretty tricky—safety first.”

Then Mr. Ellsworth came over to us, smiling all over his face. “Well,
boys,” he said, “I’m glad to say that our spy quest has gone up in
smoke. Mr. Donnelle is one of the best known authors of America. He is
writing a story of the war and our _dark_ memorandum is just a little
literary note of his about a spy among the American forces. I think we
shall find it a most interesting story when it is finished. It is full
of German intrigue and you will be glad to know that the imaginary spy
is caught and court-martialled. You have done a fine thing by your
discovery, for Mr. Donnelle has become greatly interested in the Scouts,
and especially in our young scout author.” Then he gave me a funny look.
“So you see our _dark_ memorandum was not so dark after all.”

“G-o-o-d night!” I said; “it was a kind of a pale white.”

“And I dare say,” Mr. Ellsworth said, all the while slapping me on the
shoulder, “that our deep-dyed villain is going to prove a very good
friend.”

“Even if you’re deep-dyed,” said Pee-wee, “sometimes the colors will run
and you won’t be so deep-dyed after all. My sister had a skirt and she
dyed it a deep——”

Honest, that kid is a scream.



                               CHAPTER IV

                 THE PLOT GROWS THINNER—OR ELSE THICKER


Pee-wee says it grows thicker and I say it grows thinner, so I put it
both ways. I told him things would begin to stir up in this chapter and
he said a thing always gets thicker when you stir it. I should worry.

“Suppose we should go boating or something like that where there’s a lot
of water,” I told him; “that would thin it some if you added water,
wouldn’t it?”

“You’re crazy,” he shouted.

Westy Martin wanted to name it The Deep Dyed Villain—so you can call it
that if you want to—I don’t care.

Now I’ll start off. You remember about Mr. Donnelle saying that he had a
wireless. Well, pretty soon after what I’ve been telling you about, the
men went away and they were all laughing and good-natured about it. I
heard one of them say that the Boy Scouts were a wide-awake lot. Believe
me, they wouldn’t say that if they saw us sleeping after a day’s hike at
Temple Camp, If you heard Vic Norris snore, you’d think it was the West
Front in France.

Well anyway, Mr. Donnelle wanted Pee-wee and me to stay at his house a
little while, because he said he was kind of interested in us. He would
listen to Pee-wee very sober like and then begin to laugh. And whenever
Pee-wee tried to explain, it only made him laugh more.

“Anyway, I could see you weren’t a very bad kind of a spy,” Pee-wee
said.

Jiminety! I had to laugh.

Well, Mr. Donnelle asked us all about the Scouts and we told him all
about them—Pee-wee mostly did that. He’s a scout propaganderlet—that’s
a small sized propagandist. We told him how we didn’t know how we are
going to manage to get up to Temple Camp in our launch, because it would
only hold about seven or eight boys and we had twenty-four, not counting
Captain Kidd, the parrot.

“Well, now I have a little scheme,” he said, smiling all the while, “and
perhaps we can hit some sort of a plan. If I can only get you boys out
of the way, away up at camp, I’ll be able to carry on my German
propaganda work.” Then he winked at me and I knew he was kidding
Pee-wee.

Well, believe me, we hit a plan all right; we more than hit it, we gave
it a knockout blow.

All the while we were talking, he was taking us across the lawn till
pretty soon we came to a little patch of woods and as soon as I got a
whiff of those trees, good night, I felt as if I was up at Temple Camp
already. That’s a funny thing about trees—you get to know them and like
them sort of.

Then pretty soon we came to a creek that ran through the woods and I
could see it was deep and all shaded by the trees. Oh, jiminy, it was
fine. And you could hear it ripple too, just like the water of Black
Lake up near Temple Camp. If I was a grown-up author I could write some
dandy stuff about it, because it was all dark and spooky as you might
say, and you could see the trees reflected in it and casting their
something or other—you know what I mean.

“Can you follow a trail?” Mr. Donnelle asked us.

“Trails are our middle names,” I told him, “and I can follow one——”

“Whitherso’er——” Pee-wee began.

“Whither so which?” I said. Because he was trying to talk high brow just
because he knew Mr. Donnelle was an author.

So he led us along a trail that ran along the shore all in and out
through trees, and he said it was all his property. Pretty soon I could
see part of a house through the trees and I thought I’d like to live
there, it was so lonely.

“You mean secluded,” Pee-wee said. Mr. Donnelle smiled and I told him
Pee-wee was a young dictionary—pocket size.

Pretty soon we reached the house and, _good night_, it wasn’t any house
at all; it was a house-boat. And I could see the fixtures for a wireless
on it, only the wires had been taken down.

Then Mr. Donnelle said, “Boys,” he said, “this is my old workshop and I
have spent many happy hours in it. But I don’t use it any more and if
you boys think you could all pile into it, why you are welcome to it for
the summer. It has no power, but perhaps you could tow it behind your
launch. Anyway you may charter it for the large sum of nothing at all,
as a reward for foiling a spy.”

“I—I kind of knew you were not a spy all the time,” said Pee-wee.

Well, I was so flabbergasted that I just couldn’t speak and even Pee-wee
was struck dumb. We just gaped like a couple of idiots, and after a
while I said, “Cracky, it’s too good to be true.”

“So you see what comes from collecting books for soldiers and for
keeping your eyes open,” Mr. Donnelle said; “you have caught a bigger
fish than you thought. Now suppose I show you through the inside.”

Now here is the place where the plot begins to get thicker and, believe
me, in four or five chapters it will be as thick as mud. We were just
coming up to the house-boat to go aboard it, when suddenly the door flew
open and a fellow scampered across the deck and ran away.

I could see that he had pretty shabby clothes and a peaked cap and I
guess he was startled to hear us coming. In just a few seconds he was
gone in the woods and we all stood gaping there while the boat bobbed up
and down, on account of him jumping from it. But I got a squint at his
face all right, and I noticed the color of his cap and how he ran, and
I’m mighty glad I did, because that fellow was going to come into our
young lives again and cause us a lot of trouble, you can bet.

Mr. Donnelle said he was probably just a tramp that had been sleeping in
the boat and he didn’t seem to mind much, only he said it would be
better to keep the door locked.

“Maybe he might have been a——” Pee-wee began.

“No siree,” I said. “We’ve had enough of deep-dyed villains for one day,
if that’s what you were going to say.”

“Maybe we’d better track him,” said Pee-wee, very serious.

“Nix on the tracking,” I said, “I’ve retired from the detective
business, and now I’m going to be cook on a house-boat.”

“We’ll have a good anchor anyway if you make biscuits,” Pee-wee said.

“They’ll weigh more than you do anyway,” I fired back. And Mr. Donnelle
began to laugh.

Well, we didn’t bother our heads any more about the tramp, but I could
see that Pee-wee would have been happier if we’d have thought it was the
Kaiser or Villa, instead of just a plain ordinary tramp, looking for a
place to sleep. But oh, crinkums, you’ll be surprised when you hear all
about that fellow and who he was and I suppose you’d like me to tell you
now, wouldn’t you? But I won’t.

I’ve got to go to camp meeting now, so goodbye, see you later.



                               CHAPTER V

                                  LOST


Now I’m going to write until my sister begins playing the piano. Music
and literature don’t mix, believe me. There are two cruises in this
book, a big one and a little one. You can take your pick. The little one
is full of mud and the big one is full of pep. Anyway you get your
money’s worth, that’s one sure thing.

This chapter is about the little cruise. But first I have to tell you
about the house-boat, because it turned out to be our home sweet home
for a couple of weeks. It didn’t only turn out, but it turned in and it
turned sideways and every which way. But I’m not going to knock it. It
got knocks enough going through the creek and up Bridgeboro River. It
knocked into two bridges and goodness knows what all. But what cared we,
yo ho? We cared nit—I mean naught.

First Mr. Donnelle showed us through it and it was dandy, only in very
poor shape. Its shape was square. But I wouldn’t laugh at it because we
had a lot of fun on it. Inside it had two rooms and a little kitchen and
the roof had a railing around it and there was lots of room there. There
was lots of room on the deck too. And there was a kind of little
guard-house, too, to put Pee-wee in if he didn’t behave. Some of the
windows were broken, but I knew we could fix them easily. All we needed
to do was eat some green apples and then we’d have plenty of panes.
There were some lockers too, only one of them was locked and we couldn’t
get into it.

I guess the tramp didn’t take anything, because there was nothing
missing. I guess all he took was a look around. There were some cushions
piled on one of the lockers and they looked as if someone had been
sleeping on them. Pee-wee said he could see the oil stove had been used
by the smell—he’s got such sharp eyes that he can see a smell. I told
him he had a classy eye because there was a pupil in it, and you ought
to have seen Mr. Donnelle laugh. I guess he thought we were crazy.

“Well we should worry about the tramp,” I said, “especially now that we
have a boat like this. The next thing to do is to bring the whole troop
and get her fixed up.”

One thing was easy anyway. Just below Bridgeboro, where we live, there
is a kind of a branch flowing into the Bridgeboro River. We always
called it the creek. Now we found out from Mr. Donnelle that it started
along up above Little Valley. Over there they call it Dutch Creek. He
said that at high tide we could float the houseboat right down into
Bridgeboro River and then wait for the up tide or else tow it up to
Bridgeboro. Cracky, I could see it would be a cinch and I was glad
because we fellows didn’t have money enough to have the boat carted by
land. But, _good night_, this way was easy.

The next morning I sent a birch bark call to all the fellows in our
troop. I sent them each a little piece of birch bark by courier. Connie
Bennett, he’s our courier. And that meant come to Special Meeting—W. S.
W. S. means without scoutmaster. So pretty soon they began coming up to
Camp Solitaire. That’s the name I gave the tent I have on our lawn. When
they were all there, I told them about Mr. Donnelle and the houseboat,
and we decided that we’d hike over to Little Valley and pile right in
and get it ready instead of bringing it to Bridgeboro first. We decided
that if we worked on it for about three days, it would be ready.

So we all started to hike it along the road to Little Valley. We had an
adventure before we got there, and I guess I’d better tell you about it.
I made a map too, so you can see the way everything was. It’s about five
miles to Little Valley by the road.

Well, we were all hiking it along, sometimes going scout-pace and most
of the time jollying Pee-wee, when all of a sudden I noticed a mark on a
rock that I was sure was a scout mark. It was an arrow and it was marked
with a piece of slate. Underneath the arrow was another mark like a
pail, so I knew the sign meant that there was water in that direction.

I didn’t know any scouts around our way that could be camping there, but
whenever a scout sees a scout sign he usually likes to follow it up. So
I told the fellows I was going to follow if there was any time. They
said it was an old last year’s mark, but go ahead if I wanted to, and I
told them I’d meet them at Little Valley later.

So now comes the adventure. As soon as I left the fellows, I hit the
trail into the woods just like you’ll see on the map I made. It wasn’t
much of a trail and I guess a fellow couldn’t follow it if he wasn’t a
scout. It was all thick woods like a jungle kind of, and I could see
where branches had been broken by somebody that passed there. Pretty
soon it began to get swampy and there wasn’t any more trail at all.

[Illustration]

As long as there’s any sign of a trail you can’t get me rattled, but
cracky, I don’t like marshes. You can get lost in a marsh easier than in
any other place. Pretty soon I was plodding around deeper than my knees
and it gave me a strain every time I dragged my leg out of the swamp.
Maybe you’ll wonder why I didn’t go back, but if you do, that’s because
you don’t know much about marshes. All of a sudden I was right in the
middle of it, as you might say, and there were no landmarks at all.

Pretty soon I was in waist deep and then I was scared, you can bet. If
there’s one thing that gets me scared it’s quicksand. As long as I could
get my legs out I was all right, but when I began sinking as low as my
waist and had to drag myself out by squirming and catching hold of
bushes and things, then I lost my nerve—I have to admit it.

I saw I was a fool ever to go into that pesky place, but it was too late
and I knew that pretty soon I’d be in too deep to get out. Oh, jiminies,
I was scared. Once, after I scrambled out I tried lying flat on the
marsh with the reeds laid over sideways underneath me. But they didn’t
hold me up and anyway I knew I couldn’t lie that way forever. I wondered
how a scout had ever gone through here.

Before I knew how to swim I came mighty near to getting drowned and I
got lost in the woods, too, when I was a tenderfoot. But this was worse
than anything I ever knew before. Once I sank down almost to my
shoulders and I guess I would have been a goner, only my feet struck
something hard and flat and I stood on that until I got rested a little.

All the while I looked around to see if I could decide where the land
might be a little harder, but I guess I must have been in the worst part
of it. I decided that the safest thing I could do was to stand just
where I was. I didn’t know what it was I was standing on, but anyway it
didn’t seem to sink any, so I was kind of safe there, as you might say.
But I knew I could never raise myself out of that place and I’d have to
just stand there till I got so tired and hungry, that I’d drop down and
be sucked into the marsh.

So anyway, I’d have to die, I was sure of that, only I didn’t want to
die any sooner than I had to. Two or three times I shouted as loud as I
could, but I knew it wasn’t any use, because I was two or three miles
away from any house. Even if anybody knew, I didn’t see how they could
get to me and it was only by good luck that I wasn’t dead already on
account of the hard thing I was standing on. Every once in a while
bubbles would come up and I thought it was because that thing I was
standing on was sinking lower. The marsh was just about even with my
shoulders and I kept looking sideways at my shoulders all the time, so
as to see if I was going down any and sometimes I thought I was. But I
guess I wasn’t.

The weeds stood up all around me so I couldn’t see, except up in the air
and it was like being in a grave with just my head out. Gee, I thought
about the fellows hiking it to Little Valley and beginning work on the
house-boat and waiting for me to come, and I could just kind of hear
them jollying Pee-wee, and oh, I wished I was there. I was wondering who
the Silver Foxes would elect for their patrol leader and then I got to
thinking how nobody, not even my mother and father, would ever know what
became of me, because you can’t drag a marsh like you can a river. And
it seemed kind of funny like, to die without anybody ever knowing what
became of you.

Pretty soon my legs began getting very tired like a fellow’s legs always
do when he keeps standing in water. Only this was worse than water. I
wondered how it would feel when my knees gave out and I sank down.

Then I happened to think about having my hike-book with me. It was all
wet and the pencil was wet too, but I held it up high out of the marsh
and wrote this on one of the pages. After I wrote it I stuck it up high
on one of the marsh weeds.

    This is where Roy Blakeley, patrol leader, Silver Fox Patrol,
    Bridgeboro Troop, B. S. A., was sucked down into the marsh,
    after he couldn’t stand up any more. I was standing on something
    that was hard and maybe you’ll find my body lying on that. In my
    desk is something I was going to give my mother for a birthday
    present. I send her a lot of love too. My father too. And I hope
    my Patrol gets along all right and that the troop has a lot of
    fun this summer. I hope somebody will find this.



                               CHAPTER VI

                            THE TIGHT PLACE


After that I made up my mind I wouldn’t think any more about living and
then I was satisfied, kind of. ’Cause as long as you know you’ve got to
die, what’s the difference. They could get another fellow to lead the
patrol, that’s one sure thing. Mostly I cared about my mother on account
of not being able to say good-bye to her.

All of a sudden it seemed as if there was more water around me than
before. Up to that time it was mushy, kind of, but not much water. But
now it was more like water all around me and I noticed a little bunch of
net moss near me. Maybe you don’t know what net moss is. It’s moss that
grows in swamps. Well, what do you think I saw lying on that clump of
net moss? Cracky, you’d hardly believe it, but it was a spark plug. And
it looked funny to see it there.

If you’re not a scout maybe you don’t know anything about camping, but
it’s one of our rules not to defile the woods with rubbish and Mr.
Ellsworth always told us a tomato can didn’t look right in the woods.
Well, jiminety, that spark plug sure did look funny lying on that piece
of net moss. It floated right near my shoulder and I lifted it off and,
oh, crinkums, but it made me think of Bridgeboro.

It was almost the same as if it was a fellow come to rescue me, as you
might say. It was just because it didn’t belong there, I guess. Of
course, I knew it couldn’t rescue me, but it reminded me of people and
that kind of cheered me up a little.

Then I began to think about it. I remembered what our scoutmaster said
about a fellow that’s drowning—that he can think as long as his head is
out of water. And this was like drowning, only slower. I was wondering
how that spark plug got there. It’s funny how you’ll think about little
things like that even when you’re dying.

One thing sure, no automobile ever went through there, and no motorcycle
either. Maybe a fellow in an airplane might have dropped it, or maybe—

Then, all of a sudden I began to laugh. And while I was laughing some
water flowed into my mouth. But I didn’t care, I was feeling so good. I
knew all about the whole thing now, and I felt like kicking myself only
my feet were down in all that tangle of marsh. But what cared I, yo
ho—and a couple of yee hees.

Oh, I was some wise little boy scout then, and I had a scout smile long
enough to tie in a couple of bow knots. That spark plug was thrown out
of a motor boat. I could see that the spark points were bad and somebody
threw it away because it wouldn’t work and then put in a new one. And I
knew that already the tide was beginning to come up and that pretty soon
there would be a creek here and that I could swim in it.

Cracky, you can’t scare me when it’s a question of swimming, for I
wasn’t brought up in a bath tub. Many’s the time I swam across Black
Lake. Water’s all right, but swamps—_good night_!

Maybe if you don’t live near meadow lands you won’t understand how it
was. But when the tide rises twice every twenty-four hours (you learn
that in the Fourth Grade), it makes creeks through the meadows and
marshes. Some of them are deep enough for small motor boats even, only
you’ve got to be careful not to stay up one of them too long or you’ll
get stuck till the next day. One time that happened to Ed Sanders that
owned the _Rascal_ and he was there all night, and he almost died from
poison of the mosquitoes. Anyway I would have been dead before night
when the mosquitoes come out—that’s one good thing. I don’t mean it’s
one good thing, but anyway you know what I mean.

Pretty soon I could push the swamp grass out of the way and swim a
little. Oh, cracky, I was thankful for that tide! I knew it would keep
on coming when it once started ’cause the tide never goes back on you.
Of course it goes back, but you know what I mean. Sometimes if you’re on
a hike and telling time by the sun it’ll go under a cloud, or sometimes
if you’re lost and following the stars, it’ll cloud up and you can’t see
them any more. And crinkums, a trail will go back on you sometimes. But
the tide is sure. It’s _got_ to come up, and so I knew it was coming up
to rescue me and I knew I was all right as soon as I saw that spark
plug.

Pee-wee wanted to name this chapter “_Saved By A Spark Plug_” or “_The
Hero Plug_” but I said it sounded silly. Any way I’ll never say another
word against the tide. Often when I saw motor boats stuck on the flats I
could hear the men in them saying things about the tide—oh, gee, you
ought to have heard some of the things they said.

But I’ll never say anything, anyway. It seemed kind of, you know, like
an army coming to rescue me, slow but sure, and pretty soon I was
swimming around, and oh, didn’t I feel good!

All of a sudden like, there was a little river there and it kept getting
deeper and wider and I knew it began away out in the ocean and it seemed
as if it was picking its way all the way up into these marshes, to give
me a chance to do what every scout knows how to do—swim.

Of course I was saved, but I didn’t know how far I’d have to swim, only
I was pretty sure I wouldn’t have to die now.

I guess now you’d better look at the map I made, and then you’ll see how
the creek came in the marshes and about where I was, when it began to
rise.

Of course I didn’t know where it came from or where it went, but I
decided to swim against the tide for two reasons. First I was afraid to
go the other way because it might just peter out, like most of those
meadow creeks do, and then I’d be in the marsh again. Oh, boy, safety
first. I’d had enough of marshes. Besides if I swam the other way it
would be deeper and wider and I’d be more likely to find a board or a
log or something and pretty soon I might come to solid shores.

But before I started I had another adventure. I took off my shoes and
stockings and everything except my underclothes. But of course, that
wasn’t the adventure. It was a dandy adventure, but you have to wait,
and if it rains to-morrow so we can’t go trailing, I’ll write some more.
I think it’ll rain to-morrow.



                              CHAPTER VII

                      WEETONKA, THE TERRIBLE CHIEF


Of course you can tell when you look at the map where the creek came
from. It came from Dutch Creek and Dutch Creek flows into the Bridgeboro
River, and Bridgeboro River rises in the northern part of some place or
other and takes a—some kind of a course—and flows into New York Bay.
Once I got kept in, in school, for not knowing that. But how should I
know where this creek went? It _came_—that was enough for me. I should
worry where it went.

Before I started to swim I decided I’d go under and try to find out what
it was that I’d been standing on. Because I had to thank it. A boy scout
is supposed to be grateful. So I ducked and groped around in the marshy
bottom and I felt something hard with a point to it. I had to come up
for air, then I ducked again and felt around over it and under it. I
joggled it with both my hands and it budged—not much but a little. Then
I came up for air and went down and gave a good tug at it.

I guess it was just kind of caught in the mud and weeds for after I
pulled some of these away a lot of bubbles came up, and then I got hold
of one end of the thing and it stuck up slantingways out of the water
like an alligator’s mouth. Oh, gee, it was all slimy and had moss
growing to it and it was black and hard. I was crazy to find out what it
was and I swam around the end of it, bobbing it up and down. Then I sat
on it and rocked it and it joggled. When I straddled it, it went down
with me and when I jerked it, it seemed to get loose a little. The end
that was sticking up wasn’t very big around, only it was terribly
slippery. Anyway, I sat on it and tightened my legs around it just like
a fellow does with a balky horse, and then I began jouncing up and down
like on a seesaw.

Pretty soon the other end came up and, oh, boy, didn’t I get dumped off
into the water. It looked like a slimy old log floating. I gave it a
turn and then—_g-o-o-d night_—what do you think it was? It was a
regular Indian dug-out.

I guess maybe it was a hundred years old and you can see it now, if you
ever come to Bridgeboro, because it’s in the Museum of our Public
Library and you’ll know it because it’s got “Presented by 1st Bridgeboro
Troop, B. S. A.,” on it.

I guess maybe it was about fifteen feet long and as soon as I cut into
it with my scout knife, I saw that it was made of cedar and it wasn’t
rotten—not so much, anyway. Jiminies, that’s one good thing about
cedar; it lasts forever under water.

Oh, boy, wasn’t I excited. I swam around it washing it off with my scout
jacket, then I bailed the little dug out part out with my scout hat. It
wasn’t so black when I got it all cleaned off. It was kind of chocolate
color and I knew it must be very old, because cedar turns that color
after a long time. You learn that in Woodcraft.

It was all made out of one piece and the place where you sit was just
hollowed out—about big enough for one person.

Then I got inside and it was crankier than a racing shell. You had to
sit up straight like a little tin soldier to keep it from tipping—it
was one tippicanoe, you can bet. I fell out and had to roll it over and
bail it out two or three times. At last I got the hang of it and I
pushed it in the marshes a little way so it wouldn’t drift up stream.
There was a regular creek there now, good and wide and deep, and the
water was coming up like a parade.

Then I pulled a lot of reeds and bound them together with swamp grass.
That was a funny kind of a paddle I guess, but it was better than
nothing and anyway I decided to wait till the tide was at flood and then
paddle back with it. That would be a cinch.

So then I sat in the dug-out and just waited for the tide to come up.
The dug-out stayed where it was on account of being pushed in among the
reeds and oh, jiminety, it was nice sitting there. I thought maybe the
creek would empty out again into Bridgeboro River and I could tie up
there and go home. But I had a big surprise waiting for me, you can bet.

It was about nine o’clock in the morning when I started on that crazy
trail and it was about five o’clock in the afternoon when the tide began
to turn and go back. All the while I was sitting there waiting I thought
about the Indian that owned that canoe. Maybe his bones were down
underneath there, I thought. Ugh! I’d like to see them. No, I wouldn’t.
Maybe he was on his way to a pow-wow, hey?

Well, after a while when the tide turned I started paddling down. A
little water came through a couple of deep cracks, but not much and I
sopped it up with my hat. But oh, jingoes, I never had to sit up so
straight in school (not even when the principal came through the
class-room) as I did in that cranky old log with a hole in it. And oh,
you would have chucked a couple of chuckles if you’d seen me guiding my
Indian bark with a bunch of reeds. Honest, they looked like a street
sweeper’s broom.

After a while the creek began to get wider and then I could see far
ahead of me the roof of a house. Then, all of a sudden, I heard somebody
shout.

“Don’t bother to plug the hole up, leave it the way it is, so if the
water comes in, it can get out again.”

Then I heard a voice shout, “You’re crazy!” and I knew it was the
fellows jollying Pee-wee Harris and they were talking about a hole in
the boat, because that was the roof I saw. So then I knew I was coming
out into Dutch Creek right where it passes Little Valley.

Oh, boy! Wasn’t I excited? Pretty soon I could see the boat and some of
the fellows on it working away, sawing and hammering and jollying each
other, the way the fellows in our troop are always doing. You can see by
the map just how I got to where they were. I guess I must have been as
near as fifty feet before Connie Bennett threw down his hammer and
shouted.

“Look who’s here!”

Westy Martin was sitting on the edge of the deck dangling his feet and
eating a sandwich. Well, you ought to have seen them all stare.

“What in the dickens do you call this?” Wig Weigand hollered.

But I didn’t say a word till I got right close to them, then I gave
Westy a good swat with my reed paddle.

“I am _Weetonka_, the famous Indian chief!” I shouted, “and I haven’t
had anything to eat since eight o’clock. Give me that sandwich or I’ll
_scalp_ you!”



                              CHAPTER VIII

                           RESOPEKITWAFTENLY


This chapter and the next one are mostly about Wigley Weigand, but we
usually call him Wig-Wag Weigand, because he’s a cracker-jack on wig-wag
signalling. He’s good on all the different kinds of signalling. He’s a
Raven, but he can’t help that, because there wasn’t any Silver Fox
Patrol when the Raving Ravens started.

The Ravens were the—what do you call it—you know what I
mean—_nucleus_ of the troop. That’s how it started. There are about
half a million scouts in America and _all_ of them can’t be Silver
Foxes, even if they’d like to.

Wig has the crossed flags—that’s the signalling badge; and the fellows
say he can make the sky talk. Believe me, he can make it shout. He isn’t
so bad considering that he’s a Raven and there’s one good thing about
him anyway—and that’s that his mother always gives us cookies and
things when we go on a hike. I got a dandy mother, too, and maybe you’ll
see how much I think about her, kind of, in the next chapter. Anyway I
have to thank Wig Weigand, that’s one sure thing.

Now maybe you think I did a good stunt in that marsh, but a scout
doesn’t get credit unless he uses his brains and does everything all
right. And that’s where I fell down, and it came near making a lot of
trouble, believe me.

Many’s the time Tom Slade (he’s in the war now) told me never to leave a
scout sign after it wasn’t any more use. “Scratch ’em out,” he said,
“because even if it means something now, it might not mean anything six
months from now.” Jiminy, that fellow has some brains. He said, “Never
forget to take down a sign when it’s no use any more.”

Well, when I found I wasn’t going to die a _terrible death_ (that’s what
Pee-wee called it) I didn’t have sense enough to take away that note
that I stuck on the reeds. When I stuck it there I reached up as high as
I could, so even when the tide was high up there, I guess it didn’t
reach it. I was so excited to find I could get away that I never thought
anything about it. And when I sailed into Little Valley in my Indian
canoe, gee, I had forgotten all about it.

I found that the troop had done a good day’s work caulking the hull up
and slapping a couple of coats of copper paint on it, while the tide was
out. So then we decided that as long as the tide was going down, we’d
float her down with it to the Bridgeboro River and then wait for the up
tide to float her upstream to Bridgeboro. We decided that we’d rather
fix her up in Bridgeboro. So you see that this chapter is about the
tide, too. Mr. Ellsworth and Mr. Donnelle both told me that I must have
plenty of movement in my story, so I guess the tide’s a good character
for a story, because it’s always moving.

Well, you ought to have seen those fellows when I sailed in shouting
that I was _Weetonka_, the famous Indian chief. Doc Carson dropped his
paint brush on Connie Bennett and he was splashed all over with copper
paint—good night!

“Where did you get that thing,” Pee-wee shouted, “it looks like a
horse’s trough.”

“You have to part your hair in the middle to ride in it, I can tell you
that,” I told him.

“Where were you all the time?” he said.

“I was captured by a band of Apaches,” I said.

“What kind of a band?” Pee-wee yelled.

“A brass band,” I told him; “a brass band of Apaches.”

“You make me sick!” he said, kind of disgusted.

“They took me to their village and were going to burn me at the stake,
only the butcher didn’t bring it, then they decided they’d chop me to
pieces only the butcher didn’t bring the chops——”

Oh, boy! you should have seen that kid. He fired a wet bailing sponge at
me and I dodged it and it hit one of his own patrol—kerflop!

I guess you’ll think all us fellows are crazy, especially me. I should
worry. I told them I escaped in the canoe and all that kind of stuff,
but at last I told them the real story and you can bet they were glad I
was saved. They all said I had a narrow escape, and I admit it was only
about an inch wide.

Now, I have to tell you about how we floated the house-boat down to
Bridgeboro River, and maybe you’d better look at the map, hey? Oh, but
first I want to tell you about the name we gave it. Some name! We
christened it with a bottle of mosquito dope. Its regular name was all
rubbed off, so we decided we’d vote on a new name.

This is the way we fixed it. Each patrol thought of a name and then we
mixed the three names up and made one name out of them. Then you just
add a little sugar and serve.

The Ravens voted the name _Sprite_, the Elks voted the name _Fly_ and
the Silver Foxes voted the name _Weetonka_, on account of me. Then we
wrote all these letters down and mixed them all up and arranged them
every which way, till we got this name:

                           RESOPEKITWAFTENLY

Oh, boy, some laugh we had over that name. We were all sitting around in
the two cabin rooms and believe me, it was some giggling match.

“It sounds like a Bolsheviki name,” Westy Martin said.

“You wait till the infernal revenue people get that name,” I said,
“it’ll knock ’em out.” Because, of course, I knew we’d have to send the
name to the infernal revenue people—I mean internal or eternal or
whatever you call it—because you have to do that to get your license
number.

“It’s a good name,” I said, “you don’t see it every day.”

“Thank goodness for that,” Doc Carson said, “it’s as long as a spelling
lesson or Pee-wee’s tongue.”

“It’ll be a pretty expensive name; it’ll take a lot of paint,” Brick
Warner said.

“We should worry,” I said.

So then I made some coffee, because I’m the troop cook, and we thought
it was best to eat before we started. That bunch is always hungry. They
said it was punk coffee, but that was because they didn’t bring enough
to go around.

“Don’t laugh at the coffee,” I told them, “you may be old and weak
yourselves some day.” I made some flapjacks, too, and then we started.

We didn’t have to do much work because the ebb was running good and
strong, and we just sat around the deck with our feet dangling over, and
pushed her off with our scout staffs whenever she ran against the
shores. She didn’t keep head on, but that was no matter as long as she
went, and pretty soon (I guess it must have been about seven o’clock) we
went waltzing into Bridgeboro River.

And then was when we made a crazy mistake. Just for a minute we forgot
that the tide would be running down the river instead of up. If we had
only remembered that, three or four of us could have gone ashore with a
rope and tied her in the channel, which ran along the near shore. Then
all we would have had to do would have been to sit around and wait for
it to turn, so we could drift up to Bridgeboro with it.

But just when we were floating out of the creek, we forgot all about
what the tide would do to us, unless we were on the job and sure enough
it caught us and sent us whirling around and away over on to the flats.

“Good night!” I said when I heard her scrape.

“We should have had sense enough to know the tide is stronger here than
in the creek,” they all said.

“What’s the difference?” Dorry Benton said, “we’re stuck on the flats,
that’s all. Now we don’t have to bother to tie her. When the tide
changes, we’ll float off and go on upstream all right. We’re just as
well off as if we were tied up in the channel.”

Well, I guess he was right except for what happened pretty soon. So we
settled down to wait for the tide to go down and change. After a while
we began to see the flats all around us and there wasn’t any water near
us at all—only the water in the channel away over near the west shore.
We were high and dry and there wasn’t any way for a fellow to get away
from where we were, because he couldn’t swim and he’d only sink in the
mud, if he tried to walk it.

Well, while we were sitting around trying to figure out how long it
would be before the water would go down and then come up enough to carry
us off, Doc Carson said, “Listen!” and we heard the chug of a motor boat
quite a long way off. It was getting dark good and fast now, and there
was a pretty wide stretch of flats between us and the channel. Pretty
soon we could hear voices—all thin, sort of, as if they came from a
long way off. That’s the way it is on the water.

“She’s coming down Dutch Creek,” one of the fellows said. After a while
another fellow said he thought it was Jake Holden. Then another one said
it wasn’t.

“Sure it is,” Connie Bennett said, “listen.” Then as plain as day I
could hear the words “crab running,” and then in a minute something
about “bad news.” Pretty soon, through the steady chugging I could hear
a voice say very plain, “I’m glad it doesn’t have to be me to tell her.”

We couldn’t make them out because it was getting too dark, but it was
Jake Holden, the fisherman, all right. Pretty soon the engine began
chugging double, sort of, and I knew they were going around the corner
into Bridgeboro River, because there’s a steep shore there, and it made
an echo.

I was a chump not to realize what they were talking about, but they had
chugged around into Bridgeboro River and were heading upstream before it
popped into my thick head. And even then it was on account of something
else they said, as the chugging grew fainter all the time. It seemed as
if I heard it while I was dreaming, as you might say. I knew they were
pretty far upstream by now, but the voice was awful clear, like voices
always sound across the water, especially in the night.

“He was a nice little fellow,” that’s what it said, “but he had a right
to keep out of that place.”

Then, all of a sudden, I knew. They were talking about me. They must
have been up that creek fishing and found that note of mine. And they
were going to tell my people as soon as they got home.

“Holler to them, fellows!” I said; “quick—all together.”

I guess the fellows must have thought I was crazy, but they hollered for
all they were worth. But it was no use, for nobody answered. I guess the
wind must have been blowing our way or something—anyway, they didn’t
pay any attention. Then pretty soon I couldn’t hear the chugging any
more at all.

Oh, jiminies, but I felt bad. Maybe you think that as long as I escaped
and would get home all right I ought to be satisfied. But that’s because
you don’t know anything about my mother. When my brother died I saw how
she acted and the doctor said she had to stay in bed two or three days
on account of her heart being not just right. Maybe he thought it would
stop, I guess. And, gee, I didn’t want her to hear any bad news, even if
it wasn’t true. ’Cause I knew just how she’d act—I could just see her,
sort of. I guess I was kind of thinking about it and how it would be
when Jake Holden went to the house, and how she’d have to wait five or
six hours, maybe till morning, before she saw me, when all of a sudden I
heard Will Dawson of my patrol say, “What’s the matter, Blakey?”—he
always calls me Blakey.

But I didn’t pay any attention to him, because I couldn’t
speak—exactly. I didn’t seem to see any of the troop, I only just saw
my mother standing, maybe kind of unsteady like, and listening to Jake
Holden.

Then all of a sudden I walked straight over to where the Ravens were all
sitting on the cabin roof. And I spoke to Wigley Wig-wag Weigand. I
said—this is just what I said—I said, “Wig, I always claimed Ralph
Warner was the best signaller in the troop and maybe you’ll remember I
was mad when you got the badge. But now I ain’t mad, and I ain’t
jealous, only I don’t want those men to go and tell my mother I’m
dead—I—I don’t. I forgot to take the note away and they’re going to
tell her and she—she has—her heart isn’t very strong like. There’s
only one fellow in the troop can do it—it’s you. You can do it. You can
do anything, signalling. I’ve got to admit it now, when I need you.
You’re a Raven, but I want you to signal, quick. They’ll see it in town.
You’re the only fellow can do it—you are. I got to admit it.”

He didn’t say much because he isn’t much on talking. He’s always
studying the Handbook. But he jumped down and he just said, “I’ll fix
it.”

And I knew he would.



                               CHAPTER IX

                            THE LAST LETTER


Then Elmer Sawyer (he’s a Raven) came up to me and said, “He’ll do it,
Roy; don’t worry. And they’ll get it too, because everybody in town is
out these nights looking at the searchlights down the Hudson.”

That was one lucky thing. A lot of cruisers and torpedo boats were down
in the harbor and up the Hudson, and we could see their searchlights
even in Bridgeboro.

Wig looked all around the cabin as if he was hunting for something and
then he said, “No searchlight, I suppose.” If we had only had a
searchlight it would have been easy, but there wasn’t any on board.

“Don’t you care,” Pee-wee said to me, “he’ll think of a way.” Oh,
jiminy, but he was proud of Wig. I could see that Wig was thinking and
for just a few seconds it seemed as if he couldn’t make up his mind what
to do.

“Can you smudge it?” Connie Bennett asked.

“Guess so,” he said, “you fellows rip open the ends of these cushions,
but don’t tear the covering any, and somebody get the stove cleared out;
see if there’s a damper in the pipe, and see if there’s any bilge under
the flooring. It’ll take those fellows about twenty minutes to chug up
to Bridgeboro.”

Well, in two seconds he had us all flying every which way, Elks, Silver
Foxes and all.

We didn’t have to open more than one of the seat cushions and, lucky
thing, we found it full of excelsior. That makes a good smudge.

“Only you’ve got to treat it,” Wig said.

“Treat it!” I said; “I’ll treat it to all the ice cream it can eat, if
it’ll only help you to send the message.” I was feeling good now.

“Take it down in the bilge and treat it,” he said, very sober like, to
one of his patrol.

“Don’t let it spend a cent,” I called after him. But I didn’t go because
I could see he would rather have Ravens help him. You can’t blame him
for that. In about half a minute they came upstairs and they had a lot
of the excelsior all damp, but not exactly wet, and I don’t know how
they got it that way, except I know there was bilge water down under the
flooring. They’re a lot of cracker-jacks on signalling, I’ll say that
much for them.

There was a stove in the main cabin with a stovepipe going straight up
through the roof like a smoke stack and there was a damper in it right
near the stove.

“Get a handbook or a pocket code,” somebody said, “so he’ll have the
signs right near him.”

“He doesn’t need any signs,” Pee-wee shouted, disgusted like.

Well, this is the way Wig did it, and after he got started, most of us
went up on the roof to see if we could read it. But that’s mighty hard
to do when you’re right underneath it.

By the time the fellows came upstairs with the damp excelsior (that’s
what they call the smudge) Wig had a good fire started in the stove.

“Lay that stuff down here,” he said; then he said to me, “What do you
want to say?”

“Just say I’m safe, Wig,” I told him. “Say for them not to pay any
attention to what they hear.”

I only waited long enough for him to get started, just so as to see how
he did it, then I went up on the roof and watched the long black smoke
column. Cracky, I was glad it was moonlight, that’s one sure thing.

As soon as he had a good fire started he stuffed some of the damp
excelsior in and shut the door, and told Artie Van Arlen (he’s their
patrol leader) to hold a rag over the crack in the door, because the
black smoke was pouring out that way, especially because the damper in
the pipe was shut.

I didn’t stay there long, because the smoke was too thick for me and
when I saw Artie bind a wet rag over Wig’s eyes and mouth, I knew then
it was going to be mighty bad in that little cabin.

“Have another ready,” I heard him say; “better have three or four of
them.”

Then he put his hand on the damper in the pipe and turned it and then
the smoke in the cabin wasn’t so bad. He just turned it around quick and
kept turning it around and that let little puffs of smoke through, and I
heard the fellows up on the roof shouting, “Hurrah!” so I knew it was
working all right. He sent up a lot of little puffs like that, just so
as to draw attention, and he kept doing it so long I got impatient.

“No use talking till you know somebody’s listening,” he said, kind of
pleasant like to me. I guess maybe he never liked me very much, because
I didn’t want that badge to get into their patrol, and anyway he’s kind
of sober, sort of, and maybe he thought I had too much nonsense. But,
oh, boy, I was strong for him now. And I could see how he began to cough
and I was worried.

Then he groped around to get hold of the damper, for he was blindfolded
and the smoke in there was getting thicker and thicker. Then he gave it
a quick turn, then waited a few seconds, then held it lengthwise with
the pipe for about twenty seconds.

_R_ I said to myself.

Then he opened the damper three times, each about twenty seconds, and I
could hear the fellows up on the roof shouting.

“O! It’s a good O! Bully for Wig Weigand!”

“Give me another towel, quick,” he said to Artie. “Is the window open?
You better go up, Kid.”

It was the first time he ever called me kid and he had to cough when he
said it. But I just couldn’t move. There was something in my throat and
my eyes that wasn’t smoke, and I said, “I can stand it if you can—Wig.”

“Go on up, kid,” he said, “we’ve—got—got—her—talking—now,” and he
coughed and choked.

“Go on up, Roy,” Artie Van Arlen said.

Up on the roof all the fellows were sitting around the edge with their
legs over, watching the black column in the sky, and shouting when they
read the letters. But I was thinking about those fellows down in that
cabin filled with smoke and how they were doing that all on account of
me.

“Pretty smoky down there,” one of the Elks said to me.

“You said something,” I told him.

“He’s marking up the sky all right, if he can only stick it out,”
another fellow said. “Who’s down there with him?”

“Artie,” I said.

“They’ll stick it out, all right,” Westy Martin said; “it’s easier for
Artie, he can stay near the window.”

“Bully for you, Wig, old boy!” somebody shouted, just as the E in _SAFE_
shot up. And I knew what it meant—it meant that the words _Roy is safe_
had been printed in great big black letters across the sky.

Then it came faster and faster and it seemed as if he must be turning
that damper like a telegraph operator moves his key. “Don’t worry,” it
said, “reports false,” “Roy Blakeley safe,” “Roy safe,” “Blakeley
alive.” He said it all kinds of different ways.

Once Artie came up coughing and choking and watched a few seconds to see
if the wind was blowing the smoke away as fast as the signs were made,
because that was important.

“It’s lucky we have that wind,” he said, and then went down again in a
hurry.

Pretty soon we could see some searchlights far away and I guess they
were on the ships. But ours was different and nearer to Bridgeboro, and
people would be sure to see it, only maybe they wouldn’t understand it
and that’s what made me worry. I’m good on reading smudge signals, even
though I never sent many and I never have to have the _Handbook_ when I
read the code, that’s one thing. And I didn’t pay much attention to all
the talking and yelling, only kept my eyes up in the sky, watching that
long smoky column. It beat any searchlight _you_ ever saw. “Roy
alive”—“Roy alive” it kept saying and sometimes “don’t worry.” I didn’t
see how any fellow could manage a smudge and send it so fast and keep
his spaces. The last word before it stopped was _SAFE_, or that’s what
it was meant to be, only the short flash for E didn’t come. The fellows
all began shouting when there wasn’t any more, and I heard Pee-wee shout
downstairs, “Aren’t you going to put the name of the boat?”

“Do you want him to crack the sky open?” I heard a fellow say, and they
all laughed.

But I remembered how that last E didn’t come and I started down the
ladder for all I was worth. I scrambled around the narrow part of the
deck to the window and called, but nobody answered. The smoke was coming
out thick.

“Wig,” I said, “are you there? Are you all right? Artie, where are you?”

I had to turn away my face on account of the smoke. I pulled off my
scout scarf and tied it over my mouth, so that it covered my ears too.
Then I looked in and down low, because I knew that the smoke wouldn’t be
so thick near the floor. And I saw Wig Weigand lying there right under
the stove pipe and his hand was reaching up holding the damper, and his
hand was all white like and his eyes were wide open and staring. Then I
shouted for all I was worth.

“Doc! come down—hurry! Send Doc Carson down, Wig Weigand is dead—he’s
suffocated.”



                               CHAPTER X

                               THE RAVENS


Doc Carson is a Raven and he’s our First Aid Scout. He always has some
things with him, because that’s our rule. But you can bet I didn’t wait
for him. And I didn’t care if I was killed or not, I didn’t, if Wig
Weigand was killed.

So I jumped right through the window and the smoke got into my eyes and
made my ears ring, but I didn’t care. I could taste it all thick, too,
but I didn’t care. That was the smoke that had to do what Wigley Weigand
told it to, and he scribbled all over the sky with it, that’s what he
did, and now it had turned around and killed him.

I knew that up to six or seven inches from the floor there is never much
smoke and I knew he must have lain down low when he was almost
unconscious and worked that damper. And those fellows up there had been
laughing and cheering all the while, when he was lying there like that.

I didn’t see Artie anywhere and there wasn’t any sound. I lay down flat
and crawled over to Wig and you bet I worked quick. I tied his hands
together with my scout scarf—it was the Silver Fox scarf—and I tied
the scarf around my neck.

“Wig,” I said, but he didn’t speak and his legs and his neck hung loose,
sort of, and it kind of scared me. Then I crawled to the window, because
I couldn’t see the door, dragging him after me. Then I did something I
never thought I could do, but maybe you’ve noticed you can do most
anything when you have to. I just stood up, then fell down again,
coughing and choking, and my ears were buzzing all the time. But I
didn’t care, I just stood up again with him hanging to me, and I grabbed
the window sill and dragged him half way across it and with his head
outside, and then I staggered and tried to grab something and my eyes
were stinging and, oh, I don’t know, all of a sudden my head knocked and
I didn’t know any more.

Mr. Ellsworth says that Doc ought to write the rest of this chapter, but
he wouldn’t, and it’s just like him. The next thing I knew I was sitting
on the lowest step and Connie Bennett was holding my head. “You’re all
right,” he said, “but you got a good bump. You were only there a few
seconds.”

“Did you pull me out?” I said. “Where’s Wig?”

“Doc brought him around,” he said, “he got him breathing, then it was
easy. We can’t find Artie.”

Maybe it was funny, but just then I didn’t seem to be thinking about
Artie. I felt my head and found I had a big bump on it. “I should worry
about that,” I said. “Where’s Wig?”

Then I got up and went around the cabin to the forward deck and there
were all the fellows and Wig sitting up and Doc Carson holding him and
moving him, so as to keep him breathing—scout fashion.

“All righto, kid,” Doc said, kind of pleasant, “you’re a brick.”

I always thought that I was as big as he was, but he called me kid, and
I didn’t care. Anyway, I couldn’t see him very good, I admit that.
Because—oh, well, maybe you can understand.

“Artie’s missing,” he said. “You didn’t see anything of him in there?”

“I couldn’t see at all, hardly,” I told him.

Then Wig turned his head and looked at me and he was all white and weak
looking, especially when he smiled. And he had the remains of my Silver
Fox scarf, all torn, around his neck.

“All right?” he said very low.

But I just couldn’t speak to him. I don’t know what made me do it, but I
went up to him and he looked at the bump on my forehead and said,
“Hurt?”

“You should worry about that,” I told him. Then I kind of fixed the
Silver Fox scarf better, so that it was around his neck and I tied it in
the Silver Fox knot. “Your fellows won’t mind if you wear it a little
while,” I said, and then I unfastened his own scarf, yellow and brown,
and tied it around my neck. “There’s no fellow can get this away from me
to-night,” I said, “I’m going to wear the Raven scarf—I am.”

Then, all of a sudden, I noticed that Doc had gone away and I was
holding his head up alone. So I let it down on the cushion very easy and
I saw we were all alone. Maybe you won’t understand and it’s hard to
tell you. But I didn’t say anything; I just stayed there and rubbed his
forehead.

“We told her,” he said, kind of as if he was weak and tired.

“Yop,” I said, “you told her.”

“Somebody’ll get it—maybe,” he said.

“I ain’t thinking about that,” I said, “I’m only thinking about how you
did it. I—I don’t want the signalling badge in my patrol now, honest I
don’t, Wig. I want it to stay where it belongs. And I want there to be
only just the one in the troop. I got mad first. That’s because I’m
always getting mad, I guess. But there will never be any signalling
badge in my patrol, Wig. That’s going to be the rule.”

“There’ll be a Gold Cross though,” he said. And then he shut his eyes.

But I stayed right there—just because—oh, I don’t know, just because I
wanted to stay right there. You can’t always tell why you want to do a
thing.



                               CHAPTER XI

                                  LOST


Now when Wig said that about the Gold Cross I thought it was just
because he was weak and didn’t know what he was saying. Because, maybe
you know as well as I do, that the Gold Cross isn’t so easy to get. Only
one fellow in our troop ever got it, and that was Tom Slade. Maybe I
took a chance when I went into all that smoke, I’m not saying I didn’t,
but if I got anything at all, it would be the Bronze Medal, I guess, but
nix on the Gold Cross. You don’t find gold crosses growing around on
every bush, you can bet. Anyway, I didn’t want any honor medal because I
knew Wig wouldn’t get one (because they’re only for lifesaving) and,
gee, if he didn’t deserve one, I’m sure I didn’t.

Anyway this wasn’t any time to be thinking about medals, because Artie
Van Arlen was missing and that was the principal thing we had to think
about. He wasn’t on the house-boat, that was one sure thing, because we
looked everywhere and couldn’t find him. Wig said he remembered somebody
speaking to him when he was lying there, and he guessed it must have
been Artie. He didn’t know what he said though.

The fellows were all excited about it, especially because the boat was
just beginning to float, and we didn’t know whether we’d better anchor
there and wait to see if he turned up. Two of the fellows climbed down
and swam around and the rest kept calling. It wasn’t very deep yet and
they could even feel around the flats, but they couldn’t find him
anywhere.

I went around and looked at the window and even then the cabin was
filled with smoke, but not so thick. Believe me, I wished that Tom Slade
was there then, because he’s great on deducing and finding clues and all
like that. That’s why we always called him Sherlock Nobody Holmes.
Anyway, I couldn’t make out what happened. Artie might have staggered up
against the window to get air, but I didn’t see how he could fall out,
and if he was able to climb out then why didn’t he come up where the
rest of us were?

I couldn’t make anything out of it; all I knew was he was gone. I knew
he must have been drowned and his body been carried up by the tide,
which was running up strong now.

Well, you can bet we didn’t have any fun drifting up. Nobody said
anything much; we just sat around the edge of the deck with our staffs
and pushed her off, whenever she ran against the shore.

Charlie Seabury sat next to me and after a while he said, “Who’s going
to tell his people?”

“I am,” I told him, “because I’m to blame for the whole business.”

“Nobody’s to blame,” he said.

“Yes, I am,” I said, “they just did it on account of me.”

“That’s because all the fellows like you,” he said, “and they like to do
anything for you.”

Anyway, it wasn’t so necessary, I see that now, and it’s just the same
as if I killed him. Gee, I wish it was I that got killed, I know that.
Cracky, I deserved to after being such a fool.

After that, nobody spoke for a long time, then Hunt Ward, who’s in the
Elk Patrol, said, “It’s the first fellow in our troop that died. I guess
we won’t go up to camp now.”

“Not in this boat, anyway,” I said.

Then after a while I said, “We’ll send his name in and they’ll print it
in _Boys Life_.”

“I know,” Hunt said, “with a black line around it.”

Yet we kind of kept hoping all the time, even though we knew there
wasn’t any sense in it.

“_You_ thought _you_ were a goner,” Hunt said, “and you came back all
right.”

Now I was a big fool that it didn’t put a certain idea in my head when
he said that, but I only said, “Yes, but that was different.”

Then Dorry Benton, who was two or three fellows away from me, said, “One
thing is sure, he went through the window and into the water. Maybe he
was half conscious and didn’t remember there was only a narrow strip of
deck there. And he must have tumbled right off it.”

“I don’t know,” I said, “only if he isn’t in the boat then he must be in
the water and if he fell in the water and couldn’t swim or shout either,
then he must be drowned.”

Then nobody said anything and we just sat there keeping her off shore
and watching her drift up. When we got around Bentley’s turn we could
see the lights in Bridgeboro and then was when I began to realize and I
hated to get home. I wished the tide wouldn’t take us so fast. Some of
the fellows walked around on the roof, but none of them said anything. I
wished it was me instead of Artie, I know that. I ought to have been
satisfied to escape without getting the Ravens to do that—I mean send
that message for me. Anyway, I made up my mind I’d be the one to tell
Mr. Ellsworth about it, and Artie’s people too, and I’d take all the
blame.

I guess nobody said anything more all the way up, until we came near the
Field Club landing. The shore is like low cliffs here and after we got
her over against it, a couple of the fellows got out and towed her along
with ropes, till we came to the long float.

“Are we going to tie her at the float?” Connie Bennett asked, very sober
like. Gee, it sounded funny to hear someone speak. Doc Carson said,
“Yes.” He was kind of like head of the three patrols now, because he has
the most sense of all of us, I guess, and Tom Slade, who is head of the
Elks, is away and I decided, all of a sudden, that I wasn’t much of a
patrol leader, and Artie—he was—he wasn’t there.

“Look out for that canoe,” somebody said, just as we were coming
alongside the float.

“They shouldn’t have left it there,” Connie said; “that’s no place for a
canoe.” I guess we were all kind of nervous and cranky like.

Then I saw that there was a black figure sitting on the lowest step of
the boathouse. I was just going to call “Who’s there?” when Doc said,
“Pull that canoe out of the way before we smash it in.”

So I jumped off onto the float and grabbed the canoe, and g-o-o-d night!
it was my Indian dugout.



                              CHAPTER XII

                           ARTIE’S ADVENTURE


Then I heard one of the fellows shouting, “_Look who’s here!_” and I saw
the fellow who had been sitting on the steps coming toward the float,
and I could tell it was Artie Van Arlen. Then I could hear Pee-wee
dancing on the cabin roof and screaming, “The plot grows thicker! The
plot grows thicker!”—good night, the kid was almost having a fit.

“If it wouldn’t be too much trouble,” I said to Artie, “would you please
relate your adventures. I see that you’re not dead.”

“Well, not so you’d notice it,” he said, “but I guess I came pretty near
it.”

Then I could see he was all in and must have had a pretty hard time of
it, but I couldn’t help kidding him, because I was feeling so good to
know he was safe. Believe me, that fellow had some adventure.

“It was lucky for me,” he said, “that you tied this crazy canoe or
whatever you call it——”

“That is an Indian dugout, if anyone should ask you,” I said, “and if I
wanted to sell it to an antiquary——”

“A what?” Pee-wee shouted down from the cabin roof.

“An antiquary,” I said; “comes from the Latin word _aunt_ and the
Chinese word _query_, meaning to _ask questions_—otherwise the same as
Pee-wee. As I was saying, if I wanted to sell it to an antiquary I could
get a large check for it.”

“How large?” Pee-wee shouted.

“About eight inches by two and a half inches; now, shut up!” I said.

Cracky, you should have heard those fellows laugh.

“Well, whatever it is,” said Artie, “it’s lucky for me that you tied it
just under the cabin window, because I fell into it—I fell in good and
hard.”

“I think you fell in soft,” I said; “it shows how thoughtful I am. A
scout is foresighted——”

“You make me sick!” Pee-wee shouted.

“Tell Doc Carson to give you some medicine,” I answered.

Laugh! Because, you see, we were all feeling so good about Artie being
saved that we’d laugh at nothing, like a lot of girls. But girls are all
right, I have to admit that.

Let’s see, where was I? Oh, yes, I was telling you about Artie. You see
when I first arrived with that canoe I tied it just under the cabin
window and then scrambled up through the window. So there it was all the
time. Lucky thing, too. Only the funny thing was we never missed it—we
were punk scouts, that’s sure.

Then Artie told us how it was. “After the smoke got so thick that I was
dizzy and couldn’t see, I got scared and groped around for Wig. I
couldn’t find him anywhere and he didn’t answer. I didn’t know whether
all of the signal had been sent or not, but anyway I knew I couldn’t
stand it in there any longer. I thought Wig must have climbed out of the
window. So I decided I would do the same thing. Oh, but didn’t I have
some job finding it! I lay down flat, I knew enough to do that anyway,
and then I crawled around with one hand up feeling for the window sill.
When I found it I was so dizzy I just hung to it and I thought I was a
goner sure.”

“I know how you felt,” I said, “because I was in the same trouble
myself.”

Then he said how he dragged himself up to the window sill and tried to
shout, but couldn’t. Then he fell across it and kind of wriggled out. He
didn’t have his senses, but he knew enough to know that there was a
narrow part of the deck, just a passageway sort of, outside, and he
thought he’d fall on that. But it was lucky he didn’t. He fell past it
right into the water and that brought him to his senses, kind of. So he
sputtered and groped around till he happened to clutch the Indian dugout
and it rolled over with him and the anchor that we had laid in it with a
rope to hold it fast to the houseboat, the anchor rolled out, and the
first thing he knew he was drifting up the river, hanging onto the
dugout for dear life.

He was feeling so weak and sputtering so on account of his lungs being
all filled with smoke, that he couldn’t shout and after a while he
drifted up on the bar near Second Bend. Then he got the dugout set right
side up on the mud while he bailed it out by splashing in it with his
hands and afterwards making them into a cup.

After that it was easy drifting up stream and when he got to about a
quarter of a mile below the boathouse, he managed to paddle over to the
shore and then he pulled himself along by holding on to the weeds and
things.

“You had a pretty narrow escape,” Pee-wee said.

“It was a narrow boat, why shouldn’t he have a narrow escape,” I said;
“I had a good wide escape, anyway.”

“Didn’t you have your hat with you to bail with?” somebody asked Artie.

“All I had was my copy of _Initiation Drill_,” he said.

“Why didn’t you drill a hole in the boat then,” I said.

“What for?” Pee-wee shouted.

“So the water could get out as fast as it came in.”

“What are you talking about? You’re crazy!” he yelled.

“There should be two holes in every boat,” Connie Bennett said, in that
slow way he has; “one for the water to come in and the other so it can
get out.”

_Gee-williger!_ You should have seen Pee-wee.

Anyway, I suppose you think by this time that we’re all crazy. I should
worry.



                              CHAPTER XIII

                                TRACKING


Anyway, you can bet I didn’t stay there long, because I wanted to find
out if Wig’s signal had been received. Maybe you won’t understand, but
down the river it seemed all right and I was sure somebody must have
caught it. But after we landed and I started up home, it seemed as if it
was just kind of playing, after all, because that’s the way some people
think about the scouts, so I hurried as fast as I could so that my
mother and father wouldn’t be worrying. I felt awfully funny, kind of,
as I went up the lawn because I knew that if no one had come and told
them about the signal, they’d think I was dead.

They were sitting on the porch waiting for me and I knew from the way my
mother put her arms around me that they had been worrying. She asked we
what had kept me so late and my father said that I ought to send them
some word when I was going to stay out as late as midnight. I have to
admit he was right, too.

But anyway, I knew that they hadn’t received any word about me from
anybody, and I was all up in the air about that. I could see that Jake
Holden hadn’t been there at all and that nobody had come and told them
about the signal, either. I didn’t exactly ask them, but I could tell it
all the same. So I told them all about everything that happened, about
how I got caught in the marsh and all that, and especially about Wig
being such a hero. Then she cried a little, kind of, and I said there
was no use crying because I was home all right. But anyway, she cried
just the same, and hugged me awful tight just as if everything hadn’t
ended all right. That’s a funny thing about mothers.

So then I went to bed and I lay awake thinking about everything that
happened. What I thought about most was why Jake Holden hadn’t come and
told my mother and father like I heard him say he was going to do. You
remember how I heard him say that. So that was a mystery—that’s what
Pee-wee would call it. And I was wondering why he hadn’t come to the
house to give them that note he had found. Because I knew Jake Holden
(he always called me “Scouty”) and he liked me, too, and I knew he would
sure have come to the house if something hadn’t happened.

Now that I was all calmed down, as you might say, I wasn’t surprised any
more about no one reading the signal, because maybe it didn’t show very
plain in Bridgeboro and anyway, most grown people seem to think that
signalling and all that kind of thing are lots of fun for scouts, but
not much use except when grown people, and especially the navy, do it.

Anyway, I should worry about grown people, because we have plenty of
fun.

Oh, boy, didn’t I sleep that night! When I got up I made up my mind that
I’d go to Jake Holden’s shanty, just for the fun of it, and find out why
he didn’t come and tell my family that I was dead. Because, if I was
dead, he sure ought to have come and told them. Of course, I knew I
_wasn’t_ dead, but anyway, how did he know that?

After breakfast I did my good turn—I turned my sister Ruth’s bed around
for her so as it faced the bay window. I was going to turn it twice and
call it two good turns, but she said that wouldn’t be fair—that that
wouldn’t be two good turns. I said it would be just as fair as Pee-wee
turning the ice-cream freezer till the cream was all frozen and then
saying he did a hundred good turns. Then she threw a tennis ball at me,
but it missed me. That’s one thing about girls, they can’t throw a ball.
They can’t whistle, either.

Now comes another adventure. After breakfast I went to Marshtown (that’s
a few houses down near the river) to Jake Holden’s shanty. It’s a funny
kind of a place made out of barrel staves and part of a boat all jumbled
up together, and it looks kind of like a chicken coop. He lives all
alone and kind of camps out. He’s a nice man, you can bet, only you have
to get on the right side of him. If you don’t get on the right side of
him the safest place is behind him. He catches fish and crabs and goes
around town selling them. He taught me how to cook.

When I got to his shanty I saw it was locked up and he wasn’t anywhere
around. I guess he went down the bay crabbing. Anyway, I ran as fast as
I could to Marshtown landing to see if he had gone yet, but there wasn’t
any sign of his boat there. Maybe you think I wasn’t disappointed.
Anyway, I began looking around like a scout is supposed to do, to see if
there were any signs to show me whether he’d be back soon, because maybe
he only went up to the Club landing for gasoline. But there weren’t any
signs and he didn’t show up.

Now, if I hadn’t been a scout I would have gone home and played tennis
or followed the shore up to the Club landing and waited for the troop to
come and go to work on the houseboat. But instead of that, I kept
looking around and pretty soon what do you think I saw? I saw a
footprint. Some Robinson Crusoe, hey?

It was a funny kind of a footprint. It wasn’t Jake’s, I knew that,
because he always wore fisherman’s boots. It was in the soft earth near
the landing and I could see it plain. I guess maybe it was made by a
good shoe, because it was pointed, but it was all worn out, that was one
sure thing, because there was a place that was made by a stocking or a
bare foot, where there wasn’t any sole at all.

Maybe you don’t know much about deduction, but that’s one thing scouts
learn about, and I tried to make out what it meant, but it had me
guessing. Because the shoe was pointed and had the remains of a rubber
heel—I could tell that by the big screw holes. And that meant good
shoes. And I thought it was funny anybody who could wear good shoes
would let them wear out like that.

Anyway, it was none of my business, only there was one mighty funny
thing about that footprint. There was an Indian’s head stamped right in
the mud. It wasn’t very plain, but I could see it was an Indian’s head
all right. It was something like the Indian’s head on a cent.

Oh, boy, I was all up in the air then, because I didn’t understand how
that could be there. Maybe you’ll say that it was stamped there to show
what make of shoes they were, but that’s where you’re wrong, because
most of the sole was all worn away and the mark would be worn away, too.
Somebody must have cut it there lately, that was one sure thing, and I
couldn’t understand why anybody would want to cut that on an old
worn-out shoe.

So I sat down on the edge of the float to think about it and then I saw
two or three more just like it, and even more, too, only not all of them
were so plain. Believe me, I didn’t know what to think. Then all of a
sudden I happened to remember that the Indian’s head is the design of
the scout pathfinder badge.

_Jiminety_, but didn’t I get down on my knees and study those some more.
Maybe it didn’t have anything to do with the scouts, but maybe it did.

And even if it did I couldn’t make out what it meant, because that shoe
was no scout shoe. I know a scout shoe when I see one, you can bet.

Anyway, I made up my mind I was going to follow that track as far as I
could. Maybe it would peter out on a street or something and then—good
night!

You’ll see what happened in the next chapter. Oh, boy, it’s going to be
a _peacherino_!



                              CHAPTER XIV

                              THE SLACKER


One thing, I wished Tom Slade was there, because he was the best tracker
we ever had. He could track an airplane—that’s what the fellows used to
say. But he was over in France and the only other fellow in our troop
who is a cracker-jack at tracking, is Westy Martin. I don’t say that
just because he’s a Silver Fox, because I have to admit that Artie Van
Arlen and Wig Weigand are heroes, and they’re not Silver Foxes. But,
honest, Westy is a winner when it comes to tracking, and you’ve got to
remember that, because now I’m going to tell you some other things about
him and maybe you won’t know just what to think. But I’m going to tell
you straight just what happened.

Well, I decided that I’d rather have another fellow with me, because
that’s a good rule in tracking and anyway two fellows are better than
one. And anyway, I knew he could hold a track longer than I could. He
got the pathfinder’s badge for one of the best tracking stunts that was
ever done up at Temple Camp and he’s done enough tracking stunts to win
it two or three times over. He’s a fiend on tracking.

By now I knew that the fellows would all be coming down to the boat club
landing to work on the houseboat, because we had it fixed that they
would all be there by nine o’clock. I wasn’t going to flunk on that, you
can bet, but I thought if I told them about the footprint they’d let
Westy and me off for a little while, because if a scout is after a merit
badge he can usually get leave all right. Anyway, that’s the way it is
in our troop. And all the fellows knew I had the tracking bee, all
right.

Gee, I hate to tell you about this, but I have to. Now, the way you get
from Marshtown landing up to the boat club landing is to follow the
shore and its only about a quarter of a mile. After I’d hiked it a
little way, I could hear the fellows talking and sawing and hammering,
and I knew they were all busy working.

When I got there they were all over the houseboat like flies, painting
and varnishing and fixing up the flagpole, and I could hear Pee-wee as
usual, shouting away. Jiminy, but it sounded good. Then I could hear
somebody say, “Well, well, better late than never,” and I saw it was our
scoutmaster, Mr. Ellsworth. He took a day off to help the fellows.

“I’m only six minutes late,” I said; “Silver Foxes always show up.”

“Well, let us hope so,” Mr. Ellsworth said. And I kind of saw that
something was wrong. “Westy isn’t here,” somebody shouted.

“He’ll be here in a minute,” I said; “get to work; you should worry
about Westy.”

But just the same I felt sort of uncomfortable because one thing Mr.
Ellsworth is a stickler about is us being on time. Whenever a scout
comes late for campfire up at Temple Camp or at a troop meeting either,
he always gets a look from T. E. At camp we have breakfast at 7:42 and
lunch at 1:23 and supper at 7:13, just to teach the fellows to go by
minutes.

Anyway, I started working with my patrol, who were painting the deck. I
stuck right to it, but all the time I was wishing that Westy would show
up. Every time I heard a sound I looked up. Because maybe you don’t know
that a patrol leader is responsible for his patrol and if one of them
falls down, it’s just the same as if _he_ fell down. First the fellows
kidded us about it, especially me, and spoke about the Tardy Foxes, and
the Sleepy Foxes, but pretty soon Mr. Ellsworth came to me and said he
guessed I’d better go into the club house and telephone to Westy and
find out what was the matter.

“Find out if he’s awake yet,” somebody said.

“Maybe we’d better send a taxi for him,” another fellow shouted.

“You think you’re very funny, don’t you?” I said, “Maybe you raving
Ravens won’t rave so much when you find out he’s sick in bed.”

So I went in and telephoned, and oh, jiminy, that was the first time in
my life that I ever really wished a fellow was sick. But his mother told
me he hadn’t been home since about half-past seven and that when he went
out he had a catching-mit and a baseball with him.

Jiminies, I don’t often get scared, but I could feel my heart up in my
mouth, kind of, and I didn’t know what to tell the fellows and Mr.
Ellsworth. It was like a disgrace to my patrol and it disgraced me, too,
you can bet. He would go off and play ball and let us fellows do all the
work on the boat and then he’d go in it up to Temple Camp. Gee, that’s
one thing a scout never is—mean. We had it all fixed up to work and
then he flunked and let us do it all.

First I thought maybe I’d kind of not tell Mr. Ellsworth all about that
’phone call and say I couldn’t hear very plain, and all like that. But I
saw if I did that, I’d be worse than Westy. It was bad enough having a
slacker in my patrol without having a liar.

No, siree!

So I just went up to him and I said, “Mr. Ellsworth, he’s out playing
ball somewheres and I guess he didn’t intend to come. I admit it
disgraces my patrol and it disgraces the whole troop. I was going to ask
you if you thought maybe I could go away for an hour or so to follow a
track I found, but I won’t now; I’ll just stay here and work twice as
hard so as to make up for him. And the other fellows in my patrol will
too. Maybe that will make it seem not quite so bad.”



                               CHAPTER XV

                            DURING NOON HOUR


One of the things that made me feel especially bad was that Wig Weigand
and Artie Van Arlen were there working, even after being nearly killed
the night before, and Artie was kind of lame, too, from straining his
ankle when he fell. Gee, I had to hand it to those fellows. And even
Pee-wee was working away with the rest of the Ravens and running to buy
nails and everything. Both of the other patrols were all there except
Tom Slade in the Elks, but they kept his place open for memory, sort of.

After a little while Mr. Ellsworth strolled over to where I was working
and said to me—gee, he was awful nice the way he said it—he said,
“Roy, if you want to follow up that trail you may as well go ahead and
come back after lunch. We’re going to hit the eats pretty soon now.”
That’s the way he always says it, “hit the eats.”

“I was expecting Westy to go with me,” I told him.

“Well, no matter,” he said; “go alone and don’t worry any more about
Westy. It wasn’t because Westy or any other single scout was needed here
for we have plenty of scouts on the job, but it was just that he didn’t
show up when we all planned to be here, that’s all. I don’t like to
think of any of my scouts falling down.”

“It’s the same about my patrol,” I said, “and I’m ashamed, that’s one
sure thing.”

He said I shouldn’t feel that way and that he guessed playing baseball
was good exercise anyway. But he only said that so I wouldn’t feel bad.

Anyway as long as they were going to eat I thought I might as well go
ahead and see if I could do that tracking if it didn’t take me too far.
On the way down to the other landing I thought what I’d say to Westy. I
knew he’d get a troop reprimand, but I decided he’d get a patrol
reprimand too, you bet. And I was feeling pretty bad about it too,
because none of the Silver Foxes ever got a troop reprimand. They got
patrol reprimands but not troop reprimands. And Westy had gone and
spoiled it all and, gee, that’s one word I don’t like—_slacker_.

When I got to the other landing I started following that trail. If you
think Westy had anything to do with it, you’re mighty mistaken, because
he didn’t. He always wore scout shoes, I knew that.

Well, believe me, that trail was a cinch and I could follow it as easy
as a clothes line. It went right up through River Lane where there isn’t
any pavement and every footprint was plain. I was afraid it would go
through Daws Place, because that’s the easiest way to get to Main
Street, and I’d lose it there on account of the pavement. But it didn’t,
and, oh, boy, wasn’t I glad!

Instead of going that way the tracks went right up across the ball
field, just as plain as print. That’s another way to get to Main Street,
and it brings you out at Harvey’s candy store, but don’t ever go there
for ice cream cones, because you get bigger ones down at Jack’s.

Then I lost the trail on account of the pavements. Gee, that’s one thing
I don’t like about pavements. So there’s where I did some deducing.
Maybe you don’t know what _bridging a trail-gap_ means. You have only
yourselves to blame for not being scouts. Bridging a trail-gap means
stopping to think when you lose a trail. You have to decide where it
most likely starts again. That’s what grown-up scouts call mental
tracking.

So I sat down on Ridgeway’s carriage step and thinked a couple of
thinks. That’s right on Main Street, you know, and I had to decide if
that person went up or down Main Street or across the street. Right
across the street is the big bank building. I’ve got forty-two dollars
and eighteen cents interest in that bank. Mr. Temple is the head of it,
and he’s awful rich—he owns railroads and things. He started Temple
Camp. He calls me “Curly” because my hair curls. I should worry.

Right down alongside of the bank runs Barrel Alley. It reminds you of
Fifth Avenue, it’s so different. That’s where Tom Slade was born, down
there. Most every day somebody dies down there, but anyway there are
paving-stones there now, that’s one good thing. Except for tracking. So
you see how it was; that person, who ever he was, could have gone up
Main Street or down Main Street, or over the stone crossing into Barrel
Alley.

I decided that he went across into Barrel Alley for several reasons. One
was that he went across the ball field, and that meant that he’d have to
get down and crawl under the fence, so I decided it was not a grown-up
person, because most of them have stiff backs and they’d rather walk a
mile than crawl under a fence. They’re all the time saying they’re not
as young as they used to be. And if it was a boy he’d be most likely to
go into Barrel Alley because, believe me, they have boys down there by
the dozens, especially the kind that wear worn-out shoes that rich
people give them. So that accounts for the good shoes all worn out.

Smart boy, hey?

So you see that’s the way I bridged that trail, though I couldn’t be
sure I was right, I have to admit that. Anyway I went across the street
and I saw by the clock in the bank that it was half past twelve. I knew
I couldn’t go much farther because I wanted to get back to the
house-boat by one.

I started down Barrel Alley, watching the mud along the edge of the
sidewalk, so I could tell if the fellow left the sidewalk to go into one
of the houses. Barrel Alley is a blind alley—that means it has an end
to it and you can’t go any further. It runs plunk into the end of Shad
Row. Norris Row is the right name, but old man Norris is named Shadley
Norris, so us fellows call it Shad Row. You can get through the end of
Barrel Alley if you climb over old man Norris’ back fence, so it isn’t
exactly a blind alley. It’s just a little near-sighted, kind of.

Anyway I started through it and I knew if my quarry (that means the
fellow you’re tracking) went down there, he most likely went into one of
the tenement houses and I’d see that footprint as soon as he turned off
from the sidewalk.

Well, pretty soon I did see it right alongside the sidewalk just where
he started to go into one of the houses. And oh, wasn’t I tickled! If it
hadn’t been for Westy Martin and the way he’d acted I would have felt as
grand as the Grand Central Station. But that was the thing I was
thinking most about and when you’re thinking about something like that,
you don’t have very much fun—I know I don’t anyway.

But as long as I was there, I might as well find out who it was I had
tracked and solve the mystery about the Indian head. That’s the way
Pee-wee would have said it, “_solve the mystery_.” He gets that kind of
talk out of books. The next chapter is going to be a dandy and I
promised to let him give it a name, so don’t blame me whatever it is.

So long.



                              CHAPTER XVI

                               NOBLE RAGS


“Good night!” I said to Pee-wee, “what kind of rags do you call those?”

“Didn’t you ever hear of noble rags?” he yelled; “that shows how much
you know about story writing.”

“Are they any relation to a dish rag?” I asked him.

“You think you’re smart, don’t you,” he said; “do you know what a hero
is—a ragged hero?”

“Sure, a hero is a male shero,” I told him; “you learn that in the third
grade. Just the same as a cowardice is a female coward.”

“You make me sick!” he yelled.

“I’ve heard of gasoline rags and dish rags and wash rags,” I kept up,
“but I never saw any noble ones. Have your own way. I should worry.”

“It’s a good name for a chapter,” he said.

“I wouldn’t know a noble rag if I met one in the street,” I told him.

So that’s how this chapter got its name, and I don’t know what it means
any more than you do. I suppose the next one will be called “Trash
Paper,” or something like that.

Well, anyway, I stood on that doorstep for a few minutes, because I
didn’t know what to do next. I was sure the fellow went in there, but I
didn’t know where he went and anyway, I didn’t have any excuse to hunt
him out because I was only tracking him for a stunt. Anyway I went in
and when I got upstairs one flight I saw just a sign of that print in
the hall just in front of a door. The hall was all dirty and greasy
like.

So by that I was pretty sure he had gone in there and you see how I
tracked him all the way from Marshtown landing. Then I made up my mind
that he sure wouldn’t be mad if he knew I did it just for a stunt and
I’d tell him I was scouting. For just a minute I was scared, then I gave
a rap on the door.

Oh, but it was dark and it smelled bad in that hall. I guess they ought
to tear down that row of tenements. Pretty soon I rapped again, and I
felt kind of funny, because I didn’t know what I ought to
say—especially if a woman opened it. All of a sudden it opened very
soft, and, good night! who should be standing there but—who do you
think?

Westy Martin.

Jiminety, but wasn’t I flabbergasted! Even as surprised as I was, I
looked down at his feet and sure enough he had on scout shoes, almost
new. Talk about plots growing thicker! This one was getting so thick you
couldn’t drive a nail into it.

“Well—what—are—you—doing—here?” I gasped out just like that.

“Shh,” he said, “keep quiet; come in, but keep quiet.”

So I went in, all flabbergasted and there was a room with the paper all
falling off the walls and no carpet on the floor, but anyway the windows
were wide open, that was one good thing. And over in the corner was an
old cot without any sheets or anything and, oh, gee, it looked bad
because I’ve got a dandy bed up in my den—all brass and filigree
work—you know.

But, crinkums, I didn’t notice the cot much because there was a fellow
on it and as soon as I looked at him I knew who it was, even though he
looked worse than he most always did. It was Skinny McCord.

“You waked him up by knocking,” Westy said.

“It isn’t the first knocking I did to-day,” I said, “but I guess I can
see how it is now—I guess I can.”

“It’s only a good turn,” he said; “he did you a good turn, and so I had
to do one for him, that’s all. It’s for the scouts too, and I don’t care
what they say.”

Then I happened to notice a catching mit and a baseball over on a table
near Skinny, where there was some medicine too. And then, all of a
sudden, everything seemed to glisten like, especially when I blinked my
eyes. Gee, I know how easy it is for girls to cry, but a
fellow—anyway—when I saw Westy sit down on the edge of that cot and
not pay any attention to me, only to Skinny, I couldn’t speak at all. I
only just happened to think to do something and I’m glad I thought about
it. I just raised my hand and made Westy Martin the full scout salute.
Patrol leaders don’t do that mostly to the fellows in their patrols, but
I should worry about rules and things like that.

“You’re taking care of him?” I said as soon as I could, and I felt all
foolish sort of. “I tracked him, but I never thought”—and I just
couldn’t say any more.

But even still Westy didn’t speak to me, only he said to Skinny, “Here’s
a real patrol leader come to see you—that’s a big honor, that is, and
he just made you the full salute. You remember it in the Scout
Handbook?”

“I made that salute to _you_,” I said to Westy, all choking, I have to
admit it, “and I meant it too.”

“You’re a great tracker,” he said; “wouldn’t you like to be as good a
tracker as he is, Skinny?” And I could see that all he cared about was
amusing Skinny.

“Don’t talk about _me_,” I said; “I’m a big fool, that’s what I am, but
tell me all about it.”

“There isn’t anything to tell,” said Westy, “except that Skinny always
wanted to be a scout, but he didn’t have any money and all like that.
But anyway, he got the Handbook and studied it all up and it got him.”

“Same as it gets any fellow that looks inside of it,” I said.

“And the part that interested him most of all was tracking and
signalling. You see how he carved the tracking emblem on one of his
shoes——”

“You needn’t show it to me,” I said, “I saw it.”

“Last night,” Westy said, “he read that smudge signal, because he
learned the Morse Code out of the Handbook, and he knew that somebody
might be coming up the river with the false report. He didn’t know just
what he ought to do and I guess he was scared to go up to your house
because he didn’t have any good clothes. So he ran down through the
marshes and waited at the landing, because he knew Jake Holden would be
coming up stream. Jake’s one good friend to him, and he often took him
out and he wasn’t afraid of Jake.

“Pretty soon he heard Jake’s boat coming up the river and saw the light
and he just waited there and when Jake come up alongside the float, the
first thing Skinny heard him say was, ‘_Roy Blakeley is dead_’—didn’t
you, Skinny?”

But I could see that Skinny’s eyes were shut now and he didn’t hear. “Go
on,” I said.

“So Skinny told him it wasn’t true, and told him about the signal. Jake
didn’t pay much attention because he thought Skinny was just a little
crazy on account of being so poor and hungry and all that and not having
a good home. So he was going up to your house anyway and Skinny cried
and hung onto him, and begged him not to. I guess he went on kind of
crazy, but he said he was sure because he knew the Morse Code. Anyway,
just to humor him, I guess, Jake promised him he’d wait till early in
the morning, and meanwhile you came home. Do you see?”

Honest, I couldn’t answer him.

“Skinny was the one who did it,” he said. “That accounts for his tracks,
don’t you see?”

I shook my head to show him I understood. But I couldn’t say it.

“And that’s how tracking and signalling have brought the three of us
together—see?” Westy said. “It’s funny, isn’t it, how it brings the
three of us together here in this tenement house.”

“How did _you_ come here?” I said.

“I was just starting for the house-boat this morning early, when I met
Skinny’s mother. She was going to do her day’s washing. And she told me
how she had to leave him sick in bed, and she asked me if I’d go and
stay with him till she got back. I went back and got the ball and mit
because I thought maybe he’d like them. She said he got a bad cold in
the marshes and he was all excited and kind of crazy from the way he’d
hung onto Jake and begged him not to go up to your house—what did the
fellows think when I didn’t show up?”

“You—you should worry,” I just blurted out.

“Anyway I don’t care so much about the troop or Mr. Ellsworth either,”
he said, “and even if I cared about Skinny it wouldn’t do much good,
because he’s going to die—the doctor says so. But I care a lot about
you and he did you a good turn. I was afraid he might die before you had
a chance to pay him back. So I just sort of tried to pay him back for
you——”

All the while he was talking I could hardly hear what he was saying and
there was one word ringing through my head.

It was the word _slacker_.



                              CHAPTER XVII

                            THE TWO CROSSES


I GUESS maybe I’d better tell you about Skinny now, so you’ll know all
about who he is. Before I was a scout I used to call him Wash-board,
because he was so skinny you could have used his ribs for a wash-board.
I guess I used to think that was funny, but, gee, when you get to be a
scout you find out what real fun is and you don’t call names like that.

He always lived down in Barrel Alley and his mother goes out washing.
Once Skinny’s father hit him on the head and it made him queer like. But
he got better mostly. Only he was always afraid of people after that.
His father went away and got killed. Sometimes Skinny sold papers at the
station, but he was always scared of people, especially rich fellows.
How should I know he was interested in Scouts? He didn’t have much to
eat, I guess. Anyway Jake Holden was a good friend to him and he wasn’t
scared of Jake. I guess maybe he had consumption.

He didn’t wake up again then, anyway he didn’t open his eyes, and as
soon as his mother came home from her work Westy and I went home. I
wasn’t thinking anything about the house-boat now. I was only thinking
about Skinny and I had my mind all made up, too. I didn’t say anything
to Westy, but on the way home I decided what I was going to do.

It was the scout trail that took me to that tenement house and if you
follow a scout trail you’re safe. That scout trail knew what it was
doing all right. There wasn’t any trail leading to the houseboat. Stick
to your trail. That’s the rule. And you can bet your life I was going to
stick to that trail now. If that trail was going to lead to the
cemetery, all right—that’s what I said. But I had picked up Skinny
McCord’s trail and I made up my little old mind that I was going to hang
on to it and follow it like a blood-hound.

That night we were going to have a special troop meeting to decide about
chipping in money for our cruise up to camp, because we didn’t have much
left on account of spending so much for paint and lumber and different
things.

I knew how the fellows and Mr. Ellsworth would be feeling about me not
coming back and Westy not showing up, and I knew how the Silver Foxes
would feel, especially. But anyway, I had my mind all made up. After
supper my sister Ruth played a game of tennis with Westy and while they
were playing I went up to my room and got out the Scout Handbook. Then I
read the scout laws over, but anyway I knew them. After I had read them
all I made two crosses with a lead pencil, one alongside of one law and
one alongside another. Then I put the Handbook in my pocket and went
downstairs.

It was time to go to the meeting now and so we started off.

“You seem awful funny,” Westy said; “what’s the matter?”

“It’s patrol business,” I said; “it’s about——”

“Is it about me?” he asked me.

“It’s about my patrol,” I said; “it’s about the Silver Foxes. Did you
ever hear that a Silver Fox never makes a mistake about a trail?”

“No,” he said, kind of puzzled.

“You want to read up natural history,” I told him. “A silver fox knows
the tracks of all the different kinds of animals and if he could talk he
could tell you about them.”

“Too bad he can’t talk,” Westy said, sort of jollying me.

“_I_ can talk,” I said. Then after a minute I said, “It’s about the Elk
patrol, too.”

He didn’t say any more and pretty soon we got to the troop-room—that’s
in the Public Library. We were a little late, but I wanted it that way,
so we wouldn’t have any talk with anyone before the meeting started.
Everyone said “hello” to us, but they were the coldest “helloes” _you_
ever saw.

“If I’d known it was going to be as cold as this, I’d have worn my
sweater,” I told Westy. Even my own patrol didn’t say anything to us,
and they all looked kind of glum. I heard Will Dawson say something
about our patrol being “in bad,” but I didn’t pay any attention—I
should worry.

Now the way we sit at the beginning of troop meetings is in three rows
and each patrol is one row. The patrol leader always sits at the right
hand end of the row and Mr. Ellsworth sits in front. If there are any
local councilmen they sit in front with him. But it doesn’t look much
like that after things get started, I can tell you that. That night Mr.
Bennett was there, too. He’s on the Local Council.

When Westy and I went up to our row to sit down, nobody said anything to
us at all, not even the fellows in our own patrol. Ralph Warner was
sitting in my seat at the end, and he said, kind of cold like, “Do you
want to sit down here?”

“Of course I want to sit down there,” I told him; “I’m the leader of
this patrol. Where _should_ I sit?” So he moved over kind of glum and I
sat down in my chair at the end, right beside the Silver Fox emblem that
stands in a rack on the floor. Maybe they had an idea of electing a new
patrol leader, hey? I should worry.

As soon as we were all ready Mr. Ellsworth called the roll and Westy and
I were marked late. Then Mr. Ellsworth read a couple of notices and said
the special meeting was called for several purposes. He said one was to
draft a letter of gratitude to Mr. Donnelle for loaning us the boat, and
one was to decide (he always says determine, but decide is easier) how
much each scout could chip in for the expenses of our cruise up the
Hudson to Catskill Landing.

Then he looked very serious and said one of the patrols had all signed a
petition (all except two absentees, he said) asking him to order an
election in that patrol for a new patrol leader.

“I have been asked,” that’s just what he said, “I have been asked to
administer a troop reprimand to a member of the patrol of the Silver
Foxes for absenting himself throughout the day from urgent troop duties
with no better excuse than a desire to play baseball. This I shall have
to do. The new election is asked for in order that a patrol leader may
be found who will not leave his patrol and his duties on a mere pretext
and not return. I authorize this election. Meanwhile Wesleigh Martin
will please stand up.”

I could see that Westy’s face was kind of white and his lips were tight
together and I knew he didn’t intend to say anything.



                             CHAPTER XVIII

                         SCOUT LAW NUMBER THREE


Now, I can tell you just exactly what Mr. Ellsworth said, because I
remembered it and I wrote it down right afterwards. First I was afraid
Westy would say something and I didn’t want him to, because—well,
you’ll see. So now I’ll copy what Mr. Ellsworth said. Oh, jiminy, you
could hear a pin drop, everyone was so quiet. He said:

“Wesleigh (that’s Westy, you know), I have been asked by your own patrol
to give you this public reproof, and I speak for the whole troop as
well, when I remind you that your action to-day in absenting yourself
and thereby avoiding your share of the work we had undertaken to do, was
unscoutlike and unworthy of you, and unworthy of the patrol whose fine
traditions you were bound to guard and support. You knew that to be
entitled to your share of the pleasure of this purposed cruise, you
would have to do your share of the work. You knew that to-day was set
apart for concerted effort by the whole troop to make this boat ready
for starting next Saturday. You knew that at the urgent request of some
of you boys I arranged to spend the day helping you. You were one of the
boys who asked me to do this. You remember?

“We meet here to-night after a hard day’s work, pleasant as work always
is, but hard nevertheless. You will have the satisfaction of knowing
that you will occupy a bunk which your companions have made ready for
you, and that you did not yourself hammer so much as a single nail.
Arthur Van Arlen and Wigley Weigand, both weary and one lame, after a
frightful experience, were here and helped to make the boat safe and
comfortable for _you_. They were loyal to the Raven Patrol. I hope you
may be moved to appreciate the interest and spirit which they displayed
while you were playing ball.

“When you have an opportunity, Wesleigh, I would like to have you read
the scout laws again and bear in mind particularly your obligation of
loyalty to your scoutmaster, which of course, means to your scout
duties—your troop and your patrol. I kept my word with you to-day and
you did not keep your word with me. The house-boat is ready for our
cruise, and I hope that you, along with all the members of the troop
will find the trip enjoyable. That is all, Wesleigh, unless you have
something to say.”

Oh, gee, you should have heard the silence—I don’t mean _heard_ it—but
there wasn’t a sound.

Then Westy said, “I haven’t got anything to say.” And then he sat down.

I knew that it was time then for me to do what I wanted to do, but I
couldn’t get up because I felt all shaky. I was holding to the pole of
the Silver Fox emblem that was right beside me, and, oh, cracky, I felt
funny. All of a sudden I heard Mr. Ellsworth say that he wouldn’t say
anything to Roy Blakeley because the patrol was going to have an
election and then I heard Will Dawson, of my patrol, say under his
breath, sort of, that there’d be only one fellow to vote for me, and I
knew he meant Westy Martin. Gee, I’m glad I heard him say that because
it gave me a kind of an idea what to say and it made me mad, and when
you’re mad you have courage—you know what I mean, you can get up and
talk. Jiminy, I knew I couldn’t make a speech like Mr. Ellsworth with
all long words, and besides I had to be careful that it didn’t seem as
if I was just answering him back.

So then I grabbed tight hold of the emblem pole because, I don’t know,
it seemed to give me courage kind of, and it was _my_ emblem and _my_
patrol for a few minutes yet, anyway. But oh, didn’t my hand tremble.
Anyway I could see that Mr. Bennett was sort of listening and I wasn’t
so much scared after I got up.

This is what I said, only I didn’t say it as well as it sounds here on
account of being nervous, but I should worry as long as I knew I was
right, hey?

“I heard a fellow in my patrol say just now” that’s the way I began,
“that there is only one Silver Fox would vote for me because I went away
and didn’t come back. I know he meant Westy and he’s the one fellow I’d
want to vote for me, anyway, you can bet. I don’t care what happens, I
don’t, if Westy will only vote for me. Because he’s one real scout and
none of the rest of you know anything about scouting alongside of
him—you don’t. And anyway I don’t care so much if I’m not leader any
more, if I could only be sure you’d elect _him_ leader——”

“He stands a tall chance,” I heard a fellow say.

“About as tall as Pee-wee,” another fellow said. He was trying to be
smart.

“Maybe he’ll have a tall chance, as tall as the Woolworth Building,” I
said; “you’d better keep still. I want to ask Mr. Ellsworth if I can say
something—while I’m still Silver Fox leader, that’s all.”

“Surely you may, Roy,” he said, kind of pleasant.

“Because there’s one more thing I’m going to say for my patrol. I—I
started that patrol and——”

Oh, gee, then I broke right down, not exactly crying, but you know,
there was something in my throat and I just couldn’t talk for a minute.

“Go on, Roy,” Mr. Ellsworth said, and he was awfully nice, I have to
admit that.

So I said how I started that patrol and did the best I could and always
told the fellows to be loyal and how disgrace spills all over just like
Mr. Ellsworth himself told us.

“Anyway, Mr. Ellsworth,” I said, “I can’t say it as good as I’d like to,
because—you know——”

“Take your time, Roy,” he said.

“Anyway, you remember how you spoke about the laws.” I was holding tight
to the Silver Fox standard and it kind of helped me to speak, and I
guess pretty soon my voice didn’t shake. “I know all the laws,” I said,
“and I think more about them than I do about stunts and adventures and
things——”

“How about baseball?” a fellow said, but I didn’t pay any attention to
him, and Mr. Ellsworth frowned at him.

“And only to-night I looked at them,” I said, “and I made marks next to
two of them.” Then I fumbled in my pocket and got out the Handbook, and
I reminded myself of a lawyer. Anyway I could see Mr. Bennett smile at
Mr. Ellsworth. “Gee, I wouldn’t say anything against the laws, that’s
one sure thing,” I said, “because they’re all dandy laws, you can bet.
But maybe a fellow might not know which one to obey because he can’t
obey them all at once, can he?”

Mr. Ellsworth said he didn’t know about that and he looked kind of
surprised. I should worry, I wasn’t scared now. “Suppose he’s on his way
to obey Law 8 and keep his word and be loyal to his troop and his
scoutmaster,” I said. “That’s Law 8, isn’t it?”

Mr. Ellsworth looked surprised and said, “Yes.” And Mr. Bennett was
smiling with an awful funny kind of a smile.

“And suppose while he’s on his way he runs plunk into another law. _Good
night!_ What’s he going to do? Maybe you don’t know which law I mean by
another one. It’s number 3, and I can say it without even looking at the
book. Even if they elect——”

I guess Mr. Ellsworth could see my voice was trembling, because he said,
“Take your time, Roy, you have us interested.”

I have to admit I was feeling bad, but anyway I said the law right off
without looking at the book.

    3. A SCOUT IS HELPFUL.

    He must be prepared at any time to save life, help injured
    persons, and share the home duties. He must _do at least one
    good turn to somebody every day_.

“Maybe you never noticed that the part about good turns is printed in
italics. You know what italics mean—you learn that in the Second Grade.
It means that that special thing is emphasized, see?”

Mr. Ellsworth was smiling a little, but anyway he was listening and so
was Mr. Bennett. Gee, I didn’t see anything to smile at.

Now I have to admit that I got kind of excited and I didn’t know much
what I was saying.

Sometimes I had to stop on account of that lump being in my throat. But
anyway, I kept on and I held on tight to my emblem—the Silver Fox
emblem.

“So that’s what I mean,” I said, “and this morning Westy was on his way
to help on the house-boat and he met” (oh, jiminies, I guess I didn’t
know how I was talking now, I was so excited) “and he met Skinny
McCord’s mother and she told him about Skinny being sick on account of a
good turn he did for me—keeping Jake Holden from going to my house—and
she asked him to go up and stay with him and he didn’t think any more
about the house-boat, and I’m glad he didn’t, and I told him that, and
I’m his patrol leader yet, anyway. I tell him that, I do! And he went
home and got his baseball and his catching mit and it cost a dollar and
seventy-five cents, and he took them to Skinny just so as he’d kind of
forgot being sick. Westy saved up to get that mit and I know all about
it. And he stayed all day with Skinny and the doctor says, he says
Skinny has got to die, but anyway Westy stayed all day with him—that’s
what he did. And I’m glad you fellows are going to elect a new leader if
you want him to reprimand Westy, because you’d never get _me_ to do it,
I can tell you that!”

Oh, crinkums, there wasn’t a sound. It had to stop because I was gulping
and all excited, but I started again, you can bet.

“And there’s only one thing more I’ve got to say,” I told them. “I got
on the trail—I mean Skinny’s trail. And it took me to his house in
Barrel Alley. I picked up his trail down at Little Landing and it had
the scout’s pathfinder sign printed in the mud. And I—I’m—I’m a scout,
I am, I don’t care what you say, and I followed it. And maybe, for all
you know, it was put there for me to follow—maybe. It took me to where
a fellow was sick, it did, and it showed me one of my own—one of the
Silver Foxes, doing a good turn to pay Skinny back for the good turn he
did for me. And I stayed there to help and I forgot all about the
house-boat, and I’m glad I did. And I hope that whoever these fellows
elect, he won’t let them chip in for the cruise, but I hope he’ll have
them chip in to send Skinny up to the country—I don’t care what the
doctor says. Once a doctor said that—he said that my father——”

And that’s all I had a chance to say. Gee, I couldn’t tell you what
happened next. All I know is, I heard my Scout Handbook go kerflop on
the floor and Vic Norris of the Ravens grabbed the Silver Fox emblem
right out of my hand and began waving it. All of a sudden I saw Westy
and he didn’t say anything only put his arm around my shoulder and he
started to say something and, oh, I don’t know, he just couldn’t. Then I
heard a fellow asking him what was the matter, because he was husky,
kind of, and his eyes shiny—you know. And he said he had a cold. Oh,
boy!

“He caught cold from drinking out of a damp glass,” Doc Carson shouted.
Honest, you couldn’t hear yourself think. And Pee-wee—g-o-o-d night!

Then Mr. Ellsworth held up his hand and we all quieted down.

“Before we go any further,” he said, “and while our lungs are working
overtime I want every member of the Raven Patrol and every member of the
Elk Patrol to give three cheers for the Silver Foxes, scouts, _real_
scouts, every one of them, and for their leader, Roy Blakeley. After
that you can hold your election.”



                              CHAPTER XIX

                         THE END OF THE MEETING


Oh, boy, some excitement! “Excuse me while I blush,” I said. For they
were all shouting and Pee-wee was on top of the table dancing and
yelling, “_Hurrah for the Solid Silver Foxes! Three cheers for the
Sterling Silver Foxes!_” Believe me, that kid is self-starting, but he
isn’t self stopping.

Then I told them that I had something more to say, and they shouted it
was their turn to do the saying, and believe me, they did—with
something left over. At last Mr. Ellsworth got us throttled down and he
told me to say what I had to say, because Mr. Bennett had a word or two
for us.

So I told them my idea that I’d had in my head all the time, and you
just wait and see how many adventures it led to. That’s one good thing
about good turns; they most always start something. Already Pee-wee was
started.

I told them I thought instead of keeping Tom Slade’s place open, kind of
in memory of him, it would be better to put Skinny McCord in that vacant
place and take him up to Temple Camp and help him to get well. Then I
told them how he read the Handbook, and how he was crazy about scouting,
only he was scared of the fellows because he was so poor. And then I
said that findings is keepings and that Skinny belonged to the Silver
Foxes, and they would make a present of him to the Elks on account of
Tom Slade. “Anyway,” I said, “when Tom gets back he’ll be old enough for
assistant scoutmaster, so it’s all right.”

Then Mr. Ellsworth said, “Very good,” and that Councilman Bennett had
something to say. This is what he said, because Mr. Ellsworth wrote it
out for me, and he remembered almost just how it was. Oh, but he’s one
fine man—Mr. Bennett—he’s on some kind of a board and he helped build
the hospital and he likes the scouts and he wishes he could shin up a
tree—he said so. So this is what he said.

“My young friends, I have listened with a good deal of something or
other (it’s too much bother to spell it out) to our young leader of the
Silver Foxes, and I must say that the Silver Foxes are solid fourteen
karat gold. I am a lawyer myself and I wish to express my professional
admiration of the way Leader Blakeley presented his case.”

“The pleasure is mine,” I said under my breath, because I just couldn’t
help it.

Then he said like this—he said, “If Skinny McCord wishes to cast his
lot with such boys as these, he shall not find the means lacking. I will
furnish his suit and such sundries as he needs. I agree with Leader
Blakeley that doctors are sometimes mistaken. Let us hope it may be the
case in this instance. The cruise to camp must be made; let nothing
interfere with that. If some of you boys wish to go into the city in the
morning you may have the pleasure of purchasing Skinny’s outfit. I would
suggest that the Silver Foxes do this in order that their gift may go
complete to their comrades of the Elks. I think I have your
scoutmaster’s permission to do this.”

“Sure you have!” Pee-wee shouted.

“We’ll go in on the 9 A. M. train,” Westy said.

“What time does the 9 A. M. train leave?” Pee-wee shouted. “Oh, but it’s
great!” He was half crazy.

“The nine o’clock train leave at 8.60,” I told him, “and you have to get
a transfer——”

“To what line?” he shouted.

“To the clothesline,” I said.

“You make me sick!” he yelled, “You haven’t got any
what-do-you-call-it—hero—something or other——”

“That talk will have to be strained through a sieve,” I said. “Don’t
mind him, Mr. Bennett, somebody’s been feeding him meat. He goes to the
movies too much. He’s known as the human megaphone. All step up and
listen to the Raving Raven rave—only a dime, ten cents, ladies and
gentlemen!”

Even Mr. Bennett had to laugh.

“Now all we’ve got to have is a girl,” Pee-wee shouted, “because we’ve
got a poor lad—I mean—you know what I mean—noble poverty and a boat
and heroes doing good turns——”

“And Ravens turning somersaults,” I said.

“And all that,” he kept up, “and Roy foiled his prosecuters—I mean
persecuters——”

“You mean executers,” Doc said.

“And all we need now is a heroine,” Pee-wee said, while he danced up and
down. “A poor girl—I mean a maiden—with gold hair—if we could only
rescue one—oh, wouldn’t it be great.”

“Even if her hair was only gold-filled it would be something,” Connie
Bennett said.

“You’re crazy!” Pee-wee shouted, “it shows none of you know anything
about stories.”

Oh, jiminy, I can’t tell all the stuff we shouted. You see, it was just
because we were feeling so good. And Mr. Ellsworth didn’t try to stop
us.

The next chapter is about two dollars. I don’t mean it’s worth that
much. I don’t know what I’ll name it yet.

Olive oil[1]—that’s the French way to say, “So long.” Anyway, it’s
something like that. I should worry.

-----

[1] _Au revoir_ is probably what he meant.



                               CHAPTER XX

                          MOSTLY ABOUT SKINNY


                This chapter I am going to fill
                With some stuff about a two dollar bill.

That isn’t so bad for poetry, is it? I got that idea out of a story by
Sir Walter Scott—putting poetry at the top of the chapters. Mr.
Ellsworth says sometimes a fellow might get killed for writing poetry. I
should worry—a scout is brave.

You can bet that if Pee-wee had his way we’d have all gone into the city
that very night and broken into a store to get Skinny’s outfit. But nix
on that hurry up business when it comes to Mr. Ellsworth. “Scouts are
not made in a day,” he said to Pee-wee, “and the outfit doesn’t make the
scout anyway, remember that.”

“Any more than a merry-go-round makes a good turn,” I said.

So Mr. Ellsworth went to see Skinny and his mother, and then he went to
see the doctor, and he found out that Skinny wasn’t going to die right
then, but that something was the matter with his lungs, and that he’d
keep getting sick all the time probably and wouldn’t grow up. Oh, boy,
when Mr. Ellsworth once gets on your trail, _good night_! That’s just
the way he hauled Tom Slade into the troop, head over heels. And look at
Connie Bennett, too. Mr. Ellsworth had to hypnotize Connie’s mother and
now Connie’s a first class scout.

After two or three nights he brought Skinny to meeting, and oh, cracky,
but that kid looked bad. He just sat and watched us do our stunts and he
was scared when anybody spoke to him, except Mr. Ellsworth. And he was
coughing a lot, too.

After the meeting Westy and I and Mr. Ellsworth took him home, and just
when we left him he asked us if maybe he’d live long enough to get the
pathfinder’s badge. And oh, gee, it made me feel good the way Mr.
Ellsworth answered him. He said,

“Well, I can’t exactly promise that because I don’t know how long it
will take you to win that badge, but if you think you can win it inside
of forty or fifty years, I think you’ll be there to grab it when it
comes.” Oh, jingoes, but we’ve got one dandy scoutmaster. I don’t care
what you say, he’s the best one in America. And when he said that,
Skinny kind of smiled and then you could see how thin he was, because
the wrinkles came all around his mouth.

Well, on Saturday Westy and Dorry Benton and Ralph Warner (they’re all
in my patrol) went into the city to get Skinny’s outfit, so we could
give him a surprise at the meeting on Monday night. I didn’t go because
I wanted Westy to have the say, and I didn’t want him to think I was
butting in, because Skinny belonged to him, as you might say. Besides I
had to cut the grass so my sisters could play tennis with Johnny
Wade—honest, that fellow is there all the time. He’s got a machine, but
I never saw it. I guess maybe it’s a sewing machine, hey?

Now I didn’t know how much money Mr. Bennett gave Mr. Ellsworth. All I
know is that when the fellows came back they had everything for Skinny,
or most everything. Because they came up to Camp Solitaire (that’s the
tent I have on our lawn) and we opened the whole business. Pee-wee was
there and the first thing we knew he was shouting that there wasn’t any
belt-axe.

“We used all the money we had,” Westy said, “and it isn’t worth while
asking Mr. Bennett for any more, even if there’s one or two things
missing.”

Oh, jiminy, Pee-wee went up in the air. “Why didn’t you get a belt-axe,”
he shouted; “don’t you know a belt-axe is the most important thing of
all? It’s the sign of the scout! It’s more important than the uniform.”

“He’d look nice going down Main Street with a belt-axe and no uniform,”
I said; “you’re crazy on the subject of belt-axes. What’s the matter,
are you afraid Hindenburg is going to invade Bridgeboro? You should
worry about a belt-axe. Wait till he’s a tenderfoot.”

“That shows how much you know about scouting,” he yelled; “the belt-axe
is the emblem of the woods.”

“The which?” Westy said.

“The emblem of the woods,” he hollered at the top of his voice. “You
have to have a belt-axe first of all. It’s more important than the
Handbook. It means woodcraft and—and—and all that sort of stuff!”

Well, first I just laughed at him and jollied him along, because I know
how crazy he is about things like that—he’d wear every badge in the
Handbook on his chest if he had the chance. And he’s always getting new
suits and things, because his father is rich. Pee-wee’s all right only
he’s daffy about all the scout stuff that you see in the pictures and he
always has his belt-axe dragging on his belt, even when he’s home, as if
he expected to chop down all the telegraph poles on Main Street.

“You have belt-axes on the brain,” Westy told him.

“He’s got them on the belt anyway,” I said.

“You ask Mr. Ellsworth about it and see what he says,” Ralph Warner
said. “He’ll tell you it’s better for Skinny to wait till he can earn a
little money and then buy a belt-axe. There’s time enough.”

“Sure he would,” I said, because I know just how Mr. Ellsworth feels
about things like that. And for all I know, maybe he didn’t want Skinny
to have everything at the start, just so as he would be able to get some
things all by himself later. Because Mr. Ellsworth thinks that’s the
best way.

Of course, we always jollied Pee-wee about his belt-axe and about
wearing his scout-knife and his drinking cup hanging from his belt right
home in Bridgeboro, as if he was in South Africa, and Mr. Ellsworth
always said he was the typical scout—that’s the word he used—typical.

But now I began to think maybe it would cause some trouble and I hoped
he wouldn’t be giving Skinny any of that kind of talk. But he did just
the same, and it made a lot of trouble. Pee-wee’s all right, but I don’t
care if he knows what I said, because it’s true.

On Monday we had it fixed for Skinny to come up to Camp Solitaire, and
Westy and I would teach him some stuff out of the Handbook. Then we were
going to give him the new stuff so he could put it on, because we wanted
him to feel good—you know what I mean—when he went to meeting. We
didn’t want him to feel different from the other fellows. But usually we
don’t do that until a fellow takes the oath first.

Oh, boy, but wasn’t he proud when we put the khaki suit on him, and
fixed the hat on his head. He smiled in that funny way he had that
always made me feel kind of bad, because it made his face look all thin.
And he was awful bashful and scared, but anyway, he was proud, I could
see that.

So then I opened the Handbook to page 59, where there’s a picture of a
scout standing straight, making the full salute, and I told him he
should stand straight and try to look just like that. He said, “I ain’t
fat enough,” but I told him not to mind, but just to look at that
picture and he’d know how he looked as a boy scout.

“How soon will I be one?” he said. And I told him pretty soon.

Now I thought about that picture early in the morning and I made up my
mind I would show it to him when he got dressed up. You can bet he
didn’t look very much like it but a lot I cared about that, as long as
it made him feel good. So early in the morning before he came, I took my
two dollar bill (that’s my allowance my father always gives me Monday
morning) and put it in the Handbook at page 59, so that I could find the
place all right.

After I showed the picture to Skinny I shut the Handbook because I
wouldn’t need it any more and I laid the two dollar bill down on the
table in a hurry, because I wanted to straighten Skinny’s belt and fix
his collar right and make him look as good as I could. Anyway I laid an
oar-lock on the bill so it wouldn’t blow away. I’ve got two
nickel-plated oar-locks that my patrol gave me on troop birthday, and I
keep them in my tent except when I go to camp.

Westy was telling Skinny how fine he looked and, oh, gee, Skinny was
happy, you could see that. Of course, he didn’t look very good, I have
to admit it, but he had a smile a mile long.

“You’re all right,” I told him, “all you have to do is to stand up
straight and think about scouting and the oath and the laws, and then
you’ll look like one.”

Then he said, “I have to have one of those axes, don’t I?”

“You should worry about an axe,” I said; “you didn’t see one in the
picture did you?”

“Wasn’t it because the boy in the picture was facing me, and you wear
the axe in back, don’t you?”

“Don’t you worry,” I told him, “I know that fellow in the picture and he
hasn’t got one on.”

“One of your scout fellows says you have to have one,” he said, kind of
timid.

“Good night!” I said to Westy, “Pee-wee’s been at it.”

“He knows, too,” Skinny said.

“You mean that little fellow?” I said. “Has he been talking to you?”

“Yes,” he said.

“Forget it,” I told him; “if that kid had his picture taken he’d stand
with his back to the camera so as to show his belt-axe. If he had the
Gold Cross he’d pin it on the end of his nose, so everybody’d see it.
The principal thing to wear is the scout smile, you take it from me.
When you see Mr. Ellsworth to-night you ask him about the belt-axe and
go by what he says. That’s the one to go to—your scoutmaster.”

“But anyway it’s in the book about the axe,” he said, and oh, gee, I
could see how he fell for that axe. I don’t know, it was something about
it, I suppose. “It’s all right for a tree to fall for an axe, but don’t
_you_,” I said. That was a joke.

“You got to have one when you go chopping trees, haven’t you?” he asked
me.

“You forget it,” I said, and I decided I’d give Pee-wee a good bawling
out after the meeting.

Then I started straightening Skinny’s suit and telling him how swell he
looked and how he must always take off his hat to ladies. He was
interested all right, but I could see how the belt-axe kind of had him,
and I suppose it was because it was bright and shiny and a weapon, sort
of. That’s the way it is with lots of fellows when they start being
scouts.

We tried to get him to go in the house to supper with us and then go to
the meeting, but he was kind of scared and wouldn’t. I guess it was
because I live in a big house and because my father is rich—but anyway,
he never acts that way, that’s one sure thing. And, gee, nobody can say
Ruth and Marjorie wouldn’t have been nice to him too.

So we left him in the tent and told him to read the Handbook, but to be
sure to go home and get his supper in time to be at the meeting that
evening. We made him the full salute just for fun, and oh, didn’t he
smile and look proud. I bet he was proud going up Main Street too.

“I’d like to get my hands on that kid,” I said to Westy, as we went
across the lawn; “he makes me sick with his heroes and his noble rags
and his belt-axes. He’s got that poor kid’s brain full of fancy stuff
before he’s even a scout.”

“That’s just like him,” Westy said, “but he’ll get over it.”

“_Emblem of the woods!_” I said. “Did you hear that?”

“I guess he told Skinny we were going to chop down some saplings
to-morrow for stanchions on the boat,” Westy said.

“Goodness knows what he didn’t tell him,” I said, “Skinny will be
chopping down all the fence rails in Barrel Alley if Pee-wee has his
way.”

Oh, boy, we had huckleberry pie for supper, and didn’t Westy and I have
two helpings! “There’s only one thing scouts like about huckleberry
pie,” my father said, “and that’s the taste of it.”



                              CHAPTER XXI

                           SOMETHING MISSING


After supper Westy and I started for troop meeting. It was getting dark
fast and we went scout-pace down the hill, because after all that had
happened you bet we didn’t want to be late. No, siree.

All the while we were talking about just what I ought to say when I
presented Skinny to the Elks, because that’s what we were going to do
that night. And I was the one to do it, because I was patrol leader.
Westy had a blue ribbon, because that’s the Elks’ color, and he was
going to pin it on Skinny with an express tag that he got that day. He
had it all written nice and neat on the tag.

                   From the Silver Foxes to the Elks.
                   Handle with Care.

I told him to put prepaid on it, too, and then he said it would be a
good idea to put some thrift stamps on Skinny’s face. Jiminy, that
fellow Westy has some crazy ideas.

“Believe me, it’ll be great,” he said.

“The Elks will have some training to do, that’s one thing,” I said.

“He’ll learn soon enough, all right,” Westy answered.

“I guess it would be a good stunt to have a flag sticking up out of his
collar,” I said; “he won’t mind, he’ll just smile. He doesn’t get mad,
that’s one good thing about him.”

“I like to see that smile, don’t you?” Westy said, “it’s kind of bashful
like.”

“He’s going to pan out all right,” I said, “you take it from me.”

Then we said how it might be good to put him in a barrel and mark it “_A
gift from Barrel Alley_,” but we decided not to because it might make
him feel so kind of bashful and scared—you know what I mean.

All the while I knew what I was going to say, and this was it:

    Scouts of the Elk Patrol, we present you with this testimonial
    (my sister said that was a good word to use) of our steam—I
    mean esteem. You get fifty green trading stamps besides. This
    youth is positively guaranteed to grow, if kept in the sun and
    to win the pathfinder’s badge before the summer is out. He is
    made of fast colors and will not run—except when he’s tracking.
    He should be kept away from explosives such as Pee-wee Harris.

                                   With love and kisses from the
                                                      Silver Foxes.

“Oh, it will be great!” Westy said, “we’ll do it before Mr. Ellsworth
takes up the collection for the cruise, hey?”

“G-o-o-d night!” I said and I stopped short.

“What’s the matter?” Westy said.

“I’m glad you said that,” I told him; “I forgot my two bucks.”

“I’ll go back,” Westy said; “you wait here.” There wasn’t any time to
stop him and anyway, he can beat me running, I have to admit that.

“Where did you leave it?” he called back.

“I laid it right on the table,” I shouted, “and I laid an oar-lock on it
to keep it from blowing away. Feel around and you’ll get it. Hurry up.”

I saw him going back up the hill for all he was worth and then I sat
down beside the road to wait for him. I got to thinking about the
house-boat and the fun we’d have cruising up the Hudson and how Skinny
would get fat and eat a lot, and especially how he’d stare when he saw
Jeb Rushmore. He’s our camp manager, and just wait till you see him,
that’s all _I_ say.

But mostly I was thinking about the fun we’d have presenting Skinny to
the Elks, and, oh, boy, I could just see Mr. Ellsworth laugh with that
funny laugh he has—trying not to. And you can bet I was glad we had
Skinny started. Because when a fellow once gets on the trail, he’s a
goner. Oh, bibbie, that was going to be some meeting!

Pretty soon Westy came running back down the hill.

“Did you get it?” I asked him, but, of course, I knew he did. He was so
much out of breath that he couldn’t answer and even after he stopped he
had to pant it out, kind of.

“It wasn’t there,” he said.

“_Wasn’t there?_” I said; “you’re crazy. Sure it was there. Where did
you look?”

“I looked just where you said,” Westy panted, “and all around besides.
First, I felt all around with my hand and I lifted the oar-lock and it
wasn’t underneath it.”

“Maybe you got the wrong oar-lock,” I said, all excited; “there are two
of them.”

“The other one was hanging up,” he said; “I found your flashlight on the
duffel-bag and poked the light all around and I saw the other oar-lock
hanging up. I threw the light on the ground, too, because there’s a
pretty strong breeze up there.”

“How could the breeze blow it away when it was under the oar-lock?” I
said. “It was a new two dollar bill.”

“Well, it wasn’t there, anyway,” he said.

Then for a minute we both stood there and neither one of us said
anything. I know what I was thinking, but I didn’t want to say it. I
guess Westy was thinking the same thing, too. We both sat down beside
the road and after a couple of minutes, he said: “Maybe a tramp took it,
hey?”

“Jerry wouldn’t let anyone on the grounds,” I said. Jerry’s our
gardener. “And besides Don wouldn’t, either.” He’s our dog—he’s a
collie.

“Well, it isn’t there, anyway,” Westy said; “I lifted the oar-lock and
felt underneath and I laid it down again, right where it was—on a book
or something. When I flashed the light it wasn’t there. Come on, we’ll
be late. I’d let you have two bucks if I had that much extra, but I’ve
only got two myself. You can chip in yours to-morrow, it’ll be all
right.”

I got up and I felt awful funny.

“Anyway, there’s no use being late,” he said; because I kind of just
couldn’t start.

“It isn’t that I’m thinking about,” I told him, “It’s——”

“I know,” he said, “I thought about that, too, but we’ve got to hustle.”

So we started down the hill and neither of us said anything. Of course,
we were both thinking about Skinny, but neither one of us would say it.

“Pee-wee’s to blame in a way,” Westy said, after a while; “it’s the
belt-axe the poor kid was thinking about.”

“No, he isn’t to blame, either,” I said; “he didn’t mean anything—he
didn’t mean for Skinny to do anything like that.”

“He should have kept his mouth shut,” Westy said.

“Anyway,” I said, “I’m not going to make that speech; I just can’t. I’m
not going to say anything to Skinny about it. Maybe I’ll tell Mr.
Ellsworth sometime—I don’t know. But anyway, I can’t present him to the
Elks that way, I can’t. I just can’t. Poor kid, I don’t suppose he ever
saw as much as two dollars before.”

“You shouldn’t have left it out like that,” Westy said.

After that I guess neither of us said anything. Gee, I can’t tell you
how I felt. I know if a fellow is low down and fires stones and calls
names and all like that, even still he can get to be a scout. But if he
steals—jiminy, I’ve got no use for a fellow that steals. A plaguy lot I
care about two bucks, but, oh, boy, I was looking forward to that
meeting and how we were going to have Skinny all decorated and present
him to the Elks. And now we couldn’t do it. Honest, I didn’t even want
to see him. I didn’t feel sore at him, but I didn’t want to see him.
Because he’d spoiled all the fun for me, that’s all.



                              CHAPTER XXII

                    SHOWS YOU WHERE I DO THE TALKING


Westy said we shouldn’t say anything to Mr. Ellsworth, but wait until
Skinny had taken the oath and knew all the laws and all about scouting,
and then maybe say something to him, how we thought maybe he had made a
mistake sometime and would like to fix it right. Westy said we’d call it
just getting off the trail. Westy’s a mighty nice fellow, you bet, and
he’s a good scout.

But anyway, it knocked all the fun out of that meeting for us, and I
don’t know what the other fellows thought.

Skinny was there in his new suit and he showed how proud he was to have
it. He was always smiling in that bashful kind of a way, as if he was
kind of scared but happy at the same time. Mr. Ellsworth told him to sit
with us and he came over and sat in an extra chair right next to me. I
guess he kind of liked to be near me—anyway, it seemed like that. I was
nice to him all right, but I don’t know, it didn’t seem like it did
before. But no fellow could get mad at him—he looked so poor, and his
suit didn’t fit him very good and he looked all strange and nervous.

Pretty soon I said to him, kind of half interested, you know, I said,
“That’s where you’re going to sit, in that vacant chair where the Elks
are. They’re a good patrol, the Elks, and the fellow who used to sit
there with them was Tom Slade. You have to try to be a good scout just
like he was.”

“I know all the laws, every one,” he said in a whisper.

“Do you know law one?” I asked him.

“Yop, it’s the best of the lot,” he said; “it teaches you about honor.
Do you know the two things about scouts I like best?” he asked me.

“No, I don’t,” I said.

“It’s that first law and the belt-axe that they wear.”

“Never you mind about the belt-axe,” I said.

“Yes, but you want me to tell you honest, don’t you?” he blurted out.
And he looked straight at me and his eyes were all kind of hollow and
excited like. Gee, he was a queer kid. “You can make fun of me all you
want,” he said, “I don’t care. Will I be a scout to-night?”

“Not to-night,” I told him, “we’re going to turn you over to the Elks
to-night. And then they’ll teach you things and get you ready.”

Pretty soon it came time to present him, but I didn’t feel like making
any fun about it. Gee, I don’t know what my patrol thought about me. But
anyway, Westy knew. So I just said how we found Alfred McCord and how he
wanted to be a scout and we thought it was a good idea to give him to
the Elk Patrol, to fill the place of Tom Slade. Cracky, there wasn’t any
pep to it at all.

Then afterwards Mr. Ellsworth took up the collection of one dollar and
seventy cents from each fellow, to buy the eats and pay the expenses of
the cruise. I had to say that I wasn’t ready with it, and I guess he was
surprised, because I never miss a chipping in, but anyway, I said I’d
have it next day. I should worry about that.

On the way out I met Pee-wee shouting away like a machine gun. “Come on
up the street with me,” I said; “I want to tell you something.”

When we were about a block off I said, “You listen here, kiddo. I don’t
want you to be shouting about belt-axes and jack-knives and things like
that in front of Skinny McCord. I’m telling you that and I want you to
remember it. And I’ve got good reasons, too. Scouts aren’t made out of
belt-axes and jack-knives and badges. They’re made out of ideas, as you
might say. You just remember what I tell you and don’t be springing this
stuff about the emblem of the woods and all that. A belt-axe costs two
dollars—haven’t you got sense enough to know that. And do you know how
much it costs to take the scout oath? Not one blooming cent!”

Jiminy crinkums, he just listened and didn’t say a single word. For two
blocks he didn’t say a word.

It was the biggest stunt he ever did.



                             CHAPTER XXIII

                              IN THE WOODS


Now I have to go backward—that’s one good thing about this story, it
has a reverse gear; you can go backward.

The first night we had the house-boat, Mr. Ellsworth went to see Mr.
Darren, who is superintendent of Northside Woods (that’s owned by the
Northside estate) and he asked Mr. Darren if we could chop down some
saplings to use on the boat. Because we wanted to make some stanchions
for the awning, and another flagpole, and some bumper sticks. He thought
that was a good idea, because lumber costs so much. Connie said the
reason it was high is because they’re building tall houses. So Mr.
Darren marked some saplings with chalk and said we could take those.

The next afternoon after that last meeting, we all hiked over to
Northside Woods to chop down the saplings. You have to go across the
bridge to get to Northside Woods and then you go up the road toward
Little Valley.

Westy didn’t go with the rest of us because he wanted to get a book out
of the library, for he thought the library might be closed when we got
back.

“Have a heart,” I said, “and don’t be late whatever you do, because
there’s been enough of that kind of thing in our patrol lately.”

“I’ll be Johnny-on-the-spot, don’t you fear,” he said. And I knew he
would, only he’s one of those fellows that’s always trying to do too
much. He isn’t late much, I’ll say that for him, but he always comes
running in at the last minute.

“Well, don’t get us in Dutch,” I told him, “that’s all I care about.”

We had a dandy hike over to the woods. My patrol got there first and
pretty soon the Ravens came along and Doc Carson had his First Aid
kit—you’d think somebody was going to fight a duel, honest. “Why don’t
you start a base hospital and be done with it?” I said.

Pretty soon the Elks came along and Skinny was with them. As soon as I
looked at him I felt kind of bad like, for I saw I was right about the
two dollars. I knew I was right all the time, but now I saw it, and
jingoes, it spoiled all my fun. Because he had a belt-axe on and I could
see he was very proud of it. He came up to me and smiled that funny kind
of a smile he had, and he said, “I got one; see, I got one.”

It was a new one all right, but not a regular scout-axe, and I guessed
he must have bought it in the hardware store. It was what they call a
camp axe—just the same only different. His belt was loose anyway, on
account of him being so thin, but the axe dragged it way down and made
him look awful funny, but he had on the scout smile and that’s the
principal thing.

“It’s a good one, ain’t it?” he asked me.

“It’s all right,” I said, but I just couldn’t take it and look at it.

“It’ll cut, too,” he said; “and I’m going to chop down a lot of trees.
And it’s my very own, isn’t it?”

Jiminy, I didn’t know how to answer that, so I didn’t say anything, only
I told him not to chop down many because he wasn’t strong yet. And I
told him not to chop any that didn’t have chalk marks. I told him to ask
Connie Bennett, and to stay near him, because Connie is the Elks’ leader
ever since Tom Slade went away. “You do what Connie tells you,” I said.

Well, the way that kid started you’d think he was going to chop the
North Pole in half. “He’d be able to chop through the equator in a
couple of hours at that rate,” I told Connie. But anyway, he was getting
fresh air and a whole lot of fun.

Some of the fellows chopped and some of them cut off the branches and
tied the saplings together, three or four each, because we were going to
haul them as far as the bridge and then float them down to the landing.

Every little while I looked at Skinny and he was chopping away at one
sapling for dear life. He had it all full of nicks and every nick had a
place all to itself.

“That isn’t chopping, it’s what you call woodcarving,” Dorry Benton
said.

“He’s a good butcher, anyway,” Artie said.

Every time Skinny hit, he hit in a different place and he would never
get the sapling down, I saw that, but he was having the time of his
life, just the same.

[Illustration: “EVERY TIME SKINNY HIT, HE HIT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE.”]

“Some Daniel Boone,” Will Dawson said. But I told them not to make fun
of him.

All the while I kept wondering if Skinny really thought that axe was his
very own like he said. And it seemed sort of funny that he could be
getting so much fun out of it. Oftentimes he would get tired and begin
to cough and Connie would make him sit down and rest. Then he would show
his axe to the fellows and match it to theirs and say he liked his best.
I don’t know, maybe there was something wrong about Skinny. Maybe he was
more crazy about weapons than he was about scouting. He didn’t seem to
think about anything except cutting down that sapling, and the more of a
botch he made out of it, the harder he worked. I remembered something
Mr. Ellsworth said to Tom Slade about not caring more for his gun than
he did for his country. But, gee, when I thought about what Skinny said
about the two things he liked most, the axe and the law about honor,
_good night_, I couldn’t understand him at all.

Pretty soon I began worrying about Westy, because something is always
delaying that fellow, and I even hoped that he wouldn’t stumble over any
more good turns, until this day’s work was over. If Westy fell out of a
ten-story building, he’d do a good turn on the way down—that’s the way
he is.

Well, pretty soon I heard him coming through the woods on the dead run.
We all stopped working and laughed, because he was coming along like a
marathon runner. All except Skinny—he went right on chopping away and
the sapling looked as if a cow had been chewing it.

I don’t know, but something or other made me feel kind of mad at him all
of a sudden, and I didn’t laugh at him.

Then he called over to me and he said, “Look—how I’m chopping it down
with my axe! See?”

“Who’s axe?” I said, because I just couldn’t help it.

“Look! See?” he shouted, all excited; “ain’t I a good chopper—ain’t I?”

Maybe you won’t understand how it was, because, gee, I can’t tell things
so you’ll see them just right. Anyway, I’m not excusing myself, that’s
one thing. But I just looked over at Skinny and I said:

“I don’t want to look at your axe! Shut up you little——” I was going
to call him a little thief, but I’m mighty glad I didn’t. “Can’t you see
I’m looking at something else?” I said, kind of mad.

“You’d be better off if you never thought about the axe; you’re a——”

Just then I heard somebody yell, “Look out, Westy, the boards are gone!
You’ll have to climb!”

After that, everything seemed to be all jumbled up. I saw Skinny
standing near his sapling just staring at me and he looked as if I had
just hit him and he didn’t understand at all. He didn’t even notice all
the other fellows who were running. Then I looked and I didn’t see
Westy, but all the fellows were heading for the ditch and I knew right
away what had happened. Somebody hollered, “Get your kit, Doc, and hurry
up.” There was a ditch near where the saplings grew and usually there
were a couple of boards across it. But they weren’t there when all of us
fellows went across and we had to go down into the ditch and climb up
the other side. I guess the woodsmen had taken them, maybe.

Anyway, when Westy came along the path he was running so hard he didn’t
notice in time that the boards weren’t there, and he went head over
heels into the ditch. I guess I was the last one to get there, and all
the fellows were standing around and Doc was kneeling over Westy, and
feeling his pulse. Westy’s face was all white and there was blood coming
down from his eye and he looked straight up and didn’t notice anybody.
All the fellows were quiet and scared, kind of, and waiting for Doc to
speak. But he wasn’t excited, only he said we’d better get a doctor. “It
isn’t a fracture,” he said; “it’s only a cut, but anyway, we’d better
get the doctor.”

Then I saw some blood on the front of Westy’s khaki shirt. But Doc saw
it first and he said, “Open his shirt, maybe he has something hanging
from his neck that cut him. Feel and see if he has a knife in his breast
pocket. Open his shirt first. Give me the iodine and some bandage, one
of you fellows.”

I thought I ought to be the one to open his shirt, because he was in my
patrol and besides we were special friends, as you might say. So I
pushed through past the others and just as I was kneeling down I saw
Skinny standing up on the edge of the ditch and his eyes looked big and
he was all trembling and excited. There were big red spots on his cheeks
and I knew that was the consumption that showed whenever he got excited.
He was all by himself up there and he looked kind of wild—I can’t
exactly tell you.

Then I opened Westy’s shirt and I saw he had a ring with two keys
hanging there and they must have pressed into his chest and cut him. It
kind of scared me, because there was so much blood, but Doc said, “Give
me the iodine—that’s nothing.”

And I knew he knew what he was talking about.

While he was putting iodine in the cut I felt in Westy’s pocket like Doc
told me to do, but there wasn’t any knife there. But there was something
else there and I pulled it out. Oh, gee, I hate to tell you about it. It
was my two dollar bill. I could tell because it was new and because it
had a stain on it in the shape of a half circle.

I always kept oil on those oar-locks, so they wouldn’t get rusty.



                              CHAPTER XXIV

                            TREASURE ISLAND


Nobody noticed me, I guess, and I just scrambled up the ditch and went
away behind a tree and looked at the two dollar bill again. I guess you
sure know the shape of an oar-lock all right—kind of round, but open at
the top. And that was just the shape of the stain on the bill. I could
have laid one of my oar-locks right on that bill and covered up the
stain.

Maybe you think I was glad to get the bill back but I wasn’t. What did I
care about that bill? Gee, a two dollar bill isn’t anything, compared to
a friend, it isn’t. I could have another bill right away if I wanted it,
and anyway, I’d be sure to get one on Monday. It was Westy I was
thinking about, because you know how you heard me say we were special
friends, sort of, Jiminy Christopher! I didn’t care about anything now.
Even once when I lost my bronze medal I didn’t feel so bad. Then I said
I guessed Westy just put it in his pocket to fool me and that he was
going to give it to me. But cracky, there’s no use trying to kid
yourself. Then, all of a sudden I thought how he wanted me to hurry and
run and how he didn’t want to stop and talk much about it.

Jiminy, I didn’t know what to do and I just felt like going home and
going up to my room and locking the door. I knew if I ever told anybody
it would be either Ruth or Marjorie. It’s funny how when a fellow really
has a lot of trouble he’d rather tell a girl than anybody else. You can
laugh at girls, but that’s true. Maybe they can’t run and all that, but
they kind of know all about it when you have a lot of trouble. Maybe I’d
tell them, too, because they’d wonder if Westy didn’t come to the house
any more.

Anyway, I was glad it was me to find the two dollars and none of the
other fellows. I decided that as long as it wasn’t any good to me I’d
put it back in his pocket if I could get a chance. Then maybe it would
be kind of like a memorandum to him and he’d come and give it back when
he had plenty of money sometime, maybe.

But when I went back there wasn’t any chance to do that, because all the
fellows were still crowding around. I stood up on the edge of the ditch
and I heard somebody say that El Sawyer had gone to Bridgeboro. Doc
looked up at me and he said, “It isn’t bad, kiddo, don’t worry.” And I
knew he was right and it made me feel good.

Anyway, I don’t know why he called me Kiddo sometimes. Because I’m
leader of the Silver Fox patrol, why should he call me kiddo. But I
guess he felt sorry for me, as you might say.

It was funny, but as soon as I knew Westy was going to get better, I
didn’t want to stay there. I was afraid he might look at me and see that
everything wasn’t all right. I was afraid he might see something in my
eyes—_you_ know. So I walked away, and besides, anyway, I wanted to
think and I just felt I wanted to be alone by myself.

Just as I was going away one of the fellows said, “Here you go, kiddo,”
and chucked a book up at me. “You take care of it; it was in his
pocket,” he said. I guessed it was the book Westy had got out of the
library and I was pretty glad because when you’re all alone and haven’t
got any friends and everybody goes back on you, kind of, it’s dandy to
read a book. Because, anyway, books never go back on you, that’s one
sure thing. And they don’t take—anyway they’re good friends. When I
looked at this one, I saw it was “Treasure Island” and I was glad ’cause
I always liked that one.

That fellow, Jim Hawkins, he was a fine fellow, anyway. Gee, I said to
myself, I’d like to have him for a friend, that’s sure. Because a fellow
in a book can be a friend to you just like a real one. Even better,
sometimes.



                              CHAPTER XXV

                             THE SHORT CUT


One thing, I hoped they’d all go home soon so I could sit down on a log
and read some more in that book. Only lately I read it, but cracky, that
doesn’t make any difference when it’s a good book, I thought I’d go back
to the ditch pretty soon—as soon as El Sawyer came with the doctor.
But, anyway, I wanted to be alone now.

So I stuffed the book in my pocket and strolled over to where we had
been cutting the saplings. Then I went over close and looked at the one
Skinny had been chopping. I guess I didn’t know what I was doing and
thinking about. Anyway, now that I looked at it, I was sorry I made fun
of him and got mad at him. It wasn’t only because I knew he didn’t take
the two dollars, but anyway, I felt sorry for him.

I couldn’t see him anywhere around and he wasn’t in the ditch, I knew
that. If he had been there then, you bet I’d have been all right with
him. It made me feel bad when I looked at that sapling all hacked and
standing up just as strong as ever. He must have chopped away on it for
half an hour and about all the poor little kid did was to get the bark
off. Right close by, I saw his belt-axe lying just where he left it. It
had Skinny marked on it, and I guess he did it himself. It made me feel
kind of sorry for him that he called himself Skinny. It _was_ his axe,
anyway. And I felt like kicking myself. And I saw how he had been trying
to be a scout just like the other fellows, poor little kid. It wasn’t
any of my business where he got the money. It was _his_, anyway.

Then I began kicking the chips around with my foot and saying, “Poor
kid.” And I said I guessed he’d die before he could ever chop down a
tree. Because, now since I had seen those red spots on his cheeks I knew
how bad he was. I knew he didn’t have any strength at all, and all the
time something he had said kept running in my mind. “_I like the one
about honor._” “Poor little Skinny,” I said. I was feeling bad, anyway.

All of a sudden I heard a sound and saw three or four fellows scrambling
up out of the ditch. So I went over there and just as I got there, I saw
something that I’ll never forget, you can bet.

First I thought it was a ghost, and all the fellows were flabbergasted.
It was Skinny standing right near and clutching hold of a tree, and he
was all trembling and I thought he was going to fall down. Honest, I
never saw anything like the way he looked. His hair was all flying loose
and it made him look wild, because it wasn’t cut. And his eyes were all
like as if they were on fire.

“I got him,” he said, “I got him—he’s coming. He’s getting—out of—out
of his automobile. I got him because I’m—I’m a swamp-rat!” That’s just
the way he said it, and he hung onto the tree and his fingers were all
thin like an old man’s and the spots were in his cheeks. “He’s coming!”
he panted out.

Just then I could see Doctor Winters coming through the trees with a
little black bag. He must have left his machine out on the road about a
hundred yards away. And I guess Skinny must have jumped out and run in
ahead to show him the way. And he just kept saying, “I got him, I got
him. Because I’m a swamp-rat—everybody says so—and I know the short
cut—now can I have a badge—maybe—sometime? Maybe am I a scout now?”

I just looked at him and it gave me the creeps. Because I knew what he
had done. And I remembered now how people called him a dirty swamp-rat.
Many a time I’d heard them call him that. _Just a dirty little
swamp-rat_. And now, he was sort of proud of it.

First, I couldn’t move and I just couldn’t speak. Then I went up to him
and I said—I didn’t care for the doctor or anybody—I said, “Skinny,
there’s one fellow here who knows what the marshes are and that’s me.
Because I came near getting swallowed up by them.”

“It’s—it’s—short—cut,” he just panted out. “All I want to tell you
is,” I said, “there’s not another scout in the whole troop could do
it—do you hear! You’re not a swamp-rat, you’re a swamp-_scout_,” I
said.

Then I was going to say more, only Skinny seemed as if he was going to
fall and the doctor kind of seemed to want me to move away. Anyway, I
went over and got Skinny’s belt-axe to carry it home for him.



                              CHAPTER XXVI

                             IN MY OWN CAMP


As soon as the fellows knew for sure that there was nothing much the
matter with Westy, they scrambled out of the ditch and all stood around
Skinny, praising him up and he was so excited that he didn’t talk
straight, but sort of yelled at them. The only ones with Westy were the
real doctor and Doc Carson, and Doc was helping him fix the bandages
better.

When I saw them down there it made me feel as if I’d like to go down and
say something to Westy. His face was all white and the bandage on his
head made him look—oh, I don’t know—sort of as if he might die. And
then I’d be sorry I hadn’t said something to him. Because I had known
Westy an awful long time.

So I went down and pretty soon the doctor went up to see Skinny and Doc
Carson went too. So I was alone with him down there, but his eyes were
shut on account of his being weak from losing so much blood, and he
didn’t notice me.

Anyway, I slipped that two dollars into his shirt pocket because I
didn’t want it anyway, and I thought maybe it would be a memorandum to
him, like I said. Besides I didn’t have a right to keep money I got out
of another fellow’s pocket.

I said, “It’s me, Westy; the reason I didn’t come around was because all
the other fellows were here. But now you’re alone I want to tell you
that I’m glad you’re not hurt bad.”

He just looked at me and he said, “I went—I did it.”

First I didn’t know what to say, and then I said, “Never you mind, I
guess you were kind of crazy. We all get crazy sometimes. I was crazy
when I thought Tom Slade was lying once. Never you mind.”

“I guess I was crazy,” he just said, and then he shut his eyes and I
didn’t bother him any more—only just sat there. I don’t know what made
him tell me, but anyway, I was glad.

Pretty soon I helped him to Dr. Winters’ automobile because he limped
pretty bad. Skinny went in the automobile, too, and Doc Carson, but they
didn’t ask me. All the fellows went along the road, too, because nobody
felt like hauling the saplings that day, and _I_ didn’t, that’s sure. I
said I was going back to get Skinny’s axe, and I was glad when I was all
alone in the woods. That’s the best place to be if you’ve got any
troubles and you want to think.

And I kind of didn’t want to think about Westy, so I thought about
Skinny just to keep everything else out of my head. Because I knew it
wouldn’t ever be just the same again with Westy and I didn’t want to
think about it. In the troop it would be all right, and maybe in the
patrol too, but it wouldn’t ever be just the same again with Westy and
me.

I was glad that I’d be interested in Skinny and now I could see he was
different from all of us—kind of wonderful—I don’t know how to tell
you. His eyes were so big, and wild, and starey. And he said things in
such a funny way and he got so excited. Up at Temple Camp, afterwards,
Mr. Ellsworth told Jeb Rushmore that Skinny was inspired, but I don’t
know just what he meant. All I knew is we were even scared of him
sometimes. He never called any of us by our names—that was funny.

Pretty soon I went home. It was all dark in the woods and dandy for
thinking, and I was glad I had one friend, anyway, and that was Jim
Hawkins in the book. I guessed maybe that was the reason that Westy got
the book, because only lately I had read it, and I had told him so much
about it. All the way home I kept thinking about Westy and I wished I
had never found that out.

Mostly at night I sit on the porch with my mother and father, but that
night I went to my tent and lit the lantern and sat there. I like a
lantern because it reminds you of camping. Nix on electric lights up at
Temple Camp, that’s what Jeb Rushmore says. Gee, he has no use for
electric lights—electric lights and umbrellas. But, anyway, I’ve got a
wire from our garage to Camp Solitaire (that’s my tent) and a bulb for
when I want to read. Jerry says I ought to pay for tapping the garage
current. I should worry.

I sat down and began reading _Treasure Island_ all over again. I skipped
a lot because I had only just lately read it, and pretty soon I was
reading about in the middle of it, where they start off in the ship.
That’s the part I like best. All of a sudden I couldn’t see the reading
very good and I noticed there was a stain on the page.

Here’s where I wish that I knew all about writing books like a regular
grown up author, because I have to explain something to you and, cracky,
I wish you could see that book, because then it would be easier. First,
I didn’t think anything about it at all, only I noticed that the stain
was on the left hand page. Then, all of a sudden I noticed something
about that stain that got me all excited.

It was in the shape of a _ring_, kind of.

Right away I knew what it meant. I picked up one of my oar-locks and
laid it on the stain and it just covered it. So I saw I had damaged the
book when I had it before. That’s one thing you’re not supposed to
do—damage books out of the library. If you keep a book till it’s
overdue, that isn’t so bad, because then you just pay a fine. Connie
says that’s being a good bookkeeper.

But to damage a book—g-o-o-d night!



                             CHAPTER XXVII

                           THE GENTLE BREEZE


I was just thinking how funny it was that Westy got this very same book
that I had, but maybe it wasn’t so funny, because that was what put it
into his head to get it—seeing it in my tent. Anyway, I was glad it
came back to me, because now I saw what I had done and I made up my mind
that I’d buy a new book for the library.

Then I was thinking how I’d have to tell Westy about it, and, oh, I
don’t know, I just didn’t know how to go and speak to him. I wasn’t mad
at him, but anyway, I felt as if I didn’t want to see him—yet. Anyway,
I didn’t have any money yet and books like that cost a lot.

All of a sudden I heard Don start barking and then he stopped. So I knew
somebody was coming that he knew. Then I heard somebody say, “You’re
always suspicious, ain’t you,” and oh, I felt awful funny, because I
knew it was Westy. It seemed as if he might be saying that to me, but I
knew he was saying it to Don—just kind of jollying him. Maybe you think
you can’t jolly a dog but you can. You can Don, anyway.

I didn’t know what I would say to him, because I thought probably he’d
come to give me my two dollars and say he was sorry and must have been
crazy or in a hurry. Jiminy, any excuse would be good enough for me, as
long as he told me straight out about it, like he did in the ditch. And
maybe things would get to be all right after a while. But I couldn’t
understand how he could come up the lawn whistling and jollying Don and
feeling so good. I don’t mean because he was hurt, because I knew that
wasn’t so bad, but I didn’t see how he could be feeling so happy.

Pretty soon he came in and Don was jumping up all around him and wagging
his tail.

“I’m glad you’re well enough to come out,” I said.

“You should worry about me,” he said; “I just have to limp a little,
that’s all. I’m a swell looking Silver Fox, hey?” And then he gave me a
push and rumpled my hair all up and said, “You won’t be ashamed of me on
account of my honorable wounds, will you? I was a punk scout to go and
do that.”

Gee, I didn’t know what to think, because it wasn’t anything to be
laughing at, that’s sure.

“Do what?” I said.

“Run right into that ditch.”

“Is that what you meant you did—when you told me?” I said, kind of
disappointed.

“Sure it is,” he said, “I’m a swell scout, hey? Going headlong into a
ditch!”

I just listened to him and I felt pretty bad, because now I saw that was
what he meant.

Then he gave me another shove and he said all happy like, “But I’m the
champion boy sleuth all right. Look at this—here’s your two bucks and
Skinny never took it at all.”

“I—I know he didn’t,” I said.

“_How_ did you know,” he shot right at me.

“Because,” I started to say and then he rumpled my hair up some more and
began talking and never gave me a chance.

“Because it was right in that copy of _Treasure Island_ that’s laying
there,” he shouted, “and I’m _one big gump_, that’s what _I_ am! I got
that copy of _Treasure Island_ out of the library this morning, because
you were telling me about it, and right there in the middle of it was
your plaguy old two buckarinos!”

Just for a minute I looked at him and I knew it was just like he said,
because he was laughing—he was so blamed happy about it.

Oh, _boy_, didn’t I feel good!

“How in the dickens did it get there?” he said.

“That’s one puzzle,” I answered him.

“Anyway, you’ve got your two bucks back.”

“A lot I care about that,” I said; “jiminy, I’ve got something better
than two dollars, and that’s friends, you can bet.”

Then I showed him the stain on the page of the book and we both sat
there gaping at it and thinking.

“I’m hanged if I know,” Westy said; “it would take Tom Slade to dope
that out.”

“Maybe Skinny was looking at the book and shut it with the two dollar
bill inside,” I said.

“How about the stain?” Westy asked me.

“Jingoes, it’s a puzzle,” I said.

All of a sudden he laid the book down open and laid the bill on it and
then he laid the oar-lock on the bill. Then he just sat there like as if
he was studying. Pretty soon he said, “We have to get a new copy for the
library, anyway. Do you mind if I make another stain on this one? I’ve
got a sort of an idea.”

“Go ahead,” I said.

So now I’ll tell you just what he did and you’ll see how it solved the
puzzle. And, believe me, you’ll have to admit that Westy’s a pretty
smart fellow. If you have an old book you don’t care anything about, you
can even try it and you don’t even need an oar-lock. Westy turned to a
new place in the book and then he laid the bill down on the right hand
page. Then he laid the oar-lock on the bill. “That’s just exactly what
you did when you laid the bill down in such a hurry that night you were
fixing Skinny up. You laid it on the open book just like that—see?”

“Maybe I did.” I said, “but what’s the big idea, kind sir?”

“Well, then,” he said, “I came up here to get your two bucks for you,
didn’t I? And you remember I told you there was a breeze blowing? Now
what did I do—in the dark?”

“Search me,” I said.

“Why, you big galook, I felt around in the dark and lifted the oar-lock
off the bill and then felt there for it, but the breeze was too quick
for me. It blew the page over and I slapped my hand down on—what?”

“Another page,” I said; “_good night!_”

“Good-bye two dollar bill,” he said, “it was between those two other
pages. That’s why there was a stain on the right page in the book. There
was a stain on the bill made by the oar-lock and when the page and the
bill blew over, the fresh oil on the bill kind of stamped itself on the
left hand page. _You_ didn’t damage the book. _You_ only damaged the
bill. It was the _breeze_ that damaged the book—see?”

“Believe me! I’ll be responsible,” I told him.

“That breeze was a thief,” he said.

“It’ll come to grief some day,” I told him.

Then we both began to laugh.

“And it’s lucky I got that book out of the library,” he said. “There was
your two bucks tucked away all nice and neat between the pages. It was
just where Jim Hawkins was starting away on the ship.”

“Narrow escape,” I said, “hey? If you hadn’t taken the book out just
when you did, _good night_, the ship might have started and good-bye to
my two dollars.”

“You crazy Indian,” he said.

“And all the time I was saying Jim Hawkins was honest and a good friend
and all that, and all the time he had my two bucks.”

“Believe me I wouldn’t trust that fellow with a postage stamp,” Westy
said.

Laugh! Oh, boy, I thought I’d die laughing—and Westy, too.



                             CHAPTER XXVIII

                            JOLLYING PEE-WEE


That’s the reason I’ll never trust a gentle breeze. In books you find
all kinds of nice things about gentle breezes, but look out for them,
that’s what I say. Whenever I leave my bathing suit on the grass to dry,
I lay a good big rock on it, you can bet. I’d trust Skinny with a
hundred dollars, I would, and Westy too, but gentle breezes—Nix.
They’re so plaguy sly and sneaky like.

Westy and I went and bought a dandy copy of _Treasure Island_ for the
library. It cost us a quarter more than my two dollars, but we should
worry.

Now I have to tell you one other thing that happened before we got
started on our cruise, especially because it has a lot to do with our
cruise.

The next morning we all went back to Northside Woods to tie up the
saplings and drag them over to the river. Then we were going to use a
rowboat and tow them down and maybe float some of them down. I told you
about our old launch, but it’s too shallow to use a launch up as far as
Northside Woods.

[Illustration: “WE TOWED THE SAPLINGS AND STARTED DOWN STREAM.”]

All the fellows were there except Skinny, because the doctor made him
stay home on account of being all played out. I bet that doctor had some
scrap with him. One thing sure, Westy and I stuck together. By noontime
we had all the stuff hauled over to the river and some odds and ends of
kindling wood besides, to take in the house-boat.

We filled the rowboat with the small stuff and towed the saplings and
started downstream that way. The tide was running up and it was almost
full and we had some job bucking it. Some of the fellows wanted to wait
till it turned and come down with it. But I said that would be an hour
maybe and that if the tide didn’t want to turn and go with us, we should
worry.

Now that there wasn’t anything left to do, but tow the stuff down, all
the fellows except Westy and I and Pee-wee started to hike it home. We
said we’d take him with us in the boat so that he could bail, because
that boat is built like a sieve.

“If it keeps on leaking like that,” I said, “there won’t be any water
left in the river—it’ll all be in the boat.”

“It’s pretty hard bucking the tide,” Westy said.

“And we’re going up hill besides, too,” I told him; “remember that.”

Well, you should have seen Pee-wee. “What are you talking about—up
hill!” he shouted.

“When we begin going down hill,” I said, all the while winking at Westy,
“she’ll go easier, thank goodness.”

“We’ll have to put on the brakes,” Westy said. “Do you know why they
talk about _towing_ lumber?” I asked Pee-wee; “because it’s measured by
the _foot_.”

“You’re crazy!” he shouted.

“Just the same as when they use it for back fences, it’s measured by the
_yard_,” Westy said, all sober like.

“Sure—back—yard,” I said.

“You think you can jolly me, don’t you?” Pee-wee shouted.

“You just keep on bailing,” I said, “and don’t stop. When the tide
begins turning you won’t have to bail so fast.”

Jiminy, Pee-wee didn’t know what to think—whether I was kidding him or
not. “Why won’t I?” he wanted to know.

“Because it will be going the other way,” I said, “see? It’ll be flowing
away from the boat.”

Oh, boy! Pee-wee just emptied the bailing can down my neck.

And that’s the way it was all the way down. Cracky, but we had Pee-wee
so crazy that he’d bail up a can of water out of one end of the boat and
empty it in the other end.

“What’s the difference whether it’s inside or outside?” Westy said, “as
long as it’s there. I bet there’s a lot of canned salmon in this river.”

“Canned what?” Pee-wee shouted.

“Keep on bailing,” I said; “canned salmon is what he said, but I think
there are more pickled herrings. There’s lots of pickled herrings in the
Hudson, I know that.”

“You mean smoked herring,” Westy said, all the while rowing and looking
around very sober like at me.

Oh, boy, didn’t Pee-wee open his eyes and stare! He didn’t know whether
to take it for a joke or not—we were so serious.

“I suppose it’s on account of the smoke from the big Hudson River
boats,” I said, “just the same as Oyster Bay.”

“What about Oyster Bay?” Pee-wee shouted.

“When the water gets all stewed up in rough weather, they get stewed
oysters.”

“Not always,” Westy said.

“No, but most of the time,” I said.

“Oh, sure,” Westy said, “but I’ve seen lots of red lobsters that didn’t
come from Red Bank——”

“It’s boiling makes them red; you big galook!” Pee-wee yelled.

“Oh, sure,” I said, not paying any attention to him, but all the while
rowing hard and looking around very sober like at Westy, “because I know
there are lots of bluefish caught near Greenland and you’d think by
rights they ought to be green.”

“Sure,” Westy said, “just the same as the fish caught in American River
out west, are red, white and blue.”

“And stars,” I said.

“Sure the river’s full of starfish and striped mackerel—stars and
stripes. That’s why you have to stand up in the boat if you’re rowing on
that river.”

“Oh, sure,” Westy said, “that’s why so many boats get upset.”

Good night! you should have seen Pee-wee.

“Keep on bailing, kiddo,” I said, “keep plenty of water in the river.”

“Maybe it would be better to let a little more come into the boat,”
Westy said, “so as to lower the water in the river, so we can get under
the bridge.”

“The both of you make me tired!” Pee-wee yelled; “do you think I believe
all that stuff?”

Good night, some circus! It’s always that way when Westy and I get out
with Pee-wee.

Pretty soon we heard a loud whistling and we wondered what it was,
because it didn’t sound like a train and it sure wasn’t on a motor-boat.

Then Westy began asking what we were going to do about power after we
got our stanchions and bumper-sticks and all that fixed. I said we’d
have to get Jake Holden to tow us down around into the Hudson and then
get somebody to tow us up. Westy said Mr. Ellsworth thought it would be
cheaper to take our little three horsepower engine out of our launch and
install it in the houseboat.

I said, “That would be all right, only it would kick us along so slow
that we’d spend all our vacation on the trip and wouldn’t have any time
at camp.” Cracky, I didn’t want to start back as soon as we got there.

“Well, then, there’s only one thing to do,” Westy said, “and that’s for
us to get towed and that costs a lot of money.”

All the while the whistling kept up and it was awful loud and shrill,
sort of, as if it was mad—you know how I mean.

“I know what it is,” I said; “it’s somebody waiting for the bridge to be
opened.”

“Good night, they stand a tall chance,” Westy said.

“It’s a tug, that’s what it is,” Pee-wee said; “I can see the smoke.
It’s going up in a big column.”

“It’s more than a column, its a whole volume,” Westy said, looking
around. “There must be books on that boat; the smoke is coming out in
volumes.”

All the while we were getting nearer to the bridge and it was easier
rowing, because the tide was on the turn.

Now maybe if you fellows that read this don’t live in the country where
there’s a river, you won’t understand about tides and bridges and all
that. So I’ll tell you how it is, because, gee, we’re used to all that,
us fellows.

Jimmy Van Dorian, he lives right near the bridge in a little shanty and
he’s lame and he’s a bridge tender. You don’t get much for being a
bridge tender and mostly old veterans are bridge tenders. Anyway, they
don’t get much out our way, because big boats don’t come up and they
don’t have to open the bridge often.

When we got down to the bridge we saw that the tide was right up so we
even had to duck our heads to get under, and right on the other side of
the bridge was a tugboat standing facing upstream and its whistle was
screeching and screeching just like a dog stands and barks when he’s
mad. It seemed awful funny because it was a small tug and it made so
much noise.

“It ought to be named the Pee-wee,” Westy said.

“Nobody’s paying much attention to it,” I told him.

Just as we came under the bridge we could see a big fat man, oh,
Christopher, wasn’t he fat, standing up in the pilot house pulling and
pulling the whistle rope, for the bridge to open. Sometimes he’d pull it
very fast, just like you do with the receiver on the telephone when
you’re good and mad because Central don’t answer. And it was pretty near
as bad as the telephone, too, because he went on tooting and tooting and
tooting and nobody paid any attention to him.



                              CHAPTER XXIX

                        JIMMY, THE BRIDGE-TENDER


Pretty soon the big fat man stuck his head out of the window and he
shouted, “What’s the matter, is everybody deaf around here? Here, you
boys, where’s the bridgeman?” Honest, you’d think I had the bridgeman in
my pocket. I told him I didn’t know where the bridgeman was. Oh, but he
looked mad. He had an awful red face and white whiskers and I guess he
must have been used to ordering people around—anyway, he looked that
way.

He said, “Here I am on the down tide, the water going out every minute
and got to run up to North Bridgeboro yet. It’s a ——” he said what
kind of an outrage it was, but I wouldn’t tell you. Oh, he was hopping
mad. “I’ll get stuck hard and fast in the consarned mud,” he said, “if I
ain’t back and past this here Sleepy Hollow in forty minutes—that’s
what I will!”

I hollered up to him that I’d row across to Jimmy’s house and see if he
was asleep.

“_Asleep!_” that’s just the way he shouted. “Do bridgeman sleep on full
tide up this way? Don’t he know the harbor and waterway laws? I’ll make
it hot for ’im—I will.” And then he began pulling the whistle faster
and faster.

“Somebody must have been feeding him meat,” Westy whispered to me.

“He’s good and mad, that’s sure,” I said.

Even while we rowed across to Jimmy’s shanty I could hear him shouting
between the whistlings and saying he’d have the bridgeman up for
deserting on flood tide and putting him in the mud. And jiminy, I have
to admit that he was up against it, because the tide was running down
and by the time he got up to North Bridgeboro and back, it would maybe
be too low in the channel. One thing, Jimmy had a right to be there,
especially at flood tide, I knew that. But I guess the reason he wasn’t
was because nothing but little motor boats ever came up our river and
they can always crawl under.

Jimmy lives all by himself on account of being old and his people are
all dead. I said to Westy that maybe he was just asleep, so we knocked
and knocked, but nobody came to the door. Then I knew he wasn’t there at
all or else maybe he was dead.

“Anyway, we’d better find out,” I said, “because it’s mighty funny him
not being there, seeing that he never goes away anywhere.”

All the time we could hear that old grouch shouting about Bridgeboro and
our river and saying it was Sleepy Hollow and Dopeville, and the river
was a mud hole. But it isn’t and don’t you believe it.

“Anyway, I’m going to climb in through the shed window,” I said, “and
see if maybe Jimmy is sick or dead.” I could see that Pee-wee was—not
exactly scared but sort of anxious, and I was too, I have to admit it.

Westy and I got the shed window open, all right, because Jimmy wasn’t
careful about it, on account of not having anything worth stealing, I
suppose. I was kind of shaky when we went into the first room, because
that was where he slept and I thought maybe he’d be lying there dead.
But he wasn’t there at all. Just the same we stood there looking at each
other, and we were both kind of nervous, because Jimmy’s clothes were
lying all around on the bed and on the floor, and a chair was knocked
over, and it looked just as if somebody had been rummaging in the room
in a big hurry. The door into the other room was closed and, I have to
admit, I didn’t feel like opening it.

“I bet somebody’s robbed him and killed him,” Westy said, kind of low.

“That’s just what _I’m_ thinking,” I said, “and when we open that door
we’ll see him lying on the floor dead, hey?”

“Anyway, we have to open it,” he said.

“I’ll open it if you don’t want to,” I told him.

But, anyway, neither of us opened it. We just stood there and I felt
awful funny. It was all still and spooky and I could hear the clock
ticking, and I counted the ticks. It sounded spooky, going tick, tick,
tick.

Then Westy said, “Shall I open it?”

“Sure,” I said, “we’ve got to sometime.”

So he opened it just a little bit and then, all of a sudden, he pushed
it wide open and we looked into that other room.



                              CHAPTER XXX

                                  GONE


In the middle of the room was a table Jimmy always ate his meals at, and
on that table was a big square piece of paper and there was a big
envelope on the floor. But there wasn’t any sign of Jimmy. Oh, boy,
didn’t I feel good on account of that.

Westy read the paper out loud and it was something about a convention of
the Grand Army, or something like that. It said how all the members of
some post or other were asked to go to Saratoga on account of that big
convention and it was addressed to “Comrade James Van Dorian.” Gee, I
felt awful sorry for him, sort of, because I knew how it was with him.

“He just couldn’t help it,” Westy said, “he got ready in a hurry and
went. I guess he took all the money he had saved up—poor old Jimmy.”

“He’ll lose his job, that’s sure,” I said.

Even while we were standing there I could kind of see him getting
dressed up in a hurry in that old blue coat he had, with the buttons all
falling off it, and starting off with his crutch. Maybe he just got his
pension money, hey?

All the while the whistle on the tug was blowing and I was afraid people
would come around and maybe they’d all be on the side of the tugboat man
and be mad at Uncle Jimmy.

Jiminy, I wasn’t mad at him, anyway.

And I could hear that old man shouting about all the things he was going
to do and about the bridgeman deserting and leaving him in the mud.

“Hurry up,” Westy said, “let’s find the key-bar and we’ll open it for
him; we can do it all right.”

So we looked all around in a hurry, but we couldn’t find it anywhere.
The key-bar is what you open the bridge with, you know. It’s kind of
like a crow-bar and you stick it in a certain place and walk around
pushing it. It isn’t so hard when you get started on account of the
bridge being balanced right and it’s geared up, too. But what’s the use
if you can’t find the key-bar?

“It must be somewheres around,” Westy said, all excited.

Oh, didn’t we turn things inside out! But it wasn’t any use—we couldn’t
find it.

“Don’t let’s bother,” I said, “I’ve got an idea; come ahead—quick!”

I didn’t even stop to tell him what I was thinking about, but I hustled
back into the boat, with Pee-wee after us, wanting to know what we found
inside.

“A couple of mysteries,” I panted out.

“How many?” he wanted to know.

“And a couple of ghosts thrown in,” I said. “Hurry up.”

On the way across I told the fellows to please let me talk to the old
man, because I had something particular to say to him. I was panting and
rowing so hard, that I couldn’t tell the fellows then. Anyway, I guess
Pee-wee had that house haunted and filled with German spies and Uncle
Jimmy murdered and goodness knows what all.

We pulled up right alongside the tug-boat and I called out to the old
man that I wanted to tell him something and to please let me come up. I
was all trembling, but anyway, I said it right out and I didn’t wait for
him to say yes, because he was too busy saying other things to say it.

Westy and Pee-wee stayed in the rowboat and I went right up into the
little house where the old man was. Oh, boy, wasn’t everything polished
all nice and shiny! Gee, it was nice up in there. The wheel looked
awfully big and the compass, you could just see your face in it. And it
smelled kind of oily and nice up there. Wouldn’t I like to live in a
place like that!

The old man was smoking a pipe and he blew out a lot of smoke—it was
kind of like a barrage. Then he said very stern and gruff,

“Well, sir?”

Oh, boy, wasn’t I shaky! But I started right in, and when you once get
started it’s easy, that’s one sure thing.

I said, “Maybe you’ll only be more mad when I tell you but I heard you
say something about Uncle Jimmy _deserting_. Twice you said that. And I
thought maybe you might be a veteran, hey? Maybe that’s a crazy thing to
think, hey?”

All he said was, “Well, sir,” and he blew a lot of tobacco smoke at me
and looked at me with a frown, all fierce, but I wasn’t scared.

“I only kind of deduced that,” I said, “and anyway I’ve got to admit
you’ve got reason to be mad.”

Even still, all he said was, “Well, sir,” and he held his pipe so I
thought maybe he was going to chuck it at me—good night!

“Anyway, if you _were_ a soldier, maybe you’ll understand, that’s all.
Uncle Jimmy, that’s what we call him, he went away to the Grand Army
Convention—that’s where he went. I’m not saying he had a right to go,
but one thing, big boats like yours never come up this way, so the
bridge doesn’t have to be opened very often—sometimes not all summer.
It’s kind of just bad luck for him, that’s all. But, one thing sure, I
know how it is to be away when I ought not to be, I do. And I’m no
better than he is, that’s one sure thing. I’m a boy scout,” I told him,
“and my scoutmaster says you have no right to make bargains about things
that are wrong. But anyway, maybe you wouldn’t think this would be
trying to make a bargain with you and sticking up for somebody that did
wrong. So I thought I’d ask you if you’ll please promise not to write to
the government people, and I’ll promise you to open the bridge for you
in ten minutes. He’s lame, Uncle Jimmy is, and he got that way in some
battle, and he has to use a crutch. And that’s the reason they gave him
a job. I see your tug is named _General U. S. Grant_, and maybe he was
fighting with General Grant, hey? You can’t tell.

“We can’t find the key-bar, but about a month ago, the old key-bar fell
in the river, and I know where it is. Maybe you think I’m crazy, but
I’ll dive and get it for you, if you’ll only promise not to tell on
Uncle Jimmy, because he couldn’t help going. Maybe you don’t understand,
but he _just couldn’t_. I’ve got the swimming badge and that’s for
diving too. All you have to do is to give me some rope, so I can take
one end of it down and then you can haul it up and the key-bar will be
tied to it. You can be dead sure. Because what a fellow has to do, he
can do. Only you have to make me the promise first ’cause that’ll help
me to do it.”



                              CHAPTER XXXI

                          THE CAPTAIN’S ORDERS


Maybe it wasn’t a very good speech, but anyway, he was nicer than he was
before and he had an awful funny twinkle in his eye.

Then he said, “So you know how to dive, huh, sonny? Can you keep your
mouth shut?”

“Sure, you have to keep your mouth shut when you dive,” Pee-wee yelled
up from the rowboat, and then the old man just had to laugh.

“I mean when you’re on land, sonny,” he said.

“Sure I can,” I told him.

“Well, then,” he said, “if any of you scout kids goes about sayin’ as
how Uncle Jimmy went away to the convention, and I ever meet you in your
old skiff, by the Big Dipper I’ll run you down and cut you in half,
that’s what I’ll do! Do you hear?” he shouted. “If you ever run afoul o’
the _Gineral Grant_ in the bay or anywheres else, by thunder, I’m Cap’n
Savage, I am, and onct upon a time I was Major Savage, and I should be
at that there convention myself, instead of standing here blowing away
at a better soldier than me!”

“Don’t you care, we’ll forgive you,” Pee-wee shouted up.

“Keep him quiet, will you?” I called down to Westy.

“Ask me something easy,” Westy said.

“And so you think you can dive,” old Captain Savage said, “or is that
just boy scout talk? Do I stand a chance of getting upstream and down
ag’in to-night, or not. Where do you say that key-bar is?”

You can bet I knew just exactly where it was. It was under the east span
of the bridge and just underneath about the fifth or sixth plank from
the centre. I knew it was hard bottom down there, too. So Captain Savage
and the other man he had gave me a thin rope and we fastened one end on
the deck. I tied the other end of it around my waist in a loose French
sailor’s knot, so I could pull it off without any trouble under water.

Then I dived. I had to come up a couple of times without it, but the
third time I got hold of it lying on the rocks, and quick as a flash I
loosened the rope from my waist and tied it onto the key-bar. Then I
came up, sputtering.

[Illustration: ROY DIVED AFTER THE KEY-BAR]

“Pull,” I sputtered, “you’ve got it; only pull easy.” Then I scrambled
up on the deck.

Believe me in less than a minute the tug-man and Westy and Pee-wee were
on the bridge and had the key-bar fixed in its socket. Then we started
to push and around she went—slow at first, then faster.

Oh, boy, wasn’t I glad to see old _General Grant_ march through. Just as
I was going to get in the rowboat, Captain Savage stuck his head out of
the window and shouted, “Here you, youngster; you come in here. We have
to overhaul accounts.”

“Scouts don’t accept anything for a service,” Westy shouted.

“I ain’t a-talking to you,” Captain Savage shouted; “you other feller,
scramble aboard and come up here! Don’t they learn you nothin’ about
obedience in them thar scouts—huh? You scramble up on board here like I
tell you!”

Oh, boy, I knew he meant me.



                             CHAPTER XXXII

                         I MAKE A DANDY FRIEND


That was the first time I ever rode in a tugboat, and believe me, it was
great. I stood right beside the wheel in that little house and pointed
out the channel to Captain Savage all the way up to North Bridgeboro.
That’s one thing I sure know—the channel. Anyway, if you don’t know it,
follow the abrupt shore. But with a tug-boat, good night, you have to be
careful because a tug draws so much water. He was going up there after a
lumber barge, he said.

First, he didn’t say anything, only smoked, and it was like a fog in
there. Pretty soon he said:

“So you youngsters don’t take nuthin’ fer services, huh?”

“We have to do a good turn if we see a chance,” I told him.

Then he wanted to know all about the scouts, how they were divided into
troops and patrols and everything, and after I told him all that, we got
to talking about our vacation and about Temple Camp, and especially
about the house-boat. I asked him if he thought a three horsepower
engine would drive the house-boat up the Hudson, so we could get as far
as Catskill Landing in a couple of weeks.

He said, “It would be more like a couple of years, I reckon.”

“Good night!” I said, “if it takes us two years to get there and we have
to be home inside of a month, I see _our_ finish. I suppose it costs a
lot of money to get towed.”

He said, “Wall now, whin I bring in a Cunarder and back her into her
stall, it stands them in a few pennies.”

“You said something,” I told him.

“’N I don’t suppose your troop has got as much money as the Cunard
Line,” he said.

“Gee, we’ve only got about four dollars now,” I told him; “I suppose we
couldn’t get towed as much as a mile for that, hey?”

“Wall, four dollars don’t go as far as it used ter,” he said; “maybe it
would go a half a mile.”

Then he didn’t say anything, only puffed and puffed and puffed on his
pipe, and kept looking straight ahead of him, and turning the wheel ever
so little. After a while he said there wasn’t water enough in our river
to drown a gold fish, and he didn’t know why we called it a river at
all. He said he couldn’t imagine what the tide was thinking about to
waste its time coming up such a river. He said if a bird took a drink in
the river while he was upstream, it would leave him on the flats. He was
awful funny, but he never smiled.

When we got up to the mill at North Bridgeboro, he got the barge and
started downstream with the barge alongside. All the while he kept
asking me about the scouts, and I told him about Skinny, and how we were
going to take him up to Temple Camp with us, so he could get better,
maybe.

Then for quite a while he didn’t say anything, only puffed away and
pretty soon we could see the bridge and I knew we’d have to open it
again. But anyway, I could see a lot of fellows there and I knew they
were all from our troop and that they were waiting to open the bridge
for _General Grant_.

Pretty soon Captain Savage took his pipe out of his mouth and began
speaking, only he didn’t notice me only kept looking straight ahead.

“You know how to port a helm?” he said.

I told him no—not on a big boat like that anyway.

Then he said, “Wall, there’s lots o’ things you got to learn, youngster.
And there’s one thing about tug cap’ns that you got to learn, see?”

I told him that was what I wanted to do—learn.

“Wall, then, I’ll tell you,” he said—this is just what he said—“I’ll
tell you, you are in a mighty ticklish place ’n I don’t just see how
you’re going to get out of it.”

For a minute I was kind of scared.

“I ain’t sayin’ you’re not a brisk lot, you youngsters, because you are,
and no denyin’. All I’m sayin’ is you’re in a peck of trouble—that’s
all.”

Then he didn’t say anything only looked straight ahead out of the window
and kept on smoking. Gee, I felt awful funny.

Then I said if we did anything that wasn’t right, cracky, we didn’t mean
it anyway, that was sure, and we’d do whatever he said. And I said I
knew it wasn’t right for us to break into Uncle Jimmy’s shanty, because
I couldn’t think of anything else we’d done that was wrong.

Then he said, “’Tain’t so much wrong, as ’tis a conflict of rules, as
the feller says. Yer see, the trouble is tug-boat captains are a pretty
pesky, ugly lot, as yer can see from me, and when it comes ter services,
it’s give or take. Now I was thinkin’, that if you youngsters don’t let
me tow you up as far as Poughkeepsie next week, I’ll just have to write
and notify the authorities about Uncle Jimmy and make a complaint. I
kinder don’t like to do it by reason of him being an old veteran, but
it’s up to you youngsters. Either scratch out that rule of yours, or
else see Uncle Jimmy lose his job. Take your choice, it’s all the same
to me.”

G-o-o-d night! Jiminy, I didn’t know what to say to him. I guess I just
stood there staring and he looked straight ahead out of the window and
smoked his pipe, as if he didn’t care either way.

Pretty soon he said, “I’m going up to Poughkeepsie next Saturday with a
barge, and I’ll give you youngsters till Friday to decide. You can send
me a line to the barge office or the Pilots’ Association, or else you
can leave me and old Uncle Jimmy fight it out between our two selves and
Uncle Sam.”

The fellows opened the bridge for _General Grant_ to go through and
Captain Savage let me out on one of the cross-beams, without even
stopping. He didn’t even look at the fellows as the tug went through,
only looked straight ahead of him and puffed away on his pipe, as if he
didn’t even know that there were such things as scouts. We just stood
there watching the tug churning up the water, as she went faster and
faster until she was gone around the bend.

“He’s a kind of an old grouch,” Pee-wee said.

“It’s good you happened to think about how he used that word _desert_,”
Doc said.

Then Connie said he wouldn’t want to be his son and Artie said he
wouldn’t want to be around the house with him on a rainy Sunday, and I
let them go on knocking him, until they got good and tired and then I
said,

“Do you know what he wants to do?”

“I bet he wants us to go and be witnesses against Uncle Jimmy,” Pee-wee
said; “he’ll never get me to be a witness, you can bet.”

“Wrong the first time, as usual,” I said; “he wants to tow the
house-boat up as far as Poughkeepsie for us next week.”

Well, you should have seen those fellows.

“What did you tell him?” Pee-wee yelled.

“I told him that I was sorry, but that scouts couldn’t accept anything
for a service—not even favors.”

“You’re crazy!” Pee-wee shouted; “did you tell him that?”

“Sure I did,” I said, very sober, “and he got so mad he’s going to have
old Uncle Jimmy sent to jail—just because I told him we couldn’t let
him tow us to Poughkeepsie.”

“You make me tired!” Pee-wee screamed, “do you mean to say that if a
fellow does a good turn to another—an old man—and it turns out to be a
good turn on somebody else, and he says—the other one that has a
boat—that he’ll make a lot of trouble for the other one we did a
service for—do you mean to tell me that the other one has a right to
say he’ll make trouble for him, and if he does we haven’t got a right to
let him do a good turn to us, so that the other one we did a good turn
for can get under a bridge—it’s a good turn to let _him_ do _us_ a good
turn, isn’t it? Let’s hear you deny that?”

“You’re talking in chunks,” Doc said; “pick up the words you spilled and
straighten ’em out.”

“Hold him or he’ll fall off the bridge,” Artie said.

“Do you mean to tell me that we haven’t got to let him pay us back so as
to save Uncle Jimmy?” Pee-wee fairly screeched. Oh, boy, you should have
seen him.

“There is yet time,” I said, just like an actor, sort of. I said, “There
is yet time to fool him—I mean foil him. We have till Friday to accept
his offer.”

“Who’s got a pencil?” Pee-wee shouted.



                             CHAPTER XXXIII

                         SO LONG-SEE YOU LATER


So that’s about all I can tell you now, but pretty soon I’ll tell you
about our cruise up the Hudson and all about the fun we had on the
house-boat and on Captain Savage’s tug. Oh, boy, he turned out to be one
fine man. And I’m going to tell you all about Skinny too, and about the
fix we got into about that tramp that slept in the house-boat. You
remember that fellow, don’t you. Some scare we had, believe me.

And you’ll hear about Temple Camp and Jeb Rushmore, and you’ll get to
know us fellows a lot better. Gee, I hope you’ll like us. Mr. Ellsworth
says I’m a pretty good author, only I took such a long run there wasn’t
any space left to jump in. I should worry. Some authors don’t run at
all, they only walk. Believe me, you have to drag some of them with a
rope.

Anyway, we’ve got acquainted now and that’s something. In the next story
there’s going to be some girls—and some snakes, too. Especially one
snake. Gee, but girls hate snakes—snakes and mice. Anyway, Mr.
Ellsworth told me to write just the same as I talked, so if it’s no
good, maybe that’s the reason. You should worry. Maybe you’ll like the
next one better, hey?

Anyway, you’ll like Temple Camp, that’s one sure thing.





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